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thraximore: fun fact! the term "lich" comes from old english, and is an antiquated word for "corpse"
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James_the_Dabbler: Canadian highlander? Well hi to the great land of Canada!
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asthanius: !card highland game
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Xavbull: I really enjoy when there are 4 players at Canlander night
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Juliamon: check the toot
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flatluigi: the regular canlander crew of wheeler, alex, serge, and nelson
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princess_intell: Been ages since I caught one of these live
matthaus_c: fight paper fight paper fight
neisan2112: PAPER FIGHT TIME!!
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Boon_33: Horay Friday!
princess_intell: We did this.
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flatluigi: das a peepo
princess_intell: Well I guess we are kinda peepers?
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matthaus_c: my best pack 3 pivot was when I opened a Nemata, Primeval Warden in DMU after two packs of drafting UW
iced1138: Is Balance or Fastbond banned in Canadian Highlander?
matthaus_c: @iced1138 no
hd_dabnado: Hard Pissin'
matthaus_c: in fact they're not even pointed
princess_intell: Canadian Highlander has no banlist!
matthaus_c: Canadian Highlander shares the Vintage banlist, which is very limited
gibbousm: except for Dexterity Cards and no sideboard means wishes don't work and neither do Companions
iced1138: That's what I thought, I'm looking at the point list and didn't see those two.
LRRbot: Prismatic Vista | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Prismatic Vista: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
matthaus_c: Balance changing from 1 to 0 was very recent
HoneyJack07: Highlander ?! Yes Please !!
LRRbot: Zurgo Bellstriker [R] | Legendary Creature — Orc Warrior [2/2] | Zurgo Bellstriker can't block creatures with power 2 or greater. / Dash {1}{R}
bigpearlentertainment: who are the other two canlander players we have tonight?
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BrowneePoints: 2025 Alex! Return to Tarkir!
LRRbot: Windswept Heath | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Windswept Heath: Search your library for a Forest or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
princess_intell: Anything that isn't on the points list or banned in vintage is free to wheel.
Juliamon: The usual suspects bigpearlentertainment
LRRbot: Goblin Guide [R] | Creature — Goblin Scout [2/2] | Haste / Whenever Goblin Guide attacks, defending player reveals the top card of their library. If it's a land card, that player puts it into their hand.
matthaus_c: BEEP BEEP
devoidmelody: @bigpearlentertainment probably wheeler & nelly
LRRbot: The Wandering Emperor [2WW] | Legendary Planeswalker [3] | Flash / As long as The Wandering Emperor entered the battlefield this turn, you may activate her loyalty abilities any time you could cast an instant. / [+1]: Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature. It gains first strike until end of turn. / [−1]: Create a 2/2 white Samurai creature token with vigilance. / [−2]: Exile target tapped creature. You gain 2 life.
RayFK: Go Alex, please destroy the hell that is Pox
LRRbot: Ascendant Packleader [G] | Creature — Wolf [2/1] | Ascendant Packleader enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it if you control a permanent with mana value 4 or greater. / Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater, put a +1/+1 counter on Ascendant Packleader.
matthaus_c: it's all jeep jeeps
LRRbot: Enlightened Tutor [W] | Instant | Search your library for an artifact or enchantment card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
princess_intell: Wandering emperor might be my favorite white card of the past few years
matthaus_c: pox is the hero here
princess_intell: It's just so incredibly solid
mishrasbauble: oh noes!
LRRbot: Mox Jet [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {B}.
cmdrud87:
princess_intell: Does serge have to call himself to decide a ruling?
trebuchetboy: Who are the two other players?
princess_intell: Ben and Nelly
flatluigi: wheeler and nelson
LRRbot: Balance [1W] | Sorcery | Each player chooses a number of lands they control equal to the number of lands controlled by the player who controls the fewest, then sacrifices the rest. Players discard cards and sacrifice creatures the same way.
gibbousm: plz stop
mishrasbauble: fair and balanced
Rodzos:
Hi 
Jovh11: But muh integrity of this casual game between friends
gibbousm: Alex missing their Cabal Therapy
Diabore: earlier today, vintage cube is back baybee
MuffinsOnAHill: Grv. Two more and Serge buy everyone ice cream.
LRRbot: Karn, Scion of Urza [4] | Legendary Planeswalker — Karn [5] | [+1]: Reveal the top two cards of your library. An opponent chooses one of them. Put that card into your hand and exile the other with a silver counter on it. / [−1]: Put a card you own with a silver counter on it from exile into your hand. / [−2]: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with "This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control."
princess_intell: A ton of cards actually just went from 1 to 0 iirc
ElektroTal: ah, the ye olde 'balance as wrath'
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LRRbot: Soul-Scar Mage [R] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/2] | Prowess / If a source you control would deal noncombat damage to a creature an opponent controls, put that many −1/−1 counters on that creature instead.
mishrasbauble: library and balance did, idk if any others went down recently?
josh1273436: Ah the ole 1-mana mountain
BrowneePoints: So Alex, are you more excited for the Tarkir return or the Lorwyn Return?
LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
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bwk789: Woo canlander! Serge, I’m going to travel around London and try the coffee shops you recommended from instagram!
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LRRbot: Hive of the Eye Tyrant | Land | If you control two or more other lands, Hive of the Eye Tyrant enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {B}. / {3}{B}: Until end of turn, Hive of the Eye Tyrant becomes a 3/3 black Beholder creature with menace and "Whenever this creature attacks, exile target card from defending player's graveyard." It's still a land.
flatluigi: deathrite shaman, now on arena
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hey_kelvin: 2 mana plague wind
princess_intell: Balance is the literal definition of "fair card"
LRRbot: Kaya, Orzhov Usurper [1WB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Kaya [3] | [+1]: Exile up to two target cards from a single graveyard. You gain 2 life if at least one creature card was exiled this way. / [−1]: Exile target nonland permanent with mana value 1 or less. / [−5]: Kaya, Orzhov Usurper deals damage to target player equal to the number of cards that player owns in exile and you gain that much life.
bondeulv: menacing 3/3
princess_intell: I want kaya's outfit
LRRbot: Radha's Firebrand [1R] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/1] | Whenever Radha's Firebrand attacks, target creature defending player controls with power less than Radha's Firebrand's power can't block this turn. / Domain — {5}{R}: Radha's Firebrand gets +2/+2 until end of turn. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each basic land type among lands you control. Activate only once each turn.
gibbousm: I love this Kaya so much. I wish she was more viable in other formats
mishrasbauble: one of the only cool 3 mana walkers
princess_intell: There are so many planeswalkers whose closets I want to raid
cmdrud87: @gibbousm yeah, she's pretty much useless in non-cedh commander for example
LRRbot: Liliana of the Veil [1BB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Liliana [3] | [+1]: Each player discards a card. / [−2]: Target player sacrifices a creature. / [−6]: Separate all permanents target player controls into two piles. That player sacrifices all permanents in the pile of their choice.
midnightcurryjazz: rude
princess_intell: So many sick jackets and cool boots and really, really nice dresses
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @princess_intell and then I want to get their clothes
LRRbot: Treetop Village | Land | Treetop Village enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {G}. / {1}{G}: Treetop Village becomes a 3/3 green Ape creature with trample until end of turn. It's still a land.
mishrasbauble: i wanna know who tomik's stylist is too
gibbousm: like, she's so good in Canlander and then everywhere else she's too slow or doesn't do enough
LRRbot: Vindicate [1WB] | Sorcery | Destroy target permanent.
thraximore:
mishrasbauble: how rude
LRRbot: Bitterblossom [1B] | Tribal Enchantment — Faerie | At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life and create a 1/1 black Faerie Rogue creature token with flying.
neisan2112: OHhhh Blossom, very excited for that to come to Gladiator
LRRbot: Nether Void [3B] | World Enchantment | Whenever a player casts a spell, counter it unless that player pays {3}.
thraximore: yeahhhhhhh
neisan2112: Ohhhhhh my
midnightcurryjazz:
r10pez10: oh mah gah
MuffinsOnAHill: Well.
thraximore: this is pretty much over
guacxmole: Ew, Harold
josh1273436: Alex just needs a World Enchantment to win the game
gibbousm: da VOID
mishrasbauble: shadow realm'd
wickaboxet: Classic pox, I get one passive piece and then no one gets to play the game
Serpens77: Berserk has a timing restriction (not that it really mattered then)
bondeulv: Harold McNeill is kinda oof, but some of his art is pretty cool
princess_intell: Cripes I can't wait to cast bitterblossom in historic brawl
FixTheJames: Neathervoid = "Magic has been cancelled for the evening.
IbunWest: “A little bit of vindication “ i see what you did there
Jovh11: You explicitly vindicated
r10pez10:
but it's ok because serge only has 99 cards 
mishrasbauble: isn't harold mcneil like kind of
BrowneePoints: Hey Alex, are you more excited to return to Tarkir or Lorwyn?
bondeulv: he is
princess_intell: I'm going to put it in an Alela deck and it's going to be gross
Jovh11: That poor monkey house
azraelchimera: @mishrasbauble YEs
definenull: Hello fellow gatherers
Dog_of_Myth: @mishrasbauble Yep
josh1273436: I hope Serge is running the other World Enchantment, The Abyss
Nydestroyer: as all things should be
mishrasbauble: ok great
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adambomb625: Yay $750 reserved list Nether Void
mishrasbauble: thats what i thought
superdude097: Weird. When I try to view the stream on Firefox, it says it's offline, but it works fine in Chrome
princess_intell: More importantly, the deck will no longer be unplayable jank
neisan2112: Serge should go find a Sol ring, theres probably several in there.
josh1273436: @adambomb625 a good printer is much less
bwk789: I’ve got a humility collecting dust, is it playable in canlander or just a judge nightmare?
Serpens77: @neisan2112 if they ahve any Commander Precons around, definitely
bondeulv: playable
wickaboxet: Serge, what sol ring art do you usually run?
mishrasbauble: serge might even be on humility
r10pez10: hi wheeler!
flatluigi: does serge definitely have only 99 cards?
m1gr3nA:
@adambomb625 a sharpie is even less but looks bad on camera 
definenull: Hey wheeler
thraximore: of course he does
r10pez10: yeah
LadyLockwood92: Neat~
devoidmelody: oh yeah we heard that
iced1138: I mean.. mana vault gets one more out of it.
mishrasbauble: the beej howls
mishrasbauble: LMFAO
Dog_of_Myth:
bwk789: It’s either going in shorikai cedh or canlander @mishrasbauble
MegaDosX: lmaoooooooooo
YeetTheRich_: thank you, kind sol ring vendor
Haroldholmes25:
BOTGrant: Wheeler: You know I keep that thang on me
mishrasbauble: bodied
Nydestroyer:
gibbousm: is it the return of Snerge?
princess_intell: Snerge on lands terrifies me
shurtal: THE WORLD WILL NEVER KNOW
Boon_33:
RockPusher:
mishrasbauble:
wordlessRage: Lmfao
LadyLockwood92: Oh that's hilarious~
MegaDosX: "Flames on the side of my face" - Serge, probably
James_the_Dabbler: Holy bus
lirazel64: He wouldn't be working for LRR, so we'd never know...
tytycoon: new studio too big to reach the deck
LRRbot: Karakas | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W}. / {T}: Return target legendary creature to its owner's hand.
princess_intell: Some people strip-lock you to hurt you, some do it for the love of the game
LRRbot: Mox Jet [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {B}.
matthaus_c: moxius passius
LadyLockwood92:
245 Lucky to be catching this live, have some Bits~!
LRRbot: Dryad Sophisticate [1G] | Creature — Dryad [2/1] | Nonbasic landwalk
mishrasbauble: fuck yeah dude
josh1273436: Oh hell yes
princess_intell: Canlander is such a cool format
matthaus_c: some D&T players in the Discord have just been cutting Jitte and playing 8 points
mishrasbauble: this card is so good
r10pez10: wow
thraximore:
bondeulv: spiceh
thraximore: that's a... deep cut
MegaDosX: !decklists
definenull: Ya basic
TheWriterAleph: 10 turn clock!
LRRbot: Mox Diamond [0] | Artifact | If Mox Diamond would enter the battlefield, you may discard a land card instead. If you do, put Mox Diamond onto the battlefield. If you don't, put it into its owner's graveyard. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
Jovh11: The ultimate tourist
LRRbot: Balance [1W] | Sorcery | Each player chooses a number of lands they control equal to the number of lands controlled by the player who controls the fewest, then sacrifices the rest. Players discard cards and sacrifice creatures the same way.
midnightcurryjazz:
thraximore: !quote 69
LRRbot: Quote #69: "Remember when I said we would stop being bad at this game? I lied." —Cameron [2015-03-27]
bwk789: What mountains are Alex using? Love the oranges/yellows in it
matthaus_c: very good!
josh1273436: @LRRbot Hell yes Serge running The Abyss
MajorFrostbyte: What a Canadian!
Forgotten_Lizard: Should Alex be at 19 from the fetch?
thraximore: oh that's a good quote. easy to remember, too
bondeulv: yeah
loufghyslaufey:
No he's not! But 
will be...!!
princess_intell: i'd be interested in the actual stats of seeing five of the same non-land cards in 100-card singleton
MegaDosX: Well that's ominous
matthaus_c: life is but an abstraction
Haroldholmes25: life total's don't matter tee hee
bondeulv: it's true though
wickaboxet: You have the nethervoid, are you on the trinisphere to make judges cry?
josh1273436: Wheeler is running Jacuzzi oh let's go
Rodzos: what did Serge discard?
LRRbot: Atarka's Command [RG] | Instant | Choose two — / • Your opponents can't gain life this turn. / • Atarka's Command deals 3 damage to each opponent. / • You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield. / • Creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain reach until end of turn.
princess_intell: i know the actual odds are 1/100 but i know the math around variance can get pretty weird
Rodzos: rather, why?
LRRbot: Boseiju, Who Endures | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {G}. / Channel — {1}{G}, Discard Boseiju, Who Endures: Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or nonbasic land an opponent controls. That player may search their library for a land card with a basic land type, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
MegaDosX: With a basic land type
MegaDosX: So doesn't have to be a basic
Haroldholmes25: yes
matthaus_c: it can even be a triome
MegaDosX: Can be a triome or a shock
Cavemanhar: basic land type
matthaus_c: card with a basic land type
josh1273436: Basic land type
devoidmelody: No, land with a basic land type
superdude097: Land with basic land type, not basic land
bondeulv: trinisphere doesn't make judges cry; with cost reductions and taxes included, is the game instructing you to pay less than 3? pay 3. Otherwise ignore Trinsiphere
MegaDosX: Could be a Godless Shrine
matthaus_c: Wastes have no type
Haroldholmes25: waste is not a basic land type
Cavemanhar: you can get duals
superdude097: Can't get Waste, has no land type
LithelyUnshod: can be a dual
tehfewl: Waste don't have type
bigpearlentertainment: he could get scrubland
putz12a: Dual or Shock
midnightcurryjazz: @bwk789 That bright mountain is one of the RtR lands
AutonomousTurtle: Can't get wastes, can get godless shrine/scrubland.
MegaDosX: With a basic type
Alas_Babylon: You absolutely can get duals and triomes
superdude097: Yes, can get a dual
AttackCowboy: Can get Godless Shrine but not a Wastes
princess_intell: come to think off it, i would legitimately take a course about the stats of variance around mtg games
GreatGodOm: You could get a triome
MegaDosX: lmaoooooo
Haroldholmes25:
TetraRay: amazing
BigDaddyBland87: chat you saw nothing
MegaDosX:
Yeah that card isn't as good as people think 
AutonomousTurtle: Boseiju has way too much text.
