LRR 20th Anniversary Sketch Remake Bracket Semi-finals

 TXC2: hello everybody!
 nickthecatbear: Hello  hello!
 TehAmelie: shalom
 TXC2: hi nickthecatbear  and TehAmelie
 CastleOtranto: Good time of day to you chat
 TXC2: hello CastleOtranto  welcome
 Sorator13: I have been procrastinating work things by watching gvlogs and it's been lovely
Metric_Furlong: also, speaking of remaking things for 20th anniversaries https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMxRFCKIqr0
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Sorator13: 
 TXC2: CONTACT
 djalternative: 
 accountmadeforants: @Metric_Furlong I saw that one, too, great stuff
 Mischievous_Catgeist: morning everyone
 GreatWahooney: hello folks!
 GreatWahooney: are we having a good day
SquidVorb: Hi chat
 TehAmelie: badger badger badger!
bertbrit: It's hot as heck out
 GreatWahooney: mushroom mushroom
 WardsarTheWriter: A snake, a snake!
  Foxmar320: Hello
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 SymphonicLolita: snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAAKE
 ani_laurel: Hello
 TXC2: hello Foxmar320
 GreatWahooney: my biggest takeaway from the badger 20th anniversary is that newgrounds still exists
eddieatthegov: @symphoniclolita right here. In m' boot.
 hieroglyphica: Hello all! Good morning to you
 TXC2: hello hieroglyphica  welcome
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 beowuuf: wait what?
 NightValien28: round two
 beowuuf: i thought this was tomorrow
 TehAmelie: i remember a time when i edited the wikipedia article on mushrooms, rephrasing a paragraph so that the first letter of every sentence spelled "mushroom". the internet thought that was hilarious at the time
 WardsarTheWriter: Round two! Fight!
Metric_Furlong: @beowuuf no, this is today
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 TehAmelie: think it stayed that way for a month or more
Metric_Furlong: then is tomorrow
 TheMerricat: Afternoon chat! Hope everyone's Labor Day or normal day or night (you do you!) is going awesome!
 TehAmelie: er i meant it spelled "badger"
 TXC2: hello TheMerricat  welcome
 kusinohki: meows
 Genie_M: yay for EU time stream!
 TehAmelie: as per the joke
 ladyjessica: Hello everyone.
 beowuuf: which would make no sense as moc would be tomorrow...
 TXC2: hello ladyjessica  welcome
Metric_Furlong: hello TheMerricat  & ladyjessica
 beowuuf: lol, i basically went and checked the results, voted for the new stuff, then came here to comment 
eddieatthegov: Hello, all. Dipping in before I go to work.
Metric_Furlong: hey eddieatthegov
 TXC2: hello eddieatthegov  welcome
 Sorator13: I have very intentionally not looked at the results yet
 beowuuf: also np didero 
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 TehAmelie: so, everyone ready to be disappointed with everyone else's choices? 
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 accountmadeforants: @Metric_Furlong Never mind, I didn't see that one, I saw this one: https://youtu.be/sPOISnUd7WE?si=wYJH__qM9qiEs4LL 
 beowuuf: if some people haven't seen the results, i won't comment on something then 
 TXC2: I managed to get all my voting in this morning 
 WardsarTheWriter: Oh yeah, I never looked at the results either. I'm sure I'll be in for a surprise or two.
 Sorator13: @TehAmelie of course! the lrrfolk civil war begins... TODAY
Metric_Furlong: can't believe they decided to skip the voting entirely and just remake The Couch 
SharktoothJack: man this is gonna be a tough one
 ani_laurel: If the crapshot bracket didn't break us, this shouldn't
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 accountmadeforants: I love the term "Internet antique"
 Genie_M: 5 of the 6 new pairs have 1 I voted for, and 1 I didn't - so they are easy. the sixth has 2 I didn't vote for.
eddieatthegov: @tehamelie I limit my choice disappointment to my own.
 Sorator13: but the crapshot bracket didn't have Actual Consequences!
Metric_Furlong: @accountmadeforants yeah, I saw that one too, also good stuff
 WardsarTheWriter: Every year on the internet is equivalent to 10 IRL years.
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 Sorator13: @WardsarTheWriter wait, that means I am FAR too old
 TheMerricat: Chat, checking personal sound levels is the going online music a bit quiet to any of you?
 hieroglyphica: I'm out of date and uninformed because I've been in a migraine hole for a couple months, but I'm just vibing. I haven't voted on anything lol
  Juliamon: woof just barely woke up in time for this
 CaKnuckleguy: I am PREPAIRED
 WardsarTheWriter: Same. I'm paleolithic at this point.
 CaKnuckleguy: I have eaten my pair
 TXC2: TheMerricat  sounds ok to me
 beowuuf:  juliamon
 TXC2: hello Juliamon
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 CaKnuckleguy: pare!
 Sorator13: @hieroglyphica Hope that means you've been able to get out of the migraine hole!
steelfox13: my body is ready
 TheAinMAP:   
 TXC2: hello RocknGrohlNerd  welcome
 TheMerricat: Thanks TXC2!
 TXC2: here we GO!
Metric_Furlong: @Juliamon you haven't woken up, this is just a weirdly mundane dream
 SymphonicLolita: do ba do baaa
 kusinohki: @TheMerricat  it was a little quiet for me.  I also have crappy laptop speakers
 Genie_M: dubidubaaaa
 CouldntPickAUsername: here we go
 CaptainSpam: baaaaaaaaa
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 TehAmelie: hello!
 TXC2: Hello Graham and Paul
LesBeauxPlastiques: ahoy
 WardsarTheWriter: Great harmony!
Metric_Furlong: hey Graham and Paul
 beowuuf: hey graham! hey paul!
  Foxmar320: Why hello there G+P
 Genie_M: heyyy Paul and Graham
 NightValien28: duba and da
 margieargie: I almost watched the Unskippable rerun before I remembered about this <_<
 NightValien28: what up
 TheAinMAP: Hello.
 Snowcookies: hello
rubi_one_kenobi: hola 
 TehAmelie: it feels like only yesterday we saw you two
 Sorator13: ahoy!
 hieroglyphica: @sorator13 mostly! Propranolol has delivered me to only 1 migraine a day, very good for this sad sack here  👍
 emberBecky: o/
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blue_lotus_designs: Going to be interesting to see what won.
 accountmadeforants: Bonus Stream; Bream
 Mischievous_Catgeist: the super mario super show?
 TXC2: semi final showdown!
 Sorator13: @hieroglyphica improvement is good! Hope things continue to improve, then.
eddieatthegov: @sorator13 starting a civil war? That sounds like something one of those folks on the otherside would do. Get,'em gang!
 Darleysam: no double-elims? Fair, fair
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 beowuuf: those young crazy days
 malsareus: LRR is almost old enough to buy the good stuff in the US
DoubleNterprises: Hey y'all.  I just came FROM THE VOD of the first round
 Genie_M: you do?!
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 TheAinMAP: Multiple YouTube channels even.
 TXC2: so much stuff you can't even watch it all
 CouldntPickAUsername: "seen our youtube channel" which one?
Alex_Frostfire: Being creative once a week sounds like a large time investment.
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 WardsarTheWriter: The triforce of LRR remakes.
 TXC2: Alex_Frostfire  it was
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 malsareus: Do the 3 winners then become the elder council of LRR?
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 They_Are_Alyx:      
 GapFiller: JAMES RAID!!!      
 TehAmelie: yar
 Sorator13: ahoy!
 CaKnuckleguy: A wild James appears!
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 Genie_M: I arrived again!
 WardsarTheWriter: Hi ... Jamesians?
 circusofkirkus: GASP
 WardsarTheWriter: I'm not sure what your collective noun is.
 circusofkirkus: 
 TheMerricat: So what I'm hearing is that Graham is promising us a complete remaster of their entire catalog chat. Look forward to that in 2030! 
 chrono2x: I would love to see remasters too.
  Sarah_Serinde: James's chat is the Pit Crew
 couchboyj: Chunk punchers?
 beowuuf: those tape clicks on some of the videos were .... a thing...
 Darleysam: hit the "Sound Make Gooder"
 spicyFerret_: Hello Chat a Chunk!
 Genie_M: some of those ML filters work surprisingly well
Metric_Furlong: @WardsarTheWriter I've been calling them The Chunks 
  Sarah_Serinde: Or if you want to go with Heather's idea, the BLock Party
  James_LRR: yo
 Pteraspidomorphi: You can filter that stuff out really well these days
 beowuuf: heather also pushed for block party, and who would deny heather 
 Snowcookies: Hi James
 kusinohki: @TheMerricat 
 Genie_M: we've been playing Marvel Snap 
 LordZarano:  
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thewolfisonfire: ok
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 TXC2: hi James
Laogeodritt meows at chat
 CaptainSpam: Two dials, one marked "rock" the other marked "bad".  Adjust as needed!
 Sorator13: I do like Block Party
 WardsarTheWriter: Block party sounds fun haha
 RAICx:   
 GapFiller: Bloc Party aka Caillou Club    
 crazycommie87: What up all!
 Didero: Full CGI version
TacitusVigil: New boss mechanics.
 circusofkirkus: total recast using Vtubers
DoubleNterprises: Hey Pit Crew!  Can You Dig It?  
 Genie_M: "better" lighting - you mean lighting _at all_
  Sarah_Serinde: I want to see a Quantum Documentary that references the original video
 GapFiller: always preferred Bloc Party to Pit Crew cz Serge Chat is already Brew Crew
 SurfDownstage: Depends on how bad the original script is 
 GapFiller: and two Crews is confusing
 CaKnuckleguy: Inverse-cast?
Metric_Furlong: can we add something else that's worse, just to preserve balance 
 TXC2: with LRR....or still on the island
 Sorator13: yeah, I think Quantum Documentary is probably the most likely to get an Interesting rewrite, if that makes sense
 TehAmelie: my dad knew someone who worked on the first generation of voice isolation algorithms. it was apparently easy to get it to recognize every human language except Danish
Gobukiller: No one else could play that part
 GapFiller: there any Bill videos in the Bracket
Metric_Furlong: @GapFiller yes
 GapFiller: cant remember if theres any Bill videos in there
 chrono2x: @Sorator13 I thought the same about Telemarketer
TacitusVigil: What if we "keep" them but we put Beej in the green suit and Gollum them?
 ani_laurel: @TehAmelie I can 100% see that
  Sarah_Serinde: There are videos with Bill in them, but he's not necessarily the focus
 GreatWahooney: @GapFiller there were a couple
 Genie_M: Quantum Documentary Remake can have images of Quantum Documentary in it
Metric_Furlong: well, therea are videos with Bill in them
 beowuuf: @Sorator13 i mean it will just get iterated on using the original, which would be fun 
 Mai_Andra: I would think a "remake" of a "Quantum Documentary" would in fact be a documentary of the remake, which would naturally be notably different from the original documentary.
 TXC2: !wiki
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 OtterLuna: excited to see what wins 
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 beowuuf: @GapFiller bill keeps appearing for killer lines at the end of things, yup
 Sorator13: you did that in one afternoon?!
 GapFiller: Girlie Magazine Quizzes Forever!!!1 
 Sorator13: also G, gotta say, I've been marathoning your vlogs and it's been very soothing
 beowuuf: speaking of beej in the green suit, i presume the lrr panel at pax is in 1hr 20mins?
 Genie_M: there are some nice charts in the Discord (ratios, etc.)
Tantusar: 1200-1300 on bracket 1, couple hundred less on 2 and 3
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 KBKarma: Oh, it's live! Has anything happened?
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 KBKarma: How long has this been going?
 Sorator13: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 12:42.
 Sorator13: Not long!
 emberBecky: oh I didn't check how tight the wins were..
 circusofkirkus: was there any internal bets?
 KBKarma: Ta!
 DeM0nFiRe: Hey wait where's our "I voted" stickers?
 Gekyouryuu: Thanks, twitch, for only JUST NOW saying this is live
 GapFiller: some of the brackets were HARD
  Foxmar320: Im curious how my picks did
purposesunknown: Big fan of all of your stuff LRR. AM I late or early to this event?
 Sorator13: @DeM0nFiRe check the discord; they've been handed out!
 TemporallyAwry: Photoshop Wizard would be fun to remake - but "real world commentary" kinda got ahead of it.
KadmosTech: 20th Anniversary? That can't be, I'm only like... omg I'm almost 40
 TXC2: "upsets" = the other video doesn't need remaking (IMO)
 Genie_M: <message deleted>Ransom won over Keytars 67% (364 votes over) CCYD won over Trivial 52% (56 votes over)
 kusinohki: I bet on all the wrong skits.  my bookie is mad at me...
 Genie_M: largest and smallest
 beowuuf: i think the upset for me is when really good videos get put through to be polished, rather than ones that would be like a new sketch or ones in need of repaired audio/visual
 Sorator13: @purposesunknown On-time for today's stream, though this is the second stream if you missed the first one
 Sorator13: *if you missed the first one, then late ig
  Sarah_Serinde: @purposesunknown Well you missed the first stream and first round of voting, but you've come in at the start of today's stream
 CaKnuckleguy: @KadmosTech I crossed that line at the end of June...it's...weird.
  James_LRR: !discord
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 TXC2: Genie_M  don't spoil it
 cmdrud87: You shoudl remake The Tech Support  Just kidding, that's impossible
Metric_Furlong: oh right, discord is here to ruin it as well as chat 
 CouldntPickAUsername: "Paul's really into this one, so I'll vote for the other, haha suffer"
purposesunknown: @Sarah_Serinde Oh damn  Thank you all for the help!
 Genie_M: oh, ok
 WardsarTheWriter: Voting for a dream!
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 Pteraspidomorphi: 3 out of 4 of my votes were for potential
Creideiki_SE: Isn't that just Kickstarter?
 Genie_M: I thought those are considered public info, sorry
 GapFiller: thats an interesting discussion yeh
NathanLonghair: I think I know what side Graham  falls on anyway 
 Sorator13: No, but I will love what you *do* produce, so really, we win regardless
 beowuuf: i can see wanting to polish good sketches so you can share them with new people, etc
 EternalRoxas: 
 chrono2x: There are a few that I didn't vote for the one I liked more, because I felt that the one I liked more was fine to leave alone if it came to that
 TXC2: Genie_M  for the sake of the stream, lets not assume
 Rhynerd: Voting to give LRR a sandbox instead of a sculpture
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 They_Are_Alyx: Voting for potential is just electoral politics tbh
 constablecrab: I see it as wanting to see what the LRR of 2023 would do with the same idea.
 rosesmcgee: All of my votes were about "how would they re-conceptualize this?"
 FITorion: I haven't seen the winners so... you do
loufghyslaufey: Chute. Eyes forgotten!
 prince_infidel: I believe in voting for potential. I believe in HOPE
 margieargie: For me it's less "potential" than "this one's fine as it is"
 GapFiller: margieargie how can they possibly improve Tennis? 
  Sarah_Serinde: All the winners of the first round are visible on the bracket pages
 Sorator13: @GapFiller Beach balls instead of tennis balls. Done.
satyropodobny: LRR and badger badger celebrate their 20th anniversary. What a time to be alive.
loufghyslaufey: More like... "Forgotts"!! 
 beowuuf: @GapFiller moar nutshots? 
