Thefluffiestguineapig: I think it might depend on where Bonethan and his cohort are being stored, if they haven't been brought up to speed then the ghosts aren't fully entrenched yet
Thefluffiestguineapig: And those are LRR specific ghosts, any preexisting ghosts will need to figure out a new deal, hopefully Pistachio is in that day
Thefluffiestguineapig: !advice
LRRbot: Turn to page 8.
Earthenone: !quote 8
LRRbot: Quote #8: "Once, at a LAN party, I sat down on my own nutsack so hard that I almost blacked out." —Cameron [2015-01-16]
Thefluffiestguineapig: That is.....hard to transition into the next thing
Thefluffiestguineapig: I kind of want to go find one of the old Jonny sketches
Thefluffiestguineapig: !badadvice
LRRbot: Hack it with your katana.
Thefluffiestguineapig: There we go, I got there with the bad advice angle!
Thefluffiestguineapig: !findquote katana
LRRbot: Quote #2360: "We are viking! We are katana viking! We are someone's fetish." —Cameron [2016-04-22]
Thefluffiestguineapig: !findquote fetish
LRRbot: Quote #2360: "We are viking! We are katana viking! We are someone's fetish." —Cameron [2016-04-22]
Thefluffiestguineapig: That is weird, is that just top of mind for LRRbot or are there improbably no other fetish quotes
TemporallyAwry: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #5327: "Apparently nobody (except Heather) gets to put me in the corner." —Ian [2018-09-23]
Thefluffiestguineapig: Huh, with Ian doing his Ian thing I would absolutely have expected more weird fetish quotes
Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean, that quote is not wrong
Thefluffiestguineapig: !findquote Heather
LRRbot: Quote #710: "Let's go up Heather." —Kathleen [2015-09-22]
Thefluffiestguineapig: !advice up
TemporallyAwry: !goodadvice
LRRbot: At this time of year?
Juliamon: advice isn't searchable (it's a different part of lrrbot)
Thefluffiestguineapig: !badadvice
LRRbot: Try the Sacrifice Yoshi Maneuver.
r10pez10: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness.) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (2m from now).
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Ah, sorry, thanks for clarifying
Thefluffiestguineapig: That advice would have been good during this past RE4 playthrough
Juliamon: yeah, it's a simple response command rather than a database query
Earthenone: !killallhumans
LRRbot: Executing command.
TemporallyAwry: !loveLRRbot
Thefluffiestguineapig: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness.) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (38s from now).
Thefluffiestguineapig: Damn!
r10pez10: don't tempt me with another joke command
TimIAm: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness.) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (13s ago).
TemporallyAwry:
honestly I just do commands as "the joke" without expecting a result, but occasionally I am surprised
rasterscan: Any idea what's being played tonight?
TemporallyAwry: !soon (for example)
Juliamon: Has not been announced
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TemporallyAwry Same, sometimes it's just funny to phrase it as a command
rasterscan: @Juliamon Righto
TheMerricat: !merricat
LRRbot: I wonder if commands are still being added... TheMerricat, do you have any idea? =D
rasterscan: Maybe it's putt putt night!
TimIAm: I'm hoping for more Putt-Putt, but to be fair I hope for that every week
SkylerRingtail: Game has been updated to "My Friendly Neighborhood"
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's awesome!!
r10pez10: i think !uno !dos !tres are my current faves
rasterscan: Ohh.
NightValien28: YES THIS GAME
Thefluffiestguineapig: I want Pajama Sam so badly
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also this game rules
TemporallyAwry: !now
rasterscan: I've heard good things about this game.
NightValien28: this gonna be a great time
Makrosian_Tae: LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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LoadingReadyRun: @Thefluffiestguineapig delayed another month
Thefluffiestguineapig: Starting with an upbeat BGC banger
TimIAm:
@LoadingReadyRun 
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TimIAm: @Thefluffiestguineapig BGC is all bangers all the time
spo_okymulder: what could go wrong in a friendly neighborhood!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @LoadingReadyRun Hey, honestly you do whatever makes you happy for real
Mcgwee: I haven't caught let's nope in a while
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TimIAm This one is just upbeat
hd_dabnado: Ive heard really good things about this game
NimrodXIV: from what I've seen, this game seems Bioshock-y
Thefluffiestguineapig: I have done a weird lore deep dive because I like this game but I will keep it to myself
gehennam_reborn: Been waiting for the boys to get their hands into this one!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @NimrodXIV Sort of? The art style a little but tone not reall
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couchboyj:
Makrosian_Tae:
Certified 
Seth_Erickson: oh hey this game
saucemaster5000: I am hoping this game is just a re-enactment of the legendary mister rogers teepee disaster
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Seth_Erickson: I have heard that people were unhappy with how the devs were handling this game.
kumatsu: oh boy, nightmare fuel!
maynotbeusedbywizard: Hi all, great to catch a bit of a stream. Its 01:00 here in UK so doubt ill catch much.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 And you unlock different perspectives by doing certain things. Hard mode is the teepee's perspective
TemporallyAwry: !lasttoot
LRRbot: ~lasttoot
TemporallyAwry:
Darn 
ButButTheJesus: oi, wots all this then
tod_vom_himmel: i think its called twitcch
Makrosian_Tae: I don't think I even know what this game is
BearRavenson: I don't understand, this isn't a remake/remaster. Are you sure this is Nope???
Seth_Erickson: @ButButTheJesus oi bruv it's tuusday innit that's means it's Let's Nope yah.
Juliamon: I don't think Adam has the keys to the Masto account
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squ3e: Damn I sniped the intro, just joined
GhostValv:
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone!
ButButTheJesus: @Seth_Erickson bloody!
BusTed: Good evening.
NightValien28: THE BOIS
kumatsu: sup nerdz
TheWriterAleph: hi?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, why is Ben here?
azninsect: hello!
Diabore: we hear you
Makrosian_Tae: We're back, a Dinosaur Tale
Gekyouryuu: oh, there IS a ben
TheMerricat: Ben? Why is Ben here?
saucemaster5000: G'heh, they are bigger than normal!
AtrusOfMyst: Bring the James Tribute background back
RealGamerCow: Look at these handsome boys
Seth_Erickson: Can't believe we made it out of Remake hell
azninsect: we're heeeeeere
MegaDosX: Ben in his jetsetter era
Orannis0: Are you REALLY here? Or are you an ILLUSION?
Rootpotato: oh shoot is this that seseme street game
BusTed:
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Thefluffiestguineapig: These handsome boys with their sharp haircuts
Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean Alex visits sometimes
PMAvers: Here comes Craig!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Poochy?
TheWriterAleph: new blorbo just dropped
GhostValv: D:
squ3e: Oh man time for my audition!!
MegaDosX: Oh no
Juliamon: I wouldn't call it "the" Sesame Street game
pn55:
Thefluffiestguineapig: oh no
azninsect:
electra310: NOOOOOO
ButButTheJesus: OH GOD
Orannis0: Vinny the Vulture!
gibbousm: THIRD character? But you already have Spoopifer
Excalibur_1867_:
Makrosian_Tae: Oh no....
patrick_stonecrusher: 🤨l thought this was a League of Legends stream..?
Earthenone: ben is pandering to his audiance
BearRavenson: birb
Rootpotato: gotta get ian to do teh voice
MegaDosX: Oh that's even worse
BusTed: 😬
gehennam_reborn: Yes Yes Yes Yes!
PharaohBender27: Oh I remember them from Desert Bus!
kumatsu: chromakey bird out here to jumpscare
azninsect:
body being keyed out 
empyreon:
oh good
RealGamerCow: Ian comes off the top ropes
Tangsm: Ghost bird. Very scary.
Lysander_salamander: wow
maynotbeusedbywizard: Holy crap its The Giant Claw
rrtycoon2: Chromabird
DEATHlikescats: Half keyed out bird fren
Sarah_Serinde: He makes a point
NightValien28: oooooooooh
loufghyslaufey: I thought Spoofipher was the 3rd- nvm.
trebuchetboy: lmao
saucemaster5000: It's come to prop comedy has it?
NightValien28: get called out big adam
MegaDosX: That bird is chroma keying out something fierce
Makrosian_Tae: Starting off at a solid 10 today
trainpants: that puppet is weirdly emotive
TheMerricat:
Bird is chromakeyed 
AtrusOfMyst: Bird is gonna seduce us
kimmibeans: He looks like a ghost bird lol
BusTed: Maximum!
TheWriterAleph: i am one thousand percent on board
Seth_Erickson: Beast Mode Baby
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also I will say that you already have Spoopifer, Alex, the Deep Sea Fangly Fish from the top of my head
TimIAm: Bird Adam
NotCainNorAbel: Poochie
squ3e: XD
LurkerSpine: Birdam
gundamschwing: Todd
ShaneLeeAtk: Kevin
Earthenone: Steve
GhostValv: boochie
electra310: Birdo!
kumatsu: time to yes, and the shit out of this
azninsect: jared!
NightValien28: squash
BusTed: Jared
r10pez10: Homunculus
josh___something: Jared?!
Rootpotato: andy
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Kevin?
ButButTheJesus: EEF FREEF
trebuchetboy: Jared Pog
squ3e: Poochie? nah thats coochie clearly, C for cluck like a bird
Spades_Slicc: Gerard
Gekyouryuu: Gerard
Fe1ix66: Like the subway pedophile?
YeomanAres: How can we hear the Jared when he doesn't have a mic?
Lysander_salamander: nope
catchyuniquename subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 10 months!
catchyuniquename: Hell yeah! Scary puppets and two awesome hosts! It's like Christmas!
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Seth_Erickson: Jarad the golgari lich?
Rootpotato: the LORE
ButButTheJesus: Gerard
ladyjessica: I expect Gerard to be I. The next puppet sketch
ladyjessica: In
patrick_stonecrusher: Darn Subway universe bleeding into our own
circusofkirkus: quit fondling Gerard, Adam
Thefluffiestguineapig: Call Beej!
saucemaster5000: Beej will allow it
YawnLance subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 54 months!
YawnLance: Adam going straight for the bird's butthole
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LurkerSpine: tail feathers
AtrusOfMyst: One wing to rule them all
gehennam_reborn: Tail feathers
Spades_Slicc: Tail
itsr67: LOL
loufghyslaufey: Wait, is this bird part ferret or weasel?
kumatsu: Jarard is a One-Winged Angel
Tangsm: 3 winged bird. Basically a helicopter parrot.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben not knowing the features
couchboyj: Gerard always have been and always will be
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
catchyuniquename: This is so beautifully dumb
saucemaster5000: can we take the bird to memphis?
cybercobra5: Pure chaos
Orxolon: name?=
EmpressTila subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 107 months!
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gundamschwing: Play the game with Jared on your mouse hand
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couchboyj:
NotCainNorAbel: And Poochie went back to his home planet
Mister_BlueSky: So anyway... horror games.
ShaneLeeAtk: New LRL feature actor
Lysander_salamander: Remember to title your clips
BusTed: We can expect a series of these then
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shendaras: Bird!
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electra310: Next week Creepy Doll!
squ3e: Wake up honey new Bit just dropped
YawnLance: The bit will continue until morale improves
Rootpotato: does serge also have to audition
gibbousm:
What about ?
saucemaster5000: Ben just wants to put his hand inside more animals
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup
cybercobra5: Finally, an episode with less gore that I might be able to stomach watching!
invickthus: timeley? who are these boys?
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is the full version, the demo came out a couple years ago
electra310: Spoopifer is not pulling his weight on this show, negligible though that weight may be
AtrusOfMyst: New video games? Not Choo Choo Charles?
Makrosian_Tae: Topical, like an ointment
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kumatsu: this is the Subwayverse Ben
gehennam_reborn: When Gerrad is on screen, they need to be asking themselves where gerrad is
Thefluffiestguineapig: @cybercobra5 This game is actually very lite on gore
saucemaster5000: Wait till they get sleepy
raulghoulia: Not a remake? Blasphemy
CururuGuasu: Dr. Strange skipped this timeline
Mal2mad: Wait, hand inside animals? Is Pistachio joining the lets nope cast?
e_bloc:
1066
kimmibeans: I JUST put this on my Steam wishlist a few hours ago. I'm so excited!
RetroHibiscus: with great legos come great responsibility
MegaDosX: lmaoooooooo
BusTed: Haha.
Astramentha: Being three is difficult
SnackPak_:
loufghyslaufey:
I mean, its the closest thing to grass... on the floor. 
NotCainNorAbel: jsut like chat
AtrusOfMyst: Lego on the table? Not on my christian Minecraft server
nevermore913: That tracks
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is Remy his favorite?
gibbousm: well Nicole is pretty cool
itsr67: lol
YawnLance: Damn
Astramentha: Awwww
NightValien28: #teamnicole
Seth_Erickson: an early rizzler
BusTed: The flowchart's established
kimmibeans: That's a kid that knows what he wants
ButButTheJesus: he knows whats up
Earthenone: !patreon
Earthenone: !store
Mr_Horrible: that's right, I *am* the reason
Andymonium: the no-breath speedrun
Earthenone: !findquote puppet
LRRbot: Quote #8372: "All of the bits are being held in the puppet zone." —Jordan [2022-11-18]
wench_tacular: and breathe
Mister_BlueSky: Micro Machines!
Mr_Horrible: oscar stans rise up
Makrosian_Tae: !findquote puppet
LRRbot: Quote #8372: "All of the bits are being held in the puppet zone." —Jordan [2022-11-18]
saucemaster5000: please let it be snuffleupagus
YawnLance: !cw
LRRbot: This game contains, or we have found it to contain, material that may be upsetting to some of our viewers. If that content is a problem for you, it's okay to not watch this stream. Self-care is more important.
GhostValv: oh no
AtrusOfMyst: Kermit warning
YawnLance: Puppet violence is possible
kumatsu: fluff-based gore
electra310: Well, there's the VOD title at least
ButButTheJesus: as long as a puppet doesn't come to life...
e_bloc: oh this is a very good game
Laserbeaks_Fury: Lamb Chop
Spades_Slicc: Barney
kimmibeans: A puppet I like? Have ya'll heard of Puppet History
v_nome: Mr Blobby
kumatsu: christian edutainment characters
BusTed: say lambchop
Lysander_salamander: Barney is the worst.
MegaDosX:
I don't think Mr Blobby was a puppet 
trainpants: Prince friday
electra310: Gibb favorite puppet
Thefluffiestguineapig: King Friday
xantos69: Truth
Laserbeaks_Fury: Smelmo
saucemaster5000: yeah fuck elmo
ghyllnox: That's never stopped you before
loufghyslaufey: kay
SnackPak_: true bestie
Xed_Regulus: YES! Elmo is overrated!
ButButTheJesus: tru tho
Makrosian_Tae: Adam "Tries not to offend anyone" Savidan
Juliamon: Least favourite is Lady Elaine Fairchild. Fucking thing nearly ruined Mr Rogers for me
Lysander_salamander: understandable
couchboyj: Rolf the Dog is the best
nevermore913: Grover is pretty great
Earthenone: tickle me elmo, it comes with a call to action
Tangsm: Rocko really redeemed Elmo as relatable.
TimIAm: Like, from the Modern Life?
Mandillio: Bartleby is my favorite puppet.
loufghyslaufey: & Oscar?
azninsect: yeah i think ben's right
cybercobra5: Rock-o's Modern Life
Roger_Job329: Grover and Gonzo
HadesLeprechaun: Elmo outtakes are the -best-
AtrusOfMyst: Elmo had a good run, they should kill them off
squ3e: Elmo follows twitch chat rules - if its funny once, its funny always
electra310: "Rocko is a rock" was very funny
thefightnerd: grover= underrated MVP
Rootpotato: Rocco's a rock!
Mr_Horrible: Statler and Waldorf are the best puppets and it's not close
thevikingbear__: Hi Ben! Hi Adam! Hi Chat!
kumatsu: top-tier puppet is Uncle Deadly
RealGamerCow: You monster!!!
LithelyUnshod: We playin' Elmo's Thunder Baseball?
Tangsm: I mean, the first version of Snuffy is terrifying.
ButButTheJesus: @thevikingbear__ hewwo
aiamethyst: he's imaginary, he can't die
thevikingbear__: Snuffy can't die. He's imaginary
HadesLeprechaun: "huuuuh, you said a bad word! Elmo learned a new word, Elmos gonna teach it to all his friends!"
Orxolon: we should get you a Putt Putt puppet
gehennam_reborn: Ok, Elmo is one of the only worthwhile things to watch on late night TV interviews
TStodden: The "puppet" murder isn't at the Moonbase, right? I don't think Gibb wants to deal with all that paperwork.
loufghyslaufey: Barkley's return when?
colonelkreiner: The trash heap from fraggle rock
saucemaster5000: Snuffleupaget the fuck out of here
Astramentha: OH MAN
thefightnerd: I once edited a video for a major website where they interviewed snuffleupagus
TheDailyMapleSyrup: I liked Telly monster
bosqueofpines: Skeksis best puppets
Roger_Job329: Ello
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
Mr_Horrible: oh god it *is* us
MegaDosX: Where's the lie tho?
azninsect: HEY. HEY....no, fair
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm ok with that
gehennam_reborn: Cause he's an unhinged puppet
prince_infidel: Sorry I'm late
ButButTheJesus: "no THAT way"
couchboyj: I mean Snuffy can die if Big Bird dies...
DEATHlikescats: Accurate
Earthenone: what is a mid puppet, we are tired of extremes in this house
Makrosian_Tae: IT SURE WOULD
Rootpotato: thats like wishing death on eyore
Spades_Slicc: Lil Cal
TheWriterAleph: gonzo means well
saucemaster5000: Beaker is GOATED
SquareDotCube:
Oscar the Grouch.
Thefluffiestguineapig: He's fine
Astramentha: Come inside, have a cup o tea with the missus
SnackPak_: I love Fozzy
Orannis0: The gelfs from dark crystal are awful
Mr_Horrible: Fuzzy's chill
nevermore913: Where does Gibb rank?
empyreon:
top puppet is YETI
Laserbeaks_Fury: Okay WALDORF and STATLER
gualdhar: Swedish Chef is the best puppet, I will take no back talk
Mortimew: Bartleby
gibbousm: they got their own show
thefightnerd: Fozzy, but singing chris jericho's Fozzy songs
Thefluffiestguineapig: Animal is great
kumatsu: I'm getting a Dr Teeth backpack next week
xantos69: I hate Mrs. Piggy. I Just can't deal with that much prima dona energy.
spurius: they have their own show
Xed_Regulus: I HATE Pepe the Prawn! Annoying little prick
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also I love Beaker
Makrosian_Tae: Did anybody see the outtakes for Cookie Monster and John Oliver news segment?
Gekyouryuu: manamana. doo dooooo do-do-do
Makrosian_Tae: It's genious
Juliamon: Where does Emmett Otter fall
Mr_Horrible: I still quote the "a bear in his natural habitat" joke to myself periodically
CastleOtranto: Janice rules
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahaha
maynotbeusedbywizard: Skeksis are top tier puppets
kimmibeans: Why do you enjoy hurting me so much?!
jessieimproved: One of my kids can frown JUST like Sam the Eagle
lion_byte subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 25 months!
lion_byte: Fozzie Bear? More like Floppa Floppa
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couchboyj: Fozzy tries so hard but does so bad. I think we can all relate to that.
Roger_Job329: They just had a series
KV1NN4: Yeah, Fozzie's unbearable :3
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ButButTheJesus: @Gekyouryuu manamana
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Makrosian_Tae It made me laugh so hard someone asked if I was ok
BusTed: Rowlf is the only competent muppet
DEATHlikescats: Janice is awesome tho
neisan2112: Holy crap I forgot about that
GenericGlitterGoth: My husband is very upset by the Fozzy and Animal slander
saucemaster5000: no, let's talk muppets for 3 hours
Laserbeaks_Fury: Ya'll remember Pilot from Farscape?
BrowneePoints: He beat BUDDY RICH in a drum battle
Gekyouryuu: @ButButTheJesus do do-do dooo
Mr_Horrible: Antagonistic ASMR
gibbousm: Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker are my favorites
DEATHlikescats: Skeeter has an unfortunate name
inconsideratehat: it me
BrowneePoints: Oh man Adam is gonna LOVE this game!
saucemaster5000: @gibbousm you are spitting the truth
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Laserbeaks_Fury I haven't thought about Farscape in so long, when I get Netflix again I need to do a rewatch
Masslost: luckily no Swedish chief slander has been said tonight
Scy_Anide: My friends use push-to-talk.
MegaDosX: Oh my god Ventrilo
ButButTheJesus: @Gekyouryuu manamana manamanaa naa wee-eeee
Seth_Erickson: One minute I'm recording some ASMR content for my youtube channel.
gundamschwing: Ventrilo pog
squ3e: MAWP
BrowneePoints: Vi sittar od I ventrilo?
MegaDosX: Ben no.
r10pez10: oh my god ventrillo
FofoATL: ventrilo holy
ButButTheJesus: wshhshshshs
Earthenone: its a heat wave, deal with it
rasterscan: Christ, that's sending me straight back to 2008
kumatsu: damn, Ben out here blasting Ferisar
Laserbeaks_Fury: Bring Back Honeywell
Izandai: mood
paronomasiac042: vi sittir har i venten
Mr_Horrible: "It's either this or I die, so deal with it"
BrowneePoints: That's what it is
couchboyj: Also, maybe stretching the definition of puppet, but plank from Ed Edd and Eddy
Mr_Horrible: I'm sure it'll be friendly
VrolikSyndrome: The noise suppression is built in! And people don't use it! I don't understand!!
Makrosian_Tae: Oh, this one!
Makrosian_Tae: I've been waiting for forever
Thefluffiestguineapig: Not puppet factory
gundamschwing: Everyone had that teammate who couldn't pronounce Ventrilo and always called it ventrilio
Darleysam: that doesn't sound like a friendly neighbourhood AT ALL
Mr_Horrible: how many spooky puppet factories can *actually* be out there
Thefluffiestguineapig: But it will explain
Mr_Horrible: nobody does
saucemaster5000: I like it, fuck menus
Izandai: Something tells me this neighborhood won't be very friendly at all.
Andymonium: augh, no, hate that
Seth_Erickson: Oh this is not the game I thought it was.
Mister_BlueSky: I'm indifferent on it.
Orannis0: No one likes it, it's pretentious and annoying
SquareDotCube: Not liking Fozzie is kind of the point, I found an old children's book where all the illustrations are people irked by Fozzie's jokes
TheDailyMapleSyrup: also ??????? menu
Thefluffiestguineapig: My guess is that it is designed for YT horror game people's convenience
Mr_Horrible: Let me set my audio before you penetrate my ears
Rootpotato: gonna stab elmo
TemporallyAwry:
Menu is for players that complete the tutorial 
cybercobra5: *gameplay jumpscare*
xantos69: I have literally never played a game without editing the settings. So I am with you on that Ben.
Saintnex: I like having the OPTION of doing that if I just want to jump right back in, but DONT make it the default and only thing
Orannis0: @TheDailyMapleSyrup post-game cheats menu
Juliamon: The time says 00:00:00
Thefluffiestguineapig: I am trying to hard to not just explain it
MrQBear: It says Time 0
Izandai: I enjoyed it in BOTW and TOTK.
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's the current save
Wolfstrike_NL: Then how did you get to the menu!!??!?
Mandillio: Speaking of puppets I finally tried the Lies of P demo and gosh it’s great.
Seth_Erickson: look at the time it's at 00:00:00
saucemaster5000: I KNEW it! The show is SCRIPTED!
loufghyslaufey: you must've booked a visit?
TheWriterAleph: more human than human
Laserbeaks_Fury: hehe "felt" something. Get it? Because puppets
FofoATL: more real that reality huh
loufghyslaufey:
saucemaster5000: overshare much?
gundamschwing: Drew Barrymore and Beej
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben if you modded Goblet so help me god I will get you
Seth_Erickson: That looked like a good burger
VrolikSyndrome: Yeah exercise feels like that to me, too.
Makrosian_Tae: Uh...what?
VrolikSyndrome: I feel you lady.
Seth_Erickson: damn
DEATHlikescats: Mannnnnn…. Now I’m hungry
KeytarCat: a day of FMVs!
patrick_stonecrusher: Coorazie haamboorger
squ3e: Oh man, is this another child mascot horror film? lets gooooo
gibbousm: do you want to eat a burger that big?
Mr_Horrible: a burger *this* big?
BrowneePoints: Yes
Scy_Anide: Props for a burger that was wider instead of taller.
TheMerricat: @gibbousm yes.
LithelyUnshod: Admirsl's, downtown Brantford
gundamschwing: Is that James?
BrowneePoints: My ex stepdad and I made a burger that big back in 4th grade
NightValien28: I have when I was a teen, it was good if I do it now I would die, that burger is too many calories
Saintnex: big mood
Makrosian_Tae: "I ignored it" *brushes hair*
e_bloc: art
Seth_Erickson: High Art Alert
gibbousm: Pirate Radio Ben
Mr_Horrible: the game's juking you
Mr_Horrible: footsies too strong
loufghyslaufey: jumpscare?
saucemaster5000: the end
loufghyslaufey: Oh, I expected a jumpscare.
CururuGuasu: When do the Threshold Kids show up?
Mr_Horrible: mop
Tangsm: This is going to be so much easier with all this context.
Thefluffiestguineapig: This game genuinely will help you get it no matter how much you try to find the secrets
Makrosian_Tae: Gohdon
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup, Gordon rules
BrowneePoints: Looks like a TV station just turned itself back on?
Mr_Horrible: Gordon J. O'Brian
cybercobra5: A bEaUtiFuL dAy In tHe NEiGhBoRhOoD
FarleyF: ah this is his last job before retirement
Mr_Horrible: now that's a damn name
Seth_Erickson: Gordon J. O'Brian is on the job
TheWriterAleph: Gordon JOB
Mr_Horrible: love him already
TStodden:
Sesame Street must have fallen on some tough times... 
Laserbeaks_Fury:
This game brought to you by the letter 
BusTed: "sullen and impolite behavior"
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FarleyF: what did Miles do this time
Thefluffiestguineapig: That probation is such a mood
saucemaster5000: O'Brian keeps giving people hotfeet
BrowneePoints: Wait...is our name Gord JOB @loadingreadyrun
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Seth_Erickson: Get rid of it then Gordon
Makrosian_Tae: Fuh daes
bosqueofpines: You can't fire Gordon, he's a veteran!
ButButTheJesus: Whah. Whah nevah changes.
patrick_stonecrusher: Gordon was the name of a Seseme Street character who died irl and the Seseme Street caracters discussed death on the show afterward
PharaohBender27: "You gotta tip me, I got a Purple Heart!"
mochabeanie: YES!