ComradeMik: Serge having deja vu to his set review reaction
matthaus_c: Boseiju is a hell of a magic card, but not /that/ cracked
MegaDosX: It's still strong
IbunWest: Wastes isn’t a basic land type?
thraximore:
rewind to putting it back into play with atarka's command 
Nydestroyer: boseiju who reads the card
MegaDosX: But it's not that busted
IbunWest: That seems weird
Alas_Babylon: @IbunWest It isn't
DigitalSeahorse: better than most of my other fever dreams
flatluigi: boseiju is very good but it's not op
LRRbot: Kaya, Ghost Assassin [2WB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Kaya [5] | [0]: Exile Kaya, Ghost Assassin or up to one target creature. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of your next upkeep. You lose 2 life. / [−1]: Each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. / [−2]: Each opponent discards a card and you draw a card.
princess_intell: it's cracked because it's so fair
matthaus_c: @IbunWest it is not, Wastes are basic lands without a type
Alas_Babylon: OG Kaya!
bwk789: @midnightcurryjazz thanks, I’ll look to pick up a set for my upcoming imodane burn deck
r10pez10: !card Wastes
LRRbot: Wastes | Basic Land | {T}: Add {C}.
josh1273436: For example, Lotus Field Combo in Pioneer runs 1 Breeding Pool typically so the deck has a 2nd land to tutor up against opposing Boseijus
Diabore: aaprentice?
superdude097: @IbunWest Correct, Wastes have no land type
LadyLockwood92: We had the strangest dream...Alex was there, and Serge, and Paul...and Boseju...
princess_intell: that's so flavorful
mishrasbauble: kaya, synonym for ghost, synonym for assassin
flatluigi: kaya, ghost asshole
matthaus_c: Kaya, Ghost Attorney
princess_intell: it has no color, so it's nothing
Haroldholmes25: classic magic player strats
AutonomousTurtle: Is a ghost apprentice an apprentice ghost, or an apprentice to a ghost?
Nydestroyer: I wish I could apprentice under a ghost
LRRbot: Lightning Strike [1R] | Instant | Lightning Strike deals 3 damage to any target.
Sage0fMadness: Is she a ghost that assassins, or an assassin of ghosts
Serpens77: @AutonomousTurtle yes
Alas_Babylon: @Sage0fMadness Latter
DigitalSeahorse:
thraximore: reading the card explains the name
KeytarCat:
Starts with A, ends in N, same word 
Cavemanhar:
bolt the bird, strike the Kaya 
DigitalSeahorse:
josh1273436: Just put The Abyss into play I mean it practically wins the game
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
LRRbot: Mind Stone [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Mind Stone: Draw a card.
MegaDosX: Gruul, being patient?
r10pez10: Kaya, Basic Land Type
theamc2000: Does Alex have price of progress in hand?
TheAwkes: Ghost Assistant
mishrasbauble: brain rock, aka pink floyd
Orestes290: Aren't we all just ghost apprentices?
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LRRbot: Godless Shrine | Land — Plains Swamp | As Godless Shrine enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
m1gr3nA: @theamc2000 it certainly looks like exodus pop
mishrasbauble: we're either training to be ghosts or training for the skeleton war
DigitalSeahorse: both
matthaus_c:
ghosts aren't real 
mishrasbauble: yet
AttackCowboy:
pre-ghosts
MegaDosX: Ghosts are definitely not real
Nydestroyer: neither as we
Nydestroyer: are*
princess_intell: that's just orzhov propaganda
frozenphoenix7: Who are our other competitors? Wheeler and Nelly?
mishrasbauble: mhm
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX well now that /you/ say it it's suspicious
MegaDosX:
@matthaus_c 
josh1273436: Is Wheeler's decklist old or has Moxfield just not moved Intuition from 1 to 0?
ElektroTal: per twitter it's wheeler and nelly yeah
bondeulv: nice time spiral forest
wickaboxet: Haha, serge thinks we’re all gonna die. I don’t know about him but I’m duilt bifferent
mishrasbauble: hi shivam!
flatluigi: !card monkey house
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
LRRbot: Treetop Village | Land | Treetop Village enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {G}. / {1}{G}: Treetop Village becomes a 3/3 green Ape creature with trample until end of turn. It's still a land.
neisan2112: OOK OOK
frozenphoenix7: Treetop pog
MegaDosX: o o k o o k
mishrasbauble:
Jovh11: I'm on that gig economy grind. I'm both an Apprentice ghost and an aspiring spooky skeleton
Juliamon: ~lasttoot
Caryotip2: ohh i actually have this card
LRRbot: Scrubland | Land — Plains Swamp |
bwk789: Hey shivam! Been watching the latest shuffle up and play and loving your collection of token arts @elektrotal
LRRbot: Vindicate [1WB] | Sorcery | Destroy target permanent.
ElektroTal: thanks a lot! i take a lot of pride in having cool tokens =)
Nydestroyer: vindicate more like evict
IbunWest: Really vindictive
midnightcurryjazz: use a tie fighter to kill that monke
hymntothoth: Nuked the monkey house x2
LRRbot: Wasteland | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Wasteland: Destroy target nonbasic land.
adambomb625: 2 monkey houses, 2 vidicates
MegaDosX:
Nice Vindicate, nerd 
r10pez10: wow a dashboard confessional reference
LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
Diabore: sokenzon deez nuts
LRRbot: Gideon of the Trials [1WW] | Legendary Planeswalker — Gideon [3] | [+1]: Until your next turn, prevent all damage target permanent would deal. / [0]: Until end of turn, Gideon of the Trials becomes a 4/4 Human Soldier creature with indestructible that's still a planeswalker. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to him this turn. / [0]: You get an emblem with "As long as you control a Gideon planeswalker, you can't lose the game and your opponents can't win the game."
princess_intell: sick swords to plowshares art
Nydestroyer: chad
midnightcurryjazz: small chad
flatluigi: gideon of the childs
mishrasbauble: gwideon
Jovh11: Serge is a man with answers in search of problems
bondeulv: chadeon of the trials
Dog_of_Myth: Oh, hi Chad
Sage0fMadness: Trial, please
IbunWest: Gideon Childs, famous TV chef
BOTGrant: How many Chads are in Serge's deck? All of them?
theamc2000: Chad is alive and well
princess_intell: i always forget how easy it is to cast a 3-mana walker
Jovh11: Great question. Next question
sgowell: Can you plus one if there are no creature to target?
matthaus_c: !card gideon of the trials
LRRbot: Gideon of the Trials [1WW] | Legendary Planeswalker — Gideon [3] | [+1]: Until your next turn, prevent all damage target permanent would deal. / [0]: Until end of turn, Gideon of the Trials becomes a 4/4 Human Soldier creature with indestructible that's still a planeswalker. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to him this turn. / [0]: You get an emblem with "As long as you control a Gideon planeswalker, you can't lose the game and your opponents can't win the game."
LRRbot: Bonecrusher Giant // Stomp | Bonecrusher Giant [2R] | Creature — Giant [4/3] | Whenever Bonecrusher Giant becomes the target of a spell, Bonecrusher Giant deals 2 damage to that spell's controller. // Stomp [1R] | Instant — Adventure | Damage can't be prevented this turn. Stomp deals 2 damage to any target.
MegaDosX: It says target permanent
niccus: it just needs a permanent
BOTGrant: Its "target permanent", so you can target a land
LadyLockwood92: Not unless he wants to anyways.
MegaDosX: So I'd imagine you could just targer a land
MegaDosX: target*
princess_intell: land, random token, anything
sgowell: @megadosx and others. Thanks!
matthaus_c: he could even target himself
r10pez10: target Gideon himself
r10pez10: yeah lol
princess_intell: wild
matthaus_c: same hat lmao
mishrasbauble: hello from the other side(of the playmat)
MegaDosX: lmaoo
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LRRbot: Pox [BBB] | Sorcery | Each player loses a third of their life, then discards a third of the cards in their hand, then sacrifices a third of the creatures they control, then sacrifices a third of the lands they control. Round up each time.
mishrasbauble: lets gooo
DigitalSeahorse:
gibbousm: 1/3
BOTGrant: A pox o'er both you houses.
AutonomousTurtle: 6
josh1273436: 6
DarknessKingCoH: Stomp can totally hit Gideon fyi
Alas_Babylon: 6
WowoT: 6
MegaDosX: Rounded /up/ Serge
definenull: Off by one
josh1273436: 5 and a third rounds up to 6
Alas_Babylon: 15/3 = 5, but it's more than 15 so 6
Plasterboard: 5.33, rounded up to 6
r10pez10: five and a bit rounds up to six
catfoo123: 39
frozenphoenix7: 5
josh1273436: 5
Alas_Babylon: 4
AutonomousTurtle: 5
wickaboxet: Pox, lose a third
MegaDosX: 5
Alas_Babylon: 5*
MegaDosX: Maths with Serge
ElfLawyer: hot diggety
niccus: math is sick
LRRbot: Contamination [2B] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Contamination unless you sacrifice a creature. / If a land is tapped for mana, it produces {B} instead of any other type and amount.
LRRbot: Legions to Ashes [1WB] | Sorcery | Exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls and all tokens that player controls with the same name as that permanent.
ElfLawyer: why is it 1/3 of damage?
midnightcurryjazz: cause its a disease
r10pez10: pox is just a really old card
r10pez10: and then they got even cuter with it
josh1273436: If you wasteland Alex you both lose an extra land essentially
ElfLawyer: oooh it's pox pox
Kadenus: have to sacrifice 2.5 lands rounded up
LadyLockwood92: That's why it's symmetrical too.
r10pez10: !card Smallpox
LRRbot: Smallpox [BB] | Sorcery | Each player loses 1 life, discards a card, sacrifices a creature, then sacrifices a land.
theamc2000: Why did Serge get rid of untapped lands
BOTGrant: Fun fact: rounding is hard
YeetTheRich_: wow i hate serge's deck, good job
Deadl0ck_: oh my, its so close
Jadaris: !card largepox
LRRbot: Largepox [BBBB] | Sorcery | Each player discards a card, then loses 1 life, then sacrifices an artifact, a creature, an enchantment, a land, a planeswalker, and a tribal permanent, then exiles a card from their graveyard, then puts the top card of their library into their graveyard, then removes a counter from a permanent they control, then gets a poison counter.
josh1273436: playtest card
Alas_Babylon: Playtest
theamc2000: Oh yeah, we have unknown info
r10pez10: i think it's a playtest card
DigitalSeahorse: sacrificed a land for a combo land
MegaDosX: Yeah that's a Mystery Booster card
YeetTheRich_: the P O X
matthaus_c: B. F. Pox
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Rodzos:
@LRRbot doesn't mention sieges, needs an even larger pox
asthanius: Death Cloud
LRRbot: Pelt Collector [G] | Creature — Elf Warrior [1/1] | Whenever another creature you control enters the battlefield or dies, if that creature's power is greater than Pelt Collector's, put a +1/+1 counter on Pelt Collector. / As long as Pelt Collector has three or more +1/+1 counters on it, it has trample.
radio414yesthatone: largepox doesn't hit battles 0/10
LRRbot: Smallpox [BB] | Sorcery | Each player loses 1 life, discards a card, sacrifices a creature, then sacrifices a land.
V01D10: so we have smallpox and largepox, but what about medium pox
flatluigi: the opposite of largepox
r10pez10: BOTH poxen
LRRbot: Price of Progress [1R] | Instant | Price of Progress deals damage to each player equal to twice the number of nonbasic lands that player controls.
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thraximore: it kills Alex though
Rodzos: GG
TetraRay: ohhhh gg
YeetTheRich_: oofa
DigitalSeahorse: aww
r10pez10: great!
iced1138:
josh1273436: Powerful Magic
circusofkirkus: we go down together
LadyLockwood92: Woof
MuffinsOnAHill: That was a sweet end
BOTGrant: winning the game at 1 life isn't an achievement?
mishrasbauble: from hells heart!!
Diabore: no alex dies to smallpox because price is symetrical
Fruan: Serge's deck is monstrous.
neisan2112: Alex dies to his own PoP and Pox together
DigitalSeahorse:
bwk789: Stomp hitting serge very relevant
lojer: Pox takes another life
wickaboxet: Serge is playing poxen and moxen
LanceNorm: i don't want to go on the cart
DigitalSeahorse:
pox
KeytarCat: We doing 1-hour sets or bo3?
Fluffasaurus: !decks
r10pez10: !decklists
DigitalSeahorse: a real human sound
matthaus_c: gruuls over my hammy
nymistrya: Serge has created such a monstrous slog and I want to play with it so badly
flatluigi: vroom
LRRbot: Goblin Guide [R] | Creature — Goblin Scout [2/2] | Haste / Whenever Goblin Guide attacks, defending player reveals the top card of their library. If it's a land card, that player puts it into their hand.
frozenphoenix7: Why not a her
Jovh11: A real story moment would be Alex getting Serge to tutor a dual land off his Bosejui to Price him out of the game
LRRbot: Concealed Courtyard | Land | Concealed Courtyard enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
BrowneePoints: So what are the Odds we get a 4th Zurgo in Return to Tarkir
YeetTheRich_: !venga
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mishrasbauble: stromkirk noble?
josh1273436: Stromkirk Noble was it?
LRRbot: Pox [BBB] | Sorcery | Each player loses a third of their life, then discards a third of the cards in their hand, then sacrifices a third of the creatures they control, then sacrifices a third of the lands they control. Round up each time.
MegaDosX: Serge no
LRRbot: Path to Exile [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
DigitalSeahorse:
LadyLockwood92: Ooo, pretty Path~
gibbousm: POXED
tehfewl: Good old Guay art paths
DeM0nFiRe:
MegaDosX: There's no way you'd know that though
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LRRbot: Soul-Scar Mage [R] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/2] | Prowess / If a source you control would deal noncombat damage to a creature an opponent controls, put that many −1/−1 counters on that creature instead.
mishrasbauble:
LRRbot: Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer [R] | Legendary Creature — Monkey Pirate [2/1] | Whenever Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token and exile the top card of that player's library. Until end of turn, you may cast that card. / Dash {1}{R}
mishrasbauble: monke time
flatluigi: speaking of expensive rdw
MegaDosX: Well.
BOTGrant: Pointing out a missed bad beat is supervillain behavior
matthaus_c: this monke is a house
Alas_Babylon: the Ook commences
mishrasbauble:
josh1273436: Ragavan hitting Nether Void would be so funny please
MegaDosX: It's a chimp, hoooouse
tehfewl:
LRRbot: Silent Clearing | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {W} or {B}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Silent Clearing: Draw a card.
MegaDosX: Serge, phrasing
r10pez10: excuse
Alas_Babylon: tres cartas
LRRbot: Hymn to Tourach [BB] | Sorcery | Target player discards two cards at random.
DigitalSeahorse: when you cut the deck and it puts the pox in a better spot against you
mishrasbauble: please do not exile someone's junk without consent
mishrasbauble:
LRRbot: Berserk [G] | Instant | Cast this spell only before the combat damage step. / Target creature gains trample and gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is its power. At the beginning of the next end step, destroy that creature if it attacked this turn.
LRRbot: Atarka's Command [RG] | Instant | Choose two — / • Your opponents can't gain life this turn. / • Atarka's Command deals 3 damage to each opponent. / • You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield. / • Creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain reach until end of turn.
minksterella_:
Haroldholmes25: serge gets to live a lil longer
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LRRbot: Gruul Spellbreaker [1RG] | Creature — Ogre Warrior [3/3] | Riot / Trample / As long as it's your turn, you and Gruul Spellbreaker have hexproof.
