Earthenone: agreed
beowuuf:
it's 9.45 here and i'm sticky 
the uk is not supposed to be like this in september
TheAwkes: It's a surprisingly chilly 17 here in North Van today. Pretty weird for September.
ritchards: !bracket
beowuuf: or at all
Juliamon: I am also now very curious how wunderground calculates their "tomorrow's temp is forecast to be warmer/the same/cooler"
beowuuf:
commiserations or 
to everyone with weird weather today#
Juliamon: I guess farenheight is warmer??
beowuuf:
clearly the calucluations and very approximate 
maybe derek does them?
margieargie: I guess it's deciding it by (x) degrees difference, and uses the same (x) for each scale?
beowuuf: i'm also used to the feels like number going down not up due to wind... scary
beowuuf: title change
margieargie: I'm lucky(?) enough to be in an area where it's usually hot enough to deal with a heat index from humidity in the summer but fairly often cold enough for wind chill in the winter... hurray
beowuuf: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaay...
beowuuf: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Time to move on to the finals of the Sketch Remake Bracket! Game: Sketch Remake Bracket) at Wed 02:00 PM PDT (1s from now).
beowuuf: darn
margieargie:
Earthenone: happy serge meme beowuuf
beowuuf: lol, thanks
Earthenone: !schedule
SymphonicLolita:
baltimore_667083:
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GreatWahooney: hello chat!
jessieimproved:
margieargie: @LoadingReadyRun Crash! That! Bus!... wait, no, wrong time
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I think my favourite part of the sketch bracket has been that I've got to see some great sketches for the first time
beowuuf: !venga
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GreatWahooney: I haven't peeked at the voting results so I'm curious to see which ones made it to the finals
jessieimproved: The 3rd bracket final round was SO difficult!
red_shoes_jeff: Finished my swim just in time, it seems.
Metric_Furlong: make a racket, it's time for the bracket
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Eramis8: The Finals
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finally get to catch a bracket stream! 
Gekyouryuu: Time to determine which of these sketches is getting inked
beowuuf: who will win? team potential or team polish?
Angreed66: I actually found the final rounds super easy
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Astra7525: I had a situation where I liked none of the contenders, as both of my preferred choices got eliminated
LegionLoyalist: So weird watching live... I keep wanting to hit fast forward to the show start
WardsarTheWriter: Zero hour!
Sjbarbarian: It's The Final Brack-Down: You're Up!
Astra7525: @Sjbarbarian oi, that's my line
beowuuf: vote time!
SymphonicLolita: do ba do baaaa
cgwonder: oooh yeah best intro
beowuuf: hey paul
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: dooba doo bah!
Metric_Furlong: Paul!
SymphonicLolita: [clap]
cgwonder: hi Paul!
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Hellooooooo
Eramis8: Paul!
WardsarTheWriter: Paul's dulcet tones are a great welcome.
red_shoes_jeff: PAAAAAAA...ul.
CAKHost: Hello!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: hey dr. lrr
matthaus_c: Grand Finals
ReachW: Hi Paul
LegionLoyalist: It's the FI-NAL LRR-Down
matthaus_c: !lovepaul
HorusFive:
The people have chosen! It is PAUL
emberBecky: o/
korvys:
Astra7525: Beej's hand coming back for a little correction on the arrow is chef's kiss
LordManiMani: Time time time to start the stream 🎶
matthaus_c: wait oops
matthaus_c: !paullove
LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
KeytarCat: !bracket
Brozard: Play Just The Hits
beowuuf: three will be remade, three will be deleted from the internet... or something
Mr_Horrible:
Graham, unfortunately eliminated 
Alness49: Smaller then before
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: !lovepaul
HorusFive: Each more shorter than the last
accountmadeforants: And remember folks, if your pick didn't win, just take a deep breath... and give up on democracy!
Mangledpixel: "Ok, now do the stream again in half the time"
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: !paullove
LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
HorusFive: @accountmadeforants as is tradition
KeytarCat: Streams keep getting shorter, choices keep getting harder!
red_shoes_jeff: It's in a book?
SquidVorb: NOOOOO
margieargie: Ohhhhhh. This choice is NOT very simple
Kuhfeek: how could buttstillation lose!
SymphonicLolita: nooooo ;_;
Sorator13: IT's very simple: Beat out Buttstalation.
iSmartMan1: I've put in my votes for the first two brackets, but the third one is SO hard to choose between!
cybercobra5: Bracketerring !
WardsarTheWriter: 50% of my voted sketches made it.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: every time I see it as "butt stallion"
Angnor33:
Buttstallation! 
matthaus_c: It's Very Simple, we kill the Buttstallation
Astra7525: It really was a tough matchup
HorusFive: @Sorator13 It's very simple beat. Out, Buttstillation!
SquidVorb: Buttstalation won in my heart
Master_Gunner: Buttstallation always struck me as a proto-crapshot
LordZarano: Round 2 was a bunch of difficult decisions for me, Round 3 is easy
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: the hard turn is very python-esque
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Cleekru: honestly... the first bracket was STACKED
beowuuf:
or a very easy vote if potential versus polish so it goes
MAPBoardgames:
Devil Dale! Devil Dale! Tell him! 
Mangledpixel: so, with Buttstallation, was that two ideas for separate sketches that you decided to combine?
Astra7525: Buttstallation had some Too-Many-Cooks energy for me
Mazrae: Hello Chat, messaging the hospital surgery went okay I now have 6 incisions
Mr_Horrible: Rapidfire but with a meta throughline
LordZarano: It was very Monty Python
Lysander_salamander: sort of like when Monty Python shifted from one sketch to another but it still remained the same sketch
Juliamon: Mazrae Glad to hear! Get lots of rest!
Mangledpixel: where you Python it
chrono2x: ugh, I'm pretty torn between It's Very Simple and The Professor's Funhouse.
phoenixfeather14: Glad to hear the surgery went well
Cleekru: i semi recently discovered rapidfire.. soo good
SymphonicLolita:
@Mazrae
Mr_Horrible: @Mazrae yay! Hoping for a speedy recovery with no funny business
NotCainNorAbel:
hear that chat, we voted against a whole new show
cybercobra5: Gibb !!
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MAPBoardgames: Prof Funhouse doesn't feel like it needs a remake. It's seems timeless.
matthaus_c: reintroduced into the LRR Canon
Pazy160: I inititally though Buttstallation was two different sketches but you had forgotten to label the second one on the stream. Though, that confusion itself was used really well in a CommodoreHustle/Live episode.
