Talking Simulator || En Garde!

 KeytarCat: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: the office sweatband
 KeytarCat: !findquote sweat
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 KeytarCat: huh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The question that disturbs me is has that ever been washed
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !findquote band
  LRRbot: Quote #616: "Stab *** is my Cannibal Corpse cover band." —Alex [2015-08-28]
 KeytarCat: !findquote office
 KeytarCat: oop, triggered the timeout
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Did the timeout trigger because it returned the same no matching quotes result?
  Juliamon: It has a request-per-minute limit
  Juliamon: two requests per minute, regardless of whether they pull any results
 Earthenone: 
Haroldholmes25: wait it's going offline?
trebuchetboy: noooo 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: My Friendly Neighborhood) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (25s from now).
TheAinMAP: Signal?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Damnit!
trebuchetboy: just missed lets nope 
 saucemaster5000: Good stream! Really fun one
 Thefluffiestguineapig: There's the soundtrack so lrrSignal?
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
EricTheOrange: the boys and their tech issues
 quasi79fu: wait imissed lets nope??
  Juliamon: Stream info is also wrong
loufghyslaufey: How dare stream interrupt a session of Spanish(!?) Fencing- wait, this- ....This is "offline".
 KV1NN4: Aw man I'm late?
 rosesmcgee: Going offline? Uh oh, looks like G finally gave Ben and Adam the sack...
 quasi79fu: but i wanted to see ending of game
EricTheOrange: James isn't involved but I'm still gonna hashtag blamejames
some_callmetim: @rosesmcgee what's in the sack?
trebuchetboy: @patrick_stonecrusher 
loufghyslaufey: Did- they "time walk" their way here? 
  Juliamon: all that work put into the going-live toot, and everything else got left to the wayside
 kumatsu: I'm here to see the David puppet I heard about
 rosesmcgee: @some_callmetim An extended, unpayed vacation
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 quasi79fu: juliamon..is lets nope reallly done???
 Nigouki: Going off🦀
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 Hey sauce! I made my first batch of suki yaki!! The advice about not getting dashi was spot on and I used extra white wine I had from a previous recipe and it turned out great!! Baby bok choy is so clutch for adding volume and also being amazing
  Juliamon: quasi79fu No, it's just the wrong scene
 quasi79fu: thank you
 quasi79fu: Sorrry
 quasi79fu: I get confused at times
   LoadingReadyRun: woop
  Juliamon: It's also not Talking Sim, despite the stream info
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 saucemaster5000: @Thefluffiestguineapig Hell yeah! Yeah bok choy rules, stronger flavor than people think
 quasi79fu: i brb?? i want food for stream??
 quasi79fu: OK//
 spo8n: @LoadingReadyRun woop woop!
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 GhostValv:   
 rosesmcgee: We was just cracking wise. The only show getting drastically rescheduled is Is This Your Card
loufghyslaufey: I actually didn't mind the fencing portions of Talking Sim. More games should be like that.
EricTheOrange: @LoadingReadyRun shoop-da-woop! amirite fellow 2000s kids
 azninsect: spoops!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Getting back on track! At least I hope these more normal tech issues arent as problematic as "oops, those two mods borked the whole thing"
patrick_stonecrusher: Geez, you could have warned us we were gonna be time traveling!  Now l gotta eat a bunch of riboflavin
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loufghyslaufey: Like, not so brutish? Half as comical?  light-hearted sparring?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 For sure, having that and mushrooms as most of the bulk made it great for leftovers because I could just stick it in the pan with enough warashita and broth mix to reup the liquid and leave it to simmer while I did my whole routine in the morning
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 saucemaster5000: @Thefluffiestguineapig   good food hacks
 quasi79fu: i got food...i ready
ReaperTitan152001: It Sat's its spoopy time on screen but the description says talking sim... which is it?
 KeytarCat: um nums!  UM NUMS!
  Juliamon: It's Nope
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 quasi79fu: Puppet time
 KeytarCat: Timmy McSpookums
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 For sure! I will keep you posted on what I decide to try next month (that's when I know my SNAP will reup and I will have the energy to search for different things)
  Juliamon: they forgot to update the info before going live
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  Juliamon: 
loufghyslaufey: told not to "food" after eating. sharing clocks/timestamps/schedules with et cetra...
DoodlestheGreat: Yes, it's fixed now
 Mr_Horrible: I've not been here for the start of stream for this game before, but this music isn't what I'd have expected
 quasi79fu: Do you think we are really teh puppet??
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat Indeed, they very much are
 saucemaster5000: @Thefluffiestguineapig Always love to chat food, and if you ever want recipe advice you know where to find me!
loufghyslaufey: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 o7 Sounds good!
 couchboyj: I loved the part when Nopius said it's Noping time and noped all over the place.
trebuchetboy:   Spoop  
 KeytarCat: I really should be asking my internet friends to share their hobbies
 couchboyj: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @couchboyj Honestly describes that just as accurately
ReaperTitan152001: 
 Mr_Horrible: now join hands, and let us nope
TheAinMAP: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW  
 quasi79fu: spooopy
 azninsect: 
TheAinMAP: 
MWGNZ: 
thefightnerd: i wonder who will audition as the third this week?
 BusTed: 
 gsyhiap: 
 BusTed: smooch
 Blakemcm: SMOOCH
 KV1NN4: HhhhhHHhhheeeelllooooh
 Blakemcm: this microphone stole my ride
trebuchetboy: Ol double shirt Ben @LoadingReadyRun
 quasi79fu: we startin offf great lol
 NotCainNorAbel: Duke Nukem?
GenericHerooo: Hi, everyone!    
 Mr_Horrible: These microphones blew up my ride...
 Gekyouryuu: which position? missionary? reverse cowgirl?
 MegaDosX: "Those alien bastards are going to pay for screwing up my ride"
frank_the_great: Howdy howdy
 saucemaster5000: That's a real good Jack Palance
plundypops: Hold the microphone with both hands
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @NotCainNorAbel Or Snake?
 CururuGuasu: ASMNope
 kumatsu: those microphone bastards shot up my ride
TetraRay:   
 Mr_Horrible: @Gekyouryuu they said "weird" so probs wheelbarrow or something
frank_the_great: We're right here
  Juliamon: We're right here
 couchboyj: In Soviet Let's Nope, Mic checks you!
frank_the_great: @Juliamon Good joke, chatter
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Literally the origins of that word
JuneBlue58: History comes from the greek word "Historia" which means "inquiry".
 quasi79fu: i can be seeeN??
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @couchboyj Specifically body checks
JuneBlue58: It is *not* a gendered word.
 SnackPak_: oops whoops
noSmokeFire: the last people in this studio were probably Heather and Ian, right?
 TheWriterAleph: another week, another wubloon
frank_the_great: Howdy howdy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We will remind you to avoid the wrath of Heather
 Mr_Horrible: Another Tuesday Another Dubloonsday
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @noSmokeFire Last was Talking Sim
 Blakemcm: yea the war thing, mah gawd
  Juliamon: btw Ben, have you labeled the controller with drift?
 quasi79fu: frogggy
frank_the_great: I hope it doesn't contain puppets, I hate puppets. Always feels like they're gonna come alive
 quasi79fu: and pupppers
TheAinMAP: 
loufghyslaufey: Ah, yes. The Muppet Yargle...
 PMAvers: He *did* get a purple heart...
trebuchetboy: Hey Ben double shirting again? 
 Gekyouryuu: Oscar the Vet suffering from PTSD
noSmokeFire: @Thefluffiestguineapig oh right
 GhostValv: ya kno in da wah
 Makrosian_Tae: It was pretty good tbh
 quasi79fu: not the gooo again
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @JuneBlue58 The origin is not gendered, I will give you that, but there have been a lot of things that made it incredibly gendered, especially post Scientific Revolution kinds of study
 Pharmacistjudge: and then my friend got hit by a wrench and then flew into space
Valbatross_: You say appointment viewing with the tone of a joke but I have literally had reminders on my phone for lets nope before
 GhostValv: 
loufghyslaufey: & they each ate "Jimmy"...
frank_the_great: Mario?
trebuchetboy: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: dear god
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Please no
 saucemaster5000: Too bad adam the shark is serving hard time
 quasi79fu: oh dear
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 He violated his parole somehow last week
 Dog_of_Myth: 
TetraRay: 
 raulghoulia: this is good character work
 TheWriterAleph: please never let this bit die
 quasi79fu: mario??
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben
 Thefluffiestguineapig: please Ben
 Mr_Horrible: they're ready for you, in the Green Room (not the movie)
 SnackPak_: it's nice ben took the mic with him
 TheAwkes: Ruffles!
loufghyslaufey: 
 Loa_Ayizan: After this interview you guys should do a bit
 TheAwkes: Had one of those... 33 years ago.
 azninsect: buh gawd bens hand has turned into a puppet!
 GhostValv: joyz
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 saucemaster5000: That's DOCTOR sir!
 Mr_Horrible: they *do* say that in Joysey
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Some of them do
 Pharmacistjudge: Jersey?  I thought he was from Brooklyn
frank_the_great: Ben's in trouble, Sir's got character
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Pharmacistjudge That is correct yup
 saucemaster5000: @Pharmacistjudge Same thing
 quasi79fu: ayyyyy
 Mr_Horrible: qwauuuurtuhs
 baltimore_667083: i need to find an arcade
 raulghoulia: Lyndon Johnson had dogs named Him and Her
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Isn't there still a couple of payphones in Jersey?
 CururuGuasu: I miss classic Gauntlet
thefightnerd: thats not how a new yorker says quarter. It's "qwahw-duh". Get it right, Canucks.
 GhostValv: 
Dalouer: whos interviewing who now?
 Mr_Horrible: I'd commit crimes for a Gauntlet Dark Legacy rerelease
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @raulghoulia LBJ also peed on a Secret Service agent
Drathak: where do you see yourself in five years
 quasi79fu: oh you can get a retro arcade sytem on xbox that has classsics like gaauntlet on it
Spanked42: Was so sure he was going to say deez nuts
 quasi79fu: i forget the name
 Pharmacistjudge: gauntlet dark legacy with online multiplayer
Dalouer: no wonder he only works half the time
 rosesmcgee: This puppet is the one beeping in 60 times a week
 e_bloc: he's on the leaderboard
 emberBecky: I'd be ok with every Let's Nope from now on starting with Adam interviewing a puppet
VoodontWoW: So this is what it's like when I joke about poutine, maple syrup, and moose to my Canadian friends?
 TheWriterAleph: B R O
 Thefluffiestguineapig: He would be part of a union as a train operator
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Dalouer: arms are THICK'
 quasi79fu: antstream arcade i looked it up
TetraRay: 
 azninsect: Let's be bakers and get DAT BREAD
frank_the_great:  
 Darleysam: grubbalubbalubbalubba MAKEUP
 Mr_Horrible: damn, Sir's got you dead to rights Adam
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben trying to grasp for gym stuff that isn't just Adam is amazing
 Blakemcm: eeeehhhh im liftin ovah heere
 Loa_Ayizan: Is that a bone in his pocket or is he just happy to see Adam?
frank_the_great: They died in the war
QuixoticScrivener: You can't ask questions about their family!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Blakemcm Honestly would respect that
 Mr_Horrible: lewd
 quasi79fu: oh boi
 MegaDosX: Send him to Telus
 Fanklok: I forgot to screw the lid on my blender bottle earlier today
 quasi79fu: uh oh
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
 GhostValv: D:
 FofoATL: LOL
NimrodXIV: nope nope nope
 SeaDiegoFC: HR HR
 MegaDosX: Oh that's a crimson flag
 quasi79fu: retreat retreat
Dalouer: ohh no im stuuuuuckk
 TheWriterAleph: Sir's gotta learn bout da TOS
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @SeaDiegoFC BEEEEEEEJ
 Mr_Horrible: *MGS alert  noise goes off in the HR office*
MichaelSnowbird: dont worry,he will call
 saucemaster5000: That is a power move to hit on your interviewer
 Rourke9: wakeup shakeup
 RoundTop7: Yeah, that shark is looking better and better
 quasi79fu: callll securtiy
 quasi79fu: LOL
 Mr_Horrible: "How'd it go" "I made an unfortunate reference"
frank_the_great: Wakeup shakeup
 Rourke9: HEY
 Saintnex: Sooo can we call back the bird?
 empyreon: ESCUSE ME
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Upstate New York specifically body disposal
 raulghoulia: isn't Jacob from New York?
 saucemaster5000: we already have Jacob
 Mr_Horrible: I also love that he said he's from Joysey and Adam reads that as *upstate* NY
 lamina5432: we have enough of jacob
 Blakemcm: pretty bad diversity hire
SpecOpsGiraffe: Adam wants someone from Rhode Island
 Rourke9: thats fair
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @raulghoulia Yup
frank_the_great: Canada's really far upstate
 quasi79fu: that lol
 NotCainNorAbel: Jacob?
 KV1NN4: I can't wait for Ben to pretend to puppet Jacob
 Candysniper015: As an upstate New Yorker…. I get it
 TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Adam’s feeling punchy saying jersey is upstate NY
noSmokeFire: I think Jacob would be confused if you hired a puppet before him
 saucemaster5000: Abu Dhabi
 Makrosian_Tae: Wake up Jacob
 Darleysam: you'll have to explain every day that you don't have bodegas, and that'll start to eat up time
 Nigouki: eastern europe
 circusofkirkus: Dolphin?