MegaDosX: Holy crow
LRRbot: Inquisition of Kozilek [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it with mana value 3 or less. That player discards that card.
nickthecatbear: haha
MegaDosX: Don't even bother with the treasure lmao
Fruan: Nobody expects the monkey inquisition!
DigitalSeahorse: woooo neat
LRRbot: Triumph of Saint Katherine [4W] | Creature — Human Warrior [5/5] | Lifelink / Praesidium Protectiva — When Triumph of Saint Katherine dies, exile it and the top six cards of your library in a face-down pile. If you do, shuffle that pile and put it back on top of your library. / Miracle {1}{W}
Rourke9: That’s very cool!
LRRbot: Smokestack [4] | Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a soot counter on Smokestack. / At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player sacrifices a permanent for each soot counter on Smokestack.
MegaDosX: Discard not exile
ElfLawyer: damn alex that's so cool
LRRbot: Pox [BBB] | Sorcery | Each player loses a third of their life, then discards a third of the cards in their hand, then sacrifices a third of the creatures they control, then sacrifices a third of the lands they control. Round up each time.
LRRbot: Ancient Tomb | Land | {T}: Add {C}{C}. Ancient Tomb deals 2 damage to you.
ElfLawyer: Paul, can you please tell Alex that bronze is very cool
RockPusher: ooer, artisanal brass
MajorFrostbyte: A Pox on your Pox, Serge!
r10pez10: if it was still hot he couldn't hold it
matthaus_c: who's a good little stupid steampunk monkey
YeetTheRich_:
tehfewl:
LRRbot: Flooded Strand | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Flooded Strand: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
RockPusher:
r10pez10 
LadyLockwood92: Frieza hates Ragavan.
hd_dabnado: serge takes 1?
LRRbot: Talisman of Hierarchy [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}. Talisman of Hierarchy deals 1 damage to you.
Alas_Babylon: He did
MegaDosX: @LadyLockwood92 "Smash filthy monkey!"
hd_dabnado: for the clearing
princess_intell: every time alex comes on stream, he pulls something unspeakably rad out of his pocket like it's nothing
mishrasbauble: lol
LRRbot: Hall of Heliod's Generosity | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}{W}, {T}: Put target enchantment card from your graveyard on top of your library.
guacxmole: Taliesin Jaffe of hierarchy
RockPusher:
Need tiny toilet to put cube on 
LRRbot: Skarrgan Pit-Skulk [G] | Creature — Human Warrior [1/1] | Bloodthirst 1 / Creatures with power less than Skarrgan Pit-Skulk's power can't block it.
ButterBewtz: beep beep
mishrasbauble: former pauper all stall pit-skulk
MegaDosX: That does look good for a one drop green creature
princess_intell: i'm currently staring at enchanting tales art. i think i'm in love.
LRRbot: Triumph of Saint Katherine [4W] | Creature — Human Warrior [5/5] | Lifelink / Praesidium Protectiva — When Triumph of Saint Katherine dies, exile it and the top six cards of your library in a face-down pile. If you do, shuffle that pile and put it back on top of your library. / Miracle {1}{W}
Alas_Babylon: @princess_intell Right? it's so cute
dabudder: alex have you ever considered coming on north 100 showdown in order to disrupt wheelers win rate?
princess_intell: not the anime ones, the storybook ones
gibbousm: Bloodthirst is an underappreciated mechanic. It teaches players good sequencings
TheAwkes: Named Skulk, definitely doesn't have Skulk.
dabudder: I don't think wheeler can handle aggro being piloted by the preimere aggro pilot in the format
Alas_Babylon: @princess_intell I gathered, my statement stands
MegaDosX: Less power
princess_intell: i had this giant book of grimm's fairytales when i was a kid, and all of the art and flavor text and *gestures broadly* reminds me of that
LRRbot: Gideon of the Trials [1WW] | Legendary Planeswalker — Gideon [3] | [+1]: Until your next turn, prevent all damage target permanent would deal. / [0]: Until end of turn, Gideon of the Trials becomes a 4/4 Human Soldier creature with indestructible that's still a planeswalker. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to him this turn. / [0]: You get an emblem with "As long as you control a Gideon planeswalker, you can't lose the game and your opponents can't win the game."
MegaDosX: Big Gids
mishrasbauble: hon hon hon
dabudder: ragavan, a famously fair card
Fruan: Now the Chad is on the other foot!
Chesul: well, that blanks the lifelink.
MegaDosX: Oh hey he can turn off the lifelink
Land_Manatee: You can't make the white white on Twitch
TheWriterAleph: what da chad doin tho
LRRbot: Radha's Firebrand [1R] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/1] | Whenever Radha's Firebrand attacks, target creature defending player controls with power less than Radha's Firebrand's power can't block this turn. / Domain — {5}{R}: Radha's Firebrand gets +2/+2 until end of turn. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each basic land type among lands you control. Activate only once each turn.
theamc2000: Cmon wrath
RockPusher: Bananas you say‽
LRRbot: Karakas | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W}. / {T}: Return target legendary creature to its owner's hand.
nickthecatbear: Chad understands the ook ook
MegaDosX: Karakas answers Karakas?
matthaus_c: Karakas does answer Karakas if it's animated
cmdrud87: can't he also karakas gideon?
LRRbot: Sorin, Lord of Innistrad [2WB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Sorin [3] | [+1]: Create a 1/1 black Vampire creature token with lifelink. / [−2]: You get an emblem with "Creatures you control get +1/+0." / [−6]: Destroy up to three target creatures and/or other planeswalkers. Return each card put into a graveyard this way to the battlefield under your control.
Jovh11: That monkey recited the most beautiful poetry to Gideon
Alas_Babylon: @cmdrud87 Only if it's animated
princess_intell: the first time i read ragavan, my brain kind of 404'd
MegaDosX: Alex rip the Bolt off the top
MegaDosX: Let's go
cmdrud87: @Alas_Babylon yes, assuming alex is trying to swing for lethal
hd_dabnado: cause of the firebrand
DigitalSeahorse: Dead with D in caps
princess_intell: i kept looking for the "gotcha" and there kept not being one
Alas_Babylon: @cmdrud87 it'd be very weird to not +1 on Catherine
MegaDosX: Yeah the play has to be turn off the lifelink when you're on the aggro plan
RockPusher:
ComradeMik: Couldn't serge karakas the gideon?
Alas_Babylon: Gideon must be a real boy to be Karakas'd
BrowneePoints: Nah, no Skunkys until Bloomburrow Alex
dabudder: remember when there were two on the field on turn one in the MOM ppr
matthaus_c: funky stonkey
r10pez10: uh oh stunkey
BOTGrant: The monkey has goggles, your argument is invalid
Alas_Babylon: !card Karakas
LRRbot: Karakas | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W}. / {T}: Return target legendary creature to its owner's hand.
YeetTheRich_:
stupid steampunk monkey
Fanklok: Stunky is a pokemon
couchboyj: That stunky monkey
ComradeMik: Ah, i thought it was permanent
Alas_Babylon: It's only the WAR Gids that's automatically a Chad
r10pez10: bodied
Lushian_Cybasi: OG Art best art all the time
Haroldholmes25: @Alas_Babylon is it because he died?
BOTGrant: Phil Foglio Sulfurous Springs would like a word
princess_intell: i actually got into magic about a month after MH2 came out, which was kind of wild
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LRRbot: Hive of the Eye Tyrant | Land | If you control two or more other lands, Hive of the Eye Tyrant enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {B}. / {3}{B}: Until end of turn, Hive of the Eye Tyrant becomes a 3/3 black Beholder creature with menace and "Whenever this creature attacks, exile target card from defending player's graveyard." It's still a land.
LRRbot: Thoughtseize [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. You lose 2 life.
LRRbot: Taiga | Land — Mountain Forest |
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
MegaDosX:
@princess_intell I started playing a month before Eldraine, so that was similar
princess_intell: the experience of lots of other people losing their minds in my vicinity but not in ways that affected me directly
MegaDosX: Wait what got discarded?
thraximore: !card stromkirk noble
LRRbot: Stromkirk Noble [R] | Creature — Vampire Noble [1/1] | Stromkirk Noble can't be blocked by Humans. / Whenever Stromkirk Noble deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
ElfLawyer: oooh that was a good thoughtseize
Diabore: !card insolent noble
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
matthaus_c: BEEP
LRRbot: Goblin Guide [R] | Creature — Goblin Scout [2/2] | Haste / Whenever Goblin Guide attacks, defending player reveals the top card of their library. If it's a land card, that player puts it into their hand.
Dog_of_Myth: YES
LanceNorm: how?
mishrasbauble: GOTTEM
LRRbot: Polluted Delta | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Polluted Delta: Search your library for an Island or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
YeetTheRich_: the B E E P
voslan: Ohhh Goblin!
ElfLawyer: !card hanweir garrison
LRRbot: Hanweir Garrison [2R] (melds with: Hanweir Battlements; into: Hanweir, the Writhing Township) | Creature — Human Soldier [2/3] | Whenever Hanweir Garrison attacks, create two 1/1 red Human creature tokens that are tapped and attacking.
cmdrud87: ruh roh
MegaDosX: Monke go beep beep
DigitalSeahorse:
mishrasbauble: go to sleep!
radio414yesthatone: !card stromkirk noble
nymistrya: This goblin guide is BACK on the escalator
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX that's a goblin!
Jovh11: He's a witch! He only knows that monkey spell though
BOTGrant: Hiding the Goblin Guide on the top of your deck, big brain plays
LRRbot: Monastery Swiftspear [R] | Creature — Human Monk [1/2] | Haste / Prowess
Chesul: Haroldholmes25 Gideon from War of the Spark, Gideon Blackblade, is the one with the passive ability that turns him into a creature on your turn.
LRRbot: The One Ring [4] | Legendary Artifact | Indestructible / When The One Ring enters the battlefield, if you cast it, you gain protection from everything until your next turn. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life for each burden counter on The One Ring. / {T}: Put a burden counter on The One Ring, then draw a card for each burden counter on The One Ring.
MegaDosX: They both do the same thing practically >_>
mishrasbauble: ringus and dingus
LRRbot: Fatal Push [B] | Instant | Destroy target creature if it has mana value 2 or less. / Revolt — Destroy that creature if it has mana value 4 or less instead if a permanent you controlled left the battlefield this turn.
Alas_Babylon: The Single Circle!
LadyLockwood92: Alex's absolute glee at sticking that goblin on the escalator again was amazing.
princess_intell: @MegaDosX i had a somewhat similar experience. "they did a fairytale set last year? neat! wait, why is everyone angry"
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX I for one am very excited for the 2/2 Haste Ragavan in 2026
Land_Manatee: I'm pretty sure that's the opposite of how rings are supposed to work
James_the_Dabbler: Hey that’s a funny sol ring you got there Serge
tehfewl: I would rather die to one ring then not draw cards like a coward
LRRbot: Fateful Absence [1W] | Instant | Destroy target creature or planeswalker. Its controller investigates.
KeytarCat: All these squares make a circle...
Land_Manatee: Hand enters ring, not the other way around.
MegaDosX: Serge just told Alex to get a clue, rude
LRRbot: Enlightened Tutor [W] | Instant | Search your library for an artifact or enchantment card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
BOTGrant: Serge handing the clue over immediately after nuking Alex's creature, what a guy
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princess_intell: @tehfewl there are worse ways to win than "i drew too many cards"
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
matthaus_c:
not one of your serialised LOTR Sol Rings? 
thraximore:
I hope you find your Sol Ring afterward 
Diabore: the serialized one?
James_the_Dabbler: D:
LadyLockwood92: Nice~
ElfLawyer: oh hell yeah nice Serge
thesjans: now it's a Sold Ring
MegaDosX: !decklists
BrowneePoints: No Bowmaster/Flumph? For shame Serge
LRRbot: Godless Shrine | Land — Plains Swamp | As Godless Shrine enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
YeetTheRich_: "ash nazg durbatulûk..." what the heck does that mean?
ElfLawyer: that's awesome serge
LRRbot: Sorin, Lord of Innistrad [2WB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Sorin [3] | [+1]: Create a 1/1 black Vampire creature token with lifelink. / [−2]: You get an emblem with "Creatures you control get +1/+0." / [−6]: Destroy up to three target creatures and/or other planeswalkers. Return each card put into a graveyard this way to the battlefield under your control.
josh1273436: I know Serge is playing Pox so creatures are at a minimum but Bowmasters feels like it fits here
mishrasbauble: oh wheelers on jacuzzi tonight
mishrasbauble: very cool
kristof162028: Hey serge what do you think of eriette of the charmed apple for your deck you are playing right now
matthaus_c: oh god wheeler's on jacuzzi
BrowneePoints: Does Alex now about the 1 Fish 2 Fish Red Fish Bowfish deck in Modern?
micalovits: Bowmasters is a silly magic card
BrowneePoints: know*
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princess_intell: man i can't wait for eldraine
DarknessKingCoH: I think Serge meant a regular Elvish Sol Ring, the serialized ones are $1k+.
princess_intell: what a cool set
Jovh11: As you are playing swamps I believe your deck has synergy with the Bowmasters
ElfLawyer: vampires crowing like crows because they're old and bored and no one will stop them
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LRRbot: Laelia, the Blade Reforged [2R] | Legendary Creature — Spirit Warrior [2/2] | Haste / Whenever Laelia, the Blade Reforged attacks, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn. / Whenever one or more cards are put into exile from your library and/or your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on Laelia.
bondeulv: yeah, if it was serialized (numbered/number), that would've been a scam
BrowneePoints: yea Serge got a regular Tengwar Sol Ring
mishrasbauble: lava woman!
LRRbot: Path to Exile [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Fabled Passage | Land | {T}, Sacrifice Fabled Passage: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Then if you control four or more lands, untap that land.
Jovh11: Laelia loves Exile its both tragic and ironic that she is the exiled spell now
bondeulv: still seems like he got scammed if he only got €140 for it tbh
guacxmole: Now do Obama Wonderwall, Alex
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PowrDragn: Yeah. Was testing out an absurd Standard deck with giant hasty dinos.
LRRbot: Radha's Firebrand [1R] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/1] | Whenever Radha's Firebrand attacks, target creature defending player controls with power less than Radha's Firebrand's power can't block this turn. / Domain — {5}{R}: Radha's Firebrand gets +2/+2 until end of turn. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each basic land type among lands you control. Activate only once each turn.
Haroldholmes25: ooooh that sounds fun
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josh1273436: @Diabore the one Serge pulled Scryfall has at 200 bucks right now
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LRRbot: The One Ring [4] | Legendary Artifact | Indestructible / When The One Ring enters the battlefield, if you cast it, you gain protection from everything until your next turn. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life for each burden counter on The One Ring. / {T}: Put a burden counter on The One Ring, then draw a card for each burden counter on The One Ring.
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MegaDosX: Yeah
MegaDosX: So Alex can attack but it does nothing
flatluigi: real fun if you can flicker it
josh1273436: buuuuuuuuusted
MegaDosX: @flatluigi Flicker doesn't do the protection part
MegaDosX: You need to cast it
BrowneePoints: I'm so glad I pulled a foil one in my collector box
KeytarCat: It doesn't tempt you? huh
cmdrud87: yeah, this card should auto-lose you the game at some point
flatluigi: @MegaDosX yeah, meant it for the draw, i'm behind
Haroldholmes25: alex is correct
Alas_Babylon: *Just* you, not your creatures
MegaDosX: Notably, Serge has protection, his stuff does not have protection
BrowneePoints: Megados was responding to someone in chat
matthaus_c: chat is speaking to chat
MegaDosX:
Serge we're talking amongst ourselves
superdude097: You're entering into the middle of another convo
Diabore: @josh1273436 i thought he said it was the elven one? the human on is only 200 but the elven one is 800 on scryfall
YeetTheRich_: !chat
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cmdrud87: !badadvice
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korvys: How, of all the cards, does this one not Tempt you? smh
Jovh11: If I cast The One Ring does that mean I am trapped in fugue like state where I canot be sad because I protection?
