Garbage Games || WATCH+PLAY

Metric_Furlong: remember the ABCs
Metric_Furlong: Always Be Chewing cables
 accountmadeforants: Yup, I guess it's my region (or my network)? Turned on my VPN and got right in
  Juliamon: VPNs, what can't they do?
 Earthenone: be afforded by me? 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Earthenone ^same
 accountmadeforants: @Earthenone See, you simply should have gotten a super cheap lifetime subscription for a VPN provider that ended up having far more longevity than I (or they, maybe) expected.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So I am baffled by this. I was notified I got an amazon delivery with a picture in my building. It was a 24 pack of coconut water. Someone decided that was the package they were going to steal or the amazon guy left it somewhere in my building I cannot find
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Of all the weird shit to steal, why that?
 accountmadeforants: @Thefluffiestguineapig Was it visibly coconut water, or just a bit heavy box?
 accountmadeforants: *big
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also if the amazon guy just left it in front of a random door, that other tenant is a dick because if you get a package at your door that's not yours, you take it to the lobby
 Lizardman175: I think its mostly just 'steal something' rather than worry about what you are taking.
WearingCats_CwC: Today the cat has brought me: Some of a bat. Stay tuned for further cat present updates
  Juliamon: "hey, free shit"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @accountmadeforants I checked the "use manufacturer packaging" option but I only saw the picture that supposedly confirmed delivery so who knows
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lizardman175 It is so weird because you can't even flip that. It's not something that's easy to sell. Why not leave it opened in the front with a note saying "sorry didn't look at the name"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Because honestly that would make sense to everyone
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Not sarcastic, if you see amazon packaging you don't always check the name closely
 TheMerricat: So late to the party on the conversation, but as someone who was essentially restricted to only using Amazon since 2019, their delivery drivers can be a bit... batty sometimes. I've had them crawl through the mud to determinedly deliver items to the 5 ft wide 'backdoor' of apartment neighbors rather than walk down the perfectly useable sidewalk to deliver it to my front door multiple occasions. I used to try to canvas the neighborhood to see where my mislaid packages went and eventually..
 TheMerricat: just gave up and started requesting refunds on anything marked as delivered but didn't actually make it to me. Amazon, at least for me, has been pretty good about giving me my money back at least.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheMerricat That sounds like a real weird thing to unite the neighborhood
  TXC2: Title change!
  TXC2: also hello everybody
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey TXC2!
 beowuuf: my 'favourite' theft story is someone stealing a power supply that was being returned to our company for repair. We make custom power supplies, you can't use them yourself. It was broken. They literally stole a paperweight for no good reason.
 MrTheWalrus: Amazon allegedly delivered a box containing 4 gallons of pool shock (extra-strong bleach, basically) to me last month. It definitely didn't come to my house, and I have the only pool on my street so if it had gone to a neighbor I think they would have known. Maybe someone stole it, but it seems like the worst thing to steal - heavy, toxic, and not worth much.
  TXC2: hello Thefluffiestguineapig
 beowuuf: 
  TXC2: hi beowuuf
   LoadingReadyRun: @TheMerricat Wholly unrelated! Could I ask you to wait a bit longer on adding Steam Store Page info to chat, just so we can all discover the nonsense of a given game together? (I still do appreciate your input when we encounter trouble actually playing!) Thanks!
 SkylerRingtail: @LoadingReadyRun Oh boy, that's a promising start to the Garbage Day
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey beowuuf! Your name always makes me think of a strangely translated "pretty bark" and that is adorable to me. (I know it's a literature reference)
Metric_Furlong: okay, we need to ban TheMerricat, got it 
 TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun Happy to do so! 
   LoadingReadyRun: Cheers, thanks!
 BigDaddyBland87: Merricat too powerful confirmed
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @LoadingReadyRun This is the request you squint at trying to figure it out and just have fun after a while
   LoadingReadyRun: @SkylerRingtail Oh it's not specific to now, but we DO got some trash coming down the pipe.
Metric_Furlong: right, I've got the sub and super ocean themes queued up, in case we have a repeat of last time
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BigDaddyBland87 Googling speed is off the charts
 Manae: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham and Alex are prepared... are you? It's Garbage Day!) at Wed 01:00 PM PDT (0s from now).
  TXC2: trash? on watch and play? the devil you say 
  Juliamon: Sometimes the info can be spoilers for the true level of garbage they're dealing with
  TXC2: Manae  
Metric_Furlong: so otherwise we're reading for garbage day https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k
 Manae:  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 The one we stand against, yes
 sethtriggs: Yay Watch+Play!
 NewtyNewts: Let's Patch and Wlay! ...wait
 beowuuf: @Thefluffiestguineapig lol, i'm happy for it to mean whatever you want it to mean  it's a pun on beowulf because there's a character called wuuf in a game i love  also weird early interenet reasons 
 NewtyNewts: 
 Manae:     
  TXC2: CONTACT
 BigDaddyBland87:    
 beowuuf:    
 GapFiller:      
 Earthenone:   
  Juliamon: gods do I need this today
 margieargie: Ah, just in time for the garbage
 baltimore_667083: 
 LordZarano: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham and Alex are prepared... are you? It's Garbage Day!) at Wed 01:00 PM PDT (59s ago).
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 Thefluffiestguineapig:       
 BraveOthello: Beat the Twitch notification!
 LordZarano: 59s 
  TXC2: SUB HYPE BEGINS
 KV1NN4:   
  TXC2:   
 KBKarma: Oh hells yeah, just got here!
Inquisitor_Xian subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 98 months!
 Inquisitor_Xian: GORBAGE DAY
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offbeatwitch: signal!
Metric_Furlong: @KBKarma nice timing
CopperAstronaut: Garbagio day!
  TXC2: ah yes Serenity, the watch word of W&P 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We start with laid back music in order to juxtapose with the slap happiness incoming
 KBKarma: I decided "well, it's gonna start eventually, may as well check it out."
 lirazel64: Garbage Day!
 KBKarma: And then I got the ping from Twitch.
snikerony subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 26 months!
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 beowuuf: this music is too nice compared to the level of filth we are about to discover 
JaymicUnyielding: Garbage day for toilet games!
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 Ladyrhea: Subbing while at work. Catch y'all on the VOD!
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 GapFiller: phunny story totally forgot this was happening today until watching the Paul doing the coming up schedule on the PPR vod literally a minute ago and came in right as the stream went live
Metric_Furlong: twitch is saying this is intended for certain audiences; presumably not cardiac people
 GapFiller: so thats some timing anna half
 sethtriggs: The Road Quest album is quite nice to listen to.
Violet__Violence: garbage daaaaay
 ArcadeEngineer: been watching the watch and play back catalogue a week or so, first time catching one live
 lirazel64: It is, in fact, trash day on my street.
 Simriel: @Metric_Furlong Nothing is intended for Cardiac People
 beowuuf: @ArcadeEngineer  welcome
 KBKarma: @Metric_Furlong Oh. Should I go then? 
  TXC2: also in unrelated news, I 100% og Dark souls today, so I am in fact a gamer 
  TXC2: hello ArcadeEngineer  welcome
 tenthtechpriest: Oh boy garbage day
 beowuuf:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Metric_Furlong I think maybe it's hepatic people this time but I could be wrong
Crokoking subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 104 months!
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 ArcadeEngineer: i still haven't got back to 'not intended for cardiac people' but i can feel it getting close somehow
Metric_Furlong: @TXC2 my condolences
Violet__Violence: it's been a hot second since i've been able to catch a stream live, good to be back
  TXC2: Metric_Furlong  thank you
warpstonewarlock: Phew, I got here on time
Violet__Violence: i'm looking forward to this
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UxCryptic subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 21 months!
 UxCryptic: Woo! Garbage day!
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 BraveOthello: !advice
  LRRbot: More wig! Wig! Wig! Hair! Hair! Many variety, much hair! More wig! Hair. Fill the prop room with hair!
  TXC2: hello Violet__Violence  welcome
 PixelArtDragon: @TXC2 Hell yeah! I'm up to O&S on my current playthrough
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ArcadeEngineer The game is really nothing special, it's just the content warnings
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to Violet__Violence! 
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  TXC2: PixelArtDragon  good luck
 Wicker_Guide looks a lrrbot suspiciously
Metric_Furlong: welcome to the front row toilet seats, Violet__Violence
 Violet__Violence: oh my gosh, thank you!
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Almost missed the start of garbage day!!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is that a new command from that Mail Time?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That wasn't a quote
 Malkmaven1176: Oh boy, time to watch Alex play some bad games
DoodlestheGreat: YAY TRASH!
  Juliamon: It was advice
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Not listed as a quote in that
doubledbear: garbage day??
  Juliamon: Chat moved too fast
 Wicker_Guide: oh, advice. Sensible
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon o.0 That is some kind of advice
 GapFiller: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Wow! What a stirring intro!
Metric_Furlong: @Malkmaven1176 to be fair, sometimes thay play good games. not often, but it happens
  TXC2: !goodadvice
  LRRbot: At this time of year?
Critterbot: I'm here for garbo!
 Simriel: Oh boy, sure is time for the Internet Toilet
 iris_of_ether: I'm so happy the hair thing made the Advice command
 Wicker_Guide: !point
  LRRbot: If you came here hoping for there to be a point to this, I have bad news for you.
Aitsu111: Garbage Daaaayyyy
 GapFiller: !holes
  LRRbot: A hole is just a vertical cave.
 beowuuf: !sassplan
  LRRbot: I don't know, go ask Serge's mods.
 sethtriggs: All hail the Crown Vic Fursuit Vehicle!
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 Lizardman175: meeting over in time for garbage!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Metric_Furlong Sometimes it's Tomato Way, but sometimes the panels to open pathways are giant stretched wood doors in a space station
 IbunWest: 
 codatski: Made it! I was promised garbage?
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: I really need to set some kind of alarm for this stream, I keep forgetting it
   Anubis169: Garbage day!!
 Simriel: @sethtriggs The "fursuit" vehicle joke gets me every time
   Anubis169: 'ello all!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sass plan is a great quote
  TXC2: hello Anubis169
 beowuuf: 
Aitsu111: !badadvice
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey Anubis169!
 matthaus_c: hah! arrived precisely at the right time
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We just discovered more cursed advice!
 Violet__Violence: GARBAGE DAY 100
 KV1NN4: Am concerned that Alex is already eating his phone
 BusTed: Hey all.
 KV1NN4: XD
Metric_Furlong: @Thefluffiestguineapig there's non-cursed advice? 
Bahumot: Inject the Steam Garbage directly into my veins!
Tamriilin: it is time... for GARBAGE
EricTheOrange: gabraj day
LadyLockwood92 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 40 months!
 LadyLockwood92: Garbage Day~! Have an Sub~
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  TXC2: here we GO!
voslan: I just got off work due to the Hurricane, so now i can watch Garbage Day!
 sophieghost: Hold onto your bunbuns
Gizmoloid: Garbage Day!
Aitsu111: !sir
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Metric_Furlong Yes, the atomically bad advice
Gulleko subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 55 months!
 Gulleko: GARBAGE DAAAAAY! 
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Matornen subscribed at Tier 1.
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 Lysander_salamander: Hello everyone
 Violet__Violence: this intro is still amazing
 LadyLockwood92: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: Mushrooms of Energy Bolt Throwing
  TXC2: Hello Graham and Alex
Metric_Furlong: Hello Graham and Alex
Noy2222: *nod* *nod*
 KBKarma: Hooray hooray, it's Watch + Play, time to sing and dance today!
 Nigouki: hallo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hello!
 emberBecky: o/
LathosTiran: thank you twitch for cutting in 7 ads at the go live point insted of prerolling
 matthaus_c: stand against the garbage
TwoSenses subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 76 months!
 TwoSenses: woah woah woah we're watching AND playing?
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DigitalSeahorse: 360p wtf twitch
Alistair_Cookie: Greetings!
warpstonewarlock: Hello Graham, hello Alex!
 SkylerRingtail: We watch. You play. All suffer.
 BusTed: 🤔
 GhostValv: oh hi 
 Violet__Violence: super unique
 Rhynerd: Greetings!
  TXC2: and plotching and weighinh
 iris_of_ether:   
DoodlestheGreat: You both look like you're fresh from the sauna.
 TheDangerWaffle: oh no math
 KBKarma: Hi Alex, hi Graham, it's me, not summer intern Derek!
 MikoKisai: I would argue it's distributed exactly equally. One watches, one plays.
   Anubis169: heya G and A 
monsieur_squirrel subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 105 months!
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WearingCats_CwC: hoi
 MrSarkhan: Garbage Day!
 Violet__Violence: and here we see a partially invisible alex
DigitalSeahorse: neat keying shirt
ThingsOnMyStream subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 56 months!
  ThingsOnMyStream: Play+watch!
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 Simriel: How DO we distribute Watching + Playing across the whole of chat equally
 sporkraptor: it's so fun watching Alex suffer 
 toenolla: Hey hey hey it's garbage daaay!
Metric_Furlong: everyone stop typing to graham can scroll back
 matthaus_c: it's me, I'm a first time chatter 
  TXC2: !youtube
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 Farwalker: We're supposed to talk?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Welcome!
 Getter404: Alex's shirt is 15% green screen and I'm disassociating
 sporkraptor: artisanal filth
 Violet__Violence: lol
 Wicker_Guide: only the find I could best
DigitalSeahorse: yup
 sethtriggs: Also I like those suspenders
  Juliamon: Only the most you could find
DigitalSeahorse: heheh
LathosTiran: the man with the eys watches, the man with the hands follows behind and plays.
 Violet__Violence: trippyyyyy
 Simriel: There are some truly exceptional episodes in the back catalogue.
 emberBecky: ooo
 NewtyNewts: Alex isn't entirely there!
 matthaus_c: Foil Alex
 sporkraptor: ooo you're semi-transparent! 
 LarkSachrosis: The *mostest* you could find
 mwlsn: "only the ones I found"
DigitalSeahorse: xD
 NightValien28: oh heck woke up in time
 lamina5432: I recomend spud in that backlog
  TXC2: VERY 90's
 Lysander_salamander: It's a nice shirt
 PixelArtDragon: Alex has dithering!
 Anaerin: Alex is mid-phase
 TheDangerWaffle: transparency set to 80
DaxStrife: It's a good shirt, and a good effect.
   Anubis169: Translucent Alex
 Matornen: Took a break from playing Oxenfree II to join for a garbage day. Priorities!
theworldsmith1: He's already clipping
 matthaus_c: the future is 30 years ago
 Farwalker: "Only the Most I could find."
TheKrakenKing: Alex has streamer camo
DoodlestheGreat: It's like he's wearing a pishet stocking.
 TheMerricat: @Matornen How is it?
  TXC2: yutes!
cartoon_creampuff: I wonder if we'll get something as wild as fantasy fight Corona virus edition.
 mwlsn: @Matornen oh dang, is that out?
artacuno53: alex is drippy
Metric_Furlong: we've had 3 decades of 80s revival, now the 90s are coming back
evilspoons983: it kinda makes it look like it's ... mesh
 Violet__Violence: ;aldksjf
GenericHerooo: Hi, everyone!  
 sethtriggs: Would be great for a 90s CD liner photo
   Anubis169: bet you anything it'll be called DadCore
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Heed our experience!!!
 Violet__Violence: yeah no lol
DoodlestheGreat: SAVE YOURSELVES!
 Lysander_salamander: yeah don't
 Earthenone: heed the elders!
 Tangsm: No. I refuse to go back. No lowrise!
 Violet__Violence: do not
 Earthenone: !patreon
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 Matornen: @TheMerricat So far charming, just as the original. Not too far into it though!
DaxStrife: As long as they don't try bringing back JNCO jeans.
  TXC2: no low riders, only JNCOs 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I am firmly high rise at all times!
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 sirspate: plumber jeans or mom jeans
 Violet__Violence: hi paul!
KennethIverHansenDK: Good evening lovely people
 Texan_Reverend: !store
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Metric_Furlong: @TXC2 low rise JNCOs, got it
cheezweazl subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 103 months, currently on a 103 month streak!
 cheezweazl: GARBAGE DAY!
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 Earthenone: great, now we will be lost!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The thrill of horror
  TXC2: hello KennethIverHansenDK welcome
 Simriel: Tomato Way 4
 iris_of_ether: You can pry my khakis from my cold dead hands
  TXC2: Metric_Furlong noooooo!
 KBKarma: On the Verge To what?
 Violet__Violence: horror game
 Anaerin: At what point does retro fashion loop around and disappear up it's own fundamental orifice.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: At the word Sequel on this stream
patbaer subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 43 months!
 patbaer: 43? Big.
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 PixelArtDragon: Final Global Game UPDATE
 matthaus_c: On The Coyote Time
  Feriority: Off the Verge
 sethtriggs: I always get suspicious when games trigger the firewall
 Earthenone: did that say publisher epic games?
   Anubis169: 
7gorobei: on the peri-verge
 sirspate: is this about the website The Verge
EricTheOrange: NEW JAKES!
 Dog_of_Myth: NEW JOKES
LathosTiran: allowing windows firewall access, brave
NeedlaPudge: I'm here right on time!
 KilrenKrae: Bring back pucca she'll necklaces!
   Anubis169: On The Verge II: Off The Verge
 sethtriggs: They got JOKES
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh no
 Alness49: "New" jokes is a big promise
doubledbear: like the website?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This seems like the waivers at food challenges
 margieargie: Oh, good, if it was just old jokes this game might be -bad-
0011110000110011: 
WearingCats_CwC: Post verge clarity?
evilspoons983: @sethtriggs that just means the setup program didn't insert them on its own
 Getter404: Is there perhaps a Bubsy-like verbosity slider
 SquareDotCube: W+P on my birthday, what a great present!
 sporkraptor: hmmmm
 matthaus_c: this game is not sent to real places 
 Astra7525: oh good... good omens
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "not sent to real place"
Boon_33: right.
avi_miller: Doubt it can beat the Bible 
 ekimekim: ah, cardiac people
 KBKarma: EXCITING MOMENTS.
  Juliamon: Exciting moment!
 BITs19_: ah, no cardiac people
 PixelArtDragon: I don't, beleive you.
DoodlestheGreat: I wonder if that EULA had some gags in it.
 mwlsn: "All coincidences with reality are random" is my new general-purpose disclaimer
warpstonewarlock: *concern*
 Dog_of_Myth: Sharp sounds
 BusTed: holding down alt, ready to hit F4
 Simriel: It's not for Cardiac People!
epsilon_vee: "you were warned."
0011110000110011: ooh exciting
 MikoKisai: It does not try to offend, it just offends?
 sethtriggs: Pregnant womens
 Earthenone: not plural
 beowuuf: one? more than we deserve
 MehallD: We were warned.
artacuno53: Has there ever been a dev whos game was on watch + play who made it known they knew they were on the show?
 sporkraptor: exciting moment\
 Rhynerd: Not for cardiac people
DigitalSeahorse: A-5
 pn55: 
 matthaus_c: this is a sequel to The Bible, right?
  TXC2: Moment..singular
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this a lord of edges?
EricTheOrange: not for cardiac people
 Unas84: no no, just the single exciting moment, Graham 
 JohnLockeCole: Oh the game is not for cardiac people
 Earthenone: one exciting moment
 KBKarma: Such edge. Wow.
 sirspate: I wonder if On The Verge has been rated on The Verge.
 Anaerin: "EXCITING MOMENT". Singular. Just one.
 LadyLockwood92: I don't like the use of 'plan' in that sentence...like it's gonna swap you at random at some point.
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh, we hitting the Garbage Day Bingo on this on.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @LadyLockwood92 Yeah, same
 PixelArtDragon: Graham must be running Sobel, because he's edge detecting
 MehallD: Umm, they're missing some stripes on that UK flag.
 sethtriggs: Those were the expected languages
 Astra7525: graphic: yes
 LadyLockwood92: Just the one graphic.
 Unas84: Foliadge
 mwlsn: Ultra Foliadge
 MehallD: It's Northern Ireland exclusionary
  Feriority: "Cardiac people"?  People with hearts?
Boon_33: ah yes, the two languages.
ashteranic: Graphic. They could only afford one.
  TXC2: of course this is russian
Metric_Furlong: !bingo
coolbond: something tells me english is not the devs main language
TheKrakenKing: well that is a actual options screen
 Rhynerd: english or russian
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Dog_of_Myth Is there a link?
 KBKarma: That is *way* more graphical settings that I would have expected.
EricTheOrange: I wonder why so much W+P material comes from russia
 Violet__Violence: all your proggers
 sethtriggs: That's...that's not true
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NOT TRUE
 Tangsm: My cat disagrees
 Wicker_Guide: that's not true
 accountmadeforants: "On the verge of having a point"
 KBKarma: Cats, exactly.
 LadyLockwood92: Cite your sources.
DigitalSeahorse: xD
 Anaerin: Or a doggo.
 Astra7525: Don't otters sleep on thei rbacks, because they float?
 Simriel: I have seen Many Dogs sleep on their back
coolbond: and dogs
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 AtomicAlchemical: Ahhh... I love the smell of Garbage in the morning!
