The Long Game || Gloomhaven Ep 24

SaxPython: I think that's still a pretty good plan
  Juliamon: Unfortunately I don't know that I can do a multisession recap, that's a long time
  Juliamon: time has been spent in the sewers, and will continue to be spent in the sewers
 TehAmelie: your next mission, chat, will be rewatching Gloomhaven
SaxPython:   
  Juliamon: it's just sewers all the way down
 TehAmelie: so we're in Derry, Maine?
SaxPython: Are we pro-rat or anti-rat?
 TehAmelie: ohohoho
 TehAmelie: i will say Netflix's Eva remaster and redub is an improvement. at least over the aliased, MS Paint subtitled "perfect" DVD box
  Juliamon: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Long Game (Adam, Heather, Cori, and Cameron continue their playthrough of Gloomhaven! Game: Gloomhaven) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (1s ago).
SaxPython: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Long Game (Adam, Heather, Cori, and Cameron continue their playthrough of Gloomhaven! Game: Gloomhaven) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (3s ago).
SaxPython: Oh no
 TehAmelie: 
 TemporallyAwry: !soon
SaxPython: Certainly Juliamon wins in horseshoes scoring
 Nigouki: Netflix did not remaster Eva, they just used the 2015 Japanese BD Box remaster
 TehAmelie: good to know
 Nigouki: it's frankly shameful that it took this long to bring the remaster over again
  Juliamon: No respect for the classics
 Nigouki: but also a bit understandable since even in Japan they had to rescue the old Eva from bad people
 TehAmelie: the OG dub has its romantic, indie aspects
 TehAmelie: the director voiced Rei herself because she felt nobody else understood the character. what wild times
 TehAmelie: imagine looking at any part of Eva and go "i am the only person in the entire english speaking world who gets this, everyone else is wrong"
 TehAmelie: and having a presumably mid-sized studio back you up
SaxPython: signal btw
  Juliamon: 
 TehAmelie: woot w00t
 ladyjessica: Woot woot
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 nickthecatbear:  
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EldarLuin: Ooooo! I'm not late today!
 TehAmelie: welcome
 TehAmelie: is today when we shall ask the players for a 25 words or less summary of the game so far? seems like a good time for a little recap. emphasis on little
 ladyjessica: I was about to ask what’s been happening lately.
 Kuhfeek: 
SaxPython: #Sewers
SaxPython: Was the consensus answer
EldarLuin: 
DideRobot: LRR: Time for the Long Game! Tonight our heroes venture deeper into the sewer to face the mechanical mayhem of The Deep Ruins. https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/110947355123905452
 TehAmelie: #JustSewerThings
EldarLuin: hi Adam
 Nigouki: ow
 BusTed: 
 TheWriterAleph: ouch the psychic damage
SaxPython: 
 Fanklok: Don't lie to me Adam
 korvys: !quote Adam
  LRRbot: Quote #5422: "I'm on team WeedBeej." —Adam [2018-10-20]
Despoiler98:     I FEEL ATTACKED
 CururuGuasu: That doesn’t sound like us
 Nigouki: that one hurt Adam
 TehAmelie: hello!
 pipshardfour: How dare you
 TheMerricat: Adam starting out with the insults right from the getgo!
DEATHlikescats: Woooow
 Simriel: Well the names have got sillier since I last watched this xad
 TehAmelie: Paul, the ghost in the machin
 saucemaster5000: is Paul ChatGPT
 TehAmelie: e
 Yolysses: Adam how much did that hurt to call us that?
EldarLuin: disembodied voice of Paul is always welcome
Despoiler98:     Did they bring juiceboxes for the whole class?
SaxPython: 
 TehAmelie: what IS Gloomhaven? i admit i have missed a lot of these
   LoadingReadyRun:  
 Simriel: I quite enjoy how deadpan Adam is able to say some truly absurd stuff.
 korvys: !quote Adam
  LRRbot: Quote #5307: "James is no where near as good looking as I am." —Adam [2018-09-05]
EldarLuin: *crickets*
 Fanklok: !findquote paul
  LRRbot: Quote #6826: "Paul's a genius." —James [2020-03-17]
 TheMerricat: Don't worry Paul, CHAT loves you. 
BrindleBoar: yno? 
