Thefluffiestguineapig: What's up lets's and nopers!
quasi79fu: more loop yes???
Thefluffiestguineapig: I dropped out of the chat earlier because I needed to respond to an email that I got into the vet assistant training program!!!!!!!
Juliamon: Congrats!!!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks!!
quasi79fu: i seriously hope chat is enjoying the game as is Ben and Adam..I find this game soo amazing
quasi79fu: gg congrats fluffies
Earthenone: congrats!
Thefluffiestguineapig: This game seems cool
quasi79fu: i brb i want me triple chocolate gelato ice cream for stream ok??
Thefluffiestguineapig: @quasi79fu To resond more specifically I really enjoy the amount of careful effort that went into designing these puzzles so they aren't easy but you can brute force them if need be.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @quasi79fu No, you must be ice creamless for this stream! (But that sounds amazing, enjoy)
TimIAm: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Homebody) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (7m from now).
quasi79fu: ok i back??
quasi79fu: so recap??
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hasn't started yet
quasi79fu: we went to a house to meet friends...lightning struck..friend died..had to solve puzzles to escape..then we died??
quasi79fu: Only to wake up again??
quasi79fu: is that good recap??
Thefluffiestguineapig: And the world outside the house appeared to be made of meat
quasi79fu: yumm meat
Thefluffiestguineapig: And we discovered beating the Minesweeper game might have been one of the triggers
quasi79fu: oops
KeytarCat: Puzzles that tell you solutions to act as knowledge checkpoints instead of holding progress tween loops
quasi79fu: also mods i not spoiling ...Sorry also i not backseating
quasi79fu: Just trying to remember last stream
quasi79fu: 'panics'
Juliamon: You're cool, don't worry :D
Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat Demonstrates good design for sure. Also hey!
quasi79fu: omg Hugs Julia youre here
quasi79fu: did i tell you i trust you?? that youre awesome for putting up with me??
Juliamon: I gotchu lrrSHINE
Thefluffiestguineapig: @quasi79fu Honestly we are a good bunch and will let you know if it's too much, but honestly you are all good
Thefluffiestguineapig: At least from what I've seen
quasi79fu: thnxs
KeytarCat: Hi Fluff!
CastleOtranto: Good time of day, chat. I hope you are as well as your circumstances allow.
quasi79fu: also omg...i love title of stream...As Rocky Horror fan ..this makes me happy
Thefluffiestguineapig: That face!!!!!
Lizardman175: lrrSIG
TehAmelie: pretty good thanks
KeytarCat: Cats!
ButButTheJesus: i am kitteh?
TehAmelie: we get lrrSIG
saucemaster5000: are you kitteh?
quasi79fu: im kitten
Thefluffiestguineapig: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
GhostValv: amazonTasteTheRainbow amazonTasteTheRainbow amazonTasteTheRainbow
SnackPak_: you have to tell me if youre a kitteh
DideRobot: LRR: Ben & Adam seem to be stuck in time reliving their murder over and over again. So.... | LEEEEET'S DO THE TIME WAAAARP AGAAAAIN. | |
ButButTheJesus kitteh state unknown
quasi79fu: hahaha
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quasi79fu: im sorry im blackmailed an cannot reveal pertinent information at this time
TehAmelie: i'm sleeby baby
Thefluffiestguineapig: Currently I am not kitteh but I am Kitteh with the capital
xantos69: Hey folks. Are we Spooping?
quasi79fu: spooops
quasi79fu: runn
saucemaster5000: are you a sleepy baby or are you sayin "i'm sleep, baby?"
TehAmelie: something like this
Juliamon: eeby beeby
KeytarCat: ewww, bing learned machine ad :(
neisan2112: OH my god I didn't forget to show up on time fore once!
paronomasiac042: @neisan2112 same! feels great!
Thefluffiestguineapig: I am not looking forward to ads when my sub runs out since I still don't have a job
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e_bloc: Corgo1000 Corgo100 Corgo100 Corgo100 Corgo1 Corgo1 Corgo1
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saucemaster5000: I read that as BaconvonPepperoni. I'm hungry
Falannt: hi chat, hi @LoadingReadyRun
quasi79fu: lol
neisan2112: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
quasi79fu: hai hai
quasi79fu: bahwhahahaha
TehAmelie: hay guys
Thefluffiestguineapig: RIP headphone user
BrowneePoints: Look at these two handsome goofballs
NightValien28: mawp
kumatsu: sup nerdz
empyreon: MAWP
Thefluffiestguineapig: Specifically Adam
NimrodXIV: RIP Adam
e_bloc: RIP headphone Adams
KyeMonster: two of my favorite streamerrrrs
neisan2112: Whut up yall
Blakemcm: naw it was fine for stream
Mr_Horrible: this is making me realize it's already 5 and I haven't taken my walk
NightValien28: now you feel what we feel
saucemaster5000: Got THX'D
Thefluffiestguineapig: I got into a vet assistant training program today!
ghyllnox: Congratulations @thefluffiestguineapig !
Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam is very quiet
neisan2112: Ben that shirt is amazing
Pteraspidomorphi: Maybe Ben and Adamn need to switch microphones :P
Blakemcm: cool victim blaming
empyreon: BibleThump
korvys: Adam's super quiet, though
xantos69: It is going well. I shaved my beard into a perfect spiral. I call it "The Cyclone".
ghyllnox: Adam's v quiet
ButButTheJesus: yeah adam quiet
CastleOtranto: Ben's shirt is a meme I don't get, I think
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OnyxOblivion: Hey, it's the Canadian Game Grumps playing the Game Grumps game
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GhostValv: :O
BrowneePoints: PLZ NO
Getter404: Yes.
YawnLance: Perfect
SnackPak_: now I can
Pteraspidomorphi: Very well thank you!
saucemaster5000: you both are too loud and I can't hear you
Blakemcm: my ASMR tingiez
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ab50luteunit: Adam is my fave
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ghyllnox: That's much better tyty
Falannt: Hearing yes, but not understanding
Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 Schoedinger's volume
kumatsu: damn, you both looking hecking cute today
kodalith: Evening all.
quasi79fu: uh oh
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's what chat is for!
Mr_Horrible: you at least have the noteboard
kodalith: We still in a time loop?
Blakemcm: yea I blasted through it. its very good!
Blakemcm: really hit hard
e_bloc: I'm 100% gonna buy and play this this week
e_bloc: it does hit close to home for me though
GhostValv: it's not your cup of piss
saucemaster5000: A ghost trick enthusiast
OnyxOblivion: Adam is a Putt Putt fan
Thefluffiestguineapig: Did you like the Riddler challenges from Arkham?
Mr_Horrible: Dark Phoenix
saucemaster5000: Pheonix Wrong
SquareDotCube: TBH I think Adam would enjoy the Phoenix Wright games
korvys: Dark Phoenix Wright
deinonychus24: Tucson is better
KeytarCat: I want to see Adam play Phoenix Wright, just to hear him complain about the logic
Blakemcm: OBJECTION! Phoenix Wright is a good good boy
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BrowneePoints: he pisses off his boyfriend in the court room
Mr_Horrible: the first 2 were good
Mr_Horrible: they kinda fell off after that
BrowneePoints: You still need to play Spider-Man Ben
PMAvers: Maya murders a person once a week.
FlynnRaccoon: @deinonychus24 whiplash of that got me, well done
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
A_Dub888: @BrowneePoints Edgeworth or the Judge?
saucemaster5000: Get um actually'd
OnyxOblivion: 2009
SquareDotCube: SNES Batman Returns is a great beat-em-up
saucemaster5000: 2008
Thefluffiestguineapig: No, it's 2007
NimrodXIV: it was on 360 sooo
e_bloc: batman for the NES came out in 1989
LMAOkai_: that was like.....50 years ago
Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 Yes, mistyped, thanks
Mr_Horrible: I played that before college, so yeah, it's been a while
patrick_stonecrusher: 2006
korvys: 1997
Darleysam: Steam is 20 years old! They're celebrating it on Steam! I hate it!
Thefluffiestguineapig: 1994!
kumatsu: OK I've got my copy of the game open to consult my memory log if you want nudges
tergonis: $1 bob
Nigouki: those dates are liek the ones at the end of MGS4 trailer
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Kipstar: woo!
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Himyul: 2006... BC
betweenmyself: Can we all just agree that the greatest Batman game is Forever on the SNES?…. No? Anybody? pennyWhat
BrowneePoints: speaking of Arkham, RIP Arleen Sorkin :S
GhostValv: D:
xantos69: 19 digity 2?
BrowneePoints: Arlene*
NimrodXIV: don't make Adam amth
Blakemcm: Batman is a 1986 isometric action-adventure game by Ocean Software for the Amstrad PCW, Amstrad CPC, ZX Spectrum, and MSX, and the first Batman game developed.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Chat knows!!!
Mr_Horrible: noted 17-year-old, Ben Ulmer
Easilycrazyhat: 91?
LMAOkai_: the true friendship test
A_Dub888: !findquote math
LRRbot: Quote #4362: "I don't like math." —Cameron [2017-09-16]
KyeMonster: lmao
SnackPak_: awkward
saucemaster5000: Notember 32
Jobot180: how babay is Ben?
quillilian: 19-diggity-two
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InquisitorGaia: 1992
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empyreon: now we are a real horror stream riffYeti
Thefluffiestguineapig: The 32 of Florptember
Mr_Horrible: LUL
quasi79fu: i smelll smoke
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben, like Gibb, is an Ofayuchus
korvys: !findquote Math
LRRbot: Quote #4027: "Head math is hard when there's good music causing problems in the face" —Ian [2017-02-19]
Darleysam: roll Initiative
Thefluffiestguineapig: !badadvice
LRRbot: UwU can be used against you.
Himyul: make it a fighting game! Punch him!
KyeMonster: Ben is only a year younger than me haha
OnyxOblivion: It's 2020 again
Easilycrazyhat: Ben is 23?
saucemaster5000: I don't know but it has diggety in it
SnackPak_: Adam reliving high school
Blakemcm: boomer vs zoomer show
NimrodXIV: it's one of those days huh
patrick_stonecrusher: In the year 2000.....
e_bloc: I'm there all the time
PMAvers: This reminds me of a puzzle.
quasi79fu: Heyyy
Easilycrazyhat: Me too! NYE b'days.
quasi79fu: I was borne in august
Veshnikard: Lebron James birthday?
saucemaster5000: waste of people's time really
e_bloc: hell yeah december birthdays
SquareDotCube: It's 2000 again, everyone gets a second chance!
TheMerricat: Ben was _born_ my senior year of high school
PixelsAtDawnGaming: Adam has lost his grip on the timeline
ButButTheJesus: mid-year, how dare
Himyul: that's the whole art of astrology, isn't it?
DarknessKingCoH: Adam is an almost New Years baby
FlynnRaccoon: Nothing as disrespectful as the LeapDay
KyeMonster: lmfao
BrowneePoints: i was 10 1/2 lbs. i came out when I was comin out
quasi79fu: haahahahah
SnackPak_: lrrFRUMP
ButButTheJesus: YOU GUYS
Mr_Horrible: I was early in the most disrespectful way
Juliamon: You sure showed nature what for
Darleysam: damn, getting you on the Radiohead early
Jobot180: Why did your parents "get it on" then?
betweenmyself: Born a month premature and the doctor thought I was supposed to be full term a month before that! riffGasp
Easilycrazyhat: And now look at you. You're the biggest baby of all!
korvys: "Just 5 more minutes"
EvilBadman: God Adam at Full term would been 7'3"
thebrainnopinky: Adam is a success story
e_bloc: need some of that sweet sweet bilirubin
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CururuGuasu: I was early. My parents told me I made them miss the Muppet Show
korvys: Ben hit the snooze button
jaxildan_: i was a c section baby specifically so my mom could win free pizza for the first kid in the millenium in the county
SquareDotCube: Coulda been 12-toe Ben
Blakemcm: dude you look huge
KeytarCat: @jaxildan_ holy beans that's a story
Himyul: tailgaiters!
CururuGuasu: Got tailgated
e_bloc: piggybacking
saucemaster5000: I mean, look at him. Wouldn't you check the tapes?
mulligan2six: I got in trouble for that once too!! I never went back out of embarrassment...
betweenmyself: Used to be gym sharks. Now ya gotta worry bout gym narcs BibleThump
ghyllnox: Poop emoji lmao
Mr_Horrible: he responded with SILENCE BRAND and the crab doing laser eyes
FlynnRaccoon: Management needing to justify their existence. Yeah.
Mr_Horrible: "From the desk of Adam Savidan"
EvilBadman: Guys at the Gym even watching the VOD and commenting
saucemaster5000: couldn't bother writing "bad"
korvys: !quote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #5317: "Man this was so much better when I was younger." —Adam [2018-09-13]
ghyllnox: Oh a period, dang
e_bloc: thats more of a response than they deserve
Veshnikard: I'm not the gym cop
PixelsAtDawnGaming: I really hope it was in Comic Sans
SnowBuddy18: just respond with "oh shit, maybe talk to them instead of me"
Nigouki: are you supposed to just grab the door and slam it in people's faces?
saucemaster5000: Robocop respects the my b
Himyul: We'll send you a survey in three days
KeytarCat: @Nigouki precisely
BusTed: your permanent record
Easilycrazyhat: "No freebie swoles! *BLYAATBLYAAT*
SurfDownstage: My apartment doesnt care
YawnLance: Adam's the keyfob bandit. Letting people into gyms for free.
saucemaster5000: Ben this is how you get vampires
NotCainNorAbel: Ben just inviting people in
Himyul: can't you just turn around and give them the passive-aggressive look?
Mr_Horrible: "Lift Zone Secured"
Mr_Horrible: LUL
Getter404: Have pity for the poor delivery guy who's dropoff fell asleep 2 hours ago and isn't answering the buzzer
Blakemcm: its an exclusive club!!!
GhostValv: D:
Easilycrazyhat: It feels bad as a polite person, but yeah, it's pretty important for security.
Juliamon: there is exactly one place I don't let people in with me, and that's the dispensary bc they do NOT fuck around
PharaohBender27: My condo building now has signs on all the doors saying "Do Not Let Others In Behind You"
gibbousm: I pretend I'm going somewhere else until they let themselves in or leave. I'll sometimes go around to a different entrance
betweenmyself: Letting people in behind me is the only way I can get hard anymore BibleThump
Blakemcm: we have rules! its a society!!! does no one give a shit about the rules?!?!?
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FlynnRaccoon: #BiteClub
Vonbane: aren't there tons of mirrors in gyms?
Himyul: Not a vampire, but possibly a serial killer
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
YawnLance: Peak comedy
PharaohBender27: lunarj1Fangs
saucemaster5000: Fangs for that one
TheMerricat: Jacob's gonna hear about this.... :D
Easilycrazyhat: Is courtesy a vampiric loophole?
drizztnailo: is adam a werewolf guy?
NotCainNorAbel: Serial killers need to work out too
saucemaster5000: Gonna murder those frosted flakes
quasi79fu: what kind of serial killer does their killing in a public gym??
PharaohBender27: I think my building's more worried about burglaries, because those have happened before
kumatsu: Soggies shall RULE
EvilBadman: I've seen the folks wandering Victoria no way
code1300: what if they were in a jar and rolled up would adam bring them in
Blakemcm: Flaming Skeleton
saucemaster5000: bet it's fucking gremlins
mulligan2six: Favorite Cryptid?
Mr_Horrible: no monsters are scary, trick question
TehAmelie: soggies D:
quasi79fu: Goatsucker
Blakemcm: preferably an archer
Falannt: god
Himyul: it looks like gollum
drizztnailo: oh but vampires are lame
Vonbane: dog rat
bosqueofpines: Just a little guy (gremlin)
neisan2112: Dog thing, sometimes has wings
deinonychus24: rat + bat = rat? ... bat?
Dog_of_Myth: Give them the Chups
ButButTheJesus: creepy longhair ghost
Morrigan9: so...a vampire
SurfDownstage: I thought they were like weird dogs
Mr_Horrible: he's just kinda therre
YawnLance: He's just vibing
themostjoast: goated choice by Ben
saucemaster5000: big evil leprechaun enjoyer
BrowneePoints: It looks like a withered Hairless dog with fangs @LoadingReadyRun
FlynnRaccoon: !card chupacabra
LRRbot: Did you mean: Ravenous Chupacabra; Lurking Chupacabra
quasi79fu: the creature wasnt really a villain
SnackPak_: big strong arms
Blakemcm: gotta drink sometime
Himyul: chat would be the invisible man, since you can't see us
quasi79fu: He was more like the lagoons gauridan
Mr_Horrible: GDT made a movie about his torrid romance
Juliamon: guy wearing fish tee likes fish dudes, that tracks
rosesmcgee: Chupacabra sounds like chimichanga so that's a point for it
NightValien28: wow rude
betweenmyself: Scariest thing ever… Icecream Bunny riffHurrHurr
BrowneePoints: Aquaman slaps
El_Funko: yeah Jaws should've just ended in 15 minutes when everyone stopped going to the beach
BrowneePoints: how dare
YawnLance: It's hard to kiss the creature if you don't go in the water smh
quasi79fu: hakwman sucks
korvys: Big bird
xantos69: Aqua man sucks harder than literally anybody else.
tergonis: aquaman is actually pretty stronk
ghizmou: stay away from the sky and what s hawkman gonna do
saucemaster5000: there's an aquaman comic where he trucks around the midwest with a truckfull of water and sea creatures
Blakemcm: isnt hawkman an alien with super strength? idk DC is kinda bad
Mr_Horrible: they're the same guy, p sure
NotCainNorAbel: @El_Funko THANK You!
gibbousm: Hawkman's backstory is honestly kind of creepy these days
Easilycrazyhat: JEEZ Adam
BrowneePoints: Aquaman slaps and i will fight yall
Mr_Horrible: just working for Apocalypse or not
Haroldholmes25: same guy but different
Dog_of_Myth: This is peak LRR. No lie.
drizztnailo: isnt aquaman also strong as shit?
quasi79fu: the big gator
LMAOkai_: Aquaman is kinda mid
aerohydra: is this still a horror game stream?
Mr_Horrible: it's a croc, it can leave the lake, Adam
Juliamon: this isn't even their longest intro
undecided44: Leave Warren Worthington III out of it Ben.
BrowneePoints: Aquaman has knocked out Supes cold
Easilycrazyhat: "There's a shark in the pool!"
Blakemcm: aquaman is the 2nd strongest Justice league member behind Superman. He can literally move under all the pressure of the ocean
saucemaster5000: No croc is gonna keep me from lake tubing
korvys: That's what makes a Sharknado so terrifying
Thefluffiestguineapig: Had to take my dinner out of the oven, did someone already bring up Aquatrucker!
Dog_of_Myth: @Juliamon Oh, I know but I'm here for it.
El_Funko: yes
quasi79fu: they are fast
Mr_Horrible: faster than you think
TheMerricat: Hawkman's lore is a mess depending on what era are you talking about, He's a space fascist cop, a fascist reincarnated Egyptian ruler, or just a Joe blow regular archaeologist who happens to have found a way to get wings.
BrowneePoints: yea they can sprint
neisan2112: They can HOOOF IT
Easilycrazyhat: They're fast as fuck, yo
Himyul: if the croc hijacks a truck, it can go anywhere
BrowneePoints: they can't turn worth shit tough
BrowneePoints: though*
NotCainNorAbel: probably even faster when hungery
KWardJenx: But they SUCK at distance
SurfDownstage: Built different in the u s of a
Nigouki: bullshit, American crocs go in mph, no km/h
Easilycrazyhat: For like 2 seconds maybe
El_Funko: adam you should know this as a amateur australian enthusiast
Mr_Horrible: Mr. Placid: 1, Adam Savidan: 0
neisan2112: Its like 70 in the water
Mr_Horrible: it's on the board
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheMerricat ___________'s lore is a mess basically the summary of all comic lore
Vonbane: google it lol
gualdhar: a sprinter can run 30 mph
BrowneePoints: it's why you're supposed to run not in a straight line
Blakemcm: they dont run for long
gualdhar: *kph
Thefluffiestguineapig: Crocodiles are terrifying
Himyul: crocs don't run very far. They're ambush predators
Blakemcm: its an ambush predator
patrick_stonecrusher: Aquaman should blobfish decompress on the surface, change my mind
saucemaster5000: only one way to find out
El_Funko: crocs are about burst speed, not marathons
xantos69: Crocks are VERY much a burst speed situation.
