Talking Simulator | Parkitect

  Juliamon: so chat, how's your day been
 corianderd: >_> it's a day
  Foxmar320: Yeah it sure is a day
 corianderd: no wait. I did a good job making sure all my things are set up for stream. I'm very productive
 corianderd: nailed it!
  Juliamon: I had the privilege of explaining pogchamp to an older person
 corianderd: oh wow
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !next
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 Earthenone: i dont know pogchamp myself, i just know its usualy used by people to young to have used pogs in their prime
 Earthenone: 
 TheAinMAP:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
 GhostValv:   
 Earthenone: anyways, time to become the Parkitects of our own distruction
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 iris_of_ether: I both love and am very bad at these types of games 
 beowuuf:    
 beowuuf: this music is a damed delight, game 10/10 already
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this going to be the revenge of the pee bushes from School Simulator?
 Going_Medium:   
  Juliamon: I'm betting on vomit this time
 corianderd: 
 GhostValv:   
Boopity: What a banger
 iris_of_ether:  
 Thefluffiestguineapig:   
 Astramentha:     
 GreatWahooney: hello chat!
 beowuuf: 
 GreatWahooney: we having a good day?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The dino even is on beat!
 beowuuf: 
 beowuuf: breakdown!
 beowuuf: \m/
 TheAinMAP:   
 TheAinMAP: Hello.
 TehAmelie: 
  Juliamon: Good start, good start
 beowuuf: hey cori, good save
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian's driving rig in the background is funny to me
 beowuuf: very loudly
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  Juliamon: The notifier was loud
 Astramentha: 
 beowuuf: 100 no lie, bities available for support
  Sarah_Serinde: I think it's Cori that's quiet
ghyllnox: It's ear piercing
 KV1NN4: it's not great
ghyllnox: Compared to you
 beowuuf: there we go
  Sarah_Serinde: Haha it's an improvement
 KV1NN4: BETTER
ghyllnox: Yes much ty
 iris_of_ether: 
 Astramentha: Yes
ghyllnox: 
 beowuuf: park tycoon for the gentler generation
noSmokeFire: can't wait for Tycoon Tycoon
Boopity: New parks just dropped??
 JadedCynic: Simulator Simulator 20xx
 beowuuf:   
 Astrovore: balance sounds good
 TehAmelie: i think the time is ripe for theme park simulator simulator, it's such a popular genre
 raulghoulia: jaunty
 KV1NN4: music could be a little quieter..
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is it a solo Cori today?
Boopity: Balance good, maybe the game just a tinge quieter
ghyllnox: Good, you're still a bit quiet, but it's good
 BraveOthello: Balance is fine. That is not the choice I question
 Astrovore: it's very energetic music for tuesday afternoon
 TheAinMAP: 
 LurkerSpine: parki times
 JadedCynic: balance is now great 
 KV1NN4: my audio processing issues maybe jaunty/energetic music drown out voices
 beowuuf: i was 5 seconds ago years old when i discovered that the dancing dino was a global emote not just from a popular channel
 beowuuf: 
  Juliamon: beowuuf In your defense it's fairly new
 KV1NN4: 
metboy_pully: I still think Shadows over Loathing has a really good colorblind mode.
 GreatWahooney: wait it is? oh heck 
 KV1NN4: Thank you so much Cori
 beowuuf: i feel slightly better 
 iris_of_ether: 
 ryuhimora: Off. The. Grid.
 beowuuf: what then!
 ryuhimora: SSR shouldn't be THAT much of a performance hit
Boopity: Gamer box exposed live on stream 
 iris_of_ether: Jraffics!
 Astrovore: expensive just means it's good
metboy_pully: Sepia tone, duh.
Boopity: We couldn't find more colors than 1800
 TehAmelie: more screen shake?
 BraveOthello: Oh, I was thinking Kelvin, but I think that's below visible light
 Rourke9: I love failure
metboy_pully: (that 'duh' came across harsher than I wanted it.)
 Astrovore: "on purpose", sure
Boopity: O-Oh, for some reason my first mental image after hearing Parkitect was "parking lots", then I realized "parks" as in the place in a city with trees and grass would make more sense, and now I realize it is in fact neither of those
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EricTheOrange: Implying that Cam stops you from failing?
 ryuhimora: Caress-L
Boopity: Good spin
metboy_pully: Isn't rotating the ride the point of the ride?
 Astrovore: pretty sure the carousel rotates by itself, game
 Rourke9: Satisfying
 beowuuf: can our park be called Whichney?
 TehAmelie: a parking house designer sim would be a challenge to make but i want to see it
metboy_pully: "queue" is a single letter with 4 silent vowels.
 GreatWahooney: I'm enjoying the aesthetics here
 beowuuf: @metboy_pully we brits love our silent vowels and tea
 iris_of_ether: I think I *have* tried playing this! I really need a tycoon gaming buddy, because these games hit my analysis paralysis real bad 
 Astrovore: @metboy_pully They're waiting in line. They'll be heard when they get to the front
 AtomicAlchemical: Do you ever just think about how Rollercoaster Tycoon was coded in assembly?
 LordZarano: @metboy_pully jan Misali has some... notes about that
 beowuuf: \m/
 iris_of_ether:    
metboy_pully: @Astrovore I almost spit out my coffee.
Boopity: @AtomicAlchemical I did not but now I will every day
 TehAmelie: @AtomicAlchemical didn't know that but it's amazing
 beowuuf: this is giving me level one church vibes from disco elysium.i think we can go hardcore-er
 GreatWahooney: I remember having a fun time with Two-Point Hospital, I guess this might scratch a similar itch for me
EricTheOrange: I never really got the coaster design in roller coaster tycoon so I'd just buy the prebuilt ones.
