incslayer: !search for beej
incslayer: booh that should totally be a command :p
gnome_friend: !lovebeej
LRRbot: Chat loves Beej and I love Beej lrrBEEJ
airylan: !paul
airylan: ah, what's that command.
SaxPython: !paullove
LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
incslayer: !blamejames
TemporallyAwry: !findquote fault
LRRbot: Quote #6801: "This is somebody's fault, Graham." —Dale, pointedly [2020-03-04]
TemporallyAwry: Dale has spoken PrideShrug
gnome_friend: !tell Dale
incslayer: Dale has told
Sethalidos: !quote Ian
LRRbot: Quote #6765: "If any of you turn into Beej, you have to tell me." —Ian [2020-02-16]
paronomasiac042: turning into beej is *someone's* fault
Sethalidos: !beejdrop
SaxPython: !control
LRRbot: Adam is in control.
incslayer: @paronomasiac042 tell dale
WalkingProfanity subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 52 months!
WalkingProfanity: woo
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, WalkingProfanity! (Today's storm count: 2)
jessicaengle: jlrrCarrotmilk jlrrCarrotmilk jlrrCarrotmilk
samuraitiger19 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 87 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, samuraitiger19! (Today's storm count: 3)
incslayer: !quote carrotmilk
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
incslayer: !quote carrot milk
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
gnome_friend: !findquote carrot milk
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
jessicaengle: Preposterous
Juliamon: Why would we quote it?
jessicaengle: Why wouldn't we?
incslayer: its a very catchy song
margieargie: !bus
jessicaengle: It's a number one jam
Juliamon: Because it *has* a song which *has* a command already
incslayer: !song carrot milk
jessicaengle: Really?
Juliamon: ! jlrrCarrotmilk
LRRbot: Soundcloud for the hit single: by MDrift314
incslayer: i wasnt expecting the emoji to be the trigger
Bearudite: oh hey its a LRL night and I actually remembered before it started for once
Juliamon: You can also use !carrot or other variants
jessicaengle: This has enriched my day. Thanks Juliamon sergeModLove
KeytarCat: !quote 6081
LRRbot: Quote #6081: "I don't know how to get nut from a milk." —Kathleen [2019-05-29]
Juliamon: but because you can have spaces after the bang, you can also use emotes
incslayer: @jessicaengle @Juliamon agreed sergeModLove
margieargie: @KeytarCat I still prefer L'eggume
jessicaengle: jlrrCooltunes GlitchCat daaang this is so good!
RockPusher: voxlunNut
SourceQuench: Dear LRR Forums: I never believed this would happen to me. ...
Juliamon: Who's ready for the inaugural Gibb Answers Your Toots?
IbunWest: merlekWave
Bearudite: gibb doots the toots
jessicaengle: lrrDOTS_SG lrrCIRCLE_SG lrrARROW_SG Ready
incslayer: i missed that gibb was soliciting for toots
RockPusher contemplates the dangerous question of what Gibb toots smell like…
SourceQuench: Most disturbingly provocative use of the term "inaugural" goes to:
Earthenone: the real question is ready for the traffic generated by gibb
Serifina subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 89 months!
Serifina: What's up, you crazy wonderful people?
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Serifina! (Today's storm count: 4)
PMAvers: frrrrrrt
Manae: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LoadingReadyLIVE! (A Variety show, LoadingReadyRun Style!) at Sat 06:00 PM PDT (1s from now).
paronomasiac042: !next
head_cannon: I am in the mood for a Something tonight.
Sheikun07 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 48 months!
Sheikun07: Woooooooo
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Sheikun07! (Today's storm count: 5)
Manae: lrrFRUMP
Mortimew: Squid1 PrideLion Squid4
Bearudite: @RockPusher they are felt rather than smelt
Angreed66: they smell like week old snow
TheAinMAP: So close.
IbunWest: Rough beats
SnackPak_: sergeOffByOne sergeOffByOne sergeOffByOne
mtvcdm: Why hello, I didn't see me come in
SourceQuench: @PMAvers Gesundheit.
EmpressTila: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LoadingReadyLIVE! (A Variety show, LoadingReadyRun Style!) at Sat 06:00 PM PDT (32s ago).
PigmyWurm subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 73 months!
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samuraitiger19: I wonder if any of the LRR crew is into vtubers
01thorin01 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 77 months, currently on a 1 month streak!
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Earthenone: they seem right at that age where they are not watching them, but not old enough to be them yet
PigmyWurm: @samuraitiger19 I think Alex has said he is (and sort of has been one with his robot Avatar)
Ritaspirithntr: @samuraitiger19 James and Adam seemed to be! :D
Earthenone: :P
MrGibberish: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LoadingReadyLIVE! (A Variety show, LoadingReadyRun Style!) at Sat 06:00 PM PDT (1m ago).
01thorin01: Cheer1000
mercano82: !updog
LRRbot: Not much. What's up with you, dog? lrrSPOT
MrGibberish: Hello friends!
SourceQuench: @samuraitiger19 I had the vtubers once. I drank a glass of warm salty water and it cleared uppa like that! *snap fingers*
asthanius: Ctuber (Canadian tuber)
Boon_33: Hello Evevyone, hello @MrGibberish
margieargie: @asthanius Isn't that one of the ingredients of poutine?
Juliamon: Tuber (potato)
Pteraspidomorphi: What's updog :|
CastleOtranto: Good time of day, everyone!
asthanius: Tuba (instrument)
jessicaengle: Is a Ctuber just poutine?
Fruan: Really looking forward to some happenings this evening.
greenday61892: @Pteraspidomorphi not much how about you?
CAKHost: Should we avoid green Tubers?
SourceQuench: @Pteraspidomorphi Ten bucks, just like in town.
TimIAm: Merry LRL, chat
IbunWest: I hope something happens tonight.
KeytarCat: Happy LRL!
gnome_friend: !findquote wizard
LRRbot: Quote #2591: "The wizard has nothing to spend money on. I bought a STICK!" —Cameron [2016-05-20]
Pteraspidomorphi: Always reminds me of that what we do in the shadows episode
TemporallyAwry: !soon
incslayer: !live
LRRbot: Currently live fanstreamers: TheFilthyCasualPlays (​) is playing Phasmophobia (R.L. Casual's "Filthybumps"), WitchyTQ (​) is playing Palia (Rare Bug Hunting w/ @thegremlenn - Palia Partner 🖤 18+ | !socials !palia)
FadedOasis: When will then be now?
Fruan: @FadedOasis soon enough
CAKHost: Soon
incslayer: that was not the outcome i planned for
SourceQuench: Unless the police.
damn_i_am_pretty: after
SAJewers: !findquote soon
LRRbot: Quote #667: "Oh, it's FIGHT TIME! Oh wait, it's not fight time yet. It's soon fight time." —Alex [2015-09-15]
airylan: !findquote live
Haroldholmes25: i thought fight time was friday midday
LostThePirate: Woo, I'm here early, that never happens.
Sheikun07: I have been becatted
SourceQuench: The first rule of fight time...
mowdownjoe: Ah, late as is tradition.
kusinohki: Meows
incslayer: @LostThePirate technically Live is Late
Wrexadecimal: I hear something is going to happen
jessicaengle: CoolCat
djalternative: Hoi chat
LostThePirate: @incslayer Semantics Keepo
SourceQuench: Gossip and hearsay! Lies! Calumny!
Bearudite: something about wizards never being late
margieargie: A Live is never late, nor is it ever early, it always arrives precisely when it means to
TheMerricat: Evening chat, I'm typing at you from my new computer and OMG the monitor is so fucking big. :D
noonetoday subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 42 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, noonetoday! (Today's storm count: 8)
Juliamon: Unless Telus.
SnackPak_: @TheMerricat sergeJustRight
incslayer: @TheMerricat congrats
Bearudite: wow that called shot
midnightcurryjazz: help
SaxPython: @margieargie FBtouchdown
SourceQuench: 42 months?! That's almost an integer!
incslayer: theMerricat now i have to ask how big is the monitor?
gnome_friend: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always putting characters in Smash, you cowards.
Ritaspirithntr: @juliamon Telus it ain’t so!
gnome_friend: How many characters has LRRbot put in so far?
greenday61892: is it panic time yet
GreatWahooney: hello chat!
rasterscan: !smash
PMAvers: Title update
OldManJohnsonMB: lrrFINE
airylan: !panic
jessicaengle: We're just hanging out in the friendzone until the show starts.
Sylenctone: Oh I'm not late!
mowdownjoe: @juliamon We don't talk about those dark days. Except for the cold open roasting they got last month.
gnome_friend: lrrFINE
jessicaengle: lrrFINE_HF
rasterscan: !sakurai
GreatWahooney: I certainly hope that something is about to happen
IbunWest: keliffOwO
gnome_friend: There is no need to panic
TemporallyAwry: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Sat 11 Nov 02:00 PM PST (83d, 20:53 from now)
incslayer: !panic
GreatWahooney: maybe even something... live?
midnightcurryjazz: lrrHERE
greenday61892: IS something about to happen?
SourceQuench: @greenday61892 If you haven't been in a continuous state of panic since like 2016, you haven't been paying attention.
Juliamon: We think !smash has run its course and it's been soft retired.
SaxPython: Omg 83 days
TheMerricat: @incslayer 27" I didn't realize exactly how big it would be when I purchased it... :D
Foxmar320: Hello
rasterscan: @Juliamon Sadnessssss. But totally fair.
bytecaster: @SourceQuench Don't remind me
DoubleNterprises: How's it goin?
CAKHost: They are just readying The Machine
gnome_friend: Smash the state!
greenday61892: @SourceQuench Oh I have been, question is just if it's panic time about this particular thing yet 😅
TemporallyAwry: @Foxmar320 PrideWave - good timezone
HbombAndFriends: THE MACHINE!
SourceQuench: @TheMerricat I think I arrived in the middle of this conversation.
kusinohki: 83 days? I just barely finished day 5 of the vods..Voss...
SpaceBattery: hello everybody!
Foxmar320: Good timezone
gnome_friend: !findquote machine
LRRbot: Quote #1665: "Romance the washing machine." —Ian [2016-01-26]
GreatWahooney: had a lovely game night today where we played Mission Red Planet, Wavelength, and Duck Game. would recommend.
incslayer: @TheMerricat 27" is still in the reasonably sized category... one of the managers bought a 32" one without realizing it...
greenday61892: iiit's been 83 yeaaaaars
Manae: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
gnome_friend: lrrSIG
paronomasiac042: lrrsig
baltimore_667083: lrrSIG
GreatWahooney: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
jessicaengle: lrrHORN_TK lrrHORN_TK lrrHORN_TK
airylan: lrrSIG
LostThePirate: WOO\
Boon_33: contact
Foxmar320: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
SnackPak_: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
TheAinMAP: Signal.
CAKHost: lrrSIG !
jamesk902: lrrSIG
SpaceBattery: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
RockPusher: lrrDOTS lrrSIG lrrARROW
margieargie: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG ]
incslayer: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
NonUniqueGuy: !advice
LRRbot: Just make the polygons touch!
LarkSachrosis: lrrSIG lrrSIG
AshBurnem: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
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Serifina: *live live live!*
Earthenone: lrrSIG lrrFINE lrrSIG
DoubleNterprises: THERE we go!
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
greenday61892: OH IT'S HAPPENING
awmcmillan: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
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SourceQuench: We receive signal. Main screen turn on.
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Serpens77: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROWS lrrSIG
SpaceBattery: Let's Goooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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teddywhosabear: siren.
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I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: It's hereeeeeee
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incslayer: something is happening
red_shoes_jeff: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
head_cannon: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
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awmcmillan: something is happening
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Riandisa: xivCactuar xivCactuar xivCactuar
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margieargie: Alright, NOW something's gonna happen
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CastleOtranto: My body is ready
TheMerricat: @incslayer Sure it is, but for the past decade I've been using 17" laptops :P
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mtvcdm: One away from... this is death in Japan right? Uh oh.
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aliceduckwhisper: skaiBOBBLE skaiBOBBLE skaiBOBBLE skaiBOBBLE skaiBOBBLE skaiBOBBLE skaiBOBBLE skaiBOBBLE skaiBOBBLE skaiBOBBLE
Mysticman89: oh hey this is tonight oh boy
ashteranic: Woo, got my chores done just time time for Live!
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OldManJohnsonMB: it is happening
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SourceQuench: oooh, senpai!
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Darleysam: Something's going to happen? In this economy?
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MMoritz: I was like "I would like to watch something on Twitch" and then this went live. Works for me
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Ritaspirithntr: Wait….will this be Serge’s last LRL for a while?
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gnome_friend: graecieWiggle graecieWiggle graecieWiggle
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korvys: lrrSIG
ihlendrax: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always composed almost entirely of an advanced carbon-fibre composite.
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tod_vom_himmel: are they really alive though, or is that just marketing nonsense
aWabbajack: lrrHEART
jessicaengle: Chat's got the zoomies, something must be about to happen :D <3
SquidVorb: Is that paid promotion thing new?
GreatWahooney: what time is it? banger o'clock
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HbombAndFriends: @ritaspirithntr Wait, what?
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cuzuki: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
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arcaneIllumination: 90 months. 75% of the way to 10 years!
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BraveOthello: It's LIVE and somethibg is going to happen! In a new studio!
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gnome_friend: !card glass casket
LRRbot: Glass Casket [1W] | Artifact | When Glass Casket enters the battlefield, exile target creature an opponent controls with mana value 3 or less until Glass Casket leaves the battlefield.
Sarah_Serinde: @HbombAndFriends Don't worry about it, he's just going to be out of Victoria for a while
jarnatan: I forgot to go to sleep and now I'm catching Live live for the first time, huh
Sarah_Serinde: He'll still be around on streams I'm sure
shurtal: going ONLY by the messaged image, i'm thinking weird Bohemian Rhapsody parody?
spo8n: @tod_vom_himmel beej is a necromancer
gnome_friend: Congratulations? @jarnatan and welcome!
Juliamon: He briefly needs to move to Alberta
Bahumot: Is it live? Is something going to happen?
Juliamon: It's fine
loufghyslaufey: Wait, the countdown added more time?
jubale1: im’ early!
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Mischievous_Catgeist: hiya everyone
jubale1: usually i show up 2:50 before credits
jessicaengle: @jubale1 FBtouchdown Hello!
Serifina: I was right on time. It's not my fault they're late. :p
Ceris75: Orr let’s gooooooo
Darleysam: Serge doing the equivalent of shaving off his beard and confusing us all into thinking he's gone
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arcanzaJenkins: The big 5-0!
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TheNerdWonder: no fair making me choose between this and Flame Fatales tonight
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Sylenctone: Let's see if my Internet will last the whole stream!
gnome_friend: lrrSERGE
jessicaengle: !bgc
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SourceQuench: Are we early at being late? We'll come in again.
loufghyslaufey: tis fine. lrrFINE Eyes returned from Oppenheimer screening.
Juliamon: It's one of those midlife things that Canadians have to do, and they never know when it'll happen
Sheikun07: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
definenull: live?
Dragonality: Didn't know Serge was leaving for a bit but "I'm Sorry" or "Congratulations" for whatever it is.
SourceQuench: @Juliamon "moosehead"
gnome_friend: Wark Wark
mowdownjoe: @darleysam I mean do any of us even remember what Ian looked like with hair?
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ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a little bit of squid love
shurtal: Canadians have much in common with Salmon and Swallows
Mischievous_Catgeist: !badadvice
LRRbot: Have you checked your butt?
Sheikun07: @mowdownjoe Every time I look at old content
DoubleNterprises: Ski dap bi dap
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incslayer: @Dragonality i think its " Belated Congratulations"
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Darleysam: @mowdownjoe I think I only started properly watching a breadth of LRR content after that change, so..
lirazel64: Something's happening!
loufghyslaufey: Missed out The Haunted Mansion, didn't get to Haunted-Heimer(double feature) dang it!
NonUniqueGuy: @LRRbot How is that badadvice?
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TomK__94: Woop woop!
Symphoneers: Thanks for having me it's great to watch this. As the premier LRR Live viewer of the format let me assure ya'll, something's gonna happen.
SourceQuench: We have Stream Sign!
Dragonality: Belated Congratulations then for Serge!
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Ceris75: Signal get
paronomasiac042: thank you for being here, it's great to have me.
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GhostValv: amazonTasteTheRainbow
vershike: Woo! I got here in time!
Boon_33: elfunkPopcorn
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Diabore: i was informed something was going to happen so here i am
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TemporallyAwry: !soon
gnome_friend: Thank me for being great, it's here to have you
OldManJohnsonMB: sooon
jessicaengle: @vershike FBtouchdown Made it!
Earthenone: !tsun
definenull: But which second?
kokotiu: <3 <3 <3 <3
paronomasiac042: this one
MMoritz: I've not watched a Fu"t in some time. Do we still call it Fu"t?
northos: @definenull you know, that one
TemporallyAwry: That one over there
SourceQuench: Soonly.
RockPusher: The second now, as opposed to the first now
gnome_friend: !findquote second
LRRbot: Quote #3359: "No second chances in Coin World." —Ian [2016-08-31]
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RockPusher: It's August‽
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GredGredmansson: "relatively"
teddywhosabear: putting the AUGH in august
Serifina: Oh no
SquidVorb: The Dog Days aren't over?
ALLxISxLOST: meekapComfy meekapComfy meekapComfy meekapComfy
Boon_33: consult a dog?
nevermore913: Yay a cam open
SkylerRingtail: Oh no. I remember last time Cam taught us something in a cold open...holes.
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
loufghyslaufey: A Sid Meier's story!! LUL
mtvcdm: Back in the day, there were many good doggos
ani_laurel: justice for the cat days of summer
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
elah806: someone's been streaming civ
Serpens77: stones? It'll never catch on
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RockPusher: pew pew pew
red_shoes_jeff: @SquidVorb No, the Dog Days aren't done.
mtvcdm: Um
MMoritz: um
loufghyslaufey: pfffft
DiscordianTokkan: Yesss
CAKHost: Hmm
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
control_rig: Hm
MegaDosX: lmaoooooo
Welbog: Pew pew
public_key_reveal_party: huh
DigitalSeahorse: AUGust
laikagoat: fionLOL
Seagulyus: oh my goodness Cam
Scarbble: cam i love you, lol
definenull: Uhh
WearingCats_CwC: The weather here has been shite for months, but there were two dogs here earlier
TheMerricat: KappaCool
Seagulyus: same Scarbble
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Sheikun07: That's what the constellation looks like, yeah
epsilon_vee: that's no constellation
mowdownjoe: Nice graphics.
CouldntPickAUsername: why so sirius
bjorlamn: Nice image
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Talking about Rome like "barbaric" native peoples. Love it
andreagustafson: Sweet, randomly showing up and catching LIVE.
loufghyslaufey: weh?
Wrexadecimal: OhMyDog
Welbog: Greatest dog
PMAvers: And is truly up there, dog.
GredGredmansson: dogsong is now playing in your mind
RockPusher: mattlrDogchamp
gualdhar: Mmmm leaden wine
jessicaengle: pfft :D
Serifina: Ahahahahaha
TemporallyAwry: The Romans were >REALLY< into wolves
Bearudite: big dog clothes
GredGredmansson: Camera 2
definenull: PFFT
DigitalSeahorse: is any of that true?
Wrexadecimal: oh no D:
public_key_reveal_party: o7
incslayer: sads
philippekav: that's not true is it ?
Serifina: Aww
Serpens77: RIP Cheems
Dog_of_Myth: RIP
GhostValv: D:
DiscordianTokkan: Aw
definenull: o7
Saintnex: awww
LeeshaJoy: F
Serifina: Not the puppy
BITs19_: D:
SnackPak_: o7
LostThePirate: D:
Fruan: F
GredGredmansson: such sad
DeM0nFiRe: lrrAWW
Greggleswong: Oh no!
greenday61892: D:
GhostValv: benginO7 benginO7 benginO7
NimrodXIV: noooo
Kumakaori: o7
incslayer: F
mtvcdm: Awwwwww
theworldsmith1: o7
CAKHost: D:
Seagulyus: @philippekav Cheems? yeah he passed on early today
greenday61892: o7
korvys: Oh! I thought he said James...
margieargie: lrrHEART lrrHEART
Twilight_Spark: Wowee
onetrueseth: Coming up next, who were the boys of summer?
TheGreenMonster450: o7
ladylinzington: o7
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
Phailhammer: o7
GredGredmansson: wow.
DeM0nFiRe: wow
Bearudite: wow
cmdrzellgaudis: F
Ceris75: Rip cheems
loufghyslaufey: I just noticed panels blinking the background? How is that? How'd they'd do that?
Scarbble: wow
SquidVorb: wow
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
definenull: Wow
northos: wow
DigitalSeahorse: it's Cameron so I assume it's all true facts
teddywhosabear: wow o7
DoodlestheGreat: o7
Welbog: F
mowdownjoe: benginO7 benginO7 benginO7
spo8n: 07
Dragonality: Bow Wow
DoubleNterprises: RIP pupper
AshBurnem: wow o7
red_shoes_jeff: benginO7
Eramis8: F
Juliamon: loufghyslaufey They are designed to do that
SourceQuench: [F]
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: o7
Orxolon: o7
loufghyslaufey: ight lrrPAUL
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the_tutorial_boss: poor one out for doggo
djalternative: O7
GredGredmansson: I didn't even know that dog's name and now I'm sad
Serifina: This this this!
Pteraspidomorphi: Ooo.
TheMerricat: @loufghyslaufey Are you talking about the nanoleafs?
Symphoneers: Wow o7
TheAinMAP: Wow, Cam paying tribute to a dog.
mtvcdm: Both!
SourceQuench: o7 cmdr Doge
e_bloc: Corgo284
LeeshaJoy: That that that!
definenull: Uh oh
Pteraspidomorphi: Oooo!
elah806: oh no
NotCainNorAbel: yes!
Too_Many_Knives: ooh
DiscordianTokkan: Ooooo
DigitalSeahorse: wooo tetris magnets
ChaoticObserver: Oh yes
northos: :O
PigmyWurm: that is concerning
Welbog: Um
RockPusher: Martini!
awmcmillan: Oh no
DiscordianTokkan: Olive that for them
aWabbajack: nice!
jarnatan: The last martini there can ever be
Kumakaori: @elah806 indeed XD;.
Serpens77: so many rooms!
CouldntPickAUsername: such a weird energy in chat right now with the excitement side by side with the dog grief
SquidVorb: That sounds fun
cmdrzellgaudis: THIS OR THAT!!!
mtvcdm: Uh oh
loufghyslaufey: Yes?(...?)
TheAinMAP: Final?
UnknownFriday: Oh no!
RockPusher: tqsNom
SkylerRingtail: These are all promising segments. Excited!
NimrodXIV: vroom
Juliamon: Food segment! Food segment!
DigitalSeahorse: someone nommed the last F in off
GredGredmansson: PAUL NO
WearingCats_CwC: oh no
loufghyslaufey: Style!
Too_Many_Knives: Explaining No-Name Brand to non-Canadians incoming
iSmartMan1: lrrDILLY
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CAKHost: So mystery drinks and food? Neat XD
MegaDosX: Paul no
aWabbajack: NPC Paul
Knitting_Goblin: Recursion!
LostThePirate: NO
laikagoat: fionLOL fionLOL
DoubleNterprises: GANT GANT
asthanius: Yum Yum!
Nuurgle: disgusting
TheAinMAP: jlrrIcream
DiscordianTokkan: jlrrIcream
Diabore: serge hosted???
Scarbble: GANT GANT
BITs19_: Serge!?
Welbog: Hooray
RockPusher: Serge is in command!
GhostValv: amazonPumpkinDance
definenull: Yay!
SkylerRingtail: Wait, something about this scene is wrong
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kokotiu: <3 <3 <3 <3
GredGredmansson: WE NEED TO SAVE PAUL
jarnatan: Serge or that!
Fruan: Serge is in the chair!
ALLxISxLOST: meekapFire meekapFire meekapFire
Pteraspidomorphi: Serge exists!
DoodlestheGreat: Hello you happy peoples!
loufghyslaufey: lrrPAUL meant Gangam Style!
Serpens77: who likes short shorts? Serge likes short shorts!
cmdrzellgaudis: It’s Live!!!!!
