Crossing the Streams || Drink more Glurp

Metric_Furlong: right, I need to get to bed
Metric_Furlong: have a good Glurp, chat
Metric_Furlong: I'll catch you in the VoD
 Welbog: drnk mr glrp
LadyAiluros: GLUURRRP
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hello fellow drnkrs of glrp! Glad to be able to catch something live after partial bathroom ceiling collapse and more job disappointments!
 Diabore: glurp?
azidbern95: slurp?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: slrp the glrp
  Juliamon: Overheard from my sister talking to a med-student teammate about glucosamine supplements for her cat: "Six months? That's so long!! Wouldn't it be faster for cats? Smaller bones, smaller cartilage, that's good science, right?"
ihlendrax: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: legs?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Yup that's how science works -.-
  Juliamon: (she was being goofy)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I also should probably switch from my binging of speculative biology projects because I immediately thought about "what would make that question mark"
mitomanox: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Drink More Glurp) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (13s from now).
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !next
 Diabore: !next
 Fanklok: !next
jessicaengle: Heyo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Damn, I got the command entered too recently thing
mitomanox: G.L.U.R.P. 
jessicaengle: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Ok, that makes me feel better. Since I started working a saturday shift at a shelter there have been some things from potential adopters who were not goofing that make me want to shake them
 Diabore: whos thirsty chat? cause we drinkin glurp
 TheDailyMapleSyrup:              
TheAinMAP: Signal.
 MAPBoardgames:    GLUUURP!
 PharaohBender27:  !
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Diabore Are we all thirsty on main today?
 airylan: 
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 matthaus_c: glurp
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  Juliamon: yeah, my sister's not that much of an idiot, I promise
NimrodXIV: G L U R P
Riandisa:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
TemporallyAwry:  - Happy Timezone, bring out your Glurp
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 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: 23 months of GLUUURRRPPP
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 PharaohBender27: 690 Everybody get ready to GLUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRPPP!
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LadyAiluros: wooo glurp!
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jessicaengle: bloop
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: Thanks for starting the stream 
  Juliamon: ahh I forgot how good Glurp's audio was
 matthaus_c: thank you for glurping me it's glurp to be here
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Hey, all humans can be utter morons sometimes, it is a part of being fallible and mortal, I figure with you as a sibling she would have been slapped to sense
 CaptainEnder7: Glurp time eceryone!
 CaptainEnder7: *everyone
 TehAmelie: drink more Glurp!
DideRobot: LRR: Time to Cross the Streams! Tonight we will find out once and for all: When should you Drink more Glurp? (spoiler: Always) https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/110969964138320190
 Thefluffiestguineapig:   with the good starting audio as always!
BalthusHomewood: Oh is it time for Glurp, and the drinking therein?
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 Drasvin: GLURP!
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 mishrasbauble: GLRRP time
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 matthaus_c: beej looking very dynamic in today's toot
mitomanox: i wonder who'll be playing
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 rubikdarkwill: Well this is going to be fun to watch sleep-deprived
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 pn55: Gluuuuurp!
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 TehAmelie: i've got a very glurp brand energy drink. it's called bang krazy key lime pie. cost about $1 for a liter
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 LordZarano: Hope everyone's had a very GLURP day
  Akaiatana: Hey, thanks Karma!
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 v_nome: Fill this man with Glurp!
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 TehAmelie: tastes like sugar free glurp
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 northos: off by one?
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 SymphonicLolita: GLARP
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  Juliamon: (I am incapable of  not leaning to the right)
 RealGamerCow: Glurp
zerragonoss: @TehAmelie sounds like it probably has the same LD50 as glurp probably has.
 MAPBoardgames: Maximum Color! Zero Taste! GLURP!
 matthaus_c: do the glurpsm'n even have necks
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon ^And also your back
 Dog_of_Myth: Good evening chat and glurpers
Tempest2097: GLURP
 KBKarma: GLUUUUURP.
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 Nigouki: LET THE ENGLURPENING OF THE NEW MOONBASE COMMENCE!
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Ace__of__Hearts: what are we Glurpin?
Tempest2097: How's it Glurpening Glurpchat?
 matthaus_c: oooh Alex is repping Spaceshipping merch again today!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Dog_of_Myth So as the viewers are we the glurpers and the athletes the slurpers or vice versa?
 KBKarma: I love that they did one Glurp stream, and they just keep coming back to the Glurp tap.
 NewtyNewts: Where we Glurping boyz?
 HbombAndFriends: What the glurp is this?
Autumn_3ds: GLRRP
ButButTheJesus: @Juliamon i tend to put left leg up, torso lean right, next pulled left
ButButTheJesus: *neck
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 Dog_of_Myth: @Thefluffiestguineapig ....yes
 kynelwynn: Then I said, "It's Glurpin' time." and Glurped all over those guys
 matthaus_c: @Thefluffiestguineapig I believe it is an advertisement for us to drink more glurp
 matthaus_c: the glurpsm'n may or may not endorse glurp-brand
 Darleysam: I'll take a Glurp Zero if you've got it
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patrick_stonecrusher: Gluuuuuuup!
Ace__of__Hearts: I gotta say I am getting hungrier for Starfield
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Dog_of_Myth Glad we got that cleared up *holds out hand to shake if permitted* nice working with you as always
 korvys: bloop
 TehAmelie: "are you the glurper or the slurper?" i'm glad the stream hasn't even started and it's already cursed
 matthaus_c: do the glurpsm'n have an IGC like we have an IOC
 control_rig: 5 seconds to Glurp!
 Dog_of_Myth: @Thefluffiestguineapig *goes for high five*
 e_bloc: time to glurp until you burp
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 TemporallyAwry: !soon
 LordZarano: Is Pepsglurp ok?
SquidVorb: glurp
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie That is a very cursed statement and it amuses me. Also more or less preemptively cursed than any JackBox?
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 Darleysam: guest starring Glurps McKenzie
SaxPython: @LordZarano lol
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Boon_33: 
 TemporallyAwry: Glurp > Slurm
 Orlantia: Glurp it up mother glurpers!!!!!
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jessicaengle: 
 matthaus_c: nice glurp
 Dog_of_Myth: Got any of that Crystal Glurp?
kusinohki: meows *glurps*  meow meow!!
 Diabore: yall thirsty chat? because we drinkin GLURP tonight
 wizzo1138: @TemporallyAwry GlurpsMcKinzie?
 Raincoast_Bear: Never! Give me Slurm or Give me Death!
TheAinMAP:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @kusinohki blurrp!
 control_rig: GLLRp
 MAPBoardgames:   
Fluffy776:  
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
patrick_stonecrusher:   
rockman1967: Woot
 LordZarano:   
 PharaohBender27: I have a meeting towards the end of this stream, but look forwarding to see the subreads in the VOD to see if they notice my joke there 
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 CastleOtranto: @Dog_of_Myth Oh, The Glurp Crystal was my favorite movie as a kid
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 ReachW: It's time to glurp
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 Mazrae: Let's get ready to GLUURRPP!!
Fluffy776: 
 KBKarma: OH YES
 cgwonder: gluuuuuuuuuurp
  Sarah_Serinde: Beautiful
 mishrasbauble: GLUUUUUURP
 Kramburger: OH MY
 SymphonicLolita: GLURRRPPPP
 control_rig: By that I mean "gLRRp"
MichaelSnowbird: hahahahaha
 korvys:  
 Raincoast_Bear: Hello Graham.
Tempest2097: YES.  IT IS TIME FOR GLUUUUURP
 Nigouki: and also with you
Atarra: GLUUUUURP
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 10/10 no notes
 matthaus_c: jlurp
 JRandomHacker: I'm very glad these streams are staying on-brand
 Mr_Horrible: Jlurp?
 KBKarma: Soft focus!
TheAinMAP: 
jessicaengle: Spoopy Graham
 Ritaspirithntr: Flawless timing!
DaxStrife: GURLP
mitomanox: so. many. cuties.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: A soft focus G, anyway.
TheAinMAP: Hello.
 lamina5432: not glrrrrrrp
  Sarah_Serinde: Paul *is* pretty magical
 ReachW: hlurp
 JRandomHacker: I _really_ need to get the NPC shirt
 kynelwynn: To Ben, your singing for the PPR Rats deck was so dang good. I want you to know that, mmk? Mmk.
 memnus: glurp! glurp! glurp!
Fluffy776: 🍸
 TehAmelie: glurpi i mean greetings
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sarah_Serinde I would even say very magical
Tempest2097: It's yboyz the Glurpgang
ButButTheJesus: DRINK MORE.
 KBKarma: Oh hey, Alex merch!
SaxPython: Yo, is that a martini?
  Akaiatana: Glurp tested poorly with the focus group
 Kramburger: Pronounce it like Gnocci to really put people on tilt
 Furvias: Gluuuuuurpppp
 Arclight_Dynamo: Is Ian drinking a martini or a glass of water with olives in it?
 Pteraspidomorphi: Nelson, for the very first time?
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SaxPython: Fancy
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/CleverBlitheStarPJSugar-ldSe6UJFzR26ql3o
  Sarah_Serinde: @Arclight_Dynamo Leftovers from LRL?
 Dog_of_Myth: !store
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 mishrasbauble: with pizza on a bagel
  Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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  Juliamon: Arclight_Dynamo Honestly could be either
jessicaengle: Pizza rolls?
 LithelyUnshod: Ben, can you see the chat?
 RealGamerCow: Is that an ANSI martini?
El_Funko: Hwitch?
 TemporallyAwry: Greeting Youtube Time-Travelers 
 iris_of_ether: PAX!
 matthaus_c: always meet people in threes
 Wicker_Guide: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 8:34.
Fluffy776: Pax West and Dragoncon always sneak up on me
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 gualdhar: GLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU U U U U U U RP!
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 e_bloc: hello is social commerce
 matthaus_c: very nice to see y'all back out and about for cons!
  Juliamon: Half to PAX, half to Vegas, all Beej
 Raincoast_Bear: Super Judge Beej!
  Akaiatana: Beej is going to booth of the events
 mishrasbauble: all beej all the time
SaxPython: 
 Mollylele: so many beverages on the table and nary a drop of glurp to be found
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The level 5 judge beej drop
DaxStrife: "Working the table at Vegas" sounds like something else.
space_turbulence: Alex i wanted to say I really like your sartorial choice of suspenders, it works well 👍
 PharaohBender27: Oooooh
 SymphonicLolita: oooo
 cgwonder: oooooh
BalthusHomewood: Time to RIP and SIP some Glurp!
 Diabore: sweet
 matthaus_c: can we fantasy draft the sketch brackets
 TehAmelie: rip and tear until it's drunk
 raulghoulia: woof
  Sarah_Serinde: Never missed a single update
  Sarah_Serinde: Came close a few times but still D:
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 control_rig: Probably nooooot
Morrigan9: maybe not
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Nelson with the "dad check"
BalthusHomewood: be quick on the mute button
SaxPython: Nelly, Earmuffs
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Riding the mute sounds like a hilarious parenting book
space_turbulence: Yes-no-no-yes-no-yes-yes
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 matthaus_c: reminds me of how much Penelope loved the Crapshot where Beej does a huge "holy SHIT"
 Raincoast_Bear: Let the GLURP Commence!
 SquareDotCube: mostly the ones that end in "fuck"
BalthusHomewood: You are Medium Warm
 NotCainNorAbel: Is Ian's drink a standard martini?
 SymphonicLolita: time to gLARP
 KBKarma: SPORT BALL
 Rytel: I mean, the Crapshots have a pretty high Fucks per Minute (FPM) so the sketches, who knows?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is there a thing to remember?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Or does it matter if you forget?
 Fanklok: hammer the buttons and wiggle the sticks
 KBKarma: Graaaaam.
 raulghoulia: 1 of 20? good god
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 matthaus_c: Grahamothy
BalthusHomewood: The Gary Ham himself
 niccus: is there a savory graham cracker brand with graham masala?
 ReachW: ar nar, grarm
 KBKarma: The LRR unit of mass: the Graaam.
 raulghoulia: for the competitive glurp circuit
 spawnofhastur: The way y'all folks pronounce Graham is a bit of a shock to me, from down here in Australia. We pronounce it Gray-am.
jessicaengle: @KBKarma Watch out for the kill-a-graham tho
 KBKarma: Same here in IE.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @KBKarma Is that the base unit or is the base unit something else?
BalthusHomewood: He's too powerful
 TehAmelie: what momentum
 cgwonder: out of controoooool
  Sarah_Serinde: The reactions and cheers are seriously half the fun of these streams
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 control_rig: Dunk'd
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 LordZarano: 
 kynelwynn: base line set
 raulghoulia: Air Graham
 KBKarma: @Thefluffiestguineapig The base unit is possibly the milliGraaam.
 mishrasbauble:  
 matthaus_c: it's like seeing a hammer thrown
 Diabore: that was a good ball of sports
 Raincoast_Bear: 
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 aitsu100: GLURP
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SaxPython: And across the line 
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Fluffy776: 
 SquareDotCube: that DnD 3e maneuver!
BalthusHomewood: Imagining a football player doing this, just picking up the ball and spinning their arms
Desruprot: Wiggly Soccer
BalthusHomewood: "If you get hit its your own fault1"
 Rytel: I want to see this is real life, just tackling a beach ball through a wall of milk crates
 midnightcurryjazz: Ok dad
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Desruprot If you think this is wiggly you ain't seen nothing else
 midnightcurryjazz: hit the button
 YeetTheRich_: are these the controls they fixed
 TemporallyAwry: reading the buttons explains the buttons
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @YeetTheRich_ That was a PS4 controller
 Heckhoundbolt: Good job Ian
 PharaohBender27: 
 TemporallyAwry: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian being maximum Ian as always
 KeytarCat: This is why I only ever use cardinal directions for face buttons...
 cgwonder: greyscale bandit fingers
 PharaohBender27: YEET
 KBKarma: So, a relevant question: what is everyone drinking?
ButButTheJesus: Tiny brown thing taker?
  Sarah_Serinde: "foot"ing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YEET
kusinohki: ian is playing the secret event 0 - getting your character correct
 Darleysam: this could be one of the "fixed" PS4 controllers, we don't know
 matthaus_c: these controllers have never been to Tokyo
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 nweasel: Almost missed the beginning, but happy to be here for more GLUUUUUUUURP~
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BalthusHomewood: A Precision Ian... he knows where the ball is because he knows where it isn't
Seagulyus: has anyone convinced Ian to try to change the sticks in the drifting joycons with a halls magnetic effect stick yet?
SquidVorb: 
 KeytarCat: Ah yes, the first was the different
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: I do that all the time on switch controllers
 ALLxISxLOST:  M'LRR Chat 
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 Sethalidos: GLLLLLUUUUURRRRRPPPPPP
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 matthaus_c: caught a big 'un over here
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also Beej is probably going to be on a timer about when he is going to stop behaving
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh yeah
SaxPython: Needs more ground friction
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 LadyAiluros: Alex, you're at three-quarters of a mile, call the ball
BalthusHomewood: ALX-cellent
 NightValien28: yoo we glurping
 cgwonder: as soon as matt said that i realised i was also leaning to the right
 matthaus_c: I love how you can kind of form a binary system with the Ball
BalthusHomewood: @NightValien28 yeah, we glurpin'!
 drewm1022: It seems like the run ends when the ball enters the goal, I wonder if you can throw it in from way behind.
  Juliamon: This is why I told people to stretch. You're gonna lean!
 spawnofhastur: I've watched Glurp speedruns. They're *insane*
 matthaus_c: if you have time to lean, you have time... for crab
 YeetTheRich_: set seed it is
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That sounds eldritch in it's level of mind bending
 TemporallyAwry: There are reconfigured challenges - I assume the speedruns in there are crazy.
BalthusHomewood: Matt the Merciless
 KBKarma: If you have time to lean, you have time to not be mean... about crab.
 TehAmelie: maybe if you run it a hundred times until you get the right combination
 matthaus_c: is glurp harder than chess
Boon_33: a TAS with a set seed would work.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That is a cursed phrase
 Darleysam: AIs can learn to play Dota, but can they learn Glurp...
 ALLxISxLOST: Please no
 Wicker_Guide: Who's going to stop us?
Vulcnor: Deep Gluping?
BalthusHomewood: DEEP GLURPING
 mishrasbauble: some of that deep glurp
 e_bloc: ChatGLP
SquidVorb: gLLMrp
DaxStrife: *grabs mic* DEEEP GLURPING. DEEEEEP GLURPING.
AutonomousTurtle: Deep Glurple? I love Smoke on the Water
ButButTheJesus: We have to Glurp deeper
 Heckhoundbolt: The day AI can play Glurp better than humans is the day humanity is enslaved
 DoctorHutch: defintely
SaxPython: Yaaaaaaaaaa
 KeytarCat: TAS is not machine learning.  If you set the seed, you can tas a potentially random game
 Lord_Hosk: It was almost sonics 30th aniversary
Boon_33: @Heckhoundbolt we've learned all we can from the humans, eliminate them.
BalthusHomewood: perpetual motion machine
Atarra: gotta go FAST
 spawnofhastur: I remember Ian's shufflecat breaking the speed limit
 KeytarCat: Can you just chuck it across the level?
BalthusHomewood: Know what he's Sayan?
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 KiaStirling: 36 months! that's enough months to draft with!
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 matthaus_c: the Goku hair should have you stuck on a Super Saiyan animation
 Fruan: Go team shufflecat!
 KBKarma: Beej is such a tease.
  mowdownjoe: Ben looked like he was playing Zangief there.
 cgwonder: uWu
 betweenmyself: Beej edging the continue selection
 matthaus_c: a shuffle dog
 spawnofhastur: OH! Speaking of shufflecats, did y'all see that Racoons in Germany are breaking into houses and stealing beer?
 PharaohBender27:  ?
Fluffy776: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We don't even have a sponsor yet
 TehAmelie: such powerful moves
 PharaohBender27: @spawnofhastur Like they haven't always been doing that? 
 aiolian: just saw the notification, thank you @KBKarma for the gift sub!
