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thraximore: right on the dot, nice
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Juliamon: Yes
Sage0fMadness: yes
Kuhfeek:
accountmadeforants: @StreetRach there is indeed music
CururuGuasu: Yes, there is music
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TehAmelie: ahpy
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Mr_Horrible: callbacks!
therepoman__: *drive impact noises*
Desruprot:
DaaxPlays: LOVED fight club!
Darleysam: gottem
philippekav: also the card skate is here !
NewtyNewts: Guess I'm gonna have to go check the vods
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wheeler has his poker level sunglasses on
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Juliamon: !hoodie
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BrowneePoints: a Goodie?
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therepoman__: Sun, yes. Heat, no
RockPusher: The Sun is a Deadly Lazer!
BjjBrain: not a fan of the sun lol
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superdude097: I could live without the sun... for about 8 minutes
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NewtyNewts: Sirius, or Cerberus?
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Bracket0451:
We owe so much to him
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CastleOtranto: Sheldon was a true giant of the Magic community
NewtyNewts:
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thraximore:
Mr_Horrible: Left the world significantly better than he found it
Bracket0451: Well said, Wheeler
BrowneePoints: And let me tell ya Chat, the number of L5 judges there are/were are very, very few
Sage0fMadness: Hear Hear
Thefluffiestguineapig: I toasted for that
lackingsanity: Kicker?
BrowneePoints: Sheldon loved Magic with all his heart, and had more patience than most by far
Earthenone: every mechanic is kicker, smart of wheeler to demand all the cards
Fruan: "Celebration Aggro" is my favorite new phrase
BrowneePoints: Armont and her Furry Cadre
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Fruan That is a wonderful phrase I am going to use the next time my cats get the zoomies
Sage0fMadness: Armont goes to Furrycon
Thefluffiestguineapig: So Azorias
BrowneePoints: Armont goes to Midwest FurFest
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sage0fMadness But does she take the Fursuit vehicle?
BrowneePoints: Every vehicle is a fursuit vehicle if you aren't a coward
adambomb625: 1
Thefluffiestguineapig: 0!
BrowneePoints: oh snap!
laikagoat: 4, 2 of which went 0-3. so doin great over here
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints But that's with a lower case f, there has only been one Fursuit vehicle with a capital F
Mai_Andra: Team 0. I love faeries, though. and Azorius Flyers is my jam. I should try to play this set. I keep saying that, though...
thraximore: go nelly!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mai_Andra If I was not in the middle of a horrible job search I would try to get into Arena but right now I have to spend all my effort pretending to be a "functional" human
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Also I just realized that the people who really wanted to play poker probably honed their poker faces at competitive drafts
janmelantu: don’t be a coward james
Fanklok: !card garbage fire
LRRbot: Garbage Fire [2R] | Instant | Reveal Garbage Fire as you draft it and note how many cards you've drafted this draft round, including Garbage Fire. / Garbage Fire deals damage to target creature equal to the highest number you noted for cards named Garbage Fire.
Sage0fMadness:
Repercussion 
Thefluffiestguineapig: Serge's curve is optimized
BrowneePoints: the format has fast decks Serge, but not like...lightning fast
janmelantu: @Thefluffiestguineapig It’s more of a wall
adambomb625: Not an issue to draft 3 drops unless OP has Talion
Desruprot: this is a very interesting set to draft
Thefluffiestguineapig: @janmelantu It's an overhang to rock climb up then smooth sailing
ElektroTal: i got completely dumpstered by spreading seas today. hit my only mountain
janmelantu: Who doesn’t love an beach on an Island?
BrowneePoints: well in the lore Nelly, that Castle, which is normally surrounded by a Moat, got COMPLETELY flooded
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@ElektroTal Would you say you were put into the sea? 
NewtyNewts: Reading the 1000 words explains the 1000 words
janmelantu: “Looking at the Art Explains the Art”
BrowneePoints: yea, I think there's like, an enchanted source of water that fills the moat that's maintained by Vantress Wizards, and since peeps be eepy, the water be seeping
KeytarCat: @BrowneePoints 😹
MasterShley:
That skateboard really needs some kind of obnoxious noise maker attached to it for every time it's pushed across the table. 
Mazrae: Hello drafters
BrowneePoints: watch Nelly become an AKI main
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MasterShley Next up on TTSF, Ian demonstrates the sound he wants in his electric car on the card skate!
BrowneePoints: that's a heck of a rare
BrowneePoints: that James opened
Thefluffiestguineapig: ! card Just Fne
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think that should be in the next Un set
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also sorry didn't mean to trigger the command
thraximore:
tremors 
janmelantu: “How is this still in the pack” -Words said after 1 pick
Sage0fMadness: @Thefluffiestguineapig also needs to be a card called "How is THIS still in the pack"
thraximore: noooo
thraximore:
Fanklok: P1p1 basic land to assert dominance
lackingsanity: gw?
janmelantu: Nelson, that card is both better and worse than you think
Scixarite: Hope James can pivot safely
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Fanklok Not the dumbest way for a nerd to assert dominance
Scixarite: Nelson's draft is working very well
as_ever_ellesandra: creature land please
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sage0fMadness Also some kind of "Pack 3 Pivot" where it makes your land color requirements more difficult to balance
adambomb625: Buy a collector's booster to assert dominance
NewtyNewts: frac attac
BusTed:
Haroldholmes25: frack
Thefluffiestguineapig: FRACK
philippekav: frak ?
SpoonfullOfSugar: Frog..no wait
Kuhfeek: frack
Astramentha: frock
Juliamon: No frack pls
Thefluffiestguineapig: Now I want to watch BSG again and can't because of paywalls ;C
BrowneePoints: No Hecks, No Fricks, No Double Decker Dickensian Perverts
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Thefluffiestguineapig: :C
janmelantu: I got second in my prerelease because my opponent had a Creature Land in my final game and I had sided out my spreading seas
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah!! Why can't I get that emoji to trigger!
Haroldholmes25: really excited to see what mischief adam and wheeler are getting into over there
Scixarite: Greeed
midnightcurryjazz: :c
ElektroTal: why is this still in the rat?
Haroldholmes25:
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ElektroTal Their digestive systems are very short
NewtyNewts: Get the bucks in the crabbet!
Thefluffiestguineapig: A fun goofy canlander deck would be carcinisized trebuchets
Thefluffiestguineapig: You would need to go back to get enough density of spells and creatures probably
Scixarite: rats go nyoom!
janmelantu: I would hope Serge “Hedron Crab” Yager would pick the Fraying Sanity
t7112: echo on the sound?
NewtyNewts: Your computer in the other room is on
t7112: thanks!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Scixarite Only if they ride on the card skate (also videos of pet rats riding on skateboards are precious and wonderful)
t7112: yep, the other room had the same show on!
enbyKriss:
Ohhhh, there's a little card wagon! I thought James had the slickest card send across a table I had ever seen 
janmelantu: don’t let your memes just be dreams
Thefluffiestguineapig: @enbyKriss They do, it's been systematized for all of LRR!
Juliamon: The card skate is a questionable improvement over the card dolly
Fanklok: We should have Ian forge some kind of autonomous card delivery system for these drafts
Juliamon: it's fun cranking the dolly, but also more work
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon That is true, the one thing is it gets stuck in the middle less often
Zoltaris: Just a little catapult
NewtyNewts: A Paul Saunders magic device.
Scixarite: James has...a pile
shendaras: Will Adam's 3rd pack also be terrible?
jarnatan: Just install a conveyor belt around the entire table. Think of the entertainment value of the drafters struggling to pick fast enough!
Zoltaris: Or a little conveyor belt
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Fanklok Honestly have Ian and Alex work together on construction and the hardware then have whoever wants to kitbash it into a weird art car[d transport]
BrowneePoints: or like a felt belt that goes around the table
BrowneePoints: you can put the pack on it and the other person can pull
jarnatan: They can repurpose the fan belt from Saabine
NewtyNewts: With a ribbon the length of the table draped on either end?
LoadingReadyRun:
clearly we need a little river around the table with boats holding the cards
BrowneePoints: I was trying to think of materials that wouldn't damage the table lol @jarnatan
Thefluffiestguineapig: For those who don't know there is an actual find of art piece which is an art car. There have been a couple generations of a nightmare inducing Doll Car in the area I live in
Thefluffiestguineapig: @LoadingReadyRun That sounds like a LRL segment. Draft then before they drown!
Juliamon: I've only seen one art car in person, and it was Happy Meal toys
enbyKriss:
@LoadingReadyRun 
citizen_pain: I pulled rhystic study and leyline of anticipation at prerelease, that was a fun time
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, I have the dubious distinction of seeing several of them, including one where they had to modify it because their mosaic pieces were deemed too shiny to be safe for other drivers
Dog_of_Myth:
BusTed:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Lul
Nukified: uh oh
Diabore: feel sorry for the person adams against
Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam with another galaxy brain moment
thebrainnopinky: What pack is this
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baltimore_667083:
jarnatan: Who washes the washmen?
shendaras: @thebrainnopinky This is the 3rd pack
Durzo_Blint_: KEKW
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Diabore Unless it's red black rats. Then its a race
IbunWest: Wheeler has 3 square meals what more do you need
NewtyNewts: Oofa
jundinator: Hi LRR
thebrainnopinky: @shendaras ty
definenull:
Fruan: Is Adam the smartest man alive? Signs point to yes.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @IbunWest As is being argued to some state divisions in charge of SNAP benefits: basic toiletries!
jundinator: Is drafting almost over
Thefluffiestguineapig: That way you don't get thrown out of the convention center
StreetRach: @jundinator yes
Diabore: actual 4 blue cards
SkiaSymphonia: Its never too late to pivot. I mean it wont be effective. but its never too late
StreetRach: They're on the last pack.
jundinator:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or sent to the person with the Axe incense "burner"
jarnatan: drafting will continue until deck construction improves
Nightecho06: is everyone on a theme or someting?
jundinator: I see Nelson got red black
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @jundinator I think your powers might not have activated this draft but you never know
Diabore: oh thisll be a great round
Haroldholmes25: me and who?!
jundinator: What powers @thefluffiestguineapig
midnightcurryjazz: beast mode
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Haroldholmes25 Couldn't be, then who!
Tevildo: !findquote you
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
StreetRach: Yeah, red seemed very open.
StreetRach: So Nelson profited.
Tevildo: !findquote adam
LRRbot: Quote #5777: "Adam knows NOTHING!" —Bengineering [2019-01-29]
Thefluffiestguineapig: @jundinator Sorry, I saw "jundinator" and thought you were like the terminator but by spreading jund color alignments
jundinator: Oh
Thefluffiestguineapig: !findquote Nothing
Thefluffiestguineapig: Goddamn it! LRRbot and I are not syncing up today
NotCainNorAbel: !bracket
Alas_Babylon: !quote nothing
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Alas_Babylon: Touche
Juliamon: oh, let me update that
Tevildo: !findquote nothing
LRRbot: Quote #917: "What new Hell is here? Nothing!" —Paul [2015-10-21]
photosinensis: PAPER FIGHT! You're gonna fight for 20 life!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Honestly if it was a quote from LRRbot from the bad advice I got earlier it would be hilarious
Tevildo: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: the hairiest gherkin
Thefluffiestguineapig: @photosinensis Someone might even be fighting for the right to party so hard they hurt your
Thefluffiestguineapig: NO
Thefluffiestguineapig: Bad LRRbot
Thefluffiestguineapig: No hairy gherkins!!
BrowneePoints: chat, should I get Burgers or Mexican
jarnatan: Yes
superdude097: Mexican Burgers
Earthenone: !vaselineorbarcodealloneword
LRRbot: Vaseline!
TheThirdTail: I haven't had a good burger in months...
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints Depends, are you near good tacos?
