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lirazel64: It is, indeed, quite quiet.
Juliamon: ah, there we are
beowuuf:
ghyllnox: There we go
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Yesterday I stumbled into this thing called the Dragonslayer Codex being made by this guy called Sawyer Lee and man is it pretty and super cool
beowuuf: lol
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Thefluffiestguineapig: I always hear the Holy Grail and there was much rejoicing
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Earthenone: it was added as a sarcastic yay, for pancakes in a national park dating sim
TehAmelie: now that's sassy
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Artificer_Evan: Oh oh I’ve seen that in the highlight reel.
Seth_Erickson: I hear we're gaming in here.
TehAmelie: i think we went back over that yaay like ten times
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Earthenone: now kiss was a great stream
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TehAmelie: passive aggressive gaming?
therepoman__: Howdy gamers'
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TehAmelie: greetings
Earthenone: !findquote gamers
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beowuuf: you must always do it with serge's voice in your head
TehAmelie: "it's never too late to pivot" -Serge
EOstby: I most often do it in Cube.
Seth_Erickson: You're killing btw Adam, looking yoked.
Xooszi: Graham is one of the first to nail my name in one try
NewtyNewts: I hate that I still get those too...
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Seth_Erickson: Only an insult if you say gamer(derogative)
NewtyNewts: G@mer still works too
Earthenone: g*mer
TehAmelie: thanks Obama
Natedogg2: Looks like we need some gold.
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Amazon health stuff is also a thing and I hate it
Seth_Erickson: The man is too busy pumping iron
NewtyNewts: Don't watch the news either?
beowuuf: #Telus #ItsLupus
Seth_Erickson: Getting huge
Thefluffiestguineapig: Healthcare is already pay to win enough
thanzo: a one house tsunami
Foxmar320: Hello Adam and Graham
Thefluffiestguineapig: When they had a fake nuclear thing in Hawaii they all got texts on the islands
TimIAm: Maybe it's the president telling you about that back to school special
freshbubba: If its not for that, why the fuck do they keep annoying me with it
Seth_Erickson: So we get to kill our opponents out 👀
Earthenone: just draft it again
Thefluffiestguineapig: Apparently it was someone hit the wrong button and it was horrifying
therepoman__: @Thefluffiestguineapig I was just about to mention that haha
iris_of_ether: Oh don't worry, I still got dirted out by a mill deck
Earthenone: 6 secret keepers?
NewtyNewts: That shirt's pretty magneato
beowuuf:
Sorator13: ahoy! got back just in time from a trip to the botanic gardens with my parents. my feet are sore and my soul is happy.
kristian_fischer: Bognotdeezenuts?
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 That sounds delightful
CururuGuasu:
TehAmelie: "Bog naughty" has to be the name of a sex act in like six different dialects
Seth_Erickson: What if dimir mill though
NewtyNewts: Uh oh, froggy~
AtomicAlchemical: Speaking of news, they're talking about Yellowknife in *US media* so you *know* things aren't great up there right now
Sorator13: @Thefluffiestguineapig My dad basically runs an arboretum, so he goes to meetings there periodically; this time I got to meet him & mom out there and walk around for a while. it was nice!
TimIAm: "Is Frogify stinky" is quite a sentence
therepoman__: Ah yes Grundlechampion
NewtyNewts: Grahmble Champk
Earthenone: we got passed a counter spell and dident even say please
MrPipboy3000: It will kill their Lochmere Serpent ...
eddieatthegov: I am a grundleman.
beowuuf: that has reach??1
TimIAm: No Grundlechamps to your right I guess
Thefluffiestguineapig: I have been the resolute rider trying to tame a steed that had been hit with frenzy. It was not good
Sorator13: oh no, is there land destruction in this format? if G is becoming his worst self...
oddmeg: oh no, its That Deck
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Mr_Horrible: that Pear certainly is Curious
NewtyNewts: Cool game, time for a frog
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 So just Serge's CanLander first instinct?
Mr_Horrible: speaking of being into the food I should make lunch
Sorator13: @Thefluffiestguineapig pretty much!
eddieatthegov: @thefluffiestguineapig dude. Harsh.
oddmeg: yeah in this set a 4/4 with trample is a v solid body with a very relevent ability, lots of lower touchness lads running around
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible Depends, what will that entail? Food is a good thing because human bodies require it, but what food?
oddmeg:
i meant to say toughness, not touchness , sorry 
Thefluffiestguineapig: Trebuckets!!!
oddmeg:
never too late to pivot
TimIAm: Bog Naughty Bucket Stuff
TehAmelie: i like touchness. we should start calling it that
NewtyNewts: Bucket-em-out
oddmeg: infact kinda all a trebuchet does is pivot, its a sign!
CururuGuasu: Buckets of fun
Seth_Erickson: Time to LeBron this draft and only get buckets
EOstby: Ah yes, the days when "unplayable draft rare" was the best White could hope for in Commander. Lo, those long ago days. XD
Thefluffiestguineapig: @oddmeg Technically both accurate, the first is just the official name in game
BusTed: as one does
Thefluffiestguineapig: Not inspired by Lord Buckethead?
Seth_Erickson: You guys were watching though
Earthenone: im sure theres a memo in the subway somewhere
oddmeg:
@Thefluffiestguineapig lol, is toughness just a measure of how much something can be touched?
Seth_Erickson: Documenting with your minds
Dog_of_Myth: Greetings all.
NewtyNewts: Ah, I remember when you didn't have a reward for your behaviour besides your own feelings
NewtyNewts: Konrad and that Forever Young?
Earthenone: we love you konrad
Mazrae: Graham with you and LRR, I am trying mastodon, just skipped trying twitter or X as of now
TehAmelie: only today i went out and lied down in a field and watched some clouds for an hour
Thefluffiestguineapig: Graham is never going to finish his story because of the draft being muy picante
oddmeg: oh yeah, i forgot about so tiney, its the jar about which there has been so much talk
NewtyNewts: Cauldron familiar, and gift
bakerydragon:
Ooh yay what a great team of streamers 
Sibwow: whats up lurm tuggers
NewtyNewts: Clover stan?
iris_of_ether: I too am a clover stan
BrowneePoints: Woah! There's two handsome men on screen! How in the world did THIS happen!?
Seth_Erickson: The 3/1 is fine
Earthenone: i never did a proper social media, i keep trying to find out if mastodon is worthwhile for people who never interacted with twitter
eddieatthegov: Confirmed. Adam addicted to clover.
Seth_Erickson: Oh wait that's the 1/1
Thefluffiestguineapig: Totally unrelated: I would love to be able to ride a fox. That seems amazing
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TehAmelie: my cousin finds a four leaf clover at least once every time she sits in a patch of grass. it's uncanny
NewtyNewts: It's not interesting, it's just documentation
BrowneePoints: So Graham, at first glance Wilds seems like it's gonna be a BONKERS limited environment
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Earthenone As someone who never did twitter I find it good and not stressful
oddmeg: @Earthenone i dont know how you would gage that, what does "worthwhile" mean to you in this context? like in the best case scenario, what would you like to get out of it?
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oddmeg:
ah here it is, the pivot
TehAmelie: nearly two years!
NewtyNewts: Half a pack early for the pivot
Sorator13: @oddmeg no, that's next pack!
Thefluffiestguineapig: My initial impression is this draft format is high power, is that correct? Also seems like it could be fun
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eddieatthegov: Missed what we're drafting.
Sorator13: @eddieatthegov Throne of Eldraine
Earthenone: @Thefluffiestguineapig thats very useful feedback, every mastodon user i spoke to was coming there from twitter
TehAmelie: we're forcing a pivot, i guess
oddmeg: i know its not realy a pivot, sorry, tone is hard on the internet
Dog_of_Myth: Got to bounce. Good luck with the draft.
BusTed: Haha.
eddieatthegov: @sorator13 thanks
Sorator13:
iris_of_ether:
cheshire_creeper: lsdflkfsdk
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie Is a forced pivot just a handbrake turn?
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Wiliart: Like you aren't a tall one yourself.