Easilycrazyhat: "Today, on LoadingReadyLive!"
drizztnailo: next lets nope is adam racing a crocodile
Mr_Horrible: the Queen's fucking dead
betweenmyself: Only need to run faster than the guy next to you.
BrowneePoints: yes. Humans can outrun any animal given enough distance Adam
Thefluffiestguineapig: At least on land
BrowneePoints: that's how we became the dominant species
kumatsu: your miles have no power here
themostjoast: rest in piss queen
gualdhar: Ok, Usain Bolt's top speed is 44 kph
quasi79fu: the queeen is a zombie
e_bloc: crocodiles walk for a leaving
irdeaded: MPH is what we use in the UK it is the queens speed
e_bloc: you would be very dead
Blakemcm: not long, it ambushes
Mr_Horrible: it doesn't need to run llong
BrowneePoints: Ben just said Cocks lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: The only animals that saltwater crocodiles in africa give way to are fucking Hippos
Mr_Horrible: it just needs to catch you
BrowneePoints: "Cocks are about that burst speed" LUL
Juliamon: he definitely said cocks
PharaohBender27: But again, he only had to run like 200 meters
DaVeganPolice: I can do like 5
El_Funko: they're ambush predators, not the fuckin T1000 chasing adam without blinking
Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePoints I mean...
thebrainnopinky: Couldn’t you just go up something more than 3 feet high
stonethatwalks: 30 kph in a straight line, that's why you gotta zag on em
Mr_Horrible: "live" bits
Himyul: I hear China has some extra crocs
saucemaster5000: At least one live bitr
SnowBuddy18: you'd also have the adrenaline from a croc that you won't normally have
Blakemcm: could do live bits... once
DaVeganPolice: LUL
e_bloc: anywhere with a crocodile is probably difficult terrain though
Thefluffiestguineapig: A CROCODILE????
Easilycrazyhat: If it's chasing you, you dead.
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
SnackPak_: have Ian make a mechanical croc
YawnLance: Pretty weak content if no one dies
quasi79fu: is twitch ok with a man being chased or eaten by a crocodile live on stream???
PharaohBender27: If you can do a mile in 6 minutes, you're running 10 mph (16.1 kmph)
SomebodyNowhere: adam full umpf savidan
Thefluffiestguineapig: There is a reason people have someone jump on them and tap before handling
El_Funko: crocs in captivity try to deathroll their handlers all the time dude, and that's someone that gives them whole ass chickens
Mr_Horrible: "Remember when that croc fucking SCHMIXED you?"
saucemaster5000: this is the eagle fight all over again
thebrainnopinky: I’m not losing to any damn crocodile
Thefluffiestguineapig: If they get you and snap those jaws you are shit out of luck
Easilycrazyhat: So this is a bloodlusted crocodile?
xantos69: legit just google "Can people outrun crocodiles". Google has the answer on the first page.
korvys: 5280 feet
NotCainNorAbel: Running 10 miles in one hour is tough though
kumatsu: a mile is ~1.3 kilometers
InquisitorGaia: 1 mile is 5280 feet
Blakemcm: if your doing 5 hey buds in one Eh you can politly say soorry
betweenmyself: Just remembering back to a conversation I had with a guy who said he could totally beat up a chimpanzee in a fist fight. pennyWhat
drizztnailo: we are getting dangerously close to the pokemon/lions argument
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Easilycrazyhat This is "leave the country" territory
BrowneePoints: Crocs do straight line burst and don't turn well
kumatsu: oh sorry, 1 mile is 1.6 kilometers
ghizmou: whos gonna explain this to them
Himyul: does the crocodile know where you live, and can it plan ahead?
KWardJenx: Beej will NEVER approve the tarp budget needed for a Crocodile bit.
quasi79fu: oh dear
Easilycrazyhat: 5280 is 84,480 pennies
TheMerricat: "The fastest crocodiles are the Nile crocodile, which can run between 19 and 22 miles per hour, and the American crocodile, which can run up to 20 miles per hour. Saltwater crocodiles are the largest crocodiles in the world and can run between 15 and 18 miles per hour. Dwarf crocodiles can run at speeds of up to 11 miles per hour."
Easilycrazyhat: *feet
gualdhar: sure do have that sausage hanging out
saucemaster5000: what's it linked to?
Bruceski: Dude, to a crocodile you ARE underwear full of beef.
drizztnailo: does the crocodile have prep time?
TheMerricat: "Crocodiles are not designed to outrun other long-legged animals like horses, greyhounds, cheetahs, and ostriches. While crocodiles can move upwards of 22 miles per hour on land, they can't maintain that pace for long. "
Juliamon: Crocs are like the ptsd muppet in the last game, they run straight at you and can't turn
Forgotten_Lizard: I think if you're close enough to the croc to think you need to run away, the croc will likely get you.
Himyul: depends on the dog
Orlantia: Yeah, just did the calculation, Usain Bolt's world record 100m time had him averaging 37.6 kph
BrowneePoints: Humans can fight quite a bit of animals if you go into sheer fight or flight
Falannt: You dont know, what that croc what. You have to ask the screenwriter.
e_bloc: a squirrel could kill me on a good day
SnackPak_: rip
Blakemcm: my dad had to kill a dog to protect me as a kid
YawnLance: I'd just die tbh
korvys: "I could 100% beat a bear in a sanctioned fight. Because the bear would murder me, and that's a disqualification."
Easilycrazyhat: Ben would just be "Somehow, I've done something to deserve this. RIP me"
Mr_Horrible: @Juliamon can I also connect emotionally with one in a movie theater?
Blakemcm: it happens
betweenmyself: “Nothing’s more dangerous than a wounded mosquito.” 🦟
butt_ghost: I'd fuck up a bear. three shots out for the count
quasi79fu: Homework
ghizmou: that s your homework adam
Easilycrazyhat: Adam has homework
saucemaster5000: I'll get the croc
PMAvers: So that's Adam's homework.
kumatsu: gotta clock yourself next leg day
quasi79fu: gator
Himyul: mosquitos kill millions
El_Funko: i would watch a powerpoint presentation on Adam vs Croccies
xantos69: I would legit love to have all the LRR team members physical metrics so we could debate these fights on the discord.
Juliamon: Get some caimans too
Mr_Horrible: Ben really using up that Q3 budget
butt_ghost: what about a caiman
saucemaster5000: he's spitting
Chichen: bring crocs and alligators for full testing
BusTed: sounds awful imperial
e_bloc: get a treadmill and then bring a slide rule to the stream so we can translate it to metric
PharaohBender27: OK, let me translate then: If you can run a kilometer in under like 3 minutes 45 second, you're running 16.1 kmph
Orlantia: 100 m in 9.58 seconds is the fastest time recorded by humans
quasi79fu: badum tisss
Blakemcm: aligatomitors
Easilycrazyhat: The egyptian one would be best for Adam, 'cause he's in "Da Nile", amirite?
NotCainNorAbel: crocs can run for about 40 meters at time
RedRaptor: It'll take a crocawhile
YawnLance: How long with the Crocomile last? A Crocowhile
Forgotten_Lizard: but you have to run the crocamile in crocs
PixelsAtDawnGaming: Laiden or unlaiden crocodiles?
TehAmelie: in a mile, crocodile
BrowneePoints: like a guy killed a leopard or lion that was attempting to bite his arm off by ripping out its tongue in a sheer adrenaline burst. Humans can do wild things @LoadingReadyRun
Obos_TAB: Hellooooo
BrindleBoar: cmph
EvilBadman: In an Hourgator?
quasi79fu: we got there
SquareDotCube: !subscribe crocodilefacts
DaVeganPolice: I'm mad
SomebodyNowhere: oh jeez
quasi79fu: lol
Vonbane: this is a whole crocopile of crap
Mr_Horrible: I'm so mad this is making me laugh LUL
Dog_of_Myth: You've been putting a show on for 25min.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I'm in crocodenial about these puns
YawnLance: !cw
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thebrainnopinky: I peaked at 35 crocomiles an hour
jaxildan_: turn down the crocodial here
ButterBall000: Alright boys time to crocodial it down
Mr_Horrible: putting these 2 on crocotrial
Blakemcm: this one does a pretty good job handling the topic
butt_ghost: These jokes make me want to crocodie
Juliamon: This game in particular, while it's handling them well, does definitely deal with mental struggles
betweenmyself: All this talk gonna upset the crocophiles
Blakemcm: its sensitive and powerful
FlynnRaccoon: Is croc-a-mile a measure of speed or distance though?
patrick_stonecrusher: Blanket contains me; I'm cozy
quasi79fu: hahahhahaha
Chichen: can you outrun a croc IN crocs.
Thefluffiestguineapig: They willl know
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Easilycrazyhat: What is "unladen crocodile"?
BrowneePoints: crocs also gallop
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Chichen Depends how old the crocs are. If they are falling apart you've got no chance
Forgotten_Lizard: @Chichen Am I in crocs or is the crocodile in corcs?
Falannt: dongle bongle
gualdhar: I got my hoodie! it's nice
Obos_TAB: they caught a loose alligator near my home recently. Only about a crocomile from my house
xantos69: My hoodie arrived today. Super comfy and soft!
SurfDownstage: FBtouchdown
quasi79fu: Stay
quasi79fu: Clifff
SnowBuddy18: that's how you call in a ringer
TheWarDoctor8: I'm late but it looks like I made it!
butt_ghost: and one skate
e_bloc: now mcdavid would get away from a crocodile
quasi79fu: Pirds
Thefluffiestguineapig: So fun fact, crocodiles have been around for so long there were crocs that ate non avian dinosaurs
CastleOtranto: I got my hoodie today too. It's sooooo nice.
Blakemcm: sooccee? is that like football?
butt_ghost: minesweeper
Thefluffiestguineapig: I want the hoodie so bad
drizztnailo: thats the most canadian thing ive ever heard ben say
saucemaster5000: me
quasi79fu: cheetah
Thefluffiestguineapig: Land or air?
PharaohBender27: Cheetah
betweenmyself: @loadingreadyrun Interestingly enough, a group of crocodiles is called “a float” if they’re in the water, but are called “a bask” if on land. pennyWhat
OnyxOblivion: Backyard Baseball
kumatsu: Peregrine Falcon
BrowneePoints: peregrine falcon
Blakemcm: Perigrin Falcon
DaveCaveOfficial: But does the crocodile have prep time?
deinonychus24: peregrine falcon
Thefluffiestguineapig: Land is chettah
BrowneePoints: while diving
xantos69: Diving falcon
SnackPak_: a bird
tergonis: shrimp
YawnLance: Wow Ben, no cheetaing
Obos_TAB: greyhound.
butt_ghost: fastest animal is MAN
Seth_Erickson: cheetah's go the speed but birds are blasting too
Thefluffiestguineapig: Air is Peregrin Falcon
BrowneePoints: peregrine falcon while diving breaks 300mph @LoadingReadyRun
quasi79fu: Jesus lizard
drizztnailo: i like bears
Obos_TAB: Godzilla
Easilycrazyhat: mantis shrimp for fist speed
Thefluffiestguineapig: @quasi79fu Basilisk
thebrainnopinky: Peregrine falcon
FlynnRaccoon: Presumably one of the dinosaurs that got shot into orbit?
Mr_Horrible: that's surface tension
themostjoast: The Jesus Lizard
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Scaled? probably a fish
LMAOkai_: birds cheat
GhostofJeffGoldblum: there are some veyr fast fish
Thefluffiestguineapig: Scaled might be sword fish
DaveCaveOfficial: Swordfish
Mr_Horrible: Komodo Dragons are actually p fast iirc
Thefluffiestguineapig: Rhinos are so fast
quasi79fu: dead by rhinos
SnowBuddy18: pistol shrimp snaps it's fingers at the speed of sound
DarknessKingCoH: Under their own power or with assistance with tools?
Seth_Erickson: yeah bird's are cheating
thebrainnopinky: Peregrine falcons can just fall crazy fast
Obos_TAB: get some of that rhino's piss
GhostofJeffGoldblum: rhinos get truckin
SomebodyNowhere: they bigguns
Seth_Erickson: more than a moose
quasi79fu: its a tank
Mr_Horrible: there's a reason one tries to kill Spiderman
MAPBoardgames: Tank
PharaohBender27: Look they got to outrun the poachers SOMEHOW
Thefluffiestguineapig: Nope
Orlantia: Fastest animal recorded was a hawk diving at ~300 kph
BusTed: benginO7
SnackPak_: not at all
Talin06: hippos are scary fast as well
Mr_Horrible: I'll miss Adam
HatsWearCats: Wait till you hear a kangaroos top speed
saucemaster5000: too late, contract signed
korvys: Well, that's not sprinting, but yeah
Blakemcm: jump on top and keep the mouth shut
LMAOkai_: just walk up spd the croc
drizztnailo: crocodiles are real dumb tho
RedRaptor: Isn't that why they tell you to zigzag?
Seth_Erickson: Humans don't outrun shit they outlast shit that's what they're built to do.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 They need to outrun them long enough to go get the vindictive elephants
ButterBall000: Yeah, hippos are scary
Vonbane: you could try rationalizing with it....
SomebodyNowhere: what about a hippo
ShaneLeeAtk: Zig zag, my man
gundamschwing: But if you come across a rhino in a jar in the woods?
quasi79fu: welll at least he can outrun a snail
Blakemcm: watch old episodes of Crocodile hunter
ghyllnox: Alligator wrestling is a thing
ghizmou: could you wrestle a croc?
NightValien28: if you catch it by the tail you are fine
Obos_TAB: don't they do the shark eye thing where they roll their eyes back?
SnowBuddy18: hippos are as fast as crocs
Seth_Erickson: Hippos are juiced
ghyllnox: So technically yeah
e_bloc: its getting hot in these rhinos
saucemaster5000: its weakness is putting your head in their mouth
GhostofJeffGoldblum: this feels like the gorilla conversation again
quasi79fu: Hipppos are evil
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hippos wake up every day and choose violence
tergonis: do not approach the hippo
LordZarano: Fastest bird in level flight is some sort of duck, iirc
Blakemcm: Hippo #1 fucker on planet
drizztnailo: hippos are some of the most dangherous animals alive
deinonychus24: Hippos are THE leading cause of human death
GhostofJeffGoldblum: hippos are god's perfect death machine
SomebodyNowhere: how fast are they tho
Thefluffiestguineapig: And not just violence, but preplanned violence
korvys: @LoadingReadyRun Yeah, this is pretty terrifying:
gundamschwing: Mosquitos
rosesmcgee: Hippos will bite a croc in half
NotCainNorAbel: people think that Hippos are cute and then they get smached
ab50luteunit: Marathon runners aren't fast, they are in it for the long haul
Rourke9: orcas dont live on land though
Seth_Erickson: Hippos in the water especially annihilate any and everything
ghizmou: orcas are fighting the good fight against rich yachties
SnackPak_: were they?
bosqueofpines: Orcas haven't killed people to my knowledge, but they hate boats.
thebrainnopinky: Mosquitoes just give diseases
Mr_Horrible: the KKona -mal
stonethatwalks: Some politician wanted to import hippos to the american south
Blakemcm: hippo will bite through your femur like a tortilla chip
FlynnRaccoon: Orca don't mess with humans typically. Like it's >weird< how they seem to leave swimmers alone.
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
Obos_TAB: the french are hippo experts
Inquisitor_Xian: the secret to beating the croc is that they've only got bite force when closing their mouths not opening them! so you can just hold that lizard mouth shut with your bear hands and kick it or something
Forgotten_Lizard: @korvys idk that's moving pretty slow Kappa
drizztnailo: lions try to hunt hippos and their claws cant pierce their skin. they are fucking tanks
saucemaster5000: hippos kill 500 people a year
Easilycrazyhat: Hippos don't even eat meat (much), right? They just wanna mess things up.
saucemaster5000: not even making that up
quasi79fu: Hey at least Adam can outrun a SLoth
ghyllnox: Hippos look slow and pudgey
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hippos are the deadliest animal in Africa
ghyllnox: They are not slow
Blakemcm: i could out poop a sloth
Thefluffiestguineapig: Swimming
Darleysam: @saucemaster5000 Yes but Hipps Georg is considered an outlier and shouldn't be included in statistics
SomebodyNowhere: lrrSLOTH
drizztnailo: river crocodiles actively run from hippos
SnowBuddy18: hippos don't swim, they run on the bottom of the river
Obos_TAB: Sloths are the fastest land animals in magic.
FlynnRaccoon: Sloths can swim pretty fast though.
gundamschwing: Humans are D Tier movers
GhostofJeffGoldblum: nah sloths cannot move fast at al
BrindleBoar: they can go pretty fast when they lose their grip, yeah Kappa
GhostofJeffGoldblum: like, biologically
BrowneePoints: Ben and Adam "The peregrine falcon is the fastest bird, and the fastest member of the animal kingdom, with a diving speed of over 300 km/h (190 mph). The fastest land animal is the cheetah. Among the fastest animals in the sea is the black marlin, with uncertain and conflicting reports of recorded speeds with the fastest being about 82mph(132km/h)"
Juliamon: Hippos just want everyone to back the fuck off
Obos_TAB: They drop an extra land
Easilycrazyhat: amazing
Thefluffiestguineapig: @SnowBuddy18 This messed me up when I learned it
PharaohBender27: USA Today says that the mosquito is the animal that kills most people per year - presumably because malaria
saucemaster5000: Damn it'll get me
Easilycrazyhat: How are they still alive?
themostjoast: they just like me fr
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PixelsAtDawnGaming: Why do you think the hippos in Babar were chill? They could take anyone else in the room
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YawnLance: Wow
GhostofJeffGoldblum: whoa
drizztnailo: BRO WHAT
GhostofJeffGoldblum: whoawhoa whoa
NightValien28: BRUSH
bosqueofpines: Booo Adam
Blakemcm: sad feet
SomebodyNowhere: but the dance
butt_ghost: Adam have you ever smelled a penguin
PharaohBender27: PridePenguin
ButButTheJesus: ADAM NO
Mr_Bitterness: Pengwings
joelowe2: business geese
patrick_stonecrusher: Penguins are pervs
thebrainnopinky: Gotta get schmoovin
gundamschwing: Could you out ice slide a penguin?
lamina5432: don't penguins belly slide though
Blakemcm: noot noot
NotCainNorAbel: Adam has finally gone heal
Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam with the many hot takes
Obos_TAB: They are stinky though.
ghizmou: penguins over oilers 100%
Veste: big pingu fan
Easilycrazyhat: "Pengwing" XD
Obos_TAB: Penguin section is the stinkiests
PharaohBender27: 🐧 🐧 🐧
SomebodyNowhere: pingwing
Seth_Erickson: Humans aren't out speeding most animals but that's because we're built to outlast animals. We run top speed way longer than most of the animal kingdom.
saucemaster5000: Ever hear of peeping?
PharaohBender27: I mean, most birds are pervs
YawnLance: I mean there was that one penguin that fell in love with an anime girl
A_Dub888: Pervguins
Thefluffiestguineapig: Don't seals rape adult penguins for no reason?
Blakemcm: NOOT NOOT
hatboozeparty: Noot?
butt_ghost: BRO WHAT
Veste: oh my GOD
Easilycrazyhat: Noot Noot motherfucker
butt_ghost: BRO NOOT?
drizztnailo: Bears are an S tier animal for sure. they are such silly lil guys
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Wait so what is your favorite animal then, Adam? And why? (Ben too)
rosesmcgee: @Seth_Erickson Thanks sweat glands, POG
electra310: HEY NOW
Lithobraker: NOOT NOOT
ghyllnox: Aww that was cute though
YawnLance: Ben no
betweenmyself: I mean, penguins are at least cleaner than Koalas… If you have to fight a Koala, wear a hazmat suit to avoid the herps.
e_bloc: anime and penguins were both mistakes
quasi79fu: Pirds
Thefluffiestguineapig: The one with the LSD
NotCainNorAbel: Didn't a penguin try to kill batman?
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Juliamon: god, fuck dolphins tho
Talin06: PEN^2?
Easilycrazyhat: If bears are so dangerous, why are their noses so boopable?
Rourke9: we cant talk about the dolphin
Blakemcm: Brock Lesnar or Batista
hatboozeparty: "chill"
saucemaster5000: I like bunnies
Haroldholmes25: It's cause they're tall
Thefluffiestguineapig: And woman jerking off the dolphins?