 TemporallyAwry: @spawnofhastur That is hilarious, and clearly anti-raccoon propaganda 
 matthaus_c: Nintendo just HAD to be different eh 
 KeytarCat: But you have to care to do anything!
 KBKarma: @aiolian No worries! Enjoy!
BalthusHomewood: He's Beauty, He's Grace, he's DNR this race
Fluffy776: 
 spawnofhastur: https://www.foodandwine.com/beer-drunk-raccoons-germany-7692600
 Raincoast_Bear: DUi?
 RealGamerCow: Master Glurper
adambomb625: Is there online multiplayer for this game?
BalthusHomewood: "I'm not a baby, I'm a tumor"
 matthaus_c: I love Nelson's dainty lad
 Lord_Hosk: 1 to 1
 korvys: Children - A non-zero amount of flailing
 eric_christian_berg: Didn't someone in the Books of Magic comic make his cancerous tumor his familiar?
 niccus: i've been a baby before, it's easy
  Juliamon: Glurp is what they're selling
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The amount of yeeting of self and objects in this game is amazing
 KBKarma: Another DNF.
 PharaohBender27: @spawnofhastur Oh and of COURSE they got introduced by some person going, "Why don't we just import some of this animal for funsies?"
 Lord_Hosk: Everyone with a good run in childrearing was 90% luck 10% skill, just like Glurp
 TemporallyAwry: @spawnofhastur This has brightened my day - thank you.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Unintentional yeeting at that
 ghyllnox: @drasvin The product is Glurp, because sports needs a sponsor
Fluffy776:  
 matthaus_c: is Glurp Shitto anything
  Akaiatana: @eric_christian_berg That's a real thing in D&D 3.5. Disease mage.
Boon_33: Matt Wins!
BalthusHomewood: Rattatoullie meets soccer
 Raincoast_Bear: Lawn Darts.
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 CodeIndigo: uwu glurp me faster
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 PharaohBender27: I think we've seen this once, maybe?
 control_rig: Boot!
 SymphonicLolita: 
 Diabore: fair, fair
 eric_christian_berg: @Akaiatana Nice!
Boon_33: that might be it.
 TehAmelie: i bet you can stand on the square
 RealGamerCow: Kicky
 Darleysam: onk
BalthusHomewood: @Akaiatana Pathfinder, too
 MAPBoardgames: Probably a metal
 wordmogul: kicky
ButButTheJesus: it's good!
 MAPBoardgames: medal
jessicaengle: Nerts to this dart
jessicaengle: *myeh*
Atarra: maximum arm
 PharaohBender27: @TehAmelie Good luck accomplishing that, though
BalthusHomewood: That is quite the lawn dart
 TemporallyAwry: Beej 
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/FuriousAntediluvianCheeseKippa-qMnvT-UeKunJwHRZ
 LordZarano: Those are LEGS Beej!
 matthaus_c: what's the difference between vestigial legs and testicles?
 KBKarma: I think also that once you pass the edge, the character automatically lets go.
Atarra: it's always arm day here
 Thefluffiestguineapig: My face hurts
jessicaengle: \o/
Atarra: XD
jessicaengle: uppies!
 PharaohBender27: 
 baltimore_667083: 
 matthaus_c: this is Ben's curse
 cgwonder: oh nooo
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 spawnofhastur: god i love glurp
BalthusHomewood: RIGHt THERE
Fluffy776: 
Seagulyus: you win in our hearts Ben
 SymphonicLolita: aaaand spike
 MAPBoardgames: May not be shortest...
 Welbog: Bravo
 Heckhoundbolt: welp
 KeytarCat: 
 mishrasbauble: ouphe
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @jessicaengle This entire game could be conveyed in these emotes
 Mr_Whyt: mmm glurp
 TehAmelie: impressive
 Diabore: as is tradition, ben whiffs the throwing mini game
 KeytarCat: DF
 matthaus_c: I wanna play two-handed darts
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The careful setup followed by just nonsense is amazing
Atarra: *faceplant*
 baltimore_667083: KEK
 Darleysam: 
 GhostValv: D:
jessicaengle: 
BalthusHomewood: pro strats
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/FreezingDepressedYakKappaClaus-MvqWS6lfmfo3xa2W
 rasterscan: Way better film too
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No one would ahve completed them
 KBKarma: Ready Player One would have been a better film if it hadn't been shit.
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 Kramburger: Reminds me of the chaos emerald in sonic on the master system that you find by running backwardfs at the start of a boss level
 mishrasbauble: RIP
 RealGamerCow: I love Glurp because you *know* what you want to do but *cannot* do it
Fluffy776: 
 LordZarano: 
 Welbog: A for style
 MAPBoardgames: Ian's the winner of the HIGH throw...
 matthaus_c: Rhythmic Glurpnastics
 NotCainNorAbel: kicking it has been good
 TehAmelie: or just glurpnasty
  mowdownjoe: @kbkarma I enjoyed it, but it was very "Spielberg by the Numbers". Now, let's not talk about the book...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Honestly sometimes watching glurp reminds me of Crashbandicoot somtimes
 airylan: *yakkity sax intensifies*
 Welbog: Stuck the landing, too
 SymphonicLolita: hangtime!
Fluffy776: 
BalthusHomewood: the most complete arc
 cgwonder: so smooth
 MAPBoardgames: Matt Medaled
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/ExpensiveHonestReindeerArgieB8-596UFuBF5FVyPvO3
 princess_intell: Oh no did I miss highlights
ButButTheJesus: noice
DigitalSeahorse: cool move
jessicaengle: Can o corn
 KBKarma: @mowdownjoe Honestly, never seen the film, have read the book.
 Heckhoundbolt: you do
 Raincoast_Bear: *polite clap*
 PMAvers: That feels like the closest thing to a throw we got? Instead of a spike
SaxPython: I feel like saloon player piano
DigitalSeahorse: nice
 Welbog: HAHA WOW
 SymphonicLolita: NICE
Atarra: 3rd just inches forward
 matthaus_c: I can't believe this
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @airylan At what point does the yakkity sax just become insufficient
 TehAmelie: speed points
Fluffy776: 
Boon_33: stole 3rd 
 ani_laurel: That was perfect
jessicaengle:   
 midnightcurryjazz:   
 Heckhoundbolt: amazing
BalthusHomewood: Just the Tip for the Win
ButButTheJesus: AAAASSHAHAHHAHA
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I can't breathe
 matthaus_c: how was Matt still 2nd!
 matthaus_c: Glurpenol
BalthusHomewood: Glurpinol
DigitalSeahorse:  laughing tears
 RealGamerCow: Muscle touch
 cogito_ErgoSam: Massive tie for 3dr!
 eddieatthegov: This is why we glurp
DigitalSeahorse: also crying tears but lol
 cogito_ErgoSam: *3RD
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DigitalSeahorse Same
 wordmogul: Rocket hands!
 Welbog: Ball touch - brought to you by Muscle Touch.
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/RelievedPlainMochaArsonNoSexy-fYY5ItN6l8mz6QEC
Ace__of__Hearts: are we glerping?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We need Adam here to yell "help I'm being bullied!"
 RealGamerCow: Poink dodgeball sound
 matthaus_c: @Welbog muscles are stored in the balls
 control_rig: "Nyope!"
Atarra: it's like a laser and a cat
 ElektroTal: oh you know what would be fun? streaming four player vampire survivors coop
DigitalSeahorse: Thefluffiestguineapig offers hugs of consent
 KBKarma: The heart wants what the heart wants. Same with the green ball.
 Welbog: @matthaus_c  !!
 ElektroTal: we should, nelly
 SoaringDragon42: I want to see LRR do commercials for all the sponsors
 KeytarCat: they need to recharge, yes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DigitalSeahorse Consent enthusiastically given, and I appreciate them
DigitalSeahorse: 5
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Skye_Nighthawk: Glurp floop glop!
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 KBKarma: Oh, can them LRRsm'n not see below their preview as well?
 Welbog: If you go fast enough, you'll occupy all balls at once.
DigitalSeahorse: Thefluffiestguineapig  
 matthaus_c: it would be such a high effort bit if Graham reviewed Glurp Sponsor Logos like Olympic Emblems
Boon_33: KA-maayyyy-aaaaaaahhh!
 LordZarano: "Extend arms" is important
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Boon_33 You beat me to it
 quasi79fu: this game seems like fever dream???
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I keep half typing something and then be incapacitated laughing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @quasi79fu Yup
adambomb625: Why are there decimals in the score? Can you get half a touch?
 Heckhoundbolt: @matthaus_c I would watch it
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 aussie_rob_w: Cross! Those! Streams!   
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BalthusHomewood: Everyone thinks they have a plan till they have balls in their face
 quasi79fu: evolution was not kind to these poor creatures in game
 Darleysam: very School Sports Day clap, there
 shurtal: Ian's gonna soak
Fluffy776: 
 KBKarma: Remember: if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
 cgwonder: 
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 James_the_Dabbler: Glurp time 
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 Sethalidos: Ian, pls
Ace__of__Hearts: dear doctor Graham did you see All In?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh Ian
BalthusHomewood: The Loch-Nar?
 Raincoast_Bear: The LOKNAR
ShifuDaxiongmao: so, it this round about having thrust issues? 
DigitalSeahorse: I approve of the idea if you have that many bowler hats
 PharaohBender27: @quasi79fu Blame the sponsors, not evolution (the conceit is that the round's sponsor affects the players' bodies)
 eric_christian_berg: That's my Loc-Nar, you b****!
 quasi79fu: ooof
 quasi79fu: I sorry if i being annoying by the way
 matthaus_c: you know, getting custom body parts as advertisements for corporate sponsors wouldn't be the /worst/ way to make a living
BalthusHomewood: Oh no, he's Ballin' and He cant  Get Up!
 PharaohBender27: 
 control_rig: Robbed!
 ElektroTal: STUFFED
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So close!!
 SymphonicLolita: bullied!!
 Darleysam: the DENIAL
Fluffy776: 
 DiscordianTokkan: The Ball Wall!
SaxPython:  
 red_shoes_jeff: OMG I'm missing Glurp!
 ghyllnox: Graham you going One... Two... Three distinctly reminds me of my parents putting me in timeout when I was small, I had a minor panic attack
 kumatsu: It's those old Mario Party meme videos: Nelly wins by doing absolutely nothing
BalthusHomewood: How the mighty have ballen
 KBKarma: OH NO.
 matthaus_c: oh not the stun rods
ShifuDaxiongmao: give us bombs!
 SymphonicLolita: hurdl
Boon_33: Graham sneaks into a lead!
 KeytarCat: c'mooon bombs
 ElektroTal: handcuffed feed!
BalthusHomewood: Gravity?
 KBKarma: BOMB HANDS!
 Sorator13: Ah, lost track of time and only now am coming in! Love a combined couch full of LRRsfolk and some glurp
 KeytarCat: YES!
 tehfewl: Flails
 KeytarCat: Not random
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 cgwonder: they explode if you hit the ground hard i think
 SymphonicLolita: they explode when you jump on them
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup, random feet explosions are great
 quasi79fu: bomb feeet
 Heckhoundbolt: they explode when you hit the ground (not in the bubble)
 SymphonicLolita: 
jessicaengle: Zoomies!
 matthaus_c: olympic glurping
 pn55: 
 baltimore_667083: SHEEEEESH
 Welbog: *polite gold clap*
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 eric_christian_berg: THIS IS SPARTA!
 DarkMorford: GLURP
  Sarah_Serinde: 
Boon_33: nice.
 TehAmelie: rocket propelled hudling here
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is actually the rare good alignment
 ElektroTal: gotta go faaaaaaaaaaaast
Fluffy776:   
 Lord_Hosk: Get a cup of that mans glurp
BalthusHomewood: CLUTCH
 DiscordianTokkan: I want a cup of that bomb';s gunpowder!
SaxPython: It's Turbo Time 
 tehfewl: i want a cup of that mans Glurp
 mishrasbauble: god gamer
 Featherweight_: Worrrrrrlllld record!
TheAinMAP: 
 RealGamerCow: Wr
 BrowneePoints: Bomb HANDS
ButButTheJesus: WOOOOOO
 KeytarCat: Walk softly and thgey don't explode, hence the Etiquette School
iarethel0ser: Old "fly above the map" strategy.
 Welbog: Wow!
 raulghoulia:   
 mishrasbauble: WOAG
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/HeadstrongAgitatedSlothTinyFace-b7w7wHbw8vu6As1p
BalthusHomewood: man this sponsor makes this one GREAT
 mishrasbauble:  
 TehAmelie: believe in the ball and throw yourself
 KodeMage: consecutive world records
 TheWriterAleph: pewwww
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The fact they keep bouncing when they finish is amazing
DaxStrife: Fling it, that's the ticket!
 Heckhoundbolt: You must Flail
 ReachW: Just go full send
Fluffy776: The best hair for this
MichaelVYee: I believe I can fly…
Boon_33: doctor, hurl thyself.
NimrodXIV: too much air
 quasi79fu: he went to space
 DiscordianTokkan: ICARUS!
Fluffy776: Too powerful!!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
adambomb625: https://clips.twitch.tv/ExpensiveProtectiveGarageCharlietheUnicorn-H0idHI7jy-Y99sUY
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Too much power!!!
 KodeMage: screwed the dismount
 mishrasbauble: too much space!!
 Sorator13: too close to the sun!!!
 red_shoes_jeff: THE HURBIS!!!
 Featherweight_: gruped too greedy~!
jessicaengle: 
SaxPython: #Icarus
 ElektroTal: too much power!
 TehAmelie: flew too close to the sun
DigitalSeahorse: that should count
BalthusHomewood: Walk without rhythm and you wont attract the GLurp
 TheWriterAleph: too faaaaast
Vulcnor: Well hello highlight reel..
 KeytarCat: The first three 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I didn't even know you could bounce off the edges of these levels
 Welbog: 2 fast 4 speed
 quasi79fu: i belieeeeve i iiii can fly
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Stuck the landing!
 TehAmelie: yeah, the finish is a box and not a line just to make it harder
 Sorator13: Looks like lime and broccoli
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/FilthyAlluringWolverineTinyFace-anW2l5O5n70M7Q3c
 TheWriterAleph: the impact absorbant gelatine
 PharaohBender27: BEEJ
 Welbog: Be the Nanaka Crash you want to see in the world.
Fluffy776: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Welbog 2 fast 4 speeeeeeeee (the sound fades off)
Fluffy776: 
Boon_33: if this was high jump Alex would be doing well.
 mishrasbauble: nelson.
 matthaus_c: To Hurd
 drewm1022: Hurt-les.
 TehAmelie: Doctor, helple yourself
 TehAmelie: breaking the sound barrier
 matthaus_c: ROBBED
 Thefluffiestguineapig: RUINED
 Darleysam: 
kusinohki: hurt-less... no hurt-mores.
Fluffy776:  
jessicaengle: Anyone else getting ExciteBike vibes?
Fluffy776: That was amazing
 Welbog: You got this, Nelly
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ground touched twice and it decided on revenge
 quasi79fu: ooops
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/StupidReliableBadgerTooSpicy--xdQoobob2x6pQ7p
 quasi79fu: he can fly
 corefluxx: 100
 matthaus_c: nelly has great dynamic poses
 mishrasbauble: NOOOO
BalthusHomewood: https://clips.twitch.tv/SlickBlatantTurnipOMGScoots-4HKNJLMSh2PaJbt3
Fluffy776: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Nelly is doing a shuttle launch
 laikagoat:  
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 quasi79fu: ole
 Welbog: And Nelson has opened with the Millennium Jump
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 A_Catastrophic_Success: Time for the grandfiNelly
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 Sorator13: TORPEDO
 VeryBadLifeChoices: strong finish
 cgwonder: the perfec finish
 ReachW: Nice!
 eric_christian_berg: Strong finish!
 control_rig: That last Rocket Jump was amazing\
ShifuDaxiongmao: 9.5 from the german judge on that last jump
 GhostValv: \o/
Boon_33: 
 TheWriterAleph: noice noice noice
 ElektroTal: Superman!
jessicaengle: 
 KeytarCat: Yeeeeah, hold down left
BalthusHomewood: Bra-VO
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I clapped here for that
 mishrasbauble: we did it chat
ichibento: 
 Transmuted_Elf: the superman finish was amazing
BalthusHomewood: Amazon Challenge
 Heckhoundbolt: The worst event
 KBKarma: OH NO.
 TehAmelie: that last launch was perfect. everyone learns constantly over their 60 seconds
 KeytarCat: hehe, get one and you win 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NO
Fluffy776: And with bumpers because it wasn't hard enough
 matthaus_c: oh NO
 Heckhoundbolt: OH NO
 KeytarCat: OH NO
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That is so bad!
Boon_33: lol
 Heckhoundbolt: WHY
Atarra: RIP
rockman1967: Sick
 wordmogul: I should Not be drinking during this stream.
jessicaengle: What's going on?  In my glurp.
 ani_laurel: discount gravity is intermittent
 MAPBoardgames: https://clips.twitch.tv/ImportantDrabPigHeyGuys-sS_9RYptWpvXPnrA
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We had a great sponsor match last round and this round is revenge
BalthusHomewood: just whip em
 Heckhoundbolt: WAIT GRAHMA HAS 2
 kynelwynn: Dave's Discount Gravity and Package Delivery where what you want gets to you. On time?
 mishrasbauble: its been an honor serving your
 quasi79fu: major tom are u there
 Welbog: What?!
 DarkMorford: @wordmogul You should be drinking Glurp
 KBKarma: Huzzah!
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 matthaus_c: I love how they regularly have Quality Gravity, but occasionally advertise Discount Gravity
ichibento: Whaaaaaa
 Thefluffiestguineapig: VICTORY
Fluffy776:   
 Darleysam: Gaming!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Any!!!!!!!
BalthusHomewood: Ghram admits on stream
jessicaengle: 
 KeytarCat: Gravity helped!
ShifuDaxiongmao: if you go into the air alone, dance for chat 
 TemporallyAwry: Gravity - 50% Off, buy now.
 MAPBoardgames: Dave's Discount Gravity. Our sales are going, up?
