Metric_Furlong: remember the ABCs
Metric_Furlong: Always Be Chewing cables
accountmadeforants: Yup, I guess it's my region (or my network)? Turned on my VPN and got right in
Juliamon: VPNs, what can't they do?
Earthenone: be afforded by me? :(
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Earthenone ^same
accountmadeforants: @Earthenone See, you simply should have gotten a super cheap lifetime subscription for a VPN provider that ended up having far more longevity than I (or they, maybe) expected.
Thefluffiestguineapig: So I am baffled by this. I was notified I got an amazon delivery with a picture in my building. It was a 24 pack of coconut water. Someone decided that was the package they were going to steal or the amazon guy left it somewhere in my building I cannot find
Thefluffiestguineapig: Of all the weird shit to steal, why that?
accountmadeforants: @Thefluffiestguineapig Was it visibly coconut water, or just a bit heavy box?
accountmadeforants: *big
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also if the amazon guy just left it in front of a random door, that other tenant is a dick because if you get a package at your door that's not yours, you take it to the lobby
Lizardman175: I think its mostly just 'steal something' rather than worry about what you are taking.
WearingCats_CwC: Today the cat has brought me: Some of a bat. Stay tuned for further cat present updates
Juliamon: "hey, free shit"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @accountmadeforants I checked the "use manufacturer packaging" option but I only saw the picture that supposedly confirmed delivery so who knows
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lizardman175 It is so weird because you can't even flip that. It's not something that's easy to sell. Why not leave it opened in the front with a note saying "sorry didn't look at the name"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Because honestly that would make sense to everyone
Thefluffiestguineapig: Not sarcastic, if you see amazon packaging you don't always check the name closely
TheMerricat: So late to the party on the conversation, but as someone who was essentially restricted to only using Amazon since 2019, their delivery drivers can be a bit... batty sometimes. I've had them crawl through the mud to determinedly deliver items to the 5 ft wide 'backdoor' of apartment neighbors rather than walk down the perfectly useable sidewalk to deliver it to my front door multiple occasions. I used to try to canvas the neighborhood to see where my mislaid packages went and eventually..
TheMerricat: just gave up and started requesting refunds on anything marked as delivered but didn't actually make it to me. Amazon, at least for me, has been pretty good about giving me my money back at least.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheMerricat That sounds like a real weird thing to unite the neighborhood
TXC2: Title change!
TXC2: also hello everybody
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey TXC2!
beowuuf: my 'favourite' theft story is someone stealing a power supply that was being returned to our company for repair. We make custom power supplies, you can't use them yourself. It was broken. They literally stole a paperweight for no good reason.
MrTheWalrus: Amazon allegedly delivered a box containing 4 gallons of pool shock (extra-strong bleach, basically) to me last month. It definitely didn't come to my house, and I have the only pool on my street so if it had gone to a neighbor I think they would have known. Maybe someone stole it, but it seems like the worst thing to steal - heavy, toxic, and not worth much.
TXC2: hello Thefluffiestguineapig
beowuuf: sergeHi
TXC2: hi beowuuf
LoadingReadyRun: @TheMerricat Wholly unrelated! Could I ask you to wait a bit longer on adding Steam Store Page info to chat, just so we can all discover the nonsense of a given game together? (I still do appreciate your input when we encounter trouble actually playing!) Thanks!
SkylerRingtail: @LoadingReadyRun Oh boy, that's a promising start to the Garbage Day
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey beowuuf! Your name always makes me think of a strangely translated "pretty bark" and that is adorable to me. (I know it's a literature reference)
Metric_Furlong: okay, we need to ban TheMerricat, got it Kappa
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun Happy to do so! :D
LoadingReadyRun: Cheers, thanks!
BigDaddyBland87: Merricat too powerful confirmed
Thefluffiestguineapig: @LoadingReadyRun This is the request you squint at trying to figure it out and just have fun after a while
LoadingReadyRun: @SkylerRingtail Oh it's not specific to now, but we DO got some trash coming down the pipe.
Metric_Furlong: right, I've got the sub and super ocean themes queued up, in case we have a repeat of last time
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BigDaddyBland87 Googling speed is off the charts
Manae: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham and Alex are prepared... are you? It's Garbage Day!) at Wed 01:00 PM PDT (0s from now).
TXC2: trash? on watch and play? the devil you say Kappa
Juliamon: Sometimes the info can be spoilers for the true level of garbage they're dealing with
TXC2: Manae lrrHORN
Metric_Furlong: so otherwise we're reading for garbage day
Manae: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 The one we stand against, yes
sethtriggs: Yay Watch+Play!
NewtyNewts: Let's Patch and Wlay! ...wait
beowuuf: @Thefluffiestguineapig lol, i'm happy for it to mean whatever you want it to mean :) it's a pun on beowulf because there's a character called wuuf in a game i love :) also weird early interenet reasons :p
NewtyNewts: lrrSIG
Manae: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrGARBO lrrSIG lrrSIG
BigDaddyBland87: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
beowuuf: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
GapFiller: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO
Earthenone: lrrSIG lrrGARBO lrrSIG
Juliamon: gods do I need this today
margieargie: Ah, just in time for the garbage
baltimore_667083: lrrSIG
LordZarano: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham and Alex are prepared... are you? It's Garbage Day!) at Wed 01:00 PM PDT (59s ago).
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Thefluffiestguineapig: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrALEX lrrGRAHAM lrrGARBO
BraveOthello: Beat the Twitch notification!
LordZarano: 59s PrideRise
KV1NN4: lrrSIG lrrSHINE lrrSIG
KBKarma: Oh hells yeah, just got here!
Inquisitor_Xian subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 98 months!
Inquisitor_Xian: GORBAGE DAY
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offbeatwitch: signal!
Metric_Furlong: @KBKarma nice timing
CopperAstronaut: Garbagio day!
TXC2: ah yes Serenity, the watch word of W&P Kappa
Thefluffiestguineapig: We start with laid back music in order to juxtapose with the slap happiness incoming
KBKarma: I decided "well, it's gonna start eventually, may as well check it out."
lirazel64: Garbage Day!
KBKarma: And then I got the ping from Twitch.
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beowuuf: this music is too nice compared to the level of filth we are about to discover :p
JaymicUnyielding: Garbage day for toilet games!
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Ladyrhea: Subbing while at work. Catch y'all on the VOD!
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GapFiller: phunny story totally forgot this was happening today until watching the Paul doing the coming up schedule on the PPR vod literally a minute ago and came in right as the stream went live
Metric_Furlong: twitch is saying this is intended for certain audiences; presumably not cardiac people
GapFiller: so thats some timing anna half
sethtriggs: The Road Quest album is quite nice to listen to.
Violet__Violence: garbage daaaaay
ArcadeEngineer: been watching the watch and play back catalogue a week or so, first time catching one live
lirazel64: It is, in fact, trash day on my street.
Simriel: @Metric_Furlong Nothing is intended for Cardiac People
beowuuf: @ArcadeEngineer sergeHi welcome
KBKarma: @Metric_Furlong Oh. Should I go then? :(
TXC2: also in unrelated news, I 100% og Dark souls today, so I am in fact a gamer Kappa
TXC2: hello ArcadeEngineer welcome
tenthtechpriest: Oh boy garbage day
beowuuf: lrrHORN seabatClap lrrHORN
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Metric_Furlong I think maybe it's hepatic people this time but I could be wrong
Crokoking subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 104 months!
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ArcadeEngineer: i still haven't got back to 'not intended for cardiac people' but i can feel it getting close somehow
Metric_Furlong: @TXC2 my condolences
Violet__Violence: it's been a hot second since i've been able to catch a stream live, good to be back
TXC2: Metric_Furlong thank you
warpstonewarlock: Phew, I got here on time
Violet__Violence: i'm looking forward to this
Anonymousless subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 88 months!
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UxCryptic subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 21 months!
UxCryptic: Woo! Garbage day!
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BraveOthello: !advice
LRRbot: More wig! Wig! Wig! Hair! Hair! Many variety, much hair! More wig! Hair. Fill the prop room with hair!
TXC2: hello Violet__Violence welcome
PixelArtDragon: @TXC2 Hell yeah! I'm up to O&S on my current playthrough
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ArcadeEngineer The game is really nothing special, it's just the content warnings
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to Violet__Violence!
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TXC2: PixelArtDragon good luck
Wicker_Guide looks a lrrbot suspiciously
Metric_Furlong: welcome to the front row toilet seats, Violet__Violence
Violet__Violence: oh my gosh, thank you!
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Almost missed the start of garbage day!!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is that a new command from that Mail Time?
Thefluffiestguineapig: That wasn't a quote
Malkmaven1176: Oh boy, time to watch Alex play some bad games
DoodlestheGreat: YAY TRASH!
Juliamon: It was advice
Thefluffiestguineapig: Not listed as a quote in that
doubledbear: garbage day??
Juliamon: Chat moved too fast
Wicker_Guide: oh, advice. Sensible
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon o.0 That is some kind of advice
GapFiller: !badadvice
LRRbot: Wow! What a stirring intro!
Metric_Furlong: @Malkmaven1176 to be fair, sometimes thay play good games. not often, but it happens
TXC2: !goodadvice
LRRbot: At this time of year?
Critterbot: I'm here for garbo!
Simriel: Oh boy, sure is time for the Internet Toilet
iris_of_ether: I'm so happy the hair thing made the Advice command
Wicker_Guide: !point
LRRbot: If you came here hoping for there to be a point to this, I have bad news for you.
Aitsu111: Garbage Daaaayyyy
GapFiller: !holes
LRRbot: A hole is just a vertical cave.
beowuuf: !sassplan
LRRbot: I don't know, go ask Serge's mods.
sethtriggs: All hail the Crown Vic Fursuit Vehicle!
DideRobot: LRR: Time for WATCH+PLAY! | Let’s get some trash. | Http:// (has image) |
Lizardman175: meeting over in time for garbage!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Metric_Furlong Sometimes it's Tomato Way, but sometimes the panels to open pathways are giant stretched wood doors in a space station
IbunWest: keliffHop
codatski: Made it! I was promised garbage?
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: I really need to set some kind of alarm for this stream, I keep forgetting it
Anubis169: Garbage day!!
Simriel: @sethtriggs The "fursuit" vehicle joke gets me every time
Anubis169: 'ello all!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sass plan is a great quote
TXC2: hello Anubis169
beowuuf: sergeHi
Aitsu111: !badadvice
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey Anubis169!
matthaus_c: hah! arrived precisely at the right time
Thefluffiestguineapig: We just discovered more cursed advice!
Violet__Violence: GARBAGE DAY Pride100
KV1NN4: Am concerned that Alex is already eating his phone
BusTed: Hey all.
Metric_Furlong: @Thefluffiestguineapig there's non-cursed advice? Kappa
Bahumot: Inject the Steam Garbage directly into my veins!
Tamriilin: it is time... for GARBAGE
EricTheOrange: gabraj day
LadyLockwood92 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 40 months!
LadyLockwood92: Garbage Day~! Have an Sub~
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TXC2: here we GO!
voslan: I just got off work due to the Hurricane, so now i can watch Garbage Day!
sophieghost: Hold onto your bunbuns
Gizmoloid: Garbage Day!
Aitsu111: !sir
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Metric_Furlong Yes, the atomically bad advice
Gulleko subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 55 months!
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Matornen subscribed at Tier 1.
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Lysander_salamander: Hello everyone
Violet__Violence: this intro is still amazing
LadyLockwood92: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: Mushrooms of Energy Bolt Throwing
TXC2: Hello Graham and Alex
Metric_Furlong: Hello Graham and Alex
Noy2222: *nod* *nod*
KBKarma: Hooray hooray, it's Watch + Play, time to sing and dance today!
Nigouki: hallo
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hello!
emberBecky: o/
LathosTiran: thank you twitch for cutting in 7 ads at the go live point insted of prerolling
matthaus_c: stand against the garbage
TwoSenses subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 76 months!
TwoSenses: woah woah woah we're watching AND playing?
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DigitalSeahorse: 360p wtf twitch
Alistair_Cookie: Greetings!
warpstonewarlock: Hello Graham, hello Alex!
SkylerRingtail: We watch. You play. All suffer.
BusTed: 🤔
GhostValv: oh hi :)
Violet__Violence: super unique
Rhynerd: Greetings!
TXC2: and plotching and weighinh
iris_of_ether: lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO
DoodlestheGreat: You both look like you're fresh from the sauna.
TheDangerWaffle: oh no math
KBKarma: Hi Alex, hi Graham, it's me, not summer intern Derek!
MikoKisai: I would argue it's distributed exactly equally. One watches, one plays.
Anubis169: heya G and A :D
monsieur_squirrel subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 105 months!
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WearingCats_CwC: hoi
MrSarkhan: Garbage Day!
Violet__Violence: and here we see a partially invisible alex
DigitalSeahorse: neat keying shirt
ThingsOnMyStream subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 56 months!
ThingsOnMyStream: Play+watch!
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Simriel: How DO we distribute Watching + Playing across the whole of chat equally
sporkraptor: it's so fun watching Alex suffer :D
toenolla: Hey hey hey it's garbage daaay!
Metric_Furlong: everyone stop typing to graham can scroll back
matthaus_c: it's me, I'm a first time chatter lrrBEEJ
TXC2: !youtube
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Farwalker: We're supposed to talk?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Welcome!
Getter404: Alex's shirt is 15% green screen and I'm disassociating
sporkraptor: artisanal filth
Violet__Violence: lol
Wicker_Guide: only the find I could best
DigitalSeahorse: yup
sethtriggs: Also I like those suspenders
Juliamon: Only the most you could find
DigitalSeahorse: heheh
LathosTiran: the man with the eys watches, the man with the hands follows behind and plays.
Violet__Violence: trippyyyyy
Simriel: There are some truly exceptional episodes in the back catalogue.
emberBecky: ooo
NewtyNewts: Alex isn't entirely there!
matthaus_c: Foil Alex
sporkraptor: ooo you're semi-transparent! :D
LarkSachrosis: The *mostest* you could find
mwlsn: "only the ones I found"
DigitalSeahorse: xD
NightValien28: oh heck woke up in time
lamina5432: I recomend spud in that backlog
TXC2: VERY 90's
Lysander_salamander: It's a nice shirt
PixelArtDragon: Alex has dithering!
Anaerin: Alex is mid-phase
TheDangerWaffle: transparency set to 80
DaxStrife: It's a good shirt, and a good effect.
Anubis169: Translucent Alex
Matornen: Took a break from playing Oxenfree II to join for a garbage day. Priorities!
theworldsmith1: He's already clipping
matthaus_c: the future is 30 years ago
Farwalker: "Only the Most I could find."
TheKrakenKing: Alex has streamer camo
DoodlestheGreat: It's like he's wearing a pishet stocking.
TheMerricat: @Matornen How is it?
TXC2: yutes!
cartoon_creampuff: I wonder if we'll get something as wild as fantasy fight Corona virus edition.
mwlsn: @Matornen oh dang, is that out?
artacuno53: alex is drippy
Metric_Furlong: we've had 3 decades of 80s revival, now the 90s are coming back
evilspoons983: it kinda makes it look like it's ... mesh
Violet__Violence: ;aldksjf
GenericHerooo: Hi, everyone! VirtualHug KonCha
sethtriggs: Would be great for a 90s CD liner photo
Anubis169: bet you anything it'll be called DadCore
Thefluffiestguineapig: Heed our experience!!!
Violet__Violence: yeah no lol
DoodlestheGreat: SAVE YOURSELVES!
Lysander_salamander: yeah don't
Earthenone: heed the elders!
Tangsm: No. I refuse to go back. No lowrise!
Violet__Violence: do not
Earthenone: !patreon
LRRbot: 2755 patrons for a total of $21,488.93 per month.
Matornen: @TheMerricat So far charming, just as the original. Not too far into it though!
DaxStrife: As long as they don't try bringing back JNCO jeans.
TXC2: no low riders, only JNCOs Kappa
Thefluffiestguineapig: I am firmly high rise at all times!
io_Otter subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 94 months!
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sirspate: plumber jeans or mom jeans
Violet__Violence: hi paul!
KennethIverHansenDK: Good evening lovely people
Texan_Reverend: !store
LRRbot: LoadingReadyRun has a store! You can buy Shirt, or Sleeve, or Playmat, or Pin, or Other! Check out for the full catalog.
Metric_Furlong: @TXC2 low rise JNCOs, got it
cheezweazl subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 103 months, currently on a 103 month streak!
cheezweazl: GARBAGE DAY!
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Earthenone: great, now we will be lost!
Thefluffiestguineapig: The thrill of horror
TXC2: hello KennethIverHansenDK welcome
Simriel: Tomato Way 4
iris_of_ether: You can pry my khakis from my cold dead hands
TXC2: Metric_Furlong noooooo!
KBKarma: On the Verge To what?
Violet__Violence: horror game
Anaerin: At what point does retro fashion loop around and disappear up it's own fundamental orifice.
Thefluffiestguineapig: At the word Sequel on this stream
patbaer subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 43 months!
patbaer: 43? Big.
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PixelArtDragon: Final Global Game UPDATE
matthaus_c: On The Coyote Time
Feriority: Off the Verge
sethtriggs: I always get suspicious when games trigger the firewall
Earthenone: did that say publisher epic games?
Anubis169: manLOL
7gorobei: on the peri-verge
sirspate: is this about the website The Verge
EricTheOrange: NEW JAKES!
Dog_of_Myth: NEW JOKES
LathosTiran: allowing windows firewall access, brave
NeedlaPudge: I'm here right on time!
KilrenKrae: Bring back pucca she'll necklaces!
Anubis169: On The Verge II: Off The Verge
sethtriggs: They got JOKES
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh no
Alness49: "New" jokes is a big promise
doubledbear: like the website?
Thefluffiestguineapig: This seems like the waivers at food challenges
margieargie: Oh, good, if it was just old jokes this game might be -bad-
0011110000110011: LUL
WearingCats_CwC: Post verge clarity?
evilspoons983: @sethtriggs that just means the setup program didn't insert them on its own
Getter404: Is there perhaps a Bubsy-like verbosity slider
SquareDotCube: W+P on my birthday, what a great present!
sporkraptor: hmmmm
matthaus_c: this game is not sent to real places benginLul
Astra7525: oh good... good omens
Thefluffiestguineapig: "not sent to real place"
Boon_33: right.
avi_miller: Doubt it can beat the Bible :p
ekimekim: ah, cardiac people
Juliamon: Exciting moment!
BITs19_: ah, no cardiac people
PixelArtDragon: I don't, beleive you.
DoodlestheGreat: I wonder if that EULA had some gags in it.
mwlsn: "All coincidences with reality are random" is my new general-purpose disclaimer
warpstonewarlock: *concern*
Dog_of_Myth: Sharp sounds
BusTed: holding down alt, ready to hit F4
Simriel: It's not for Cardiac People!
epsilon_vee: "you were warned."
0011110000110011: ooh exciting
MikoKisai: It does not try to offend, it just offends?
sethtriggs: Pregnant womens
Earthenone: not plural
beowuuf: one? more than we deserve
MehallD: We were warned.
artacuno53: Has there ever been a dev whos game was on watch + play who made it known they knew they were on the show?
sporkraptor: exciting moment\
Rhynerd: Not for cardiac people
DigitalSeahorse: A-5
pn55: bajoSus
matthaus_c: this is a sequel to The Bible, right?
TXC2: Moment..singular
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this a lord of edges?
EricTheOrange: not for cardiac people
Unas84: no no, just the single exciting moment, Graham :p
JohnLockeCole: Oh the game is not for cardiac people
Earthenone: one exciting moment
KBKarma: Such edge. Wow.
sirspate: I wonder if On The Verge has been rated on The Verge.
Anaerin: "EXCITING MOMENT". Singular. Just one.
LadyLockwood92: I don't like the use of 'plan' in that it's gonna swap you at random at some point.
Dog_of_Myth: Oh, we hitting the Garbage Day Bingo on this on.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @LadyLockwood92 Yeah, same
PixelArtDragon: Graham must be running Sobel, because he's edge detecting
MehallD: Umm, they're missing some stripes on that UK flag.
sethtriggs: Those were the expected languages
Astra7525: graphic: yes
LadyLockwood92: Just the one graphic.
Unas84: Foliadge
mwlsn: Ultra Foliadge
MehallD: It's Northern Ireland exclusionary
Feriority: "Cardiac people"? People with hearts?
Boon_33: ah yes, the two languages.
ashteranic: Graphic. They could only afford one.
TXC2: of course this is russian
Metric_Furlong: !bingo
coolbond: something tells me english is not the devs main language
TheKrakenKing: well that is a actual options screen
Rhynerd: english or russian
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Dog_of_Myth Is there a link?
