TehAmelie: no idea
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v_nome: Are vampires like HOAs? If the previous owner agreed are you just stuck with it?
KeytarCat: Well I just stumbled across some academic papers on consent in vampire novels, so that's some reading i won't be doing today
TehAmelie: ooh, sounds like a juicy story setup
KeytarCat: I also found a question about building a house around a vampire coffin, which reminded me of the dave and buster's
Metric_Furlong: something you could really sink your teeth into
Metric_Furlong: (I miss NaDtD)
KeytarCat: I'm excited for new dice friends, whatever form that takes
KeytarCat: I just need these people in my ear holes
r10pez10: !next
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r10pez10: oh wow
Metric_Furlong: note: don't actually put vampires in your ear holes
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hello friends!
KeytarCat: Heyo, Fluff!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Metric_Furlong I would argue don't put vampires in any bodily holes
Earthenone: !holes
LRRbot: Did somebody mention famous Shia LaBeouf vehicle Holes??
Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat Hey!
accountmadeforants: Oh wow, the next PiF really is BG3
Thefluffiestguineapig: That command is amazing and proves that the LRR chat mods are GOAT
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm sad I missed this last Rhythm Cafe KeytarCat but my friend offered to let me do laundry for free with machines that actually are nice. Be back this week barring anything unforeseen
IbunWest:
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Metric_Furlong: @Thefluffiestguineapig we don't kinkshame
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Metric_Furlong Sorry, I should have said "without enthusiastic consent" you are correct
Thefluffiestguineapig: My advice is always "don't try anything you can't do twice" with anything like that
Mazrae: !next
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Earthenone: !advice
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Nicely done Mazrae!
ihlendrax: !box
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Juliamon: !cardview on
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Mazrae: I was hoping that I was going to make it at the right time had a split internet outage
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey Juliamon! Hope things are going well
r10pez10: lessee. weenies, angels, stax, devotion?
NewtyNewts: Let's do some magic!
Zoltaris: Oi Oi
M0rm0n_Freeman: Anyone playing Thalia, and if so which one
voslan: @r10pez10 Na, Stasis.
Alas_Babylon: It's Friday Night, and the time is white
Artificer_Evan: !yay
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the_card_father: I HOPE SOMEONE IS RUNNING DARIEN! Represent!
Juliamon: !decks
Zoltaris: @M0rm0n_Freeman Yes and yes
MegaDosX: I'm hoping for Mondrak
Thefluffiestguineapig: @r10pez10 Depends if they went with goofy options or not.
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Alas_Babylon: Sike, it's four Sephara decks
Thefluffiestguineapig: But probably that
BaconL0rdes: Can't wait to zone back into the stream two hours from now and it's still the first game where everyone has more health than they started with.
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r10pez10: considering how well the other monocolour nights have gone, i'm excited
lirazel64: It's the most magical day of the weeeek... ๐ต
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BaconL0rdes The real bet is whether anyone has more than doubled the life total
Alas_Babylon: I just hope they rule 0'd Kitchen Finks for Serge
theevilslime: got so distracted exiling people-s mana rocks i nearlz forgot about this!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @lirazel64 The lyrics of that song are surprisingly easy to create MtG parody sets of
Decaped: Gaffer is gonna feast tonight.
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Fruan: The new LRR hoodies look incredible.
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jarnatan: Can't wait to watch four people refuse to pay the 2 for the other three's smothering tithes even a single time
r10pez10: Serra Aviary one time
Thefluffiestguineapig: @jarnatan Honestly not as boring as it would be with less funny people probs
neisan2112: Just got back home with TACOOOOSS!!
sirspate: one of these days, friday night paper fight where 2 teams throw TP at eachother
lazermeow: Mmmmm tacos.
TehAmelie: i can't wait to see the politicking over who has to play a land so everyone else can use Land Tax
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CaffeinatedLemur: sneaks in for the breifest of bits
jarnatan: @TehAmelie I think there's only gonna be one land tax and it's gonna be in german
Thefluffiestguineapig: @sirspate Maybe a paper airplane round?
NewtyNewts: @sirspate April Fools Day 2024
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Zoltaris: Pretty cool merch
sirspate: TP is mono white, right?
Alas_Babylon: When's the next April Fools that falls on a Friday?
CastleOtranto: So who will be playing Isamaru?
squ3e: wheeler
Zoltaris: @sirspate White/Brown sometimes
Alas_Babylon: Wheeler, or special guest Daniel Holt, or an actual dog
CururuGuasu: Longest paper fight ever? All four decks on life gain?
mishrasbauble: SOON
squ3e: SOON
sirspate: @Zoltaris I retract and regret my argument
Mazrae: So when do we get to see the paper actually fight each other like I want to see them tare them apart
azureHaights: ยงรรล
NewtyNewts: There's the MonoWhite filter applied
offbeatwitch: OH
offbeatwitch: I WAS WONDERING
Zoltaris: @sirspate Victory by forfeit...?
Alas_Babylon: Okay, so it's not my monitor
TehAmelie: ahoy
jarnatan: Am Ben okay
Nebula662: The FNPF
CastleOtranto: That hoodie is beyond rad
azureHaights: You remembered to unmute, Graham
CururuGuasu: Ben kaput
Zoltaris: Wheeler is in fact Serge!
NewtyNewts: He must be playing Sleeping Beauty
r10pez10: wake up ben!
mishrasbauble: ben fell asleep
baltimore_667083: wake up ben!
MegaDosX: This kills the Ben
BaconL0rdes: Help you forgot to turn on ben
offbeatwitch: ben's raring to get going with some explosive mono-white gameplay
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie Indeed, ahoy hoy to you
Decaped: sure is white.
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DeM0nFiRe:
Alas_Babylon: "Welcome To The Please Tell me I'm Unmuted Great Friday Night Paper Fight Peanut Butter One Word Please Don't Put That On the Cake"
philippekav: a sleepy Ben
baltimore_667083: good morning ben
TehAmelie: Ben has been working hard making Graham's deck eh
DeM0nFiRe:
MegaDosX: lmaoooooooooo
James_the_Dabbler: DAMN
thraximore:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Snap!
MegaDosX: Shots fired
r10pez10: wow
Oreo1369: Why 9 ads
Nebula662:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Not the weakest
Flyingdelorion: ello from across the pond!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Just very boring
azureHaights: Ben playing monowhite burn
MurphEP:
theamc2000: Ben hates white mana confirmed again
nomis1125: I hope they all have the same commander
mishrasbauble: monowhite isn't boring yall are just cowards
YeetTheRich_: wow graham that's a cool hoodie
Texan_Reverend: !patreon
nymistrya: Can we see 4 smothering tithes? I can only hope
Fruan: What is the weakest colour these days? Black?
YeetTheRich_: where can i get one of those
squ3e:
wow graham, thats a cool sweatshirt! where could i get one 
Texan_Reverend: !ck
LRRbot: Card Kingdom: A Fiefdom of Foils!
jarnatan: @mishrasbauble and cowards can't attack this turn
Alas_Babylon: Gee, Graham, that's a NEAT HOODIE. Where can I find such a NEAT HOODIE?
IbunWest: I hope they all have Eight and a Half tails
Thefluffiestguineapig: @mishrasbauble I think that the knights in some decks would profoundly disagree
CururuGuasu: So just mono-black and mono-colorless left in the cycle after this?
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Korolan: Three Baker's Years?!?
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Texan_Reverend: !store
Kazman20a: saw the ad for the new hoodie looks nice
thea_inanimate: No button reserve list here
DeM0nFiRe: Gold border buttons?
MegaDosX: Can I proxy a button?
CastleOtranto: I'm sad I never got a Who dares bargle with Yargle button
Zoltaris: The back of the pin isn't the official back
Metric_Furlong: hype for the bunnyhug
Texan_Reverend: !mastodon
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duckace11: I want a button that just says Reserve list button now
r10pez10: it's real comfy
MegaDosX: Neat!
Kadenus: that looks really good
loufghyslaufey: How do keep that hoodie on? its like- etc. degrees Celsius out!
Zoltaris: @duckace11 I want one that says Proxy Button
DeM0nFiRe:
Texan_Reverend: !youtube
YeetTheRich_: thanks beej
sirspate:
are they using that Cowboy font mentioned on the last Checkpoint?
MegaDosX:
Secret pockets 
James_the_Dabbler: I'm a sucker for hoodies and I may have to get one
Mr_Horrible: wow, you guys made a hoodie for Sonic's 30th Anniversary?
brainbosh: If only a hoodie that wasn't specially made for tall people would fit me
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Thefluffiestguineapig: I wish I had money, this looks amazing!!!
Juliamon: brainbosh These are actually quite long!
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TehAmelie: so, what's everyone drinking?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I find your ideas intriguing and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Alas_Babylon: Dr Pepper
Mr_Horrible: No newsletter? But what if your ideas intrigue me?!
NewtyNewts: You'd probably need to get someone to write the newsletter though...
CptMurphey: that does not narrow it down
KeytarCat: Biweekly, once every bi-week!
loufghyslaufey: Gee, Graham. That hood must be a room temperature proof, maybe.
LoadingReadyRun:
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Zoltaris: If you drink too much does it become White Barf?
Mr_Horrible: ooo
James_the_Dabbler: Oooh
r10pez10: favourite drink on the citadel
trebuchetboy:
ORDERED THE HOODIE @LoadingReadyRun 
Mr_Horrible: *grabby hands*
freshmaker__: gin is yum
jarnatan: Is nobody drinking milk for monowhite night?!
jarnatan: it's hot milk summer
juzztshay: Sounds like a 10Torr in my area
Mr_Horrible: de vida?
Oreo1369: For a split second, I thought I saw a box of donuts
Zoltaris: Two drinks on theme. It's a pass
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Zoltaris Only if you do the running challenge they did during that one LRRlympic Summer games
RockPusher:
TehAmelie: some fresh cow juice
philippekav: A Bomb ?
neisan2112: Hot Milk Summer
Mr_Horrible: be careful, a tall glass of milk on a summer has KILLED a US president
Cunobelenos: Someone sent Nelly up the bomb
Dog_of_Myth: YES
BusTed: rawr
laikagoat: yes!
mishrasbauble: YES
Thefluffiestguineapig: COCAINE BEARS!!
chaps_the_goblin_king: HATEBEARS DECK
Fruan: Hate Bears are Best Bears
loufghyslaufey: the- oh, ight.
theamc2000: Bears of HATE!
r10pez10: heel
duckace11: Graham is playing a perfectly fine deck
chaps_the_goblin_king: yeah cocaine bears
HadesLeprechaun: just because you are bad guy, doesn't mean you are bad...guy
LRRbot: Thalia, Guardian of Thraben [1W] | Legendary Creature โ Human Soldier [2/1] | First strike / Noncreature spells cost {1} more to cast.
Mr_Horrible: Thalia: Still Guarding Thraben
Zoltaris: Ok, so Graham is the worst
LRRbot: Giver of Runes [W] | Creature โ Kor Cleric [1/2] | {T}: Another target creature you control gains protection from colorless or from the color of your choice until end of turn.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh man
Thefluffiestguineapig: Starting off strong!
MegaDosX: Oh good lord I'm looking at Graham's decklist
NewtyNewts: Protection from... white?
LRRbot: Celestine, the Living Saint [4W] | Legendary Creature โ Human Warrior [3/4] | Flying, lifelink / Healing Tears โ At the beginning of your end step, return target creature card with mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield, where X is the amount of life you gained this turn.
frank_the_great: I was really hoping for Lin Sivvi when this got announced, lol.
chaps_the_goblin_king: all death no taxes
philippekav: lol at Warcraft
Alas_Babylon: Battle Nuns, aka Buns
Thefluffiestguineapig: @chaps_the_goblin_king Taxes were determined to be insuffieicently hateful
metalrayn1: All white lol we Iโm for a long game
trebuchetboy: Goodness Graham on camera, for free?
frank_the_great: Pog
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nymistrya: Roadquest shirt under the 20th anniversary Hoodie clearly means Roadquest 2 Confirmed
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Alas_Babylon That one Hitman Absolution trailer?
Decaped: Gaffer is best friends with the Inquisition
LRRbot: Myriad Landscape | Land | Myriad Landscape enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Myriad Landscape: Search your library for up to two basic land cards that share a land type, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
definenull: It'll either be a fast game or a very short game
ladyjessica: Graham says itโs a long time
MegaDosX: X to doubt Graham
HadesLeprechaun: @metalrayn1 well no one picked Light-Paws to end games fast
loufghyslaufey: @trebuchetboy tis but a Desert Bus polo...
Alas_Babylon: My girl!
LRRbot: Kemba, Kha Regent [1WW] | Legendary Creature โ Cat Cleric [2/4] | At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 2/2 white Cat creature token for each Equipment attached to Kemba, Kha Regent.
YeetTheRich_:
loufghyslaufey: Roadquest, sorry!
jarnatan: I mean the game just ends if Nelson gets Brisela
Alas_Babylon: Paw-Blade!
Kadenus: oh no he's playing hover myr
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metalrayn1: Heโs uncommon now!
MegaDosX: Kha-Blade?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup!
MegaDosX: OK that's very clever, well done Joey
definenull: Kha-khaw?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Loreful name!
Mr_Horrible:
not Raksha Golden-Cub? No love for the 7-mana OG 
Earthenone: nya-blade
couchboyj: Kha-ha! I get it
TehAmelie: sword hit sound effect: ka-blade!
Thefluffiestguineapig: So utterly disdainful of what you want?
LRRbot: Bruna, the Fading Light [5WW] (melds with: Gisela, the Broken Blade; into: Brisela, Voice of Nightmares) | Legendary Creature โ Angel Horror [5/7] | When you cast this spell, you may return target Angel or Human creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. / Flying, vigilance
Mr_Horrible: Y'know, like... nya? *stab*
Zoltaris: It's Boots n Cats!
Alness49: Cat Equipment? So a Quatermeowster?
MegaDosX: Brisela time!
r10pez10: "what do i have in my collection" decks are the best sort of deck
Mr_Horrible: Bruna, The Dimmer Switch
Thefluffiestguineapig: Durdle time!
Dog_of_Myth: Oh yes Nelly
r10pez10: it's SO NICE
Mr_Horrible: this is actually how Big White started, surely
nymistrya: Nelly please tell me we have Trading Post
Thefluffiestguineapig: Do the horror merge????
Thefluffiestguineapig: Please no
MegaDosX: "Fun"
definenull: And they were roommates
StarWarsTHX1138: Angels Angels Angels!!!!
loufghyslaufey: oh. OH. OH. Its that D&d secret commander list... why do I still have mixed feelings of that AFR commander?
couchboyj: I got that deck, it is very pretty
MegaDosX: Hokori would be extra rude
trebuchetboy: !card hokori
LRRbot: Hokori, Dust Drinker [2WW] | Legendary Creature โ Spirit [2/2] | Lands don't untap during their controllers' untap steps. / At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player untaps a land they control.
MegaDosX:
Holy shit Ben 
Mr_Horrible: now see, I *do* play Hokori in my Linvala
jarnatan: In my experience, once Brisela is melded people tend to just concede
trebuchetboy: @LRRbot eeeeewwww
loufghyslaufey: I played against one with Gandalf the Whhitte as the commander.
Mr_Horrible: because that deck is called Fun Police
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also when Serge saw the snow land I saw his highlander rollodex start to turn for "why this"
NewtyNewts: Good TVTropes knowledge
chaps_the_goblin_king: weaponized incompetence in unison
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MegaDosX: Two mana Sol Rings now
LRRbot: Thalia, Guardian of Thraben [1W] | Legendary Creature โ Human Soldier [2/1] | First strike / Noncreature spells cost {1} more to cast.
Alas_Babylon: I'm sure the Equipment deck loves Thalia, Guardian of Tax Your Bus
nova_plushie: Yo is Serge on mono White equipment. I stand this
MegaDosX: Also all that equipment
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
MegaDosX: That is very fancy Ben
LRRbot: Puresteel Paladin [WW] | Creature โ Human Knight [2/2] | Whenever an Equipment enters the battlefield under your control, you may draw a card. / Metalcraft โ Equipment you control have equip {0} as long as you control three or more artifacts.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Alas_Babylon Thalia, OSHA Inspector
loufghyslaufey: Yeah, Oswald.
HadesLeprechaun: Even Worn Powerstone is still very playable
chaps_the_goblin_king: ooh I really love me a puresteel
loufghyslaufey: !card oswald
LRRbot: Oswald Fiddlebender [1W] | Legendary Creature โ Gnome Artificer [2/2] | Magical Tinkering โ {W}, {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Search your library for an artifact card with mana value equal to 1 plus the sacrificed artifact's mana value, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Activate only as a sorcery.
MegaDosX: Serge plays ็ด้ผใฎ่้จๅฃซ
loufghyslaufey: Oswald is the one I'm thinking about...
Zoltaris: Purrsteel Purrladin is pretty great
Alas_Babylon: "Purrsteel Paladin" deserves a medal
HadesLeprechaun: is Nelson running Field of the Dead?
nova_plushie: Did Graham build stax? lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MegaDosX At least it isn't the four boxes of "do not have these in the font pack"
Science_and_Magic: Wait G went from Giver into Thalia??? Damn thatโs rude!
loufghyslaufey: I thought Nelson was running Oswald.
jarnatan: Graham is playing Hate Bear Force One
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TriseAlpha: That reminds me, I need to find some Spanish Gearhulks.
LRRbot: Tithe Taker [1W] | Creature โ Human Soldier [2/1] | During your turn, spells your opponents cast cost {1} more to cast and abilities your opponents activate cost {1} more to activate unless they're mana abilities. / Afterlife 1
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh jeez
MegaDosX: Including cracking that Myriad Landscape
Science_and_Magic: Oof!
chaps_the_goblin_king: our local mono white hate player has won 3 of the last 4 canlander tournaments
Thefluffiestguineapig: Let the bog begin!
laikagoat: aw, not the Japanese one from the other day
TabbyLavalamp: I cut back on non-English cards when I had a German card in hand and couldn't remember what it did.