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 Mai_Andra: a vote between "exactly the same but better production" or "how would this be different if it were made today"?
SquidVorb: Noooo
loufghyslaufey: Lawl,... Buttstallation!
 couchboyj: Put on a table in your best friend's basement?
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loufghyslaufey: It's the most philosophical one I've heard of yet!
 WardsarTheWriter: Some close races in this bracket.
 MomoNo9: Sometimes I chose favorites that I'd like to see what they do with and sometimes I felt my favorite was just right as-is
 constablecrab: Wow, I voted for every loser.
 SajuukSjet: loadingreadyrun: the percentages are all on the wiki now, too 
 beowuuf: the fact that there seems to be drwindling total votes between different brackets was odd
  Sarah_Serinde:  Wiki team
 beowuuf: agreed
NimrodXIV: well, 50/50 so far on my picks. lo
 KBKarma: Well, SIBR has to do something now Baseball is over.
 SajuukSjet: https://wiki.loadingreadyrun.com/index.php/LoadingReadyRun%27s_20th_Anniversary_Sketch_Bracket
 GreatWahooney: I'd prefer Back it Up, but otherwise I think I'm good with these results
 ani_laurel: Back it up was a very good sketch
 Mai_Andra: "It's Very Simple" vs "Buttstallation" feels a bit like choosing "Abbot&Costello vs MontyPython"
 TheMerricat: @beowuuf The fact that people didn't realize that you had to click vote on each one may have contributed to that.
 Rhynerd: You’re not wrong
 SquareDotCube: the Dale-mon
 Genie_M: 'worth it....'
 couchboyj: The Dealemon
 Sorator13: Satan can be a little demonic, as a treat
loufghyslaufey: The screensaver bit, ha.
 MomoNo9: I wanted to see what the modern Back it Up would look like
 beowuuf: @TheMerricat i mean each page, not down the page. bracket 1 was on 850 votes at the weekend , bracket 2 750 ish, and bracket 3 650 ish. Votes down each bracket were reasonably close in number
 BusTed: That's just Satan's presence.
 TehAmelie: i did not notice!
Laogeodritt: Hah, all but one of my picks lost in the first bracket. Alas. D;
 emberBecky: I voted fries over butts but it wouldn't have been my pick over the other half of the bracket
 Genie_M: the only X ways to Y lost out
 Sorator13: I also did not notice the lighting inconsistencies
 chrono2x: I was a bit sad that Ways to Eat Fries lost. Out of all the sketches I thought that Ways to Eat Fries had the most space for improvement
 Mai_Andra: "It's Very Simple" could be something people do at Desert Bus, like "They're Made of Meat" or "The Front Fell Off"
 MomoNo9: I just love me an X ways to Y
  James_LRR: And to be honest, I didn't expect it to win, but i'm glad it was on the list.
 beowuuf: fries was definitely a good candidate. i mean i needs a raimi if nothing else 
 Genie_M: put Sam Raimi at the end of course
 Rhynerd: ^
 GapFiller: lil sad thats the only X2Y on the list
Metric_Furlong: @beowuuf it has a raimi, just not at the end
Tantusar: (third most, matthew's list has 2nd and 3rd switched by mistake)
 GapFiller: and it fell at the first hurdle
  James_LRR: Putting the Raimi was a big selling point for me 
 beowuuf: lol
 MomoNo9: @Mai_Andra I seem to remember it being done
 Genie_M: it was in the middle
NarishmaReborn: it was just not at the end
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 Rhynerd: It was in the middle
  Sarah_Serinde: There was one labeled the Sam Rami but it was in the middle, not at the end
 GapFiller:  does the world REALLY need a remake of James stuffing fries into Adams mouth
  James_LRR: I mean, it was 2AM, I have no idea.
Tantusar: or uhh not by mistake but by a different metric
 CaKnuckleguy: @GapFiller Yes
  Sarah_Serinde: @GapFiller Remake means potential rewrites
 Genie_M: X2Y has multiple _very happy James_ shots 
  James_LRR: Dishes being dirty seems very likely. it was a basement suite occupied by two 21 year olds 
 maestrith: It was up against butts... it had no chance.
 MomoNo9: @GapFiller That could happen anytime during a stream.
 beowuuf: @GapFiller adam's revenge!
 BusTed: The production value being low makes it something that can be elevated, but it can also detract from its overall quality.
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 SquareDotCube: I mean, there's always the option of making a new X ways to Y, it just won't be about fries
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 StringCheeseRiot: Hey lrr Bois happy 20th! I think the earliest sketch I ever saw was either the mirror or the out of sync video
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 MomoNo9: @GapFiller Just to get that in the universe 
loufghyslaufey: Ow.
 BusTed: Oh boy
 Sorator13: @SquareDotCube They also have the option to remake that one in addition to the bracket winners; that's always possible
 Twilight_Spark: O dear
loufghyslaufey: Sounds very "ow". Ow, ow....
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 Rhynerd: at least it was only injury
  Sarah_Serinde: (They only have so much time for new video projects though)
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 Sorator13: I can't say that I've ever been to a house party, yeah. Not my thing.
  Foxmar320: Yeah I went to one house party in college and was not a fan.
 Sorator13: Board game party, though... now *that* I'm into
 SquareDotCube: Somewhere there's an alternate universe where Graham gave up LRR and became the eternal frat boy
 DentedPockets: All my house parties were LAN parties.
  James_LRR: Nah, you all left when we were done
 PixelArtDragon: @SquareDotCube The Johnny sketches?
 CaKnuckleguy: Early 20's? Couch and/or floor sleeping was 'normal'
 Sorator13: @SquareDotCube he'd make the best fratumentaries
  James_LRR: He probably did
 TehAmelie: @SquareDotCube that's just the Jonnyverse
 GapFiller: SquareDotCube and somewhere else theres another alt universe where they stuck w/ Penrose Tiles
 StringCheeseRiot: What ever happened to Morgan?
DoubleNterprises: Being I didn't drink until 25, yeah, house parties weren't my scene either.
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 GapFiller:  wd Penrose Tiles have ever lasted as long as LRR? (no obv)
 CaKnuckleguy: late 30's early 40's? Death sentence. Floor sleeping is no-no. Couch sleeping is guarenteed back problems
 Genie_M: force fed
  Juliamon: StringCheeseRiot Off doing his own thing
 MomoNo9: @SquareDotCube See: How to LRR
 emberBecky: see the remake could have "Adam's revenge"
  James_LRR: 100% did NOT ask.
 GapFiller: actually better theoretical is GxP ever getting to trek round Uurop
SalmirAeon: "organic reactions"
DoubleNterprises: But then I went to college in my late 20s/Early 30s and house parties were better, so...eh?
 emberBecky: could have had* I mean
 Twilight_Spark: Continuous!
 WardsarTheWriter: The spontaneity of youth.
  James_LRR: He drank my chocolate milk, he had it coming.
Metric_Furlong: "method acting"
 beowuuf: "person getting french fries stuffed in their mouth says what"? "what?"
 Genie_M: this surprised me
 BusTed: @James_LRR 
 DeM0nFiRe: That was definitely a pairing I could have gone either way on
 Genie_M: 56 votes
  Sarah_Serinde: James doesn't forget a chocolate milk grudge
 MomoNo9: This seems... correct?
 Mangledpixel: if it were any closer it would be the Brexit referrendum
 Sorator13: @beowuuf "wa-*gurgle*"
 MomoNo9: Maybe... trivial...  adjustments to Trivial?
 TXC2: Mangledpixel  don't speak it's name!
 TemporallyAwry: @Mangledpixel  too soon
 WardsarTheWriter: I couldn't help but want to vote for Trivial. The meta stuff always gets me.
 Mangledpixel: hehe
Metric_Furlong: @MomoNo9 boo!
 beowuuf: @Mangledpixel   
loufghyslaufey: Adam avenging his "younger-self" by indulging everyone in fried all of a sudden!!       
 margieargie: That was SUCH a tough one to only pick one
 MomoNo9: @Metric_Furlong Mwa ha ha
 Genie_M: 96 votes difference
 spicyFerret_: @momono9 
SharktoothJack: I would really like to see an updated The Professor's Funhouse, but it's also very good as it is
loufghyslaufey: *French fries
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 BusTed: Heh.
 MomoNo9: Make it a musical!
 maestrith: I really enjoyed D-Fer Madness
 CouldntPickAUsername: need some skateboards
satyropodobny: It's going to be just like Riverdale
 MomoNo9: D-fer Madness, D-fer Maaadneesssss...
 GapFiller: we just really wanna see G parents in more videos
 Genie_M: wait until 30th and ask Penelope
 TheAwkes: It worked for Wet Hot American Summer.
loufghyslaufey: Prof-Funhouse is the puppet one?
 ani_laurel: A remake where you are the parents would be funny
 DentedPockets: Their acting was amazing!
 SquareDotCube: G and K catching Penelope
 MomoNo9: I wanted to see more of the puppets they're currently using
 maestrith: @loufghyslaufey Yep
TacitusVigil: Just wait a few more years and replace your parents with yourselves, yeah.
 SquareDotCube: "I learned it from you, dad!"
 GapFiller: TacitusVigil this
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 chrono2x: hahaha
  Foxmar320: We got you
 beowuuf: key fellow kids!
 TXC2: can you imagine?
 ani_laurel: Wait 10 years G
 Sorator13: teen girls on the street!
Invitare: teens on the street!
loufghyslaufey: Try it with a MFN parody, maybe. So like, "casual horror" genre!
Metric_Furlong: CCYD is still in the running, btw
 KBKarma: Ah, so not Penelope's first sketch.
 Gaz_L: Heather and Beej as the parents might have been fun
 chrono2x: As a teen librarian, I know some teens that would be so excited to do this sort of thing.
 nupaladinace: Can I bug someone for a link to the voting?
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 SymphonicLolita: I mean, people still mistake me for a teenager, so it could work
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 aiamethyst: i have a teenager you could borrow
  Foxmar320: Im curious if in a Professor's Funhouse remake Graham still does all the voices this time
 Mai_Andra: ♫ Evil, Incorporated ♫
 Pteraspidomorphi: If you wait a bit I think they're replaying the sketches that are still in
   Anubis169: Howdy doody Coloneljesus 
 nupaladinace: @Juliamon Danke!
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 chrono2x: @nupaladinace We are going to watch the next set of brackets in a few if you want to watch them before you vote
 Sorator13: now watch the numbers go up faster with that being linked in chat 
 kusinohki: evil link?
CanvasWolfDoll: @kbkarma in a couple years, redoing dfer with the stark family shifting up a generation would be cute
 TheMerricat: The thing I'm wondering chat, given Stanley is no longer with us, how do they recast him?
 MomoNo9: Now we're home and can watch!  Hurray!
 beowuuf: please vote responsibly you monsters  
 KBKarma: @canvaswolfdoll oh yeah.
Metric_Furlong: so are they planning on going the full Lucas on this and deleting the originals from the internet once the remakes are done? 
 Earthenone: vote early, and often
 PixelArtDragon: @beowuuf Vote early, vote often
 Sorator13: It's Very Simple is what I want to win this bracket, but I fully expect The Professor's Funhouse to take it
 jarnatan: Very happy that this one is on first today
 MehallD: @Sorator13 big same
 beowuuf: @PixelArtDragon hopefully that second part isn't possible 
 MommaGart: I think it’s awesome to get to use the longer source audio for the LRR jingle
 ani_laurel: This is a great take on Who's on First? by the way
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 Gaz_L: it's legitimately a very tight bit of writing
 beowuuf: i love they both know the sketch and the premise yet it's still confusing. Going back and forth is great
 hieroglyphica: Oh wow, the sound quality divide is stark in today's world.
 N2Osferatu: This sketch wins for most appropriate use of the sketch intro theme
 Genie_M: "yeah?"
 Lysander_salamander: 
 TehAmelie: "i don't know" "yeah?" "shut up!" is like this world's "third base"
 MehallD: I have the same Communist Party t-shirt as Matt
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 TXC2: this is the bit that needs to be punched up on the timing
 CouldntPickAUsername: "why are doing this again?" "because people voted"
 Statist42: i like the sketch, it just feels confused at the beginning who of G or Paul knows the players names
 Alness49: I love the line "To eliminate confusion" "Is it working?"
 WardsarTheWriter: "To eliminate confusion" is delivered so well.
loufghyslaufey: Clueless James...I think.
 couchboyj: Yeah?
 CaKnuckleguy: Best stinger
 GokuAshNaruto: KEKW
Gobukiller: the stinger aged like fine wine
 NightValien28: HAHAHA
 thecampingviking: love that out take
SharktoothJack: YE-yeah
 Sorator13: "no. here. is named. that." with pointing on each phrase is excellent
 Lysander_salamander: I forgot that
 SymphonicLolita: YEEYAH
Ujai321: dang, the Lil Jon reference snuck up on me
 Sorator13: and yeah, the stinger is also excellent
 aberdasher: Pretty great take on who's on first.
 TheAwkes: The callout to Because is (imo) the best gag of that one.
 ThePerrBearr: little jon, always topical
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 ShDragon: How had I never seen that Who's On First sketch before?
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 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: That stinger is dated as hell
 TXC2: Gods this one is so weird 
MadmanOreo: Please if you redo that sketch keep the lil jon bit.
 chrono2x: @TheAwkes I agree
SinbadEV: Is "it's very simple" the only time the full theme plays in a sketch?
 NightValien28: this man has no bakery
 Mai_Andra: I thought the package went in the front.
 TXC2: a butt is not an anus
the_lone_bard: LRR accidentally predicting the bolt-on-butt.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Not gonna lie, I now read this title as "Butt Stallion". Thanks, Borderlands.
TacitusVigil: Butt extensions have since become a thing.
 Sorator13: @Laserbeaks_Fury same
Shadowsoflife: @Laserbeaks_Fury same
 KarakSindru: @Laserbeaks_Fury same
 aberdasher: They were only 24-25 at the time?
 arkham1981: @Laserbeaks_Fury same
 beowuuf: i can imagine in a remake there would be a couple of sketches flowing around here
 CouldntPickAUsername: don't change the '24/25 years old' line
DoubleNterprises: Did Paul just Dab there?
 TheWriterAleph: ah, the monty python ending
TacitusVigil: Tally!
 TheMerricat: @TheWriterAleph except... 
 baskwalla: @DoubleNterprises Pre-dab
 SymphonicLolita: on second thought, let's not go to camelot....
purposesunknown: JER!! yay
 Sorator13: And that is where I get confused
 Lysander_salamander: I don't thing I've seen this sketch before
 GapFiller: Tally!
 Gaz_L: this is maybe the most obviously Python-inspired one in the bracket
vickysaurus_mystax: I love how weird this one is
 KBKarma: Notable philosopher T. S. Eliot
Haroldholmes25: 
 ShDragon: LOL, the name change.
 jarnatan: Bill!
Angreed66: prominent with 101 topics
 WardsarTheWriter: Mr. X. Not to be confused with Professor X.
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: This just doesn't flow for me. It's two different sketches jammed together.
 Just_Herby: I adore the "Not to reveal his name" *lower third changes* bit
 JessKay: philosophy bill is a real good bill
 KBKarma: Bill. 
