Juliamon: so chat, how's your day been
corianderd: >_> it's a day
Foxmar320: Yeah it sure is a day
corianderd: no wait. I did a good job making sure all my things are set up for stream. I'm very productive
corianderd: nailed it!
Juliamon: I had the privilege of explaining pogchamp to an older person
corianderd: oh wow
Thefluffiestguineapig: !next
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Earthenone: i dont know pogchamp myself, i just know its usualy used by people to young to have used pogs in their prime
Earthenone: lrrSIG
TheAinMAP: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
Thefluffiestguineapig: lrrSIG lrrSIG
GhostValv: amazonTasteTheRainbow amazonTasteTheRainbow amazonTasteTheRainbow
Earthenone: anyways, time to become the Parkitects of our own distruction
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iris_of_ether: I both love and am very bad at these types of games :D
beowuuf: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
beowuuf: this music is a damed delight, game 10/10 already
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this going to be the revenge of the pee bushes from School Simulator?
Going_Medium: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrSIG
Juliamon: I'm betting on vomit this time
corianderd: :O
GhostValv: amazonPumpkinDance amazonPumpkinDance amazonPumpkinDance
Boopity: What a banger
iris_of_ether: escher3THUMBSUP lrrGARBO
Thefluffiestguineapig: DinoDance DinoDance DinoDance
Astramentha: nanukkHozzerinoWiggle DinoDance nanukkHozzerinoWiggle DinoDance nanukkHozzerinoWiggle
GreatWahooney: hello chat!
beowuuf: raymmuFISHFLOSS2
GreatWahooney: we having a good day?
Thefluffiestguineapig: The dino even is on beat!
beowuuf: sergeHi
beowuuf: breakdown!
beowuuf: \m/
TheAinMAP: Hello.
TehAmelie: lrrAWESOME
Juliamon: Good start, good start
beowuuf: hey cori, good save
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian's driving rig in the background is funny to me
beowuuf: very loudly
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Juliamon: The notifier was loud
Astramentha: lrrFINE
beowuuf: Cheer100 no lie, bities available for support
Sarah_Serinde: I think it's Cori that's quiet
ghyllnox: It's ear piercing
KV1NN4: it's not great
ghyllnox: Compared to you
beowuuf: there we go
Sarah_Serinde: Haha it's an improvement
ghyllnox: Yes much ty
iris_of_ether: escher3THUMBSUP
Astramentha: Yes
ghyllnox: LUL
beowuuf: park tycoon for the gentler generation
noSmokeFire: can't wait for Tycoon Tycoon
Boopity: New parks just dropped??
JadedCynic: Simulator Simulator 20xx
beowuuf: seabatClap raymmuFISHFLOSS2 raymmuCLAP2
Astrovore: balance sounds good
TehAmelie: i think the time is ripe for theme park simulator simulator, it's such a popular genre
raulghoulia: jaunty
KV1NN4: music could be a little quieter..
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is it a solo Cori today?
Boopity: Balance good, maybe the game just a tinge quieter
ghyllnox: Good, you're still a bit quiet, but it's good
BraveOthello: Balance is fine. That is not the choice I question
Astrovore: it's very energetic music for tuesday afternoon
TheAinMAP: DinoDance
LurkerSpine: parki times
JadedCynic: balance is now great moosea2Butt
KV1NN4: my audio processing issues maybe jaunty/energetic music drown out voices
beowuuf: i was 5 seconds ago years old when i discovered that the dancing dino was a global emote not just from a popular channel
beowuuf: DinoDance
Juliamon: beowuuf In your defense it's fairly new
metboy_pully: I still think Shadows over Loathing has a really good colorblind mode.
GreatWahooney: wait it is? oh heck DinoDance
KV1NN4: Thank you so much Cori
beowuuf: i feel slightly better :D
iris_of_ether: DinoDance
ryuhimora: Off. The. Grid.
beowuuf: what then!
ryuhimora: SSR shouldn't be THAT much of a performance hit
Boopity: Gamer box exposed live on stream :O
iris_of_ether: Jraffics!
Astrovore: expensive just means it's good
metboy_pully: Sepia tone, duh.
Boopity: We couldn't find more colors than 1800
TehAmelie: more screen shake?
BraveOthello: Oh, I was thinking Kelvin, but I think that's below visible light
Rourke9: I love failure
metboy_pully: (that 'duh' came across harsher than I wanted it.)
Astrovore: "on purpose", sure
Boopity: O-Oh, for some reason my first mental image after hearing Parkitect was "parking lots", then I realized "parks" as in the place in a city with trees and grass would make more sense, and now I realize it is in fact neither of those
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EricTheOrange: Implying that Cam stops you from failing?
ryuhimora: Caress-L
Boopity: Good spin
metboy_pully: Isn't rotating the ride the point of the ride?
Astrovore: pretty sure the carousel rotates by itself, game
Rourke9: Satisfying
beowuuf: can our park be called Whichney?
TehAmelie: a parking house designer sim would be a challenge to make but i want to see it
metboy_pully: "queue" is a single letter with 4 silent vowels.
GreatWahooney: I'm enjoying the aesthetics here
beowuuf: @metboy_pully we brits love our silent vowels and tea
iris_of_ether: I think I *have* tried playing this! I really need a tycoon gaming buddy, because these games hit my analysis paralysis real bad :D
Astrovore: @metboy_pully They're waiting in line. They'll be heard when they get to the front
AtomicAlchemical: Do you ever just think about how Rollercoaster Tycoon was coded in assembly?
LordZarano: @metboy_pully jan Misali has some... notes about that
beowuuf: \m/
iris_of_ether: escher3DOOT escher3DOOT escher3DOOT escher3DOOT
metboy_pully: @Astrovore I almost spit out my coffee.
