GhostValv: amazonTasteTheRainbow amazonTasteTheRainbow amazonTasteTheRainbow
Nigouki: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
TehAmelie: something sounds. . .metal
Pteraspidomorphi: It's very nice
jessieimproved: this music is my mood atm
DideRobot: LRR: Cameron and Cori are gonna Hand of Doom until they ORT ORT | |
TehAmelie: it's becoming my mood
MrQBear: Mood: The desire to burn things with magic?
jessieimproved: @MrQBear exactly
MrQBear: I dig it.
TehAmelie: yoo
GhostValv: oh hi
Angnor33: Noise
MrQBear: Good morning?
ghyllnox: Fish news!
Pteraspidomorphi: *Yes*, we get signal
lukyhemee: hello folks
KeytarCat: boo ts cah ts boo ts cah ts
jessieimproved: lrrDARK
MrQBear: We are *many bubbles*
KV1NN4: mmmouth sounds stream?
lukyhemee: Cam's doom
RebekahWSD: Motion sickness from games makes me sad, and my body continues to do it to me
KV1NN4: bubble stream would also be very good XD
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Critterbot: Cori pls :D
Pteraspidomorphi: I think it's evitable
ghyllnox: I love the low-energy chaos vibes of TS intros
jessieimproved: yes
RebekahWSD: Third person tends to cut down on the motion sickness for me, but less amazing sudden hands
MMoritz: 9 was the really bad one
margieargie: Online was a bit before 9, if memory serves
jessieimproved: I played Ultima Online for a while
MrQBear: There's Underworld Ascendant in the 'Ultima Underworld', from 2018? Does that count as an ultima game?
TehAmelie: you get the work you pay for eh
SnackPak_: lrrFINE
DoodlestheGreat: This really can be really nauseating to move through.
blip2004: it uses the Diablo 2 rune words?
matthaus_c: Shovel Knight?
lukyhemee: Caves of quWud is a really lovely game
matthaus_c: ort ort motherbussers
matthaus_c: this Objectives page reads like the lyrics to a song by The Sword
TheMerricat: So speaking of retro gaming chat.. anyone else hear about and stoked that VOXEL Doom 2 has been released?
TehAmelie: step 1: find three mushrooms. step 2: destroy the druid lord
TehAmelie: seems a bit all over the place in difficulty level
matthaus_c: Kentucky Route Zero did some good tombstone text
jessieimproved: ohnoheshot
matthaus_c: primordial loot boxes :O
matthaus_c: sorry, surprise mechanics
TehAmelie: you know, somewhere in i think Oklahoma, there's a real person's gravestone that says "Here lies Les Moore, 6 bullets from a Colt 44, no Les no moore"
TehAmelie: ultimate shitpost
jessieimproved: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! I'm you!
jessieimproved: appropriate
MrQBear: Oh rudeeee
matthaus_c: vindictive
RebekahWSD: Amazing
Mysticman89: doing those hand gestures IRL is apparently something my brain struggles greatly with.
Critterbot: Haa! :D
matthaus_c: this is not my beautiful rain
jessieimproved: this game is genius
GhostValv: :)
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
TehAmelie: wizard apartment complex laundry room notes
jessicaengle: How goes the hand o' doom?
Zalthia: YES
Zalthia: I DID
SnackPak_: played so much Kid Pix
woodlandfell: Stealth runeword?
emberBecky: yeah that does sound like kid pix wow
Mangledpixel: love a hurdy gurdy!
TheMerricat: So this is the
matthaus_c: the ethist rave this side of wizard city
loufghyslaufey: Krondor hands!!
TheMerricat: diary of the Master. are we seeing the slow inevitable descent into madness as other asshole wizards keep annoying them?
KeytarCat: Have y'all seen In Verbis Virtus? It's a spallcasting first person puzzler where you cast spells by yelling them into your mic irl
Mysticman89: skeletons blead as evidences by dark and darker.
Mangledpixel: cherry slurpee. churpee.
korvys: "... GRENADE"
TehAmelie: "i'm gonna make the loudest fireball in history" *mic blows out*
ANeMzero: So is the blood cursed or was the wizard cursed
matthaus_c: "babe, come to bed, stop screaming at Verbis Virtus"
inconsideratehat: @KeytarCat Yeah my ex was a fan of that game. Thankfully yelling was optional. XD
MrQBear: Oh god i remember those lotr goblets.
KeytarCat: It worked pretty well, and it has a linguistic side in the spell names!
korvys: Yes, probably in the "lead paint" category
RebekahWSD: My husband has a Riddler cup that has an upside down question mark for a handle and it is so painful to hold
empyreon: oh hell yeah, I think we might have one of those still...
RebekahWSD: I think the cup came
TehAmelie: every time we say "ort ort" i want to go "i believe it's pronounced the oh-ort cloud"
Masslost: cam for like 45$ usd gets you the lotr goblets from BK complete set of 4
ANeMzero: Sigma Wizard? sorry I don't play Mega Man
offbeatwitch: this conversation is surprisingly sultry
offbeatwitch: maybe thats just me
offbeatwitch: yo that's the noise
matthaus_c: she has crash bandicoot collectibles
KeytarCat: @offbeatwitch She's a witch, weirdly sultry is within the realm of normal :P
beowuuf: open the dimension door?
