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 incslayer: !search for beej
 incslayer: booh that should totally be a command 
 gnome_friend: !lovebeej
  LRRbot: Chat loves Beej and I love Beej 
 airylan: !paul
 airylan: ah, what's that command.
SaxPython: !paullove
  LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
 incslayer: !blamejames
 TemporallyAwry: !findquote fault
  LRRbot: Quote #6801: "This is somebody's fault, Graham." —Dale, pointedly [2020-03-04]
 TemporallyAwry: Dale has spoken 
 gnome_friend: !tell Dale
 incslayer: Dale has told
 Sethalidos: !quote Ian
  LRRbot: Quote #6765: "If any of you turn into Beej, you have to tell me." —Ian [2020-02-16]
 paronomasiac042: turning into beej is *someone's* fault
 Sethalidos: !beejdrop
SaxPython: !control
  LRRbot: Adam is in control.
 incslayer: @paronomasiac042  tell dale
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 WalkingProfanity: woo
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jessicaengle:   
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 incslayer: !quote carrotmilk
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 incslayer: !quote carrot milk
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 gnome_friend: !findquote carrot milk
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
jessicaengle: Preposterous
  Juliamon: Why would we quote it?
jessicaengle: Why wouldn't we?
 incslayer: its a very catchy song
 margieargie: !bus
jessicaengle: It's a number one jam
  Juliamon: Because it *has* a song which *has* a command already
 incslayer: !song carrot milk
jessicaengle: Really?
  Juliamon: ! 
  LRRbot: Soundcloud for the hit single: https://soundcloud.com/mdrift314/night-vision-coffee-full by MDrift314
 incslayer: i wasnt expecting the emoji to be the trigger
 Bearudite: oh hey its a LRL night and I actually remembered before it started for once
  Juliamon: You can also use !carrot or other variants
jessicaengle: This has enriched my day.  Thanks Juliamon 
 KeytarCat: !quote 6081
  LRRbot: Quote #6081: "I don't know how to get nut from a milk." —Kathleen [2019-05-29]
  Juliamon: but because you can have spaces after the bang, you can also use emotes
 incslayer: @jessicaengle @Juliamon agreed 
 margieargie: @KeytarCat I still prefer L'eggume
jessicaengle:   daaang  this is so good!
 RockPusher: 
SourceQuench: Dear LRR Forums: I never believed this would happen to me. ...
  Juliamon: Who's ready for the inaugural Gibb Answers Your Toots?
 IbunWest: 
 Bearudite: gibb doots the toots
jessicaengle:    Ready
 incslayer: i missed that gibb was soliciting for toots
 RockPusher contemplates the dangerous question of what Gibb toots smell like…
SourceQuench: Most disturbingly provocative use of the term "inaugural" goes to:
 Earthenone: the real question is kind.social ready for the traffic generated by gibb
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  Serifina: What's up, you crazy wonderful people?
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Serifina! (Today's storm count: 4)
 PMAvers: frrrrrrt
 Manae: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LoadingReadyLIVE! (A Variety show, LoadingReadyRun Style!) at Sat 06:00 PM PDT (1s from now).
 paronomasiac042: !next
 head_cannon: I am in the mood for a Something tonight.
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 Sheikun07: Woooooooo
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 Manae: 
Mortimew:   
 Bearudite: @RockPusher they are felt rather than smelt
Angreed66: they smell like week old snow
TheAinMAP: So close.
 IbunWest: Rough beats
 SnackPak_:   
  mtvcdm: Why hello, I didn't see me come in
SourceQuench: @PMAvers Gesundheit.
 EmpressTila: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LoadingReadyLIVE! (A Variety show, LoadingReadyRun Style!) at Sat 06:00 PM PDT (32s ago).
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 samuraitiger19: I wonder if any of the LRR crew is into vtubers
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 Earthenone: they seem right at that age where they are not watching them, but not old enough to be them yet
 PigmyWurm: @samuraitiger19 I think Alex has said he is (and sort of has been one with his robot Avatar)
 Ritaspirithntr: @samuraitiger19 James and Adam seemed to be! 
 Earthenone: 
 MrGibberish: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LoadingReadyLIVE! (A Variety show, LoadingReadyRun Style!) at Sat 06:00 PM PDT (1m ago).
 01thorin01: 1000
 mercano82: !updog
  LRRbot: Not much. What's up with you, dog? 
 MrGibberish: Hello friends!
SourceQuench: @samuraitiger19 I had the vtubers once. I drank a glass of warm salty water and it cleared uppa like that! *snap fingers*
 asthanius: Ctuber (Canadian tuber)
Boon_33: Hello Evevyone, hello @MrGibberish
 margieargie: @asthanius Isn't that one of the ingredients of poutine?
  Juliamon: Tuber (potato)
 Pteraspidomorphi: What's updog 
 CastleOtranto: Good time of day, everyone!
 asthanius: Tuba (instrument)
jessicaengle: Is a Ctuber just poutine?
 Fruan: Really looking forward to some happenings this evening.
greenday61892: @Pteraspidomorphi not much how about you?
 CAKHost: Should we avoid green Tubers?
SourceQuench: @Pteraspidomorphi Ten bucks, just like in town.
 TimIAm: Merry LRL, chat
 IbunWest: I hope something happens tonight.
 KeytarCat: Happy LRL!
 gnome_friend: !findquote wizard
  LRRbot: Quote #2591: "The wizard has nothing to spend money on. I bought a STICK!" —Cameron [2016-05-20]
 Pteraspidomorphi: Always reminds me of that what we do in the shadows episode
 TemporallyAwry: !soon
 incslayer: !live
  LRRbot: Currently live fanstreamers: TheFilthyCasualPlays (https://twitch.tv/thefilthycasualplays​) is playing Phasmophobia (R.L. Casual's "Filthybumps"), WitchyTQ (https://twitch.tv/witchytq​) is playing Palia (Rare Bug Hunting w/ @thegremlenn - Palia Partner 🖤 18+ | !socials !palia)
FadedOasis: When will then be now?
 Fruan: @FadedOasis soon enough
 CAKHost: Soon
 incslayer: that was not the outcome i planned for
SourceQuench: Unless the police.
 damn_i_am_pretty: after
 SAJewers: !findquote soon
  LRRbot: Quote #667: "Oh, it's FIGHT TIME! Oh wait, it's not fight time yet. It's soon fight time." —Alex [2015-09-15]
 airylan: !findquote live
Haroldholmes25: i thought fight time was friday midday
LostThePirate: Woo, I'm here early, that never happens.
 Sheikun07: I have been becatted
SourceQuench: The first rule of fight time...
  mowdownjoe: Ah, late as is tradition.
kusinohki: Meows
 incslayer: @LostThePirate technically Live is Late
Wrexadecimal: I hear something is going to happen
jessicaengle: 
 djalternative: Hoi chat
LostThePirate: @incslayer Semantics 
SourceQuench: Gossip and hearsay! Lies! Calumny!
 Bearudite: something about wizards never being late
 margieargie: A Live is never late, nor is it ever early, it always arrives precisely when it means to
 TheMerricat: Evening chat, I'm typing at you from my new computer and OMG the monitor is so fucking big. 
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  Juliamon: Unless Telus.
 SnackPak_: @TheMerricat 
 incslayer: @TheMerricat congrats
 Bearudite: wow that called shot
 midnightcurryjazz: help
SaxPython: @margieargie 
SourceQuench: 42 months?! That's almost an integer!
 incslayer: theMerricat now i have to ask how big is the monitor?
 gnome_friend: !secret
  LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always putting characters in Smash, you cowards.
 Ritaspirithntr: @juliamon Telus it ain’t so!
 gnome_friend: How many characters has LRRbot put in so far?
greenday61892: is it panic time yet
 GreatWahooney: hello chat!
 rasterscan: !smash
 PMAvers: Title update
 OldManJohnsonMB: 
 airylan: !panic
  LRRbot:  THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. 
jessicaengle: We're just hanging out in the friendzone until the show starts.
 Sylenctone: Oh I'm not late!
  mowdownjoe: @juliamon We don't talk about those dark days. Except for the cold open roasting they got last month.
 gnome_friend: 
jessicaengle: 
 rasterscan: !sakurai
 GreatWahooney: I certainly hope that something is about to happen
 IbunWest: 
 gnome_friend: There is no need to panic
 TemporallyAwry: !dbcountdown
  LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Sat 11 Nov 02:00 PM PST (83d, 20:53 from now)
 incslayer: !panic
  LRRbot:  THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. 
 GreatWahooney: maybe even something... live?
 midnightcurryjazz: 
greenday61892: IS something about to happen?
SourceQuench: @greenday61892 If you haven't been in a continuous state of panic since like 2016, you haven't been paying attention.
  Juliamon: We think !smash has run its course and it's been soft retired.
SaxPython: Omg 83 days
 TheMerricat: @incslayer 27" I didn't realize exactly how big it would be when I purchased it... 
  Foxmar320: Hello
 rasterscan: @Juliamon Sadnessssss.  But totally fair.
 bytecaster: @SourceQuench Don't remind me
DoubleNterprises: How's it goin?
 CAKHost: They are just readying The Machine
 gnome_friend: Smash the state!
greenday61892: @SourceQuench Oh I have been, question is just if it's panic time about this particular thing yet 😅
 TemporallyAwry: @Foxmar320  - good timezone
 HbombAndFriends: THE MACHINE!
SourceQuench: @TheMerricat I think I arrived in the middle of this conversation.
kusinohki: 83 days? I just barely finished day 5 of the vods..Voss...
 SpaceBattery: hello everybody!
  Foxmar320: Good timezone
 gnome_friend: !findquote machine
  LRRbot: Quote #1665: "Romance the washing machine." —Ian [2016-01-26]
 GreatWahooney: had a lovely game night today where we played Mission Red Planet, Wavelength, and Duck Game. would recommend.
 incslayer: @TheMerricat 27" is still in the reasonably sized category... one of the managers bought a 32" one without realizing it...
greenday61892: iiit's been 83 yeaaaaars
 Manae:   
 gnome_friend: 
 paronomasiac042: lrrsig
 baltimore_667083: 
 GreatWahooney:   
jessicaengle:   
 airylan: 
LostThePirate: WOO\
Boon_33: contact
  Foxmar320:   
 SnackPak_:   
TheAinMAP: Signal.
 CAKHost:  !
 jamesk902: 
 SpaceBattery:     
 RockPusher:   
 margieargie:     ]
 incslayer:   
 NonUniqueGuy: !advice
  LRRbot: Just make the polygons touch!
 LarkSachrosis:  
 AshBurnem:   
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  Serifina: *live live live!*
 Earthenone:   
DoubleNterprises: THERE we go!
 DeM0nFiRe:   
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 awmcmillan:   
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 SpaceBattery: Let's Goooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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 incslayer: something is happening
 red_shoes_jeff:     
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 margieargie: Alright, NOW something's gonna happen
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 CastleOtranto: My body is ready
 TheMerricat: @incslayer Sure it is, but for the past decade I've been using 17" laptops 
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 aliceduckwhisper:          
Mysticman89: oh hey this is tonight oh boy
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 OldManJohnsonMB: it is happening
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 Darleysam: Something's going to happen? In this economy?
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 Ritaspirithntr: Wait….will this be Serge’s last LRL for a while?
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ihlendrax: !secret
  LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always composed almost entirely of an advanced carbon-fibre composite.
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 tod_vom_himmel: are they really alive though, or is that just marketing nonsense
 aWabbajack: 
jessicaengle: Chat's got the zoomies, something must be about to happen  
SquidVorb: Is that paid promotion thing new?
 GreatWahooney: what time is it? banger o'clock
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 BraveOthello: It's LIVE and somethibg is going to happen! In a new studio!
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 gnome_friend: !card glass casket
  LRRbot: Glass Casket [1W] | Artifact | When Glass Casket enters the battlefield, exile target creature an opponent controls with mana value 3 or less until Glass Casket leaves the battlefield.
  Sarah_Serinde: @HbombAndFriends Don't worry about it, he's just going to be out of Victoria for a while
 jarnatan: I forgot to go to sleep and now I'm catching Live live for the first time, huh
  Sarah_Serinde: He'll still be around on streams I'm sure
 shurtal: going ONLY by the messaged image, i'm thinking weird Bohemian Rhapsody parody?
 spo8n: @tod_vom_himmel beej is a necromancer
 gnome_friend: Congratulations? @jarnatan and welcome!
  Juliamon: He briefly needs to move to Alberta
Bahumot: Is it live? Is something going to happen?
  Juliamon: It's fine
 loufghyslaufey: Wait, the countdown added more time?
jubale1: im’ early!
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 Mischievous_Catgeist: hiya everyone
jubale1: usually i show up 2:50 before credits
jessicaengle: @jubale1  Hello!
  Serifina: I was right on time. It's not my fault they're late. 
Ceris75: Orr let’s gooooooo
 Darleysam: Serge doing the equivalent of shaving off his beard and confusing us all into thinking he's gone
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 arcanzaJenkins: The big 5-0!
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 TheNerdWonder: no fair making me choose between this and Flame Fatales tonight
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 Sylenctone: Let's see if my Internet will last the whole stream!
 gnome_friend: 
jessicaengle: !bgc
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SourceQuench: Are we early at being late? We'll come in again.
 loufghyslaufey: tis fine.  Eyes returned from Oppenheimer screening.
  Juliamon: It's one of those midlife things that Canadians have to do, and they never know when it'll happen
 Sheikun07:   
 definenull: live?
 Dragonality: Didn't know Serge was leaving for a bit but "I'm Sorry" or "Congratulations" for whatever it is.
SourceQuench: @Juliamon "moosehead"
 gnome_friend: Wark Wark
  mowdownjoe: @darleysam I mean do any of us even remember what Ian looked like with hair?
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ihlendrax: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: a little bit of squid love
 shurtal: Canadians have much in common with Salmon and Swallows
 Mischievous_Catgeist: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Have you checked your butt?
 Sheikun07: @mowdownjoe Every time I look at old content
DoubleNterprises: Ski dap bi dap
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 incslayer: @Dragonality i think its " Belated Congratulations"
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 Darleysam: @mowdownjoe I think I only started properly watching a breadth of LRR content after that change, so..
 lirazel64: Something's happening!
 loufghyslaufey: Missed out The Haunted Mansion, didn't get to Haunted-Heimer(double feature) dang it!
 NonUniqueGuy: @LRRbot How is that badadvice?
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SourceQuench: We have Stream Sign!
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Ceris75: Signal get
 paronomasiac042: thank you for being here, it's great to have me.
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 GhostValv: 
 vershike: Woo! I got here in time!
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 Diabore: i was informed something was going to happen so here i am
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 TemporallyAwry: !soon
 gnome_friend: Thank me for being great, it's here to have you
 OldManJohnsonMB: sooon
jessicaengle: @vershike  Made it!
 Earthenone: !tsun
 definenull: But which second?
kokotiu:    
 paronomasiac042: this one
MMoritz: I've not watched a Fu"t in some time. Do we still call it Fu"t?
 northos: @definenull you know, that one
 TemporallyAwry: That one over there
SourceQuench: Soonly.
 RockPusher: The second now, as opposed to the first now
 gnome_friend: !findquote second
  LRRbot: Quote #3359: "No second chances in Coin World." —Ian [2016-08-31]
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nevermore913: Soon (tm)
 OldManJohnsonMB: it could be any second. Even this one
 GredGredmansson: @MMoritz Isn't it C"FUT?
 gnome_friend: @warpstonewarlock Welcome!
Boon_33: The moonbase is (a)LIVE!
  mowdownjoe: @mmoritz Those who know... Know.
Wrexadecimal: @warpstonewarlock you're in for a treat!
TheAinMAP:   
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 NullColaShip: We have liftoff!
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jessicaengle: @warpstonewarlock   
Ceris75: Just….a…..few…..more….seconds
 RockPusher: It's August‽
 RockPusher: oh no!
kusinohki: will the real live second please stand up?
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 GredGredmansson: "relatively"
 teddywhosabear: putting the AUGH in august
  Serifina: Oh no
SquidVorb: The Dog Days aren't over?
ALLxISxLOST:    
Boon_33: consult a dog?
nevermore913: Yay a cam open
 SkylerRingtail: Oh no. I remember last time Cam taught us something in a cold open...holes.
 DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
 loufghyslaufey: A Sid Meier's story!! 
  mtvcdm: Back in the day, there were many good doggos
 ani_laurel: justice for the cat days of summer
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 elah806: someone's been streaming civ
 Serpens77: stones? It'll never catch on
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 RockPusher: pew pew pew
 red_shoes_jeff: @SquidVorb No, the Dog Days aren't done.
  mtvcdm: Um
MMoritz: um
 loufghyslaufey: pfffft
 DiscordianTokkan: Yesss
 CAKHost: Hmm
 SnackPak_: 
 control_rig: Hm
 MegaDosX: lmaoooooo
 Welbog: Pew pew
 public_key_reveal_party: huh
 DigitalSeahorse: AUGust
 laikagoat: 
Seagulyus: oh my goodness Cam
 Scarbble: cam i love you, lol
 definenull: Uhh
 WearingCats_CwC: The weather here has been shite for months, but there were two dogs here earlier
 TheMerricat: KappaCool
Seagulyus: same Scarbble
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 Sheikun07: That's what the constellation looks like, yeah
epsilon_vee: that's no constellation
  mowdownjoe: Nice graphics.
 CouldntPickAUsername: why so sirius
bjorlamn: Nice image
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Talking about Rome like "barbaric" native peoples. Love it
andreagustafson: Sweet, randomly showing up and catching LIVE.
 loufghyslaufey: weh?
Wrexadecimal: 
 Welbog: Greatest dog
 PMAvers: And is truly up there, dog.
 GredGredmansson: dogsong is now playing in your mind
 RockPusher: 
 gualdhar: Mmmm leaden wine
jessicaengle: pfft 
  Serifina: Ahahahahaha
 TemporallyAwry: The Romans were >REALLY< into wolves
 Bearudite: big dog clothes
 GredGredmansson: Camera 2
 definenull: PFFT
 DigitalSeahorse: is any of that true?
Wrexadecimal: oh no D:
 public_key_reveal_party: o7
 incslayer: sads
 philippekav: that's not true is it ?
  Serifina: Aww
 Serpens77: RIP Cheems
 Dog_of_Myth: RIP
 GhostValv: D:
 DiscordianTokkan: Aw
 definenull: o7
 Saintnex: awww
LeeshaJoy: F
  Serifina: Not the puppy
 BITs19_: D:
 SnackPak_: o7
LostThePirate: D:
 Fruan: F
 GredGredmansson: such sad
 DeM0nFiRe: 
Greggleswong: Oh no!
greenday61892: D:
 GhostValv:   
NimrodXIV: noooo
Kumakaori: o7
 incslayer: F
  mtvcdm: Awwwwww
theworldsmith1: o7
 CAKHost: D:
Seagulyus: @philippekav Cheems? yeah he passed on early today
greenday61892: o7
 korvys: Oh! I thought he said James...
 margieargie:  
TheAinMAP: 
 Twilight_Spark: Wowee
 onetrueseth: Coming up next, who were the boys of summer?
  TheGreenMonster450: o7
 ladylinzington: o7
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Phailhammer: o7
 GredGredmansson: wow.
 DeM0nFiRe: wow
 Bearudite: wow
 cmdrzellgaudis: F
Ceris75: Rip cheems
 loufghyslaufey: I just noticed panels blinking the background? How is that? How'd they'd do that?
 Scarbble: wow
SquidVorb: wow
 gnome_friend: 
 definenull: Wow
 northos: wow
 DigitalSeahorse: it's Cameron so I assume it's all true facts
 teddywhosabear: wow o7
DoodlestheGreat: o7
 Welbog: F
  mowdownjoe:   
 spo8n: 07
 Dragonality: Bow Wow
DoubleNterprises: RIP pupper
 AshBurnem: wow o7
 red_shoes_jeff: 
Eramis8: F
  Juliamon: loufghyslaufey They are designed to do that
SourceQuench: [F]
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: o7
Orxolon: o7
 loufghyslaufey: ight 
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the_tutorial_boss: poor one out for doggo
 djalternative: O7
 GredGredmansson: I didn't even know that dog's name and now I'm sad
  Serifina: This this this!
 Pteraspidomorphi: Ooo.
 TheMerricat: @loufghyslaufey Are you talking about the nanoleafs?
 Symphoneers: Wow o7
TheAinMAP: Wow, Cam paying tribute to a dog.
  mtvcdm: Both!
SourceQuench: o7 cmdr Doge
 e_bloc: 284
LeeshaJoy: That that that!
 definenull: Uh oh
 Pteraspidomorphi: Oooo!
 elah806: oh no
 NotCainNorAbel: yes!
 Too_Many_Knives: ooh
 DiscordianTokkan: Ooooo
 DigitalSeahorse: wooo tetris magnets
ChaoticObserver: Oh yes
 northos: 
 PigmyWurm: that is concerning
 Welbog: Um
 RockPusher: Martini!
 awmcmillan: Oh no
 DiscordianTokkan: Olive that for them
 aWabbajack: nice!
 jarnatan: The last martini there can ever be
Kumakaori: @elah806 indeed XD;.
 Serpens77: so many rooms!
 CouldntPickAUsername: such a weird energy in chat right now with the excitement side by side with the dog grief
SquidVorb: That sounds fun
 cmdrzellgaudis: THIS OR THAT!!!
  mtvcdm: Uh oh
 loufghyslaufey: Yes?(...?)
TheAinMAP: Final?
 UnknownFriday: Oh no!
 RockPusher: 
 SkylerRingtail: These are all promising segments. Excited!
NimrodXIV: vroom
  Juliamon: Food segment! Food segment!
 DigitalSeahorse: someone nommed the last F in off
 GredGredmansson: PAUL NO
 WearingCats_CwC: oh no
 loufghyslaufey: Style!
 Too_Many_Knives: Explaining No-Name Brand to non-Canadians incoming
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 CAKHost: So mystery drinks and food? Neat XD
 MegaDosX: Paul no
 aWabbajack: NPC Paul
 Knitting_Goblin: Recursion!
LostThePirate: NO
 laikagoat:  
DoubleNterprises: GANT GANT
 asthanius: Yum Yum!
 Nuurgle: disgusting
TheAinMAP: 
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 Diabore: serge hosted???
 Scarbble: GANT GANT
 BITs19_: Serge!?
 Welbog: Hooray
 RockPusher: Serge is in command!
 GhostValv: 
 definenull: Yay!
 SkylerRingtail: Wait, something about this scene is wrong
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kokotiu:    
 GredGredmansson: WE NEED TO SAVE PAUL
 jarnatan: Serge or that!
 Fruan: Serge is in the chair!
ALLxISxLOST:   
 Pteraspidomorphi: Serge exists!
DoodlestheGreat: Hello you happy peoples!
 loufghyslaufey:  meant Gangam Style!
 Serpens77: who likes short shorts? Serge likes short shorts!
 cmdrzellgaudis: It’s Live!!!!!
 TheMerricat: Oh now, Paul's been infected by the NPC virus chat!
 gnome_friend: Okay,what is"Gang Gang" besides a parrot?
nevermore913: Serge is running it?
 Knitting_Goblin: A serge this or that!?
  Foxmar320: Serge has the power?!
 SnackPak_: *gasp*
 incslayer: those are some very short shorts serge
 Too_Many_Knives: And Serge!
jessicaengle: noms  
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 Mischievous_Catgeist: are those that new fangled hikinh sandals ive heard about
 northos: Serge or Yager
 Diabore: oh god who let serge have contro;
 DigitalSeahorse: thank you for a much needed distraction! 
 eshplode: !card Reins of Power
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SquidVorb: A Power Serge
 loufghyslaufey: dang it, Snerge is amogus...
 Mr_Whyt: careful with those shorts serge
  ritchards: coffee or coke!
 Mischievous_Catgeist: hiking *
 damn_i_am_pretty: Serge, cross the leg, Serge-
 Lex_Peacekeeper: Serge's this or that, is it coffee or tea?
 Earthenone: rare that G gets to play these
 incslayer: im afraid of accidents with shorts that short
 RockPusher: 
 SnackPak_: wooo!
 GredGredmansson: I only know about this gag from a Webcomic that had a literal Video Game MC doing the NPC meme
 CururuGuasu: All of the power! None of the pants!
  mtvcdm: Ow my body
Boon_33: WoooWooo
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Wrexadecimal: looool
manyourbattlestations: So Much Leg
 DigitalSeahorse: wwwwwwwwoooooo
DoubleNterprises: Woo has been called
 baltimore_667083: ooh
 loufghyslaufey: Snerge be tugging strings from afar
NimrodXIV: ooo
 Pteraspidomorphi: Interesting
  Sarah_Serinde: Chat don't be weird about people's close
  Sarah_Serinde: *clothes
  Serifina: FINALLY one I can DO
 simic_yeti: Oooo
 Too_Many_Knives: @incslayer Looks like Paul has got ya
 LadyAiluros: yeeeesssss
epsilon_vee: yaassss
 MegaDosX: Oh good I'm gonna know /none of this/
  Serifina: My job has prepared me for this!