TehAmelie: titty taker, transmasc fairy
LRRbot: Selfless Samurai [1W] | Creature โ Fox Samurai [2/2] | Whenever a Samurai or Warrior you control attacks alone, it gains lifelink until end of turn. / Sacrifice Selfless Samurai: Another target creature you control gains indestructible until end of turn.
Mr_Horrible: I'm still kinda bummed the NEO kitsune are just foxes instead of the odd long faces
MegaDosX: You mean the dog with no abilities?
MegaDosX: The 1/1 with no abilities and just flavour text?
LRRbot: The Irencrag [2] | Legendary Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / Whenever a legendary creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may have The Irencrag become a legendary Equipment artifact named Everflame, Heroes' Legacy. If you do, it gains equip {3} and "Equipped creature gets +3/+3" and loses all other abilities.
Alas_Babylon: @MegaDosX Why would it have any abilities at all ever?
definenull: The ability that will never be used
Thefluffiestguineapig: The town in Alaska?
Alas_Babylon: New card alert!
Thefluffiestguineapig: It came all the way there?
TriseAlpha: Sword in The Stone: Caliburn.
HadesLeprechaun: the Sword(s) in the Stone
chaps_the_goblin_king: "I didn't even get a chance to say goodbye"
MegaDosX: It's no Embercleave, but not many things are
nova_plushie: the sword in the stone.
Alas_Babylon: Notable: THE IRENCRAG loses all abilities, not the equipped creature, for the audience
freshbubba: From the feat?
Science_and_Magic: Such a strange rock
Mr_Horrible: you've seen Mind Stone, meet Muscle Stone
definenull: So yeah the punctuation is confusing
jarnatan: Mind Stone over Matter Stone
TehAmelie: ooh and then there's a Courage Stone?
MegaDosX: lmaoooooooo
shurtal: GO ED
TriseAlpha:
MegaDosX: Amazing
thraximore:
squ3e: nice
chaps_the_goblin_king: ED!
squ3e:
James_the_Dabbler: Ed that's hilarious
LRRbot: Swiftfoot Boots [2] | Artifact โ Equipment | Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. / Equip {1}
Mr_Horrible: Orzhov with the Federal Booby Inspectors
Alas_Babylon: The whole pod's lookin' at her
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ed that is goals
shurtal: that deck comes with a rider
philippekav: get consent before taking tithes
MegaDosX: Joey's pretty great
Thefluffiestguineapig: The tithe taker took the rest
definenull: Joey is a treasure
NewtyNewts: liiiiiips
LRRbot: Hushbringer [1W] | Creature โ Faerie [1/2] | Flying, lifelink / Creatures entering the battlefield or dying don't cause abilities to trigger.
Mr_Horrible: why do I always think Tithe Taker has vigilance
MegaDosX: Hushbringer, gross
YeetTheRich_: eww
grovak:
at least the ones you ahve are all stax pieces
nova_plushie: That cEDH game got Gharam's inner stax player to awaken haha
chaps_the_goblin_king: Hushbringer: 1W - become the archenemy
Alas_Babylon: Hushbringer: 1 and a white for LIPS
WolfAether:
awkwardly turning off afterlife 
Mr_Horrible: "I'm here for a friendly game of commander" - man soon to have fewer friends
MegaDosX: Also Hushbringer's a faerie, not an angel >_>
ErrDayGames: that card art is so dang uncomfortable
ElfLawyer: hot diggety, love a LLR magic stream
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Alas_Babylon 1 and a white is generally the makeup for lips, yes
TriseAlpha: Not the important part of the story, Donut
KeytarCat:
@MegaDosX What is an Angel if not a white fairy?
MegaDosX: !card leonin arbiter
LRRbot: Leonin Arbiter [1W] | Creature โ Cat Cleric [2/2] | Players can't search libraries. Any player may pay {2} for that player to ignore this effect until end of turn.
HadesLeprechaun: myriad does get much better with a Sol Ring
putz12a: White is partially about "being fair." Which is why they get stuff like Generous Gift - I kill that, but here's a consolation prize, because it wouldn't be fair.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh man
Mr_Horrible: ETBn't
definenull: Quick bring out your levellers
DMGlol: dont worry, its all white
frank_the_great: Gearhulk!
MegaDosX: b o o m p i l e
HadesLeprechaun: love a boompile
MegaDosX: Someone get Olivia on the horn
Thefluffiestguineapig: @putz12a Fair to the white player
NewtyNewts: *b o o m p i l e*
frank_the_great: God I love boompile
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bwk789: nelly, whyd you spike the cam with that b o o m p i l e there?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Boompile is very fun
LRRbot: Radiant Solar [5W] | Creature โ Angel [3/6] | Flying, lifelink / Whenever Radiant Solar or another nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, venture into the dungeon. / {W}, Discard Radiant Solar: Venture into the dungeon and you gain 3 life.
bwk789: cant handle the charm
grovak: if someones tries to kill one thing ill try to kill everything, thats the best proposition
Kadenus: i love radiant solar
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh no
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben
Alas_Babylon: #calculated
MegaDosX: OK that's a very clever line
neisan2112: SIIIIICK
r10pez10: that's sick
Sibwow: is serge on kitchen finks?
WolfAether: Clap
trebuchetboy: sick
Thefluffiestguineapig: Angry Mages are not good
James_the_Dabbler: C-C-C-C-C-Combo!
Mr_Horrible:
the yawning portal 
MegaDosX: But nope
ChargingFurret: the lips say NO
neisan2112: Still a 3/6 flying lifelink
NewtyNewts: shhhhhh stop talking
LathosTiran: the overlay has so many variables
MegaDosX: OK but what about Hushbringer altered to look like Chad Gable?
KeytarCat: What...what just happened?
Dog_of_Myth: No talking in the dungeon
Alas_Babylon: Casting spells is totes fine
LRRbot: Arcane Signet [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
TriseAlpha: Dungeon Library
TehAmelie: why does it feel like everyone is an overwhelming threat everyone else should gang up against?
Alas_Babylon: It draws two cards?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Dog_of_Myth Mage is already angry and has a migraine
LRRbot: Basilisk Collar [1] | Artifact โ Equipment | Equipped creature has deathtouch and lifelink. / Equip {2}
KeytarCat: Oh, I think I got it
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Mr_Horrible: Twins, Basil(isk)
chaps_the_goblin_king: I love the sound effects
Mr_Horrible: I like that everyone is attacking clockwise to gain life
Plasterboard: Serge has contracted the Sword Swinging madness again
MegaDosX: Nah Collar's both
LRRbot: Realmbreaker, the Invasion Tree [3] | Legendary Artifact | {2}, {T}: Target opponent mills three cards. Put a land card from their graveyard onto the battlefield tapped under your control. It gains "If this land would leave the battlefield, exile it instead of putting it anywhere else." / {10}, {T}, Sacrifice Realmbreaker, the Invasion Tree: Search your library for any number of Praetor cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Mr_Horrible: that plus Cunning Sparkmage in WW
Mr_Horrible: was a real thing
TriseAlpha: Realms gettin broken up here
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh man
grovak: its fun
jarnatan: Hot mill summer!
Mr_Horrible: that's a goddamn YuGiOh card
Thefluffiestguineapig: I am seeing that this might not be a subtheme so much as a SUBtheme
ElfLawyer: it's a fun Channel wincon
MegaDosX: This thing was winning games on the spot in no bans Historic
MegaDosX: Channel into this into activate it, flip all the praetors and win
BrowneePoints:
It reminds me of the World Tree
Alas_Babylon: !card Journey Kite
LRRbot: Journeyer's Kite [2] | Artifact | {3}, {T}: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Mr_Horrible: Kite was 2 to play, 3 to fetch
HadesLeprechaun: hilarious in 5 color praetors!
Kadenus: the kite doesn't put it into play but yeah
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trebuchetboy: quote that
HadesLeprechaun: is nelson running all 3 Elesh Norns for Realmbreaker?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Only one has more life than starting totals so far
LRRbot: Urza's Saga | Enchantment Land โ Urza's Saga | I โ Urza's Saga gains "{T}: Add {C}." / II โ Urza's Saga gains "{2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'" / III โ Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost {0} or {1}, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
trebuchetboy: "I guess I can keep stabbing people." - Graham Stark 2023
couchboyj: Cracking Realmbreaker for maximum Nornsense would be quite amusing.
MegaDosX: What a revelation
NewtyNewts: Novel strategy
TehAmelie: so unexpected
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh man
nova_plushie: Wonder if Serge put felidar retreat in his deck. for his commanders cat synergy.
trebuchetboy: looks cool?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Graham's deck is extremely powerful
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Alas_Babylon: Oh, that's PRETTY
trebuchetboy: oh yeah that one is cool
r10pez10: S2P
BrowneePoints: Oh is that the MSCHF one?
LRRbot: Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
Quarthian: @BrowneePoints Yeah
LRRbot: Celestine, the Living Saint [4W] | Legendary Creature โ Human Warrior [3/4] | Flying, lifelink / Healing Tears โ At the beginning of your end step, return target creature card with mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield, where X is the amount of life you gained this turn.
dewrules235: Swords of Revealing Light!
jarnatan: S-words to plowshares
Thefluffiestguineapig: I predict "Ben has more mana than I thought" will be a running theme
definenull: I wonder if Ben is playing the m21 ajani
TriseAlpha: For the Emperor!
MegaDosX:
Well at least it only took half an hour this time for him to remember 
trebuchetboy: Like clockwork
MegaDosX: And then Ben cast Arcane Denial
jarnatan: The mana pivot
Science_and_Magic: And kitchenfinks!
TehAmelie: not putting Kitchen Finks into commander decks that arent those colors?
squ3e: serge and kitchen finks is peak serge commander
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LRRbot: Felidar Retreat [3W] | Enchantment | Landfall โ Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, choose one โ / โข Create a 2/2 white Cat Beast creature token. / โข Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Those creatures gain vigilance until end of turn.
couchboyj: The finks incident is up there too
Mischievous_Catgeist: Spoiler off by one
HoneyJack07: And the finks
MegaDosX: Who asked about Retreat?
definenull: More cats!
nova_plushie: YES LETS GO. Love this card
bytecaster: Wait, that cat is a beast
James_the_Dabbler:
Serge is frequently 
Mr_Horrible: ironic that it makes Felidar *advance*
jarnatan: Felidar Corporate Retreat
Davlenagain: its that 4 mana?
NewtyNewts: mew
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Alas_Babylon: ^owo^
r10pez10: oh no it's the split the room cat
Mazrae: Sexy meow
James_the_Dabbler:
Nya
HadesLeprechaun: @Davlenagain grahams commander is Thalia, and is out
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Davlenagain: oh graham
TriseAlpha: kitteh
kumatsu: Felidar Escape Room
Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean, free except you need to put a collar on a cat
BrowneePoints: Did you ask your Sub if they consented to being Collared Serge?
shurtal: Felidar Advancing in a Different Direction
NewtyNewts: Felidar Tactical Maneuver
LRRbot: Scrying Sheets | Snow Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}{S}, {T}: Look at the top card of your library. If that card is snow, you may reveal it and put it into your hand.
Mr_Horrible: yesssss
definenull: Indeed, why is thalia
Mr_Horrible: I miss those days
LRRbot: Herald of the Host [3WW] | Creature โ Angel [4/4] | Flying, vigilance / Myriad
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grovak: myriad is always fun
dragon_panda37: dose hushbringer stop landfall becuase it stop in area
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TriseAlpha: Myriad Serra Nagel
definenull: Soon to be 6th,7th and 8th
Zoltaris: Myriad is especially gross in aristocrats
Thefluffiestguineapig: @couchboyj Thank you for subscribing to cat facts!
ChargingFurret: @dragon_panda37 hushbringer cares about creatures only, so no
trashyopossum: This stream is making me wanna rebuild my mavinda deck
MegaDosX: Oh boy
micalovits: Just got here and... Is Graham the one playing DnT?
LRRbot: Thorn of Amethyst [2] | Artifact | Noncreature spells cost {1} more to cast.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh geez
Mr_Horrible: hell yes let's go
nova_plushie: I thought Serge was alergic to cats?
grovak: if only blade of selves had the clause "if its legendary the copies are not " one can dream
Dandinstorm12: hey chatway to go Graham
Thefluffiestguineapig: @nova_plushie I think he's allergic to cats and dogs yes
Dog_of_Myth: Yes Graham, yes.
Mr_Horrible: Graham is speaking my language
BrowneePoints: Myriad is more gross with Panharm effects
Thefluffiestguineapig: Richard Garfield just winced
NewtyNewts: The, magic, The!
bwk789: this is reminding me of cedh stax nigh
LRRbot: High Market | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice a creature: You gain 1 life.
BrowneePoints: Graham brought Taxes but unfortunately everyone else brought Death
jarnatan: By adding this extra tax, Graham has successfully transformed this game of Commander into the way it was back before there were cards specially made for Commander and every deck was slow as heck
frank_the_great: Graham got the bear pun, that's all he needs
Mr_Horrible: I can respect it, I've used PC Part Picker dot com
HadesLeprechaun: Adeline would have been quite good in this pod, I think
KeytarCat: Life's too short to play low tiers
Thefluffiestguineapig: @jarnatan Every deck but a couple that would make everyone hate you
LRRbot: Celestine, the Living Saint [4W] | Legendary Creature โ Human Warrior [3/4] | Flying, lifelink / Healing Tears โ At the beginning of your end step, return target creature card with mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield, where X is the amount of life you gained this turn.
RockPusher: Graham chose hateโฆโฆ bears
Mr_Horrible:
Sanguinius: "Human"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @RockPusher Powered by cocaine
DMGlol: she just believed really hard in herself
BrowneePoints: Graham don't, that's like the Balrog wings debate for 40k lol
TriseAlpha: Isn't Celestine an Aestartes?
TheWanderingNomad: She is not Trise
TriseAlpha: I know the card isn't
nova_plushie: Adepta Sororitas
Gascitygaming: Sister of battle
TheWanderingNomad: As because 40K girls cannot be Astartes/Space Marines
Plasterboard: Astartes is reserved for Marines
Mr_Horrible: pretty sure she's some other division, Astartes are specifically space marines, which are only male afaik
Shadowsoflife: o/
freshmaker__: radiant solar is a messed up card. a clone or 2 and you just infinite dungeons, so in a sefris deck you get infinite reanimares.
jarnatan: She *was* Adepta Sororitas, but what she is now is anyones guess
TriseAlpha: oh right
Alas_Babylon: keetty
RockPusher:
Dog_of_Myth:
definenull: Increment the kitty
Dandinstorm12: gottem
Loyal_Rook: She was a Sister of Battle. Now she is a Imperial Saint. Basically a Imperial Demon
Plasterboard: gottem
Alas_Babylon: kitty++;
BrowneePoints: Yea there's been some HISTORIC very angy debates over Saint Celestine
Gascitygaming: @LoadingReadyRun a Demo for the new Daymare game just came out!
r10pez10: !addquote (Serge) [Now] Okay, first order of business: Meow.
LRRbot: New quote #8639: "Okay, first order of business: Meow." โSerge [2023-09-01]
LRRbot: Kemba, Kha Regent [1WW] | Legendary Creature โ Cat Cleric [2/4] | At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 2/2 white Cat creature token for each Equipment attached to Kemba, Kha Regent.
Alas_Babylon: Paw-Blade has entered the chat
TheWanderingNomad: KITTY
LRRbot: Leonin Shikari [1W] | Creature โ Cat Soldier [2/2] | You may activate equip abilities any time you could cast an instant.
FrostyKaze: I think she's from the Ecclesiarchy or something
BrowneePoints: CAT TITTY
karmic_guide: can you change it into the sword with hush bringer in play?
MegaDosX: Oh this thing's sweet
TriseAlpha: more kitty!
James_the_Dabbler: Why are cat's thing equipment
Mr_Horrible:
instant speed free equips seems pretty solid
LRRbot: The Irencrag [2] | Legendary Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / Whenever a legendary creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may have The Irencrag become a legendary Equipment artifact named Everflame, Heroes' Legacy. If you do, it gains equip {3} and "Equipped creature gets +3/+3" and loses all other abilities.
jarnatan: Oh god the art on Leonin Shikari is some Rob Liefeld stuff
HadesLeprechaun: weirdly templated, but yeah it just loses the mana ability
couchboyj: Craig loses abilities, not the cat holding Craig
Dog_of_Myth: Nelson got it
r10pez10: love iron craig
TheWanderingNomad: @James_the_Dabbler Because it was White's thing in Mirrordin and the they were the White Tribal
TriseAlpha: Of all the cards that could've been dual-faced
Dandinstorm12: Iren craig, ya boy, doing squats
Alas_Babylon: You take the sword out of the stone
karmic_guide: Hushbringers stops this no?
BrowneePoints: The Mirrodin Leonin were blacksmiths and and weaponmasters
definenull: Who would put the sword back in the stone?
HadesLeprechaun: you pulled the sword out, you can't put the sword back -in-
jarnatan: @Alas_Babylon this kills the stone
transcoder_: Craig youโre not a community
grovak: i definitely read the irencrag worng the first time and then when i was corrected its going into Slicer, Hired Muscle
couchboyj: Yeah, Hushbringer would stop that
bytecaster: @HadesLeprechaun But wouldn't the rock still be there?
Dandinstorm12: oooh
offbeatwitch: yeah i was gonna say
Mr_Horrible: it's the Excalibur joke weapon from Castlevania Dawn of Sorrow
LRRbot: Hushbringer [1W] | Creature โ Faerie [1/2] | Flying, lifelink / Creatures entering the battlefield or dying don't cause abilities to trigger.
NewtyNewts: Oh maaaan
Thefluffiestguineapig: @transcoder_ I know Alaska told you that but Alaska was wrong
superdude097: Not relevant for EDH, but it also changes it's name so you could play a second and not get legend-ruled
Mr_Horrible: just swinging the sword while it's in the rock
nova_plushie: They were not worthy enough to pull the sword from the stone
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BrowneePoints: L i p s
Mr_Horrible: *quietly* SHUT
bytecaster: You try to pull out the sword and that fairy just goes, sssssssssh, don't
niccus: hushing the lady in the lake back down
BrowneePoints: Shhhhhhhhhhawshank Redemptionnnn
NewtyNewts: Isn't Dryad Arbor still partly creature, so it'd still get stifled?
nymistrya: But we all learned about Iron crag along the way
frank_the_great: *Attacks Nelson*
grovak: is that a tasty IPA graham?