KBKarma: That is *way* more graphical settings that I would have expected.
EricTheOrange: I wonder why so much W+P material comes from russia
Violet__Violence: all your proggers
sethtriggs: That's...that's not true
Thefluffiestguineapig: NOT TRUE
Tangsm: My cat disagrees
Wicker_Guide: that's not true
accountmadeforants: "On the verge of having a point"
KBKarma: Cats, exactly.
LadyLockwood92: Cite your sources.
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Anaerin: Or a doggo.
Astra7525: Don't otters sleep on thei rbacks, because they float?
Simriel: I have seen Many Dogs sleep on their back
coolbond: and dogs
WudenHed subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 77 months!
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AtomicAlchemical subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 48 months!
AtomicAlchemical: Ahhh... I love the smell of Garbage in the morning!
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Cats are exceptions to physics
0011110000110011: ???
Lysander_salamander: oh no
PixelArtDragon: *doubt*
sporkraptor: oh I suspect this game is a horror
Wicker_Guide: exposing the stomach is a sign of trust for many animals
Violet__Violence: we don't know what cats are, they just do whatever they want
Thefluffiestguineapig: They sleep how they want
DigitalSeahorse: this poor person has never experienced a cat's trust
warpstonewarlock: I'm confused
matthaus_c: repeatedly have to perform actions
Lysander_salamander: oh no oh no
DaxStrife: Not true, and it's better to sleep on your side.
Thefluffiestguineapig: The hell is all this nonsense
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: So far this appears to be an actual videogame
Dog_of_Myth: @Thefluffiestguineapig It was a joke. Sadly there is no Garbage Day Bingo.
Feriority: "During the game you will have to perform actions" really?
Juliamon: This person thinks they are Hideo Kojima
RealGamerCow: The person who made this game seems to really like Pepe memes.
MrTheWalrus: If you have to tell people that your game is not a horror...
coolbond: this game was such a bad horror game they gave it the comedy tag
JohnLockeCole: "This Game is Not A Horror" isn't something you should specifically have to say
beowuuf: had. now it's got all new jokes!
LadyLockwood92: Ah, I see, this game contains scenes.
sethtriggs: Put your pads on we're gonna get some edge!
TXC2: prepare for bad "takes" chat
0011110000110011: shitty attempts at humor that are *integral to the story*
TheMerricat: So the dev for this game is russian and it's highly unlikely that Graham and Alex have seen the previous game of this series, it' not on Steam it was only available for direct download.
DoodlestheGreat: @EricTheOrange Sometimes it's all you can do between Putin's aircraft "accidents"
theworldsmith1: During thisgamee, you will have to use your controller
coolbond: Definitly russian devs
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Dog_of_Myth There used to be didn't there? Along with the horror game bingo?
Lysander_salamander: Is this going to be one of those games that tries to mock the player for buying and playing the game?
matthaus_c: Vladislav Castillo would never do this
KBKarma: Not a horror. Hmm.
Anaerin: Mining?
accountmadeforants: Ah, the Postal school of video game writing
LordZarano: I guess these count as content warnings PrideShrug
Astra7525: Is this a Russian "Hatred" ?
mwlsn: these are some great jokes
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon That is not necessarily a thing to aspire to
Feriority: We live in a society with stupid bastards
Boon_33: so we're Shinji.
sethtriggs: Someone's got ego!
raulghoulia: these pauses
Anubis169: This story sounds very Russian already
offbeatwitch: "it not perfect system"
LeonisCo: slipping into spokesman voice
Violet__Violence: bless
Earthenone: Coal story bro
Thefluffiestguineapig: So drugs
CouldntPickAUsername: need a microscope to read those subtitles
PixelArtDragon: Oh, so it's Rapture
Simriel: 90% resistance to fire, still seems like fire would hurt
margieargie: Ah, that explains Kentucky then
beowuuf: mic-coal gorbachov
warpstonewarlock: Society we live in?
TXC2: "Coal stops fires" stares in Centraila
sethtriggs: The subtitles are written like they're fine print on a pharmaceutical commercial
raulghoulia: this must have been on the Verge
TheMerricat: The previous game in this series's name was originally "One Day at The Maniac"
Inari_Kitsune: Cough cough...The black lung
DoodlestheGreat: Well, this is some pretty Russian humor.
Thefluffiestguineapig: So this is the worst dissociation stereotypes with no attempt to make it palatable
Mudkipology: Woooah I get to catch a Garbage Day live for once!
Getter404: Remember: The jokes are INTEGRAL to the experience
mwlsn: society lives in you?
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Tangsm: So it's Silent Hill with self awareness?
Getter404: (presumably these are jokes?)
beowuuf: @warpstonewarlock this game dev is a real joker
Lysander_salamander: ?
BusTed: this game is not a horror
raulghoulia: that man has no lips
offbeatwitch: lookin fresh my dude
accountmadeforants: Ah, only "mostly" fireproof, I get it
Thefluffiestguineapig: Words have meaning!!!! You need to be careful about what words you use
sirspate: they didn't collect the body from below the open window
RealGamerCow: So, some Russians.
infinite_bagel: Alex you look so spiffy today
Thefluffiestguineapig: What????
KBKarma: Is this... is this a QWOP game?
Critterbot: That... sure was some engrish.
Boon_33: @RealGamerCow LUL
Violet__Violence: time to be stealth
Thefluffiestguineapig: How is nice clothes related to stealth?
Anubis169: is he Darkman? Buffalo Bill?
JohnLockeCole: is he the Man of Theseus?
TXC2: Urod!
coolbond: oh god this is so badly written its not even funny
accountmadeforants: !quote skin
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raulghoulia: This is Darkman, right?
Simriel: So like, I like how it says that it isn't a horror game, probably because people said it wasn't scary
accountmadeforants: !findquote skin
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PixelArtDragon: Is this a sneaky Unskippable episode?
sporkraptor: presumably this game will actually start at some point?
Violet__Violence: i couldn't tell
margieargie: Is there a... game here? Is this just a visual novel?
offbeatwitch: is there actually a game after all of this or is it all dialogue
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TemporallyAwry: Ya know - when "wearing people's skin" is involved, I'm fine with them telling, and NOT showing.
JaymicUnyielding: This is not how you tell us the narrator is unreliable
Anubis169: we are legion
wizzo1138: I'm sure this would be a better story if I was on Coal
Lysander_salamander: is this a visual novel?
accountmadeforants: And now we know, this person just wants to update their skin!
sirspate: more watching than playing so far
DigitalSeahorse: stealing only the skin because organs would be rejected
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think the claim is this guy got addicted to drugs, which caused him to dissociate and become a killer but he doesn't remember, now he is taking people's skin for reasons I don't understand
PixelArtDragon: Is this Fortnite? You're finding skins?
DoodlestheGreat: There's a lotta preamble in this thing...
KBKarma: This game...
LadyLockwood92: Somehow, I feel like this game has some opinions about society.
DEATHlikescats: Very Jack the killer copypasta vibes
RealGamerCow: Time is a flat circle meme
matthaus_c: I've seen this HRENtai
sethtriggs: It's better than H.A.R.M.
AtomicAlchemical: this is a very.... *involved* backstory
DigitalSeahorse: lol
Violet__Violence: you know the concept of show don't tell? this is the polar opposite.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DigitalSeahorse Yes, because skin isn't an organ according to this author
Robot_Bones: look with your special eyes
sethtriggs: 50 Kronor?
Violet__Violence: nice face
IbunWest: merlekEyes eyes
BigDaddyBland87: This is a weird remake of Darkman
Dog_of_Myth: Teeth
Gizmoloid: that was a dick joke - hren can mean dick
flatluigi: so have we found jokes yet
TXC2: so where does this rank on the ZOIDS scale of bad oppening cutscenes ?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Nice teeth
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: I can't wait for none of this to have any impact on the actual gameplay
Anaerin: How do you drink with no lips?
Boon_33: reading the game... is the game.
Thefluffiestguineapig: What is in his hand?
Metric_Furlong: @Anaerin carefully
Featherweight_: Someone watched darkman then took speed before writing\
KBKarma: So... this game seems to be Watch + Watch.
TehAmelie: oh hi. how is the garbage toilets today?
DigitalSeahorse: Thefluffiestguineapig I almost typed other organs but then decided not to
evilspoons983: @Anaerin just open your mouth and pour it in
Violet__Violence: no kidding
DoodlestheGreat: This makes me yearn for the glory days of "Tomato Way."
RealGamerCow: At least the voice is pleasant
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Boon_33 Reading the game....explains nothing
Violet__Violence: oh GOD no thanks lol
MikoKisai: 3 hours later...
Metric_Furlong: @TehAmelie long cutscene
Bahumot: So, what game do we play to pass the time?
Feriority: Has the game started the comedy yet?
Nigouki: hren is one of the big russian swearwords, a more family friendly version of hui
TheKrakenKing: weirdest visual novel ever
Rhynerd: The bible is on steam…
matthaus_c: The Bible at least had a sense of whimsy
avi_miller: So this is the sequel to The Bible
Anubis169: do i have time to go make a cuppa tea?
TwoSenses: I like to imagine the script for this game makes a very satisfying thunk when thrown onto a table
Violet__Violence: oh god the bible IS on steam isn't it
evilspoons983: new episode of Unskippable dropped
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DigitalSeahorse Oh that wasn't aimed at you, I think the developer might genuinely not know that
sethtriggs: Is this still a cutscene?
Violet__Violence: oh noooo
DigitalSeahorse: oweeee
KBKarma: Tell me when the Play portion of the stream begins.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Did Graham do a Cam?
TemporallyAwry: I think we've been tricked into reading someone's SciFi micro-fiction
Wicker_Guide: umm, Graham?
MikoKisai: @sethtriggs sure is
TehAmelie: both of them?
BusTed: Pulled a Cameron
Metric_Furlong: am Graham okay?
DEATHlikescats: Accidentally a Talking sim
margieargie: The game's already hurting Graham
NightValien28: both of them?
JaymicUnyielding: "Added new jokes" how can you tell
Grimnus: Graham pulling a Cam
raulghoulia: the part of Cameron will be played by...
Bearudite: no more adventures for G
episvont: What did i miss just got here?
LadyLockwood92: Oh god, the knee injuries are spreading
CouldntPickAUsername: or any jokes
Anaerin: Those new jokes. Or, indeed, any jokes...
codatski: Hey G! How do ya'll like the Wave DX mics? The sound is slick and the Elgato ecosystem is so clean.
Violet__Violence: @Bearudite did you just
kassbjames: This feels like I fell asleep on my desk and woke up to YouTube having auto played into some random rabbit hole
sirspate: did I hear Cam?
TXC2: episvont lot of cutscene talking
Wicker_Guide: Speaking as someone writing a fantasy novel, this is too much scene setting and backstory
TheMerricat: @episvont A lot of russian dialog read to us in subtitles.
pyronils80: Hello and good evening! :) :) :)
Anaerin: Steal his skin? So right-click, save-as?
Bearudite: @Violet__Violence sure did
Rhynerd: @episvont we are in the first game. We have jot reached gameplay yet
matthaus_c: I'm not that concerned that we'll get to gameplay
Violet__Violence: lmao
sporkraptor: oh? game?
TXC2: hello pyronils80 welcome
TwoSenses: At this point in RPGs I just start spamming space to skip through the text
accountmadeforants: I still fully expect this to be Postal but somehow cheaper and Russian
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHHHYYYY
sporkraptor: nnnope, faked out
sethtriggs: Still no control
PuddleOfWeird: is this the whole game...? xD just reading
RealGamerCow: Press R1 to slur
DigitalSeahorse: Thefluffiestguineapig same
Metric_Furlong: no, more cutscene!
Anubis169: press R4 to skip dialogue
matthaus_c: MORE CUTSCENE
eddieatthegov: Prolong.
sethtriggs: Maybe now you get control
DogFatherDave: new Unskippable episode?
LadyLockwood92: Does this man work for Schick? He's freeing people's skin.
SpacePotato01: <Spongebob Narrator>"One Hour Later..."</Spongebob Narrator>
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is the protagonist the one with the hoodie???
TXC2: Cutscene will contuine until morale improves
KBKarma: You finally start the game, and it's a Match 3 game.
Anaerin: No game, only cutscene.
raulghoulia: "briefly"
Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't know
Metric_Furlong: man, the Unskippable reboot's off to an odd start
sporkraptor: let's briefly tell you everything /dies
Anubis169: it's a synth
Violet__Violence: he really does
Anubis169: but it's been put through a pitch shifter
Rhynerd: !uptime
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sethtriggs: Finally!
Mattmitchell45: Uncloseable Hands
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm so confused
PixelArtDragon: Why is Storage in English?
JaymicUnyielding: GAMEPLAY?!
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Holy crap gameplay
TXC2: 0 to box is real fast today
Violet__Violence: oh god that camera
Lysander_salamander: is this the google translate voice?
DoodlestheGreat: We're about 15 minutes into this thing and we finally get "gameplay."
Thefluffiestguineapig: @PixelArtDragon It was a purchased asset
TheMerricat: This is a one man dev team, I highly doubt that they have any VA work done.
Bassios: Oh my god there's gameplay
sethtriggs: You have feet but do you have a head?
Robot_Bones: I can't wait for Tim Burton's Yaoi ShovelHands to hit theaters
josh___something: Sorry... Yaoi shovelhands?!?!
Gizmoloid: @Anubis you sure it's a synth? Sounds way too coherently emotive to my ear
matthaus_c: @TXC2 not faster than the 0 to box text
Thefluffiestguineapig: YEET
Wicker_Guide: whoo that head bob is no bueno
DigitalSeahorse: floating an inch above the floor
PixelArtDragon: @Thefluffiestguineapig But next to it is Russian
Anaerin: Put it in H!
sporkraptor: put it on him
TXC2: matthaus_c touché
Violet__Violence: that head bob is egregiously bad
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: I too enjoy holding everything I'm carrying directly under my nose
KBKarma: Two dudes "wrestling".
sethtriggs: Aw thought you were about to play Sokoban
mwlsn: ah, a box of vegetable protein
arkham1981: where are the jokes i was promised
LordZarano: That camera wiggle sure is wiggly
BrassWingman: why does your normal vision have lens flare and a red patch in the corner
Mudkipology: Tim Burton's best work, Yaoi Shovelhands
ameliette: shockingly detailed box
Thefluffiestguineapig: @PixelArtDragon Exactly, it was the default text on the thing
Anubis169: G: The synth template is public domain, and everyone and their dog uses it and tweaks it a bit. The default voice is a tad higher
Violet__Violence: that's how i carry things
GreatWahooney: yes... wrestling.
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Dog_of_Myth: LUL
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Worlds strongest shelf
Thefluffiestguineapig: This man's biceps are amazing
Violet__Violence: lmao
coolbond: it looked like naked wrestling, the horizontal tango.
Tangsm: It's a very sturdy shelf.
Angnor33: 25 lbs?
sethtriggs: LOL great design
Robot_Bones: about 150lb
Thefluffiestguineapig: To hold these boxes out with no effort
Bahumot: I'm sure an IKEA shelf can handle an anvil.
accountmadeforants: Clearly this man also developed a special self that is resistant to anvils
accountmadeforants: *shelf
Rhynerd: A thin plywood shelf tol by the looks of it
sethtriggs: Hope you got steel toed shoes!
Wicker_Guide: hey, if it works in Minecraft lrrBEEJ
pn55: Immersion: broken
Aenir798: Where else would you store your plants?
sporkraptor: weebly weeble box box
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Bahumot Yes, once
TXC2: how strong are the screws in that shelf ?
TehAmelie: they just grew there
SquareDotCube: prop anvil
asthanius: The plants are being stored
Drasvin: Maybe it's a prop anvil? Made out of painted styrofoam.
Anaerin: And after this, MORE CUTSCENE!
TheAwkes: Metal shelving like that is good for several hundred pounds per shelf. As long as it doesn't wiggle.
Bruceski: I have seen an anvil on a table, the table was reinforced like crazy
GreatWahooney: maybe it's just a prop anvil
KBKarma: Like I said: it's a match 3 game.
DogFatherDave: Why storage in the plant room?
sethtriggs: As a lateral move this is good as 40 Bear Asses
sirspate: those arms really swing wild
Nigouki: if we're gonna move boxes can we just play Sokoban?
Thefluffiestguineapig: How are the plants in the shadowy hallway?
IbunWest: Sick Sokoban game
Violet__Violence: absolute asspain of tedium is a great descriptor lol
TehAmelie: i hope this is just a pirate remaster of Tungulus
Atarra: your "friend" convincing you to help them move again when they're totally not prepared
veelofar: the camera motion is SO BAD who thought this was a good idea?!
DigitalSeahorse: welcome to Moving Boxes with Boxnard
MehallD: I'm reminded of the LRR sketch of the guy with an axe-hand who kidnapped people to.... get them to make his sandwiches I think?
enkor2113: didnt yall write a crapshot like this
littleunknownn: pkmnEyes
Getter404: Not A Horror
RealGamerCow: Clippi-dee-doo-dah
Wicker_Guide: hi friend
Bearudite: cow noise
wildpeaks: this person needs more moisturizer
LadyLockwood92: Not a horror game.
accountmadeforants: "Oh, you wanted gameplay, did you? I'LL GIVE YOU ALL THE GAMEPLAY YOU COULD WANT!"
Aenir798: ???
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Gizmoloid: @anubis169 huh, well the pitch shifting was obvious, but did fool me into thinking we're hearing the dev's "voicework" LUL
Thefluffiestguineapig: How is that man talking?
noSmokeFire: they heard Punch Out was good, tried to make a boxing game, and got confused
Comeback323: That was kinda cool
arkham1981: the boxes just have a bunch of mini novelty anvils in them
eric_christian_berg: Cobra Commander?!?
mwlsn: I got bad feelings too, game
Thefluffiestguineapig: You need lips to talk
sethtriggs: "He's Boxed in!" "Yeah well I'm card-bored."
Atarra: ????
TXC2: wow this guy ain't much better :p
matthaus_c: maybe the shitter will make you feel better!
offbeatwitch: why don't you got to the toilet and maybe you'll feel better
Thefluffiestguineapig: @eric_christian_berg Or Red skull
Anaerin: He's going to rest. In the restroom.
Violet__Violence: yeah they look wonky as hell
Bearudite: working mirror
Juliamon: Yeah, I was thinking they looked hand-modeled too
KV1NN4: Cobra Commander..?
Gadora: @enkor2113 One of the rumbles, even? "I need you to chop all this wood."
DigitalSeahorse: t-pose bend
pn55: Actual reflections?!
sethtriggs: Wow! You do have a head, that's impressive!
ashteranic: the Norrisification has gone okay.
DEATHlikescats: The weights on the joints weren’t painted correctly
SquidVorb: Did I miss much?
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
kynelwynn: That's just TV, adults as teens
Thefluffiestguineapig: @SquidVorb Lots of reading nonsense
Anaerin: "Working" mirror. In that it had a fixed camera and no proper parallax.
Juliamon: SquidVorb Just a lot of cutscene
sethtriggs: Graphics are nice, we're just waiting for good gameplay!
ArcadeEngineer: and graham knee injury somehow
Amentur: @SquidVorb A lot of being read narration at
wildpeaks: in a world where everything is boxes
TXC2: "he's cool, he's sexy, he's 34 years old!"
Pharmacistjudge: It’s like Tokyo drift and thinking the main character is in high school
CAKHost: Bring the anvil!
TheKrakenKing: rip
TehAmelie: the computer man is very busy making memes you understand
sethtriggs: Press F
Thefluffiestguineapig: The hell is going on?
TheKrakenKing: F
Violet__Violence: f
Rhynerd: Had all that wrestling to watch
Violet__Violence: "drastic"
Atarra: this is a strangely mundane feeling horror
Thefluffiestguineapig: Does anyone know what triggered the shot?
KBKarma: Alright, it's true, I shot you. I shot you and brought you to life!"
wildpeaks: this gun is called Drastic Measure, isn't it
Violet__Violence: oh weird
sethtriggs: You have casters in your feet?
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @wildpeaks That would be rad actually in a different setting
offbeatwitch: oh you're that maniac! that's fine then
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: After all that intro why start the game here?
Anaerin: Only 1 of 1,000 maniacs...
RealGamerCow: Danger!
Scarbble: ooh, nachos
PixelArtDragon: Propane
EricTheOrange: Oh, Nachos!
undecided44: @pixelartdragon ^
margieargie: Ah, propane (and propane accessories, presumably)
SymphonicLolita: yeah I was just thinking that the other day too
KBKarma: @PixelArtDragon And propane accessories.