Getter404: Raccoons. They think they're people!
Seth_Erickson: Dolphins pretty fucked yeah
thebrainnopinky: Let’s not bring up the dolphin story
themostjoast: Penguin that fell in love with an anime girl? you mean Beej?
gundamschwing: That picture of Adam as a giraffe lives rent free in my head
Seth_Erickson: It's the lightning rod
quasi79fu: stay
kumatsu: I"m on standby to help if needed
Blakemcm: 9 15
Mr_Horrible: still love the fact that giraffes have the same number of vertebrae in their neck as humans
thebrainnopinky: @gundamschwing I need this in my life
Seth_Erickson: there was a bunch downstairs we need to do as well I think
Mr_Horrible: Giraffidan
Mr_Horrible: the gas corner
PharaohBender27: @Mr_Horrible Those must be some loooooong vertebrae
Mr_Horrible: @PharaohBender27 quite
betweenmyself: Unlike a giraffe, I at least have some idea what noise an Adam makes. pennyWhat
Easilycrazyhat: bookie woogie?
BusTed: ouch
Easilycrazyhat: *boogie
Rourke9: ow
PharaohBender27: tqsRIP
Mr_Horrible: that makes me wonder if there's a trick
patrick_stonecrusher: Some guy studying penguins in the late 1800 early 1900s felt the need to write it all in latin because of how pervey they were. He felt polite society wouldn't have been able to handle it
Blakemcm: these got me for a bit
Mr_Horrible: fuck off Pete
quasi79fu: Hai Pete
saucemaster5000: It'sokay no one does
gundamschwing: Pixel Perfect 3: A LRR Musical
Blakemcm: sounded like a pervert
Thefluffiestguineapig: It was all southern
Rourke9: latin is the most pervy language, thats true
Blakemcm: he stares at the group and watches
Mr_Horrible: wasn't Pete like Big Country?
quasi79fu: clifff was southern
Blakemcm: oh yea they both kinda perv on ya
rick0chet008: Shirtless interpretive dance
quasi79fu: Bane???
RedRaptor: Dr. Claw?
Blakemcm: jll get you GADGET!!!
saucemaster5000: shit gadget is fucked
PharaohBender27: So he's Tony Tod?
quasi79fu: Candyman???
saucemaster5000: actually you know what was stupid? Inspector gadget
Pteraspidomorphi: Don't spoil it Pete! We can do it on our own!
betweenmyself: I mean we could just have Adam reimagine all the voices as his go-to Eastern European.
quasi79fu: OOogieee booogie
Easilycrazyhat: Oogie Boogie
Mr_Horrible: I *do* wish they held off a little more on the hints
korvys: Oogie Boogie
electra310: Oogie Boogie
kumatsu: yeah oogie boogie is a southern dandy
Blakemcm: all the theater kids perked up
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup
saucemaster5000: Nightmare before is this movie over yet
Easilycrazyhat: Oogie Boogie is like, perfect Ben voice character
quasi79fu: youre jokin...youre jokin
stonethatwalks: These footsteps are like a ska percussion section
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KyeMonster: those highheels sound wonky
Blakemcm: hmm that red floor
Blakemcm: red is a primary color
Rourke9: this is way too close
VrolikSyndrome: My stream froze right as that death happened and I freaked out.
quasi79fu: here we goo again
Thefluffiestguineapig: The fact Ben has an Oogie Boogie impression just on tap makes so much sense to me
quasi79fu: lol
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @Thefluffiestguineapig you not?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @GhostofJeffGoldblum Not a good one
BusTed: pour moi
quasi79fu: Put our service to the testttt
deinonychus24: French? I thought you were doing a Russian accent?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: just throw a TABERNACK in there
quasi79fu: Beeee ouuuur guuuuesttt
korvys: Just imagine they're Kevin Owens
Mr_Horrible: okay, go walk and run errands since the day got away from me, but since this is a time loop I won't miss anything OpieOP
PharaohBender27: Also hold on, we're just walking in casual clothes in pouring rain?
Blakemcm: emily is a gamer
kumatsu: @PharaohBender27 good question, next question
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @PharaohBender27 the working theory is none of this is real
saucemaster5000: joke's on emily that was microsoft word not myst
quasi79fu: uhhh
betweenmyself: Intrusive thoughts simulator
saucemaster5000: there could be clickers tho
lochnessseammonster: seabatCHOICE
BusTed: probably lots of backed up sewage
quasi79fu: where she walks there is no rain??
e_bloc: the crocodile will get you
Thefluffiestguineapig: @betweenmyself Oh geez, not here too!
saucemaster5000: just pete's tip?
Blakemcm: just the tip... from pete
CastleOtranto: Pete's just the tip?
kumatsu: "Hey, would you like to turn on EZ Mode?"
Valbatross_: I always get excited when they add a street fighter character from a new country cause it means Adam learns a new accent
quasi79fu: what time is it again??
BusTed: What was Pete's hint?
Blakemcm: want a hint?
Blakemcm: or backseating at all?
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh
saucemaster5000: dang I'm stuck still learning ryu's accent
quasi79fu: I not backseating i swear
Blakemcm: okies dokies
kumatsu: let 'em cook
couchboyj: Francine did sound a lot less like Dexter this week!
AtomicAlchemical: cram walnuts chat
gundamschwing: Adam's only accent is Rex from Toy Story
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Blakemcm The trigger phrase is "hey chat"
Blakemcm: its hard coming back to this one
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @Thefluffiestguineapig confirmed, killing the president
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betweenmyself: I mean they do have access to their discoveries screen anytime Ben needs to refresh himself on something they’ve forgotten
quasi79fu: i think he gettin it
Rourke9: oooh
ZeroskieS: honk
Haroldholmes25: pogs on standby
ZeroskieS: is that a goose?
PixelsAtDawnGaming: Well now I have Boogie Oogie Oogie stuck in my head. THANKS BEN
betweenmyself: ohnoHonk
Thefluffiestguineapig: This game will utilize many galaxy brain emotes
quasi79fu: pog??
PharaohBender27: @ZeroskieS I don't know what sort of robotic geese you've been hearing . . .
Rourke9: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
kumatsu: Gaming
ZeroskieS: future robotic geese have enslaved mankind in my time
PharaohBender27: tqsClap
Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 If fucking geese have been terminators I will be both terrified and utterly unsurprised
ZeroskieS: we few time warriors are on a mission to change the future
saucemaster5000: you'd think so, but no
GhostofJeffGoldblum: the geese are just and kind
GhostofJeffGoldblum: there's just no twitch
electra310: The geese are inevitable, may as well watch Twitch
ZeroskieS: the thing is, LRR is imperative to the mission
Thefluffiestguineapig: @GhostofJeffGoldblum What geese have you interacted with?
PharaohBender27: @GhostofJeffGoldblum Is there still LRR, though?
ZeroskieS: your sons lead the resistance
saucemaster5000: we're fucked then. Honk Honk
rosesmcgee: They're stopping here because the buzzer reminds them of the soothing robo honks if their overlords
quasi79fu: soo close
quasi79fu: you did great
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @saucemaster5000 oh no, French geese!
Lobo_Apache: @PharaohBender27 Long Lost Resistance instead of Loading Ready Run
aquinas_0: oh, we're back to the death hallways are we
PixelsAtDawnGaming: Well we all know when geese fly in Vs, it's just military formation
gualdhar: Cori figured out how to fight off the robotic geese, and Ian outfitted all of you with anti-Goose technology
couchboyj: Is there LRH in the future, Loading Ready Honk?
ButButTheJesus: @gualdhar anti-Goose tech is a Bus, isn't it
kumatsu: it's a secret that Pete believes in you
BrindleBoar: keep your Pete-crets to yourself
Blakemcm: looks like you are having issues? would you like baby mode? so you dont get annoyed?
Pharmacistjudge: that's quite a line to walk in on
saucemaster5000: outrunning crocs probably
TehAmelie: they call him Pete Secret, but it's pronounced like secrete
HiCallMeRusty: American Idol still?
Pharmacistjudge: 48
PharaohBender27: @PixelsAtDawnGaming God, when I was in middle school, the principal would make announcements each morning, and he KEPT coming back to how in a V formation of geese, there's a leader, and "you could be that leader!" He did it so often it got legit embarassing for everyone else
queercrafting_chonk: He's about to host the Wheel of Fortune
NotCainNorAbel: 48y/o
betweenmyself: Pete’s just offering you a Golden Tanuki Leaf is all.
YawnLance: Ryan Peecrest
Haroldholmes25: yeah he's 48
CururuGuasu: He’s the new Dick Clark
ghyllnox: My grandparents definitely do
kid_flashionable: @queercrafting_chonk no way
Blakemcm: he is king of the boomers
sorrow_of_aria: I keep my address to yourself 'cause we need pete-crets
Pharmacistjudge: he's the new host of Wheel of Fortune
queercrafting_chonk: He's taking over after Pat Sajak retires
queercrafting_chonk: This season is Pat's last
HasturTheYellow: As long as people will be wanting to break into fame
ghyllnox: It's appointment TV for them
Rootpotato: yeah its still going
HasturTheYellow: American Idol will be around
saucemaster5000: wheel of fortune is the mcdonald's jeopardy
kid_flashionable: That's fascinating
OnyxOblivion: Common Seacrest W
PharaohBender27: @saucemaster5000 tqsLOL
Blakemcm: notes at bottom?
Rourke9: are your grandparents single
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KyeMonster: not a lot
BrowneePoints: like 5
Gascitygaming: 15-20%
e_bloc: like live television
KyeMonster: were all streaming service folks
lochnessseammonster: not many
queercrafting_chonk: Also, deeply unrelated to the present, but I wanted to mention earlier when folks were talking about their baby selves that I was both breach AND upside down so I came out ass first during the C-section xD
DarknessKingCoH: Who's replacing Vanna White then?
betweenmyself: Wheel of Fortune is just Hang Man but with a pretty lady turning letters rather than a constant reminder of our own mortality. pennyWhat
TehAmelie: pff i've had this TV since 2010 and i still haven't bothered to set the channels
PharaohBender27: I imagine it wildly varies based on where one lives
Lobo_Apache: More than you'd figure. Use to work for a TV/Internet company and not alll those calls were from boomers
Gascitygaming: moon the doc, gotta love it
Thefluffiestguineapig: The first two things my dad said when he saw me were "She's huge!" and "She looks like Richard Nixon"
queercrafting_chonk: And I lived! Win win
mulligan2six: @queercrafting_chonk Did they cut you an extra crack?
Thefluffiestguineapig: My mom was not happy but my other relatives all died laughing
BrowneePoints: oh yea Ben, since it came up during Lorcana last week, the first expansion in November is adding Great Mouse Detective
queercrafting_chonk: I was early tho so Mom had to wait for doctor to finish golfing
BrowneePoints: don't remember if it was you or Graham that asked
quasi79fu: dont be like Jimmy
MF_Yosh: havent paid for TV services for the past 10 years. Currently have the hulu/disney/espn bundle, crunchyroll and I steal my parents netflix
TheMerricat: "Broadcast and cable made up less than 50% of TV usage in July"
Arnye1984: Only television I still watch is weekly wrestling
queercrafting_chonk: @mulligan2six nope just got tha one
Rourke9: has this been a murder house in the past??
BusTed: I wonder what Jimmy's doing
saucemaster5000: I'd watch network TV is they brought back Clarissa explains it all
inconsideratehat: @queercrafting_chonk okay that beats my preemie second-twin feet-first slip&slide.
Gascitygaming: that's why butts go up and down, if they were sideways and you were thicc and running it'd sound like applause behind you
HiCallMeRusty: I didn
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @saucemaster5000 just recently discovered that it's all on paramount+
ghyllnox: @rourke9 It's currently a murder house so...
saucemaster5000: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa guess that explains that
CastleOtranto: @Gascitygaming I hate how much sense that makes
PharaohBender27: @BusTed Didn't he leave the Barkerville reenactment job and open a restaurant or something? I vaguely recall something along those lines in Discord
TheMerricat: "Broadcast and cable usage fell below 50% of total TV usage in the U.S. for the first time last month, the lowest linear total to date, according to Nielsen's latest viewership data from its monthly survey, The Gauge."
HiCallMeRusty: I don't have cable cause all I'd use it for is WWE and AEW
BusTed: seabatBRAIN
OnyxOblivion: Jimmy spent 14 hours on this puzzle and didnt solve it, this really is a Game Grumps game
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: paramount+ is my star trek machine but it does have like *every single* nickelodeon show, which is cool
saucemaster5000: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa yeah I got it to watch some mission impossibles, stayed for Strange New Worlds
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa I am so sad that Last Airbender is stuck behind that paywall
betweenmyself: @thirtycubicfeetofsalsa even Finder’s Keepers?
Easilycrazyhat: Daughter? Was that
Haroldholmes25: Parker? I hardly know her
Blakemcm: go blue or go home
Blakemcm: back the blue kkona
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @betweenmyself seems like that's one of the ones they don't have, along with Catscratch
TheMerricat: Apparently McDonald's is getting rid of self-serve drink machines......
betweenmyself: @thirtycubicfeetofsalsa sadness
Rourke9: can the killer reach us in here
Rourke9: probably
e_bloc: I wish we could at least deactivate that noise
Thefluffiestguineapig: What?
Thefluffiestguineapig: We jeffries tubes?
Rourke9: that makes sense
Thefluffiestguineapig: Speaking of Trek
saucemaster5000: Just realized I've never met a "Gary" in my life
Blakemcm: you learned the ? tile with the X symbols
Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 IRL? Did you play any Fallout because there are many virtual Garys there
saucemaster5000: I mean I know OF garys. I've never met one IRL
Blakemcm: PUBG stratz
ButButTheJesus: "I expected moooore of you"
kumatsu: rayfkLurk
Fancy_frenchman: Good evening, Giga Chats and Spoopy Persons
Blakemcm: let the circle kill the monster
BusTed: rayfkLurk
Pharmacistjudge: I met a few garys as a Magic Judge
BearRavenson: I used to work for a Gary. Would not recommend.
A_Dub888: rayfkLurk
karpma: i think we can all agree that that was a time in history.
kid_flashionable: I know Gary from Pokemon
gundamschwing: PubG is the reason all of us know Funko
Fancy_frenchman: I’ve gone through a Gary…… Gary, Indiana that is
SquareDotCube: ha ha, Gary!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: what the fuck?
Pharmacistjudge: Grey Merchant of Asphodel is sad right now
lamina5432: I know an elmer
BrindleBoar: WHAT
Blakemcm: its real to me damnit
DarknessKingCoH: Wow, Pubg is 6yrs old already
MF_Yosh: my neighbor is a Gary. He is kind of shitty.
PixelsAtDawnGaming: PUBG is still in the top 10 most played games on Steam
ButButTheJesus: in some parts of the world I think PUBG is still larger than Fortnite
kid_flashionable: HE CAN BE
GhostofJeffGoldblum: because it implies you're stinky'
NotCainNorAbel: I had a neighbor Gary. His SO was Barb. One was fun the other was a pia
HiCallMeRusty: It was more a threat than anything
xVeinFirex: What do you mean my rival isn't real?!?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Pigpen./
BusTed: You drew the stink lines and everything.
Veshnikard: you smell so bad that they will smell you before seeing you
Rourke9: what time does killer usually show up?
freshbubba: I thought pigpen just had dirt flying around him
kumatsu: I actually never tried doing this, so I'm also curious
rosesmcgee: It depends on how you inflect when you say it. Could be an insult, could be an invite
couchboyj: The implication is that you smell so bad I will smell you before I see you.
kid_flashionable: Does the killer have to go through the puzzle too?
kumatsu: Killer is already out, yeah
Fancy_frenchman: @pharmacistjudge Gary will get his revenge just wait till they play against Mono Black Devotion on Pauper week
BusTed: 👀
rosesmcgee: Enjoy!
OnyxOblivion: have you tried giving him a hug?
ButButTheJesus: nope
saucemaster5000: sniff you on the up and up
YawnLance: "Smell you later PrideUwu "
ggodopaste: What is this one?
Thefluffiestguineapig: That is a bad phrase
TehAmelie: i'm sleepy, but are we still in the mountain cabin?
couchboyj: In the Oogie Boogie voice!
Thefluffiestguineapig: In that voice
quasi79fu: that mannequin creeeps me out
betweenmyself: Killer’s running late. He’s waiting for all these fucking doors to cycle.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie Yes
kid_flashionable: What if someone said smell you soon, would that be more or less intimidating
ZeroskieS: is this five nights at home?
TehAmelie: great
SkylerRingtail: Someone's a musky husky, uwu
YawnLance: I really put some cursed shit out into the world
OnyxOblivion: how late can this game go? does it harvest moon you if you can loop the killer till like 2 am?
lochnessseammonster: seabatYIKES
couchboyj: SeemsGood
FrostyKaze: Isn't that just Lae'zel but less agressive?
Astramentha: Glomp :3
thebrainnopinky: I’ll be smelling You later
betweenmyself: “See ya soon, but you probably won’t see me… Found a good hiding spot and some night vision goggles. riffYeti
OnyxOblivion: the killer comes to the maze and just also doesnt want to go through it so now its a stalemate
Fancy_frenchman: Smell you later, but it’s an AXE Body spray tag line
Lobo_Apache: I AM the cursed shit that is placed into the world
e_bloc: 100% accurate there
tehfewl: she dead in my play thru
kid_flashionable: @betweenmyself that's more intimidating for sure
freshbubba: You ever hear people talking about doing the $0.01 trick on The Price is Right like it's scummy and not just the optimal choice?
Makrosian_Tae: Oh no! The cursed shit is coming from WITHIN the Twitch!
Blakemcm: she is not independent
HasturTheYellow: Nah, I got a thing for Shadowheart instead
Seth_Erickson: all I know is that the lae'zel fans are very gatekeepy if I even think about disliking them
tehfewl: couldn't help it, i defied her god
plundypops: Minthara is where it is at.
bigpearlentertainment: whatre yall munchin on?
rosesmcgee: I like fucked up sadists so I went with Minthara
Fancy_frenchman: But Ben I don’t know any Laezels in your play through, I only know Lil Gobchamp and their Bears
Blakemcm: her whole personality is based on like hive mind militant culture. that said i love her
saucemaster5000: I'll play baldur's gate if they take out the D&D stuff
Hayhook: Hey Adam whats the thing you're saying about pizza
Rourke9: @saucemaster5000 same tbh
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rosesmcgee: Sugary tomato sauce?
quasi79fu: this is something ive never seeen
Pharmacistjudge: I love how strong my twitter filter is because I just see the pro Layzel side and nothing else
Hayhook: gary pizza something
quasi79fu: I wonder what happens if time runs out??
fiftymcnasty: Too be fair all Gith are kinda assholes
lochnessseammonster: agreed
Rootpotato: puts on my centrist hat* um actually BOTH sides are bad
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I've had bad pizza
BrowneePoints: Opinion: Hawaiian? Fine. Pineapple and PEPPERONI Ben? GOATed
lamina5432: uncooked pizza is a thing
BusTed: It's an Auralnauts thing
ButButTheJesus: "I expected moooore of you"
kid_flashionable: Mr. Gary Pizza
Hayhook: you didn't even know you were saying it lol
seanalpurvis: Adam and Ben good to see you guys
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: irredeemable pizza
Fancy_frenchman: Fresh Strawberries
BrowneePoints: better than Roblox
Blakemcm: coach and the poopsmith
Gascitygaming: *standing ovation*
VrolikSyndrome: That shit's, like, 5 times his age.
BusTed: That's fun.
lochnessseammonster: seabatClap
Gascitygaming: *everyone liked that*
gundamschwing: Your brother is a 4 year old child?
kid_flashionable: Roblox needs to be taken down tbh
NimrodXIV: Homestar Runner dot net!
electra310: My son loved Homestar Runner at that age
couchboyj: seabatClap
NorthstarTex: Is he a trogdor fan?
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rosesmcgee: the kid can learn about the double deuce
BusTed: It's Dot Com
CastleOtranto: Howmstaw Wunner
saucemaster5000: hey I'm an even 5
saucemaster5000: which is not an even number
saucemaster5000: At least I'm cute
jaxildan_: is your brother single
Rourke9: @Chelsea12492 they played it on talking sim a while back
Makrosian_Tae: I'm confused. Are we running out the clock to avoid the killer?