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Cats are exceptions to physics
0011110000110011: ???
 Lysander_salamander: oh no
 PixelArtDragon: *doubt*
 sporkraptor: oh I suspect this game is a horror
 Wicker_Guide: exposing the stomach is a sign of trust for many animals
 Violet__Violence: we don't know what cats are, they just do whatever they want
 Thefluffiestguineapig: They sleep how they want
DigitalSeahorse: this poor person has never experienced a cat's trust
warpstonewarlock: I'm confused
 matthaus_c: repeatedly have to perform actions
 Lysander_salamander: oh no oh no
DaxStrife: Not true, and it's better to sleep on your side.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The hell is all this nonsense
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: So far this appears to be an actual videogame
 Dog_of_Myth: @Thefluffiestguineapig It was a joke. Sadly there is no Garbage Day Bingo.
  Feriority: "During the game you will have to perform actions" really?
  Juliamon: This person thinks they are Hideo Kojima
 RealGamerCow: The person who made this game seems to really like Pepe memes.
 MrTheWalrus: If you have to tell people that your game is not a horror...
coolbond: this game was such a bad horror game they gave it the comedy tag
 JohnLockeCole: "This Game is Not A Horror" isn't something you should specifically have to say
 beowuuf: had. now it's got all new jokes!
 LadyLockwood92: Ah, I see, this game contains scenes.
 sethtriggs: Put your pads on we're gonna get some edge!
  TXC2: prepare for bad "takes" chat
0011110000110011: shitty attempts at humor that are *integral to the story*
 TheMerricat: So the dev for this game is russian and it's highly unlikely that Graham and Alex have seen the previous game of this series, it' not on Steam it was only available for direct download.
DoodlestheGreat: @EricTheOrange Sometimes it's all you can do between Putin's aircraft "accidents"
theworldsmith1: During thisgamee, you will have to use your controller
coolbond: Definitly russian devs
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Dog_of_Myth There used to be didn't there? Along with the horror game bingo?
 Lysander_salamander: Is this going to be one of those games that tries to mock the player for buying and playing the game?
 matthaus_c: Vladislav Castillo would never do this
 KBKarma: Not a horror. Hmm.
 Anaerin: Mining?
 accountmadeforants: Ah, the Postal school of video game writing
 LordZarano: I guess these count as content warnings 
 Astra7525: Is this a Russian "Hatred" ?
 mwlsn: these are some great jokes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon That is not necessarily a thing to aspire to
  Feriority: We live in a society with stupid bastards
Boon_33: so we're Shinji.
 sethtriggs: Someone's got ego!
 raulghoulia: these pauses
   Anubis169: This story sounds very Russian already
offbeatwitch: "it not perfect system"
 LeonisCo: slipping into spokesman voice
 Violet__Violence: bless
 Earthenone: Coal story bro
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So drugs
 CouldntPickAUsername: need a microscope to read those subtitles
 PixelArtDragon: Oh, so it's Rapture
 Simriel: 90% resistance to fire, still seems like fire would hurt
 margieargie: Ah, that explains Kentucky then
 beowuuf: mic-coal gorbachov
warpstonewarlock: Society we live in?
  TXC2: "Coal stops fires" stares in Centraila
 sethtriggs: The subtitles are written like they're fine print on a pharmaceutical commercial
 raulghoulia: this must have been on the Verge
 TheMerricat: The previous game in this series's name was originally "One Day at The Maniac"
Inari_Kitsune: Cough cough...The black lung
DoodlestheGreat: Well, this is some pretty Russian humor.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So this is the worst dissociation stereotypes with no attempt to make it palatable
Mudkipology: Woooah I get to catch a Garbage Day live for once!
 Getter404: Remember: The jokes are INTEGRAL to the experience
 mwlsn: society lives in you?
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 Tangsm: So it's Silent Hill with self awareness?
 Getter404: (presumably these are jokes?)
 beowuuf: @warpstonewarlock this game dev is a real joker
 Lysander_salamander: ?
 BusTed: this game is not a horror
 raulghoulia: that man has no lips
offbeatwitch: lookin fresh my dude
 accountmadeforants: Ah, only "mostly" fireproof, I get it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Words have meaning!!!! You need to be careful about what words you use
 sirspate: they didn't collect the body from below the open window
 RealGamerCow: So, some Russians.
infinite_bagel: Alex you look so spiffy today
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What????
 KBKarma: Is this... is this a QWOP game?
Critterbot: That... sure was some engrish.
Boon_33: @RealGamerCow 
 Violet__Violence: time to be stealth
 Thefluffiestguineapig: How is nice clothes related to stealth?
   Anubis169: is he Darkman? Buffalo Bill?
 JohnLockeCole: is he the Man of Theseus?
  TXC2: Urod!
coolbond: oh god this is so badly written its not even funny
 accountmadeforants: !quote skin
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 raulghoulia: This is Darkman, right?
 Simriel: So like, I like how it says that it isn't a horror game, probably because people said it wasn't scary
 accountmadeforants: !findquote skin
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 PixelArtDragon: Is this a sneaky Unskippable episode?
 sporkraptor: presumably this game will actually start at some point?
 Violet__Violence: i couldn't tell
 margieargie: Is there a... game here?  Is this just a visual novel?
offbeatwitch: is there actually a game after all of this or is it all dialogue
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 TemporallyAwry: Ya know - when "wearing people's skin" is involved, I'm fine with them telling, and NOT showing.
JaymicUnyielding: This is not how you tell us the narrator is unreliable
   Anubis169: we are legion
 wizzo1138: I'm sure this would be a better story if I was on Coal
 Lysander_salamander: is this a visual novel?
 accountmadeforants: And now we know, this person just wants to update their skin!
 sirspate: more watching than playing so far
DigitalSeahorse: stealing only the skin because organs would be rejected
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I think the claim is this guy got addicted to drugs, which caused him to dissociate and become a killer but he doesn't remember, now he is taking people's skin for reasons I don't understand
 PixelArtDragon: Is this Fortnite? You're finding skins?
DoodlestheGreat: There's a lotta preamble in this thing...
 KBKarma: This game...
 LadyLockwood92: Somehow, I feel like this game has some opinions about society.
 DEATHlikescats: Very Jack the killer copypasta vibes
 RealGamerCow: Time is a flat circle meme
 matthaus_c: I've seen this HRENtai
 sethtriggs: It's better than H.A.R.M.
 AtomicAlchemical: this is a very.... *involved* backstory
DigitalSeahorse: lol
 Violet__Violence: you know the concept of show don't tell? this is the polar opposite.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DigitalSeahorse Yes, because skin isn't an organ according to this author
 Robot_Bones: look with your special eyes
 sethtriggs: 50 Kronor?
 Violet__Violence: nice face
 IbunWest:  eyes
 BigDaddyBland87: This is a weird remake of Darkman
 Dog_of_Myth: Teeth
Gizmoloid: that was a dick joke - hren can mean dick
 flatluigi: so have we found jokes yet
  TXC2: so where does this rank on the ZOIDS scale of bad oppening cutscenes ?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Nice teeth
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: I can't wait for none of this to have any impact on the actual gameplay
 Anaerin: How do you drink with no lips?
 KBKarma: OH MY  GOD.
Boon_33: reading the game... is the game.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What is in his hand?
Metric_Furlong: @Anaerin carefully
 Featherweight_: Someone watched darkman then took speed before writing\
 KBKarma: So... this game seems to be Watch + Watch.
 TehAmelie: oh hi. how is the garbage toilets today?
DigitalSeahorse: Thefluffiestguineapig I almost typed other organs but then decided not to
evilspoons983: @Anaerin just open your mouth and pour it in
 Violet__Violence: no kidding
DoodlestheGreat: This makes me yearn for the glory days of "Tomato Way."
 RealGamerCow: At least the voice is pleasant
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Boon_33 Reading the game....explains nothing
 Violet__Violence: oh GOD no thanks lol
 MikoKisai: 3 hours later...
Metric_Furlong: @TehAmelie long cutscene
Bahumot: So, what game do we play to pass the time?
  Feriority: Has the game started the comedy yet?
 Nigouki: hren is one of the big russian swearwords, a more family friendly version of hui
TheKrakenKing: weirdest visual novel ever
 Rhynerd: The bible is on steam…
 matthaus_c: The Bible at least had a sense of whimsy
avi_miller: So this is the sequel to The Bible
   Anubis169: do i have time to go make a cuppa tea?
 TwoSenses: I like to imagine the script for this game makes a very satisfying thunk when thrown onto a table
 Violet__Violence: oh god the bible IS on steam isn't it
evilspoons983: new episode of Unskippable dropped
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DigitalSeahorse Oh that wasn't aimed at you, I think the developer might genuinely not know that
 sethtriggs: Is this still a cutscene?
 Violet__Violence: oh noooo
DigitalSeahorse: oweeee
 KBKarma: Tell me when the Play portion of the stream begins.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Did Graham do a Cam?
 TemporallyAwry: I think we've been tricked into reading someone's SciFi micro-fiction
 Wicker_Guide: umm, Graham?
 MikoKisai: @sethtriggs sure is
 TehAmelie: both of them?
 BusTed: Pulled a Cameron
Metric_Furlong: am Graham okay?
 DEATHlikescats: Accidentally a Talking sim
 margieargie: The game's already hurting Graham
 NightValien28: both of them?
JaymicUnyielding: "Added new jokes" how can you tell
 Grimnus: Graham pulling a Cam
 raulghoulia: the part of Cameron will be played by...
 Bearudite: no more adventures for G
 episvont: What did i miss just got here?
 LadyLockwood92: Oh god, the knee injuries are spreading
 CouldntPickAUsername: or any jokes
 Anaerin: Those new jokes. Or, indeed, any jokes...
 codatski: Hey G! How do ya'll like the Wave DX mics? The sound is slick and the Elgato ecosystem is so clean.
 Violet__Violence: @Bearudite did you just
 kassbjames: This feels like I fell asleep on my desk and woke up to YouTube having auto played into some random rabbit hole
 sirspate: did I hear Cam?
  TXC2: episvont lot of cutscene talking
 Wicker_Guide: Speaking as someone writing a fantasy novel, this is too much scene setting and backstory
 TheMerricat: @episvont A lot of russian dialog read to us in subtitles.
pyronils80: Hello and good evening!   
 Anaerin: Steal his skin? So right-click, save-as?
 Bearudite: @Violet__Violence sure did
 Rhynerd: @episvont we are in the first game. We have jot reached gameplay yet
 matthaus_c: I'm not that concerned that we'll get to gameplay
 Violet__Violence: lmao
 sporkraptor: oh? game?
  TXC2: hello pyronils80 welcome
 TwoSenses: At this point in RPGs I just start spamming space to skip through the text
 accountmadeforants: I still fully expect this to be Postal but somehow cheaper and Russian
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHHHYYYY
 sporkraptor: nnnope, faked out
 sethtriggs: Still no control
 PuddleOfWeird: is this the whole game...? xD just reading
 RealGamerCow: Press R1 to slur
DigitalSeahorse: Thefluffiestguineapig same
DoodlestheGreat: https://clips.twitch.tv/FurtiveOnerousShrewKreygasm-nDCOSnBQqCudXujj
Metric_Furlong: no, more cutscene!
   Anubis169: press R4 to skip dialogue
 matthaus_c: MORE CUTSCENE
 eddieatthegov: Prolong.
 sethtriggs: Maybe now you get control
DogFatherDave: new Unskippable episode?
 LadyLockwood92: Does this man work for Schick? He's freeing people's skin.
 SpacePotato01: <Spongebob Narrator>"One Hour Later..."</Spongebob Narrator>
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is the protagonist the one with the hoodie???
  TXC2: Cutscene will contuine until morale improves
 KBKarma: You finally start the game, and it's a Match 3 game.
 Anaerin: No game, only cutscene.
 raulghoulia: "briefly"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't know
Metric_Furlong: man, the Unskippable reboot's off to an odd start
 sporkraptor: let's briefly tell you everything /dies
   Anubis169: it's a synth
 Violet__Violence: he really does
   Anubis169: but it's been put through a pitch shifter
 Rhynerd: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 17:41.
 sethtriggs: Finally!
 Mattmitchell45: Uncloseable Hands
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm so confused
 PixelArtDragon: Why is Storage in English?
JaymicUnyielding: GAMEPLAY?!
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Holy crap gameplay
  TXC2: 0 to box is real fast today
 Violet__Violence: oh god that camera
 Lysander_salamander: is this the google translate voice?
DoodlestheGreat: We're about 15 minutes into this thing and we finally get "gameplay."
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PixelArtDragon It was a purchased asset
 TheMerricat: This is a one man dev team, I highly doubt that they have any VA work done.
Bassios: Oh my god there's gameplay
 sethtriggs: You have feet but do you have a head?
 Robot_Bones: I can't wait for Tim Burton's Yaoi ShovelHands to hit theaters
josh___something: Sorry... Yaoi shovelhands?!?!
Gizmoloid: @Anubis you sure it's a synth? Sounds way too coherently emotive to my ear
 matthaus_c: @TXC2 not faster than the 0 to box text
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YEET
 Wicker_Guide: whoo that head bob is no bueno
DigitalSeahorse: floating an inch above the floor
 PixelArtDragon: @Thefluffiestguineapig But next to it is Russian
 Anaerin: Put it in H!
 sporkraptor: put it on him
  TXC2: matthaus_c touché
 Violet__Violence: that head bob is egregiously bad
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: I too enjoy holding everything I'm carrying directly under my nose
 KBKarma: Two dudes "wrestling".
 sethtriggs: Aw thought you were about to play Sokoban
 mwlsn: ah, a box of vegetable protein
 arkham1981: where are the jokes i was promised
 LordZarano: That camera wiggle sure is wiggly
BrassWingman: why does your normal vision have lens flare and a red patch in the corner
 Mudkipology: Tim Burton's best work, Yaoi Shovelhands
ameliette: shockingly detailed box
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PixelArtDragon Exactly, it was the default text on the thing
   Anubis169: G: The synth template is public domain, and everyone and their dog uses it and tweaks it a bit. The default voice is a tad higher
 Violet__Violence: that's how i carry things
 GreatWahooney: yes... wrestling.
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 Dog_of_Myth: 
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Worlds strongest shelf
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This man's biceps are amazing
 Violet__Violence: lmao
coolbond: it looked like naked wrestling, the horizontal tango.
 Tangsm: It's a very sturdy shelf.
 Angnor33: 25 lbs?
 sethtriggs: LOL great design
 Robot_Bones: about 150lb
 Thefluffiestguineapig: To hold these boxes out with no effort
Bahumot: I'm sure an IKEA shelf can handle an anvil.
 accountmadeforants: Clearly this man also developed a special self that is resistant to anvils
 accountmadeforants: *shelf
 Rhynerd: A thin plywood shelf tol by the looks of it
 sethtriggs: Hope you got steel toed shoes!
 Wicker_Guide: hey, if it works in Minecraft 
 pn55: Immersion: broken
Aenir798: Where else would you store your plants?
 sporkraptor: weebly weeble box box
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Bahumot Yes, once
  TXC2: how strong are the screws in that shelf ?
 TehAmelie: they just grew there
 SquareDotCube: prop anvil
 asthanius: The plants are being stored
 Drasvin: Maybe it's a prop anvil? Made out of painted styrofoam.
 Anaerin: And after this, MORE CUTSCENE!
 TheAwkes: Metal shelving like that is good for several hundred pounds per shelf. As long as it doesn't wiggle.
Bruceski: I have seen an anvil on a table, the table was reinforced like crazy
 GreatWahooney: maybe it's just a prop anvil
 KBKarma: Like I said: it's a match 3 game.
DogFatherDave: Why storage in the plant room?
 sethtriggs: As a lateral move this is good as 40 Bear Asses
 sirspate: those arms really swing wild
 Nigouki: if we're gonna move boxes can we just play Sokoban?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: How are the plants in the shadowy hallway?
 IbunWest: Sick Sokoban game
 Violet__Violence: absolute asspain of tedium is a great descriptor lol
 TehAmelie: i hope this is just a pirate remaster of Tungulus
 Atarra: your "friend" convincing you to help them move again when they're totally not prepared
 veelofar: the camera motion is SO BAD who thought this was a good idea?!
DigitalSeahorse: welcome to Moving Boxes with Boxnard
 MehallD: I'm reminded of the LRR sketch of the guy with an axe-hand who kidnapped people to.... get them to make his sandwiches I think?
 enkor2113: didnt yall write a crapshot like this
 littleunknownn: 
 Getter404: Not A Horror
 RealGamerCow: Clippi-dee-doo-dah
 Wicker_Guide: hi friend
 Bearudite: cow noise
wildpeaks: this person needs more moisturizer
 LadyLockwood92: Not a horror game.
 accountmadeforants: "Oh, you wanted gameplay, did you? I'LL GIVE YOU ALL THE GAMEPLAY YOU COULD WANT!"
Aenir798: ???
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Gizmoloid: @anubis169 huh, well the pitch shifting was obvious, but did fool me into thinking we're hearing the dev's "voicework" 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: How is that man talking?
noSmokeFire: they heard Punch Out was good, tried to make a boxing game, and got confused
 Comeback323: That was kinda cool
 arkham1981: the boxes just have a bunch of mini novelty anvils in them
 eric_christian_berg: Cobra Commander?!?
 mwlsn: I got bad feelings too, game
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You need lips to talk
 sethtriggs: "He's Boxed in!" "Yeah well I'm card-bored."
 Atarra: ????
Noy2222: EVERYTHING IS FINE!
  TXC2: wow this guy ain't much better 
 matthaus_c: maybe the shitter will make you feel better!
offbeatwitch: why don't you got to the toilet and maybe you'll feel better
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @eric_christian_berg Or Red skull
 Anaerin: He's going to rest. In the restroom.
 Violet__Violence: yeah they look wonky as hell
 Bearudite: working mirror
  Juliamon: Yeah, I was thinking they looked hand-modeled too
 KV1NN4: Cobra Commander..?
 Gadora: @enkor2113 One of the rumbles, even? "I need you to chop all this wood."
DigitalSeahorse: t-pose bend
 pn55: Actual reflections?!
 sethtriggs: Wow! You do have a head, that's impressive!
ashteranic: the Norrisification has gone okay.
 DEATHlikescats: The weights on the joints weren’t painted correctly
SquidVorb: Did I miss much?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 kynelwynn: That's just TV, adults as teens
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @SquidVorb Lots of reading nonsense
 Anaerin: "Working" mirror. In that it had a fixed camera and no proper parallax.
  Juliamon: SquidVorb Just a lot of cutscene
 sethtriggs: Graphics are nice, we're just waiting for good gameplay!
 ArcadeEngineer: and graham knee injury somehow
Amentur: @SquidVorb A lot of being read narration at
wildpeaks: in a world where everything is boxes
  TXC2: "he's cool, he's sexy, he's 34 years old!"
 Pharmacistjudge: It’s like Tokyo drift and thinking the main character is in high school
 CAKHost: Bring the anvil!
TheKrakenKing: rip
 TehAmelie: the computer man is very busy making memes you understand
 sethtriggs: Press F
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The hell is going on?
TheKrakenKing: F
 Violet__Violence: f
 Rhynerd: Had all that wrestling to watch
 KBKarma: YOU SHOT ME!
 Violet__Violence: "drastic"
 Atarra: this is a strangely mundane feeling horror
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Does anyone know what triggered the shot?
 KBKarma: Alright, it's true, I shot you. I shot you and brought you to life!"
wildpeaks: this gun is called Drastic Measure, isn't it
 Violet__Violence: oh weird
 sethtriggs: You have casters in your feet?
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @wildpeaks That would be rad actually in a different setting
offbeatwitch: oh you're that maniac! that's fine then
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: After all that intro why start the game here?
 Anaerin: Only 1 of 1,000 maniacs...
 RealGamerCow: Danger!
 Scarbble: ooh, nachos
 PixelArtDragon: Propane
 KBKarma: OH MY GOD MORE TALKING
EricTheOrange: Oh, Nachos!
 undecided44: @pixelartdragon ^
 margieargie: Ah, propane (and propane accessories, presumably)
 SymphonicLolita: yeah I was just thinking that the other day too
 KBKarma: @PixelArtDragon And propane accessories.
 TehAmelie: oh no we're kidnapped by Russian Hank Hill
 Thefluffiestguineapig: If you put infinite maniacs in a warehouse eventually someone will get skinned
3cbb: among us stock sfx?
wildpeaks: companion box
 emberBecky: I can still remember cyrillic from studying Russian years, but very little actual Russian..
 Violet__Violence: eesh lol
 Tangsm: "I'll tell you about it later" is absolutely a threat in this game.
 Anaerin: Das Hazard Course, Comrade!
nova_plushie: is this Russian Saw?
 KBKarma: OH MY GOD JUST KILL US NOW.
artacuno53: heeyyy, this is just saw
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Companion Crate
 SkylerRingtail: The "Aperture" is a "SAW"
 emberBecky: years ago*
 MehallD: Why is Mikhail sometimes Michael, but only sometimes
 sethtriggs: Poison Ivy's been here
TheKrakenKing: Russian Lucas Baker
Laserbeaks_Fury: We do what we must because who will stop me
 Lysander_salamander: eugh
 BusTed: the worst
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @nova_plushie But not the first Saw, like saw 5
 Anaerin: First test: Write a webserver.