EvilBadman: Do... Do you think NYC or Jersey is upstate?
 Mr_Horrible: you need 15% more Nome
 the_walking: Boston
 Loa_Ayizan: Ben, I think that's illegal?
 LarkSachrosis: Istanbul, not Constantinople.
 circusofkirkus: have we hit the dolphin quota
patrick_stonecrusher: The Middle West
 RoundTop7: Toledo
 Gekyouryuu: I was afk, what about Jacob now?
 bytecaster: Subocean only!
 MegaDosX: Antarctica
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Subocean
 Mr_Horrible: weird bird? They live Right... Down... Theroad
Stormthius: the canary islands?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You are for sure not
 baltimore_667083: let's just say Saint Paul Minnesota
 Gekyouryuu: Family Guy
 rosesmcgee: like new york but nasally
 Rourke9: Rhode Island has a lot of mafia
noSmokeFire: rhode islanders know what it means
  Juliamon: Yes, Family Guy is Rhode Island
 Mr_Horrible: Rhode Island, known for Peter Griffin and Howard Phillips Lovecraft
 saucemaster5000: get yourself a thick baltimore accent. House is "Herse"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Nepali
 Fanklok: Sure do love west coast Canadians talking about eat coast US with authority
 xantos69: Is that better?
 Gekyouryuu: @saucemaster5000 Aaron earned an iron urn
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 raulghoulia: again
 RealGamerCow: You need a vaguely eastern European employee
mulligan2six: Let's Nope. Only accepting White People
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 Baltimore accents make me laugh when the person is on board with it
 GhostValv: lane status: "stayed in"
 Mr_Horrible: I hope not
 couchboyj: Should interview and Australian dolphin next week
 Nebula662: Canada's racist uncle Don cherry
 e_bloc: a "little" racist
 YawnLance: Oh no Ben's mic is flaccid
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Nebula662 But only two drinks in at a family reunion
 quasi79fu: you borked the mic
 Mr_Horrible: Ben what'd you DO???
 CaptainSpam: The man did know his suits, though.  Still, definitely racist, yeah.
zeathean: It happens to lots of guys ben
 saucemaster5000: Ben it happens to everyone
 TemporallyAwry: First it was the controllers, now it's the mic that has drift
 Fanklok: It's OK Ben, it can happen to anyone
 Nebula662: @thefluffiestguineapig yes exactly that
 e_bloc: games handle serious issues about as well as Don Cherry handles a Russian hockey player
 couchboyj: Ben is really undermining that disclaimer
 Loa_Ayizan: What are we eating today?
 saucemaster5000: I'm more of a rocker
 Mr_Horrible: @YawnLance I have learned an upsetting fact that this is apparently pronounced "flaxid"
 gsyhiap: 
frank_the_great: I hear you guys get loud
 Dog_of_Myth: !store
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 KeytarCat: We like them a lot, too! 
 Mr_Horrible: disc!
 hatboozeparty: No, you should put like 10 gummies and THEN do this
trebuchetboy: and bongle donglin never forget
DMGlol: playmat cards 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @hatboozeparty Chubby Bunny for plugs
 quasi79fu: last I remember we unjammed a elevator??
 KeytarCat: @Thefluffiestguineapig I parsed that....wrong
 CururuGuasu: The MN one was great
 Mr_Horrible: "Beej will be there and yes that is a threat"
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: we got to a crayon room with someone who's trying to play the piano
 quasi79fu: not texas
 DaFhaye: Hello Spoop fam
 Rourke9: Montana
 circusofkirkus: Florida Man
 Mr_Horrible: Ohio, aka Caelid
 CururuGuasu: Paul Bunyan Gibs
frank_the_great: Windmill slam Boston
 e_bloc: baja mexico
 empyreon: Central NY 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Midwest who hates the fact they are from Midwest
 quasi79fu: iowa
 Dog_of_Myth: Wyoming
 Rourke9: Utah is very pretty
 NotCainNorAbel: honduras is in NA
 Fanklok: Why would you want to go to Utah?
 saucemaster5000: South Dakota is VERY pretty
 Rourke9: Maine is gorgeous
 mochabeanie: eeey come down to florida
 shendaras: Navajo
 crono3453: @Thefluffiestguineapig Same. How about them 90+ summers, and those -30 winters
 RoundTop7: Don't forget to check out the cheats!
 Mr_Horrible: @Thefluffiestguineapig this is just every Midwesterner
 xantos69: I went to Main for a vacation.  Maine rocks.
 DaFhaye: I'm Wisconsin. It's very boring. All we got is cheese and bad beer
 baltimore_667083: wyoming has mountains and coal mines
 TemporallyAwry: The "Fly Over States" - as the coasters like to call them.
Haroldholmes25: utah sucks, screw utah
 mochabeanie: we got hurrcanes and gators
 e_bloc: come to DC
 Mr_Horrible: Portland's fun
Fenrir_Azazel: Vermont
 couchboyj: Louisiana
 empyreon: Vermont is nice
Laserbeaks_Fury: I want to apologize in advance for Florida when TwitchCon rolls around
 Shragon: portland is great, can confirm
trebuchetboy: Its fine
 CururuGuasu: I drove through Nebraska a few weeks ago.  Sure is a lot of it
 Mr_Horrible: I got one of the penis-shaped donuts
 quasi79fu: Oh right the puzzzle rooms
 saucemaster5000: Fuck every state but mine
 Mr_Horrible: it was okay
 baltimore_667083: i found iowa fairly pleasant
 e_bloc: portland is lovely
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible I will alter that to every Midwesterner I can stand. The people I have to admit I'm biologically related to all love being from the midwest
trebuchetboy: Portland highways are cringe tho
 saucemaster5000: Nebraska is both big and tiny cause there's nothing there
 quasi79fu: we stuck in cardboard puzzle rooms
 quasi79fu: I remember now
 DaFhaye: I lived in Nevada for a year. That was really nice
loufghyslaufey: locked cardboard? How?
 lazermeow: Missouri is unexpectedly beautiful.
satyropodobny: stack no paper and get no bitches
 SnackPak_: i mean...
 RealGamerCow: They make me madge.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Dude, you ever been to Houston? Those highways make me question if they hate us
Zath_: Woke-ass highway
  Juliamon: I would argue that Los Angeles highways are VERY cringe
 YawnLance: Big highway poggies vibes
 crono3453: Oh wow, potholes? Highway kinda cringe
 Mr_Horrible: @Thefluffiestguineapig y'know what that's fair. I'm happy I grew up around the people I did, but I have utterly no care for whether it was Midwestern or not
 raulghoulia: do you not have cringe highways in Canada?
 saucemaster5000: I drove through portland in a snowstorm with black ice -- saw three cars on the highway going 60 only to see them again crashed a few minutes later
 couchboyj: Those Civil engineers were just trying TOO hard, and it shows ~
 baltimore_667083: oklahoma has too many turnpikes
trebuchetboy: Exits on the left side and not right is the worst dude
EvilBadman: Saying cringe fucking sucks anyways. Be free of cringe.
 mochabeanie: I-4 is soooo cringe dude
 Rourke9: this highway has me acting up
 e_bloc: I dunno I-95 is a bit cringe at how rizzed it has gotten
EricTheOrange: this highway giving me the rizz
 rosesmcgee: I remember visiting portland and they shut down every exit out of town for 5 miles for a bike ride event
Laserbeaks_Fury: We Stan INterstate 4
 gualdhar: NE US toll roads keep me malding alright
 Mischievous_Catgeist: As houstonian i agree
 Gekyouryuu: "Tonight's episode is brought to you by the letter "May your Ls be many" and the number "and your bitches few"
 Mr_Horrible: "These roads are the Glizzy Gulper"
 baltimore_667083: houston? more like EWWston
 saucemaster5000: I hear houston has a problem
 Fe1ix66: houston doesn't know how to build more than 2 stories
 0x6772: The US application of highways and resulting car culture has literally murdered thousands. So, you know, there's that.
 Blakemcm: one of the largest square foot cities in the world
patrick_stonecrusher: Be the cringe you wish to see in the world
loufghyslaufey: gee
DMGlol: yes they really dislike pedestrians
 saucemaster5000: damn Ben beat me to it
 hieroglyphica: I-95 does NOT have the rizz, I object
loufghyslaufey: you punned NASA, Ben!
 Fanklok: Walkable cities, in the US? L O L
 quasi79fu: we didnt do anything
TetraRay: not being able to walk anywhere is every america city
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @patrick_stonecrusher Honestly ^ this
 Mr_Horrible: they've got more squares per foot 
 quasi79fu: you ran around looking for a coin
 e_bloc: I know for sure I-95 is not goated with the sauce
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Backcheck_4Check_Paycheck: I simp for I-35 
 mochabeanie: Low key I-95 got the Gyatt
 e_bloc: it is in fact ungoated
loufghyslaufey: That's what you did.
 saucemaster5000: I-5 is goated
 hatboozeparty: Variable health and damage? Like resident evil?
salamisuperstar: Yeah. And why isn't it pronunced House-ton
EricTheOrange: whats the slang of this new generation
Laserbeaks_Fury: Fun Fact: East-West interstates have Even numbers and North-South ones are Odd
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Haroldholmes25: 
 circusofkirkus: I-35 follows a massive Monarch butterfly migration route
LathosTiran: the i 35W is twins!
 Fanklok: It's a computer Ben
 CururuGuasu: I-35 every day!
drizztnailo: this is why we cant have nice things
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 saucemaster5000: US-101 fucks
 Mr_Horrible: they blew up the I-45 bridge near my house this week 
 lazermeow: I Simp for the 101.
 KeytarCat: @hatboozeparty And it was bad there, too! 
 spo8n: I25 is a beautiful highway
 ReachW: we have no choice but to stan...roads
 jaxildan_: absolute hoe for the i-90
patrick_stonecrusher: Why don't we do it with the road..? 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I will say that some civil engineering is good, some is just bad and some expresses deep hatred
 Mr_Horrible: well, my folks' house
 Mr_Horrible: yes
 Dog_of_Myth: Yes
 YawnLance: Us?
 MegaDosX: Yes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes
 mochabeanie: yes
 Mr_Horrible: undeniabely
 saucemaster5000: NO
 Backcheck_4Check_Paycheck: Oh yeah
Haroldholmes25: yes
 SquareDotCube: what, you don't want to go around and around on ring roads?
 bytecaster: Yes
 hieroglyphica: 100%
GenericGlitterGoth: yep
 e_bloc: is this nice
  TStodden: I-35 isn't that bad... or at least until the Twin Cities.
 couchboyj: Which Interstate has the most rizz, though?
 jaxildan_: you're even asking?
mulligan2six: The trans-Canada makes me go Doki-Doki
 hatboozeparty: 
 crono3453: I'd be so good to the highway system
 TemporallyAwry: I took a train along the i1 once, it was very nice.  But trains > cars
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Depends what kind of weird
 e_bloc: the internet has rotted our collective brains
 Mr_Horrible: no, there's Tiktokkers
DMGlol: "we" 🤔
 MegaDosX: Weirdest? No. Weird? Absolutely.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No
 jaxildan_: not the weirdest but we are weird
 saucemaster5000: It's the children who are wrong
 Mr_Horrible: they're fucking FREAKS
 Loa_Ayizan: Normies are weird
Zath_: Did you just now figure this out
Laserbeaks_Fury: Route 66? More like Route Sixty-Thicc, amiright?
 couchboyj:   
 RealGamerCow: Oof, big Morlock energy
 BrowneePoints: If you're Canadian you have no choice but to Stan Rogers
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I will say we are weird here but it's a good kind of weird as opposed to making me feel nauseous
 Rourke9: that sounds nice
 VintageSpiffy: Look, everything is awful. we don't have the energy left to cringe.
hammith: What are eeeemooootions?
satyropodobny: Normies be really sensitive about purity of their fandom
 Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePoints but ah, for just *one* time 
EricTheOrange: doesn't nicole do tik-tok and ben doesn't?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @satyropodobny Also the purity of their rings
Laserbeaks_Fury: I know everyone here is really big on interstates, but I'm kinda median on them.
 saucemaster5000: I found out my 2 year old niece watched me in the tournament yesterday and THAT was her first twitch experience
 Mr_Horrible: to be fair I also *VERY* rarely use discord on phone
LathosTiran: Audio routing is a special skill
 Dog_of_Myth: @Laserbeaks_Fury I saw what you did there.
 Rourke9: @saucemaster5000 nice!! i hope she enjoyed it, you did great
 MegaDosX: Oh my god 
NimrodXIV: oh sweetheart
 ReachW: that is delightful
 Fanklok: Not everyone is an audio engineer
 Mr_Horrible: to be fair, Ben, you do audio for a living 
 Datnade012: Rookie mistake
 Mr_Horrible: "I watched a man die"
 azninsect: LuL
 hieroglyphica: Oh man, I was explaining how my vision goes into 'negatives' when I have a migraine and the young doc was SO CONFUSED until we realized they didn't know what a 'negative' was and we settled on 'afterimages'. I didn't realize negatives i.e. photo negatives were so... outdated
 saucemaster5000: "oh I'm dead"
 e_bloc: is her uncle single
 hieroglyphica: I'm old now
 Darleysam: did she spend the whole day going "how is that PLUS?"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 Your sibling is a great parent introducing her to something that is good
CodeGreen101: What's it liked for her uncle to get "skill issued" live on stream
Laserbeaks_Fury: Carrot Milk?
