Crossing the Streams || BattleBit Remastered

  Juliamon: I enjoy a peach green tea myself
 TehAmelie: ah, i could send her this package. probably wouldn't save anyone any money though
 TehAmelie: and it is honestly probably stale
  Juliamon: yeah, not much point in intl tea if it's not fresh
  Juliamon: (or at least, fresh to start, for Mail Time reasons)
 TehAmelie: maybe i should make bread or something with it
 TehAmelie: two thin shelves full of teas i have almost never touched
 TehAmelie: cleanse the cupboard and just stick with a box of dull earl grey like a reasonable non-tea enthusiast
 xantos69: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: BattleBit Remastered) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (10m from now).
 TehAmelie: well, safe to say, teatime is over
ihlendrax: !box
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 PharaohBender27:  !
 MAPBoardgames:    
 airylan: !box 
 TemporallyAwry: !early
 Sethalidos: !badadvice
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: !findquote right
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 Earthenone: what kind of game is this?
 Fruan: Stream starting early?! Unheard of!
 TehAmelie: good jorb with the beacons, chat. i for one did not get a stream launch
  Juliamon: Earthenone I think it's an FPS unfortunately
 Earthenone: ohh darn 
 WhirlwindAbyss: Storm count 11 for my 11th month, seams fitting
 Mazrae: Early stream??? Do we picnic??
 Earthenone: well have fun people with more evolved inner ears than me 
 control_rig: But a destructible-terrain voxel fps. So explody
 TehAmelie: also should we hear sound?
 Mazrae: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: BattleBit Remastered) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (1m from now).
  Juliamon: It's silent here
   LoadingReadyRun: It's suppose to be. There's no in game music
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 Fanklok: It's quiet, too quiet
  Juliamon: Just making sure.
 teddywhosabear: hey bitbattlers
 Dog_of_Myth: !findquote silence
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: BattleBit Remastered) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (21s from now).
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 StoneMeta: Y'all are the best
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 TehAmelie: the first step is not actually turning it off and on again, it's checking whose machine is misbehaving
 lirazel64: What?!? No boop-beeps??
 LordZarano: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: BattleBit Remastered) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (0s from now).
 bobokiddo: !next
 control_rig: No bleeps and/or bloops
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 Fanklok: !next
 Mazrae: Play the beeps and boops in your head
 LordZarano: 
 Brozard:   
 PharaohBender27: Congratulations, @LordZarano !
 CAKHost: Be vewy vewy quiet. We are hunting voxels!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mazrae That's so much friendlier than my normal head sounds
 RechargeableFrenchman: Hell yeah Battlebit
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 letfireraindown: WOOOOOO
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 RechargeableFrenchman: This game is great
 Thefluffiestguineapig: LordZarano takes it again!
Woogachaka: Some battling bits eh?
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DideRobot: LRR: Tonight on Crossing the Streams James, Cori, Ian, Nelson, Serge, and Wheeler are ready to squad up and do battle with bits! At least, I think that's what BattleBit Remastered is about? I don't know, bring your bits just in case! https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/110930325932459600
 Fanklok: !findquote bits
  LRRbot: Quote #2785: "I should stop fiddling with my rubber bits." —Ian [2016-06-13]
 letfireraindown: 32 months... damn not even 3 full years compared to some of the 10 year people
 corianderd: @letfireraindown we still appreciate it
 TehAmelie: now i wonder, could could remasted a 1-bit game?
 SAJewers: no music?
 TehAmelie: *could you
 TemporallyAwry: Mic5?
 gualdhar: no sound
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: No music
  Juliamon: It's not about the number of months, it's that you're here now
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Well this is new
 PharaohBender27: Is the INTRO supposed to also be silent?
 shurtal: a bit....sound kerfuffled
 distrustingspectator: glitching.....
 azidbern95: Notification sounds, but no Intro sounds
 AnbuADRV: No music, but you can hear subs
 Sorator13: mic 5?!
 PharaohBender27: There we go
 AnbuADRV: There it is
 TehAmelie: there we are
 azidbern95: ah there they are!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: There we go!
  Juliamon: That was.... fun
Woogachaka: just a bunch of notification sounds so far
Woogachaka: oh
 Sorator13: there we go 
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: We have music
 BorealMage: @letfireraindown That's still a heck of a long time
  mowdownjoe: I only hear sub noises
 MAPBoardgames:   
  mowdownjoe: NM
 DEATHlikescats: Yay fixed!
ZealousCrow: Oh GOOD it's still happening
adambomb625: There we go
 RechargeableFrenchman: "Technical Difficulties"
kusinohki: meows
 xantos69: Hey LRR team!
 tod_vom_himmel: well it hates you too
 TehAmelie: hay James
kusinohki: just in time for the music to cut in
 TheWriterAleph: hi james 
 PharaohBender27: #BlameOBS
 shurtal: was there a Windows update?
 Ivalenz_: 
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 AnbuADRV: #BlameJames
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 Kramburger: How dare you, my mother was an OBS
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 RechargeableFrenchman: [Insert "Gardening With Greg" Shirt Here]
 WellFedGames: Woot
 RechargeableFrenchman: Sup James
 serramarkov: Hi James!
 TehAmelie: wait, the channel is old?  D:
 miniMacGuru: We hear all the twitch notification sounds.
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 AllTheWeasels: 
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 TehAmelie: *bones turn to dust*
 PharaohBender27: We sure arte
 PharaohBender27: *are
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We did
 BorealMage: OBS 
 shurtal: yeah we hear them
 RechargeableFrenchman: The quite loud for us notifications
 Pteraspidomorphi: I hear subscription noises
 Sorator13: we definitely are hearing them
ZealousCrow: Yes and they're kind of loud
  Juliamon: They are a bit loud for us
 tehfewl: a bit loud
 lirazel64: They are loud
 Sorator13: they are a *smidge* loud
 cmdrzellgaudis: They’re kinda loud on our end
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 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/LovelyUgliestPorpoiseTF2John--9PPCB-XsuKhnqAC
 RechargeableFrenchman: Nothing worth doing is ever easy James
  Juliamon: That's even louder
 Mazrae: Dododoo-do
 cmdrzellgaudis: Perfect
 lirazel64: 100
 PharaohBender27: 100 Testing
 shurtal: I just got a piece of mail from my medical provider......they're paying ME? I don't understand....
 TheWriterAleph: we all just did!
 SajuukSjet: what's the icons along the right hand side? is that... intentional?
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 WellFedGames: Sub noise
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Woogachaka: Testing testing!
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 lirazel64: That's better.
 gualdhar: wow that's lots of people on the side
 Sethalidos: we're on to your scam James 
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 RechargeableFrenchman: @SajuukSjet pretty sure it's friends icons in game
  Juliamon: I notice there are two Serges
 arkham1981: lol doody
 circusofkirkus: it's a little bit more Roblox
 SajuukSjet: rechargeablefrenchman: that's..... such an odd way to do it with the Unlock/Open cut off up top
 Sorator13: you did not hide yourself, btw
 circusofkirkus: 
 PharaohBender27: @Juliamon Could one of them be Snerge in disguise?
 Sorator13: there you go
 RechargeableFrenchman: It's the best Battlefield game released in years, mostly because it borrows a few mechanics from SQUAD and the maps are way larger
 TheWriterAleph: "quick"
 KeytarCat: Battlefield 4 is their intentional touchstone
 ButButTheJesus: almost a MAG!
 gualdhar: 254
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's so many players
 BorealMage: Whoof
 Diabore: playing with serge and ian?