 TemporallyAwry: HOW did you get a full sized dumpster in there!?
 Atarra: god, the job market sucks
 raulghoulia: move 6 boxes, followed by data entry
 TwoSenses: Cave Johnson sounds..different
artacuno53: OH WE SHAKIN
 RealGamerCow: If that's the case, he is definitely a psycopath.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: First test, don't beg for death
wildpeaks: whiteboard interview, except you write in blood on walls, typical
offbeatwitch: how do i work it? it's already working!!
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 BITs19_: is this an escape room game?
 DEATHlikescats: Escape room ?
 sethtriggs: Oh no it was your own murder crawl space
 SymphonicLolita: this just sounds like the dialogue of regular russians. the guy on the phone is your bud and he's just pranking you
 KBKarma: Oh hey, you sequence broke the escape room!
 TwoSenses: Hold on this wasn't in the leet code practice test!
DigitalSeahorse: strangely tiled vent
 Simriel: This is a domedy
wildpeaks: maybe it's just a house renovation game
 Simriel: comedy*
 Atarra: you have reached a smaller, worse room
 Rhynerd: Not the horror but also not for cardiax
wildpeaks: and propage G accessories
 sethtriggs: The building was constructed by the head of the tilers' lobby
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 Wicker_Guide: In fairness, genres are kind of slippery. Not this slippery usually, but still
 arkham1981: that was a mistranslation. its a not a horrible.
 Violet__Violence: wat
Laserbeaks_Fury: I would say this game is The Room of video Games, but there's already a The Room video game
artacuno53: on our first date?
 Anaerin: 40K Bacteria? For the horde?
artacuno53: all the way?
 Getter404: Genestealers?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DigitalSeahorse The tile on none of this make sense, they don't deteriorate that way
warpstonewarlock: Warhammer 40k?
 accountmadeforants: A whole warhammer of bacteria!
 MikoKisai: "Go all the way"? I didn't realize it was that kind of game. 
 TwoSenses: What a grimdark fact 
DigitalSeahorse: walls covered in anti-soundproofing
 Simriel: When will they make a game for us cardiac people
  TXC2: there are warhammer 40K bactiera
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahaha
 LadyLockwood92: Are we Komodo Dragons?
wildpeaks: Oh Good
 codatski: I see the propane, where are the propane accessories?
Aenir798: Bacteria 40K did a lot worse than Warhammer 40K
DigitalSeahorse: eep
 JohnLockeCole: So are we calling that a crate? cause if so, I've seen worse start to crates
 mwlsn: bahahahaha
 Pharmacistjudge: That’s a horrible undercounting.
 NightValien28: HAHAHAHAHAHA
 TheMerricat: "It's nearly impossible to accurately determine how many bacteria are present inside the mouth at any given time, but some estimates are as high as 20 billion. Additionally, researchers have determined that there are 500 to 650 species"
 DEATHlikescats: The warp is just your gut
 SymphonicLolita: well that escalated quickly
 PixelArtDragon: "I just HAD to install this"
 KBKarma: How did this guy get enough money to build all of this?
 Atarra: and the realism just shot out into space
warpstonewarlock: Who designed this room, Willie E. Coyote?
 codatski: Well that escalated quickly
nova_plushie: This is just russian Saw.
 rosesmcgee: This isn't a horror game. it's a slice of life game. This is the day to day for folks in russia
 NightValien28: saw has caused irreparable damage to horror genre
 sethtriggs: Ahahah that is a lot to ask your 486 to do
 accountmadeforants: Oh, that's kinda neat
wildpeaks: this is now a fancy music video
 BusTed: 
Kapiainen: The engineering on those spikes is crazy. Just consider the amount of inertia...
 Violet__Violence: okay?
 BusTed: Oops.
 Violet__Violence: wow goodbye
wildpeaks: rekt
 sethtriggs: Oh that wasn't fair
 Snowcookies: rip
garbingu: Hey, have you guys tried when the world became black?
 Violet__Violence: rip n' dip
  Feriority: Hate it when that happens
 matthaus_c: this is a lot of videogame for how this story started
 raulghoulia: let me count the ways
 KBKarma: Try not to receive so many damages from construction debris next time.
 Lysander_salamander: one of those "jokes"
  Juliamon: Oh, this is Russian Portal
 Manae: Every home needs spiked floor traps in to an acid bath
 Anaerin: So the worst OHSA simulator.
doubledbear: So this is russian Portal 2
 Pharmacistjudge: Test failed. Puzzle game like portal
 Atarra: HAHAHAHA
noSmokeFire: if you've received numerous damages, you may be entitled to compensation
  TXC2: SPEEDRUNING!
 0x6772: Aww, we don't have start over moving the boxes again?
 SymphonicLolita: s p e e d
 Atarra: forget patterns
DigitalSeahorse: missed spikes but landed on a naily piece of wood
 Violet__Violence: oh the platform gave out
 sethtriggs: It's a trap door really?
Reecer6: your spike traps stink man
 accountmadeforants: ZOOOOoom
 richard_ermen: Oh wow, W+P ^^
 MikoKisai: the board at the end folds down when you get to the end
 Violet__Violence: that's such a dick move lol
ashteranic: says the guy who cheesed the test
 matthaus_c: oooh, it is /not/ a horror, it's a KAIZO
 Violet__Violence: ;LJKSD;LF
 Violet__Violence: nice
   Anubis169: garbingu: If you're up for suggesting games to play, hit up the Discord 
TheKrakenKing: Thorns?
 KBKarma: A spiky situation.
DigitalSeahorse: thorns
 Drasvin: Yes "Thorns"
 KBKarma: A thorny conundrum.
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 Violet__Violence: i cannot
ButButTheJesus: Hi folks, how's the garbage?
 sethtriggs: Sonic the Hedgehog rules I guess
 KBKarma: This game got spiked.
ashteranic: @matthaus_c It's not kaizo, it's prince of persia!
   Anubis169: ButButTheJesus: it's the right day for it
  TXC2: hello ButButTheJesus welcome
 Violet__Violence: @ButButTheJesus it sure is
Bassios: It's not horror, it's just horrible
Reecer6: ah, these are side-hurting spikes. sonic (1992) is more advanced in spike technology than this
 KBKarma: Numerous damages!
 Anaerin: Your body was torn apart by þþþþþþþ
 Lysander_salamander: oh, the pattern changed?  Weird
 Atarra: ?!?!?!
 Drasvin: Ah, a megaman style spike allergy.
 sethtriggs: Slipped off the rope
 LordZarano: On The Verge II
noSmokeFire: n-n-n-numerous damages
 richard_ermen: Didn't W+P used to start at 9PM GMT??
 KBKarma: I think the pipe is a trap.
 mwlsn: @Anaerin nice
DigitalSeahorse: yes you could, you didn't want to resist
  TXC2: richard_ermen yes, and it did today
 Violet__Violence: wow
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Mission: go all the way
 KBKarma: Is... is that loading tip a joke?
 Atarra: all the way? on stream?
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: just like high school
nova_plushie: this is a strange sobriety test.
 flatluigi: *slides up to you at the bar* so do the tests go ALL the way?
  TXC2: richard_ermen or rather it started at 9pm BST
 sethtriggs: What not in box
 richard_ermen: @TXC2 Hmmm....I think I might have miscalculated the time zone xD
Tempest2097: HEAVY TASKLOAAD
 sethtriggs: It must smell incredible in there
 KBKarma: Not in box 2.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 BusTed: 
 Atarra: XD
 BITs19_: no problem!
 RealGamerCow: prediction, all are explode
Bassios: You're welco- oh you're not talking to me
InsaneVioletMage: Love tuning into the stream just to see Alex blow up
 KBKarma: Not in box 1.
nova_plushie: oh that michal
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 Violet__Violence: okay so not in box 1
 Violet__Violence: lol
 sethtriggs: I question spending all this effort just to blow it up
 Drasvin: 
 Atarra: bet you 3 blows up too
BrassWingman: this version of minesweeper sucks
 Earthenone: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: THE PLANK
 richard_ermen: To think it even says "Card not in Box" above the door
 TwoSenses: This is like if the puzzles in Resident Evil were much, much, much, much worse
 KBKarma: I'm guessing it's *not* in the boxes.
DoodlestheGreat: Farking hell, it IS a kaizo...
 KBKarma: Oh. I'm disappointed.
 Robot_Bones: Wow someone has been watching taskmaster
 PixelArtDragon: Reading about the cards explains about the cards
DigitalSeahorse: xD
 KBKarma: Pizza!
 BITs19_: this guy needs his Jigsaw backstory
 northos: @Robot_Bones and/or playing Portal
evilspoons983: I wonder if it's supposed to be a "trick" because the text on the wall is in English, not Russian
 Dog_of_Myth: Got to give us that Deep Lore G
 Violet__Violence: what a dick
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Because he was very excited about his world and you needed to know
DanielJennaGrouse: look, it's not just reading, it's reading English in a Russian game
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 sethtriggs: I guess it's like lethal Superliminal?
Noy2222: I'm confused. Which of these jokes are new?
 richard_ermen: Man, the quality of crazy guys has seriously gone downhill since Borderlands 2...
wildpeaks: uhh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
 Atarra: again: ?????
 sethtriggs: Is this a joke?
 DEATHlikescats: Oh god
 mwlsn: without, or without in any way?
 PixelArtDragon: @DanielJennaGrouse They probably got audio working but not a Cyrilic text renderer
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Shit
 beowuuf: odd towards even away
ashteranic: Oh look, a box from earlier
ashteranic: callback
 matthaus_c: this chump is just bargain bin GLaDOS
 CodeIndigo: The Die Hard Central Park puzzle!
 mwlsn: press E to pass test
DigitalSeahorse: if they say oduvanchick they mean dandelion but I misspelled that
varmintx0: okay, who has seen Die Hard with a Vengeance
Thatwasademo: nice
 Lysander_salamander: aaaaa
Tempest2097: Are you shitting me
 KBKarma: QUIK MAFFS
 richard_ermen: lol
 Earthenone: !findquote math
  LRRbot: Quote #5987: "Chat's telling me about averages, like I know how to do math." —Serge [2019-04-13]
 kynelwynn: MATH?
artacuno53: HAHA
noSmokeFire: OK
  TXC2: MATHS?!
 sethtriggs: Oh this is some hate
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @matthaus_c Mixed with the later Saw movie Jigsaw
wildpeaks: oh nooo
Noy2222: Is this before or after 11?
 NewtyNewts: This was on the test.
 Featherweight_: Pass, Next game.
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: This just sucks
 KBKarma: Bye, Beej.
 Violet__Violence: hi beej
warpstonewarlock: This is for blockers
 ArcadeEngineer: gameplay!
 pn55: We didn't agree to maths!
 KV1NN4: I would go get a refund from Steam at this point
Tempest2097: I wish I could
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: "eleven"
 Violet__Violence: bye beej
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Have fun Beej
 kynelwynn: eleven there in just text
 kumatsu: go engage in Commerce
Bassios: Bye beej!
warpstonewarlock: Bye Beej!
 Simriel: He's going right now?
 CanPlayGames: When is Pax?
 kassbjames: Is this the Soviet version of Dr Brain?
DoodlestheGreat: SEE YA, BEEJ!
 Pharmacistjudge: Will do
  TXC2: Buy Beej
 KBKarma: Can't go to PAX. Not allowed to go to cons. Or leave the country.
 nova_plushie: Beej left everyone time to pack up
 Dog_of_Myth: So is Alex Blocking then
 sirspate: [that guy] I believe its pronounced towers of "han-wah"
wildpeaks: is it.. boxes ?
 Bearudite: is it Beej?
 TemporallyAwry: Bye Beej - Buy from Beej
 Texan_Reverend: See you this weekend, Beej! (If you can come outside.)
 PixelArtDragon: The 24, the 3, and the 0.01*100
 Dog_of_Myth: !store
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 asthanius: This stinks
Noy2222: Are there new jokes in your table?
Bassios: I wish I could go to PAX, but I'm in the wrong country for it. Which is definitely a "me" problem.
 Simriel: @txc2 Is he available at Store.loadingreadyrun?
 NewtyNewts: Both sides are separate?
 TheMerricat: You have to get both sides to 28.
 lirazel64: Bye Beej! Remember to feed Heather, we need her back.
 asthanius: Both sides have to equal 28
 CanPlayGames: !UPDOG
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:45:16. 
 sethtriggs: This is unfairly worded
 Masslost: um they put math in the videogame and I'm afraid
 sirspate: better grab the slide rule
  TXC2: Simriel I sure hope so
 RealGamerCow: left is 1, 6,3,12,7,9,11,4
  Feriority: This feels like a bad captcha
evilspoons983: right side is 24 and (-1 times -4)
 LordZarano: Do you actually have to do this or
 RealGamerCow: Right is 2,8,14,4,5,9,3.5,24
Thatwasademo: eleven is written out for the same reason four is written as 0.4 x 10
 BigDaddyBland87: Ohhh this is the stealth sequel to Frog Fractions
 SymphonicLolita: 12, 9, and 7 = 28
 matthaus_c: this is certainly /an/ idea of what videogames are
  Feriority: 12 + 11 + 4 + 1
quantum_bandit: left is 9 + 12 + 3 + 0.4x10
Aenir798: 1+7+9+11
offbeatwitch: 12 + 9 + sqrt(49) works on the left
 Atarra: an game
 TimIAm: I had a call, what in god's name is going on here
 RealGamerCow: 24 and 4
noSmokeFire: 24 + (-1) x (-4)
  Feriority: 24 + 4 (the negatives)
 CodeIndigo: 24 and the double negatives
Aenir798: (-1)x(-4)+24
 Wicker_Guide: @TimIAm Russian SAW Fractions
quantum_bandit: 24 + (-1) x (-4)
 LurkerSpine: The Among Us noises is getting me
 PixelArtDragon: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I accidentally wore a shirt that is very appropriate. It is a disapproving cartoon Qui-Gon Jin saying "The ability to speak does not make you intelligent"
 Diabore: whats this math shit
 TimIAm: @Wicker_Guide oh my
Tom_Bruise: It took me so long to figure out what the question was. Is this what American elementary school does to people?
noSmokeFire: controversial opinion, I don't think that puzzle was very good
 KBKarma: Imagine what it would have been like if you didn't ask to get the instructions./
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Why is there an aquarium?
 matthaus_c: I like it when games /trick/ me into doing math, and not just... splurge math at me
DigitalSeahorse: 
 sethtriggs: Agony is the last stage of dying Anger is the last stage of playing this game
  TXC2: what are these loading screens? 
 iDangero: I love video games too! Are we going to play one later?
 KBKarma: Except murdery.
 sethtriggs: This is the same room from before with the spikes removed
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The weeping Madonna but instead she is face palming
 miniMacGuru: Are we going to have to dig out differential equation textbooks for the next "test"?
 richard_ermen: Soviet Takeshi's Castle?
 TehAmelie: En Garde looks different from how i remember
 MrQBear: Oh yeah, they're doing a new Takeshi's Castle!
 CodeIndigo: if takeshi were a russian psychopath, yes
 Atarra: WHAT
 Lysander_salamander: soviet american gladiators
 RealGamerCow: That reminds me, I have to watch the new  Takeshi's Castle
 Simriel: The secret is he watched Takeshi's Castle
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @CodeIndigo Or Jigsaw
 DEATHlikescats: Oh speaking of! Takeshi’s council is getting remade! Right now!
 Earthenone: i was hopinh the answer to "what made you think of this" was i was watching takeshis castle
Tom_Bruise: what an odd way of saying "you hit your head on some junk"
 DEATHlikescats: *Takeshi’s castle
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Why the fuck does it say Construction debris?
 SymphonicLolita: I put fake facts on the loading screen for our student game dev project, so I love this
 Diabore: thats it?
 Dog_of_Myth: Cannonballs known construction debris
 Rhynerd: Only 3?
 raulghoulia: just like Star Trek
 Pharmacistjudge: Wow it’s that old?
 Euphemion_RFB: Is a cannon technically "construction debris?"
  TXC2: where as Ninja Warrior is still going
 LurkerSpine: That sounds like less than the amount of seasons of Most Xtreme Elimination Challenge
 Earthenone: !prime
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Bassios: "more dangerous next time"?! You had CANNONS, you mad bastard!
Noy2222: There's Fort Boyard
 TimIAm: You know it's good when the loading screen has skeleton facts
 mwlsn: what do you mean "our skull", loading screen?
 DEATHlikescats: Lol
Laserbeaks_Fury: Allamaraine!
 KBKarma: Very old.
 BITs19_: where can one find the old Takeshi's castle? do I need to sail the seven seas?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: More gas?
 matthaus_c: one day Greg Davies will do the same
noSmokeFire: the mask is covering the subtitles
 DEATHlikescats: But the new ‘lords’ look fun
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Are we just high and having a bad trip?
 Earthenone: gas mask covers subtitles lol
 PuddleOfWeird: lol
ashteranic: rofl
 SymphonicLolita: welp
 Lysander_salamander: 
 NewtyNewts: That's some good interface design...
 Creature_Comforts: 
 BigDaddyBland87: And he spends most of his time now being in Yakuza movies
 sethtriggs: WOWWW
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp
 matthaus_c: that is exquisite
 richard_ermen: Quality GamePlay!
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Violet__Violence: excellent
 Chronomagistrate: *facepalm*
 Violet__Violence: a++
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Game better now
Amentur: 
 Simriel: HOW
 RealGamerCow: 
Bassios: Oh my god they just put it as an overlay over the entire screen
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: ah, just like in real life\
 Simriel: How do you manage that
 iris_of_ether:   
Critterbot: 
 TehAmelie: kind of realistic
 mwlsn: we can't see the jokes now
 KBKarma: @matthaus_c One day Greg Davies will fall over and crush a small English town.
 kassbjames: That's a FEATURE
 nova_plushie: Look you have 2 options. Breathe or Read. Pick one
DigitalSeahorse:  
 sethtriggs: That is some great devving
 Atarra: quick, somebody get a translator!
 TehAmelie: how well do you hear with a gas mask on?
BrassWingman: I can't understand you, I'm wearing my gas mask!
 BusTed: The captions are diagetic.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What?
 CodeIndigo: I don't speak russian but this sounds like "ha ha, we got them to put on the gas mask for no reason"
 Alness49: Is that one of the new ones?
quantum_bandit: uh I think he said there's semen in you gas mask filter
wildpeaks: ah yes, very normal human sound
noSmokeFire: twitter?
 Violet__Violence: i'm using that
 nova_plushie: so X?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: I'm in twitch chat game, way ahead of yoiu\
 sethtriggs: AND there's an oxygen meter
 DEATHlikescats: Lol
 Thefluffiestguineapig: An O2 meter??
 Wicker_Guide: do we add that to advice?
 DEATHlikescats: So true
 Lizardman175: new !badadvice?
 NightValien28: excuse you, its xitter
 Texan_Reverend: !mastodon
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Toxic hell is also the US job market
 Violet__Violence: someone add that to the advice lmao
 TimIAm: Honey wake up, new LRRBot response just dropped
  TXC2: I don't know, 76 used to a good long life
 KBKarma: I think it's a maze?
 Earthenone: or speak russian i guess
 nova_plushie: Knowing would just make it worse
 Rhynerd: At least the oxygen seems to be going very slowly
 sethtriggs: Are they saying the gas mask is also SCBA?
 LadyLockwood92: Boo
 SymphonicLolita: https://clips.twitch.tv/DreamyPlumpPastaDerp-SmuZNg5Ewlov4cu-
 KBKarma: Lotta dead duders.
WearingCats_CwC: I think the only thing I've ever seen Beat Takeshi in was that live action Ghost in the Shell movie
 Violet__Violence: those guys look crispy as hell
Chichen: GYAS
 LordZarano: @TimIAm LRRBot already has "Go to the subreddit" as badadvice
 sethtriggs: Random tile along with stone walls, OK
 CodeIndigo: that's the "after" picture for the folks who didn't laugh at the joke
DoodlestheGreat: I think it's just "negotiate the maze before time (oxygen) runs out.
 Drasvin: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Punch the stone.
wildpeaks: at least it has light
 Violet__Violence: bye?
 KBKarma: Spike trap!
 NewtyNewts: Huh.
 KBKarma: Surprise!
Chichen: i make sure to put green food dye in my poison gas
 BITs19_: !advice
  LRRbot: Go left.
 RealGamerCow: with traps!
 SymphonicLolita: got got
 sethtriggs: Love too have random gas canisters strewn about
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: should have played around it
 LurkerSpine: !game bad
Metric_Furlong: filled with poison *and spike traps
DigitalSeahorse: go left 5 seconds ago
 TheMerricat: Chat, I'm looking forward to becoming an evil villain if only for the fact that they all apparently are issued huge ass underground complexes to hold their evil shit. Real estate is expensive!
noSmokeFire: spikes are like poison
silverxX59: hi gram hi alex does anyone remember the first WP game?
 sethtriggs: Wow surprised that old computer is able to be on
Umandsf: Hello, boys. Long time since I’ve been at a live stream.
