Juliamon: I enjoy a peach green tea myself
TehAmelie: ah, i could send her this package. probably wouldn't save anyone any money though
TehAmelie: and it is honestly probably stale
Juliamon: yeah, not much point in intl tea if it's not fresh
Juliamon: (or at least, fresh to start, for Mail Time reasons)
TehAmelie: maybe i should make bread or something with it
TehAmelie: two thin shelves full of teas i have almost never touched
TehAmelie: cleanse the cupboard and just stick with a box of dull earl grey like a reasonable non-tea enthusiast
xantos69: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: BattleBit Remastered) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (10m from now).
TehAmelie: well, safe to say, teatime is over
ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: the friends you made along the way
PharaohBender27: lrrSIG !
MAPBoardgames: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
airylan: !box lrrSIG
TemporallyAwry: !early
Sethalidos: !badadvice
LRRbot: Go right.
WhirlwindAbyss subscribed at Tier 3. They've subscribed for 11 months!
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Thefluffiestguineapig: !findquote right
LRRbot: Quote #6241: "You're right, Beej. It's your mouth, and it's yours." —Graham [2019-07-27]
Earthenone: what kind of game is this?
Fruan: Stream starting early?! Unheard of!
TehAmelie: good jorb with the beacons, chat. i for one did not get a stream launch
Juliamon: Earthenone I think it's an FPS unfortunately
Earthenone: ohh darn :(
WhirlwindAbyss: Storm count 11 for my 11th month, seams fitting
Mazrae: Early stream??? Do we picnic??
Earthenone: well have fun people with more evolved inner ears than me :)
control_rig: But a destructible-terrain voxel fps. So explody
TehAmelie: also should we hear sound?
Mazrae: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: BattleBit Remastered) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (1m from now).
Juliamon: It's silent here
LoadingReadyRun: It's suppose to be. There's no in game music
malfunct subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 116 months!
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Fanklok: It's quiet, too quiet
Juliamon: Just making sure.
teddywhosabear: hey bitbattlers
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote silence
LRRbot: Quote #1282: "Dogs and people may love. All other animals breed in stony silence." —Ian [2015-12-16]
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Thefluffiestguineapig: !next
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StoneMeta subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 23 months!
StoneMeta: Y'all are the best
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TehAmelie: the first step is not actually turning it off and on again, it's checking whose machine is misbehaving
lirazel64: What?!? No boop-beeps??
LordZarano: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: BattleBit Remastered) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (0s from now).
bobokiddo: !next
control_rig: No bleeps and/or bloops
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Fanklok: !next
Mazrae: Play the beeps and boops in your head
LordZarano: PrideRise
Brozard: jlrrCooltunes jlrrCooltunes jlrrCooltunes
PharaohBender27: Congratulations, @LordZarano !
CAKHost: Be vewy vewy quiet. We are hunting voxels!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mazrae That's so much friendlier than my normal head sounds
RechargeableFrenchman: Hell yeah Battlebit
letfireraindown subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 58 months, currently on a 32 month streak!
letfireraindown: WOOOOOO
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RechargeableFrenchman: This game is great
Thefluffiestguineapig: LordZarano takes it again!
Woogachaka: Some battling bits eh?
fhorrigan subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 29 months!
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DideRobot: LRR: Tonight on Crossing the Streams James, Cori, Ian, Nelson, Serge, and Wheeler are ready to squad up and do battle with bits! At least, I think that's what BattleBit Remastered is about? I don't know, bring your bits just in case! https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/110930325932459600
Fanklok: !findquote bits
LRRbot: Quote #2785: "I should stop fiddling with my rubber bits." —Ian [2016-06-13]
letfireraindown: 32 months... damn not even 3 full years compared to some of the 10 year people
corianderd: @letfireraindown we still appreciate it
TehAmelie: now i wonder, could could remasted a 1-bit game?
SAJewers: no music?
TehAmelie: *could you
TemporallyAwry: Mic5?
gualdhar: no sound
CaffeinatedLemur subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 114 months!
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Thefluffiestguineapig: No music
Juliamon: It's not about the number of months, it's that you're here now
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Well this is new
PharaohBender27: Is the INTRO supposed to also be silent?
shurtal: a bit....sound kerfuffled
distrustingspectator: glitching.....
azidbern95: Notification sounds, but no Intro sounds
AnbuADRV: No music, but you can hear subs
Sorator13: mic 5?!
PharaohBender27: There we go
AnbuADRV: There it is
TehAmelie: there we are
azidbern95: ah there they are!
Thefluffiestguineapig: There we go!
Juliamon: That was.... fun
Woogachaka: just a bunch of notification sounds so far
Woogachaka: oh
Sorator13: there we go :D
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: We have music
BorealMage: @letfireraindown That's still a heck of a long time
mowdownjoe: I only hear sub noises
MAPBoardgames: lrrSIG duskvHyf lrrSIG
mowdownjoe: NM
DEATHlikescats: Yay fixed!
ZealousCrow: Oh GOOD it's still happening
adambomb625: There we go
RechargeableFrenchman: "Technical Difficulties"
kusinohki: meows
xantos69: Hey LRR team!
tod_vom_himmel: well it hates you too
TehAmelie: hay James
kusinohki: just in time for the music to cut in
TheWriterAleph: hi james :D
PharaohBender27: #BlameOBS
shurtal: was there a Windows update?
Ivalenz_: lrrFINE
FortunaeRota subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 104 months, currently on a 104 month streak!
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AnbuADRV: #BlameJames
Kramburger subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 109 months!
Kramburger: How dare you, my mother was an OBS
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RechargeableFrenchman: [Insert "Gardening With Greg" Shirt Here]
WellFedGames: Woot
RechargeableFrenchman: Sup James
serramarkov: Hi James!
TehAmelie: wait, the channel is old? D:
miniMacGuru: We hear all the twitch notification sounds.
AllTheWeasels subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 40 months, currently on a 40 month streak!
AllTheWeasels: lrrSHINE
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TehAmelie: *bones turn to dust*
PharaohBender27: We sure arte
PharaohBender27: *are
Thefluffiestguineapig: We did
BorealMage: OBS FBtouchdown
shurtal: yeah we hear them
RechargeableFrenchman: The quite loud for us notifications
Pteraspidomorphi: I hear subscription noises
Sorator13: we definitely are hearing them
ZealousCrow: Yes and they're kind of loud
Juliamon: They are a bit loud for us
tehfewl: a bit loud
lirazel64: They are loud
Sorator13: they are a *smidge* loud
cmdrzellgaudis: They’re kinda loud on our end
Dog_of_Myth gifted a Tier 1 sub to obs_! They have given 1286 Gift Subs in the channel!
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RechargeableFrenchman: Nothing worth doing is ever easy James
Juliamon: That's even louder
Mazrae: Dododoo-do
cmdrzellgaudis: Perfect
lirazel64: Cheer100
PharaohBender27: Cheer100 Testing
shurtal: I just got a piece of mail from my medical provider......they're paying ME? I don't understand....
TheWriterAleph: we all just did!
SajuukSjet: what's the icons along the right hand side? is that... intentional?
WellFedGames subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 23 months!
WellFedGames: Sub noise
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AnderKryst: Cheer100 #forscience!
Woogachaka subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 25 months!
Woogachaka: Testing testing!
