Didero: I am not a smart man, but luckily I know that of myself, so I just clicked all three links to check when I saw the toot about it
beowuuf:
beowuuf: ~lasttoot
DideRobot:
LRR: Voting is now live for the LRR20 Sketch Remake brackets! Three sketches will get remade, and it’s up to you to vote on which ones. | Here are the three voting links, and the a link to the VOD we just streamed where you can watch them all, as a refresher. | http://LRR.cc/remake1 | http://LRR.[...] | 11 hours, 59 minutes ago | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/110999171746053116
beowuuf: your cool bot disagrees with your first statement
Didero:
I'm intelligent enough to make a chat bot, I'm not smart enough to remember all its commands and modules 
Didero:
Luckily most of DideRobot's modules are disabled on here, saves a lot of remembering
beowuuf:
who has the time, with all that italian/spanish avoidance?
LoadingReadyRun: !lasttweet
LRRbot: Try ~lasttoot instead!
LoadingReadyRun: nooooo
beowuuf:
malc disabled it a few weeks back 
o7
Didero: Oh, thanks for linking to my bot, LRRbot and your owner(s)!
Didero: Hmm, I specifically made DideRobot ignore LRRbot to prevent accidental command calls,but maybe I should remove that, so LRRbot could just respond to '!lasttweet' with '~lasttoot' which would make my bot react to that...
LoadingReadyRun: unbelievable, and all without consulting me, James
beowuuf: IKR?
Didero:
I'll gladly add Twitter message following to DideRobot, if you pay the several thousands of dollars that API access costs now
beowuuf: i think you'd be gambling less just throwing the money all on lucky 00 at the casino?
Didero: Oh, I lied, apparently it's "only" $100 per month for basic read access to the API
beowuuf: it's practical a steal! literally...
beowuuf: wow, so next week onwards will be the power duo of ityc followed by heather's balder's gate's third instalment's play it forward?
TXC2: Hello Everybody
beowuuf:
TXC2: hi beowuuf
LoadingReadyRun: guten morgen
Didero: Hi TXC2!
TXC2: hi Didero
TXC2: Hello LoadingReadyRun
Simbionis: Ya know I was looking this game up the other week and I'm really surprised with the lack of rom hacks for it considering how well liked it is.
accountmadeforants: So, I tend to block people in SF6 who one-and-done games (they clearly don't want to play the game and are just trapped in matchmaking) - but this last one was a bit odd, since they won a fairly close game. Turns out that going by their history, they've literally only been playing 1 match at a time, win or lose.
Didero: Maybe they're not aware that it's considered polite to play multiple matches
Didero: ?
beowuuf: i almost hope they never find out, they might be mortified
TXC2: yeah I'd assume they're new
accountmadeforants: Yeah, that's what I'm guessing, which is funny in a way. (Needless to say, I unblocked them)
beowuuf: also odd about the rom. Maybe it's just a weird form of respect
accountmadeforants:
They're fairly high-rank, so they might be new to fighting games, but certainly not this one. They've just been plugging at it, one match at a time I guess 
beowuuf: o7
TXC2: CONTACT
accountmadeforants:
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Alas_Babylon: We must acquire each one
FurthestChunk: ooh i finally get to watch this show
Alas_Babylon: Yeah, I'm kinda digging this timeslot tbh
beowuuf: but wait, if wheeler is in studio, will he have full access to all sound effect and props needed for all the bits?
TXC2: yeap, time to experience some live, uncut Wheeler
Alas_Babylon: Better for the Europeans, sweet lunchtime entertainment for the American continents, good stuff
accountmadeforants: That depends on whether Paul brought back the Elves button
LoadingReadyRun: @beowuuf well now I get to ask paul face-to-face to play the laugh track
TXC2: accountmadeforants the Geneva convention wont let him
Carlioo: Finally I get to experience live wheeler
Didero: Wheeler just hired an actual clown in case we need a clown honk sound
beowuuf: @LoadingReadyRun ... i thought he came to your house each ityc?
accountmadeforants: @TXC2 The subterranean moon never signed onto the Geneva convention, so I think Paul's in the clear
Didero: @beowuuf That would make sense. I mean, WE do
LoadingReadyRun: he lives in my house but refuses to talk to me outside of the office
beowuuf: that's so paul
teddywhosabear: every once in a while I remember this game exists and I just, like, baffle myself
shane_neeb: whens the LRR NPC stream?
DentedPockets: One of the best card games of all time!
accountmadeforants:
And yeah, sign me onto the "likes this timeslot" crew. (Even if I'll probably lose a small part of the stream to preparing dinner )
Didero: Right, I'm gonna go eat dinner, see you all in like 45 minutes. Play nice
beowuuf: red game boy standing by
beowuuf:
enjoy your food
accountmadeforants: Red and White Machine, standing by
cheshire_creeper: Oh wow, I'm actually catching a "Is This Your Card" live? This is unexpected but not unwanted
TXC2: here we GO!
Invitare: oh yeah, I forgot Wheeler was doing morning
beowuuf:
fatherllymic: I've got my coffee, let's go!
TXC2: Hello Ben
beowuuf: morning?
TXC2: and Hello MISTER Mime
loufghyslaufey:
shurtal: Too early?
trebuchetboy: lol
beowuuf: i will *never* doubt wheeler having access to props etc for bits
trebuchetboy:
beowuuf: thank you for being here, it's great to have us?
TXC2: clap clap clap
cheshire_creeper: been good, thanks for having me here
jessieimproved: the applause is in our hearts
Antimuffin subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 76 months!
Antimuffin: Good morning Wheeler! That's my card!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Antimuffin! (Today's storm count: 3)
fatherllymic: You remember when you got in college and some voice said, "take that 8 am course, you did it in highschool' That's the devil talking
shurtal: Krispy Kream came to canada?
ArcOfTheConclave: 👏👏👏👏👏
Carlioo: Extra bits???
Sibwow: since youre in the flesh with all that blood
shurtal: Senior Mime
LordZarano: It's weird to have this show while it's light here
beowuuf: james turn-ear?
TXC2: !patreon
TXC2: !store
TXC2: !hoodie
beowuuf:
@LordZarano don't worry, autumn and winter will make that right
beowuuf:
yeah let's go
FadedOasis: This game rules.
RAZRBCK08: This game is pretty good, I played it quite a bit growing up
Invitare: Imakuni!!!
FurthestChunk: limited edition pokemon card inside? let's go
TXC2:
I'd were mine, but it's in the wash, and it's 20c+ today
fatherllymic: All of those games are bangers
FadedOasis: Yeah Burgertime!
cheshire_creeper: My favourite card game: Kirby
Carlioo: Where's the lie?
beowuuf:
jessieimproved: I played the heck out of some BurgerTime
ArcOfTheConclave: lol
rabbitgta: Do any of us know?
Veste: yo wait what limited edition card did you get in PTCG???
jessieimproved: Ahhhh...my childhood
Carlioo: Right in the nostalgia!
FurthestChunk: the music for this game slaps so hard
teddywhosabear: digging into something deep within my memory
beowuuf:
rabbitgta: 1998 nice vintage, good aroma, nice mouth feel
teddywhosabear: and that weird dude
Metric_Furlong:
GBC = God's Best Console 
beowuuf:
LucasTheDrgn: The music in this game goes so hard
Invitare:
Gen 1 
TXC2: so all Gen1 ?
Carlioo:
thraximore:
TXC2:
I.E pokemon I'll know
Sibwow: wheeler hmu to card pop
thraximore: Yooo
Invitare: Not only does it have an incredible OST, it also has Imakuni
Carlioo: Oh wow didn't know that
JessKay: my favourite thing about this is that almost every other GB/C game uses 1 8x8 tile per character for text, but this one composes two characters into one tile on the fly to be able to fit the amount of text a card game needs
Metric_Furlong: the 'banging chiptunes' as Nelson would say
JessKay: hence why it's so narrow
rabbitgta: Hard mode?
TXC2: Back in my day, the kid with the GBC universal cable was the God-king of the school yard
thraximore: Of course
beowuuf: LOL of course
LucasTheDrgn: Eggs.....
TXC2: I GET IT!
Metric_Furlong: Voltorb's kind of eg shaped...
Sibwow: kangaskhan draws a card
Carlioo: I think they introduced eggs in gen2- oh like that you mean
AtrusOfMyst: Let's gooooo
AtrusOfMyst: This game rules
FadedOasis: Exeggutor is my favorite deck, lol
Metric_Furlong: oh yeah, there were some demented trainer cards back in the day
Carlioo: Real gamest hours let's go
beowuuf:
Games T is the hero we deserve 
Invitare: the Egyptian God Car- I mean, the Legenday Pokemon Cards
Metric_Furlong: #BlameGamest
DentedPockets:
Research center... for a card game 
Bruceski: The rarest cards just "happen" to be owned by the company's top employees? Seems sus...
niccus: does the card game exist in the pokemon universe?