WardsarTheWriter: They can be rebuilt: better, faster, stronger.
beowuuf: @Mazrae rest well!
InquisitorGaia: yung gibb
HorusFive: What I'm hearing is- Felt-er-weight Tag Team division is possible
MAPBoardgames: Yeah. Gibb looked so young in that one!
Angreed66: Is part of you relieved that you don't have to figure out to cast child roles for ccyd?
margieargie: Sadly its dreams were crushed in turn
SymphonicLolita: I think the funhouse would lose something from a remake. it has a very 90's public television feel to it
Mangledpixel: now is that wig something you still have? (please say no)
HorusFive: Paul- I believe in you. You wear that wig again. You can do it
matthaus_c: Reel Gibb Fish
GreatWahooney: wait that wasn't Paul's real hair?
ritchards: do you still ahve all the puppets for Funhouse?
Wicker_Guide: ooof
TomK__94: Luckily, no shortage of wigs in the closet I’m sure
Wicker_Guide crumbles into dust
cgwonder: yikes
Juliamon: Fill the prop room with hair!
HorusFive crumbles to dust
LordManiMani:
Mr_Horrible: according to the internet, that checks out!
jessieimproved: I have blown away also
Sorator13:
red_shoes_jeff: I honestly feel like The Professor's Funhouse holds up fine.
LordManiMani:
beowuuf: lol, dodged a bullet there then
Yurielx: Big OOF
Sorator13: yeah, and half of your description of that "breakdown" is just. my life.
accountmadeforants is dust, also
MommaGart: the horror of *actual teens*
matthaus_c:
Cam and Kathleen have made great kids on screen before 
WardsarTheWriter: Nah, 30-year-olds can play convincing teens. It happens in Hollywood all the time...
Yurielx: "I don't feel so good, Mr. Saunders" *dust*
Wicker_Guide: more believable than Grease
NotCainNorAbel: suspend your belief folks
matthaus_c: Jordynne, Matt and the Bens
Sirius2010: Really Very Simple? Its by far the least interesting IMO
TheAwkes: Wet Hot American Summer pulled it off.
TheOtherTrevor: Of course they aren't going to fly. That wouldn't be very dream crushing
Viewers_Like_You: Just get yourself that Disney de-aging tech! No one can ever tell that those actors are ancient and decrepit
DoodlestheGreat: Well... if you date the puppet show far enough back, 40-year old people would be fine.
maxthefourth: and beej
cybercobra5: > Reshot in 4K <
Lysander_salamander: so hard to choose
Sarah_Serinde: Last stream we certainly had people seeing them for the first time (or at least the first time recently)
beowuuf: @red_shoes_jeff i think both do. feels this this bracket has been voting polish over potential
Sarah_Serinde:
So yeah probably 
Wicker_Guide: in the form of the vote
Viewers_Like_You: 482 people have made uninformed and ignorant decisions so far
InquisitorGaia: up held?
electra310: I haven't seen them!
accountmadeforants: "Democracy can be whatever" and other life-changing quotes
NotCainNorAbel: so decomcacy can be ... whatever
Astra7525: "Democracy ban be... whatever"
matthaus_c: oh man I love the mocracy
Creideiki_SE: Apply democracy liberally.
Jadenim: I did not realise these streams were happening / or at UK time...
DahudLefthanded: Ooh they got to use the rest of the theme
matthaus_c: Sporting News Baseball baby
cybercobra5: ! anarchy
cgwonder: man i vivdly remember discovering lrr and watching all of these on the website
HorusFive: Y Twitch? Y now?
Yurielx: if this doesn't win, I will take a group of "tourists" and storm the Moonbase 'cause it'll be a steal. This is brilliant
62MGcobra:
I can't pick this bracket. I just don't know 
Genasi_Gaming: you guys look sooo young
Brozard: Oh man, I used to have that Communist Party shirt Wiggins is wearing
RayFK: Perfect sketch, no notes.
Lysander_salamander: yeah
MommaGart: the Because line is SO funny
jessicatheblack: lol
Jadenim: I love this, very difficult to actually do a different version of this
jessicatheblack: classic
Juliamon: This is one of those sketches that gets better EVERY TIME I watch it
SharktoothJack: Calling out to Because is the best line
Mr_Horrible: I do really enjoy how snappy this is, even a layer removed from the original joke
jedi_master_zll: I like both of the ones in the 1st bracket.
beowuuf: @Yurielx one train of thought is voting for the one that would benefit from a remake rather than polishing an already good sketch.
LordManiMani: Yeah it's really well done
emberBecky: This one would just be the fun of seeing it with different kinds of performances.. the script is kinda perfect. Pacing good too.
DegHag: This sketch is brilliant on so many levels.
Astra7525: We never see "I dunno", do we?
FadedOasis: I love this version of Who's On First because it starts with both G&P knowing the names of the players, and then they still get lost
ReachW: oookayyyyyy
jessicatheblack: LOL
accountmadeforants: The "Yeaaah?" is so solid
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: the stinger is so dated, they'd gotta do away with that
Angnor33:
This is a great sketch, I don't see how this really benefits from a remake. 
jessicatheblack: that was executed beautifully
Wicker_Guide: I do think this sketch could really benefit from the group's more nuanced line deliveries
LordManiMani: Lolol I always forget the stinger
MMoritz: I felt like buttstallation had room for improvement. but this one is good too
CouldntPickAUsername: to be frank I'd honestly change the stinger.
Yurielx: @beowuuf don't care, I want this one >_>
fiiiinnni: What is the stinger referencing?
MMoritz: oh boy, I know what I'm voting for
Astra7525: @CouldntPickAUsername yea, it has aged a bit
Davlenagain: i think we all know the reason for this one....more gibb lore
WardsarTheWriter: This is actually a really tough choice for me. I love both of these and they both have such great potential for remakes.
62MGcobra: how do i pick both of these?
kusinohki: no what is the 2nd baseman
Lysander_salamander: @fiiiinnni I think Lil John?
MommaGart: I think there are even more layers they could get into with It's Very Simple, really clarify how they're referencing Abbot and Costello while still being unique
accountmadeforants: I don't know which I'd vote for here, they both hold up super well. I leave it up to the rest of you, chat!
Feriority: On one hand the stinger is very dated. On the other hand I'm old
jessicatheblack: awwww... why do I have to Choose!? ... porque no los dos?.... PORQUE!?
MAPBoardgames: I wanna see some of the Professor's Funhouse characters in the UFW Felterweight rounds.
MMoritz: I justvwatched the desert bus segment of "can con kids show or something Graham made up"
NotCainNorAbel: Gibb!