 TehAmelie: "is Y a vowel today?"
 Simriel: Like Adam can say some absolutely batshit things, with a perfectly deadpan tone
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 DoctorHutch: Shield 5?!?
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 korvys: !quote Beej
  LRRbot: Quote #8415: "I can put my face wherever I want." —Beej [2023-01-01]
EldarLuin: Fire ruins everything, except more fire.
SaxPython: Shuffle your silverware
 Simriel: @eldarluin It can ruin that too, if there is so much fire you run out of oxygen
 korvys: !quote Adam
  LRRbot: Quote #4882: "It's never *my* fault." —Adam [2018-04-10]
 saucemaster5000: I'm a super nothanku
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: so just how gloomy is this haven
 korvys: !quote Heather
  LRRbot: Quote #6064: "The worst thing that can happen is we turn it off." —Heather [2019-05-26]
EldarLuin: "I put the fires out." "You made them WORSE!" "Worse... or.... better?"
 TheWriterAleph: how much could a single sandal cost?
SaxPython: 
 TehAmelie: !updog
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:11:53. 
 Xafty: do not lick rocks
  Juliamon: They are less happy than advertised
 TemporallyAwry: Isn't it licking fossils anyway?
 CururuGuasu: Oh no, I have happy shoes!
 BusTed: He's got a good thing going
frank_the_great:   
frank_the_great: Road quest?
DaxStrife: Road quest 10 confirmed.
 TehAmelie: in the jungle, the mighty jungle
 TemporallyAwry: The Gold Piece of Wishes* - grants one wish before scattering.  (*item is actually composed of 100 copper pieces)
 gualdhar: B O N E ?!?!
 Heefnoff: What’s good gamers
 TheWriterAleph: 
 CururuGuasu: The booooooooooones!
SaxPython: A Caps-Lock-y looking man
 Heefnoff: Do WHAT to dice? 
leroygardner81: hmm
 betweenmyself: 
 DoctorHutch: thank you adam.
 BusTed: 
 TemporallyAwry:   
 TheWriterAleph: very muppety now
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: yes, yes, good
 saucemaster5000: oh good now I can understand what beej is saying
SaxPython: Tingle is pro gambling
DEATHlikescats: Tingle all up in the hazy
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Isaac Clarke? From Resident Evil 4?
 TehAmelie: it was vaguely rainbow nation but that's pretty much it
 DrLigmaPhD: No option to merely suggest strip dice?
DEATHlikescats: Zing!
plundypops: Lololol
plundypops: Always punished
 saucemaster5000: there's the Isaac Childres we know and love
BrindleBoar: yeah, Dickensian prison
 Getter404: It means an Inox shows up to break your kneecaps
 CururuGuasu: You’ll have to sell some of your bugs
 DoctorHutch: maybe label that bag?
 couchboyj: I mean, you're criminals, but cheating at cards?!?!  Even criminals have standards.
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: no one wants to check Joe's Apartment's sleeves because they're full of bugs
 CururuGuasu: Edgar
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: "sure man, I trust you"
   LoadingReadyRun:  Gneiss Greg wearing chainmail is like the chain link fences they put on cliffs beside roads to prevent rockslides
 betweenmyself: Bug Adam’s Sugar Bathwater 
 itira: hello all
 saucemaster5000: Sam T Dog
 BusTed: Samuel Tanus Lee
 DrLigmaPhD: pleasure plates you say???
 couchboyj: Of the Gloomhaven Tanus Lees!
 saucemaster5000: unrecognizable runic language is just piglatin
 TheMerricat: @saucemaster5000 I mean for a world that never had Romans... 
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: my man playing nerfed and still winning
 couchboyj: Otaku Jeff Brain
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: now he's taking the training weights off
 saucemaster5000: Took the weights off
 saucemaster5000: jinx times infinity
 bytecaster: Actually, you link all over the place in Zelda
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 pipshardfour: Two treasure in the same room? Seems fishy
 sporkraptor: that's how pressure plates work!
 sporkraptor: you just need a sufficient amount of weight, doesn't have to be "live weight"
 CururuGuasu: Dwane “the Link” Zelda
 saucemaster5000: dwayne johnson tried out for Link, they said he was too small
 betweenmyself: Zelda, just sitting out in the middle of San Francisco Bay, cold and wet, waiting to be invaded by Sean Connery. 
 saucemaster5000: The bugs have to say the phrase "activate flying" or it doesn't work
 saucemaster5000: I'm here to say mean things and drink my juicebox and I'm all out of juice
 Fanklok: Sports ball!