Juliamon: Make a burger taco
Earthenone: burgers it is
IbunWest:
Juliamon: or a burgerrito
BrowneePoints: bunch of knuckleheads all of ya
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Earthenone that was well played
definenull: Isn't a burger taco a hotdog
Astramentha: American quesadillas
NewtyNewts: phphphttt
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Astramentha Which means they have only the Kraft singles and the chicken is dry
AdamYMHMI: @BrowneePoints Put a beef taco between two buns, melt some cheese on it, and bam: Taco Burger
BrowneePoints: that's not what a taco burger is
Tevildo: !badadvice
LRRbot: Attack the Shopkeeper.
jarnatan: Now I want a pizza burger
AdamYMHMI: Okay, put a taco into a ground beef patty, then put that in a bun, into a tortilla.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints Also for real though, tacos sound amazing right now but that's just me and I'm gf so burgers are tricky for me
mandieswithfrog: woh
mandieswithfrog: beejlander
Thefluffiestguineapig: @AdamYMHMI The question was this or that, not create the Turducken of these foods. Also that's only two kinds of food, we would need a third in order for it to line up
StreetRach: Wait. What? Is Beejlander on the schedule?
Juliamon: Around here at least, the Mexican places are the least aware of what 'gluten-free' means
BrowneePoints: biggest problem taco wise is i'd want to get some Birria and the place that does Birria isn't great for price-to-serving size @Thefluffiestguineapig
AdamYMHMI: @Thefluffiestguineapig I refuse to accept binaries of food! Fuse it all!
Tevildo: Beejlander next friday
StreetRach: Oh heck yeah! Let's go!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Honestly I can more easily parse the menu into what is actually a gf option and they will substitute corn tortillas for me
Juliamon: my mom asked if the tortilla chips were fried in the same oil as anything gluten, and they said "no" so she asked if they fried the chimichangas in there and they said "yes"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints Oh, that does so good, but if that's not great price wise if your burger craving is more doable then go for it
iris_of_ether:
@Juliamon As someone else who's mandatory GF: 
jarnatan: Asked once if there were nuts in the cake and the cook said no. I asked what the chocolate spread on top of it was, and she said nutella
Juliamon: and the OTHER place couldn't promise their enchiladas or tamales were GF
Wicker_Guide: @Juliamon necessary followup question "Do you know what gluten is?"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @iris_of_ether Yeah, for me it depends on figuring out how to make it easy to translate. When I used to travel for horse shows I figured out a wide variety of creative ways to suss out what didn't have gluten exposure
BrowneePoints: cultural stuff too
Thefluffiestguineapig: Rural TN chain restaurants were more difficult than some of the Mexican places because at least they know the ingredients at the Mexican places
AdamYMHMI: It's tough to guarantee anything is gluten free in a working kitchen that's not dedicated to it, since for some GF folks, even cursory contact with it is enough to do harm.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon The tamales not being gf baffles me to no end. I know in the US they put things in that don't need to be there (see corn syrup) but come on
Juliamon: yeah, we stopped going there entirely because HOW ARE YOU GETTING GLUTEN IN YOUR TAMALES
iris_of_ether: D:
BrowneePoints: yea, Mexican food is not what I'd call Gluten Allergy/Celiac Friendly
jarnatan: Well maybe they, like the creator of the Hot Tamales song, don't actually know what tamales are
Juliamon: We started going there originally BECAUSE they said they had GF options
Thefluffiestguineapig: One of the other things I sometimes struggle with is I will go to a place and they won't know I don't mean something like Keto
LRRbot: Griffin Aerie [1W] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your end step, if you gained 3 or more life this turn, create a 2/2 white Griffin creature token with flying.
Thefluffiestguineapig: So a lot of times they will say their mashed potatoes have gluten and I'll ask what's in there besides potatoes and they will say "nothing"
Juliamon: Keto has done a lot of unintentional damage to gluten-intolerant folks
Thefluffiestguineapig: Why did LRRbot supply that card? Testing?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Yuuuuuup
BrowneePoints: Thanks Fad Dieters
Juliamon: Someone tossed it on the table
iris_of_ether: I once had to email a company frantically to tell them that their barley-containing meal was not, in fact, gluten free. They apologized and said they were training the staff newbies
DMGlol:
they're putting cards on the reader 
asthanius: Ghosts and also testing
jarnatan: The card reader in the studio is hot even during breaks, so someone probably just put the card there
midnightcurryjazz: wait!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @asthanius At least the ghosts aren't doing what they did the first Bonus Bracket stream
definenull: It's true
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asthanius: Not much, you?
Wicker_Guide: HItthhh
BrowneePoints: SOME of us, have SINUS issues!
baskwalla: how did he know?
definenull: You got me
chumpXL: That's me
Mr_Horrible: that's not a card name at all! D:
NewtyNewts: Let's see if LRRbot still does the thing
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey, I'm a degenerate thank you!!
saucemaster5000: Hey! I don't breathe with my mouth
LordManiMani:
DMGlol:
me 
Lawblades: Hi you beautiful nose-breathing elf
NewtyNewts: !card greta
LRRbot: Did you mean: Greta, Sweettooth Scourge; Ogre Taskmaster
Diabore: 2 no sleevers
Dog_of_Myth: That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me....
HadesLeprechaun: do you...not...breath with your mouth?
couchboyj: I feel seen, thank you streamer
NewtyNewts: dang
janmelantu: I can absolutely be searched up by goblin matron
NotCainNorAbel: nice
BrowneePoints: more like 0-Fun
Uzumaki15: Hey, I mouth breath because of allergies thank you very much
rosesmcgee: Sorry James! I didn't want him to hurt you!
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RockPusher:
dewrules235: I have a nasal condition!
matthaus_c: where are you going?!
Badchop: They're sad because they're both UNSLEEVED HEATHENS.
Fanklok: Do we need separate you three?
DMGlol: at least they can be sad together
LRRbot: Griffin Aerie [1W] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your end step, if you gained 3 or more life this turn, create a 2/2 white Griffin creature token with flying.
Badchop: May you both lose all your in-game life simultaneously
NotCainNorAbel:
so all for wins
BrowneePoints: well, james started in green, and then opened a MEGA bomb pack 2
Technic_AL: god I miss playing casual mtg
cheshire_creeper: Oh. Griffin Aerie. You tried to draft around Griffin Aerie. that's...kinda not good...
definenull: So yall cut each other
MurphEP: lmao
DMGlol:
Thefluffiestguineapig: How was there four white drafters?
Diabore: @cheshire_creeper good with food
matthaus_c: so you're saying whoever drafted UR Spells just had a field day
LRRbot: Toadstool Admirer [G] | Creature — Ouphe [1/1] | Ward {2} / {3}{G}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Toadstool Admirer.
Badchop: I want a Griffin typal commander deck to work
janmelantu: @cheshire_creeper Ruin your evening dot deck in limited
Lawblades: oof
LRRbot: Troublemaker Ouphe [1G] | Creature — Ouphe [2/2] | Bargain / When Troublemaker Ouphe enters the battlefield, if it was bargained, exile target artifact or enchantment an opponent controls.
jarnatan: All the good white card.
BrowneePoints: wait what? That Ouphe is a perfectly good 1 drop!
LRRbot: Rootrider Faun [1G] | Creature — Satyr Scout [1/3] | {T}: Add {G}. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
DMGlol: Ouphes are so hot right now
philippekav: it's a ouphe off
Badchop: Anybody can 1v1 Wheeler, just bring sleeved cards and you already win
janmelantu: @DMGlol you should probably collect them
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @Badchop Honestly a deck where the griffin type creatures (hypogriffs, the weird crane doom creature, some of the winged stags) all came together would be rad
definenull: What the goozle scale
Thefluffiestguineapig: @janmelantu Are they are hot as douphes?
LRRbot: Beanstalk Wurm // Plant Beans | Beanstalk Wurm [4G] | Creature — Plant Wurm [5/4] | Reach // Plant Beans [1G] | Sorcery — Adventure | You may play an additional land this turn.
BrowneePoints: plant some BEANS
Badchop: @Thefluffiestguineapig Maybe work some shapeshifters in there
MurphEP: Beans?
LRRbot: Redtooth Genealogist [2G] | Creature — Elf Advisor [2/3] | When Redtooth Genealogist enters the battlefield, create a Royal Role token attached to another target creature you control.
Lawblades: HUH
BrowneePoints: he misread it at Gynecologist
BrowneePoints: as*
RayFK: James never say that again
Thefluffiestguineapig: Whoops!
BusTed:
matthaus_c:
@RayFK or, you could tweet it 
janmelantu: Roll for Royalty?
Lawblades: Does ward stack?
bytecaster: Yes
Pharmacistjudge: sorta
Lawblades: ty
Badchop: I think it's "ward 1, then ward 2"
baskwalla: They need gynecologists too
Badchop: but basically
Thefluffiestguineapig: That might be a powerful nickname possiblity
definenull: Separate instances?
Pharmacistjudge: it's separate triggers, but in essence they do
janmelantu: @Lawblades they have to pay for each one separately or it gets countered
Sage0fMadness: Is the Royal going to Rumble?
Pharmacistjudge: it's harder to stifle
bytecaster: Every ward is a separate trigger.
LRRbot: The Princess Takes Flight [2W] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Exile up to one target creature. / II — Target creature you control gets +2/+2 and gains flying until end of turn. / III — Return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wheeler, not every card in the draft is automatically yours
Lawblades: nice land drop... WHEELER
definenull: With cheese?
Pharmacistjudge: it has an egg on it
Pharmacistjudge: it's a royale
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's a land drop.....With a Gun!!
BrowneePoints: i was also gonna make that joke @Pharmacistjudge
YeetTheRich_:
saucemaster5000: We put them all in one basket
LRRbot: Beanstalk Wurm // Plant Beans | Beanstalk Wurm [4G] | Creature — Plant Wurm [5/4] | Reach // Plant Beans [1G] | Sorcery — Adventure | You may play an additional land this turn.
matthaus_c: Wheeler personally designed KCI
Pharmacistjudge: great ideas @BrowneePoints
jarnatan: My brother in Tourach, you made the deck
BrowneePoints: can we take a moment to appreciate the art on that Wurm
LRRbot: Howling Galefang [2GG] | Creature — Beast [4/4] | Vigilance / Howling Galefang has haste as long as you own a card in exile that has an Adventure.
definenull: Awoo!
AdamYMHMI: I want to animate a food token and then put a royal token on it so I can have a Cheese with Royal
janmelantu: We’re driving Cadillacs in our Dreams!
Lawblades: adventure beast
Simonark: Benjamin “Big Oeuf” Wheeler.
definenull: This is the fixed questing beast
iris_of_ether: Vrooom
matthaus_c: Bargain Bin Sif
Thefluffiestguineapig: Beep beep!
Pharmacistjudge: questing beast needs no fixing
bytecaster: I like that dog, I think it's neat!
LordManiMani: Wow the deep cut
LRRbot: Faerie Fencing [XB] | Instant | Target creature gets −X/−X until end of turn. That creature gets an additional −3/−3 until end of turn if you controlled a Faerie as you cast this spell.
AdamYMHMI:
@Pharmacistjudge Well it does if you're only splashing green for it 
janmelantu: @Pharmacistjudge It’s got Planeswalker deathtouch!
LRRbot: Archon's Glory [W] | Instant | Bargain / Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If this spell was bargained, that creature also gains flying and lifelink until end of turn.
photosinensis: I just realized that y'all have a Disregard Commons, Acquire Legacy Foils custom sleeve. Which is great for actual tournament-legal Lands.
baskwalla: They weren't a good bargain
Incognitolens: you get the redtooth back rad?
couchboyj: Please spay or neuter your Questing Beast, the shelters are already full.
matthaus_c: we see Adam's deck and he has Beseech The Mirror
BrowneePoints: @Incognitolens he bargained the saga with trigger on the stack
Thefluffiestguineapig: If I ever find a place I am comfortable learning the meta of MtG and how to draft I want the EDSC sleeves so badly
Incognitolens: @BrowneePoints ice e
matthaus_c: every time you go to the store it titillates Beej
definenull: And it makes beej happy. Don't you want to make beej happy?
iris_of_ether: Sensible Chuckle
FofoATL: bring me my glasses.
photosinensis: I now feel dirty, because I bought those sleeves.
couchboyj: Jund em out? Don't mind if I do, son.
