Bad Game O'Clock || WATCH+PLAY

 TehAmelie: clearly, your computer knows
 Didero: Oh, thanks for the !next, I would've missed the stream otherwise. Yay live garbage!
 Didero: Also, good evening!
 Sorator13: ahoy!
 TehAmelie: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time:  9:51 AM
 TehAmelie: a W+P in the morning, eh
 TehAmelie: at a time when reasonable people have gone to bed
Gizmoloid: my computer having OPINIONS on whe my favourite stream should start is not how imagined the machine uprising to be XD
DoodlestheGreat: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham and Alex are prepared... are you? It's Garbage Day!) at Wed 10:00 AM PDT (7m from now).
 TehAmelie: i have been mainlining Stray Gods all day. such computer
DoodlestheGreat: Huh. I came buy to see what was planned and arrived just in time for the reschedule. #lifeslittlevictories
  Sarah_Serinde: I want to play Stray Gods but it's going to have to wait a few weeks until I'm finished this DB project
Creideiki_SE: I'm swapping disks on my desktop computer. I wonder if watching garbage day on the laptop right next to it will have a positive or negative effect on the proceedings.
 TehAmelie: it would seem like an extremely basic game on a techical level, but then, it's got bugs. some very annoying gamepad functionality bugs when you run the game all day
DoodlestheGreat: "Straighten up and fly right or we'll install this crap on YOU."
 accountmadeforants: @Creideiki_SE W+P will shlorp up all the extra garbage on your hard drive (and/or infect it with Russian malware)
 accountmadeforants: And yeah, I figured I'd !next, because I was also surprised by the new time.
  TXC2: TITLE CHANGE
  TXC2: also hello everybody
 NewtyNewts: Let's ready for the garbo!
 TehAmelie: it's a solid game when you only have to reboot it to get the gamepad to work, but still
 NightValien28: garbo time!!!
 TehAmelie: oh, we're doing garbage are we https://i.imgur.com/zjQ7NdV.jpg
 Pteraspidomorphi: Such european friendly hours
 Didero: @TehAmelie There was also a bug on launch that wiped your first savegame, but that's at least fixed. Still, good to know I should probably wait a few patches before playing, thanks
 NewtyNewts: @TehAmelie ...TOS?
  TXC2: TehAmelie  filth!
 TehAmelie: discovery channel rules, baby
 NewtyNewts: it's f***ing garbage!
 TehAmelie: you can watch lions mating all day, and garbage bins too apparently
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham and Alex are prepared... are you? It's Garbage Day!) at Wed 10:00 AM PDT (2s from now).
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So close!!
 beowuuf: ?
 NewtyNewts: Off by one and another one
 beowuuf: early W&P?
Gizmoloid: @pteraspidomorphi I finally get to see garbage at a reasonable time. What a treat!
  TXC2: the classic off by two...wait
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Was there a game last time they were going to come back to?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Or am I remembering that wrong?
DoodlestheGreat: @beowuuf Graham has a meeting at the normal time.
 beowuuf: aah, cool, cheers
  TXC2: memories don't form during W+P for safety reasons
 TehAmelie: there's like, five ganes W+P could get back to
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Gizmoloid I see the useless responses from employers who won't hire me but won't give feedback all the time, so nice it's happy garbage at least
 TehAmelie: games, too
 Nigouki: WASH+PREY
DoodlestheGreat: He literally realized it last night at the end of Jackbox. >_<
 TemporallyAwry: !soon
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie There was one last time Graham thought would be short and ended up being good goof fodder
  TXC2: Nigouki  scrub against the devil
 TemporallyAwry: @DoodlestheGreat That wasn't last night 
Gizmoloid: was the last "worthy of revisiting" game a straight up RE7 ripoff?
 beowuuf: i still need to get back to see jackbox... won't be tonight thought 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 You know in my soap they scrub off the devil
BrookJustBones: I'm hoping for the games from Grahams Olympic mascots videos honestly
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrookJustBones Oh that looked awful
TheAinMAP: Signal.
  TXC2: CONTACT
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Very epic start today
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 TehAmelie: 
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  TXC2: oh Road quest instead, ok
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Gizmoloid: GARBAGE TIME!
Spluuga: garbage?
 KBKarma: I blew my resub message yesterday. Ach weel.
 TehAmelie: the road quest music seems kind of off here <_<
 electra310: GARBAGE DAY!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 I would be ok with a RQ2 secret announce during W+P
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vokayregrebniew: GARBAGE DAY1!
  TXC2: KBKarma  
 Gekyouryuu: Well, this is earlier than expected
  TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig  same
bjorlamn: God, I would give anything for road quest season 2
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 beowuuf: @TehAmelie twitch glitch leading to buffering?
 accountmadeforants: @Didero Whenever Twitch tells me a VOD's too old to watch, I just call it a loss and move on 
 CastleOtranto: Haven't been able to catch one of these live in a hot minute
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 KBKarma: This music reminds me that I need to finish watching Road Quest with a friend. It's my third time watching it, and his first.
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compuNIC: garbage... DAY?
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 NorthstarTex: Gotta love a good garbage day 
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 CururuGuasu: Intended for certain audiences? That’s me!
 Featherweight_: I’m here to watch play. Pls.
 beowuuf: oof, this is buffering bad for me and can't tell if it's me or not 
 Gekyouryuu: Hi, featherweight
 Didero: @accountmadeforants I've moved away from skirting the VOD deletion date, I'm now like 2 weeks away from it 
  TXC2: hello Featherweight_  welcome
  TXC2: beowuuf  seems fine here, sorry
 Didero: @beowuuf Seems to work fine for me
 Thefluffiestguineapig: At the first break I do need to take my garbage down to the dumpster, good reminder!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Seems fine
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 MikoKisai: @beowuuf sometimes just pausing and unpausing can fix those things
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also hi featherweight, I have a poster of your art on my wall
 TehAmelie: the garbage, it's garbaging so hard https://i.imgur.com/zjQ7NdV.jpg
 Gekyouryuu: It's stuttering a tiny bit on my end, but no full buffering yet
 beowuuf: @MikoKisai i mean it keeps doing it, nothing else is loading  oh well 
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Well, I can get a couple minutes of W&P before I go to lunch.
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 jolly6100: yeah games may god 
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 Drasvin: I didn't know that Watch & Play was going to be early today.
3PlayerPolitics: oh boy live watch n play!
Gizmoloid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78sWq2JCauU
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @beowuuf Maybe restart the browser?
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SmashTCG: Oh, love me some garbage nonsense
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 Diabore: love some garbage day
Gizmoloid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Krc3XbHf_4k seems fitting
 Caffine1138: *jams out to BGC, urge to rewatch roadquest rising*
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 sporkraptor: the intro to this song sounds like the intro to Queen's "Gimmie The Prize" or whatever the title is of it, the Highlander song
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 TehAmelie: i'm boiling a crapload of spagetti  as we speak. seems very Watch and Play
 GreatWahooney: hot dang I expected this an hour from now
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 sporkraptor: I want to see the start at least before I have to go AFK to run errands (before it gets too aggravatingly warm here  )
josh___something: meowdy gamers
 TehAmelie: hot wet pasta, with some soy sauce, sweet chili sauce and cheese. the kind of food W+P would die for
  TXC2: hello josh___something  welcome
vogon_poet: Time to peak some microphones! 
 aliceduckwhisper:   
Meecespieces: Oh heck yes, garbage day!
 brieandbacon: !bgc
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  TXC2: Here we GO!
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: It's garbage dayyyy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh man
 TehAmelie: !yay
  LRRbot: Yaaaaaaaay...
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 KBKarma: Gods, Graham's beard in the intro.
 BraveOthello: !advice
  LRRbot: That's the bad smell.
 Didero: And now to spend two hours reminding myself that this is not, in fact, a VOD 
3PlayerPolitics: yaaaayyy
 KBKarma: Hi Watch! Hi Play!
 Pteraspidomorphi: Hello watch, hello play
 Didero: Hi Graham and Alex!
 Genie_M: Never saw a watch and play live
  TXC2: Hello Graham and Alex
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hello!
 TehAmelie: greetings
 NightValien28: I love this intro so much
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 ClodiumSoride: Garbage comes early today!
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 WearingCats_CwC: hoi 
 RocknGrohlNerd: a wild alex and graham
TheAinMAP: Hello.
 Earthenone: the "intended for certain audiences" is a great message for this show
 Thefluffiestguineapig: An Alex not clothed in Nick Cage faces
 KBKarma: @Pteraspidomorphi Same braincell!
 NightValien28: what up G and A
 Pteraspidomorphi: Yup 
 Didero: Crowd-sourced madness
 MikoKisai: @Earthenone specifically non-cardiac people
 GreatWahooney: an exceptionally euro-friendly time slot. neat!
  TXC2: BRANDING!
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 MrMashadar: Oh! The joyous day of garbage is upon us!
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  TXC2: !patreon
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 Genie_M: EU says hi!
 NorthstarTex: I remember prayer warriors...it was a time
  TXC2: hello RocknGrohlNerd  welcome
racoonius: Yay 1st time watching live
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 Atomic_Marshmallow: An early garbage day!!!
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 TehAmelie: stand against the devil!
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 accountmadeforants: Also because Wizards has trademarked the ampersand :B
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 KBKarma: @Thefluffiestguineapig He doesn't want to oversaturate our minds with the glory.
  Sarah_Serinde: I should rewatch the Prayer Warriors stream some day
Meltalar: It early!
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 MrTheWalrus: Happy garbage day, friends.
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feargalm19913: i love that this room setup has followed you guys between moonbases for so long *joke*
t3h_f1gm3nt: @Sarah_Serinde i watch it at least once a year. it's still a delight
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Good start
 sporkraptor: yay! omg wtf
 Didero: (Formerly known as Waste Twitter)
 Pteraspidomorphi: Oh, Elon made a videogame?
 Earthenone: !findquote waste
  LRRbot: Quote #583: "I'm wasting cards, err tokens, err tickets! Whatever they're called in this game!" —Cameron [2015-08-12]
 MoxCubitZirconium: oooooo boy....
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is that medical scans
SquidVorb: Graphic design is my passion
 WearingCats_CwC: As opposed to what?
 NorthstarTex: what the...
  Sarah_Serinde: @t3h_f1gm3nt I'm not sure I've actually watched it since I saw it live. But it sure was an Experience 
t3h_f1gm3nt: oh honey
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
3PlayerPolitics: oh nooo
racoonius: How donyou find these games???
ArrestedHouse: oh boy
NimrodXIV: good start
 WearingCats_CwC: um
 Darleysam: starting GOOD with that SteamVR popup 
 Astra7525: Starting strong I see
 GreatWahooney: dayum
 KBKarma: Oh, I hates it already.
TheAinMAP: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is difficult on the eyes
 jolly6100: oh hony no
ShiyokoCL: yup, gonna be good
baker081186: Oh no
  TXC2: oh no it's Covid-chan isn't it?
 paronomasiac042: oh *yes*
 baltimore_667083: what the cinnamon toast fuck is this
 Rhynerd: We sure are starting!
DoodlestheGreat: Oh, WE EATIN' GOOD TODAY!
 KBKarma: OH I HATES IT MORE.
 sporkraptor: uuuuhhhhhh
 pn55: Off to a good start!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
 ClodiumSoride: Catch you later in the VOD!
t3h_f1gm3nt: 
 YeetTheRich_: ??
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 PsychoI3oy: wow
 NorthstarTex: so wee
 MoxCubitZirconium: LMAO!!!
 TheDangerWaffle: Ohhh gracious
 WearingCats_CwC: oh
 electra310: I am so excited for this trash
 TehAmelie: now to download some C++ libraries
baker081186: Hahahahaha
Stratavarius: Starting off strong
 sporkraptor: you are: an ant
t3h_f1gm3nt: she so smol!
 MrQBear: Oh. Oh no.
 accountmadeforants: this is truly video games
 PsychoI3oy: 0 to WTF in 45s
Gizmoloid: 1ST
 NightValien28: JESUS
  TXC2: so smol!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: She is so wee
 brieandbacon: So smol!
 MrTheWalrus: Well, this is off to A Start.
SquidVorb: 8 minutes in and we're already off
 NightValien28: this is starting too strong
 MoxCubitZirconium: Teeny tiny waifu
 KBKarma: IS THIS A VIDEO GAME FOR ANTS?!
 Hangedman: i *think* this is an overworld map
 Rhynerd: Is this a race?
 TheDangerWaffle: Sooo teeny!
 iris_of_ether:   
 LordZarano: "To Waste X one must practice; avoiding, jumping, and fighting deadly viruses that wish to get close to your host, reproduce, & end you."
 Thefluffiestguineapig: She is a perfect size to use Alex's prop crates
 Pteraspidomorphi: HAHAHA
 KBKarma: VERY THIN.
selarom: Off to a good start
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
 MrQBear: OH! Oh No!
 MikoKisai: tall gorl
 TheDangerWaffle: WAH!
Gizmoloid: how
Spluuga: oh noo
 sporkraptor: uuummmmmmmm
 Earthenone: !findquote katana
  LRRbot: Quote #254: "Cameron *does* drop a sweet katana. Out of his butt. Julie put it there." —Cameron and Alex [2015-05-08]
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What is this weapon
3PlayerPolitics: LMAO
  TXC2: in GLORIUS 4:3
baker081186: Yeeeeeeesh
 GhostValv: oh no~
 Didero: "you look slim today"
DoodlestheGreat: Sword envy.
 Anaerin: Suddenly aspect ratio...
 NightValien28: STRETCH
 pn55: Hello aspect ratio
 Rhynerd: Narrow
t3h_f1gm3nt: fucking god dammit
 NorthstarTex: wtf!?
 Pteraspidomorphi: The camera
 iris_of_ether: !clip
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 MrTheWalrus: Ma’am.
 jolly6100: wait what
 WearingCats_CwC: Why is everything so longue?
 NewtyNewts: This uh, model...
 TehAmelie: is this some squeezed widescreen?
averythetiger: Damn she T H I N N though
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Did she just hit maximum stretch?
Gizmoloid: how do they keep getting worse? And so fast!
jimsmithkka: did you find some shovelware
 GhostValv: T
 betweenmyself: Fishing pole…  Is she the new Big the Cat?
  TXC2: TO THE MOON!
 KBKarma: "Double" jump?
 GenericHerooo: Hi, everyone!    
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey, it's not T pose
t3h_f1gm3nt: she had to return to her home planet
DoodlestheGreat: My planet needs me!
 Ladyrhea: 
 Melfina__: uhhh
 pn55: Wheeeeee!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is Alex even controlling this???
 accountmadeforants: Listen, it was this or pillarboxing the poor girl
JerryEris: Good start
ArrestedHouse: oh she's got a grab animation that's nice
 NorthstarTex: this is...amazing.
 NojhLivic: Hey everybody how's i.... whoa. I see we're getting high today
  TXC2: hello GenericHerooo  welcome
 Didero: You know how most games have too low a jump? Problem solved!
 baltimore_667083: roblox gravity coil be like:
 KBKarma: OOPS.
 CastleOtranto: GOTY for sure
 NightValien28: A S C E N D
 Drasvin: T pose jump
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Did the jump make you fall through the world?
 KBKarma: SUBOCEAN?
 MrQBear: Damage Boosting!
 Rhynerd: and we have a double jump too?
Gizmoloid: ooh, damage!
 Didero: Stone skipping taken to a new level
 TehAmelie: somewhere, Jason Welge itches
Meltalar: All women jump that way
 GenericHerooo: @txc2 n.n
DoodlestheGreat: Sub ocean in seconds!
 cgwonder: Your jump looks like you are being lifted into the air by the invisible hand of god
Mindfire13: What a great start
 KBKarma: THERE IT IS!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I think Subocean seems very close but might be difficult
Meltalar: To the ocean
 betweenmyself: “I must return to my home planet.  My people need me.”
 TheDangerWaffle: Please yes
 Genie_M: Losing HP
  Khalahd: Well, that was quick
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 blip2004: lost my job today, but this is making it a bit better
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 MikoKisai: awfully early subocean
baker081186: Wtf
t3h_f1gm3nt: early start to subocean ratio today LuL
 sporkraptor: goodbye
 Thefluffiestguineapig: THIS IS EPIC
 WearingCats_CwC: Good start
 PsychoI3oy: not sub-ocean.... left ocean?
jimsmithkka: I MUST GO MY PEOPLE NEED ME
 SpacePotato01: really going zero to 60 in a minute
 NorthstarTex: so close
 Robot_Bones: Is this genshin impact?
 NewtyNewts: Do we have a shot at sub-subocean?!
 electra310: Goodbye, my people need me!
nevermore913: This game is amazing
 NojhLivic: It's a damage field instead of a death field. That's actually interesting.
 iris_of_ether: God I needed this this morning
 Anaerin: Looks like you're bouncing off the kill plane.
 GreatWahooney: is this a zero to subocean record?
 MoxCubitZirconium: Is this a record?!
 Melfina__: This is a strong start for  day
 NightValien28: this genshin impact update is great
 Bassios: I have... DEFINITELY missed something
 Alness49: We got full W+P pretty fast here
 KBKarma: Goodbye!
baker081186: How far will she go
 NorthstarTex: FREEDOM!
 ArcOfTheConclave: time to sub ocean like 2 mins
 NewtyNewts: Yup, sub-subocean!
ArrestedHouse: 
 MikoKisai: we fell outside the damage field
 PsychoI3oy: we win
 TehAmelie: well that was quick
 Rhynerd: Freedom
TheAinMAP: 
 Didero: Is there no sound in the game?
Gizmoloid: escaped the kill field!
 dormouss: I wish we could bottle Alex's joy for later when joy is missing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is Alex controlling or was she autojumping
3PlayerPolitics:  
 GhostValv: 
  TXC2: not even 15 mins in
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: HyperGravity
Meltalar: We went under the DMG Field
 KBKarma: The sword is twice her height.
 bytecaster: subocean%
 Earthenone: you have to wake up pretty early to see the subocean
 WearingCats_CwC: It's backwards
Koios7: 
 GreatWahooney: #speedrunstrats
 KBKarma: Oh, don't do that!
 RocknGrohlNerd: more of a toothpick than a sword
  Khalahd: She has the blade towards HERSELF? Is she Kenshin?
 sporkraptor: I think you did win the game already
 TheDangerWaffle: Wowwwww I’m impressed
 Gekyouryuu: Submit this to a speedrun record site for W+P any%
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Her one handing that sword with that balance is impresive
 accountmadeforants: Imagine it's got incredible autosaves and now you're stuck forever
 TehAmelie: is that sword growing every frame?
 CodeIndigo: and most of the width of her body too
 sporkraptor: it's a good thing she isn't *holding* the sword, just has it glued to her hand
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Why is the initial view not even remotely the level?
 KBKarma: OH NO.
 accountmadeforants: 
 KBKarma: NO PLEASE.
  TXC2: oh my
warboss5: Good morning everybody what is going on in her... What the fuck?!?
 Didero: Planet Of The BASS
 brieandbacon: Dank
 LurkerSpine: This kinda rips
 RocknGrohlNerd: woop woop intensifies
 cgwonder: This is worse
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh no
 Genie_M: It fits
 elah806: HYPERPOP MASTERPIECE
SquidVorb: Unfortunately
 pn55: We can indeed
 accountmadeforants: Oh yes, we can hear that
 RealGamerCow: No, that's a good volume
 KBKarma: Unfortunately, yes.
selarom: Oh boy...
Spluuga: aww yeahh
 Earthenone: is it brave new faves already?
Haroldholmes25: this is much worse
 electra310: Please no louder
t3h_f1gm3nt: we can. please dont turn it up any more
ThorSokar: Is this a Merzbo?
 Alness49: Sound Effects is doing a lot of work for this
 Rhynerd: We can
nova_plushie: is that an oreo?
 arcaneIllumination: We can hear it
 Anaerin: Oh yes, we can hear that.
 WearingCats_CwC: Well it's...sound
 baltimore_667083: why are there floating oreos...
 MrTheWalrus: I regret to confirm we can hear it.
 dormouss: Dot matrix printer
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I can hear it and oh boy is it a Choice
 GreatWahooney: them some dank beats
 TheDangerWaffle: Are those Oreos?
 KV1NN4: i cna't avboid hearing it
 Bassios: I wish we couldn't, but yes
Gizmoloid: oh, it's audible alright. and that's enough
 MikoKisai: that is *technically* sound, I guess
 electra310: We'll be good, don't turn the sound up higher, please
 RocknGrohlNerd: viruses are just vibin
 ekimekim: I...I feel like the jank is *intended* here. Is this Art?
 DaniellNaruta: Are those Oreos?
Gizmoloid: XD
 RealGamerCow: Someone PAID to put this on the steam store
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Why is ehs phasing through the ground?
 betazed15: This makes me so happy...I needed a watch and play today. But why is she moving like a blow up doll?
 Astra7525: If that's Eris we're fucked
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is she attacking cells?
 NewtyNewts: So it's not just the music doing static shock damage...
 WearingCats_CwC: Apparently the new thing is the Eris strain
 KBKarma: There is absolutely no feedback from the "enemies"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Are those infection things we are defeating?
 Hangedman: love that free japanese roof model
  Khalahd: They used roof corners as ramps?
 MikoKisai: There is precisely one review for this game: "I beat the entire game in under 10 minutes. It is a corona virus-based earrape simulator."
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, the CDC sometimes runs into weird options for naming things
 Didero: This is what playing games on a computer that's too fast used to be like
 bo_brinkman: Naming a disease "Eris" seems like tempting fate.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
warboss5: Don't get me wrong, I'm happy to see Shadowheart getting more work now that Baldur's Gate 3 has taken off like crazy, but I do hope she doesn't need money THIS badly
 TheMerricat: From the store page description chat: "To Waste X one must practice; avoiding, jumping, and fighting deadly viruses that wish to get close to your host, reproduce, & end you."
 Brozard: This is the final battle of Neon White
t3h_f1gm3nt: the negazone!