 Snowcookies: I assume this is what ancient greece news would be like
 jarnatan: Bill's name: Watt!
 MommaGart: the changing of the lower third from his name to a pseudonym is quite good
 Sorator13: @Dread_Pirate_Westley Same. I get that it's intentional, but it doesn't work for me.
Alephred: Was that loft where someone lived?
 Pteraspidomorphi: Dread_Pirate_Westley: It's very Monty Python
DoubleNterprises: Yeah, prob. change T.S. Elliot out if this wins.  Dude was pro-Fascist.
 MomoNo9: Nate!
 beowuuf: if this is remade, will the officer be james, or not james?
 Sorator13: I do love that "attracted the attention of the other gangs" line
 GokuAshNaruto: turf wars only happen on twitter now
Laogeodritt: This is the bit that feels like a non sequitur relative to the initial premise to me. I was distracted on Saturday so I wasn't fully paying attention but... I'm still not sure where they connect?
 Mangledpixel: beowuuf yes
 KBKarma: Was he? 
 BITs19_: darn, voted too early
 MomoNo9: @beowuuf Clearly this was before James was the cop
 Sorator13: @Laogeodritt They don't; that's intentional
 TheMerricat: @Laogeodritt Wait for it...
 FortunaeRota: Its very much a monty python’s flying circus tv show sketch.
 jamesinor: I kind of crave watching philosophers getting into a turf war
 Sorator13: CCYD is very good
purposesunknown: Yes!
 Sorator13: and kind of painful
 Gaz_L: i think Buttstalation would fit better in a longer form thing where G and James as the contractors pop up as a running bit
 TehAmelie: i like that Matt in this era frequently gets cast both as the child and the old man
 nupaladinace: If they were real philosophers they would realize that America and Canada are currently governed by Oligarchs 
 TXC2: or several smaller children
 TheMerricat: The fact that the folk at CCYD are still essentially children themselves make the skit hit way harder. 
loufghyslaufey: Yep. This seem ight. I think Butt-Stalling has potential.
 They_Are_Alyx: Babby Kate!
CanvasWolfDoll: @gaz_l it does feel like it needs a third layer before the wrap around
 jarnatan: Honestly considering votig for buttstalation just to see wtf the crew will do with it
 MomoNo9: @ani_laurel I just said that out loud!
 Mai_Andra: Does the camp provide a van down by the river?
the_lone_bard: Seeing Kate without purple hair feels strange XD
 couchboyj: I imagine CCYD has some of the same casting issues as D-fer Madness
 jamesinor: Paul in a wig is full Bob Ross
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 ani_laurel: firefighter is a surprisingly realistic career option tbh
 spicyFerret_: Fun fact: the one time i went to camp was when i sprained my wrist
 TheAinMAP: 
 Gaz_L: Kate looks like a Pokemon rival trainer
Gobukiller: A wild Kate appears!
Laserbeaks_Fury: The question is, do you still have that wig?
 CouldntPickAUsername: speaking of logistical issues casting teens
TacitusVigil: I mean, less since she's Canadian, but-
 Sorator13: *oof*
 WardsarTheWriter: @Gaz_L Or at the very least an Ace Trainer.
 KBKarma: Oh she does look like a Pokémon trainer. Good shout.
 MommaGart: i think CCYD could benefit the most from cinematography changes
 Rourke9: @KBKarma I think its the gloves!
Laserbeaks_Fury: You know how much effort it's going to take to recast the boat in the opening shot?
 KBKarma: @laserbeaks_fury they have a load more wigs now.
Laogeodritt: themerricat gaz_l: Ah, there it was. Yeah, I feel like a bit more repetition would work better (repetition legitimises!) for that one.
 GokuAshNaruto: yes 
 jarnatan: Shiny reference
KadmosTech: Grease Monkeys. the more interesting cousins of Sea Monkeys.
 GapFiller: wonder how tricky bringing Kate back wd be vs just recasting her part
 GapFiller: shes a busy lady these days after all
 beowuuf: @GapFiller i think we need a young matt G to have their dreams crushed
 Snowcookies: 5000 page lol
 TheMerricat: 34... 
the_lone_bard: I followed my dreams and all I got was this anti-capitalist philosophy.
 Sorator13: and that's where it gets really personal 
 Noy2222: What is Bismark!
 hieroglyphica: @beowuuf you're right, he's great for the part
Haroldholmes25: 
TacitusVigil: @TheMerricat That hit too hard.
 hieroglyphica: XD
 Atarra: 
 beowuuf: 
 TXC2: in a row?
 SymphonicLolita: all. of. them.
 WardsarTheWriter: "All of them!"
 beowuuf:  ing close to water, like american beer
 Sorator13: @TXC2 nope, all at once
 ani_laurel: Practicality Lodge
 CaptainSpam: "ooo, right in the face!"
 arkham1981: Gets me every time.
 jarnatan: This one can win, IF Paul commits to growing his real hair this long for it
Gobukiller: classic
 MommaGart: ooh. right in the face. 
purposesunknown: Probably the most relevant sketch lmao
 BusTed: The physical bit is very good
 Atarra: lol
 Sorator13: does anyone know how that joke is supposed to end?
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: How IS sex in a canoe like American beer?
 arkham1981: G has such good delivery
 kusinohki: my poor computer can't keep up with the stream. 
 GapFiller: oh right yeh G chin strap
 herph: fucking close to water
Laogeodritt: The Paul rant would be even better with the current older crew. XD
SharktoothJack: all of the canoes, full of sex
 TehAmelie: i spent a certain amount of time today watching reruns of Crapshoot making punchlines at the TV to make myself feel funny :x
Gobukiller: @Sorator13 Yes
Ujai321: @Sorator13 it is effing close to water
 beowuuf: @Sorator13 both are  ing close to water
 Darleysam: yeah this performance is immaculate
 chrono2x: I assumed the joke would be that Graham would be the person who stole Paul's wife.
 Sorator13: ahhh, thanks
 ani_laurel: Some of these are actually useful
DoubleNterprises: So if they re-do this one, does Graham have to go back to the chin strap?
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: “Both are f**king close to water”
 MomoNo9: @SharktoothJack That seems like a safety hazard
 jarnatan: @DoubleNterprises I believe that is the contract, yes
Efhan: I could see Graham's part being played by Jacob
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 BusTed: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff 
butt_ghost: baby kate omg
the_lone_bard: Most unrealistic part of this sketch, 3 young people have access to a property that large.
 emberBecky: Kate might literally be a kid there I think
 Sorator13: and *that* reminds me of high school
 TheAinMAP: 
 MommaGart: “make yourself breakfast” is a great subtle joke
Metric_Furlong: @the_lone_bard 2006 was a different time
 Sorator13: oh god idk if I can watch this one again
 WardsarTheWriter: Oh no, time for feelings.
TacitusVigil: Remember when it was Loading-Ready-Run? 
the_lone_bard: EmberBecky if I'm not mistaken she's like a year older than me, so yes.
 xerjen: Now I expect a buttstallation in every sketch
 NightValien28: 4 the answer is 4
 NightValien28: YEAAH
DoubleNterprises: Try Not To Breathe Too Much Challenge 2023: Wildfire Smoke/COVID edition: Level - Impossible
 jarnatan: Will Bartleby be in the remake?
danielsolisgames: Was that a young Kathleen in that last sketch?
 SajuukSjet: Kate 
 Mangledpixel: question is, how many of those puppets are still around?
 aberdasher: Kate I think.
 GapFiller: no that was Kate
 Sorator13: @danielsolisgames nope, that was Kate, G's sister
 crazycommie87: Young Kate
  Sarah_Serinde: @danielsolisgames No, that was Kate, Graham's sister
 jamesinor: Ok, but for this, do we just replace the professor with The Professor?
 KBKarma: The thing about this one is that it isn't really funny. It's very well done, though.
 PixelArtDragon: This feels like the precursor to the Heritage Minute crapshots
 Lysander_salamander: would people be expecting this to turn into a horror?
 CouldntPickAUsername: can't wait to see them recast the puppets
 kusinohki: struggling to do the math, but Kate might have still been in high school when that was made...
 crazycommie87: @jamesinor lmao, I love it
 TXC2: Mangledpixel  all of them according to Graham
loufghyslaufey: Wait, are these puppets still around to this day? Chat!?
 CaptainSpam: We replace Gibb with Gibb's actual voice, for one. 
  Juliamon: KBKarma I disagree, it has some VERY funny moments
Ujai321: so this gets remade with Gibb and friends, right
 Lysander_salamander: aaa
danielsolisgames: Gosh it's surreal seeing all these folks so young. I only started watching a few years ago.
 RocknGrohlNerd: It is so nicely done, but man this hits hard, still briliant
 ThePerrBearr: gibb!
 Mangledpixel: TXC2 ah, cool
  Foxmar320: Gibb looks so young
 TehAmelie: Gibb is dong a voice
 WardsarTheWriter: Gibb's hair seems so much shinier.
 CAKHost: Is this Gibb's origin?!
 Sorator13: ah yes, Gibb from the Before Times
loufghyslaufey: The first sighting of Gibb...
 Gaz_L: Wheeler needs to do his Quebecois accent for one of the puppets if this one wins
YT_GirlPainting: So gibbs REALY name is martin the monkey?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Okay, if this gets remade, you have to cast Adam as the Koala. His Australian accent is perfect
 Rhynerd: @loufghyslaufey I know Gibb is but the rest I don’t.
NathanLonghair: @danielsolisgames Kate's Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kate
Gobukiller: Wow, first a young Kate, now a young Gibb! It's like looking through a yearbook!
 wastetalent: If they redo this one, I hope they play up the strange accent that Gibb has
 Sorator13: @Gaz_L oh yes please
TacitusVigil: @Foxmar320 And his original voice, before drinking RC Cola destroyed it.
 KBKarma: @juliamon it does, but it's still a more sombre skit.
Efhan: I think Gibb was in some videos before this, with a voice closer to the one he has now
loufghyslaufey: Gibb identified as a Monkey?!    
 Rhynerd: Which is also something that makes a remake of this interesting because who knows how many of the puppets could reprise their roles.
NimrodXIV: that channel needs to be updated to CFUT of course
 Gaz_L: i imagine part of the remake process might be sourcing new puppets
 TXC2: rewrite will make that CFUT one hopes
 Mai_Andra: He was cast to play a monkey on tv, because they're "close enough the audience can't tell the difference."
 TheMerricat: Chat... I wonder how many games/shows where the premise is the puppets are actually living things this predates....
 KBKarma: I would be interested in seeing how this would change.
Efhan: IIRC, they still have all the puppets
  Sarah_Serinde: Clearly this video is Gibb playing a part, this isn't his "real" name or species 
 They_Are_Alyx: CFUB, CFUR and CFUT 🤔
 MomoNo9: I'd love to see this as becoming briefly popular again on streaming
 couchboyj: I'm sad Simple and this one are in the same bracket,  but so it goes
 GapFiller: Efhan theye even have neu puppets now
 Rhynerd: @themerricat at least 3?
 TehAmelie: would it be a retrospective if you did a show catching up with the stars of an old children's show and only one of them (Gibb) is still alive?
 jarnatan: Gibb is a serious shakespearean actor
 Sorator13: yeah, I want quebecois!Wheeler to be the canadian addition
 Gaz_L: @MomoNo9 Like the new Fraggle Rock!
 TehAmelie: or more something like a dirge?
 Lysander_salamander: Where do we vote for these, by the way?
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LesBeauxPlastiques: imagining this but like that gritty puppet movie that will smith[?] did
 Lysander_salamander: thanks
  Sarah_Serinde: @TheMerricat I mean...that's what Muppets are and they're quite a bit older
the_lone_bard: A tv show, hosted by puppets, on mainstream TV? What is this, the nightly news?
DoubleNterprises: I drive a 15 year old Accord, so ouch
 aberdasher: The professor's fun house makes me think of the olympic mascot review that Graham did recently.
KadmosTech: rofl I'd forgotten about this one
 TheMerricat: @Sarah_Serinde The Muppet aren't treated as if they are puppets that are alive, their 'puppet' status is entirely ignored.
 Sorator13: I wonder how G did that shot of the three puppets moving, considering he only has two hands (as far as I know)
Alephred: I really like these longer-form sketches.
 Lysander_salamander: wow
KadmosTech: 
 Sorator13: the squeaking slays me
 jarnatan: Holy shit this part got me good, lol
 TXC2: this should not be as funny as it is 
 NightValien28: invovled
 Gaz_L: @Sorator13 i believe Paul is credited as a puppeteer, so probably a pick-up shot?
Metric_Furlong: sturgeon general
protojman: That got my puppy’s attention
  Sarah_Serinde: @TheMerricat Hmm I don't know about ignored, but I'll grant you that they're treated differently than puppets
 NightValien28: poor squeaky
Laserbeaks_Fury: You should mix it up with a Mirror Universe episode, let your cast regulars stretch
 Graham_LRR: I like that Ernest has his ears up in an up-do.
 Graham_LRR: Now that he’s older
 TehAmelie: 
DoubleNterprises: Stanley certainly didn't see it coming!  Ba-dum-tish
 iris_of_ether: Same @graham_lrr
 crazycommie87: It's the little details that makes these things special.
Laogeodritt: "struck down WITH a car" I'm imagining an anonymous puppet lifting a car and swinging it at him =V
 Graham_LRR: It was meant as a ponytail but  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 WardsarTheWriter: @DoubleNterprises Too soon!
 ani_laurel: Don't make me cry for a fucking puppet
 KBKarma: Isn't that a leading cause of death of koalas?
  Sarah_Serinde: @Laogeodritt Yeah that wording definitely makes it sound like it was intentional, at least
 GapFiller: the elephant ears folding up gets me every time
 GhostValv: o7
 rhapsodyblue92: Oh is this a replaty of the first bracket?
  Sarah_Serinde: This is the winners of the first round
 TXC2: this were are they now ending is great
the_lone_bard: KBKarma As an Australian, I can assure you the leading death of Koala's is politics.
 KBKarma: Yup. The winners.
 fiftymcnasty: @rhapsodyblue92 The winners from it
 Rhynerd: Showing the winners of round 1
 Gaz_L: @rhapsodyblue92 this is the semi-finalists
 Coloneljesus: wow ernest can get it
 TXC2: 400 babies!
Laserbeaks_Fury: STILL IS
 KBKarma: @the_lone_bard oh dear
 Mangledpixel: Stephen has a Netflix comedy special
 Lysander_salamander: 
KadmosTech: 376 children 
 jarnatan: Really "doing it" like a rabbit huh
 Coloneljesus: and Gibb is correct
FormOfSquirrel: Gibb still at it
 Rhynerd: Still love Gibb’s card
 MommaGart: i do think there’s a certain oldschool charm that would be lost in a remake of this one
loufghyslaufey: & his name was always Gibb
 ani_laurel: lmao
 GapFiller:  Gibb
 WardsarTheWriter: Bet Mike was better than half the real PMs we had.
 Sorator13: the combination of the stage magician being romantically involved (but not married to) his assistant + the rabbits having tons of kids really gets me
 RAZRBCK08: Rip Stanley
 red_shoes_jeff: F
 Ivalenz_: o7
Creideiki_SE: f
 TheMerricat: @Sarah_Serinde So that's actually something they put in the Muppet's 'handbook' they didn't want to ever ruin the suspension of disbelief so it's strictly verboten to ever refer to them as puppets or treat them as anything other than wholey autonomous beings.
 iris_of_ether: F
 QuixoticScrivener: I didn't realize Gibb had such a complex origin.