RealGamerCow: Fahk you pahl!
mochabeanie: the "clearly a cop" one is great!
Mr_Horrible: is a controller plugged in?
Yosiel_: RE inventory!
Masslost: adam the Boston deli guys are so good
BrowneePoints: RE Attache!
Seth_Erickson: I didn't know them Adam
Lysander_salamander: I'm horribly behind on memes
PharaohBender27:
Eh, you're still ahead of me, 
saucemaster5000: gotta keep up with the youths grandpa
Mr_Horrible: oh, you were saying there was weird stick input, I thought one might be sitting somewhere
ButButTheJesus: didn't know them
Izandai: the fuck
LithelyUnshod: Me too Ben!
Makrosian_Tae: You what??
BrowneePoints: My smart TV also has tiktok on it
TheWriterAleph: do you have to rotate your TV vertically?
Orannis0: The downside to tiktok is you're watching tiktok
Izandai: ^
MegaDosX: If it were me, I'd simply not watch TikTok
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Orannis0 ^this
FarleyF: ah so it's youtube on steroids
Juliamon: And that's why I *don't* tiktok, I don't want to have to work that hard for my media
bosqueofpines: Stared too long at a pimple popping video, now I'm cursed.
Seth_Erickson: Everyone says that about every platform of content creation
Thefluffiestguineapig: The issue is that the fine stuff is so buried
BrowneePoints: Tiktok got WAY better
xantos69: I only watch LRR content. Checkmate.
ShaneLeeAtk: This isn't YouTube?
KeytarCat: It's possible to curate, but it's a lot of work
saucemaster5000: Actually good point let's all leave
EikoandMog: @bosqueofpines Oh nooooo
Dog_of_Myth: We do watch you, so we have no taste.
Lysander_salamander: There's some neat blacksmithing videos on tiktok
Thefluffiestguineapig: And there aren't misinformation warnings
ButButTheJesus: i'm heeeeere?!
Mr_Horrible: lies, *I* have the moral high ground as a paragon of virtue and respectability
Seth_Erickson: I just don't want the work to get another timeline cleaned up
mrjujubeans: There are great historical stories on there
m_logan2000: You lost it in the war
korvys: I don't watching Twitch - I watch LRR
prince_infidel: It's not about moral high ground, it's about being a hater
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Most of what I watch on Twitch is pretty good, though. There's this guy who just digs holes in Minecraft, though.
Earthenone: the only time i see tictocks are during lrr/db bits lol
Orannis0: Twitch is great as background stuff while doing other things
Mr_Horrible: it's Arnie
cybercobra5: Why so Large?
0x6772: The Ernie we have at home.
saucemaster5000: Bert should divorce his ass
mochabeanie: earnie on a cycle?
Dog_of_Myth: So Swole
reptile___: Legally Distinct Ernie
kumatsu: Ernie's been beefing up
SquareDotCube: Bernie
VrolikSyndrome: Ernie, dude, you look huuuge
Orxolon: it is
Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean
PharaohBender27:
Izandai:
Haroldholmes25:
Makrosian_Tae: I love that
Thefluffiestguineapig: That makes me want to yeet the turtles into the sun
cybercobra5: Seth Rogan ain't no teenager
Tangsm: Does that mean they've eliminated "tubular" from their vocabulary?
invickthus: this is how I'm gonna learn teen lingo
MrQBear: a compelling argument...?
BrowneePoints: The turtles are actually kids in this one
Orxolon: they say "sus" yeah...
Earthenone:
so selling you on the TEENAGE part 
DaVeganPolice:
Whats up chatters
korvys: "looking swole, Bert"
Mr_Horrible: Kermit thee frog here, uh, you look huge
Thefluffiestguineapig: @invickthus Are you going to get jiggy with that lingo?
cybercobra5: Cowabunga dude!
Izandai: But yeah, apparently this one leans into the "teenage" part of the title, which sounds neat.
saucemaster5000: Why don't teens just learn the fucking queen's grammar
ButButTheJesus: "mm, Bert, mm, you're yelling again, Bert."
mochabeanie: steel toes brother
BrowneePoints: Like the turtles are actually PLAYED by teenagers
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun matt described it as we've had movies that explored the ninja part, we've had movies that explored the mutant part, this one explores the teenage part
Rootpotato: Bert, nice gains, you started creatine?
Seth_Erickson: That's how he earned his purple heart
gibbousm: I threw it on the GROUND!
MadmanOreo: not a single turtle says 'reagonomics', 0 stars
gawag_: I thought that said MEN lol
xantos69: From the window to the walls.
Mister_BlueSky: Grimace?
SquareDotCube: Grimace...
FofoATL: they killed barney
saucemaster5000: grimace had a night
YawnLance: Oh sorry that was me
Zalthia: Me I did. Sorry.
Nigouki: damnit Grimace
Mr_Horrible: can't be gooin' in public
PharaohBender27:
DEATHlikescats: Grimace’d
Seth_Erickson: Who brought a grimace shake into the office again
korvys: Grimace shake
Mr_Horrible: it's unsanitary-like
TStodden: It's jammed... grape by the looks of it.
invickthus: it's grimace
Makrosian_Tae: I hate that sound
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is rejected Grimmace shakes
kimmibeans: Supposedly we get to weaponize the alphabet in this game and I don't know what that means but I'm super excited to find out
ButButTheJesus: You can do the Grimace Shake
Astramentha: 3 year olds have big feelings
Orxolon: so are we a doll/action figure or something?
Haroldholmes25: banana phone?
NarishmaReborn: i thought that said "MEN"
TheWriterAleph: only one man would give this elevator the grape! loooone staaaar
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup
Scy_Anide: Ring me, senpai
loufghyslaufey:
theSupportSystem: I'd rather watch a TMNT where the turtles are dealing with being middle-aged tbh
Makrosian_Tae:
Andymonium: oh no now I'm saying "grimacé" but like the way we say "menacé"
Yosiel_: awfully clean for an abandoned factory
loufghyslaufey: Its that Duloc moment from Shrek.
Mr_Horrible: the neighborhood *IS* the town
FofoATL: hahaha
Wolfstrike_NL: O hey, a puppet we can kill
Electrodyne: hi Internet friends
invickthus: I would like this one to die first please.
CururuGuasu: It’s time to play the music!
Izandai: IS THAT ARLO
CururuGuasu: It’s time to light the lights!
itsr67: yeah its arlo
gibbousm: Sock it to me Ricky
Izandai:
kimmibeans: WHY IS THIS PUPPET SENTIENT???
kimmibeans: Can we kill it please?
CururuGuasu: Gordon seems surprisingly chill with this
saucemaster5000: still better than Gerard
Makrosian_Tae:
BorealMage: Is Ricky what Telus sounded like when you were trying to get Internet?
spo_okymulder: sifl & olly are the only sock puppets I want to hear from
squ3e: is this ProZD?
ButButTheJesus:
@kimmibeans
PharaohBender27: Well, where would the arm *be* with that setup?
invickthus: and you can't even be rude to these fucks otherwise you'll lose your crewman job
FarleyF: so i checked the steam reviews and holy hell - 98% is something special
TheDailyMapleSyrup: he said to wait
cybercobra5: After-school Special
saucemaster5000: Adam thinks echos are ghosts from the past trying to steal your soul
BearRavenson: @spo_okymulder Oh dude, you KNOW the problems I've had with not hearing from Sifl & Olly.
NightValien28: FarleyF its a really fun and charming game
Mr_Horrible: "Welcome to the circus of value"
loufghyslaufey: I've seen weirder Isekai characters than this googly-eye puppet sock!
Makrosian_Tae: "Overwhelmingly Positive"
Tangsm: What soul?
Izandai:
Haroldholmes25: oh boy it's more keys to get keys pog dude
CururuGuasu: They aren’t?!?
Orannis0: Maybe most of those reviews were.... sock-puppets :3c
saucemaster5000: (I hate it when I actually have onions to cut)
Catastrophil: @loufghyslaufey Lookin' at you mr Vending Machine
spo_okymulder:
@bearravenson
Mr_Horrible: I've got 2
Lysander_salamander: wow chat is getting mean
Mr_Horrible: they're on my feet
TotallyNotaBeholder: I have 2
Rootpotato: do the muppets have souls
spurius: gingers dont
gibbousm: Was it Big Red?
NightValien28: I have a few laying aroun
Andymonium: a soul still burns
xantos69: Not me. I sold mine to Ben so he could get gum.
kumatsu: Zebra Stripe
Alness49: I know Adam has a soul. In a jar.
frank_the_great: If ghosts aren't real, then souls aren't real
rasterscan: James said he stole Adam's soul ages ago
ButButTheJesus: Juicy Fruit?
m_logan2000: prove you have a soul, show it to us
TotallyNotaBeholder: @Mr_Horrible beat me too it, nicely done
BusTed: not even bazooka joe smh
PharaohBender27: @Lysander_salamander That's the Adam/chat dynamic for you
lazermeow: A goth Harlot for Louisiana stole my soul.
cybercobra5: Except the plutocratic ghouls
BusTed: fruit stripe
Mr_Horrible: @TotallyNotaBeholder honored to share the brain cell
VrolikSyndrome: Yeah
frank_the_great: Zebra
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think Adam's soul is re attached every time he gets a good victory in SF6
invickthus: hint of a fruit gum
Mr_Horrible: Juicy Fruit is great for 5 seconds
kimmibeans: I had a teacher in high school try to convince us, a room full of teenage girls, that dogs do not have souls. It did not end well
VrolikSyndrome: Straight trash gum
Land_Manatee: Dang Ben. Can't believe you gave up your soul. You lose your rhythm with that too.
Mister_BlueSky: Fruit Stripe, 1000% sucks.
tehfewl: Second on fruit stripe
Makrosian_Tae: I like 5 Gum
Laserbeaks_Fury: Big League Chew
neisan2112: Truuuue. Its good for like 20 seconds
SnackPak_: but the taste is gonna move ya
DEATHlikescats: Fruit stripe was baller, but never lasted
ButButTheJesus: smh, I love Juicy Fruit
Lysander_salamander: It's been a long time since I've eaten gum
couchboyj: Fruit Stripe is amazing.... for 0.0001 seconds
Mr_Horrible: Bubble Tape gave me the call of the void
BrowneePoints: Juicy fruit is okay, fruit stripe/zebra gum is the one that lasted 5s
saucemaster5000: bazooka gum can jump off the golden gate bridge
MegaDosX: Wait aren't you George?
EikoandMog: Juicy Fruit, yeah, only good for 3 secs.
RealGamerCow: Juicy Fruit is fine for the first 20 seconds
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, momentary delight followed by jaw strain
ShaneLeeAtk: 6 Feet of bubblegum for you and not them!
reptile___: what about that gum you shotgunned a pack of during Road Quest, Adam?
BusTed: bubble tape is only good because you get 6 feet of it so you can refresh the flavor
Orxolon: vess?
FarleyF: if one person gets it right does everyone in chat pass
James_the_Dabbler: @kimmibeans I am a 22 year old man and that teacher is the wrongest they've ever been in their entire life in that one moment
Mr_Horrible: just wanted to open it up and take a chomp
Gekyouryuu: @MegaDosX we're gordon
cybercobra5: Taxidermy mounts?
invickthus: tag yourself
Izandai: Hoops
korvys: Best planeswalkers
BorealMage: Gum is just awful in general
MegaDosX: @Gekyouryuu Ah, that makes more sense
Haroldholmes25:
sir
Land_Manatee: Maybe Le-nard? Like French or something?
Mr_Horrible: metronome? Hubba hubba
Juliamon: Mr_Horrible And you didn't? Because I sure did
TheWriterAleph: speaking of tik tok
PharaohBender27: I don't know if I have a soul or not, because I don't know if they exist. But if the Devil comes, confirms I have a soul, and asks "What you want?" I windmill slam selling my soul for fixing the climate
Laserbeaks_Fury:
I hear metronomes are big on TikTok
couchboyj: Tic... tic... tic... tic
Yosiel_: who else gets disturbed by the bubble tape eaten wrong?
Mr_Horrible: @Juliamon oh I absolutely did but it was always tinged with sorrow cuz that made it last not as long
ButButTheJesus:
@Laserbeaks_Fury 
Land_Manatee: Those big work boots
bobokiddo: i mean have seen corn bone?
Laserbeaks_Fury: No Steppe
Diabore: sfx?
Wolfstrike_NL: Metronome? I heard that move is popular in pokemon tournaments
bobokiddo:
BrowneePoints: Oh an FoV slider neat
korvys: SFX?
Diabore: thats better
MegaDosX: Celsius, Fahrenheit, or Rankine?
Seth_Erickson: you got half a medallion as well
Mr_Horrible: Gordon's got a heavy gait and these guys are just out here makin' fun
Sogheim: hold up, is this the puppet horror game?
Mr_Horrible: smh my h
NightValien28: Sogheim yes
MegaDosX: Preach!
BrowneePoints: Yes
saucemaster5000: Kelvin tho
Mr_Horrible: I will never learn the conversion
theSupportSystem: Kelvin is best temperature!
lazermeow: What about Kelvin?
BrowneePoints: Can we not
Mr_Horrible: that's my weird US hill I'll die on
VrolikSyndrome: We literally had a conversation about this!!
Seth_Erickson: you talked about it here yes
TotallyNotaBeholder: Kelvin would like a word
Thefluffiestguineapig: Only good measure of temperature is the new hotness
Makrosian_Tae: I remember that stream
Gekyouryuu: counterpoint: 69 Farenheit is NICE, but 69 Celsius will KILL you
CastleOtranto: As an American, Fahrenheit is dumb
kimmibeans: Kelvin is definitely the superior temperature measurement
cybercobra5: We stan Fahrenheit for weather!
BrowneePoints: I'm noping out of this convo
ButButTheJesus: haha room go brrrrrrr
Makrosian_Tae: Topical
BusTed: Sounds like someone mowing a lawn outside.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hilariously I learned my height in cm and weight in kg during a recent diagnosis attempt
Izandai: That's why they pay him the big bucks.
Andymonium: look if it were that important of a conversation I'm sure someone would've clipped it
Makrosian_Tae: !findquote topical
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Even in the US in medical settings they know metric is better
BusTed: Nice.
Land_Manatee: It should absolutely be the opposite. Farenheit for outside (body relative temps) and Celcius for cooking (science).
TemporallyAwry: @LRRbot Ah, an evergreen quote
loufghyslaufey: "Richard Lightsbury"
PharaohBender27: Problem is that I know Fahrenheit better - for Celsius I gotta Google it because I'm not doing that conversion that involves fractions
Lysander_salamander: nice
SK__Ren: Amazing
BrowneePoints: OMG JIM HENSON
Gekyouryuu: nah, Tim Hanson
Orxolon: "puppet movies"
DEATHlikescats: Awww love it
BrowneePoints: THIS IS GREAT!
Sarah_Serinde: That sock puppet definitely referenced the Muppets earlier too
Mr_Horrible: okay, these are pretty cute
James_the_Dabbler: Ah legally distinct Henson
kimmibeans: @Thefluffiestguineapig I mean, that's mostly because celsius is the universal standard for science
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Zalthia: Muppet Treasure Island is great
saucemaster5000: Muppets have done no wrong (except muppets from space)
Seth_Erickson: Dark Souls door strikes again
Orxolon: is there any required lore to this game? xD
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raulghoulia: As a muppet himself...
Mr_Horrible: is norman is a varsity jacket?
RealGamerCow: There aren't subtitles for ambient talking
Land_Manatee: You're ruining my muppet immersion, Ben!
Makrosian_Tae: I don't like this
cybercobra5: #boneless
Thefluffiestguineapig: They don't do subtitles for the ramblings
ButButTheJesus:
PharaohBender27: That muppet's giving himself a concussion
Diabore: this is... unsettling
RealGamerCow: Frank Oz is spinning in his grave
BorealMage: If I were Gordon, I would simply... leave
saucemaster5000: this dude is spitting
TStodden: Dude! She's not that into you!
gibbousm: ?
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EikoandMog: @BorealMage But we gonna get fired.
squ3e: This is like...too weird to be scary
circusofkirkus: MEN, am i rite
invickthus: I dunno, that's also how I knock on doors.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also just an FYI, this will just go on as long as you want to stand here
Jay_Blanc: Be careful about listening too closely to what the neighbours say. It inflicts psychic damage direct to the player.
Haroldholmes25: mood
BorealMage: @EikoandMog Honestly fine with that
mrjujubeans: Stelllllaaaaa
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Tangsm: The finger joints are weird to see on a puppet.
baltimore_667083: dammit walmart ernie!
BusTed:
Lysander_salamander: ok
gibbousm: they just want to hug you
Haroldholmes25: get bodied I guess
PharaohBender27:
EikoandMog:
itsr67: command grabbed
trebuchetboy: gg
Mr_Horrible: finally enough head trauma to die
TheWriterAleph: Y O U D I E D
Thefluffiestguineapig: @baltimore_667083 Hey, he's a respectable Costco Ernie thank you
prince_infidel: Stun locked
Gildan_Bladeborn: What a friendly fellow he was.
invickthus: it's like if avenue q had pvp.
CururuGuasu: You got Mupped
SmithKurosaki: Bernie strikes again
cybercobra5: "Where did the puppet touch you?"
BrowneePoints: You legit jumpscared me turning around
TheDailyMapleSyrup: friended to death
Laserbeaks_Fury: My head canon is we're Gordon Freemen
TheWriterAleph: gordon's a short king
baltimore_667083: @Thefluffiestguineapig you're sure he's not a Grocery Outlet Ernie in disguise?
ButButTheJesus: BUKKIT
couchboyj: This place must have big messes
saucemaster5000: Half a good idea life
trainpants: I've been replaying them recently and honestly they hold up really well
BrowneePoints: It's old
frank_the_great: HL1 is rough, HL2 is GOATed
Makrosian_Tae: @saucemaster5000 ohhhhhhhhhhh
cybercobra5: @baltimore_667083 Bargain Market!
Spades_Slicc: What about Gordon Feetman?
mrjujubeans: The original HL is pretty fun
Mr_Horrible: black mesa also a good HL1 remake
PharaohBender27: @mrjujubeans Well, other than that last level IMO
Thefluffiestguineapig: What is overrrated is people continuing to give Valve chances when they are just a steam money printer now and don't care about their intellectual property except as a tech demo
Seth_Erickson: The Visage Effect is strong
saucemaster5000: if a game does a giant snail eating someone I will be scared
MrQBear: oh the gun is so good
baltimore_667083: tf does anyone want from half a giant coin
cybercobra5: Just poop out all the damage
DaVeganPolice: Uh?
Mr_Horrible: I too am A-lax with myself
mrjujubeans:
Valve has become overrated 
BrowneePoints: Who shit a hole roll of duct tape
RealGamerCow: what do muppets poop? Fluff?
hd_dabnado: must have been a rough night if you need duct tape after
BrowneePoints: Whole
trebuchetboy:
Inventory Management 
saucemaster5000: oh fuck, that reminds me I need to get my duct tape out of the toilet!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @baltimore_667083 If he is then it's a local chain that is the last of an old set of stores
DaVeganPolice: you gotta do what you gotta do when you're out of TP
Thefluffiestguineapig: @mrjujubeans Hard agree
invickthus: who among us hasn't had a menty b in a stairwell at work.
SmithKurosaki: Hows FNAF flavoured Sesame Street so far
Haroldholmes25: uhhhhh
gibbousm:
Juliamon: This game feels like it skipped an introductory chapter
DaVeganPolice:
BearRavenson: Emo Philips
trainpants: yeah I hear it
Mr_Horrible: Steven Wright
korvys: Spider Ham
Land_Manatee: Ben, you don't have to lie. That was a weird comparison
Thefluffiestguineapig: It really throws you in the deep end
Blakemcm: the game expects you to know that its a horror game
Mr_Horrible: oh we bioshock now bois
RealGamerCow: you're supposed to be WTF at this point
Juliamon: Like, how were we supposed to know we needed to be stealthy?
Thefluffiestguineapig: *cue the quote of A Wrench from Spud*
baltimore_667083: it skipped every chapter except the walmart x back alleys crossover one
Kaaannaaa: Also, Kermit THE Frog
Blakemcm: we didnt see the puppets kill someone else
Blakemcm: or something like that
MrTulip: We've obtained interaction.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Aww, it shoul dhave been a Crowbar
Mr_Horrible: time to make friends (commit violence)
Sarah_Serinde:
@Juliamon I dunno, I think it taught us that pretty well
itsr67: LOL
baltimore_667083: YEET
Andymonium: XD
MrSarkhan:
NightValien28: YEET
MegaDosX: "I must go, my planet needs me"
MadmanOreo: a waist high wall, our greatest weakness
invickthus: this game got kinky
Juliamon: We had ONE puppet interact with us, and they weren't hostile, and then suddenly we get KO'd by the next one
James_the_Dabbler: That startled me
Seth_Erickson:
Izandai:
itsr67: OOF
baltimore_667083:
EikoandMog:
Mr_Horrible: get his ass
Haroldholmes25:
Land_Manatee: OOF
SnackPak_:
hd_dabnado: yeah there are some wacky ragdoll
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
electra310: Oof!
Makrosian_Tae: oof
MegaDosX: o o f
Laserbeaks_Fury: I guess he FELT that
Orxolon: haahaahaha
ButButTheJesus: OUUF
Astramentha: Maybe up the gamma?
saucemaster5000: Alright that got me
Mr_Horrible: you had 1
mochabeanie: O o O f F
Thefluffiestguineapig: No
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's a consumable
Orxolon: was it infinite?
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah but getting attacked didn't set us back very far so it wasn't that punishing a lesson
Rhynerd: You had 1 roll of tape
PharaohBender27: Man, it sounded like we didn't need to use that much tape to subdue them
SquareDotCube: de-contrast
Mr_Horrible: it's not the game is scary anyways, make it brighter
Astramentha: My bad
Endrion: Always wanna be picky with the tape, I think.
Oreo1369: Joining in late
Juliamon: MaxTurkeyFlaps Different one entirely
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MaxTurkeyFlaps This is not realated to Poppy Playtime
BrowneePoints: No that's Poppys Playtime
Mr_Horrible: not as far as I'm aware
Gekyouryuu: crafting?
Rhynerd: @maxturkeyflaps Poppy’s Playhouse? If so, no.
Haroldholmes25: save room pog
They_Are_Alyx: Duct tape is like lighter fluid in the RE1 remake
Diabore: oh its a vault
MaxTurkeyFlaps: @Juliamon Thank you!
FofoATL: storage
Seth_Erickson: storage room 👀
HadesLeprechaun: storage
electra310: Beeg inventory
Mister_BlueSky: Yup.
Lysander_salamander: oh no
Diabore: WHY
Lysander_salamander: oh nooooo
KeytarCat: The dynamic range is too wide for itself
PharaohBender27: D:
patrick_stonecrusher: Booooooooooooo
Land_Manatee: I like it
electra310: For the stuff you want to have later
gibbousm: Capitalism!
Endrion: Limited saves, yep!
Lysander_salamander: I hate that
Wicker_Guide:
BusTed: unfortunate
Oreo1369: Pay 2 Save
TheWarDoctor8: Coin Op Saves?!?
Mr_Horrible: "Overwhelmingly Positive"
Orxolon: oh no
James_the_Dabbler: You also have to pay to HEAL!
Diabore: and heal uses the same currency
Laserbeaks_Fury: I HEARD YOU LIKED RIBBONS
baltimore_667083: ok this is definitely walmart in disguise
couchboyj:
PharaohBender27: The sheer CAPITALISM
Makrosian_Tae: Ewwwwww
itsr67: microtransactions these days
circusofkirkus: what a hairy scrawny arm
cybercobra5: Pay to not die, just like IRL!
squ3e: Wow worst mechanic I've seen so far!
eff_the_bard: ink ribbons monkey fighters
mirshebs: if it makes you feel better theres also autosaves
ArcOfTheConclave: thanks i hate it
prince_infidel: BOOOOOO
invickthus: i like the mechanics but I hate the mechanic.
Oreo1369: What's this called
DudelidouX: haha no save scum
kumatsu: time to mod the game to free saves
korvys: This is like Kidzbop RE4
BusTed: Difficulty
TheWriterAleph:
it reminds you of another, more better game
Endrion: The point in this case is that the save currency is also use for other sutff
Wicker_Guide: make you afraid to save
Orannis0: Sense of urgency
BusTed: It's a slider to move for difficulty setting
saucemaster5000: it's called game design
blip2004: raises tension
Veshnikard: So you can do a hard mode
korvys: This is like Kidzbop Resident Evil!?
Thefluffiestguineapig: So you don't just do a single thing then run back and save over and over
Mr_Horrible:
I like stuff like that significantly *less* than inventory management, tbh
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's Junebug
Makrosian_Tae: Maybe it's saves per level
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BrowneePoints: It's a balancing act to raise tension and have a penalty for death
Oreo1369: Pay 2 Play *2
eff_the_bard: Resident Tweevil
MrTulip: I mean that saferoom was straight out of resident evil
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes, they do get back up
MrTulip: in the bad way
blip2004: there was a tape gun on the box, why couldn't you take it lol
Kaaannaaa: I think it's meant to increase tension in the early game
Oreo1369: Everything cost money Adam
Thefluffiestguineapig: The save method? That is not interesting
Gekyouryuu: it's just Muppet Resident Evil
mrjujubeans: Man, BioShock took quite shift
Mr_Horrible: like I said, I find that to be *way* kludgy-er for building tension in horror games than managing an inventory
Wicker_Guide: I'm inclined to agree, I think it's an unwise way to handle tension
BrowneePoints: Wait was that a gun on that box?
BorealMage: Using resources to save is pretty unfriendly design imo
prince_infidel: This is a weird Bioshock sequel
Lysander_salamander: yeah it's kind of a dumb thing to pay for saving
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Oreo1369 This is horrifyingly true. Life is pay to win
NightValien28: it does help tension but it also punishes people that aren't that good at the game
saucemaster5000: The HORSE is REALISTIC
cybercobra5: Magazine of WHAT
Oreo1369: You pay for it too
invickthus: you know what I need in my video games? capitalism.
Seth_Erickson: I don't think that all of game design is intended to be interesting
FofoATL: looked like a tape gun
Jay_Blanc: I liked it, it's only hard-locked to the save points in the extra-hard modes. Otherwise there's also checkpointing after getting through a section of play.