Antimuffin:
shane_neeb: this is an LGS
fatherllymic: It's an LFGS
Invitare: it's basically the Yu Gi Oh anime world
malanorea: 2 necessary components: Deck and Opponent
Carlioo: Oh sam...
Metric_Furlong: this was before most people had internet: they had to brainstorm deckbuilding ideas in physical space
Metric_Furlong:
@Invitare not enough making first contact with space aliens for that
TXC2: not enough pizza and coke in this place to be a real TCG research place
AtrusOfMyst: The Crocs are great for bonuses to intelligence and brain power
cheshire_creeper: I love how Prof Mason just delegated to a random guy who just wandered in
Carlioo: Ask him how to eggs
fatherllymic: Ask him about layers. So I have this blood moon...
beowuuf: you need an exeggs example sample
FadedOasis: Infinite trainers per turn
TXC2: back when the rocks were soft
malanorea: Fun fact, Pokémon TCG was made by WotC
TXC2: same with duel Mastes
FadedOasis: Forced free mull until you have a basic pokemon in hand, opponent doesn't draw extra cards.
TXC2: *masters
Carlioo: Sounds about right for the 90s
Metric_Furlong: an American distributor screwing up translations of something Japenese? In the 90s?"
teddywhosabear: oh this music
TXC2: Metric_Furlong that's unposible!
beowuuf: i like games that tell me to put them down and read instead
cheshire_creeper: Did the game just tell you to read a book if you're confused?????
fatherllymic: Wait, is milling out a thing in pokemon tcg?
Metric_Furlong: @TXC2 I almost dropped by riceball-shaped donuts in shock
AtrusOfMyst: Professor has the floor rigged to electrocute if you misplay
beowuuf:
@cheshire_creeper pg rtfm
Metric_Furlong: *dropped my
RAZRBCK08: Remember when games had instruction booklets?
accountmadeforants: @malanorea Not quite, they handled the printing, translation and distribution outside of Japan, but not the game design.
tod_vom_himmel: why not just 1s then
tod_vom_himmel: why 10s lol
TXC2: tod_vom_himmel bigger numbers go brrrr
Metric_Furlong: bigger numbers look cool
itsr67: number go brr
Carlioo: It's crazy how they managed to implement all the card art as pixles
tod_vom_himmel: fair
ArcOfTheConclave: @tod_vom_himmel same reasons yugioh is 100s
tod_vom_himmel: ISLANDS
Alas_Babylon: Island Energy
boonf: powerful magic
n3ther: ya not wimpy Magic card damage numbers
LucasTheDrgn: "why does my goldeen only have 4hp :("
AtrusOfMyst: Playing with energy cards as lands is a cool flex
Alas_Babylon: It's OK, we're just using the full arts from Theros anyway
accountmadeforants:
Ostensibly it also gives you more room to play with different interim stuff (e.g., you get 10, 15 and 20, not just 1 and 2), realistically this basically never works out, though 
Carlioo: Oh maybe this game is the reason I keep confusing electric and lighting
FadedOasis: 6
beowuuf:
Metric_Furlong: dark and steel hadn't been added yet
TXC2:
so not the full 18 types then?
Carlioo: They added and removed fairy energy right?
accountmadeforants: The pixel art in this game is just fantastic for being GBC.
JessKay: prizes giving you the sideeye
itsr67: Poison, bug, ghost, flying, ground, rock and ice haven't gotten representation as their own individual types
malanorea: Bug and poison are wrapped into grass, flying and dragon wrapped into normal, ghost wrapped into psychic, ice wrapped into water, ground and rock wrapped into fighting
itsr67: afaik
NonRandomMusic: do you lose cards if you lose a game?
IbunWest:
IbunWest: No there is no ante
accountmadeforants: This game is instructing you to be horny on main
FadedOasis: You never lose cards, and you get booster packs when you win.
Metric_Furlong: while also referencing the design of the mainline pokémon games
Invitare: and this game doesn't even have EVs
LucasTheDrgn: Poison sometimes shows up as psychic and dark as well, there's not really hard lines between game types and tcg types
streamChef: The UI work for the limited resolution they had to work with was damn good for the time
accountmadeforants: (Early?) Pokémon TCG is constant tutors and wheels, it's amazing.
MDK_Marshal: The pokemon TCG has always been wild, even "recently" - gave a uni friend a lift to a 'mans event years back, where he played what was functionally Goblin Charbelcher
IbunWest: Oh yeah you can build some absolute degeneracy in this game
malanorea: @lucasthedrgn I think modern poison is part of psychic, but not way back when, also this predates dark type
shane_neeb: do energies stay around or get discarded?
malanorea: Colorless costs in Pokémon function like generic costs in Magic
IbunWest: Generally speaking they stay
LucasTheDrgn: @malanorea oh for sure, i just remember having a psychic grimer, but it might've been ~gen 3
malanorea: Discarded to pay retreat costs
IbunWest: Or Pokemon that discard energy as part of an attack cost
ThibbleBird: Energy are like auras from magic huh
coiax: Or if they deck out
TXC2: Really real pokemon
FadedOasis: You're good to Waterfall
IbunWest: Or if I deck out because i used 4 professor oaks and 4 bills
Alas_Babylon: That's probably a good idea considering how many "Draw X cards" there are in the game
FadedOasis: If you try to put wrong energy, it'll yell at you.
malanorea: Much like the RPGs
shane_neeb: yeah i remember draw being crazy in this game compared to mtg
TXC2:
ah yes the good lightning attack of bite
Carlioo: He's a top percent pokemon
DentedPockets: So funny that they thought the pokemon's lever was important enough to show in the name.
coiax: Rattatta has a 0 retreat cost
rabbitgta: Wait for eggs does chansey count?
IbunWest: There’s a reason you can only cast one trainer card a turn now
LordZarano: The Stanley Pokemon - Don't do what it tells you
malanorea: PlusPower
niccus: unlike pikachu, which is more grounded
Ewayko:
Eeeey, my first ITYC live. But oh my god that music.
ThibbleBird: So…you can only play one Pokémon per turn. Either being a new Pokémon on the bench or evolving a Pokémon that’s already out
JessKay: @DentedPockets Wheeler mentioned earlier, but it's the way they differentiate different cards of the same Pokémon in this
RAZRBCK08: Machop was really good, 50 health and a 20 damage attack is kind of gross for a basic pokemon
BusTed: Mornin' all.
hi_im_emily: this game's soundtrack is really good
hi_im_emily: also good morning
BusTed: 50% confusion
TXC2: hello BusTed and hi_im_emily welcome
malanorea: Just attack
FadedOasis: Retreating also can be stopped by confusion
DrFabulous_PhD: The soundtrack on this game SLAPS.
shane_neeb: i wonder why it would tell you to attach psychic to seaking when you had a spare water and it knew you had a drowzee
malanorea: Importantly, flipping tails means they attack themselves, so psychic types weak to psychic hit themselves for 60
Alas_Babylon: James is the handsomest member of LRR.
BusTed: What a kind face this professor has.
FadedOasis: @malanorea 40. Confusion deals 20 damage in this game
malanorea: Oop
Veggiekeks: i distinctly remember playing this game on gameboy over regular pokemon because it sounded better
Carlioo: My favorite pokemon TCG card always was pot of greed for 1BB
IbunWest: “Slap your opponent’s pokemon.” - professor
Veste: love differentiating prints of a card by level, feel like it didn't stick around
malanorea: Catch me trying to recall heavily degraded information from the depths of my mind catacombs
FadedOasis: @Veste Yeah, they ran out of unique levels that Pikachu can be.
cheshire_creeper: Errata Power Creep is out of control
IbunWest: Healing 20 would be so bad now
accountmadeforants: Does the Pokémon TCG have limited formats? I guess Potion makes sense there?
beowuuf: !barcode
Carlioo: So are the unique TCG names WOTC's fault or is it like that in the original JP text too?
TXC2: !vaselinorbarcode
Carlioo: Move names I mean
accountmadeforants:
And now, if you didn't listen to its exact instructions before, it makes you lose the flip 
TXC2: !vaselineorbarcode
LRRbot: Barcode!
accountmadeforants: !vaselineorbarcodealloneword
LRRbot: Barcode!
beowuuf:
TXC2:
spelling the command procs the command
beowuuf:
'e' is tricky
Tom_Bruise: boy, this gameboy sure is good at flipping coins
coiax: and this is a labratory where they study... card games?
TXC2: "basically it's gambling!2
RAZRBCK08: Oh right, our basic starter deck options
accountmadeforants: What about Charmander & Enemies?