 TehAmelie: i was thinking, maybe we could increase the UI 10% or so?
 TehAmelie: sweet
Boopity: Look at the size of that UI 
 Astrovore: so much better
 GreatWahooney: sweet
 MAPBoardgames: go big or go home?
Ostrage1: Hurray for legibility!
Boopity: It just keeps going!
 TehAmelie: ooh, we get tube mail
EricTheOrange: So is that like an undderground shuttle bus for employees?
 TehAmelie: basically we're playing Control
 Astrovore: oh no!
 GhostValv: 
EricTheOrange: what ride is the UFO?
 Gekyouryuu: I'm late, so I don't know if this place has a name already, but I choose to call it Yo-SIM-ete
 Gekyouryuu: Or is this an amusement park and not a national one?
  Juliamon: Amusement
 TehAmelie: we can call it Fun Simulator
EricTheOrange: can't let the guests see behind the curtain
 Astrovore: you've just left your depot on full display.
 iris_of_ether: You gotta get yo tree on
 Gekyouryuu: Ah, dinger
Boopity: Oh, I thought the red implied our paths were hideous
  Juliamon: it's a Tycoon-like
 ryuhimora: Depots not an amusing building.
 NorthstarTex: Hello everyone.
file_maker: gotta think like Disney
 Astrovore: @NorthstarTex Hi!
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 ryuhimora: Notification sound still a tad high
  Juliamon: Oh no, the turkey legs!
 beowuuf: as long as it's not a euphamism for blood, it's all good
Boopity: Not the burgers too 
 NorthstarTex: wow...this is like Roller Coaster tycoon on steroids 
Boopity: Yeah, as someone who has zero experience playing these kinds of games... this is quite in-depth
 SK__Ren: Was I the only one who tried to make coasters with as many Gs as possible?
 TehAmelie: ordering too much food makes you lower the prices, i see. that's so cool and mean
 NorthstarTex: @sk__ren I went for netatives personally
 NorthstarTex: negatives*
 iris_of_ether: Full of mystery and wonder
 NorthstarTex: good old s-bends
 TehAmelie: tutorial steering you into making mistakes, i thought that was XCom's thing
 NorthstarTex: *quietly adds this game to the wishlist*
EricTheOrange: Much like the sims I was never good at playing these games "properly".
Boopity: Yeah, I just build a basic square room and put all the necessary furniture in there 
 kimmiekoneko: does this one have dinosaurs or nah
 LordZarano: There are no mistakes, only happy little coasters 
 matthaus_c: Bobby Ray
 MAPBoardgames: That's $16 that should be in YOUR pocket.
Boopity: 
 kimmiekoneko: not sitting in front??
Boopity: Loving us hyper-analyzing this one customer in particular
 matthaus_c: you get what you pay for, Bobby
 TehAmelie: i mean, i have paid more for less
Bruceski: Rollercoaster in a thunderstorm
 kimmiekoneko: sitting there, contemplating life choices
Boopity: BOBBY you gotta hydrate
EricTheOrange: Whats better making a big ticket price to get in and free rides or free to get in and rides cost money.
 kimmiekoneko: in planet zoo the meta is making tons of very interesting bug exibits with donation boxes, and letting them pay for the rest of your zoo
Boopity: The luxury amusement park experience
EricTheOrange: I remember in the roller coaster tycoon I played you could make your bathrooms have a cost to use.
 matthaus_c: advertise as a crypto theme park and just watch the cash start raining
 NorthstarTex: you pay heavy entry fee, free rides, upcharge on food and the min price for the bathroom
 TehAmelie: my preference as a customer is free entry and pay per ride or pay for a day pass, but maybe we're thinking strategically
Boopity: 
Boopity: Amazing
 GhostValv: borger
 kimmiekoneko: yes in the classic bullfrog game from 1995, you had to make your fries extra salty to get customers drink extra watery pepsi to get them to use the extra expensive bathrooms
Boopity: @kimmiekoneko That just sounds like capitalism IRL honestly
Boopity: Is our amusement park just.... one VERY long stretch of gravel leading into a dry burger shop?
 TehAmelie: my favorite trick in Theme Park was setting the lowest possible entry price, and then after the bus loads of people get off, you pause and raise it to max
Boopity: That's hilarious
EricTheOrange: dunno if it works in this game but in real life they make the stuff people want the most farthest away from the entrance in hopes of getting them to spend money on other things along the way.
 NorthstarTex: How dare my employees get in for free
 kimmiekoneko: games like theme park made me go to business school, where i learned i don't actually want to trick people and make them miserable IRL.
 TehAmelie: wise
hippofant: @EricTheOrange Pretty sure people in the RCTs don't "spend on the way." They're either going somewhere directly or just wandering.
EricTheOrange: we have more mascots than guests
 jundinator: Hi @loadingreadyrun
 jundinator: Isn't this fancy Rollercoaster tycoon
 MAPBoardgames: did you open the ride?
Boopity: Somebody asked for dinosaurs in chat earlier, there you go 
  Juliamon: yes, it's a Tycoon-like
 MAPBoardgames: @Juliamon There's no 'like' involved
 jundinator: What other rides do we have
 James_the_Dabbler: That's a lot of dinos
  Juliamon: I don't see Tycoon in the name, so it's a Tycoon-like
 NorthstarTex: Like this feels like a true spiritual successor to RCT, has a very familiar feel and look
 TehAmelie: oh, so many dinosaurs
 kimmiekoneko: i imagine there could be problems playing a 30-year old managing sim, and not understanding then-current pricing
 GreatWahooney: @Juliamon is the naming convention a key aspect of the genre?
KeytarCat: @jundinator Other rides? 