Oreo1369: Joined late what have I missed
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm excited for Ben and Adam to discover the premise of the next weapon
itsr67: LOL
EikoandMog:
SnackPak_:
NightValien28: OOUF
Seth_Erickson: it's always funny
SmithKurosaki: urf
Mr_Horrible: damn he's committed
ButButTheJesus: O U UF
Haroldholmes25: rude
loufghyslaufey: I can barely see him in the dark.
saucemaster5000: Oeuf
Makrosian_Tae:
cybercobra5: *urf*
BorealMage: Listen, I primarily play RPGs, resources aren't meant to be used
PharaohBender27: You forgot to tape his MOUTH
SmoreThanAFeelin:
NightValien28: love it
ghyllnox: Couldn't spare any tape for the mouth huh
Mr_Horrible: "It's my bit streamer"
Thefluffiestguineapig: YEET
Jay_Blanc: If you don't want to hear people rambling about stuff, you are playing the wrong game.
SmithKurosaki: I can see some goofy copypasta coming from this
Makrosian_Tae: "Yayy"
Andymonium: XD
Astramentha: @borealmage You get it
BrowneePoints: We need that OOF as a soundbite lol
Oreo1369: That knockback
AussieBrainDoc: These kermit analogies just wont die
prince_infidel: This may the least scary game you've played, & that's saying something
Mr_Horrible: Norman's a damn tank
EikoandMog: This game seems to know that good horror includes a bit of comedy
Spades_Slicc: Found the tank
MegaDosX: Is that Elon?
baltimore_667083: is that george lopez?
Inquisitor_Xian: I saw John Leguizamo
FarleyF: looks a little like nelly in the christmas carol
loufghyslaufey: Well, he has broad shoulders, that Norman.
Mr_Horrible: yes
rasterscan: Yes
Wicker_Guide: The Great Muppet Caper
VrolikSyndrome: Yeahhhh
Oreo1369: Big breast
bosqueofpines: Looked like Lin Manuel Miranda to me.
LithelyUnshod: Storyteller
VrolikSyndrome: Noooope
Kaaannaaa: No thanks
saucemaster5000: That's the storyteller ain't it
electra310: The Storyteller
EricTheOrange: hery
Mr_Horrible: I'm now considering Hexblast Mines
rasterscan: Oh, you don't want my league starter >.<
Mister_Hawk: Thinking toxic rain
Larkonus: I'm still trying to figure that out, Adam.
Haroldholmes25: oh good a gun
DaVeganPolice: I think your molten strike idea could work
gualdhar: I'm league starting "skip"
Mister_BlueSky: Snackeroos?
Mister_BlueSky: I'm in.
rasterscan: Sunder Gladiator
mirshebs: speaking of are you excited for POE 2?
saucemaster5000: play molten flash league skip barbarian scrawler
BorealMage: Ricky's delivery is great
Mister_Hawk: Maybe essence drain, but I have done that time and time again
Oreo1369: Kill it with fire
eff_the_bard: He sure talks a lot for a guy named Gordon who has a wrench
loufghyslaufey: Big Bird?
Oreo1369: Bird momma
baltimore_667083: so pearl is an ostrich?
electra310: Beeeeg Bird
Mr_Horrible: Gordon: "This is my life now"
Haroldholmes25: That may be what the reticle is for yep
Thefluffiestguineapig: The letters
Oreo1369: Ouch
TheWriterAleph: no crosshairs baybeeee
Astramentha: XD Okay, I like that it fires letters
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's what shows you where you're aiming
saucemaster5000: I know those three words individually
Mr_Horrible: I imagine anything chieftain is gonna be touch-and-go at maps
rasterscan: Infernal blow is probably better than molten strike with the new support
Oreo1369: Are they revolting
Seth_Erickson: Norman's a tanky lad
Mr_Horrible: that ascendancy has very little damage now, feels like
DaVeganPolice: I don't think Molten Strike will be bad, chieftan remains to be seen with the changes
FarleyF: so when do we get to shoot plasmids from our other hand
VrolikSyndrome: If you add the new Returning Projectile support you get double meatballs.
rasterscan: Infernal blow with controlled blaze so you can stack small ignites for the big explosion ignite
Oreo1369: Love that knockback
VrolikSyndrome: Probably
squ3e: Oh man if we get one liners like that im back in
Gekyouryuu: we have a healing item in our inventory, right?
YeomanAres: Can you use an item to heal?
Goorguy: So bioshock sesame street?
eff_the_bard: what an elegant way to show how much ammo you have left
Laserbeaks_Fury: I'm guessing "The Scribe" is a reference to The Storyteller
ButButTheJesus: The only letters I need to know are U, S, and A KKona
cmdrzellgaudis: This definitely makes me miss the Dark Picture Anthology games
Bruceski: Who put a white-text note over a white table?
DaVeganPolice: Molten Strike + Return Support + Trauma = Stonks
saucemaster5000: they revoke your twitch account. John twitch cannot abide bad PoE players
kumatsu: we'll explain when you're older, Adam
cybercobra5: Skipping over the text logs..
DaVeganPolice: (imo)
Gekyouryuu: "this is my couch! it was made for me!"
Endrion: I giggled when I noticed this: Note that the gun that shoots the letters of the alphabet... has how many shots in a full magazine?
Diabore: bennys got a gun
RavingPenguin: Gordo with a shotgun
Oreo1369: Are you sure
Jay_Blanc: You might want to stand a little further from the Neighbours. They have a long reach and startle when people walk up close behind them.
Rebbers: To who?
Sogheim: you have a gun that fires letters and you're shooting puppets...
Spades_Slicc: Now if only you had a gun that fired puppets
Oreo1369: This sounds like a weird acid trip
SquareDotCube: H is for Headshot!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also I will say there tends to be multiple ways to deal with the puzzles
MrQBear: shoots letters and has a magazine that holds 26 rounds.
EikoandMog: It never stops being funny
RavingPenguin: Gayming
Gekyouryuu: circle key for a circle door?
eff_the_bard: anything on the tv?
saucemaster5000: that's exactly where I keep my keys
arcaneIllumination: I just got here, what's going on?
cybercobra5: Weird-shaped keys, HO!
Laserbeaks_Fury: The vowels are tracer rounds
Mr_Horrible: @arcaneIllumination you know as much as we do
rasterscan: Don't forget to heal
Thefluffiestguineapig: Matt G started the Gayming yesterday during Jackbox
HadesLeprechaun: well the keys are clearly labeled, he got a circle door and we've run past triangle and diamond doors
Endrion: Choco bar makes you sprint for a while
MrQBear: candy makes you run fast
Oreo1369: Breaking the 4th wall
Orannis0: chocolate bar makes you faster
PharaohBender27:
arcaneIllumination: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 49:44.
Seth_Erickson: that could be two slots though
Thefluffiestguineapig: Neeeyuuuuum
Mr_Horrible: AND THEN YOU KITE
MegaDosX: n y o o m
Oreo1369: BONZI
Mister_BlueSky: Are we the jumpscare in this game?
Makrosian_Tae: Candy go brrrr
cybercobra5: Leeeeroy, Jenkins
RetroHibiscus: bioshock 4 looking good
Juliamon: arcaneIllumination We're an engineer guy who was instructed to go into this old puppet building to turn off a rogue TV broadcast. And puppets happened.
Seth_Erickson: Can we hit the gong 👀
DaVeganPolice:
that noise
kumatsu: RING! THAT! GONG!
Makrosian_Tae: Omg, hit the gong!
invickthus: and the lord sayeth, eat a snickers, it's clobberin time
arcaneIllumination: @Juliamon Thank you
GreatGodOm: Ben, I saw something today that I believe might infringe on your trademark! I saw a van with the company name "Glengeneering". What legal action would you like to pursue?
MegaDosX: Anticlimactic
RavingPenguin:
BrowneePoints: RUTABAGA
saucemaster5000: dinner?
Haroldholmes25: surprised that worked tbh
Mr_Horrible: I desperately wanted it to just kill you for that
Rourke9: i love gamers
Dog_of_Myth: Time for the Gong show
MegaDosX: Oh my god
KeytarCat: Hit the guitar!
Land_Manatee: You gotta warm up the gong first. Can't just smack it cold like that.
SK__Ren: This game seems brilliant. RE, Bioshock, and Jim Henson all rolled into one
Oreo1369: Beatbox over the gong
BorealMage: Tape is impenetrable
rasterscan: Dude, that's layers of duct tape, that's difficulty
RetroHibiscus: video *breathes* games
cybercobra5: Flex Tape!
saucemaster5000: gordon was paid to fix the antenna not open wardrobes
Laserbeaks_Fury: I mean, this was literally a thing in RE7
Oreo1369: Gong life
Endrion: It's duct taped shut. Might as well be welded solid.
Jay_Blanc: You've never dealt with real production grade gaffer tape.
Sogheim: look, Gordon's having A Day here
rasterscan: Do you all use gaffer's tape around the Moonbase?
RavingPenguin:
Wet pearls huh? 
Drathak:
prince_infidel: I just got that his name is Gordan
eff_the_bard: big head mode?!?!
Oreo1369: Like Kraft mac n cheese
NightValien28: RavingPenguin no!!
Orannis0: Cheats are for post-game
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Jay_Blanc That puts super glue to shame for real
Mister_BlueSky: I think you only get them after you finish it once.
HadesLeprechaun: probably at main menu
Juliamon: There was a ???? option in the main menu
Mr_Horrible: Slightly Smaller Head Mode
Thefluffiestguineapig: You can only unlock cheats after a full playthrough
BrindleBoar: second best mode, after a la
Seth_Erickson: there was another door with blue circles I think
Papperslappen: Big head instagib was the way to play ut2004
DEATHlikescats: Oh… me
saucemaster5000: The outfield buster sword kid
eff_the_bard: I was friends with that kid
Endrion: The map does that one late-resident evil thing where it'll mark rooms that don't have anything left in them, btw.
BrowneePoints: There was a double circle door in the main room I think
MrQBear: Didn't you say that was you with the sidewalk drawings, Ben? ' <'
ButButTheJesus: sure is
DEATHlikescats: It’s called mania now
Oreo1369: Everyone is a little special Ben
Laserbeaks_Fury: Albuquerque
Transmuted_Elf: did you grab the map from the save room?
Drathak:
I was pulling up dandelions in the outfield
PharaohBender27: Use the tape! Let us see its effects!
mrjujubeans: Adam with too much energy??
ButButTheJesus: I stared up at clouds apparently
Seth_Erickson: main room where Norman was had another door with blue circles Ben
Seth_Erickson: I think
Thefluffiestguineapig: Real karate? Or were you doing anime fights which foretold your career?
Oreo1369: Glow up
Haroldholmes25: I think they even copied the re color coding system
cybercobra5: Snackies!
saucemaster5000: basketball happens too fast, they should slow down
RealGamerCow: watching hockey in person will immediately get you into hockey
Makrosian_Tae: Highlights are the only way I want to digest a sport. Everything else is tooooo slow
DEATHlikescats: Hokey’s like fast soccer
DaVeganPolice: Hockey slaps
Drathak: watch in slow mo saucemaster5000
Laserbeaks_Fury:
The best feature about a gun that shoots letters is it add a lot of CHARACTER to the game.
haltben2514: You need to get on that ultimate frisbee life Adam
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: !game
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MaxTurkeyFlaps: @RealGamerCow Absolutely agreed. Hockey live is amazing.
ButButTheJesus:
@Laserbeaks_Fury
Papperslappen: Basketball would be much better if they had low grav and big head
Diabore: at least its not "14 minutes of play over 4 hours" like footbal
Thefluffiestguineapig: I like watching show jumping, easy to understand and when I explain the biggest fences at 5ft tall and the doubles are 6ft apart it tends to blow people's mind
Oreo1369: Not images speed ping pong
gehennam_reborn: You say that when hockey exists
eff_the_bard:
I like American Football because my favourite part of sports games are adverts
PharaohBender27:
Real pro-American football take there
saucemaster5000: You aren't allowed to enjoy watching golf until you are 50
Kaaannaaa: Adam you would be a monster disc player with your height
SquareDotCube:
what about kickball
Land_Manatee: Loved ultimate in college. Really kept the weight off.
RealGamerCow: I knocked a person out playing kickball
SK__Ren: My friends got me into Disc Golf a few yers ago
James_the_Dabbler: I think I know where to go but also I don't want to say until asked
Blakemcm: Golf is the best sport
saucemaster5000: We learned his real age!
inconsideratehat: I watch sports purely for Jay Onrait. (I just aged myself)
BrowneePoints: James is also 50
Haroldholmes25:
well james is 50, so that checks out 
Fanklok: James is the most boring man in the world tho
Rootpotato:
james is 50 tho right
TheMerricat: Jame is old.
Juliamon: well, James is closer to 50 than you
NarishmaReborn: james might be 50 inside
Laserbeaks_Fury: The frizz pitch
Drathak: you could destroy some discs
Thefluffiestguineapig: When I went to England to work on archaeology site a bunch of them listened to cricket on the radio and it was just baffling
Oreo1369: You go further
Seth_Erickson: height often has a lot to do with sports.
Spades_Slicc: Adam with the Fris? No Way!!
eff_the_bard: James has dad energy
BrowneePoints: I got the So You Play Football a lot
haltben2514: Could Sky all the fools
Oreo1369: Yeah hight is + 1
invickthus: am tall, miserable at basketball
eff_the_bard: James has "are you winning son" energy
saucemaster5000: "When it rains they are the first to know" (says the cleverest guy in the class)
MaxTurkeyFlaps: Were you a lock when you played rugby, Adam?
Gekyouryuu: "welcome to the neighborhood, son"
Oreo1369: Where is the beach 😎
loufghyslaufey: They never took these sets down?
bosqueofpines: Could be worse. My father often loudly bemoaned that I was too short for most sports, but too tall to be a jockey.
RealGamerCow: "Getcha between the pipes bud, fill up a lot of that goal with yer height!"
Mister_Hawk: I heard that so much too. I ended up swimming since I hated running lol
neisan2112: On it randomly going up, does Ben have one of Ian's fixed controllers? I know one wasn't actually fixed.
haltben2514: Adam played rugby??
James_the_Dabbler: It even looks like the old sesame street set!
saucemaster5000: gotta put them somewhere
Seth_Erickson: You can't deny that being tall wouldn't give you an advantage over shorter players if you were good it's not like a wild statement.
MegaDosX: #8 would make sense for Adam in rugby
Diabore: do headshots do more damage?
FarleyF: so did we just press F to knock out that Puppet
Oreo1369: Crows playing rugby
gehennam_reborn: Literally, that is how half my high school basketball team made it on said team. They were all above 6foot and build like shit brick houses.
ghyllnox: Get on the mark!
MegaDosX: I mean, I can understand that Adam
Mr_Horrible: that famous sport for birds, rugby
MaxTurkeyFlaps: Yeah, I got out of rugby after dislocating my hip.
eff_the_bard: for the birds eh?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Rugby is too hard core. The number of testicle injuries requiring hospitalization is horrific
Makrosian_Tae: Don't do it Ben
Mister_BlueSky: Some might even say it's big.
Rebbers: I hear that. Rugby culture fucked up my childhood
haltben2514: You should try touch then!
Lysander_salamander: Is Pearl the Mr. X of this game?
DEATHlikescats: Tru
MaxTurkeyFlaps: And also the culture is... rough.
Mr_Horrible: that doesn't surprise much, esp in schools
TheWriterAleph: biggus birdus
kumatsu: wasn't it the Rugby team that made you run naked across that bridge?
Rourke9: you can tape them??
Oreo1369: What kind of bird was that
MegaDosX: I hope it's better nowadays, but when I played it was pretty bad
prince_infidel: Can you climb the boxes?
TemporallyAwry: So that Bird Puppet from the Intro ... we know where they ended up right?
haltben2514: Better vibes
Tangsm: That looks like an onion changing station.
xantos69: I just dislike sport culture.
MegaDosX: Sport culture in general can be like that, yeah
eff_the_bard: What do you mean, was rugby culture expecting you to just get hurt and not care?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Taxi Driver
Haroldholmes25:
haltben2514: Honestly I do think it depends on the sport
Makrosian_Tae: GOTTEM
NimrodXIV: strats
MegaDosX: Sick one-liner Ben
SmithKurosaki: 10 points!
Mr_Horrible: you take that back, Streamer. Support the union
HadesLeprechaun: well this is clearly Resident Evil and you couldn't jump in almost any of those except contextually
haltben2514: Rugby is very much take a concrete pill and harden up, other sports not so much
Oreo1369: Is the fuzz
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sports have a vibe and sometimes when you accidentally find one with better vibes and then discover the rest is garbage it is crushing
TheWarDoctor8: Who needs tape?
ButButTheJesus: @Mr_Horrible this
Gekyouryuu: "lemme give you a Lyft!" *shoots him off the roof*
Laserbeaks_Fury: I see a ball and a hoop
saucemaster5000: playing basketball too fast
loufghyslaufey: That's- not a bird face....
Mr_Horrible: can't even fly, smh
Rhynerd: Gottem so hard he’s bound to the wall now.
invickthus: no rules that can't say a large bird can't play basketball
TheWriterAleph: dominating with that HEIGHT
Oreo1369: But them hops Adam
Haroldholmes25: my favorite bball player, Stiff Breeze
BrowneePoints: Yeah but she shoots like Shaq
kumatsu: does the vhs work with the tv?
Makrosian_Tae: I wonder how many hours of dialogue has gone into this idle conversation
saucemaster5000: it's like a gilmore girls episode
Oreo1369: It's sesame street ish
Laserbeaks_Fury: I would store this letter in my pocket, but i don't wanna P my pants
NightValien28: THE MAIL
Thefluffiestguineapig: I've been applying to work at vet practices and the number that refuse to work with bird larger than a cockatoo because of the ratio of fragility to potential damage to handlers is so bad
HadesLeprechaun: I watched someone else play a lot of it and it was very not scary very quickly, but was still very good
MegaDosX: Not like it'd be the first time for that
saucemaster5000: I mean, it's good y'all have a bit
eff_the_bard: is it usually more time to gun in a resident evil or silent hill?
Oreo1369: Bond's nice kink ben
Mr_Horrible: the surreality of it is doing well for me so far, but I *do* imagine their chatter will wear thin
Darleysam: coulda been playing an ACTUAL banger like Baldur's Gate 3 smh my head
cybercobra5: 'bout to get real Friendly up in here
CavemanKellen: neer say they can't get to u
prince_infidel: You've played a lot of unscary games, & this is the least scary
Mister_BlueSky: "Hold this L" --Gordon, probably.
Rourke9: put put was pretty scary
EricTheOrange: Imean thats kinda your bit adam "thing you like is bad"
eff_the_bard: Video Games
saucemaster5000: you CAN"T go over the fucking child's fence?
Earthenone: it says do not enter, gordon isent a monster
Laserbeaks_Fury: This game is brought to you by the letters "A" and "K"
Mr_Horrible: the J in Gordon J O'Brian doesn't stand for jump
Oreo1369: What about this vs put put
saucemaster5000: I guess it does say do not enter
Makrosian_Tae: This is like bloody Dark Souls logic
jessieimproved: My only criticism is I wish that the puppets had a few more animations. Otherwise, an interesting game
loufghyslaufey: Wait, so why did the sock puppet try to take the gun again? For what? Being in on this?
Seth_Erickson: on occasion it is
Mr_Horrible: you do enjoy rattling the cage from time to time, but we all do
rasterscan: You literally went "I haven't played Halflife but it's overrated"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Not genuinely, I think as a goof it is recurring
rasterscan:
Oreo1369: Put put was great
HadesLeprechaun: maybe save after unlocking shortcut?
Seth_Erickson: I would more describe it more as intentionally antagonistic
RealGamerCow: Hey, when are you doing baby games for babies?
Mr_Horrible:
yeah, PoE sucks
Mr_Horrible: *plays it anyway*
RealGamerCow: I ask because I want it pushed out a month
saucemaster5000: turns out we're all gorillas eating fleas off each other's backs
Jay_Blanc: This twenty dollar single developer game sure is not as perfectly made as an AAA Game. But please do continue to rag on it for those reasons.
Rourke9: sticks though? sticks are unbelievable
Papperslappen: Are there humans in the suits or are they puppets who has come alive?
xantos69: So, what if we only played good games?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, same Adam, it's sometimes hard to be upfront when you know what people think of what you enjoy
Oreo1369: Earlier they responded to Gordon talking about the ABC a
Gekyouryuu: but then you can't hear them approach
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 an ouroboros of community grooming
Mr_Horrible: honestly, based
Mister_BlueSky: Yeah, it's a bit much.
Oreo1369: Enjoy the music
Seth_Erickson: There's a letter in that room Ben
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Papperslappen Do you really want to know or is this hypothetical
Rourke9: that is much nicer
Gekyouryuu: I think that M was an item to grab
Land_Manatee: Actual Ernie on the bass drum?
Mr_Horrible:
chewns 
James_the_Dabbler: Turn enemy audio approach what could go wrong *immediately gets blasted by creeper*
Makrosian_Tae: That fixes a LOT
Laserbeaks_Fury: Could you grab that "M" ion the drums
vouru: Bah no swet Adam chat is going off on nothing
cybercobra5: "put a sock in it!" "But I am a sock.."
Akaiatana: Letter RIP
Mr_Horrible: "does not open from this side"
Mr_Horrible: this game really *IS* dark souls
Papperslappen: @Thefluffiestguineapig Hypothetical when I started writing but now I'm genuinly curious
korvys: You basically have 4hp
HadesLeprechaun: save room??
Oreo1369: They start there day with getting ready for bed
KeytarCat: that model takes 8 hits
EikoandMog: Smacking the taped puppet is STILL funny, though.
prince_infidel: What's the point of the melee then?
Oreo1369: Feel that
reptile___: is there health on that cart back there?
Mr_Horrible: I will say I am excited to see more weapon designs
rasterscan: I mean, you get the RE4 shotgun less than an hour in
Makrosian_Tae: Game kinda jumping the shark if it gives you the shotgun this early
Juliamon: I really do want to like this game because the theming is On Point and it visually looks perfectly fine and mechanically seems good, but... there's like, nothing to tie those all together
James_the_Dabbler: OOOH
Gekyouryuu: oh, this'll be how you change what box opens
Lysander_salamander: heck yeah
Land_Manatee: Peter Parker would be proud.
Spades_Slicc: Pizzaaa, Pastaaa, putitinaboooox
Rootpotato: Pizza Tiem
MrSarkhan: That does sound good.
Thefluffiestguineapig: That sounds awesome
saucemaster5000: that actually is a good pizza
Seth_Erickson: oh you're gonna need to come change this every time for all those wall boxes right
Tangsm: bbq sauce or marinara?
cybercobra5: Feesh like lock boxes
Oreo1369: Pog
Mr_Horrible: I'm not one for pineapple but that does sound good
Laserbeaks_Fury: I bet that opens up all the boxes outside
korvys: Oh, do each of these select a box to open?
Haroldholmes25: oh no
Kaaannaaa: no, but anchovies is a choice
Haroldholmes25: this seems miserable
BrowneePoints: I prefer Pepperoni and Pineapple
vouru: Drop the wrench and go for the cleaver, we'
eff_the_bard: I had a pizza that nearly killed me once, that was bad pizza
kumatsu: what are these birds doing here?
BearRavenson: Replace the ham with pepperoni, and you're on
hymntothoth: Ben's gonna talk about pizza, while I am here, pizzaless? smh
Mr_Horrible: I'm bracing myself for when the bird finally catches them
Seth_Erickson: one of them is an m so probably not pigeon
Makrosian_Tae: Can you...IMAGINE. If it spelled "deez nuts"
saucemaster5000:
anchovies fucking rule and I'm mad at all the hate meaning no pizza join round me serves them 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon So I will say at the beginning it asks for a lot of "sures" from the player which is not very easy to get into
SquareDotCube: oingoboingo
Laserbeaks_Fury: Open SEASAME
loufghyslaufey: Oh, does that alphabet panel activate a musicla number?
loufghyslaufey: *musical
Kaaannaaa: no hate! just that people have strong feelings and you need to be prepared
Mr_Horrible: does the map fill out as you visit stuff?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 I've never had them but I've been told they are very good for certain kinds of cooking
gawag_: they went really hard on the resident evil + puppets
Mister_BlueSky: It's time for a Let's Nap.
Gekyouryuu: funny story, I loved 101 dalmatians as a kid, and then one day visiting the SPCA to see dogs there, they had a new dalmatian who was ALREADY named Pongo. that dog became mine and I loved him until I lost him
Haroldholmes25:
gaming 
rasterscan: It does -not- help that every door is a loading screen discontinuity, which makes everything feel harder to navigate
GhostofJeffGoldblum: howdy gents
Easilycrazyhat: Oh nice, y'all are playing this? It looks fun.
saucemaster5000: @Thefluffiestguineapig they make a great sauce base (they melt into the sauce and add both salt and umami)
Easilycrazyhat: See? Fun! XD
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible Because this is a set and they need control off camera
HadesLeprechaun: Ben you're at very low health and havent saved in...a while
Land_Manatee: Gordon is just a short guy with bad knees. He just can't jump anymore.
Spades_Slicc: shoot it
SmithKurosaki: Why is tit Jar Jar?
CavemanKellen: noooo go test it
SmithKurosaki: is it*
Gekyouryuu: maybe it's just not aggro-ed yet?
Mr_Horrible: @Thefluffiestguineapig ya know what, that actually tracks
Makrosian_Tae: It's vision is based on mvoement
GhostofJeffGoldblum: so how friendly is this neighborhood
James_the_Dabbler: Poor thing
Enki1256: It looks like it had boxing gloves in place of eyes.
BrowneePoints: Oh no it's Jar Jar Bird Adam
Makrosian_Tae:
DaVeganPolice: 😳
lazermeow: The bird, truly is, the word.
MegaDosX: What game was that with the fish?
Haroldholmes25: the square key goes in the
cybercobra5: Tee K.O. candidate
frank_the_great: Jackbox looking shirt
loufghyslaufey: don't trust its docile mood, this bird.
SquareDotCube: galaxy eyes
trainpants: that's right, the square hole
Mr_Horrible: yeah, that was freddie
Laserbeaks_Fury: You know where the Circle Key goes? That right, the Square Door!
Land_Manatee: Freddie Fish for sure
MegaDosX: That stream was hilarious
electra310: Definitely Freddie
kumatsu: that was a great clip tho
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup, that game was just you two being horrified by the "phrasing" situations over and over
Oreo1369: Yeo that game ruled
loufghyslaufey: tokens? Oh no... in-game currencies, noooo...
Rourke9: noooo
I_Am_Clockwork: followed hard upon by the same character saying "hang on baby, Momma's Commin'"
SmithKurosaki: @Laserbeaks_Fury You know where the Arch goes? That's right! The ~square~ hole
saucemaster5000: how dare
Mr_Horrible: every streamer's nightmare, spelling
Thefluffiestguineapig: I do love those streams but I also know that might get tiresome for you guys
eff_the_bard: snakes and ladders sucks
Basic_Human_Decency: then try poggle
Mr_Horrible: that's called "lighting", Ben
trainpants: boggle is the worst
MaxTurkeyFlaps: Of all the word games, Boggle is most wach.