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Morrigan9: minecrazft
sorrow_of_aria: Rich in Vitamin R!
 lazermeow: My uncle is single.
 Mr_Horrible: *Arno Zoombinis voice* MAKE ME A PIZZA
 Rourke9: thats good
 MegaDosX: That's very good
 BrowneePoints: Look I'm one of those Neurodovergent folks who can hear Electronics so that's fun. @loadingreadyrun
 saucemaster5000: She probably asked mom what I'm doing playing manon and not ken
 e_bloc: "why would they do that"
 PMAvers: I think it's a microwave?
 Mr_Horrible: Queer folks have better frame data, it's true
drizztnailo: molotov cocktail?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Let him cook
 Masslost: Adam as a sidebar Grim Dawn is getting another expansion
 Darleysam: yes chef!
TheAinMAP: 
 e_bloc: please do not cut the cheese
 Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 "why is unca a low-tier hero?"
 ghyllnox: Milk then banana
 Fanklok: Ketchup bread and kraft singles. Pizza for people who are "frugal"
 Mr_Horrible: honestly I salute it
EricTheOrange: @Masslost wait really? I follow them on twitter and I didn't hear that.
 hieroglyphica: @browneepoints it was a surprising day when I realized not everyone has a fierce opinion on the various hums of their different microwave clocks etc
 Mr_Horrible: Grim Dawn is cracked
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Fanklok Only if the bread is hamburger buns that were on sale
 Mr_Horrible: Median XL
MadmanOreo: Is "free up some inventory" a new term for poopin?
 Mr_Horrible: the Hansguggel
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MadmanOreo If it wasn't before it is now!
 Mr_Horrible: I need to check Last Epoch again
 e_bloc: don't talk to me or my ineffective strategy ever again
 Mr_Horrible: apparently they had another big update and they're going gold soon
 Masslost: @EricTheOrange i just logged onto Steam and saw the announcement so i don't how widespread the news is
 saucemaster5000: KI looks great and I don't think I have anything that runs it 
Dalouer: Pandini led to the "bus is coming" song.. so it wasnt all bad
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc ......isn't the first essentially the second?
 saucemaster5000: on the plus side AC6 is kinda a banger
Laserbeaks_Fury: My only complaint about the gun in this game is the sights pull slightly left because of the kerning
EricTheOrange: Theirs a PoE 2 coming out next year.
satyropodobny: Milk Steak!
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: hey thanks for pointing me towards the new Grim Dawn expansion, I love that game and now I'm excited!
 saucemaster5000: Just so everyone knows this is exactly what they teach you in culinary school
 Mr_Horrible: good ol' Chef Mike
 BrowneePoints: @hieroglyphica yea most of the time there's just a background high pitched whine/buzz to my life
 Serivus: it beeped!
 jacqui_lantern234: WELL WELL WELL!!!!! if it aint a beautiful group of lovely friends whomst i adore AGGRESSIVELY!!!!!!!!!! 
 Gekyouryuu: why are there pills?
EricTheOrange: as well as Titan Quest 2.  Not made by the same people so I'm wary of that.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 Assassins Creed? I keep hoping it will get back to Brotherhood/AC4 levels and am sad
drizztnailo: im bad at KI but its real fun so far
 saucemaster5000: KI ain't on ps4
 Fanklok: Space Marine 2 too
 rasterscan: They just announced a Grim Dawn expansion too.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I haven't had time to look into the new Assassins Creed
 Darleysam: I still need to play the WH40k ARPG diablo-like
 quasi79fu: this didnt make sense
 Rourke9: yep, im with you
 quasi79fu: taht was vooodoooo
 Mr_Horrible: literal actual LETHIMCOOK
 Rourke9: those all made sense
 Gekyouryuu: we're in Elmo's World, nothing makes sense
 hieroglyphica: @browneepoints I went a little nuts for a while when a house near mine developed a particularly awful eeee and every single person in my life both couldn't hear it or understand my madness. Thank glob that stopped 🙏
 A_Dub888: Ben "Magic Man" Ulmer
drizztnailo: lmao
 quasi79fu: boookshelf or trunk
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Fanklok That just makes me think of the song "SPACE MAN I always wanted you to go into SPACE MAAAAAAN"
 saucemaster5000: @Thefluffiestguineapig I actually liked odyssey. (Though I was talking about armored core). The next one is supposed to be a bit of a returnt to the old ways
Nosser2: There was a fourth Titan Quest 1 expansion that came out in 2021.
  TStodden: Less Elmo, more Emo
 Mr_Horrible: Drizzt is an excellent player but they pick Gief so that evens it out
 hieroglyphica: @browneepoints life has too much noise
 BrowneePoints: Briar is for you
 BrowneePoints: Hey Briar is a teen at least
loufghyslaufey: weh? You turned food into key? From cardboard?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Do Yordles count as kids?
EricTheOrange: Bens type is femme with side shave and dreads.
 Rourke9: the mail guy is always so beefy
loufghyslaufey: Secret door. . . .
CodeGreen101: So is this sesame street resident evil?
 Mr_Horrible: the purple pentagon key? Does it unlock a Raytheon contract?
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: secret tunnel secret tunnel
hammith: Secret tunnel!
trebuchetboy: SECRET TUNNEL
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That skull is weird
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I think the weirdest thing is the hair
 Mr_Horrible: I was hoping it'd just bite down and kill your ass
 quasi79fu: its a puzzle piece shaped pool
loufghyslaufey: Wait, they're not waterproof!
 Mr_Horrible: Gordon
LessIsMorii: I just remembered the Highlights, and I can't unsee Ben's "two shirts"  XD
loufghyslaufey: Gordon "Jimms" Ramsey...
 couchboyj: Gordon Repairman
Laserbeaks_Fury: They're waiting for you, Gordon. In the test chamber....
 hatboozeparty: What is the point of any pool really
EricTheOrange: @masslost last post on twitter was them saying their was gonna be a big stream today so they probably announced it their.  I assume they'll tweet it out later.
 crono3453: Gordon is here to kick ass and learn his shapes, and he's alll out of ADHD meds
 KeytarCat: They have the bad sound done so well I can smell the chlorine
 PMAvers: It looks like the "water" is just like... plastic wrap?
 Mr_Horrible: they BRAND you to let you in the deep end???
 quasi79fu: oh the picture book
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Laserbeaks_Fury That's why we had to turn on the microwave! To overcook the casserole!
 Rourke9: wooow
loufghyslaufey: That's what the computer was showing us.
 Masslost: @EricTheOrange that makes sense
 saucemaster5000: I need healing!
satyropodobny: deep cut
 Omthebox: I'll heal you saucemaster5000 :3
EricTheOrange: piano jumpscare in Mrio 64
Laserbeaks_Fury: Cat Dog
 Earthenone: !searchfortreasure
  LRRbot: You find: a Wandering Monster!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Do you look at my horse? Is my horse amazing?
 quasi79fu: shapes..dog...blocks...abstract...fruit
Laserbeaks_Fury: Do they even use test patterns anymore?
 Mr_Horrible: shapes dog bars dots fruit
 saucemaster5000: @quasi79fu Like your haiku
  TStodden: Shape Horse Blocks Web Fruit
 BrowneePoints: Shapes dog tessellation, circles, fruit
 KeytarCat: Shapes, Cow, Mondrian, Space, Fruit!
 saucemaster5000: whattup Velcro shoe owners!
 couchboyj: This feels like JobJob chat
 Mr_Horrible: his spacing, immaculate
Laserbeaks_Fury: Hey, remember when networks would just stop broadcasting in the morning?
 kumatsu: melee range so far you'd think Gordon is an Outlaw Rogue
 Mr_Horrible: damn
 Mr_Horrible: he's making roast you two
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Good vibes!
 BrowneePoints: I have NEVER called you stupid. In fact I spend most of my time yelling at you two to STOP calling yourselves stupid
 jacqui_lantern234: @couchboyj JobJobs Bizarre Chat 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @jacqui_lantern234 Dude, that sounds amazing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints ^Really
 Gekyouryuu: I just noticed the grenade is called "the punctuation"
 saucemaster5000: Lots of roast chicken and fresh penne in white wine sauce. It is SO HOT in my kitchen
 Mr_Horrible: I think those grenades have done more damage to you than to enemies
loufghyslaufey: Box Office Report?
 quasi79fu: trunk
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't think anyone in this chat has done anything but tell you to be nicer to yourselves
loufghyslaufey: So a... "BOR"?
LessIsMorii: @saucemaster5000 Daaaaaaang
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 That sounds like it will be delicious and a nightmare to cook in the summer
satyropodobny: @saucemaster5000 ever on the sauce grind, respect
 BrowneePoints: Oh no Kramburger Saucemaster Kaaosa Matthaus and Milkinbags love boxing with them lol. Also ferisar. @thefluffiestguineapig
  TStodden: Token!
 Mr_Horrible: the devil's bargain
loufghyslaufey: Safes. dewwit!
patrick_stonecrusher: Ayyyyyyyyyy
 Mazrae: Why are those different options
Laserbeaks_Fury: Saving is like infinite healing
loufghyslaufey: You'll revive with full health later..
 couchboyj: Choices that actually matter
 Darleysam: to be fair, that's probably what his french accent sounds like too
 jacqui_lantern234: "MEESTER WEENTERZ"
 Mr_Horrible: I hope not
LessIsMorii: Adam, how's your Italian accent?  
 VintageSpiffy: Yes. Unfortunately.
 BusTed: 🤌 🇫🇷
 Rourke9: yes. kind of
El_Funko: He's also not French you ding dongs, he's English
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints But they box in good faith, it's not genuinely degrading is what I meant. I express affection with sass but I never want to really hurt anyone in chat or the crew
 xantos69: I didn't know Italy was in Eastern Europe.
loufghyslaufey: Shit. They almost nabbed you.
 VintageSpiffy: That vaguely eastern European thing you do is pretty good, Adam.
 MegaDosX: Adam's Australian dolphin convinces me that he's never met an Australian or a dolphin 
 couchboyj: Australian Dolphin is 
 Kramburger: Get get
 Thefluffiestguineapig: He is a citizen of his own weird place
 Gekyouryuu: and a Cinnamon Toast Crunch to you, Ben
 RealGamerCow: name ends in "eux?"  French.
LessIsMorii: Australian Dolphin ASMR
Sogheim: my friends though the Australian dolphin joke was hilarious
El_Funko: Well we can fix one of those soon
El_Funko: I'm bringing a dolphin and I refuse to meet Adam
 BrowneePoints: Also Ben I have to blame your Warcry tweet last night for looking at the Hunters of Huanchi like 14 times today and going "but what if chameleon assassins?"
loufghyslaufey: Wait. Is that why Dolphins are always obnoxious?
 saucemaster5000: I never met a DolphLungren I didn't like
 PMAvers: Chug that milk brother
loufghyslaufey: Or obnoxious as a stereotype?
EricTheOrange: lookit this milk drinker over 'ere
 Mr_Horrible: guzzle that shit
 xantos69: You drink 100% milk?
 lamina5432: what do you do with it adam/
 shendaras: Very skyrim of you
thebrainnopinky: i just add enough cereal to finish the milk
 Mr_Horrible: eat 'em up
 kumatsu: eat 'em up, eat 'em up
 jacqui_lantern234: OMFG im ABSOLUTELY using "Milk Drinker" as an insult 
loufghyslaufey: It may have been in a movie once...
 baltimore_667083: i got reesespuffs in my bowl
 Makrosian_Tae: Eat 'em up eat em up
 TheWanderingNomad: REESES PUFFS REESES PUFFS! (Eatemupeatemeupeatemup)(
 KeytarCat: It's an insult to mammals by lizards
LessIsMorii: Add it to coffee
 JosephDeath: I don't put milk in my cereal
 spurius: that seems a waste of milk
 saucemaster5000: all cereal is good except grape nuts and trix
satyropodobny: Next YA Novel: The Milk Drinker
drcthulu: It's like nesquick but with twice the diabetes
Nosser2: I can't imagine wasting all that milk.
 BrowneePoints: It depends on if the cereal leaves bits. If there's a bunch of bits I can't drink it or I'll gag
 Mr_Horrible: true tho
El_Funko: just raw milk?
 ReachW: woah
 hatboozeparty: dont
El_Funko: I am not a milk raw dogger
 quasi79fu: have we tried alll dooors inmain room??
GenericGlitterGoth: Depends on the cereal on if I drink the milk
trebuchetboy: brainblast
EricTheOrange: reeses milk coffee
 TemporallyAwry: @saucemaster5000 GrapeNuts is my favorite though.
 jacqui_lantern234: HOLY SHIT MY LIFE IS FUCKIN DIFFERENT NOW
 Mr_Horrible: cowardice
 DarknessKingCoH: Peanut butter Capn Crunch > Reeses Puffs
 Fanklok: My wife is one of those peolwl
 Mr_Horrible: I love that shit
 Gekyouryuu: yes
 hatboozeparty: YES
 Omthebox: Sipping on one right now
 Mr_Horrible: tall frosty one fuck yeah
 korvys: Yeah, not often
 Mazrae: I don't even touch cereal ever
 BrowneePoints: Me!
hammith: Only for use with Oreos
loufghyslaufey: Pouring coffee in your cereal?