DAC169:
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Galvin_Duck: ooh, eldraine draft
Mr_Horrible: wait this entire draft is moot, we have serpent
BrowneePoints: Yeah Wilds of Eldraine seems like its going to be an INCREDIBLY powerful limited format but not as linear as Strixhaven
Mr_Horrible: it's over, we have the high ground
oddmeg:
@Thefluffiestguineapig forced pivot is more like the pit manuver
Thefluffiestguineapig: Often not in a flattering way
eddieatthegov: Me and my witches something something
BrookJustBones: Now the pack 3 pivot
Seth_Erickson: I like the 3/1 rider as well
TehAmelie: i could see it going "the tall one and the loud one" "do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?"
CururuGuasu: Urge may wheel
NewtyNewts: It's not a priest thouggh...
Seth_Erickson: Also a knight too
BrowneePoints: Like, Adam is going to pog the F off during Wilds drafts
Invitare: I don't watch Adam drafting because I want to see responsible
Thefluffiestguineapig: @oddmeg So what makes it a pit maneuver that we have trained to do as opposed to "Let's GO!"
oregoncryptid: Oh this pack is sick
Earthenone: residentClacker
Mr_Horrible: ol clacky
NewtyNewts: Dang, no kitty combo today
Mr_Horrible: I like the Bear Suplex over funeral, yeah
Thefluffiestguineapig: @NewtyNewts They are at the office so no Baxter or Finnegan today either
oddmeg:
@Thefluffiestguineapig i duno, this metaphor got away from me so fast
DAC169:
my draft deck is mostly knights, and Clackbridge Troll
Diabore: oh god i just saw the lochmere serpent hiding behind you 2
eddieatthegov: @mr_horrible ... that is a good name for a wrestling move
BrowneePoints: Knowing Graham's luck during the first WOE draft he's gonna pull Doubling Season AND Parallel Lives
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible Yes? In most situations yes I think, unless I'm the one being suplexed in which case the first directly leads to the second
Invitare: witches are supposed to come in threes
GreatWahooney: I have a cool memory with Clackbridge Troll. my opponent kept giving me goats with it which meant I couldn't get rid of my permanents fast enough to win with Barren Glory
Featherweight_: how many witch you got
GreatWahooney: I never had that much fun losing
Seth_Erickson: You might say it's lurking
Harvest25: James is the one to watch
Mr_Horrible: @Thefluffiestguineapig y'know that's fair point
oregoncryptid: Adam is so responsible he's the designated drafter
Earthenone: dident eldraine famously ruin standard?
Diabore: that card was unreasonable in a prerelease i had, i got 2 of the lochmere and stonecoil
iris_of_ether: I've got an old jank deck with Clackbridge + the white fairy that suppresses ETB effects
NewtyNewts: Moooore witches?
BrowneePoints: Also Graham that new omniscience art is A MAZ ING
oddmeg: something realy underrated in eldrane is going mono-colour, its realy strong, like suprisingly so (although the adamant mechanic should have been a hint that the set supports mono-colour) (i am obs not suggesting doing that in this draft, just making a general comment)
TemporallyAwry: !findquote designated
LRRbot: Quote #7911: "How do I get out of this?' 'I don't know, it's not designed to get into.'" —Serge and James [2021-12-28]
anhakha: I just got here - what are we drafting?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Someone call me a draft-uber
Seth_Erickson: Neither or both 1 time
eddieatthegov: Button that sez designated drafter, pls.
Earthenone: i imagine alchol will be allowed now that there is no wotc direct sponsorship huh
mulligan2six: @oregoncryptid He can nab a couple 4/5's for 4 and still be totally fine to draft
NewtyNewts: Or someone fine with splashing
kumatsu: guest spot Kenji as a designated drafter
TehAmelie: hey, it's not too late to pivot to mono color
Invitare: actually you need to play 3 Witches Cottages. Because you have 3 witches
eddieatthegov: @anhakha throne
Diabore: @Invitare they can be roommates
Earthenone: its ok, the 3 witches are roomates
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie If they are doing that this late I would recommend picking a goof because that will at least make it funny
BrowneePoints: I played Mirror March 7 Dwarves in Standard
oregoncryptid: I feel like you need way more forests to make cabin good
Ctabbe: i felt so bad passing you guys that clackbridge troll
mulligan2six: Deck's perfect. Submit. 0-3
eddieatthegov: @earthenone and the were a coven.
NewtyNewts: And the hunter for foods
jaimeblacken: drawing cards is fixing, something i learned recently
Diabore: @Ctabbe dont feel bad, its not likely you have to face it
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Invitare Do you have one Gingerbread and two others of different types? (I don't know this set well enough but I hope there is a cottage with chicken feets)
jaimeblacken: but now with 7 forest
oddmeg: is the splash worth it? the less consistant manabase could mean fewer konrad activations per turn or something simmilar
Invitare: well NOW where will the witches live??
BrowneePoints: Lochmere serpent is dumb
BrowneePoints: You always splash it if you can
Seth_Erickson: What's it's swamp sac ability do?
Thefluffiestguineapig: The Forever Young art is not nearly Baba Yaga enough for me
NewtyNewts: !card lochmere serpent
LRRbot: Lochmere Serpent [4UB] | Creature — Serpent [7/7] | Flash / {U}, Sacrifice an Island: Lochmere Serpent can't be blocked this turn. / {B}, Sacrifice a Swamp: You gain 1 life and draw a card. / {U}{B}: Exile five target cards from an opponent's graveyard. Return Lochmere Serpent from your graveyard to your hand. Activate only as a sorcery.
Diabore: i had fun, i had 2 in a prerelease
Invitare: you just gutted this deck's housing market
Thefluffiestguineapig: Although that happens a lot, because her lore is so varied and hilarious
Seth_Erickson: oh alright it's the better of the two abilities
Mr_Horrible: lochmere is super cracked in limited, yeah
spiffinn: I played lochmere serpent in standard
oddmeg: oh yeah, its a strong card, but its hard to evaluate a strong single card vs stuff like potentually more activations of abilities that need coloured mana and stuff like that
MrPipboy3000: There is a finite amount of fun to be had in a game of magic, and the player with Lochmere Serpent wants it all
Seth_Erickson: uh oh
izthatright: Just beat a lochemere serpent with an army of faeries but just barely
BrowneePoints: I'm so excited for Wilds. The bonus sheet for it is CRACKED
beowuuf: you can't control luck but you can control how you react to luck is actually a nice message
Mr_Horrible: 6-mana 7/7 with flash? No, it needs more upside
Seth_Erickson: think you keep personally
kumatsu:
just draw a forest 
oddmeg: like i was asking a genuine question, for me a big splashy boi vs the benefits of consistancy is hard to evaluate
TWCblank: never didn't have it
oregoncryptid: @oddmeg I think the chances of 2 island messing up Konrad when they already need minimum 2 swamps for him is pretty low
josh___something: never punished
baltimore_667083: I wonder if they’ll make a MTG movie if they haven’t already
Seth_Erickson: and we can adamant the gift if we want to
NewtyNewts: Never punished, James is hiding under the table
Thefluffiestguineapig: @baltimore_667083 Doubt it
Invitare: suspicious attack
Seth_Erickson: Someone call the cops someone's out here running a scam
oddmeg: @oregoncryptid yeah, im just reminded of my experiences with firebreathing and other simmilar abilities in 3 colour decks, not having the right colour as much as possible can rly hurt in those situations
Mr_Horrible: "But I can't hunt *anything* up here!"
kgmf_: My LGS is doing an Eldraine draft tomorrow so this is perfect for refreshing my memory on this set
Invitare: free goats
eddieatthegov:
thaigeprime: clack clack open up the troll its dead
Thefluffiestguineapig: Are goats a subtheme here?
Seth_Erickson: they do have the killer to stop it now though
oddmeg:
eldraine realy did enjoy having "busted rares" as a theme
kumatsu: they're gonna have so many goats
CururuGuasu: So many goats
eddieatthegov:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Are we hinting towards that goat planeswalker that is Kathleen's head canon?
TehAmelie: MtG has the potential to be a real wild movie, just based on the concept of a five-sided conflict with no bad guys
Mr_Horrible: Clackbridge Troll will return... in Avengers: Endgame
NewtyNewts: One being their only white source
Invitare: what's it like having all the answers?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is format allways this fast or is this other deck just going off?