 TehAmelie: they know their limitations
 CaptainSpam: Pfft.  They couldn't do the full 128v128.  Instant refund. 
 gualdhar: so weird they couldn't fit two more
 RechargeableFrenchman: And it was made by like four people in northern Europe
 KeytarCat: @TheWriterAleph Quicker than finding 253 other players on the forum 👀
 TheWriterAleph: @KeytarCat quick to start, not to finish 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 KeytarCat: Aaah, that one
 TehAmelie: six is a perfect number, why not go six
 Woogachaka: It would be hilarious to recruit the 127 size team
 Tangsm: You have to start using the other hand, and that's a lot of work.
 PharaohBender27:  works on a Base 6 counting system
 Pteraspidomorphi: Yeah!
 xantos69: The old PUBG days when we could play with you are still some of my most fond LRR memories.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Woogachaka You have said this and I predict someone will attempt it in the discord
 Pteraspidomorphi: The OG "One More"
 PharaohBender27: 
 TheWriterAleph: tos
  mowdownjoe: IAN NO
 gualdhar: nipple on stream,?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is that the same thinkpad from LRRMans?
 tod_vom_himmel: i dont have battlebit so ill have to make do with TABG
  Sarah_Serinde: Such dedication
 Sethalidos: Instructions unclear, am in Ahbu Dhabi
 RechargeableFrenchman: There's no friendly fire so don't worry, everyone can heal and revive but Medics do it much better, both are very powerful
 Fanklok: A Star Wars Battlefront 2 (the good one) with a public LRR server could make for a neat CTS
 Woogachaka: They have really different feels, honestly recommend just jumping in
 Diabore: end with the big boy game
 ButButTheJesus: yaaaasssss
 Scy_Anide: Oh god server browser how I miss you.
 Woogachaka: The game dynamically spools up and down servers depending on online playercounts
 Woogachaka: oh this map, be ready to look up
   Anubis169: Flag the Capture?
 LPS_97: It'll tell you the objective
 midnightcurryjazz: its battlefield
 Woogachaka: oh, still true
 PharaohBender27: @Woogachaka But gamers don't look up! 
 KeytarCat: Roofs or choppers?
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 Woogachaka: @PharaohBender27 The true fear
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Basic_Human_Decency: tap loadout first
 TehAmelie: no disruptive behavior? that's just making team chaos illegal
 Woogachaka: it should bring the whole party in
 Scy_Anide: If it's like Counterstrike Source or 1.6 you would have to join individually.
   Anubis169: so this is Elope from Tarkov
 KeytarCat: That's great!
Basic_Human_Decency: what thing you last click is what you bring to game
 Woogachaka: You may need to kick folks out of your current squad, or start a new squad, to let folks join you
 Robot_Bones: Warning! Incoming Game! Warning! Incoming Game!
 PharaohBender27: 
 RealGamerCow: and...
 Tangsm: Look at that chiseled jawline.
 Woogachaka: What a superb name there wheeler
   Anubis169: dat FoV though
Boon_33: are those VDV shirts? are we russian?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wheeler's deadpan is exactly what I want during this kind of game (unironically absolutely
 Diabore: james theres an objective
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
 PharaohBender27: Welp
swaggytaco: 
 KeytarCat: There's a compass!  I love a game with a compass!
 TehAmelie: but you can't turn on always run?
 Scy_Anide: Limited stamina is for squares...wait.
 Woogachaka: effective range on most firearms is way longer than you may be used to
  Sarah_Serinde: Hi Jade 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Jade is MVP
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   Anubis169: woof!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Most Valuable Pupper
 Diabore: why do you spawn 10 hours away
 RechargeableFrenchman: You can spawn in the Safe Zone or on other squad members
 TehAmelie: apparently we are in the article free "safe zone"
codatski subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 62 months!
 codatski: Hey LRR! Hey chat!
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   Anubis169: hihi codatski!
 RechargeableFrenchman: You can also spawn on any vehicle that's inside the safe zone, so sometimes people will park right at the edge for closer spawns
   Anubis169: brakka brakka brakka brakka
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We have the ability to aim and vault
kusinohki: the safe zone is for spawning or unspawning luggage.  there is no spawning in a red zone...
 CastleOtranto: So is this like low-res PUBG?
 loufghyslaufey: Why did that sound funnier than I realized!?
 Alas_Babylon: "This game is so quiet" BANG CRASH ZOOM
Basic_Human_Decency: might wanna disable local mic for the stream
 MrQBear: Oh right, they might want to turn off 'open mic' chat
 RechargeableFrenchman: @CastleOtranto More of a hybrid between Battlefield 4 and SQUAD, but very low-res yes
   Anubis169: CastleOtranto: Looks like it, but with Tarkov's weapon config setup
 loufghyslaufey: "I can finally aim now!" addquote  maybe...
 CastleOtranto: Thanks
 loufghyslaufey: I don't know why...
Boon_33: Oh, we are Russian according to the map teams
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @loufghyslaufey I can finally aim now! *immediately dies*
 RechargeableFrenchman: He did kill someone first, so that's nice
Boon_33: let's go LRR VDV!
 PharaohBender27: 
 Woogachaka: The main thing that isn't super intuitive yet is the mag management, but you'll pick it up pretty quickly
 RechargeableFrenchman: There's a "sniper" class
Basic_Human_Decency: takes about 5-10 kills for the first sight unlock
  ritchards: 1000 channel points of them not winning...
Boon_33: 
   Anubis169: we've just got one more kill.. on the squad
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 KeytarCat: oooooh, I'm getting that Battlefield itch...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The game can sense that James is supposed to fall down a hole and die and is attempting to find a substitute
 rivergloom: wow an 8bit LRRumble
 Rhynerd: You can also drag enemy bodies
 RechargeableFrenchman: James: "hold down and accept death"
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 RechargeableFrenchman: Wheeler: "Don't you die on me Wheeler!"
 RechargeableFrenchman: Serge showing his priorities
 Sorator13: oh, I FELT that one
 loufghyslaufey: Wait, you guys practiced?
Basic_Human_Decency: you missed the vector being OP
 LPS_97: Yes
 Woogachaka: Yes
 RechargeableFrenchman: In case Serge sees this, there's an EXP bar under the compass at the bottom
 Woogachaka: This is just a 32v32 kinda thing
 RechargeableFrenchman: Levelups happen immediately
 LPS_97: You can't reclaim a bomb if it exploded
 Rhynerd: Yes. You defend stations, the enemy rigs the points to explode.
 BrowneePoints: Is it procedural capture like Battlefront?
 Alas_Babylon: The fact that it says "Defend new objectives at points" implies you aren't ever attacking atm
 RechargeableFrenchman: EXP bar under compass as well Serge
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 Rhynerd: The invite was sent to the P.O. Box
 KeytarCat: get you a better sight!
 TehAmelie: all the Tarkov skills don't translate huh?
 KeytarCat: actually, I like this sight
 CaptainSpam: R
 Alas_Babylon: R
 PharaohBender27: R!
 TehAmelie: hmm these guns don't sound like popcorn but like sewing machines
Basic_Human_Decency: if aiming feels off try setting your zeroing
 Alas_Babylon: ^ 1 ^
 RechargeableFrenchman: Private
 RechargeableFrenchman: lol
 mercano82: Private first class
 Rhynerd: there’s VOIp
El_Funko: I think that's like a consolation prize, it can't be based on your score surely
Talin06: local chat?
 Alas_Babylon: Yeah, it's local chat
 Rhynerd: oh, VOIP can be disabled?
 Alas_Babylon: hey Funkman
 CaptainSpam: This string of random letters and numbers is better than your old string of letters and numbers!  Obviously!
 Woogachaka: in the spawn menu
 LPS_97: Loadout in the spawn menu
 TehAmelie: can a private first class give orders to a loser class private?