Boopity: That was a very brief thunderstorm
 NorthstarTex: "Come to the park! We have a ship and dinosaurs"
hippofant: This is probably the most similar remake to RCT1/RCT2. It doesn't add like pools or animals or such.
 jundinator: Where's the ferris 🎡
 kimmiekoneko: do we have a death trap yet
ghyllnox: "How quickly can I bankrupt the company"
 MAPBoardgames: @jundinator In the iron pit? 
Boopity: I suspect we are in the process of building said death trap
 matthaus_c: one person track, leads right into the back of the burger joint
 kimmiekoneko: are we building the euthanizing coaster?
Boopity: 
 SquareDotCube: hope you got neck bracing
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 NorthstarTex: I think there is the mad mouse coaster type
 matthaus_c: more tightly packed curves = more fun!
Boopity: Oh no!
 kimmiekoneko: i do love a mouse-type coaster
 jundinator: Time for a loan?
 GreatWahooney: don't worry loans are free
 TheAinMAP: Welp.
 NorthstarTex: gg
 kimmiekoneko: WHAT
Boopity: Open it??? It just ends  How does that work
 matthaus_c: might as well open it lmao
 jundinator: Is it safe?
 kimmiekoneko: no twelve dollar
 PixelArtDragon: Look, we've all made murder coasters. It's okay.
 NorthstarTex: @jundinator nope
 SquareDotCube: plonk
 kimmiekoneko: bonk.
 GreatWahooney: thunk
Boopity: The clang noise was excellent 
 James_the_Dabbler: Welp
 matthaus_c: a death worth paying for
 LurkerSpine: well, glad no one was riding?
ghyllnox: To be fair, that does go down as fast as possible
 SquareDotCube: no explosions here
 NorthstarTex: imminent bankruptcy
 beowuuf: you can't make an omlete ride withour breaking some legs
 MAPBoardgames: I still think the swinging ship ride hasn't been turned on
 TehAmelie: wow, we didn't have to use the hand of god to remove a segment from the ride while it's going to get it to crash
 jundinator: Can we get a loan?
  TStodden: Uh oh...  You're in the dead red...  can you pull out?
Boopity: Ummm the swinging ship is decorative
 matthaus_c: make it do a loop de loop
 kimmiekoneko: can i make this ship more nauseating
 kimmiekoneko: can you make it go all the way round???
 TheAinMAP: https://clips.twitch.tv/BusyQuaintEelStoneLightning-iooxeAKq5X5sNTh1
YT_GirlPainting: Goth evening
 matthaus_c: show me some lime green
 TehAmelie: the viking ship only goes just high enough to make everyone think they'll fall out, traditionally
Boopity: Oh random got some good color puke
 kimmiekoneko: i'm now glad you're going bankrupt
KeytarCat: Sun says it's on auto
 iris_of_ether: 
Boopity: 
Boopity: So... what are our dinos doing, actually?
Boopity: Oooh
 matthaus_c: they're hype dinos
 TehAmelie: ooh, RCT Nights
 LurkerSpine: so many mascots
KeytarCat: I also just thought it was a funny ssentence, so even if I were wrong I'd win
Boopity: You deaded
Boopity: L(
Boopity: * 
 GhostValv: o7
KeytarCat: O7
 RedAlexxis: Capitalism death
 kimmiekoneko: i DECLARE bancrupcy! i DECLARE it!
 Pteraspidomorphi: Wait I just got here and it's already over?
 matthaus_c: bankrupt% achieved
 NorthstarTex: gg o7
 SquareDotCube: time for an all-kiosk, no-rides run
 They_Are_Alyx: F
YT_GirlPainting: 
 iris_of_ether: o7
Boopity: @Pteraspidomorphi You hold too much power
 TehAmelie: can you sue the missed customers, like how movie distributors sue pirates for lost profit?
 Pteraspidomorphi: 
 MAPBoardgames: Did you park close because you spent too much on dinos? Or not enough?
 matthaus_c: are we walking into a ben drowned situation
Boopity: Clearly we needed more dinos
 kimmiekoneko: park needs a good mix of dinosaurs and bumper-car rides
 TehAmelie: hey, this park looks nice
Boopity: Cool hat!
 matthaus_c: she/her they/them cool/hat
 BusTed: As advertised.
YT_GirlPainting: thats big hat logan
Huskey3737: It's Dale Dimmadone!
 kimmiekoneko: increase hat prices
 matthaus_c: throb trees
 TehAmelie: maybe the price varies by how much bean dip you get with it
Boopity: Do your forests not undulate over in Canada?
 CptMurphey: the power of big hat
 TheAinMAP: Just blowing in the wind.
KeytarCat: Oh that's doin something to me
 SquareDotCube: oh it's a custom building
  Juliamon: aw that's neat!
ultraslimgod57: О друг крабочела
 kimmiekoneko: i never do custom buildings in these games
 TehAmelie: this land is ruled by the will of Totoro
ultraslimgod57: 🦀
  Juliamon: !addquote (Cori) [now] How do I disable tree heartbeat?
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  Juliamon: I do not like that!
 BusTed: Those are some axes of rotation.
Boopity: Oh that would not be kind on my body
 matthaus_c: oh lawd they spinnin
 GreatWahooney: yo dawg, we heard you like spinnin
 Astrovore: the helter skelter!
 GreatWahooney: so we put a spinnin motion in your spinnin motion
 TehAmelie: jeez if you want to make the patrons vomit that bad why not use stress doses of radiation
 MAPBoardgames: That slide seems all helter-skelter!
 SkipIives: wow, it's Action Park!
 TehAmelie: seems safer than that twirling stick ride
 GhostValv: I'm glad it's seeing use after the power wash
 Astrovore: is that a tweezer button?