 Lysander_salamander: wow, that's some range
 RocknGrohlNerd: O7
 TehAmelie: Puppetteerrs 
 beowuuf: bracket 1!
 SymphonicLolita: yeah, remaking that one would lose something for me
TacitusVigil: That bit with Stanley makes me unreasonably sad.
 thewolfisonfire: is that Gibbs origin story?
 beowuuf: !bracket
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Angreed66: At least with this one they don't have to deal with child roles
loufghyslaufey: Would the remake probably be a form of... "Reunion"?
 MomoNo9: Everyone good on tissues?
LesBeauxPlastiques: mike 4 prez
 ArkhamArchivist: Put the puppet tears in puppeteers
 Gaz_L: wasn't that for a UVic thing?
 Darleysam: A Justin Welge Production
Laserbeaks_Fury: Like some video game credits
TacitusVigil: Just like The Room
YT_GirlPainting: credit where credit is due
 Rhynerd: Professor’s Playhouse: You’ll Laugh, You’ll Cry, You’ll find out one dude did just about all the voices.
 TXC2: like a reverse bell curve
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: 100
loufghyslaufey: @rhynerd Like the Clone Wars, mostly.
Voidhawk42: Credits are more important the less often you've ever been credited at that level before
the_lone_bard: "Casting: Graham Stark. Writing: Graham Stark. Directing: Graham Stark. Assistant producer: Graham Stark. Executive producer: Graham Stark. Crediting: Graham Stark."
 kusinohki: bambi vs godzilla credits
 Sorator13: ah yes, the wiki, aka LRR's collective memory (in crowdsourced form)
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Craft Services by Graham Stark
 TehAmelie: @the_lone_bard don't forget editing
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Driving and Transportation: Graham Stark
the_lone_bard: ThreeTwoOnePantsOff. Correction: Craft Services: Graham Starks parents.
 accountmadeforants: Stuff living rent-free in your head? Call 1-800-WIKI for help
the_lone_bard: If we're going full college film credits.
 KBKarma: 100
YT_GirlPainting: Hail Hydrate
Laserbeaks_Fury: You might be benefit from critical feedback from the Internet 
 Sorator13: what, you didn't want to add extra delay to the premiere of RoadQuest?
Laogeodritt: that's a very unfortunate rule in the age of Internet video =[
 lord_bry0n: you do have fans on the north island
 GapFiller: not Regionalists eh fellas
 Mattmitchell45: We'd understand if you ever wanted to
 Mangledpixel: Bracket II: Bracket Harder
 jarnatan: This version of Bracketeering is way higher concept than usual!
the_lone_bard: Bracket two. Closed bracket.
 MommaGart: aww i really wanted to see a tuned up CDAA
 SymphonicLolita: hampire jampire is very good
cyrenman: I was hoping for the CDAA too
 Earthenone: i hope the remake, if it gets one, goes hard the other way, and has a longer credits list than the rumble
 pn55: I feel like "The CDAA" had such a high ceiling, so I'm dissappointed it didn't win.
 GapFiller: Wham!pires Bills finest moment
 MomoNo9: I love Serious Cravings too much.  BTW there are Hampire and Jampire picture books and I laugh every time I see them
 WardsarTheWriter: Voted for Serious Cravings if only for the line "I'm inside of you!"
 kusinohki: bracket 2 electric boogaloo
 SquareDotCube: it's very much a precursor to the advertising team Crapshots
  RomanGoro: The lyrics to that song are "wake me up before you go go, something something 'bout a yoyo" to me
Angreed66: The only bracket in this round of voting I am having trouble deciding is this next pair.
 TXC2: a shadowy cabal
 rrtycoon2: I could only imagine adding the crapshot ad "fuck" at the end.
 CouldntPickAUsername: FANS
loufghyslaufey: Right. Old light would need fans from burning out sooner?
 Sorator13: @WardsarTheWriter reasonable and valid
loufghyslaufey: *Older lights
 crazycommie87: But were they their biggest fans? 
 Sorator13: or their OnlyFans?
the_lone_bard: Ahh yes, or as the kids call it: The internet family guy.
 azureHaights: Now we have to dab on the photoshop
 crazycommie87: lol
 Atarra: moving lights can still be pretty loud fan-wise
 SajuukSjet: Have a visit from the Surgeon General 
 beowuuf: 
 GhostValv: D:
 TehAmelie: is good
 TheMerricat: Chat, do you think if we play our cards right we can 'trick' the crew into just remaking the entire set? 
 ani_laurel: I loved The Break fwiw
  Sarah_Serinde: It was a very Morgan line
 chrono2x: I voted against The Break because I honestly thought that it stood well the way it was, despite liking it better than Door to Door.
 Sorator13: @SajuukSjet *Sturgeon General
 TehAmelie: the break: unbreakable
 SymphonicLolita: the break was my first sketch, and it's still very good
 beowuuf: no banshee appears for the break 
 GapFiller: The Book of Stan!
  mowdownjoe: Yeah, doesn't always work in large quantities. Works for the marketing Crapshot, but that's just because it's "cut to slogan image, then quick cut to 'FUCK'."
 TheAinMAP: 
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 GapFiller: Grahan: their literature has typos!
 MomoNo9: Also, this way yo don't have to play with the fog machine indoors again
  Foxmar320: 4
 Gaz_L: 4
 MehallD: 4
purposesunknown: 4
 jamesinor: Hey Graham, I pulled the only card I was hunting for this weekend. I'll give you one hint about the commander deck it'll be.
 jamesinor: Do you know the muffin man?
 NotCainNorAbel: woohoo my moment backpack got delivered
 Lysander_salamander: I think I remember the behind-the-scenes video of that sketch
 Sorator13: @jamesinor insert the best scene in the Shrek series
 Rhynerd: @jamesinor the muffin man?
SalmirAeon: "The Banshee does not wail for The Break"
 TXC2: Dee Bradley Baker?
 Mediocre_Man5: Fred Tatasciore?
Laogeodritt: I'm disappointed CDAA didn't win its pairing, but overall I'm pretty happy with bracket 2 round 1 results. XD (Well, aside Alternative to Telemarketing and Somebody has to Change going head to head, I'd love to see remakes of both of them. XD)
xelazeratul: Steve Blum?
 ArrestedHouse: Fred tatasciore I think?
 MehallD: "tata-shore"
 jamesinor: @Rhynerd The MuFfIn MaN!
 Gaz_L: Ta-ta-shore
 TehAmelie: i thought i remembered it was inspired by the Witch King speaking while breathing out and in at the same time. weird false memory
 jarnatan: We just learned that the guy doing all the voices is Graham Stark
the_lone_bard: TaTa's, score!
 corefluxx: 100
 jamesinor: I got Brenard, the Ginger Sculptor. Time to make the food army
 Gaz_L: Cameron as just a 'bro' was fun
 Sorator13: I struggle with that in my writing, yeah
 Atarra: they do that, sigh
Angreed66: editors are great for breaking up that problem so there is more than one voice for characters
 CouldntPickAUsername: The Lrr Lort List
 TXC2: is the loading time for it still up? 
Efhan: A longlist
 jarnatan: Long Shortlist sounds like one of those Sleve McDichael names
xelazeratul: Oh right, are these streams going to be on Youtube? Twitch didn't let me watch the first one.
cyrenman: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1eS5e-vznR4lAEDRAvWHwgS2WkwHz-CAyKpF1LBM_nKU/edit#gid=487227793 is a good short/longlist
 Sorator13: @jarnatan Not just long shortlist - extended shortlist
cyrenman: at least for Escapist stuff
 TehAmelie: everyone who has heard me speak has complimented me on my ability to write dialogue. not sure if that's a comment about my actual voice
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 ph0enix__42: In touch holds up too
 GreatWahooney: Getting In Touch holds up pretty well and I loved the ending
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: @tehamelie is that like having a face for radio?
 SquareDotCube: I can see Telemarkers having more intense camera work
 TehAmelie: probably
BlueChloroplast: XD
 Sorator13: yeah, that's fair 
 Gaz_L: the punchline with Alex and Kathleen actually playing tag is great, yeah
 TXC2: alternative has the highest ceiling
  Sarah_Serinde: I enjoy that stinger
 Genie_M: oh yes
  mowdownjoe: Yep. Very xkcd
 Viewers_Like_You: Yeah, Getting in Touch holds up just fine
 beowuuf: yeah 
 BITs19_: made me go awwww
  Sarah_Serinde: And yeah good comparison 
Efhan: Pluralphobic?
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 Darleysam: DID?
DoubleNterprises: I need to get back into writing prose.  Dialogue was my bread and butter.
 pn55: Yea, Kathleen's character pausing to consult her inner child was a great touch.
 TemporallyAwry: I should get chips
 TXC2: we all contain multitudes
 Mangledpixel: n wolves
  Foxmar320: Chips!
 SymphonicLolita: >2 wolves
 beowuuf: as pixar's documentery...
  Sarah_Serinde: I don't have any chips 
  mowdownjoe: Mmm, chips.
the_lone_bard: Damnit I'm about to go to the servo, now I needa resist the urge to get chips.
 beowuuf: gorgeous 10/10 no notes 
 red_shoes_jeff: I got chips ahead of time today.
 Rhynerd: Our soul is a forest full of life, and one of the wolves wants chips.
 MomoNo9: Gorgeous is fantastic.
  Sarah_Serinde: I love the first half of Gorgeous and am fairly indifferent to the second half
  Sarah_Serinde: But also the ending is great
 MomoNo9: Remake of Gorgeous may be too dangerous in today's technology
 DeM0nFiRe: The gasp was very good
 roadhog123: Who would you recast as gorgeous?
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the_lone_bard: Transferrable.
 Gaz_L: The Lore!
 circusofkirkus: the best part of Gorgeous was Kate's Dayyuummm
Gobukiller: like the bad guy from Fallen
 TheMerricat: Glamour
 emberBecky: Gorgeous is hard to improve in my mind. Paul's strut 
Voidhawk42: The Curse Of Gorgeous
 jarnatan: jerrcter
 Viewers_Like_You: The ending of Gorgeous is very SCP
 Gaz_L: like Ed Norton in Glass Onion
 TXC2: "we can't let the Germans get this technology!" "the Germans?"
Gobukiller: Rian Johnson is a genius
 margieargie: Yeah, honestly, it kinda does
 SymphonicLolita: 
 Mangledpixel: 
 KBKarma: !uptime
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  Sarah_Serinde: I mean...
NimrodXIV: lmao
 Sorator13: the gay agenda Will Prevail
 Just_Herby: The men in suits is very accurate to the trans experience
 Rhynerd: That does sound like today.
Laogeodritt: I hate that that interpretation tracks. But it does. XD
 TehAmelie: "i've accepted i'm so-so, but i've decided to carry myself as if i'm fabulous"
 Sorator13: 
 SquareDotCube: Alex is the henchman
Voidhawk42: Smash Cut To A Gorgeous Skeleton
 TXC2: Paul IS in fact a zombie, that is Cannon
WhoseGamewasitZ: Greetings cool people.
 TXC2: hello WhoseGamewasitZ  welcome
 MomoNo9: @TXC2 But a Gorgeous zombie
 aberdasher: Loadingreadyrun succeeded so well at having a long career doing comedy sketches that they've looped back around through not doing sketches to doing their own comedy sketches again.
 Mattmitchell45: An Exquisite Corpse
 Rhynerd: Another is a tyrannosaurus rex
 lord_bry0n: paul the gorgeous mad invtor
 WardsarTheWriter: Paul coming out of the building and shouting about how gorgeous he is is pretty iconic.
 TXC2: MomoNo9  of course
Angreed66: I think of Paul's go to character as the mad scientist
 TXC2: !bracket
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 SquareDotCube: So Paul is a Beautiful Corpse?
 TehAmelie: they're the finalists for the finalists
 SmithKurosaki: I just did my duty
 jarnatan: Penultimalists
 TXC2: and there's 700 people watching, so get those votes in
 KBKarma: I'll vote after watching again.
 CouldntPickAUsername: it's quiet
 TehAmelie: #i already voted
 Sevinon: Yeah, bit qiuet
 jarnatan: @CouldntPickAUsername they'll fix it in post
Creideiki_SE: @TXC2 2 people; 698 bots.
 MomoNo9: I like to watch the discussion/any videos I haven't seen in a while first
blue_lotus_designs: Grahms shirt is awesome.
 TheAinMAP: 
 Mischievous_Catgeist: still love that shirt
 SmithKurosaki: @jarnatan I hope if this one gets remade, they'll keep the shirt in
 Earthenone: beep boop
 ArrestedHouse: 
loufghyslaufey: Maybe as intended?
 TXC2: Creideiki_SE  well then bots van vote, they have rights 
 Sevinon: I really can't imagine this without Morgan
orangeleapfrog: Where do I vote?
 CAKHost: Are these streams going to be up on Youtube later? Mostly just wondering so I can see the videos that aren't being reshown in this one.
 mostly_minerals: It explains everything
 Sorator13: "dickweed" is such a good derogative
 KBKarma: Oh, you can see the lapel mic on Morgan.
 TXC2: !bracket
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 lord_bry0n: 
 Atarra: 
 SymphonicLolita: 
Laogeodritt: smithkurosaki: I hope they edit the shirt in in post in at least one shot, for maximum meta humour. =V
 Rhynerd: Does Graham still have that shirt?
 shea_wolfe: Is he cooking bacon with a spatula?
 CAKHost: (Though I guess I can just watch the Twitch VOD too...)
 TXC2: CAKHost  one presumes so
 iris_of_ether: 
 Sorator13: @CAKHost fwiw, they're on the first twitch vod
 CaptainSpam: lrrJAM
 red_shoes_jeff: 
 KBKarma: Funny background event!
 Viewers_Like_You: I love letting the "jampire" gag simmer in the background for so long
 Lysander_salamander: 
 wench_tacular:  
Alex_Frostfire: I like the "just cloves" joke.
Voidhawk42: "Nubile"
loufghyslaufey: High on frank musks! Pffft!!
 Mattmitchell45: How much will it cost to rent the Stark Kitchen?
 TehAmelie: none of these sketches has any of that non-licenced music do they?
 Bratmon: 
 LiveFaust: "Nope, just cloves."
 TXC2: feel like that needs to be rewriten
Laogeodritt: Those two jokes are some I'd like to see... edited a bit.
SquidVorb: Reminder: graham does not stand by that joke
 beowuuf: @CAKHost they've done that with the crapshot bracket, so i presume so? the multiple stream drops might make it tricker or take longer
 Sorator13: yeah, there are a few of those
 SmithKurosaki: Yea the plan is to rewrite away bad jokes
 WardsarTheWriter: Hope the cutaways are kept at least.
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 MommaGart: *Bad* pork
 KBKarma: Ah, the cut away to Photoshop.
 Just_Herby: I'm going to start citing this sketch as a reason I went vegan.
 aberdasher: curing like the meat?