 MAPBoardgames: This, That, Thas, Thit
jessicaengle: Serif or sans?
 public_key_reveal_party: oh noooo
 Too_Many_Knives: got it covered
 GredGredmansson: Issued?
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 fastlane250: Will have to watch later...
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  r10pez10: minted
 RockPusher: Not permitted to be issued
MMoritz: gazetted?
 philippekav: official ?
 Tiber727: Prototypes
 flatluigi: huh
 jarnatan: Plated. Ploten
Ceris75: How
 TemporallyAwry: Given what I remember about california - they have like 8 "valid" plates, right?
 SmithKurosaki: A singular both!
 DigitalSeahorse: never been put on a car with a sticker
 Diabore: how is there a both?
 definenull: How is that possible
 Rhynerd: How does the both work?
 DiscordianTokkan: One in Canada that was denied in the US?
Wrexadecimal: I want to believe
 CouldntPickAUsername: hot take: boths ruin this or thats
nevermore913: Fake
 BITs19_: shatner?
 GredGredmansson: Real?
SquidVorb: Can they see chat?
LeeshaJoy: I want to believe
warpstonewarlock: Real
 MegaDosX: I assume we've been blacked out for this?
   LoadingReadyRun:  FWIW chat is visible, but we don't think it will help much 
 MegaDosX: Or we're in blanket times?
  Foxmar320: I am going to be so bad at this
  mtvcdm: Kirk wasn't 'born' in Ontario right?
 airylan: Ontario's done some weird ones.
MMoritz: i enjoy the serifs on that typeface
 eshplode: I feel like I would've seen this if it was made
 TheMerricat: o3st95.... does that mean anything chat?
 CyndaneTierney: Star Trek '95?  What does 03 stand for?
 ani_laurel: kathleen wynne is a trekkie
 mercano82: Romulan Senator: It's a FAAAAAAKE!
 CururuGuasu: Star Trek was recently in Vancouver
 MegaDosX: Very true Paul 
before_damage: Famously (I didn’t know that)
MMoritz: Kirk is from Iowa i think
 elah806: That's not that special though there's multiple Vulcans in the states
 public_key_reveal_party: I see now why Graham was requested to play
 NoOne_OfConsequence: Kirk is fromk Iowa.
 DigitalSeahorse: cause of the Star Trek portion of the Science Center?
DoodlestheGreat: Chat's hidden, right?
 definenull: Good start
  mtvcdm: I think there was a Canada thing but it wasn't Ontario.
  mtvcdm: Fake.
Boon_33: @LoadingReadyRun  thanks paul
ThorSokar: Kirk is fictionally from Iowa
 Too_Many_Knives: Eddington not the best example of future Canadians
jessicaengle: Wait I thought it was US?
 Rhynerd: Was it banned shortly after release? Did somewhere else take the design after it was banned/rejected/made a fake for the game?
 SmithKurosaki: The vanity formatting is correct for this time, but
 DigitalSeahorse: neat
 Saintnex: dannng
kokotiu:  
 MegaDosX: Wow.
 CururuGuasu: Star Trek will license anything
 ladyjessica: Yeah. I've seen it on the road...
 ani_laurel: bob rae
 BrowneePoints: As an island Kirk is indeed from iowa.
 LadyAiluros: oh yeah the 25th anniverssary of Trek
 control_rig: Good question G. Good question
 BrowneePoints: Iowan*
 MegaDosX: Trekkies gonna trekkie
Athelgar: Was it because of 'Paramount Canada's Wonderland' back in the day?
 DigitalSeahorse: never seen it driving
 TheMerricat: Fake.
 TheTekkieman: Probably a license-ing issue with Paramount.
 CururuGuasu: Is so tiny
ihlendrax: Calontir!
warpstonewarlock: fake
 baltimore_667083: kingdom of calculator
 korvys: Oh! This is about the design, not the plate number... ok, that makes more sense
  r10pez10: kingdom of cards
TheAinMAP: Riverside, Iowa if I remember right.
 Earthenone: its a kingdom of calumtier
 HbombAndFriends: The P+ shows (except Picard) have filmed in Toronto
ihlendrax: I have this one.
 Diabore: going fake on this one bob
NimrodXIV: fake
 LadyAiluros: this is like an SCA thing
 incslayer: i thought it said kingdom of callcenter first
 CururuGuasu: What is this, a license plate for ant cars?!?
LeeshaJoy: kingdom of calcification
 control_rig: A Kingdom of Calontir.
SourceQuench: Fake. Do they even have license plates in Missouri?
 VorlonScout: Gotta be SCA
  Serifina: Fake. SCA kingdoms don't get LPNs.
  mtvcdm: Fake. I suspect that middle text.
 cmdrzellgaudis: Real
  Serifina: What.
  Serifina: NO.
ChaoticObserver: Yep, SCA
 control_rig: Whut
  Serifina: NOOO.
kokotiu:  
 teddywhosabear: missouri, what are you doing
 Sheikun07: hwhat
 TheMerricat: "The Kingdom of Calontir is one of twenty "kingdoms", or regions, of the Society for Creative Anachronism, an international organization dedicated to researching and recreating aspects of the Middle Ages."
 DiscordianTokkan: But it's SO BAD
 corianderd: I would rock an An Tir plate
 ArdCollider: vivat
 e_bloc: what
  Foxmar320: Huh
 Saintnex: ughhhh
 DigitalSeahorse: weird
 LadyAiluros: Kingdom of gave it away
 GDwarble: Wait, hold on, how would "both" work in this? I'm deeply curious now.
 BITs19_: in Missouri? not Washington?
 elah806: kathleen and graham exchanging glances is AMAZING
ihlendrax: Yes they were.
 UnknownFriday: Wait, the SCA got a license plate?!?!?
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 TemporallyAwry: #GoodIdeas
 cmdrzellgaudis: Fake
 TheMerricat: @GDwarble I'm guessing rejected in one state, accepted in another.
 MegaDosX: Is that Papyrus?
 jarnatan: I remember that Road Quest joke
 ani_laurel: I've seen that one
SourceQuench:  If you can't get plates at the SCA / You can't get plates at all!
 DigitalSeahorse: uh
 iSmartMan1: Fake
 LadyAiluros: fake
 MAPBoardgames: I'm having Nunavut
nevermore913: I want it to be real but I'm guessing fake
 Pteraspidomorphi: This looks like an early 2000s website
 DigitalSeahorse: fake
 LadyAiluros: oh
warpstonewarlock: Both
LeeshaJoy: Fake because it's borderline illegible
 UnknownFriday: I'm having Nunavut, it's take.
 HbombAndFriends: Fake
NimrodXIV: that font. no
 UnknownFriday: (Low hanging fruit, I know)
 TheMerricat: That's a fairly high resolution picture for a plate.
  mtvcdm: keep rolling fake.
Bunnarchist: That's papyrus font isn't it
  mowdownjoe: Respecting natives? Feels fake
  Sarah_Serinde: Matt makes a good point
 LadyAiluros: yeah that font is not one they would use
 Earthenone: fake, too intricate
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SourceQuench: How much of this land is ours? Nunavut.
 TemporallyAwry: Really hope it's fake.
 jarnatan: That's definitely papyrus
  ritchards: well, I sense a new Graham reviews things video!
 BrowneePoints: Most of the big Ren Fairs are in the Midwest so Missouri makes sense
ShiyokoCL: are the 0's in comic sans?
 korvys: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/68/1986_Northwest_Territories_license_plate_331758.jpg
ashteranic: alaskans could easily not have good taste, Graham
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 mercano82: That'd be expensive to produce, in full color.
 LadyAiluros: okay that makes sense
 TheTekkieman: I was having "noneofit".
 incslayer: ohh so its a real product?
 ani_laurel: that's why I've seen it
MMoritz: @korvys Oh my lord, that is art.
 azninsect: they were having...nunavit
 public_key_reveal_party: dang, the northwest territories do have a good license plate
Bunnarchist: Oh that's cool
SourceQuench: font="papyrusbutwose" size="whocare"
 MegaDosX: I'm sure Kathleen and Matt are glad it's fake even if they don't get points 
 Dragonality: I would 100 percent watch a 'Graham reviews license plates" video
 WearingCats_CwC: I just googled it, it's great
 Rhynerd: That’s cool
 Mr_Whyt: nunavut also has the polar bear
LeeshaJoy: @Dragonality same
NimrodXIV: real
 azninsect: uhhh
SquidVorb: Doesn't look very readable from afar
ChaoticObserver: You know, I could see it
warpstonewarlock: Real
  mtvcdm: Utah would absolutely do that.
 Pteraspidomorphi: I kind of like it
nevermore913: Real
 SkylerRingtail: Does it glow in the dark?
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 CyndaneTierney: So... least light polution?
Bunnarchist: That IS a beautiful plate I'll be honest
 MegaDosX: I'd believe it
 Rhynerd: Real
  mtvcdm: Real.
 Earthenone: sounds like a thing utahans would do, real
 cmdrzellgaudis: Real
 HbombAndFriends: Fake
  Serifina: Looks faaaake, I thiiiiiiiink????
 incslayer: that looks cool but im thinking fake due to readability
 LarkSachrosis: Metal as hell
Haroldholmes25: there is nothing in utah tbf
 LadyAiluros: i don't get the northersn lights with utah tho
 UnknownFriday: I can believe that.
LeeshaJoy: I could see this being a thing
  mtvcdm: Utah's license plates go hard.
ThorSokar: it means you can actually see the Milky Way when you look up
 DigitalSeahorse: Dark Skies so goooood
 damn_i_am_pretty: Utah, America's Mordor
 Twilight_Spark: Fake, too real.
 azninsect: real
 TemporallyAwry: Utah - "don't think about the other thing" - Slogan
  Juliamon: tbh it's too nice to be real
  cuzuki: I don't think this is real I have never seen one
 samuraitiger19: @Haroldholmes25 I mean you guys have Mormons
 VorlonScout: I'm going with "definitely proposed, but not issued"
  Foxmar320: I also like how it looks
 control_rig: Booo!
 Dog_of_Myth: @damn_i_am_pretty No, that's Florida
 Pteraspidomorphi: Awww
ShiyokoCL: is this the both?
ShiyokoCL: oh dang
Bunnarchist: OH COME ON HOW DID IT NOT PASS
SourceQuench: @damn_i_am_pretty Coming from Texas, I have volumes of data to contradict that.
 Rhynerd: Dinger
 Pteraspidomorphi: Too cool
 Twilight_Spark: It's Utah, no.
ChaoticObserver: Oh you'd be amazed
 public_key_reveal_party: because america
 control_rig: Obviously not
 electra310: My computer keeps trying to go to sleep
 Rhynerd: Curse you legislature!
Bunnarchist: Legislature has no taste
 DigitalSeahorse: good deducing by it not being a photo
 SmithKurosaki: It would be harder to read that the crummy white on dark blue Ontario plates
 LarkSachrosis: Welcome to the problem
  cuzuki: lemme tell ya something about the Utah legislature
 TheMerricat: Chat, do you honestly thing someone in UTAH would accept a place calling it the 'darkest' anyhthing?
  mtvcdm: REAL
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 BrowneePoints: Cuz it's State Revenue
 margieargie: Oh, right, this...
 control_rig: Um
 MegaDosX: Holy shit
 Twilight_Spark: I think that's real.
 elah806: ohhhh this is real
 LadyAiluros: real
SquidVorb: Real
Gizmoloid: as usual "This or that" answers quickly shifted to aspirational 
 Too_Many_Knives: I've heard of this
 MAPBoardgames: True
 Earthenone: 10/10 real
 iSmartMan1: 100% real
aClonedPickle: Ublewitah
Bunnarchist: NO WAY
TheAinMAP: Real.
 teddywhosabear: real
 SnackPak_: gettem DC
SourceQuench: SEE WINDOW STICKER
ashteranic: Legislatures don't cede power willingly
v_squid: Very real
Greggleswong: Fake
warpstonewarlock: Real
 Mr_Whyt: true
 VorlonScout: 100% real
 elah806: I lived in Maryland during this era
  mtvcdm: That's just their NORMAL PLATE
 ArdCollider: real.
 PigmyWurm: Real
 HbombAndFriends: Fake
 TheNerdWonder: totally real
 arcaneIllumination: Real. I see it all the time.
PotatoWraiths: this is fake
 e_bloc: yeah that's the standard plate
 ani_laurel: its SUPER real
 duskcheetah: I... think I've seen this?
 jordorowsky: Totally real
  amative1: Bad news, this is totally real
 LadyAiluros: i lived close enough to DC and I saw it all the time
 teddywhosabear: obama put it on the presidential limo
 gualdhar: real I've seen it
 mercano82: This is the default DC plate.
 saucemaster5000: I loved this when it was around
  Serifina: Fake. This is normally Massechusets, I believe.
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: There's three versions of the DC plate and this is one
ineluki__: Absolutely real
nevermore913: That I believe is real
ChargingFurret: This is real
 Rhynerd: That is a real thing about DC’s plates. Not sure if it’s the real design
 iSmartMan1: I live just outside DC, this is 100% real
Boon_33: Real
 control_rig: Fake but go off queen
Inglonias: This is real
 VorlonScout: This is not even a special plate. This is (or was) the default one
avi_miller: This is super real, I live here
averythetiger: I see these EVERY DAY
 GhostValv: Both
 Nuurgle: this is a Sovereign Citizen plate
 control_rig: HAhahaha
 CyndaneTierney: Looks like it's from the 70s.
 trainpants: W Bush pissed a lot of dc residents off by not putting this on his limo
 Terr0rc0tta: 1 hundo real
 public_key_reveal_party: woo yeah woo
 electra310: Real
 Saintnex: WUT
 definenull: today is not matt's day
 LadyAiluros: YUP
 SnackPak_: 
 DigitalSeahorse: gasp
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: There's "no taxation without", "end taxation without" and this one, j think
Wrexadecimal: 
 Too_Many_Knives: DC is the snarkiest non-state in the US
 NoxStryx: I live in northern VA
  Serifina: Oh, huh.
  mtvcdm: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTgboI6dw9V82It4meAoxk_HZRIma3GWGP55UaLnfK8ZdMU_1FFpjVrb5Uo88iVtmjb6MQ&usqp=CAU This is Utah's normal plate by the way. It's good.
 mweepigeon: yeah it's just default like half the cars housed in DC have it
 rasterscan: This is just the actual license plate too, not like a special edition.
  mowdownjoe: Yep. Seen these around.
 Twilight_Spark: Still are.
 loufghyslaufey: so.... a statement?
 MAPBoardgames: DC's real slogan
 GredGredmansson: Yeah my sister has a sticker saying this
 TheMerricat: https://static.wixstatic.com/media/198946_665ac34263c941249ba19c1da310c36d~mv2.jpg -- multiple versions btw.
 NoxStryx: This is not only real but the DEFAULT plate for DC
 iSmartMan1: And we are STILL mad about it!
 corpocracy: Yeah, it's pretty rad
 BraveOthello: I @noxstryx same, easy slam dunk
 RockPusher: Imagine what Puerto Rico should have on their plates…
ChaoticObserver: It is also the default plate of DC
 TheNerdWonder: DC representation is a huge issue in the area
gonvillebromhead: Its on the presidents limo
 Twilight_Spark: Both
  Foxmar320: Wow
 MegaDosX: Oh I hate it
SquidVorb: NO
Haroldholmes25: Oh no
nevermore913: Fake
 Too_Many_Knives: O__o
  mtvcdm: I'm gonna call Both on this.
 Saintnex: Oh god, I HOPE its fake
 rasterscan: Both
The_Ninjurai: Bless you
 Diabore: this is the both
 LadyAiluros: Fake
 damn_i_am_pretty: oh, you erred, you accidentally created a design contest and put Graham in it
 BraveOthello: Also real!
 control_rig: The Virginia Beholders!
  Foxmar320: That is a lot to take in
NimrodXIV: lol can't be
 red_shoes_jeff: 
 DiscordianTokkan: Oh Yes
 HbombAndFriends: Fake
Mortimew: I would be buttmad too if I paid taxes but had no one speaking for me
warpstonewarlock: Real, but should be fake
 Mangledpixel: e y e s
 elah806: i still prefer this to Virginia Is For Lovers
 LarkSachrosis: How very Welcome to Nightvale
  mowdownjoe: OH HONEY NO
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 SpaceBattery: thanks i hate it
 baltimore_667083: i really hope this is fake
noSmokeFire: eyeS? where's the other one?
 BrowneePoints: The Eyes have it
 Pinwiz11: RIV Blaseball
thewafflesareburning: It causes me pain.
 loufghyslaufey: a driving eye?
the_tutorial_boss: donate your eyes graham
 asddsa28: Oo yess my home state lol
 duskcheetah: cursed.
 SquareDotCube: Why would you put eyes there?
LeeshaJoy: No, this is the Night Vale license plate
 jarnatan: Isn't ice on the roads very dangerous
 Rhynerd: I think fake
 TemporallyAwry: Big   Energy, yeah.
SourceQuench: License Plate King is the name of my King Tractor cover band.
 electra310: Virginia has 12000 license plates
 VorlonScout: I think this is real.
TheAinMAP: 
 azninsect: 👀
 PigmyWurm: Either way I want this to be fake
 CururuGuasu: Gowron plate
 electra310: Real
  mtvcdm: I'm calling Both. Going for it. YOLO.
 UnknownFriday: That's certainly a design. It's too weird to be fake.
  Serifina: Real, I think.
MrTulip: It should not be, and as such it is ral
 ghizmou: the real one is eye no s on the road
MrTulip: *real
 Featherweight_: so bad is real
Inglonias: I was JUST at the Virginia DMV this morning. This is fake
 DigitalSeahorse: when the government employees get mad you can get almost activist plates
 Pteraspidomorphi: Sample can mean real 
 trainpants: If this is real I'm real unhappy that I don't have it
DoubleNterprises: I don't WANT it to be real...
ChaoticObserver: Living in Virginia, its real.  You can get a license plate in Virginia done for ANYTHING.
 mwlsn: I've never seen this, but I coudl absolutely see VA doing this
 Saintnex: NO
 GenericHerooo: !upte
 Pharmacistjudge: https://www.dmv.virginia.gov/vehicles/license-plates/search/eyes-road  you can still get it
NimrodXIV: wut
 rasterscan: Nooo
 Mischievous_Catgeist: best great gatspy ?
nevermore913: Why
 MegaDosX: Virginia pls
 electra310: Virginia lets anybody have a plate. I had a Parrothead plate in VA
 NoxStryx: I live in VA, i HOPE it is real so i can switch to it.
 VorlonScout: At a minimum, that is the Virginia license plate font. "SAMPLE" is what shows up on the web site when you pick your plate design
 asddsa28: It’s reall
Critterbot: Was about to say it's ridiculous enough to be real 
 public_key_reveal_party: Visit Virgina: Come for the eldritch horror. Stay because you have been consumed by the eldritch horror
 Twilight_Spark: Memorable.
 GenericHerooo: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 18:10.
 TemporallyAwry: #Cursed
 DigitalSeahorse: nice
 TheMerricat: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DhG9YrIU0AAie8k.png
 mercano82: DC has requested to become a state, but it's continually blocked by one party on political grounds.  They don't want two more senators from the other party.
 FofoATL: amazing its great
 control_rig: What!? And yet the Dark Skies didn't pass!?
 asddsa28: I have seen it lol
 loufghyslaufey: That's still next to DC!
chillmill1: From Virginia and I have never seen this
 Mazrae: What!?!?
 loufghyslaufey: duh heck!?
ChaoticObserver: Virginia at one time (not sure if this is still true) once had the most variety of license plates of any state in the USA.
Wrexadecimal: O:
 RockPusher:  
 Pharmacistjudge: you can still get it...that's shocking
 trainpants: Dang it I have to go to the DMV right now
 electra310: Virginia has SO MANY different plates
 azninsect: HECK
 GhostValv: 
 public_key_reveal_party: D:
 azninsect: D:
  Juliamon: Beware of Beholders
 Too_Many_Knives: Do they drop blue coins?
 margieargie: [There are] eyes on the road, then?
DoodlestheGreat: Glad to hear you're okay, Kathleen.
 LadyAiluros: that's nessed up
 Pteraspidomorphi: Watch out, Eyes on the road!
 OldManJohnsonMB: There are eyes on the road
ThorSokar: watch out for beholders!
 DigitalSeahorse: "oh gee you're right" looks at road
 LadyAiluros: messed
 Uzumaki15: As a Virginia resident I apologize
 elah806: i would believe that in certain parts of northern virginia
SourceQuench: Poorly Drawn Beholders Ahead.
  RomanGoro: GDI, why do I always forget about Live
 NoxStryx: @chaoticobserver we have a pile of them that is for sure
  Serifina: Fake.
 NewtyNewts: Beware that one eye thing from Super Mario 64
 elah806: oh my god
 korvys: Warning: Eyes on the road. Look out for them
 Twilight_Spark: No
 Simonark: VA offers 335 plate designs.
Greggleswong: Keep an eye out for Beholders
 baltimore_667083: man
 UnknownFriday: If you see a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra
ChaoticObserver: Virginia has one for Parrotheads
superdude097: SAMPL
 DigitalSeahorse: SAMPL
SourceQuench: SAMPL
 LadyAiluros: fake
sekunder: SAMPL
 LarkSachrosis: Goodbye Horses
 azninsect: SAMPL
 FofoATL: LOL
 iris_of_ether: SAMPL
 HbombAndFriends: Fake
warpstonewarlock: Both
 azninsect: parnet
 SkylerRingtail: Fake
 GredGredmansson: "We've lost them all"
LaskoReadsComics: SAW ONE OF THOSE TODAY
 duskcheetah: SAMPL
 MegaDosX: Florses
 aWabbajack:   
 red_shoes_jeff: H O A R S E !
NimrodXIV: fake
SourceQuench: (Jinx.)
PotatoWraiths: Flhorses
  Foxmar320: Yeah this one checks out. We don't know how to spell here
 Too_Many_Knives: Undiscovered
 jordorowsky: As a Virginian I do not apologize
 NonUniqueGuy: Real
 Twilight_Spark: Florida does have a lot of racing horses near Ocala.
 CyndaneTierney: Florida has soooo many horse tracks.
 airylan: water horse?
 electra310: Real
 Dragonality: PLEASE tell me this is the both
 jarnatan: Necessary for the 100% run
 Welbog: Horssse
DoubleNterprises: Fak
 Mangledpixel: Florida Horses, or 'Florses'
 UnknownFriday: Fake
 SquareDotCube: Oh, I think IKEA sells SAMPL
 azninsect: horse water?
  mowdownjoe: 
 incslayer: ahh yes Florida known for their famous floridian horses
 Earthenone: aligators, the new horses
Mysticman89: florida man discovers horses
 AshBurnem: SAMPL is the name of the horse.
 TemporallyAwry: Alligator - just a flat horse 
 Mischievous_Catgeist: horse racing
  amative1: Hey Foxmar320 and Serifina, what's this about horses?
noSmokeFire: fund florida horse discovery efforts
 Lizardman175: It does have plenty of horse
 CururuGuasu: Please discover them, we don’t know where they are
 ghizmou: that s why they re inviting you to discover them
  mtvcdm: Florida would do that.
ihlendrax: This one might
 SpaceBattery: florida has horses, but we're not really known for our horses
MMoritz: Where are Floridas Horses? Bet you cant discover them all
nevermore913: Florida has special horses?
sekunder: come see scenic horsida
 public_key_reveal_party: I would guess this is the both
 loufghyslaufey: Crocs: The "Floridan" Horse
SourceQuench: discovr hrss
 DigitalSeahorse: fake
LaskoReadsComics: Oh ths must be the both..
 VorlonScout: I feel like someone proposed this... with this graphic that was made themselves
  Foxmar320: amative1 I see them all the time honestly
 Twilight_Spark: I haven't seen this one and live in FL, so if it's real I'm interested.
 Dragonality: Please, we lost our horses. Help.
 TheMerricat: https://www.browardtagandtitle.com/buy-florida-specialty-license-plates/Discover-Florida-Horses-Specialty-License-Plate-p240467684
  Serifina: @amative1 Don't look at me.