Boopity: It seems a little awkward to be waiting in line for what is basically a really big slide
 matthaus_c: you gotta get the screamies out
 Astrovore: for... their eyebrows?
 TehAmelie: i've been to bigger slides than that, and they had zero lines
Boopity: Fun achieved
 SquareDotCube: they also got big sombreros
 Astrovore: ohhhh
Boopity: Wooow 
 Astrovore: now Austin is all sad!
 BusTed: Shouldn't have worn such a distinctive hat.
 jundinator: What happened to the other park?
  Juliamon: The other park ran out of money
Boopity: We bankrupted
 GreatWahooney: wow imagine standing in line for a slide and getting plucked out with a magical pair of tweezers
  TStodden: Time in the park in THE NEGATIVES!?  How is that temporally plausible?
 SquareDotCube: When do we grab someone misbehaving and throw them into the river?
YT_GirlPainting: Defnetly a German Park ^^
Boopity: Oh my god you just killed a man 
 matthaus_c: do they die
 Raiz0k: @TStodden Simple. A time machine disguised as a ride.
 TehAmelie: all this park seems to need is one of those paired rollercoasters with intertwining tracks
mjiig: Why has everyone been in the park for a negative amount of time?
 GreatWahooney: if you die in the river, do you die in real life?
  Juliamon: Longer than you want
  TStodden: That guy only had 4 hours to live or something like that...
 GhostValv: D:
 kimmiekoneko: can you charge someone for drowning
Boopity: This is not the kind of questions I expected on this stream of Parkitect 
 jundinator: Did we start with all these rides?
 BusTed: does drowning count as a ride?
 matthaus_c: I normally have to pay premium for this kind of breath play
Boopity: Hey, no drowning allowed!
 Azralorne: The things you are saying would be very terrifying out of context
Boopity: matthaus 
  Juliamon: jundinator This is a pre-made
 kimmiekoneko: he's doing an activity in your park!
 beowuuf: @Boopity i'm surprised it took this long quite frankly 
 TehAmelie: hm do we have any kind of safety personell
 BusTed: banned indeed
 niccus: wait you found Tom Scott
 matthaus_c: he is banned
 GhostValv: o7
 TehAmelie: problem solved!
YT_GirlPainting: 
  Juliamon: rip tom scott
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Boopity: Is our park haunted now?
 GreatWahooney: F
 kimmiekoneko: banned for drowning
 TehAmelie: of course, you need some sacrifices to make a haunted house
 jundinator: Won't drowning people cause bad PR
 GhostValv: a bit too immersive
 jundinator:   
 jaxildan_: *tom scott voice* i am drowning in a theme park river
 NorthstarTex: yep
 BusTed: Tom seemed pretty immersed.
ghyllnox: Seems like at least one person was immersed
 Raiz0k: "Can you charge someone for drowning" I see Cori is shifting south xD.
 beowuuf: can't wait for the  mysteriously appearing youtube vid about the afterlive
  TStodden: Famed YouTuber Tom Scott banned after drowing to death at local theme park.
 jundinator: 
 kimmiekoneko: he was drowning outside of drowning times, which were posted somewhere
 BusTed: No sign he ever existed.
 SquareDotCube: "cleaning"
 AtomicAlchemical: the perfect crime
Boopity: Got away with it just like that huh
  Juliamon: Sure he did. At the bottom of the river.
ghyllnox: Or, more importantly, money
loufghyslaufey: Why? Was Cori going to loot them?     
 matthaus_c: gort gort
Boopity: Gort gort!
 TehAmelie: now it's a spoop slide
Boopity: @matthaus_c The shared brain cell
 Raiz0k: @TStodden "I am at 2m below the water table at the X theme park"
 kimmiekoneko: gort and quandale dingle?
 matthaus_c: @Boopity pass the brain cell on the left hand side
 munocard: Very gorty music
 MAPBoardgames:  "After these messages....  we'll be riiiight back!"
 TehAmelie: if drowning really made that guy an unperson it is p. spooky
 TheAinMAP: https://clips.twitch.tv/TrappedWrongPassionfruitBloodTrail-pLJFAfwtD8Sy-FxK
Boopity: This really should've been playing when we were watching Tom drown for like 4 minutes
loufghyslaufey: Wow. Is Loki S2 looming in the background?
 beowuuf: i saw nothing... i don't want to know whatcoridoes to witnesses
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 TehAmelie: while the park is closed, why not visit. . .the parp https://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/09/party.html
 iris_of_ether: @tehamelie That was my intro to her and I still love it
 TehAmelie: i kept thinking of it every time i heard "Parkitect" and now you may too
Boopity: Truly haunting vocal work in Gort
 munocard: Oh god
 BusTed: 
ghyllnox: Nort
 SquareDotCube: and now, polka
 RedAlexxis: slight tempo change there
 iris_of_ether: Love the simulated theramin in the prior music
 empyreon: 
 iris_of_ether:    
 munocard: This is what it sounds like when YOU are the Gort
 beowuuf:  
 beowuuf: wb
 iris_of_ether:  
 TehAmelie: hello again
 munocard: Roll for initiative
 Azralorne: Who are you again
 beowuuf: we must drown a successive amount of people
 TehAmelie: a campaign to conquer all the world's fun
 munocard: A map?
 Azralorne: Bathrooms!!
 Azralorne: So many bathrooms
 Azralorne: All bathrooms
 munocard: just lots of places to pee
 LurkerSpine: honestly? accurate
 munocard: Smells like a toilet at the entry
 TehAmelie: a free range mall, could work
 Azralorne: Hey sometimes those lines to get in are long
 munocard: More like a suggestion of a bench
KeytarCat: There is a lot going on in this soundtrack, and I kinda like it
 munocard: Just straight lime juice
 margieargie: Ohhhhh, getting them with the combo?