Boopity: @AtomicAlchemical I did not but now I will every day
TehAmelie: @AtomicAlchemical didn't know that but it's amazing
beowuuf: this is giving me level one church vibes from disco elysium.i think we can go hardcore-er
GreatWahooney: I remember having a fun time with Two-Point Hospital, I guess this might scratch a similar itch for me
EricTheOrange: I never really got the coaster design in roller coaster tycoon so I'd just buy the prebuilt ones.
TehAmelie: i was thinking, maybe we could increase the UI 10% or so?
TehAmelie: sweet
Boopity: Look at the size of that UI PogChamp
Astrovore: so much better
GreatWahooney: sweet
MAPBoardgames: go big or go home?
Ostrage1: Hurray for legibility!
Boopity: It just keeps going!
TehAmelie: ooh, we get tube mail
EricTheOrange: So is that like an undderground shuttle bus for employees?
TehAmelie: basically we're playing Control
Astrovore: oh no!
GhostValv: :O
EricTheOrange: what ride is the UFO?
Gekyouryuu: I'm late, so I don't know if this place has a name already, but I choose to call it Yo-SIM-ete
Gekyouryuu: Or is this an amusement park and not a national one?
Juliamon: Amusement
TehAmelie: we can call it Fun Simulator
EricTheOrange: can't let the guests see behind the curtain
Astrovore: you've just left your depot on full display.
iris_of_ether: You gotta get yo tree on
Gekyouryuu: Ah, dinger
Boopity: Oh, I thought the red implied our paths were hideous
Juliamon: it's a Tycoon-like
ryuhimora: Depots not an amusing building.
NorthstarTex: Hello everyone.
file_maker: gotta think like Disney
Astrovore: @NorthstarTex Hi!
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ryuhimora: Notification sound still a tad high
Juliamon: Oh no, the turkey legs!
beowuuf: as long as it's not a euphamism for blood, it's all good
Boopity: Not the burgers too WutFace
NorthstarTex: wow...this is like Roller Coaster tycoon on steroids o.o
Boopity: Yeah, as someone who has zero experience playing these kinds of games... this is quite in-depth
SK__Ren: Was I the only one who tried to make coasters with as many Gs as possible?
TehAmelie: ordering too much food makes you lower the prices, i see. that's so cool and mean
NorthstarTex: @sk__ren I went for netatives personally
NorthstarTex: negatives*
iris_of_ether: Full of mystery and wonder
NorthstarTex: good old s-bends
TehAmelie: tutorial steering you into making mistakes, i thought that was XCom's thing
NorthstarTex: *quietly adds this game to the wishlist*
EricTheOrange: Much like the sims I was never good at playing these games "properly".
Boopity: Yeah, I just build a basic square room and put all the necessary furniture in there :P
kimmiekoneko: does this one have dinosaurs or nah
LordZarano: There are no mistakes, only happy little coasters CoolStoryBob
matthaus_c: Bobby Ray
MAPBoardgames: That's $16 that should be in YOUR pocket.
Boopity: LUL
kimmiekoneko: not sitting in front??
Boopity: Loving us hyper-analyzing this one customer in particular
matthaus_c: you get what you pay for, Bobby
TehAmelie: i mean, i have paid more for less
Bruceski: Rollercoaster in a thunderstorm
kimmiekoneko: sitting there, contemplating life choices
Boopity: BOBBY you gotta hydrate
EricTheOrange: Whats better making a big ticket price to get in and free rides or free to get in and rides cost money.
kimmiekoneko: in planet zoo the meta is making tons of very interesting bug exibits with donation boxes, and letting them pay for the rest of your zoo
Boopity: The luxury amusement park experience
EricTheOrange: I remember in the roller coaster tycoon I played you could make your bathrooms have a cost to use.
matthaus_c: advertise as a crypto theme park and just watch the cash start raining
NorthstarTex: you pay heavy entry fee, free rides, upcharge on food and the min price for the bathroom
TehAmelie: my preference as a customer is free entry and pay per ride or pay for a day pass, but maybe we're thinking strategically
Boopity: LUL
Boopity: Amazing
GhostValv: borger
kimmiekoneko: yes in the classic bullfrog game from 1995, you had to make your fries extra salty to get customers drink extra watery pepsi to get them to use the extra expensive bathrooms
Boopity: @kimmiekoneko That just sounds like capitalism IRL honestly
Boopity: Is our amusement park just.... one VERY long stretch of gravel leading into a dry burger shop?
TehAmelie: my favorite trick in Theme Park was setting the lowest possible entry price, and then after the bus loads of people get off, you pause and raise it to max
Boopity: That's hilarious
EricTheOrange: dunno if it works in this game but in real life they make the stuff people want the most farthest away from the entrance in hopes of getting them to spend money on other things along the way.
NorthstarTex: How dare my employees get in for free
kimmiekoneko: games like theme park made me go to business school, where i learned i don't actually want to trick people and make them miserable IRL.
TehAmelie: wise
hippofant: @EricTheOrange Pretty sure people in the RCTs don't "spend on the way." They're either going somewhere directly or just wandering.
EricTheOrange: we have more mascots than guests
jundinator: Hi @loadingreadyrun
jundinator: Isn't this fancy Rollercoaster tycoon
MAPBoardgames: did you open the ride?