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/FrailAnnoyingToothHotPokket-QTBkMbt3Q9xbS8L7
 DiscordianTokkan: Snrk
 corefluxx: Dave's Discount Gravity... I think it needs a "Spokesman"
 ElektroTal: phrasing, graham
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat The same way my cats do when I'm putting new sheets on
ichibento: Can I buy two Gravity?
 arkham1981: finish in the box eh?
 Welbog: Phrasing
BalthusHomewood: @arkham1981 I heard it too
 KBKarma: Yote!
 baltimore_667083: @corefluxx i wholeheartedly agree
 Heckhoundbolt: Goku, you need to deliver this package
jessicaengle: New Mail Time is spicy.
BalthusHomewood: Sayian Delivery Service
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 shurtal: Dunka-chichi
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @jessicaengle Mail Time challenge mode
 DiscordianTokkan: RObbed
 KBKarma: Chichi, where do children come from? 
 quasi79fu: robbbed
 Sorator13: after the buzzer, didn't count!!
 LordZarano: ROBBED
 MAPBoardgames: REF!
 Forgebold: ROBBED
ichibento: 
Boon_33: Judges!
 RealGamerCow: Slomo replay
 MAPBoardgames: 
 TemporallyAwry: !findquote suppressor
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 A_Catastrophic_Success: Slippidty-slorp on down to Discount Dave’s Gravity!   Gravity, it’s the law?
  Akaiatana: Ben was porch pirated
 kumatsu: I must go, my people need me
 AtomicAlchemical: i want a cup of that ref's glurp
ichibento: Yay!
 KBKarma: Inertia, I think.
 quasi79fu: rigged???
 Welbog: Beej is best at mail time
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 Heckhoundbolt: The worst Event
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @KBKarma Intertia?
jessicaengle: Holy mackerel
 KBKarma: If it was moving and then gravity kicked out, it kept moving.
 VorlonScout: This one is cruel
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 betweenmyself: “Sorry, my people need me.” *Beej died on the way back to his home planet*
 airylan: everyone so far has had at least one box in at some point which I think is the best this game's gone before
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @betweenmyself That sounds like a great crapshot
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 Its_VeeBot: G L U R P
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 Welbog: Ian's approach doesn't always work but it's always stylish.
 Heckhoundbolt: @airylan spoke too soon
 Welbog: Next level
 DiscordianTokkan: https://clips.twitch.tv/AffluentVictoriousGrouseRalpherZ-2RWmTxtDMZdrWWgF
 KBKarma: WOW.
DigitalSeahorse: woooo
DapperKoala2: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YESSS
BalthusHomewood: Bens Kikōhō Delivery Service
 ani_laurel: Good job
  Sarah_Serinde: 
jessicaengle: Majestic
 control_rig: Wooooow
 cgwonder: bravoooo
 SymphonicLolita: 
 SoaringDragon42: YAY!
 matthaus_c: he's so smart
 RealGamerCow: Spaceshipping!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
SaxPython: Certified Gamer
 Heckhoundbolt: ALEX!
 Ryxiene:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Actively Gaming!
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 TehAmelie: the slow and steady
 PharaohBender27: 
iarethel0ser:  
 red_shoes_jeff: He's beginning to believe...
 wordmogul: Tactics!
ShifuDaxiongmao: "Need a unified theory, or maybe don't? Come down to Dave's Discount Gravity and Dark Matter"
TheAinMAP: 
 Fruan: SpaceShipping strats!
 Its_VeeBot: A beautiful day for the sport of BOX
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 generalpurpose: Gluuuuuuuuuurp
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DigitalSeahorse: Alex!   
 ALLxISxLOST:   
 DiscordianTokkan: Hahahahah
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YE!
 Ryxiene:   
  Sarah_Serinde: 
7gorobei: this is the way
 TheWriterAleph:  
 KBKarma: @JRandomHacker Cheating!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Strategy!!!
 Darleysam: Coached Nelly
BalthusHomewood: The brilliant strategy of doing... nothing
 SymphonicLolita: e g g
 matthaus_c: Aunt1e as a Glurp Sponsor
 SoaringDragon42: Three way tie for 4th
RechargeableFrenchman subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 62 months!
 RechargeableFrenchman: It's a good day to drink more glurp
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 PharaohBender27:  and  !
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/BloodyCrazyPistachioPupper-56wVslucoXwLdph-
 cgwonder: your body is basketball
 TehAmelie: perfect for an egg carrying race
jessicaengle: 
NimrodXIV: poke
 airylan: e g g
 Mr_Horrible: 
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Egg.
 ReachW: egg
 Dog_of_Myth: Egg
 quasi79fu: this is hilarious
 Its_VeeBot: boop
 quasi79fu: omg
 KBKarma: *golf announcer voice* oh, very gentle.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The slow roll is amazing
 TheWriterAleph: leetle poosh
 ElektroTal: this is the funniest effing thing i've seen
 Mr_Horrible: "nice hat"
ButButTheJesus: E G G
 Darleysam: I love how the music is so perfect for every event
jessicaengle: teeeheeeheeeeeee!
iarethel0ser: I have been behind someone in the grocery store doing this.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: My face hurts
BalthusHomewood: That chicken must be enormous
 KBKarma: *golf clap*
 ElektroTal: tip toe
ichibento: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 kumatsu: that' a heck of a one-egg omlette
 Sorator13: I like how this is the "egg and spoon" race... and it's an egg and a shopping cart
 TehAmelie: the egg is full of confetti btw
 YeetTheRich_:  
forthehoard: EGG
 KBKarma: Dainty, huh.
 PharaohBender27: Welp
 TehAmelie: or jelly beans i guess
 tehfewl: yoked
 quasi79fu: oops
 SymphonicLolita: that's beans!
 Heckhoundbolt: "dainty"
 SoaringDragon42: DAINTY
 AtomicAlchemical: egg
 electra310: Bonk
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 MAPBoardgames: You egged too greedily and too deep
 betweenmyself: Delicious jelly bean omelette
BalthusHomewood: https://clips.twitch.tv/PeppyInspiringStarlingEleGiggle-q_zt7J68kdxUzCec
 KBKarma: Goku known for his paternal instincts.
forthehoard: The most careful sain
jessicaengle: Kiss that egg
 WiJohn: So get Piccolo to do it?
 PharaohBender27: Ooooh
Boon_33: Kees
SaxPython: Do the stickbug
 TehAmelie: remember that time he accidentally punched Chichi through a wall
 cgwonder: steady ben steady
Fantusta: I need a DIFFERENT adult
BalthusHomewood: DODGE!!!
 BrowneePoints: Tamagohan @loadingreadyrun
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @forthehoard That is the Sayan you don't see because they solve problems
 TheWriterAleph: the dismount!
 Welbog: The ol' doublegraham
ShifuDaxiongmao: good fatherly play.. who do you think you are, Piccolo?
 red_shoes_jeff: e g g
 KBKarma: Why didn't you DOOOOOOODGE!? *bleh*
 DiscordianTokkan: @BrowneePoints 
 quasi79fu: hahahaha
 MAPBoardgames: Wong Way!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't know how that happened at all
Boon_33: really, Not backwards!?
 quasi79fu: lol
 TheWriterAleph: FLING EGG
 Sorator13: 
 matthaus_c: the perfect 0
BalthusHomewood: - 20m
 PharaohBender27: 
 quasi79fu: is that new record??
 TehAmelie: at least it didn't go below 0
 electra310: Beej rides in the cart now!
 SnackPak_: o7 egg
ShifuDaxiongmao: "Winner of the high egg jump!"
 Sethalidos: NAAAAAIIIIILLLL
 TehAmelie: touch the eggy
BalthusHomewood: Egg-celent
 ALLxISxLOST: Wait... is this egg the Egg named Paul from password game?
 Sorator13: oh dear
 MAPBoardgames: I try to imagine what top-tier glurp play would look like.
 Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
 Its_VeeBot: @MAPBoardgames I think this *is* top-tier Glurp
BalthusHomewood: @MAPBoardgames I feel like it would be impressive, but maybe not as fun?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: There is nothing quite like a glurp stream shout of "OH NO!!"
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/CleverOnerousAlligatorOSkomodo-jChdF_pBucUm-9ZB
 MAPBoardgames: @BalthusHomewood I agree
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NimrodXIV: ooooo
 PharaohBender27: 
 KBKarma: Ooof.
 DiscordianTokkan: So close!
 cgwonder: so clooooose
 Sorator13: photo finish!!
Boon_33: robbed!
fonicbelt: Robbed
 RealGamerCow: 5 cm?
ichibento: Robbed!
 electra310: Heartbreak city
 SoaringDragon42: cheated
 Its_VeeBot: The agony of egg
 cgwonder: too greedy
 KBKarma: Photo finish!
7gorobei: the eggony of defeat
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Good start, now we just figure out how to continue that
 Welbog: Can't get fourth place without breaking a few eggs.
 KBKarma: TIME TO GET BULLI.
BalthusHomewood: Why only one egg? Because, as the French say, one egg is an ouef
 spawnofhastur: Since wheeler isn't here, Ben, as the nearest equivalent, must be the Eggfather
 Sorator13: @7gorobei defeet
 cgwonder: oh god this one is so stressful
 Heckhoundbolt: moon gravity
 TehAmelie: a pill that makes you weightless would technically cause weight loss
jessicaengle: @7gorobei 
ShifuDaxiongmao: dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge 
 saucemaster5000: whew I just did my first fighting game tournament and almost got to top 8. I am shaking and this is exactly the bullshit I need
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/IncredulousCorrectClintmullinsImGlitch-R__P2qqonQm4U2T3
 tehfewl: out of the corner
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The complete focus of whoever is playing is just so priceless
 KBKarma: The Beej Strategy: stay in the corner.
 Sorator13: @saucemaster5000 congrats!!!
 Its_VeeBot: I'm not touching yoooou
 KeytarCat: Under 30!
 Sorator13: I like the helmet
 Sorator13: Very safe
 KBKarma: Yes!
  Akaiatana: @KeytarCat No one in that room's under 30 
 matthaus_c: I don't know what constitutes "proper" Glurp
 Mr_Horrible: this is honestly giving me flashbacks to the Sonic fight in Boshy
 Welbog: *chuuu*
BalthusHomewood: "Never come near me or my son again!"
 Its_VeeBot: um
 red_shoes_jeff: TOS
 betweenmyself: I reject your reality and substitute my own!
 Darleysam: @Mr_Horrible yep, same kind of strats
 tehfewl: bad touch
 TehAmelie: proper pro glurp is having fun and supporting your friends, ie this
 CaptainSpam: Just straight up there, huh.
 ArdCollider: it's like Cartoon Network adapted Phantasm.
 cgwonder: !adult
  LRRbot: I need an adult!
 Sorator13: MATT
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I love the moment where everyone says "Good strategy" immediately followed by something random
 quasi79fu: hahahahah
 KBKarma: The Ball disagrees with your opinion on Who's Boss.
 ALLxISxLOST: the way Graham said that made me think Cheese from Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The deeks!
 Mr_Horrible: Goku, famous for his cunning
 ReachW: Although good point, this game has huge WiiWare energy
 betweenmyself: Ben trying to beat the ball into submission
BalthusHomewood: It's like a Koan, the harder you fight, the more you lose
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 KBKarma: THE STRATS!
 Its_VeeBot: Strat IDENTIFIED
 CaptainSpam: Well.
 matthaus_c: he's cracked it
NimrodXIV: amazing!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES!!!!!!
 quasi79fu: omg it works
 NewtyNewts: NEW META
DapperKoala2: 
 pn55: 
 DiscordianTokkan: Yessss
 control_rig: New meta
 PharaohBender27: 
 Nigouki: absolute galaxy brain
  Sarah_Serinde: 
Spectre97: AI Manipulated!
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 cgwonder: incredible!
DaxStrife: 
BalthusHomewood: He juked and jived!
jessicaengle: Genius
 SoaringDragon42: Alex WINS
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That was so amazing!!!!!
 Sorator13: now THAT is proper high-level Glurp!!
 Heckhoundbolt: The best way to beat a bully is not to engage
 Ryxiene:   
 TehAmelie: points for having a strategy and executing it, also for some success
TwitchTVsFrank:  
hammith:   
 KeytarCat: Yoooo, I figured out half of that when I played~!
 Mr_Horrible: the pivot point technique 
 matthaus_c: the nation of Xarnaq is built different
DigitalSeahorse: Alex with the strats! 
MichaelVYee: 
 quasi79fu: discount version
 Its_VeeBot: Alex "Galaxy Brain" Steacy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You get to see people and then not have it work ever by no fault of the strat
DigitalSeahorse: 
DigitalSeahorse:   
Boon_33: new high score! sorry nelson.
BalthusHomewood: https://clips.twitch.tv/ArborealHorribleAnteaterRickroll-dDeZxxY2FK4VwyPo
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 Darleysam: the ol' Steacy Shuffle
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/CrunchyCoyDumplingsDansGame-vBWVH4BlveGm-_4S
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Its_VeeBot The deliberate goofy physics here are honestly probably well matched with his W+P forcing games to work
 SnackPak_: 
7gorobei: so like the fosbury flop this will be called the stacey shimmy
  Sarah_Serinde: @Darleysam 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The strats!!!!!!!!!!!
 SnackPak_: 
 quasi79fu: that was awesome
frogomb: A masterwork
 KBKarma: Gee fucking gee
 ReachW: gamer alert
DapperKoala2: The iterations to this strategy have been neat to watch.
BalthusHomewood: Gotta TEASE that ball
 CaptainSpam: Magnifique.
 DiscordianTokkan: Glurp is a Rhythm Game now
 Forgebold: everybooodyyyy STRATS
 cgwonder: i think the key is to flip position just as is hits the ground. if you go too early it has time to dial in
MichaelVYee: 
 PharaohBender27: This is going to change this event forever, like the Fosberry flop did for the high jump
 Arclight_Dynamo: Truly this is the Fosbury flop of Glurp.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The deeks!!!
 TehAmelie: the Deary deke
jessicaengle: Leg day finally pays off
ButButTheJesus: oh my
 ArdCollider: at like 6 seconds left I invariably realize I'm not breathing 
 Its_VeeBot:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We may have declared the deekiest too quickly earlier
 cgwonder: fabulous display all round
 TheMerricat: Is anyone else reminded of a cat trying to avoid pets?
DigitalSeahorse: 
 ALLxISxLOST: @jessicaengle leg?
TheAinMAP: 
SaxPython: @arclight_dynamo 
 PharaohBender27: @Arclight_Dynamo Dangit I misspelled the name!
 Featherweight_: Such gurpmenship!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
 KeytarCat: bunny hop
BalthusHomewood: This is like when someone figures out a technique at a sport, so the whole sport changes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The permanently bent legs
 Arclight_Dynamo: @PharaohBender27 But you got the joke first, since I took a sec to look up the spelling. 
 Sorator13: 
hammith: yay
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The unified "yay" was amazing
ButButTheJesus: yey
BalthusHomewood: bootin' and scootin'
 Fruan: Can you hold the buttons to keep your legs extended?
 Sorator13: @BalthusHomewood the Fosbury Flop!
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ichibento: Respectable.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sometimes effective and exciting are different
RebekahWSD: Good start, good start
 ALLxISxLOST: "legs"
 Heckhoundbolt: Remember KISS: Keep It Simple, Stupid
 Its_VeeBot: ABJ: Always Be Jumping
 Its_VeeBot: Always Beesing and Jumpsing
ShifuDaxiongmao: Ian just have to channel Saabine
 CaptainSpam: Never cheesing and choosing.
DigitalSeahorse: be the wheel
ichibento: @Heckhoundbolt How did you know what my parents used to call me?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian has broken out a weird voice
jessicaengle: Always beesing and doosing.
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MichaelVYee: Chase the cheese
 quasi79fu: hop
DapperKoala2: BNUY
DaxStrife: BNUY
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Its_VeeBot Always BeeJ
SaxPython:   
 Sorator13: Bold of you to think they had something in mind for this, Nelly
ButButTheJesus: BUMNMNMNY
 quasi79fu: rythym game
 TehAmelie: woo
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 pn55: Nice!
 SoaringDragon42: Nicely done!
 control_rig: Bunn!
 spawnofhastur: bnuuy
 Welbog: The baby frog has just left the pond
 control_rig: Bunngineering
Garfman314: Pronking!
 Lysander_salamander: like eagles on pogo sticks
BalthusHomewood: Kneed-less to say
 camille7_ttv: i own a pogo stick
 Sorator13: Well, we know what Ben's new vtuber rig needs to be
DigitalSeahorse:  
 MadWolf1290: feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme!
 SoaringDragon42: Go Alex!
DapperKoala2: 
 camille7_ttv: ???
 TemporallyAwry: Eh, both work 
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/ExquisiteRefinedSproutOSkomodo-U7p991mnWIV4TG18
 ReachW: bnuuy
rockman1967: This is good
ButButTheJesus: bumnm
DigitalSeahorse: bnuy
 TehAmelie: we all feel the rhyth, the power of the hour
 KBKarma: The bnnuy strat!
 Welbog: Why is backward always faster than forward?
 quasi79fu: i thinkracoon is drunk
 spawnofhastur: walk without rhythm
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @KBKarma Bnnoi strat!
 ShaneLeeAtk: The rhythm is going to get you
 KBKarma: Moguls?
 KBKarma: Mogals?
 TehAmelie: Moogles?
ichibento: Moogles?
iamzensballs: @spawnofhastur New Glurp event? 
 omdorastrix: The moguls are really getting all of us
 Welbog: Modals
 KBKarma: Good King Moggle Mog?
 Robot_Bones: Kupo?
 betweenmyself: The alternate leg jumping strikes me as the most majestic “peepee dance” ever.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
 Ryxiene:   
DigitalSeahorse: nice
 Featherweight_: And heres a glurp with a gun
 camille7_ttv: clap clap clap
 NewtyNewts: That rabbit looks more like a frog!
 KeytarCat: 300!
 Welbog: Show 'em how it's done, Nelly.