ComradeMik: Unless alex rips bonecrusher giant
ElfLawyer: !parasim
Alas_Babylon: @korvys You can't be tempted by something you have
LadyLockwood92: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Have you ever been on a horse before?
princess_intell: we are feral
josh1273436: @Diabore I think Serge was just describing the ones that were in the LOTR language as that, I looked on twitter and it was #410 which is listed for 200 bucks on scryfall
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MegaDosX: Bonecrusher Giant and Questing Beast are some of the better ways to get around that protection claiuse
ComradeMik: Because stomp turns of prevention
couchboyj: Its not all about you Serge, other people have never played the One Ring before too!
DarknessKingCoH: @Diabore It was in elvish, but all three of the Sol Rings are in elvish.
MegaDosX: clause*
Gadora: "You need to cast it was" a discussion about how it doesn't work when flickered.
MegaDosX: Though Stomp has to target something so you'd best hope they have a creature
LRRbot: Burning-Tree Emissary [{R/G}{R/G}] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/2] | When Burning-Tree Emissary enters the battlefield, add {R}{G}.
charlietrotter123: @powrdragn welcome 😁
matthaus_c: yeah, what this card needs is to do /more/ things
josh1273436: @DarknessKingCoH Gotcha, I'm not too familiar with the LOTR lore...I need to watch those movies
PowrDragn: Really should've been restricted to one per deck. I mean, it is "The One Ring" after all.
LadyLockwood92: Presumably there's only so much space on the card.
Fruan: @MegaDosX You can always stomp your own face in a pinch
ElfLawyer: @PowrDragn it would be interesting to see how they would implement & enforce this, if they did it
MegaDosX: @Fruan Very red mage, but right now that'd be bad for Alex with how low his life is
LRRbot: Prismatic Vista | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Prismatic Vista: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
matthaus_c:
I put this card in my deck expecting to cut it within a week... it's been two weeks 
MegaDosX: The One Ring is a monstrously powerful card in 4x formats, particularly combined with something like Sheoldred
DarknessKingCoH: @josh1273436 Niether am I to be fair.
Fanklok: The One Ring would have been absolutely disgusting with KCI
princess_intell: part of me wonders if fictional-language card variants should have a QR code that links to the card's gatherer page
PowrDragn: how many points is the Ring in Canadian Highlander?
guacxmole: The one ring is a really neat card. It allows Modern players to evaluate the worst 4 cards in every deck!
definenull: Scooze?
matthaus_c: @PowrDragn so far, none at all!
MegaDosX: DRS
dabudder: @PowrDragn I think its still 0
princess_intell: you could fit a small one near the collector's info i think
PowrDragn: Off. That probably won't last long.
ElfLawyer: it's too early to point a LOTR card in Highlander
PowrDragn: *oof
bigpearlentertainment: dont they fly?
jacqui_lantern234: i didnt know Serge was a Pixies fan!!! rad!!!
Haroldholmes25: I think the ring is a lot less powerful in singleton
ElfLawyer: they normally take a long while after a set release to change a new card
flatluigi: the one ring really isn't strong enough to be pointed
MegaDosX: These tokens don't fly @bigpearlentertainment
bigpearlentertainment: ah okay thanks
MegaDosX: !card sorin lord of innistrad
LRRbot: Sorin, Lord of Innistrad [2WB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Sorin [3] | [+1]: Create a 1/1 black Vampire creature token with lifelink. / [−2]: You get an emblem with "Creatures you control get +1/+0." / [−6]: Destroy up to three target creatures and/or other planeswalkers. Return each card put into a graveyard this way to the battlefield under your control.
matthaus_c: it's a quite powerful format, TOR has been pretty innocuous
guacxmole: Plus, it costs 4 mana, that’s a lot
princess_intell: the canlander power ceiling is also already stupid high.
LRRbot: Become Immense [5G] | Instant | Delve / Target creature gets +6/+6 until end of turn.
Haroldholmes25: library isn't on the points list anymore, right?
matthaus_c: Library is 0 points right now, yes
LRRbot: Solitude [3WW] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/2] | Flash / Lifelink / When Solitude enters the battlefield, exile up to one other target creature. That creature's controller gains life equal to its power. / Evoke—Exile a white card from your hand.
ElfLawyer: @Haroldholmes25 yeah, was just unpointed!
neisan2112: Ooooofff
definenull: Oofa
josh1273436: I could see TOR going to 1 on the basis that it is essentially free to play in probably over half the decks in the format, I doubt it would go past 1 point though and wouldn't be surprised to have it continue to be at 0
MegaDosX: Gross
ElfLawyer: exciting times
princess_intell: what's tor?
josh1273436: @princess_intell The One Ring
guacxmole: The one ring
restokiki: Did Alex delve?
princess_intell:
thanks i figured that out about 2 seconds after i typed that
bigpearlentertainment: alex didnt pay for all of become immense
20SidesToAStory: its a browser applet that hides your IP....
MegaDosX: !card become immense
LRRbot: Become Immense [5G] | Instant | Delve / Target creature gets +6/+6 until end of turn.
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ElfLawyer: what's that card in the middle of alex's field?
Haroldholmes25: yes dig deeply and greedily goood
LRRbot: Mox Pearl [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {W}.
Alas_Babylon: !card Ascendant Packleader
LRRbot: Ascendant Packleader [G] | Creature — Wolf [2/1] | Ascendant Packleader enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it if you control a permanent with mana value 4 or greater. / Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater, put a +1/+1 counter on Ascendant Packleader.
theamc2000:
You could not miracle Serge 
MegaDosX:
If he'd done that on Alex's turn he could've I think
MegaDosX: Hive has menace too
LRRbot: Berserk [G] | Instant | Cast this spell only before the combat damage step. / Target creature gains trample and gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is its power. At the beginning of the next end step, destroy that creature if it attacked this turn.
DigitalSeahorse: aww dang
MegaDosX: One Ring is a strong card, turns out
princess_intell: my love will hit you like a truck, berserker
Rodzos: GG
ElfLawyer: yeah TOR really helped Serge pull ahead ridiculously this game
ElfLawyer: 6 cards drawn + that fog?
princess_intell: prison decks are so fun to pilot
tehfewl: Questing beast is back on the menu
YeetTheRich_: !quote 7419
LRRbot: Quote #7419: "I have enough hit points to tank this aubergine" —Serge [2020-12-26]
m1gr3nA: there are b sources from treasures
flatluigi: yeah, but you want drs to do stuff immediately
Jadaris: Who are the other two players tonight? Nelson and wheeler?
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ElfLawyer: @whiscash_enthusiast hello
guacxmole: Yeah i believe so! @jadaris
MajorFrostbyte: Stunky also is a hell of a "you lose" card in that match up, but he only had it the once.
Diabore: @Jadaris thats the standard line up so id assume so
guacxmole: !decks
YeetTheRich_: !decks
Diabore: wheeler at least is in the building
KeytarCat: @Diabore So is Beej!
devoidmelody: thank you wheeler, for playing combo garbage
m1gr3nA: not necessarily, you run a lot of fetches so drs is great acceleration first then clock in case of stall
theamc2000: Music?
theamc2000: Yes, cuz my video stopped
YeetTheRich_: beej is like an elder entity not like an active player
princess_intell: beej is the last surviving level 5 superjudge
20SidesToAStory: 4th level super judge
KeytarCat: @YeetTheRich_ The jokes just float into your mind, but the voice slips off your ears
20SidesToAStory: oh no i under estimated his power
Rodzos:
princess_intell: and creator of the Victoria mulligan, where Brendan "Beej" Dery hand-selects seven cards that you have to keep
KeytarCat:
guacxmole: Whereabouts is everyone from? It’s 10:30am on a Saturday for me
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thegreatwyrdling: Serge 'Alberta' Yager in the house.
flatluigi: 9pm here
Simriel: @princess_intell I mean he is a level 5 superjudge
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Dog_of_Myth: 9pm Friday here
mishrasbauble: greetings wheeler and nelson
Simriel: Him him Wheeler?
definenull: It could be your card
mishrasbauble: what kind of bagel did you have earlier nelly?
YeetTheRich_: is this your paper fight?
LRRbot: Ignoble Hierarch [G] | Creature — Goblin Shaman [0/1] | Exalted / {T}: Add {B}, {R}, or {G}.
ElfLawyer: it's Benjamin & Nelson!
asthanius: YESSS
Rourke9: this is such a story
dabudder: hot tub cheating machine
midnightcurryjazz: thats a deck
mishrasbauble: anyone else smell burning toast?
guacxmole: what does “tin fins” refer to?
thraximore: the best thing about naming magic decks is explaining the name
MegaDosX: I know some of those words
YeetTheRich_:
so what is tin fins?
trebuchetboy: That was gibberish to me gonna be real
LRRbot: Thoughtseize [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. You lose 2 life.
LRRbot: Woodland Bellower [4GG] | Creature — Beast [6/5] | When Woodland Bellower enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a nonlegendary green creature card with mana value 3 or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Devoted Druid [1G] | Creature — Elf Druid [0/2] | {T}: Add {G}. / Put a −1/−1 counter on Devoted Druid: Untap Devoted Druid.
ElfLawyer: what is the name tin fins
ElfLawyer: where does it come from
matthaus_c: Tin Fins comes from Sealab
thraximore: Elf I'm like 95% sure you know where it comes from
radio414yesthatone: the reason tin fins is called tin fins is such a walk i love it
matthaus_c: there was a restaurant in the show called Grizzlebee's
cdmack3113: Points?
Sibwow: its a restaurant
mishrasbauble: the grizzled hookhand man
Simriel: See I have heard the name tinfins before 2021
YeetTheRich_: !findquote tin
LRRbot: Quote #4512: "I'm not sure how I feel about tin foil bondage." —Kathleen [2017-11-21]
LRRbot: Ponder [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle. / Draw a card.
Robot_Bones: That shark would have the strength of FIVE Gorillas!
matthaus_c: several layers of reference
AttackCowboy: Oh no, time to rewatch Sealab
YeetTheRich_: you wish you had less fun"
matthaus_c: Spearmint Jeskai baby
Rourke9: or The Rock
ElfLawyer: !findquote Mink
couchboyj: Least obscure MtG nickname
kumatsu: I do agree we need to go back to naming Magic decks like this
tehfewl: The deckname debate comes full circle
thraximore: the adhd-est deck name ever
micalovits: I should play Dirty Kitty again
LadyLockwood92: "They're gonna hunt me for sport?"
trainpants: I have the energy of a bear, that has the enemy of two bears!
r10pez10: does that make it better
Alas_Babylon: It's a 621 card deck
princess_intell: @thraximore truer words have never been spoken
AutonomousTurtle: That doesn't preclude it being very horney.
MrTheWalrus: This is an interesting time to join the stream
Morrigan9: it didn't until now
mishrasbauble: @Alas_Babylon lmao
MrAyeAxe: achievement unlocked!
voslan: Man, Sea Lab 2021 is such a damn good show
superdude097: Piloting the deck is like trying to wash a cat
DreamyPants: I thought it was Extended?
DreamyPants: Right after Empty was printed?
Alex_Frostfire: When was Avenue Q?
mishrasbauble: alexa what is "two girls one cup"
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princess_intell: the deck name i'm most proud of is a historic brawl deck starring Rocco, Cabaretti Caterer
Alas_Babylon: No idea, but there's this really cool party you're invited to
Land_Manatee: Wheeler and those dang fish girls.
princess_intell: obviously i had to call it Rocco's Modern Life
Jovh11: It was both and wholesome as long as you want to loadingreadyrun dot com and watched those skits
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
dabudder: god I wish !card growth charm was legal
dabudder: what
dabudder: ohh
mishrasbauble: ~~why is nelson wearing two shirts~~
MegaDosX: !card growth charm
LRRbot: Growth Charm [1GG] | Instant | Choose one — / • Rampant Growth / • Giant Growth / • Regrowth
dabudder: !card growth charm
LRRbot: Growth Charm [1GG] | Instant | Choose one — / • Rampant Growth / • Giant Growth / • Regrowth
Haroldholmes25:
@mishrasbauble
ImprobableSloths: Canlander babyyyyyy
thraximore: whereas most magic player pedants derive self worth from gatekeeping the game, I get mine by telling convoluted stories about why I call dragon's rage channeler "Jane Austen"
Haroldholmes25: very good call back
MegaDosX:
You can't just throw that in midsentence
YeetTheRich_: so why is it called jacuzzi actually?
Robot_Bones: Take yer Wheelin
YeetTheRich_: like i know yawgmoths jacuzzi
LRRbot: Llanowar Wastes | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}. Llanowar Wastes deals 1 damage to you.
dabudder: @MegaDosX havent we, as a society, done enough to deserve mid-sentence commands
YeetTheRich_: but why
LRRbot: Arid Mesa | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Arid Mesa: Search your library for a Mountain or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Wonderdoc: Fairly sure all those letters are used in english Nelly
guacxmole: Because it’s the greasiest thing imaginable, according to wheeler @yeettherich_
Alas_Babylon: I think we've lost Tyga
Alas_Babylon: Hasn't been relevant in years
princess_intell: @thraximore i love that and will be calling it Jane Austen (well, probably Janey for short) from this day forth
Haroldholmes25: specifically a person selling a jacuzzi on commission
Simriel: @yeettherich_ The greasiest thing is someone selling jacuzzis on comission
LRRbot: Woodland Bellower [4GG] | Creature — Beast [6/5] | When Woodland Bellower enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a nonlegendary green creature card with mana value 3 or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
princess_intell: or Lizzie
LRRbot: Llanowar Visionary [2G] | Creature — Elf Druid [2/2] | When Llanowar Visionary enters the battlefield, draw a card. / {T}: Add {G}.
thraximore: @princess_intell I'm glad someone understood the (terrible) joke
YeetTheRich_: alright fair enough
thraximore:
Haroldholmes25: darcy is my favorite drc nickname
princess_intell: it's a great joke
princess_intell: i love all the weird and wild nicknames this community comes up with
thraximore: @Haroldholmes25 hence "Jane Austen"
mishrasbauble: big gay electric prince grease storm
Sibwow: and how different they are
matthaus_c: man I miss Greasy Pizza
theamc2000:
micalovits: Disgusting win conditions specifically
r10pez10: is the tank also greasy
cdmack3113: What would make it craigslist jacuzzi?
Sage0fMadness: @thraximore i appreciate your joke
princess_intell: they spread so fast, too-- someone will say something offhand on a stream on Friday and everyone's calling it that by Tuesday
ImprobableSloths: What're folks playing tonight?
mishrasbauble: nelly would you consider burnt stormshop greasy?
Sibwow: if you map different win conditions onto a plane where distance between points is how different they are, then a greasy deck has a large area
thraximore: thank you, thank you. I'm underappreciated by my playgroup
LRRbot: Wargate [XGWU] | Sorcery | Search your library for a permanent card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
wickaboxet: If you can griselbrand into tendrils for 8 then end up painter’s stone them?