AMuseOfFirebane: yee
cutaos: outa the jug
 KV1NN4: Thanks for sharing that life-tip
 saucemaster5000: @jacqui_lantern234 how the sets going?
 TemporallyAwry: Good Timezone Jacqui
Kreiseler: I eat the cereal dry but with a glass of milk
 underhill33: all the time
 RealGamerCow: I would shit like a fire hose if I did that
 KeytarCat: Occasionally, but I'm on oat milk now
Laserbeaks_Fury: Cereal Milk is Lac-Tasty!
 lazermeow: I do when I am depressed.
EricTheOrange: @DarknessKingCoH I mean sure if you like ragged mouth beef
 CastleOtranto: Glass of milk with a nice PB&J
 Makrosian_Tae: I poured myself a measuring up of milk the other day. I felt hella posh
 hatboozeparty: cold milk is great
loufghyslaufey: that's actually sus, to me.
 lamina5432: I used to drink a gallon a day
Valbatross_: If I run out of other things I will drink milk over water
 BrowneePoints: I love milk but fuck I hate Walmart's milk and that's about all we get lately
 emberBecky: would probably be a great way to figure out for sure if I'm lactose intolerant. I only suspect now
 hieroglyphica: I do, but it's oat milk. Only two brands, Califa barista is pretty legit
 Jennie_Fuchsia: Once when I was working in a cafe someone steamed cereal milk and made a perfect latte with it
 Saintnex: Depends on the breakfast honestly
  Juliamon: Milk mouth *SUCKS*
 Mr_Horrible: no Adam I drink it correctly
 jacqui_lantern234: @saucemaster5000 getting better, getting advice how how to improve on where im strongest
 brainbosh: Dont they make cereal flavored dairy substitute for coffee?
 saucemaster5000: nice
 letfireraindown: I use to be a milk drinker when I was a kid.  I didn't drink milk when I was with the army for the first long while and then I just became lactose intolerant
Dalouer: upsets my stomach every time... but milk + flavoured coffee mate is amazing
 Mr_Horrible: >:3c
 lazermeow: I put ice in my chocolate milk.
 letfireraindown: Now I haven't had milk in years
Laserbeaks_Fury: Are you milk first or glass first?
 DarknessKingCoH: @EricTheOrange The peanut butter ones are puffed and not shards of glass like the regular stuff.
 underhill33: whole or nothing
 quasi79fu: have we beeen in red dooor??
 KeytarCat: @brainbosh oil based creamer!  Yeah, they're easy to flavor
 jacqui_lantern234: im so gay i drink homo milk 
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 ghyllnox: You have unhomogenized milk?
LessIsMorii: I was raised on skim, so even 2% feels luxurious now  
 BrowneePoints: I'm lucky enough I live somewhere that has Anderson Erickson dairy products. AE fucking SLAPS
 Mr_Horrible: I grew up on 2% but then latch key only had skim, so we learned to make due
 brainbosh: Better then drinking straight buttermilk.
 KeytarCat: @LessIsMorii Saaaaame
 ghyllnox: Ohhh whole milk sure
 crono3453: Milk first,then straw. Glass on top.
loufghyslaufey: "Hulk" Milk?
 ghyllnox: That's just drinking ice cream
LukeIsStrange: if you go with Milk first, then the glass will stay clean
 TheAwkes: I grew up on skim. I switched to homogenized as an adult because it's way better in coffee. Now I can't go back, anything less just isn't milky enough.
 Mr_Horrible: Hole Milk?
thebrainnopinky: whole milk all day every day
 quasi79fu: have we beeen to the door next to this one that is red??
El_Funko: it's milk for the homies
 Blakemcm: all that bone homo milk
 gualdhar: homogenized milk has all the fats mixed into the milk, which doesn't happen with regular milk out of the teat
 couchboyj: I'm picturing an infomercial were some poor haggard soul misses their mouth, dumps a whole glass of milk on their shirt, and says "There's got to be a better way!"
LessIsMorii: John Green just uses water on cereal, and says milk on cereal is super rich like cake
 jacqui_lantern234: "homo milk" will never not make my lesbian ass giggle
 KeytarCat: You have to add stuff to make "whole" milk to keep the fat from separating
 hieroglyphica: My partner insists whole milk tastes buttery, I think skim tastes flat.
loufghyslaufey: Maybe there's a window you haven't opened?
EricTheOrange: get you some O dat homo milk
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Putting milk in the bowl before the cereal is like putting the sour cream on the plate before the nachos
 ButterBall000: Milk for the homogeny
 Mr_Horrible: 
 BrowneePoints: My fave dairy sometimes during the holidays does "fiesta blend" which is chocolate milk with cinnamon @loadingreadyrun
 Mr_Horrible: that's what Contigos are tbh
Sogheim: they make wine sippy cups
 Kramburger: Trust me, you can still spill with a sippy cup
 MegaDosX: ??
 StreetRach: What differentiates an adult sippy cup from a kid one?
drcthulu: beat me to it @Mr_Horrible
 Darleysam: and thus, the Capri Milk was invented
 underhill33: wtf?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Let us know if you want a hint on where to go
 lazermeow: Dude, milk commercials back in the day were wild AF.
 jacqui_lantern234: wtf?!?! whats wrong with straws?!?!?!
 Makrosian_Tae: What?
Nosser2: What?  But Juiceboxes are epic!
 BrowneePoints: That's ableist AF
EricTheOrange: I only use straws in milkshakes
LessIsMorii: Straws can help prevent coffee/etc stains on teeth
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @StreetRach Volume
 Mr_Horrible: who the fuck is drinking your soda with ice in a plastic up *WITHOUT* a straw?
sorrow_of_aria: Ableist ass opinion imo
LathosTiran: "Wiping your butt is too gay"
Laserbeaks_Fury: Have you seen the Apple Pay ad that's literally someone trying to use a chipped card terribly
 CastleOtranto: Anyone else ever try the drink a gallon of milk in an hour challenge?
 KeytarCat: Smashin turts
 Blakemcm: that sounds like undercover homophobia tbh
 rosesmcgee: Starbucks does the adult sippy cups to reduce straw usage. the cups are single use plastic. lol
 jacqui_lantern234: @sorrow_of_aria literally though
 CaptinOfBeez: the milk challenge got milk jugs banned at my school
 saucemaster5000: Straws are the first sign of being into knee stuff
frank_the_great: Metal straws are pog
 KV1NN4: They make fishing nets out of plastic straws these days? I hear those kill alot of sea life
  Juliamon: Paper straws are awful and the push to use them is completely to put the burden of guilt on consumers rather than corporations, also they've got pfas
El_Funko: I've started using a straw so I don't get my moustache wet
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 jacqui_lantern234: not even an "imo" thing. straws are literally necessary for some folks
 quasi79fu: oh hai
 TheWriterAleph: he's just a lil guy
loufghyslaufey: oh, its Grimace!
 Mr_Horrible: Hail Raatma
Dalouer: anyone had milkshakes lately? im all for non plastic straws but paper straws suck butt for milkshakes
 crono3453: Oh it's almost Gritty
 empyreon:  
EricTheOrange: he looks like a frank
LessIsMorii: I want a stuffed toy of this fella
frank_the_great: If not friend, why friend shaped?
 Mr_Horrible: Yahmahi 
 MegaDosX: Say the line Bart
 BrowneePoints: One of my good friends has to use straws cuz her wrist joints are ALL fd up
 Mazrae: Yahmahi lol
 gualdhar: LOL Yama-hi
 korvys: he said the line!
loufghyslaufey: Imagine if the game ended?
 BusTed: 
 hatboozeparty: yay
 quasi79fu: i like that one
satyropodobny: 
Laserbeaks_Fury: If you miss another not, we'll all BE FLAT
 Mr_Horrible: Yahama is a brand of piano
frank_the_great:  He said the thing 
 Darleysam: Yamaha
 jacqui_lantern234: Yamaha
 brainbosh: Yamaha
 ReachW: Yamaha
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's a brand of piano
thefightnerd: yamaha keyboard
 Mr_Horrible: prominent one
loufghyslaufey: That;s probably his name...??
 MegaDosX: Yamaha brand
 BrowneePoints: Yahmahi!!! Yahmahoo! Yahmaho!
 Makrosian_Tae: Yamaha
 MegaDosX: Makes pianos
EricTheOrange: Yamaha is a instrument maker
 ghyllnox: Yamaha is a musical instrument
 BrowneePoints: OMG SAME JOKE BEN
 crono3453: That guy put out a new Numa Numa like a week ago or something.
loufghyslaufey: Uh Oh...
 CastleOtranto: I thought it was going to play Welcome to the Black Parade
 raulghoulia: and motorcyckles
 ButterBall000: Yamaha, makes pianos and motocycles
 ghyllnox: *maker
 couchboyj: Its like when they have Pear brand computers on TV shows
 quasi79fu: byeee
mandolin6648: what's this game about?
 gualdhar: yamaha also makes lawnmowers
 Makrosian_Tae: Byeee
LessIsMorii: @CastleOtranto I wonder if a game has G-noted someone??
 KeytarCat: @mandolin6648 War trauma!
7gorobei: yamaha makes limbs for archery
 BrowneePoints: I can't believe ben and I made numa numa jokes at the same time
 jacqui_lantern234: @gualdhar and motorcycles
 Mr_Horrible: Groscar the Ouch
 quasi79fu: puppets??
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: They make other musical instruments too, clarinets and trumpets
 TemporallyAwry: !point
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Laserbeaks_Fury: About 5 hours too long 
loufghyslaufey: Oh, I thought the lift would've sent you in a trap...
 MegaDosX: "Fine. I'll do it myself.
 hatboozeparty: 
 Kramburger: It's about three streams
 Serivus: there was a lore sheet there
loufghyslaufey: Final Boss "Ricky" confirmed!?
 KeytarCat: That's not how that type of switch works...
 gualdhar: just need the paraschute
 Rourke9: gotta be a boss battle or something
EricTheOrange: do we get to fight a puppet Kaiju?
 saucemaster5000: we'll never find out what happened in the war 
 Mr_Horrible: Gordon  "Fine, I'll do it myself."  Thanos
satyropodobny: sure was some lore
 BrowneePoints: But yea Yamaha makes Motorbikes, Instruments, a bunch of stuff
 hatboozeparty: lore acquired
NarishmaReborn: i preferred Data
 lazermeow: I love lamp.
 Makrosian_Tae: Lore!! 
 CururuGuasu: Data is better
 ButterBall000: Lored
 saucemaster5000: love Lorde runner
Gaytanic_Panic: I am Lorde yayaya
 Makrosian_Tae: And we'll never be ROYALS!
 quasi79fu: me want banana
 Mr_Horrible: Ben there's a light behind you, pretty sure
 couchboyj:   
 Loa_Ayizan: You were the puppet all along
 KeytarCat: We are become Elmo!
Dalouer: i am lorde ya ya ya
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: ook ook
Haroldholmes25: 
 MegaDosX: Maybe you were a puppet this whole time
 Mr_Horrible: it's the signal light
 Gekyouryuu: they did TERRIBLE things to you in the war, Ben
 crono3453: Muppets together strong
 lazermeow: I love orangutans.
loufghyslaufey: Wait. Are the puppets just people's souls trapped in them?
 hieroglyphica: Oh man SO GOOD
 KeytarCat: I mean, Vietnam War themes; we were a puppet!
 quasi79fu: why are we going up???
loufghyslaufey: Is Gordon becoming one too?
AMuseOfFirebane: oh good, rain
 Mr_Horrible: wouldn't *most* cuts have blood in?
 hieroglyphica: She is one of my favorites
 jacqui_lantern234: SNAKE EATER
 Rourke9: and we were a muppet this WHOLE TIME
 KeytarCat: Game started by trying to cancel this broadcast
Laserbeaks_Fury: Dr. Zaius DR ZAIUS
 hieroglyphica: "Zen" is pretty much 2020 in a song
loufghyslaufey: am scoured
 CururuGuasu: Snuffalufagus Eater!
 kumatsu: I think you'd both genuinely enjoy how weird it gets
 saucemaster5000: for some reason snake eater is the ONLY metal gear I haven't played
 BrowneePoints: Good story, plays eh
Nosser2: Snake Eater remaster is out soon, right?
loufghyslaufey: The music is saddened so suddenly...
 Blakemcm: is legit a decent game, holds up
 Fanklok: Snake Eater is very good
 Mr_Horrible: play snake eater so you can know what FromSoft ripped off for the Gherman fight 
El_Funko: I like the Snake Eater and Smooth mash up
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible In flesh sure, if you cut some vegetables and there is blood call a priest
 Kaaannaaa: 100%
 Darleysam: wow, chat really loves ladders huh...