DaxStrife: "I would like to generate fire." And what would you like to do in the game?
   LoadingReadyRun:  The canons make this remind me of an airship level in Mario 3
 sporkraptor: bugs = dilt biffrent
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 kynelwynn: My Bottom action is to Move 2 Resub button and my Top Action is to Heal 2 all allies within 4
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 saucemaster5000: Remember the mario power up that turned him into a thousand bugs?
DEATHlikescats: Dilt bifferent
 betweenmyself: Adam’s comprised entirely of Wogglebugs 
 couchboyj: @loadingreadyrun They better get moving before the auto scroll kicks in
 sporkraptor: game over man, game over
 saucemaster5000: we can't even prove otaku jeff was there
 sporkraptor: go team!
 couchboyj: Did sick kick flips
 CururuGuasu: Scout bugs
 saucemaster5000: Okatu Jefe es muy bueno
 saucemaster5000: getting paid in exposure
 sporkraptor: InvisiCoach says: rub some dirt in it, you're fine
   LoadingReadyRun:  Considering that it is all made of clockwork, whoever built this machinery made a real impressive AI to target and control the canons.
 sporkraptor: yeah they bleed oil
 sporkraptor: the scary part is when they start screaming
 saucemaster5000: they aren't actual cannons, they're the goblin cannons from labyrinth
 BrowneePoints: You know what they say about Bleeding Machines. Oil's well that ends well
SaxPython:   
 sporkraptor: @BrowneePoints ouuuuch XD
   LoadingReadyRun: @saucemaster5000 ah! so there's a little goblin in each canon, mechanical turk style
 BrowneePoints: Take the Juice Box Adam
 BrowneePoints: join the Juicies
 saucemaster5000: get him, he made us all think of gummy worms as penises
 BrowneePoints: Captain Falchion
 BrowneePoints: FALCHIONE......PAWNCH!
SaxPython: Fire Emblem X Kingdom Hearts
 pipshardfour: I think design just means it goes into your store to be purchasable now
 nickthecatbear: Ooh, give me a Tokyo mirage sessions but Vivi is an idol singer
 pipshardfour: You don't gain the item itself you gain the item "design"
LeopardaoSnow: to be fair Adam does have attacks and abilities that poison allies
SaxPython: 
 saucemaster5000: cheating is allowed checked page 122 of the scenario booklet
 saucemaster5000: here it comes....
SaxPython:    
 TemporallyAwry: In that case, it would be drip, not rizz 
 DoctorHutch: respect the fit
 SpazzyC: Give me one and give me two.  Cover me with muck and goo.
 gualdhar: something right now
DaxStrife: Something
 DoctorHutch: 
 CururuGuasu: Something
TetraRay: things some
Peregrine234: something
AtrusOfMyst: 
SaxPython: Engagement
 SpoonfullOfSugar: but what do i type?!?
 SpazzyC: something right now
 Nigouki: chicken butt
trainpants: don't call me out like that
 TemporallyAwry:  is the boss
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: definitely paying attention
 Astramentha: sleepy
DEATHlikescats: Waffles
 saucemaster5000: you asked!
 pipshardfour: make more mistakes and we will be all over it
 spurius: raise hand
DaxStrife: *Shows hand*
 terribleplan: Literally had to Alt-Tab to type this...
LeopardaoSnow: raise hands
 fireiceair1989: 
DarthRagnar815: 
 Fanklok: I'm at work
FPNY41: Eve Online 
 kynelwynn: played it, beat it, have opinions
 DoctorHutch: o/
 earlgrey82: I mean not this second but in general yes.
 pipshardfour: I'm going to play it this winter
 SpazzyC: Genshin Impact
 Astramentha: 😭 laptop too old
SaxPython:   
 terribleplan: I feel attacked
DEATHlikescats: @astramentha same 
AtrusOfMyst: About to play some magic on spell table
 saucemaster5000: (sigh) I signed up for sajam's driving school tournament and am regretting it
 Astramentha: @deathlikescats sad, sad fistbump
 betweenmyself: How are your waifus?  Are they single? 