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Dog_of_Myth: !prime
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lirazel64: That's better.
gualdhar: wow that's lots of people on the side
Sethalidos: we're on to your scam James :P
mazingolfer subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 14 months!
mazingolfer: murder murder convertible
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LordZarano: !endsubs
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RechargeableFrenchman: @SajuukSjet pretty sure it's friends icons in game
Juliamon: I notice there are two Serges
arkham1981: lol doody
circusofkirkus: it's a little bit more Roblox
SajuukSjet: rechargeablefrenchman: that's..... such an odd way to do it with the Unlock/Open cut off up top
Sorator13: you did not hide yourself, btw
circusofkirkus: O.O
PharaohBender27: @Juliamon Could one of them be Snerge in disguise?
Sorator13: there you go
RechargeableFrenchman: It's the best Battlefield game released in years, mostly because it borrows a few mechanics from SQUAD and the maps are way larger
TheWriterAleph: "quick"
KeytarCat: Battlefield 4 is their intentional touchstone
ButButTheJesus: almost a MAG!
gualdhar: 254
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's so many players
BorealMage: Whoof
Diabore: playing with serge and ian?
TehAmelie: they know their limitations
CaptainSpam: Pfft. They couldn't do the full 128v128. Instant refund. Kappa
gualdhar: so weird they couldn't fit two more
RechargeableFrenchman: And it was made by like four people in northern Europe
KeytarCat: @TheWriterAleph Quicker than finding 253 other players on the forum 👀
TheWriterAleph: @KeytarCat quick to start, not to finish :D
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
KeytarCat: Aaah, that one
TehAmelie: six is a perfect number, why not go six
Woogachaka: It would be hilarious to recruit the 127 size team
Tangsm: You have to start using the other hand, and that's a lot of work.
PharaohBender27: lrrJAMES works on a Base 6 counting system
Pteraspidomorphi: Yeah!
xantos69: The old PUBG days when we could play with you are still some of my most fond LRR memories.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Woogachaka You have said this and I predict someone will attempt it in the discord
Pteraspidomorphi: The OG "One More"
PharaohBender27: katesNoted
TheWriterAleph: tos
mowdownjoe: IAN NO
gualdhar: nipple on stream,?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is that the same thinkpad from LRRMans?
tod_vom_himmel: i dont have battlebit so ill have to make do with TABG
Sarah_Serinde: Such dedication
Sethalidos: Instructions unclear, am in Ahbu Dhabi
RechargeableFrenchman: There's no friendly fire so don't worry, everyone can heal and revive but Medics do it much better, both are very powerful
Fanklok: A Star Wars Battlefront 2 (the good one) with a public LRR server could make for a neat CTS
Woogachaka: They have really different feels, honestly recommend just jumping in
Diabore: end with the big boy game
ButButTheJesus: yaaaasssss
Scy_Anide: Oh god server browser how I miss you.
Woogachaka: The game dynamically spools up and down servers depending on online playercounts
Woogachaka: oh this map, be ready to look up
Anubis169: Flag the Capture?
LPS_97: It'll tell you the objective
midnightcurryjazz: its battlefield
Woogachaka: oh, still true
PharaohBender27: @Woogachaka But gamers don't look up! :O
KeytarCat: Roofs or choppers?
CatTreeDreamCar subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 31 months!
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Woogachaka: @PharaohBender27 The true fear
the_walking subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 69 months, currently on a 69 month streak!
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Basic_Human_Decency: tap loadout first
TehAmelie: no disruptive behavior? that's just making team chaos illegal
Woogachaka: it should bring the whole party in
Scy_Anide: If it's like Counterstrike Source or 1.6 you would have to join individually.
Anubis169: so this is Elope from Tarkov
KeytarCat: That's great!
Basic_Human_Decency: what thing you last click is what you bring to game
Woogachaka: You may need to kick folks out of your current squad, or start a new squad, to let folks join you
Robot_Bones: Warning! Incoming Game! Warning! Incoming Game!
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
RealGamerCow: and...
Tangsm: Look at that chiseled jawline.
Woogachaka: What a superb name there wheeler
Anubis169: dat FoV though
Boon_33: are those VDV shirts? are we russian?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wheeler's deadpan is exactly what I want during this kind of game (unironically absolutely
Diabore: james theres an objective
DiscordianTokkan: lol
PharaohBender27: Welp
swaggytaco: LUL
KeytarCat: There's a compass! I love a game with a compass!
TehAmelie: but you can't turn on always run?
Scy_Anide: Limited stamina is for squares...wait.
Woogachaka: effective range on most firearms is way longer than you may be used to
Sarah_Serinde: Hi Jade tqsBORK
Thefluffiestguineapig: Jade is MVP
itira subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 33 months!
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Anubis169: woof!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Most Valuable Pupper
Diabore: why do you spawn 10 hours away
RechargeableFrenchman: You can spawn in the Safe Zone or on other squad members
TehAmelie: apparently we are in the article free "safe zone"
codatski subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 62 months!
codatski: Hey LRR! Hey chat!
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Anubis169: hihi codatski!
RechargeableFrenchman: You can also spawn on any vehicle that's inside the safe zone, so sometimes people will park right at the edge for closer spawns
Anubis169: brakka brakka brakka brakka
Thefluffiestguineapig: We have the ability to aim and vault
kusinohki: the safe zone is for spawning or unspawning luggage. there is no spawning in a red zone...
CastleOtranto: So is this like low-res PUBG?
loufghyslaufey: Why did that sound funnier than I realized!?
Alas_Babylon: "This game is so quiet" BANG CRASH ZOOM
Basic_Human_Decency: might wanna disable local mic for the stream
MrQBear: Oh right, they might want to turn off 'open mic' chat
RechargeableFrenchman: @CastleOtranto More of a hybrid between Battlefield 4 and SQUAD, but very low-res yes
Anubis169: CastleOtranto: Looks like it, but with Tarkov's weapon config setup
loufghyslaufey: "I can finally aim now!" addquote lrrJAMES maybe...
CastleOtranto: Thanks
loufghyslaufey: I don't know why...
Boon_33: Oh, we are Russian according to the map teams
Thefluffiestguineapig: @loufghyslaufey I can finally aim now! *immediately dies*
RechargeableFrenchman: He did kill someone first, so that's nice
Boon_33: let's go LRR VDV!
PharaohBender27: tqsRIP
Woogachaka: The main thing that isn't super intuitive yet is the mag management, but you'll pick it up pretty quickly
RechargeableFrenchman: There's a "sniper" class
Basic_Human_Decency: takes about 5-10 kills for the first sight unlock
ritchards: 1000 channel points of them not winning...
Boon_33: LUL
Anubis169: we've just got one more kill.. on the squad
ladyjessica subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 30 months!
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KeytarCat: oooooh, I'm getting that Battlefield itch...
Thefluffiestguineapig: The game can sense that James is supposed to fall down a hole and die and is attempting to find a substitute
rivergloom: wow an 8bit LRRumble
Rhynerd: You can also drag enemy bodies
RechargeableFrenchman: James: "hold down and accept death"
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TheMrBrazill: +1
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RechargeableFrenchman: Wheeler: "Don't you die on me Wheeler!"
RechargeableFrenchman: Serge showing his priorities
Sorator13: oh, I FELT that one
loufghyslaufey: Wait, you guys practiced?
Basic_Human_Decency: you missed the vector being OP
LPS_97: Yes
Woogachaka: Yes
RechargeableFrenchman: In case Serge sees this, there's an EXP bar under the compass at the bottom
Woogachaka: This is just a 32v32 kinda thing
RechargeableFrenchman: Levelups happen immediately
LPS_97: You can't reclaim a bomb if it exploded
Rhynerd: Yes. You defend stations, the enemy rigs the points to explode.