TheMerricat: There was a group of druids blocking our path to the doom lord last stream. I"m guessing she did something to them.
beowuuf: aaah
TehAmelie: are druids the bad guys here? how unlikely
korvys: an ᴎ shape, for "ᴎo fire"
Pteraspidomorphi: He won't kill you *yet*
Despoiler98: UM
Despoiler98: gandS gandS
Mangledpixel: Throat Wobbler Mangrove?
RebekahWSD: Hm. Concerning.
RebekahWSD: Yep, concerning
TheMerricat: I love that he wasn't going to kill us....
TemporallyAwry: "Fight you're way free, and I'll let you leave in peace" ... that word doesn't mean what you think it means.
emberBecky: I like that I can't tell if wrong "you're" is intentional
TehAmelie: the forest is out to get us? are we MacBeth?
beowuuf: i was going to fight you and kill you, but now i will fight you
Despoiler98: punch power
loufghyslaufey: Ha! *punch*
TehAmelie: punching feels like a lateral move for a wizard nearly on the level of having a gun
offbeatwitch: NOOOOoooooooooo
loufghyslaufey: None of that makes sense, Cameron!!
korvys: Sick Star Wars reference, bro
loufghyslaufey: lmao
MrQBear: can you ort more than twice?
TemporallyAwry: I only tried to kill you, "as a friend" PrideHeyyy
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, try number 2 for hand of doom? Is Cam's tummy doing better?
Despoiler98: mistorHold mistorHold mistorHold Parleeeeee
Pteraspidomorphi: Never over-ort
MrQBear: @Pteraspidomorphi But how much is too much Ort'in?
8_Escape: Is this from the Dread X collection?
TheMerricat: @8_Escape This is the full version of the game that was introduced in Dread X.
Mangledpixel: truely this is the Dark Souls of videogames
8_Escape: Ooh. Interesting.
8_Escape: Curious to see how this goes.
Thefluffiestguineapig: This voice is so bass heavy my speakers struggled with it
MrQBear: oh, it really is our dad!
Lysander_salamander: Hello everyone
Thefluffiestguineapig: The constant genuflecting does not inspire comfort or a desire to completely disclose all things
8_Escape: Presumeably in 13 places.
TehAmelie: how ironic, since nephilim is a plural word
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Safekeeping. Of course.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Maximally noble with face obscuring helmet
TehAmelie: nephil is the singular
Angnor33: Nephilicious!
korvys: neph..ew
PixelArtDragon: A Naphal?
goombalax: like Hoplite?
LordZarano: Nephilopodes
Lysander_salamander: Nepy nep nep neppy nep
PixelArtDragon: Probably Naphil
goombalax: Kill Nevil
GapFiller: huh totally forgot Steve Jackson did In Nomine
GapFiller: thanks for the reminder Cam
PixelArtDragon: Has the same root as the word for falling, but in a way that makes it unlikely to actually be related
Thefluffiestguineapig: @PixelArtDragon It would be related because their lore is normally related to fallen angels in some way
TehAmelie: wait you can backspace your spells? such quality of life
TehAmelie: imagine it: "klaatu, backspace backspace"
loufghyslaufey: such 'fire' delivery...
loufghyslaufey: definitely not sus at all.
PixelArtDragon: @Thefluffiestguineapig Apparently according to some Jewish elucidators it could also be "makes things fall"
loufghyslaufey: its... Unreal?
A_Dub888: !holes
LRRbot: A hole is just a vertical cave.
korvys: This feels like Quake 1
TehAmelie: it sounds like the final level of the first campaign in Doom too
matthaus_c: all holes are in space
inconsideratehat: BERD
A_Dub888: !birb
LRRbot: Peck your beak!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @PixelArtDragon That does make sense to me as well. It's an old enough word that there are many branching possibilities
Thefluffiestguineapig: Get Ian in here to use his crow friend making techniques on the burb
Mangledpixel: the bird is on the wing, now isn't that absurd? because the wing is on the bird
KV1NN4: squawrk
korvys: Extremely high frame rate
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun So Prey came out in 2006, Portal 2007... but.... Narbacular Drop the student project that inspired Valve to make Portal... 2005
matthaus_c: seeing a real time reflection in Undertale was honestly a bit jarring at the time
matthaus_c: skyrim horse hours
Mysticman89: watch+play energy now
Mysticman89: quest for the subocean
GapFiller: according to a quick bit of googling and wikiing Prey began dev in 1995
TheMerricat: Magic Carpet!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Water still is not an easy thing to animate let alone allow for interaction with so often reflections just aren't a useful effort sometimes
TehAmelie: Quake 3 made them much easier to build, i think was the big thing
matthaus_c: stuff, and maybe things?
Mangledpixel: yeh if you're in the era of FMV you are also in the era of heightmaps
Pteraspidomorphi: Has the era of heightmaps ended?
