MAPBoardgames: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham and Alex are prepared... are you? It's Garbage Day!) at Wed 01:00 PM PDT (1m from now).
DoodlestheGreat: Just in time.
Jethrain: PowerUpL SabaPing PowerUpR
GreatWahooney: hello chat!
Foxmar320: Hello
iris_of_ether: lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO
TXC2: Hello everybody
Foxmar320: Garbage Day is here again
sethtriggs: Helo!
Manae: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham and Alex are prepared... are you? It's Garbage Day!) at Wed 01:00 PM PDT (0s from now).
sethtriggs: I am excited for it!
TXC2: Manae lrrHORN
Manae: lrrGARBO lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR lrrGARBO
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN
iris_of_ether: Garbage Day is here/Time for filth and cheer SingsNote
MAPBoardgames: lrrSIG lrrGARBO lrrSIG
TheAinMAP: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
BigDaddyBland87: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrSIG lrrSIG
GapFiller: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO
Manae: lrrSIG lrrGARBO lrrSIG lrrGARBO lrrSIG
TXC2: CONTACT
baltimore_667083: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
Foxmar320: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
NewtyNewts: lrrSIG
richard_ermen: Weee, time for more bad games!
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BraveOthello: Watch. Play. Garbage Day!
Metric_Furlong: it's time for garbage day! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k
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Despoiler98: d4n1Stir d4n1Stir d4n1Stir d4n1Stir time for TRASH
GrassVortex: extraHype Garbage day extraHype
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Despoiler98: d4n1Trashdance d4n1Trashdance d4n1Trashdance GARBAGE DAY d4n1Trashdance d4n1Trashdance d4n1Trashdance
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: yaaaay I actually get to watch live on a decent computer!!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I am ready for GARBAGE
TXC2: hello GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou welcome
johnalogue: Made it to Garbage Dau!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Garbage day! I'm ready to experience some garbage that isn't life ruining
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QuixoticScrivener: lrrGARBO
MungoDude: I'm ready for rubbish
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TehBrokenHart: Two months subscribed on garbage day? Yay!
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GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: garbage day with garbage dave
Mangledpixel: *garbage truck backing up beeps*
Thefluffiestguineapig: lrrGARBO
cgwonder: hi friends! ready for gaaaarbage daaaaay
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TXC2: hello cgwonder welcome
lirazel64: As it happens, my garbage day and Garbage Day coincide. Thanks for the reminder, guys!
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Despoiler98: d4n1Trashdance d4n1Stir d4n1Trashdance d4n1Stir d4n1Trashdance d4n1Stir
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Foxmar320: I wonder what garbage is on the menu today?
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AdamYMHMI: Intended for certain audiences? Am we certain audiences?!
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jonnykefka: Ten years of garbage days! ...No wait Prayer warriors was months after I subbed. Nine and a bit years of garbage days!
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RocknGrohlNerd: Hey everybody, happy garbage day
CodeIndigo: Unnaturally excited for Garbage Day
Inari_Kitsune: Yay garbage!
TXC2: hello RocknGrohlNerd welcome
CouldntPickAUsername: Watch and what chat?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @RocknGrohlNerd Good time of day and happy garbage day to you too
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AdamYMHMI: @CouldntPickAUsername Well for us, watch and watch
princess_intell: Oh yay time for garbage
Anubis169: 'lo all!
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TXC2: watch and ajony?
princess_intell: How does graham even find these
Anubis169: GARBAGE DAY!
empyreon: riffHeyGuys
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyTrash_TK vicksyTrash_TK vicksyTrash_TK
Thefluffiestguineapig: Watch and AHHH MY EYES
TXC2: princess_intell people send them in
sophieghost: Happy trashday everybody
Thefluffiestguineapig: @princess_intell The hive mind of the chat/discord
AdamYMHMI: Watch & Play, with Graham as "Watch" and Alex as "Play." They fight crime!
transcoder_: Welcome to Club Drugs, here’s your MAC10
TXC2: by which I mean they email him
RocknGrohlNerd: @sophieghost thanks FBtouchdown
CodeIndigo: @princess_intell demon summoning
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey Anubus169!
Metric_Furlong: @Thefluffiestguineapig bold of you to assume chat/discord has a mind Kappa
Gadora: @sophieghost I actually hear the garbage trucks picking up the garbage right now. Not a bit.
Foxmar320: Garbage incoming!
Anubis169: btw, bangin' tunes <3
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offissa: [insert clever message]
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evilspoons983: I wonder how the coming Unity Engine apocalypse is gonna alter the quality of W+P games
elkae: @transcoder_ PrideLaugh Watch and pray!!
TXC2: Grabage blowout soon fellow chaters
evilspoons983: I guess we'll just see more Unreal Engine crap
CodeIndigo: Actually... anyone else think the Unity news will reduce the amount of Watch & Play fodder in the future?
johnalogue: Ah yes, Unity: Went public, instantly got bad.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @CodeIndigo Hey, I said hive mind which means it might be decentralized intelligence from elsewhere
ArcadeEngineer: i'm sure it's fully possible to make crap in godot
Kuhfeek: lrrSIG
Metric_Furlong: @evilspoons983 unreal still exists, they'll be fine
AMuseOfFirebane: Oh how convenient, I was just watching the last VOD, totally forgot this was today!
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MungoDude: oh right, I should press this button I guess
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Anubis169: @evilspoons983 more varied GARBAGE is always there
princess_intell: Have they ever played one and gone "wait this is legit almost good"
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ArcadeEngineer: plus gameguru is still there. somehow.
transcoder_: @evilspoons983 enshittification comes for us all
RocknGrohlNerd: Time to start up the Garbage truck, truck truck truck...
GapFiller: CodeIndigo not even slightly
johnalogue: @ArcadeEngineer Godot is definitely a rising star in "easy game maker," so yes.
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bytecaster: @princess_intell It happens, from time to time
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SpacePotato01: Mmmm fresh garbage.
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thelomdr: Yeah, that pretty much goes for any Engine, Arcade. I remember all of the 'enthusiast' games for Klik N Play, the first form of Click Team Fusion
KV1NN4: ot my popcorn ready for the Garbage!
thebuzzstreams: @princess_intell a few, the most recent chex quest i believe comes to mind
Metric_Furlong: @bytecaster they've played a few good games before
TheMerricat: @princess_intell *meme mode on* It's more likely than you think! *meme mode off*
bytecaster: @bytecaster Also beautycopter, masterpiece
ArcadeEngineer: myfirstgame.exe is a universal constant
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @princess_intell occasionally. Alex tries his best to give credit where credit is due for bits of the game that are actually good. Graham also will include a few weird but good games as a palate cleanser
Thefluffiestguineapig: @johnalogue Did they mean to make this literature reference? Because that is intensely ironic if so
DideRobot: LRR: Graham has more nonsense for Alex, it's Trash Games O'Clock on WATCH+PLAY! | https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/111059624174894205
GreatWahooney: just downloaded Godot to mess around with, should be fun
Metric_Furlong: Chex Quest; Beauty Copter; etc.
MAPBoardgames: lrrSIG lrrGARBO lrrSIG lrrGARBO lrrSIG
johnalogue: @Thefluffiestguineapig Literature?
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Foxmar320: omg Beauty Copter O_O
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @Metric_Furlong Meeuuw and Atomic 79 are also good examples
Anaerin: Tomato Way, too.
RocknGrohlNerd: Oh beauty copter was good, period
Thefluffiestguineapig: @johnalogue Waiting for Godot is a play
thelomdr: Yeah, I caught the vod for that one, Metric. And yeah, I agree with them on the PC of Chex Quest
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX lrrGRAHAM
DoodlestheGreat: Sometimes they try games expecting tyrash, and make a discovery. Like "Sonic Suggests."
transcoder_: The engine will ship when it’s resdy
TXC2: Beauty copter was a fever dream and didn't actuly happen
TimIAm: Hot diggit I'm nver on time for this
Thefluffiestguineapig: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrGARBO lrrSIG lrrSIG
TXC2: Here we GO!
TheAinMAP: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW lrrGARBO
grgriffin3: It's time!
Metric_Furlong: @TXC2 I've literally played all of it
GreatWahooney: lrrGARBO
Atarra: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
sethtriggs: Awwwyeah
cgwonder: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
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laff_o_tron: Live Garbage!!
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johnalogue: The W+P games that turn out weird but interesting are the best
Lunch_Time_M_M_M_M_M_M_M: Cheer200
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyTrash_TK vicksyTrash_TK vicksyTrash_TK
TXC2: Metric_Furlong or did it play you? Kappa
Foxmar320: Why hello there G+A
WearingCats_CwC: hoi
BraveOthello: My mind is a landfill, feed me your garbage!
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RaidenFirewing: Made it just in time for garbage games!