BrowneePoints: Is it procedural capture like Battlefront?
Alas_Babylon: The fact that it says "Defend new objectives at points" implies you aren't ever attacking atm
RechargeableFrenchman: EXP bar under compass as well Serge
YeetTheRich_ subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 32 months!
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PharaohBender27: lrrGREED
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Rhynerd: The invite was sent to the P.O. Box
KeytarCat: get you a better sight!
TehAmelie: all the Tarkov skills don't translate huh?
KeytarCat: actually, I like this sight
CaptainSpam: R
Alas_Babylon: R
PharaohBender27: R!
TehAmelie: hmm these guns don't sound like popcorn but like sewing machines
Basic_Human_Decency: if aiming feels off try setting your zeroing
Alas_Babylon: ^ 1 ^
RechargeableFrenchman: Private
RechargeableFrenchman: lol
mercano82: Private first class
Rhynerd: there’s VOIp
El_Funko: I think that's like a consolation prize, it can't be based on your score surely
Talin06: local chat?
Alas_Babylon: Yeah, it's local chat
Rhynerd: oh, VOIP can be disabled?
Alas_Babylon: hey Funkman
CaptainSpam: This string of random letters and numbers is better than your old string of letters and numbers! Obviously!
Woogachaka: in the spawn menu
LPS_97: Loadout in the spawn menu
TehAmelie: can a private first class give orders to a loser class private?
KeytarCat: when yer ded
tehfewl: @TehAmelie yes
TehAmelie: military ranks are so weird
LPS_97: Lower left corner of the screen in spawn menu
Kuhfeek: I had to turn down VOIP volume in the options
Kuhfeek: like to 0
TheMerricat: Hows the game so far chat? Just got here.
BrowneePoints: "If you don’t like Proximity Chat, you can always go your Main Menu and click Audio. You can then turn off Opt-In Voice Chat or Death Microphone depending on your preference."
TehAmelie: it seems to be punishing
LPS_97: Reflex unlocked
TehAmelie: everyone else has played the game two months longer than our heroes
LPS_97: That was a nice 180
JonnyGlitched: weird minecraft mod
TheMerricat: Char how do you tell who's on your side?
Easilycrazyhat: That sounds like madness
CaptainSpam: I mean, they weren't actually kills YET, their teammates could've just revived them, but hey...
Diabore: map must be absolutely massive at 127
RaklarLS: oh wow, it really is just battlefield, neat
LPS_97: The maps are bigger when you play with more people
TehAmelie: i want to imagine it with a 254 player free for all
PharaohBender27: I mean, per your stream plan, you won't have to imagine for too long :p
Woogachaka: VOIP is toggleable in the options menu
Alas_Babylon: Fun fact: TF2 recently released support for 100v100 servers - "support" in obvious airquotes, but you can do it
JonnyGlitched: I never got a change to participate in the big Unreal Tournament matches, Aus internet was even worse in the noughties
Rhynerd: @themerricat dots over their heads and a flag on their uniform that matches your side’s
distrustingspectator: this game seems hard @TheMerricat , and our team are newbies. im entertained though
asthanius: Getting real “door stuck” vibes from that guy
tehfewl: please no heated gamer moments
TehAmelie: go team! apparently
FarleyF: were they running up that hill though
PharaohBender27: Oh SNAP
TheMerricat: @alas_babylon The amusing part is the reason they released that was because One of the more prominent community server groups had a mod that already gave the ability to handle huge number of players but they refused to share it with anyone, so Valve decided to stop that.
JonnyGlitched: I think I've worked out the optimal strat for this game: don't get shot
e_bloc: I hope we don't get worse lrrBEEJ
Alas_Babylon: @TheMerricat lolwoops
TehAmelie: hey, if we were here to watch people be good at games, we'd only watch Adam's streams
JonnyGlitched: I can imagine that happening to Serge IRL
e_bloc: Corgo366 show me the gibs
HadesLeprechaun: I mean, you would, those things dgaf
KeytarCat: Honey Badger gon' give it to ya
Seth_Erickson: bottom of the screen I assume
Talin06: bottem of screen
JonnyGlitched: His arms go down to his knees
Seth_Erickson: by the map
RechargeableFrenchman: Bottom of spawn screen James
Woogachaka: its in the squad select
TehAmelie: the ol snifer riple
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
Boon_33: that's blockov baby!
El_Funko: Everybody has a sniper rifle? Sounds like Battlefield to me
Kazman20a: its a mozin
RechargeableFrenchman: There's bullet drop and manual chambering
Kramburger: Looks like the tables have Turner'd
RechargeableFrenchman: And zeroing, which helps a lot
JonnyGlitched: camping is a legitimate strategy
YeetTheRich_: long scope turner is what they call him
Boon_33: @Kramburger LUL
RechargeableFrenchman: Skill issue
Timagio: The gun is bad and it should feel bad
e_bloc: only a poor solider blames his tools
HadesLeprechaun: probably how you were dying before, dying from snipers a mile across the map is a timehonored Battlefield tradition
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LordZarano: A good workman always blames his tools. That's what they say right?
RechargeableFrenchman: @HadesLeprechaun but it's even more true in this game where you can get kills from a kilometer away, as opposed to BF where like 300m is a VERY long kill
TehAmelie: "a poor soldier blames his guns" could be put on every cross in the military graveyard eh
Timagio: The scope buttons are [ and ] to sight the scope
Boon_33: no counter-snipeing, it's illegal :)
ButButTheJesus: @e_bloc @LordZarano I've never understood this. If I was a carpenter, and my saw snapped in half, I wouldn't be like, "man, I don't know what's wrong with me today"
JonnyGlitched: "Special Military Operation"
TheWriterAleph: "metal gear?!"
e_bloc: @ButButTheJesus I imagine it comes from a time where capitalism didn't incentivize people to make things just as shitty as they can, but I mean that
e_bloc: *'s a whole other thing
RechargeableFrenchman: @ButButTheJesus the idea is more in this analogy is more using the saw very poorly and blaming the saw
Woogachaka: Its a bolt action, so every other "shot" is working the bolt
JonnyGlitched: why dos it have a mag if it's 1 shot? shouldn't it be bolt action?
ButButTheJesus: ah
El_Funko: You have to click again to cycle the bolt, it's a bit weird
Boon_33: the enemy appears to have snipers too.
KeytarCat: reloaded nstead of rechambering?
Juliamon: goodbye terrain bits
RechargeableFrenchman: @JonnyGlitched it is bolt, their cycling it
TehAmelie: James turns into Rocket Raccoon, the comic book version who uses the comedy catchphrase "blam! murdered you!"
Genasi_Gaming: can you crouch in this game
BrowneePoints: you got bandaged THROUGH the floor
JonnyGlitched: ahh
Despoiler98: where did that come from!??!?
JonnyGlitched: bada
mercano82: Oh, so it it looks like your team has a limited number of respawns, so it behooves you to wait for a res if you can
RechargeableFrenchman: Eventually you unlock bolts that let you cycle without descoping, and then even later it will auto-cycle
e_bloc: can't believe they cheesed him like that
Serivus: Gouda makes me irrationally angry, because it is not a valid word in Wordle
Despoiler98: gandHYPERS gandHYPERS gandHYPERS gandHYPERS promotion!
PharaohBender27: @Serivus WHAT
LordZarano: Do you have any upgrades for this gun?
Boon_33: you've been promoted, congratulations!