GapFiller: in hindsight Duke Nukem Forevers dev cycle seems less protracted given so many other contemporanous games went thru equally laborious development
matthaus_c: I bet you learn a new spell
GapFiller: istr Too Human was another
Thefluffiestguineapig: @GapFiller It's more that the dev cycle did not show in the final product really
GapFiller: nalvThink wonder what it was abt DNF specifically that stood out
Mangledpixel: cursed invisiwall!
GapFiller: Thefluffiestguineapig yr can say the same for most of those other games that took too long to make tho
matthaus_c: I cast Unlock on the Invisible Wall :p
GapFiller: Prey Too Human and Daikatana certainly
GapFiller: to name just three examples
midnightcurryjazz: Ort you
GapFiller: neu hedcanon: we surfing
TehAmelie: DNF has a lot of stories about how management wanted every new cool thing included that anyone made at every point in those 15 years
Thefluffiestguineapig: @GapFiller Those other games did not have the same badly timed announcements and continued "hey, still here" that DNF did. They overhyped it and it became the poster child for a problem that was extremely common
TheMerricat: The biggest problem with Duke Nukem is the same problem most of Gearbox games had... they were made by Gearbox. I still don't understand how they managed to not fuck up Borderlands til 3 came out.
Zalthia: Are we in Myst?
GapFiller: Thefluffiestguineapig its true; yr wonder how differently DNF wdve been remembered had it not been kept in the public eye thru the entirety of its development
Mangledpixel: whenever you pass through an archway, you unknowlingly pass into alternate universe, which differs from the one you left in many massive ways, but all of those ways are in other parts of the universe that you will never interact with
MrQBear: i mean, you put stuff out in the nature zone, maybe the answer is to Burn EVERYTHING?
GapFiller: like hardly anyone remembers Too Human now but DNF is still a punchline
TheMerricat: So if it's not obvious, I think you sequence broke the hell out of this map... :D
TehAmelie: maybe this IS the subocean
GapFiller: lrrFINE
offbeatwitch: BANG
Critterbot: Gottem! :D
TehAmelie: eep
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie This is also a huge problem that certain games fall into where the protracted dev cycle isn't in service to making a game the best it can be, but in the higher ups saying "put this shiny thing in" without consideration for the effort or incongruity
Zalthia: Cool!
TemporallyAwry: !findquote donut
LRRbot: Quote #6181: "I love chat like I love donuts." —Adam [2019-06-29]
emberBecky: ohh new friend
GapFiller: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP Lets Nope isnt until later!
TheMerricat: And now you are back to the proper order of questline. :D
jessieimproved: well hi there
FarleyF: Welcome to talking nope
3and4fifths: "Too soon, you have awakened me to soon" -Ragnaros probably
RebekahWSD: Uh
GapFiller: Thefluffiestguineapig dev teams having to answer for the C Suite engaging in continuous needless #BlueSkyThinking? say it aint so
TehAmelie: [Devil Daggers intensifies]
Thefluffiestguineapig: Um
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
GapFiller: *chefskiss
RebekahWSD: what
Thefluffiestguineapig: That was funny but unexpected
A_Dub888: ,,,,'kay
Critterbot: O-okay...
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also why does this guy get an FMV and picture for his dialogue
korvys: I like Tchrinket
SquareDotCube: Oh, it's the prop comedy wizard.
Thefluffiestguineapig: That is worrysome
Thefluffiestguineapig: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a Boy Scout jamboree.
129 raiders from Seabats have joined!
saucemaster5000: seabatOAK seabatOAK seabatOAK
Thefluffiestguineapig: Welcome seachats!
TehAmelie: not where i expected to get Blasphemous 2 advertising
BusTed: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatClap
TehAmelie: halo
satyropodobny: dayKrablarRoll dayKrablarRoll dayKrablarRoll
on_and_awful: Hi trinket
monkeyrama: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
korvys: 🔥🔥🔥
on_and_awful: That's not a wizard! it's a bard!
Thefluffiestguineapig: The person that did this dialogue was either chuckling to themselves the whole time or utterly ashamed and disavowed it
loufghyslaufey: man looks like a Floridan Lighthouse Keeper
BusTed: Haha
TehAmelie: to master prop wizardry, you must choose as your barred magic schools improv and political
emberBecky: ohh god yeh
korvys: That's what I was going to say!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @loufghyslaufey That is very much the vibe, yes. One who decided to try No Doze so he could watch all the time
KV1NN4: honestly thoguht he looks a bit like James in a big fake white beard but that last one was very Ian
MrQBear: im digging these riffs.
kusinohki: meows - showed up just in time for break *sigh*
TehAmelie: this game was not what i expected from the intro music
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richard_ermen: Let Doom be handed!
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Also did I see right the next CTS is Glurp? (Spelled wrong probably) with the new studio that is exciting
LordZarano: Yes and you spelt it right!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey! Awesome!
RebekahWSD: I'm excited for Glurp too!
kusinohki: GLURP!!
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TheM8: OwO
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Thefluffiestguineapig: LordZarano you continue to have impeccable timing
Thefluffiestguineapig: I said that because you regularly are very close to or win the ! next competition
GapFiller: jlrrPongchamp jlrrPongchamp jlrrPongchamp !?