TehAmelie: oh no we're kidnapped by Russian Hank Hill
Thefluffiestguineapig: If you put infinite maniacs in a warehouse eventually someone will get skinned
3cbb: among us stock sfx?
wildpeaks: companion box
emberBecky: I can still remember cyrillic from studying Russian years, but very little actual Russian..
Violet__Violence: eesh lol
Tangsm: "I'll tell you about it later" is absolutely a threat in this game.
Anaerin: Das Hazard Course, Comrade!
nova_plushie: is this Russian Saw?
artacuno53: heeyyy, this is just saw
Thefluffiestguineapig: Companion Crate
SkylerRingtail: The "Aperture" is a "SAW"
emberBecky: years ago*
MehallD: Why is Mikhail sometimes Michael, but only sometimes
sethtriggs: Poison Ivy's been here
TheKrakenKing: Russian Lucas Baker
Laserbeaks_Fury: We do what we must because who will stop me
Lysander_salamander: eugh
BusTed: the worst
Thefluffiestguineapig: @nova_plushie But not the first Saw, like saw 5
Anaerin: First test: Write a webserver.
TemporallyAwry: HOW did you get a full sized dumpster in there!?
Atarra: god, the job market sucks
raulghoulia: move 6 boxes, followed by data entry
TwoSenses: Cave Johnson sounds..different
artacuno53: OH WE SHAKIN
RealGamerCow: If that's the case, he is definitely a psycopath.
Thefluffiestguineapig: First test, don't beg for death
wildpeaks: whiteboard interview, except you write in blood on walls, typical
offbeatwitch: how do i work it? it's already working!!
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BITs19_: is this an escape room game?
DEATHlikescats: Escape room ?
sethtriggs: Oh no it was your own murder crawl space
SymphonicLolita: this just sounds like the dialogue of regular russians. the guy on the phone is your bud and he's just pranking you
KBKarma: Oh hey, you sequence broke the escape room!
TwoSenses: Hold on this wasn't in the leet code practice test!
DigitalSeahorse: strangely tiled vent
Simriel: This is a domedy
wildpeaks: maybe it's just a house renovation game
Simriel: comedy*
Atarra: you have reached a smaller, worse room
Rhynerd: Not the horror but also not for cardiax
wildpeaks: and propage G accessories
sethtriggs: The building was constructed by the head of the tilers' lobby
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Knitting_Goblin: Definitely not a horror, but probably still garbage!
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Wicker_Guide: In fairness, genres are kind of slippery. Not this slippery usually, but still
arkham1981: that was a mistranslation. its a not a horrible.
Violet__Violence: wat
Laserbeaks_Fury: I would say this game is The Room of video Games, but there's already a The Room video game
artacuno53: on our first date?
Anaerin: 40K Bacteria? For the horde?
artacuno53: all the way?
Getter404: Genestealers?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DigitalSeahorse The tile on none of this make sense, they don't deteriorate that way
warpstonewarlock: Warhammer 40k?
accountmadeforants: A whole warhammer of bacteria!
MikoKisai: "Go all the way"? I didn't realize it was that kind of game. mioschPog
TwoSenses: What a grimdark fact Kappa
DigitalSeahorse: walls covered in anti-soundproofing
Simriel: When will they make a game for us cardiac people
TXC2: there are warhammer 40K bactiera
Dog_of_Myth: hahahaha
LadyLockwood92: Are we Komodo Dragons?
wildpeaks: Oh Good
codatski: I see the propane, where are the propane accessories?
Aenir798: Bacteria 40K did a lot worse than Warhammer 40K
DigitalSeahorse: eep
JohnLockeCole: So are we calling that a crate? cause if so, I've seen worse start to crates
mwlsn: bahahahaha
Pharmacistjudge: That’s a horrible undercounting.
TheMerricat: "It's nearly impossible to accurately determine how many bacteria are present inside the mouth at any given time, but some estimates are as high as 20 billion. Additionally, researchers have determined that there are 500 to 650 species"
DEATHlikescats: The warp is just your gut
SymphonicLolita: well that escalated quickly
PixelArtDragon: "I just HAD to install this"
KBKarma: How did this guy get enough money to build all of this?
Atarra: and the realism just shot out into space
warpstonewarlock: Who designed this room, Willie E. Coyote?
codatski: Well that escalated quickly
nova_plushie: This is just russian Saw.
rosesmcgee: This isn't a horror game. it's a slice of life game. This is the day to day for folks in russia
NightValien28: saw has caused irreparable damage to horror genre
sethtriggs: Ahahah that is a lot to ask your 486 to do
accountmadeforants: Oh, that's kinda neat
wildpeaks: this is now a fancy music video
BusTed: benginTry
Kapiainen: The engineering on those spikes is crazy. Just consider the amount of inertia...
Violet__Violence: okay?
BusTed: Oops.
Violet__Violence: wow goodbye
wildpeaks: rekt
sethtriggs: Oh that wasn't fair
Snowcookies: rip
garbingu: Hey, have you guys tried when the world became black?
Violet__Violence: rip n' dip
Feriority: Hate it when that happens
matthaus_c: this is a lot of videogame for how this story started
raulghoulia: let me count the ways
KBKarma: Try not to receive so many damages from construction debris next time.
Lysander_salamander: one of those "jokes"
Juliamon: Oh, this is Russian Portal
Manae: Every home needs spiked floor traps in to an acid bath
Anaerin: So the worst OHSA simulator.
doubledbear: So this is russian Portal 2
Pharmacistjudge: Test failed. Puzzle game like portal
noSmokeFire: if you've received numerous damages, you may be entitled to compensation
0x6772: Aww, we don't have start over moving the boxes again?
SymphonicLolita: s p e e d
Atarra: forget patterns
DigitalSeahorse: missed spikes but landed on a naily piece of wood
Violet__Violence: oh the platform gave out
sethtriggs: It's a trap door really?
Reecer6: your spike traps stink man
accountmadeforants: ZOOOOoom
richard_ermen: Oh wow, W+P ^^
MikoKisai: the board at the end folds down when you get to the end
Violet__Violence: that's such a dick move lol
ashteranic: says the guy who cheesed the test
matthaus_c: oooh, it is /not/ a horror, it's a KAIZO
Violet__Violence: ;LJKSD;LF
Violet__Violence: nice
Anubis169: garbingu: If you're up for suggesting games to play, hit up the Discord <3
TheKrakenKing: Thorns?
KBKarma: A spiky situation.
DigitalSeahorse: thorns
Drasvin: Yes "Thorns"
KBKarma: A thorny conundrum.
Anubis169: !discord
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Violet__Violence: i cannot
ButButTheJesus: Hi folks, how's the garbage?
sethtriggs: Sonic the Hedgehog rules I guess
KBKarma: This game got spiked.
ashteranic: @matthaus_c It's not kaizo, it's prince of persia!
Anubis169: ButButTheJesus: it's the right day for it
TXC2: hello ButButTheJesus welcome
Violet__Violence: @ButButTheJesus it sure is
Bassios: It's not horror, it's just horrible
Reecer6: ah, these are side-hurting spikes. sonic (1992) is more advanced in spike technology than this
KBKarma: Numerous damages!
Anaerin: Your body was torn apart by þþþþþþþ
Lysander_salamander: oh, the pattern changed? Weird
Atarra: ?!?!?!
Drasvin: Ah, a megaman style spike allergy.
sethtriggs: Slipped off the rope
LordZarano: On The Verge II
noSmokeFire: n-n-n-numerous damages
richard_ermen: Didn't W+P used to start at 9PM GMT??
KBKarma: I think the pipe is a trap.
mwlsn: @Anaerin nice
DigitalSeahorse: yes you could, you didn't want to resist
TXC2: richard_ermen yes, and it did today
Violet__Violence: wow
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Mission: go all the way
KBKarma: Is... is that loading tip a joke?
Atarra: all the way? on stream?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: just like high school
nova_plushie: this is a strange sobriety test.
flatluigi: *slides up to you at the bar* so do the tests go ALL the way?
TXC2: richard_ermen or rather it started at 9pm BST
sethtriggs: What not in box
richard_ermen: @TXC2 Hmmm....I think I might have miscalculated the time zone xD
sethtriggs: It must smell incredible in there
KBKarma: Not in box 2.
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
BusTed: lrrCOW
Atarra: XD
BITs19_: no problem!
RealGamerCow: prediction, all are explode
Bassios: You're welco- oh you're not talking to me
InsaneVioletMage: Love tuning into the stream just to see Alex blow up
KBKarma: Not in box 1.
nova_plushie: oh that michal
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Violet__Violence: okay so not in box 1
Violet__Violence: lol
sethtriggs: I question spending all this effort just to blow it up
Drasvin: lrrCOW
Atarra: bet you 3 blows up too
BrassWingman: this version of minesweeper sucks
Earthenone: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: THE PLANK
richard_ermen: To think it even says "Card not in Box" above the door
TwoSenses: This is like if the puzzles in Resident Evil were much, much, much, much worse
KBKarma: I'm guessing it's *not* in the boxes.
DoodlestheGreat: Farking hell, it IS a kaizo...
KBKarma: Oh. I'm disappointed.
Robot_Bones: Wow someone has been watching taskmaster
PixelArtDragon: Reading about the cards explains about the cards
DigitalSeahorse: xD
KBKarma: Pizza!
BITs19_: this guy needs his Jigsaw backstory
northos: @Robot_Bones and/or playing Portal
evilspoons983: I wonder if it's supposed to be a "trick" because the text on the wall is in English, not Russian
Dog_of_Myth: Got to give us that Deep Lore G
Violet__Violence: what a dick
Thefluffiestguineapig: Because he was very excited about his world and you needed to know
DanielJennaGrouse: look, it's not just reading, it's reading English in a Russian game
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sethtriggs: I guess it's like lethal Superliminal?
Noy2222: I'm confused. Which of these jokes are new?
richard_ermen: Man, the quality of crazy guys has seriously gone downhill since Borderlands 2...
wildpeaks: uhh
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
Atarra: again: ?????
sethtriggs: Is this a joke?
DEATHlikescats: Oh god
mwlsn: without, or without in any way?
PixelArtDragon: @DanielJennaGrouse They probably got audio working but not a Cyrilic text renderer
Thefluffiestguineapig: Shit
beowuuf: odd towards even away
ashteranic: Oh look, a box from earlier
ashteranic: callback
matthaus_c: this chump is just bargain bin GLaDOS
CodeIndigo: The Die Hard Central Park puzzle!
mwlsn: press E to pass test
DigitalSeahorse: if they say oduvanchick they mean dandelion but I misspelled that
varmintx0: okay, who has seen Die Hard with a Vengeance
Thatwasademo: nice
Lysander_salamander: aaaaa
Tempest2097: Are you shitting me
richard_ermen: lol
Earthenone: !findquote math
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kynelwynn: MATH?
artacuno53: HAHA
noSmokeFire: OK
sethtriggs: Oh this is some hate
Thefluffiestguineapig: @matthaus_c Mixed with the later Saw movie Jigsaw
wildpeaks: oh nooo
Noy2222: Is this before or after 11?
NewtyNewts: This was on the test.
Featherweight_: Pass, Next game.
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: This just sucks
KBKarma: Bye, Beej.
Violet__Violence: hi beej
warpstonewarlock: This is for blockers
ArcadeEngineer: gameplay!
pn55: We didn't agree to maths!
KV1NN4: I would go get a refund from Steam at this point
Tempest2097: I wish I could
GhostofJeffGoldblum: "eleven"
Violet__Violence: bye beej
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Have fun Beej
kynelwynn: eleven there in just text
kumatsu: go engage in Commerce
Bassios: Bye beej!
warpstonewarlock: Bye Beej!
Simriel: He's going right now?
CanPlayGames: When is Pax?
kassbjames: Is this the Soviet version of Dr Brain?
DoodlestheGreat: SEE YA, BEEJ!
Pharmacistjudge: Will do
TXC2: Buy Beej
KBKarma: Can't go to PAX. Not allowed to go to cons. Or leave the country.
nova_plushie: Beej left everyone time to pack up
Dog_of_Myth: So is Alex Blocking then
sirspate: [that guy] I believe its pronounced towers of "han-wah"
wildpeaks: is it.. boxes ?
Bearudite: is it Beej?
TemporallyAwry: Bye Beej - Buy from Beej
Texan_Reverend: See you this weekend, Beej! (If you can come outside.)
PixelArtDragon: The 24, the 3, and the 0.01*100
Dog_of_Myth: !store
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asthanius: This stinks
Noy2222: Are there new jokes in your table?
Bassios: I wish I could go to PAX, but I'm in the wrong country for it. Which is definitely a "me" problem.
Simriel: @txc2 Is he available at Store.loadingreadyrun?
NewtyNewts: Both sides are separate?
TheMerricat: You have to get both sides to 28.
lirazel64: Bye Beej! Remember to feed Heather, we need her back.
asthanius: Both sides have to equal 28
CanPlayGames: !UPDOG
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sethtriggs: This is unfairly worded
Masslost: um they put math in the videogame and I'm afraid
sirspate: better grab the slide rule
TXC2: Simriel I sure hope so
RealGamerCow: left is 1, 6,3,12,7,9,11,4
Feriority: This feels like a bad captcha
evilspoons983: right side is 24 and (-1 times -4)
LordZarano: Do you actually have to do this or
RealGamerCow: Right is 2,8,14,4,5,9,3.5,24
Thatwasademo: eleven is written out for the same reason four is written as 0.4 x 10
BigDaddyBland87: Ohhh this is the stealth sequel to Frog Fractions
SymphonicLolita: 12, 9, and 7 = 28
matthaus_c: this is certainly /an/ idea of what videogames are
Feriority: 12 + 11 + 4 + 1
quantum_bandit: left is 9 + 12 + 3 + 0.4x10
Aenir798: 1+7+9+11
offbeatwitch: 12 + 9 + sqrt(49) works on the left
Atarra: an game
TimIAm: I had a call, what in god's name is going on here
RealGamerCow: 24 and 4
noSmokeFire: 24 + (-1) x (-4)
Feriority: 24 + 4 (the negatives)
CodeIndigo: 24 and the double negatives
Aenir798: (-1)x(-4)+24
Wicker_Guide: @TimIAm Russian SAW Fractions
quantum_bandit: 24 + (-1) x (-4)
LurkerSpine: The Among Us noises is getting me
PixelArtDragon: benginTry
Thefluffiestguineapig: I accidentally wore a shirt that is very appropriate. It is a disapproving cartoon Qui-Gon Jin saying "The ability to speak does not make you intelligent"
Diabore: whats this math shit
TimIAm: @Wicker_Guide oh my
Tom_Bruise: It took me so long to figure out what the question was. Is this what American elementary school does to people?
noSmokeFire: controversial opinion, I don't think that puzzle was very good
KBKarma: Imagine what it would have been like if you didn't ask to get the instructions./
Thefluffiestguineapig: Why is there an aquarium?
matthaus_c: I like it when games /trick/ me into doing math, and not just... splurge math at me
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunNut
sethtriggs: Agony is the last stage of dying Anger is the last stage of playing this game
TXC2: what are these loading screens? :p
iDangero: I love video games too! Are we going to play one later?
KBKarma: Except murdery.
sethtriggs: This is the same room from before with the spikes removed
Thefluffiestguineapig: The weeping Madonna but instead she is face palming
miniMacGuru: Are we going to have to dig out differential equation textbooks for the next "test"?
richard_ermen: Soviet Takeshi's Castle?
TehAmelie: En Garde looks different from how i remember
MrQBear: Oh yeah, they're doing a new Takeshi's Castle!
CodeIndigo: if takeshi were a russian psychopath, yes
Atarra: WHAT
Lysander_salamander: soviet american gladiators
RealGamerCow: That reminds me, I have to watch the new Takeshi's Castle
Simriel: The secret is he watched Takeshi's Castle
Thefluffiestguineapig: @CodeIndigo Or Jigsaw
DEATHlikescats: Oh speaking of! Takeshi’s council is getting remade! Right now!
Earthenone: i was hopinh the answer to "what made you think of this" was i was watching takeshis castle
Tom_Bruise: what an odd way of saying "you hit your head on some junk"
DEATHlikescats: *Takeshi’s castle
Thefluffiestguineapig: Why the fuck does it say Construction debris?
SymphonicLolita: I put fake facts on the loading screen for our student game dev project, so I love this
Diabore: thats it?
Dog_of_Myth: Cannonballs known construction debris
Rhynerd: Only 3?
raulghoulia: just like Star Trek
Pharmacistjudge: Wow it’s that old?
Euphemion_RFB: Is a cannon technically "construction debris?"
TXC2: where as Ninja Warrior is still going
LurkerSpine: That sounds like less than the amount of seasons of Most Xtreme Elimination Challenge
Earthenone: !prime
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Bassios: "more dangerous next time"?! You had CANNONS, you mad bastard!
Noy2222: There's Fort Boyard
TimIAm: You know it's good when the loading screen has skeleton facts
mwlsn: what do you mean "our skull", loading screen?
DEATHlikescats: Lol
Laserbeaks_Fury: Allamaraine!
KBKarma: Very old.
BITs19_: where can one find the old Takeshi's castle? do I need to sail the seven seas?
Thefluffiestguineapig: More gas?
matthaus_c: one day Greg Davies will do the same
noSmokeFire: the mask is covering the subtitles
DEATHlikescats: But the new ‘lords’ look fun
Thefluffiestguineapig: Are we just high and having a bad trip?
Earthenone: gas mask covers subtitles lol
PuddleOfWeird: lol
ashteranic: rofl
SymphonicLolita: welp
Lysander_salamander: :D
NewtyNewts: That's some good interface design...
Creature_Comforts: LUL
BigDaddyBland87: And he spends most of his time now being in Yakuza movies
sethtriggs: WOWWW
Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp
matthaus_c: that is exquisite
richard_ermen: Quality GamePlay!
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
Violet__Violence: excellent
Chronomagistrate: *facepalm*
Violet__Violence: a++
Thefluffiestguineapig: Game better now
Amentur: PrideLaugh
Simriel: HOW
RealGamerCow: lrrWOW
Bassios: Oh my god they just put it as an overlay over the entire screen
GhostofJeffGoldblum: ah, just like in real life\
Simriel: How do you manage that
iris_of_ether: lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO
Critterbot: FailFish
TehAmelie: kind of realistic
mwlsn: we can't see the jokes now
KBKarma: @matthaus_c One day Greg Davies will fall over and crush a small English town.
kassbjames: That's a FEATURE
nova_plushie: Look you have 2 options. Breathe or Read. Pick one
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGARBO_TK vicksyTrash_SG
sethtriggs: That is some great devving
Atarra: quick, somebody get a translator!
TehAmelie: how well do you hear with a gas mask on?
BrassWingman: I can't understand you, I'm wearing my gas mask!
BusTed: The captions are diagetic.
Thefluffiestguineapig: What?
CodeIndigo: I don't speak russian but this sounds like "ha ha, we got them to put on the gas mask for no reason"
Alness49: Is that one of the new ones?
quantum_bandit: uh I think he said there's semen in you gas mask filter
wildpeaks: ah yes, very normal human sound
noSmokeFire: twitter?
Violet__Violence: i'm using that
nova_plushie: so X?
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I'm in twitch chat game, way ahead of yoiu\
sethtriggs: AND there's an oxygen meter
DEATHlikescats: Lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: An O2 meter??
Wicker_Guide: do we add that to advice?
DEATHlikescats: So true
Lizardman175: new !badadvice?
NightValien28: excuse you, its xitter
Texan_Reverend: !mastodon
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Toxic hell is also the US job market
Violet__Violence: someone add that to the advice lmao
TimIAm: Honey wake up, new LRRBot response just dropped
TXC2: I don't know, 76 used to a good long life
KBKarma: I think it's a maze?
Earthenone: or speak russian i guess
nova_plushie: Knowing would just make it worse
Rhynerd: At least the oxygen seems to be going very slowly
sethtriggs: Are they saying the gas mask is also SCBA?
LadyLockwood92: Boo
KBKarma: Lotta dead duders.
WearingCats_CwC: I think the only thing I've ever seen Beat Takeshi in was that live action Ghost in the Shell movie
Violet__Violence: those guys look crispy as hell
Chichen: GYAS
LordZarano: @TimIAm LRRBot already has "Go to the subreddit" as badadvice
sethtriggs: Random tile along with stone walls, OK
CodeIndigo: that's the "after" picture for the folks who didn't laugh at the joke
DoodlestheGreat: I think it's just "negotiate the maze before time (oxygen) runs out.
Drasvin: !badadvice
LRRbot: Punch the stone.
wildpeaks: at least it has light
Violet__Violence: bye?
KBKarma: Spike trap!
NewtyNewts: Huh.
KBKarma: Surprise!