 TheDangerWaffle: What
 Decaped: you found the chaos emerald
 Didero: Nega Zone!
 Melfina__: wat
 KBKarma: I think that's an enemy?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Shadow Realm confirmed
 NojhLivic: Is that floor transparent?
 NewtyNewts: Is this... the Second Coming of Prayer Warriors?
 sophieghost: The shadow dimension
 accountmadeforants: Finally, a sequel to L.S.D. from the PSX
  TXC2: very prayer warriors now
Talin06: that was a shard of the master emerald
 elah806: no okay this is aesthetic sorry but it's true
 TehAmelie: i really think her sword grows every animation cycle or something
SmashTCG: Someone... made this
 sporkraptor: what this is is *not* a functional game
 NightValien28: the negaverse
 Thefluffiestguineapig: When did we get Electricity powers
 betazed15: Uuummmm...a weird suction cup monster?
 KBKarma: Graham, how much did you pay for that? Because I think it was too much.
 Pteraspidomorphi: Is this a biting critique of the state of the videogame industry in 2023?
 Bassios: What in the great blue fuck is going on
 TheMerricat: "2 levels before a GIANT boss fight. Run away from Germs! Fight with your sword! Overcome and Jump on Platforms! Find the Magic Crystal! Get through checkpoints safely! Reach the end & whack the Wood to return to the Arc overworld."
 jolly6100: copy past with miss click
 Genie_M: They probably want to express something
  Khalahd: I think you got squished
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheMerricat I was right, those things are cells
 BraveOthello: It's like every number in the code was multiplied by a random value
 Sorator13: of all the garbage we've seen, this is certainly some of it
 TheMerricat: @KBKarma Steam page lists this as $2.99
mizzytastic: this is utterly incoherent
 Hangedman: does the store description offer any insights
 Rhynerd: Waste X
 KBKarma: @TheMerricat As I said: too much.
 CodeIndigo: this is what i saw when i had the absolute worst fever nightmare during covid
 NewtyNewts: Now we're in suction cup hell
 Izandai: i c
 Thefluffiestguineapig: But why on any level or decision making is this fighting germs in a random asset field???
 KBKarma: It's a waste. X.
 TheMerricat: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1385750/Waste_X/
selarom: inside you there is an anime woman...
 Earthenone: is the woman with a giant sword moderna or phizer?
 TheAwkes: This is significantly below shovelware. What do we call that? Dumptruckware?
 electra310: Did we pay money for this?
 paronomasiac042: and this game is being sold? for money?
 NojhLivic: That's wack yo
  TXC2: TOS
 Izandai: 
 Gekyouryuu: The Osmosis Jones reboot is WILD
 NewtyNewts: 0/41 somethings
 Darleysam: wigidy wack?
 loufghyslaufey: Stark!
 Didero: we gotta go back, we didn't get all the gems
 NorthstarTex: ok, legit I thought fighting viruses was more of a RTS in the body
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Now cinematic??
 TheDangerWaffle: OH MY
josh___something: You heard what the game said, get to it!
 RocknGrohlNerd: can I? whack to end level?
 loufghyslaufey: What do meme,  !?
 WearingCats_CwC: If you're such a massive weeb that your white blood cells are ninja elf princesses
 Zakaw: "She needs to be thinner"
warboss5: Oh sure, the SIGN has collision physics, but why would you give them to the enemies?
 betazed15: I'm never going to complain about destiny 2's jump mechanics again...
  TXC2: like they do in crash bandicoot
 loufghyslaufey: What does that mean!? Lawl!!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this like that game where the surgeon gets tiny to defeat smoking related things before the smoking industry silences him?
 TehAmelie: you know Elon Musk now owns the letter X
 KBKarma: I thought Checkpoint was ever on a Thursday?
3cbb: shades of lady dimitrescu
 Didero: From the Steam description: "This is a game that's hoping to be culturally relevant amongst these dark times."
 mwlsn: very texture, much material, wow
 loufghyslaufey: Can addquote found where?
 accountmadeforants: Honestly, parking assets is a time-honoured game dev tradition
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And most devs don't even give them a pack of cards
 KBKarma: @Didero And failing.
 betweenmyself: If a scientist tried to make this lady in the real world he would be arrested for crimes against humanity.  “I like to stretch them…”
 TheMerricat: So chat... the dev for this game? "James", so this is legitimately a #blamejames moment. 
 KBKarma: Oh wow!
 Didero: @KBKarma It's already shaping up to be a classic W+P game though, which is close enough 
 Izandai: BIGG BAD BOSS
 NorthstarTex: Bigg!?
 TheDangerWaffle: BIGGGGGGG
 electra310: Really I blame ourselves
 NewtyNewts: Already at the end game.
  TXC2: with two gs you say?
 Alness49: Bigg and thicc
 sophieghost: What a surprise!
 GreatWahooney: slightly upset it's not bigg badd boss
 Pteraspidomorphi: Must be the delta variant
 malsareus: so uh, what exactly are thse moves?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Still don't know why the electric powers
 TheThromborax: is...is she 2D or 3D?
CAKHost: Bobox?
 CodeIndigo: @TheThromborax yes
 TheThromborax: oh no
 MrTheWalrus: Finally found something with a health bar at least.
 RocknGrohlNerd: biggus virus...
 KBKarma: @Thefluffiestguineapig DRAMATIC!
 WearingCats_CwC: It's bigg?
 sporkraptor: is it just me or is the W&P video pixelating harder and harder?
 MrQBear: dare I ask.. how much was this?
 Rhynerd: The levels are named “1st”, “2”, and “Big Bad Boss
 Bassios: @TheThromborax She has dimensions, yes
 NewtyNewts: Probably has a point rather than volume hitbox.
 Sorator13: 
 Sorator13: okay that got me
 accountmadeforants: @Rhynerd *Bigg Bad Boss
 electra310: @sporkraptor Check your settings, see if your quality is on "auto"
 KBKarma: That I think is it.
 Pteraspidomorphi: sporkraptor: The video quality seems fine here
CAKHost: I mean Bolbox
 TheThromborax: and THAT's the game, folks
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @KBKarma Like her hem lines!
 Hangedman: get juggled idiote
t3h_f1gm3nt: we win?
 LurkerSpine: according to the description, that's it
 MikoKisai: victory   
CataclysmicReverb: Game complete?
Haroldholmes25: welp that was a good speed run
 NewtyNewts: All done!
 Didero: The Steam description says there's only 2 levels and a bossfight, yeah
 TheThromborax: GG
 bytecaster: any% done
  Khalahd: U R Winrar
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup, the description said 2 levels and boss
 Genie_M: 100 percent Speedrun
 Earthenone: thats all folks
 Rhynerd: @accountmadeforants so it is
TheAinMAP: 
 WearingCats_CwC: level 1st, level 2
 GreatWahooney: congradulations
 TheDangerWaffle: Is that the whole game?
 RealGamerCow: it hurt you at one point
  TXC2: leave them wanting more 
warboss5: All joking aside, this IS a more competent response to COVID than the US had before January 2021
CAKHost: (EVO spoilers sorry folks XD)
 TheMerricat: Exactly _one_ review for this game on Steam. "I beat the entire game in under 10 minutes. It is a corona virus-based earrape simulator."
 KBKarma: Well, he's a *bad* boss, Graham.
 accountmadeforants: Now time to beat that one nega-zone bonus level you got from touching the Sims gem
 Earthenone: unless you want to play the collectathon
nova_plushie: Alex kills covid wile Graham watches not clickbait
 sporkraptor: was this game for sale with actual money?
 KBKarma: Does it have cards?
 TheThromborax: purchased with Real Canadian Dollars
 Anaerin: Also, that boss is being rendered inside out.
 malsareus: you take several assets and run them throug blender
 Pteraspidomorphi: Is this definitely Unity?
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: It's rare we beat a game on this stream
 RocknGrohlNerd: I mean there is some amount of speed and running already
 LurkerSpine: Waste X is an Action Platformer inspired by Anime, Ninjas, & the current virus plaguing our land.  Train & Practice surviving!  2 levels before a GIANT boss fight. Run away from Germs! Fight with your sword! Overcome and Jump on Platforms! Find the Magic Crystal! Get through checkpoints safely! Reach the end & whack the Wood to return to the Arc overworld.
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: This is 100% Unreal
 LurkerSpine: It's unreal
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It is not a substantial comedy prompt
 TheMerricat: This is Unreal
 Earthenone: was this game free with a shot?
 Didero: Unreal Engine, according to the Steam page
 Hangedman: the attack reminds me of EYE Divine Cybermancy
 MikoKisai: seems like Unreal
 Pteraspidomorphi: TheMerricat: Thanks
 CodeIndigo: @malsareus they ran them through A blender, not the software blender
feargalm19913: i keep thinking my speakers are dying due to the soundtrack
 KBKarma: "Whack the Wood".
 Didero: @sporkraptor $3 or €2.39
 TheThromborax: Hey, everyone remember Time Rameside? Has that had an update lately?
 Anaerin: Yup, the back "crennelations" are being rendered in front of the back.
 Simonark: The current virus plaguing the land really inspires me to find the magic crystal.
 NewtyNewts: It's those coins that were in the air
  TXC2: TheThromborax  no, that finally died
 malsareus: you must gather the chaos emeralds Alex
 sophieghost: We all had to ass the time these past 3 years
 DaniellNaruta: This is an allegory for how exposed to enough trauma we just start to accept it?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: They at least were honest about what they were selling and hos insubstantial it was
 Pteraspidomorphi: Quality.
 TheDangerWaffle: Pfft
 sporkraptor: @Didero I mean on the one hand that's not much, on the other hand any amount is arguably too much for this
 MoxCubitZirconium: VICTOLY
  Khalahd: What a wastex
 TheThromborax: @TXC2 why does that make me sad
 Didero: @sophieghost This game is a great way to ass the time, yeah 
 Earthenone: thats like 5 canuck bucks?
 TheMerricat: And this game does _not_ have trading cards, so this wasn't a money laundry scheme.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheThromborax He moved on to a garbage other game
 cgwonder: I kinda wish you'd been able to play as a teeny tiny character thout
 MrQBear: @sporkraptor I mean, I could buy 3 games off my wishlist for those 3 dollars. ' -'
 cgwonder: Though
 NewtyNewts: how
 malsareus: task manager time
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 RagnorakTres: Garbage dayyyyyy~
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 TheElrad: well what now after Alex speedran this game that was planned to take all stream?
 NightValien28: that's gonna be hard to top
 TheThromborax: @Thefluffiestguineapig has Alex played it yet?
 malsareus: bigHaxx
 GreatWahooney: time to manage some tasks
 LeonisCo: You've unleashed the waste x on your puter
 cgwonder: We're haunted now
 accountmadeforants: The game is coming from *inside the house*
 KBKarma: Turns out that wasn't the music.
 Didero: computer's haunted
 paronomasiac042: ctrl+alt+esc
 OldUncleDan: Maybe that wasn't the game music?
SniHjen: game failed to fail succesfully
 Overman27: The real virus, is the one the game installed on your pc
 TheMerricat: We hear _nothing_ if that helps you @LoadingReadyRun
 Astra7525: Is it playing music through the steam-integrated music player?
 TheDangerWaffle: Ope
 Decaped: it's the cryptominer the game installed in the background while you were playing
 Melfina__:  
CataclysmicReverb: Ah, I see.  Music was phone
Bunoc1: Haunted video game.
 TheThromborax: Oh, THE GAME was a Virus
 accountmadeforants: @TheMerricat No, I hear it
 Didero:   
 sporkraptor: the soundtrack has infected LRR
 NewtyNewts: TheMerricat are you sure, I'm hearing it
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 GreatWahooney: @TheMerricat I dunno I can hear it
 KV1NN4: uh oh
 TheElrad: ghoast music
 YeetTheRich_: cool game
 Earthenone: the ARG
 KBKarma: Restart the stream machine?
 LurkerSpine: yes
 TheMerricat: We hear something I lied.
arkham1981: its coming from inside the house!
ThorSokar: yes
 KBKarma: Oh yeah.
 TheThromborax: no
 accountmadeforants: Yes, we can hear it
 LeonisCo: Yeah can hear it
Koios7: 
 LordZarano: Yes
 sporkraptor: I can't!
 TehBrokenHart: Nope
 LurkerSpine: we can hear the music from the game
 MoxCubitZirconium: Virus!!
 elah806: Can hear
 Anaerin: Yes, barely.
 MikoKisai: I can hear it
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Very faint
Lord_nathaniel: Can hear like, static yeah
 CodeIndigo: yes, it is remarkably unpleasant
 RagnorakTres: I'm definitely hearing like a groovy synth beat
 baltimore_667083: i cant hear it
 Melfina__: yeah i can hear it
 Didero: the waste x is coming from INSIDE your MIND
 KV1NN4: can hear
 GreatWahooney: can hear
 MrTheWalrus: Yeah, I hear buzzing.
Gizmoloid: @TheThromborax last update May 2016
 Rhynerd: Very fainly
 CururuGuasu: By defeating the big virus you have allowed it to escape containment
 MikoKisai: Check under Details, maybe
 malsareus: bagground service?
 Hangedman: it may be under Processes
 KBKarma: Turns out the game was actually a vehicle for a virus!
 theawesomeonev2: What did I just walk in on
 PsychoI3oy: it stopped/
 Sudobyte: turns out it's just someone hiding behind the green screen playing it as a prank
 DaniellNaruta: They sent to sound to loop, and never told it to stop
 KBKarma: That just won't stop playing music.
jimsmithkka: wonder if it was a ransomware trojan
Koios7: yep, the sound effects are still goin
 TheMerricat: It wasn't the store page video auto playing was it?
 NightValien28: is it on the volume mixer?
 NewtyNewts: @Sudobyte Like the time Paul played with the white balance?
feargalm19913: its a computer virus they are using to demonetize your stream with their secret noise album which they will claim
 KBKarma: That's a deep question.
 iris_of_ether: I see we're getting our money's worth from this game
 baltimore_667083: hoo hoo, hoo hoo
SmashTCG: Yall are making sure your playing on a sandbox, right?
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  Music defeated
 NightValien28: that was disturbing
 NewtyNewts: who who, who who
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 laff_o_tron: Just learned intruder alarm is coming to historic, we are all gonna die.
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 TehAmelie: uunity
 KBKarma: OH NO I HATE IT.
  TXC2: Whoooooooo are you? who who who who
 Pteraspidomorphi: Already good
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Those are such tiny feet
 CodeIndigo: "ultra" doing a lot of work on this graphics setting
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also that is defintitely a delorian
 TheMerricat: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1411840/Who_Are_You/
CataclysmicReverb: Oh it's the GTA3 alley
 Earthenone: playing a dangerous game with copyright there G
 TheMerricat: "Surviving is the key point of this game, you need to act as a prisoner and escape from that place in a first-person perspective. "
 KBKarma: Turns corner, dies.
 NewtyNewts: Oh no, bobbing walk
DoodlestheGreat: Datsun Also Rises.
SniHjen: mapmakers first project
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 TheThromborax: The tearing is insane. Was this made by the guy in The Langoliers?
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 Izandai: Oh god the tearing.
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 Pteraspidomorphi: Why is there so much tearing?
 NewtyNewts: And some AWFUL vsync on it!
 TheThromborax: DING DONG
 pn55: 
 baltimore_667083: 
  TXC2: TehBrokenHart  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey, maximum generosity!
 CAKHost: @TehBrokenHart Thanks for the gift sub!
 LurkerSpine: anyone else have a bunch of screen tearing or just me?
 RocknGrohlNerd:  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
  TXC2: AVON CALLING!
 Genie_M: Good step sounds
 betazed15: That's fantastic.
 KV1NN4: sure
 accountmadeforants: I propose that as the new Sub noise 
 TheDangerWaffle: Omgggg lmao
 baltimore_667083: package for zombie, first name robert
 LeonisCo: @LurkerSpine There's a bit of tearing
 mwlsn: @LurkerSpine happening here too, I think it's the game
 KV1NN4: its such a polite little ringing noise
 RocknGrohlNerd: re-e-emix
  TXC2: damn.....the gas!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "Sir, it's doordash I need the code to drop you order
 paronomasiac042: and the john was the zombies
 Astra7525: "Damn, the gas!"
 Anaerin: Oh no, the weeds smokes.
 KBKarma: Poison gas that you voluntarily walked into.
 TheThromborax: BATTERIES
 TheThromborax: yay
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Astra7525 That whole game was a wonderful stream
 Pteraspidomorphi: Everyone's favorite mechanic
 baltimore_667083: E
 ekimekim: it's zalgo
Martizz1e: Thanks Graham, now I need to listen to zombienation again
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh no, the blateries
 NewtyNewts: Super-Zalgo font
 paronomasiac042: zalgo
 KBKarma: Oh no, Zalgo.
  TXC2: it's a font we banned in chat 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is tht E made of squshed text?
 Anaerin: Press E to interact?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also my typos are real bad
baskwalla: The font is my tears
 TheThromborax: Heiroglitchics
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Why laser?
  TXC2: lasers are cool?
 TheThromborax: god the tearing
 LurkerSpine: the scale seems way off
 Wolfstrike_NL: Are we softlocked  ?
 jacqui_lantern234: WELL WELL WELL!!! if it aint a beautiful group of wonderful friends whomst i love AGGRESSIVELY!!!!!!!!! 
  TXC2: hello jacqui_lantern234  welcome
 TheThromborax: you found the physics!
 WearingCats_CwC: Balls!
 NewtyNewts: 'Intended for certain audiences' in the upper corner!
 KBKarma: WHAT.
 Izandai: 
 accountmadeforants: 
 jacqui_lantern234: AHAHAHAHAHA
 baltimore_667083: 
 pn55: Wut?
 TheThromborax: goddamnit
 Izandai: That moan was amazing.
 Izandai: 10/10
 Pteraspidomorphi can't breathe
 jacqui_lantern234: OoOoOoO
 GreatWahooney: excuse me?
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 sporkraptor: was that supposed to be a jumpscare
 KV1NN4: SNRK
TheAinMAP: Is that what happened to those sent to the ball pit?
 baltimore_667083: once more, with feeling
 public_key_reveal_party: Oooh spooky ghost
  TXC2: once more with feeling
 sporkraptor: it was like a half-sprung snake in a can
 KBKarma: This music is stupid.
 Earthenone: jumpscare auditions, coming to a crapshot near you
 sporkraptor: where you open the can and it just goes "blrrrgh"
 sporkraptor: it's not scary, it's just kind of sad
TheAinMAP: 
warpstonewarlock: "Don't haunt us, we will haunt you."
jaimeblacken: the flashlight will run out
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Man this flashlight makes it feel like it's a much narrower FOV
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/SmokyHealthyAlligatorThisIsSparta-KfVksBgsOBFldaff
 baltimore_667083: why does he have tom hanks eyes...
 Genie_M: Battery will run out
Koios7: the head was probably the jump scare clipping through lol
 Simonark: Eye of the Beholder?
 NojhLivic: Oh I remember that one
Martizz1e: Ooo I remember it too
 TehAmelie: i have a jar of fancy gin-flavored gummi acndies, and i don't want to have one because then it'll be associated with this game and the game doesn't deserve that
  TXC2: "because beauty IS in the eye of the beholder"
 TehAmelie: candies
 Didero: Do you have to hide from the camera before the door opens?
 TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun there is a key on the top shelf of the closet, you hav eto jump to get it
 GreatWahooney: nothing in the boxes?
 OldUncleDan: And I would like to beholden all of the beauty!
 SmithKurosaki: What fun and exciting trash has G found for Alex this time?
 KBKarma: You have to deactivate the camera. How? That's... ummm.
Spluuga: gin gummy candies?
 Izandai: 
 MrQBear: 'aaah'
 KBKarma: Well, that was quick.
 public_key_reveal_party: Ow
 TheThromborax: GG
 sporkraptor: eek
 Simonark: That seems apropos of nothing whatsoever
 GreatWahooney: rude!
 Gekyouryuu: "You see that shit? That was f**king crazy. Anyway, I'm Rod Serling."
 WearingCats_CwC: I still don't see what bee holders have to do with any of this
 TehAmelie: game over, man
johnalogue: It's garbage da-what the hell
 LeonisCo: The most unalarming alarm
 Earthenone: real fake keypads
Spluuga: also fun fact, I'm now a paid game dev..
 KBKarma: Good bye.
johnalogue: @Spluuga Congrats!
  TXC2: Spluuga  congratulations
 TheThromborax: watch out for the camera
 KBKarma: The harem animation?
 Izandai: 
Spluuga: Thank you!
 jacqui_lantern234: even better the 2nd time
olio22: Skibidi Drawer lmao
novrdd: 
 LeonisCo: 'are you ok miss'
 Anaerin: Was that Hilary Clinton?
feargalm19913: isnt that the face from ghost in the shell?
 KBKarma: Why the girl scream?
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 NewtyNewts: What a lovely jumpscare they gave us. I hate it.
 Izandai: I like how if you take too long to escape axe man camps the door and you're just fucked.
 Rhynerd: Yeah, it kinda does
Greendrag13: Howldy! There are so many fun little surprises today!
 DigitalSeahorse: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 28:31.
johnalogue: is that mask the villain??
 TheThromborax: no
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/FaintBitterOstrichTBTacoLeft-mzPkob14_vimt0Xg
 JadedCynic: looked like the facepaint for Padme Amidaila's 'court costume'
 TheThromborax: don't open that
 sophieghost: Cursed
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Shittervault
johnalogue: Damn that's quite a vault.
 sporkraptor: what
 public_key_reveal_party: Who puts a security vault lock on a toilet?
 Wolfstrike_NL: Time for another hug
johnalogue: Protect the shitter contents!
 KBKarma: Oh, the camera can see through the sides of the closet.,
 sporkraptor: ooookay
 NewtyNewts: What an awful camera setup.
johnalogue: Wait is that the lady from the maze who followed you?
  TXC2: findquote password
 Wolfstrike_NL: O that person aint hugging us
  TXC2: !findquote password
  LRRbot: Quote #3656: "Don't make your password fuckity." —Cori [2016-11-23]
warboss5: The Password is DEATH!