SaxPython: Agreed Adam
 DoctorHutch: LFG 
 SpazzyC: GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
 kynelwynn: Let's GOOOOO
 saucemaster5000: Let us go forth.
trainpants: Cori knows
SaxPython: Blaseball Energy
 korvys: "A drive into deep left field by Castellanos"
 gualdhar: oh yeah Nick Castelanos only knows to hit during tragedy
Micsig: Sad to announce some famous person died, and Nick knocks one out of the park
 SpazzyC: Every homerun is another wildfire
 korvys: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_drive_into_deep_left_field_by_Castellanos
 DoctorHutch: aaaw i didn't know it went away
 itira: West Kelowna
 saucemaster5000: it ain't 20 square, that's mid
TetraRay: how dare
 SpazzyC: Yellowknife
 itira: the important BC ones
 itira: You know what im excited about? when the island sinks into the sea. Take that Adam 
 SpazzyC: Zombie Outbreak starts on the Island
 Kramburger: Lie down, try not to die, die a lot
 saucemaster5000: I'm getting intentionally bit and get myself into the nearest safe zone before I turn
teeyeezey: I want to move to victoria and go to the same gym as Mr Savidan
 TemporallyAwry: I still can't get over the fact California apparently got a hurricane and earthquake at the same time.  That's a CursedAchievement
teeyeezey: to see the gainz
 itira: 
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: @saucemaster5000 yeah that sounds like you
DEATHlikescats: Truly @temporallyawry
 SpazzyC: Tag it for the replay
 Kramburger: Pity everyone watching missed that
SaxPython: Lewd
 betweenmyself: Throw your juice box sounds stupendously dirty. 
 A_Dub888: !findquote split the party
  LRRbot: Quote #6926: "We could split the party. I've heard that's always the strategy!" —Andy [2020-05-04]
 TemporallyAwry: !uptime ... does someone need a break? 
 DoctorHutch: 
 Kramburger: Beej buddy, it's too late for juice. You can have milk, or water, okay bud?
 SpazzyC: It's fine
 Kramburger: Gong gang
4 raiders from McGurganatorZX have joined!
 saucemaster5000: Gon Gon gonna roll a monkey ball up you
 Kramburger: No sugar after 7, you know the rules
DEATHlikescats: Never gonna gonna give you up
 saucemaster5000: Joke's on you kram it's 6
 Kramburger: I don't know what backwards-ass time they use in Canada
 saucemaster5000: actually yeah good point
 A_Dub888: 
 Brozard: How do you read a clock upside down
 Kramburger: I'm taller than Beej!
 betweenmyself: “I been eating sugar since you were knee high to a grasshopper…  That’s why they had to take my feets!” 
 SpazzyC: Meat
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 saucemaster5000: do the cannons have movement or is this a run through map? (I don't remember)
 SpazzyC: Everything is fine
 sporkraptor: don't worry about it
   LoadingReadyRun:  Interestingly, it appears that pressure plate *do* count as "empty spaces" for the purpose of summoning or creating obstacles, but sadly an obstacle doesn't activate the plate 
 korvys: Don't shuffle the mods - they're busy keeping chat safe
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 SpazzyC: Then don't die.
 saucemaster5000: @LoadingReadyRun I'd like to file this in the index of the rulebook under "horseshit"
 BrowneePoints: Natty Whiff is my least favorite alcohol
 HorusFive: Like, regularly?  Or right now?
 saucemaster5000: that is not the adjective I would use for Adam's face
 TemporallyAwry: You have a very iconic "and he got away with it too!" face.  That was not it.
 BrowneePoints: Adam is always basking in his own Afterglow
  Juliamon: Dig up!
 itira: ol smug face
 saucemaster5000: didn't know twitch broadcasts live executions
 SpazzyC: ooo new physiological disorder for adam
SaxPython: Full Backpedal
 definenull: Always catching strays
 DoctorHutch:   
 HorusFive: @saucemaster5000 
 BrowneePoints: at the Disorders store, instead of Toys R Us it's Broken R U
 shendaras: Adam should be at 9 now, I think, from the healing potion?