KeytarCat: I liked it because my brother liked it
SurfDownstage: because he has a funny voice
tehfewl: people like friends?
BrowneePoints: ross past season 4
kumatsu: they did have Strongbad in the Aquabats tv show
BusTed: there were no good characters in friends
ZeroskieS: is this Ross?
NorthstarTex: Ross is mid
SurfDownstage: It's mostly the funny voices tbh
Blakemcm: ross is a believable character
quasi79fu: yes we runnin out clock to see what happens
Makrosian_Tae: PIVOT!
gundamschwing: Isn't Ross a whiny womanizer?
ghizmou: phoebe is the best friend
BrowneePoints: ross season 1-4 is uh...a bit bad
fiftymcnasty: Ross sucks
CastleOtranto: And then you realize that Friends is terrible
electra310: That is not a shared experience, Ben
gualdhar: not missing much, Friends was meh
betweenmyself: Children will enjoy Oppenheimer for different reasons than you riffYeti
ButButTheJesus: @ZeroskieS :D
emberBecky: Ross has some lows.. but yeah in some ways yeah
Morrigan9: schwimmer was great in band of brothers
BrowneePoints: Ross AFTER Season 4 is great but the show DOES NOT work without him
ButButTheJesus: I assume this strategy will work until you leave this room, and then stab
SurfDownstage: I mean none of my friends are good characters either
BrowneePoints: because Ross is the "normal" one
couchboyj: Good character != Good person
quasi79fu: i ...i feeel ...that those coming in will not see how amazing game is ..based on what we doing now
kumatsu: I forget, is Friends one of the sitcoms where the apartments aren't physically possible?
Chelsea12492: @rourke9 Thank you! I didn’t know that!
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: what's the threshold age for sympathizing with Luke in Gilmore Girls?
drizztnailo: always sunny they are all awful
lochnessseammonster: true
rosesmcgee: you wouldn't have comedic situations with well adjusted people
ghizmou: everyone's great in IASIP though
brainbosh: And that's why I never enjoyed sitcoms
saucemaster5000: ted lasso is nice
betweenmyself: Golden Girls… All terrible peple
Falannt: Home improvement is my favorite!
Rourke9: no problem! I don't like that game personally, but it is interesting @Chelsea12492
betweenmyself: *people
Blakemcm: @ghizmou they tried to monetize a dumpster baby
SurfDownstage: My family likes to speculate that the Seinfeld cast are the four horsemen of the apocalypse
BrowneePoints: but yea, as I got older I realized Ross is the Frame of Reference character
kid_flashionable: I do love Ted Lasso!
gundamschwing: I wouldn't know how to relate to well adjusted people
BusTed: yeah what about Wilson
HiCallMeRusty: Community makes jokes about how they're all awful
OnyxOblivion: which one is Pestilince?
rosesmcgee: Wilson was an axe murderer
NorthstarTex: Wait which horseman is Newman?
YFiddler: What?
Veste: the fraser/columbo crossover comic, ACES
OnyxOblivion: the killer sure is taking his time!
kumatsu: I've only seen the Worthikids short
Blakemcm: wanna know how this ends / how entertaining it is?
Makrosian_Tae: "Don't look at me. I voted for Niles."
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wasn't there someone on the Office who they basically confirmed was some serial killer who forges IDs?
Seth_Erickson: Is it possible the killer died themselves to their own puzzle basement
Lobo_Apache: secret victory strat right here
Falannt: taking a break?
Seth_Erickson: these are the questions we need answered
saucemaster5000: I mean community started purposefully writing chevy chase as more and more of an asshole cause he and dan harmon didn't get along
kid_flashionable: Killer is running themself ragged trying to find you right now
Rourke9: how long until we die of starvation
ButButTheJesus: I love the Frasier opening the door on Cthulhu or other cosmic horror
gundamschwing: Killer got stuck in his own escape room
SurfDownstage: !uptime
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EvilBadman: I have no idea if true but would be hilarious if the house explodes at like 439
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NorthstarTex: I mean do puzzle murderers test the puzzles on themselves first?
NotCainNorAbel: maybe the killer forgot a door code
quasi79fu: so how ya doin??
Seth_Erickson: Bing Bong Bing Bong
betweenmyself: I mean the killer has a fairly prominent mask… Some sort of breathing apparatus wouldn’t be surprising
Pharmacistjudge: so we are Dead Rising this game?
fiftymcnasty: It's easier to remember the safe order than the two unsafe ones
kumatsu: it's an easier rotation than the way it is displayed, Ben
Blakemcm: 4 20, whole house fills up with smoke and then snoop dog kills you with a rap
Falannt: dont remember the lights thats on, look at the color, which is off.
TheWarDoctor8: My money is on the loop just resetting at 7am
BrowneePoints: I genuinely think you'd enjoy DBD Adam(when the players aren't being poopy)
HiCallMeRusty: Is there still an issue with Streamers getting their games crashed?
brainbosh: Why is the point of the game to win?
Gamesreaps: oh my god, i finally catch Lets nope live i have always watched it on youtube
OnyxOblivion: blocking is cheap
Seth_Erickson: I mean to a certain extent but I do agree camping and forcing one person out to greatly increase your odds of winning is incredibly unfun for the person getting camped and not getting to play the game
Pharmacistjudge: DBD does try to incentivize certain behaviors by rewarding more points for those behaviors
saucemaster5000: if you block my sweep I will DI you
sirspate: generating the highlights
Seth_Erickson: It's a tough situation to handle.
Camail: i love the story that james chen says that people in arcades got angry when you grabbed
Rourke9: "No one was supposed to play Dhalsim. The devs put him in as a TRICK"
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: my hot DBD take is that the game needs to give the survivors a reason to be afraid of the killer
ButButTheJesus: Content!
Makrosian_Tae: "I never thought I would lose if I played a competitive multiplayer game!" -- Person who advocated for competitive multiplayer games
couchboyj: Riveting gameplay
BusTed: @saucemaster5000 tqsSmug
Camail: like is was dishonorable
Blakemcm: frame trap chump!
e_bloc: we've noped out of gameplay
TheMerricat: So I tried playing Dead by Daylight, and the first match I played after getting out of the tutorial games, the killer seemed like he was on speed warping around... Was that normal?
Blakemcm: caught you poking
couchboyj: Wouldn't it be funny if this hit
drizztnailo: "why would you level 3 thewre again" is my favorite
shurtal: "watch me block this whack ass mixup" *turns into gooes*
ButButTheJesus: lrrHERE
patrick_stonecrusher: "LK LK LK LK LK LK LK" "You're CHEATING"
Pharmacistjudge: did time loop?
OnyxOblivion: timer machine broke
quasi79fu: you won??
trebuchetboy: High octane content
awildshen: I just hate when dumb strategies in fighting games work
BusTed: What time did it stop?
ButButTheJesus: you broke time
kid_flashionable: Wuh woh
Makrosian_Tae: Time to fix the VCR
Camail: infinite time glitch
GhostofJeffGoldblum: you broke time. good job.
quasi79fu: ive never seeen this
kumatsu: it's safe in Red, Blue, Yellow, repeat
ButButTheJesus: it was about 4:00 I think?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: god how funny would it be if tghat door just opened and the killer popped in
lamina5432: can you remember the good color order not the bad color order
patrick_stonecrusher: Try thinking of the colors as a circle
sirspate: do they make greenboards.. like, a whiteboard for greenscreens?
fiftymcnasty: Red, Blue, Yellow is the safe order
TheInferno390: Yeah thinking about the colors that are off, not on
Zath_: Have you considered writing it down?
Blakemcm: chat cracked the case
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saucemaster5000: Wasting the man's valuable time
Makrosian_Tae: LUL
kumatsu: Chat appreciates you, Adam lrrHEART
ButButTheJesus: LUL
TheWarDoctor8: Adam looks so dejected
Astramentha: Awwwww, Adam lrrAWW
betweenmyself: Adam getting his steps in.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Chat thinks you are valid and great Adam
Blakemcm: Adam, punished for being a good friend and co host
ButButTheJesus: Hey Adam could you bring ME a pen
princess_intell: Did Ben scream yet
Seth_Erickson: never lucky
ButButTheJesus: k.
RayFK: Gottem
BusTed: sucks to suck I guess
HasturTheYellow: How about a pencil?
Ferisar: hey Adam is Ben bullying you
Thefluffiestguineapig: @princess_intell Not in fear yet
princess_intell: I need an eraser
Makrosian_Tae: lrrAWW
kumatsu: can't wait for the killer to be waiting right outside this maze
saucemaster5000: PrideUwu
Seth_Erickson: So over under on the killer being dead
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey!!!!
RayFK: Sauce did a fight
couchboyj: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Thefluffiestguineapig: Congrats!!!!!
BrowneePoints: and summarily banned
Blakemcm: @saucemaster5000 CONGRATZ!!!!
Makrosian_Tae: YAYUH!
Rourke9: Sauce did great!! it was very fun to watch
ButButTheJesus: ayyyy nice!
lochnessseammonster: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
queercrafting_chonk: Congrats!
kid_flashionable: Oooh great job!
Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean you do lift all the things
saucemaster5000: (thx folks)
loufghyslaufey: @themerricat Why? Is the "Kindness" prepping soon? LUL
Hayhook: I'm Bane yes that's my name Bruce Wayne and The Batman are totally the same
SurfDownstage: I got a snack did I miss anything
princess_intell: Maybe it's gains of some kind?
BusTed: surely
Seth_Erickson: LUL
trebuchetboy: same
Thefluffiestguineapig: LUL
Makrosian_Tae: LUL
Hayhook: I just had to go watch that
princess_intell: @surfdownstage Adam won't get us a pen.
OnyxOblivion: did he give up or did the clock give up
ButButTheJesus: classy
kid_flashionable: I got some homemade onigiri for dinner tonight actually, pretty yummy!
loufghyslaufey: Oh dear.
BusTed: Is it a shortcut to unlock?
gawag_: man, this game is great
Juliamon: OnyxOblivion /shrug
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kid_flashionable Oh man, that's amazing
BusTed: welp
ButButTheJesus: oh lawd he comin
AtomicAlchemical: That Homunculus... is BACK ON THE ESCALLATOR AGAIN!
A_Dub888: He got the zoomies
Thefluffiestguineapig: Rope a dope not achieved
e_bloc: got that crocodile speed
OnyxOblivion: he gets faster so you cant loop him i guess?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sir you are being too loud!!
loufghyslaufey: Super Mar Bros "?" Block
Thefluffiestguineapig: What?
betweenmyself: I AM LATE FOR MY BOOK CLUB! *stabstabstab*
kid_flashionable: @thefluffiestguineapig teriyaki chicken and crab! In separate ones I mean
Makrosian_Tae: lrrSPOOP
shurtal: just thinkin' about Hellshake Yanoo
shurtal: Yanno*
quasi79fu: that plant be bouncin
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kid_flashionable Damn, either together or apart those sound like boss onigiri
Pharmacistjudge: Umbrella?!?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also why did she ask if we were thinking about murders?
Blakemcm: METAL GEAR?!?!?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Eh eh
queercrafting_chonk: lrrSPOOP
Thefluffiestguineapig: Under my
loufghyslaufey: Wait. So the game just... "time-walks" you?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Umbrella ella ella
sirspate: Umbrlaura
BusTed: like Meyer
ButButTheJesus: rebidamb eebil
BearRavenson: Fuckin Breckin
SurfDownstage: eh eh eh
betweenmyself: Something, something, my boss has Whiskers?
gawag_: classic Breckin
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait
Makrosian_Tae: Breckin Bad
Thefluffiestguineapig: We tinfoil hat now
quasi79fu: conspiracy theory
loufghyslaufey: What are all these cutscenes sequences after you die again?
quasi79fu: uhhhh
Makrosian_Tae: Psychological thriller
Thefluffiestguineapig: UM
quasi79fu: uhh the window??
Blakemcm: This is big sad =(
Lobo_Apache: This sounds like a conversation I've had with my ex-mother
Thefluffiestguineapig: Communication is important!!
gualdhar: what the fuck kind of parent talks like this
Easilycrazyhat: Too real, Mrs. Mom. Too real.
Thefluffiestguineapig: NOOOO
quasi79fu: shes not the parent
Juliamon: (not actually a parent, just a momfriend)
princess_intell: I think Emily needs copious amounts of therapy
loufghyslaufey: This is her "mom"?
kid_flashionable: Oh dear
Makrosian_Tae: AHHH
saucemaster5000: hate it when my mom gives me the look
quasi79fu: im sorrry Dave i cannot do that
ghizmou: she wants to talk about her triple coilers
quasi79fu: I hear a clock
DaveCaveOfficial: What?
Blakemcm: roommate is correct
Astramentha: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
quasi79fu: Clock
Makrosian_Tae: It's "The Other Mother" all over again!
Easilycrazyhat: Omg, they were...
quasi79fu: tick tick tick
queercrafting_chonk: lrrFINE
loufghyslaufey: Wow, she needs better friends(...!?)
quasi79fu: tick tock..tick tock
ButButTheJesus: mmm, fiber
sirspate: time's givin'er
quasi79fu: what was that???
shurtal: good ol' Lou Ongo
Makrosian_Tae: Footsteps in video games were a mistake
quasi79fu: i never heard that noise before
Thefluffiestguineapig: @loufghyslaufey Yeah lecturing someone about not listening when they are trying to recover from a trauma like this is real bad
loufghyslaufey: Does the murderer look like the guy from Spy v. Spy? Or both of them?
queercrafting_chonk: @loufghyslaufey tbf I think it may be more like Emily is using her friend as a therapist and needs to stop and find appropriate help, maybe?
Pharmacistjudge: or is it 2150?
quasi79fu: why are they white and red???
Ferisar: 3080?
queercrafting_chonk: I might be misreading that tho
Ferisar: ti?
Haroldholmes25: @quasi79fu graphic design is their passion
kumatsu: :think:
princess_intell: Is this one of those games that's a metaphor for processing trauma
Haroldholmes25: probably
SerraBruja: holy crap I'm here for a live Let's Nope
Pharmacistjudge: ferisar we're on the 4090s now
Ferisar: @pharmacistjudge o
princess_intell: Oh god HOA, the scariest thing of all
saucemaster5000: Ness? From Earthbound?
Mr_Horrible: hyoome
ButButTheJesus: @Pharmacistjudge 2018 Radeon 580 here, wooo
Mr_Horrible: we're all asking that question every day, Ben
couchboyj: Oo da lally, golly what a day
Pharmacistjudge: oh, i don't have a 4090, i camped out in -20 degree weather for a 3080
Blakemcm: so closeeeeeee
BearRavenson: I missed the last stream. is this any good? It's got kinda Maniac Mansion vibes.
Makrosian_Tae: It's very good @bearravenson
Ferisar: it’s p good
gawag_: love me a good LONGO
Mr_Horrible: It's been p good so far
Blakemcm: @BearRavenson its very good, heartfelt, good puzzles
kumatsu: @BearRavenson I picked it up after last stream and finished it all the way through in a couple days
Haroldholmes25: @gawag_ more of a SHORTO guy myself
queercrafting_chonk: Gods I hate ticking clocks. Now that I know I have ADHD makes it make sense to me lol
couchboyj: Seems to have a lot of Clocktower in it too
princess_intell: @queercrafting_chonk welcome to the club!
saucemaster5000: actually always curious -- are watching twitch vods good for the channel or is adding to the youtube numbers better?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @couchboyj One of my favorite memes related to D&D was someone describing to their DM the Aracockra they wanted to play and the last panel was just "wait a second" over a still of Allen a Dale
queercrafting_chonk: @princess_intell thx! It's an adventure for sure
couchboyj: @thefluffiestguineapig LUL
saucemaster5000: eh fair
kumatsu: you only tried military time the first time
zed_alpha subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 92 months!
zed_alpha: Maybe it's the stomach bug I caught giving me a 102 degree fever, but watching this game in bed feels like a fever dream.
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Mr_Horrible: I'd tend to agree, YT is better for vod playback
Haroldholmes25: think you might've done military time the first time
Blakemcm: you did it with PM militarty time, its on no AM or PM ther was a note about it. yea it can get you / confusin
SkylerRingtail: Never got that feature to work, myself
jessieimproved: Oh I remember vod chat, that was weird
princess_intell: Thanks for helping me fall asleep. I only got 3 hours last night, so imma mega-crash
queercrafting_chonk: I miss when Twitch VODs included chat. Without it I find YT better overall
Thefluffiestguineapig: What??????
Mr_Horrible: "And what if I am?""
Makrosian_Tae: Called out LUL
betweenmyself: Somebody left the electricity spigot open riffGasp
Thefluffiestguineapig: Cancer child prisoners??
Thefluffiestguineapig: I am so confused
Mr_Horrible: "Fuck you, nationalizes your ass"
Makrosian_Tae: Satire
saucemaster5000: Thank god they did the research on proper penal language to make this game more engaging
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: why would someone modify their meter to pay MORE? Shouldn't this be a note about how the power company's concerned the meter is broken?
joelowe2: grow house, not cancer patients
Mr_Horrible: this is actually the new Megaman Legends
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thank you for subscribing to Servo Facts
ButButTheJesus: creepydolls
Makrosian_Tae: *Nier intensifies*
princess_intell: Isn't this where we get out a camera and start documenting everything
ButButTheJesus: @Thefluffiestguineapig !unsubscribe servofacts
Rourke9: or maybe those are the ones that need to be switches?
Falannt: not exactly. Look very good at the memo
betweenmyself: The sad part about time pausing while you read things is there’s no built in tension if you decide to read that four hundred page book from last time.
princess_intell: Thank you for subscribing to servo facts! Did you know they're all named JEstice?
princess_intell: *eustice
ButButTheJesus: i did not know that
quasi79fu: thats one way of doing it lol
kumatsu: remember chat, let 'em cook
Falannt: @quasi79fu thats right ;D
TheMerricat: This game seems like _a lot_
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thank you for subscribing to Servofacts, did you know that having spare servo heads in your house to annoy the people doing your house inspections leads to increased fines?
terribleplan: arrows need to connect
quasi79fu: he gets it now lol
quasi79fu: ahahahahah
Rourke9: huh
princess_intell: Has the game gotten scary yet or am I missing something?
Falannt: spoiler! @terribleplan
quasi79fu: i wasnt backserating
queercrafting_chonk: I don't see
quasi79fu: i promise
Mr_Horrible: @princess_intell I mean there's a killer on the loose at a certain time every loop
princess_intell: @thefluffiestguineapig unsubscribe servo facts
queercrafting_chonk: @princess_intell it's more psychologically fraught than scary
e_bloc: weirdchamp
princess_intell: Ahhhh
Mr_Horrible: but it's one of those where the repetition lowers the spooks, so it spooks to start to hook you, and then the mystery to keep you going with the ticking clock as the tension
Blakemcm: i hear a noise!!!
queercrafting_chonk: I do really dig the writing so far
saucemaster5000: I found myst horrifying so this game is making me scream
princess_intell: See I've been watching about 10 minutes, so I probs just need to sit with it awhile
queercrafting_chonk: @princess_intell yeah for sure
KeytarCat: Can they be rotated?
Mr_Horrible: LUL yeah, missing the start will dramatically alter how you're perceiving it
VrolikSyndrome: @saucemaster5000 Thinking is painful for me, too. 😔
Thefluffiestguineapig: This feels like the solution is right there and we are just not seeing exactly how to execute it
Mr_Horrible: yeah, it becomes more tension than spooks
Blakemcm: The game of life is scary
queercrafting_chonk: The atmosphere and sound design is good
quasi79fu: sometimes its about mental horror...not always a jump scare time
princess_intell: I also don't play horror very often
Mr_Horrible: but that's okay, that's what you want in a game!
NotCainNorAbel: they haven't given you a gun yet, so it CAN still be scary
Pharmacistjudge: well when you die multiple times with minimal consequences, horror loses alot of edge
Haroldholmes25: what is the 1/2/3 that puzzle is connected to?
quasi79fu: jump scare
queercrafting_chonk: @pharmacistjudge at this point the horror of it for me is the encroaching dread of eternity
varmintx0: The aforementioned scared
Thefluffiestguineapig: The constant oppressive dread coupled with the fact you can feel the time pressure for the puzzles is really effective
definenull: Murder please! 👋
quasi79fu: dammit Pete
CururuGuasu: Oh great, Clippy’s back
HasturTheYellow: Can we kill pete?
queercrafting_chonk: Is the killer wielding a blade of a pair of scissors?