 HbombAndFriends: I have seen horses here in FL.
 duskcheetah: I think there are wild horses here on the NC coast, but I haven't heard about it in Florida
SourceQuench: G6 My Little Pony isn't great TBH
 control_rig: "Those are crocs!"\
 definenull: if it said gators it would have passed
 fiftymcnasty: There are plenty of horses in Florida
 CururuGuasu: Horse people are demanding
Wrexadecimal: lmaooo
Mysticman89: it is getting statistically improbable for poor matt here
 WearingCats_CwC: Look, if I want to smoke a whole meth and ride an alligator, I can call it a horse
Greggleswong: Goodbye horses
SourceQuench: also, SAMPL
  Serifina: Horses are a thing in Florida, yeah.
LaskoReadsComics: Call shenangans... Saw one of these today?
 DigitalSeahorse: wild horses?
 margieargie: Now, if the Kentucky Horse Council plates show up here... those are unfortunately real <_<
  mtvcdm: Both
 RockPusher: 
 Twilight_Spark: BOTH
 Pteraspidomorphi: Awesome
 MAPBoardgames: faker
PotatoWraiths: FAKE
  mtvcdm: Windmill slam both
 DigitalSeahorse: lol
 korvys: Real
 Diabore: both
 control_rig: That's clever
 Dog_of_Myth: 
DoubleNterprises: No, because horses are good and the FLorida legislature can't have something good.
 elah806: lmao
 kilnfiendpotter: I mean that's true?
 GhostValv: Wowie
 LadyAiluros: what
 ani_laurel: 10/10
 MegaDosX: English motherbusser, do you speak it
NimrodXIV: the eff does that mean
 loufghyslaufey: like, a coaster?
 definenull: this is an excellent slogan
 baltimore_667083: cause they're hurrying to get to the huskers games
 public_key_reveal_party: 
 HbombAndFriends: Please be fake
PotatoWraiths: it's so fucking dumb
 NonUniqueGuy: I can't go anywhere without seeing a horse.
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 DarknessKingCoH: SW of Minnesota
 azninsect: incredible
superdude097: I actually really like that as a sloagan
epsilon_vee: "it's one of the ones in the middle"
 MegaDosX: I'm gonna call this the both
 ekimekim: ah yes, the Iron Men of Nebraska. We Do Not Coast.
 aWabbajack: New Braksa!
 duskcheetah: We Don't Coast™
 Shadwhawk: Because the state's so flat they can't coast anywhere?
 jessieimproved: I want it to be real
warpstonewarlock: Both. Finally.
 LadyAiluros: in the dead middle of the USA
 DigitalSeahorse: it should be real
 loufghyslaufey: What does that even mean? Nebraska!?
SourceQuench: Nebraska: We have nothing you'd care about.(tm)
 omdorastrix: is it Double-landlocked?  Surrounded by land-locked states?
nevermore913: Fake but I like it
 Dragonality: Hard go both
ineluki__: They’re triply landlocked, right?
DoubleNterprises: Now I WANT this one to be real
 Scarbble: i want this to be real so much
 Mazrae: North of Kansas I think
ChaoticObserver: I think this is the both
  mtvcdm: I think their tourism board is doing a cheeky thing about being in the middle of nowhere.
 UnknownFriday: It's not a square. And real. Because "why not"
 CodeIndigo: dead center and culturally dead
PotatoWraiths: I hate this state
 BrowneePoints: Do you know why all the Corn in Iowa bends West? Cuz Nebraska sucks
 Rhynerd: I hope both
 MAPBoardgames: WTF?
 philippekav: Nebraska aka Greyjoy
  mowdownjoe: It's too well designed.
 Mazrae: What!?!?
 Welbog: wat
 MegaDosX: Nebraska why
 TheMerricat: https://secretpenguin.com/2016/06/the-design-process-of-the-we-dont-coast-specialty-nebraska-license-plates/
epsilon_vee: nebraska: no loafing
 midnightcurryjazz: no coast no kings!
 FofoATL: hahahah
Borisbeaver: it's a dig at coastal states that consider Omaha "fly over country"
 kilnfiendpotter: Nebraska, you have some explaining to do.
 mercano82: Nebraska isn't square.  The eastern border is a river, the SW corner is cut off.
 elah806: that is such a chamber of commerce thing
wilcoxchar: as a Coloradan this is a very interior state thing to do
 TemporallyAwry: Decent Motto really
SourceQuench: Octagon Chamber of Commerce
 BrowneePoints: Nebraska actively sucks.
 LarkSachrosis: <message deleted>Graphic Design is his passion
  Serifina: Real.
  Juliamon: Liking design != identifying actual design
 incslayer: Real
 MegaDosX: I mean.
 asddsa28: Oo nooo
 Diabore: imma stick with both bob
 margieargie: So, Rhode Island DOES coast, got it
Angreed66: real
NimrodXIV: looks legit
 jordorowsky: Real
 Pteraspidomorphi: This looks ok
 Earthenone: boring, looks real
 LadyAiluros: real
 FofoATL: blah
 ekimekim: this seems...normal
 electra310: Fake
nevermore913: Is it the ocean state?
  mtvcdm: Okay, I'm getting concerned with where the both is now.
 HbombAndFriends: Real
 azninsect: it looks legit. im going to say fake
  RayFK: What I'm hearing is a new video from Graham breaking down every license plate design. Now with gun.
 loufghyslaufey: this is here looks,.... 'fine'.
  mowdownjoe: Looks real
 MegaDosX: That looks real if uninspired
Haroldholmes25: this looks suspiciously normal
LordManiMani: Nice colors
Greggleswong: Plausible
 kilnfiendpotter: It has a wave, but it's quite pretty
 TheNerdWonder: I think this si the both
 electra310: Looks too normal, gotta be fake
 UnknownFriday: Both. This is the both.
  Foxmar320: Yeah looks real to me
 ekimekim: i'm saying "both" as otherwise it wouldn't be interesting enough for inclusion
 paronomasiac042: is beautiful rhode island next to the normal one?
SourceQuench: More like road island amirite ok I'll show myself out.
 incslayer: "its a sail boat"
 MegaDosX: Sail!
 mercano82: I don't seen enough RI plates to know.  Too many Massholes and CT plates.
warpstonewarlock: Fake, too nice to be real
 DigitalSeahorse: real
 Welbog: Is this PEI or something instead of RI?
 iSmartMan1: Fake, suspiciously normal
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DoubleNterprises: Both
  Juliamon: Doesn't have the Big Blue Bug, I say fake
 VorlonScout: Seems right but I don't remember RI plates being blue
 kilnfiendpotter: I still can't believe RI is only an hour south of me
 UnknownFriday: This is boring enough to be a plate from the 80s and also not brought back as a retro design though they tried. Both.
7gorobei: rhode island "incorporate here for our tax laws"
 TheMerricat: https://www.providencejournal.com/story/opinion/columns/2021/04/20/opinion-stevens-ris-simple-and-elegant-welcome/7228439002/
 loufghyslaufey: There's a 'both'?
SourceQuench:  Tanqueray Martini, O
 KeytarCat: Nono, Sooners are Oklahoma 
 MAPBoardgames: 2 real 2 b tru
 incslayer: "Real, Real, Kathleen" sounds like a gameshow concept
 Pteraspidomorphi: 
  Foxmar320: hahahaaa
Wrexadecimal: 
NimrodXIV: lol
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 azninsect: hahahahahah
 MegaDosX: Holy shit
 PuddleOfWeird: LOL
SquidVorb: YES YES
  mtvcdm: HAHAHAHAHA
 baltimore_667083: 
 Mangledpixel: 
 CAKHost: Wow
 DigitalSeahorse: hahahhahah
  Foxmar320: Amazing
 KWardJenx: RI's real plates are terrible
 loufghyslaufey: today!?
 TheMerricat: Current plate - https://patch.com/img/cdn20/users/23195148/20220406/030312/styles/patch_image/public/license-plate___06145011398.jpg
  Serifina: what the heck
 ani_laurel: amazing
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NimrodXIV: ooo license plate drama
 DigitalSeahorse: aww dang
 GhostValv: D:
Bunnarchist: OH MY GOD
 thraximore: 
 definenull: someone please
 margieargie: @incslayer Or a law firm
 Diabore: @loufghyslaufey yes, we dont how with a yes/no style question but there is
warpstonewarlock: Wow
EmilyDefiesLogic: 
 FofoATL: oh man thats a tale
 AnderKryst: 'merica!
 ArdCollider: the most Rhode Island outcome.
 DiscordianTokkan: YES, ahahaha YESSS
 VorlonScout: That is SO Rhode Island
 kilnfiendpotter: Rhode Island? Corruption?! OF COURSE
 MegaDosX: When you fuck up so badly you get investigated for corruption
  Juliamon: RI is seriously a disaster state
TheAinMAP: 
 ani_laurel: its...fine
 frozencapybara: That's SO Rhode Island
LordManiMani: That's not /that/ bad
 public_key_reveal_party: Oh yeah, I have seen that
 kilnfiendpotter: It's been under the thumb of the Portuguese Mafia for generations
 Twilight_Spark: Live. Life. Ocean State.
  mtvcdm: It's not awful
 ghizmou: I understand the hate
 MegaDosX: Graphic design is their passion
  Foxmar320: Woah
SourceQuench: #please hire a graphic designer k thx
 Twilight_Spark: Has to be real.
 Diabore: sticking with both
hackingducks: no way
  Foxmar320: That is busy
 Welbog: So busy
 Fruan: That is TOO BUSY
wickaboxet: The new RI plate is the old RI plate bite just worst in every way
  mtvcdm: Real
 DigitalSeahorse: that's not very readable
DoodlestheGreat: A newspaper?
 TemporallyAwry: Oh no 
 kilnfiendpotter: Look I wish
warpstonewarlock: Both
 HbombAndFriends: Fake
NimrodXIV: it's so busy
DoubleNterprises: Get SWOLE
 MegaDosX: What the hell is going on here
  Serifina: No. Please no. Please let this be fake.
 azninsect: theres so much going on here
Boon_33: aww heel noh
 FofoATL: umm wat there is a lot
 SpaceBattery: theres a lot going on here
 jordorowsky: Totally real
 mercano82: That looks too busy to be real.
 GhostValv: Has to be real
 Pharmacistjudge: the anchor is the state flag of rhode island....so makes sense
 mwlsn: this better not be real
 BusTed: 💪
Bunnarchist: That can't possibly be real
 red_shoes_jeff: Oh LORDY!
  mtvcdm: Not even gonna use the both. Just flat real.
josh___something: *vomits*
 iSmartMan1: Teal
 UnknownFriday: There's no way this is real.
  mowdownjoe: Too busy. Has to be fake
 Earthenone: ill guess both
 DigitalSeahorse: fake
 iSmartMan1: *real
 paronomasiac042: this has so much going on, it *has* to be real
 VorlonScout: This is so much design it must be real
baskwalla: It looks too busy to be fake
 electra310: Real, every VA plate is real
 thraximore: this is so bad it HAS to be real
Greggleswong: Serge's bicep 🥵
Wrexadecimal: it's so bad I want ti to be fake but I'd not be surprised if it's real
 azninsect: BLK is 365. But what about leap years
v_squid: I'm in Richmond, I've NEVER seen this
LordManiMani: Is that a blod splatter top right
 NoxStryx: I have never seen this one...but ive never seen the eyes in the road one either
 TemporallyAwry: And birds in the corner that'll be covered by the stickers
loufghyslaufey: oh, this is that roadmap formatting from storybooks...why this one Richmond?
 kilnfiendpotter: Virginia: Even Our License Plate Will Punch You
EmilyDefiesLogic: blood splatter in the corner?
 MegaDosX: I hope so
 asddsa28: Fun fact Virginia has the most vanity plates
  amative1: That's a real "Pepsi for TV Game" energy
 MAPBoardgames: I'm guessing Richmond Planet is a newspaper
  Foxmar320: Yeah both
 DigitalSeahorse: both
mrverbal: or weird bloodstains
  Serifina: It could be both?
 CodeIndigo: Oh, this has to be fake
  Serifina: Oh god.
nevermore913: I do not Iike that bottom font
SandWhales1: oh my god i jsut got here this is such a good t or t
v_squid: And I've never heard of the Richmond Planet
 electra310: I want everyone to know that I had a Parrotheads license plate with a cartoon parrot when I lived in VA
 TheMerricat: https://www.nbc12.com/2022/07/02/new-license-plate-available-honors-virginias-first-black-newspaper/ - it's honoring a black news paper.
 loufghyslaufey: oh, then they're cardinals?
 azninsect: but whyyyyy
NimrodXIV: gah
 Pteraspidomorphi: I hate it
ChaoticObserver: Again, Virginia approves ANYTHING for license plates.  Like, look at the Virginia list of license plates it is absolutely nuts.  We have license plates for colleges not even in our state.
 Bearudite: you could do an entire one of these on Montana's Plates
 DigitalSeahorse: oof
  mtvcdm: I hate that I'm right
 MegaDosX: Virginia pls, once again
  Foxmar320: WAT
 BrowneePoints: Was this a Black History Month one?
hackingducks: how indeed
 Atarra: :C
 Saintnex: Why???
 Diabore: LAST YEAR???
SquidVorb: Love the message, hate the readability
 loufghyslaufey: That's why it looks like the way it is.
 MegaDosX: I mean, that's a fair enough justification
 Atarra: cool but what a terrible design
 thraximore: well said.
 MegaDosX: They could have done so much better
 LadyAiluros: virginia has litrally a zillion playes
 loufghyslaufey: right?
 kilnfiendpotter: They need a better graphic design for that intention
  mtvcdm: Good cause. Awful plate.
 control_rig: They did it a disservice
hackingducks: kathleen said it.
SourceQuench: Kathleen speaks for us all.
 DigitalSeahorse: well I guess it makes easy to identify vehicle under UGLY plates
 CodeIndigo: unless that's the paper's actual masthead
 MegaDosX: Wow.
 control_rig: HAH
LordManiMani: Huh
DoodlestheGreat: wood
 Fruan: W O O D
 Diabore: both
  Serifina: NO.
 Welbog: A g r i c u l t u r e
 Pteraspidomorphi: Hehehe
aClonedPickle: [yeah]
 margieargie: A g r i c u l t u r e
  Serifina: Fake.
Bunnarchist: PLEASE BE REAL LMAO
 paronomasiac042: please yes
 FofoATL: just faux wood
 Scarbble: oooooooo
 azninsect: hahahahaha
 electra310: Virginia will let basically anything be a license plate
 baltimore_667083: AGRICULTURE
Haroldholmes25: 
  mtvcdm: Arizona still has wood?
  Foxmar320: Sure it's fine lol
Wrexadecimal: 
 loufghyslaufey: "Eh".
 HbombAndFriends: Real
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 kilnfiendpotter: Hahahahaha
 TemporallyAwry: Arizona - got wood? 
warpstonewarlock: Oh, this has to be both
  mowdownjoe: WOOD
  Serifina: Fake fake fake. It can't be real.
 azninsect: this is real
ThorSokar: the wood grain!
DoubleNterprises: Clip it!
NimrodXIV: 
 mercano82: Arizona: Come for the wood
 electra310: Faaaaaake
Greggleswong: Needs more truck nuts
 control_rig: You need W O O D
 OldManJohnsonMB: exclusively used for wood-panelled station wagons
 elah806: this is a marriage flyer, not a license plate
 thraximore: this looks almost exactly like one of those gift cards you find at Lowes
  RayFK: I wish the Arizona woodn't.
 DarknessKingCoH: Its for FFA
Thatwasademo: A G R I C U L T U R E
SquidVorb: This looks like packaging for beef jerky
  mtvcdm: Arizona has agriculture?
 duskcheetah: FFA? future farmers of america?
 Orylen: it looks like the front of a jeep
DoodlestheGreat: FFA-Future Farmers of America.
 GhostValv: 
 flatluigi: isn't that literally the arizona ice tea logo
ChaoticObserver: I mean, FFA, so it would make sense, but I think fake
 WearingCats_CwC: I have Arizona wood 
 Travilogue: FFA Future Farmers of America
 public_key_reveal_party: Arizona: Agriculture
 CodeIndigo: this is for the Future Farmers of America?
 LadyAiluros: FFA is a thing tho
 BrowneePoints: Arizona Wood is my favorite Beatles Remix
 UnknownFriday: With the Future Farmers of America logo, I'm going real.
 loufghyslaufey: its looks like a combination lock somehow?
 kilnfiendpotter: This looks like a bourbon label
 Atarra: did we get this at the Hobby Lobby? 
 MAPBoardgames: Please AZ. Be fake.
 LadyAiluros: so real
theworldsmith1: Is the Arizona label centered wrong?
 Welbog: The car has to be made of wood too
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 DigitalSeahorse: this should be on an old volkswaggon
 TheMerricat: http://pvffa.weebly.com/chapter-news/ffa-license-plate
 ekimekim: ARIZ⍜NA
 LarkSachrosis: <message deleted>ẅ̵̫́o̷̤͒o̶̦͑d̴̉̐
  Serifina: NO.
 Tiber727: This seems like a plate made for Jackbox.
 MegaDosX: Arizona pls
  mowdownjoe: @wearingcats_cwc 
warpstonewarlock: Why
nevermore913: It's awful
 gibbousm: at first I thought there's no way this could be real, but then again its Arizona
 DigitalSeahorse: oh for farmers
Haroldholmes25: 
 margieargie: There's a reason for that
 CodeIndigo: for good reason
 MegaDosX: What is wrong with so many US states
LordManiMani: @tiber727 amazing. Perfect analogy.
 public_key_reveal_party: I mean...
  Serifina: It's ARIZONA. They are NOT KNOWN FOR WOOD.
 definenull: mission accomplished
NimrodXIV: hooray?
 SnackPak_:  Arizona
Boon_33: congrats?
SourceQuench: I believe every part of the preceding statements.
greenday61892: wait i'm not understanding how both is possible
 RockPusher: This design is a little… wooden
 azninsect: looks like an aged deck
 VorlonScout: @MegaDosX How much time do you have?
greenday61892: How could it be both real and fake?
 DigitalSeahorse: farmers be planking
 BrowneePoints: It's ARIZONA WHERE are they FARMING
 Welbog: Busy busy
 kilnfiendpotter: I feel like this game is targeting my country for absolutely valid reasons
DoubleNterprises: Real
 baltimore_667083: O H I O
  Juliamon: That looks real af
  mtvcdm: Matt with the slam.
SandWhales1: what is both?
 PigmyWurm: Real?
 CodeIndigo: this is the both
SquidVorb: Too colourful
 Mangledpixel: you see, this is why we just have the one boring design for everywhere in the uk, we avoid all this nonsense 
wilcoxchar: this design looks too good for Ohio
 Twilight_Spark: This looks real. So fake.
 PMAvers: That logo's real.
Bunnarchist: That's gotta be real
Borisbeaver: They grow a lot of cotton in Arizona...which is unwise considering they have no water
nevermore913: Too much going on
 theamc2000: Have I seen this before?
Greggleswong: I kinda like this one
 margieargie: Hm, Haven't seen any Ohioans down here with this one, at least
 UnknownFriday: This is real, isn't it?
 merciary: Oh. This one
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LordManiMani: What does Both mean in this context?
 SquareDotCube: OhiO
 MAPBoardgames: It looks nice
 samuraitiger19: Oh I can believe that is an actual Ohio plate
 Rhynerd: Looks real to me
warpstonewarlock: Both.
 Scarbble: O H I O
 Welbog: It's all Ohio?
 philippekav: CLeveland rocks !
  mtvcdm: We've gone both-hunting now.
 BrowneePoints: It's shitty enough for Ohio
 Dillatont: I'm from Ohio. I hate this plate.
bluewaterbaboonfarm: The plane flies backwards! It’s
Boon_33: they stole this from wizard of oz
greenday61892: how can something be both real and fake?
 merciary: It's both
adambomb625: How does both work?
 Ryuzicohn28: Real, I've seen this one.
 HbombAndFriends: Fake. Ohio has no sun. 
SourceQuench: The Ohio Sunrise sounds like a service you pay for in a very sketchy brothel.
 CastleOtranto: I swear I've seen one of these
 UnknownFriday: I feel like I've seen this driving through Ohio, which takes way longer than you'd think.
 paronomasiac042: @greenday61892 i'm assuming that a design was proposed, rejected, resubnitted, and accepted.
DoodlestheGreat: It's Ohio, so being ugly as sin is par for the course.
  mtvcdm: Real.
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QuixoticScrivener: i think that's a kid on a swing
 control_rig: This is busy enough to be a bad real
 betweenmyself: Would be better if it said OHIO a few lore times
 OldManJohnsonMB: both will likely be unapproved in one state but taken by another
 kilnfiendpotter: This license plate screams: "Follow me to the promised land."
 thraximore: Kathleen LMAO
 CAKHost: Cleveland. I remember that building siloit
 omdorastrix: Ohio has more astronauts per-capita than any other states.... What's Wrong with Ohio that people want to leave the planet to get away?
 PharaohBender27: 
 VorlonScout: Proposed but rejected. Fake
 CodeIndigo: "tin soldiers and Nixon's coming...."
 TheMerricat: https://www.cincinnati.com/story/news/politics/2021/10/21/ohio-unveil-new-license-plate/6107961001/ - Yet it seemed one error made it through to production. The Wright Flyer at the top of the plate was backward, with a banner trailing behind what was actually the front of the plane. Ohio Department of Public Safety fixed the design later in the day. Any resemblance of the dog to the DeWines' springer spaniel Dolly is coincidental. "The dog has some resemblance to a springer spaniel,"
 public_key_reveal_party: I woke up in ohio once, that was scary
 CAKHost: Shadow,
 MegaDosX: Oh shit
 TheNerdWonder: I live in this state, I swear I've seen this on my plate design
 Welbog: Wow! GJ Matt
 LadyAiluros: I don't think Ohio is thos fun
 jamesk902: Coming from a country with utterly unadorned license plates, this whole quiz has been eye-opening for me.
 iris_of_ether: 
 azninsect: oh
 LadyAiluros: really?
 DigitalSeahorse: I think of the one person I know in Ohio when I think of Ohio
 samuraitiger19: Wait isn't NC the birthplace of aviation?
 GhostValv: Wowie
 HbombAndFriends: No. They’re from Ohio. They “didn’t die” in North Carolina
 The_Color_Twelve: the plane was backwards
warpstonewarlock: Finally!
bluewaterbaboonfarm: The plane mistake!
LordManiMani: Loooool
 MegaDosX: Oh right!
 PharaohBender27: @samuraitiger19 Yeah I suddenly realized that at the last second
 FofoATL: hahahaha wowow
 MegaDosX: Hah, that's outstanding
 margieargie: Not the Wright Flyer, the Wrong Flyer
  Foxmar320: lol
 Too_Many_Knives: Canards, yo
 TheNerdWonder: oh yeah! I remember this!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 control_rig: Hahaahaha
MechaKuuga: OMG 
greenday61892: OHHHHHHH
 FofoATL: WHO CAUGHT IT
Bunnarchist: OH MY GOD
 MegaDosX: Yeah it was
Haroldholmes25: 
NimrodXIV: LMAO
Critterbot: Haa!
  mtvcdm: WOW
LordManiMani:     
 VorlonScout: And that's so Ohio
 public_key_reveal_party: OMG 
 GhostValv: Haha
 LadyAiluros: WOW
 MegaDosX: What a catastrophe
greenday61892: OK LMAO that's amazing
 OldManJohnsonMB: holy moly
 azninsect: oh.
 Saintnex: HAH
 The_Color_Twelve: It was a whole thing here when that happened
 betweenmyself: Whoopsie doodles 
SourceQuench: Graham are you OK?
 azninsect: its a misprint
 frozencapybara: That's the most Ohio
DoodlestheGreat: That's SO Ohio.
Borisbeaver: Like an "error card" in baseball cards
 VorlonScout: Also, part of the whole "no, WE'RE the birthplace of aviation" fight between states
 public_key_reveal_party: this kills the graham
 TheMerricat: https://www.cincinnati.com/story/news/politics/2021/10/21/banner-attached-wrong-side-wright-flyer-new-ohio-license-plate/6118330001/
 Phailhammer: @jamesk902 I think the most "exciting" one I've seen recently was one that had "Victoria" written in Katakana.
 Dragonality: Summarize Ohio in one image:
 Mr_Whyt: like an upside down stamp
 BrowneePoints: Yep sounds like Ohi-no
 thraximore: heyo
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DigitalSeahorse: wooo
 Diabore: fake
  mtvcdm: Ohhhhhhh
 DigitalSeahorse: a perlement?
 thraximore: "is that a Hague"
  mtvcdm: Puerto Rico it says
 theamc2000: Puerro rico?
 mercano82: The Vermont DMV has a wall of license plates from other states in the lobby.