Makrosian_Tae: How about Bubble Bobble
Land_Manatee: Boggle is great! Playing with my father is rough though.
MaxTurkeyFlaps: *wack
KeytarCat: and you can't spell fuck
Seth_Erickson: we could open the fish box with the pizza clock right
patrick_stonecrusher: I hear Boggle timer sand's pretty great
Papperslappen: Basic_Human_Decency Like boggle but with twitch emotes only
RealGamerCow: my brother was really good at Boggle. I wasn't. I hated when he asked to play it.
couchboyj: Escuchame? Peggy Hill does not approve of this message.
HadesLeprechaun: Ben plz save
Haroldholmes25: rippers
MegaDosX: F
SmithKurosaki: F
Fanklok: I'm going to ask about it every day
HadesLeprechaun: oh sheesh, thank goodness
saucemaster5000: you know what game actually sucks? Clue
Wicker_Guide: harder difficulty modes also remove checkpoints
gawag_: just to evoke old school resident evil, i guess
cybercobra5: SaveChamp
frank_the_great: Time to speedrun, letsgooo
saucemaster5000: YES
Thefluffiestguineapig: Because you can save for puzzle progress that is not associated with the checkpoints
MaxTurkeyFlaps: @saucemaster5000 100%.
Gekyouryuu: Clueseum?
Tangsm: I still have that!
saucemaster5000: IT's SO FUCKING GOOD
Sethalidos: I did
Laserbeaks_Fury: Oh yeah I played that
BrowneePoints: Yep!
Thefluffiestguineapig: No, but I want it now!!!!!!
Rourke9: clue is much better than monopoly or risk though
Makrosian_Tae: Ooh, hidden movement day. I love that
Blakemcm: that sounds dope
Rourke9: oh that game sounds sweet
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this a video game or tt???
couchboyj: Yeah, its much better
GhostofJeffGoldblum: that sounds rad
Thefluffiestguineapig: I need it
Laserbeaks_Fury: The map was modular
Mr_Horrible: that actually sounds cool as hell
Rourke9: I actually kind of love clue
saucemaster5000: I sill bring out great museum caper, i's genuinely a great game
Rhynerd: Oh, I remember hearing about this game.
VrolikSyndrome: Oh sounds like Fury of Dracula.
BrowneePoints: It's really good
Sethalidos: For the longest time I thought I dreamed it
RealGamerCow: oh, like that Sherlock game
trainpants: kinda like scotland yard
Mr_Horrible: like you have to 2nd-person find the theif
couchboyj: Big semi 3d plastic board too
Mr_Horrible: the *thief even
RealGamerCow: or scotland yard, yeah
BrowneePoints: It's also NOT a solved game like Regular Clue @loadingreadyrun
Laserbeaks_Fury: Parker Brothers got *very* experimental with their licenced games in the 90s
saucemaster5000: @VrolikSyndrome way less rules and not 3 hrs long
Tangsm: Whenever we cleaned out and got rid of old games, I refused to part with that clue museum.
CatTreeDreamCar: Letters from White Chapel is like that too.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: so is this game if Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood was Rapture?
SK__Ren: Reminds me of the Letters to Whitechapel or Camp Crystal lake games
GhostofJeffGoldblum: that's the vibe I'm getting
MaxTurkeyFlaps: @RealGamerCow That's what i was thinking. Scotland Yard rules.
Mr_Horrible: yeah, it's always Colonel Mustard
Sethalidos: no one I knew had ever heard of it
Makrosian_Tae: Wait, what?
Seth_Erickson: Did you see there's a Magic Clue game coming Adam?
Mr_Horrible: he's a war criminal
Rourke9: clue has a big problem if people make mistakes it can mess stuff up/and if you check and are wrong youre out of the game. but otherwise its very cool
BrowneePoints: You can generally solve clue in 2-3 turns
frank_the_great: How is it solved? You roll dice to move. There's randomness
Seth_Erickson: and apparently it isn't just magic themed clue game iether
Laserbeaks_Fury: Has anyone played the VCR Clue
Rhynerd: Not wrong.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MaxTurkeyFlaps I've seen a couple different table top games with this theme, is this a video game or one of the good tt ones?
Land_Manatee: Themed with the murder mystery Ravnica set
Oreo1369: Is jace
sgowell: They ported Clue the great museum caper to Tabletop Simulator
Mr_Horrible: good bit
duresspls: lmao gotem
cybercobra5: heyoooo
Spades_Slicc: Maybe because Vraska is an assassin
haltben2514: Nahiri
James_the_Dabbler: Bad dum tsk
Mr_Horrible: I'm just tired of him
Sethalidos: I mean that is objectively true
Gekyouryuu: it's always Jace, he just uses illusions to hide it was him and frame people
Papperslappen: I would like Professor Plum or whatever as my commander
Mr_Horrible: so if he's away for a while I'll like him more, probs
MrSarkhan: I agree. Jace was fine.
VrolikSyndrome: Gideon was a bigger dweeb.
BrowneePoints: Jace is good actually
frank_the_great: He's Mr. Protagonist Guy
Rootpotato: jace's only crime is being forgetable
RealGamerCow: Thefluffiestguineapig TT
duresspls: whatever happened to basri he was a one and done
loufghyslaufey: Jace, tries
xantos69: Wizards tried SO hard to make him likeable. Honestly that's why I never liked him.
VrolikSyndrome: Jace has the monster fucker permit.
arcaneIllumination: He's fine. And that's all.
Thefluffiestguineapig: He is aggressively a Fine Deus Ex Machina for the writers
MaxTurkeyFlaps: @Thefluffiestguineapig Scotland Yard is a ttg in my experience. There may be an iOS version.
Mr_Horrible: also his girlfriend is cooler than him but that's not really his fault
Oreo1369: Yeah he acutely solved what happen with the moon
saucemaster5000: that's fine fear factor means joe rogan
BrowneePoints: Story Jace is just a Sadboi
Oreo1369: Jace smart
BrindleBoar: man's not wrong
cybercobra5: So Many Crates
loufghyslaufey: He's kind of not always himself, with his repeated amnesia & everything...
Mister_BlueSky: The P block goes in the... nope. Nevermind. No joke there.
Seth_Erickson: There's a fish box right in the courtyard if we wanted to open it Ben
Gascitygaming: it's the States
Mr_Horrible: no gun safety in the neighborhood, it seems
HadesLeprechaun: because video games are designed to be FUN not REAL
Basic_Human_Decency: the p block is stored in the ball blocks
Endrion:
Literally just rolodex cards.
electra310: Guns don't kill people, we are all immortal and it's a miracle
Thefluffiestguineapig: Spelling in English is a horror show
xantos69: Scared of letters? But what about numbers?
Easilycrazyhat: HUGS
Juliamon: Jace has gotten better over time, but the initial 'bland snarky young male protag' reception will cling to him forever
Thefluffiestguineapig: @electra310 I have that bumper sticker on my car!
couchboyj: An opening!
Oreo1369: Hey Ben words can hurt, they are damn spooky
josh___something: It's time to get serious!
Mr_Horrible: I will say that being able to duff incap'd enemies is a good gimmick
Gekyouryuu: @electra310 I, too, am a WtNV fale
Gekyouryuu: fan*
GhostofJeffGoldblum: did tha one say "toasty"?
Easilycrazyhat: Literal ragdoll
Rootpotato: jace's current personality (and best) is "vraska's BF"
loufghyslaufey: pup got roc'd
electra310:
That's a good bumper sticker 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon I think it also doesn't help the WotC creatives use him as a blanket either problem solution or the direct path to it
Seth_Erickson: So far we know where the fish and the banana are
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Gekyouryuu: @Rootpotato "this barbie is a gorgon who used to lead the Golgari. he's just Jace."
loufghyslaufey:
Laserbeaks_Fury: War is Helvetica
Oreo1369: What that's great
prince_infidel: Is there anywhere to save?
Gascitygaming: johny tightlips, do you see the shooter? I see a lotta things
saucemaster5000: alright, it's either johnny tightlips, or jimmy the snitch
gibbousm: twitch
loufghyslaufey: oh, they don't like water...
duresspls: uh oh
Easilycrazyhat: Super dead
Thefluffiestguineapig: @electra310 I don't think they are selling them anymore which sucks because I want to creat a display for my wall too which goes with my Scout achievement badges
Oreo1369: He's ALREADY DEAD
Laserbeaks_Fury: You touched his A
Mr_Horrible: he's saying what we're all thinking
Mr_Horrible: Gordon, man of the people
Datnade012: Johnny Tightlips, how's your mother? Who says I have a mother?
James_the_Dabbler: That was a solid scare actually
vouru: So... did that puppet kill itself in the bath?
loufghyslaufey: You could just- flood the whole building instead?
Seth_Erickson:
we can get the letter from the room with the drums now 
Oreo1369: What kind of puppets would you too be
DEATHlikescats: These are some Zoobalie Zoo bird sounds
Thefluffiestguineapig: I would watch a LNDF of LRR doing certain Pirates of the Carribean scenes
Abelzumi: what was this about long and glory something
BrowneePoints: Love me some Pintel and Ragetti
saucemaster5000: My glory day was Jan 18 2004.
Blakemcm: i plan on peaking at age 60
couchboyj: New season of Futurama has been enjoyable.
Mr_Horrible: you've beaten torchless blood moon *AND* boshy both twice, you may have peaked
ButButTheJesus:
Let's Nope is my glory day every week
loufghyslaufey: curse these one-way doors!!
ButterBall000: I would expect that out of a muppet
Gascitygaming: it's fine and they're kind of just rehashing old storylines
ArcOfTheConclave: Adam's glory days were dark cloud 2 golf
Oreo1369: Just enough to be annoying
HadesLeprechaun: they don't chase you through doors though and are pretty easy to run past
Land_Manatee: It's fine.
Seth_Erickson: There are 2 fish boxes I've seen
MrSarkhan: The original ending was great. They should have just left it there.
loufghyslaufey: Futurama may have seen its prime already...
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup, it is trash
Rootpotato: @MrSarkhan which one? they ended like 5 times
Oreo1369: Not everything needs a reboot / remake
MegaDosX: Apparently Simpsons is good again recently
Haroldholmes25: they're making new king of the hill as well
Basic_Human_Decency: it's like they tried to get some writers to write during the strike
saucemaster5000: not a new one
loufghyslaufey: nope.
frank_the_great: King of the Hill is coming back too
Datnade012: Yes
Gekyouryuu: a new one or in general?
cybercobra5: It's been resumed too many times. Too many Final endings
satyropodobny: That was the faintest praise I ever heard
Diabore: i havent even had cable for years
ArkhamArchivist: its still a money printer why would they stop
couchboyj: By the original ending do you mean the Opera ending or the third ending?
DEATHlikescats: Not for years
SmithKurosaki: I stopped after like S15]
electra310: My husband and son watch Simpsons reruns all the time
NimrodXIV: more like 3 years (or more)
BrowneePoints: Matt is stuck in that contract til he dies
Gascitygaming: this past season for simpsons was Not good
Lysander_salamander: I don't think I've watched simpsons in like fifteen years?
SurfDownstage: The new futurama episodes aren't their best but they're better than I expected
vouru: Agree with you ben
MrSarkhan: @Rootpotato The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings was the original ending.
xantos69: I mean... you two are creators... How much money would it take for you to absolutely sell out?
Oreo1369: They got $1's
korvys: New Futurama has been fine. Some solid jokes, maybe a bit too many callbacks (like, the entire first 2 episodes)
shea_wolfe: Adam rolling up with the dumptruck full of Toonies
Thefluffiestguineapig: Nope
Bruceski: Last Futurama I watched was one of the DVDs, I actually got carded buying Beast With a Billion Backs. Don't know why the supermarket thought they'd be carrying adult videos in the first place.
MegaDosX: Apparently recent new Simpsons episodes have actually been good again
Gascitygaming: yeah watched some of the most recent season and it was not good
MegaDosX: I haven't seen them, just going off hearsay
Mr_Horrible: I haven't watched an *old* episode of simpsons in 3 months
Mister_BlueSky: Less than you'd expect, but more than you have.
Oreo1369: Do whatever they say
Lysander_salamander: eugh
Laserbeaks_Fury: RAID Shadow Legends
ArkhamArchivist: Someone that only goes to church for Christmas and Easter, but they only watch Treehouse of Horror every year
xantos69: You gotta convince kids to vape.
frank_the_great: Gambling sponsorship
saucemaster5000: you have to eat a whole apple live every 6 hours
NotCainNorAbel: dedicated put-put streamer
ButterBall000: a million is chump change
TemporallyAwry: My "Would you sell out" is "FoxNewsCommentator"
vouru: They wanted to pay benders VA more then the rest of the cast but he refused to do the show if they didn't oay everyone more
Basic_Human_Decency: joe rogan but its just asmr of face punching
MAPBoardgames: "sell out" is short hand for making a living wage from your art.
JuneBlue58: You could not give me enough money to go near Joe Rogan.
Thefluffiestguineapig: It would need to be a million and more installments as such depends on what
Thefluffiestguineapig: I've never made a million
Omthebox: I do in my heart
Seth_Erickson: I'd take a million in a heart beat
Haroldholmes25: a million is huge
saucemaster5000: Joke's on you I make a million and one
Larkonus: I'd take money to tell Joe Rogan he's an idiot, but it'd take a LOT of money to deal with the fallout of his fans.
Mr_Horrible: if you make a million a year turn on your location
SmithKurosaki: A million would let me buy a condo
gawag_: the guy who sold the one ring was just talking about this on tik tok
Mister_BlueSky: 1 million OBO.
Seth_Erickson: I'd do it for 100,000 probaby
Gekyouryuu: seen TWO fish boxes
electra310: I'd definitely sell out (for most things) for a million dollars
BrindleBoar: a million after taxes.
Oreo1369: 1,000,000,000
Rootpotato: half a million would change my life permenantly
SmithKurosaki: But I'd never go on JRE
BrowneePoints: A million would change my life
Laserbeaks_Fury: its right nex tot the pizza shop
Bruceski: A million isn't "quit job and party every day" money anymore, but it's one heck of a buffer.
Fanklok: A million dollars pays off my house and my entire families debts and has plenty left over
CarlKolchak: it's nice but it's not "retire" money
frank_the_great: $1M is beyond life changing, jesus. We're talking retirement for life money if you play it right
Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 Dollars or good food servings?
Seth_Erickson: there are 2 ben one in the Courtyard and one in the back stage room
Seth_Erickson: @LoadingReadyRun
patrick_stonecrusher: A million is a lot until you have a million dollars
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Rhynerd: You’re lucky to make a close to a tenth of a mil in a hear.
electra310: A million dollars is quit job money some places
Rootpotato: a million would be enough i would be hiring a finance guy to handle my money so i dont fuck it up
gawag_: if you take 1million and put it in a 4% growth investment, thats 40k income for no work
saucemaster5000: @Thefluffiestguineapig "Good" food servings?
Lysander_salamander: the average american is so full of propaganda, they think they're millionaires that haven't gotten thenere yet.
Rhynerd: Or have family who consider that chump change.
cybercobra5: Real estate prices screw it up
JuneBlue58: A million would not be enough for me to stop working. I'd get a house. Which isn't nothing, but it'd still have to pay for it.
Oreo1369: 1,000,000,000.00 what would you do for this
MaxTurkeyFlaps: I made $25,000 from a game show and it was life altering. A million? C'mon, that'd be incredible.
arcaneIllumination: Here's the question: 1 million now, or 15 million in 20 years? Both amounts would come tax.
TheCurtmiester: i'd sell out for a good sandwich
Yolysses: Your the newest spokesperson for Raid Shadow Legends
Thefluffiestguineapig: Pearl does what Pearl wants
Abelzumi: Last time I checked the bird was between the pointer and ring
MegaDosX: Just chuck a million dollars in a term deposit account or whatever and live off the interest >_>
Basic_Human_Decency: average americans have a problem
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MegaDosX: Along with your normal ioncome
MegaDosX: income*
Mister_BlueSky: Just put the million in the bank and live off the interest.
Blakemcm: down payment? couldnt buy a house for a million over there?
ghizmou: even after dropping a million on a house, the mortgage would still be a lot
MrQBear: The idea of having a thousand dollars makes me want to cry, honestly. I don't know what that says for me.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @arcaneIllumination Is this 15 million spread across 20 years?
Charlie_Victor7: @megadosx That
frank_the_great: I would commit crimes
Larkonus: EASY deal.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Done
arcaneIllumination: @Thefluffiestguineapig No, you get the 15 million all at once after 20 years.
MAPBoardgames: "Not only do I have a price, it's actually quite competitive."
cybercobra5: VA in RAID
MegaDosX: Interest on a million in a bank account wouldn't be enough to be comfortable here, but it'd be a significant boost to my income
SurfDownstage: It's sad that for so many of us our financial dream is just not having to pay rent anymore
Thefluffiestguineapig: I could make a start on my debt
Oreo1369: Money makes the world go round
SmithKurosaki: As somone getting that much Adam, it's not that much
ghyllnox: And this is how we get billionaires buying out politicians
Yolysses: You need to do one of “I’m ____ popular streamer and I’m checking the graphics, noads, and how much my is has improved
BrindleBoar:
"raid shadow legends pays for my mortgage, it's great"
Fanklok: Adam and Ben lie on a regular basis for free
saucemaster5000: Give them a taste, first one's free
tod_vom_himmel: RAID LADOW SHEGENDS
Mr_Horrible: I mean the thing they're doing right is being gambling with an aggressive marketing arm
HadesLeprechaun: spokesperson for a video game for $75k a year? infinitely better than so many jobs
gawag_: gordons arm looks like a puppet
Mr_Horrible: like any gacha
SmithKurosaki: Valid
arcaneIllumination: There was a token by that tape.
Abelzumi: I wish these illicit acts were, like, sexual, instead of the true degeneracy of capitalism.
Gascitygaming: Cam said once, "I do have a price, and it's surprisingly competitive"
mirshebs: @Blakemcm here in portland there asking for 1.5 mil for "needs some love"
Jay_Blanc: Should someone tell them that ammo does not respawn, and there is no way to buy extra ammo anywhere.
Seth_Erickson: 75k is basically a full time job
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: bros I am currently dreaming of making like 40grand a year, that sounds incredible
Oreo1369: $100 is a lot?
Haroldholmes25: median income in a lot of places is like 40-50k y'all chill
electra310: Some people here are either small children with no jobs or make enough money to have no idea of the value of money
Gascitygaming: i have a full time job and it's 40k a year
Thefluffiestguineapig: A penny is not that much. 75k is life changing
gibbousm: there's a coin on the table in the save room
prince_infidel: More than double? We should pay you more
ghyllnox:
We're talking USD here chat
loufghyslaufey: Still don't get why Deathknight is the butt of that game's joke when they ran ads around Deathknight?
Spades_Slicc: Did Ben save?
SmithKurosaki: I'm trying to buy a condo and I still can't afford to buy a condo, let along a house
KV1NN4: $300 a month would change my life @.@
vouru: Chat full of trogs
Endrion: Check the map periodically, too. It colors in rooms that still have loot
BrowneePoints: Y'all don't wanna know how little I make in a year. It's depressing
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Haroldholmes25 And in a lot of places there ar super outliers at the top end that skew that
Astramentha: How about if you don’t think it’s that much money, you start giving more to the Patreon
Gekyouryuu: I make ~$10 an hour. I get about $400 a week after taxes. I would GLADLY sell out for even just $40k a year
ghyllnox:
@prince_infidel That's what I was thinking but they make more than me
HadesLeprechaun: running past enemies in pretty good here, especially if you're just running to another door
Basic_Human_Decency: not everyone is a gd trust fund kid ffs
Jay_Blanc: If you look at the map, it tells you if you've cleared an area of things to collect or do.
Orlantia: And remember kids, Adam is talking Canadian money, divide that by so much for freedom bucks
SmithKurosaki:
@Astramentha Already do
Larkonus: !patreon
Izandai:
duresspls:
Mr_Horrible:
Lysander_salamander: !patreon
Makrosian_Tae: Choice
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Dog_of_Myth: !store
MaxTurkeyFlaps: My school was able to raise all teacher salaries by 25% this year and the difference is INSANE day to day.
gibbousm: I make.....a lot more than most of the people in my friends group and even I would benefit greatly from more money
Basic_Human_Decency: EAT THE RICH
e_bloc: donate whatever you think is a small amount of money
MegaDosX: Let's go back to riffing on the weird puppet game
korvys: !quote Adam
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frank_the_great: Let's get back to pooping on the puppet game
Basic_Human_Decency: ok
Easilycrazyhat: I'm your friend, pal.
Oreo1369: Hey Ben what kind of puppet would you be
Mr_Horrible: neighbor?
Oreo1369: Adam too
loufghyslaufey: in this my friendly neighborhood?
Gekyouryuu: neighbor
saucemaster5000: here's a topic change -- you get free pizza for life but have to put your hand in a sleeping lion's mouth
vouru: Hey look puppets, lets shoot em
MegaDosX: They spelled it wrong
MegaDosX: It's spelled "neighbour"
Gascitygaming: where is the pizza from @saucemaster5000
KeytarCat: what's the other side?
I_Am_Clockwork:
10000 I'm doing my part /StarshipTroopersVoice
Makrosian_Tae: @saucemaster5000 How long?
Mr_Horrible: neig'Hbor, the name of the dark god that rules this hell
cybercobra5: @saucemaster5000 Aha, a Split The Room
Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 Question 1. Is the lion real or a stuffie?
Basic_Human_Decency: i'd happily finger that lion daily for pizza
frank_the_great: Back say anything?
Dog_of_Myth:
Oreo1369: Hello Neighbor
MrQBear: @saucemaster5000 Do I get to choose what's on the pizza , and is it set forever once I choose?
e_bloc: its a very nice total number of bits
trebuchetboy:
saucemaster5000: Any pizza you want, hand in for 20 seconds
Oreo1369: Coin tub
SquareDotCube: mail the letter?
Mr_Horrible:
dives into the bits "Ow they're pointy"
loufghyslaufey: Do you, need to find a mailbox?
Darleysam: and then Jeff Bezos comes in with the Twitch Prime
Thefluffiestguineapig: Clockwork is doing the kindness concentration debuff
Seth_Erickson: Ben there's a fish box in the stageroom area btw
Sethalidos: *desire to know more intensifies*
kumatsu: twitchcon needs a bit pit to jump into
SmithKurosaki:
100 The Bits
Jay_Blanc: If you don't know where to go or what to do next, you can look at the map.
Gascitygaming: i picture bits as the 1x1 lego pieces
I_Am_Clockwork: At today's rates, its .87 Duckburgs amount of bits
gibbousm: Beej would be proud
VrolikSyndrome: Can you dive into them? What's the buoyancy of bits?
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jetpixi: assuaging my guilt
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e_bloc: whats wrong with panhandling online
Darleysam: that's a Dune word
ghyllnox: Those bits look like d4s though, I wouldn't want to dive into it
frameshifty: seriously though you have reminded me to sign up for the patreon lol
Haroldholmes25: that's timothee's dune character right
kumatsu: turn back around the E and make Mauldsex
Oreo1369: You get too keep your jobs,
Gekyouryuu: *breaks neck diving in* "ahhh! they're not a liquid! they're very many pieces of metal that form a solid mass!"
gawag_: they should have made it say something evil on the other side
trebuchetboy: How did this game learn my name
Mr_Horrible: watch Mualdspx be an answer to a puzzle later
Mr_Horrible:
ghyllnox: You are literally panhandling online now that I think about it
frank_the_great: Sounds like a homunculus in Magic
Rourke9: we love keys and doors
Laserbeaks_Fury: Mxyzptlk
noSmokeFire: maybe this KEY unlocks a DOOR
Hallontagg: sounded a bit cranky
Basic_Human_Decency: maybe he'll be a freeman
SquareDotCube: crank and a note? So hate mail!
korvys: Yeah, this is just Kidzbop Resident Evil
EikoandMog: Panhandling is a strong word. This is more like online busking.
Mr_Horrible:
Juliamon: ghyllnox Performing, not panhandling. Busking.
Gekyouryuu: I got that from Family Guy, in the interest of transparency
Izandai: I feel like they don't know that was a Family Guy quote.
e_bloc: fair point @EikoandMog
ghyllnox: Busking yes, that's the word
cybercobra5: "Why did you ever think that would work??!x
ghyllnox: Tyty
Laserbeaks_Fury: Don't trust any pit of stuff provided by Twitch
kumatsu: Busking makes me feel good
Mister_BlueSky: I thought it was Robot Chicken, but close enough.
e_bloc: monkey dance, get banana
MrQBear: @saucemaster5000 I can't lie, I would give up my drawing hand for a guaranteed meal every day that I don't have to worry about where it's coming from. ' x'
saucemaster5000: do you have busker swords
KeytarCat: Duck tales, HONK
gibbousm: crank dat
Oreo1369: Looney toons was great
Mr_Horrible: him meemaw
Seth_Erickson: memema
I_Am_Clockwork: you crank dat soldier boi
I_Am_Clockwork: obv
BearRavenson: me gramma, su gramma
MegaDosX: Wait what
kumatsu: that was INTEL
Izandai: I thought it was just a leg wtf
Makrosian_Tae: What?
jetpixi: wait what
Makrosian_Tae: What???
APartofManny: very
duresspls: oh god i forgot about that
Endrion: The crank came with a note. Maybe open your file list and read it?
Mr_Horrible: I hope extremely badly
DEATHlikescats: Poor lady
MegaDosX: Hold on I didn't hear this story
e_bloc: eh you always buy insurance for those things
azninsect: yeah taht...that was wild
raulghoulia: Adam is not a crank
Rourke9: they weren't the only person to get really injured either
APartofManny: they did settle but they got paid well
BrowneePoints: It had less than 3 inches if foam
Jay_Blanc: If you don't know what to do, you can look at the map, because it tells you which areas you have cleared of things to do.
cybercobra5: Foam Pit
EikoandMog: Sponge pit.
frank_the_great: I remember this
Thefluffiestguineapig: Someone broke themselves!
Juliamon: Google twitchcon foam pit
BusTed: It was much shallower than it appeared.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: it was about 5 inches of foam over concrete.
Mr_Horrible: because yeah that shit nearly killed someone
Lysander_salamander: one person broke a spine, a second person broke a pelvis
Seth_Erickson: yeah well maybe next time they'll invest in actual safety measures.
kumatsu: there was a foam pit that did not have sufficient safety mechanisms in place
Sethalidos: wasn't that a porn star that did that
azninsect: it was too shallow
BrowneePoints: She compacted her spine and fractured it
Gascitygaming: 1 piece deep over concrete
gibbousm: yeah I remember that, they broke their back
HadesLeprechaun: LOL
JuneBlue58: Pon Farr is the Vulcan sex ritual.