YeetTheRich_: my parents don't even really understand english
janmelantu:
lander
Diabore: @BrowneePoints not with it on the stack, in upkeep, sagas trigger main phase
Simonark: So much more erudite than mono-coloured sleeves!
Lawblades: those middle-aged Canadians made me chuckle, Jarvis. Send them 5 Patreon funny money
Thefluffiestguineapig: @couchboyj If you don't have a carrier of appropriate size you can borrow one from you local guardpost
freshmaker__: Every time I hear about someone making beej happy it ends up getting clipped.
LRRbot: Agatha's Champion [4G] | Creature — Human Knight [4/4] | Bargain / Trample / When Agatha's Champion enters the battlefield, if it was bargained, it fights up to one target creature you don't control.
Gascitygaming:
can we get a 'titillate the beej' in advice? 
Simonark: Gherkin incoming
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is a fast format
photosinensis:
And somehow, I titillated
BrowneePoints: @Diabore true. slight difference. same effect
Pharmacistjudge: i'm not your buddy guy
BrowneePoints: Nah, this format isn't that fast
jarnatan: It can't be a fast format with all this food around
LRRbot: Eriette's Tempting Apple [4] | Legendary Artifact — Food | When Eriette's Tempting Apple enters the battlefield, gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Eriette's Tempting Apple: You gain 3 life. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Eriette's Tempting Apple: Target opponent loses 3 life.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Pharmacistjudge Well I'm not your guy buddy
photosinensis: Could someone spray Beej with water for me?
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definenull: Apple!
bytecaster: Can I offer you an apple in these trying times?
definenull: Some amount of magic the gathering was had
BrowneePoints: like, All Will be one was a Fast Format, I think this is a format with fast decks, but isn't necessarily "fast"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @bytecaster Think of all the products from the keynote!
deadmessenge: RIP Sheldon. Pour one up for a real one. I didnt agree with everything with him, either in MTG or RL, but the times we played he was gracious and he did a fuckton for MTG. Bury him with a HOF ring.
Lawblades: Chat, has Wheeler weighed in on whether the candy trail qualifies as an egg?
YeetTheRich_: keeping unsleeved cards in your pocket is such a power move
Simonark: Well, in All Will Be One everyone only had ten life.
BrowneePoints: yep at the ppr @Lawblades
janmelantu: @Lawblades Oh it’s definitely an egg
Gascitygaming: drafted a rats deck the other day with impact tremors and goblin bombardment, mmm chef kiss
photosinensis: Oh, I'll pour a 40 out for Sheldon.
definenull: Probably candy eggs
freshmaker__: cadbury creme eggs
couchboyj: Cadbury egg?
Simonark: Is Cadbury on Eldraine?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints As someone who is not very draft literate can you explain that difference to me? Is it that AWBO was almost every possibility was fast and here only some decks are fast?
jarnatan: Cadsacrifice egg, surely
BrowneePoints: Yep @Thefluffiestguineapig
BrowneePoints: the overall speed of AWBO was very fast
matthaus_c: !findquote bad juju
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Gascitygaming: they ARE though
Lawblades: D:
neylok7575: Preach
Blakemcm: Preach!
LRRbot: Toadstool Admirer [G] | Creature — Ouphe [1/1] | Ward {2} / {3}{G}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Toadstool Admirer.
midnightcurryjazz: they are
neisan2112: FACTSSSS!!!!!
SnowBuddy18: it's true
IbunWest: AGREE
laikagoat: correct
Dog_of_Myth: Preach it Adam
saucemaster5000: Low tier chocolate
DMGlol: TRUE
NotCainNorAbel: The current ones are absolutely are bad
Thefluffiestguineapig: The ones in North America are
couchboyj: Hard agree
LRRbot: Armory Mice [1W] | Creature — Mouse [3/1] | Celebration — Armory Mice gets +0/+2 as long as two or more nonland permanents entered the battlefield under your control this turn.
DaVeganPolice: so brave
BrowneePoints: and this format HAS some decks that can be real fast, but overall isn't fast
Lawblades: ADAM YOU HAVE TO FREEZE THEM
Kumakaori:
because you have the NA recipe adam 
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matthaus_c: take so cold it taps for snow
Thefluffiestguineapig: But all US chocolate is just the worst
BrowneePoints: and yea British Cadburies are WAY better Adam
LRRbot: Collector's Vault [2] | Artifact | {2}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. Create a Treasure token.
Alness49: Never seen a chat be so wrong.
Simonark: The only good thing about Cadbury crème eggs is the Mitchell and Webb sketch about them
Kumakaori: @BrowneePoints thisssss
AdamYMHMI: No, we agree with you as Americans
saucemaster5000: We know it's bad
asthanius: I mean yeah
RockPusher: The old style Aus/NZ ones were very good - current ones, not so much
iris_of_ether: Man's not wrong
TheThirdTail: Our garbage is pretty bad
Dog_of_Myth: Agree.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup, that is so bad
Gascitygaming: I discovered way too late about FREEZING pop tarts, it's a revelation
rosesmcgee: Cadbury is british
Blakemcm: you can buy good chocolate in America if you have the money
asthanius: Again, we know
photosinensis: They're an idea that sounds great, but the execution failed the idea.
Alas_Babylon: Sorry bud, we agree on that too
WavesOfBabies: Wheeler speaking the truth
BrowneePoints: Canadian Maple Syrup? Mid. Vermont is better
CaptinOfBeez: they also ahve been caught reducing the size year over year while keeping the price
jarnatan: Look in the world of chocolate there's aero bars and then there's everything else
LRRbot: Return from the Wilds [2G] | Sorcery | Choose two — / • Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / • Create a 1/1 white Human creature token. / • Create a Food token.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @rosesmcgee But they have a seperate US manufacturing division
MrBunnyMan: yeah, they are garbage
Lawblades: American chocolate is just soy lecithin mixed with brown
freshmaker__: you can freeze anything if youre brave enough
Gascitygaming: omg, they're so good frozen, they turn into like a jelly
DMGlol:
why would you freeze pop tarts though
saucemaster5000: look at this non-frozen pop tart enjoeyr
Coricket: You can freeze anything
Alas_Babylon: Did you know you can *microwave* Pop Tarts? Take the foil off obviously, but 3 seconds on High does it
Dog_of_Myth: Frozen pop tarts are great.
jarnatan: What does frozen fire look like
djalternative: I was always told that our chocolate was bad because in the age of the ship trade, the cocoa rotted on the ship and americans got used to that flavor
BrowneePoints: and American chocolate runs the Gamut. Hershey's is the worst
photosinensis: Soy lecithin is brown, though.
AdamYMHMI: Cadbury eggs are at their best frozen, which is still not saying much about them.
rosesmcgee: @Thefluffiestguineapig And Cadbury allows them to manufacture shitty chocolate in the US
LRRbot: Curse of the Werefox [2G] | Sorcery | Create a Monster Role token attached to target creature you control. When you do, that creature fights up to one target creature you don't control.
definenull: Delaying the inevitable
LuckyBonsai: Canadian superiority until you realize you're just America but less popular /s
janmelantu: @djalternative No, the sourness of Hershey’s comes from the process created by Hershey
Thefluffiestguineapig: You can blame the corn lobby for just how horrific chocolate is
photosinensis: Because the US allows for the manufacture of shitty chocolate.
BrowneePoints: Nope. To make them Shelf stable Hershey's? I think pioneered an additive to make them shelf stable that makes them have a slight vomit aftertaste to some @djalternative
Lawblades: photosinensis Why you have to call me out like that D:
saucemaster5000: ever watch someone cry while chewing on a frozen egg?
BrowneePoints: cuz it uses a chemical compound that vomit ALSO has
CaptinOfBeez: Yep Hershey had to make the chocolate unique so the yused something similar to stomach acid
baskwalla: ook ook
RockPusher:
Kaaannaaa: Tastes like the ignorance of childhood to me
photosinensis: @Lawblades Because I know damn well how to make cannabis extract, and the lecithin is absolutely necessary for that process.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @photosinensis And just bad food products (and a lot of allergy unfriendly foods in general)
Kaaannaaa: Yum yum
CururuGuasu: M-M-M-Monster Role!
ab50luteunit: Frozen Caramilk is amazing
betweenmyself: The trick with PopTarts is to alternate freezing and toasting them for several dozen cycles to denature the molecules until they become an unidentifiable grey goop.
BrowneePoints: it wasn't JUST to be Unique. it was specifically to make them shelf stable longer
Pharmacistjudge: like US nationally branded chocolate bars is overall not as good as Canadian nationally branded chocolate bars. but when you go to smaller companies and specialty chocolates, the US does fine
jarnatan: Dr. Who's On First?
AdamYMHMI: You have played us again, Adam. We are like puppets on your strings!
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BrowneePoints: Frozen Peanut Butter Twix is amazing. and that's not a joke. @LoadingReadyRun
asthanius: Frozen hot pockets
squ3e: Gotta make it last through winter
Nukified: Canadian "comedians" yep...
Coricket: Frozen underwear
RockPusher:
Frozen underwear in summer…
janmelantu: Warm Poptarts are terrible
HoneyJack07: Frozen Reese’s
Gascitygaming: next time you buy pop tarts, take one bag and put it in the freezer, fruit flavours are best for this, just trust me
saucemaster5000: you ever try weed.... Frooooozren?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Freezing makes the sweetness less overwhelming
Clockwork_Penguin: Cadburys been owned kraft for like 20 years now
Thefluffiestguineapig: Same reason that iced coffee warmed up would be disgusting
Tiber727: @Pharmacistjudge Well yes, it's almost as if we know how to make good food, but major corps don't want to spend any money.
couchboyj: @saucemaster5000 Its a trip!
photosinensis: Hot pockets are the failson of the stromboli.
BrowneePoints: Frozen Snickers are also REALLY good
WavesOfBabies: If Cadbury is owned by Kraft why haven't they made Cadbury Dinner yet
LRRbot: Besotted Knight // Betroth the Beast | Besotted Knight [3W] | Creature — Human Knight [3/3] // Betroth the Beast [W] | Sorcery — Adventure | Create a Royal Role token attached to target creature you control.
AdamYMHMI: Unrestricted capitalism is just a race to the bottom.
midnightcurryjazz: stop being my dad wheeler
photosinensis: @WavesOfBabies I mean, they *do* if you try hard enough.
Alas_Babylon: @WavesOfBabies God that's cursed
BrowneePoints: the reason I like so many frozen candy bars is the local pool in my youth would sell frozen candy bars
BrowneePoints: and god they were good on a hot day
LRRbot: Knightly Valor [4W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When Knightly Valor enters the battlefield, create a 2/2 white Knight creature token with vigilance. / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has vigilance.
LRRbot: Faerie Fencing [XB] | Instant | Target creature gets −X/−X until end of turn. That creature gets an additional −3/−3 until end of turn if you controlled a Faerie as you cast this spell.
definenull: That's a good one
janmelantu: Frozen Chocolate is great because it’s very snappy
Lawblades: Is a royal oof like when Prince Andrew talked about not sweating in that interview?
Clockwork_Penguin: No, celebrations are nestle
AdamYMHMI: @BrowneePoints I like them because most chocolate I can find doesn't have any real snap, so it provides texture in candy that just doesn't otherwise have it. And yeah, the hot day thing is so true.
DeM0nFiRe: Wow can't believe they printed a card with Horsemanship in this set
matthaus_c: Horsd'ouvremanship
AzaleaCloud: Trombopoline
Thefluffiestguineapig: @AdamYMHMI The real question is how heavy are the diving weights on that particular individual
citizen_pain: denimwalk?
YeetTheRich_: go outside touch bog
Alas_Babylon: Flying, deathtouch, vigilance, pogchamp
janmelantu: Partner With EGG
princess_intell: about an hour ago, i cast my first turn-1 dark ritual into liliana last hope. it felt illegal and wonderful.
WavesOfBabies: Bojukawalk
Diabore: 6/4?
LRRbot: Archon's Glory [W] | Instant | Bargain / Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If this spell was bargained, that creature also gains flying and lifelink until end of turn.
