SaxPython: I think that's still a pretty good plan
Juliamon: Unfortunately I don't know that I can do a multisession recap, that's a long time
Juliamon: time has been spent in the sewers, and will continue to be spent in the sewers
TehAmelie: your next mission, chat, will be rewatching Gloomhaven
SaxPython: FBtouchdown NotLikeThis FBtouchdown
Juliamon: it's just sewers all the way down
TehAmelie: so we're in Derry, Maine?
SaxPython: Are we pro-rat or anti-rat?
TehAmelie: ohohoho
TehAmelie: i will say Netflix's Eva remaster and redub is an improvement. at least over the aliased, MS Paint subtitled "perfect" DVD box
Juliamon: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Long Game (Adam, Heather, Cori, and Cameron continue their playthrough of Gloomhaven! Game: Gloomhaven) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (1s ago).
SaxPython: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Long Game (Adam, Heather, Cori, and Cameron continue their playthrough of Gloomhaven! Game: Gloomhaven) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (3s ago).
SaxPython: Oh no
TehAmelie: lrrFINE
TemporallyAwry: !soon
SaxPython: Certainly Juliamon wins in horseshoes scoring
Nigouki: Netflix did not remaster Eva, they just used the 2015 Japanese BD Box remaster
TehAmelie: good to know
Nigouki: it's frankly shameful that it took this long to bring the remaster over again
Juliamon: No respect for the classics
Nigouki: but also a bit understandable since even in Japan they had to rescue the old Eva from bad people
TehAmelie: the OG dub has its romantic, indie aspects
TehAmelie: the director voiced Rei herself because she felt nobody else understood the character. what wild times
TehAmelie: imagine looking at any part of Eva and go "i am the only person in the entire english speaking world who gets this, everyone else is wrong"
TehAmelie: and having a presumably mid-sized studio back you up
SaxPython: signal btw
Juliamon: lrrSIG
TehAmelie: woot w00t
ladyjessica: Woot woot
nickthecatbear subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 25 months!
nickthecatbear: lrrSHINE lunarj1Heart
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EldarLuin: Ooooo! I'm not late today!
TehAmelie: welcome
TehAmelie: is today when we shall ask the players for a 25 words or less summary of the game so far? seems like a good time for a little recap. emphasis on little
ladyjessica: I was about to ask what’s been happening lately.
Kuhfeek: lrrSIG
SaxPython: #Sewers
SaxPython: Was the consensus answer
EldarLuin: eldarl1Wave
DideRobot: LRR: Time for the Long Game! Tonight our heroes venture deeper into the sewer to face the mechanical mayhem of The Deep Ruins. (has image) |
TehAmelie: #JustSewerThings
EldarLuin: hi Adam
Nigouki: ow
BusTed: HypeWave
TheWriterAleph: ouch the psychic damage
SaxPython: NotLikeThis
Fanklok: Don't lie to me Adam
korvys: !quote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #5422: "I'm on team WeedBeej." —Adam [2018-10-20]
Despoiler98: gandD gandD gandD gandD I FEEL ATTACKED
CururuGuasu: That doesn’t sound like us
Nigouki: that one hurt Adam
TehAmelie: hello!
pipshardfour: How dare you
TheMerricat: Adam starting out with the insults right from the getgo!
DEATHlikescats: Woooow
Simriel: Well the names have got sillier since I last watched this xad
TehAmelie: Paul, the ghost in the machin
saucemaster5000: is Paul ChatGPT
TehAmelie: e
Yolysses: Adam how much did that hurt to call us that?
EldarLuin: disembodied voice of Paul is always welcome
Despoiler98: nikezSip nikezSip nikezSip nikezSip Did they bring juiceboxes for the whole class?
SaxPython: BibleThump
TehAmelie: what IS Gloomhaven? i admit i have missed a lot of these
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL lrrAWW
Simriel: I quite enjoy how deadpan Adam is able to say some truly absurd stuff.
korvys: !quote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #5307: "James is no where near as good looking as I am." —Adam [2018-09-05]
EldarLuin: *crickets*
Fanklok: !findquote paul
LRRbot: Quote #6826: "Paul's a genius." —James [2020-03-17]
TheMerricat: Don't worry Paul, CHAT loves you. lrrHEART
BrindleBoar: yno? Kappa
TehAmelie: "is Y a vowel today?"