 KBKarma: @TheMerricat I know! How did this guy get all that money?
 Earthenone: many of us remember prayer warriors fondly
Bahumot: Prayer Warriors was perfect.
 matthaus_c: stand against the garbage
DigitalSeahorse: oh it was the 1st
 Wicker_Guide: @TheMerricat unfortunately you've stumbled into why evil villainy is usually a generational wealth thing. You need to already have the resources otherwise you're just a regular thug
 KV1NN4: A legendary stream that changed many lives
 RealGamerCow: That might have been Cameron's first "Pardonfuck?"
 mwlsn: "Okay, there's a bat firing lasers, we know that much"
 RealGamerCow: on camera
wildpeaks: truly a GOTY
 NoOne_OfConsequence: What's the cheat code for mazes? Always turn left?
 Dog_of_Myth: Toxic hell, Some stay dry and others feel the pain
 iris_of_ether: I have absolutely shown people the Prayer Warriors stream. *All* of it
Metric_Furlong: the devil, and Simon B Goth's Wizard Unversity
 Earthenone: i think you failed a perception save
  TXC2: It's kinda shocking how good the music in that and zoo race were 
ButButTheJesus: ok why did adblock plus open 45 tabs to tell me it updated
Metric_Furlong: @iris_of_ether same
 SymphonicLolita: 9 years later I FINALLY went back and watched the full vod for that a few weeks ago...what an absolute trip
Thatwasademo: this sure is a hazy maze cave
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Would you ever consider revisiting Prayer Warriors, maybe as a charity stream?
 TimIAm: @Metric_Furlong That's where I buy my drugs!
doubledbear: Prayer warriors is like those Ghibli movies made for Ghibli
frank_the_great: My favorite bad games are the ones that fly too close to the sun, like this one
 nova_plushie: This happen to all of us. To all of us
 They_Are_Alyx: No David Bowie trying to lure me away from my mortal responsibilities? This is a 0/10 labyrinth.
doubledbear: before*
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 Charlie_Victor7: Your body has been torn apart by thorns.
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wildpeaks: by the way, on a scale of 1 to 10, how addicted are you to BG3 ?
 Greyah: The gas mask is really heavy you see.
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: jjust like real life!
quantum_bandit: it's a very heavy mask
  Juliamon: ButButTheJesus because it's a bad adblocker, uBlock Origin is better
 KBKarma: You do not.
 Mudkipology: Wasn't Prayer Warriors supposed to be part 1 of a larger series that never went anywhere?
DigitalSeahorse: it just ways so much 
 PixelArtDragon: A key? This IS a horror game!
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 nightshadeqx: I suffered multiple damages from these games
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 mwlsn: the gas mask suppresses subtitles and leg strength
ButButTheJesus: @Juliamon ah TIL, thanks!
 TehAmelie: haven't seen an item pickup prompt just say "key" since Walden and the Werewolf
 KBKarma: Ooo, self-cleaning ded duders.
offbeatwitch: im sure thats fine
 sethtriggs: The key is so heavy you breathe harder
 KBKarma: Goodbye!
 sophieghost: Prayer Warriors was the Takeshi's motorcycle accident that plunged us into this madness
frank_the_great: Rip o7
wildpeaks: ah yes, for a midnight snack
 Rhynerd: Damn! The Gas!
 Lord_Hosk: You should have gone the other way clearly
 LordZarano: New death message just dropped
 TehAmelie: one breath and dead
  TXC2: success?
Boon_33: who filled this building with poison gas? and why did the FSB do it?
 sethtriggs: No oxygen refresh that would be fair and fun
frank_the_great:   
 TwoSenses: you got close enough
 LordZarano: Orr not, OK!
  TXC2: Boon_33  Putin, and Putin
 nova_plushie: What did you not like choking on toxic gas?
 Rhynerd: Guess we just held our breath and finished the course?
warpstonewarlock: Praise the underwater sun
 GhostValv: we take those?
wildpeaks: "praise the dark sun"
 RealGamerCow: maybe you were just supposed to get the key?
 VrolikSyndrome: Maybe it just considers picking up the key as a success.
 margieargie: I think you BARELY made the success point
 Lord_Hosk: What are we supposed to do?
quantum_bandit: yeah it says cock
 Nigouki: it is!
  TXC2: and now we've trapped the demon
 sethtriggs: Mission: Go all the way
 Izandai: 
 Lord_Hosk: The notes are unclear
 GreatWahooney: it is
evilspoons983: developer self-insert?
 matthaus_c: yeah, the H.R.E.N. earlier was a dick pun
frank_the_great: E
 SymphonicLolita: "50k cells in your body die while you're waiting for this to load"
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 BillTheCat: Eleventy-two wow
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 SymphonicLolita: well played game
 KBKarma: Wow. This game is shit.
 Rhynerd: You can throw the notes?
doubledbear: Clearly we're not russian enough for these jokes
 SymphonicLolita: The Incident(tm)
frank_the_great: We haven't been the same, since the incident
noSmokeFire: his note-taking was never the same after The Incident
DaxStrife: Knife Time (tm)!
  Feriority: Whatever you do, stay inside, and don't think about The Incident
frank_the_great: Q
 tsp397: Those are certainly options
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Only with things like the Noodle Incident is that valid
ButButTheJesus: Amnesia: The Bunker has "This thing I've done... this thing, this THING!"
 sethtriggs: Was it a Noodle Incident though?
 arkham1981: I hope shes in STABle condition
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Picard, his pie unsweetened.
 KBKarma: Ah, fuck it up enough, and you die.
ButButTheJesus: needs pineapple
Laserbeaks_Fury: Temba, his arms wide
  TXC2: SHAKA, when the walls fell!
 CodeIndigo: The anti-john wick
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Metric_Furlong: dunno how I feel about the direction Trivia Muder Party 3's taken, tbh
wildpeaks: is it 99 gaz baloons ?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I genuinely have sat here with my mouth hanging open confused
silverxX59: task failed sucessfully
 Violet__Violence: the among us noise is weirdly offputting lol
 GapFiller: eyyy 666 viewers
Boon_33: @Laserbeaks_Fury Darmok! Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: It's badly designed, not just bad
Bassios: You failed, so you get to proceed. I wonder what would have happened if you'd passed the test
frank_the_great: It won't work with all bad guys, but if you get some bad guys a dog, I'm sure they'll be better
Chichen: it's bad but at least it lets you progress i guess
 SymphonicLolita: it's....over-technical?
 GhostValv: compellingly bad
  TXC2: a body at 42c is denatering the meat inside of it 
 YawnLance: Also this is somehow a sequel, which is baffling
artacuno53: Some of it may be translation problems in its defense
Boopity: The refreshing bads
wildpeaks: at least there is an actual game
 GreatWahooney: it is indeed a different flavour of jank
 Earthenone: failing forward is a nice feature for this stream
 sethtriggs: This is ambitiously bad
 Violet__Violence: oh god
Laserbeaks_Fury: You can have the marshmallow, but if you wait 5 minutes you can have *2*
 Rhynerd: So, here we just wait 5 minutes?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
Chichen: HUH
ButButTheJesus: wut
 lirazel64: It's meant to drive you crazy...
 NewtyNewts: uh....
 TehAmelie: and Jigsaw doesn't have a voice distortion thingy but just a really bad mic
frank_the_great: We've got jokes
wildpeaks: well this escalated quickly
 Masslost: oh so this is the jigsaw from wish
 sethtriggs: Also LOL you get multiple dubious facts per loadscreen
 GhostValv: ???
mulligan2six: I wanna play a game. Now read this poem and answer my trivia questions.
 Mudkipology: E
 nova_plushie: press e to pull?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAAAAT
ButButTheJesus: wat
 CodeIndigo: oh, this is MUCH worse
 sethtriggs: LEWD
wildpeaks: suddenly feel like playing Jalopy
 littleunknownn: 
 GhostValv: 
 KBKarma: Press E to toot your horn.
Boon_33: TOS
DigitalSeahorse: 
 NewtyNewts: So, was this the Jokes they mentioned?
Tempest2097: This is certainly a choice gameplay wise.
 DEATHlikescats: The lamest joke
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Press X to unholster that cock
DigitalSeahorse: 
 MAPBoardgames: What the BUS did I walk into?
Bassios: Instructions unclear, dick caught in plug socket
 Mollylele: !clip
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 richard_ermen: Finally a fitting moment for that "Mature Audience" tag
Bahumot: That phrase is going to show up in Loading Ready Live, asking if it was made up by AI
 sethtriggs: Rock out with your cock out I guess
frank_the_great: Conveniently presented from the waist up
 ArcadeEngineer: are the jokes translating really poorly or just also terrible in russian
 iDangero: This is closer to trivia murder party than saw I feel. ‘You died! But can still win?’
  TXC2: ArcadeEngineer  yes
 KBKarma: Strem ded?
 sethtriggs: Are we on hold?
 nova_plushie: Chill music to whip your dick out too.
 baltimore_667083: instructions unclear, dick has collapsed into a singularity
 KBKarma: Strem bak
 Anaerin: Instructions unclear: Richard Nixon moved 30' to the left
  TXC2: KBKarma  still ok here
 Snowcookies: this are some very out of context weird things to say
 sethtriggs: Can I speak to a supervisor?
 NewtyNewts: Dante
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What is going on?
 Rhynerd: On the Verge II: The game where you stumble in the dark wondering how to pull your dick out.
Metric_Furlong: @Snowcookies welcome to W+P
 EOstby: Stand against the Satan!
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh yeah his dick was huge
EricTheOrange: yeah satans giant wang
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: and he had a massive prince albert
 KBKarma: Alex, spoilers!
 Lysander_salamander: 
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: That sounds amazing
Tempest2097: Dante's Inferno was fuckin hilarious
 GhostValv: hyper dong
DaxStrife: Good real-time hog mechanics.
Tempest2097: "HISTORICALLY ACCURATE" to a fuckin fanfiction about Hell.
 GapFiller: remember Graham Paul and Brad got to see that live onstream for our amusement
wildpeaks: fun for the whole family
  TXC2: and you can see that in GPLP that graham and Paul did YEARS! ago
 MAPBoardgames: Nah, the devil dick was moving in bullet time too, it just doo that
 Wicker_Guide: Dante's Inferno would probably have made a good game for this series TBH
 nova_plushie: i o and u?
 GapFiller: actually no it wasnt a live stream
mulligan2six: https://clips.twitch.tv/SuspiciousJollyDurianDxCat-LHipFp633ctewYMx
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Bahumot: He's going to drop us a sliding block puzzle and Alex will Alt-F4.
Laserbeaks_Fury: IKEA
 SquareDotCube: Dante's Inferno Unskippable revisit when?
 sporkraptor: this guy is just really lonely and wants a buddy but he's bad at making friends
  TXC2: GapFiller  it was a series of youtube videos
 dougma: A E K
 sporkraptor: also he owns an apparently endless amount of real estate
DigitalSeahorse: xD
  Feriority: It's the bad place
 KBKarma: Wrong entry.
evilspoons983: https://clips.twitch.tv/PoisedAltruisticMangoJebaited-nvgAaGZpBCrTUXuJ
 Earthenone: !advice
  LRRbot: Don't do surgery on your friends.
noSmokeFire: tip: don't die
 sethtriggs: I worry that some of the tags will be Cyrillic
frank_the_great: It's got Portal 2 facility vibes
ButButTheJesus: try not youre dead
 MehallD: Don't Dead. Open Inside.
 gsyhiap: Simply be less dead
Boon_33: you were doing well, till everyone died.
DanielJennaGrouse: very livist
Bassios: Instructions unclear, life stuck in plug socket
 GapFiller: since people are no doubt kurious Graham Paul (and Brad) playing the end of Dante Inferno https://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/1190/GPLP-Dantes-Inferno-PT18
 AdamYMHMI: I feel like it's Trivia Murder Party but worse
 Violet__Violence: simply don't die 5head
warpstonewarlock: Reg Shoe will be angry
 KBKarma: Yeah.
 Bearudite: awake?
 KBKarma: Scrabble!
Noy2222: I'm confused. Is coal bad?
 GapFiller: Paul: "let us descend unto greater woe" there is no greater woe! we are at the bottom of the woe!"
 MehallD: is the word gonna be in russian
 Earthenone: will it be a russian word?
 Lord_Hosk: but the word will be in russian
 richard_ermen: @GapFiller I recently saw that GPLP. That was ....a trip.
 arkham1981: try dickbutt
 Snowcookies: "try to not be dead" - every gamer's fave advice
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I watched that!
 MAPBoardgames: The word is in Cyrillic. Good luck.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It was very funny
WearingCats_CwC: Hake?
 GapFiller: Graham: yeh I cannot think of any worse woe than having to hookshot Satans floppy hairy donkey dick!
 DEATHlikescats: Like an Asylum Films version of Trivia Murder Party
 MAPBoardgames: I don't know, I'm guessing
 kynelwynn: Dante's Inferno was like, what if God of War, but set in Hell and with gratuitous tits
quantum_bandit: might be a russian N though
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 margieargie: If it's in Cyrillic that'd be the same as an N though
  TXC2: and then you did Cursed Cursade which was...intresting
Boon_33: let's hope it's an english word and not a russian word
 Lord_Hosk: thake
 flatluigi: let's hope this word is an english one
 Rhynerd: Kaeth
 KV1NN4: Murder aside this would be a kindda legit escape room?
 Yolysses: Is the word you’re spelling going to be in English?
silverxX59: shadows of the damned is also a game like that
 Mattmitchell45: It felt like the Dante's Inferno game was trying and not trying in equal measures
 Wicker_Guide: Kathe
 NewtyNewts: Thake.
doubledbear: Saw if jigsaw never shut up
 0x6772: The Ka
 richard_ermen: Haket
DigitalSeahorse: THICK E
 KBKarma: Theka
frank_the_great: What were the letters again?
 Greyah: This guy has a lotta anvils just kicking around, huh.
DigitalSeahorse: oh
 gsyhiap: Eat HK
 GapFiller: TXC2 it was bad inna totally dfft way that upset Brad for totally dfft reasons
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @KV1NN4 If you had someone give it a once over absolutely. This is first draft
 GapFiller: it was great
offbeatwitch: the k is worrying
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: K Heat
 richard_ermen: Hekat
 flatluigi: oh no that's definitely cyrillic
DaxStrife: If it wasn't for the "K" I was thinking it would be "Death."
 Rhynerd: A E K T H
 DEATHlikescats: Keath
 raulghoulia: maybe it's an r not an a
 Wicker_Guide: Hekate?
  TXC2: GapFiller  indeed
 Anaerin: AEKHT or REKHT, you can't spell anything with just those letters.
 flatluigi: the A by the door looks like the cyrillic letter
noSmokeFire: R makes things much worse
 kusinohki: meows
 Rhynerd: hearth?
 lirazel64: H is N in Cyrillic.
 SymphonicLolita: oh is that Д
 sethtriggs: Ohhhhhhhhhhh that's not nice
quantum_bandit: H is N in cyrillic though
 m_logan2000: top of light
 KBKarma: The keypad is English, though.
 MAPBoardgames: Get REKT-H
Gizmoloid: definitely not a cyrilic D
 m_logan2000: D
  TXC2: "put it in H!"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Wicker_Guide If this Jigsaw rip off is invoking her she isn't going to punish the player, this Jigsaw wannabee is fucked
 richard_ermen: We forgot the D!
offbeatwitch: e and d
 Chronomagistrate: death
 DEATHlikescats: Death
 bytecaster: We found the D
 RealGamerCow: Give em the D
 margieargie: Ah, this is definity Latin letters then
 sporkraptor: aahahahaaah
 NewtyNewts: Hakted
 Anaerin: "Death" doesn't use the K.
DigitalSeahorse: K Death
 KBKarma: I think the K is a red herring.
 gsyhiap: K hated
 Lord_Hosk: Death leaves off the K
 flatluigi: dekath
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: a red kerring
 Wicker_Guide: @Thefluffiestguineapig tbh that happening would make up for a lot of this nonsense
argentslipstream: through yonder window breaks, tis the D and juliet is the Sun
 sporkraptor: funny joke
 TehAmelie: more original than the game Evil i guess
DigitalSeahorse: k
ButButTheJesus: cool
frank_the_great: Boo
 richard_ermen: Our enemy is Brian Michael?
 KV1NN4: How breath-takingly edgy
 gsyhiap: oh, k?
 PuddleOfWeird: K
 sethtriggs: Wow
Boon_33: to not die you must type death, very funny in soviet russia.
3cbb: final
 DEATHlikescats: Brian Michael be dis?
 JosephDeath: I mean he did mention scrabble, and you don't HAVE to use all your tiles?
 MAPBoardgames: Or is 'Death' spelled with 6 letters in Cyrillic?
 KBKarma: Uh oh. He's sorry.
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
Noy2222: Good joke, streamer
 SymphonicLolita: 
 DEATHlikescats: *Bendis?
 bytecaster: Patch note: We added a k as a comedy joke!
 MrQBear: what
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Wicker_Guide For real a goddess famous for being irritable on her good days utterly unleashing on this asshole would be amazing
 nova_plushie: Metal gear
 sporkraptor: funny joke?
 RealGamerCow: That would be SO LOUD
Boon_33: now that's funny!
 Manae: Suddenly, Metal Gear
 NewtyNewts: Now we're in the Portal level where they introduce turrets!
quantum_bandit: oh there's a convenient desert eagle
 Anaerin: A weapon to surpass Metal Gear!
DigitalSeahorse: "Are you still there?"
 pn55: Sudden turret!
Bahumot: Is this a weapon to surpass Metal Gear?
 KBKarma: WHERE IN THE NAME OF NAMES DID HE GET A GODSDAMN TURRET.
 sethtriggs: Uh huh!
 richard_ermen: Now comes the clearly well-fitting and tested shooting section
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Michael where did you even GET this
DigitalSeahorse: xD
 raulghoulia: what game would you replay if that added in new jokes?
Metric_Furlong: @KBKarma y'know, the turret shop
 SymphonicLolita: just a regular day in novosibirsk
ButButTheJesus: ♪ aRe YoU tHeRe? ♪
 TehAmelie: military surplus store?
Tom_Bruise: shoot the cord, it's the only way
  TXC2: how did they get this in here?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: How did he afford this realestate?
 Drasvin: Soviet military surplus?
DigitalSeahorse: we have no cube
Gizmoloid: Oh yeah a chemist zombie maniac can also make automatic TURRETS
 AtomicAlchemical: Portal if our turrets were bigger
 nova_plushie: Colonel whats a russian Gun... turret doing here?
frank_the_great: You've got a gun that makes holes
 MAPBoardgames: In Soviet Russia, Portals think with YOU!
 bytecaster: The classic saying: "Trick or Rush"
EricTheOrange: @RealGamerCow yeah that's something games don't get right.  firearms in enclosed spaces are defeningly loud
 Lord_Hosk: come on that caliber at this range, just the mussel blast would cause damage
 Wicker_Guide: @Thefluffiestguineapig "AND THIS" *tears out tongue* "IS FOR" *Tears off ear" "THE PUNS!" *head explodes*
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silverxX59: at ANY cost
 MAPBoardgames: use GUN on PROBLEM
 Thefluffiestguineapig: World building!
 KBKarma: You are really tough if you can survive a direct shot from that thing.
offbeatwitch: apply gun directly to forehead
 raulghoulia: regenerating health and infinite bullets
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: what....
 nova_plushie: This turret is aim botting
  TXC2: Lord_Hosk  in this room, the concussion blast alone could kill us
 Bearudite: shoot out the lights?
 Featherweight_: Ah a classic time at the old abandoned auto turret hospital
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Your guess is as good as mine
 Simriel: Also apparently we can survive being shot by like a 20mm cannon
 Wondermoo: 
Tom_Bruise: what an interesting predicament
 bytecaster: I feel a human will always loose a DPS race against something made of metal
doubledbear: I looked way and now we have a gun?
 sethtriggs: Oh this is so broken
 sethtriggs: A clock?
 KBKarma: Oh hey, you dieded.
frank_the_great: F
DigitalSeahorse: LOL
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: you're doubld dead
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
 gsyhiap: Simply be less dead
Koios7: 
 CodeIndigo: maybe shoot the propane tank?
 LurkerSpine: I think it shot the propaneG
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Those are such weird triggers
 nova_plushie: maybe shoot the propane tanks?
Tom_Bruise: What? You're dying? Not while you're dying you're not!
 Violet__Violence: yo dawg we heard you like dying
 KBKarma: Oh, that's the timer. It's a bomb.
 TemporallyAwry: Achievement Unlocked 
 iris_of_ether:  
DigitalSeahorse: I'm tested by episodes too
 sethtriggs: Ewwwww crawly things
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TemporallyAwry But are there trading cards?
 RealGamerCow: Look at the big brain on Brad!
 raulghoulia: what are the odds?
 Bearudite: excuse for gun take
Boon_33: whelp, no more gun.
doubledbear: Now you're thinking with portals- er i mean...
silverxX59: guns jammed better just throw it away
 CaptainSpam: Aw man, you got the brain gears.  Had a buddy who had that once.  Never was the same again, not with them brain gears.