Chichen: i make sure to put green food dye in my poison gas
BITs19_: !advice
LRRbot: Go left.
RealGamerCow: with traps!
SymphonicLolita: got got
sethtriggs: Love too have random gas canisters strewn about
GhostofJeffGoldblum: should have played around it
LurkerSpine: !game bad
Metric_Furlong: filled with poison *and spike traps
DigitalSeahorse: go left 5 seconds ago
TheMerricat: Chat, I'm looking forward to becoming an evil villain if only for the fact that they all apparently are issued huge ass underground complexes to hold their evil shit. Real estate is expensive!
noSmokeFire: spikes are like poison
silverxX59: hi gram hi alex does anyone remember the first WP game?
sethtriggs: Wow surprised that old computer is able to be on
Umandsf: Hello, boys. Long time since I’ve been at a live stream.
KBKarma: @TheMerricat I know! How did this guy get all that money?
Earthenone: many of us remember prayer warriors fondly
Bahumot: Prayer Warriors was perfect.
matthaus_c: stand against the garbage
DigitalSeahorse: oh it was the 1st
Wicker_Guide: @TheMerricat unfortunately you've stumbled into why evil villainy is usually a generational wealth thing. You need to already have the resources otherwise you're just a regular thug
KV1NN4: A legendary stream that changed many lives
RealGamerCow: That might have been Cameron's first "Pardonfuck?"
mwlsn: "Okay, there's a bat firing lasers, we know that much"
RealGamerCow: on camera
wildpeaks: truly a GOTY
NoOne_OfConsequence: What's the cheat code for mazes? Always turn left?
Dog_of_Myth: Toxic hell, Some stay dry and others feel the pain
iris_of_ether: I have absolutely shown people the Prayer Warriors stream. *All* of it
Metric_Furlong: the devil, and Simon B Goth's Wizard Unversity
Earthenone: i think you failed a perception save
TXC2: It's kinda shocking how good the music in that and zoo race were :p
ButButTheJesus: ok why did adblock plus open 45 tabs to tell me it updated
Metric_Furlong: @iris_of_ether same
SymphonicLolita: 9 years later I FINALLY went back and watched the full vod for that a few weeks ago...what an absolute trip
Thatwasademo: this sure is a hazy maze cave
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Would you ever consider revisiting Prayer Warriors, maybe as a charity stream?
TimIAm: @Metric_Furlong That's where I buy my drugs!
doubledbear: Prayer warriors is like those Ghibli movies made for Ghibli
frank_the_great: My favorite bad games are the ones that fly too close to the sun, like this one
nova_plushie: This happen to all of us. To all of us
They_Are_Alyx: No David Bowie trying to lure me away from my mortal responsibilities? This is a 0/10 labyrinth.
doubledbear: before*
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wildpeaks: by the way, on a scale of 1 to 10, how addicted are you to BG3 ?
Greyah: The gas mask is really heavy you see.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: jjust like real life!
quantum_bandit: it's a very heavy mask
Juliamon: ButButTheJesus because it's a bad adblocker, uBlock Origin is better
KBKarma: You do not.
Mudkipology: Wasn't Prayer Warriors supposed to be part 1 of a larger series that never went anywhere?
DigitalSeahorse: it just ways so much :P
PixelArtDragon: A key? This IS a horror game!
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nightshadeqx: I suffered multiple damages from these games
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mwlsn: the gas mask suppresses subtitles and leg strength
ButButTheJesus: @Juliamon ah TIL, thanks!
TehAmelie: haven't seen an item pickup prompt just say "key" since Walden and the Werewolf
KBKarma: Ooo, self-cleaning ded duders.
offbeatwitch: im sure thats fine
sethtriggs: The key is so heavy you breathe harder
KBKarma: Goodbye!
sophieghost: Prayer Warriors was the Takeshi's motorcycle accident that plunged us into this madness
frank_the_great: Rip o7
wildpeaks: ah yes, for a midnight snack
Rhynerd: Damn! The Gas!
Lord_Hosk: You should have gone the other way clearly
LordZarano: New death message just dropped
TehAmelie: one breath and dead
TXC2: success?
Boon_33: who filled this building with poison gas? and why did the FSB do it?
sethtriggs: No oxygen refresh that would be fair and fun
frank_the_great: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
TwoSenses: you got close enough
LordZarano: Orr not, OK!
TXC2: Boon_33 Putin, and Putin
nova_plushie: What did you not like choking on toxic gas?
Rhynerd: Guess we just held our breath and finished the course?
warpstonewarlock: Praise the underwater sun
GhostValv: we take those?
wildpeaks: "praise the dark sun"
RealGamerCow: maybe you were just supposed to get the key?
VrolikSyndrome: Maybe it just considers picking up the key as a success.
margieargie: I think you BARELY made the success point
Lord_Hosk: What are we supposed to do?
quantum_bandit: yeah it says cock
Nigouki: it is!
TXC2: and now we've trapped the demon
sethtriggs: Mission: Go all the way
Izandai: mattlrLul
Lord_Hosk: The notes are unclear
GreatWahooney: it is
evilspoons983: developer self-insert?
matthaus_c: yeah, the H.R.E.N. earlier was a dick pun
frank_the_great: E
SymphonicLolita: "50k cells in your body die while you're waiting for this to load"
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BillTheCat: Eleventy-two wow
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SymphonicLolita: well played game
KBKarma: Wow. This game is shit.
Rhynerd: You can throw the notes?
doubledbear: Clearly we're not russian enough for these jokes
SymphonicLolita: The Incident(tm)
frank_the_great: We haven't been the same, since the incident
noSmokeFire: his note-taking was never the same after The Incident
DaxStrife: Knife Time (tm)!
Feriority: Whatever you do, stay inside, and don't think about The Incident
frank_the_great: Q
tsp397: Those are certainly options
Thefluffiestguineapig: Only with things like the Noodle Incident is that valid
ButButTheJesus: Amnesia: The Bunker has "This thing I've done... this thing, this THING!"
sethtriggs: Was it a Noodle Incident though?
arkham1981: I hope shes in STABle condition
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Picard, his pie unsweetened.
KBKarma: Ah, fuck it up enough, and you die.
ButButTheJesus: needs pineapple
Laserbeaks_Fury: Temba, his arms wide
TXC2: SHAKA, when the walls fell!
CodeIndigo: The anti-john wick
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Metric_Furlong: dunno how I feel about the direction Trivia Muder Party 3's taken, tbh
wildpeaks: is it 99 gaz baloons ?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I genuinely have sat here with my mouth hanging open confused
silverxX59: task failed sucessfully
Violet__Violence: the among us noise is weirdly offputting lol
GapFiller: eyyy 666 viewers
Boon_33: @Laserbeaks_Fury Darmok! Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: It's badly designed, not just bad
Bassios: You failed, so you get to proceed. I wonder what would have happened if you'd passed the test
frank_the_great: It won't work with all bad guys, but if you get some bad guys a dog, I'm sure they'll be better
Chichen: it's bad but at least it lets you progress i guess
SymphonicLolita: it's....over-technical?
GhostValv: compellingly bad
TXC2: a body at 42c is denatering the meat inside of it :p
YawnLance: Also this is somehow a sequel, which is baffling
artacuno53: Some of it may be translation problems in its defense
Boopity: The refreshing bads
wildpeaks: at least there is an actual game
GreatWahooney: it is indeed a different flavour of jank
Earthenone: failing forward is a nice feature for this stream
sethtriggs: This is ambitiously bad
Violet__Violence: oh god
Laserbeaks_Fury: You can have the marshmallow, but if you wait 5 minutes you can have *2*
Rhynerd: So, here we just wait 5 minutes?
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
Chichen: HUH
ButButTheJesus: wut
lirazel64: It's meant to drive you crazy...
NewtyNewts: uh....
TehAmelie: and Jigsaw doesn't have a voice distortion thingy but just a really bad mic
frank_the_great: We've got jokes
wildpeaks: well this escalated quickly
Masslost: oh so this is the jigsaw from wish
sethtriggs: Also LOL you get multiple dubious facts per loadscreen
GhostValv: ???
mulligan2six: I wanna play a game. Now read this poem and answer my trivia questions.
Mudkipology: E
nova_plushie: press e to pull?
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAAAAT
ButButTheJesus: wat
CodeIndigo: oh, this is MUCH worse
sethtriggs: LEWD
wildpeaks: suddenly feel like playing Jalopy
littleunknownn: pkmnEyes
GhostValv: amazonPumpkinDance
KBKarma: Press E to toot your horn.
Boon_33: TOS
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGARBO_TK
NewtyNewts: So, was this the Jokes they mentioned?
Tempest2097: This is certainly a choice gameplay wise.
DEATHlikescats: The lamest joke
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Press X to unholster that cock
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunNut
MAPBoardgames: What the BUS did I walk into?
Bassios: Instructions unclear, dick caught in plug socket
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richard_ermen: Finally a fitting moment for that "Mature Audience" tag
Bahumot: That phrase is going to show up in Loading Ready Live, asking if it was made up by AI
sethtriggs: Rock out with your cock out I guess
frank_the_great: Conveniently presented from the waist up
ArcadeEngineer: are the jokes translating really poorly or just also terrible in russian
iDangero: This is closer to trivia murder party than saw I feel. ‘You died! But can still win?’
TXC2: ArcadeEngineer yes
KBKarma: Strem ded?
sethtriggs: Are we on hold?
nova_plushie: Chill music to whip your dick out too.
baltimore_667083: instructions unclear, dick has collapsed into a singularity
KBKarma: Strem bak
Anaerin: Instructions unclear: Richard Nixon moved 30' to the left
TXC2: KBKarma still ok here
Snowcookies: this are some very out of context weird things to say
sethtriggs: Can I speak to a supervisor?
NewtyNewts: Dante
Thefluffiestguineapig: What is going on?
Rhynerd: On the Verge II: The game where you stumble in the dark wondering how to pull your dick out.
Metric_Furlong: @Snowcookies welcome to W+P
EOstby: Stand against the Satan!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh yeah his dick was huge
EricTheOrange: yeah satans giant wang
GhostofJeffGoldblum: and he had a massive prince albert
KBKarma: Alex, spoilers!
Lysander_salamander: :D
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: That sounds amazing
Tempest2097: Dante's Inferno was fuckin hilarious
GhostValv: hyper dong
DaxStrife: Good real-time hog mechanics.
Tempest2097: "HISTORICALLY ACCURATE" to a fuckin fanfiction about Hell.
GapFiller: remember Graham Paul and Brad got to see that live onstream for our amusement
wildpeaks: fun for the whole family
TXC2: and you can see that in GPLP that graham and Paul did YEARS! ago
MAPBoardgames: Nah, the devil dick was moving in bullet time too, it just doo that
Wicker_Guide: Dante's Inferno would probably have made a good game for this series TBH
nova_plushie: i o and u?
GapFiller: actually no it wasnt a live stream
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Bahumot: He's going to drop us a sliding block puzzle and Alex will Alt-F4.
Laserbeaks_Fury: IKEA
SquareDotCube: Dante's Inferno Unskippable revisit when?
sporkraptor: this guy is just really lonely and wants a buddy but he's bad at making friends
TXC2: GapFiller it was a series of youtube videos
dougma: A E K
sporkraptor: also he owns an apparently endless amount of real estate
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Feriority: It's the bad place
KBKarma: Wrong entry.
Earthenone: !advice
LRRbot: Don't do surgery on your friends.
noSmokeFire: tip: don't die
sethtriggs: I worry that some of the tags will be Cyrillic
frank_the_great: It's got Portal 2 facility vibes
ButButTheJesus: try not youre dead
MehallD: Don't Dead. Open Inside.
gsyhiap: Simply be less dead
Boon_33: you were doing well, till everyone died.
DanielJennaGrouse: very livist
Bassios: Instructions unclear, life stuck in plug socket
GapFiller: since people are no doubt kurious Graham Paul (and Brad) playing the end of Dante Inferno
AdamYMHMI: I feel like it's Trivia Murder Party but worse
Violet__Violence: simply don't die 5head
warpstonewarlock: Reg Shoe will be angry
KBKarma: Yeah.
Bearudite: awake?
KBKarma: Scrabble!
Noy2222: I'm confused. Is coal bad?
GapFiller: Paul: "let us descend unto greater woe" there is no greater woe! we are at the bottom of the woe!"
MehallD: is the word gonna be in russian
Earthenone: will it be a russian word?
Lord_Hosk: but the word will be in russian
richard_ermen: @GapFiller I recently saw that GPLP. That was ....a trip.
arkham1981: try dickbutt
Snowcookies: "try to not be dead" - every gamer's fave advice
Thefluffiestguineapig: I watched that!
MAPBoardgames: The word is in Cyrillic. Good luck.
Thefluffiestguineapig: It was very funny
WearingCats_CwC: Hake?
GapFiller: Graham: yeh I cannot think of any worse woe than having to hookshot Satans floppy hairy donkey dick!
DEATHlikescats: Like an Asylum Films version of Trivia Murder Party
MAPBoardgames: I don't know, I'm guessing
kynelwynn: Dante's Inferno was like, what if God of War, but set in Hell and with gratuitous tits
quantum_bandit: might be a russian N though
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margieargie: If it's in Cyrillic that'd be the same as an N though
TXC2: and then you did Cursed Cursade which was...intresting
Boon_33: let's hope it's an english word and not a russian word
Lord_Hosk: thake
flatluigi: let's hope this word is an english one
Rhynerd: Kaeth
KV1NN4: Murder aside this would be a kindda legit escape room?
Yolysses: Is the word you’re spelling going to be in English?
silverxX59: shadows of the damned is also a game like that
Mattmitchell45: It felt like the Dante's Inferno game was trying and not trying in equal measures
Wicker_Guide: Kathe
NewtyNewts: Thake.
doubledbear: Saw if jigsaw never shut up
0x6772: The Ka
richard_ermen: Haket
DigitalSeahorse: THICK E
KBKarma: Theka
frank_the_great: What were the letters again?
Greyah: This guy has a lotta anvils just kicking around, huh.
DigitalSeahorse: oh
gsyhiap: Eat HK
GapFiller: TXC2 it was bad inna totally dfft way that upset Brad for totally dfft reasons
Thefluffiestguineapig: @KV1NN4 If you had someone give it a once over absolutely. This is first draft
GapFiller: it was great
offbeatwitch: the k is worrying
GhostofJeffGoldblum: K Heat
richard_ermen: Hekat
flatluigi: oh no that's definitely cyrillic
DaxStrife: If it wasn't for the "K" I was thinking it would be "Death."
Rhynerd: A E K T H
DEATHlikescats: Keath
raulghoulia: maybe it's an r not an a
Wicker_Guide: Hekate?
TXC2: GapFiller indeed
Anaerin: AEKHT or REKHT, you can't spell anything with just those letters.
flatluigi: the A by the door looks like the cyrillic letter
noSmokeFire: R makes things much worse
kusinohki: meows
Rhynerd: hearth?
lirazel64: H is N in Cyrillic.
SymphonicLolita: oh is that Д
sethtriggs: Ohhhhhhhhhhh that's not nice
quantum_bandit: H is N in cyrillic though
m_logan2000: top of light
KBKarma: The keypad is English, though.
MAPBoardgames: Get REKT-H
Gizmoloid: definitely not a cyrilic D
m_logan2000: D
TXC2: "put it in H!"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Wicker_Guide If this Jigsaw rip off is invoking her she isn't going to punish the player, this Jigsaw wannabee is fucked
richard_ermen: We forgot the D!
offbeatwitch: e and d
Chronomagistrate: death
DEATHlikescats: Death
bytecaster: We found the D
RealGamerCow: Give em the D
margieargie: Ah, this is definity Latin letters then
sporkraptor: aahahahaaah
NewtyNewts: Hakted
Anaerin: "Death" doesn't use the K.
DigitalSeahorse: K Death
KBKarma: I think the K is a red herring.
gsyhiap: K hated
Lord_Hosk: Death leaves off the K
flatluigi: dekath
GhostofJeffGoldblum: a red kerring
Wicker_Guide: @Thefluffiestguineapig tbh that happening would make up for a lot of this nonsense
argentslipstream: through yonder window breaks, tis the D and juliet is the Sun
sporkraptor: funny joke
TehAmelie: more original than the game Evil i guess
DigitalSeahorse: k
ButButTheJesus: cool
frank_the_great: Boo
richard_ermen: Our enemy is Brian Michael?
KV1NN4: How breath-takingly edgy
gsyhiap: oh, k?
PuddleOfWeird: K
sethtriggs: Wow
Boon_33: to not die you must type death, very funny in soviet russia.
3cbb: final
DEATHlikescats: Brian Michael be dis?
JosephDeath: I mean he did mention scrabble, and you don't HAVE to use all your tiles?
MAPBoardgames: Or is 'Death' spelled with 6 letters in Cyrillic?
KBKarma: Uh oh. He's sorry.
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
Noy2222: Good joke, streamer
SymphonicLolita: lrrSPOOP
DEATHlikescats: *Bendis?
bytecaster: Patch note: We added a k as a comedy joke!
MrQBear: what
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Wicker_Guide For real a goddess famous for being irritable on her good days utterly unleashing on this asshole would be amazing
nova_plushie: Metal gear
sporkraptor: funny joke?
RealGamerCow: That would be SO LOUD
Boon_33: now that's funny!
Manae: Suddenly, Metal Gear
NewtyNewts: Now we're in the Portal level where they introduce turrets!
quantum_bandit: oh there's a convenient desert eagle
Anaerin: A weapon to surpass Metal Gear!
DigitalSeahorse: "Are you still there?"
pn55: Sudden turret!
Bahumot: Is this a weapon to surpass Metal Gear?
sethtriggs: Uh huh!
richard_ermen: Now comes the clearly well-fitting and tested shooting section
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Michael where did you even GET this
DigitalSeahorse: xD
raulghoulia: what game would you replay if that added in new jokes?
Metric_Furlong: @KBKarma y'know, the turret shop
SymphonicLolita: just a regular day in novosibirsk
ButButTheJesus: ♪ aRe YoU tHeRe? ♪
TehAmelie: military surplus store?
Tom_Bruise: shoot the cord, it's the only way
TXC2: how did they get this in here?
Thefluffiestguineapig: How did he afford this realestate?
Drasvin: Soviet military surplus?
DigitalSeahorse: we have no cube
Gizmoloid: Oh yeah a chemist zombie maniac can also make automatic TURRETS
AtomicAlchemical: Portal if our turrets were bigger
nova_plushie: Colonel whats a russian Gun... turret doing here?
frank_the_great: You've got a gun that makes holes
MAPBoardgames: In Soviet Russia, Portals think with YOU!
bytecaster: The classic saying: "Trick or Rush"
EricTheOrange: @RealGamerCow yeah that's something games don't get right. firearms in enclosed spaces are defeningly loud
Lord_Hosk: come on that caliber at this range, just the mussel blast would cause damage
Wicker_Guide: @Thefluffiestguineapig "AND THIS" *tears out tongue* "IS FOR" *Tears off ear" "THE PUNS!" *head explodes*
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silverxX59: at ANY cost
MAPBoardgames: use GUN on PROBLEM
Thefluffiestguineapig: World building!
KBKarma: You are really tough if you can survive a direct shot from that thing.
offbeatwitch: apply gun directly to forehead
raulghoulia: regenerating health and infinite bullets
GhostofJeffGoldblum: what....
nova_plushie: This turret is aim botting
TXC2: Lord_Hosk in this room, the concussion blast alone could kill us
Bearudite: shoot out the lights?
Featherweight_: Ah a classic time at the old abandoned auto turret hospital
Thefluffiestguineapig: Your guess is as good as mine
Simriel: Also apparently we can survive being shot by like a 20mm cannon
Wondermoo: lrrFINE
Tom_Bruise: what an interesting predicament
bytecaster: I feel a human will always loose a DPS race against something made of metal
doubledbear: I looked way and now we have a gun?
sethtriggs: Oh this is so broken
sethtriggs: A clock?
KBKarma: Oh hey, you dieded.
frank_the_great: F
DigitalSeahorse: LOL
GhostofJeffGoldblum: you're doubld dead
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
gsyhiap: Simply be less dead
Koios7: succinHead
CodeIndigo: maybe shoot the propane tank?
LurkerSpine: I think it shot the propaneG
Thefluffiestguineapig: Those are such weird triggers
nova_plushie: maybe shoot the propane tanks?
Tom_Bruise: What? You're dying? Not while you're dying you're not!
Violet__Violence: yo dawg we heard you like dying
KBKarma: Oh, that's the timer. It's a bomb.
TemporallyAwry: Achievement Unlocked LUL
iris_of_ether: benginRip benginRip
DigitalSeahorse: I'm tested by episodes too
sethtriggs: Ewwwww crawly things
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TemporallyAwry But are there trading cards?