FurthestChunk: bulba is probably the choice for eggs but it's still very funny you can just get Rain Dance immediately
Veste: who are bulbasaur's official friends
FadedOasis: Squirtle & Acquaintences
DentedPockets: "Have you tried gambling?"
coiax: oh yeah, the Menu music in this game SLAPS
coiax: It has no buisness being this good
BusTed:
FurthestChunk: TCG GB2 fixes it by giving you just utter garbage immediately, source: I am struggling with the early game of TCG GB2 right now
Tom_Bruise: Is there a PKMN TCG GBC Yellow, where you can play the starter deck "Pikachu and Frenemies" with a bunch of Team Rocket cards?
matthaus_c: who up frequently thinking every now and then of the glorious fruit of the noble hen
cheshire_creeper: How do you even use this
Metric_Furlong: as is tradition for TCG starter decks, across all systems
coiax: basically you just beat the low level trainers, grind out booster packs until we get good shit
Metric_Furlong: Bill of Greed
ArcOfTheConclave: What does Bill do?
itsr67: gow was a real card
FurthestChunk: god you don't get any of this shit to start with in TCG GB2 i am fuckin' dying here
ThibbleBird: “How many energies are you running”
Tom_Bruise: Science? There's Science PokeMon?
DentedPockets: No wood clubs, eh?
accountmadeforants: Science Type Pokémon are just regular animals
shane_neeb: the nerd club
Tom_Bruise: also, where's the Disco Club, I wanna see Disco PokeMon
bv310: I would love a modern version of a game like this. That brief period of "TCGs built into small-scale RPGs" was a great one
BusTed: can we go beat up on the rock nerds
FadedOasis: Other way, Rock type isn't in this game
FadedOasis: They Know Only Fight
FadedOasis: 5. Promo
accountmadeforants: 5. Jim
TXC2:
so grind
fatherllymic: Boosties!
IbunWest: Trainers only ever buy one kind of pack
accountmadeforants: "Bully one person repeatedly and they'll buy packs for you!"
TheAinMAP: The game encourages grinding?
FadedOasis: Nice
BusTed:
accountmadeforants:
DentedPockets: Nice pull!
AllTheWeasels: pretty sure popping with another player is against TOS
TXC2: SCYTHER BABY!
ThibbleBird: SHEEEEEEEE
beowuuf:
Lazarenth: "haymaker"
JessKay: shiny!
accountmadeforants: Turns out Pokémon without evolutions can be kinda cracked
Lazarenth: hitmanchan, electabuzz, and scyther
rabbitgta: Charizard stans will disagree
TXC2:
sure wish Scyther was good against fighting in the other games
shane_neeb: aincent tomb mana
ShradowLord: Ancient Tomb Mana
ArcOfTheConclave: ancient tomb mana?
Lazarenth: i was the kid in the neighborhood that figured out Bill was good, but none of us realized prof oak was good
IbunWest: Can’t play a dirty 61
coiax: I think when you were a kid, the idea you'd discard your hand sounded terrifying
joejoebear812: you can get more energy in Mason's lab
BusTed:
shurtal: Cause he's a clown
accountmadeforants: This is Ronald Reagan
accountmadeforants: Eminently bullyable
trebuchetboy: McDonald dunk on em
TXC2: Ronald is a name natural selection got rid of
jacqui_lantern234:
hey friends! reminder that i love you all beyond measure!!! 
IbunWest: I do like how the main conceit of this game is getting the Legendary Pokemon cards which are all…not great
TXC2: hello jacqui_lantern234 welcome
morriax42: This seems needlessly complicated, can I just buy them from Card Kingdom
Didero: Right, back from dinner. Ooh, a co-host!
TXC2: !clips
LRRbot:
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trebuchetboy:
@IbunWest What do you mean...They do...stuff 
BrindleBoar:
Carlioo: Damn, rocking ost
Veste: i feel like some of the gyms you can go right to the leader?
ShradowLord: No mythics? Sad
beowuuf: farm upstate
TXC2: 10,000 cards? amateur
ButterBewtz:
superdude097: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 47:51.
Didero: Rock Hard
IbunWest: Eevee too soft for this hard battle
accountmadeforants: The four grand masters: Flash, Yoda, Kasparov, ...
trebuchetboy: Ice cold
MDK_Marshal: Oh, it's Squadron Crab
Didero: Does this game follow the same rules as the modern Pokemon TCG?
Veste: oh man this guy's face
Trahas: @Didero not really
Carlioo: can you use the time rollback function to cheat at all the coin flips?
Didero:
@Trahas Oh good because I only barely remember those rules Thanks
JuneBlue58: @didero No, the modern game has some notable balance differences.
coiax: we passed one early
MDK_Marshal:
It's in there, the interface is just awful
jacqui_lantern234: A B C - Tutor For Krabby
coiax: *earlier
FadedOasis: When searching your deck, you can hit Select (minus) to sort it
bv310: Womp womp
MDK_Marshal:
I mean, there's only so much you can do with the OG Gameboy, right?
Carlioo: rewind funtion even, god I'm not good at english today
AllTheWeasels:
accountmadeforants:
Didero: This is a fun tune
JuneBlue58: @carlioo Nope, game uses pseudorandom seeds generated at the start of a match.
Trahas: @Carlioo i tried a bit, but it looks like the rng is set
Carlioo: ah I see, thanks all!
jacqui_lantern234:
defender? i hardly know her!
Veste: that DOES mean you can see what the flip will be and change your turn based on it
Sibwow: defender self destruct lets go
joejoebear812: fun fact: the rollback does reset pack contents if you want to really blitz through prize packs to find something specific
beowuuf: nooooooo
Veste: oneshot baybeeeeeeee
Veste: that's the pokemon experience
Stevie_T: revenge
jacqui_lantern234: WHEELER
Skyozuro: oooof
ThibbleBird: Omg brutal Wheeler
Chronomagistrate: Ouch
AchillesAndTortoise: I played this as a kid, lots of fun
accountmadeforants: Krabby will die before they turn their back (other side? what with the crab walk) to the enemy.
ThibbleBird: Throwing stones
Didero: Man, the Gameboy isn't great for a card game, is it
Xx_JAG_xX: hell yeah, love beating 10 year olds at card games
Mattmitchell45: Mmm Boostie
KilrenKrae: what do we think the chances are of an updated version of this game? this was so fun as a kid
ThibbleBird: Egg.deck
accountmadeforants: More card games should have flashing "WIN" and "LOSE" things over your avatars.
Anubis169: all in one basket?
TXC2: "uh, where are your eggs? bah no matter"
Mattmitchell45: I've never been farmed before
Haroldholmes25: farm matthew for his eggs? I thought that was illegal
trebuchetboy:
@Mattmitchell45 you're about to be 
LucasTheDrgn:
Dragonite 
ThibbleBird: That dragonite art is cute
ipoddodd: Stupid arena exclusive cards
accountmadeforants: Real fake cards
yuka34:
cards! 
Mattmitchell45: Wow, Wheeler doing the research
trebuchetboy: @ipoddodd ooga booga alchemy cards
niccus: we did just finally get some dreamcast cards on paper
JuneBlue58: Funny thing, dragonair is the workhorse of a control deck in this game.
Trahas: 2 double colorless is huge
Mattmitchell45: Bully bully bully
JuneBlue58: But dragonite doesn't work.
joejoebear812: Wheeler you can use the save state rewind to reset pack contents if you want to move fast through this
accountmadeforants: Matthew's had enough of your shit
TXC2: SNORLAX?! oh we're fucked
FadedOasis: Snorlax is a TANK
ThibbleBird: Uh oh
Snowcookies: Isn't Snorlax always asleep tho
ThibbleBird: DT let’s go
coiax: I was told, Mr Wheeler, you can press SELECT to sort the deck
nightsreach: scyther is a basic
matthaus_c: is Comet in this client yet
FadedOasis: Works in your hand, too
Trahas: its works for your hand too
coiax: The pokemon to not drawing lands
coiax: *pokemon equivalent
WanderingOmen: hi im wandering and i left my computer open nah nah
accountmadeforants:
And if you hold down B while shuffling it manaweaves your deck 
Carlioo: cool draws!
malanorea: Or to play Switch
RusstyECE: The music.... straight in my nostalgia
nightsreach: man, this game is so good, i missed these animations
circusofkirkus: when does Arceus - Dialga - Palkia show up
TXC2: speaking of, can we turn down the music a touch please
thraximore: I just tuned back in, the speed you're navigating these menus makes me feel like a Victorian child
shane_neeb: can we summon exodia yet?
accountmadeforants: Turn down... for what?