Alas_Babylon: @princess_intell That's how they get you
LoadingReadyRun:
I'm imagining all these frozen treats were discovered at the same time in a vending machine/liquid Nitrogen accident
LRRbot: Rootrider Faun [1G] | Creature — Satyr Scout [1/3] | {T}: Add {G}. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
Gascitygaming: it's now canon @LoadingReadyRun
Diabore: its a 3/1 with +3/+3 right? so its a 6/4?
LRRbot: Cooped Up [1W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature can't attack or block. / {2}{W}: Exile enchanted creature.
jarnatan: Paul this isn't a Pooper Heroes origin story!
matthaus_c: @LoadingReadyRun much like the bedroom applications
Kuhfeek: hanging with mr cooper
LordManiMani: Mister Cooper
Gascitygaming: Adam, that was a dream
MrBook82: Hangin with Mr. Cooper
laikagoat: hanging with mr cooper
Pharmacistjudge: hanging with mr.cooper
definenull: Koopa troopa?
matthaus_c: Twin Peaks?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @LoadingReadyRun Considering things like that one eggnog explosion I would not be surprised
AzaleaCloud: Ask your parents, Wheeler.
LordManiMani: @matthaus_c lolol
MrBook82: 90s
saucemaster5000: getting?
BrowneePoints: nah, were still in that imaginary 3rd right now James
LordManiMani: Reagan also thought there was a 3rd
BrowneePoints: *cries*
LordManiMani: Presumably
AdamYMHMI:
The imaginary third has been the last 50 years 
photosinensis: I try to block out all memories I have of the Reagan years. Mostly because they're mostly around family trauma.
Lawblades: D:
Pharmacistjudge: 1992-1997, so pure Clinton for Mr. Cooper.
princess_intell: 12 year olds man
princess_intell: can't tell them anything
matthaus_c: the watershed has been broken
BrowneePoints: lies. you're smart but absentminded
matthaus_c: let James say fuck
Raincoast_Bear: WaHoo! Friday Night Paper Cuts!
Lawblades: @photosinensis DEA raiding the Northwest US was wack as hell
AzaleaCloud: We all remember the Voxy incident. The whole stream gets one. Once it's spent, it's spent.
matthaus_c: Serge is the only one who'll cut you into Blood Artist
Bvorhies: Does that mean James gets to buy everyone ice cream
princess_intell: ICREAM
DMGlol:
just cycle away the lands 
AdamYMHMI: @Bvorhies He has to eat a frozen Cadbury egg imo
photosinensis: James is many things: a reasonable guy, bad at Minecraft, and even the worst.
couchboyj:
The curse is real
freshmaker__: the old partial paris
BrowneePoints: they went through SO many mulligan iterations
niccus: but poker is all combos
EvilBadman: Like the old commander mull
Thefluffiestguineapig: You would just cycle
princess_intell: so does james' lands curse extend to paper?
squ3e: So partial paris?
AbyssEtc:
so many shuffles 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @niccus The difference is the shared deck in poker
Mr_Bitterness: Arkham Horror LCG does that mulligan too.
princess_intell: i actually only found out recently that the london mulligan is contentious
Gullin15UnshavedNeckbeard: Didn’t magic used to have that in the partial Paris mulligan
Mr_Horrible: when they bring back expeditioons
Mr_Horrible: *expeditions
LRRbot: Toadstool Admirer [G] | Creature — Ouphe [1/1] | Ward {2} / {3}{G}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Toadstool Admirer.
NewtyNewts: I'll just... die.
LRRbot: Brave the Wilds [G] | Sorcery | Bargain / If this spell was bargained, target land you control becomes a 3/3 Elemental creature with haste that's still a land. / Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
saucemaster5000: @Mr_Bitterness God I love that game
janmelantu: @Gullin15UnshavedNeckbeard I think it was just commander
AdamYMHMI: Runeterra is one of those games that I really like playing, but I just can't stand watching it.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: We'll fix it in post.
princess_intell: i didn't realize mulligans could be controversial
as_ever_ellesandra: it wasn't popular and too much to maintain
AzaleaCloud: @princess_intell Yeah, when the London mulligan was new, every Modern player at my LGS thought it was gonna skyrocket Tron to tier-0.
micalovits: Expeditions was amazing
LarkSachrosis: I've tried the Minnesota Mulligan in Commander a few times. Draw 10, keep 7, shuffle the other 3 away.
definenull: !uno
Peregrine234: honestly part of the reason why i quit runeterra was that they got rid of expeditions
LarkSachrosis: Works pretty well for a casual game
princess_intell: i prefer the yellow jacket/victoria mulligan
Alas_Babylon: !dos
LRRbot: Armory Mice [1W] | Creature — Mouse [3/1] | Celebration — Armory Mice gets +0/+2 as long as two or more nonland permanents entered the battlefield under your control this turn.
NewtyNewts: Mice o'Clock?
photosinensis: Minnesota Mulligan? How's that go?
janmelantu: Mousen
Pharmacistjudge: sorry, it's Mime o'Clock, no talking allowed.
princess_intell: that's when brendan "beej" dery hand-selects 7 cards that you HAVE to keep
princess_intell: or else
sirspate: inconcedible!
Incognitolens: prod, it's round 2 of 3
WavesOfBabies: What is this? The mouse that ran up the clock?
LRRbot: Troublemaker Ouphe [1G] | Creature — Ouphe [2/2] | Bargain / When Troublemaker Ouphe enters the battlefield, if it was bargained, exile target artifact or enchantment an opponent controls.
photosinensis: Beej isn't from Minnesota, though, is he?
janmelantu: Beej Mulligan too powerf
AdamYMHMI: @photosinensis You each politely mulligan whenever your opponent mulligans until you both go down to 0 cards, then start the process over until the hot dish is ready
LordManiMani: Can someone help me figure out what format Rampaging Battle Mouse is for
LarkSachrosis: @photosinensis Draw 10, shuffle 3 back into the deck, keeping 7.
definenull: Tiny leaders
A_Dub888: @Pharmacistjudge Wheeler pulls out one of his Mr. Mimes
Alas_Babylon: @LordManiMani Pioneer Mouse Tribal
princess_intell: @LordManiMani the ones where white having a 2/1 for 1 is good
photosinensis: @AdamYMHMI I think I like this one.
Haroldholmes25:
Thefluffiestguineapig: @LordManiMani Redwall! Don't know enough about MtG formats
superdude097: !card rampaging battle mouse
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Pharmacistjudge: Penny Arcade, best Expo
Gascitygaming: moises alou
photosinensis: Dontcha know?
e_bloc: pedro
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Pedro
saucemaster5000: babe ruth
Kaaannaaa: Pedro Martinez
MrBook82: Pedro Martinez
princess_intell: which is lots of them depending on your strategy, but not all
LordManiMani: @princess_intell 2/1 for 2
NotCainNorAbel: the same question is 'name an Expo'
LRRbot: Skybeast Tracker [3G] | Creature — Giant Archer [2/4] | Reach / Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 5 or greater, create a Food token.
e_bloc: he's kinda famous
princess_intell: ooooooh wrong mouse
Alas_Babylon: Nomar Garciaparra!
IbunWest: Hell yeah brother love baseball
DaVeganPolice: I like eating a hot dog at a ball game
princess_intell: i was thinking of the very good small boy
Kaaannaaa: Gary Carter almost won them a World Series
janmelantu: How powerful would Gambit be if he used Magic cards
Deatheire: i love baseball
Thefluffiestguineapig: Baseball nerds are often similar to MtG nerds
matthaus_c: I was a Sorensen Mulligan enjoyer until Wheeler demoralised it
Mr_Horrible: there can't be many Baseball-Heads, there's only 1 Mr and Mrs Met
AzaleaCloud: Joe Carter
Deatheire: the twins are the worst though
saucemaster5000: there are baseball fans and then there are yankee fans
AzaleaCloud: Or Dave Stieb
shurtal: Dave STieb
EarlyAccessLover: carlos delgado
sirspate: we talking about that baseball secret lair?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Bret Saberhagen, maybe?
WowoT: roberto alomar
TheKingWiggins: Roy Halladay
CammyC22: Carlos Delgado?
Lordofironstorm: Base Ballman
SnowBuddy18: Joe Carter ended both World Series winning games
matthaus_c: whichever one's the best, a BJ is better than a Yank
BrowneePoints: I'm from the Midwest. This is College Football and Baseball land
shurtal: @AzaleaCloud The classy choice
LRRbot: Shatter the Oath [3BB] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature or enchantment. Create a Wicked Role token attached to up to one target creature you control.
photosinensis: When I learned to play Magic, you drew your seven and that was it.
princess_intell: didn't the sorenson mulligan get somewhat abused by combo players?
IbunWest: It was an umpire yeah
philippekav: I remember watching Dennis Martinez threw is perfect game
LRRbot: Redtooth Genealogist [2G] | Creature — Elf Advisor [2/3] | When Redtooth Genealogist enters the battlefield, create a Royal Role token attached to another target creature you control.
e_bloc: greatest expo was vladimir guerrero actually
matthaus_c: @princess_intell combo players = benjamin wheeler
definenull: Phrasing?
janmelantu: @princess_intell 23 land decks
princess_intell: @photosinensis something something back pill?
Mr_Horrible: Wait Shatter is straight-up black enchantment removal again?
josh___something: lewd
Mr_Horrible: I completely missed that clause
EvilBadman: Match getting too spicy, gotta talk about baseball
BrowneePoints: Yep. MaRo said black gets enchant Removal now but at really bad rates
photosinensis: @princess_intell Nah, nobody actually wants those days back.
Zjivarra: Where I come from we play cricket not baseball
SnowBuddy18: @matthaus_c I mean, they DO sell shirts outside the games that say "a BJ is better than 9 Yanks"
janmelantu: @Mr_Horrible Yes, Enchantment removal is in Black’s color pie
sirspate: Jace Beleren rookie card
LRRbot: Spider Food [2G] | Sorcery | Destroy up to one target artifact, enchantment, or creature with flying. Create a Food token.
photosinensis: But also, I want Tron to occasionally not have it.
Pharmacistjudge: to many bats and balls
Mr_Horrible: *looks at color pie* "Why do we even HAVE this?" *throws it out the window*
saucemaster5000: Moneyballing is filthy
IbunWest:
Wins above replacement 
NotCainNorAbel: EEEERRRRRAAAAA
couchboyj: P-values are for everyone!
Micsig: The BABIPs, the OBPS
Haroldholmes25: SIERA and FIP?!
LarkSachrosis: 2
WavesOfBabies: Wins Above Replacement 🥵🥵🥵🥵
NewtyNewts: it's 0... 0... ... 0.
Deatheire: its all about WAR not RBI
definenull: So this is like how non magic folk see this stream huh
princess_intell: routine reminder to go read Football 17776 if you haven't yet
photosinensis: Yes.
LRRbot: Yenna, Redtooth Regent [2GW] | Legendary Creature — Elf Noble [4/4] | {2}, {T}: Choose target enchantment you control that doesn't have the same name as another permanent you control. Create a token that's a copy of it, except it isn't legendary. If the token is an Aura, untap Yenna, Redtooth Regent, then scry 2. Activate only as a sorcery.
Diabore: need green
Diabore: or 1 more
LRRbot: The Princess Takes Flight [2W] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Exile up to one target creature. / II — Target creature you control gets +2/+2 and gains flying until end of turn. / III — Return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
LRRbot: Redtooth Genealogist [2G] | Creature — Elf Advisor [2/3] | When Redtooth Genealogist enters the battlefield, create a Royal Role token attached to another target creature you control.
princess_intell: i didn't know i could fly
princess_intell: news to me\
BrowneePoints: Noooo! I wanted to see James do the Combo!
Alas_Babylon: Great cackle, Kathleen
AdamYMHMI: @princess_intell Well, you have to take it first.
sirspate: A++ cackle, no notes
NewtyNewts: @princess_intell You should see what happens when they declare flunge... noot noot indeed
LRRbot: Curse of the Werefox [2G] | Sorcery | Create a Monster Role token attached to target creature you control. When you do, that creature fights up to one target creature you don't control.
couchboyj: Some just draft a twisted sewer witch?