 Kramburger: MGS on let's nope when
 MegaDosX: That would be amazing
EricTheOrange: A Play it forward of G playing through the MGS series would be awesome
 CururuGuasu: This seems slightly dangerous
 crono3453: Struck by lightning, wake up as a puppet
 Earthenone: a shocking conclusion
 Gekyouryuu: Snake Eater has a James Bond style opening theme, and there's a bit with a VERY long ladder and the theme plays when you climb it
 DarknessKingCoH: You ever just climb a ladder for 2+ minutes?
 Kramburger: Try licking it
  Juliamon: If this is the end, we can check out them cheats
 couchboyj: Struck my lightning, fade to black, wake up a puppet
loufghyslaufey: Quiet, bro!
 BusTed: immersion ruined
 quasi79fu: how are you up here Ricky???
loufghyslaufey: This sock is gon kill Gordon.
 crono3453: Is this gonna be like fight club, and the puppet is just how gordon wants to see himself?
 Mr_Horrible: yeah, it's MIDNIGHT, Ricky!
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 Blakemcm: Is this Batman's gordon origin story?!?
 Kramburger: LET ME IN
LessIsMorii: Sounds ike Toronto
 saucemaster5000: king kong planes comes in...
 Mr_Horrible: cuz of those racist tweets?
 korvys: Slurs
 CururuGuasu: Kingdom Hearts!
 StreetRach: *gasp* He almost said the name of the game!
 haltben2514: Ricky baker uh uh. Ricky baker uh uh. once rejected, now accepted…
 Mr_Horrible: he's tired, Ben
  Juliamon: Because he doesn't care. He just wants to be done.
 quasi79fu: wow game got deeep
 quasi79fu: retreat retreat
 Mr_Horrible: "No I don't" *turns off signal* *roll credits*
Haroldholmes25: called shot
 MegaDosX: With his bare habds?!?
 CururuGuasu: I find your thoughts intriguing and wish to subscribe to your newsletter
 quasi79fu: uh oh
 MegaDosX: hands*
MWGNZ:   
 Blakemcm: dead
 Mr_Horrible: HUH
 Blakemcm: dead for sure
 quasi79fu: and we ded
satyropodobny: rise and shine mr Freeman
 Rourke9: so dead
doubledbear: I knew it!
 prince_infidel: How?
 CaptainSpam: Splat.  One thousand percent splat.
loufghyslaufey: How, bro!?
 Blakemcm: brain is soup
 kumatsu: bleeding out
NarishmaReborn: unless we've already become felt
Sogheim: Gordon's a puppet, he's gotta be
 Gekyouryuu: we survive THAT but not being HUGGED BY FELT?
 rosesmcgee: Envy the dead
 MegaDosX: There's no universe where he's not strawberry jam after a fall like that
patrick_stonecrusher: THE PROPHECY
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @satyropodobny rrriiiise and sshine
EricTheOrange: 10,000% dead
 quasi79fu: are we human??
 KeytarCat: Lotta use of "we" here
LukeIsStrange: all bones are just shattered
loufghyslaufey: Oh, this is where he went...?! maybe?
 Kaaannaaa: He's been dead.. the whole time!
satyropodobny: @quasi79fu or are we dancers
 BrowneePoints: Oh man do we go through this with no lights
frozenphoenix7: Now the game truly begins
 Earthenone: game cant be scary, we still have a gun
 e_bloc: aren't we all puppets
 xantos69: Oh I bet we actually just died.
LessIsMorii: Plot twist: it was all a dream, and you woke up as the bus driver from Little Hope
loufghyslaufey: dammit, coin.
 saucemaster5000: the war he was talking about was RATINGS war with the Electric company holy shit
 quasi79fu: one shot one opportunity
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jundinator: This game is so damn creepy
frozenphoenix7: Pick up your tokens
MWGNZ: ah, tokenless
 quasi79fu: helllo??
loufghyslaufey: Wait, did they pick up Reflection Part 1?
 CururuGuasu: Ya dead yet?
 saucemaster5000: that's how you get colin farrel'd in phone booth
jundinator:  hi quasi
loufghyslaufey: hmm.
Haroldholmes25: television confirmed rots brains
 CururuGuasu: The Snyder cut floor
 quasi79fu: mean??
Nosser2: It was... Red Shoe Diaries.
 Mr_Horrible: they were watching MILF Manor
 couchboyj: They saw  and it broke them
satyropodobny: Riverdale changes you
loufghyslaufey: Anything primetime from the last decade?
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trebuchetboy: Did the puppets watch Vietnam footage?
 lazermeow: Milf manor?
 crono3453: Every time I hear MILF Manor I'm like no that's not real, that was a bit on 30 Rock
jundinator: No they watching backdoor sluts 9 
 Mr_Horrible: still can't believe they made a 30 Rock joke into a show
El_Funko: milf manor was all premise and the rest was awkward as hell
 quasi79fu: uh oh neeed light
 CururuGuasu: The ol’ Jackson 5
 rosesmcgee: Doom 3?
 Lysander_salamander: oh boy, a flashlightt
 Lysander_salamander: eugh
LessIsMorii: Noooooo, ahaha!  Willie Muse on YouTube did amazing video essays!
 RealGamerCow: vomit vomit vomit
 Makrosian_Tae: Wtf?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Like, isn't that a Lonely Island bit?
doubledbear: wut
 Saintnex: Ughhhh
 Lysander_salamander: Yeah, mother lover
 Mr_Horrible: @Laserbeaks_Fury it's literally an extended joke from 30 Rock
 saucemaster5000: Yeah, the people on TWITCH are the weird ones
 Mr_Horrible: I pass away instantaneously
 Makrosian_Tae: The whitest of trash
satyropodobny: rent a girfriend levels of spice
 BrowneePoints: That show almost makes me as mad as love is blind
LessIsMorii: For curious folk, I recommend just watching Willie Muse on YouTube instead of the actual show
 Mr_Horrible: oh shiiiiit *airhorns*
EricTheOrange: get that DOOM music playing
Haroldholmes25: they're just puppets 
 RoundTop7: Ben, the end of the MilfManor scene is one boy ends up quitting when he found out his mom gave his friend an std
 KeytarCat: The...Fiendly neighborhood
 Lysander_salamander: why a flashlight now?
loufghyslaufey: @satyropodobny Oh, this is the Reflections set?
 Gekyouryuu: good of the horror game to become scary *checks notes* three streams in
 TheWriterAleph: rage zombie puppets just start screaming
Dalouer: im a little bit alexis
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints That's not the one where they teach them a dance number and have that be their first meeting is it?
 Kramburger: watashi wa Gordan=Chan desu
 Mr_Horrible: @EricTheOrange "The only thing they fear... is U" *cocks alphabet gun*
 quasi79fu: runnnn
Laserbeaks_Fury: In Soviet Union, puppet stick it's hand up you!
frozenphoenix7: CHEESE IT, IT"S THE PUPPETS
 quasi79fu: what is that
 Mr_Horrible: it's gonna snuffle your uppagus
LessIsMorii: That scream was kinda musical
 BusTed: A muppet chimera.
 BrowneePoints: @thefluffiestguineapig it's the one they're blindfolded
 iris_of_ether:    
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 Kramburger: Muppets eldritch horror let's GO
Laserbeaks_Fury: That some Resident Evil monster there
 Gekyouryuu: oh, this is the same set, but run down
 Mr_Horrible: Gordon do not taunt the amalgam
 quasi79fu: its not in there with you....Youre in there with itt
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints That one sucks, I agree with you
 Makrosian_Tae: Not bad, muppet game
EricTheOrange: I'm feeling the desire to crank out some duke neukum one liners
satyropodobny: oh god they turned themselves into SOCIAL COMMENTARY
 Mr_Horrible: Elevator Wait Fight?
 toenolla: I can't let my puppet watch this stream.
loufghyslaufey: It has to be, like the synopsis of Reflections...
LessIsMorii: This music tho
 quasi79fu: bop music
MadmanOreo: isn't the right arm from yo gabba gabba?
BluTGI: Sounds like unsolved mysteries.
 quasi79fu: eeek he lunges
satyropodobny: what is reflections
 BrowneePoints: Sax about to come in
 Mr_Horrible: honestly pretty happy/impressed the game held out on the creepy muppets turn for so long
 CururuGuasu: Tonight…on Unsolved Mysteries
 Thefluffiestguineapig: For the fact this was a super small team a lot of it is super high quality
 quasi79fu: the jazzzz
Laserbeaks_Fury: "I only have 1-2-3-4-5-6-*7* minutes to play with you!"
 Lysander_salamander: it's a bit of a bop
 CururuGuasu: Sax man having a blast
loufghyslaufey: Oof. Gordon didn't learn to jump in the "War". That's wut happened.
 empyreon: love this bop 
El_Funko: this sounds like the soundtrack to Homeland
 CururuGuasu: Or sax lady, I guess
 saucemaster5000: Donkey Kong 64
BluTGI: This needs a Brass Against cover.
 mochabeanie: omg wtf did i miss
 Kaaannaaa: Does Mega Man 2 count?
 Blakemcm: Sonic 2006
 Mr_Horrible: even for all its mess, it might still be Bloodborne for me
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @CururuGuasu I tend to use Sax Dude as the gender neutral
EricTheOrange: Like the last AAA game I played was... Mario Odessy maybe?
loufghyslaufey: wait. you went in a circle...
 lazermeow: Ghost of Tsushima.
loufghyslaufey: Lore!
 jessieimproved: @BluTGI Brass Against is 
 BrowneePoints: This might legitimately be the best Resident Evil-alike yall have played, at least in recent memory @loadingreadyrun
 Gekyouryuu: the masks from the other building?
 Mr_Horrible: pobody's nerfect
loufghyslaufey: guess they've stopped now?
EricTheOrange: I pretty much only play indie games these days.  I kinda wanna play Diablo 4 but my PC can't handle it.
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 Tripleyew: ‘Evening, Adam and Ben, and howdy all - how’s the noping?
 saucemaster5000: the war story was a very original take for the genre
Nosser2: I think mine was CoD Modern Warfare.  I think I lost the all of 2008 to that game.
 TheMerricat: So there are multiple endings to this btw.
 Masslost: so i peeked into the plot of this game and it gets pretty dark
 quasi79fu: why are you sittting???
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: He is literally wearing steel toed boots
 Kramburger: RICKY NOT NOW DAMMIT
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No spoilers but there are multiple endings that are not just tacked on
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It is even more good work by the developer
BluTGI: "After alllllll of this!!??"
 Kramburger: Do we get an executive producer credit?
 CururuGuasu: We’ll pay you in save tokens
Haroldholmes25: 
2 raiders from McGurganatorZX have joined!
 quasi79fu: would you kindly
thefightnerd: chat poll?
 hatboozeparty: oh boy
 saucemaster5000: gordon the boomer turning down a higher job offer?
LessIsMorii: Yes
 couchboyj: 
satyropodobny: We get to be Mr Rogers!
 TemporallyAwry: Always Go Left
 Kramburger: A MAN CHOOSES, A PUPPET OBAYS
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also I will say it's not railroading you
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Both are valid choices that can be made
loufghyslaufey: "No". No would've at least put Gordon out.
 quasi79fu: oh nooo global domination
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You got the ok end
 Makrosian_Tae: Good jorb!
 hatboozeparty: wat
loufghyslaufey: weird cut-
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You skipped it
EricTheOrange: ummm
 Thefluffiestguineapig: There was supposed to be more
varmintx0: that was odd
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No idea
 hatboozeparty: wow Ben
 MegaDosX: Weird
satyropodobny: to the youtube!
dpj2009:    
 lazermeow:  
  Juliamon: wow
EricTheOrange: DK mode?
 hatboozeparty: Longer arms?
 Mr_Horrible: tiny gordon: "you need a bweath mint"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So I will tell you there is not so much a bad end as a sad end, a good ending, the one you had and one that you can only do once you complete it most
 MegaDosX: Where's Tiny Gordon?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Freecam is mostly for finding secrets
EricTheOrange: 3rd person camera
 Gekyouryuu: help everyone
 7ukanda: Just have to leave a compliment for the really awesome Rats! deck, Ben! Nicely done and really funny video!
 Gekyouryuu: you didn't help the bird, for example
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @EricTheOrange It let's the camera break the levels and go out of bounds more so
 hatboozeparty: 🐦
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 shendaras: I think you missed just one.
 MegaDosX: Oh dear
  Juliamon: oh no
 Mr_Horrible: hell yeah let's fucking go
 Thefluffiestguineapig: If you want advice on what you missed let me know
 Saintnex: The big bird
 ReachW: yeah okay that's great
 Lysander_salamander: 
 empyreon: The way it was meant to be heard
 couchboyj: 
 Mr_Horrible: roll it you coward
 Gekyouryuu: TINY gordon?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben it's not sustainable because Adam will throw you
loufghyslaufey: What? The the bird want help?
 MegaDosX: I'm flying Peter!
 Seth_Erickson: Ascend Gordon
BluTGI: Super Gordon!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes, it is designed to allow secret discovery
 saucemaster5000: Gordon lives in the sky
 hatboozeparty: pls not the spinnies
 Lysander_salamander: oh hi
 Mr_Horrible: the subocean is Aware it seems
 quasi79fu: they thought of everything
trebuchetboy: cool easter egg
loufghyslaufey: skip to the antenna?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is not a mode designed for real play
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup, you can leave
loufghyslaufey: See what happens?