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TXC2: Hello Graham and Alex
Thefluffiestguineapig: @johnalogue The worst crime is being boring
3cbb: i know they play games in roughly the order they're received but i hope they eventually get to the game wayneradiotv played last week
emberBecky: hi o/
cgwonder: hi graham! hi alex!
TheMerricat: Wonder how many people are going to ditch unity now that they've bared their teeth
johnalogue: @Metric_Furlong Did you tell the clown a joke?
bytecaster: Watch+Experience
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX lrrGRAHAM vicksyTrash_TK lrrGARBO
BrindleBoar: plays iced coffee: status victory
DoodlestheGreat: Plotch & Way
Anubis169: 'play' is a relative term
Rhynerd: Hello!
transcoder_: Hi
NightValien28: we have reached latte
codatski: Hey G and A! Hey chat!
They_Are_Alyx: """video games"""'
RocknGrohlNerd: FBtouchdown it our garbage boys, Garboys if you will
Pteraspidomorphi: There's a good internet?
MAPBoardgames: So the regular internet?
Orannis0: Waiting for the latte to clip through Graham
TXC2: !patreon
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johnalogue: @Thefluffiestguineapig Ah. I had no idea!
Thefluffiestguineapig: You won that level of Don't Spill Your Coffee
Metric_Furlong: @TXC2 no, I played it. And Funny Walk, which is by the same dev
Foxmar320: Nice
NightValien28: you BURP
codatski: Excellent, no notes
Anubis169: Us, and a kindly burp
DoodlestheGreat: FIRST HIGHLIGHT!
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TXC2: !store
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bo_brinkman: Everything you do here has been done to me for 42 months. Thanks everybody!
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Anaerin: Is Alex's mic live?
TXC2: kristian_fischer lrrHEART
Metric_Furlong: @johnalogue no, but I did fill the swimming pool, which G + A didn't on stream
CouldntPickAUsername: Alex is a bit quiet
DigitalSeahorse: unsure if Alex's mic cutting in and out
KintchD: Thanks *burp* Graham and Alex!
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JessKay: grabarge!
Anubis169: lrrSPOOP
DigitalSeahorse: there we go
TheAinMAP: lrrSPOOPY
grgriffin3: Love the beedly-boops
MehallD: Alex is a touch echo-y, and quite quiet
Tom_Bruise: Appreciate the effort to not burp in the microphone, althought it might've been in vain
RocknGrohlNerd: Spooky
KintchD: Also give a mic to Alex... oh, there we go :D
richard_ermen: The Boote-Le-Beeps?
rentar42: beedly-boops is an amazing onomatopea
kristian_fischer: That's an audio engineer technical term.
MenomeAlice subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 65 months!
MenomeAlice: Wanted to reference AEW All In, but that already feels so long ago 🙃
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Commander_Taz subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 7 months!
Commander_Taz: ITS TIME (for garbage)
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ArcadeEngineer: oh i hope graham's knees are okay now
Inari_Kitsune: Wooo games
elkae: Waa! Thanks @kristian_fischer!
evilspoons983: @kristian_fischer Thanks for the sub!
BrindleBoar: needs one of those flip-covers
EldarLuin: Oooo I'm here near the beginning of Watch and Play? eldarl1Surprise
Thefluffiestguineapig: Lest you trigger we are santas elves
DigitalSeahorse: lrrPAUL feliciaTouch
elkae: lrrSHINE
bo_brinkman: We are Santa's Elves ...
Lysander_salamander: Hello everyone!
cgwonder: don't inside dead open
DoodlestheGreat: @EldarLuin Just in time.
Lysander_salamander: Sasa Lele
Metric_Furlong: (incidentally, the itch.io download of Beauty Copter, which is free, comes with a pdf booklet about the game's design process which is quite interesting)
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TXC2: hello Lysander_salamander welcome
richard_ermen: YES
grgriffin3: Oh nooooooooooooooo
accountmadeforants: Lmao
richard_ermen: YEEEES
Thefluffiestguineapig: @bo_brinkman Filling Santa's shelves
NewtyNewts: Oh boyyyy
DekiSystem: merlekConcern
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
KV1NN4: oh boy XD
margieargie: Yeeeeeesssss!
Izandai: demipyroLul demipyroLul demipyroLul
cgwonder: oh noooooooo
DaCardCzar: He knew it
Bluemage76 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 84 months!
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KintchD: NOPE
TheAinMAP: lrrSPOOPY lrrSPOOPY lrrSPOOPY
BraveOthello: YEEEEEESSSSSSSS
DoodlestheGreat: LUL
GreatWahooney: YEEEEES
baltimore_667083: YES
BigDaddyBland87: oh boy
TXC2: BRACE BRACE BRACE
Amentur: LUL
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
kristian_fischer: GRAHAM, NO!
GrassVortex: I'm so ready :D
ArcadeEngineer: starting off strong
johnalogue: There are many zombie games, but this one is anime
Anaerin: Oh, the DLC...
NightValien28: OH NO I SEEN THIS
Thefluffiestguineapig: Good start, good start
JessKay: oh we're starting picante
Foxmar320: Graham pls
BrindleBoar: NUDE DLC LUL
jonnykefka: oh no
princess_intell: CHRIST
Thefluffiestguineapig: !clench
M0nzaa: aww shucks
ANeMzero: Cowards
red_shoes_jeff: lrrJUDGE lrrSPOOP
elkae: unluck168Ragehot
Lysander_salamander: oh no
elkae: Crime!
thelomdr: Alex must be horrified of the new MTG set then :P
Metric_Furlong: probably wise, given the TOS
DaxStrife: Oh noooo
GrassVortex: extraLUL extraLUL
A_Dub888: Oh internet.... please change
Ackfu1: LUL
richard_ermen: Does tis mean you can play this one-handed?
elkae: unluck168Snrrk
Thefluffiestguineapig: sure
EldarLuin: Why do you want to shoot waifus?!
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: That's a big maybe
matthaus_c: why would you deny us like this
margieargie: Or the story, or characcters!
NightValien28: it is not
Thefluffiestguineapig: Press x to doubt
jonnykefka: oh hey, made in that game engine that is going to tax them for you installing it now
rentar42: the menu seems functional.... that's not a given ...
DigitalSeahorse: environment volume is loud
bytecaster: Uuuuh, dev console
DoodlestheGreat: OH NOES! UNITY! Now they will get charged!
elkae: Wouldn’t be the first time
Foxmar320: Im looking forward to the deep gameplay and emotional story
WizardZedd subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 121 months!
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EldarLuin: Isn't that the point of waifus? To have them alive?!
emberBecky: I want to pronounce it Wife-"us"
PixelArtDragon: I mean, so far this is much more playable than most W&P games
AdamYMHMI: The DLC is integral to the story, @LoadingReadyRun
empyreon: for the rich and compelling overarching narrative?
IbunWest: Unity? This really is garbage
JessKay: yeap
Thefluffiestguineapig: The Anime Wave similator rag dolls were great
DaCardCzar: Yeap
Izandai: YEAP
Chichen: YEAP
PixelArtDragon: There's a functioning menu, for one!
baltimore_667083: yeap
bytecaster: I hope the waifu ragdolls are good again
Rhynerd: Or maybe one of the character will have the ragdoll physics of that waifu wave defense game
Izandai: demipyroLul
WearingCats_CwC: So should we be pronouncing it "wife-us" from now on?
KintchD: Y E A P
grgriffin3: Incredible start.
Foxmar320: Oh my God
TXC2: oh no
richard_ermen: What is wrong with her face???
MrQBear: Welp.
Anubis169: WAIT
Thefluffiestguineapig: !clip
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BraveOthello: OH YES
empyreon: OH NO
Atarra: O NO
MAPBoardgames: They move on thier own!
Chichen: nyannMegalul
Tom_Bruise: EXCELLENT
DekiSystem: oh no
Anubis169: wtf
accountmadeforants: Every subscription goes towards the Nudity DLC. Remember your prime subs, and remember, it's Subtember SUBprise
matthaus_c: the boobas have a mind of their own
blip2004: horror level climbing
sethtriggs: Oh this is AMAZING
BrindleBoar: 1 yike
NewtyNewts: That's some immediate impressions
Juliamon: This is... a thing
NightValien28: oh boy
jonnykefka: the wub is uhhhhh
Lysander_salamander: Yeap?
Kuhfeek: wow
rentar42: is that a floating blush?
elkae: nope nope nope
thelomdr: That's a fade in alright
CouldntPickAUsername: bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy
DoodlestheGreat: We're off to a great start!
EldarLuin: The jiggle physics
PixelArtDragon: I take it back! This is not functioning!
RaidenFirewing: oh god it's jiggling so much
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh god I feel like I'm going to jail just for looking at this
GrassVortex: extraLUL extraLUL extraLUL extraLUL
elkae: lrrFRUMP
Tempest2097: Oh no no no.
cgwonder: sweet jesus
Rhynerd: We sure started off.