Davlenagain: need a new Rumble for 2k23
Eramis8: Im so sad we have to make decisions. Both are so good
jessicatheblack: @Eramis8 Right!?
MMoritz: so many felterweights
MAPBoardgames: Gibb was so young! ...but he looks better these days.
jessicatheblack: @MAPBoardgames *snortgiggle*
Lysander_salamander: would Graham still do all the voices, or would other Lrr-cast join in?
Raincoast_Bear: !time
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Cleekru: these two really shouldn't be paced against each other
Raincoast_Bear: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 18:42.
Davlenagain: although a long form of Dark side of the ring for the Rumble would be a fun idea
TheAinMAP:
AtomicAlchemical: is there a link to the pool?
WardsarTheWriter: @Lysander_salamander I would hope there would be a diverse voice-cast.
lirazel64: That FONT!
beowuuf: brackets were random (tm)
Jadenim: Ooo, JAcob doing some of this
type_variable: i think this would benefit from more voice actor variety
MommaGart: Idk if I'd find The Professor's Funhouse as charming if it gets remade with better tech
beowuuf: !bracket
Davlenagain: @Jadenim ohhh i like
62MGcobra: we need to figure out how to make this pair a tie
lirazel64: Those FONTS!
Cleekru: @62MGcobra 100%
Davlenagain: still got to wait a few more year before the next Crapshot bracket
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: something tickles me about imagining Jacob doing chuck and no one else
red_shoes_jeff: Hm... I wonder if they could get Kevin Perjurer for this...
Lysander_salamander: if this and quantum documentary win, it's going to be fun
accountmadeforants:
Are these fonts being recast? 
Astra7525: The font getting progressively worse
HorusFive: @lirazel64 I feel like Graham would have a ball re-doing those fonts
MomoNo9: I would love to see this with more voice actors and a jab at streaming/ Youtube
lirazel64 dies from font poisoning.
cgwonder: i think there's a lot they could do with this one, not just more voice actors (though G's accents are brilliant) but also playing more with the retrospective style and making a clearly definition between the 90s clips and the modern interviews.
emberBecky: yeh fun things can be done rewriting this with current people. And adding new performances. while It's Very Simple feels close to perfect
Zatengo: i kinda want two new voice overs for this: diverse cast and graham still doing all the voices
Jadenim: Agreed
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Wicker_Guide: Silly as it may sound, I wonder if they'll go with more clearly american accents, instead of the current sort-of-Britishy ones
jessicatheblack:
holy crap 
jedi_master_zll: Does Gibb keep his current voice I wonder?
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MMoritz: the squeaker joke is INSPIRED
DentedPockets: Every time
Paradachshund: This bit kills me every time
cgwonder: christ that got me
accountmadeforants: "the sturgeon general", I only just noticed
SymphonicLolita: my bird stopped and stared at the screen
MAPBoardgames: "a message from the sturgeon general"
Nahmbra: the sturgeon general, how did I miss that!
WardsarTheWriter: Every time I've watch this sketch this week, someone's pet has always been put on alert from those noises.
racecarradar: X years from now LRR will close in the same for a
racecarradar: Same format
FarleyF: F
red_shoes_jeff: F
lirazel64: F
TheMerricat: F
Cleekru: F
cgwonder: F
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: o7
Rhynerd: F
Gekyouryuu: o7
CAKHost: F
Bonzi77: o7
Mcgwee: Oz
WardsarTheWriter: F
Pinwiz11: F
accountmadeforants:
JessKay: o7
ladylinzington: o7
RevolverRossalot:
CastleOtranto:
Mr_Horrible: F
wench_tacular: F
Cleekru:
Gekyouryuu:
Nmaster64:
MMoritz: it was our generations John Lennon moment
matthaus_c:
LiamNeesonsKneesSon: o7
klace26: F
lirazel64: This makes me sad for Jim Henson.
JadedCynic: o7
Lysander_salamander:
HorusFive:
F 
Wicker_Guide:
spo8n: o7
LegionLoyalist:
electra310: noooo
62MGcobra:
WardsarTheWriter: I'm not crying, you're crying.
beowuuf: o7
Cleekru: GIB
Barb4rian: 376 XD
electra310: lmao
RevolverRossalot: I've seen puppets that use subtext and they're all cowards
HyruleGirl9: GIB?
Cleekru: B!
DegHag: Does LRR still have the rest of the original puppets?
Lysander_salamander:
electra310: He sure is!
hd_dabnado: in hindsight, this one could be great if it cut back to gibb and the new crew of puppets in the office watching it
Pazy160: If Professor's Funhouse get's a remake I think I'd like to see it as a second retrospective 20 years later. Especially with current Gibb's opinion on the funhouse and if his current job at LRR is better.
matthaus_c: @DegHag Paul mentioned they have most, if not all
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Gekyouryuu: only 39. such a young time to go.
MAPBoardgames: Oddly. Gibb still is doing that. IRL. He answers Tweets or Toots.
Mr_Horrible: honestly I'd imagine 39 not bad for a Koala
lirazel64: I'd like to Ask Gib a question?
beowuuf:
if that one gets remade the end music will be correct
AtomicAlchemical: powerful
Wicker_Guide: very different approaches to content as well
Cleekru: pls don't make us vote... these two
blue_lotus_designs: Two great contenders!
Gekyouryuu: they're BOTH so good already, I'm not sure who to vote for
Amosff: you just want the bestr concepts
Angnor33: And yet...
Bonzi77: yeah like you don't need to remake everything is fine for example
NonUniqueGuy: Bracket the second
Bonzi77: which is still great ten years later
beowuuf: but what if... second bracket?
Rhynerd: !bracket
cybercobra5: Justice for potato-quality vids!
MMoritz: @bonzi77 why would you? everything is fine with it
spazywakjob: Butt replacement you say?
GreatWahooney: oh hey both my picks made it here
SymphonicLolita: noooo hampire ;_;
Mr_Horrible: at its heart, isn't that what LRR is all about?
Wicker_Guide: tbh that's a lot of these sketches
WardsarTheWriter: Graham and Paul being weird is a strong dynamic.
beowuuf: graham and friend harass random lrr member
SquidVorb: HAMPIRE LOST?
accountmadeforants: The brackets weren't seeded because seeding brackets is hell
malsareus: the brackets were made by fate
chrono2x: I would have loved to see Hampire remade
Viewers_Like_You: Cravings vs Door to Door was the closest matchup so far
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MommaGart: very close on Cravings v Door to Door
NotCainNorAbel: yes, three brackets of paul and graham being sweird
beowuuf: oh, wait, both paul? fun
WardsarTheWriter: I am sad that Serious Cravings lost out, but Door to Door is great.