TXC2: thank you Ben
hd_dabnado: nah the music slaps
hd_dabnado: jk
matthaus_c:
turn up the music, mute the streamer 
rabbitgta: Better, and thanks makes it easier to hear ben
bv310: Oh nice, now I can turn up the Wheeler without drowning in MIDI
hd_dabnado: or rather, yes turn down the music but it still slaps
Carlioo: every coin flip is freeeee
Veste: solo?? mr mime is right there
Veste: what the hell
matthaus_c: mr mime is more of a guest than a co-host
TXC2: Veste right? such disrespect
Veste: maybe wheeler only respects mr rime
Didero: deep down, don't we all have golems?
accountmadeforants: That coin is just a pixel-art version of the Pikachu shocked meme
Tom_Bruise: you mean Pikachu?
Veste: nice harden
DentedPockets: Funny thing about electric pokemon, they're often shocked.
TXC2: how Ironic
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Didero:
@DentedPockets Aren't they supposed to be doing the shocking? If you're using an electric attack on an electric Pokemon, you misunderstood something
Carlioo: goddamn I hate leer so much lol
accountmadeforants:
TXC2: you are winner, ha ha ha
nathannotnightly: GAMER
LucasTheDrgn: That 0 retreat cost
ggodopaste: What're eggs?
Carlioo: desire sensor hitting hard
Orxolon: Hello Ben,hello chat
FurthestChunk: eggs are what birds lay
Mattmitchell45: Licki Licki
TXC2: hello Orxolon welcome
nathannotnightly:
MY BOY
Veste: this mfer eats your shield
matthaus_c: dies to removal though
Orxolon: @TXC2 hi ^^
Orxolon: AND he is basic
LucasTheDrgn: Don't forget to put the double colorless in your deck
RAZRBCK08: We did get a mysterious fossil
TXC2: Mewteo isn't real
matthaus_c: mewtwo is not real and it can't hurt you
JDogg2K4: Looking for chanseys, or some other kind of eggs?
RAZRBCK08: Chanseys and Exeggcutes
shane_neeb: no mull in this game huh
FurthestChunk: sleep is such a pisser
AtrusOfMyst: If only we could farm players for packs in real life
Carlioo: snivel also sucks
FurthestChunk: god i hate this cubone
jacqui_lantern234: @shane_neeb you get to mull if you have no basic poke's in your hand
RAZRBCK08: If you have a singular basic pokemon in the hand you're stuck with it
FurthestChunk: two stax decks fighting right now
shane_neeb: is it a free mull if you have no basic pokemon?
bv310: Literal coin flip to win, yikes.
Veste: gg wp
BusTed:
Didero: This Pokemon drank too much coffee...
accountmadeforants: "Cured of sleep" is one hell of a condition
HungryTanuki: o7
RAZRBCK08: Yea it's free mulligans until you have a basic pokemon
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FurthestChunk: that one didn't count
FadedOasis: Losing to a coin flip: That's Pokemon!
FurthestChunk: kanga is at least thiccer and draws cards
bv310: @shane_neeb There used to be a deck in the physical TCG that only ran three Basic pokemon so it could guarantee having that card specifically in play all the time.
Carlioo: turn 1 draw a card sounds powerful
matthaus_c: oh so THIS is why Comet Lava Axes
accountmadeforants:
Just like old MTG, you only mulligan if you have no lands or all lands
FurthestChunk: i fuckin' love kanga
circusofkirkus: can we marnie our opponent into oblivion in this game
FurthestChunk: too spooked by this rhyhorn to draw cards
TXC2: 4 energy sounds like a lot to me
FurthestChunk: pluspower fetch let's go
matthaus_c: does Imposter Oak have the raw sexy energy of Alolan Oak
RAZRBCK08: Marnie is like 25 years after this game
Carlioo: maybe we'll get the sequel to this game on the switch one day
Carlioo: "I could just get scyther" is the quote of the day huh
matthaus_c: the dewgong man with a dewgong plan
JessKay: Narrator: He could not, in fact, just get Scyther
AtrusOfMyst: Mom says I'm not allowed to play with ante cards
Reduce_Sanity: Have we faced the farfetchd guy yet
RAZRBCK08: That's always rough when best option is somewhere in the prize pool
TXC2: Reduce_Sanity nope
matthaus_c: get those clay pigeons outta here
Reduce_Sanity: I need us to find that weirdo and get those cheeky packs.
Reduce_Sanity: thats all I remember about this game
HungryTanuki: The animation of this games are kinda cute !
Reduce_Sanity: Yes
TXC2: world's strongest Caterpie right here
Reduce_Sanity: RIP caterpie
AtrusOfMyst: Rest In Caterpeace
ThibbleBird: I love that a busted card is just called “Bill”
nathannotnightly: All my homies love Bill
loufghyslaufey: Wait. Where Pokemon cards used to have movesets of four?
FadedOasis: Wow
Reduce_Sanity: youll do double due to weakness
TXC2: oh I see, Prize cards are like shields in duel masters
Reduce_Sanity: or none lol
Veste: ok now backup and do something else
FurthestChunk: ah the ol' no damage double kick
accountmadeforants:
Veste: gust of wind dance????
Carlioo: woof
FurthestChunk: pokemon tcg is a fun game
ThibbleBird: Matthew is farming us
Haroldholmes25: dew-gone
IbunWest: Matthew really is gonna win those legendary cards
coiax: F
joejoebear812: salty runback?
FurthestChunk: early game in these two games really feels like you're playing sealed sometimes
Ilyusion: BO3?
trebuchetboy: see you next week
AtrusOfMyst:
Matthew just took our Scyther? 
loufghyslaufey: Did Matthew just say "I own you"?
AllTheWeasels: whose farming who lol
HungryTanuki:
Have a nice break Ben 
TXC2: !break
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Carlioo: understandable!
TXC2: !bracket
loufghyslaufey: This game has 'Ante'?
TXC2: loufghyslaufey nope
miniMacGuru: This stream is tempting me to look up at how the current Pokemon TCG is playing, but I already have a Magic addiction, so I don't need another card game...
kumatsu: you get boosters every time you win a match
kumatsu: there are 4 booster types that each have a separate cardlist
matthaus_c: you knock booster packs out of your opponents like they're piñatas
matthaus_c: god the music in this game goes so hard
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IbunWest:
TXC2: and we're back
AtrusOfMyst: We will destroy Matthew
coiax: I believe you were beating up someone from the Rock club, Wheeler
matthaus_c: why fight something else when you can have that twink obliterated
trebuchetboy: nah
teddywhosabear: yeah this is fine
trebuchetboy: oh boy we are not ok
jacqui_lantern234:
thraximore: Wheel of Oak
HungryTanuki: Judge, my opponent coin is weighted !
jacqui_lantern234: more like Prof BROKE-n
jacqui_lantern234:
#gottem
niccus: how do i get better at coin flips
thraximore: @niccus cheat
Reduce_Sanity: Caterpie gang rise up!
teddywhosabear: oh nooo
Tom_Bruise: so what's getting flipped, your cards for money, or the table?
matthaus_c: a friend (also watching the stream) showed me Iono's card when I brought up Professor Oak, jesus christ that's cracked
Carlioo: at least you have scyther!
AtrusOfMyst: New moon base has that warm camera glow
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jacqui_lantern234:
they went straight for his apes!!!
Sibwow: wow LRR hates latinos confirmed
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matthaus_c: Sibwow
TXC2: the apes! they've been funged!
TheAinMAP:
teddywhosabear: terry will save us
jacqui_lantern234:
@Sibwow sib plz
Invitare: what if inside Tangela's vines there is an egg?
AtrusOfMyst: I loved Snorlax in this, what a great pokemon
SquareDotCube: IIRC you can get either the actual GB Tangela or Meowth card with the TCG
miles_ivy: what if inside tangela's vines theres just a very tiny human
ReachW: And Imakuni!
coiax: 10 card in hand, no hand limit
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matthaus_c: PTCG Alchemy is real
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Carlioo: the AI taketh, the AI never loseth
Metric_Furlong: what if we put more RNG in the card game? wouldn't that be a fun single-player experience?
TXC2: we've not been praising RNGesus enough
jacqui_lantern234: Energy Trans Rights
matthaus_c: hehe, energy trans, I know some of those
ReachW: Energy trans? Couldn't be me. Never energy.
matthaus_c:
Meuhkis: hell yeah
coiax:
Metric_Furlong: Energy Trans rights are energy human rights!