Makrosian_Tae: Oh shit!
jetpixi:
electra310: You are the tour guides of the internet!
Dog_of_Myth:
1500 Doing my part.
Oreo1369: Damn
Rourke9: i would recommend *not* looking up the video. its one of the most painful things ive ever seen
BrowneePoints: It was less than 3 inches of foam on concrete
LathosTiran: ambujitsu
HadesLeprechaun: pon farr is vulcan heat time
Darleysam:
it was like.. one layer of foam cubes
korvys: No, they jumped, ass first
azninsect: someone hurt their knee. a porn actress broke her back
Izandai:
ghyllnox: When y'all are like "we get $X from patron per month!" And I'm like *does some math* that's not a lot of money per person
Duwani1: wasn't she also pregnant?
e_bloc: I saw her streaming the other day, seems fine
thefightnerd: pon farr is vulcan mating, the fighting is kali-fee. nerds!
LathosTiran: a foam pit without the pit
trebuchetboy: Dhes ok now
kumatsu: I walked past that pit and knew it was NOT sufficient
saucemaster5000: probably not living it up on vulcan
Izandai: @BrowneePoints WHAT THE FUCK
electra310: Pon Farr is Star Trek fucking
inconsideratehat: jesuus
Gildan_Bladeborn: Adriana Chechik, yes.
trebuchetboy: iirc
Rourke9: she was also NOT the only person who got hurt
korvys: Yeah
Thefluffiestguineapig: I hope she is getting some of twitch's money at least all the medical covered
MegaDosX: Yike.
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah be careful if you look that video up, if you don't want to watch someone get injured
korvys: No, still bad
DEATHlikescats: She’s had a rough recovery
frank_the_great: Yeah, she jumped in celebration for winning
xantos69:
5000 Bits cause you worth it.
Oreo1369: That's the way to go, ass first
Thefluffiestguineapig: Vulcan specifically
Rourke9: she was not the first injury, there were several
e_bloc:
Astramentha: 😬😬😬
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Pon farr is like, Vulcan heat
BrowneePoints: Yep someone else broke her leg
Spades_Slicc: Vulcan fucking
HadesLeprechaun: it's when vulcans go into heat
JuneBlue58: Vulcan, specifically.
Izandai: I would gladly jump ass-first into a foam pit if I didn't know it was THREE FUCKING INCHES DEEP.
onion_flake: She was also pregnant at the time
noSmokeFire: ponfarr is when Vulcans have to mate or die
Duwani1: It is a vulcan going into heat or rut
Masslost: i thought i saw a note with a crank
Lysander_salamander: people are expecting a foam pit to not kill them. Don't defend them.
rrtycoon2: More like "heat"
lazermeow: That's probably not how she wanted to blow out her back.
loufghyslaufey:
BrowneePoints: And someone dislocated their arm I think
cybercobra5: "You have insufficient foam pylons"
thefightnerd: ben is right, its from the episode Amok Time. the mating is pon farr, the fighting is kali-fee
Izandai:
@lazermeow
jetpixi: i also hate that. i need the "they're ok" preface before watching
prince_infidel: It's vulcan fucking. But yes it's the pon fahr fighting
ghyllnox: New marketing strategy get
GhostofJeffGoldblum: secret tunnneeellllll
fiftymcnasty: Ambojitsu
NotCainNorAbel:
5000 - Love you all
Dog_of_Myth:
MAPBoardgames: Chute!
Haroldholmes25: cool slide
loufghyslaufey: tis a trap!
MegaDosX: RIP
e_bloc:
400
kumatsu: ABC: EZ as Murder
Mr_Horrible: now how do I learn my numbers, Ben???
MAPBoardgames: Super-fun happy slide!
Mr_Horrible:
e_bloc: i just wanted to get back to 666
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I subbed, like two days ago. If I knew you were gonna guilt trip me I would've saved it
Seth_Erickson: Just . . . this . . . oncew
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Gascitygaming:
All i'm gonna say is when i pay off my visa (in about a year) y'all are getting so many bits and i'm bidding on so many desert bus prizes!
James_the_Dabbler: Oh so was that the tutorial?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Yeah, don't go look up the footage of that injury happening in the foam death trap that Lenovo apparently thought was a good idea to operate, if that sort of thing makes you squeemish.
Oreo1369: Murder Elmo
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SquareDotCube: wait our pipe wrench can cut through cardboard but NOT tape?
e_bloc: the pre-stream meeting was 'how can we shame people into paying us'
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Larkonus: Everybody has a price, whether or not they know it.
I_Am_Clockwork: Never Apologies for the truth
Gildan_Bladeborn: Because you can hear it, when the break happens.
Orxolon: is this considered "horror"?
Oreo1369: Is that a wurm puppet
jetpixi: the roof is on fire
jetpixi: dammit
Thefluffiestguineapig: I feel like Adam with his awesome hair would be right at home in a clip where it doesn't look like he moves but he evicerates someone
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Abelzumi: Motherpuppets
loufghyslaufey: at least the playable character has two hands.
blip2004: why aren't you calling the police about killer pupptets?
DarknessKingCoH: Raze the roof!
frank_the_great: Is this man still trying to do his job? Just leave my man
SmithKurosaki: btw ben, how the new mics?
korvys: "kal-if-fee" is the fighting thing, and the weapons are called "lirpa" (thanks wikipedia)
jetpixi:
@DarknessKingCoH what no!
Haroldholmes25: oh good
cybercobra5: The Grouch
e_bloc: steel cables
Mr_Horrible: steel cable, yeah
Enki1256: If there metal, yeah
raulghoulia: Remember the fmvs that started this nonsense?
Veshnikard: Gordon needs a Raid Shadow Legends sponsorship and quit this job
xantos69: Is your mom single?
Mr_Horrible: Mom maining Custodes
Izandai:
@xantos69 
Dog_of_Myth:
saucemaster5000: That was your last shot
Oreo1369: DOA
camille7_ttv: she plays kroot so not to much
Mr_Horrible:
camille7_ttv: but once she got orks she does
Abelzumi: RAID: SHADOW PUPPETS
Oreo1369: Kirby
lazermeow: Ooh, I love Kroot.
SK__Ren: Kroot are the you are what you eat Tau
cybercobra5: Time for Gordon to start VTubing
Neddy471: Sooo... this is just Puppetcore Bioshock?
Seth_Erickson: low tier killer 👀
camille7_ttv: she thought they looked cool
Oreo1369: Underdog
loufghyslaufey: Wouldn't the elevator be the worst place to be in an abandoned tv studio?
Izandai:
Dog_of_Myth:
Makrosian_Tae:
ghyllnox: Oh hey Adam, I watched a UK streamer go through City of Thieves last night and it was amazing how many things you both went off on. He asked for a rec to the video when I commented on it!
jetpixi: i don't like that thing
saucemaster5000: please, we all know manon is the top
Gildan_Bladeborn: Kroot are an avian race of mercenaries, ostensibly part of the T'au Empire (but they frelance).
Mr_Horrible: *taps mic* "Sandblast"
Rhynerd: Tau Auxiliary race, sorta birdlike but they can eat stuff to gain its power.
DaVeganPolice: Who knew adam was so based, he is Kenough
Gildan_Bladeborn: Also, they're cannibals, who direct their own evolution by eating stuff, via cannibalism.
saucemaster5000: It's just you with a monocle
Oreo1369: What's city of thieves
Rourke9: i did my placements with chun li today btw, got SMOKED. but it was a blast
ghyllnox: Yup sure is
Mr_Horrible: "Sticks are unbelievable, innit"
Seth_Erickson: let's get liberating
Rourke9: good thing i love the lab
korvys: These are typewriter themed weapons
DEATHlikescats: Adam is more than Kennough
loufghyslaufey: oh my gosh! This looks like a tf2 weapon
Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 And vest with pocket watch on a chain
jetpixi: Hawt Set
TheCurtmiester: oh man are we getting more choose your own adventures?
EikoandMog: This some good ASMR
Oreo1369: FUK the RULES!!
frank_the_great: No fucking swearing
fiftymcnasty: I want to see Adam play the Sorcery! Game
xantos69: This set is so hot right now.
Juliamon: "MFNDA" is good
SmithKurosaki: No Swearing yall
Buxx345: ASMR? For free?
jetpixi: fuck
DEATHlikescats: To sign press 1
Catastrophil: That's a persona ability right?
paronomasiac042: mvrmjsnup
Rhynerd: My Friendly Non Disclosure Agreement?
jetpixi:
i barely remember saved by the bell
MegaDosX: Pluto's not a planet any more though
James_the_Dabbler: Wait this implies the puppets were *always* alive, like, this isn't new???
saucemaster5000: Saved by the Bell v Boy Meets World...
MegaDosX:
Wicker_Guide: Naglfar?
Oreo1369: Yes it is
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DEATHlikescats To get a lawyer's second opinion insert all the possible money from this game
Gascitygaming: it's time for urmurmurfurstir of consequences!
Mr_Horrible: finally Adam and I agree on something
BrindleBoar: "never darken this doorway again"
MegaDosX: Which one?
Gascitygaming: eat fresh everyone
Mr_Horrible:
Sethalidos: Jared?
jetpixi: earth
Thefluffiestguineapig: Which is?
frank_the_great: Earth?
Abelzumi: Earth.
Nigouki: Earth?
arcaneIllumination: Earth?
lazermeow: Saturn.
Oreo1369: Uranus
MrQBear: Earth, right?
James_the_Dabbler: Oh don't let my Brother hear you say that
GhostValv: D:
Izandai: what
MegaDosX: lmaoooooo
JuneBlue58: Hasn't been considered a proper planet for like a decade and a half.
e_bloc: earth
loufghyslaufey: its kind of like tf2! You got your primary, secondary, & melee!
Mister_BlueSky: Uranus, because of all the lazy jokes.
Izandai: ben what the hell are you on about
SquareDotCube: moved it into the sun
LathosTiran: it is the king of the Plutoids
Mr_Horrible: Editor's Note: do NOT fuck mercury
Omthebox: Mars bars arent even a good bar
Izandai: ?????????????????????????
Mr_Horrible: it's highly toxic
xantos69: Saturn GOAT
fiftymcnasty: Earth is the worst
MegaDosX: How did you get rid of Mercury?
TemporallyAwry:
Mercury shouldn't be a planet either
Nigouki: Neptune is last
MegaDosX: Uranus, Neptune
circusofkirkus: depends on the year
cybercobra5: Day longer than Year is awful weird
e_bloc: uranus neptune
Thefluffiestguineapig: Uranus Neptune
saucemaster5000: Ben stop! I refuse to go to war with mercurians!
ButButTheJesus: depends on the time
Izandai: Oh you can't remember can you?
MaxTurkeyFlaps: Do they teach My Very Excellent Mother Just Served Us Nachos all over, or was that just a local thing?
jetpixi: neptune is out there
Juliamon: Elon wants to live on Mars, that tells you all you need to know about it
Omthebox: TEeeeeechnically their orbits swap sometimes
MegaDosX: Neptune and Pluto cross over for a period in theor orbits
Abelzumi: If I could rearrange the planets I'd put Earth and Uranus together
NarishmaReborn: hey now... those are excellent sailors, err planets
Izandai: And you wanna tell us which planets count?
MegaDosX: their*
Easilycrazyhat: I dunno, it's Uranus. you should know wher eit is
fhorrigan: Venus is the worst planet.
Lysander_salamander: Neptune and Uranus occasionally changed places
MegaDosX: The people who discovered them Adam
Makrosian_Tae: Nep Nep tune
camille7_ttv: I liked the movie martian
Neddy471: My Very Eager Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas.
Oreo1369: Whoever found them
Thefluffiestguineapig: Renaissance Astronomers
jetpixi: look. scientists aren't terribly clever with names.
Neddy471: Thank you Beakman's World.
ThirdGames: But also screw Earth. Every terrible person on Earth lives on Earth
e_bloc: didn't you have to come up with a mneumonic for the planets in school
BrowneePoints: A bunch of Europeans that had a Rome fetish
saucemaster5000: I bet it was Neil DeGrasse Tyson's fault
Sarah_Serinde: @Izandai I feel like you're taking this more seriously than it's intended
loufghyslaufey: you mean, Greece? I don't know...
Thefluffiestguineapig: They utilized Roman mthology because that was thought to be the epitome of culture
cybercobra5: My Very Educated Mother...
ArkhamArchivist: They only had yell o scopes back then
Oreo1369: What would you name the planets been
electra310: My husband wrote an entirely scholarly article this year about the fight around naming Uranus
Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 Stupid guy making things accessible and positive and shit
Laserbeaks_Fury: Why is gunplay the one consonant in this game?
Mr_Horrible: I mean, I can't imagine these puppets smell good after being mothball'd for years
e_bloc: yeah it's very good
Mr_Horrible: SLOP EM UP
I_Am_Clockwork: the Resus Puffs musical meme is one of my favorites
Izandai: @Sarah_Serinde I'm sure I usually am but that was meant in jest.
vouru:
100
nicolebarbaraann: Slop emmm uppppp
Oreo1369: I think you should leave?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @electra310 I heard some from a couple of weird fact podcasts I listen to and they are so hilarious
electra310: Uranus almost ended up being "King George's Planet" and "Herschel"
camille7_ttv: baller Netflix show
Sarah_Serinde: @Izandai Didn't really come across in text
gawag_: you gotta be right next to me!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: "I dunno what any of this shit is, and I'm fucking scared"
BusTed: Haha
Lysander_salamander: why
GhostofJeffGoldblum: gets a lot fo play
Izandai: @Sarah_Serinde Apparently. Apologies.
MegaDosX: Oh I hate it
NotCainNorAbel: @electra310 link?
Mr_Horrible: Oh my god
Rourke9: its very good
Oreo1369: WAT
Mr_Horrible: He admit it!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: we're ALL trying to find the guy taht did this
SquareDotCube: canes
Mr_Horrible: A great steering wheel that doesn't fly out of your hand
loufghyslaufey: oh, theres that tunnel the sock puppet was talking about...
jetpixi: i would die immediately on stilts
BusTed: Haha
electra310: @NotCainNorAbel Not published yet, unfortunately. Academia is sooo slow
BusTed: This was Adam's sting operation.
loufghyslaufey: For Barkley? maybe?
MaxTurkeyFlaps: Hahaha!
EikoandMog: Stilts are surprisingly easy to get the hang of.
VrolikSyndrome: Graham kicks the door in and he's still taller.
loufghyslaufey:
Oreo1369: Ben secretary
NotCainNorAbel: @electra310 darn, hope it gets out soon
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Stilts are the thing that people do if they can't do more of an aerialist stuff
Izandai:
EikoandMog:
Makrosian_Tae: GOTTEM
I_Am_Clockwork: spooped
Oreo1369: The spoops
ghyllnox:
Scary yet?
mulligan2six: Scary game!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @Thefluffiestguineapig I'm in this picture and I don't like it
Fanklok: What if we find out Adam is actually incredibly short nad has been on stilts the entire time
SK__Ren: That was good
trainpants: fair enough, game
ButButTheJesus: yaaayyy
Mr_Horrible: into the youtube compilation it goes
trebuchetboy:
saucemaster5000: Suck it up, Ollie
Oreo1369: Yay.......
TheCurtmiester: jump scares dont count
EikoandMog:
jetpixi: i hate jump scares. everything is a jump scare to me.
Thefluffiestguineapig: And there was much rejoicing
Oreo1369: Tink tonk bonk
jetpixi: i jump scare myself
frameshifty: I fall for startles all the time in any visual medium
nicolebarbaraann: Watching this on our new TV is actually makingm
BusTed: Nice.
DaVeganPolice:
no shot!
Rourke9: heck yea!!
Izandai: Hell yeah!
Mr_Horrible: Seabats goes ham
Dog_of_Myth:
Makrosian_Tae: Wooooooo
Lysander_salamander: yay
Oreo1369: In what
MegaDosX: Go Adam!
Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
BusTed: Gatekept
ghyllnox: Let's goooooo
DaVeganPolice: Oh! That moment! fuck yea
ShaneLeeAtk: That was an RS-232 serial port
El_Funko: back to the lobby™
korvys: Oh, someone link that
Rourke9:
I_Am_Clockwork: link?
Mr_Horrible: he's staying humble and we appreciate that
I_Am_Clockwork: I wanna seeee
trebuchetboy: Who was he playing
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itsr67: shake my hand
Oreo1369: GG Adam
vouru: Watch end credits there is gonna a counter for the number of times you smacked a taped puppet
BrowneePoints: Yeah Heef Placed high than Justin I believe
Oreo1369: Take your shit and get out
BrowneePoints: Higher*
NotCainNorAbel:
@electra310
loufghyslaufey: No.
kirbytronic: I see you opted to not go for the 'year of no new IPs'
Rourke9: @electra310 excited to read!!
loufghyslaufey: NO. oh dear...
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kirbytronic I think the next was the System Shock remake and it's not out yet
Makrosian_Tae: Nice
Thefluffiestguineapig: If that's a US law book then it could kill a man
Oreo1369: Any plans for dinner, I'm eating taco in a bowl
jetpixi: bullat por favor
Mr_Horrible: these weapons are pretty charming, I will say
loufghyslaufey:
Lysander_salamander: oh, it's typewriter paper roll
frank_the_great: I love it
TemporallyAwry:
Rat is friend 
Makrosian_Tae: Inventory size is a RELIC of the past and should STAY there!
cybercobra5: S A V E
frank_the_great: If not friend then why friend shaped?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Rats are the best here
Oreo1369: Rat ta tat ta
Thefluffiestguineapig: Go to save room
El_Funko: Items stored in a grid?? I'm listening
Mr_Horrible:
Funko
saucemaster5000: Blanka is just a really fun character
Oreo1369: You sound like beast yoda
jetpixi: wooowwww
CavemanKellen: resident evil
jetpixi: lol
El_Funko: In Tarkov, the rocks kick you
Mr_Horrible: one blue heat Tarki
loufghyslaufey: This stage has blast doors!? Duh heck did they do in here!?
CavemanKellen: 100%
Oreo1369: Golems will beat you into the ground
Thefluffiestguineapig: @loufghyslaufey Contain the janitor puppet
jetpixi: every shooty shooty game is my downfall
Fanklok: What if we tarked our ovs together
Mr_Horrible: "that rock was a scav that doesn't follow etiquette"
cybercobra5: 💾💾💾
saucemaster5000: "I'm so smart"
ButButTheJesus: rawr xd?
Oreo1369: Do you think you could 1v1 a muppet
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's one of those things where Tarkov is either 100% your thing or 100000000% not with no inbetween
BrindleBoar:
Mister_BlueSky: I watch it even though I have no interest in fighting games.
VrolikSyndrome:
I'm always at work
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Oreo1369 Which one
rasterscan: If an item has a checkmark, does that mean it's done being used?
GhostValv: enjoy things D:
Mr_Horrible: that can't be true D:
ghyllnox: Same
jetpixi: i can't play horror games...so i watch you all
Oreo1369: Any
Rourke9: gonna learn chun li???
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Thefluffiestguineapig If it's Miss Piggy she's a blackbelt and could hand me my ass on a platter
Mr_Horrible: FOOTDI FOO FO FOOT FOOTDIVE
Haroldholmes25: we talkin about practice?!
Oreo1369: Ben/Adam could you 1v1 elmo
TemporallyAwry: The anxiety of fighting-games messes me up even watching other people play. Too many "experiences" as a kid.
saucemaster5000: play gief to be good immediately
Fanklok: Call me when you're playing Soul Caliber
thatguysteve2709: I have no interest in fighting games. I love watching you guys play fighting games they are so interesting I love learning about frame data. Not kidding either
jetpixi: @Fanklok i do like that one.
Makrosian_Tae: @Fanklok A soul still burns!
josh___something: Air combo!
itsr67: I wanna learn thor and doom so I hear FOOT DI FOOT DI FACE ME
Mr_Horrible: "No one cares, Magnus!""
ButButTheJesus: hyper Crab
tehfewl: "Bionic ARM!"
loufghyslaufey: the janitor
kirbytronic: Hope you're doing well on your birthday leadup, Ben
Oreo1369: That one random stream was fun
jetpixi: what about c-c-c-c-combo breaker
BusTed:
jetpixi:
tehfewl: boss fight
Oreo1369: Where this the horny stick
trebuchetboy: da janitor
Makrosian_Tae: "So basically I am very big"
Oreo1369: Into da void
DeM0nFiRe: Pretty sure he will upgrade your weapons if you bring him Titanite Shards
VrolikSyndrome: Gordon's gamma is VERY low.
saucemaster5000: Unzips pants
BusTed: Maybe it wasn't supposed to be visible in the dark
kumatsu: I can't see object permanence, it doesn't exist
Rhynerd: Gordon’s gamma back on default
Neddy471: I'm pretty sure that Gordon is a child pretending to be an adult after he ate his parents' "special brownies"
Makrosian_Tae: Take my key. Please!
Haroldholmes25: hoo rah
CavemanKellen: health and ammo means only one thing
Oreo1369: They have been all game ben
MrQBear: Hahahaha
BusTed:
Rhynerd: got flanked
lazermeow: Scared now?
Makrosian_Tae:
Oreo1369: Kick the shit out of some muppets
SurfDownstage:
SirMorek: Never compliment the game
Gekyouryuu: I was curious and looked up a bit about the game, and the story is interesting.
jetpixi:
Oreo1369: The game
lazermeow: Sounded like it.
kirbytronic: Ask Bartleby about the Puppet Birds and the Bees
Stoopler:
its confirmed they can't use loading screens
jetpixi: yeah get toasty
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also I will say this game has multiple endings but it might not be worth it for you to do more than look up YT videos with the differences
Gekyouryuu: also, that explosion into multiple normans was a glitch the devs found and made canon, iirc
loufghyslaufey: No wonder they're everywhere!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh hey buddy
crono3453: Sewer Gritty
loufghyslaufey: They made too many of them!!
gawag_: he looks like gritty
Juliamon: He's a lil Thanosy
ButButTheJesus: RAWR XD
Nigouki: shaved gritty
kirbytronic: I look forward to that clip being in the year end highlights followed by every time Ben's been startled in the last year
Oreo1369: You so sound like Yoda
TLBlitz: Fun fact! That puppet explosion was inspired by a bug during development
Mr_Horrible: He looks like tradeworker Oscar The Grouch
Mr_Horrible: grippers are the opposite end, Ben
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible Oscar post successful union formation
CavemanKellen: shoot him?
Seth_Erickson: Norman kind of reminds me of Luke
brucektrain: yeah shoot him
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Mr_Horrible: @Thefluffiestguineapig love that for him tbh
Oreo1369: Pop a letter in is face
Rhynerd: Find a flashlight?
Seth_Erickson: it's a good game
kirbytronic: So you're saying you're *not* Voxy
jetpixi: i like it so muuuch
Oreo1369: Talk no Jutsu
TemporallyAwry:
Yeah, in this game you solve problems with LETTERS 
Mr_Horrible: what does Baldur need 3 games for?
Omthebox: I got 4 games. I know the feeling
Mr_Horrible: *gates, fuck
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible As someone that desperately wants a union for almost every job good for him
Lysander_salamander: nice
MrSarkhan: That's awesome
Oreo1369: As in sonic or punch
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben so you made yourself but in a game?
Makrosian_Tae: He said it!
Oreo1369: Kill it with bullet
Seth_Erickson: KKona
ArkhamArchivist: Monk is so fun
MrSarkhan:
Pharmacistjudge: grandpa knuckles, probably related to Agatha (auntie) fisty
GhostofJeffGoldblum: KAY. KONYA. BROTHER.
lazermeow: K Kona Brother!!!!!
Darleysam: bah gawd that's gun nut adam's music!
Mr_Horrible: KKona
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
Oreo1369: BROTHER
MegaDosX: Oh no, American Adam
SirMorek: KKona
Makrosian_Tae: Brutha
Nigouki: quick! go to break!
VrolikSyndrome: K-Koooooooooona
jetpixi:
korvys: !quote Adam
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empyreon: KKona hell yeah brutha
Izandai: oh god what
Gildan_Bladeborn: America!
lazermeow: My favorite Adam character.
Dog_of_Myth:
Mister_BlueSky: New York City?!
lazermeow: AMURICA!!!
TheAwkes: There are so many features missing from the UI and controls in BG3 that were staples of the genre before; but I still love it.
DEATHlikescats: Florida Adam?!
jetpixi: omg southern Adam is....
jetpixi: a thing
ButButTheJesus: HHHHLIBERAAATEEDDD
Saintnex: Time for a healthy helping of FREEDOM
CavemanKellen: florida adam
hd_dabnado: you own a pillar? fuck yes
Mr_Horrible: *a deep rumbling from below the studio as " KKona " comes up through the floorboards*
Oreo1369: Curv the bullet
Thefluffiestguineapig: The guns are his family
Pharmacistjudge: southern Adam is....honestly...too real for me
lazermeow: GET LIBERATED BROTHER.
mirshebs: always loaded and safety off
LathosTiran: 20-30 feral hogs.......
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @Pharmacistjudge I used to live in North Carolina, and yeah
jetpixi: Mom16
Thefluffiestguineapig: I genuinely have met both these characters
Oreo1369: Damn
mulligan2six: "Family left me because they got tired of me talkin bout my rights"
Thefluffiestguineapig: In real life
Fanklok: My family has ten members called teh constitution
Gekyouryuu: "we're irish. my daddy's name is Bill O'Rights"
Seth_Erickson: I liberated my family from the curse of life mmhmm
DEATHlikescats: Live free or Die Adam
Thefluffiestguineapig: And they frighten me
hd_dabnado: my dad makes the best pop-pop! corn
Mister_BlueSky: This here's Colt, this is Uzi.
crono3453: The bullets are their money, guns are their dollars
Seth_Erickson: modern day hero
Mr_Horrible: weirdest part, Gun Nut Adam's mom *still* somehow makes great casserole
SmithKurosaki: have they taken a break?
Oreo1369: You know it's too fat when the guns start having names and faces
lazermeow: That's like my cousin from Arizona.
empyreon: my lil' boys, Smith AND Wesson
jetpixi: I do...
kirbytronic: Only a couple of those Bill of Rights. Pretty much just the 2nd one
Gekyouryuu: the screen lit up with Square Triangle Triangle
Thefluffiestguineapig: Count yourself lucky
MegaDosX: We don't really have those in Australia
saucemaster5000: Portlandia was surprisingly close to living in portland in 2010
Laserbeaks_Fury: Alex, kinda
El_Funko: I'm currently watching Letterkenny for travel research
neisan2112: That's me watching King of the Hill as a Texan
ghyllnox: My dad's..... Yeahhh
Seth_Erickson: I have people in my family who like hunting and have guns but they are not gun nuts
TemporallyAwry: I worked a season in a gunshop - wouldn't recommend it.