Angreed66: This is the pacing vs tech and updated scripting match
red_shoes_jeff: The Graham & Paul Let's Perplex, or GPLP, if you will.
JadedCynic: Serious Cravings is a cult hit, like you say
YeomanAres: I was hoping for serious cravings to win, but you can't go wrong
emberBecky: I picked Door to Door and was resigned it wouldn't beat Serious Cravings
Decaped: one of the better pun sketches.
Viewers_Like_You: Cravings letting the Jampire joke simmer in the background is excellent
Cleekru: i just noticed i voted for every single looser in this bracket... woops
Alness49: Serious Cravings could be at least two or three crapshots
GreatWahooney: I could go for some naan...pire
beowuuf:
@NotCainNorAbel i mean lrr at its core
MMoritz: I didn't think serious cravings needed work. I loved Morgan's performance, and thought it wouldn't benefit much from a redi
thecwis26: if a video gets remade, will the original still be available online afterward?
MMoritz: redo
Sjbarbarian: That sketch intro ued me to wham
Davlenagain: @LoadingReadyRun if i might ask, has doing this bracket made you all think of any new crapshots because of it?
Sjbarbarian: I always loved that one
matthaus_c: oh god I just looked at the third bracket, that one's gonna be brutal to vote on
Diabore: paul got into character
Juliamon: I was really hoping for a Serious Cravings win just because the audio is *so bad*
LordZarano: I voted for the winners in the first 2 brackets and the losers in the 3rd
MAPBoardgames: Aww. 'Getting in Touch' was my top pick for this bracket.
Mr_Horrible: I don't know why particularly, but my favorite part of Serious Cravings is just the ridiculous shop names
NotCainNorAbel: @beowuuf and I'm here for it
cybercobra5: Peak era for cutaways
beowuuf:
@NotCainNorAbel
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WardsarTheWriter: The cutaways really made the video for me.
MMoritz: I love the LRR list things sketches, so alternatives is my kind of things
Mr_Horrible: maybe have the packagings hanging around the set
JessKay: Yeah I could imagine cutting the video to the stores but keeping the audio rolling or something?
MommaGart: cutaways are very funny but do make pacing tricky
JessKay: It's interesting to think about, even if it won't happen
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Rhynerd: @mr_horrible or coupons.
KV1NN4: i did like the cutaways; you guys make 'em work (and probably better now with experience)
Mr_Horrible:
@Rhynerd ooh, yeah! Who can resist a sale?
korvys:
Your acting has improved in 20 years 
Bruceski: This last round is tough, but I choose to see it as "whoever wins is one I want to see."
Viewers_Like_You: Well for shooting the remakes, you'd better know your lines - you've had 20 years to memorize them!
SymphonicLolita: the telemarketers one could be so good, I really want to see it
LordZarano: Cuts: not always a stylistic choice, sometimes it's just to break up a take
wiigamer1995: whats the finals look like?
lirazel64: I think we could have more colors of shirt!
accountmadeforants: Somebody has to Change is great, but I think it delivered on its joke.
WardsarTheWriter: I really like Someone has to Change too, but there's just so much potential with Telemarketers.
MommaGart: I think Alternative to Telemarketers is the correct choice here but I do think Somebody has to Change would be very hilarious with cleaner shots and line delivery
hd_dabnado: "somebody has to change" feels like the kind of sketch that could be remade at some other future date outside of this
NonUniqueGuy: @wiigamer1995 This is the finals
Sjbarbarian: I really wanted to make them sour e all those shirts again, darn it
Rhynerd: @mr_horrible that and a coupon book for evil edibles sounds very funny to me.
Astra7525: Desert Bus shirts? ^^
cybercobra5: N choose M
Cleekru: tbh Sombody has to Change doesn't really nned a remake
Mangledpixel: or do it with full on outfits
NotCainNorAbel: ones with Fugi's face?
Mr_Horrible: Somebody Still Has To Change
MommaGart: like 4 people in the iconic shirt with the wolves and the moon
Angnor33: I was thinking you might do it with the various LRR merch shirts and desert bus shirts.
Mr_Horrible: @Rhynerd yeah, that feels great for an extra lil gag
Going_Medium: All desert bus shirts?
hd_dabnado: organic?
TheArchitectX: Everyone wearing Desert Bus shirts.
Viewers_Like_You: IDK, I enjoy the artifice of them being just plain colours
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: somebody has to change with DB shirts would've been funny
HorusFive: You don't just buy packages of solid color shirts in bulk for the home?
Gascitygaming:
all LRR merch shirts!
red_shoes_jeff: Somebody Has To Change is one of the ones that holds up the best IMO
Astra7525: I actually liked that they were all solid color shirts
Rhynerd: One part of me wonders how it would work with just various versions of 2 color shirts.
cuttlefishman: I wear solid colour t-shirts
Juliamon: The solid colours are tough for colourblindness
Angreed66: The fact that alternative to telemarketers was shot in black and white for technical reasons really pushes me to it
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: A lot of these sketches would all be improved simply by virtue of all the LRRfolk being much better actors now
Viewers_Like_You: Full three-piece suits of varying colours
MommaGart: Two people in a full piece suit? lots of potential
Rhynerd: Like everyone ends up walking out with Beej’s Closet of orange/black shirts
Cleekru: sounds like someone will submit that as a challenge for this db
Cleekru: lul
Viewers_Like_You: Six Don Cherrys trying to anti-coordinate
LordZarano: Love the DB10 cyan shirt
wiigamer1995: !vote
accountmadeforants:
Like with Bite Club 2: Vampiric Bloodgaloo starting with all but one person wearing the Bite Club shirt
red_shoes_jeff: @Viewers_Like_You Oh god, they'd blow out the windows!
accountmadeforants: !bracket
cuttlefishman: @Viewers_Like_You that's a trick, don cherry doesn't even coordinate with themself
cybercobra5: "LoadingReady"
SharktoothJack: I really enjoy James trying not to laugh during Telemarketers
Juliamon: The amount of James corpsing gives it a very strong improv feel
cuttlefishman: I can't wait until we do a bracket on the LRR DvD commentary tracks
Rhynerd: @cuttlefishman what happens to the winner(s)?
electra310: Baaaabies
SymphonicLolita: looool, and now my bird thought that was our doorbell
matthaus_c: no one says no to Satan
KV1NN4: i LOVE the shot of the heater being sneakily turned up
NonUniqueGuy: @Rhynerd They are going to remake the 3 winners
Juliamon: The thermostat gag needed WAY more payoff
cuttlefishman: @Rhynerd shhh, don't think too much
Cleekru: @Juliamon ^
LordZarano: Wait, DB11. DB10 is the grey Fallout style shirt with the gears...
emberBecky: ohh I don't think I knew Kathleen had written one this early
WardsarTheWriter: @Juliamon Maybe some CGI flames by the end of the sketch.