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HungryTanuki: @Metric_Furlong Hearthstone in a nutshell
Statist42:
Reduce_Sanity: blastoises rrain dance was the busted pokepower iirc. My brother slapped me with a blastoise deck everytime
matthaus_c: I don't think you've won a coin flip in your life
teddywhosabear: not one of yours, but he didn't paralyze you once
joejoebear812: i think caterpie won once
Metric_Furlong: @HungryTanuki oh, I'm aware. so many painful memories
miles_ivy: you got atleast 1 sleep coinflip
AtrusOfMyst: We need to add Krarks Thumb to our deck
Bruceski: You don't "win" coinflips
TXC2: you lose less
IbunWest: My experience with this game is a constant stream of lost coin flips
Meuhkis: that cubone art is so good
IbunWest: So if you have a Garbodor in play and you poison Snorlax…
h3rsh3yb4r: my god is in the chair next to you
Invitare: God wasn't in Gen 1
JDogg2K4: A full nidorun
Mattmitchell45: Where is Arcieus? Idk chilling in the clouds
ReachW: sometimes losing a coin flip is even an upside! Thanks, Gambler.
Orxolon: are we playing low on energy?
joejoebear812: i think we're at 21?
Sibwow: wheeler i have a full set of exeggcute and exeggcutor if you want them
Veste: crethal?????
Orxolon: we krabbed them
matthaus_c: wouldn't be Wheeler if he wasn't playing 33% less Lands than he should
HungryTanuki: Get krabbed
Snowcookies: Games win once again
Invitare: Electrode is kind of eggy
Sibwow: ok well when you get to the last week and have no eggs we can trade then
Ilyusion: Hey Matthew, feeling Krabby?
AleisAlpto: what is this?
matthaus_c: strip mine the treasure hunt deck
ArcOfTheConclave: isn't that stone rain, not strip?
Sibwow: why do they call it grass energies in paras
JuneBlue58: Apparently pack contents are subtly weighted based on who hands them out, so if you want grass rares you should farm the grass club trainers.
Haroldholmes25: @Sibwow royale energies
matthaus_c: royale with leaf
Sibwow: because grass energies was in paras
Haroldholmes25: what in paras
HungryTanuki: We're cooking ?
Orxolon: 3/2/1?
tod_vom_himmel: so do actual pokemon exist in the universe of this game
AchillesAndTortoise: Imakuni fight when?
frank_the_great: I think this guy is running water mon
Carlioo: rock rock rock rock
Orxolon:
i meant 3 bulbasaurs 2 ivysaurs and 1 venasaur,but yeah,jamming it's better
Tom_Bruise: that or he's actually Damian Thorn
RetroHibiscus: Of course. He's stoned
Metric_Furlong: the dude's been hitting a sort of rock, alright
RetroHibiscus:
FadedOasis: They never talk about Pokemon, only Pokemon cards.
Invitare: the Time to Imakuni in this game isn't short enough
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matthaus_c: why do they call it grass energy when you oak in the prize paras oak out hp evolve the paras
shane_neeb: skill based gaming
Alas_Babylon: @tod_vom_himmel It's like Yugioh where it's thousands of years in the future and they've made a card game that mimics creatures ancient mages summoned to battle
Orxolon: never didn't have it
HungryTanuki: Easy game
Atarra: ooof that graphic
Ilyusion: You will win!
Mattmitchell45: Does anyone know if the Devs of this game ever went on to make other rpg TCG games? They seem very talented
JessKay: simply win coin flips, easy
Carlioo: easiest game ever
matthaus_c: hey Wheeler have you won a coin flip this game yet?
JDogg2K4: Andrew is going to flip the table
TXC2: EDGE
shane_neeb: this is karma from the other game where you didnt win any
duzeldorf: that art makes the Jynx's eyes look bloodshot
HungryTanuki: He can't keep getting away with iiit !
Showsni: @Mattmitchell45 It has a direct sequel, I assume the devs are the same
frank_the_great: Rip
Ilyusion: Classic Jynx
matthaus_c: you yee'd your last haw
Atarra: rip
Invitare: it's over
Metric_Furlong: regression to the mean, our worst enemy
thraximore: it's so joever
thatweirdowl: We could say its a "Do you Feel. . .Ponita" deck
frank_the_great: Jynx was purple way sooner than I thought
JDogg2K4: Never didn't have it
Tom_Bruise: It's not only joever, it's also donion rings
Haroldholmes25: never in doubt
Carlioo: we're back GAMEST
Mattmitchell45: @showsni How did kid me never know this had a sequel??
AllTheWeasels: what kind of rock pokemon deck is on jynx + ponyta? Andrew is full of it
RAZRBCK08: The direct sequel was made by the same people but it only was released in Japan
Mattmitchell45: Ahhh
ReachW: @Mattmitchell45 japan exclusive
Showsni:
@Mattmitchell45 Japanese only There is a fan translation now, though
Ilyusion: Never didn't have it
SquareDotCube: I heard the sequel is great
Metric_Furlong:
so we just turn into Matters of Import?
matthaus_c: @AllTheWeasels andrew has that gargantuan 16head to contain his massive brain
Sibwow: theres gotta be an english patch we can find
JDogg2K4: has a 2nd island I think
rabbitgta: The fan translate is legit
felipe_modesto:
there is a japan exclusive sequel. woow
SquareDotCube: adds the Team Rocket cards
RAZRBCK08: It added almost 200 new cards
SquareDotCube: so you get the broken Impostor Professor Oak
Ilyusion: Your uncle has a copy?
matthaus_c: oh I thought you could just read japanese
TXC2:
we gonna mil Andrew out
JDogg2K4: I'm pretty sure broken imposter oak is in this game too
Invitare: no more gambling
Carlioo: fire, fighting and psychic energy on one poke is cursed as hell
ChillieWrangler: Im playing the translation of GB2 right now, finally got computer search, superfun
JDogg2K4: I 100% tried to make a mill deck in this.
Rourke9: Woooo ITYC 💜
Invitare: Miror B??
TXC2: hello Rourke9 welcome
FadedOasis: At thispoint, it's good enough
shane_neeb: still no eggs
teddywhosabear: Are there that many cards that make your opponent draw in this, though?
matthaus_c: when's this eggs deck getting an egg
TXC2:
when time stops
accountmadeforants: Eggless Eggs
engineerbudy: do you have gloom oddish and vileplume?
FadedOasis: There's someone you can fight in the Lab to just get a pack of energies
SquareDotCube: yeah the game does have the slight issue of mono-color decks being super powerful
SquareDotCube: My deck was mono-psychic, oh 25 years ago?
matthaus_c: this nerd looks like he would be on TurboFog
ylegm: I'm assuming this is gonna be followed by the second pokemon tcg game
JDogg2K4: Why yes, I will keep recurring my spore frogs.
TXC2: is mono colour decks begin good why you get trainers with only one type in the main games, even though that's really weak?
TXC2:
JuneBlue58: You'd be surprised how strong some mono-type teams can be in a VGC context.
JuneBlue58: Just due to dual-type pokemon.
Orxolon: i am a fire pokemon lover,i always love to run rapidash
JuneBlue58: But like... some types are just better defensively than others.
shane_neeb: how did they handle cards when existing pokemon got pre-evolutions? like igglybuff for example
joejoebear812: there's a battle in Mason's lab that just gives you energy as a reward
matthaus_c: under pressure, pushing down on me
matthaus_c: come, Sekiro!
TXC2: rocks melt under pressure
JDogg2K4: gym leader music in this game bops
Mattmitchell45: Rock gets the kids dancing
aitsu100: hows the rng been Ben
jabisbad: trusty rock, nothing beats rock
Atarra: Brock sure got aged up here
JuneBlue58: @shane_neeb Most babies printed over time have just been basics, and their evolution lines don't include them. Example, the most recently printed Cleffa.
accountmadeforants:
CodeIndigo: The club master music rips so hard.
SquareDotCube: Gene "Not an Oak" Rockleader
Invitare: RNG's been about 50:50
TXC2: it's been RNGy
matthaus_c: who up chaining their Bills
Mattmitchell45: @squaredotcube "What am I, a G. Oak to you?"
JuneBlue58: And here I am, grinding the Whirlpool deck.
TXC2: good old loadingreadyFuck
ipoddodd: loadingreadyWHAT
Alas_Babylon: That was six in a row?
accountmadeforants:
Don't worry, they're using up all their luck on these flips
Ukon_Cairns: 50/50
accountmadeforants: Or maybe they're using up your luck
Mr_Horrible: Krark has forsaken us
JuneBlue58: There isn't math on this, it uses a seed and it's pseudorandom.
JDogg2K4: I don't think the rng in this game is an r as the name would suggest
TXC2: still 1 in 64
Rourke9: Need a krark’s thumb in here
Mr_Horrible: Diglet this grave
Carlioo: diglett bulliers in this stream
Carlioo: bullies*
JDogg2K4: dugtrio has earthquake right?
TXC2: the coin flips children!
Mr_Horrible: "Use netscape navigator"
Sibwow: if you find oak its just 4 more copies of oak
shane_neeb: force of demonic tutor
Orxolon: @Sibwow proof is that if you save state and throw the coin again it will always land on the same side
Orxolon: i've never done it,a friend told me
JDogg2K4: Pokemon tcg is very steam rolly once one side gets going
accountmadeforants: The secret to improving Windows's search, first delete two other files, then you can finally find the thing you're looking for.