RealGamerCow: Look at the big brain on Brad!
raulghoulia: what are the odds?
Bearudite: excuse for gun take
Boon_33: whelp, no more gun.
doubledbear: Now you're thinking with portals- er i mean...
silverxX59: guns jammed better just throw it away
CaptainSpam: Aw man, you got the brain gears. Had a buddy who had that once. Never was the same again, not with them brain gears.
Tom_Bruise: well that was nice having the gun for one room
sethtriggs: Oh noooo
silverxX59: i guess
Lithobraker: @simriel can't get lead poisoning if there's no flesh where the bullet hit left.
sethtriggs: Maybe it is going to become Sokoban
Thefluffiestguineapig: Deserter is a weird word
Violet__Violence: wat
Metric_Furlong: do you not?
nova_plushie: how dark is your ass?
Lord_Hosk: LOL you fired 15 rounds before, no problem but this time its irrepiarably jammed after 1 shot.
undecided44: No further questions, please.
bytecaster: Well maybe by a lamp for your ass then
doubledbear: That is where the sun don't shine
bytecaster: *buy
Wicker_Guide: Did you number 2 yourself?
MAPBoardgames: How about that standing lamp?
Gekyouryuu: Oh, off topic, Graham you might enjoy knowing one of the daily quests from the "daily quests" tumblr account: "add *Kurt Angle* to *The Mix*"
silverxX59: "boxes"
sethtriggs: those are quite clearly drawers!
lirazel64: Setting the place on fire comes to mind
LordZarano: "Where the sun don't shine"
Seth_Erickson: Well Graham in answer to your Question; Had you considered how dark his ass is whenever he's wearing underwear/pants?
gsyhiap: Well at least we know that it won't be in the box labelled 'K'...?
Seth_Erickson: Always pretty dark in that case I think
nova_plushie: can your interact with the turret?
Bearudite: hold and pull drawers?
Lord_Hosk: Can you find a flashlight... or something
arkham1981: Perineum sunning is apparently very good for you though
electra310: Using my new Instant Pot for the first time, making beef stew while I watch garbage day. I'm destined for glorious dinner or terrible soup-on-ceiling mess in the kitchen. :D
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sethtriggs: Makes me think of Hunt Down the Freeman
Tom_Bruise: well, at least our trusty friend Boxes Prompt will never leave our side
Thefluffiestguineapig: I can't see shit
ayyken0: Better translation should be *in my ass i reckon
Thefluffiestguineapig: Why is it so dark all the sudden?
Earthenone: can we turn brigthness up maybe?
TXC2: arkham1981 I thought that was some bro science bullshit?
TheMerricat: Did they already see the "Find a flashlight" prompt chat? I had to run downstairs....
Lithobraker: "it's as dark as my ass" has lost some meaning ever since the advent of perineum sunning
Boon_33: @TheMerricat yes
sethtriggs: "Find a flashlight or something," does the lamp count as something?
Lord_Hosk: LOL
gsyhiap: LUL
MAPBoardgames: I love boxes, I think they're Crate!
richard_ermen: Hitbox unclear
raulghoulia: trapped by gameplay
Thefluffiestguineapig: NO
sethtriggs: This game is pure, molten hate
Lord_Hosk: You found a flashlight or something
arkham1981: @TXC2 I saw it on Tiktok so it has to be real
Thefluffiestguineapig: The tiny event trigger
nova_plushie: the drawr is shy
0x6772: What's the note say, one wonders.
95 raiders from SergeYager have joined!
bytecaster: Is this what they mean by pixel hunting?
Tom_Bruise: well what the game's not telling you is that they glued the flashlight to the drawer
SnackPak_: sergeHeart sergePrideLove sergePrideLove sergeHeart
empyreon: you cannot get ye flashlight
Earthenone: pixel perfect flashlight accquisition
joallthedogs: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
TXC2: hello raiders
silverxX59: we found the flashlight now we need the or something
QuixoticScrivener: maybe the note is instructions?
sethtriggs: We love pixel hunts!
gsyhiap: Mmmm... UI design, we've heard of it.
raulghoulia: hello raiders
Gizmoloid: The note says "Wish you got screwed by dogs"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey Serge!
Lord_Hosk: The note says "Screw you"
Violet__Violence: serge!
LurkerSpine: hola Yagerians
LadyLockwood92: Welcome Raiders~
Thefluffiestguineapig: Welcome to this shit!
Shadowsoflife: o/
Wicker_Guide: this is NOT a family safe game
Diabore: this game is shit!
Boon_33: PridePog
SnackPak_: how exciting
0011110000110011: or something
bytecaster: Hey, we cannot pick up a flash light!
quantum_bandit: the note says "may you get attacked by dogs"
Tempest2097: This game is such terrible garbage
Thefluffiestguineapig: That they can see on stream!
TheMerricat: Unfortunately "On the Verge" is a Destiny mission of some sort so I can't help any with walkthroughs. :P
MehallD: Goog translate says "So the dogs will fuck you"
sethtriggs: Is the flashlight held by an ant?
Pharmacistjudge: We had to do math
Thefluffiestguineapig: You cannot get ye flashlight
Lithobraker: "find a flashlight or something" is a much less iconic that MRE's "rock or something "
JoeKim: i believe in you alex
bytecaster: What if the note reads: "Bet you can't pick this up, huh"
kusinohki: you cannot get ye flask
Zyrconium: My google translate went for: "What dogs are eating you?"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Not normal video game math, even worse
Cptasparagus: the bottom drawer looks more highlighted
0x6772: Please, Graham, they're clearly boxes not drawers, it says so right in the prompt.
coolbond: does any other button work?
raulghoulia: also the jokes might offend but we put on a mask that obscures them
Cptasparagus: like in cartoons where you know whats about to change
MrSarkhan: LUL
SnackPak_: he warned us
JoeKim: personal "Friend"
GhostofJeffGoldblum: they knew the risks.
NewtyNewts: It's a tool for self-validation
ghyllnox: "Personal massager"
Diabore: do it graham
Lord_Hosk: a personal Flash light Graham?
CaptainSpam: Well, Serge's chat knows what it was getting itself into.
Pharmacistjudge: Yes you can
QuixoticScrivener: are we sure its an object and not just decoration?
Ravynn: We were warned about your lascivious ways
nova_plushie: when has that ever stopped anyone on LRR?
ButButTheJesus: serge chat too pure
SymphonicLolita: s/flashlight/fleshlight ?
Crokoking: he glued the flashlight into the drawer to mess with you :P
Pharmacistjudge: Serge gives warnings
DigitalSeahorse: mind, pls focus on the garbo
Ravynn: LOL well there goes that seal
DoodlestheGreat: I believe the polite term is "onahole."
Boon_33: this boss is worse than the turret.
CaptainSpam: We haven't even confirmed this IS a flashlight!
rosesmcgee: I had that bug in BG3 recently
sethtriggs: LOL those monitors have no wires
JoeKim: maybe it's not a flashlight
Lord_Hosk: Its a Personal Flash Light for if the power goes out when you are home alone and you need to entertain yourself.
JoeKim: maybe it's a weight
Gekyouryuu: Maybe there's a second flashlight elsewhere?
TheWriterAleph: True Quality ChefFrank
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyTrash_SG
artacuno53: it must not be the flashlight
nova_plushie: the true test was to pick up a flashlight
Juliamon: I'm guessing the "or something" is relevant
MDK_Marshal: I suspect that the "Move On" objective is just the developer telling you to play a different game :D
sethtriggs: This really IS Hunt Down the Freeman!
quantum_bandit: ye cannot get ye flashlight
Tom_Bruise: we were so close, but couldn't solve the puzzle of the flashlight that's glued to the drawer
DigitalSeahorse: no way to pick other levels?
m_logan2000: Why dont you simply pick up the flashlight gamer
gsyhiap: This game left us in the dark lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
TehAmelie: the badness is spreading out from the flashlight into its surroundings
accountmadeforants: One of the other quests is "Move on" :)
DigitalSeahorse: no guides that don't say pick up flashlight?
TheMerricat: So just a heads up, even if you got through this there are apparently numerous endings and most of the good ones involve having found a gun at the very stop.
Boon_33: Wuality wussian wengineering.
frank_the_great: If it were me, I would pick up the flashlight
GhostofJeffGoldblum: look at you, gamer. panting and sweating as you run through this derelict office building.
TheMerricat: Unfortunately "On the Verge" is a Destiny mission of some sort so I can't help any with walkthroughs. :P
JoeKim: simply do the thing 4head
gsyhiap: Ooh that's meta gaming!
bytecaster: Skill issue, I guess
TheMerricat: start
DigitalSeahorse: at the very stop
Earthenone: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
TXC2: !break
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WearingCats_CwC: I will take a break to investigate the loud crashing sound from my kitchen
TXC2: Right chat I'm off
Boon_33: @TXC2 byeee
ButButTheJesus: @TXC2 o/
Earthenone: @WearingCats_CwC spoilers its cats
Texan_Reverend: See you later @txc2
Thefluffiestguineapig: Have a good one TXC2!
TheMerricat: @TXC2 Have a good one!
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Graham and Alex
DEATHlikescats: Thank ye for your service @txc2
Diabore: spoilers
NewtyNewts: No music allowed.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @WearingCats_CwC Hope it's just silly cats and nothing bad?
DigitalSeahorse: lol
Juliamon: refuse
TheWriterAleph: gotcha
artacuno53: I will not disregard it, you cant make me
BITs19_: noise will not be disregarded
ButButTheJesus: make me
midnightcurryjazz: lrrJUDGECALL
Commander_Taz: o7 disregarrded
ReachW: Disregard what noise?
raulghoulia: I Will regard It
NorthstarTex: noise? what noise?
coolbond: the noise has been regarded
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh voxlunGeiger noise detected
Texan_Reverend: !prime
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DigitalSeahorse: oh hi ads
Texan_Reverend: !store
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Gekyouryuu: Instructions unclear, signing letter "warmest disregards"
DigitalSeahorse: 1:12 left of ads
3and4fifths: I en garde the noise
DigitalSeahorse: use Old Spice, got it
DigitalSeahorse: Pokerstars
TheMerricat: Since the game is over - - I like that one of the 'features' listed for the game is "The game was made by Oleg Sheyko."
DigitalSeahorse: Brita
Juliamon: Like I said earlier, dev thinks they're Kojima
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Mazrae: Noo I missed an hour of garbage, was it good
DigitalSeahorse: Axe but I was told to use Old Spice, use both, got it
KBKarma: That was fast.
Texan_Reverend: !Mastodon
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DigitalSeahorse: woo bubbly
KBKarma: @Mazrae Nope.
LordZarano: Regards, Noise
Juliamon: it was *something* Mazrae
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mazrae Depends what you mean by "good"
MAPBoardgames: I'm back! And welcome.
nova_plushie: did you compleate your quest of moving on?
CanPlayGames: Full of Soup?
BusTed: drawfeGoodjoke
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
sethtriggs: That's a name
NewtyNewts: Fully protected booty.
warpstonewarlock: Excuse me?
TheWriterAleph: Toasty!
Tom_Bruise: this has to be some sort of bioshock ripoff
IbunWest: I love heated seats
Shadowsoflife: what?
coolbond: soooo... wooly underwear?
Nigouki: top is Play
baltimore_667083: what in the hot crispy kentucky fried fuck is that name
quantum_bandit: oh more russian
Nigouki: secong is setting
MAPBoardgames: uhhh...
DigitalSeahorse: Descriptive Text Title
LadyLockwood92: Might be other games by the studio?
sethtriggs: Love to Design
Astra7525: Not gonna turn on sound?
Thefluffiestguineapig: NOOO
sethtriggs: wut
MehallD: music and sounds were turned off fyi
Thefluffiestguineapig: Get out of my face!!!!!!
DigitalSeahorse: we look mostly naked
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TehAmelie: ooh, this is like some of those super conceptual games we've seen
LordZarano: They made their own models!
sethtriggs: Is that a body condom?
Boon_33: #IsThisNudity
GhostofJeffGoldblum: is this man naked or are his clothes simply maded out of flesh
quantum_bandit: is there no sound?
DigitalSeahorse: not insulated at the bottom so far
ReachW: You have an important mission: go sanic speed
Juliamon: It was in the settings
Tom_Bruise: "Your mission is to restore the texture quality of my skin"
Gekyouryuu: Plank. For when you're board
DanielJennaGrouse: there was a sound check box in the settings
coolbond: sound was disabled
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: sound unchecked after language change
Astra7525: You have to check the option for "sound" and "music" in the options menu
coolbond: in the menue
Bahumot: I was in a meeting. Are we still in the Cheap Russian Saw?
ArcadeEngineer: are these extremely low quality knockoffs of half life 2 things?
evilspoons983: bottom of the sea?
TehAmelie: 2:1 sound is only in russian
sethtriggs: This is an amazing aspect ratio
KBKarma: That is certainly a model.
Gizmoloid: The dev just doesn't know difference between insulate and isolate
Thefluffiestguineapig: Those movements are cursed
DigitalSeahorse: oh now at least our bottom is insulated
Thefluffiestguineapig: Are we controlling it now?
CAKHost: What is Dark Winter?
DoodlestheGreat: That was a bosom so badly textured it failed to break TOS...
Thefluffiestguineapig: You had to turn the sounds on????????????
ButButTheJesus: wowwww
LadyLockwood92: We had not turned on the sounds.
jessieimproved: music and sound off by default, bold choice
sethtriggs: That's some faith in your SFX
DigitalSeahorse: tactical
bytecaster: Green Arial floating in the world as a tutorial, truly the pure W+P experience.
quantum_bandit: is that STALKER?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: someone get Iron Pineapple on the line
artacuno53: they look like baloons
SpacePotato01: those are inflatable guns
kumatsu: one gun for scavs one gun for pmcs
TemporallyAwry: Can something be surreal AND nightmare fuel?
Overman27: Remnant 2 doesn't look... great...
raulghoulia: shoots silver bullets
RealGamerCow: are those monkey ears on the helmet?
Marvoleath: Witcher 2077
LadyLockwood92: Shotgun for Humans, Machine Gun for Monsters
Tom_Bruise: that's your monster gun, and that's your glitch gun
JoeKim: wouldn't it be easier to just have magazines
quantum_bandit: stalker 2 looks cool
eric_christian_berg: Well, silver bullets aren't cheap. Don't want to waste them on mens.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TemporallyAwry Provably yes
LathosTiran: both are for monsters
sethtriggs: Music is atmospheric
JoeKim: silver mag vs lead mag
DigitalSeahorse: double butt gun
offbeatwitch: really loving the smoothed guns
DigitalSeahorse: double gun
KBKarma: I don't think they like you.
A_Dub888: Hi everyone, what level of garbage are we on?
Simriel: Was that... Freddy Krueger?
Boon_33: I hope you go akimbo with these
Thefluffiestguineapig: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! I have many opinions about Peeps.
SymphonicLolita: they bullied you
WalkingProfanity: It is a slap fight
sethtriggs: Oh that is some crunchy performance
TehAmelie: it's not enough to just have silver tipped bullets or something, you need a gun made of solid silver for the monsters
NorthstarTex: !advice
LRRbot: Fail upwards.
ButButTheJesus: @A_Dub888 about 5 or 6 my dude
KBKarma: @A_Dub888 Hilariously, this is actually *better* than the last one.
evilspoons983: @A_Dub888 unclear
nova_plushie: you look like a melted action figure
DigitalSeahorse: pewpew
JoeKim: are . . you killing hobos?
jessieimproved: Just so I'm clear, we did not actually get an objective
Drathak: the roll lol
TheMerricat: Other games listed by this dev, on Steam, chat are: "Second Person: Secret Laboratory","Survivter"," Word of mouth stories","Monsters, Briefcase and Road". and "Seeking Revenge".
Boon_33: @LRRbot remarkably prescient
sethtriggs: You have wedgie-guard pants
Thefluffiestguineapig: @jessieimproved Correct? I think?
RealGamerCow: I love the "dive on the floor" THEN somersault
NullColaShip: Woah, the "press q" text was both on the wall and between us and the camera
Nigouki: you're firing WITH YOUR MIND
accountmadeforants: Turns out recoil was psychological
Fanklok: It's really nice that Graham has decided to show off a game made by crash test dummies
KBKarma: Surprise!
LordZarano: Sure did make their own assets
Marvoleath: You know Ivan, the secret is to use your face to absorb the fall
GhostofJeffGoldblum: clever girl
RealGamerCow: gonna vom
SymphonicLolita: the ragdoll FBtouchdown
LadyLockwood92: He is attempting to physically enter your hitbox.
sethtriggs: Nice ragdoll
Wicker_Guide: wait, the shotgun is machine gunning?
DigitalSeahorse: fishnet slacks
nova_plushie: there blood coagulated instantly
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Marvoleath That's my secret, I'm always face diving
bytecaster: Honestly, making ragdolls easily available to devs has been a boon.
3and4fifths: I like wearing shorts during combat! They're comfy and easy to wear!
Tempest2097: That's a choice.
offbeatwitch: charge attack!
KBKarma: You have to pump it.
ButButTheJesus: heavy trigger
Thefluffiestguineapig: @nova_plushie I think it coagulated and immediately sublimated
KBKarma: Like a Super Soaker.
Simriel: It's a Flintlock Alex, you need to wait for the pan detonation
Boon_33: Ka-maayyyy-ahhhh
GreatWahooney: imma chargin mah shotgun
TehAmelie: well they made another arena shooter with zombies that charge straight at you i guess. with original models at least
Lord_Hosk: Loot?
sethtriggs: Nice project table
bytecaster: "Just a trick of the light"
frank_the_great: Is this that Fortnite game the kids have been playing these days?
KBKarma: Don't forget to press Q!
Gekyouryuu: Shotgun with a charged attack? Sounds like a possible armored core weapon
jessieimproved: The lighting in this game is upsetting
Thefluffiestguineapig: @sethtriggs I hate there is probably a crafting system here
BITs19_: suddenly Tim Allen
nova_plushie: Never forget the basics Alex. Like pressing Q
Tempest2097: What we're doing a Juno Reactor track now?
DigitalSeahorse: graffiti appears to be sickle and hammer fist
Tom_Bruise: I should watch koyaanisqatsi or however you spell it at some point
Lord_Hosk: That was it, there are only 5 guys in the whole game, you killed them all
undecided44: Is the dante's inferno playthrough on YouTube somewhere? I was only able to turn up the cursed crusade one through the search function (YouTube mobile app).
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this another game like that one that was a game music video for an album?
HorusFive: They have guns, but no bodies
Lithobraker: Sweet new Boards of Canada track
evilspoons983: the gun sound is also out of phase between left and right channels, it's extremely unpleasant sounding
TehAmelie: "zombies gonna get ya" to the tune of "koyaanisqatsi"
offbeatwitch: it really does
DigitalSeahorse: Deemg
nova_plushie: melty action figures
cotp_dom: Dipped in paint thinner
sethtriggs: I half expected a Cool S
ButButTheJesus: @evilspoons983 thank you, I was wondering
Simriel: I was literally thinking "For 20 seconds"
DigitalSeahorse: lol
BITs19_: is that a soyjack??
Fanklok: Do we think this game would make more or less sense if sound had been on during the intro scene?
DigitalSeahorse: hehehehhe
SymphonicLolita: LUL
tehfewl: pink guy?
ButButTheJesus: "uuueeeehhhh"
EricTheOrange: are these russian wojaks?
Boon_33: the entire level was made with align to grid off.
nova_plushie: I love all the waist high walls
DigitalSeahorse: ssandWOW
Thefluffiestguineapig: That is the sound person reacting to another directors note
sethtriggs: Oh nice dangerous stairs
Thefluffiestguineapig: What are the textures?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I see steel plate
Thefluffiestguineapig: I see bricks
Thefluffiestguineapig: I see wood weirdness
bytecaster: Why have room if you can have only corridor?
cotp_dom: We need to request Alex and Graham restart the game once we're done with this game to watch the intro with sound
TehAmelie: i kind of like it. it's the Overlook Hotel of abandoned construction sites
sethtriggs: The floor is all cat box filler
Simriel: I adore buildings designed by people who have never been inside one.
Boon_33: so much work went into this, and none of it was good work.
MAPBoardgames: You need the rusty key card to proceed?
LathosTiran: flail the bullets at it
arkham1981: sounds like jokers laugh bag at the end of batman
korvys: Dev, looking at a city wistfully: "One day, I'd like to be inside one of those..."
jessieimproved: It would help if game gave you something to shoot
sethtriggs: The bullet holes were stuck in the air on th ebox
Thefluffiestguineapig: @sethtriggs I mean, yup. That explains those strange lumps
KBKarma: I'm half expecting one gun to just go "Blyat blyat blyat".