MrBrightside1: got that leapfrog down
 rasterscan: And people were worried knee running was the best strat
DigitalSeahorse: fabulous
 e_bloc: this is sparta
ButButTheJesus: BMNUMN
 ReachW: engaging maximum overbun
 cgwonder: 
ShifuDaxiongmao: Buneej
 TehAmelie: the rhythm and the angle only gets better over time
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I love this game gives everyone a moment of actively gaming and just utter ruination in equal measure
 quasi79fu: which way is forward?
  Sarah_Serinde: (You should watch Graham's olympic mascots video if you haven't yet)
 YeetTheRich_: the drunk bunny figure
BalthusHomewood: Balletic Flail-ure
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @quasi79fu Good question, next question
  Sarah_Serinde: said video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsH708lC6fE
DigitalSeahorse: dang
 ALLxISxLOST: Wonderful technique
 RealGamerCow: Eagle Sam with the glock
 JRandomHacker: Or three-gun?
 NewtyNewts: with a GUN!
 matthaus_c: Graham couldn't find the Paris clit with a gun
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh no
  Akaiatana: @ALX Fan the hammer throw
 Its_VeeBot: BTW Graham I appreciate your restraint in bringing up Sam Eagle and not showing the Muppet and going "No, not that one"
 TehAmelie: we're showering in bombs
 KeytarCat: this could just be fine
iarethel0ser: RNGesus take the wheel.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Whatever god you believe in has taken that wheel away
 KBKarma: You are participating in the cultural event of Blaseball.
 TemporallyAwry: And then God spake - "Dude, hold my Glurp"
 DiscordianTokkan: The Cultural Experience of GlurpBall
 Heckhoundbolt: @KBKarma RIV
 red_shoes_jeff: Game of skill, no luck involved.
ShifuDaxiongmao: playing Basketball like a true canadian 
 matthaus_c: RNGsus take the wheel
 KeytarCat: Involved like Fluff's cats when they change the sheets!
Boon_33: and for the 9th event, we use a RNG to pick the winner.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TemporallyAwry This is a great quote
 baltimore_667083: savannah bananas but with basketball
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Boon_33 For the 10th get the bingo ball!
rockman1967: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:03:38.
adambomb625: Fun fact, the Washington Generals have won exactly One (1) time
 CaptainSpam: All skill.  Allllllll skill. 
 KBKarma: @Heckhoundbolt Don't be sad it's gone, be happy it was here.
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/ImportantGoodPastaOptimizePrime-e2wncW8PcOC17_cz
BalthusHomewood: https://clips.twitch.tv/FlaccidBlightedSmoothieDendiFace-crKkypLzfaXvQfHd
 Its_VeeBot: Come on and slam, you know it's in God's hands
 Its_VeeBot: Hey you whatcha gonna do, (flail)
 matthaus_c: best solution? add more entropy
 TehAmelie: the ball has a lot of inertia when it's not getting hit. . .
 Its_VeeBot: Alex Wins By Doing Absolutely Nothing
DigitalSeahorse: rofl
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 betweenmyself: *Be* the RNG you wish to see in the universe.
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Savavage Nelly
DigitalSeahorse: hehehehhehhe
  Sarah_Serinde: Incredible
 quasi79fu: how???
TherapyforNarwhals: Alex has all the strats tonight
 DiscordianTokkan: AHahahahahah
 Sorator13: 
BalthusHomewood: ONe COLD
DigitalSeahorse: awesome
 Its_VeeBot: He's TIED for gold
 underhill33: alex is an innovator
Kumakaori: t h e. s t r a t s.
 Drasvin: 
DigitalSeahorse: 
 HadesLeprechaun: Luigi in Mario Party strats
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Alex is master of strats today
Alex_Frostfire: Luigi energy.
 Heckhoundbolt: Ben is seathing
BalthusHomewood: Alex, the thinking mans gamer
 Sorator13: @HadesLeprechaun bahaha
josh___something: RNGsus came, as did I
 NotCainNorAbel: BEEJ!
 Sorator13: beej please
 eric_christian_berg: Strange game. The only winning move is not to play.
 Kramburger: NO
 TemporallyAwry: Beej 
 Its_VeeBot: And here's Glurp with a BOMB
ButButTheJesus: sir
gogt200: Ah. The Pillow Princess strat.
BalthusHomewood: https://clips.twitch.tv/BlueGiantBubbleteaDogFace-axkoU-nulUER6NSb
 Tangsm: Decapitated and still getting podium.
 Badchop: Now engrained in my brain for some reason: Pillow Princess Auto
josh___something: The basketball just replaces their hea
Angreed66: some were half decapitated
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/HotGleamingParrotOSsloth-XsQs6Zs2ZmXrx3zR
 Arclight_Dynamo: What would a mach 6 basketball decapitation *sound* like?
 TemporallyAwry: It would be immolation, because at that speed it would be on fire, if not just pure plasma
 TehAmelie: like a baseball hit, for some reason
 baltimore_667083: so...particle accelerator simulator?
 JRandomHacker: See Randall Munroe's research on near-light-speed baseballs
 Its_VeeBot: This has been Glurp RNG, thanks for coming out everyone
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 dweebert91: flailing around? Sounds like my work day.
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 Heckhoundbolt: Why is it yellow
gogt200: Ah. The theoretical Warp 10 that has been achieved multiple times on Star Trek.
 SoaringDragon42: First one to the second platform is GOAT
Garfman314: salamander babies!
 KBKarma: MAKE WAY FOR PISS
Alex_Frostfire: Well. The difference will be 1, and 2.
BalthusHomewood: @gogt200 It usually hasnt gone well
 Its_VeeBot: "Mom says it's my turn on the Glurpbox"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: First person to make any progress wins
BalthusHomewood: This was a Pisstake
 RealGamerCow: I remember the flail strat working
  Akaiatana: It's glurp!
 SnackPak_: 
 red_shoes_jeff: No that's not why.
 quasi79fu: hahahahah
Atarra: pool o' glurp
ichibento: That's Glurp, babeeee!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 KBKarma: Platform "jump"
BalthusHomewood: Asparagus Strats
SaxPython:  
 Its_VeeBot: "Why is this piss?" -Graham Stark, 2023
 lithopseffect: incredible
iarethel0ser: That was... WHAT
ButButTheJesus: HWAT
 Heckhoundbolt: what
 Ryxiene: 
Morrigan9: fudge that
 laikagoat:   
 TehAmelie: wait what was the sponsor here?
 Drasvin: Is the fluid Glurp?
 Welbog: Who put gelatin in the pee?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That is such a bad realization and feels
 KBKarma: Drink more of it!
 betweenmyself: Mean game is mean
 airylan: this is mountain glurp
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
BalthusHomewood: Previously Owned Glurp
 Arclight_Dynamo: G never toched the top of a platform.
 Sorator13: OH I think you have to hit the ground?!
 Ryxiene: 
 Diabore: CHEATED
 gualdhar: Robbed
 Its_VeeBot: 
 KBKarma: MAKE WAY FOR PISS. AGAIN.
 TemporallyAwry: 
 quasi79fu: robbed
 red_shoes_jeff: 
 Heckhoundbolt: ROBBED
 lithopseffect: get clapped
 SmithKurosaki: @BalthusHomewood Out 
 ALLxISxLOST:   
ButButTheJesus: HWYYYEE
 BrowneePoints: Someone clip that
 Drasvin: 
 quasi79fu: hahahaha
 BrowneePoints: That was the best sound graham has made in a while
 spawnofhastur: why are the contestants swimming in piss
Angreed66: never touched ground but yeah robbed
 lithopseffect: so piss
ShifuDaxiongmao: This one is your moment, Nelly. I believe!! 
 NotCainNorAbel: your both right
 Its_VeeBot: So no difference then
BalthusHomewood: Y'all Ready for Piss?
 Mr_Horrible: nice pool of Warm Yellow
 niccus: it looks like piss after drinking mountain dew
BalthusHomewood: https://clips.twitch.tv/TentativeInventivePeachDuDudu-pQ2hDIdPEc0knfJ4
ButButTheJesus: Liquid Sunshine ™
 Drasvin: Glurp Piss: Fresh from the Mountains
NimrodXIV: uh
 quasi79fu: hahhahah
ButButTheJesus: (Dana Carvey show? anyone?)
 TehAmelie: those things are floating like a boat door in ice water
 SnackPak_: F
BalthusHomewood: Work the shaft!
gogt200: What are you talking about? There is a proud history of watersports at the Olympics.
 Its_VeeBot: Wheeeee
rockman1967: Chugging that glurp pee
 quasi79fu: i died
 quasi79fu: lol
 Mr_Horrible: it's like those safety videos about kayaks
 GhostValv: D:
 Heckhoundbolt: You have touch the ground
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahaha
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ice cold
 NewtyNewts: Guess you gotta touch the pool floor!
iarethel0ser: Just dunk yourself at the end, I guess.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is that better or worse than warm?
 e_bloc: you would think with the piss it wouldn't be so  cold
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/BoredCredulousFinchArsonNoSexy-RQpEBEPyicwdkJZg
 electra310: lmaooo
 DiscordianTokkan: HAHAHAHA
 Sorator13: @BrowneePoints ^
 KBKarma: OW. I just laughed so hard I pulled a muscle.
ShifuDaxiongmao: 0.09 
TetraRay: 
Atarra: thrash for your lives!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The flail
 Gascitygaming: https://clips.twitch.tv/TallSweetMarrowCclamChamp-VflPyZsNOLd6qiBq
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Welbog: Wiggle wiggle
 Sorator13: WOW
ButButTheJesus: YES
 Sorator13: well done!
 aitsu100: shuffle cat
ShifuDaxiongmao: Nelly, we believe!!
 KeytarCat: Jyust swim, I guess
 DiscordianTokkan: Using the flagella technique
BalthusHomewood: "Dad, why are we swimming in pee?"
a_Weakling: pretty much just long jump
 betweenmyself: Look, the game has a very precise set of rules that you never get to see and don’t preclude golden retrievers from playing
 Its_VeeBot:  chinko
Atarra: what is the sound of one arm flailing?
 Heckhoundbolt: whelp
 Heckhoundbolt: You cannot grab anything
 NotCainNorAbel: wheels keep you from grabbing
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/HyperDaintyAlligatorCopyThis-IPevQzrxK34JaSEz
 Thefluffiestguineapig: at least you aren't tiny this time
 LordZarano: Cool trick
 Heckhoundbolt: @Thefluffiestguineapig Tht was Pinpall
 quasi79fu: haahahah
NimrodXIV: oofa
BalthusHomewood: So good, then so bad\
ichibento: and doofa
 quasi79fu: that was a rollercoaster
 Its_VeeBot: "Graham Stark gets bullied" Colorized, 2023
 GhostValv: of
 ALLxISxLOST: What was the reason the characters have nubs for legs and emu necks for arms?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian's experience in Shenmu probably won't help
 rasterscan: *claps*
NimrodXIV: NICE
BalthusHomewood: WOW
 Lysander_salamander: yay
 KBKarma: WELL.
 quasi79fu: niiice
 TehAmelie: w00t
 GhostValv: gang gang
 LordZarano: 
 Heckhoundbolt: Alex can see the code
 Gascitygaming:   
 DiscordianTokkan: Ganggang
ButButTheJesus: GANGANG
 azureHaights: Glurp cream so good
 bytecaster: Now we are thinking with Glurp!
 Mr_Horrible: goddammit Beej 
 Sorator13: Alex is so good at glurping
 Heckhoundbolt: He is the one
 KBKarma: That's one of the best Pachinko performances!
a_Weakling: and the skate off at the end
 NewtyNewts: I love that song!
 KBKarma: Oh wow. That takes me back.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That song is amazing
 Its_VeeBot: Glurphouse Rock
 RealGamerCow: Pointer Sisters sang that
 randombillfolds: I'd like to see a DNF on this.
 SnackPak_: come on
 quasi79fu: are you sure??
 Thefluffiestguineapig: RUINED
 NotCainNorAbel: there was a moment
 quasi79fu: yup youre right
TetraRay: perfect
Atarra: in rebuttal: -fail-
 quasi79fu: lol
 TemporallyAwry: Science 
protojman: that was just impressive
ichibento: Rekt
BalthusHomewood: Same strat, two outcomes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That was almost perfection
 Its_VeeBot: WHAT
 Heckhoundbolt: taunting
 SymphonicLolita: WIGGLE???
 laikagoat: what the hell
Morrigan9: blasphemy
BalthusHomewood: What the hell?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: AAAHHH
 Heckhoundbolt: THEY FOUND THE TAUNT BUTTON
 YeetTheRich_: i'm calling the cops
ButButTheJesus: DEVIL
 quasi79fu: hahahahahaha
 underhill33: that is upsetting
iarethel0ser: We have KNEES???
 Ryxiene: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Why is there a taunt???????????
BalthusHomewood: I NEVEr NEEDED TO KNOw THIS
 SmithKurosaki: Cursed
 Heckhoundbolt: @iarethel0ser Those are elbows my friend!
 quasi79fu: the racooon has kneees
 NewtyNewts: Taunt button?!
 matthaus_c: how MANY knees???
  Juliamon: Elbows.
 Gascitygaming: we have SEVERAL knees
 Heckhoundbolt: YUP
SaxPython: Forbidden S
ShifuDaxiongmao: Channeling your inner Squidward is NOT allowed.. 
 ReachW: kneebows
 Heckhoundbolt: I have waited for you guys to figure it out
 matthaus_c: @Juliamon arm knees
 betweenmyself: Oops!  All knees!
 Skye_Nighthawk: I laughed so hard i hurt my jaw XD
 Skye_Nighthawk: That was great
 bytecaster: Just proves how deep the mechanics of this game are. Wonder when they figure out how to wave dash and jump cancel!
ichibento: Oh noooooo
iarethel0ser: @Heckhoundbolt I don't know if that's any better 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Rekt
 matthaus_c: it's a game of inches, Edith
 DiscordianTokkan: F
ButButTheJesus: oof
 Drasvin: F
 Its_VeeBot: "It's a game of inches, Edith"
 KeytarCat: Islands of excellence
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @iarethel0ser Are they elbows or knees? Good question next question
 Lord_Hosk: Cut Nelly some slack, this is the first time he has ever played this game
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/AbstemiousObliqueReindeerTwitchRaid-hvYjvUn-wtrMgKtL
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
BalthusHomewood: https://clips.twitch.tv/SillyMoralMeerkatTheRinger-0elEkOt2muTEZRwj
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kusinohki: it's a game of inches.... using the metric system
 bytecaster: @Thefluffiestguineapig kneebows
 BusTed: 
 Its_VeeBot: "Mom says it's my turn to play on the glurpbox"
 Sorator13: just hump it forward!!
 quasi79fu: that looks wrong
 KBKarma: Dry humping the diamond.
 laikagoat: real scrappy doo energy here
 quasi79fu: LOL
BalthusHomewood: Be the Fulcrum!
 matthaus_c: what does baby arms taunting look like
 Mr_Horrible: just flip it! 
 Gascitygaming: that dog about to get spritzed
 SnackPak_: just go under *taps forehead*
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I keep thinking of music from Holy Grail
 Ukon_Cairns: "its a game of inches, played in metric" is a powerful line. 
 betweenmyself: It’s like Sabin suplexing the Ghost Train.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The music during them traveling
 KBKarma: Costco date?
 CodeIndigo: @Sorator13 Man, I wondered what the next Play It Forward was gonna be
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 quasi79fu: bullied by abox
 Sorator13: @CodeIndigo 
 SmithKurosaki: Graham.
 quasi79fu: what is he doing to that box/???
josh___something: I get that reference
 Dog_of_Myth: 
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 SmithKurosaki: Graham please
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @CodeIndigo I think the game is irrelevant, it's an any percent speed run of violate every part of TOS
 Gekyouryuu: Bold strategy, cotton, let's see if it works for him
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That would make me watch to watch Destiny
 bytecaster: Destiny now with bomb feet
josh___something: That's just nova warp
gogt200: Destiny: Season of Glurp
 Heckhoundbolt: Any game with random Glurp modifications would be a great thing
 blip2004: random explosive feet is a destiny feature
 control_rig: "Dubious Gravity" is just Warlock Jump, Ian
 bytecaster: Destiny: The final glurp
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @bytecaster Destiny now with bear traps
 spawnofhastur: needs more taunting
 KBKarma: Come on, I'm just a little guy.
 laikagoat: please taunt with tiny arms
NimrodXIV: this event is making me sad
 spawnofhastur: he's just a little guy! it's his birthday!
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 KBKarma: And it's my birthday.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: He's so wee!
 KBKarma: You wouldn't bulli a little guy on his birthday?
 Mattmitchell45: Happy birthday lil guy
 quasi79fu: did he salute???
Angreed66: you need to hold a the box and ground then trow it over yourself
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 Its_VeeBot: o7
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No wait, the piss level was a couple ago
 GhostValv: o7
 Its_VeeBot: o7 <>
 quasi79fu: man look at him gooo
 red_shoes_jeff: I have a big head. And little arms. Master, I'm not sure how well thought-out this plan was.
 spawnofhastur: alex is a glurp savant
 rasterscan: Big triangle
 KBKarma: Alex is feeling the Glurp tonight.
ButButTheJesus: noice
 Ryxiene: 
 betweenmyself: Is it Wang Yekun who can balance anything?  Clearly worked as a consultant for this event.
 control_rig: I love the little tippy-taps after lifting the boxes
BalthusHomewood: DNF's for those DTF
 Mr_Horrible: so you're saying it's a DNF Duel? 
 TehAmelie: or you can just tip the cube over and ride it on the corner, somehow
 matthaus_c: I can feel it glurping in the air tonight
BalthusHomewood: Glean that cube!
 pn55: I mean, Ben is a super saiyan after all
 KBKarma: Are we mixing our messiah figures here, Graham?
 GhostValv: what I'm saying is that when the time comes you won't remember
 Fanklok: Which boxes taste better to you, the diamonds or the squares?
