Metric_Furlong: right, I need to get to bed
Metric_Furlong: have a good Glurp, chat
Metric_Furlong: I'll catch you in the VoD
Welbog: drnk mr glrp
LadyAiluros: GLUURRRP
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hello fellow drnkrs of glrp! Glad to be able to catch something live after partial bathroom ceiling collapse and more job disappointments!
Diabore: glurp?
azidbern95: slurp?
Thefluffiestguineapig: slrp the glrp
Juliamon: Overheard from my sister talking to a med-student teammate about glucosamine supplements for her cat: "Six months? That's so long!! Wouldn't it be faster for cats? Smaller bones, smaller cartilage, that's good science, right?"
ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: legs?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Yup that's how science works -.-
Juliamon: (she was being goofy)
Thefluffiestguineapig: I also should probably switch from my binging of speculative biology projects because I immediately thought about "what would make that question mark"
mitomanox: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Drink More Glurp) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (13s from now).
Thefluffiestguineapig: !next
Diabore: !next
Fanklok: !next
jessicaengle: Heyo
Thefluffiestguineapig: Damn, I got the command entered too recently thing
mitomanox: G.L.U.R.P. <3
jessicaengle: lrrHAM_HF
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Ok, that makes me feel better. Since I started working a saturday shift at a shelter there have been some things from potential adopters who were not goofing that make me want to shake them
Diabore: whos thirsty chat? cause we drinkin glurp
TheDailyMapleSyrup: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROWS lrrSHINE lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
TheAinMAP: Signal.
MAPBoardgames: lrrSIG duskvBeer lrrSIG GLUUURP!
PharaohBender27: lrrSIG !
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Diabore Are we all thirsty on main today?
airylan: lrrSIG
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Juliamon: yeah, my sister's not that much of an idiot, I promise
NimrodXIV: G L U R P
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Thefluffiestguineapig: lrrSIG lrrSIG
TemporallyAwry: guyjudgeCheers - Happy Timezone, bring out your Glurp
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PharaohBender27: Cheer690 Everybody get ready to GLUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRPPP!
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jessicaengle: bloop
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Thanks for starting the stream lrrPAUL
Juliamon: ahh I forgot how good Glurp's audio was
matthaus_c: thank you for glurping me it's glurp to be here
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Hey, all humans can be utter morons sometimes, it is a part of being fallible and mortal, I figure with you as a sibling she would have been slapped to sense
CaptainEnder7: Glurp time eceryone!
CaptainEnder7: *everyone
TehAmelie: drink more Glurp!
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Thefluffiestguineapig: lrrPAUL with the good starting audio as always!
BalthusHomewood: Oh is it time for Glurp, and the drinking therein?
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Drasvin: GLURP!
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mishrasbauble: GLRRP time
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matthaus_c: beej looking very dynamic in today's toot
mitomanox: i wonder who'll be playing
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rubikdarkwill: Well this is going to be fun to watch sleep-deprived
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TehAmelie: i've got a very glurp brand energy drink. it's called bang krazy key lime pie. cost about $1 for a liter
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LordZarano: Hope everyone's had a very GLURP day
Akaiatana: Hey, thanks Karma!
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v_nome: Fill this man with Glurp!
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TehAmelie: tastes like sugar free glurp
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northos: off by one?
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SymphonicLolita: GLARP
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Juliamon: (I am incapable of not leaning to the right)
RealGamerCow: Glurp
zerragonoss: @TehAmelie sounds like it probably has the same LD50 as glurp probably has.
MAPBoardgames: Maximum Color! Zero Taste! GLURP!
matthaus_c: do the glurpsm'n even have necks
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon ^And also your back
Dog_of_Myth: Good evening chat and glurpers
Tempest2097: GLURP
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Ace__of__Hearts: what are we Glurpin?
Tempest2097: How's it Glurpening Glurpchat?
matthaus_c: oooh Alex is repping Spaceshipping merch again today!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Dog_of_Myth So as the viewers are we the glurpers and the athletes the slurpers or vice versa?
KBKarma: I love that they did one Glurp stream, and they just keep coming back to the Glurp tap.
NewtyNewts: Where we Glurping boyz?
HbombAndFriends: What the glurp is this?
Autumn_3ds: GLRRP
ButButTheJesus: @Juliamon i tend to put left leg up, torso lean right, next pulled left
ButButTheJesus: *neck
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thmanwithnoname: <3
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Dog_of_Myth: @Thefluffiestguineapig ....yes
kynelwynn: Then I said, "It's Glurpin' time." and Glurped all over those guys
matthaus_c: @Thefluffiestguineapig I believe it is an advertisement for us to drink more glurp
matthaus_c: the glurpsm'n may or may not endorse glurp-brand
Darleysam: I'll take a Glurp Zero if you've got it
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patrick_stonecrusher: Gluuuuuuup!
Ace__of__Hearts: I gotta say I am getting hungrier for Starfield
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Dog_of_Myth Glad we got that cleared up *holds out hand to shake if permitted* nice working with you as always
korvys: bloop
TehAmelie: "are you the glurper or the slurper?" i'm glad the stream hasn't even started and it's already cursed
matthaus_c: do the glurpsm'n have an IGC like we have an IOC
control_rig: 5 seconds to Glurp!
Dog_of_Myth: @Thefluffiestguineapig *goes for high five*
e_bloc: time to glurp until you burp
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TemporallyAwry: !soon
LordZarano: Is Pepsglurp ok?
SquidVorb: glurp
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie That is a very cursed statement and it amuses me. Also more or less preemptively cursed than any JackBox?
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Darleysam: guest starring Glurps McKenzie
SaxPython: @LordZarano lol
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Boon_33: elfunkPopcorn
TemporallyAwry: Glurp > Slurm
Orlantia: Glurp it up mother glurpers!!!!!
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jessicaengle: sergePopcorn
matthaus_c: nice glurp
Dog_of_Myth: Got any of that Crystal Glurp?
kusinohki: meows *glurps* meow meow!!
Diabore: yall thirsty chat? because we drinkin GLURP tonight
wizzo1138: @TemporallyAwry GlurpsMcKinzie?
Raincoast_Bear: Never! Give me Slurm or Give me Death!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kusinohki blurrp!
control_rig: GLLRp
MAPBoardgames: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
Fluffy776: katesSip katesParty
Thefluffiestguineapig: DinoDance DinoDance
patrick_stonecrusher: DinoDance DinoDance DinoDance
rockman1967: Woot
LordZarano: jlrrCooltunes escher3DOOT escher3DOOT
PharaohBender27: I have a meeting towards the end of this stream, but look forwarding to see the subreads in the VOD to see if they notice my joke there :D
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CastleOtranto: @Dog_of_Myth Oh, The Glurp Crystal was my favorite movie as a kid
ReachW subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 21 months!
ReachW: It's time to glurp
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Mazrae: Let's get ready to GLUURRPP!!
Fluffy776: katesHi
cgwonder: gluuuuuuuuuurp
Sarah_Serinde: Beautiful
mishrasbauble: GLUUUUUURP
Kramburger: OH MY
SymphonicLolita: GLURRRPPPP
control_rig: By that I mean "gLRRp"
MichaelSnowbird: hahahahaha
korvys: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Raincoast_Bear: Hello Graham.
Nigouki: and also with you
Thefluffiestguineapig: 10/10 no notes
matthaus_c: jlurp
JRandomHacker: I'm very glad these streams are staying on-brand
Mr_Horrible: Jlurp?
KBKarma: Soft focus!
jessicaengle: Spoopy Graham
Ritaspirithntr: Flawless timing!
DaxStrife: GURLP
mitomanox: so. many. cuties.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: A soft focus G, anyway.
TheAinMAP: Hello.
lamina5432: not glrrrrrrp
Sarah_Serinde: Paul *is* pretty magical
ReachW: hlurp
JRandomHacker: I _really_ need to get the NPC shirt
kynelwynn: To Ben, your singing for the PPR Rats deck was so dang good. I want you to know that, mmk? Mmk.
memnus: glurp! glurp! glurp!
Fluffy776: 🍸
TehAmelie: glurpi i mean greetings
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sarah_Serinde I would even say very magical
Tempest2097: It's yboyz the Glurpgang
ButButTheJesus: DRINK MORE.
KBKarma: Oh hey, Alex merch!
SaxPython: Yo, is that a martini?
Akaiatana: Glurp tested poorly with the focus group
Kramburger: Pronounce it like Gnocci to really put people on tilt
Furvias: Gluuuuuurpppp
Arclight_Dynamo: Is Ian drinking a martini or a glass of water with olives in it?
Pteraspidomorphi: Nelson, for the very first time?
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SaxPython: Fancy
Sarah_Serinde: @Arclight_Dynamo Leftovers from LRL?
Dog_of_Myth: !store
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mishrasbauble: with pizza on a bagel
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
LRRbot: 2755 patrons for a total of $21,385.38 per month.
Juliamon: Arclight_Dynamo Honestly could be either
jessicaengle: Pizza rolls?
LithelyUnshod: Ben, can you see the chat?
RealGamerCow: Is that an ANSI martini?
El_Funko: Hwitch?
TemporallyAwry: Greeting Youtube Time-Travelers penaddTobyhi
iris_of_ether: PAX!
matthaus_c: always meet people in threes
Wicker_Guide: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 8:34.
Fluffy776: Pax West and Dragoncon always sneak up on me
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e_bloc: hello is social commerce
matthaus_c: very nice to see y'all back out and about for cons!
Juliamon: Half to PAX, half to Vegas, all Beej
Raincoast_Bear: Super Judge Beej!
Akaiatana: Beej is going to booth of the events
mishrasbauble: all beej all the time
SaxPython: PogChamp
Mollylele: so many beverages on the table and nary a drop of glurp to be found
Thefluffiestguineapig: The level 5 judge beej drop
DaxStrife: "Working the table at Vegas" sounds like something else.
space_turbulence: Alex i wanted to say I really like your sartorial choice of suspenders, it works well 👍
PharaohBender27: Oooooh
SymphonicLolita: oooo
cgwonder: oooooh
BalthusHomewood: Time to RIP and SIP some Glurp!
Diabore: sweet
matthaus_c: can we fantasy draft the sketch brackets
TehAmelie: rip and tear until it's drunk
raulghoulia: woof
Sarah_Serinde: Never missed a single update
Sarah_Serinde: Came close a few times but still D:
Sarah_Serinde: :D
control_rig: Probably nooooot
Morrigan9: maybe not
Thefluffiestguineapig: Nelson with the "dad check"
BalthusHomewood: be quick on the mute button
SaxPython: Nelly, Earmuffs
Thefluffiestguineapig: Riding the mute sounds like a hilarious parenting book
space_turbulence: Yes-no-no-yes-no-yes-yes
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matthaus_c: reminds me of how much Penelope loved the Crapshot where Beej does a huge "holy SHIT"
Raincoast_Bear: Let the GLURP Commence!
SquareDotCube: mostly the ones that end in "fuck"
BalthusHomewood: You are Medium Warm
NotCainNorAbel: Is Ian's drink a standard martini?
SymphonicLolita: time to gLARP
Rytel: I mean, the Crapshots have a pretty high Fucks per Minute (FPM) so the sketches, who knows?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is there a thing to remember?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or does it matter if you forget?
Fanklok: hammer the buttons and wiggle the sticks
KBKarma: Graaaaam.
raulghoulia: 1 of 20? good god
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matthaus_c: Grahamothy
BalthusHomewood: The Gary Ham himself
niccus: is there a savory graham cracker brand with graham masala?
ReachW: ar nar, grarm
KBKarma: The LRR unit of mass: the Graaam.
raulghoulia: for the competitive glurp circuit
spawnofhastur: The way y'all folks pronounce Graham is a bit of a shock to me, from down here in Australia. We pronounce it Gray-am.
jessicaengle: @KBKarma Watch out for the kill-a-graham tho
KBKarma: Same here in IE.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @KBKarma Is that the base unit or is the base unit something else?
BalthusHomewood: He's too powerful
TehAmelie: what momentum
cgwonder: out of controoooool
Sarah_Serinde: The reactions and cheers are seriously half the fun of these streams
Sarah_Serinde: tqsClap
PharaohBender27: tqsClap
control_rig: Dunk'd
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
LordZarano: lrrGOAT
kynelwynn: base line set
raulghoulia: Air Graham
KBKarma: @Thefluffiestguineapig The base unit is possibly the milliGraaam.
mishrasbauble: wheelerOok wheelerOok
matthaus_c: it's like seeing a hammer thrown
Diabore: that was a good ball of sports
Raincoast_Bear: lrrARROWS
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aitsu100: GLURP
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SaxPython: And across the line FBtouchdown
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Fluffy776: katesHypers
SquareDotCube: that DnD 3e maneuver!
BalthusHomewood: Imagining a football player doing this, just picking up the ball and spinning their arms
Desruprot: Wiggly Soccer
BalthusHomewood: "If you get hit its your own fault1"
Rytel: I want to see this is real life, just tackling a beach ball through a wall of milk crates
midnightcurryjazz: Ok dad
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Desruprot If you think this is wiggly you ain't seen nothing else
midnightcurryjazz: hit the button
YeetTheRich_: are these the controls they fixed
TemporallyAwry: reading the buttons explains the buttons
Thefluffiestguineapig: @YeetTheRich_ That was a PS4 controller
Heckhoundbolt: Good job Ian
PharaohBender27: RaccAttack
TemporallyAwry: RaccAttack
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian being maximum Ian as always
KeytarCat: This is why I only ever use cardinal directions for face buttons...
cgwonder: greyscale bandit fingers
PharaohBender27: YEET
KBKarma: So, a relevant question: what is everyone drinking?
ButButTheJesus: Tiny brown thing taker?
Sarah_Serinde: "foot"ing
Thefluffiestguineapig: YEET
kusinohki: ian is playing the secret event 0 - getting your character correct
Darleysam: this could be one of the "fixed" PS4 controllers, we don't know
matthaus_c: these controllers have never been to Tokyo
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nweasel: Almost missed the beginning, but happy to be here for more GLUUUUUUUURP~
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BalthusHomewood: A Precision Ian... he knows where the ball is because he knows where it isn't
Seagulyus: has anyone convinced Ian to try to change the sticks in the drifting joycons with a halls magnetic effect stick yet?
SquidVorb: LUL
KeytarCat: Ah yes, the first was the different
TheDailyMapleSyrup: I do that all the time on switch controllers
ALLxISxLOST: meekapCrab M'LRR Chat meekapCrab
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matthaus_c: caught a big 'un over here
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also Beej is probably going to be on a timer about when he is going to stop behaving
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh yeah
SaxPython: Needs more ground friction
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LadyAiluros: Alex, you're at three-quarters of a mile, call the ball
BalthusHomewood: ALX-cellent
NightValien28: yoo we glurping
cgwonder: as soon as matt said that i realised i was also leaning to the right
matthaus_c: I love how you can kind of form a binary system with the Ball
BalthusHomewood: @NightValien28 yeah, we glurpin'!
drewm1022: It seems like the run ends when the ball enters the goal, I wonder if you can throw it in from way behind.
Juliamon: This is why I told people to stretch. You're gonna lean!
spawnofhastur: I've watched Glurp speedruns. They're *insane*
matthaus_c: if you have time to lean, you have time... for crab
YeetTheRich_: set seed it is
Thefluffiestguineapig: That sounds eldritch in it's level of mind bending
TemporallyAwry: There are reconfigured challenges - I assume the speedruns in there are crazy.
BalthusHomewood: Matt the Merciless
KBKarma: If you have time to lean, you have time to not be mean... about crab.
TehAmelie: maybe if you run it a hundred times until you get the right combination
matthaus_c: is glurp harder than chess
Boon_33: a TAS with a set seed would work.
Thefluffiestguineapig: That is a cursed phrase
Darleysam: AIs can learn to play Dota, but can they learn Glurp...
ALLxISxLOST: Please no
Wicker_Guide: Who's going to stop us?
Vulcnor: Deep Gluping?
BalthusHomewood: DEEP GLURPING
mishrasbauble: some of that deep glurp
e_bloc: ChatGLP
SquidVorb: gLLMrp
AutonomousTurtle: Deep Glurple? I love Smoke on the Water
ButButTheJesus: We have to Glurp deeper
Heckhoundbolt: The day AI can play Glurp better than humans is the day humanity is enslaved
DoctorHutch: defintely
SaxPython: Yaaaaaaaaaa
KeytarCat: TAS is not machine learning. If you set the seed, you can tas a potentially random game
Lord_Hosk: It was almost sonics 30th aniversary
Boon_33: @Heckhoundbolt we've learned all we can from the humans, eliminate them.
BalthusHomewood: perpetual motion machine
Atarra: gotta go FAST
spawnofhastur: I remember Ian's shufflecat breaking the speed limit
KeytarCat: Can you just chuck it across the level?
BalthusHomewood: Know what he's Sayan?
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KiaStirling: 36 months! that's enough months to draft with!
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matthaus_c: the Goku hair should have you stuck on a Super Saiyan animation
Fruan: Go team shufflecat!
KBKarma: Beej is such a tease.
mowdownjoe: Ben looked like he was playing Zangief there.
cgwonder: uWu
betweenmyself: Beej edging the continue selection
matthaus_c: a shuffle dog
spawnofhastur: OH! Speaking of shufflecats, did y'all see that Racoons in Germany are breaking into houses and stealing beer?
PharaohBender27: escher3FOX ?
Fluffy776: katesEyes
Thefluffiestguineapig: We don't even have a sponsor yet
TehAmelie: such powerful moves
PharaohBender27: @spawnofhastur Like they haven't always been doing that? :p
aiolian: just saw the notification, thank you @KBKarma for the gift sub!