AleisAlpto: gg
Carlioo: if you do a 1 energy retreat and only have a double colorless, I assume you lose both colorless?
Meuhkis: wow, rock on
Ilyusion: It’s just a rock
matthaus_c: rock hard gene
FadedOasis: *applause*
JuneBlue58: @JDogg2K4 Not so much in the modern game, where comeback tools exist.
rabbitgta: Gene needed to get knocked down a peg so godo
frank_the_great: This is where Gary comes in with two badges
Carlioo: eggs!
Juliamon: EGGS
Mr_Horrible: eggs achieved
matthaus_c: didn't think the day would come
Ilyusion: Eggs eggs eggs eggs
HungryTanuki: E G G S ! Eggs !
CodeIndigo: EGG-GY
TXC2: we got the eggs!
Orxolon: e double g s
JDogg2K4: @JuneBlue58 Good they changed it. My tcg experience is literally this game.
frank_the_great:
🥚🥚🥚
matthaus_c:
wait a moment that says seed, not egg
niccus: you _do_ have that grass energy
JuneBlue58: @JDogg2K4 Yeah, this game is based on like the first three sets from the mid-90s. Game has come a long way.
Ilyusion: More eggs?
Invitare: what does Metronome do in this?
accountmadeforants: Our eggless streak is finally over!
TXC2: meggs?
rabbitgta: Eggs eggs eggs eggs
superdude097: OH! I got here late and am unfamiliar with the game and thought there was a "Poke Egg" card or some such that we were looking for.
Mr_Horrible: got a scramble goin' now
Ilyusion: Soon we can cook breakfast!
Mr_Horrible: Clefable is energy-star certified
Ilyusion: How dare you Dr
imanolmutriku: is the DCE in the game?
TXC2:
might be good if you get kang's 4 energy attack
accountmadeforants: The Gonti strat: Your cards are probably better than mine, go!
Carlioo: you just wanna listen to this banger again
matthaus_c: gene was ahead of his time
frank_the_great: Your character looks angry
AtrusOfMyst: Revenge of the GAMEST
TXC2: "they're our cards, comrade"
Carlioo:
accountmadeforants: Skill diff
TXC2: good old OHKO
matthaus_c: he shake on my hand til I gg
Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c [Extremely loud incorrect buzzer]
Tom_Bruise: since when are we on Blanka?
matthaus_c:
FadedOasis: Nidoking is great, double poison
Ilyusion: BFE & GFE?
SquareDotCube: yeah 1998
coiax: Nidoqueen used her attack "HETERONORMATIVITY"
frank_the_great:
I love Boyfriends
matthaus_c: boyfriends rule
coiax: (for context chat, Wheeler here has a husband, which is like a boyfriend)
Pixelpinnen: As a Pokemon player have you ever tried the fanmade Pokemon Infinite Fusion? Amazing game!
TXC2: is there Homonormativity?
Mr_Horrible: @coiax does his roommate know/
matthaus_c: does your roommate know about your husband
frank_the_great: You really upgraded
accountmadeforants: Turns out all you needed to do was win more coin flips and have them lose more coin flips
Ilyusion: What kind of drink would be the professor oak
matthaus_c: and Alolan Oak is when you add Tequila
Mr_Horrible: jesus christ
engineerbudy: jeez
Ilyusion: I think I just threw up in my mouth
JDogg2K4: that'll age your voice a few decades
TXC2: barrel aged whiskey and bacon
teddywhosabear: you know what you must do now
Juliamon: cursed
Mr_Horrible: oh I would
Mr_Horrible: I'd regret it
Mr_Horrible: but I'd try it
ylegm: horrifying
niccus: you draw a card from an energy deck and that's the energy drink you use as the bomb
Mr_Horrible: the mark of a true performer
Ilyusion: How man professor oaks would you need before playing wizard 101 again?
frank_the_great: Live by the coin, die by the coin
matthaus_c: the what now
Mr_Horrible: cease
frank_the_great: The what now
TXC2:
Vodka shouldn't have taste
Rourke9: Oh I’m intrigued by that
SquareDotCube: Watch as it turns out the green energy is green tea
Metric_Furlong: parmesan vodka, chat
teddywhosabear: seems... what
Snowcookies: Wheeler, lover of parmesan vodka
Rourke9: Caramel vodka is delicious
aitsu100: Ian made parm vodka
Snowcookies: I rewatched that like a month ago
Metric_Furlong: because Ian
Invitare: of course Ian did
RAZRBCK08: Oh right, that was vodka
Snowcookies: cola vodka
n__een_n: dr pepper
ylegm: I would try a parmesan vodka martini
Atarra: lol
malanorea: I would simply combine those
Atarra: the fresh insanity of being in the studio again
jacqui_lantern234: ok, now. Parmesan Vodka legit sounds amazing
SquareDotCube: Dr. Vodka
n__een_n: cranberry
Snowcookies: Rosemary and cranberry
n__een_n: thanksgiving themed
matthaus_c: that office is full of sickos, fuck yeah
teddywhosabear: cap'n crunchberry?
Sibwow: blackcurrant
jacqui_lantern234: THANK YOU Wheeler
accountmadeforants: Have you gotten the recipe?
TXC2: EGG TIME!
teddywhosabear: now, the real trick: use it in penna alla vodka
FadedOasis: Eggsplosion!
HungryTanuki: BEEG Eggs !
AtrusOfMyst: Put parm vodka in a bloody mary? Mmmm
accountmadeforants: "Big Eggsplosion"
Rgontownik: O wow old school Pokémon! Love
Juliamon: Ian's secret is that he's actually kind of a genius
frank_the_great: Why his neck so short?
SquareDotCube: why is Parmesan thanksgiving themed? Is this a Blame James thing?
ylegm: isn't eggsplosion a suicide attack?
rabbitgta: Love that name
matthaus_c: jfc
FadedOasis: Load it up with like 12 energies
Juliamon: Load these eggs up
AtrusOfMyst: B O O M P I L E
frank_the_great: !Card Yusri, Fortune's Flame
LRRbot: Yusri, Fortune's Flame [1UR] | Legendary Creature — Efreet [2/3] | Flying / Whenever Yusri, Fortune's Flame attacks, choose a number between 1 and 5. Flip that many coins. For each flip you win, draw a card. For each flip you lose, Yusri deals 2 damage to you. If you won five flips this way, you may cast spells from your hand this turn without paying their mana costs.
Invitare: you got one earlier
SquareDotCube: got a pokemon center though
RAZRBCK08: Machop has 50 HP as a basic pokemon
TXC2:
60 millions years of evolution sure is a bitch eh Kabutops?
plus2happiness: hi wheeler!
IbunWest: Also mysterious fossil doesn’t give a prize if KOd
matthaus_c: Kabutops was power crept by geological time
JuneBlue58: These days we're getting tera ex stage 2s with like 330 hp.
rabbitgta: Such heavy costs
Carlioo: jesus even I know that card is bad
Juliamon: hehe, shell
accountmadeforants: What is the Pokémon Centre healy-dealy thing if not a carton of 6 eggs?
matthaus_c: frog egg salad
ArcOfTheConclave: our energy comrade
rabbitgta: So an egg shell game?
matthaus_c: Spearmint Eggs
Alas_Babylon: delightfully deviliish, Wheeler
ReachW: @Alas_Babylon delightfully Devilled, hehehehehehe
ylegm: I mean, I'm on team coin flip
Ilyusion: Kick his teeth in
Carlioo: is it better to be mono-colored or multi-colored in the TCG as a whole?
FadedOasis: I've been playing this game for how long and didn't see the Venusaur + Center combo. What the hell, me?
Alas_Babylon: @ReachW 10/10 no notes
HungryTanuki:
Matthew gonna's get rocked 
accountmadeforants: Matthew really emphasizes how your character is looking directly into the camera
matthaus_c: cue up cowboy magic by hubris cannon
Invitare: I feel profoundly disappointed every time I see that gym lobby empty
teddywhosabear: if you take that to the final boss or whatever, get some eggs, and for every missed eggsplosion crack one and make an omelet
Ilyusion: He's sleeping on you!
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Carlioo: I'm so looking forward to this
HungryTanuki: Always
teddywhosabear: wait that would be like a dozen egg omelet that's way too much
matthaus_c: flip flip flip the coin into the bowl
niccus: it's a spanish tortilla
accountmadeforants: Does double energy count as 1 or 2 energy for Big Eggsplosion?
CodeIndigo: aren't you tired of being nice? don't you just want to go ape flip?
Carlioo: someone blew away my eggs!
Rourke9: @accountmadeforants I was about to ask the same thing
accountmadeforants:
Good!