TriseAlpha: Kittens with Mittens
LRRbot: Linvala, Keeper of Silence [2WW] | Legendary Creature โ Angel [3/4] | Flying / Activated abilities of creatures your opponents control can't be activated.
ChargingFurret: OOFA
Mr_Horrible: yessssss
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh boy!
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definenull: Wait.
Dog_of_Myth: Heya Raiders
Shadowsoflife: o/ raiders
micalovits: Uhh, friends!
nova_plushie: So much for a game two lol.
KeytarCat: Hewwo!
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BrowneePoints: You go to pull the sword out and the Faerie puts her hand on the pommel and says "no bestie"
Dandinstorm12: the old silent raid eh
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LRRbot: Herald of the Host [3WW] | Creature โ Angel [4/4] | Flying, vigilance / Myriad
frank_the_great: Eight-and-a-Half-Tails would have been a busted meta commander
Dandinstorm12: shhhhh
northos:
the angel copies are still tapped despite vigilance 
James_the_Dabbler: Our life, comrade
Thefluffiestguineapig: In Soviet Russia life redistributes you!
LRRbot: Realmbreaker, the Invasion Tree [3] | Legendary Artifact | {2}, {T}: Target opponent mills three cards. Put a land card from their graveyard onto the battlefield tapped under your control. It gains "If this land would leave the battlefield, exile it instead of putting it anywhere else." / {10}, {T}, Sacrifice Realmbreaker, the Invasion Tree: Search your library for any number of Praetor cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
BrowneePoints: This is a Mario Party match
princess_intell: btw, if anyone was wondering if it was a good idea to marathon doctor who, the answer is YES
nova_plushie: i wonder who almost built Eleshnorn
KeytarCat: @northos oh that's a little silly and neat
LRRbot: Wayfarer's Bauble [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Wayfarer's Bauble: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Emeria, the Sky Ruin | Land | Emeria, the Sky Ruin enters the battlefield tapped. / At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control seven or more Plains, you may return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. / {T}: Add {W}.
jarnatan: If Ben has aetherflux reservoir, it is now fully armed and operational
definenull: Oofa
Dandinstorm12: gottem
LRRbot: Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite [5WW] | Legendary Creature โ Phyrexian Praetor [4/7] | Vigilance / Other creatures you control get +2/+2. / Creatures your opponents control get โ2/โ2.
ChargingFurret: oh no
definenull: Uh oh
nova_plushie: what happens when you listen to serge
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh man
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Dandinstorm12: yikes
jarnatan: This kills the hate bears
Thefluffiestguineapig: @jarnatan Elesh Norn does kind of out hate most beings
TriseAlpha: hatebear hate
niccus: love (?) wins
grovak: did nelson just accidentally become the archenemy?
TriseAlpha: No, Ben
hades31415: Kills the hate bears, .... and the nice cats
northos: kills the hate bears, but also the friend cats
squ3e: i mean, it kills the hatebears in the same way a nuclear bomb will kill a spider in a house
princess_intell: elesh norn doesn't hate anyone, she just wants everyone to join her self-improvement gym
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben now has 1.5 the starting life total!
jarnatan: Oh yeah it's like cleaning your floor by pouring acid on it. It'll definitely not have stains anymore, that's for sure
princess_intell: the one where she's in charge and has all the power
bwk789: shadowspear incoming?
LanceNorm: who's winning?
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philippekav: the spear
northos:
@jarnatan that depends a bit on your definition of "stain" 
micalovits: Skull clamp?
Gadora: One more Realmbreaker gets Myriad Landscape, which turns Emeria on? Or am I missing something? (That's a bit of a long wait, mind.)
princess_intell: 60 actually seems a bit low for a lifegain deck?
Alas_Babylon: Stonecoil Serpent is not a legal target
Veste: can'[t get an X spell with saga anyway
definenull: Needs to be 0 or 1 rifht
HadesLeprechaun: stonecoil is (X) not 0 or 1
princess_intell: then again white is pretty aggressive
omdorastrix: ornithopter?
ChargingFurret: I don't think you CAN get stonecoil from urza's saga?
Dandinstorm12: sol ring?
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Zoltaris: Get him the clamps
frank_the_great: Boots?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @princess_intell Thalia is in play
TriseAlpha: Sword of Parouns, isn't it
nemryn: delif's cone!
superdude097: Can't get Stonecoil Serpant
r10pez10: candelabra
northos: yeah it needs to be exactly mana cost {0} or {1}
trashgamer174: is this the snow blindness episode
Veste: fountain
BrowneePoints: @princess_intell Ben gains it in bursts for effects
grovak: @HadesLeprechaun X for all intents and purposes is 0 when not on the stack
LRRbot: Skeleton Key [1] | Artifact โ Equipment | Equipped creature has skulk. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card. / Equip {2}
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh mercy
eshplode: Spicy
definenull: Oh
northos: I was not expecting that!
frank_the_great: OH, we lootin
Sorator13: Well
Zoltaris: Not seen that in play before!
r10pez10: i
BrowneePoints: That's great in a reanimate deck
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is the nonsense I tune into LRRMtG content for!
princess_intell: white might be my favorite color in magic
r10pez10: i'll take "Lines of Magic that have never happened before" for 500, Alex
Kaaannaaa: skullclamp > high market > reanimate would have been neat too
superdude097: @grovak X EQUALS 0, but it is not {0} for Urza's Saga
couchboyj: Its key to Ben's reanimator strategy
Thefluffiestguineapig: The two judges have not seen a card played before
northos: @grovak that's true but Saga specifically looks at the *mana cost* not the mana value
omdorastrix: oops all keys
RockPusher: Ben's key partyโฆ
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princess_intell: life number going up makes dopamine go brrrrr
Dandinstorm12: the piano deck
Thefluffiestguineapig: @RockPusher -.-
bwk789: zombie infestation in white?
frank_the_great: The Celestus is great for binning things, but then you're bringing day/night into the game
eshplode: I just built a UW reanimator list. I need to take notes from Ben since the deck's mostly white
Gascitygaming: helps improvise
LRRbot: Flagstones of Trokair | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W}. / When Flagstones of Trokair is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you may search your library for a Plains card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Uzumaki15: Are there decklists for these? I've been wanting to build Celestine since she was spoiled as my mono-white commander
Thefluffiestguineapig: @bwk789 Wouldn't that just be an alternate white weenies strat?
northos: flagstones? uh oh
BrowneePoints: !decklists
Juliamon: !decks
niccus: key with swords deck, it's the dreaded key-blade
definenull: Is mommy coming down?
princess_intell: @niccus is ben about to break out lorcana
jarnatan: 495 lol
ChargingFurret:
I saw that too
KeytarCat: That's a lot of commander damage
bwk789: @Thefluffiestguineapig that's basically my thalia heretic cathar soldiers list. make 17 soldiers a turn
LRRbot: Crested Sunmare [3WW] | Creature โ Horse [5/5] | Other Horses you control have indestructible. / At the beginning of each end step, if you gained life this turn, create a 5/5 white Horse creature token.
Dandinstorm12: horse
RockPusher: Hors!
definenull: Good horse
Thefluffiestguineapig: @bwk789 I respect it and am happy it exists and also happy to not have to face it
ChargingFurret: HORSE!
James_the_Dabbler: hors
Thefluffiestguineapig: Horse!!!
Gadora: Not your end step. Any end step.
definenull: Each end step too
nova_plushie: what a cat and pony show tonight
eshplode: *Each* end step!
HadesLeprechaun: HORSE!!
thraximore: hronse!
bwk789:
@Thefluffiestguineapig i can send you a list if you want 
HadesLeprechaun: goes right into Bill the Pony
definenull: Best word in magic
Dog_of_Myth: Look at Ben's horse....
BrowneePoints: It was a hell of a Mythic
LanceNorm: these horses are gonna breed like rabbits
Mr_Horrible: I'm actually curious of anyone's playing Evangelize
jarnatan: The fact that its on ANY amount of life gained is what makes it utterly busted
LRRbot: Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite [5WW] | Legendary Creature โ Phyrexian Praetor [4/7] | Vigilance / Other creatures you control get +2/+2. / Creatures your opponents control get โ2/โ2.
definenull: Queen
frank_the_great: Mommy
Dandinstorm12: wamp wamp
r10pez10: hey! he got the boardwipe
jarnatan: Elesh Mom
YeetTheRich_: death to bears
nova_plushie: Stax can't beat mom
frogomb: Game 2?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Horse also has Graham's favorite single word in Magic: Each.
Dandinstorm12: gotta announce your triggers
frank_the_great: Does it trigger?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @bwk789 Thank you for the offer but I don't have a collection or the money to start playing. More relevantly none of the local LGS places have a truly friendly community for low skill players
thanzo: ghost immediately dissolves
princess_intell: @Dread_Pirate_Westley to quote a very tall man: EACH?!
grovak: @superdude097 @northos thats my abd, didnt realize it was an urzasaga trigger just heard the what do you think im going to get, my attention was divded but thanks for clarification
Thefluffiestguineapig: Look at Ben's horse
Oreo1369: Does ben get dungeon
Thefluffiestguineapig: His horse is amazing
BrowneePoints: It's soul tries to come back and the Faerie stuff the soul back in the body
northos:
@grovak no worries 
frank_the_great: Ben, now is the perfect time to Gearhulk
frogomb: Ben's horse is amazing
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LRRbot: Council's Judgment [1WW] | Sorcery | Will of the council โ Starting with you, each player votes for a nonland permanent you don't control. Exile each permanent with the most votes or tied for most votes.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @princess_intell A very tall man doesn't narrow it down much with this crew.
bwk789: @Thefluffiestguineapig no sweat. hope you find your ever lgs soon
hidingbox: One time wrath of god
princess_intell: @Dread_Pirate_Westley too true, good lord
Thefluffiestguineapig: @bwk789 That would be nice, and thank you for the good thoughts
niccus: ben votes last, so i don't think you can tie
northos: Ben can guarantee there's not a tie
jarnatan: Council's Judgment, famously gets around hexproof too!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Given that Ben votes last, it's going to be 3-1.
frogomb: Shut up chat and get on Ben's horse
Thefluffiestguineapig: @LoadingReadyRun I wish I could find the clip of Adam and Ben on Let's Nope talking about how they couldn't fight various animals
Dandinstorm12: not Serge's things
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben's on a horse, hya!
NylO2: Serge's plan all along was not to double on Ben *huge brain*
thanzo: this is my council and I am judging you
thraximore: !card will of the council
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
LRRbot: Lightning Greaves [2] | Artifact โ Equipment | Equipped creature has haste and shroud. / Equip {0}
thraximore: !card secret council
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Zoltaris:
No boots n cats 
Frostwriter111: boots'n'cats?
Dandinstorm12: boots with the pur
jarnatan: It's a mechanic name, not a card name
definenull: Gavin bursts into the room and reprimands you for discussing
Quarthian: I want a bant voting commander so bad
thraximore: Ah ok, Ben called it a card
Mazrae: boots n cats
BrowneePoints: Serge...you have stupid sexy Cat Lady
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northos: !card cirdan the shipwright
LRRbot: Cรญrdan the Shipwright [3GU] | Legendary Creature โ Elf Noble [3/4] | Vigilance / Secret council โ Whenever Cรญrdan the Shipwright enters the battlefield or attacks, each player secretly votes for a player, then those votes are revealed. Each player draws a card for each vote they received. Each player who received no votes may put a permanent card from their hand onto the battlefield.
Micsig: sales tax on the boots with the purr
northos: secret council example ^
philippekav: Gavin !
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Quarthian That would be an amazing strat for new conspiracy
BrowneePoints: She still has the boots with the purr
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints The whole board was looking at her
r10pez10: that's so wild
princess_intell: oh god it's MUN all over again
jarnatan: Fun fact, Cirdan the Shipwright, at ten thousand years old, is the longest-lived elf in Middle-Earth
karmic_guide: Does serge get a cat on his upkeep?
CodeGreen101: How on earth is Wheeler not part of Mono White commander
TheWanderingNomad: I thought Baxter howled?
Zoltaris: I love squeeky cats
Thefluffiestguineapig: Baxter is amazing
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princess_intell: god baxter is so cute
karmic_guide: (from the colar)
ChargingFurret: @karmic_guide yep, and they died to elesh norn
Dread_Pirate_Westley: One of my little furry friends squeaks.
princess_intell: all cats are cute
definenull: Baxter talks in font size 2pt
superdude097: !card Kemba, Kha Reg
LRRbot: Kemba, Kha Regent [1WW] | Legendary Creature โ Cat Cleric [2/4] | At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 2/2 white Cat creature token for each Equipment attached to Kemba, Kha Regent.
karmic_guide: ohhhh
Zoltaris: @CodeGreen101 He is, he is very explicity playing Kemba
Thefluffiestguineapig: How does every fact I learn about Baxter make him better?
karmic_guide: @ChargingFurret right, thank you much
Zoltaris: !decks
Zoltaris: See?
Zoltaris: Aw they changed it >:(
princess_intell: i love dogs too
Easilycrazyhat: Sweet confused little boy
BrowneePoints: Also I know that Khemba art is emblematic of the old art that was way over sexualized, but gosh it's good art
Dandinstorm12: dogs
princess_intell: dogs and cats are so freaking CUTE
BrowneePoints: Old art era*
TheWanderingNomad: Has Ben tried the Zootopia scene?
LRRbot: Stoneforge Mystic [1W] | Creature โ Kor Artificer [1/2] | When Stoneforge Mystic enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {1}{W}, {T}: You may put an Equipment card from your hand onto the battlefield.
Khalahd: My little dog does that when we sing, so we fully taught him "Sing!", the only command he's good at. XD
miss_molly_james: Just got on. First thing I see: mono-white commander night. Second thing I see: Ben's life total.
LRRbot: Esper Sentinel [W] | Artifact Creature โ Human Soldier [1/1] | Whenever an opponent casts their first noncreature spell each turn, draw a card unless that player pays {X}, where X is Esper Sentinel's power.
definenull: Ben just needs 2 more life
princess_intell: ben's life total is almost nice. it's just impressive now, but 2 more and it'll be nice.
Dandinstorm12: oh yeah
code1300: Shouldnโt graham have a spirit from his tithe taker
Thefluffiestguineapig: Damn, 6 till Ben is at a nice life total
LRRbot: Trailblazer's Torch [4] | Artifact โ Equipment | When Trailblazer's Torch enters the battlefield, you take the initiative. / Whenever equipped creature becomes blocked, it deals 2 damage to each creature blocking it. / Equip {1}
TheWanderingNomad:
Wheeler a Sith Lord confirmed? 
definenull: Secret entrance~
bwk789: im building a lure/deathtouch deck with Torch and hoping it pans out
ThatOverkillGuy: everyone playing white is giving me PTSD
Thefluffiestguineapig: Paul is amazing with the overlay as always
LRRbot: Deafening Silence [W] | Enchantment | Each player can't cast more than one noncreature spell each turn.
princess_intell: plains. steppe lynx.
BrowneePoints: Hearing undercut makes me miss Dice Friends
Dandinstorm12: there we go
BrowneePoints: Undercity*
grovak: hatebears dont discriminate
Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
northos: take game actions so no one else can!
BrowneePoints: Phone you're doing me dirty tonight
Dandinstorm12: Graham "Here to take game actions" Stark
NewtyNewts: beep boop joke
azureHaights: "Just here to take game actions" away from everyone else
Darleysam: ploughshares so good
Dandinstorm12: also rude Ben
definenull: There aren't many game actions left with your deck
frank_the_great: Gman's at 3 lands, he aint casting two spells
plundypops: You can't make the game worse for everyone. That is pox striplock Yager's job!
BrowneePoints: ChatGrahamPT
jarnatan: Graham is just playing Judge's Tower
niccus: imagining chatgpt playing magic like it plays chess
LRRbot: Duelist's Heritage [2W] | Enchantment | Whenever one or more creatures attack, you may have target attacking creature gain double strike until end of turn.
definenull: Uhhhh
MegaDosX: Oh yeah that thing rocks
r10pez10: any attack!
Dandinstorm12: uhhh
grgriffin3: That's a silly, silly card
Dandinstorm12: that costs 4 right
princess_intell: i wonder if magic would be a good test for how intelligent AI is
frank_the_great: This card is fun, but having a politics convo each combat can become a chore
Thefluffiestguineapig: Serge looking down the barrel of the camera as he realizes things is very funny to mefor some reason
LRRbot: Ranger-Captain of Eos [1WW] | Creature โ Human Soldier Ranger [3/3] | When Ranger-Captain of Eos enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a creature card with mana value 1 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / Sacrifice Ranger-Captain of Eos: Your opponents can't cast noncreature spells this turn.
princess_intell: it takes a lot of "human-type" thinking
spicemelonge: good evening
r10pez10: ornithopter!
bwk789: here comes the serra ascendent
hidingbox: Has Ben paid an extra for the heritage?
Dandinstorm12: Giant killer
frank_the_great: Is Skrelv a mom?
definenull: The Bishop that poops angels
ChargingFurret: the doggo
LRRbot: Selfless Savior [W] | Creature โ Dog [1/1] | Sacrifice Selfless Savior: Another target creature you control gains indestructible until end of turn.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Dawg!
Dog_of_Myth: The doogo
HadesLeprechaun: SAD flavor text
frank_the_great: Skrelv is like a dog
Dandinstorm12: I mean Ben has the mana
BrowneePoints: Don't forget to venture
princess_intell: what a nice 1/1 vanilla creature
azureHaights: Good old vanilla 1/1 doggo
plundypops: Pupper!
princess_intell: with no other text at all
TriseAlpha: Best doggo with no abilities.
A_Dub888: !card celestine
LRRbot: Did you mean: Celestine, the Living Saint; Celestine Cave Witch; Celestine Reef
LanceNorm:
Darleysam: quickly checking on doesthedogdie to see how this game turns out....