Thefluffiestguineapig: *Is this format always
oddmeg: i remember it being fairly fast?
BrowneePoints: The red decks could be real fast
NewtyNewts: They just had the answer every turn.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: You gain 3 life when they sac the sheep.
Seth_Erickson: I don't think so
ElektroTal: hey gents! i've been rewatching Road Quest and Adam, you make my family laugh so much. My wife and son totally love you
Mr_Horrible: just well-timed removal against a slow start, but the red or red-white could get speedy
Galvin_Duck: mono green was also pretty fast
BrowneePoints: Or the adventure decks with faerie Guidemother
AtomicAlchemical: Yeah... every turn another answer
anhakha: rope till they scoop? They might have work in the morning.
Seth_Erickson: Witch saves us
kumatsu: maybe their computer blows up
Insigneos: You’d live but how do you win?
Juliamon: Thefluffiestguineapig This format had a higher-than-usual number of 'cards that just win games'
oddmeg: lots of decks had the potentual to be fast, there was good pump, good haymaker cards, good acceleration and good removal
Thefluffiestguineapig: That tempting witch art someone clearly watched the original Disney Snow White recently
Invitare: goats?
Mr_Horrible: I always think Giant Killer's activation is 3
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Seth_Erickson: we're doing our best out here
quatoria: listen, living is the first step of any victory
quatoria: step 1) live
quatoria: step 2) ????
anhakha: step 3) die anyways
TehAmelie: choose life, etc
Thomasdurso: Man the power level of cards from Eldraine was crazy
Seth_Erickson: a reave soul would have been good too
Seth_Erickson:
but we already milled it 
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GhostofJeffGoldblum: sounds like my first time.
NewtyNewts: Take 2!
korvys: !quote adam
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korvys: !quote Graham
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bondeulv: LotR quotes in Arena seems weird ye
Earthenone: he had to fill a lot of pages
GhostofJeffGoldblum: That's Tolkien, baby
Seth_Erickson: that's a lot of high fantasy authors tbf
GhostofJeffGoldblum: And yo can see that tradition alive and well today in Wheeler's jokes
NewtyNewts: The problem is, he can't say it in plain English
Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean, that's not even as wordy as some of those songs get
GhostofJeffGoldblum: a very, very long walk to a payoff of "sure, I guess"
Sorator13: "It's pseudo-playable" could be a CK button
Thefluffiestguineapig: @GhostofJeffGoldblum Or just "......ok?"
freshbubba: What a curious pear
NewtyNewts: Go attack with a pear...
Sorator13: Oh, grow a pair... and attack with them!
Seth_Erickson:
TehAmelie: "that's what i'm Tolkien about"
Earthenone: i dont hate taping to play around thorns
SacrificialToast: players have no meat
MrQBear: @TehAmelie ah yes, the audiobook on cd: "That's what I call tolkien 1-5"
Seth_Erickson: you could have just played the swordmaster not attacked and held up Bake I think I like that line too
oregoncryptid: Still cracks me up that the curious pair can win in a 1v1 with the Swordmaster
Invitare: I guess the clover wasn't lucky after all
bytecaster: free mana!
bytecaster: in any color even!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Invitare It was, just not for them
Sorator13: On the one hand, they have nothing on board. On the other hand, they're at 21 life... somehow...
bytecaster: Only eat the food if you are feeling peckish.
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NewtyNewts: And you don't have any blue mana yet
Sorator13: Ooh
Invitare: kill all humans?
Sorator13: @NewtyNewts We have the Acolyte
Natedogg2: @NewtyNewts Acoltye taps for blue
DAC169: the pair of curious pairs
bytecaster: To be fair, the pair is eating the witches house.
NewtyNewts: Right, I forgot that part
bytecaster: So the vengeance seems appropriate
Featherweight_: hey, skill got reaper
TehAmelie: did you see that party invitation card by Tolkien's parents by the way?
Sorator13: "land so you can eat your food, you say? Of course!"
Diabore: youre also winning the race without food
bondeulv: PPR next week?
Sorator13: !ppr
bytecaster: Double skewer!
Invitare: someone's eating
DAC169: double skewer
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EOstby: Mmm, menache.
bytecaster: I really want us to frogify the vandal, just think how funny a frog with two skewers would look!
BrowneePoints: Also Graham them naming CINDERella ASH in Wilds is just. *chef's kiss*
DrLigmaPhD: Belle of the Brawl, the most Futch card of the set IMO
GredGredmansson: @BrowneePoints I love that too
NewtyNewts: Pinocchio sounds so robotic here
DAC169:
bytecaster: Win condition!
DAC169:
in before they have another Frogify 
GredGredmansson: menace
Mr_Horrible: pitching food is the same upside as swinging with the acolyte, so switching those off doesn't change the clock
Thefluffiestguineapig: @GredGredmansson Sorry, it's menache
Thefluffiestguineapig:
MrPipboy3000: you draw a card off adventure too
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @Thefluffiestguineapig ah, it's the card's first one?
Mr_Horrible: I like keeping mana to sac a food if we need
Mr_Horrible: since they could make the vandal lethal
bytecaster: If the kill the innkeeper they are dead anyway.
Mr_Horrible: okay that makes me think they've got card draw
Thefluffiestguineapig: @GhostofJeffGoldblum It does make other humans react in fear in my experience
bytecaster: Always untap after you witch!
oddmeg: then suddenly: vandalblast out of nowhere
NewtyNewts: Time to eat a food?
oregoncryptid: How many arms does this fairy have?
CururuGuasu: One for each arm
Seth_Erickson: you don't even need to eat two food
Thefluffiestguineapig: @oregoncryptid It's secretly Zaphod Beeblbrox
DrLigmaPhD: This fairy went hog wild at the kebab stand at the fair In guess
Diabore: take your damage and like it
Sorator13: I think I would block just in case of some kind of pump spell? but I don't know the format well
bytecaster: And if they have the +2/+1, we can still eat more
Juliamon: This fae is a master of the Three Skewer Style
oddmeg: reminds me of that core set where folks suddenly realized that multiple heartseeker bows was realy strong. all manner of creatures dual weilding bows
spinebustertee: shishkefae
Sorator13: oh wait, food gains 3, not 2; I always get that mixed up
Sorator13: nevermind
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DrLigmaPhD Look, it was the only thing open at that time of night and they were super stoned
Sibwow: the cheekiest
Diabore: @Sorator13 yeah cost 2 gain 3
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BrowneePoints: London? Adam just go to the Middle East and have a Kebab from the source!
bytecaster: They saw the line
Akaiatana: You need to Eldraine them
NewtyNewts: That might've been a tense ending
DrLigmaPhD: @Thefluffiestguineapig I grew up in Phoenix with the other best drunk/stoned food, 24hr burrito joints
TheAwkes: The sign in blood is a sorcery, right?
Grimnus: Forboding fruit is sorcery yes
oddmeg: wasnt the pandemic the reason for that, or am i mixing up my timings?
BrowneePoints: God I'm so hyped for Wilds
oddmeg: like eldraine was early 2020 right?
BrowneePoints: All the Enchanting Tales art is SO sick
GredGredmansson: pandemic was Ikoria
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DrLigmaPhD I have neither been anything other than lightly buzzed and my mental health stuff makes all things with even a hint of paranoia way to dangerous, but I have had to deal with being the DD and having friends screaming about Insomnia Cookies
Sorator13: !ppr
Sibwow: !famjam
LRRbot: Everyone gets together (3 at a time) to jam as many limited games of the new set as they can! One point for each win, bonus points for cool plays, how many points can they get by the end of the day??
NewtyNewts: Sadly can't watch the PPR, busy with a whole ass board game con
Mangledpixel: bring forth.... the Thing!
Pywodwagon: Sad I'll miss ppr judging because I'm working at Flesh and Blood worlds
BrowneePoints: The Draft format looks INCREDIBLY powerful Graham
Akaiatana: Beginning of 2020 was Theros BD
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also anything open that late unless it's an Indian food truck tends to not have anything for me
GredGredmansson: OG Eldraine was fall 2019 I believe
levim39: are either of you looking at spoilers or just going in blind?
spinebustertee: the format looks SO neat
anhakha: what time is that gmt?
thaigeprime: Im excited for wilds of eldrain cus It opens up so much stuff to stump wheeler with
spinebustertee: Chris Mooney was lead vision design, I think?