 Its_VeeBot: I love how the sponsor's slogan is "Do you even lift?" because clearly the answer is "no"
 quasi79fu: haahaha
CookieMom: Diamonds DO taste better!
 quasi79fu: the owl is stuck
ButButTheJesus: @Fanklok 
 bytecaster: Beej knows how ship boxes after all
 KBKarma: Hexagons are the bestagons.
ShifuDaxiongmao: "In a stunning turn of events, the runner decided to start flipping off the audience instead"
 CaptainSpam: I do appreciate how the game expects you to complete this in 60 seconds.
  Akaiatana: This level was just me when I broke my one functioning shoulder in 2020.
 red_shoes_jeff: WHAAAAAAaaaaaaa...
 quasi79fu: hahahah
 Welbog: Style
 SnackPak_: 
 betweenmyself: DNAEAHOPITCI: Did Not Acknowledge Event And Hit On Person In Crowd Instead
 Thefluffiestguineapig: All shades of DNF
ButButTheJesus dabs
josh___something: <o/
BalthusHomewood: Did he just dab on yall?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We might be able to
 betweenmyself: Missed a T, oops
 asthanius: Rhombi
 quasi79fu: man this third one puzzled the racoon
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian sometimes has galaxy brain moments
ButButTheJesus: quadrilateral
 GhostValv: suplexed
 Thefluffiestguineapig: STRONG LIKE TRASH PANDA
 quasi79fu: there gooooes the racooon
 Its_VeeBot: #BuffRaccoon
 TehAmelie: the t-rex arms are short but powerful
 SnackPak_: wow
 Its_VeeBot: 
 quasi79fu: oh nooo
zeathean: got too excited
 shea_wolfe: ahahaha
 Thefluffiestguineapig: ROBBED
 rasterscan: This is so Ian
 quasi79fu: ran in place
 matthaus_c: heartbreaker
 DiscordianTokkan: Oof
ShifuDaxiongmao: panicked 
 GhostValv: D:
 Featherweight_: Paniced!
 Ryxiene: 
 niccus: lifted so hard you forgot how to run
ButButTheJesus: FUUUUUUU
DigitalSeahorse: oh for a sec I thought it was Alex doing an impress everyone with controller behind his head but it was Ian
 Gekyouryuu: Impressive, being able to throw with such tiny arms
 KBKarma: 
 quasi79fu: box vs player....
 KeytarCat: running in a dream
DigitalSeahorse: heavy
ShifuDaxiongmao: making smaller diamonds
 SquareDotCube: suplex that box!
DigitalSeahorse: he ain't heavy, he's my boxnard
 quasi79fu: did the diamond give consent to this???
 Ryxiene: 
a_Weakling: stubby arm taunt
 KBKarma: This kills the Nelly.
 Skye_Nighthawk: We need to censor what just happened  lol
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is like those strength events where people push tractors
 Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 BrowneePoints: KAIOKEN
josh___something: It's like a bunny thumping on the ground
josh___something: I love this
 Skye_Nighthawk: Nelly +1 beautiful
 KBKarma: Right, beddy byes time. See yez in the VODs.
 betweenmyself: Look big so the box will run in terror
BalthusHomewood: Most entertaining
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So all of them can breathe
 TehAmelie: noodles that have been soaking for a full day eh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And we can breathe
forthehoard: GLURP!!!!
ichibento: So I can breathe.
 Fanklok: Breathing is a cowards tool
 red_shoes_jeff: @BrowneePoints Kaio-what*WHAM*
 StreetRach: Ugh. Breathing. Breathing is boring.
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kusinohki: I'm crying.  I needed this.  thank you LRR!!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @StreetRach Depends on the sponsor for the breathing
 Sorator13: Oh, new lrrnouncement in the discord!
DigitalSeahorse: wish I'd known before I set my grocery order but now everything is put away and the vod is there for the interruption
 Sorator13: 20th anniversary sketch remaster bracket begins Saturday
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 StreetRach: @Thefluffiestguineapig 'Twas a quote from Sherlock. 
 BrowneePoints: @sorator13 graham said that start of stream
DigitalSeahorse: food should help my mood too
 Sorator13: @BrowneePoints ah good! I missed the stream start
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @StreetRach Even so in this context my quandry is valid. I haven't seen Sherlock in a while
DigitalSeahorse: good luck to all not getting a pax pox of any kind this year!
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ButButTheJesus: @BalthusHomewood I think Morpheus did that footwork while in the dojo with Neo
 kusinohki: @streetrach  thank you!!
 StreetRach: You're very welcome!
 TehAmelie: yo
 Sorator13: G pls
TherapyforNarwhals: sus af
DigitalSeahorse: I have that shirt on, but the black version
DigitalSeahorse: see AlexSteacy on etsy for that merch
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 Gekyouryuu: I wanna see THOSE arms taunt
gogt200: Noodley taunts?
 Tangsm: What happens when you taunt with noodle arms?
 matthaus_c: do you think the noodle arms work by just adding more knees
 TehAmelie: what happens if you stretch the noodle arms between both buttons?
BalthusHomewood: Praise Be His Noodly Appendages
forthehoard: Noodle taunts!!!!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I like that three people immediately said "what does the taunt do"
gogt200: Same brain!
 LordZarano: @BalthusHomewood Ramen
BalthusHomewood: @LordZarano Ramen, brother
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's upsetting
 betweenmyself: Wonder if Taunting counts as flapping for the wing arms… 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wibbly arms plus taunt is not good image
 TehAmelie: next day noodles, the century eggs of noodles
BalthusHomewood: Emotion Blur
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @betweenmyself That would be true strats
DigitalSeahorse: Glurp's ON
BalthusHomewood: When you feel too fast
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie Specifically next day boxed mac and cheese
DigitalSeahorse: Glurps OFF
 Heckhoundbolt: The taunts have been a thing since launch
 TehAmelie: i figured just ramen that's soaked for a full day
gogt200: The wavy noodle taunt is exactly as upsetting as I hoped.
 spawnofhastur: Graham with the caster's curse
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loufghyslaufey: How, "moving"... (??)
 quasi79fu: thats usin your head
  Akaiatana: Paul, you're thinking of taut, not taunt
loufghyslaufey: Wait. Can't Paul play a game too? Or did I forget to compute Paul?
 quasi79fu: ahaahhaa
DigitalSeahorse: xD
 quasi79fu: is racoon ok???
 StreetRach: I can't help but lean side to side watching this as that's somehow going to help.
 KeytarCat: Ian playing full-palm
Angreed66: @StreetRach you're not the only one
 Welbog: You ever think about your arms, but sausage?
 SquareDotCube: well that's one way to use your noodle
 Mr_Horrible: @StreetRach it awakens those primal video game instincts
BalthusHomewood: Nelly knows how to have fun 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
TheAinMAP: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait
 DiscordianTokkan: It's the Poopin BNombs
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 Heckhoundbolt: your pants tell you
 quasi79fu: pewping bombs??
 TehAmelie: bomb based hot sauce, that's new
DekiSystem: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @NewtyNewts Or what direction!
 RealGamerCow: child cannot have noodle arms because they are not legally allowed to be part of the advertisement
BalthusHomewood: The Bomb Strat
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That is what generaly happens with bombs, they ruin things
 betweenmyself: “This is the one where you poop bombs!”  How I describe Taco Bell
 Arclight_Dynamo: Grab the belt?
 quasi79fu: ahahha
BalthusHomewood: A diffrent kind of Spirit Bomb
 quasi79fu: nailed it
 Sorator13: the animation for the conveyor belt is one of those "you can see it either way" optical illusion type things
 Welbog: Swing and a miss
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Actively Gaming
 KeytarCat: Ben keeps getting robbed like that!
 Welbog: That little poop on the way...
 Mr_Horrible: a propulsive poo
Boon_33: SupaBeej!
DekiSystem: LOL
 quasi79fu: hahahahah
 quasi79fu: wow
DigitalSeahorse: dorp
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Sorator13: oops
 Thefluffiestguineapig: RUINED
DigitalSeahorse: doh
 Mr_Horrible: no justice
 niccus: exactly wrong
TheAinMAP: Whoops.
 GhostValv: D:
 Forgebold: OHNO
Boon_33: a hecking great jump
 SnackPak_: good technique, bad timing
BalthusHomewood: You coulda been a contendah, IAN
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Fanklok: Remember tiny pinball?
 Sorator13: Oh dear
 laikagoat: laser taunt me
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This might be good
BalthusHomewood: Channeling all that Sonic Spin-Ball
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Or very bad
DigitalSeahorse: 
 SoaringDragon42: Better than tiny!
 spawnofhastur: laser taunts?
BalthusHomewood: Dainty Disco Toes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: But the legs are very short
 kusinohki: put on your 3d shades??
 TehAmelie: those concussive lasers
TheAinMAP:   
 quasi79fu: oh this hurts me brain
 definenull: oh no how did i forget glurp D:
 quasi79fu: so much motion
DigitalSeahorse: xD
ButButTheJesus: g, wat
TherapyforNarwhals: I remember Mini with this: couldn't jump on the pegs. Amazing.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I have done that so many times Graham
 Ryxiene: 
 Mattmitchell45: Right you are, Graham
DAC169: oh no! I forgot Glurp was today! 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You say something and no one around you has any idea what the hell happened to get there
 CaptainSpam: This is not pinball the way Harry Williams envisioned it! 
 Its_VeeBot: Glurps with frickin' laser beams on their hands
 Fanklok: Be nice to the pride lasers
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/PiercingSleepyShrewSquadGoals-ksD67ygz-eyWocM8
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/EnjoyableIcyCockroachKevinTurtle-7pqGDwTAlX8tqUjC
 Welbog: stucc
 rosesmcgee: Paul can you move the bug to another corner every 15 minutes to even out the burn in on my monitor? Thanks!
DigitalSeahorse: 
 HadesLeprechaun: I got a lot of heigh, but, also I'm winning
 skylordshadow: I had gotten lasers with the bully game this weekend you could shoot away the bully balls
 Ryxiene: 
 Ryxiene: 
 omdorastrix: then chat will have an event for when it bounces EXACTLY in the corner
 StreetRach: Ben, Ben please.
 Ryxiene: 
 Its_VeeBot: Paul can we make the bug bounce around like the DVD logo? Cool thanks
 KaleidoscopeMind: and it changes color every time it collides with a side?
 NotCainNorAbel: Ballet?
 Ryxiene: So graceful
 quasi79fu: to the mooooon
 Drasvin: The brand for the laser feet is Electromagnetic Rave. Does it come with the whole spectrum, or do we only get the visual spectrum?
 Its_VeeBot: I may have not been listening
 SnackPak_: I'm curious how high this goes
 Its_VeeBot: And repeated the same joke
 spawnofhastur: never once have i had a heated gamer moment
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Scarbble: such a gamer
 Its_VeeBot: I should go to bed because apparently my attention span is -38
 Sorator13: I have had many heated moments while gaming, but never a "heated gamer moment"(TM)
 KeytarCat: Finally didn't get robbed at the last 
EricTheOrange: @spawnofhastur then you have never played the lost levels.
 Mr_Horrible: @spawnofhastur I've been having one every day this week because there's too much smoke to run my A/C 
SaxPython: 7eta
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Both
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Baby arms and tiny player were so bad
 GhostValv: o7
 spawnofhastur: I've done many a mouse slam but I've never just... dropped a slur.
 Mr_Horrible: @Mr_Horrible ain't said anything untoward but *boy* is it warm at my desk
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 quasi79fu: hes the man in the mooon
 Sorator13: 
 Its_VeeBot: "Yes hello? Fire deglurpment? Yes, he's stuck in the pinball machine again"
 Its_VeeBot: I'mma firin' ma lazah!
EricTheOrange: what?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's so good
 Sorator13: the WHAT?!?
 Dog_of_Myth: Glurp version of a man's romance.
ButButTheJesus: Beej. Wat.
 Wicker_Guide: Beej, I don't understand you and I don't want to
 quasi79fu: hes stuck
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I do not care what the sound is but it's amazing
TwitchTVsFrank: Classic beej
 GhostValv: It's very evocative imagery
Garfman314: internal testicles, external cloaca
BalthusHomewood: Beejs Deep Cut Nut Refs
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also they have cloachas
 betweenmyself: Beej watching a different Spoodermans than the rest of us 
 red_shoes_jeff: I understand that reference.
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Heckhoundbolt: wtf is going on anymore
 Mr_Horrible: 
 BusTed: 
 Fanklok: When your ball gets stuck between the rim and the backbaord
  Sarah_Serinde: Graham 
 Its_VeeBot: Do you think that the International Glurp Committee keeps a stick to knock stuck competitors out of the machine?
EricTheOrange: of course ian would have that saved
EricTheOrange: er beej
 philippekav: that was a cry for help
 Mr_Horrible: Ralph Bakshi believes *A LOT* of things are true 
 SnackPak_: no thanks
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/BumblingTangentialTurtleRedCoat-pHiUjDGGFFlLx44J
 Dog_of_Myth: 
DigitalSeahorse:  
 red_shoes_jeff: NOOOOO
 blip2004: Gonads and Srife?
iarethel0ser: Tip: Do not search for that.
 StreetRach: How about, no?
 Its_VeeBot: PROTIP: Balls
TheAinMAP: 
 blip2004: Strife*
 KeytarCat: A ball what makes you stressed!
 Welbog: Can ball be grab?
 matthaus_c: Gonads call for aid
 Mr_Horrible: not on Twitch you can't
 BusTed: rude
 BrowneePoints: I mean technically pigeons have nuts but they are inside
noSmokeFire: MORE BALLS
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is just mean
 SnackPak_: is Yoshi here to help?
 Dog_of_Myth: Yoshi's revenge
 TehAmelie: many stress balls
 Fanklok: You should have read the waiver
 quasi79fu: omg
iarethel0ser: Birdo is at the top of the stairs.
SquidVorb: It's always a metaphor for capitalism
 quasi79fu: eeek
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHY
 betweenmyself: Outdated metaphors for long term relationships, amirite? 
 Its_VeeBot: Oh fuck this is the Aggro Crag but designed by assholes
 StreetRach: I'm in debt up to my eyeballs. Somebody help me.
BalthusHomewood: RELEASE THe BALLS
 TemporallyAwry: It's a heck of a metaphor 
TheAinMAP: 
ButButTheJesus: OERB
 Tiber727: I have altered the deal.
patrick_stonecrusher: Yoshi!  Yum!
 rasterscan: Matt did great
DigitalSeahorse: Capital Effort
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's so true Paul!
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 Heckhoundbolt: "Alight Sysiphis, we think the task you are doing is a little too easy, so we decied to also throws these rocks at you"
 YeetTheRich_: this is the route yoiur grandpa took to school
 Dog_of_Myth: Sisyphus was a Yoshi main in Smash.
 Fanklok: Stress ball, or stress balls?
 TehAmelie: "stress is stored in the balls" "that's not how stress balls are supposed..."
 aitsu100: when iwas your age we climbed the rocks and they threw stairs at us
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/BloodyStrangePoultryLeeroyJenkins-q8im-uhZK89qctVg
 Mr_Horrible: @Heckhoundbolt "Now now, don't be upset, we aren't wasting this opportunity: we're going to monetize by livestreaming you"
 ThirdGames: Can you grab the weight?
ButButTheJesus: "Ian: Its Funny, But We Don't Know What It Means."
BalthusHomewood: https://clips.twitch.tv/ThankfulAssiduousCroissantSwiftRage-UKe4zvF3Iz1p5mTF
 SnackPak_: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes!
 spawnofhastur: i really think ian has that filter that we all have that stops us saying nonsensical things but it got installed backwards
 Its_VeeBot: Indiana Jones never had to put up with this shit
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 TehAmelie: it was made by those who pooped out giant stress balls
 GhostValv: \o/
 betweenmyself: As it turns out, it was the UNCHAINED balls that caused Graham trouble
 KaleidoscopeMind: 1.42m
 Fanklok: DNF implies you can finish
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The fact they get winded just playing is so good
gogt200: Do you think these are what the Glurp aliens emerge from?
 Arclight_Dynamo: Now I want to see an Olympic sprint where the runners have a giant iron ball chained to them.
 electra310: My rightward tilt is eventually going to have my head pressed to my desk
Boon_33: stress ball working as advertised
DigitalSeahorse: gooooo Alex
DigitalSeahorse: common
 Mr_Horrible: it's the only way for me to get lime coke (aside from following the commercial's instructions)
 TehAmelie: grab life by the ball
DigitalSeahorse: cumcumcummon
 StreetRach: Graham, you jinxed it.
DigitalSeahorse: eggies
 red_shoes_jeff: BEEJ
DigitalSeahorse: woot
 omdorastrix: The metafor is the message
Boon_33: the ole ball and chain got you down?
DigitalSeahorse:  
 spawnofhastur: i'm only 31 with chronic pain i know that feel
 KeytarCat: oh no, it's more than 100m...
 BITs19_: 
 SymphonicLolita: 
 Sorator13: Oh hey, Ben & Adam found that ghost a week or two ago on Let's Nope
 rosesmcgee: the strat is live fast and die young
 BusTed: the tech
DigitalSeahorse: wow
 Drasvin: How long are these stairs?
 CaptainSpam: LET'S GOOOOOOO
 ThirdGames: Yessssss
 Its_VeeBot: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Dang Ben
 Dog_of_Myth: WOOOW
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS
 definenull: nyoom
 SnackPak_: I'm gonna spew
ButButTheJesus: OH SHIT
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Mr_Horrible: Christ alive 
 quasi79fu: he found the strat
 NewtyNewts: That's what GOKU DOES!
 TehAmelie: smash through the stress!
 Heckhoundbolt: HE HAS GONE FURTHER BEYOND
TheAinMAP: Whoa!
 Ryxiene:   
noSmokeFire: not to go EVEN FURTHER BEYOND
Alex_Frostfire: Turn hindrance into strength!
SaxPython: Lfg
 DiscordianTokkan: Oh my god I'm dying laughing
loufghyslaufey: stupid saiyan hair...
DigitalSeahorse: holy!