TheM8: Is this good game?
richard_ermen: Multi-being coffee is always a nice thing.
TehAmelie: greenscreen ale? looks good
TheM8: How is the drink totalt invisible!
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mirshebs: cori i love your shirt but i cant find it anywhere online
TehAmelie: if your food is invisible it has no carbs, that's the law
TheM8: Ok good to know, im almost always looking for the kinds of games you play on here.
mirshebs: oooo thank you
TheM8: Do do Do
RebekahWSD: I deeply want Astronaut: The Best having only seen the bit played here
TheM8: Oooh im downloading that right now!
tyrsredritehand: Did we break Cam?
TheM8: The BG thing
RebekahWSD: I love roguelikes/lites, and it was terribly silly
Mollylele: I need to find a BG3 coop group because I keep gettin killed
Rourke9: Failing can be fun!
Mollylele: yeah I have all the animal skills and have met zero animals
TheM8: Do you really need this many DnD groups?
Mollylele: I am on whatever the Casual level is called & I still get killed !
RebekahWSD: It seemed a game that wanted you to die, scrap together some honour, then die again in new and terrible ways somehow related to spiders. Or maybe mongooses
Thefluffiestguineapig: @RebekahWSD Threaten you with cobras and then unleash the mongooses?
richard_ermen: I'm just suprised how different it is, not in game system, but in style from original BG games. It's very much a Dvinity style-game with DnD rules, not a Baldur's Gate game. Still good, but strange to call it BG.
RebekahWSD: I need a better computer before being able to buy it
RebekahWSD: This computer can't run er...much anymore
Rourke9: I’m really looking forward to this year’s Roguelike Celebration, but I also know I’m going to want to get a billion things from the sale yet again
RebekahWSD: @Thefluffiestguineapig And that's when the spiders appear!
TheM8: Right now im playing though Book of Hours. Its very interesting in a non horror eldrich kinda way
Rourke9: Late October! I forget if we’ve decided on an exact date. I should know this 😅
TehAmelie: hmm earlier today i watched an old stream where Cameron's 3 minute coffee making process turned out to take 15 minutes. and then Cori's comment was "again?"
TheMerricat: "oguelike Celebration 2023 will be held on Saturday and Sunday October 21st and 22nd, 2023"
Rourke9: And preview event on October 10th! They’re both fully remote still this year though
TehAmelie: i think that was quicker than 15 minutes :3
TemporallyAwry: The Irony of the mug just keeps getting better every year.
Thefluffiestguineapig: That would be cool!
RebekahWSD: Kintsugi mugs good mugs
richard_ermen: For me its more the zany and edgy style the game goes out of its way to paint both its story as well as it's nscs without allowing things to grow or stories to tell that aren't "epic". Kivan from BG1 is a nice example for an npc with a story that is all but epic and yet feels great to see in the game. But you can't have that in BG3, because it's scale is stupidly small for the story Larian wants to tell.
Thefluffiestguineapig: On TTSF or otherwise
Rourke9: *September 10th for the preview event
TheMerricat: I love the idea of an EA mug telling people to act with integrity. Because... EA.
Rourke9: Here I am spreading LIES oh the INTERNET
AtomicAlchemical: YEAAAH
Rourke9: It’s an incredible line 💜
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Rourke9 The horror! And the you took accountability
Thefluffiestguineapig: That sounds amazing
Mangledpixel: it can go on booty shorts if you aren't a coward
KeytarCat: That's a reference I get! that's SICK
Mollylele: like on those booty shorts but they are whole sweat pants
loufghyslaufey: What does is it, is it- Ayesha's Embrace?
richard_ermen: Ît's a good game!
frank_the_great: It's not going anywhere
Rourke9: I feel like I should play BG3, but I know its one of those things I’ll get overwhelmed with and never finish
Master_Gunner: Hot Robot on Robot action coming up
loufghyslaufey: I looked up and found a thing from Destiny 2
Greyah: From my experience with Larian crpgs, I know BG3 is very, very good. And I have 0 interest in playing it because I care very little for D&D.
frank_the_great: I preordered Armored Core that for my bro for his birthday
Rourke9: I should finish Disco Elysium first
TheM8: Have you guys played Book of hours? Think you would be people who like that kind of games.
Kibbik: urgh, such a quiet year for gaming. 🙄
TehAmelie: i'm playing Disco Elysium right now :D
Thefluffiestguineapig: If he starts dominating at PvP games we will know he is totally gone full Cori
Invitare: Adam hates Gale
Rourke9: @loufghyslaufey yea it’s a Destiny 2 gun
richard_ermen: @TheM8 I understand the sentiment, but I cannot for the life of me play Kennedy Alexander games anymore.
Masslost: i leave gale at camp cause its gale lol
josh___something: I love gale, he's such an idiot
loufghyslaufey: Yea, we among lrrADAM chat didn't like Gale either...
Thefluffiestguineapig: He mentioned earth and water
loufghyslaufey: Well, I didn't.
Thefluffiestguineapig: What is the face this guy is making? Is it just maximum disdain?
TehAmelie: oh no, the Gatekeepers are a whole team of superheroes now
Pteraspidomorphi: awww
empyreon: meeeester Kennedy
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's no fun!