GredGredmansson: @levim39 according to their card reveal today Graham has already opened his sealed pool
Sibwow: gene wilder of eldraine
Seth_Erickson: It's going to be Eldraine but less Throney
Akaiatana: Add 88 for GMT
bondeulv: it's probably 20gmt
TheWooglie: go to loadingreadyrun dot com slash live
Akaiatana: 8*
lirazel64: I'm running a civic event next Saturday, but I'll be all over the vods on Sunday.
anhakha: i trust u guys more than google
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: 6pm
levim39: @GredGredmansson ooooh really? I guess we can't ask about that though, we'll have to wait and see
Seth_Erickson:
look at the bottom four cards 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @anhakha The schedule on the website lets you select the time zone
oddmeg: so, i just looked it up, player draft was introduced with the release of ikoria in april 2020, so it could be eldraine or the early pandemic that prompted them to get their metaphorical skates on with player draft. or it could just have been a long planned thing that just happened to be ready then
BrowneePoints: But yeah this draft format is gonna be MADE for Graham and Adam. Efficient plays for Adam, big dumb lucksack Haymakers for G to open
bytecaster: But can't we stem the bleeding later by stuffing bread in it?
spinebustertee: kill! that! Bird!
panquernic: Adam, I just saw a stream from a few years ago and I can’t believe the glow up you had, you look amazing
bytecaster: Everybody in magic always says: "Reave that owl"
NewtyNewts: Yes?
DrLigmaPhD:
Thunder Junction has me of 2 minds. On one hand, magic cowboys: Why yes I am a bisexual nerd, thank you. On the other hand 
Don't do indigenous people dirty, you stupid fucking corporation!
Seth_Erickson: My man Adam has gotten huge
BrowneePoints: I'm not calling it a glow up. Cuz adam looked great then too, just different
GhostofJeffGoldblum: linear time passing? personally, I'm against it.
oddmeg: ah yes, after draw a card, the second best 3 word phrase in magic, reave the owl
Micsig: run away together, another eldraine draft classic
Sorator13: @BrowneePoints very few LRRfolk *don't* look good, IMO, and that has been true their entire existence
Sibwow: who up reaving they owl
Diabore: oh right, @LoadingReadyRun theres some sWs episodes that havent come back since the whole youtube snaffu, not sure if you knew
Akaiatana: Reaving the card removes the card.
panquernic: Oh no for sure he looked great then
GapFiller: Diabore its also possible some of those have been copylefted
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Sorator13: but Adam's arms have definitely gotten ginormous
GapFiller: esp the older ones
bytecaster: But food value!
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oddmeg: magic sure loves its 3 word phrases, draw a card, bolt the bird, reave that owl etc
Sorator13: @Diabore check the youtube issues spreadsheet; it's linked in the discord pins. if they aren't already on the sheet, add them so heather can look into it.
Akaiatana: Pears are food already
GapFiller: Sorator13 there a link to that spreadsheet for those of us who dont discord
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Robot_Bones I want to make this a meme across the LRR stuff so badly, it made me giggle like a maniac
Sorator13: one sec, I'll dig it up
Diabore: @Sorator13 which channel? iirc pins are channel specific
Robot_Bones: Every dang time thefluffiestguineapig
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DrLigmaPhD: Dog hit the kebab stand too I guess
Thefluffiestguineapig: For real as a neurodivergent person with hyperfocus tendencies, sometimes I eat food just to make sure I have eaten that day. I have legitimately forgotten for an entire day to eat
GapFiller: ta
Seth_Erickson: Forever Young keeps us alive right
Invitare: you just have to create and eat 2 food a turn
DrLigmaPhD: Yung Boggie was cut?
bytecaster: This is a classic 2 food per turn scenario.
TheWriterAleph: The Olllll Double-Breakfast
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Robot_Bones I started doing it to myself with some of the deep dive lore videos I've been watching to not utterly die from stress. It was really funny in a cryptid video "Here is the clearest image of _______.....With a gun!"
Akaiatana: Calorie counting > Food < Card counting
Thefluffiestguineapig: It was never less than hilarious to me
Mr_Horrible: welp
Sorator13: james?
Mr_Horrible: HUH
Abelzumi: There's a food pump in this set
anhakha: they would be worried that u might pump post-blocked
Abelzumi:
Hence the fear 
Thefluffiestguineapig: Humans, endlessly surprising
bytecaster: Never pump food
Kuhfeek: gg
Thefluffiestguineapig: Food pump sounds like a horrible soylent thing
NewtyNewts: Haven't even seen the first pick yet
Mangledpixel: a "food pump" is an... interesting image
Sorator13: and then you brought him back, and he got killed immediately again...
Thefluffiestguineapig: Just a single uniform gelatinous mass slowly inching out of a pump
Sorator13:
@Mangledpixel
NewtyNewts: @Mangledpixel Gotta be soup
zeathean: These shuffles have been suboptimal
DrLigmaPhD: Food Pump card named Pump Up the Jam, I am petitioning to print it
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DrLigmaPhD Next Un set
TheAwkes: A food pump is just a fast food condiment dispenser.
Sorator13: @DrLigmaPhD creates a food token with donut art
EOstby: It was a good video. WITH A GUN.
Foxmar320: That video was great by the way Graham.
public_key_reveal_party: Ah yes, mascot with gun my beloved
GhostofJeffGoldblum: the recurring bit of "with a GUN" was very funny
bytecaster: I liked the bit!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: kay kona brother
Sorator13:
Thefluffiestguineapig:
That video was fantastic and now I am adding it so often
NewtyNewts: Oh no, we're getting started on that now are we?
Mr_Horrible: Gwen Stacy is toast on Izzy's watch
FofoATL: wow Izzy is great. I dressed up as Izzy one Halloween
leidrienne: Every minute of that video I dreaded the inevitable London 2012
DrLigmaPhD: The Wolverine is an angry canadian man
Thefluffiestguineapig: The only problematic thing was I had a job interview and almost did it mid job interview and I don't even know what face I must have made to stop the giggles
EOstby: Bucket.
Sorator13: She never would've died. She would've been immortal. Unaging. Endless. Infinite.
bytecaster: Gotta debucket them!
DrLigmaPhD: Or his transfemme clone
NewtyNewts: Finally a music reference I get lol
Ctabbe: "do we kill the wolverine or the bucket?" is my new favorite magic sentence
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DrLigmaPhD Slight edit, he is an angry, very short, Canadian man. It's why he never uses guns.
Sorator13: oh my god
NotCainNorAbel: and yet here you are
NewtyNewts: He sure showed you
thanzo: alright, alright, alright
Thefluffiestguineapig: I would choke a bitch
public_key_reveal_party: Welp
Diabore:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Doesn't matter what their gender, they are a bitch
bytecaster: Threebucket!
BusTed: Anyway, next time on LRR MTG with Adam and James.
Sorator13: !card brimstone treb
LRRbot: Brimstone Trebuchet [2R] | Artifact Creature — Wall [1/3] | Defender, reach / {T}: Brimstone Trebuchet deals 1 damage to each opponent. / Whenever a Knight enters the battlefield under your control, untap Brimstone Trebuchet.
Pywodwagon: well at least we get to draft again
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh jeez, bucket plus axe is just a ballista with extra steps
kumatsu:
interact with who? 
bytecaster: Yeah, in a threebucket situation, desperate measures are necessary.
ElektroTal: how did you manage to avoid being in a car with James during road quest?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @bytecaster The desperate measures are only activated if in the flow chart the box "Do you have buckets" is "No"
Akaiatana: @ElektroTal They actually made sure to have uncommon LRR pairings
Sorator13:
I'm a musician and I loop songs over and over for a while breaking down and analyzing the different parts, but that's rather different
ghyllnox: Listening to one thing on loop is how I listen to music
bytecaster: Bigger wolf?
Invitare: did Beej kidnap you?