TemporallyAwry: @spawnofhastur That is hilarious, and clearly anti-raccoon propaganda RaccAttack
matthaus_c: Nintendo just HAD to be different eh :p
KeytarCat: But you have to care to do anything!
KBKarma: @aiolian No worries! Enjoy!
BalthusHomewood: He's Beauty, He's Grace, he's DNR this race
Fluffy776: FBtouchdown
Raincoast_Bear: DUi?
RealGamerCow: Master Glurper
adambomb625: Is there online multiplayer for this game?
BalthusHomewood: "I'm not a baby, I'm a tumor"
matthaus_c: I love Nelson's dainty lad
Lord_Hosk: 1 to 1
korvys: Children - A non-zero amount of flailing
eric_christian_berg: Didn't someone in the Books of Magic comic make his cancerous tumor his familiar?
niccus: i've been a baby before, it's easy
Juliamon: Glurp is what they're selling
Thefluffiestguineapig: The amount of yeeting of self and objects in this game is amazing
KBKarma: Another DNF.
PharaohBender27: @spawnofhastur Oh and of COURSE they got introduced by some person going, "Why don't we just import some of this animal for funsies?"
Lord_Hosk: Everyone with a good run in childrearing was 90% luck 10% skill, just like Glurp
TemporallyAwry: @spawnofhastur This has brightened my day - thank you.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Unintentional yeeting at that
ghyllnox: @drasvin The product is Glurp, because sports needs a sponsor
Fluffy776: katesDesk katesBlubbers
matthaus_c: is Glurp Shitto anything
Akaiatana: @eric_christian_berg That's a real thing in D&D 3.5. Disease mage.
Boon_33: Matt Wins!
BalthusHomewood: Rattatoullie meets soccer
Raincoast_Bear: Lawn Darts.
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CodeIndigo: uwu glurp me faster
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PharaohBender27: I think we've seen this once, maybe?
control_rig: Boot!
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown
Diabore: fair, fair
eric_christian_berg: @Akaiatana Nice!
Boon_33: that might be it.
TehAmelie: i bet you can stand on the square
RealGamerCow: Kicky
Darleysam: onk
BalthusHomewood: @Akaiatana Pathfinder, too
MAPBoardgames: Probably a metal
wordmogul: kicky
ButButTheJesus: it's good!
MAPBoardgames: medal
jessicaengle: Nerts to this dart
jessicaengle: *myeh*
Atarra: maximum arm
PharaohBender27: @TehAmelie Good luck accomplishing that, though
BalthusHomewood: That is quite the lawn dart
TemporallyAwry: Beej jlrrNo
LordZarano: Those are LEGS Beej!
matthaus_c: what's the difference between vestigial legs and testicles?
KBKarma: I think also that once you pass the edge, the character automatically lets go.
Atarra: it's always arm day here
Thefluffiestguineapig: My face hurts
jessicaengle: \o/
Atarra: XD
jessicaengle: uppies!
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
baltimore_667083: LUL
matthaus_c: this is Ben's curse
cgwonder: oh nooo
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
spawnofhastur: god i love glurp
BalthusHomewood: RIGHt THERE
Fluffy776: FBtouchdown
Seagulyus: you win in our hearts Ben
SymphonicLolita: aaaand spike
MAPBoardgames: May not be shortest...
Welbog: Bravo
Heckhoundbolt: welp
KeytarCat: NotLikeThis
mishrasbauble: ouphe
Thefluffiestguineapig: @jessicaengle This entire game could be conveyed in these emotes
Mr_Whyt: mmm glurp
TehAmelie: impressive
Diabore: as is tradition, ben whiffs the throwing mini game
KeytarCat: DF
matthaus_c: I wanna play two-handed darts
Thefluffiestguineapig: The careful setup followed by just nonsense is amazing
Atarra: *faceplant*
baltimore_667083: KEK
Darleysam: FBtouchdown
GhostValv: D:
jessicaengle: jlrrFacepalm
BalthusHomewood: pro strats
rasterscan: Way better film too
Thefluffiestguineapig: No one would ahve completed them
KBKarma: Ready Player One would have been a better film if it hadn't been shit.
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Kramburger: Reminds me of the chaos emerald in sonic on the master system that you find by running backwardfs at the start of a boss level
mishrasbauble: RIP
RealGamerCow: I love Glurp because you *know* what you want to do but *cannot* do it
Fluffy776: katesParty
LordZarano: PrideRise
Welbog: A for style
MAPBoardgames: Ian's the winner of the HIGH throw...
matthaus_c: Rhythmic Glurpnastics
NotCainNorAbel: kicking it has been good
TehAmelie: or just glurpnasty
mowdownjoe: @kbkarma I enjoyed it, but it was very "Spielberg by the Numbers". Now, let's not talk about the book...
Thefluffiestguineapig: Honestly sometimes watching glurp reminds me of Crashbandicoot somtimes
airylan: *yakkity sax intensifies*
Welbog: Stuck the landing, too
SymphonicLolita: hangtime!
Fluffy776: katesSpace
BalthusHomewood: the most complete arc
cgwonder: so smooth
MAPBoardgames: Matt Medaled
princess_intell: Oh no did I miss highlights
ButButTheJesus: noice
DigitalSeahorse: cool move
jessicaengle: Can o corn
KBKarma: @mowdownjoe Honestly, never seen the film, have read the book.
Heckhoundbolt: you do
Raincoast_Bear: *polite clap*
PMAvers: That feels like the closest thing to a throw we got? Instead of a spike
SaxPython: I feel like saloon player piano
DigitalSeahorse: nice
Welbog: HAHA WOW
SymphonicLolita: NICE
Atarra: 3rd just inches forward
matthaus_c: I can't believe this
DiscordianTokkan: lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: @airylan At what point does the yakkity sax just become insufficient
TehAmelie: speed points
Fluffy776: katesFlower
Boon_33: stole 3rd :)
ani_laurel: That was perfect
jessicaengle: sergeJustRight sergeJustRight sergeJustRight
midnightcurryjazz: lrrJUDGECALL lrrJUDGECALL lrrJUDGECALL
Heckhoundbolt: amazing
BalthusHomewood: Just the Tip for the Win
Thefluffiestguineapig: I can't breathe
matthaus_c: how was Matt still 2nd!
matthaus_c: Glurpenol
BalthusHomewood: Glurpinol
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh laughing tears
RealGamerCow: Muscle touch
cogito_ErgoSam: Massive tie for 3dr!
eddieatthegov: This is why we glurp
DigitalSeahorse: also crying tears but lol
cogito_ErgoSam: *3RD
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DigitalSeahorse Same
wordmogul: Rocket hands!
Welbog: Ball touch - brought to you by Muscle Touch.
Ace__of__Hearts: are we glerping?
Thefluffiestguineapig: We need Adam here to yell "help I'm being bullied!"
RealGamerCow: Poink dodgeball sound
matthaus_c: @Welbog muscles are stored in the balls
control_rig: "Nyope!"
Atarra: it's like a laser and a cat
ElektroTal: oh you know what would be fun? streaming four player vampire survivors coop
DigitalSeahorse: Thefluffiestguineapig offers hugs of consent
KBKarma: The heart wants what the heart wants. Same with the green ball.
Welbog: @matthaus_c !!
ElektroTal: we should, nelly
SoaringDragon42: I want to see LRR do commercials for all the sponsors
KeytarCat: they need to recharge, yes
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DigitalSeahorse Consent enthusiastically given, and I appreciate them
DigitalSeahorse: 5
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Skye_Nighthawk: Glurp floop glop!
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KBKarma: Oh, can them LRRsm'n not see below their preview as well?
Welbog: If you go fast enough, you'll occupy all balls at once.
DigitalSeahorse: Thefluffiestguineapig voxlunHug ssandHUG
matthaus_c: it would be such a high effort bit if Graham reviewed Glurp Sponsor Logos like Olympic Emblems
Boon_33: KA-maayyyy-aaaaaaahhh!
LordZarano: "Extend arms" is important
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Boon_33 You beat me to it
quasi79fu: this game seems like fever dream???
Thefluffiestguineapig: I keep half typing something and then be incapacitated laughing
Thefluffiestguineapig: @quasi79fu Yup
adambomb625: Why are there decimals in the score? Can you get half a touch?
Heckhoundbolt: @matthaus_c I would watch it
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BalthusHomewood: Everyone thinks they have a plan till they have balls in their face
quasi79fu: evolution was not kind to these poor creatures in game
Darleysam: very School Sports Day clap, there
shurtal: Ian's gonna soak
Fluffy776: katesSmile
KBKarma: Remember: if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
cgwonder: LUL
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James_the_Dabbler: Glurp time :D
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Sethalidos: Ian, pls
Ace__of__Hearts: dear doctor Graham did you see All In?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh Ian
BalthusHomewood: The Loch-Nar?
Raincoast_Bear: The LOKNAR
ShifuDaxiongmao: so, it this round about having thrust issues? :P
DigitalSeahorse: I approve of the idea if you have that many bowler hats
PharaohBender27: @quasi79fu Blame the sponsors, not evolution (the conceit is that the round's sponsor affects the players' bodies)
eric_christian_berg: That's my Loc-Nar, you b****!
quasi79fu: ooof
quasi79fu: I sorry if i being annoying by the way
matthaus_c: you know, getting custom body parts as advertisements for corporate sponsors wouldn't be the /worst/ way to make a living
BalthusHomewood: Oh no, he's Ballin' and He cant Get Up!
PharaohBender27: NotLikeThis
control_rig: Robbed!
ElektroTal: STUFFED
Thefluffiestguineapig: So close!!
SymphonicLolita: bullied!!
Darleysam: the DENIAL
Fluffy776: katesYell
DiscordianTokkan: The Ball Wall!
SaxPython: NotLikeThis lunarj1Fangs
red_shoes_jeff: OMG I'm missing Glurp!
ghyllnox: Graham you going One... Two... Three distinctly reminds me of my parents putting me in timeout when I was small, I had a minor panic attack
kumatsu: It's those old Mario Party meme videos: Nelly wins by doing absolutely nothing
BalthusHomewood: How the mighty have ballen
KBKarma: OH NO.
matthaus_c: oh not the stun rods
ShifuDaxiongmao: give us bombs!
SymphonicLolita: hurdl
Boon_33: Graham sneaks into a lead!
KeytarCat: c'mooon bombs
ElektroTal: handcuffed feed!
BalthusHomewood: Gravity?
Sorator13: Ah, lost track of time and only now am coming in! Love a combined couch full of LRRsfolk and some glurp
KeytarCat: YES!
tehfewl: Flails
KeytarCat: Not random
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cgwonder: they explode if you hit the ground hard i think
SymphonicLolita: they explode when you jump on them
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup, random feet explosions are great
quasi79fu: bomb feeet
Heckhoundbolt: they explode when you hit the ground (not in the bubble)
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown
jessicaengle: Zoomies!
matthaus_c: olympic glurping
pn55: seabatClap
baltimore_667083: SHEEEEESH
Welbog: *polite gold clap*
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
eric_christian_berg: THIS IS SPARTA!
DarkMorford: GLURP
Sarah_Serinde: tqsClap
Boon_33: nice.
TehAmelie: rocket propelled hudling here
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is actually the rare good alignment
ElektroTal: gotta go faaaaaaaaaaaast
Fluffy776: katesAw katesMega FBtouchdown
Lord_Hosk: Get a cup of that mans glurp
BalthusHomewood: CLUTCH
DiscordianTokkan: I want a cup of that bomb';s gunpowder!
SaxPython: It's Turbo Time PogChamp
tehfewl: i want a cup of that mans Glurp
mishrasbauble: god gamer
Featherweight_: Worrrrrrlllld record!
TheAinMAP: FBtouchdown
RealGamerCow: Wr
BrowneePoints: Bomb HANDS
ButButTheJesus: WOOOOOO
KeytarCat: Walk softly and thgey don't explode, hence the Etiquette School
iarethel0ser: Old "fly above the map" strategy.
Welbog: Wow!
raulghoulia: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
mishrasbauble: WOAG
BalthusHomewood: man this sponsor makes this one GREAT
mishrasbauble: wheelerY wheelerH
TehAmelie: believe in the ball and throw yourself
KodeMage: consecutive world records
TheWriterAleph: pewwww
Thefluffiestguineapig: The fact they keep bouncing when they finish is amazing
DaxStrife: Fling it, that's the ticket!
Heckhoundbolt: You must Flail
ReachW: Just go full send
Fluffy776: The best hair for this
MichaelVYee: I believe I can fly…
Boon_33: doctor, hurl thyself.
NimrodXIV: too much air
quasi79fu: he went to space
DiscordianTokkan: ICARUS!
Fluffy776: Too powerful!!
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Too much power!!!
KodeMage: screwed the dismount
mishrasbauble: too much space!!
Sorator13: too close to the sun!!!
red_shoes_jeff: THE HURBIS!!!
Featherweight_: gruped too greedy~!
jessicaengle: sergeHubris
SaxPython: #Icarus
ElektroTal: too much power!
TehAmelie: flew too close to the sun
DigitalSeahorse: that should count
BalthusHomewood: Walk without rhythm and you wont attract the GLurp
TheWriterAleph: too faaaaast
Vulcnor: Well hello highlight reel..
KeytarCat: The first three :P
Thefluffiestguineapig: I didn't even know you could bounce off the edges of these levels
Welbog: 2 fast 4 speed
quasi79fu: i belieeeeve i iiii can fly
Thefluffiestguineapig: Stuck the landing!
TehAmelie: yeah, the finish is a box and not a line just to make it harder
Sorator13: Looks like lime and broccoli
TheWriterAleph: the impact absorbant gelatine
PharaohBender27: BEEJ
Welbog: Be the Nanaka Crash you want to see in the world.
Fluffy776: katesGiggle
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Welbog 2 fast 4 speeeeeeeee (the sound fades off)
Fluffy776: katesSpace
Boon_33: if this was high jump Alex would be doing well.
mishrasbauble: nelson.
matthaus_c: To Hurd
drewm1022: Hurt-les.
TehAmelie: Doctor, helple yourself
TehAmelie: breaking the sound barrier
matthaus_c: ROBBED
Thefluffiestguineapig: RUINED
Darleysam: seabatNogood
kusinohki: hurt-less... no hurt-mores.
Fluffy776: katesLost katesFine
jessicaengle: Anyone else getting ExciteBike vibes?
Fluffy776: That was amazing
Welbog: You got this, Nelly
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ground touched twice and it decided on revenge
quasi79fu: ooops
quasi79fu: he can fly
corefluxx: Cheer100
matthaus_c: nelly has great dynamic poses
mishrasbauble: NOOOO
Fluffy776: katesSpace
Thefluffiestguineapig: Nelly is doing a shuttle launch
laikagoat: fionLOL fionLOL
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quasi79fu: ole
Welbog: And Nelson has opened with the Millennium Jump
Sarah_Serinde: tqsClap
A_Catastrophic_Success: Time for the grandfiNelly
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
PharaohBender27: tqsClap
Sorator13: TORPEDO
VeryBadLifeChoices: strong finish
cgwonder: the perfec finish
ReachW: Nice!
eric_christian_berg: Strong finish!
control_rig: That last Rocket Jump was amazing\
ShifuDaxiongmao: 9.5 from the german judge on that last jump
GhostValv: \o/
Boon_33: FBtouchdown
TheWriterAleph: noice noice noice
ElektroTal: Superman!
jessicaengle: FBtouchdown
KeytarCat: Yeeeeah, hold down left
BalthusHomewood: Bra-VO
Thefluffiestguineapig: I clapped here for that
mishrasbauble: we did it chat
ichibento: lrrWOW
Transmuted_Elf: the superman finish was amazing
BalthusHomewood: Amazon Challenge
Heckhoundbolt: The worst event
KBKarma: OH NO.
TehAmelie: that last launch was perfect. everyone learns constantly over their 60 seconds
KeytarCat: hehe, get one and you win :P
Thefluffiestguineapig: NO
Fluffy776: And with bumpers because it wasn't hard enough
matthaus_c: oh NO
Heckhoundbolt: OH NO
KeytarCat: OH NO
Thefluffiestguineapig: That is so bad!
Boon_33: lol
Heckhoundbolt: WHY
Atarra: RIP
rockman1967: Sick
wordmogul: I should Not be drinking during this stream.
jessicaengle: What's going on? In my glurp.
ani_laurel: discount gravity is intermittent
Thefluffiestguineapig: We had a great sponsor match last round and this round is revenge
BalthusHomewood: just whip em
Heckhoundbolt: WAIT GRAHMA HAS 2
kynelwynn: Dave's Discount Gravity and Package Delivery where what you want gets to you. On time?
mishrasbauble: its been an honor serving your
quasi79fu: major tom are u there
Welbog: What?!
DarkMorford: @wordmogul You should be drinking Glurp
KBKarma: Huzzah!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHORN
matthaus_c: I love how they regularly have Quality Gravity, but occasionally advertise Discount Gravity
ichibento: Whaaaaaa
Thefluffiestguineapig: VICTORY
Fluffy776: katesParty katesParty katesParty
Darleysam: Gaming!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Any!!!!!!!
BalthusHomewood: Ghram admits on stream
jessicaengle: sergeGG
KeytarCat: Gravity helped!
ShifuDaxiongmao: if you go into the air alone, dance for chat :)
TemporallyAwry: Gravity - 50% Off, buy now.
MAPBoardgames: Dave's Discount Gravity. Our sales are going, up?