Simriel: Like Adam can say some absolutely batshit things, with a perfectly deadpan tone
DoctorHutch subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 68 months!
DoctorHutch: Shield 5?!?
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korvys: !quote Beej
LRRbot: Quote #8415: "I can put my face wherever I want." —Beej [2023-01-01]
EldarLuin: Fire ruins everything, except more fire.
SaxPython: Shuffle your silverware
Simriel: @eldarluin It can ruin that too, if there is so much fire you run out of oxygen
korvys: !quote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #4882: "It's never *my* fault." —Adam [2018-04-10]
saucemaster5000: I'm a super nothanku
GhostofJeffGoldblum: so just how gloomy is this haven
korvys: !quote Heather
LRRbot: Quote #6064: "The worst thing that can happen is we turn it off." —Heather [2019-05-26]
EldarLuin: "I put the fires out." "You made them WORSE!" "Worse... or.... better?"
TheWriterAleph: how much could a single sandal cost?
SaxPython: VoteNay
TehAmelie: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:11:53. lrrSPOT
Xafty: do not lick rocks
Juliamon: They are less happy than advertised
TemporallyAwry: Isn't it licking fossils anyway?
CururuGuasu: Oh no, I have happy shoes!
BusTed: He's got a good thing going
frank_the_great: LUL LUL LUL
frank_the_great: Road quest?
DaxStrife: Road quest 10 confirmed.
TehAmelie: in the jungle, the mighty jungle
TemporallyAwry: The Gold Piece of Wishes* - grants one wish before scattering. (*item is actually composed of 100 copper pieces)
gualdhar: B O N E ?!?!
Heefnoff: What’s good gamers
TheWriterAleph: lrrSPOOP
CururuGuasu: The booooooooooones!
SaxPython: A Caps-Lock-y looking man
Heefnoff: Do WHAT to dice? heefnoDelay
leroygardner81: hmm
betweenmyself: riffYeti
DoctorHutch: thank you adam.
BusTed: seabatClap
TemporallyAwry: PrideHeartL lrrBEEJ PrideHeartR
TheWriterAleph: very muppety now
GhostofJeffGoldblum: yes, yes, good
saucemaster5000: oh good now I can understand what beej is saying
SaxPython: Tingle is pro gambling
DEATHlikescats: Tingle all up in the hazy
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Isaac Clarke? From Resident Evil 4?
TehAmelie: it was vaguely rainbow nation but that's pretty much it
DrLigmaPhD: No option to merely suggest strip dice?
DEATHlikescats: Zing!
plundypops: Lololol
plundypops: Always punished
saucemaster5000: there's the Isaac Childres we know and love
BrindleBoar: yeah, Dickensian prison
Getter404: It means an Inox shows up to break your kneecaps
CururuGuasu: You’ll have to sell some of your bugs
DoctorHutch: maybe label that bag?
couchboyj: I mean, you're criminals, but cheating at cards?!?! Even criminals have standards.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: no one wants to check Joe's Apartment's sleeves because they're full of bugs
CururuGuasu: Edgar
GhostofJeffGoldblum: "sure man, I trust you"
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Gneiss Greg wearing chainmail is like the chain link fences they put on cliffs beside roads to prevent rockslides
betweenmyself: Bug Adam’s Sugar Bathwater riffYeti
itira: hello all
saucemaster5000: Sam T Dog
BusTed: Samuel Tanus Lee
DrLigmaPhD: pleasure plates you say???
couchboyj: Of the Gloomhaven Tanus Lees!
saucemaster5000: unrecognizable runic language is just piglatin
TheMerricat: @saucemaster5000 I mean for a world that never had Romans... :P
GhostofJeffGoldblum: my man playing nerfed and still winning
couchboyj: Otaku Jeff Brain
GhostofJeffGoldblum: now he's taking the training weights off
saucemaster5000: Took the weights off
saucemaster5000: jinx times infinity
bytecaster: Actually, you link all over the place in Zelda
Banather subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 74 months!