FofoATL: i am a looper
DrLigmaPhD: Adam just spawned in the car after the last timme he was killed
Diabore: !card cauldrons gift
LRRbot: Cauldron's Gift [4B] | Sorcery | Adamant — If at least three black mana was spent to cast this spell, mill four cards. / You may choose a creature card in your graveyard. If you do, return it to the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.
protojman: i like to loop some songs but several hours is kind of a lot
NewtyNewts: He is now an excellent blocker for that torbran
Earthenone:
kahtleen is in roadquest 2?!
Sibwow: did you say road quest 2?
Sorator13:
Kathleen is in Road Quest 2?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 That is a completely valid thing to do, but focibly subjecting your subordinates/office mates to it is not
GapFiller: huh hard to imagine Kathleen on RQ admittedly
Sorator13: @Thefluffiestguineapig absolutely
kumatsu: now my brain is vibrating on RQ2 match-up possibilities
ElektroTal: Man, Adam, you were so good in road quest, so i'm glad it worked
EOstby: You and Beej were probably the most fun car for my experience, Adam.
BrowneePoints: Yeah I think Kat said Cam and her were supposed to be in the same
seemsdeece: Man we might not have gotten the making Alex remember things bit
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes, it made it so much better
Diabore: wait they didnt nug us
kumatsu: free damage
bondeulv: "Shut up Steve-Beej!"
NewtyNewts: Missed a bucket trigger, yeah
TehAmelie: Beej wasn't even real before road quest
Thefluffiestguineapig: You learning how much random information Beej constantly emits was beautiful
public_key_reveal_party: I was super late to the party on road quest, i watched the first half of the season during the premeries, and then only watched the second half a month ago
DrLigmaPhD: Come on and slam time
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Earthenone: i do that too G
Kuhfeek: I do that too
bytecaster: Yeah
Robot_Bones: I do that with games too
nymistrya: I certainly didn't want it to end, and cried when it did.
Juliamon: It can be hard to say goodbye to a beloved show
kumatsu: well that's certainly a trade
DrLigmaPhD: Dos???
bytecaster: And then I give myself a hard time later for it!
Earthenone: games and shows end when i say they do, not when they do
GhostofJeffGoldblum: dos?!
Thefluffiestguineapig: I do that with some things but my brain is incredibly reliant on the completion principle
MrQBear: I introduced a friend to roadquest recently, and it quickly turned into "Hey, do you wanna watch the next episode of roadquest tonight?"
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @DrLigmaPhD hgi
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corefluxx: I do that too. But for road quest, my solution was just to watch it over again.... 4 Times so far...
kumatsu: yeah I like theft, that felt like a "make this trade cuz I have a followup"
kumatsu: or nvm
laff_o_tron: Graham, have you seen the trash panda adventure in eldraine?
DrLigmaPhD: The secrets are Florida real-estate
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Yeah, I tend to just watch it over and over. Like I do with my ultimate comfort TV: Westworld. Because I am a dark human and I find it cathartic
Sibwow: isnt that fawki
ThorSokar: "When Target Player is James Turner - Reveal Only Lands"
GapFiller: phun (tangential) phact: I have an entire folder full of unwatched last episodes for anime series some of which going back years w/o being watched
3 raiders from Weslyphon have joined!
GapFiller: its baaad
EOstby: It's time for another Drive to Work?
NewtyNewts: The tank's full!
Thefluffiestguineapig: It means it's SF6 time!
bytecaster: What DOES that mean?
kumatsu: words don't have meaning
DrLigmaPhD: G just wants us to know he isn't a replicant
Invitare: oh no, a flyer. Your one weakness
Kuhfeek: Gun Nut Adam has the show
TotesMcGoats1992: Im pretty sure 'biological imperative' usually refers to uh... something else
Thefluffiestguineapig: Drop the draft and get in some matches
anhakha: how's it feel to have perfect information?
bondeulv: you have menace
korvys: After Road Quest, Adam, you became my partner's favourite LRR member (though she did call you James once (without even knowing that's kinda a bit))
iris_of_ether:
Sorator13:
Anubis169: TotesMcGoats1992: what happened to your other account?
korvys: ok, that got me, lol
Sibwow: single and open to another partner are two very different things adam
kumatsu: I still crack up that when I met her, Julie's mom asked if I was James
saucemaster5000: one day "why yes they just left me with that question
Sibwow: are you ready to be in a cule with chat
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is your partner single?
DrLigmaPhD: The correct response to "are they single?" is "looking for a third"
NewtyNewts: mine is now, lol
Sorator13: @DrLigmaPhD "no, they're double"
Earthenone: !card embercleave
LRRbot: Embercleave [4RR] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Flash / This spell costs {1} less to cast for each attacking creature you control. / When Embercleave enters the battlefield, attach it to target creature you control. / Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has double strike and trample. / Equip {3}
TotesMcGoats1992: @Anubis169 Is there another ToteMcGoats? XD
TehAmelie: it took me like a couple of years to work out who was who out of Adam, James, Paul and Morgan
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @Sorator13 "their electron shell is full, sorry"
ghyllnox: "They said they could be"
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Anubis169: TotesMcGoats1992: there is
kumatsu: replacement effects do not work the way OP thinks they do
korvys: !card Tempting Witch
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NewtyNewts: Play this Mr Lugosi
TotesMcGoats1992: @Anubis169 I see. well its not me XD
DrLigmaPhD: FR how do I bring up the notion I might be poly with my current partner?
korvys: Oh, witch gonna kill them
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DrLigmaPhD I mean, the response that I would like if I ever have a long term partner is "you should ask them"
Earthenone:
to be fair it was 144p back then right? 
Juliamon: James is also nowhere near as swole as you anymore
DrLigmaPhD: Cousins vibes
mulligan2six: I'm so glad you've accepted yourself James
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I would...not sayt you look alike
Thefluffiestguineapig: @korvys This just makes me think of that song "X gonna give it to you" used in the first Deadpool
zeathean: for a while there I had guessed you were cousins
GhostofJeffGoldblum: like maybe in the sense that all us white guys look kinda similar
GhostofJeffGoldblum: but you and he have quite different features
Sorator13: Depends on the camera angle
Robot_Bones: He's like a black olive any your like a green olive
ThorSokar: yea, in comparison to James, you're jacked
Sorator13:
If your arms are visible...
sasschad: Yeah, my partner can tell you apart by ear, but not to look at.
EOstby: There were similarities, but also there was a running gag at Desert Bus with multiple Jameses, so that's probably why let that joke run on too long.
kumatsu: Morgan was before my time so I never had him to confuse people with
Juliamon: what
bytecaster: When in doubt, feel free to witch
Anubis169:
Last I saw Morgan he had hair down to his hips 
Sibwow: skill issue
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DrLigmaPhD Is your current relationship monogamous? And do you have a gauge on how they feel about non monogamous relationship structures generally?
ElektroTal: have you thought about allocating memory? it might help
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GhostofJeffGoldblum: hate when I can't allocate.
Boon_33: Adam stopped here with the opponent at 1 till you got back
Invitare: try downloading more RAM
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Boon_33 Adam was saving the kill shot for Graham
Earthenone: G was going to allocate memory, but he forgot
kumatsu: just get Paul to come download some more RAM
saucemaster5000: I prefer to be allogreat
bytecaster: "But I wanted to throw food at them", the witch
Sorator13: sometimes I wish I could just plug a stick of RAM into my head to improve my memory capacity
NewtyNewts: Otherwise it's enraidment
Akaiatana: New President's Choice product, Memories of OBS
DrLigmaPhD: @Thefluffiestguineapig We're both bisexual with gender identities of "IDK man", so to say the least we're open minded, but presently monogamous
NewtyNewts: I hate change, I've got so many dimes and nickels I can't do anything with!
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kumatsu: change bad, back to Moonbase 1
ElektroTal: @LoadingReadyRun i was gonna text you about road quest last night all excitedly and then i realized it was like 11:50 and i thought you might not appreciate it, lol
ThorSokar: they have a very ASMR feel because they're such a clean sound
Boon_33: change is hard
Sibwow: DrLigmaPhD pro tip: dont open with 'we should see other people' unless they have a very specific sense of humor
GhostofJeffGoldblum: the room tone is different nd change is hard
Anubis169: ANY hour?
Countjondi: Is Road Quest 2 a genuine opossibility?