LoadingReadyRun: both of these video have that real good tape noise
MMoritz: agreed, Juliamon
accountmadeforants:
@Juliamon Now the payoff would be hella bills. 
Rhynerd: @nonuniqueguy for cuttlefishman’s joke bracket?
TheMerricat: Tape noise in rh
TheAinMAP:
Angreed66: The script does have lots of kathleen structural ticks
cuttlefishman: Wow, I didn't know this off hand that this was a kathleen script, but it makes so much sense in retrospect
Weizenbock_DM: OMG look at these tiny babies
Brozard: This definitely feels like a Kathleen jam
Cleekru: PONG
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Juliamon: who's ready for nundies
Davlenagain: this feels like it shoudl be a PR firm doing this
SquidVorb: Nundies
TheMerricat:
The tape noise in this one just adds to the "horror" vibe of real satanists pitching door to door. 
WardsarTheWriter: Between "Irate" and "Simulacra," I love the word choice in this sketch.
Narcuru: The tape noise to me alsways spunded like the heater kicking in. Making for a better backround payoff for the thermostat gag
matthaus_c: sauna-smoked pork, it melts on your fork
Rhynerd: I love how every time this sketch has been shown, somebody’s said “nundies”
beowuuf: nundies sounds like they get advertised on podcasts
MommaGart: Morgan sounds sultry talking about saunas there
BITs19_: I still don't get the thermostat gag
Astra7525: I don't get the joke behind turning up the thermostat. Was there any payoff besides morgan feeling hot
Narcuru: Increase the temp just like hell
cuttlefishman: I like how positive Paul is in this sketch
red_shoes_jeff: @Astra7525 No, not really.
Juliamon: BITs19_ Literally the only payoff for them turning it up was that one moment of Morgan looking uncomfortably warm
WardsarTheWriter: Maybe Paul and Graham are actual demons and like it warmer?
TheMerricat: @bits19_ the joke was they are satanists, hell is hot.
LegionLoyalist: No one was expecting the spanish inquisition reference
korvys: Love paul's spooky hand gesture on "pope mobile"
BITs19_: okay, so I'm not missing anything, alright
JadedCynic:
I love how he's blowing them out of the water, philosophically
NotCainNorAbel: I love when Morgan (and now Cam typically) go super high level
hd_dabnado: in some interpretations satan is also just an aspect of the singular god
FadedOasis: n-u-n-d-i-e-s
HorusFive: Damn philosopher ruining everything in this sketch too
Cleekru: i love how close P and G sit together on the coach... just for no apparent reason
cuttlefishman: dang nundies
KV1NN4: they secrelty raised his heating bill - devious!!
Mr_Horrible: it's not... *not* about them
type_variable: lmao
Mr_Horrible:
such a good bit
LoadingReadyRun: I don't think I actually know *what* Presbyterians believe
red_shoes_jeff:
WardsarTheWriter: Still love that jumpscare.
Angreed66: The thermostat gag just felt to me as some character work.
matthaus_c: @LoadingReadyRun probably in nundies
MyrddintheWizard: Such a good jumpscare
They_Are_Alyx: "We're rebelling for completely different reasons" is just leftist infighting
Weizenbock_DM: my glasses fixed my prebystarianism right up
cuttlefishman: @LoadingReadyRun I was a religious studies major for like 2.5 yrs and I still have no idea
JadedCynic: that is a REALLY good bit with 'The Macrame Incident"
JoviniusMaximus: Okay, "Hail satan?" "Good bye" is actually really funny
Cleekru: @They_Are_Alyx yeah...
Astra7525: brrrrrrt
Gaz_L: I feel like showing the title up front on this one kind of spoils the gag
TheAinMAP:
SquidVorb: I'd love to see this in colour
TheMerricat: I still say if this one wins, I hope they keep it in bw
WardsarTheWriter: James cracking up gets me.
Rhynerd: This might be a tough vote for me, both of these sketches were ones I’ve been previously supporting
Astra7525: @Gaz_L Yea
Cleekru: "correct...."
Juliamon: the b/w works really well as a cc feed
Juliamon: the tape noise too
korvys: Graham very much channeling Hugo Weaving here
cuttlefishman: I like the cracking up mid-bit
TheAinMAP:
cuttlefishman: it rally works
BITs19_: I enjoy James breaking
margieargie: I'm also thinking about pizza (becuase I just finished eating some)
HorusFive: That's my secret Cap'n. My stomach always hurts
WardsarTheWriter: @Juliamon Agreed. It adds to the sketchiness of the scenario.
electra310: Go fish!
Gaz_L: The Rod Serling impression is good. But it could be fun to go more for a Matrix Agent vibe
Orxolon: helllooo helloooo
Rhynerd: Part of me wonders if in the remake the pizza questions end up with them just ordering pizza.
LoadingReadyRun: I *think* Graham is doing a bit of Agent Smith in his vocal delivery
Orxolon: !brackets
cgwonder: this si a tough bracket, i feel like both of these are brilliant sketches that have equal room for polishing in a remake
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: the tape noise here makes me think of a fan or smth
NonUniqueGuy: This feels a bit like "See how many times we can make James break"
Orxolon: @LoadingReadyRun i agree
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emberBecky: love giggling James in this. I don't know.. I think I love the lack of polish here. but same in Door to Door kinda
WardsarTheWriter: Ah, I can see a bit of Agent Smith in that now that you mention it.
Desruprot:
korvys: And it still is
matthaus_c: "it's never come up!" is a "fuck" level punchline
cuttlefishman: It's a good punchline
aerohydra: whats the joke, not explaining the joke
Wicker_Guide: as someone who used to work for a survey company, it's uncomfortably true
type_variable: telemarketers could definietly imrpove from some acting and less corpsing
SquidVorb: This is gonna be a HARD choice
iSmartMan1: Now THIS one is a tough choice
MyrddintheWizard: Both of these are so good, but I would love to see a new version of both.
red_shoes_jeff: I think out of all of these, Door to Door would benefit the most from a tune-up.