TheM8: @richard_ermen Oh?
Thefluffiestguineapig: That is ......
Thefluffiestguineapig: phrasing?
Kibbik: Who doesn't love a good dousing.
Mangledpixel: douse them with m o i s t n e s s
Pteraspidomorphi: Is douse my brethren good or bad advice?
CataclysmicReverb: Get out your dousing rods
BusTed: tqsFine
empyreon: 10/10
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes!
beowuuf: sergeJustRight
Kibbik: lrrFINE
richard_ermen: lol
TheM8: Yupp that guy is burning
margieargie: What happens if you Ort Ort them while they're already burning...
TehAmelie: i remember this guy in Unavowed
TemporallyAwry: @TheM8 You can look into it - but it's not particularly chat friendly topic. It's passed - but was a bad time all around.
BusTed: fair enough
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BusTed ^ especially without an intensive care burn unit
TehAmelie: make them MORE on fire
MrQBear: @margieargie i wanna know if you can ort ort them after you put them out and set them back on fire
Thefluffiestguineapig: Once you get to a certain level of burns humans look very similar
korvys: an ᴎ shape, for "ᴎo fire"
matthaus_c: when do we learn to cast Parkour
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matthaus_c: rainwater is stored in the balls
BusTed: Chicago
The_Color_Twelve: chicago
matthaus_c: Chikage
gualdhar: for just a moment, it looked like Cori was drinking wine straight from the bottle
Thefluffiestguineapig: @gualdhar Do they still have that Stoli bottle Alex used to use?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Warning wetness game?
Rourke9: Warning wetness
TehAmelie: i remembered what this game reminds me of, Magic Carpet on PS1
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Rourke9 That seems like something a stupid frat pledge would try out
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TehAmelie: it's very similar, except in Magic Carpet you're flying around shooting fireballs and summoning castles
KeytarCat: So that flavor text, referencing Kintsugi, is not on the exotic armor with the perk Kintsugi. I guess it makes sense that you'd reuse cool ideas like that
bytecaster: Rain spell value!
Pteraspidomorphi: Maybe they were peasants
TehAmelie: how long were they on fire?
bytecaster: Fireball
richard_ermen: Clearly the correct answer was: He set them on fire.
richard_ermen: Because he is a wizard. No sense of right or wrong.
bytecaster: Fireball is the basis of all magic after all and they were wizards
LordZarano: AccidORTORT
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
GhostValv: :O
BusTed: 🤔
MrQBear: oh i just choked on hot pizza
matthaus_c: I mean
MrQBear: thanks game
empyreon: lrrJUDGECALL
Mollylele: lrrJUDGE
Rourke9: Excuse???
3and4fifths: LUL
A_Dub888: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
The_Color_Twelve: well all right then
betweenmyself: pennyWhat
TehAmelie: wait why couldn't she make her own wind?
matthaus_c: bit forward
Masslost: phrasing
GhostValv: o7
matthaus_c: she's just chillin
KeytarCat: Yes ma'am o7
ZachtlyAsIntended: Fos Ro Dah!
TehAmelie: are you nice and cool now?
panquernic: maybe there was something below her?
matthaus_c: this game is all about being a cunning linguist
Mollylele: also bout being good with your hands
TehAmelie: ol waffle feet
Thefluffiestguineapig: @matthaus_c So the theme song should be Word Crimes by Weird Al?
Kibbik: critroleLore
bytecaster: Just scribbles
Thefluffiestguineapig: @bytecaster Grocery list
SnackPak_: as you do
NotCainNorAbel: you want him to carry it in his hands?
bytecaster: Gotta get that bucket burger value
Mollylele: does he bring the same bucket to refill or do they furnish him a bucket each time?
Mollylele: sundays we bolognese
bytecaster: His usual burger bucket
Mollylele: me and the boys eatin 5 lbs of mince
BearHandsHero: Is this similar to the jar of bull s*men recollection?
CaptainSpam: We are now Mike.
korvys: Every wizard tries it
tod_vom_himmel: oh no
GhostValv: oh no
matthaus_c: oh my god
tod_vom_himmel: cori doesnt know
TehAmelie: now i'm only thinking of how Stephen King got run over because this guy was fighting a dog over a sack of hamburger while driving
tod_vom_himmel: cori is innocent
josh___something: don't
ZealousCrow: DON'T google it
GhostValv: dpm
matthaus_c: keep that way, Cori
tod_vom_himmel: cori definitley google pony jar
josh___something: It's not worth the knowledge
Rourke9: I would like to remain unfamiliar
frank_the_great: We know
matthaus_c: go on in blessed ignorance
JosephDeath: I don't know... and apparently that's good?
bytecaster: I don't, and I'll keep it that way
letfireraindown: I know
korvys: wish i didn't
TehAmelie: wind magic runs like clockwork
ZachtlyAsIntended: I looked it up
ZachtlyAsIntended: I regret everything
Thefluffiestguineapig: I worked at a breeding barn for horses where one of the studs was a Welsh pony, would that be relevant?