 Fanklok: If Greg dies Cori has dibs on their shoes
LeopardaoSnow: in the strictest sense Joe is litterly made up of "people"
 A_Dub888: So the whole thing was longer than a minute but here's what I got https://clips.twitch.tv/KitschyHappyEyeballPanicBasket-mkaD69AE5rhjfksK
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LeopardaoSnow: ah the golem is doing his rocket punch
 raulghoulia: this reminds me of the time I was playing Tales of the Arabian Nights with a friend who described playing it as "the game giving me enough agency where I always feel like I'm doing something wrong"
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 saucemaster5000: @raulghoulia Arabian NIghts is great at that. Nothing you do matters and it's still somehow your fault
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MoxleyUnhinged: first time live, long time LRRker
SaxPython: @moxleyunhinged 
 TemporallyAwry: @MoxleyUnhinged "LRRker" oh, that's good 
MoxleyUnhinged: thank you thank you im here all week
 TehAmelie: meanwhile, here's a kitty https://i.imgur.com/EKcg6C4.jpg
 TemporallyAwry: What a huge flower 
Peregrine234: what a wonderful kitty
 TehAmelie: possibly
 TehAmelie: eek
 saucemaster5000: 
 HorusFive: 
 pipshardfour: Is this a stick up
 saucemaster5000: @TehAmelie gimme that
MoxleyUnhinged: and being an aussie, its nice to finally catch a stream live.
 saucemaster5000: otaku jefe is living it up selling che guevara t-shirts of themself
 TehAmelie: soo who's winning? team red, yellow, violet or black
 TemporallyAwry: I had a team project that was supposed to include the "who did what" sheet.  And the rest of the group absolutely didn't do anything - I omitted the sheet, that was my good karma of the year.
 KeytarCat: "Numbers don't mean anything, they just ARE!"
 Fanklok: The numbers Mason
MoxleyUnhinged: the numbers dont exist and the points still matter
 TehAmelie: what if we use a different number base? like, Pi?
 e_bloc: Corgo
MoxleyUnhinged: or binary 
 e_bloc: 527
SaxPython: 
 KeytarCat: Base pi is cursed
 Simonark: Typical that Otaku Jeff be remembered for the marketing image on a T-Shirt and not what he really stood for.
 saucemaster5000: he rode a motorcycle and wrote a diary
 TemporallyAwry: Fought Fascist.
MoxleyUnhinged: @KeytarCat based pi is not XD
 TemporallyAwry: Also Che was a doctor iirc?
 HorusFive: You should absolutely shoot them in not the part that shoots at you
SaxPython: Shot the cannon in the ... breach?
SaxPython: Fuse?
 saucemaster5000: @SaxPython I believe the word you are looking for
 saucemaster5000: (checks notes)
 saucemaster5000: Crotch
SaxPython: Lol
   LoadingReadyRun:  Canon: "Why was I programed to feel pain?"
 betweenmyself: Have you ever tried getting high…  ON WEED? 
 saucemaster5000: took mushrooms while on acid once. Didn't really... add anything. Watched alice in wonderland
SaxPython: 
 KeytarCat: That way lies madness, Adam, I say from experience
SaxPython: Was that Golem stunned by Beej?
 HorusFive:  
SaxPython: Thanks cori
LeopardaoSnow: I like how the person who can fly over the traps is going in the other direction
 saucemaster5000: I thought you were smug for some reason, can't put my finger on it
SaxPython: Authentic Experience
RampMV: Hi beej I don't know if you remember me but I was that kid you gave that commander deck to at  Minneapolis
RampMV: I'm 12
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: can you be on twitch if you're 12
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: >.>
SaxPython: Hunter2?
  Juliamon: I think that's technically a Twitch TOS, yeah. I won't say anything though.
 CururuGuasu: School’s still out for summer here in MN
 saucemaster5000: four of them are on screen
 rosesmcgee: Literally arguing with 12 year olds?
Spades_Slicc: Adam's arguing with a 12 y/o
 HorusFive: Standard gamer behavior- yelling at 12yos
Spades_Slicc: Wait till Adam learns how the progression of time works
 HorusFive: Actually had to track down some 3.5in floppy disks last week to try to get info off of an ancient piece of tech'
 KeytarCat: Wow, that's the age I teach....That's...wow
 e_bloc: nice
 emberBecky: I remember when you had to be 13 to make a Geocities page and I was so bummed out. XD
Spades_Slicc: Around 6' 2" work?