 Mattmitchell45: Are the businesses still around?  Will be crucial to filming 
 Sorator13: as someone pointed out, missed opportunity for a joke there
LesBeauxPlastiques: imma pt 100 bits on paul being a jampire
 Bratmon: Oh, I just got the "Curing him" joe
 shea_wolfe: These are really long shots
 Bratmon: *joke
 SmithKurosaki: Have you tried curing him - hehehe 'no, I don't want to eat him'
DoubleNterprises: Al's Malevolent Meats got me good
 TehAmelie: no bet
 Sorator13: paul drinking the jam... love it
 Genie_M: ew.
YT_GirlPainting: Is Paul a Jampire? ^^
Herbert_Erpaderp: 
 Sorator13: also AHHH that's such a line
 SmithKurosaki: @Bratmon Me too
 TheAinMAP: 
 WardsarTheWriter: This line still cracks me up so much.
Spritz_T: yeah, curing could use some better followup
 emberBecky: what is it about the TV sound there that makes it sound like it's outside my headphones 
 mostly_minerals: It feels like this can be a mini-series of crapshots
 Sorator13: also, how long is he cooking this bacon?
LesBeauxPlastiques: sinful spreads xDDDDD
 Bratmon: Lot of evil restaurants around here.
 A_Dub888: how crisp is the bacon at this point?
 Genie_M: I love this
 TehAmelie: i assume he's frying a nonstop series of bacon strips
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: @sorator13 it would go faster if he turned the stove on
 MomoNo9: I'd like some kind of tagline with the evil shops
 Rhynerd: How many businesses are there for evil edibles?
NathanLonghair:   
 Snowcookies: why does Morgan keep buying food from cursed places?
 Sorator13: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff fair point
 Mattmitchell45: Ted's is really overextending themselves with Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner, Bakery, AND bad jams
Metric_Furlong: @Snowcookies it's on sale
Voidhawk42: @Snowcookies It's on special.
 Just_Herby: Love how even the Whampire doesn't know the lyrics
LesBeauxPlastiques: @Snowcookies bargain
 KBKarma: It's on special!
 Sorator13: @Snowcookies cause it's on special, obviously
 malsareus: huge discounts
NathanLonghair: Man it'd forgotten that one, it's fantastic
the_lone_bard: Snowcookies Cost of living.
 SmithKurosaki: @MomoNo9 A series of Spokesmans ads perhaps
 jarnatan: @Snowcookies From what little I have seen of Morgan, I think that's probably just the way that he is
Mai_Andra: something about a yo-yo
 Lysander_salamander: in this economy?
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  Juliamon: Who can afford full-priced food on a bachelor's budget?
 Sorator13: The tasteful red shirts are great
YT_GirlPainting: what if he has a BAD bacen and jam sandwitch?
 azureHaights: hol' up, let him cook... in eternal hellfire...
 northos: I love Morgan's delivery of that "what" lol
 Lysander_salamander: hmm
 KBKarma: No follow up to this bit.
 Sorator13: @YT_GirlPainting then indeed, he becomes a sand witch
Kaeyne: They have no reflection!!
DoubleNterprises: Paul's delivery on "Destroyer Of Worlds" is perfect.  The glee in his voice.
LesBeauxPlastiques: i love that paul hasn't so much gotten older as aged sideways. still the same dashing chap just from another dimension now
 SmithKurosaki: I appreciate G's soulpatch on this one
 BITs19_: when I saw that I was definitely expecting some sort of joke about trying to get Morgan naked
 CouldntPickAUsername: HAIL STAN
the_lone_bard: "50 shades of gray?"
 Atarra: they use confusion, it's super effective
 Sorator13: praise stan
YT_GirlPainting: Sorator13 not a jamhampire?
 accountmadeforants: You dare question the mighty JIMMY?
 jarnatan: Staan, surely?
 Sorator13: @YT_GirlPainting what? no, don't be ridiculous
 red_shoes_jeff: WE STAN STAN.
 Mathonwy: The Church of Stan. Excellent.
 Just_Herby: Was this whole sketch written around the "Book of Stan" joke?
 SmithKurosaki: Pr4obably
Mai_Andra: Waiting to see the channel get "canceled" over this one.  Especially since it's actually a commentary on how so many "religious" people are disingenuous.
 TXC2: livid with power?
DoubleNterprises: Not rain.  More a drizzle really
LesBeauxPlastiques: perterbed with authority
 Sorator13: @Mai_Andra I don't think many of LRR's fanbase will care
KadmosTech: Thanks, Vatican II
Metric_Furlong: Galaga, you say?
 GreatWahooney: Vatican 2: Electric Boogaloo?
 Darleysam: Galaga or Gallagher?
 CAKHost: Vatican 2? XD
 azureHaights: j'accuses?
 SmithKurosaki: @Sorator13 This
 TXC2: I want to hear more of this Vatican 2 
 jarnatan: Nundies
SquidVorb: Nundies
 CouldntPickAUsername: hot nundies
the_lone_bard: Oooh goth chicks!
 MomoNo9: Marketers of Hell
 Sorator13: A jacuzzi of blood seems like it'd get horribly clogged
 TehAmelie: wait, is this set in the 1970s?
Metric_Furlong: None-dies
 RocknGrohlNerd: I love the spanish inquisition vibe of  Paul downplaying the perks of hell
DoubleNterprises: @Darleysam Gallagher has died since then, so possibly both?
 ani_laurel: I think you will find that religious people are often the first to make fun of ourselves
 TXC2: the video game?
 CouldntPickAUsername: is he saying doom or dune?
 jarnatan: Big doom
 Pteraspidomorphi: TXC2: It's a joke about https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Vatican_Council
 Bratmon: This theology seems confused.
 Sorator13: @CouldntPickAUsername doom!
 RocknGrohlNerd: I hope the video game
the_lone_bard: Christmas doom? We just call that the soutern hemisphere with climate change.
 Gaz_L: @TXC2 I'm genuinely sad this isn't the joke
odium_chlorite: oh damn I was 7 when this came out
pokilm: I feel like more sketches should find ways to reference Vatican II, one of the wildest occurrences of the 20th century
 azureHaights: Ian without yang?
 TXC2: Pteraspidomorphi  huh, neat
NathanLonghair: crrrrrrrrrrr
LesBeauxPlastiques: christmas doom. for when santa discovered guitars and the idea of 40bpm
DoubleNterprises: @the_lone_bard Christmas Doom is just Chex Quest 
 KBKarma: I do like theological Morgan in this.
 Gaz_L: "Instead of turkey, we have Doom!" "Doom?" "Well... Hexen..."
 MomoNo9: @azureHaights Normally it's Iyang
 Sorator13: @NathanLonghair gotta love the tape recorder
 MommaGart: SimuLACrum. great delivery
NathanLonghair: @Sorator13 XD
loufghyslaufey: Oh, it's probably just the Vatican 1, but they swapped the labels & the original Vatican is buried beneath the Vatican 2, allegedly Vatican 1. (Headcanon)
 PixelArtDragon: Ah, the "but which god don't you believe in?
DoubleNterprises: Almost 666 viewers
 RocknGrohlNerd: Good work Morgan, Checkmate atheists🤣
 Mathonwy: I mean, technically, some Satanists don't actually worship the Christian Satan, but the idea of an Adversary.
 SmithKurosaki: @DoubleNterprises Appropriate
 jarnatan: Jumpscare!
 TehAmelie: the macramaccident
 Sorator13: that cutaway might be my favorite part of this one
 Mangledpixel: Mathonwy not these ones, apparently
LesBeauxPlastiques: nice bit of norwegian music there
 azureHaights: X Ways To Macramé
 Genie_M: not since the accident....
 Bratmon: This is what I imagine happens when you join the "Demon Worshippers" society in CK2.
loufghyslaufey: Like Persephone's Underworld Club in Stray Gods.
 mostly_minerals: It's a good start but I got lost in the sauce
 Rhynerd: I do love the macrame incident gag
space_turbulence: Sketchy dialogue, but the macrame accident is excellent
 TehAmelie: really that cutaway gives the whole episode an instant David Lynch vibe
YT_GirlPainting: what was the crantzing sould in the background?
 Sorator13: I love that whole thing and want to see it done Better
 TXC2: the role I was born to play: Man
 jarnatan: Ah yes, the three genders: First satanist, second satanist, and man
 KBKarma: I wonder how Morgan is doing.
 Pteraspidomorphi: Yeah it's a good idea
 miniMacGuru: At least with modern cameras, you only hear the cooling fan instead of the tape roller mechanism.
 MomoNo9: Ahhh that's a true Kathleen sketch
the_lone_bard: Witty philosophy. The hallmark of "Written by: Kathleen De'Vere"
 Genie_M: (music from Jumpman C64)
 thymato: this is the first time i noticed that the satanist dont have reflections
 MomoNo9: Naughty nuns are a dead giveaway
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: !bracket
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 Sorator13: @YT_GirlPainting That was the sound of the camera's tape winding, which was right next to the camera's mic
 beowuuf:     
 Mathonwy: Mmmm... That tape motor sound getting picked up by the microphone.
 Sorator13: @Sorator13 because there's no way to plug in an external mic to the camera LRR started with
 TheAinMAP: 
 KBKarma: I like the Agent Smith vibes.
YT_GirlPainting: Sorator13 oh....this was recorded on tape....
 TXC2: very Rod Serling voice from Graham
 FITorion: oh the camera motor again
Mai_Andra: I think the constant grinding is the sound of the tape rolling in the camera.
 KBKarma: Nambia..
 TheMerricat: So I know that they said that the reason this is in black and white is because they couldn't get lighting and black and white allowed them to get better contrast. But honestly I feel like the black and white ads to this makes it feel like you're watching a dash cam inside a van.
loufghyslaufey: Wait. Does the Canadian sketch still exists somewhere!?
 ani_laurel: James breaking is great
DoubleNterprises: I too want a donut
 Gaz_L: Graham's Rod Serling impression is great 
 Sorator13: I kind of wanted 2nd baseman to say hello at "find what?"
 beowuuf: @TheMerricat or old twilight zone 
 Just_Herby: This reminds me of "Jonathan Frakes asks you things"
 arkham1981: Great. Now I'm thinking of pizza
DoubleNterprises: Bismarc is also the kind of donut I want!
 Pteraspidomorphi: Graham explained saturday, not only does the camera have the mic right next to the tape, it didn't have a port for an external mic
 WardsarTheWriter: "Tough!"
 Bratmon: I just noticed the joke that the "Do these pants make me look fat?" question is being asked by someone not wearing the pants.
 mostly_minerals: This concept is amazing
 azureHaights: Is this before or after LRR gained possession of ND?
xelazeratul: This feels like top google submissions or something
 miniMacGuru: I feel like both Paul and James actually wanted pizza there.
loufghyslaufey: *Canadaman
 MomoNo9: Easy question, they own ND
 Sorator13: love G eating what I can only assume is pizza in the background there
 Mathonwy: Barometer.
 SymphonicLolita: this one could be so good
 KBKarma: I like the tack on this.
 jarnatan: And what does he do
 MommaGart: this would be a great remake because it falls into the LRR wheelhouse of “listing a bunch of things deadpan”
 FITorion: Is James cracking intentional or would that be played more straight?
 CAKHost: I would rather a telemarketer try play "Go Fish" with me than that one time one of them asked to marry me. XD
 Sorator13: @FITorion definitely not intentional
poryout: love how often y'all break in this one
 Rhynerd: @cakhost what?
 TehAmelie: James suddenly flips out and goes "my name. is. NIGHTBOOK"
 KBKarma: @cakhost ... Good heavens.
Laogeodritt: cakhost: ... what the heck?
 WardsarTheWriter: The algorithm!
 Mathonwy: I kind of want this one to get remade just to see it with better equipment, and more experience in front of and behind the camera. But, the Do Not Call list is a bit old.
 Earthenone: classic nightbook
   LoadingReadyRun:  I think the No Not Call list was a new concept in Canada at this time
Gobukiller: Oh I remember when the do not call list was enforceable...
 Sorator13: This is one of my favorite LRR sketches
 azureHaights: TomScottCon '07
 MomoNo9: This one is just so good as-is.
   Anubis169: The Nintendo sign 
 MommaGart: Oh man it’s going to be hard to vote between these two
NathanLonghair: I have a hard time choosing between Door to Door and Serious Cravings. Would LOVE to see a snappier Serious Cravings remake, but Door to Door could really use a rewrite (and snappier editing)
 KBKarma: This one needs more context.
 MomoNo9: How many of these shirts are still around?
 CaptainSpam: Game theory: The sketch
the_lone_bard: The do not call list. Or as it's known by telemarketers here: Oooh, a free list of numbers to call!
poryout: man, the old nintendo sigh that fell on James' head that one time
 VrolikSyndrome: I like the pressed creases in the shirts to show they've been freshly de-packaged.
 CAKHost: Though to be far that time was more of a scammer than a telemarketer...
 beowuuf: @KBKarma context is the punchline?
 PixelArtDragon: The transitions are nice
 chrono2x: I do love this one, but think it could stand the ways it is
 Sorator13: There's some room for improvement, but not a ton, IMO
 KBKarma: @beowuuf I meant why did a bunch of people walk into a room and take off their jackets.
 Mathonwy: Also, how much did you folks spend on shirts for this?
 TehAmelie: you can (not) coordinate
 Sorator13: well, the good thing is that they're good shirts?
 CAKHost: XD
 Bratmon: No scissors!
 aberdasher: @Mathonwy This was their existing wardrobe.
 KBKarma: It just... happened.
 ani_laurel: lol, you can see a purple shirt under Paul's shirt
 Bratmon: Matt water bottle foreshadowing.
 jarnatan: This is a math problem isnt it
loufghyslaufey: He just had one...
 Sorator13: Matt's bit being understate there is great
 KBKarma: Oh, yeah, you can see it this time.
loufghyslaufey: Hehehe
 chrono2x: Although, a bunch of these gags are hard for me to see, since I'm colorblind
 Sorator13: Yeah, this one won't work well for folks who are colorblind
 Lysander_salamander: hmm
 ani_laurel: Happy Pride
NathanLonghair: lol
 CAKHost: Roy G. Biv!
 accountmadeforants: 
 Decaped: I think this one goes from funny to hilarious with better line delivery and editing.
 red_shoes_jeff:     
 CAKHost: Uh
satyropodobny: A pride of bois
 Mathonwy: Need someone wearing indigo
 WardsarTheWriter: The sign at the end really makes it.
loufghyslaufey: Nice.
 TXC2: but there's only 6...
 Lysander_salamander: well ok
 SmithKurosaki: 
 A_Dub888: 
 Pteraspidomorphi: Still think this doesn't need reshooting
 KBKarma: Oh, that's a reason to remake.
NathanLonghair: I'd forgotten the punchline
 MommaGart: Nudist Colony double gag is very silly
 Sorator13: @Mathonwy no. indigo is fake and should never have been in the list.
space_turbulence: Oh dang that end bit is good
 shea_wolfe: So many props for that one
 beowuuf: !bracket
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 shea_wolfe: How long did those colored shirts live in the closet at the office?
 azureHaights: @Sorator13 Indigos Georg is an outlier
 TehAmelie: the big question, at what point would you make a list of what everyone is wearing and then go and change to that? i think after the fourth time
DoubleNterprises: Indigo: the Brontosaurus of colors
 jarnatan: I feel like the last one doesn't need remastering nearly as much as the telemarketer one
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I brought that up last time
 MomoNo9: @shea_wolfe They definitely show up from time to time
  Sarah_Serinde: It was fun, you kept that streak going for a while
 Simriel: Hey Mods can we get the links again for folk who just arrived?