 KeytarCat: when yer ded
 tehfewl: @TehAmelie yes
 TehAmelie: military ranks are so weird
 LPS_97: Lower left corner of the screen in spawn menu
 Kuhfeek: I had to turn down VOIP volume in the options
 Kuhfeek: like to 0
 TheMerricat: Hows the game so far chat? Just got here.
 BrowneePoints: "If you don’t like Proximity Chat, you can always go your Main Menu and click Audio. You can then turn off Opt-In Voice Chat or Death Microphone depending on your preference."
 TehAmelie: it seems to be punishing
 LPS_97: Reflex unlocked
 TehAmelie: everyone else has played the game two months longer than our heroes
 LPS_97: That was a nice 180
 JonnyGlitched: weird minecraft mod
 TheMerricat: Char how do you tell who's on your side?
 Easilycrazyhat: That sounds like madness
 CaptainSpam: I mean, they weren't actually kills YET, their teammates could've just revived them, but hey...
 Diabore: map must be absolutely massive at 127
 RaklarLS: oh wow, it really is just battlefield, neat
 LPS_97: The maps are bigger when you play with more people
 TehAmelie: i want to imagine it with a 254 player free for all
 PharaohBender27: I mean, per your stream plan, you won't have to imagine for too long 
 Woogachaka: VOIP is toggleable in the options menu
 Alas_Babylon: Fun fact: TF2 recently released support for 100v100 servers - "support" in obvious airquotes, but you can do it
 JonnyGlitched: I never got a change to participate in the big Unreal Tournament matches, Aus internet was even worse in the noughties
 Rhynerd: @themerricat dots over their heads and a flag on their uniform that matches your side’s
 distrustingspectator: this game seems hard @TheMerricat , and our team are newbies. im entertained though
 asthanius: Getting real “door stuck” vibes from that guy
 tehfewl: please no heated gamer moments
 TehAmelie: go team! apparently
 FarleyF: were they running up that hill though
 PharaohBender27: Oh SNAP
 TheMerricat: @alas_babylon The amusing part is the reason they released that  was because One of the more prominent community server groups had a mod that already gave the ability to handle huge number of players but they refused to share it with anyone, so Valve decided to stop that.
 JonnyGlitched: I think I've worked out the optimal strat for this game: don't get shot
 e_bloc: I hope we don't get worse 
 Alas_Babylon: @TheMerricat lolwoops
 TehAmelie: hey, if we were here to watch people be good at games, we'd only watch Adam's streams
 JonnyGlitched: I can imagine that happening to Serge IRL
 e_bloc: 366 show me the gibs
 HadesLeprechaun: I mean, you would, those things dgaf
 KeytarCat: Honey Badger gon' give it to ya
 Seth_Erickson: bottom of the screen I assume
Talin06: bottem of screen
 JonnyGlitched: His arms go down to his knees
 Seth_Erickson: by the map
 RechargeableFrenchman: Bottom of spawn screen James
 Woogachaka: its in the squad select
 TehAmelie: the ol snifer riple
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Boon_33: that's blockov baby!
El_Funko: Everybody has a sniper rifle? Sounds like Battlefield to me
 Kazman20a: its a mozin
 RechargeableFrenchman: There's bullet drop and manual chambering
 Kramburger: Looks like the tables have Turner'd
 RechargeableFrenchman: And zeroing, which helps a lot
 JonnyGlitched: camping is a legitimate strategy
 YeetTheRich_: long scope turner is what they call him
Boon_33: @Kramburger 
 RechargeableFrenchman: Skill issue
Timagio: The gun is bad and it should feel bad
 e_bloc: only a poor solider blames his tools
 HadesLeprechaun: probably how you were dying before, dying from snipers a mile across the map is a timehonored Battlefield tradition
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 LordZarano: A good workman always blames his tools. That's what they say right?
 RechargeableFrenchman: @HadesLeprechaun but it's even more true in this game where you can get kills from a kilometer away, as opposed to BF where like 300m is a VERY long kill
 TehAmelie: "a poor soldier blames his guns" could be put on every cross in the military graveyard eh
Timagio: The scope buttons are [ and ] to sight the scope
TheAinMAP: https://clips.twitch.tv/PlacidTransparentSnakeKeepo-Hti-7Y2xxd0XD3br
Boon_33: no counter-snipeing, it's illegal 
 ButButTheJesus: @e_bloc @LordZarano I've never understood this. If I was a carpenter, and my saw snapped in half, I wouldn't be like, "man, I don't know what's wrong with me today"
 JonnyGlitched: "Special Military Operation"
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/AffluentApatheticMartenRedCoat-1ojr7e-HFRrPdnhJ
 TheWriterAleph: "metal gear?!"
 e_bloc: @ButButTheJesus I imagine it comes from a time where capitalism didn't incentivize people to make things just as shitty as they can, but I mean that
 e_bloc: *'s a whole other thing
 RechargeableFrenchman: @ButButTheJesus the idea is more in this analogy is more using the saw very poorly and blaming the saw
 Woogachaka: Its a bolt action, so every other "shot" is working the bolt
 JonnyGlitched: why dos it have a mag if it's 1 shot? shouldn't it be bolt action?
 ButButTheJesus: ah
El_Funko: You have to click again to cycle the bolt, it's a bit weird
Boon_33: the enemy appears to have snipers too.
 KeytarCat: reloaded nstead of rechambering?
  Juliamon: goodbye terrain bits
 RechargeableFrenchman: @JonnyGlitched it is bolt, their cycling it
 TehAmelie: James turns into Rocket Raccoon, the comic book version who uses the comedy catchphrase "blam! murdered you!"
 Genasi_Gaming: can you crouch in this game
 BrowneePoints: you got bandaged THROUGH the floor
 JonnyGlitched: ahh
Despoiler98: where did that come from!??!?
 JonnyGlitched: bada
 mercano82: Oh, so it it looks like your team has a limited number of respawns, so it behooves you to wait for a res if you can
 RechargeableFrenchman: Eventually you unlock bolts that let you cycle without descoping, and then even later it will auto-cycle
 e_bloc: can't  believe they cheesed him like that
 Serivus: Gouda makes me irrationally angry, because it is not a valid word in Wordle
Despoiler98:     promotion!
 PharaohBender27: @Serivus WHAT
 LordZarano: Do you have any upgrades for this gun?
Boon_33: you've been promoted, congratulations!
 TehAmelie: i like the word gouda  but there are many tastier cheeses
 Serivus: @PharaohBender27 this was when I first started Wordle, and it's STILL not a valid word
 RechargeableFrenchman: @Serivus @PharaohBender27 yeah that's shome horseshit, I'm now also angry
 Alas_Babylon: "Get on the frikkin' point, you moron!"
 JonnyGlitched: One of my ancestors was the Mayor of Gouda
 RechargeableFrenchman: PTFO
Xed_Regulus: This is the longest James has stayed alive tonight. He is getting better!
 Pteraspidomorphi: 
Despoiler98: @Xed_Regulus spoke too soon
 CaptainSpam: So your team is losing one "ticket" every time you die...
 loufghyslaufey: @Xed_Regulus But all the raids he does in Tarkov happen in daylight...
 KeytarCat: Bullet drop
 RechargeableFrenchman: There is pretty severe bullet drop, and also weapon zeroing
 Seth_Erickson: 
 TheWriterAleph: Jesus Saves
 Alas_Babylon: Not "MLGsus?"
 kumatsu: Jesus saves and takes half damage
 RechargeableFrenchman: Getting used to and playing around both is pretty important for good snipes
adambomb625: How much is this game?