 DigitalSeahorse: what caused the early show today if I may ask?
SmashTCG: Minecraft Steve looking ass murderer
 sporkraptor: @johnalogue yeah I think so
 Didero: I'm starting to think this might not be a great game
 SmithKurosaki: I love the tracking on the ax there
 baltimore_667083: infection maze?
 Astra7525: "Ah Puzzles. My personal nightmare!"
interiorexplosion: The one where you clipped into her head?
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 TehAmelie: what is this game called? asking for a friend who will need to avoid it
johnalogue: The lady who kept orbiting you for no reason
 TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun just a heads up the guard shows up because the cameras see the open door. You have to close the doors after you to avoid them.
 BlueDaNewb: I feel like the dev asked their little sister to scream into the microphone.
 NewtyNewts: The camera sees through the closet too
 public_key_reveal_party: Alex was on let's nope and watch and play for years, you'll need to be more specific about bad horror game s
 m_logan2000: you had to collect 100 keys if memory serves me
johnalogue: Honestly, she was much scarier before she died
 bytecaster: who who, who who
 Simonark: Giving the Autons an axe seems redundant.
johnalogue: Insert an abbot and costello routine here
jimsmithkka: sequel to "that's my purse I dont know you"
  TXC2: "I woke up in a shitty game, a dead man knew my name"
 TheMerricat: yep
 TheMerricat: close the door again
 bytecaster: Camera has face blindness
 Sorator13: @TheMerricat are you looking up a guide, or have you played this game? 
 JadedCynic: @bytecaster ♫I really wanna know♫
LordManiMani: Dammit I wasn't paying attention
johnalogue: "Who are you?" "I'm [username]. What's the game called?"
LordManiMani: Missed the launch
 fastlane250: At least I can catch a bit of this on my lunch break
 satyropodobny: beware spooooky screeeeeen tearing 
 TheMerricat: @TheMerricat There was a guide in one of hte reviews. this is a 8 min game appearently
 Didero: I have no idea how you're able to read that
 Sorator13: ah, nice
 Sorator13: @Didero same
 WearingCats_CwC: The password in the wok?
 sophieghost: Bad fonts = gameplay
 RealGamerCow: You gotta keep your shit safe.
 DigitalSeahorse: super secure
 TheThromborax: three passwords
 NewtyNewts: Three codes all added together?
ShiyokoCL: oh, you have to add the three numbers in the walls
 bytecaster: Maybe we need to find 3 of those and add them?
 TheMerricat: The password is 256+the previous number
 Simonark: Because some people think a toilet cistern works better with a safe fused into it
 public_key_reveal_party: Always remember to deadbolt your shitter
 Genie_M: 3 numbers and add them?
Koios7: do you have to add the numbers together?
 TheThromborax: 256+512+???=code
 KBKarma: 256+256+256?
 baltimore_667083: 768?
 Earthenone: assuming the numbers dont change between playthouhs
 MoxCubitZirconium: 256+256+512-1024
 wench_tacular: 768
johnalogue: Ah, math.
 Genie_M: Needs a third
 arcaneIllumination: 768 + ???
 MoxCubitZirconium: 1024
 Angnor33: 768
 NewtyNewts: 5 + 6 does not seem to be 7
 Genie_M: Another room
 RealGamerCow: betting the 3rd number is 128
 vingris_: First code was 513
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Truly the scariest gameplay: arithmetic
johnalogue: The ghost is testing your arithmetic
 wench_tacular: +1
 vingris_: So 769?
 m_logan2000: Its shows 3 sets of three digit numbers
 Angnor33: So 769
 TheThromborax: normal hand
 arcaneIllumination: 769+???
 TheThromborax: normal corpse
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 KBKarma: LET THE ODIES HIT THE FLOOR.
Pal_Friendpatine: There’s more writing on the wall in that second room?
  TXC2: that's a yakuza game sized hand
johnalogue: Is it on a plate or a manhole cover?
 Rhynerd: Bigby’s dead.
 DigitalSeahorse: `1025 then?
 TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun Ok there are three numbers and this room is a kill room. So you can't get out of here, you just die then get out next life.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This font is just "squint at it"
 KBKarma: 256
 TheThromborax: 513+545+256
 NewtyNewts: Now she's a danger!
 TheThromborax: why
johnalogue: This room just kills you? Really?
 KBKarma: Oh, she can kill you now.
 arcaneIllumination: 1214
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Why is she in a weird blouse?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is it a weird blouse onesie?
 arcaneIllumination: oops. mis mental mathed
 TheThromborax: can't forget the bladdery
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Why the girl scream
 TheThromborax: poop!
 Simonark: It was a profoundly optimistic thing to believe this game had a point.
 mwlsn: My attention is in and out, so glad I made it back for toilet safe
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Was it just in the free asset pack?
 TheThromborax: there's poop in there!
 NewtyNewts: Another screaming mask?
 NewtyNewts: No, even better!
 DigitalSeahorse: cool, walkthroughs that help us not have to do math
johnalogue: now we can finally open the-it's not even a safe!
 DigitalSeahorse: key in toilet
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: I wanted that vault door to open and there just be a turd inside
  TXC2: why...why would the toilet slide like that ? 
 Simonark: Turns out there is such a thing as a jump annoyance
johnalogue: The toilet isn't even plugged in, it just slid sideways!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat Actually the poop emoji, but sinister
 TheThromborax: do over
 sethtriggs: mmmm love too firetrap dungeon
 TehAmelie: i remember this level in Doom 2
johnalogue: 1191, it's gun backwards
 paronomasiac042: 1191, not 1911
 NewtyNewts: 1191 I think, or 1611
 GreatWahooney: I never really got into Pigmin. would you recommend it?
 TheThromborax: this is also a kill room?
  TXC2: oh oh I'm trapped, like a fool I'm in cage, I can't get out
johnalogue: he just walks through!
 pn55: Big cheats!
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 sethtriggs: Not as many crates as I thought oh that is broken!
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 DigitalSeahorse: key for the box with the string in it that you gotta know how to use before you can think to even pick up the string
 laff_o_tron: Hey G, Recently discovered my workplace hides door codes behind posters, I think I work for a W+P game.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @GreatWahooney I liked A Machine for Pigs better myself
 NewtyNewts: Why is her mouth so wide...
 DigitalSeahorse: hehe
 sethtriggs: We're all havin' a ball
 MrQBear: @laff_o_tron surely you jest. D:
 KBKarma: So, this game basically just requires you to keep dying until you get it right?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @laff_o_tron If the workplace is good and safe and you get paid well go for it
 sethtriggs: Guy looked like one of those resuscitation dummies.
 TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun so I think that last code was a red herring or a sequence breaker. The actual objective in that room was a hidden key on the floor near boxes.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It was aggressively fine
  TXC2: KBKarma  just like real life 
 Simonark: I thought Two Legs was Bad.
SmashTCG: I hear it's good
 sethtriggs: He has the power of infinite clipping planes
 bytecaster: You workplace has bad gameplay
 bytecaster: *Your
ThejaVT: Platch and way
johnalogue: Ohhh, he's the pig-man. Couldn't see his face because it's untextured.
 sethtriggs: Very bad security. Also wow those batteries give you soooooo little. And wha...combination lock toilet LOL
DaxStrife: Someone should visit your workplace and let them know; so where do you work? 
Dezufnocosem: VPN key is in the fake rock
 kumatsu: <message deleted>all cops are dickheads
 public_key_reveal_party: Who needs security when you can pay 10 times as much as it would cost when everyone loses trust in you?
Tehbeard: The quality of that safe seemed suspect
 TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun so I think that last code was a red herring or a sequence breaker. The actual objective in that room was a hidden key on the floor near boxes. 󠀀
 m_logan2000: At one of my previous jobs they kept the safe code taped under the computer keyboard
 CAKHost: Team Rocket did that so don't do that either. 
 DigitalSeahorse: when the windows password is on a post it note on the screen
johnalogue: Their workplace is the tutorial in a red-team security researcher game
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheMerricat This makes me so angry. Not at you, at this game
 A_Dub888: @laff_o_tron Start walking against walls and try to find a spot you can phase through
johnalogue: This hospital is very safe!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @m_logan2000 Every keyboard or the shared office keyboard?
 sethtriggs: That s surprisingly modern equipment for a hole like this
Martizz1e: "hospital"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What are those tools?
 sethtriggs: It's a Western themed operation room!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT WHEEL
 GreatWahooney: standard hospital equipment
 Hangedman: finally we have found the mythical Hopsital
johnalogue: did we stutter backwards there or was it the stream?
 DigitalSeahorse: a hopsital without a nurse desk in the hallways
 public_key_reveal_party: We got this surgical equipment on loan from red dead redemption
 m_logan2000: The keyboard in the office room with the safe
 sethtriggs: Ohhhhh this is a Fantasuites!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That wheel is the kind used when you hook donkeys up to power a smith
  TXC2: this is what happens when you do REALLY badly at Theme Hospital 
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 Simonark: Anyone claiming this game's narrative doesn't have a hook is provably wrong.
Tehbeard: @Martizz1e hopsital
 KBKarma: The problem with shitty horror game hospitals is that they don't bother trying to make sense, because they're LOL SO SCARY.
 AlsoSopranoCat: Before you may treat this trauma victim, you must correctly guess this musical sequence!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Where was that battery
 sethtriggs: She was like "ping!"
 Genie_M: No quick save?
 DigitalSeahorse: she had a battery up the whatnot
 Thefluffiestguineapig: In what cavity
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Do we need to find a scrub station to safely use that battery
johnalogue: Hide under the uncovered bedframe???
 TehAmelie: a full, 80 keys piano? haven't seen that before
 KBKarma: Shit game is not good.
 sethtriggs: Why get key = scream
EldarLuin: Oh hey, Watch and Play and I'm only 40 minutes late!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: To extend the playtime
 DigitalSeahorse: because it's a bed frame and the covered ones also do that?
  TXC2: sethtriggs  because JUMP SCARE! 
 DigitalSeahorse: hmmm
 kumatsu: just vibing in the closet
Tehbeard: Now we just vibing
 NewtyNewts: So shuddery!
BrookJustBones: I really want a game where you build these linear puzzle maze torture dungeons somehow
 sethtriggs: Shake shake shake senora
 Wolfstrike_NL: Is this..beating the game?
johnalogue: We're shivering with fear!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The vibration is sssssoooooo teeeettthhh grinding
 AlsoSopranoCat: he just slowly pushes the whole cupboard into the subocean
 KBKarma: It was!
 DigitalSeahorse: shaking with fear
  TXC2: vibrate into the subocean
johnalogue: Why would he yeet you out of the cupboard if he can just walk through?
 sethtriggs: She went like "Peace!"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Did we end up in the morgue? Those are very cold
 Orlantia: Super spoopy
 northos: such mechanics!
 kumatsu: does the cage code work on the vault door?
BrindleBoar: okay but why toilet safe
 GwalchmaiOfHouseParadox: The computers at my workplace used to be programmed so that we had to change passwords every 3 months, and couldn't reuse old ones. Consequently, no one could remember their passwords and we all had them written on post-ita at our desks.
 TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun Ah I jumped to the next part of the walkthrough. the code was actually 1611 and the door the code goes to is through a red door in the same room.
 sethtriggs: That is the most sadistic toilet installation ever
 pn55: Very complex plumbing
 KBKarma: Just the logic?
jimsmithkka: you assume the toilet works
 NewtyNewts: The logic? Or the lack thereof?
 Genie_M: Doesn't have the model
 bytecaster: It's a standard sideways-slide-toilet-with-builtin-safe
 Simonark: Enjoy the game's innovative primary gameplay jot.
johnalogue: @BrindleBoar Because an unsafe toilet would be bad to have in a hospital.
 KBKarma: Found the pigm'n.
 wench_tacular: appearances were deceptive
 KBKarma: Pikmin?
 DigitalSeahorse: you'd need to call a plumber every time you opened the safe
 Sorator13: yknow, I did just watch the "threatening toilets" desert bus bit yesterday... might be related
 TheThromborax: look at how long we've played this. it
 Orlantia: That man was silver
EldarLuin: 
 Anaerin: Henry Pigman?
 TheThromborax: it has so much playtime
 KBKarma: How much was this one?
 eric_christian_berg: Bites the big weenie.
  TXC2: see, I could buy, normal looking toilet is in a fact a safe, but this one? not so much
 RealGamerCow: how far into it are they, Merricat?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Because the person who made this game wanted people to talk about it so toilet safe
 KBKarma: Also, Aerosmith released an album called Honkin' on the Bobo.
 sethtriggs: I am amazed they have working lasers in this firetrap
 Pteraspidomorphi: GwalchmaiOfHouseParadox: That's why that sort of password policy has been obsolete for *many* years, even though organizations keep using it
 KBKarma: Monotonous honking noise.
 TehAmelie: bobo would have to go home for this one
 TheMerricat: @RealGamerCow Walkthrough video is 8 min and change, the 1611 code is used at 4 min and change.
johnalogue: Pig guy is the klller but the lady has the actual "scares," that seems like a mistake in itself
 NewtyNewts: Sounds more like Saw
 MoxCubitZirconium: We still haven't found out who we are though
 bytecaster: hullo
 TehAmelie: by the way did you heat The Hat Man in a real person?
 cgwonder: so close
 TheMerricat: @MoxCubitZirconium The 'plot' is given in the store page.  "Story: You go to visit your friend's home in order to join a party. Unfortunately, someone designs a trap and you are locked inside a basement, all you have to do is try to get out of that place."
 sethtriggs: Uuuuuuuuuggghhh
 shurtal: Watching W+P from work, getting PAID  for garbage day
 GreatWahooney: pigmin op plz nerf
 baltimore_667083: D
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Turn off pigm'n no clip
 cgwonder: so shiny
 NewtyNewts: I misheard as Jewel of Cool, and thought it was a Cool Spot ripoff
johnalogue: @TheMerricat "designs" a trap
 Pteraspidomorphi: This is a *reasonable* menu screen for a change
 fastlane250: D'pixels
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 TehAmelie: ah, the good old days when you could just name your game "D"
  TXC2: ah yes Kuru: the illness you get from eating human brains
 Didero: more fonts is a more better game, everybody knows that
 Genie_M: Looks fine
ShiyokoCL: ah yes, Unity, the breeding pool of dubious quality
 TheMerricat: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1370310/Jewel_of_Kuru/
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Deer!
 shurtal: Do you get Jewel 9f cool for following said rule?
DoodlestheGreat: It'd be pretty hard to beat the others for crap. This is almost competent.
 RealGamerCow: dude is hauling ass
 NewtyNewts: That boat is MOTORING for how well he's paddling
 sethtriggs: The boat glides in on little cat feet
 MoxCubitZirconium: Deer don't have teeth so they use rocks
 TheMerricat: "Experience the enchanted land of Kuru, filled with secrets and incredible multilevel bosses to fight on your way to find the Jewel Of Kuru which lies in the secrets on this majestic open world. Set in fantasy land of Kuru, its focuses on amazing boss fights with hack n' Slash gameplay. "
 accountmadeforants: Well you see, the deer licks the rock to water it, so grass can grow on it and it can then eat it.
novrdd: and weird water physic
EldarLuin: Need to drift to do corners
 Niahlah: fiberglass boat that moves SUPER fast with zero friction
 KBKarma: MULTICURRENT DRIFTING.
 PixelArtDragon: The water rendering is SO CLOSE to being good, but there's something off about it
GazzyInferno: nyoom
 Didero: sailing downhill
 shurtal: DEJA VU
jimsmithkka: its the current
 MoxCubitZirconium: Damn!!
 NewtyNewts: MULTITRACK FLOATING!
 cgwonder: rowboat drifting
 baltimore_667083: so this is a powerboat in disguise
 sethtriggs: He's got his own inboard motor
 hatsfullofrabbits: Cape tho
ThorSokar: show me those Blue Sparks!
BrookJustBones: If this is a boat race game I'm in
Firewhiskers: "When this thing hits 88 mph...."
 jacqui_lantern234: i need a cup of this mans piss! ...and then i need to test him for drugs!
 CAKHost: His horse is under the boat pushing it along
evilspoons983: my dad's 10 hp fishing boat doesn't even move that fast
 shurtal: Get me a cup of that boat piss
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I've seen rowing teams that have less power behind the oars
 TehAmelie: Boatnya has been called
 KBKarma: Are you guys gonna get a chance to play this game, or... ?
 sethtriggs: This guy is hardcore, going with no light
 Pteraspidomorphi: The camera actually shows the subject, and there's no tearing!
BrookJustBones: Wait, is this another Japanese boat race add
 TheMerricat: From Steam review for this one: "This game is Really worth for its Price, its based on an ancient Indian theme and the world although is small but its gorgeous and well detailed. The music is great and is totally in sync with the theme of the game. The combat feels okay, and there are fun to fight bosses. The downsides for this game I can say are, the story is not very detailed and you can not talk to most of NPC's which makes the game a bit less alive. Other than that the game is fun."
 NightValien28: get that cyborg oil
 KBKarma: Cape.
 BusTed: potentially a capelet
Gizmoloid: it's like it's a hovercraft 
 public_key_reveal_party: I assumed Alex meant the deer joined up in the FBI
 Niahlah: the RIGID cape?
 Lysander_salamander: Caplett?
 accountmadeforants: @PixelArtDragon There's one texture/shader doing the foam, but it seems there's also some geometry for the waves, and they don't match.
gooey_xylophone: hape
 KV1NN4: capelet?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: McAlister maybe?
 OldUncleDan: Lots of birds.
 sethtriggs: Ruminate on that.
  TXC2: birds eat rocks
 KBKarma: Oh, that's a cloak.
MonarchOfIthaca: humans if you count salt
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/CrazyFrigidStingrayRiPepperonis-rvWp6UDrnZJIReu2
 sethtriggs: Oh he is SHINY
 TheMerricat: "The Gameplay is inspired from Sekiro-Shadows Die Twice. Very parry focussed, you have to master the timings and AI attack patterns to overcome the enemy."
 Pteraspidomorphi: Well nevermind
novrdd: the grass
 Earthenone: ohh its dark souls 
EldarLuin: Didn't want to get it wet
 KV1NN4: goats crave the minerals
 Genie_M: Superhero landing
 jacqui_lantern234: jeez that cape FLAPS
 cgwonder: the cape seems a key component of your attacks
 NewtyNewts: Get a bit of extra roughage from eating rocks.
 AlsoSopranoCat: they swallow them to help grind up food, they don't actually eat them
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Eat rocks depends
BrindleBoar: Did that popup say you have to find Jesus?
 accountmadeforants: Good pirouettes, Adam would be proud
 Greyah: Ah yes, cowboys were known for their karate swords.
 Niahlah: oh noooo..
evilspoons983: I like the perfectly tiled grass with no rotation
  TXC2: this asks the bold question of: what if zorro had a katana
 Niahlah: that camera movement
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Some have them as gastroliths that grind up food in stomach
 TehAmelie: [J Welge intensifies]
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That cape is having  a TIME
 Drasvin: The cape physics sorta makes it look like you stab people with the cape when you attack
 Anaerin: I love visiting wonderous FULLBRIGHT ISLAND
 sethtriggs: No swimming!
EldarLuin: Find more rocks
 KBKarma: Deer deer.
 Lysander_salamander: cowboy hat, musketeer cape, katana.  Excellent and radical.  It's like I'm back on Gaiaonline.
Gizmoloid: Samurai-cowboy d'Artagnan
 malsareus: there are ocean snails that eat volcanic outgassing so I can buy rock eating
TheAinMAP: Deer departed.
 Simonark: Some animals do lick rocks for the minerals their diets don't give them. Salt lick is the most obvious, but deer do it for a variety of others too
 Niahlah: what is with the super stylized health and MANA?? bar
The_Myrdin: is this the beta for that new Elder Scrolls Oblivion game? I heard it is GOTY 2006 material
 sethtriggs: It's so cool to go see the nothing in this game
 KBKarma: Hi subocean!
 aquinas_0: did they keep the texture glitch on the cape because it looked velvet?
 Pteraspidomorphi: 
theonlybarber: HAHAHAHA
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean wouldn't you leave if you saw that boat?
 AlsoSopranoCat: Nice
 Lysander_salamander: wow nice
 sethtriggs: That is...
 Izandai: what
theonlybarber: EZ
 BusTed: 
selarom: wooooooo
  TXC2: so many suboceans today
Firewhiskers: Bye
 TheThirdTail: not even a challenge
 sethtriggs: RECORD SUBOCEAN
 kumatsu: 
 Wolfstrike_NL: Whooo!
 baltimore_667083: SUB-OCEAN
 malsareus: got there
 wench_tacular:   
 KBKarma: HIS WORK HERE IS DONE.
EldarLuin: 
 jacqui_lantern234: GG E ZED
 eric_christian_berg: FATALITY.
 fastlane250: Got there
 hatsfullofrabbits: New record Alex?
The_Myrdin: GG
DreadfulDrifter: subocean achieved
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Didero: That cape looks like it's having fun, at least
 Bassios: Subocean GET!
3PlayerPolitics:   
 Redbassist:   
TheAinMAP: 
novrdd: classic
 Tangsm: Sub river?
 NewtyNewts: What a landscape!
NimrodXIV: 
DoodlestheGreat: Successfully sub-oceaned.
 sophieghost: Reached maximum cape
 bytecaster: That cape is going
 Lysander_salamander: Been a while since we got off the map
 Creature_Comforts: Subocean!
 Orlantia: Zero to sub ocean in the flick of a Cape
 MikoKisai: cape go brr
Talin06: the sub mountain
 Melfina__:  
ThePixelSavage: our work here is done.
 Pteraspidomorphi: You can really see the motion blur
 sethtriggs: Record subocean disk
ShiyokoCL: Jewel of Kuru Subocean%
  Foxmar320: Hello
 Thefluffiestguineapig: ACHIEVED SUB OCEAN
 paronomasiac042: what game had the fastest start-to-subocean?
interiorexplosion: You know how N100 has achievements? This needs one for finding the subocean
EldarLuin: Unskippable?