TheMerricat: Oh now, Paul's been infected by the NPC virus chat!
gnome_friend: Okay,what is"Gang Gang" besides a parrot?
nevermore913: Serge is running it?
Knitting_Goblin: A serge this or that!?
Foxmar320: Serge has the power?!
SnackPak_: *gasp*
incslayer: those are some very short shorts serge
Too_Many_Knives: And Serge!
jessicaengle: noms <3 jlrrIcream
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Mischievous_Catgeist: are those that new fangled hikinh sandals ive heard about
northos: Serge or Yager
Diabore: oh god who let serge have contro;
DigitalSeahorse: thank you for a much needed distraction! katesFlower
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SquidVorb: A Power Serge
loufghyslaufey: dang it, Snerge is amogus...
Mr_Whyt: careful with those shorts serge
ritchards: coffee or coke!
Mischievous_Catgeist: hiking *
damn_i_am_pretty: Serge, cross the leg, Serge-
Lex_Peacekeeper: Serge's this or that, is it coffee or tea?
Earthenone: rare that G gets to play these
incslayer: im afraid of accidents with shorts that short
RockPusher: gabyLul
SnackPak_: wooo!
GredGredmansson: I only know about this gag from a Webcomic that had a literal Video Game MC doing the NPC meme
CururuGuasu: All of the power! None of the pants!
mtvcdm: Ow my body
Boon_33: WoooWooo
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Wrexadecimal: looool
manyourbattlestations: So Much Leg
DigitalSeahorse: wwwwwwwwoooooo
DoubleNterprises: Woo has been called
baltimore_667083: ooh
loufghyslaufey: Snerge be tugging strings from afar
NimrodXIV: ooo
Pteraspidomorphi: Interesting
Sarah_Serinde: Chat don't be weird about people's close
Sarah_Serinde: *clothes
Serifina: FINALLY one I can DO
simic_yeti: Oooo
Too_Many_Knives: @incslayer Looks like Paul has got ya
LadyAiluros: yeeeesssss
epsilon_vee: yaassss
MegaDosX: Oh good I'm gonna know /none of this/
Serifina: My job has prepared me for this!
MAPBoardgames: This, That, Thas, Thit
jessicaengle: Serif or sans?
public_key_reveal_party: oh noooo
Too_Many_Knives: got it covered
GredGredmansson: Issued?
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fastlane250: Will have to watch later...
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r10pez10: minted
RockPusher: Not permitted to be issued
MMoritz: gazetted?
philippekav: official ?
Tiber727: Prototypes
flatluigi: huh
jarnatan: Plated. Ploten
Ceris75: How
TemporallyAwry: Given what I remember about california - they have like 8 "valid" plates, right?
SmithKurosaki: A singular both!
DigitalSeahorse: never been put on a car with a sticker
Diabore: how is there a both?
definenull: How is that possible
Rhynerd: How does the both work?
DiscordianTokkan: One in Canada that was denied in the US?
Wrexadecimal: I want to believe
CouldntPickAUsername: hot take: boths ruin this or thats
nevermore913: Fake
BITs19_: shatner?
GredGredmansson: Real?
SquidVorb: Can they see chat?
LeeshaJoy: I want to believe
warpstonewarlock: Real
MegaDosX: I assume we've been blacked out for this?
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL FWIW chat is visible, but we don't think it will help much :)
MegaDosX: Or we're in blanket times?
Foxmar320: I am going to be so bad at this
mtvcdm: Kirk wasn't 'born' in Ontario right?
airylan: Ontario's done some weird ones.
MMoritz: i enjoy the serifs on that typeface
eshplode: I feel like I would've seen this if it was made
TheMerricat: o3st95.... does that mean anything chat?
CyndaneTierney: Star Trek '95? What does 03 stand for?
ani_laurel: kathleen wynne is a trekkie
mercano82: Romulan Senator: It's a FAAAAAAKE!
CururuGuasu: Star Trek was recently in Vancouver
MegaDosX: Very true Paul :p
before_damage: Famously (I didn’t know that)
MMoritz: Kirk is from Iowa i think
elah806: That's not that special though there's multiple Vulcans in the states
public_key_reveal_party: I see now why Graham was requested to play
NoOne_OfConsequence: Kirk is fromk Iowa.
DigitalSeahorse: cause of the Star Trek portion of the Science Center?
DoodlestheGreat: Chat's hidden, right?
definenull: Good start
mtvcdm: I think there was a Canada thing but it wasn't Ontario.
mtvcdm: Fake.
Boon_33: @LoadingReadyRun LUL thanks paul
ThorSokar: Kirk is fictionally from Iowa
Too_Many_Knives: Eddington not the best example of future Canadians
jessicaengle: Wait I thought it was US?
Rhynerd: Was it banned shortly after release? Did somewhere else take the design after it was banned/rejected/made a fake for the game?
SmithKurosaki: The vanity formatting is correct for this time, but
DigitalSeahorse: neat
Saintnex: dannng
kokotiu: PogBones PogChamp
MegaDosX: Wow.
CururuGuasu: Star Trek will license anything
ladyjessica: Yeah. I've seen it on the road...
ani_laurel: bob rae
BrowneePoints: As an island Kirk is indeed from iowa.
LadyAiluros: oh yeah the 25th anniverssary of Trek
control_rig: Good question G. Good question
BrowneePoints: Iowan*
MegaDosX: Trekkies gonna trekkie
Athelgar: Was it because of 'Paramount Canada's Wonderland' back in the day?
DigitalSeahorse: never seen it driving
TheMerricat: Fake.
TheTekkieman: Probably a license-ing issue with Paramount.
CururuGuasu: Is so tiny
ihlendrax: Calontir!
warpstonewarlock: fake
baltimore_667083: kingdom of calculator
korvys: Oh! This is about the design, not the plate number... ok, that makes more sense
r10pez10: kingdom of cards
TheAinMAP: Riverside, Iowa if I remember right.
Earthenone: its a kingdom of calumtier
HbombAndFriends: The P+ shows (except Picard) have filmed in Toronto
ihlendrax: I have this one.
Diabore: going fake on this one bob
NimrodXIV: fake
LadyAiluros: this is like an SCA thing
incslayer: i thought it said kingdom of callcenter first
CururuGuasu: What is this, a license plate for ant cars?!?
LeeshaJoy: kingdom of calcification
control_rig: A Kingdom of Calontir.
SourceQuench: Fake. Do they even have license plates in Missouri?
VorlonScout: Gotta be SCA
Serifina: Fake. SCA kingdoms don't get LPNs.
mtvcdm: Fake. I suspect that middle text.
cmdrzellgaudis: Real
Serifina: What.
Serifina: NO.
ChaoticObserver: Yep, SCA
control_rig: Whut
Serifina: NOOO.
kokotiu: PogChamp PogBones
teddywhosabear: missouri, what are you doing
Sheikun07: hwhat
TheMerricat: "The Kingdom of Calontir is one of twenty "kingdoms", or regions, of the Society for Creative Anachronism, an international organization dedicated to researching and recreating aspects of the Middle Ages."
DiscordianTokkan: But it's SO BAD
corianderd: I would rock an An Tir plate
ArdCollider: vivat
e_bloc: what
Foxmar320: Huh
Saintnex: ughhhh
DigitalSeahorse: weird
LadyAiluros: Kingdom of gave it away
GDwarble: Wait, hold on, how would "both" work in this? I'm deeply curious now.
BITs19_: in Missouri? not Washington?
elah806: kathleen and graham exchanging glances is AMAZING
ihlendrax: Yes they were.
UnknownFriday: Wait, the SCA got a license plate?!?!?
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TemporallyAwry: #GoodIdeas
cmdrzellgaudis: Fake
TheMerricat: @GDwarble I'm guessing rejected in one state, accepted in another.
MegaDosX: Is that Papyrus?
jarnatan: I remember that Road Quest joke
ani_laurel: I've seen that one
SourceQuench: SingsNote If you can't get plates at the SCA / You can't get plates at all!
DigitalSeahorse: uh
iSmartMan1: Fake
LadyAiluros: fake
MAPBoardgames: I'm having Nunavut
nevermore913: I want it to be real but I'm guessing fake
Pteraspidomorphi: This looks like an early 2000s website
DigitalSeahorse: fake
LadyAiluros: oh
warpstonewarlock: Both
LeeshaJoy: Fake because it's borderline illegible
UnknownFriday: I'm having Nunavut, it's take.
HbombAndFriends: Fake
NimrodXIV: that font. no
UnknownFriday: (Low hanging fruit, I know)
TheMerricat: That's a fairly high resolution picture for a plate.
mtvcdm: keep rolling fake.
Bunnarchist: That's papyrus font isn't it
mowdownjoe: Respecting natives? Feels fake
Sarah_Serinde: Matt makes a good point
LadyAiluros: yeah that font is not one they would use
Earthenone: fake, too intricate
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MrDrLewis: My first subbabby! I'm so proud!
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SourceQuench: How much of this land is ours? Nunavut.
TemporallyAwry: Really hope it's fake.
jarnatan: That's definitely papyrus
ritchards: well, I sense a new Graham reviews things video!
BrowneePoints: Most of the big Ren Fairs are in the Midwest so Missouri makes sense
ShiyokoCL: are the 0's in comic sans?
ashteranic: alaskans could easily not have good taste, Graham
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mercano82: That'd be expensive to produce, in full color.
LadyAiluros: okay that makes sense
TheTekkieman: I was having "noneofit".
incslayer: ohh so its a real product?
ani_laurel: that's why I've seen it
MMoritz: @korvys Oh my lord, that is art.
azninsect: they were having...nunavit
public_key_reveal_party: dang, the northwest territories do have a good license plate
Bunnarchist: Oh that's cool
SourceQuench: font="papyrusbutwose" size="whocare"
MegaDosX: I'm sure Kathleen and Matt are glad it's fake even if they don't get points benginLul
Dragonality: I would 100 percent watch a 'Graham reviews license plates" video
WearingCats_CwC: I just googled it, it's great
Rhynerd: That’s cool
Mr_Whyt: nunavut also has the polar bear
LeeshaJoy: @Dragonality same
NimrodXIV: real
azninsect: uhhh
SquidVorb: Doesn't look very readable from afar
ChaoticObserver: You know, I could see it
warpstonewarlock: Real
mtvcdm: Utah would absolutely do that.
Pteraspidomorphi: I kind of like it
nevermore913: Real
SkylerRingtail: Does it glow in the dark?
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CyndaneTierney: So... least light polution?
Bunnarchist: That IS a beautiful plate I'll be honest
MegaDosX: I'd believe it
Rhynerd: Real
mtvcdm: Real.
Earthenone: sounds like a thing utahans would do, real
cmdrzellgaudis: Real
HbombAndFriends: Fake
Serifina: Looks faaaake, I thiiiiiiiink????
incslayer: that looks cool but im thinking fake due to readability
LarkSachrosis: Metal as hell
Haroldholmes25: there is nothing in utah tbf
LadyAiluros: i don't get the northersn lights with utah tho
UnknownFriday: I can believe that.
LeeshaJoy: I could see this being a thing
mtvcdm: Utah's license plates go hard.
ThorSokar: it means you can actually see the Milky Way when you look up
DigitalSeahorse: Dark Skies so goooood
damn_i_am_pretty: Utah, America's Mordor
Twilight_Spark: Fake, too real.
azninsect: real
TemporallyAwry: Utah - "don't think about the other thing" - Slogan
Juliamon: tbh it's too nice to be real
cuzuki: I don't think this is real I have never seen one
samuraitiger19: @Haroldholmes25 I mean you guys have Mormons
VorlonScout: I'm going with "definitely proposed, but not issued"
Foxmar320: I also like how it looks
control_rig: Booo!
Dog_of_Myth: @damn_i_am_pretty No, that's Florida
Pteraspidomorphi: Awww
ShiyokoCL: is this the both?
ShiyokoCL: oh dang
SourceQuench: @damn_i_am_pretty Coming from Texas, I have volumes of data to contradict that.
Rhynerd: Dinger
Pteraspidomorphi: Too cool
Twilight_Spark: It's Utah, no.
ChaoticObserver: Oh you'd be amazed
public_key_reveal_party: because america
control_rig: Obviously not
electra310: My computer keeps trying to go to sleep
Rhynerd: Curse you legislature!
Bunnarchist: Legislature has no taste
DigitalSeahorse: good deducing by it not being a photo
SmithKurosaki: It would be harder to read that the crummy white on dark blue Ontario plates
LarkSachrosis: Welcome to the problem
cuzuki: lemme tell ya something about the Utah legislature
TheMerricat: Chat, do you honestly thing someone in UTAH would accept a place calling it the 'darkest' anyhthing?
mtvcdm: REAL
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BrowneePoints: Cuz it's State Revenue
margieargie: Oh, right, this...
control_rig: Um
MegaDosX: Holy shit
Twilight_Spark: I think that's real.
elah806: ohhhh this is real
LadyAiluros: real
SquidVorb: Real
Gizmoloid: as usual "This or that" answers quickly shifted to aspirational LUL
Too_Many_Knives: I've heard of this
MAPBoardgames: True
Earthenone: 10/10 real
iSmartMan1: 100% real
aClonedPickle: Ublewitah
Bunnarchist: NO WAY
TheAinMAP: Real.
teddywhosabear: real
SnackPak_: gettem DC
ashteranic: Legislatures don't cede power willingly
v_squid: Very real
Greggleswong: Fake
warpstonewarlock: Real
Mr_Whyt: true
VorlonScout: 100% real
elah806: I lived in Maryland during this era
mtvcdm: That's just their NORMAL PLATE
ArdCollider: real.
PigmyWurm: Real
HbombAndFriends: Fake
TheNerdWonder: totally real
arcaneIllumination: Real. I see it all the time.
PotatoWraiths: this is fake
e_bloc: yeah that's the standard plate
ani_laurel: its SUPER real
duskcheetah: I... think I've seen this?
jordorowsky: Totally real
amative1: Bad news, this is totally real
LadyAiluros: i lived close enough to DC and I saw it all the time
teddywhosabear: obama put it on the presidential limo
gualdhar: real I've seen it
mercano82: This is the default DC plate.
saucemaster5000: I loved this when it was around
Serifina: Fake. This is normally Massechusets, I believe.
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: There's three versions of the DC plate and this is one
ineluki__: Absolutely real
nevermore913: That I believe is real
ChargingFurret: This is real
Rhynerd: That is a real thing about DC’s plates. Not sure if it’s the real design
iSmartMan1: I live just outside DC, this is 100% real
Boon_33: Real
control_rig: Fake but go off queen
Inglonias: This is real
VorlonScout: This is not even a special plate. This is (or was) the default one
avi_miller: This is super real, I live here
averythetiger: I see these EVERY DAY
GhostValv: Both
Nuurgle: this is a Sovereign Citizen plate
control_rig: HAhahaha
CyndaneTierney: Looks like it's from the 70s.
trainpants: W Bush pissed a lot of dc residents off by not putting this on his limo
Terr0rc0tta: 1 hundo real
public_key_reveal_party: woo yeah woo
electra310: Real
Saintnex: WUT
definenull: today is not matt's day
LadyAiluros: YUP
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
DigitalSeahorse: gasp
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: There's "no taxation without", "end taxation without" and this one, j think
Wrexadecimal: lunarLUL
Too_Many_Knives: DC is the snarkiest non-state in the US
NoxStryx: I live in northern VA
Serifina: Oh, huh.
mweepigeon: yeah it's just default like half the cars housed in DC have it
rasterscan: This is just the actual license plate too, not like a special edition.
mowdownjoe: Yep. Seen these around.
Twilight_Spark: Still are.
loufghyslaufey: so.... a statement?
MAPBoardgames: DC's real slogan
GredGredmansson: Yeah my sister has a sticker saying this
NoxStryx: This is not only real but the DEFAULT plate for DC
iSmartMan1: And we are STILL mad about it!
corpocracy: Yeah, it's pretty rad
BraveOthello: I @noxstryx same, easy slam dunk
RockPusher: Imagine what Puerto Rico should have on their plates…
ChaoticObserver: It is also the default plate of DC
TheNerdWonder: DC representation is a huge issue in the area
gonvillebromhead: Its on the presidents limo
Twilight_Spark: Both
Foxmar320: Wow
MegaDosX: Oh I hate it
SquidVorb: NO
Haroldholmes25: Oh no
nevermore913: Fake
Too_Many_Knives: O__o
mtvcdm: I'm gonna call Both on this.
Saintnex: Oh god, I HOPE its fake
rasterscan: Both
The_Ninjurai: Bless you
Diabore: this is the both
LadyAiluros: Fake
damn_i_am_pretty: oh, you erred, you accidentally created a design contest and put Graham in it
BraveOthello: Also real!
control_rig: The Virginia Beholders!
Foxmar320: That is a lot to take in
NimrodXIV: lol can't be
red_shoes_jeff: lrrSPOOP
DiscordianTokkan: Oh Yes
HbombAndFriends: Fake
Mortimew: I would be buttmad too if I paid taxes but had no one speaking for me
warpstonewarlock: Real, but should be fake
Mangledpixel: e y e s
elah806: i still prefer this to Virginia Is For Lovers
LarkSachrosis: How very Welcome to Nightvale
mowdownjoe: OH HONEY NO
Dog_of_Myth: lrrHERE
SpaceBattery: thanks i hate it
baltimore_667083: i really hope this is fake
noSmokeFire: eyeS? where's the other one?
BrowneePoints: The Eyes have it
Pinwiz11: RIV Blaseball
thewafflesareburning: It causes me pain.
loufghyslaufey: a driving eye?
the_tutorial_boss: donate your eyes graham
asddsa28: Oo yess my home state lol
duskcheetah: cursed.
SquareDotCube: Why would you put eyes there?
LeeshaJoy: No, this is the Night Vale license plate
jarnatan: Isn't ice on the roads very dangerous
Rhynerd: I think fake
TemporallyAwry: Big lrrHERE Energy, yeah.
SourceQuench: License Plate King is the name of my King Tractor cover band.
electra310: Virginia has 12000 license plates
VorlonScout: I think this is real.
TheAinMAP: lrrHERE
azninsect: 👀
PigmyWurm: Either way I want this to be fake
CururuGuasu: Gowron plate
electra310: Real
mtvcdm: I'm calling Both. Going for it. YOLO.
UnknownFriday: That's certainly a design. It's too weird to be fake.
Serifina: Real, I think.
MrTulip: It should not be, and as such it is ral
ghizmou: the real one is eye no s on the road
MrTulip: *real
Featherweight_: so bad is real
Inglonias: I was JUST at the Virginia DMV this morning. This is fake
DigitalSeahorse: when the government employees get mad you can get almost activist plates
Pteraspidomorphi: Sample can mean real :(
trainpants: If this is real I'm real unhappy that I don't have it
DoubleNterprises: I don't WANT it to be real...
ChaoticObserver: Living in Virginia, its real. You can get a license plate in Virginia done for ANYTHING.
mwlsn: I've never seen this, but I coudl absolutely see VA doing this
Saintnex: NO
GenericHerooo: !upte
NimrodXIV: wut
rasterscan: Nooo
Mischievous_Catgeist: best great gatspy ?
nevermore913: Why
MegaDosX: Virginia pls
electra310: Virginia lets anybody have a plate. I had a Parrothead plate in VA
NoxStryx: I live in VA, i HOPE it is real so i can switch to it.
VorlonScout: At a minimum, that is the Virginia license plate font. "SAMPLE" is what shows up on the web site when you pick your plate design
asddsa28: It’s reall
Critterbot: Was about to say it's ridiculous enough to be real :D
public_key_reveal_party: Visit Virgina: Come for the eldritch horror. Stay because you have been consumed by the eldritch horror
Twilight_Spark: Memorable.
GenericHerooo: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 18:10.
TemporallyAwry: #Cursed
DigitalSeahorse: nice
mercano82: DC has requested to become a state, but it's continually blocked by one party on political grounds. They don't want two more senators from the other party.
FofoATL: amazing its great
control_rig: What!? And yet the Dark Skies didn't pass!?
asddsa28: I have seen it lol
loufghyslaufey: That's still next to DC!
chillmill1: From Virginia and I have never seen this
Mazrae: What!?!?
loufghyslaufey: duh heck!?
ChaoticObserver: Virginia at one time (not sure if this is still true) once had the most variety of license plates of any state in the USA.
Wrexadecimal: O:
RockPusher: lrrWOW lrrDARK
Pharmacistjudge: you can still get it...that's shocking
trainpants: Dang it I have to go to the DMV right now
electra310: Virginia has SO MANY different plates
azninsect: HECK
GhostValv: lrrSPOOP
public_key_reveal_party: D:
azninsect: D:
Juliamon: Beware of Beholders
Too_Many_Knives: Do they drop blue coins?
margieargie: [There are] eyes on the road, then?
DoodlestheGreat: Glad to hear you're okay, Kathleen.
LadyAiluros: that's nessed up
Pteraspidomorphi: Watch out, Eyes on the road!
OldManJohnsonMB: There are eyes on the road
ThorSokar: watch out for beholders!
DigitalSeahorse: "oh gee you're right" looks at road
LadyAiluros: messed
Uzumaki15: As a Virginia resident I apologize
elah806: i would believe that in certain parts of northern virginia
SourceQuench: Poorly Drawn Beholders Ahead.
RomanGoro: GDI, why do I always forget about Live
NoxStryx: @chaoticobserver we have a pile of them that is for sure
Serifina: Fake.
NewtyNewts: Beware that one eye thing from Super Mario 64
elah806: oh my god
korvys: Warning: Eyes on the road. Look out for them
Twilight_Spark: No
Simonark: VA offers 335 plate designs.
Greggleswong: Keep an eye out for Beholders
baltimore_667083: man
UnknownFriday: If you see a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra
ChaoticObserver: Virginia has one for Parrotheads
superdude097: SAMPL
DigitalSeahorse: SAMPL
SourceQuench: SAMPL
LadyAiluros: fake
sekunder: SAMPL
LarkSachrosis: Goodbye Horses
azninsect: SAMPL
iris_of_ether: SAMPL
HbombAndFriends: Fake
warpstonewarlock: Both
azninsect: parnet
SkylerRingtail: Fake
GredGredmansson: "We've lost them all"
duskcheetah: SAMPL
MegaDosX: Florses
aWabbajack: mrweebHorse mrweebHorse mrweebHorse
red_shoes_jeff: H O A R S E !
NimrodXIV: fake
SourceQuench: (Jinx.)
PotatoWraiths: Flhorses
Foxmar320: Yeah this one checks out. We don't know how to spell here
Too_Many_Knives: Undiscovered
jordorowsky: As a Virginian I do not apologize
NonUniqueGuy: Real
Twilight_Spark: Florida does have a lot of racing horses near Ocala.
CyndaneTierney: Florida has soooo many horse tracks.
airylan: water horse?
electra310: Real
Dragonality: PLEASE tell me this is the both
jarnatan: Necessary for the 100% run
Welbog: Horssse
DoubleNterprises: Fak
Mangledpixel: Florida Horses, or 'Florses'
UnknownFriday: Fake
SquareDotCube: Oh, I think IKEA sells SAMPL
azninsect: horse water?
mowdownjoe: lrrJUDGECALL
incslayer: ahh yes Florida known for their famous floridian horses
Earthenone: aligators, the new horses
Mysticman89: florida man discovers horses
AshBurnem: SAMPL is the name of the horse.
TemporallyAwry: Alligator - just a flat horse PrideShrug
Mischievous_Catgeist: horse racing
amative1: Hey Foxmar320 and Serifina, what's this about horses?
noSmokeFire: fund florida horse discovery efforts
Lizardman175: It does have plenty of horse
CururuGuasu: Please discover them, we don’t know where they are
ghizmou: that s why they re inviting you to discover them
mtvcdm: Florida would do that.
ihlendrax: This one might
SpaceBattery: florida has horses, but we're not really known for our horses
MMoritz: Where are Floridas Horses? Bet you cant discover them all
nevermore913: Florida has special horses?
sekunder: come see scenic horsida
public_key_reveal_party: I would guess this is the both
loufghyslaufey: Crocs: The "Floridan" Horse
SourceQuench: discovr hrss
DigitalSeahorse: fake
LaskoReadsComics: Oh ths must be the both..
VorlonScout: I feel like someone proposed this... with this graphic that was made themselves
Foxmar320: amative1 I see them all the time honestly
Twilight_Spark: I haven't seen this one and live in FL, so if it's real I'm interested.