 CaptainSpam: HOT DAMN
 SmithKurosaki: 
 SnackPak_:    
 SymphonicLolita: 
 ThirdGames: YEAAAAAAH
 Dog_of_Myth:    
 control_rig: Jeeeezus
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 NewtyNewts: 
 BusTed: 
 Its_VeeBot:     
 NotCainNorAbel:  
 Ryxiene:   
 TehAmelie: yaay
BalthusHomewood: WOOOOO
 red_shoes_jeff: THE CHOSEN ONE!!!
 laikagoat:     
 Lysander_salamander: yay
 KaleidoscopeMind: YEET
 Lord_Hosk: THE CHOSEN ONE!
 ReachW: yooooooo
 Drasvin: Just take your stress and fling it!
iarethel0ser:    
 BITs19_:    
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YEEEEESSSSSSSSSS
 ThirdGames:   
QuietJay: 
 Welbog: Let's GOOOO
 control_rig: 
patrick_stonecrusher:   
 pn55: 
 Scarbble: WOOOOOOOO
SquidVorb:    
 Mr_Horrible: 
Boon_33:  
Favre_the_Undead: how
TherapyforNarwhals: Ben ftw
 LordZarano:  
 fastlane250: Am I glad I decided to catch the last hour of this!
 magical_writer: 50
 Lysander_salamander: 
ichibento: GOOOOOAAAAALLLL
Wormsbane:  
 definenull:  GAMER ALERT 
 underhill33:   
Jensling:   
DigitalSeahorse: 
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: Wow
 frameshifty:    
 electra310: Wooo! Gaming!
 Luxatos: A witch!
 Scarbble: a GAMER
 betweenmyself: Physics:  What am and how do?  
 red_shoes_jeff: @Lord_Hosk Drift compatible!
TheAinMAP:   
 HadesLeprechaun: If it were me I would simply PICK UP my ball and chain
 Fanklok: He's starting to believe
 Sartagis:    
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josh___something: *came
 rogerivany: I was way too excited for that finish.
 control_rig: God that was An Gamer
ButButTheJesus:   
rockman1967: Success
 Drasvin:   
 WiJohn: He has become the legend, the legend that you fear
GenericHerooo: Ben   
NarishmaReborn: no ordinary saiyan warrior
 ThirdGames: "The Hammer pulls you off?!"
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 Its_VeeBot:  Warning: Flying Stress Balls 
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/BitterRockyOcelotLitty-U6ELQ_LFItvrnVnP
 laikagoat: your head comes detached a little bit
 control_rig: Knock that effer out!
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 Mr_Horrible: I haven't seen a camera swing this violently since a fromsoft game
ButButTheJesus: FUCK YOU, BALL
 DiscordianTokkan: https://clips.twitch.tv/InventiveEnchantingLorisNinjaGrumpy-rFlXe7kCN9jefPMA
 VorlonScout: 
 eric_christian_berg: Wouldn't we all.
EricTheOrange: thats what she said?
 Ryxiene: 
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   LoadingReadyRun:  I *could* definitely make the logo bounce around. I made a thing to spin, flip and flash obs items for the last Desert Bus 
 KeytarCat: 24 and 42!
EricTheOrange: well you don't HAVE to.
TheAinMAP:  
frogomb: Catsup mechanic, ketchup mechanic?
DigitalSeahorse:    
 Ryxiene: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Big nasty
ButButTheJesus: @LoadingReadyRun every 45 minutes, triple the size for half a second
 NewtyNewts: LOL Siri
 Dog_of_Myth: hahah
 Sorator13: 
 laikagoat:   
 control_rig: No one does Siri, no one does
SquidVorb: Hi Siri
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I can't breathe
iarethel0ser: That raccoon's head is getting disturbingly far away from its body.
ButButTheJesus: SIRI NO
 DiscordianTokkan: Thanks Siri
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 Fanklok: "Hey big nasty..."
BalthusHomewood: Siri: "Here are all the results I found for "The Big Nasty"
EricTheOrange: apple is siri right?
 Sorator13: best of the DNFs!
loufghyslaufey: I mean, Ban still wore the hair so....
 Ryxiene: Nice hustle out there
 Sorator13: @EricTheOrange yes
 DiscordianTokkan: https://clips.twitch.tv/ShinyOutstandingDonutHassanChop-mBIVLncwNM9_ttBI
 SnackPak_: 
loufghyslaufey: *Ben, geez. I missed that *a*
 asthanius: One must imagine Sisyphus drinking Glurp
Boon_33: the real friends were the ball and chain along the way.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Nelly and Matt are both leaning like Ian does when driving
 Ryxiene: 
 KaleidoscopeMind: it doesn't... yet
 betweenmyself: Somebody get NASA on the phone.  The mission to Mars has just become attainable.
 Its_VeeBot: Siri: "Here are your results for- wait, are you fucking serious?"
BalthusHomewood: @asthanius Sips-syphus
Boon_33: @asthanius 
 TemporallyAwry: Can you imagine playing Glurp with Tilt-Controls 
 TehAmelie: if life gives you a massive iron ball on a chain around your ankle, use rotating motions to gain momentum
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 definenull: oh lawd they comin'
 BITs19_: sounds like my first time?
DigitalSeahorse: using the void to make this bolder disappear
 Its_VeeBot: 
 StreetRach: I'm just gonna lie down. Right here.
 Ryxiene: Nice hustle also xD
 spawnofhastur: it's okay Nelly you're doing really well for your first time playing a videogame ever   
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/OutstandingProudWatermelonFeelsBadMan-CLG15agZ4-Hg2nq4
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 transcoder_: Turns out there is a mountain high enough
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 Its_VeeBot: OH LAWD HE COMIN
 definenull: katamari time
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That would make it have more injuries than trampoline
 TehAmelie: i was thinking the Glurp motto would be "higher, faster, more consistent"
 spawnofhastur: fat and squishy
ButButTheJesus: OEURB
 Sorator13: I never ponder my orb
BalthusHomewood: Beach(ed Whale) Body
 CaptainSpam: This Salmon Run is not going well...
 Its_VeeBot: This is aired after the watershed, it's fine
ButButTheJesus: egg on orb
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is like those frogs that keep their tadpoles under their skin
 Sorator13: "someone already took care of that" oh, was that what happened during the pinball segment?
BalthusHomewood: The Moistest Carnevale Costume
 bytecaster: I think the Katamari Damacy soundtrack would really suit this game.
BalthusHomewood: Lets see if he can sement this victory
 Rhynerd: What if you don’t have a dad?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Tiny arms or tiny player
 betweenmyself: These are actually Clown Eggs.  The ones they paint faces on are just decoys. 
 red_shoes_jeff: Gra  has the answer!
noSmokeFire: @Rhynerd if you don't have a dad one will be provided for you
BalthusHomewood: @Rhynerd ... acquire one
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes, the tiny player pinball
 electra310: LRR has consumed a great deal of glurp
DigitalSeahorse: BEPIS
gogt200: Squishy bod...
 Its_VeeBot: Buff Baby: Coming soon from Illumination
  MrPhlip: This is me, not addquoting "it sucks you right back through that hole"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Graham has the number he couldn't do to Kathleen!
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: There's that clip of Kathleen asking Graham to kill her and him saying "I can't do 42 to you"
 spawnofhastur: ian do be pondering his orbs
josh___something: yoga fire
 NoOne_OfConsequence: Can you grab the conveyor and let it whip you around?
 StreetRach: Ian's raccoon just makes me think that he's going to try and put everything in a hole.
 GhostValv: 
y3ntil: I would never ponder orb
 SoldieroFortune: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:03:13.
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 FuzBubbles: Glurp!!!
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 Sorator13: @NoOne_OfConsequence Can't grab it, but you can slam your arm into it for the same basic effect
 bytecaster: @y3ntil Scrying is where it's at anyway
patrick_stonecrusher: @its_veebot a horror game enemy l've thought of is a Mr. Universe body with a tiny baby head 
 Sorator13: Yeah, the egg cluster basically became a third limb
 YeetTheRich_:  
 airylan: banan.
 Dog_of_Myth: Banana
 Sorator13: (third? fifth? idk if the dongles count as limbs)
DigitalSeahorse: 
  TStodden: Banana for scale?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh man
ButButTheJesus: i gotta go bed, thanks for stream and Glurp your derp
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Can you grab the banana to throw
gogt200: That is either a very large banana or a very small alien.
TheAinMAP: 
 Sorator13: Task Failed Successfully
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: You guys have killed me three times tonight .haven’t left this hard in years
TherapyforNarwhals: the game hates graham
 Tangsm: Comedic timing is everything.
DaxStrife: Kris get the banana
DigitalSeahorse: 
 omdorastrix: The most important part of comedy is...
Bruceski: Happens to the best of us
 Twilight_Spark: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Graham is so slap happy
  TStodden: Graham was leading... until now...
 Mr_Horrible: "Still going?" *THUNK*
 Rhynerd: Banana must come to a full stop before being counted
Angreed66: the object has to be perfectly stop
 Arclight_Dynamo: Do a Dole whip.
 BusTed: Impressive.
DigitalSeahorse: woooooooooo
 Its_VeeBot: Y E E T
josh___something: Y EET
 GhostValv: 
 SymphonicLolita: b a n a n
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 camille7_ttv: bueno
 CaptainSpam: Oooo, banana!
 DiscordianTokkan: 
Boon_33: wow!
 TemporallyAwry: Go Banana!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And he keeps discovering the weird edge cases for things not counting
 Mr_Horrible: ohhhhhhhhh Banana
DigitalSeahorse: that was banana
TheAinMAP: 
 TehAmelie: the furthest a banana has ever traveled
 camille7_ttv: bueno banana
  MrPhlip: I've played too much worms, I expected the banana to bounce
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/CooperativeAffluentThymePicoMause-wT8BvEZeQKKQz85h
DigitalSeahorse: singular but still banana
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Give that wolf a banana
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Before he eats my grandma
 fastlane250: banan... pls...
DigitalSeahorse: awwww
 spawnofhastur: STOP IN THE NAME OF THE UNITED FRUIT COMPANY
 Sorator13: "throw" is defined rather interestingly in this game
 betweenmyself: Bullied by a balloon
Boon_33: can has bananna
 control_rig: Spiked
 Heckhoundbolt: The code, I assume, assumed you were walking away from the banana because you were in the air. It will not drop the object until you touch the ground
 GhostValv: Dunks
DigitalSeahorse: 
patrick_stonecrusher: I bet underhand is better
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Agent Chiquita Banana says stop in the name of Dole!
 Its_VeeBot: Super Monkey Ball is a lot weirder than I remember
 TehAmelie: and hope the balloon isn't in the way also
noSmokeFire: I want there to be a troll physics way to get infinite height off the balloon
CookieMom: What if you throw the banana at the bumper?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Beej going to his home planet again
 Sorator13: 
 StreetRach: Good form
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian is going for science
DigitalSeahorse:   
CookieMom: SCIENCE!
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 Meark: of course ian is the trash panda
 Arclight_Dynamo: I wonder if it's a weighted banana, like a shotput.
 Sorator13: Why always banana and never banaya?
 spawnofhastur: I believe the must success y'all have ever had throwing shit involved bouncing it off of your boday
gogt200: It will bounce off the balloon.
  Sarah_Serinde: No!
DigitalSeahorse: if you can criticality the banana that would be amazing
 Welbog: Cat move
 Its_VeeBot: *boop*
 GhostValv: 
 DiscordianTokkan: *doik
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 aitsu100: da cat tech
 CaptainSpam: SCIENCE
SaxPython: #ThisIsALetsTryProgram
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I need a version of the "Stand back I'm going to try science" shirt with the stick person being Ian
DigitalSeahorse:   
 Rhynerd: It’s up to Nelly to achieve the banana science
 SymphonicLolita: 
gogt200: Nelly!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 laikagoat:   
 GhostValv: 
 ThirdGames: Yeah let's go Nelly! 
 pn55: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: He did the thing!
 omdorastrix: Solid  Banane
 red_shoes_jeff: NELLAAAAY!
dmark312: 
 TehAmelie: nice curve on that banana
y3ntil:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Nelly's cleaning instincts from panenting helped
gogt200: This is in God's hands.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: *parenting
DigitalSeahorse:  bump
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This looks both difficult to execute as well as visually upsetting
 Drasvin: I dislike this product
DigitalSeahorse: 
 betweenmyself: Now Mythbusters episode:  is it better to drop a banana on a bumper or toss it while suspended from a balloon?…  Yeah, I think I understand why Adam and Jamie retired now. 
 Lysander_salamander: no
 Its_VeeBot: #GoopyDaddy
DigitalSeahorse:  
 Rhynerd: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Your back looks fantastic!
 NotCainNorAbel: which is better?
 control_rig: Which one is worse?
 TemporallyAwry: Nelson 
 GhostValv: 
 TehAmelie: with that much goo, maybe you can just grab all the balls
 red_shoes_jeff: !adult
  LRRbot: I need an adult!
 Ryxiene: This arena’s music is sooo reminiscent of ACNH Bubblegum 
 Its_VeeBot: If you'd like to tweet about tonight's stream, use hashtag #GoopyDaddy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie Cursed phrase, much upset
 Forgebold: A good, albeit a sticky touch
 NewtyNewts: Nice caulk?
DigitalSeahorse: 
  Juliamon: If you'd like to tweet about tonight's stream, consider tooting instead
 GhostValv: Nice On
DigitalSeahorse: 
 TemporallyAwry: !quote Beej
  LRRbot: Quote #1733: "No! That's NOT FAIR! You CAN'T just disappear into a rock like that!" —Beej [2016-02-08]
 ALLxISxLOST: All 9s?
Bruceski: Glurp is a great game because it's the definition of "playing the course not each other". If there was a sliver of skill involved it would be frustrating but when someone manages to completely dominate a stage you can't help but sheer them.
 Fanklok: !findquote goo
  LRRbot: Quote #5098: "Just reach in behind me! Mind the goo." —Beej, as Carfax™ Seagull [2018-06-25]
 omdorastrix: Game of skill... 100%
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DigitalSeahorse:   
 red_shoes_jeff: No you cannot.
 Dog_of_Myth: !clip
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 Its_VeeBot: Nope, we have it on video footage
 Sorator13: "Actually, can I recant that?" seems like a quote to me
 KeytarCat: Time for the box
 TemporallyAwry: #Don'tClipThat
EricTheOrange: yeahchat don'ty clip that
SquidVorb: No takesies backsies
 chrono2x: Quote by certainly not Graham
 Gekyouryuu: Neuralizer
Garfman314: who's putting that in quotes?
 electra310: The real goopy daddy is the friends we made along the way
 Heckhoundbolt: Strike that from the record
 fastlane250: Who said what now? Nothing, no way, o how.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The chat will disregard
 JonnyGlitched: Hello friends!
 JonnyGlitched: mind erasure would cure my trauma
 betweenmyself: Strike that from the record and set the stenographer on fire just to be safe!
 omdorastrix: 10 hours of silence interspersed with getting your mind eraased
 Tangsm: I'm just thinking about the marketing geniuses who would run ads during the memory wipe streams.
 Its_VeeBot: 10 hours of silence broken by [DATA EXPUNGED]
BalthusHomewood: https://clips.twitch.tv/ThankfulInexpensivePeppermintTriHard-UHpM10AtKHE_65EO
 CaptainSpam: Eh, you know streaming compression would ruin it anyway.  At best you'd just forget what you had for breakfast that morning.
 JonnyGlitched: as far as we know there are 14 balls in the room
 Drasvin: 4 pears?
DigitalSeahorse: or 8 pars
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/HeadstrongWonderfulUdonDoritosChip-eqTdOp_qe2toTt2K
 DiscordianTokkan: https://clips.twitch.tv/KathishIntelligentFerretKevinTurtle-Rc4QL_QxoioW_rt3?tt_content=url&tt_medium=clips_api
 omdorastrix: @CaptainSpam I'd settle for it erasing that random embarrasing memory from high-school
 Arclight_Dynamo: I mean, getting high as shit and Men in Black flashing yourself every 15 minutes sounds like a hell of a relaxing night...
 ALLxISxLOST: Now, not to make things political, but hows your day been?
 JonnyGlitched: Dogging controllers are something completely different
 bytecaster: @omdorastrix You have only one?
 StreetRach: Not okay?
SaxPython: He got that Dawg in him
 StreetRach: Got a feeling?
 omdorastrix: @bytecaster I've got a priority list
 Its_VeeBot: Dougie for a man to feed him for a day, teach a man to Dougie to feed him for life.
 JonnyGlitched: @omdorastrix all the memories that stick are embarrasing for me
 iris_of_ether: Oh my god
 matthaus_c: MCR and Black Eyed Peas sound basically the same anyways
 HbombAndFriends: Teach me how to Douglas.
 Mattmitchell45: at this point, yes @matthaus_c
 CaptainSpam: Educate me on the finer points of Douglasing.
 Kramburger: Ben, once again suckling at the teat of Daddy James Warbucks
 SymphonicLolita: TEENY
 Fanklok: Instruct me on the proper technique to perfom the douglas
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
 JonnyGlitched: whelp
 laikagoat:   
 MAPBoardgames: so teenie
 aitsu100: oh no why
 DiscordianTokkan: So Smol
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Teeny in the downhill???????
 KaleidoscopeMind: it means you dont need to duck
 matthaus_c: so wee
 Rhynerd: So tiny
Boon_33: itty bitty
 Dog_of_Myth: Just a little guy
 Welbog: smol
SaxPython: Big Hill
 omdorastrix: ʷʰᵉᵉ
 JonnyGlitched: wait
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
 Its_VeeBot: RIP
 JonnyGlitched: bricked
 NewtyNewts: Uh oh!
 Sorator13: Whelp
TheAinMAP: 
 Tangsm: So smol
 Its_VeeBot: *tiny voice* help
TherapyforNarwhals: man's a GAMER
Atarra: need microscope
 Rhynerd: Gonna need a very well timed jump there
  MrPhlip: thunk
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Atarra Or opera glasses
 Rhynerd: Oh no
 omdorastrix: Why does Lisa Simpson's head keep getting in the way?