 KBKarma: You cannot. Lol.
 PixelArtDragon: "Time to subocean" would be a fun speedrunning category
 CAKHost: Was that the fastest suboceanw we got yet?
 public_key_reveal_party: I think it might be easier to "games without subocean"
 Lysander_salamander: subocean any% run
 m_logan2000: We need a game where the objective is to get to the subocean
 OldUncleDan: Back when I was a kid, the door window of my Mom's car blew out because of air pressure due to heat and the ducks that we were raising literally flocked to the tiny peices of glass so they could swallow them for their gizzards.
 bethjch: We watch for the peak sub ocean content
 Earthenone: !bingo
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 Pteraspidomorphi: CAKHost: Not today
 bytecaster: No skip deer!
 TheMerricat: Alex, nothing we could give you would be thick enough not to be turned into a toothpick after you got all your notches in. 
 BusTed: 🐔
 Niahlah: big fat nope to skipping
The_Myrdin: very mid 2000s graphics
 NewtyNewts: No, it needs this lengthy intro to load the game environment
 Earthenone: ohh wrong bingo
 Genie_M: Zoooooooom
 NewtyNewts: (not serious)
TuckstheRulesLawyer: Chickens don't clap
 NightValien28: put notches in the computer chassis
 CAKHost: @Pteraspidomorphi Oh geez XD
EldarLuin: There is no escape
 Didero: Some might call this... Unskippable
 JessKay: no escape
 sethtriggs: This game is some hate
DoodlestheGreat: "I spent all day making this thing and dammit, you're going to watch it!"
 bytecaster: This game has a boat
 kilnfiendpotter: I see I've walked into a chicken stream?
 jacqui_lantern234: NYOOM
 KBKarma: It's not a jewel.
 NewtyNewts: I've just been in this place before
 KBKarma: @kilnfiendpotter Hallo!
 Bassios: This game is, at least, less terrible than the last one
 kilnfiendpotter: OH DAMN that boat
EldarLuin: Deja vu
warboss5: While we're watching this *RIVETTING* scene of hot rowing action: Hey Graham, have y'all confirmed plans to be at MagicCon Las Vegas next month?
 Creature_Comforts: This is definitely how boats work
 KBKarma: You missed two games already.
 TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun so one heads up, according to reviews there is exactly one spawnpoint in the game, die and you probably have to do this canoe trip everytime.
 kilnfiendpotter: Oh wow, that is some paddle work
 Simonark: What's his price for flight?
Firewhiskers: Speed cape
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is the game edition of that River Monster show
 jessieimproved: @Simonark beat me to it
 sethtriggs: He turned on the nitrous
 LordZarano: Enjoy this episode of Unskippable
 kilnfiendpotter: @KBKarma Ah, well laundry waits for no one
  TXC2: is this that new cowboy magic set? 
 Pteraspidomorphi: Must be the $10k kickstarter tier
 DarkAbyssKeeper: Don Quixote with an Oar.
 sethtriggs: I wanna find these assets!
 kilnfiendpotter: That's one heck of a name for a boat?
 KBKarma: @kilnfiendpotter Entirely fair. And at least one of those was actually *finished* in like ten minutes.
glitched_goddess: I think it’s Salty?
 NewtyNewts: It's the cauliflower farm's only boat.
 sethtriggs: It may well be McAlister
 Featherweight_: Hes a katana musketeer
 jacqui_lantern234: @TXC2 if it ISNT, i will be ashamed 
 MoxCubitZirconium: Sally McClaster?1 I let her cheat off my Algebra Test in 8th grade!!
 OldUncleDan: Sally McClaster, Cauliflower Disaster?
 Featherweight_: Duh
 kilnfiendpotter: @Featherweight_ My new D&D class thank you
 sethtriggs: Is there saving?
 Earthenone: you must gather your jewel of kuru before venturing forth
  Foxmar320: This new Destiny mod looks interesting
jimsmithkka: hes conquered ninja island, and cowboy island
 Lysander_salamander: Is this another Pontis game?
Firewhiskers: I appreciate that this game made a lake in a location that you can't possibly see
 Sorator13: I hate that I recognize that song
 NewtyNewts: @kilnfiendpotter Bladeblaster
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also if you have laser like focus you aren't an average man
 RagnorakTres: Hang on, a katana-wielding musketeer with a cowboy hat? Are we sure this isn't set on a lost Battletech world?
 AlsoSopranoCat: Perfect soundtrack Alex
 Genie_M: Very holy grail
 Lysander_salamander: oh no
 public_key_reveal_party: Sir?
 TheThromborax: on a scale from 1 to 10, how Souls are we Like?
 KBKarma: Why is there a mosque?
 TehAmelie: by the way Time Ramesside has NOT updated in recent years, thought you might want to know
 aquinas_0: the velvet returns
3PlayerPolitics:  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also is there no ambient noise?
 Lysander_salamander: Is that the Jumanji font?
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat:   
ThePixelSavage: why does it have the Jurrassic Park font?
 sethtriggs: Oh that was crnchy
 MoxCubitZirconium: Rock of Awesome
theonlybarber: SPIN
AniLunchbox: if it said "Alley Club" after Cauliflower I'd die
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Scene transition BAD
  TXC2: hello ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat  welcome
johnalogue: The greatest warrior is a guy with ADHD hyperfocusing
 betazed15: What an excellent cape.
 Izandai: 
 sethtriggs: Oh the screen tearing
  Foxmar320: Flawless
 Pteraspidomorphi: 
 NewtyNewts: Good lock!
EldarLuin: 
 jacqui_lantern234: allyOOP
Firewhiskers: Have to go, planet needs me
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YEET
 KBKarma: OH IT IS DARK SOULS.
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 KBKarma: Or Sekiro?
 bytecaster: Oh it's a Sekiro
 cgwonder: empty bar means enemy can kill player, not player is dead?
 Niahlah: Alex, Graham... how is your posture?
CataclysmicReverb: Low posture bar means you're shrimping
 kilnfiendpotter: A more than significant amount of effort was spent on cape physics
 DarkAbyssKeeper: That is not a description of posture.
ThePixelSavage: Success.
 sethtriggs: We need Posture Pals!
BrindleBoar: SUCCESS
theonlybarber: is that deadpool?&
 TehAmelie: definitely a pure carbon copy of Dark Souls 3
 KBKarma: @kilnfiendpotter Not very well...
 KBKarma: IT IS SEKIRO.
 Bassios: That hat feels too large for his head
 sethtriggs: Boy these transitions are too quick to be intelligible. I wish this game were designed!
 kilnfiendpotter: It's like someone put a musketeer, a knight, a cowboy and a katana in a blender
 cgwonder: i feel like the cape is meant to be velvet but it actually looks like its made out of that crinkly shock blanet material
 Thefluffiestguineapig: These transitions between skill teachings with the black are super jarring
 sethtriggs: What was that symbol?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You blocked the firey lava slash?
theonlybarber: oups
 LeonisCo: stuck
 sethtriggs: We're all doin' the running man!
 public_key_reveal_party: 
  TXC2: sethtriggs  the non nazi swastika
 NewtyNewts: Softlock...
EldarLuin: Your life is now the tutorial. Constant fade out is life now.
 NightValien28: SUCCESS
Koios7: rofl
 DarkAbyssKeeper: Go near stunned enemy.
 kilnfiendpotter: Ok nvm it looks like you're wearing one of those metal trauma blankets
Creideiki_SE: I'm just amazed at how large the sun is.
 malsareus: ever so slightly kaput
 TheThirdTail: You've defeated the game
 Pteraspidomorphi: 
 sethtriggs: This game is in Montage Vision
 Tangsm: You have successfully killed the tutorial.
 paronomasiac042: !game good
The_Myrdin: This game is a real GEM 
 Drasvin: 
josh___something: 
ThorSokar: WOOOOW
Firewhiskers: We have made this game wrong. As a joke.
 TehAmelie: no kidding, maybe you gotta reload the game
 wench_tacular:  
 bytecaster: A videogame limbo, a tutorial that can never end
 KBKarma: Wow.
 BITs19_: I was just watching the crapshoot about the time loop...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is it looping?
  TXC2: flawless game, 10/10 GOTY
The_Myrdin: We live here now
 sethtriggs: HOW does this happen?
EldarLuin: 
 Earthenone: the tutorial will continue until morale improves
 KBKarma: Try not moving?
 DarkAbyssKeeper: The subtitle almost seems annoyed.
 cgwonder: you're not stunning enough
maxlethebeast: The hees and hahs sound so much like twilight princess.
 sethtriggs: Do these devs ever play this shovelware after they pinch it out?
 GwalchmaiOfHouseParadox: !findquote tutorial
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Earthenone This is going to be a long fucking tutorial
 NewtyNewts: Enemy AI crashed, they can't restore it!
 DarkAbyssKeeper: Go near STUNNED Enemy
evilspoons983: what if you just stand there?
 sethtriggs: They need to pay you for QA
   Anubis169: Garbage day!!
 KBKarma: I don't think you sequence broke it. I think it just... broke.
  TXC2: sethtriggs  of cross not
johnalogue: We must've broken a tutorial before on this show
 TehAmelie: we're on the fast track to a new speedrun world record
 kumatsu: this game is indeed stunning
 bytecaster: The tutorial is trying to teach us that this game is broken.
  Foxmar320: Im poerpetually stunned
 TheMerricat: @TXC2 To be fair to the game, it is set in India and the dev's name heavily implies they are Indian as well.
  TXC2: *of course
 malsareus: looky hear game that enemy is literally stuck in spacetime, let us X them
 Pteraspidomorphi: But the cutscenes are so nice, they turn off the motion blur
Aenir798: This is a very early W+P
   Anubis169: You may not leave
EldarLuin:  
 a_Weakling: This is your life now
 public_key_reveal_party: Woooow
 wench_tacular: there is only tutorial
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @johnalogue We have definitely broken multiple tutorials but I don't think we have ever created an infinite loop of tutorial
 Rhynerd: No escape
  TXC2: TheMerricat  fair enough
 sethtriggs: You can check in but you can't check out
 GwalchmaiOfHouseParadox: !findquote stuck
  LRRbot: Quote #2980: "I'm just stuck inside of their balls!" —James [2016-07-13]
 jacqui_lantern234: Jewel of Kuwu 
 MoxCubitZirconium: We will scream! We will shout! BUT YOU CAN'T GET OUT!!
 Bassios: How dare you think you're allowed to QUIT the game?! Who do you think you are? 
 TehAmelie: now i feel like watching Kubo and the Two Strings again
 bytecaster: There are cloud saves though!
 public_key_reveal_party: D
ScrapyardGhostTrain: You're not that lucky, G.
  Foxmar320: It has at least two legs
   Anubis169: D Pixels
 NewtyNewts: The legs are just stuck running forward
 Pteraspidomorphi: Strictly speaking, do you even need to go into the tutorial?
 Mollylele:  
 TheThirdTail: Please load into the stuck tutorial
 malsareus: 1 more time
 TheThirdTail: awww
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Night!
lannersong: ooph that screen tearing
 AlsoSopranoCat: @MoxCubitZirconium Nice Babes in Toyland reference
 sethtriggs: I am curious how much resources this game takes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Why is that smoke/fog there
 bytecaster: "Traverse the white fog?"
 TehAmelie: what is it with nighttime cowboys
 sethtriggs: It feels like it's taxing the computer or something.
 DarkAbyssKeeper: It is more bright both inside and outside.
 NewtyNewts: I mean... impressive that they have a 'larger than it looks outside' transition
 Pteraspidomorphi: Gotta love this building asset
lannersong: go get some stones, bro
johnalogue: This cowboy can't even evolve
 Darleysam: L+Ratio+Maidenless+No Earth Stone
EldarLuin: Is there a Rock and Stone?!
 sethtriggs: Get more stone, nub
 DarkAbyssKeeper: Do you even stones, bro?
josh___something: Baldurs gate looks odd
 Rhynerd: You utter macaroon
 public_key_reveal_party: Isn't "earth stone" slightly redundant?
DoodlestheGreat: Metal Stone Solid
 Greyah: Blunderbrains. Loosegob
 NewtyNewts: It's Lara Croft
evilspoons983: you can have screen tearing if the frame rate is FASTER than the refresh rate
  Foxmar320: Shes on vacation
Firewhiskers: Everybody must get stoned
johnalogue: Tourists!
 sethtriggs: Ye Olde Office Park
 malsareus: Bring us the meTal stone
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm so confused
 Wicker_Guide: Business Casual and a bow
 arcaneIllumination: Business casual day at the ren fair
 Tangsm: That's the renn fair's lawyer.
jimsmithkka: business archer barbie
 MoxCubitZirconium: We're at the Ren Fest!!
lannersong: such a varied style of garb. Truly this is a living breathing world
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Are the female models just modern and the males fantasy?
ShiyokoCL: @NewtyNewts on her way to the quarterly earnings report
  TXC2: Pre-season Renn-fair
 satyropodobny: We finally arived at Baldur's Gate
 bytecaster: Is that man stuck in the ground?
 NojhLivic: That man was stuck in the ground yes
 Astra7525: Are we going to see a Starfleet Away Team next?
 MoxCubitZirconium: I'm hungry for a Roasted Turkey Leg & a Margarita now
DoodlestheGreat: Office clothes, carrying a bow & arrows.
 sethtriggs: That's pretty awesome to be able to do sword and sorcery in a pencil skirt, to be honest
 Lysander_salamander: yeah ok
EldarLuin: Miku?
 NojhLivic: bard...?
DoodlestheGreat: FREEBIRD!
 sethtriggs: Any music?
 mulligan2six: Is that a Yamaha acoustic?
 Greyah: These houses sure are.
 NewtyNewts: so... what song is that?
Firewhiskers: Livin' on a prayer
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ShiyokoCL This is what she does while the Powerwash Sim people are cleaning
Professor_Colin: Bow Chicka Bow Wow
 LordZarano: Game audio is VERY low
 TehAmelie: headcanon: the player character is a trans woman who's not at all ready to admit it to herself
The_Myrdin: these are some great assets
 AlsoSopranoCat: That's it, I'm dead!
 BrowneePoints: I think that's just Black Widow Graham
ArrestedHouse: 
 Anaerin: Also the guitar is too small for her hand gestures.
 NojhLivic: Welcome to Anachronistic Fair
 BrowneePoints: Red hair and cat suit
 sethtriggs: This is so ambitiously bad.
 cgwonder: how did she get up there??
 Earthenone: a busker just doing their best, did not get the ren faire memo before setting up
warboss5: She's singing an incredibly tone-deaf apology for bad behavior
  Foxmar320: Shes on patrol
 pn55: Get down from there Janet!
 BusTed: get down from there, business casual lara croft
lannersong: get your steps in
  TXC2: this is how western culture is seen in India isn't it? 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The bow and single arrow
 mulligan2six: That bard was playing Country Roads, not a ballad
novrdd: personal fashion show
 bytecaster: She forgot her costume, wouldn't you be grumpy?
 NewtyNewts: I hate it when my pathing gets interrupted while I'm on a shopping trip.
lannersong: You're being invaded
 sethtriggs: Should go back to the Castle Office Park and see if they have a Jamba Juice or a Timmies
warboss5: Those buildings look like they were stolen from the Warhammer MMO
evilspoons983: isn't the red phantom a camera?
 TehAmelie: sup er hot sup er hot
  TXC2: daredevil?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @NewtyNewts Especially if it's after I've been able to get frozen things, that is just so inconvenient
 MoxCubitZirconium: I LOVE DARK SOULS
 YeetTheRich_: E
 PixelArtDragon: Maybe it's from Gravelording?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Isn't that a Mortal Kombat font?
 DarkAbyssKeeper: Quick, kill him before his AI loads.
 sethtriggs: Mortal Combat font nice
CataclysmicReverb: Final Fight
taruan: these characters look like knock off action figures you'd find in a CVS
warboss5: Oh no, a red character indicating a powerful attack... does this game think its Sekiro?!?
 paronomasiac042: bushido blade is worse than i remember
 sethtriggs: Balance? In this game? It's less likely than you think
 NewtyNewts: @Thefluffiestguineapig Oh, so that's why they call it freezing!
lannersong: that font
 YeetTheRich_: was that a swastika?
evilspoons983: @YeetTheRich_ no
 public_key_reveal_party: This is the game of the year in sheer volume of font types
 BrowneePoints: Manji
 DigitalSeahorse: I drank Fonta before making this game
The_Myrdin: Ah, we've come to the "I just played Sekiro" section
 TheMerricat: @YeetTheRich_ It's a game set in India by an Indian Dev. It's the non-Nazi version.
EldarLuin: The square one... not diamond
lannersong: the good one
 sethtriggs: The Buddhist one
 DigitalSeahorse: "
 YeetTheRich_: ok good
 mercano82: They must have gotten the Humble Font Bundle
 MoxCubitZirconium: Manji
 TehAmelie: no but this guy is almost redder than the Super Hot bad guys
lannersong: the war one is a literal perversion of it, yeah
johnalogue: Still best to avoid, but in-context it's okay-enough?
warboss5: And the super attacks are unblockable, this game DOES think its Sekiro!
 sethtriggs: Yeah Google Maps has the symbol too
 mulligan2six: The range on that
 Astra7525: an earthbender too??
 BrowneePoints: Manji I think. But I think Manji go the opposite way?
 MoxCubitZirconium: The healing power of doing nothing
Firewhiskers: So the Manji was there in place of the Kanji that appears over your head in Sekiro when you need to avoid an unblockable attack
DoodlestheGreat: There's also indigenous tribes in North America that use the swastika.
   Anubis169: oh come on, "you died"?
  Sarah_Serinde: @johnalogue I wouldn't say "best to avoid" when it has cultural and religious significance and is older than the nazi one
 Zaghrog: Yeah, not even kdding, this game is trying to be sekiro
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Why could we block the earthbending in the tutorial and not here?
 sethtriggs: Clearly this guy is Scarface
 TheMerricat: @warboss5 From the store page: "The Gameplay is inspired from Sekiro-Shadows Die Twice. Very parry focussed, you have to master the timings and AI attack patterns to overcome the enemy." 
 Lysander_salamander: nope
 MoxCubitZirconium: Manji is square-like, Swastika is diamond-like
 bytecaster: When are we getting our Shinobi Prostetic?
 malsareus: excuse you
 Snowcookies: o_0
 sethtriggs: Timings in a game that is laggy enough to not handle a screen transition? I THINK NOT
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm beginning to suspect the red guy is John Wick doing training
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 0.0
 Pteraspidomorphi: How odd
johnalogue: @Sarah_Serinde That's fair. I'm just reluctant to endorse anything close to right-wing symbols
DoodlestheGreat: What a surprise.
 Rhynerd: I wonder why.
 jacqui_lantern234: gee what a surprise
 malsareus: "creative"
 BrowneePoints: But yeah reminder the Pokemon tcg had to censor a card in the us way back when cuz it had Manji on it
DoodlestheGreat: mah freedums
 mulligan2six: The Nazi game got removed? No way...
warboss5: @TheMerricat And by "inspired" they mean "badly ripped off"
 TehAmelie: wow, they just went there and said the game is like Sekiro but not as good
TheAinMAP: 
The_Myrdin: That poor cape is trying so hard
 Wolfstrike_NL: ""Steam must not like free speech""   /s
EldarLuin: NO CAPES
 Izandai: @johnalogue I say we not let nazis have symbols.
 YeetTheRich_: can't believe steam is woke now smh my head
johnalogue: "Silence me! Silence me!" "I can't believe they silenced me"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It is trying to goad people into doing publicity for them
 NewtyNewts: Are you timing it or holding to block?
Firewhiskers: Yeah the Manji means "unblockable move" like in Sekiro
 sethtriggs: Are there even any powerups?
 bytecaster: git gud, streamer
 Earthenone: !findquote r1
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 TheMerricat: Maybe if you completed the tutorial... 
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 mulligan2six: @Wolfstrike_NL Someone complain to Elon. Maybe he will back the release.
 PixelArtDragon: Have you tried "gitting gud?"?
   Anubis169: Irony!
The_Myrdin: smh my head my head
  Sarah_Serinde: @johnalogue Easy to do when it's not part of your culture, and perhaps in that context it's better to avoid. But there are significant percentages of the population where it's an everyday thing, so suggesting it should be avoided is ignoring a bunch of the world
gooey_xylophone: smell my head! hahahahahahah
johnalogue: @Izandai I defer to your arguments. Well said.
 PixelArtDragon: git gud --hard
 sethtriggs: And yeah only the guys have costumes!
warboss5: Its a sword-based economy
 DarkAbyssKeeper: Fun fact. I thought smh was "so much hate" for a very long time.
 NewtyNewts: Smith, Smith, Smith and Smythe
EldarLuin: Smiths look like Data on the Holodeck
 malsareus: they export blacksmiths
 sethtriggs: Did the asset pack not have ladies costumes?
 accountmadeforants: I bet it's *one employee I saw on Twitter advocating for basic human decency* infecting them, they were cool before
   Anubis169: was that the sub-ocean?
jimsmithkka: you got your sword smith, your sheild smith, your hammer smith, your smith smith
 Zaghrog: Maybe the enemy is gating progress?
  TXC2: into the fog mosque
The_Myrdin: @sethtriggs This has to be made with multiple asset packs
  Sarah_Serinde: Like I'm fully on the side of "no pepes even though the original creator is vehemently against right-wing dinguses" but that's a different situation
 NewtyNewts: Not lit bro
warboss5: I love the coherency of the NPC: ninja, blackmith, blacksmith, blacksmith, and Becky-who's-into-archery
 sethtriggs: Suddenly, nighttime!
 Rhynerd: Those stones gotta be lit bro.
 DarkAbyssKeeper: Some stones, unlit.