DanielJennaGrouse: I love the uniform lens flare every single of those lights has on them
Lord_Hosk: TACTICAL!
sporkraptor: I like how the last game gave so much pointless context for every single thing, and this game gives *no context information whatsoever*
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lord_Hosk Sorry, I think you mean TACTICOOL!
DigitalSeahorse: key
Mazrae: Weapons bad on Garbage Day...... Gasp!!
DigitalSeahorse: giant key
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, there was a Vermeer?
Lord_Hosk: Thats a good deal on a priceless piece of art
quantum_bandit: the billboard said "hats"
krfsm: coming to the stream and seeing "intended for certain audiences". I wonder who those audiences are?
jessieimproved: Did anyone else get the "In a tactical situation" television commercials?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or was the Girl with a Pearl Earring a spurrious reference?
sethtriggs: PING!
Gizmoloid: The poster with girl says "HATS"
Cptasparagus: he just kind of waited for you to reload
Tempest2097: Alien Pimento gun
KBKarma: That's some CLAMP-level models.
DigitalSeahorse: ssandMOD
quantum_bandit: they're like olives
sethtriggs: They have no weight when you run through them, joy!
SymphonicLolita: omg
Thefluffiestguineapig: With pimentos means they stay close to the ground
nova_plushie: why do you have glowing piss tubes on your arms
raulghoulia: did this game have backstory? I seemed to have forgotten the last hour
ReachW: That door had places to go
NewtyNewts: Ah, that sfx...
Boon_33: very agressive door
MAPBoardgames: Clipozines!
Thefluffiestguineapig: That door is done with your shit
evilspoons983: @Thefluffiestguineapig it was Vermeer-by-MS Paint
Lord_Hosk: The level designer has also never seen a door
sethtriggs: This conference room sucks
miniMacGuru: Speaking of CLAMP, I need to re-read Rayearth again.
Juliamon: krfsm That's Twitch's default "we don't have this game in our database so proceed with caution" tag, but also, yes
bytecaster: I bet the syringe is for when you need healing
NotCainNorAbel: why do they have the checkpoint background
TehAmelie: i think it's gonna turn out we died from getting hit by that door
GreatWahooney: @raulghoulia we have a mission. that's about it.
Tempest2097: Oh hey that 's Facebones from Metalocalypse!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @GreatWahooney I don't think the mission was specified
Tempest2097: That was DEFINITELY Facebones on the wall back there
Mazrae: Oh look there's my door dash order
DigitalSeahorse: that's not a real Gucci
sethtriggs: Was that a giant scaled up able?
bytecaster: That makes sense. They spent all the dev budget on the Prada lincense
Texan_Reverend: "Philip Glass's new direction is a little weird."
TehAmelie: basically a carbon copy of The Division
nova_plushie: the walls look like duct tape
Gizmoloid: LUL
HorusFive: "Consistent" "Art" "Style"
DigitalSeahorse: "style"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Are those weirdly melted cars?
dougma: it is a singular vision
Bearudite: they didn't use a tile set from unity store
Thefluffiestguineapig: In the floor somehow?
Wicker_Guide: on this show, not really
miniMacGuru: It looks like they came up with their own textures as well. I also remember my own "I'm gonna learn Blender" phase.
quantum_bandit: well I've never seen a cubist video game before
DanielJennaGrouse: look, clearly this is Russian Fallout and it looks like this because everything melted a bit when the bombs fell
SymphonicLolita: the art style is "Aero bar you left in your pocket a little too long"
SquareDotCube: they never learned how to do specular maps correctly, I recognize that shininess
DigitalSeahorse: boink
KBKarma: @dougma Shame the person who designed the city was blind.
sethtriggs: OPA!
Gizmoloid: I'm sure if look hard enough we'll find these models in an asset pack somewhere
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Bearudite Just the textures, they placed it themselves!
ReachW: "It's not just store-bought assets glued together at weird angles! 7/10, IGN"
bytecaster: Oh, is this set in the ARMS universe?
Wicker_Guide: like, I will say if this dev is 15 then I have high hopes for their future
DigitalSeahorse: DeeMG
TheWriterAleph: a GUN you say?
Wicker_Guide: they aren't, but if they were...
ScrapyardGhostTrain: "Very* good** ragdolls***"
3and4fifths: the walls remind me of Games Workshop plastic
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is there any damage indicator?
DigitalSeahorse: McDeeMG
ArcadeEngineer: both this games have had huge amounts of effort and some passion put into them, just in completely misguided ways
KBKarma: @Thefluffiestguineapig Obscured by ALex.
TemporallyAwry: Yeah - I'd take this over an asset-flip anyday. This has soul.
sethtriggs: Can you pick up more Clipozines?
TehAmelie: but is it a dark soul?
KBKarma: I like how they're just *sliding*.
sethtriggs: Ugh that vibrating is going to knock me sick
MAPBoardgames: Inject the pimentos!
HorusFive: """work"""
DigitalSeahorse: Scientific DeeMG Goes Boing
ArcadeEngineer: one of those 'guy trying to independently invent videogames' products
nova_plushie: hes really tensing up on that gun
korvys: unrelated earthquake
offbeatwitch: pressing the Jiggle button
MAPBoardgames: They got the gun action from a script designed for bows
MAPBoardgames: ?
TheMerricat: The other games this dev have put up on Steam all look like they are acid trips.
DigitalSeahorse: nice
coolbond: down into the doughnut
HorusFive: ooooh water level
GapFiller: oooh a water lvl
Tehbeard: Water temple level?
TehAmelie: oh, i think they played quite a bit of The Division before inventing this
Fanklok: Very Airport gun that kinda works vibe
evilspoons983: the load screen said something about bottom of the ocean
Fanklok: Airsoft
bytecaster: Look at us! Is this the second ever Stand type game?
sethtriggs: Oh water effects. Won't these be excellent
MAPBoardgames: cue underwater mario music.
Boon_33: the shaking is simulated tremors from daim bramage
DigitalSeahorse: insulated at the bottom
Marvoleath: Is this the hidden water level in Death Stranding?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: SOMA (2014)
KBKarma: What kind of Bublé is Alex drinkin'?
Tehbeard: Were those fish swimming in formation?
KBKarma: Grapé?
KV1NN4: those fish were so organized
kumatsu: tacti-cool
nova_plushie: the tied a rock to you to sink
korvys: Yes, the transition screen had some lore that said the base was at the bottom of the ocean
sethtriggs: You can't hit the subocean if you're already in it! *does thinking gesture*
Gizmoloid: Do you WANT to see a whale made by this dev?
bytecaster: They don't work under water
KeytarCat: @Gizmoloid very yes
Cptasparagus: everyone knows you cant shoot guns underwater
Greyah: Can you still make the camera vibrate aggressively?
SquareDotCube: running through that water like it's nothing
TheKrakenKing: @GhostofJeffGoldblum was literally just thinking of the part where your character looks into the abyss and goes "yeah....naw that would be stupid to jump"
Rhynerd: I’m deeply curious how this dev would model a whale
TheMerricat: Chat if they start in the ocean....
DanielJennaGrouse: @Gizmoloid YES? absolutely!
sporkraptor: he can't... jump?
KBKarma: @Gizmoloid It'll look like a whale from either Blades in the Dark or Dishonored [sic]
Thefluffiestguineapig: I went and cleaned up a hairball and did we get in the sea?
snowewolf: why and how you playing the last season of Destiny 2?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I didn't think I missed much
sethtriggs: That'd be the biggest ragdoll ever
Cptasparagus: can we get a whale with that gamer face?
nova_plushie: your reached ocean. How long till you hit sub
offbeatwitch: our patented WaffleLight
Anaerin: Wafflite.
sethtriggs: Is your oxygen unlimited? If so that's a nice thing
warpstonewarlock: @snowewolf This does look like Drifter would make in his garage/ship
MAPBoardgames: Waffle flashlight, doesn't have batteries = strict upgrade.
Greyah: Not even close to the worst flashlight we've seen in video games though. This thing is almost functional!
warpstonewarlock: *something
Gizmoloid: @Gizmoloid OK I can definitely agree with morbid curiosity and lulz
sethtriggs: You are moving very fast for underwater
LordZarano: Flashlight has a metal grid to hold the pressure
Thefluffiestguineapig: When did you get a huge backpack?
KBKarma: Are you infringing on Cori and Cam's territory?
Bahumot: Remember, it's not about the destination, it's about the journey.
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NullColaShip: Walking Simulator
SpacePotato01: And now it's the Soma we have at home
NorthstarTex: many walk, no plot
Bearudite: in a Buldin
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sorry, still lost as to what happened in the time it took me to clean up a hairball
DigitalSeahorse: mallding
DanielJennaGrouse: I'm sure it's very emotionally affecting if you follow the deep and complex story of the game
GapFiller: yeh can def hear the similarities
Bearudite: Stiny
Mazrae: Ahh so this is how you get into bioshock
GhostofJeffGoldblum: honestly, say what you will
bytecaster: "the place"
GhostofJeffGoldblum: this dev is *trying*
krfsm: oh, Graham, I re-watched the TOE nicknames podcast, and I just wanted to let you know that yes, some of us outside Western Canada know about Front Line Assembly *and* enjoy their music.
offbeatwitch: You have arrived at the place
gsyhiap: Ah yes, The Place.
snowewolf: @warpstonewarlock we need to move the long girls chair, here dive into the ocean
sethtriggs: Oh those papery arms
Thefluffiestguineapig: What was that gesture?
MAPBoardgames: Is their hair on backwards?
DigitalSeahorse: ssandNO
Thefluffiestguineapig: Why did she pat her face and chest?
CopperAstronaut: This is making me think of a really bad level of soma.
Tom_Bruise: unhand my skin at once, you sewer scoundrels
kynelwynn: So, some kind of alien sing language
UxCryptic: Soma at home
HorusFive: Nice little intermission from doing nothing in the previous level
Rhynerd: Back to gun
A_Dub888: Okay, “Five Words”…
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satyropodobny: Police I would like to report the murder of the atmosphere
Ummon_: nice mouse cursor
bytecaster: @MAPBoardgames It was the style at the time
ButButTheJesus: yep
Duffadash: Wait, I though Alex knew the universal language of interpretive dance?
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
krfsm: I saw half of FLA play live year before last, too. good stuff.
CodeIndigo: I'm sorry, this looks like a PS1 game run through heavy amounts of sedatives
Boon_33: it's like whoever made the character models has never seen a human
GhostofJeffGoldblum: i, too, have that bugbear
GhostofJeffGoldblum: and will yell about it
Kazman20a: they are AD's, Dumbs
EricTheOrange: it's machine learning
Firewhiskers: AI is easy to check for - check the hands
KBKarma: AI is just a whole load of if loops.
DEATHlikescats: Yup
Bearudite: heuristics
Anaerin: It's all just pattern recognition and interpolation
DEATHlikescats: Sigh
sethtriggs: "Use it!"
Wicker_Guide: Don't worry, it'll only be AI until something "better" replaces it
ButButTheJesus: keyed on stolen art
CopperAstronaut: I was get that exact same feel.
sporkraptor: what is this *music*
Wicker_Guide: remember that we used to call natural language processing "AI"
Gekyouryuu: the artificial intelligence is on the part of the humans behind it. they THINK they're intelligent, and that's fake
mwlsn: Thank you Graham for acknowledging the difference between "algorithm" and "AI"
LurkerSpine: they are trying to rebrand it as "generative AI"
sporkraptor: womp womp womp
CururuGuasu: Curse you Al Gore! You, and your rhythms!
Greyah: All artifice, no intelligence.
kynelwynn: ChatGPT took the SAT. It failed.
EricTheOrange: It's AI like playing a CPU opponenet in Street Fighter is AI.
Driosenth: Curse capital T capital A, "The Algorithm"
sethtriggs: Do not buy any field guides created by AI!
krfsm: Machine Learning is Python, AI is Excel.
Fanklok: Does your character have the same head as an Ash Ghoul from Morrowind?
CodeIndigo: it's only AI if it can control nuclear weapons, otherwise it's sparkling autocorrect
rosesmcgee: Call me when the make Lt Cmdr Data, then we can say we have AI
DigitalSeahorse: Algorithmic Intelligence
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also that isn't going to help
krfsm: or Powerpoint, I guess
GapFiller: nalvThink any guesses on what the nxt big Techbro fad of the day will be
Simriel: It is also pretty bad for accessability
WearingCats_CwC: A lot of non artificial intelligences aren't very smart either
AveryCorvus: And then they can use an AI to OCR the handwritten essays! It's flawless!
sporkraptor: it's like the music is trying to be... funny?
Juliamon: It's also a serious accessibility issue
Tehbeard: Having written Java out by hand for an example. Thanks, I hate it.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @GapFiller fuckable toaster.
Tehbeard: *exam
Tiber727: If an AI made a game, what would be the thing it would notably fail at, similar to AI hands?
sethtriggs: How come this stage doesn't look all microwave melty?
KBKarma: @Tehbeard I had to do the same in university.
Simriel: @Juliamon Exactly
TemporallyAwry: @Juliamon ^ seriously this. So much this.
arkilyd: Algorithmic Imagination?
TreeVor84: AI is now an Algorithm Illusion
bytecaster: Maybe you are vibrating out of irritation?
MAPBoardgames: It has IFF, it's a smart pistol!
offbeatwitch: alex is experiencing the Receiver Effect
Driosenth: Back to pen and paper tests? Oh the sweet sweet smell of the mimeograph machine!
nova_plushie: if you ask hard enought
Anaerin: GPTs and other LLM's don't understand what they're consuming, nor what they're outputting. They're just going "1, 2, 3, 4, what's the next in the series" for characters.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this level an asset pack?
DaxStrife: A gun that only works when criticized?
elkae: Speaking of techbros, the Fyre Fest guy planned the second iteration from jail, I'm sure it'll go great.
Nigouki: it only discharges after being stimulated enough
TehAmelie: i thought today, if everyone trying to sell AI was honest about what it could do, it would already be used by porno
SpacePotato01: Wouldn't it be fair to make GPT then do detention?
KBKarma: Smart guns!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Was that first one the one they made and this was bought?
Ummon_: Bold to make a game about an action hero battling parkinsons
CodeIndigo: that's one way to ensure 100% accuracy
AtomicAlchemical: Algorithmically Insipid
NorthstarTex: I like the idea of algorithmic pattern recognition, but then using it to produce something "creatively" is just rich
CururuGuasu: Hand writing Java code for tests was the worst. I had a couple of those too
sethtriggs: There's a new FyreFestival?
Greyah: It's a pistol from Metal Gear, with built-in IFF sensor.
AugmentingPath: I never miss (my gun won't let me)
Drasvin: Is it a 'smart' gun?
Firewhiskers: @Tiber727 Your goals and gameplay actions would be incomprehensible like Bad Day on the Midway
elkae: @sethtriggs He sold 100 tickets so far
KBKarma: git merge
philippekav: why is it so shaky
raulghoulia: was that Char Aznable?
LadyLockwood92: Become One.
NewtyNewts: He's trying to occlude my volume!
evilspoons983: @Anaerin meanwhile some quantum being is saying that about our meat brains
CopperAstronaut: At least you can’t waste bullets?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sir please stop trying to trigger a transporter accident
snowewolf: dev took trigger discipline to a new level, cant fire gun unless you are fragging somone
gsyhiap: Sir, sir? I need some personal space!
Sarah_Serinde: I was reading an article the other day about how ChatGPT could be used in industry to help make predictions and give advice on business decisions and just...what a total absence of understanding of what ChatGPT actually does
KeytarCat: what happens when you roll through a ragdoll
Violet__Violence: it's very awkward
AveryCorvus: @Thefluffiestguineapig A Resonance Cascade, you say...
sethtriggs: It is never going to stop being amusing that the corpses move weighlessly
Sarah_Serinde: It will lie to you with full confidence and it won't know it's doing it
LadyLockwood92: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You should buy the fiber protection plan.
Lord_Hosk: I got my BA and BS in 2015 and every single test I took in from 13-15 was on paper, I can't imagine it jumped to all computer in 8 year
CodeIndigo: that's what you call out as upsetting? not the rest of this nightmare?
Tehbeard: @snowewolf *radio static*: ughhhh.... we got a code tuvix in the underwater sea warehouse, over.
HorusFive: @Sarah_Serinde Donno, sounds like most executives I've interacted with
TehAmelie: i bet a sub you could roll through the floor on that up ramp
sethtriggs: This dev has a platonic relationship with colliders.
Boon_33: SingsNote
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
BrowneePoints: I! wouldn't work on NFC chips!
BITs19_: definitely sung along to that
GapFiller: Sarah_Serinde tbf that IS the zeitgesit (for worse much as for better)
Thefluffiestguineapig: Honestly I would love a LRL segment of covers of musical theater for w+p
elkae: seabatClap
DEATHlikescats: Same @bits19_
CopperAstronaut: You character walks like he’s about to fall over at any moment.
ButButTheJesus: @HorusFive yep
Wicker_Guide: @Sarah_Serinde in fairness, it shows no additional understanding of how those things are done within a corporate environment
gsyhiap: @Sarah_Serinde Unless the business decision it's helping with is 'why we shouldn't use ChatGPT for any of this'
Abelzumi: Is this the callisto protocol
BrowneePoints: Dibi Dibi Dibi dibi digga digga deedle idle um!
DigitalSeahorse: xD
sethtriggs: LOL
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
emberBecky: \o/
Tiber727: @Firewhiskers Now I remember those AI storytellers that would forget key plot details, like a dead character coming back like nothing happened, but I'm imagining that with mission objectives.
Kazman20a: the doors orbit
bytecaster: weeeeee
Thefluffiestguineapig: I almost did a spittake on my cat
offbeatwitch: the door just rotating 720 degrees
KBKarma: Tradition! Tradition! Tentacles!
BrowneePoints: Fun fact, I popped a toe out of place in High School during Fiddler
flatluigi: your own or someone else's?
NorthstarTex: tradition FBtouchdown
Firewhiskers: SOmeone better have clipped that
sethtriggs: I expect 100% more ragdolling if AI algorithms coded games
bytecaster: @flatluigi or both?
Tempest2097: Fiddler on The Roof is so fuckin fundamental to my experience of Judaism it's not even funny
KBKarma: We did A Shoggoth on the Roof for a gaming convention. One of the only English productions. I played Professor Armitage.
elkae: @BrowneePoints Damn you didn't quite break a leg but...
CodeIndigo: see, we went through rodgers and hammerstein hell in HS drama
sethtriggs: also spaghetti geometry
GapFiller: Sarah_Serinde if actual people can get away w/ lying out of complete and total confidence born of complete and total ignorance why cant machines? Kappa
Simriel: Anyone got a link to the Wat + Play bingo?
Tehbeard: 44 gallon bath bombs.
HorusFive: Unless they explode- they shouldn't be RED!
sethtriggs: They look like those big upholstered items you can have in 1970s houses
nova_plushie: forbidden hot cheeto puff
kynelwynn: those "barrels" are red do they expode?
Greyah: At least there's no spiders coming outta this faucet.
Featherweight_: That door made of redwood tree planks
Thefluffiestguineapig: My HS theater director for some fucking reason thought doing Beauty and the Beast with rented costumes from a professional production was a good idea
AugmentingPath: Tradition!
gsyhiap: But how else will they keep that water level topped up?
GapFiller: THEY DO
Driosenth: Those pipes are massive for anything other than a hydro plant
bytecaster: It is a video game after all
kynelwynn: Gamer logic
A_Dub888: Sure do
TheKrakenKing: @A_Dub888 you're a mensch
Violet__Violence: okay so that litmus test was passed lol
They_Are_Alyx: Graham has engaged Dad Mode
Lithobraker: Ok, but how many of those Fyre festival tickets are being sold to documentary crews who will show up to the island with enough provisions to explore Kamchatka?
Boon_33: that's a feature.
sethtriggs: They remembered their hardhats!
MAPBoardgames: Get the intruder! Occupy his space!
nova_plushie: you blew up there berrals
CodeIndigo: high explosive strawberry marshmallows
BrowneePoints: @LoadingReadyRun Yea, Fiddler on the Roof story, we got replica 2.5-3inch heeled shitkickers for costuming, but they had narrow bridges, and I have a US 15 EEE foot, OPening night mid spin for Tradition I popped my toe out of place and finished the show with my foot wrapped
Thefluffiestguineapig: That dive looks like an elementary schooler who just started gynmastics
DigitalSeahorse: I did main backdrop for Joseph's Dreamcoat and only got class credit but no credit in the play printed program
Abelzumi: glitching around at the speed of sound
Tempest2097: Gottem
Thefluffiestguineapig: @CodeIndigo So popping bubbles but super sized?