 KeytarCat: Oh, attackers have tickets!
 KeytarCat: @adambomb625 $15 or so
BlackIsis: this map looks tiny compared to the ones I usually play on
 LordZarano: 167 Norwegian Kroner
 CaptainSpam: Yeah, I'm guessing attackers only have X lives to do this with, and then they fail?
 KeytarCat: $15US, Early Access
 DigitalSeahorse: this somewhat like totally accurate battle grounds
 Woogachaka: The vector is a laser, just an absurd weapon
 KeytarCat: Vectors are uncannily accurate
 RechargeableFrenchman: Vector gaming, the true Battlebit experience
BlackIsis: yeah, the vektor just seems broken
 KeytarCat: I mean that irl
 RechargeableFrenchman: Support is also the "builder" class
 DigitalSeahorse: mmmmm havarti melted on light rye, worth the lactaid
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Said "War Crime Enthusiast"
 PharaohBender27: Dang
 RechargeableFrenchman: Everyone can build stuff but has to take time actually building it, Support "instantly" builds anything they place
 Seth_Erickson: music is nice
 YeetTheRich_: !chat
  LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
 KeytarCat: !chat
  LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
 Larkonus: Huh, the feedback panel there is nice.
 KeytarCat: @YeetTheRich_ 
 YeetTheRich_: ayy
 Woogachaka: oh this one is dense, and on 127v127 its an absolute madhouse
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 KeytarCat: @Woogachaka wait, it's the same size maps??
 CaptainSpam: So, do we know how to plant the bomb, or are we just hoping that comes naturally?
DaxStrife: War were declared.
Boon_33: @DaxStrife 
 shurtal: but i just wanted my 10 cent discount on ham flavored gum
 Woogachaka: hold p
 CaptainSpam: Not reviving people, then?
 Woogachaka: @KeytarCat kinda, they carve out smaller chunks of the full map depending on player count size
 Seth_Erickson: got em
 Dog_of_Myth: Almost got both
swaggytaco: lmao
 DeM0nFiRe: lol if you got all 3 that would have been hilarious
 LordZarano: BattleBit Remastered is CA$21, €14.79, NOK167, £12.79, ¥2100, NZ$25, AU$23, US$14.99
 KeytarCat: You didn't help them either!
 CaptainSpam: James, you're kinda not helping anyone else out when their prompts come up... 
 Mattmitchell45: You did leave Blue on the ground without reviving earlier
 TheMerricat: NGL chat this game looks awesome to me.
 Dog_of_Myth: James found the enemy team. 
 KeytarCat: There were two
 TheMerricat: You walked over someone twice ignoring them James. 
 Seth_Erickson: Looks like a well made game that'd be fun to learn
 Pteraspidomorphi: You were standing on a couple of them for a minute or two
 CaptainSpam: It keeps saying to press 3 to revive people. LuL
 Dog_of_Myth: For a small team, this game is pretty good
aThirdOfKansas: @TheMerricat ive been playing it with friends for the last month and its been a ton of fun
 mercano82: You ran past two downed allies on the stairs
Talin06: get a support to give you ammo
 Seth_Erickson: Can you pick up enemies fallen weapons
 KeytarCat: Find a support friendo.  If you don't have a support friendo, be a support friendo
 loufghyslaufey:    it's beginning to look a lot like Tarkov...
 Woogachaka: if totally out of ammo, 3 main options: 1. die 2. call in a supply box (hold middle mouse) 3. ask for a nearby support fren to drop an ammo box
 circusofkirkus: brutal
 KeytarCat: I think James denied that medic
 Woogachaka: if you're not all in the same party, but just join on the same game, it'll shuffle you around between matches
BlackIsis: You can turn it off.
adambomb625: Ian is clearly evil
 hatboozeparty: "again"?
 Seth_Erickson: Are we sure Hell isn't War?
 KeytarCat: Can you change the color of the notifications?
 Alas_Babylon: Well, by means of the transitive property...
 Fanklok: Can't bleed out with no blood
Talin06: bandages do not heal they just stop bleed dot
aThirdOfKansas: @Talin06 bandages do heal in a recent update
nez_cr: bandages heal lkike 25-30 hp
 matthaus_c: ooh, voxels
Talin06: ok
nez_cr: per use
 Seth_Erickson: We're picking up team
 Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
 matthaus_c: did you just narrowly avoid getting hit by a missile
 KeytarCat: Ooh, you have to combine mags!
Boon_33: how the war going son?
 pn55: Rude!
 matthaus_c: invisible walls have real military consequences
 DeM0nFiRe: Wow in this game's future, the US is down to only 5 states based on the flag
 Seth_Erickson: Which five states do we think survived?
 matthaus_c: Florida
 matthaus_c: nothing can kill Florida
aThirdOfKansas: kansas and the surrounding four 
kusinohki: state of confusion
 DeM0nFiRe: Flordia sunk in the ocean by now for sure
 RechargeableFrenchman: @matthaus_c despite Florida's best efforts
 Seth_Erickson: I'm thinking Texas actually wouldn't survive
 matthaus_c: Texas is too big to survive
Rootpotato: based on all teh guns, texas is still around
  Juliamon: Texas def seceded
 matthaus_c: based on all the guns, Texas has shot itself in the foot
 Seth_Erickson: At the very least Texas isn't among the 5 yeah
 ZombieHendrix: nice throw
aThirdOfKansas: yeah serge, the flashlights dont do much unless its a night map
 hatboozeparty: pog a raise
 Seth_Erickson: I think maybe Montana or Utah survives because there's little there to want and it's really hard to engage mountainous terrain
 KeytarCat: Do you always start with base gear, or are earned upgrades retained?
 RechargeableFrenchman: @Seth_Erickson probably something like Montana, Idaho, Wyoming, Utah, and Colorad
  Juliamon: Montana, Utah, the Dakotas maybe?
TheAinMAP: 
 matthaus_c: I reckon the Dakotas might have fallen upon each other
  Juliamon: or the Dakotas combined
 Seth_Erickson: Do the Dakotas count as surviving if no one is there
 RechargeableFrenchman: Mountainous or just big open spaces, not a lot going on, fairly arid, and NORAD
aThirdOfKansas: @KeytarCat you keep all your upgrades. you level your account up to unlock new guns and get kills to get new attachments
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 rasterscan: I'm late to the stream, but it seems like people are playing this more like Call of Duty than Battlefield style?
 Alas_Babylon: California and Texas would have both seceded, a lot of the Northwest would probably become its own single state
 rasterscan: Or is that just how new players do it?
 Alas_Babylon: In fact Nevada/Oregon/Washington might join California
Rootpotato: @rasterscan these games play different?
 NotCainNorAbel: paint no rules on the watertower
 Alas_Babylon: In this scenario we're crafting for ourselves
 PharaohBender27: Or - hear me out here - the U.S. as we know it has collapsed, and these are the five holdout states who have irredentist dreams of restoring the country to its former "glory"
 matthaus_c: if Fallout is anything to go by, California is a real menace
 rasterscan: @Rootpotato Battlefield has more emphasis on squads and teamwork, in theory
 PharaohBender27: @Alas_Babylon You've clearly never asked a native-born Oregonian what they think about Californians, have you? 
Rootpotato: @rasterscan i think when playing with randoms, all teamwork goes out the window
 Alas_Babylon: Nope, but I doubt it would matter if Idaho gets into a fit
 NotCainNorAbel: @PharaohBender27 I wish there were enough natives to keep the vote close
 matthaus_c: Las Vegas becomes a sovereign plutocracy
 matthaus_c: so nothing really different
 Alas_Babylon: kabewm
 underhill33: sure
 Mattmitchell45: idk, contemporary Vegas leadership would devour itself
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Diabore: nice tickets
 KeytarCat: Can you throw a nade far enough to anti-tower?