TehAmelie: i like the word gouda but there are many tastier cheeses
Serivus: @PharaohBender27 this was when I first started Wordle, and it's STILL not a valid word
RechargeableFrenchman: @Serivus @PharaohBender27 yeah that's shome horseshit, I'm now also angry
Alas_Babylon: "Get on the frikkin' point, you moron!"
JonnyGlitched: One of my ancestors was the Mayor of Gouda
RechargeableFrenchman: PTFO
Xed_Regulus: This is the longest James has stayed alive tonight. He is getting better!
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
Despoiler98: @Xed_Regulus spoke too soon
CaptainSpam: So your team is losing one "ticket" every time you die...
loufghyslaufey: @Xed_Regulus But all the raids he does in Tarkov happen in daylight...
KeytarCat: Bullet drop
RechargeableFrenchman: There is pretty severe bullet drop, and also weapon zeroing
Seth_Erickson: seabatClap
TheWriterAleph: Jesus Saves
Alas_Babylon: Not "MLGsus?"
kumatsu: Jesus saves and takes half damage
RechargeableFrenchman: Getting used to and playing around both is pretty important for good snipes
adambomb625: How much is this game?
KeytarCat: Oh, attackers have tickets!
KeytarCat: @adambomb625 $15 or so
BlackIsis: this map looks tiny compared to the ones I usually play on
LordZarano: 167 Norwegian Kroner
CaptainSpam: Yeah, I'm guessing attackers only have X lives to do this with, and then they fail?
KeytarCat: $15US, Early Access
DigitalSeahorse: this somewhat like totally accurate battle grounds
Woogachaka: The vector is a laser, just an absurd weapon
KeytarCat: Vectors are uncannily accurate
RechargeableFrenchman: Vector gaming, the true Battlebit experience
BlackIsis: yeah, the vektor just seems broken
KeytarCat: I mean that irl
RechargeableFrenchman: Support is also the "builder" class
DigitalSeahorse: mmmmm havarti melted on light rye, worth the lactaid
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Said "War Crime Enthusiast"
PharaohBender27: Dang
RechargeableFrenchman: Everyone can build stuff but has to take time actually building it, Support "instantly" builds anything they place
Seth_Erickson: music is nice
YeetTheRich_: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
KeytarCat: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
Larkonus: Huh, the feedback panel there is nice.
KeytarCat: @YeetTheRich_ PrideHeyyy
YeetTheRich_: ayy
Woogachaka: oh this one is dense, and on 127v127 its an absolute madhouse
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KeytarCat: @Woogachaka wait, it's the same size maps??
CaptainSpam: So, do we know how to plant the bomb, or are we just hoping that comes naturally?
DaxStrife: War were declared.
Boon_33: @DaxStrife LUL
shurtal: but i just wanted my 10 cent discount on ham flavored gum
Woogachaka: hold p
CaptainSpam: Not reviving people, then?
Woogachaka: @KeytarCat kinda, they carve out smaller chunks of the full map depending on player count size
Seth_Erickson: got em
Dog_of_Myth: Almost got both
swaggytaco: lmao
DeM0nFiRe: lol if you got all 3 that would have been hilarious
LordZarano: BattleBit Remastered is CA$21, €14.79, NOK167, £12.79, ¥2100, NZ$25, AU$23, US$14.99
KeytarCat: You didn't help them either!
CaptainSpam: James, you're kinda not helping anyone else out when their prompts come up... :D
Mattmitchell45: You did leave Blue on the ground without reviving earlier
TheMerricat: NGL chat this game looks awesome to me.
Dog_of_Myth: James found the enemy team. LUL
KeytarCat: There were two
TheMerricat: You walked over someone twice ignoring them James. :D
Seth_Erickson: Looks like a well made game that'd be fun to learn
Pteraspidomorphi: You were standing on a couple of them for a minute or two
CaptainSpam: It keeps saying to press 3 to revive people. LuL
Dog_of_Myth: For a small team, this game is pretty good
aThirdOfKansas: @TheMerricat ive been playing it with friends for the last month and its been a ton of fun
mercano82: You ran past two downed allies on the stairs
Talin06: get a support to give you ammo
Seth_Erickson: Can you pick up enemies fallen weapons
KeytarCat: Find a support friendo. If you don't have a support friendo, be a support friendo
loufghyslaufey: HolidayLog HolidayTree HolidaySanta it's beginning to look a lot like Tarkov...
Woogachaka: if totally out of ammo, 3 main options: 1. die 2. call in a supply box (hold middle mouse) 3. ask for a nearby support fren to drop an ammo box
circusofkirkus: brutal
KeytarCat: I think James denied that medic
Woogachaka: if you're not all in the same party, but just join on the same game, it'll shuffle you around between matches
BlackIsis: You can turn it off.
adambomb625: Ian is clearly evil
hatboozeparty: "again"?
Seth_Erickson: Are we sure Hell isn't War?
KeytarCat: Can you change the color of the notifications?
Alas_Babylon: Well, by means of the transitive property...
Fanklok: Can't bleed out with no blood
Talin06: bandages do not heal they just stop bleed dot
aThirdOfKansas: @Talin06 bandages do heal in a recent update
nez_cr: bandages heal lkike 25-30 hp
matthaus_c: ooh, voxels
Talin06: ok
nez_cr: per use
Seth_Erickson: We're picking up team
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
matthaus_c: did you just narrowly avoid getting hit by a missile
KeytarCat: Ooh, you have to combine mags!
Boon_33: how the war going son?
pn55: Rude!
matthaus_c: invisible walls have real military consequences
DeM0nFiRe: Wow in this game's future, the US is down to only 5 states based on the flag
Seth_Erickson: Which five states do we think survived?
matthaus_c: Florida
matthaus_c: nothing can kill Florida
aThirdOfKansas: kansas and the surrounding four ;)
kusinohki: state of confusion
DeM0nFiRe: Flordia sunk in the ocean by now for sure
RechargeableFrenchman: @matthaus_c despite Florida's best efforts
Seth_Erickson: I'm thinking Texas actually wouldn't survive
matthaus_c: Texas is too big to survive
Rootpotato: based on all teh guns, texas is still around
Juliamon: Texas def seceded
matthaus_c: based on all the guns, Texas has shot itself in the foot
Seth_Erickson: At the very least Texas isn't among the 5 yeah
ZombieHendrix: nice throw
aThirdOfKansas: yeah serge, the flashlights dont do much unless its a night map
hatboozeparty: pog a raise
Seth_Erickson: I think maybe Montana or Utah survives because there's little there to want and it's really hard to engage mountainous terrain
KeytarCat: Do you always start with base gear, or are earned upgrades retained?
RechargeableFrenchman: @Seth_Erickson probably something like Montana, Idaho, Wyoming, Utah, and Colorad
Juliamon: Montana, Utah, the Dakotas maybe?
TheAinMAP: lrrCOW
matthaus_c: I reckon the Dakotas might have fallen upon each other
Juliamon: or the Dakotas combined
Seth_Erickson: Do the Dakotas count as surviving if no one is there
RechargeableFrenchman: Mountainous or just big open spaces, not a lot going on, fairly arid, and NORAD
aThirdOfKansas: @KeytarCat you keep all your upgrades. you level your account up to unlock new guns and get kills to get new attachments
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rasterscan: I'm late to the stream, but it seems like people are playing this more like Call of Duty than Battlefield style?
Alas_Babylon: California and Texas would have both seceded, a lot of the Northwest would probably become its own single state
rasterscan: Or is that just how new players do it?