DiscordianTokkan: Snrk
corefluxx: Dave's Discount Gravity... I think it needs a "Spokesman"
ElektroTal: phrasing, graham
Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat The same way my cats do when I'm putting new sheets on
ichibento: Can I buy two Gravity?
arkham1981: finish in the box eh?
Welbog: Phrasing
BalthusHomewood: @arkham1981 I heard it too
KBKarma: Yote!
baltimore_667083: @corefluxx i wholeheartedly agree
Heckhoundbolt: Goku, you need to deliver this package
jessicaengle: New Mail Time is spicy.
BalthusHomewood: Sayian Delivery Service
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
shurtal: Dunka-chichi
Thefluffiestguineapig: @jessicaengle Mail Time challenge mode
DiscordianTokkan: RObbed
KBKarma: Chichi, where do children come from? :D
quasi79fu: robbbed
Sorator13: after the buzzer, didn't count!!
LordZarano: ROBBED
MAPBoardgames: REF!
Forgebold: ROBBED
ichibento: lrrWOW
Boon_33: Judges!
RealGamerCow: Slomo replay
MAPBoardgames: lrrJUDGECALL
TemporallyAwry: !findquote suppressor
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A_Catastrophic_Success: Slippidty-slorp on down to Discount Dave’s Gravity! Gravity, it’s the law?
Akaiatana: Ben was porch pirated
kumatsu: I must go, my people need me
AtomicAlchemical: i want a cup of that ref's glurp
ichibento: Yay!
KBKarma: Inertia, I think.
quasi79fu: rigged???
Welbog: Beej is best at mail time
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Heckhoundbolt: The worst Event
Thefluffiestguineapig: @KBKarma Intertia?
jessicaengle: Holy mackerel
KBKarma: If it was moving and then gravity kicked out, it kept moving.
VorlonScout: This one is cruel
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betweenmyself: “Sorry, my people need me.” *Beej died on the way back to his home planet*
airylan: everyone so far has had at least one box in at some point which I think is the best this game's gone before
Thefluffiestguineapig: @betweenmyself That sounds like a great crapshot
Its_VeeBot subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 105 months, currently on a 94 month streak!
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Welbog: Ian's approach doesn't always work but it's always stylish.
Heckhoundbolt: @airylan spoke too soon
Welbog: Next level
KBKarma: WOW.
DigitalSeahorse: woooo
DapperKoala2: bittieClap
Thefluffiestguineapig: YESSS
BalthusHomewood: Bens Kikōhō Delivery Service
ani_laurel: Good job
Sarah_Serinde: tqsClap
jessicaengle: Majestic
control_rig: Wooooow
cgwonder: bravoooo
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown
SoaringDragon42: YAY!
matthaus_c: he's so smart
RealGamerCow: Spaceshipping!
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
SaxPython: Certified Gamer
Heckhoundbolt: ALEX!
Ryxiene: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Thefluffiestguineapig: Actively Gaming!
DiscordianTokkan: seabatClap
TehAmelie: the slow and steady
PharaohBender27: tqsClap
iarethel0ser: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
red_shoes_jeff: He's beginning to believe...
wordmogul: Tactics!
ShifuDaxiongmao: "Need a unified theory, or maybe don't? Come down to Dave's Discount Gravity and Dark Matter"
TheAinMAP: FBtouchdown
Fruan: SpaceShipping strats!
Its_VeeBot: A beautiful day for the sport of BOX
generalpurpose subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 55 months!
generalpurpose: Gluuuuuuuuuurp
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DigitalSeahorse: Alex! ssandSPOOKED digita435Octo digita435LOVE
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahahah
Thefluffiestguineapig: YE!
Ryxiene: LUL FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Sarah_Serinde: tqsClap
7gorobei: this is the way
TheWriterAleph: doogCLAPPING doogCLAPPING
KBKarma: @JRandomHacker Cheating!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Strategy!!!
Darleysam: Coached Nelly
BalthusHomewood: The brilliant strategy of doing... nothing
SymphonicLolita: e g g
matthaus_c: Aunt1e as a Glurp Sponsor
SoaringDragon42: Three way tie for 4th
RechargeableFrenchman subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 62 months!
RechargeableFrenchman: It's a good day to drink more glurp
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PharaohBender27: tqsEgg and tqsSpoon !
cgwonder: your body is basketball
TehAmelie: perfect for an egg carrying race
jessicaengle: sergePopcorn
NimrodXIV: poke
airylan: e g g
Mr_Horrible: sofieEgg
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Egg.
ReachW: egg
Dog_of_Myth: Egg
quasi79fu: this is hilarious
Its_VeeBot: boop
quasi79fu: omg
KBKarma: *golf announcer voice* oh, very gentle.
Thefluffiestguineapig: The slow roll is amazing
TheWriterAleph: leetle poosh
ElektroTal: this is the funniest effing thing i've seen
Mr_Horrible: "nice hat"
ButButTheJesus: E G G
Darleysam: I love how the music is so perfect for every event
jessicaengle: teeeheeeheeeeeee!
iarethel0ser: I have been behind someone in the grocery store doing this.
Thefluffiestguineapig: My face hurts
BalthusHomewood: That chicken must be enormous
KBKarma: *golf clap*
ElektroTal: tip toe
ichibento: ThankEgg
PharaohBender27: sharkf11CLAP
kumatsu: that' a heck of a one-egg omlette
Sorator13: I like how this is the "egg and spoon" race... and it's an egg and a shopping cart
TehAmelie: the egg is full of confetti btw
YeetTheRich_: wheelerFry wheelerFry
forthehoard: EGG
KBKarma: Dainty, huh.
PharaohBender27: Welp
TehAmelie: or jelly beans i guess
tehfewl: yoked
quasi79fu: oops
SymphonicLolita: that's beans!
Heckhoundbolt: "dainty"
SoaringDragon42: DAINTY
AtomicAlchemical: egg
electra310: Bonk
DiscordianTokkan: sergeHubris
MAPBoardgames: You egged too greedily and too deep
betweenmyself: Delicious jelly bean omelette
KBKarma: Goku known for his paternal instincts.
forthehoard: The most careful sain
jessicaengle: Kiss that egg
WiJohn: So get Piccolo to do it?
PharaohBender27: Ooooh
Boon_33: Kees
SaxPython: Do the stickbug
TehAmelie: remember that time he accidentally punched Chichi through a wall
cgwonder: steady ben steady
Fantusta: I need a DIFFERENT adult
BalthusHomewood: DODGE!!!
BrowneePoints: Tamagohan @loadingreadyrun
Sarah_Serinde: tqsClap
Thefluffiestguineapig: @forthehoard That is the Sayan you don't see because they solve problems
TheWriterAleph: the dismount!
Welbog: The ol' doublegraham
ShifuDaxiongmao: good fatherly play.. who do you think you are, Piccolo?
red_shoes_jeff: e g g
KBKarma: Why didn't you DOOOOOOODGE!? *bleh*
DiscordianTokkan: @BrowneePoints escher3PUN
quasi79fu: hahahaha
MAPBoardgames: Wong Way!
Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't know how that happened at all
Boon_33: really, Not backwards!?
quasi79fu: lol
TheWriterAleph: FLING EGG
Sorator13: LUL
matthaus_c: the perfect 0
BalthusHomewood: - 20m
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
quasi79fu: is that new record??
TehAmelie: at least it didn't go below 0
electra310: Beej rides in the cart now!
SnackPak_: o7 egg
ShifuDaxiongmao: "Winner of the high egg jump!"
TehAmelie: touch the eggy
BalthusHomewood: Egg-celent
ALLxISxLOST: Wait... is this egg the Egg named Paul from password game?
Sorator13: oh dear
MAPBoardgames: I try to imagine what top-tier glurp play would look like.
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
Its_VeeBot: @MAPBoardgames I think this *is* top-tier Glurp
BalthusHomewood: @MAPBoardgames I feel like it would be impressive, but maybe not as fun?
Thefluffiestguineapig: There is nothing quite like a glurp stream shout of "OH NO!!"
MAPBoardgames: @BalthusHomewood I agree
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NimrodXIV: ooooo
PharaohBender27: :O
KBKarma: Ooof.
DiscordianTokkan: So close!
cgwonder: so clooooose
Sorator13: photo finish!!
Boon_33: robbed!
fonicbelt: Robbed
RealGamerCow: 5 cm?
ichibento: Robbed!
electra310: Heartbreak city
SoaringDragon42: cheated
Its_VeeBot: The agony of egg
cgwonder: too greedy
KBKarma: Photo finish!
7gorobei: the eggony of defeat
Thefluffiestguineapig: Good start, now we just figure out how to continue that
Welbog: Can't get fourth place without breaking a few eggs.
BalthusHomewood: Why only one egg? Because, as the French say, one egg is an ouef
spawnofhastur: Since wheeler isn't here, Ben, as the nearest equivalent, must be the Eggfather
Sorator13: @7gorobei defeet
cgwonder: oh god this one is so stressful
Heckhoundbolt: moon gravity
TehAmelie: a pill that makes you weightless would technically cause weight loss
jessicaengle: @7gorobei sergePun
ShifuDaxiongmao: dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge :D
saucemaster5000: whew I just did my first fighting game tournament and almost got to top 8. I am shaking and this is exactly the bullshit I need
tehfewl: out of the corner
Thefluffiestguineapig: The complete focus of whoever is playing is just so priceless
KBKarma: The Beej Strategy: stay in the corner.
Sorator13: @saucemaster5000 congrats!!!
Its_VeeBot: I'm not touching yoooou
KeytarCat: Under 30!
Sorator13: I like the helmet
Sorator13: Very safe
KBKarma: Yes!
Akaiatana: @KeytarCat No one in that room's under 30 :P
matthaus_c: I don't know what constitutes "proper" Glurp
Mr_Horrible: this is honestly giving me flashbacks to the Sonic fight in Boshy
Welbog: *chuuu*
BalthusHomewood: "Never come near me or my son again!"
Its_VeeBot: um
red_shoes_jeff: TOS
betweenmyself: I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Darleysam: @Mr_Horrible yep, same kind of strats
tehfewl: bad touch
TehAmelie: proper pro glurp is having fun and supporting your friends, ie this
CaptainSpam: Just straight up there, huh.
ArdCollider: it's like Cartoon Network adapted Phantasm.
cgwonder: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
Sorator13: MATT
Thefluffiestguineapig: I love the moment where everyone says "Good strategy" immediately followed by something random
quasi79fu: hahahahah
KBKarma: The Ball disagrees with your opinion on Who's Boss.
ALLxISxLOST: the way Graham said that made me think Cheese from Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends
Thefluffiestguineapig: The deeks!
Mr_Horrible: Goku, famous for his cunning
ReachW: Although good point, this game has huge WiiWare energy
betweenmyself: Ben trying to beat the ball into submission
BalthusHomewood: It's like a Koan, the harder you fight, the more you lose
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Its_VeeBot: Strat IDENTIFIED
CaptainSpam: Well.
matthaus_c: he's cracked it
NimrodXIV: amazing!
Thefluffiestguineapig: YES!!!!!!
quasi79fu: omg it works
NewtyNewts: NEW META
DapperKoala2: bittieClap
pn55: seabatClap
DiscordianTokkan: Yessss
control_rig: New meta
PharaohBender27: tqsClap
Nigouki: absolute galaxy brain
Sarah_Serinde: tqsClap
Spectre97: AI Manipulated!
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
cgwonder: incredible!
DaxStrife: FBtouchdown
BalthusHomewood: He juked and jived!
jessicaengle: Genius
SoaringDragon42: Alex WINS
Thefluffiestguineapig: That was so amazing!!!!!
Sorator13: now THAT is proper high-level Glurp!!
Heckhoundbolt: The best way to beat a bully is not to engage
Ryxiene: FBtouchdown Jebaited FBtouchdown
TehAmelie: points for having a strategy and executing it, also for some success
TwitchTVsFrank: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
hammith: benginDance benginDance benginDance
KeytarCat: Yoooo, I figured out half of that when I played~!
Mr_Horrible: the pivot point technique seabatClap
matthaus_c: the nation of Xarnaq is built different
DigitalSeahorse: Alex with the strats! PridePog
MichaelVYee: katesCheer
quasi79fu: discount version
Its_VeeBot: Alex "Galaxy Brain" Steacy
Thefluffiestguineapig: You get to see people and then not have it work ever by no fault of the strat
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_SG
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_SG voxlunGeiger voxlunRad
Boon_33: new high score! sorry nelson.
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Darleysam: the ol' Steacy Shuffle
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Its_VeeBot The deliberate goofy physics here are honestly probably well matched with his W+P forcing games to work
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
7gorobei: so like the fosbury flop this will be called the stacey shimmy
Sarah_Serinde: @Darleysam sergeJustRight
Thefluffiestguineapig: The strats!!!!!!!!!!!
SnackPak_: sergeHolyMoly
quasi79fu: that was awesome
frogomb: A masterwork
KBKarma: Gee fucking gee
ReachW: gamer alert
DapperKoala2: The iterations to this strategy have been neat to watch.
BalthusHomewood: Gotta TEASE that ball
CaptainSpam: Magnifique.
DiscordianTokkan: Glurp is a Rhythm Game now
Forgebold: everybooodyyyy STRATS
cgwonder: i think the key is to flip position just as is hits the ground. if you go too early it has time to dial in
MichaelVYee: katesFine
PharaohBender27: This is going to change this event forever, like the Fosberry flop did for the high jump
Arclight_Dynamo: Truly this is the Fosbury flop of Glurp.
Thefluffiestguineapig: The deeks!!!
TehAmelie: the Deary deke
jessicaengle: Leg day finally pays off
ButButTheJesus: oh my
ArdCollider: at like 6 seconds left I invariably realize I'm not breathing :D
Its_VeeBot: gdqClap gdqClap gdqClap
Thefluffiestguineapig: We may have declared the deekiest too quickly earlier
cgwonder: fabulous display all round
TheMerricat: Is anyone else reminded of a cat trying to avoid pets?
DigitalSeahorse: PrideCute
ALLxISxLOST: @jessicaengle leg?
TheAinMAP: FBtouchdown
SaxPython: @arclight_dynamo FBtouchdown
PharaohBender27: @Arclight_Dynamo Dangit I misspelled the name!
Featherweight_: Such gurpmenship!
Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
KeytarCat: bunny hop
BalthusHomewood: This is like when someone figures out a technique at a sport, so the whole sport changes
Thefluffiestguineapig: The permanently bent legs
Arclight_Dynamo: @PharaohBender27 But you got the joke first, since I took a sec to look up the spelling. :p
Sorator13: LUL
hammith: yay
Thefluffiestguineapig: The unified "yay" was amazing
ButButTheJesus: yey
BalthusHomewood: bootin' and scootin'
Fruan: Can you hold the buttons to keep your legs extended?
Sorator13: @BalthusHomewood the Fosbury Flop!
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ichibento: Respectable.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sometimes effective and exciting are different
RebekahWSD: Good start, good start
ALLxISxLOST: "legs"
Heckhoundbolt: Remember KISS: Keep It Simple, Stupid
Its_VeeBot: ABJ: Always Be Jumping
Its_VeeBot: Always Beesing and Jumpsing
ShifuDaxiongmao: Ian just have to channel Saabine
CaptainSpam: Never cheesing and choosing.
DigitalSeahorse: be the wheel
ichibento: @Heckhoundbolt How did you know what my parents used to call me?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian has broken out a weird voice
jessicaengle: Always beesing and doosing.
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MichaelVYee: Chase the cheese
quasi79fu: hop
DapperKoala2: BNUY
DaxStrife: BNUY
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Its_VeeBot Always BeeJ
SaxPython: OSFrog OSFrog OSFrog
Sorator13: Bold of you to think they had something in mind for this, Nelly
quasi79fu: rythym game
TehAmelie: woo
Sarah_Serinde: tqsClap
pn55: Nice!
SoaringDragon42: Nicely done!
control_rig: Bunn!
spawnofhastur: bnuuy
Welbog: The baby frog has just left the pond
control_rig: Bunngineering
Garfman314: Pronking!
Lysander_salamander: like eagles on pogo sticks
BalthusHomewood: Kneed-less to say
camille7_ttv: i own a pogo stick
Sorator13: Well, we know what Ben's new vtuber rig needs to be
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_SG voxlunCarp
MadWolf1290: feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme!
SoaringDragon42: Go Alex!
DapperKoala2: bittieClap
camille7_ttv: ???
TemporallyAwry: Eh, both work PrideShrug
ReachW: bnuuy
rockman1967: This is good
ButButTheJesus: bumnm
DigitalSeahorse: bnuy
TehAmelie: we all feel the rhyth, the power of the hour
KBKarma: The bnnuy strat!
Welbog: Why is backward always faster than forward?
quasi79fu: i thinkracoon is drunk
spawnofhastur: walk without rhythm
Thefluffiestguineapig: @KBKarma Bnnoi strat!
ShaneLeeAtk: The rhythm is going to get you
KBKarma: Moguls?
KBKarma: Mogals?
TehAmelie: Moogles?
ichibento: Moogles?
iamzensballs: @spawnofhastur New Glurp event? :)
omdorastrix: The moguls are really getting all of us
Welbog: Modals
KBKarma: Good King Moggle Mog?
Robot_Bones: Kupo?
betweenmyself: The alternate leg jumping strikes me as the most majestic “peepee dance” ever.
Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
Ryxiene: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DigitalSeahorse: nice
Featherweight_: And heres a glurp with a gun
camille7_ttv: clap clap clap
NewtyNewts: That rabbit looks more like a frog!
KeytarCat: 300!