Dragonality: Please, we lost our horses. Help.
Serifina: @amative1 Don't look at me.
HbombAndFriends: I have seen horses here in FL.
duskcheetah: I think there are wild horses here on the NC coast, but I haven't heard about it in Florida
SourceQuench: G6 My Little Pony isn't great TBH
control_rig: "Those are crocs!"\
definenull: if it said gators it would have passed
fiftymcnasty: There are plenty of horses in Florida
CururuGuasu: Horse people are demanding
Wrexadecimal: lmaooo
Mysticman89: it is getting statistically improbable for poor matt here
WearingCats_CwC: Look, if I want to smoke a whole meth and ride an alligator, I can call it a horse
Greggleswong: Goodbye horses
SourceQuench: also, SAMPL
Serifina: Horses are a thing in Florida, yeah.
LaskoReadsComics: Call shenangans... Saw one of these today?
DigitalSeahorse: wild horses?
margieargie: Now, if the Kentucky Horse Council plates show up here... those are unfortunately real <_<
mtvcdm: Both
RockPusher: gabyLul
Twilight_Spark: BOTH
Pteraspidomorphi: Awesome
MAPBoardgames: faker
PotatoWraiths: FAKE
mtvcdm: Windmill slam both
DigitalSeahorse: lol
korvys: Real
Diabore: both
control_rig: That's clever
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
DoubleNterprises: No, because horses are good and the FLorida legislature can't have something good.
elah806: lmao
kilnfiendpotter: I mean that's true?
GhostValv: Wowie
LadyAiluros: what
ani_laurel: 10/10
MegaDosX: English motherbusser, do you speak it
NimrodXIV: the eff does that mean
loufghyslaufey: like, a coaster?
definenull: this is an excellent slogan
baltimore_667083: cause they're hurrying to get to the huskers games
public_key_reveal_party: LUL
HbombAndFriends: Please be fake
PotatoWraiths: it's so fucking dumb
NonUniqueGuy: I can't go anywhere without seeing a horse.
DigitalSeahorse: xD
DarknessKingCoH: SW of Minnesota
azninsect: incredible
superdude097: I actually really like that as a sloagan
epsilon_vee: "it's one of the ones in the middle"
MegaDosX: I'm gonna call this the both
ekimekim: ah yes, the Iron Men of Nebraska. We Do Not Coast.
aWabbajack: New Braksa!
duskcheetah: We Don't Coast™
Shadwhawk: Because the state's so flat they can't coast anywhere?
jessieimproved: I want it to be real
warpstonewarlock: Both. Finally.
LadyAiluros: in the dead middle of the USA
DigitalSeahorse: it should be real
loufghyslaufey: What does that even mean? Nebraska!?
SourceQuench: Nebraska: We have nothing you'd care about.(tm)
omdorastrix: is it Double-landlocked? Surrounded by land-locked states?
nevermore913: Fake but I like it
Dragonality: Hard go both
ineluki__: They’re triply landlocked, right?
DoubleNterprises: Now I WANT this one to be real
Scarbble: i want this to be real so much
Mazrae: North of Kansas I think
ChaoticObserver: I think this is the both
mtvcdm: I think their tourism board is doing a cheeky thing about being in the middle of nowhere.
UnknownFriday: It's not a square. And real. Because "why not"
CodeIndigo: dead center and culturally dead
PotatoWraiths: I hate this state
BrowneePoints: Do you know why all the Corn in Iowa bends West? Cuz Nebraska sucks
Rhynerd: I hope both
MAPBoardgames: WTF?
philippekav: Nebraska aka Greyjoy
mowdownjoe: It's too well designed.
Mazrae: What!?!?
Welbog: wat
MegaDosX: Nebraska why
epsilon_vee: nebraska: no loafing
midnightcurryjazz: no coast no kings!
FofoATL: hahahah
Borisbeaver: it's a dig at coastal states that consider Omaha "fly over country"
kilnfiendpotter: Nebraska, you have some explaining to do.
mercano82: Nebraska isn't square. The eastern border is a river, the SW corner is cut off.
elah806: that is such a chamber of commerce thing
wilcoxchar: as a Coloradan this is a very interior state thing to do
TemporallyAwry: Decent Motto really
SourceQuench: Octagon Chamber of Commerce
BrowneePoints: Nebraska actively sucks.
LarkSachrosis: <message deleted>Graphic Design is his passion
Serifina: Real.
Juliamon: Liking design != identifying actual design
incslayer: Real
MegaDosX: I mean.
asddsa28: Oo nooo
Diabore: imma stick with both bob
margieargie: So, Rhode Island DOES coast, got it
Angreed66: real
NimrodXIV: looks legit
jordorowsky: Real
Pteraspidomorphi: This looks ok
Earthenone: boring, looks real
LadyAiluros: real
FofoATL: blah
ekimekim: this seems...normal
electra310: Fake
nevermore913: Is it the ocean state?
mtvcdm: Okay, I'm getting concerned with where the both is now.
HbombAndFriends: Real
azninsect: it looks legit. im going to say fake
RayFK: What I'm hearing is a new video from Graham breaking down every license plate design. Now with gun.
loufghyslaufey: this is here looks,.... 'fine'.
mowdownjoe: Looks real
MegaDosX: That looks real if uninspired
Haroldholmes25: this looks suspiciously normal
LordManiMani: Nice colors
Greggleswong: Plausible
kilnfiendpotter: It has a wave, but it's quite pretty
TheNerdWonder: I think this si the both
electra310: Looks too normal, gotta be fake
UnknownFriday: Both. This is the both.
Foxmar320: Yeah looks real to me
ekimekim: i'm saying "both" as otherwise it wouldn't be interesting enough for inclusion
paronomasiac042: is beautiful rhode island next to the normal one?
SourceQuench: More like road island amirite ok I'll show myself out.
incslayer: "its a sail boat"
MegaDosX: Sail!
mercano82: I don't seen enough RI plates to know. Too many Massholes and CT plates.
warpstonewarlock: Fake, too nice to be real
DigitalSeahorse: real
Welbog: Is this PEI or something instead of RI?
iSmartMan1: Fake, suspiciously normal
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DoubleNterprises: Both
Juliamon: Doesn't have the Big Blue Bug, I say fake
VorlonScout: Seems right but I don't remember RI plates being blue
kilnfiendpotter: I still can't believe RI is only an hour south of me
UnknownFriday: This is boring enough to be a plate from the 80s and also not brought back as a retro design though they tried. Both.
7gorobei: rhode island "incorporate here for our tax laws"
loufghyslaufey: There's a 'both'?
SourceQuench: SingsNote Tanqueray Martini, O
KeytarCat: Nono, Sooners are Oklahoma lrrBEEJ
MAPBoardgames: 2 real 2 b tru
incslayer: "Real, Real, Kathleen" sounds like a gameshow concept
Pteraspidomorphi: :O
Foxmar320: hahahaaa
Wrexadecimal: lunarLUL
NimrodXIV: lol
DigitalSeahorse: xD
azninsect: hahahahahah
MegaDosX: Holy shit
PuddleOfWeird: LOL
SquidVorb: YES YES
baltimore_667083: LUL
Mangledpixel: :D
CAKHost: Wow
DigitalSeahorse: hahahhahah
Foxmar320: Amazing
KWardJenx: RI's real plates are terrible
loufghyslaufey: today!?
Serifina: what the heck
ani_laurel: amazing
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NimrodXIV: ooo license plate drama
DigitalSeahorse: aww dang
GhostValv: D:
Bunnarchist: OH MY GOD
thraximore: umbral4KEKW
definenull: someone please
margieargie: @incslayer Or a law firm
Diabore: @loufghyslaufey yes, we dont how with a yes/no style question but there is
warpstonewarlock: Wow
EmilyDefiesLogic: LUL
FofoATL: oh man thats a tale
AnderKryst: 'merica!
ArdCollider: the most Rhode Island outcome.
DiscordianTokkan: YES, ahahaha YESSS
VorlonScout: That is SO Rhode Island
kilnfiendpotter: Rhode Island? Corruption?! OF COURSE
MegaDosX: When you fuck up so badly you get investigated for corruption
Juliamon: RI is seriously a disaster state
TheAinMAP: lrrWOW
ani_laurel: its...fine
frozencapybara: That's SO Rhode Island
LordManiMani: That's not /that/ bad
public_key_reveal_party: Oh yeah, I have seen that
kilnfiendpotter: It's been under the thumb of the Portuguese Mafia for generations
Twilight_Spark: Live. Life. Ocean State.
mtvcdm: It's not awful
ghizmou: I understand the hate
MegaDosX: Graphic design is their passion
Foxmar320: Woah
SourceQuench: #please hire a graphic designer k thx
Twilight_Spark: Has to be real.
Diabore: sticking with both
hackingducks: no way
Foxmar320: That is busy
Welbog: So busy
Fruan: That is TOO BUSY
wickaboxet: The new RI plate is the old RI plate bite just worst in every way
mtvcdm: Real
DigitalSeahorse: that's not very readable
DoodlestheGreat: A newspaper?
TemporallyAwry: Oh no LuvOops
kilnfiendpotter: Look I wish
warpstonewarlock: Both
HbombAndFriends: Fake
NimrodXIV: it's so busy
DoubleNterprises: Get SWOLE
MegaDosX: What the hell is going on here
Serifina: No. Please no. Please let this be fake.
azninsect: theres so much going on here
Boon_33: aww heel noh
FofoATL: umm wat there is a lot
SpaceBattery: theres a lot going on here
jordorowsky: Totally real
mercano82: That looks too busy to be real.
GhostValv: Has to be real
Pharmacistjudge: the anchor is the state flag of rhode makes sense
mwlsn: this better not be real
BusTed: 💪
Bunnarchist: That can't possibly be real
red_shoes_jeff: Oh LORDY!
mtvcdm: Not even gonna use the both. Just flat real.
josh___something: *vomits*
iSmartMan1: Teal
UnknownFriday: There's no way this is real.
mowdownjoe: Too busy. Has to be fake
Earthenone: ill guess both
DigitalSeahorse: fake
iSmartMan1: *real
paronomasiac042: this has so much going on, it *has* to be real
VorlonScout: This is so much design it must be real
baskwalla: It looks too busy to be fake
electra310: Real, every VA plate is real
thraximore: this is so bad it HAS to be real
Greggleswong: Serge's bicep 🥵
Wrexadecimal: it's so bad I want ti to be fake but I'd not be surprised if it's real
azninsect: BLK is 365. But what about leap years
v_squid: I'm in Richmond, I've NEVER seen this
LordManiMani: Is that a blod splatter top right
NoxStryx: I have never seen this one...but ive never seen the eyes in the road one either
TemporallyAwry: And birds in the corner that'll be covered by the stickers
loufghyslaufey: oh, this is that roadmap formatting from storybooks...why this one Richmond?
kilnfiendpotter: Virginia: Even Our License Plate Will Punch You
EmilyDefiesLogic: blood splatter in the corner?
MegaDosX: I hope so
asddsa28: Fun fact Virginia has the most vanity plates
amative1: That's a real "Pepsi for TV Game" energy
MAPBoardgames: I'm guessing Richmond Planet is a newspaper
Foxmar320: Yeah both
DigitalSeahorse: both
mrverbal: or weird bloodstains
Serifina: It could be both?
CodeIndigo: Oh, this has to be fake
Serifina: Oh god.
nevermore913: I do not Iike that bottom font
SandWhales1: oh my god i jsut got here this is such a good t or t
v_squid: And I've never heard of the Richmond Planet
electra310: I want everyone to know that I had a Parrotheads license plate with a cartoon parrot when I lived in VA
loufghyslaufey: oh, then they're cardinals?
azninsect: but whyyyyy
NimrodXIV: gah
Pteraspidomorphi: I hate it
ChaoticObserver: Again, Virginia approves ANYTHING for license plates. Like, look at the Virginia list of license plates it is absolutely nuts. We have license plates for colleges not even in our state.
Bearudite: you could do an entire one of these on Montana's Plates
DigitalSeahorse: oof
mtvcdm: I hate that I'm right
MegaDosX: Virginia pls, once again
Foxmar320: WAT
BrowneePoints: Was this a Black History Month one?
hackingducks: how indeed
Atarra: :C
Saintnex: Why???
Diabore: LAST YEAR???
SquidVorb: Love the message, hate the readability
loufghyslaufey: That's why it looks like the way it is.
MegaDosX: I mean, that's a fair enough justification
Atarra: cool but what a terrible design
thraximore: well said.
MegaDosX: They could have done so much better
LadyAiluros: virginia has litrally a zillion playes
loufghyslaufey: right?
kilnfiendpotter: They need a better graphic design for that intention
mtvcdm: Good cause. Awful plate.
control_rig: They did it a disservice
hackingducks: kathleen said it.
SourceQuench: Kathleen speaks for us all.
DigitalSeahorse: well I guess it makes easy to identify vehicle under UGLY plates
CodeIndigo: unless that's the paper's actual masthead
MegaDosX: Wow.
control_rig: HAH
LordManiMani: Huh
DoodlestheGreat: wood
Fruan: W O O D
Diabore: both
Serifina: NO.
Welbog: A g r i c u l t u r e
Pteraspidomorphi: Hehehe
aClonedPickle: [yeah]
margieargie: A g r i c u l t u r e
Serifina: Fake.
paronomasiac042: please yes
FofoATL: just faux wood
Scarbble: oooooooo
azninsect: hahahahaha
electra310: Virginia will let basically anything be a license plate
baltimore_667083: AGRICULTURE
Haroldholmes25: LUL
mtvcdm: Arizona still has wood?
Foxmar320: Sure it's fine lol
Wrexadecimal: lunarLUL
loufghyslaufey: "Eh".
HbombAndFriends: Real
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
kilnfiendpotter: Hahahahaha
TemporallyAwry: Arizona - got wood? Kappa
warpstonewarlock: Oh, this has to be both
mowdownjoe: WOOD
Serifina: Fake fake fake. It can't be real.
azninsect: this is real
ThorSokar: the wood grain!
DoubleNterprises: Clip it!
NimrodXIV: :D
mercano82: Arizona: Come for the wood
electra310: Faaaaaake
Greggleswong: Needs more truck nuts
control_rig: You need W O O D
OldManJohnsonMB: exclusively used for wood-panelled station wagons
elah806: this is a marriage flyer, not a license plate
thraximore: this looks almost exactly like one of those gift cards you find at Lowes
RayFK: I wish the Arizona woodn't.
DarknessKingCoH: Its for FFA
Thatwasademo: A G R I C U L T U R E
SquidVorb: This looks like packaging for beef jerky
mtvcdm: Arizona has agriculture?
duskcheetah: FFA? future farmers of america?
Orylen: it looks like the front of a jeep
DoodlestheGreat: FFA-Future Farmers of America.
GhostValv: benginUrgh
flatluigi: isn't that literally the arizona ice tea logo
ChaoticObserver: I mean, FFA, so it would make sense, but I think fake
WearingCats_CwC: I have Arizona wood Kappa
Travilogue: FFA Future Farmers of America
public_key_reveal_party: Arizona: Agriculture
CodeIndigo: this is for the Future Farmers of America?
LadyAiluros: FFA is a thing tho
BrowneePoints: Arizona Wood is my favorite Beatles Remix
UnknownFriday: With the Future Farmers of America logo, I'm going real.
loufghyslaufey: its looks like a combination lock somehow?
kilnfiendpotter: This looks like a bourbon label
Atarra: did we get this at the Hobby Lobby? o_o
MAPBoardgames: Please AZ. Be fake.
LadyAiluros: so real
theworldsmith1: Is the Arizona label centered wrong?
Welbog: The car has to be made of wood too
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DigitalSeahorse: this should be on an old volkswaggon
ekimekim: ARIZ⍜NA
LarkSachrosis: <message deleted>ẅ̵̫́o̷̤͒o̶̦͑d̴̉̐
Serifina: NO.
Tiber727: This seems like a plate made for Jackbox.
MegaDosX: Arizona pls
mowdownjoe: @wearingcats_cwc benginBonk
warpstonewarlock: Why
nevermore913: It's awful
gibbousm: at first I thought there's no way this could be real, but then again its Arizona
DigitalSeahorse: oh for farmers
Haroldholmes25: LUL
margieargie: There's a reason for that
CodeIndigo: for good reason
MegaDosX: What is wrong with so many US states
LordManiMani: @tiber727 amazing. Perfect analogy.
public_key_reveal_party: I mean...
Serifina: It's ARIZONA. They are NOT KNOWN FOR WOOD.
definenull: mission accomplished
NimrodXIV: hooray?
SnackPak_: sergeGG Arizona
Boon_33: congrats?
SourceQuench: I believe every part of the preceding statements.
greenday61892: wait i'm not understanding how both is possible
RockPusher: This design is a little… wooden
azninsect: looks like an aged deck
VorlonScout: @MegaDosX How much time do you have?
greenday61892: How could it be both real and fake?
DigitalSeahorse: farmers be planking
BrowneePoints: It's ARIZONA WHERE are they FARMING
Welbog: Busy busy
kilnfiendpotter: I feel like this game is targeting my country for absolutely valid reasons
DoubleNterprises: Real
baltimore_667083: O H I O
Juliamon: That looks real af
mtvcdm: Matt with the slam.
SandWhales1: what is both?
PigmyWurm: Real?
CodeIndigo: this is the both
SquidVorb: Too colourful
Mangledpixel: you see, this is why we just have the one boring design for everywhere in the uk, we avoid all this nonsense :D
wilcoxchar: this design looks too good for Ohio
Twilight_Spark: This looks real. So fake.
PMAvers: That logo's real.
Bunnarchist: That's gotta be real
Borisbeaver: They grow a lot of cotton in Arizona...which is unwise considering they have no water
nevermore913: Too much going on
theamc2000: Have I seen this before?
Greggleswong: I kinda like this one
margieargie: Hm, Haven't seen any Ohioans down here with this one, at least
UnknownFriday: This is real, isn't it?
merciary: Oh. This one
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LordManiMani: What does Both mean in this context?
SquareDotCube: OhiO
MAPBoardgames: It looks nice
samuraitiger19: Oh I can believe that is an actual Ohio plate
Rhynerd: Looks real to me
warpstonewarlock: Both.
Scarbble: O H I O
Welbog: It's all Ohio?
philippekav: CLeveland rocks !
mtvcdm: We've gone both-hunting now.
BrowneePoints: It's shitty enough for Ohio
Dillatont: I'm from Ohio. I hate this plate.
bluewaterbaboonfarm: The plane flies backwards! It’s
Boon_33: they stole this from wizard of oz
greenday61892: how can something be both real and fake?
merciary: It's both
adambomb625: How does both work?
Ryuzicohn28: Real, I've seen this one.
HbombAndFriends: Fake. Ohio has no sun. ;)
SourceQuench: The Ohio Sunrise sounds like a service you pay for in a very sketchy brothel.
CastleOtranto: I swear I've seen one of these
UnknownFriday: I feel like I've seen this driving through Ohio, which takes way longer than you'd think.
paronomasiac042: @greenday61892 i'm assuming that a design was proposed, rejected, resubnitted, and accepted.
DoodlestheGreat: It's Ohio, so being ugly as sin is par for the course.
mtvcdm: Real.
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QuixoticScrivener: i think that's a kid on a swing
control_rig: This is busy enough to be a bad real
betweenmyself: Would be better if it said OHIO a few lore times
OldManJohnsonMB: both will likely be unapproved in one state but taken by another
kilnfiendpotter: This license plate screams: "Follow me to the promised land."
thraximore: Kathleen LMAO
CAKHost: Cleveland. I remember that building siloit
omdorastrix: Ohio has more astronauts per-capita than any other states.... What's Wrong with Ohio that people want to leave the planet to get away?
PharaohBender27: lrrDARK
VorlonScout: Proposed but rejected. Fake
CodeIndigo: "tin soldiers and Nixon's coming...."
TheMerricat: - Yet it seemed one error made it through to production. The Wright Flyer at the top of the plate was backward, with a banner trailing behind what was actually the front of the plane. Ohio Department of Public Safety fixed the design later in the day. Any resemblance of the dog to the DeWines' springer spaniel Dolly is coincidental. "The dog has some resemblance to a springer spaniel,"
public_key_reveal_party: I woke up in ohio once, that was scary
CAKHost: Shadow,
MegaDosX: Oh shit
TheNerdWonder: I live in this state, I swear I've seen this on my plate design
Welbog: Wow! GJ Matt
LadyAiluros: I don't think Ohio is thos fun
jamesk902: Coming from a country with utterly unadorned license plates, this whole quiz has been eye-opening for me.
iris_of_ether: lrrDARK
azninsect: oh
LadyAiluros: really?
DigitalSeahorse: I think of the one person I know in Ohio when I think of Ohio
samuraitiger19: Wait isn't NC the birthplace of aviation?
GhostValv: Wowie
HbombAndFriends: No. They’re from Ohio. They “didn’t die” in North Carolina
The_Color_Twelve: the plane was backwards
warpstonewarlock: Finally!
bluewaterbaboonfarm: The plane mistake!
LordManiMani: Loooool
MegaDosX: Oh right!
PharaohBender27: @samuraitiger19 Yeah I suddenly realized that at the last second
FofoATL: hahahaha wowow
MegaDosX: Hah, that's outstanding
margieargie: Not the Wright Flyer, the Wrong Flyer
Foxmar320: lol
Too_Many_Knives: Canards, yo
TheNerdWonder: oh yeah! I remember this!
DigitalSeahorse: o.O
control_rig: Hahaahaha
MechaKuuga: OMG LUL
greenday61892: OHHHHHHH
Bunnarchist: OH MY GOD
MegaDosX: Yeah it was
Haroldholmes25: LUL
Critterbot: Haa!
mtvcdm: WOW
LordManiMani: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
VorlonScout: And that's so Ohio
public_key_reveal_party: OMG LUL
GhostValv: Haha
LadyAiluros: WOW
MegaDosX: What a catastrophe
greenday61892: OK LMAO that's amazing
OldManJohnsonMB: holy moly
azninsect: oh.
Saintnex: HAH
The_Color_Twelve: It was a whole thing here when that happened
betweenmyself: Whoopsie doodles riffYeti
SourceQuench: Graham are you OK?
azninsect: its a misprint
frozencapybara: That's the most Ohio
DoodlestheGreat: That's SO Ohio.
Borisbeaver: Like an "error card" in baseball cards
VorlonScout: Also, part of the whole "no, WE'RE the birthplace of aviation" fight between states
public_key_reveal_party: this kills the graham
Phailhammer: @jamesk902 I think the most "exciting" one I've seen recently was one that had "Victoria" written in Katakana.
Dragonality: Summarize Ohio in one image:
Mr_Whyt: like an upside down stamp
BrowneePoints: Yep sounds like Ohi-no
thraximore: heyo
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
DigitalSeahorse: wooo
Diabore: fake
mtvcdm: Ohhhhhhh
DigitalSeahorse: a perlement?
thraximore: "is that a Hague"
mtvcdm: Puerto Rico it says
theamc2000: Puerro rico?
mercano82: The Vermont DMV has a wall of license plates from other states in the lobby.
HbombAndFriends: Fake
samuraitiger19: real?
philippekav: maybe the plane was slower then the wind
thraximore: hm.
CodeIndigo: real
warpstonewarlock: Fake
TheNerdWonder: was part of spain at some point
MegaDosX: I'm gonna give this one a real
mtvcdm: I'm gonna say fake.
VorlonScout: I'm going with real
electra310: Fake
DoubleNterprises: The opening shot of the Pax East crapshot
azninsect: fake
CodeIndigo: for import cars
BrowneePoints: Puerto Riqueňo
ChaoticObserver: Ehhhhh
ani_laurel: would it even fit on cars?
ChaoticObserver: They are
UnknownFriday: I've seen a Guam plate that was US standard, I'd assume PR is the same way.
LadyAiluros: they are
SandWhales1: ehhhhhh
mercano82: Does PR do the EU style plates? I thought they'd use the NA plates, as they import their cars from the US.
LordManiMani: Technically they are. Like DC
hackingducks: they are technically part of america. they just aren't a state.
VorlonScout: Kathleen has it
control_rig: Ooof
NimrodXIV: they are a territory
MegaDosX: benginSip
Serifina: The Federal Government has no say in what each License Plate is designed as.