Serivus: I have long since learned that when people say '"don't google it"... Don't. Some things aren't worth knowing
ZachtlyAsIntended: I have made bad choices
Rourke9: Unfair!!
bytecaster: Can't blow those enemies
3and4fifths: It's based on a mlm milkshake design for kids birthday parties
matthaus_c: the drood of ort ist
CataclysmicReverb: Only an ortist can sing about the rain
A_Dub888: Maybe its more the concussive force than the heat
TehAmelie: we're not elementals, we're made of fire and mud
Kibbik: critroleDoty Note: Cam vulnerable to rock damage
Thefluffiestguineapig: That note writer needs to see a deprogrammer
Rourke9: That was a great one
BearHandsHero: Cam unleashes the secret rune
TheMerricat: The writer of lore pages is the master :D
Masslost: so is this waterworld?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Are we separating this from the initial origin of the modern nostalgia in WWI with soldiers being homesick?
empyreon: lrrWOW
ed_v0n_schleck: really isting all these ortices
loufghyslaufey: the spite, I suppose?
Pteraspidomorphi: Set an open cooourse
TehAmelie: to the murder sea
Rourke9: Yea there are a lot of cool interactions here that I’m sure were pretty hard to do
emberBecky: this is very tongue in cheek nostalgia, which I enjoy. Kind of celebrating how janky and silly some games were.
bytecaster: If we do ORT ORT ORT ORT, do we get a bigger fireball?
TehAmelie: maybe eventually we'll learn the next level of fireball: ort ort ort
Thefluffiestguineapig: The idea of creating a thing that evokes the feeling of something without needing to be married to the exact reality is an interesting tightrope
TehAmelie: but quadruplort sounds unlikely
Master_Gunner: System Shock was a bit *too* faithful to the original.
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Rourke9: That’s what people *say* they want for sure
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Master_Gunner The hostility and late game realization of your badly distributed skill points included
PixelArtDragon: Compare perhaps to Metroid Prime Remastered, in which they made specific graphical updates intended to preserve the effects that they did in the original but with modern techniques
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Rourke9 Exactly, taking that literally has been the bad side of lots of remakes
Thefluffiestguineapig: *taking that literally
matthaus_c: the Dark Souls update was an official fix for problems mods had already fixed
matthaus_c: "remaster" rather
bytecaster: Maybe they can teach us the spell "Ice block"
BusTed: tqsShrug
Thefluffiestguineapig: Neurodivergence is a gift and a curse
TehAmelie: we aren't still on the quest to fight the Lord of Druids huh?
bytecaster: Success!
GapFiller: worse question Cam: what actually important info has had to make way for being able to remember Superion and the Aerialbots
GapFiller: ?
MrQBear: 4 ort! Fort!
PixelArtDragon: Maybe the spell the wizard was talking about was to melt the ice?
bytecaster: Can't we warm ourselves up by using ORT ORT on ourselves
MechaKuuga: Wasn't one of the aerialbots afraid of flying even though he was a plane?
GapFiller: the thought of knowledge which is materially useful to my life being forgotten for some worthless bit of trivia continually terrorises me w/e eg I remember the name Davin Felth
arkham1981: Can you ponder your own orb?
matthaus_c: and his millions and millions
GapFiller: MechaKuuga Silverbolt had a fear of heights yes
lukyhemee: I love this so much lol
loufghyslaufey: rip mr johnson
BusTed: pennyCrabgod
bytecaster: Everybody be cool
JosephDeath: Crawdad?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Sorry, no time to gab.
theamc2000: So are both hands, hands of doom equally, or is it mainly your right?
lukyhemee: It's crabbing time
Gekyouryuu: Crawn?
Rourke9: Time for crab!
TehAmelie: i like Douglas Adams' idea of memory as holographic; you can recall everything you've ever known if you just replicate the exact conditions of the brain where you learned it. mainly by alcohol level
MechaKuuga: @GapFiller I remember almost all of the Autobots having some personality quirks that basically made them somewhat ineffective as soldiers
MechaKuuga: Even though they we you know fighting a galactic war
MechaKuuga: *they were
Rourke9: Dwayne??
matthaus_c: no, Rocky
Pteraspidomorphi: Dwayne sank to the bottom of the swamp
PixelArtDragon: The terrible editing on the photo is amazing
bytecaster: Ist est ist ort?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, was that being secretly a Rock Lobster? Kappa
Rourke9: We know the author never saw him again, but clearly Dwayne did survive
matthaus_c: this game is so cool lmao
TehAmelie: rock armor protects you from freezing water, yet that guy was freezing on land?
matthaus_c: Robert Smith by way of Adonis
Rourke9: This is such a clever way to introduce the concept to the player
bytecaster: Solves every problem!
Greyah: Way I hear it rock armor solves are your problems.
Rourke9: Such interesting game design to give you one spell that can solve every issue
matthaus_c: doesn't rest on the laurels
Rourke9: Yea I love this. It’s not one trick at all
PixelArtDragon: It's very deliberate
Boopity: There's so many fun ideas in this
bytecaster: We didn't even need to load a special sound card driver, very robust!