EricTheOrange: so can you just fly straight to the antenna?
 TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun so spoilers, to get the 'good end' you do what you ddd, the 'bad end' you say no. For the 'secret end' you do the ol' turn around and leave instead of playing the game. Then there is a 'true ending' where you helped everyone.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You can just get in the trucl
 DaFhaye: I bet with them putting this in the game there are a bunch of fun little things
 hammith: We don't always get the subocean in this stream
 Thefluffiestguineapig: *truck
 freshbubba: What was Tiny Gordon cheat?
 MegaDosX: I love when there's a "nah not doing that" secret ending to a game
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The bird you didn't know to look for her solution
 TheMerricat: @TheMerricat But... you can't beat any bosses.
loufghyslaufey: he's smol & flies around in noclipps
 hammith: I think you also need to kill the big boss at the end of the game
 quasi79fu: ahahahaha
 MegaDosX: Oh. No.
Haroldholmes25: oh no
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheMerricat "Beat" is a weird term here. You do not use combat as the final way to deal with them no
 quasi79fu: kind of makes it not scary
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Thefluffiestguineapig Except the amalgamation
 Mr_Horrible: 
 ghyllnox: So you know how you hated when the puppets talked all the time?
 Seth_Erickson: I like that it doesn't sync up lol
 Mr_Horrible: I love this
 DaFhaye: This game may not be scary but it was really nice and cute
 MegaDosX: @quasi79fu *Kind of*?!?
 TheMerricat: @hammith All of the bosses are capable of being bypassed in a non-violent way.
 Kramburger: @LoadingReadyRun Ben someone just beat your speedrun record for Kraven Manor a month ago
 BrowneePoints: I wish that ending bit was longer
 MegaDosX: Your record stood for a while then
 lazermeow: That cannot stand.
 Blakemcm: boot up kraven manor
 Seth_Erickson: Time to boot up Kraven Manor
 Blakemcm: get your prize back
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So I will say that some people are all butt hurt about this not being horror enough
 Kramburger: Beat you by 50 seconds
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What I will say is they stayed true to their ideas
 KeytarCat: OH Long arms is unlimited interact range?
 korvys: I mean, you just finished a game - Got anything else to do for the next 2 hours?
 Mr_Horrible: Ben breaks into Talking Sim: "So today we're actually playing Kraven Manor"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And I like that it is so unique
 SnackPak_: I look forward to the summoning salt video for kraven manor
 MegaDosX: Oh that makes sense KeytarCat
 Kramburger: Sorry, 20 second
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 Mazrae: Can't wait to see the mega wrench
 empyreon: sick
 Mr_Horrible: oh I'd *love* to see goofy speedrun categories with this
 ReachW: oh hell yeah, long arms% is going to be sick
EricTheOrange: depends how optimized the speedrun is from what I hear
 DaFhaye: Yeah
 Lysander_salamander: wow
 BrowneePoints: Yep
 raulghoulia: I was transported
 Mr_Horrible: Mega Ranch is just what we Americans dip our fries in
 SnackPak_: 
 empyreon:  what the what
 korvys: Mega Ranch https://www.thecloroxcompany.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/Giant-Hidden-Valley-Ranch-Bottle.jpg
josh___something: Megawrench is 10X damage I think
 DrLigmaPhD: Mega Ranch is where we milk the Godzillas
 Mazrae: Can you attack at distance now??
 Lysander_salamander: well, ok
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @korvys Even normal Ranch is just ok, how would making it mega do anything
 Lysander_salamander: bonk
 Mr_Horrible: catharsis
 MegaDosX: Good lord he got folded
 BrowneePoints: Wait bonk hin
 BrowneePoints: Let us hear the oofs
 quasi79fu: hahaahahah
 MegaDosX: Amazing
 quasi79fu: that scream
 DrLigmaPhD: BAP!
 Mr_Horrible: I love that it's Tiny Gordon but *everyone* has been sucking helium
 CaptainSpam: So, mega as in power, not size.  Gotcha.
LessIsMorii: That's going to be fun to rewatch at 1.5x speed on YouTUbe
trebuchetboy: Next game lets goooo
 BrowneePoints: To the YTs to see all the endings?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @CaptainSpam As a short petite person I can say people are always surprised how much of a punch I can dole out
BluTGI: @CaptainSpam That's what I tried to tell her! It was cold!
 duskcheetah: just looked it up - speedrun.com does have a long arms category for MFN!
 Gekyouryuu: "I have a big wrench, and tiny arms. I'm just not sure how well this plan was thought out." - growled out by a dinosaur in a hat
 Seth_Erickson: You know what I get why this game got very positive reviews it's very nice
EricTheOrange: longarms speed runs feel like theyd be wild
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The endings are only subtly different but you can also see what you do to help Pearl
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Pearl is the bird
 Mr_Horrible: well made
 Mr_Horrible: Tiny Gordon is just the voices and text speed it seems
 TheMerricat: All endings - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vn-2RgjGPOg warning you have to skip through a boss fight at the start.
 Mr_Horrible: oh wait nvm, ignore me
EricTheOrange: Nelly still plays valorant right?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Some fuck triggered the weight alarm in the elevator next to my wall and I am pissed
 Mr_Horrible: it's so popular I have never once been recommended it for viewing
 Seth_Erickson: Swonk is the only one I know who plays Valroant
 Mr_Horrible: Feast Mode Activated
 Mr_Horrible: #hungry
El_Funko: There was a Valorant esports event earlier this week which Elon Musk attended, and was booed by the entire crowd. Valorant seems alright
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible Dude yes please
 Mr_Horrible: fuckin' Ryback
 Mr_Horrible: 
 Kramburger: They're _xEB from England... Get 'em Ben
 Seth_Erickson: Aleks Le is really the gift that keeps on giving
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @El_Funko That made me respect that whole community so much more
 Mr_Horrible: Later, losers!
LessIsMorii: @El_Funko That really makes my evening, thanks
 saucemaster5000: I appreciate them giving the illusion of thinking about it
 saucemaster5000: good kayfabe
 Lysander_salamander: ok
EricTheOrange: big old clod hoppers
 Seth_Erickson: There goes Gordon in his steel boots again
LessIsMorii: Worst asmr
 Tangsm: It's good he follows those safety guidelines for the steel toed boots.
 saucemaster5000: will folks keep it down I can't hear his footstep
 ReachW: true
Sogheim: Medabots!
 MrQBear: There's a new medabots game, it's a mobile game and it's... a mobile game. ' x'
 Mr_Horrible: why don't you meta beat it, square?
 Omthebox: Mow Powah Mow Powah
 Gekyouryuu: attack mode! Medabee!
 KV1NN4: Medabots had a game?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Those boards dont work on water unless you got POWER
 DudelidouX: I'm building a medabot model like gunpla.
AMuseOfFirebane: medaboooots
 BrowneePoints: What about the BEST of that era, Fighting Foodons 
 CaptinOfBeez: holy cow you just woke a sleeper memory about metabots!
Laserbeaks_Fury: So people hate watched it
 CaptinOfBeez: I totally forgot about that!
 GhostValv: D:
 saucemaster5000: to memphis!
 Makrosian_Tae: !Damn
 crono3453: Wow Ricky, learn that from watching TV did you?
 Makrosian_Tae: !Card Damn
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 DrLigmaPhD: passive agressive sock puppet fucking reading you
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Do they have the true ending after this?
 FarleyF: so after this is going to be a playthrough of Spookys house of Jumpscares 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Or the good ending?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We have seen the "fuck it and leave" ending, the ok ending, this was the bad ending
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No, there is a good ending we didn't see
 ButterBall000: Oh! Crapshot!
 raulghoulia: oh vool. new crapshot
 TheMerricat: You are skiping over it.
 Mr_Horrible: it's on the timeline, Ben
 BrowneePoints: There's a 4th ending
 letfireraindown: Yeah, just a few friends
 Seth_Erickson: True ending got the show up and running again Ben
 Mr_Horrible: yeah, some of my old school friends
 Makrosian_Tae: Steam is not for messaging. That's a myth
TetraRay: a few people
 letfireraindown: Steam chat works well for us
El_Funko: The only person that messages me on stream is my brother the beep confuses me every time
BearRavenson: Just to share a lobby code, basically.
El_Funko: on steam
 Thefluffiestguineapig: There is one where you help everyone, say yes and they keep you on
 Mr_Horrible: yes that's how I tlk
 Mr_Horrible: *talk, even
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You end up working on the show
 Mr_Horrible: MINORSPELLINGMISTAKE
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And Gordon is happy
 saucemaster5000: Is mister horrible flava flav?
frank_the_great: My brother and I say "nerd" to each other on the steam
 Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 not last I checked but who *truly* knows themselves?
 Seth_Erickson: Arrivederci losers
 saucemaster5000: good game!
 TemporallyAwry: Ya' know - whoever voiced Ricky absolutely nailed the roll.
 Gekyouryuu: oh! the bird has glasses!
 Mr_Horrible: I never noticed the bird had glasses
 Gekyouryuu: she didn't in our ending because we didn't help
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Gekyouryuu Yup, she was mad because she couldn't see
 PMAvers: Keeping Steam chat around as a back-up is always a good idea in case Discord implodes.
 BrowneePoints: So we missed finding Pearl's eyes and glasses
 jessieimproved: And then you get clocked by a puppet
 saucemaster5000: And you turn around, and hear... beast mode baby...
 Makrosian_Tae: Not bad
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That is not real art
josh___something: Lies
 DudelidouX: AI gen?
 Land_Manatee: It's GOrdon
 korvys: Maybe that's Gordon
 Mr_Horrible: logan paul ass muppet
josh___something: It's just lies
thefightnerd: its the gummi bear from that music video re colored, isnt it?
 KeytarCat: It's a shopped spiderman puppet
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Meaning it's not art from the game
loufghyslaufey: @Thefluffiestguineapig Is that what we all just tell ourselves!?
 Lysander_salamander: 
TheAinMAP: 
 freshbubba: Two have the same arts though
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible That is a puppet that deserves the grenade
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LessIsMorii: Cake farts
 CaptainSpam: All we have is video evidence of the act!  They'll never figure it out!
 DrLigmaPhD: Joe Rogan supercuts
trebuchetboy: milf manor clips
Sogheim: ew no please don't
thefightnerd: Loading Ready Twerk
 Mr_Horrible: Paul: "...this neighborhood doesn't seem friendly at all"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: FNAF theory video
 Mischievous_Catgeist: Five minute crafts
loufghyslaufey: Hold up, did you watch all the endings?
 RealGamerCow: No, Cameron's the popping fan
 DaFhaye: SAME and I hate it
 saucemaster5000: put in sea shanty videos that'll show him
 ghyllnox: Sheep shearing?
 methodical_monk: Joe rogan
 Makrosian_Tae: Wait, popping?
patrick_stonecrusher: Knitting asmr
 Loa_Ayizan: Lots and lots of My Little Pony videos
 korvys: Get your speedrun on again
 circusofkirkus: Kraven Manor Speedrun time
El_Funko: show Adam the Astartes web series and get him into Warhammer
 KeytarCat: Towerfall!
Kreiseler: Kraven manor runs now?
 Kramburger: Kraven Manor let's go
 e_bloc: time for turok 2
 lazermeow: Speed run time.
 Blakemcm: chill or download small indie horror and play?
Talin06: grind out some SF6 matches
 Raincoast_Bear: Hey super Nope Bros. The youth?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Loa_Ayizan But only the fan ones that are just on the ok side of TOS
 raulghoulia: ass tarts
 Seth_Erickson: Have you ever played the Shore? It's not an amazing game but it is pretty good and short for a very small dev team
 Mr_Horrible: Astartes is pretty cracked
EricTheOrange: jimmiepoopins
 RealGamerCow: watch horror game trailers and get angry
 korvys: Orks
El_Funko: Astarters is 100% horror themed too
El_Funko: it's on brand
 Kramburger: The Bay Marie AssTarts?
 Gekyouryuu: what about What if the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech device?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh yeah
 Makrosian_Tae: I see Adam as enjoying Necron
Gaytanic_Panic: Doobus Goobus Winnie the Pooh Arc
 lazermeow: Adam is too cool for WARHAMMER.
 FarleyF: Adams Dark Eldar for sure, living for the pain and pleasure 
EricTheOrange: their all just a bunch of meanies
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That whole universe is just "maximum violence" every day
 crono3453: Get some Skaven in there, weird stinky little rat-men
 BrowneePoints: Thanks to Ben's Warcry tweet last night I looked at the Hunters of Huanchi 14 times today
 Mr_Horrible: they're an entire race of football hooligans
 Raincoast_Bear: Orks are most sincere species.
 Makrosian_Tae: Actually yeah, Adam would sign on with Orks in a FLASH
 lazermeow: Prove it.
 saucemaster5000: adam's too pool for warhammer
 scott1e: Just search his name a bunch of times, only get recommended videos of himself
 TheMerricat: The fact that Orks were invented by the old gods as a counter to undying terminators....
 Seth_Erickson: MMM counterpoint: Beast Mode Baby!
 Kramburger: Henry Caville likes warhammer, nobody is too cool for warhammer
goombalax: put your overpriced plastic where your mouth is
 Makrosian_Tae: "Kkona 'umies!"