 Woogachaka: you can shred teh building out  from under them with enough c4/rpgs
 PharaohBender27: Ooof
 Woogachaka: if you're feeling spicy
 KeytarCat: @Woogachaka right!  I forgot about destruction!
 mercano82: Mawp!
El_Funko: promoted for bravery, while running away
 KeytarCat: rpg, yay!
  Juliamon: "I'm Butt"
 Mazrae: @el_funko I thought it was surviving to kill again
aThirdOfKansas: aw james, you died to "im butt"
 Dog_of_Myth: Great username
El_Funko: it said you had a new scope for the m4
 MrQBear: @aThirdOfKansas not nearly as popular as I M weasel
 korvys: You have a new medium scope
Boon_33: you have unlocked: GREEN
El_Funko: and maybe canted ironsights  Ithink
 Woogachaka: is Ian still in your party?
Boon_33: teambalance may have boinkered their team?
 Woogachaka: Sadly the only places that you can tinker with guns are matches and the shooting range. The latter doesn't preserve those changes either
 HadesLeprechaun: 139m
 kirbytronic: I definitely though James was just playing Tarkov on crossing the streams for a moment xD
 PharaohBender27: James 
 Woogachaka: I've got a 1096m kill on my SG69 
 RechargeableFrenchman: I think my longest kill is like 800-something with an SV-98, was very pleased with that one
 YeetTheRich_:  
 RechargeableFrenchman: I've hit out past 1000m in the Training but not in a match yet
TwitchTVsFrank: Easy game
 NotCainNorAbel:   
 RechargeableFrenchman: ggez
 Saintnex: We win!
 HadesLeprechaun: we take those
 Alas_Babylon: ez game ez life
 iarethel0ser:  
TheAinMAP: 
 matthaus_c: unearned victories are my bread and butter
 Pteraspidomorphi: Exquisit performance
 Pteraspidomorphi: *te
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Boon_33: team AMERICA
 KeytarCat: I wish it weren't US v RU :,(
 e_bloc: da ba dee
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/RelievedHedonisticPigBudStar-TEiXRy0jmIthVCFv
 Woogachaka: You can scroll while ADS-ing to swap sights
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/GenerousInnocentTofuPupper-CyGNlZ0vfetfpz3E
Boon_33: @KeytarCat yeah it makes no sense
 RechargeableFrenchman: I think press Middle Mouse while aiming
 matthaus_c: for sledging
 matthaus_c: and hammering
 TheWriterAleph: james SMASH
 RechargeableFrenchman: to switch sights
El_Funko: scroll mousewheel up?
 BrowneePoints: Cuz you like Peter Gabriel Duh
El_Funko: I think
 RechargeableFrenchman: Scroll maybe?
 RechargeableFrenchman: There's a little icon while you're aiming
 Woogachaka: Oh shoot, I think Nelly just bandaged me
Boon_33: good cardio Ian
 Alas_Babylon: "Tell my dog... woof"
 Mazrae: Unless it's a small dog then its yipp
 PharaohBender27: 
 Ravynn: Rip Crane
 matthaus_c: damn this rips
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 Dandinstorm12: sup
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 LordZarano: "Tell my dog... *butt sniff*"
 Dandinstorm12: James "Get outta here" Turner
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/GiantGracefulEggnogMikeHogu-C73T1P615XQo8SJz
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/FriendlyManlyHyenaResidentSleeper-ZyxbveKk6StXfIbI
 Dandinstorm12: that'll larn ya
 quatoria: if yr nice AND smart, you drag the body out of the line of fire first
 KeytarCat: First step is to check the area, so you don't make another victim
 matthaus_c: I could stand to take some shots
 Dandinstorm12: Betrayed by Serge
 KeytarCat: Can you heal while dragging?
 matthaus_c: hoo.. rah...
 Woogachaka: It is!
 Dandinstorm12: Mods?
  Juliamon: What do you want?
 matthaus_c: tfw you also see Juliamon in the enemy team
 dumbo3k:   
 Dandinstorm12: wow
 tod_vom_himmel: we want bans
  Juliamon: lmao I wish
 Dandinstorm12: good shot
  Juliamon: I can't play FPS
Rootpotato: what do youu mean joke serge
 Mattmitchell45: Bans and cookies, pls
 PharaohBender27: 
  Juliamon: They really wanted the D
 Dandinstorm12: needed it in fact
 matthaus_c: now they're just gonna sit on D
 Dandinstorm12: thanks serge
 Dandinstorm12: good shots James!
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 Dandinstorm12:    
 matthaus_c: retire champion
 Ballistic_Meatball: wait, can you bleed someone else's blood?
 Dandinstorm12: yes
 Dandinstorm12: eventually
 ReachW: @Ballistic_Meatball Serge can.
Angreed66: cowards live
 teddywhosabear: solid round
 LordZarano: I guess you ARE technically professional BatteBit players
 teddywhosabear: or life, whatever
 Dandinstorm12: James catching strays
 matthaus_c: your D goes up 
 teddywhosabear: by the strictest definition you are professional battlebit players, yes
 Dandinstorm12: from everywhere
 Dandinstorm12: also management
El_Funko: downed is not dead, Serge
El_Funko: if you get revived you're good
 YeetTheRich_: what are we going to see james?
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offbeatwitch: hmm
 Dandinstorm12: fair
 TriChronos: Looks like it uses the typical "red spot around the reticle points to where incoming damage is coming from" thing
offbeatwitch: dont think you win the long range battle with a sniper
 MrGibberish: Hello friends!
 JadedCynic: and the sniper can see you even better 
 Dandinstorm12: there's a few of them there lol
 JadedCynic: hey, it took 3 of them...5 of them to take you out
 serramarkov: Serge, it's not nice to use sick grenades- surely healthy grenades will do more damage...
 NotCainNorAbel: nice
 underhill33: sick!
 KeytarCat: Double!
 MrGibberish: !players
 Alas_Babylon: She spawn on my D until I...
 Dandinstorm12: uh
 matthaus_c: I think most genetic material spawns at the D
 matthaus_c: at least 50/50
 Dandinstorm12: uh wat
 ReachW: C is the means of production, I hear.
DaxStrife: Seize deez nutz of production.
 Dandinstorm12: paul
 matthaus_c: 
 YeetTheRich_: !paullove
  LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
 KeytarCat: Does james have a scanner, four walls, and an air drop?
 Alas_Babylon: Paul Deadman
 Dandinstorm12: 
 PharaohBender27: Paul is a dead man miss him miss him
 matthaus_c: there is no tooth fairy, there is no santa claus, and there is no Paul of LRR
 Dandinstorm12: this is one hell of a PUBG mod
Boon_33: much like real bullets
 saucemaster5000: @matthaus_c then who was that guy who came down my chimney
 CastleOtranto: @PharaohBender27 I get this reference because of MST3K
 matthaus_c: @saucemaster5000 if someone came down your chimney, I'd get on sweeping that
 Dandinstorm12: ask and it shall be given to you
offbeatwitch: the gods have answered
 Dandinstorm12: you tried
 dumbo3k: the gods answered, they just weren't your gods
 JadedCynic: Han Solo, but he had faster reflexes than you (and the stormtroopers had worse reflexes than your enemies)
 Dandinstorm12: oops
 PharaohBender27: @CastleOtranto And in further deep dives, I'm pretty sure I know WHICH MST3k episode you're referring to - or rather, it's one of two Season 8 episodes, can't remember which one for certain
 CastleOtranto: @PharaohBender27 I can't either, but yes, season 8 sounds right.