Alas_Babylon: In fact Nevada/Oregon/Washington might join California
Rootpotato: @rasterscan these games play different?
NotCainNorAbel: paint no rules on the watertower
Alas_Babylon: In this scenario we're crafting for ourselves
PharaohBender27: Or - hear me out here - the U.S. as we know it has collapsed, and these are the five holdout states who have irredentist dreams of restoring the country to its former "glory"
matthaus_c: if Fallout is anything to go by, California is a real menace
rasterscan: @Rootpotato Battlefield has more emphasis on squads and teamwork, in theory
PharaohBender27: @Alas_Babylon You've clearly never asked a native-born Oregonian what they think about Californians, have you? :p
Rootpotato: @rasterscan i think when playing with randoms, all teamwork goes out the window
Alas_Babylon: Nope, but I doubt it would matter if Idaho gets into a fit
NotCainNorAbel: @PharaohBender27 I wish there were enough natives to keep the vote close
matthaus_c: Las Vegas becomes a sovereign plutocracy
matthaus_c: so nothing really different
Alas_Babylon: kabewm
underhill33: sure
Mattmitchell45: idk, contemporary Vegas leadership would devour itself
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
Diabore: nice tickets
KeytarCat: Can you throw a nade far enough to anti-tower?
Woogachaka: you can shred teh building out from under them with enough c4/rpgs
PharaohBender27: Ooof
Woogachaka: if you're feeling spicy
KeytarCat: @Woogachaka right! I forgot about destruction!
mercano82: Mawp!
El_Funko: promoted for bravery, while running away
KeytarCat: rpg, yay!
Juliamon: "I'm Butt"
Mazrae: @el_funko I thought it was surviving to kill again
aThirdOfKansas: aw james, you died to "im butt"
Dog_of_Myth: Great username
El_Funko: it said you had a new scope for the m4
MrQBear: @aThirdOfKansas not nearly as popular as I M weasel
korvys: You have a new medium scope
Boon_33: you have unlocked: GREEN
El_Funko: and maybe canted ironsights Ithink
Woogachaka: is Ian still in your party?
Boon_33: teambalance may have boinkered their team?
Woogachaka: Sadly the only places that you can tinker with guns are matches and the shooting range. The latter doesn't preserve those changes either
HadesLeprechaun: 139m
kirbytronic: I definitely though James was just playing Tarkov on crossing the streams for a moment xD
PharaohBender27: James tqsLOL
Woogachaka: I've got a 1096m kill on my SG69 :)
RechargeableFrenchman: I think my longest kill is like 800-something with an SV-98, was very pleased with that one
YeetTheRich_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
RechargeableFrenchman: I've hit out past 1000m in the Training but not in a match yet
TwitchTVsFrank: Easy game
NotCainNorAbel: seabatClap FBtouchdown seabatClap
RechargeableFrenchman: ggez
Saintnex: We win!
HadesLeprechaun: we take those
Alas_Babylon: ez game ez life
iarethel0ser: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
TheAinMAP: FallWinning
matthaus_c: unearned victories are my bread and butter
Pteraspidomorphi: Exquisit performance
Pteraspidomorphi: *te
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googoltudoris: how come life never hands ME a win on a silver platter? :p
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Boon_33: team AMERICA
KeytarCat: I wish it weren't US v RU :,(
e_bloc: da ba dee
Woogachaka: You can scroll while ADS-ing to swap sights
Boon_33: @KeytarCat yeah it makes no sense
RechargeableFrenchman: I think press Middle Mouse while aiming
matthaus_c: for sledging
matthaus_c: and hammering
TheWriterAleph: james SMASH
RechargeableFrenchman: to switch sights
El_Funko: scroll mousewheel up?
BrowneePoints: Cuz you like Peter Gabriel Duh
El_Funko: I think
RechargeableFrenchman: Scroll maybe?
RechargeableFrenchman: There's a little icon while you're aiming
Woogachaka: Oh shoot, I think Nelly just bandaged me
Boon_33: good cardio Ian
Alas_Babylon: "Tell my dog... woof"
Mazrae: Unless it's a small dog then its yipp
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
Ravynn: Rip Crane
matthaus_c: damn this rips
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Dandinstorm12: sup
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LordZarano: "Tell my dog... *butt sniff*"
Dandinstorm12: James "Get outta here" Turner
Dandinstorm12: that'll larn ya
quatoria: if yr nice AND smart, you drag the body out of the line of fire first
KeytarCat: First step is to check the area, so you don't make another victim
matthaus_c: I could stand to take some shots
Dandinstorm12: Betrayed by Serge
KeytarCat: Can you heal while dragging?
matthaus_c: hoo.. rah...
Woogachaka: It is!
Dandinstorm12: Mods?
Juliamon: What do you want?
matthaus_c: tfw you also see Juliamon in the enemy team
dumbo3k: sergeModLove colleenModlove sergeModLove
Dandinstorm12: wow
tod_vom_himmel: we want bans
Juliamon: lmao I wish
Dandinstorm12: good shot
Juliamon: I can't play FPS
Rootpotato: what do youu mean joke serge
Mattmitchell45: Bans and cookies, pls
PharaohBender27: ModLove
Juliamon: They really wanted the D
Dandinstorm12: needed it in fact
matthaus_c: now they're just gonna sit on D
Dandinstorm12: thanks serge
Dandinstorm12: good shots James!
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ElektroTal: jfc 80 months
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Dandinstorm12: lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrSHINE
matthaus_c: retire champion
Ballistic_Meatball: wait, can you bleed someone else's blood?
Dandinstorm12: yes
Dandinstorm12: eventually
ReachW: @Ballistic_Meatball Serge can.
Angreed66: cowards live
teddywhosabear: solid round
LordZarano: I guess you ARE technically professional BatteBit players
teddywhosabear: or life, whatever
Dandinstorm12: James catching strays
matthaus_c: your D goes up lrrBEEJ
teddywhosabear: by the strictest definition you are professional battlebit players, yes
Dandinstorm12: from everywhere
Dandinstorm12: also management
El_Funko: downed is not dead, Serge
El_Funko: if you get revived you're good
YeetTheRich_: what are we going to see james?
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offbeatwitch: hmm
Dandinstorm12: fair
TriChronos: Looks like it uses the typical "red spot around the reticle points to where incoming damage is coming from" thing
offbeatwitch: dont think you win the long range battle with a sniper
MrGibberish: Hello friends!
JadedCynic: and the sniper can see you even better :D
Dandinstorm12: there's a few of them there lol
JadedCynic: hey, it took 3 of them...5 of them to take you out
serramarkov: Serge, it's not nice to use sick grenades- surely healthy grenades will do more damage...
NotCainNorAbel: nice
underhill33: sick!
KeytarCat: Double!
MrGibberish: !players
Alas_Babylon: She spawn on my D until I...
Dandinstorm12: uh
matthaus_c: I think most genetic material spawns at the D
matthaus_c: at least 50/50
Dandinstorm12: uh wat
ReachW: C is the means of production, I hear.
DaxStrife: Seize deez nutz of production.
Dandinstorm12: paul
matthaus_c: lrrPAUL
YeetTheRich_: !paullove
LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
KeytarCat: Does james have a scanner, four walls, and an air drop?