Lysander_salamander: why "yeap?"
IbunWest: Those physics sure exist
baltimore_667083: why is the gun transparent
Thefluffiestguineapig: Why is her gun see through???
Tom_Bruise: Why are her blush marks bigger than her cheeks?
betweenmyself: Not much for that nudity pack to remove by the looks of it.
BigDaddyBland87: 10/10 no notes
bo_brinkman: Helium
Amentur: Those sure are body proportions
laff_o_tron: No joke, but some games in that ouvre are legit good, because they lock the porn behind grinding, not gameplay
elkae: tqsWTF
sethtriggs: Oh nooooooooo there should be tassels on those
3cbb: do your breasts not undulate on their own
princess_intell: Where are these assets stolen frkm
RocknGrohlNerd: Brace for waifu implants, I mean impact
bo_brinkman: Or jello?
TXC2: is an earthquake happeing ?
Jadenim: ENN "jiggle physics"?
Angnor33: They move through the power of anime.
Metric_Furlong: that's just how breasts work graham, I read it on the internet Kappa
SpacePotato01: they are moving with the tides.
CodeIndigo: blush stickers....
JessKay: that walk cycle is, a decision
ekimekim: the guns are transparent to avoid obscuring the reason you're here
sethtriggs: Isnt this the model from Hentai Vs. Evil?
empyreon: now that's a knoif
AugmentingPath: the gun is transparent so you can still see them
Izandai: What is the skirt doing????
Drakas: this is not my wifu
Anaerin: They really worked hard on those ovipositor jiggle physics...
ANeMzero: For reference the dlc is free, it's just.. how steam handles nudity. If it's default in the game then your game is banned in any region that bans nudity. If you make it a free DLC, then the DLC is banned and the game can be sold.
kristian_fischer: The realness of the boob physics is the true horror.
gualdhar: wow she's gonna poke someone with her sword so hard
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: what exactly is left for the nudity DLC to show!?
DahudLefthanded: K-Gladius
CodeIndigo: a Special-KaBar, if you will
Thefluffiestguineapig: Well, hammer space
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: I want something that straddles the line between knife and sword
Atarra: where is she keeping these weapons, exactly
richard_ermen: This woman is what people imagine when they read the sentence "She breasted boobily down the tits."
Blarbul: I don't know what I was expecting but...it wasn't quite that
NightValien28: I can't wait till they find the death stranding waifu game
Lunch_Time_M_M_M_M_M_M_M: oh nooooo.
princess_intell: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
sethtriggs: Oh goodness they Gainax when she's staying still
empyreon: hypnotizing
Pteraspidomorphi: They rotate
Critterbot: Jiggle physics! :D
NewtyNewts: wibblewibblewibble
johnalogue: oh my gosh the eyes
Thefluffiestguineapig: That bra is clearly separate
Foxmar320: I have questions
DoodlestheGreat: MADGE!
Kazman20a: is it bounce when they orbit on there own?
MAPBoardgames: Are we the zombie?
Izandai: God, there's so much.
ekimekim: look if you had her back issues, you'd be mad too
Rhynerd: Dang, Last time I saw a knife like that was in a film called American Samurai
BraveOthello: @gcu_ofcourseistillloveyou bobs and vagine
Tom_Bruise: What... *is* that?
ArcadeEngineer: an individual breast is wider than her waist
Korolan: Tiddy anime Gun lady Volume 2
Thefluffiestguineapig: They aren't expecting anyone to use it
DigitalSeahorse: YEAP (Yes Employment Advisory Panel) is a thing I was in at one point
Gizmoloid: forget boob physics, what is going on with the music?
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johnalogue: Her eyes are up there and they look terrifying
Lunch_Time_M_M_M_M_M_M_M: The jiggle inertia! It's too much!
TheMerricat: The fact that they've made the blush an actual object....
margieargie: @Atarra I can see exactly one place big enough for that here <_<
sethtriggs: It's like Haydee, it's a heagt control mechanic
gualdhar: why angry face with the embarrassed blushing
bytecaster: We finally developed a perpetual motion machine
EldarLuin: Breathing
KintchD: "Generous" is a term...
Masslost: Peak juggle physics
ElektroTal: its not even synced with her breathing?
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Lunch_Time_M_M_M_M_M_M_M: It's over nine thousand!
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm not sure the physics are the boobs
CodeIndigo: that's not even a properly supporting bra!!
Atarra: "stylized" physics
DoodlestheGreat: @Foxmar320 I have answers. Maybe they're related!
Rhynerd: Wait, why did the character’s eyes turn red?
MungoDude: the way the mouth moves it looks like she's saying "ass ass ass"
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think that might be just the bra
PixelArtDragon: Did they hire the Dead or Alive physics team?
lirazel64: Ouch!
accountmadeforants: Women's breasts work like those office pendulum toys, right? Right???
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: yeah like the Skyrim dragon skeletons where the jiggle bone physics have no damping in the system so disturbances just compound
NightValien28: so a game dev Kappa
thelomdr: Why did you have to hit that right on the head, Alex
JessKay: a photocopy of a photocopy of booba
EldarLuin: I like this cheery music for a zombie game
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is the human equivalent of "they have never seen or been in a building"
ANeMzero: perpetual motion mammary
LordSaphni: she breaths Deeply
TXC2: not just moving, rotating like a clock
matthaus_c: if that's them /resting/ can you imagine what comes next
sethtriggs: Love that the guns are taller than she is
kristian_fischer: She breathes through her skin.
ghyllnox: Where are you storing all this
Korolan: @accountmadeforants Newton,s
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Anaerin: Look, they only just worked out how to do an orbit keyframe.
DigitalSeahorse: grab everything but the boobs
Thefluffiestguineapig: This makes Barbie look realistic
RaidenFirewing: her hips are smaller than her head aaaa
3cbb: well if it's a the last of us you need a bow to stay quiet
jonnykefka: it just looks uncomfortable frankly
Foxmar320: Who needs armor
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: ah yes, The Last Of Us' beloved wave-based horde mode
matthaus_c: how is there no jump in a booba game
sethtriggs: @ghyllnox waifu are hollow
Despoiler98: nikezLewd nikezLewd nikezLewd boingboing
RaidenFirewing: waist*
johnalogue: Her torso is too small, so her heart and lungs are placed creatively. Thus the idle motion.
ElektroTal: if she jumps, her flotation devices will deploy
MAPBoardgames: They labeled the interact and the button was reasonable
PixelArtDragon: This is some Jessica Rabbit right here
duke_dice: am i the only one noticing the bad music going?
LordZarano: The game costs £1.69 - nice
Metric_Furlong: can't jump, it'll cause a jiggle physics singularity
emberBecky: she looks like someone made her in the spore creature creator =/
Lysander_salamander: this music is a weird choice
TXC2: oh it's a wave shooter, great
QuixoticScrivener: honest question, where does she keep her organs?
princess_intell: What's wrong with her spine?!
ANeMzero: Each breast is as wide as her waist. She would snap like a twig
Drakas: all this game need is a 6ft dildo sword
Drasvin: Oh good. Wave combat.
h3rsh3yb4r: @QuixoticScrivener in the boobs
AMuseOfFirebane: oh they zoomin
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lysander_salamander There are many strange choices here
AdamYMHMI: "look, i think they have pincers."
CodeIndigo: @ghyllnox the portable hole she keeps the arsenal in is powered by the kinetic energy of her booba
grgriffin3: It's 28 DDs Later.
sethtriggs: Wowwwww
TXC2: QuixoticScrivener in her tits, hense the movement Kappa
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: the recoil of that gun would snap her already-impossible physique in twain
cgwonder: ngl i was hoping the zombies would also be waifus
Rhynerd: Do these zombies have normal proportions?
Gadora: I wanted zombie waifus. :(
sethtriggs: Why is the soundtrack like some Windham Hill jam?
MAPBoardgames: The waifu is from an ASSit pack
N2Osferatu: Would it be better if they were *sexy* zombies?
bytecaster: I would have preferred the zombies to be waifus too with generous ragdolls!
TimIAm: Imagine if the fast zombies were also ridiculous waifus
Pteraspidomorphi: The zombies should be anime boys
RocknGrohlNerd: Dang if twitch, censoring the booba jokes on the mobile app
empyreon: love the soothing jam,
Mushbie: like he just doesn't care?
blip2004: was expecting zombie waifus
ekimekim: i feel like this game would be so much better if you had the zombie skin and everyone else had the player's model
PixelArtDragon: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou Maybe she has a reinforced skeleton?
betweenmyself: Can’t wait til we get to the scene where she pets the giraffe… Massive giraffe boobles 🦒
Foxmar320: This music does not fit the gameplay
elkae: The fucking music is killing me
Thefluffiestguineapig: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou The bruising on her shoulder and chest would be unreal
jonnykefka: now see I wasn't sure going in if the main character was going to be waifu or the hordes would be waifu and somehow this seems like the better option?