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pipshardfour: Two treasure in the same room? Seems fishy
sporkraptor: that's how pressure plates work!
sporkraptor: you just need a sufficient amount of weight, doesn't have to be "live weight"
CururuGuasu: Dwane “the Link” Zelda
saucemaster5000: dwayne johnson tried out for Link, they said he was too small
betweenmyself: Zelda, just sitting out in the middle of San Francisco Bay, cold and wet, waiting to be invaded by Sean Connery. BibleThump
saucemaster5000: The bugs have to say the phrase "activate flying" or it doesn't work
saucemaster5000: I'm here to say mean things and drink my juicebox and I'm all out of juice
Fanklok: Sports ball!
DaxStrife: "I would like to generate fire." And what would you like to do in the game?
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL The canons make this remind me of an airship level in Mario 3
sporkraptor: bugs = dilt biffrent
kynelwynn subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 36 months!
kynelwynn: My Bottom action is to Move 2 Resub button and my Top Action is to Heal 2 all allies within 4
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, kynelwynn! (Today's storm count: 6)
saucemaster5000: Remember the mario power up that turned him into a thousand bugs?
DEATHlikescats: Dilt bifferent
betweenmyself: Adam’s comprised entirely of Wogglebugs riffBug
couchboyj: @loadingreadyrun They better get moving before the auto scroll kicks in
sporkraptor: game over man, game over
saucemaster5000: we can't even prove otaku jeff was there
sporkraptor: go team!
couchboyj: Did sick kick flips
CururuGuasu: Scout bugs
saucemaster5000: Okatu Jefe es muy bueno
saucemaster5000: getting paid in exposure
sporkraptor: InvisiCoach says: rub some dirt in it, you're fine
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Considering that it is all made of clockwork, whoever built this machinery made a real impressive AI to target and control the canons.
sporkraptor: yeah they bleed oil
sporkraptor: the scary part is when they start screaming
saucemaster5000: they aren't actual cannons, they're the goblin cannons from labyrinth
BrowneePoints: You know what they say about Bleeding Machines. Oil's well that ends well
SaxPython: duDudu KomodoHype duDudu
sporkraptor: @BrowneePoints ouuuuch XD
LoadingReadyRun: @saucemaster5000 ah! so there's a little goblin in each canon, mechanical turk style
BrowneePoints: Take the Juice Box Adam
BrowneePoints: join the Juicies
saucemaster5000: get him, he made us all think of gummy worms as penises
BrowneePoints: Captain Falchion
BrowneePoints: FALCHIONE......PAWNCH!
SaxPython: Fire Emblem X Kingdom Hearts
pipshardfour: I think design just means it goes into your store to be purchasable now
nickthecatbear: Ooh, give me a Tokyo mirage sessions but Vivi is an idol singer
pipshardfour: You don't gain the item itself you gain the item "design"
LeopardaoSnow: to be fair Adam does have attacks and abilities that poison allies
SaxPython: CurseLit
saucemaster5000: cheating is allowed checked page 122 of the scenario booklet
saucemaster5000: here it comes....
SaxPython: SabaPing SabaPing SabaPing SabaPing
TemporallyAwry: In that case, it would be drip, not rizz lrrBEEJ
DoctorHutch: respect the fit
SpazzyC: Give me one and give me two. Cover me with muck and goo.
gualdhar: something right now
DaxStrife: Something
DoctorHutch: benginHeart
CururuGuasu: Something
TetraRay: things some
Peregrine234: something
AtrusOfMyst: oryxLurk
SaxPython: Engagement
SpoonfullOfSugar: but what do i type?!?
SpazzyC: something right now
Nigouki: chicken butt
trainpants: don't call me out like that
TemporallyAwry: lrrADAM is the boss
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: definitely paying attention
Astramentha: sleepy
DEATHlikescats: Waffles
saucemaster5000: you asked!
pipshardfour: make more mistakes and we will be all over it
spurius: raise hand
DaxStrife: *Shows hand*
terribleplan: Literally had to Alt-Tab to type this...