Alas_Babylon: Paul Deadman
Dandinstorm12: lrrPAUL
PharaohBender27: Paul is a dead man miss him miss him
matthaus_c: there is no tooth fairy, there is no santa claus, and there is no Paul of LRR
Dandinstorm12: this is one hell of a PUBG mod
Boon_33: much like real bullets
saucemaster5000: @matthaus_c then who was that guy who came down my chimney
CastleOtranto: @PharaohBender27 I get this reference because of MST3K
matthaus_c: @saucemaster5000 if someone came down your chimney, I'd get on sweeping that
Dandinstorm12: ask and it shall be given to you
offbeatwitch: the gods have answered
Dandinstorm12: you tried
dumbo3k: the gods answered, they just weren't your gods
JadedCynic: Han Solo, but he had faster reflexes than you (and the stormtroopers had worse reflexes than your enemies)
Dandinstorm12: oops
PharaohBender27: @CastleOtranto And in further deep dives, I'm pretty sure I know WHICH MST3k episode you're referring to - or rather, it's one of two Season 8 episodes, can't remember which one for certain
CastleOtranto: @PharaohBender27 I can't either, but yes, season 8 sounds right.
Dandinstorm12: "..you're so supreme..."
matthaus_c: gonna use that grip on the D?
Dandinstorm12: and he was right
PharaohBender27: @CastleOtranto I think it was either Prince of Space or . . . whatever the Japanese movie about Neptunians attacking that had the gall to include actual footage of WW2 bombings was titled?
e_bloc: end of the earth wasn't far
JadedCynic: a bad plan is better than no plan
PharaohBender27: lrrHORN
pn55: seabatClap
underhill33: FBtouchdown
Cunobelenos: sergeGG sergeGG
matthaus_c: nice
Dandinstorm12: lrrGOAT
nix_gd: I think it means you had 420 tickets left
TheAinMAP: 2020Celebrate FallWinning 2020Celebrate
Woogachaka: goodbye frens, I didn't mean to streamsnipe
nix_gd: you lose points from death, and from not controlling things
Dandinstorm12: gl hf
JadedCynic: Hi Jade!
CaptainSpam: Next Monday is a Glurp stream, neat.
El_Funko: The true way to streamsnipe is to drive at James in a car, honking the horn frantically
JadedCynic: woo!
El_Funko: But that's only funny once and I already did that
DeM0nFiRe: whelp trying to play the game and every server I join after 3 min I get disconnected
JadedCynic: w/b
RayFK: How is this game?
El_Funko: That's war, Serge
Woogachaka: just wait until its the 127v127 maps, plenty of helis
El_Funko: @RayFK very classic Battlefield-esque
RayFK: In like.... a good way? Or is it a game that EVOKES that feeling but is ultimately disappointing?
Woogachaka: So there's also the ability for squad leader to plant destroyable forward spawn points
El_Funko: I mean it's relatively cheap, and it's great for what it is
El_Funko: it's a good execution of large scale battlefield style multiplayer
arkham1981: I still really miss battlefield heroes
pn55: HypeLUL
El_Funko: BF Bad Company 2 was probably my favourite
Boon_33: maybe if you had to excape some sort of wartorn city
El_Funko: although playing music from the vehicles in Vietnam was pretty great too
pn55: I sense a degree of sarcasm
RayFK: BFBC2 was great, I was not a good teammate though
El_Funko: the other good thing about this game is it runs great on pretty much all PCs
merciary: BFBC2 was my favorite of those games because they gave the medic a LMG and I became the master of life and death, lol
rasterscan: How could you say that to Jade?!
7gorobei: jade has thoughts on the game
Juliamon: don't you just hate it when your dog backseats
TheWriterAleph: shh shh shh ahh ahh ahh
Anaerin: No, James, Unreal is more sci-fi, with translocators...
LordZarano: !advice
LRRbot: Don't sit on the pain box.
Anaerin: Tactical Goose?
PharaohBender27: HahaGoose tqsKnife ?
JadedCynic: oh! Thank you james <3
TheWriterAleph: get to da ooga-choppah
matthaus_c: in their back face
saucemaster5000: voldemort teacher
Anaerin: Wo-oah, Content ID Strike...
YeetTheRich_: didn't y'all play fortnite like last month
KeytarCat: Roblox deserves it
TheWriterAleph: uwu
JadedCynic: get the vod muted
JadedCynic: "Get...off...my...roof!" *punt*
RockPusher: Serge as Ms Mona is interesting casting, but I'll take it :D
e_bloc: Vahalla is Applebees in this situation
JadedCynic: ♫drag me home, my allies, to the place where I can spawn♫
PharaohBender27: "I'm going to make you HIGHLife62!"
matthaus_c: what did you think was going to happen benginLul
TheAinMAP: jlrrFacepalm
SquareDotCube: they do say "point towards enemy"
NotCainNorAbel: you got to do the thing
Mazrae: Narf
Ularl_Platypus: HES IN THE BUSH
matthaus_c: they don't call us snitch chat for no reason
Woogachaka: Engineer
Woogachaka: Engineer does
Angreed66: what are we narcing?
matthaus_c: @Angreed66 nice try, not telling!
PharaohBender27: @Angreed66 Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
voslan: You killed Bilbo!
holidayMD: Remember your training!
PharaohBender27: :triangle:
rasterscan: James, you literally jumped in front of your teammate's fire.
Ularl_Platypus: @voslan I don't remember this chapter of "The Hobbit"
voslan: If you want a calmer game, swap to 64v64 games
voslan: @Ularl_Platypus It was in a Chapter of "Pippin Finds a Gun"
matthaus_c: oh hey, good job James, you got B
PharaohBender27: "Us"?
PharaohBender27: NotLikeThis
voslan: Wow, that was stupid close
SquareDotCube: everyone was very focused on C
Woogachaka: night v da
voslan: It's Day Night
MercurialVox: Day/Night or Random
iarethel0ser: Map day/night, looks like.
voslan: Vote for Night, it is LIT!
voslan: via night googles
tehfewl: Epcot is a banger
El_Funko: yeah there's choppers and stuff too
niccus: night science is fucked up
matthaus_c: I can't do science before 9 pm
korvys: No, just normal helicopters, James
El_Funko: they spawned in them
voslan: Did you press F to enter the vehicle?
tehfewl: you fly in one helicopter you have flown in them all
Tiber727: My helicopter is full of seals!
matthaus_c: get to za choppa nao
AutonomousTurtle: This helicopter is going to explode in roughly 6 seconds.
Woogachaka: No parachutes!
Woogachaka: careful!
Talin06: fast rop
Ularl_Platypus: this Helicopter is taking a rocket to the face.....
korvys: Your pilot today is Steve Handjobs, lol
tehfewl: *insert Flight of the Valkyrie here*
Talin06: rope*
JadedCynic: HAHAHAHAHA no - this is the ARMY son, not the chair force! :D
JadedCynic: *plays fortunate son*
7gorobei: begin surf music
Boon_33: getting the full VDV experience if you get downed before encountering the enemy...
JadedCynic: rappelling ropes
empyreon: heli go BRRRRRRRRRR
Dog_of_Myth: Oh, love that sound
KeytarCat: Throw a grenade!
matthaus_c: kaboom
KeytarCat: Uh
AutonomousTurtle: seems about right
TheWriterAleph: LUL
Mr_Horrible: perfect timing
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
empyreon: 10/10 landing
tehfewl: 5 Stars
JadedCynic: yep, this is just like BF and COD transport
ReachW: amazing
Ularl_Platypus: that... took longer than I was expecting
matthaus_c: promoted for luck
ritchards: any landing you can walk away from...
rasterscan: Did he just leave behind a dying teammate?