GhostofJeffGoldblum:
@Sibwow
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DrLigmaPhD My advice is always just be upfront about it and make it a conversation. Be clear that you don't want to just throw everything out the window, that this is a conversation and you value their input on how a structure to test this might work
Earthenone: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always meming.
bondeulv: have you opened your PPR kits yet? or is that next week
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is it a SECRET TUNNEL???
Sogheim: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! DUALSHOCK 4 battery level low.
Sibwow: graham has opened his from the card preview today
Sorator13: @DrLigmaPhD be open and honest, if touch is an important thing for either of you then bring it up while cuddling, be clear that you care for them and you're not looking for a replacement or substitute
NewtyNewts: Ooh, new Points
ThorSokar: less echo when you move back now
ElektroTal: what mics are those"?
Sorator13: Mm, yes, it does sound better
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 Yes, emphazie this is not about shoving them off to the side or you being bored
ElektroTal: oh, nice
Earthenone: !elgato
ElektroTal: i think my next upgrade is gonna be my camera set up
TehAmelie: studio "Eh"?
GhostofJeffGoldblum:
clearly you just need to be like GN and make an anechoic chamber for the low low price of one hundred and twenty thousand american dollars
Sorator13: you've got some sponcon coming up for them, don't you?
Akaiatana: Every time I hear elgato, I just want gelato.
jaimeblacken: elgato is a cat
Sorator13: @Akaiatana I pretty much always want gelato
bytecaster: "Yup, that sure was a fall", that sage after seeing someone fall down some stairs.
Thefluffiestguineapig: All I know about elgato is the Spanish meanings and the jokes about that brand stream deck
Sorator13: if not to eat now, then to save for later
DrLigmaPhD: @Sorator13 It is funny that the anxiety I feel comes from much the same place as bisexual imposter syndrome, except I doubt my emotional maturity without significant reason
TehAmelie: i just think of this guy who had a pig named El Gato. and a cat named Chorizo
Thefluffiestguineapig: @bytecaster Alternately: We need to put up a warning about trying to imitate that stairs thing from the Joker
Mangledpixel: *Mrs Tweedy voice* You are going to be a PIE!
NewtyNewts: They're doing the blue/black deck you wanted!
seemsdeece: Be careful trolling while they have the sage
GhostofJeffGoldblum: it never occurred to me that "bisexual imposter syndrome" is a thing, but of course. of course it is.
TehAmelie: he ate El Gato. . .
bytecaster: Why, don't you want to give them your eyes, Graham?
Sorator13: Troll will give them a bunch more card selection
DrLigmaPhD: @GhostofJeffGoldblum Oh yeah it fuckin SUCKS, especially if you're in an even remotely straight-passing situation
Sibwow: Jerry Orbach did , are you better than him?
NewtyNewts: Yes Graham?
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @DrLigmaPhD I will say I have imposter syndrome about a lot of things, especially because people make the baffling assumption I know what I'm talking about ever (blessing and a curse). In relationships I find that establishing a base rule of "no question is stupid, if you need clarification please ask, and ask as much as you need" because more questions has not created problems for me, but assumptions have destroyed many things
Sorator13: Oh, that trample interface looked a bit different; I don't remember seeing the life total so prominently before
bytecaster: Maybe the serpent is hiding in the loch
Invitare: also they might mill the serpent
NewtyNewts: Not only are the cards rare in the packs, they're also rare in the deck
EOstby: Make a Food // Make a Dude
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @DrLigmaPhD luv 2 liv in a society that creates such a pervasive atmosphere of gatekeeping that no one can ever feel good about a single aspect of themselves
bytecaster: Value
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also @DrLigmaPhD I will say that the imposter syndrome rears up really badly when it's something I care about and I'm worried about having it become bad because of something
TotesMcGoats1992: Top Tier Goat Token btw
rasterscan: Another Konrad?
Sorator13: didn't mill serpent, good
bytecaster: Now they are just being rude
Sorator13: deck pls
Thefluffiestguineapig: @GhostofJeffGoldblum Yeah, it's glorious feeling like nothing about myself is ever valid and people can feel empowered to interrogate both choices I've made as well as things about my life and body I cannot help like I have control
rasterscan: Flunge, then start witching?
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bytecaster: Never you, witch
DaveCaveOfficial: Is it draw then uptap and then unkeep?
bondeulv: untap, upkeep, draw
Akaiatana: Just one more Bing
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sorry, the thing about society not allowing people to feel good about anything about themselves also goes with the horrible thing of one upping that bother me greatly
GapFiller: cant do Cobumbo w/o any cigars
TehAmelie: i like to remember Neil Armstrong had imposter syndrome. kind of puts it in perspective for me
DrLigmaPhD: Bibumbo: "One additional thing!"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @rasterscan I think Flunge is a precursor to certain kinds of cauldron invocations
Robot_Bones: One additionalthing, How much was that food token?
NewtyNewts: I told you, James is hiding under the desk.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @NewtyNewts If it was the Turner Curse then their mana base would be screwed up, I haven't seen them be really hard up (like completely missing a color) this game yet
NewtyNewts: @Thefluffiestguineapig I mean, they did struggle with green earlier this game
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's almost like talking off the cuff is real hard Graham
DrLigmaPhD: zoinks
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm confused
Earthenone: !faeadvice
anhakha: shaharizard
NewtyNewts: Graveyard hate?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Earthenone Don't offend them
Thefluffiestguineapig: That would be the only advice that command should bring up
Sorator13: they're using frogify on the witch and not saving it for the serpent? Hmmmm
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm glad I'm not the only one confused by this move
bytecaster: @Sorator13 Serpent doesn't even come down next turn.
bytecaster: Oh right, sorry
Micsig: cat
EOstby: Cat
Earthenone: remeber to exile el gato
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Earthenone You activate that by trying to stream any of the Nightmare series
bytecaster: @Earthenone el gato horno
TehAmelie: when you think about it the rules for dealing with faeries are just common sense rules for meeting strangers. give them some good faith, listen to the words they use, don't steal their shit
Akaiatana: We frogged their damage!
bytecaster: I mean, we did not say please, it's true
Sorator13: @TehAmelie ...don't tell them your real name, don't trust anything they say, never accept gifts they offer...
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie Those are the normal ones that apply pretty much across the board, my favorite are the super weird specific ones
Akaiatana: @Sorator13 Where can I send this Faepal money?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 Don't trust any food, remember nothing is truly free
Featherweight_: Bucket time!~
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Was that three of that same counterspell?
NewtyNewts: Time to redraft?
AtomicAlchemical: Sometimes they just have it all
Akaiatana: Ponder the Torb
Bugberry: then there's Tormund from GOT
kirbytronic: A famed Olympics Expert and Fighting Game Master Play Magic
Thefluffiestguineapig: Those names are both great Swedish Chef quotes
Gekyouryuu: hot new Dwarf cereal Bjorn Bran
Sorator13: yeah, you said that a little soon
Featherweight_: rude pie
Sorator13: also, is that how you make Simic Slaw?
zed_alpha: I've mostly been doing Brawl and Historic Brawl on Arena lately. They brought back Eldraine drafts?
NewtyNewts: Stuck and sticks
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kirbytronic Crapshot! Sounds amazing
SacrificialToast: that's a big pie
Sorator13: @zed_alpha As a leadup to the new set, yep
DrLigmaPhD: I stopped saying "please" when my firends became concerned I kept saying "daddy" afterwards
public_key_reveal_party: On the plus side, you now have a pie
Sorator13: @public_key_reveal_party unfortunately, opponent gets the pie
Akaiatana: It gives Adam a sepent je ne c'est quoi
NewtyNewts: How many cards left NOW?
Sorator13: Yeah, the serpent is making up for lost time by showing up plenty this game, eh?