Blakemcm: @queercrafting_chonk half of scissors
Lobo_Apache: It looked a little like a kunai honestly
princess_intell: Do we know what her trauma is yet?
quasi79fu: speedrun
betweenmyself: It’d be great if Pete’s secret just gave us a dandy cap for the next run.
KeytarCat: The knife has changed
Omthebox: Fact: A kitchen knife can still cut you because you are made of meat.
patrick_stonecrusher: Shit yourself or l'll shit yourself for you!
plundypops: kunai with chain?
Mr_Horrible: the killer's changed too, from what I can tell
couchboyj: The killer and the way you can't do much besides run and hide is very Clocktowery
Mr_Horrible: their mask used to have a stretched face, now it's a spiral like a drill
queercrafting_chonk: @princess_intell not specifics, but it's possible protag deals with OCD/anxiety
Mr_Horrible: @couchboyj I was *just* thinking that this reminds me of Clock Tower
queercrafting_chonk: Oh killer and weapon has changed? Ohhhh
spurius: where is the red string when you need it
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible it's their first draft of a Naruto cosplay
Blakemcm: thjere is more in there
Blakemcm: =o
Mr_Horrible: @Thefluffiestguineapig I only *barely* know the character you're talking about LUL
Rourke9: !hey chat
LRRbot: Please ONLY offer advice when the streamer uses the phrase "Hey, chat...". Let them try to learn the game on their own, even if it means they miss a thing or two.
kumatsu: @Blakemcm stop
princess_intell: @queercrafting_chonk thx!
couchboyj: Has Lets Nope done any of the Clocktower games?
Blakemcm: @kumatsu ok will do
Mr_Horrible: they were kinda RE before RE
quasi79fu: where he goin??
Mr_Horrible: the classic "big progenitor of a genre that doesn't get remembered often"
quasi79fu: I was just askin ...sorry
Lord_Hosk: Alex has never played a game in his life, he is far too serious of a person.
quasi79fu: 'panics'
TStodden: Clock Tower was a bit more like Point-n-Click & "Oh F! RUN!!!!!!!!"
princess_intell: @lord_hosk least of all bad games?
saucemaster5000: mind palace is fucked
Rourke9: oh no!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lord_Hosk Never considered it at all, it's a waste of time for him
kumatsu: I think you skipped through some text on 3
Rourke9: out here raw dogging memory
Blakemcm: @kumatsu stop
DudelidouX: Is your memory full? do you need to download more ram?
HasturTheYellow: Raw Dog the puzzled until they go stupid and, as such, easier to solve
BearRavenson: Rawdogged At The Memory Bank
Mr_Horrible: we need more square footage in the mind palace
KeytarCat: I wonder what the flag is for memory scription
Gascitygaming: speaking of , anyone else eat raw hotdogs out the fridge for a snack when you were younger?
BusTed: SMOrc
Mr_Horrible: @Gascitygaming can't says as I have
Thefluffiestguineapig: They are quoting that Rhianna song
saucemaster5000: It's more of a mind outhouse
Mr_Horrible: though I *have* wondered...
Mr_Horrible: gotta make 'em point at the sign
princess_intell: Noooo?
drrek0: No
BusTed: no
TehAmelie: now i'm an adult, i don't bother putting them in the fridge
Rootpotato: yeah
kynelwynn: it is tuesday and I have tacos
ButButTheJesus: ew
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: yes
ghizmou: it s not that weird
Mr_Horrible: they *love* when you point at the sign
lochnessseammonster: yep
drizztnailo: im glad you survived
quasi79fu: no??
Rootpotato: what
SurfDownstage: When I was younger???
Lobo_Apache: Raw hotdog and a line of mustard on it
saucemaster5000: either...
VrolikSyndrome: They're fully cooked!
Thefluffiestguineapig: No
Lobo_Apache: 10/10 snack
Mr_Horrible: my bit! D:
princess_intell: I did have thermos hot dog in my school lunch
saucemaster5000: younger?
Gascitygaming: i didn't know it was THAT weird :P
queercrafting_chonk: lrrSPOOP
Seth_Erickson: I've done that
Azralorne: I did!!!
Pharmacistjudge: by raw hotdogs you mean the ones that have already been cooked right? cause there are actual raw hotdogs that contain raw meat.
Azralorne: I still do it sometimes
Astramentha: I did that yesterday
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Uncooked hot dogs are just skinny bologna
betweenmyself: Most people who eat raw hotdogs when they’re young don’t reach the “getting older” stage. riffYeti
Rootpotato: who else just eat shredded cheese when you wanted a snack
Kaaosa: hot dog
princess_intell: What's wrong with you people
Azralorne: Tube bologna 😂
Gascitygaming: yeah, like packaged ones from the store, just grab one out of the package and chomp
Nigouki: life without street meat is not worth it
Haroldholmes25: @princess_intell yes
ghizmou: is it a hot dog if it s cold?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Rootpotato Sometimes but sometimes I would just eat cream cheese from the container
rick0chet008: You ever just throw hot dogs in the pickle juice jar and then eat them later?
karpma: hey siri, when was the last time I ate a hot dog
saucemaster5000: Does celery with cream cheese count as a hot dog
empyreon: that was a traditional roadtrip snack when I was a kid -- ziplock snack baggie of sliced hot dogs from the cooler
quillilian: (cooked) cold hotdogs are large pepperette
TehAmelie: imma try that
Haroldholmes25: more puzzles?!
KeytarCat: yoooo
Mr_Horrible: I could see that, yeah
Haroldholmes25: adam what
Pharmacistjudge: isn't there like some gourmet fancy hotdog restaurants in victoria?
gawag_: that sounds kinda good
VrolikSyndrome: Pickled sausages are a thing.
Seth_Erickson: whatever you just said is fucked up
queercrafting_chonk: Wat
Lobo_Apache: pickled hotdogs sound pretty good
KeytarCat: I could fuck with that
ButButTheJesus: ew
SurfDownstage: They're like meat pickles
Makrosian_Tae: You wot mate??
Rootpotato: i dont eat pickles so
lochnessseammonster: seabatApp
RayFK: Yo twitch chat are you fucking okay?
HasturTheYellow: I could probably encase a hotdog in an Arepa to make a gluten-free version of a sausage roll
princess_intell: I should go to the really really good hot dog place near me soon. It's a state historic site.
Mr_Horrible: I'm not one for pickles or pickle brine but that sounds like it works real well
firehawkzoa: Pod person run!!!
Seth_Erickson: I had hot dogs today for dinner btw
lochnessseammonster: i want to try that now PrideLaugh
Falannt: everyone needs a good sausage now and then ;)
princess_intell: @rayfk I don't think so!
Kaaosa: calling the police on adam
GhostValv: I heard and tried it. not my jam but I could see the appeal.
kumatsu: canceling Adam for reading twitch chat
Pharmacistjudge: @RayFK demonostrably not
VrolikSyndrome: I'm eating a pickle right now!
BrindleBoar: never read twitch chat, it's weird in here
Thefluffiestguineapig: Depends on the pickle
vexwerewolf: You ever have to assassinate a public official because he tried to use hot dogs to end the world?
princess_intell: THANK YOU
SurfDownstage: wtf
queercrafting_chonk: I fuck with pickles
betweenmyself: Adam cancelled via proxy
Rootpotato: guys im on hot dog man's side, ya'll are the wierd ones
saucemaster5000: Just for that I'ma eat a pickle
Mr_Horrible: Cukes or Zukes, Ben?
Gascitygaming: pickled jalapenos fam, can sit down and eat like 6-8
Makrosian_Tae: What's wrong with cucumbers??
drizztnailo: i like cucumbers...
Seth_Erickson: Pickles are one of the few foods I don't like
Easilycrazyhat: Love pickles, dig hot dogs. Might be interested in pickley hot dogs *shrug*
SerraBruja: cucumber is a fruit
Thefluffiestguineapig: Some of the ones that are so acidic they make my eyes water are not my jam
Seth_Erickson: and Cucumbers are just fine imo
SurfDownstage: I'm calling the cucumber cops
quasi79fu: serious question did we ever figure out the water thingies??
princess_intell: Pickles are gross and so are cucumbers
princess_intell: Brussels sprouts on the other hand
Thefluffiestguineapig: I am one of those weirdos who loves bread and butter pickles though
CururuGuasu: Salted cucumber is great
saucemaster5000: Alright, but sweet or savory pickles?
patrick_stonecrusher: The Talmud says cucumbers are as dangerous to the body as swords
Mr_Horrible: what's the Cumber queueing for, anyhow?
Gascitygaming: copcumbers
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Botanically fruit, yes
TehAmelie: you ever had a pickle sandwich? you split it and fill it with ham and cheese or whatever. just use pickle as if it was bread
drizztnailo: @CururuGuasu spittin
Thefluffiestguineapig: @princess_intell Depends how they are cooked
queercrafting_chonk: Dill pickles all the way
couchboyj: Fruits and vegetables are not mutually exclusive groups
TStodden: Cucumbers come & cucumbers go, but Pickles will live on forever
Pharmacistjudge: we are talking culinary terms, you can't use the ambiguity of fruit as a culinary and botanical term
queercrafting_chonk: Cronchy goodness
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: “Vegetable” is a culinary term, not botanical
princess_intell: @mr_horrible boooooooooooooooo
betweenmyself: The Cuconstabulary? riffYeti
kumatsu: You've run into a design problem that annoys me here
AtomicAlchemical: lrrARROWS
InquisitorGaia: ill bet it didnt save 3 cause its an incomplete answer to the puzzle ben
princess_intell: @thefluffiestguineapig roasted with olive oil and salt
Mr_Horrible: @TehAmelie that sounds like not my jam, but incredibly salty/savory
Rootpotato: @TehAmelie is this a type of hot dog or a snadwich
couchboyj: Cop pulls up munching on a pickle jar full of hot dogs, asks what the problem is
princess_intell: And a bit of percorino romano
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: @pharmacistjudge “The Ambiguity Of Fruit” is my new Red Hot Chili Peppers cover band
Thefluffiestguineapig: @princess_intell Very good, I also like that prep and to pan fry them
princess_intell: Oooooo
Makrosian_Tae: Gotta go, but I wish you a good stream and thank you for what I did see!
Haroldholmes25: that's nice of it to tell you you don't have what you need
saucemaster5000: Fried pickles are god tier food
TehAmelie: i haven't found any pickles large enough to make it worthwhile around here but there's still experiments to do
KeytarCat: Knowing what puzzles there are to solve is the hardest part of games like this. Sometimes. Sometimes the puzzles are just weird
princess_intell: Should I get pizza for lunch tomorrow
queercrafting_chonk: Puzzles are hard
Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 I miss them so much. Figuring out gf dough for that is waaaaay down my list because it is so high effort but I would absolutely love some of those
Mr_Horrible: I now have a terrifying mental image of someone preparing a big pickle like a baked potato
lamina5432: was it different on the other side of the gas maze?
queercrafting_chonk: @princess_intell yes hump day za
Falannt: maybe we need to find out, if the wiring for 3 is okay?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh man, now I want some dipping sauce from fried pickles to go with french fries
Gascitygaming: @princess_intell what* pizza should you get for lunch tomorrow? fixed it :P
kumatsu: get wrekt, Cliff
Mr_Horrible: Cliff: "Don't ah know it"
InquisitorGaia: ill bet you dont have the whole answer to 3
princess_intell: Cheese pizza
Mr_Horrible: I could believe it
princess_intell: I *am* close to NYC
Mr_Horrible: it looked faded
gawag_: @Thefluffiestguineapig have you tried a tempura style for the fry? you can do that with just corn starch iirc
kumatsu: There is a textbox that some of the Xs have been rubbed off when you check the panel that doesn't repeat
kumatsu: that you skipped through
queercrafting_chonk: !heychat
saucemaster5000: @Thefluffiestguineapig that's fair, though if you already have gf flour of some sort, It shouldn't be too hard. the trouble is how much oil you use of course, not super cost effective
Kuhfeek: there might be smudged Xs on lights that are off
Mr_Horrible: the x's got rubbed out, they knew too much
Easilycrazyhat: Why not both?
Mr_Horrible: knew where the bodies were buried
InquisitorGaia: was that a phone in the backround?
princess_intell: TIL gf flour exists
Thefluffiestguineapig: @gawag_ I have not! That seems like a good place to start. Currently my most recent victory with sauce's advice was sukiyaki. Now the challenge is trying to make gf baked goods with yeast
Mr_Horrible: @princess_intell what about goth gf flour?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @princess_intell Yes but it can behave extremely weirdly
princess_intell: @mr_horrible get out
Mr_Horrible: LUL
princess_intell: mattlrLul
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Homebody
princess_intell: @thefluffiestguineapig I would think so
MilkInBags: So who was phone?
Mr_Horrible: that looks like some secret door shit in the game
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible Goth gf flour is the kind that somehow always comes out the wrong texture
saucemaster5000: yeah GF flour is very tricky for basic baking annoyingly, though for stuff like frying batter it works just fine
Rourke9: is that a picture of pregnant mario
quasi79fu: wannna bet
Mr_Horrible: damn, broke you and the door in 1
quasi79fu: Pirds
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Mr_Horrible: quite an arm on that killer
princess_intell: Im actually impressed that we were able to make gf flour a thing. Good job team.
VrolikSyndrome: Preggario, you say?
Mr_Horrible: Mama mia! My a-water just broke!
Gascitygaming: famously
patrick_stonecrusher: Luigi first
saucemaster5000: that's how you get baby mario and yoshi gotta fucking deal with it
Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 Yeah, I use it to thicken sauces a lot and it works really well for adapting recipes
VrolikSyndrome: All Goombas are canonically children.
Louie_Salmon: I come in and immediately hear, in an inquisitive tone, "pregnant mario?"
KeytarCat: @VrolikSyndrome like one of those .io games?
goombalax: @VrolikSyndrome TF you say
VrolikSyndrome: @VrolikSyndrome God I hope not.
princess_intell: That's not terrifying at all
Pharmacistjudge: Mario can't get pregnant for the same reason Mickey can't
brainbosh: Mama-mia! Get-a your pets spayed and neutered!
Mr_Horrible: wait...
Mr_Horrible: this is a La-Mulana reference
MilkInBags: Wha-hoo! I vacuumed your Guinea pig!
Mr_Horrible: I'm almost positive
queercrafting_chonk: People love putting games in games nowadays
Blakemcm: probably why the company only made like 2 games
BearRavenson: You're right, this game is pretty good.
BrindleBoar: nailed
princess_intell: It's a fnaf reference in a roundabout way
empyreon: LUL
TehAmelie: egg on your face lrrHAM
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh seabatHITBOX
Mr_Horrible: I'm *positive* this is a La-Mulana ref
quasi79fu: Piiiirds
Mr_Horrible: it even looks like Lameza
saucemaster5000: this is mario's baby
Mr_Horrible: every bird is a JP player
MilkInBags: Psycho power: drop eggs
RayFK: Jump n shoot man
saucemaster5000: eat quizno's subs!
goombalax: F
Rourke9: gaming
Blakemcm: u got it u got it
BearRavenson: oh no
queercrafting_chonk: F
empyreon: lrrFRUMP
Makrosian_Tae: seabatNogood
Gascitygaming: they got a pepper bar!
mochabeanie: did the score freeze?
kumatsu: just win 4Head
Makrosian_Tae: o7
dougma: time for the boshi to do it
Blakemcm: @mochabeanie maybee
quasi79fu: what does memory say?
jchinnock: Git gud!
Mr_Horrible: yeah I ain't seen any arches
TehAmelie: maybe we'll see something new if the timer runs out
couchboyj: Boy, Ben sure has egg on his face
princess_intell: What's the collective we use for Ben and Adam while they're on let's nope? Scare boys? Fear boys? Ben and Adam?
quasi79fu: Ben
MilkInBags: this is the dark souls of Mario
Rourke9: maybe that score was a clue? idk
Blakemcm: secret name of game is Gazebo man
saucemaster5000: the gazebas for jeebus my beebus
Gascitygaming: @princess_intell spoopy bois or boys
Haroldholmes25: gazeebdeez
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this similar to the Minesweeper thing where you need a specific state to activate a thing?
Mr_Horrible: @princess_intell I just call them The Lads
princess_intell: @gascitygaming thanks
TheMerricat: This game reminds me slightly of the old Jungle Hunt game mixed with Pitfall
queercrafting_chonk: Gaminggg
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: I’m gonna start saying “gazebo” when people sneeze
OnyxOblivion: WHOA
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
patrick_stonecrusher: Neat
Haroldholmes25: LUL
Thefluffiestguineapig: Huh
quasi79fu: hahhahah
saucemaster5000: cool game
GhostValv: spooky
Blakemcm: spookumz
Makrosian_Tae: lrrSPOOP
duskcheetah: bulbous bouffant ga-zeeee-bo
princess_intell: How old is our protag?
Makrosian_Tae: seabatClap
Mr_Horrible: the real horror is being inadequate at games
dougma: benginDance
empyreon: riffGasm
VrolikSyndrome: "Eat a Quiznos pleeease"
jchinnock: Cue the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders
OnyxOblivion: i thought we stopped the power going out last week
queercrafting_chonk: 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻
MilkInBags: I love Metallica
boonf: damn that was a pretty good acdc
queercrafting_chonk: @milkinbags oww
PixelsAtDawnGaming: Spoopface
saucemaster5000: AD, DC
Mr_Horrible: oh christ
Haroldholmes25: LUL
Mr_Horrible: dying, Ben
Mr_Horrible: getting fucking washed
TehAmelie: alternating direct deadly current
MilkInBags: Pretty tough
OnyxOblivion: oh, he's EARLY
princess_intell: Alternating Current Delineating Current
betweenmyself: YOU BEAT MY HIGH SCORE! *stabstabstab*
OnyxOblivion: does he get earlier the more puzzles you solve?
Mr_Horrible: I'm wondering if this is a diff killer, based on that
BusTed: mixed
Mr_Horrible: diff time, diff face...
quasi79fu: is he early,,,, or is the loop breaking
Lysander_salamander: weird
Mr_Horrible: I'm rampantly speculating
Mr_Horrible: and no cop can stop me
rosesmcgee: "there's only one killer, actually"
princess_intell: Is a TARDIS about to appear in the living room
InquisitorGaia: maybe you just ran into him early and he normally just sneaks around
Makrosian_Tae: SingsMic ain't no mountain high enough!
Rourke9: maybe he just wanted to get to bed on time
Mr_Horrible: fuck, he's rumbled me
quasi79fu: I sorrry
saucemaster5000: there's a story now
kumatsu: I'm rampantly knowing what's going on but keeping silent
quasi79fu: i will stop
Mr_Horrible: *skedaddles*
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MilkInBags: what if the killer was Shia Labeouf
Haroldholmes25: there's like three stories in this house
Mr_Horrible: @MilkInBags the actual cannibal
rosesmcgee: the story is about Emily and her well earned feelings if inadequacy
princess_intell: What if the killer was me all along
betweenmyself: There’s lime a four hundred page story upstairs
korvys: That's how he gets you\
saucemaster5000: it became less funny when we found out he was an IRL asshole
Makrosian_Tae: What if you get up there and they're just playing the game
Orlantia: Clairvoyance has spoiled another horror stream lrrAWW
betweenmyself: *like
Rourke9: what if that 400 page book just told the solution to every puzzle
Mr_Horrible: Clair Voyence would be a good drag name, I feel
e_bloc: oh we're going down in an earlier round
Valbatross_: I don't even need to watch the stream, I've already simulated the experience with my powerful brain
Haroldholmes25: LUL
Blakemcm: @kumatsu so brave
Hayhook: cringe
quasi79fu: pird time??
princess_intell: Sugar we're going down swingin
Makrosian_Tae: Brilliant
Thefluffiestguineapig: SHUT UP
betweenmyself: @rourke9 “and then she lined the lights up on the puzzle, three along the bottom from the left, then four up, then…”
TheMerricat: Want to bet it's coded so the color is the wrong one everytime you pull him there?
Mr_Horrible: bad news
Thefluffiestguineapig: We don't need you to mainsplain to us
Mr_Horrible: someone beat you to it
queercrafting_chonk: Move over Megan time to really game
Hayhook: man my boi Pete gets the short stick
e_bloc: turn pete off in the options
saucemaster5000: He's in Pete ing our progress
gualdhar: killing Pete at all would be ironic, it's the one thing he doesn't see coming
Mr_Horrible: Take your game further
Mr_Horrible: Bradygames
Forgotten_Lizard: Kill him with an iron. It'll be iron-ic...