JadedCynic:
I feel if it wins its bracket, the title should be renamed to something like "Alternative to Tracking Cookies" 
Juliamon: While the corpsing is funny, it's also at odds with how authentic the visuals are for the scenario
Angnor33: I was hoping for Just Drive, but I wanted Evil Corp to win this whole bracket, so...
Mr_Horrible: your delivery of "Piggyback ride! NOW!" in Just Drive is *very* good
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: ransom and just drive are both already very funny
MMoritz: just drive was very silly, but would have benefited from a tune up imho
red_shoes_jeff: Windmill slam Quantum Documentary!
accountmadeforants: Welp, that's my first loss (Evil Corp). So long, Democracy!
GreatWahooney: bah, I was hoping for Just Drive. Ransom holds up pretty well, and Just Drive could use a slight glowup
Viewers_Like_You: I definitely wanted Just Drive to win. Ransom is great, but it's fine as-is, and Just Drive has a great kernel and way more room for improvement
Juliamon: I picked Ransom just because the stinger needs an update, it was otherwise a dead heat for me
Astra7525: When I first saw "Just drive" I thought it was going to turn into an impromptu driver's ed lesson by the burglar
kusinohki: "knowing how to drive" and "have a license" don't necessarily mean the same thing...
korvys:
Not the carjacking, the carjacking when you can't drive
MMoritz: I'm surprised Evil Corp didn't get up
Gaz_L: and Wiggins can?
WardsarTheWriter: These are both fantastic sketches, but I will probably be voting Quantum Documentary because I know there's so much that can be done with a remake on it compared to Ransom.
rubikdarkwill: Would you be able to get a manual for that now?
Astra7525: @MMoritz Yea man, I was hoping for Cameron to reprise his role as supreme overloard of Evil Inc/Corp
Gekyouryuu: that's what we call "acting" children
62MGcobra: @MMoritz probably because Graham doesn't have the computer anymore.
emberBecky: ohh I like the ending XD
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red_shoes_jeff: Ending was great!
GreatWahooney: I thought the ending was pretty strong
Mangledpixel: again, very Python
Viewers_Like_You: Man, the ending of Just Drive is golden. The cops on piggy-back is a great punchline
Mr_Horrible: yeah, I like that quite a bit as a good button on the segment
cgwonder: oh i love the iggyback ending
Gekyouryuu: the cops win, as they're a truer piggy back, given they're pigs
iSmartMan1: By pre-YouTube standards
MommaGart: @Gekyouryuu LMAO
mjiig: Until Paul read the title outloud, I read that as quantum democracy several times, and was very curious what that was going to be
SymphonicLolita: it is really good! which is why it would be great to revisit it now
TheMerricat: You are. You did.
HorusFive:
100 And you still are very funny people
MAPBoardgames: I can't recall what Evil Corp was about.
TheMerricat: @mapboardgames Bill painting in the corner while the evil boss flubbs ordering a hit.
Gekyouryuu: "and for this next episode, everyone is inexplicably 14 years older, and then revert to their original age in the episode after."
Rhynerd: @mapboardgames Man with relatively new Evil Corporation attempts to get an agent to kill an enemy agent.
MAPBoardgames: Thanks @TheMerricat !
johkmil: The head of Evil Inc is in the autumnal rumble, isn’t he?
JoviniusMaximus: is Just Drive online anywhere?
Mangledpixel: Austin Powers was 97
red_shoes_jeff: Evil Corp. would've benefitted more from a tune-up, but the world NEEDS Quantum Quantum Documentary.
GreatWahooney:
@JoviniusMaximus at the very least, it's in the bracket vod 
accountmadeforants: Who needs fancy colour grading when you can just get rid of the colours!
MommaGart: @JoviniusMaximus I don't think it's on the YouTube, but you can go back to the first two vods of this on Twitch
JoviniusMaximus: thanks
loufghyslaufey:
alas, theys can onlys bees... W O N.
WardsarTheWriter: @red_shoes_jeff (Quantum)^2 Documentary
Gaz_L: even just a couple of keys and a bounce-card do wonders
llhendricks: evil llc would have been a clever update, cause you want limited liability on your evil
cuttlefishman: how many lights does LRR own now
red_shoes_jeff: @cuttlefishman Yes.
hd_dabnado: yeah having taken a photography class in my last semester of college, I understand how tedious that whole process is now
Astra7525: @cuttlefishman Four lights!
accountmadeforants: I want to see Evil Corp try to go public and have to deal with true evil - shareholder demands.
LordZarano: 2700K not good for filming, because it's not white, it's just orange
WardsarTheWriter: !bracket
LoadingReadyRun: We definitely have > 4 lights
Viewers_Like_You: Dammit, Ethan! You think this is my first Quantum Documentary? I've kidnapped... the audio cable!
loufghyslaufey: Up to this point I had only acknowledged the Quantum Doc being shot in a cabin setting; Lawl...
hd_dabnado: dang I hope this one wins
Astra7525: "Hi Brian" is such a funny delivery
johkmil: I love Ransom
BITs19_: Hi Brian~
tux789: Honestly how do you improve on this one?
Gaz_L: I love Wiggins' tough guy voice
Juliamon: I *prefer* this sketch, but I think QD has more to improve on
Astra7525: @tux789 right??
blue_lotus_designs: "You never call" 🤣
korvys: I *love* that the first shot of the girlfriend being gone is on the Matt side of the conversation, giving you *just* a moment to be like "wait, what?"
ladylinzington: @Astra7525 right? it's so good
mwlsn: The editing in this is already so good
MMoritz: Dammit Ethan!
SymphonicLolita: "this isn't my first tire rotation" is so good
TheNerdWonder: Graham's mom is quite good in this one
HorusFive:
Just tell Matt to remake this one himself 
TheAinMAP: How come the girlfriend got gagged and not the mom?
Viewers_Like_You: Yeah, Ransom is excellent already, it doesn't need a remake
Yurielx: why isn't Graham's mum in EVERY sketch? she's great xD
ANeMzero: You're on a smart phone ethan just take a picture.
MommaGart: I would feel very confident showing this as-is to someone
Zatengo: @TheAinMAP only one gag on set probably
Gekyouryuu: "language!"
Metric_Furlong: @TheAinMAP LeFarge only had the one gag
JadedCynic:
the cough to get back to the "Villain Voice'
MomoNo9: Graham's mom is adorable here.
Chesul: To be fair, they did make another one of these.
emberBecky: I'm curious what they'd do remaking this because they did pick it. But this is so good as is.