LeopardaoSnow: raise hands
fireiceair1989: fireic1Wave
DarthRagnar815: HungryPaimon
Fanklok: I'm at work
FPNY41: Eve Online :D
kynelwynn: played it, beat it, have opinions
DoctorHutch: o/
earlgrey82: I mean not this second but in general yes.
pipshardfour: I'm going to play it this winter
SpazzyC: Genshin Impact
Astramentha: 😭 laptop too old
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Heart lunarj1Fangs
terribleplan: I feel attacked
DEATHlikescats: @astramentha same :(
AtrusOfMyst: About to play some magic on spell table
saucemaster5000: (sigh) I signed up for sajam's driving school tournament and am regretting it
Astramentha: @deathlikescats sad, sad fistbump
betweenmyself: How are your waifus? Are they single? pennyWhat
SaxPython: Agreed Adam
DoctorHutch: LFG benginChamp
kynelwynn: Let's GOOOOO
saucemaster5000: Let us go forth.
trainpants: Cori knows
SaxPython: Blaseball Energy
korvys: "A drive into deep left field by Castellanos"
gualdhar: oh yeah Nick Castelanos only knows to hit during tragedy
Micsig: Sad to announce some famous person died, and Nick knocks one out of the park
SpazzyC: Every homerun is another wildfire
DoctorHutch: aaaw i didn't know it went away
itira: West Kelowna
saucemaster5000: it ain't 20 square, that's mid
TetraRay: how dare
SpazzyC: Yellowknife
itira: the important BC ones
itira: You know what im excited about? when the island sinks into the sea. Take that Adam :P
SpazzyC: Zombie Outbreak starts on the Island
Kramburger: Lie down, try not to die, die a lot
saucemaster5000: I'm getting intentionally bit and get myself into the nearest safe zone before I turn
teeyeezey: I want to move to victoria and go to the same gym as Mr Savidan
TemporallyAwry: I still can't get over the fact California apparently got a hurricane and earthquake at the same time. That's a CursedAchievement
teeyeezey: to see the gainz
itira: LUL
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @saucemaster5000 yeah that sounds like you
DEATHlikescats: Truly @temporallyawry
SpazzyC: Tag it for the replay
Kramburger: Pity everyone watching missed that
SaxPython: Lewd
betweenmyself: Throw your juice box sounds stupendously dirty. riffGasp
A_Dub888: !findquote split the party
LRRbot: Quote #6926: "We could split the party. I've heard that's always the strategy!" —Andy [2020-05-04]
TemporallyAwry: !uptime ... does someone need a break? Kappa
DoctorHutch: lrrFRUMP
Kramburger: Beej buddy, it's too late for juice. You can have milk, or water, okay bud?
SpazzyC: It's fine
Kramburger: Gong gang
4 raiders from McGurganatorZX have joined!
saucemaster5000: Gon Gon gonna roll a monkey ball up you
Kramburger: No sugar after 7, you know the rules
DEATHlikescats: Never gonna gonna give you up
saucemaster5000: Joke's on you kram it's 6
Kramburger: I don't know what backwards-ass time they use in Canada
saucemaster5000: actually yeah good point
A_Dub888: lrrWOW
Brozard: How do you read a clock upside down
Kramburger: I'm taller than Beej!
betweenmyself: “I been eating sugar since you were knee high to a grasshopper… That’s why they had to take my feets!” BibleThump
SpazzyC: Meat
Kazman20a subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 84 months!
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saucemaster5000: do the cannons have movement or is this a run through map? (I don't remember)
SpazzyC: Everything is fine
sporkraptor: don't worry about it
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Interestingly, it appears that pressure plate *do* count as "empty spaces" for the purpose of summoning or creating obstacles, but sadly an obstacle doesn't activate the plate lrrAWW
korvys: Don't shuffle the mods - they're busy keeping chat safe
mk3_kyo subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 23 months!
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SpazzyC: Then don't die.
saucemaster5000: @LoadingReadyRun I'd like to file this in the index of the rulebook under "horseshit"
BrowneePoints: Natty Whiff is my least favorite alcohol
HorusFive: Like, regularly? Or right now?
saucemaster5000: that is not the adjective I would use for Adam's face
TemporallyAwry: You have a very iconic "and he got away with it too!" face. That was not it.