Atarra: @Thefluffiestguineapig *chat puts on opera glasses for extra classy stream*
 matthaus_c: Getting Over It, with Bennett Ulmer
 JonnyGlitched: jump except when you shouldn't
Boon_33: @matthaus_c lol, samezies, you're fast.
 matthaus_c: same hat! also ty!
DigitalSeahorse: nice
 Rhynerd: @omdorastrix the aliens wildly misinterpreted that one episode of the Simpson where she became a gymnast
gogt200: Are tiny taunts more or less insulting?
 eric_christian_berg: The Lisa Simpson hair is rough.
DigitalSeahorse: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Atarra Chat coordinating dress up and nice food would be adorable. Fancy stream!
 red_shoes_jeff: Medium left! MEDIUMLEFT!
 KeytarCat: Mapping Fore and Back leg is so important for me playing this
 Rhynerd: I hope someone manages to complete this
 JonnyGlitched: less horizontal than you'd expect, name of my sex tape
 KeytarCat: G jumping straight up on a slanted surface
 Radyin: My vote for after this is five games at advanced difficulty.
 TehAmelie: just like real downhill running, the secret is jumping just high enough
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this like those supposedly slanted mystery houses?
 Kramburger: Jimmy cracks corn and I *do* care.
 Fanklok: Can you guys pause for like 3 minutes? I want to go make a coffee
 JonnyGlitched: is it still hypercritical if you're right?
DigitalSeahorse: probably better than I would have done
DigitalSeahorse: smol
 CaptainSpam: He's so wee!
DigitalSeahorse: inch worm
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We will chalk it up to less air resistance on the jumps
 omdorastrix: ˡᶦˡ ᶜˡᶦᵐᵇᵉʳ
DigitalSeahorse: n\uuuuuuuuuuuuu
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Ryxiene: 
DigitalSeahorse: aww
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
 bytecaster: Honestly the person that made this course is just very rude
DigitalSeahorse: oof
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Ryxiene: 
DigitalSeahorse: 
DigitalSeahorse: 
 JonnyGlitched: What's a FOX?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Honestly if I was a more talented crafter I would make DNF medals/ribbons in the appropriate colors
 Kramburger: The Simpsons? I give it two weeks, tops
 Skakerman_: Is that a show like Family Guy?
 NotCainNorAbel: or it was halloween
SaxPython: @NotCainNorAbel 
 Kramburger: Imagine being a writer for the simpsons today
 omdorastrix: Thank you super nintendo chalmers...
 JonnyGlitched: a lot of animation uses slave labor practices right?
DigitalSeahorse: 
 red_shoes_jeff: HOW is this "never mentioning it again" Ian?
 LithelyUnshod: SuperEyePatch Wolf did a good vid on it
 asthanius: ………
 Lysander_salamander: freaking mega-corps
 asthanius: Mega-monopoly
 Rhynerd: Apple?
 HorusFive: https://clips.twitch.tv/SaltyWittyDelicataGingerPower--cpeVTjs3pbwfHby
 Heckhoundbolt: Because Disney owing the Simpsons is not weird
 red_shoes_jeff: NOOOOOO
Angreed66: Apple won't buy disney
 KaleidoscopeMind: nooo
SaxPython: 
 bytecaster: As is customary, if a big company wants to buy another big company now, Ubisoft has to get a little part as a treat though
 GhostValv: 
 Radyin: Could we do five games at advanced difficulty?
DigitalSeahorse:   
 Ryxiene: 
Pal_Friendpatine: Rumored that Apple might buy Hulu
 TehAmelie: can you taunt on the podium?
Boon_33: the important part is you all DNF'd together as a team.
 TehAmelie: maybe too late
 WiJohn: Jobs land?
Jensling: Would that be in Appleachia?
SquidVorb: iLand
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So vascular
Boon_33: get swole
Boon_33: ball in goal
 Mr_Horrible: Luke Sullivan, is that you?
 TehAmelie: gains like the Hulk
 Rhynerd: “Shut the fuck up my dear watson” mode.
Atarra: goodbye ball
 JonnyGlitched: my ball doesn't fit
Atarra: 2 swole
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Spherical Jonny Bravo!
 Lysander_salamander: yay
 Ryxiene: 
DigitalSeahorse: 
 JonnyGlitched: that's my secret, I'm always stressed
 JonnyGlitched: combined with my bipolar diagnosis my life expectency is about -5
 Mr_Horrible: just gum-gum that shit
 StreetRach: Watch me whip, and watch me nay nay.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @JonnyGlitched If that could give super powers I think most of chat would be Doctor Manhattan levels
 Shparky2197: Hi all, just came from watching the preprerelease, man I missed catching these relatively recently after they come out. Thanks guys, that was awesome
 TehAmelie: gummi gummi cannon
 Fanklok: Wouldn't it be easier to get a bionic demon arm?
 spawnofhastur: that's basically what MLB pitchers do. There's a reason Tommy John surgeries are almost universal
Boon_33: DNF
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Dude
 spawnofhastur: It involves removing a ligament from somewhere else in the body and using it to replace the worn out ligament in the pitching arm Alex
 Drasvin: Is this the mythical Windmill Slam?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That is such rude placement
DigitalSeahorse: >.<
 Mattmitchell45: No True Saiyan Coke Freestyle
 GhostValv: Oofa
 JonnyGlitched: last place is still placing
Boon_33: 
DigitalSeahorse: 
 JRandomHacker: One in three MLB pitchers gets Tommy John surgery
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That seems like a good quote
Angreed66: you can't go full windmill you have to be a two body system
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @JRandomHacker Is that rotator cuff or elbow?
 Kaaannaaa: Throwing a baseball is one of the most dangerous activities known to man
 Gekyouryuu: "all of my armaments are legaments"
 Mr_Horrible: "Sir you've run out of ligaments"
 JonnyGlitched: we exploit professional athlete's bodies
 spawnofhastur: Elbow
 TemporallyAwry: Until they learn how to grow generic ligaments - then things are going to get weird.
DigitalSeahorse: dangit Ian
 Fanklok: If a tree doesn't fall on me I'll live till I die
 GhostValv: Oof
 Heckhoundbolt: Damn Ian
 rosesmcgee: Ian dropping some science
 JonnyGlitched: that's stoicism
 JRandomHacker: @Thefluffiestguineapig Elbow
DigitalSeahorse: for me all of Lrr members have made it
 bytecaster: A new promising genre
DigitalSeahorse: 
 JonnyGlitched: that philosophy is at least 3000 years old Ian
 Gekyouryuu: LRR-gan's Run
 Nigouki: Shounen Ai, Shoujo Ai, and now Shogun Ai
 Mr_Horrible: "Best if used before..."
 GhostValv: D:
DigitalSeahorse: no made it as in a good goal
 Sorator13: 
patrick_stonecrusher: Life Day! Renew!
 spawnofhastur: that's a quote if i ever heard one
 Mr_Horrible: Live Slug Reaction
Boon_33: It's been all downhill since the ball-kicking robot
 Mr_Horrible: *shotgun cocking noise*
 HadesLeprechaun: Everyone asked Ben to show them how to do it and he did, but no one listened!
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/EasyOpenLadiesNinjaGrumpy-T7fcUDBN2u0jDoMd
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Maximum galaxy brain strat: all the trash talk!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: But only friendly trash talk
 Mr_Horrible: "They sought his wisdom but could not comprehend his words"
DigitalSeahorse: sure that way
gogt200: The buffest bunny.
DigitalSeahorse: woop
DigitalSeahorse: wat
DigitalSeahorse: oh
DigitalSeahorse: the auto out of bounds thing
 Rhynerd: Could you use the taunt to go under that low blocker?
DigitalSeahorse: 
 SymphonicLolita: bruh
 Lord_Hosk: GLITCH!
 Tangsm: So this would go from a piggy back to a choke hold?
 laikagoat: wtf
 CaptainSpam: WAIT WHAT
DigitalSeahorse: it worked!
 bytecaster: Wait what?
 control_rig: hax
Boon_33: the thrusting method!
 DrLigmaPhD: New hat:Fractal Babies
SaxPython: no_clip
 Rhynerd: Bug request fulfiilled
 betweenmyself: The most violent ball thrusting ever witnessed. 
Boon_33: that technique actually explains how Nelson has kids.
 Diabore: has to be full wood iirc
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, it's a whole thing
 Sorator13: That does sound very much like baseball
SaxPython: gang gang?
DigitalSeahorse: ohno
 Ryxiene: 
 SymphonicLolita: noooope
 Diabore: no "foreign substances"
 Arclight_Dynamo: Looking it up, the CFL balls having sensors in them mean that players can't keep balls or throw them to fans. Celebrations are okay.
 DrLigmaPhD: Kinky
 Sorator13: actively opposing technological advancement
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TetraRay: omg no please no
 pn55: Cursed
 Tangsm: So do the cuffs prevent taunts?
 definenull: F
 Diabore: 
 JRandomHacker: _boop_
 omdorastrix: miaw
 Sorator13: 
Atarra: even the alien looked sad
DigitalSeahorse: welp
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is the disadvantage of going firsts
SquidVorb: That sounds like Taskmaster
 Gekyouryuu: I'm remembering a GREAT thing I saw on tumblr: https://64.media.tumblr.com/a99918e8e4045b7067bc92b5ef172e9b/44bc00e235510a02-76/s1280x1920/09ffe4b4f0a8558748d5c836b7fbf254f548a074.jpg
 Dog_of_Myth: 
DigitalSeahorse: not bad
 definenull: im noticing a trend here
Atarra: XD
 CaptainSpam: Ben still with a commanding lead!
 pn55: 
 Suffix: We Glurpin?
Bruceski: "So you're doing the 100m crawl you trained for, but the pool is pudding."
 Sorator13: @Gekyouryuu oh dear
  TStodden: Takashi's Castle has been revived, which is known for randomness & difficulty.
 ALLxISxLOST: Introduces someone to glurp: "So how do you play?" "Play? No no, this is suffering, with style"
DigitalSeahorse: xD
 pn55: How?!
TetraRay: LOL
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: there's that Glurp magic
 Thefluffiestguineapig: VICTORY
Ryxiene:   
 CaptainSpam: Ben, DOMINATING!
EldarLuin: *chef kiss*
 control_rig: Oh God. I'm seeing spots
AdamTheIndividual: why is this sooo funny!?!?! I'm crying
  MrPhlip: 
DigitalSeahorse: 
 definenull: yeet
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Are the separated by centimeteres or milimeters
Ryxiene:    
 Sorator13: They asked Ben to show them how to do it again, and he did!~
TheAinMAP: This is a game of centimeters.
Jensling: Nice on!
 betweenmyself: Tight grouping here today at Glurp Stadium
 underhill33: my cheeks hurt
 KeytarCat: He can't keep getting away with this!
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
 Rhynerd: It’s a game of millimeters
 definenull: beej is the 1%
 CaptainSpam: And Beej is done with these shenanigans!
SaxPython: respectt
 HorusFive: Gaming!
 MadWolf1290: Glurp nighs are the best
 omdorastrix: my face huirts
Ryxiene: 
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
DigitalSeahorse: nice
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The laughing disadvantage of it's so funny your opponents can't see for the laughing
Ryxiene: You got this Nell!
 KeytarCat: Whoever called Ben in third...
 mrMorphius: "That's going to be like 3rd place"
Boon_33: let's go nelly! bocce that ball!
Atarra: gotta land the *ball* not the you
 TehAmelie: i fear might have woken my neighbors with laughing :U
Ryxiene: 
 pn55: 
 SymphonicLolita: https://clips.twitch.tv/SparklyCrispyManateeSpicyBoy-dtgZUzoFxZl1p-nh
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Diabore: htf is ben 4th 
 Seth_Erickson: Good form Good form 
 Rhynerd: Still top 3
 LithelyUnshod: I have hiccups now
 DrLigmaPhD: I love that in this event the audience sees jack shit in the stands
 fastlane250: Pocket Sun: The portable celestial body that endlessly bullies you!
 Rhynerd: Do you need proper lighting to spin a wheel?
 Diabore: one leg seems against the spirit
Angreed66: the trick is to hold the ground with one
 Diabore: RIP to a king
SaxPython: o7
Angreed66: otherwise that happens
 CaptainSpam: o7 Bob Barker
EricTheOrange: LRR peaked in 2012
 betweenmyself: He’s in heaven now, with all the bits that were removed from people’s pets 
  MrPhlip: I'll back your slide, if you know what i mean
 omdorastrix: it only rolls back to 0 you can't go negative
forthehoard: @EricTheOrange You are not a fan of glirp
DigitalSeahorse: 
  Juliamon: Beej
DigitalSeahorse: diddle
 GhostValv: Nope
 Thefluffiestguineapig: These are strats
solarsheeptoken: * spits out Glurp *
 betweenmyself: The dance craze of the sumemr
 betweenmyself: *summer
DigitalSeahorse: scroll wheel
 bytecaster: Is this actual "dingling of a bingle"?
 TheWanderingNomad: Lali-how-goes-the-GLURP-ho folks o/
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @solarsheeptoken Be careful it might have shifted the properties of your spit
  Juliamon: Or you can just dance, I guess
Boon_33: great dance moves
 Diabore: beej off by 1
 control_rig: Ooooooh!
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Atarra: flail harder! XD
 randombillfolds: Sometimes you just want to put your own spin on the wheel.
 TheAwkes: I think this one is a half A press.
 Seth_Erickson: I like that nelly gave his sun a high five first
Ryxiene: 
 pn55: Nice!
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: just normal hurdles. innocent hurdles.
 KeytarCat: 4.02 it blaze!
DigitalSeahorse: until they throw stuff in
 Diabore: egg shape
 Sorator13: The description "Hurdles will slow you down." makes me think they'll, like, animate and attack you
DigitalSeahorse: 
 omdorastrix: I cast magic missile
 Sorator13: 
 TehAmelie: the athletes are largely indestructible, but the hurdles are coated in a powerful muscle relaxant
 bytecaster: Lets "durdle those hurdles"
 Its_VeeBot: > get ye hurdle
 Suffix: Oh No..oooo....
 Dragonality: If you ate the hurdles, turn to page 264
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie Topical muscle relaxant could in some ways be very tech
 control_rig: Zoooooom
 Suffix: How do the hurdles interact with intoxicants?
 SnackPak_: 
TetraRay: oh wow
 Dog_of_Myth: So close
 MadWolf1290: and ACROSS THE LINE
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Bounce!!
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 TheDailyMapleSyrup: Hasn’t the government of Canada legalized eating hurdles
TheAinMAP: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hit that Nos!!!
  MrPhlip: Second place by 3 frames
 Fanklok: As long as you get all y our concussion out by 40 you're fine
Kumakaori: alex gets flavor win
 SnackPak_: nice lean into the finish
 Sorator13: by the nose!
DigitalSeahorse:  points for style
 Lysander_salamander: 
 NotCainNorAbel: 500 - thanks for the laugh workout
 Sorator13: now THAT's what I call a friday night!
 Suffix: Once, Ben. Don't have Acne anymore eaither.
 mrMorphius: Motorboat the finish line
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: You ever just make out with a gelatinous cube oh god my flesh my flesh is gone
 control_rig: There HAS to be one
  Juliamon: ooh depilatory cubes
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: robots are the ultimate lovers
 red_shoes_jeff: I feel like I've seen one...
 Rhynerd: Almost guaranteed.
 DrLigmaPhD: Golems
 DrLigmaPhD: Modron
 laikagoat: modrons
 Arclight_Dynamo: *Sigh* Gelatinous pube.
 randombillfolds: Gluntch Date.
 Driosenth: There is always room in your life for a gelatinous cube
 ThirdGames: Inevitables too
 Suffix: Arclight.
 SquareDotCube: Somewhere in some version of He-Man, that's Skeletor's origin: tried to make out with a gelatinous cube
 StreetRach: Sticking your face in a gelatinous cube? Roll for acid damage.
 eric_christian_berg: How about an Autognome?
 KaleidoscopeMind: perfect 5x5x5 cube
 CaptainSpam: The Modren Men?  Like Styx?
 NewtyNewts: At least it isn't Gelatinous Lube
DAC169: D&D dating sim? isn't that Baldur's Gate 3?
 omdorastrix: @Arclight_Dynamo Ruin a classic D&D monster by changing one letter?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Thirst MOnster
 red_shoes_jeff: Aren't modrons like, clockwork cyclops owls?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Arclight_Dynamo I don't think you deserve the same banishment as sauce did for some cursed jokes but a lesser sentence of the same type
 Arclight_Dynamo: @Suffix I *said* "sigh"!
 Gekyouryuu: Thrust Monster
 Its_VeeBot: @NewtyNewts I feel like most lube is gelatinous?
 Sorator13: @DAC169 well, you can't bang most of the monsters in that one... (yet?)
  MrPhlip: I have it on good authority that modrons are perfectly willing to wear a burlap sack
 I_Am_Clockwork: realistic libs, like Ultron
 I_Am_Clockwork: lips*
 control_rig: Strats!
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: ya ever seen a raccoon fly?
 TheWanderingNomad: Mother of God
 matthaus_c: shuffle cats have turned the town hall into a flight academy
 Gekyouryuu: oh, the Armored Core grip!
 asthanius: Oh, the Armored Core grip
 DrLigmaPhD: Gelatinous Cubes are high on the list of DnD monsters to domesticate
 SK__Ren: No. Jump good
josh___something: OH god, shufflecats can air dodge
 Dragonality: Ian: A finger on everything
 Mattmitchell45: Is Ian doing Armored Core?
 Rhynerd: @matthaus_c which one?
 GhostValv: The AC grip
 matthaus_c: @Rhynerd yes
DigitalSeahorse: hurdling down the way
gogt200: I just realized in the shrink round Nelly had an even smaller alien on his head.
protojman: use one hurdle to knock down the others
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Burlap is that one guy from the RE4 playthrough
Ryxiene: 
DigitalSeahorse: boxing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
Atarra: eeeeghhh
 Fanklok: I did some cursory research and Monster Camp is some form of monster dating game
 MAPBoardgames: Burlap! I remember that piece of s#it from the UFW Autumnal Rumble
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This event it all is a matter of how negative the effects are
 serramarkov: I hope to see more Dice Friends.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Neutral is your best possibility
CompSciJedi: Oh hey, it's my local UPS office 
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: so this is why getting packages takes so long, now.