Gaz_L: the wild eyes on "I'm One Step Ahead" are great
ladylinzington: Graham does great crazy eyes. Example: Spring
cgwonder: i feel like that one is already perfect
Antimuffin: Honestly this is already perfect
Astra7525: I can see some ways to improve this, but it's already SO good
electra310: This one is already perfect
WardsarTheWriter: Funny cut at the end would be to have Matt nearly falling over in the chair, but cut before impact.
red_shoes_jeff: No notes.
Feriority:
@Zatengo What do you mean? This sketch is full of gags
JadedCynic: love the stinger
hd_dabnado: idk, the idea has a lot of room to play around with, I dont think it is so much that it needs to be improved
Metric_Furlong: @emberBecky probably lighting? I'd agree though it's one of the more curious includes (like The Break)
lirazel64: I don't know... I kind of feel that one's perfect.
JadedCynic: yeahhhh
Gekyouryuu: I can't believe minutes were STILL a thing in 2011
Diabore: oh thats a joke that wont land with todays youth
Astra7525: I had hoped for Matt to fall over in his chair in the stinger
JadedCynic:
ah
cuttlefishman: minutes are still a thing
v_nome: Are minutes still a thing? I think this every time.
SquidVorb: What's a minutes
Juliamon: Just trim off that last sentence and the stinger's fine
Viewers_Like_You: Yeah, I'm very much team QD on this vote. Ransom is solid already, but Quantum Doc has plenty of room to be tightened up, H'd and D'd, etc
JadedCynic:
the meta before 'the meta' was a thing 
Gekyouryuu: @SquidVorb 1/60 of an hour
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fastlane250: Just change it to "This is gonna cut into my data."
Astra7525: You could change it to "It's gonna cut into my datta plan"
MommaGart: @SquidVorb are you looking for a real answer?
iSmartMan1: I can't choose, they're both so good!
MomoNo9: Minutes are a thing. He's a villain with a tracfone.
accountmadeforants: @v_nome They are where I live, but it's more a distinction between Unlimited and saving 2 euros a month because you rarely call.
cuttlefishman: I hope they can still film in this office
Antimuffin: The arrival photograph is great
cuttlefishman: That'd be fun
KV1NN4: if this wins I hope this get sto be archival footage/photos XD
MommaGart: love that the "archival photo" is just them on set
cgwonder: i think this was one of the first lrr sketches i watched so i have fond memories of this
SquidVorb: Isn't this technically a Metadocumentary rather than a Quantum one?
cuttlefishman: shh
Astra7525: @KV1NN4 Just reuse the same archival footage photo from the original
MMoritz: this one has a lot of room for improvement and additional gags
accountmadeforants:
@SquidVorb Ah, old internet use of "quantum"
MomoNo9: This could be fun with additional crew
Gaz_L: @SquidVorb i think they're going for an uncertainty principle thing
Sjbarbarian: This is the easiest one for me - the concept of the video itself lends itself THE MOST to a self-referential remake!
Verrain2: I need to find a lip-reader.
Species5618Beta: So does our viewing of this video change the video?
Wicker_Guide: I think this one could benefit from being made significantly more gonzo
Sjbarbarian: It does
lirazel64: Maybe it's a metadocumentary now?
LoadingReadyRun:
unfortunately I don't know if we could film in the same location again now. This was Graham's Dad's office. they have since moved
Wicker_Guide:
I feel like the Moonbase can be made up to look this messy
SquidVorb: Green screen
Mangledpixel: and so what I decided to do was to say something in the Twitch chat, so I typed these words, you know, with a keyboard, and pressed return
LathosTiran:
3D virtual backdrop recreation?
Sjbarbarian: Make it about breaking in to film there
cuttlefishman: it was a good experience
HorusFive: "got scanners
lirazel64: Paper heaps are paper heaps
ButButTheJesus: @Mangledpixel wow, did anyone respond to you, in the chat?
HorusFive: *scanners'ed"
Lord_Hosk: I think a great new punchline for Ransom would be like "Hey I have a Uncle in Spokane who is a Left handed golfer with a tattoo on his face" and Graham responds "No... we don't really have anyone in our friend group we could cast for that"
loufghyslaufey: Or a Documentary Continuum
accountmadeforants: Well, future LRR, will it help you?
DoctorHutch: While I love this premise, I think I've missed how this is "quantum"
matthaus_c: I honestly really like how Quantum Doc has aged
WardsarTheWriter: Civil service complete!
ReachW: Documetary
electra310: I don't want either of these remade as much as I want both of the first wo
loufghyslaufey: Quantumentuary-Continuuinity...
Gaz_L: The FInal Countdown, if you will
emberBecky: see my problem is I may be voting based on how I *picture* that being made by the current group, which is a very specific vision that might not be accurate... >.>
LathosTiran: "....well I have your Hosk."
Gekyouryuu: from sketch to inked drawing
JadedCynic: democracy done
Antimuffin: I don't think they are looking to just replicate it, think of what they could do with more people, more cameras, etc
AtomicAlchemical: Documentary could do with a little touching up
Mangledpixel: ButButTheJesus it's funny you should mention that, cos I do believe there WAS a response, yes, from... ermm... I think it was ButButTheJesus, yes that was it
red_shoes_jeff: Except for the ones that aren't.
ButButTheJesus:
@Mangledpixel
Jadenim: Well, except season 1...
Mr_Horrible: but how am I supposed to say these remakes have retroactively ruined my childhood?
Gaz_L:
As long as the original is on the internet
SharktoothJack: Oh yeah, are they going to make the inaccessible videos available again?
accountmadeforants: Paul! Don't you know SEO??!! You gotta obliterate your old content so Google promotes your new, AI-generated content!
MommaGart: I'm sure they'll get put up on YouTube now that they've been resurrected for the bracket
LordZarano: Hear that George Lucas!?
cybercobra5: Remake, Remaster, Reboot
Mangledpixel: well, we'll never know
matthaus_c: have all 24 sketches do a Mass Debate
TheAinMAP: !dbcountdown
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avi_miller: The bracket made it more interesting
josh___something: Decision paralysis is a Bitch
LathosTiran: 66 dyas?!?!
ButButTheJesus: less than 10 weeks!
SquidVorb: I would have felt overwhelmed if not for the bracket
SymphonicLolita: or do a full vote, take top 12, full vote, take top 6...
iris_of_ether: It's been fun!
MomoNo9: Focus is good. I occasionally enjoy foc - ooh, what's that?
RuiFaleiro: condorcet or nothing
dankmemeter: The bracket allows for gambling
Astra7525: Clearly we needed to use Ranked Choice voting with multiple counting rounds to determine the optimal candidates
rubikdarkwill: !bracket
accountmadeforants: @LRRbot Jumpscare!