LRRbot: Fastbond [G] | Enchantment | You may play any number of lands on each of your turns. / Whenever you play a land, if it wasn't the first land you played this turn, Fastbond deals 1 damage to you.
thraximore: although it does usually get a chuckle when I explain it, which is how you know it's a good joke
princess_intell: your playground sounds kinda lame
MegaDosX: Oh no Paul
Haroldholmes25:
TetraRay:
thraximore:
Badchop: Paul is vibing
cdmack3113: craigslist jacuzzi
Simonark: Paul is a scientist. Let him study the vibes properly.
neisan2112: Paul's in another room now, he's safe
LanceNorm: he's tilted
ImprobableSloths: It's an oily to grimy spectrum
HoneyJack07: greasy is what keifer calls foils lol
LRRbot: Zuran Orb [0] | Artifact | Sacrifice a land: You gain 2 life.
r10pez10: he's greased
definenull: Gatekeeping greas
LRRbot: Glacial Chasm | Land | Cumulative upkeep—Pay 2 life. / When Glacial Chasm enters the battlefield, sacrifice a land. / Creatures you control can't attack. / Prevent all damage that would be dealt to you.
YeetTheRich_: !paullove
LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
LRRbot: Strip Mine | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Strip Mine: Destroy target land.
princess_intell: "grease" is when the opponent starts visibly going "WTF am i dead"
Badchop: lol, heck
Pharmacistjudge: yeah, this is grease
bigpearlentertainment: wheeler takes one from the strip?
nickthecatbear:
Now I understand why Paul needed the separate tech room--to protect him from the grease
Jovh11: Greasiness is directly proportional to the amount of pizza you want to eat after you lose to that deck
flatluigi: @bigpearlentertainment he has glacial chasm
Pharmacistjudge: it's a crucible from just straight oil
bigpearlentertainment: aaaaah yes thank you @flatluigi
LRRbot: Thespian's Stage | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}: Thespian's Stage becomes a copy of target land, except it has this ability.
TimIAm: It's not fair to make Paul deal with this lmao
FFanatic: Geniune Grease
r10pez10: accept no substitutes
princess_intell: it's fun watching good magic players' processors tick up when assessing a board state
LRRbot: Kogla and Yidaro [2RRGG] | Legendary Creature — Ape Dinosaur Turtle [7/7] | When Kogla and Yidaro enters the battlefield, choose one — / • It gains trample and haste until end of turn. / • It fights target creature you don't control. / {2}{R}{G}, Discard Kogla and Yidaro: Destroy up to one target artifact or enchantment. Shuffle Kogla and Yidaro into your library from your graveyard, then draw a card.
Pharmacistjudge: time to pull out the questing beast
Robot_Bones: prevent all grease stains made by target opponent
Pharmacistjudge: beat that glacial chasm
definenull: Ook ook
Natedogg2: You have a bear with you?
princess_intell: don't forget moat
Jovh11: So is this more or less greasy than the sweet fat of the hog?
Alas_Babylon: It's mimicking Yidaro
betweenmyself:
You’re not old… 
wickaboxet: @pharmacistjudge I always forget the damage can’t be prevented line
YeetTheRich_: gonna take a while to fill this chasm with grease
theamc2000: Cuz you might draw it again!
Pharmacistjudge: the questing beast can't prevent damage has been more and more relevant lately with The One Ring floating around
LanceNorm: Kong and Godzilla... on the same card
tehfewl: Monke dino
TehAmelie: i like Moat
LRRbot: Circle of Dreams Druid [GGG] | Creature — Elf Druid [2/1] | {T}: Add {G} for each creature you control.
Badchop: fill this hole with grease, fill this hole with grease (to the tune of fill this man with cream, of course)
princess_intell: moat is such an honest magic card
Robot_Bones: No! You should have waited!
princess_intell: i'm pulling up the drawbridge, and you can't come in
Days_one: Does reducing damage count as prevention?
couchboyj: I assume decks can be different levels of greasy, too. Like starting at a brand new Wendy's and going all the way up to the old KFC on the bad side of town.
Pharmacistjudge: @Days_one depends on how it is worded
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micalovits: @Days_one The oracle text on glacial chasm is "prevent all damage"
Alas_Babylon: @Days_one There isn't an effect worded that way, at least not anymore - I believe that's been oracled to prevention
CanPlayGames: !card island
LRRbot: Island | Basic Land — Island |
Pharmacistjudge: often the answer is yes
Pharmacistjudge: but there are weird cases out there
Natedogg2: I don't think we have any cards that "reduce damage to 0" anymore. I think they all say prevent.
Alas_Babylon: !card Glacial Chasm
LRRbot: Glacial Chasm | Land | Cumulative upkeep—Pay 2 life. / When Glacial Chasm enters the battlefield, sacrifice a land. / Creatures you control can't attack. / Prevent all damage that would be dealt to you.
matthaus_c: !card harm's way
LRRbot: Harm's Way [W] | Instant | The next 2 damage that a source of your choice would deal to you and/or permanents you control this turn is dealt to any target instead.
LRRbot: Arbor Elf [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Untap target Forest.
matthaus_c:
love discussing if this one is prevention from time to time
gibbousm: is Glacial Chasm the only land with Cumulative Upkeep?
radio414yesthatone: !card hall of mists
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
r10pez10: does Tabernacle count
thraximore: that's definitely one of them
thraximore: !card hall of mist
LRRbot: Halls of Mist | Land | Cumulative upkeep {1} / Creatures that attacked during their controller's last turn can't attack.
Pharmacistjudge: weird cards like delaying shield exist
thraximore: ah, singular
Pharmacistjudge: !card delaying shield
LRRbot: Delaying Shield [3W] | Enchantment | If damage would be dealt to you, put that many delay counters on Delaying Shield instead. / At the beginning of your upkeep, remove all delay counters from Delaying Shield. For each delay counter removed this way, you lose 1 life unless you pay {1}{W}.
LRRbot: Temple Garden | Land — Forest Plains | As Temple Garden enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
radio414yesthatone: oh multiple halls singular mist
radio414yesthatone: grody
thraximore:
LRRbot: Chord of Calling [XGGG] | Instant | Convoke / Search your library for a creature card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
definenull: That glacial chasm is keeping wheeler so very alive
LRRbot: Primeval Titan [4GG] | Creature — Giant [6/6] | Trample / Whenever Primeval Titan enters the battlefield or attacks, you may search your library for up to two land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Karakas | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W}. / {T}: Return target legendary creature to its owner's hand.
LRRbot: Wasteland | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Wasteland: Destroy target nonbasic land.
matthaus_c: do you have those dreams often
KodeMage: Hey, chat. I'm coming from the VOD, can ask a question about Pox from the first round?
raulghoulia: Disagree it's not cool
YeetTheRich_: "make many land big creature"
matthaus_c: Visions of Crapshot
Simonark: I wish my dreams were so useful. I get flash forwards to really trivial conversations I won't have for a year, mixed in with waking up sure we'd let the cat starve. We don't have a cat.
LRRbot: Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes [2RG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Minsc [3] | When Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes enters the battlefield and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may create Boo, a legendary 1/1 red Hamster creature token with trample and haste. / [+1]: Put three +1/+1 counters on up to one target creature with trample or haste. / [−2]: Sacrifice a creature. When you do, Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes deals X damage to any target, where X is that creature's powe…
MegaDosX: Oh.
superdude097: The 747 Hampster!
MegaDosX: "Go for the eyes Boo!"
Badchop: GO FOR THE EYES, BOO.
princess_intell: i feel like there's a type of 1993/1994 design that's less of a magic card and more of a legal case study for new(er) judges and designers
Juliamon: Simonark I also have those dreams, where I definitely let the fish we don't have die of neglect
MurphEP:
wickaboxet: Hampter
snortablecola: Did you overpay for that Nelly?
predrag11: When your opp snap takes all 3 from sylvan library you know the concede step is fast approaching
TehAmelie: i've got some great short stories out of dreams. not very many though
princess_intell: @Juliamon oh i hate those
YeetTheRich_: Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes can be your commander.
Pharmacistjudge: I went to a few LGS to see if they have hamtaro cards lying around, no luck
raulghoulia: I missed the haste And each on my first reading of Minsc and Boo
Badchop: Oh no
MegaDosX: Oh boy
Badchop: Fetch and then take 94 damage
Badchop: lol
mishrasbauble: oooo
LRRbot: Second Sunrise [1WW] | Instant | Each player returns to the battlefield all artifact, creature, enchantment, and land cards in their graveyard that were put there from the battlefield this turn.
mishrasbauble: hot
micalovits: And glacial chashm
DaltAndPepper: oh lawd have mercy
princess_intell: @Pharmacistjudge are people still using those as tokens?
wickaboxet: Are you running the KCI loops in this deck?
LRRbot: Boseiju, Who Endures | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {G}. / Channel — {1}{G}, Discard Boseiju, Who Endures: Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or nonbasic land an opponent controls. That player may search their library for a land card with a basic land type, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
code1300: Legendary creature
code1300: Reduces cost
chaostreader: Boo is legendary.
LRRbot: Wasteland | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Wasteland: Destroy target nonbasic land.
restokiki: Boseiju is land with a basic land type not basic land
r10pez10: greasy
code1300: Nelson needs to tap one more if that matters
restokiki: No
LRRbot: Xenagos, the Reveler [2RG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Xenagos [3] | [+1]: Add X mana in any combination of {R} and/or {G}, where X is the number of creatures you control. / [0]: Create a 2/2 red and green Satyr creature token with haste. / [−6]: Exile the top seven cards of your library. You may put any number of creature and/or land cards from among them onto the battlefield.
Oneluckyghoul: does wheeler still sac a land to glacier? or did that happen
restokiki: Boo is legends @code1300
code1300: K
LRRbot: Crucible of Worlds [3] | Artifact | You may play lands from your graveyard.
Diabore: !card minsc and boo, timeless
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
LRRbot: Sevinne's Reclamation [2W] | Sorcery | Return target permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, you may copy this spell and may choose a new target for the copy. / Flashback {4}{W}
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Diabore: !card minsc and boo
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
frunkyman: !card minsc & boo, timeless
LRRbot: Did you mean: Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes; A-Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes
frunkyman: 1
APartofManny: wait what was the other part of the crucible combo?
MegaDosX: !card minsc & boo, timeless heroes
frunkyman: Alchemy why
KeytarCat: I've returned!
flatluigi: oh, that's how you brainstorm wrong
wickaboxet: @apartofmanny crucible, fastbond, zuran orb infinite life
tehfewl: Brainstorm as ancestral is pretty bad
Days_one: @APartofManny fastbond, and zuran orb I think?
APartofManny: TY
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predrag11: If you have Crucible in hand isn't the play to not sac Chasm so he has to use wasteland so you can bring Chasm back without Wasteland in play
predrag11: Or am I missing something
Diabore: @Days_one yup, sac land to gain 2, replay and lose 1, repeat for infinite life
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: My favorite is the probe/ponder, think forever, don't draw
Jovh11: If Nelson beat Jacuzzi on Comission does that make his deck soapy? Since it beat the grease?
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APartofManny: @predrag11 i think it's because of chord and that he can shut off crucible before it could go off
BrowneePoints: No it's Ajax
BrowneePoints: cuz Ajax was stronger than all of Grease
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Haroldholmes25: soap is blue green cause of simic signet
AnbuADRV: I think if he wins it goes back to being cradle to grave
Dog_of_Myth: Oh, that's good @BrowneePoints
MegaDosX: We do have that new white Hoof creature coming in WoE, maybe they can give us Hoofs in other colours
Land_Manatee: Soapy hoof has to play the new Eldrain white version, right?
MegaDosX: And then you can really do Bant Hoof by running all three
predrag11: @apartofmanny at that point chord was used,I was talking about the point when Bosenju channel ability was on the stack
KeytarCat: @BrowneePoints I love that that's the lore
RaginCaucaJhin: SoapyHoof has to splash obviously
tehfewl: BRB making a simic signet soap mold
LRRbot: Dance of the Dead [1B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature card in a graveyard / When Dance of the Dead enters the battlefield, if it's on the battlefield, it loses "enchant creature card in a graveyard" and gains "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with Dance of the Dead." Put enchanted creature card onto the battlefield tapped under your control and attach Dance of the Dead to it. When Dance of the Dead leaves the battlefield, that creature's controller sacr…
matthaus_c: lmao
Izandai: @MegaDosX Don't hold your breath.
flatluigi: well
radio414yesthatone: but "spearmint" isn't okay obviously
MegaDosX: @Izandai Oh I'm not expecting it, it'd be funny
matthaus_c: goodbye oracle text
LRRbot: Godless Shrine | Land — Plains Swamp | As Godless Shrine enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
flatluigi: hopefully you don't need the full oracle text
DaltAndPepper: quick can we NSFW Sasuke the chat
r10pez10: and now we fill the chat
TheWriterAleph:
AttackCowboy: let's scroll the chat
betweenmyself: In reference of being greasy… Hot Tub Slime Machine?
Rodzos: :0
TetraRay:
MegaDosX: Huh
DigitalSeahorse: "Just really needed to show off the back of your head."
thraximore: woof
matthaus_c:
rare chat clear moment 
MegaDosX: Never seen that happen before
your_manic_pixie: We like to read
Land_Manatee: Hey! I was reading that!
Badchop:
What the hell happened 
Wonderdoc: Chat is squeaky clean now
Juliamon: You can always read it at qrpth.eu/prism
matthaus_c: last time I saw this someone said "purge me daddy"
Izandai: It's a rarely-used tool, but a powerful one.
wickaboxet: Does soapyhoof blink the craterhoof for multiple big pig triggers
MegaDosX:
Also I don't know if the oracle text of that card makes it any easier to read
LanceNorm: we got de-greased
LRRbot: Lion's Eye Diamond [0] | Artifact | Discard your hand, Sacrifice Lion's Eye Diamond: Add three mana of any one color. Activate only as an instant.
DaltAndPepper: based
matthaus_c: based alter
YeetTheRich_: can't believe ben is actually running illusionary mask
MegaDosX: !card echo of eons
LRRbot: Echo of Eons [4UU] | Sorcery | Each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library, then draws seven cards. / Flashback {2}{U}
LRRbot: Echo of Eons [4UU] | Sorcery | Each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library, then draws seven cards. / Flashback {2}{U}
your_manic_pixie: @lancenorm oh no they used ajax
Days_one: a great alter
APartofManny: if I'm tracking right it is largely because chord happened endstep (unless I missed an earlier use) and then everything we saw happened
Dog_of_Myth: Oh, that's a great alter
code1300: So wheeler had a blue floating
code1300: Nm
Jovh11: That synchronized deck cut
r10pez10: is eggs oily
before_damage: !deck
LRRbot: Mox Diamond [0] | Artifact | If Mox Diamond would enter the battlefield, you may discard a land card instead. If you do, put Mox Diamond onto the battlefield. If you don't, put it into its owner's graveyard. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
LRRbot: Glacial Chasm | Land | Cumulative upkeep—Pay 2 life. / When Glacial Chasm enters the battlefield, sacrifice a land. / Creatures you control can't attack. / Prevent all damage that would be dealt to you.
LRRbot: Utopia Sprawl [G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant Forest / As Utopia Sprawl enters the battlefield, choose a color. / Whenever enchanted Forest is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional one mana of the chosen color.
r10pez10: !decklists
BrindleBoar: he's eating dinner, better luck next time Nelly
bigpearlentertainment: now thqts a greasy turn 1
LRRbot: Crop Rotation [G] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land. / Search your library for a land card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
circusofkirkus: LOL
MegaDosX: Wow.
MegaDosX: Hateful
r10pez10: wow
LRRbot: Strip Mine | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Strip Mine: Destroy target land.
matthaus_c: hot
before_damage: Jesus
Veshnikard: I get the grease now
MegaDosX:
Wheeler you do remember it was Serge who double stifled you, not Nelson, right?
circusofkirkus:
:wheelerHa
tehfewl: Nelly has a family
LRRbot: Windswept Heath | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Windswept Heath: Search your library for a Forest or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
thraximore:
@tehfewl not for long 
couchboyj: Is this the answer to Wheeler's early question about Serge?