Boopity: Somebody asked for dinosaurs in chat earlier, there you go LUL
Juliamon: yes, it's a Tycoon-like
MAPBoardgames: @Juliamon There's no 'like' involved
jundinator: What other rides do we have
James_the_Dabbler: That's a lot of dinos
Juliamon: I don't see Tycoon in the name, so it's a Tycoon-like
NorthstarTex: Like this feels like a true spiritual successor to RCT, has a very familiar feel and look
TehAmelie: oh, so many dinosaurs
kimmiekoneko: i imagine there could be problems playing a 30-year old managing sim, and not understanding then-current pricing
GreatWahooney: @Juliamon is the naming convention a key aspect of the genre?
KeytarCat: @jundinator Other rides? KappaPride
Boopity: That was a very brief thunderstorm
NorthstarTex: "Come to the park! We have a ship and dinosaurs"
hippofant: This is probably the most similar remake to RCT1/RCT2. It doesn't add like pools or animals or such.
jundinator: Where's the ferris 🎡
kimmiekoneko: do we have a death trap yet
ghyllnox: "How quickly can I bankrupt the company"
MAPBoardgames: @jundinator In the iron pit? lrrBEEJ
Boopity: I suspect we are in the process of building said death trap
matthaus_c: one person track, leads right into the back of the burger joint
kimmiekoneko: are we building the euthanizing coaster?
Boopity: LUL
SquareDotCube: hope you got neck bracing
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NorthstarTex: I think there is the mad mouse coaster type
matthaus_c: more tightly packed curves = more fun!
Boopity: Oh no!
kimmiekoneko: i do love a mouse-type coaster
jundinator: Time for a loan?
GreatWahooney: don't worry loans are free
TheAinMAP: Welp.
NorthstarTex: gg
kimmiekoneko: WHAT
Boopity: Open it??? It just ends LUL How does that work
matthaus_c: might as well open it lmao
jundinator: Is it safe?
kimmiekoneko: no twelve dollar
PixelArtDragon: Look, we've all made murder coasters. It's okay.
NorthstarTex: @jundinator nope
SquareDotCube: plonk
kimmiekoneko: bonk.
GreatWahooney: thunk
Boopity: The clang noise was excellent LUL
James_the_Dabbler: Welp
matthaus_c: a death worth paying for
LurkerSpine: well, glad no one was riding?
ghyllnox: To be fair, that does go down as fast as possible
SquareDotCube: no explosions here
NorthstarTex: imminent bankruptcy
beowuuf: you can't make an omlete ride withour breaking some legs
MAPBoardgames: I still think the swinging ship ride hasn't been turned on
TehAmelie: wow, we didn't have to use the hand of god to remove a segment from the ride while it's going to get it to crash
jundinator: Can we get a loan?
TStodden: Uh oh... You're in the dead red... can you pull out?
Boopity: Ummm the swinging ship is decorative
matthaus_c: make it do a loop de loop
kimmiekoneko: can i make this ship more nauseating
kimmiekoneko: can you make it go all the way round???
YT_GirlPainting: Goth evening
matthaus_c: show me some lime green
TehAmelie: the viking ship only goes just high enough to make everyone think they'll fall out, traditionally
Boopity: Oh random got some good color puke
kimmiekoneko: i'm now glad you're going bankrupt
KeytarCat: Sun says it's on auto
iris_of_ether: PridePaint
Boopity: LUL
Boopity: So... what are our dinos doing, actually?
Boopity: Oooh
matthaus_c: they're hype dinos
TehAmelie: ooh, RCT Nights
LurkerSpine: so many mascots
KeytarCat: I also just thought it was a funny ssentence, so even if I were wrong I'd win
Boopity: You deaded
Boopity: L(
Boopity: * :(
GhostValv: o7
KeytarCat: O7
RedAlexxis: Capitalism death
kimmiekoneko: i DECLARE bancrupcy! i DECLARE it!
Pteraspidomorphi: Wait I just got here and it's already over?
matthaus_c: bankrupt% achieved
NorthstarTex: gg o7
SquareDotCube: time for an all-kiosk, no-rides run
They_Are_Alyx: F
YT_GirlPainting: girlpaDIE
iris_of_ether: o7
Boopity: @Pteraspidomorphi You hold too much power
TehAmelie: can you sue the missed customers, like how movie distributors sue pirates for lost profit?
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
MAPBoardgames: Did you park close because you spent too much on dinos? Or not enough?
matthaus_c: are we walking into a ben drowned situation
Boopity: Clearly we needed more dinos
kimmiekoneko: park needs a good mix of dinosaurs and bumper-car rides
TehAmelie: hey, this park looks nice
Boopity: Cool hat!
matthaus_c: she/her they/them cool/hat
BusTed: As advertised.
YT_GirlPainting: thats big hat logan
Huskey3737: It's Dale Dimmadone!
kimmiekoneko: increase hat prices
matthaus_c: throb trees
TehAmelie: maybe the price varies by how much bean dip you get with it
Boopity: Do your forests not undulate over in Canada?
CptMurphey: the power of big hat
TheAinMAP: Just blowing in the wind.
KeytarCat: Oh that's doin something to me
SquareDotCube: oh it's a custom building
Juliamon: aw that's neat!
ultraslimgod57: О друг крабочела
kimmiekoneko: i never do custom buildings in these games
TehAmelie: this land is ruled by the will of Totoro
ultraslimgod57: 🦀
Juliamon: !addquote (Cori) [now] How do I disable tree heartbeat?
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Juliamon: I do not like that!
BusTed: Those are some axes of rotation.
Boopity: Oh that would not be kind on my body
matthaus_c: oh lawd they spinnin
GreatWahooney: yo dawg, we heard you like spinnin
Astrovore: the helter skelter!
GreatWahooney: so we put a spinnin motion in your spinnin motion
TehAmelie: jeez if you want to make the patrons vomit that bad why not use stress doses of radiation
MAPBoardgames: That slide seems all helter-skelter!