Valbatross_: We're prima and bradygames different
lochnessseammonster: seabatBRAIN
Mr_Horrible: I nearly spit my drink LUL
InquisitorGaia: because egg
kumatsu: good question, next question
Lobo_Apache: the shame of missing
Rourke9: the egg is where the soul is stored
Mr_Horrible: they've been foiled and have no reason to live
gawag_: maybe its a hint
Lobo_Apache: why do bees do it?
ARiposte: Have y'all tried going left? Ready Player One style?
VrolikSyndrome: <message deleted>Actually they're pirds.
kumatsu: what are these birds doing here?
ButterBall000: It's the circle of life
MilkInBags: why does Mario jump on mushrooms
DarknessKingCoH: Kojima? Probably
e_bloc: birds arent real
Mr_Horrible: [Ian will remember this]
KeytarCat: 00166715
VrolikSyndrome: <message deleted>Betcha won't.
kynelwynn: Birds are stupid. Adam gonna get got by ravens tomorrow
quasi79fu: 07
MilkInBags: you’re a bunch of birds
betweenmyself: Because they’re actually drones and those are their transponders
niccus: rip
Mr_Horrible: dazeGun
GhostValv: benginO7
saucemaster5000: 07
BrindleBoar: got nuked LUL
BusTed: Ooo
Haroldholmes25: He's gaming FBtouchdown
TehAmelie: whaa
queercrafting_chonk: Ooooo
quasi79fu: hmmm numbers
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kynelwynn Ian does have easy access to a murder. Not ravens though
Mr_Horrible: get Beej in here
TheWarDoctor8: Warp Zone!
couchboyj: These look like crows, and corvids are actually pretty intelligent
Falannt: score?
saucemaster5000: anyone remember scooter's magic castle?
BrindleBoar: the brains on these boys
Haroldholmes25: is it?
quasi79fu: where have we seeen those
BusTed: Remember the config I guess.
BusTed: 4x4
Bionull: Missed much since the first stream?
Mr_Horrible: it's at least saved in the mind palace
Mr_Horrible: ohhhh
Rourke9: or friends seem awful calm about that whole thing
Rourke9: oooooh
kumatsu: seabatBRAIN
josh___something: Oh
Mr_Horrible: that's clever!
Mr_Horrible: good on ya game
Thefluffiestguineapig: That is very good
queercrafting_chonk: I do not
saucemaster5000: Put in AD, DC
quasi79fu: huh??
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @saucemaster5000 THUNDAHSTRUCK
KeytarCat: wait, yeah, that's the wrong dimensions
Lysander_salamander: drat
Thefluffiestguineapig: These puzzles are very clever on a lot of levels
Rourke9: damn, i was right there with you too
Thefluffiestguineapig: You can tell the developer loves horror games a lot
quasi79fu: hmmmm
e_bloc: thats the pird mystery
josh___something: Is it... divisible by 4
kodalith: What about the room upstairs with the 16 drawers?
drizztnailo: i get lost in monkey island games this makes my brain hurt
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josh___something: Nvm me
quasi79fu: lightbulb???
EvilBadman: Didn't the cutscene dude just say something about that game and minesweeper
saucemaster5000: that's the sound of remembering something on the john
MilkInBags: Ooooooh yeaaaaaaah
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Ben is simply a sapiosexual, Adam
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is like those noises Wheeler made last Oki Oki
BusTed: 👀
patrick_stonecrusher: Sussin for sure
Chichen: First thing I hear when I get back is "I have an orgasm every time"
Thefluffiestguineapig: NOPE
MAPBoardgames: lrrHERE
queercrafting_chonk: Whiaaaaa
jchinnock: So messy
Lobo_Apache: Asexual secrets are being spilled! Silence them
Saintnex: god Im gonna see that in my sleep
ButButTheJesus: NYOPE
Mr_Horrible: every time you come to a conclusion you cum to a conclusion?
gawag_: is that gru from minions>
e_bloc: thanks I hate it
saucemaster5000: what's the downside
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I get a billion dollars AND I get to have orgasms all dayh?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: fuckin sign me up
MilkInBags: o__O
jchinnock: Clean up in Studio A!
kodalith: Drat
TStodden: Are those the "Bad" drawers?
josh___something: a brain blast triggering an orgasm recontextualizes that show a lot...
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I have a billion dollars what do I care at that point
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I'm a god among peasants
brainbosh: Lots of tiny items in the drawers
saucemaster5000: alright but... how much each time, if you get me
DudelidouX: screws rocks vials pens?
Gascitygaming: how do you think jimmy got his hair like that
MilkInBags: Maybe the opposite?
josh___something: Wait.
Mr_Horrible: how good is the nut?
thehokeypokey: Jokes on you, I never learn
Rourke9: a billion is a LOT
KeytarCat: pens, rocks, vials, screws
Mr_Horrible: yeah I'll fucking bet you do
josh___something: Screws rocks vials pens in order
ghyllnox: There are disorders where people are too sensitive and orgasm frequently from regular, nonsexual movement and I'm given to understand it's debilitating and exhausting
Lobo_Apache: @Mr_Horrible only as good as the information you learned
quasi79fu: why they red??
MAPBoardgames: Screwsa, Pens, Rocks, Vials
saucemaster5000: hate having a frigid brain
Thefluffiestguineapig: That is "always forward never learning" mindset right there
Mr_Horrible: @Lobo_Apache oooh, powerful stipulation
Rourke9: @ghyllnox that does sound awful
MilkInBags: What’s the billion for?
Mr_Horrible: solve the Fermi Paradox and ascend
ghyllnox: Plus it's difficult to talk about on top of all that
seepete: screws, pens, rocks, papers, scissors
tyrsredritehand: The junk drawer
Kuhfeek: walmart
DarknessKingCoH: Unlucky Charms!
betweenmyself: Screws, Pens, Rocks, Unmarked Vials… The killer’s name is SPRUV! riffGasp
patrick_stonecrusher: Checkpoint when?
saucemaster5000: Now that's a cereal killer
kynelwynn: The RE Merchant, clearly
rosesmcgee: These are like the Unabombers lucky charms
BusTed: maybe it's daylight savings time
Mr_Horrible: bro we're PUZZLING here
TStodden: Daylight slayings time?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is that another trigger like the Minesweeper one where it always makes the killer emergy?
Thefluffiestguineapig: *emerge
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kynelwynn With his weird wrinkly hands
kumatsu: fall back
josh___something: Man, the killer has undetectable. We can't see the red stain. SMH
InquisitorGaia: fall back
saucemaster5000: next time we lose the sun
tyrsredritehand: fall back
Blakemcm: we gain but we lose out on it for 6 months
GhostofJeffGoldblum: no we gain it
ghyllnox: Gain
gualdhar: fall back, we get an hour
NimrodXIV: fall back, gain
MAPBoardgames: With Daylightsavings, we all lose
pipshardfour: spring ahead fall back
GhostofJeffGoldblum: you set your clock back, get an hour of sleep
Gascitygaming: you fall back an hour
Blakemcm: one night extra hour, 6 month of losing it
MilkInBags: daylight sucking time
gawag_: i think we're abolishing it in the US soon?
ogier300: Spring ahead!
blip2004: how do people even notice the difference
letfireraindown: yes yes, spring forward
patrick_stonecrusher: Fall back into bed
Easilycrazyhat: It's the only way I remember
BusTed: what about seventeen times in chat?
TStodden: The 25th Hour should be before Halloween, IIRC.
Gascitygaming: springs forward an hour, so you lose one cause it skips it
Blakemcm: i mean if you had, then you would have remembered
Mr_Horrible: I always heard Spring Forward Fall Back
BusTed: lrrSPOT
vexwerewolf: In Britain, we say spring forward, autumn back
saucemaster5000: and yet you've met an IRL Gary. Curious.
queercrafting_chonk: Fall back, spring ahead is how I've remembered
Mr_Horrible: can't believe Adam's getting gaslit by his cohost
Thefluffiestguineapig: The fact they keep daylight savings around is such a stupid thing about not wanting change
MilkInBags: Yeah Adam, Gary
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Adam, make sure to clean your pants.
ButButTheJesus: really?
ARiposte: Maybe you have to open all of the drawers EXCEPT the red ones?
Pharmacistjudge: he's one of the 10,0000
BusTed: @GhostofJeffGoldblum LUL
Pharmacistjudge: we don't have to mock him about it
MilkInBags: Adam says sticking out like dogs balls so
saucemaster5000: sounds tough to stream from
Blakemcm: every billionare buys a damn yacht
rick0chet008: Never heard of pickle dogging either so I believe him.
InquisitorGaia: thought you didnt like the ocean adam
betweenmyself: Adam has a blind spot regarded unnecessary clock resetting jargon
Lobo_Apache: 500 mil to charity, 500 mil in mah pocket
TheMerricat: I'm assuming that we are still on no spoilers rules.
Gascitygaming: my favourite Adam-ism is the concept of a bee's dick
10 raiders from Hulyen have joined!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Blakemcm Some of them make bad submarines too
TStodden: So.... Adam would take an Around-the-World cruise, huh?
Pharmacistjudge: I thought I saw a 4x4 grid on some other device...i forget where
Rourke9: its when you put a hot dog in a pickle jar
Hulyen: hulyenWave hulyenHeart
Mr_Horrible: welcome raiders
Thefluffiestguineapig: Welcome raiders!
TehAmelie: and also if you're a ghost
Hulyen: Ship Graveyard Simulator 2!
Lysander_salamander: Isn't that hollowing out a pickle, filling it with a hotdog, breading it, and deep frying it?
queercrafting_chonk: @themerricat hey chat hasn't been invoked yet
terribleplan: hmmm... rock, vial, pen, screw
MAPBoardgames: It's Twitch law, checks out.
MilkInBags: they were eating eeee subway
BrindleBoar: scrappin'
ghyllnox: Taking apart ships
Rourke9: that sounds like a banger
Hulyen: You buy ships, smash them with a hammer and recycle them
Lobo_Apache: @Hulyen that game is G.O.A.Ted
MilkInBags: dead ships
BusTed: Like Manon
betweenmyself: This drawer is full of MORE DRAWERS! riffGasp
josh___something: I think alex played that once
Hulyen: it's so satisfying
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @Hulyen ...Shipbreaker?
Gascitygaming: yeah like powerwash simulator but you break down old ships
Rourke9: Serge likes that game
Easilycrazyhat: Hmmmm
Easilycrazyhat: Doubt
Hulyen: @josh___something it's the sequel to the one Alex played
InquisitorGaia: is that like hardspace shipbreaker?
saucemaster5000: stardew valley is SO stressful
BusTed: time restriction
Rootpotato: can we use the pens to mark the vials with what kinda screws and rocks we put in them
saucemaster5000: No one will dance with me at the spring thing....
Pharmacistjudge: stardew isn't very zen. the big race to get to bed in time is stresful
TheMerricat: hardspace shipbreaker?
queercrafting_chonk: I love Stardew so much
KyeMonster: no wrong way to play stardew
Lobo_Apache: @InquisitorGaia yea! but with less physics
Thefluffiestguineapig: Me too!
queercrafting_chonk: I vibe
Valbatross_: Stardew is really hit or miss as to whether you find it relaxing
itira: good evening everyone! lrrSPOOPY
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Shipbreaker is very zen though
MilkInBags: you have to be the best producer!!!
SurfDownstage: You made it sad
ghyllnox: Why not just stay in this closet all night
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I had a grea titme iuwht it
drizztnailo: all my crops died after a season ended and my stress skyrocketed
Bionull: I'm with Ben. I feel stressed to maximize it.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I enjoy those games when I have people who will not get on me about optimizing
betweenmyself: *Killer walks over to drawers, solves puzzle* YOU’RE WELCOME
drizztnailo: so true bestie
BusTed: responsibility sounds relaxing
KyeMonster: crops will always die at the end of their season lol
SurfDownstage: Don't tell me what to do with MY crops
saucemaster5000: not all of us are junimo kart masters
MilkInBags: maybe learn to water plants Kappa
Valbatross_: I personally don't really care to optimize so I was fine just doing whatever but I absolutely have friends that can't live like that
Mr_Horrible: @drizztnailo Gief looking at his dead crops: "My loyal fans!" D:
Pharmacistjudge: you know you are regular when Adam or Ben can shoot you with no remorse
drizztnailo: i gambled my life savings away as soon as i got the casino
Thefluffiestguineapig: @betweenmyself Like that one game of Dead by Daylight Ben played where he just scaffolded the survivors to help them farm points
queercrafting_chonk: Nothing is more zen than living with the fantasy of inheriting a home with no mortgage or property taxes
lochnessseammonster: it was great PrideLaugh
MilkInBags: @pharmacistjudge never happens
terribleplan: touch it
BrindleBoar: 200 hours of junimo kart, you say
Orlantia: So do you think that the murderer is all stabby because they have a towel wrapped around their face?
Gascitygaming: do it
Blakemcm: palpatine... do it
MAPBoardgames: But would it be bad to lick it?
BusTed: "touch it," says twitch user terribleplan
terribleplan: unlimited power
VrolikSyndrome: Getting shot means they really like you.
Gascitygaming: touch with face
VrolikSyndrome: Or really DON'T like you?
MAPBoardgames: !badadvice
LRRbot: A Klobb.
ghyllnox: Cold as ice
TStodden: !gooseadvice
saucemaster5000: we are basically unwanted fortune cookie sayings
Mr_Horrible: Adam can't verify I'm real or not
MilkInBags: Can you use vents like in Among Us
GhostofJeffGoldblum: andthose people wouldg et banned
Gascitygaming: !gooadvice
Pharmacistjudge: eh, we've met a few times
GhostofJeffGoldblum: because the mods are based
ghyllnox: But yeah
VrolikSyndrome: What about JP players?
SirMorek: i did call you james that one time
Lobo_Apache: I'm more than just text on screen! I'm also deeply drepressed and anxious
Gascitygaming: i am a doodle sir
queercrafting_chonk: Ty mods
gualdhar: thanks Mods, for keeping the wangdoodles away
ButButTheJesus: sometimes i can wang a doodle
Dothewhatnow: but my lastname is wangdoodle peepoSad
mulligan2six: @Lobo_Apache And how!
betweenmyself: WOOH! Benefit of the doubt! I’ll take it
josh___something: @VrolikSyndrome HEY, I resemble that statement D:<
Orlantia: Hehe wang doodle
GhostofJeffGoldblum: What is going on with Unity appears to be Clowns.gif
Rourke9: Excuse me, Wangdoodle was my father's name
VrolikSyndrome: @VrolikSyndrome >:)
Mr_Horrible: Unity leads being massive dipshits, basically
shurtal: Unity is gonna charge people using unity PER INSTALL
ARiposte: I have a confession: I'm actually Searle's Chinese room
MilkInBags: I’m a funny wangdoodle so I get a free pass
kumatsu: Unity is on the go broke speedrun plan
BrindleBoar: his name is my name too Kappa
eric_christian_berg: How about hornswogglers and snozzwangers?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: and they do count deleting and reinstalling as TWO installs
NightValien28: unity is fucking stupid
MAPBoardgames: We have Adam here to be mean, so Chat can be chill. Thanks, Adam!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: so uh, godspeed
Gascitygaming: new stream, Engines done quick
MAPBoardgames: Yup
BusTed: Sure can
niccus: yep
josh___something: MIND gamed
GhostofJeffGoldblum: instant karma
Seth_Erickson: mind gamed
quasi79fu: we cant telll
Pharmacistjudge: they are charging the developers of the game, you know, after they already bought the license to your engine.
josh___something: LMAO
Blakemcm: play it poorly
quasi79fu: lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MilkInBags I read those books as a kid too!
MilkInBags: I’ll simply not install my games, checkmate
Mr_Horrible: @ARiposte excellent 10/100
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KeytarCat: FBtouchdown
mulligan2six: Get roped!
Lysander_salamander: nice
Mr_Horrible: *10/10 nooooo
queercrafting_chonk: LUL
SurfDownstage: FBtouchdown
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh
josh___something: Got hit by the 50/50
NimrodXIV: you deserved that :D
ghyllnox: Chinese Room is a philosophical concept yeah
drizztnailo: MIXED
Lobo_Apache: Chinese room is kinda the first "AI" created via user input\
kumatsu: just never die and you never get lore cutscenes
quasi79fu: what do the drawwwwwerrrs meannnnn????
SurfDownstage: They warp you to Bowser's Castle
Gascitygaming: thats where the nails go
GhostofJeffGoldblum: the drawers, Mason. what do they mean?!
Blakemcm: pepe silvia!
VrolikSyndrome: :)
MilkInBags: drawers????????
quasi79fu: P ....
Thefluffiestguineapig: Red string moment
Gascitygaming: pee comes from the balls
patrick_stonecrusher: Thats why Adan
Mr_Horrible: I have a theory about the drawers but I shan't say
Orlantia: Didn't a thing in the basement also have a 4x4 grid on it?
ARiposte: try inverting the drawers
terribleplan: screws
Gascitygaming: super cereal
SurfDownstage: the wicked witch of the west, bro!
patrick_stonecrusher: Always wants a cupof pee
Rootpotato: screws
ButButTheJesus: WE GO GYM
quasi79fu: hahahahahaah
niccus: sir this is a wendys
quasi79fu: get the striiing
patrick_stonecrusher: Its important
BrindleBoar: PEPE SILVIA!
code1300: What if u do it on the 1990 version it show it in the picture
raulghoulia: neck tie
Gascitygaming: ben with his screws in vials
NotCainNorAbel: get the yarn out
lochnessseammonster: @ButButTheJesus PrideLaugh seabatClap
jchinnock: This stream is sponsored by Ben’s protein powder!
BrindleBoar: understandable
quasi79fu: have we tried all drawers???
Mr_Horrible: I love Sunny specifically because they generate their own downfall every time
Valbatross_: Ben, that was so sane and normal of you, great job! 😊
Ferisar: more like a brotein powder
GhostofJeffGoldblum: You gotta be a fitness grifter.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: that's where the money is
TheMerricat: FItness streaming seems ot make money.
saucemaster5000: Yeah just get buff and beat people up for money outside the gym
josh___something: Screws, rocks, vials, Pens.
Blakemcm: just do homeopathy fitness stuff
Mr_Horrible: also they're all funny and good performers
GhostofJeffGoldblum: sell people bullshit supplemenhts
Haroldholmes25: what does it me
ButterBall000: It's a solid grift in the US
GhostofJeffGoldblum: made from sawudst
Lobo_Apache: doesn't the picture have aclue on it?
kumatsu: the way to make money is to eliminate all morals
korvys: Yeah, I see clips of the Always Sunny podcast, and they all seem like super cool people, but I don't want to watch Always Sunny, cause they're just assholes
quasi79fu: why is he reading m
MAPBoardgames: Is there any other 4x4 grids unsolved we've seen?
quasi79fu: me
BusTed: Didn't Pete say there was a connection between minesweeper and the game?
quasi79fu: I was joking
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 the River City Ransom method?
quasi79fu: lol
TheWarDoctor8: Did the note by the window say something about vials or am I just wrong/
ghyllnox: Plus apparently you get creepy comments on Twitter
raulghoulia: I'm getting Silent Hill 2 vibes from this foley
Rootpotato: i had no idea "pepe silvia" was a Sunny thing (i need to watch sunny) and i thought ya'll were talking about big money salvia and was so confused
Falannt: more on the picture with the drawers?
Rourke9: @TheWarDoctor8 there was something like that I think
Orlantia: Wasn't there a 4x4 grid thing in the basement?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: is he the high rep guy whose program you've been doing?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: his arms are teh size of cars
saucemaster5000: Sam Sulet Sounds Super. Says Some Solid Sadvice
Blakemcm: wow that guy is HUGE!!!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible With a capital T that rhymes with P that stands for pool?
korvys: I like that Noah guy - he's dutch, I think?