The_Myrdin: All the stones must be based before you can advance
 Izandai: @Sarah_Serinde Yeaaaaah...
johnalogue: Is coal a stone?
 bytecaster: These statues are all about getting stoned.
 satyropodobny: some stones might be lit, but the rest are just posers, man
 Gekyouryuu: All that glitters is not gold, not all stones are lit
hammith: But some of those stones? They are lit as fuuuuuuuuuuck
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sarah_Serinde ^ hard agree and also just trying to make something like that vanish means it is much more likely to have a resurgence
Firewhiskers: Stone free, do what you please
 Earthenone: the pepe images have only been in culture for a decade, not millennia, much easier to cut them out
 PixelArtDragon: That grass draw distance has no fade, huh
EldarLuin: Neat
 accountmadeforants: Good shader!
 cgwonder: good ladder there
 NewtyNewts: I predict a grand total of 5 fights in this game. One for 'each colour' element, and a final one that uses them all.
 Izandai: wow
 Rhynerd: Cognitohazard.
BrindleBoar: it's her again!
 accountmadeforants: Oh hell yeah
 Hangedman: look out, it's a wild Transparency Error
 sethtriggs: I forgot, is there a stamina meter? Allso wow the graphic system just can't handle this
 DarkAbyssKeeper: "I get no tips here."
 TheMerricat: @Sarah_Serinde The Pepe thing is even clearer given the creator essentially 'killed' Pepe.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The fact they clearly bought the men in a fantasy pack and just the generic women and gave them weapons is hilarious to me
The_Myrdin: oh look, new building assets
 sethtriggs: Ohhhh that magic guitar is amazing
 DigitalSeahorse: 
warboss5: "Anyway, here's Wonderwall..."
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The_Myrdin: was that tifa lockheat?
 Jovh11: I've heard of air guitar before but this is getting ridiculous
The_Myrdin: Tiffa Clockheart
 TreeVor84: Trebuchet's are fun, I built a small one back in highchool
Spluuga: is this the new fable..
johnalogue: @Thefluffiestguineapig Maybe "fantasy women" wasn't returning reasonable results
 sethtriggs: Are the fans in your computer fighting for their lives with the way this game runs?
  TXC2: would a trebuchet or a catapult be easier to build?
 NewtyNewts: Lighting engine was not having a good day.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: If you build a tiny trebuchet on TTSF you can get a lot of LRL segments with that
 CastleOtranto: Moo moos in muumuus
 DarkAbyssKeeper: The darksaber.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Why is there a weird white pillar
 sethtriggs: Ohhhhhhh that's jaggy
 DarkAbyssKeeper: Claim it.
 SpacePotato01: When they moo ve their feet don't touch the ground.
 Genie_M: Ew.
 wench_tacular: so innovative
 Sorator13: all my homies keep their milk in barrels
The_Myrdin: This is a solid 5/7 game
 sethtriggs: Ohhhhhh these GFX, oh that engine is NOT happy
 NewtyNewts: Bet he's gonna use the water element now
 WiJohn: Barrel of milk just buds off the cow every few days
 malsareus: wanna bet you have to duel these guys for the stones
 MoxCubitZirconium: I LOVE ELDEN RING
   Anubis169: E!
 NewtyNewts: Ah, frost not water.
The_Myrdin: @NewtyNewts Just like Demon Slayer
warboss5: Ohhhh, red = fire and blue = ice
 Genie_M: Probably dodge?
 sethtriggs: I guess he has splash damage
 DarkAbyssKeeper: Blue Elemental Ninja
TheAinMAP: 
SHINOBIofFATE: This game LMFAOOO what on earth
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's why all the smiths! They are doing the instrument construction for these guys
 DarkAbyssKeeper: BEN
 PixelArtDragon: @sethtriggs Well, he would but the water froze
 satyropodobny: NO CAPES
 sethtriggs: So merciful that you get to checkpoint
The_Myrdin: @warboss5 400IQ level game design
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What is this nonsense
warboss5: Maybe the slide has i-frames?
 bytecaster: I bet the tutorial would have told us
 TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun so if the store page is to be believed you need to be timing your parry to 'win'
SHINOBIofFATE: What is this game called lol
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @satyropodobny Edna Mode is always right
Firewhiskers: If you've played Sekiro, a Kanji appears over your head when the enemy is about to make an unblockable move. I think it indicates the same here. See Manji, run.
   Anubis169: Can we make it up that mountain behind the skybox?
 malsareus: I'm sad the slide doesn't have a slide whistle sound
  TXC2: SHINOBIofFATE  the jewel of kuru
 sethtriggs: Legend of Kuwu or something?
 TheMerricat: @SHINOBIofFATE https://store.steampowered.com/app/1370310/Jewel_of_Kuru/
 sethtriggs: Jewel of Kuru
 sethtriggs: are we looking for the jewel?
 sethtriggs: This is more like SUCKiro
 NewtyNewts: I mean, it sure seems like it base on what's been shown already
warboss5: Yeah, but in Sekiro there are three different symbols and each indicates one of the three alternatives to parrying you're supposed to use.  You know, GAME DESIGN, lol
SHINOBIofFATE: @sethtriggs HAHA GOTTEM. GOTTEM COACH
 accountmadeforants: Do we need fadeouts in between these text boxes, video game?
 TheMerricat: 
 bytecaster: @accountmadeforants It's more cinematic!
 Anaerin: @accountmadeforants Yes, because it's also resetting actor locations.
 sethtriggs: @accountmadeforants graphics engine fighting for its life
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @accountmadeforants The creator didn't know how to transition away
 NewtyNewts: Probably so you don't die in the tutorial
 TheMerricat: @accountmadeforants I guarantee you yes, because the author doesn't know how to script the tutorial without resetting everything back to the start.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, I noticed that too, the tutorial let's you block and/or the tutorial doesn't damage you
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 cgwonder: fatality
 Zaghrog: tutorial makes us indestructible I assume
EldarLuin: ded
 sethtriggs: I've seen better ragdolls
 DarkAbyssKeeper: I don't think I want to see this dev
 DarkAbyssKeeper: attempt fatalities.
 NewtyNewts: Time to try... rapid parry!
  TXC2: Eddy Redman
johnalogue: Carbon fiber: The ultimate material except for all the downsides
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @sethtriggs That one game Anime Wave simulator the casters still had great ragdolls
 accountmadeforants: The dev heard you complain about being able to go places, before 
 cgwonder: invisible walls are the work of a coward
 Tangsm: Can't bypass the merchants.
 Brozard: very medieval goth
 DarkAbyssKeeper: Eddy Redman, the fire ninja. BEN, the blue elemental ninja.
The_Myrdin: I can't stop staring at the cape. It's trying so hard to escape
 NewtyNewts: That was some significant pop-in
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I think it's all the women are business casual
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes, the blue caster
glitched_goddess: This is supposed to be India but all these people are white as hell
  TXC2: DarkAbyssKeeper  marvellous
 sethtriggs: Can you imagine feeling that cape rubbing on your neck so violently?
 bytecaster: biblical, that rag doll
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 sethtriggs: Apparently the enemy has caps on his shoulders
 TheMerricat: You can't parry the 'super moves' you can only avoid them.
warboss5: Game is cheating, clearly
 Genie_M: Can't parry big attack
novrdd: maybe the parry is not permanent?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @bytecaster It got so biblical the POV created an out of body experience
QuixoticScrivener: But the cloth on the cape looks interesting
 sethtriggs: I wonder if there's actual mechanics
novrdd: like some moves cant be parried?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I think every time you die the time of day shifts
 NewtyNewts: Your stamina meter might be empty?
  TXC2: glitched_goddess  made in India does not mean set in India
Angreed66: dev knows a parry is a block folled by a counterattack
 Earthenone: im sure desertbus's steam page would brag about the same thing 
 wench_tacular: the goggles do nothing!
SHINOBIofFATE: Well this is a game of all time
 sethtriggs: It's like this game has mechanics but you don't get to use them
 bytecaster: Classic early two thousands marketing bullet point, changing time of day.
The_Myrdin: Wow there's day and night!? That's just like Morrowind!
 Anaerin: Do you have to re-set your block for each attack?
 Genie_M: Ran out of stamina
novrdd: gg
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Or the tutorial doesn't teach the reality
  TXC2: 
novrdd: 
 DarkAbyssKeeper: Slowly walk through the man.
 NightValien28: shing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Why did it go grey scale for a second?
 sethtriggs: Oh that horrible screen tearing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Scarifice
 betweenmyself: The next evolution of the Unreliable Narrator: the Untrustworthy Tutorial
 shurtal: I'm about to fufill
glitched_goddess: @txc2 no according to Google it’s supposed to be set in fantasy India
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MelonStorm: woah
The_Myrdin: so this wasn't a tutorial guy, it was a boss????
 sethtriggs: Is this a speedrun?
  TXC2: SUB HYPE NICE
 DarkAbyssKeeper: Time to fight BEN?
 Wolfstrike_NL: We finally learned about the lit stones
  TXC2:   
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 TheMerricat: @The_Myrdin It was indeed a 'boos'
 TheMerricat: boss'
 CAKHost: So they are ripping Legacy of Cain: Blood Omen? 
Aingidh: Fantasy India, with our musketeer capes and katanas.
 shurtal: It was RIGHT THERE
 WiJohn: With any luck we'll get a musical number after the second boss
  TXC2: it's India if the EIC never stopped running the place
Angreed66: boos would have been funnier
ANeMzero: India through the lens of someone who has never been to India
 InquisitorGaia: wait thetemple of kuru? as in the disease that comes from cannibalism?
 ghyllnox: And the swastikas
 sethtriggs: That is true about the lack of assets
novrdd: @ghyllnox Manji
  TXC2: InquisitorGaia  the very same
SHINOBIofFATE: Devil will cry here
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: I would play the heck out an actual Indian inspired fantasy game though
 sethtriggs: but then that's why you hire artists!
 wench_tacular: your stone is lit
johnalogue: @InquisitorGaia I knew "kuru" meant something gross but I forgot what
 Genie_M: It's lit!
 accountmadeforants: Scarifice. At least it's consistent 
 bytecaster: Can we please get an upgrade, thanks
 DarkAbyssKeeper: Why would you need health, learn to parry. 
Altazzzzz: that cape is disturbing
 TheMerricat: @sethtriggs Hire artists? Do you have a link to that asset in the asset store? 
QuixoticScrivener: Kirby intensifies
  TXC2: that's Gunstar Heroes 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It also just occurred to me that the women might have been a search for "serious female"
 NewtyNewts: And the sound effects of your health bar refilling
 Darleysam: I want a game where you sacrifice a power to defeat the boss, and that's how you make it more difficult to progress
 bytecaster: I mean, we are already pretty blue already, that's a good start.
 sethtriggs: Nice thatched house
Firewhiskers: If folks are looking for an actually good game from Indian developers, I recommend "Unrest" (2014).
  TXC2: listening to the AE podcast disavowed me of the Attitude era being good 
 Genie_M: You are out of stamina
 OldUncleDan: The Japanese Buzzsaw...
 TehAmelie: this is beginning to look like a PG_13 version of Myst
 sethtriggs: Oh yeah Mr Fuji managing
 bytecaster: frostbite?
 OldUncleDan: Can't remember his name.
 cgwonder: i think your health froze
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warboss5: I think when your stamina ran out it stopped SHOWING the health damage?
  TXC2: wasn't it Kaientai?
 wench_tacular: secret tunnel!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
EldarLuin: 
 YeetTheRich_:  
 jamesk902: The sub earth?
johnalogue: The submountain!
 DeM0nFiRe: The rare subriver
 sethtriggs: 10/10 no notes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We found the basement
 NewtyNewts: Fell into an open pit
 NightValien28: stealth 100
EldarLuin: IT"S A TRAP
 OldUncleDan: Mr. Fuji of "Hulk Hogan's Rock 'n Roll Wrestling" fame.
   Anubis169: nope, you fucked under 
 WiJohn: Victory condition achieved!
NimrodXIV: we live here now
TheAinMAP: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 MikoKisai: the... subbridge?
The_Myrdin: we live here now
 A_Dub888: 
 YeetTheRich_: bridge troll sim
  TXC2: Adam did this once in Horizon 
 TehAmelie: the subocean calls us, and we shall answer. always-
 NewtyNewts: It's the Subterra
DoodlestheGreat: You'll never find me here!
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 cgwonder: 
 sethtriggs: "It's a Diabolical Trap by Dr. Robotnik!"
 Aarek: 
EldarLuin: Back to the boat!
Altazzzzz: I was here
 bytecaster: @MikoKisai Where the bad teens hang out?
 DarkAbyssKeeper: Subridge is our pet food wholesaler.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sometimes the subocean is ground water
   Anubis169: 
The_Myrdin: try /stuck
EldarLuin: New career path
 Rhynerd: Clip, down into the game’s subriver (to the tune of Old Folks At Home)
 Gekyouryuu: Are we ever gonna find a DOM ocean?
 A_Dub888: !card bridge from below
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 hatsfullofrabbits: I think you just found the magic of Kuru
 bytecaster: But those stones were so lit, though
   Anubis169: Gekyouryuu: that's the skybox
 TehAmelie: kuru is a disease, by the way
 KV1NN4: 
 SK__Ren: Is it the bridge that creates the troll, or the troll that creates the bridge?
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/SecretiveCaringAppleBibleThump-3ceMJn6vTcAr_2iK
 cgwonder: christ
 Aarek: war, war never changes
johnalogue: @Thefluffiestguineapig The sub aquifer
 DigitalSeahorse: 
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: So much UI
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh jeez
 sethtriggs: Oh this is intimidating
 NewtyNewts: Wow that's a blast of design in the face
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Alex!
   Anubis169: he's not holding that spear 
 baltimore_667083: 
 DigitalSeahorse: oof the brightness
 TheMerricat: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1351200/Museum_of_War
  TXC2: possibly AI "art" on the start screen?
 hatsfullofrabbits: Paid for that, though
 jacqui_lantern234: ALEX
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 NewtyNewts: And I meant that before the shot of gooch
 JessKay: nice dream void
 YeetTheRich_: that's so mobile game
CataclysmicReverb: Goodnight, Grundle
 Didero: "hey babe wanna scream into THIS void?"
 TheMerricat: "An epic slasher that takes you back to ancient Greece. Try yourself as a Spartan, defend your king and become a legend! "
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EldarLuin: 
 TehAmelie: feels like we're in Frank Miller's 300 but with clothes
 sethtriggs: He makes sure his merkin is well ventilated
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The cape is still on the struggle bus
evilspoons983: at least we have another cool cape
 Manae: https://clips.twitch.tv/PatientUglyMonkeyPicoMause-JWKcP2NQtmfSdqJb
 accountmadeforants: Yup, this is a civilian alright
 TheMerricat: "Features: Campaign based on the Greco-Persian war More than 20 types of weapons and armor Character upgrade system"
johnalogue: Civilian in a cape with armguards
Aingidh: Dude just boops with that spear
warboss5: "Rebellious helots"  he means slaves, helots=slaves
 Greyah: I love his open-handed grip on that spear.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Why does the spear have a ball on the end?
 JessKay: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Do you want to cube that?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
 sethtriggs: Oh that's not pretty
lannersong: SO vascular!
NimrodXIV: Hollow Man!
 Greyah: He's got a real powerful thumb.
 NewtyNewts: It's well-worn on the inside.
Firewhiskers: Ye old Spartan outhouse
 DarkAbyssKeeper: We are a golem?
 sethtriggs: Is this guy actually a golem?
   Anubis169: Thefluffiestguineapig: I'll tell you when you're older 
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Remember to add borders on your subtitles if can't control the background for them
johnalogue: Inside-face of the body clipping is no
JuneBlue58: Well, acknowledging the existence of helots is a step better than most pop culture depictions of Sparta.
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Borders? Outlines?
 hatsfullofrabbits: Seems blanced
 hatsfullofrabbits: *balanced
 NewtyNewts: Get those helots!
  TXC2: JuneBlue58  helots?
 sethtriggs: Mmmm this feels like a Gilson B. Pontes game with more content
 YeetTheRich_: so this is how sparta lost?
 KBKarma: Wait, did they give up on the Jewel of Kuru?
JuneBlue58: Helots were the slave class in ancient Sparta.
  TXC2: KBKarma  yes
johnalogue: He's a real civilian but he's a skater, thus the arm/kneepads
 KBKarma: Neato.
 NewtyNewts: 100 coin times!
   Anubis169: swaaaaaard
 NoOne_OfConsequence: Leave the prisoners fully armed, of course.
 sethtriggs: u win!
  TXC2: JuneBlue58  ah, oh then, thanks
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So helots is this guy saying "I know greece stuff!"
 KBKarma: What's this 'un?
 cgwonder: you got 100
The_Myrdin: He doesn't even say "bar bar bar bar bar". Historically inaccurate 0/10
 sethtriggs: PING!
DaxStrife: Still not sure how this is a museum.
   Anubis169: jebus the fall speed
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is there a yeet but for kicks?
   Anubis169: you're anti-grav
 Pteraspidomorphi: Was there something shining by the haystack?
JuneBlue58: The reason that full citizens were able to be full-time soldiers is that they enslaved basically everyone else in the region and made them to the actual work of maintaining the state.
  TXC2: KBKarma  Museum of war
Firewhiskers: Red vs Blue
 TehAmelie: i recall the last game we played with spears in it, Amazon Survival
 paronomasiac042: "enchanced"
 BusTed: love enchancing my armor
 bytecaster: Those historical blue armor orb
johnalogue: Our armor has received glow!
 hatsfullofrabbits: Fighting your way to the museum..
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Did you lose to a tree or was there an enemy I didn't see
 Darleysam: as opposed to a theatre of war?
JuneBlue58: So really, the helots are the good guys here.
 sethtriggs: I don't want a membership for this museum
 Didero: Can you at least use your shield?
 OldUncleDan: So, the new "My Adventures With Superman" show is seriously quite excellent!  Loving the new take on so many characters!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is that upgrade attached to that outhouse?
  TXC2: JuneBlue58  I feel like most of he ancient  world did that 
 NewtyNewts: You have to not get stunlocked, yeah
   Anubis169: run and poke strats
 TheMerricat: A dev response in the discussion forums chat: "Thank you for your review and comparison with Assassin's Creed Odyssey. Our game based on Unreal Engine, it's high CPU usage but good performance. We will try to reduce CPU usage in next update. "
 cgwonder: someone had fun making these death noises
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Stick and move
 hatsfullofrabbits: 300!
 TehAmelie: hey what is the yellow bar at the lower edge of the screen?
 Didero: "Armor enchanched"?
 Earthenone: a ro- MANs romance
 UnknownFriday: Why does the terrain remind me  of Fable?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is it enhanced by shit?
JuneBlue58: @TXC2 Slavery was common in ancient Greece, certainly, but Sparta really elevated it as an aspect of their society.
 omdorastrix: would that be a Spartan's Romance?
 sethtriggs: That is one blinged out outhouse, did you see all the stuff in there?
3PlayerPolitics: 
   Anubis169:  💨 SPARTA!
 KBKarma: And they certainly didn't have crescent moons carved on the door.
 TehAmelie: looks like a piss bar
DanTheMediocre: these guys sound like Nog pretending to speak zombie 
 NewtyNewts: You will be protected by your mighty 'shields'!
 Jovh11: Man's romance: Enhanced Edition?
 WiJohn: I'm not sure locking them in the barn is super effective if they can just walk out the back and in to the forest
 DarkAbyssKeeper: Link arms. Squat. Keep the enemy at bay.
ShiyokoCL: @Didero it is enchanted and enhanced
 KBKarma: Spartans practised a man's romance.
 sethtriggs: Oh he's clipped in the ground
 KBKarma: Just without the turle.
 KBKarma: *turlet
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Jovh11 Yes, but you have to not fall into the trap of using the one enclosed toilet
 TehAmelie: Heavenly Sword here
 sethtriggs: "Aaarruuguuuuuughhhh"
 accountmadeforants: It looks like the second swing of the sword is what does the damage, almost?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: When did we get a sword?
 TheMerricat: Chat this is historically accurate to how Spartans fought. 
 RAICx: Actual mechanics surprises everyone
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And why does it look like it's one of those foam swords?
 Wicker_Guide: @Thefluffiestguineapig dropped enemy weapons can be picked up
JuneBlue58: Certain people like to mythologise Sparta, but the reality is that Sparta was a military dictatorship built on the back of extensive slavery.
 accountmadeforants: Yes but this sword doesn't spawn lightning on every motion
 RealGamerCow: I mean, functional in that they only path directly to you
 sethtriggs: Good thing their corpses have no weight!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also possibly you can't block when using the spear?
 iris_of_ether: 
 BusTed: 
 sethtriggs: You're Winner!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is that it?
   Anubis169: WinRAR is you
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Do you just run it back?
  TXC2: JuneBlue58  and then they got their asses handed to them anyway 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Wicker_Guide Ah, that functionality is shocking to me
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The weird ball on the end of the spear is still nonsensical to me
 NewtyNewts: Scimter!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Skimeetr
johnalogue: @JuneBlue58 Good to acknowledge and condemn
 accountmadeforants: Listen, this is the museum of war, not the museum of war swords
Gizmoloid: fantastic edge alignment!
 Earthenone: your brother is calling? 
 Brozard: new ramen crossover
   Anubis169: We're trying to contact you about your Spartan's extended warranty...
kristian_fischer: So people have made the For Honor joke, right?
kristian_fischer: Evening, all.
 Overman27: Are you fighting vault dwellers?
Kaorti: reverse blade sword
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh jeez
 iris_of_ether: Your car's extended warranty!
Firewhiskers: "You see those warriors from Hammerfell? They’ve got curved swords."
  TXC2: hello kristian_fischer  welcome
   Anubis169: it's just machine learning
johnalogue: The fake game news?
 DigitalSeahorse: oh Nichan
 KBKarma: Is this trying to do the Battle of Thermopylae? And is it doing the actual battle or the 300 version?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The sword orientation is locked irrespective of anything around it
 NightValien28: not actual AI, who would've thunk it 
 Darleysam: "are there any counties in Africa that begin with a K" is the other one
Gizmoloid: is that like sword that kept orbiting further and further away from you in Last Hope?