Welbog: Show 'em how it's done, Nelly.
MrBrightside1: got that leapfrog down
rasterscan: And people were worried knee running was the best strat
DigitalSeahorse: fabulous
e_bloc: this is sparta
ButButTheJesus: BMNUMN
ReachW: engaging maximum overbun
cgwonder: LUL
ShifuDaxiongmao: Buneej
TehAmelie: the rhythm and the angle only gets better over time
Thefluffiestguineapig: I love this game gives everyone a moment of actively gaming and just utter ruination in equal measure
quasi79fu: which way is forward?
Sarah_Serinde: (You should watch Graham's olympic mascots video if you haven't yet)
YeetTheRich_: the drunk bunny figure
BalthusHomewood: Balletic Flail-ure
Thefluffiestguineapig: @quasi79fu Good question, next question
DigitalSeahorse: dang
ALLxISxLOST: Wonderful technique
RealGamerCow: Eagle Sam with the glock
JRandomHacker: Or three-gun?
NewtyNewts: with a GUN!
matthaus_c: Graham couldn't find the Paris clit with a gun
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh no
Akaiatana: @ALX Fan the hammer throw
Its_VeeBot: BTW Graham I appreciate your restraint in bringing up Sam Eagle and not showing the Muppet and going "No, not that one"
TehAmelie: we're showering in bombs
KeytarCat: this could just be fine
iarethel0ser: RNGesus take the wheel.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Whatever god you believe in has taken that wheel away
KBKarma: You are participating in the cultural event of Blaseball.
TemporallyAwry: And then God spake - "Dude, hold my Glurp"
DiscordianTokkan: The Cultural Experience of GlurpBall
Heckhoundbolt: @KBKarma RIV
red_shoes_jeff: Game of skill, no luck involved.
ShifuDaxiongmao: playing Basketball like a true canadian :D
matthaus_c: RNGsus take the wheel
KeytarCat: Involved like Fluff's cats when they change the sheets!
Boon_33: and for the 9th event, we use a RNG to pick the winner.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TemporallyAwry This is a great quote
baltimore_667083: savannah bananas but with basketball
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Boon_33 For the 10th get the bingo ball!
rockman1967: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:03:38.
adambomb625: Fun fact, the Washington Generals have won exactly One (1) time
CaptainSpam: All skill. Allllllll skill. lrrBEEJ
KBKarma: @Heckhoundbolt Don't be sad it's gone, be happy it was here.
Its_VeeBot: Come on and slam, you know it's in God's hands
Its_VeeBot: Hey you whatcha gonna do, (flail)
matthaus_c: best solution? add more entropy
TehAmelie: the ball has a lot of inertia when it's not getting hit. . .
Its_VeeBot: Alex Wins By Doing Absolutely Nothing
DigitalSeahorse: rofl
Dog_of_Myth: LUL LUL
betweenmyself: *Be* the RNG you wish to see in the universe.
DigitalSeahorse: :D
Thefluffiestguineapig: Savavage Nelly
DigitalSeahorse: hehehehhehhe
Sarah_Serinde: Incredible
quasi79fu: how???
TherapyforNarwhals: Alex has all the strats tonight
DiscordianTokkan: AHahahahahah
Sorator13: LUL
BalthusHomewood: ONe COLD
DigitalSeahorse: awesome
Its_VeeBot: He's TIED for gold
underhill33: alex is an innovator
Kumakaori: t h e. s t r a t s.
Drasvin: LUL
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
HadesLeprechaun: Luigi in Mario Party strats
Thefluffiestguineapig: Alex is master of strats today
Alex_Frostfire: Luigi energy.
Heckhoundbolt: Ben is seathing
BalthusHomewood: Alex, the thinking mans gamer
Sorator13: @HadesLeprechaun bahaha
josh___something: RNGsus came, as did I
NotCainNorAbel: BEEJ!
Sorator13: beej please
eric_christian_berg: Strange game. The only winning move is not to play.
Kramburger: NO
TemporallyAwry: Beej jlrrNo
Its_VeeBot: And here's Glurp with a BOMB
ButButTheJesus: sir
gogt200: Ah. The Pillow Princess strat.
Tangsm: Decapitated and still getting podium.
Badchop: Now engrained in my brain for some reason: Pillow Princess Auto
josh___something: The basketball just replaces their hea
Angreed66: some were half decapitated
Arclight_Dynamo: What would a mach 6 basketball decapitation *sound* like?
TemporallyAwry: It would be immolation, because at that speed it would be on fire, if not just pure plasma
TehAmelie: like a baseball hit, for some reason
baltimore_667083: so...particle accelerator simulator?
JRandomHacker: See Randall Munroe's research on near-light-speed baseballs
Its_VeeBot: This has been Glurp RNG, thanks for coming out everyone
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dweebert91: flailing around? Sounds like my work day.
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Heckhoundbolt: Why is it yellow
gogt200: Ah. The theoretical Warp 10 that has been achieved multiple times on Star Trek.
SoaringDragon42: First one to the second platform is GOAT
Garfman314: salamander babies!
Alex_Frostfire: Well. The difference will be 1, and 2.
BalthusHomewood: @gogt200 It usually hasnt gone well
Its_VeeBot: "Mom says it's my turn on the Glurpbox"
Thefluffiestguineapig: First person to make any progress wins
BalthusHomewood: This was a Pisstake
RealGamerCow: I remember the flail strat working
Akaiatana: It's glurp!
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
red_shoes_jeff: No that's not why.
quasi79fu: hahahahah
Atarra: pool o' glurp
ichibento: That's Glurp, babeeee!
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
KBKarma: Platform "jump"
BalthusHomewood: Asparagus Strats
SaxPython: PogChamp SabaPing
Its_VeeBot: "Why is this piss?" -Graham Stark, 2023
lithopseffect: incredible
iarethel0ser: That was... WHAT
ButButTheJesus: HWAT
Heckhoundbolt: what
Ryxiene: NotLikeThis
Morrigan9: fudge that
laikagoat: fionLOL fionLOL fionLOL
TehAmelie: wait what was the sponsor here?
Drasvin: Is the fluid Glurp?
Welbog: Who put gelatin in the pee?
Thefluffiestguineapig: That is such a bad realization and feels
KBKarma: Drink more of it!
betweenmyself: Mean game is mean
airylan: this is mountain glurp
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
BalthusHomewood: Previously Owned Glurp
Arclight_Dynamo: G never toched the top of a platform.
Sorator13: OH I think you have to hit the ground?!
Ryxiene: StinkyGlitch
Diabore: CHEATED
gualdhar: Robbed
Its_VeeBot: lrrJUDGE
TemporallyAwry: jlrrFall
quasi79fu: robbed
red_shoes_jeff: lrrJUDGECALL
Heckhoundbolt: ROBBED
lithopseffect: get clapped
SmithKurosaki: @BalthusHomewood Out Kappa
ButButTheJesus: HWYYYEE
BrowneePoints: Someone clip that
Drasvin: lrrJUDGE
quasi79fu: hahahaha
BrowneePoints: That was the best sound graham has made in a while
spawnofhastur: why are the contestants swimming in piss
Angreed66: never touched ground but yeah robbed
lithopseffect: so piss
ShifuDaxiongmao: This one is your moment, Nelly. I believe!! :)
NotCainNorAbel: your both right
Its_VeeBot: So no difference then
BalthusHomewood: Y'all Ready for Piss?
Mr_Horrible: nice pool of Warm Yellow
niccus: it looks like piss after drinking mountain dew
ButButTheJesus: Liquid Sunshine ™
Drasvin: Glurp Piss: Fresh from the Mountains
NimrodXIV: uh
quasi79fu: hahhahah
ButButTheJesus: (Dana Carvey show? anyone?)
TehAmelie: those things are floating like a boat door in ice water
SnackPak_: F
BalthusHomewood: Work the shaft!
gogt200: What are you talking about? There is a proud history of watersports at the Olympics.
Its_VeeBot: Wheeeee
rockman1967: Chugging that glurp pee
quasi79fu: i died
quasi79fu: lol
Mr_Horrible: it's like those safety videos about kayaks
GhostValv: D:
Heckhoundbolt: You have touch the ground
Dog_of_Myth: hahahaha
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ice cold
NewtyNewts: Guess you gotta touch the pool floor!
iarethel0ser: Just dunk yourself at the end, I guess.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is that better or worse than warm?
e_bloc: you would think with the piss it wouldn't be so cold
electra310: lmaooo
DiscordianTokkan: HAHAHAHA
Sorator13: @BrowneePoints ^
KBKarma: OW. I just laughed so hard I pulled a muscle.
ShifuDaxiongmao: 0.09 :D
TetraRay: LUL
Atarra: thrash for your lives!
Thefluffiestguineapig: The flail
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
Welbog: Wiggle wiggle
Sorator13: WOW
ButButTheJesus: YES
Sorator13: well done!
aitsu100: shuffle cat
ShifuDaxiongmao: Nelly, we believe!!
KeytarCat: Jyust swim, I guess
DiscordianTokkan: Using the flagella technique
BalthusHomewood: "Dad, why are we swimming in pee?"
a_Weakling: pretty much just long jump
betweenmyself: Look, the game has a very precise set of rules that you never get to see and don’t preclude golden retrievers from playing
Its_VeeBot: PogChamp chinko
Atarra: what is the sound of one arm flailing?
Heckhoundbolt: whelp
Heckhoundbolt: You cannot grab anything
NotCainNorAbel: wheels keep you from grabbing
Thefluffiestguineapig: at least you aren't tiny this time
LordZarano: Cool trick
Heckhoundbolt: @Thefluffiestguineapig Tht was Pinpall
quasi79fu: haahahah
NimrodXIV: oofa
BalthusHomewood: So good, then so bad\
ichibento: and doofa
quasi79fu: that was a rollercoaster
Its_VeeBot: "Graham Stark gets bullied" Colorized, 2023
GhostValv: of
ALLxISxLOST: What was the reason the characters have nubs for legs and emu necks for arms?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian's experience in Shenmu probably won't help
rasterscan: *claps*
BalthusHomewood: WOW
Lysander_salamander: yay
KBKarma: WELL.
quasi79fu: niiice
TehAmelie: w00t
GhostValv: gang gang
LordZarano: PrideRise
Heckhoundbolt: Alex can see the code
Gascitygaming: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
DiscordianTokkan: Ganggang
ButButTheJesus: GANGANG
azureHaights: Glurp cream so good
bytecaster: Now we are thinking with Glurp!
Mr_Horrible: goddammit Beej LUL
Sorator13: Alex is so good at glurping
Heckhoundbolt: He is the one
KBKarma: That's one of the best Pachinko performances!
a_Weakling: and the skate off at the end
NewtyNewts: I love that song!
KBKarma: Oh wow. That takes me back.
Thefluffiestguineapig: That song is amazing
Its_VeeBot: Glurphouse Rock
RealGamerCow: Pointer Sisters sang that
randombillfolds: I'd like to see a DNF on this.
SnackPak_: come on
quasi79fu: are you sure??
Thefluffiestguineapig: RUINED
NotCainNorAbel: there was a moment
quasi79fu: yup youre right
TetraRay: perfect
Atarra: in rebuttal: -fail-
quasi79fu: lol
TemporallyAwry: Science PridePog
protojman: that was just impressive
ichibento: Rekt
BalthusHomewood: Same strat, two outcomes
Thefluffiestguineapig: That was almost perfection
Its_VeeBot: WHAT
Heckhoundbolt: taunting
SymphonicLolita: WIGGLE???
laikagoat: what the hell
Morrigan9: blasphemy
BalthusHomewood: What the hell?
Thefluffiestguineapig: AAAHHH
YeetTheRich_: i'm calling the cops
ButButTheJesus: DEVIL
quasi79fu: hahahahahaha
underhill33: that is upsetting
iarethel0ser: We have KNEES???
Ryxiene: LUL
Thefluffiestguineapig: Why is there a taunt???????????
BalthusHomewood: I NEVEr NEEDED TO KNOw THIS
SmithKurosaki: Cursed
Heckhoundbolt: @iarethel0ser Those are elbows my friend!
quasi79fu: the racooon has kneees
NewtyNewts: Taunt button?!
matthaus_c: how MANY knees???
Juliamon: Elbows.
Gascitygaming: we have SEVERAL knees
Heckhoundbolt: YUP
SaxPython: Forbidden S
ShifuDaxiongmao: Channeling your inner Squidward is NOT allowed.. :P
ReachW: kneebows
Heckhoundbolt: I have waited for you guys to figure it out
matthaus_c: @Juliamon arm knees
betweenmyself: Oops! All knees!
Skye_Nighthawk: I laughed so hard i hurt my jaw XD
Skye_Nighthawk: That was great
bytecaster: Just proves how deep the mechanics of this game are. Wonder when they figure out how to wave dash and jump cancel!
ichibento: Oh noooooo
iarethel0ser: @Heckhoundbolt I don't know if that's any better :)
Thefluffiestguineapig: Rekt
matthaus_c: it's a game of inches, Edith
DiscordianTokkan: F
ButButTheJesus: oof
Drasvin: F
Its_VeeBot: "It's a game of inches, Edith"
KeytarCat: Islands of excellence
Thefluffiestguineapig: @iarethel0ser Are they elbows or knees? Good question next question
Lord_Hosk: Cut Nelly some slack, this is the first time he has ever played this game
Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
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kusinohki: it's a game of inches.... using the metric system
bytecaster: @Thefluffiestguineapig kneebows
BusTed: DinoDance
Its_VeeBot: "Mom says it's my turn to play on the glurpbox"
Sorator13: just hump it forward!!
quasi79fu: that looks wrong
KBKarma: Dry humping the diamond.
laikagoat: real scrappy doo energy here
quasi79fu: LOL
BalthusHomewood: Be the Fulcrum!
matthaus_c: what does baby arms taunting look like
Mr_Horrible: just flip it! nyxieTableFlip
Gascitygaming: that dog about to get spritzed
SnackPak_: just go under *taps forehead*
Thefluffiestguineapig: I keep thinking of music from Holy Grail
Ukon_Cairns: "its a game of inches, played in metric" is a powerful line. jebroLoljeb
betweenmyself: It’s like Sabin suplexing the Ghost Train.
Thefluffiestguineapig: The music during them traveling
KBKarma: Costco date?
CodeIndigo: @Sorator13 Man, I wondered what the next Play It Forward was gonna be
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quasi79fu: bullied by abox
Sorator13: @CodeIndigo LUL
SmithKurosaki: Graham.
quasi79fu: what is he doing to that box/???
josh___something: I get that reference
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
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SmithKurosaki: Graham please
Thefluffiestguineapig: @CodeIndigo I think the game is irrelevant, it's an any percent speed run of violate every part of TOS
Gekyouryuu: Bold strategy, cotton, let's see if it works for him
Thefluffiestguineapig: That would make me watch to watch Destiny
bytecaster: Destiny now with bomb feet
josh___something: That's just nova warp
gogt200: Destiny: Season of Glurp
Heckhoundbolt: Any game with random Glurp modifications would be a great thing
blip2004: random explosive feet is a destiny feature
control_rig: "Dubious Gravity" is just Warlock Jump, Ian
bytecaster: Destiny: The final glurp
Thefluffiestguineapig: @bytecaster Destiny now with bear traps
spawnofhastur: needs more taunting
KBKarma: Come on, I'm just a little guy.
laikagoat: please taunt with tiny arms
NimrodXIV: this event is making me sad
spawnofhastur: he's just a little guy! it's his birthday!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHERE
KBKarma: And it's my birthday.
Thefluffiestguineapig: He's so wee!
KBKarma: You wouldn't bulli a little guy on his birthday?
Mattmitchell45: Happy birthday lil guy
quasi79fu: did he salute???
Angreed66: you need to hold a the box and ground then trow it over yourself
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Its_VeeBot: o7
Thefluffiestguineapig: No wait, the piss level was a couple ago
GhostValv: o7
Its_VeeBot: o7 <>
quasi79fu: man look at him gooo
red_shoes_jeff: I have a big head. And little arms. Master, I'm not sure how well thought-out this plan was.
spawnofhastur: alex is a glurp savant
rasterscan: Big triangle
KBKarma: Alex is feeling the Glurp tonight.
ButButTheJesus: noice
Ryxiene: FBtouchdown
betweenmyself: Is it Wang Yekun who can balance anything? Clearly worked as a consultant for this event.
control_rig: I love the little tippy-taps after lifting the boxes
BalthusHomewood: DNF's for those DTF
Mr_Horrible: so you're saying it's a DNF Duel? sofieSmile
TehAmelie: or you can just tip the cube over and ride it on the corner, somehow
matthaus_c: I can feel it glurping in the air tonight
BalthusHomewood: Glean that cube!
pn55: I mean, Ben is a super saiyan after all
KBKarma: Are we mixing our messiah figures here, Graham?
GhostValv: what I'm saying is that when the time comes you won't remember
Fanklok: Which boxes taste better to you, the diamonds or the squares?
Its_VeeBot: I love how the sponsor's slogan is "Do you even lift?" because clearly the answer is "no"
quasi79fu: haahaha
CookieMom: Diamonds DO taste better!
quasi79fu: the owl is stuck
ButButTheJesus: @Fanklok :D
bytecaster: Beej knows how ship boxes after all
KBKarma: Hexagons are the bestagons.
ShifuDaxiongmao: "In a stunning turn of events, the runner decided to start flipping off the audience instead"
CaptainSpam: I do appreciate how the game expects you to complete this in 60 seconds.