TemporallyAwry: Taxation with Representation 2020SpeakUp
ani_laurel: The US gets a ton of veto power on stuff
QuixoticScrivener: One party knows they are american.
Greggleswong: Truth
GhostValv: Oof
LarkSachrosis: Kathleen is right and she should say it
public_key_reveal_party: Kathleen is 100% right
CodeIndigo: kathleen's super spicy tonight
gualdhar: we *want* to but some of the groups keep protesting their votes
arcaneIllumination: I would LOVE if they were a state.
Morrigan9: statehood is up to residents
DoodlestheGreat: WE'D LOVE TO! The GOP won't let us!
BrowneePoints: It's a long story.
Mischievous_Catgeist: we asked they said no
CodeIndigo: ahHA! I WAS RIGHT!!!
mowdownjoe: Kathleen, we try to forget what our government did from 2016-2020.
KeytarCat: we made hawaii a state, and look where that got
MegaDosX: What an excellent reason for it benginLul
RockPusher: hahaha
LordManiMani: Neat
LeeshaJoy: The GOP refuses to make states that would give the opposition more representation
OldManJohnsonMB: that is surprisingly practical
control_rig: Whuff
azninsect: oh
NimrodXIV: oof
samuraitiger19: eeeeeewwwww
Serifina: Real.
LordManiMani: WOW
MegaDosX: Oh my god
Pteraspidomorphi: oof
Diabore: please be fake
Foxmar320: So many colors!
Wrexadecimal: very busy design
MegaDosX: My eyes
PotatoWraiths: woo that is intense
LeeshaJoy: please let it be fake
red_shoes_jeff: lrrJUDGE
MAPBoardgames: CU?
Serifina: I'm like 90% sure I've seen this.
mtvcdm: Portland would 100% do that
CodeIndigo: very NOOOOOOOOO
azninsect: look thats a nice design. but for a number plate?
Too_Many_Knives: That's gotta be expensive to print
cuzuki: I think this is real
flatluigi: oregon: be on acid to tolerate being there
azninsect: CU in the Oregon
nevermore913: Real
LordManiMani: Nice, Paul
FofoATL: wow
Travilogue: County code, I think
VorlonScout: I can tell you that it's not currently real. Might have been once...
hackingducks: I kinda.. don't hate it? maybe it's real.
DoubleNterprises: This NEEDS to be real
korvys: Copper?
SquareDotCube: CU is likely county
warpstonewarlock: Fake. This can't be real. Right? Right?
OldManJohnsonMB: commericla / utility ?
SourceQuench: Is that the same artist as the original Ballantine Lord of the Rings?
TheNerdWonder: something something Cascadia?
e_bloc: the M wouldn't fit
MMoritz: the font on oregon looks like a fantasy novel
greenday61892: After seeing this license plate I won't be able to C U in Oregon
BrowneePoints: A couple times we asked and PR said no, then they had a referendum and Congress stuffed it
mercano82: Commercial Use?
LostThePirate: o/ Oregonian here lol
TheMerricat: C U in Oregon is one of their very iconic publicity campaigns.
VorlonScout: But I suspect proposed, not accepted
DiscordianTokkan: C, for Colour with a U
Rhynerd: I kinda hope it’s real if just because I dig the art
3and4fifths: Oregon: we don't pump our gas
theamc2000: Yea
Master_Gunner: better than "C U in the Northern Territory"
Serifina: Many Oregon plates have a number that starts with two letters (they do not correspond to counties).
amative1: Standard for "special plates" is a two-letter code, followed by a multi-digit number
QuixoticScrivener: I believe it has foiling
Travilogue: An actual pennyfarthing
LarkSachrosis: looks like a coverd wagon
ani_laurel: I see a pennyfarthing
TemporallyAwry: @e_bloc !sir
LordManiMani: Looks like it's from the cover of a Choose Your Own Adventure Book
HbombAndFriends: Real
Greggleswong: So pretty
frozencapybara: I wish this were real, I'd get one, but it's not currently available AFAIK
PharaohBender27: That's a thing for Oregon license plates - it probably means "Culture." "PW" is for "Pacific Wonderland," "CL" for Crater Lake, etc. . . .
theamc2000: It is an eye spy
VorlonScout: The Oregon special plates all start with 2 letters on the side, that becomes part of the plate number
Critterbot: Unusual enough to just actually be real, but... hmmm.
CAKHost: Is there a camera?
SourceQuench: Every color of the LGBTQ+ spectrum, only somehow menacing.
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Pteraspidomorphi: I think this is a good album cover
QuixoticScrivener: find the dickbutt
MrGibberish: Is that a lute?
MegaDosX: "Is it a rat? Is it a wolf? No, it's a coyote!"
Serifina: @LoadingReadyRun Many Oregon plates have a number that starts with two letters (they do not correspond to counties). (To pass on)
PharaohBender27: Oh there's the Oregon Cultural Trust logo!
Bunnarchist: Honestly? It's pretty nice looking
SquidVorb: Ewww
DigitalSeahorse: bweh
Twilight_Spark: That is a scab.
Travilogue: Oh no
MegaDosX: Yuck
Foxmar320: Gross
VorlonScout: OH THAT ONE
mtvcdm: MEAT PLATE
LordManiMani: Ew
MAPBoardgames: I wanna get rearended by people trying to find all the hidden objects in my licenceplates
Critterbot: That's hideous!
thraximore: ewwwwww
control_rig: From Silent Hill?
GhostValv: Yikes
WearingCats_CwC: ew
public_key_reveal_party: big upgrade
MegaDosX: I wonder why.
DeM0nFiRe: It's MEAT
Juliamon: that is meaty
The_Color_Twelve: is that skin?
OmnipotentTrevor: that's a slab of meat
CodeIndigo: that looks like a bloodstain
BrowneePoints: Ham
DigitalSeahorse: salmon/ham coloured
PotatoWraiths: MEAT PLATE
arcaneIllumination: Which looks like someone bled on it.
Foxmar320: That looks like meat
e_bloc: the flesh plate
incslayer: its made out of meat
mtvcdm: It's made of meat
jubale1: the fleshwound plate
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHAM
TemporallyAwry: Oh hey - that's where all the Flesh-Wash went!
margieargie: Stick with the wood plate...
BrowneePoints: That's a slab of ham
Mediocre_Man5: that license plate looks like a Nine Inch Nails video
herph: Garfield font
MegaDosX: Yike.
SourceQuench: I've seen that texture in a DOOM wad
FofoATL: upgrade fo sho
airylan: at least meatplate is readable?
epsilon_vee: nine inch nails album cover vibes
randombillfolds: Yeah. Colourful organs.
azninsect: lrrHAM
Too_Many_Knives: "Colourful" indeed
mowdownjoe: They're made of meat
Foxmar320: Bloody ham plate
control_rig: I mean Flesh is colorful...
RockPusher: Pork Belly Plate
MegaDosX: I'll take the devon plate
VorlonScout: I have seen the flesh plate. I don't want to
PigmyWurm: The one that looks like you hit someone
Nuurgle: I'll take milksteak
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The_Ninjurai: It dose look like an organ that was just taken out of someone
teddywhosabear: Just unnerving
thraximore: bacon
barefootgamer: I think there was a typo at some point
LostThePirate: Graham - that is the same font as the Oregon on our regular plates, too
Rhynerd: The old one reminds me of Condemned game series
iris_of_ether: lrrHAM
TheMerricat: BTW - CU stands for Cultural Trust.
Boon_33: rusted pigbelly please
Featherweight_: what you asked for colour organs
MegaDosX: All things return to Tool with Kathleen
philippekav: trusting into culture
Morrigan9: mmmm, bacon
ghizmou: drivers, you mean organ donors?
TheAinMAP: lrrHAM
DudelidouX: Colorful Oregon is dysentery?
Mr_Whyt: the one that looks like a metallica albulm cover
Mr_Horrible: Oregon, we're a pork haunch
LordManiMani: @rhynerd yeah!
SoldieroFortune: I said "Colorful Oregon ... not Colorful Organ!"
Mnemonicman: Visit the State of Organ
vershike: Oh sure, but when I make a license plate out of ham, it's a crime.
Greggleswong: Saturated ham
betweenmyself: Looks like a culture in an agar dish
LordManiMani: seabatClap
TriseAlpha: I mean... the universe does average out to be beige
PharaohBender27: lrrHORN
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
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mercano82: I'm predicting a lot of Tool on Brave New Faves tonight.
DigitalSeahorse: meat colour doesn't say cultural trust to me at all
VorlonScout: OK, that's why I didn't recognize the last one, the Meat Plate was still an option when I last got one
FofoATL: well done!!
control_rig: Thank you folks!
ALLxISxLOST: And Serge didnt have a single accident
MomoNo9: Is Oregon where pink slime was invented?
MegaDosX: This was interesting
definenull: was that the prize?
Greggleswong: 👏👏👏
azninsect: Serge just taking over
Earthenone: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: one Andrew from the teeming mass of humanity
SourceQuench: All hail Snerge!
airylan: that was good thisorthat! congrats!
DiscordianTokkan: Highliiiights!
DigitalSeahorse: forever until Serge injures himself again
TheAinMAP: Dang.
DigitalSeahorse: or stops wanting to
SourceQuench: #issergeinjured
azninsect: benginLul
DigitalSeahorse: do the host thing*
Orxolon: xD
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loufghyslaufey: NotLikeThis TableHere LUL
SourceQuench: vamp for 90s chat
samuraitiger19: Let's start a help Cam move GoFundMe
greenday61892: oh god not succies
thraximore: The secret to suckies
azninsect: uhhhh
GhostValv: Haha
DiscordianTokkan: uh oooohhhh Suckies!
greenday61892: s u c c
mtvcdm: That game
samuraitiger19: JESUS
SquidVorb: This stream was so much fun
baltimore_667083: oh this game
mercano82: Is that a sword or a fishing rod?
GDwarble: She has been stretched vertically
mtvcdm: That game *happened*
Critterbot: That sword is upside down.
ShiyokoCL: that stream was pure gold
Scarbble: love a squished lady
memnus: Suckies is also a gogurt-equivalent in NZ
samuraitiger19: Ian?
DoodlestheGreat: That game was hilariously bad.
DoubleNterprises: That game was somethin else
loufghyslaufey: Krondor now with Hands!!
DigitalSeahorse: hohoho
Boon_33: darn jerk wizard!
incslayer: yea suckies just appears to be kids yoghurt
SourceQuench: *Manaical shitposting*
UnknownFriday: How did I never notice her sword was upside down?
DigitalSeahorse: xD
azninsect: the coughing though
Greggleswong: Jerk Wizard sounds like a great Caribbean restaurant
TheMerricat: @UnknownFriday There was so much to notice, it's OK if you didn't see all of the wrongness in the first look. :D
LordManiMani: I strongly feel these should be Date stamped if nothing else
control_rig: This game was absurd
loufghyslaufey: Sheesh, Izzet brew!!
DoubleNterprises: Storm deck!
Dragonality: Vroom!
control_rig: Stormless Storm
SourceQuench: @Greggleswong I am down for a midnight run to the Jerk Wizard.
freshbubba: What a deck
TriseAlpha: Hey, that was an image and sound track from XP to Level 3. I hope he knew about that "game" stealing his work...
definenull: props to OP for letting them go off
GredGredmansson: Izzet Storm is a heck of a thing
thraximore: umbral4KEKW
azninsect: "double" jump
samuraitiger19: Who the fuck made this discount Mai Shiranui?
thraximore: oop
MegaDosX: I must go, my planet needs me
DoodlestheGreat: MY PLANET NEEDS ME!
Boon_33: F
definenull: lrrFINE
DigitalSeahorse: lrrFINE
GredGredmansson: *ducktales moon theme intensifies*
loufghyslaufey: That is super yikes, game.
Wrexadecimal: unrelastive expectations for women to -T-pose and levitate
TheAinMAP: lrrFINE
cuzuki: lrrFINE
LordManiMani: @gredgredmansson lolol
SourceQuench: Alex trying to do a Games Journalism in the middle of... all that. F'ing destroyed me.
azninsect: benginLul
control_rig: Ah Plasma
loufghyslaufey: Why is there a DuckTales moon theme?
azninsect: hahahah jordynne
Rhynerd: 4 mortal wounds!
DigitalSeahorse: hahahhahah
MegaDosX: Jordynne no
GredGredmansson: @loufghyslaufey because there was a moon level in the game
PharaohBender27: tqsWTF
thraximore: lrrWOW
samuraitiger19: TMI! TMI!
SourceQuench: Woo-hoo.
airylan: it made it in!
Gizmoloid: lmao
Mr_Horrible: LUL
definenull: got'em
greenday61892: I don't think that's how it works!!
GreatWahooney: @MegaDosX Jordynne yes!
loufghyslaufey: Norm'd scared.
margieargie: wooooooo
control_rig: OoooOoooo
greenday61892: oh no not Dashcon
azninsect: oooooooo
GredGredmansson: that guy's excited
WearingCats_CwC: And yet Dominos fires me for improving the Hawaiian pizzas
DoodlestheGreat: God, that was such a game...
SourceQuench: Dash-con jokes. So it has come to this.
Too_Many_Knives: Yep that's zucchini
loufghyslaufey: So this is what no context sounds like?
definenull: lrrSPOOP
samuraitiger19: DEAR LORD!
GhostValv: lrrSPOOP
MegaDosX: Holy crap
control_rig: Jeez
margieargie: Ah, pretty small zucchini then
Angreed66: that happens
GredGredmansson: OH GOSH
Dog_of_Myth: Wow
mtvcdm: That is too much zucchini
SmithKurosaki: DAMN
PharaohBender27: "How about instead of a dozen zucchini, we give you one GIANT zucchini!?"
Rhynerd: Such is Zucchini
JonnyGlitched: Hello everyone
Too_Many_Knives: They just *do* that
MomoNo9: She wasn't kidding
iris_of_ether: I need to make zucchini bread
arcaneIllumination: My parent's have grown larger ones. Zucchini can be insane.
Pinwiz11: THe LLR Zucchini arc is masteful
DoubleNterprises: I wanna cup of that zuchini's piss!
GredGredmansson: HELL YES
azninsect: hahahahah
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
GredGredmansson: WHAT THE HECK
Bleeding_Edge: were an only child
SourceQuench: #doyouwanttobuysomezucchini
MomoNo9: Eh it tracks
saucemaster5000: that was chat's answer too
loufghyslaufey: I don't get it.
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh lrrBEN
JonnyGlitched: almost looks built in except it's wonky
LordManiMani: What
azninsect: hahahaha wait what
loufghyslaufey: Oh lrrWOW
GredGredmansson: TAKE
PharaohBender27: What the heck was that speedramping there?
loufghyslaufey: Subpar meta lrrPAUL
princess_intell: Oh, it's live! And things are happening!
GredGredmansson: tomDance
PharaohBender27: That wasn't just on my end, was it?
Juliamon: It was dead air, edited to show that Ian had to get up and leave
WearingCats_CwC: Imagine that there are people too young to remember shirts that look like short sleeve shirts over long sleeve shirts :(
BusTed: lrrGOAT
RockPusher: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
Twilight_Spark: lrrHERE
loufghyslaufey: No idea what I just meant
Rhynerd: @princess_intell welcome to the highlight reel!
DigitalSeahorse: awww goats lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
TheAinMAP: lrrGOAT
JonnyGlitched: cats are more important than people with allergies
GhostValv: D:
AllTheWeasels: wooooow
ThorSokar: woooo
PharaohBender27: tqsRIP lrrSERGE
TheAinMAP: HahaCat HahaGingercat
flatluigi: SERGE?
azninsect: UH
Greggleswong: omg
josh___something: serge no
MegaDosX: Serge no
mtvcdm: Serge looks like eight sausages?
azninsect: SERGE NO
AllTheWeasels: Objection retracted
incslayer: !phrasing
LRRbot: You heard them.
loufghyslaufey: Replace lrrSERGE with a trench of ten cats?
margieargie: So Serge = 10 cats = 8 sausages. That's math
LordManiMani: Birb!
SourceQuench: A side of Serge heretofore unseen.
Haroldholmes25: LUL
samuraitiger19: New Puppet for the Felterweight division?
Too_Many_Knives: !And Serge
MomoNo9: Who's calling Serge a weenie?!
DigitalSeahorse: hehehehhe
nevermore913: One serge = 10 cats
DoubleNterprises: 10 cats for Serge lookin better by the minute
DiscordianTokkan: Yesssss
DigitalSeahorse: birb
Critterbot: Kitty!
SourceQuench: What fresh Furry Hell is this?
loufghyslaufey: lrrSPOOP
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NewtyNewts: LUL
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! lrrEFF Naboo.
DoubleNterprises: <3 Serge tho
teddywhosabear: made het by math, smh
GredGredmansson: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Pinwiz11: Math Gays unite!
Serifina: Oh my GOD I just died
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PharaohBender27: lunarj1Heart
TacitusVigil: @teddywhosabear Het Math makes Het Matt?
RockPusher: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
Mr_Horrible: the Pandlebars
azninsect: benginLul
ekimekim: I mean he's Pan, so...yeah
loufghyslaufey: Pan,... Why?
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
Foxmar320: Serifina you're not allowed to die until I get out of Florida
Sarah_Serinde: Pan *does* seem the type to be horny on main
Sarah_Serinde: And everywhere else
neb_200: heather without a hat?
DigitalSeahorse: owweeee
Serifina: @Foxmar320 Tell Matt to be less funny then. :p
Ammondale: Noooooo
JonnyGlitched: <message deleted>elbow crunch
MomoNo9: Oh Cam
DigitalSeahorse: not the nerve ow
neb_200: She looks nice
Ammondale: Not again Cam
control_rig: Oooooh noooo Ben
mtvcdm: Cameron just self-destructs like that
Foxmar320: Serifina ill write a memo
loufghyslaufey: Oof, lrrBEN
Greggleswong: the two shirt curse
neb_200: Oh dear ben
ShiyokoCL: that's a big yikes Ben
LeeshaJoy: oh I was hoping this would make the highlight reel
TheAinMAP: jlrrIcream SingsNote
JonnyGlitched: <message deleted>I've never heard you sing
LordManiMani: seabatClap
loufghyslaufey: Then no one pays? Ever? When you visit?
Too_Many_Knives: Ian with the music improv
Foxmar320: Now I want ice cream
LordManiMani: Ah, Rent
Too_Many_Knives: Am currently eating ice cream
mtvcdm: WEH
gnome_friend: !quote Wario
LRRbot: Quote #6676: "Wah! Nintendo is real!" —Wario [2020-01-06]
Scarbble: WEH
SourceQuench: Ian. We. Live. In. A. Society.
TheAinMAP: jlrrCreeper
LordManiMani: @gnome_friend amazing
gnome_friend: Behind you Gem!
e_bloc: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
loufghyslaufey: What did e_bloc do?
GhostValv: benginO7
e_bloc: it wasn't me
control_rig: This is just a Renn-faire
aiamethyst: update: cori's character lived!
DigitalSeahorse: reminds me of when I was kidnapped when I wasn't there for a tabletop game
loufghyslaufey: Maybe it's a studio set?
SourceQuench: Twitch Chat. You come to me, today, the day of my daughter's wedding...
DigitalSeahorse: my character*
JonnyGlitched: <message deleted>Graham is the most sufferable of all of you
aWabbajack: mrweebHorse mrweebHorse mrweebHorse
DigitalSeahorse: I wasn't kidnapped, my character was
LordManiMani: seabatClap
corianderd: @aiamethyst thanks for giving me three rounds of fall time to consider my mistakes
DeM0nFiRe: But horse is big dog
jamesk902: Can't comprehend horses clus.
Serifina: Deer god
gnome_friend: !card thief of crowns
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GredGredmansson: DEER GOD.
TheAinMAP: HahaReindeer
loufghyslaufey: Get it prarie dawn!
loufghyslaufey: Idk...
SourceQuench praises deer
azninsect: wow
DigitalSeahorse: I'm fine, my character is still kidnapped but is probably running the place she's in wherever it is
iris_of_ether: That was a great stream
TheAinMAP: jlrrFall
control_rig: Digging straight down.
mtvcdm: The wall is where you put the poop you're proud of
loufghyslaufey: Muppet gets roc'd.
MegaDosX: Never dig straight down!
margieargie: Ah, yes, digging straight down, thing you're famously supposed to do in Minecraft
Critterbot: Dug straight down, asked for it.
LordManiMani: "There is no poop. No poop happened"
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NanoWowl: LRL is always a highlight lrrHEART (even if I missed the start this time :/ ...)
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gnome_friend: lrrBEEJ
TacitusVigil: Why is Ben wearing two shirts? Kappa
josh___something: both
Gizmoloid: Both?
SourceQuench: There was a normal amount of poop.
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHERE
gnome_friend: That's his secret... he's on both sides
azninsect: one side, then both sides
xantos69: Cheer50 Bits!
CodeIndigo: !findquote poop
LRRbot: Quote #424: "If you're going to poop stars, do it in your subconscious." —Ash [2015-07-08]
HbombAndFriends: Corgo150
MomoNo9: Paul, you were IN that crapshot
gnome_friend: lrrJUDGE
Orxolon: !or somebody leaves the battlefield"
SourceQuench: #literalactualjudge
samuraitiger19: FMV!
TriseAlpha: FMV
margieargie: Is that in Daedric?
mtvcdm: read my fanfic
MMoritz: What is this FMV game?
loufghyslaufey: More Krondor Hands-On!!
MomoNo9: And mirror
MegaDosX: What is happening.
Greggleswong: What game is this?
Pteraspidomorphi: yeah
Too_Many_Knives: Accurate
azninsect: what...what is this
Wrexadecimal: That's incredible
PharaohBender27: That had VERY 1990s FMV feel
korvys: Hand Of Doom
Dragonality: That's what I'm feeling!
jessieimproved: Hand of Doom was amazing if you missed it watch the VOD
DiscordianTokkan: Hahhahaha
loufghyslaufey: lrrBEEEJ lrrSPOOPY lrrIAN
WearingCats_CwC: Who knew Beej lived right next to that cafe
gnome_friend: Four PS4's?
LordManiMani: Amazing
Wrexadecimal: lunarLUL
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
control_rig: Hahahahaha
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incslayer: gamers dont look up anyways so thats ifne
Rhynerd: Fine™
Sarah_Serinde: Really, who needs a d-pad anyway
Dragonality: A 75% success rate isn't... too bad?
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DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
azninsect: who needs directions
NonUniqueGuy: This is why you go left
definenull: oh no
mtvcdm: Oh no
Sarah_Serinde: Oh good
Wrexadecimal: ohyes
Foxmar320: oh no
SquidVorb: oh no
TheMerricat: Oh no.
thraximore: oh boy
Bunnarchist: Oh yes
ButButTheJesus: oh no
iSmartMan1: Oh boy
SkylerRingtail: Oh right, he mentioned this!
ani_laurel: oh boy
gnome_friend: lrrIAN
RockPusher: NIST standard martini PogChamp
MomoNo9: Oooh
incslayer: oh YES!
Ceris75: Yes
Dog_of_Myth: Oh yes
NanoWowl: YEEES :D
SquareDotCube: ANSItini
TacitusVigil: It's a Love Doctor!
Too_Many_Knives: As opposed to the ISO standard Martini?
LadyAiluros: ANSI
DigitalSeahorse: lrrIAN voxlunRad
rabbitgta: Ans more like yikes
mweepigeon: ISO cup of tea vibes
UnknownFriday: Wait, there's an ANSI standard for a martini?
Rhynerd: It is time for the Final Martini
Ammondale: Yes! To make it exact!
TriseAlpha: This is gonna take a while...
TheMerricat: I wonder if an IOS Martini is any worse than an IOS glass of tea.
Wrexadecimal: but it's not ISOpropyl alcohol lunarSmug
ChaoticObserver: Time for ISO Tea
loufghyslaufey: Hurl the book out of the frame!(...?)
Ceris75: Booxe
TheMerricat: ISO even
jessicaengle: lrrFINE_HF
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Ah I love the NIST standard martini
UnknownFriday: Whelp, time to try to grab the stuff I need for this.