 HorusFive: Just put 2 smaller members of Chat together.  That's about one Adam, right
 e_bloc: I'm 6'5" and I've never fought, and I don't work out so I think we're good
SaxPython: The Power of Gritty compels you
 e_bloc: my name is Adam too, so it might get weird
 HorusFive:  VS 
 TemporallyAwry: Not with that attitude 
SaxPython: What if they were in a jar?
RampMV: Adam I Normally go to bed at 10 and it's 9 here
LeopardaoSnow: Adam v Adam, the fight Adam can't lose
 HoneyJack07: I’m 6’6 , i work out but never been in a fight , name is not Adam lol
 e_bloc: 
 saucemaster5000: 10 is when I start playing video game....
 Mazrae: How is the long game going
 RassilonDND: Feldspar fell into the river and never got out
 TemporallyAwry: Wicked?  Did he start as a pyromancer?
SaxPython: @horusfive re: Floppys I have 10 ish at work. Are you in a bind?
Spades_Slicc: How many "The Long Games" ago did Cori's character in something else die and she was told via chat?
 BusTed: think sexy thoughts... think sexy thoughts
Spades_Slicc: oh fun update
SaxPython: Sick
Spades_Slicc: Starfinder
 DoctorHutch: assassin rogue, battle master fighter, gloomstalker. Sick build.  he doesn't need anybody else... and he doesn't have anybody else 
 HorusFive: @SaxPython Nah- I found some.  Thanks tho
SaxPython: 
 HorusFive: Finally- I can pursue my dreams of writing
   LoadingReadyRun:  Golem was paid to take a dive
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: the sport's just not what it used to be
 saucemaster5000: it was manon
Spades_Slicc: Were you there for it?
   LoadingReadyRun:  Shake hands with danger
 RassilonDND: would love to see LRR do a baldurs gate 3 playthrough but I feel like dale may be busy
 TehAmelie: i like the eye-contact-with-hand-touching-your-heart form of greeting
 saucemaster5000: @RassilonDND Heather is doing a "play it forward"
 TehAmelie: no germs at all
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: @saucemaster5000 longest play it forward ever?
RampMV: Hey cori and Heather my mom loves you two
 RassilonDND: OH
 RassilonDND: nice
 TehAmelie: LRR: kid tested, mother approved
 KeytarCat: ADAM
TetraRay: 
 saucemaster5000: was gonna get him in trouble eventually
RampMV: NO!
 TheWriterAleph: that kid's on the escalator again
 TehAmelie: a normal skeleton would just be, like, dead and disassembled, right?
 RassilonDND: I keep asking for a normal skeleton, and all i get are these living bones....
 StreetRach: One could argue Xanathar has a job.
 HorusFive: https://clips.twitch.tv/ViscousEnchantingElkHassanChop-AWqXHKIBLaQr3aoQ
 pipshardfour: kid tested adam approved
 e_bloc: normal is in the eye of the beholder so you have to dig it out
Spades_Slicc: https://clips.twitch.tv/RichAnimatedCurryBCouch-eFfmcZ_HrX5igrZe
 gawag_: the only skeletons i can find these days are green from the allergy medication thing
 saucemaster5000: adam dig up
RampMV: Adam my mom is 52 year's old
 KeytarCat: Adam, please 
 saucemaster5000: if it makes you feel better RampMV Adam has said this about my mom 3 times and she's 73
 e_bloc: I'm your age Adam but you can date my mother, she is single.  she lives in Delaware though,
 Kramburger: Half of 52 + 7 mean that if you're over the age of 33 than it's not creepy if ramp's mum dates you
 saucemaster5000: fair
RampMV: I don't think the beast master ranger isn't that bad
 e_bloc: absolutely fair
 TemporallyAwry: @RampMV Double Negative 
 betweenmyself: Delaware taking some only partially deserved fire 
RampMV: Adam are you excited for wild's of eldraine
 StreetRach: Your enthusiasm is overwhelming.
 Mazrae: And the crowd goes mild ....    yay.......