 HbombAndFriends: Fake
 samuraitiger19: real?
 philippekav: maybe the plane was slower then the wind
 thraximore: hm.
 CodeIndigo: real
warpstonewarlock: Fake
 TheNerdWonder: was part of spain at some point
 MegaDosX: I'm gonna give this one a real
  mtvcdm: I'm gonna say fake.
 VorlonScout: I'm going with real
 electra310: Fake
DoubleNterprises: The opening shot of the Pax East crapshot
 azninsect: fake
 CodeIndigo: for import cars
 BrowneePoints: Puerto Riqueňo
ChaoticObserver: Ehhhhh
 ani_laurel: would it even fit on cars?
ChaoticObserver: They are
 UnknownFriday: I've seen a Guam plate that was US standard, I'd assume PR is the same way.
 LadyAiluros: they are
SandWhales1: ehhhhhh
 mercano82: Does PR do the EU style plates?  I thought they'd use the NA plates, as they import their cars from the US.
LordManiMani: Technically they are. Like DC
hackingducks: they are technically part of america. they just aren't a state.
 VorlonScout: Kathleen has it
 control_rig: Ooof
NimrodXIV: they are a territory
 MegaDosX: 
  Serifina: The Federal Government has no say in what each License Plate is designed as.
 TemporallyAwry: Taxation with Representation 
 ani_laurel: The US gets a ton of veto power on stuff
QuixoticScrivener: One party knows they are american.
Greggleswong: Truth
 GhostValv: Oof
 LarkSachrosis: Kathleen is right and she should say it
 public_key_reveal_party: Kathleen is 100% right
 CodeIndigo: kathleen's super spicy tonight
 TheMerricat: http://www.worldlicenseplates.com/world/CA_PRIC.html
 gualdhar: we *want* to but some of the groups keep protesting their votes
 arcaneIllumination: I would LOVE if they were a state.
Morrigan9: statehood is up to residents
DoodlestheGreat: WE'D LOVE TO! The GOP won't let us!
 BrowneePoints: It's a long story.
 Mischievous_Catgeist: we asked they said no
 CodeIndigo: ahHA! I WAS RIGHT!!!
  mowdownjoe: Kathleen, we try to forget what our government did from 2016-2020.
 KeytarCat: we made hawaii a state, and look where that got
 MegaDosX: What an excellent reason for it 
 RockPusher: hahaha
LordManiMani: Neat
LeeshaJoy: The GOP refuses to make states that would give the opposition more representation
 OldManJohnsonMB: that is surprisingly practical
 control_rig: Whuff
 azninsect: oh
NimrodXIV: oof
 samuraitiger19: eeeeeewwwww
  Serifina: Real.
LordManiMani: WOW
 MegaDosX: Oh my god
 Pteraspidomorphi: oof
 Diabore: please be fake
  Foxmar320: So many colors!
Wrexadecimal: very busy design
 MegaDosX: My eyes
PotatoWraiths: woo that is intense
LeeshaJoy: please let it be fake
 red_shoes_jeff: 
 MAPBoardgames: CU?
  Serifina: I'm like 90% sure I've seen this.
  mtvcdm: Portland would 100% do that
 CodeIndigo: very NOOOOOOOOO
 azninsect: look thats a nice design. but for a number plate?
 Too_Many_Knives: That's gotta be expensive to print
  cuzuki: I think this is real
 flatluigi: oregon: be on acid to tolerate being there
 azninsect: CU in the Oregon
nevermore913: Real
LordManiMani: Nice, Paul
 FofoATL: wow
 Travilogue: County code, I think
 VorlonScout: I can tell you that it's not currently real. Might have been once...
hackingducks: I kinda.. don't hate it? maybe it's real.
DoubleNterprises: This NEEDS to be real
 korvys: Copper?
 SquareDotCube: CU is likely county
warpstonewarlock: Fake. This can't be real. Right? Right?
 OldManJohnsonMB: commericla / utility ?
SourceQuench: Is that the same artist as the original Ballantine Lord of the Rings?
 TheNerdWonder: something something Cascadia?
 e_bloc: the M wouldn't fit
MMoritz: the font on oregon looks like a fantasy novel
greenday61892: After seeing this license plate I won't be able to C U in Oregon
 BrowneePoints: A couple times we asked and PR said no, then they had a referendum and Congress stuffed it
 mercano82: Commercial Use?
LostThePirate: o/ Oregonian here lol
 TheMerricat: C U in Oregon is one of their very iconic publicity campaigns.
 VorlonScout: But I suspect proposed, not accepted
 DiscordianTokkan: C, for Colour with a U
 Rhynerd: I kinda hope it’s real if just because I dig the art
3and4fifths: Oregon: we don't pump our gas
 theamc2000: Yea
 Master_Gunner: better than "C U in the Northern Territory"
  Serifina: Many Oregon plates have a number that starts with two letters (they do not correspond to counties).
  amative1: Standard for "special plates" is a two-letter code, followed by a multi-digit number
QuixoticScrivener: I believe it has foiling
 Travilogue: An actual pennyfarthing
 LarkSachrosis: looks like a coverd wagon
 ani_laurel: I see a pennyfarthing
 TemporallyAwry: @e_bloc !sir
LordManiMani: Looks like it's from the cover of a Choose Your Own Adventure Book
 HbombAndFriends: Real
Greggleswong: So pretty
 frozencapybara: I wish this were real, I'd get one, but it's not currently available AFAIK
 PharaohBender27: That's a thing for Oregon license plates - it probably means "Culture." "PW" is for "Pacific Wonderland," "CL" for Crater Lake, etc. . . .
 theamc2000: It is an eye spy
 VorlonScout: The Oregon special plates all start with 2 letters on the side, that becomes part of the plate number
Critterbot: Unusual enough to just actually be real, but... hmmm.
 CAKHost: Is there a camera?
SourceQuench: Every color of the LGBTQ+ spectrum, only somehow menacing.
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 Pteraspidomorphi: I think this is a good album cover
QuixoticScrivener: find the dickbutt
 MrGibberish: Is that a lute?
 MegaDosX: "Is it a rat? Is it a wolf? No, it's a coyote!"
  Serifina: @LoadingReadyRun Many Oregon plates have a number that starts with two letters (they do not correspond to counties). (To pass on)
 PharaohBender27: Oh there's the Oregon Cultural Trust logo!
 TheMerricat: https://www.koin.com/news/oregon/new-license-plate-celebrates-diversity-of-oregons-culture/
Bunnarchist: Honestly? It's pretty nice looking
SquidVorb: Ewww
 DigitalSeahorse: bweh
 Twilight_Spark: That is a scab.
 Travilogue: Oh no
 MegaDosX: Yuck
  Foxmar320: Gross
 VorlonScout: OH THAT ONE
  mtvcdm: MEAT PLATE
LordManiMani: Ew
 MAPBoardgames: I wanna get rearended by people trying to find all the hidden objects in my licenceplates
Critterbot: That's hideous!
 thraximore: ewwwwww
 control_rig: From Silent Hill?
 GhostValv: Yikes
 WearingCats_CwC: ew
 public_key_reveal_party: big upgrade
 MegaDosX: I wonder why.
 DeM0nFiRe: It's MEAT
  Juliamon: that is meaty
 The_Color_Twelve: is that skin?
OmnipotentTrevor: that's a slab of meat
 CodeIndigo: that looks like a bloodstain
 BrowneePoints: Ham
 DigitalSeahorse: salmon/ham coloured
PotatoWraiths: MEAT PLATE
 arcaneIllumination: Which looks like someone bled on it.
  Foxmar320: That looks like meat
 e_bloc: the flesh plate
 incslayer: its made out of meat
  mtvcdm: It's made of meat
jubale1: the fleshwound plate
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 TemporallyAwry: Oh hey - that's where all the Flesh-Wash went!
 margieargie: Stick with the wood plate...
 BrowneePoints: That's a slab of ham
 Mediocre_Man5: that license plate looks like a Nine Inch Nails video
 herph: Garfield font
 MegaDosX: Yike.
SourceQuench: I've seen that texture in a DOOM wad
 FofoATL: upgrade fo sho
 airylan: at least meatplate is readable?
epsilon_vee: nine inch nails album cover vibes
 randombillfolds: Yeah. Colourful organs.
 azninsect: 
 Too_Many_Knives: "Colourful" indeed
  mowdownjoe: They're made of meat
  Foxmar320: Bloody ham plate
 control_rig: I mean Flesh is colorful...
 RockPusher: Pork Belly Plate
 MegaDosX: I'll take the devon plate
 VorlonScout: I have seen the flesh plate. I don't want to
 PigmyWurm: The one that looks like you hit someone
 Nuurgle: I'll take milksteak
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The_Ninjurai: It dose look like an organ that was just taken out of someone
 teddywhosabear: Just unnerving
 thraximore: bacon
barefootgamer: I think there was a typo at some point
LostThePirate: Graham - that is the same font as the Oregon on our regular plates, too
 Rhynerd: The old one reminds me of Condemned game series
 iris_of_ether: 
 TheMerricat: BTW - CU stands for Cultural Trust.
Boon_33: rusted pigbelly please
 Featherweight_: what you asked for colour organs
 MegaDosX: All things return to Tool with Kathleen
 philippekav: trusting into culture
Morrigan9: mmmm, bacon
 ghizmou: drivers, you mean organ donors?
TheAinMAP: 
 DudelidouX: Colorful Oregon is dysentery?
 Mr_Whyt: the one that looks like a metallica albulm cover
 Mr_Horrible: Oregon, we're a pork haunch
LordManiMani: @rhynerd yeah!
 SoldieroFortune: I said "Colorful Oregon ... not Colorful Organ!"
 Mnemonicman: Visit the State of Organ
 vershike: Oh sure, but when I make a license plate out of ham, it's a crime.
Greggleswong: Saturated ham
 betweenmyself: Looks like a culture in an agar dish
LordManiMani: 
TriseAlpha: I mean... the universe does average out to be beige
 PharaohBender27: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
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 mercano82: I'm predicting a lot of Tool on Brave New Faves tonight.
 DigitalSeahorse: meat colour doesn't say cultural trust to me at all
 VorlonScout: OK, that's why I didn't recognize the last one, the Meat Plate was still an option when I last got one
 FofoATL: well done!!
 control_rig: Thank you folks!
ALLxISxLOST: And Serge didnt have a single accident
 MomoNo9: Is Oregon where pink slime was invented?
 MegaDosX: This was interesting
 definenull: was that the prize?
Greggleswong: 👏👏👏
 azninsect: Serge just taking over
 Earthenone: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: one Andrew from the teeming mass of humanity
SourceQuench: All hail Snerge!
 airylan: that was good thisorthat! congrats!
 DiscordianTokkan: Highliiiights!
 DigitalSeahorse: forever until Serge injures himself again
TheAinMAP: Dang.
 DigitalSeahorse: or stops wanting to
SourceQuench: #issergeinjured
 azninsect: 
 DigitalSeahorse: do the host thing*
Orxolon: xD
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 loufghyslaufey:   
SourceQuench: vamp for 90s chat
 samuraitiger19: Let's start a help Cam move GoFundMe
greenday61892: oh god not succies
 thraximore: The secret to suckies
 azninsect: uhhhh
 GhostValv: Haha
 DiscordianTokkan: uh oooohhhh Suckies!
greenday61892: s u c c
  mtvcdm: That game
 incslayer: https://www.cotswold-fayre.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/b547268f8d29e18c59f0b29e59a18b07/Y/C/YCOL34_1.jpg
 samuraitiger19: JESUS
SquidVorb: This stream was so much fun
 baltimore_667083: oh this game
 mercano82: Is that a sword or a fishing rod?
 GDwarble: She has been stretched vertically
  mtvcdm: That game *happened*
 TheMerricat: https://www.thegrocer.co.uk/fresh/the-collective-launches-suckies-kids-gourmet-yoghurts/356558.article - it's acutally yogurt...
Critterbot: That sword is upside down.
ShiyokoCL: that stream was pure gold
 Scarbble: love a squished lady
 memnus: Suckies is also a gogurt-equivalent in NZ
 samuraitiger19: Ian?
DoodlestheGreat: That game was hilariously bad.
DoubleNterprises: That game was somethin else
 loufghyslaufey: Krondor now with Hands!!
 DigitalSeahorse: hohoho
Boon_33: darn jerk wizard!
 incslayer: yea suckies just appears to be kids yoghurt
SourceQuench: *Manaical shitposting*
 UnknownFriday: How did I never notice her sword was upside down?
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 azninsect: the coughing though
Greggleswong: Jerk Wizard sounds like a great Caribbean restaurant
 TheMerricat: @UnknownFriday There was so much to notice, it's OK if you didn't see all of the wrongness in the first look. 
LordManiMani: I strongly feel these should be Date stamped if nothing else
 control_rig: This game was absurd
 loufghyslaufey: Sheesh, Izzet brew!!
DoubleNterprises: Storm deck!
 Dragonality: Vroom!
 control_rig: Stormless Storm
SourceQuench: @Greggleswong I am down for a midnight run to the Jerk Wizard.
 freshbubba: What a deck
TriseAlpha: Hey, that was an image and sound track from XP to Level 3. I hope he knew about that "game" stealing his work...
 definenull: props to OP for letting them go off
 GredGredmansson: Izzet Storm is a heck of a thing
 thraximore: 
 azninsect: "double" jump
 samuraitiger19: Who the fuck made this discount Mai Shiranui?
 thraximore: oop
 MegaDosX: I must go, my planet needs me
DoodlestheGreat: MY PLANET NEEDS ME!
Boon_33: F
 definenull: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 GredGredmansson: *ducktales moon theme intensifies*
 loufghyslaufey: That is super yikes, game.
Wrexadecimal: unrelastive expectations for women to -T-pose and levitate
TheAinMAP: 
  cuzuki: 
LordManiMani: @gredgredmansson lolol
SourceQuench: Alex trying to do a Games Journalism in the middle of... all that. F'ing destroyed me.
 azninsect: 
 control_rig: Ah Plasma
 loufghyslaufey: Why is there a DuckTales moon theme?
 azninsect: hahahah jordynne
 Rhynerd: 4 mortal wounds!
 DigitalSeahorse: hahahhahah
 MegaDosX: Jordynne no
 GredGredmansson: @loufghyslaufey because there was a moon level in the game
 PharaohBender27: 
 thraximore: 
 samuraitiger19: TMI! TMI!
SourceQuench: Woo-hoo.
 airylan: it made it in!
Gizmoloid: lmao
 Mr_Horrible: 
 definenull: got'em
greenday61892: I don't think that's how it works!!
 GreatWahooney: @MegaDosX Jordynne yes!
 loufghyslaufey: Norm'd scared.
 margieargie: wooooooo
 control_rig: OoooOoooo
greenday61892: oh no not Dashcon
 azninsect: oooooooo
 GredGredmansson: that guy's excited
 WearingCats_CwC: And yet Dominos fires me for improving the Hawaiian pizzas
DoodlestheGreat: God, that was such a game...
SourceQuench: Dash-con jokes. So it has come to this.
 Too_Many_Knives: Yep that's zucchini
 loufghyslaufey: So this is what no context sounds like?
 definenull: 
 samuraitiger19: DEAR LORD!
 GhostValv: 
 MegaDosX: Holy crap
 control_rig: Jeez
 margieargie: Ah, pretty small zucchini then
Angreed66: that happens
 GredGredmansson: OH GOSH
 Dog_of_Myth: Wow
  mtvcdm: That is too much zucchini
 SmithKurosaki: DAMN
 PharaohBender27: "How about instead of a dozen zucchini, we give you one GIANT zucchini!?"
 Rhynerd: Such is Zucchini
JonnyGlitched: Hello everyone
 Too_Many_Knives: They just *do* that
 MomoNo9: She wasn't kidding
 iris_of_ether: I need to make zucchini bread
 arcaneIllumination: My parent's have grown larger ones. Zucchini can be insane.
 Pinwiz11: THe LLR Zucchini arc is masteful
DoubleNterprises: I wanna cup of that zuchini's piss!
 GredGredmansson: HELL YES
 azninsect: hahahahah
 Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
 GredGredmansson: WHAT THE HECK
Bleeding_Edge: were an only child
SourceQuench: #doyouwanttobuysomezucchini
 MomoNo9: Eh it tracks
 saucemaster5000: that was chat's answer too
 loufghyslaufey: I don't get it.
 DigitalSeahorse:  
JonnyGlitched: almost looks built in except it's wonky
LordManiMani: What
 azninsect: hahahaha wait what
 loufghyslaufey: Oh 
 GredGredmansson: TAKE
 PharaohBender27: What the heck was that speedramping there?
 loufghyslaufey: Subpar meta 
 princess_intell: Oh, it's live! And things are happening!
 GredGredmansson: 
 PharaohBender27: That wasn't just on my end, was it?
  Juliamon: It was dead air, edited to show that Ian had to get up and leave
 WearingCats_CwC: Imagine that there are people too young to remember shirts that look like short sleeve shirts over long sleeve shirts 
 BusTed: 
 RockPusher:   
 Twilight_Spark: 
 loufghyslaufey: No idea what I just meant
 Rhynerd: @princess_intell welcome to the highlight reel!
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JonnyGlitched: cats are more important than people with allergies
 GhostValv: D:
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TheAinMAP:  
 flatluigi: SERGE?
 azninsect: UH
Greggleswong: omg
josh___something: serge no
 MegaDosX: Serge no
  mtvcdm: Serge looks like eight sausages?
 azninsect: SERGE NO
 AllTheWeasels: Objection retracted
 incslayer: !phrasing
  LRRbot: You heard them.
 loufghyslaufey: Replace  with a trench of ten cats?
 margieargie: So Serge = 10 cats = 8 sausages.  That's math
LordManiMani: Birb!
SourceQuench: A side of Serge heretofore unseen.
Haroldholmes25: 
 samuraitiger19: New Puppet for the Felterweight division?
 Too_Many_Knives: !And Serge
 MomoNo9: Who's calling Serge a weenie?!
 DigitalSeahorse: hehehehhe
nevermore913: One serge = 10 cats
DoubleNterprises: 10 cats for Serge lookin better by the minute
 DiscordianTokkan: Yesssss
 DigitalSeahorse: birb
Critterbot: Kitty!
SourceQuench: What fresh Furry Hell is this?
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 gnome_friend: !sir
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DoubleNterprises:  Serge tho
 teddywhosabear: made het by math, smh
 GredGredmansson: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 Pinwiz11: Math Gays unite!
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TacitusVigil: @teddywhosabear Het Math makes Het Matt?
 RockPusher:   
 Mr_Horrible: the Pandlebars
 azninsect: 
 ekimekim: I mean he's Pan, so...yeah
 loufghyslaufey: Pan,... Why?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
  Foxmar320: Serifina you're not allowed to die until I get out of Florida
  Sarah_Serinde: Pan *does* seem the type to be horny on main
  Sarah_Serinde: And everywhere else
 neb_200: heather without a hat?
 DigitalSeahorse: owweeee
  Serifina: @Foxmar320 Tell Matt to be less funny then. 
Ammondale: Noooooo
JonnyGlitched: <message deleted>elbow crunch
 MomoNo9: Oh Cam
 DigitalSeahorse: not the nerve ow
 neb_200: She looks nice
Ammondale: Not again Cam
 control_rig: Oooooh noooo Ben
  mtvcdm: Cameron just self-destructs like that
  Foxmar320: Serifina ill write a memo
 loufghyslaufey: Oof, 
Greggleswong: the two shirt curse
 neb_200: Oh dear ben
ShiyokoCL: that's a big yikes Ben
LeeshaJoy: oh I was hoping this would make the highlight reel
TheAinMAP:  
JonnyGlitched: <message deleted>I've never heard you sing
LordManiMani: 
 loufghyslaufey: Then no one pays? Ever? When you visit?
 Too_Many_Knives: Ian with the music improv
  Foxmar320: Now I want ice cream
LordManiMani: Ah, Rent
 Too_Many_Knives: Am currently eating ice cream
  mtvcdm: WEH
 gnome_friend: !quote Wario
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 Scarbble: WEH
SourceQuench: Ian. We. Live. In. A. Society.
TheAinMAP: 
LordManiMani: @gnome_friend amazing
 gnome_friend: Behind you Gem!
 e_bloc:    
 loufghyslaufey: What did e_bloc do?
 GhostValv: 
 e_bloc: it wasn't me
 control_rig: This is just a Renn-faire
 aiamethyst: update: cori's character lived!
 DigitalSeahorse: reminds me of when I was kidnapped when I wasn't there for a tabletop game
 loufghyslaufey: Maybe it's a studio set?
SourceQuench: Twitch Chat. You come to me, today, the day of my daughter's wedding...
 DigitalSeahorse: my character*
JonnyGlitched: <message deleted>Graham is the most sufferable of all of you
 aWabbajack:   
 DigitalSeahorse: I wasn't kidnapped, my character was
LordManiMani: 
 corianderd: @aiamethyst thanks for giving me three rounds of fall time to consider my mistakes
 DeM0nFiRe: But horse is big dog
 jamesk902: Can't comprehend horses clus.
  Serifina: Deer god
 gnome_friend: !card thief of crowns
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 GredGredmansson: DEER GOD.
TheAinMAP: 
 loufghyslaufey: Get it prarie dawn!
 loufghyslaufey: Idk...
SourceQuench praises deer
 azninsect: wow
 DigitalSeahorse: I'm fine, my character is still kidnapped but is probably running the place she's in wherever it is
 iris_of_ether: That was a great stream
TheAinMAP: 
 control_rig: Digging straight down.
  mtvcdm: The wall is where you put the poop you're proud of
 loufghyslaufey: Muppet gets roc'd.
 MegaDosX: Never dig straight down!
 margieargie: Ah, yes, digging straight down, thing you're famously supposed to do in Minecraft
Critterbot: Dug straight down, asked for it.
LordManiMani: "There is no poop. No poop happened"
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 gnome_friend: 
TacitusVigil: Why is Ben wearing two shirts? 
josh___something: both
Gizmoloid: Both?
SourceQuench: There was a normal amount of poop.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 gnome_friend: That's his secret... he's on both sides
 azninsect: one side, then both sides
 xantos69: 50 Bits!
 CodeIndigo: !findquote poop
  LRRbot: Quote #424: "If you're going to poop stars, do it in your subconscious." —Ash [2015-07-08]
 HbombAndFriends: 150
 MomoNo9: Paul, you were IN that crapshot
 gnome_friend: 
Orxolon: !or somebody leaves the battlefield"
SourceQuench: #literalactualjudge
 samuraitiger19: FMV!
TriseAlpha: FMV
 margieargie: Is that in Daedric?
  mtvcdm: read my fanfic
 GredGredmansson: LOOK A CONTRACT, LETS SIGN IT
MMoritz: What is this FMV game?
 loufghyslaufey: More Krondor Hands-On!!
 MomoNo9: And mirror
 MegaDosX: What is happening.
Greggleswong: What game is this?
 Pteraspidomorphi: yeah
 Too_Many_Knives: Accurate
 azninsect: what...what is this
Wrexadecimal: That's incredible
 PharaohBender27: That had VERY 1990s FMV feel
 korvys: Hand Of Doom
 Dragonality: That's what I'm feeling!
 jessieimproved: Hand of Doom was amazing if you missed it watch the VOD
 DiscordianTokkan: Hahhahaha
 loufghyslaufey:   
 samuraitiger19: AND IAN MAKES THE HOT TAG TO BEEJ!
 WearingCats_CwC: Who knew Beej lived right next to that cafe
 gnome_friend: Four PS4's?
LordManiMani: Amazing
Wrexadecimal: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 control_rig: Hahahahaha
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 incslayer: gamers dont look up anyways so thats ifne
 Rhynerd: Fine™
  Sarah_Serinde: Really, who needs a d-pad anyway
 Dragonality: A 75% success rate isn't... too bad?
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 DigitalSeahorse: 
 azninsect: who needs directions
 NonUniqueGuy: This is why you go left
 definenull: oh no
  mtvcdm: Oh no
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh good
Wrexadecimal: ohyes
  Foxmar320: oh no
SquidVorb: oh no
 TheMerricat: Oh no.
 thraximore: oh boy
Bunnarchist: Oh yes
 ButButTheJesus: oh no
 iSmartMan1: Oh boy
 SkylerRingtail: Oh right, he mentioned this!
 ani_laurel: oh boy
 gnome_friend: 
 RockPusher: NIST standard martini 
 MomoNo9: Oooh
 incslayer: oh YES!
Ceris75: Yes
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh yes
 NanoWowl: YEEES 
 SquareDotCube: ANSItini
TacitusVigil: It's a Love Doctor!