Cavemanhar: sparks are flying in this heated battle
Simonark: At least they aren't pondering their orb.
LRRbot: Crucible of Worlds [3] | Artifact | You may play lands from your graveyard.
LRRbot: Arid Mesa | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Arid Mesa: Search your library for a Mountain or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
neisan2112: Damn and I thought Serge's deck was hatefull lol
Sibwow: 💧 🍖
LRRbot: Joraga Treespeaker [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | Level up {1}{G} / LEVEL 1-4 / 1/2 / {T}: Add {G}{G}. / LEVEL 5+ / 1/4 / Elves you control have "{T}: Add {G}{G}."
LanceNorm: join the dangerous nights crew
KeytarCat: Heard that as Derogatory Speaker
matthaus_c: I wish I played more Loam Wasteland mirrors
matthaus_c: those are a joy
LRRbot: Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
LRRbot: Bloodstained Mire | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Bloodstained Mire: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
thraximore: defiler is nonland
LRRbot: Badlands | Land — Swamp Mountain |
gibbousm: !card chaos defiler
LRRbot: Chaos Defiler [3BR] | Artifact Creature — Demon Construct [5/4] | Trample / Battle Cannon — When Chaos Defiler enters the battlefield or dies, for each opponent, choose a nonland permanent that player controls. Destroy one of them chosen at random.
matthaus_c: are you sure they were not a mysterious fae creature
Sibwow: oh yes that was me
LRRbot: Korvold, Fae-Cursed King [2BRG] | Legendary Creature — Dragon Noble [4/4] | Flying / Whenever Korvold, Fae-Cursed King enters the battlefield or attacks, sacrifice another permanent. / Whenever you sacrifice a permanent, put a +1/+1 counter on Korvold and draw a card.
MegaDosX: zzzzzzzz
radio414yesthatone: oh this is som grease
predrag11: They don't call it bad for nothing
LRRbot: Mox Ruby [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {R}.
Tiber727: You sent me your badlands please respond.
thraximore: Paraphrased: "I say ONE thing about a sexy dragon, and chat's all over me!" -Benjamin Wheeler
LRRbot: Jetmir's Garden | Land — Mountain Forest Plains | Jetmir's Garden enters the battlefield tapped. / Cycling {3}
LRRbot: Noble Hierarch [G] | Creature — Human Druid [0/1] | Exalted / {T}: Add {G}, {W}, or {U}.
Sibwow:
wheeler learned from the Rob Alexander school of trading 
YeetTheRich_: mhm yes the WUBG deck splashing for korvold
seemsdeece: !decklists
tehfewl: Beeg dragon
predrag11: Eldraine what a set
LRRbot: Lotus Petal [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice Lotus Petal: Add one mana of any color.
Kaaannaaa: I have that mystic, I love their work
wickaboxet: Turns out you don’t need lands if they also don’t have lands and you have a big dragon
tehfewl: That was a damn good secret lair
LRRbot: Polluted Delta | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Polluted Delta: Search your library for an Island or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Buried Alive [2B] | Sorcery | Search your library for up to three creature cards, put them into your graveyard, then shuffle.
before_damage: I come back and Wheeler’s got a korvold?
LRRbot: The Gitrog Monster [3BG] | Legendary Creature — Frog Horror [6/6] | Deathtouch / At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice The Gitrog Monster unless you sacrifice a land. / You may play an additional land on each of your turns. / Whenever one or more land cards are put into your graveyard from anywhere, draw a card.
MegaDosX: I'm sending a theme
MegaDosX: sensing*
LRRbot: Children of Korlis [W] | Creature — Human Rebel Cleric [1/1] | Sacrifice Children of Korlis: You gain life equal to the life you've lost this turn.
Haroldholmes25:
LRRbot: Griselbrand [4BBBB] | Legendary Creature — Demon [7/7] | Flying, lifelink / Pay 7 life: Draw seven cards.
LRRbot: Chrome Mox [0] | Artifact | Imprint — When Chrome Mox enters the battlefield, you may exile a nonartifact, nonland card from your hand. / {T}: Add one mana of any of the exiled card's colors.
AttackCowboy: Using the secret command zone, e.g. the maindeck
LRRbot: Shallow Grave [1B] | Instant | Return the top creature card of your graveyard to the battlefield. That creature gains haste until end of turn. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.
tehfewl: We got there!
r10pez10: greasybrand
thraximore:
one more? 
trainpants: still had all these
MegaDosX: Emotional damage!
wickaboxet: Wheeler, have you found a way to put the Thalia and the big frogging boy into canlander yet
YeetTheRich_: the greasy pizza
erasmusv: That was a very greasy game
predrag11: The real play is to sac griselbrand to korvlod anyway
Days_one: This is like letting someone actually storm out
raulghoulia: someBODY
matthaus_c: Griselbrand cuts the Pizza with his pizza cutter arms
Sibwow: my 4 minutes is worth more than keeping information secret
matthaus_c: Brainstorm best Sorcery baby
predrag11: Magic players would die before casting insant removal at sorcery speed
asthanius: Magic’s easy, just stack your deck
thraximore: I've been playing it for nearly twenty years and I'm up to an almost 50% win rate!
LRRbot: The Gitrog Monster [3BG] | Legendary Creature — Frog Horror [6/6] | Deathtouch / At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice The Gitrog Monster unless you sacrifice a land. / You may play an additional land on each of your turns. / Whenever one or more land cards are put into your graveyard from anywhere, draw a card.
LRRbot: Tendrils of Agony [2BB] | Sorcery | Target player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. / Storm
thraximore: what a *deck*
AttackCowboy: Sure is a deck
Tiber727: I would put it more as, you develop a habit because it's better to do X most of the time, so better to do X by habit than not do X by habit.
YeetTheRich_: can't keep, too greasy
thraximore: @YeetTheRich_ slipped right out of his hand
Jovh11: The jacuzzi is past the value engine. I'm pretty sure we are at the value automobile at this pont
Simonark: Thassa's Oracle, Halo Fountain and Infect? At once?
WowoT: 37 lands? is that the most Wheeler has ever put in a deck?
Cavemanhar:
welcome to commander nelly
LRRbot: Boreal Druid [G] | Snow Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {C}.
LRRbot: Inquisition of Kozilek [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it with mana value 3 or less. That player discards that card.
LRRbot: Ruric Thar, the Unbowed [4RG] | Legendary Creature — Ogre Warrior [6/6] | Vigilance, reach / Ruric Thar, the Unbowed attacks each combat if able. / Whenever a player casts a noncreature spell, Ruric Thar deals 6 damage to that player.
LRRbot: Grim Monolith [2] | Artifact | Grim Monolith doesn't untap during your untap step. / {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}. / {4}: Untap Grim Monolith.
LRRbot: Natural Order [2GG] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a green creature. / Search your library for a green creature card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
AttackCowboy: The flavor on Thespian Stage is so good.
TheRatKings: The Rurik Thar bit in Punt counterpunt is maybe one of my favorite youtube rewatches.
asthanius: Bolt your bird. Take two prize cards.
LRRbot: Once Upon a Time [1G] | Instant | If this spell is the first spell you've cast this game, you may cast it without paying its mana cost. / Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a creature or land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Simonark: The trainer academy sublets now?
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matthaus_c: I'm looking forward to the first Artifact Planeswalker Enchantment being printed in 2025
LRRbot: Life from the Loam [1G] | Sorcery | Return up to three target land cards from your graveyard to your hand. / Dredge 3
TheRatKings: Dredge!?
LRRbot: Unmarked Grave [1B] | Sorcery | Search your library for a nonlegendary card, put that card into your graveyard, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Intuition [2U] | Instant | Search your library for three cards and reveal them. Target opponent chooses one. Put that card into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. Then shuffle.
LRRbot: Duress [B] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
LRRbot: Goryo's Vengeance [1B] | Instant — Arcane | Return target legendary creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. That creature gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step. / Splice onto Arcane {2}{B}
TwitchingPokki: @matthaus_c Artifact Planeswalker Enchantment Being being printed
MegaDosX: tfw you die to a giant eldritch creature out of nowhere
Land_Manatee: What happened?
MegaDosX: !card dark depths
LRRbot: Dark Depths | Legendary Snow Land | Dark Depths enters the battlefield with ten ice counters on it. / {3}: Remove an ice counter from Dark Depths. / When Dark Depths has no ice counters on it, sacrifice it. If you do, create Marit Lage, a legendary 20/20 black Avatar creature token with flying and indestructible.
TheRatKings: Why is Rurik Thar the best though?
Days_one: @Land_Manatee Marait lage attacks for 20
predrag11: Hand hate notably no good vs ol'Marit
flatluigi: @Land_Manatee the actors at the play did a really good eldrich god impression. killed the crowd dead
MegaDosX: When Thespian's Stage becomes a copy of Dark Depths, it doesn't have counters and becomes the 20/20 token
MurphEP: Me?
r10pez10: what, Mana Clash?
Boon_33: me?
cakes_here: Sometimes you just open dark depths
Boon_33:
o, not me
flatluigi: mwah
Pharmacistjudge: sorry at work, you can't be main monitor
Decaped: I got got!
Haroldholmes25:
LadyLockwood92: I'm watching this on my TV...
restokiki:
TheWriterAleph: oh my
Boon_33: #Value
NotCainNorAbel: omg I can charge for thT?
Dog_of_Myth: Well, Wheeler is a gift to chat.
MurphEP: Eyo, on Main?
KeytarCat: @MegaDosX Oh, that! That'd end a mfr
Land_Manatee: It is on my main monitor (thank you for the gift)! But I turned to answer a question about hockey for one moment and missed the Dark Depths.
r10pez10: i find it funny to imagine it's the dog saying "not unless i get my smooches"
SciFiAIguy: LRR content is tv in the loungeroom content babeyyyy
MegaDosX: @KeytarCat Yeah, it's part of the reason Primeval Titan is banned in Commander, I think
Dog_of_Myth: Hey, I stopped playing BG3 to watch this so that's something.
Izandai:
LRRbot: Mox Emerald [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {G}.
LRRbot: Rofellos, Llanowar Emissary [GG] | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [2/1] | {T}: Add {G} for each Forest you control.
LRRbot: Vampiric Tutor [B] | Instant | Search your library for a card, then shuffle and put that card on top. You lose 2 life.
Boon_33: we are at even muffins are we not?
radio414yesthatone: nelson won two muffins
radio414yesthatone: the weird second sunrise one and the natural dark depths one
Jovh11: Thats part of the joy of Rofellos. Killing his joyful expression is part of the joy for the opponent.
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TheTunnelingCat: should probably also get your scrubland
LRRbot: Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
LRRbot: Wasteland | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Wasteland: Destroy target nonbasic land.
thraximore:
MegaDosX: Ew, greasy ham?
MegaDosX: That sounds dire
LRRbot: Grim Monolith [2] | Artifact | Grim Monolith doesn't untap during your untap step. / {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}. / {4}: Untap Grim Monolith.
LRRbot: Ramunap Excavator [2G] | Creature — Naga Cleric [2/3] | You may play lands from your graveyard.
Dog_of_Myth: Draw, then Dab Step
kumatsu: just a dab for the haters
MegaDosX: Move to dab step
Boon_33: ah, the old fruitfly axcuse
DeM0nFiRe:
gsyhiap:
LRRbot: Woodland Bellower [4GG] | Creature — Beast [6/5] | When Woodland Bellower enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a nonlegendary green creature card with mana value 3 or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Wonderdoc: Draw, Dab, go
ThornVT: Untap, upkeep, dab, draw
trainpants:
LRRbot: Scavenging Ooze [1G] | Creature — Ooze [2/2] | {G}: Exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a creature card, put a +1/+1 counter on Scavenging Ooze and you gain 1 life.
matthaus_c: the scooze is loose
Boon_33: How'd a moonbase get fruitflys? #BlamesTurner
LithelyUnshod: Was Nelly a land short on Bellower?
LRRbot: Fastbond [G] | Enchantment | You may play any number of lands on each of your turns. / Whenever you play a land, if it wasn't the first land you played this turn, Fastbond deals 1 damage to you.
LithelyUnshod: nvm, I counted wrong
matthaus_c: @LithelyUnshod grim monolith + mox emerald + 2 forests, seems right to me
Izandai: Old magic art was so weird.
Boon_33 ponders
before_damage: Paul: known wizard
matthaus_c: fastbond wizard wept, for there were no lands left to conquer
azraelchimera: @Izandai Stasis would like to know your location.
thraximore: look, the blue mage just splashed green so they could Omniscience early
Arakasi01: Hitting the fetch was correct I think yes
before_damage: If he had the new turtle
LRRbot: Children of Korlis [W] | Creature — Human Rebel Cleric [1/1] | Sacrifice Children of Korlis: You gain life equal to the life you've lost this turn.
matthaus_c: oh BOY
YeetTheRich_: Children of korlis, ruiner of evenings
Land_Manatee: Ah, but what about our lion belt friend?
TheRatKings: lions Sash?
wickaboxet: Null rod?
Jovh11: When will WotC heed our calls to make a Graveyard Tresspasser Scooze team up card?
radio414yesthatone: rofellos ate a plow didn'the?
LRRbot: Eladamri's Call [GW] | Instant | Search your library for a creature card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
matthaus_c: Collector Ouphe and Scavenging Ooze teamup card
ABetterPlayer: The elf is exiled from plow
matthaus_c: Rofellos was plowed, yes
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c Phrasing.
matthaus_c: I said what I meant
ABetterPlayer:
MegaDosX:
@matthaus_c 
LRRbot: Knight of Autumn [1GW] | Creature — Dryad Knight [2/1] | When Knight of Autumn enters the battlefield, choose one — / • Put two +1/+1 counters on Knight of Autumn. / • Destroy target artifact or enchantment. / • You gain 4 life.
Simriel: @matthaus_c The abzan player in me loves that idea
Arakasi01: Something disturbing about an elf going off to participate in agriculture
YeetTheRich_: !findquote phrasing
LRRbot: Quote #7431: "They are bone cold, which is a new phrase I am coining." —Ian [2021-01-03]
MegaDosX: Yike.
definenull: Wait but serge had it
LRRbot: The One Ring [4] | Legendary Artifact | Indestructible / When The One Ring enters the battlefield, if you cast it, you gain protection from everything until your next turn. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life for each burden counter on The One Ring. / {T}: Put a burden counter on The One Ring, then draw a card for each burden counter on The One Ring.
JonnyGlitched: Hello to my favorite beards!
Riiiiiiis: ohai
Simriel: I love that Questing Beast doesn't care about the One Ring
MegaDosX: !card orcish bowmasters
LRRbot: Orcish Bowmasters [1B] | Creature — Orc Archer [1/1] | Flash / When Orcish Bowmasters enters the battlefield and whenever an opponent draws a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, Orcish Bowmasters deals 1 damage to any target. Then amass Orcs 1.
MegaDosX: Bowmasters are absurd
Heefnoff: How are the games going?
nymistrya: Rofellos has the good life, drunk in the forest getting plowed, yes please.
BrowneePoints: and Forth Eorlingas
predrag11: They are gonna start printing rec sages that exile cause of the one ring aren't they
matthaus_c: Forth Eorlingas is a key game piece in Jeskai now
Land_Manatee: Had to explain to a buddy of mire why Bowmasters is going for as much as it is. It just does so much.
MrAyeAxe: Reprieve has been just lovely for me so far
Simriel: @browneepoints Sadly he never made it to the Fifth Erolingas
josh1273436: @BrowneePoints god that card is so busted
MegaDosX: Forth Eorlingas is pretty wild
r10pez10: wow a life alert reference
couchboyj: The 1 mana land cyclers are seeing modern llay, especially the blue one
Izandai: Dead to Last Gasp.