ElektroTal: you don't understand- her breasts act as kinetic energy diffusers, to act as dampeners for the gun
Atarra: what I look for in a zombie shooter is soft, chill music and no clothes
Thefluffiestguineapig: @blip2004 Me too, that would have been consistent at least
BraveOthello: @n2osferatu yes they should be sexy zombies for consistency
thelomdr: This song is too chill for runner/rage zombies
TXC2: recolisless shotgun Kappa
accountmadeforants: "Do you think the art direction would be?" No, I don't think it's extant, either.
jonnykefka: yeah it would just rip your wrists off
KV1NN4: Noooo D:
margieargie: Honestly appreciate they aren't like, boob zombies also surprised
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I feel like the only part on her padded enough to absorb a recoil is in fact her breasts
Tom_Bruise: I'll say this much about this game; Suddenly Sucker Punch doesn't seem *as* terrible
Atarra: god her back must hurt so bad
TheMerricat: So chat, beginning Jan 1st, Unity will begin charging devs $0.24 per game install.... you think that'll cut down any on the amount of dross Graham has to choose from?
DaxStrife: Oh, I remember that comic. So funny.
TehAmelie: great death animation too
RaidenFirewing: You have 470 currency
Foxmar320: Died and froze in place, flawless
thelomdr: Powergirl, Alex?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou Kinetic energy on boobs is still very painful
RaidenFirewing: does that... do anything?
DigitalSeahorse: xD
johnalogue: She died so hard she instantly got rigor mortis and dropped her gun
KintchD: "Her torso is the width of her butt" -- Graham! (please someone quote this :D )
DigitalSeahorse: I have that comic
MungoDude: oh cool the death "animation" is just fade-to-black
CodeIndigo: anyone with proportions like hers would die instantly because her digestive tract is approximately the width of a smashed drinking straw
DoodlestheGreat: I remember that one.
PixelArtDragon: @TheMerricat It's okay, none of the dross has 200k downloads
princess_intell: This entire thing seems so painful
BusTed: some ricochet
M0nzaa: this feels a lot like a really bad tomb raider
BigDaddyBland87: @TheMerricat Yes but not enough to really impact this stream
princess_intell: Also, what's up with her hair
Atarra: I appreciate that they at least didn't put her in heels
DoodlestheGreat: We gave the drum some physics. It was lonely.
duke_dice: so does this game have a plot or is just hot lady surviving?
TehAmelie: this map reminds me a whole lot of Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator
Atarra: she is tortured enough
Thefluffiestguineapig: Her proportions are similar to that woman who got all the plastic surgery to be a real life Jessica Rabbit
thelomdr: Unless if they're good enough to get a big wave of interest, Pixel
JaymicUnyielding: Gotta love the music direction
EldarLuin: Such... fitting music for shooting zombies
sethtriggs: Where does one spend this Currency, I wonder
3cbb: there's currency
Rhynerd: @duke_dice hot lady surviving only it seems
johnalogue: Oh, her eyes are definitely glowing.
cgwonder: the only thing i can think of looking at that hostler strapped to her naked thigh is just... so much chafing
rentar42: apparently the wounds stay around when the enemies drop
cgwonder: painful
Thefluffiestguineapig: Why are her cheeks glowing? Was there an explanation I missed?
PixelArtDragon: Dual wielding, but the idol pose overlaps them?
RaidenFirewing: why *would* you scope it though
sethtriggs: Scope with screen tear
LordZarano: This music sure is
MAPBoardgames: The guns at teh beginning respawn if you need more ammo
duke_dice: lol
NewtyNewts: Good asplode
TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig she's angry
princess_intell: I love that we can make out the exact shape of her buttocks
Mangledpixel: lrrCOW
TheAinMAP: lrrCOW
matthaus_c: apple bottom jeans, scope with the tear
bytecaster: I died as i lived, a waifu
Rhynerd: Scope moves at full sensitivity it seems
kristian_fischer: She died as she lived, jiggling unrealistically.
duke_dice: good bye oil drum o7
sethtriggs: What goopy hair
Atarra: is the *skirt* breathing with her?
Rhynerd: dang, I was hoping we could play an impromptu game of Nice Shot!
BraveOthello: It is indeed the Halo rocket launcher
GaProgMan: Oh man, it's been too long since I saw any LRR content - old school forum user here
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 I guess there is various radioactive things that could explain it? (I don't think there is one but my mind wants anything to make sense
Foxmar320: I bet the bow is either garbage or God tier
SajuukSjet: sadly not the Halo rocket launcher, i think
Despoiler98: that was a pathetic rocket launcher explosion
princess_intell: Where are the assets from?
TXC2: hello GaProgMan welcome
flatluigi: she's gotta be really careful during the draw time
LordZarano: Chat: Press F to walk through door
TehAmelie: looked like a whip at first
Thefluffiestguineapig: With tatas that big you would be horrible with a bow
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: the Halo rocket IS called the SPNKr and I shudder to think how it would be represented in this game.
matthaus_c: seize the means of jumping
bytecaster: I'm surprised they didn't give her a katana
IbunWest: I don’t hate this music that was obviously not made by anyone who worked on the game
princess_intell: This reeks of stolen assets
GaProgMan: @TXC2 Thanks.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, did her boobs get smaller when you died?
Thefluffiestguineapig: You used to be able to see them around her arms
EldarLuin: I bet you you can't jump cause they couldn't get good jumping animation...
Pteraspidomorphi: Probably just asset store?
darkcyril: The jumping is a feature of the 18+ DLC.
DekiSystem: @IbunWest ibun keliffPog
RaidenFirewing: this glowering stare with the anime blush is really disturbing
rentar42: despite all the other ... anatomy, the floating blush sprites still confuse me
codatski: The dainty grip when drawing the bow is troublesome
flouncy_magooo: @Thefluffiestguineapig Harsh punishment
bytecaster: @Thefluffiestguineapig Everybody knows the extra lives are stored in the boobs
Thefluffiestguineapig: @EldarLuin The nightmare scenario is you can jump in the nude DLC
TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig are our boobs the lives mechanic?
ipoddodd: 1200 currency???
kakmize: lol
richard_ermen: Unity fuckedu p
Pteraspidomorphi: Yup :|
Foxmar320: Unity just yikes
johnalogue: Oh, a NEW announcement?
EldarLuin: @Thefluffiestguineapig *shudder*
SquidVorb: Unity? More like Poonity
TehAmelie: to summarize: use other game making programs if you can
betweenmyself: The choice of “Map 1” certainly *suggested* the existence of additional maps
Metric_Furlong: I mean, we've seen what the jiggle physics are like when she's standing still. can you imagine what would happen if she could jump?
NightValien28: they fucked up so bad they showed up on fox news
Orannis0: Unity is doing something insane for Insider Trading
IbunWest: @dekisystem Gosh you’re lovely. keliffComfy
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 I would believe it. Whether or not it was intentional would be the real question
Pteraspidomorphi: This is John "Made EA one of the most hated companies in the world" Riccitelo
DigitalSeahorse: it's bad
DekiSystem: @IbunWest You too <3
Despoiler98: man I HATE fast zombies
DigitalSeahorse: it's worse than this game
ashteranic: They walked back the "pre install" thing a bit already.
matthaus_c: so many Unity shareholders sold a couple weeks before the announcement
TXC2: I feel like Unity could be sued for this
flatluigi: includes demos, subscription services
princess_intell: What's the fee?
ashteranic: per-install rather
Thefluffiestguineapig: @flouncy_magooo Honestly the reduction would be a relief. Her back would be ruined with those
grgriffin3: Yeah, that's nutso stuff
flatluigi: also is retroactive
johnalogue: I mean, people sometimes are far too resistance to jumping ship.
SquidVorb: EVERY game dev has come out against it. all of them
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: the Unity announcement is so blindly idiotic and impossible in practice that I think they have no actual intention of doing that and it's part of a ploy to make whatever they do want to build seem less awful by comparison.
NightValien28: oooh ask how they will detect the install, you will love the answer
matthaus_c: @TXC2 this is most likely very illegal
Lysander_salamander: still not good
Tempest2097: It's complete "Gnawing on the furniture polish foaming at the mouth" level corporate madness
ashteranic: Unity really have embraced some Ricatelloisms
SquidVorb: Pirated installs also count
Orannis0: By their own admission they have no way of determining whether an install is a reinstall or not
TheMadChicken: its all retroactive too
empyreon: how GRACIOUS of them
matthaus_c: install delete install delete install delete GET BANKRUPT GET BANKRUPT
johnalogue: So it would be like Google clicking its own ads and charging?
Critterbot: It's still just all sorts of bs.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hold up, is her skirt bouncing the same weird nonsensical way as her bra/boobs?