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ShiyokoCL: damn you Tom Scott and your ISO cup of tea
Gabe_Fox: I love that this is a thing.
elah806: Da Ian Zone
LordManiMani: It's probably a flagrant rejection of metric fluid measurements
circusofkirkus: this is ANSI not NIST
Lord_Hosk: Remember standard doesn't mean good, it means testable
mtvcdm: This martini may not be rebroadcast without the express written consent of Major League Baseball
Dragonality: Is this a Dry Martini to OSHA standard?
ALLxISxLOST: But can it come with a side of chips?
Ammondale: ANS Martini
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Oh derp, sorry
vershike: The Standard Martini? That's my favorite kind!
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LordManiMani: @mtvcdm LMAO
BjjBrain: @shurtal need more dingle arm.
DrLigmaPhD: Standard Martini is my stripper name
Too_Many_Knives: Someone got a link to the standard he cited?
MegaDosX: Holy shit this is real
Bunnarchist: Oh he's really reading the whole thing huh
Verrain2: It has an Anzi standard?
wickaboxet: Wait one second, why is the Gritty head mounted like a trophy behind Ian?
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n__een_n: 86 proof and dry vermouth
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: It's a pseudo joke but it's real
Dog_of_Myth: @mtvcdm LUL LUL
TheMerricat: @Dragonality Alcohol is a poison, so Ian would need PPE to make it if it were.
TheNerdWonder: is this like the ISO tea?
Bruceski: Is it safe to make a dry martini during fire season?
elah806: lemonade???
Pharmacistjudge: you know how you are allowed X number of drinks on medication?
jessieimproved: This is so Ian it hurts
loufghyslaufey: O_o
ALLxISxLOST: @wickaboxet great, now I cant unsee that
Ammondale: Have you ever seen a martini on the rocks?
LeeshaJoy: I thought this was going to be an ISC bit
mtvcdm: And the number of sizes shall be three
SourceQuench: This would only be more real if Ian drank a handle of vodka, in between breaths, before section 3.1(I).
LordManiMani: Yeah I think there's gonna be an IBC protocol in here
samuraitiger19: @Too_Many_Knives Ahhh! don't mention ISO! I had to spend a week in a profoundly boring ISO 600 certification class for my job.
Bunnarchist: How did you already find that kirkus
TacitusVigil: And Venti
teddywhosabear: you need a standard for everything, and here we are
Earthenone: ian, you cant just give out your 3 sizes!
awmcmillan: As someone working in a chem department that just created a class focused on method design to standards I really want to send this to people teaching that class
laudablecalms: This segment DOES seem a little dry
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Don't make your DM wait.
jessicaengle: You forgot the tiny umbrella. That's what makes it a scotch on the rocks.
loufghyslaufey: This was all procedure in a brewer's lab?
SmithKurosaki: @awmcmillan Clip it?
UnknownFriday: Good, I have 94.6 proof gin.
thraximore: This is just the average experience of listening to any of my friends explain their special interest
N2Osferatu: This is uncomfortably close to my work 🙃
circusofkirkus: @Bunnarchist google is a friend :D
Mr_Horrible: Driver Mooth? Is that any different from the usual Canadian mooth?
Defrost: @SmithKurosaki, I believe that is the ticket
TacitusVigil: This is just Rimmer reading SpaceCorp directives Kappa
Fr0Dough: Ian’s reading makes this the driest martini ever
gnome_friend: Sucked through the TEETH
ButButTheJesus: white = clear?
LordManiMani: 👀 WutFace seabatYIKES
TriseAlpha: Is that French vermouth?
Astramentha: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
CouldntPickAUsername: curious on the pitch meeting discussion for this segment
flatluigi: can you succ through the teeth on twitch
BigGayJulia: hey friends!
BigGayJulia: how goes the lrl
TemporallyAwry: "Supple Liquids" is upsetting to think about.
gnome_friend: Hi @BigGayJulia
loufghyslaufey: Arena: "Your Go".
samuraitiger19: I prefer vodka martinis myself
electra310: "Must not taste more than 50% pine tree by volume"
frogomb: Vodka > Gin for martini and really all drinks
LordManiMani: Whoa
Ceris75: Less Talky more Boozy
Juliamon: *snort*
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mtvcdm: There's slides
LordManiMani: Uh
Creature_Comforts: I'm going to use this to lull myself to sleep tonight
niccus: play along at home!
TheMerricat: Ian's used to giving these presentations. :D
SourceQuench: May I have the next slide, please.
loufghyslaufey: 7 levels/classifications?
samuraitiger19: Is... is this the entire segment?
TriseAlpha: Hm...
r10pez10: i feel like i'm learning something, but i don't know what
OldManJohnsonMB: that's not of french origin!
doubledbear: It's only French Vermouth if it's from the french region of Vermouth
Lysander_salamander: why is this called 'the final martini?'
Tangsm: I hope at the end of this it tastes "adequate"
UnknownFriday: Oh, dang, 94.6 isn't standard. I don't think I have a London Dry that's of appropriate strength.
r10pez10: this is very turboencabulator
LordManiMani: @doubledbear LUL
TemporallyAwry: @samuraitiger19 Ian Reads the Whole Thing (manual)
TacitusVigil: Nothing says an olive can't play baseball!
Twilight_Spark: Incredible.
gnome_friend: !findquote olive
LRRbot: Quote #6531: "Fun fact: I'm actually John Oliver." —James [2019-10-30]
SmithKurosaki: @elah806 Are you surprsed?
frogomb: I hope this martini gets._. DIRTY
ButButTheJesus: "mae"
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: A fun read on the standard, for anybody who's curious
vershike: All this and I'm sitting here drinking chilled sake.
thraximore: This presentation will be vital for those going undercover within h. sapiens-inhabited environs.
definenull: oh no
elah806: oh he's getting out the calipers
mtvcdm: You are permitted one olive, *and no more*
TriseAlpha: dirty martini is not ASNI standard
LordManiMani: Calipers!?
DiscordianTokkan: yesssss
Wrexadecimal: lunarLUL
samuraitiger19: Oh my god he's breaking of the tools!
Pteraspidomorphi: I am not surprised
GredGredmansson: calipers and tongs?
Bunnarchist: Oh my GOD
Critterbot: Just btw, black olives does not exist, black olives are green olives that have been dyed.
TheMerricat: From the foreword of this doc: "It is hoped that the pioneering work of the 16-1 sub-committee will be well received by all elements of the industry and that when the subcommittee sobers up it will be in condition to consider further developments in the state of the art."
protocol_gamma: Of course he brought out the dial caliper
SourceQuench: Those poor calipers no...
azninsect: we have to be accurate here people
LadyAiluros: OH NOOOOOO
elah806: martini phrenology baybee
mtvcdm: This is Maximum Ian
Haroldholmes25: LUL
LeeshaJoy: sorry I got distracted and started eating olives straight out of the jar, what were we doing again?
Sethalidos: only Ian would measure an olive with calipers
control_rig: This is incredibly Ian.
PigmyWurm: now I just want some Gin
TriseAlpha: it's not a sphere
Bruceski: Your olive is a sphere?
lackingsanity: I highly doubt that olive is spherical
loufghyslaufey: Could this venture escalate into an lrrIAN -Heimer event? If I entertain that theoretical probability?
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laudablecalms: I’m imagining a different version of this segment where they basically play Keep Talking and No One Explodes to make a cocktail.
definenull: assume a perfectly spherical olive
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: This is less comedy than it is performance art but I don't mean that as a criticism
SourceQuench: #noteveryian
Boon_33: assume a spherical frictionless olive.
DrLigmaPhD: I'm gonna make a gin and tonic now
HesGotNoPants: You can convince me his ruler is food safe
Phailhammer: Assume a spherical olive...
samuraitiger19: And Jon Taffer from Bar Rescue is yelling at Ian for taking too long to amke a martini
Thatwasademo: since when are olives spherical and not oblate
NarishmaReborn: cubed if volume
TacitusVigil: But olives aren't spheres...
TheAinMAP: Whoa.
RockPusher: Regulation Legal Olive FBtouchdown
adambomb625: squared?
Lord_Hosk: Those are not spheres its going to throw off the calculations
Ceris75: This is NOT how you get a tip at the bar.
mtvcdm: Olive: APPROVED
mercano82: Is there not a minimum size?
TheMrFraser: i love how, not only is this being played perfectly straight (and Ian would absolutely take this will all due seriousness) this is exceptionally funny
Bruceski: Assume a spherical olive...
ANeMzero: assume a spherical olive.
WearingCats_CwC: Mixology is serious business yo
ANeMzero: dang, not fast enough
mtvcdm: The *next* chart
TriseAlpha: A "ballive" if you will
samuraitiger19: Is this what bartender class is like?
the_tutorial_boss: tinker tailor solder dry
arcaneIllumination: Maximum parts: 1 I love that.
gnome_friend: Section Styx?
LeeshaJoy: Are we going to shake or stir?
PigmyWurm: lamp?
Defrost: Lamp?
margieargie: So, not shaken then
Mazrae: Lamp??
elah806: sorry a what
SourceQuench: Hearts full of youth, hearts full of truth, six parts gin to one part vermouth.
control_rig: Lamp?
samuraitiger19: wha?
DiamondMX: Just got here and something is definitely going to happen with this setup.
CAKHost: Lamp???
gnome_friend: Lamp!
LordManiMani: Bring one of these segments for Desert Bus
mtvcdm: I'M SORRY WHAT
Sheikun07: wait, LAMP
Too_Many_Knives: <3 Lamp
fnoggchamp: fnoggcBwah
djalternative: lamp?
ButButTheJesus: anyone else feeling existentialism increasing?
flatluigi: lamp?
thraximore: HUH
Rhynerd: What
electra310: What?
protojman: @the_tutorial_boss jlrrPongchamp
TheAinMAP: Um.
gnome_friend: !findquote lamp
LRRbot: Quote #1614: "Extinguish the lamp with your orange fluid." —Cori [2016-01-18]
MomoNo9: Wait what?
NanoWowl: lamp!
Dog_of_Myth: Lamp Friend
LordManiMani: gdqLamp
gnome_friend: Chat am moth
elah806: "correct"
samuraitiger19: wait....
SourceQuench: correct
TriseAlpha: That's WAY bigger than 1 cu in
thraximore: I missed something umbraS
jessicaengle: I'm pretty sure black olives are just ripe, and green olives are under ripe. They are not dyed.
ButButTheJesus: I also missed something
control_rig: Oh good that they provided that diagram
Welbog: Here we stir widdershins
definenull: i'm surprised there is no spec for the aount of force
electra310: Are we stirring with the lamp?
LordManiMani: I haven't tried figure-8. 🤔
hackingducks: exactly what jessicaengle said.
wickaboxet: I see a beaker, surely a man of science like Ian would know that beakers should not be used for volumetric measurements
TheMrFraser: this makes me want a martini, but I'm pretty sure im out of dry vermouth
hackingducks: (also I went to high school with a jess engle. weird world.)
DiamondMX: Is this a vodka martini?
Too_Many_Knives: Nope Gin
RockPusher: James Bond is ordering a weak martini and being snooty about it!
rasterscan: what.
Gabe_Fox: I legit just finished a cocktail stream I which I made a few cocktails and consumed them. I’m not 100% sure I haven’t fallen asleep. Is this a dream?
DrLigmaPhD: @DiamondMX Gin, we aren't completely classless
definenull: ?
Bunnarchist: huh?
TriseAlpha: ANSI standard martini
MegaDosX: What the hell?
ChaoticObserver: Why the lamp?
Haroldholmes25: I'm sorry what
Saintnex: uhhh
DeM0nFiRe: wat
ButButTheJesus: u wot
control_rig: I... what
arcaneIllumination: I'm sorry, what?
FofoATL: hahahaha
definenull: wait what
Welbog: This is science!
Bruceski: Radiation mixing?
arcaneIllumination: And the other shoe drops!
damn_i_am_pretty: witchcraft! burn him!
mercano82: I think we may have left the rails.
SourceQuench: @RockPusher Bond is a beast. You expect him to know a frothy martini?
SpaceBattery: what
TheMrFraser: i stand corrected, i have enough dry vermouth for a martini
DiamondMX: So, you're saying you don't want any vermouth in your martini, lol :D
elah806: oh this is the "wave it in the general direction of the vermouth" method
jessicaengle: I don't drink, and I'm so lost jlrrFacepalm
N2Osferatu: Dear everyone: don't listen to ANSI, 2:1 gin:vermouth ratio I (classic martini) is great!
saucemaster5000: why is chat confused, have none of you made a martini before
Travilogue: Where the hell is this going....?
TheAinMAP: That says Fig. 2.
PigmyWurm: I have questions
TheMrFraser: mixology ho!
e_bloc: ah the churchill martini
DigitalSeahorse: katesSip
JDMan94: Christ I get it lmao
JDMan94: This is a damn good joke
mtvcdm: excuse me i thought I heard 'radiation mixing method'
electra310: Are we making a homeopathic martini?
Gabe_Fox: This is the Churchill.
mweepigeon: it's an old winston churchill joke iirc
TacitusVigil: According to Quantum Physics, the observer mixes the observed.
DigitalSeahorse: katesJuice
JDMan94: Amazing
e_bloc: pour gin in a tumbler and shake it in the direction of italy
LordManiMani: What illuminated
LiveFaust: Measure twice. Drink once.
mweepigeon: originally a sunbeam
r10pez10: @mtvcdm you did
Gabe_Fox: @e_bloc got there before me.
DiamondMX: @LiveFaust Counterpoint: Measure no times, drink three times.
SquidVorb: Good ol' Siri
SourceQuench: I honestly hope he drags this joke out for another six hours.
e_bloc: @Gabe_Fox :D
Twilight_Spark: Cool technology.
doubledbear: To be fair to Bond, his M(om) orders his drinks for him
thebrainnopinky: let no one tell you LRR isn’t educational
azninsect: excellent music
RockPusher: Is that an ANSI approved timekeeping device?
TheMerricat: For chat - "It terms of mixing, no mention is made of shaking. A Martini must be stirred (and there are many who agree here) or blended from pre-chilled ingredients (what my colleague Mr Bridgman-Smith calls the “Diamond Method”). Interestingly they also mention the “radiation” method. This is presumably a reference to the old joke, attributed to Winston Churchill, about making a Dry Martini by simply allowing a shaft of sunlight to pass through a bottle of vermouth on to the gin."
TriseAlpha: Ian used Solarbeam. It was Super Effective?
loufghyslaufey: Hehehdhehe
BITs19_: I'm still 50/50 on this being a complete fabrication of Ians
Mr_Horrible: who said anything about vodka???
definenull: i thought the house of lies was tomorrow
Ceris75: Thats Gin
gnome_friend: @TheMerricat What is the source of the quote?
DrLigmaPhD: Wan't it gin?
sekunder: did he irradiate the gin hard enough to turn it into vodka?
lirazel64: Vodka?
ThorSokar: are we on a different recipe now?
Haroldholmes25: LUL
superdude097: Really, for the best martini, you pour six jiggers of gin into a glass and then you drink it while staring at a picture of Lorenzo Schwartz, the inventor of vermouth.
elah806: what a twist
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunRad voxlunGeiger
electra310: The radiation turned it to vodka
definenull: hot mic?
doubledbear: Are we being gaslit?
Lord_Hosk: We need to get some Vodka out of that Gin?
thebuzzstreams: This is very Wes Anderson somehow?
Boon_33: can't wait till he gets tothe testing hpase
thraximore: paradoxically, I now feel as if my earlier impression that I missed something was incorrect.
RomanGoro: BITs19_ I'd say Ian wouldn't have used cubic inches for measurement
mtvcdm: The rest of the crew just dying
asthanius: The hot mics are intended
jessicaengle: sergeScience sergeCrimes
NewtyNewts: Oh boy, that's a lot
Travilogue: Is Wheeler going to show up at the end with the punchline?
ghyllnox: "tolerances"
DiamondMX: @doubledbear I think on LRR, they call it a 'bit' :D
BITs19_: @RomanGoro this is a fair point, but if he was doing a bit?
jamesk902: @doubledbear No, we're being lamp lit.
samuraitiger19: NOOOOOOO!
Mr_Horrible: @superdude097 the method I always heard was you introduce the gin and vermouth and let them take it from there, however they may
doubledbear: @jamesk902 XD
corianderd: thank you
elah806: i will die on that hill
SourceQuench: experiment was compromised due to contaminated reagents, not uncommon in a Moonbase setting
TacitusVigil: Tumblr is a terrible way to mix drinks.
damn_i_am_pretty: lmao
RockPusher: tqsClap tqsClap tqsClap
dravman: Clap
azninsect: tqsClap tqsClap tqsClap
BITs19_: was no vermouth added???
Orxolon: no,thank you
paronomasiac042: fantastic
RockPusher: joekimHeart
asthanius: And he won’t even drink it
Astramentha: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
flatluigi: a re-rebuttal
ChaoticObserver: Uh, no vermouth?
definenull: OH NO
doubledbear: @DiamondMX The gasbit
azninsect: oh
MegaDosX: Oh boy
azninsect: oh no
Juliamon: BITs19_ That's what the radiation was for
ChargingFurret: @bits19_ radiation mixed
mtvcdm: oh no
Lysander_salamander: wat
samuraitiger19: ohhhhh
Xafty: oh no
Bunnarchist: OH YES
azninsect: OH NO WHAT
control_rig: Ohhh nooooo
Welbog: hsahaha five alive what
niccus: the vermouth was mixed with the radiation method
GredGredmansson: EXPERIENCE BEEJ
flatluigi: oh no
Defrost: Oh no
Foxmar320: oh no
Sarah_Serinde: Oh my
definenull: there's more?!?
Astramentha: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
public_key_reveal_party: oh noooo
Saintnex: uhhhh
NotCainNorAbel: AZ tea?
elah806: beej what did you do
ButButTheJesus: i...
BITs19_: got it
TacitusVigil: Love Doctor War!
BITs19_: OH NO
Wrexadecimal: uhhh
the_tutorial_boss: oh no what now!?
gnome_friend: lrrBEEJ
Mr_Horrible: "Gin: Vermouth. Vermouth: Gin." *puts bottles away*
evershiner: oh NO
electra310: oh no
Travilogue: Oh. Oh no
Juliamon: Oh boy
NonUniqueGuy: Oh no
LordManiMani: seabatClap
LarkSachrosis: Five Alive!!!!
ShiyokoCL: ARIZONA?!
TriseAlpha: What even was that
omdorastrix: Tune in next week on TTSF when Ian implements RFC 2549, RFC 2795, and RFC 4824
gibbousm: while I appreciate Ian, that felt more like a Cameron bit than an Ian bit
Gabe_Fox: Terrified.
DiscordianTokkan: FIVE ALIVE! Oh No
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: I'm already scrwam laughing
samuraitiger19: Wait... Beej doesn't drink right?
DigitalSeahorse: lrrBEEJ katesCheer katesSong
frogomb: I think ANSI requires a beard net
NoxStryx: @chaoticobserver radition of vermouth was added
Lysander_salamander: oh wow
mtvcdm: Is he going volcano
control_rig: Chaoscahol
FofoATL: oh no hahaha
Mr_Horrible: sanest Tipsy Bartender video
DigitalSeahorse: katesBongo
Pteraspidomorphi: uh
Welbog: High chaos
crono3453: Five alive in drink cartons?!
ShaneLeeAtk: Five Alive?! Winter!
djalternative: is Beej making a martini or some kind of tiki drink?
ButButTheJesus: but I don't understand anything
Lysander_salamander: :D
Critterbot: I'm experiencing fright.
niccus: five alive? man alive
Foxmar320: Five Alive!
GredGredmansson: what is Five Alive
Sarah_Serinde: @GredGredmansson Beej is happening
Orxolon: i thought we had the Austin Powers theme for a second XD
electra310: I havent' seen five alive in years
DrLigmaPhD: I am both of these bartenders simultaneously
ghyllnox: Pop!
ekimekim: oh mm that was some good cork noise
TriseAlpha: This is not AT ALL a martini. This is already a margarita.
UnknownFriday: Instructions unclear: Am drinking daiquiri instead.
Too_Many_Knives: That was an excellent sound
azninsect: hahahah
PigmyWurm: Beej doesn't drink right?
Wrexadecimal: lunarLUL
Haroldholmes25: LUL
GredGredmansson: @Sarah_Serinde i know I know, Experience Beej
Andymonium: oh nO
djalternative: jesus that's a lot of vermouth
elah806: ian discovering what gin is
Travilogue: Oh, good sound on the bottles!
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
ladylinzington: oh that was a fantastic sound
thraximore: hehehehehehehehehe
corianderd: my gin!
LordManiMani: @orxolon that'd be amazing
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: This is already up here with the no arm banana eating
warpstonewarlock: Wow, Love Doctors are working together again
hackingducks: beej has already won
Juliamon: PigmyWurm Right, he doesn't really like it
public_key_reveal_party: @PigmyWurm he does not I believe
Coricket: Love it when my bartender sticks the bottle in their mouth
lackingsanity: a dash of fingerwater
jessicaengle: GlitchCat jlrrCooltunes GlitchCat
LarkSachrosis: Yeah, 94 proof is gettin' up there
frogomb: Lol Beej is the hero of the evening
Orxolon: @LordManiMani XD
thebuzzstreams: The best sidecar being made here
doubledbear: Judge!
samuraitiger19: NOOOOOOOO!
Too_Many_Knives: Popping bottles into the lav mic worked so well
Pteraspidomorphi: I'm so sorry cori
Loa_Ayizan: Mmm, finger juice
Lysander_salamander: :D
azninsect: AHHAHA YES
GredGredmansson: is that AriZona
thraximore: @Loa_Ayizan finger-licking good
rasterscan: ????
samuraitiger19: DOUBLE NOOOOOOO!
Ceris75: I dont want to watch. Yet I cannot look away.
LarkSachrosis: Yeah!
Gabe_Fox: :: screaming ::
NimrodXIV: haha
TriseAlpha: Perfect.
FofoATL: hahahaha
arcaneIllumination: The Vitamix!
RockPusher: It Lives!!!!!!!!!!!
djalternative: oh. we ARE doing a tiki drink
elah806: the vitamix!
control_rig: The Action Dome!
sekunder: why does he need a dice tower???
Saintnex: OH NOOOO
incslayer: ohh the Action Dome!
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
laudablecalms: This is like when Data on Star Trek could replicate other works of art but couldn’t make his own. Beej has evolved
owangel1: Ah yes the Vitamix
Bunnarchist: OH
Sarah_Serinde: pfft of course
Critterbot: Oh nooooo...! :D
Foxmar320: oh no the blender
Too_Many_Knives: Action DOOOOOOOMEEE
public_key_reveal_party: the action domr!
CastleOtranto: Oh no!
niccus: yep, standard martini
DiscordianTokkan: HAH
LadyAiluros: OH NOOOO
Mr_Bitterness: THe Vitamix LIVES!
N2Osferatu: Vitamix++
azninsect: perfect
SourceQuench: I need a different adult.
LordManiMani: Will it blend?
control_rig: The Vitamiz! It's been so long!
CAKHost: That's mixed alright
Wrexadecimal: This is fine >_>
Bahumot: Praise Vitamix!!
ekimekim: "blended, not stirred"
azninsect: shaken AND stirred
CaptainEnder7: Ah the long suffering Vitamix
SandWhales1: oh my beloved vitamix
kilnfiendpotter: I go away to put my baby to bed and WHAT
HbombAndFriends: It’s Beej’s dice tower!
PotatoWraiths: oh god the Vitamix
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thebuzzstreams: I missed that machine...
TriseAlpha: Shaken, not stirred.
RockPusher: Vitamix MVP
kilnfiendpotter: This is epic music
thraximore: HA
SourceQuench: Mmmm! That's great bass!
jessicaengle: lrrSPOOP
definenull: ?!?
Foxmar320: O_O
UnknownFriday: The 9600+ Plus
ButButTheJesus: @kilnfiendpotter WHAT is correct
amative1: I'm digging this (presumably royalty free) Soul Bossa Nova remix
frogomb: Martini smoothie
PTElder: Was honestly wondering if Beej's doom blender was going to kill a breaker.
N2Osferatu: Bring on the ACTJON DOME!
ani_laurel: I walked away for a minute, what happened?
rasterscan: I have... never considered a martini smoothie?
FofoATL: yummmmm
Gabe_Fox: I’m 4 cocktails into the night and I’m about to make a martini out of spite.