Akaiatana: This level was just me when I broke my one functioning shoulder in 2020.
red_shoes_jeff: WHAAAAAAaaaaaaa...
quasi79fu: hahahah
Welbog: Style
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
betweenmyself: DNAEAHOPITCI: Did Not Acknowledge Event And Hit On Person In Crowd Instead
Thefluffiestguineapig: All shades of DNF
ButButTheJesus dabs
josh___something: <o/
BalthusHomewood: Did he just dab on yall?
Thefluffiestguineapig: We might be able to
betweenmyself: Missed a T, oops
asthanius: Rhombi
quasi79fu: man this third one puzzled the racoon
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian sometimes has galaxy brain moments
ButButTheJesus: quadrilateral
GhostValv: suplexed
Thefluffiestguineapig: STRONG LIKE TRASH PANDA
quasi79fu: there gooooes the racooon
Its_VeeBot: #BuffRaccoon
TehAmelie: the t-rex arms are short but powerful
SnackPak_: wow
Its_VeeBot: NotLikeThis
quasi79fu: oh nooo
zeathean: got too excited
shea_wolfe: ahahaha
Thefluffiestguineapig: ROBBED
rasterscan: This is so Ian
quasi79fu: ran in place
matthaus_c: heartbreaker
DiscordianTokkan: Oof
ShifuDaxiongmao: panicked :D
GhostValv: D:
Featherweight_: Paniced!
Ryxiene: Jebaited
niccus: lifted so hard you forgot how to run
ButButTheJesus: FUUUUUUU
DigitalSeahorse: oh for a sec I thought it was Alex doing an impress everyone with controller behind his head but it was Ian
Gekyouryuu: Impressive, being able to throw with such tiny arms
KBKarma: panicBasket
quasi79fu: box vs player....
KeytarCat: running in a dream
DigitalSeahorse: heavy
ShifuDaxiongmao: making smaller diamonds
SquareDotCube: suplex that box!
DigitalSeahorse: he ain't heavy, he's my boxnard
quasi79fu: did the diamond give consent to this???
Ryxiene: StinkyGlitch
a_Weakling: stubby arm taunt
KBKarma: This kills the Nelly.
Skye_Nighthawk: We need to censor what just happened lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is like those strength events where people push tractors
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
BrowneePoints: KAIOKEN
josh___something: It's like a bunny thumping on the ground
josh___something: I love this
Skye_Nighthawk: Nelly +1 beautiful
KBKarma: Right, beddy byes time. See yez in the VODs.
betweenmyself: Look big so the box will run in terror
BalthusHomewood: Most entertaining
Thefluffiestguineapig: So all of them can breathe
TehAmelie: noodles that have been soaking for a full day eh
Thefluffiestguineapig: And we can breathe
forthehoard: GLURP!!!!
ichibento: So I can breathe.
Fanklok: Breathing is a cowards tool
red_shoes_jeff: @BrowneePoints Kaio-what*WHAM*
StreetRach: Ugh. Breathing. Breathing is boring.
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kusinohki: I'm crying. I needed this. thank you LRR!!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @StreetRach Depends on the sponsor for the breathing
Sorator13: Oh, new lrrnouncement in the discord!
DigitalSeahorse: wish I'd known before I set my grocery order but now everything is put away and the vod is there for the interruption
Sorator13: 20th anniversary sketch remaster bracket begins Saturday
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StreetRach: @Thefluffiestguineapig 'Twas a quote from Sherlock. :)
BrowneePoints: @sorator13 graham said that start of stream
DigitalSeahorse: food should help my mood too
Sorator13: @BrowneePoints ah good! I missed the stream start
Thefluffiestguineapig: @StreetRach Even so in this context my quandry is valid. I haven't seen Sherlock in a while
DigitalSeahorse: good luck to all not getting a pax pox of any kind this year!
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ButButTheJesus: @BalthusHomewood I think Morpheus did that footwork while in the dojo with Neo
kusinohki: @streetrach thank you!!
StreetRach: You're very welcome!
TehAmelie: yo
Sorator13: G pls
TherapyforNarwhals: sus af
DigitalSeahorse: I have that shirt on, but the black version
DigitalSeahorse: see AlexSteacy on etsy for that merch
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Gekyouryuu: I wanna see THOSE arms taunt
gogt200: Noodley taunts?
Tangsm: What happens when you taunt with noodle arms?
matthaus_c: do you think the noodle arms work by just adding more knees
TehAmelie: what happens if you stretch the noodle arms between both buttons?
BalthusHomewood: Praise Be His Noodly Appendages
forthehoard: Noodle taunts!!!!
Thefluffiestguineapig: I like that three people immediately said "what does the taunt do"
gogt200: Same brain!
LordZarano: @BalthusHomewood Ramen
BalthusHomewood: @LordZarano Ramen, brother
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's upsetting
betweenmyself: Wonder if Taunting counts as flapping for the wing arms… riffThink
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wibbly arms plus taunt is not good image
TehAmelie: next day noodles, the century eggs of noodles
BalthusHomewood: Emotion Blur
Thefluffiestguineapig: @betweenmyself That would be true strats
DigitalSeahorse: Glurp's ON
BalthusHomewood: When you feel too fast
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie Specifically next day boxed mac and cheese
DigitalSeahorse: Glurps OFF
Heckhoundbolt: The taunts have been a thing since launch
TehAmelie: i figured just ramen that's soaked for a full day
gogt200: The wavy noodle taunt is exactly as upsetting as I hoped.
spawnofhastur: Graham with the caster's curse
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loufghyslaufey: How, "moving"... (??)
quasi79fu: thats usin your head
Akaiatana: Paul, you're thinking of taut, not taunt
loufghyslaufey: Wait. Can't Paul play a game too? Or did I forget to compute Paul?
quasi79fu: ahaahhaa
DigitalSeahorse: xD
quasi79fu: is racoon ok???
StreetRach: I can't help but lean side to side watching this as that's somehow going to help.
KeytarCat: Ian playing full-palm
Angreed66: @StreetRach you're not the only one
Welbog: You ever think about your arms, but sausage?
SquareDotCube: well that's one way to use your noodle
Mr_Horrible: @StreetRach it awakens those primal video game instincts
BalthusHomewood: Nelly knows how to have fun :-)
Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
TheAinMAP: mattlrConfus_HF
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait
DiscordianTokkan: It's the Poopin BNombs
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Heckhoundbolt: your pants tell you
quasi79fu: pewping bombs??
TehAmelie: bomb based hot sauce, that's new
DekiSystem: PrideLaugh
Thefluffiestguineapig: @NewtyNewts Or what direction!
RealGamerCow: child cannot have noodle arms because they are not legally allowed to be part of the advertisement
BalthusHomewood: The Bomb Strat
Thefluffiestguineapig: That is what generaly happens with bombs, they ruin things
betweenmyself: “This is the one where you poop bombs!” How I describe Taco Bell
Arclight_Dynamo: Grab the belt?
quasi79fu: ahahha
BalthusHomewood: A diffrent kind of Spirit Bomb
quasi79fu: nailed it
Sorator13: the animation for the conveyor belt is one of those "you can see it either way" optical illusion type things
Welbog: Swing and a miss
Thefluffiestguineapig: Actively Gaming
KeytarCat: Ben keeps getting robbed like that!
Welbog: That little poop on the way...
Mr_Horrible: a propulsive poo
Boon_33: SupaBeej!
DekiSystem: LOL
quasi79fu: hahahahah
quasi79fu: wow
DigitalSeahorse: dorp
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Sorator13: oops
Thefluffiestguineapig: RUINED
DigitalSeahorse: doh
Mr_Horrible: no justice
niccus: exactly wrong
TheAinMAP: Whoops.
GhostValv: D:
Forgebold: OHNO
Boon_33: a hecking great jump
SnackPak_: good technique, bad timing
BalthusHomewood: You coulda been a contendah, IAN
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunCarp
Fanklok: Remember tiny pinball?
Sorator13: Oh dear
laikagoat: laser taunt me
Thefluffiestguineapig: This might be good
BalthusHomewood: Channeling all that Sonic Spin-Ball
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or very bad
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCIRCLE_SG
SoaringDragon42: Better than tiny!
spawnofhastur: laser taunts?
BalthusHomewood: Dainty Disco Toes
Thefluffiestguineapig: But the legs are very short
kusinohki: put on your 3d shades??
TehAmelie: those concussive lasers
TheAinMAP: lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrDOTS
quasi79fu: oh this hurts me brain
definenull: oh no how did i forget glurp D:
quasi79fu: so much motion
DigitalSeahorse: xD
ButButTheJesus: g, wat
TherapyforNarwhals: I remember Mini with this: couldn't jump on the pegs. Amazing.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I have done that so many times Graham
Ryxiene: LUL
Mattmitchell45: Right you are, Graham
DAC169: oh no! I forgot Glurp was today! aliwayCry
Thefluffiestguineapig: You say something and no one around you has any idea what the hell happened to get there
CaptainSpam: This is not pinball the way Harry Williams envisioned it! :p
Its_VeeBot: Glurps with frickin' laser beams on their hands
Fanklok: Be nice to the pride lasers
Welbog: stucc
rosesmcgee: Paul can you move the bug to another corner every 15 minutes to even out the burn in on my monitor? Thanks!
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
HadesLeprechaun: I got a lot of heigh, but, also I'm winning
skylordshadow: I had gotten lasers with the bully game this weekend you could shoot away the bully balls
Ryxiene: LUL
Ryxiene: lrrSHINE
omdorastrix: then chat will have an event for when it bounces EXACTLY in the corner
StreetRach: Ben, Ben please.
Ryxiene: LUL
Its_VeeBot: Paul can we make the bug bounce around like the DVD logo? Cool thanks
KaleidoscopeMind: and it changes color every time it collides with a side?
NotCainNorAbel: Ballet?
Ryxiene: So graceful
quasi79fu: to the mooooon
Drasvin: The brand for the laser feet is Electromagnetic Rave. Does it come with the whole spectrum, or do we only get the visual spectrum?
Its_VeeBot: I may have not been listening
SnackPak_: I'm curious how high this goes
Its_VeeBot: And repeated the same joke
spawnofhastur: never once have i had a heated gamer moment
DigitalSeahorse: PrideCute
Scarbble: such a gamer
Its_VeeBot: I should go to bed because apparently my attention span is -38
Sorator13: I have had many heated moments while gaming, but never a "heated gamer moment"(TM)
KeytarCat: Finally didn't get robbed at the last :P
EricTheOrange: @spawnofhastur then you have never played the lost levels.
Mr_Horrible: @spawnofhastur I've been having one every day this week because there's too much smoke to run my A/C OpieOP
SaxPython: 7eta
Thefluffiestguineapig: Both
Thefluffiestguineapig: Baby arms and tiny player were so bad
GhostValv: o7
spawnofhastur: I've done many a mouse slam but I've never just... dropped a slur.
Mr_Horrible: @Mr_Horrible ain't said anything untoward but *boy* is it warm at my desk
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
quasi79fu: hes the man in the mooon
Sorator13: lrrWOW
Its_VeeBot: "Yes hello? Fire deglurpment? Yes, he's stuck in the pinball machine again"
Its_VeeBot: I'mma firin' ma lazah!
EricTheOrange: what?
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's so good
Sorator13: the WHAT?!?
Dog_of_Myth: Glurp version of a man's romance.
ButButTheJesus: Beej. Wat.
Wicker_Guide: Beej, I don't understand you and I don't want to
quasi79fu: hes stuck
Thefluffiestguineapig: I do not care what the sound is but it's amazing
TwitchTVsFrank: Classic beej
GhostValv: It's very evocative imagery
Garfman314: internal testicles, external cloaca
BalthusHomewood: Beejs Deep Cut Nut Refs
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also they have cloachas
betweenmyself: Beej watching a different Spoodermans than the rest of us pennyWhat
red_shoes_jeff: I understand that reference.
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
Heckhoundbolt: wtf is going on anymore
Mr_Horrible: LUL
BusTed: drawfeGoodjoke
Fanklok: When your ball gets stuck between the rim and the backbaord
Sarah_Serinde: Graham sergeJustRight
Its_VeeBot: Do you think that the International Glurp Committee keeps a stick to knock stuck competitors out of the machine?
EricTheOrange: of course ian would have that saved
EricTheOrange: er beej
philippekav: that was a cry for help
Mr_Horrible: Ralph Bakshi believes *A LOT* of things are true LUL
SnackPak_: no thanks
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunNut voxlunNut
red_shoes_jeff: NOOOOO
blip2004: Gonads and Srife?
iarethel0ser: Tip: Do not search for that.
StreetRach: How about, no?
Its_VeeBot: PROTIP: Balls
TheAinMAP: mattlrHeck
blip2004: Strife*
KeytarCat: A ball what makes you stressed!
Welbog: Can ball be grab?
matthaus_c: Gonads call for aid
Mr_Horrible: not on Twitch you can't
BusTed: rude
BrowneePoints: I mean technically pigeons have nuts but they are inside
noSmokeFire: MORE BALLS
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is just mean
SnackPak_: is Yoshi here to help?
Dog_of_Myth: Yoshi's revenge
TehAmelie: many stress balls
Fanklok: You should have read the waiver
quasi79fu: omg
iarethel0ser: Birdo is at the top of the stairs.
SquidVorb: It's always a metaphor for capitalism
quasi79fu: eeek
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHY
betweenmyself: Outdated metaphors for long term relationships, amirite? riffYeti
Its_VeeBot: Oh fuck this is the Aggro Crag but designed by assholes
StreetRach: I'm in debt up to my eyeballs. Somebody help me.
BalthusHomewood: RELEASE THe BALLS
TemporallyAwry: It's a heck of a metaphor 2020SpeakUp
ButButTheJesus: OERB
Tiber727: I have altered the deal.
patrick_stonecrusher: Yoshi! Yum!
rasterscan: Matt did great
DigitalSeahorse: Capital Effort
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's so true Paul!
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Heckhoundbolt: "Alight Sysiphis, we think the task you are doing is a little too easy, so we decied to also throws these rocks at you"
YeetTheRich_: this is the route yoiur grandpa took to school
Dog_of_Myth: Sisyphus was a Yoshi main in Smash.
Fanklok: Stress ball, or stress balls?
TehAmelie: "stress is stored in the balls" "that's not how stress balls are supposed..."
aitsu100: when iwas your age we climbed the rocks and they threw stairs at us
Mr_Horrible: @Heckhoundbolt "Now now, don't be upset, we aren't wasting this opportunity: we're going to monetize by livestreaming you"
ThirdGames: Can you grab the weight?
ButButTheJesus: "Ian: Its Funny, But We Don't Know What It Means."
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes!
spawnofhastur: i really think ian has that filter that we all have that stops us saying nonsensical things but it got installed backwards
Its_VeeBot: Indiana Jones never had to put up with this shit
Sarah_Serinde: tqsClap
TehAmelie: it was made by those who pooped out giant stress balls
GhostValv: \o/
betweenmyself: As it turns out, it was the UNCHAINED balls that caused Graham trouble
KaleidoscopeMind: 1.42m
Fanklok: DNF implies you can finish
Thefluffiestguineapig: The fact they get winded just playing is so good
gogt200: Do you think these are what the Glurp aliens emerge from?
Arclight_Dynamo: Now I want to see an Olympic sprint where the runners have a giant iron ball chained to them.
electra310: My rightward tilt is eventually going to have my head pressed to my desk
Boon_33: stress ball working as advertised
DigitalSeahorse: gooooo Alex
DigitalSeahorse: common
Mr_Horrible: it's the only way for me to get lime coke (aside from following the commercial's instructions)
TehAmelie: grab life by the ball
DigitalSeahorse: cumcumcummon
StreetRach: Graham, you jinxed it.
DigitalSeahorse: eggies
red_shoes_jeff: BEEJ
DigitalSeahorse: woot
omdorastrix: The metafor is the message
Boon_33: the ole ball and chain got you down?
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_SG lrrCIRCLE_SG
spawnofhastur: i'm only 31 with chronic pain i know that feel
KeytarCat: oh no, it's more than 100m...
BITs19_: lrrALEX
SymphonicLolita: lrrSPOOP
Sorator13: Oh hey, Ben & Adam found that ghost a week or two ago on Let's Nope
rosesmcgee: the strat is live fast and die young
BusTed: the tech
DigitalSeahorse: wow
Drasvin: How long are these stairs?
ThirdGames: Yessssss
Its_VeeBot: PogChamp
Sarah_Serinde: Dang Ben
Dog_of_Myth: WOOOW
Thefluffiestguineapig: YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS
definenull: nyoom
SnackPak_: I'm gonna spew
ButButTheJesus: OH SHIT
DigitalSeahorse: :O
Mr_Horrible: Christ alive LUL
quasi79fu: he found the strat
NewtyNewts: That's what GOKU DOES!
TehAmelie: smash through the stress!
TheAinMAP: Whoa!
Ryxiene: LUL FBtouchdown LUL
noSmokeFire: not to go EVEN FURTHER BEYOND
Alex_Frostfire: Turn hindrance into strength!
SaxPython: Lfg
DiscordianTokkan: Oh my god I'm dying laughing
loufghyslaufey: stupid saiyan hair...
DigitalSeahorse: holy!