RampMV: Hey that door was 1000 dollars
 HorusFive: Like the god damn Matrix
 KeytarCat: The revelation that Kathleen and Adam both have that deadpan is one of the fun bit's I'll remember from Elder Dragon Social Club
 saucemaster5000: a diamond in the rough-- are you saying you shat aladdin
 HorusFive: The plan was made of lies
 e_bloc: Beej, master tactician
RampMV: Hackers be like in a nutshell hcxgvjfsgkgsugdsjvgfshvgdshvgdhgvkhfsgvjhfsgvjhfgjfsgvhfdgvjfdgjfdgv
 saucemaster5000: no I don't trust your poison candy
 TemporallyAwry: Brennan Lee Mulligan's rant about snacking/almonds playing increasingly louder in the back of my head.
RampMV: I'm actually going to Fnm tomorrow
   LoadingReadyRun:  good thing Adam has his candy, so he isn't grumpy
 betweenmyself: Adam won’t say no because he’a really good at snack improv. 
Spades_Slicc: How does poisoning take courage?
 BusTed: 
 definenull: chat fraud eh?
 nickthecatbear: Claaaasic Graham
 Kramburger:   Hello I am Paul and I like to smell my own butt
 HorusFive: https://clips.twitch.tv/OutstandingAmazonianYamNinjaGrumpy-zYs53EEjyjlwf01v
Spades_Slicc: Adam, Identity Fraud is no joke
TetraRay: 
 DoctorHutch:  Nobody should buy Merch.
Spades_Slicc: Nevermind Identity fraud is now hilarious
 definenull: Will you?
LeopardaoSnow: oh right your playing a game
 KeytarCat: Would you
 Kramburger: No, but TBF I had a job interview for the first hour
 Nigouki: the game is now why we show up for this stream 
 saucemaster5000: I remember this differently
 Nigouki: *not
RampMV: hey Adam are Cameron and Kathleen crybabies like they are in Friday nights in real life
 definenull: We're here just for vibes
 definenull: BEEJ
 saucemaster5000: let's not... no fist of loves here
SaxPython: #Consent
 e_bloc: fisting is OP
 definenull: Maybe beej is just referring to Maria's super "take my love!"
   LoadingReadyRun: @RampMV Our FN characters are generally much worse people then we are in real life 
SaxPython: 
RampMV: Hey Adam are Cameron and Kathleen crybabies like they are in Friday nights in real life
 raulghoulia: @LoadingReadyRun Adam's isn't
 TemporallyAwry: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:19:39.
 couchboyj:  
 betweenmyself: The wheels came off so hard there are casualties among the crowd.
 e_bloc: this is like the TOTK dune buggy you put together super half assed
TetraRay: oh no
ShortForPhill subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 91 months!
 ShortForPhill: 
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SaxPython: 
RampMV: Hey Adam are Cameron and Kathleen crybabies like they are in Friday nights in real life
 saucemaster5000: 100m scrub
RampMV: that makes sense
 saucemaster5000: point and laugh at the human
 Simonark: Adam Savidan, Golem Nudger For Hire.
 definenull: Big stompy
 HorusFive: Look- now it's all funny no matter what you do
 MAPBoardgames: Golem Nudging? Is that like punching boulders?
 saucemaster5000: Two executions in one night. They just strung up the body after the firing squad, jesus
 betweenmyself: Table reduced to splinters under Adam’s emphatic character placement
 Simonark: Yes, but you need to know what a shem is.
RampMV: Hi Paul
 Simonark: Beej goes as in "Leaves the room" or "Takes His Turn?"
 definenull: WHAT
 HorusFive: https://clips.twitch.tv/BoringCheerfulPterodactylNomNom-GpsI2vKUqJCVcdof
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 iris_of_ether:   
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RampMV: I've actually never heard of gloom haven before
 definenull: No comment
 couchboyj: 
 saucemaster5000: stop! he's already dead! (cry emoji)
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: listen Adam I empathize, I am a huge stompy man also
RampMV: yes friends yes
TheBearBee subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 70 months, currently on a 2 month streak!
 TheBearBee: Joining the stream just in time to hear Adam get bodied by Beej. Classic
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 Simonark: Adam, tonight is the guy standing stock still in the middle of the room while everyone else is square dancing. You have to respect his decision not to square dance.
 definenull: !chat
  LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
 saucemaster5000: but Adam. you have to respect it
 Simonark: "Promenade all!" "No."