Rourke9: Oh heck yea
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Invitare: presumably DCE is like a land that says Tap for 2
frank_the_great: No cap? fr fr
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accountmadeforants: Excellent chat message chatter
SquareDotCube: 127 if I had to guess
IbunWest:
frank_the_great:
accountmadeforants: If Adam wrote that message nobody would bat an eye
DrLigmaPhD: I am not affiliated with them
CodeIndigo: "they've been doing something that they shouldn't be." what is it? "well, it's written all over their username..."
Ilyusion: Draw all of the cards
TXC2: I still want more Crapshots with Cameron as the Surgeon General
HungryTanuki: The royal omelett is coming
accountmadeforants: "1, 2, 3, lots"
matthaus_c: I am the very model of a modern surgeon general
Malchior: Oh gosh this is DEEEEAAAAAD
teddywhosabear: call matthew smash mouth because he's about to eat the eggs
accountmadeforants:
TXC2: "It comes with 4 kinds of cheese"
shurtal: Man, we need Pokémon Football. Either kind
yuka34:
Ilyusion: Eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs
Ilyusion: 5
Ilyusion: 8
Ilyusion: 3
matthaus_c: just waiting for the inevitable 11 tails
AtrusOfMyst: boompile success!!
FurthestChunk: this poor fucking onix
FurthestChunk: it just experienced modern pokemon levels of damage
Invitare: more energy for the egg train
SquareDotCube: nice boulder, let me show you my snowball
shane_neeb: now this is cowboy magic
Malchior: THAT would kill in this day and age of Pokemon!
JDogg2K4: Graveller just curling up into a ball, wanting nothing to do with this
DrLigmaPhD: Currently being reminded that MOM draft suuuucks
FurthestChunk: shake my hand, good game
Invitare: MTG wishes it was this exciting
Ilyusion: Do we even have more energy?
HungryTanuki: This poor Boulder
FadedOasis: I love this deck
ReachW: egg
Invitare: Overkill
teddywhosabear: poor geodude went to open the dairy case, slipped, and took down all the eggs onto him
FurthestChunk: completely normal damage numbers
accountmadeforants: This truly is the Four Horsemen of Pokémon TCG
AtrusOfMyst: Eggs will grind Matthew into dust
Alas_Babylon: It seems pretty interesting how quickly you can make a halfway decent deck in this game
matthaus_c: Gavin wishes his Coin Flip deck was like this
AllTheWeasels: close game matthew
IbunWest: If only Exeggutor had trample
TXC2: so she is in fact a poly Queen?
shurtal: Man in every area code
chaostreader: We don’t know the cap on coin flips but we sure hope to find it.
ReachW: Polyam Nidoqueen heck yea
AtrusOfMyst: The coin flip deck should have been called, "GG, shake my hand?"
TXC2: one presumes there is an 8 bit cap on the coin flips
QuixoticScrivener: Honest question, is there any deck that doesn't want 4x Bill?
HungryTanuki: You're gonna make Matthew quit Pokemon TCG at this rate
Rourke9: Is there a limit on how much you can farm this kid?
Rourke9: Incredible
IbunWest: In theory the cap would be 57. 1 card in prizes, 2 cards for thr pokemon and 57 energy
JDogg2K4: What they should have done is make the kid's smile in the portrait slowly morph into a grimace as you rack up wins on them.
FadedOasis: @IbunWest Four DCEs brings that to 61
IbunWest: Oh true
madbashs: Phantom venasaur
TXC2: IbunWest so nicely covered by an 8 bit integer
RAZRBCK08: We need more large eggs
FadedOasis: Ben, would you use Recover or similar?
shane_neeb: what will chansey bring to this deck?
Ilyusion: Crack his eggs
FadedOasis: Trainer that gets cards from iscard pile
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: oh no, I remember this game being new >_>
shane_neeb: valid
FadedOasis: Yeah, Recycle
HungryTanuki: Final destinatoin, no tiems
Ilyusion: 1!
frank_the_great:
We got one!
accountmadeforants: Exactly as good as Scratch
HungryTanuki: Oh, he's done for
Ilyusion: 1
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: this game really made me want to play a trading card game
ReachW: egg
JessKay: eggs!
accountmadeforants:
joejoebear812: the egg counter
Ilyusion: It's no eggsplosion
FadedOasis:
Mewis great against Exeggutor 
accountmadeforants:
Devolution Beam should kill Basic Pokémon 
fatherllymic: Devo beam, put on your devo hats
shane_neeb: no you got 2 packs
Trahas: Didn't you get two?
FadedOasis: You get two packs from him
RAZRBCK08: You got 2 packs
Trahas: The first had eggs
Ilyusion: We coming for Genes eggs
chanterelleton: This game rules
chanterelleton: The little animations are very fun
fatherllymic: To turn into an elk?
TXC2: EDGE
Alas_Babylon: GAMING
Ilyusion: HOW DOES HE DO IT!
TXC2: !clips
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Tom_Bruise: "Hell yeah! I've won the jackpot! Forty dollars!"
TXC2: and remember, it only makes the highlight real IF you name the clip
Alas_Babylon: ^
TXC2:
Tom_Bruise ah yes, the good old days of winning the coin shove games
trebuchetboy: @TXC2 Does this mean any clippable moments will become mass hallucinations provided the clip is named bad
FurthestChunk: someone loves their craw wurms
HungryTanuki: Eggs bad ? Not possible
superdude097:
TXC2:
trebuchetboy it means I don't even look at them
Rourke9: Good Shakespeare joke streamer
trebuchetboy:
@TXC2 
Desruprot:
hd_dabnado: who up, gay sons or thot daughters?
TXC2: "game over man, lets bug out and call it even"
HungryTanuki: o7
FurthestChunk: the ol' 1/8
accountmadeforants: Matthew's too honourable, he also thinks those flips were bullshit
FadedOasis: They're preparing for later, after you've drawn your last prize
matthaus_c: if they kill you now that's less Tails you'll flip
ReachW: AI's energy prioritisation is wacky is the main reason
FurthestChunk: who out here potioning they geodude
TXC2: it's about sending a message
FurthestChunk: the highs and lows of a coinflip game
yuka34: egg!
JessKay: egg!
FadedOasis: Okay, now that you've won, watch out for that Rhydon with all the energy on it
bv310: EGG!
FurthestChunk: man i wish the ducks in this game were good
RAZRBCK08: So just 1 more of each egg at least
TheWarDoctor8: I swear, this menu jingle is used in another nintendo GB game; any ideas chat?
JessKay: golduck's a good yugioh card
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accountmadeforants: Bust it down Eggsual-style
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chanterelleton: Can't wait for the Pokemon universes beyond
TXC2: a good magic pokemon duel masters card
Tom_Bruise: Golduck will be the first MagiMon card
trebuchetboy: Magic the gathering *Spongebob rainbow*
FurthestChunk: well sure golduck's solid but the duck quality is brought down by porygon and farfetch'd
mallyx0: Everypne talks about bill but dont sleep on prof oak. Best card in the game
TomK__94: I would unironically buy a Pokémon secret lair …
FadedOasis: Golduck is a fantastic Lorcana card
Alas_Babylon: rip Kaijudo ;-;
Orxolon: Golduck Is a top Tier Hero in flesh and blood
Ilyusion: executor is my favorite Bakugan
FurthestChunk: porygon is my favourite and has such an awful fuckin' card
JDogg2K4: Draw 7 for 0? pretty good
ArcOfTheConclave: double energy os such a dumb card
accountmadeforants: Surely they have Quadruple Double Double Colourless Energy by now
Rgontownik: Are you like in a gym now or no?
Rgontownik: Or just farming packs?
accountmadeforants: "Matthew, I need more eggs. Matthew, listen"
chanterelleton: My name is Matthew and this has been consistently startling
Ilyusion: Give me the eggs Matthew and I'll leave
trebuchetboy: @Rgontownik Bullying children for produce
FurthestChunk: god the Rocket expansion Porygon also honks
Rgontownik: Snorlax goat?
shane_neeb: oh yeah happy yargle day
iris_of_ether: I'm Yargling right now!
ArcOfTheConclave: is the point of snorelax to be a big dumb wall?
madbashs: Need Pokemon trader
TXC2:
Back in my day Yargle day was a solemn, dignified occasion, now it's all be corporatised
tod_vom_himmel: whys ben doing all the talking, whens the co host gonna speak up?
Rgontownik: Energy level is above 9000!!!
shane_neeb: i dont think ben even introduced his co host properly, we dont even know their name!
theamc2000: I can’t believe you got a working gameboy
FadedOasis: Yes he did, it's James
nightsreach: you don't need to put energies anywhere else, just draw scyther for the retreats
tod_vom_himmel: bahaha
JDogg2K4: I pref Marcel
TXC2: "so what do they call you in New Orleans?" "THEY CALL ME MISTER MIME!"