 Mr_Horrible: Adam picks Necrons and makes everyone mad
drizztnailo: i dont play warhammer but necrons look cool
 Mr_Horrible: Heel choice
 ghyllnox: Adam and Orks would get on well
 Kaaannaaa: Necrons?
LMAOkai_: i hear Guilty Gear Strive is a good horror game
loufghyslaufey: There's a Let's NOPE magic crapshot where all of Cameron's brain is Warhammer videos?
 Gekyouryuu: hey, Ben, did you hear they revealed what I-no's first name is?
EvilBadman: Visit best girl Monika?
 lazermeow: Necrons, Space Metal Skeletons!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is it the hand with the text to speech?
 Raincoast_Bear: I finished my Orks combat Patrol.  https://www.instagram.com/ursamajorminis/
 Fanklok: Warhammer is a bunch of British men turning schoolyard arguments into a multi million dollar company
 Mr_Horrible: [X] to doubt
 Blakemcm: yooooo
 Makrosian_Tae: Cameron may just have given the best explanation EVER of Warhammer lore and I love it
Nosser2: Oh, Alissa is great.
 saucemaster5000: clock tower?
 Seth_Erickson: Little Nightmares 3 got announced and I saw some headline saying it actually will have coop
LessIsMorii: Vivaldi playing
 KeytarCat: These are such good GUYS
 Lysander_salamander: Oh I've seen the trailer for this before.  I wonder if it's good.
loufghyslaufey: So... Alice Spirited Away?
 BrowneePoints: @loadingreadyrun don't forget the game grumps' horror game!
 call_me_Aras: Saw this game on GDQ, seems actually good.
 Mr_Horrible: okay this actually looks sick I retract my burn
 Charlie_Victor7: Have you played Dusk? Speaking of 90s throwbacks
doubledbear: I hope they play HomeBody
 BrowneePoints: I suggest Homebody and At Dead of Night
 Mr_Horrible: @Charlie_Victor7 I think Alex did on a bonus quite some time ago
 FarleyF: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2314720/Chillas_Art_Parasocial/ - This one is a Horror game about being a live streamer - although it is Japanese text based
 Blakemcm: Homebody is a good new horror game
trebuchetboy: Game grumps produced game
 saucemaster5000: have you played body harvest on this stream?
 quasi79fu: homebody is sooo good
 lazermeow: Homebody was made by the game grumps.
 BrowneePoints: Homebody is the game grumps horror game
 quasi79fu: have to check out homebody
 Blakemcm: made by the same devs that made Dream Daddy
 Charlie_Victor7: @mr_horrible Tanks!
frank_the_great: Pajama Sam
EricTheOrange: putt putt goes to the moon
 Mr_Horrible: the horror games I want you to earmark aren't out yet
 Kramburger: Still pushing for in the dead of night
 Mr_Horrible: actually wait no, Mundaun
 RealGamerCow: Oh I saw a bit of this, it's very interesting
LMAOkai_: System Shock remake
 Mr_Horrible: check Mundaun
 couchboyj: Have they ported OG Clocktower to Steam?
frank_the_great: Nooo!
  TStodden: Would Crawl be a good filler game here or would be a better fit for CTS?
EvilBadman: Game Grumps published it, it's not their sort of humor etc
 saucemaster5000: every time you bring it up they kill a fairy and push it back a year
 electric_claire: World of Horror?
 crono3453: AI Adam will KKona for eternity
 Seth_Erickson: I think you guys might like The Shore it's very short and not great, but it was made by very view devs.
 Raincoast_Bear: I personally enjoy 7 Days to Die which is a zombie survival game. Probably not horror enough for the Super Nope Bros.
 Saintnex: It’s pretty old, but Yahtzee from the Escapist made a short horror game called Consuming Shadows
 Blakemcm: its supposed to be good, and intriguing. and the main character you wanna root for
loufghyslaufey: Wait, Wait! Oh, nvm. Little Nightmares was merely announced, not yet released...
 DaFhaye: This looks so bad
LessIsMorii: This trailer is... something
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @loufghyslaufey Not till 2024
loufghyslaufey: Oh, it kind of Coraline vibes...
 BrowneePoints: At Dead of Night Ben. Check it out.
patrick_stonecrusher: GIANT HOTDOG
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: go through MyHouse.wad?
 saucemaster5000: Terranigma maybe?
BearRavenson: @BrowneePoints I'm with that Sead of Night
 rick0chet008: Hausemeister
LessIsMorii: Great Orville Peck song
BearRavenson: *Dead
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: oh no it made it a link
 lazermeow: Choo Choo Charles... again
 Mr_Horrible: Mundaun and No One Lives Under The Lighthouse are both great, recommend checking them out
trebuchetboy: 
EricTheOrange: oh their french El_Funko
 Lysander_salamander: oh boy
 lazermeow: Oh this game is actually pretty good.
 Mr_Horrible: she sounds chuffed
 Seth_Erickson: I'd still love to see Adam play through the first Little Nightmares
 Mr_Horrible: cor blimey
goombalax: Y'all tossers left me behind
 Transmuted_Elf: oh this one!
LessIsMorii: Oh shit, yes
El_Funko: love me some FMV
 Lysander_salamander: wow it's been ages since I've played an fmv game
 GhostValv: I saw this one 
doubledbear: I'm so into fmv games
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This game might be funky on stream
loufghyslaufey: Oh, this like the Krondor *o r t* game?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's very good but I don't know about streaming it
 xantos69: Jimmy: Puts his milk into the bowl first.
 inconsideratehat: You did watch this trailer!
LessIsMorii: Wrestle with Jimmy
loufghyslaufey: Oh, you mean on how you ate him?(Jimmy)
 DrLigmaPhD: Jimmy Neutron?
plundypops: Hell yeah
 BrowneePoints: I suggested this to ya like a year or so ago lol
 Seth_Erickson: This is pretty interesting
 Mazrae: Is that the guy from clockwork orange
 Mr_Horrible: Dragon's Lair?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DrLigmaPhD Post divorce
patrick_stonecrusher: Jimmy..? Rustled.
 flamewave7: This game is a very good modern fmv game.
 crono3453: Night Trap?
 GhostValv: dragon deez nuts?
 Raincoast_Bear: I mean, we all know the truth about Jimmy, we just don't talk about it in front of him.
 HiCallMeRusty: Just rewatched RoadQuest so I think its Jimmy from Barkerville
 Seth_Erickson: Fuckin' Jimmy out in the hallway going Beast Mode Baby
 Mazrae: Also I feel like we've seen this trailer before
trebuchetboy: Id watch some Dragon Quest
 Kramburger: It's not full FMV, the maps are CG only the bad guy is FMV
 DaFhaye: This looks like one of those that the hiding gets old tho
loufghyslaufey: So, this kind of on Unreal Engine?
doubledbear: Dragon quest is a horror game right?
 KV1NN4: 3 bangers
 DrLigmaPhD: @Thefluffiestguineapig Or is it just that rogue personality fragment who's a dick?
  TStodden: Could go for some Organ Trail as a time-filler.
 raulghoulia: what was the game where you're a hand?
trebuchetboy: @doubledbear 100% 
 BrowneePoints: Yay I suggested 2 bangers
 Raincoast_Bear: What if you took Road Quest and editing it into a Dragon's Lair style FMV game.
goombalax: Hand of doom?
LessIsMorii: "dogs!"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DrLigmaPhD In this game or the cartoon? Because that is the summary of that game
 Transmuted_Elf: have you all played any of the little horros games?
 Land_Manatee: Hell yeah
 saucemaster5000: Dogs
 Makrosian_Tae: Go birds
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That trailer is solid gold for jokes
 KV1NN4: hope you play all of those games at some point
 Seth_Erickson: @Transmuted_Elf they've been through the second game
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: fuck yeah go birds
 Transmuted_Elf: little nightmares*
El_Funko: that sounds right
doubledbear: @Raincoast_Bear This time, Ian wins the race
 Seth_Erickson: but Adam hasn't played the first
 BrowneePoints: Oh yea an Adam playthrough of Little Nightmares 1 could be fun
 Transmuted_Elf: @Seth_Erickson thanks!
  Juliamon: Transmuted_Elf They've been played
 Makrosian_Tae: Didn't Cam and Cory do LN 1?
 azninsect: just got out of a meeting and i see we're done with game
 call_me_Aras: Looks like the Game Grumps one is apeing Clocktower
 Seth_Erickson: I think Adam would love LN1 story is right up his ballpark
 couchboyj: Ya'll ever play Ghost Master?  Thats a classic.
  Juliamon: Cori and Heather did the first one I think
 Raincoast_Bear: It's not like you have any oversight....
loufghyslaufey: replay 'Alan Wake'?
 saucemaster5000: James will say yes then start making sure there's no tea in the office when you are in
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: the Quake 2 remaster came out, that's got some body horror
 crono3453: Is that one where you are a hand running around from dogs and people out yet? I absolutely can not remember what it was called though
 FarleyF: you could play Redfall - thats a horror of a game
loufghyslaufey: *shrugs*
 lazermeow: Did y'all do Gartan of Ban Ban?
 Seth_Erickson: Yeah Cori and Heather have played at least 1 stream of the first game
  HatsWearCats: Atelia Ryze 3 is horrifying yes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @lazermeow That game is W+P worthy, not here
doubledbear: Rat time?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Tentacle rat is upsetting
 Makrosian_Tae: Have they don't any Silent Hill games?
 Makrosian_Tae: Done*
loufghyslaufey: She died offscreen or something?
Trymantha: Have the boys played Nightmare of Decay?
BearRavenson: I like rats
satyropodobny: and the best use of rat award goes to
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Makrosian_Tae I think all of them
 FarleyF: is it Out of Hands Maybe
goombalax: wait let him cook
 Seth_Erickson: They have done at least one Silent Hill game Makrosian_Tae
doubledbear: I'd like to see y'all do Silent Hill 4 The Room personally
  TStodden: Manos: The Hands of Fate - The Game?
 saucemaster5000: Body Harvest
 Mr_Horrible: if you need a 1-stream wonder at some point, No One Lives Under The Lighthouse is good (although there's some bits that may prove frustrating)
 korvys: Was it Hand of Doom, that game Cam and Cori were playing?
 Wibblesqueak: I cant find me
 FarleyF: Or Grasping Maybe
 FarleyF: NVM
 jessieimproved: I totally remember the trailer, it was wild
 Seth_Erickson: Collective Hallucination
 Kramburger: I think @Wibblesqueak Mifght be right
 KeytarCat: Hand simulator?
 saucemaster5000: alright I'll look it up
 raulghoulia: The Outlast Trials
loufghyslaufey: We get "paid"?
Sogheim: oh no... dogs.
 Raincoast_Bear: Handy neighbors
 Mr_Horrible: yeah, that's it pretty sure
 Makrosian_Tae: What are we paying "for" you? 
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 jessieimproved: there it is
goombalax: give them a hand
 Raincoast_Bear: Thing the RPG
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is so good
 Seth_Erickson: You'll be receiving your bonus in the mail @Wibblesqueak
 jessieimproved: oh the voice acting i remember now
 inconsideratehat: Fuck yeah bud
 Seth_Erickson: 
NimrodXIV: riiiight
 CaptainSpam: d o g s
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wibblesqueak is clutch
 SnackPak_: a classic
 Gekyouryuu: Thing's Day Out
 lazermeow: Oh yeah, this masterpiece.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup
 e_bloc: holy fucking shit game of the year
loufghyslaufey: are all the voicelines AI?
Gaytanic_Panic: a cementary
BearRavenson: So much fucking better than I remembered it.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: oh god
 Thefluffiestguineapig: help me
 Transmuted_Elf: almost would want Christopher walken to voice this
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No capitals
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No inflection
 Kuhfeek: wow
 CururuGuasu: It’s the Christopher Walken text to speech
 Raincoast_Bear: dogs have shotgun
 ALLxISxLOST: orf orf orf
 SnackPak_: me too, hand
 YawnLance: I hate those spooky ravens 
 Seth_Erickson: This is the greatest trailer known to man
 Mr_Horrible: "you uh, you wanna take that again?"
doubledbear: Could i get another take on that
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Now that Ian knows that he will be hunting you down
 DaFhaye: The gameplay looks actually fun
El_Funko: and a writer
 Mr_Horrible: I mean, it looks like a lot of asset store stuff glued together
 BrowneePoints: Did yall have any interest in amnesia the bunker?
 MegaDosX: "We did 20 takes, and that was the best one."
 KV1NN4: maybe thats the temp voice..?
noSmokeFire: Adam, what do you think of Baltimore's football team?
 Raincoast_Bear: World of Tank or Something.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible I feel like that's true of everything except the animation for the hand. That looks like they did it themselves
 HiCallMeRusty: The description got me "You died, but you didn't die..."