Blakemcm: just looked them up
Blakemcm: yea cant be natty with that batty body
Mr_Horrible: @Thefluffiestguineapig I was thinking the 2.5D beat-em-up, less the Music Man LUL
code1300: Can u make it that far on the game in basement
Ferisar: mr white
Ferisar: I assure you
InquisitorGaia: isnt there a place in the garage door room that you havent gone?
korvys: Noel Deyzel
Ferisar: I’m 💯 natty
korvys: I looked him up
Pharmacistjudge: fitness media is a minefield of yikes
MilkInBags: natty funny
quasi79fu: hahahahah
DudelidouX: Remember you said it also sounded like it opened a door when you finished the game
MAPBoardgames: in order?
gawag_: try fitness? try fittin' this bunch of rocks and screws in these drawers
Mr_Horrible: Meansweeper
josh___something: 16, 6, 7, 15
Rootpotato: oh i love mine sweeper
Blakemcm: yeaaa babyyyyyy
Haroldholmes25: gamer!
BusTed: seabatBRAIN
kumatsu: good job, Ben
SurfDownstage: FBtouchdown
josh___something: >:D
Thefluffiestguineapig: GOTTEM
inconsideratehat: LET'S GOOOO
TheWarDoctor8: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown PogChamp
SurfDownstage: The drawers were just a red herring!
quasi79fu: hahahaha
gawag_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Orlantia: Gamer
SurfDownstage: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Thefluffiestguineapig: seabatBRAIN
betweenmyself: Ben exploded in the right order
Rourke9: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
kodalith: Which correspond to the score
Lysander_salamander: yay
Mr_Horrible: "I feel seen"
code1300: Just rember seeing the 1990 in bottom of picture with the jump guy
josh___something: "Oh, neat! I'm a psychopath :D"
brainbosh: Lol, like anyone can *find* a gym buddy that has the same schedule
SurfDownstage: The path doesn't have to be straight?
SurfDownstage: gonzo FBtouchdown
saucemaster5000: Mr. Nest, you sent us a cut out of a Nintendo Power
Mr_Horrible: that's why the monster has a long face
InquisitorGaia: i think you can do 1 and 3 but its kinda hard to tell
Mr_Horrible: trying to emulate Gonzo
betweenmyself: Gonzo is just blue ALF ohnoAlf
BusTed: 😬
GhostofJeffGoldblum: now we WON'T smell Adam later
BrindleBoar: LUL
queercrafting_chonk: Freshen up
saucemaster5000: smell adam later
MilkInBags: just shower there, what’s the problem :) (I would never shower publicly)
Lobo_Apache: I'm also called a "huge issue"
saucemaster5000: dang goldblum beat me to it
Mr_Horrible: fresh as a daisy
Pharmacistjudge: that's why I like swimming. you end up smelling like chlorine. it overrides all other scents.
betweenmyself: Smell shaming Adam riffGasp
patrick_stonecrusher: Gonzo is just Hunter S Thompson
GhostofJeffGoldblum: smell me, Ben, I'm delicious\
Thefluffiestguineapig: @patrick_stonecrusher I would buy it. Hunter S Thompson did act like an alien
quasi79fu: do we have new diagram??
Mr_Horrible: Lidolly
Mr_Horrible: Lichrelly
Gascitygaming: is witally just wet italy?
InquisitorGaia: oh
queercrafting_chonk: My brain still doesn't comprehend this puzzle despite talking it thru
ghyllnox: I just have a super sensitive sense of smell, so everyone has some amount of body smell unless they're drowning it in artificial smells, which I despise
Blakemcm: no your smart
Blakemcm: lub ur zelf
gawag_: this game does a very good job of not making the keys keys
Gascitygaming: should we hand draw a grid?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @gawag_ And making the player feel like they are extremely smart when they make breakthroughs but not making it impossible so they persist
Skye_Nighthawk: Hello wonderful human beings!
before_damage: Is Ben still a nuggies enjoyer?
queercrafting_chonk: I actually like when games invite playing along with analog notes
Mr_Horrible: uh oh
Mr_Horrible: wondies
ghyllnox: o/
Rourke9: @queercrafting_chonk me too
saucemaster5000: We wunduwfuwl PrideUwu
BusTed: left side
queercrafting_chonk: Right now I am watching Ben like he's beautiful minding
Gascitygaming: letters along the left side, numbers on top?
Blakemcm: i filled in every block and then just blacked out the x's
betweenmyself: I mean Number two starts on the bottom, not the side
Gascitygaming: this is what i was gonna suggest, big wrinkle brain
BusTed: That'll do.
Rourke9: i like this approach
saucemaster5000: WAIT I SOLVED IT! It's a question mark at the start. I got it.
Haroldholmes25: our brain comrade
MilkInBags: it’s actually the sphinx from Batman
MilkInBags: Jim Carrey is the killer
Gascitygaming: It's the sled
Mr_Horrible: nope, just Pirds
saucemaster5000: last time I found a secret door a fucking faun stole my socks
Haroldholmes25: secret doooor
quasi79fu: only dooor is see is water one??
Blakemcm: dont look at the chat adam and ben... is it a puzzle if they just dont see the extra part of the garage room?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Haroldholmes25 Secret door
InquisitorGaia: wasnt there another staircase in the garage door room by going towards the camera?
TheWarDoctor8: Elevator?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Through the mountains
kodalith: Its in the garage
inconsideratehat: SECRET TUNNEL
Gascitygaming: secret dooo-oooor secret dooo-oooor, through the basement, secet dooo-oooor!
Blakemcm: @kodalith beserker barrage
kodalith: My bad
korvys: Who built this weird-ass puzzle house anyway? Adam?
Mr_Horrible: wow someone already used god-palette
Mr_Horrible: smh my h
quasi79fu: owie
Blakemcm: too spooked to click
Thefluffiestguineapig: @korvys Those same contractors who left an invoice in RE7
loufghyslaufey: Wow. He does look like the Spies from Spy v. Spy
drizztnailo: what is this "tunneling" thing that dead by daylight players talk about?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: *cocks gun* sorry kodalith, time to put you down
Omthebox: Ook ook. me smurt stremur not smurt. me help
kodalith: All god bud
quasi79fu: loook at the rabbbits
Skye_Nighthawk: lrrSHINE
letfireraindown: I just have no ability to tuneinto chat and the stream at the same time
betweenmyself: Sometimes chat just needs an emote only time out
loufghyslaufey: Wait, all the cutscenes have ended?
kodalith: Good*
Valbatross_: Martyred for the beautiful cause
BusTed: @drizztnailo tunnel vision, the killer just going after one person
MilkInBags: Ban anyway :) Kappa
Blakemcm: @loufghyslaufey naw, they are also based on progress
Falannt: testing!
code1300: So didn’t u make the bathroom machine work Would u that subtract from that water
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Valbatross_ The beautiful cause of galaxy brain
saucemaster5000: 43 is a higher number than 39 so I guess down. Prove me wrong.
Orlantia: To be fair, most of the puzzles on this stream are "find door, find key for door, open door, find door, find key for door, open door" but replace key with femur
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Falannt We on that scientific method!
Mr_Horrible: "Time to explode the bathroom" "Dude don't *tell* us that, gross"
loufghyslaufey: What if every outcome she spots are visions of her dying as the player?
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Blakemcm: imagine needing to poop in the middle of the night
Blakemcm: gotta solve this whack ass puzzle
MilkInBags: Same sound as my dudu pump
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible That was a threat from Jackbox yesterday, right? Telling your office enemies to bear down on the toilet?
Blakemcm: truly a horror houes
betweenmyself: Most complicated septic system ever.
saucemaster5000: you didn't say please
Mr_Horrible: @Thefluffiestguineapig not a damn clue
DudelidouX: What?
Orlantia: Did the wall fall off every time you do that puzzle?
Gascitygaming: Is this house like the house Adam is always talking about building, with all the puzzles and traps etc?
loufghyslaufey: Like she sees every death encounter as branches in time, while simultaneously on the current playthrough timeline?
letfireraindown: OH! Dumb question, but should a breakhavehappened?
Juliamon: letfireraindown don't worry about it
couchboyj: Just a PSI guy from Memphis
duskcheetah: chat getting anxious about puzzles is reminding me of the cyoa book (the beLOpa one) on desert bus a couple of years ago
quasi79fu: loook im not a plumber
InquisitorGaia: at least you dont have to do one per death
Omthebox: Is Issurru here
thehokeypokey: I guess so you can't brute force it and sequence break too hard
kynelwynn: Bill Nye, PSI-guy
code1300: 35 prob right
Blakemcm: ive replaced a toilet before
Falannt: all 35?
lifecharacter: Anyone in chat built a murder house recently?
kumatsu: I've known to plumb an er in my time
InquisitorGaia: ive done plumbing for work before
BrindleBoar: twitch chat doesn't lay any pipe, come on now Kappa
SurfDownstage: By trade or by necessity
jchinnock: Who here lays pipe?
saucemaster5000: Been lying this whole time, I'm a fucking mario mother fucker
duskcheetah: who do we look like, mario mario?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @lifecharacter A real house or model?
betweenmyself: I once smacked my turlit until it stopped running
lifecharacter: @Thefluffiestguineapig Either works
quasi79fu: jasssooooon
raulghoulia: I'm more of a plumber problem causer than a plumbing problem solver
duskcheetah: jaaaasoooonnn
BusTed: whoa
Blakemcm: they are..... evolving
gibbousm: Time is relative
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's new
Thefluffiestguineapig: And unfun
BrindleBoar: knife time
quasi79fu: i think they were murderin you
GhostofJeffGoldblum: they wenbt mask off! problematic. not a good look.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @duskcheetah Shaun!!
quasi79fu: Pete
Seth_Erickson: you're learning the puzzles too fast Ben they gotta keep up
Gascitygaming: a knife time was had by all :P
korvys: Maybe it's just 35?
saucemaster5000: coming earlier because they learning new things PrideUwu
Blakemcm: looks like you are trying to survive a murderer
EvilBadman: Martyr Pete
BusTed: no, Bubs
Gascitygaming: i'm just 35... wait....
betweenmyself: So Pete is just Clippy, huh?
TStodden: The closer you get to winning, the earlier they come?
Blakemcm: Prima Pete
loufghyslaufey: O_o
korvys: When you push the yellow button, the thing says 35
InquisitorGaia: 35 is whats left in the system when you solve the upstairs puzzle
code1300: Is there another machine in the below are it saying u only get 17 for that machine
Falannt: after the bath
korvys: Well, it did before
korvys: whEn you were doing it
josh___something: If you do upstairs, it lowers to 35
josh___something: cause it uses some up
quasi79fu: is that bad??
Blakemcm: this is when the real darksouls begins
Mr_Horrible: the solutions are def less direct now
Blakemcm: we all got soft, puzzles need solving
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben's doing his brain lifts
Mr_Horrible: yeah, it's not a knock against the game, we're just getting into brain buster territory
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is some hard brain work
loufghyslaufey: This house seems more, "haunted" by chem science somehow, & suddenly a Spy comes along for a murdering.
TheMerricat: Chat, I had to run for a bit. did we figure out the 4x4 score puzzle or give up on it?
Tz_BG: If you are going by drops in the system, you've shown 68 so far (8 upstairs, 43 mid, and 17 in basement)
code1300: Can u shift them around
Gascitygaming: @TheMerricat it was figured out :)
TStodden: 2 + 10 + 5 (x5) + 0?
duskcheetah: the monster coming earlier when the puzzles are harder seems not very nice of the monster
BusTed: @TheMerricat It was tied to the 'unwinnable' minesweeper console
Mr_Horrible: 35 yeah
InquisitorGaia: 35
e_bloc: one plus one plus two plus one
Blakemcm: 35 is the current target
Thefluffiestguineapig: This feels like when I had to balance chemistry equations
Thefluffiestguineapig: I was not good at that
quasi79fu: I think he got it
quasi79fu: nice???
Thefluffiestguineapig: Galaxy brain Ben here
Mr_Horrible: damn, check out the big brain on Ben
Thefluffiestguineapig: To quote Adam "he's the smartest man alive!!"
queercrafting_chonk: I am dissociating like I'm in math class again
Blakemcm: the real puzzle was the friends we made along the way
TheMerricat: sergeOffByOne
Mr_Horrible: yeah, I've been digging the sorta multi-part puzzles the game's been presenting
josh___something: The leftmost tube ALSo counts
Mr_Horrible: I think it counts the left tube?
Veshnikard: It just said we were missing something and not ready to solve
josh___something: I think we can't get to 35
TehAmelie: we're not pressurized enough huh
josh___something: This isn't possible rn I think
Mr_Horrible: hmm
Blakemcm: i mean this sincerely, yall might be too smart for your own good
rosesmcgee: Is this the die hard with a vengeance water jug problem?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible And the ones where it gives info needed for a later puzzle in previous puzzles and makes you feel smart once you connect the dots
korvys: Yeah, maybe not - it was just a number we had, figured it was worth a shot
code1300: Is the some psi in a pic
saucemaster5000: we forgot about dre NotLikeThis
Mr_Horrible: killer's getting a glowup
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Mr_Horrible: also good juke LUL
Thefluffiestguineapig: That is a cool monster design and I hate it
ButButTheJesus: they're all squibbly
TheWarDoctor8: so early it was pre lightning
KeytarCat: I feel like it should plant tunnels around the house to crawl through and surprise you
Orlantia: Yeah, it's not knowing the target number that makes it so difficult
TheWarDoctor8: I'm surprised you didn't die there
Gascitygaming: what does the fish shirt say?
Mr_Horrible: as you unlock more, I'd presume
OnyxOblivion: i think it might be based on memory log entry count or something
Veshnikard: maybe it's because we need to get in that room to progress?
saucemaster5000: it's coming out
josh___something: I'm going to assume it progresses from the memory logs
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks, I hate it
Mr_Horrible: but also that make me wonder how connected this thing is to the loops themselves
Juliamon: the homunculus is sus
Rourke9: yea this is cool
Mr_Horrible: like, how aware it or its mechanisms are
EvilBadman: Not a horror game but if you like this style of game, try Outer Wilds
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think it's super cool, I love the monster and concept but it's super creepy
saucemaster5000: with a key
Blakemcm: @EvilBadman great rec
Gascitygaming: or one of those big ciruclar saws
Mr_Horrible: yes, this sort of gameplay loop is BIG Outer Wilds
OnyxOblivion: wait didnt that elevator connect to the lightning rod room?
Mr_Horrible: also go play Outer Wilds in general, game is incredible
saucemaster5000: forgot about outer wilds, good game
SirMorek: i sure don't like that noise
KeytarCat: why did memory log update there?
El_Funko: Outer Wilds is a fantastic game
josh___something: Outer wilds is cool
Mr_Horrible: oh there's a face in there
Thefluffiestguineapig: Reusing a previous puzzel mechanic would be cool
Blakemcm: outer wilds is a puzzles to the max
ButButTheJesus: they just want a kiss
Orlantia: The mind palace
Rift_goose: If you have a fear of space you can play it on Let's Nope!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible A face in the tentacle sunflower
Rourke9: hype poisoning
saucemaster5000: the undertale problem
Mr_Horrible: I highly rec playing it, but don't look up anything about it
Juliamon: the ol' hype backlash
Nigouki: Beeeeeeeeeeeen watch Arcane already
Thefluffiestguineapig: And it makes you dislike it more and mroe
SkylerRingtail: That was me with Undertale and Steven Universe
letfireraindown: That Knife looked like it was half a sicsors
loufghyslaufey: What the- the monster even got Adam this time! ScaredyCat
vexwerewolf: I bounced off the Outer Wilds
EvilBadman: Never say someone "has to"
BearRavenson: Quickest way to not get me to do something
niccus: the solution is to never tell other people what you like
Orlantia: That's breaking bad and the sopranos for me
kynelwynn: "You gotta!" No. I don't think I will
El_Funko: have you tried food? omg it's SO amazing you have to try it
korvys: Oh man, I played Undertale for the first time last year, and you know? It's pretty good :D
KeytarCat: what are the exclamation points on memories?
KeytarCat: does that just mean it's new?
Blakemcm: the way to solve this puzzle. is to hug your real life friend on camera
Haroldholmes25: this is how we do it
ButButTheJesus: hey Adam can you bring me a pen
Mr_Horrible: it's def not for everyone - I watched someone's playthrough who found a lot of stuff in it very grating - but it's a game I recommend everyone at least *try*
SimWOT: I don't get the hype poisoning thing. All games that were hype that way to me end up being great
jchinnock: I’ll get on a plane Ben, but won’t be there tonight
ButButTheJesus: :D
kumatsu: brains be like that sometimes
niccus: @SimWOT basically most of us have untreated adhd
Thefluffiestguineapig: I know you and Alex started this game and didn't finish it but you may want to take a look at Maize. I think it would be good for stream
Mr_Horrible: Adam please, he's trying to work Kappa
BusTed: "I wouldn't turn one down"
Blakemcm: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DudelidouX: Ben being an adult? what!?
Toxxick: "Benn aprroved"
saucemaster5000: we won!
inconsideratehat: There we goooo
kynelwynn: Now suplex
empyreon: FBtouchdown
DudelidouX: Ben the trick is to fart
Mr_Horrible: Adam Savidan, Unlicensed Chiropractor
saucemaster5000: MY LOYAL FANS
Rourke9: oh no
BusTed: oh boy
ButButTheJesus: oh no
Diabore: oh god
NotCainNorAbel: booth cam?
Nigouki: we gonna watch Ben squeeze out like a tube of toothpaste
vexwerewolf: HUG HUG HUG HUG HUG
Rourke9: im worries
josh___something: MY LOYAL FANS
raulghoulia: squeeze him!
OnyxOblivion: adam's true power
Thefluffiestguineapig: Be ready for back cracking
NightValien28: DO NOT
ImmortalLen: SOmeone call 911 now!
I_Am_Clockwork: smash cut to bleached white skeleton
vexwerewolf: YES
niccus: oh jesus that's lethal amounts of hug
NimrodXIV: stronk
Rootpotato: hello highlights
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
drizztnailo: NO MERCY, NO REMORSE
Lobo_Apache: ADAM STRONK
josh___something: This is your LAST RIDE
empyreon: 4 cracked ribs later...
Kaaosa: fuck him up with love
Skye_Nighthawk: Did your back Crack? Lol
Blakemcm: I DID IT!!! FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
e_bloc: this is how you kill the ben
ButButTheJesus: SO. VASCULAR.
lochnessseammonster: PrideUwu
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben melts laughing
LathosTiran: adam is mountian strong
NightValien28: that man, wrecked
Orlantia: The man killed a watermelon on stream, the bear hug is not the limit to his power
I_Am_Clockwork: This is your LAST RIDE
betweenmyself: Adam’s been practicing his hugs in a hyperbaric chamber.
Falannt: ben broke in two
Mr_Horrible: *shockwave through the streaming office*
TheInferno390: Wholesome Let's Nope content hell yeah
Skye_Nighthawk: Any cracking?
Azralorne: Now ask him to give you a chop to the chest
LathosTiran: NICE
empyreon: riffYeti
Pharmacistjudge: oh goodness
loufghyslaufey: Did Adam just crack Ben?
NightValien28: adam is so big and strong
Kaaosa: let adam punch you in the solar plexus one time full strength
Kaaosa: for fun
ButButTheJesus: i crack easily nowadays
saucemaster5000: MY LOYAL FANS
Kaaosa: with your hand, streamer
Falannt: with the fists
Thefluffiestguineapig: Those brutal workouts seem to be paying off
saucemaster5000: You put your fist in the other person quickly
Kaaosa: you might
Blakemcm: yeaaaaaaa!!!!!
Gascitygaming: you punch 6 inches behind the thing you want to punch
kumatsu: FBtouchdown
betweenmyself: Like a slap but with yo finiges tucked in
Blakemcm: goin down down baby gett it around
Rourke9: oh?
KeytarCat: Got lost with the fixed camera angles, oofa
Falannt: he finds the way
gibbousm: ?
Blakemcm: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Gascitygaming Yup, visualize going through it
ghyllnox: Keep your thumb on the outside
Rourke9: oh...
TheInferno390: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown we kept quiet for so long
Rootpotato: go right streamer
gibbousm: Oooof
kumatsu: yep
Mr_Horrible: Gamers don't look right
empyreon: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
NotCainNorAbel: go right?
gibbousm: lrrWOW lrrFINE
Haroldholmes25: FBtouchdown
josh___something: My LOYAL FANS. Witness my full might! NO MERCY, NO REMORSE! D:<
ghyllnox: First rule of punching is keep your thumb outside your fist
The_Color_Twelve: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
kumatsu: right behind you
saucemaster5000: sounds like a you problem
Orlantia: benginTry
ButButTheJesus: @Blakemcm HUGS FTW
gibbousm: lrrFRUMP
ghyllnox: Second rule is follow through
ghyllnox: Oh no :(
Blakemcm: @ButButTheJesus they are the best thing in the world
quasi79fu: bwhahahaha
kumatsu: PogChamp ress
Mr_Horrible: the brain expands dazeGenius
TStodden: Don't blame yourself Ben... we've been religiously trained to GO LEFT for almost 10 years.