PixelArtDragon: There has been so much damage control in the last 24 hours
Dalrint: It doesn't matter what they walk back, they can't be trusted not to do this again.
bytecaster: That would have been insane, never mind review bombing, people would just spam reinstall games
SquidVorb: Multiple devices are still counted too
EldarLuin: Unreal is going to be popular!
Amentur: Unity has been *very* unclear about a bunch of things
TheMadChicken: they expect payment from the last year or so
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matthaus_c: they walked back the retroactive part
thelomdr: Yeah, @Dalrint
TheMerricat: They are also being cagey about how they are 'determining installs'...
TehAmelie: imagine if you install a game while you don't have the internet on
JessKay: another John Riccitiello brain genius move
rubikdarkwill: They have said Demos don't count. And installs via Gamepass doesn't count
Orannis0: The purchase threshold is retroactive, but the fees are for new installs
emberBecky: it includes already released games, last I heard
MAPBoardgames: Has Unity not been paying attention to what Hasbro did with OGL2.0?
GrassVortex: not retroactively. only new installs from 1 jan 2024 counts
Metric_Furlong: retroactively sounds like a lawsuit waiting to happen
TimWinGame: opening an instance of a webGL unity program counts as an install
johnalogue: Again, Unity went public a few years back.
Foxmar320: Yeah I love the responces from game developers/publishers
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: the announcement is so nonsensical and impossible to actually implement that I think it's got to be a ploy to make their real intention seem less bad by comparison.
TheMerricat: As a reminder to chat, the current CEO of Unity is the former CEO of EA....
cgwonder: yup
Masslost: The president of unity was with ea
sethtriggs: Ooooof
betweenmyself: Yeah, maybe allowing players the ability to bankrupt game devs by repeatedly reinstalling a single game seems like a bad call.
TheMadChicken: whats with tech companies beta testing massive policy changes?
EldarLuin: You're.... probably not wrong
accountmadeforants: Yeah, every tech company has imploded from stupidity in the last year or so.
FlynnRaccoon: It's an american company, they're trying to see what they can get through the courts.
Izandai: I'd be very surprised if that "uninstall and reinstall" thing was ever the intent. I'm quite confident they just didn't think they needed to specify that at first.
SquidVorb: Is the unity thing making Checkpoint?
3cbb: interest rates higher, no more free money so you have to try to squeeze cash out of your unprofitable business
thebuzzstreams: brain worms would definitely explain it... it'd explain a lot actually....
maxlethebeast: Just a week ago the CEO of unity sold 2000 shares.
DoodlestheGreat: There's also the issue of charity donations, like Humble Bundles.
ekimekim: I think the brain worms you're seeing is the end of cheap money, so companies need to actually be profitable
thelomdr: But they want Microsoft to foot the bill for game pass installs
johnalogue: Yeah, Elon used to be able to hide his problematic nature...
BrindleBoar: there's something in the champagne this year
DigitalSeahorse: Elon brain disease
TXC2: the new brain worms is just covid
Jethrain: i like how their blog explaining it talks about "eligibility" to pay the fee
korvys: Not retroactively, but like, you can't opt out if you've already made and released a game
Critterbot: I still don't agree with it one bit.
matthaus_c: Cult of the Lamb has already Twet that they plan to pull the game on the 1st
GrassVortex: you can still "qualify" for the payements based on lifetime installs
IbunWest: See thats the problem. It’s so unclear nobody actually knows how it works
evilspoons983: it's retroactive to *existing contracts* though, which is screwing over a bunch of devs afaik
Pteraspidomorphi: Installs from January onward, but previous revenue counts toward activating the fee
Pal_Friendpatine: I’m digging the music
Mangledpixel: or potentially both
Thefluffiestguineapig: The fact that hyper capitalist society keeps finding ways to get worse astounds me
blip2004: the retroactive part is that this applies to games that are already released
matthaus_c: the name is misleading, this is just Last of Waifu, singular
Kazman20a: you have to have x number of installs before they charge but they are retroactivley counting to get to x
DigitalSeahorse: Musk Brain
EldarLuin: Maybe, I don't know.... Having a top might help stop some teeth instead of bikini top.
RealGamerCow: Shoot the waifus or live long enough to become a waifu
ashteranic: But yeah the "retroactive" bit is for "existing games" not "previous installs" but still, it feels hilariously unenforcable. As was their suggestion they'd make Microsoft pay instead of the developer if a game was shipped via gamepass
Thefluffiestguineapig: The one where the wizard models just WENT
jonnykefka: The one where someone asked about "Game pass" and they were like "Oh in those cases MS will pay". I'm just waiting for MS to be like "...no?"
RaidenFirewing: @Izandai oh no they even stated it in their "FAQ" very clearly
princess_intell: Wouldn't that require steam to give them exact daily installation numbers? Not sales, installations.
EricTheOrange: Yeah it sounds like a great way for bad actors to make a program the pirates the game installs it, changes IP repeat to drain the developer of money.
Rhynerd: Why bot both?
PixelArtDragon: By the way, it's neat to pay attention to what's excluded from this policy shift: gambling!
SquareDotCube: Those brain worms are called "the interest rates went up and investors are having second thoughts"
thelomdr: Yeah, Ash
MAPBoardgames: You can get better porn for cheaper
Gadora: Are you sure it's not the zombies that would be nude?
bytecaster: Why would we pay for less model though, that doesn't seem like a good value to me
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: yeah, playing this naked, as opposed to all the clothes she's currently wearing
Tempest2097: Oh did we mention that they're NOT telling you how they get the install numbers or their data gathering? Zero accountability.
BrindleBoar: sidehustle
flatluigi: that's my favorite song from pirates of penzance
ekimekim: princess_intell: no, they use their own embedded telemetry
Orannis0: Oh hey, Unity just quietly changed their TOS let them charge retroactively
WearingCats_CwC: Because your parents content block won't let you watch porn?
Izandai: @RaidenFirewing ...Really. Well then. That was extremely stupid of them.
Metric_Furlong: Alex 'semi-proffessional pornographer' Steacy
richard_ermen: So like every Bethesda Nude Mod ever
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cgwonder: i just don't see why its sexy, even if she is naked. surely you'd get used to seeing her naked butt VERY quickly.
lirazel64: And the difference would be?
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korvys: Like, you've already got both hands busy...
johnalogue: They had the nude version of the model, so.
BraveOthello: @orannis0 as was mentioned I doubt that would be legally enforcable
Lysander_salamander: I guess there's the public nudity fetish going on?
EldarLuin: I think you answered your own question
Foxmar320: It's the internet there is no shame
DoodlestheGreat: Oh, Alex. Don't put yourself down like that. You are INCREDIBLY professional about the pr0nz.
PixelArtDragon: If only!
JessKay: speaking as a former horny teen, you might be underestimating how much appeal purely "there is nudity" can have when you're that age
QuixoticScrivener: Let's ask a semi-professional pornographer.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: yeah imagine all the romance of the mic chatter at a LoL tourney but everyone's naked. Not my idea of a good time...?
AugmentingPath: What really gets me going is one (1) attractive character surrounded by horrible zombiesw
MacSquizzy: It's worse, the shame is part of it
GaProgMan: The last time I saw Graham and Alex together on screen was the first season of Crap Shots. Life got in the way of me keeping up with LRR, but that is no longer the case
TehAmelie: i feel it's the other way around. for some people, feeling shame all the time means you don't have to try to not be ashamed
sethtriggs: Clearly the devs like jazz fusion and I respect that.
matthaus_c: yeah idk some people just drop the felching bomb in the middle of a christian stream :p
accountmadeforants: This is made by someone who uses playmats/sleeves with naked anime tiddy on them
Angnor33: Nobody can afford shame anymore, especially now that we're paying for unity.
RealGamerCow: Ask Beej. lrrAWESOME
johnalogue: @Lysander_salamander But there isn't anyone there. Unless zombies count, and they're not even decent zombies
ekimekim: I think the goal is to watch porn without admitting to yourself that you're watching porn
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Where is she keeping all of these guns?!
KV1NN4: I have never understood tittilation in a high action frenxy game... I love me some Bayonetta but I can only watch OR play but not both...and i'd rather gaze with respect than play if it gets to a certain point >.>
Foxmar320: Does health regin at all?
PixelArtDragon: So was there any difference between wave 1 and wave 2?
Pteraspidomorphi: Angnor33: Don't worry, they'll include it "for free" in the personal plan :p
Rhynerd: If shame worked the US government would probably listen to it’s people more.
sethtriggs: @KV1NN4 Yeah same here - I dont like crossing those wires
evilspoons983: this music is giving me Monkey Island Roland MT-32 vibes
RaidenFirewing: @PixelArtDragon more guys?
ekimekim: huh, i just noticed you have CURRENCY
Izandai: I love the disembodied bullet holes.
DigitalSeahorse: I wonder if they put colliders on the world
PixelArtDragon: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff Weapons are stored in the breasts
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: the profound romance of "someone gank mid already"
Foxmar320: Yeah this is just super bad
TehAmelie: was there a snack machine in there before?