Tom_Bruise: well that was nice having the gun for one room
 sethtriggs: Oh noooo
silverxX59: i guess
Lithobraker: @simriel can't get lead poisoning if there's no flesh where the bullet hit left.
 sethtriggs: Maybe it is going to become Sokoban
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Deserter is a weird word
 Violet__Violence: wat
Metric_Furlong: do you not?
 nova_plushie: how dark is your ass?
 Lord_Hosk: LOL you fired 15 rounds before, no problem but this time its irrepiarably jammed after 1 shot.
 undecided44: No further questions, please.
 bytecaster: Well maybe by a lamp for your ass then
doubledbear: That is where the sun don't shine
 bytecaster: *buy
 Wicker_Guide: Did you number 2 yourself?
 MAPBoardgames: How about that standing lamp?
 Gekyouryuu: Oh, off topic, Graham you might enjoy knowing one of the daily quests from the "daily quests" tumblr account: "add *Kurt Angle* to *The Mix*"
silverxX59: "boxes"
 sethtriggs: those are quite clearly drawers!
 lirazel64: Setting the place on fire comes to mind
 LordZarano: "Where the sun don't shine"
 Seth_Erickson: Well Graham in answer to your Question; Had you considered how dark his ass is whenever he's wearing underwear/pants?
 gsyhiap: Well at least we know that it won't be in the box labelled 'K'...?
 Seth_Erickson: Always pretty dark in that case I think
 nova_plushie: can your interact with the turret?
 Bearudite: hold and pull drawers?
 Lord_Hosk: Can you find a flashlight... or something
 arkham1981: Perineum sunning is apparently very good for you though
 electra310: Using my new Instant Pot for the first time, making beef stew while I watch garbage day. I'm destined for glorious dinner or terrible soup-on-ceiling mess in the kitchen. 
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 sethtriggs: Makes me think of Hunt Down the Freeman
Tom_Bruise: well, at least our trusty friend Boxes Prompt will never leave our side
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I can't see shit
ayyken0: Better translation should be *in my ass i reckon
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Why is it so dark all the sudden?
 Earthenone: can we turn brigthness up maybe?
  TXC2: arkham1981  I thought that was some bro science bullshit?
 TheMerricat: Did they already see the "Find a flashlight" prompt chat? I had to run downstairs....
Lithobraker: "it's as dark as my ass" has lost some meaning ever since the advent of perineum sunning
Boon_33: @TheMerricat yes
 sethtriggs: "Find a flashlight or something," does the lamp count as something?
 Lord_Hosk: LOL
 gsyhiap: 
 MAPBoardgames: I love boxes, I think they're Crate!
 richard_ermen: Hitbox unclear
 raulghoulia: trapped by gameplay
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NO
 sethtriggs: This game is pure, molten hate
 Lord_Hosk: You found a flashlight or something
 arkham1981: @TXC2 I saw it on Tiktok so it has to be real
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The tiny event trigger
 nova_plushie: the drawr is shy
 0x6772: What's the note say, one wonders.
95 raiders from SergeYager have joined!
 bytecaster: Is this what they mean by pixel hunting?
Tom_Bruise: well what the game's not telling you is that they glued the flashlight to the drawer
 SnackPak_:    
 empyreon: you cannot get ye flashlight
 Earthenone: pixel perfect flashlight accquisition
joallthedogs:   
  TXC2: hello raiders
silverxX59: we found the flashlight now we need the or something
QuixoticScrivener: maybe the note is instructions?
 sethtriggs: We love pixel hunts!
 gsyhiap: Mmmm... UI design, we've heard of it.
 raulghoulia: hello raiders
Gizmoloid: The note says "Wish you got screwed by dogs"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey Serge!
 Lord_Hosk: The note says "Screw you"
 Violet__Violence: serge!
 LurkerSpine: hola Yagerians
 LadyLockwood92: Welcome Raiders~
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Welcome to this shit!
Shadowsoflife: o/
 Wicker_Guide: this is NOT a family safe game
 Diabore: this game is shit!
Boon_33: 
 SnackPak_: how exciting
0011110000110011: or something
 bytecaster: Hey, we cannot pick up a flash light!
quantum_bandit: the note says "may you get attacked by dogs"
Tempest2097: This game is such terrible garbage
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That they can see on stream!
 TheMerricat: Unfortunately "On the Verge" is a Destiny mission of some sort so I can't help any with walkthroughs. 
 MehallD: Goog translate says "So the dogs will fuck you"
 sethtriggs: Is the flashlight held by an ant?
 Pharmacistjudge: We had to do math
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You cannot get ye flashlight
Lithobraker: "find a flashlight or something" is a much less iconic that MRE's "rock or something "
JoeKim: i believe in you alex
 bytecaster: What if the note reads: "Bet you can't pick this up, huh"
 kusinohki: you cannot get ye flask
 Zyrconium: My google translate went for: "What dogs are eating you?"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Not normal video game math, even worse
Cptasparagus: the bottom drawer looks more highlighted
 0x6772: Please, Graham, they're clearly boxes not drawers, it says so right in the prompt.
coolbond: does any other button work?
 raulghoulia: also the jokes might offend but we put on a mask that obscures them
Cptasparagus: like in cartoons where you know whats about to change
 MrSarkhan: 
 SnackPak_: he warned us
JoeKim: personal "Friend"
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: they knew the risks.
 NewtyNewts: It's a tool for self-validation
 ghyllnox: "Personal massager"
 Diabore: do it graham
 Lord_Hosk: a personal Flash light Graham?
 CaptainSpam: Well, Serge's chat knows what it was getting itself into.
 Pharmacistjudge: Yes you can
QuixoticScrivener: are we sure its an object and not just decoration?
 Ravynn: We were warned about your lascivious ways
 nova_plushie: when has that ever stopped anyone on LRR?
ButButTheJesus: serge chat too pure
 SymphonicLolita: s/flashlight/fleshlight ?
 Crokoking: he glued the flashlight into the drawer to mess with you 
 Pharmacistjudge: Serge gives warnings
DigitalSeahorse: mind, pls focus on the garbo
 Ravynn: LOL well there goes that seal
DoodlestheGreat: I believe the polite term is "onahole."
Boon_33: this boss is worse than the turret.
 CaptainSpam: We haven't even confirmed this IS a flashlight!
 rosesmcgee: I had that bug in BG3 recently
 sethtriggs: LOL those monitors have no wires
JoeKim: maybe it's not a flashlight
 Lord_Hosk: Its a Personal Flash Light for if the power goes out when you are home alone and you need to entertain yourself.
JoeKim: maybe it's a weight
 Gekyouryuu: Maybe there's a second flashlight elsewhere?
 TheWriterAleph: True Quality 
DigitalSeahorse: 
artacuno53: it must not be the flashlight
 nova_plushie: the true test was to pick up a flashlight
  Juliamon: I'm guessing the "or something" is relevant
 MDK_Marshal: I suspect that the "Move On" objective is just the developer telling you to play a different game 
 sethtriggs: This really IS Hunt Down the Freeman!
quantum_bandit: ye cannot get ye flashlight
Tom_Bruise: we were so close, but couldn't solve the puzzle of the flashlight that's glued to the drawer
DigitalSeahorse: no way to pick other levels?
 m_logan2000: Why dont you simply pick up the flashlight gamer
 gsyhiap: This game left us in the dark  
 TehAmelie: the badness is spreading out from the flashlight into its surroundings
 accountmadeforants: One of the other quests is "Move on" 
DigitalSeahorse: no guides that don't say pick up flashlight?
 TheMerricat: So just a heads up, even if you got through this there are apparently numerous endings and most of the good ones involve having found a gun at the very stop.
Boon_33: Wuality wussian wengineering.
frank_the_great: If it were me, I would pick up the flashlight
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: look at you, gamer. panting and sweating as you run through this derelict office building.
 TheMerricat: Unfortunately "On the Verge" is a Destiny mission of some sort so I can't help any with walkthroughs. 
JoeKim: simply do the thing 4head
 gsyhiap: Ooh that's meta gaming!
 bytecaster: Skill issue, I guess
 TheMerricat: start
DigitalSeahorse: at the very stop
 Earthenone: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
  TXC2: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
WearingCats_CwC: I will take a break to investigate the loud crashing sound from my kitchen
  TXC2: Right chat I'm off
Boon_33: @TXC2 byeee
ButButTheJesus: @TXC2 o/
 Earthenone: @WearingCats_CwC spoilers its cats
 Texan_Reverend: See you later @txc2
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Have a good one TXC2!
 TheMerricat: @TXC2 Have a good one!
  TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Graham and Alex
 DEATHlikescats: Thank ye for your service @txc2
 Diabore: spoilers
 NewtyNewts: No music allowed.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @WearingCats_CwC Hope it's just silly cats and nothing bad?
DigitalSeahorse: lol
  Juliamon: refuse
 TheWriterAleph: gotcha
artacuno53: I will not disregard it, you cant make me
 BITs19_: noise will not be disregarded
ButButTheJesus: make me
 midnightcurryjazz: 
 Commander_Taz: o7 disregarrded
 ReachW: Disregard what noise?
 raulghoulia: I Will regard It
 NorthstarTex: noise? what noise?
coolbond: the noise has been regarded
DigitalSeahorse:   noise detected
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3and4fifths: I en garde the noise
DigitalSeahorse: use Old Spice, got it
DigitalSeahorse: Pokerstars
 TheMerricat: Since the game is over - https://store.steampowered.com/app/1106710/On_The_Verge_II/ - I like that one of the 'features' listed for the game is "The game was made by Oleg Sheyko."
DigitalSeahorse: Brita
  Juliamon: Like I said earlier, dev thinks they're Kojima
 Texan_Reverend: !discord
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 Mazrae: Noo I missed an hour of garbage, was it good
DigitalSeahorse: Axe but I was told to use Old Spice, use both, got it
 KBKarma: That was fast.
 Texan_Reverend: !Mastodon
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DigitalSeahorse: woo bubbly
 KBKarma: @Mazrae Nope.
 LordZarano: Regards, Noise
  Juliamon: it was *something* Mazrae
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mazrae Depends what you mean by "good"
 MAPBoardgames: I'm back! And welcome.
 nova_plushie: did you compleate your quest of moving on?
 CanPlayGames: Full of Soup?
 BusTed: 
DigitalSeahorse: xD
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
 sethtriggs: That's a name
 NewtyNewts: Fully protected booty.
warpstonewarlock: Excuse me?
 TheWriterAleph: Toasty!
Tom_Bruise: this has to be some sort of bioshock ripoff
 IbunWest: I love heated seats
Shadowsoflife: what?
coolbond: soooo... wooly underwear?
 Nigouki: top is Play
 baltimore_667083: what in the hot crispy kentucky fried fuck is that name
quantum_bandit: oh more russian
 Nigouki: secong is setting
 MAPBoardgames: uhhh...
DigitalSeahorse: Descriptive Text Title
 LadyLockwood92: Might be other games by the studio?
 sethtriggs: Love to Design
 Astra7525: Not gonna turn on sound?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NOOO
 sethtriggs: wut
 MehallD: music and sounds were turned off fyi
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Get out of my face!!!!!!
DigitalSeahorse: we look mostly naked
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 TehAmelie: ooh, this is like some of those super conceptual games we've seen
 LordZarano: They made their own models!
 sethtriggs: Is that a body condom?
Boon_33: #IsThisNudity
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: is this man naked or are his clothes simply maded out of flesh
quantum_bandit: is there no sound?
DigitalSeahorse: not insulated at the bottom so far
 ReachW: You have an important mission: go sanic speed
  Juliamon: It was in the settings
Tom_Bruise: "Your mission is to restore the texture quality of my skin"
 Gekyouryuu: Plank. For when you're board
DanielJennaGrouse: there was a sound check box in the settings
coolbond: sound was disabled
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: sound unchecked after language change
 Astra7525: You have to check the option for "sound" and "music" in the options menu
coolbond: in the menue
Bahumot: I was in a meeting. Are we still in the Cheap Russian Saw?
 ArcadeEngineer: are these extremely low quality knockoffs of half life 2 things?
evilspoons983: bottom of the sea?
 TehAmelie: 2:1 sound is only in russian
 sethtriggs: This is an amazing aspect ratio
 KBKarma: That is certainly a model.
Gizmoloid: The dev just doesn't know difference between insulate and isolate
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Those movements are cursed
DigitalSeahorse: oh now at least our bottom is insulated
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Are we controlling it now?
 CAKHost: What is Dark Winter?
DoodlestheGreat: That was a bosom so badly textured it failed to break TOS...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You had to turn the sounds on????????????
ButButTheJesus: wowwww
 LadyLockwood92: We had not turned on the sounds.
 jessieimproved: music and sound off by default, bold choice
 sethtriggs: That's some faith in your SFX
DigitalSeahorse: tactical
 bytecaster: Green Arial floating in the world as a tutorial, truly the pure W+P experience.
quantum_bandit: is that STALKER?
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: someone get Iron Pineapple on the line
artacuno53: they look like baloons
 SpacePotato01: those are inflatable guns
 kumatsu: one gun for scavs one gun for pmcs
 TemporallyAwry: Can something be surreal AND nightmare fuel?
 Overman27: Remnant 2 doesn't look... great...
 raulghoulia: shoots silver bullets
 RealGamerCow: are those monkey ears on the helmet?
 Marvoleath: Witcher 2077
 LadyLockwood92: Shotgun for Humans, Machine Gun for Monsters
Tom_Bruise: that's your monster gun, and that's your glitch gun
JoeKim: wouldn't it be easier to just have magazines
quantum_bandit: stalker 2 looks cool
 eric_christian_berg: Well, silver bullets aren't cheap. Don't want to waste them on mens.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TemporallyAwry Provably yes
LathosTiran: both are for monsters
 sethtriggs: Music is atmospheric
JoeKim: silver mag vs lead mag
DigitalSeahorse: double butt gun
offbeatwitch: really loving the smoothed guns
DigitalSeahorse: double gun
 KBKarma: I don't think they like you.
 A_Dub888: Hi everyone, what level of garbage are we on?
 Simriel: Was that... Freddy Krueger?
Boon_33: I hope you go akimbo with these
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !sir
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 SymphonicLolita: they bullied you
 WalkingProfanity: It is a slap fight
 sethtriggs: Oh that is some crunchy performance
 TehAmelie: it's not enough to just have silver tipped bullets or something, you need a gun made of solid silver for the monsters
 NorthstarTex: !advice
  LRRbot: Fail upwards.
ButButTheJesus: @A_Dub888 about 5 or 6 my dude
 KBKarma: @A_Dub888 Hilariously, this is actually *better* than the last one.
evilspoons983: @A_Dub888 unclear
 nova_plushie: you look like a melted action figure
DigitalSeahorse: pewpew
JoeKim: are . . you killing hobos?
 jessieimproved: Just so I'm clear, we did not actually get an objective
Drathak: the roll lol
 TheMerricat: Other games listed by this dev, on Steam, chat are: "Second Person: Secret Laboratory","Survivter"," Word of mouth stories","Monsters, Briefcase and Road". and "Seeking Revenge".
Boon_33: @LRRbot remarkably prescient
 sethtriggs: You have wedgie-guard pants
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @jessieimproved Correct? I think?
 RealGamerCow: I love the "dive on the floor" THEN somersault
 NullColaShip: Woah, the "press q" text was both on the wall and between us and the camera
 Nigouki: you're firing WITH YOUR MIND
 accountmadeforants: Turns out recoil was psychological
 Fanklok: It's really nice that Graham has decided to show off a game made by crash test dummies
 KBKarma: Surprise!
 LordZarano: Sure did make their own assets
 Marvoleath: You know Ivan, the secret is to use your face to absorb the fall
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: clever girl
 RealGamerCow: gonna vom
 SymphonicLolita: the ragdoll 
 LadyLockwood92: He is attempting to physically enter your hitbox.
 sethtriggs: Nice ragdoll
 Wicker_Guide: wait, the shotgun is machine gunning?
DigitalSeahorse: fishnet slacks
 nova_plushie: there blood coagulated instantly
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Marvoleath That's my secret, I'm always face diving
 bytecaster: Honestly, making ragdolls easily available to devs has been a boon.
3and4fifths: I like wearing shorts during combat! They're comfy and easy to wear!
Tempest2097: That's a choice.
offbeatwitch: charge attack!
 KBKarma: You have to pump it.
ButButTheJesus: heavy trigger
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @nova_plushie I think it coagulated and immediately sublimated
 KBKarma: Like a Super Soaker.
 Simriel: It's a Flintlock Alex, you need to wait for the pan detonation
Boon_33: Ka-maayyyy-ahhhh
 GreatWahooney: imma chargin mah shotgun
 TehAmelie: well they made another arena shooter with zombies that charge straight at you i guess. with original models at least
 Lord_Hosk: Loot?
 sethtriggs: Nice project table
 bytecaster: "Just a trick of the light"
frank_the_great: Is this that Fortnite game the kids have been playing these days?
 KBKarma: Don't forget to press Q!
 Gekyouryuu: Shotgun with a charged attack? Sounds like a possible armored core weapon
 jessieimproved: The lighting in this game is upsetting
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @sethtriggs I hate there is probably a crafting system here
 BITs19_: suddenly Tim Allen
 nova_plushie: Never forget the basics Alex. Like pressing Q
Tempest2097: What we're doing a Juno Reactor track now?
DigitalSeahorse: graffiti appears to be sickle and hammer fist
Tom_Bruise: I should watch koyaanisqatsi or however you spell it at some point
 Lord_Hosk: That was it, there are only 5 guys in the whole game,  you killed them all
 undecided44: Is the dante's inferno playthrough on YouTube somewhere? I was only able to turn up the cursed crusade one through the search function (YouTube mobile app).
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this another game like that one that was a game music video for an album?
 HorusFive: They have guns, but no bodies
Lithobraker: Sweet new Boards of Canada track
evilspoons983: the gun sound is also out of phase between left and right channels, it's extremely unpleasant sounding
 TehAmelie: "zombies gonna get ya" to the tune of "koyaanisqatsi"
offbeatwitch: it really does
DigitalSeahorse: Deemg
 nova_plushie: melty action figures
 cotp_dom: Dipped in paint thinner
 sethtriggs: I half expected a Cool S
ButButTheJesus: @evilspoons983 thank you, I was wondering
 Simriel: I was literally thinking "For 20 seconds"
DigitalSeahorse: lol
 BITs19_: is that a soyjack??
 Fanklok: Do we think this game would make more or less sense if sound had been on during the intro scene?
DigitalSeahorse: hehehehhe
 SymphonicLolita: 
 tehfewl: pink guy?
ButButTheJesus: "uuueeeehhhh"
EricTheOrange: are these russian wojaks?
Boon_33: the entire level was made with align to grid off.
 nova_plushie: I love all the waist high walls
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That is the sound person reacting to another directors note
 sethtriggs: Oh nice dangerous stairs
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What are the textures?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I see steel plate
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I see bricks
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I see wood weirdness
 bytecaster: Why have room if you can have only corridor?
 cotp_dom: We need to request Alex and Graham restart the game once we're done with this game to watch the intro with sound
 TehAmelie: i kind of like it. it's the Overlook Hotel of abandoned construction sites
 sethtriggs: The floor is all cat box filler
 Simriel: I adore buildings designed by people who have never been inside one.
Boon_33: so much work went into this, and none of it was good work.
 MAPBoardgames: You need the rusty key card to proceed?
LathosTiran: flail the bullets at it
 arkham1981: sounds like jokers laugh bag at the end of batman
 korvys: Dev, looking at a city wistfully: "One day, I'd like to be inside one of those..."
 jessieimproved: It would help if game gave you something to shoot
 sethtriggs: The bullet holes were stuck in the air on th ebox
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @sethtriggs I mean, yup. That explains those strange lumps
 KBKarma: I'm half expecting one gun to just go "Blyat blyat blyat".
DanielJennaGrouse: I love the uniform lens flare every single of those lights has on them
 Lord_Hosk: TACTICAL!
 sporkraptor: I like how the last game gave so much pointless context for every single thing, and this game gives *no context information whatsoever*
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lord_Hosk Sorry, I think you mean TACTICOOL!
DigitalSeahorse: key
 Mazrae: Weapons bad on Garbage Day...... Gasp!!
DigitalSeahorse: giant key
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, there was a Vermeer?
 Lord_Hosk: Thats a good deal on a priceless piece of art
quantum_bandit: the billboard said "hats"
 krfsm: coming to the stream and seeing "intended for certain audiences". I wonder who those audiences are?
 jessieimproved: Did anyone else get the "In a tactical situation" television commercials?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Or was the Girl with a Pearl Earring a spurrious reference?
 sethtriggs: PING!
Gizmoloid: The poster with girl says "HATS"
Cptasparagus: he just kind of waited for you to reload
Tempest2097: Alien Pimento gun
 KBKarma: That's some CLAMP-level models.
DigitalSeahorse: 
quantum_bandit: they're like olives
 sethtriggs: They have no weight when you run through them, joy!