Rhynerd: Double kill!
Featherweight_: I love how the baddies just look like normal healthy people in casual ware
Kazman20a: now, does the red door blow up?
Lysander_salamander: ouch
sethtriggs: Do the enemies actually take headshots or is every bit as good as the other?
DigitalSeahorse: ohno
Violet__Violence: owwwww
Violet__Violence: that sounds awful i am so sorry
Wicker_Guide: oooof
Rhynerd: Super ouch
HorusFive: Gushers
BITs19_: oooooooofffff
BrowneePoints: It was ROUGH @Violet__Violence
DigitalSeahorse: eep
ButButTheJesus: oop
sethtriggs: ouch
Boon_33: face wounds bleed alot
gsyhiap: Yikes
CodeIndigo: That would make Judd look super hardcore'
BrowneePoints: Oh yea. I've gotten hurt a lot Acting
Tempest2097: Stagecraft is fuckin wonderful but it requires sacrifice.
krfsm: @Boon_33 as do scalp wounds
TehAmelie: DOlores Dei?
DigitalSeahorse: "The show must go on!"
BrowneePoints: even with safety precautions shit happens
korvys: Same Monty as from The Pair?
chaostreader: Head injuries bleed a lot.
TheKrakenKing: since when did we have soviet realism in my undersea facility?
sethtriggs: They wanted that table asset and they're sure gonna use it
elkae: this game is really... ramping up
FITorion: Know how I got these scars story... that person has
evilspoons983: hey they have handrails, that's better than some companies
SquidVorb: OSHAn't
Wicker_Guide: There's no business like show business like no business I know because show business has no business being soooo
krfsm: I once hit my head on an airplane.
Boon_33: @krfsm yep, I've had the braveheart look before.
sethtriggs: No reaction seeing their neighbors getting popped?
Lithobraker: Turns out a pistol whipping with a nonfunctional pistol is still a pistol whipping
ArcadeEngineer: the architecture approaches seussian at points
Thefluffiestguineapig: Someone I did theater with during Wizard of Oz fell wrong while doing If I Only Had a Brain and finished the song with a visibly broken arm, came off stage chalk white and said "I think I might need to go"
BrowneePoints: We made a 2 story split level Set for Into the Woods, and someone was an IDIOT and didn't use a secure line during set build and fell off the top balcony flat onto their back @LoadingReadyRun
iris_of_ether: Now I'm just remembering the Feed Dump with the production of Sweenie Todd where they used _an actual knife_ wrapped with duct tape
kynelwynn: The principles of squash and stretch is having anticipation frames
CodeIndigo: i accidentally kicked a guy into the audience during South Pacific
Violet__Violence: dark souls 1 and 3 ragdolls were prefection
sethtriggs: Yeowch
DigitalSeahorse: OSCA would flag more than just this fire
BITs19_: I seem to recall doing a production of Beauty and the Beast where the dresser tripped down some stairs backstage at intermission and did the second half with a stagehand supporting them
Anaerin: It's always fun being separated from someone at Costco or similar, as I was taught for the stage, and so can project my voice real good. Can be heard calling "Marco!" all the way across the entirety of an Ikea.
NorthstarTex: "got shot, peac out!"
Fanklok: One time when I was repacking my weights I wasn't paying attention and slammed my forehead right into the edge if the bar, it bled a lot
sporkraptor: yeah, where they'd fly all over the screen XD
Thefluffiestguineapig: He did the rest of the performances with a modified Scarecrow costume for the rigid cast he needed
Abelzumi: Get a model that explodes in random directions upon death, call that a fragdoll
Fanklok: I hate auto correct with a passion
krfsm: (I also once got a noticeable scalp wound from leaning my head into the flange of a rack-mounted server I was carrying in my arms)
Violet__Violence: remember the gangsta sniper ragdolls
BrowneePoints: Yea Man of La Mancha my buddy got his nose broken getting kicked into the pit @CodeIndigo
Violet__Violence: good times lol
KeytarCat: what happens if you mash dodge?
Lord_Hosk: BLING
Thefluffiestguineapig: What was that?
sethtriggs: These ramps are just so steep you probably just crash whatever factory carts or vehicles whaaaa
NewtyNewts: Thanks for stopping the tap.
Boon_33: @krfsm burs stink
sporkraptor: and now we are somewhere else
Thefluffiestguineapig: Was that sudden for anyone else?
sethtriggs: You're back in the kitty litter floor
KeytarCat: ePiano!
BrowneePoints: lol Goldeneye sfx
elkae: the music is so durdly
Rhynerd: I am now remembering the first time LRR played time rameside and the ragdolls turnes into carpetinf
MAPBoardgames: This game is not Tomato Way.
elkae: almost like skylight freerange
GreatWahooney: more! filth! more! filth!
TehAmelie: the only question i think is how much of the same is there left?
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyTrash_SG lrrGARBO_TK vicksyTrash_SG
Masslost: time to pull out the trash truck
Abelzumi: New filth, eh? Got any cool swears for us?
SymphonicLolita: fresh filth! fresh filth!
HorusFive: What the h**l was the "Dark Winter" option on the bottom of that menu?
Gizmoloid: what did the Dark Winter button do?
CodeIndigo: what was the name of soviet jigsaw?
DoodlestheGreat: Next on the pain train...
Violet__Violence: mawp
flatluigi: ah, penis music
elkae: Baldy?
SymphonicLolita: good start
EricTheOrange: ummm
sethtriggs: Ahahahahaaahahahahaahahah
SnackPak_: excellent
3cbb: great noises
Nigouki: excellent start
Tehbeard: "Chaos Defrost"
TheWriterAleph: hoo boy
Reecer6: oh my god i know get to schol on time
Thefluffiestguineapig: I would love a Tomato Way full series replay for a charity stream
gsyhiap: oh boy
A_Dub888: rayfkWelp
Gizmoloid: ART
Diabore: chaos defrost?
Fanklok: Banger alert
Metric_Furlong: oh no, hyperpop Kappa
Lysander_salamander: I worry
josh___something: mawp
Ummon_: igaKool
Rhynerd: School!
Bearudite: this slaps
Tom_Bruise: oh this is gonna be gooood
Tempest2097: This is a choice alright
SquidVorb: Yep
kynelwynn: Skate of Die. Die. Diedieideiedieide
DigitalSeahorse: Famicom, so this came out in Japan?
ArcadeEngineer: @CodeIndigo michael
sporkraptor: oh... it'll be ~wacky~
Boon_33: how many GECS?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is it really Famicom?
Lysander_salamander: is this going to be racist?
Featherweight_: the 90's are attacking, run!
kynelwynn: Dammit. or not of
sporkraptor: prepare for wackiness
ArcadeEngineer: the least threatening killer name ever
0x6772: It did flash something about a "USB controller".
BrowneePoints: No no, that said FamiCON
MAPBoardgames: on tme
Noy2222: Hello?
BrowneePoints: not FamiCOM
Thefluffiestguineapig: This seems like a meme
NewtyNewts: zombocom
korvys: Chaos Defrost?
accountmadeforants: tme
DigitalSeahorse: with toast in your mouth!
Wicker_Guide: lrrSPOOP
MehallD: I think we've to seleep in
tehfewl: Get to school on time?
Juliamon: this is deeply 90's Flash
Noy2222: Get to school on time!
NorthstarTex: get to school on time?
TheKrakenKing: wut...
FoxEmOne: Just like my nightmares.
TimIAm: why does it sound like Schfifty Five
DEATHlikescats: @sporkraptor in the Johnny the Homicidal Maniac way?
Seth_Erickson: most rom/rpgmaker games use z as confirm/interact and x as cancel
Boon_33: this is like a nightmare for a small child
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Is this drugs
A_Dub888: Should we get onto school on time?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Line of paint???
CururuGuasu: Instructions unclear
Rhynerd: I wonder what that call meant
offbeatwitch: famicon moment let's go
elkae: From the maker of that sunfish game?
HorusFive: "That's the voice line we want?" "No, we USE ALL OF TAKES"
nova_plushie: what did he say?
sporkraptor: @DEATHlikescats eeeexacly
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: This is a nightmare for me, here and now
Thefluffiestguineapig: What?
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
Mediocre_Man5: I'm still confused, where are we going? and are we supposed to be late?
MAPBoardgames: What?
KBKarma: I think the point is to get to school on time.
doubledbear: Jack Nicholson??
Diabore: is it that picture on the left?
Wicker_Guide: with SImon Cowell in the corner?
GapFiller: maybe a controller IS a good idea
Thefluffiestguineapig: Why is Agent Smith and Terminator in the corner?
Tom_Bruise: I think that's Michael Biehn?
TheMerricat: This was previously an Xbox and iOS game chat.
snowewolf: the was made by a teacher to punish kids that were late to school
NorthstarTex: uh
Thefluffiestguineapig: wHAT
accountmadeforants: sajamVibe
SpacePotato01: O.o
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Getting strong WarioWare but bad vibes from this
littleunknownn: pkmnEyes
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: I need an adult
NewtyNewts: this sure is a interactive experience.
trebuchetboy: coxMistake
SquidVorb: It gets weirder
GhostValv: ???
A_Dub888: What the hell happened to Flounder?!
Noy2222: I... What?
Diabore: are we all having an acid trip?
littleunknownn: What a mood
MAPBoardgames: Is this one of those 'LOL-RNDM' games?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Freddie fish got fucked during puberty
Tom_Bruise: I haven't seen such a string of non-sequitors since Putney Swope
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunCarp voxlunCarp voxlunCarp
Alness49: It's been an age since I've thought about Birds of a Feather OR Goodnight Sweetheart
MrQBear: @NewtyNewts ... is it... ?
Rhynerd: This is reminding me of Revenge of the Sunfish
sporkraptor: yeeeep waaaacky
HorusFive: Aggressively Bad game
Violet__Violence: my fucking eyes
Gekyouryuu: good bye bitrate
LadyLockwood92: Fucking hell.
Reecer6: so this level is going to be the rest of the watch+playthrough
FoxEmOne: Rest in peace my eyes
TotallyNotaBeholder: There is no Jesus here
kynelwynn: So, epilepsy warning
Thefluffiestguineapig: This seems like the Revenge of the Sunfish
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: That warning wasn't lying
trebuchetboy: Is that the dude from Despicable Me? @LoadingReadyRun
BrowneePoints: wait...that's the villain from the first Despicable Me?
DaxStrife: It's not.
NorthstarTex: This is giving me Revenge of the Sunfish flashbacks.
Tynermeister: twitch compression algorithm is loooving this
SpacePotato01: tolerable is a word
Wicker_Guide: it's still pretty rough graham
LurkerSpine: I mean, it's still bad
NewtyNewts: @MrQBear It's not good, but there is evidently interaction
Mazrae: Is that vector from despicable me
MikoKisai: More tolerable? Perhaps. A lot more? I doubt it.
ReachW: a lot
DEATHlikescats: Hopefully not epilepsy inducing
accountmadeforants: the big man.... HASS the rock
LathosTiran: spork of doom
FoxEmOne: Migraine Simulator
Boon_33: it's bad, twice as many frames prolly is worse
CaptainSpam: Y'know, at least Super Benbo Quest was amusing.
KeytarCat: I feel like im having a fever dream
trebuchetboy: @Mazrae dougdougTeeth
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MrQBear: @NewtyNewts I... You're correct. I cede the rest of my floor time to let my eyes recover. :p
Thefluffiestguineapig: This does seem very inspired by Revenge of the Sunfish
GapFiller: getting major mewgrounds flashbacks rn and NOT inna good way
GapFiller: *newgrounds
DigitalSeahorse: SPIT Meter voxlunGeiger
flatluigi: i think i've seen someone speedrun this game?
nova_plushie: spit meter?
FickleMuse: This warrio ware but a shit post
AugmentingPath: You can't fool me, as a gamer, I know that more FPS is always superior
mio1223: Seems like the perfect stream to come back to after my power has been off for 5 days
flatluigi: i've absolutely seen this before but i have no idea where
margieargie: lol this is so random!!111one! XD ... sorry this is bringing out the 2000s teen in me again <_<
DEATHlikescats: New grounds nostalgia deep fried nonsense
ValTheDrake: I... am having an emotion...
NewtyNewts: please, quick, share the strats.
TehAmelie: it can be done!
Gizmoloid: almost
Thefluffiestguineapig: Why does that weird poster on the wall say love infinitely under a grid?
tehfewl: this is kind of a bop
KBKarma: Lily the penguin of death?
TheMerricat: So headsup, this stage is semi-famous for being YT streamer content, as in trying to beat it takes streams....
Boon_33: does the monster just wait for you if you stop?
Seth_Erickson: music kind of a bop tbhh
DoodlestheGreat: 20 years ago, this game would be done in Flash. Not sure this is an improvement.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ValTheDrake That's just an anneurism my dude
HorusFive: I watched Adam do a Boshi run. This seems cut from that cloth
sethtriggs: This is cacophanous
Rhynerd: @boon_33 yes
accountmadeforants: @mio1223 Really put that electricity to good use
saucemaster5000: I didn't think I drank THAT much draino
arkham1981: I've never done a PCP but I imagine this is what is must be like.
Reecer6: he was just floating a little
snowewolf: he was Thusting
Diabore: what does the spit even do?
Rhynerd: I think the werewolf is a friend
fiftymcnasty: Its a fake version of Love Actually
HbombAndFriends: You’re more patient than I am, Alex. I would’ve rage quit by now.
BusTed: benginO7
Decaped: Music is abrasive and great
SymphonicLolita: F
SquidVorb: Top review on Steam "is this money laundering or something"
flatluigi: again??
MrVirite: "He was a ghost" Tell that to PacMan!
Damaris1034: So...I feel like I've seen someone play this game before. Can't remember when or who but it looks really familiar...
DigitalSeahorse: not again
josh___something: "Read a bible, idiot"
SnackPak_: F
LurkerSpine: Graham pulled a Cam
Violet__Violence: oh noooo graham
inconsideratehat: Oh no
3and4fifths: @TehAmelie just like boshy time can be completed...
elkae: rip G
DigitalSeahorse: poor knee
Mediocre_Man5: the music reminds me of crazy bus
Violet__Violence: i feel that one in my soul, rip
elkae: shouldn't have such long leggies ig?
josh___something: wuh happun?
BrowneePoints: is that Astro Boy?
sethtriggs: Yeow Ouchtown population Graham hope you'll be OK
nova_plushie: new moonbase needs softer tables
doubledbear: RIP the G's knees
Noy2222: Is there a game that would allow me to read the bible?
AugmentingPath: is that palette-shifted astro boy?
emberBecky: furniture! no bully Graham
LadyLockwood92: Oh no, Graham Down!!
LurkerSpine: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
DigitalSeahorse: Astro Boy
KBKarma: This kills the Graham.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 I also didn't think the bleach I used to clean my sink was so concentrated but here we are
gsyhiap: Somebody get Graham a new knee
CaptainSpam: So the blood wolf monster is just chilling behind you, then? Not, like, chasing you?
arkham1981: time to invest in some pool noodles
flatluigi: table babyproofing for next mailtime
Nigouki: oh no
Aenir798: Graham what's more painful, the strobe lights or banging your knee?
Drasvin: At least the wolf monster chasing you is considerate to give you space.
AugmentingPath: CaptainSpam I think he's in our party
Mathwyn: I just woke up, and now I will never sleep again
SymphonicLolita: gave em the clamps
accountmadeforants: @CaptainSpam So far, yes
sethtriggs: Story of my life hitting my knees. Hope you can get some padding down there!
kynelwynn: Okay, this blows a million chunks,, but I sort of unironically love the doofy werewold chasing you
Thefluffiestguineapig: @KBKarma But not in a slap happy fun way or stunned into silence way, just pain
Gizmoloid: seems like the best strat is to not stop and time your jumps
sporkraptor: damn this "music" is giving me a migraine, gonna give this like 30 more seconds, unless it progresses to something more tolerable I'm going to have to duck out
SquidVorb: I actually like this somg
TehAmelie: streaming is dangerous, maybe you want kneepads
Tom_Bruise: oh I forgot what it's like to hear myself think
SquareDotCube: Forget school, I'd implore my parents to move out of this helltown
Boopity: Oh that was _not_ good
gsyhiap: Oof
josh___something: Clipped by the parachute D:
MAPBoardgames: Those hitboxes are NOT regulation size
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kynelwynn There are tiny parts of this that are great buried under the teeth grinding visuals
Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
SnackPak_: how poetic
Thefluffiestguineapig: That is the perfect description
Lysander_salamander: eugh
sporkraptor: "Migraine--The Game"
Tom_Bruise: uuuhh. No. Not one more
NewtyNewts: please something better
Reecer6: so glad to see that game again. classic.
elkae: ooo streaming to 666 viewers
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CodeIndigo: sensory abuse a go go
bytecaster: @Tom_Bruise Mirgame
shendaras: Oh good, now I can unmute.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm sorry, what?
Boon_33: this was an experiment to see if you could induce epilepsy in a healthy person.
Reecer6: st. hum
NorthstarTex: saint hun?
Tempest2097: Oh no
baltimore_667083: saint hum
Marvoleath: !addquote It's kinda like playing a headache
Firewhiskers: 1
Mathwyn: @elkae Well that explains that last game
DoodlestheGreat: That was utterly painful.
Tom_Bruise: Saint Hum, this will be, a game
HbombAndFriends: Corgo69 Enjoy this nice cheer!
MAPBoardgames: This scene: not terrible
elkae: @Mathwyn PrideLaugh
Wicker_Guide: Oh wow, 3d Modeling. Integrated text with the image
KBKarma: Saint Hum?
doubledbear: An unnamed 1 person
Thefluffiestguineapig: Why are the voices chipmunk?
accountmadeforants: Iconoclasts was also made by one person, I don't think this is Iconoclasts
Diabore: lego?
trebuchetboy: Hey youre finally awake
flatluigi: oh we're superdeformed
sethtriggs: It's Dark helmet!
arkham1981: are you a funko pop?
Boon_33: ok, i love this model
CodeIndigo: it's DARK HELMET!!!
Simriel: Happy Shovel Noises!
TehAmelie: Escape from Tomsk 5 has gone 3D
Diabore: legally distinct lego game
warpstonewarlock: Too cheerful for
bytecaster: Yeah, this seems familiar
KBKarma: Chonk boy.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @accountmadeforants Also Papers Please IIRC
TheKrakenKing: Krieg Chan UwU
Firewhiskers: Lego Aliens
warpstonewarlock: Krieger
doubledbear: You model is so biiiiig
SquareDotCube: we're so big and everything's so small
evilspoons983: this is that map where you shot once and 600 guys in swat gear came running at you
Wicker_Guide: this environment is suspiciously close to the opening level of KOTOR
Featherweight_: That voices line is the worms voice
Simriel: Do we have Flamenwerfer?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Are the proportions weird for anyone else?
Tempest2097: The Main RE-AK-Tor!
BrowneePoints: Ah yes, Sainthum, an anagram for....Thim Anus
MAPBoardgames: DANGER: Stay Calm
Tempest2097: Oh no
Simriel: It's Werfs Flammen you know
CodeIndigo: danger, stay calm
elkae: The Town Hall or the town hall?
DigitalSeahorse: he's like Spaceballs Darth Vader
NewtyNewts: The toon hill.
CaptainSpam: You know, it's where you pay your taxes.
sethtriggs: I feel like I should be playing an action platformer coop game with this little guy
Tempest2097: I am so FUCKING PSYCHED
ButButTheJesus: soon ™ ?
Thefluffiestguineapig: What's going to happen?
Gizmoloid: Oh you tease us, Alex
MAPBoardgames: Tonal whiplash!
josh___something: G, please D: don't tease us about QWERP
Mathwyn: So dark
Thefluffiestguineapig: I want to be appropriately hyped
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: I think that's just a gun Alex
HorusFive: HypeLove QWRP
josh___something: I'm so fuckin hype for QWERPs
Wicker_Guide: sighhhhh
TotallyNotaBeholder: That's such a tease, guess I'll have to go relisten to season 1 and 2
CodeIndigo: okay, now this is a fever dream
elkae: I've been re-listening to it
sethtriggs: We're in UnitZ now!
MAPBoardgames: The new DbD patch wasn't what I was expecting
Tiber727: They ran out of sci-fi metal and switched to brick.
Fanklok: Is this Nuketown?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @josh___something That! I'm glad they are taking the time to do it responsibly
TehAmelie: some kind of. . .bugelwerfen?
bytecaster: These asset packs were all a part of a humble bundle, they must go together, right?
MolaMolaphant: wait is this tomato town?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is big head mode on?
Simriel: Big heads do make everything better
NewtyNewts: What is... con-sis-ten-see?
TehAmelie: kugelwerfen, probably
BrowneePoints: we went from secret base to cult stuff to Nuketown?