Welbog: Why is there five alive
Steelwolf171: I've been to this bar
Pharmacistjudge: i can hear serge
lyllithblackstar: this music i kinda austin powersy
Lysander_salamander: yas
azninsect: hahahah
Sarah_Serinde: What style!
Foxmar320: Style points
RockPusher: tqsClap tqsClap tqsClap
DigitalSeahorse: xD
LordManiMani: Lolol
definenull: again?!?
DigitalSeahorse: hehehe
GhostValv: amazonPumpkinDance amazonPumpkinDance amazonPumpkinDance
control_rig: JESUS
thraximore: HAHAHA
azninsect: hahahahahahahahah
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Ceris75: I am NOT drunk enough for this drink....yet
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahahahaha
public_key_reveal_party: PFFFT
Foxmar320: LOL YES
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Mr_Horrible: jesus christ LUL
Andymonium: XDDD
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
Too_Many_Knives: Choom!
Juliamon: ok, THAT broke me
DiamondMX: LOL
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
notarealartist: LUL
MMoritz: BEEJ
Bunnarchist: LMAOOO
TheAinMAP: Gah!
Dog_of_Myth: LUL LUL LUL
margieargie: Blended, not stirred
ekimekim: oj(?), gin and vermouth doesn't seem bad actually?
mercano82: I hope this was in the tarp budget
Pteraspidomorphi: I'm glad I don't have neighbors anymore
DigitalSeahorse: spills on the stage tarp
NanoWowl: lrrWOW
Sarah_Serinde: Incredible
azninsect: oh god
Orxolon: well,if you don't mind,i'm gonna go with Ian's
electra310: Not in the new studio!
Lysander_salamander: foamy
Critterbot: This... this is heresy!
josh___something: BEEJ
UnknownFriday: Back into the glass! What a trendsetter!
omdorastrix: *claps*
josh___something: XD
azninsect: marTINI
brutusq13: He deserves the biggest tip!
the_tutorial_boss: hope we had a tarp budget for this
RockPusher: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
LordManiMani: This might be the funniest thing I've ever seen Beej do. Legit.
definenull: oh no
7gorobei: man the tarp budget is taking a hit this year
WearingCats_CwC: Well played
electra310: Crunchy!
samuraitiger19: I hope tehre is no one with bartender experience in the LRR crew cause this would hurt them so much
SourceQuench: golf clap
rabbitgta: There goes the tarp budget
Greggleswong: I am so lost
LeeshaJoy: Commitment to the bit.
MegaDosX: That's the most gremlin mode martini I've ever seen
ANeMzero: so this is why the love doctors broke up.
Simonark: Soupy twist
andreagustafson: amazing!
neb_200: Where's the tarp when you need it lrrJUDGE
ShiyokoCL: jesus christ I was not ready for Beej
DiamondMX: I'd try Beej's. I wouldn't try Ian's. Gin is gross.
VorlonScout: I'm calling that a Martin
Wrexadecimal: lunarLUL
Too_Many_Knives: Good lord this was excellent
azninsect: hahahahaha
mtvcdm: HAHAHAHA
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah that tracks
the_tutorial_boss: perfect
elah806: AMAZING
NonUniqueGuy: haha
GredGredmansson: *clunk*
Dog_of_Myth: hahahahah
Lysander_salamander: :D
DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap
Loa_Ayizan: Ahahahahaha
DigitalSeahorse: GIBB!
FofoATL: very very good
teddywhosabear: lmao
TriseAlpha: Well, that was fun.
public_key_reveal_party: Gibb!
bunnysslayer: Clap
Gabe_Fox: Perfect ending.
BITs19_: hi Gibb!
DiscordianTokkan: Hooray!
Astramentha: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Orxolon: yeeeyyy Gibbs!!!
azninsect: hi Gibb
Dmc3628: answering X's
kilnfiendpotter: LOL
definenull: we see you too
head_cannon: Great ending to that madness.
SmithKurosaki: That was VERY good
ButButTheJesus dies
SourceQuench: #gibb notice me senpai
Critterbot: They are still just tweets, I will never call them, anything else.
TriseAlpha: Gib has real eyes that work.
azninsect: answering Toots
DigitalSeahorse: katesCheer katesFlower
Sarah_Serinde: Good work Gibb
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: That was extraordinary and I was coughing a bit from laughing
jubale1: what’s this moonbase called
OmnipotentTrevor: X ways to Q&A
frogomb: I believe they are called Exes
margieargie: Wait, Gibb can see me? I'm not decent!
Wrexadecimal: xmans
samuraitiger19: You might want to move to Threads Gibb. "X" has become a right wing nazi sfae haven
loufghyslaufey: LUL
jessieimproved: lol
GredGredmansson: X Took It Away From Us
kilnfiendpotter: Oh Gibbs. I'm so sorry you found out this way.
jessicaengle: Gib, some people tooted, pls halp
loufghyslaufey: ow.
UnknownFriday: Is Gibb on BlueSky? I'd love to give it a code.
thraximore: umbral4Suffer
Too_Many_Knives: X-COM community up in arms
MegaDosX: Good news, he's now on Mastodon
TriseAlpha: Some idiot changed its name and nobody slapped him
Mr_Whyt: X done gave it to me
azninsect: yep. yep it does
samuraitiger19: Oh thank god
TacitusVigil: Tweet-mans now X-Mans
mtvcdm: !mastodon
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kilnfiendpotter: Huzzah Mastodon!
ButButTheJesus: yayyy mastodon
FofoATL: yep gibb
Foxmar320: Don site best site
NanoWowl: yeah that site sure does give it to ya these days
NewtyNewts: made a Matador
loufghyslaufey: Doots
jessicaengle: Boot up them toots
SourceQuench: #mastodont
Too_Many_Knives: lrrHORN
Dragonality: brb, following Gibb
RockPusher: gabyLul
memnus: escher3DOOT escher3DOOT
azninsect: brb following gibb
Lysander_salamander: what even does that mean?
kilnfiendpotter: Toots: The noises my baby's butt makes. Also posts on Mastodon.
TriseAlpha: Words aren't words, silly.
LostThePirate: * Immediately goes and follows Gibb
CodeIndigo: i am behind nine federations my dude
loufghyslaufey: tis fine. Doots would be fine.
josh___something: LUL
TacitusVigil: The correct level of being Federated is Christopher Pike'd
jessicaengle: lrrHORN_TK
azninsect: skeets omg
frogomb: <3 Gibb, but is also mastodon and that's gross
TheAinMAP: RPGFireball
kilnfiendpotter: Do people not remember what "skeet" means?
kilnfiendpotter:'s not good.
ButButTheJesus: ikr?
SmithKurosaki: @kilnfiendpotter YEA! WHAT?
incslayer: im being nocturnal right now (its 04:13 in the morning here in sweden)
MegaDosX: Apparently not, Michelle
samuraitiger19: @frogomb Wait what?
control_rig: HOLY SHIT GIBB
Lysander_salamander: yeah
vershike: I feel called out, Gibb
SquidVorb: @kilnfiendpotter oh they know
bunnysslayer: TOO REAL
WearingCats_CwC: Yeah, flying shooting targets...
control_rig: That was a call out
doubledbear: I prefer calling them Xits [shits]
Lysander_salamander: very real
jessieimproved: feels
andreagustafson: MOOD
thebuzzstreams: ooof, too real
LeeshaJoy: I mean, people have been using "stan" unironically for too damn long
azninsect: mooood
kilnfiendpotter: I hate it so much
DiscordianTokkan: Yeah, Jack apparently forgot nobody thinks of Skeet Shooting as the gun thing anymore
gnome_friend: At least your not stuck with the Target Kids
gnome_friend: lrrBEEJ
ekimekim: samuraitiger19: same tech, but every single server blocks them
SourceQuench: Do. Crimes.
kilnfiendpotter: Oh he's still there.
loufghyslaufey: Yea?
BrowneePoints: @kilnfiendpotter we talking shooting trap targets or shooting ropes?
BjjBrain: I just got StrongBad vibes!
kilnfiendpotter: Or they're still there.
Foxmar320: They do that yeah
mtvcdm: Oh it's a thing they do at mine
azninsect: definitely still there
Welbog: Oof
ghizmou: too real
DiscordianTokkan: Yup
Dmc3628: OOFA doofa
Sarah_Serinde: NotLikeThis
mowdownjoe: @frogomb Most servers don't federate with them.
ritchards: flat priced?
TacitusVigil: With LIES
TriseAlpha: Cookies. Always cookies.
Twilight_Spark: Surprisingly traditional.
awmcmillan: snacks are always good advice
azninsect: a traditional response
vershike: You can bribe an academic with cheese
UnknownFriday: Actually genuinely good advice.
ani_laurel: that's actually good advise
Dillatont: My wife has a PhD. That's actually what you do for your committee, no joke
Atarra: noted
TacitusVigil: It's a PhD, not masters!
kilnfiendpotter: @BrowneePoints There's a third definition that is revealed in the song "Get Low"
RockPusher: tqsPie tqsPie tqsPie
bubba0077: Am Ph.D., can confirm
TacitusVigil: @Dillatont Yeah, food helps.
azninsect: benginLul
Foxmar320: The deep Gibb lore
Saintnex: wait we have Gibb lore?
GredGredmansson: don't worry, me neither
ani_laurel: lmao
azninsect: theyre just...meat pies
kilnfiendpotter: I remember this because it nearly destroyed my Prom building
margieargie: Need a Gibb Lore Bible
MegaDosX: They're great!
ChaoticObserver: And so am I
azninsect: and yes we expect you to be ok with it
Mr_Horrible: sounds very Australian
Serpens77: uh yeah, because they're delicious
RockPusher: steak n cheese n bacon
jessicaengle: Ouch
NimrodXIV: time to update the LRR wiki
MomoNo9: @Saintnex Someone must
WearingCats_CwC: Generic "meat" pie
SourceQuench: #meatpiefloater
ButButTheJesus: i am not
public_key_reveal_party: gibb momentarily smashes through the 4th wall
jessieimproved: Australian meat pies rock
azninsect: red sauce with the squeeze packets
kilnfiendpotter: Or if you're Sweeney Todd, the last customer
MMoritz: pies with meat in. makes sense to me
loufghyslaufey: What a Meats-tery Pie this is...
mrverbal: you absolutely do not want to know the specifics fo the meat
Mr_Horrible: but I also trust that because they usually prefer better stuff than us
frogomb: Gibb is the best Strongbad ever
thebuzzstreams: You can't expect me to learn my own lore when Skyrim has been released so many times.
kilnfiendpotter: Clearly we apply half a Gritty
r10pez10: that's just good sanding advice
Pharmacistjudge: wow, gibb went hard
DekiSystem: PrideLaugh
SourceQuench: Attend the tale of Sweeny Gibb.
Pharmacistjudge: pharma2Vial pharma2Vial pharma2Vial
UnknownFriday: Also, send to Philly.
TacitusVigil: The parts not on fire
SmithKurosaki: @Pharmacistjudge Did he answer the question well?
GredGredmansson: i knew it
Diabore: Theres so much fire right now
BITs19_: omg i love that place
azninsect: katesNoted
epsilon_vee: ggwp
ani_laurel: its SUPER WIERD
PharaohBender27: Argh, how much of Gibb did I miss?
rogerivany: Jade is at James' house...I assume.
TriseAlpha: magic
kilnfiendpotter: Wait there's a TV show about Canadian jade?
Lysander_salamander: what?
NimrodXIV: sooo good
Too_Many_Knives: -1 * -1 = 1
Pharmacistjudge: @SmithKurosaki not sure how many refills still
GredGredmansson: Nate Hehim
blip2004: the Enchanted Forest is so good
skysonglark: chat please look up pictures of the enchanted forest
baltimore_667083: isnt the longest railroad tunnel in north america fairly close to revelstoke?
SmithKurosaki: @Pharmacistjudge Try 3?
ani_laurel: its an overpriced tourist trap
Dog_of_Myth: @kilnfiendpotter There is.
Scarbble: love a good coulis
TriseAlpha: Actually...
definenull: ohno
Wrexadecimal: lunarLUL
azninsect: but what if...
Mr_Horrible: wait yes I would
incslayer: i feel a new segment
DiscordianTokkan: Hah!
jessieimproved: actually...
thebuzzstreams: That's the deepest stare i've seen Gibb give. that was magical
TacitusVigil: Brilliant!
azninsect: exactly
GredGredmansson: Pistachio!
ani_laurel: @baltimore_667083 tunnel mountain, not super close
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Lysander_salamander: I do like chocolate and lime
ANeMzero: apparently -real- balsamic is good on ice cream.
niccus: mmmm salad dressing sundaes
SourceQuench: @skysonglark safe search on! safe search on!
MMoritz: i miss pistachio
kilnfiendpotter: @Dog_of_Myth What is it?
mtvcdm: Hi James
gnome_friend: #Blame lrrJAMES
GhostValv: D:
Saintnex: hahahaha
hackingducks: actually... I would put a citrus vinaigrette on sorbet.
margieargie: #blamejames
Dragonality: Having just looked up the Enchanted Forest: What? That's so wild!
NimrodXIV: :D
Atarra: bahahaha
LadyAiluros: LOLOLOL
MegaDosX: #BlameJames
Haroldholmes25: james
LostThePirate: XD
PharaohBender27: @kilnfiendpotter IIRC, it is based on a location that the LRR crew passed through during Road Quest
GredGredmansson: I love that song
mowdownjoe: lrrJAMES lrrJAMES
DiamondMX: And copyright struck
Saintnex: Heck ya James
TacitusVigil: Why is Ashley sad? :(
loufghyslaufey: lmao lrrJAMES
azninsect: a copyright strike
TheMerricat: @kilnfiendpotter
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MegaDosX: Shots fired
Dog_of_Myth: @kilnfiendpotter Jade Fever
RockPusher: gabyLul
azninsect: hahahaha
Lysander_salamander: :D
loufghyslaufey: OOF
ghyllnox: LUL
thraximore: umbral4KEKW
public_key_reveal_party: LUL
mtvcdm: noot noot
herph: jlrrFacepalm
ButButTheJesus: your hair never falls in quite the same way
DekiSystem: LUL
GredGredmansson: newt newt
doubledbear: lol
NewtyNewts: Newt!
NewtyNewts: (it's me)
kilnfiendpotter: But the curse!
SmithKurosaki: Hi Newt
loufghyslaufey: that backfire escalated quickly
kilnfiendpotter: @NewtyNewts Oh no, how cursed are you
jessicaengle: jlrrFishin
SourceQuench: #lore
gnome_friend: I enjoyed my time in Madagascar
NewtyNewts: @kilnfiendpotter 'The friend' is now starting a gofundme
Too_Many_Knives: hehehehe
Saintnex: I wonder why
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
NimrodXIV: more lore!
iSmartMan1: I have SEVERAL questions
thraximore: PrideLaugh
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Mr_Horrible: Finally a character in Madagascar more cursed than Mort
kilnfiendpotter: @NewtyNewts oh no
Sarah_Serinde: pfft
TacitusVigil: Courier New!
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
Saintnex: WOOOW
WardsarTheWriter: True facts.
loufghyslaufey: yep. Dewwit!
vershike: I printed my book on illegal-sized paper, now I'm going to jail.
DiscordianTokkan: Auk!
flatluigi: isn't that the eggbug
Lysander_salamander: what is a fediverse?
tinaun: woah that guy was my college roommate
DiamondMX: @vershike Sounds like free advertising to me
loufghyslaufey: No one has to know...(probably?)
Mr_Horrible: that was the mascot for one of my high school quizbowl series
iSmartMan1: Tumblr doesn't need federation, it's perfect the way it is
SourceQuench: #aukjustice
jubale1: aukward
ANeMzero: that bird sounds aukward.
Juliamon: Lysander_salamander That's the word for all of Mastodon's federated servers
doubledbear: I assume related to Kevin Federline
MegaDosX: Holy shit
tinaun: all are united by gibb
control_rig: Hahahha
DekiSystem: LOL
DiscordianTokkan: HAH
Dog_of_Myth: LUL LUL
ghyllnox: Lmaooo
azninsect: HAHAHA
Critterbot: extincted is not a word.
Too_Many_Knives: Wow lol
public_key_reveal_party: Yep
NanoWowl: lrrWOW
thraximore: hahaha
ChaoticObserver: I mean, where's the lie?
NewtyNewts: @kilnfiendpotter yeah, turns out cursed treasure is indistinguishable from leprechaun gold... they're surprisingly litigious
LeeshaJoy: he's not wrong
kilnfiendpotter: LOLOL
jessieimproved: i snorted
loufghyslaufey: Ox puns!
NightValien28: not wrong
mowdownjoe: lrrWOW lrrWOW
Astramentha: I mean……
SourceQuench: #yes,and
josh___something: HEY, I resemble that remark
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azninsect: benginFine
TheMerricat: @Lysander_salamander The 'cloud' of network services based on federating things like Mastadon.
BITs19_: hey that's me!
mtvcdm: CurseLit
Lysander_salamander: Tumblr has the Tumbeast
TheAinMAP: HahaThisisfine
loufghyslaufey: hahahaha
RockPusher: mattlrFine tqsFine gabyFine benginFine katesFine HahaThisisfine
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: skill issue
mtvcdm: !mastodon
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kilnfiendpotter: @NewtyNewts Let's hope they have the same lawyers as 45
Sarah_Serinde: Something about Gibb's "but uhhhh" made me think of Red Green :D
PharaohBender27: TOOT TOOT
SkylerRingtail: Hell yeah
Twilight_Spark: Twitch though?
kilnfiendpotter: Yesss
TriseAlpha: heh
azninsect: lol threads
Saintnex: uhhhh
loufghyslaufey: doo-doo-doot-doot
MasterNoda: Clap
Diabore: uh, who owns twitch?
kilnfiendpotter: Eat Billionaires
TriseAlpha: oh snap
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SmithKurosaki: Hopefully Texan has the server upgraded
Wrexadecimal: looool
TacitusVigil: Awww, it's not that bad...relatively speaking.
Mr_Horrible: @Sarah_Serinde the gruff affect *is* very reminiscent
memnus: toot toot a too!
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
Foxmar320: welp
Ceris75: pistashio
doubledbear: One day they'll give Gibb at crew
GredGredmansson: ooh follow up
definenull: F
loufghyslaufey: more LRRp-Etts!
jessicaengle: panicBasket lrrFINE_HF
LadyAiluros: Sherbert
MMoritz: Pistachio is wonderful
hackingducks: sorbet was exactly the way to go.
Sarah_Serinde: @Mr_Horrible Yeah it really is
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
loufghyslaufey: lrrSPOOP
margieargie: I do too, Pistachio, doesn't stop me <_<
TacitusVigil: RIP Pistachio
Serpens77: I guess he made it out of that box
azninsect: and there goes pistachio
RockPusher: tqsNom NomNom tqsNom NomNom
Astramentha: RIPstachio
PigmyWurm: Good lean by serge
r10pez10: good flex lean serge
NewtyNewts: Serge doing his stretches!
DiscordianTokkan: Dollarama!
TriseAlpha: Dolleridoo Store?
BITs19_: o rly!
northos: canadian baste?
jubale1: see some poor bloke makes a good platform, then it gets popular and suddenly poor guy is billionaire. then you have to quit
Diabore: hell yeah dollarama
blip2004: oh nooooo
GredGredmansson: a Canadian, Based, Dollar Store
Mr_Horrible: better than the Canadian Cringe Dollar Store
SourceQuench: Pistachio lives on in our hearts.
TacitusVigil: @TriseAlpha That's Australia
Darleysam: OH, the bucket says "chum"
Fruan: Wait, is that a chum bucket on the floor?
Nuurgle: The Loonystore
doubledbear: rip Buck or Two
Welbog: Worryingly cheap chocolate
Foxmar320: Oh this is going to be gooood
ANeMzero: I've always been curious about the Meteor bars and the like.
Mysticman89: I got baja blast from a dollerstore
laudablecalms: Big fan of the CUUM bucket
Lord_Hosk: What do we do when Texan_Reverend wins the lotto and becomes a billionaire?
loufghyslaufey: & Pistachio was neither seen nor heard from again...; but not in ThaT order.
djalternative: White Label brands we call them
GreatWahooney: Dollarama sounds like a bargain bin Dalai Lama
kilnfiendpotter: Generic-off!
TriseAlpha: Oh dear God...
poryout: worried about the bucket under the table labeled CHUM
RockPusher: Genuine Smikers
NimrodXIV: oh boy
DrLigmaPhD: G were you about to say "the trade didn't like the session..."???
Lysander_salamander: oh boy
Diabore: @Fruan never be too careful with knock of choco
SourceQuench: It (chum bucket) will all. Be. Fine.
Farwalker: Having eaten every one of the Dollarama knock-offs that I've found, this is going to be deeply pleasurable.
shurtal: MUH BRANDS
SquidVorb: This is going to be fun
iris_of_ether: Uh ohhh
ani_laurel: the chum bucket is there because they ran out of tarp
freshbubba: Chat we all know its CUUM
TriseAlpha: Prepare to taste a LOT of aspartame, kids
Mr_Horrible: can't wait to learn about Coffee Cruft
jessicaengle: jlrrFacepalm
TacitusVigil: Winner gets glory! Loser gets fired! Kappa
Veraphage: knockolate bars
HbombAndFriends: At the Dollarama, with the Dalai Lama. You can buy a deck of cards, but you can’t buy good karma.
ani_laurel: ooooh, presentation
kilnfiendpotter: Ghiradelli vs. Shilladelli?
Foxmar320: Titan is so big
Dezufnocosem: loooong
CodeIndigo: bow down nougat-dweller
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korvys: Oh, I think you can get those at Aldi
baltimore_667083: titan satisfies
NoOne_OfConsequence: It's enormous.
Mr_Horrible: I don't think Snickers can compete with the moon of Saturn
azninsect: loooong
FofoATL: titan wow
Pharmacistjudge: are we bringing out the chocolate bar guillotine?
LPS_97: According to a friend of mine, the kitkat knockoff is better than actual kitkats
DrLigmaPhD: I love Megamind
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
niccus: titan the buttocks, pour juice on the chin
GredGredmansson: The Titan Bar sounds like a Protein bar
Wrexadecimal: IAN
SourceQuench: Look what your careless hands have wrought.
kilnfiendpotter: LOLOLOL
PharaohBender27: Titan looks thinner but longer
NrgSpoon: titan tastes like a dipped granola bar without granola
MasterNoda: @PharaohBender27 master805Smuglaire
LiveFaust: SERGE.
MomoNo9: But will you chop them with the guillotine?
WearingCats_CwC: Anger of the chocolate
kilnfiendpotter: Oh no Serge that sounds so laviscious
YeomanAres: The top swirl on snickers is distinct
DigitalSeahorse: I'm gonna have a bar too but not one of those
Featherweight_: "chocolate" "Bars"
RockPusher: lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrDARK
gnome_friend: !findquote goblin
LRRbot: Quote #8253: "You have to understand, I'm a chaos goblin." —Heather [2022-10-01]
r10pez10: i wonder if these were cut with the guillotine
TacitusVigil: Dark Nouget is the next power in Destiny
kilnfiendpotter: Sighhhh I'm so sad my baby has a peanut allergy
Mr_Horrible: Dark Nougat is a resource in the newest Destiny 2 season, pretty sure
eshplode: Now I want a chocolate bar
TriseAlpha: They might need some palatte-cleansing
Rhynerd: Nougat clues
shurtal: the Dark Nougat, with Tom Cruise and Russel Crowe
greenday61892: question: why didn't G just use two different colored dice
42MiLLyWays: Dropped something on the floor... Might be phone?
Mr_Horrible: Damn, TacitusVigil beat me to it! LUL
ALLxISxLOST: New get
SourceQuench: I for one welcome our Dark Nougat overlords.
Orxolon: "Cause I'm a goblin" can be applied to so many things that i do XD
LoadingReadyRun: Evaluate the Nougosity
kilnfiendpotter: The mouthfeel?
loufghyslaufey: vs. correlation, lrrGRAHAM ?
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Serpens77: chocolate bars can apparently be al dente
TacitusVigil: @Mr_Horrible I think yours was better though :D
MomoNo9: Also how's the texture?
RockPusher: tiltyhPLS tiltyhEXTREME
Mr_Horrible: @TacitusVigil honored to share the brain cell nonetheless
42MiLLyWays: Serge and Kathleen look between you on the floor... Dropped something.
samuraitiger19: IAN
DrLigmaPhD: no. 2: More Nutt
Featherweight_: Can you taste the 30 cent price difference?
control_rig: Harsh
mtvcdm: This is probably a pretty simple score.