BrowneePoints: My dad unfortunately is
camille7_ttv: Airsoft's cool
Seth_Erickson: gotta go further south than utah to find those
MegaDosX: I know someone who would go hunting fairly regularly but he was never super loud about it besides posting on Facebook once upon a time
HiCallMeRusty: My dad took me hunting once, and it was not. my. jam.
jetpixi: california has many pockets of red rural areas
kirbytronic: I went to high school in Mississippi.
Gascitygaming: can confirm Adam
Makrosian_Tae: @neisan2112 Is it that true to life?
Juliamon: Alex is less a gun nut and more 'guns are my special interest'
Thefluffiestguineapig: The scariest ones have some kind of confederate flag in a place like car bumper or tattoo
Pharmacistjudge: Alex is more gun history enthusiast
Thefluffiestguineapig: Alex is more like a guntaku
Haroldholmes25: ooooooh I get it
El_Funko: I assume Trailer Park Boys is a documentary too
Thefluffiestguineapig: Where he loves the stories
CavemanKellen: -1 then 6+
hd_dabnado: the gun nut I knew in Highschool was also the Spicy Sauce Nut and Pickle Nut
Mr_Horrible: @Juliamon I'd def say there's a delineation between "gun nut" and "firearms enthusiast" yeah
electra310: There's a difference between folks who use guns and folks who like guns and folks who make guns their entire personality
kirbytronic: My history teacher's "book I'm reading that helped my job" was called "The South Was Right"
Oreo1369: More realistic
mirshebs: trailer park boys was more like where i grew up
saucemaster5000: "Barry" is weirdly close to real life LA
Haroldholmes25:
look at this gamer one shot this puzzle
mirshebs: @saucemaster5000 tru
DEATHlikescats: Last one is y I think?
DEATHlikescats: 7
TheAwkes: Trailer Park Boys was filmed just a couple km from where I grew up in Dartmouth. It is a *very* elevated interpretation of life in those circumstances.
Oreo1369: Roman letters
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible ^both of these. Alex's interest is coupled with a bunch of other cold war tech interests too
lazermeow: Hey I'm gonna call you Cuteness Everdeen.
DEATHlikescats: Last clock needs a 7
ghyllnox: Pretty good ngl
I_Am_Clockwork: By your powers combined you are The Spoop Lads
Thefluffiestguineapig: We like you
saucemaster5000: don't dump this mess on ben
ButButTheJesus:
I gotta go sleep, goodnight folks, try to not die to any muppets
Mr_Horrible: red bugs bunny meme: OUR show
Oreo1369: Ben inherited it from alex
APartofManny: who have been the previous hosts of Let's Nope?
JohnPraw: That's like when the boss asks you to "do me a favor" right?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ButButTheJesus Night, sleep well!
DEATHlikescats: My bad for backseating
hd_dabnado: Alex and Cam?
CavemanKellen: uh oh tunnel system
Haroldholmes25: oh good mines
I_Am_Clockwork:
josh___something: "I'm too smart"
Oreo1369: Yoda every time
saucemaster5000: Weirdly I think the first Ep was Alex and Kathleen
josh___something: It's on EX rainbowball
neisan2112: It started as Alex and whoever was there that week.
Rourke9: I love that Blanka, much like Stuart Little, is a real Human Boy
Mr_Horrible: correct, the first Let's Nope was the Outlast stream with Alex and Kathleen
FarleyF: @saucemaster5000 it was - Let's nope started as a kickstarter goal and was outlast
MaxTurkeyFlaps: @saucemaster5000 Wasn't the whole premise that Kathleen HATES being scared and had to hold a stuffy the whole time?
jetpixi: oh yeah he does
Mr_Horrible: as a reward tier for the Kickstarter iirc
saucemaster5000: Manon's taunts fucking SUCK
I_Am_Clockwork: the absolutely OG lets nope was Alex, Kathleen, and Graham playing Outlast 1
jetpixi: i remember that
SmithKurosaki: yup
Gekyouryuu: it's like how Talking Sim was Alex and Cam for a long time, Cori was a special guest once, and now Cori and Cam are the hosts.
loufghyslaufey: what's this random mine under a studio building for, game?
ButButTheJesus: @thefluffiestguineapig o/
FarleyF:
so we need to have Kathleen and Serge play a horror stream gotya
BrowneePoints: I've watched the Outlast 1 Let's Nope a lot
MaxTurkeyFlaps: @I_Am_Clockwork That's it! The horrifying asylum game.
SK__Ren: I want to play SC2 again. Gimme Cassandra/Kilik
BrowneePoints: BLOODY ROAR
SmithKurosaki: SC3 was very good
Pharmacistjudge: I love soul calibur 2
jetpixi: so THAT'S why I like it the best
CavemanKellen: oooo bloody roar
Lysander_salamander: soul calibur is fun
APartofManny: is there a Vod for Kathleen and Alex? that sounds like a super fun watch
SquareDotCube: Primal Rage?
Makrosian_Tae:
Baron Mashor
Mr_Horrible: Bloody Roar is a *good* candidate for a comback
Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 Yes, the first ep was under the Alex show and it was the original Outlast
Seth_Erickson: @BrowneePoints this is me but the Visage vods
tehfewl: im very surprised MK still gets any air time
saucemaster5000: Bring back clayfighter
kirbytronic: I really liked Soul Calibur 3. I loved the Dynasty Warriors-ish mode
BrowneePoints: Yeah and Adam?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Initially he had the rotating cast of cohosts
Mr_Horrible: stance-swap meter for every character, Adam!
Orlantia: Clay fighters
crono3453: Any Clayfighter enjoyers in chat?
blip2004: I rewatch the first Lets Nope just for the "get spaget-fucked" and other good one liners
Pharmacistjudge: ah the good old days when i was the local end boss of the SC2 scene.
SmithKurosaki: Is that a kristy?
Dalrint: Soul Calibur was unpopular?
El_Funko: Soul smoke is as dangerous as Soul fire
CastleOtranto: When we were teens, my buddy and I bought KI for the SNES by putting it on Layaway
saucemaster5000: @Pharmacistjudge Who'd you play?
Mr_Horrible: Melee seems deeply sketch
Pharmacistjudge: X
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also I'm still salty that Graham didn't manage to fight the copyright claim on Episode 2 of Spooky's House of Jumpscares
FarleyF: Insert "this is sparta" joke here
neisan2112: There's just no feedback from them.
Mr_Horrible: nvm solved it
Oreo1369: Stand and hit
Pharmacistjudge: X and Ivy when I felt like a change of pace
Thefluffiestguineapig: Are you out of letters for the guns?
Orxolon: "Stand and deliver"
saucemaster5000: Ivy was my second though I was Kilik menace
Seth_Erickson: you're gonna have to I"m guessing
Oreo1369: Put them in the Ground
Haroldholmes25:
Orlantia: I can't believe you didn't vote for chat fighters
I_Am_Clockwork: godspeed spiderman
Makrosian_Tae: With Maud and my fitness!
APartofManny: that is why he is your witness
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's just another way of saying "WITNESS ME!"
Blakemcm: its for when no one else is there to witness it
Mr_Horrible: because it's universally true
SurfDownstage: He's the witness to the promise/contract
CastleOtranto: Because you know no one else will vouch for you
hd_dabnado: god has other shit to do, he cant be your witness
kirbytronic: I believe "God as my witness" kind of means that nobody else saw you, but he's watching you
Seth_Erickson: I think you're saying I don't need anyone else to witness because god has
GodImSoSorry: You're calling God to the stand even though he sees everything and tells the truth
Mr_Horrible: and they're comparing the truth of their statement to that axiomm
Gildan_Bladeborn: The implication, Adam, is that God is going to hold you account to whatever you say next, somehow.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean that phrase was popularized in later fiction like Gone with the Wind
rogueiguana: I like that you described gods power as his "vibe"
I_Am_Clockwork: Adam has hit on one of the actually very biblical reasons its not good to swear on stuff when making promises
darklore42: bois do you need to take an ad brake?
saucemaster5000: God's got Tay Tay tickets you goons
prince_infidel: Cause god sees thru your lies. So you're saying god backs up your words
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Gildan_Bladeborn I mean, at certain points he did.
jetpixi: God is just like a mom of a toddler who is over it
Oreo1369: Why do I care
Seth_Erickson:
I feel like God has infinite capacity to witness all of our lives
loufghyslaufey: Oh, I never do that. Or did that. Ever.
saucemaster5000: Once waked my Dad up with a Nixon mask and he just stared in abject horror
Fanklok: You know what's real messed up? Sunday is supposed to be god's day off and thats the day everyone prays the most
kumatsu: you just woke up and someone is trying to ask you when your flight is next week
ghyllnox: Dad's working and you want to ask him why he didn't come to your baseball game
Makrosian_Tae: That's like me every opening shift
Laserbeaks_Fury: I swear to Me I will turn this Creation around
Gekyouryuu: reminds me of Dende in DBZA "do I have to answer all these prayers?" "technically, you don't have to answer any of them." "oh, thank God. or I guess... thank ME."
xantos69: @jetpixi That is my new favorite explanation. Thank you.
kirbytronic: There's a character in Transformers that started off as being a god-like Watcher entity, and he's slowly turned into 'Dude clicking different channels on TV when we want to do something weird'
Hallontagg: the puppets dug too deep
saucemaster5000: Waked is an Albany expression
ghyllnox: Wtf
Oreo1369: "piss off my brain is still asleep'
loufghyslaufey: Why would you disturb your parents when they're lying on the couch?
ghyllnox: Oh okay
APartofManny: was abotu to saw Geez
Darleysam: how big was the run-up?
BusTed: spinning roundhouse
MegaDosX: F
loufghyslaufey: Who does that?
APartofManny: WTF?
DaVeganPolice: clocked em frame 1
Oreo1369: BONK
Gascitygaming: was like 5 and just hauled off and punched my dad in the nuts as hard as i could
Jovh11: When I was four I hit my dad in the stomach with a baseball bat by accident
Thefluffiestguineapig: @xantos69 She/he/they are eternally two days from the water bottle full of wine
APartofManny: did he attempt to send you to the shadow realm in the process?
trebuchetboy: My dad burned my cheeck once with a punk on 4th of july
Oreo1369: Balls of steel
Oreo1369: Bang
DaVeganPolice:
Seth_Erickson: Dad's ex wakeup has no start up frames it's bs
trebuchetboy: lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Oreo1369 B bbb bals ooof of steel
Mr_Horrible: ex DP on wakeup, caught me slipping
Mr_Horrible: smh my h
Mr_Horrible: just think, if you'd blocked you woulda got that bike
Oreo1369: Link YAAAP
APartofManny: YEAAAA!?!?!?
Oreo1369: YEEET
BrindleBoar: Puppet Souls parry time
Laserbeaks_Fury: Explaining mental fortitude to someone, but instead of Spoons, it's Frames
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup
Oreo1369: Who?
Thefluffiestguineapig: His family visited in that movie
loufghyslaufey: What else could he be?
saucemaster5000: My dad once ran over me with a bike while I was learning to ride. Kept pretending to ride towards me to spook me. Then he hit me
Oreo1369: No
Jovh11: My Dad's parry window is insane?
GhostValv: plz no
APartofManny: XD I love how this stream just devolves off 1 word
DaVeganPolice: yes pls
Oreo1369: Due in a hole on fire
MegaDosX: You need to be stopped
VrolikSyndrome: hai-yahhhh
jetpixi: veto
GhostofJeffGoldblum: heeeeeyEH?
GhostValv: fun D:
hd_dabnado: hyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaa
TemporallyAwry: !uptime
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ghyllnox: The natty Hiiiiiiiiiiyaeahhhh!
Makrosian_Tae: I kinda dig it tbh
Lysander_salamander: yeah that's a fun one
Oreo1369: Burn alive in a. Hole
Thefluffiestguineapig: That is a great sound
loufghyslaufey: Its probably fine. I didn't even think it was a meme.
saucemaster5000: Only if we can bring back hamsterdance and the ooga chaca baby
HiCallMeRusty: Y'all bout to make me switch from speakers to headphones dang
lazermeow: I audibly Hyyyaaaa'd and my dad gave me a funny look.
Spades_Slicc: I don't know, CAN you get a hyyyyah?
BrowneePoints: It's better than that dumbass meme of people screaming for help in public places
trebuchetboy: Can I get a SANDBLAST
blip2004: is this Midgar?
loufghyslaufey: He's In Them Pipes Bruh!
jetpixi: Let's Nope Matchmakers
trebuchetboy: lmao
Oreo1369: Matcher
lazermeow: In fact, he is single, and is agnostic about kill team.
saucemaster5000: animaney, totally insaney
Mr_Horrible:
okay that got me
Makrosian_Tae: What is the origin of this meme? I gotta see
PandaByName: "Time to get to work! Sandblast!"
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: not for nothing but my dad actually loves killteam
MegaDosX: Oh boy
VrolikSyndrome: ˢᵃⁿᵈᵇˡᵃˢᵗ
Seth_Erickson: It's incredible
Seth_Erickson: Aleks Le is great
Thefluffiestguineapig: This was a thing on Adam's home streams and it's so good
Blakemcm: oh man
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Oreo1369: I NEED TO SEE THIS
trebuchetboy: @VrolikSyndrome howd you do dat
APartofManny: i did not know where that was from but I did hear it
couchboyj: Should we call the LRR parent match making service Let's Yep?
camille7_ttv: Not knowing killteams a deal breaker for my mom Im afraid
I_Am_Clockwork: thats incredible
Oreo1369: Where the hell is this
jetpixi: perfectly in sync lol
loufghyslaufey: Yep. This game is pretty much what that show is, or was?
VrolikSyndrome: @VrolikSyndrome I googled "tiny text maker". And then the muses took me.
Makrosian_Tae: I love this matchmaking service we've cooked up
lazermeow: Damn, he did play Warhammer Fantasy back in the Dizzay.
Fanklok: Standards are for people with self esteem
MegaDosX: Orange flag?
EikoandMog: Matchmaking hardmode: Aro allosexual.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben gave Adam the Cheese Tax, now Adam gives Ben "Animaney, totally insaney, BEAST MODE BABY" it's a match made in heaven
gawag_: beige flag?
nicolebarbaraann: Beige flag
Oreo1369: Shoes 👟
Astramentha: Green flag
loufghyslaufey:
not that way
ghyllnox: Gets incredibly angry about competitive games
camille7_ttv: @lazermeow Ill run it by her lol
Mr_Horrible: "They just made the list"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Not asking before going in for any kind of physical contact
ghyllnox: Also, rude to waitstaff
hd_dabnado: Ben does NOT like the stink water
Basic_Human_Decency: beej flag?
saucemaster5000: I can't date people who play Yasuo
Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
jetpixi: oooo that is the worst
BusTed: amen
MegaDosX: Oof
Makrosian_Tae: OH FUCK YES
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IsSecretlyPaul: uh oh stinky
Makrosian_Tae: That's my EVERY DAY
GenericHerooo: !uptime
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Mansplaining and one upping are big no nos
Blakemcm: old men everywhere called out
Jovh11: Uh uh... anyway....
HadesLeprechaun:
I am allergic to whatever is in deoderant I get a painful rash
loufghyslaufey: The fact that this is a whole room and its just railing with no based floor feels (hissing) yikes.
Fanklok: "Can I play guitar at you?"
jetpixi: awww my childhood
electra310:
Oh no, I forget which stories I tell people all the time
Blakemcm: do you have any idea how many times my father in law has told me he paid for his own college.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or people who say they like smart people but then they are visibly freaked out or put off by my neurodivergence
jetpixi: @Fanklok that bit in that one movie was the best
ThorSokar: I played the shit out of Pipe Dream
SquareDotCube: NES and Windows
lazermeow: I only hate two things, people who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.
TheMerricat: Pipe Dream aka the Bioshock hackng game.
Gascitygaming: paperboy endless runner?
Blakemcm: uber eats boy
Gekyouryuu: you play someone playing paperboy
MaxTurkeyFlaps: Paperboy was one of my first games for the NES!
VrolikSyndrome: Also nobody reads the paper anymore.
MegaDosX: 10/10, no notes
trebuchetboy: deliver those papes
hd_dabnado: Paperboy in the Metaverse 😔
I_Am_Clockwork: it just boots up Steam
Mister_BlueSky: "How fast can I dump these papers in the DUMPSTER?"
El_Funko: Paper Boy in 2023 is Uber Driver
gawag_:
yeah but no one gets the paper aymore
Mr_Horrible: for the longest time I thought the goal of pipe dream was to fill the grid as fast as possible
NarishmaReborn: physical newspapers???
spurius: he writes an app to "disrupt" paper delivery
jaxildan_: as someone who was a paperboy, 0/10 unrealistic, no way ur tossing them like that
jetpixi:
@lazermeow the one dutch guy i know is nice 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mister_BlueSky Confirmed monster, the recycling was right there!!
goombalax: the paper went out of business, he's pounding the pavement trying to get a new job
Makrosian_Tae: Newspaper Fungible Toggle
saucemaster5000: Non Fungeable Paperboy
TStodden: I always enjoyed giving "Free, In-Window Trial Deliveries"
Mr_Horrible: I was a child, Adam
Mr_Horrible:
Laserbeaks_Fury: Triangle Key, Triangle Key. Triangle Key hates Particle Key
itsr67: you play minesweeper to give the face sunglasses
kumatsu: never stop being children
SquareDotCube: Paperboy is wack, by day three you're dodging tornadoes and Death themselves
Mr_Horrible: *crawls into a grave*
jetpixi: oh look here you little shit
Mr_Horrible:
El_Funko: Paper Boy in 2023 is just a food delivery guy hucking food bags at peoples front doors
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Laserbeaks_Fury They have a fight, triangle wins, triangle key
kumatsu: RatJam
Catastrophil: Once I figured out how to play minesweeper I realised it was basically crack to me
m_logan2000: Lemmings, Vikings, Tim's incredible machine
hd_dabnado: mindsweeper is great until you realize you have to play with 50/50 chances
Laserbeaks_Fury: The rats are going to *hate* this announcement
ThorSokar:
Thanks, no one had made me feel ancient today, got that right in there 
CastleOtranto: Okay, Ben, you tiny baboh
Fanklok: God damn it Ben you reminded me it's almost my birthday
saucemaster5000: The real way to play sudoku is to color the whole grid with a sharpie so no one else can solve it
Mr_Horrible: oh hey it's the symbolism at the end of The Departed
GhostofJeffGoldblum: WHERE'S DA GABAGOOIL
couchboyj: New Paper Boy would be legally distinct Door Dash. Like.. you're Stoop Sprinter, delivering food.
IsSecretlyPaul: I'm working on him
BorealMage: Oh, that's the prosciutto delivery person knocking
Jovh11: You've gabbah'd your last gooh you rat
Thefluffiestguineapig: @El_Funko You gain more and more apps you are using as you level up, and new game plus is you have to balance that and grocery delivery
ThorSokar:
Just gotta find 4 quaters for that breaker box
Obos_TAB: Is that a rolodex gun?
Lysander_salamander: Oh, The Electric Company
jetpixi: Well?...
Mr_Horrible: is... is that the noise it makes?
Easilycrazyhat: Whale what now?
camille7_ttv: im so hypeed for phantom liberty
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Obos_TAB Yes, the shotgun is the novelist
Obos_TAB: Some designer was old enough to know what a rolodex was?
squ3e: aight im back after dinner, did we find out why the puppet is doing this
jetpixi: some people like that...
frank_the_great: Ayyy
Rhynerd: For a moment I thought that rat died
Jovh11: Goddamn your neutral is insane
lazermeow: Stanky leg
Thefluffiestguineapig: I would have been mad if the rat didn't get up
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frank_the_great:
saucemaster5000: also they aren't paying attention so they don't know
squ3e:
oh man adam noticed me 
Lysander_salamander: There was a show called the Electric Company. It had a young Morgan Freeman as one of the human sidekicks
Transmuted_Elf: um did you want help with the key?
Thefluffiestguineapig: It cycles through so you would waste a lot of ammo
Rhynerd: Yeah, it’s alphabetical order.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah
jetpixi: let's chatting with some game play
Mr_Horrible: honestly true, y'all interact a lot
jetpixi: wait
Laserbeaks_Fury: The Electric Company had Spider-Man
DaVeganPolice: I don't tune into lets nope to learn about lore and story
lazermeow: Yeah, they are even match making.
Bruceski: "There was a show called the Electric Company" is the sort of phrase that makes me turn into dust like the end of the Last Crusade.
frank_the_great: My favorite acronym is for North America: Canada, United states, Mexico
TemporallyAwry:
Wait, this isn't a pre-record?
Thefluffiestguineapig: We can't get away with nonsense here, our gremlin tendencies are dragged into the light
gualdhar: Cohh
jetpixi: welllll
Jovh11: y
Transmuted_Elf: I saw a key on the wall in one of the long hallways
Rootpotato: y
goombalax: Serge yeager
MeadyOchre: CU
Obos_TAB: that "IS THIS EVEN ALLOWED" lady i keep seeing.
Sethalidos: eh
saucemaster5000: Uh.... B'adam...
DaVeganPolice: If you like interactive streamers so much, name the top 5
steveheist: I can't see through your head, does the alphabet gun have 26 shots?
EikoandMog: *circles the / like and asshole*
ThorSokar: James Turner (not that one)
korvys:
Can you say "gang gang, yummy ice cream"?
I_Am_Clockwork: I ignore the y/n and write in a Q and circle it
Lysander_salamander: that doesn't narrow things down much
Makrosian_Tae: I dunno about this Loading Ready Run outfit, but Adam Savidan, master fighting game streamer, always pays attention to his chat
Thefluffiestguineapig: All my favorite streamers are LRR associated
MeadyOchre: Ben you're a commander player, you literally never interact
kumatsu:
you drink coffee 
Thefluffiestguineapig: With a bonus of Kate Stark
korvys: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #4860: "Minecraft: God's perfect game." —Adam [2018-03-27]
MrTheWalrus: Fall down holes
Transmuted_Elf: the one with norman on the table.
korvys: yo! Thank you LRRBot
Obos_TAB: Pro shit strat
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MrTheWalrus Make those hole traps for your good friend
mulligan2six: More like take 3 hours to learn how to make a bed
GhostValv: a fuck shit stack
saucemaster5000: damn they just cracked minecraft. It's done folks, pack it up
jetpixi: Normal Rockwell?
Sethalidos: !findquote puppet
LRRbot: Quote #3431: "disappointed I didn't get to see the puppet sex" —exploringusernamegalaxy [2016-09-17]
Andymonium: I just got back, we talking about the Minecraft infinite shitloop?
TemporallyAwry: Replace Villager with cats - and you've actually got half an actual farm.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @mulligan2six Only three hours? They are masters
electra310: Well, they've got the idea of Minecraft farms, definitely
Obos_TAB: that was a very good stream
goombalax: minecraft kaizo
Mr_Horrible: Adam trapped in the boat still cracks me up
Thefluffiestguineapig: They did make that one minecraft weird thing to farm blood
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frank_the_great: I'm sure a horror story mod exists for MC
saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible genuinely very funny
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SquareDotCube: Minecraft is much better when you play with friends, and help you out with questions
Hulyen:
SquareDotCube: Then again, Adam did bring about Butter Road
Thefluffiestguineapig: Greetings!
Hulyen: Videoverse into Pile Up
Obos_TAB: time for some thunder in paradise
loufghyslaufey: YEEAAAAAAA!!
jetpixi: we're on a boat!
Makrosian_Tae: And now, to ride off into the sunset with Ashley
ghyllnox: Did you boys need a break?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: minecraft is best when you turn on creative mode and make cool shit and never look back
Thefluffiestguineapig: @jetpixi AAAND it's going fast AAAND
loufghyslaufey: Y'know? from that one show?
korvys: And if they're 2 things you know?
korvys: *there's
Blakemcm: love boat
Makrosian_Tae: You merely adopted the boat. I was born on it. MOLDED by it
saucemaster5000: Ben is the Hardy's Bane of Boats
El_Funko: What is a continent but a boat made of dirt?
Basic_Human_Decency: he plundered that booty
NotCainNorAbel: I was born in a hospital it doesn't make me a doctor
raulghoulia:
100 bits
Jovh11: Ben has read the novel "How to avoid huge ships" his wisdom is unmatched
Obos_TAB: That''s why Ben has a naval
goombalax: you mereley adopted the boat
SquareDotCube: Oh, so that song is about your dad?
Rootpotato: i'm babies
jetpixi:
Mr_Horrible: what if one time, and never again for the rest of the game, the puppet just says "...harder" when you hit them like that while bound?
DEATHlikescats: Ben, are your parents Budweiser, cus they were fuckin’ close to water
pencilsnake: reminds me of Lonely Island
Makrosian_Tae: "You've been a boat for 36 years, Mr Ulmer"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam Bane is amazing
Gascitygaming: Bane in the HArley Quin animated show was great btw
MegaDosX: OK but what about Bane singing I'm On a Boat
korvys: *Christian Bale voice* "I'm Boatman"
jetpixi: @Gascitygaming love him in that show
hd_dabnado: "im like an astronaut in the ocean batman!"
CastleOtranto: Adam turned Irish?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @MegaDosX just T Pain's part
DarknessKingCoH: Ah yeah buoy!
Obos_TAB: Auralnauts Bane Outtakes are soooo good
Obos_TAB: Everything Auralnauts is good
BrowneePoints: Adam you have to watch the Harley cartoon
saucemaster5000: "You wanna know how I got these Oars?"
BrowneePoints: Bane is so good in it
MaxTurkeyFlaps: Something something Montgomery boat fight... Blaquaman, etc.
Thefluffiestguineapig: This reminds me of those absolutely horrible Aqua Man storylines where he becomes Aqua Trucker basically
Obos_TAB: "Don't tell me this is Darude Sandstorm"
Dog_of_Myth:
Jovh11: Goddamn your character can really draw straight lines
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Obos_TAB: "I know what darude sandstorm sounds like, and this isn't it"
Andymonium: XD
GhostofJeffGoldblum: "Why so SEArious??"
goombalax: actually choking on my soup
Thefluffiestguineapig: @GhostofJeffGoldblum Boo this human!