RayFK: Yes
RayFK: yes he did
JadedCynic: "any landing you can walk away from is acceptable...any landing you can TAKE OFF again from is good"
matthaus_c: he left some teenager screaming for their life
underhill33: he's done that a lot tonight
Timagio: b o t e
JadedCynic: here come the tankx
tod_vom_himmel: this game worth the 21 bucks?
Timagio: Oh yeah, you can organize the score screen by squad instead of just everyone
voslan: @tod_vom_himmel Absolutely
matthaus_c: "yeah, if you've got friends" :(
Timagio: James the kinda guy to just let someone bleed out
Timagio: For shame
tod_vom_himmel: i dont have friends OR 21$ sooooo
Ularl_Platypus: can we get a number of people James has ran past that he could have rezed?
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JadedCynic: I mean, forget leaving teammates to bleed out, James is the sort that'll FF
matthaus_c: @Ularl_Platypus at least 6
JadedCynic: Serge: "I know what I did wrong, this time"
voslan: Yes Wheeler, but you can only do it once.
JadedCynic: well, briefly yes, Wheeler
JadedCynic: I doubt a 'battleship' is in otherwise the main guns barraging the battlefield would turn large chunks of map into craters - maybe a destroyer with *just* 5" guns...twice the size of tank guns
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matthaus_c: cool jet ski
JadedCynic: that got beached :)
NightValien28: good driving there chum
ReachW: Only if you're good, Wheller.
ReachW: Wheeler*
PharaohBender27: Sandski!
JadedCynic: oh wait this is a river...
JadedCynic: LUL
Juliamon: LUL
graal_smith: This doesn't look like a Jackbox game
underhill33: serge "we have food at home" yager
matthaus_c: Serge "One Black Coffee" Yager
Mr_Horrible: Yarrrr we be goin' to kill people at C
iarethel0ser: We have reached mcdonalds, apparently.
graal_smith: Serge "none of these are my middle name" Yager
TheAinMAP: I guess you can drive now.
graal_smith: James "You are bleeding" Turner
voslan: Looks terrible? The game is Indie and Playable, that's all it needs tbh.
graal_smith: Looking at the "recommended Channels" Cam wanted NO part of being on the front lines. He wants to tell armies where to go.
Lysander_salamander: I didn't know there were other maps
e_bloc: the chaos is the cohesion
Mr_Horrible: *pushes glasses up my nose* "Uh, actually James, that's how a *REAL* horse would control"
graal_smith: "What do you even do?" Die in a meat grinder
valys24: Ah yes, the battlefield problem
JadedCynic: need more organization
JadedCynic: probably serge
voslan: You infact can
7gorobei: going this big is part of what killed bf2
PharaohBender27: Yeah, like actual commanders and whatnot :p
graal_smith: @voslan Man, I hated the infact mechanic.
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PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
Mr_Horrible: lmao
tehfewl: its not Whopper Wednesday
JadedCynic: BK always gives me heartburn...
graal_smith: Someone's sniping the medics
Juliamon: killed by a casual bheesecurger
tehfewl: "Casual Bheesed Churger enjoyer" what a great name
graal_smith: Maybe it's Maybelline
graal_smith: WW1 simulater
TheAinMAP: Dropped a bunker? Aren't those underground to begin with?
voslan: @graal_smith No that's Verdun/Tannenberg/Isonzo they are a different and fun series.
Mr_Horrible: sticking with the black turtleneck was a bold choice
graal_smith: Remember, the primary weapon of the tank is... the Machine Gun.
CaptainSpam: WOOF
BITs19_: now I want popcorn
PharaohBender27: I mean, you ever been hit by a tank, lrrSERGE ? They hit HARD
graal_smith: Jade is unhappy
iris_of_ether: benginBark
PharaohBender27: tqsBORK
tehfewl: dogcrimes
RockPusher: tqsBORK mattlrBork2
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RockPusher: Jade says git gud
iarethel0ser: mattlrBork2
graal_smith: You could use a more... Lethal Weapon
e_bloc: get busy battlebitting or get busy dying
frank_the_great: It's a good day to die hard
graal_smith: People consider James... Expendable(s)
goombalax: inferior to fortnite confirmed
JadedCynic: ♫see me, feel me, touch me, heal me...♫
graal_smith: @JadedCynic Numb me, drill me, floss me, bill me...
TheAinMAP: Can hovercraft count as boats on land?
CaptainSpam: Can't take a boat on land? Clearly inferior to early pre-patch Cities: Skylines.
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JadedCynic: I mean, each time James has run past a teammate bleeding out, that player remembers it...
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e_bloc: long long map
Seth_Erickson: what hit you
goombalax: naval warfare is hardly ever fair
matthaus_c: something to be said about places designed for cars and not people
e_bloc: I'm glad someone went on that journey with me
JadedCynic: get vehicles and shoot back - get a tank and fire your 155mm gun and turn that landing craft into a smoking ruin
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Seth_Erickson: James is running hot 👀
CaptainSpam: RAMPAGE
voslan: ULTRAKILL!
Addictiveme: james being a menace
matthaus_c: hot damn
underhill33: holy shit james
matthaus_c: he can't be stopped
iarethel0ser: He is beginning to believe.
Seth_Erickson: He's in the zone
matthaus_c: he can be stopped
voslan: He was justed stopped
Seth_Erickson: 8 kills running
Juliamon: RICHTER
iris_of_ether: :D
RealGamerCow: Richter!
JadedCynic: but then who was phone?!?
Ballistic_Meatball: Ian was falling with style?
Addictiveme: is battlebit free?
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
niccus: please don't ghost ride a helicopter
JadedCynic: For [BLEEP] sake, Richter!
voslan: Wait, is Ian finally living out his Ricter power fantasies?
Mr_Horrible: ADS, Aim Down Sights
Mr_Horrible: presumably what that person is talking about
JadedCynic: @voslan considering Richter only occasionally flies his helicopter, probably
RockPusher: Spinny-bit up!
CaptainSpam: I do appreciate the occasional helicopter just spinning around out of control from time to time.
Kramburger: Migbumbles
goombalax: chickie numgies
frank_the_great: Goes to McDonalds, buys a single black coffee
empyreon: LUL
Addictiveme: gingersnapWHEEZE
Pywodwagon: road quest 2 preview
voslan: Fuckin RIP!
NightValien28: wow
TheAinMAP: guyjudgeSteer lrrCOW
Mr_Horrible: "They've got hamberber" *explodes*
JadedCynic: take a jeep...see enemy TANK, stop and try to get out instead of zip past...
ritchards: !clip
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voslan: With RPG's
JadedCynic: yes, because 5.56mm rounds will totally go through 4th gen tanks that have been designed to be invulnerable to personal weapons for a hundred years
Juliamon: A+ username
goombalax: you'll regret it
JadedCynic: James got the 'Willem Dafoe Platoon' pose
iris_of_ether: Yeah that's a great name
CaptainSpam: McMumble.
matthaus_c: the regret is part of the McD's experience
MAPBoardgames: This game is basically proves that good graphics do not make games good.
RomanGoro: @JadedCynic Well, if you fire them fast enough.....