 Too_Many_Knives: As opposed to the ISO standard Martini?
 LadyAiluros: ANSI
 DigitalSeahorse:  
rabbitgta: Ans more like yikes
 mweepigeon: ISO cup of tea vibes
 UnknownFriday: Wait, there's an ANSI standard for a martini?
 Rhynerd: It is time for the Final Martini
Ammondale: Yes! To make it exact!
TriseAlpha: This is gonna take a while...
 TheMerricat: I wonder if an IOS Martini is any worse than an IOS glass of tea.
Wrexadecimal: but it's not ISOpropyl alcohol 
ChaoticObserver: Time for ISO Tea
 loufghyslaufey: Hurl the book out of the frame!(...?)
Ceris75: Booxe
 TheMerricat: ISO even
jessicaengle: 
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Ah I love the NIST standard martini
 UnknownFriday: Whelp, time to try to grab the stuff I need for this.
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ShiyokoCL: damn you Tom Scott and your ISO cup of tea
 Gabe_Fox: I love that this is a thing.
 elah806: Da Ian Zone
LordManiMani: It's probably a flagrant rejection of metric fluid measurements
 circusofkirkus: this is ANSI not NIST
 Lord_Hosk: Remember standard doesn't mean good, it means testable
  mtvcdm: This martini may not be rebroadcast without the express written consent of Major League Baseball
 Dragonality: Is this a Dry Martini to OSHA standard?
ALLxISxLOST: But can it come with a side of chips?
Ammondale: ANS Martini
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Oh derp, sorry
 vershike: The Standard Martini? That's my favorite kind!
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LordManiMani: @mtvcdm LMAO
 BjjBrain: @shurtal need more dingle arm.
 DrLigmaPhD: Standard Martini is my stripper name
 Too_Many_Knives: Someone got a link to the standard he cited?
 MegaDosX: Holy shit this is real
Bunnarchist: Oh he's really reading the whole thing huh
 Verrain2: It has an Anzi standard?
wickaboxet: Wait one second, why is the Gritty head mounted like a trophy behind Ian?
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 n__een_n: 86 proof and dry vermouth
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: It's a pseudo joke but it's real
 Dog_of_Myth: @mtvcdm  
 TheMerricat: @Dragonality Alcohol is a poison, so Ian would need PPE to make it if it were.
 TheNerdWonder: is this like the ISO tea?
Bruceski: Is it safe to make a dry martini during fire season?
 elah806: lemonade???
 Pharmacistjudge: you know how you are allowed X number of drinks on medication?
 jessieimproved: This is so Ian it hurts
 loufghyslaufey: 
ALLxISxLOST: @wickaboxet great, now I cant unsee that
 circusofkirkus: https://www.docdroid.net/p2oN41n/k1001-1974-ansi-requirements-for-dry-martinis-revised-pdf
Ammondale: Have you ever seen a martini on the rocks?
LeeshaJoy: I thought this was going to be an ISC bit
  mtvcdm: And the number of sizes shall be three
SourceQuench: This would only be more real if Ian drank a handle of vodka, in between breaths, before section 3.1(I).
LordManiMani: Yeah I think there's gonna be an IBC protocol in here
 samuraitiger19: @Too_Many_Knives Ahhh! don't mention ISO! I had to spend a week in a profoundly boring ISO 600 certification class for my job.
Bunnarchist: How did you already find that kirkus
TacitusVigil: And Venti
 teddywhosabear: you need a standard for everything, and here we are
 Earthenone: ian, you  cant just give out your 3 sizes!
 awmcmillan: As someone working in a chem department that just created a class focused on method design to standards I really want to send this to people teaching that class
laudablecalms: This segment DOES seem a little dry
 gnome_friend: !advice
  LRRbot: Don't make your DM wait.
jessicaengle: You forgot the tiny umbrella.  That's what makes it a scotch on the rocks.
 loufghyslaufey: This was all procedure in a brewer's lab?
 TheMerricat: MILITARY SPECIFICATION COOKIES, OATMEAL; AND BROWNIES; COCOLATE COVERED - https://nsarchive.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/mil-c-44072c.pdf
 SmithKurosaki: @awmcmillan Clip it?
 UnknownFriday: Good, I have 94.6 proof gin.
 thraximore: This is just the average experience of listening to any of my friends explain their special interest
 N2Osferatu: This is uncomfortably close to my work 🙃
 circusofkirkus: @Bunnarchist google is a friend 
 Mr_Horrible: Driver Mooth? Is that any different from the usual Canadian mooth?
  Defrost: @SmithKurosaki, I believe that is the ticket
TacitusVigil: This is just Rimmer reading SpaceCorp directives 
Fr0Dough: Ian’s reading makes this the driest martini ever
 gnome_friend: Sucked through the TEETH
 ButButTheJesus: white = clear?
LordManiMani: 👀  
TriseAlpha: Is that French vermouth?
 Astramentha:  
 CouldntPickAUsername: curious on the pitch meeting discussion for this segment
 flatluigi: can you succ through the teeth on twitch
BigGayJulia: hey friends!
BigGayJulia: how goes the lrl
 TemporallyAwry: "Supple Liquids" is upsetting to think about.
 gnome_friend: Hi @BigGayJulia
 loufghyslaufey: Arena: "Your Go".
 samuraitiger19: I prefer vodka martinis myself
 electra310: "Must not taste more than 50% pine tree by volume"
frogomb: Vodka >   Gin for martini and really all drinks
LordManiMani: Whoa
Ceris75: Less Talky more Boozy
  Juliamon: *snort*
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  mtvcdm: There's slides
LordManiMani: Uh
 Creature_Comforts: I'm going to use this to lull myself to sleep tonight
 niccus: play along at home!
 TheMerricat: Ian's used to giving these presentations. 
SourceQuench: May I have the next slide, please.
 loufghyslaufey: 7 levels/classifications?
 samuraitiger19: Is... is this the entire segment?
TriseAlpha: Hm...
  r10pez10: i feel like i'm learning something, but i don't know what
 OldManJohnsonMB: that's not of french origin!
doubledbear: It's only French Vermouth if it's from the french region of Vermouth
 Lysander_salamander: why is this called 'the final martini?'
 Tangsm: I hope at the end of this it tastes "adequate"
 UnknownFriday: Oh, dang, 94.6 isn't standard. I don't think I have a London Dry that's of appropriate strength.
  r10pez10: this is very turboencabulator
LordManiMani: @doubledbear 
 TemporallyAwry: @samuraitiger19 Ian Reads the Whole Thing (manual)
TacitusVigil: Nothing says an olive can't play baseball!
 Twilight_Spark: Incredible.
 gnome_friend: !findquote olive
  LRRbot: Quote #6531: "Fun fact: I'm actually John Oliver." —James [2019-10-30]
 SmithKurosaki: @elah806 Are you surprsed?
frogomb: I hope this martini gets._.    DIRTY
 ButButTheJesus: "mae"
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: A fun read on the standard, for anybody who's curious
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: https://vinepair.com/articles/martini-guide/
 vershike: All this and I'm sitting here drinking chilled sake.
 thraximore: This presentation will be vital for those going undercover within h. sapiens-inhabited environs.
 definenull: oh no
 elah806: oh he's getting out the calipers
  mtvcdm: You are permitted one olive, *and no more*
 CAKHost: XD
TriseAlpha: dirty martini is not ASNI standard
LordManiMani: Calipers!?
 DiscordianTokkan: yesssss
Wrexadecimal: 
 samuraitiger19: Oh my god he's breaking of the tools!
 Pteraspidomorphi: I am not surprised
 GredGredmansson: calipers and tongs?
Bunnarchist: Oh my GOD
Critterbot: Just btw, black olives does not exist, black olives are green olives that have been dyed.
 TheMerricat: From the foreword of this doc: "It is hoped that the pioneering work of the 16-1 sub-committee will be well received by all elements of the industry and that when the subcommittee sobers up it will be in condition to consider further developments in the state of the art."
 protocol_gamma: Of course he brought out the dial caliper
SourceQuench: Those poor calipers no...
 azninsect: we have to be accurate here people
 LadyAiluros: OH NOOOOOO
 elah806: martini phrenology baybee
  mtvcdm: This is Maximum Ian
Haroldholmes25: 
LeeshaJoy: sorry I got distracted and started eating olives straight out of the jar, what were we doing again?
 Sethalidos: only Ian would measure an olive with calipers
 control_rig: This is incredibly Ian.
 PigmyWurm: now I just want some Gin
TriseAlpha: it's not a sphere
Bruceski: Your olive is a sphere?
 lackingsanity: I highly doubt that olive is spherical
 loufghyslaufey: Could this venture escalate into an  -Heimer event? If I entertain that theoretical probability?
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laudablecalms: I’m imagining a different version of this segment where they basically play Keep Talking and No One Explodes to make a cocktail.
 definenull: assume a perfectly spherical olive
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: This is less comedy than it is performance art but I don't mean that as a criticism
SourceQuench: #noteveryian
Boon_33: assume a spherical frictionless olive.
 DrLigmaPhD: I'm gonna make a gin and tonic now
HesGotNoPants: You can convince me his ruler is food safe
 Phailhammer: Assume a spherical olive...
 samuraitiger19: And Jon Taffer from Bar Rescue is yelling at Ian for taking too long to  amke a martini
Thatwasademo: since when are olives spherical and not oblate
NarishmaReborn: cubed if volume
TacitusVigil: But olives aren't spheres...
TheAinMAP: Whoa.
 RockPusher: Regulation Legal Olive 
adambomb625: squared?
 Lord_Hosk: Those are not spheres its going to throw off the calculations
Ceris75: This is NOT how you get a tip at the bar.
 LarkSachrosis: Monitor logo is on point https://www.kroger.com/product/images/large/front/0001103442005
  mtvcdm: Olive: APPROVED
 mercano82: Is there not a minimum size?
TheMrFraser: i love how, not only is this being played perfectly straight (and Ian would absolutely take this will all due seriousness) this is exceptionally funny
Bruceski: Assume a spherical olive...
ANeMzero: assume a spherical olive.
 WearingCats_CwC: Mixology is serious business yo
ANeMzero: dang, not fast enough
  mtvcdm: The *next* chart
TriseAlpha: A "ballive" if you will
 samuraitiger19: Is this what bartender class is like?
the_tutorial_boss: tinker tailor solder dry
 arcaneIllumination: Maximum parts: 1 I love that.
 gnome_friend: Section Styx?
LeeshaJoy: Are we going to shake or stir?
 PigmyWurm: lamp?
  Defrost: Lamp?
 margieargie: So, not shaken then
 Mazrae: Lamp??
 elah806: sorry a what
SourceQuench: Hearts full of youth, hearts full of truth, six parts gin to one part vermouth.
 control_rig: Lamp?
 samuraitiger19: wha?
 DiamondMX: Just got here and something is definitely going to happen with this setup.
 CAKHost: Lamp???
 gnome_friend: Lamp!
LordManiMani: Bring one of these segments for Desert Bus
  mtvcdm: I'M SORRY WHAT
 Sheikun07: wait, LAMP
 Too_Many_Knives:  Lamp
fnoggchamp: 
 djalternative: lamp?
 ButButTheJesus: anyone else feeling existentialism increasing?
 flatluigi: lamp?
 thraximore: HUH
 Rhynerd: What
 electra310: What?
protojman: @the_tutorial_boss 
TheAinMAP: Um.
 gnome_friend: !findquote lamp
  LRRbot: Quote #1614: "Extinguish the lamp with your orange fluid." —Cori [2016-01-18]
 MomoNo9: Wait what?
 NanoWowl: lamp!
 Dog_of_Myth: Lamp Friend
LordManiMani: 
 gnome_friend: Chat am moth
 elah806: "correct"
 samuraitiger19: wait....
SourceQuench: correct
TriseAlpha: That's WAY bigger than 1 cu in
 thraximore: I missed something 
jessicaengle: I'm pretty sure black olives are just ripe, and green olives are under ripe.  They are not dyed.
 ButButTheJesus: I also missed something
 control_rig: Oh good that they provided that diagram
 Welbog: Here we stir widdershins
 definenull: i'm surprised there is no spec for the aount of force
 electra310: Are we stirring with the lamp?
LordManiMani: I haven't tried figure-8. 🤔
hackingducks: exactly what jessicaengle said.
wickaboxet: I see a beaker, surely a man of science like Ian would know that beakers should not be used for volumetric measurements
TheMrFraser: this makes me want a martini, but I'm pretty sure im out of dry vermouth
hackingducks: (also I went to high school with a jess engle. weird world.)
 DiamondMX: Is this a vodka martini?
 Too_Many_Knives: Nope Gin
 RockPusher: James Bond is ordering a weak martini and being snooty about it!
 rasterscan: what.
 Gabe_Fox: I legit just finished a cocktail stream I which I made a few cocktails and consumed them. I’m not 100% sure I haven’t fallen asleep.  Is this a dream?
 DrLigmaPhD: @DiamondMX Gin, we aren't completely classless
 definenull: ?
 Too_Many_Knives: @RockPusher https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vesper_(cocktail)
Bunnarchist: huh?
TriseAlpha: ANSI standard martini
 MegaDosX: What the hell?
ChaoticObserver: Why the lamp?
Haroldholmes25: I'm sorry what
 Saintnex: uhhh
 DeM0nFiRe: wat
 ButButTheJesus: u wot
 control_rig: I... what
 arcaneIllumination: I'm sorry, what?
 FofoATL: hahahaha
 definenull: wait what
 Welbog: This is science!
Bruceski: Radiation mixing?
 arcaneIllumination: And the other shoe drops!
 damn_i_am_pretty: witchcraft! burn him!
 mercano82: I think we may have left the rails.
SourceQuench: @RockPusher Bond is a beast. You expect him to know a frothy martini?
 SpaceBattery: what
TheMrFraser: i stand corrected, i have enough dry vermouth for a martini
 DiamondMX: So, you're saying you don't want any vermouth in your martini, lol 
 elah806: oh this is the "wave it in the general direction of the vermouth" method
jessicaengle: I don't drink, and I'm so lost 
 N2Osferatu: Dear everyone: don't listen to ANSI, 2:1 gin:vermouth ratio I (classic martini) is great!
 saucemaster5000: why is chat confused, have none of you made a martini before
 Travilogue: Where the hell is this going....?
TheAinMAP: That says Fig. 2.
 PigmyWurm: I have questions
TheMrFraser: mixology ho!
 e_bloc: ah the churchill martini
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 JDMan94: Christ I get it lmao
 JDMan94: This is a damn good joke
  mtvcdm: excuse me i thought I heard 'radiation mixing method'
 electra310: Are we making a homeopathic martini?
 Gabe_Fox: This is the Churchill.
 mweepigeon: it's an old winston churchill joke iirc
TacitusVigil: According to Quantum Physics, the observer mixes the observed.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 JDMan94: Amazing
 e_bloc: pour gin in a tumbler and shake it in the direction of italy
LordManiMani: What illuminated
 LiveFaust: Measure twice. Drink once.
 mweepigeon: originally a sunbeam
  r10pez10: @mtvcdm you did
 Gabe_Fox: @e_bloc got there before me.
 DiamondMX: @LiveFaust Counterpoint: Measure no times, drink three times.
SquidVorb: Good ol' Siri
SourceQuench: I honestly hope he drags this joke out for another six hours.
 e_bloc: @Gabe_Fox 
 Twilight_Spark: Cool technology.
doubledbear: To be fair to Bond, his M(om) orders his drinks for him
thebrainnopinky: let no one tell you LRR isn’t educational
 azninsect: excellent music
 RockPusher: Is that an ANSI approved timekeeping device?
 TheMerricat: For chat - "It terms of mixing, no mention is made of shaking. A Martini must be stirred (and there are many who agree here) or blended from pre-chilled ingredients (what my colleague Mr Bridgman-Smith calls the “Diamond Method”). Interestingly they also mention the “radiation” method. This is presumably a reference to the old joke, attributed to Winston Churchill, about making a Dry Martini by simply allowing a shaft of sunlight to pass through a bottle of vermouth on to the gin."
TriseAlpha: Ian used Solarbeam. It was Super Effective?
 loufghyslaufey: Hehehdhehe
 BITs19_: I'm still 50/50 on this being a complete fabrication of Ians
 Mr_Horrible: who said anything about vodka???
 definenull: i thought the house of lies was tomorrow
Ceris75: Thats Gin
 gnome_friend: @TheMerricat What is the source of the quote?
 DrLigmaPhD: Wan't it gin?
sekunder: did he irradiate the gin hard enough to turn it into vodka?
 lirazel64: Vodka?
ThorSokar: are we on a different recipe now?
Haroldholmes25: 
superdude097: Really, for the best martini, you pour six jiggers of gin into a glass and then you drink it while staring at a picture of Lorenzo Schwartz, the inventor of vermouth.
 elah806: what a twist
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 electra310: The radiation turned it to vodka
 definenull: hot mic?
 TheMerricat: @gnome_friend https://instituteforalcoholicexperimentation.blogspot.com/2017/02/the-definitive-correct-martini-recipe.html
doubledbear: Are we being gaslit?
 Lord_Hosk: We need to get some Vodka out of that Gin?
 thebuzzstreams: This is very Wes Anderson somehow?
Boon_33: can't wait till he gets tothe testing hpase
 thraximore: paradoxically, I now feel as if my earlier impression that I missed something was incorrect.
  RomanGoro: BITs19_ I'd say Ian wouldn't have used cubic inches for measurement
  mtvcdm: The rest of the crew just dying
 asthanius: The hot mics are intended
jessicaengle:  
 NewtyNewts: Oh boy, that's a lot
 Travilogue: Is Wheeler going to show up at the end with the punchline?
 ghyllnox: "tolerances"
 DiamondMX: @doubledbear I think on LRR, they call it a 'bit' 
 BITs19_: @RomanGoro this is a fair point, but if he was doing a bit?
 jamesk902: @doubledbear No, we're being lamp lit.
 samuraitiger19: NOOOOOOO!
 elah806: THAT IS THE CORRECT CHOICE
 Mr_Horrible: @superdude097 the method I always heard was you introduce the gin and vermouth and let them take it from there, however they may
doubledbear: @jamesk902 XD
 corianderd: thank you
 CAKHost: XD
 elah806: i will die on that hill
SourceQuench: experiment was compromised due to contaminated reagents, not uncommon in a Moonbase setting
TacitusVigil: Tumblr is a terrible way to mix drinks.
 damn_i_am_pretty: lmao
 RockPusher:   
dravman: Clap
 azninsect:   
 BITs19_: was no vermouth added???
Orxolon: no,thank you
 paronomasiac042: fantastic
 RockPusher: 
 asthanius: And he won’t even drink it
 Astramentha:   
 flatluigi: a re-rebuttal
ChaoticObserver: Uh, no vermouth?
 definenull: OH NO
doubledbear: @DiamondMX The gasbit
 azninsect: oh
 MegaDosX: Oh boy
 azninsect: oh no
  Juliamon: BITs19_ That's what the radiation was for
ChargingFurret: @bits19_ radiation mixed
  mtvcdm: oh no
 Lysander_salamander: wat
 samuraitiger19: ohhhhh
 Xafty: oh no
 FofoATL: OOOH
Bunnarchist: OH YES
 azninsect: OH NO WHAT
 control_rig: Ohhh nooooo
 Welbog: hsahaha five alive what
 niccus: the vermouth was mixed with the radiation method
 GredGredmansson: EXPERIENCE BEEJ
 flatluigi: oh no
  Defrost: Oh no
  Foxmar320: oh no
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh my
 definenull: there's more?!?
 Astramentha:   
 public_key_reveal_party: oh noooo
 Saintnex: uhhhh
 NotCainNorAbel: AZ tea?
 elah806: beej what did you do
 ButButTheJesus: i...
 BITs19_: got it
TacitusVigil: Love Doctor War!
 BITs19_: OH NO
 LadyAiluros: OH NOOOOOOOO
Wrexadecimal: uhhh
the_tutorial_boss: oh no what now!?
 gnome_friend: 
 Mr_Horrible: "Gin: Vermouth. Vermouth: Gin." *puts bottles away*
 evershiner: oh NO
 electra310: oh no
 Travilogue: Oh.   Oh no
  Juliamon: Oh boy
 NonUniqueGuy: Oh no
LordManiMani: 
 LarkSachrosis: Five Alive!!!!
ShiyokoCL: ARIZONA?!
 CodeIndigo: YES CHAOS ALCOHOL
TriseAlpha: What even was that
 omdorastrix: Tune in next week on TTSF when Ian implements RFC 2549, RFC 2795, and RFC 4824
 gibbousm: while I appreciate Ian, that felt more like a Cameron bit than an Ian bit
 Gabe_Fox: Terrified.
 DiscordianTokkan: FIVE ALIVE! Oh No
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: I'm already scrwam laughing
 samuraitiger19: Wait... Beej doesn't drink right?
 DigitalSeahorse:   
frogomb: I think ANSI requires a beard net
 NoxStryx: @chaoticobserver radition of vermouth was added
 Lysander_salamander: oh wow
  mtvcdm: Is he going volcano
 control_rig: Chaoscahol
 FofoATL: oh no hahaha
 Mr_Horrible: sanest Tipsy Bartender video
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Pteraspidomorphi: uh
 Welbog: High chaos
 crono3453: Five alive in drink cartons?!
 ShaneLeeAtk: Five Alive?! Winter!
 djalternative: is Beej making a martini or some kind of tiki drink?
 ButButTheJesus: but I don't understand anything
 Lysander_salamander: 
Critterbot: I'm experiencing fright.
 niccus: five alive? man alive
  Foxmar320: Five Alive!
 GredGredmansson: what is Five Alive
  Sarah_Serinde: @GredGredmansson Beej is happening
Orxolon: i thought we had the Austin Powers theme for a second XD
 electra310: I havent' seen five alive in years
 DrLigmaPhD: I am both of these bartenders simultaneously
 ghyllnox: Pop!
 ekimekim: oh mm that was some good cork noise
TriseAlpha: This is not AT ALL a martini. This is already a margarita.
 UnknownFriday: Instructions unclear: Am drinking daiquiri instead.
 Too_Many_Knives: That was an excellent sound
 azninsect: hahahah
 PigmyWurm: Beej doesn't drink right?
Wrexadecimal: 
Haroldholmes25: 
 GredGredmansson: @Sarah_Serinde i know I know, Experience Beej
 Andymonium: oh nO
 djalternative: jesus that's a lot of vermouth
 elah806: ian discovering what gin is
 Travilogue: Oh, good sound on the bottles!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 ladylinzington: oh that was a fantastic sound
 thraximore: hehehehehehehehehe
 corianderd: my gin!
LordManiMani: @orxolon that'd be amazing
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: This is already up here with the no arm banana eating
warpstonewarlock: Wow, Love Doctors are working together again
hackingducks: beej has already won
  Juliamon: PigmyWurm Right, he doesn't really like it
 public_key_reveal_party: @PigmyWurm he does not I believe
 Coricket: Love it when my bartender sticks the bottle in their mouth
 lackingsanity: a dash of fingerwater
jessicaengle:   
 LarkSachrosis: Yeah, 94 proof is gettin' up there
frogomb: Lol Beej is the hero of the evening
Orxolon: @LordManiMani XD
 thebuzzstreams: The best sidecar being made here
doubledbear: Judge!
 samuraitiger19: NOOOOOOOO!
 Too_Many_Knives: Popping bottles into the lav mic worked so well
 Pteraspidomorphi: I'm so sorry cori
 Loa_Ayizan: Mmm, finger juice
 Lysander_salamander: 
 azninsect: AHHAHA YES
 GredGredmansson: is that AriZona
 thraximore: @Loa_Ayizan finger-licking good
 rasterscan: ????
  mtvcdm: ACTION DOME
 samuraitiger19: DOUBLE NOOOOOOO!
Ceris75: I dont want to watch.  Yet I cannot look away.
 LarkSachrosis: Yeah!
 Gabe_Fox: :: screaming ::
NimrodXIV: haha
TriseAlpha: Perfect.
 FofoATL: hahahaha
 arcaneIllumination: The Vitamix!
 RockPusher: It Lives!!!!!!!!!!!
 djalternative: oh. we ARE doing a tiki drink
 elah806: the vitamix!
 control_rig: The Action Dome!
sekunder: why does he need a dice tower???
 Saintnex: OH NOOOO
 incslayer: ohh the Action Dome!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
laudablecalms: This is like when Data on Star Trek could replicate other works of art but couldn’t make his own. Beej has evolved
owangel1: Ah yes the Vitamix
Bunnarchist: OH
  Sarah_Serinde: pfft of course
Critterbot: Oh nooooo...! 