Ryxiene: 
Atarra: yeet that box
 betweenmyself: Ben scooting in anger
Ryxiene: 
Atarra: @CompSciJedi lol
 Lysander_salamander: 
 Its_VeeBot: "No! Ben no! Bad Ben!
 Toxxick: The patented "UPS man in a tornado" strat
  MrPhlip: We left your package in a safe location
Ryxiene:  
 saucemaster5000: amazon employees have it hard
 Dog_of_Myth: 
protojman: *raise arm* no come back
 asthanius: United States Postal Ska
CompSciJedi: "We attempted to deliver your package, but no one was home"
 Zanzabar_: is this the death stranding re-imagining?
 CaptainSpam: Graham Yager?!?
 asthanius: YEAGER
 Sorator13: BEN
 red_shoes_jeff: YEAGER
 saucemaster5000: Imagine seeing this fellow bringing your ps5 to the door
 Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 Its_VeeBot: Serge's long lost brother
 Rhynerd: Not zero
 Gekyouryuu: who's going to tell Kathleen that Serge stole her man?
patrick_stonecrusher: Next you'll call someone 'chat' 
 asthanius: "My dearest Serge, I write to you from the front lines"
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Atarra: -gentle stacking-
 betweenmyself: OCD mode
 betweenmyself: MUST STACK BOXES
  MrPhlip: !addquote (Ben) [now] I often find myself thinking of Serge.
  LRRbot: New quote #8636: "I often find myself thinking of Serge." —Ben [2023-08-28]
 omdorastrix: Graham "Yager" Stark
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/BusyRichRuffBleedPurple-QElwQXUEFGMb5PqR
 MadWolf1290: go Taz on it
 saucemaster5000: Rowr! I'm so smart!
 Fanklok: I want to se this one with the bomb rain
 Drasvin: !findquote box
  LRRbot: Quote #5922: "'I assume there is some form of box text.' 'There's so much box text.'" —Bengineering and Kathleen [2019-03-18]
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Now we know
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NO
DigitalSeahorse: F
Garfman314: 
 haltben2514: Graham (Hoops) “Yager” Stark
Atarra: :C
TheAinMAP: 
 Lysander_salamander: so bouncy
 rosesmcgee: "Just gonna go ape shit" - the man responsible for getting the shipments out the door
CompSciJedi: ROBBED
 Thefluffiestguineapig: ROBBED!!
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Sorator13: Cameron: Goodbye!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Maximum rude vibes
DigitalSeahorse: 
Atarra: he's gone rabid!
 BusTed: \  /
 mrMorphius: 
 Dog_of_Myth:  
DigitalSeahorse:  arm
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Hanging on the edge of tomorrow
 Its_VeeBot:  <(HA HA, ONE!)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That is the perfect soundtrack
 Rhynerd: On the board
 iris_of_ether: 
 Gascitygaming: it IS sonic's 30th anniversary
 Diabore: i love glurp nights
 Toxxick: You ever see a rodent gyrate so fast as to overcome several fundamental forces of nature?
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: @Thefluffiestguineapig very fine work from the first American to ever work on Sonic
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: @Toxxick yeah
 SnackPak_: 
 Rhynerd: Also, I love how LRR trying to sing that song together sounded a bit like the time Alex played it from his phone during PY
 Rhynerd: *PT
Boon_33: Get in your home, are you too good for your home!
DigitalSeahorse:  
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 BusTed: 
TheAinMAP: 
 control_rig: That was great.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Toxxick In what way? I'm positive that happened in some W+P nonsense
 MadWolf1290: GLURP
 mrMorphius:  
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: ya glurped, ya burped
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That was so good
 bytecaster: My lungs hurt
 SymphonicLolita: g l o r p
Boon_33: Congratulations!
  TStodden: Time to go to Glurpieland?
DigitalSeahorse:    
 GhostValv:   
SytYoshi: thanks for the stream.  See you at PAX.
 control_rig: I got light-headed
 Shparky2197: Glad to be here
 Thefluffiestguineapig: My face hurts but it's so awesome
Ryxiene: Thank you for the hilarious stream xD
EldarLuin: 
 Rhynerd: thanks for the glurp!
 Jobot180: Just got here in time for the end. To the vod!
 MAPBoardgames: They Glurped So hard. They should take a break and have a nice, glurp.
 Texan_Reverend: !patreon
frogomb: Thank you LRR for the glurpening
  LRRbot: 2755 patrons for a total of $21,379.56 per month. https://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
 Texan_Reverend: !store
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 red_shoes_jeff: I drank a whole bottle of Glurp during this very stream!
 StreetRach: Engage the algorithm.
 Shparky2197: Thanks again for the awesome preprerelease!
 CaptainSpam: Do The Money Thing™!
 bytecaster: "bingle the dingle" on Youtube.
patrick_stonecrusher: GIVE DOUGHLERZ
 Sorator13: ty for stream friends!
 SymphonicLolita: as opposed to dead ones
 Diabore: wat up
 Its_VeeBot: Wazzup
 asthanius: not much, streamer
 Mattmitchell45: Hey Graham!
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: I'm more of a kidney
 StreetRach: the ceiling
 wastetalent: wassap
Boon_33: Thanks for the stream!
 Nigouki: suuuuuuuuuup
 Suffix: Ben, we need to talk. As you liver.
 Texan_Reverend: !schedule
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 niccus: if you wanna be my liver
 midnightcurryjazz: This was a good stream to be high for
SquidVorb: Not yet Graham
 Shparky2197: People who are here right now
Ryxiene: Live a live RRs
 Its_VeeBot: What are we, chopped liver?
 Drasvin: !findquote liver
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 LordZarano: What are we, chopped liver?
 definenull: sup fellow hepato-people
 red_shoes_jeff: As your liver, I advise against this.
 TemporallyAwry: Charger Creeper Adventures 
 sheqesi: We're liver, so something is going to happen?
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh I watched Iron Pineapple play that, it looked sick actuall;y
 ALLxISxLOST: Canon Events?
TheAinMAP: There will be at least one charged Creeper.
 LordZarano: @Its_VeeBot *Hi five*
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Ben is actually not joking.
DigitalSeahorse:  sesame
 Shparky2197: Game theory did a really good video on it
DigitalSeahorse: sesawho? sesame!
 Mr_Horrible: surprisingly not a cash-grab
 Gekyouryuu: it looks like it's Sesame Street Horror, then it's mostly actually Sesame Street
 kynelwynn: It's like Resident Evil, but.. with puppets
 Rhynerd: It’s like an old Resident Evil as an FPS
patrick_stonecrusher: Paying for saves still sucks tho
 Mr_Horrible: have the PTSD discussion with the giant frog puppet that can't turn corners
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: @Mr_Horrible that was sure something
 SymphonicLolita: gyarbag
 MAPBoardgames: It wasn't about rescuing a princess... was about nuclear weapons the whole time.
 Sorator13: ISn't Candyland just the new Magic set?
 eric_christian_berg: Why do you have to make everything a dark carnival of the soul?
 TheWanderingNomad: GAR BAGE DAY
 iris_of_ether:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: GARBAGE DAY
 Rhynerd: stand against the devil!
 Mattmitchell45: Trails is always cute
 Drasvin:   
 Shparky2197: W+P hype!
 SymphonicLolita: machi koro
 Its_VeeBot: Il Cartographer, he's gonna draw a new map
 bytecaster: When are we getting to trains again?
 Mattmitchell45: Get to learn about US National Parks
forthehoard: The natural progress of game
 Sorator13: Risk comes shortly before Fallout, I think
 omdorastrix: Trails - Tiny town - ... - Twilight Imperium
 Gekyouryuu: Graham, do you think it's possible to make an entirely Big Foot themed W+P? Call it Squatch and Play?
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: ah, high school.
 Pteraspidomorphi: That does sound like Tokaido
 KeytarCat: Cartographers was great to play with stream
shadowmaster132: Cartographers was great to play along with too
 Sorator13: Beej had flashbacks, lol
 ALLxISxLOST: @Sorator13 At what point does 40k come in?
 transcoder_: Heard this one before. "Merely do everything I ask and I shall be your slave."
 matthaus_c: Join James Jingleheimer Schmidt
 Sorator13: @ALLxISxLOST After Dune, before Star Wars
 Shparky2197: I am so keen for WoE
loufghyslaufey: Yes. There will be James. It be almost... "eventless"?(!)
 SymphonicLolita: WoE, magic be upon ye
patrick_stonecrusher: 🙋‍♂️l can eat free pizza!
 bytecaster: It is nice of Wizards to put the event on the LRRMTG day.
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: 3/5
 TehAmelie: thanks so much for the stream
 Rhynerd: @sorator13 Depends on if LRR has any Horus Heresy games or not
 MadWolf1290: Ian that's a dangerous statement
 Its_VeeBot: Enforcer here: Please do not.
 matthaus_c: *rips mask off Wilds Of Eldraine*  Old Man Brother's War?!
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: You wake up restrained in a basement. "Welcome to Tinker Tailor Solder Fry. Can you escape?"
 Sorator13: Ian's going to finally do his flamethrower stream
 TemporallyAwry: "If you can find me" is not the best thing to challenge the internet 
 Mr_Horrible: not yet, thank god
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: Traffic cone
 Texan_Reverend: Salt circle!
 ghyllnox: Bring a sewing kit and be a cosplay hospital
 MAPBoardgames: cv\
 JosephDeath: There are these weird Zoox cars...
 Mattmitchell45: Johnny!
 TheWanderingNomad: Whose Ben main in GG?
 Mr_Horrible: Well maybe if you stopped blaming the beasts, Ben...
 Gekyouryuu: how long until y'all play Melty Blood from the bathroom?
 matthaus_c: who's gonna be the Brisket main
 Sorator13: oooh, mono white!!
 betweenmyself: Ballz 3D, you cowards
 HadesLeprechaun: yoooo very exciting
 Sorator13: well, we also need a mono-brown commander night, no?
 SymphonicLolita: o o f
  Juliamon: Wheeler got a crash course in GG lore yesterday, was a fun time
 TheWanderingNomad: HORNER
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 NewtyNewts: uh.
 Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c everyone is a Brisket main in their hearts
 ghyllnox: 
DigitalSeahorse: spl-
 rosesmcgee: Jesus Christ
 MadWolf1290: I A N
 KaleidoscopeMind: uh
 Mattmitchell45:   
 BusTed: mmhm
 Thefluffiestguineapig: There's the capital all Ian
 ghyllnox: You have to have Cam on that one
 midnightcurryjazz: at least wheeler is gay
 Gekyouryuu: so Cam's not playing?
EricTheOrange: look we can only have Cameron on so many times
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Mr_Horrible: @Juliamon "Whaddya MEAN That Man is a proper noun???"
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Rhynerd: @juliamon was it on a stream?
  Juliamon: Rhynerd Yep, there's a VOD
 HadesLeprechaun: @Sorator13 would have been not terribly varied just a couple years ago, but they've printed enough legendary colorless creatures now that this could actually be fun and not just all eldrazi
 Mattmitchell45: Oh like, The Crap Bracket
DigitalSeahorse: woo neat
 Rhynerd: @juliamon I should go watch that vod
 shendaras: 20th anniversary!?
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: So I assume much like the FF7 remaster it will totally change and recontextualize the original
DigitalSeahorse: where we go to vote?
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: and also be about environmnetal terrorirsm
 bytecaster: @Mattmitchell45 Or Crappet if you will
 Texan_Reverend: !discord
  LRRbot: LRR has an official Discord server! And you don't even need to be subbed or anything! You can join here: https://discord.gg/lrr
 HorusFive: So nice you'll watch it tiwce
 Texan_Reverend: !mastodon
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 HorusFive: *twice
 Sorator13: @HadesLeprechaun Right? Like there's an eldrazi deck, and probably you could make at least two legendary artifact creature decks, and something for the fourth one?
 CouldntPickAUsername: It's LRR's 30th Sonic
 betweenmyself: 20 AnnivLRRsary
DigitalSeahorse: ah
 CaptainSpam: 20th anniversary, meaning we're due for LRRcon 2! 
 Mattmitchell45: Is Wheeler starting up again on Sunday?
 StreetRach: Your local polling place
 TemporallyAwry: What is time 
theonlybarber: OOOF i'm old 
 Gekyouryuu: weird to think LRR has existed for more of my life than not, even if I've only known it for about half my life
 Heckhoundbolt: Pokemon Go to the polls
 Mr_Horrible: time's inexorable march continues to surprise everyone
 Shparky2197: Anyway, heading off now. Hope you have a great night over there! See ya!
 Sorator13: Thank you for extending the voting time, yeah
 eric_christian_berg: Good to hear. I'll be running Delta Green. 
 Earthenone: wheeler is going to gameboy color pokemon on sunday i belive
 Mr_Horrible: 9am Sunday is a myth
  Juliamon: He's already regretting the new timeslot
 matthaus_c: new card slot
 Fanklok: AM???? What human is awake for that
 rogerivany: There's an am on weekends?
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: @Juliamon it's a bold choice
 matthaus_c: life begins at noon change my mind
 Texan_Reverend: !mastodon
  LRRbot: LoadingReadyRun is now on Mastodon! You can find them at kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun, and LRRMtG at kind.social/@LRRMTG
 Earthenone: !mastodon
  LRRbot: LoadingReadyRun is now on Mastodon! You can find them at kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun, and LRRMtG at kind.social/@LRRMTG
 SymphonicLolita: mast of dawns
  Juliamon: ooh Beej on Jackbox
 bytecaster: Beej is jacking the boxes in front of a live audience?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The goat with deal with it glasses is amazing
TheAinMAP: 
 Mr_Horrible: 3 years, only SOME of which has been from jaill
 Drasvin: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: isekai Timbits
 ALLxISxLOST:   
 Texan_Reverend: There will be a Kind.Social meetup on Sunday with some LRR fans.
 matthaus_c: @Mr_Horrible I was corrupted! 
 red_shoes_jeff: The one year!
patrick_stonecrusher:   
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c and we're so proud of you for it 
 red_shoes_jeff: Drink More, Question Sleep.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is Code Indigo like danger level Dolphin?
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: @red_shoes_jeff but enough about Friday
 red_shoes_jeff: 100
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ceilingegg!!!!
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: I'm shocked this sit he first ceilingegg
Meark subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 104 months!
 Meark: Oh hey this window.
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Meark! (Today's storm count: 95)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I think I either missed my callout or they got distracted by a goof
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: ten years
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: hoabbajobba
 SymphonicLolita: dabits
 Gekyouryuu: LRR's been able to be subbed to for half its life
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: dabbits!!!
 Dog_of_Myth:   
 StreetRach: okay byeee
 Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
head_cannon: Thanks for the stream!
 Texan_Reverend: Have a good evening, y'all.
 matthaus_c: @Gekyouryuu desperately trying to portmanteau half-life and LRR
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: BEN
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: OH GOD
 SymphonicLolita: :0 they're gone!!
theonlybarber: BEN
 SnackPak_: I'll miss LRR
 itira: 
 red_shoes_jeff: BEN WHERE ARE YOU!?
 itira: hahaha
 matthaus_c: 
 BusTed: 
 StreetRach:   
 ALLxISxLOST:   
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Suffix: Oh no
 Amoxxycillin: @Thefluffiestguineapig i didnt see my name either (thinking emoji)
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: trhey vanished...
theonlybarber: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 betweenmyself: Chat has zero object permanence! 
 emberBecky: perfect cut
 CaptainSpam: D'OH GOD MY OBJECT PERMANENCE
 shendaras: Oh I don't like this =(  Bring them back.
TheAinMAP: 
DigitalSeahorse: red shoes Jeff reminds me of a college instructor I had for audio
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Object Permanence!!
 Its_VeeBot: 10/10 signoff, no notes
 Drasvin:   
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: Paul still here
 Amoxxycillin: peekaboo!!!
 red_shoes_jeff: 
 Fanklok: I'll miss Ben
 Mr_Horrible: thanks for the laughs, gang. Shame we'll never see you again 
 Its_VeeBot: I can't believe LRR is gone forever 
DigitalSeahorse:     
 shendaras: And it was their 20th anniversary, too.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks for great stream, thanks for fun chat!
thebrainnopinky: They will be missed
 SymphonicLolita: https://clips.twitch.tv/BrainyDeterminedCocoaDxAbomb-FwbrAwEXXQV_iN_a
 matthaus_c: I'm waiting for the peek-a-boo 
 red_shoes_jeff: @Fanklok You will with that attitude. Target practice, tomorrow morning!
 iris_of_ether: https://clips.twitch.tv/BoredLongHeronHassanChop-CiOef19Jt-x2zXzZ
 Skye_Nighthawk:   
 Fanklok: I look forward to that being hte last clip of the highlight reel
 Heckhoundbolt: https://clips.twitch.tv/DeafBelovedTaroVoHiYo-_BeXeXJm4-cb4fuA
 evil_h2o_elf: Oh, so we all clipped it.  Good.  https://clips.twitch.tv/PeacefulTenaciousGarlicPanicVis-XOBSebNGzGp2tPPO
 matthaus_c: !previous
  LRRbot: Sorry, I can only see the future.
loufghyslaufey: !future
loufghyslaufey: @LRRbot ....Kind of sus, ngl.
loufghyslaufey: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno, and Serge continue their journey towards collecting every item in Vanilla Survival Minecraft. Game: Minecraft) at Tue 10:00 AM PDT (13:47 from now).
 matthaus_c: ~lasttoot
DideRobot: LRR: Time to Cross the Streams! Tonight we will find out once and for all: When should you Drink more Glurp? (spoiler: Always) https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | 3 hours, 11 minutes ago | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/110969964138320190
loufghyslaufey: Kay, had to be sure...
 matthaus_c: ahhh, Diderobot can see the future
 matthaus_c: past?
 matthaus_c: past.
 LordZarano: !after
 LordZarano: !afternext
  LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/schedule for a Google Calendar version.
DigitalSeahorse: !alex
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