Astra7525: joking of course
TheOtherTrevor: #BlameJames
ArcLightningCanuck: The bracketing is interesting, especially when you have two that seem complete as they are up against each other.
Gaz_L: Science!
GhostValv: dang
WardsarTheWriter: Time to IP Spoof!
LegionLoyalist: Vote Early, Vote Thrice
Gaz_L: Vote Early, Not Often
Viewers_Like_You: Vote early, end of instruction.
Jadenim: @Astra7525 Or a tantine...
Lord_Hosk: You can find out what would be different Paul, YOU HAVE A TIME MACHINE! we saw it in the bracket!
DentedPockets: Vote early, vote often, commit fraud
Ryxiene:
T’anks Paul 
Mangledpixel: shh!
cybercobra5: Score voting, or riot
Juliamon: Vote Early, Vote Responsibly
matthaus_c: I don't think I can explain Multiple Transferrable Vote very well
Peter_Chordash: See you here again in another 20 years?
MomoNo9: @lord_hosk Ahem we saw it disappear...
Gaz_L: @Lord_Hosk don't be silly, they got rid of the Door To The Dinosaur Past in the moonbase move
red_shoes_jeff: @Lord_Hosk "HAD"
beowuuf: thanks paul!
rabbitgta: Thanks for stream
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lirazel64: Thank you, Paul!
blue_lotus_designs: Winners will be interesting to see
Lord_Hosk: @MomoNo9 It disappeared in the past... this is the future, so they still have it
ritchards: That said, you could talk about what you would have done for the non-winners
cgwonder: thanks paul!
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JadedCynic: o/
electra310: Thanks Paul!
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SymphonicLolita: thanks paul
matthaus_c: thanks Paul!
MyrddintheWizard: Thanks Paul.
Wicker_Guide: uhhhh buhbye
ButButTheJesus: THAMK
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Lysander_salamander: have a good afternoon!
CAKHost: Thanks for the stream!
Texan_Reverend: !schedule
ReachW: Thanks, Paul!
SymphonicLolita: LRRcana
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Mr_Horrible:
I Lorcanae wait
matthaus_c: Disney: The Trading
zed_alpha: Who won? LRR or L.R.R.?
Viewers_Like_You: The name "Lorcana" has invariably connected itself in my mind to that one Jeff Dunham bit, which isn't ideal
raulghoulia: @SymphonicLolita I spent so long trying to figure it out and it was right there
Mangledpixel: ah yes, the reason we are unlikely to see any MTG Universes Beyond products with Disney IP any time soon
red_shoes_jeff: @Mr_Horrible Aye!
matthaus_c: Ben-Ben, Graham Turner
Mr_Horrible: @Mangledpixel the Universes only go so far Beyond, for fiscal reasons
Mangledpixel: indeed
ReachW: For varying definitions of "arrived"!
TheMerricat: @mangledpixel let's be real, it was Disney. That was never in the 'ca4ds' to begin with.
TheMerricat: Cards
Mr_Horrible: Escape From Seattle, the oft-forgotten sequel to the sequel
LordZarano: PAX Pox quarantine
saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible They messed up in the hiring process and instead of kurt russell it was a young russell crowe
red_shoes_jeff: @Mr_Horrible I hear Snake Plissken has TWO eyepatches in that one!
raulghoulia: oh snap
They_Are_Alyx: YESSSS
ReachW: oooooh
beowuuf:
Mangledpixel: oh cool
LostThePirate: Ooooo
Decaped: for the next month.
loufghyslaufey: Heather; she be a bold one!
Earthenone: im guessing 2-3 months
ButButTheJesus: ooh, I'm starting BG3 tonight!
malsareus: it be a long game
Mr_Horrible: Play It Waaaaay Forward
TheMerricat: Chat outside of commander do people really ever play more than 1x1 mtg anymore?
BusTed: Heh.
WardsarTheWriter: Half-a-year commitment.
matthaus_c: Pet% is not what I thought you were gonna say
saucemaster5000: Heavypet%?
loufghyslaufey: That, or she'd try to beat Beej's Krondor streak, maybe-line...
Antimuffin: How many people tried to call dibs on that one?
Vector_Zero subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 56 months!
LRRbot:
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malsareus: so stream 1 will just be character creation right
LegionLoyalist: Oh wow... that pokemon game really bopped back in the day
breadisbest1: !next
matthaus_c: @saucemaster5000 you could call it heavy petting, sure!
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (The LoadingReadyRun crew play a board game! Game: Disney Lorcana) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (1:52 from now).
Texan_Reverend: !discord
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Texan_Reverend: !mastodon
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red_shoes_jeff: Baldur's Cafe!
Texan_Reverend: !prime
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LordZarano: Still no runs of Bear% but Sex% is down to 2 minutes 4 seconds!
red_shoes_jeff:
100
TheAinMAP:
CaptainSask subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 17 months!
CaptainSask: Did I miss it?
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, CaptainSask! (Today's storm count: 23)
SymphonicLolita: dabits
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
MyrddintheWizard: @captainsask just missed it.
CaptainSask: Nutz
emberBecky:
WardsarTheWriter: Thanks Paul! See you soon!
CAKHost: o/
TheAinMAP: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (The LoadingReadyRun crew play a board game! Game: Disney Lorcana) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (1:49 from now).
cgwonder: byeee paul
tod_vom_himmel: too late 2 minutes
tod_vom_himmel: you heard it here
Rhynerd: ‘Till then!
Earthenone: quite a bit over 2 minutes
Rhynerd: Have a good one
Antimuffin:
DeM0nFiRe:
o/
red_shoes_jeff: Two minutes, there's the endless stream ofLRR content we all know and love!
Earthenone: im looking forward to lorcana, i enjoyed both my events i went to for it and would like to see how the professional card boys see the game
LordZarano: I wonder if LRR could get an interview with Mae, the Baldur's Gate 3 speedrun record holder for Sex%? She's Canadian!
Earthenone:
i imagine it being a new card game with only one set will make pauls job so much easier
Juliamon: Well... sort of.
Earthenone: i know ben at least downloaded all the card images for the unoffical simulator so there is a database of the images oout there ready to be loaded up
Juliamon: Everything's fine on LRR's end, but hooking it up to the chatbots is another thing
Juliamon: We have a JSON file for the reader, but LRRbot isn't configured for it yet
Juliamon: DideRobot is, but timezones are a problem there
TimIAm: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (The LoadingReadyRun crew play a board game! Game: Disney Lorcana) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (1:35 from now).
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