 RocknGrohlNerd: The  jeans are soo 00's love it
 TXC2: !bracket
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 beowuuf: You could have the t-shirts also have a simple shape on it just to re-inforce they are the same style of shirt?
 SmithKurosaki: @Simriel It's also in the discord
 Camthelion: was the telemarker one slightly based on jonathan frakes asking you a lot of questions?
SquidVorb: NOOOO
 Genie_M: poor Photoshop wizard 
 MommaGart: oh mab
the_lone_bard: "That was one of many things I enjoyed doing... But here we are now." Most apt description of entering your 30s...
 TXC2: I felt Just drive is good as is
 Genie_M: it would have been a big challenge
 MommaGart: was not expecting that
 WardsarTheWriter: I very much would've liked to have seen that remade.
 SmithKurosaki: F for Photoshop Wizard
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 Sevinon: @TXC2 I feel the same about Ransom
 GreatWahooney: dang, Just Drive v Ransom is tough
 FITorion: Yeah I voted Photoshop wizard... I bet what they'd come up with now would be amazing
 TXC2: Sevinon  same
 Rhynerd: I also voted Photoshop Wizard
 vegetalss4: What are the voting for?
Angreed66: photoshop wizard to me feels lacking without how basic photoshop was
 emberBecky: I think you could keep the photoshop janky/retro look, but with intention this time 
 SmithKurosaki: !remake
 Sorator13: @vegetalss4 The winner of each of the three brackets gets remade
space_turbulence: Oh dang, some of these are ones I remember!
 TXC2: vegetalss4  which video will be remade
 Rhynerd: LRR wants to remake 3 sketches.
 Sorator13: with minor to major improvements in various ways
 Sevinon: One side of this bracket feels way more ripe for remaking than the other
 PixelArtDragon: We already have the Content Aware Phil crapshot
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 Rhynerd: So they made 3 brackets of sketches they thought would be good to remake
 KBKarma: And some shitty monetisation.
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 SquareDotCube: content-aware fill being one of the biggest additions
 Twilight_Spark: I figured it would've been a chance to make some AI-generated image jokes.
 SmithKurosaki: Yea at the semis here, I'd love to see both the bottom ones
 Sorator13: @SmithKurosaki hard agree
 TehAmelie: today it could be about discovering photopea and giving up your photoshop subscription
 Sevinon: I think top vs bottom isn't close for me
the_lone_bard: Meanwhile I'm still over here editing with mspaint.
 Sevinon: I want QD but either makes sense
 iSmartMan1: Maybe you could turn it into a joke about Photoshop's predatory business practices?
 Sorator13: @Sevinon I mean, same, but that's rather off-topic 
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 TXC2: KBKarma  
 SquareDotCube: Digital arts became a unintended second market
 Sorator13: 
 emberBecky: the wizard shaking you down for increasing amounts of money
 CouldntPickAUsername: oh man, I felt that grumble from Graham in my soul
 BusTed: Haha.
blue_lotus_designs: Their subscription service is nuts
 Decaped: the Bad green screen is an excellent joke because of that.
 Decaped: I love Jame's nose in it.
 Mathonwy: Oh yeah, now that I'm a student again, I'll have to go grab a bunch of Adobe stuff.
 beowuuf:  
 FITorion: Finding something the VLC won't open is a feat
 TXC2: I mean I'm still watching at 480p 
 CouldntPickAUsername: @FITorion blu rays, even with the plugin some of them don't work
 KBKarma: 
 FITorion: 5120x1440
Laogeodritt: blue_lotus_designs: There's a lot of reasons I've been buying up Serif licences, and the Adobe subscription model is a huge chunk of those reasons.
 FITorion: finding desktop backgrounds is a chore
 DentedPockets: Directors Take
 TXC2: so remaster in 2043? 
 jarnatan: Remastering sketches? Preposterous idea!
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 KBKarma: Ah poo.
 LadyLockwood92: Howdy folks~
 KBKarma:   
 TXC2: hello LadyLockwood92  welcome
satyropodobny: will remastered sketches launch with a season pass?
 KBKarma: Hello!
 CouldntPickAUsername: so I'll mention this here, I'm pretty sure that "Just Drive" is my first ever LRR video
distractfulilly: those posters sound so cool
 Rhynerd: ^
 chrono2x: A large format printer is something I always wish I had personal access to
 Twilight_Spark:  Keytars
 shea_wolfe: Aww I liked Keytars
 Pteraspidomorphi: Yeah!
 TXC2: actual 2 to1
 MomoNo9: I love Graham's mom in Ransom so much
 SymphonicLolita: keytars is....weird
 Genie_M: I voted Keytars
Metric_Furlong: when chat's wrong, it's definitively wrong 
 chrono2x: I did vote for Keytars
 Pteraspidomorphi: You can still do it!
cyrenman: that one surprised me, since Ransom was probably in the best shape of any of the 24
 beowuuf: ransom just feels perfect
 LadyLockwood92: Aww, I was hoping for Photoshop Wizard.
xelazeratul: I mean, chance for a Director's Pick?
 LurkerSpine: yeah I thought Keytars needed a lot more rework than Ransom
Riandisa: I voted for keytars too
Pal_Friendpatine: Ransom is so solid
xelazeratul: *Directors'
 Just_Herby: I also feel Ransom incredibly holds up and doesn't need a re-make
josh___something: Keytars was fun for the youtube bit... But also ransom is fun
Laogeodritt: chrono2x: Same. Honestly if I could just handle A3 and ledger that'd fill most of my needs (for printing scores and guidelines for larger-scale calligraphy pieces).
 Twilight_Spark: The ending was a bit weird yeah.
  Juliamon: The ending just kinda... ends, yeah
 GreatWahooney: I think Just Drive would benefit from fixed pacing than Ransom
 WardsarTheWriter: I kinda think Ransom could benefit from some sort of crossover with Cane and Crawthorne (sp?)?
space_turbulence: Yeah if rabsom is the one I'm thinking of, Ransom is really solid already
 CouldntPickAUsername: I assumed that Matt was lying and stole the helmet
 GreatWahooney: *would benefit more
 shea_wolfe: I mean future Graham doesn't have the time helmet so I assumed it was something based on that
 MommaGart: i think Keytars could have gotten so much tighter
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rabbitgta: Like you keep forgetting to put the strap on, and this happened last time
 Sorator13: There are some small improvements that could be made to Ransom that could make a big difference, I think
 Pteraspidomorphi: WardsarTheWriter: Good idea
 Sorator13: though it's very solid as-is
 NotCainNorAbel: typically a good thing
 TXC2: Victoria is too beatuifal
 rrtycoon2: I assumed prehistoria
 TheMerricat: Might make your house prices go down...
 Bratmon: I assumed the ending was a direct reference to the ending of The Time Machine by HG Wells
josh___something: Ransom is almost good as is, though
 SymphonicLolita: I've seen some listings that come.....very close
 ani_laurel: phone and ask?
 Rhynerd: Victoria: Post-Apoc Wasteland free!
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Use the door to go back to the Dinosaur Past?
loufghyslaufey: I mean, it could look- night mode.
 beowuuf: save these all up for a visit o detroit 
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 KBKarma: I think I voted Ransom... But yeah, honestly Keytars might have been interesting.
 hd_dabnado: wow, just got here, im sad to not see More at 11 get another shot
 KBKarma: Same
 Sorator13: @hd_dabnado Yes, but it was up against very stiff competition in the bracket of death
loufghyslaufey: Aren't post-societal settings set within the nighttime/fall?
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I just thought future graham took the helmet and stranded them
loufghyslaufey: Some of them?
 shea_wolfe: Old Youtube overlay?
loufghyslaufey: Oh, Oh! A "Tarkov" greenscreen!!
 Just_Herby: And what did Steve think of it?
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: ….who?
 KBKarma: Who's Steve Masacowski?
loufghyslaufey: Just have a shot of a Tarkov scene behind a paintball range!!
 Sorator13: That could be a whole series, yes
 KBKarma: Oh yes.
 TehAmelie: Time Helmet Time: the series
loufghyslaufey: Or prop up a Paintball range!
Gobukiller: it was on his shortlist
 Travilogue: A friend and I used to frequently start planning conversations with "First, we invent a time machine"
BlueChloroplast: 
Angreed66: Did Steve Masacowski actually invent the keytar?
 TXC2: don't you all have time helmets?
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 beowuuf: quantum documentery just has such a meta reason to be remade / continued
 TXC2: More at 11 had so much potential IMO
 MomoNo9: I was ok with either.  I thought More at 11 would be fun with current crew
 hd_dabnado: id love to see the core concept of More at 11 expanded on with different bits
 red_shoes_jeff: More at 11 still kinda holds up, but I REALLY wanna see how meta a QD remake can get.
 TheMerricat: @angreed66 "The keytar was invented in the 1970s and first appeared in a magazine in 1980. The first keytar to be commercially produced was the Moog Liberation, which was created by guitarist Steve Masakowski in 1980. Robert Moog is credited with inventing the first commercially created and produced keytar. "
 Sorator13: as I said, bracket of death
 beowuuf: @TXC2 it's weird for canadians though, they should be time beanies
 Just_Herby: More at 11 is another that is very good and I don't think would benefit much from a re-make. It's very crisp, very smooth.
 shea_wolfe: I just love holding More at 11 against the crapshot with "Don't wanna" news calls
 TXC2: beowuuf  ah of course
 Sorator13: @beowuuf *toques 
josh___something: QD can get MORE self-referential, *MOAR META*
 jammergrl: This was the hardest one
cyrenman: I had never realized that the sports anchor was also the salesman in Joe's Used Cars!
 WardsarTheWriter: @red_shoes_jeff It can absolutely get so much more meta, and as lots of people have been saying, I really hope the remake also references the original.
 beowuuf: @Sorator13 i was too busy to google the spelling so defaulted to beanie 
 toenolla: I still think Karen Walnut is one of the bess LRR character names
 TehAmelie: @TheMerricat does that story end with Gary Keytar inventing the Masakowski?
 Mangledpixel: it's very The Day Today
cyrenman: I love Graham's segment about Ted
Metric_Furlong: ^
 shea_wolfe: Is Action 9 set in the QWRP universe?
 Sorator13: @beowuuf my combined interests in hockey & LRR mean I know such things without having to look them up, despite never having visited Canada 
 MomoNo9: I just really wanted to see Evil Corp/Inc again
 Pteraspidomorphi: I love the punchline in OMG! Bears! It could have been made snappier, yeah
 Genie_M: bearsharkpocalypsopedia
 WardsarTheWriter: This was a hard one for me. I ended up voting Bears because I want the Bear/Shark war brought to a more contemporary LRR audience.
 KBKarma: Business cards?
 Mangledpixel: or a snippet of a tv commercial
 Rhynerd: There is an advantage of the ads having taglines
 beowuuf: @Sorator13 i scared myself by making a good stab at spelling quebecois recently 
 Alness49: Just a billboard for Bear Bear Bear Bear
 Rhynerd: You could do billboards
 hd_dabnado: sometimes
 ani_laurel: I see those sometimes
 hd_dabnado: not often
cyrenman: nope
 Sevinon: No
 Riiiiiiis: nope
 Sorator13: Rarely
 MehallD: I don't get those in elevators, but at supermarkets
 CaptainSpam: Depends on the elevator.
 tenthtechpriest: max 4
FormOfSquirrel: Occasionally
  Foxmar320: No
 vegetalss4: Not in my corner of the world
 Pteraspidomorphi: Definitely not here
josh___something: Bearsharkpocalypsopedia just silly
 Rhynerd: Not any elevators I know of.
 NotCainNorAbel: I see them more in Canada than the US
rabbitgta: Yeah public elevator do that
 Riiiiiiis: but huge screens everywhere else though
 red_shoes_jeff: I've seen a few in like, hotels and such.
josh___something: Nope
 iris_of_ether: Sometimes
space_turbulence: No?
 Genie_M: yep, someplaces
  Juliamon: Supermarket entrances have those here
 beowuuf: @TehAmelie take my money!
 Viewers_Like_You: Reminds me of truck stop urinal ads
 PixelArtDragon: Something like that, yes
Pal_Friendpatine: Restrooms. That is in restrooms too
 Bratmon: I feel like I've seen that once in my life, but I couldn't possibly place where.
 blip2004: there's a couple buildings that have tv's in the elevators that play news/ads
 shea_wolfe: Most of the ads I see are bus stop walls
 ani_laurel: the billboards are very offputting
 Rhynerd: Most of my ads are either online, billboards, or in the mail.
 LadyLockwood92: I remember seeing the Shark law firm in another video, I can't remember which though.
 CouldntPickAUsername: we have billboards on the highway
 rhapsodyblue92: I wish we didn't have billboards in the states
 gralamin: Few billboards in edmonton
 Sorator13: I would be happy if we had fewer billboards
xelazeratul: The enormous flags are just at car dealerships
 ani_laurel: There's a few in some cities
Bruceski: What are the links for voting this time?
 KarakSindru: I've seen grids of business-card sized ads as restaurant placements frequently
 Travilogue: Oh yeah, the ads posted over the urinals at truck stops
 TheMerricat: That stuff has moved to monitors mounted behind the cashiers here
 SymphonicLolita: we have billboards, but not nearly as much as the US
 KBKarma: I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree
 Twilight_Spark: KKona without the flags how would you remember what America looks like?
rabbitgta: Billboard are a great way to make passive income
 Genie_M: also old timey wikipedia landing page
LesBeauxPlastiques: i was in america recently and the number of billboards was frankly depressing xD
 Master_Gunner: There's definitely billboards out this end of the country, but only a handful in the city.
 thewolfisonfire: we have less billboards now. I guess because they caused crashes?
 ani_laurel: A lot of farmers in Alberta have semitrucks with ads parked to get around the laws
  Sarah_Serinde: I can definitely believe that the US has way more
space_turbulence: Billboards are practically part of Americana
 BrowneePoints: They do not have 70 ft billboards 120ft high every 5 miles like we do
 CururuGuasu: We have a real estate guy here who tries to trademark “guy who stands with his arms wide open” on a billboard
 nova_plushie: i remember the bears sketch cues you referanced it in Commodore hussle
 KBKarma: Indeed, unless the billboard falls, I'll never see a tree at all.
 Sorator13: @LesBeauxPlastiques there's a whole road-trip game (from the Olden Days when no one had handheld game devices) where you try to find a billboard that starts with A, then a billboard that starts with B, etc.
cyrenman: Nuntastic is lovely
 Viewers_Like_You: There are a fair number of billboards in the maritimes, but they're often just "Ted's bait, exit 8 past the big tree"
 Sorator13: if that says anything about how numerous our billboards are...
LesBeauxPlastiques: @Sorator13 incredible :'D
xelazeratul: I'm starting to suspect one of the sketch writers has a thing for nuns...
 KBKarma: I don't recall seeing many billboards here in Ireland.