SkipIives: wow, it's Action Park!
TehAmelie: seems safer than that twirling stick ride
GhostValv: I'm glad it's seeing use after the power wash
Astrovore: is that a tweezer button?
Boopity: It seems a little awkward to be waiting in line for what is basically a really big slide
matthaus_c: you gotta get the screamies out
Astrovore: for... their eyebrows?
TehAmelie: i've been to bigger slides than that, and they had zero lines
Boopity: Fun achieved
SquareDotCube: they also got big sombreros
Astrovore: ohhhh
Boopity: Wooow LUL
Astrovore: now Austin is all sad!
BusTed: Shouldn't have worn such a distinctive hat.
jundinator: What happened to the other park?
Juliamon: The other park ran out of money
Boopity: We bankrupted
GreatWahooney: wow imagine standing in line for a slide and getting plucked out with a magical pair of tweezers
TStodden: Time in the park in THE NEGATIVES!? How is that temporally plausible?
SquareDotCube: When do we grab someone misbehaving and throw them into the river?
YT_GirlPainting: Defnetly a German Park ^^
Boopity: Oh my god you just killed a man :O
matthaus_c: do they die
Raiz0k: @TStodden Simple. A time machine disguised as a ride.
TehAmelie: all this park seems to need is one of those paired rollercoasters with intertwining tracks
mjiig: Why has everyone been in the park for a negative amount of time?
GreatWahooney: if you die in the river, do you die in real life?
Juliamon: Longer than you want
TStodden: That guy only had 4 hours to live or something like that...
GhostValv: D:
kimmiekoneko: can you charge someone for drowning
Boopity: This is not the kind of questions I expected on this stream of Parkitect LUL
jundinator: Did we start with all these rides?
BusTed: does drowning count as a ride?
matthaus_c: I normally have to pay premium for this kind of breath play
Boopity: Hey, no drowning allowed!
Azralorne: The things you are saying would be very terrifying out of context
Boopity: matthaus LUL
Juliamon: jundinator This is a pre-made
kimmiekoneko: he's doing an activity in your park!
beowuuf: @Boopity i'm surprised it took this long quite frankly :p
TehAmelie: hm do we have any kind of safety personell
BusTed: banned indeed
niccus: wait you found Tom Scott
matthaus_c: he is banned
GhostValv: o7
TehAmelie: problem solved!
YT_GirlPainting: girlpaDIE
Juliamon: rip tom scott
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Boopity: Is our park haunted now?
GreatWahooney: F
kimmiekoneko: banned for drowning
TehAmelie: of course, you need some sacrifices to make a haunted house
jundinator: Won't drowning people cause bad PR
GhostValv: a bit too immersive
jundinator: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
jaxildan_: *tom scott voice* i am drowning in a theme park river
NorthstarTex: yep
BusTed: Tom seemed pretty immersed.
ghyllnox: Seems like at least one person was immersed
Raiz0k: "Can you charge someone for drowning" I see Cori is shifting south xD.
beowuuf: can't wait for the mysteriously appearing youtube vid about the afterlive
TStodden: Famed YouTuber Tom Scott banned after drowing to death at local theme park.
jundinator: dooleyLose
kimmiekoneko: he was drowning outside of drowning times, which were posted somewhere
BusTed: No sign he ever existed.
SquareDotCube: "cleaning"
AtomicAlchemical: the perfect crime
Boopity: Got away with it just like that huh
Juliamon: Sure he did. At the bottom of the river.
ghyllnox: Or, more importantly, money
loufghyslaufey: Why? Was Cori going to loot them? LUL StinkyCheese FBBlock NewRecord StinkyGlitch
matthaus_c: gort gort
Boopity: Gort gort!
TehAmelie: now it's a spoop slide
Boopity: @matthaus_c The shared brain cell
Raiz0k: @TStodden "I am at 2m below the water table at the X theme park"
kimmiekoneko: gort and quandale dingle?
matthaus_c: @Boopity pass the brain cell on the left hand side
munocard: Very gorty music
MAPBoardgames: SingsNote "After these messages.... we'll be riiiight back!"
TehAmelie: if drowning really made that guy an unperson it is p. spooky
Boopity: This really should've been playing when we were watching Tom drown for like 4 minutes
loufghyslaufey: Wow. Is Loki S2 looming in the background?
beowuuf: i saw nothing... i don't want to know whatcoridoes to witnesses
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TehAmelie: while the park is closed, why not visit. . .the parp https://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/09/party.html
iris_of_ether: @tehamelie That was my intro to her and I still love it
TehAmelie: i kept thinking of it every time i heard "Parkitect" and now you may too
Boopity: Truly haunting vocal work in Gort
munocard: Oh god
BusTed: DinoDance
ghyllnox: Nort
SquareDotCube: and now, polka
RedAlexxis: slight tempo change there
iris_of_ether: Love the simulated theramin in the prior music
empyreon: riffHarvMarv
iris_of_ether: escher3DOOT escher3DOOT escher3DOOT escher3DOOT
munocard: This is what it sounds like when YOU are the Gort
beowuuf: 2020Party 2020Pajamas
beowuuf: wb
iris_of_ether: 2020Party 2020Pajamas
TehAmelie: hello again
munocard: Roll for initiative
Azralorne: Who are you again
beowuuf: we must drown a successive amount of people
TehAmelie: a campaign to conquer all the world's fun
munocard: A map?
Azralorne: Bathrooms!!
Azralorne: So many bathrooms
Azralorne: All bathrooms
munocard: just lots of places to pee
LurkerSpine: honestly? accurate
munocard: Smells like a toilet at the entry
TehAmelie: a free range mall, could work
Azralorne: Hey sometimes those lines to get in are long
munocard: More like a suggestion of a bench
KeytarCat: There is a lot going on in this soundtrack, and I kinda like it
munocard: Just straight lime juice
margieargie: Ohhhhh, getting them with the combo?