 TehAmelie: maybe turn down the salt one grain, give ourselves some room to grow
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 Azralorne: What if the fruit naturally has sugar? Do you remove the sugar?
 GreatWahooney: well I didn't hear "no *added* sugar"
 iris_of_ether: Just 100% straight cranberry juice yum yum
 inconsideratehat: That is an annoying restriction
 TehAmelie: hm maybe a hole in the big path will give us more edge to work with
Boon_33: the wizard did it.
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 NotCainNorAbel: Floating lights are not the architects problem, that's the installer's problem
 TehAmelie: purple rock, sound valuable
 munocard: The Twitch Rock
 TehAmelie: [Krog voice]
 iris_of_ether: 
 margieargie: Should definitely get attention, at least
KeytarCat: @margieargie [exasperated G voice] "You wouldn't ignore it!"
Boopity: Come to our amusement park, we got pretzels
Boopity: They came here for the benches
 NotCainNorAbel: clearly spies
 TehAmelie: what's the entrance fee, $3? might be worth it for a place to sit in public depending on where you live
 MAPBoardgames: I remember the old RCT, the guest AI meant you shouldn't build wide plazas, only single-width paths.
 TehAmelie: clearly worth it
 TehAmelie: and so much grass
 margieargie: @MAPBoardgames From the looks of things, this AI isn't doing any better about those
 MAPBoardgames: It might be the same.
KeytarCat: guests are selling stuff??
  TStodden: I know that if you want to be EVIL, you could just place a "DO NOT ENTER" arch facing the exit of the park (so it's not visible to those entering).
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 kusinohki: meows
  TStodden: It might be a mod on some of these games.
 MAPBoardgames: In RCT the AI would walk the path then flip a coin if it came to an intersection about which way to go. Wide plazas would trap them inside.
Boopity: Oh that's... an unfortunate algorithm
 MAPBoardgames: I think your burgers are backwards
 TimIAm: @MAPBoardgames Does that suggest you can simulate brownian motion in RCT
 SoldieroFortune: I think that burger joint is backwards
 MAPBoardgames: @TimIAm Yes
Boopity: We get TWO cool purple rocks? 
  TStodden: The people DEMAND cheese for our burgers!
 MAPBoardgames: Burger stand is backwards
jessicaengle: Hello!   Are we being fungineers today?
 TehAmelie: reminds me of the riddle, what's purple, lives two feet under the ground and eats rocks?
Boopity: I do love that we're not even considering the amusement park aspect at the moment
Falannt: hi chat, hi lrr
jessicaengle: Hiya
 TehAmelie: this seems like a safe way to build capital before we invest in rides that take maintenance and stuff
Boopity: Oh no, are we drowning people already?
jessicaengle: Punch a chunk!
 BusTed: 😬
jessicaengle: Please 
  TStodden: We already killed Tom Scott...  so we don't know who else is going to die!
jessicaengle: J/k
KeytarCat: @MAPBoardgames is that why our dude is walking so far?
 MAPBoardgames: Aye! but at least the staff can get a burger which is 50% cheese by price.
 TreeVor84: is the burger place backward?
 MAPBoardgames: No, they walk to the shop back to deliver
 NorthstarTex: ^thar
  TStodden: The Burger Joint is backwards... as the worker is taking a long walk.
jessicaengle: "Backdoor Burgies"
 jacqui_lantern234: hey all you wonderful friends whomst i love AGGRESSIVELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Boopity: The burgers are an employee benefit
 margieargie: Welcome to Backwards Burger, home of the backwards burger
sephsays: The visitors have heard tales of the employee's burgers, and would love to try one one day
jessicaengle: I worked at a theme part for five summers in my youth.  I ate a lot of employee benefit burgers 
KeytarCat: benches closed
Boopity: Omg we are famous on TikTok
 MAPBoardgames: Does Backwards Burger have a secret menu item of "Upside-down burger"?
 TehAmelie: we've got some bench haters on the loose
Boopity: Still not as bad as the pee bushes or poop on walls
 NorthstarTex: no security guard?
 MAPBoardgames: Ah video games, where you fix stuff by hitting it with a wrench.
Boopity: Ok now to figure out a way to manifest perpetual rain
KeytarCat: Ah yes, solve crime with cops
Falannt: Is the number in the left corner with the smiley-head the visitors, like the number for the goal? So, right now 30?
jessicaengle: This is Jurassic Park level theme park rain
 Mangledpixel: #benches
 margieargie: Maybe the purple rock is too intense
EricTheOrange: I'm back do we have a ride yet?
Boopity: No, but we have security 
 NorthstarTex: just make a giant eatery
Boopity: I love this food court advertised as an amusement park
 Xed_Regulus: Your park has more benches per footage of walking space than any real amusement park
 GreatWahooney: perhaps consider a mellower rock, perhaps lilac
 GreatWahooney: now *that's* a low intensity ride
KeytarCat: Is new rock floating?
 MAPBoardgames: I look away for a moment and now we have THREE purple stones? What did we do to deserve such opulence?
jessicaengle: It's not a white castle, is it?
 NorthstarTex: no ice!? that's hella decadent
 SquareDotCube: no ice? No no, all the ice! It's the money-saving tech that nobody on the buying side notices!
BrindleBoar: but can you sell spicy food for cheap, and overcharge on drinks? 
 SquareDotCube: stone benches
 SquareDotCube: certainly be harder to break
Boopity: Truly we need some spiky benches so that vandals cannot touch them
Boon_33: another purple rock will bring the tourists back.