 Dandinstorm12: "..you're so supreme..."
 matthaus_c: gonna use that grip on the D?
 Dandinstorm12: and he was right
 PharaohBender27: @CastleOtranto I think it was either Prince of Space or . . . whatever the Japanese movie about Neptunians attacking that had the gall to include actual footage of WW2 bombings was titled?
 e_bloc: end of the earth wasn't far
 JadedCynic: a bad plan is better than no plan
 PharaohBender27: 
 pn55: 
 underhill33: 
Cunobelenos:  
 matthaus_c: nice
 Dandinstorm12: 
 nix_gd: I think it means you had 420 tickets left
TheAinMAP:   
 Woogachaka: goodbye frens, I didn't mean to streamsnipe
 nix_gd: you lose points from death, and from not controlling things
 Dandinstorm12: gl hf
 JadedCynic: Hi Jade!
 CaptainSpam: Next Monday is a Glurp stream, neat.
El_Funko: The true way to streamsnipe is to drive at James in a car, honking the horn frantically
 JadedCynic: woo!
El_Funko: But that's only funny once and I already did that
TheAinMAP: https://clips.twitch.tv/ShyKnottyPrariedogBrokeBack-crWFCPU8RvYYWShr
 DeM0nFiRe: whelp trying to play the game and every server I join after 3 min I get disconnected
 JadedCynic: w/b
  RayFK: How is this game?
El_Funko: That's war, Serge
 Woogachaka: just wait until its the 127v127 maps, plenty of helis
El_Funko: @RayFK very classic Battlefield-esque
  RayFK: In like.... a good way? Or is it a game that EVOKES that feeling but is ultimately disappointing?
 Woogachaka: So there's also the ability for squad leader to plant destroyable forward spawn points
El_Funko: I mean it's relatively cheap, and it's great for what it is
El_Funko: it's a good execution of large scale battlefield style multiplayer
 arkham1981: I still really miss battlefield heroes
 pn55: 
El_Funko: BF Bad Company 2 was probably my favourite
Boon_33: maybe if you had to excape some sort of wartorn city
El_Funko: although playing music from the vehicles in Vietnam was pretty great too
 pn55: I sense a degree of sarcasm
  RayFK: BFBC2 was great, I was not a good teammate though
El_Funko: the other good thing about this game is it runs great on pretty much all PCs
 merciary: BFBC2 was my favorite of those games because they gave the medic a LMG and I became the master of life and death, lol
 rasterscan: How could you say that to Jade?!
7gorobei: jade has thoughts on the game
  Juliamon: don't you just hate it when your dog backseats
 TheWriterAleph: shh shh shh ahh ahh ahh
 Anaerin: No, James, Unreal is more sci-fi, with translocators...
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/SeductiveUglyMallardHoneyBadger-gOIPztnwrv6SBI0A
 LordZarano: !advice
  LRRbot: Don't sit on the pain box.
 Anaerin: Tactical Goose?
 PharaohBender27:   ?
 JadedCynic: oh!  Thank you james 
 TheWriterAleph: get to da ooga-choppah
 matthaus_c: in their back face
 saucemaster5000: voldemort teacher
 Anaerin: Wo-oah, Content ID Strike...
 YeetTheRich_: didn't y'all play fortnite like last month
 KeytarCat: Roblox deserves it
 TheWriterAleph: uwu
 JadedCynic: get the vod muted
 JadedCynic: "Get...off...my...roof!" *punt*
 RockPusher: Serge as Ms Mona is interesting casting, but I'll take it 
 e_bloc: Vahalla is Applebees in this situation
 JadedCynic: ♫drag me home, my allies, to the place where I can spawn♫
 PharaohBender27: "I'm going to make you HIGHLife62!"
 matthaus_c: what did you think was going to happen 
TheAinMAP: 
 SquareDotCube: they do say "point towards enemy"
 NotCainNorAbel: you got to do the thing
TheAinMAP: https://clips.twitch.tv/RamshackleObedientWombatPartyTime-BYpClVZpDhOrMeNG
 Mazrae: Narf
Ularl_Platypus: HES IN THE BUSH
  RayFK: I'LL TIME OUT NARCS
 matthaus_c: they don't call us snitch chat for no reason
  RayFK: NO NARCS IN CHAT
 Woogachaka: Engineer
 Woogachaka: Engineer does
Angreed66: what are we narcing?
 matthaus_c: @Angreed66 nice try, not telling!
 PharaohBender27: @Angreed66 Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
voslan: You killed Bilbo!
 holidayMD: Remember your training!
 PharaohBender27: :triangle:
 rasterscan: James, you literally jumped in front of your teammate's fire.
Ularl_Platypus: @voslan I don't remember this chapter of "The Hobbit"
voslan: If you want a calmer game, swap to 64v64 games
voslan: @Ularl_Platypus It was in a Chapter of "Pippin Finds a Gun"
 matthaus_c: oh hey, good job James, you got B
 PharaohBender27: "Us"?
 PharaohBender27: 
voslan: Wow, that was stupid close
 SquareDotCube: everyone was very focused on C
 Woogachaka: night v da
voslan: It's Day Night
MercurialVox: Day/Night or Random
 iarethel0ser: Map day/night, looks like.
voslan: Vote for Night, it is LIT!
voslan: via night googles
 tehfewl: Epcot is a banger
El_Funko: yeah there's choppers and stuff too
 niccus: night science is fucked up
 matthaus_c: I can't do science before 9 pm
 korvys: No, just normal helicopters, James
El_Funko: they spawned in them
voslan: Did you press F to enter the vehicle?
 tehfewl: you fly in one helicopter you have flown in them all
 Tiber727: My helicopter is full of seals!
 matthaus_c: get to za choppa nao
AutonomousTurtle: This helicopter is going to explode in roughly 6 seconds.
 Woogachaka: No parachutes!
 Woogachaka: careful!
Talin06: fast rop
Ularl_Platypus: this Helicopter is taking a rocket to the face.....
 korvys: Your pilot today is Steve Handjobs, lol
 tehfewl: *insert Flight of the Valkyrie here*
Talin06: rope*
 JadedCynic: HAHAHAHAHA no - this is the ARMY son, not the chair force! 
 JadedCynic: *plays fortunate son*
7gorobei: begin surf music
Boon_33: getting the full VDV experience if you get downed before encountering the enemy...
 JadedCynic: rappelling ropes
 empyreon: heli go BRRRRRRRRRR
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh, love that sound
 KeytarCat: Throw a grenade!
 matthaus_c: kaboom
 KeytarCat: Uh
AutonomousTurtle: seems about right
 TheWriterAleph: 
 Mr_Horrible: perfect timing
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 empyreon: 10/10 landing
 tehfewl: 5 Stars
 JadedCynic: yep, this is just like BF and COD transport
 ReachW: amazing
Ularl_Platypus: that... took longer than I was expecting
 matthaus_c: promoted for luck
  ritchards: any landing you can walk away from...
 rasterscan: Did he just leave behind a dying teammate?
  RayFK: Yes
  RayFK: yes he did
 JadedCynic: "any landing you can walk away from is acceptable...any landing you can TAKE OFF again from is good"
 matthaus_c: he left some teenager screaming for their life
 underhill33: he's done that a lot tonight
Timagio: b o t e
 JadedCynic: here come the tankx
 tod_vom_himmel: this game worth the 21 bucks?
Timagio: Oh yeah, you can organize the score screen by squad instead of just everyone
voslan: @tod_vom_himmel Absolutely
 matthaus_c: "yeah, if you've got friends" 
Timagio: James the kinda guy to just let someone bleed out
Timagio: For shame
 tod_vom_himmel: i dont have friends OR 21$ sooooo
Ularl_Platypus: can we get a number of people James has ran past that he could have rezed?