 SymphonicLolita: omg
 Thefluffiestguineapig: With pimentos means they stay close to the ground
 nova_plushie: why do you have glowing piss tubes on your arms
 raulghoulia: did this game have backstory? I seemed to have forgotten the last hour
 ReachW: That door had places to go
 NewtyNewts: Ah, that sfx...
Boon_33: very agressive door
 MAPBoardgames: Clipozines!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That door is done with your shit
evilspoons983: @Thefluffiestguineapig it was Vermeer-by-MS Paint
 Lord_Hosk: The level designer has also never seen a door
 sethtriggs: This conference room sucks
 miniMacGuru: Speaking of CLAMP, I need to re-read Rayearth again.
  Juliamon: krfsm That's Twitch's default "we don't have this game in our database so proceed with caution" tag, but also, yes
 bytecaster: I bet the syringe is for when you need healing
 NotCainNorAbel: why do they have the checkpoint background
 TehAmelie: i think it's gonna turn out we died from getting hit by that door
 GreatWahooney: @raulghoulia we have a mission. that's about it.
 HorusFive: https://clips.twitch.tv/VastZealousTubersKappaWealth-ldAAKblQKfLFZkI7
Tempest2097: Oh hey that 's Facebones from Metalocalypse!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @GreatWahooney I don't think the mission was specified
Tempest2097: That was DEFINITELY Facebones on the wall back there
 Mazrae: Oh look there's my door dash order
DigitalSeahorse: that's not a real Gucci
 sethtriggs: Was that a giant scaled up able?
 bytecaster: That makes sense. They spent all the dev budget on the Prada lincense
 Texan_Reverend: "Philip Glass's new direction is a little weird."  https://clips.twitch.tv/NurturingAlluringOysterOhMyDog-qofVzT8PjVbuVM4U
 TehAmelie: basically a carbon copy of The Division
 nova_plushie: the walls look like duct tape
Gizmoloid: 
 HorusFive: "Consistent" "Art" "Style"
DigitalSeahorse: "style"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Are those weirdly melted cars?
 dougma: it is a singular vision
 Bearudite: they didn't use a tile set from unity store
 Thefluffiestguineapig: In the floor somehow?
 Wicker_Guide: on this show, not really
 miniMacGuru: It looks like they came up with their own textures as well. I also remember my own "I'm gonna learn Blender" phase.
quantum_bandit: well I've never seen a cubist video game before
DanielJennaGrouse: look, clearly this is Russian Fallout and it looks like this because everything melted a bit when the bombs fell
 SymphonicLolita: the art style is "Aero bar you left in your pocket a little too long"
 SquareDotCube: they never learned how to do specular maps correctly, I recognize that shininess
DigitalSeahorse: boink
 KBKarma: @dougma Shame the person who designed the city was blind.
 sethtriggs: OPA!
Gizmoloid: I'm sure if look hard enough we'll find these models in an asset pack somewhere
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Bearudite Just the textures, they placed it themselves!
 ReachW: "It's not just store-bought assets glued together at weird angles! 7/10, IGN"
 bytecaster: Oh, is this set in the ARMS universe?
 Wicker_Guide: like, I will say if this dev is 15 then I have high hopes for their future
DigitalSeahorse: DeeMG
 TheWriterAleph: a GUN you say?
 Wicker_Guide: they aren't, but if they were...
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: "Very* good** ragdolls***"
3and4fifths: the walls remind me of Games Workshop plastic
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is there any damage indicator?
DigitalSeahorse: McDeeMG
 ArcadeEngineer: both this games have had huge amounts of effort and some passion put into them, just in completely misguided ways
 MAPBoardgames: https://clips.twitch.tv/ProtectiveCrispyPizzaVoHiYo-hKpvgZY9CHYavNmy
 KBKarma: @Thefluffiestguineapig Obscured by ALex.
 TemporallyAwry: Yeah - I'd take this over an asset-flip anyday.  This has soul.
 sethtriggs: Can you pick up more Clipozines?
 TehAmelie: but is it a dark soul?
 KBKarma: I like how they're just *sliding*.
 sethtriggs: Ugh that vibrating is going to knock me sick
 MAPBoardgames: Inject the pimentos!
 HorusFive: """work"""
DigitalSeahorse: Scientific DeeMG Goes Boing
 ArcadeEngineer: one of those 'guy trying to independently invent videogames' products
 nova_plushie: hes really tensing up on that gun
 korvys: unrelated earthquake
offbeatwitch: pressing the Jiggle button
 MAPBoardgames: They got the gun action from a script designed for bows
 MAPBoardgames: ?
 TheMerricat: The other games this dev have put up on Steam all look like they are acid trips.
DigitalSeahorse: nice
coolbond: down into the doughnut
 HorusFive: ooooh water level
 GapFiller: oooh a water lvl
Tehbeard: Water temple level?
 TehAmelie: oh, i think they played quite a bit of The Division before inventing this
 Fanklok: Very Airport gun that kinda works vibe
evilspoons983: the load screen said something about bottom of the ocean
 Fanklok: Airsoft
 bytecaster: Look at us! Is this the second ever Stand type game?
 sethtriggs: Oh water effects. Won't these be excellent
 MAPBoardgames: cue underwater mario music.
Boon_33: the shaking is simulated tremors from daim bramage
DigitalSeahorse: insulated at the bottom
 Marvoleath: Is this the hidden water level in Death Stranding?
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: SOMA (2014)
 KBKarma: What kind of Bublé is Alex drinkin'?
Tehbeard: Were those fish swimming in formation?
 KBKarma: Grapé?
 KV1NN4: those fish were so organized
 kumatsu: tacti-cool
 nova_plushie: the tied a rock to you to sink
 korvys: Yes, the transition screen had some lore that said the base was at the bottom of the ocean
 sethtriggs: You can't hit the subocean if you're already in it! *does thinking gesture*
Gizmoloid: Do you WANT to see a whale made by this dev?
 bytecaster: They don't work under water
 KeytarCat: @Gizmoloid very yes
Cptasparagus: everyone knows you cant shoot guns underwater
 Greyah: Can you still make the camera vibrate aggressively?
 SquareDotCube: running through that water like it's nothing
TheKrakenKing: @GhostofJeffGoldblum was literally just thinking of the part where your character looks into the abyss and goes "yeah....naw that would be stupid to jump"
 Rhynerd: I’m deeply curious how this dev would model a whale
 TheMerricat: Chat if they start in the ocean....
DanielJennaGrouse: @Gizmoloid YES? absolutely!
 sporkraptor: he can't... jump?
 KBKarma: @Gizmoloid It'll look like a whale from either Blades in the Dark or Dishonored [sic]
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I went and cleaned up a hairball and did we get in the sea?
snowewolf: why  and how you playing the last season of Destiny 2?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I didn't think I missed much
 sethtriggs: That'd be the biggest ragdoll ever
Cptasparagus: can we get a whale with that gamer face?
 nova_plushie: your reached ocean. How long till you hit sub
offbeatwitch: our patented WaffleLight
 Anaerin: Wafflite.
 sethtriggs: Is your oxygen unlimited? If so that's a nice thing
warpstonewarlock: @snowewolf This does look like Drifter would make in his garage/ship
 MAPBoardgames: Waffle flashlight, doesn't have batteries = strict upgrade.
 Greyah: Not even close to the worst flashlight we've seen in video games though. This thing is almost functional!
warpstonewarlock: *something
Gizmoloid: @Gizmoloid OK I can definitely agree with morbid curiosity and lulz
 sethtriggs: You are moving very fast for underwater
 LordZarano: Flashlight has a metal grid to hold the pressure
 Thefluffiestguineapig: When did you get a huge backpack?
 KBKarma: Are you infringing on Cori and Cam's territory?
Bahumot: Remember, it's not about the destination, it's about the journey.
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 NullColaShip: Walking Simulator
 SpacePotato01: And now it's the Soma we have at home
 NorthstarTex: many walk, no plot
 GapFiller: for anyone who wants to do a head2head comparison https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2o63GK1VOBE&pp=ygUgVGhlIFByb2RpZ3kgQ2xhdXN0cm9waG9iaWMgU3Rpbmc%3D
 Bearudite: in a Buldin
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sorry, still lost as to what happened in the time it took me to clean up a hairball
DigitalSeahorse: mallding
DanielJennaGrouse: I'm sure it's very emotionally affecting if you follow the deep and complex story of the game
 GapFiller: yeh can def hear the similarities
 Bearudite: Stiny
 Mazrae: Ahh so this is how you get into bioshock
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: honestly, say what you will
 bytecaster: "the place"
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: this dev is *trying*
 krfsm: oh, Graham, I re-watched the TOE nicknames podcast, and I just wanted to let you know that yes, some of us outside Western Canada know about Front Line Assembly *and* enjoy their music.
offbeatwitch: You have arrived at the place
 gsyhiap: Ah yes, The Place.
snowewolf: @warpstonewarlock we need to move the long girls chair, here dive into the ocean
 sethtriggs: Oh those papery arms
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What was that gesture?
 MAPBoardgames: Is their hair on backwards?
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Why did she pat her face and chest?
CopperAstronaut: This is making me think of a really bad level of soma.
Tom_Bruise: unhand my skin at once, you sewer scoundrels
 kynelwynn: So, some kind of alien sing language
 UxCryptic: Soma at home
 HorusFive: Nice little intermission from doing nothing in the previous level
 Rhynerd: Back to gun
 A_Dub888: Okay, “Five Words”…
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satyropodobny: Police I would like to report the murder of the atmosphere
Ummon_: nice mouse cursor
 bytecaster: @MAPBoardgames It was the style at the time
ButButTheJesus: yep
Duffadash: Wait, I though Alex knew the universal language of interpretive dance?
DigitalSeahorse: 
 krfsm: I saw half of FLA play live year before last, too. good stuff.
 CodeIndigo: I'm sorry, this looks like a PS1 game run through heavy amounts of sedatives
Boon_33: it's like whoever made the character models has never seen a human
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: i, too, have that bugbear
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: and will yell about it
 Kazman20a: they are AD's, Dumbs
EricTheOrange: it's machine learning
Firewhiskers: AI is easy to check for - check the hands
 KBKarma: AI is just a whole load of if loops.
 DEATHlikescats: Yup
 Bearudite: heuristics
 Anaerin: It's all just pattern recognition and interpolation
 DEATHlikescats: Sigh
 sethtriggs: "Use it!"
 Wicker_Guide: Don't worry, it'll only be AI until something "better" replaces it
ButButTheJesus: keyed on stolen art
CopperAstronaut: I was get that exact same feel.
 sporkraptor: what is this *music*
 Wicker_Guide: remember that we used to call natural language processing "AI"
 Gekyouryuu: the artificial intelligence is on the part of the humans behind it. they THINK they're intelligent, and that's fake
 mwlsn: Thank you Graham for acknowledging the difference between "algorithm" and "AI"
 LurkerSpine: they are trying to rebrand it as "generative AI"
 sporkraptor: womp womp womp
 CururuGuasu: Curse you Al Gore!  You, and your rhythms!
 Greyah: All artifice, no intelligence.
 kynelwynn: ChatGPT took the SAT. It failed.
EricTheOrange: It's AI like playing a CPU opponenet in Street Fighter is AI.
 Driosenth: Curse capital T capital A, "The Algorithm"
 sethtriggs: Do not buy any field guides created by AI!
 krfsm: Machine Learning is Python, AI is Excel.
 Fanklok: Does your character have the same head as an Ash Ghoul from Morrowind?
 CodeIndigo: it's only AI if it can control nuclear weapons, otherwise it's sparkling autocorrect
 rosesmcgee: Call me when the make Lt Cmdr Data, then we can say we have AI
DigitalSeahorse: Algorithmic Intelligence
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also that isn't going to help
 krfsm: or Powerpoint, I guess
 GapFiller:  any guesses on what the nxt big Techbro fad of the day will be
 Simriel: It is also pretty bad for accessability
WearingCats_CwC: A lot of non artificial intelligences aren't very smart either
AveryCorvus: And then they can use an AI to OCR the handwritten essays! It's flawless!
 sporkraptor: it's like the music is trying to be... funny?
  Juliamon: It's also a serious accessibility issue
Tehbeard: Having written Java out by hand for an example. Thanks, I hate it.
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: @GapFiller fuckable toaster.
Tehbeard: *exam
 Tiber727: If an AI made a game, what would be the thing it would notably fail at, similar to AI hands?
 sethtriggs: How come this stage doesn't look all microwave melty?
 KBKarma: @Tehbeard I had to do the same in university.
 Simriel: @Juliamon Exactly
 TemporallyAwry: @Juliamon ^ seriously this.  So much this.
 arkilyd: Algorithmic Imagination?
 TreeVor84: AI is now an Algorithm Illusion
 bytecaster: Maybe you are vibrating out of irritation?
 MAPBoardgames: It has IFF, it's a smart pistol!
offbeatwitch: alex is experiencing the Receiver Effect
 Driosenth: Back to pen and paper tests? Oh the sweet sweet smell of the mimeograph machine!
 nova_plushie: if you ask hard enought
 Anaerin: GPTs and other LLM's don't understand what they're consuming, nor what they're outputting. They're just going "1, 2, 3, 4, what's the next in the series" for characters.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this level an asset pack?
DaxStrife: A gun that only works when criticized?
elkae: Speaking of techbros, the Fyre Fest guy planned the second iteration from jail, I'm sure it'll go great.
 Nigouki: it only discharges after being stimulated enough
 TehAmelie: i thought today, if everyone trying to sell AI was honest about what it could do, it would already be used by porno
 SpacePotato01: Wouldn't it be fair to make GPT then do detention?
 KBKarma: Smart guns!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Was that first one the one they made and this was bought?
Ummon_: Bold to make a game about an action hero battling parkinsons
 CodeIndigo: that's one way to ensure 100% accuracy
 AtomicAlchemical: Algorithmically Insipid
 NorthstarTex: I like the idea of algorithmic pattern recognition, but then using it to produce something "creatively" is just rich
 CururuGuasu: Hand writing Java code for tests was the worst.  I had a couple of those too
 sethtriggs: There's a new FyreFestival?
 Greyah: It's a pistol from Metal Gear, with built-in IFF sensor.
 AugmentingPath: I never miss (my gun won't let me)
 Drasvin: Is it a 'smart' gun?
Firewhiskers: @Tiber727 Your goals and gameplay actions would be incomprehensible like Bad Day on the Midway
elkae: @sethtriggs He sold 100 tickets so far
 KBKarma: git merge
 philippekav: why is it so shaky
 raulghoulia: was that Char Aznable?
 LadyLockwood92: Become One.
 NewtyNewts: He's trying to occlude my volume!
evilspoons983: @Anaerin meanwhile some quantum being is saying that about our meat brains
CopperAstronaut: At least you can’t waste bullets?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sir please stop trying to trigger a transporter accident
snowewolf: dev took trigger discipline to a new level, cant fire gun unless you are fragging somone
 gsyhiap: Sir, sir? I need some personal space!
  Sarah_Serinde: I was reading an article the other day about how ChatGPT could be used in industry to help make predictions and give advice on business decisions and just...what a total absence of understanding of what ChatGPT actually does
 KeytarCat: what happens when you roll through a ragdoll
 Violet__Violence: it's very awkward
AveryCorvus: @Thefluffiestguineapig A Resonance Cascade, you say...
 sethtriggs: It is never going to stop being amusing that the corpses move weighlessly
  Sarah_Serinde: It will lie to you with full confidence and it won't know it's doing it
 LadyLockwood92: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You should buy the fiber protection plan.
 Lord_Hosk: I got my BA and BS in 2015 and every single test I took in from 13-15 was on paper, I can't imagine it jumped to all computer in 8 year
 CodeIndigo: that's what you call out as upsetting? not the rest of this nightmare?
Tehbeard: @snowewolf *radio static*: ughhhh.... we got a code tuvix in the underwater sea warehouse, over.
 HorusFive: @Sarah_Serinde Donno, sounds like most executives I've interacted with
 TehAmelie: i bet a sub you could roll through the floor on that up ramp
 sethtriggs: This dev has a platonic relationship with colliders.
Boon_33: 
 SnackPak_: 
 BrowneePoints: I! wouldn't work on NFC chips!
 BITs19_: definitely sung along to that
 GapFiller: Sarah_Serinde tbf that IS the zeitgesit (for worse much as for better)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Honestly I would love a LRL segment of covers of musical theater for w+p
elkae: 
 DEATHlikescats: Same @bits19_
CopperAstronaut: You character walks like he’s about to fall over at any moment.
ButButTheJesus: @HorusFive yep
 Wicker_Guide: @Sarah_Serinde in fairness, it shows no additional understanding of how those things are done within a corporate environment
 gsyhiap: @Sarah_Serinde Unless the business decision it's helping with is 'why we shouldn't use ChatGPT for any of this'
Abelzumi: Is this the callisto protocol
 BrowneePoints: Dibi Dibi Dibi dibi digga digga deedle idle um!
DigitalSeahorse: xD
 sethtriggs: LOL
 SnackPak_: 
 emberBecky: \o/
 Tiber727: @Firewhiskers Now I remember those AI storytellers that would forget key plot details, like a dead character coming back like nothing happened, but I'm imagining that with mission objectives.
 Kazman20a: the doors orbit
 bytecaster: weeeeee
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I almost did a spittake on my cat
offbeatwitch: the door just rotating 720 degrees
 KBKarma: Tradition! Tradition! Tentacles!
 BrowneePoints: Fun fact, I popped a toe out of place in High School during Fiddler
 flatluigi: your own or someone else's?
 NorthstarTex: tradition 
Firewhiskers: SOmeone better have clipped that
 sethtriggs: I expect 100% more ragdolling if AI algorithms coded games
 bytecaster: @flatluigi or both?
Tempest2097: Fiddler on The Roof is so fuckin fundamental to my experience of Judaism it's not even funny
 KBKarma: We did A Shoggoth on the Roof for a gaming convention. One of the only English productions. I played Professor Armitage.
elkae: @BrowneePoints Damn you didn't quite break a leg but...
 CodeIndigo: see, we went through rodgers and hammerstein hell in HS drama
 sethtriggs: also spaghetti geometry
 GapFiller: Sarah_Serinde if actual people can get away w/ lying out of complete and total confidence born of complete and total ignorance why cant machines? 
 Simriel: Anyone got a link to the Wat + Play bingo?
Tehbeard: 44 gallon bath bombs.
 HorusFive: Unless they explode- they shouldn't be RED!
 sethtriggs: They look like those big upholstered items you can have in 1970s houses
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/SparklyLittleSalamanderOSsloth-F-MoLrLyKZa-uBqu
 nova_plushie: forbidden hot cheeto puff
 kynelwynn: those "barrels" are red do they expode?
 Greyah: At least there's no spiders coming outta this faucet.
 Featherweight_: That door made of redwood tree planks
 Thefluffiestguineapig: My HS theater director for some fucking reason thought doing Beauty and the Beast with rented costumes from a professional production was a good idea
 AugmentingPath: Tradition!
 gsyhiap: But how else will they keep that water level topped up?
 GapFiller: THEY DO
 Earthenone: https://pump19.eu/bingo
 Driosenth: Those pipes are massive for anything other than a hydro plant
 bytecaster: It is a video game after all
 kynelwynn: Gamer logic
 A_Dub888: Sure do
TheKrakenKing: @A_Dub888 you're a mensch
 Violet__Violence: okay so that litmus test was passed lol
 They_Are_Alyx: Graham has engaged Dad Mode
Lithobraker: Ok, but how many of those Fyre festival tickets are being sold to documentary crews who will show up to the island with enough provisions to explore Kamchatka?
Boon_33: that's a feature.
 sethtriggs: They remembered their hardhats!
 MAPBoardgames: Get the intruder! Occupy his space!
 nova_plushie: you blew up there berrals
 CodeIndigo: high explosive strawberry marshmallows
 BrowneePoints: @LoadingReadyRun Yea, Fiddler on the Roof story, we got replica 2.5-3inch heeled shitkickers for costuming, but they had narrow bridges, and I have a US 15 EEE foot, OPening night mid spin for Tradition I popped my toe out of place and finished the show with my foot wrapped
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That dive looks like an elementary schooler who just started gynmastics
DigitalSeahorse: I did main backdrop for Joseph's Dreamcoat and only got class credit but no credit in the play printed program
Abelzumi: glitching around at the speed of sound
Tempest2097: Gottem
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @CodeIndigo So popping bubbles but super sized?
 Rhynerd: Double kill!
 Featherweight_: I love how the baddies just look like normal healthy people in casual ware
 Kazman20a: now, does the red door blow up?
 Lysander_salamander: ouch
 sethtriggs: Do the enemies actually take headshots or is every bit as good as the other?
DigitalSeahorse: ohno
 Violet__Violence: owwwww
 Violet__Violence: that sounds awful i am so sorry
 Wicker_Guide: oooof
 Rhynerd: Super ouch
 HorusFive: Gushers
 BITs19_: oooooooofffff
 BrowneePoints: It was ROUGH @Violet__Violence
DigitalSeahorse: eep
ButButTheJesus: oop
 sethtriggs: ouch
 KBKarma: THE SHOW MUST GO ON.