TehAmelie: maybe turn down the salt one grain, give ourselves some room to grow
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Azralorne: What if the fruit naturally has sugar? Do you remove the sugar?
GreatWahooney: well I didn't hear "no *added* sugar"
iris_of_ether: Just 100% straight cranberry juice yum yum
inconsideratehat: That is an annoying restriction
TehAmelie: hm maybe a hole in the big path will give us more edge to work with
Boon_33: the wizard did it.
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NotCainNorAbel: Floating lights are not the architects problem, that's the installer's problem
TehAmelie: purple rock, sound valuable
munocard: The Twitch Rock
TehAmelie: [Krog voice]
iris_of_ether: PridePaint
margieargie: Should definitely get attention, at least
KeytarCat: @margieargie [exasperated G voice] "You wouldn't ignore it!"
Boopity: Come to our amusement park, we got pretzels
Boopity: They came here for the benches
NotCainNorAbel: clearly spies
TehAmelie: what's the entrance fee, $3? might be worth it for a place to sit in public depending on where you live
MAPBoardgames: I remember the old RCT, the guest AI meant you shouldn't build wide plazas, only single-width paths.
TehAmelie: clearly worth it
TehAmelie: and so much grass
margieargie: @MAPBoardgames From the looks of things, this AI isn't doing any better about those
MAPBoardgames: It might be the same.
KeytarCat: guests are selling stuff??
TStodden: I know that if you want to be EVIL, you could just place a "DO NOT ENTER" arch facing the exit of the park (so it's not visible to those entering).
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kusinohki: meows
TStodden: It might be a mod on some of these games.
MAPBoardgames: In RCT the AI would walk the path then flip a coin if it came to an intersection about which way to go. Wide plazas would trap them inside.
Boopity: Oh that's... an unfortunate algorithm
MAPBoardgames: I think your burgers are backwards
TimIAm: @MAPBoardgames Does that suggest you can simulate brownian motion in RCT
SoldieroFortune: I think that burger joint is backwards
MAPBoardgames: @TimIAm Yes
Boopity: We get TWO cool purple rocks? PogChamp
TStodden: The people DEMAND cheese for our burgers!
MAPBoardgames: Burger stand is backwards
jessicaengle: Hello! Are we being fungineers today?
TehAmelie: reminds me of the riddle, what's purple, lives two feet under the ground and eats rocks?
Boopity: I do love that we're not even considering the amusement park aspect at the moment
Falannt: hi chat, hi lrr
jessicaengle: Hiya
TehAmelie: this seems like a safe way to build capital before we invest in rides that take maintenance and stuff
Boopity: Oh no, are we drowning people already?
jessicaengle: Punch a chunk!
BusTed: 😬
jessicaengle: Please :D
TStodden: We already killed Tom Scott... so we don't know who else is going to die!
jessicaengle: J/k
KeytarCat: @MAPBoardgames is that why our dude is walking so far?
MAPBoardgames: Aye! but at least the staff can get a burger which is 50% cheese by price.
TreeVor84: is the burger place backward?
MAPBoardgames: No, they walk to the shop back to deliver
NorthstarTex: ^thar
TStodden: The Burger Joint is backwards... as the worker is taking a long walk.
jessicaengle: "Backdoor Burgies"
jacqui_lantern234: hey all you wonderful friends whomst i love AGGRESSIVELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3
Boopity: The burgers are an employee benefit
margieargie: Welcome to Backwards Burger, home of the backwards burger
sephsays: The visitors have heard tales of the employee's burgers, and would love to try one one day
jessicaengle: I worked at a theme part for five summers in my youth. I ate a lot of employee benefit burgers FBtouchdown
KeytarCat: benches closed
Boopity: Omg we are famous on TikTok
MAPBoardgames: Does Backwards Burger have a secret menu item of "Upside-down burger"?
TehAmelie: we've got some bench haters on the loose
Boopity: Still not as bad as the pee bushes or poop on walls
NorthstarTex: no security guard?
MAPBoardgames: Ah video games, where you fix stuff by hitting it with a wrench.
Boopity: Ok now to figure out a way to manifest perpetual rain
KeytarCat: Ah yes, solve crime with cops
Falannt: Is the number in the left corner with the smiley-head the visitors, like the number for the goal? So, right now 30?
jessicaengle: This is Jurassic Park level theme park rain
Mangledpixel: #benches
margieargie: Maybe the purple rock is too intense
EricTheOrange: I'm back do we have a ride yet?
Boopity: No, but we have security :)
NorthstarTex: just make a giant eatery
Boopity: I love this food court advertised as an amusement park
Xed_Regulus: Your park has more benches per footage of walking space than any real amusement park
GreatWahooney: perhaps consider a mellower rock, perhaps lilac
GreatWahooney: now *that's* a low intensity ride
KeytarCat: Is new rock floating?
MAPBoardgames: I look away for a moment and now we have THREE purple stones? What did we do to deserve such opulence?
jessicaengle: It's not a white castle, is it?
NorthstarTex: no ice!? that's hella decadent
SquareDotCube: no ice? No no, all the ice! It's the money-saving tech that nobody on the buying side notices!
BrindleBoar: but can you sell spicy food for cheap, and overcharge on drinks? Kappa
SquareDotCube: stone benches
SquareDotCube: certainly be harder to break
Boopity: Truly we need some spiky benches so that vandals cannot touch them
Boon_33: another purple rock will bring the tourists back.