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 JadedCynic: I mean, forget leaving teammates to bleed out, James is the sort that'll FF
 matthaus_c: @Ularl_Platypus at least 6
 JadedCynic: Serge: "I know what I did wrong, this time"
voslan: Yes Wheeler, but you can only do it once.
 JadedCynic: well, briefly yes, Wheeler
 JadedCynic: I doubt a 'battleship' is in otherwise the main guns barraging the battlefield would turn large chunks of map into craters - maybe a destroyer with *just* 5" guns...twice the size of tank guns
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 matthaus_c: cool jet ski
 JadedCynic: that got beached 
 NightValien28: good driving there chum
 ReachW: Only if you're good, Wheller.
 ReachW: Wheeler*
 PharaohBender27: Sandski!
 JadedCynic: oh wait this is a river...
 JadedCynic: 
  Juliamon: 
graal_smith: This doesn't look like a Jackbox game
 underhill33: serge "we have food at home" yager
 matthaus_c: Serge "One Black Coffee" Yager
 Mr_Horrible: Yarrrr we be goin' to kill people at C
 iarethel0ser: We have reached mcdonalds, apparently.
graal_smith: Serge "none of these are my middle name" Yager
TheAinMAP: I guess you can drive now.
graal_smith: James "You are bleeding" Turner
voslan: Looks terrible? The game is Indie and Playable, that's all it needs tbh.
graal_smith: Looking at the "recommended Channels"  Cam wanted NO part of being on the front lines.  He wants to tell armies where to go.
 Lysander_salamander: I didn't know there were other maps
 e_bloc: the chaos is the cohesion
 Mr_Horrible: *pushes glasses up my nose* "Uh, actually James, that's how a *REAL* horse would control"
graal_smith: "What do you even do?"  Die in a meat grinder
valys24: Ah yes, the battlefield problem
 JadedCynic: need more organization
 JadedCynic: probably serge
voslan: You infact can
7gorobei: going this big is part of what killed bf2
 PharaohBender27: Yeah, like actual commanders and whatnot 
graal_smith: @voslan Man, I hated the infact mechanic.
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 PharaohBender27: 
 Mr_Horrible: lmao
 tehfewl: its not Whopper Wednesday
 JadedCynic: BK always gives me heartburn...
graal_smith: Someone's sniping the medics
  Juliamon: killed by a casual bheesecurger
 tehfewl: "Casual Bheesed Churger enjoyer" what a great name
graal_smith: Maybe it's Maybelline
 iris_of_ether: https://clips.twitch.tv/TriumphantHealthyCoffeeRedCoat-J1WmNG5eU91D3FRA
graal_smith: WW1 simulater
TheAinMAP: Dropped a bunker?  Aren't those underground to begin with?
voslan: @graal_smith No that's Verdun/Tannenberg/Isonzo they are a different and fun series.
 Mr_Horrible: sticking with the black turtleneck was a bold choice
graal_smith: Remember, the primary weapon of the tank is... the Machine Gun.
 CaptainSpam: WOOF
 BITs19_: now I want popcorn
 PharaohBender27: I mean, you ever been hit by a tank,  ? They hit HARD
graal_smith: Jade is unhappy
 iris_of_ether: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 tehfewl: dogcrimes
 iris_of_ether: https://clips.twitch.tv/LivelyEntertainingCookieTF2John-yAu4wlZuE6yo9QZF
 RockPusher:  
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 RockPusher: Jade says git gud
 iarethel0ser: 
graal_smith: You could use a more... Lethal Weapon
 e_bloc: get busy battlebitting or get busy dying
frank_the_great: It's a good day to die hard
graal_smith: People consider James... Expendable(s)
goombalax: inferior to fortnite confirmed
 JadedCynic: ♫see me, feel me, touch me, heal me...♫
graal_smith: @JadedCynic Numb me, drill me, floss me, bill me...
TheAinMAP: Can hovercraft count as boats on land?
 CaptainSpam: Can't take a boat on land?  Clearly inferior to early pre-patch Cities: Skylines.
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 Nicarrow: hi all
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 JadedCynic: I mean, each time James has run past a teammate bleeding out, that player remembers it...
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 e_bloc: long long map
 Seth_Erickson: what hit you
goombalax: naval warfare is hardly ever fair
 matthaus_c: something to be said about places designed for cars and not people
 e_bloc: I'm glad someone went on that journey with me
 JadedCynic: get vehicles and shoot back - get a tank and fire your 155mm gun and turn that landing craft into a smoking ruin
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 Seth_Erickson: James is running hot 👀
 CaptainSpam: RAMPAGE
voslan: ULTRAKILL!
Addictiveme: james being a menace
 matthaus_c: hot damn
 underhill33: holy shit james
 matthaus_c: he can't be stopped
 iarethel0ser: He is beginning to believe.
 Seth_Erickson: He's in the zone
 matthaus_c: he can be stopped
voslan: He was justed stopped
 Seth_Erickson: 8 kills running
  Juliamon: RICHTER
 iris_of_ether: 
 RealGamerCow: Richter!
 JadedCynic: but then who was phone?!?
 Ballistic_Meatball: Ian was falling with style?
Addictiveme: is battlebit free?
 PharaohBender27: 
 niccus: please don't ghost ride a helicopter
 JadedCynic: For [BLEEP] sake, Richter!
voslan: Wait, is Ian finally living out his Ricter power fantasies?
 Mr_Horrible: ADS, Aim Down Sights
 Mr_Horrible: presumably what that person is talking about
 JadedCynic: @voslan considering Richter only occasionally flies his helicopter, probably
 RockPusher: Spinny-bit up!
 CaptainSpam: I do appreciate the occasional helicopter just spinning around out of control from time to time.
 Kramburger: Migbumbles
goombalax: chickie numgies
frank_the_great: Goes to McDonalds, buys a single black coffee
 empyreon: 
Addictiveme: 
 Pywodwagon: road quest 2 preview
voslan: Fuckin RIP!
 NightValien28: wow
TheAinMAP:  
 Mr_Horrible: "They've got hamberber" *explodes*
 JadedCynic: take a jeep...see enemy TANK, stop and try to get out instead of zip past...
  ritchards: !clip
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voslan: With RPG's
 JadedCynic: yes, because 5.56mm rounds will totally go through 4th gen tanks that have been designed to be invulnerable to personal weapons for a hundred years
  Juliamon: A+ username
 iris_of_ether: https://clips.twitch.tv/HelplessPatientSandwichFunRun-BKbkyX0s6dILm2Lm
goombalax: you'll regret it
 JadedCynic: James got the 'Willem Dafoe Platoon' pose
 iris_of_ether: Yeah that's a great name
 CaptainSpam: McMumble.
 matthaus_c: the regret is part of the McD's experience
 MAPBoardgames: This game is basically proves that good graphics do not make games good.
  RomanGoro: @JadedCynic Well, if you fire them fast enough.....