 TehAmelie: depending on how hot the weather is i'm often happy to pay soda money for half a cup of ice cubes and half a cup of soda
Boopity: You have to _work_ for this rock
 MAPBoardgames: FOUR purple rocks?
  TStodden: Can we have a RC boat rental place?
jessicaengle: Walking Simulator
glitched_goddess: The ol viewing rock
Boon_33: am I the only one that loves to fill the whole cup with ice just so I don't drink as much suger water?
 margieargie: Ooooh, red rock... for the high-intensity fans
EricTheOrange: rock not purple 0/10
 kusinohki: which purple rock is the weather rock?
Boopity: Look at all those people flocking to see the new rock, clearly it's working
jessicaengle: Genuflect, ye masses
 MAPBoardgames: Maybe a shop that sells little plastic replica rocks?
Boon_33: @MAPBoardgames they would be plastic 
satyropodobny: chocolate replica rocks
 They_Are_Alyx: Contemplate the rock
jessicaengle: Please do not taunt the rock
 kimmiekoneko: i love rock
 MAPBoardgames: !findquote rock
  LRRbot: Quote #1430: "*gently rocking back and forth* Do we have to keep playing?" —Alex [2014-01-17]
  TStodden: Dare I ask... what game did that to Alex?
satyropodobny: good old rock. Nothing beats that!
 MAPBoardgames: Dunno, W+P for sure @TStodden
Spanked42: I try to keep my staff put away
Boopity: I showed you my staff pls respond
  TStodden: I can only speculate it might be Pray Warriors, but I'm not certain.
Boon_33: 10$ ballons? are we the baddies?
 TehAmelie: helium balloons? i think they're more expensive usually
Boopity: They saw the 10$ price tag and just left 
Spanked42: they can't eat balloons
 kimmiekoneko: how many balloons until someone just floats away
 margieargie: @kimmiekoneko One, if it's big enough
 MAPBoardgames: OK, I'm  reinstalling Parkitect now. <sarcastic> THANKS CORI!
 beowuuf: @TStodden whatever that is was a month before the outlast stream, so... not sure...
satyropodobny: reenacting Pixar's UP one balloon at a time
 TehAmelie: *squeaky drug addict voice* helium is the only way to fly
Boon_33: why do they call it the ballon 360, when you see it you turn 360 degrees and walk away 
Boon_33: @TehAmelie 
Boopity: I can't believe we spent all that time researching the science of balloons only for no one to buy it
  TStodden: Um....  that's not how 360's work, as you're looking straight at it after turning 360 (a complete circle)
 beowuuf: @TStodden actually the date matches prayer warriors, so there we go 
Boopity: Balloon!
satyropodobny: look at that highroller
KeytarCat: @TStodden moonwalk away, staring the haters in the eyes
Boopity: Now go and make all your friends jealous with that sweet balloon
 MAPBoardgames: Who needs a ride? We've got rocks to look at!
 NorthstarTex: wtf? We getting a slide!?
  TStodden: @KeytarCat I'll concede to that.
EricTheOrange: "I liked it better when their was no rides" 0 stars
Boopity: "They really sold out when they started adding rides"
 gualdhar: have we considered a roller coaster with one very large hill, followed by a bunch of tight loops?
  TStodden: Evil thought: CHAIN RIDES (make the exit of the 1st ride the line for the 2nd)
GlenGreer: I cleaned that slide in PowerWash Simulator!
Boopity: Make slide go faster? Isn't that just... tampering with gravity?
 Xed_Regulus: Can you grease the slide?
 margieargie: You can, presumably but I imagine that might not be good for the guests
EricTheOrange: faster slide means more fun
 beowuuf: 
 TehAmelie: maybe just a little water to loosen the slide
 kimmiekoneko: everyone at the entrance: yeah no
Boopity: 
jessicaengle: Is this the in-game music?
 beowuuf: lol
Boopity: It is, that's what we set for the slide
satyropodobny: they'd pay if this was disney themed
 TehAmelie: we have a classical slide
Boopity: Custom music 
 kimmiekoneko: i have the money, but i don't have the butt-chaffage for this ride
 GreatWahooney: bees!
Boopity: Live bees!
 Kibbik: 
EvilBadman: Oh please do it
Invitare: what sort of bees?
jessicaengle: Is there a line for the rock?
  TStodden: I'm still on the evil thought of chaining rides, as we can make the first ride dirt cheap... but the second ride could be highway robbery if the patron wants to leave.
Boopity: Clearly then we have to recolor the slide to match the bee branding
 GreatWahooney: what formats does it take? can I make it play internet radio?
Boon_33: @kimmiekoneko I think you're supposed to ride a carpet....
Boopity: Where do bee live on desktop?
EricTheOrange: are their rides where you basically get in a vacuum tube capsule?
 TimIAm: It should generate signal from the motion of all the guests in the park and turn that into music
satyropodobny: @GreatWahooney Only .Wav and mp3 I'm afraid
jessicaengle: what about .bee?
 GreatWahooney: @satyropodobny still pretty good, I can shove audiobooks in there
Invitare: the spaces must flow
Boopity: Does the game perhaps need a reset to see it?
satyropodobny: Making all of the rides play Dragula is the only moral choice
 margieargie: Put subliminal messages into the ride music that makes people want balloons
 GreatWahooney: I want the multiple axis spin ride thing to play The Three Body Problem
satyropodobny: @GreatWahooney educational!
 margieargie: 
  TStodden: iCream!
 BusTed:  
 NorthstarTex:   
Boopity: If ice cream doesn't sell like hotcakes, I call shenanigans
jessicaengle:   
satyropodobny: I-cream!