  Foxmar320: oh no the blender
 Too_Many_Knives: Action DOOOOOOOMEEE
 public_key_reveal_party: the action domr!
 CastleOtranto: Oh no!
 niccus: yep, standard martini
 DiscordianTokkan: HAH
 LadyAiluros: OH NOOOO
 Mr_Bitterness: THe Vitamix LIVES!
 N2Osferatu: Vitamix++
 azninsect: perfect
SourceQuench: I need a different adult.
LordManiMani: Will it blend?
 control_rig: The Vitamiz! It's been so long!
 CAKHost: That's mixed alright
Wrexadecimal: This is fine >_>
Bahumot: Praise Vitamix!!
 ekimekim: "blended, not stirred"
 azninsect: shaken AND stirred
 CaptainEnder7: Ah the long suffering Vitamix
SandWhales1: oh my beloved vitamix
 kilnfiendpotter: I go away to put my baby to bed and WHAT
 HbombAndFriends: It’s Beej’s dice tower!
PotatoWraiths: oh god the Vitamix
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 gnome_friend: !findquote alcohol
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 thebuzzstreams: I missed that machine...
TriseAlpha: Shaken, not stirred.
 RockPusher: Vitamix MVP
 kilnfiendpotter: This is epic music
 thraximore: HA
SourceQuench: Mmmm! That's great bass!
jessicaengle: 
 definenull: ?!?
  Foxmar320: 
 UnknownFriday: The 9600+ Plus
 ButButTheJesus: @kilnfiendpotter WHAT is correct
  amative1: I'm digging this (presumably royalty free) Soul Bossa Nova remix
frogomb: Martini smoothie
 PTElder: Was honestly wondering if Beej's doom blender was going to kill a breaker.
 N2Osferatu: Bring on the ACTJON DOME!
 ani_laurel: I walked away for a minute, what happened?
 rasterscan: I have... never considered a martini smoothie?
 FofoATL: yummmmm
 Gabe_Fox: I’m 4 cocktails into the night and I’m about to make a martini out of spite.
 Welbog: Why is there five alive
 Steelwolf171: I've been to this bar
 Pharmacistjudge: i can hear serge
 lyllithblackstar: this music i kinda austin powersy
 Lysander_salamander: yas
 azninsect: hahahah
  Sarah_Serinde: What style!
  Foxmar320: Style points
 RockPusher:   
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
LordManiMani: Lolol
 definenull: again?!?
 DigitalSeahorse: hehehe
 GhostValv:   
 control_rig: JESUS
 thraximore: HAHAHA
 azninsect: hahahahahahahahah
 DeM0nFiRe: 
Ceris75: I am NOT drunk enough for this drink....yet
 DiscordianTokkan: Hahahahahaha
 public_key_reveal_party: PFFFT
  Foxmar320: LOL YES
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 Mr_Horrible: jesus christ 
 Andymonium: XDDD
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Too_Many_Knives: Choom!
  Juliamon: ok, THAT broke me
 DiamondMX: LOL
 Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 gnome_friend: 
notarealartist: 
MMoritz: BEEJ
Bunnarchist: LMAOOO
TheAinMAP: Gah!
 Dog_of_Myth:   
 margieargie: Blended, not stirred
 ekimekim: oj(?), gin and vermouth doesn't seem bad actually?
 mercano82: I hope this was in the tarp budget
 Pteraspidomorphi: I'm glad I don't have neighbors anymore
 DigitalSeahorse: spills on the stage tarp
 NanoWowl: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Incredible
 azninsect: oh god
Orxolon: well,if you don't mind,i'm gonna go with Ian's
 electra310: Not in the new studio!
 Lysander_salamander: foamy
Critterbot: This... this is heresy!
josh___something: BEEJ
 UnknownFriday: Back into the glass! What a trendsetter!
 omdorastrix: *claps*
josh___something: XD
 azninsect: marTINI
brutusq13: He deserves the biggest tip!
the_tutorial_boss: hope we had a tarp budget for this
 RockPusher:     
LordManiMani: This might be the funniest thing I've ever seen Beej do. Legit.
 definenull: oh no
7gorobei: man the tarp budget is taking a hit this year
 ButButTheJesus: MARTINIIIIIIIIIII
 WearingCats_CwC: Well played
 electra310: Crunchy!
 samuraitiger19: I hope tehre is no one with bartender experience in the LRR crew cause this would hurt them so much
SourceQuench: golf clap
rabbitgta: There goes the tarp budget
Greggleswong: I am so lost
LeeshaJoy: Commitment to the bit.
 MegaDosX: That's the most gremlin mode martini I've ever seen
ANeMzero: so this is why the love doctors broke up.
 Simonark: Soupy twist
andreagustafson: amazing!
 neb_200: Where's the tarp when you need it 
ShiyokoCL: jesus christ I was not ready for Beej
 DiamondMX: I'd try Beej's. I wouldn't try Ian's. Gin is gross.
 VorlonScout: I'm calling that a Martin
Wrexadecimal: 
 Too_Many_Knives: Good lord this was excellent
 azninsect: hahahahaha
  mtvcdm: HAHAHAHA
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah that tracks
the_tutorial_boss: perfect
 elah806: AMAZING
 NonUniqueGuy: haha
 GredGredmansson: *clunk*
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahahah
 Lysander_salamander: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Loa_Ayizan: Ahahahahaha
 DigitalSeahorse: GIBB!
 FofoATL: very very good
 teddywhosabear: lmao
TriseAlpha: Well, that was fun.
 public_key_reveal_party: Gibb!
bunnysslayer: Clap
 Gabe_Fox: Perfect ending.
 BITs19_: hi Gibb!
 DiscordianTokkan: Hooray!
 Astramentha:     
Orxolon: yeeeyyy Gibbs!!!
 azninsect: hi Gibb
Dmc3628: answering X's
 kilnfiendpotter: LOL
 definenull: we see you too
 head_cannon: Great ending to that madness.
 SmithKurosaki: That was VERY good
 ButButTheJesus dies
SourceQuench: #gibb notice me senpai
Critterbot: They are still just tweets, I will never call them, anything else.
TriseAlpha: Gib has real eyes that work.
 azninsect: answering Toots
 DigitalSeahorse:  
  Sarah_Serinde: Good work Gibb
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: That was extraordinary and I was coughing a bit from laughing
jubale1: what’s this moonbase called
OmnipotentTrevor: X ways to Q&A
frogomb: I believe they are called Exes
 margieargie: Wait, Gibb can see me? I'm not decent!
Wrexadecimal: xmans
 samuraitiger19: You might want to move to Threads Gibb. "X" has become a right wing nazi sfae haven
 loufghyslaufey: 
 jessieimproved: lol
 GredGredmansson: X Took It Away From Us
 kilnfiendpotter: Oh Gibbs. I'm so sorry you found out this way.
jessicaengle: Gib, some people tooted, pls halp
 loufghyslaufey: ow.
 UnknownFriday: Is Gibb on BlueSky? I'd love to give it a code.
 thraximore: 
 Too_Many_Knives: X-COM community up in arms
 MegaDosX: Good news, he's now on Mastodon
TriseAlpha: Some idiot changed its name and nobody slapped him
 Mr_Whyt: X done gave it to me
 azninsect: yep. yep it does
 samuraitiger19: Oh thank god
TacitusVigil: Tweet-mans now X-Mans
  mtvcdm: !mastodon
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 kilnfiendpotter: Huzzah Mastodon!
 ButButTheJesus: yayyy mastodon
 FofoATL: yep gibb
  Foxmar320: Don site best site
 NanoWowl: yeah that site sure does give it to ya these days
 NewtyNewts: made a Matador
 loufghyslaufey: Doots
jessicaengle: Boot up them toots
SourceQuench: #mastodont
 Too_Many_Knives: 
 Dragonality: brb, following Gibb
 RockPusher: 
 memnus:  
 azninsect: brb following gibb
 Lysander_salamander: what even does that mean?
 kilnfiendpotter: Toots: The noises my baby's butt makes. Also posts on Mastodon.
TriseAlpha: Words aren't words, silly.
LostThePirate: * Immediately goes and follows Gibb
 CodeIndigo: i am behind nine federations my dude
 loufghyslaufey: tis fine. Doots would be fine.
josh___something: 
TacitusVigil: The correct level of being Federated is Christopher Pike'd
jessicaengle: 
 azninsect: skeets omg
frogomb:  Gibb, but truth.social is also mastodon and that's gross
TheAinMAP: 
 kilnfiendpotter: Do people not remember what "skeet" means?
 kilnfiendpotter: Because...it's not good.
 ButButTheJesus: ikr?
 SmithKurosaki: @kilnfiendpotter YEA! WHAT?
 incslayer: im being nocturnal right now (its 04:13 in the morning here in sweden)
 MegaDosX: Apparently not, Michelle
 samuraitiger19: @frogomb Wait what?
 control_rig: HOLY SHIT GIBB
 Lysander_salamander: yeah
 vershike: I feel called out, Gibb
SquidVorb: @kilnfiendpotter oh they know
bunnysslayer: TOO REAL
 WearingCats_CwC: Yeah, flying shooting targets...
 control_rig: That was a call out
doubledbear: I prefer calling them Xits [shits]
 Lysander_salamander: very real
 jessieimproved: feels
andreagustafson: MOOD
 thebuzzstreams: ooof, too real
LeeshaJoy: I mean, people have been using "stan" unironically for too damn long
 azninsect: mooood
 kilnfiendpotter: I hate it so much
 DiscordianTokkan: Yeah, Jack apparently forgot nobody thinks of Skeet Shooting as the gun thing anymore
 gnome_friend: At least your not stuck with the Target Kids
 gnome_friend: 
 ekimekim: samuraitiger19: same tech, but every single server blocks them
SourceQuench: Do. Crimes.
 kilnfiendpotter: Oh he's still there.
 loufghyslaufey: Yea?
 BrowneePoints: @kilnfiendpotter we talking shooting trap targets or shooting ropes?
 BjjBrain: I just got StrongBad vibes!
 kilnfiendpotter: Or they're still there.
  Foxmar320: They do that yeah
  mtvcdm: Oh it's a thing they do at mine
 azninsect: definitely still there
 Welbog: Oof
 ghizmou: too real
 DiscordianTokkan: Yup
Dmc3628: OOFA doofa
  Sarah_Serinde: 
  mowdownjoe: @frogomb Most servers don't federate with them.
  ritchards: flat priced?
TacitusVigil: With LIES
TriseAlpha: Cookies. Always cookies.
 Twilight_Spark: Surprisingly traditional.
 awmcmillan: snacks are always good advice
 azninsect: a traditional response
 vershike: You can bribe an academic with cheese
 UnknownFriday: Actually genuinely good advice.
 ani_laurel: that's actually good advise
 Dillatont: My wife has a PhD. That's actually what you do for your committee, no joke
 Atarra: noted
TacitusVigil: It's a PhD, not masters!
 kilnfiendpotter: @BrowneePoints There's a third definition that is revealed in the song "Get Low"
 RockPusher:   
 bubba0077: Am Ph.D., can confirm
TacitusVigil: @Dillatont Yeah, food helps.
 azninsect: 
  Foxmar320: The deep Gibb lore
 Saintnex: wait we have Gibb lore?
 GredGredmansson: don't worry, me neither
 ani_laurel: lmao
 azninsect: theyre just...meat pies
 kilnfiendpotter: I remember this because it nearly destroyed my Prom building
 margieargie: Need a Gibb Lore Bible
 MegaDosX: They're great!
ChaoticObserver: And so am I
 azninsect: and yes we expect you to be ok with it
 Mr_Horrible: sounds very Australian
 Serpens77: uh yeah, because they're delicious
 RockPusher: steak n cheese n bacon
jessicaengle: Ouch
NimrodXIV: time to update the LRR wiki
 MomoNo9: @Saintnex Someone must
 WearingCats_CwC: Generic "meat" pie
SourceQuench: #meatpiefloater
 ButButTheJesus: i am not
 public_key_reveal_party: gibb momentarily smashes through the 4th wall
 jessieimproved: Australian meat pies rock
 azninsect: red sauce with the squeeze packets
 kilnfiendpotter: Or if you're Sweeney Todd, the last customer
MMoritz: pies with meat in. makes sense to me
 RockPusher:   
 loufghyslaufey: What a Meats-tery Pie this is...
mrverbal: you absolutely do not want to know the specifics fo the meat
 Mr_Horrible: but I also trust that because they usually prefer better stuff than us
frogomb: Gibb is the best Strongbad ever
 thebuzzstreams: You can't expect me to learn my own lore when Skyrim has been released so many times.
 kilnfiendpotter: Clearly we apply half a Gritty
  r10pez10: that's just good sanding advice
 Pharmacistjudge: wow, gibb went hard
DekiSystem: 
SourceQuench: Attend the tale of Sweeny Gibb.
 Pharmacistjudge:   
 UnknownFriday: Also, send to Philly.
TacitusVigil: The parts not on fire
 SmithKurosaki: @Pharmacistjudge Did he answer the question well?
 GredGredmansson: i knew it
 Diabore: Theres so much fire right now
 BITs19_: omg i love that place
 azninsect: 
epsilon_vee: ggwp
 ani_laurel: its SUPER WIERD
 PharaohBender27: Argh, how much of Gibb did I miss?
 rogerivany: Jade is at James' house...I assume.
TriseAlpha: magic
 kilnfiendpotter: Wait there's a TV show about Canadian jade?
 Lysander_salamander: what?
NimrodXIV: sooo good
 Too_Many_Knives: -1 * -1 = 1
 Pharmacistjudge: @SmithKurosaki not sure how many refills still
 GredGredmansson: Nate Hehim
blip2004: the Enchanted Forest is so good
skysonglark: chat please look up pictures of the enchanted forest
 baltimore_667083: isnt the longest railroad tunnel in north america fairly close to revelstoke?
 SmithKurosaki: @Pharmacistjudge Try 3?
 ani_laurel: its an overpriced tourist trap
 Dog_of_Myth: @kilnfiendpotter There is.
 Scarbble: love a good coulis
TriseAlpha: Actually...
 definenull: ohno
Wrexadecimal: 
 azninsect: but what if...
 Mr_Horrible: wait yes I would
 incslayer: i feel a new segment
 DiscordianTokkan: Hah!
 jessieimproved: actually...
 thebuzzstreams: That's the deepest stare i've seen Gibb give. that was magical
TacitusVigil: Brilliant!
 azninsect: exactly
 GredGredmansson: Pistachio!
 ani_laurel: @baltimore_667083 tunnel mountain, not super close
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 Lysander_salamander: I do like chocolate and lime
ANeMzero: apparently -real- balsamic is good on ice cream.
 niccus: mmmm salad dressing sundaes
SourceQuench: @skysonglark safe search on! safe search on!
MMoritz: i miss pistachio
 kilnfiendpotter: @Dog_of_Myth What is it?
  mtvcdm: Hi James
 gnome_friend: #Blame 
 GhostValv: D:
 Saintnex: hahahaha
hackingducks: actually... I would put a citrus vinaigrette on sorbet.
 margieargie: #blamejames
 Dragonality: Having just looked up the Enchanted Forest: What? That's so wild!
NimrodXIV: 
 Atarra: bahahaha
 LadyAiluros: LOLOLOL
 MegaDosX: #BlameJames
Haroldholmes25: james
LostThePirate: XD
 PharaohBender27: @kilnfiendpotter IIRC, it is based on a location that the LRR crew passed through during Road Quest
 GredGredmansson: I love that song
  mowdownjoe:  
 DiamondMX: And copyright struck
 Saintnex: Heck ya James
TacitusVigil: Why is Ashley sad? 
 loufghyslaufey: lmao 
 azninsect: a copyright strike
 TheMerricat: @kilnfiendpotter https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4864538/
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 MegaDosX: Shots fired
 Dog_of_Myth: @kilnfiendpotter Jade Fever
 RockPusher: 
 azninsect: hahahaha
 Lysander_salamander: 
 loufghyslaufey: OOF
NimrodXIV: LMAO
 ghyllnox: 
 thraximore: 
 public_key_reveal_party: 
  mtvcdm: noot noot
 herph: 
 ButButTheJesus: your hair never falls in quite the same way
DekiSystem: 
 GredGredmansson: newt newt
doubledbear: lol
 NewtyNewts: Newt!
 NewtyNewts: (it's me)
 kilnfiendpotter: But the curse!
 SmithKurosaki: Hi Newt
 loufghyslaufey: that backfire escalated quickly
 kilnfiendpotter: @NewtyNewts Oh no, how cursed are you
jessicaengle: 
SourceQuench: #lore
 gnome_friend: I enjoyed my time in Madagascar
 NewtyNewts: @kilnfiendpotter 'The friend' is now starting a gofundme
 Too_Many_Knives: hehehehe
 Saintnex: I wonder why
 DeM0nFiRe: 
NimrodXIV: more lore!
 iSmartMan1: I have SEVERAL questions
 thraximore: 
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 Mr_Horrible: that was the mascot for one of my high school quizbowl series
 iSmartMan1: Tumblr doesn't need federation, it's perfect the way it is
SourceQuench: #aukjustice
jubale1: aukward
ANeMzero: that bird sounds aukward.
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Critterbot: extincted is not a word.
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 TheMerricat: @Lysander_salamander The 'cloud' of network services based on federating things like Mastadon.
 BITs19_: hey that's me!
  mtvcdm: 
 Lysander_salamander: Tumblr has the Tumbeast
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 loufghyslaufey: hahahaha
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 kilnfiendpotter: @NewtyNewts Let's hope they have the same lawyers as 45
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 PharaohBender27: TOOT TOOT
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 kilnfiendpotter: Yesss
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 Saintnex: uhhhh
 loufghyslaufey: doo-doo-doot-doot
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Wrexadecimal: looool
TacitusVigil: Awww, it's not that bad...relatively speaking.
 Mr_Horrible: @Sarah_Serinde the gruff affect *is* very reminiscent
 memnus: toot toot a too!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
  Foxmar320: welp
Ceris75: pistashio
doubledbear: One day they'll give Gibb at crew
 GredGredmansson: ooh follow up
 definenull: F
 loufghyslaufey: more LRRp-Etts!
jessicaengle:  
 LadyAiluros: Sherbert
MMoritz: Pistachio is wonderful
hackingducks: sorbet was exactly the way to go.
  Sarah_Serinde: @Mr_Horrible Yeah it really is
 PharaohBender27: 
 loufghyslaufey: 
 margieargie: I do too, Pistachio, doesn't stop me <_<
TacitusVigil: RIP Pistachio
 Serpens77: I guess he made it out of that box
 azninsect: and there goes pistachio
 RockPusher:    
 Astramentha: RIPstachio
 PigmyWurm: Good lean by serge
  r10pez10: good flex lean serge
 NewtyNewts: Serge doing his stretches!
 DiscordianTokkan: Dollarama!
TriseAlpha: Dolleridoo Store?
 BITs19_: o rly!
 northos: canadian baste?
jubale1: see some poor bloke makes a good platform, then it gets popular and suddenly poor guy is billionaire.  then you have to quit
 Diabore: hell yeah dollarama
blip2004: oh nooooo
 GredGredmansson: a Canadian, Based, Dollar Store
 Mr_Horrible: better than the Canadian Cringe Dollar Store
SourceQuench: Pistachio lives on in our hearts.
TacitusVigil: @TriseAlpha That's Australia
 Darleysam: OH, the bucket says "chum"
 Fruan: Wait, is that a chum bucket on the floor?
 Nuurgle: The Loonystore
doubledbear: rip Buck or Two
 Welbog: Worryingly cheap chocolate
  Foxmar320: Oh this is going to be gooood
ANeMzero: I've always been curious about the Meteor bars and the like.
Mysticman89: I got baja blast from a dollerstore
laudablecalms: Big fan of the CUUM bucket
 Lord_Hosk: What do we do when Texan_Reverend wins the lotto and becomes a billionaire?
 loufghyslaufey: & Pistachio was neither seen nor heard from again...; but not in ThaT order.
 djalternative: White Label brands we call them
 GreatWahooney: Dollarama sounds like a bargain bin Dalai Lama
 kilnfiendpotter: Generic-off!
TriseAlpha: Oh dear God...
poryout: worried about the bucket under the table labeled CHUM
 RockPusher: Genuine Smikers
NimrodXIV: oh boy
 DrLigmaPhD: G were you about to say "the trade didn't like the session..."???
 Lysander_salamander: oh boy
 Diabore: @Fruan never be too careful with knock of choco
SourceQuench: It (chum bucket) will all. Be. Fine.
 Farwalker: Having eaten every one of the Dollarama knock-offs that I've found, this is going to be deeply pleasurable.
 shurtal: MUH BRANDS
SquidVorb: This is going to be fun
 iris_of_ether: Uh ohhh
 ani_laurel: the chum bucket is there because they ran out of tarp
 freshbubba: Chat we all know its CUUM
TriseAlpha: Prepare to taste a LOT of aspartame, kids
 Mr_Horrible: can't wait to learn about Coffee Cruft
jessicaengle: 
TacitusVigil: Winner gets glory! Loser gets fired! 
 Veraphage: knockolate bars
 HbombAndFriends: At the Dollarama, with the Dalai Lama. You can buy a deck of cards, but you can’t buy good karma.
 ani_laurel: ooooh, presentation
 kilnfiendpotter: Ghiradelli vs. Shilladelli?
  Foxmar320: Titan is so big
Dezufnocosem: loooong
 CodeIndigo: bow down nougat-dweller
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 korvys: Oh, I think you can get those at Aldi
 baltimore_667083: titan satisfies
 NoOne_OfConsequence: It's enormous.
 Mr_Horrible: I don't think Snickers can compete with the moon of Saturn
 azninsect: loooong
 FofoATL: titan wow
 Pharmacistjudge: are we bringing out the chocolate bar guillotine?
 LPS_97: According to a friend of mine, the kitkat knockoff is better than actual kitkats
 DrLigmaPhD: I love Megamind
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 niccus: titan the buttocks, pour juice on the chin
 GredGredmansson: The Titan Bar sounds like a Protein bar
Wrexadecimal: IAN
SourceQuench: Look what your careless hands have wrought.
 kilnfiendpotter: LOLOLOL
 PharaohBender27: Titan looks thinner but longer
 NrgSpoon: titan tastes like a dipped granola bar without granola
MasterNoda: @PharaohBender27 
 LiveFaust: SERGE.
 MomoNo9: But will you chop them with the guillotine?
 WearingCats_CwC: Anger of the chocolate
 kilnfiendpotter: Oh no Serge that sounds so laviscious
YeomanAres: The top swirl on snickers is distinct
 DigitalSeahorse: I'm gonna have a bar too but not one of those
 Featherweight_: "chocolate" "Bars"
 RockPusher:   
 gnome_friend: !findquote goblin
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  r10pez10: i wonder if these were cut with the guillotine
TacitusVigil: Dark Nouget is the next power in Destiny
 kilnfiendpotter: Sighhhh I'm so sad my baby has a peanut allergy
 Mr_Horrible: Dark Nougat is a resource in the newest Destiny 2 season, pretty sure
 eshplode: Now I want a chocolate bar
TriseAlpha: They might need some palatte-cleansing
 Rhynerd: Nougat clues
 shurtal: the Dark Nougat, with Tom Cruise and Russel Crowe
greenday61892: question: why didn't G just use two different colored dice
 42MiLLyWays: Dropped something on the floor... Might be phone?
 Mr_Horrible: Damn, TacitusVigil beat me to it! 
ALLxISxLOST: New get
SourceQuench: I for one welcome our Dark Nougat overlords.
Orxolon: "Cause I'm a goblin" can be applied to so many things that i do XD
   LoadingReadyRun: Evaluate the Nougosity
 kilnfiendpotter: The mouthfeel?
 loufghyslaufey: vs. correlation,  ?
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 Serpens77: chocolate bars can apparently be al dente
TacitusVigil: @Mr_Horrible I think yours was better though 
 MomoNo9: Also how's the texture?
 RockPusher:  
 Mr_Horrible: @TacitusVigil honored to share the brain cell nonetheless
 42MiLLyWays: Serge and Kathleen look between you on the floor... Dropped something.
 samuraitiger19: IAN
 DrLigmaPhD: no. 2: More Nutt
 Featherweight_: Can you taste the 30 cent price difference?
 control_rig: Harsh
  mtvcdm: This is probably a pretty simple score.
 Pteraspidomorphi: Could they affect each other depending on the order? Should there be a palate cleanser?
SourceQuench: Are we not, in our secret heart, a goblin?
 FofoATL: ummm ok Ian
  alexsteacy: @kilnfiendpotter hayyy
Ceris75: Ian
Bruceski: Now we know that Ian has tasted milky gym mats
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Orxolon: between those bars you could judge'em on the bars size(?