DEATHlikescats: Omg Jeff!
kumatsu: why... so... SINKING
Gascitygaming: is the soup single?
jetpixi: ooo good soup
goombalax: close, black bean
saucemaster5000: Cillian Murphy saying "It's... the boatman"
GhostofJeffGoldblum: does your soup like killteam
BrowneePoints: He put the oar in my mouth and now i have an oral fixation-the JOARker yo his therapist
jetpixi: does the soup play killteam?
camille7_ttv: carrot soup is baller
ButterBall000: Clam Chowder
frank_the_great: Whoa
TemporallyAwry: Why Tortilla Soup?
lazermeow: My soup likes Kill Team.
squ3e: wam ba lam
Rootpotato: why are you at soup
hd_dabnado: oh god I need grilled cheese now
jetpixi: i agree
GhostofJeffGoldblum: he spittiun
El_Funko: pumpkin soup is the goat soup
saucemaster5000: Tomato soup and grilled cheese is GOATED
Mr_Horrible: now I want french onion, damn
DEATHlikescats: Potato soup
ghyllnox: Lactose intolerance?
YawnLance: Soupway
Gekyouryuu: what about tomato soup + goldfish crackers?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Damn, now I want grilled cheese and tomato soup
Gascitygaming: Subway used to have BANGER potato soup
TemporallyAwry: What about a cheese-pizza instead? That's pretty good right?
Pharmacistjudge: i am @ soup
gibbousm: Idk, Tomato Soup by itself or with Goldfish is good
saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible you know how much fucking work it takes to make a decent french onion?
Jovh11: There's a restaurant near me that sells a brisket grilled cheese with a tomato bisque to dip into
ghyllnox: Gluten allergy?
jetpixi: tomato soup with croutons
Obos_TAB: "You got any...stinky cheese?"
MolaMolaphant: The soup *is* single, and you may quart it if you wish.
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 I don't but I'm guessing a lot
DEATHlikescats: What do you mean you’re “At soup”?!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: "get him boys!" 6 sentient sanddwich rolls pull out guns
trebuchetboy: Tomato soup is mid without a grilled cheese. Come at me
Obos_TAB: oh shit is that sub loaded?
jetpixi: why?
VrolikSyndrome: The Footlong-arm of the Law
Pharmacistjudge: no lettuce is goat
jetpixi: lettuce there sucks
El_Funko: the cars have a footlong sub in the holder where the shotgun goes
korvys: Texture
saucemaster5000: They get commision based on romaine
LidofLoathing: I do that all the time and they just don't know what to do
MrSarkhan: spinch is superior to lettuce.
korvys: Lettuce is for texture
Mr_Horrible: "You're throwing off the ratios, man!"
SmithKurosaki: Oh yea, sub places seem to malfunction if you don't want lettuce or tomato
squ3e: gimme da lettuce crunch
BorealMage: Subway uses *so* much lettuce, too
ButterBall000: Lettuce has water
ArcOfTheConclave: I hate shedded letuce
empyreon: crunchy water
Obos_TAB: All those leaves have E Coli
Thefluffiestguineapig: Their pickles are weirdly good
gibbousm: Br3d
Thefluffiestguineapig: @empyreon If I want that I have ice
Gascitygaming: roast beef on honey oat is real good though
trebuchetboy: texture poggies
saucemaster5000: If my subway doesn't have banana pepper it's getting yeeted to space
MegaDosX: @DEATHlikescats I mean I'm /at soup/!
UnkeptFlea: please sir they I get commission on lettuce
hd_dabnado: ive been getting their cheesesteak recently and it is okay, but okay is better than everything else they sell
Pharmacistjudge: if, if, I am suffering through subway, it's spinach instead of lettuce person
BearRavenson: YEAH, you are, Ben
korvys: Fuck, I guess I'm getting subway for lunch...
SmithKurosaki: Agreed pharma
jetpixi: i'll go to a local place and get a sammich the size of a baby
lazermeow: I miss Quiznos subs.
SmithKurosaki:
Ye korvys
Dalrint: I just noticed the channel still says talking simulator as the topic?
empyreon:
@Thefluffiestguineapig 
Lysander_salamander: wow
GhostofJeffGoldblum: WHAT
YawnLance: WHAT
lazermeow: NANI!?!?!?!?
gawag_: quiznos still exists?
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHY
SmithKurosaki: Quiznos still exists?
MrSarkhan: What when?
neisan2112: QWUT??!
itsr67: HUH
GhostofJeffGoldblum: THE PEPPER BAR?!
ghyllnox: They super did
Lysander_salamander: we did it, everyone
Gascitygaming: pause the stream, show us!
argentslipstream: spongemonkies?
lazermeow: SCUZI!?!?
jetpixi: they;re BACK?!
MrSarkhan: I need to see that ad
Mr_Horrible: wait, for the 3 remaining Quizno's???
gibbousm: I get turkey, but I haven't bought subway outside of event catering in like a decade
DEATHlikescats: Wha!,!
lazermeow: Hell yeah!!
Thefluffiestguineapig: NO I DIDN'T
Sethalidos: ah the sponge monkeys
Pharmacistjudge: chat, link please
xantos69: Need link
Makrosian_Tae: Bless
NotCainNorAbel: were tehy not closing fast enough?
GhostValv:
nani the fuck
Mr_Horrible: fuck yeah, full send it
ShaneLeeAtk: Sponge monkeys!
steveheist: TIL Quizno's still exists
SymphonicLolita: quiznos didn't leave, we've had one here the entire time
Mr_Horrible: gimme the fuckin' rats
MegaDosX: I have a question, what is Quiznos?
Abelzumi: Is melee just bad in this game?
BrowneePoints: Beware of paper cuts!!!
jetpixi: our quiznos and togos went away
gibbousm: I thought Quiznos was dead
Thefluffiestguineapig: Are those Quiznos somewhere that still has pay phones?
Obos_TAB: i miss mall charlies cheeseteaks
saucemaster5000: More like Quiznah
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Ever huh
Gascitygaming: especially SF6
BrowneePoints: Quiznos started the toasted sub trend
gawag_: dead space
MegaDosX: He says, playing Street Fighter
GhostValv:
including smash
HadesLeprechaun: fighting games?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Adam hates Sekiro
korvys: Including street fighter
jetpixi: FFXIV
camille7_ttv: cyberpunk
I_Am_Clockwork: Dark Souls 1
UnkeptFlea: super smash bros
xantos69: Skyrim
Pharmacistjudge: Eternal Darkness
squ3e: Any fighting game?
Abelzumi: Demoknight
saucemaster5000: Smash bros. Melee
Spades_Slicc: Street fighter
Jovh11: Any game with a katana usually
LukeIsStrange: The Witcher 3
Dalrint: That uh. Not dead space game
mulligan2six: KOTOR
thatguysteve2709: Any dark souls game
Obos_TAB: Leffen says ummmm
gibbousm: Ranged attacked master race
ghyllnox: Minecraft
ThorSokar: Sekerio
TemporallyAwry:
Dark Souls 
VrolikSyndrome: Excuuuuuse you. The starting knife in Silent Hill: Homecoming is the best weapon in the entire game.
Abelzumi: Mono-red Goblisn
lazermeow: The Forest.
josh___something: Monster Hunter?
DaVeganPolice:
PoE
Pharmacistjudge: If you have ever played Eternal Darkness, the ranged options are miserable.
saucemaster5000: Snowboard Kids
ButterBall000: The Force Unleashed for Wii
korvys: Dive Kick
EikoandMog: Monster Hunter for sure.
Spades_Slicc: For Honor
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: most shooters
crono3453: Doom 3. That flashlight is the best
jetpixi: melee is L4D is when i panic
Omthebox: Dead By Daylight 2
Mr_Horrible: actually wait, this is the one good thing Callisto Protocol has done
Mr_Horrible: we found it
camille7_ttv: mantis blade sandy destroys
loufghyslaufey: The Wii could do that?
EikoandMog: Bowguns are not strictly better!@
Rootpotato: dark souls if you dont count magic
jaxildan_: stardew valley /hj
MegaDosX: Heavy bogans?
jetpixi: skyrim
Dalrint: Calisto Protocal. that's what I was trying to think of
EikoandMog: They are good but not strictly better!
MaxTurkeyFlaps: Heavy bogans?
SK__Ren: I became an all-rounder and never looked back
InquisitorGaia: Light now gun wrecks
GhostofJeffGoldblum: depensd on the dark souls
gibbousm: Stealth archer
GhostofJeffGoldblum: magic in dark souls 3 HUFFS ASS.
ThorSokar: The Sword in Shadow Warrior
saucemaster5000: It's better in Elden ring is definitely better than melee
Laserbeaks_Fury: Assassins Creed
Rootpotato: yeah but magic is for cowards
BrowneePoints: Its statistically better in Elden Ring yea
Pharmacistjudge: what about Sekiro?
Rourke9: destiny if you dont count spells or abilities
Rourke9: or guns
BrindleBoar: "if you simply ignore half the game..."
crono3453: Now I'm just going to ignore the premise so MY choice works and is correct
Gascitygaming: Ooo Warframe!
Mister_BlueSky: Rivers of Skill.
Scy_Anide: Melee is better in WoW and in FF14 :lrrBEEJ:
Rourke9: in this game melee is better if you dont have any guns
Obos_TAB: can't even say Jedi Survivor because I shot those rockets back everytime i could
Oreo1369: Rivers of skill
Spades_Slicc: Great pencil
Mr_Horrible: Rivers of Skill baybee
SmithKurosaki: Monster hunter is a good melee > rsnged
GhostofJeffGoldblum: WEEB ALERT
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Adam's a mall ninja
InquisitorGaia: Rivers of blood is arguably a ranged weapon
EikoandMog: I mained katanas in Elden Ring.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: glorious nippon steel, folded 1000 times
SK__Ren: SnS, CB, IG, GS, Hammer, LS, and the others I'm still not up on
Pharmacistjudge: Sekiro, yeah, melee > ranged
Thefluffiestguineapig: I saw someone say Assassin's Creed and I will say this is true till Revalations then it all gets muddled and weird
saucemaster5000: I got to play moonveil before the nerf that shit was GOATED
GhostofJeffGoldblum: no that's based
GhostofJeffGoldblum: playing ranged in wow makes me long for deatrh
Thefluffiestguineapig: The ships are best weapon in Black Flag
NotCainNorAbel: Devil May Cry, the sword is better than the guns
Mr_Horrible:
Melee can't be better because your tanks keep spinning the bosses
BrowneePoints: Augmentation Evoker baby
gibbousm: Casters too fun
Oreo1369: DMG
Blakemcm: lotta people in this chat that are bad at videogames
jetpixi: @Scy_Anide melee does hit harder in FFXIV
BrowneePoints: Best class in the game
lazermeow: I still play Whips.
vouru: I have yet to see any mmo with good combat
MaxTurkeyFlaps: I mean, the Master Sword in TOTK is arguably the best weapon in the game...
Mr_Horrible: yes, all of us
Oreo1369: What is good a game s
Blakemcm: these cold opinions on ranged vs melee
Rootpotato: spoilers most people are bad at games
GhostofJeffGoldblum:
augmentation is either gonna get nerfed in 10.2 or the game is gonna be unplayable
Mr_Horrible: everyone is bad at videogames
trebuchetboy: I think Monster Hunter is mid as hell but thats just me
Obos_TAB: Im strongbad at video games
lazermeow: I am the 90s version of bad.
saucemaster5000: I'm good at one video game
saucemaster5000: SNowboard Kids
argentslipstream: yes it me, i am the chat that is bad at video gaems
TemporallyAwry: Everyone is bad at video-games, why would you play them if you were just good?
Blakemcm: lol i was trying to agree with you
Mr_Horrible: god's perfect video game, Sauce
Blakemcm: shot missed
loufghyslaufey:
Blakemcm: melee is better
jaxildan_: okay but melee means i can just buttomash and not think abt it
EikoandMog: Oh HELL no.
ButterBall000: I'm the knock-off Weird Al of Bad
Thefluffiestguineapig: I am good at Endless Ocean for the Wii and the trampoline mini game in the original Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games
BrowneePoints: Insect Glaive baby!
SmithKurosaki: I no lifed world for ages
Obos_TAB:
Melee isn't even better in fighting games
invickthus: so many menus in that game
Basic_Human_Decency: that new monster hunter mobile game is out
Laserbeaks_Fury: "Dear Cardboard Penthouse, I didn't think this could happen to me....
SmithKurosaki: Then I went back to Destiny 2
saucemaster5000: I still should try a monster hunter
josh___something: it was sweet
vouru: Sake ben, same
Mr_Horrible:
I didn't play Rise because my PC can't and I didn't want it on switch 
Oreo1369: All hail the cutters
Makrosian_Tae: Big same. The DLC comes out SO LATE in a game's lifespan. How am I supposed to be expected to hold the torch for a game forEVER?
Pharmacistjudge: his best
I_Am_Clockwork: why does he hae a bee carved into his chin?
gibbousm: Bolt cutters too stronk plz nerf
Oreo1369: The shovel is a great melee weapon
Jovh11: Wow the people of Pompeii had bolt cutters?
BrowneePoints: Oh yeah Bungie Showcase is soon huh
Mr_Horrible: yeah, I just didn't want it on that platform
jetpixi:
imma go play melee in FFXIV now. the only game i play anymore
Oreo1369: Lead shoes
ThorSokar: Melee in Shadow Warrior was absolutely more fun than the guns
SmithKurosaki: I hope they go back to the world mechanics for next MH, not a fan of being stuck in place while healing etc
Mr_Horrible: Look, Ben, they had a "Galumph Budget" and by god they were gonna spend it
saucemaster5000: Chrisopher Walken has a fever, and the cure is louder footsteps
tehfewl: playing RDM in FFXIV for best of all worlds
Obos_TAB: lead dev is just a professional tap dancer
jetpixi: @tehfewl true tho
Dog_of_Myth: Big Mood Ben
loufghyslaufey: but in 2007
I_Am_Clockwork: you have the boltcutters hnow
gibbousm: Fee Fi Fo Fum I smell the blood of a Canadiun
I_Am_Clockwork: there's been a bunch of cahined doors
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Obos_TAB More likely Irish step dance, the steps aren't metallic enough
Mr_Horrible: you should've killed me when you had the chance, Charles!
trebuchetboy: Cut chained doors?
saucemaster5000: "Charles, what have you done?" "AIR COMBO!"
Obos_TAB: "The brave are always the first to die..."
jetpixi: these are all bane
DaVeganPolice: Mans got magneto on the mind
BrowneePoints: I still can't believe my state fair deep fried a whole ass grilled cheese sandwich
Thefluffiestguineapig: Charles in many ways could solve so many problems they need to arbitrarily nerf him to make a story possible
SquareDotCube: Can those chain cutters cut tape?
jetpixi: change is hard
GhostofJeffGoldblum: it's probably because you're 3 meters tall so you have to bend down
VrolikSyndrome: Just uncrank the crank-y part and hold it or something.
VrolikSyndrome: idk the setup
jetpixi: Tawkin'
loufghyslaufey: this feels bad
SmithKurosaki: Adam too tall for new mics?
Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePoints I mean, it *is* Iowa... If it was gonna be any state it was us or Texas
kirbytronic: Is Serge still HR or did Wheeler decide he got another job now
Rootpotato: when adams leans back its got a small echo and it sounds like he's phoning in from the bathroom
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible Didn't Iowa
BrowneePoints: @mr_horrible did you see the Deep-Fried Bacon Brisket Mac-n-Cheese Grilled Cheese
Thefluffiestguineapig: Fry a stick of butter?
squ3e: swap spots with ben?
squ3e: would that help
Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePoints yes and, honestly, would
BrowneePoints: Yes I had the deep fried stick of butter
invickthus: life is too short to stream with bad mic placement.
kumatsu: I don't speak latin
Oreo1369: I've been slowly rewatching the silent hill play though Good times
BrowneePoints: It was like a thick pancake
jetpixi: bathroom has good accoustics
Makrosian_Tae: Big Bioshock feel with this game, and I dig it
saucemaster5000: ngl @BrowneePoints I'm gonna try to recreate that stuffed jalapeno next week
Mr_Horrible: I'd probably feel like shit for a week after, but would
loufghyslaufey: oh its Rapture in New Capenna!
jetpixi: @Makrosian_Tae but no BEES
Gascitygaming: I work at bestbuy and we can always tell when someone replies while on their radio in the bathroom cause it echos
argentslipstream: yeah, no, the bosses are all avoidable
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh, this is the baby equivalent
SmithKurosaki: YEET
hd_dabnado: oh no elmo
YawnLance: y e et
EikoandMog:
Mr_Horrible: okay that got me
argentslipstream: well, all but the last boss
blip2004: that was fucking hilarious
BrowneePoints: The best thing the iowa state fair made was Red Velvet Funnel Cake with Cinnamon Cream Cheese Icing (and powdered sugar)
Easilycrazyhat: "These ragdolls move just like ragdolls!"
Rourke9: i want a mod where these guys are all lalafels
Dog_of_Myth:
itsr67: LOL
MrSarkhan:
SmithKurosaki:
Lol 
Oreo1369: Yay physics
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints If I am going to do that I would just go straight to fry bread but none of these have any gf options ever
Rourke9: the night acfe
Rourke9: *cafe
Thefluffiestguineapig: No it's Hopper
HadesLeprechaun: "This is like something out of a horror movie, something that will move as soon as you turn your back"
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
gawag_: thats Edward Hopper tho
BrowneePoints: The state fair serves fry bread too lol @thefluffiestguineapig
BigMikeDog: night hawks is my fav : )
ImmortalLen: What in the eldritch seasame Street is this?
e_bloc: nighthawks
Mister_BlueSky: That's a good one.
Mr_Horrible: Adam wishes him Norman Rockill
neisan2112: I love it
Obos_TAB: rockwell was pro civil rights
Rourke9: i said the wrong name
saucemaster5000: Norman Kick Rockswell
empyreon: devouring hot dog
electra310: Lmao
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's Edward Hopper and it's part of his series which is about alienation
Makrosian_Tae: That's very good, tbh
e_bloc: I've seen that in person, it's rather nice
gawag_: yeah fair
Rootpotato: look, a man
kirbytronic: I was about to ask if you knew anything about Rockwell at all xD
jetpixi: Norman Rockbottom
gibbousm: Nighthawks
Rourke9: Nighthawks
Mr_Horrible: we appreciate commitment to the bit here
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints I have never found gf fry bread and it makes me sad
Oreo1369: Om nom nom
gawag_: more like Normie Rockwell
UnkeptFlea: but is melee > ranged in art?
korvys: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #5135: "Bring me back Twitch chat, my people!" —Adam [2018-07-02]
saucemaster5000: Fuck words ladskjhakjab
Mister_BlueSky: Stealth gameplay?
ThorSokar: That painting is Nighthawks by Edward Hopper if anyone really wants to know
loufghyslaufey: oh, so... that's just Yargle! Or his son!
MadmanOreo: rip yoga matthew
neisan2112: I saw Nighthawks in Chicago and was surprised how MASSIVE it is.
Gascitygaming: does teh mask smell like Jim Carey's face?
jetpixi: *snort*
BusTed: 😤
BrowneePoints: Isn't melee vs ranged everyone vs Jackson Pollock?
Oreo1369: Words are fake news
Mr_Horrible:
yeah, things like "Shadow of the Colossus was mid" or "I genuinely enjoy Charged Dash"
Obos_TAB: I learned about Taekwon V yesterday, the 1976 Mazinger Z inspired robot Korean animated film
I_Am_Clockwork: I've 'heh'd several times so far
Thefluffiestguineapig: @gawag_ He did create so much of what stupid people think the "good old days" were like
loufghyslaufey: The Demon puppet Frog? Yargle?
HadesLeprechaun: there was that room near the beginning with the busts that said "you might be able to put something here"
I_Am_Clockwork: dozens even
jetpixi: Gold star AND a cookie
kirbytronic: Except for things related to not being a dick to Adam, and certain words that if spoken, you will be set fire to
Jovh11: What are words but the sounds that come out of our mouths?
jetpixi: i went to the dentist and as always, it made my nose itch.
saucemaster5000: But the horse was so REAL
Thefluffiestguineapig: Now I'm just going through all those artists and paintings in my head because I miss art stuff
Mr_Horrible:
oh totally, I just picked 2 of your legitimate opinions
Gascitygaming: I didn't like it when it was new either tbf, still don't
Oreo1369: Was is your guys favorite playthrough so far
Mr_Horrible: cuz you somehow made Charged Dash actually work
Mister_BlueSky: I bounced off Shadow of the Colossus, so don't feel alone.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Buncha people committing gamer heresy in here, watch out
Mr_Horrible: Don't think so?
jetpixi: touch it!
HadesLeprechaun: There's a lot of stuff about the Vietnam War in this game that you aren't getting because it's mostly in the notes
tehfewl: *looks at their shadow of the Colossus tattoo* hmmm
EikoandMog: Do not touch: Willie.
EikoandMog: Good advice
Seth_Erickson: Visage easy
Seth_Erickson: Call of Cthulu
Mr_Horrible: Call of Cthulhu
itsr67: damn
I_Am_Clockwork: damn... the... gas
itsr67: the gas
gawag_: visage yeah
e_bloc: I'm going to go there. then i'll be there
GhostofJeffGoldblum: DayMare was fun, but not because the game was good
0x6772: "… and then he'll be there!"
Makrosian_Tae:
Daymare
Seth_Erickson: The Occult was that game called?
Seth_Erickson: that one was really good too
Mr_Horrible: I *cannot* understand Daymare getting critical praise
Gildan_Bladeborn: The Dark Occult also gave us some wonderful jokes about keys.
I_Am_Clockwork: He's GOING there... and then he'll BE THERE
Oreo1369: What do you think it would feel like to be stunned lock
saucemaster5000: you know what game honked and everyone fucking lost their shit over? Halo. There, been holding that one in for years.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Choo Choo Charles was a hoot too
Seth_Erickson: Yeah the Dark Occult is what I was thinking of
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @saucemaster5000 fucked up
Mr_Horrible: anyone that thought that was a good game I have to ask "are you okay, do you need medical attention?"
ThorSokar: I do remember that one REALLY bad line
BrowneePoints: I'd still love to see you do At Dead of Night
Kaaosa: @saucemaster5000 true tho
jetpixi:
wait what about scientists? 
Gildan_Bladeborn: Also the realization that all objects in horror games are keys.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @saucemaster5000 you're not wrong in the slightest
Rootpotato: @saucemaster5000 its ok, some people just cant appreciate art
BrindleBoar: the music tho
Rhynerd: Man shot scientists, shot teammates, caused zombie apocalypse, and he’s going to the Sacred Heart Hospital.
saucemaster5000: Only played the first, and I hated it
HadesLeprechaun: it was the first console FPS with GOOD controls
BusTed: "Now let's go back through those gray corridors backwards. New level!"
Makrosian_Tae: It was the first game with twin-stick aim and movement
Kaaosa: Halo is just Quake for babies
Oreo1369: Doom
BrowneePoints: It reinvented the modern shooter
hd_dabnado: they were *graphical* gray corridors
Gildan_Bladeborn: At the time, Adam, people very much complained about how much corridor there was in Halo.
crono3453: Which game doesn't hold up more: Halo, or Goldeneye?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Also the size of the Xbox controller.
Oreo1369: 007 was fun
BrowneePoints: Halo holds up more than goldeneye
Gildan_Bladeborn: I remember that being a frequent complaint.
tehfewl: new castlevania soon
TalosParoxi: don't forget horrible tank controls
Seth_Erickson: Wasn't there a lot of outside stuff going on in Halo
BrowneePoints: Nocturne soon!
ThorSokar: New Castlevania anime SOON
Pharmacistjudge: considering the biggest shooters before it. Golden Eye. it was a huge upgrade in controls and accessability.
Thefluffiestguineapig: For me "holds up" depends on what you mean
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: hot take, halo was only successful because it had no competition on xbox, on pc it would have been DOA
Makrosian_Tae: Castlevania was the single best north american animated production of the past EVER
kumatsu: but what about Jet Force Gemini
saucemaster5000: I don't get the goldeneye nostalgia goggles. Good at the time, plays like ass now
Oreo1369: We campaign about everything
xantos69: Why you gotta hate on PD? It is still my all time favorite shooter.
loufghyslaufey: Gosh, Yargle!!
TalosParoxi: unfortunately, yeah
Gascitygaming: Buck Bumble anyone?
Obos_TAB: god why did i 100% jetforce gemini
jetpixi: oh imma get a cookie
Seth_Erickson: I need to catch up with Castlevania but it's a toss up for best between it and Arcane
saucemaster5000: @Gascitygaming YES
Pharmacistjudge: thankfully spheda is still great
KeytarCat: I have a clip somewhere of bouncing a grenade back at myself in Perfect Dark
squ3e: oh its the statue thing
Rourke9: a year or two ago i tried to play the old baldur's gates and they were... not up to modern standards. the UI/UX was insufferable
TalosParoxi: someone needs to do a fan-remake of jet force gemini in unity or something
Gascitygaming: @saucemaster5000 Ah i see you are a person of taste
saucemaster5000: Another N64 Gem? Chameleon Twist
SquareDotCube: oh, the mask!
Oreo1369: That is so Ugly Om Nom
BusTed: awful game with a great theme
Rourke9: and I remembered really liking them when i was a kid
Makrosian_Tae: JUKED
Gascitygaming: Glover on N64
TalosParoxi: did he have salt shakers for teeth?
Obos_TAB: I have to say my fave playthrough was when the big group did Dark Pictures Devil in Me
squ3e: I think you have to look at it cause he said 'this thing looks like it would chase you if youturn around'
saucemaster5000: You know what I played for a bit recently and it still ruled? Space Station Silicon Valley
HadesLeprechaun: I believe frog thing is a *her
crono3453: Hybrid Heaven
ButterBall000: Tetrisphere
Thefluffiestguineapig: I loved watching the group do Phasmaphobia
Oreo1369: Did that thing just say "I'm a fur Baby'
ThorSokar: Wave Race holds up
Mr_Horrible: hell, I loved Donkey Kong 64 the first time I played it and that game is hot ass
Pharmacistjudge: I loved quest 64, that game was not good
BrindleBoar: was that a muppet version of Chronus eating his children in the corner?
SquareDotCube: Rogue Squadron and Star Wars Racer?
DarknessKingCoH: Turok 2?
Mister_BlueSky: I always hated the controls on N64, for like, every game.
Gascitygaming: a lot of N64 games, going back, aren't great cause of the concessions to the controller I feel like
Seth_Erickson: I mean they were designed around the n64's horrendous controller so who could have expectred otherwise
BorealMage: I can't wait to see what happens with this upcoming Gex reboot
korvys: Golden Eye is not that good - it was just the first first person shooter
TalosParoxi: that's pretty much the whole console
jetpixi: the yellow pages
kirbytronic: Honestly it's one of those things where I like when they do remasters rather than regular rereleases... a lot of old games are... baddddd
GhostofJeffGoldblum: People always bring up Perfect Dark in these conversations, but I played it at a friend's bachelor party and it is UNPLAYABLE. It is a poorly controlled disaster of a game.