TehAmelie: sir not appearing in this game?
zed_alpha: @Sorator13 honestly sounds miserable lol. Love eldraine flavor, can't stand the standard meta it engendered. Wonder if it's any less horrific in limited.
jaimeblacken: that death animation is cool
public_key_reveal_party: Huh, that's neat
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie That's Trebucket for sure
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JoeKim: hello friends
funguslore:
Robot_Bones: Adam will be seeing that a lot when he does it to himself
JoeKim: hows the magic-ing
ElektroTal: what does that one do?
kirbytronic: He is one of the top 3 planeswalkers in the set
JoeKim: tarkov was good
Thefluffiestguineapig: That is Vince MacMahon's first pick just because "he's so big"
bondeulv: he's not oko
PhennofLore: it was certainly some tarkov
Bugberry: !card garruk cursed huntsmen
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
kirbytronic: Royal Scions
DAC169: @kirbytronic aren't there only 5?
cmdrzellgaudis: Graham getting a Garruk is very on theme
couchboyj: Both large and prone to taking charge, that lad
zed_alpha: god, I wish they did something interesting with Garruk in story
Gekyouryuu: The Toyota Scions
NewtyNewts: Unless we Jund?
DrLigmaPhD: @kirbytronic Not the least reason for which is Oko is 100% a bottom
Diabore: you can always jundem
zed_alpha: Remember those six months when he was supposed to be the next ultimate threat to the other planeswalkers?
kirbytronic: !card Garruk, cursed
LRRbot: Did you mean: Garruk, the Veil-Cursed; Garruk, Cursed Huntsman
Sorator13:
@DrLigmaPhD
EOstby: Pack 3 Pivot into Buckets.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @zed_alpha He became a plot device for Lilianna's development
Akaiatana: "Nothing's better than Oko" Okay, Mr. Lennon
Izandai: I mean, you could get hard cut on green.
Featherweight_: Wolfs are like fuzzy buckets. Its fiiiiine
kirbytronic: !Card Garruk, Cursed Hunts
LRRbot: Garruk, Cursed Huntsman [4BG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Garruk [5] | [0]: Create two 2/2 black and green Wolf creature tokens with "When this creature dies, put a loyalty counter on each Garruk you control." / [−3]: Destroy target creature. Draw a card. / [−6]: You get an emblem with "Creatures you control get +3/+3 and have trample."
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh man, that is an old LRRMTG meme
zed_alpha: They kept pushing him as the "ULTIMATE PREDATOR" hunting the "ULTIMATE PREY," who were, of course, other planeswalkers.
Diabore: liliana messed with his thing and he almost killed her
zed_alpha: And then nothing happened lol
Izandai: After Liliana fucked him up with the Chain Veil he decided he wanted to kill everyone.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: shhhhh
GhostofJeffGoldblum: it's a secret
Thefluffiestguineapig: I would need to check my Beej's Steps of a Magic Turn shirt to see if Jund Em Out is on there
zed_alpha: No big story events, no big story cards. Just pops up for very angry cameos occasionally.
DrLigmaPhD: shhhh... secretsss
Sorator13: @Thefluffiestguineapig it is not
AlucardMarkov: secretkeeper OP
Diabore: if you go sultai youre in the perfect colours for pack 2 oko
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @zed_alpha He hasn't in a while though, they just kind of sent him to a farm upstate
kirbytronic: Adam, is there any card you don't like better with a lucky clover on the battlefield?
Earthenone: carver to stay on clover dream?
zed_alpha: ah right, so he could kill all the cows.
Diabore: skittering surveyor
NewtyNewts: Oh look, a second lance
Earthenone: witches is alright
Greyah: Blades are sweet. Love me a good 3/1.
kirbytronic: @Diabore But he likes it better with a lucky clover because it means he has a lucky clover *and* a skittering surveyor
NewtyNewts: Snack Attack
DrLigmaPhD: Skittle Clap
Robot_Bones: or PUBG
Diabore: sultai lets gooooooo
DrLigmaPhD: Grom Strok
JoannaTastic: Foiegras Bibimbap
NotCainNorAbel: well the penguins didn't like it
bondeulv: collect some eyes
Genasi_Gaming: is this some sort of eldraine draft?
Robot_Bones: give me your special eyes
zed_alpha: Yeah if I was getting Dr. Strange paychecks, I'd let people call me Bendyback Candyfloss ALL DAY. Hell, I'd *suggest* demeaning nicknames if I had Marvel money.
NewtyNewts: And a knight, if that's relevant
Diabore: someone took the other secret keeper
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Robot_Bones What ended up happening with the legacy and Urza's contribution
bondeulv: charmed sleep
Earthenone: sleep?
Seth_Erickson: charmed sleep also good
bondeulv: you're currently splashing green
Seth_Erickson: I'd take reaper
Greyah: Outmuscle is sweet, if for no other reason that because that homie is going all Zangief on a bear.
zed_alpha: Hey, there's Syr Carah, you can pack 2 pivot to jund
Seth_Erickson: I don't think 2 drop is better than run away and secret keeper
Seth_Erickson: Garruk probably beats all 3 but also it's Garruk so
kirbytronic: Or you can take a bunch of Raven's whatevers and be the other problem
Land_Manatee: I am very torn between this and Baldur's Gate rn.
Akaiatana: Faren Balanced
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Land_Manatee: My computer might have... issues with that lol
Diabore: adam seemed slightly offended when you said that G
Countjondi: im playing Baldur's gate 3 right now.
Mr_Horrible: Baller's Gate?
Sorator13: It is good! It is also buggy. Not a bad idea to wait a month before diving in, honestly.
Mazrae: I've already put like 80-90 hrs into BG3
Gekyouryuu: is Queen of Ice supposed to be the same character as the new legendary witch, or does Eldraine just have a bunch of women running around freezing shit?
NewtyNewts: Heavy black start once again, hopefully we see our good cards this time!
Diabore: second monitor
Cardune: already playing bg3 on my other monitor... haha
Seth_Erickson: How dare you Graham
Akaiatana: That would be Gatekeeping
zed_alpha: oh it's fantastic. The gorgeous tiefling barbarian is fun. And there's also supposedly other characters, but my attention appears to be wavering whenever the gorgeous tiefling barbarian isn't on screen.
Bugberry: I've never had a second monitor and I feel like I wouldn't know what to do with the realestate.
Seth_Erickson:
I remember when Adam punched Graham because he hadn't played enough Elden Ring last year. Was absolutely wild
Gekyouryuu: @zed_alpha Karlach? yeah, 100% still love that we have all those characters as MtG cards
kirbytronic: I'm very torn between this and eating today
kirbytronic: I should do that
zed_alpha: never forget when Adam chokeslammed Graham through the announcer's table when G-Money admitted on camera that he hadn't ever even attempted I Wanna Be The Boshy
couchboyj: Adam reserves all his harsh judgments for Twitch Chat
bytecaster: Clover
zed_alpha: Eh fair. Everyone's got a preference.
Seth_Erickson: how dare you have opinions adam smh
NewtyNewts: @zed_alpha From 16 feet up?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: well. we're enemies now.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: sorry dude.
Seth_Erickson: It's fair Shadowheart is my favorite anyhow
kirbytronic: How dare you! I dunno who that is
josh___something: D:
Countjondi: Il simp for Shadowheart all day
Akaiatana: Cloverrated
zed_alpha: @NewtyNewts From sixteen feet up, yes. At Desert Bus 2019
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I'll see you at dawn to fight to the death.
AtomicAlchemical: she got horns
papagette: but shes so nice
tehfewl: adam secret shadowheart enjoyer
Gekyouryuu:
Graham, how can you not know Karlach? she was in Commander Legends 2?
bytecaster: Forever young to recycle the secret keepers!
TheWriterAleph:
they're all great. even gale
LidofLoathing: From watching like 3 different playthroughs, Wyll is the one I like the most
Bugberry: I haven't played BG3 but I feel like I see more Shadowheart praise than anything else.
bytecaster: How is alliance still here
SolarBlitz1: Look I am a man of simple tastes and she hits a lot of them, but I agree the other characters need more love too
zed_alpha: I genuinely like all the characters. They're really fun.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I'm sorry what
zed_alpha: I'm enjoying Gale
Land_Manatee: Karlach and Shadowheart seem to have the best storylines.
kirbytronic: Most of my knowledge of Baldur's Gate comes through Voxy and Michelle's posts
TheWriterAleph:
@SolarBlitz1 she hits a lot of things, that's her job
raulghoulia: would love to see Adam to a large lady tier list
Marethyou: Karlach is not only a big lady but also the low-key most relatable companion
Robot_Bones: alright time to pivot to red
MrTulip: I guess it's a good sign you haven't thrown them all off a cliff
rasterscan: !card Lucky Clover
LRRbot: Lucky Clover [2] | Artifact | Whenever you cast an Adventure instant or sorcery spell, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy.
bytecaster: Queen
Land_Manatee: I cannot draw Forever Young without humming the song. I give it away every time.