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 beowuuf: !plural
 KBKarma: @xelazeratul why just one? 
 Sorator13: ah yes, that's the one with the intro music just in the left speaker
 Sorator13: weird and disconcerting
 jarnatan: Nice title graphic
 TheNerdWonder: I JUST noticed the Buddy Christ on the dashboard
 Sorator13: I like how the radio just stops
 BrowneePoints: See this one would be funny with Ben
 BrowneePoints: since Ben can't drive 
 SmithKurosaki: @BrowneePoints oh no
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Stop stalling. It's a stick shift!
BlueChloroplast: Its funny that paul doesn't just drive
 nova_plushie: i love Paul when hes being threatening
 CouldntPickAUsername: man, driver's ed has become intense
 WardsarTheWriter: Free car driving lesson. Seems legit.
 Sorator13: oh no, it's a stick shift
silenceaux: Oh no, AND it's manual transmission
 Sorator13: no way this goes well
 Genie_M: without the shouting, that's kind of how far my driving experience goes
Gobukiller: Yeah, I would probably die
 hd_dabnado: I think what would be interesting about this one is that most cars are automatic nowadays
 TheNerdWonder: how common are manual transmissions these days?
 Twilight_Spark: Manual makes this spooky of course.
 hd_dabnado: @TheNerdWonder same brainwave
 KBKarma: Getting rarer.
 Lysander_salamander: ok
 Bratmon: This sketch has this weird thing where it goes from "Why doesn't Paul just drive?!" to "Oh, that's the joke"
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Gobukiller: JAMES THE COP!
 MommaGart: i feel like the joke today might be “i don’t know how to drive stick”
distractfulilly: a nice afternoon bike ride with a firearm
 TehAmelie: headcanon: this is a world where no one can go more than a couple of steps anywhere without a travel partner
 Genie_M: sport shoes
 Sorator13: the whimper is so good
 Twilight_Spark: I just have to imagine someone seeing them film this would be so confused.
 RocknGrohlNerd: Putting in the gear first and than pressing clutch, is sure way to not drive at all😁
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: The cop with sneakers, no badge and no belt of stuff
distractfulilly: hahaha
 Pheonix888: Very Kids in Hall esque
 Lysander_salamander: hmm
 Genie_M: both in training shoes
 TheMerricat: Is this why Matt started doing marathons? 
 Sorator13: the ending + the stinger are so good
 nova_plushie: Matt was later arrested as an accomplice
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Wee-ooo-wee-oooo
 WardsarTheWriter: Why does this feel like it would also be a gag in Corner Gas?
 jarnatan: That's. That's a really good sketch!
Pal_Friendpatine: The amount of licenses and clearances and warnings you’d have to have to film with weapons these days would be nuts
 Viewers_Like_You: I feel like Just Drive has solid bones and a lot of potential for updating
 Decaped: Remaking a better version without Matt will be difficult.
space_turbulence: Outro music's a little weird, but other than that pretty excellent
 TehAmelie: James Turners, James' secret twin
protojman: James turners
NathanLonghair: I don't really want any of these two remade, they're perfect as they are
 Viewers_Like_You: Ransom, meanwhile, is already perfect
 Sorator13: @NathanLonghair Same
 Sorator13: the sudden intense "YES?!" gets me
 A_Dub888: @TehAmelie Inside of you there are two Jameses
 arkham1981: This one is so good.
 TXC2: "! have your wife" I have YOUR wife!"
 Lysander_salamander: 
 Just_Herby: "Ethan? You never call..."
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: They're all so good in bracket 3.
 MomoNo9: Uggh I love Ransom so much.
 ani_laurel: This one is so clean
 hd_dabnado: this one would be SO GOOD with new editing tricks
 shea_wolfe: ahahaha
josh___something: "Hi brian  "
 SmithKurosaki: Is that G's mom?
 Sorator13: I love G's mom
  Sarah_Serinde: Yes
space_turbulence: God this one's a classic
 SmithKurosaki: nice
Invitare: does this need a remake...? It seems very good already
 Orxolon: i love tire rotation
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I think I must've just got caught off guard with this one. this is so good
 Lysander_salamander: hmm
 couchboyj: Dammit!
 nova_plushie: turns out they do this once a week
Gobukiller: text?
 beowuuf: even the exchange there is just perfectly tight
 Sorator13: I still get lost by "genetic experiment"
 SmithKurosaki: This sounds like an Anime Script
 shea_wolfe: daw
 TehAmelie: does it need remaking? nah. could it be improved? well. . .
 KBKarma: Odd courting ritual, but oh well.
 MomoNo9: language!
 Carlioo: now THIS feels like a game of magic
 Genie_M: they look so utterly confused
loufghyslaufey: That didn't even make sense!!  
 Sorator13: @Carlioo including the "oh no how do we get out of this"
 TXC2: this is reminds me of a Doctor who sketch they did for children in need
xelazeratul: !brackets
 beowuuf: !bracket
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 accountmadeforants: The last line really sold this one for me
flowerseses: I almost feel like this doesn't need a remake, it is just good
 Rhynerd: I didn’t vote for either of these the first time because they’re already rather good.
 Coloneljesus: this is still good
xelazeratul: @beowuuf thanks
LesBeauxPlastiques: 
 CaptainSpam: The henchman and brother, each *individually* tied up, are now tied to *each other* once Ethan re-kidnapped both of them at once.  It's the details.
 Lysander_salamander: boom
 emberBecky: that one's so tight, could be fun with other people but I think is good as is.
protojman: Still works for sure
 accountmadeforants: But yeah, doesn't feel like it needs a remake
LesBeauxPlastiques: don't think i've seen that one but my lord it's amazing xD
BlueChloroplast: @txc2 the curse of fatal death!
 Twilight_Spark: I can see it improving substantially still. The delivery, the setting, the props, etc. etc.
 cptcobalt: *minutes*
Gobukiller: y'all, remember minutes?
 spicyFerret_: ! Cam wasnt Big Boom
 gralamin: I remember having minutes
 TXC2: BlueChloroplast  yes that was it!
 chrono2x: Counterspell, counterspell, redirect, treason, bounce, flicker, etc
 tenthtechpriest: oof. minutes.
 beowuuf: just trying to hang up o.0
 red_shoes_jeff: @BlueChloroplast Love that one.
 Mathonwy: What are minutes?
 TehAmelie: i have minutes
 rhapsodyblue92: I almost want the good skatches to be remade so the youtube audience is more likely to see and appreciate them
xelazeratul: the first vote is a real tough choice. They're already both really good.
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h3rsh3yb4r: literal infant graham
 TXC2: hello raiders
 toenolla: The thing is, Ransom is already kinda perfect
 LadyLockwood92: Welcome raiders~
Laogeodritt: mathonwy: Each minute comprises 60 seconds. =V
 beowuuf:   hey raiders
 SmithKurosaki: I love the meta-ness of this one
 Rhynerd: I think the biggest change I could see in Ransom would be swapping Minutes with Data.
 beowuuf: !bracket
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 WardsarTheWriter: Imagine a slow zoom out when this starts before "present Graham" starts talking about that footage.
 KBKarma: "No meta sketches"...
Metric_Furlong: @Rhynerd and would this make it funnier?
 TheMerricat: @mathonwy in the old times, you didn't have unlimited time on cell plans ...
 Orxolon: this is too good to be true
 accountmadeforants: Yeah, I also still have minutes. (Choosing between 200 minutes and infinite minutes is a 2 euro difference, and I don't really hit the 200 on my personal phone.)
 SmithKurosaki: @KBKarma The concept is layered
 red_shoes_jeff: @Laogeodritt Seconds of what?
 Lysander_salamander: having an expert talk very slowly while panning across a photograph or painting.
 Rhynerd: @metric_furlong don’t know.
   LoadingReadyRun: Not that kind of meta
coriolis_storm: The Ken Burns effect!
 Sorator13: This one really feels like a film class project of "make a documentary"
 MommaGart: I think Quantum Documentary has soooo much room for a script glow-up, LRR really plays well in this space these days
Laogeodritt: red_shoes_jeff: Why, spaghetti, of course.
 chrono2x: I honestly want this one remade to make it a meta on remaking documentaries, as well as thinking it would be good for a few improvements
cheshire_creeper: That's just me when I'm in a conversation
 hd_dabnado: pfff
 red_shoes_jeff: heh
 WardsarTheWriter: Love that actual unplug.
 Genie_M: I think this is my #1 of the 24
 Coloneljesus: are there captions_
 Coloneljesus: ?
 Sorator13: as said last stream, that was achieved by actually unplugging the mic 
 TheMerricat: This is another one of those where I feel like the technology "flaws" add to the video instead of detract, I love the hum coming off the microphones on these
 ani_laurel: a meta on remaking docs would be really funny
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josh___something: Cut ou- *violent unplugging noise*
AveryCorvus: "At one point, Mic 5 kind of cut out" would be the fanservice rewrite
 PixelArtDragon: I love how the entire point of the sketch is that you'll see every joke coming, but they land so well
 TXC2: fun times
 TehAmelie: "when is this happening?"
 jammergrl: This feels like a bo burnham thing
 toenolla: The laugh there gets me
LesBeauxPlastiques: interviews with 5th dimensional beings
 Twilight_Spark: I just feel like they've nailed this whole idea in the intervening years without a meta joke and better. Not that this was bad, it's good!
 LordZarano: Fun fact: the full unmuted version of that shot was on the season 1 DVD
CanvasWolfDoll: this is the earliest sketch available when i first started watching lrr
silenceaux: @LordZarano The deep secrets
loufghyslaufey: @lesbeauxplastiques I mean, when in LRR...
 TXC2: speaking of short credits
space_turbulence: @canvaswolfdoll same!
silenceaux: WOW that monitor
 Viewers_Like_You: *kshk*
MechaKuuga: Is that a terminal?
 TXC2: Paul Graham 3, Bill  nil
 TheMerricat: So Chat do you know this tune as dance of the sugar plum fairies or Hall of the mountain King?
 KBKarma: *Kshm*
josh___something: Why hall of the mountain king(?)?
 airylan: if this one gets remade I hope the mouth-noise "kshk" stays in
 Mangledpixel: always love a CRT that's twice as deep as it is wide
 MousseFilledCat: This one has a lot of room for improvement
 emberBecky: keep the dry erase board credits or riot 
 Mathonwy: This one needs a remake.
 Lysander_salamander: hmm
blue_lotus_designs: as much as I'd love to see this one updated. Seeing someone recast as bill would hit hard.
 CAKHost: Hair
 cptcobalt: that computer is glorious
 NotCainNorAbel: I wish I was tall enough to paint without a ladder
Gobukiller: The best time to remake this one would be while painting a new Moonbase 
 TehAmelie: imagine, if you will, Quantum Documentary remake narrated by Werner Herzog. i'd kickstarter it
 TXC2: Bill was 6ft 10
 KBKarma: !quote wigs
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 Sorator13: "pardon our dust"
 Pinwiz11: That's a fantastic computer
silenceaux: I do appreciate that this time Paul checks
 beowuuf: still laughing at this
 BusTed: Graham killing his own other character.
 Sorator13: antecedents are tricky!
loufghyslaufey: Ouch, assistant.
LesBeauxPlastiques: ravioli assistant
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 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Sorator13: I honestly love this one
cheshire_creeper: Like some kind of...quantum documentary
 KBKarma: Yeah. This one has lots of room for improvement.
 Sorator13: flaws and all
 Genie_M: table noises
 NotCainNorAbel: like the back of a volkswagen?
 MomoNo9: The inconveniencing
 rrtycoon2: Didn't notice the hole in the front table before.
 BusTed: The chair rotation
 DeM0nFiRe: "Bring him here dead and then-- oh wait no that wouldn't work" is so good lol
 WardsarTheWriter: I hope the awkward chair noises stay, it emphasizes the shoddy nature of their office.
 beowuuf: ad that's numberwang!
 TehAmelie: when you make plans based on the idea of bringing someone back from the dead before you forget that doesn't work
Laogeodritt: Looongcomputer. =D
KadmosTech: lomg computer
 FITorion: needs and "Oh right.... damn"
 emberBecky: lonnnge
 KBKarma: !bracket
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 Mathonwy: Yeah, that one. That needs a remake.
 Driosenth: was that a computer or just a terminal?
Laogeodritt: Tektronix!
 GreatWahooney: the longputer, if you will
 beowuuf: 
 red_shoes_jeff: The LONGPUTER!
Laogeodritt: I'm an EE, I know this company very well. =V
 Coloneljesus: hard to decide between those last two
 cptcobalt: i would have lost the bet on how to spell it
 CaptainSpam: Long computer is looooooooong.
 Orxolon: sphere
josh___something: Long LOOONG PC~!
 Riiiiiiis: I use Tektronix oscilloscopes every day 
 KBKarma: And vloted.
 TheMerricat: http://www.datormuseum.se/computers/others/tektronix-4051.html
 TXC2: so not like the group Technotronic?
 GreatWahooney: @josh___something long loooon maaaac
LesBeauxPlastiques: drafting computer? *mtg brainrot intensifies*
h3rsh3yb4r: the question is do you still HAVE it somewhere?
 constablecrab: Oh yeah, my uncle used to have something like that.
DapperKoala2: Useful for making evil plans?
 Mangledpixel: oh! that's the same one (or one in the same range) that they used on the original Battlestar Galactica to do all the wireframe radar graphics
 WardsarTheWriter: Civic duty complete!
MechaKuuga: But can you play Number Crunchers on it?
h3rsh3yb4r: its 4 grand on ebay now
 LadyLockwood92: 100 Some anniversary bits~
 CaptainSpam: Just sooooo long.
MechaKuuga: Or Oregon Trail
 TXC2: Mangledpixel  Neat!
 GreatWahooney: so long, longputer?
Laogeodritt: I hope it went to a museum or retro computing collection. =V
 Genie_M: the Bzzt
josh___something: Darn, no longputer for the *potential* remake
 Plasterboard: square waves... ooOOoo
 Mangledpixel: yes, it WAS the same model as was used on Battlestar Galactica
 TXC2: !bracket
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 iris_of_ether: And the VRRRRRN
 Genie_M: I want my "I voted" badge!
 cptcobalt: i have dutifully voted
 SajuukSjet: Vote! Vote! Vote!
 TheMerricat: "Because the direct view storage tubes do not flicker as do conventional CRTs, and because the BASIC programming interface allowed simple, rapid rendering of vector graphic displays, the 405x series were used in many theatrical contexts. In particular, 405x computers can frequently be seen in the 1978 TV series Battlestar Galactica."
 accountmadeforants: Electronics that don't actually do anything but look kinda fun and interesting? I see you've found my projects drawers and closet.
 GreatWahooney: I'm doing my part!
 Sorator13: @Genie_M There's one in the discord!
LesBeauxPlastiques: "you there... generate my functions!"
 KBKarma: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:00:50.
  Sarah_Serinde: !bracket
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 MomoNo9: functional generation
 Mathonwy: Any sketch we remake that includes Bill, could we make sure something is still in there of Bill? I have trouble voting for sketches with Bill because of that.
 Riiiiiiis: vpn for the win
 TehAmelie: one IP address, one vote
blue_lotus_designs: Hubby and I got to vote this time!