Werdnae: Thank you for reminding me that I got a snickers bar on the way home from work the other day that I haven't eaten yet
 MegaDosX: Isn't Snickers a Mars brand chocolate bar though?
TriseAlpha: Giggles
  alexsteacy: milky mats
 Mr_Horrible: Giggles
The_Ninjurai: Giggles
 Creature_Comforts: Snackers
 CouldntPickAUsername: snockers
Wrexadecimal: Cameron D:<
 Diabore: CAM
DekiSystem: WHAT
 MegaDosX: Cameron no
MadmanOreo: the real question is did they nail the snicker's veun?
 Fruan: Chuckles
  r10pez10: excyse
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 kilnfiendpotter: @alexsteacy suuuupppp
TacitusVigil: The Last Days of Kraken Snickers
 ButButTheJesus: cam
 azninsect: CAM
jubale1: guffaws
LeeshaJoy: Chortles
laudablecalms: Oh boy
 FofoATL: laughs?
 ghyllnox: 
 MomoNo9: snickers to giggles maybe?
 LarkSachrosis: Name it after some other race horse
 GredGredmansson:  
  Foxmar320: It's so thin
Orxolon: bueno significa "good"
 DrLigmaPhD: Get Cam to a candy producer IMMEDIATELY
 MegaDosX: I have never had a Bueno either
 GredGredmansson: I've seen Bueno in stores but have never had it
TriseAlpha: Kender Bueno is already a knockoff Toblerone
TacitusVigil: Disappointed that it's not "good" in another language
warpstonewarlock: Bueno is average
NimrodXIV: I'm sensing a "longer" theme
superdude097: Those images look rather different
 LarkSachrosis: Kinder bueno is pretty good
 Travilogue: is that anything like an Afternoon Delight?
 VorlonScout: I've never seen a Bueno. Canadian exclusive, I assume?
 NightValien28: its impossible not to know crispy bueno, its too good
 Mr_Horrible: Crispy De-Light is also a new resource in... you get the bit
 FofoATL: "thats no bueno" bravo Ian
doubledbear: R u sure? cruispy delight looks more like a crunch bar??
 Rhynerd: The images implies it’d be easy to tell the difference
 IbunWest: No they have Bueno in the US too
 azninsect: oooh buenos
 Diabore: @GredGredmansson iirc its coconut?
 DiamondMX: Bueno is common in the US, too.
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
TacitusVigil: The other is Older "Gut"
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 MegaDosX: Serge, phrasing
Bunnarchist: I've seen bueno in the us, they're okay
fnoggchamp: @Diabore hazelnut
 niccus: nah bueno's been making a huge leeway stateside. maybe regional
 Welbog: The tuuuube
 samuraitiger19: Crispy Delight is not the analog for Nestle Crunch/
 VorlonScout: Huh. Weird that I've never seen it here.
ALLxISxLOST: I cant believe its not bueno
  mtvcdm: The packaging implies an easy tell but apparently not.
Ceris75: Lol
  Juliamon: I don't see Buenos often, but yeah, they're in the US
 CodeIndigo: bueno is tasty
 KeytarCat: @VorlonScout I get them in southern California
 PTElder: Oh the visual difference is obvious.
Bunnarchist: Very strong in the hazelnut taste in my experience
SquidVorb: @vorlonscout We have bueno here in South America too
 IbunWest: I am a fan of Bueno
 VorlonScout: (My wife says she has seen them, so I'm just unobservant.)
 Mr_Horrible: I've been seeing Bueno in my grocery store, yeah. I don't think I cared for it?
TacitusVigil: Kinder Bueno are great
ChaoticObserver: I mean, not completely off ingredient wise
ShiyokoCL: I've seen Buenos in Chile, didn't like them
 azninsect: there is an easy tell visually but i do wonder about taste
 Saintnex: Yea, visually its really easy to tell
 Diabore: @fnoggchamp whats the coconut chocolate bar then?
  mtvcdm: I cannot wait for them to declare a knockoff superior.
  Foxmar320: It's been a while since ive seen a Buenos
fnoggchamp: @Diabore Bounty?
 VorlonScout: @mtvcdm It's bound to happen
 Pteraspidomorphi: I only dislike Bueno because they're too expensive for what you get. I gobble them up almost immediately
 TheMerricat: Kinder Bueno (Kinder is German for "children", bueno is Spanish for "good") is a chocolate biscuit and wafer confection made by Italian confectionery maker Ferrero. Part of the Kinder Chocolate brand line, Kinder Bueno is a hazelnut-cream-filled wafer covered in milk chocolate and a dark chocolate drizzle.[1] Kinder Bueno was launched in 1990 and is available in 60 countries. It is sold in packs of two, three, six, and boxes of twelve.
 definenull: ian with the descriptions LuL
Bleeding_Edge: hahahaha
 MegaDosX: Ian has such a way with words
SourceQuench: You mean filberts?
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 loufghyslaufey: which is the wafer?
 WearingCats_CwC: Ian has the best chocolate metaphors
SquidVorb: HazelNOT
 DrLigmaPhD: Ian is correct, no. 1 is knockoff
hackingducks: bueno or mal?
 kilnfiendpotter: Ah, another bar my child cannot eat
Orxolon: es bueno o malo?
SourceQuench: Queien es mas beuno?
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
 RockPusher: hahahahaha
 DiamondMX: lol
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha
Orxolon: hahahahah
 definenull: beejdrop
TriseAlpha: Beej called dibs
 azninsect: hi beej
 MegaDosX: Suddenly, Beej
 FofoATL: Beeg
 Darleysam: man, I might have to pick up some Bueno soon, that stuff's so good
 Dog_of_Myth: Beej went for speed
Critterbot: The one with the wafer is the bueno, I believe it's number 2.
Critterbot: Yupp...
 SFSMaus: A sudden beej appears
 Tangsm: I'm really glad Beej didn't eat the dice.
TacitusVigil: Nestle Kranch Bar
 CodeIndigo: buenos are also like 40% air too
 DrLigmaPhD: Called it on the visual, maybe I have too much of a sweet tooth
 TemporallyAwry: @Tangsm There's still time 
 LarkSachrosis: https://clips.twitch.tv/HyperShakingRaccoonThisIsSparta-3mtEk6aRL9YBykfE
 kilnfiendpotter: I love the idea of a Ferrero Rocher bar
 Mr_Horrible: Snickers in a vacuum
 TheMerricat: FThe Kinder Bueno bar is made in the factories of France and Warsaw, Poland. As of 2022, a new production facility for the North American market is being constructed in Bloomington, Illinois - which is why folk are seeing it more in NA recently.
SourceQuench: Beej. Eat. The. Dice.
 Diabore: ooh
 azninsect: meteor? titan? these are some names
  Foxmar320: All of the knock offs as so long
 DigitalSeahorse: nice
 Mr_Horrible: Mars and Kuiper
 margieargie: A battle that has happened many time in the past
 Dragonality: Meat-eor
 Pharmacistjudge: meatier candy bar?
TriseAlpha: Get it? it has more meat in it.
TacitusVigil: Mars vs Meater 
 DeM0nFiRe: Meteor looks like 90s packaging
hackingducks: mm meatier bar
 LarkSachrosis: Meteor looks like a video game asset
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/AntsyRoughWaspBigBrother-ncyLP-pst3SZkNdU
 CouldntPickAUsername: cam can't have this one, he's vegetarian
 CodeIndigo: METEOR O.K.
fnoggchamp: i've had all these knock offs and they're surprisingly fine
 GredGredmansson: I've almost never had a Mars Bar
 Nuurgle: Serge only eats old man candy
 DrLigmaPhD: Never had a MArs bar
 BrowneePoints: Meteor looks like it has condom packaging
 samuraitiger19: wow
 kilnfiendpotter: @Foxmar320 They're trying to replace quality with quantity
 loufghyslaufey: Mars looks from not nearby from here
warpstonewarlock: @TheMerricat Huh, I did not know Buenos are being made here
  mtvcdm: It's pretty close
Critterbot: I don't know what it is, but i have never liked Mars bars.
 Lord_Hosk: Isnt Mars a snickers with no peanut in Canada?
TacitusVigil: Martian topography
DoodlestheGreat: We don't have Mars in the US any more. They got renamed Snickers Almond.
 BrowneePoints: I've also never had a Mars Bar
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  Defrost: @Lord_Hosk, Not really
 Mr_Horrible: IDK I always thought Mars had peanut
 CodeIndigo: Canadian Mars are US Milky Ways?
 Mr_Horrible: *IDK why
TheAinMAP: I've heard of Mars Bars so much, but I don't think I've ever had the chance to have one.
MMoritz: In Australia Mars and Snickers have different nougat
TriseAlpha: Not a fan of toffee myself, but Mars is tolerable.
 TheMerricat: So the Metor isn't 'quite' a knockoff brand - The Meteor is a chocolate bar that contains caramel and chewy nougat. It is manufactured in Turkey and packaged with Dollarama branding for the Canadian market. Some say the Meteor doesn't have much flavor, but it does have a satisfying caramel ribbon. Others say it has lots of sticky caramel sweetness and chewy nougat that isn't too dense or too soft.
 LiveFaust: Especially if you have to temper your chocolate. 
TacitusVigil: [Beej has already eaten all the extras]
SourceQuench: This is not a place of buenos. No great deed is commemorated here.
 Sudobyte: I love Mars. but I'm peanut allergic so my options tend to be limited
 MegaDosX: Australian chocolate has to be different too so it can survive the heat better
 BrowneePoints: I remember its marketing or legal something
 CodeIndigo: Meteor sounds most like milky way
 TheMerricat: Doh, forgot chat was up.
  Juliamon: What I'm gathering is that Mars is like Snickers but with 3 Musketeers nougat?
  Juliamon: Always assume chat is up.
 TemporallyAwry: Your research skills are too fast 
 NrgSpoon: 3 musketeers with caramel, kinda
 MegaDosX: u up chat?
 LarkSachrosis: There used to be a Three Musketeers that was nougat
 Farwalker: @Juliamon If you're in the US? It's a Milky Way.
 PharaohBender27: (Unless they explicitly say "We're hiding chat")
 GredGredmansson: dang Ian has a great pallate
 DiscordianTokkan: @Juliamon Mars also doesn't have peanuts (and in fact is touted as being done in a Peanut Free zone)
 KeytarCat: A thousand, but yeah
 RockPusher: Engage the scruta-Beej
SourceQuench: Wouldn't we all like to find out more about the ingredients?
 CodeIndigo: 3 musketeers is just nougat iirc
 PharaohBender27: 
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 niccus: they all do! chocolate's like that
 margieargie: Did any of them smell like bitter almonds?
 Twilight_Spark: One was poisoned, half of the other was the antidote. Good luck!
  r10pez10: moon is made of cheese, mars is made of corn
  Defrost: `Mars bar is a chocolate bar with nougat and caramel, coated with milk chocolate. In the United States, it is marketed as the Milky Way bar.`
Thatwasademo: Yeah, if the "knockoff" is a canada exclusive it won't be benefiting from corn subsidies, right?
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 Farwalker: (Internationally, Milky Way is what the US calls 3 Musketeers)
 ani_laurel: Yeah, you can have multiple types of glucose. It makes avoiding corn hell in NA
MMoritz: @defrost I'm so confused
 MegaDosX: Is the US Milky Way the same as the Australian Milky Way?
 northos: sticker and thickier
 Diabore: the ol sticker and thicker
 NrgSpoon: Meteor tastes a bit like a Dipps bar
 public_key_reveal_party: does the new moonbase have a mass spectrometer?
 TheMerricat: Almost _all_ of the 'knockoffs' Dollarama sells are acutally 'real' bars but made in Turkey and then imported.
 RockPusher: chewy pillow
 LiveFaust: Thickier
 CodeIndigo: WE NEED INTERNATIONAL CANDY STANDARDIZATION
TriseAlpha: Here, Milky Way has caramel, and 3 Musketeers doesn't.
oatway: the twogout
 Farwalker: @MegaDosX No. An Australian Milky Way in the US would be a 3 Musketeers. A US Milky Way would be a Mars bar in Australia.
SourceQuench: "Has Stickier Nougat", claims DaVeer heiress
  Defrost: The US need to stop renaming other candy brands
 LarkSachrosis: Also, some manufacturers are no longer calling it 'high fructose corn syrup'
 azninsect: oh
  Foxmar320: 4fun lol
  Juliamon: CodeIndigo Yes please, I wish to taste Coffee Crisps
  mtvcdm: 4 [four[ fun
The_Ninjurai: Never seen a chunky kit kat
 azninsect: chonky vs 4kids anime
 DigitalSeahorse: fun with 4s
 MegaDosX: @Farwalker Good to know, thanks
CompleatedPinkie: No guillotine?
TriseAlpha: My blood sugar is spiking just watching this
chaps_the_goblin_king: no guillotine?
 Mazrae: Is 4fun the 4kids version??
LPS_97: According to a friend of mine, 4Fun is better than Kit Kats
poryout: as opposed to 4glory, Cam???
 CodeIndigo: @Juliamon I do too
 WearingCats_CwC: The 4fun dub of LRR is a classic
hackingducks: is it the four-loco of candy bars?
 MegaDosX: Kit Kat Chunky is the superior Kit Kat, send toot
7gorobei: 3 musketeers originally came in 3 flavors. choc vanilla strawberry
SourceQuench: Eat the d6, it'll taste better.
 incslayer: i miss the white kit kat chunky
  Defrost: 4fun vs 4loco
  Foxmar320: Yeah ive never seen chunky KitKat either
 Mr_Horrible: Big Kat is great
 iSmartMan1: Tip: when cutting candy bars, chill or freeze them beforehand for a cleaner cut
  Juliamon: Chunky KitKats are best KitKats
 Bearudite: strictly better kitkat
 Darleysam: peanut kitkat chunky is LIFE
warpstonewarlock: It is very good
 DrLigmaPhD: I swear I've seen 4 Fun at a Mexican grocery store
 loufghyslaufey: kit-wut?
 Diabore: "oh wait this is fantastic"
 GredGredmansson: I think I've had a few of those
 SmithKurosaki: I actually prefer the chunkies
 CodeIndigo: Heck yeah big kat
ChaoticObserver: I believe that's a Big Kat in the US, though Kit Kats in the US is also made by a different company than Kit Kats in the rest of the world.
 kilnfiendpotter: I ate Apple Pie kitkats in Japan and they were...a choice.
 tod_vom_himmel: i prefer the mini kitkats
 DoctorHutch: in US i think its called Big Kat?
 DigitalSeahorse: I bet they'll all get 4s this time 4fun
 RockPusher: take 4 kitkat chunkys, make big kitkat
 Lord_Hosk: Kit Kat chunky has the wrong mix of wafer and chocolate for me
 Saintnex: turns out just getting MORE kitkat in one bar is real good
DoodlestheGreat: I've seen KK Chunkys in the US. Very nice.
 SmithKurosaki: THey just dont get as many fun flavours
 Featherweight_: yeah, love a good chunk
ShiyokoCL: matcha kitkat best kitkat tbh
mrverbal: we've got a dark orange kitkat out here and it's great
 tod_vom_himmel: the tiny ones packaged for haloween
 Sudobyte: @Darleysam I would argue it's the opposite, but allergies
 LarkSachrosis: The might just be a regional branding of Big-Kat?
 Mr_Horrible: yeah, US calls them Kit-Kat Big Kat
 GredGredmansson: oh right, Big Kat yeah
 BrowneePoints: Kit-Fats
 Nuurgle: Chunky is a completely different candy bar
mendokusai_jamesdean: As someone who cant stomach chocolate anymore this hurts
 crono3453: There was a grocery store chain here where I am in the states that for a glorious moment had Lion bars and Violent Crumbles, I miss Violet Crumble
 loufghyslaufey: I don't think I've seen any nearby
 PharaohBender27: @kilnfiendpotter 
 azninsect: i just....like the density of the kit-kat chunky
 kilnfiendpotter: @mrverbal Wait WHERE
 CodeIndigo: us kit kat is Hershey's, international is nestle
MMoritz: I used to love the kit kat chunky ice cream bars
 GredGredmansson: Chunky Bars have Raisins in them, don't they
 Darleysam: @Sudobyte well okay, yes, you got me there
DoodlestheGreat: I also recently got a Churro flavor KitKat.
 ladylinzington: kitkat chunky with peanut butter is a god tier bar
mrverbal: @kilnfiendpotter Australia
hackingducks: yeah I don't care for the big kats or the big reeses because they mess up the ratios
 kilnfiendpotter: @mrverbal Nooooo
 spethycakes: the best kitkat I've ever had was yuzu matcha, and I haven't been able to find it since
 DigitalSeahorse:  fun
TriseAlpha: Chonkster
 MegaDosX: Well that's terible
 GredGredmansson: @ladylinzington Aren't those Reese Sticks?
  r10pez10: big the cat got a chocolate bar?
 ani_laurel: its very visceral
 Mr_Horrible: Kit-Kat Oh Lawd He Comin
 MegaDosX: terrible
  ritchards: we got Kit Kat Chunky here in NZ
 NotCainNorAbel: Kit Kat Royal
 kilnfiendpotter: Kit-Kat Chonk
 LarkSachrosis: It's 'Merica, it's gotta me bigger
 DrLigmaPhD: I like em big, I like em chunky...
kirbyjules: why is that guy standing, does he not get a chair? is he not special enough for chair-dom
 NrgSpoon: We're acclimated to Coffee Crisp, so large wafer is cool
 niccus: is 4fun's filling also made of recycled 4fun?
 TemporallyAwry: Isn't Chunky is a soup brand in the US?
 SFSMaus: @mr_horrible 
laudablecalms: Chunky is a different candy bar here. It’s got raisins in it, I think.
SourceQuench: Cruchiness Retained in the Wafers is the seventh, and vastly under-rated Count Basie record.
 VorlonScout: There is another candy bar named Chunky in the US, that might be why
callmesteppinrazor: @hackingducks I have been trying to explain for YEARS why I don't like these, and I couldn't until I saw your comment
  Juliamon: kirbyjules He's the presenter
MasterNoda: I wish NA had access to Japanese kitkats
 GhostValv: D:
  mtvcdm: Our first dissent!
ShiyokoCL: @spethycakes thanks for creating me a compelling need for that kitkat
 DigitalSeahorse: Serge with the combo breaker
 TheMerricat: @kirbyjules Game show hosts don't sit with the contestants.
ChargingFurret: serge switched the sides when grabbing them
  Defrost: Ian sure has a way with words
 niccus: imagine if dollarama tried to knock off japanese kitkat
kirbyjules: @Juliamon then he should have best chair
 MegaDosX: RIP
 spethycakes: @ShiyokoCL you're welcome and I'm sorry
 kilnfiendpotter: I feel like I'd suck at this, because I don't eat enough candy bars
 samuraitiger19: SERGE NOOOOO!
 Serpens77: that was not 4Fun for Serge
 TheMerricat: 4Funs actually have a huge fan base according to the internet.
 Rhynerd: The tie begins to fall apart
 DigitalSeahorse: oh
 MegaDosX: I think I'd do reasonably well at this
 TemporallyAwry: User Error 
 NanoWowl: Serge is only on 3fun right now
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 LiveFaust: Seems like a skill issue.
TriseAlpha: Wait... isn't Cam lactose intolerant?
 Lysander_salamander: oh my
 PharaohBender27: 
MasterNoda: This is the best one
 MegaDosX: Wow
 DigitalSeahorse: this is making me hungry
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
hackingducks: wow
MasterNoda: for a copy
 samuraitiger19: The true Left vs Right Twix!
 MegaDosX: Twix found on Wish.com
 Mr_Horrible: not Deux? Cowards!
 FofoATL: duet nice
 CodeIndigo: DU IT
 LarkSachrosis: It's all left Twix
 MegaDosX: Twix are so great
  Juliamon: TriseAlpha I think *most* of the crew is to an extent
 GredGredmansson: is that Left Twix or Right Twix that you're using, Graham
 ghyllnox: @trisealpha You'll find a lot of lactose intolerant people frequently eat it anyways
 BrowneePoints: A slightly chilled peanut butter twix is HEAVENLY
 DrLigmaPhD: Couldn't go with "Twinx"??? Homophobic knockoff bbrands smh
MasterNoda: I love how not-confident Duet has in the font
 NewtyNewts: @Mr_Horrible Deux Est Chocolat
 Mr_Horrible: Duet is the Lost Middle Twix
MasterNoda: It really is not convinced of itself
 duskcheetah: but what if they get a left twix and right duet?
Critterbot: Twix doesn't have a wafer, it's just a biscuit.
 GredGredmansson: Right Twix then
 ghyllnox: That was Gred!
 niccus: nothing sinister here
 Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePoints this is objectively the correct way to eat them. Just a little firmness
Ceris75: Left is better
 Diabore: one of them cascaded the caramel
  Defrost: Graham keeping the left hand of darkness
  Foxmar320: It was a good champaign honestly
 LarkSachrosis: You do not want the left hand isomer
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 zimmercj: I could never understand that ad campaign
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 margieargie: I prefer up twix
 MegaDosX: Sigh.
 Lysander_salamander: wild
 CodeIndigo: Salted caramel twix are AMAZING
mrverbal: @kilnfiendpotter their is apparently an american website  called 'treatsfromoz' which can help with your orange kitkat needs
 SachielOne: Found the Alex
 ani_laurel: It was brilliant. I laughed so hard
 Lord_Hosk: Apparently it does make a very very slight difference, it has to do with how they sit in a box
 GredGredmansson: Thanks Graham
  mtvcdm: Eat your Twix sideways
chaps_the_goblin_king: shreddies = frosted mini wheats?
SourceQuench: Someone just actually died off screen.
 Mr_Horrible: apply a Quaternion to the shreddies and see how mad people get
 TheMerricat: @SourceQuench Beej
 flatluigi: i like how alex hasn't been a bit but has been consistently in the background today
 CodeIndigo: @chaps_the_goblin_king Or Life?
 CastleOtranto: Diamond Shreddies were "created" by a guy who wanted to write for Stephen Colbert
 LiveFaust: Charm Twix for me, margieargie
 Mazrae: Can always tell Alex from his laugh
 SmithKurosaki: @mrverbal They also come out in canadian groceries stores around lunar new year
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mrverbal: @SmithKurosaki oh neat
 DiscordianTokkan: Shreddies are a Whole Wheat Life, rather than Corn
SourceQuench: @TheMerricat Oh, that's OK then. Wait wat.
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  mtvcdm: Well, hey, we did get a preferred knockoff.
 MegaDosX: This judging panel is nailing this, barring Serge's brief goof
 zimmercj: I'm craving a big Turk but I live in the USA
 BrowneePoints: 100% @mr_horrible a slightly chilled Peanut Butter Twix is GOATED
 RockPusher: You have to really try hard to fail as a chocolate bar to have someone actively not want to eat you
SourceQuench: @zimmercj This sounds like a Tindr problem.
MasterNoda: lmfao
 MegaDosX: Oh no.
 CodeIndigo: Hey US folks if you have a Rocket Fizz store you can get a lot of really hard to find candy
 Diabore: theres the coconut
  Foxmar320: Island Bar lol
 midnightcurryjazz: oooooo
 PharaohBender27: 
 GredGredmansson: I've never heard of Bounty
 niccus: no spunow???
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  r10pez10: love a good bounty
 RockPusher: I like Bounty
 SmithKurosaki: Island Bars are actually decent
 Welbog: Island Bar isn't Nanaimo Bar?
 Darleysam: PuttPutt bleh
 Lord_Hosk: never heard of bounty
 Twilight_Spark: Paper towel?
 zimmercj: @SourceQuench More like Grinder
TriseAlpha: definitely not a Mounds bar
 Mr_Horrible: I'd love to go to Island Bar for cocktails
 kilnfiendpotter: A bar that taps for blue!
 GredGredmansson: Bounty is a Paper Towel in the US
  ritchards: can't stand coconut
brutusq13: Never heard of either
 Sudobyte: I love bounty
 Serpens77: I like Bounty!
 theamc2000: Gonna be honest the IS look like a B
 SymphonicLolita: 
 Lysander_salamander: Bounty vs. Mounds?
  mtvcdm: Coconut sucks
warpstonewarlock: Bounties are great
 ghyllnox: I've not heard of Bounty in the US, Bounty is a laundry detergent brand
 CodeIndigo: And if you can't get to Rocket Fizz you might want to find an It'sugar
 LurkerSpine: or almond joy?
 Serpens77: @LurkerSpine yes
MMoritz: i love bounty
 Mazrae: Is that like a mounds bar
 DrLigmaPhD: Soooo a Mounds?