LRRbot: Gingerbrute [1] | Artifact Creature — Food Golem [1/1] | Haste / {1}: Gingerbrute can't be blocked this turn except by creatures with haste. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Gingerbrute: You gain 3 life.
philippekav: not something you want to hear
Thefluffiestguineapig: A shocking number of GYN providers are
janmelantu: it becomes Monstrous!
Mr_Horrible: competing practices is getting out of hand
Cptasparagus: im pretty sure most if not all gynecologists are larger than 3'3"
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @princess_intell No, you just get an enchantment for U that says Enchanted Creature has Flying
princess_intell: so... anyone willing to donate a flying counter?
BrowneePoints: Wheeler brawlin with the Oki-GYN
Diabore: eh tu ginger brute?
AzaleaCloud: Sheeeeeeesh
definenull: Beep beep
BrowneePoints: Soooo James had the White Virtue
betweenmyself: “Monster Gynecologist” sounds like an indie game.
LRRbot: Virtue of Loyalty // Ardenvale Fealty | Virtue of Loyalty [3WW] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your end step, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Untap those creatures. // Ardenvale Fealty [1W] | Instant — Adventure | Create a 2/2 white Knight creature token with vigilance.
BrowneePoints: yea, that's a BOMB
Avizonarix: "My gynecologist will become a monster." isn't a set of words I expected to hear in my lifetime.
definenull: Buhroken
h3rsh3yb4r: James What's your favorite fictional animal?
BrowneePoints: and with Yenna he gets TWO
Mr_Horrible: it's Citadel Siege all over again (except mythic so much less groan-inducing, actually)
Astramentha: !findquote gynecologist
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
janmelantu: It’s my favorite double-faced planeswalker
Lordofironstorm: The second part is Brokers' Ascendancy
princess_intell: oh yay
BrowneePoints: yea, the White and Black Virtues seem UNREASONABLE to win against
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refiiek: cheeky house-mouse favorite card.
jacqui_lantern234:
hey ya heccin NERDS whomst i love AGGRESSIVELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BrowneePoints: Citadel Siege and Debtor's Knell are incredibly powerful cards
princess_intell: @refiiek he's such a good boy
lirazel64: A human will befriend a table.
Dog_of_Myth: Hiya @jacqui_lantern234
jacqui_lantern234: im home from hanging out with a friend
jacqui_lantern234: we had a good few games of MtG after some even better ramen
princess_intell: only about a month till the doctor who decks
Thefluffiestguineapig: Greetings jaqui_latern234
princess_intell: i'm unreasonably hype
jacqui_lantern234:
@princess_intell youre also unreasonably loved!!!! 
BrowneePoints: I'm more hype for November
princess_intell: i hope arena gets some sleeves
Thefluffiestguineapig: Will they have one of the Who enthusiasts on for the lore episode do yo think
BrowneePoints: Ixalan PPR right into Desert Bus right into Ixalan release
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@BrowneePoints Aw, you're hype for my birthday?
princess_intell: if they get a dalek companion on arena i'm actually going to combust
BrowneePoints: I think Graham is the biggest Whovian of the group
Dog_of_Myth: @BrowneePoints That Bus can hold so many dinos.
princess_intell: i'm just sad 10, 11, and 12 didn't get their own decks
princess_intell: mostly because 11 is my favorite
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @princess_intell Honestly they might be testing the waters with these to gauge interest plus compatibility with general MtG stuff
princess_intell: i hope so!
BrowneePoints: Matt Smith was aight, not my fave though
Thefluffiestguineapig: Amy Pond and Rory are probably some of my favorite companions
princess_intell: i want an 11 deck that's centered around sagas and somehow completing "loops" as a wincon
betweenmyself:
On second thought, “Monster Gynecologist” sounds like a two word pitch for an isekai anime. 
princess_intell: not infinite loops, but if you manage to "finish" one you get bonuses
BrowneePoints: then again, I grew up on a lot of Baker reruns on Public Access on weekends, and then in Middle/High School it was Tennant
LanceNorm: did anyone end up happy with their deck?
NotCainNorAbel: I feel that
h3rsh3yb4r: What's everyone's favorite fictional animal though?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: And here we are.
princess_intell: people who draft: how is the WOE draft format?
janmelantu: I started with Tenant & Smith Reruns, but Capaldi is my favorite
Thefluffiestguineapig: @h3rsh3yb4r Confined to any particular universe/mythos?
LRRbot: Warehouse Tabby [B] | Creature — Cat [1/1] | Whenever an enchantment you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, create a 1/1 black Rat creature token with "This creature can't block." / {1}{B}: Warehouse Tabby gains deathtouch until end of turn.
Aarek: KITTY!
micalovits: Jokers belong in a normal set of cards Nelson
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Kitty!
couchboyj: I've enjoyed it, but its still new.
MajorFrostbyte: Katleen playing kitties. Who'd uv thunk?
Haroldholmes25: I mean it's clown (complimentary), not clown (derogatory)
h3rsh3yb4r: Thefluffiestguineapig nope
Lobo_Apache: Is this gonna be a cat deck?
princess_intell: @janmelantu he's fantastic
adept_nekomancer: Kathleen winning the "time to cat" award
Thefluffiestguineapig: !findquote Meow
LRRbot: Quote #1220: "*Mission Impossible theme in "meow"s*" —Paul [2015-12-02]
LRRbot: Tattered Ratter [1R] | Creature — Human Peasant [2/2] | Whenever a Rat you control becomes blocked, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
Simonark: @princess_intell They've said the decks are the tools for any Doctor's deck you want to make, they will all be there.
LRRbot: Bespoke Battlegarb [1R] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+0. / Celebration — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if two or more nonland permanents entered the battlefield under your control this turn, attach Bespoke Battlegarb to up to one target creature you control. / Equip {2}
princess_intell: i hope our next trip to eldraine (whenever that is) has influence from alice in wonderland
BrowneePoints: I love that the Eldraine full arts are physical Layered Paper Shadowbox-style art
NotCainNorAbel:
how can you be so heavy in green
princess_intell: or maybe that'll be lorwynn
janmelantu: Serge playing Equipment? I’m shocked
Simonark: @princess_intell Which as a McCoy fan is nice
NewtyNewts: Nah, there's no horses in that deck. You can't draw those Horses.
LRRbot: Protective Parents [2W] | Creature — Human Peasant [3/2] | When Protective Parents dies, create a Young Hero Role token attached to up to one target creature you control.
couchboyj: Wonderland has humans so Eldraine is a better fit
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Pretty sure flavor rules forbid the tattered ratter from wearing such nice equipment.
definenull: Was there Commander draft?
LRRbot: Rootrider Faun [1G] | Creature — Satyr Scout [1/3] | {T}: Add {G}. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
LRRbot: Harried Spearguard [R] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | Haste / When Harried Spearguard dies, create a 1/1 black Rat creature token with "This creature can't block."
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Simonark So they are the sonic screwdrivers?
couchboyj: Doomed Rattler
princess_intell: dear wotc, i want a queen of hearts aristocrats commander and something that makes 1/1 soldier tokens.
Lordofironstorm: beep and/or beep
AzaleaCloud: "Off with their heads!"
adept_nekomancer: Avenge them kitty!
Diabore: catman*
MajorFrostbyte: Kathleen took 2
BrowneePoints: Usually Rat wins
micalovits: This is a very heroic cta
princess_intell: i actually think a lot of the really famous "things" in Alice would work very well in MTG mechanics
Thefluffiestguineapig: Cats have plot armor
Aarek: are we talking about in cartoons?
BrowneePoints: Cats see Rats and go "wtf" most of the time. But they like, auto kill Mice
definenull: Rat got ahead of tiger in the zodiac
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun i think the ipad is backwards
couchboyj: They have a white rabbit legendary creature already, dont they? Was he from Eldraine?
princess_intell: cheshire cat could swap power and toughness
matthaus_c: Rats are quite powerful, they killed roughly 100% of the UK
LRRbot: Feed the Cauldron [2B] | Instant | Destroy target creature with mana value 3 or less. If it's your turn, create a Food token.
princess_intell: would that be too much of a nightmare if it was a "for this turn" tap ability?
BrowneePoints: but yea, if you've seen clips of Feral Cats encountering Rats, most of the time the Rats weird them out
BrowneePoints: cuz Rats don't have time for Cats' BS
LRRbot: Ratcatcher Trainee // Pest Problem | Ratcatcher Trainee [1R] | Creature — Human Peasant [2/1] | As long as it's your turn, Ratcatcher Trainee has first strike. // Pest Problem [2R] | Instant — Adventure | Create two 1/1 black Rat creature tokens with "This creature can't block."
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is there the sound of a small dog barking somewhere on stream or did one of my neighbors get a new pet?
HadesLeprechaun: Rats seem pretty strong in the game A Plague Tale: Innocence/Requiem
princess_intell: @Thefluffiestguineapig i think it's you
Fbomb101ers: 666!
Haroldholmes25: !tat ratt
AzaleaCloud:
Broken-windows ratcatching
definenull: That's job security
Haroldholmes25: !card tat rat
LRRbot: Tattered Ratter [1R] | Creature — Human Peasant [2/2] | Whenever a Rat you control becomes blocked, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
photosinensis: Rat tat tat tat tat
BrowneePoints: That's just A Bard's Tale
Fbomb101ers: !card benevolent bodyguard
LRRbot: Benevolent Bodyguard [W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | Sacrifice Benevolent Bodyguard: Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
couchboyj: A rat is not a big deal. A lot of rats is a very, very big deal.
janmelantu: Classic Cobra problem
Ukon_Cairns: also what else are you gonna do with all these rats you caught
micalovits: May I recommend murder?
LRRbot: Faerie Fencing [XB] | Instant | Target creature gets −X/−X until end of turn. That creature gets an additional −3/−3 until end of turn if you controlled a Faerie as you cast this spell.
Diabore: faeire fencing is messed up
matthaus_c: I started saying "pass la bibliotheque" without thinking about it and every time I've said it my partner had Library of Alexandria on 1
Thefluffiestguineapig: @janmelantu Solution: mongoose and/or honey badger
couchboyj: Is a rat in bespoke battleguard in the top percent of rats?
princess_intell: does mtg have a canonical honey badger yet
LRRbot: Repercussion [1RR] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature is dealt damage, Repercussion deals that much damage to that creature's controller.
definenull: Oh no
Juliamon: princess_intell I assumed Charging Badger was
baskwalla: He makes those noises for Hover Myr, let's be honest
HadesLeprechaun: this is a fun art
YeetTheRich_: yooo
Diabore: oh serge chose violence
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couchboyj:
micalovits: Oh thats a fun card
Dromos_GHG: Maybe honey badger in Bloomburrow
NewtyNewts: Rat Purr Cushion
HadesLeprechaun: rock monster scratching its head
BrowneePoints: nah, Rat Percussion is what they're gonna do in RataTWOe
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LRRbot: Scarecrow Guide [2] | Artifact Creature — Scarecrow [2/1] | Reach / {1}: Add one mana of any color. Activate only once each turn.
IbunWest: Rat percussion. Really going ham on the drums
princess_intell: @Juliamon it absolutely is
Alas_Babylon: "Rat Purr Cushion" just sounds like a Rob Zombie album title
definenull: And it's an artifact
princess_intell: thank you
Thefluffiestguineapig: @IbunWest Animal would be proud
LRRbot: Conceited Witch // Price of Beauty | Conceited Witch [2B] | Creature — Human Warlock [2/3] | Menace // Price of Beauty [B] | Sorcery — Adventure | Create a Wicked Role token attached to target creature you control.
janmelantu: @Dromos_GHG It’s a 1 mana 1/1 with trample and first strike on your turn
Diabore: not when it dies, when the aura goes to the graveyard
Thefluffiestguineapig: !card charging badger
LRRbot: Charging Badger [G] | Creature — Badger [1/1] | Trample
definenull: Oh no the finger drumming
LRRbot: Harried Spearguard [R] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | Haste / When Harried Spearguard dies, create a 1/1 black Rat creature token with "This creature can't block."