BrowneePoints: Adam is always basking in his own Afterglow
Juliamon: Dig up!
itira: ol smug face
saucemaster5000: didn't know twitch broadcasts live executions
SpazzyC: ooo new physiological disorder for adam
SaxPython: Full Backpedal
definenull: Always catching strays
DoctorHutch: lrrSIG lrrADAM lrrSIG
HorusFive: @saucemaster5000 PrideLaugh
BrowneePoints: at the Disorders store, instead of Toys R Us it's Broken R U
shendaras: Adam should be at 9 now, I think, from the healing potion?
Fanklok: If Greg dies Cori has dibs on their shoes
LeopardaoSnow: in the strictest sense Joe is litterly made up of "people"
A_Dub888: So the whole thing was longer than a minute but here's what I got
kungfubanana subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 66 months!
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LeopardaoSnow: ah the golem is doing his rocket punch
raulghoulia: this reminds me of the time I was playing Tales of the Arabian Nights with a friend who described playing it as "the game giving me enough agency where I always feel like I'm doing something wrong"
Twilight_Spark subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 31 months!
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saucemaster5000: @raulghoulia Arabian NIghts is great at that. Nothing you do matters and it's still somehow your fault
Acromonk subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 79 months!
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MoxleyUnhinged: first time live, long time LRRker
SaxPython: @moxleyunhinged FBtouchdown
TemporallyAwry: @MoxleyUnhinged "LRRker" oh, that's good lrrSHINE
MoxleyUnhinged: thank you thank you im here all week
TehAmelie: meanwhile, here's a kitty
TemporallyAwry: What a huge flower PridePog
Peregrine234: what a wonderful kitty
TehAmelie: possibly
TehAmelie: eek
saucemaster5000: FBtouchdown
HorusFive: FBtouchdown
pipshardfour: Is this a stick up
saucemaster5000: @TehAmelie gimme that
MoxleyUnhinged: and being an aussie, its nice to finally catch a stream live.
saucemaster5000: otaku jefe is living it up selling che guevara t-shirts of themself
TehAmelie: soo who's winning? team red, yellow, violet or black
TemporallyAwry: I had a team project that was supposed to include the "who did what" sheet. And the rest of the group absolutely didn't do anything - I omitted the sheet, that was my good karma of the year.
KeytarCat: "Numbers don't mean anything, they just ARE!"
Fanklok: The numbers Mason
MoxleyUnhinged: the numbers dont exist and the points still matter
TehAmelie: what if we use a different number base? like, Pi?
e_bloc: Corgo
MoxleyUnhinged: or binary :O
e_bloc: Corgo527
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs
KeytarCat: Base pi is cursed
Simonark: Typical that Otaku Jeff be remembered for the marketing image on a T-Shirt and not what he really stood for.
saucemaster5000: he rode a motorcycle and wrote a diary
TemporallyAwry: Fought Fascist.
MoxleyUnhinged: @KeytarCat based pi is not XD
TemporallyAwry: Also Che was a doctor iirc?
HorusFive: You should absolutely shoot them in not the part that shoots at you
SaxPython: Shot the cannon in the ... breach?
SaxPython: Fuse?
saucemaster5000: @SaxPython I believe the word you are looking for
saucemaster5000: (checks notes)
saucemaster5000: Crotch
SaxPython: Lol
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Canon: "Why was I programed to feel pain?"
betweenmyself: Have you ever tried getting high… ON WEED? riffYeti
saucemaster5000: took mushrooms while on acid once. Didn't really... add anything. Watched alice in wonderland
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs
KeytarCat: That way lies madness, Adam, I say from experience
SaxPython: Was that Golem stunned by Beej?
HorusFive: lrrWOW lrrHEATHER
SaxPython: Thanks cori
LeopardaoSnow: I like how the person who can fly over the traps is going in the other direction
saucemaster5000: I thought you were smug for some reason, can't put my finger on it
SaxPython: Authentic Experience
RampMV: Hi beej I don't know if you remember me but I was that kid you gave that commander deck to at Minneapolis
RampMV: I'm 12
GhostofJeffGoldblum: can you be on twitch if you're 12
GhostofJeffGoldblum: >.>
SaxPython: Hunter2?
Juliamon: I think that's technically a Twitch TOS, yeah. I won't say anything though.