Pteraspidomorphi: Could they affect each other depending on the order? Should there be a palate cleanser?
SourceQuench: Are we not, in our secret heart, a goblin?
FofoATL: ummm ok Ian
alexsteacy: @kilnfiendpotter hayyy
Ceris75: Ian
Bruceski: Now we know that Ian has tasted milky gym mats
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Orxolon: between those bars you could judge'em on the bars size(?
Werdnae: Thank you for reminding me that I got a snickers bar on the way home from work the other day that I haven't eaten yet
MegaDosX: Isn't Snickers a Mars brand chocolate bar though?
TriseAlpha: Giggles
alexsteacy: milky mats
Mr_Horrible: Giggles
The_Ninjurai: Giggles
Creature_Comforts: Snackers
CouldntPickAUsername: snockers
Wrexadecimal: Cameron D:<
Diabore: CAM
DekiSystem: WHAT
MegaDosX: Cameron no
MadmanOreo: the real question is did they nail the snicker's veun?
Fruan: Chuckles
r10pez10: excyse
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kilnfiendpotter: @alexsteacy suuuupppp
TacitusVigil: The Last Days of Kraken Snickers
ButButTheJesus: cam
azninsect: CAM
jubale1: guffaws
LeeshaJoy: Chortles
laudablecalms: Oh boy
FofoATL: laughs?
ghyllnox: LUL
MomoNo9: snickers to giggles maybe?
LarkSachrosis: Name it after some other race horse
GredGredmansson: lrrCAMERON tomLewd
Foxmar320: It's so thin
Orxolon: bueno significa "good"
DrLigmaPhD: Get Cam to a candy producer IMMEDIATELY
MegaDosX: I have never had a Bueno either
GredGredmansson: I've seen Bueno in stores but have never had it
TriseAlpha: Kender Bueno is already a knockoff Toblerone
TacitusVigil: Disappointed that it's not "good" in another language
warpstonewarlock: Bueno is average
NimrodXIV: I'm sensing a "longer" theme
superdude097: Those images look rather different
LarkSachrosis: Kinder bueno is pretty good
Travilogue: is that anything like an Afternoon Delight?
VorlonScout: I've never seen a Bueno. Canadian exclusive, I assume?
NightValien28: its impossible not to know crispy bueno, its too good
Mr_Horrible: Crispy De-Light is also a new resource in... you get the bit
FofoATL: "thats no bueno" bravo Ian
doubledbear: R u sure? cruispy delight looks more like a crunch bar??
Rhynerd: The images implies it’d be easy to tell the difference
IbunWest: No they have Bueno in the US too
azninsect: oooh buenos
Diabore: @GredGredmansson iirc its coconut?
DiamondMX: Bueno is common in the US, too.
DiscordianTokkan: lol
TacitusVigil: The other is Older "Gut"
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
MegaDosX: Serge, phrasing
Bunnarchist: I've seen bueno in the us, they're okay
fnoggchamp: @Diabore hazelnut
niccus: nah bueno's been making a huge leeway stateside. maybe regional
Welbog: The tuuuube
samuraitiger19: Crispy Delight is not the analog for Nestle Crunch/
VorlonScout: Huh. Weird that I've never seen it here.
ALLxISxLOST: I cant believe its not bueno
mtvcdm: The packaging implies an easy tell but apparently not.
Ceris75: Lol
Juliamon: I don't see Buenos often, but yeah, they're in the US
CodeIndigo: bueno is tasty
KeytarCat: @VorlonScout I get them in southern California
PTElder: Oh the visual difference is obvious.
Bunnarchist: Very strong in the hazelnut taste in my experience
SquidVorb: @vorlonscout We have bueno here in South America too
IbunWest: I am a fan of Bueno
VorlonScout: (My wife says she has seen them, so I'm just unobservant.)
Mr_Horrible: I've been seeing Bueno in my grocery store, yeah. I don't think I cared for it?
TacitusVigil: Kinder Bueno are great
ChaoticObserver: I mean, not completely off ingredient wise
ShiyokoCL: I've seen Buenos in Chile, didn't like them
azninsect: there is an easy tell visually but i do wonder about taste
Saintnex: Yea, visually its really easy to tell
Diabore: @fnoggchamp whats the coconut chocolate bar then?
mtvcdm: I cannot wait for them to declare a knockoff superior.
Foxmar320: It's been a while since ive seen a Buenos
fnoggchamp: @Diabore Bounty?
VorlonScout: @mtvcdm It's bound to happen
Pteraspidomorphi: I only dislike Bueno because they're too expensive for what you get. I gobble them up almost immediately
TheMerricat: Kinder Bueno (Kinder is German for "children", bueno is Spanish for "good") is a chocolate biscuit and wafer confection made by Italian confectionery maker Ferrero. Part of the Kinder Chocolate brand line, Kinder Bueno is a hazelnut-cream-filled wafer covered in milk chocolate and a dark chocolate drizzle.[1] Kinder Bueno was launched in 1990 and is available in 60 countries. It is sold in packs of two, three, six, and boxes of twelve.
definenull: ian with the descriptions LuL
Bleeding_Edge: hahahaha
MegaDosX: Ian has such a way with words
SourceQuench: You mean filberts?
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loufghyslaufey: which is the wafer?
WearingCats_CwC: Ian has the best chocolate metaphors
SquidVorb: HazelNOT
DrLigmaPhD: Ian is correct, no. 1 is knockoff
hackingducks: bueno or mal?
kilnfiendpotter: Ah, another bar my child cannot eat
Orxolon: es bueno o malo?
SourceQuench: Queien es mas beuno?
DiscordianTokkan: lol
RockPusher: hahahahaha
DiamondMX: lol
DigitalSeahorse: xD
DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha
Orxolon: hahahahah
definenull: beejdrop
TriseAlpha: Beej called dibs
azninsect: hi beej
MegaDosX: Suddenly, Beej
FofoATL: Beeg
Darleysam: man, I might have to pick up some Bueno soon, that stuff's so good
Dog_of_Myth: Beej went for speed
Critterbot: The one with the wafer is the bueno, I believe it's number 2.
Critterbot: Yupp...
SFSMaus: A sudden beej appears
Tangsm: I'm really glad Beej didn't eat the dice.
TacitusVigil: Nestle Kranch Bar
CodeIndigo: buenos are also like 40% air too
DrLigmaPhD: Called it on the visual, maybe I have too much of a sweet tooth
TemporallyAwry: @Tangsm There's still time lrrBEEJ
kilnfiendpotter: I love the idea of a Ferrero Rocher bar
Mr_Horrible: Snickers in a vacuum
TheMerricat: FThe Kinder Bueno bar is made in the factories of France and Warsaw, Poland. As of 2022, a new production facility for the North American market is being constructed in Bloomington, Illinois - which is why folk are seeing it more in NA recently.
SourceQuench: Beej. Eat. The. Dice.
Diabore: ooh
azninsect: meteor? titan? these are some names
Foxmar320: All of the knock offs as so long
DigitalSeahorse: nice
Mr_Horrible: Mars and Kuiper
margieargie: A battle that has happened many time in the past
Dragonality: Meat-eor
Pharmacistjudge: meatier candy bar?
TriseAlpha: Get it? it has more meat in it.
TacitusVigil: Mars vs Meater Kappa
DeM0nFiRe: Meteor looks like 90s packaging
hackingducks: mm meatier bar
LarkSachrosis: Meteor looks like a video game asset
CouldntPickAUsername: cam can't have this one, he's vegetarian
CodeIndigo: METEOR O.K.
fnoggchamp: i've had all these knock offs and they're surprisingly fine
GredGredmansson: I've almost never had a Mars Bar
Nuurgle: Serge only eats old man candy
DrLigmaPhD: Never had a MArs bar
BrowneePoints: Meteor looks like it has condom packaging
samuraitiger19: wow
kilnfiendpotter: @Foxmar320 They're trying to replace quality with quantity
loufghyslaufey: Mars looks from not nearby from here
warpstonewarlock: @TheMerricat Huh, I did not know Buenos are being made here
mtvcdm: It's pretty close
Critterbot: I don't know what it is, but i have never liked Mars bars.
Lord_Hosk: Isnt Mars a snickers with no peanut in Canada?
TacitusVigil: Martian topography
DoodlestheGreat: We don't have Mars in the US any more. They got renamed Snickers Almond.
BrowneePoints: I've also never had a Mars Bar
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Defrost: @Lord_Hosk, Not really
Mr_Horrible: IDK I always thought Mars had peanut
CodeIndigo: Canadian Mars are US Milky Ways?
Mr_Horrible: *IDK why
TheAinMAP: I've heard of Mars Bars so much, but I don't think I've ever had the chance to have one.
MMoritz: In Australia Mars and Snickers have different nougat
TriseAlpha: Not a fan of toffee myself, but Mars is tolerable.
TheMerricat: So the Metor isn't 'quite' a knockoff brand - The Meteor is a chocolate bar that contains caramel and chewy nougat. It is manufactured in Turkey and packaged with Dollarama branding for the Canadian market. Some say the Meteor doesn't have much flavor, but it does have a satisfying caramel ribbon. Others say it has lots of sticky caramel sweetness and chewy nougat that isn't too dense or too soft.
LiveFaust: Especially if you have to temper your chocolate. kaelenLOL
TacitusVigil: [Beej has already eaten all the extras]
SourceQuench: This is not a place of buenos. No great deed is commemorated here.
Sudobyte: I love Mars. but I'm peanut allergic so my options tend to be limited
MegaDosX: Australian chocolate has to be different too so it can survive the heat better
BrowneePoints: I remember its marketing or legal something
CodeIndigo: Meteor sounds most like milky way
TheMerricat: Doh, forgot chat was up.
Juliamon: What I'm gathering is that Mars is like Snickers but with 3 Musketeers nougat?
Juliamon: Always assume chat is up.
TemporallyAwry: Your research skills are too fast LuvSign
NrgSpoon: 3 musketeers with caramel, kinda
MegaDosX: u up chat?
LarkSachrosis: There used to be a Three Musketeers that was nougat
Farwalker: @Juliamon If you're in the US? It's a Milky Way.
PharaohBender27: (Unless they explicitly say "We're hiding chat")
GredGredmansson: dang Ian has a great pallate
DiscordianTokkan: @Juliamon Mars also doesn't have peanuts (and in fact is touted as being done in a Peanut Free zone)
KeytarCat: A thousand, but yeah
RockPusher: Engage the scruta-Beej
SourceQuench: Wouldn't we all like to find out more about the ingredients?
CodeIndigo: 3 musketeers is just nougat iirc
PharaohBender27: lrrDARK
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niccus: they all do! chocolate's like that
margieargie: Did any of them smell like bitter almonds?
Twilight_Spark: One was poisoned, half of the other was the antidote. Good luck!
r10pez10: moon is made of cheese, mars is made of corn
Defrost: `Mars bar is a chocolate bar with nougat and caramel, coated with milk chocolate. In the United States, it is marketed as the Milky Way bar.`
Thatwasademo: Yeah, if the "knockoff" is a canada exclusive it won't be benefiting from corn subsidies, right?
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RockPusher: Fill these comedians with candy!
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Farwalker: (Internationally, Milky Way is what the US calls 3 Musketeers)
ani_laurel: Yeah, you can have multiple types of glucose. It makes avoiding corn hell in NA
MMoritz: @defrost I'm so confused
MegaDosX: Is the US Milky Way the same as the Australian Milky Way?
northos: sticker and thickier
Diabore: the ol sticker and thicker
NrgSpoon: Meteor tastes a bit like a Dipps bar
public_key_reveal_party: does the new moonbase have a mass spectrometer?
TheMerricat: Almost _all_ of the 'knockoffs' Dollarama sells are acutally 'real' bars but made in Turkey and then imported.
RockPusher: chewy pillow
LiveFaust: Thickier
TriseAlpha: Here, Milky Way has caramel, and 3 Musketeers doesn't.
oatway: the twogout
Farwalker: @MegaDosX No. An Australian Milky Way in the US would be a 3 Musketeers. A US Milky Way would be a Mars bar in Australia.
SourceQuench: "Has Stickier Nougat", claims DaVeer heiress
Defrost: The US need to stop renaming other candy brands
LarkSachrosis: Also, some manufacturers are no longer calling it 'high fructose corn syrup'
azninsect: oh
Foxmar320: 4fun lol
Juliamon: CodeIndigo Yes please, I wish to taste Coffee Crisps
mtvcdm: 4 [four[ fun
The_Ninjurai: Never seen a chunky kit kat
azninsect: chonky vs 4kids anime
DigitalSeahorse: fun with 4s
MegaDosX: @Farwalker Good to know, thanks
CompleatedPinkie: No guillotine?
TriseAlpha: My blood sugar is spiking just watching this
chaps_the_goblin_king: no guillotine?
Mazrae: Is 4fun the 4kids version??
LPS_97: According to a friend of mine, 4Fun is better than Kit Kats
poryout: as opposed to 4glory, Cam???
CodeIndigo: @Juliamon I do too
WearingCats_CwC: The 4fun dub of LRR is a classic
hackingducks: is it the four-loco of candy bars?
MegaDosX: Kit Kat Chunky is the superior Kit Kat, send toot
7gorobei: 3 musketeers originally came in 3 flavors. choc vanilla strawberry
SourceQuench: Eat the d6, it'll taste better.
incslayer: i miss the white kit kat chunky
Defrost: 4fun vs 4loco
Foxmar320: Yeah ive never seen chunky KitKat either
Mr_Horrible: Big Kat is great
iSmartMan1: Tip: when cutting candy bars, chill or freeze them beforehand for a cleaner cut
Juliamon: Chunky KitKats are best KitKats
Bearudite: strictly better kitkat
Darleysam: peanut kitkat chunky is LIFE
warpstonewarlock: It is very good
DrLigmaPhD: I swear I've seen 4 Fun at a Mexican grocery store
loufghyslaufey: kit-wut?
Diabore: "oh wait this is fantastic"
GredGredmansson: I think I've had a few of those
SmithKurosaki: I actually prefer the chunkies
CodeIndigo: Heck yeah big kat
ChaoticObserver: I believe that's a Big Kat in the US, though Kit Kats in the US is also made by a different company than Kit Kats in the rest of the world.
kilnfiendpotter: I ate Apple Pie kitkats in Japan and they were...a choice.
tod_vom_himmel: i prefer the mini kitkats
DoctorHutch: in US i think its called Big Kat?
DigitalSeahorse: I bet they'll all get 4s this time 4fun
RockPusher: take 4 kitkat chunkys, make big kitkat
Lord_Hosk: Kit Kat chunky has the wrong mix of wafer and chocolate for me
Saintnex: turns out just getting MORE kitkat in one bar is real good
DoodlestheGreat: I've seen KK Chunkys in the US. Very nice.
SmithKurosaki: THey just dont get as many fun flavours
Featherweight_: yeah, love a good chunk
ShiyokoCL: matcha kitkat best kitkat tbh
mrverbal: we've got a dark orange kitkat out here and it's great
tod_vom_himmel: the tiny ones packaged for haloween
Sudobyte: @Darleysam I would argue it's the opposite, but allergies
LarkSachrosis: The might just be a regional branding of Big-Kat?
Mr_Horrible: yeah, US calls them Kit-Kat Big Kat
GredGredmansson: oh right, Big Kat yeah
BrowneePoints: Kit-Fats
Nuurgle: Chunky is a completely different candy bar
mendokusai_jamesdean: As someone who cant stomach chocolate anymore this hurts
crono3453: There was a grocery store chain here where I am in the states that for a glorious moment had Lion bars and Violent Crumbles, I miss Violet Crumble
loufghyslaufey: I don't think I've seen any nearby
PharaohBender27: @kilnfiendpotter tqsWTF
azninsect: i the density of the kit-kat chunky
kilnfiendpotter: @mrverbal Wait WHERE
CodeIndigo: us kit kat is Hershey's, international is nestle
MMoritz: I used to love the kit kat chunky ice cream bars
GredGredmansson: Chunky Bars have Raisins in them, don't they
Darleysam: @Sudobyte well okay, yes, you got me there
DoodlestheGreat: I also recently got a Churro flavor KitKat.
ladylinzington: kitkat chunky with peanut butter is a god tier bar
mrverbal: @kilnfiendpotter Australia
hackingducks: yeah I don't care for the big kats or the big reeses because they mess up the ratios
kilnfiendpotter: @mrverbal Nooooo
spethycakes: the best kitkat I've ever had was yuzu matcha, and I haven't been able to find it since
DigitalSeahorse: toot4 fun
TriseAlpha: Chonkster
MegaDosX: Well that's terible
GredGredmansson: @ladylinzington Aren't those Reese Sticks?
r10pez10: big the cat got a chocolate bar?
ani_laurel: its very visceral
Mr_Horrible: Kit-Kat Oh Lawd He Comin
MegaDosX: terrible
ritchards: we got Kit Kat Chunky here in NZ
NotCainNorAbel: Kit Kat Royal
kilnfiendpotter: Kit-Kat Chonk
LarkSachrosis: It's 'Merica, it's gotta me bigger
DrLigmaPhD: I like em big, I like em chunky...
kirbyjules: why is that guy standing, does he not get a chair? is he not special enough for chair-dom
NrgSpoon: We're acclimated to Coffee Crisp, so large wafer is cool
niccus: is 4fun's filling also made of recycled 4fun?
TemporallyAwry: Isn't Chunky is a soup brand in the US?
SFSMaus: @mr_horrible LUL
laudablecalms: Chunky is a different candy bar here. It’s got raisins in it, I think.
SourceQuench: Cruchiness Retained in the Wafers is the seventh, and vastly under-rated Count Basie record.
VorlonScout: There is another candy bar named Chunky in the US, that might be why
callmesteppinrazor: @hackingducks I have been trying to explain for YEARS why I don't like these, and I couldn't until I saw your comment
Juliamon: kirbyjules He's the presenter
MasterNoda: I wish NA had access to Japanese kitkats
GhostValv: D:
mtvcdm: Our first dissent!
ShiyokoCL: @spethycakes thanks for creating me a compelling need for that kitkat
DigitalSeahorse: Serge with the combo breaker
TheMerricat: @kirbyjules Game show hosts don't sit with the contestants.
ChargingFurret: serge switched the sides when grabbing them
Defrost: Ian sure has a way with words
niccus: imagine if dollarama tried to knock off japanese kitkat
kirbyjules: @Juliamon then he should have best chair
MegaDosX: RIP
spethycakes: @ShiyokoCL you're welcome and I'm sorry
kilnfiendpotter: I feel like I'd suck at this, because I don't eat enough candy bars
samuraitiger19: SERGE NOOOOO!
Serpens77: that was not 4Fun for Serge
TheMerricat: 4Funs actually have a huge fan base according to the internet.
Rhynerd: The tie begins to fall apart
DigitalSeahorse: oh
MegaDosX: I think I'd do reasonably well at this
TemporallyAwry: User Error LuvOops
NanoWowl: Serge is only on 3fun right now
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LiveFaust: Seems like a skill issue.
TriseAlpha: Wait... isn't Cam lactose intolerant?
Lysander_salamander: oh my
PharaohBender27: :D
MasterNoda: This is the best one
MegaDosX: Wow
DigitalSeahorse: this is making me hungry
DiscordianTokkan: lol
hackingducks: wow
MasterNoda: for a copy
samuraitiger19: The true Left vs Right Twix!
MegaDosX: Twix found on
Mr_Horrible: not Deux? Cowards!
FofoATL: duet nice
CodeIndigo: DU IT
LarkSachrosis: It's all left Twix
MegaDosX: Twix are so great
Juliamon: TriseAlpha I think *most* of the crew is to an extent
GredGredmansson: is that Left Twix or Right Twix that you're using, Graham
ghyllnox: @trisealpha You'll find a lot of lactose intolerant people frequently eat it anyways
BrowneePoints: A slightly chilled peanut butter twix is HEAVENLY
DrLigmaPhD: Couldn't go with "Twinx"??? Homophobic knockoff bbrands smh
MasterNoda: I love how not-confident Duet has in the font
NewtyNewts: @Mr_Horrible Deux Est Chocolat
Mr_Horrible: Duet is the Lost Middle Twix
MasterNoda: It really is not convinced of itself
duskcheetah: but what if they get a left twix and right duet?
Critterbot: Twix doesn't have a wafer, it's just a biscuit.
GredGredmansson: Right Twix then
ghyllnox: That was Gred!
niccus: nothing sinister here
Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePoints this is objectively the correct way to eat them. Just a little firmness
Ceris75: Left is better
Diabore: one of them cascaded the caramel
Defrost: Graham keeping the left hand of darkness
Foxmar320: It was a good champaign honestly
LarkSachrosis: You do not want the left hand isomer
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zimmercj: I could never understand that ad campaign
DigitalSeahorse: xD
margieargie: I prefer up twix
MegaDosX: Sigh.
Lysander_salamander: wild
CodeIndigo: Salted caramel twix are AMAZING
mrverbal: @kilnfiendpotter their is apparently an american website called 'treatsfromoz' which can help with your orange kitkat needs
SachielOne: Found the Alex
ani_laurel: It was brilliant. I laughed so hard
Lord_Hosk: Apparently it does make a very very slight difference, it has to do with how they sit in a box
GredGredmansson: Thanks Graham
mtvcdm: Eat your Twix sideways
chaps_the_goblin_king: shreddies = frosted mini wheats?
SourceQuench: Someone just actually died off screen.
Mr_Horrible: apply a Quaternion to the shreddies and see how mad people get
TheMerricat: @SourceQuench Beej
flatluigi: i like how alex hasn't been a bit but has been consistently in the background today
CodeIndigo: @chaps_the_goblin_king Or Life?
CastleOtranto: Diamond Shreddies were "created" by a guy who wanted to write for Stephen Colbert
LiveFaust: Charm Twix for me, margieargie
Mazrae: Can always tell Alex from his laugh
SmithKurosaki: @mrverbal They also come out in canadian groceries stores around lunar new year
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SymphonicLolita: can't handle the rhombus shreddies
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mrverbal: @SmithKurosaki oh neat
DiscordianTokkan: Shreddies are a Whole Wheat Life, rather than Corn
SourceQuench: @TheMerricat Oh, that's OK then. Wait wat.
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mtvcdm: Well, hey, we did get a preferred knockoff.
MegaDosX: This judging panel is nailing this, barring Serge's brief goof
zimmercj: I'm craving a big Turk but I live in the USA
BrowneePoints: 100% @mr_horrible a slightly chilled Peanut Butter Twix is GOATED
RockPusher: You have to really try hard to fail as a chocolate bar to have someone actively not want to eat you
SourceQuench: @zimmercj This sounds like a Tindr problem.
MasterNoda: lmfao
MegaDosX: Oh no.
CodeIndigo: Hey US folks if you have a Rocket Fizz store you can get a lot of really hard to find candy
Diabore: theres the coconut
Foxmar320: Island Bar lol
midnightcurryjazz: oooooo
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
GredGredmansson: I've never heard of Bounty
niccus: no spunow???
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r10pez10: love a good bounty
RockPusher: I like Bounty
SmithKurosaki: Island Bars are actually decent
Welbog: Island Bar isn't Nanaimo Bar?
Darleysam: PuttPutt bleh
Lord_Hosk: never heard of bounty
Twilight_Spark: Paper towel?
zimmercj: @SourceQuench More like Grinder
TriseAlpha: definitely not a Mounds bar
Mr_Horrible: I'd love to go to Island Bar for cocktails
kilnfiendpotter: A bar that taps for blue!
GredGredmansson: Bounty is a Paper Towel in the US
ritchards: can't stand coconut
brutusq13: Never heard of either
Sudobyte: I love bounty
Serpens77: I like Bounty!
theamc2000: Gonna be honest the IS look like a B
SymphonicLolita: LUL
Lysander_salamander: Bounty vs. Mounds?
mtvcdm: Coconut sucks
warpstonewarlock: Bounties are great
ghyllnox: I've not heard of Bounty in the US, Bounty is a laundry detergent brand
CodeIndigo: And if you can't get to Rocket Fizz you might want to find an It'sugar
LurkerSpine: or almond joy?