LRRbot: Twisted Fealty [2R] | Sorcery | Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. / Create a Wicked Role token attached to up to one target creature.
UWDJohn: Off by 3!
NewtyNewts: On this week's episode of Counting with Serge
AzaleaCloud: No, yeah, that turn was sick. Hard for Serge to lose from here.
BrowneePoints: kathleen is PROBABLY still dead from Repercussions
LRRbot: Conceited Witch // Price of Beauty | Conceited Witch [2B] | Creature — Human Warlock [2/3] | Menace // Price of Beauty [B] | Sorcery — Adventure | Create a Wicked Role token attached to target creature you control.
princess_intell: i thought counting was only for storm players
Diabore: oh yeah kathleen is dobs
definenull: Yeah Kathleen can't block either
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Men-us? Is that anything like menache?
Natedogg2: I've been told that math is for blockers.
NewtyNewts: you are dead to repercussions though
janmelantu: @princess_intell It’s also for burn players and Good players
chumpXL: Doesn't Serge take damage fromm Repercussions
LRRbot: Ratcatcher Trainee // Pest Problem | Ratcatcher Trainee [1R] | Creature — Human Peasant [2/1] | As long as it's your turn, Ratcatcher Trainee has first strike. // Pest Problem [2R] | Instant — Adventure | Create two 1/1 black Rat creature tokens with "This creature can't block."
couchboyj: Repercussions has opinions on dead yet, I'm afraid.
LRRbot: Goddric, Cloaked Reveler [1RR] | Legendary Creature — Human Noble [3/3] | Haste / Celebration — As long as two or more nonland permanents entered the battlefield under your control this turn, Goddric, Cloaked Reveler is a Dragon with base power and toughness 4/4, flying, and "{R}: Dragons you control get +1/+0 until end of turn."
Diabore: @chumpXL no? his creatures didnt take any damage
matthaus_c: beep beep jeep jeep
Haroldholmes25: !card repercuss
LRRbot: Repercussion [1RR] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature is dealt damage, Repercussion deals that much damage to that creature's controller.
princess_intell: math: one of the many reasons i only play on arena
theamc2000: Ah the Prince Charring, Goddric
IbunWest: The rodents of usual size
matthaus_c: threatening repercussy
MajorFrostbyte: Serge is on Hasty Rats
HadesLeprechaun: getting some early support for Blooburrow
BrowneePoints: take 1, or take 1
AzaleaCloud: The Rat token shenanigans in this set feel fittingly Zerg Rush.
princess_intell: i hope ash and goddric were able to leave that party
princess_intell: that one card of ash saving him was cute
Fanklok: Repercussion actually says "creatures are unblockable"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh flyers!
definenull: Oh great Adams round is gonna take 2h
Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam is using his tallness to prevent blocks
Diabore: @definenull UW can zoom in this format
princess_intell: adam has reach confirmed
princess_intell: 90% of lrr has reach confirmed
APartofManny: SEND IT
HadesLeprechaun: there's several red burn spells at common, must have just not shown up
matthaus_c: how hard could it be!
NewtyNewts: James swapped the seats!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Trusted in his curse
AzaleaCloud: "Oh yeah. It's all comin' together."
janmelantu: 0 mana miracle when?
Thefluffiestguineapig: The blend is too rich!
BrowneePoints: Peeling Gas is what happens after late night post bar Taco Bell Nelly
princess_intell: i wonder how james came to be cursed? did he anger a bog witch?
couchboyj: Can James even draw a no land opener?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints I almost did a spit take with that one
princess_intell: @couchboyj the laws of the universe would prevent it i think
Fanklok: James should just run Countryside Crusher in every deck
YeetTheRich_:
matthaus_c: greed is good
AzaleaCloud: Pro Tour-winning Aggro-Loam player James Turner
Thefluffiestguineapig: @princess_intell At least when he's playing by himself
Zjivarra: I think in limited one free mulligan or the poker mulligan would be a good change. To prevent non games. In competitive constructed magic it would be a horrible idea though. There keep the mulligan as is.
LRRbot: Scarecrow Guide [2] | Artifact Creature — Scarecrow [2/1] | Reach / {1}: Add one mana of any color. Activate only once each turn.
definenull: That's very good sweetie
MajorFrostbyte: Frightening when Nelson says, "uh yeah, that's kind of grieedy."
Thefluffiestguineapig: @matthaus_c So says our modern capitalist hellscape, yes
princess_intell: there's gravity, the laws of thermodynamics, and james solo-drawing a zero-land hand
LRRbot: Bramble Familiar // Fetch Quest | Bramble Familiar [1G] | Creature — Elemental Raccoon [2/2] | {T}: Add {G}. / {1}{G}, {T}, Discard a card: Return Bramble Familiar to its owner's hand. // Fetch Quest [5GG] | Sorcery — Adventure | Mill seven cards, then put a creature, enchantment, or land card from among cards milled this way onto the battlefield.
princess_intell: it's my boy! my small lad.
janmelantu: I love the Elemental Raccoon!
neisan2112: I'm so happy they're printing more and more racoons
LRRbot: Feed the Cauldron [2B] | Instant | Destroy target creature with mana value 3 or less. If it's your turn, create a Food token.
adept_nekomancer: I hate when I get late-game gas.
princess_intell: i just want to follow him into the woods to find my destiny
matthaus_c: late game ramp, later game gas
A_Dub888: Serge "Early Game Ramp, Late Game Gas" Yager
LRRbot: Goddric, Cloaked Reveler [1RR] | Legendary Creature — Human Noble [3/3] | Haste / Celebration — As long as two or more nonland permanents entered the battlefield under your control this turn, Goddric, Cloaked Reveler is a Dragon with base power and toughness 4/4, flying, and "{R}: Dragons you control get +1/+0 until end of turn."
Thefluffiestguineapig: @princess_intell Similar to gravity they know James's land curse works, and how it works but no idea why
definenull: He's so dreamy....
LRRbot: Protective Parents [2W] | Creature — Human Peasant [3/2] | When Protective Parents dies, create a Young Hero Role token attached to up to one target creature you control.
NewtyNewts: @Thefluffiestguineapig I thought that was magnets, not gravity?
LRRbot: Witch's Mark [1R] | Sorcery | You may discard a card. If you do, draw two cards. / Create a Wicked Role token attached to up to one target creature you control.
matthaus_c: *unmasks Goddric* Old Man Arni Brokenbrow?!
princess_intell: he's a prince with a secret. how am supposed to be un-intrigued.
LRRbot: Imodane, the Pyrohammer [2RR] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [4/4] | Whenever an instant or sorcery spell you control that targets only a single creature deals damage to that creature, Imodane deals that much damage to each opponent.
realmairzydoats: Really hoping that Bloomburrow will finally help me make my Racoon tribal deck
princess_intell: i want him to to have intense banter with an enemies-to-lovers love interest
LRRbot: Harried Spearguard [R] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | Haste / When Harried Spearguard dies, create a 1/1 black Rat creature token with "This creature can't block."
Diabore: celebrate good times
definenull: Constellation??
BrowneePoints: celebration
Chichen: Constellation huh
Thefluffiestguineapig: @NewtyNewts I know you are correct about the magnets, but I thought the essential force behind gravity was not understood. I might be misremembering, I haven't interacted with physics in a long time
matthaus_c: Serge is an Enchantress pilot
Jericu: Celebration! Think Kool and the Gang!
ignitionpoint: Were on Theros
princess_intell: constibration?
HadesLeprechaun: Constellabration
LoadingReadyRun: @realmairzydoats We definitely need more Raccoons in MtG
micalovits: Has a very party like firebreathing even
MVlat_: Constipation?
AzaleaCloud: Glurp-themed Un-set when?
NewtyNewts: Concentration.
LRRbot: Lord Skitter's Blessing [1B] | Enchantment | When Lord Skitter's Blessing enters the battlefield, create a Wicked Role token attached to target creature you control. / At the beginning of your draw step, if you control an enchanted creature, you lose 1 life and you draw an additional card.
princess_intell: @NewtyNewts 64.
saucemaster5000: @LoadingReadyRun I heard a weird stat that the word "horse" is on a shockingly few amount of magic cards
FofoATL: i want someone to make tokens for the enchantments that are a different sushi roll for each role
Thefluffiestguineapig: @LoadingReadyRun I feel like Racoons are the logical successors to squirrels
princess_intell: no repeats. or hesitations.
Diabore: phyrexian arena
Fyurios: Oh no, not a may
definenull: Yeah G died to this in the ppr
Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 I believe that because while there are a lot of horses in art, the word rider would be much more common
LRRbot: Redcap Gutter-Dweller [2RR] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [3/3] | Menace / When Redcap Gutter-Dweller enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 black Rat creature tokens with "This creature can't block." / At the beginning of your upkeep, you may sacrifice another creature. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on Redcap Gutter-Dweller and exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn.
Jericu: manenece
Diabore: serge has so many red rares
NewtyNewts: M'nenace.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Menache
definenull: Doo doo do-doo doo
Gascitygaming: keep in mind serge also discarded another rare lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: Eating food makes the body run!
LRRbot: Knight of Doves [2W] | Creature — Human Knight [1/3] | Whenever an enchantment you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, create a 1/1 white Bird creature token with flying.
Diabore: birb
LRRbot: Spiteful Hexmage [B] | Creature — Human Warlock [3/2] | When Spiteful Hexmage enters the battlefield, create a Cursed Role token attached to target creature you control.
adept_nekomancer: Overprotectiveness is indeed a curse.
Thefluffiestguineapig: And now for "weird card interactions discussed the two judges at the table!"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Honestly I love the judge specific asides
matthaus_c: WOE Limited Judge's Tower
princess_intell:
Thefluffiestguineapig: @adept_nekomancer ^Really actually
NewtyNewts: If you apply a role to something that has a role... can you choose to destroy the one you just picked?
MajorFrostbyte: @adept_nekomancer Kathleen played Helicopter Parent
LRRbot: Royal Treatment [G] | Instant | Target creature you control gains hexproof until end of turn. Create a Royal Role token attached to that creature.
Diabore: i dont think serge ever put it into his hand, ill allow it
princess_intell: @NewtyNewts no, old one goes to graveyard, new one takes its place
neisan2112: Love the Werefoxes in awe in this art
janmelantu: @NewtyNewts nope, it’s like world enchantments. you always keep the newest one
princess_intell: and i believe that happens at the same time
LRRbot: Repercussion [1RR] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature is dealt damage, Repercussion deals that much damage to that creature's controller.
definenull: Uh oh
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
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midnightcurryjazz: Well kathleen
matthaus_c: dying to Repercussion + Blasph Act in EDH is a fond memory I have
Diabore: i think that lethals the kathleen
WavesOfBabies: Gg
princess_intell: has this limited format been a "judge heavy" format?
princess_intell: or is it just the usual questions about new mechanics
Gascitygaming: not once you understand how rolls work i'd say
midnightcurryjazz: fulllll
Diabore: you do full damage
Jericu: yeah I believe kathleen is just dead here
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Repercussions do tend to get people
NewtyNewts: More like repercussion aggro
BrowneePoints: like I said, it's not a fast FORMAT
princess_intell: because i know some limited formats were a bit of a headache at the start
BrowneePoints: but there are fast DECKS
neisan2112: Man my rat deck was waaaaay worse than that
HadesLeprechaun: that's why repercussion plus red damage based board wipes end games in EDH
matthaus_c: rat aggro was very successful against Europe just a few years ago
TriseAlpha: Monored Rats
AzaleaCloud: Temba, his arms outstretched
Diabore: rat aggro can be desceptive, you can have 9 creatures and be like "how can i lose!" and then oops, only 2 creatures can block
janmelantu: Rats, Rats, We’re the Rats! We live at night, we stalk at night, we’re the Rats!
TheBorzoi: How many games have I missed?
Diabore: @TheBorzoi that was round 2,
princess_intell: this set has been kind to my mono-black rats historic brawl deck
Thefluffiestguineapig: Honestly I feel like if they have a local friend who has pet rats having them hang out during a stream of WoE would be appropriate
princess_intell: i actually had to cut some rat colonys if you can believe it
Diabore: monikers!