 Land_Manatee: "Tell me more, I'm a detective"
 saucemaster5000: I hate those spooky ravens
 arkham1981: blood and ghosts. blasphmeous 2 is out 
 Mr_Horrible: @Thefluffiestguineapig that's fair, yeah
doubledbear: Go Birds
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 not you guys again
 Mr_Horrible: Homebody
 Blakemcm: homebody
 Mr_Horrible: was the Grumps one
 Makrosian_Tae: Go birds
 Mr_Horrible: yes, sometimes
LessIsMorii: Homestuck
 Makrosian_Tae: The hand was gonna roll me
 Blakemcm: i played it waaaay back when
 Fe1ix66: I have friends who literally played it tonight in discord
 BrowneePoints: No one spoil the gimmick
drizztnailo: i have played 3 games of smite in my life
 Seth_Erickson: Magic the Gathering is in
 ALLxISxLOST: @LessIsMorii Dave! No!
 HiCallMeRusty: I smite 
 saucemaster5000: More like Smytime is more important
 Gekyouryuu: you can be Vtubers
drizztnailo: there are mtg characters in smite i think
 FarleyF: i used to play Smite - i got in on the ground level and bought the pass that gives you all gods including future ones
doubledbear: You can be vtubers now
 hammith: You can play as the Ninja Turtles
 call_me_Aras: I think they have Megatron in there
Laserbeaks_Fury: They have TMNT skins for SMITE
 Mr_Horrible: Vamana Gnome skin baybeeee
mulligan2six: They had planeswalkers in there too
 freshbubba: I tried playing it again and got flamed for no reason and left
 BrowneePoints: I did until they said they're gonna AI voice actors @loadingreadyrun
 Mr_Horrible: yeah their crossovers are wild
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 Makrosian_Tae: Megatron and Optimus Prime
patrick_stonecrusher:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Honestly I'm glad they made that game within their limits
 raulghoulia: I accept your apology
 Makrosian_Tae: It was pretty decent
 Fanklok: I still have 6 hours left of work though
 Mr_Horrible: This was very good for Let's NOPE
 ALLxISxLOST: I smite, you smite, he she wumbo
 SquareDotCube: it had a good last hour
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Not trying to stretch the game for length of playthrough
 Mr_Horrible: Smite's studio, Hi-Rez
 BrowneePoints: The Smite Devs
trebuchetboy: 
loufghyslaufey: RE 4 isn't a deece modded game!?
 Mr_Horrible: been making some stinky proclamations
 Thefluffiestguineapig: For which game?
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 Makrosian_Tae: Fuuuuuck
 GhostValv: not a good start
 xantos69: Because its easy to be bad
 Loa_Ayizan: Last week I said I did not like the puppet game... I apologize, it ended up being cooler than I thought and I take it back
 Blakemcm: its more profitable to be EVIL!
  Juliamon: good is expensive
 Makrosian_Tae: Never been more difficult to get voice work
doubledbear: woot
 RoundTop7: Y'all should actually play through Fnaf, piss all the lore guys off.
 TheAwkes: Because Money™
luci_geekery: what we playing?
 BrowneePoints: Yea the smite Studio said they're pro AI voices and it made me wrinkle my nose
EricTheOrange: homebuddy
 SnackPak_: gottem
NarishmaReborn: he'll just say that you're his homebody
 Makrosian_Tae: Woah
 Mr_Horrible: MINORSPELLINGMISTAKE
 MegaDosX: James pls
doubledbear: en garde looks sick too
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Blakemcm I would say that's not quite right, it's more profitable to be cold and cruel
 Gekyouryuu: @Mr_Horrible 7tv user spotted
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Evil sometimes requires effort
LessIsMorii: Hope you get to rest well Adam
 Mr_Horrible: @Gekyouryuu ironically not actually, I just hang around them elsewhere a lot
El_Funko: Visiting? sounds like fun
 saucemaster5000: who would do that?
 CatTreeDreamCar: I actually had mac and cheese for dinner tonight. XD
 HiCallMeRusty: Chicken Tikka Masala
 inconsideratehat: Knitting a sweater!
 Makrosian_Tae: You were main screen! ...on my phone
 hammith: Grilled chicken, rice, and corn. 
BearRavenson: A big mess
 crono3453: No macaroni, just shepherd's pie
 Blakemcm: spicy barramundi wtih coos coos and carrots
 lazermeow: Thanks for the no scope.
 xantos69: I'm gonna go make macaroni now.
 freshbubba: I made macaroni last week
 saucemaster5000: @HiCallMeRusty   
 Mr_Horrible: Congratulations! Ben is in *your* walls!
 ReachW: The real Let's Nope was behind us all along.
 Joecool190: I just put a pizza in the over
doubledbear: Always my second main screen
Umandsf: I was playing mahjong
 Kramburger: My wife asked me to make macaroni at 9:30pm last night because pregnancy cravings
NarishmaReborn: ham and baked beans and corn on the cob
JakeKamas: I made yakisoba before you guys started if that counts
 Land_Manatee: Grilled chicken here
 KV1NN4: w/ brocolli and some chicken tendies
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks for the stream!
 Makrosian_Tae: Goodbye YouTube's!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @JakeKamas That sounds amazing
 FarleyF: whoooo riot times 
LessIsMorii: Hope you get to try cereal-coffee  
 Land_Manatee: Excited for trails. Very fun version of Parks
Nosser2: We were asked to remind you to tell Heather something?
 Mr_Horrible: that Eldraine is going wild
 empyreon: so much woe
Ashmantle: reminder: you wanted to tell heather about having started on the wrong screen
Forgotten_Lizard: Oh yeah, tell Heather about the start
  Juliamon: Also please make sure the drifty controller is labeled
 Mr_Horrible: *sultry-like* "ultra combo"
 MegaDosX: Oh boy
 Mr_Horrible: oh so Serge is playing Linvala
 Mr_Horrible: 
 KeytarCat: @Juliamon Yeah, tape that mfr!
 raulghoulia: Soraflora!
goombalax: ooooh celestine
NarishmaReborn: isamaru one drops
 rosesmcgee: Celestine!
 MegaDosX: Mavinda, yeah
Umandsf: My jam!
 Gekyouryuu: Celestine so good
 Seth_Erickson: St. Celestine is cool
 e_bloc: mono white and the decks will be white too
frank_the_great: Who?
 Land_Manatee: No Wheeler on Mono-white night, huh? Excited nonetheless
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Depends
 BrowneePoints: There's some goofy ones
 MegaDosX: It does depend on what you want to do
 Mr_Horrible: there's a number of *anti*-fun monowhite commanders in fact
 azninsect: oooh
 Makrosian_Tae: !card remand
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 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: That's starting this week!? sweet
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible The ratio of anti fun commanders to fun commanders in white is skewed the bad way
 BrowneePoints: Graham cut it down to 24 from 770
 KeytarCat: React stream! 
 BrowneePoints: Or something like that
 rosesmcgee: So not AI upscaling?
 lazermeow: I hope we get a stream one day of Adam reacting to all the Factions in Warhammer 40k.
 Makrosian_Tae: Re-act-tion stream
 Gekyouryuu: "hurr, durr, react content is so lazy"
 lamina5432: will be prereleasing so sad to miss that
 Kramburger: Make them funny this ti- *gets shot*
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam's reaction
 Mr_Horrible: I need Serge to be cast in the remaster of "Son of a Bitch"
NarishmaReborn: recast morgan as james and james as ben
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That was the perfect face
 Lysander_salamander: that's a lot of sketches
LessIsMorii: Heather message reminder
 KeytarCat: 52x11
 thatguysteve2709: Night guys
 BrowneePoints: Every week for 11 years
 KeytarCat: at least!
 SAJewers: 64k?
 Kramburger: But Ben, didn't you write unfuck this house?
 CastleOtranto: @Mr_Horrible Your ideas intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter
 Land_Manatee: I think they're always Canadian
 KV1NN4: Oh yeah Message for Heather
goombalax: what about Its Magic
doubledbear: They'll remake the episode of Hustle where Adam wait for Diablo 3
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I would love some of the X ways to Y ones to get in
 OrionPax21: THE DUTCH!
 Mazrae: Will the one where James gets hits with a tennis ball
 KV1NN4:   
noSmokeFire: is he. you know. canadian.
LessIsMorii: Remember, message for Heather!
 Mr_Horrible: lmao
 Lysander_salamander: oh heck
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Notify Heather
 raulghoulia: reminder
 Kramburger: That adam was buried under Moonbase Mk III
 Lysander_salamander: eugh
loufghyslaufey: what?
loufghyslaufey: I don't get it.
 xantos69: No idea what we are talking about.
 Land_Manatee: I have seen them all, but I do not recall this.
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat:    
 KV1NN4: Heather needs to be notified of the thing
loufghyslaufey: What did people keep saying?
LessIsMorii: Reminder, tell Heather stuff
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh man
goombalax: hard agree
 shendaras: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt49Nphfpug
 ReachW: It truly is
 SnackPak_:  cards, I guess
 Mr_Horrible: reference to an old oooooold LRR piece of content
doubledbear: loooooove gbc pokemon tcg
NarishmaReborn: gonna take some pokemans to church
 Gekyouryuu: I loved that game
doubledbear: Music is banger
 azninsect: game was great
 BrowneePoints: Og pokemon tcg played like magic
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Reminder to notify Heather so she doesn't make you disappear
 ReachW: And it's one-sided!
doubledbear: The sequel that was fan translated was also great
TheCrownedClown55: pokemon!!!!! woooooo!!!!!
loufghyslaufey: Yes it is.
LessIsMorii: Remember to talk to Heather  
 BrowneePoints: New pokemon tcg is like...combo speedruns
 HiCallMeRusty: I've heard Wheeler talk a lot about Pokemon 99 and I am very interested
QuixoticScrivener: 4 bill, every deck, every time
 azninsect: OG pokemon TCG is wild
 SquareDotCube: Which one though? The one that came out in NA, or the Japan-only sequel?
 BrowneePoints: No seriously though the trainers are busted but the creatures are ass
  Juliamon: It was published by WotC at the time
 ReachW: Pokemon 99 is a very fun but incredibly solved format.
loufghyslaufey: Who know what "Pot of Greed" even does!?
 Gekyouryuu: 350 is standard
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh you sweet summer child
 BrowneePoints: Og pokemon very, very much played like magic
 SquareDotCube: OG Charizard had 120
 empyreon: *exhausted sigh* is about right
 e_bloc: if you have to ask big man, you can;t afford it
 Kramburger: V-max was the the main competitor for VHS
 Lysander_salamander: don't tell him about Yugioh, where they have like a million
LessIsMorii: Heather-reminder!
 TemporallyAwry: We summoning Exodia or something?
 TheWanderingNomad: I don't want to dig deeper into this iceburg...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @empyreon People at the LGS I used to work for who ran Pokemon were exhausted trying to keep up with it
 Kramburger: Poke-gang
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I know people say MTG has some powercreep these days but basically every other card game shows us it could be so much worse
 Mr_Horrible: Fortnort
 Kramburger: TBF you had to stop to Boshy
doubledbear: Man couldn't even beat brock /s
 Mr_Horrible: new season, I think
 azninsect: fork knife
 BrowneePoints: I played og pokemon tcg competitively in the junior division as a kid
goombalax: new season
 ButterBall000: Oh, I was going through things today and found 3 of the original Pokemon TCG Manuals
  Juliamon: hey, he beat Brock several times!
 HiCallMeRusty: something something tomato town
 Mr_Horrible: everyone has rockets than can ride
 Land_Manatee: No, that was Valorant, Adam
 Raincoast_Bear: Fortnite is Fun!         To watch.
 Land_Manatee: We all just saw it
LessIsMorii: Heyo, remember to talk to Heather
 KV1NN4:     
doubledbear: @Juliamon True, just joking
 saucemaster5000: MESSAGE Heather
 BrowneePoints: But yea WotC through a lawsuit got publishing rights in the US for the ptcg for the first several years
 empyreon: @Thefluffiestguineapig I can't even imagine dealing with it at that level
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 Mr_Horrible: thanks for streamin', lads 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: MESSAGE HEATHER
 letfireraindown: Have a good one all
 HiCallMeRusty: thanks for the stream!
 ReachW: Take care, chat! Thanks for the stream, boys!
 Kuhfeek: thanks for the stream
 BrowneePoints: Oh no temporally awry you were too late
LessIsMorii: Byeeeeeeeeeeeee
 ReachW: 
LessIsMorii: ADAM
 xantos69: Wait put the camera back on.
 MegaDosX: Phrasing.
 empyreon:   
goombalax: holyshit
doubledbear: lol
 MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
 FarleyF: nah thats secret podcast material
 Lysander_salamander: good night, everyone
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 saucemaster5000: GODDAMN IT
 ghyllnox: Nah fam
 Gekyouryuu: hey, Adam
 empyreon: hell no I don't 
 FarleyF: Nah im working
Tetramina: I can
 Nigouki: I just don't want to rinse the dishes
 KV1NN4: Secret podcast while i bundle up the trash for garbage night :3
 FarleyF:    
 Mr_Horrible: I sat here and made ad noises to myself
 Fanklok: I was busy
 Nigouki: they're a whole stack, you have to take the set
 NotCainNorAbel: got to watch to the end
 saucemaster5000: dishes are single and hot
Tetramina: I mean I do have a few single dishes
 FarleyF: peace out
 ghyllnox: Actually tho
 Kramburger: 
josh___something: You are very funny
 Nigouki: byeeeeeeeeee
Tetramina: night o/
quillilian: ads are time to get up and stretch
 Mr_Horrible: baiiiii
 empyreon: peace 
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