CururuGuasu: School’s still out for summer here in MN
saucemaster5000: four of them are on screen
rosesmcgee: Literally arguing with 12 year olds?
Spades_Slicc: Adam's arguing with a 12 y/o
HorusFive: Standard gamer behavior- yelling at 12yos
Spades_Slicc: Wait till Adam learns how the progression of time works
HorusFive: Actually had to track down some 3.5in floppy disks last week to try to get info off of an ancient piece of tech'
KeytarCat: Wow, that's the age I teach....That'
e_bloc: nice
emberBecky: I remember when you had to be 13 to make a Geocities page and I was so bummed out. XD
Spades_Slicc: Around 6' 2" work?
HorusFive: Just put 2 smaller members of Chat together. That's about one Adam, right
e_bloc: I'm 6'5" and I've never fought, and I don't work out so I think we're good
SaxPython: The Power of Gritty compels you
e_bloc: my name is Adam too, so it might get weird
HorusFive: lrrADAM VS lrrSPOOP
TemporallyAwry: Not with that attitude PrideShrug
SaxPython: What if they were in a jar?
RampMV: Adam I Normally go to bed at 10 and it's 9 here
LeopardaoSnow: Adam v Adam, the fight Adam can't lose
HoneyJack07: I’m 6’6 , i work out but never been in a fight , name is not Adam lol
e_bloc: FBtouchdown
saucemaster5000: 10 is when I start playing video game....
Mazrae: How is the long game going
RassilonDND: Feldspar fell into the river and never got out
TemporallyAwry: Wicked? Did he start as a pyromancer?
SaxPython: @horusfive re: Floppys I have 10 ish at work. Are you in a bind?
Spades_Slicc: How many "The Long Games" ago did Cori's character in something else die and she was told via chat?
BusTed: think sexy thoughts... think sexy thoughts
Spades_Slicc: oh fun update
SaxPython: Sick
Spades_Slicc: Starfinder
DoctorHutch: assassin rogue, battle master fighter, gloomstalker. Sick build. he doesn't need anybody else... and he doesn't have anybody else benginCry
HorusFive: @SaxPython Nah- I found some. Thanks tho
SaxPython: FBtouchdown
HorusFive: Finally- I can pursue my dreams of writing
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Golem was paid to take a dive
GhostofJeffGoldblum: the sport's just not what it used to be
saucemaster5000: it was manon
Spades_Slicc: Were you there for it?
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Shake hands with danger
RassilonDND: would love to see LRR do a baldurs gate 3 playthrough but I feel like dale may be busy
TehAmelie: i like the eye-contact-with-hand-touching-your-heart form of greeting
saucemaster5000: @RassilonDND Heather is doing a "play it forward"
TehAmelie: no germs at all
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @saucemaster5000 longest play it forward ever?
RampMV: Hey cori and Heather my mom loves you two
RassilonDND: OH
RassilonDND: nice
TehAmelie: LRR: kid tested, mother approved
KeytarCat: ADAM
TetraRay: LUL
saucemaster5000: was gonna get him in trouble eventually
RampMV: NO!
TheWriterAleph: that kid's on the escalator again
TehAmelie: a normal skeleton would just be, like, dead and disassembled, right?
RassilonDND: I keep asking for a normal skeleton, and all i get are these living bones....
StreetRach: One could argue Xanathar has a job.
pipshardfour: kid tested adam approved
e_bloc: normal is in the eye of the beholder so you have to dig it out
gawag_: the only skeletons i can find these days are green from the allergy medication thing
saucemaster5000: adam dig up
RampMV: Adam my mom is 52 year's old
KeytarCat: Adam, please NotLikeThis
saucemaster5000: if it makes you feel better RampMV Adam has said this about my mom 3 times and she's 73
e_bloc: I'm your age Adam but you can date my mother, she is single. she lives in Delaware though,
Kramburger: Half of 52 + 7 mean that if you're over the age of 33 than it's not creepy if ramp's mum dates you
saucemaster5000: fair
RampMV: I don't think the beast master ranger isn't that bad
e_bloc: absolutely fair
TemporallyAwry: @RampMV Double Negative PrideHeyyy
betweenmyself: Delaware taking some only partially deserved fire pennyWhat
RampMV: Adam are you excited for wild's of eldraine
StreetRach: Your enthusiasm is overwhelming.