Diabore: LOVE monikers
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Diabore We get both Jackbox and Monikers in one week!
Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't know how anything else will get on the highlights
micalovits: 1 hour higlights!
Diabore: genuinely could be 25 minutes of highlights next upload
definenull: Luckily glurp was in the highlights the week before
Diabore: wait, does beejlander also make the cut for next highlights?
Juliamon: Beejlander will probably be too late
Fanklok: Oh God monikers is coming back? What furniture is getting fucked this time
Diabore: i dont know if they cut on the friday
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Diabore Too many good highlights!
princess_intell: beejlander returns?????
Juliamon: I think Thursday tends to be the deadline, so it can be edited Friday
Diabore: @Juliamon that is totally fair
princess_intell: the most powerful format in all of magic!! huzzah!!
matthaus_c: Beejlander arrives precisely when it means to
Thefluffiestguineapig: Was this one going to be more Beejlander or were there some Beejchase cards possible?
definenull: a format so precise we require a level 5 super judge
Juliamon: We only know what the schedule says
matthaus_c: when is Beejenemy
Thefluffiestguineapig: @matthaus_c With a can of spray whipped cream in it's hat
princess_intell: i love it when beej gets to act as the level 5 superjudge we all know him to be
AJtheDreamSculptor: Wait, so with Repercussion, surge creatures would take damage too, but does Surge control all the repercussion triggers?
Diabore: will beej even be in town? i thought he was going straight from pax to vegas?
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SnowBuddy18: @matthaus_c archBeejemy
matthaus_c: Beejlebond
princess_intell: how does one possibly defeat the last surviving level-5 superjudge?
laikagoat: oo monikers
gualdhar: Magical Beejmas Land
laikagoat: helluva lineup next week
Diabore: time for the sole blue player in the draft
definenull: or maybe its the caffeine
matthaus_c: Kathleen is an ambush predator
Thefluffiestguineapig: I can't even pretend to be surprised at that
Martizz1e: Killer, like adam's pecs
WavesOfBabies: Aww Adam
JinaMahavira: killer like adam's arms
saucemaster5000: Adam sleeps in a racecar. Do YOU sleep in a racecar?
LRRbot: Aquatic Alchemist // Bubble Up | Aquatic Alchemist [1U] | Creature — Elemental [1/3] | Whenever you cast your first instant or sorcery spell each turn, Aquatic Alchemist gets +2/+0 until end of turn. // Bubble Up [2U] | Sorcery — Adventure | Put target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard on top of your library.
Diabore: its a 1/3, its so big
freshmaker__: love a kiln fiend
LRRbot: Voracious Vermin [2B] | Creature — Rat [2/1] | When Voracious Vermin enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 black Rat creature token with "This creature can't block." / Whenever another creature you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Voracious Vermin.
dumbo3k: @saucemaster5000 I feel like it would be difficult to sleep in, with it zoomin everywhere
LRRbot: Icewrought Sentry [2U] | Creature — Elemental Soldier [2/3] | Vigilance / Whenever Icewrought Sentry attacks, you may pay {1}{U}. When you do, tap target creature an opponent controls. / Whenever you tap an untapped creature an opponent controls, Icewrought Sentry gets +2/+1 until end of turn.
Diabore: that card is so good
definenull: this card seems cracked
princess_intell: @saucemaster5000 no, shuddup. not like i kind of want one or anything.
matthaus_c: so, Nelson, hypothetically, how does your deck match into 3 points of toughness
Thefluffiestguineapig: Here is all the good blue stuff
AzaleaCloud: Nelson may be playing black-red, but it's not Scam.
Diabore: never didnt have it
Diabore: OOF
LRRbot: Solitary Sanctuary [2W] | Enchantment | When Solitary Sanctuary enters the battlefield, tap target creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. / Whenever you tap an untapped creature an opponent controls, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
definenull: oh no
matthaus_c: holy MOLY
Diabore: 6
Fanklok: Tumble Magnet stock prices on the rise
janmelantu: @AzaleaCloud I’m pretty sure he did draft the Undying instant
definenull: i take back what I said, that the game will take 2h
Diabore: i never want to be in anything but UW in this format
LRRbot: Shatter the Oath [3BB] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature or enchantment. Create a Wicked Role token attached to up to one target creature you control.
Alas_Babylon: "Tap my opponent's creatures" is a core mechanic in White/Blue in this set
matthaus_c: Rickety Role
lackingsanity: ricked wole
irenrose: I've never seen azorius aggro before
Alas_Babylon: So there's a lot of neat support for it
jacqui_lantern234: ricka ricka slim shady
AzaleaCloud: @janmelantu I stand corrected, his deck is Budget Scam.
BrowneePoints: a Rickets Rat
Alas_Babylon: @AzaleaCloud aka "Bam"
Caquetoose: Wet Weenies by LSV is a notable Azorius Aggro deck
LRRbot: Frostbridge Guard [1W] | Creature — Elemental Soldier [2/2] | {2}{W}, {T}: Tap target creature.
Diabore: 3 mana put a counter on a creature
nic_nax96: Shastter the oath is my last favortie card from the set
janmelantu: Elusive? UW Soldiers was just in BRO
theamc2000: Oh the guard is in front of the sanctuary
Pharmacistjudge: the steak rub
matthaus_c:
@janmelantu and when was the last time before that there was a UW Aggro deck?
LRRbot: Twisted Sewer-Witch [3BB] | Creature — Human Warlock [3/4] | When Twisted Sewer-Witch enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 black Rat creature token with "This creature can't block." Then for each Rat you control, create a Wicked Role token attached to that Rat.
irenrose: I'm not talking mere UW, I'm talking full on detain/tap aggro
Diabore: oh thats a good one
Caquetoose: @matthaus_c wet weenies by LSV in the ravnica 3 era
irenrose: (I've not played standard in 3 years can you tell)
LRRbot: Freeze in Place [1U] | Sorcery | Tap target creature an opponent controls and put three stun counters on it. Scry 2.
Alas_Babylon: Enor?
princess_intell: +
matthaus_c: @Caquetoose wasn't that always in the shadow of Mono U Tempo and Mono W Weenies
Pharmacistjudge: UW tempo is pretty aggressive
irenrose: Enor definitely fits Azorius aggro
Caquetoose: @matthaus_c i mean he won with it? i dont think so lol
TriseAlpha: Freeze! You're under Arrest!
janmelantu: “Tempo” is just Aggro but the player wants to feel smart
matthaus_c:
@Caquetoose I don't remember anyone else doing very well with it is the thing, but plenty of people doing well with the other two
theamc2000: I predict a fog in Adam’s deck
Caquetoose: @matthaus_c they did well AFTER he did well with it but also then people knew to watch for it. It wasn't super popular but it was a very solid and well placing deck!
ghizmou: if you re cold, they re cold, let your rats inside
Gascitygaming: Adam lookout, he's doing finger math!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ghizmou Otherwise they might suffer the same fate as the last known thylasine in captivity
philippekav: Rankle's Prank ?
TriseAlpha: Aristo-rats?
matthaus_c: @Caquetoose well then, if I wanted to go for the psychic damage argument, Rav 3 is soon to be a full 5 years ago
HadesLeprechaun: so you want viscera seer
SnowBuddy18: also rat fireball
Gascitygaming: i drafted it with goblin bombardment, mmm good times
freshmaker__: yeah i got super blown out by the witch at prerelease
Caquetoose: @matthaus_c thats true, i quit standard shortly after so i dont know between then and now haha
Thefluffiestguineapig: @SnowBuddy18 That's just the aftermath of hitting a rat players board with a bunch of lightning
TriseAlpha: Heart of the Cards!
CompleatedPinkie: Is the screen very slightly blurry for anyone else?
definenull: to miami
Taligan: Ermagerd BlazBlue! Final Rebel!
Mr_Bitterness: Someone queue up "The Town Inside Me"
WavesOfBabies: Rebel 1. Actione!
BrowneePoints: oh god not Ft Lauderdale
Lobo_Apache: Walking in in...Eldraine
gualdhar: Hey! Mush mouths unirte
TriseAlpha: @CompleatedPinkie It might be the ad getting borked
freshmaker__: jokey jokey fight club
LRRbot: Frostbridge Guard [1W] | Creature — Elemental Soldier [2/2] | {2}{W}, {T}: Tap target creature.
matthaus_c:
@Caquetoose oh god you picked such a good time to quit standard 
I'm jealous
LRRbot: Voracious Vermin [2B] | Creature — Rat [2/1] | When Voracious Vermin enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 black Rat creature token with "This creature can't block." / Whenever another creature you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Voracious Vermin.
couchboyj: Nelson keeps forcing poor Luke to move. Poor guys gonna be living out of a van.
CompleatedPinkie: @TriseAlpha That sounds like that could be it.
LRRbot: Aquatic Alchemist // Bubble Up | Aquatic Alchemist [1U] | Creature — Elemental [1/3] | Whenever you cast your first instant or sorcery spell each turn, Aquatic Alchemist gets +2/+0 until end of turn. // Bubble Up [2U] | Sorcery — Adventure | Put target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard on top of your library.
AzaleaCloud: Average blue mage from Ft. Lauderdale vs. broken-windows ratcatcher from Ohio
LRRbot: Edgewall Pack [3R] | Creature — Dog [3/3] | Menace / When Edgewall Pack enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 black Rat creature token with "This creature can't block."
CompleatedPinkie: Ah. It's better, sharper now.
TriseAlpha: This is why we don't talk about Bruno...
Thefluffiestguineapig: @couchboyj I mean if he travels as much as he would need to in order to make a living at these fighting tournaments he's probably only a step or two removed now
LRRbot: Mocking Sprite [2U] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [2/1] | Flying / Instant and sorcery spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
dumbo3k: Is that rat riding a dog?! Dog cavalry!
LRRbot: Ratcatcher Trainee // Pest Problem | Ratcatcher Trainee [1R] | Creature — Human Peasant [2/1] | As long as it's your turn, Ratcatcher Trainee has first strike. // Pest Problem [2R] | Instant — Adventure | Create two 1/1 black Rat creature tokens with "This creature can't block."
matthaus_c: Rat Eorlingas any time now
LRRbot: Talion's Messenger [2U] | Creature — Faerie Noble [1/3] | Flying / Whenever you attack with one or more Faeries, draw a card, then discard a card. When you discard a card this way, put a +1/+1 counter on target Faerie you control.
Alas_Babylon: Faerie good.
laikagoat: one of my prerelease opponents had two of these
laikagoat: was rough
janmelantu: I’m very annoyed it isn’t “target Faerie Connives”
LRRbot: Shatter the Oath [3BB] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature or enchantment. Create a Wicked Role token attached to up to one target creature you control.
LRRbot: Elusive Otter // Grove's Bounty | Elusive Otter [U] | Creature — Otter [1/1] | Prowess / Creatures with power less than Elusive Otter's power can't block it. // Grove's Bounty [XG] | Sorcery — Adventure | Distribute X +1/+1 counters among any number of target creatures you control.
definenull: that is so cute
janmelantu: The Otter!
LRRbot: Voracious Vermin [2B] | Creature — Rat [2/1] | When Voracious Vermin enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 black Rat creature token with "This creature can't block." / Whenever another creature you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Voracious Vermin.
superdude097: @janmelantu It's better than coniving though, since you get the counter for lands too
matthaus_c: Prowess, Deathtouch, Vigilance, Combat damage dealt by creatures you control can't be prevented
Sage0fMadness: @janmelantu it's similar not the same. but also connive isn't an evergreen keyword
Pharmacistjudge: chat, we are now the rat tokens
Pharmacistjudge: half of us need to tap ourselves
Natedogg2: Chat can't block?
matthaus_c: consider me sideways
matthaus_c: @Natedogg2 we're all cowards
janmelantu: @superdude097 I know, but there’s just so much text because isn’t the same
LRRbot: Mocking Sprite [2U] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [2/1] | Flying / Instant and sorcery spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
Pharmacistjudge: of course we can't, we aren't mods, chat can't block
Astramentha: 🐁
LRRbot: Eerie Interference [2W] | Instant | Prevent all damage that would be dealt to you and creatures you control this turn by creatures.