 FarleyF: McLoading McReady McRun
voslan: @JadedCynic At first i thought you were Fudd Loreing something, didn't read the sarcasm till the end.
 tehfewl: Hey chat, are you a dip your fries in the milkshake person, or do you hate fun?
 matthaus_c: if those are the two options good god do I hate fun
 NightValien28: I hate fun
  Juliamon: Never had a fast food milkshake
 YeetTheRich_: fun is the worst
voslan: Hating Fun seems to be the key today
 NightValien28: fries are to be salty and crispy not soggy
 tehfewl: none of you are living
  Juliamon: I do dip fries in chowder though
  RomanGoro: I'm a "I never ate again in McDonalds after I saw someone do that" kind of person
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 JadedCynic: if I go for food, I'm hitting a local mom & pop place that does a fantastic simple lasagna (with cheesy garlic bread  )
 PharaohBender27: In retrospect, I may have been AFK and misunderstood what prompted the !clip command, but I will still offer this: https://clips.twitch.tv/SeductiveUglyMallardHoneyBadger-gOIPztnwrv6SBI0A
 PharaohBender27: DANG IT
El_Funko: acoggers
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 Lordofironstorm: yo
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voslan: They are not
 PharaohBender27: I meant to offer THIS: https://clips.twitch.tv/CrackyMuddyEggnogCoolStoryBro-PRAKhWV4NquT_oiK
voslan: ACOG's have way to much bounce
 Lordofironstorm: All Cogs Are Gastards
El_Funko: big acogchamp
 SoldieroFortune: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:37:25.
 Mr_Horrible: ACOG? Can't that sacrifice an artifact for +2/+2?
voslan: @Mr_Horrible If that's the case, i think i can finally make a food deck work....
 Mr_Horrible: @voslan An Atog eating a pie but feeling like it shouldn't work
 Woogachaka: sorry, I do that normally, find it helps to get people to res me
 Woogachaka: my apologies!
drizztnailo: how confused by battlebit will i be without playing battlefield lol
  ritchards: James is now 11 !
voslan: This area will have more traps then a Dungeon at Level 3
 NotCainNorAbel: is the floor not there but the power block are?
voslan: I feel like i must point out the War Crimes of a fighting near what is clearly a NUCLEAR REACTOR!
 SkylerRingtail: @voslan *Gestures to present-day Russia* Seems historically accurate
 emberBecky: still learning to clip.. looks like this worked though, woo https://clips.twitch.tv/HappySpeedyGarlicSoBayed-VhNub4ZWVpstMNak
 JadedCynic: crews are a thing
 Mazrae: Get Rictor into a chopper
 e_bloc: 
 Fanklok: Is it type casting to assume Ian is always the driver?
raaabr: So how good is thisgame?
 JadedCynic: @Mazrae Richter rarely actually flies the chopper anyway
 PharaohBender27: @emberBecky Not bad, honestly! 
 MAPBoardgames: I like the way this game does magazines
 Diabore: combine mags with pee?
 dumbo3k: You have to combine mags with Pee?!
 brainbosh: No Tarkov lol
 Dandinstorm12: bold
 NightValien28: advanced jarate
 emberBecky: @PharaohBender27 Thank you!  I try to go a teeny bit long just in case heh
Addictiveme: pee mags 
raaabr: Seems like a lot of running around
voslan: The SCAR is a good gun
 JadedCynic: @raaabr welcome to the army, soldier!
  Sarah_Serinde: @emberBecky Going a little long is great! We get a significant number of clips that cut off the end of the moment/joke (or the start)
 DEATHlikescats: This gives me big star wars battlefront vibes, minus the bad AI
  Sarah_Serinde: It also gives the editor more room to edit
 Dandinstorm12: sniper serge
 loufghyslaufey: Cross- 
 MAPBoardgames: Get in the C!
 loufghyslaufey: -or Snerge.
 Dandinstorm12: harsh
 Dandinstorm12: ahem
 Raincoast_Bear: Is this an 8bit mod for Tarkov?
  Juliamon: This is a standalone game
 emberBecky: @Sarah_Serinde heh yeah I don't trust the chop to end up right where i put it. And yeah, for possible highlight purposes I'm not asking others to trust my editing skills. XD
  Sarah_Serinde: @emberBecky Haha well it's less about trusting other people's editing skills and more about having the flexibility to edit things in ways that flow together well (also someone making different editorial choices doesn't necessarily mean yours were bad  )
voslan: Yeah serge, there is not glass in this game
 PharaohBender27: @emberBecky I was initially going to say "Maybe give it another half-second at the end, to be safe?" but then felt I'd be lecturing 
 Serivus: I debate between that and "brevity/wit"
 loufghyslaufey:  tis looking a little bit lot like Tarkov...     
 PharaohBender27: @PharaohBender27 Not to mention that even after having made many clips, I sometimes fail to follow that advice
 Dandinstorm12: classic james mistake
 JadedCynic: skylining oneself
 Diabore: then stop dying james
 JadedCynic: nelly is tank commander
 Lordofironstorm: So is this Voxel Battlefield?
 Dandinstorm12: rip james
 Dandinstorm12: jimmy jams
 KeytarCat: Fattus Dabbus
 emberBecky: @PharaohBender27 heheh no I get it.. I probably would've put more time but I wanted to cut off before sudden gunfire ;D
raaabr: WAR. IS. HELL
raaabr: And all that
  ritchards: Remember how at the start of the stream you kept dying... ah, the memories...
 PharaohBender27: @emberBecky Yeah, I get that. I sometimes cut the end of my clips a little shorter than I'd want to because sometime immediately starts talking or something
 Dandinstorm12: rip
 NotCainNorAbel: 500 - that was fun
  Sarah_Serinde: @PharaohBender27 I think in those cases it's probably still better to make it a little longer and include the talking/noise, because the editor can cut that out. Whereas they can't add more length to a clip if it cuts off abruptly
  ritchards: !time
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 matthaus_c: James killed 70% of a teenager every minute
 iarethel0ser: 0 friendlies shot and killed.  Good job!
 Woogachaka: It used to be that you got way way too many points as medic
 Diabore: you should get more points as medic to incentivize
 YeetTheRich_: love me some stats
El_Funko: yeah it used to be that everyone was medic
 Woogachaka: It used to be worth some 5 kills worth of points for one res+ full heal
 KeytarCat: BRezOP
 YeetTheRich_: like overwatch used to give you bonus XP for queueing as support
 emberBecky: @Sarah_Serinde yah I agree. seems like something that can be fixed with better editing tools that twitch gives us
 emberBecky: than*
 xantos69: 50 Bits!
 e_bloc: 100 100 100 1 1 1
 KeytarCat: @Woogachaka How much does that give you now?
 Woogachaka: @KeytarCat Good question! I honestly haven't been keeping track
 Woogachaka: I'm rank 90 at this point so I just don't really track it
 KeytarCat: fair enough 
 PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde Fair. At times I feel like I'm balancing between the needs of the highlight editors and those of viewers who are just watching the clip on Twitch. But given how often clips I've made show up in reels, I suspect I've been doing it right more often than I've been doing it wrong 
 KWardJenx: Thanks so much for the stream.
El_Funko: October baybeeeeee
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
 RockPusher:   
 Woogachaka: Have a lovely evening everyone!
TheAinMAP: !next
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 emberBecky: 
 Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
 KeytarCat: Seeing your cut of a clip show up in the highlight reel is a nice feeling
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 emberBecky: @PharaohBender27 yeah I was thinking of the clip viewer when cutting off the gunfire, so definitely agree there. It's tricky with quick speech though, I bet.
 PharaohBender27: @emberBecky It is. But it's definitely a "practice makes . . . maybe not perfect but at least better" thing
  Sarah_Serinde: RockPusher   
 RockPusher:   
  Sarah_Serinde: It's not Friday, you threw me off 
 emberBecky: @PharaohBender27 yeah editing in general interests me but I never picked up the technical skills for it. This seems like a fun way to practice. 
 RockPusher: A special circumstances day off will mess with schedules 
  Sarah_Serinde: Haha well hopefully it's a good day off
 RockPusher: It's turned out pretty well so far 
  Sarah_Serinde: Nice
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