Boon_33: face wounds bleed alot
 gsyhiap: Yikes
 CodeIndigo: That would make Judd look super hardcore'
 BrowneePoints: Oh yea. I've gotten hurt a lot Acting
Tempest2097: Stagecraft is fuckin wonderful but it requires sacrifice.
 krfsm: @Boon_33 as do scalp wounds
 TehAmelie: DOlores Dei?
DigitalSeahorse: "The show must go on!"
 BrowneePoints: even with safety precautions shit happens
 korvys: Same Monty as from The Pair?
chaostreader: Head injuries bleed a lot.
TheKrakenKing: since when did we have soviet realism in my undersea facility?
 sethtriggs: They wanted that table asset and they're sure gonna use it
elkae: this game is really... ramping up
 FITorion: Know how I got these scars story... that person has
evilspoons983: hey they have handrails, that's better than some companies
SquidVorb: OSHAn't
 Wicker_Guide: There's no business like show business like no business I know because show business has no business being soooo
 krfsm: I once hit my head on an airplane.
Boon_33: @krfsm yep, I've had the braveheart look before.
 sethtriggs: No reaction seeing their neighbors getting popped?
Lithobraker: Turns out a pistol whipping with a nonfunctional pistol is still a pistol whipping
 ArcadeEngineer: the architecture approaches seussian at points
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Someone I did theater with during Wizard of Oz fell wrong while doing If I Only Had a Brain and finished the song with a visibly broken arm, came off stage chalk white and said "I think I might need to go"
 BrowneePoints: We made a 2 story split level Set for Into the Woods, and someone was an IDIOT and didn't use a secure line during set build and fell off the top balcony flat onto their back @LoadingReadyRun
 iris_of_ether: Now I'm just remembering the Feed Dump with the production of Sweenie Todd where they used _an actual knife_ wrapped with duct tape
 kynelwynn: The principles of squash and stretch is having anticipation frames
 CodeIndigo: i accidentally kicked a guy into the audience during South Pacific
 Violet__Violence: dark souls 1 and 3 ragdolls were prefection
 sethtriggs: Yeowch
DigitalSeahorse: OSCA would flag more than just this fire
 BITs19_: I seem to recall doing a production of Beauty and the Beast where the dresser tripped down some stairs backstage at intermission and did the second half with a stagehand supporting them
 Anaerin: It's always fun being separated from someone at Costco or similar, as I was taught for the stage, and so can project my voice real good. Can be heard calling "Marco!" all the way across the entirety of an Ikea.
 NorthstarTex: "got shot, peac out!"
 Fanklok: One time when I was repacking my weights I wasn't paying attention and slammed my forehead right into the edge if the bar, it bled a lot
 sporkraptor: yeah, where they'd fly all over the screen XD
 Thefluffiestguineapig: He did the rest of the performances with a modified Scarecrow costume for the rigid cast he needed
Abelzumi: Get a model that explodes in random directions upon death, call that a fragdoll
 Fanklok: I hate auto correct with a passion
 krfsm: (I also once got a noticeable scalp wound from leaning my head into the flange of a rack-mounted server I was carrying in my arms)
 Violet__Violence: remember the gangsta sniper ragdolls
 BrowneePoints: Yea Man of La Mancha my buddy got his nose broken getting kicked into the pit @CodeIndigo
 Violet__Violence: good times lol
 KeytarCat: what happens if you mash dodge?
 Lord_Hosk: BLING
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What was that?
 sethtriggs: These ramps are just so steep you probably just crash whatever factory carts or vehicles whaaaa
 NewtyNewts: Thanks for stopping the tap.
Boon_33: @krfsm burs stink
 sporkraptor: and now we are somewhere else
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Was that sudden for anyone else?
 sethtriggs: You're back in the kitty litter floor
 KeytarCat: ePiano!
 BrowneePoints: lol Goldeneye sfx
elkae: the music is so durdly
 Rhynerd: I am now remembering the first time LRR played time rameside and the ragdolls turnes into carpetinf
 MAPBoardgames: This game is not Tomato Way.
elkae: almost like skylight freerange
 GreatWahooney: more! filth! more! filth!
 TehAmelie: the only question i think is how much of the same is there left?
DigitalSeahorse:   
 Masslost: time to pull out the trash truck
Abelzumi: New filth, eh? Got any cool swears for us?
 SymphonicLolita: fresh filth! fresh filth!
 HorusFive: What the h**l was the "Dark Winter" option on the bottom of that menu?
Gizmoloid: what did the Dark Winter button do?
 CodeIndigo: what was the name of soviet jigsaw?
DoodlestheGreat: Next on the pain train...
 Violet__Violence: mawp
 flatluigi: ah, penis music
SquidVorb: OH THIS GAME
elkae: Baldy?
 SymphonicLolita: good start
EricTheOrange: ummm
 sethtriggs: Ahahahahaaahahahahaahahah
 SnackPak_: excellent
3cbb: great noises
 Nigouki: excellent start
Tehbeard: "Chaos Defrost"
 TheWriterAleph: hoo boy
Reecer6: oh my god i know get to schol on time
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I would love a Tomato Way full series replay for a charity stream
 gsyhiap: oh boy
 A_Dub888: 
Gizmoloid: ART
 Diabore: chaos defrost?
 Fanklok: Banger alert
Metric_Furlong: oh no, hyperpop 
 Lysander_salamander: I worry
josh___something: mawp
Ummon_: 
 Rhynerd: School!
 Bearudite: this slaps
Tom_Bruise: oh this is gonna be gooood
Tempest2097: This is a choice alright
SquidVorb: Yep
 kynelwynn: Skate of Die. Die. Diedieideiedieide
DigitalSeahorse: Famicom, so this came out in Japan?
 ArcadeEngineer: @CodeIndigo michael
 sporkraptor: oh... it'll be ~wacky~
Boon_33: how many GECS?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is it really Famicom?
 Lysander_salamander: is this going to be racist?
 Featherweight_: the 90's are attacking, run!
 kynelwynn: Dammit. or not of
 sporkraptor: prepare for wackiness
 ArcadeEngineer: the least threatening killer name ever
 0x6772: It did flash something about a "USB controller".
 BrowneePoints: No no, that said FamiCON
 MAPBoardgames: on tme
Noy2222: Hello?
 BrowneePoints: not FamiCOM
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This seems like a meme
 NewtyNewts: zombocom
 korvys: Chaos Defrost?
 accountmadeforants: tme
DigitalSeahorse: with toast in your mouth!
 Wicker_Guide: 
 MehallD: I think we've to seleep in
 tehfewl: Get to school on time?
  Juliamon: this is deeply 90's Flash
Noy2222: Get to school on time!
 NorthstarTex: get to school on time?
TheKrakenKing: wut...
 FoxEmOne: Just like my nightmares.
 TimIAm: why does it sound like Schfifty Five
 DEATHlikescats: @sporkraptor in the Johnny the Homicidal Maniac way?
 Seth_Erickson: most rom/rpgmaker games use z as confirm/interact and x as cancel
Boon_33: this is like a nightmare for a small child
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Is this drugs
 A_Dub888: Should we get onto school on time?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Line of paint???
 CururuGuasu: Instructions unclear
 Rhynerd: I wonder what that call meant
offbeatwitch: famicon moment let's go
elkae: From the maker of that sunfish game?
 HorusFive: "That's the voice line we want?"  "No, we USE ALL OF TAKES"
 nova_plushie: what did he say?
 sporkraptor: @DEATHlikescats eeeexacly
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: This is a nightmare for me, here and now
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What?
 SnackPak_: 
 Mediocre_Man5: I'm still confused, where are we going? and are we supposed to be late?
 MAPBoardgames: What?
 KBKarma: I think the point is to get to school on time.
doubledbear: Jack Nicholson??
 Diabore: is it that picture on the left?
 Wicker_Guide: with SImon Cowell in the corner?
 GapFiller: maybe a controller IS a good idea
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Why is Agent Smith and Terminator in the corner?
Tom_Bruise: I think that's Michael Biehn?
 TheMerricat: This was previously an Xbox and iOS game chat.
snowewolf: the was made by a teacher to punish kids that were late to school
 NorthstarTex: uh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: wHAT
 accountmadeforants: 
 SpacePotato01: 
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Getting strong WarioWare but bad vibes from this
 littleunknownn: 
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: I need an adult
 NewtyNewts: this sure is a interactive experience.
trebuchetboy: 
SquidVorb: It gets weirder
 GhostValv: ???
 A_Dub888: What the hell happened to Flounder?!
Noy2222: I... What?
 Diabore: are we all having an acid trip?
 littleunknownn: What a mood
 MAPBoardgames: Is this one of those 'LOL-RNDM' games?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Freddie fish got fucked during puberty
Tom_Bruise: I haven't seen such a string of non-sequitors since Putney Swope
DigitalSeahorse:   
 Alness49: It's been an age since I've thought about Birds of a Feather OR Goodnight Sweetheart
 MrQBear: @NewtyNewts ... is it... ?
 Rhynerd: This is reminding me of Revenge of the Sunfish
 sporkraptor: yeeeep waaaacky
 HorusFive: Aggressively Bad game
 Violet__Violence: my fucking eyes
 Gekyouryuu: good bye bitrate
 LadyLockwood92: Fucking hell.
Reecer6: so this level is going to be the rest of the watch+playthrough
 FoxEmOne: Rest in peace my eyes
TotallyNotaBeholder: There is no Jesus here
 kynelwynn: So, epilepsy warning
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This seems like the Revenge of the Sunfish
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: That warning wasn't lying
trebuchetboy: Is that the dude from Despicable Me? @LoadingReadyRun
 BrowneePoints: wait...that's the villain from the first Despicable Me?
DaxStrife: It's not.
 NorthstarTex: This is giving me Revenge of the Sunfish flashbacks.
Tynermeister: twitch compression algorithm is loooving this
 SpacePotato01: tolerable is a word
 Wicker_Guide: it's still pretty rough graham
 LurkerSpine: I mean, it's still bad
 NewtyNewts: @MrQBear It's not good, but there is evidently interaction
 Mazrae: Is that vector from despicable me
 MikoKisai: More tolerable? Perhaps. A lot more? I doubt it.
 ReachW: a lot
 DEATHlikescats: Hopefully not epilepsy inducing
 accountmadeforants: the big man.... HASS the rock
LathosTiran: spork of doom
 FoxEmOne: Migraine Simulator
Boon_33: it's bad, twice as many frames prolly is worse
 CaptainSpam: Y'know, at least Super Benbo Quest was amusing.
 KeytarCat: I feel like im having a fever dream
trebuchetboy: @Mazrae 
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 MrQBear: @NewtyNewts I... You're correct. I cede the rest of my floor time to let my eyes recover. 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This does seem very inspired by Revenge of the Sunfish
 GapFiller: getting major mewgrounds flashbacks rn and NOT inna good way
 GapFiller: *newgrounds
DigitalSeahorse: SPIT Meter 
 flatluigi: i think i've seen someone speedrun this game?
 nova_plushie: spit meter?
FickleMuse: This warrio ware but a shit post
 AugmentingPath: You can't fool me, as a gamer, I know that more FPS is always superior
 mio1223: Seems like the perfect stream to come back to after my power has been off for 5 days
 flatluigi: i've absolutely seen this before but i have no idea where
 margieargie: lol this is so random!!111one! XD ... sorry this is bringing out the 2000s teen in me again <_<
 DEATHlikescats: New grounds nostalgia deep fried nonsense
 ValTheDrake: I... am having an emotion...
 NewtyNewts: please, quick, share the strats.
 TehAmelie: it can be done!
Gizmoloid: almost
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Why does that weird poster on the wall say love infinitely under a grid?
 tehfewl: this is kind of a bop
 KBKarma: Lily the penguin of death?
 TheMerricat: So headsup, this stage is semi-famous for being YT streamer content, as in trying to beat it takes streams....
Boon_33: does the monster just wait for you if you stop?
 Seth_Erickson: music kind of a bop tbhh
DoodlestheGreat: 20 years ago, this game would be done in Flash. Not sure this is an improvement.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ValTheDrake That's just an anneurism my dude
 HorusFive: I watched Adam do a Boshi run.  This seems cut from that cloth
 sethtriggs: This is cacophanous
 Rhynerd: @boon_33 yes
 accountmadeforants: @mio1223 Really put that electricity to good use
 saucemaster5000: I didn't think I drank THAT much draino
 arkham1981: I've never done a PCP but I imagine this is what is must be like.
Reecer6: he was just floating a little
snowewolf: he was Thusting
 Diabore: what does the spit even do?
 Rhynerd: I think the werewolf is a friend
 fiftymcnasty: Its a fake version of Love Actually
 HbombAndFriends: You’re more patient than I am, Alex. I would’ve rage quit by now.
 BusTed: 
 Decaped: Music is abrasive and great
 SymphonicLolita: F
SquidVorb: Top review on Steam "is this money laundering or something"
 flatluigi: again??
 MrVirite: "He was a ghost" Tell that to PacMan!
 Damaris1034: So...I feel like I've seen someone play this game before. Can't remember when or who but it looks really familiar...
DigitalSeahorse: not again
josh___something: "Read a bible, idiot"
 SnackPak_: F
 LurkerSpine: Graham pulled a Cam
 Violet__Violence: oh noooo graham
 inconsideratehat: Oh no
3and4fifths: @TehAmelie just like boshy time can be completed...
elkae: rip G
DigitalSeahorse: poor knee
 Mediocre_Man5: the music reminds me of crazy bus
 Violet__Violence: i feel that one in my soul, rip
elkae: shouldn't have such long leggies ig?
josh___something: wuh happun?
 BrowneePoints: is that Astro Boy?
 sethtriggs: Yeow Ouchtown population Graham hope you'll be OK
 nova_plushie: new moonbase needs softer tables
doubledbear: RIP the G's knees
Noy2222: Is there a game that would allow me to read the bible?
 AugmentingPath: is that palette-shifted astro boy?
 emberBecky: furniture! no bully Graham
 LadyLockwood92: Oh no, Graham Down!!
 LurkerSpine:    
DigitalSeahorse: Astro Boy
 KBKarma: This kills the Graham.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 I also didn't think the bleach I used to clean my sink was so concentrated but here we are
 gsyhiap: Somebody get Graham a new knee
 CaptainSpam: So the blood wolf monster is just chilling behind you, then?  Not, like, chasing you?
 arkham1981: time to invest in some pool noodles
 flatluigi: table babyproofing for next mailtime
 Nigouki: oh no
Aenir798: Graham what's more painful, the strobe lights or banging your knee?
 Drasvin: At least the wolf monster chasing you is considerate to give you space.
 AugmentingPath: CaptainSpam I think he's in our party
Mathwyn: I just woke up, and now I will never sleep again
 SymphonicLolita: gave em the clamps
 accountmadeforants: @CaptainSpam So far, yes
 sethtriggs: Story of my life hitting my knees. Hope you can get some padding down there!
 kynelwynn: Okay, this blows a million chunks,, but I sort of unironically love the doofy werewold chasing you
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @KBKarma But not in a slap happy fun way or stunned into silence way, just pain
Gizmoloid: seems like the best strat is to not stop and time your jumps
 sporkraptor: damn this "music" is giving me a migraine, gonna give this like 30 more seconds, unless it progresses to something more tolerable I'm going to have to duck out
SquidVorb: I actually like this somg
 TehAmelie: streaming is dangerous, maybe you want kneepads
Tom_Bruise: oh I forgot what it's like to hear myself think
 SquareDotCube: Forget school, I'd implore my parents to move out of this helltown
Boopity: Oh that was _not_ good
 gsyhiap: Oof
josh___something: Clipped by the parachute D:
 MAPBoardgames: Those hitboxes are NOT regulation size
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @kynelwynn There are tiny parts of this that are great buried under the teeth grinding visuals
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
 SnackPak_: how poetic
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That is the perfect description
 Lysander_salamander: eugh
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/WittyPlayfulSquirrelPeanutButterJellyTime-yy-hETwI4vx82vPC
 sporkraptor: "Migraine--The Game"
Tom_Bruise: uuuhh. No. Not one more
 NewtyNewts: please something better
Reecer6: so glad to see that game again. classic.
elkae: ooo streaming to 666 viewers
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 CodeIndigo: sensory abuse a go go
 bytecaster: @Tom_Bruise Mirgame
 shendaras: Oh good, now I can unmute.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm sorry, what?
Boon_33: this was an experiment to see if you could induce epilepsy in a healthy person.
Reecer6: st. hum
 NorthstarTex: saint hun?
Tempest2097: Oh no
 baltimore_667083: saint hum
 Marvoleath: !addquote It's kinda like playing a headache
Firewhiskers: 1
Mathwyn: @elkae Well that explains that last game
DoodlestheGreat: That was utterly painful.
Tom_Bruise: Saint Hum, this will be, a game
 HbombAndFriends: 69 Enjoy this nice cheer!
 MAPBoardgames: This scene: not terrible
elkae: @Mathwyn 
 Wicker_Guide: Oh wow, 3d Modeling. Integrated text with the image
 KBKarma: Saint Hum?
doubledbear: An unnamed 1 person
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Why are the voices chipmunk?
 accountmadeforants: Iconoclasts was also made by one person, I don't think this is Iconoclasts
 Diabore: lego?
trebuchetboy: Hey youre finally awake
 flatluigi: oh we're superdeformed
 sethtriggs: It's Dark helmet!
 arkham1981: are you a funko pop?
Boon_33: ok, i love this model
 CodeIndigo: it's DARK HELMET!!!
 Simriel: Happy Shovel Noises!
 TehAmelie: Escape from Tomsk 5 has gone 3D
 Diabore: legally distinct lego game
warpstonewarlock: Too cheerful for
 bytecaster: Yeah, this seems familiar
 KBKarma: Chonk boy.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @accountmadeforants Also Papers Please IIRC
TheKrakenKing: Krieg Chan UwU
Firewhiskers: Lego Aliens
warpstonewarlock: Krieger
doubledbear: You model is so biiiiig
 SquareDotCube: we're so big and everything's so small
evilspoons983: this is that map where you shot once and 600 guys in swat gear came running at you
 Wicker_Guide: this environment is suspiciously close to the opening level of KOTOR
 Featherweight_: That voices line is the worms voice
 Simriel: Do we have Flamenwerfer?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Are the proportions weird for anyone else?
Tempest2097: The Main RE-AK-Tor!
 BrowneePoints: Ah yes, Sainthum, an anagram for....Thim Anus
 MAPBoardgames: DANGER: Stay Calm
Tempest2097: Oh no
 Simriel: It's Werfs Flammen you know
 CodeIndigo: danger, stay calm
elkae: The Town Hall or the town hall?
DigitalSeahorse: he's like Spaceballs Darth Vader
 NewtyNewts: The toon hill.
 LordZarano: DANGER STAY CALM
 CaptainSpam: You know, it's where you pay your taxes.
 sethtriggs: I feel like I should be playing an action platformer coop game with this little guy
 KBKarma: OH NEAT.
Tempest2097: I am so FUCKING PSYCHED
ButButTheJesus: soon ™ ?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What's going to happen?
Gizmoloid: Oh you tease us, Alex
 MAPBoardgames: Tonal whiplash!
josh___something: G, please D: don't tease us about QWERP
Mathwyn: So dark
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I want to be appropriately hyped
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: I think that's just a gun Alex
 HorusFive:  QWRP
josh___something: I'm so fuckin hype for QWERPs
 Wicker_Guide: sighhhhh
TotallyNotaBeholder: That's such a tease, guess I'll have to go relisten to season 1 and 2
 CodeIndigo: okay, now this is a fever dream
elkae: I've been re-listening to it
 sethtriggs: We're in UnitZ now!
 MAPBoardgames: The new DbD patch wasn't what I was expecting
 Tiber727: They ran out of sci-fi metal and switched to brick.
 Fanklok: Is this Nuketown?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @josh___something That! I'm glad they are taking the time to do it responsibly
 TehAmelie: some kind of. . .bugelwerfen?
 bytecaster: These asset packs were all a part of a humble bundle, they must go together, right?
 MolaMolaphant: wait is this tomato town?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is big head mode on?
 Simriel: Big heads do make everything better
 NewtyNewts: What is... con-sis-ten-see?
 TehAmelie: kugelwerfen, probably
 BrowneePoints: we went from secret base to cult stuff to Nuketown?
 BrowneePoints: real fast
 sethtriggs: Yay more games with identicate zombies!
 CodeIndigo: it is consistent, G. Consistently random
 Rhynerd: Is the title screen over there?
 MAPBoardgames: The sub-ocean calls to us...
Tempest2097: World War One, as you do
 Thefluffiestguineapig: These zombos look like the models from Pummel Party when the toxic waste is dumped on you but trying to be taken seriously
 korvys: This is like... bad Funkopop CoD?
 AugmentingPath: And just past the horizon you can see where the sky cover ends
 krfsm: welcome to Omaha Beach!
Boon_33: war were declared.
nyoomgoom: you ever just go to the ocean and it's glowing. whole ocean glowing
 KBKarma: Does it werf flammens?