Jovh11: Quick Sunlance
wickaboxet: At my prerelease I opened 2 bow masters and I didn’t find out about their price until last week
LRRbot: Tatyova, Benthic Druid [3GU] | Legendary Creature — Merfolk Druid [3/3] | Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life and draw a card.
matthaus_c: Lórien Revealed is also pretty great in our format, but I wouldn't say it has as big an impact as TOR
LRRbot: Nissa, Ascended Animist [3GG{G/P}{G/P}] | Legendary Planeswalker — Nissa [7] | Compleated / [+1]: Create an X/X green Phyrexian Horror creature token, where X is Nissa, Ascended Animist's loyalty. / [−1]: Destroy target artifact or enchantment. / [−7]: Until end of turn, creatures you control get +1/+1 for each Forest you control and gain trample.
matthaus_c:
the way Nissa should have stayed 
MegaDosX: Yeah, three
YeetTheRich_: The LTC UG wheel is in the most recent vintage cube
MegaDosX: So a 4/4
couchboyj: Its surprisingly good, Lorien Revealed. While the Ring, Bowmasters, and Halfling are goid in very obvious ways.
Badchop: Two of those looks suspiciously land-like
LadyLockwood92: The Loyalty change is a cost to activate the ability
MegaDosX: I wonder if we're going to see the other side of the One Ring in this match, where the life loss can be very relevant
DarknessKingCoH: Oh the Hor-ror!
predrag11: All the cyclers are decent
LRRbot: Demonic Tutor [1B] | Sorcery | Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.
Badchop: That's a good card, I guess
matthaus_c: @predrag11 and Eagles is also there
LadyLockwood92: That certainly is a Magic cardm
thraximore: Meh. They took it off the Reserved List, how good could it possibly be?
gualdhar: there's a 7 mana planeswalker in play? in highlander? was it cheated out?
MegaDosX:
Nelson paid five for her
matthaus_c: as long as you consider Phyrexian Mana cheating
Serpens77: @gualdhar Phyrexian mana was paid, so kinda
gualdhar: @Serpens77 ah, the most legit of cheating
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LRRbot: Squandered Resources [BG] | Enchantment | Sacrifice a land: Add one mana of any type the sacrificed land could produce.
LRRbot: Tireless Provisioner [2G] | Creature — Elf Scout [3/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, create a Food token or a Treasure token.
KeytarCat:
Phyresis is cheating!
matthaus_c: phyressy
MrAyeAxe:
I hostage taker'd someone's ring on arena earlier, felt real good
KeytarCat: @matthaus_c Oh no, oh noooo
LRRbot: Splendid Reclamation [3G] | Sorcery | Return all land cards from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
MegaDosX: Well.
josh1273436: Oh that's gross
thraximore:
MegaDosX: And gain seven life and draw seven cards
MegaDosX:
Seems fair
LRRbot: Buried Alive [2B] | Sorcery | Search your library for up to three creature cards, put them into your graveyard, then shuffle.
xantos69: Hey Kids, just got back from FNM. How we doing?
matthaus_c: we're going to combo town
Badchop: Wheeler is, to some extent, Going Off
MegaDosX: Oh no
micalovits: Wheeler is being VERY greasy
matthaus_c: our wheels are greased
YeetTheRich_: grease is happening
MegaDosX: Sheoldred plus the One Ring is a whole thing in Historic
KeytarCat: Sheolob
matthaus_c:
@MegaDosX how do you feel about Sheoldred + Griselbrand
theamc2000: Who bought a jacuzzi?
Badchop:
This is I'm sure
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c I'm going to be sick.
LRRbot: Dance of the Dead [1B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature card in a graveyard / When Dance of the Dead enters the battlefield, if it's on the battlefield, it loses "enchant creature card in a graveyard" and gains "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with Dance of the Dead." Put enchanted creature card onto the battlefield tapped under your control and attach Dance of the Dead to it. When Dance of the Dead leaves the battlefield, that creature's controller sacr…
azraelchimera: @MegaDosX In Legacy too.
Land_Manatee: No one yet, Wheeler is still giving us his greasiest pitch.
TheTunnelingCat: wouldnt you like to know
wickaboxet: This could be the first storm line that killed starting with tireless provisioner
DarknessKingCoH:
KeytarCat: @theamc2000 Everyone 😈
LRRbot: Goryo's Vengeance [1B] | Instant — Arcane | Return target legendary creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. That creature gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step. / Splice onto Arcane {2}{B}
LRRbot: Frantic Search [2U] | Instant | Draw two cards, then discard two cards. Untap up to three lands.
josh1273436: Isn't storm 8?
josh1273436: Dance is 6, Goryo is 7, Search is 8
trebuchetboy:
LRRbot: Intuition [2U] | Instant | Search your library for three cards and reveal them. Target opponent chooses one. Put that card into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. Then shuffle.
Land_Manatee: Was just gonna say I wanted to see you rip that, Nelly
LRRbot: Tendrils of Agony [2BB] | Sorcery | Target player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. / Storm
stinkydeelux01: !decklists
couchboyj: Storm count niner
LRRbot: Second Sunrise [1WW] | Instant | Each player returns to the battlefield all artifact, creature, enchantment, and land cards in their graveyard that were put there from the battlefield this turn.
LRRbot: Faith's Reward [3W] | Instant | Return to the battlefield all permanent cards in your graveyard that were put there from the battlefield this turn.
Juliamon: !decks
wickaboxet: A storm line that kills starting with tireless provisioner, I love it
Haroldholmes25:
definenull: We're eating well tonight
Rodzos: oh boy
TetraRay: oh wow
Badchop: fair magic
Badchop: Very fair Magic
TheWriterAleph: like dr garf intended
josh1273436: Powerful Magic
LRRbot: Yawgmoth's Bargain [4BB] | Enchantment | Skip your draw step. / Pay 1 life: Draw a card.
matthaus_c: the jacuzzi owner himself
definenull: Oh my
RetroHibiscus: To be fair 4 mana fog is what got us here
imgpw: gain one life, draw a card
RetroHibiscus: Bought the one turn needed and “4” cards seen
Rodzos: GG
Land_Manatee: With the Hoof in hand!
BjjBrain: are you gonna pay it forward to Nelson?
TheWriterAleph: cool cool cool
before_damage: Wheeler needs to be careful or someone will send 55 hotdogs and hamburgers to the moon base
Nuurgle:
my opponent won't stop telling me how dead I am
Boon_33:
josh1273436: Alex vs Beej?????
Badchop: Very Mysterious
kumatsu: Alex vs Paul
bigpearlentertainment: super greasy
Boon_33: Let's go Beej!
dabudder: alex vs beej
dumbo3k: Beej vs Beej
azraelchimera: Paul OP, Alex wouldn't have a chance.
flatluigi: imagine if we got wheeler vs serge
tyrsredritehand: Just in time for commercial
Juliamon: You want Beej, huh?
josh1273436: @flatluigi Pox vs Jacuzzi feels like a bad matchup for Pox to me
Juliamon: !mkvi
JonnyGlitched: Off topic: Anyone else a little grossed out by how right wing BG3 is?
CanPlayGames: Anyone else’s tummy hurt?
witchfynder: What I miss?
Nuurgle: the first 2 rounds
Rodzos: @witchfynder two matches
witchfynder: Rat farts
brad8808:
matthaus_c: @witchfynder nothing but good stuff waiting for you in the vod
thraximore: :rat:
thraximore: bummer that twitch doesn't let you type emotes like that anymore
witchfynder: Wunderbar sehr schön
Nuurgle: it does if they're real emotes
flatluigi: @thraximore if it makes you feel better, i have betterTTV so i see the rat
flatluigi: magic the gathering
MurphEP: Canadian. Highlander?
definenull: what a wonderful phrase
BrowneePoints: NO! NOT THE HS FLASHBACKS ALEX
JonnyGlitched: So will canlander use the Fallout set when it comes out?
Haroldholmes25:
DigitalSeahorse:
asthanius: Swamp
JonnyGlitched: Brian Fargo would be rolling in his grave if he was dead
BrowneePoints: oh god Junior year all over again
Lawblades: No, Alex. You made it MUCH better!
LRRbot: Mox Emerald [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {G}.
LRRbot: Skyshroud Elite [G] | Creature — Elf [1/1] | Skyshroud Elite gets +1/+2 as long as an opponent controls a nonbasic land.
LRRbot: Cragcrown Pathway (back: Timbercrown Pathway) | Land | {T}: Add {R}.
LRRbot: Zuran Orb [0] | Artifact | Sacrifice a land: You gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Mox Diamond [0] | Artifact | If Mox Diamond would enter the battlefield, you may discard a land card instead. If you do, put Mox Diamond onto the battlefield. If you don't, put it into its owner's graveyard. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
LRRbot: Lotus Cobra [1G] | Creature — Snake [2/1] | Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, add one mana of any color.
JonnyGlitched: he had it
Arakasi01: it's oba for the cobra
LRRbot: Ghor-Clan Rampager [2RG] | Creature — Beast [4/4] | Trample / Bloodrush — {R}{G}, Discard Ghor-Clan Rampager: Target attacking creature gets +4/+4 and gains trample until end of turn.
thraximore: the RAMPAGER
definenull: wow beep beep
LRRbot: Dark Ritual [B] | Instant | Add {B}{B}{B}.
tyrsredritehand: Spicy
LRRbot: The One Ring [4] | Legendary Artifact | Indestructible / When The One Ring enters the battlefield, if you cast it, you gain protection from everything until your next turn. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life for each burden counter on The One Ring. / {T}: Put a burden counter on The One Ring, then draw a card for each burden counter on The One Ring.
josh1273436: Turn 2 The One Ring seems...good
Pharmacistjudge: but i still have pp on my moves
JonnyGlitched: Ben's hand is bonkers good
Lawblades: I heard that card is kinda busted
MechaKuuga: That is a fancy looking proxy
LRRbot: Ahn-Crop Crasher [2R] | Creature — Minotaur Warrior [3/2] | Haste / You may exert Ahn-Crop Crasher as it attacks. When you do, target creature can't block this turn.
DigitalSeahorse: !decks
MegaDosX: *Arena boink noise*
JonnyGlitched: Flicker effects seem good for TOR
Pharmacistjudge: darn, no questing beast as the anti-ring tech?
LRRbot: Animate Dead [1B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature card in a graveyard / When Animate Dead enters the battlefield, if it's on the battlefield, it loses "enchant creature card in a graveyard" and gains "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with Animate Dead." Return enchanted creature card to the battlefield under your control and attach Animate Dead to it. When Animate Dead leaves the battlefield, that creature's controller sacrifices it. / Enchanted creature…
Lawblades: MOM he kicked me in the NARDS
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Simriel: 4 butt is kinda real tbh
LRRbot: Scale Up [G] | Sorcery | Until end of turn, target creature you control becomes a green Wurm with base power and toughness 6/4. / Overload {4}{G}{G}
MegaDosX:
That's a sorcery Alex
LRRbot: Brute Force [R] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
JonnyGlitched:
thraximore: oh
Rodzos: wow
JonnyGlitched: would that have been a trun 2 kill?
JonnyGlitched: turn*
DigitalSeahorse: eep
tyrsredritehand:
DigitalSeahorse:
LRRbot: Children of Korlis [W] | Creature — Human Rebel Cleric [1/1] | Sacrifice Children of Korlis: You gain life equal to the life you've lost this turn.
definenull: too late
JonnyGlitched: WAT
matthaus_c: crasher is eepy
JonnyGlitched: Oh I thought that was going to be a big swing life gain
LRRbot: Dryad Sophisticate [1G] | Creature — Dryad [2/1] | Nonbasic landwalk
thraximore: well he lost the life last turn
LRRbot: Tarfire [R] | Tribal Instant — Goblin | Tarfire deals 2 damage to any target.
JonnyGlitched: womp womp
JonnyGlitched: broom broom!
ABetterPlayer: Ded
matthaus_c: Alex with the ol' knuckle sandwich
Lawblades: ALex is the master of the beep beep
JonnyGlitched: Alex does do agro very well
BrowneePoints: seeing Tarfire makes me think of that new Super Cool Enchanted Tales Bitterblossom art
HadesLeprechaun: Scale Up is like Berserk at home
BrowneePoints: has Alex seen the new Bitterblossom art?
LRRbot: Wooded Foothills | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Wooded Foothills: Search your library for a Mountain or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Khenra Spellspear [1R] (back: Gitaxian Spellstalker) | Creature — Jackal Warrior [2/2] | Trample / Prowess / {3}{U/P}: Transform Khenra Spellspear. Activate only as a sorcery.
Simriel: Wheeler!
matthaus_c: a cup of that jackal's piss
before_damage: Alex “Oogachaka” Steacy
Simriel: "More of my piss for myself then"
thraximore: the piss is Oil
DigitalSeahorse:
Arakasi01: One woman's journey from misc to boo
DigitalSeahorse: hahahhaha
matthaus_c: weirdly satisfying
superdude097:
LRRbot: Dreadhorde Arcanist [1R] | Creature — Zombie Wizard [1/3] | Trample / Whenever Dreadhorde Arcanist attacks, you may cast target instant or sorcery card with mana value less than or equal to Dreadhorde Arcanist's power from your graveyard without paying its mana cost. If that spell would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.
trebuchetboy: beautiful
Fruan: That deck fell over beautifully
asthanius: That was some solitaire win screen shit
matthaus_c: oh baby, Scale Up DHA deck
DigitalSeahorse: that was cool
deinonychus24: It was like that animation after solitaire
LRRbot: Might of Old Krosa [G] | Instant | Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If you cast this spell during your main phase, that creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn instead.
Bleeding_Edge: or when your computer freezes
LRRbot: Weather the Storm [1G] | Instant | You gain 3 life. / Storm
Alas_Babylon: 2, prowess, prowess, 1, 4, 2?
Alas_Babylon: So... yeah, 11, quick maffs
Badchop: Storm isn't YOUR spells cast this turn?
Alas_Babylon: Nope!
matthaus_c: sure ain't
Badchop: What the fuck
Alas_Babylon: Yep!
Badchop: Excuse me.
superdude097: It's ALL spells
before_damage: Alex: Stabs Wheeler in the Heart; Alex: How sad for you.
DigitalSeahorse:
I have no squirtle emotes
Badchop: I genuinely thought it was just your spells, lol
flatluigi: that's why weather the storm exists
matthaus_c:
ShiyokoCL: welcome to storm, and why it isn't used anymore
josh1273436: Yeah that's why flusterstorm counters other storm cards (as long as I'm correct in how they interact)
LRRbot: Invigorated Rampage [1R] | Instant | Choose one — / • Target creature gets +4/+0 and gains trample until end of turn. / • Two target creatures each get +2/+0 and gain trample until end of turn.
thraximore:
midnightcurryjazz:
LRRbot: The Gitrog Monster [3BG] | Legendary Creature — Frog Horror [6/6] | Deathtouch / At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice The Gitrog Monster unless you sacrifice a land. / You may play an additional land on each of your turns. / Whenever one or more land cards are put into your graveyard from anywhere, draw a card.
DigitalSeahorse:
uhoh
Alas_Babylon: !card Flusterstorm
LRRbot: Flusterstorm [U] | Instant | Counter target instant or sorcery spell unless its controller pays {1}. / Storm
Badchop: Okay Alex's deck is literally what I always want to play?
Badchop: In basically every format?
matthaus_c: Blitz is pretty hot in Canlander
flatluigi: berp berp
Alas_Babylon: @Badchop It's honestly a pretty nice way to get into the format - strong and plays a lot of relatively cheap cards
Badchop: Also Storm isn't just YOUR spells?
thraximore: spellspear is a *problem*
Alas_Babylon: Also Storm isn't just your spells.