Serpens77: @LurkerSpine yes
MMoritz: i love bounty
Mazrae: Is that like a mounds bar
DrLigmaPhD: Soooo a Mounds?
OmnipotentTrevor: The only product named Bounty I know of is a fabric softner
NanoWowl: I read that as Bland Bar at first...
Featherweight_: Ok, I do rock and island bar time to time
samuraitiger19: Speaking of food scientist. As someone who have tried a bunch of my roomates keto treats they are doing some marvelous things. The keto cheeseckae was amazing
DoctorHutch: is it like a mounds bar?
margieargie: All I can think of when I see "Bounty" is starting a mutiny
PigmyWurm: how similar is a Bounty to a Mounds?
TacitusVigil: Listen to your heart, Serge.
Foxmar320: I would have to bow out from this one. I can not stand coconut
OmnipotentTrevor: Or paper towels?
GredGredmansson: Mounds Bars are Dark chocolate though, right?
hackingducks: I prefer a mounds to an almond joy, but I don't know if I could do a bounty.. again, it's a ratios thing.
DigitalSeahorse: Serge following everyone else this turn I guess
FofoATL: mounds huh
Diabore: number 2 is thicc in coconut
Critterbot: It's... rectangular.
MomoNo9: The quicker picker upper?
Juliamon: Bounty is Almondless Joy
GredGredmansson: ahhh there it is
flatluigi: i want a comparison between mounds and spunow
MegaDosX: Desiccated coconut chocolate bar I think
TinoDidriksen: Bounty is great, but should be cold.
Mr_Horrible: okay, so if everyone gets this wrong is it officially a mutiny on the bounty?
SourceQuench: the quicker picker upper
GredGredmansson: @Juliamon THIS
ghyllnox: Then mounds are strictly superior
MomoNo9: Quilted quicker picker upper...
TacitusVigil: The quicker picker...dangit
TriseAlpha: As someone who deeply hates the taste of coconut, this test both disgusts and intrigues me.
LordZarano: WTF is "Mounds"?
herph: spunow
ekimekim: wait, the US has a *dark chocolate* Bounty?
ashteranic: Bounty in Australia was a chocolate bar with a coconut bar in the middle
ghyllnox: Mounds vs Milkers would be the pairing here
incslayer: hmm im not that big a fan of bounty but i might be interesting in testing Mounds
brainbosh: Almond Joy!
SourceQuench: @Mr_Horrible hashtag report
ChaoticObserver: Mounds does not have almonds, Almond Joy does
BrowneePoints: Mounds is Dark Chocolate and Coconut
TemporallyAwry: @LordZarano A terrible name for a small egg shaped chocolate candy.
rosesmcgee: there's even a song
MasterNoda: mounds is almondless joy
r10pez10: love me a good spunow
LurkerSpine: Almond Joy has nuts, Mounds don't
Serivus: the slogan was "Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't"
ThorSokar: composNotes Mail Graham Mounds stewsNotes
WiJohn: Facts, almond joy has nuts, mounds don't
Travilogue: Almond Joy has nuts, Mounds don't
Stratavarius: Yeah, the ad used to be "Almond joy has nuts, mounds don't"
superdude097: Almond Joy has nuts Moooounds don't!
laudablecalms: How do Mounds compare to spunoW?
RockPusher: Chocolate Bars are SRS Busns :D
ButButTheJesus: ♪ Allllmond Joy's got nuts! Mounds don't! ♪
DigitalSeahorse: Peter Paul picked a peck of pickled pepperbars
TriseAlpha: "Almond Joy's got nuts, Mounds don't" It's their jingle
TheNerdWonder: I will forever remember that ad campaign
midnightcurryjazz: This man knows his coconut
hackingducks: Almond Joy has nuts, Mounds don't because... sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.
LurkerSpine: (anyone else have that jingle in their head)?
VorlonScout: According to Wikipedia, Bounty is Mars and Mounds is Hershey?
Lord_Hosk: Allllll mond joy's got nuts... Mounds don't
Lysander_salamander: They had a whole commercial about it. "Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't"
SFSMaus: Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes I don't
Mr_Horrible: @SourceQuench HahaSweat I can't go back to jail
CodeIndigo: trying not to make a transgender surgery joke right now
GredGredmansson: Almond Joy is milk chocolate though
SquareDotCube: You probably remember the commercials "Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't"
margieargie: Mounds, or as I liked to call it as a kid, Spunow (because I kept seeing it upside down)
FofoATL: Ian with the TAKES
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
betweenmyself: Mounds are the Joyless version of their Almond counterpart riffYeti
samuraitiger19: There is also a pet store chain called Mounds as well and everytime you visit you get a free Mounds candy bar
MegaDosX: Imagine if Serge nails this and everyone else misses, and we end with a four way tie benginLul
LarkSachrosis: The two extremes
SourceQuench: It's coconut all up and down this thing.
r10pez10: family portrait
NrgSpoon: no Crispy Delight
ashteranic: oh yeah, that Island Bar is almost certainly just "Bounty" in Australia
CastleOtranto: "Almond Joy's got nuts; Mounds don't" lead to a common insult in my elementary school
MasterNoda: Nice
Symphoneers: They're learning LUL
DiscordianTokkan: They did it without injury!
azninsect: eyyy
baskwalla: Camian
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DigitalSeahorse: fusion
Diabore: number 2 had more coconut
MegaDosX: What would Camerian look like I wonder
MasterNoda: airated?
TheMerricat: So the other knockoff that Dollarama sells that they could have tested was Luppo, which was the 3 Musketeers analog.
Mr_Horrible: they cut the coconut! D:
DigitalSeahorse: feliciaTeam feliciaTeam
MasterNoda: aerated*
ALLxISxLOST: meekapDapper meekapDapper meekapDapper
Dragonality: Would the Ian-Cameron fusion have fabulous hair and beard, or bald with no beard?
MomoNo9: @MegaDosX I'm now picturing Ian with Cam's hair
MAPBoardgames: It's amazing what they can do with plastics these days
TacitusVigil: Now we inform Serge that we've replaced his coffee since he's been back from Europe with Folger's Crystals. Kappa
SmithKurosaki: @TheMerricat Thank you
RockPusher: If you have compacted coconut, see your candy specialist
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL #frothycoconut
MegaDosX: Interesting
DigitalSeahorse: katesHm
Featherweight_: big delight
MasterNoda: LOVE THOSE
TacitusVigil: Ottoman OK
MegaDosX: Blgh
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh just delight
SymphonicLolita: ohno
Foxmar320: wat
MasterNoda: lmfao
Mr_Horrible: LUL
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Wrexadecimal: uhhh
RockPusher: gabyLul
ChaoticObserver: OH YEAH
DigitalSeahorse: hehehehhehhe
Haroldholmes25: LUL
azninsect: hahahahaha
Too_Many_Knives: WAT
NewtyNewts: Her She
PharaohBender27: !storm
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SourceQuench: #the Penesy children are right over this way
NimrodXIV: hah
Lysander_salamander: oh
superdude097: LUL
GhostValv: ???
mtvcdm: Oh yeah, Hershey's is doing that
ani_laurel: yeah, thats real
Sarah_Serinde: gabyFacepalm
MasterNoda: no way
ButButTheJesus: hwat
kilnfiendpotter: ooohhhh this was a thing
MegaDosX: Also, Hersheys is vomit chocolate, so no thanks
public_key_reveal_party: LesbianPride
kilnfiendpotter: Don't eat it, you'll lose the ability to do math
Sheikun07: What even IS that naming convention
airylan: TransgenderPride
Wrexadecimal: ahh
margieargie: TransgenderPride
Nuurgle: Graham found the BOTH
DigitalSeahorse: Hers Hes
Sarah_Serinde: It's like Reitmans changing its name to "Reitwoman" for one month a year
WearingCats_CwC: Alternatively, you could have chocolate that doesn't suck
ALLxISxLOST: HyperCheese
MomoNo9: You could have had a BOTH!
r10pez10: skill
kilnfiendpotter: It's like when Johnny Black replaces their dude in hunting gear to a lady in hunting gear
PharaohBender27: Cheer516
amative1: Hershey sells (or at least used to sell) promotional bars that had the middle letters colored blue for hersHEy and pink for herSHEy, for baby reveal type stuff
niccus: how was the chocolate quality?
Featherweight_: Thiers a reason that lives at the dollorama, its where failed premontiosn go to die
TheRumRunner: @amative1 (spock voice) fascinating
Sevinon: I somehow didn't realize tonight was LRL night!
mtvcdm: That's not bad at all
midnightcurryjazz: 50 cents?!
Sevinon: whoops
iSmartMan1: That is CHEAP
TriseAlpha: see the sharp corners on Bounty? That's a square chonker
TheMerricat: BTW Mars _and_ Hersey tried going after Dollarama for Trademark infringement but as you can see... they are still selling these.
Diabore: yeah much more coconut in bounty
hackingducks: oh the bounties are just milk chocolate mounds huh
Serpens77: @Sevinon kind of a week earlier than normal, because PPR is next week
electra310: I wish we could get any candy bars for 50 cents here
CodeIndigo: extruded sugar goo
PharaohBender27: lrrKATHLEEN has very colorful nails this evening
RockPusher: Linear Twix gabyLul
Sevinon: Ah, that makes sense
TemporallyAwry: 50 cents canadian too PridePog
MegaDosX: A linear Twix :benginlull
margieargie: Mounds come like that too
Fruan: Bounty has the much crisper crosssection
MegaDosX: benginLul
NrgSpoon: more chocolate that way
Serpens77: structural integrity
SourceQuench: Just threw up in my mouth a little.
mtvcdm: That's 50 *Canadian* cents
superdude097: That's how Mounds/Almond Joy are packaged too
Juliamon: It's to prevent damage in transit
Defrost: I believe one piece is the name of the treasure Ian
Lysander_salamander: which came first? Bounty or Mounds?
Serpens77: a full length Bounty would break in transit all the time
Juliamon: Smaller bars are less likely to get smashed
MasterNoda: likely the cheapest bar to make to begin with tbh
baskwalla: chew chew chew
TheRumRunner: Here in the states Bounty is paper towels
TacitusVigil: @Juliamon I would have guessed it was just for sizing (a smaller one just uses half). Interesting!
Too_Many_Knives: feelthecoconut
flatluigi: i don't think you can feel your coconut on twitch
blip2004: I agree with Ian's take on the coconut tasking like it went off
oatway: Ian "Coconut Feeler" Horner
hackingducks: the smaller bar also has more chocolate to coconut
DrLigmaPhD: feel the nut, ian
TemporallyAwry: !findquote coconut
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
vershike: Why does "feel the coconut" feel like a euphemism?
mtvcdm: In USD, 50 cents CAD is 37 cents
TheMerricat: "On 3 November 2022, it was announced that Bounty bars would be removed from some Celebrations tubs in the United Kingdom, after the manufacturers found that 40% of people hated them. A limited run of "No Bounty" tubs would be available, in the weeks before Christmas. But a final decision had not been made after 18% of people named the Bounty as their favourite."
ShiyokoCL: #FeelTheCoconut
Dragonality: That coconut mouthfeel
Mr_Horrible: Her Majesty's Ship "Island Bar"
CodeIndigo: @TheRumRunner since the candy bar is made of coconut, it's also paper towels in canada too
spethycakes: The quicker picker-upper: Bounty
LordZarano: @TheRumRunner Bounty is both/either here in UK
northos: #nonspon
TacitusVigil: @Mr_Horrible It's a laundry ship!
DigitalSeahorse: Island Bar for making Ian's bar
SmithKurosaki: I am probably gonna go get an Island Bar tmrw tbg
MomoNo9: Well sure but now I want to go to Dollarama
trainpants: are you suggesting coconuts aerate?
TheRumRunner: Buy N Large is disney
UnknownFriday: Island Bar is my favorite spot to get a daiquiri. Other than my own bar.
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SourceQuench: Ian sacrifices his entire endocrine system for our entertainment.
Symphoneers: Official dollorama beejlander! sympho32Currency
Diabore: remember serge, c's get degrees
TriseAlpha: You'd think something named "Island Bar" would be going for a more Pina Colada flavor
CodeIndigo: @trainpants not in public, no
LiveFaust: Sponsored by the nation state of Turkey. lrrBEEJ
TinoDidriksen: Eh, Serge is only off by a technicality.
Mr_Horrible: me: "sure is candy, I'll take it"
Lysander_salamander: huh. Apparently Mounds was invented before Bounty.
Rhynerd: Cameron and Ian are tied!
MasterNoda: master805Dancecat
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TacitusVigil: Now Cameron and Ian must fight to the death.
thebuzzstreams: Good show!
lirazel64: If you like Island Bar best, is that Mutiny on the Bounty?
GreatWahooney: thanks for the fun show, folks! good night!
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Juliamon: Working with candy bars is honestly one of the things I miss most about my supermarket job. I really liked learning how to read expiry codes and seeing how brands competed with each other.
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TacitusVigil: I really want candy bars now, real or knockoff
VorlonScout: I just remembered that we still had a few Coffee Crisps from our Victoria trip, woo
Rhynerd: @browneepoints since I tend to stop by convenience store after my sunday warhammer games, I might do such tomorrow.
Juliamon: if my family ever does another Montreal trip I definitely will be buying Coffee Crisp
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BrowneePoints: I should stop by this Amish General store and pick up a 1lb bag of Reese's Pieces for $5 again
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TacitusVigil: I'm sure I've seen it...somewhere?
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Juliamon: TacitusVigil I'm only a couple hours south of the border, so not really
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Nuurgle: Kathleen
flatluigi: my vote's alex
Rodbotic: it's over? I just got here!
jibkat: mattlrDogchamp
RockPusher: elfunkFart
Dog_of_Myth: Someone just Tooted.
Mr_Whyt: who smelt it dealt it
DigitalSeahorse: just toot4 fun
VorlonScout: @TacitusVigil Probably some international food stores, at a markup
UnknownFriday: Gonna guess Ben Ulmer.
Mr_Horrible: @Juliamon I got enough of a craving recently to get some delivered and wait through the 2-week delay :p
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baskwalla: enhance
TacitusVigil: @VorlonScout I was thinking World Market, yeah
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Juliamon: (mostly I just want to go back to Montreal, it's been a very long time)
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Juliamon: (I wasn't even old enough to drink at the time!)
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SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
Defrost: @Juliamon, It's pretty great here
gualdhar: I still don't get it
mtvcdm: !homestreams
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TacitusVigil: @mtvcdm I know they advertised it with Gibb, but is there Mastodon command yet?
RockPusher: Hors
Juliamon: !mastodon
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CyndaneTierney: @gualdhar It's Wonderwall by Oasis.
Mr_Horrible: Voxelfield
LarkSachrosis: Because thanks to Neil Cicierega I can't take that song seriously anymore
LPS_97: not pixel art, more like voxels
Bearudite: great gunplay
KeytarCat: Second verse of Wonderwall starts with "Backbeat, the word is on the street that the fire in your eyes is out"
TheMerricat: There have been so many voxel based FPS that didn't manage to take off. I hope this one has legs.
RockPusher: All! The! Things!
Rhynerd: Battlefield but blockier
TacitusVigil: Ian's embracing his Qwirpline persona
Ceris75: Cool
flatluigi: the men who stare at goats
azninsect: as one does
amative1: 30%, assuming I didn't make a mistake in my formulas =D
mtvcdm: !addquote (Serge) [now] We've spent hours waiting for goats to breed.
LRRbot: New quote #8626: "We've spent hours waiting for goats to breed." —Serge [2023-08-19]
definenull: they needed a screamer
RockPusher: Ian should listen to the Feel horn
CodeIndigo: speaking of vile food, i was just introduced to "sparkling wine" potato chips
SnackPak_: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
Travilogue: They need a specific sort of horny
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ALLxISxLOST: meekapCrab
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Nuurgle: baby goat horn, never used
TacitusVigil: Is that why Ian doesn't have horns anymore?
kilnfiendpotter: Do you have to wear a handkerchief over your head to hide your shame from God?
azninsect: oh so its a breeding farm
TheAinMAP: guyjudgeAA guyjudgeAA guyjudgeAA lrrGOAT
Wrexadecimal: minecraft math D:
GhostValv: D:
NimrodXIV: Goat math!
azninsect: D:
MAPBoardgames: 8 kinds of goat horns, 0 pages of tutorial.
Mr_Horrible: LUL
MasterNoda: master805Wha
Dog_of_Myth: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
TemporallyAwry: Minecraft PrideShrug
LPS_97: the maths dont lie and it spells disaster
Pharmacistjudge: is there a blue rose speedrun in animal crossing?
chrono2x: Also, they luckked out and got each horn varient on the first try
Rhynerd: Was that the FMV game?
TheMerricat: WIth FMV!
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Juliamon: Yes, that was the FMV game
mtvcdm: Last week there was also some Astronauts: The Best, which is *unhinged*
Juliamon: It's very good
tod_vom_himmel: oh i hope not
PharaohBender27: lrrSHINE
tod_vom_himmel: that game was poop
frogomb: I really hoqe oki oki has more than one person this week.
Rhynerd: They have indeed not best the game
Mr_Horrible: Eldraine Safari
RockPusher: Guests and Stuff PogChamp
Juliamon: tod_vom_himmel That's not entirely fair, it was competent and not W+P-worthy
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SnackPak_: Doctor
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UnknownFriday: Might as well get on the train.
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teddywhosabear: it me
CyndaneTierney: Hey, Beej announced mine, yay.
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Mr_Horrible: get them a lozenge
NewtyNewts: Thanks Ian!
TacitusVigil: Evan "The Crowbar" Brown: Rynolaw Expert
mtvcdm: (84 days until Desert Bus)
Earthenone: !dbcountdown
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LiveFaust: YEARS!
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BrowneePoints: Jarnatan was my fave DnD movie character
randombillfolds: Thanks, Beej!
RockPusher: fugiBus
Mr_Horrible: the *actual* 10 years, holy heck
PharaohBender27: THE DECADE
margieargie: 10 years...
azninsect: the decade!
hugogol21: oh no, i missed it didn't i?
DoubleNterprises: THE TEN YEARS
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Mr_Horrible: grill cheems
mtvcdm: We're getting the decades now.
Defrost: Beej really projecting for no mic eh?
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NewtyNewts: The 1 year
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Defrost: Cam deaded
flatluigi: cam has died
a2omega: sergeOffByOne
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Mangledpixel: breathe, Cam
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Juliamon: Aug 31 is the channel's partnerversary
MasterNoda: the dollar store chocolate is getting to cam
TacitusVigil: There are worse livings to make.
Juliamon: so all the anniversaries will fall in August
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roadhog123: A reasonable number of months?
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teddywhosabear: the time will pass anyway, you may as well enjoy the time
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Defrost: Serge if you're reading chat, I've listened to LRR for nearly half my life...
BrowneePoints: OUR serving of CommiePuddin
Diabore: so many years
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ButButTheJesus: the ten year!
RockPusher: Getting the full Beej
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mtvcdm: This long hanging out around here, enjoying stuff, there's worse ways to spend a decade.
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korvys: As is tradition.
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Juliamon: Earthenone I would say at least one Hoskling
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warpstonewarlock: It's Sunday here already
Phailhammer: It's Sunday here, aka Third Friday.
ALLxISxLOST: Now I'm curious about the math
SymphonicLolita: dabits
TheAinMAP: guyjudgeBits guyjudgeBits guyjudgeBits
KWardJenx: Great stream. Thank you so much!
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
UnknownFriday: It's always Friday.
Mr_Horrible: yeeehaw
PharaohBender27: lrrSHINE
azninsect: da bits!
DoubleNterprises: DA BITS
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Dog_of_Myth: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
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Williams4jesus: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
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thebrainnopinky: Thank you!
RockPusher: Drink the fun
mtvcdm: 4Fun Stuff
Serpens77: 4Fun
kilnfiendpotter: Thanks everyone! It was lovely to see y'all!
MasterNoda: Clap
Mr_Horrible: great show, gang, thanks for sharing it lrrSHINE
Wrexadecimal: meow.
thejadedthief: Thanks for the stream!
NanoWowl: lrrSHINE
SymphonicLolita: meow
azninsect: meow
jchinnock: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
SquidVorb: Meow
margieargie: :3
DiscordianTokkan: Meow!
airylan: meow.
DoubleNterprises: Nyan
PharaohBender27: escher3MEOW
NewtyNewts: Nya incoming?
definenull: oh no
Juliamon: *nods*
RockPusher: meow! PogChamp
kilnfiendpotter: Meow?
MasterNoda: master805Wha master805Wha master805Wha
Boon_33: meow.
Melfina__: Nya
SFSMaus: Meowmeowmeowmeow
DeM0nFiRe: meow
mowdownjoe: CoolCat
Serifina: Meow!@
duskcheetah: meow!
Rhynerd: Meow!
jibkat: GlitchCat
SFSMaus: DxCat DxCat DxCat
DoubleNterprises: Dude, I just ate
Foxmar320: My cats are enjoying this
thebrainnopinky: lrrHEARTlrrHEART lrrHEART
Saintnex: mreowwww
Mr_Whyt: spot on
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
MegaDosX: Is Cam OK? Can someone take him to the vet?
LeeshaJoy: Meow meow
SymphonicLolita: LUL
Mr_Horrible: the verisimilitude is uncanny
mtvcdm: Perfect
SmithKurosaki: Mine is jsut asleep lol
RockPusher: HypePurr elfunkCat escher3MEOW
kilnfiendpotter: Put Cam in a box
MasterNoda: its the chocolate
Serifina: ahahahahaha
jibkat: 5/5
Forgotten_Sanity: <3 2020Glitchy <3
jibkat: FBtouchdown
margieargie: fhaeOwo
Mr_Horrible: dazeTakkun
definenull: tqsClap tqsClap tqsClap tqsClap tqsClap
ghyllnox: Catmeron
mowdownjoe: KITTY
Astramentha: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
thebuzzstreams: @kilnfiendpotter Schrodingers cat
The_Color_Twelve: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Mr_Whyt: no notes
VorlonScout: Quentin did start watching at that part
Orxolon: excellent
RomanGoro: cat/cat
LarkSachrosis: Acting
DigitalSeahorse: katesCheer katesCheer katesCheer
n__een_n: neat
thebuzzstreams: shcrodingers cam
eshplode: Beautiful
jibkat: alissa3Wiggle alissa3Wiggle alissa3Wiggle alissa3Wiggle alissa3Wiggle alissa3Wiggle alissa3Wiggle alissa3Wiggle
Orxolon: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Earthenone: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a very glossy jpeg of a goat
Sarah_Serinde: Excellent news presentation thank you Cameron
spethycakes: lrrSHINE
azninsect: perfect
DoubleNterprises: Thank you for the show!
Sethalidos: I was expecting Cameron to get the zoomies
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
SnackPak_: braven10PRISM braven10PRISM braven10PRISM
TriseAlpha: Meow
Boon_33: poor dude tuckered himself out vomiting , dawww
dzee_szed: how dare you hack a hairball like that and activate my "where the fuck is she doing that" mechanism
azninsect: thanks for stream!
thejadedthief: Incredible
Williams4jesus: Thank you everyone!!!
ThorSokar: composLove composLove composLove
Boon_33: Thanks for the Stream, thanks to the chat!
Phailhammer: cya :)
gnyrinn: So I just got here and saw the stinger. Be honest with me chat, how much more sense will it make in context with the rest of the episode?
flatluigi: @gnyrinn zero
paronomasiac042: zero
Juliamon: Actual zero
MomoNo9: Good to know
Juliamon: Cam opened the stream talking about the "dog days" of summer and giving us dog news
gnyrinn: @flatluigi Thought so.
Earthenone: the dog days, are over
TheNerdWonder: I just rolled my "random favorite" mount button and got the literal single cat mount I have...
MomoNo9: Cat nights can begin
SmithKurosaki: Meow
LordZarano: Erika, TQ, and Funko are live
Juliamon: ugh I wish this armpit cut would stop bleeding, I would like to put deodorant on
MomoNo9: @Juliamon Oooh that's the worst
JohnLockeCole: It is.. a problem I had not imagined before, but aye, do not put deodorant on an open wound
MomoNo9: I love weird discount stores and I've already found the nearest or at least most accessible Dollarama...
Juliamon: armpits are awful
JohnLockeCole: yeah, but shoulders with robust range of motion in multiple directions are great, and well
JohnLockeCole: one needs the other