CaptainSpam: HOT DAMN
SmithKurosaki: FBtouchdown
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
control_rig: Jeeeezus
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHORN
NewtyNewts: FBtouchdown
BusTed: seabatClap
Its_VeeBot: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
NotCainNorAbel: seabatClap seabatClap
Ryxiene: lrrBEN lrrBEN lrrBEN
TehAmelie: yaay
BalthusHomewood: WOOOOO
red_shoes_jeff: THE CHOSEN ONE!!!
laikagoat: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Lysander_salamander: yay
KaleidoscopeMind: YEET
ReachW: yooooooo
Drasvin: Just take your stress and fling it!
iarethel0ser: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
BITs19_: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Thefluffiestguineapig: YEEEEESSSSSSSSSS
ThirdGames: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
QuietJay: ashleyClap
Welbog: Let's GOOOO
control_rig: lrrHORN
patrick_stonecrusher: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
pn55: seabatClap
SquidVorb: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Mr_Horrible: FBtouchdown
Boon_33: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Favre_the_Undead: how
TherapyforNarwhals: Ben ftw
LordZarano: lrrGOAT PrideRise
fastlane250: Am I glad I decided to catch the last hour of this!
magical_writer: cheer50
Lysander_salamander: FootGoal
Wormsbane: wheelerOok wheelerOok
definenull: lrrSIG GAMER ALERT lrrSIG
underhill33: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Jensling: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DigitalSeahorse: lrrBEN_SG
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Wow
frameshifty: voxyCrabdance amazonTasteTheRainbow voxyCrabdance amazonTasteTheRainbow
electra310: Wooo! Gaming!
Luxatos: A witch!
Scarbble: a GAMER
betweenmyself: Physics: What am and how do? riffThink
red_shoes_jeff: @Lord_Hosk Drift compatible!
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
HadesLeprechaun: If it were me I would simply PICK UP my ball and chain
Fanklok: He's starting to believe
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josh___something: *came
rogerivany: I was way too excited for that finish.
control_rig: God that was An Gamer
ButButTheJesus: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
rockman1967: Success
Drasvin: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
WiJohn: He has become the legend, the legend that you fear
GenericHerooo: Ben FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
NarishmaReborn: no ordinary saiyan warrior
ThirdGames: "The Hammer pulls you off?!"
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laikagoat: your head comes detached a little bit
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Mr_Horrible: I haven't seen a camera swing this violently since a fromsoft game
ButButTheJesus: FUCK YOU, BALL
VorlonScout: mattlrBalls
eric_christian_berg: Wouldn't we all.
EricTheOrange: thats what she said?
Ryxiene: FBtouchdown
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LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I *could* definitely make the logo bounce around. I made a thing to spin, flip and flash obs items for the last Desert Bus :p
KeytarCat: 24 and 42!
EricTheOrange: well you don't HAVE to.
TheAinMAP: RaccAttack lrrCIRCLE
frogomb: Catsup mechanic, ketchup mechanic?
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_SG lrrBEN_SG lrrCIRCLE_SG lrrIAN_SG
Ryxiene: LUL
Thefluffiestguineapig: Big nasty
ButButTheJesus: @LoadingReadyRun every 45 minutes, triple the size for half a second
NewtyNewts: LOL Siri
Dog_of_Myth: hahah
Sorator13: LUL
laikagoat: fionLOL fionLOL fionLOL
control_rig: No one does Siri, no one does
SquidVorb: Hi Siri
Thefluffiestguineapig: I can't breathe
iarethel0ser: That raccoon's head is getting disturbingly far away from its body.
ButButTheJesus: SIRI NO
DiscordianTokkan: Thanks Siri
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Fanklok: "Hey big nasty..."
BalthusHomewood: Siri: "Here are all the results I found for "The Big Nasty"
EricTheOrange: apple is siri right?
Sorator13: best of the DNFs!
loufghyslaufey: I mean, Ban still wore the hair so....
Ryxiene: Nice hustle out there
Sorator13: @EricTheOrange yes
SnackPak_: lrrFINE
loufghyslaufey: *Ben, geez. I missed that *a*
asthanius: One must imagine Sisyphus drinking Glurp
Boon_33: the real friends were the ball and chain along the way.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Nelly and Matt are both leaning like Ian does when driving
Ryxiene: LUL
KaleidoscopeMind: it doesn't... yet
betweenmyself: Somebody get NASA on the phone. The mission to Mars has just become attainable.
Its_VeeBot: Siri: "Here are your results for- wait, are you fucking serious?"
BalthusHomewood: @asthanius Sips-syphus
Boon_33: @asthanius LUL
TemporallyAwry: Can you imagine playing Glurp with Tilt-Controls PrideLaugh
TehAmelie: if life gives you a massive iron ball on a chain around your ankle, use rotating motions to gain momentum
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
definenull: oh lawd they comin'
BITs19_: sounds like my first time?
DigitalSeahorse: using the void to make this bolder disappear
Its_VeeBot: lrrHERE
StreetRach: I'm just gonna lie down. Right here.
Ryxiene: Nice hustle also xD
spawnofhastur: it's okay Nelly you're doing really well for your first time playing a videogame ever lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrSLOTH
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definenull: katamari time
Thefluffiestguineapig: That would make it have more injuries than trampoline
TehAmelie: i was thinking the Glurp motto would be "higher, faster, more consistent"
spawnofhastur: fat and squishy
ButButTheJesus: OEURB
Sorator13: I never ponder my orb
BalthusHomewood: Beach(ed Whale) Body
CaptainSpam: This Salmon Run is not going well...
Its_VeeBot: This is aired after the watershed, it's fine
ButButTheJesus: egg on orb
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is like those frogs that keep their tadpoles under their skin
Sorator13: "someone already took care of that" oh, was that what happened during the pinball segment?
BalthusHomewood: The Moistest Carnevale Costume
bytecaster: I think the Katamari Damacy soundtrack would really suit this game.
BalthusHomewood: Lets see if he can sement this victory
Rhynerd: What if you don’t have a dad?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Tiny arms or tiny player
betweenmyself: These are actually Clown Eggs. The ones they paint faces on are just decoys. riffWhizzo
red_shoes_jeff: Gra lrrHAM has the answer!
noSmokeFire: @Rhynerd if you don't have a dad one will be provided for you
BalthusHomewood: @Rhynerd ... acquire one
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes, the tiny player pinball
electra310: LRR has consumed a great deal of glurp
DigitalSeahorse: BEPIS
gogt200: Squishy bod...
Its_VeeBot: Buff Baby: Coming soon from Illumination
MrPhlip: This is me, not addquoting "it sucks you right back through that hole"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Graham has the number he couldn't do to Kathleen!
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Thefluffiestguineapig: There's that clip of Kathleen asking Graham to kill her and him saying "I can't do 42 to you"
spawnofhastur: ian do be pondering his orbs
josh___something: yoga fire
NoOne_OfConsequence: Can you grab the conveyor and let it whip you around?
StreetRach: Ian's raccoon just makes me think that he's going to try and put everything in a hole.
GhostValv: amazonOrb
y3ntil: I would never ponder orb
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:03:13.
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FuzBubbles: Glurp!!!
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Sorator13: @NoOne_OfConsequence Can't grab it, but you can slam your arm into it for the same basic effect
bytecaster: @y3ntil Scrying is where it's at anyway
patrick_stonecrusher: @its_veebot a horror game enemy l've thought of is a Mr. Universe body with a tiny baby head LUL
Sorator13: Yeah, the egg cluster basically became a third limb
YeetTheRich_: wheelerPeel wheelerPeel
airylan: banan.
Dog_of_Myth: Banana
Sorator13: (third? fifth? idk if the dongles count as limbs)
DigitalSeahorse: feliciaBanana
TStodden: Banana for scale?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh man
ButButTheJesus: i gotta go bed, thanks for stream and Glurp your derp
Thefluffiestguineapig: Can you grab the banana to throw
gogt200: That is either a very large banana or a very small alien.
TheAinMAP: wheelerBanana
Sorator13: Task Failed Successfully
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
TheDailyMapleSyrup: You guys have killed me three times tonight .haven’t left this hard in years
TherapyforNarwhals: the game hates graham
Tangsm: Comedic timing is everything.
DaxStrife: Kris get the banana
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
omdorastrix: The most important part of comedy is...
Bruceski: Happens to the best of us
Twilight_Spark: Jebaited
Thefluffiestguineapig: Graham is so slap happy
TStodden: Graham was leading... until now...
Mr_Horrible: "Still going?" *THUNK*
Rhynerd: Banana must come to a full stop before being counted
Angreed66: the object has to be perfectly stop
Arclight_Dynamo: Do a Dole whip.
BusTed: Impressive.
DigitalSeahorse: woooooooooo
Its_VeeBot: Y E E T
josh___something: Y EET
GhostValv: amazonPumpkinDance
SymphonicLolita: b a n a n
Lysander_salamander: nice
camille7_ttv: bueno
CaptainSpam: Oooo, banana!
DiscordianTokkan: wheelerBanana
Boon_33: wow!
TemporallyAwry: Go Banana!
Thefluffiestguineapig: And he keeps discovering the weird edge cases for things not counting
Mr_Horrible: ohhhhhhhhh Banana
DigitalSeahorse: that was banana
TheAinMAP: lrrWOW
TehAmelie: the furthest a banana has ever traveled
camille7_ttv: bueno banana
MrPhlip: I've played too much worms, I expected the banana to bounce
DigitalSeahorse: singular but still banana
Thefluffiestguineapig: Give that wolf a banana
Thefluffiestguineapig: Before he eats my grandma
fastlane250: banan... pls...
DigitalSeahorse: awwww
Sorator13: "throw" is defined rather interestingly in this game
betweenmyself: Bullied by a balloon
Boon_33: can has bananna
control_rig: Spiked
Heckhoundbolt: The code, I assume, assumed you were walking away from the banana because you were in the air. It will not drop the object until you touch the ground
GhostValv: Dunks
DigitalSeahorse: feliciaBanana
patrick_stonecrusher: I bet underhand is better
Thefluffiestguineapig: Agent Chiquita Banana says stop in the name of Dole!
Its_VeeBot: Super Monkey Ball is a lot weirder than I remember
TehAmelie: and hope the balloon isn't in the way also
noSmokeFire: I want there to be a troll physics way to get infinite height off the balloon
CookieMom: What if you throw the banana at the bumper?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Beej going to his home planet again
Sorator13: :(
StreetRach: Good form
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian is going for science
DigitalSeahorse: feliciaBanana voxlunRad voxlunGeiger
CookieMom: SCIENCE!
DiscordianTokkan: sergeScience
Meark: of course ian is the trash panda
Arclight_Dynamo: I wonder if it's a weighted banana, like a shotput.
Sorator13: Why always banana and never banaya?
spawnofhastur: I believe the must success y'all have ever had throwing shit involved bouncing it off of your boday
gogt200: It will bounce off the balloon.
Sarah_Serinde: No!
DigitalSeahorse: if you can criticality the banana that would be amazing
Welbog: Cat move
Its_VeeBot: *boop*
GhostValv: sergeScience
DiscordianTokkan: *doik
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
aitsu100: da cat tech
CaptainSpam: SCIENCE
SaxPython: #ThisIsALetsTryProgram
Thefluffiestguineapig: I need a version of the "Stand back I'm going to try science" shirt with the stick person being Ian
DigitalSeahorse: feliciaBanana voxlunGeiger voxlunRad
Rhynerd: It’s up to Nelly to achieve the banana science
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown
gogt200: Nelly!
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
Sarah_Serinde: tqsClap
laikagoat: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
GhostValv: amazonPumpkinDance
ThirdGames: Yeah let's go Nelly! FBtouchdown
pn55: seabatClap
Thefluffiestguineapig: He did the thing!
omdorastrix: Solid Banane
red_shoes_jeff: NELLAAAAY!
dmark312: boupheClap
TehAmelie: nice curve on that banana
y3ntil: wheelerOok wheelerBanana wheelerOok
Thefluffiestguineapig: Nelly's cleaning instincts from panenting helped
gogt200: This is in God's hands.
Thefluffiestguineapig: *parenting
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunBabhed bump
Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
Thefluffiestguineapig: This looks both difficult to execute as well as visually upsetting
Drasvin: I dislike this product
DigitalSeahorse: o.O
betweenmyself: Now Mythbusters episode: is it better to drop a banana on a bumper or toss it while suspended from a balloon?… Yeah, I think I understand why Adam and Jamie retired now. pennyWhat
Lysander_salamander: no
Its_VeeBot: #GoopyDaddy
DigitalSeahorse: digita435Octo digita435Octo
Rhynerd: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Your back looks fantastic!
NotCainNorAbel: which is better?
control_rig: Which one is worse?
TemporallyAwry: Nelson jlrrNo
GhostValv: lrrSPOOP
TehAmelie: with that much goo, maybe you can just grab all the balls
red_shoes_jeff: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
Ryxiene: This arena’s music is sooo reminiscent of ACNH Bubblegum StinkyGlitch
Its_VeeBot: If you'd like to tweet about tonight's stream, use hashtag #GoopyDaddy
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie Cursed phrase, much upset
Forgebold: A good, albeit a sticky touch
NewtyNewts: Nice caulk?
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
Juliamon: If you'd like to tweet about tonight's stream, consider tooting instead
GhostValv: Nice On
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunBean
TemporallyAwry: !quote Beej
LRRbot: Quote #1733: "No! That's NOT FAIR! You CAN'T just disappear into a rock like that!" —Beej [2016-02-08]
ALLxISxLOST: All 9s?
Bruceski: Glurp is a great game because it's the definition of "playing the course not each other". If there was a sliver of skill involved it would be frustrating but when someone manages to completely dominate a stage you can't help but sheer them.
Fanklok: !findquote goo
LRRbot: Quote #5098: "Just reach in behind me! Mind the goo." —Beej, as Carfax™ Seagull [2018-06-25]
omdorastrix: Game of skill... 100%
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DigitalSeahorse: lrrCIRCLE_SG lrrCIRCLE_SG lrrCIRCLE_SG
red_shoes_jeff: No you cannot.
Dog_of_Myth: !clip
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Its_VeeBot: Nope, we have it on video footage
Sorator13: "Actually, can I recant that?" seems like a quote to me
KeytarCat: Time for the box
TemporallyAwry: #Don'tClipThat
EricTheOrange: yeahchat don'ty clip that
SquidVorb: No takesies backsies
chrono2x: Quote by certainly not Graham
Gekyouryuu: Neuralizer
Garfman314: who's putting that in quotes?
electra310: The real goopy daddy is the friends we made along the way
Heckhoundbolt: Strike that from the record
fastlane250: Who said what now? Nothing, no way, o how.
Thefluffiestguineapig: The chat will disregard
JonnyGlitched: Hello friends!
JonnyGlitched: mind erasure would cure my trauma
betweenmyself: Strike that from the record and set the stenographer on fire just to be safe!
omdorastrix: 10 hours of silence interspersed with getting your mind eraased
Tangsm: I'm just thinking about the marketing geniuses who would run ads during the memory wipe streams.
Its_VeeBot: 10 hours of silence broken by [DATA EXPUNGED]
CaptainSpam: Eh, you know streaming compression would ruin it anyway. At best you'd just forget what you had for breakfast that morning.
JonnyGlitched: as far as we know there are 14 balls in the room
Drasvin: 4 pears?
DigitalSeahorse: or 8 pars
omdorastrix: @CaptainSpam I'd settle for it erasing that random embarrasing memory from high-school
Arclight_Dynamo: I mean, getting high as shit and Men in Black flashing yourself every 15 minutes sounds like a hell of a relaxing night...
ALLxISxLOST: Now, not to make things political, but hows your day been?
JonnyGlitched: Dogging controllers are something completely different
bytecaster: @omdorastrix You have only one?
StreetRach: Not okay?
SaxPython: He got that Dawg in him
StreetRach: Got a feeling?
omdorastrix: @bytecaster I've got a priority list
Its_VeeBot: Dougie for a man to feed him for a day, teach a man to Dougie to feed him for life.
JonnyGlitched: @omdorastrix all the memories that stick are embarrasing for me
iris_of_ether: Oh my god
matthaus_c: MCR and Black Eyed Peas sound basically the same anyways
HbombAndFriends: Teach me how to Douglas.
Mattmitchell45: at this point, yes @matthaus_c
CaptainSpam: Educate me on the finer points of Douglasing.
Kramburger: Ben, once again suckling at the teat of Daddy James Warbucks
SymphonicLolita: TEENY
Fanklok: Instruct me on the proper technique to perfom the douglas
Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
JonnyGlitched: whelp
laikagoat: fionLOL fionLOL fionLOL
MAPBoardgames: so teenie
aitsu100: oh no why
DiscordianTokkan: So Smol
Thefluffiestguineapig: Teeny in the downhill???????
KaleidoscopeMind: it means you dont need to duck
matthaus_c: so wee
Rhynerd: So tiny
Boon_33: itty bitty
Dog_of_Myth: Just a little guy
Welbog: smol
SaxPython: Big Hill
omdorastrix: ʷʰᵉᵉ
JonnyGlitched: wait
Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
Its_VeeBot: RIP
JonnyGlitched: bricked
NewtyNewts: Uh oh!
Sorator13: Whelp
TheAinMAP: mattlrHeck
Tangsm: So smol
Its_VeeBot: *tiny voice* help
TherapyforNarwhals: man's a GAMER
Atarra: need microscope
Rhynerd: Gonna need a very well timed jump there
MrPhlip: thunk
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Atarra Or opera glasses
Rhynerd: Oh no
omdorastrix: Why does Lisa Simpson's head keep getting in the way?
Atarra: @Thefluffiestguineapig *chat puts on opera glasses for extra classy stream*
matthaus_c: Getting Over It, with Bennett Ulmer
JonnyGlitched: jump except when you shouldn't
Boon_33: @matthaus_c lol, samezies, you're fast.
matthaus_c: same hat! also ty!