Boopity: And it also perfectly caters to my sense of humor LUL
matthaus_c: this game could have easily been just running around dungeons Ort Orting problems
Thefluffiestguineapig: This really captures the feel of a lot of things and also is clearly a labor of love
bytecaster: Always investigate all of the holes!
Boopity: Just like James always says
Thefluffiestguineapig: @matthaus_c Exactly, but instead they make the problems something to think about and figure out the not obvious solution
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letfireraindown: Just saw the Lightning bolt up at the top of chat. How much of a "HypeChat" actually goes to the creator? Curiosity more than anything.
Juliamon: I think it's 70:30?
Juliamon: There should be a help page about it though
Thefluffiestguineapig: Welcome raiders!
Sarah_Serinde: iirc that 70/30 is after Twitch takes fees from the total though, so it's a bit worse
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Should is doing a lot of work there because this is an Amazon help page so even if it exists the questions might not be answered
LordZarano: A better split than subs but a worse split than bits
Thefluffiestguineapig: I hope they aren't trying to use the hype thing to phase out bits because it gives them better profit
Thefluffiestguineapig: I hate that idea but it is possible
Thefluffiestguineapig: Carcinized being ahoy!
A_Dub888: !findquote cacinization
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Rourke9: The type of WHAT
A_Dub888: Moist Mage
TehAmelie: Soggy Sorcerer
korvys: huh, glad the fantasy wizard world has invented cardiopulmonary resuscitation
matthaus_c: you strike crab on its little carapace?
A_Dub888: y u hit cwab?
TehAmelie: U for "open"
Jovh11: Is it a crab or a crab wizard?
TehAmelie: everyone we have met have been a wizard so far, right
Firewhiskers: @TehAmelie Or a deity?
TehAmelie: oh no, it better not be a crab god
Jovh11: Are these the superior ninja handsigns from Naruto?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie What about a carcinzized god? So didn't start out as a crab?
blip2004: this is a lot of work to get to 1 of up to 13 Doomlords
Boopity: We have now reached the "where the hell am i supposed to go" stage of retro pc games
IzlanntheLion: What is this game?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @IzlanntheLion Hand of Doom
Boopity: Thing achieved!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Boopity For me this is still the good version of that because there are still places to go and things to try
Boopity: True
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Masslost: i feel like the rock armor might be a key of some sort to this
Featherweight_: Pondering the orb?
Boopity: You can't ponder your own orb, that saps your mana
BrindleBoar: no pondering, only fireballs
SaxPython: !car Ponder
empyreon: we only ort ort orbs
SaxPython: lol
matthaus_c: and if you forget how to scry, you'll get no witches
TehAmelie: we mostly have shot every orb with fireballs on sight
definenull: With consent I hope
Boopity: That crapshot was absolutely brilliant LUL
TemporallyAwry: Don't Forget to Consult the Pages, otherwise you're wasting a scry.
Jovh11: That crapshot legit felt like it was targeted directly at me. Loved it so much
Thefluffiestguineapig: That crapshot was amazing
3and4fifths: Have you considered pondering torts?
A_Dub888: !findquote orb
LRRbot: Quote #4556: "'Ecstasy for the orb?' 'Joy to the world!'" —Kathleen and Beej [2017-12-16]
BrindleBoar: 🐢
Thefluffiestguineapig: Depends on what flavor of torte
Boopity: Not the chest high land
Jovh11: What kind of orthodontist do you need to get a lawyer in your retainers?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Jovh11 The kind who has the highest malpractice insurance ever
Rourke9: Good ol’ rock. Nothing beats rock.
Boopity: Ort ort is our dump stat?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Rourke9 That was a Feed Dump memory that just came back to me
v_nome: Our knees are covered in Dwayne, it's hard to lift them
TehAmelie: a pair of orts sure beats a pair op jorts every day
Boopity: Fire is always the correct choice
LordZarano: !quote fire
LRRbot: Quote #1310: "Snap snap pop crackle crackle snap pop" —Fire [2015-12-18]
Boopity: If we heat our rock armor, will it become magma armor?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Boopity That seems unfortunate
korvys: Fun fact: Your inner ear bones evolved from reptilian jaw bones
TehAmelie: maybe it'll just become a stone oven
Featherweight_: I so so expect a load screen when you pass a portal, it's like missing a stare step
Boopity: @Thefluffiestguineapig Now we just need to find out how to isolate it from one side only :D
korvys: an ᴎ shape, for "ᴎo fire"
Boopity: LUL
KeytarCat: Futz with the spell system? see what we can do in 5 minutes?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Persistent spell state after death is something that feels interesting
Boopity: We got lore!
swaggytaco: oof
Thefluffiestguineapig: I hate my mother but that is another level
Rourke9: That is a creative and cruel curse for sure
A_Dub888: Chat has innocence?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @A_Dub888 Some people didn't know the Pony Jug thing
Thefluffiestguineapig: The chat's innocence is not universal or uniform but it exists
KeytarCat: BLOW! THAT! CRAB!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat Potentially delicious
Thefluffiestguineapig: Never apologize for self care Cam, take care of yourself
KV1NN4: You did great today Cam!