A_Dub888: !card celestine, the living
LRRbot: Celestine, the Living Saint [4W] | Legendary Creature โ Human Warrior [3/4] | Flying, lifelink / Healing Tears โ At the beginning of your end step, return target creature card with mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield, where X is the amount of life you gained this turn.
frank_the_great: There's no rule in Magic that says you can't play a dog
HadesLeprechaun: the flavor text on this one AND the Secret Lair version make it even MORE sad
ChargingFurret: you COULD stack the tirggers so you do scry after you search
Thefluffiestguineapig: Putting the face on the dungeon overlay is so good!!!
jundinator: Hello LRR
Gascitygaming: my fave thing paul has ever done with an MTG stream overlay
BrowneePoints: We gotta get a HeroQuest themed Dungeon of the Mad Mage Dice Friends
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Dandinstorm12: Graham putting the tokens in his mouth
Dandinstorm12: "Delicious"
jundinator: Currently watching fron WOE prerelease
definenull: Murder is black colour identity tho
shane_neeb: this is game 1 right
A_Dub888: But Murder's a black spell
hidingbox: !decklists
theevilslime: Hang on Ben, Murder isn't within the colour identity today
jundinator: Yes
Thefluffiestguineapig: I do love watching the LRR crew give each other good advice
Dandinstorm12: Serge "Guess I'll die" Yager
jundinator: On my phone
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jundinator: Unfortunately unable to make jund work though
princess_intell: @jundinator hope you win packs
jundinator: Me too. Currently 1 and 1
shane_neeb: may your sealed pools be bountiful and your rares on-color
Dandinstorm12: cash in the dog!
ChargingFurret: phrasing?
MegaDosX: Graham
Thefluffiestguineapig: My life would be so much easier if horses didn't constantly find all the creative ways to hurt themselves
Gascitygaming: Jund em out is more guidlines than an actual rule, it's ok
grgriffin3: Graham
r10pez10: graham
MegaDosX: What the hell Graham
Dandinstorm12: gottem
LanceNorm: Clap
jundinator: With rakdos rats
kassyy: NELSON NO
Alas_Babylon: uwu
BrowneePoints: Sure Graham
Oreo1369: Lol
grgriffin3: Serge continues to be blessedly innocent
Thefluffiestguineapig: We totally believe that Graham
princess_intell: DOGGY NO
Dandinstorm12: Graham "I've been doing that for years" Stark
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BrowneePoints:
Technically that phrase means they've got a beast inside them as in they can throw down 
pervy chat being pervy
Dandinstorm12: suuure
Dandinstorm12: we knew what Graham meant
jundinator: Thanks for the sub @gascitygaming
r10pez10: i didn't know that either wow
Thefluffiestguineapig: @grgriffin3 It heartens me how innocent he can be and it is not a bad thing for the crew or a joke at his expense
princess_intell: this is the internet. how can you expect anything but lewd.
Sorator13: twitch won't let me include "slays" in the clip title for some reason
Lawblades:
Thank you for teaching me that 
jundinator: When did Ben get so much life
princess_intell: angels!
NewtyNewts: Since lifegain
jundinator: !card celestine
LRRbot: Did you mean: Celestine, the Living Saint; Celestine Cave Witch; Celestine Reef
jundinator: 1
Dandinstorm12: nobody has stopped the Ben
definenull: The dog came back!
tod_vom_himmel: oh like 3 ppl aslready clipped it nvm
ThatOverkillGuy: whats the highest life we have ever seen on LRR?
Juliamon: the more versions of a clip the better!
jundinator: !card Celestine, the living saint
LRRbot: Celestine, the Living Saint [4W] | Legendary Creature โ Human Warrior [3/4] | Flying, lifelink / Healing Tears โ At the beginning of your end step, return target creature card with mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield, where X is the amount of life you gained this turn.
Alas_Babylon: Farewell's sounding pretty dope atm
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's officially a herd now!
Shadowsoflife:
@ThatOverkillGuy an non zero amount
azureHaights: Another horse.
princess_intell: yeehaw
Dandinstorm12: Serge "Another horse" Yager
princess_intell: yup, card's busted
definenull: Again, mtg's most powerful word: each
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Dandinstorm12 It would be Serge "Another meow" Yager
NewtyNewts: Ben's busted.
r10pez10: five colour horses never took off in standard, but sunmare is good
A_Dub888: c-c-c-c-COMBO
Dandinstorm12: @Thefluffiestguineapig you can do either
princess_intell: soul warden + sunmare
niccus: you can even recycle horses
northos:
@definenull "draw each card"
jarnatan: Ben has more life than the rest of the table combined
Dandinstorm12: he said both phrases @Thefluffiestguineapig
princess_intell: create a horse army and just trundle in for lethal
chaostreader: Someone needs to wipe the board for Ben to not just run away with this game.
r10pez10: !clip
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Dandinstorm12: #Content
Meemitone: pass priority in sing step
hidingbox: Horsing around
circusofkirkus: targetting?
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @Dandinstorm12 Sorry, I missed that, my bad!
hades31415: does boots prevent double strike target?
Alas_Babylon: Fun fact: You can't put the collar back on Kemba ;-;
MegaDosX: "Paying for things? How provincial" - Serge, probably
BrowneePoints: Ope can't target boots
Sorator13: good question, boots might interfere with that
LRRbot: Emeria, the Sky Ruin | Land | Emeria, the Sky Ruin enters the battlefield tapped. / At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control seven or more Plains, you may return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. / {T}: Add {W}.
Juliamon:
Shroud 
Mazrae: Serge.... you got that song in my head
NewtyNewts: Is the 'no activated abilities on your turn' creature still out?
frogomb: So much horse. Wheeler cameo soon?
Thefluffiestguineapig: The subtitle of the Sky Ruin is so evocative
jundinator: Shroud whoops
LRRbot: Herald of the Host [3WW] | Creature โ Angel [4/4] | Flying, vigilance / Myriad
Alas_Babylon: hey Harold
Fanklok: Was there a no Ionia decree?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey Harold have you met Craig?
Dandinstorm12: Graham "To the battlefield?" Stark
thraximore:
Sorator13: @A_Dub888 further supporting my Serge is Baxter in disguise theory
definenull: I wonder who gave you that emeria
BrowneePoints: Emeria is one of the best of that cycle
Dandinstorm12: Terminus?
jundinator: Can't wait to build a Syr Imodaine commander deck
MegaDosX: Winds of Abandon would do it
Dandinstorm12: Hallowed Burial
jarnatan: @Fanklok Yeah the banlist
superdude097: Sunfall one time
theevilslime: Descend Upon the Sinful
BrowneePoints: Final Judgement
Shadowsoflife: sudden disappearances?
jundinator: Iona on the banlist for not being fun
Dandinstorm12: settle
nova_plushie: i love Winds of Abandon more personally
Dandinstorm12: skeleton = future horse
theevilslime: "crack one of my skeletons which would eventually become a skeleton"
definenull: But would Ben dare sacrifice the dog? Again?
theevilslime: lovely
r10pez10: and all the kings' men
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God: "My wrath upon everyone! Except horses. I like horses"
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theevilslime: bleh i can't words
BrowneePoints: All of Ben's Horses and all of Ben's Mens
Thefluffiestguineapig: @theevilslime Real talk, words are hard
LRRbot: Linvala, Keeper of Silence [2WW] | Legendary Creature โ Angel [3/4] | Flying / Activated abilities of creatures your opponents control can't be activated.
jarnatan: @LoadingReadyRun "Noah, build me an ark. For horses. Just horses this time."
plundypops: Linvala! We needed you to save the pupper
LRRbot: Boompile [4] | Artifact | {T}: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, destroy all nonland permanents.
FarleyF: you know since Paul is a disembodied voice off sceen would it be the Wrath of Paul
frank_the_great: LETS GOOO
thraximore: *boompile*
Sorator13: Boompile!!
UWDJohn: B O O M P I L E
Dandinstorm12: Boompile
r10pez10: get your coins ready
Thefluffiestguineapig: Boompile!!!
MegaDosX: Someone call Olivia!
TheWanderingNomad: Oh boi BOOMPILE
couchboyj: Mill, but only with continuous, enthusiastic consent.
Dandinstorm12: obviously
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wouldn't that be a construct?
Dandinstorm12: we all skeletons are future horses
frank_the_great: I'm channeling all my spirit energy into Nelson winning
HadesLeprechaun: horses DO have skeletons, believe it or not
Dandinstorm12: *all know
Thefluffiestguineapig: Some kind of organic construct?
Mazrae: Gold horse??
BrowneePoints: Bones into horses is better
Shadowsoflife: Wait is Ben in FMA?
Sorator13: now now, Graham, nothing says what the skeleton is originally from! They could be horse skeletons
jarnatan: Horses are mad expensive, you may as well be transmuting gold at that point
A_Dub888: A necromancer in White mana
Thefluffiestguineapig: @HadesLeprechaun What? No! This cannot be!
shane_neeb: necromancers are just healers who are late
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's a very good prize
Dandinstorm12: Graham "Based on previous Discussion" Stark
MegaDosX: Nice.
theevilslime: Skeletons are like the Eevee of this world, they could be inside of anything eventually!
MegaDosX: Ben's life total tho
panquernic: Horselink
Thefluffiestguineapig: Those are not always reprinted in a way that is obtainable for a good price
thraximore: horsing around
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
NewtyNewts: nice
panquernic: Ben has Horselink
hidingbox: Nice total
Dandinstorm12: not enough
Shadowsoflife: nice
Dandinstorm12: Nice
BrowneePoints: Those look like purebred Arabians or draft horses which go for over $1000 so yes bones to Horses is better
grovak: all the horses and no horsemanship dang
Oreo1369: Nice
MegaDosX: Ben cannot gain or lose any more life
Dread_Pirate_Westley: How many levels of horse are you on, my dude?
squ3e: horse up, to the tune of bird up
A_Dub888:
SmoreThanAFeelin: nice
frank_the_great: Nice
ThatOverkillGuy: nice
freshbubba: Horselink when?
Dandinstorm12: Ben needs a Plats now
HadesLeprechaun: indestructible horses, no less
NewtyNewts: alex_ok.wav
NonMint: Hey @loadingreadyrun graham board looks, small.
MegaDosX: lmaoooooooo
nymistrya: Can't believe RnD didn't see house busted horselink was in testing
DarknessKingCoH: Double horsed up on Friday afternoon
jarnatan: Block. That. Horse!
Dandinstorm12: pile it on!
Oreo1369: All hyped up on horse juice.
trebuchetboy: How many of them are running Approach of the Second Sun lol
Meemitone: wait, effect before flip
jarnatan: So, a horse is watching MTV (Music Television)
MegaDosX: Oh yeah he does
r10pez10: ye
Thefluffiestguineapig: @theevilslime First, this is a good joke, but my weird brain immediately went "does this mean that your theory of Pokemon evolution is they contain their previous form?" and spinning out into weird hypotheticals
r10pez10: this is why boompile rocks
MegaDosX: !card crested sunmare
LRRbot: Crested Sunmare [3WW] | Creature โ Horse [5/5] | Other Horses you control have indestructible. / At the beginning of each end step, if you gained life this turn, create a 5/5 white Horse creature token.
MegaDosX: Ah yeah, other horses
Dandinstorm12: ayyy
Dog_of_Myth:
Dandinstorm12: we did it
trebuchetboy: !decklist
theevilslime: @Thefluffiestguineapig Well, some, like Magneton certainly do
couchboyj:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Excitement for a cool thing! Oh wait
Dandinstorm12: Graham is out of taxes!
theamc2000: 3 land graham, new nickname
Mr_Horrible:
all Graham's taxes are gone? Can Nelly do that to me?
r10pez10: honourable last act o7
Thefluffiestguineapig: @theevilslime For sure, some are definitely using their previous evolutions as component parts, but then what does that mean for Charmeleon?
princess_intell: if the best single word in magic is "each" and the best three words are "draw a card", what are the best two words?
couchboyj: Cool horses don't look at explosions
Dandinstorm12: graham is out of taxes? Ottowa is very concerned
jarnatan: Isn't Crested Sunmare itself dead?
MegaDosX: !card realmbreaker
LRRbot: Did you mean: Realmbreaker's Grasp; Wrenn and Realmbreaker; Realmbreaker, the Invasion Tree
BrowneePoints: It stays exiled if the player leaves
Dandinstorm12: nah the dog
MegaDosX: !card realmbreaker, the invasion tree
LRRbot: Realmbreaker, the Invasion Tree [3] | Legendary Artifact | {2}, {T}: Target opponent mills three cards. Put a land card from their graveyard onto the battlefield tapped under your control. It gains "If this land would leave the battlefield, exile it instead of putting it anywhere else." / {10}, {T}, Sacrifice Realmbreaker, the Invasion Tree: Search your library for any number of Praetor cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
jarnatan: Ah, dog
Dandinstorm12: the dog saved the horse yeah
ElektroTal: wait, am i late
Mr_Horrible: @princess_intell "Scry 2" is probably a good candidate
princess_intell: nice life total
LRRbot: Karmic Guide [3WW] | Creature โ Angel Spirit [2/2] | Flying, protection from black / Echo {3}{W}{W} / When Karmic Guide enters the battlefield, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Dandinstorm12: ohai @ElektroTal
MegaDosX: Boo, the life total is bad now
princess_intell: noooo
ThatOverkillGuy: NOOOOOOOOO
princess_intell: ben take 4
r10pez10: three players left in game one
NewtyNewts: not very nice now
ThatOverkillGuy: ruined
princess_intell: no take 3
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey ElektroTal!
BrowneePoints: If a player has your permanents and they die those permanents are exiled as they exit the game
Thefluffiestguineapig: Still game one
Dandinstorm12: ayyy
frank_the_great: I will allow a spite concede to keep the life total at 69
definenull:
theamc2000: Karmic guide canโt bring back radiant
Thefluffiestguineapig: YAU!
LRRbot: Mesmeric Orb [2] | Artifact | Whenever a permanent becomes untapped, that permanent's controller mills a card.
TheWanderingNomad:
LRRbot: Archon of Coronation [4WW] | Creature โ Archon [5/5] | Flying / When Archon of Coronation enters the battlefield, you become the monarch. / As long as you're the monarch, damage doesn't cause you to lose life.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh man
princess_intell: @frank_the_great that's the moral victory
LRRbot: Vexilus Praetor [3W] | Creature โ Custodes Warrior [3/4] | Flash / Vigilance / Aegis of the Emperor โ Commanders you control have protection from everything.
Sorator13: WHAT
MegaDosX: So Ben wins right? >_>
Dandinstorm12: you kill the creature
theamc2000: Ben canโt bring back Radiant Solar
pn55:
Gross 
Thefluffiestguineapig: Serge's judge brain is melting
Mr_Horrible: you take damage, but you don't lose life for the damage
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Do this first?
jarnatan: You still take damage, your life total just doesnt change
Dandinstorm12: or you blow up the archon
definenull: So infect still happens
Dandinstorm12: y'know
theamc2000: Judge on the karmic guide
grovak: kinda like taking posion while under teferis protection
jarnatan: So yeah infect still happens, commander damage still happens, curiosity still happens, etc.
Mazrae: Time for TTC??
superdude097: The other 2 are still in hand
thraximore: !card karmic guide
LRRbot: Karmic Guide [3WW] | Creature โ Angel Spirit [2/2] | Flying, protection from black / Echo {3}{W}{W} / When Karmic Guide enters the battlefield, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Fanklok: @BrowneePoints It depends, if they got them through a control changing effect like threaten that effect just ends and they get their stuff back. If it's something like Desertion or Brioery then they get exiled.
theamc2000: Thought it say non angel
superdude097: You drew them
thraximore: Restoration Angel is non-angel
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Its name is literally Praetor, but it's not a Praetor
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben's turn is like Shaherazad
theamc2000: @thraximore ty
MegaDosX: There's that one Kaldheim card that also says non-angel
Politicallycorrekt: Another dungeon trigger?
thraximore:
It's ok, I make that same mistake all the time 
thraximore: @MegaDosX Glorious Protector
BrowneePoints: @fanklok correct but seeing as there was no threaten effect it was irrelevant as to what serge was asking
MegaDosX: !card glorious protector
LRRbot: Glorious Protector [2WW] | Creature โ Angel Cleric [3/4] | Flash / Flying / When Glorious Protector enters the battlefield, you may exile any number of non-Angel creatures you control until Glorious Protector leaves the battlefield. / Foretell {2}{W}
MegaDosX: Yeah, I just found it on Scryfall
frank_the_great: A horse a horse, of course of course
MegaDosX: Oh you guys are boned
Dandinstorm12: nice
r10pez10: are you above 30 life though???
Dandinstorm12: quick maths says yes
MegaDosX: Could you imagine though
LRRbot: Serra Ascendant [W] | Creature โ Human Monk [1/1] | Lifelink / As long as you have 30 or more life, Serra Ascendant gets +5/+5 and has flying.
theamc2000: Did I see a Serra emissary?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @frank_the_great And horses can't talk with a voice plus of course
Oreo1369: Venture
Oreo1369: Dungeon
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think I misremembered the words to the Mr. Ed themesong
freshbubba: Dungeon triggers on 2 creatures right?
TheWanderingNomad:
We 
down here
LRRbot: Skyhunter Skirmisher [1WW] | Creature โ Cat Knight [1/1] | Flying, double strike
LRRbot: Stonehewer Giant [3WW] | Creature โ Giant Warrior [4/4] | Vigilance / {1}{W}, {T}: Search your library for an Equipment card, put it onto the battlefield, attach it to a creature you control, then shuffle.
Dandinstorm12:
cogito_ErgoSam: Did Ben draw for monarch?
LRRbot: Generous Gift [2W] | Instant | Destroy target permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Elephant creature token.
Dandinstorm12: how generous
DMGlol: have a free elephant
frank_the_great: How generous
jarnatan: Now we're playing with pauper
TriseAlpha: Operation: Dumbo Drop is a go
grovak: im absolutely loving the hate bears hanging on with 3 mana
princess_intell: i love generous gift so much
NewtyNewts: Avenir?