FarleyF: McLoading McReady McRun
voslan: @JadedCynic At first i thought you were Fudd Loreing something, didn't read the sarcasm till the end.
tehfewl: Hey chat, are you a dip your fries in the milkshake person, or do you hate fun?
matthaus_c: if those are the two options good god do I hate fun
NightValien28: I hate fun
Juliamon: Never had a fast food milkshake
YeetTheRich_: fun is the worst
voslan: Hating Fun seems to be the key today
NightValien28: fries are to be salty and crispy not soggy
tehfewl: none of you are living
Juliamon: I do dip fries in chowder though
RomanGoro: I'm a "I never ate again in McDonalds after I saw someone do that" kind of person
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JadedCynic: if I go for food, I'm hitting a local mom & pop place that does a fantastic simple lasagna (with cheesy garlic bread <3 )
PharaohBender27: In retrospect, I may have been AFK and misunderstood what prompted the !clip command, but I will still offer this: https://clips.twitch.tv/SeductiveUglyMallardHoneyBadger-gOIPztnwrv6SBI0A
PharaohBender27: DANG IT
El_Funko: acoggers
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Lordofironstorm: yo
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voslan: They are not
voslan: ACOG's have way to much bounce
Lordofironstorm: All Cogs Are Gastards
El_Funko: big acogchamp
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:37:25.
Mr_Horrible: ACOG? Can't that sacrifice an artifact for +2/+2?
voslan: @Mr_Horrible If that's the case, i think i can finally make a food deck work....
Mr_Horrible: @voslan An Atog eating a pie but feeling like it shouldn't work
Woogachaka: sorry, I do that normally, find it helps to get people to res me
Woogachaka: my apologies!
drizztnailo: how confused by battlebit will i be without playing battlefield lol
ritchards: James is now 11 !
voslan: This area will have more traps then a Dungeon at Level 3
NotCainNorAbel: is the floor not there but the power block are?
voslan: I feel like i must point out the War Crimes of a fighting near what is clearly a NUCLEAR REACTOR!
SkylerRingtail: @voslan *Gestures to present-day Russia* Seems historically accurate
emberBecky: still learning to clip.. looks like this worked though, woo https://clips.twitch.tv/HappySpeedyGarlicSoBayed-VhNub4ZWVpstMNak
JadedCynic: crews are a thing
Mazrae: Get Rictor into a chopper
e_bloc: lrrWOW
Fanklok: Is it type casting to assume Ian is always the driver?
raaabr: So how good is thisgame?
JadedCynic: @Mazrae Richter rarely actually flies the chopper anyway
PharaohBender27: @emberBecky Not bad, honestly! :)
MAPBoardgames: I like the way this game does magazines
Diabore: combine mags with pee?
dumbo3k: You have to combine mags with Pee?!
brainbosh: No Tarkov lol
Dandinstorm12: bold
NightValien28: advanced jarate
emberBecky: @PharaohBender27 Thank you! I try to go a teeny bit long just in case heh
Addictiveme: pee mags WutFace
raaabr: Seems like a lot of running around
voslan: The SCAR is a good gun
JadedCynic: @raaabr welcome to the army, soldier!
Sarah_Serinde: @emberBecky Going a little long is great! We get a significant number of clips that cut off the end of the moment/joke (or the start)
DEATHlikescats: This gives me big star wars battlefront vibes, minus the bad AI
Sarah_Serinde: It also gives the editor more room to edit
Dandinstorm12: sniper serge
loufghyslaufey: Cross- lrrSERGE
MAPBoardgames: Get in the C!
loufghyslaufey: -or Snerge.
Dandinstorm12: harsh
Dandinstorm12: ahem
Raincoast_Bear: Is this an 8bit mod for Tarkov?
Juliamon: This is a standalone game
emberBecky: @Sarah_Serinde heh yeah I don't trust the chop to end up right where i put it. And yeah, for possible highlight purposes I'm not asking others to trust my editing skills. XD
Sarah_Serinde: @emberBecky Haha well it's less about trusting other people's editing skills and more about having the flexibility to edit things in ways that flow together well (also someone making different editorial choices doesn't necessarily mean yours were bad :) )
voslan: Yeah serge, there is not glass in this game
PharaohBender27: @emberBecky I was initially going to say "Maybe give it another half-second at the end, to be safe?" but then felt I'd be lecturing :p
Serivus: I debate between that and "brevity/wit"
loufghyslaufey: SingsNote tis looking a little bit lot like Tarkov... SingsNote HolidayTree HolidaySanta HolidayLog SingsNote
PharaohBender27: @PharaohBender27 Not to mention that even after having made many clips, I sometimes fail to follow that advice
Dandinstorm12: classic james mistake
JadedCynic: skylining oneself
Diabore: then stop dying james
JadedCynic: nelly is tank commander
Lordofironstorm: So is this Voxel Battlefield?
Dandinstorm12: rip james
Dandinstorm12: jimmy jams
KeytarCat: Fattus Dabbus
emberBecky: @PharaohBender27 heheh no I get it.. I probably would've put more time but I wanted to cut off before sudden gunfire ;D
raaabr: WAR. IS. HELL
raaabr: And all that
ritchards: Remember how at the start of the stream you kept dying... ah, the memories...
PharaohBender27: @emberBecky Yeah, I get that. I sometimes cut the end of my clips a little shorter than I'd want to because sometime immediately starts talking or something
Dandinstorm12: rip
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500 - that was fun
Sarah_Serinde: @PharaohBender27 I think in those cases it's probably still better to make it a little longer and include the talking/noise, because the editor can cut that out. Whereas they can't add more length to a clip if it cuts off abruptly
ritchards: !time
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matthaus_c: James killed 70% of a teenager every minute
iarethel0ser: 0 friendlies shot and killed. Good job!
Woogachaka: It used to be that you got way way too many points as medic
Diabore: you should get more points as medic to incentivize
YeetTheRich_: love me some stats
El_Funko: yeah it used to be that everyone was medic
Woogachaka: It used to be worth some 5 kills worth of points for one res+ full heal
KeytarCat: BRezOP
YeetTheRich_: like overwatch used to give you bonus XP for queueing as support
emberBecky: @Sarah_Serinde yah I agree. seems like something that can be fixed with better editing tools that twitch gives us
emberBecky: than*
xantos69: Cheer50 Bits!
e_bloc: Corgo100 Corgo100 Corgo100 Corgo1 Corgo1 Corgo1
KeytarCat: @Woogachaka How much does that give you now?
Woogachaka: @KeytarCat Good question! I honestly haven't been keeping track
Woogachaka: I'm rank 90 at this point so I just don't really track it
KeytarCat: fair enough :p
PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde Fair. At times I feel like I'm balancing between the needs of the highlight editors and those of viewers who are just watching the clip on Twitch. But given how often clips I've made show up in reels, I suspect I've been doing it right more often than I've been doing it wrong :D
KWardJenx: Thanks so much for the stream.
El_Funko: October baybeeeeee
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
RockPusher: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Woogachaka: Have a lovely evening everyone!
TheAinMAP: !next
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emberBecky: lrrHEART
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
KeytarCat: Seeing your cut of a clip show up in the highlight reel is a nice feeling
ritchards: !schedule
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emberBecky: @PharaohBender27 yeah I was thinking of the clip viewer when cutting off the gunfire, so definitely agree there. It's tricky with quick speech though, I bet.
PharaohBender27: @emberBecky It is. But it's definitely a "practice makes . . . maybe not perfect but at least better" thing
Sarah_Serinde: RockPusher gabyWow benginHeck sergeHeart
RockPusher: benginFingers sergeHeart gabyTehe
Sarah_Serinde: It's not Friday, you threw me off :P
emberBecky: @PharaohBender27 yeah editing in general interests me but I never picked up the technical skills for it. This seems like a fun way to practice. :D
RockPusher: A special circumstances day off will mess with schedules :D
Sarah_Serinde: Haha well hopefully it's a good day off
RockPusher: It's turned out pretty well so far :D
Sarah_Serinde: Nice