Badchop:
MrAyeAxe:
I dunno, I'll take the jackal over getting strip locked
Alas_Babylon: If your local community isn't a bunch of dorkuses, you can just proxy the moxen and go to happy town
matthaus_c: I'm manifesting Become Immense + DHA for Alex
DigitalSeahorse:
DeM0nFiRe:
flatluigi: aw, muffin
Alas_Babylon: Shufflin' with my muffin
KeytarCat: The overlay uses muffin for wins
LRRbot: Zuran Orb [0] | Artifact | Sacrifice a land: You gain 2 life.
jupitermagic9: what kind of wood is that table made of?
Jovh11: The muffins will continue to be happy as morale improves
matthaus_c: muffins for wins, muffins for advantage
DigitalSeahorse:
do you know the muffin man?
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LRRbot: Dryad Militant [{G/W}] | Creature — Dryad Soldier [2/1] | If an instant or sorcery card would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.
LRRbot: Enlightened Tutor [W] | Instant | Search your library for an artifact or enchantment card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
KeytarCat: !card grim lava
LRRbot: Grim Lavamancer [R] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | {R}, {T}, Exile two cards from your graveyard: Grim Lavamancer deals 2 damage to any target.
matthaus_c: is this one of those scenarios where we wish Dryad Militant was Dauthi Voidwalker
Arakasi01: tutor exiled
LRRbot: Rampaging Ferocidon [2R] | Creature — Dinosaur [3/3] | Menace / Players can't gain life. / Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, Rampaging Ferocidon deals 1 damage to that creature's controller.
matthaus_c: ferocideezy
Badchop: The Messiah OOF
dabudder: every hbomberguy fan in chat is collectively typing
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LRRbot: Intuition [2U] | Instant | Search your library for three cards and reveal them. Target opponent chooses one. Put that card into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. Then shuffle.
LadyLockwood92: Careful, you don't wanna get sued by Tommy Tallarico
Badchop: Rampaging Ferocidon is a messed up card
micalovits: "Nice Zuran orb, nerd" - Rude Dino
Silver_Drgn: oofa doofa
Simriel: Hbomberguys video on the Roblox Oof is transendent
Badchop: (banned from standard at one point, wasn't it?)
superdude097: I will never get over the fact that Ferocidon was banned in Standard. And I didn't even play mono-red!
matthaus_c: @Badchop sure was
stinkydeelux01: if only fero beat flash hulk, still sad about that
Alas_Babylon: Sure was, mono-red was just too ridonkulous
Simriel: It is 20 minutes about the Oof, and an hour 30 of a man losing his damn mind
Badchop: That card was ridiculous in limited formats
matthaus_c: Ramunap Red was so fun
Simriel: @ladylockwood92 The first American to work on Sonic wouldn't do that surely
ShaneLeeAtk: Boompile?
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HuecalpixquiJeanIII: !card dryad militant
LRRbot: Dryad Militant [{G/W}] | Creature — Dryad Soldier [2/1] | If an instant or sorcery card would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.
matthaus_c: from ~anywhere~
LRRbot: Nissa, Resurgent Animist [2G] | Legendary Creature — Elf Scout [3/3] | Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, add one mana of any color. Then if this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal an Elf or Elemental card. Put that card into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: A Loco Coco
BrowneePoints: Lotus Swolbra*
thraximore: most people dd
thraximore: do*
LRRbot: Kargan Intimidator [1R] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/1] | Cowards can't block Warriors. / {1}: Choose one that hasn't been chosen this turn — / • Kargan Intimidator gets +1/+1 until end of turn. / • Target creature becomes a Coward until end of turn. / • Target Warrior gains trample until end of turn.
theamc2000: I can’t believe they made a lotus cobra at uncommon
LRRbot: Scale Up [G] | Sorcery | Until end of turn, target creature you control becomes a green Wurm with base power and toughness 6/4. / Overload {4}{G}{G}
midnightcurryjazz: welp
matthaus_c: one time BCG
trebuchetboy: big snake
LRRbot: The One Ring [4] | Legendary Artifact | Indestructible / When The One Ring enters the battlefield, if you cast it, you gain protection from everything until your next turn. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life for each burden counter on The One Ring. / {T}: Put a burden counter on The One Ring, then draw a card for each burden counter on The One Ring.
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: SkullCrack time!
MegaDosX: Got a Bonecrusher Alex?
micalovits: Comeon Questing beast from nowhere!
Badchop: Oh I loved Skullcrack.
Badchop: !card skullcrack
LRRbot: Skullcrack [1R] | Instant | Players can't gain life this turn. Damage can't be prevented this turn. Skullcrack deals 3 damage to target player or planeswalker.
LRRbot: Titania, Protector of Argoth [3GG] | Legendary Creature — Elemental [5/3] | When Titania, Protector of Argoth enters the battlefield, return target land card from your graveyard to the battlefield. / Whenever a land you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, create a 5/3 green Elemental creature token.
before_damage: Is lavamancer a warrior?
thraximore: @MegaDosX I don't think it matters, ultimately?
MegaDosX: Probably not
Badchop: Ferocidon is a busted card
definenull: fair magic
Countjondi: It was banned in standard for a reason
Fruan: Ferocidon is the best dog in Magic
matthaus_c: Blitz doing its best D&T impression
LRRbot: The Gitrog Monster [3BG] | Legendary Creature — Frog Horror [6/6] | Deathtouch / At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice The Gitrog Monster unless you sacrifice a land. / You may play an additional land on each of your turns. / Whenever one or more land cards are put into your graveyard from anywhere, draw a card.
KeytarCat: It's a weird thing that as Twitch viewers, we get to hear performers swallow so distinctly.
Badchop: lol
BrowneePoints: "Sorry, Gitter's full"|
Fanklok: I want to play Ferocidon then hit Darien King if Kjekdor with a Stolen Identity
Diabore: !decks
Alas_Babylon: !decks
Alas_Babylon: Tireless Provisioner
flatluigi: tireless provisioner
aboxofwaffles: tireless provisioner
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Provisioner
Oreo1369: Nope
MegaDosX: Start revealing
MegaDosX:
Imagine if it's at the bottom
Fanklok: Elfemental
Badchop: Griselfbrand
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Amazing how zuran orb Titania is just... death for you. Cool ferocidon
matthaus_c: Griselbrand was an elf before he got stuck in that rock
Alas_Babylon: Ixalan card put in work
thraximore: pffft alex
KeytarCat: !card ferocidon
LRRbot: Did you mean: Silverclad Ferocidons; Rampaging Ferocidon
Alas_Babylon: !card Rampaging Ferocidon
LRRbot: Rampaging Ferocidon [2R] | Creature — Dinosaur [3/3] | Menace / Players can't gain life. / Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, Rampaging Ferocidon deals 1 damage to that creature's controller.
Alas_Babylon: !card Dryad Militant
LRRbot: Dryad Militant [{G/W}] | Creature — Dryad Soldier [2/1] | If an instant or sorcery card would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.
flatluigi: it's a hell of a card
Badchop: Draw Swords/Path or GG, I guess?
MegaDosX: You know someone's desperate when they're sacrificing all of their lands to draw
matthaus_c: Thalia isn't quite filling enough
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Thalia was just an appetizer
Fruan: I miss the little animated "No, you idiot" strobe that 'can't' effects get on Arena.
xantos69: that rampaging ferocidon is doing very important work right now.
LRRbot: Second Sunrise [1WW] | Instant | Each player returns to the battlefield all artifact, creature, enchantment, and land cards in their graveyard that were put there from the battlefield this turn.
DigitalSeahorse:
coachNelly: Wheeler on james’ homestream when?
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Whoooo, 2nd sunrise
Mr_Bitterness: Digging deeper than a 4 player Deep Rock Galactic team
Bleeding_Edge: @Mr_Bitterness nice
Simriel: The amount of Game we are having here is kinda superb tbh
NotCainNorAbel: @coachNelly I think wheeler goes deeper
coachNelly: Yeah this stream has been pretty rad imho
matthaus_c: FNPF Greatest Hits
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: This is gonna sound facetious, but I actually love this kind of "solitaire" gameplay. Where the enemy is your deck and ratios and sequencing
Alas_Babylon: Naw, I get it
Simriel: Considering how narrow his outs are, Wheeler still has a lot of Magic he can play here.
flatluigi: this is extremely interesting gameplay
matthaus_c: come oooon Tendrils Tendrils Tendrils
LoadingReadyRun:
Someone with The One Ring digging deeply? Who would have thought?
Alas_Babylon: They're not as narrow as it seems, but it's nasty
DigitalSeahorse: the last cart has been sacked
xantos69: Yea, Wheeler and luck are the only thing standing between him and winning.
LRRbot: Faith's Reward [3W] | Instant | Return to the battlefield all permanent cards in your graveyard that were put there from the battlefield this turn.
midnightcurryjazz: lol
frank_the_great: Third Sunrise
Rodzos: Third sunrise
DigitalSeahorse: and the card that sacked that card was sacked
definenull: *flight of the gladiators starts playing*
frank_the_great: @Rodzos Good joke
gibbousm: and now you see why Second Sunrise is banned in Modern
Rodzos: ty
Diabore: !card dryad militant
LRRbot: Dryad Militant [{G/W}] | Creature — Dryad Soldier [2/1] | If an instant or sorcery card would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.
matthaus_c: Faith's Reward living up to its name
Julian_Rogue: Hope someone has storm count
Badchop: Wheeler's tracking it
Simriel: Honestly this is some dope ass magic
xantos69: Storm is 5?
LRRbot: Chrome Mox [0] | Artifact | Imprint — When Chrome Mox enters the battlefield, you may exile a nonartifact, nonland card from your hand. / {T}: Add one mana of any of the exiled card's colors.
KeytarCat: @Julian_Rogue The black D12 under him mana
DigitalSeahorse: losing in a very interesting way
frank_the_great: You did bin some tutors
LRRbot: Sheoldred, the Apocalypse [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Praetor [4/5] | Deathtouch / Whenever you draw a card, you gain 2 life. / Whenever an opponent draws a card, they lose 2 life.
LRRbot: Duress [B] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
definenull: pitching sheoldred to chrome mox.. that's how you know you're dead
LRRbot: Weather the Storm [1G] | Instant | You gain 3 life. / Storm
matthaus_c: well, Dryad Militant is symmetrical
LRRbot: Tendrils of Agony [2BB] | Sorcery | Target player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. / Storm
DigitalSeahorse: woo I need that card
Simriel:
Alex plays Gutshot
theamc2000: Weather the storm for 0
Rodzos: GG
savorycookie: Now there's some grease!
Sage0fMadness: @DigitalSeahorse which one lol
BjjBrain: just wow!!
Diabore: i mean, ferocidon says you dont have a way to gain life
Haroldholmes25: good lord
Oreo1369: GG
BrowneePoints: and that's part of why The Ring is WILD
DigitalSeahorse: tendrils of agony
Bleeding_Edge: That was interesting
xantos69:
The most astounding series of plays. Wheeler.... You earned this. 
50
ladyjessica: Greasy magic
Diabore: !card rampaging ferocidon
LRRbot: Rampaging Ferocidon [2R] | Creature — Dinosaur [3/3] | Menace / Players can't gain life. / Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, Rampaging Ferocidon deals 1 damage to that creature's controller.
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Honestly, that 1 was worth 2. That was sick
flatluigi: he worked for that, 100%
ladyjessica: Greasy cowboy magic
Fruan: Ferocidon still the best dog in Magic
Wonderdoc: That was so much grease oh lord
flatluigi: oh, alex couldn't have gained life because of ferocidon
KeytarCat:
Holy BEANS that was some sleezy magic
matthaus_c: the Grease Scale
Ujai321: i guess if you didnt get the Ring there, you just tutor for Swords or something?
frank_the_great: The premier lands pilot wins another one
DigitalSeahorse:
grease
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: It means your opponent had pizza and didn't wash their hands
ShiyokoCL: I've seen some wild plays like that, heck I've done some of them on my Mizzix EDH, but Wheeler let Jesus take the wheel and got home
savorycookie: You have your opponent at 1, you have multiple hatebears and lock pieces, they still find a way to kill you. That's grease, baby!
Dog_of_Myth:
LRRbot: Rampaging Ferocidon [2R] | Creature — Dinosaur [3/3] | Menace / Players can't gain life. / Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, Rampaging Ferocidon deals 1 damage to that creature's controller.
matthaus_c: come to the Discord, we love the grease there
Akaiatana: @coachNelly Yay you.
Dog_of_Myth:
DigitalSeahorse:
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NotCainNorAbel:
500 bit of grease
midnightcurryjazz:
KeytarCat: "No, no, no, I don't lose here, you lose here! I'll find a way! Just...don't do anything for a minute"
Dog_of_Myth: !store
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: It's timw for a pack 3 pivot!
DigitalSeahorse:
MurphEP:
definenull: also its hot out so stay cool
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DigitalSeahorse: a cool mug not a hot mug
Rodzos: ty ty ty
DarknessKingCoH: Ah so that's what cup the balls means
flatluigi: is next week the ppr
Fanklok: It's odd that the shirts and sleeves come separate at the store
Tiber727: I've been to Hell (Michigan). It's pretty boring actually.
matthaus_c: y'all need a conventionally attractive mug to match your conventional attractiveness
Bleeding_Edge: loading ready done
matthaus_c: OH GOD already?
frank_the_great: LETS GO
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Did they make a Questing Beast 2?
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Rodzos: Ques2ing Beast
flatluigi: is alex demonstrating his loupe
frank_the_great: What card?
Simonark: @HuecalpixquiJeanIII They skipped directly to Question Beast 4: Citizens on Patrol
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Que2ting Bea2t
Boon_33: horay somthing!
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Questing Beast 33⅓
flatluigi: backbeat, you heard it on the street
DigitalSeahorse:
matthaus_c: next Questing Beast will have Flanking and Annihilator
Oreo1369: Rampage
DigitalSeahorse:
colouring
Bleeding_Edge: @matthaus_c horsemanship
RechargeableFrenchman: It's low poly Battlefield, and it's amazing
TheWriterAleph: accurate
midnightcurryjazz: its battfield 2 but with robolix
matthaus_c: @Bleeding_Edge better yet, Reach for creatures with Horsemanship
midnightcurryjazz: Its awesome
RechargeableFrenchman: The visuals are very simple but the gameplay is better than Battlefield has been in a decade
Bleeding_Edge: @Bleeding_Edge nice
flatluigi: @matthaus_c reachmanship
matthaus_c: there we go
MegaDosX:
flatluigi: wooow
matthaus_c: mink did nothing wrong
Bleeding_Edge: @matthaus_c you win
Dog_of_Myth:
DigitalSeahorse:
DigitalSeahorse: woah
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
FadedOverseer:
DigitalSeahorse:
KWardJenx: Great stream. Thank you!!
Dog_of_Myth:
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
HuecalpixquiJeanIII:
I thought I heard Hamburgers
matthaus_c: it was great having you, thank you for being here
DeM0nFiRe:
o/ 
MrTheWalrus: frog
definenull: streamer show frog
frank_the_great:
Boon_33: was she stuck half in, half out?
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
Oreo1369: Pog Frog
NotCainNorAbel:
hidingbox: another classic bit
DigitalSeahorse: best pair
Simriel: Wheeler just going off on one at the end of the stream is always wonderful
DigitalSeahorse:
KeytarCat: I love a good Wheeler Infodump stream-out
Simriel: We are gifted with baest Paul
Simriel: Stream still seems to be live for some reason?
Juliamon: It's only been a couple minutes
Juliamon: they usually let it run at least 3 for the ads
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