Mr_Horrible: the actual factual Bylaw & Order ref
frank_the_great: Imagine being named the petty
Dandinstorm12: it can also be cold
TriseAlpha: It's about time we address the elephant in the room
Dog_of_Myth: Yep
micalovits: G needs to mill from the orb
Mr_Horrible: Canonized
Oreo1369: Ben dungeon from ranger etb
TheWanderingNomad: WOO
BrowneePoints: YEP
LRRbot: Weathered Wayfarer [W] | Creature โ Human Nomad Cleric [1/1] | {W}, {T}: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Activate only if an opponent controls more lands than you.
Mr_Horrible: Mo!
BrowneePoints: MOLANDER
Dandinstorm12: Molander!
princess_intell: "sorry i blew up your wincon, here's a 3/3 elephant!" "thanks?????"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TriseAlpha Is this just triggering the universal childhood trauma of the Elephants on Parade with added LSD?
thanzo: that's really cool
TheWanderingNomad: "Picture the tree in your MIND."
Jobot180: Omg, I hear that text in Cam's voice now
shane_neeb: we skipping serges turn
Dandinstorm12: and Cam's was.....
frank_the_great: Isn't it Serge's turn?
waywardrunt: homelander, classic selesnyan
code1300: Did grand mill?
jundinator: Is serge playing snow basics?
r10pez10: GGs
LRRbot: Seht's Tiger [2WW] | Creature โ Cat [3/3] | Flash / When Seht's Tiger enters the battlefield, you gain protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
plundypops: I was waiting for settle from serge. lol
ElektroTal: how many of these decks were made by wheeler?
LRRbot: Reprieve [1W] | Instant | Return target spell to its owner's hand. / Draw a card.
r10pez10: the heck is that
Dog_of_Myth:
MegaDosX: Good lord Ben
Dandinstorm12: at least one
grovak: GOTTEM
princess_intell: reprieve is so broken
HadesLeprechaun: GOTTEM
definenull: Tiger with seht mechanic
grgriffin3: Woooooow
Gooseblast:
Game 2 archenemy
jundinator: <message deleted>Wooo
NewtyNewts: Well... at least one-and-a-half
HadesLeprechaun: Reprieve, best new white counterspell
jarnatan: Second game is going to be fourteen hours, calling it now
Oreo1369: HELL YEAH
Dog_of_Myth: @definenull I see what you did there.
Oreo1369: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:21:55.
r10pez10: that was somehow both how a usual monowhite game goes and also not how a usual monowhite game goes
jundinator: <message deleted>Bring in beejchase and make it extra spicy
princess_intell: is it wrong to think that reprieve is on the same level as STP in terms of "goes in every white deck"
LanceNorm: If Graham draws a 4th land, it's a whole different game
plundypops:
omg @definenull 
Dandinstorm12: or they all gang up on Ben....
jundinator: <message deleted>!beejchase
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kingburger5yeet: hi
NewtyNewts: Ooh, I hope we get a Beejchase again sometime!!!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, Beejchase???
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm so excited
LathosTiran: what was the card that had the LRRlore?
kingburger5yeet: !card gore,amd
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
kingburger5yeet: !card goremand
LRRbot: Goremand [4BB] | Creature โ Demon [5/5] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Flying / Trample / When Goremand enters the battlefield, each opponent sacrifices a creature.
superdude097: @LathosTiran Generous Gift. Not sure of the printing though
NewtyNewts: It was Generous Gift
BrowneePoints: Commander masters
Darleysam: oh hell yeah Oxenfree 2 on Talking Sim!
BrowneePoints: Full art variant
transcoder_: Music is from Road Quest?
kingburger5yeet: join
Juliamon: transcoder_ yup
kingburger5yeet: ok
kingburger5yeet: okok
princess_intell: i like the other printing too, the one where the elephant looks just as confused as everyone else
kingburger5yeet: im now who is winning
freshmaker__: very excited for the bg3 on pif
Shadowsoflife: ^
kingburger5yeet: im new whos winning
Woogachaka: !decklist
Makrosian_Tae: They're doing BG3? Here?? Hell yeah!
NewtyNewts: They're getting ready for game 2, Ben absolutely stomped the game
princess_intell: we are in between games, but serge won
BrowneePoints: Oof that feel when you bend your entire thumbnail but you have super strong nails so it's fine
superdude097: @kingburger5yeet Ben won the first game. They're taking a break before game 2
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kingburger5yeet Everyone because they got to game 2!
Shadowsoflife: Yeah heather's playing @Makrosian_Tae
kingburger5yeet: bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Juliamon: reminder to check out the new hoodie!!
Juliamon: !store
princess_intell: it's a very canadian hoodie
Juliamon: it's v good and even got me to take a selfie
BrowneePoints: I can't, muh size is sold out
kingburger5yeet: !card shock
LRRbot: Shock [R] | Instant | Shock deals 2 damage to any target.
jundinator: <message deleted>!card banefire
LRRbot: Banefire [XR] | Sorcery | Banefire deals X damage to any target. / If X is 5 or more, this spell can't be countered and the damage can't be prevented.
jarnatan: Hope everybody's boiling their milk during the break for more hot milk summer!
kingburger5yeet: !card poop
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
princess_intell: LRR should count as an official canadian cultural export
Fanklok: It's very strange the sleeves come separate from the shirts
jundinator: <message deleted>!punt
kingburger5yeet: !card rampaging brontodon
jundinator: !commands
princess_intell: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: Yorri
BrowneePoints: The Canadian Tourism Board should've sponsored Road Quest* @princess_intell
superdude097: !card rampaging Ferocidon
LRRbot: Rampaging Ferocidon [2R] | Creature โ Dinosaur [3/3] | Menace / Players can't gain life. / Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, Rampaging Ferocidon deals 1 damage to that creature's controller.
princess_intell: they should have
transcoder_: Should but glad doesnโt. Keep bureaucratic stuff far from our friendly neighborhood
superdude097: !card thrashing brontodon
LRRbot: Thrashing Brontodon [1GG] | Creature โ Dinosaur [3/4] | {1}, Sacrifice Thrashing Brontodon: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
BrowneePoints: (They actually contacted them but the tourism commission turned them down)
BrowneePoints: (So that was me throwing shade)
princess_intell: it was just for road quest, so the funding would have subsidized production
kingburger5yeet: how much longer
Fanklok: Huzzah for prime
kingburger5yeet: oh
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hello!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: A Reprieve!
theamc2000: Hi
CarolinaPanda: Anyone know when the middle lrrth mats are officially scheduled to ship?
jarnatan: What a nice reprieve we got
Thefluffiestguineapig: Camera change!
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Woogachaka: Woah, mono-white commander night!
Sorator13: we appreciate the trolling
BrowneePoints: Quick kill Serge and steal his Moccasins!
kingburger5yeet: why no voice
r10pez10: T1 thalia
theamc2000: Ben, best mono white player
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
trebuchetboy: All hail King Ben
couchboyj:
Has / will there be a mono brown commander night?
princess_intell: that's pauls superpower as tech
shane_neeb: ben starts the game with the monarch
jarnatan: Ben has Leyline of The Monarchy out apparently
LRRbot: Flagstones of Trokair | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W}. / When Flagstones of Trokair is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you may search your library for a Plains card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Ben won the first game so much he gets to still be Monarch.
Sorator13: @kingburger5yeet sound's working fine for me
trebuchetboy: @LoadingReadyRun ben still monarch
kingburger5yeet: mueh
Sorator13: @couchboyj there has not been one afaik, can't speak to the future
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints I cannot find comfy maccasins that are reasonably priced and dont immediately fall apart
Dandinstorm12: get rcked Stats
LRRbot: Basilisk Collar [1] | Artifact โ Equipment | Equipped creature has deathtouch and lifelink. / Equip {2}
jundinator: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #4739: "What kind of 'showing pictures of squeaky-voiced people to strangers' skill do you have that you want to roll?" โDale [2018-02-26]
thraximore: Oh, good to see Serge found his Sol Ring.
jarnatan: Serge takes mana burn!
r10pez10: mana burn, 39
Woogachaka: Woah, love that opener in Kemba
frank_the_great: Ben also wasted one mana
adambomb625: Oh thats the expensive sol ring
LRRbot: Tithe Taker [1W] | Creature โ Human Soldier [2/1] | During your turn, spells your opponents cast cost {1} more to cast and abilities your opponents activate cost {1} more to activate unless they're mana abilities. / Afterlife 1
LRRbot: Blind Obedience [1W] | Enchantment | Extort / Artifacts and creatures your opponents control enter the battlefield tapped.
Dandinstorm12: Nice
code1300: Ben no monarch
Dread_Pirate_Westley: And it's got extort?
Dandinstorm12: what a great card
citizen_pain: and it's got extort?!?
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is more promising
Sorator13: Remind me what Extort does?
BrowneePoints: Woah what's that art
frank_the_great: Rules text
r10pez10: yeah, reminder text pip
Fanklok: Graham Stark CEO, extorts his employees
ab50luteunit: Graham currently has more mana on thurn two than he did on turn 10 of last game
ElektroTal: that definitely felt like part of a broadway show song
Paranundrox: technically the hybrid symbol is in the CR but not the oracle text it's silly
Thefluffiestguineapig: Now we see if Graham can draw more lands!
Mr_Horrible: this was relevant for Crypt Shade too
jundinator: Has anyone seen the gorgeous commandfest reliquary tower
LRRbot: Secluded Steppe | Land | Secluded Steppe enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {W}. / Cycling {W}
UnknownFriday: I'd really like to make a commander extort deck, I just don't think there's enough stuff with extort to make it possible.
whiteravenlord: Would you say Serge was off by 1 colorless mana for his turn 1 play?
plundypops: I feel like it would be a crime for Serge not to include kitchen finks in his deck
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plundypops: for posterity
LRRbot: Oketra the True [3W] | Legendary Creature โ God [3/6] | Double strike, indestructible / Oketra the True can't attack or block unless you control at least three other creatures. / {3}{W}: Create a 1/1 white Warrior creature token with vigilance.
jundinator: !card pontiff of blight
LRRbot: Pontiff of Blight [4BB] | Creature โ Zombie Cleric [2/7] | Extort / Other creatures you control have extort.
BrowneePoints: All you need is Pontiff of Blight and tokens
Dandinstorm12: well
freshbubba: Just make hybrid mana okay commander cowards
Sorator13: yeah, that's reasonable
frank_the_great: I will allow it
Juliamon: Oketra is an honorary cat
Easilycrazyhat: Oh, Cat Ra.
Dandinstorm12: technically not a cat
princess_intell: she's totally a cat
jarnatan: Oketra is here, but where is Adora?!
LRRbot: Thought Vessel [2] | Artifact | You have no maximum hand size. / {T}: Add {C}.
princess_intell: whatever percentage of cat the head is totally counts
DarknessKingCoH: Oketra has a Cat Hat
Euphemion_RFB: Oketra is a cat in the way a Daddy Long Legs is a spider.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Technically all cats are gods, so Oketra is an honorary cat.
shane_neeb: nah i think shes a furry
r10pez10: very likely, paul
Mr_Horrible: wait that just makes Oketra a VTuber
micalovits: Cats are gods in their own mind anyway, so it works
LRRbot: Loran of the Third Path [2W] | Legendary Creature โ Human Artificer [2/1] | Vigilance / When Loran of the Third Path enters the battlefield, destroy up to one target artifact or enchantment. / {T}: You and target opponent each draw a card.
Dandinstorm12: nice
BrowneePoints: Nah all the Amonkheti gods had Animal Heads Paul
Mr_Horrible: a catgirl because her audience expects it
Thefluffiestguineapig: They do have real weird physics stuff
ab50luteunit: Modeled after Bast
definenull: Oh no
Thefluffiestguineapig: And are all nonmewtonian fluids
NewtyNewts: All cats only look like cats because that's how we expect them to look
philippekav: Oketra is a cat just like she has reach
citizen_pain: isn't extort gaining equal to total life lost?
princess_intell: now i'm just remembering that one friday nights bit
Easilycrazyhat: There was some explanation for the Amonkhet god forms, but I can't remember what it was.
UnknownFriday: No, extort is life lost, not just 1. Graham would gain 3 there.
frank_the_great: โShe will come back to me.โ
Dandinstorm12: Thoughtvessel spared for now
thraximore: Extort is 3
LRRbot: War Room | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {3}, {T}, Pay life equal to the number of colors in your commanders' color identity: Draw a card.
shane_neeb: graham should gain 3, he gains life equal to the life lost
princess_intell: the third or fourth video i ever saw from LRR back in 2021
BrowneePoints: Graham should've gained 3
theevilslime: extort says "you gain that much life"
theevilslime: yep
LRRbot: Bastion Protector [2W] | Creature โ Human Soldier [3/3] | Commander creatures you control get +2/+2 and have indestructible.
jarnatan: Extortionate rates!
BrowneePoints: Extort is REAL good in commander
BrowneePoints: It's why Pontiff of Blight is gross
UnknownFriday: It's *such* a good ability in Commander.
superdude097: Enters tapped
djalternative: wait. is Ben still the monarch?
jundinator: That and Gary is why WOTC doesn't use that templating any more
Euphemion_RFB: So, will there be a mono-colourless night? Are there even enough colourless commanders yet?
BrowneePoints: !card Pontiff of Blight
LRRbot: Pontiff of Blight [4BB] | Creature โ Zombie Cleric [2/7] | Extort / Other creatures you control have extort.
LRRbot: Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}: Choose a color. Add an amount of mana of that color equal to your devotion to that color.
RAZRBCK08: Protector is tapped
LRRbot: Ebony Fly [2] | Artifact | Ebony Fly enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {C}. / {4}: Roll a d6. Until end of turn, you may have Ebony Fly become an X/X Insect artifact creature with flying, where X is the result. / Whenever Ebony Fly attacks, another target attacking creature gains flying until end of turn.
Dandinstorm12: uh
violetblight: LMAO
Dandinstorm12: Beej!
Dandinstorm12:
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It's pretty fly.
Sorator13: That's such a weird card
Sorator13: I like it
r10pez10: okay serge that's definitely not a cat
BrowneePoints: It's a dnd magic item Graham
definenull: Weird mana rock
Fanklok: I want to see someone bust out Karma and Urborg
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@Dread_Pirate_Westley For a white card
philippekav: it's a figure of wondreous power !
princess_intell: if you squint it kinda looks like a flea
brainbosh: Just animate a tiny fly statue lol
Dandinstorm12: it's not a cat, it's an artifact
Thefluffiestguineapig: Doesn't quite scan into the lyrics right
LRRbot: Mind Stone [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Mind Stone: Draw a card.
LRRbot: Monoskelion [2] | Artifact Creature โ Construct [1/1] | Monoskelion enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it. / {1}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Monoskelion: It deals 1 damage to any target.
Euphemion_RFB: You need a fly for the cats to play with.
LRRbot: Blind Obedience [1W] | Enchantment | Extort / Artifacts and creatures your opponents control enter the battlefield tapped.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @Thefluffiestguineapig I thought about it, but sadly, it's an artifact.
Dandinstorm12: I though it was ancient tomb mana
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @Dread_Pirate_Westley Damn, we tried to make it work
BrowneePoints: I mean, the pokemon tcg used to have you turn your card different directions for different status effects Nelly
jundinator: Time for round 3
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BrowneePoints: Then they got smart and added counters instead
LRRbot: Myrel, Shield of Argive [3W] | Legendary Creature โ Human Soldier [3/4] | During your turn, your opponents can't cast spells or activate abilities of artifacts, creatures, or enchantments. / Whenever Myrel, Shield of Argive attacks, create X 1/1 colorless Soldier artifact creature tokens, where X is the number of Soldiers you control.
APartofManny: so Serge didn't put kitchen finx right?
definenull: Uh oh
thraximore: them!!
r10pez10: dang, myrel's good
BrowneePoints: They
BrowneePoints: Myrel is They Them
Dandinstorm12: Why can you activate planeswalkers abitlies
theamc2000: Be bo boop
LRRbot: Generous Gift [2W] | Instant | Destroy target permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Elephant creature token.
Paranundrox: @Dandinstorm12 Loyalty abilities are at sorcery speed 95% of the time
Dandinstorm12: yeah but the ones that aren't are mean
Sorator13: Love that flavor text
Nightecho06: Don't worry everyone, it's mono white. Eventually it just turns into sun titan and emeria loops.
Paranundrox: the other 5% being Wandering Emperor and Teferi Archmage emblem
Sorator13: "The best presents are impossible to regift."
Dread_Pirate_Westley: In further irony, the elephant can see.
NewtyNewts: I thought it was called Minting NFTs?
Paranundrox: but Wandering Emperor usually requires casting the spell as well anyways
BrowneePoints: But yea in the Brothers War story it was made known Myrel is NB and They/Them @loadingreadyrun
Dandinstorm12: and the other teferi
LRRbot: Kemba, Kha Regent [1WW] | Legendary Creature โ Cat Cleric [2/4] | At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 2/2 white Cat creature token for each Equipment attached to Kemba, Kha Regent.
MadWolf1290: he said the thing!
trebuchetboy: 2 for 2
NewtyNewts: Bingo!
LRRbot: Candy Trail [1] | Artifact โ Food Clue | When Candy Trail enters the battlefield, scry 2. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Candy Trail: You gain 3 life and draw a card.
definenull: Ooh
theamc2000: Not etb tapped Nelson
definenull: Tough cookie
MegaDosX: !card night of the sweets revenge
LRRbot: Night of the Sweets' Revenge [3G] | Enchantment | When Night of the Sweets' Revenge enters the battlefield, create a Food token. / Foods you control have "{T}: Add {G}." / {5}{G}{G}, Sacrifice Night of the Sweets' Revenge: Creatures you control get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of Foods you control. Activate only as a sorcery.
shane_neeb: yeah my Rocco deck is eating good this set, pun intended
SquatchBear: !card rocco
LRRbot: Did you mean: Rocco, Street Chef; Rocco, Cabaretti Caterer; Sirocco
LRRbot: The Fair Basilica | Land โ Sphere | The Fair Basilica enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {W}. / {1}{W}, {T}, Sacrifice The Fair Basilica: Draw a card.