Obos_TAB: I like Perfect Dark more than Golden Eye
Gascitygaming: the Yooka Laylee sidescroller is a BANGER!
gawag_: map?
Seth_Erickson: can we take that map?
saucemaster5000: Yeah, been trying Yooka Laylee. Sure is a recreation of everything good AND bad about that era
mulligan2six: Blast Corps. It got a re-release on xbox and it was horrible
SmithKurosaki: A little newer, but burnout 3
Mr_Horrible: I still enjoy some of them but DK64 is *real* poorly put together
DEATHlikescats: Map on wall?
blip2004: Yooka failed because they kept the intentionally bad controls to make it harder
lamina5432: i suggest non action oriented games if ou wanna play older ones
Endrion: There was a map on the wall there
Oreo1369: Go back
jetpixi: the double tap
MaxTurkeyFlaps: I replayed Chrono Trigger recently and that still holds up.
ThorSokar: in that office
thefightnerd: in the room you were just in
crono3453: Mischief Makers was a great time, but I have a feeling it doesn't hold up at all
saucemaster5000: map go road
Oreo1369: Wall-Map
Obos_TAB: Still good
rosesmcgee: They hold up
kumatsu: Megaman holds up
saucemaster5000: OG mega man is still HELLA fun
Mr_Horrible: I still like em
ThorSokar: Mega Man 1 and 2 SUCK
Obos_TAB: MM2 is still the best one
ImmortalLen: BLASPHAMY
TalosParoxi: they're as fun as they ever were, which in not very imo
Jovh11: I mean most games that rely on like performance mechanics like shooters etc probably don't age well. But RPGs tend to depreciate slower
Bearudite: consuuuuuume
kumatsu: except the teleporting platform blocks
kirbytronic: Having played the collection, the middle Mega Man games are good.
Pharmacistjudge: I still like megaman X1-3
mulligan2six: Mega Man X is still a banger
tehfewl: MegaMan Zero series were bangers
rosesmcgee: Mega Man 2 is goated
saucemaster5000: Oh yeah mega man 1 does suck tho
Natimus_Prime: OG mega man is fun but I don't have the reflexes anymore
Obos_TAB: Someone stole my MM4 so i hate it
saucemaster5000: Mega man 2-6 all rule
BusTed: Was that the planets one?
frank_the_great: You can pick up the collections for cheap. I really really like the rewind function - makes it playable for me
camille7_ttv: I just bought a bunch of old spiderman comics and I saw allot of cool old video game ads in them
Mister_BlueSky: Mega Man X is goated.
BusTed: Or was that later
Manae: I played the HELL out of MM4
ImmortalLen: 3 is better then 2
SquareDotCube: Guts Man stage was terrible
GhostValv: mega man 4 was my first mega man
rosesmcgee: X and X2 also great
jetpixi: awOOoo
Mr_Horrible: Liver-and-onions Man
BusTed: I remember they had a contest in Nintendo Power to design new robot masters.
TalosParoxi: you know what games age great? rpgs. they never have an annoying control scheme that ages poorly.
saucemaster5000: Anyone remember the "wily does it himself" video? "Faberge Egg man?"
EdibleDragon: Mega Man 4 ruled. It introduced the mega buster
korvys: Mega Drive for life
jetpixi: you can get burger time on the switch now!
Thefluffiestguineapig: I wasn't allowed to play video games until the Wii, then anything I wanted to play needed to be fitness related even if my brother got others, so most of my older VG knowledge second hand
Seth_Erickson: Never played a single Super Nintendo game
BusTed: Knight Man maybe?
Mr_Horrible: Adam quick, FF Mystic Quest: still good?
kumatsu: there are some SNES games that have gotten western releases for the first time that have been BANGERS
Pharmacistjudge: i am definitely looking forward for super mario rpg remake
Mr_Horrible: Charge Man!
Gascitygaming: Did Ian win it?
kirbytronic: I was making an RPG game (Sentinels RPG) with Mega Man stuff
Oreo1369: Man train
BusTed: Ah
Mr_Horrible: Banger OST tho
TalosParoxi: mystic quest is actually kind of fun, just simplistic
Gascitygaming: Champions of Norath on Ps2?
mulligan2six: SNES was the perfect console. They perfected the 2D model before the big jump to 3d in the next gen where they had to work out the kinks again
itsr67: donkey kong country
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EikoandMog: Mystic Quest is good as babby's first jRPG.
crono3453: The link to the past randomizer is so good
saucemaster5000: Uniracers is goated
Obos_TAB: Sad story, I had an SNES that would NOT play squaresoft games right. the chip was bad or seomthing. BUT. Mystic Quest worked fine.
ShaneLeeAtk: Super Metroid
InquisitorGaia: I think the first game i ever played was duck hunt
ThorSokar: TMNT 4 Turtles in Time
sgowell: Uniracers
Mr_Horrible: Mystic Quest also gave us the BenjaminShrug emoji
TalosParoxi: I like dark cloud 1 better than 2
DEATHlikescats: Chrono Trigger still works
Obos_TAB: Uniracers was CHOICE
patrick_stonecrusher: Link to the Past has an active randomizer scene
EdibleDragon: Dark Cloud 2 is so great
MaxTurkeyFlaps: F-Zero is an all time racing game, still fun to this day.
ThorSokar: Top Gear 3000
SK__Ren: Dark Cloud 3 when?
ShaneLeeAtk: Hell yeah, Uniracers
Obos_TAB: EARTHBOUND is still my all time fave RPG
mulligan2six: Yoshi's Island
Oreo1369: One of those muppets told you to swallow hard
Jovh11: Number one old rpgs is Kotor 1 and 2 for me
ImmortalLen: Zobies at my neighber
TalosParoxi: but rogue galaxy is better than either one
Bearudite: FZero
Rourke9: why is it the same puppet guy who keeps showing up dead. is he the main character, do they hate him, or is he just like the red shirt of puppets
Mister_BlueSky: I've played too many terrible licensed SNES platformers to say they're all good.
Gascitygaming: Super MArio RPG!
Basic_Human_Decency: tmnt versus could use a remaker
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's funny, people talk about how great the stable of games was for PS2 and it seems like it had good third party support and a huge number of games to allow for really good things and experimentation
MrSarkhan: A link to the past will always be one of my favorite zelda games
BrowneePoints: There's also 400 bad platformers
TStodden: Earthbound & Super Mario RPG are like neck-n-neck favorite RPGs.
Dalrint: I keep hoping they'll make a remake of Chrono Trigger in that new 2.5D engine
Pharmacistjudge: why are you @ neighbor?!?
ImmortalLen: Oh sure, make fun of my spelling, I see how it is!
Dalrint: The one they used for Live A Live
Obos_TAB: I'm soooo hype for the remake
TalosParoxi: yep
Juliamon: Unpopular opinion, I never really clicked with Chrono Trigger. Grandia, on the other hand...
Jovh11: Is that a title drop?
Mr_Horrible: yup, and I'm excited
MrSarkhan: Yes and I'm so excited
crono3453: @Juliamon Grandia 2 is still one of my favorites
saucemaster5000: @Juliamon That is totally legit honestly
TalosParoxi: @Juliamon Grandia was amazing
SK__Ren: Grandia II is GREAT
EikoandMog: Switch has a port!
DarknessKingCoH: Have any Sega Saturn games held up?
Dalrint: It's on switch and PC and is fine
crono3453: I remember the PC port being great. It's on steam
Endrion: Grandia 2 is probably the best of the series
TStodden: Have we had a TMNT CTS (w/ either Cowabunga collection OR Shredder's Revenge)?
ThorSokar: Gradius III stull rocks
Pharmacistjudge: grandia 2 is was good. grandia 3 and 1 were not very good
couchboyj: Smithy's music from Super Mario RPG is an all time banger
EikoandMog: It's a bundle with Grandia 1
mulligan2six: Switch has a port of the first two I think
TalosParoxi: I never got around to the later grandia games but grandia 1 was amazing
ImmortalLen: Gasp! Piracy! On this Christaion twitch stream?!
Obos_TAB: My gf had a saturn just for the sailor moon fighting game
SK__Ren: Anyone ever play the Lunar games?
saucemaster5000: Pantser Dragpoo
frameshifty: Dragon Force on the Saturn was my jam
jetpixi: was?
Thefluffiestguineapig: For real if you like the thing you and it's not hurting anyone go for it
Blakemcm: was
virgil82: Was?
Pharmacistjudge: and Grandia xtreme had a miserable story, but was just a fun time with a really in depth battle system.
Endrion: Fortunately, not many people remember Grandia Xtreme.It was.... not great.
Thefluffiestguineapig: You've been lifting recently
EikoandMog: Grandia 1 and 2 is a bundle on Switch.
Rourke9: he did karate during baseball games, what can you expect
SK__Ren: Lunar: Silver Star Story and Lunar: Eternal Blue are some of my alltime favorites
DEATHlikescats: Panzer dragoon and Nier automata share a universe if I remember correctly
Makrosian_Tae: I played the Panzer Dragon Switch re-release and honestly, good graphics, horrible gameplay. I beat that thing in like 2 hours. That game cost like $60
Gildan_Bladeborn: Don't sell yourself short Adam... you also play analog games.
saucemaster5000: Shit, mom was right
TalosParoxi: most games james "played" was just watching adam play games
jetpixi:
Pharmacistjudge: grandia xtreme was great for what it was. a dungeon crawler with a great side story
kirbytronic: According to the Wiki, almost every boss in the original Mega Man series was found via a contest
jetpixi: that's what i did
BrowneePoints: 3 words Adam. Jet. Grind. Radio.
Bruceski: most of the Megaman bosses have come from design contests, though the Nintendo Power 1 was 6 with Knightman and Windman as non-Japanese winners. Most of the contests have been JP-only.
Rourke9: now *THIS* is the night cafe by Van Gogh
Orxolon: i'm just gonna say Chrono trigger forever!
Seth_Erickson: My early games were like sonic adventure's 2 and veutiful joe
ButterBall000: stickdrift
ThorSokar: is your controller horked?
gawag_: unplug the mouse?
Seth_Erickson: all on the game cube
Endrion: Controller drift? My PC controller would do that sometimes
Makrosian_Tae: Maybe disconnect and reconnect the controller?
Mister_BlueSky: "Gamers never look up? I'll show them..."
BrowneePoints: Is this the controller ian didn't fit.
neisan2112: Did you get Ian's "fixed" controller?
SK__Ren: @DEATHlikescats Yeah, one of the endings of Panzer Dragoon 2 I think leads directly into the Nier franchise
KeytarCat: Oh, is your cursor out of window? That's what's done it for me
Makrosian_Tae: @SK__Ren You're thinking of Drakengard
ImmortalLen: Jet Set Future has one of the best game soundtracks of all time!
kirbytronic: Why does one of them have a moustache?
SK__Ren: Right
Gascitygaming: Found the link to the new quiznos ad btw if i'm allowed to post?
saucemaster5000: okay, 1 SNES game that honks now? Donkey kong country
squ3e: maybee its for accuracy over time?
SK__Ren: we both are
DarknessKingCoH: I remember Virtua Figher running real smooth on the Saturn
Juliamon: saucemaster5000 PREACH
korvys: Did James buy it?
SK__Ren: I don't think Panzer had a relation then
TalosParoxi: @saucemaster5000 dkc is great
saucemaster5000: I said NOW
m_logan2000: James must have purchased the keyboard
Juliamon: I bought DKC on the eshop and it's just... so awful
Pharmacistjudge: DKC2 is the best one of the 3 by a good margin
TalosParoxi: it's hard but good
Juliamon: and I remember LOVING it as a kid
Mr_Horrible: all of them are still good to me now
BrowneePoints: Dkc3 is just okay. Dkc2 is the best
Obos_TAB: Ok yeah DKC sucks to play NOW, for sure
saucemaster5000: the 2nd has way less bullshit kills
MrSarkhan: I haven't played it since the SNES days but I loved it. The second was definitely better though
crono3453: Love me some Illusion of Gaia
Mr_Horrible: I did boss rush for 3 all the time as a kid
ThorSokar: the music in DKC / DKC2 is so frekin' amazing and if you know anything about making music on a SNES it is even MORE impressive
Bruceski: I had the advertising VHS casette where "Sega spies" kidnapped a DKC designer to find out why the game was so good.
ImmortalLen: I've gotten into importing Japanese Gameboy games lately and have discovered there are a surprising amount of good fighting games for the original gameboy/color
kirbytronic: Yeah. As much as Nostalgia exists... play games that have the quality of life improvements
saucemaster5000: @Bruceski I had that too!
TalosParoxi: what did you do ben?
MegaDosX: HGSS were great at the time, but now all I see when I look at them is the scuffed level curve and required grinding
hd_dabnado: we need more 2d pokemon with modern graphics and designing
jetpixi: lol omg
quillilian: irl puzzles
saucemaster5000: that VHS was yellow
I_Am_Clockwork: he forgor
frank_the_great: I remember liking HG/SS, but I loved silver as a child, so they've got a soft spot in my heart.
Thoufeux: the square hole
tehfewl: honestly fire red/leaf green is where to start
Makrosian_Tae: P-p-p-p-p-wease?
couchboyj: For some more obscure SNES goodness, anyone have fond memories of the Goof Troop SNES game?
Obos_TAB: the wrong UWUSB cable
Dalrint: Everyone talks about how good Pokemon X/Y were. I've tried to start them like five times at this point, I think. they just don't click
Seth_Erickson: I think the best ones to introduce people to pokemon are emerald or ruby.
Seth_Erickson: imo
MilkInBags: Are you defending yourself from Gary in this game?
Oreo1369: Pokemon roms and fan games rule
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: man, Heart Gold is peak pokemon for me, but Sun/Moon were pretty fun. Haven't played any since though since they moved to Switch
DEATHlikescats: He got da diamond key!
saucemaster5000: candyland is just gloomhaven without the bullshit
Jovh11: Yeah I tried to play P4G after beating Persona 5 and I could see all of the quality of life updates they did for p5
Oreo1369: Hacker
saucemaster5000: @Jovh11 I surprised myself by loving P5... But I know I can't go backwards sadly
korvys:
HadesLeprechaun: He hits you if you cheat
Obos_TAB: top deck lightning helix level play
Mr_Horrible: game of skill no luck involved may the best planeswalker win
Oreo1369: Game of skill
MilkInBags:
NightValien28: saucemaster5000 same, on the bright side p3 is getting a remake with p5 style
HadesLeprechaun: like if you try to play a card from your hand after landing on the yellow guy
MilkInBags: Card diff
BrowneePoints: THAT was a fun RE puzzle
TalosParoxi: @saucemaster5000 4 golden would still be fine, 3 would be impossible
kirbytronic: "I don't think this is failable" in RE8 is still one of my favorite Let's Nope lines
Seth_Erickson: congratulations or condolences I ain't reading that shit
couchboyj: The biggest QoL updates were between 3 and 4. I love Persona 3 but going back is rough.
Jovh11: @saucemaster5000 Yeah it made me sad because the p4g story seems compelling but it was a slog with all of the time management mechanics being so much grindier
jetpixi: all the time
Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean
Seth_Erickson: 4 eggs and one bacon strip is a wild breakfast
Thefluffiestguineapig: Depends
Bruceski: If this place is taken over by puppets, how old are those eggs?
saucemaster5000: I make a barfy face with baked beans coming out of the bacon
MilkInBags:
Yeah I bring my ass
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sometimes I'll make hobo eggs instead
NightValien28: big boy metabolism
TalosParoxi: you can stack the pistol ammo
SquareDotCube: Cool public domain movie
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thing's with a checkmark are used up I think
Oreo1369: I'm a big eggs and biscuits and gravy fan
I_Am_Clockwork: this circle goes in the square hole
Mr_Horrible: RIP to a reel one
kirbytronic: Absently, I hope Jacob finds himself tied to a chair for Lets Nope one day.
kirbytronic: We're not trying to distract you, Adam
serramarkov: I made it!
Obos_TAB: i think theres another reel in the back corner?
Oreo1369: Do either of you like oatmeal
Obos_TAB: but i mighta been wrong
Gascitygaming: soundtrack was a banger for that
saucemaster5000: I miss SSX
ThorSokar: Mutant League Football
MilkInBags: Let’s go on instagram for reels
Gascitygaming: Def Jam Vendetta thoo........
GhostValv: D:
Lysander_salamander: I've never played Dino Crisis but heard that it was good.
Seth_Erickson: Backyard Baseball was a game I really enjoyed and probably the first game I ever played on a pc
korvys: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #4824: "Classic Nightbook" —Adam, repeatedly [2018-03-20]
jetpixi: oOoOoOo
Pharmacistjudge: he would and will
kirbytronic: Better than the time I got timed out in Wheeler's stream for apologizing too much
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kirbytronic Either it would be for a game where the story is really good or for the most contrived nonsense possible
MilkInBags: Hey remember diablo 4?
Bearudite: Roller Coaster Tycoon
jetpixi:
@MilkInBags
I_Am_Clockwork: all the backyard sports game
Dalrint: Dino Crisis...doesn't hold up great. But I still love it
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @MilkInBags no
Obos_TAB: River City Ransom was one of my favorite NES games
saucemaster5000: Fond memories of Hotseating Fantasy Empoires
Gascitygaming: Yeah, new PoE season in like a week
Seth_Erickson: people still play that game it's good but BG3 is eating up all my time
SquareDotCube: maybe we should have a stream or two of just exploring old sports games that aren't FIFA or Madden
Oreo1369: What was some of your fav shows from when you were a kid
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Mr_Horrible: I liked the campaign pretty well, but s1 just ain't doin' it for me
BearRavenson: River City Ransom is all time NES. I still play through that once a year.
BrowneePoints: It's perfectly fine just having some of those typical arpg launch balancing issues
MilkInBags: @ghostofjeffgoldblum thank you it’s very generous
gundamschwing: OG Killer Instinct or Primal Rage?
Gekyouryuu: the save room was downstairs, to the side of the front desk
saucemaster5000: Oh right I haven't been paying attention to the game for like an hour
jetpixi: fuck inventory management. there. i said it.
I_Am_Clockwork: because this is a Resident Evil clone
Seth_Erickson: that's how you get good reviews on Steam Ben
shendaras: Isn't it required for a horror game?
e_bloc: thats what makes it a horror ame
MilkInBags: Inventory management sucks
Gildan_Bladeborn: I want to know who game developers are asking, that they apparently think gamers love inventory management.
Oreo1369: What if subtitle
Obos_TAB: I think I asked this before but did lets nope ever do eternal darkness, or is that not spoopy enough anymore?
kirbytronic: I loved backyard baseball. I also remember a baseball game years ago where you could, like, catch fire? And fight the pitcher if they hit you
DaVeganPolice:
Seth_Erickson: Inventory management makes the degenerate gamers come crawling out of the woodwork
Gascitygaming: NES classic robot baseball game Base Wars!
crono3453: Damn do you collect pogs, because your hand is a slammer
Obos_TAB: Base Warsssss
Oreo1369: What are you gonna WAM Adam
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MilkInBags: Big whammer to slap big dumpers
Makrosian_Tae: The skill on this man
couchboyj: The devs got the idea for taping up the puppets when Serge and Funko "convinced" them to add inventory management to the game
saucemaster5000: You know what sucked? Smash T.V.
Oreo1369: Fugly frog
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Jovh11: "What if we made the 'grab every grocery bag from the trunk' lifestyle a game mechanic" - Inventory management believers
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Andymonium: yargle?
EikoandMog: I kinda love him.
kirbytronic: I don't... hate inventory management at times, but it's certainly a downside 99% of the time
Thefluffiestguineapig: Her name is Goblet
HadesLeprechaun: grenade
Makrosian_Tae: Grenade
Spacepup: I liked the Smash TV custom games in warcraft 3 more than the original game.
CaptainSpam: Smash TV, the functional sequel to Robotron.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Genade
Mr_Horrible:
the irony is that that's literally what every gamer already wants to do Jovh11 and what a management system wants to dissuade
BrowneePoints: Sunset. fucking. Riders
Oreo1369: Blow it up from the inside out
Gekyouryuu: save room is downstairs, ben. it's a room to the side of the front desk
jetpixi: hopefully you never need stealth in this game lol
BrowneePoints: I played the SHIT out of it
Mr_Horrible:
that's pretty good
ThorSokar: I can hear my Dad screaming "STOP STOMPING AROUND"
Jovh11: @Mr_Horrible Loot gremlin isn't just my lifestyle its a personality
Gascitygaming: we're probably wearing steel toes to be fair
Oreo1369: Yeah
Oreo1369: Gremlin is a way of life
jetpixi: lol i thought you said "whippits" not "weapons" and i was confused
Endrion: The save rooms weren't marked originally but they are now, after a patch. They're the room with the little heart/wrench icon.
Mr_Horrible:
oh wow I just noticed Gordon's icon on the map
Mister_BlueSky: I remember in Fallout 4 getting the perk that let you fast travel while overencumbered, so I'd just clear out a building, then run back through and grab EVERYTHING and bounce.
Mr_Horrible: very "I don't get paid enough for this shit"
jetpixi: Mothafuckin' Studios
BorealMage: You only stomp that hard if your whole shoe is made of steel
Oreo1369: Or you're trying to get snow off
Mr_Horrible: when you have to rushdown
BorealMage: @Oreo1369 Ooh, yeah, yep
Seth_Erickson: do we need the wire cutters
Endrion: IF the item has a checkmark then you've used it for what it was meant for
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes
Ahryk_VT: I think the check mark means done
MilkInBags: Check marks mean you paid $8
jetpixi:
@MilkInBags
Seagulyus: @MilkInBags two checkmarks means you pay 5 dollars on tumblr
tod_vom_himmel: i cant believe they stuck with this game for so long it seems really...uncreative?
EldarLuin: Now Ben is spoiled with the Auto-sort from RE4
Mr_Horrible: oh god the *stash* is limited too?
Oreo1369: Auto sort is what we need iTL
Mr_Horrible:
I gotta draw the line there
Oreo1369: IRL
TemporallyAwry: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:52:27.
Obos_TAB: So of the 4 revealed Project L's, what are your two teams, and/or your co-op team?
Mr_Horrible: I'm an apologist but I've got to have standards
Haroldholmes25: very good stream
Mr_Horrible: Competent Game To Goof To
Seth_Erickson: It spooked you once or twice
Mr_Horrible: the classic
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's a fun game to watch fun people plan
Seth_Erickson: that's more than most games can say
Oreo1369: Would a IRL auto-sort help you ben/adam
DrLigmaPhD: Life's too short not to play S-Tier
Mr_Horrible: Gordon's inexorable pull to watch the ceiling
Obos_TAB: Thanks guys
kirbytronic: Ben, did you ever play Prey?
Gascitygaming: i'd rather an IRL ctrl F
Mr_Horrible: I want them to surprise me with like Rek'sai or something
MilkInBags: Have a nice evening :3
Oreo1369: But what if broke
jetpixi: toodle-loo
kirbytronic: Goodnight boys
EikoandMog: Ben.
Pharmacistjudge: Yoda?
DrLigmaPhD: I'd fuck Gonzo
TemporallyAwry:
Tim Curry
jetpixi: Beaker
ThorSokar: Sweedish Chef
Oreo1369: Cookie monster
Laserbeaks_Fury: Rolf
Gascitygaming: Micheal Cain
InquisitorGaia: Animal
Blakemcm: wakka wakka
Gildan_Bladeborn: 100% Swedish Chef.
Oreo1369: Pog
shendaras: Will it happen? Find out!
Mr_Horrible: the table just crumbles
Seth_Erickson: We'll be deleting all fozzie bear answers
Mr_Horrible: Classic Paul
kirbytronic: Adam'll just take out whoever's supposed to be working tech, you'll never know since they're not in the same room anymore
Oreo1369: Paul is the Sargent
Orxolon: so,the world ends tomorrow huh?
shendaras:
jetpixi: awww make a syllabus!
Oreo1369: You can do it adam
DrLigmaPhD: Lesson Plan: Suck Less
Blakemcm: dhalsim mirror match
Mr_Horrible: lesson plan: "Okay so say some guy is talkin' to ya fly girl-"
Seth_Erickson: Beast Mode Baby!
Oreo1369: Da woods
jetpixi: i'll be in the heat
Orxolon: will the Oki Oki fight club continue with Marvel vs Capcom Street Fighter 3 etc?
Juliamon: !ppr
FarleyF: !ppr
kirbytronic: I hope not the 24th, I think Ben has plans that day
Oreo1369: The hell why so soon
Pharmacistjudge: 26th for sure
NotCainNorAbel: no deck tech?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: a peeper
Pharmacistjudge: jumbocommander
InquisitorGaia: Jfc thats soooo soon
Pharmacistjudge: chris mooney
Oreo1369: Pog
GhostofJeffGoldblum: a JUMBO commander? in this economy?
DrLigmaPhD: 28th would be my birthday so it'd be great if y'all would rewrite your whole schedule for me
kirbytronic: I look forward to seeing you in a Spirit Halloween Elsa costume
Oreo1369: Have a great night Boys
TheAinMAP:
Mr_Horrible: oh my
Mr_Horrible: blush emoji
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ThorSokar: it is quite loud, yes
MilkInBags: :3
Oreo1369: You both always brighten up my mood, genuinely thank you for all you do
Makrosian_Tae: You're the best, guys!
Seth_Erickson:
MilkInBags: 93 stonks
Mr_Horrible: da bits da bits etc
Dog_of_Myth:
Makrosian_Tae: da bits
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Makrosian_Tae: Thanks for the stream!
ThorSokar: We're goin to QUIZNOS!
Mr_Horrible:
Mr_Horrible: the Mamma Mia Hands
MegaDosX: Tik Toks can kick rocks
jetpixi: that's Arby's money!
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
KWardJenx: Thank you!!
MilkInBags: Let’s go to fucking eh
Orxolon: g night!
Mr_Horrible: thanks for the stream, lads
Makrosian_Tae: You're the best!
Oreo1369: I wish you the best you wonderful boys
camille7_ttv: baller stream
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks for the stream!
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
Oreo1369: Bye bye
camille7_ttv: is there any other streams tonight?
Juliamon: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham and Alex are prepared... are you? It's Garbage Day!) at Wed 10:00 AM PDT (13:57 from now).
Juliamon: !schedule
camille7_ttv: mb thanks
Juliamon: and now back to being jealous of my sister who's taking a mini-vacation in NYC to see a bunch of Broadway shows
tod_vom_himmel: psh whats broadway got that youtube dont
TemporallyAwry: Better quality advertisements for one.
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