3cbb: next game?
DigitalSeahorse: are we fenced in?
evilspoons983: what's the "currency" for
cgwonder: @gaprogman welcom back to the community! it's a good year to get back into LRR, what with the 20th anniversary celebrations.
sethtriggs: I get the sense the zombles are cheaply spawning directly behind the camera
TXC2: turns out tits aren't a replacment for gameplay, who knew
DoodlestheGreat: They don't. Saw it already.
TehAmelie: man Doom had gibs in 1992
couchboyj: Given the character design, you would at least expect a gratuitous death animation, instead of a gratuitous lack of animation
EldarLuin: Do we even have ammo amounts or is it forever?
eric_christian_berg: Good name for a BBQ restaurant.
Foxmar320: LOL
CouldntPickAUsername: man, it's amazing how many games are just 'here's a poorly made map and zombies, enjoy'
JoTyler: what's the point of bouncing bobbies if the camera is behind you the whole time anyway
BraveOthello: Wow, that is ... so incredibly close to the Halo SPNKr
Foxmar320: Excellent
sethtriggs: Oh that's some hate
ekimekim: "rocket? no, hitscan explosion generator"
GaProgMan: @cgwonder Yay! And I'm glad to be back. I was one of the OG Season 1 exchange crew - an old forum thing
eric_christian_berg: Come on down to "Oppy's Meat Chunks" for the best brisket you've ever had!
sethtriggs: That face is tragic
ashteranic: why do your cheeks glow?!
bo_brinkman: And also the tits are bad
EldarLuin: Glowing cheeks and all
Izandai: She's not even that hot.
Foxmar320: That face has seen things
someone_evil: Is the vending machine in spawn functional?
johnalogue: I guess you have to ground-burst it like a nuke. OH NO her under-eyes?!
MAPBoardgames: It's not even a good wiafu!
matthaus_c: you're prolly supposed to just stick around spawn and masturbate
princess_intell: Why would a person buy this when the rest of the internet exists?
Dalrint: So apparently the nude mod is free
DigitalSeahorse: install to look up skirt, uninstall
sethtriggs: A face that looks like 100 miles of bad road
flatluigi: so how much are they actually charging for the nude mod
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @BraveOthello I'm SHOCKED they didn't go for a play on the SPNKr rocket launcher. They didn't even put in that much effort!! The pun is RIGHT THERE!!
CouldntPickAUsername: I feel like the music is like 3 notes away from dropping into Titanic
flouncy_magooo: But where else would you get to see boobs on the internet?
EldarLuin: Those are shiny buildings
matthaus_c: there's better stuff to get off to out there, for free
LordZarano: The nude DLC is free
accountmadeforants: No, no, the game is just a vehicle to sell a model you want to then buy the nude mod for. It being a game is just a way to get it on steam
Saintnex: Why is the boobs moving circularly?
Pteraspidomorphi: ashteranic: Anime girl is ashamed of own skimpy clothing, blushing in a stylized manner?
Rhynerd: It seems her iris and pupils are a separate texture on her eyes that vanishes when you get too close to her model
matthaus_c: @Saintnex gravitational fields
northos: I suspect that not a lot of thought went into this game beyond the title
h3rsh3yb4r: i doubt anyone has played this full stop
accountmadeforants: Well then, there goes my theory
sethtriggs: @Saintnex must be to spin tassels
NewtyNewts: Sighting up from inside the barrel
Izandai: demipyroLul
Angnor33: @Pteraspidomorphi Well then, I can't afford NOT to feel shame then.
aClonedPickle: kissy weld
Tempest2097: Shove your face right IN the barrel
bytecaster: I assume the animation was designed for more realistic proportions.
IbunWest: If i am goinng to play a porn game I am going to play one that at least had effort put into it.
Pteraspidomorphi: Saintnex: Rightt? There are armature bones in the nipples and they are moving circularly
MAPBoardgames: You wanna get your face Riight in ther!
Foxmar320: Because you saw "nude DLC" and just said no
TXC2: full put you face inside the rocket launcher
DigitalSeahorse: cheeky
aerolend: This is plastic surgery.
Critterbot: Literal cheek weld.
Drasvin: Put your hand through your other hand will keep it stable, right?
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Gotta give each rocket a lil' smooch for luck
DoodlestheGreat: She's inhaling the scent of her rockets.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: nude DLC being free is apparently a way of putting games w/nudity on Steam, because that way in places where nude games are banned Steam can just ban the DLC instead of the entire game.
ashteranic: I feel like the recoil in that scenario is in danger of ruining your nose and cheekbone
Atarra: ow.
CodeIndigo: a cheekbone weld
Ackfu1: well hopefully its a recoilless rocket launcher
princess_intell: Because you like being monetized
TehAmelie: ah, i miss Led it Rain, the one game where the "no bikini" mutator did not do what you'd think it does
korvys: Yeah, compare this to like, Huniepop, where the sexy girls are the theme of the whole game, not just a thin coat of paint on something else
Foxmar320: Kiss each rocket for luck like Ada Wong
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @TehAmelie god that was one of the greatest plot twists of Watch & Play
TXC2: "mommy loves you" BOOM!
CouldntPickAUsername: can we talk about the perpetual cheek glow?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie That game had such unexpected fun things
TehAmelie: yees
NewtyNewts: Gotta make sure you're feeding the bullets in as you fire
Jadenim: It does like the weapons are misscaled?
bytecaster: It IS a game
matthaus_c: I'm surprised at the restraint of not giving her copious honker physics during recoil
Pteraspidomorphi: Can you use the vending machine?
Rhynerd: The barrel could explode this whole time?
TXC2: do we have a rolling attack?
jonnykefka: Needs that mod Ben found for RE4 that gave Leon Ninja Gaiden stance
aerolend: @bytecaster You're missing a question mark there.
GaProgMan: That's definitely a derp-fu stance
MAPBoardgames: Can we find the sub-ocean?
Foxmar320: Can we sub ocean?
bytecaster: @aerolend The red barrel could explode, that is all it takes
Gizmoloid: there's a spot where broken bridge's corner looks ALMOST walkable
margieargie: @matthaus_c I suspect it's less "restraint" and more "not good enough with the physics to do it"...
TXC2: knife useless
NewtyNewts: Poor knife
TXC2: in before fist is best weapon
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
Foxmar320: Im surprised she doesn't somehow punch with her chest
Jadenim: Motorboat them to death?
CodeIndigo: noodly arm bappabappa
Angnor33: @TXC2 Beat me to it! :P
Rhynerd: zombies better get ready to catch hands
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: the lousy lo-fi beats are so bizarrely unrelated to the situation...what, was it too much trouble to download royalty-free cheap rock music?
jonnykefka: ONE PAAAWWWWNNNNNCCCCCH-oh no you just die
DigitalSeahorse: dang
GreatWahooney: the tease!
TXC2: such a tease
RealGamerCow: I think all the juice has been squeezed out of this turd.
CodeIndigo: @Jadenim as a feminist i am appalled, as a lesbian i am hopeful
Jadenim: haha
GreatWahooney: not even a death animation? sigh
Drasvin: Rocket jump?
TXC2: but yeah Rocky 4, both really bad and really good
jonnykefka: sub-ocean quest, or alternately, upskirting the world
CouldntPickAUsername: they should hzve named this "The Last Waif-Us"
flatluigi: how did you like the robot
Diabore: what in the weeb shit is this?
CouldntPickAUsername: how the fuck does this game have 1088 reviews and very positive?
TXC2: oh yeah Rocky 1 won an oscar for a reason
SquareDotCube: Creed was a great continuation
johnalogue: @CouldntPickAUsername That would require cleverness, and imply this game had effort put into it in the first place.
TehAmelie: The Last of Waifus should be the porno parody name
CodeIndigo: @CouldntPickAUsername horni ppl
aerolend: @CouldntPickAUsername Bots.
richard_ermen: Remember, Rocky defeated Communism and saved Afghanistan!
Foxmar320: welp
Atarra: @CouldntPickAUsername they're not playing the *game*
accountmadeforants: seabatClap
GrassVortex: FBtouchdown
northos: lrrGOAT lrrHORN
TXC2: Good enough
MungoDude: whee
empyreon: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Foxmar320: Yesssss
QuixoticScrivener: sub ocean!
Mangledpixel: :D
thebuzzstreams: We won the game
Thefluffiestguineapig: VICTORY
EldarLuin: FBtouchdown
jonnykefka: death warp counts
ryuhimora: GOAL
cgwonder: death ocean!
elkae: tqsClap
sethtriggs: LOL
TehAmelie: yaas
NewtyNewts: Right through the floor!
flatluigi: 'arms'
Rhynerd: Victory!
empyreon: got spiked!
SpacePotato01: arms, yes
RixtonSnek: PogChamp
DigitalSeahorse: PrideCute
aerolend: An evening with Satan is more pleasant than whatever that was.