Gekyouryuu: !card Karlach
LRRbot: Found 7 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
Diabore: @Land_Manatee start whistling it, throw them off with the abrupt change
Gekyouryuu: !card Karlach, Fury of Avernus
LRRbot: Karlach, Fury of Avernus [4R] | Legendary Creature — Tiefling Barbarian [5/4] | Whenever you attack, if it's the first combat phase of the turn, untap all attacking creatures. They gain first strike until end of turn. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase. / Choose a Background
Land_Manatee: But pie though
bytecaster: Pie? Don't mind if I do
Land_Manatee: Just take the rest of this pack
korvys: !card Run Away Together
LRRbot: Run Away Together [1U] | Instant | Choose two target creatures controlled by different players. Return those creatures to their owners' hands.
Akaiatana: It's so gourd.
MegaDosX: Mystic Sanctuary? That card's banned.
bytecaster: Pie and Pumpkins, we are getting spoiled here
NewtyNewts: Putting it back on top of the deck, however...
kirbytronic: I think you just say it like "Well"
korvys: I wonder if that 3rd Run Away Together will come back
bytecaster: Reanimate the secret keeper for a 1/5 vanilla, perfection!
kirbytronic: Like you were going to say something but you just stop there
Land_Manatee: What eating, Graham?
anhakha: Wishing well, do-do-da-do-da-do...
hugogol21: it goes llike lalalalaa lalaal
Sorator13: uhhhh
Juliamon: uh
Diabore: uh
Spades_Slicc: Que
gualdhar: uh
Sorator13: !panic
LRRbot:
THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE.
SolarBlitz1: uh
Kuhfeek: oh no
Boon_33: effff
GhostofJeffGoldblum: welp
korvys: !picnic
LRRbot:
THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE.
hyperpuppy64: uh
MrPipboy3000: Airborn Toxic Event has a song called Wishing Well too
tehfewl: wrong button
hd_dabnado: hmmm
anhakha: it is the dead
hd_dabnado: well
NewtyNewts: Huh, that was quite the song.
hugogol21: oh i know my joke was bad but guys
coiax: F
Land_Manatee: Oh no! Now I'll never know what he was eating!
bytecaster: The stream could not contain all those secret keepers!
hd_dabnado: comedy is dead today
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, glad it's not just me
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also TELUS!!!!!
Calhoun327: lol, I get on and they leave
BigDaddyBland87: I look away for 2 seconds and the stream go away
Mazrae: Picnic
kirbytronic: And then they exploded, the end
TemporallyAwry: #BlameTelus
Robot_Bones: Hello darkness my old friend
NewtyNewts: *shakes fist at ISP conglomerate*
anhakha: who else f5'd cos they thought their internet was dead?
Wiliart: I only put bg3 on my main screen...
hd_dabnado: I thought I missed a stream ending announcment
Boon_33:
@NewtyNewts lol, it's cloud based now
TheMerricat:
How long do you think it'll take them to realize stream died chat?
NewtyNewts: @Boon_33 Virtual fist then!
NewtyNewts: @TheMerricat Probably until the Pack 3 Pivot
Juliamon: Streaming PC crashed
SacrificialToast: @Boon_33 angry twitch viewer shakes fist at cloud
Sorator13: @Juliamon Oh dear. That sounds bad.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @Juliamon rude of it
DoxCapital: sad
definenull: Uh oh
NewtyNewts: Wonder if that was caused by that error they mentioned earlier?
Land_Manatee: We come back and they're mono-red with an Embercleave
Juliamon: "Back ASAP"
TemporallyAwry: !checkpoint
NewtyNewts: @Land_Manatee And got a 10th pick Bucket
Graham_LRR: Hey uh, the computer HARD crashed. BRB.
definenull: I had my pc recently crash to force a windows update so
saucemaster5000: it's the heat
NewtyNewts: No prob G, gives us time for a bio break too!
Earthenone: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
Sorator13: ooh, good idea
AngelicKnighthood: What a time to walk in.
MegaDosX: Did the computer get offended at Adam calling an 80s song boomer music?
Boon_33:
that deck was too good for this world
Genasi_Gaming: sttreams over
Juliamon:
Diabore: we back!
LoadingReadyRun: or am it?
TheWriterAleph: start over!
TehAmelie: turned it off and on again, eh
EOstby: Hello!
Diabore: am deck bonkers?
beowuuf: wb
Sorator13: @TehAmelie Not sure that they voluntarily turned it off...
Wiliart: So computer, what the F?
Sorator13: welcome back!
TemporallyAwry: #BlameWindows
NewtyNewts: Good job WinDOS
NewtyNewts: Everything changed when the update nation attacked
TemporallyAwry:
Youtube is going to have a fun Vod 
enbyKriss:
win update is my current nemesis 
BrookJustBones: Broom is prob still bad?
Sorator13: So... is now a good time to mention that the local recording crashed earlier too?
Diabore: are we saccing anything for broom to do a thing?
RayFK: I like how you have mill going and Garruk
Genasi_Gaming: cut garruk I think
Diabore: @Genasi_Gaming heresy
DAC169:
UB Mill starring Garruk 
TemporallyAwry:
Cut some swamps? 
I dunno I'm bad at this.
Genasi_Gaming: what does he do apart from make creatures have effcient removal and have a game finisher?
bojuka_pog: Hello there
SolarBlitz1: Special guest Garruk? He's the reason we're seeing this episode!
MrPipboy3000: I cut Garruk just to feel something ...
Thefluffiestguineapig: That is the real response "alright, just tell him it was your idea, want to do that now?"
DrLigmaPhD: Bold of you to assume I wouldn't climb that tree of a man
Land_Manatee: Who do you think you are to cut Garruk? Some kind of Ginger knight?
Spades_Slicc: The Natural
korvys: Paul, Bill Gates personally objected to our Merfolk deck
Sorator13: @DrLigmaPhD no, he's not treefolk
Gekyouryuu: wait... did Arena add sleeves to make your cards look like they're beat up from you playing with them in the 90s, before we knew better?
Mr_Horrible: Mill yourself! Not your deck, use my deck!
James_the_Dabbler: Nights do tend to be black, yes
Sorator13: @Gekyouryuu yep! They were an april fool's thing, but they recently added them to the store.
Gekyouryuu: that's amazing
MegaDosX: Click clack
BtownMC: Hello
Sorator13: klax(on)
Sorator13: klax(off)
MegaDosX: #BlameJames
Mangledpixel:
the clacks, son 
Gekyouryuu: Clackbridge seems like a good response to an opponent playing the ONE Elesh Norn
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: please, call me Jeremy. Clacks was my father
DAC169:
why do I keep saying "clickity-clack" now? what did you do? 
Sorator13: hey wait, that's *our* line!
Spades_Slicc: The computer crash was to protect y'all from this, but you just had to play arena didn't you
MegaDosX: !card bog naughty
LRRbot: Bog Naughty [3BB] | Creature — Faerie [3/3] | Flying / {2}{B}, Sacrifice a Food: Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn.
Sorator13: yeah, I like bouncing bog naughty
MegaDosX: You still get your stuff
Sorator13:
MegaDosX:
This deck is miserable 
Sorator13: when you're getting tempo'd *and* half your library is in your graveyard... time to call it a day
TemporallyAwry: You're opponent just Alt+F4'ed - did you have fun?
Sorator13: see, when I get dumpstered, often I *did* enjoy it cause OP was doing cool things
WowoT: i wonder if they take notes of peoples opinons of the games, i'd love to see the stats
MegaDosX: I'm having flashbacks
Sorator13: it's mostly when I get flooded or screwed that I would click no
TemporallyAwry:
@MegaDosX It's called adventure in this set
Sorator13: @WowoT they absolutely do, or they wouldn't ask
Aarek: I got that after playing the tempo ninja deck in the pauper weekly I was at one life for like 4 turns of just tempoing them hard with man o war and a ninja to bounce it
Sorator13:
@TemporallyAwry
MegaDosX: @TemporallyAwry Listen, you.
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