BrowneePoints: I wanna make a mean Stax Rocco and call it Rocco's Modern Strife
shane_neeb: !card rocco, street chef
LRRbot: Rocco, Street Chef [RGW] | Legendary Creature โ Elf Druid [2/4] | At the beginning of your end step, each player exiles the top card of their library. Until your next end step, each player may play the card they exiled this way. / Whenever a player plays a land from exile or casts a spell from exile, you put a +1/+1 counter on target creature and create a Food token.
freshmaker__: I think Sweet's Revenge was the 1 card from WOE I added to Rocco. Tough Cookie is like the 101st card. LOTR was the big one for me.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Night of the Sweets Revenge is just IBS next morning
LRRbot: Planar Disruption [1W] | Enchantment โ Aura | Enchant artifact, creature, or planeswalker / Enchanted permanent can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It's an ok basilica, I suppose. Nothing compared to that one Henge.
Mattmitchell45: "What? It's a fair basilicia"
jarnatan: The Fair Rosemary
MegaDosX: Their passive will still work
Haroldholmes25: would love an unfair basilica that is just a functional library reprint
Dandinstorm12: uhhh
BrowneePoints: That Unfinity Plains!
Dandinstorm12: graham has 7 whole mana huh
Paranundrox: Unfair Basilica is Bazaar but it draws 3 and discards 2
Sorator13:
BrowneePoints: Man, imagine if we get full art spaceics in the Space Set in 2025 too
jarnatan: Unfair Basilica loses you the game. It never said who it would be unfair to
definenull: Holding up for settle
LRRbot: Celestine, the Living Saint [4W] | Legendary Creature โ Human Warrior [3/4] | Flying, lifelink / Healing Tears โ At the beginning of your end step, return target creature card with mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield, where X is the amount of life you gained this turn.
Dandinstorm12: Graham "what if..." Stark
Dandinstorm12: so now you wrath right
LRRbot: Emeria, the Sky Ruin | Land | Emeria, the Sky Ruin enters the battlefield tapped. / At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control seven or more Plains, you may return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. / {T}: Add {W}.
Sorator13: @Dandinstorm12 Graham "what if..." Yager
BrowneePoints: Graham, are you excited for the Space Opera set that's *looks at calendar* a year and a half out?
LRRbot: Esper Sentinel [W] | Artifact Creature โ Human Soldier [1/1] | Whenever an opponent casts their first noncreature spell each turn, draw a card unless that player pays {X}, where X is Esper Sentinel's power.
Dandinstorm12: mmmmm why would Graham take Serge's name......
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 Graham 'what if....' Ulmer
Sorator13:
@Dandinstorm12 gotta watch the last Glurp stream
r10pez10:
oketra, a cat, who sounds like a mouse
theamc2000: Mew cuz they are a cat
BrowneePoints: Haha I got murdered!
definenull: Ya haha!
LRRbot: Blackblade Reforged [2] | Legendary Artifact โ Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each land you control. / Equip legendary creature {3} / Equip {7}
Dandinstorm12: shang
Shadowsoflife: @Sorator13 oh yeah, I need to watch that
Euphemion_RFB: Amonkhet's had enough troubles, they don't need lawsuits from Disney to the mix.
r10pez10: Nick Tho's
BrowneePoints: Haha and then I helped despark Nicol Bolas! Haha!
Makrosian_Tae: Wait! What are (Nyk)THOSE!!
shane_neeb: i think he needs to spend 1 more mana for that cuz of thalia?
LRRbot: Path to Exile [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Dandinstorm12: Serge "Doublestriking God" Yager
Dog_of_Myth:
r10pez10: good joke
definenull: Oofa
Dandinstorm12:
LurkerSpine: Hubris
Mattmitchell45: The Plains Makes Emeria better!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Makrosian_Tae No shut up, shut up, what are (Nyk)Those???
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Is it an 8/11 double strike indestructible plains?
BrowneePoints: Fblthp
definenull: Where's fblthp
Juliamon: It's the Totally Lost SL
r10pez10: yeah paul, it's a whole panorama
BrowneePoints: It's the where's Waldo sl
Dandinstorm12: Graham has every secret lair remember
r10pez10: let me grab the image
TriseAlpha: absurdly lost
Jobot180: Wheres Waldo: In Exile
DarknessKingCoH: I have that as playmat
r10pez10: yeah each card
TriseAlpha: Where's Fblthp
DarknessKingCoH: as a*
BrowneePoints: Every one
jarnatan: Gideon? Too soon!
Meemitone: fblthp is on each card, water bath on that one I thinkk
hattingston: One of the strongest concepts for a secret lair imo
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TriseAlpha That would actually be a great book
Dandinstorm12: Graham has most of the SLs
theamc2000: I think fblthp is in the water trough
Paranundrox: the baseball PWs is so good
CururuGuasu: Have you seen the baseball one?
djalternative: VHS one is great
r10pez10: the baseball cards are so cool
TabbyLavalamp: Fblthp was also the secret card that came with that SL.
BrowneePoints: The VHS ones look sick
BrowneePoints: There's even a Rewind right?
Paranundrox: I wish the PWs selected were more playable but the design is sweet
TriseAlpha: The joke is: Fblthp isn't actually in the picture. Because they're totally lost.
Paranundrox: @BrowneePoints correct
Makrosian_Tae: That secret lair is a complete win for us Sliver fans. First Sliver AND Food Chain?
CodeIndigo: I have bought precisely two Secret Lairs and that is enough. The Faeries and the Pride one that had Alesha.
LRRbot: Rings of Brighthearth [3] | Artifact | Whenever you activate an ability, if it isn't a mana ability, you may pay {2}. If you do, copy that ability. You may choose new targets for the copy.
Dandinstorm12: Thalia "But" Guardian of Thraben
hidingbox: do you pay the one? No, I mean do you pay the one?
KeytarCat: She says bad words, like butts!
Quarthian: @BrowneePoints The fact that it comes with a Rewind just hit me
Dandinstorm12: basalt?
NewtyNewts: Anyone else getting stuttering issues?
cobalttulips: I will cry if we don't see Alesha again in the next Tarkir set
BrowneePoints: I am STILL mad Gay Kings wasn't in the Art Deco lair with the rest OR the Pride lair pisses me off
CururuGuasu: Why canโt we simply kill the BatโThalia?
LRRbot: Monoskelion [2] | Artifact Creature โ Construct [1/1] | Monoskelion enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it. / {1}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Monoskelion: It deals 1 damage to any target.
Dandinstorm12: mmmmm thalia as a werebat
Dandinstorm12: good talk
theamc2000: !card ring bright
LRRbot: Rings of Brighthearth [3] | Artifact | Whenever you activate an ability, if it isn't a mana ability, you may pay {2}. If you do, copy that ability. You may choose new targets for the copy.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Dandinstorm12 And add flying to her brokenness?
theamc2000: How did Nelly do that with two mana
Dandinstorm12: @Thefluffiestguineapig sure
BrowneePoints: But yea Graham the VHS lair having a Rewind reprint makes me cackle
shane_neeb: without representation, no
MegaDosX: I'm reminded of the time I played Brawl against Ben on his stream and mucked him hard with Loran blowing up a signet >_>
Dandinstorm12: mana rocks
superdude097: Monoskelion costs a mana, right? And rings costs 2? Nelly only had 2 mana, right?
hidingbox: writes down tithe?
LRRbot: Land Tax [W] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, if an opponent controls more lands than you, you may search your library for up to three basic land cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.
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Alex_Frostfire: @BrowneePoints It even helpfully has a sticker informing you of the added fee if you don't.
Dog_of_Myth: Our Land Tax.
Dandinstorm12: I would assume Nelly can keep track of his own mana
BrowneePoints: Read the flavor text
Paranundrox: I love the Soviet art reference
MegaDosX: Isn't it the giant from Realm-Cloaked Giant?
Mr_Horrible: wait hold on that windmill is on the underside of the surface!
Mr_Horrible: look at the direction it's rolling!
circusofkirkus: classic NIMBY witch
niccus: it's a ground mill
adept_nekomancer: "Sorry, you didn't pay your land tax; gonna have to repo your field.
TriseAlpha: Giants discovering the joys of reposession
dasdardly: yeah I love the tale version for the flavor text
Gascitygaming: @Paranundrox we must tell Spoice8rack!
BrowneePoints: Just "dear giant can you remove that town?"
Makrosian_Tae: The anime-art Smothering Tithe has watered my crops and cured my acne
jundinator: !card edgewall pack
LRRbot: Edgewall Pack [3R] | Creature โ Dog [3/3] | Menace / When Edgewall Pack enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 black Rat creature token with "This creature can't block."
KypFox: Eyvind Earle trees
Mattmitchell45: Getting all the cheats out around the same time
CururuGuasu: Anime Smothering Tithe is great
MegaDosX: So's Thalia isn't she?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Had Graham spoken faster, would his commander have been back instead?
MegaDosX: Isn't Thalia back if he couldn't crack the Monoskelion?
frank_the_great: I always forget about that first clause
Dandinstorm12: no Nelly shot Thalia
citizen_pain: STOP HAVING FUN
jarnatan: Who on the crew wrote the flavor text for the new Sneak Attack? It has mad LRR vibes โKorlag carefully prepared to try the new โam bushโ strategy heโd heard about.โ
Mazrae: Is this like the cheese tax
Dandinstorm12:
Paranundrox: @MegaDosX no he's activating it but not copying it
Makrosian_Tae: No fun allowed!
Alex_Frostfire: I feel like between tax and lifegain this is going to be a long one.
MegaDosX: Oh I see
Nightecho06: You need to compliment each other more, I thought this was CEDH (Canadian EDH)
Paranundrox: it's fine clearly everyone gets one cheat mana this game
LRRbot: Tocatli Honor Guard [1W] | Creature โ Human Soldier [1/3] | Creatures entering the battlefield don't cause abilities to trigger.
Dandinstorm12: nice
Paranundrox: Serge and Nelson have used theirs
MegaDosX: Half of Hushbringer
Sorator13:
frank_the_great: Violence has been brought
Dandinstorm12: torperguard
AtrusOfMyst: The cheese tax is the most fun tax to pay
CodeIndigo: Graham has gone anti-Canadian with this deck
BrowneePoints: Speaking of Tocatli
BrowneePoints: I'm SO EXCITED for Lost Caverns!
BITs19_: did any lrrsfolk work on WOE?
Nightecho06: Graham is channeling the most Canadian of things, the angry goose.
Dandinstorm12: or the hockey chrip
Dandinstorm12: *chirp
LRRbot: Day of Judgment [2WW] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures.
Fanklok: Who gave nelson the Mad Catz deck?
laikagoat: ghost time
KeytarCat: Nelson BROUGHT the Mad Catz deck!
LRRbot: Serra Ascendant [W] | Creature โ Human Monk [1/1] | Lifelink / As long as you have 30 or more life, Serra Ascendant gets +5/+5 and has flying.
Dandinstorm12: cacaw!
KeytarCat: But Serge is play8ing the mad cats deck
Darleysam: a whole DAY of judgement? Can't we just get this out the way before lunch?
LRRbot: Ancient Tomb | Land | {T}: Add {C}{C}. Ancient Tomb deals 2 damage to you.
QuixoticScrivener: Remember when Cam almost party wiped the D&D campaign with Judgement Day?
Mattmitchell45: Judgment Day is still one of the best LRR DnD moments
Paranundrox: the set symbol
definenull: ๐
LastCenturion: Wheeler says it's the exodus set symbol
thraximore: nah Ben, it's the Exodus bridge
r10pez10: is it actually just the set symbol lol
hidingbox: two mana needs two hands
LRRbot: Council's Judgment [1WW] | Sorcery | Will of the council โ Starting with you, each player votes for a nonland permanent you don't control. Exile each permanent with the most votes or tied for most votes.
Dandinstorm12: land tax
Paranundrox: if you vote for Celestine, then Sol Ring and Celestine both go
Paranundrox: or rather the Protevotr sorry
DarknessKingCoH: The strange thing is, Ancient Tomb wasn't printed in Exodus.
Sorator13: Nelly with the masterful political maneuver
Paranundrox: so you can hit 2 things (Ring and Protector)
adept_nekomancer: Oh no, we've entered the math dimension
Alex_Frostfire: Or he could remove everything selected and also something else.
Paranundrox: or you let Ben pick one third thing
micalovits: Or a fourth thing
MegaDosX: Oh that'd be funny
hidingbox: the question is what will Ben do as a result?
KeytarCat: I vote fourth thing!
r10pez10: rip that token
MegaDosX:
Paranundrox: oh the rude option
MegaDosX: But chaos Ben!
r10pez10: yeah it really is
AtrusOfMyst: Tied so they all go bye bye? Hell yeah
Dandinstorm12: and Serge is back in the driver's seat
Dandinstorm12:
LRRbot: Lightning Greaves [2] | Artifact โ Equipment | Equipped creature has haste and shroud. / Equip {0}
LRRbot: Leonin Warleader [2WW] | Creature โ Cat Soldier [4/4] | Whenever Leonin Warleader attacks, create two 1/1 white Cat creature tokens with lifelink that are tapped and attacking.
MegaDosX: Council's Judgment also gets around hexproof and shroud
Meemitone: cat equipment, the fur, with the boots
Mattmitchell45: I've enjoyed watching cats attempt to pilot shoes before
Paranundrox: Bring Your Own Fur
KeytarCat: conn the boots
LRRbot: Mace of the Valiant [2W] | Artifact โ Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each charge counter on Mace of the Valiant and has vigilance. / Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, put a charge counter on Mace of the Valiant. / Equip {3}
MegaDosX: Oh this thing's fun
Fanklok: Ok but who forms the head?
Dandinstorm12: and in this corner, piloting the boots,
LRRbot: Beckoning Will-o'-Wisp [2W] | Creature โ Spirit [1/3] | Flying / Lure the Unwary โ At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose an opponent. / Creatures attacking the last chosen player get +1/+0.
MegaDosX: Yeah that's a D&D creature
KeytarCat:
Faerie fire
r10pez10: the baldur's gate set slapped
philippekav: I love Nelly's pile of white cards
Dandinstorm12: yeah but ben won the last game
frank_the_great: Spitless, inspiring
Sorator13: !card Thalia
LRRbot: Found 6 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
Dandinstorm12: Ben "Damnit Graham" Ulmer
LRRbot: Inventors' Fair | Legendary Land | At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control three or more artifacts, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}, Sacrifice Inventors' Fair: Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.
jarnatan: Inventor's Unfair is just Tolarian Academy
r10pez10: "i'm in a plane"
KeytarCat: It's not just metagaming, it's irrelevant!
superdude097: What about Inventors' Fare? $2 to ride the thopters
Mattmitchell45: Inventor's Unfair - The game is interrupted by the Patent Office
hidingbox: We Serve the Emperor and as a result, we get wings.
LRRbot: Well of Lost Dreams [4] | Artifact | Whenever you gain life, you may pay {X}, where X is less than or equal to the amount of life you gained. If you do, draw X cards.
BrowneePoints: None Angels, Left Beef
Dandinstorm12: "What's your story? Oh me? I'm flying, it's what I do."
MegaDosX: In this deck that's astonishingly good
TheWanderingNomad: Oh dip
Gascitygaming: this was great in all will be one draft
HadesLeprechaun: it's absolutely a lifegain staple card
thraximore: imagine this in 4-mana Sheoldred
Dandinstorm12:
Sorator13:
Dandinstorm12: lol Serge
Mattmitchell45: Serge has never not been hustling
Paranundrox: Harm's Way Ancient Tomb
Gadora: Uncient Tomb
jarnatan: Recent Tomb
Oreo1369: Holy tomb
Dandinstorm12: modern tomb
Gascitygaming:
Sege, in true Minecraftian fashion, attempting to dig up!
Fanklok: Ok but what about the Well of Found Dreams?
Dandinstorm12: coming to MH3
jarnatan: Uncomfortably Recent Tomb
MegaDosX: Yeah make the cat real big
Mattmitchell45: What's the coolest play? ICE COLD!
Mr_Horrible: "Go. Do a crime."
Sorator13: @Fanklok the Font of Found Realities?
goombalax: Nya Blade
superdude097: Claw Blade
Dandinstorm12: meow blade?
MegaDosX: That's a really big cat
adept_nekomancer: kitty is so angry
MegaDosX: 9/8
Dandinstorm12: large cat
r10pez10: that's my credit card number
Oreo1369: Fat cat
jarnatan: What did nine eat?
MurphEP: One of these things is not like the others
definenull: One of these thing is not like the other
definenull: Same braincell
MegaDosX: !card serra's ascendant
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
jundinator: New eldraine is so much fun
micalovits: 15 right? also 2 from the blocked cat
theamc2000: 15
freshbubba: Gain 15
dpj2009:
jundinator: Math is for blockers nelson
aboxofwaffles: !card serra ascendant
LRRbot: Serra Ascendant [W] | Creature โ Human Monk [1/1] | Lifelink / As long as you have 30 or more life, Serra Ascendant gets +5/+5 and has flying.
jarnatan: We had one yes, but what about second main phase?
Fanklok: !card celestial mantle
LRRbot: Celestial Mantle [3WWW] | Enchantment โ Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +3/+3. / Whenever enchanted creature deals combat damage to a player, double its controller's life total.
Dandinstorm12: graham has path in his deck
Paranundrox: but would Graham use it on you
Paranundrox: vs on Ben
BrowneePoints: Could be March as well
Paranundrox: Nelson can't cast it under Thalia and Ben is tapped out
Mr_Horrible: tell that to literally any goth
Sorator13: Cats notoriously dislike being collared
LRRbot: Coldsteel Heart [2] | Snow Artifact | Coldsteel Heart enters the battlefield tapped. / As Coldsteel Heart enters the battlefield, choose a color. / {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.
BrowneePoints: Tell that to any Sub in a Kink club Paul
freshmaker__: I like snartifact
Sorator13: Please don't snort your artifacts, kids
Dandinstorm12: Graham "Snartifact" Stark
citizen_pain: target hedgeheg gets +1/+0 until end of turn
Shadowsoflife: But are the cats goth? @Mr_Horrible
Gascitygaming: is a 'snart' a thing already? it sounds familiar
Oreo1369: Snortifact
freshmaker__: see also: snorcery
adept_nekomancer: It's better than a shartifact.
definenull: snartifact has same energy as snerge
goombalax: thanks for subscribing to Snartifacts
Sorator13:
Mr_Horrible: @Shadowsoflife they display a complete disdain for all things, sooo...