Boopity: Every temperature is perfect temperature for ice cream
 LurkerSpine: I mean, it won't melt that fast
 TheAinMAP: 
 margieargie: Oh, right, thanks for reminding me I have ice cream waiting for me in the freezer
Boopity: The slide lights up?? 
 GreatWahooney: speaking of custom music folders in games, I recall that GTA4 interjects various generic radio DJ comments. I remember it adding a very awkward comment about formative experiences before randomly selecting Neverhood's "Laughing Crying Screaming Masses"
jessicaengle: @margieargie   
 Welbog: Hello good evening how many ceramic bowls would you say this game makes?
Boopity: We really just unlocked ice cream when the temperature dropped drastically
jessicaengle: Do you lose money on the slide attraction if you set the cost to zero?
jessicaengle: Or is it just net zero?
 GreatWahooney: wow, discounted all the way from 10 to 3 dollars?
Boopity: That guy really loved that slide
Boon_33: 18-15, you made 3$ on that slide last month
jessicaengle: Maint. cost is not covered by the front gate admission I guess?
 Welbog: This looks very exactly RCT but 3D.
jessicaengle: Is the slide a metaphor for drugs?
Boopity: Every ride needs a rock
 Welbog: Rock on
 NorthstarTex: every ride gets a rock.
  TStodden: Need more Queue Linez
jessicaengle: Must stan rock.
Boon_33: I would pay 10$ to ride a Graviton, those thing are fun.
satyropodobny: the rocks may be made of chocolate. Or not.
Boopity: Did that person just cut through the queue!?
  TStodden: Pardon me for sticking to the evil thought, but have the 1st one spin clockwise, but the 2nd long spin counerclockwise longer.
Boon_33: Running along the walls I'd bet
Boopity: Oh the slide is popping though
jessicaengle: $1M to spin forever.   If even one person buys a ticket, we pocket a million bucks.
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 googoltudoris: anyone else still get the RCT soundtrack in their head when playing these games?
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goatprince: are we being ethical today in parkitect? or are we trying to recreate the crimes of roller coaster tycoons of the past?
 GreatWahooney: hey, security deserves some fun too
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Boopity: @goatprince We drowned a person earlier
  TStodden: We can't spin them forever...  Too much blood in the brain can kill.
midnightcurryjazz: well, thats a definition of ethics
goatprince: drowning. classic
 libraryrulesrule: @TStodden can't, or shouldn't?
Boon_33: are 10$ ballons ethical?
 iris_of_ether: I honestly need to try roleplaying someone awful the next time I try to play these
Boopity: something something ethical consumption capitalism
Boopity: 
 gualdhar: is an Euthenasia Coaster considered ethical?
 googoltudoris: Gualdha
 iris_of_ether: *snort*
 googoltudoris: @gualdhar it is in oregon!
  TStodden: We just have to creatively define "Spinning for Life"... as "life" could be defined as an hour (before death).
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Boopity: The varying amounts of spin. Now the only thing that's left is to make it vague as to which one is which
 iris_of_ether: Gravitron and Gravinone.
 googoltudoris: experiment- will customers pay double the money for double the time?
Boon_33: you graviton is stealing customers from your graviton.
jessicaengle: Gravitrons and Graviolis.
Invitare: are they cheering or dying? I can;t tell
 ShaneLeeAtk: Are we out here killing folks with ADRENALINE
  TStodden: I'm still in "chain scamming"
 jundinator: Are we building a park from nothing again?
 PhlibbertyGib: What if the exit of the first one led to the entrance of the other one?
 margieargie: Wow, if you like gravitrons, this is the park for you
Boon_33: @jundinator yep
jessicaengle: Which gravitron was your favorite, kids?
 jundinator: Why so many gravitrons
 TehAmelie: so many gravities
  TStodden: @PhlibbertyGib Hence the evil act of "Ride Chaining"
 ShaneLeeAtk: I used to enjoy breaking physics in the Gravitron at the county fair.
goatprince: people are drawn to the gravitron
 iris_of_ether: 
 jundinator: Do we have bumper cars?
EricTheOrange: gotta make the slide faster, theirs a line building up.
 PhlibbertyGib: Reward the intrepid explorers with a $5 umbrella
  TStodden: Once the take the first ride, they're trapped until they take the second (or third, fourth, fifth, ect.) ride(s) to leave.
Boon_33: grease it!
 googoltudoris: just increase gravity, duh!
 GhostValv: increase gravity
 Mangledpixel: time for lightning to strike a gravitron, overcharging it till it forms a black hole
 googoltudoris: Large Hadron (people) Collider
 jundinator: When will we get a roller coaster
 QuixoticScrivener: What’s the symbol above the umbrella shop?
whitefirecomix: Coasters are for closers
 PhlibbertyGib: When people stop riding gravitrons
 HyruleGirl9: what is a roller coaster but a horizontal gravitron
  TStodden: We could make "The Ejector" (out of the park, where deaths don't count)
 margieargie: The only coasters needed at this park are for the drinks to go on <_<
 jundinator: FERRIS WHEEL
EricTheOrange: this is a no coaster park
 Mangledpixel: Monorail! I heard it put Ogdenville and North Haverbrook on the map!
 jundinator: Time for our Disney transit system
jessicaengle: To travel between the gravitrons
  TStodden: Monorail to the next ride, which is...  ANOTHER Monorail! 
EricTheOrange: Is the mono rail a ride or transportation?
 jundinator: 
  TStodden: @EricTheOrange YES
Boopity: And a tour guide "So here we have our gravitron... and there's the second one, oh- and here we have the crown jewel, our third gravitron"
 Xed_Regulus: Now that is one fine monorail.
Boopity: Scientifically engineered amounts of fun
goatprince: oh nice, the entrance can queue from the side
Boon_33: @goatprince this is truely the future of park games.