BrowneePoints: real fast
sethtriggs: Yay more games with identicate zombies!
CodeIndigo: it is consistent, G. Consistently random
Rhynerd: Is the title screen over there?
MAPBoardgames: The sub-ocean calls to us...
Tempest2097: World War One, as you do
Thefluffiestguineapig: These zombos look like the models from Pummel Party when the toxic waste is dumped on you but trying to be taken seriously
korvys: This is like... bad Funkopop CoD?
AugmentingPath: And just past the horizon you can see where the sky cover ends
krfsm: welcome to Omaha Beach!
Boon_33: war were declared.
nyoomgoom: you ever just go to the ocean and it's glowing. whole ocean glowing
KBKarma: Does it werf flammens?
Bearudite: pungee sticked
DigitalSeahorse: cool clouds I'll give it that
Mediocre_Man5: ooh, war crimes!
gsyhiap: Over here we have [ASSET_PACK_3A]
BrowneePoints: A Funko Pop called "My Grandfather's Trauma"
Anaerin: Traveller's Tales are making it.
NorthstarTex: The girl scouts put in the pitfall trap
doubledbear: That Gears of War Funko game never came out right?
Tiber727: Remember Army Man? Imagine that but Funko Pops.
TheNerdWonder: Imagine big head mode
GreatWahooney: isn't there a funkoverse board game?
DigitalSeahorse: this one seems like it may have sub ocean access
Anaerin: Jon Burton, at the very least.
MAPBoardgames: Punji spikes are FUN-ji spikes
NeedlaPudge: @doubledbear It did. It was a mobile game that lasted maybe a year
Firewhiskers: It's a dead man's party
ValTheDrake: Is this the decision of the Snorsh tourist board?
SquidVorb: Is it Funko Fusion?
GapFiller: Funko Fusion
GapFiller: its got a Steam page even
doubledbear: rip gears of funko
AniLunchbox: I miss the Gears Pop app :(
BrowneePoints: i honestly don't mind Funkos. Cheap merch should exist, but the art style is eh
LadyLockwood92: Choke on them!!
Bearudite: I like nenderiods
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also did Ben ever show you the trailer for the hand game?
SquareDotCube: Interesting that our flamethrower fires bullets
Gekyouryuu: nendos are fun
BrowneePoints: I have a very expensive limited edition Nendoroid
accountmadeforants: "Here's a new decal on our weird shape!"
Violet__Violence: the soulless eyes work for a few of those characters, but most of them just look. off.
KeytarCat: I don't like collectables...
TheMerricat: "Funko Fusion will bring together pop culture properties like Jurassic World, Back to the Future, The Umbrella Academy, The Thing, Child’s Play 2, Masters of the Universe, and Shaun of the Dead into a singular experience early next year."
ButButTheJesus: do funkopops like, do anything? or just be a funkopop?
Anaerin: "I don't like their dead, soul-less eyes" Sure, but enough about marketing executive, what about the Funko Pops?
doubledbear: Funko and Q Posket are the same to me and i don't like them
coolbond: @LoadingReadyRun you mean you have not infused a soul into yours yet?
SeaDiegoFC: Those ravens are spooky!
DigitalSeahorse: seems like meme in toy form to me
Simriel: There are HADES Nendoroids?
KeytarCat: 12 shots or so
Gekyouryuu: I've been lucky enough to get most of mine from my LGS, so I get an employee discount
CodeIndigo: frankendoroid
Thefluffiestguineapig: @SeaDiegoFC Dogs!
MAPBoardgames: Right there. You come out behind it
doubledbear: Nendoroids i do like though, so pricey
Tempest2097: You'd think wouldn't you
gsyhiap: In front of the city hall, obvs
ArcadeEngineer: does 'fill landfill' count for a thing funko pops do
GreatWahooney: there's hollow knight nendos in preorder currently and I want them so bad, but I find it difficult to justify that kind of expenditure on plastic tat
AniLunchbox: why not make an amibo type game when you already have thousands of varieties in peoples homes to scan in there games
Umandsf: I like Nendos, but I don’t know if I care about all the parts. Too lazy and uncreative to decide how to present.
KBKarma: Where you pay your taxes or where you get a beer?
accountmadeforants: @ButButTheJesus They exist to cover empty spaces on shelves for people with nothing to collect
Rhynerd: Behind the church
FarleyF: So with so many new Funko pops coming out well the LRR ones come out the same time as the body pillow do
Umandsf: Much rather have scale figures.
Simriel: Okay I just need some Blatant (x)ism to get bingo
ButButTheJesus: @accountmadeforants ah ok
doubledbear: One day we'll be using baby groot funko pops are currency
Firewhiskers: Our church. In the Middle of Our Street. Our Church
KeytarCat: the place we spawned next to!
CrazymattCaptain: yeah the only Funko figures I'd go for are the non standard humanoid shapes. and that's why I only have pony Funkos
Simriel: Try and play something awful :P
BrowneePoints: but yea my 2 Star Fight Club Captain Mako Nendoroid from Kill La Kill is slowly creeping up towards $200
LordZarano: That city hall is very not wheelchair accessible
Tiber727: Church and State have changed their relationship to "It's complicated."
BrowneePoints: friend surprised me with it for christmas a few years ago
HorusFive: Live Fast, Leave a 3D Corpse
doubledbear: @BrowneePoints daaaaaaang
Rhynerd: The zombies also take a lot of bullets
GapFiller: this is the mod presumably
Thefluffiestguineapig: @HorusFive 2 fast, 3 corpse
BrowneePoints: It was a limited run one, and the limited run Nendos get VERY pricey @doubledbear
Firewhiskers: Look the game said it was made by one person but said nothing about testing it
evilspoons983: it's a mod for gzdoom
Drasvin: Doom mods get crazy
evilspoons983: it helps IMMENSELY id open-sourced their old game engines
TehAmelie: a mod for a mod for a Doom engine mod eh
SquareDotCube: Selaco's one of the most absurd Doom mods for what it does
offbeatwitch: gzdoom fork of zdoom fork of doom (engine)
GapFiller: nalvCool
Simriel: I should rewatch Kill la Kill, it's so good
accountmadeforants: @BrowneePoints That does look excellent, the water-bazooka tears prop is a great idea
Drasvin: There's a sonic kart racer that is ultimately a doom mod
offbeatwitch: it's not windows-exclusive
Ummon_: Kugelwerfer
LordZarano: The least wheelchair accessible city hall ever
evilspoons983: you guys should play MyHouse.wad
ArcadeEngineer: it's first-person shooting! the bullets come from the camera position
Firewhiskers: City Hall keys are notoriously large and so are their scissors
sporkraptor: bullats
ScrapyardGhostTrain: To be fair, 'bullet-thrower' is exactly what I'd expect the German for 'gun' to be. It's actually surprising that it's not.
SquareDotCube: maybe its on the roof
Mathwyn: If your house key is massive and glowing, I would just live outside
HorusFive: Standard evil cult banner
Rhynerd: Not admech
SeaDiegoFC: Looks like the Greendale logo
HorusFive: 6969
Firewhiskers: 0451
gsyhiap: It's from [ASSET_PACK_14B]
Mushbie: 0451
HorusFive: no doubt
LadyLockwood92: Okay folks, I gotta tap out. Have a good stream and I'll catch you in the vod~
MAPBoardgames: You have to buy a soda from the vending machine and the key is inside the can. No wait, that's Silent Hill.
arkham1981: the password is dickbutt
Wicker_Guide: is joke
Juliamon: it's a joke
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MAPBoardgames At least in that game it's supposed to be a nonsensical descent into madness
LadyLockwood92: Is a System Shock reference
EvilBadman: 0451 is the Bioshock etc passcode
DaxStrife: It's the "-Shock" code.
Firewhiskers: 0451 is what Deus Ex type games are called
Anaerin: Fahrenheit 451. Also a commonly used code in Ion Storm games.
Mushbie: it's a immersive sim joke
LadyLockwood92: No worries. Night all~
Bearudite: it slaps
LurkerSpine: Last month or so, right?
Firewhiskers: It was quite good
KeytarCat: oh right,. system shock teaches how to find info with that code
TheMerricat: 0415 is the old code a bunch of devs used it 2as the classroom number they all had
LordZarano: Was that an XBox One on the desk?
MAPBoardgames: Go on...
warpstonewarlock: Look what hour is on the clock
evilspoons983: there's even an actual DEMO for it available
GapFiller: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
SquareDotCube: It's just as convoluted as the original
ButButTheJesus: GRAHAM YES
BrowneePoints: It was alright. I saw Cam get stuck in a bad autosave loop though
Violet__Violence: oh maaan
MAPBoardgames: 0830
MAPBoardgames: or 3008
DaxStrife: Mmm, "Dark Forces." The game "Rogue One" and "Mandalorian Season 2" cribbed so many notes from.
Bearudite: maybe it dynamically doe that
NewtyNewts: Hence the thing you said at the start of the game, I guess?
CaptainSpam: Give it a go, either 3008 or 0830.
Bearudite: if so kinda rad
SquareDotCube: I wonder if they'll fix the frustrating platforming in the sewer level of Dark Forces. You know where I'm talking about
DigitalSeahorse: using system clock, hmmm
Lord_Hosk: or 31st if they are australian
Mushbie: maybe not so good news.... Nightdive Studios was acquired by "Atari"
Kuhfeek: Just try every date
MehallD: @Lord_Hosk it would go by system time surely
KeytarCat: do you have a menu?
Rhynerd: Where’s a calendar?
MAPBoardgames: nah, it'd pull from the system clock
AugmentingPath: Making the code be the actual date seems... beyond the skill of the average W&P dev
Solid_Fuel: maybe it s tomorrow or yesterday in their timesone?
KBKarma: There was a joke at the start where the main character said he needed a calendar.
Featherweight_: but if you put the actual date you'll be doxing the stream
dougma: I decided to use the current time for my safe code... so now I can only open it just after lunch
KeytarCat: @KBKarma yeah, just when we woke up
snowewolf: Yellow box had a click
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Gizmoloid: in the church maybe?
flatluigi: the town forest or the town forest?
DigitalSeahorse: try find ocean maybe
Firewhiskers: He could search for the code or we could search for the sub-ocean and I know which I'd prefer
Wicker_Guide: you cannot get ye cieling
KBKarma: @KeytarCat Yup. He said something like "How long was I asleep, I need a calendar."
offbeatwitch: who needs a ceiling
GapFiller: nalvLUL
bytecaster: Oh no, we culled the front face
korvys: He needs the calendar, because you see, his days are numbered
KBKarma: Ferengi?
GapFiller: Talarians
Lord_Hosk: It goes by the system clock of the Pentium 2 the developer has running in their moms basement and connected to the internet via a 14.4 modem. Better hope she doesn't pick up the phone by mistake or turn off the switch marked "KEEP ON"
Tempest2097: Tamaranians
ArcadeEngineer: are these buildings meant to be top-down game assets
doubledbear: it wouldn't surprise me if this map was ripped from fortnite or somethng
HbombAndFriends: Tamarians
Lysander_salamander: I keep meaning to try Lower Decks
Tempest2097: I need to see Lower Decks
flatluigi: pomeranians
Simriel: Lower Decks and Strange New Worlds. It's a good time to be a Trek fan
LathosTiran: we will get 5 season so far
LurkerSpine: Strange New Worlds is also good
beowuuf: lower decks / snw cross over was sergeJustRight
HbombAndFriends: New season next week!
GreatWahooney: I found early Lower Decks to be tiresome but it gets SO good
elkae: Contrarians
Violet__Violence: oh god lol
CopperAstronaut: This looks like they are playing funkopops. :P
Simriel: Riker is Chef
TreeVor84: Strange New Worlds and Lower Decks are so good.
korvys: I hear The Orville is also surprisingly good
GapFiller: even Jonny Frakes said it sucked
Invitare: Enterprise was a while ago... It's been a long road...
GapFiller: out loud
Lithobraker: @lord_hosk Or if she switches from "More Magic" to "Magic"
Violet__Violence: oh maaaan deep space nine
KeytarCat: @ArcadeEngineer pretty sure the character models are
Lord_Hosk: The Deep space 9 orbit is amazing
bytecaster: @Invitare getting from there to here?
Invitare: exactly
NewtyNewts: Camera mechanics so jarring
BrowneePoints: @korvys it's VERY Seth McFarlane with some very low hanging fruit Transphobia/Gender jokes
BrowneePoints: I don't know if it got better cuz frankly I didn't care
MAPBoardgames: Am Lakuto okay?
Lysander_salamander: They even bring back the cat-people from the original animated series
evilspoons983: @korvys the humour can be intensely cringey, especially the first season
SquareDotCube: Nice place, at least
HorusFive: This is why they don't make doors 2" wider than a standard human head
TreeVor84: The Strange New Worlds and Lower Decks crossover episode was fantastic!
HbombAndFriends: The Lower Decks crossover on Strange New Worlds was very good.
dougma: ok, getting motion sick
Thefluffiestguineapig: @bytecaster Or does it go ever on and on? Down from the door where it began?
Greyah: At least the sense of scale in this game feels... almost right?
MousseFilledCat: I enjoyed the Strange New Worlds crossing
Firewhiskers: I feel fortunate that I can't se a darned thing on the screen
CaptainSpam: See, this is what you get when you have a society addicted to smartphones: Nobody has a damn calendar anymore. Kappa
BusTed: There's always objective B.
flatluigi: quick q: does anyone at LRR or LRR related have an epic store creator code?
korvys: @BrowneePoints I am told it gets better despite itself (but that's fair, and I also haven't watched it)
SymphonicLolita: the subocean beckons
DigitalSeahorse: I approve of idea
sporkraptor: he just waddles so slowly
Thefluffiestguineapig: We can only resist the siren song of the ocean for so long
Firewhiskers: And I'm freeeeeeeeeee
bytecaster: With the long woman
They_Are_Alyx: @korvys I think Adam has one? Failing that, I know Funko does
CopperAstronaut: Free the Funkopop!
CururuGuasu: They found the sub-ocean on Let’s Nope last night. It had a giant muppet face
korvys: @They_Are_Alyx Wrong person :P
LordZarano: At least it isn't an invisible wall
FITorion: at least it's a visible fence
AniLunchbox: huh, today I learned Funko started because a guy couldn't find an affordably priced Bob's Big Boy bank, so he got a license to make his own, which didn't sell, but he made a deal to make Austin Powers bobbleheads which did sell
bytecaster: Sounds like a plan
They_Are_Alyx: Woops, that should have been @flatluigi
elkae: @CururuGuasu Oh I hope that got clipped
GapFiller: we seem awfully outta shape for a soldier
KBKarma: I think this guy needs to DRINK MORE GLUUUUUUURP.
GapFiller: tho ofc it might just be all the armour
jessicaengle: Hello lovely Garbagemen and lovely chat sergeHi sergeHeart
NewtyNewts: fine.
MikoKisai: lrrFINE
CaptainSpam: I am the god of hellfire, and I bring you:
LordZarano: escher3THUMBSUP
SymphonicLolita: thisisfine
m_logan2000: lrrFINE
Lord_Hosk: We can't die
Tehbeard: *muffled TF2 voice lines
Firewhiskers: I appreciate the one fire texture
ButButTheJesus: FINE
evilspoons983: apparently it *is* fine
Simriel: That was weirdly adorable
dougma: and we have the youtube shot
LordZarano: HahaThisisfine
jacqui_lantern234: "austin powers bauble head" to the tune of "alexander hamilton"
offbeatwitch: maybe you have the fireproof serum from that first game
accountmadeforants: That does explain Funko Pop's business model. "I have no idea what anyone wants, so let's just license whatever"
sethtriggs: We've seen this fire effect so much it'd be a great channel mascot.
CaptainSpam: I see we've apparently wiped out the zombie scourge.
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGARBO_TK
HbombAndFriends: Gotta keep ‘em respirated
HorusFive: mattlrFine
NewtyNewts: Body
flatluigi: woooooow
CopperAstronaut: Trying to melt the Funkopop down to make more Alex?
MrVirite: NO
BrowneePoints: Somme!
ButButTheJesus: its a skip
evilspoons983: once
BrowneePoints: BODIES!
bytecaster: Does it even gain us any height, or are we just retracting our legs?
SkylerRingtail: Bodies
AugmentingPath: told
Gizmoloid: BODY
NorthstarTex: BODY
AniLunchbox: they should have made walking into the fire the trigger for an "This is fine" achievement
dougma: me
Firewhiskers: It's just a jump to the left
ButButTheJesus: BODY
HbombAndFriends: Reminds me of my first experience with Skyrim.
Lord_Hosk: OK I know how to figure out the date. Try 0101, then 0102, then 0103... worst case its 365
DigitalSeahorse: Once
Boon_33: told me
NewtyNewts: The
ButButTheJesus: world
DigitalSeahorse: was
KV1NN4: was
GreatWahooney: gonna
Firewhiskers: going
DigitalSeahorse: roll
Simriel: Roll
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KV1NN4: rol
NewtyNewts: me
Firewhiskers: bacon
Simriel: I'm
ButButTheJesus: aint
emberBecky: the
korvys: The *what* podcast? Did we know about this?
KBKarma: D-Day!
coolbond: now you have to you know?
Driosenth: I can't wait for the quantum podcast talking about "Quantum Documentary"
HorusFive: Get into the SEA
sporkraptor: like a lemming to the sea
SymphonicLolita: into the sea!!
Boon_33: good to know the developer had fun.
Firewhiskers: Precious ocean
gsyhiap: sergeIntoTheSea
DigitalSeahorse: common
GapFiller: NOOO
kynelwynn: The Santa returns to the sea
NorthstarTex: being me home to the sea!
HorusFive: cowards! let us into the sea
bytecaster: Why does the sea deny us!
ggodopaste: isn't that a stahlhelm?
DigitalSeahorse: aww
sporkraptor: let me iiiiinto the sea
Simriel: Wait... if we came from up the beach... are we the Nazis?
ButButTheJesus: wut
frank_the_great: Any boat is a submarine if it's underwater enough
evilspoons983: I've been to Juno Beach!
ggodopaste: is the player wearing a stahlhelm!?
Fanklok: Is this Hell from The Darkness?
DigitalSeahorse: interesting
evilspoons983: at the house that Canada liberated!
BrowneePoints: My Grandpa was on Omaha. I got him to talk about it once.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Canadian bicycles makes me think of Meeuuw
BrowneePoints: but only once
SpacePotato01: huh, aren't some of these obstacles oriented the wrong way? It looks like they used a movie as reference
Lord_Hosk: Are there bicycles that cant be dismantled?
Tempest2097: Huh, that's... clever
artacuno53: Canadians landed at Juno beach, yeah?
NewtyNewts: They were some smart people
elkae: @Thefluffiestguineapig i was rewatching that W+P yesterday!
DigitalSeahorse: cool
Simriel: Just canadians with bolt action rifles, and Bikes
Aenir798: What *was* the worst idea they came up with during the war?
TehAmelie: a bike gets you something like 5 times further using the same energy as walking
TheFickleCat: Your not wrong there
frank_the_great: What is the worst idea?
Boon_33: @ggodopaste naw, that's a half machined 1946 collander.
Vars437: Try jumping over the invisible barrier?
Tempest2097: Not AS clever as like, Operation Mincemeat but still clever
krfsm: Sweden had bike-borne infantry for a while
GapFiller: in case anyone doubts the Canadian D Day bikes
KeytarCat: aight, what's the worst idea?
DigitalSeahorse: So Canadian
Critterbot: Necessity is the mother of all invention.
NewtyNewts: Caught in that sour romance.
Fanklok: I would say the worst idea from WW2 was nazis
trebuchetboy: cmon break coxHypers
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @KeytarCat Um, war?
HorusFive: Zombie survival guide (by the author of world war Z) had a section on bikes being a good choice for transport.
evilspoons983: @artacuno53 yep, and they were the first to retake territory from the germans on d-day
ArcadeEngineer: part of the rapid japanese advance in 1941 was en masse use of bicycle trips
Firewhiskers: Collision detection denies us the sea once more
flatluigi: sauromancer
SymphonicLolita: so sad
Gizmoloid: Well, now I know what I'm reading about later
CopperAstronaut: Honestly, that actually sounds kind of clever.
GreatWahooney: @Lord_Hosk I'm no expert but I imagine some take more effort than others
krfsm: I think, uh, post-WW1 to 50s or so.
Metric_Furlong: alas and, dare I say, alack
ArcadeEngineer: *bicycle troops
DigitalSeahorse: bikes made in Ottawa Canada vicksyTrash_SG
KeytarCat: @Dread_Pirate_Westley ...fair
krfsm: good night to the garbage men!
sethtriggs: Epic stuff
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