Mazrae: And the crowd goes mild .... yay.......
RampMV: Hey that door was 1000 dollars
HorusFive: Like the god damn Matrix
KeytarCat: The revelation that Kathleen and Adam both have that deadpan is one of the fun bit's I'll remember from Elder Dragon Social Club
saucemaster5000: a diamond in the rough-- are you saying you shat aladdin
HorusFive: The plan was made of lies
e_bloc: Beej, master tactician
RampMV: Hackers be like in a nutshell hcxgvjfsgkgsugdsjvgfshvgdshvgdhgvkhfsgvjhfsgvjhfgjfsgvhfdgvjfdgjfdgv
saucemaster5000: no I don't trust your poison candy
TemporallyAwry: Brennan Lee Mulligan's rant about snacking/almonds playing increasingly louder in the back of my head.
RampMV: I'm actually going to Fnm tomorrow
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL good thing Adam has his candy, so he isn't grumpy
betweenmyself: Adam won’t say no because he’a really good at snack improv. riffYeti
Spades_Slicc: How does poisoning take courage?
BusTed: floabcSmug
definenull: chat fraud eh?
nickthecatbear: Claaaasic Graham
Kramburger: lrrPAUL Hello I am Paul and I like to smell my own butt
Spades_Slicc: Adam, Identity Fraud is no joke
TetraRay: LUL
DoctorHutch: lrrBEEJ Nobody should buy Merch.
Spades_Slicc: Nevermind Identity fraud is now hilarious
definenull: Will you?
LeopardaoSnow: oh right your playing a game
KeytarCat: Would you
Kramburger: No, but TBF I had a job interview for the first hour
Nigouki: the game is now why we show up for this stream Kappa
saucemaster5000: I remember this differently
Nigouki: *not
RampMV: hey Adam are Cameron and Kathleen crybabies like they are in Friday nights in real life
definenull: We're here just for vibes
definenull: BEEJ
saucemaster5000: let's not... no fist of loves here
SaxPython: #Consent
e_bloc: fisting is OP
definenull: Maybe beej is just referring to Maria's super "take my love!"
LoadingReadyRun: @RampMV Our FN characters are generally much worse people then we are in real life :p
SaxPython: SabaPing
RampMV: Hey Adam are Cameron and Kathleen crybabies like they are in Friday nights in real life
raulghoulia: @LoadingReadyRun Adam's isn't
TemporallyAwry: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:19:39.
couchboyj: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
betweenmyself: The wheels came off so hard there are casualties among the crowd.
e_bloc: this is like the TOTK dune buggy you put together super half assed
TetraRay: oh no
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ShortForPhill: :)
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SaxPython: duDudu
RampMV: Hey Adam are Cameron and Kathleen crybabies like they are in Friday nights in real life
saucemaster5000: 100m scrub
RampMV: that makes sense
saucemaster5000: point and laugh at the human
Simonark: Adam Savidan, Golem Nudger For Hire.
definenull: Big stompy
HorusFive: Look- now it's all funny no matter what you do
MAPBoardgames: Golem Nudging? Is that like punching boulders?
saucemaster5000: Two executions in one night. They just strung up the body after the firing squad, jesus
betweenmyself: Table reduced to splinters under Adam’s emphatic character placement
Simonark: Yes, but you need to know what a shem is.
RampMV: Hi Paul
Simonark: Beej goes as in "Leaves the room" or "Takes His Turn?"
definenull: WHAT
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iris_of_ether: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
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RampMV: I've actually never heard of gloom haven before
definenull: No comment
couchboyj: seabatTROG
saucemaster5000: stop! he's already dead! (cry emoji)
GhostofJeffGoldblum: listen Adam I empathize, I am a huge stompy man also
RampMV: yes friends yes
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TheBearBee: Joining the stream just in time to hear Adam get bodied by Beej. Classic
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Simonark: Adam, tonight is the guy standing stock still in the middle of the room while everyone else is square dancing. You have to respect his decision not to square dance.
definenull: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
saucemaster5000: but Adam. you have to respect it
Simonark: "Promenade all!" "No."