Bassios: I missed the start, what was that trashfire?
3cbb: you've got some weird arms alex
ghyllnox: I didn't think "Arms" was where you were going with that
KV1NN4: Satan's warm puckered arms
elkae: I thought Alex would say Satan’s welcoming asshole
PixelArtDragon: Reminds me of how Kalameet helped me find the subocean in Dark Souls the other day
RaidenFirewing: Why am I not surprised
cgwonder: seriously?
elkae: I stepped away and came back to this lmao
Thefluffiestguineapig: WOW
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
bytecaster: @Bassios The last of us, err I mean the last of waif-us
Robot_Bones: pics of Uwu-chan
NewtyNewts: Any steam cards?
TXC2: for what?
DoodlestheGreat: That was gam. It bland
margieargie: All this game makes me think is "I can make my character nude in BG3 instead if I want and actually enjoy the gameplay"
aerolend: 6 cheetos
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: 6 chances for your friends to know you played this game!
Rhynerd: Out of how many?
Saintnex: Wait, the model doesn’t even look like that, good lord that’s bad
Diabore: "wow, this is worthless"
WearingCats_CwC: Someone's OC art
Critterbot: What, only 6?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok
Atarra: that FONT
matthaus_c: good font
Thefluffiestguineapig: That sure is a spell circle
jonnykefka: font choices...were made
bytecaster: Are there non-cursed revenants?
IbunWest: Like those rocket launcher skeletons from Doom
MehallD: oh, a VR game
MAPBoardgames: That font!
matthaus_c: how tell if girl revenanant
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh my god that FONT
bytecaster: That font really screams curse
GaProgMan: That font though
EldarLuin: OC don't steal
GapFiller: Donut Steel!
ArcadeEngineer: buried at sea
Mangledpixel: can u get revanenant?!
Kuhfeek: edgy
Pteraspidomorphi: Why is the text centered
TXC2: so many particals
KV1NN4: M'revenant
BusTed: Isn't that a Penny Arcade character?
Lysander_salamander: That font is such a choice
LordManiMani: Meeenh
EldarLuin: I dig the feathers
Atarra: he got style at least
CodeIndigo: @Mangledpixel cann u get... revante
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: is that Dr Raven Darktalon Blood there?
Lysander_salamander: At least it wasn't Bleeding Cowboy
Foxmar320: Yeah im kinda down with the character honestly
Juliamon: Is this just someone's Bloodborne character?
TXC2: almost a bloodborn character here
DoodlestheGreat: I wonder what asset pack this guy came from.
Licourtrix: I'm getting some crab battle vibes from those arm swings.
Tom_Bruise: so how much of this character design is ripped form Baron Samedi?
GaProgMan: @Mangledpixel I feel like it should have been "can u get revanenante"
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: pretty sure that's just an actual Bloodborne character
Atarra: there is at least some form of artistic style here
matthaus_c: this is very bloodborne oc
TehAmelie: what if this is how The Hat Man looks from the Hat Man's perspective?
RaidenFirewing: oh the reload animation in the hud is actually kinda cute
EldarLuin: Wait... is this guy a plague doctor?
ekimekim: This one smells like someone with a cool design but no gameplay ideas
kiddykong525: Flying back to bc from Nova Scotia today. Getting ready for around 8 hours of flights today
BusTed: trapising zombie
cgwonder: is that an axe on your back, or armour?
Rhynerd: Bloodborne hunters eat your hearts out
jonnykefka: ok aesthetically this is at least kind of charming
Atarra: even if it's mostly "purple filter"
BrindleBoar: no reticle, you say
Inquisitor_Xian: oh! that guy is one his way to the store!
Foxmar320: Hey Bungie can I get this outfit in Destiny? My Warlock wants a top hat.
Sandboxgamer27: Interesting font choices for something so “edgy”
matthaus_c: hot potato
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: wait is that a gigantic skeleton hand on the horizon? are we really tiny?
MAPBoardgames: Lets re-create Bloodborne, how hard can it be?
YFiddler: are these giant finger bones on the horizon?
accountmadeforants: V, for Vire
impoftheperverse: B for Burn
rubikdarkwill: Are we Ardyn from FF15?
Thefluffiestguineapig: What?
TheAwkes: Try Pyromancy
SquidVorb: Wish I could do that in real life
Jadenim: Ok, that's a DIFFERENT way of doing a tutorial?
WizardOfDocs: fire goes in every slot
TXC2: skeletons are weird until you relies the heads are in the ribcage
Lysander_salamander: "v" as an attack button? Why?
Thefluffiestguineapig: So everything explodes?
CouldntPickAUsername: that was kinda rad actually
Pteraspidomorphi: The peeking notification is hilarious
Thefluffiestguineapig: That is a huge hand
matthaus_c: putting the ton in skeleton
EldarLuin: Someone went to Home Depo
AdamYMHMI: I believe this is what the kids call "The Bone Zone"
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: are we actually like 1cm tall? is this the gritty Borrowers reboot?
bytecaster: Uuuh, it's Doom
ekimekim: so it *is* Doom
Foxmar320: huh
SajuukSjet: eldarluin: >D
jonnykefka: he's a lefty
Thefluffiestguineapig: Only x axis
BusTed: Very Goldeneye.
MAPBoardgames: No it's old
AugmentingPath: I unironically love this so far, don't disappoint me cursed revenant
SquareDotCube: Very squat trees
Gizmoloid: is this gun warped somehow?
aerolend: That's actually really old.
TXC2: Doom-o-vision
Atarra: ah, the 2d 3d game
northos: gamers can't look up
LordManiMani: True gamer
Licourtrix: Smash cut to a skyscraper sized skeleton.
johnalogue: "Classic"
GaProgMan: @AdamYMHMI I see your pun, and appreciate your pun
GreatWahooney: fair point, G
Pteraspidomorphi: Can you squat, I wonder
bytecaster: Is Doom the reason gamers don't look up?
CodeGorilla: Gamers don't look up, because they aren't allowed to.
Jadenim: Have you seen his collar? No way you have vertical head movement
CouldntPickAUsername: I give this game credit for a tutorial honestly
A_Dub888: Ah its a throwback shooter lrrBEEJ
Lysander_salamander: He's got the purple mist
Angnor33: OUr secret power is Halitosis.
prince_infidel: Muta mist?
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elkae: Probably Dark Squat
LordManiMani: Thank you @northos
GaProgMan: Not ... THE DARK ZONE!
flatluigi: is this like the twilight zone
TXC2: bytecaster no, it's a thing humans don't do IRL
Rhynerd: So we are indeed the cursed revenant
accountmadeforants: "Your ultimate". DOTA-clones have ruined video game terminology.
GrassVortex: love that the exmaple video lags :D
DaxStrife: Looks like Baron Samedi's goth-pimp phase.
WearingCats_CwC: Is the Dark Zone similar to the Shadow Realm?
Thefluffiestguineapig: They look like they are made of roots
FormOfSquirrel: The animatino on the UI during the reload is actually a nice touch.
Tempest2097: I kind of love this game
Foxmar320: Boom!
Lysander_salamander: why does the reloading animation look like the one from Control?
Pteraspidomorphi: The flare
NewtyNewts: Bad home-zone, they can't go through that invisible wall or something
TXC2: WearingCats_CwC they're in different countys
Atarra: wait, so if you use aim mode, can they just not run to you anymore?
codatski: I stepped out of my office, I see the waifu game was short lived
GaProgMan: The zombie intern. Has that been done before? It feels like it would make a good one-shot sketch
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Generous hitboxes
EldarLuin: I like this game so far...
kristian_fischer: Nice hat.
Rhynerd: Shot from the far distance.
NewtyNewts: @Lysander_salamander Probably because of the gun 'splitting apart' thing
TXC2: codatski yes, it was bad
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MAPBoardgames: Gun prop from Control
Angnor33: @Lysander_salamander Holy Bus. Is that just copied out of Control?
DigitalSeahorse: I like how they explode and reappear
northos: !russel
asthanius: All corn is maize
EldarLuin: But, is corn grass?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is the hand a bridge?
codatski: @txc2 Fair
thebuzzstreams: the spinning of the ammo indicator on the top left when reloading? surprisingly good
lamina5432: just realized this is an edited paragon character
aerolend: Annihilation could probably make for a good setting for a "hide-and-seek" with the "pretend you're a piece of environment" feature game.
Anaerin: A KoRn maze? Oh no, we'll get a copyright strike!
Pteraspidomorphi: Not bad
elkae: Hope you don’t fall into the run tunnels
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: The corn maize joke from Qwerpline still cracks me up
TXC2: m'zombie
sethtriggs: LOL
NewtyNewts: So, is this guy just an Overwatch character?
elkae: * rum
asthanius: M’asset pack
EldarLuin: You're not wrong
DigitalSeahorse: "M'skellies."
lirazel64: Good crows.