Juliamon: That's my secret, I'm always tapped out
josh___something: 🐁
LRRbot: Ratcatcher Trainee // Pest Problem | Ratcatcher Trainee [1R] | Creature — Human Peasant [2/1] | As long as it's your turn, Ratcatcher Trainee has first strike. // Pest Problem [2R] | Instant — Adventure | Create two 1/1 black Rat creature tokens with "This creature can't block."
Caquetoose: @matthaus_c yeah i saw what was coming and figured it was time to swap formats, i already had modern built so it was an easy change
HadesLeprechaun: love a 1-sided fog
LRRbot: Freeze in Place [1U] | Sorcery | Tap target creature an opponent controls and put three stun counters on it. Scry 2.
Simonark: I DO enjoy Eerie Interlude
Chichen:
I had 2 people not believe me when I said what freeze in place does at a prerelease 
janmelantu: As a blink enjoyer, I love Eerie Interlude
dumbo3k: I love watching my opponents deck going off, because I get to vicariously feel their joy at it all coming together for them
LRRbot: Threadbind Clique // Rip the Seams | Threadbind Clique [3U] | Creature — Faerie [3/3] | Flying // Rip the Seams [2W] | Instant — Adventure | Destroy target tapped creature.
LRRbot: Sugar Rush [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/+0 until end of turn. / Draw a card.
janmelantu: @Chichen idk why, there was a similar card in DMU
matthaus_c: Nelly put Adam out of Hidetsugu's Second Rite range
LRRbot: Sharae of Numbing Depths [2WU] | Legendary Creature — Merfolk Wizard [2/3] | When Sharae of Numbing Depths enters the battlefield, tap target creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. / Whenever you tap one or more untapped creatures your opponents control, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.
janmelantu: !card Impede Momentum
LRRbot: Impede Momentum [1U] | Sorcery | Tap target creature and put three stun counters on it. / Scry 1.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @dumbo3k Honestly I love seeing people being happy at a thing we both enjoy a lot
TriseAlpha: Little Mermaid trigger
TriseAlpha:
dumbo3k: @TriseAlpha Ariel, On Human Legs
definenull: adam's deck is cooking
theamc2000: The fog was a cool play Adam
LRRbot: Gadwick's First Duel [1U] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Create a Cursed Role token attached to up to one target creature. / II — Scry 2. / III — When you cast your next instant or sorcery spell with mana value 3 or less this turn, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.
matthaus_c: complaint equity is an important part of learning
adambomb625: You play more games in Street Fighter, so you hit more unlucky streaks
baskwalla: Stun counters are so great
LoadingReadyRun:
Gadwick saved up and bought a Scrubland
LRRbot: Belligerent of the Ball [2R] | Creature — Ogre Warrior [3/3] | Celebration — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if two or more nonland permanents entered the battlefield under your control this turn, target creature you control gets +1/+0 and gains menace until end of turn.
LRRbot: Threadbind Clique // Rip the Seams | Threadbind Clique [3U] | Creature — Faerie [3/3] | Flying // Rip the Seams [2W] | Instant — Adventure | Destroy target tapped creature.
matthaus_c: thank you for your noble sacrifice, Nelly
LRRbot: Plunge into Winter [1W] | Instant | Tap up to one target creature. Scry 1, then draw a card.
Diabore: love sharae
TriseAlpha: Frozen Zora
theamc2000: Top top hand hand
matthaus_c: well oiled ice machine
Alas_Babylon: Adam putting on a clinic of why to stay in the game even when things look dicey
LRRbot: Freeze in Place [1U] | Sorcery | Tap target creature an opponent controls and put three stun counters on it. Scry 2.
Diabore: scry 2, draw, scry 2
e_bloc: that seems ok
matthaus_c: bottoms up, there's hope!
Diabore: does adam need to tap 1 more?
Diabore: mana, tap 1 more mana
ghizmou: so many triggers already this turn
Sage0fMadness: the cost reducing faerie is dead
LoadingReadyRun:
Imagine the double top scry in real life: You are fighting a wizard, who looks into the future and then says "Yup, this is going to go exactly how I want it"
HadesLeprechaun: @Diabore he did but the second one only turned like 35 degrees
theamc2000: The cast the copy is usually due to copying opponents spells
theamc2000: I think
matthaus_c: coming to the realisation this is kind of a Yarok deck from Adam
LRRbot: Voracious Vermin [2B] | Creature — Rat [2/1] | When Voracious Vermin enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 black Rat creature token with "This creature can't block." / Whenever another creature you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Voracious Vermin.
freshmaker__: you're right nelly, mizzix's mastery is a good card. (a card that exiles and casts spells.)
janmelantu: @LoadingReadyRun I would simply concede if there happened
LRRbot: Plunge into Winter [1W] | Instant | Tap up to one target creature. Scry 1, then draw a card.
Alas_Babylon: Good *lord*
Alas_Babylon: This man's deck is a banger
matthaus_c: I want a cup of this man's lane
photosinensis: Yeah, I'm with Kathleen's surprised noise.
janmelantu: There’s the mill 4 cards saga from DMU that lets you cast a copy of a spell in your graveyard
LRRbot: Twining Twins // Swift Spiral | Twining Twins [2UU] | Creature — Faerie Wizard [4/4] | Flying, vigilance, ward {1} // Swift Spiral [1W] | Instant — Adventure | Exile target nontoken creature. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
BusTed:
ghizmou: what a game
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BusTed: Wild.
WavesOfBabies: Well drafted Adam
definenull: rat deck more like rat ded
matthaus_c: Rat Deck Wins, Rat Deck Loses
Diabore: did round 1 go to 3 games or was it 2-0 all the way down?
Incognitolens: Varmin't
NotCainNorAbel:
500
Diabore: UW coming together feels so good
matthaus_c: wide open lane, banger rips
Alas_Babylon: I would wholeheartedly agree
definenull: second to that mono white deck on arena
Ryxiene:
Mr_Horrible: sometimes it all comes together
matthaus_c: I'd put this one very slightly below the Priest Draft
Spades_Slicc: Is there anything left?
Spades_Slicc: I'm very late
BusTed:
Spacecarl: tapping the only creatures that can block too is also rough
Mr_Horrible: *looks into future* "Oh, sick"
Diabore: @Spades_Slicc last round just finished unfortunately
Simonark: Paul fights Dr. Strange a LOT
Spades_Slicc: @diabore perfect timing
matthaus_c: Alchemy Horizons Baldur's Gate
Spacecarl: that deck was TOP Tier
djalternative: it was Baulder's Gate
WavesOfBabies: The double Return from Avernus
BrowneePoints: like 6 priest of ancient lore
djalternative: and 3 of the blink warriors
thebrainnopinky: god what a deck
Sage0fMadness: that was hilarious
Mr_Bitterness: That white deck lives on in infamy
Xiriz: platinum angel + swiftfoot boots was also good
djalternative: much more of that second 1
laikagoat: everytime
e_bloc: Ive drafted some things that were obscenely bad
Diabore: not bad beats, beat bads
definenull: must be a common. no uncommons, no rares
Phosfur: Powerful magic
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is it more or less infamous than the shocking success of Muscle Wizard?
Caquetoose: i got 5 mirkwood bats in a UB amass control draft in lord of the rings
janmelantu: I drafted the Red-Green oil deck in ONE which was allegedly the best deck but I went 0-3
djalternative: M21
matthaus_c: !card audacious thief
LRRbot: Audacious Thief [2B] | Creature — Human Rogue [2/2] | Whenever Audacious Thief attacks, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
Mr_Horrible: my best was still winning a 128-person Rav block draft because I got passed 2 faith's fetters and 2 blind hunters
CururuGuasu: I had a 7 Goblin Gathering deck back in Ravnica Allegiance
Diabore: !card audacious thief
LRRbot: Audacious Thief [2B] | Creature — Human Rogue [2/2] | Whenever Audacious Thief attacks, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
Mr_Horrible: I don't think I'll ever top that
e_bloc: back in odyssey my brother once drafted 6 aether bursts
e_bloc: that was fair
Pharmacistjudge: Adam, I remember a PAX where you drafted Kiki combo
Kaaannaaa: blue white auras in shadowmoor
LarkSachrosis: I was able to get a 5/3 Flameskull on the board off of Kalain in AFR
Mr_Horrible:
why was fetters a common???
Kaaannaaa: 3 copies of steel of the godhead and all blue/white creatures
aiamethyst: adam, you beat my son with that deck
Zjivarra: No bonus round?
Zjivarra: Losers bracket?
djalternative: what a thing to say
TriseAlpha: I pulled Teseret and Marionette Master in Kaladesh, with a lovely U/B stall shell.
jacqui_lantern234: A Union of Workers
WavesOfBabies: Card Kingdom: A Kingdom of Cards
matthaus_c: a clean and well lit place to Take The Initiative
superdude097: Principality of Paper
Zjivarra: Quick cheeky DanDan?
thebrainnopinky: a constitutional monarchy of cards, if you will
UWDJohn:
I won a couple games with Forced Fruition a couple hours ago.
Zjivarra: Don’t go~~~~
Fanklok: 3 hooded brawler, 3 initiates companion, 3 nef crop entangler, 3 cartouche of zeal, 2 trial if zeal. It was disgusting and I went 2-2
e_bloc: how dare you
freshmaker__: fnpf after dark
Simonark: Are there somes of streams?
TriseAlpha: Coming up: LRR Twitches secretly.
definenull:
gws Heather 
Xiriz: i think people are sleeping on the W/U tap deck
djalternative: has anyone ever been over the weather?
WavesOfBabies: Is This Your Card is a good time
Thefluffiestguineapig: Who on Jackbox?
djalternative: friends. that's who
Thefluffiestguineapig: @djalternative That is a good answer
djalternative: and an actual answer. friends of lrr
BrowneePoints: it's like Alone in the Dark meets Myst Paul
BrowneePoints: Yep!
HadesLeprechaun: stuff changes between as well
BrowneePoints: Dream Daddy!
definenull: they also made dream daddy
BrowneePoints: it was extremely well received
definenull: so wildly different genre
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup!
Easilycrazyhat: They have an actually interesting game dev thing going
djalternative: Bokay! that Ben says all the time is from Game Grumps
ghizmou: we do
Easilycrazyhat: @djalternative "Bescuuuuuse meee?"
Dog_of_Myth:
matthaus_c: YO
definenull: that is a stacked crew
NonUniqueGuy: Nelson's first time playing Jackbox. Sweet!
matthaus_c: YOOO
GhostValv:
Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
GhostValv: wowie
Juliamon: TAPPY
jacqui_lantern234:
TAPPY
Pharmacistjudge: ooo that sounds like great fun
Aarek:
BrowneePoints: Wow! I like most of those people!
Mr_Horrible: @Easilycrazyhat such is the benefit of just making things you think might be cool, *when* you think of them!
ghizmou:
ihlendrax: Chaos crew!
Dog_of_Myth: That's an amazing group
Mythallian: wait AMY AND TAPPY?!?!?
Thefluffiestguineapig: That is nonsense filled and I'm so excited
djalternative: Tappy, so maximum chaos it is
DeM0nFiRe:
Mr_Horrible: that's a pretty sweet buncha folks
Zjivarra: I hope you do the T shirt design game on Jackbox
djalternative: oh. that's also chaos
BrowneePoints: MONIKERS!
NonUniqueGuy: Monkers!
matthaus_c: Just Monikers
Easilycrazyhat: That's a good Monikers crew
definenull: that is also a stacked crew
djalternative: Did you follow the tradition of adding two extra people every Monikers stream?
janmelantu: the j is pronounced like y
Thefluffiestguineapig: @matthaus_c Just Monikers, it got rid of all the other games so you could only choose it
Thefluffiestguineapig: o7!!
Dog_of_Myth:
DeM0nFiRe:
o/
definenull:
great stream
baskwalla: Thanks all
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks for the fun games!!
Mr_Horrible: thanks for the stream, gang!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also thanks to the mods as always
Simonark: They are the best mods. The rockers don't stand a chance.
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