 Twilight_Spark: There are 4 rounds, right?
KadmosTech: that's ok, my wife has terrible opinions.
 WardsarTheWriter: Rep by IP.
 KBKarma: @mathonwy good shout.
 TXC2: or ever hopefully
 beowuuf: people don't play overcooked as much, so we gave you a new thing to divorce over 
 accountmadeforants: But what about *the blockchain*? 
 MomoNo9: Got you, I voted in the last round on the road!  OooOooh
 Genie_M: 24 round-robin 
Laogeodritt: Mm, I still need to buy a function gen. Would be a lot more useful than my little microcontroller-and-DAC doodad with a power opamp buffer.
TalpTheScot: @kadmostech she did marry you
 cptcobalt: haha
 Mangledpixel: an example of the Tektronics 4051 graphics on BSG: https://www.starringthecomputer.com/snapshots/battlestar_galactica_tek4051_3.jpg
 emberBecky: I voted on laptop and couldn't vote again on computer, so it kept me honest at least
KadmosTech: @TalpTheScot exactly.
 Sorator13: yeah, bracket 3 is definitely the Bracket of Death
 Twilight_Spark: @KadmosTech Enjoying the couch? 
josh___something: Double elim, like a fighting game tourney.
Bruceski: I think I would have been paralyzed by choice if they were all in the same pool. I only need to choose between two at a time here.
 Orxolon: my fav are Quantum documentary or it's very simple
NarishmaReborn: iconic
 Driosenth: As much as I liked Evil Corp, Quantum Doc will always be my fav and want to see redone only because it was the very first LRR video, I think I pulled it from a real media file off KaZaA
 CastleOtranto: Combine harvesters
 mostly_minerals: Yeah no-one can replace Bill in some sketches
  RomanGoro: LRL idea: put a bunch of old sketch scripts in a bag, pick one in the morning meeting and perform live it that night
 BusTed: heheh
 SymphonicLolita: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 TehAmelie: 
 KBKarma: Right, dinner time. See yez in the VODd.
xelazeratul: I had similar thoughts RE:Bill, so thanks for addressing that
 KBKarma: *VODs
 TXC2: so long KBKarma  eat well
 TheMerricat: You aren't children anymore but you're still gorgeous
 NotCainNorAbel: New CEO of Evil Corp
rabbitgta: Wait, you mean time changes things?
Angreed66: James would still be the cop  though, right?
 beowuuf: bye and hi KBKarma 
 accountmadeforants: Featuring Adam Sandler as Graham
 Genie_M: find the best people for the remake
 Sorator13: @Angreed66 James might even be the cop in the one where he wasn't the cop!
 arkham1981: I like how some people are voting for their favorite videos and some people are voting for the ones they think need remade because they have some criticism of it.
KadmosTech: Evil, LLC
 CranstonSnord: why not Evil X
 0x6772: Evil LLC?
 Dalrint: Evil Inc is a comic strip now.
 TehAmelie: hmm recasting the Evil Inc chairman and making a joke about voting him out would be funny
 chrono2x: Evil Inc does sound better
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I agree that it sounds better
 TXC2: Evil.com
 azureHaights: Evil GmbH
 Travilogue: Evil DAO
 Mathonwy: Paul playing "evil" CEO or Big Boss is always so good, though.
 GreatWahooney: @azureHaights beat me to it!
YT_GirlPainting: Evil corp . inc
 red_shoes_jeff: Evil & Sons
 MomoNo9: Evil Corp was just before/during renovations
 jacqui_lantern234: WELL WELL WELL!!!!! if it aint a beautiful group of wonderful friends whomst i love AGGRESSIVELY!!!!!!!!!!! 
Metric_Furlong: Evil Inc. sounds distinct from Yummies Corp.
 azureHaights: Victoria Evil Concern
 Sorator13: Evil Ltd
 Coloneljesus: Evils Consolidated
 accountmadeforants: Evil Machining
 TXC2: hello jacqui_lantern234  welcome
 beowuuf: 
 Genie_M: Evil, Evil and Malicious
 circusofkirkus: Evil LLC
 TXC2: !events
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 spicyFerret_: Evil LLC
 toenolla: The Finalysts
 beowuuf: it's the final countdown!
 WardsarTheWriter: All these sound like Megacorps from Stellaris.
Mai_Andra: but might it compete with Doofenshmirtz Evil, Inc ?
xelazeratul: I'm torn on Quantum Documentary because its awesome as is, but I'd love to see it again with new expertise
 LadyLockwood92: Understandable.
 LordManiMani: Reasonable!
 SymphonicLolita: Eventually(tm)
space_turbulence: As is tradition
 thewolfisonfire: Evil e.V &CO.Kg.
 beowuuf: LOL
 TemporallyAwry: #TrustJames
 Sorator13: that seems very on-brand
 hd_dabnado: im curious which one james wants
 beowuuf: look to the schedule for that bonus stream 
 Snowcookies: James secrets
 TXC2: !bracket
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josh___something: #BlameJames then
 Mathonwy: Can we get behind the scenes stuff of the remake filming process, as well?
  James_LRR: If I tell you everything I have planned your tiny minds would turn to dust 
 Sorator13: ty for a lovely stream! Loving these.
 They_Are_Alyx: Classic James
 Rhynerd: James only knows what they’ll do with those scripts
 MomoNo9: #BlameJames for the timing
 Orxolon: is unskippable coninuing the "remake" process?
Tobenamed1: I voted vause i was watching james this morning
josh___something: Rigged, CLEARLY Kapla
 accountmadeforants: So... no coups?
 Genie_M: in 5 of the 6 pairings I have a "winner" in
 Sorator13: "we SHOULD rule via oligarchy!!"
 TheMerricat: Hate vote for the one that beat your picks. 
 ani_laurel: !discord
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 Sorator13: (LRR is indeed ruled via oligarchy)
 TehAmelie: i voted on everything, usually multiple times to check that the vote registered!
  Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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 Genie_M: EU thanks you for this stream
 TXC2: ^
 Genie_M: this is perfect time here
 MomoNo9: Uggh that's just when I (supposedly) get out of work
 beowuuf: o7
 Just_Herby: Can we give up on democracy for unrelated reasons?
NathanLonghair: Agreed @Genie_M
 mostly_minerals: Me from EU really appreciate you doing this at this time!!!
 garion99: seconded Genie
 RocknGrohlNerd: Thank youuu
 mostly_minerals:   
 Orxolon: is unskippable coninuing the "remake" process?
 CAKHost: Thanks for the stream!
 MomoNo9: Guess I'll just have to leave on time
 TXC2: thanks for streaming Graham and Paul
 crazycommie87:   
 Snowcookies: ty for the stream
 beowuuf: back before the lrr panel at pax
 SymphonicLolita: fort norf
NathanLonghair: Thank you for EU-friendly time stream!
 TXC2: fork nife!
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 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Forkknife
 Mathonwy: Any news on the October week of celebration?
 beowuuf: yeeeees
 BrowneePoints: Homebody
 BrowneePoints: the Game Grumps horror game
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 PsychoI3oy: there's an oxenfree 2?
 jacqui_lantern234: what do you got there? a fortKNOIF!!! NYOOOOO
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 MomoNo9: no bills forkknife
 Avery316: oh yeah, the pax panel is shortly
 ShaneLeeAtk: !storm
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 Rhynerd: And they
 Mathonwy: Or can a generous chatter point me towards info?
 shurtal: the Game Grumps Published game
 TXC2: jacqui_lantern234  literately just said that to myself 
 Orxolon: Who is playing Lorcana?
 beowuuf: yup
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  Juliamon: It's on the main PAX channel
loufghyslaufey: Really?
 emberBecky: ohh
 Avery316: it is
 beowuuf: https://www.twitch.tv/pax
 Riiiiiiis: ohh
 TXC2: It is indeed being streamed
 iris_of_ether: I am *absolutely* watching that online 
 BrowneePoints: Homebody is made by Jori who works for the Grumps and it's published by the Game Grumps @LoadingReadyRun
  James_LRR: @beowuuf Ben, Me, Wheeler and Graham
 Rhynerd: And they also have a new Daymare to worry about in the future
 CAKHost: Looking up that game made me realize that Game Grumps got into Video Game Development!
loufghyslaufey: That's so rare, right?
 BrowneePoints: Yea, Dream Daddy was real good @CAKHost
 Orxolon: @James_LRR thx
 CAKHost: Game itself looks like a slightly updated Alone in the Dark. The first one in the series
 beowuuf: lol
 shea_wolfe: Imagine a LRR panel without Graham busting in 5 minutes late totally out of breath
 Sorator13: @Mathonwy They talked about it a bit in the first bracket vod. Essentially just "stream will be live 24/7 but much of it will be prerecorded stuff; it's not 'LRR does Desert Bus' since we... also are doing Desert Bus"
loufghyslaufey: Daymare; still so bad it's somehow good?
  James_LRR: raid pax
 beowuuf: they should have rescheduled the jackbox one 
  James_LRR: might as well
 Genie_M: I really respect you keeping up "you returned from Somewhere Else, please isolate"
 BrowneePoints: I can't wait until Ben and Adam realize Homebody is a time loop horror game 
 TXC2: take the seaplane, you;ll make it 
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 Sorator13: Inside you are N wolves. One of them is on fire.
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 BrowneePoints: @Juliamon C'mon, it's Adam and Ben we're talking about
  Juliamon: fair 
 thewolfisonfire: this name keeps paying....
 jacqui_lantern234: also adams currently streaming 
 TehAmelie: a wolf on fire? Moon Moon what did you do
 Genie_M: (always enjoy Graham attempting german)
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 Sorator13: nice!
 TXC2: Nice
 thewolfisonfire: @Genie_M well, he missed Bronzefinger XD
 Orxolon: thanks for the stream!
 SymphonicLolita: dabits
KWardJenx: Fun stream
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
 beowuuf: thanks for the bracket stream!
 TXC2: !patreon
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 Mathonwy: Weird that I've been subbed for more than five years now. I don't do much in my life for more than a couple years...
 BrowneePoints: anyone going to the pax channel, the music is REAL heckin loud. don't blow your eardrums like I did
 TXC2: !hoodie
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 beowuuf: and #blameJames #thankJames for the bracket itself
 thewolfisonfire: hehehe, it just sounds very german XD
 Sorator13:   
 TXC2: Mathonwy  same
 jacqui_lantern234: @beowuuf A B C - Always Blame James
 red_shoes_jeff: Debating getting L or XL, not sure how much it's gonna shrink...
 Travilogue: Speaking of 20 years, Weebl has done a 20th anniversary edition of Badger Badger Badger https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMxRFCKIqr0
 Orxolon: wow,are we raiding?
Laogeodritt: Thanks for the strim, Graham, Paul! G'afternoon, y'all, chat!
 beowuuf: 
 Sorator13: as Brownee said, turn your volume down
 SymphonicLolita: sound warning
KWardJenx: I bet Evil Corp would know how to sell our email.
 BrowneePoints: oh yea, turn your volume down
 Riiiiiiis: thanks for the strimm
 BrowneePoints: WAY down
 Orxolon: @Laogeodritt see you at night
  Sarah_Serinde: And if your size still isn't available after the remaining stock has gone into the store, put in your email anyway so Beej knows there's demand.
 beowuuf: not yet
 Mathonwy: What are we doing?
Tobenamed1: check creator dashboard
 KadmosTech: I don't see it
 Riiiiiiis: hmm don't see anything
 emberBecky: I don't see raid
 MehallD: nothing yet
NimrodXIV: seems like no
 Orxolon: we'll never tell
 Mangledpixel: doesn't look like it has
 Rhynerd: Does it show up on mobile?
 Earthenone: i would expect to get the larger size, but i always aim for biger on sweatshirts
 thewolfisonfire: I not see anything, cap
 TheMerricat: No raid here
MechaKuuga: We are still here
 Riiiiiiis: Raid Shadow Legends!
 beowuuf: we have 14 mins 
  James_LRR: you should just be able to type /raid pax
 MomoNo9: We have a few minutes to make it work
 KadmosTech: PAX channel might not allow raids
  Sarah_Serinde: it should just be /raid pax
 beowuuf: 16 even
 TemporallyAwry: !soon
 Orxolon: what does PAX stands for?
 BusTed: 
 Coloneljesus: streaming main btw 
 BusTed: penny arcade expo
 LordZarano: Is it not PAX1?
 PMAvers: Do the PAX channels allow raids?
 beowuuf: penny arcade expo
 Earthenone: penny arcade expo
 BrowneePoints: Penny Arcade Expo
 Sorator13: @Orxolon Penny Arcade eXpo
  Juliamon: Orxolon Penny Arcade eXpo
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh right I have that power here, I could try
Tobenamed1: is the channel follwing them
 FelanEntane: is pax raidable?
  ritchards: raid seems to be having problems
 Orxolon: thx
 Orxolon: yeeeyyy
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh good
  James_LRR: That worked
KWardJenx: That did it
 Sorator13: There we go!
 MomoNo9: Here it is!
 MehallD: we are now raiding
The raid has been canceled.
Tobenamed1: there we gooooo
 Riiiiiiis: working
 iris_of_ether: There we go!
 WardsarTheWriter: There it is.
HungryTanuki: Ayyy
ImmortalLen: There we go
 red_shoes_jeff: There we go.
 Viewers_Like_You: That went
Tobenamed1: cancled
 TehAmelie: here we goo
 Mathonwy: Here we go!!!!
 CAKHost: \o/
 MehallD: raid cancelled
josh___something: Uhh
 MomoNo9: There it went!
 Orxolon: did you remove it?
 emberBecky: wait it's gone
 TheAinMAP: There it is.  There it goes.
 Earthenone: now it was cancceled
  Sarah_Serinde: wait LRR used unraid why?
 BrowneePoints: THE RAID HAS BEEN CANCELLED
 shea_wolfe: lol it got cancelled
 WardsarTheWriter: Thanks guys!
Efhan: No, it got cancelled
Creideiki_SE: There it went away.
SinbadEV: wait you cancelled it now.
 Mathonwy: Buh bye!
 Mangledpixel: and it was cancellede
 Twilight_Spark: The raid has been canceled!
 BrowneePoints: LOL
 hieroglyphica: Byyyyeeeeee
  Juliamon: You unraided
 Orxolon: hahahaha
 jacqui_lantern234: 
MechaKuuga: Did it say cancelled?
 WardsarTheWriter: Oh no!
KWardJenx: Ha!!
 beowuuf: byyyyyyye!
NimrodXIV: whoops
 Riiiiiiis: lulz
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Orxolon: now it is
 CouldntPickAUsername: I clicked the thing and I'm still here
 KadmosTech: RAID RESUMED
 MomoNo9: There it is!
 TheAwkes: Maybe the text version doesn't work because channels aren't supposed to have 3-character names?
SinbadEV: yes
 SymphonicLolita: don't touch it
 CAKHost: \o/ x2
 Mangledpixel: yes
 thewolfisonfire: yay, it worked now
MechaKuuga: Here it goes this time
 SymphonicLolita: leave it
HungryTanuki: One more time 
KWardJenx: Raid's back on!
loufghyslaufey: *light speed booting*(!?)
MechaKuuga: No touchy
 CAKHost: For realizes this time!
 Sorator13: 
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