DigitalSeahorse: nice
Rhynerd: @omdorastrix the aliens wildly misinterpreted that one episode of the Simpson where she became a gymnast
gogt200: Are tiny taunts more or less insulting?
eric_christian_berg: The Lisa Simpson hair is rough.
DigitalSeahorse: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Atarra Chat coordinating dress up and nice food would be adorable. Fancy stream!
red_shoes_jeff: Medium left! MEDIUMLEFT!
KeytarCat: Mapping Fore and Back leg is so important for me playing this
Rhynerd: I hope someone manages to complete this
JonnyGlitched: less horizontal than you'd expect, name of my sex tape
KeytarCat: G jumping straight up on a slanted surface
Radyin: My vote for after this is five games at advanced difficulty.
TehAmelie: just like real downhill running, the secret is jumping just high enough
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this like those supposedly slanted mystery houses?
Kramburger: Jimmy cracks corn and I *do* care.
Fanklok: Can you guys pause for like 3 minutes? I want to go make a coffee
JonnyGlitched: is it still hypercritical if you're right?
DigitalSeahorse: probably better than I would have done
DigitalSeahorse: smol
CaptainSpam: He's so wee!
DigitalSeahorse: inch worm
Thefluffiestguineapig: We will chalk it up to less air resistance on the jumps
omdorastrix: ˡᶦˡ ᶜˡᶦᵐᵇᵉʳ
DigitalSeahorse: n\uuuuuuuuuuuuu
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Ryxiene: Jebaited
DigitalSeahorse: aww
Thefluffiestguineapig: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
bytecaster: Honestly the person that made this course is just very rude
DigitalSeahorse: oof
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Ryxiene: lrrHERE
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunBabhed
DigitalSeahorse: PridePog
JonnyGlitched: What's a FOX?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Honestly if I was a more talented crafter I would make DNF medals/ribbons in the appropriate colors
Kramburger: The Simpsons? I give it two weeks, tops
Skakerman_: Is that a show like Family Guy?
NotCainNorAbel: or it was halloween
SaxPython: @NotCainNorAbel FBtouchdown
Kramburger: Imagine being a writer for the simpsons today
omdorastrix: Thank you super nintendo chalmers...
JonnyGlitched: a lot of animation uses slave labor practices right?
DigitalSeahorse: digita435Snail
red_shoes_jeff: HOW is this "never mentioning it again" Ian?
LithelyUnshod: SuperEyePatch Wolf did a good vid on it
asthanius: ………
Lysander_salamander: freaking mega-corps
asthanius: Mega-monopoly
Rhynerd: Apple?
Heckhoundbolt: Because Disney owing the Simpsons is not weird
red_shoes_jeff: NOOOOOO
Angreed66: Apple won't buy disney
KaleidoscopeMind: nooo
SaxPython: NotLikeThis
bytecaster: As is customary, if a big company wants to buy another big company now, Ubisoft has to get a little part as a treat though
GhostValv: benginO7
Radyin: Could we do five games at advanced difficulty?
DigitalSeahorse: PridePog PrideCute PrideFloat
Ryxiene: FBtouchdown
Pal_Friendpatine: Rumored that Apple might buy Hulu
TehAmelie: can you taunt on the podium?
Boon_33: the important part is you all DNF'd together as a team.
TehAmelie: maybe too late
WiJohn: Jobs land?
Jensling: Would that be in Appleachia?
SquidVorb: iLand
Thefluffiestguineapig: So vascular
Boon_33: get swole
Boon_33: ball in goal
Mr_Horrible: Luke Sullivan, is that you?
TehAmelie: gains like the Hulk
Rhynerd: “Shut the fuck up my dear watson” mode.
Atarra: goodbye ball
JonnyGlitched: my ball doesn't fit
Atarra: 2 swole
Thefluffiestguineapig: Spherical Jonny Bravo!
Lysander_salamander: yay
Ryxiene: FBtouchdown
DigitalSeahorse: PrideCute
JonnyGlitched: that's my secret, I'm always stressed
JonnyGlitched: combined with my bipolar diagnosis my life expectency is about -5
Mr_Horrible: just gum-gum that shit
StreetRach: Watch me whip, and watch me nay nay.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @JonnyGlitched If that could give super powers I think most of chat would be Doctor Manhattan levels
Shparky2197: Hi all, just came from watching the preprerelease, man I missed catching these relatively recently after they come out. Thanks guys, that was awesome
TehAmelie: gummi gummi cannon
Fanklok: Wouldn't it be easier to get a bionic demon arm?
spawnofhastur: that's basically what MLB pitchers do. There's a reason Tommy John surgeries are almost universal
Boon_33: DNF
Thefluffiestguineapig: Dude
spawnofhastur: It involves removing a ligament from somewhere else in the body and using it to replace the worn out ligament in the pitching arm Alex
Drasvin: Is this the mythical Windmill Slam?
Thefluffiestguineapig: That is such rude placement
DigitalSeahorse: >.<
Mattmitchell45: No True Saiyan Coke Freestyle
GhostValv: Oofa
JonnyGlitched: last place is still placing
Boon_33: :(
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunBabhed
JRandomHacker: One in three MLB pitchers gets Tommy John surgery
Thefluffiestguineapig: That seems like a good quote
Angreed66: you can't go full windmill you have to be a two body system
Thefluffiestguineapig: @JRandomHacker Is that rotator cuff or elbow?
Kaaannaaa: Throwing a baseball is one of the most dangerous activities known to man
Gekyouryuu: "all of my armaments are legaments"
Mr_Horrible: "Sir you've run out of ligaments"
JonnyGlitched: we exploit professional athlete's bodies
spawnofhastur: Elbow
TemporallyAwry: Until they learn how to grow generic ligaments - then things are going to get weird.
DigitalSeahorse: dangit Ian
Fanklok: If a tree doesn't fall on me I'll live till I die
GhostValv: Oof
Heckhoundbolt: Damn Ian
rosesmcgee: Ian dropping some science
JonnyGlitched: that's stoicism
JRandomHacker: @Thefluffiestguineapig Elbow
DigitalSeahorse: for me all of Lrr members have made it
bytecaster: A new promising genre
DigitalSeahorse: :D
JonnyGlitched: that philosophy is at least 3000 years old Ian
Gekyouryuu: LRR-gan's Run
Nigouki: Shounen Ai, Shoujo Ai, and now Shogun Ai
Mr_Horrible: "Best if used before..."
GhostValv: D:
DigitalSeahorse: no made it as in a good goal
Sorator13: LUL
patrick_stonecrusher: Life Day! Renew!
spawnofhastur: that's a quote if i ever heard one
Mr_Horrible: Live Slug Reaction
Boon_33: It's been all downhill since the ball-kicking robot
Mr_Horrible: *shotgun cocking noise*
HadesLeprechaun: Everyone asked Ben to show them how to do it and he did, but no one listened!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Maximum galaxy brain strat: all the trash talk!
Thefluffiestguineapig: But only friendly trash talk
Mr_Horrible: "They sought his wisdom but could not comprehend his words"
DigitalSeahorse: sure that way
gogt200: The buffest bunny.
DigitalSeahorse: woop
DigitalSeahorse: wat
DigitalSeahorse: oh
DigitalSeahorse: the auto out of bounds thing
Rhynerd: Could you use the taunt to go under that low blocker?
DigitalSeahorse: :O
SymphonicLolita: bruh
Lord_Hosk: GLITCH!
Tangsm: So this would go from a piggy back to a choke hold?
laikagoat: wtf
CaptainSpam: WAIT WHAT
DigitalSeahorse: it worked!
bytecaster: Wait what?
control_rig: hax
Boon_33: the thrusting method!
DrLigmaPhD: New hat:Fractal Babies
SaxPython: no_clip
Rhynerd: Bug request fulfiilled
betweenmyself: The most violent ball thrusting ever witnessed. riffGasp
Boon_33: that technique actually explains how Nelson has kids.
Diabore: has to be full wood iirc
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, it's a whole thing
Sorator13: That does sound very much like baseball
SaxPython: gang gang?
DigitalSeahorse: ohno
Ryxiene: LUL
SymphonicLolita: noooope
Diabore: no "foreign substances"
Arclight_Dynamo: Looking it up, the CFL balls having sensors in them mean that players can't keep balls or throw them to fans. Celebrations are okay.
DrLigmaPhD: Kinky
Sorator13: actively opposing technological advancement
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TetraRay: omg no please no
pn55: Cursed
Tangsm: So do the cuffs prevent taunts?
definenull: F
Diabore: LUL
JRandomHacker: _boop_
omdorastrix: miaw
Sorator13: LUL
Atarra: even the alien looked sad
DigitalSeahorse: welp
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is the disadvantage of going firsts
SquidVorb: That sounds like Taskmaster
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
DigitalSeahorse: not bad
definenull: im noticing a trend here
Atarra: XD
CaptainSpam: Ben still with a commanding lead!
pn55: HypeLUL
Suffix: We Glurpin?
Bruceski: "So you're doing the 100m crawl you trained for, but the pool is pudding."
Sorator13: @Gekyouryuu oh dear
TStodden: Takashi's Castle has been revived, which is known for randomness & difficulty.
ALLxISxLOST: Introduces someone to glurp: "So how do you play?" "Play? No no, this is suffering, with style"
DigitalSeahorse: xD
pn55: How?!
TetraRay: LOL
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
GhostofJeffGoldblum: there's that Glurp magic
Thefluffiestguineapig: VICTORY
Ryxiene: LUL NotLikeThis LUL
CaptainSpam: Ben, DOMINATING!
EldarLuin: *chef kiss*
control_rig: Oh God. I'm seeing spots
AdamTheIndividual: why is this sooo funny!?!?! I'm crying
MrPhlip: frgeekDots
DigitalSeahorse: :O
definenull: yeet
Thefluffiestguineapig: Are the separated by centimeteres or milimeters
Ryxiene: 2020Pajamas 2020Party 2020Pajamas 2020Party
Sorator13: They asked Ben to show them how to do it again, and he did!~
TheAinMAP: This is a game of centimeters.
Jensling: Nice on!
betweenmyself: Tight grouping here today at Glurp Stadium
underhill33: my cheeks hurt
KeytarCat: He can't keep getting away with this!
Sarah_Serinde: tqsClap
Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
Rhynerd: It’s a game of millimeters
definenull: beej is the 1%
CaptainSpam: And Beej is done with these shenanigans!
SaxPython: respectt
HorusFive: Gaming!
MadWolf1290: Glurp nighs are the best
omdorastrix: my face huirts
Ryxiene: StinkyGlitch
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
DigitalSeahorse: nice
Thefluffiestguineapig: The laughing disadvantage of it's so funny your opponents can't see for the laughing
Ryxiene: You got this Nell!
KeytarCat: Whoever called Ben in third...
mrMorphius: "That's going to be like 3rd place"
Boon_33: let's go nelly! bocce that ball!
Atarra: gotta land the *ball* not the you
TehAmelie: i fear might have woken my neighbors with laughing :U
Ryxiene: FBtouchdown
pn55: seabatClap
Sarah_Serinde: tqsClap
Diabore: htf is ben 4th LUL
Seth_Erickson: Good form Good form seabatClap
Rhynerd: Still top 3
LithelyUnshod: I have hiccups now
DrLigmaPhD: I love that in this event the audience sees jack shit in the stands
fastlane250: Pocket Sun: The portable celestial body that endlessly bullies you!
Rhynerd: Do you need proper lighting to spin a wheel?
Diabore: one leg seems against the spirit
Angreed66: the trick is to hold the ground with one
Diabore: RIP to a king
SaxPython: o7
Angreed66: otherwise that happens
CaptainSpam: o7 Bob Barker
EricTheOrange: LRR peaked in 2012
betweenmyself: He’s in heaven now, with all the bits that were removed from people’s pets BibleThump
MrPhlip: I'll back your slide, if you know what i mean
omdorastrix: it only rolls back to 0 you can't go negative
forthehoard: @EricTheOrange You are not a fan of glirp
DigitalSeahorse: digita435Octo
Juliamon: Beej
DigitalSeahorse: diddle
GhostValv: Nope
Thefluffiestguineapig: These are strats
solarsheeptoken: * spits out Glurp *
betweenmyself: The dance craze of the sumemr
betweenmyself: *summer
DigitalSeahorse: scroll wheel
bytecaster: Is this actual "dingling of a bingle"?
TheWanderingNomad: Lali-how-goes-the-GLURP-ho folks o/
Thefluffiestguineapig: @solarsheeptoken Be careful it might have shifted the properties of your spit
Juliamon: Or you can just dance, I guess
Boon_33: great dance moves
Diabore: beej off by 1
control_rig: Ooooooh!
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Atarra: flail harder! XD
randombillfolds: Sometimes you just want to put your own spin on the wheel.
TheAwkes: I think this one is a half A press.
Seth_Erickson: I like that nelly gave his sun a high five first
Ryxiene: SeemsGood
pn55: Nice!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: just normal hurdles. innocent hurdles.
KeytarCat: 4.02 it blaze!
DigitalSeahorse: until they throw stuff in
Diabore: egg shape
Sorator13: The description "Hurdles will slow you down." makes me think they'll, like, animate and attack you
DigitalSeahorse: lrrBEN_SG
omdorastrix: I cast magic missile
Sorator13: LUL
TehAmelie: the athletes are largely indestructible, but the hurdles are coated in a powerful muscle relaxant
bytecaster: Lets "durdle those hurdles"
Its_VeeBot: > get ye hurdle
Suffix: Oh No.o.o.oooo....
Dragonality: If you ate the hurdles, turn to page 264
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie Topical muscle relaxant could in some ways be very tech
control_rig: Zoooooom
Suffix: How do the hurdles interact with intoxicants?
SnackPak_: sergeHolyMoly
TetraRay: oh wow
Dog_of_Myth: So close
MadWolf1290: and ACROSS THE LINE
Sarah_Serinde: tqsClap
Thefluffiestguineapig: Bounce!!
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TheDailyMapleSyrup: Hasn’t the government of Canada legalized eating hurdles
TheAinMAP: lrrWOW
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hit that Nos!!!
MrPhlip: Second place by 3 frames
Fanklok: As long as you get all y our concussion out by 40 you're fine
Kumakaori: alex gets flavor win
SnackPak_: nice lean into the finish
Sorator13: by the nose!
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_SG points for style
Lysander_salamander: :D
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500 - thanks for the laugh workout
Sorator13: now THAT's what I call a friday night!
Suffix: Once, Ben. Don't have Acne anymore eaither.
mrMorphius: Motorboat the finish line
GhostofJeffGoldblum: You ever just make out with a gelatinous cube oh god my flesh my flesh is gone
control_rig: There HAS to be one
Juliamon: ooh depilatory cubes
GhostofJeffGoldblum: robots are the ultimate lovers
red_shoes_jeff: I feel like I've seen one...
Rhynerd: Almost guaranteed.
DrLigmaPhD: Golems
DrLigmaPhD: Modron
laikagoat: modrons
Arclight_Dynamo: *Sigh* Gelatinous pube.
randombillfolds: Gluntch Date.
Driosenth: There is always room in your life for a gelatinous cube
ThirdGames: Inevitables too
Suffix: Arclight.
SquareDotCube: Somewhere in some version of He-Man, that's Skeletor's origin: tried to make out with a gelatinous cube
StreetRach: Sticking your face in a gelatinous cube? Roll for acid damage.
eric_christian_berg: How about an Autognome?
KaleidoscopeMind: perfect 5x5x5 cube
CaptainSpam: The Modren Men? Like Styx?
NewtyNewts: At least it isn't Gelatinous Lube
DAC169: D&D dating sim? isn't that Baldur's Gate 3?
omdorastrix: @Arclight_Dynamo Ruin a classic D&D monster by changing one letter?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Thirst MOnster
red_shoes_jeff: Aren't modrons like, clockwork cyclops owls?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Arclight_Dynamo I don't think you deserve the same banishment as sauce did for some cursed jokes but a lesser sentence of the same type
Arclight_Dynamo: @Suffix I *said* "sigh"!
Gekyouryuu: Thrust Monster
Its_VeeBot: @NewtyNewts I feel like most lube is gelatinous?
Sorator13: @DAC169 well, you can't bang most of the monsters in that one... (yet?)
MrPhlip: I have it on good authority that modrons are perfectly willing to wear a burlap sack
I_Am_Clockwork: realistic libs, like Ultron
I_Am_Clockwork: lips*
control_rig: Strats!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: ya ever seen a raccoon fly?
TheWanderingNomad: Mother of God
matthaus_c: shuffle cats have turned the town hall into a flight academy
Gekyouryuu: oh, the Armored Core grip!
asthanius: Oh, the Armored Core grip
DrLigmaPhD: Gelatinous Cubes are high on the list of DnD monsters to domesticate
SK__Ren: No. Jump good
josh___something: OH god, shufflecats can air dodge
Dragonality: Ian: A finger on everything
Mattmitchell45: Is Ian doing Armored Core?
Rhynerd: @matthaus_c which one?
GhostValv: The AC grip:O
matthaus_c: @Rhynerd yes
DigitalSeahorse: hurdling down the way
gogt200: I just realized in the shrink round Nelly had an even smaller alien on his head.
protojman: use one hurdle to knock down the others
Thefluffiestguineapig: Burlap is that one guy from the RE4 playthrough
Ryxiene: StinkyGlitch
DigitalSeahorse: boxing
Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
Atarra: eeeeghhh
Fanklok: I did some cursory research and Monster Camp is some form of monster dating game
MAPBoardgames: Burlap! I remember that piece of s#it from the UFW Autumnal Rumble
Thefluffiestguineapig: This event it all is a matter of how negative the effects are
serramarkov: I hope to see more Dice Friends.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Neutral is your best possibility
CompSciJedi: Oh hey, it's my local UPS office Kappa
GhostofJeffGoldblum: so this is why getting packages takes so long, now.