OmnipotentTrevor: The only product named Bounty I know of is a fabric softner
 NanoWowl: I read that as Bland Bar at first...
 Featherweight_: Ok, I do rock and island bar time to time
 samuraitiger19: Speaking of food scientist. As someone who have tried a bunch of my roomates keto treats they are doing some marvelous things. The keto cheeseckae was amazing
 DoctorHutch: is it like a mounds bar?
 margieargie: All I can think of when I see "Bounty" is starting a mutiny
 PigmyWurm: how similar is a Bounty to a Mounds?
TacitusVigil: Listen to your heart, Serge.
  Foxmar320: I would have to bow out from this one. I can not stand coconut
OmnipotentTrevor: Or paper towels?
 GredGredmansson: Mounds Bars are Dark chocolate though, right?
hackingducks: I prefer a mounds to an almond joy, but I don't know if I could do a bounty.. again, it's a ratios thing.
 DigitalSeahorse: Serge following everyone else this turn I guess
 FofoATL: mounds huh
 Diabore: number 2 is thicc in coconut
Critterbot: It's... rectangular.
 MomoNo9: The quicker picker upper?
  Juliamon: Bounty is Almondless Joy
 GredGredmansson: ahhh there it is
 flatluigi: i want a comparison between mounds and spunow
 MegaDosX: Desiccated coconut chocolate bar I think
 TinoDidriksen: Bounty is great, but should be cold.
 Mr_Horrible: okay, so if everyone gets this wrong is it officially a mutiny on the bounty?
SourceQuench: the quicker picker upper
 GredGredmansson: @Juliamon THIS
 ghyllnox: Then mounds are strictly superior
 MomoNo9: Quilted quicker picker upper...
TacitusVigil: The quicker picker...dangit
TriseAlpha: As someone who deeply hates the taste of coconut, this test both disgusts and intrigues me.
 LordZarano: WTF is "Mounds"?
 herph: spunow
 ekimekim: wait, the US has a *dark chocolate* Bounty?
ashteranic: Bounty in Australia was a chocolate bar with a coconut bar in the middle
 ghyllnox: Mounds vs Milkers would be the pairing here
 incslayer: hmm im not that big a fan of bounty but i might be interesting in testing Mounds
 brainbosh: Almond Joy!
SourceQuench: @Mr_Horrible hashtag report
ChaoticObserver: Mounds does not have almonds, Almond Joy does
 BrowneePoints: Mounds is Dark Chocolate and Coconut
 TemporallyAwry: @LordZarano A terrible name for a small egg shaped chocolate candy.
 rosesmcgee: there's even a song
MasterNoda: mounds is almondless joy
  r10pez10: love me a good spunow
 LurkerSpine: Almond Joy has nuts, Mounds don't
 Serivus: the slogan was "Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't"
ThorSokar:  Mail Graham Mounds 
 WiJohn: Facts, almond joy has nuts, mounds don't
 Travilogue: Almond Joy has nuts, Mounds don't
Stratavarius: Yeah, the ad used to be "Almond joy has nuts, mounds don't"
superdude097: Almond Joy has nuts Moooounds don't!
laudablecalms: How do Mounds compare to spunoW?
 RockPusher: Chocolate Bars are SRS Busns 
 ButButTheJesus: ♪ Allllmond Joy's got nuts! Mounds don't! ♪
 DigitalSeahorse: Peter Paul picked a peck of pickled pepperbars
TriseAlpha: "Almond Joy's got nuts, Mounds don't" It's their jingle
 TheNerdWonder: I will forever remember that ad campaign
 midnightcurryjazz: This man knows his coconut
hackingducks: Almond Joy has nuts, Mounds don't because... sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.
 LurkerSpine: (anyone else have that jingle in their head)?
 VorlonScout: According to Wikipedia, Bounty is Mars and Mounds is Hershey?
 Lord_Hosk: Allllll mond joy's got nuts... Mounds don't
 Lysander_salamander: They had a whole commercial about it.  "Sometimes you feel like a nut.  Sometimes you don't"
 TheMerricat: @LordZarano https://www.candywarehouse.com/cdn/shop/files/mounds-candy-bars-36-piece-box-candy-warehouse-1_775ba77e-dee7-4379-973e-f79b44c8463c_900x.jpg
 SFSMaus: Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes I don't
 Mr_Horrible: @SourceQuench  I can't go back to jail
 CodeIndigo: trying not to make a transgender surgery joke right now
 GredGredmansson: Almond Joy is milk chocolate though
 SquareDotCube: You probably remember the commercials "Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't"
 margieargie: Mounds, or as I liked to call it as a kid, Spunow (because I kept seeing it upside down)
 FofoATL: Ian with the TAKES
 DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
 betweenmyself: Mounds are the Joyless version of their Almond counterpart 
 samuraitiger19: There is also a pet store chain called Mounds as well and everytime you visit you get a free Mounds candy bar
 MegaDosX: Imagine if Serge nails this and everyone else misses, and we end with a four way tie 
 LarkSachrosis: The two extremes
SourceQuench: It's coconut all up and down this thing.
  r10pez10: family portrait
 NrgSpoon: no Crispy Delight
ashteranic: oh yeah, that Island Bar is almost certainly just "Bounty" in Australia
 CastleOtranto: "Almond Joy's got nuts; Mounds don't" lead to a common insult in my elementary school
MasterNoda: Nice
 Symphoneers: They're learning 
 DiscordianTokkan: They did it without injury!
 azninsect: eyyy
baskwalla: Camian
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 DigitalSeahorse: fusion
 Diabore: number 2 had more coconut
 MegaDosX: What would Camerian look like I wonder
MasterNoda: airated?
 TheMerricat: So the other knockoff that Dollarama sells that they could have tested was Luppo, which was the 3 Musketeers analog.
 Mr_Horrible: they cut the coconut! D:
 DigitalSeahorse:  
MasterNoda: aerated*
ALLxISxLOST:   
 Dragonality: Would the Ian-Cameron fusion have fabulous hair and beard, or bald with no beard?
 MomoNo9: @MegaDosX I'm now picturing Ian with Cam's hair
 MAPBoardgames: It's amazing what they can do with plastics these days
TacitusVigil: Now we inform Serge that we've replaced his coffee since he's been back from Europe with Folger's Crystals. 
 SmithKurosaki: @TheMerricat Thank you
 RockPusher: If you have compacted coconut, see your candy specialist
   LoadingReadyRun:  #frothycoconut
 MegaDosX: Interesting
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Featherweight_: big delight
MasterNoda: LOVE THOSE
TacitusVigil: Ottoman OK
 MegaDosX: Blgh
 DigitalSeahorse:  just delight
 SymphonicLolita: ohno
  Foxmar320: wat
MasterNoda: lmfao
 Mr_Horrible: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Wrexadecimal: uhhh
 RockPusher: 
ChaoticObserver: OH YEAH
 DigitalSeahorse: hehehehhehhe
Haroldholmes25: 
 azninsect: hahahahaha
 Too_Many_Knives: WAT
 NewtyNewts: Her She
 PharaohBender27: !storm
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SourceQuench: #the Penesy children are right over this way
NimrodXIV: hah
 Lysander_salamander: oh
superdude097: 
 GhostValv: ???
  mtvcdm: Oh yeah, Hershey's is doing that
 ani_laurel: yeah, thats real
  Sarah_Serinde: 
MasterNoda: no way
 ButButTheJesus: hwat
 kilnfiendpotter: ooohhhh this was a thing
 MegaDosX: Also, Hersheys is vomit chocolate, so no thanks
 public_key_reveal_party: 
 kilnfiendpotter: Don't eat it, you'll lose the ability to do math
 Sheikun07: What even IS that naming convention
 airylan: 
Wrexadecimal: ahh
 margieargie: 
 Nuurgle: Graham found the BOTH
 DigitalSeahorse: Hers Hes
  Sarah_Serinde: It's like Reitmans changing its name to "Reitwoman" for one month a year
 WearingCats_CwC: Alternatively, you could have chocolate that doesn't suck
 TheMerricat: https://www.thehersheycompany.com/en_us/home/newsroom/blog/celebrate-she-campaign-honors-the-inspiring-women-and-girls-at-the-center-of-our-lives.html
ALLxISxLOST: 
 MomoNo9: You could have had a BOTH!
  r10pez10: skill
 kilnfiendpotter: It's like when Johnny Black replaces their dude in hunting gear to a lady in hunting gear
 PharaohBender27: 516
  amative1: Hershey sells (or at least used to sell) promotional bars that had the middle letters colored blue for hersHEy and pink for herSHEy, for baby reveal type stuff
 niccus: how was the chocolate quality?
 Featherweight_: Thiers a reason that lives at the dollorama, its where failed premontiosn go to die
TheRumRunner: @amative1 (spock voice) fascinating
 Sevinon: I somehow didn't realize tonight was LRL night!
  mtvcdm: That's not bad at all
 midnightcurryjazz: 50 cents?!
 Sevinon: whoops
 iSmartMan1: That is CHEAP
TriseAlpha: see the sharp corners on Bounty? That's a square chonker
 TheMerricat: BTW Mars _and_ Hersey tried going after Dollarama for Trademark infringement but as you can see... they are still selling these.
 Diabore: yeah much more coconut in bounty
hackingducks: oh the bounties are just milk chocolate mounds huh
 Serpens77: @Sevinon kind of a week earlier than normal, because PPR is next week
 electra310: I wish we could get any candy bars for 50 cents here
 CodeIndigo: extruded sugar goo
 PharaohBender27:  has very colorful nails this evening
 RockPusher: Linear Twix 
 Sevinon: Ah, that makes sense
 TemporallyAwry: 50 cents canadian too 
 MegaDosX: A linear Twix :benginlull
 margieargie: Mounds come like that too
 Fruan: Bounty has the much crisper crosssection
 MegaDosX: 
 NrgSpoon: more chocolate that way
 Serpens77: structural integrity
SourceQuench: Just threw up in my mouth a little.
  mtvcdm: That's 50 *Canadian* cents
superdude097: That's how Mounds/Almond Joy are packaged too
  Juliamon: It's to prevent damage in transit
  Defrost: I believe one piece is the name of the treasure Ian
 Lysander_salamander: which came first?  Bounty or Mounds?
 Serpens77: a full length Bounty would break in transit all the time
  Juliamon: Smaller bars are less likely to get smashed
MasterNoda: likely the cheapest bar to make to begin with tbh
baskwalla: chew chew chew
TheRumRunner: Here in the states Bounty is paper towels
TacitusVigil: @Juliamon I would have guessed it was just for sizing (a smaller one just uses half). Interesting!
 Too_Many_Knives: feelthecoconut
 flatluigi: i don't think you can feel your coconut on twitch
blip2004: I agree with Ian's take on the coconut tasking like it went off
oatway: Ian "Coconut Feeler" Horner
hackingducks: the smaller bar also has more chocolate to coconut
 DrLigmaPhD: feel the nut, ian
 TemporallyAwry: !findquote coconut
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 vershike: Why does "feel the coconut" feel like a euphemism?
  mtvcdm: In USD, 50 cents CAD is 37 cents
 TheMerricat: "On 3 November 2022, it was announced that Bounty bars would be removed from some Celebrations tubs in the United Kingdom, after the manufacturers found that 40% of people hated them. A limited run of "No Bounty" tubs would be available, in the weeks before Christmas. But a final decision had not been made after 18% of people named the Bounty as their favourite."
ShiyokoCL: #FeelTheCoconut
 Dragonality: That coconut mouthfeel
 Mr_Horrible: Her Majesty's Ship "Island Bar"
 CodeIndigo: @TheRumRunner since the candy bar is made of coconut, it's also paper towels in canada too
 spethycakes: The quicker picker-upper: Bounty
 LordZarano: @TheRumRunner Bounty is both/either here in UK
 northos: #nonspon
TacitusVigil: @Mr_Horrible It's a laundry ship!
 DigitalSeahorse: Island Bar for making Ian's bar
 SmithKurosaki: I am probably gonna go get an Island Bar tmrw tbg
 MomoNo9: Well sure but now I want to go to Dollarama
 trainpants: are you suggesting coconuts aerate?
TheRumRunner: Buy N Large is disney
 UnknownFriday: Island Bar is my favorite spot to get a daiquiri. Other than my own bar.
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SourceQuench: Ian sacrifices his entire endocrine system for our entertainment.
 Symphoneers: Official dollorama beejlander! 
 Diabore: remember serge, c's get degrees
TriseAlpha: You'd think something named "Island Bar" would be going for a more Pina Colada flavor
 CodeIndigo: @trainpants not in public, no
 LiveFaust: Sponsored by the nation state of Turkey. 
 TinoDidriksen: Eh, Serge is only off by a technicality.
 Mr_Horrible: me: "sure is candy, I'll take it"
 Lysander_salamander: huh.  Apparently Mounds was invented before Bounty.
 Rhynerd: Cameron and Ian are tied!
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TacitusVigil: Now Cameron and Ian must fight to the death.
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 lirazel64: If you like Island Bar best, is that Mutiny on the Bounty?
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TacitusVigil: I really want candy bars now, real or knockoff
 VorlonScout: I just remembered that we still had a few Coffee Crisps from our Victoria trip, woo
 Rhynerd: @browneepoints since I tend to stop by convenience store after my sunday warhammer games, I might do such tomorrow.
  Juliamon: if my family ever does another Montreal trip I definitely will be buying Coffee Crisp
monatommo1985: 200
 BrowneePoints: I should stop by this Amish General store and pick up a 1lb bag of Reese's Pieces for $5 again
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TacitusVigil: There must be closer place to get Coffee Crisp in the US, Juliamon.
TacitusVigil: I'm sure I've seen it...somewhere?
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TacitusVigil: @Juliamon Ah, touche
 Nuurgle: Kathleen
 flatluigi: my vote's alex
Rodbotic: it's over? I just got here!
jibkat: 
 RockPusher: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Someone just Tooted.
 Mr_Whyt: who smelt it dealt it
 DigitalSeahorse: just  fun
 VorlonScout: @TacitusVigil Probably some international food stores, at a markup
 UnknownFriday: Gonna guess Ben Ulmer.
 Mr_Horrible: @Juliamon I got enough of a craving recently to get some delivered and wait through the 2-week delay 
 Mortimew:   
baskwalla: enhance
TacitusVigil: @VorlonScout I was thinking World Market, yeah
  Serifina: This was great. 
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  Juliamon: (mostly I just want to go back to Montreal, it's been a very long time)
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  Juliamon: (I wasn't even old enough to drink at the time!)
 BrowneePoints: Ppr next Saturdaaaaaaaay Aaaaaaaaah
 SnackPak_: 
  Defrost: @Juliamon, It's pretty great here
 gualdhar: I still don't get it
  mtvcdm: !homestreams
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TacitusVigil: @mtvcdm I know they advertised it with Gibb, but is there Mastodon command yet?
 RockPusher: Hors
  Juliamon: !mastodon
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 CyndaneTierney: @gualdhar It's Wonderwall by Oasis.
 Mr_Horrible: Voxelfield
 LarkSachrosis: Because thanks to Neil Cicierega I can't take that song seriously anymore
 LPS_97: not pixel art, more like voxels
 Bearudite: great gunplay
 KeytarCat: Second verse of Wonderwall starts with "Backbeat, the word is on the street that the fire in your eyes is out"
 TheMerricat: There have been so many voxel based FPS that didn't manage to take off. I hope this one has legs.
 RockPusher: All! The! Things!
 Rhynerd: Battlefield but blockier
 LarkSachrosis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yQFebRcznA
TacitusVigil: Ian's embracing his Qwirpline persona
Ceris75: Cool
 flatluigi: the men who stare at goats
 azninsect: as one does
  amative1: 30%, assuming I didn't make a mistake in my formulas =D
  mtvcdm: !addquote (Serge) [now] We've spent hours waiting for goats to breed.
  LRRbot: New quote #8626: "We've spent hours waiting for goats to breed." —Serge [2023-08-19]
 definenull: they needed a screamer
 RockPusher: Ian should listen to the Feel horn
 CodeIndigo: speaking of vile food, i was just introduced to "sparkling wine" potato chips
 SnackPak_:   
 Travilogue: They need a specific sort of horny
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ALLxISxLOST: 
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 Nuurgle: baby goat horn, never used
TacitusVigil: Is that why Ian doesn't have horns anymore?
 kilnfiendpotter: Do you have to wear a handkerchief over your head to hide your shame from God?
 azninsect: oh so its a breeding farm
TheAinMAP:    
Wrexadecimal: minecraft math D:
 GhostValv: D:
NimrodXIV: Goat math!
 azninsect: D:
 MAPBoardgames: 8 kinds of goat horns, 0 pages of tutorial.
 Mr_Horrible: 
MasterNoda: 
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 TemporallyAwry: Minecraft 
 LPS_97: the maths dont lie and it spells disaster
 Pharmacistjudge: is there a blue rose speedrun in animal crossing?
 chrono2x: Also, they luckked out and got each horn varient on the first try
 Rhynerd: Was that the FMV game?
 TheMerricat: WIth FMV!
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  Juliamon: Yes, that was the FMV game
  mtvcdm: Last week there was also some Astronauts: The Best, which is *unhinged*
  Juliamon: It's very good
 tod_vom_himmel: oh i hope not
 PharaohBender27: 
 tod_vom_himmel: that game was poop
frogomb: I really hoqe oki oki has more than one person this week.
 Rhynerd: They have indeed not best the game
 Mr_Horrible: Eldraine Safari
 RockPusher: Guests and Stuff 
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/TsundereBitterDotterelDxAbomb-FKZZndyWo6guV49f
  Juliamon: tod_vom_himmel That's not entirely fair, it was competent and not W+P-worthy
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 Texan_Reverend: I mean, I didn't sub today, so there's that.
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 SnackPak_: Doctor
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 UnknownFriday: Might as well get on the train.
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 teddywhosabear: it me
 CyndaneTierney: Hey, Beej announced mine, yay.
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 Williams4jesus: Wow...23 months!  The good times continue.
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 Mr_Horrible: get them a lozenge
 NewtyNewts: Thanks Ian!
TacitusVigil: Evan "The Crowbar" Brown: Rynolaw Expert
  mtvcdm: (84 days until Desert Bus)
 Earthenone: !dbcountdown
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 Mr_Horrible: the *actual* 10 years, holy heck
 PharaohBender27: THE DECADE
 margieargie: 10 years...
 azninsect: the decade!
hugogol21: oh no, i missed it didn't i?
DoubleNterprises: THE TEN YEARS
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  mowdownjoe: THE TEN YEAR
 Mr_Horrible: grill cheems
  mtvcdm: We're getting the decades now.
  Defrost: Beej really projecting for no mic eh?
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 PharaohBender27: @hugogol21 Afraid you did. Thank goodness for Twitch VODs
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  Defrost: Cam deaded
 flatluigi: cam has died
a2omega: 
 ghyllnox: Hap birf!
 Mangledpixel: breathe, Cam
 SnackPak_: someone check on Cameron
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  Juliamon: Aug 31 is the channel's partnerversary
MasterNoda: the dollar store chocolate is getting to cam
TacitusVigil: There are worse livings to make.
  Juliamon: so all the anniversaries will fall in August
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 roadhog123: A reasonable number of months?
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 teddywhosabear: the time will pass anyway, you may as well enjoy the time
Mysticman89: many people with more months subbed than some people have in their account age
  Defrost: Serge if you're reading chat, I've listened to LRR for nearly half my life...
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warpstonewarlock: It's Sunday here already
 Phailhammer: It's Sunday here, aka Third Friday.
 ALLxISxLOST: Now I'm curious about the math
 SymphonicLolita: dabits
TheAinMAP:   
 KWardJenx: Great stream. Thank you so much!
 SnackPak_: 
 UnknownFriday: It's always Friday.
 Mr_Horrible: yeeehaw
 PharaohBender27: 
 azninsect: da bits!
DoubleNterprises: DA BITS
 Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
 margieargie:    
 Dog_of_Myth:   
 MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming,
 head_cannon: Thanks for the stream!
 Williams4jesus:        
 Texan_Reverend: Thanks for the fun times!
thebrainnopinky: Thank you!
 SFSMaus:    
 RockPusher: Drink the fun
  mtvcdm: 4Fun Stuff
 Serpens77: 4Fun
 kilnfiendpotter: Thanks everyone! It was lovely to see y'all!
MasterNoda: Clap
 Mr_Horrible: great show, gang, thanks for sharing it 
Wrexadecimal: meow.
thejadedthief: Thanks for the stream!
 NanoWowl: 
 SymphonicLolita: meow
 azninsect: meow
 ALLxISxLOST: meow
 jchinnock:   
SquidVorb: Meow
 margieargie: :3
 DiscordianTokkan: Meow!
 airylan: meow.
DoubleNterprises: Nyan
 PharaohBender27: 
 NewtyNewts: Nya incoming?
 definenull: oh no
  Juliamon: *nods*
 RockPusher: meow! 
 kilnfiendpotter: Meow?
MasterNoda:   
Boon_33: meow.
 Melfina__: Nya
 SFSMaus: Meowmeowmeowmeow
 DeM0nFiRe: meow
  mowdownjoe: 
  Serifina: Meow!@
 F1SHOR:  
 duskcheetah: meow!
 azninsect: NO CAM NOT ON THE CARPET
 Rhynerd: Meow!
jibkat: 
 SFSMaus:   
DoubleNterprises: Dude, I just ate
  Foxmar320: My cats are enjoying this
thebrainnopinky: lrrHEARTlrrHEART￼￼ 
 Saintnex: mreowwww
 Mr_Whyt: spot on
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 MegaDosX: Is Cam OK? Can someone take him to the vet?
LeeshaJoy: Meow meow
 SymphonicLolita: 
 Mr_Horrible: the verisimilitude is uncanny
  mtvcdm: Perfect
 SmithKurosaki: Mine is jsut asleep lol
 RockPusher:   
 kilnfiendpotter: Put Cam in a box
MasterNoda: its the chocolate
  Serifina: ahahahahaha
jibkat: 5/5
Forgotten_Sanity:   
jibkat: 
 margieargie: 
 Mr_Horrible: 
 definenull:     
 ghyllnox: Catmeron
  mowdownjoe: KITTY
 Astramentha:      
 thebuzzstreams: @kilnfiendpotter Schrodingers cat
 The_Color_Twelve:  
 Mr_Whyt: no notes
 SFSMaus: 
 VorlonScout: Quentin did start watching at that part
Orxolon: excellent
  RomanGoro: cat/cat
 LarkSachrosis: Acting
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 n__een_n: neat
 thebuzzstreams: shcrodingers cam
 eshplode: Beautiful
jibkat:        
Orxolon:    
 Earthenone: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: a very glossy jpeg of a goat
  Sarah_Serinde: Excellent news presentation thank you Cameron
 spethycakes: 
 azninsect: perfect
DoubleNterprises: Thank you for the show!
 Sethalidos: I was expecting Cameron to get the zoomies
 MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
 SnackPak_:   
TriseAlpha: Meow
Boon_33: poor  dude tuckered himself out vomiting , dawww
dzee_szed: how dare you hack a hairball like that and activate my "where the fuck is she doing that" mechanism
 azninsect: thanks for stream!
thejadedthief: Incredible
 Williams4jesus: Thank you everyone!!!
ThorSokar:   
Boon_33: Thanks for the Stream, thanks to the chat!
 Phailhammer: cya 
 gnyrinn: So I just got here and saw the stinger. Be honest with me chat, how much more sense will it make in context with the rest of the episode?
 flatluigi: @gnyrinn zero
 paronomasiac042: zero
 flatluigi: https://clips.twitch.tv/AthleticIcyPenguinFUNgineer-6f0PtHbtttuKArg7
  Juliamon: Actual zero
 MomoNo9: Good to know
  Juliamon: Cam opened the stream talking about the "dog days" of summer and giving us dog news
 gnyrinn: @flatluigi Thought so.
 Earthenone: the dog days, are over
 TheNerdWonder: I just rolled my "random favorite" mount button and got the literal single cat mount I have...
 MomoNo9: Cat nights can begin
 SmithKurosaki: Meow
 LordZarano: Erika, TQ, and Funko are live
  Juliamon: ugh I wish this armpit cut would stop bleeding, I would like to put deodorant on
 MomoNo9: @Juliamon Oooh that's the worst
 JohnLockeCole: It is.. a problem I had not imagined before, but aye, do not put deodorant on an open wound
 MomoNo9: I love weird discount stores and I've already found the nearest or at least most accessible Dollarama...
  Juliamon: armpits are awful
 JohnLockeCole: yeah, but shoulders with robust range of motion in multiple directions are great, and well
 JohnLockeCole: one needs the other
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