 RetroHibiscus: also called a "skimmy"
 DigitalSeahorse: Nissan pronounced Ni Chan
   Anubis169: ohh they scraped the fextralife wiki
 NewtyNewts: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh no
 BrowneePoints: Shamsir
 BrowneePoints: Shamshir?
Aingidh: NPR had the best description of 'AI' I've seen in a while: "very advanced autocomplete".
DaxStrife: Stop calling it AI, call it plagiarism software.
 BrowneePoints: One of those spellings
 iris_of_ether: Have you seen the "countries in Africa starting with K" issue?
  TXC2: we've come full circle
 bytecaster: I hear sometimes people even use Scimitars +1.
 JadedCynic: we've had a solved problem for decades 
 jamesk902: The next stage is an old school oral examination.
 Gekyouryuu: "How many times does the letter r appear in scintilate?" "Twice." "Where?" "After the s and the c"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @iris_of_ether That was a face palm from me
   Anubis169: that was fantastic
BrindleBoar: cheaters will still just GPT it and rewrite by hand. People are dumb.
johnalogue: The AI is good at associating words, but not at distinguishing reality
 MrTheWalrus: Some of us have terrible handwriting and would be completely hosed by that ‘solution’.
 Darleysam: I think I saw that they fixed it now
 sethtriggs: The Kcountries in Africa was HILARIOUS
 accountmadeforants: Oh, professors need very few excuses to swap to paper tests, even during COVID (as a person who went back to university around 2020)
Gizmoloid: well, it's better than asking ChatGPT "Did you write this?"
ThorSokar: Also this is starting to completely POISON search results
   Anubis169: "The closest is Kenya, which does not start with K but starts with K"
 KBKarma: "While there are 54 recognized countries in Africa, none of them begin with the letter "K". The closest is Kenya, which starts with a "K" sound, but is actually spelled with a "K" sound."
johnalogue: @BrindleBoar People are determined to cheat no matter hard it is
NimrodXIV: ugh
 TheMerricat: "While there are 54 recognized countries in Africa, none of them begin with the letter "K". The closest is Kenya, which starts with a "K" sound, but is actually spelled with a "K" sound. It's always interesting to learn new trivia facts like this."
Stratavarius: Yeah, especially because it was scraping a "deez nuts" joke
 DarkAbyssKeeper: Large language models do not understand the difference between dark souls and real life.
 Darleysam: ^^^
 DigitalSeahorse: Kenya
SquidVorb: That feature is in beta, they haven't rolled it out publicly
 BrowneePoints: Kbkarma put it word for word
 ghyllnox: It's because of the Internet joke ending with "Kenya suck my nuts"
 iris_of_ether: Yeah, the Deez nuts thing makes it extra facepalm
SquidVorb: Regular google gives the correct answer
EldarLuin: k-Sound-enya
 DigitalSeahorse: Cenya?
Firewhiskers: Like Google can't tell between Genesis and Megadrive so you get "Megadrive of the Daleks"
   Anubis169: LOL
 DigitalSeahorse: wat
Traion: LOL
BrindleBoar: 
 sethtriggs: OHHHHHHHH
t3h_f1gm3nt: GOTTEM
 Wicker_Guide: 
johnalogue: oh my gosh
 KBKarma: No. *NO*.
 Brozard: incredible
Gizmoloid: LMAO
  TXC2: we live in the dumbest timeline 
 Didero: it's not even a good 'deez nuts' joke...
 Snowcookies: wow
 Brozard: The internet remains undefeated
 RealGamerCow: I saw a teacher that confronted a student about obvious ChatGPT usage, and they said "No, I didn't use ChatGPT, but my friend who wrote the paper for me might have."
 cgwonder: 
 YeetTheRich_: OH
 jessieimproved: It's..not even a good deez nuts joke
 Rhynerd: WOW
 Brozard: 
glitched_goddess: Scraped Deeze nuts
johnalogue: Obviously untrue, prompting a response
 NewtyNewts: It's terrible.
Gizmoloid: The ULTIMATE GOTEM
Dezufnocosem: source: dude trust me
   Anubis169: it's a failure of oversight
 JadedCynic: abuse of use
TheAinMAP: 
 Drasvin: Scraping deez nuts sounds painful.
 cgwonder: i work as a tour guide in oxford and one of the rooms i tour though was a medieval classroom where students would have debates for their exams. i did a tour a few weeks ago and one of my visitors was a uni professor and she told me they're having serious conversations about going back to the medieval 'disputation' style of exams because of cheating.
NimrodXIV: misuse of technology
johnalogue: A gross misuse of a tool with a specific purpose
 Atarra: coming home to garbage day is delightful, what are we playing?
 JadedCynic: @Anubis169 exactly
  TXC2: it's a failer of regulation
 sethtriggs: Once again Garbage In Garbage Out
 NightValien28: its a failure of the dumb tech bros behind it
DoodlestheGreat: @RealGamerCow 
 SK__Ren: What about Kenya... wow thats actually the best version of this joke I've heard
 DeM0nFiRe: If you google "Who is Steve Jobs" is the first result "Ligma balls"?
 bytecaster: @Atarra an educational museum!
   Anubis169: cgwonder: wonderful
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Humans not understanding what a technology actually does
EldarLuin: Men named Jayne?
evilspoons983: a toot on the subject: https://mastodon.social/@rodhilton/110894818243613681
 saucemaster5000: we're killing devo
warboss5: Does the scimitar's orientation keep changing as you turn your character?
 Atarra: @bytecaster """edutainment""", got it
 sethtriggs: Hahaha I get training now because there's executives that will try to get ChatGPT to write their slide decks with proprietary company info.
 Darleysam: @DeM0nFiRe I've not seen that Jeopardy episode...
 RetroHibiscus: is the scimitar a compass?
 Gekyouryuu: Holy heck, Netflix is making a Scott Pilgrim cartoon, and it stars the actors from the live action movie
 JessKay: more dots!
 RealGamerCow: that 1996 pathing
 KBKarma: MORE DOTS!
 NewtyNewts: Feeeentooooon!
 inconsideratehat: MOAR DOTS
 bytecaster: It is historically documented that the Spartans were really great at kiting in their war efforts.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
ThorSokar: yea, turns out that guy IS just an ass
 RealGamerCow: ok stop dots.
 JessKay: ok stop dots
johnalogue: @Gekyouryuu The cartoon using the live-action actors...presumably at voice actors? That seems weird.
   Anubis169: My name is Maximus Derpicus Multiplicus...
ShiyokoCL: just noticed you can play soccer with your fallen enemies
 KBKarma: *surprised Pikachu face*
 TheMerricat: For the younglings in chat....  https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/50-dkp-minus-onyxia-wipe-more-dots
 KBKarma: ARCHRS.
 Gekyouryuu: @johnalogue yeah, they're voicing who they played in the movie
   Anubis169: I see you have mastered the Spartan Shuffle
 Rourke9: also good time to remember that the spartans were not even particularly talented militarily, for all the propaganda there is about them
 KBKarma: *Archers
 DarkAbyssKeeper: Twerk to draw aggro.
 DigitalSeahorse: he's a bushman
 Greyah: Holy shit I did not expect to hear that.
kristian_fischer: rchrs
johnalogue: @Rourke9 Interesting! How did they get the reputation, if there's a real reason?
 sethtriggs: Healthy!
 arcaneIllumination: I had to go through a mandatory learning course on generative AI for my job yesterday, despite the fact that generative AI has nothing to do with my job.
 cgwonder: not to call this game unrealistic, but i very much doubt the persian army was fighting in hot pink armour
 JessKay: love the archers' pants
   Anubis169: noooooooooo
 bytecaster: Way unhealthy, but archerfree!
 Wicker_Guide: @Rourke9 'Gotta own the 'libs' and the 'elites', even if the 'lib elites' are a misunderstood progagandistic history of 'Athens' that you contrast with misunderstood propagandistic history of 'Sparta'
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Atarra: @arcaneIllumination nothing YET, clearly -_-
Duffadash: Wait, that sounds effect sounded familiar
 bytecaster: It scales with dex and strength after all
 NewtyNewts: It's like this game forgot the value of having a single-hand spear and a single-hand shield...
evilspoons983: @arcaneIllumination to be honest that's probably a good idea
 Rourke9: @johnalogue not certain, but this article has links to a lot of sources https://foreignpolicy.com/2023/07/22/sparta-popular-culture-united-states-military-bad-history/
Aingidh: Stick 'em in the beans?
   Anubis169: Please take a number and form an orderly queue
 DigitalSeahorse: why is Kentucky calling me?
johnalogue: @Rourke9 In my tab hoard now, thank you. Don't worry, I use tab unloading/panels w/Sidebery. 
   Anubis169: oh that's an idea
JuneBlue58: @Rourke9 The Thebans just wondering why people aren't naming their supersoldier programs after them. XD
 Wicker_Guide: Thucydides
 bytecaster: The spartans were great at animation cancelling
 NewtyNewts: Single skirmisher seems like a poor choice against multiple combatants from different ranges
 Greyah: It looks like you're cancelling startup frames into more startup frames, but that could also be you getting hitstunned.
 DarkAbyssKeeper: Instant sinus relief.
 sethtriggs: The SFX sounds like the whole vomit sequence from Stand By Me (I think it was)
 KBKarma: That is not how you use a spear, by the way.
 Earthenone: the helmets are historicaly accurate, why? the long face
 NewtyNewts: The Spartans had Infinite Sword Glitch
 RetroHibiscus: you should have seen the frametraps of thermopylae
JuneBlue58: But they weren't very successful, on the whole.
 MrQBear: @Earthenone 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, the fatigue of all these job interviews that lead to nothing has caught up to me and I need a nap, this is silly and I will catch it on the VOD
   Anubis169: The spartans could move-swap
 Darleysam: asd Zack Snyder left out the important scene where Leonidas studies the frame data
 BrowneePoints: I thought it was all the eugenics and gay fireside sex
 Darleysam: *sad
DoodlestheGreat: Spartans have invul frames
Firewhiskers: Into the eat grinder once more
  TXC2: so long Thefluffiestguineapig  sleep well
Firewhiskers: meat
doubledbear: The default rpg maker sfx really get me everytime
 Gekyouryuu: Ok, just found out more, the Scott Pilgrim show has Edgar Wright producing, the entire live action cast voicing their characters, Masaki Yuasa's anime studio Science Saru working on it, it's written by the creator of the original books, and the band from the game is making the music
 KBKarma: Oh hey, you reset their aggro.
 DarkAbyssKeeper: "Our arrows will blot out the sun." "We have i-frames in the shade."
 cgwonder: @Gekyouryuu that sounds pretty promising!
rustenskurk: In actual history the Spartans were practically unable to do military campaigns far from home, because the small soldier citizen class needed to stay home and suppress the slave class full time
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   Anubis169: LOL
 MrQBear: @Gekyouryuu Oh, Anamanaguchi is involved too? Thta's a detail I didn't know, and I'm now even more unreasonably excited.
   Anubis169: All at once or one at a time!
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 muondecay: Spartan society collapsed with the invention of rollback net code
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JuneBlue58: @rustenskurk And so we come full circle back to acknowledging that the helots existed. 
 Gekyouryuu: @cgwonder there's a trailer out already and it looks great
 DarkAbyssKeeper: Helmuseum?
 Rourke9: https://foreignpolicy.com/2023/07/22/sparta-popular-culture-united-states-military-bad-history/
 KBKarma: It seems like a shit museum, since it's very false.,
Firewhiskers: Doing the Spartan shimmy
 Rourke9: Reposting artcle from earlier
   Anubis169: shit!
 Greyah: Problem with fighting the Persians was that their proximity aggro made them historically impossible to ambush.
   Anubis169: Militant what sorry?
johnalogue: @rustenskurk Wow, that reminds me about what I've been reading about the US CW where the insurgents kept having uprisings over taxation and drafts
 OldUncleDan: The Spartans may have won the war, but the Athenians came out ahead in the long term.
 cgwonder: lads lads lads
 KBKarma: Where's Leonidas?
 ValTheDrake: Bret Deveaux, an ancient military historian though he specialises in Rome, does a good writeup on it here as well: https://acoup.blog/category/collections/this-isnt-sparta/
Firewhiskers: Get Leonidas killed plz
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johnalogue: If Leon is so good he can defend himself, why is this an escort?
 saucemaster5000: this is your chance to impale gerard butler
 TheThromborax: Sparta was a Police State. There were something like 30 slaves for every Spartan Warrior.
warpstonewarlock: Wait, wasn't that Helm's Deep horn sound?
 TheThromborax: Spartans were cops
 Rourke9: once the atheans captured around 1200 spartan soldiers and sparta panicked and sued for peace bc that was like 10% of their total ruling class
warboss5: Their culture was WAR!  And they were actually kinda shit at it
 DarkAbyssKeeper: Violence isn't culture?
 Caffine1138: Good at fighting, Bad at Logistics
 InquisitorGaia: are you talking about the US or sparta?
 TheMerricat: Helots were the literal name of the Spartan slaves. Sparta would actually form army units using them and then when they won a battle the Spartans would get them drunk and kill them in their sleep because they were afraid that if the slaves were _at all_ able to fight back they'd lose.
JuneBlue58: Hence the rise of Athens as a maritime empire following the second Persian War.
   Anubis169: the blender!
  TXC2: InquisitorGaia  yes
 MrTheWalrus: ‘The Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey’ at home
 Genie_M: And still.....
BrindleBoar: shocking
 PixelArtDragon: Is Leonidas the one with the different cape?
 Anaerin: I mean, history is written by the victors...
 Rourke9: their society was at least 60% slaves and they were exceptionally poorly treated even for slaves of the time
 OldUncleDan: @Caffine1138 Kinda the opposite of the Union army during the U.S. Civil War.
johnalogue: The fact the Persian empire was an *empire* probably indicates a better logistical and administrative capability
 JadedCynic: Even Cookie Monster could tell these dudes that 'War is a SOMETIMES political tool'
Pal_Friendpatine: All of that is in part why Athens became the capital instead of Sparta
 DigitalSeahorse: 
JuneBlue58: And even though Sparta did eventually win the Peloponnesian War, Athens asserted its independence again almost immediately afterwards while Sparta went into sharp decline.
 TheMerricat: @Anaerin Which is why it's weird that people idolize the Spartans, they weren't the victors.
 Rourke9: @ValTheDrake hes the same one who wrote that other article i posted as well!
 NervousHair: fast bois
 Genie_M: Quad damage!
 DigitalSeahorse:   
  TXC2: JuneBlue58  so phyric victory for sparta
 Rourke9: @JuneBlue58 and they only won by taking a bunch of funding from the persian empire to beat athens
 JessKay: enchanced
 NervousHair: music is a trash can falling down a long staircase
 ValTheDrake: @Rourke9 ah, that makes sense, that's his personal blog where he does a lot of cool stuff
 DarkAbyssKeeper: Dealt damage increased. Shame about the past tense. Only improves the damage you already dealt.
   Anubis169: Can't hear shit cap'n
 BrowneePoints: I mean Athens is why they won the war anyways
johnalogue: @OldUncleDan Similar to the OTHER army, though. Many heroic offensives! For no actual gain! Even had the massive internal policing issues
 mulligan2six: The music is incredible
 Tangsm: "Keep going! We've almost reached the drummers!"
lannersong: I literally went to a drum circle in the woods last weekend and that was way louder than in person
 DigitalSeahorse: 
EldarLuin: Hello Silence my old friend
evilspoons983: they're on break
 NervousHair: music died
 mulligan2six: The drummers got scared and ran away
Angreed66: @TheMerricat People who wanted to be a strongarm leader propped up their image.
 Didero: "hey instead of making this level smaller, why not give speed boosts"
JuneBlue58: @TXC2 Yes, though Phyrrus wouldn't come along for a little while and fought against the Romans. 
warboss5: Did you accidentally skip over a spawn flag somewhere?
Firewhiskers: When does this become a musou game?
 OldUncleDan: @johnalogue Exactly!
   Anubis169: Keep going we've almost reached the subocean
 cgwonder: tup tup tup tup
 Darleysam: my guilty pleasure is Snyder's ramping 
 NervousHair: drummer had a stronk
 Rhynerd: Did you walk past the persian spawnpoints?
 TheMerricat: You ran so fast you outpassed the script triggers 
 JadedCynic: the musicians saw you running for them and fled
 bytecaster: And now its just hoplite breathing ASMR
EldarLuin: Modern tents
 NewtyNewts: So... where are your soldiers too?
EldarLuin: Ren fair returned?
 DarkAbyssKeeper: But not Spartans. So why count them?
 Caffine1138: yeah. there were about 2000+ locals.
 Rourke9: sounds like a good meme!
 theamc2000: Tbf, 300 is based of a comic
 TehAmelie: something like 15,000 citizen soldiers, and 300 spartans
 BrowneePoints: But yeah reminder that the Athenian Commander of the Joint Fleet is why the Greeks won. Not Sparta
   Anubis169: It was a comic book wasn't it?
   Anubis169: 300 was a comic
 Simriel: 300 Spartans, about 3000 Athenians
 Darleysam: Same!
  TXC2: 300 was style over substance, but boy was it some style
 DarkAbyssKeeper: 300 was a good film. Not accurate to history. See also, Hamilton.
 cgwonder: well you did get a speed boost, so maybe to just zoomed away from them
 TheMerricat: Dawn of the Dead wasn't bad, it just wasn't that close to the original Dawn of the Dead.
 NervousHair: just like how america won ww2. just america. by itself.
 Ctabbe: my favorite recent take i heard was that the spartans are the Firefly of history. cancelled too soon but probably would not have been good if it continued
rustenskurk: I genuinely wonder if 300 majorly influenced the cinematic language of action movies for a decade to come
JuneBlue58: Snyder's problem is that he has garbage politics and doesn't understand any of the source material he works from.
   Anubis169: ohhhhhhh
 Genie_M: The monsters and magic kinda gave it away that it was not a documentary
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Almost shot for panel.
 DigitalSeahorse: except for the ending
 Nigouki: Muscular topless Michael Fassbender 
 Caffine1138: the good thing was that they didn't pretend that it wasn't.
 kilnfiendpotter: Yeet Frank Miller into the sun, he's such an ass
 bytecaster: Rarely used war tactic: Avoiding all the spawn triggers.
 NewtyNewts: I think this is the end, but without the enemies you can't get the end-of-level trigger
Aingidh: Wish he'd have used DC comics as storyboards...
 KV1NN4: Frank Miller is more offensive to me vs Zack Snyder these days
   Anubis169: it had the graphic novel style, same as Sky Commander
NimrodXIV: OOF
 OldUncleDan: I have always felt that Athena/Minerva was vastly superior at warfare than Ares/Mars.
 Caffine1138: woof
 JadedCynic: WOOOW
  TXC2: now that's a take
baskwalla: Dang
3PlayerPolitics: omg
t3h_f1gm3nt: that is a SPICY take
 accountmadeforants: 
 sethtriggs: LOL
 electra310: Perfect, A+
 BrowneePoints: We stan Grant Morrison. NB Sovereign of comics @kilnfiendpotter
 kilnfiendpotter: How can you burn an entire dead civilization like that
lannersong: Spicy yet flavorful
 TheThromborax: Zak Snyder's Kingdom Come would have been amazing but instead we got Super Instagram Filter The Movie
 JadedCynic: *Fencing Judge raises flag*  POINTE!
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johnalogue: @kilnfiendpotter Clearly, someone already burned them
 electra310: "Actually kind of terrible if you think hard, but entertaining"
   Anubis169: and they're all homing in on you
   Anubis169: and only you
JuneBlue58: @OldUncleDan For what it's worth, Mars was a very different take on the deity than Ares owing to how differently the Romans approached warfare.
 Caffine1138: getting big Bannerlord vibes from this fight
 Simriel: Does Snyder actually have bad politics or is he just like, powerfully uncritical of the things he liked when he was young
 DigitalSeahorse: let's pass the pass again
 sethtriggs: Training must be easy when everyone's identicate.
Firewhiskers: Ronald Mcdonald army
 raulghoulia: those are the Immortals
 DigitalSeahorse: "I'll pass."
 Ctabbe: that was overly sarcastic productions joke, not mine, but im glad you liked it
 TehAmelie: those capes, so orange
EldarLuin: Target Barbie
johnalogue: @Simriel That's how you *develop* bad politics
 OldUncleDan: @JuneBlue58 That's fair.
  TXC2: Simriel  a bit of both
 theamc2000: Why is the bgm bay transformer music stuck on loop
JuneBlue58: @Simriel He's a self-described objectivist in the Randian sense. Terrible politics.
 KV1NN4: music sounds vaguely like one of the tracks from road quest if it was being butchered..oh then it changed nvm
 BrowneePoints: Yeah the Romans downplayed Pallas Athena, invented Bellona and Venerated Mars
 Simriel: Oh he's an Objectivist? Ugh #
 They_Are_Alyx: @simriel I mean he's been wanting to adapt Ayn Rand for years...
 TheMerricat: Zac Snyder isn't a bad person they just don't have a very good outlook on the world.
johnalogue: @JuneBlue58 Objectivism was literally a cult by the definition of cult experts. They had banned books.
 prince_infidel: He's said some good stuff the past few years
 vegetalss4: From what I hear he's really good to work with and thus popular with the actors in his movies
 JadedCynic: because you can trust EVERYTHING you read on the internet...
 NewtyNewts: I just refer to them as a conspiracy board
 NervousHair: zack snider destroyed our crops and poisoned our water supply
Carlioo: Has snyder made a movie that wasn't based on a comic now that I think about it?
 OldUncleDan: @BrowneePoints Forgot about Bellona!  Good call!
 TheThromborax: what's a good fandom?
 prince_infidel: I think he's not an Objectivist anymore
 TheThromborax: I'll join that
  TXC2: the synder cult don't even like Synder really 
   Anubis169: most of the time it's useless trying to determine it via info gathered on the internet
 Caffine1138: ANY online fan cult is exhausting
 JadedCynic: "Fandoms were a mistake; they're nothing but blind garbage"
Alistair_Cookie: My favorite subset is the ones who think Netflix will revive the Snyder-DC-verse
kristian_fischer: Zack Snyder turned me into a newt!