Ryxiene: LUL
Atarra: yeet that box
betweenmyself: Ben scooting in anger
Ryxiene: FBtouchdown
Atarra: @CompSciJedi lol
Lysander_salamander: :D
Its_VeeBot: "No! Ben no! Bad Ben!
Toxxick: The patented "UPS man in a tornado" strat
MrPhlip: We left your package in a safe location
Ryxiene: LUL FBtouchdown
saucemaster5000: amazon employees have it hard
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
protojman: *raise arm* no come back
asthanius: United States Postal Ska
CompSciJedi: "We attempted to deliver your package, but no one was home"
Zanzabar_: is this the death stranding re-imagining?
CaptainSpam: Graham Yager?!?
asthanius: YEAGER
Sorator13: BEN
red_shoes_jeff: YEAGER
saucemaster5000: Imagine seeing this fellow bringing your ps5 to the door
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
Its_VeeBot: Serge's long lost brother
Rhynerd: Not zero
Gekyouryuu: who's going to tell Kathleen that Serge stole her man?
patrick_stonecrusher: Next you'll call someone 'chat' LUL
asthanius: "My dearest Serge, I write to you from the front lines"
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Atarra: -gentle stacking-
betweenmyself: OCD mode
betweenmyself: MUST STACK BOXES
MrPhlip: !addquote (Ben) [now] I often find myself thinking of Serge.
LRRbot: New quote #8636: "I often find myself thinking of Serge." —Ben [2023-08-28]
omdorastrix: Graham "Yager" Stark
MadWolf1290: go Taz on it
saucemaster5000: Rowr! I'm so smart!
Fanklok: I want to se this one with the bomb rain
Drasvin: !findquote box
LRRbot: Quote #5922: "'I assume there is some form of box text.' 'There's so much box text.'" —Bengineering and Kathleen [2019-03-18]
Thefluffiestguineapig: Now we know
Thefluffiestguineapig: NO
DigitalSeahorse: F
Garfman314: :(
haltben2514: Graham (Hoops) “Yager” Stark
Atarra: :C
TheAinMAP: jlrrDang
Lysander_salamander: so bouncy
rosesmcgee: "Just gonna go ape shit" - the man responsible for getting the shipments out the door
CompSciJedi: ROBBED
Thefluffiestguineapig: ROBBED!!
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunFoam
Sorator13: Cameron: Goodbye!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Maximum rude vibes
DigitalSeahorse: digita435Octo
Atarra: he's gone rabid!
BusTed: \ rayfkSanic /
mrMorphius: foxmarONE
Dog_of_Myth: LUL LUL
DigitalSeahorse: ssandEGG arm
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Hanging on the edge of tomorrow
Its_VeeBot: gdqFAST <(HA HA, ONE!)
Thefluffiestguineapig: That is the perfect soundtrack
Rhynerd: On the board
iris_of_ether: foxmarDITTO
Gascitygaming: it IS sonic's 30th anniversary
Diabore: i love glurp nights
Toxxick: You ever see a rodent gyrate so fast as to overcome several fundamental forces of nature?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @Thefluffiestguineapig very fine work from the first American to ever work on Sonic
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @Toxxick yeah
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
Rhynerd: Also, I love how LRR trying to sing that song together sounded a bit like the time Alex played it from his phone during PY
Rhynerd: *PT
Boon_33: Get in your home, are you too good for your home!
DigitalSeahorse: ssandSPOOKED ssandCOIN
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
BusTed: FBtouchdown
TheAinMAP: 2020Victory
control_rig: That was great.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Toxxick In what way? I'm positive that happened in some W+P nonsense
MadWolf1290: GLURP
mrMorphius: TableHere lrrSHINE
GhostofJeffGoldblum: ya glurped, ya burped
Thefluffiestguineapig: That was so good
bytecaster: My lungs hurt
SymphonicLolita: g l o r p
Boon_33: Congratulations!
TStodden: Time to go to Glurpieland?
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_SG lrrBEN_SG lrrIAN_SG lrrCIRCLE_SG
GhostValv: benginO7 benginO7 benginO7
SytYoshi: thanks for the stream. See you at PAX.
control_rig: I got light-headed
Shparky2197: Glad to be here
Thefluffiestguineapig: My face hurts but it's so awesome
Ryxiene: Thank you for the hilarious stream xD
EldarLuin: eldarl1Kissy
Rhynerd: thanks for the glurp!
Jobot180: Just got here in time for the end. To the vod!
MAPBoardgames: They Glurped So hard. They should take a break and have a nice, glurp.
Texan_Reverend: !patreon
frogomb: Thank you LRR for the glurpening
LRRbot: 2755 patrons for a total of $21,379.56 per month.
Texan_Reverend: !store
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red_shoes_jeff: I drank a whole bottle of Glurp during this very stream!
StreetRach: Engage the algorithm.
Shparky2197: Thanks again for the awesome preprerelease!
CaptainSpam: Do The Money Thing™!
bytecaster: "bingle the dingle" on Youtube.
patrick_stonecrusher: GIVE DOUGHLERZ
Sorator13: ty for stream friends!
SymphonicLolita: as opposed to dead ones
Diabore: wat up
Its_VeeBot: Wazzup
asthanius: not much, streamer
Mattmitchell45: Hey Graham!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I'm more of a kidney
StreetRach: the ceiling
wastetalent: wassap
Boon_33: Thanks for the stream!
Nigouki: suuuuuuuuuup
Suffix: Ben, we need to talk. As you liver.
Texan_Reverend: !schedule
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niccus: if you wanna be my liver
midnightcurryjazz: This was a good stream to be high for
SquidVorb: Not yet Graham
Shparky2197: People who are here right now
Ryxiene: Live a live RRs
Its_VeeBot: What are we, chopped liver?
Drasvin: !findquote liver
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
LordZarano: What are we, chopped liver?
definenull: sup fellow hepato-people
red_shoes_jeff: As your liver, I advise against this.
TemporallyAwry: Charger Creeper Adventures PrideHeyyy
sheqesi: We're liver, so something is going to happen?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh I watched Iron Pineapple play that, it looked sick actuall;y
ALLxISxLOST: Canon Events?
TheAinMAP: There will be at least one charged Creeper.
LordZarano: @Its_VeeBot *Hi five*
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Ben is actually not joking.
DigitalSeahorse: digita435Seahorse sesame
Shparky2197: Game theory did a really good video on it
DigitalSeahorse: sesawho? sesame!
Mr_Horrible: surprisingly not a cash-grab
Gekyouryuu: it looks like it's Sesame Street Horror, then it's mostly actually Sesame Street
kynelwynn: It's like Resident Evil, but.. with puppets
Rhynerd: It’s like an old Resident Evil as an FPS
patrick_stonecrusher: Paying for saves still sucks tho
Mr_Horrible: have the PTSD discussion with the giant frog puppet that can't turn corners
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @Mr_Horrible that was sure something
SymphonicLolita: gyarbag
MAPBoardgames: It wasn't about rescuing a princess... was about nuclear weapons the whole time.
Sorator13: ISn't Candyland just the new Magic set?
eric_christian_berg: Why do you have to make everything a dark carnival of the soul?
TheWanderingNomad: GAR BAGE DAY
iris_of_ether: lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO
Thefluffiestguineapig: GARBAGE DAY
Rhynerd: stand against the devil!
Mattmitchell45: Trails is always cute
Drasvin: lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO
Shparky2197: W+P hype!
SymphonicLolita: machi koro
Its_VeeBot: Il Cartographer, he's gonna draw a new map
bytecaster: When are we getting to trains again?
Mattmitchell45: Get to learn about US National Parks
forthehoard: The natural progress of game
Sorator13: Risk comes shortly before Fallout, I think
omdorastrix: Trails - Tiny town - ... - Twilight Imperium
Gekyouryuu: Graham, do you think it's possible to make an entirely Big Foot themed W+P? Call it Squatch and Play?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: ah, high school.
Pteraspidomorphi: That does sound like Tokaido
KeytarCat: Cartographers was great to play with stream
shadowmaster132: Cartographers was great to play along with too
Sorator13: Beej had flashbacks, lol
ALLxISxLOST: @Sorator13 At what point does 40k come in?
transcoder_: Heard this one before. "Merely do everything I ask and I shall be your slave."
matthaus_c: Join James Jingleheimer Schmidt
Sorator13: @ALLxISxLOST After Dune, before Star Wars
Shparky2197: I am so keen for WoE
loufghyslaufey: Yes. There will be James. It be almost... "eventless"?(!)
SymphonicLolita: WoE, magic be upon ye
patrick_stonecrusher: 🙋‍♂️l can eat free pizza!
bytecaster: It is nice of Wizards to put the event on the LRRMTG day.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: 3/5
TehAmelie: thanks so much for the stream
Rhynerd: @sorator13 Depends on if LRR has any Horus Heresy games or not
MadWolf1290: Ian that's a dangerous statement
Its_VeeBot: Enforcer here: Please do not.
matthaus_c: *rips mask off Wilds Of Eldraine* :O Old Man Brother's War?!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: You wake up restrained in a basement. "Welcome to Tinker Tailor Solder Fry. Can you escape?"
Sorator13: Ian's going to finally do his flamethrower stream
TemporallyAwry: "If you can find me" is not the best thing to challenge the internet LuvOops
Mr_Horrible: not yet, thank god
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Traffic cone
Texan_Reverend: Salt circle!
ghyllnox: Bring a sewing kit and be a cosplay hospital
MAPBoardgames: cv\
JosephDeath: There are these weird Zoox cars...
Mattmitchell45: Johnny!
TheWanderingNomad: Whose Ben main in GG?
Mr_Horrible: Well maybe if you stopped blaming the beasts, Ben...
Gekyouryuu: how long until y'all play Melty Blood from the bathroom?
matthaus_c: who's gonna be the Brisket main
Sorator13: oooh, mono white!!
betweenmyself: Ballz 3D, you cowards
HadesLeprechaun: yoooo very exciting
Sorator13: well, we also need a mono-brown commander night, no?
SymphonicLolita: o o f
Juliamon: Wheeler got a crash course in GG lore yesterday, was a fun time
TheWanderingNomad: HORNER
Dog_of_Myth: LUL LUL
NewtyNewts: uh.
Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c everyone is a Brisket main in their hearts
ghyllnox: :D
DigitalSeahorse: spl-
rosesmcgee: Jesus Christ
MadWolf1290: I A N
KaleidoscopeMind: uh
Mattmitchell45: lrrHERE lrrHERE lrrHERE
BusTed: mmhm
Thefluffiestguineapig: There's the capital all Ian
ghyllnox: You have to have Cam on that one
midnightcurryjazz: at least wheeler is gay
Gekyouryuu: so Cam's not playing?
EricTheOrange: look we can only have Cameron on so many times
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Mr_Horrible: @Juliamon "Whaddya MEAN That Man is a proper noun???"
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunNut
Rhynerd: @juliamon was it on a stream?
Juliamon: Rhynerd Yep, there's a VOD
HadesLeprechaun: @Sorator13 would have been not terribly varied just a couple years ago, but they've printed enough legendary colorless creatures now that this could actually be fun and not just all eldrazi
Mattmitchell45: Oh like, The Crap Bracket
DigitalSeahorse: woo neat
Rhynerd: @juliamon I should go watch that vod
shendaras: 20th anniversary!?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: So I assume much like the FF7 remaster it will totally change and recontextualize the original
DigitalSeahorse: where we go to vote?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: and also be about environmnetal terrorirsm
bytecaster: @Mattmitchell45 Or Crappet if you will
Texan_Reverend: !discord
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HorusFive: So nice you'll watch it tiwce
Texan_Reverend: !mastodon
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HorusFive: *twice
Sorator13: @HadesLeprechaun Right? Like there's an eldrazi deck, and probably you could make at least two legendary artifact creature decks, and something for the fourth one?
CouldntPickAUsername: It's LRR's 30th Sonic
betweenmyself: 20 AnnivLRRsary
DigitalSeahorse: ah
CaptainSpam: 20th anniversary, meaning we're due for LRRcon 2! lrrBEEJ
Mattmitchell45: Is Wheeler starting up again on Sunday?
StreetRach: Your local polling place
TemporallyAwry: What is time PrideShrug
theonlybarber: OOOF i'm old :|
Gekyouryuu: weird to think LRR has existed for more of my life than not, even if I've only known it for about half my life
Heckhoundbolt: Pokemon Go to the polls
Mr_Horrible: time's inexorable march continues to surprise everyone
Shparky2197: Anyway, heading off now. Hope you have a great night over there! See ya!
Sorator13: Thank you for extending the voting time, yeah
eric_christian_berg: Good to hear. I'll be running Delta Green. :)
Earthenone: wheeler is going to gameboy color pokemon on sunday i belive
Mr_Horrible: 9am Sunday is a myth
Juliamon: He's already regretting the new timeslot
matthaus_c: new card slot
Fanklok: AM???? What human is awake for that
rogerivany: There's an am on weekends?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @Juliamon it's a bold choice
matthaus_c: life begins at noon change my mind
Texan_Reverend: !mastodon
LRRbot: LoadingReadyRun is now on Mastodon! You can find them at, and LRRMtG at
Earthenone: !mastodon
LRRbot: LoadingReadyRun is now on Mastodon! You can find them at, and LRRMtG at
SymphonicLolita: mast of dawns
Juliamon: ooh Beej on Jackbox
bytecaster: Beej is jacking the boxes in front of a live audience?
Thefluffiestguineapig: The goat with deal with it glasses is amazing
Mr_Horrible: 3 years, only SOME of which has been from jaill
Drasvin: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: isekai Timbits
ALLxISxLOST: jlrrCai jlrrLlou qcloverLick
Texan_Reverend: There will be a Kind.Social meetup on Sunday with some LRR fans.
matthaus_c: @Mr_Horrible I was corrupted! PrideUwu
red_shoes_jeff: The one year!
patrick_stonecrusher: FutureMan FutureMan FutureMan
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c and we're so proud of you for it benginPet
red_shoes_jeff: Drink More, Question Sleep.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is Code Indigo like danger level Dolphin?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @red_shoes_jeff but enough about Friday
red_shoes_jeff: Cheer100
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ceilingegg!!!!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I'm shocked this sit he first ceilingegg
Meark subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 104 months!
Meark: Oh hey this window.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Meark! (Today's storm count: 95)
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think I either missed my callout or they got distracted by a goof
GhostofJeffGoldblum: ten years
GhostofJeffGoldblum: hoabbajobba
SymphonicLolita: dabits
Gekyouryuu: LRR's been able to be subbed to for half its life
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Thefluffiestguineapig: dabbits!!!
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
StreetRach: okay byeee
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
head_cannon: Thanks for the stream!
Texan_Reverend: Have a good evening, y'all.
matthaus_c: @Gekyouryuu desperately trying to portmanteau half-life and LRR
GhostofJeffGoldblum: BEN
GhostofJeffGoldblum: OH GOD
SymphonicLolita: :0 they're gone!!
theonlybarber: BEN
SnackPak_: I'll miss LRR
itira: LUL
red_shoes_jeff: BEN WHERE ARE YOU!?
itira: hahaha
matthaus_c: :O
BusTed: BabyRage
StreetRach: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
ALLxISxLOST: octoGun octoGun octoGun
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Suffix: Oh no
Amoxxycillin: @Thefluffiestguineapig i didnt see my name either (thinking emoji)
GhostofJeffGoldblum: trhey vanished...
theonlybarber: LUL
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
betweenmyself: Chat has zero object permanence! riffGasp
emberBecky: perfect cut
shendaras: Oh I don't like this =( Bring them back.
DigitalSeahorse: red shoes Jeff reminds me of a college instructor I had for audio
Thefluffiestguineapig: Object Permanence!!
Its_VeeBot: 10/10 signoff, no notes
Drasvin: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Paul still here
Amoxxycillin: peekaboo!!!
red_shoes_jeff: lrrSPOOP
Fanklok: I'll miss Ben
Mr_Horrible: thanks for the laughs, gang. Shame we'll never see you again OpieOP
Its_VeeBot: I can't believe LRR is gone forever NotLikeThis
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_SG lrrBEN_SG lrrIAN_SG lrrCIRCLE_SG digita435LOVE
shendaras: And it was their 20th anniversary, too.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks for great stream, thanks for fun chat!
thebrainnopinky: They will be missed
matthaus_c: I'm waiting for the peek-a-boo :(
red_shoes_jeff: @Fanklok You will with that attitude. Target practice, tomorrow morning!
Skye_Nighthawk: DinoDance DinoDance DinoDance
Fanklok: I look forward to that being hte last clip of the highlight reel
matthaus_c: !previous
LRRbot: Sorry, I can only see the future.
loufghyslaufey: !future
loufghyslaufey: @LRRbot ....Kind of sus, ngl.
loufghyslaufey: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno, and Serge continue their journey towards collecting every item in Vanilla Survival Minecraft. Game: Minecraft) at Tue 10:00 AM PDT (13:47 from now).
matthaus_c: ~lasttoot
DideRobot: LRR: Time to Cross the Streams! Tonight we will find out once and for all: When should you Drink more Glurp? (spoiler: Always) (has image) | 3 hours, 11 minutes ago |
loufghyslaufey: Kay, had to be sure...
matthaus_c: ahhh, Diderobot can see the future
matthaus_c: past?
matthaus_c: past.
LordZarano: !after
LordZarano: !afternext
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DigitalSeahorse: !alex
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