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: @saucemaster5000 "wrong."
 saucemaster5000: counterpoint
 saucemaster5000: right
RampMV: Adam I can see you're having a hard time
 definenull: 
 definenull: ggs
 iris_of_ether: 
 saucemaster5000: okay. My dad is over for dinner tonight. Heard I got a new fridge. He has been standing in the kitchen watching the burners cook dinner. That is fucking dad energy
 saucemaster5000: oven, not fridge
 saucemaster5000: goddamn it
RampMV: Beej the outfit that you were wearing at the magicon was hilarious
 saucemaster5000: I'll ask mom. Again.
 Simonark: The fridge didn't have burners when the delivery guys left.
 ghyllnox: Are you ready to be chat's stepdad?
RampMV: beej the outfit that you were wearing at the magicon was hilarious
 definenull: Aww
 definenull: Poor switch
 TemporallyAwry: Cool Technology 
 HorusFive: The bones also turn off
 saucemaster5000: they regenerate cells
 couchboyj: They where the ghosts and skelatons of robots?
 raulghoulia: has to replicate is a part of it
 Simonark: Living has about 10 conditions, breathing, eating, the ability to die, excreting waste
 itira: LOL
 definenull: Heather plz
 MAPBoardgames: Gottem!
TetraRay: 
 nickthecatbear: we just witnessed the final straw
 definenull: Bunch of chaos gremlins, all of you
 saucemaster5000: holy shit been shot so many times and still standing
 definenull: Good enough
loufghyslaufey: ort ort
 saucemaster5000: Look at these mouth breathers
QuixoticScrivener: spiders have book lungs
 Simonark: Oh, living things need to respond to their environment, externally and internally.
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Except spiders, hiwch have weird fucked up book lungs
Spades_Slicc: spiders aren't insects
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: they rule
 itira: 
 saucemaster5000: any toilet breathers in the house tonight
forthehoard: Arachnid
 couchboyj: Arachnid facts bug Adam
 iris_of_ether: 
 Simonark: Urinal breathers need not apply
 TemporallyAwry: I mean Spiders sorta have lungs don't they? 
Spades_Slicc: Cup?
Spades_Slicc: I SHOULD'VE bought a mug
lowbeer42: + 1 engagement point
 Simonark: Al Gore Rhythm
Spades_Slicc: Al Gore Rhythm
 DoctorHutch: I love my checkpoint mug
Spades_Slicc: @Simonark drift compatible
 e_bloc: is your mom single
 iris_of_ether: I bought not one but 2 Checkpoint mugs. (I broke the first one.)
 gualdhar: I watched the last 10 minutes and I don't know what happened
loufghyslaufey: oh gosh
 pipshardfour: why would you say that
 HorusFive: There will be some fightin' ...and also the video games 
 definenull: It's that class where we just watch a movie
 iris_of_ether: Teacher pulls out the VCR cart!
 Simonark: To be fair, it is the worst thing any game company has ever done, except for everything ever mentioned on Checkpoint
loufghyslaufey: nailed it, hehehe.
 definenull: They have the Heather seal of approval
 Simonark: You can draw horses, but you can't draw them in a nightclub.
 iris_of_ether: Horse!
 definenull: Uh oh
forthehoard: scripture hourses
 Simonark: Beej knows scripture! There WAS a Seth!
 definenull: Gluuurp \o/
 MAPBoardgames: GLURP!
 blip2004: Glurp Glurp Glurp
 pipshardfour: I think we are off the rails
SaxPython: 
 itira: 
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forthehoard: Glurp is a vary serious game
 HorusFive: Adam! You said the candy WASN'T poisoned!
 TemporallyAwry: That white powder wasn't sugar 
loufghyslaufey: Wait, no more "Krondor with Hands"?
 Simonark: Wait.. if Paul IS poisoned, will it be a locked booth mystery?
 KeytarCat: If y'all accidentally did a drugs, I'd be impressed at the coherence
 TemporallyAwry:  !
 definenull: Da bits
 pipshardfour: what kind of candy you eating
 e_bloc: cant stop wont stop
 itira: night everyone!
 KWardJenx: Bye!!
 Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
 Xiff_: 
 definenull: Thanks for stream!
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