TehAmelie: depending on how hot the weather is i'm often happy to pay soda money for half a cup of ice cubes and half a cup of soda
Boopity: You have to _work_ for this rock
MAPBoardgames: FOUR purple rocks?
TStodden: Can we have a RC boat rental place?
jessicaengle: Walking Simulator
glitched_goddess: The ol viewing rock
Boon_33: am I the only one that loves to fill the whole cup with ice just so I don't drink as much suger water?
margieargie: Ooooh, red rock... for the high-intensity fans
EricTheOrange: rock not purple 0/10
kusinohki: which purple rock is the weather rock?
Boopity: Look at all those people flocking to see the new rock, clearly it's working
jessicaengle: Genuflect, ye masses
MAPBoardgames: Maybe a shop that sells little plastic replica rocks?
Boon_33: @MAPBoardgames they would be plastic :(
satyropodobny: chocolate replica rocks
They_Are_Alyx: Contemplate the rock
jessicaengle: Please do not taunt the rock
kimmiekoneko: i love rock
MAPBoardgames: !findquote rock
LRRbot: Quote #1430: "*gently rocking back and forth* Do we have to keep playing?" —Alex [2014-01-17]
TStodden: Dare I ask... what game did that to Alex?
satyropodobny: good old rock. Nothing beats that!
MAPBoardgames: Dunno, W+P for sure @TStodden
Spanked42: I try to keep my staff put away
Boopity: I showed you my staff pls respond
TStodden: I can only speculate it might be Pray Warriors, but I'm not certain.
Boon_33: 10$ ballons? are we the baddies?
TehAmelie: helium balloons? i think they're more expensive usually
Boopity: They saw the 10$ price tag and just left LUL
Spanked42: they can't eat balloons
kimmiekoneko: how many balloons until someone just floats away
margieargie: @kimmiekoneko One, if it's big enough
MAPBoardgames: OK, I'm reinstalling Parkitect now. <sarcastic> THANKS CORI!
beowuuf: @TStodden whatever that is was a month before the outlast stream, so... not sure...
satyropodobny: reenacting Pixar's UP one balloon at a time
TehAmelie: *squeaky drug addict voice* helium is the only way to fly
Boon_33: why do they call it the ballon 360, when you see it you turn 360 degrees and walk away :)
Boon_33: @TehAmelie LUL
Boopity: I can't believe we spent all that time researching the science of balloons only for no one to buy it
TStodden: Um.... that's not how 360's work, as you're looking straight at it after turning 360 (a complete circle)
beowuuf: @TStodden actually the date matches prayer warriors, so there we go :D
Boopity: Balloon!
satyropodobny: look at that highroller
KeytarCat: @TStodden moonwalk away, staring the haters in the eyes
Boopity: Now go and make all your friends jealous with that sweet balloon
MAPBoardgames: Who needs a ride? We've got rocks to look at!
NorthstarTex: wtf? We getting a slide!?
TStodden: @KeytarCat I'll concede to that.
EricTheOrange: "I liked it better when their was no rides" 0 stars
Boopity: "They really sold out when they started adding rides"
gualdhar: have we considered a roller coaster with one very large hill, followed by a bunch of tight loops?
TStodden: Evil thought: CHAIN RIDES (make the exit of the 1st ride the line for the 2nd)
GlenGreer: I cleaned that slide in PowerWash Simulator!
Boopity: Make slide go faster? Isn't that just... tampering with gravity?
Xed_Regulus: Can you grease the slide?
margieargie: You can, presumably but I imagine that might not be good for the guests
EricTheOrange: faster slide means more fun
beowuuf: raymmuVIOLIN
TehAmelie: maybe just a little water to loosen the slide
kimmiekoneko: everyone at the entrance: yeah no
Boopity: LUL
jessicaengle: Is this the in-game music?
beowuuf: lol
Boopity: It is, that's what we set for the slide
satyropodobny: they'd pay if this was disney themed
TehAmelie: we have a classical slide
Boopity: Custom music PogChamp
kimmiekoneko: i have the money, but i don't have the butt-chaffage for this ride
GreatWahooney: bees!
Boopity: Live bees!
Kibbik: critroleHellobees
EvilBadman: Oh please do it
Invitare: what sort of bees?
jessicaengle: Is there a line for the rock?
TStodden: I'm still on the evil thought of chaining rides, as we can make the first ride dirt cheap... but the second ride could be highway robbery if the patron wants to leave.
Boopity: Clearly then we have to recolor the slide to match the bee branding
GreatWahooney: what formats does it take? can I make it play internet radio?
Boon_33: @kimmiekoneko I think you're supposed to ride a carpet....
Boopity: Where do bee live on desktop?
EricTheOrange: are their rides where you basically get in a vacuum tube capsule?
TimIAm: It should generate signal from the motion of all the guests in the park and turn that into music
satyropodobny: @GreatWahooney Only .Wav and mp3 I'm afraid
jessicaengle: what about .bee?
GreatWahooney: @satyropodobny still pretty good, I can shove audiobooks in there
Invitare: the spaces must flow
Boopity: Does the game perhaps need a reset to see it?
satyropodobny: Making all of the rides play Dragula is the only moral choice
margieargie: Put subliminal messages into the ride music that makes people want balloons
GreatWahooney: I want the multiple axis spin ride thing to play The Three Body Problem
satyropodobny: @GreatWahooney educational!
margieargie: lrrDILLY
TStodden: iCream!
BusTed: PogChamp lrrDILLY
NorthstarTex: jlrrIcream jlrrIcream jlrrIcream
Boopity: If ice cream doesn't sell like hotcakes, I call shenanigans
jessicaengle: jlrrIcream CurseLit jlrrIcream
satyropodobny: I-cream!