Boopity: Riveting
tod_vom_himmel: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Homebody) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (1:19 from now).
 ShaneLeeAtk: Bees? Live Bees?
Boopity: B B B B B
 iris_of_ether:   
 beowuuf: bye bye guitar
Boopity: That song was actually quite pleasant
 beowuuf: this game has a cool music selection
 beowuuf: wb guitar
 beowuuf: 
 ContingentCat: !advice
  LRRbot: It's Beej — who knows.
 beowuuf: wb
 beowuuf:   
 iris_of_ether:   
 NorthstarTex: !findquote bees
  LRRbot: Quote #5820: "Imagine a bee the size of a rat with a sword." —Graham [2019-02-13]
 beowuuf: blast from the past
 margieargie:  
 ContingentCat:  
Boopity: The distant yelling of "Live bees!" is everything
jessicaengle: You mean, a duorail?
EricTheOrange: are all the rides playing that same music?  if not why?
 iris_of_ether: Oh *no*
Boopity: R-r-r-remix
 beowuuf: prfect synthesis
 MWGNZ:   
 margieargie: That -almost- works, and that just makes it worse 
 ladyjessica: Please stop
 fastlane250: a cacophony of merriment
EvilBadman: Grab one and do some record scratching
Boopity: You know it actually worked for a few seconds
jessicaengle:  
 ladyjessica: Oh good live bees
 ladyjessica: Much better.
 TehAmelie: now i hear the song as "slide bees"
jessicaengle: @ladyjessica Hi Jessica 
midnightcurryjazz: I want a merry go round with inspirational beej quotes being played from it
 bondeulv: That slide ride is from RCT
 SkylerRingtail: The real question: can we get a car ride, color the cars like a bus, and play 'that' version of Vengabus
 TehAmelie: slide bee, slide bee
Boopity: Oh my god
DoodlestheGreat: Will it let you put down Scrambled Eggs yet? I always like those.
 ladyjessica: @jessicaengle Hello 
DoodlestheGreat: Okay, they call it Twister.
jessicaengle: J-Town represent
 ladyjessica: 
 ladyjessica: 
 iris_of_ether: I appreciate how Nelly's trombone is giving this whole thing a feel of the Animal Crossing 3AM music
 fastlane250: forevertron
 inconsideratehat: I missed why we have live bees? 😆
Boopity: Why not? 
jessicaengle: Increase sales?
 beowuuf: ^
 bondeulv: no roller coasters yet?
 mercano82: It seems more like a Shelbyville sort of thing
jessicaengle: Maybe the theme park is Bee World.  You can sell bee beanies in the gift shop.
Endraste: bee-nies, if you will
Boopity: Bee World, the best place to bee
jessicaengle: @Boopity  wow
 TheAinMAP: 
jessicaengle: Bee-lloons
 NorthstarTex: its very next level
 mercano82: Sounds like it was inspired by the Utilitunnels at Disney
hippofant: There's some nifty line-of-sight tech for what guests can see too
 jundinator: <message deleted>Is there a death trap ride yet?
 beowuuf: !venga
  LRRbot: The Venga Bus is coming in for the kill, it's doing it for a thrill. Oh, I'm hoping you'll understand.
 jundinator: <message deleted>!advice
  LRRbot: You're right here.
 NorthstarTex: !findquote bus
  LRRbot: Quote #1146: "I already confirmed Desert Bus Australia." —Matt [2015-11-20]
 jundinator: <message deleted>!quote
  LRRbot: Quote #93: "Hell, the Gospels are fan-fiction." —Cameron [2015-04-02]
 jundinator: <message deleted>!punt
 iris_of_ether: Thank you for the park fun
 beowuuf:   thanks for the fun
 jundinator: Why does !punt do that
 TehAmelie: thanks for the streem
Boopity: Thank you for the peak park content
 jundinator: Bye
jessicaengle: Thanks for the stream
 jundinator: !quote
  LRRbot: Quote #883: "Yay LMAO!" —Alex [2015-10-16]
Ryxiene: thanks for the stream!  
 margieargie: "Talking Simulator is really good value!"
   Anubis169: because it keeps things positive
 jundinator: !advice
  LRRbot: Pick a difficult bone.
 NorthstarTex: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Use your body to cushion your own fall.
Falannt: byebye and refill your energy ;D
 jundinator: !badadvice
  LRRbot: More lips will solve this.
 jundinator: !storm
  LRRbot: Today's storm count: 16 (new subscribers: 1, returning subscribers: 15, new patrons: 0), bits cheered: 100, new followers: 2
 jundinator: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Train the goat.
 jundinator: !advice
  LRRbot: Strain and discard solids
 iris_of_ether:    
   Anubis169: uhh... jundinator, the bot gets tired easily 
 jundinator: Did the moonbase get covid?
 empyreon:   
 beowuuf: byyyye
 SkylerRingtail: Hopefully just the regular pox, not the spicy kind
 TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
tod_vom_himmel: wait, she can SEE us?
 Earthenone: they did a lot of traveling
 beowuuf: oh no, suddenly nightmares
  Juliamon: Ian said he had the spicy kind
   Anubis169: ah crap
 NorthstarTex: oh gods the broken "LIVE BEES"
   Anubis169: 
 margieargie: Nothing big I hope, just a small pox... wait, no, not that one!
 Earthenone: its too bad they had to get sick so close to regular crispy day
   Anubis169: get well soon to all 
 beowuuf: oh no, that's coming up...
 beowuuf: 
DoodlestheGreat: @Earthenone They can always do it from their respective homes.
 ContingentCat: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Try the Sacrifice Yoshi Maneuver.
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