Sibwow: pleae, mister mime was my father, call me mime junior
nightsreach: or just win flips
iris_of_ether: Soundcloud name Mr. Rime
accountmadeforants: Evidently we need more coins
Spanked42: You look like a table in Vegas is missing it's card shark.
HungryTanuki: Only 210 D:
JessKay: voltorb is like an egg
MrQBear: voltorb is LIKE an egg, right? it's friend shaped!
trebuchetboy: Sunken cost egg
ReachW: Electrode and Ditto
TXC2: 1 in 2
Ilyusion: 25%
HungryTanuki: 50%
shane_neeb: its about 49/51
rabbitgta: Idk like 33%
TXC2: shane_neeb ah of course, forgot about the house edge
trebuchetboy: 0/6
Creature_Comforts: This coin is weighted
mallyx0: Has this been 10 tails in a row?
bv310: o7 for Nidoran
shane_neeb: venusaur seems like sick tech for the eggs
taeasakura: this music hits me with so much nostalgia
mishrasbauble: wheeler live in the studio
Sibwow: in front of a live studio audience?
TXC2: 1998
RAZRBCK08: 2000 for US
HungryTanuki: Matthew please, you really have to help us now
ReachW: Was gonna say, 2000 internationally
mallyx0: I was 12
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mishrasbauble: a whee lrr
ReachW: Got this for my 11th birthday alongside Pokemans Red
Ilyusion: Is Ratthew a Wheeler stream only thing? I feel like he'd bring a lot to the pokemon streams
TXC2: Ben is 2 years younger then me? oh no
trebuchetboy: i was
FurthestChunk: It's a shame we didn't get the second game because it would've been so close to the GBA coming out if not after it came out
Rycore1: a muppet babies esque animation called Wee LRR
shane_neeb: @Ilyusion were fighting ratthew right now
TheGoldPope: I forgot how much of a banger the TCG match music is.
FurthestChunk: I think the justification was that they didn't want to put out a GBC game when the GBA was out
FurthestChunk: remember, this came out for us in 2000
Trahas: I thought it was on the tail end of gbc and gba was already out
Spacecarl: Well back in the day everybody I knew collected the cards but didnt play the game. I think I was the only person who knew how due to this game.
TXC2:
and then they put the Gen1 games on the GBA
ReachW: I mean, they've got the perfect opportunity now too, with NSO. They've done it before with a few games.
Atarra: @Spacecarl my sis works in education and the same thing is happening, lol. everyone loves the cards but doesn't know how to play, so sometimes she'll teach them
MWGNZ:
FurthestChunk: man fuck that cubone though
FurthestChunk: snivel is such a massive pain in the ass
accountmadeforants: Small child who misses their mother being sent to the guillotine? I've read that LN!
rabbitgta: When you get too many copies of cards is there a trade system?
TXC2: "it's one egg, what could it cost? $10?"
IndigoMeatStack: Yoked Eggs
Tom_Bruise: alright, we get to kick Kevin Costner's ass!
AtrusOfMyst: We could go to the Oki Oki Fighting Club
Invitare: Imakuni hype
Atarra: we don't talk about Water Club
malanorea: If I recall correctly, most of the water Pokémon in this era are weak to grass
Ilyusion: Duel in the pool?
mishrasbauble: Games Turner, aka Gim Turner
HungryTanuki: Ending their whole carrer, on stream
Invitare: Do you know what has 3 heads? Exeggutor
TXC2: EGGctly
AtrusOfMyst: Leek slapping? On Twitch dot TV?
FurthestChunk: and then you need three energy to be able to attack again
FurthestChunk: farfetch'd is, not great
TXC2: I guess farfetch'd is a duck to justify being in a water deck
MDK_Marshal: Wheel of redundant fortune
FurthestChunk: i will definitely discard two cards to oak again
FurthestChunk: nidoqueens lay eggs
HungryTanuki:
Ben Wheeler : the quest for the elusive Eggs
FurthestChunk: i say, knowing that weirdly, they don't actually lay eggs
ReachW: so long and thanks for all the egg
matthaus_c: losing flips is the best tv
Metric_Furlong: an actual deck? that's cheating!
TXC2: but all pokemon lay eggs
accountmadeforants: How come they're not the Club Leader, then?
accountmadeforants: Wigglytuff has incredible art, that's for sure
accountmadeforants: Oh fuck
TXC2: this Wiggletuff has seen some shit
Invitare: it's not that impressive when we've seen a 280
AtrusOfMyst: The most impressive thing to me about wigglytuff is how much the art terrifies me
mallyx0: Have you tried drawing your eggs?
Invitare: as long as you're not drawing horses
AtrusOfMyst: On the card IRL it's amazing, I love how it gets better in this game with the pixel art
Invitare: that's a different stream
Invitare: they'd be Australian
ReachW: wait, they don't? That horse lied to me
MWGNZ: early
Happy_Wayfarer: 5 am in australia
AtrusOfMyst: Horse nesting?
Meuhkis: monday
accountmadeforants: Horses laying eggs or horses with fangs, which is worse?
M0nzaa: its tomorrow
Ilyusion: Party time?
AtrusOfMyst: It's G'day
TXC2: 4 am on the east coast?
HungryTanuki:
It's time to watch ITYC, a new weekly stream on LLR
trebuchetboy: Man we shoulda been Eggs Turner
FurthestChunk: poisonpowder being kinda sorta effectively 50 damage is cranked
matthaus_c: because it's easy, and it does a lot of damage
FurthestChunk: like on that turn cycle
M0nzaa: gotem
FurthestChunk: supersonic? don't we need the seven chaos emeralds for that
matthaus_c: subs only, no switches here
accountmadeforants: *Obama chuckles* Oh, you mean the Chaos Emeralds?
FadedOasis: Diary
FurthestChunk: diary
ReachW: That works too tho
mallyx0: Diary
TXC2: thanks for streaming Ben
mallyx0: Diary is save
coiax: Thanks for streaming Ben
HungryTanuki: Ty for the eggs Ben !
ReachW: Been my pleasure.
FadedOasis: Thanks for the stream, Ben!
Invitare: didn't see Imakuni
yuka34: thanks for stream!
ReachW: Thanks, Mr. Mime
Fantusta: Bye Mr. Mime!
Invitare:
I'll be working for the start
TXC2: !patreon
AtrusOfMyst: "Dear diary, today was pretty Pog. We farmed Matthew and got some eggs...."
tod_vom_himmel: you cant prove that
Snowcookies: ty for the stream
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Time to move on to the semi-finals of the Sketch Remake Bracket! Game: Sketch Remake Bracket) at Mon 10:00 AM PDT (22:03 from now).
accountmadeforants:
accountmadeforants: !schedule
TXC2: !bracket
Invitare:
LRR used to do sketch comedy
matthaus_c: damn lrr is older than you
TXC2: vote early, vote often (don;t not vote more then once)
JDogg2K4: S tier crapshot
Invitare: I thought that was a documentary
TXC2: easily the longest
Sibwow: oxen freer
Invitare: isn't the longest one that one with a switch and a sandwich?
ReachW: It's definitely up there but The Switch is up there too
HungryTanuki:
HOMEBODY told me 
accountmadeforants: HomeBODY once told me
FadedOasis: Are you playing Eggs?
frank_the_great: AFK encroaching on Is this your Card?
TXC2: !events
Metric_Furlong:
cameron actually playing Oxefnree on stream this time; which means that the weird American who showed during a cam-free Oxenfree stream about 8 years ago to challenge Cam to a live debate might actually be in luck
ReachW: oh wow, negotiator is 2:44. That's longer than it felt.
tod_vom_himmel: nobody!
TheAinMAP:
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
accountmadeforants: Thank you for having us, it was great to be here
ReachW: Thanks for the stream, Wheeler, this was delightful
TXC2: sure why not
HungryTanuki: Thanks Ben, stream was eggcellent
Invitare: statistically, yes
TXC2: !discord
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TXC2: !store
TheWarDoctor8: good outtro music
ReachW: yeah it is
TXC2: Goodnight everybody
Metric_Furlong: it's kind of funny how bracket one has ~200 more votes in it than bracket 3
Juliamon: well, bracket 3 is a hell bracket
Metric_Furlong: honestly, I think 2's moresoe
Metric_Furlong: *moreso
Metric_Furlong: like, CDAA and and Alternative to Telemarketting are way up there in terms of 'would benefit most from a remake'
Metric_Furlong: door-to-door is also definitely in that conversation imo
Metric_Furlong: although, to be fair, 3 putting OMG Bears against Evil Corp in round 1 is pretty rough
Juliamon: welp, time to rewatch the highlights
Metric_Furlong: slurp up that glurp
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