Boopity: Every temperature is perfect temperature for ice cream
LurkerSpine: I mean, it won't melt that fast
margieargie: Oh, right, thanks for reminding me I have ice cream waiting for me in the freezer
Boopity: The slide lights up?? PogChamp
GreatWahooney: speaking of custom music folders in games, I recall that GTA4 interjects various generic radio DJ comments. I remember it adding a very awkward comment about formative experiences before randomly selecting Neverhood's "Laughing Crying Screaming Masses"
jessicaengle: @margieargie jlrrPongchamp FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Welbog: Hello good evening how many ceramic bowls would you say this game makes?
Boopity: We really just unlocked ice cream when the temperature dropped drastically
jessicaengle: Do you lose money on the slide attraction if you set the cost to zero?
jessicaengle: Or is it just net zero?
GreatWahooney: wow, discounted all the way from 10 to 3 dollars?
Boopity: That guy really loved that slide
Boon_33: 18-15, you made 3$ on that slide last month
jessicaengle: Maint. cost is not covered by the front gate admission I guess?
Welbog: This looks very exactly RCT but 3D.
jessicaengle: Is the slide a metaphor for drugs?
Boopity: Every ride needs a rock
Welbog: Rock on
NorthstarTex: every ride gets a rock.
TStodden: Need more Queue Linez
jessicaengle: Must stan rock.
Boon_33: I would pay 10$ to ride a Graviton, those thing are fun.
satyropodobny: the rocks may be made of chocolate. Or not.
Boopity: Did that person just cut through the queue!?
TStodden: Pardon me for sticking to the evil thought, but have the 1st one spin clockwise, but the 2nd long spin counerclockwise longer.
Boon_33: Running along the walls I'd bet
Boopity: Oh the slide is popping though
jessicaengle: $1M to spin forever. If even one person buys a ticket, we pocket a million bucks.
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goatprince: are we being ethical today in parkitect? or are we trying to recreate the crimes of roller coaster tycoons of the past?
GreatWahooney: hey, security deserves some fun too
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Boopity: @goatprince We drowned a person earlier
TStodden: We can't spin them forever... Too much blood in the brain can kill.
midnightcurryjazz: well, thats a definition of ethics
goatprince: drowning. classic
libraryrulesrule: @TStodden can't, or shouldn't?
Boon_33: are 10$ ballons ethical?
iris_of_ether: I honestly need to try roleplaying someone awful the next time I try to play these
Boopity: something something ethical consumption capitalism
Boopity: LUL
gualdhar: is an Euthenasia Coaster considered ethical?
googoltudoris: Gualdha
iris_of_ether: *snort*
googoltudoris: @gualdhar it is in oregon!
TStodden: We just have to creatively define "Spinning for Life"... as "life" could be defined as an hour (before death).
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Boopity: The varying amounts of spin. Now the only thing that's left is to make it vague as to which one is which
iris_of_ether: Gravitron and Gravinone.
googoltudoris: experiment- will customers pay double the money for double the time?
Boon_33: you graviton is stealing customers from your graviton.
jessicaengle: Gravitrons and Graviolis.
Invitare: are they cheering or dying? I can;t tell
ShaneLeeAtk: Are we out here killing folks with ADRENALINE
TStodden: I'm still in "chain scamming"
jundinator: Are we building a park from nothing again?
PhlibbertyGib: What if the exit of the first one led to the entrance of the other one?
margieargie: Wow, if you like gravitrons, this is the park for you
Boon_33: @jundinator yep
jessicaengle: Which gravitron was your favorite, kids?
jundinator: Why so many gravitrons
TehAmelie: so many gravities
TStodden: @PhlibbertyGib Hence the evil act of "Ride Chaining"
ShaneLeeAtk: I used to enjoy breaking physics in the Gravitron at the county fair.
goatprince: people are drawn to the gravitron
iris_of_ether: foxmarSPIN
jundinator: Do we have bumper cars?
EricTheOrange: gotta make the slide faster, theirs a line building up.
PhlibbertyGib: Reward the intrepid explorers with a $5 umbrella
TStodden: Once the take the first ride, they're trapped until they take the second (or third, fourth, fifth, ect.) ride(s) to leave.
Boon_33: grease it!
googoltudoris: just increase gravity, duh!
GhostValv: increase gravity
Mangledpixel: time for lightning to strike a gravitron, overcharging it till it forms a black hole
googoltudoris: Large Hadron (people) Collider
jundinator: When will we get a roller coaster
QuixoticScrivener: What’s the symbol above the umbrella shop?
whitefirecomix: Coasters are for closers
PhlibbertyGib: When people stop riding gravitrons
HyruleGirl9: what is a roller coaster but a horizontal gravitron
TStodden: We could make "The Ejector" (out of the park, where deaths don't count)
margieargie: The only coasters needed at this park are for the drinks to go on <_<
jundinator: FERRIS WHEEL
EricTheOrange: this is a no coaster park
Mangledpixel: Monorail! I heard it put Ogdenville and North Haverbrook on the map!
jundinator: Time for our Disney transit system
jessicaengle: To travel between the gravitrons
TStodden: Monorail to the next ride, which is... ANOTHER Monorail! lrrBEEJ
EricTheOrange: Is the mono rail a ride or transportation?
jundinator: Kappa
TStodden: @EricTheOrange YES
Boopity: And a tour guide "So here we have our gravitron... and there's the second one, oh- and here we have the crown jewel, our third gravitron"
Xed_Regulus: Now that is one fine monorail.
Boopity: Scientifically engineered amounts of fun
goatprince: oh nice, the entrance can queue from the side
Boon_33: @goatprince this is truely the future of park games.