MegaDosX:
Amazing
Shadowsoflife: @Mr_Horrible Fair
Fanklok: That was me
Sorator13: Nelly, that "I'm doing things!" felt very Kathleen to me, and I appreciated it
MegaDosX: Oh no Graham tapped seven
LRRbot: Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite [5WW] | Legendary Creature โ Phyrexian Praetor [4/7] | Vigilance / Other creatures you control get +2/+2. / Creatures your opponents control get โ2/โ2.
Dandinstorm12: oh
betweenmyself:
The thing about Snartifacts; they tend to form Artifractals 
theamc2000: Ben loses the monk
definenull: holding out for a beejlander at a magiccon
theamc2000: No I dumb
MegaDosX: And makes Ben's smaller
Thefluffiestguineapig: @theamc2000 I think it's more this is a complicated board state
Mazrae: Boots n tiny cats
MegaDosX:
Imagine Thalia winning by commander damage
Dandinstorm12: oooh
theamc2000: @thefluffiestguineapig the the monk was at 40 life
r10pez10: "can we keep him?"
jarnatan: @MegaDosX I mean that may be the only way to kill Ben
theamc2000: @thefluffiestguineapig thought the
DarthRagnar815: Harsh, but fair.
MegaDosX: @jarnatan It might be, yeah
midnightcurryjazz: Harsh and unfair
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Dandinstorm12: W'ow damage
Sorator13: "I choose to draw.... five cards."
MegaDosX: It's like the opposite of Necropotence
Paranundrox: it's a little expensive and a little slow but in grindy games it can really pay out
theamc2000: Five plains?
Dandinstorm12: Heliod and Ballista?
BrowneePoints: Speaking of Warhammer, Ben's stinking Warcry tweet has had me going back to look at the Hunters of Huanchi repeatedly the past few days
LRRbot: Reya Dawnbringer [6WWW] | Legendary Creature โ Angel [4/6] | Flying / At the beginning of your upkeep, you may return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Sorator13: Cardreader has had some issues today
r10pez10: good reanimate targets here wow
definenull: yup that's a commander card
LRRbot: Wurmcoil Engine [6] | Artifact Creature โ Phyrexian Wurm [6/6] | Deathtouch, lifelink / When Wurmcoil Engine dies, create a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Wurm artifact creature token with deathtouch and a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Wurm artifact creature token with lifelink.
superdude097: I love Reya's flavor text
MegaDosX: Yeah it got errata'ed
Paranundrox: it's from Mirrodin Beseiged originally yeah
thraximore:
nightsreach: no trigger for ben's commander?
Sorator13: "It sounds like you're just feeding cats to wild coyotes."
definenull: thats rough buddy
citizen_pain: Zapp Brannigan school of leadership
BrowneePoints: The world's saddest Cat Orphanage
KeytarCat: "Pay us to stop the cat murder machine!"
Dandinstorm12: she doesn't slog Graham down
Mr_Horrible: Double Lifelike: "I used to mean something!"
Mr_Horrible: *Lifelink
Dandinstorm12: bold
r10pez10: that's basically commander though
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible This is a mood though. I feel this in a way I'm hoping will not get stronger
BrowneePoints: Wanna put my tender, cats in a blender, watch em spin round to a beautiful oblivion, Elesh Norn said she's through with you...
LRRbot: Kemba, Kha Regent [1WW] | Legendary Creature โ Cat Cleric [2/4] | At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 2/2 white Cat creature token for each Equipment attached to Kemba, Kha Regent.
BrowneePoints: Phyrexia's where my mind states, but it's not my state of mind...
djalternative: @BrowneePoints Clap
Dandinstorm12: Serge "give it the collar" Yager
LRRbot: Heavenly Blademaster [5W] | Creature โ Angel [3/6] | Flying, double strike / When Heavenly Blademaster enters the battlefield, you may attach any number of Auras and Equipment you control to it. / Other creatures you control get +1/+1 for each Aura and Equipment attached to Heavenly Blademaster.
MegaDosX: Mace gets bigger too
theamc2000: Not you control
theamc2000: Nelly
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MegaDosX But does it have the power to demand a purple lightsaber yet?
MegaDosX: It does say you control though
Sorator13: Both abilities say "you control"...?
Dandinstorm12: heavenly macemaster
MegaDosX: OK that got me
NewtyNewts: Think he means enemy auras count
BrowneePoints: Look AMC is having lesective lysdexia, it happens
r10pez10: don't even look at us
LRRbot: Giver of Runes [W] | Creature โ Kor Cleric [1/2] | {T}: Another target creature you control gains protection from colorless or from the color of your choice until end of turn.
Dandinstorm12: !badadvice
LRRbot: Cheese. Cheese no snap.
MegaDosX: The second ability counts auras that you don't control, might be what they're getting at
theamc2000: Never listen to me except for this
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ignore us, we aren't real
MarkovDescendant: Ben: Chat Is Always Right.
BrowneePoints: Hey rude I am funny and insightful except for when I Tako
LRRbot: Silence [W] | Instant | Your opponents can't cast spells this turn.
MegaDosX: WOW
Sorator13: Nice
Dandinstorm12: right nelly could steal Serge's artifacts
Paranundrox:
Ben can still draw like 14 cards though
couchboyj: Always never don't fail to not listen to chat.
MegaDosX: Yeah Ben can draw a million cards
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MarkovDescendant According to Adam if one is right, all of us are right, if one is wrong it's all wrong
Dandinstorm12: !advice
LRRbot: Hold "up" until Superhard happens.
LRRbot: Emeria, the Sky Ruin | Land | Emeria, the Sky Ruin enters the battlefield tapped. / At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control seven or more Plains, you may return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. / {T}: Add {W}.
Thefluffiestguineapig: If you Sky is Ruined for more than four hours seek medical attention
Sorator13:
thraximore: @Thefluffiestguineapig Kalia should have gone *years* ago
MegaDosX:
Serge
TheWanderingNomad:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Serge is playing secret mono white control
Thefluffiestguineapig: But over Ben, not the game
MegaDosX: And no reanimation this turn
MegaDosX: "Why shouldn't I draw these cards?" - Ben Baggins
TyranidSliver: Storm is 1
definenull: and they said white had no card draw :<
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Sorator13:
theamc2000: If I say something itโll be wrong today
thraximore: @Thefluffiestguineapig Kaya*
MegaDosX: Yes
MegaDosX: !card rest in peace
LRRbot: Rest in Peace [1W] | Enchantment | When Rest in Peace enters the battlefield, exile all graveyards. / If a card or token would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @thraximore Ah, makes more sense. Although since she is technically self employed she might not have insurance
Dandinstorm12: RiP is a real card
RunicScribe: Ben's Emeria should still be tapped, right?
thraximore:
MegaDosX: Also he does have a topdeck coming
Fanklok: JUDGE! What does my card do?
niccus: in frieden ruhen?!
micalovits: !list
KeytarCat: Angloliterate
LRRbot: Archon of Coronation [4WW] | Creature โ Archon [5/5] | Flying / When Archon of Coronation enters the battlefield, you become the monarch. / As long as you're the monarch, damage doesn't cause you to lose life.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Fanklok You are mostly calling the judge so they can confirm all you are doing is using google translate
micalovits: !decks
MegaDosX: Morbid and Revolt!
definenull: graham didn't kill the cat, elesh norn killed it
Dandinstorm12: more dead cats
MegaDosX: Fatal Push is-oh.
Dandinstorm12: both?
Makrosian_Tae: revoltingly morbid
BrowneePoints: I already posted my eve6 joke
Thefluffiestguineapig: Elesh Norn
Dandinstorm12: quick Geddon
definenull:
plains count: 6
freshbubba: If someone brings their kids to the edge of a erupting volcano surely they are at fault
theamc2000: As in
BrowneePoints: Graham had the open running blender, you hurled the cat in Serge
Dandinstorm12: rip that cat
theamc2000: Aaaaaah
ShaneLeeAtk: Now I need to go listen to some eve6
Sorator13: I- what?
Thefluffiestguineapig: With the purr
Sorator13: what just happened
adept_nekomancer: It's a cat-astrophe
Mazrae: I heard, give the cat the black plague
TheWanderingNomad: I mean...Voltron is already made of cats...
Dandinstorm12: good question
NewtyNewts: Newly assembled: Cat-astrophe
Makrosian_Tae: "Why"?
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DirectorStephanie: The purrfect assembly
Makrosian_Tae: Wait, that's not the command I want
BrowneePoints: And big cat lady with boots a collar and a giant sword is just partner goals
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Makrosian_Tae ".......no reason"
KeytarCat: Boots, collar, a sword, and nothing else is a hell of a fit
Dandinstorm12: it's pretty rad
TheWanderingNomad:
I feel like I've seen that Dark Souls character
definenull: like a fly in a windshield
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints Honestly yes
BrowneePoints: @keytarcat have you SEEN Khemba's art?
NewtyNewts: Oh man, I can count all the way to schfifty-five!
Dandinstorm12: schvifty five?
BrowneePoints: I can count all the way
BrowneePoints: To Shfifty Five
LRRbot: Archivist of Oghma [1W] | Creature โ Halfling Cleric [2/2] | Flash / Whenever an opponent searches their library, you gain 1 life and draw a card.
Makrosian_Tae: Chat: How to make clip pls?
MegaDosX: Doesn't it just die?
MegaDosX: Oh right
jarnatan: So sad Steve Jobs died of Oghma
MegaDosX: So it's a 1/1
TheWanderingNomad: @jarnatan Oghma?
jundinator: !card banefire
LRRbot: Banefire [XR] | Sorcery | Banefire deals X damage to any target. / If X is 5 or more, this spell can't be countered and the damage can't be prevented.
BrowneePoints: Oghma would hate Steve Jobs
thraximore:
jarnatan: @TheWanderingNomad Nothing much what's up with you?
Makrosian_Tae: Ohgma balls!
TheWanderingNomad: @jarnatan *Ba-DUMP-tss*
theamc2000: Steve O? Not Steve A?
definenull: HAH
Thefluffiestguineapig: Something horrible just occurred to me. Would the original Apple developers be pro white aligned Phyrexia?
omdorastrix: 1
Mr_Horrible: *Goes to an Apple Store but pronounces it "Geenyus Bar"*
definenull: get bodied
TheWanderingNomad:
Makrosian_Tae:
Dandinstorm12: gottem
Thefluffiestguineapig: That is amazing
LRRbot: Righteous Confluence [3WW] | Sorcery | Choose three. You may choose the same mode more than once. / โข Create a 2/2 white Knight creature token with vigilance. / โข Exile target enchantment. / โข You gain 5 life.
Makrosian_Tae: The confluence of all time
BrowneePoints: do you work here? HE MADE YOU! lol
DirectorStephanie: I would spontaneously combust if I was that Apple employee
Dandinstorm12: 3 1/1s
ElektroTal: I used to see Woz puttering around downtown san jose when i was younger. He's just an incredibly kind nerd
transcoder_: Did he really get a modern badge with 1?
frank_the_great: 15 life is kinda a lot
Sorator13: @DirectorStephanie I wouldn't! Following company policy to check IDs and such.
Mr_Horrible: "Do you work here?" "I'm the founder" "Okay so no"
ElektroTal: and yes, he takes great pride in having the badge number 1
freshmaker__: rule 0 can do anything
thraximore:
@Mr_Horrible ๓
BrowneePoints: Steve Wozniak is a kind fella
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ElektroTal Honestly as he should
DirectorStephanie: @sorator13 ah, it seems my anxiety stat is much higher than yours
Dandinstorm12: points to Serge
Mr_Horrible: yeah honestly of all the tech founders Woz seems the coolest
theamc2000: Punch someone
micalovits: Nelly, you might be the target
frank_the_great:
Follow your heart 
BrowneePoints: And the fact his work is what launched the company and gets almost no credit makes me sad
definenull: get in your damage before elesh norn get's mom-ed
Sorator13:
@DirectorStephanie actually I probably would have an anxiety spike about it but that's what I'd tell myself while trying to sleep that night
Thefluffiestguineapig: Do what seems fun!
theamc2000: โCard heaven blade
theamc2000: !card heaven blade
LRRbot: Heavenly Blademaster [5W] | Creature โ Angel [3/6] | Flying, double strike / When Heavenly Blademaster enters the battlefield, you may attach any number of Auras and Equipment you control to it. / Other creatures you control get +1/+1 for each Aura and Equipment attached to Heavenly Blademaster.
Mr_Horrible: double strike's a helluva keyword
Thefluffiestguineapig: We are here to watch people have a fun time with a fun game, not optimized
DirectorStephanie:
@sorator13 
cheers to that, friend
transcoder_: Because he is a kind nerd not a manipulator by trade.
Mr_Horrible: that's a *very* Jobs move
Thefluffiestguineapig: Of course he did
superdude097: Angel has Vigilance from Mace
definenull: that so needlessly petty
NewtyNewts: Sounds like someone starts counting from 0
Darleysam: Who's Steve Jobs?
LRRbot: Oketra's Monument [3] | Legendary Artifact | White creature spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / Whenever you cast a creature spell, create a 1/1 white Warrior creature token with vigilance.
TheWanderingNomad: Dude
BrowneePoints: Yea Jobs was not kind to Woz
transcoder_: Jobs was not kind.
Dandinstorm12: ew
Sorator13:
Sorator13: feels good, eh?
definenull: clap
MrFlorgan: I love that people have pulled back from thinking Jobs was some tech hero
Mr_Horrible: Nelly: "Finally, I've arrived"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Claps
Makrosian_Tae: Congratulations
Mr_Horrible:
BrowneePoints: And it's Woz that made Apple possible
Fanklok: Nelson dark horsing the win would be very cool and good
ylegm: Jobs deserved to be fired
LoadingReadyRun:
As multimillionaires go, Woz is definitely one of the coolest
Oreo1369: Good job Nelson
jarnatan: Why are we talking about the Wizard of Oz?
BrowneePoints: I agree Paul, he was legitimately a tech guy who wanted to make people's lives Easier
theamc2000: White caster mage
definenull: ruh roh
LathosTiran: WozMon and Apple 2 color are acks of MasterDwarven work
LathosTiran: works*
r10pez10: uhhh
theamc2000: Boink!
Dandinstorm12: Graham "Good for you" Stark
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints Honestly the culture of the monolithic developer has done many people dirty, Wozniak is one of the better known but people got utterly bulldozed a lot in the myth making of tech
BrowneePoints: Steve Wozniak, the actual guy behind Apple's success @jarnatan
NewtyNewts: I've just been booooiiiiiinked~
definenull: farewell?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Dandinstorm12 Graham "Judge! My opponent just did something awesome!" Stark
AtrusOfMyst: Welllllll of Lost Dreams
Mazrae: Weeelllllllll???
NotCainNorAbel: what about second well
LRRbot: Celestine, the Living Saint [4W] | Legendary Creature โ Human Warrior [3/4] | Flying, lifelink / Healing Tears โ At the beginning of your end step, return target creature card with mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield, where X is the amount of life you gained this turn.
adept_nekomancer: But if we have "farewell", do we also have "unfairwell"?
NewtyNewts: Two well into fore-well?
BrowneePoints: I know Wozniak was an early Segway adopter too
LRRbot: Radiant Solar [5W] | Creature โ Angel [3/6] | Flying, lifelink / Whenever Radiant Solar or another nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, venture into the dungeon. / {W}, Discard Radiant Solar: Venture into the dungeon and you gain 3 life.
James_the_Dabbler: Remember, as Adam always says the best part about commander is drawing cards
transcoder_: They took too long to kill Ben and now Ben will steamroll again.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh no
definenull: uh oh
LRRbot: Reya Dawnbringer [6WWW] | Legendary Creature โ Angel [4/6] | Flying / At the beginning of your upkeep, you may return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
AtrusOfMyst: Dungy of the Grumpy Gumby
Mr_Horrible: why is there no Dungeon of the Mellow Mage?
Thefluffiestguineapig: That overlay feature will alwaya make me happy
Dandinstorm12: mellow mages don't have dungeons
LRRbot: Nykthos Paragon [4WW] | Enchantment Creature โ Human Soldier [4/6] | Whenever you gain life, you may put that many +1/+1 counters on each creature you control. Do this only once each turn.
BrowneePoints: Cuz Halaster Blackstaff was not chill
definenull: *each*
definenull: there's that word again
Sorator13: @Mr_Horrible Wizard Marsh Mellow did not build a dungeon
MrFlorgan: @Mr_Horrible Mellow mages do towers like the cool kids they are
Dandinstorm12: Gavin
theamc2000: Silent arbiter?
James_the_Dabbler: Only once!
BrowneePoints: Was it Halaster Blackstaff? Halaster something
Sorator13: At least it's only once per turn?
freshmaker__: I love the Nykthos Paragon, and always end up cutting it.
Mr_Horrible: "Wait whaddya MEAN it's EACH?!?!" - Adam Savidan
northos: why would Graham do this?
Shadowsoflife: EACH?
Sorator13:
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible Probably because you can just visit them and hang out and it's not anything stressful
Dandinstorm12: @BrowneePoints Halaster Madwand
James_the_Dabbler: Oh serge don't play innocent
NotCainNorAbel: !findquote each
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
definenull: *casts balance*
Mr_Horrible: @Thefluffiestguineapig all valid points
frank_the_great:
Dandinstorm12: with the pur?
NewtyNewts: Ladies and gentlemen... it's dat boit.
Dandinstorm12: oh ok
Fanklok: Elesh "PETA" Norn
BrowneePoints: @dandinstorm12 I don't remember his actual last name
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Dandinstorm12 With the Purr!
Dandinstorm12: right 2 rs
Dandinstorm12: don't we?
gualdhar: Serge has the D word
Rootpotato: oh man i cant believe i missed this one
TheWanderingNomad: Language!
definenull: oopsy
Sorator13:
Dog_of_Myth:
theamc2000: Hey haha
MegaDosX: That's more like it
BrowneePoints: Phyrexians for the Evil Treatment of Anyone
AtrusOfMyst: Aw Ffffffamily Channel
micalovits: Buckets of ass even?
adept_nekomancer: Assbuckets, you say
theamc2000:
Dandinstorm12: Serge "Buckets" Yager
DirectorStephanie: Serge doing a heckin swear?!!
definenull: at least graham didn't have any deathtouch trick
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Fanklok This makes sense in the whole "no fun or nuance" both of them have, but she seems more like a factory farming lobbyist
MegaDosX: It's /like/ a Path to Exile
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MegaDosX With added hate!