 Bearudite: pungee sticked
DigitalSeahorse: cool clouds I'll give it that
 Mediocre_Man5: ooh, war crimes!
 gsyhiap: Over here we have [ASSET_PACK_3A]
 BrowneePoints: A Funko Pop called "My Grandfather's Trauma"
 Anaerin: Traveller's Tales are making it.
 NorthstarTex: The girl scouts put in the pitfall trap
doubledbear: That Gears of War Funko game never came out right?
 Tiber727: Remember Army Man? Imagine that but Funko Pops.
 TheNerdWonder: Imagine big head mode
 GreatWahooney: isn't there a funkoverse board game?
DigitalSeahorse: this one seems like it may have sub ocean access
 Anaerin: Jon Burton, at the very least.
 MAPBoardgames: Punji spikes are FUN-ji spikes
 NeedlaPudge: @doubledbear It did. It was a mobile game that lasted maybe a year
Firewhiskers: It's a dead man's party
 ValTheDrake: Is this the decision of the Snorsh tourist board?
SquidVorb: Is it Funko Fusion?
 GapFiller: Funko Fusion https://www.funkofusion.com/
 GapFiller: its got a Steam page even
doubledbear: rip gears of funko
AniLunchbox: I miss the Gears Pop app 
 BrowneePoints: i honestly don't mind Funkos. Cheap merch should exist, but the art style is eh
 LadyLockwood92: Choke on them!!
 TheMerricat: https://www.polygon.com/23696598/funko-pop-video-game-fusion-release-date-trailer
 Bearudite: I like nenderiods
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also did Ben ever show you the trailer for the hand game?
 SquareDotCube: Interesting that our flamethrower fires bullets
 Gekyouryuu: nendos are fun
 BrowneePoints: I have a very expensive limited edition Nendoroid
 accountmadeforants: "Here's a new decal on our weird shape!"
 Violet__Violence: the soulless eyes work for a few of those characters, but most of them just look. off.
 KeytarCat: I don't like collectables...
 TheMerricat: "Funko Fusion will bring together pop culture properties like Jurassic World, Back to the Future, The Umbrella Academy, The Thing, Child’s Play 2, Masters of the Universe, and Shaun of the Dead into a singular experience early next year."
ButButTheJesus: do funkopops like, do anything? or just be a funkopop?
 Anaerin: "I don't like their dead, soul-less eyes" Sure, but enough about marketing executive, what about the Funko Pops?
doubledbear: Funko and Q Posket are the same to me and i don't like them
coolbond: @LoadingReadyRun you mean you have not infused a soul into yours yet?
 SeaDiegoFC: Those ravens are spooky!
DigitalSeahorse: seems like meme in toy form to me
 Simriel: There are HADES Nendoroids?
 KeytarCat: 12 shots or so
 Gekyouryuu: I've been lucky enough to get most of mine from my LGS, so I get an employee discount
 CodeIndigo: frankendoroid
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @SeaDiegoFC Dogs!
 MAPBoardgames: Right there. You come out behind it
doubledbear: Nendoroids i do like though, so pricey
Tempest2097: You'd think wouldn't you
 gsyhiap: In front of the city hall, obvs
 ArcadeEngineer: does 'fill landfill' count for a thing funko pops do
 GreatWahooney: there's hollow knight nendos in preorder currently and I want them so bad, but I find it difficult to justify that kind of expenditure on plastic tat
AniLunchbox: why not make an amibo type game when you already have thousands of varieties in peoples homes to scan in there games
Umandsf: I like Nendos, but I don’t know if I care about all the parts. Too lazy and uncreative to decide how to present.
 KBKarma: Where you pay your taxes or where you get a beer?
 accountmadeforants: @ButButTheJesus They exist to cover empty spaces on shelves for people with nothing to collect
 Rhynerd: Behind the church
 FarleyF: So with so many new Funko pops coming out well the LRR ones come out the same time as the body pillow do
Umandsf: Much rather have scale figures.
 Simriel: Okay I just need some Blatant (x)ism to get bingo
ButButTheJesus: @accountmadeforants ah ok
doubledbear: One day we'll be using baby groot funko pops are currency
Firewhiskers: Our church. In the Middle of Our Street. Our Church
 KeytarCat: the place we spawned next to!
CrazymattCaptain: yeah the only Funko figures I'd go for are the non standard humanoid shapes. and that's why I only have pony Funkos
 Simriel: Try and play something awful 
 BrowneePoints: but yea my 2 Star Fight Club Captain Mako Nendoroid from Kill La Kill is slowly creeping up towards $200
 LordZarano: That city hall is very not wheelchair accessible
 Tiber727: Church and State have changed their relationship to "It's complicated."
 BrowneePoints: friend surprised me with it for christmas a few years ago
 HorusFive: Live Fast, Leave a 3D Corpse
doubledbear: @BrowneePoints daaaaaaang
 Rhynerd: The zombies also take a lot of bullets
 GapFiller: this is the mod presumably https://www.moddb.com/mods/doom-voxel-project
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @HorusFive 2 fast, 3 corpse
 BrowneePoints: It was a limited run one, and the limited run Nendos get VERY pricey @doubledbear
Firewhiskers: Look the game said it was made by one person but said nothing about testing it
evilspoons983: it's a mod for gzdoom
 Drasvin: Doom mods get crazy
evilspoons983: it helps IMMENSELY id open-sourced their old game engines
 TehAmelie: a mod for a mod for a Doom engine mod eh
 SquareDotCube: Selaco's one of the most absurd Doom mods for what it does
offbeatwitch: gzdoom fork of zdoom fork of doom (engine)
 GapFiller: 
 Simriel: I should rewatch Kill la Kill, it's so good
 accountmadeforants: @BrowneePoints That does look excellent, the water-bazooka tears prop is a great idea
 Drasvin: There's a sonic kart racer that is ultimately a doom mod
offbeatwitch: it's not windows-exclusive
Ummon_: Kugelwerfer
 LordZarano: The least wheelchair accessible city hall ever
evilspoons983: you guys should play MyHouse.wad
 ArcadeEngineer: it's first-person shooting! the bullets come from the camera position
Firewhiskers: City Hall keys are notoriously large and so are their scissors
 sporkraptor: bullats
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: To be fair, 'bullet-thrower' is exactly what I'd expect the German for 'gun' to be. It's actually surprising that it's not.
 SquareDotCube: maybe its on the roof
Mathwyn: If your house key is massive and glowing, I would just live outside
 HorusFive: Standard evil cult banner
 Rhynerd: Not admech
 SeaDiegoFC: Looks like the Greendale logo
 HorusFive: 6969
Firewhiskers: 0451
 gsyhiap: It's from [ASSET_PACK_14B]
 Mushbie: 0451
 HorusFive: no doubt
 LadyLockwood92: Okay folks, I gotta tap out. Have a good stream and I'll catch you in the vod~
 MAPBoardgames: You have to buy a soda from the vending machine and the key is inside the can.  No wait, that's Silent Hill.
 arkham1981: the password is dickbutt
 Wicker_Guide: is joke
  Juliamon: it's a joke
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MAPBoardgames At least in that game it's supposed to be a nonsensical descent into madness
 LadyLockwood92: Is a System Shock reference
EvilBadman: 0451 is the Bioshock etc passcode
DaxStrife: It's the "-Shock" code.
Firewhiskers: 0451 is what Deus Ex type games are called
 Anaerin: Fahrenheit 451. Also a commonly used code in Ion Storm games.
 Mushbie: it's a immersive sim joke
 LadyLockwood92: No worries. Night all~
 Bearudite: it slaps
 LurkerSpine: Last month or so, right?
Firewhiskers: It was quite good
 KeytarCat: oh right,. system shock teaches how to find info with that code
 TheMerricat: 0415 is the old code a bunch of devs used it 2as the classroom number they all had
 LordZarano: Was that an XBox One on the desk?
 MAPBoardgames: Go on...
warpstonewarlock: Look what hour is on the clock
evilspoons983: there's even an actual DEMO for it available
 GapFiller:   
 SquareDotCube: It's just as convoluted as the original
ButButTheJesus: GRAHAM YES
 BrowneePoints: It was alright. I saw Cam get stuck in a bad autosave loop though
ButButTheJesus: TIL GOOD NEWS
 Violet__Violence: oh maaan
 MAPBoardgames: 0830
 MAPBoardgames: or 3008
DaxStrife: Mmm, "Dark Forces." The game "Rogue One" and "Mandalorian Season 2" cribbed so many notes from.
 Bearudite: maybe it dynamically doe that
 NewtyNewts: Hence the thing you said at the start of the game, I guess?
 CaptainSpam: Give it a go, either 3008 or 0830.
 Bearudite: if so kinda rad
 SquareDotCube: I wonder if they'll fix the frustrating platforming in the sewer level of Dark Forces. You know where I'm talking about
DigitalSeahorse: using system clock, hmmm
 Lord_Hosk: or 31st if they are australian
 Mushbie: maybe not so good news.... Nightdive Studios was acquired by "Atari"
 Kuhfeek: Just try every date
 MehallD: @Lord_Hosk it would go by system time surely
 KeytarCat: do you have a menu?
 Rhynerd: Where’s a calendar?
 MAPBoardgames: nah, it'd pull from the system clock
 AugmentingPath: Making the code be the actual date seems... beyond the skill of the average W&P dev
 Solid_Fuel: maybe it s tomorrow or yesterday in their timesone?
 KBKarma: There was a joke at the start where the main character said he needed a calendar.
 Featherweight_: but if you put the actual date you'll be doxing the stream
 dougma: I decided to use the current time for my safe code... so now I can only open it just after lunch
 KeytarCat: @KBKarma yeah, just when we woke up
snowewolf: Yellow box had a click
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Gizmoloid: in the church maybe?
 flatluigi: the town forest or the town forest?
DigitalSeahorse: try find ocean maybe
Firewhiskers: He could search for the code or we could search for the sub-ocean and I know which I'd prefer
 Wicker_Guide: you cannot get ye cieling
 KBKarma: @KeytarCat Yup. He said something like "How long was I asleep, I need a calendar."
offbeatwitch: who needs a ceiling
 GapFiller: 
 bytecaster: Oh no, we culled the front face
 korvys: He needs the calendar, because you see, his days are numbered
 KBKarma: Ferengi?
 GapFiller: Talarians
 Lord_Hosk: It goes by the system clock of the Pentium 2 the developer has running in their moms basement and connected to the internet via a 14.4 modem.  Better hope she doesn't pick up the phone by mistake or turn off the switch marked "KEEP ON"
Tempest2097: Tamaranians
 ArcadeEngineer: are these buildings meant to be top-down game assets
doubledbear: it wouldn't surprise me if this map was ripped from fortnite or somethng
 HbombAndFriends: Tamarians
 Lysander_salamander: I keep meaning to try Lower Decks
Tempest2097: I need to see Lower Decks
 flatluigi: pomeranians
 Simriel: Lower Decks and Strange New Worlds. It's a good time to be a Trek fan
 LathosTiran: we will get 5 season so far
 LurkerSpine: Strange New Worlds is also good
 beowuuf: lower decks / snw cross over was 
 HbombAndFriends: New season next week!
 GreatWahooney: I found early Lower Decks to be tiresome but it gets SO good
elkae: Contrarians
 Violet__Violence: oh god lol
CopperAstronaut: This looks like they are playing funkopops. 
 Simriel: Riker is Chef
 TreeVor84: Strange New Worlds and Lower Decks are so good.
 korvys: I hear The Orville is also surprisingly good
 GapFiller: even Jonny Frakes said it sucked
Invitare: Enterprise was a while ago... It's been a long road...
 GapFiller: out loud
Lithobraker: @lord_hosk Or if she switches from "More Magic" to "Magic"
 Violet__Violence: oh maaaan deep space nine
 KeytarCat: @ArcadeEngineer pretty sure the character models are
 Lord_Hosk: The Deep space 9 orbit is amazing
 bytecaster: @Invitare getting from there to here?
Invitare: exactly
 NewtyNewts: Camera mechanics so jarring
 BrowneePoints: @korvys it's VERY Seth McFarlane with some very low hanging fruit Transphobia/Gender jokes
 BrowneePoints: I don't know if it got better cuz frankly I didn't care
 MAPBoardgames: Am Lakuto okay?
 Lysander_salamander: They even bring back the cat-people from the original animated series
evilspoons983: @korvys the humour can be intensely cringey, especially the first season
 SquareDotCube: Nice place, at least
 HorusFive: This is why they don't make doors 2" wider than a standard human head
 TreeVor84: The Strange New Worlds and Lower Decks crossover episode was fantastic!
 HbombAndFriends: The Lower Decks crossover on Strange New Worlds was very good.
 dougma: ok, getting motion sick
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @bytecaster Or does it go ever on and on? Down from the door where it began?
 Greyah: At least the sense of scale in this game feels... almost right?
 MousseFilledCat: I enjoyed the Strange New Worlds crossing
Firewhiskers: I feel fortunate that I can't se a darned thing on the screen
 CaptainSpam: See, this is what you get when you have a society addicted to smartphones: Nobody has a damn calendar anymore. 
 BusTed: There's always objective B.
 flatluigi: quick q: does anyone at LRR or LRR related have an epic store creator code?
 korvys: @BrowneePoints I am told it gets better despite itself (but that's fair, and I also haven't watched it)
 SymphonicLolita: the subocean beckons
DigitalSeahorse: I approve of idea
 sporkraptor: he just waddles so slowly
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We can only resist the siren song of the ocean for so long
Firewhiskers: And I'm freeeeeeeeeee
 bytecaster: With the long woman
 They_Are_Alyx: @korvys I think Adam has one? Failing that, I know Funko does
CopperAstronaut: Free the Funkopop!
 CururuGuasu: They found the sub-ocean on Let’s Nope last night.  It had a giant muppet face
 korvys: @They_Are_Alyx Wrong person 
 LordZarano: At least it isn't an invisible wall
 FITorion: at least it's a visible fence
AniLunchbox: huh, today I learned Funko started because a guy couldn't find an affordably priced Bob's Big Boy bank, so he got a license to make his own, which didn't sell, but he made a deal to make Austin Powers bobbleheads which did sell
 bytecaster: Sounds like a plan
 They_Are_Alyx: Woops, that should have been @flatluigi
elkae: @CururuGuasu Oh I hope that got clipped
 GapFiller: we seem awfully outta shape for a soldier
 KBKarma: I think this guy needs to DRINK MORE GLUUUUUUURP.
 GapFiller: tho ofc it might just be all the armour
jessicaengle: Hello lovely Garbagemen and lovely chat  
 NewtyNewts: fine.
 MikoKisai: 
 CaptainSpam: I am the god of hellfire, and I bring you:
 LordZarano: 
 SymphonicLolita: thisisfine
 m_logan2000: 
 Lord_Hosk: We can't die
Tehbeard: *muffled TF2 voice lines
Firewhiskers: I appreciate the one fire texture
ButButTheJesus: FINE
evilspoons983: apparently it *is* fine
 Simriel: That was weirdly adorable
 dougma: and we have the youtube shot
 LordZarano: 
 jacqui_lantern234: "austin powers bauble head" to the tune of "alexander hamilton"
offbeatwitch: maybe you have the fireproof serum from that first game
 accountmadeforants: That does explain Funko Pop's business model. "I have no idea what anyone wants, so let's just license whatever"
 sethtriggs: We've seen this fire effect so much it'd be a great channel mascot.
 CaptainSpam: I see we've apparently wiped out the zombie scourge.
 HorusFive: https://clips.twitch.tv/VastCarelessSandwichDxAbomb-G79BO4GxTu60o7eq
DigitalSeahorse: 
 HbombAndFriends: Gotta keep ‘em respirated
 HorusFive: 
 NewtyNewts: Body
 flatluigi: woooooow
CopperAstronaut: Trying to melt the Funkopop down to make more Alex?
 MrVirite: NO
 BrowneePoints: Somme!
ButButTheJesus: its a skip
evilspoons983: once
 BrowneePoints: BODIES!
 bytecaster: Does it even gain us any height, or are we just retracting our legs?
 KBKarma: SOMME BODY ONCE TOLD ME
 SkylerRingtail: Bodies
 AugmentingPath: told
Gizmoloid: BODY
 NorthstarTex: BODY
AniLunchbox: they should have made walking into the fire the trigger for an "This is fine" achievement
 dougma: me
Firewhiskers: It's just a jump to the left
ButButTheJesus: BODY
 HbombAndFriends: Reminds me of my first experience with Skyrim.
 Lord_Hosk: OK I know how to figure out the date.  Try 0101, then 0102, then 0103... worst case its 365
DigitalSeahorse: Once
 KV1NN4: BODY
Boon_33: told me
 NewtyNewts: The
ButButTheJesus: world
DigitalSeahorse: was
 KV1NN4: was
 GreatWahooney: gonna
Firewhiskers: going
DigitalSeahorse: roll
 Simriel: Roll
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 KV1NN4: rol
 NewtyNewts: me
Firewhiskers: bacon
 Simriel: I'm
ButButTheJesus: aint
 emberBecky: the
 korvys: The *what* podcast? Did we know about this?
 Wicker_Guide: https://clips.twitch.tv/PlumpPopularMagpieArgieB8-qvC_Mo5bNydY64Zd
 KBKarma: D-Day!
coolbond: now you have to you know?
 Driosenth: I can't wait for the quantum podcast talking about "Quantum Documentary"
 HorusFive: Get into the SEA
 sporkraptor: like a lemming to the sea
 SymphonicLolita: into the sea!!
Boon_33: good to know the developer had fun.
Firewhiskers: Precious ocean
 gsyhiap: 
DigitalSeahorse: common
 KBKarma: GET IN THE SEA.
 GapFiller: NOOO
 kynelwynn: The Santa returns to the sea
 NorthstarTex: being me home to the sea!
 HorusFive: cowards! let us into the sea
 bytecaster: Why does the sea deny us!
 ggodopaste: isn't that a stahlhelm?
DigitalSeahorse: aww
 KBKarma: THEY DENY US OUR FRESHMAKE?!
 sporkraptor: let me iiiiinto the sea
 Simriel: Wait... if we came from up the beach... are we the Nazis?
ButButTheJesus: wut
frank_the_great: Any boat is a submarine if it's underwater enough
evilspoons983: I've been to Juno Beach!
 ggodopaste: is the player wearing a stahlhelm!?
 Fanklok: Is this Hell from The Darkness?
DigitalSeahorse: interesting
evilspoons983: at the house that Canada liberated!
 BrowneePoints: My Grandpa was on Omaha. I got him to talk about it once.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Canadian bicycles makes me think of Meeuuw
 BrowneePoints: but only once
 SpacePotato01: huh, aren't some of these obstacles oriented the wrong way? It looks like they used a movie as reference
 Lord_Hosk: Are there bicycles that cant be dismantled?
Tempest2097: Huh, that's... clever
artacuno53: Canadians landed at Juno beach, yeah?
 NewtyNewts: They were some smart people
elkae: @Thefluffiestguineapig i was rewatching that W+P yesterday!
DigitalSeahorse: cool
 Simriel: Just canadians with bolt action rifles, and Bikes
Aenir798: What *was* the worst idea they came up with during the war?
 TehAmelie: a bike gets you something like 5 times further using the same energy as walking
TheFickleCat: Your not wrong there
frank_the_great: What is the worst idea?
Boon_33: @ggodopaste naw, that's a half machined 1946 collander.
Vars437: Try jumping over the invisible barrier?
Tempest2097: Not AS clever as like, Operation Mincemeat but still clever
 krfsm: Sweden had bike-borne infantry for a while
 GapFiller: in case anyone doubts the Canadian D Day bikes https://legionmagazine.com/en/d-day-bicycle/
 KeytarCat: aight, what's the worst idea?
 TheMerricat: https://legionmagazine.com/en/d-day-bicycle/
DigitalSeahorse: So Canadian
Critterbot: Necessity is the mother of all invention.
 NewtyNewts: Caught in that sour romance.
 Fanklok: I would say the worst idea from WW2 was nazis
trebuchetboy: cmon break 
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: @KeytarCat Um, war?
 HorusFive: Zombie survival guide (by the author of world war Z) had a section on bikes being a good choice for transport.
evilspoons983: @artacuno53 yep, and they were the first to retake territory from the germans on d-day
 ArcadeEngineer: part of the rapid japanese advance in 1941 was en masse use of bicycle trips
Firewhiskers: Collision detection denies us the sea once more
 flatluigi: sauromancer
 SymphonicLolita: so sad
Gizmoloid: Well, now I know what I'm reading about later
CopperAstronaut: Honestly, that actually sounds kind of clever.
 GreatWahooney: @Lord_Hosk I'm no expert but I imagine some take more effort than others
 krfsm: I think, uh, post-WW1 to 50s or so.
Metric_Furlong: alas and, dare I say, alack
 ArcadeEngineer: *bicycle troops
DigitalSeahorse: bikes made in Ottawa Canada 
 KeytarCat: @Dread_Pirate_Westley ...fair
 krfsm: good night to the garbage men!
 sethtriggs: Epic stuff
ButButTheJesus: thanks for the trash!
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