Boopity: Riveting
tod_vom_himmel: !next
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ShaneLeeAtk: Bees? Live Bees?
Boopity: B B B B B
iris_of_ether: escher3ANGRY escher3ANGRY escher3ANGRY
beowuuf: bye bye guitar
Boopity: That song was actually quite pleasant
beowuuf: this game has a cool music selection
beowuuf: wb guitar
beowuuf: raymmuGUITAR
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: It's Beej — who knows.
beowuuf: wb
beowuuf: escher3BEE escher3BEE escher3BEE
iris_of_ether: escher3ANGRY escher3ANGRY escher3ANGRY
NorthstarTex: !findquote bees
LRRbot: Quote #5820: "Imagine a bee the size of a rat with a sword." —Graham [2019-02-13]
beowuuf: blast from the past
margieargie: escher3BEE escher3BEE
ContingentCat: PrideUwu PrideUwu
Boopity: The distant yelling of "Live bees!" is everything
jessicaengle: You mean, a duorail?
EricTheOrange: are all the rides playing that same music? if not why?
iris_of_ether: Oh *no*
Boopity: R-r-r-remix
beowuuf: prfect synthesis
MWGNZ: jamieDance jamieDance jamieDance
margieargie: That -almost- works, and that just makes it worse :p
ladyjessica: Please stop
fastlane250: a cacophony of merriment
EvilBadman: Grab one and do some record scratching
Boopity: You know it actually worked for a few seconds
jessicaengle: jlrrCooltunes sergeCrimes
ladyjessica: Oh good live bees
ladyjessica: Much better.
TehAmelie: now i hear the song as "slide bees"
jessicaengle: @ladyjessica Hi Jessica :D
midnightcurryjazz: I want a merry go round with inspirational beej quotes being played from it
bondeulv: That slide ride is from RCT
SkylerRingtail: The real question: can we get a car ride, color the cars like a bus, and play 'that' version of Vengabus
TehAmelie: slide bee, slide bee
Boopity: Oh my god
DoodlestheGreat: Will it let you put down Scrambled Eggs yet? I always like those.
ladyjessica: @jessicaengle Hello :)
DoodlestheGreat: Okay, they call it Twister.
jessicaengle: J-Town represent
ladyjessica: lrrFINE
ladyjessica: :)
iris_of_ether: I appreciate how Nelly's trombone is giving this whole thing a feel of the Animal Crossing 3AM music
fastlane250: forevertron
inconsideratehat: I missed why we have live bees? 😆
Boopity: Why not? Kappa
jessicaengle: Increase sales?
beowuuf: ^
bondeulv: no roller coasters yet?
mercano82: It seems more like a Shelbyville sort of thing
jessicaengle: Maybe the theme park is Bee World. You can sell bee beanies in the gift shop.
Endraste: bee-nies, if you will
Boopity: Bee World, the best place to bee
jessicaengle: @Boopity sergeJustRight wow
TheAinMAP: PrideBalloons
jessicaengle: Bee-lloons
NorthstarTex: its very next level
mercano82: Sounds like it was inspired by the Utilitunnels at Disney
hippofant: There's some nifty line-of-sight tech for what guests can see too
jundinator: <message deleted>Is there a death trap ride yet?
beowuuf: !venga
LRRbot: The Venga Bus is coming in for the kill, it's doing it for a thrill. Oh, I'm hoping you'll understand.
jundinator: <message deleted>!advice
LRRbot: You're right here.
NorthstarTex: !findquote bus
LRRbot: Quote #1146: "I already confirmed Desert Bus Australia." —Matt [2015-11-20]
jundinator: <message deleted>!quote
LRRbot: Quote #93: "Hell, the Gospels are fan-fiction." —Cameron [2015-04-02]
jundinator: <message deleted>!punt
iris_of_ether: Thank you for the park fun
beowuuf: sergeHi thanks for the fun
jundinator: Why does !punt do that
TehAmelie: thanks for the streem
Boopity: Thank you for the peak park content
jundinator: Bye
jessicaengle: Thanks for the stream
jundinator: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #883: "Yay LMAO!" —Alex [2015-10-16]
Ryxiene: thanks for the stream! PrideHeartL PrideHeartR
margieargie: "Talking Simulator is really good value!"
Anubis169: because it keeps things positive
jundinator: !advice
LRRbot: Pick a difficult bone.
NorthstarTex: !badadvice
LRRbot: Use your body to cushion your own fall.
Falannt: byebye and refill your energy ;D
jundinator: !badadvice
LRRbot: More lips will solve this.
jundinator: !storm
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jundinator: !badadvice
LRRbot: Train the goat.
jundinator: !advice
LRRbot: Strain and discard solids
iris_of_ether: lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrSHINE
Anubis169: uhh... jundinator, the bot gets tired easily :D
jundinator: Did the moonbase get covid?
empyreon: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
beowuuf: byyyye
SkylerRingtail: Hopefully just the regular pox, not the spicy kind
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
tod_vom_himmel: wait, she can SEE us?
Earthenone: they did a lot of traveling
beowuuf: oh no, suddenly nightmares
Juliamon: Ian said he had the spicy kind
Anubis169: ah crap
NorthstarTex: oh gods the broken "LIVE BEES"
Anubis169: :(
margieargie: Nothing big I hope, just a small pox... wait, no, not that one!
Earthenone: its too bad they had to get sick so close to regular crispy day
Anubis169: get well soon to all <3
beowuuf: oh no, that's coming up...
beowuuf: lrrHEART
DoodlestheGreat: @Earthenone They can always do it from their respective homes.
ContingentCat: !badadvice
LRRbot: Try the Sacrifice Yoshi Maneuver.