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @saucemaster5000 "wrong."
saucemaster5000: counterpoint
saucemaster5000: right
RampMV: Adam I can see you're having a hard time
definenull: FBtouchdown
definenull: ggs
iris_of_ether: FBtouchdown
saucemaster5000: okay. My dad is over for dinner tonight. Heard I got a new fridge. He has been standing in the kitchen watching the burners cook dinner. That is fucking dad energy
saucemaster5000: oven, not fridge
saucemaster5000: goddamn it
RampMV: Beej the outfit that you were wearing at the magicon was hilarious
saucemaster5000: I'll ask mom. Again.
Simonark: The fridge didn't have burners when the delivery guys left.
ghyllnox: Are you ready to be chat's stepdad?
RampMV: beej the outfit that you were wearing at the magicon was hilarious
definenull: Aww
definenull: Poor switch
TemporallyAwry: Cool Technology PridePog
HorusFive: The bones also turn off
saucemaster5000: they regenerate cells
couchboyj: They where the ghosts and skelatons of robots?
raulghoulia: has to replicate is a part of it
Simonark: Living has about 10 conditions, breathing, eating, the ability to die, excreting waste
itira: LOL
definenull: Heather plz
MAPBoardgames: Gottem!
TetraRay: LUL
nickthecatbear: we just witnessed the final straw
definenull: Bunch of chaos gremlins, all of you
saucemaster5000: holy shit been shot so many times and still standing
definenull: Good enough
loufghyslaufey: ort ort
saucemaster5000: Look at these mouth breathers
QuixoticScrivener: spiders have book lungs
Simonark: Oh, living things need to respond to their environment, externally and internally.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Except spiders, hiwch have weird fucked up book lungs
Spades_Slicc: spiders aren't insects
GhostofJeffGoldblum: they rule
itira: NotLikeThis
saucemaster5000: any toilet breathers in the house tonight
forthehoard: Arachnid
couchboyj: Arachnid facts bug Adam
iris_of_ether: lrrGARBO
Simonark: Urinal breathers need not apply
TemporallyAwry: I mean Spiders sorta have lungs don't they? PrideShrug
Spades_Slicc: Cup?
Spades_Slicc: I SHOULD'VE bought a mug
lowbeer42: + 1 engagement point
Simonark: Al Gore Rhythm
Spades_Slicc: Al Gore Rhythm
DoctorHutch: I love my checkpoint mug
Spades_Slicc: @Simonark drift compatible
e_bloc: is your mom single
iris_of_ether: I bought not one but 2 Checkpoint mugs. (I broke the first one.)
gualdhar: I watched the last 10 minutes and I don't know what happened
loufghyslaufey: oh gosh
pipshardfour: why would you say that
HorusFive: There will be some fightin' ...and also the video games lrrADAM
definenull: It's that class where we just watch a movie
iris_of_ether: Teacher pulls out the VCR cart!
Simonark: To be fair, it is the worst thing any game company has ever done, except for everything ever mentioned on Checkpoint
loufghyslaufey: nailed it, hehehe.
definenull: They have the Heather seal of approval
Simonark: You can draw horses, but you can't draw them in a nightclub.
iris_of_ether: Horse!
definenull: Uh oh
forthehoard: scripture hourses
Simonark: Beej knows scripture! There WAS a Seth!
definenull: Gluuurp \o/
MAPBoardgames: GLURP!
blip2004: Glurp Glurp Glurp
pipshardfour: I think we are off the rails
SaxPython: KomodoHype
itira: LUL
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forthehoard: Glurp is a vary serious game
HorusFive: Adam! You said the candy WASN'T poisoned!
TemporallyAwry: That white powder wasn't sugar Kappa
loufghyslaufey: Wait, no more "Krondor with Hands"?
Simonark: Wait.. if Paul IS poisoned, will it be a locked booth mystery?
KeytarCat: If y'all accidentally did a drugs, I'd be impressed at the coherence
TemporallyAwry: guyjudgeBits !
definenull: Da bits
pipshardfour: what kind of candy you eating
e_bloc: cant stop wont stop
itira: night everyone!
KWardJenx: Bye!!
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
Xiff_: HypePotion
definenull: Thanks for stream!