KeytarCat: Pete, ffs
loufghyslaufey: Isn't that a good thing, Ben?
saucemaster5000: For pete's sake
Juliamon: Guess you gotta get that bloodrush to the brain more often
Mr_Horrible: Adam please
quasi79fu: hai Pete
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hype for progress
Mr_Horrible: it's all I have
betweenmyself: Pete just looking for his older brother, Pete BibleThump
Mr_Horrible: you *know* my jokes aren't funny
loufghyslaufey: How do you fit in the story, Pete?
couchboyj: Dosukoi!
I_Am_Clockwork: the fact the door doesn't animate and just springs completely open in 1 frame kills me every time XD
Toxxick: Can you use that in a sentence?
ghyllnox: Uh oh, proggers
ButButTheJesus: sandblast?
Pharmacistjudge: so...i saw the hug and now ben looks like he's filled with ideas. must have done something right
saucemaster5000: sandbluh
Toxxick: Can I get a dictionary definition?
shurtal: "We are all going to Memphis."
Blakemcm: sandblast emote when
ButButTheJesus: @Pharmacistjudge power of friendship
Gascitygaming: just mash the panel like a kid on an elevator with a lot of buttons
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben's brain is bigger than the entire Moonbase right now
Haroldholmes25: red room red room
Diabore: oh the doors kill you
KeytarCat: ow
kumatsu: get slammed on
BusTed: benginO7
empyreon: robbed
Diabore: cool
gawag_: thats so awesome
InquisitorGaia: did the door close on you?
Lysander_salamander: dang
Awexdio: They just showed you the door
AtomicAlchemical: Decapitated by door
TheInferno390: Rude
TStodden: Sandwich time?
Saintnex: Oh lord
betweenmyself: Well poop
SmoreThanAFeelin: rudeeee
loufghyslaufey: Weh?
KeytarCat: Shift+W baybeeee
quasi79fu: h mmm
EvilBadman: Door stuck
Falannt: cracked again in 2 pieces, ben? ^^
Haroldholmes25: Ben has been holding that W
quasi79fu: define progress??
Thefluffiestguineapig: This game is like geese, it hates everyone
KeytarCat: It does a squiggle
Rourke9: speaking of progress, i can finally DR pretty consistently now
patrick_stonecrusher: Those servo heads from the Soup Family video?
loufghyslaufey: Maybe the game likes being "hated"? Dummy take?
saucemaster5000: hell yeah @Rourke9 !
ShaneLeeAtk: Disaster Recovery?
Rourke9: they get mad if im not there every month
Mr_Horrible: gotta be consistent to fly in for that BBL
Rourke9: thanks @saucemaster5000 !
patrick_stonecrusher: Is that what that video is called?
PinkFlashu: Stare
Blakemcm: speedrun strats
BusTed: this hedge maze sucks
Diabore: did they jelly the bushes?
Blakemcm: @BusTed impossible to solve
Rourke9: ouch
saucemaster5000: I loved it when John Stamos said that to me
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wow
Rourke9: boob
Mr_Horrible: I mean at least Parker *understands* he's a dink
Blakemcm: akulamator
Mr_Horrible: akumalator
gawag_: looked away, looked back, got spooped by statue
Mr_Horrible: *dies 1000 deaths*
BusTed: FBtouchdown
kumatsu: did you know if you turn that over it says GOOG
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Pharmacistjudge: and i'm sorry
saucemaster5000: You're welcome
VrolikSyndrome: You know if you turn you over it says "ahhhhh put me down".
kumatsu: thank you for the compliment, Adam. I appreciate our friendship
TStodden: Time to do that 29 PSI puzzle?
Mr_Horrible: I can't believe you'd do this to the nicest Enhance Shaman in the world
saucemaster5000: @VrolikSyndrome Not me, I say "weeee"
betweenmyself: So has Ben gone back to reclaim his WR yet?
Diabore: what game was it?
code1300: Did we do the 29psi machine yet
saucemaster5000: why did ben lose their White Rage?
Gascitygaming: and as i stared i COUNTED
quasi79fu: hai pete
duskcheetah: hi pete bye pete
Gascitygaming: like my indecision to CALL YOU
loufghyslaufey: The Destroyer of Worlds...
ghyllnox: If you need it emotionally, go and do an easy day. If you can do without it mentally, your body could probably use some time to heal
Gascitygaming: which one of them had cancer?
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quasi79fu: i see smoke
quasi79fu: there goes that hamster wheel again...but wait wheres the hampster??
Gascitygaming: hammy the hampster?
betweenmyself: For those that haven’t seen it, Ben’s WR can be found here:
Falannt: no log with the 29?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @quasi79fu The hamster has ascended to a higher plane of being
saucemaster5000: have you tried turning it off and back on again
quasi79fu: lol
quasi79fu: Hit it with a hammmer
e_bloc: I mean we sat around for half an hour doing literal nothing waiting for death earlier, this isn't bad
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until_may: nice round number
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quasi79fu: math suks
Tz_BG: You definitely need the 10
DudelidouX: but you have 17 ticks to fill you need the 10
loufghyslaufey: A red herring?
josh___something: You need to end up with 3 on the 5 vial
SirMorek: gooo puzzles!
kumatsu: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
TheInferno390: gg
josh___something: oh,
Thefluffiestguineapig: Their brains are too powerful
GhostofJeffGoldblum: GEE GEEEEEEE
Mr_Horrible: so proud
josh___something: Nice!
quasi79fu: niiiice
SurfDownstage: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Rourke9: teamwork!
quasi79fu: now where are we???
GhostofJeffGoldblum: skeleton kinda thic
Thefluffiestguineapig: I need your strongest brains, brain seller
Easilycrazyhat: T H I C C B O N E S
Mr_Horrible: skeleton's got a dumpy
quasi79fu: hmmm electricity
GhostofJeffGoldblum: god damn, this lightning got hands
Mr_Horrible: I think lightning isn't a serial killer
Nigouki: Lightning McQuen don't fuck around
inconsideratehat: Holy crap
Mr_Horrible: it's just kinda a thing
quasi79fu: LIghtning stalks you??
Rourke9: this is lightinging propaganda
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's terrifying
SurfDownstage: Safety pamphlet goes hard
Easilycrazyhat: "Is lightning in the room right now?"
Kipstar: lightning wants to kill YOU PERSONALLY
Mr_Horrible: ah, foreshadowing
Gascitygaming: for lightning, it was a Tuesday
ShaneLeeAtk: Have been struck by lightning, can confirm
NotCainNorAbel: but is lighting faster than am alligator?
TStodden: Turn Around, Don't Drown!
Rhynerd: The lighnting knows where it is because the lighting knows where your heart isn’t
ButButTheJesus: I thought Lightning was the protagonist
betweenmyself: That’s why I only enjoy water by drinking it, like so… *gulp, gulp BZAAAAP*
Mr_Horrible: I heard a *shing* so the killings have probably started
GhostofJeffGoldblum: love a computer sitting in a flooded room
GhostofJeffGoldblum: very safe
loufghyslaufey: Wait, so what does that mean for Zuko when he screamed out at the sky?
Mr_Horrible: this is just the lab under the Spencer Mansion
SurfDownstage: I'm glad they put out a wet floor sign, otherwise I wouldn't have noticed the water
Mr_Horrible: where's the zombie sharks?
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quasi79fu: F
KeytarCat: eyy, this is a revisit section?
kumatsu: yeah depending on puzzles you got 1-2 streams left
GhostofJeffGoldblum: do puzzles stay solved between loops or do you need to redo all these each time?
Mr_Horrible: made some good proggers tonight
TheWarDoctor8: @GhostofJeffGoldblum Every time. We just retain the answers
BusTed: Your knowledge gets saved
saucemaster5000: Not to toot my own horn, But I made some fucking good smelling carne asada tonight
Mr_Horrible: @GhostofJeffGoldblum generally need to re-input but you keep the knowledge of the solutions
Mr_Horrible: LUL
BusTed: @saucemaster5000 PogChamp
Blakemcm: who cares ! solved it
saucemaster5000: oh it tastes like shit
BusTed: is the carne asada single?
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 this is making me keenly aware I've yet to eat dinner LUL
Blakemcm: kappa
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @saucemaster5000 I told you to stop using manure as a marinade
Kaaosa: carne asada never bad
Easilycrazyhat: "Per my PREVIOUS email"
Mr_Horrible: RIP
DarknessKingCoH: carne sah dude
VrolikSyndrome: I will not remember, but thank you for believing in me.
Mr_Horrible: game said "That's your 3 hours"
Blakemcm: gotta study to get ahead
saucemaster5000: @GhostofJeffGoldblum You're not my real Food Safety Inspector
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500 - thanks for the great night
patrick_stonecrusher: FutureMan FutureMan FutureMan
GhostofJeffGoldblum: huge, THROBBING, girthy, brainb
Mr_Horrible: this game has seemed pretty perfectly catered to the Let's NOPE vibe
BusTed: 💪 seabatBRAIN
Falannt: maybe because of the hug, and not the game
Mr_Horrible: excellent choice
GhostofJeffGoldblum: seabatBRAIN
ghyllnox: The carne asada is usually multiple
betweenmyself: Gotta work that brain to failure to get them gains brother
Pharmacistjudge: later
Mr_Horrible: the very l337357
SerraBruja: bye! have a good night
couchboyj: YouTube? Dog shit, baby
Mr_Horrible: aur naur! D:
GhostofJeffGoldblum: welp
Nigouki: didn't Alex dodge it?
Blakemcm: pax might be the most sick convention there is
drewm1022: So much for the sprayah what washes ya bunghole.
Juliamon: I think Alex escaped it
Easilycrazyhat: And that's why I am non-con for the forseeable future XD
JinaMahavira: Me too Adam, lets go
lochnessseammonster: seabatClap
TheMerricat: Wiggins just got it today.
empyreon: ADAM NO
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Matt Wiggins just goit the rona from beerfest
ButButTheJesus: ADAM NO
Lysander_salamander: nope
BusTed: seabatYIKES
Mr_Horrible: "Cough in my mouth, brother"
Blakemcm: MK1 ?
Juliamon: oh no, beerfest
loufghyslaufey: Testing Nelson's might!!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: landbeejher
jibkat: it might of been the boat
saucemaster5000: I picked this game up a bit today, actually really fun
Juliamon: tune in to ITYC to see a man lose an *improbable* number of coin flips
GhostofJeffGoldblum: what
Mr_Horrible: WHOOF
niccus: for braver folk than i
GhostofJeffGoldblum: WHAT
empyreon: lrrJUDGECALL
gibbousm: Pokemon still does 30 minute best of one rounds
Blakemcm: dont need mulligans with those trainier cards!!!
Rourke9: ooof
Mr_Horrible: I'm gonna be sick
BusTed: wow
GhostofJeffGoldblum: what the fuck
niccus: i guess it's in the spirit in how many coinflips there are
Blakemcm: zero mana draw 2, zero mana discard hand draw 7
loufghyslaufey: That's it? I thought there'd be less minutes.
Easilycrazyhat: I'm assuming you have to show your hand?
cosarprime: rude
niccus: heart of the coins baby
Juliamon: it was designed for children
Blakemcm: pokemon tcg is GOATED
saucemaster5000: nah kids can get fucked
Jackomaning: It had THE IP backing it
EvilBadman: Boomer Pokémon is worse than Boomer magic?
gibbousm: The game has A LOT of search effects and card draw
cosarprime: Magic is also a children's card game.
jibkat: pokemon was cutthroat
Mr_Horrible: just casually describing crimes
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loufghyslaufey: That's how I got knocked out turn one at a Prerelease! :D
TheWarDoctor8: Pokemon doesn't have sideboards
TheWarDoctor8: So many events are still best of 1 but they have more time
Easilycrazyhat: "Are you saying we're not PERFECT?!"
GhostofJeffGoldblum: what in god's name
Easilycrazyhat: Pi-haw, cowboy!
Mr_Horrible: "People play this for money"
tehfewl: also trainers weren't once per turn, so wheel and ancestral all you want
Blakemcm: 4 bills 4 professor oaks 4 hitmonchans 4 sythers. deck is done
SkylerRingtail: Deck list: a single basic Pokemon. Make opponent mill out on their first draw
Mr_Horrible: ONE-SIDED wheel of fortune
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Oko ain't got shit on the busted pokemon TCG carsd
Pharmacistjudge: decking yourself is a real threat in pokemon
Juliamon: it's one-sided because there's also a card that does it to your opp
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Mr_Horrible: Thank this PantsGrab
Pharmacistjudge: they had to ban a card that shuffled your discard into your deck
xantos69: Cheer50 Bits!
Juliamon: because splitting wheel was a good idea to them
Mr_Horrible: @Juliamon I shouldn't be surprised but I still am
GhostofJeffGoldblum: so much salsa...
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ButButTheJesus: Thx for stream!
Mr_Horrible: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
OnyxOblivion: byee
KWardJenx: Thank you for the stream. Very fun!
empyreon: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Mr_Horrible: thanks for the stream, lads lrrSHINE
shendaras: oh, sin
Blakemcm: asmr baybee
saucemaster5000: at least wait till you get to the bathroom
gualdhar: uh wut
GhostofJeffGoldblum: weak ass toilet
Mr_Horrible: it was weak
BusTed: benginLul
Juliamon: LUL
Blakemcm: the sheer girth
blip2004: lrrSPOOP
saucemaster5000: LMAO
GhostofJeffGoldblum: get rekt toilet
VrolikSyndrome: FUCK yeah.
Mr_Horrible: its bloodline will not survive
gibbousm: Mics are still hot
xantos69: "I need your STRONGEST toilets"
VrolikSyndrome: I FEEL THAT
Blakemcm: the logs from this man
Thefluffiestguineapig: The moment where you crack the bowl
loufghyslaufey: Weh?
ButButTheJesus: I know that feel Ben
loufghyslaufey: Rolls near your Gym?
saucemaster5000: oh god, cinnaholics are dangerous, got one near me
Pharmacistjudge: oh yeah i never got a beaver tail when i was in victoria
GhostofJeffGoldblum: man I haven't had a cinnamon roll in ages
Blakemcm: top tier yum yums
TomK__94: Guys, the mics are still on
loufghyslaufey: ScaredyCat
brainbosh: That's what bidets are for
BusTed: 🤔
Mr_Horrible: until it's clean, Adam
Blakemcm: yall arent livin that Bidet life?!?!?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: eat more fiber! or less fiber!
gualdhar: is it like a marker?
NotCainNorAbel: gotta get clean
saucemaster5000: my dude needs a bidet
VrolikSyndrome: Are there bidets in the office?
loufghyslaufey: Shhhh!!
Mr_Horrible: like a sane person
Thefluffiestguineapig: 5 per wipe?
josh___something: Mic 5?
loufghyslaufey: Everything is fine!....
Kaaosa: more is better
kodalith: this a bit?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Ben "Treekiller" Ulmer
The_Color_Twelve: this is quite the ending
Nigouki: the worst part is toilet paper quality has went down over the pandini
Blakemcm: like a sharpie
brainbosh: 4 sheets max
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kodalith I don't know if the mics being hot is or not
saucemaster5000: Just uding the whole roll on a stick
Pharmacistjudge: the point of toilet paper is to be dispersible
Mr_Horrible: mini bidet
Blakemcm: Bidet
Mr_Horrible: bidette
VrolikSyndrome: Smol bidet.
The_Color_Twelve: bidet
brainbosh: It's a cheap bidet
gibbousm: So a bidet?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: a bidettte, if you will
Blakemcm: ass blaster 2000
The_Color_Twelve: pressure is adujustable
Nigouki: Welcome to Secret Shittalk
loufghyslaufey: No one will ever- "aches"...
Mr_Horrible: it's not set to "Widowmaker", Adam
saucemaster5000: Don't hit "firefighter"
brainbosh: They aren't hard at all
VrolikSyndrome: Listen the first time I cranked the pressure on mine and it was NOT enjoyable.
Mr_Horrible: it's not gonna leave a grieving spouse
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible This made me laugh
brainbosh: Shower strength
Falannt: try it adam and tell it, how it was ;)
ghyllnox: It's odd at first but it's not too firm
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hemmeroids crater is a great phrase
Pharmacistjudge: my family has several of them, it's quite useful
ratstronomer: I’m here for this podcast
loufghyslaufey: Ian planned what now?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Power washer bidet
BusTed: Beej is installing it for TTSF instead
saucemaster5000: Love that learning company game math ass blaster
gibbousm: I've considered getting a bidet. I hear they're nice
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's the next Powerwash Simulator level
Juliamon: It's like a mattress topper version of a bidet
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 treasure assstorm
SirMorek: the man's romance?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: roof toilet! roof toilet!
VrolikSyndrome: Outhouse on the roof!
Blakemcm: just shit in the shower
Pharmacistjudge: you need more water pressure than what comes out of the sink
emberBecky: just hose everyone off once a day
Thefluffiestguineapig: Like those keyboard cleaners??
Pharmacistjudge: it has to spray upwards against gravity
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @Pharmacistjudge if you remove the aerator from your sink you'll get street mainb pressure out of the sink
GhostofJeffGoldblum: ASK ME HOW I KNOLW
BearRavenson: But then the bittering agent in the canned air will make your butthole taste awful.
Blakemcm: you dry with the TP is ok
BusTed: Picturing Adam's eyes snap open
lamina5432: adam preasurised air can kill you
The_Color_Twelve: pat dry
Thefluffiestguineapig: Structurally sound
CodeIndigo: right, that's it, i'm out
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I'm learning so much about Ben's asshole today
ButButTheJesus: I learn so much, here
Blakemcm: 1. poo 2. blast ass 3. wiggle around 4. tp the butt
Skye_Nighthawk: crasia2ANGERY
Pharmacistjudge: honestly, if you worried, let it spray on you thigh so you test the pressure
saucemaster5000: w found bigbutt
Mr_Horrible: we're learning a lot today
GhostofJeffGoldblum: wlel that was weird
ghyllnox: Not that much water when it's upside down
Thefluffiestguineapig: @GhostofJeffGoldblum And Moonbase plumbing
VrolikSyndrome: Common Sasquatch W
SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh HahaSweat
letfireraindown: That was... wow
ghyllnox: But the people I know with bidets use towels
GhostofJeffGoldblum: i guess uh. goodnight folks.
The_Color_Twelve: dang, that aint going in the highlights
Mr_Horrible: and with that we take our leave
GhostofJeffGoldblum: may all your poops...not be like Ben's?
kodalith: Nite folks
ghyllnox: o/ LUL
Kaaosa: night poopers
Thefluffiestguineapig: My cheeks hurt from laughing just from that bit
TomK__94: Tremendous
Thefluffiestguineapig: night people
ButButTheJesus: nite all
BearRavenson: Top 5 Going Offline card conversations
Pharmacistjudge: and everyone, increase your fiber intake
Pharmacistjudge: more vegetables, whole grains or metamucil...however you need to do it
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BearRavenson The kind that frustrate Heather because of how it needs to be edited
Juliamon: I really need to look into metamucil... my sister has a container of just unflavoured psyllium husk powder and it is miserable to try and take
Pharmacistjudge: I have to use the metamucil that contains real sugar
Pharmacistjudge: I know it's not great for you to have that much sugar, but the other ones gave me bad side effects
Juliamon: like, even putting aside the taste, it just.. immediately clumps and settles in the glass
Juliamon: idk how she drinks it
Kaaosa: D:
Juliamon: I would do the real sugar stuff too, just because I can't stand sugar alternatives
Juliamon: fucking stevia in FUCKING EVERYTHING
Juliamon: there was stevia in my SEAWEED CRISPS
Kaaosa: wh..why
Juliamon: dunno!!
Kaaosa: gonna have me reading the ingredients on mine just to be safe
Juliamon: that'll teach me to eat snacks in languages I don't read tho
Juliamon: made me glad I can read katakana though because it was listed in the ingredients that way
Juliamon: just a bunch of kanji, and then 'sutebia'