MegaDosX: Just play Thalia and the Gitrog Monster, ez clap
LRRbot: Navigation Orb [3] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Navigation Orb: Search your library for up to two basic land cards and/or Gate cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Sea Gate Wreckage | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}{C}, {T}: Draw a card. Activate only if you have no cards in hand.
theamc2000: Nelly can kill graham by attacking?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Did we enter the ouerb?
theamc2000: Or am I bad at math?
BrowneePoints: Sometimes you wanna go, where everybody norbs your nooooorb
definenull: that's one way to remove elesh norn
Dandinstorm12: Graham surely can't stop this
DirectorStephanie: And theyโre always glad you nooooorn
AtrusOfMyst: One does not simply walk into MordORB
James_the_Dabbler: player removal is removal
MegaDosX: Ben does have Reya on the field too
Dandinstorm12: Serge wants cats
BrowneePoints: Punch Ben
DudelidouX: Then Serge kill Nelson
MegaDosX: And Serge is going to crunch into people with a giant cat with lifelink
Dandinstorm12: but he'll be dead
definenull: i think graham did nough this game LuL
definenull: *enough
protocol_gamma: He is just a little man
Fanklok: "If you kill me your fired"
Dog_of_Myth: He's just a little guy
Thefluffiestguineapig: At least Ben owns it
Mr_Horrible: just a little birthday boy
LRRbot: Heavenly Blademaster [5W] | Creature โ Angel [3/6] | Flying, double strike / When Heavenly Blademaster enters the battlefield, you may attach any number of Auras and Equipment you control to it. / Other creatures you control get +1/+1 for each Aura and Equipment attached to Heavenly Blademaster.
Oreo1369: Nelson should cast his commander
Sorator13: yes, 9
Dandinstorm12: nah the orb though
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Oreo1369 Did we enter the "wait, I have a commander" phase of this game?
Oreo1369: Yeah
definenull: !card beacon of immortality
LRRbot: Beacon of Immortality [5W] | Instant | Double target player's life total. Shuffle Beacon of Immortality into its owner's library.
Sorator13: @Thefluffiestguineapig Serge passed through that phase a while ago
Fanklok: !card rain of gore
LRRbot: Rain of Gore [BR] | Enchantment | If a spell or ability would cause its controller to gain life, that player loses that much life instead.
theamc2000: Meep
Oreo1369: Cast. Bruna
YT_GirlPainting: normal human sounds
HoneyJack07: is this still game 1?
James_the_Dabbler:
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 Wasn't that basically before things started? I know it was his first turn of game one
Sorator13: @Oreo1369 chill my dude
definenull: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
NewtyNewts: Serge really is channeling the cat chirping energy
Thefluffiestguineapig: Fair
Oreo1369: Much chill
MegaDosX: Gotta set up the hot tag
SnowBunSarah: Bruna is sitting there with a net to catch the Blademaster when she falls.
MurphEP: Simply never pass the turn
Oreo1369: My
pn55: @HoneyJack07 Game 2
Mr_Horrible: "Put me in, Coach!" but in Zalgo-text
MurphEP: Oh
Sorator13: @Thefluffiestguineapig he had a very distinct "I pass. Wait, no I have a commander! I play my commander and equip stuff to it."
adept_nekomancer: cat-aclysm
theamc2000: Rout?
definenull: OH
Dandinstorm12: Nice
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
Dandinstorm12: do it
SmoreThanAFeelin: hahahaha
definenull: rip emeria
MegaDosX: Yeah I just saw that on Graham's decklist
micalovits: Do it you coward!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @adept_nekomancer Leading into a catpocalypse?
frank_the_great: Armageddon is so mean
redsevn:
definenull: ok yeah but armageddon just before dying is kinda mean
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adept_nekomancer: @Thefluffiestguineapig Armeowgeddon
LRRbot: Nykthos Paragon [4WW] | Enchantment Creature โ Human Soldier [4/6] | Whenever you gain life, you may put that many +1/+1 counters on each creature you control. Do this only once each turn.
definenull: per creature I believe?
Sorator13: yeah, pretty sure each instance is different
Dandinstorm12: the game counts each lifegain
definenull: !card dawn of hope
LRRbot: Dawn of Hope [1W] | Enchantment | Whenever you gain life, you may pay {2}. If you do, draw a card. / {3}{W}: Create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token with lifelink.
definenull: so busted
Thefluffiestguineapig: @adept_nekomancer Nicely done, that is the best form of that
r10pez10: yeah in limited? geez
Balaur1135: @definenull Armageddon to ensure victory? Yes. Armageddon as a spite play before being removed. No, that's just not fun behavior you want at your table.
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
Thefluffiestguineapig: Preperatory dice
SnowBunSarah: 702.15e says that yes they're separate events.
LRRbot: Archangel of Thune [3WW] | Creature โ Angel [3/4] | Flying / Lifelink / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
protocol_gamma: Dungeon Trigger?
Dog_of_Myth: YES
definenull: another one?
hidingbox: oh no
r10pez10: hmm
James_the_Dabbler: Dear god
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sir????
definenull: OH NO
LRRbot: Heliod, Sun-Crowned [2W] | Legendary Enchantment Creature โ God [5/5] | Indestructible / As long as your devotion to white is less than five, Heliod isn't a creature. / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature or enchantment you control. / {1}{W}: Another target creature gains lifelink until end of turn.
protocol_gamma: Oh wait nevermind
MurphEP:
NewtyNewts: I think Ben's deck is... uh
DarthRagnar815: Oh lawd...
Sorator13: Oh no
MegaDosX: Yeah I think Ben wins
Oreo1369: Yes ben
A_Dub888: Benjamin
MegaDosX: Enchantment creature on the stack, yeah
NotCainNorAbel: oh, well this is going to be a thing
niccus: this isn't an uncontrolled loop right
hidingbox: so this is a CEDH deck!
r10pez10: this is amazing
Alex_Frostfire: Also, I think Ben has devotion right now.
LRRbot: Beckoning Will-o'-Wisp [2W] | Creature โ Spirit [1/3] | Flying / Lure the Unwary โ At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose an opponent. / Creatures attacking the last chosen player get +1/+0.
raakuy0: Guys, do we have decklists? I wanna make that Thalia deck :')
kumatsu: I always remember this because of a judge article that was written first-person about how Ruric Thar hates Theros gods
Earthenone: !decklists
raakuy0: Wanna lose some friends lol
raakuy0:
Thx!
definenull: we gonna need more dice
Thefluffiestguineapig: @definenull Get the giant wine glass!
MegaDosX: Should've started with d100s
A_Dub888: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! What is rare sugar, anyway?
Sorator13: I think you're at the point where you just use a d10 for each digit in the counter total
jundinator: <message deleted>!counterpunt
Thefluffiestguineapig: Bruh? Bruh please
jundinator: <message deleted>!punt
MegaDosX: Heliod puts one counter for each instant
jundinator: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This unknown soul was killed by a terrible beast.
MegaDosX: Each instance of lifegain rather
MegaDosX: To phrase properly
jundinator: !advice
LRRbot: When you have nothing left to burn, set yourself on fire.
jundinator: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Did you know you're very blue?
Thefluffiestguineapig: That terrible beast being this deck
swordmaster2551: How did nykthos paragon get put on to the battlefield at the beginning of the turn, I missed that
definenull: we've reached the silly giggles *haha i'm dead* stage of the game
Dandinstorm12: Raya
jundinator: !advice
LRRbot: Don't make your DM wait.
Oreo1369: Raya
LRRbot: Archon of Coronation [4WW] | Creature โ Archon [5/5] | Flying / When Archon of Coronation enters the battlefield, you become the monarch. / As long as you're the monarch, damage doesn't cause you to lose life.
adept_nekomancer: I hope there's an Aetherflow Reservoir in there somewhere
swordmaster2551: thank you
code1300: Does Ben want to draw a card from well
Dandinstorm12:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also the "set yourself on fire" advice is weirdly on point
NewtyNewts: Archenemy Ben once again
LRRbot: Esper Sentinel [W] | Artifact Creature โ Human Soldier [1/1] | Whenever an opponent casts their first noncreature spell each turn, draw a card unless that player pays {X}, where X is Esper Sentinel's power.
SnowBunSarah: @NewtyNewts Arch-Benemy if you will.
r10pez10: honestly surprised graham is still alive
Thefluffiestguineapig: @NewtyNewts When does he pay all his missed cackle costs?
r10pez10: also good spin
circusofkirkus: the revolving door of death
DirectorStephanie:
Let the man count his cats! 
Dandinstorm12: I think that's how gravestorm works
pn55:
NewtyNewts: @Thefluffiestguineapig Oh, he's missed SO MANY cackle triggers
50keyz: "this is fine"
DarknessKingCoH: Those cats had families Graham
A_Dub888:
50keyz: norn putting in work
James_the_Dabbler: When did Serge start playing a Revolt deck?
Dandinstorm12: Ben is going to kill *Everyone*
Sorator13: don't you need to let G use his wrath?
MegaDosX: Graham doesn't have a wrath, he has Armageddon
SnowBunSarah: @Sorator13 G's wrath is Armageddon, which only hits lands.
LRRbot: Ebony Fly [2] | Artifact | Ebony Fly enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {C}. / {4}: Roll a d6. Until end of turn, you may have Ebony Fly become an X/X Insect artifact creature with flying, where X is the result. / Whenever Ebony Fly attacks, another target attacking creature gains flying until end of turn.
Sorator13: Oh, right, forgot
r10pez10: people did eat up that five hour game though
Dandinstorm12: buzzz
MegaDosX: One of them needs Sunfall, Farewell, or Winds of Abandon, or something like that
micalovits: It is a may become
Suffix: HELLO FRIENDS!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @NewtyNewts The real question will be is it longer or shorter than the W+P sub acknowledgements that spawned the joke of "sub reads are entire stream"
Kejardon: you can choose AFTER the roll
DirectorStephanie:
@suffix 
NewtyNewts: Adam can't roll 6 but Serge sure can
Dandinstorm12: Vegas? pssh nothing there
nymistrya: Settle the wreckage?
LRRbot: Ghostly Prison [2W] | Enchantment | Creatures can't attack you unless their controller pays {2} for each creature they control that's attacking you.
Dandinstorm12: game losses for everyone!
Sorator13: !card ghostly prison
LRRbot: Ghostly Prison [2W] | Enchantment | Creatures can't attack you unless their controller pays {2} for each creature they control that's attacking you.
Sorator13: oh yeah, that would've been nice
freshmaker__: the best ghostly prison art
ErrorCode404:
MegaDosX: !card navigation orb
LRRbot: Navigation Orb [3] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Navigation Orb: Search your library for up to two basic land cards and/or Gate cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.
Kejardon: wait if Graham took a game loss BEFORE damage, doesn't Serge not gain life?
MegaDosX: Doesn't one land go into your hand from the Orb?
definenull: The cats can now survive
Sorator13:
@Kejardon yes, but obv we're not doing that
r10pez10: good hustle, graham
MegaDosX: I don't think they play that way
MurphEP: Chat will get mad
chaostreader: Ghostly prison with armageddon in hand would have been funny.
Dandinstorm12: damn
definenull: That never happened before
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MurphEP And everyone else
DirectorStephanie: !badadvice
Earthenone: !badadvice
LRRbot: Stick your hand in the teleporter.
LathosTiran: any player may quit the game at any time
Sorator13: nah, G's talking about US not being his very good friends
frank_the_great: RIP
TheBorzoi: If this wasn't a mono white game, someone could have screwed Serge by killing Graham with a Shock
MegaDosX: Rest in Peace or Grafdigger's Cage would have shut Ben down hard
niccus: the game, hopefully
micalovits: "Sorcery speed concedes" is a very common houserule for games at my LGS
DirectorStephanie: Merci @earthenone
jarnatan: Only conceding at sorcery speed is how you get invited back
LRRbot: Swiftfoot Boots [2] | Artifact โ Equipment | Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. / Equip {1}
BrowneePoints: Yea spite conceding to stop something from happening is uber bm
50keyz: @micalovits same
niccus: leyline of anticipation lets you concede at instant speed
LRRbot: Flawless Maneuver [2W] | Instant | If you control a commander, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost. / Creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn.
Oreo1369: Take 20
theamc2000: These games have been fun
MegaDosX: Would he have lost the Monarch on first strike, and then taken damage on the normal damage?
theamc2000: And
definenull: Oh no
NewtyNewts: oh boy
MegaDosX: Yeah you guys are dead
pn55:
midnightcurryjazz: for someone who was zzz at the start because of mono white
frank_the_great: + One more
Dog_of_Myth:
James_the_Dabbler: Whia
miniMacGuru: Archangel only gives 1 counter per lifelink instance, right?
NotCainNorAbel:
500
MurphEP:
MegaDosX: And you snoozed on white Ben
Gascitygaming: went to a friends place once and we played some standard then switched to commander, didn't have a deck so another person lent me one, they played an all enchantment deck, they were attacking me and going to kill me, i instant speed wiped enchantments, they scooped and left (with the deck they lent me so i was also dead)
50keyz: lol
MegaDosX: smh my headf
catchyuniquename: I just wanted to swing into the chat to say how much I loved this. Can't wait to see y'all in Vegas.
LRRbot: Nykthos Paragon [4WW] | Enchantment Creature โ Human Soldier [4/6] | Whenever you gain life, you may put that many +1/+1 counters on each creature you control. Do this only once each turn.
NewtyNewts: @miniMacGuru The other guy has 'gain x counters, once per turn'
pn55:
So, are you a fan of lifelink now then Ben?
r10pez10: great stuff
Oreo1369: !uptime
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ElektroTal: and one of them will be paneling with me!
Oreo1369: See ya in vegas
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MegaDosX: @ElektroTal Will the answer surprise us?
hidingbox: I wonder if there will be some Beejlander action
Earthenone: !cardkingdom
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ElektroTal: @MegaDosX only if you have literally no idea who i am, lol
Earthenone: !patreon
Earthenone: !store
KeytarCat: !catkingdom
TheCardq: Just to clarify for my own reasons, with nykthos paragon, does it mean you only get to say yes once each turn, or it only triggers once each turn?
Oreo1369: Mono black is all that's left ?
Sorator13: I need y'all to know that we are discussing LRR phrases to put on underwear in the discord
MegaDosX: @ElektroTal I mean, I was trying to joke on the whole "#10 will surprise you" listacle things, but sure >_>
ElektroTal: hahah
Earthenone: @Sorator13 is loading ready vibe in the mix?
JohnPraw: It looks very good.
Sorator13: @Earthenone Let's Nope is my current favorite
jarnatan: Hot milk summer!
Texan_Reverend: !store
Suffix: The hoodie looks REAL good. Can't wait to see it in person.
Sorator13: but "Radical!" on the front and "Butt also unsafe?" on the back is also quite good
Texan_Reverend: !youtube
MegaDosX: Card Kingdom are great! They shipped my stuff quickly, it's just that international shipping sucks for the rest of it >_>
DirectorStephanie:
frank_the_great: Wazzup
SnowBunSarah: @TheCardq You get to say yes once per turn.
LithelyUnshod: I hope someone plays Endrek Sahr for mono-black night
theamc2000: I asked for judge and I was wrong twice
Earthenone: the german ones are wheelers
Texan_Reverend: !schedule
ElektroTal: Paul, come on my shooooooow
Oreo1369: Mono black yay
pn55: Ooooo!
BigDaddyBland87: oh heck yea
e_bloc: that's the thing--we' not stuck in with you, you're stuck in with Twitch Chat
50keyz: holy heck 20 years
Oreo1369: Pog
Sorator13: I hope the who's on first one made the shortlist, cause that's got my vote
Earthenone: playing gameboy at 9 am on a sunday
Earthenone: also no chillpoint
eshplode: I've been meaning to download the gameboy Pokemon TCG game since it's on Switch online
BrowneePoints: That says For nee tay
Sorator13: fort some nites, probably
jarnatan: My one worry about this sketch remaster project is that the most popular sketches are going to be the ones that would benefit the least from remastering
Mr_Horrible: the only thing getting built is this MMR HEYYO
BrowneePoints: Thx james
MegaDosX: OnlyBuilds
Makrosian_Tae: We didn't come here to build spiders
Sorator13: Is that like a no-bake cake?
TheWanderingNomad: If you've got time to gab
Earthenone: ohh oxenfree 2
josh___something: OOH
brainbosh: Are there any panels in Pax that have lrrfolk?
Mr_Horrible: yeehaw
pn55: Nice!
BrowneePoints: It's very solid
Sorator13: @brainbosh They have a panel of their own, I believe, and I think Wheeler's on Shivam's one as well?
Earthenone:
im planing on watching live action one piece tonight
BrowneePoints: The Game Grumps horror game!
micalovits: Huh, guess im gonna need to watch that
BrowneePoints: Yea Jori made it
BrowneePoints: Grumps published
Fanklok: One of the off screen employees made i
MegaDosX: I guess we aren't playing the AI speech running hand game
frank_the_great: Let him cook
MegaDosX: And by we I mean you >_>
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DideRobot: !discord
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MegaDosX: So many months
definenull: I'm so happy boompile is still a meme
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Sorator13:
Shadowsoflife: the bits
KWardJenx: Thank you for the stream.
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
Dog_of_Myth:
Sorator13: o/
NotCainNorAbel: thanks for the stream
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
SmoreThanAFeelin: byeeeee
nova_plushie: go back in storage
kjart: gn
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DirectorStephanie: Ahhh too late
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Mr_Horrible:
thanks for streamin', gang 
Texan_Reverend: Kind.Social meetup on Sunday near PAX. Details on my Mastodon page.
DirectorStephanie:
Gadora:
@DirectorStephanie 
Makrosian_Tae: Thanks for the streeeeeeam
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