Firewhiskers: Given Sucker Punch, Snyder's feelings toward women arent great
 TheMerricat: @TheThromborax LRR Community
Duffadash: Dawn of the Dead?
jimsmithkka: what was the issues with sucker punch?
 Simriel: I came to the conclusion that Rands Individualism, was the single individual of Ayn Rand.
lannersong: it's the same flavor over and over with diminishing returns
 DigitalSeahorse: no health?
 satyropodobny: sooner or later he's going to gravitate towards being openly alt right
 TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun Graham did you ever catch Snyder's first movie? The Dawn of the Dead remake?
 DarkAbyssKeeper: Snyder is very good at achieving what he sets out to make. Some of that is not for me.
   Anubis169: Next mission!
EldarLuin: Sucker Punch ReWatch with Love?
 OldUncleDan: Do you know what is good?  "My Adventures With Superman!"
 DigitalSeahorse: night attack
 ggodopaste: Zac Snyder could have been the best second-unit guy in Hollywood  but instead he is in charge of whole movies.
johnalogue: @JadedCynic Fandom.com was a mistake
  TXC2: Graham vs Moviebob discuss Sucker punch is something I'd pay to watch
 DarkAbyssKeeper: @EldarLuin Rewatch with Increasing Indignance.
lannersong: @ggodopaste Very accurate.
 Simriel: Wait she died on social assistance?
 BrowneePoints: Sucker punch, visually great. Needed 18 more rewrites
 Mazrae: Ooo just a little late for garbage day
 Simriel: Ahahahahahaha
 bytecaster: porb
   Anubis169: TO THE MOON
 NewtyNewts: Superman!
 cgwonder: yeet
JuneBlue58: Turns out, rugged individualism is bullshit.
 TehAmelie: i think Snyder was the one who said Superman had to kill that guy because it's "unrealistic" if Superman is just invincible
 JadedCynic: @TheMerricat sadly the execption that proves the rule - that the LRR community has existed so long and managed to avoid toxicity the whole time is one of the few reasons I don't nope out of humanity 
 DigitalSeahorse: I blinked too
 sethtriggs: Team Rocket's Blasting off Again!
  TXC2: JuneBlue58  yes
 electra310: It turns out when you spend your life making sure that nobody likes you, the government is still obligated to assist you
 cgwonder: @BrowneePoints i feel like that assessment could apply to all of snyder's movies
 JadedCynic: @johnalogue oh yeah, but that's for other reasons...
Khorak_The_Mighty: watchmen was a movie
 Rourke9: I once worked at a government phone line. Because of my name, they asked if I had read The Fountainhead, then talked about how much they loved it. THEN they asked me to fix their traffic light 
 Rourke9: they did not see the irony
 NervousHair: @juneblue58 also, screw subsistance farming
 muondecay: Patrick Willems has a great video essay about Snyder's filmography and history. Its...interesting.
 TheMerricat: Zack Snyder is _FINE_ if you don't let him write the plot.
 bo_brinkman: @Rourke9 Wow.
 sethtriggs: You know, I wonder when you punt these guys to space, do they lock their knees together like Jesse from Team Rocket does?
 Rourke9: *a caller asked me, not the phone line
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/AnnoyingResilientCaribouNerfBlueBlaster-KXDohfI77r0zLCtl
Firewhiskers: Joss Whedon
 TheThromborax: Joss Weadon, another POS
 NewtyNewts: It's probably very fragile in terms of what triggers the next wave/mission end
 TehAmelie: Superman? an unrealistic character? oh my
 theamc2000: There was a lot of background meddling
   Anubis169: I loved the Snyder Cut
 electra310: @Rourke9 The prime motivator gets out there and chops down the traffic light!
   Anubis169: it was just the right amount of slow-burn
 TheThromborax: to be fair, Snyder left because his kid died
 Didero: The whatnow
   Anubis169: sorry what?
 BITs19_: Folding Ideas has a really good video on the snyder cut
 Caffine1138: a whatnow of what?
SquidVorb: Did someone actually try to remake it?
 DarkAbyssKeeper: Imagine being so popular as a director that everyone is somehow convinced you're an amazing editor?
Athelgar: But it was finished? Wasnt that the cluts whole argument?
Gizmoloid: the what?
 cgwonder: from what i've heard the snyder cut is genuinely better than the original, but it's also four hours long so i haven't seen it
 NervousHair: i want to see the 3 hour cut of waterworld
 lamina5432: There’s an anime movie about film making that talks of cutting scenes.
 Simriel: Joss Whedon is just straight up a piece of shit.
   Anubis169: NervousHair: The Ulysses Cut?
johnalogue: @JadedCynic I saw the company page of one of the ad services they use and the quote from their CEO was featured. Advertising tech sites are always...a joy to find.
 TheThromborax: oh, yes agree
   Anubis169: Workprint?
 bytecaster: work print
 NewtyNewts: Fan edit?
 paronomasiac042: workprint?
 BrowneePoints: While I didn't like The Last Jedi, I ain't touching a "fan edit" of it with a 10ft pole
evilspoons983: on less crap movie news, I saw Oppenheimer in 70 mm IMAX yesterday and it was pretty damn good
ANeMzero: Give us the Qwerpline Season 2 Corpsing Cut!
 bytecaster: The mouth noises cut
   Anubis169: LOL
 Caffine1138: lol
 sethtriggs: Oh yeah like the requested Director's Cut of Road Quest!
EldarLuin: Road Quest  work edit!
 NervousHair: i want a cut of only burps and farts
TheAinMAP: 
 DeM0nFiRe: Skill issue tbh 
 cgwonder: can you change your character with the 'hero' menu?
 Nigouki: ok but do please bring back corpsing to QWRPline
 Manae: Can that "daily task" be clicked on?
 Master_Gunner: Give us the QWRPLine cut that's 28 minutes of y'all going "um..." and "uh...."
 Robot_Bones: I can't believe you guys are holding the Beej Cut of Road Quest away from us
   Anubis169: When is the director's cut of Desert Bus? 
 TehAmelie: did you hear about Joss Whedon getitng into legal trouble because he apparently  is a fictional character born in "Santa Monica, New York"
 Darleysam: This objective: let Leonidas die?
Aenir798: When are we getting the Stark cut of Road Quest?
 Rourke9: maybe the scrolls unlock NG+ content
 DarkAbyssKeeper: Who are you to tell us we don't want 30,000 hours of ums, ahs, and Graham's stutter?
EldarLuin: Fans suck.
 NervousHair: @anubis169 i feel like that would involve naked beej
 PixelArtDragon: I only made it through like 10 minutes of x2 speed of the 6-hour Road Quest footage
 cgwonder: i was barbie today and it was fantastic
walkeroftales: release the bhole cut of roadquest
johnalogue: @EldarLuin Only in one direction
ANeMzero: Barbie was very good.
 JadedCynic: the key thing to remember is:  'fan' is short for "FANATIC" and that should warn you of their behaviour
Stratavarius: Barbie was good, yeah
 ArcOfTheConclave: Barbie was very fun
 Gekyouryuu: Barbie was great
 BrowneePoints: Barbie is REAL good
 Caffine1138: speaking of Museums. There was a former employee of the British Museum arrested for doing unto them what they had done unto other countries
walkeroftales: opppenbie
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/DeadHumbleDiamondVoHiYo-tfKP3fPrhGXt4ZND
 satyropodobny: hbomberguy made a great essay on how director's cuts don't really exists as this "true auteur vision"
 electra310: Barbie was so fun.
   Anubis169: Barbie I saw, it's very much a social commentary movie
 cgwonder: barbie is very different from what i expected, and amazing
   Anubis169: Oppenheimer I haven't seen yet
 NervousHair: oppan barbie style
 sethtriggs: Oh we got a hootenanny here!
 DigitalSeahorse: and it will blow your ears out if you're not ready to plug them
evilspoons983: it was neat to see a "real movie" on a film IMAX print, but yeah  you can just watch it on your TV and it's fine
  TXC2: NervousHair  get out 
 TehAmelie: i so loved Barbie and i have no incentive whatsoever to watch Oppenheimer
 BrowneePoints: Oppenheimer is a solid 7.5/10, Barbie was a 9/10
 RetroHibiscus: I wanted to see the demon core kill a man
 LavenderCreations: Barbie is good... but too be honest it's really funny how upset people got cause it's like.. Remedial Feminism 101. I was honestly hoping for more, but eh
 RetroHibiscus: 
 TheThromborax: I almost drove 6 hours to see Oppenheimer in Best IMax in Toronto but cancelled at the last minute and instead haven't seen it at all
walkeroftales: oppenheinie
evilspoons983: I think they explicitly kept the spectacle down
Alistair_Cookie: That was me & The Imitation Game.  More nerdy cryptography & computer stuff
 KV1NN4: @NervousHair Go on...
 NervousHair: @txc2 
 PixelArtDragon: The first artificial nuclear reactor!
  TXC2: did they have the demon core?
 sethtriggs: Get to tha choppa
Aenir798: Rewrite history
 Alchemistmerlin: What in the benny hill did I just walk in to
johnalogue: You don't need "other people" to fight a war!
 PixelArtDragon: But apparently, there's a good chance there has been a naturally occurring nuclear reactor
   Anubis169: LavenderCreations: I've taken to not paying attention to shoutiness about a movie before I've seen it, 'cause for about 6 years now everybody's desperate you reach the same opinion as them before you even see the damn thing
Aenir798: @Alchemistmerlin It's a historical documentary about the Spartans fighting the Persians
Angreed66: @PixelArtDragon the sun
 NewtyNewts: You Lost... so pretty true to history then
 JadedCynic: I think considering the current stat of my psyche, I'll watch The Barbie Movie before Oppenheimer; I need good vibes; watching a srs bsns character-driven drama wouldn't be of any help to me
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 raulghoulia: pretty sure I had this dream last night
 TehAmelie: numerous people report dumping their boyfriends after watching Barbie, so i feel like that remedial feminism was needed
 bytecaster: What does the hero button do?
JuneBlue58: Reading Richard Feynman's recollections of his time working on the Manhattan Project was very good.
   Anubis169 drumrolls
 PixelArtDragon: @Angreed66 Nope, there was one on Earth
 sethtriggs: Just like the Jewel of Kudu dev squeezed one out!
 wench_tacular: 
 Coloneljesus: hive the board game is great
   Anubis169: oh dis gon' be good
   Anubis169: LOL
 Pteraspidomorphi: Right, I was confused for a sec
 OldUncleDan: Next on Watch + Play:  Baldur's Gate 3.
  Foxmar320: We woke the Hive?
 JadedCynic: conjoined twins?
 LavenderCreations: @Anubis169 yeah, that's totally fair. a lot of people were just very upset about like... the most base-line takes about feminism and it made me laugh
 NervousHair: that burp is in the lrr cut
EldarLuin: Is it two, or one?
Angreed66: @PixelArtDragon well that too. All you would need is the right concentration of fuel.
 sethtriggs: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh edgy sound effects OK
 JadedCynic: @EldarLuin yes
 RealGamerCow: why does this look familiar?
johnalogue: @TehAmelie That's really sad, but I'm glad it worked?
 ArcOfTheConclave: barf
gooey_xylophone: they are two men
 KBKarma: I HATE THAT HUD.
 TehAmelie: indeed
 SK__Ren: reminds me of Killing Floor
 cgwonder: god this ui is awful
 TheMerricat: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1311300/HIVE/
 KBKarma: Honestly, I hate that everything.
 NewtyNewts: That motion is so nauseating!
 sethtriggs: I'm getting ready to get knocked sick by this
evilspoons983: the gun sound effect is super familiar and also bad
 Astra7525: Looks like shitty Killing Floor
 Caffine1138: Rip and Tear (the screen)
 TheMerricat: Take on the role of a man forced to take down the Hive-mind that has taken over the world - One monster at a time.
 SK__Ren: The graphic style at least
 RealGamerCow: or are all of these just combining int a monolithic pile of shmeng
 BITs19_: this sure is an open arena with geometry
 KBKarma: Ooo, barks.
 JessKay: bye bye
 BITs19_: bye bye!
 bytecaster: Duke?
AniLunchbox: one good ( or bad ) thing about Oppenheimer is it might lead to a remake of Hitchcock's Vertigo with Robert Downey JR
 KV1NN4: did you reach into sewage to get that gun??
 SK__Ren: oh yeah, Killing Floor it is then
 northos: 
 Genie_M: Bye-bee!
   Anubis169: LavenderCreations: there'll always be people upset, and even more people performing being upset for clout, and people outraging for clout over the people being upset for clout...
 TheMerricat: "Survive waves of evil Hive-members, giant bosses, all while unraveling the mystery of how your world was taken over only four months ago. You'll need to fight off the horde, maintain your Fortitude - or face the consequences. Search for clues, or go in guns blazing and save your planet. "
 PixelArtDragon: @PixelArtDragon It basically had the right mix of flowing water and the regulating materials, plus the fissible uranium would have been in higher concentrations millions of years ago
   Anubis169: not worth the brain power
 sethtriggs: Wow this map feels famliar
 JadedCynic: @LavenderCreations oh yeah, the 'wait, barbie is woke feminist BS' from these twits who have ignored the property for FIFTY YEARS 
 Tangsm: Oh, they have a massage chair area like the mall.
 TheAwkes: Assetfliup McLightingengine
 cgwonder: yeah we've definitely seen this map before
 Coloneljesus: F
 MaelstronSolenor: E
 sethtriggs: But why destroy shrine?
 NewtyNewts: Think that's supposed to be an E
 DarkAbyssKeeper: I think that's E
 Caffine1138: I think it might be E
Koios7: i think its E
 KV1NN4: E or F?
   Anubis169: it's all algorithm-driven bs
 KBKarma: Press F to show respect.
Koios7: compare it to the E in destroy
 Greyah: The font is crap, it’s definitely an E
 Anaerin: I think it's E, with a stylized font.
 LavenderCreations: @JadedCynic right?! like... Barbie was -always- about "girls can do anything"? how did they think this was new??
 TehBrokenHart: That looks like a bad E, not an F
 bytecaster: What is that orb?
 NervousHair: im just surprised it has any voice acting
johnalogue: I heard Canada was going to charge Google/FB royalties for showing Canadian news sites, but idk if that's still happening
 PsychoI3oy: why are you dropping the slide after inserting the mag then racking the slide again?
 sethtriggs: Nice ragdoll that's hwo ya do it
 NervousHair: unless it is robo voice
Aenir798: Why are they ragdolling to the right
   Anubis169: Holy shit an Angel
 paronomasiac042: man, graham is gonna love these ragdolls
 accountmadeforants: "Don't be a hero, don't even try", inspirational
 KBKarma: I see a lot of text popping up. But it's the same text every time?
 TehAmelie: this is giving me flashbacks to the old. old W+P streams
 sethtriggs: Ewww looks like a roast turkey
 Rhynerd: Time for the piece of wood
 YeetTheRich_: this actually looks ok
 KBKarma: It's E, not F.
 Caffine1138: I think E is the interact key
 DarkAbyssKeeper: E in a borken font.
 KV1NN4: E not F?
 TehAmelie: haven't seen a human terrarium game in so long
 Rhynerd: Seriously, that’s just a piece of wood ain’t it?
 bytecaster: It's E in a terrible font
 Alchemistmerlin: A bunch of zombies and then John Shotgunman
 TheAwkes: An E with a faded lower arm. Bad design, get!
 KBKarma: Yeah, it's E.
johnalogue: That yeah sounded like a mildly enthusiastic response, not a "YEAH!"
 ZephyrousOne: Did you just bludgeon a roast chicken with a square dowel?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 sethtriggs: He is also Scarface
 They_Are_Alyx: @johnalogue Sure is. In response, they've basically blocked Canadian news entirely
 KBKarma: Oh, that hit you.
 JadedCynic: love the 'blown away by bullet impact but 90 degrees perpendicular to the direction of impact'
 Atarra: slap slap slap
 mulligan2six: The lens flare is a choice...
 Anaerin: It's an E, just like in "WAVE" on the bottom left.
 KBKarma: E.
 sethtriggs: Niiiice
EldarLuin: F to loot gun?
 Rhynerd: A shotgun blast is 5 health
 sethtriggs: LOL I thought that was E to Loo
 NightValien28: this is an interesting redfall mod 
   Anubis169: LOL
gooey_xylophone: f
 KBKarma: Wow. That's stupid.
EldarLuin: Wow. Fonts are important
 JadedCynic: yeah E with the bottom 'paint worn off'
 sethtriggs: This font is very bad
 SK__Ren: F for E
   Anubis169: press E to pay respects
 Aarek: pistol CLIP
  TXC2: boo, boo this game
 cgwonder: talking of movies, is anyone else surprised about how quickly the new hunger games movie got turned around? the book only came out in 2020 i am super surprised by how quick they produced that!
johnalogue: @They_Are_Alyx I hope others follow the lead or they're forced to give in. Hope being the keyword.
 bytecaster: Can we address the orb?
 sethtriggs: Bust a move! Bust a cap!
 PixelArtDragon: @bytecaster Can we ponder the orb?
 KV1NN4: No time to Ponder!
 DigitalSeahorse: ORB
EldarLuin: At least the running is fast
 NervousHair: who let shadow the hedgehog make a video game with glacoma
warpstonewarlock: Don't ponmder the orb. Scry instead.
 PixelArtDragon: Oh it's the Traveler!
 YeetTheRich_: 
 sethtriggs: Why orb? Are we on Mobius?
   Anubis169: hey Alex (brandishes 2x4) post's arrived!
warpstonewarlock: *ponder
 mulligan2six: Is there a UI stabilization option?
 DigitalSeahorse: Keep Calm
 sethtriggs: "Keep Calm and Carry On" ahahahahahahaah
 bytecaster: Don't slander the good name of Sam Stone, the Serious.
 KBKarma: What is that number in the centre of the screen that's decreasing?
werth_it: this FOV is crazy
  TXC2: cgwonder  producers think YA novels are cash, they want a new Harry Potter
 cgwonder: i like the ominous messages on the buildings
johnalogue: done the most to your eyes
 NewtyNewts: My best recollection is a driving game
johnalogue: @TXC2 Whyyyyyyy
 sethtriggs: I remember that game!
 bo_brinkman: 887 Tomahawks
 NervousHair: My nissan!
 sethtriggs: Aw thought you could drive the car in the middle of the field
  TXC2: johnalogue  money my dear boy
 MrTheWalrus: It keeps going up?
 cgwonder: @TXC2 oh yeah and the original hunger games trilogy did so well that it would have been a dumb idea not to cash in on the prequel, i just didn't realise you could go from 'book being published' to 'completed movie' in less than three years!
 jamesk902: Crafting materials maybe?
EldarLuin: durability?
 miniMacGuru: Is the axe some kind of score?
 SK__Ren: Round score?
 Rhynerd: A currency of some sort
Aenir798: it's going down
 Brozard: nah, that's a reflex tester
 NewtyNewts: Stamina? Score?
DaxStrife: How many axes are you on, my dude?
 sethtriggs: Oh the motion blur on the HUD bleeeaauuuughh
johnalogue: @TXC2 but why is money there? This is a question to every person in the chain. Consumers, marketers, directors, etc.
 Rhynerd: Perhaps powered by violence and looting
   Anubis169: cgwonder; Twilight did it, if that crap can, good stuff can too!
 Rhynerd: Man, this city’s sene better days.
baskwalla: I know you planned it
johnalogue: is that a Golf crossbred with an Ioniq 5?
Angreed66: road's way too wide to be a city
 RealGamerCow: ticks down with time, up with loot?
   Anubis169: clipozine!
 cgwonder: @Anubis169 good point. the trailer looks good, and i thought the book was really interesting, so hopefully they pull it off!
 NewtyNewts: Maybe it's a combat-readiness-score or something
 Rhynerd: Maybe it’s like a DMC scoring system?
 bytecaster: The way to fascinate a gamer is by number go up after all, so they are doing that.
EldarLuin: Enemies to shoot? I think G's getting demanding...
Dezufnocosem: trying to describe watch+play games is like listening to your friend describe their bad drug trips
  TXC2: it's not a road, it's a stroad
 eric_christian_berg: I am, in fact, statistically American.
Aenir798: I am also statistically American
EldarLuin: Must loot car from the CORRECT side
 Featherweight_: This no mans sky update is a lot
Creideiki_SE: Lots of clips, but no magazines to put them in 
 DarkAbyssKeeper: America would absolutely be happy to have a 15 lane road with no pavements. In the middle of a city.
 a_shortfall_of_gravitas: Do american cities really look like this?
   Anubis169: Featherweight_! 
johnalogue: @EldarLuin British cars must be looted from the other side
 KBKarma: Smash cut to a bleached white skeleton.
Aingidh: As an American, would very much like smaller cars and smaller streets
 TheThromborax: that would be good in a movie
rustenskurk: Minis and Smart cars are popular in Europe for a reason. Well built to navigate narrow, twisty medieval streets and sharp hilly turns
Aenir798: @a_shortfall_of_gravitas Generally there's more blues and greens
   Anubis169: rustenskurk: because fuel is fuckspensive here
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: where I am, all I get is massive stroads filled with F350 superduty landboats
   Anubis169: 
johnalogue: @DarkAbyssKeeper America would be happy, but we would also all be miserable
 bytecaster: Is the reasons vampires have no reflection just a rendering glitch?
 electra310: My skeleton's draw distance is extremely low, it can only be seen inside my body
 cgwonder: christ your character sounds like they need a chest xray
Athelgar: "No! Come back, once you're out of render distance my skeleton disappears and i collapse!"
EldarLuin: Swarms only go on the main roads...
 Rourke9: has anyone found out where we can throw money at the beautycopter person to make more things
Angreed66: As in the lane proportions compared to the pc
 northos: @a_shortfall_of_gravitas for a serious answer, not *like this* but a lot of American cities do have pretty wide streets
 omdorastrix: It's the Mission Impossible school of ragdoll
 bytecaster: who who, who who
 bo_brinkman: Everyone always falls north.