TimIAm: Be aesthetic, be-e aesthetic
bytecaster: A certain clunkiness to the mechanics?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @bytecaster Or a percieved clunkiness?
Rourke9: You are allowed a little more friction. Which I think can be good
Featherweight_: permission to jank
bytecaster: @Thefluffiestguineapig Making it feel clunky without being annoying.
Rourke9: Intentional friction can be really satisfying
Thefluffiestguineapig: @bytecaster Right, replicating the memory of the feel rather than the reality
Featherweight_: not everything ends to be optimally streamlined
bytecaster: Modern games have forgotten how to ORT
KeytarCat: Less overt signage?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Featherweight_ We have had this with a couple recent games on Rhythm Cafe where it was being the best thing that it was trying to be, not The Best
Rourke9: Yea I love when games make you keep a notepad. Not in this game, but in certain games. Like in Banished Vault
iris_of_ether: Myst came with a little notebook, I recall
Boopity: You know a puzzle game is good when it produces notes so cryptic people think you're trying to overthrow the government
Thefluffiestguineapig: Giving a nudge without having every step outlined in neon
TehAmelie: are retro games the horror movies of games? a limited budget can cover a lot more game if it's lo-fi
CururuGuasu: It kind of reminds me of Loom
CururuGuasu: If anyone remembers that one from forever ago
bytecaster: Can you imagine that 20 years ago, we didn't even know how to ORT?
Rourke9: Who said that eventually the limitations of a technology become an intentional aesthetic choice?
Rourke9: Eventually?
Rourke9: Oops I already said that word
KeytarCat: Interacting with mechanics!
Rourke9: Paradise Killer is very cool
Thefluffiestguineapig: Riffing out of love in a really great way to demonstrate a deep knowledge of the source material
CururuGuasu: Right, the spells are similar to the note system
Neddy471: Wait, are we talking about Loom now?
CururuGuasu: Figuring out that playing the the spell in reverse to get the opposite response was very cool
Neddy471: Loom rocked.
Rourke9: Pad Upon? What was the name of that game?
GhostValv: essence of jank
Boopity: LUL
Neddy471: Patapon.
bytecaster: Yeah, it feels like we just selected the right kind of Sound Blaster
Rourke9: @neddy471 and thank you
Neddy471: NP.
Rourke9: Small can be ok
Thefluffiestguineapig: Cute and trying to do a very specific thing without overreaching
Featherweight_: count the actors you have the number of devs
emberBecky: yeah the visuals are really striking because the graphics (environments especially) have that 'how you'd remember them' look but not how they would've actually looked in the 90s
Neddy471: Heavy "Pathways into Darkness" vibes.
Rourke9: Motion sickness is hard
Boopity: Motion sickness very rude
KV1NN4: More Astronaut the Best would be nice
Thefluffiestguineapig: How dare your frail human body dictate things! (Also thank you for trying again but I'm glad you aren't trying to muscle through)
iris_of_ether: I had that issue with Gone Home and Viscera Cleanup Duty of all things
Featherweight_: hello
TehAmelie: thanks for the stream lrrSHINE
bytecaster: Hello!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup!
bytecaster: But without the Spiderman?
letfireraindown: Good stuff! Great job on giving it a try
xantos69: Hello team. Just got here. Hope the stream went well. Cheer50 Bits!
letfireraindown: I've never had much motion sickness issues so I can only empathize
Thefluffiestguineapig: So the secret of the ooze has not been discovered yet?
Boopity: Oh that sounds like the best kind of chaos
Sarah_Serinde: I believe Heather said they're going back to Stray Gods on Rhythm Cafe
iris_of_ether: That will be delightful
Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't know if Ian and Heather want to continue with Backbeat
DoodlestheGreat: We try.
josh___something: Mostly drawfee
BusTed: drawfeDrawggers
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sarah_Serinde Thanks for the update, I'm glad they aren't forcing a game they dislike and am so happy
josh___something: At least from what I've seen
bytecaster: Can't wait for "a green ogre exiting an outhouse"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh No
Boopity: I am ready for plentiful cursed content
KeytarCat: THANK lrrSHINE
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is it Maximally Hosk?
Sarah_Serinde: @Thefluffiestguineapig I think the end of Rhythm Cafe was where I heard it from so it was probably already on the schedule before the most recent stream. But I don't remember for sure
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Sarah_Serinde: But also yeah, good not to keep playing a game you're just not having fun with anymore
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emberBecky: thanks for stream, folks! <3 hope you feel better soon Cameron.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks for streaming feel better!
Rourke9: Payment took a long time ti process 😅
DoodlestheGreat: Feel better, Cam.
TehAmelie: byee
Sarah_Serinde: Well thank you for that gift sub Rourke9!
Neddy471: Yeah, Legend of Grimrock sounded great, but it gave me hardcore motion sickness.
KV1NN4: hope you feel better soon Cam!
TehAmelie: wow, very related stuff happening over here
LordZarano: BG3 Sex% speedrun is down to 2min34s now (2m13s without loads)
LordZarano: Still no Bear% runs though
TehAmelie: ha
TehAmelie: the evil wizard is gonna get a memory leak problem from how fast the tower has to load over and over