 NervousHair: music is the knockoff of 2 girls one cup
 TheMerricat: I think the 'axe number' is your score....
jimsmithkka: they all fly in the same direction
 RealGamerCow: eyyy wave 2
   Anubis169: second wave
 Shadwhawk: @Rourke9 You could go to gracelessgames.itch.io and pay a bunch of money for a download
   Anubis169:  <-- second wave
3PlayerPolitics: oddly reminiscent of the WandP intro
 DarkAbyssKeeper: Wave 2: And I feel heavy metal.
 raulghoulia: with no fanfare
 RealGamerCow: the number on the right went down to 0
EldarLuin: Shrine two got blood up?
 LordZarano: 
 OldUncleDan: Wave 2 started at the end of Wave 1, you silly billy!
johnalogue: @Shadwhawk Hurrah for alternative platforms
   Anubis169: Wave 3!
  TXC2: no giga health?
TheKrakenKing: No sigma health?
 bytecaster: Looting the trash, I see, very Bio Shock Infinite of us.
 NervousHair: second wave, third impact
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Shadwhawk: https://graceless.net is the dev's homepage
 miniMacGuru: So the reload animation for the pistol shows the slide locking open, putting in a new magazine, and then the slide locking forward. But then it animates the slide getting pulled back again? This irritates me for some reason.
werth_it: they only ragdoll in the same direction? like they are being pulled to something with gravity after they die?
 Anaerin: Wait, is the axe thing points for a crafting system?
 OldUncleDan: Are we the villian of this game?
 NervousHair: are we the baddie?
 NewtyNewts: Now on wave 3
rustenskurk: talking to the enemies for trying to fight you?
 Astra7525: Random thought: Are the "Axe-points" your build resource to construct things?
 raulghoulia: this is all in the protags mind and that's his pyche trying to leak out
 MrQBear: @Anaerin Oh please, let there be a dumb crafting system
 Aarek: These voice lines sound like knockoff Duke Nukem
 Rourke9: @Shadwhawk im strongly considering it
 bytecaster: Maybe in the strongholds?
   Anubis169: what's in 'Help'?
 cgwonder: i assumed it was your score
 northos: huh, it just went up to "Wave:4" while you were in the pause menu
 TheMerricat: "BUILD YOUR SKILLS: Spend Fortitude to strategically earn skills, slowing time or instantaneously hacking every radio tower in the area." @LoadingReadyRun
 DarkAbyssKeeper: You see Graham, in this game you play as a cop subduing a peaceful protest. This merely how you see things.
  TXC2: miniMacGuru  yeap cant unsee that now 
 Greyah: There was that little robit at the start that just kinda appeared and then fucked off again.
 Rhynerd: How much does Johnny Ringo cost?
 Brozard: "Don't be a hero" perhaps we're the baddie, and they're trying to stop us?
 TheThromborax: this just makes me want to play Devil's Daggers
 SpacePotato01: This game is oddly supportive
 munocard: You ever think "Someone made this..."?
 bytecaster: We get it game, you think we are a badass.
 cgwonder: nice of them to line up for you
johnalogue: @DarkAbyssKeeper All these illegal aliens
 TheAwkes: Did they sample a raffle wheel for the spin-up sound of this thing?
3PlayerPolitics: this j7st got Serious
 TheThromborax: If this was a student project I would give it an A
 Darleysam: this is the game they cut to some manchild playing in a TV show
 NervousHair: mawp
 Greyah: The high fire rate of this gun makes his voice lines really overlap, huh.
 Fe1ix66: Duke Nukem Forever really ended up poorly didn't it
jimsmithkka: this music so much does not match
jimsmithkka: I am expecting mid 2000s rock
 Rhynerd: Okay, that weird rifle is indeed Johnny Ringo
 DarkAbyssKeeper: Sniffer Ripple?
evilspoons983: this sounds like walking simulator music
 Gekyouryuu: Matrix vision turns out not to be bullet time, but the ability to recognize the trans allegories in media
johnalogue: @TheThromborax Having at least temporarily given up on college, if a student could get an A with this I would sue the entire education system
 cardbross: Tombstone reference seems so out of place
 MrQBear: Delightfully goofy.
 TheThromborax: Serious Sam is excellent
   Anubis169: wheeeeeeee Bazooka ammo
 TheThromborax: @johnalogue high school student
josh___something: Bazonka ammo?
 Didero: soloud
 bo_brinkman: I wish you could just by the Goose Game's soundtrack automation system in the Unity Asset Store, add it to any game.
 TheThromborax: Serious Sam 2 is bangarang
 Rhynerd: You can now afford 2 bazooka ammo
 OldUncleDan: Didn't y'all do a Serious Sam stream like a long time ago?
Creideiki_SE: I am so annoyed that this game gets the minigun mechanics more right than most others (instantaneous start, but long spin-down).
 Lysander_salamander: Some of the devs that worked on Painkiller are now making a new shooter called Witchfire.
  TXC2: Rowkit lawnchair!
TheKrakenKing: ooof
 MrQBear: just a full load of bombzooka ammo
warpstonewarlock: wow
 DarkAbyssKeeper: It's Bazooka Gum.
johnalogue: @TheThromborax I mean, it was community college. But since my HS bio teacher insisted on *singing* I can believe it.
  TXC2: this is the nerfzooka 
josh___something: This was false advertising SMH
 cardbross: shockingly rapid fire bazooka
 Darleysam: that's just made me think of Bulletstorm, which was a considerably better game than I expected it to be
 Gekyouryuu: Alex, guys are already meat. This just turns them into immobile meat
 cardbross: I don't think the dev of this knows what a bazooka is
 Zaghrog: the damage seems to heavily favor headshots, making explosives rather ineffective
 Ctabbe: the bazooka is so shiny
johnalogue: It's a recoilless rifle maybe
 OldUncleDan: I was right!  "Video Games with Video James" had a "Serious Sam" episode!
 TheThromborax: bazookish
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: by the design of it, I think it wants to be the Quake 3 rocket launcher
   Anubis169: it's a maybezooka
warboss5: Its raining adjectives!
  TXC2: warboss5  hallelujah?
Dezufnocosem: bazinga
johnalogue: @Gekyouryuu Not immobile, just not autonomous
 cardbross: enemies are red, grass is red, notifications are red
Angreed66: I forget what was the word bazooka based off of. I vaguely remember the shape resembled something else with a similar name.
   Anubis169: somebody turn the monster faucet off
 TheMerricat: So, NGL... for $5 I'd play this...
 Anaerin: The "Heat Haze" effect is a lot more visible than the items, that cull early.
johnalogue: @TheMerricat As in, someone paying you $5?
jimsmithkka: bazooka for mass?
 Darleysam: suggestion: no more damage numbers in games, only damage adjectives
 raulghoulia: this game needs a katana
Creideiki_SE: @Angreed66 A home-built musical instrument.
 TheMerricat: @TheMerricat That too.  but no I'd pay $5 for this.
 TheThromborax: you are taking damage from bone shrappnel?
 Tangsm: It's unfair the dialogue isn't subject to the slow motion. I want a very slow "bye bye".
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 bytecaster: The mob AI could be more varied
 TheThromborax: this is the best game today
  TXC2: so according to wikipeida, bazooka comes from the Dutch word bazoo
 TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun so the weird thing is, if you look at the steam page for this the bloom isn't there in the screen shots.
johnalogue: @TheMerricat The opportunity cost, though. You could play Atomic 79 for around that. You know, the spooky moon skeletons?
   Anubis169: it can pass time, therefore it doesn't suck so bad
 bytecaster: Is there text on the orb now?
 Simriel: This is a game you could have Fun with
 NewtyNewts: Sounds just like that qualifier you gave before Graham... 'Of the games we have played that are scams...'
 sethtriggs: Yeah I see this working well and oooof the meat on those enemies
 TheMerricat: @bytecaster The Orb says "Stay Calm and Carry On" we looked earlier.
 TheThromborax: either the game engines have gotten better or Steam has gotten more picky because the games don't seem to slow to a crash as much as they used to
 TheThromborax: the too many spiders game really struggled
 TheThromborax: maybe LRR just got a better PC
johnalogue: as far as being a scam, no, but the visibility should be disqualifying
 Aarek: mawp
 cgwonder: i think this game is despawning the bodies, which the spiders game wasn't
 cardbross: kinda surprised with unlocking the minigun and the increase in monsters dead that they're still only on wave 7
 Simriel: It's not a good game, but they have the bones of a videogame.
johnalogue: @TheThromborax I don't think hardware is ever the issue here
 ArcOfTheConclave: the rain of good great awesome outstanding amazing ect. gives some decent charm points
 munocard: How is that much grass growing in the street?
 TheAwkes: At least the wave number is actually going up.
 TheMerricat: The store page implies there is some sort of 'secret' you are suppose to find about how the Hive took over.
 saucemaster5000: maybe he's telling the monsters to not be a her and stand down?
 saucemaster5000: hero dang
  TXC2: Wave number go brrr?
 raulghoulia: protag secretly Kuzco?
 Anaerin: It's gone up while you're in the pause screen...
 SK__Ren: HAL?
johnalogue: @saucemaster5000 Definitely something to the effect of "don't waste yourself trying to defeat me heroically"
 Obos_TAB: oh god we're being attached by lens flares
 MrQBear: oh, they found the story.. monolith?
 cardbross: is there a wincon?
 kumatsu: so when does skibidi toilet show up in this game?
 TheAwkes: Wonder if the wave number is just a timer...
 cardbross: or just bullets and knockoff half-life enemies
 Simriel: I feel that with like, another year of work this could be a good game
Gizmoloid: I think Graham and Alex might need to refresh their eyes after staring at so much red for so long
 JadedCynic: choo-choo - mob train comin' through!
 DigitalSeahorse: "You have a menial life. We give you menial jobs."?
 JadedCynic: @cardbross ask Pac-Man 
 OldUncleDan: This game brought to you by Vladof Munitions.
 NewtyNewts: I think it's just done some amazing slowdown...
johnalogue: @Gizmoloid This is the sequel to the Loadingreadylive red room segment
 Simriel: Bhop Bazooka isn't a New Strat Alex 
 cardbross: I don't know that circle-strafing can be considered a "new" strat
Graved: Mechanics: yes
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 kumatsu: @DigitalSeahorse if this is being the ruler of everything, I'm good, thanks
 munocard: Is this Nier Automata?
Graved: If things are spawning in your view, you are probably in a dream
 Simriel: Isn't an MP40 open bolt XD
 sirpythias: "bazooka" the car?
 cardbross: that's what happens when you don't spring for the NFA license.
 TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun the store page implies that there are maps outside of the city... Alex might want to choose a main street to run down and see if he can actually get out of town.
 cardbross: Semiauto MP40
 Obos_TAB: no notes
TacitusVigil: Just arrived... so this is a non problematic Duke Nukem? 
 Simriel: You would have to like, add parts to make an MP40 semi auto only
 NewtyNewts: Bullets from your forehead
 Sogheim: just too good at this game
Gizmoloid: @johnalogue Any chance you remember which episode it was from? It seems familiar, but I don't remember seeing it.
  TXC2: hello TacitusVigil  welcome
 TheThromborax: what does the Axe number mean? bad guys killed?
 northos: it seemed like there was a level select at the start so maybe that's what it's referring to?
 Anaerin: @TheThromborax Points to buy stuff in the menu.
 Darleysam: speaking of, Quake 2 had its rerelease the other day
 Rhynerd: The were 3 levels, right?
johnalogue: @Gizmoloid I don't remember, but it features in the title and thumbnail and is relatively recent. The thumbnail is visibly red
 kumatsu: oh I had that last night
Half_Duplex: @TheThromborax crafting resources
 TheMerricat: "HUGE MAPS: Loot the city, the boonies, and more! Find hidden Fortitude and ammo wherever you go!"
 TheThromborax: oh of course
 munocard: Is this a first person Devil Survivor?
Gizmoloid: @johnalogue ooh, that should help, Thanks!
 cgwonder: your axe number seems to be going down because you're not killing anyhting
 MrQBear: @munocard Devil Survivor? The Tactical JRPG?
johnalogue: @Gizmoloid Glad to help
 TheThromborax: suddenly a new mechanic
  TXC2: curse you invisible wall!
 TheThromborax: "ow"
 JadedCynic: ow.
 munocard: @mrqbear Sorry, I meant Vampire Survivor, but clearly these aren't vampires.
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 NapalmSideburns: A blessing on Garbage day!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, NapalmSideburns! (Today's storm count: 79)
 DigitalSeahorse: sunset is happening?
 sethtriggs: Badass!
 TheThromborax: "Bjornning down the house?"
 MrQBear: @munocard OH! ... I'd play that. But I feel like it would be impossible to play. 
 JadedCynic: "Ow. I never signed up for THIS - I'm going to have some words with someone about this later."
 NewtyNewts: Your internal demons have become external demons!
josh___something: Gang Gang
   Anubis169: dammit G 
 Simriel: Graham BI
 Simriel: NO*
 MrQBear: I mean, the game is at least giving you positive encouragement?
 Darleysam: thank you zombies
  TXC2: "turns out you can fight depression with a gatling gun"
 Simriel: Graham do not become an NPC streamer XD
 Mazrae: The voice kind of sounds a little like strong bad sometimes
  NapalmSideburns: @munocard And whatever they are, they're also not surviving
 sethtriggs: Wheeeeee
TheKrakenKing: my planet needs meeeeeeeeeee
josh___something: Minigun so Good!
 LordZarano: With how fast slomo recharges you could spend more than half your time in slow motion
johnalogue: @TXC2 A rotary cannon!
   Anubis169: What happens if you go off and shoot that Ozma looking thing in the main street?
  TXC2: johnalogue  yes of course, excuse me
 DigitalSeahorse: such depressing music
 Didero: It's 9#, obviously
 Rhynerd: Maybe shotgun guy will come back
 Obos_TAB: just give in. midichlorify
  NapalmSideburns: oh hey, there's an orb to ponder
LordManiMani: Good thing you have "W-Bluesky" lives
johnalogue: Ah. This is her revenge.
   Anubis169: Indestructible fridge
johnalogue: @LordManiMani Mastodon lives are definitely a better choice
 NewtyNewts: Dude's sobbing.
 Coloneljesus: nice throat singing
 northos: hhhhhhhhhhhh
 Astra7525: aeiou aeiou aeiou
johnalogue: "Next time!" Are we Doctor Claw?
   Anubis169: bahahaha
TheMentalMonk: Did I spend a short while trying to figure out what show "bad game o'clock" was because I didn't see the Watch+ Play part of the title? Mayhaps...
 Tangsm: Next time, Gadget.
TacitusVigil: Next time!
   Anubis169: Many thanks 
   Anubis169: that was needed
  TXC2: thanks for streaming Graham and Alex
 cgwonder: thanks graham and alex!
 Rhynerd: Thanks for the stream!
 Earthenone: !patreon
  LRRbot: 2750 patrons for a total of $21,124.52 per month. https://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
  TXC2: !patreon
 Bassios: Thanks for the stream!
  LRRbot: 2750 patrons for a total of $21,124.52 per month. https://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
 Earthenone: !store
  LRRbot: LoadingReadyRun has a store! You can buy Shirt, or Sleeve, or Playmat, or Pin, or Other! Check out https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/ for the full catalog.
 sethtriggs: Thanks for great stream!
 bethjch: Thanks for the stream
 CAKHost: Thanks for the stream! 
   Anubis169: !schedule
  LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/schedule for a Google Calendar version.
  NapalmSideburns: odds on that site being taken down because it had all the copyright infringement?
3PlayerPolitics: thx!
johnalogue: We'll see Watch + Play NEXT TIME
  TXC2: !next
 Snowcookies: ty for the stream
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (The LoadingReadyRun crew play a board game! Game: Marvel Champions) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (4:36 from now).
  TXC2: !events
  LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/schedule for a Google Calendar version.
DoodlestheGreat: Well, we HOPE.
 Earthenone: is marvel champions still the record holder for most canceled stream?
DoodlestheGreat: Heather's first God Hand.
warboss5: Speaking of coming up: Any firm plans for LRR's visit to Vegas for MagicCon?
 FlamingSpipernado: yay for watch and play  watch and play!
TheAinMAP: 
 TheMerricat: @NapalmSideburns "Sue Bean Studios is an Indie Game Dev Studio completely Veteran owned" - They still have a youtube channel.
AnjaZeta subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 70 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, AnjaZeta! (Today's storm count: 80)
TacitusVigil: It's live, so Beej might eat the entire thing!
 PsychoI3oy:   
Texan_Reverend: Don't y'all just feel so enwelcomed?
jessicaengle: Hi everyone!  I see I got here just in time for the subs  
  TXC2: hello jessicaengle  welcome
   Anubis169: lol, my little cat is batting at the screen trying to catch the Muffin 
jessicaengle: 
johnalogue: @TheMerricat "Completely veteran-owned?" It's not like they're traded publicly, and I suspect they have only one employee
  NapalmSideburns: @TheMerricat huh, who'd have thunk
 TehAmelie: have you seen the garbage procreation? seems like pure W+P stuff https://i.imgur.com/zjQ7NdV.jpg
  TXC2: Anubis169  adorable
Bluemage76 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 83 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Bluemage76! (Today's storm count: 81)
arkham1981 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 27 months, currently on a 10 month streak!
arkham1981: Thanks for the great streams guys.
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, arkham1981! (Today's storm count: 82)
Texan_Reverend: !youtube
  LRRbot: LRR's main channel is https://www.youtube.com/loadingreadyrun . For Stream VODs check out https://www.youtube.com/loadingreadylive . MtG vods and other MtG content are at https://www.youtube.com/LRRMtG . Tabletop related videos are at https://www.youtube.com/LRRTT . LRR Videogame videos (including Checkpoint+) are at https://www.youtube.com/LRRVG
johnalogue: 10 gift subs? That's as many as one 10s, and that's wonderful
 TehAmelie: hooray for the "teh" club
  TXC2: 10 years baby!
 KBKarma: I went off for dinner. How long until they gave up?
jessicaengle: The ten year!
   Anubis169: KBKarma: Wave 10
 TemporallyAwry: The 1 decade 
 TheMerricat: @TheMerricat Just looked at the links hanging off of the Youtube page. They are in fact one person and the website actually 'exists' it's a domain parking landing page so I'd guess they shot their shot and didn't make any money off of the game and decided paying for the domain wasn't worth it.
 FlamingSpipernado: thanks for the garbage today 
 cgwonder: man it really has been ten years haan't it? i'm getting old
 KBKarma: 100
   Anubis169 dances
Texan_Reverend: !discord
  LRRbot: LRR has an official Discord server! And you don't even need to be subbed or anything! You can join here: https://discord.gg/lrr
Texan_Reverend: !Mastodon
  LRRbot: LoadingReadyRun is now on Mastodon! You can find them at kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun, and LRRMtG at kind.social/@LRRMTG
jessicaengle: I'll look forward to catching the vod 
 RaklarLS: damn it, i missed it
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
 TehAmelie: !advice
  LRRbot: The first thing you must do whenever you are in this area is fight the badger.
 Didero: Thanks for the stream!
jessicaengle: Get your toot on
baskwalla: Thanks all!
 TemporallyAwry: !lasttoot
  LRRbot: ~lasttoot
 Snowcookies: Gibb is there
   Anubis169: it's not twitter
 Astra7525: Wish more people would leave Twitter. It's breaking down more every day
johnalogue: @TheMerricat Honestly, I think that's respectable. Most of these devs are stubborn
   Anubis169: 'yet' 
 cgwonder: byeeee
 Nigouki: Thanks for the awesome stream!
jessicaengle: 
 TehAmelie: fight the badger, befriend the mastodon. alright
   Anubis169: later later 
 TemporallyAwry: You can also follow hashtags - which is great 
3PlayerPolitics: thanks G and Alex!
johnalogue: It's so good I just haven't established a presence because I'm unable to think of a profile picture
 DigitalSeahorse: 
  TXC2: Goodnight Everybody
 Snowcookies: I also need a pfp
 KV1NN4: Gibb has a mastodon account too?!
DoodlestheGreat: See you gents later!
 TehAmelie: engage Abees! https://i.imgur.com/mRZop7n.jpg
 TehAmelie: just because i can
 DigitalSeahorse: 
jessicaengle: disc copy a: b:
Texan_Reverend: @kv1nn4 Indeed! He just put out a question request to use om the next Live show.
johnalogue: LRR's move to Mastadon is pretty cool. I hope it makes the ecosystem at least that little bit more popular
 LordZarano: @TehAmelie Is this an Applebees?
Texan_Reverend: @kv1nn4 https://kind.social/@gibb
 TehAmelie: ooh
 MAPBoardgames: I had no idea that W+P was going to start at 10a.  Oh well. Off to the VoD for me
 KBKarma: https://clips.twitch.tv/SwissBoredArmadilloKlappa-6DUrS-SuEGbt_YFy
 KV1NN4: I think it was a late night decision
 TehAmelie: but now, back to Star Gods for me
 TehAmelie: Stray Gods, too
johnalogue: Ostranauts for me! After coffee...
 KBKarma: FFXIV time. Stupid fish.
jessicaengle: Stupid fish need the most love
   LoadingReadyRun: 
 Didero: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (The LoadingReadyRun crew play a board game! Game: Marvel Champions) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (4:26 from now).
 TehAmelie: just about 4 hours 20
   Anubis169: Chat, take this time to have a stretch, have a walk, do something constructive or nothing at all 
 TehAmelie: for fans of the drugs number
 Earthenone: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
 Earthenone: it is 12.34 moonbase time, for fans of concecutive numbers
 TehAmelie: !advice
  LRRbot: BE PLEASED
 TehAmelie: i am about 60% pleased
 TehAmelie: 
 TehAmelie: just met Charon in Stray Gods, and i'll tell you, i'd prefer the Charon in Hades
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