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is what trying to use those techniques does to your soul
WearingCats_CwC: *tips hat* M'dark zone
jonnykefka: and terminally overheated
accountmadeforants: 'm zo'mbies
eric_christian_berg: Why swirlies?
Robot_Bones: Some sort of Reaper Skin
TXC2: this is a very warm cosplay :p
AugmentingPath: tup tup
LordManiMani: Tup tup tup
Rhynerd: Yeah, this lad would probably fit into a hero shooter
CouldntPickAUsername: man, decent character and models, had they put effort into level design this might not have been terrible
cgwonder: it turns out you're wearing tap shoes
LordManiMani: Is it just a Reaper skin
aerolend: Is this one of Serious Sam's nightmares?
NewtyNewts: That's quite some motion blur...
Thefluffiestguineapig: So reload kicks you out of aim mode?
DigitalSeahorse: ssandGHOST vicksyTrash_TK
TXC2: yeap that screaming has gotten on my nerves :p
bytecaster: Because fire is cool
evilspoons983: gotta say at least there's some art direction here
aerolend: With unlimited bullets comes unlimited irresponsibility.
TehAmelie: maybe they'll get close
EldarLuin: danvidKindBomb
LordManiMani: @aerolend Serious Sam might be in the Alan Wake-Control-verse!
elkae: No fire is hot
emberBecky: hah I like how well the W&P logo bug blends into the UI
BusTed: grorb
TheAinMAP: lrrCIRCLE
DoodlestheGreat: HEALTHY!
FickleMuse: I'm honestly surprised the metal terrain actually had it own sound effect
thebuzzstreams: oooorb!
DigitalSeahorse: LEGO stairs
northos: I mean, better gear textures than ffxiv
lamina5432: forgot his name it was revanent
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
TehAmelie: our red liquid bar has increased by 10
EldarLuin: Take off your hat
Foxmar320: Hat to tall
BusTed: I'm afraid your hat is simply too tall.
bytecaster: @FickleMuse It came with it, I'm sure
LordManiMani: He could also be a Planeswalker tbf
Lysander_salamander: wow
TwitchTVsFrank: Lol
Jethrain: the stairs don't have a collider because of course they don't
kristian_fischer: Quality!
TXC2: man too hat for door
eric_christian_berg: Can't come in. Hat.
Thefluffiestguineapig: So close!!!
NewtyNewts: Dang hat...
GaProgMan: Dude is like Raziel meets Baron Samedi
TehAmelie: hat game too strong
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: too much hat
elkae: Fantastic
Gizmoloid: neither stairs nor doorway work LUL
sophieghost: Hat too big
Thefluffiestguineapig: That feather is made of industructible things
couchboyj: Vampire rules, you haven't been invited in
GrassVortex: and this is why QA is important LUL
0x6772: This is how you find out you're a vampire.
BusTed: The Shadow?
accountmadeforants: Maybe you'd fit through the door if you didn't increase your health by 10 MiniK
Foxmar320: lol
TXC2: Lamont Christanson
LordManiMani: Hooray!
30teracyte: huhhh
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
aerolend: LUL
BusTed: Alec Baldwin's The Shadow
Lysander_salamander: urgh
Critterbot: You brokeded it.
3cbb: oh shadowman like from gameclam
TehAmelie: it's the sound of dark breathe
Redbassist: Lol
DigitalSeahorse: I'm thinking a masked babadook
KintchD: It was "red orb destroy" noise, duh! :D
EldarLuin: Why anything, G. Why anything? eldarl1Smile
IbunWest: Shadow Man. From Mega Man 3
Pteraspidomorphi: I wanna say that whoever did this has a better handle on gameplay design than the designer of most of the games seen in W+P.
jaimeblacken: and PlayStation!
Thefluffiestguineapig: But if you are a revanent you aren't mortal
bytecaster: Doggo
jaimeblacken: it's a very bad game graham, I remember it
accountmadeforants: Oh noooo
Foxmar320: omg
Thefluffiestguineapig: NO
LordManiMani: Nope
Gizmoloid: aww
GaProgMan: @jaimeblacken And DreamCast
cgwonder: aww nooooo
jonnykefka: that was a noise I disliked
Jadenim: Now that's just sad
MAPBoardgames: Spider-dog faucet?
Lysander_salamander: I think there's a mind-control mist too?
bytecaster: Why
thebuzzstreams: You can not pet the dog
plundypops: I never felt sadder for a Hellbeast
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunCarp voxlunFoam
NewtyNewts: Very climactic
flatluigi: i think yellow debuffs your respawn time
TXC2: that was an upsetting sound
TehAmelie: who killed the dog?
Redbassist: Don't like that noise
Rhynerd: The dogs were bot ready for your ult
Foxmar320: Did we win
bytecaster: Why is the game establishing us as the bad guy
thelomdr: Clear mist freezes you
jonnykefka: the horse
LordManiMani: YeeeeeeeHAWWWW
FickleMuse: Yooooo
Jethrain: I'M A HORSE NOW
Foxmar320: wat
TXC2: ROCKET HORSE
richard_ermen: lrrAWESOME_TK
Nigouki: PONY!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: side scroller section?
Diabore: is this just darksiders?
KintchD: SMOL HORS
Critterbot: Smol horse! :D
EldarLuin: Yee... Ha
Kuhfeek: small horse
evilspoons983: wait, is this a 2.5D platformer now
Lysander_salamander: why this camera angle though?
Ackfu1: we side scorlling
kristian_fischer: Heeey, it's Elden Ring!
Jadenim: That's a very small horse
GrassVortex: wow
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh it's robot unicorn attack
JaymicUnyielding: Riding the DILU HORSE?!
HaphazardHaberdashery: So tiny horse
Pteraspidomorphi: Wait no
elkae: This game is so EPIC
cgwonder: that horse is defnitely too small
F0ll0wthr0ugh: excuse me? xD
TehAmelie: damn, that riding animation is less convincing than Monty Python and the Holy Grail
sethtriggs: Is this an early Gilson B. Pontes effort?
jonnykefka: oh it's a sonic sequence
matthaus_c: Radahn's horse got nothing on our boy here
LordManiMani: gdqClap gdqClap gdqClap
Thefluffiestguineapig: That horse is weirdly small
accountmadeforants: This person's played Darksiders alright
RealGamerCow: piff
GrassVortex: D: that is some weird movement
JaymicUnyielding: We gained Horsemanship!
thebuzzstreams: oh cool, we're finally playing subway surfer!
SpecctasaurusRex: Barbie's horse adventure vibes
TXC2: strap in chat
kristian_fischer: The camera is making sure you can't see ahead of you.
richard_ermen: He's also almost as big as his horse
Lysander_salamander: like a crap version of Crash Bandicoot
sophieghost: Horse cannot steer
EldarLuin: shayde16Fail
couchboyj: And thats why the pioneer's prefered rocks to horses
TheOtherTrevor: its an endless runner now
jonnykefka: the new Sonic games have this all over the place
GaProgMan: Worst Space Harrier ever
Thefluffiestguineapig: His toes are very close to the ground
Pinwiz11: Crash Bad-icoot
Foxmar320: oh this is garbage
bytecaster: Why does the dash look like we are turning though
BusTed: Got some General Radahn ratios here
FickleMuse: @pteraspidomorphi that's a reference I have not thought about in forever
silenceaux: Are those beam cycle turns?
3cbb: it's a subway surfers
WearingCats_CwC: That's a Darksiders looking horse
eric_christian_berg: Like Dressage!
codatski: It looked like a near 90° turn
LordManiMani: @couchboyj loooool
noSmokeFire: this sure is some epic trailer music
NewtyNewts: Oh, a proper camera angle?
LordManiMani: Perfect
cgwonder: real men don't use stirrups
3cbb: they should put this game in tiktoks with family guy funny moments
lirazel64: Horse is ass.
GaProgMan: Dude's horse riding ability is at late stage Malice Mizer levels
evilspoons983: so this is tron light cycles
Nigouki: this is jsut the Sonic bonus level!
TXC2: legs are clearly meant for a motorbike animation
Rhynerd: The torso moves appropriately but the legs dont
BusTed: I see a Pokestop to spin up there.
Thefluffiestguineapig: What is the giant cirble?
northos: lrrCIRCLE
TheWooglie: is that a stargate?
midnightcurryjazz: oh its starfield
LordManiMani: Giant target? Hyrule Ring Ruin?
Gizmoloid: oh new music? Boss music?
Kuhfeek: sky anus
accountmadeforants: That looks like a hacking puzzle!
johnalogue: This valley with minor obstacles reminds me of a W+P DB jam game (which was obviously much better)
Orannis0: I don't remember this part of Nier Automata
Thefluffiestguineapig: What is going on??????
LordManiMani: More dogs than expected!
Foxmar320: Oh gooooood
GaProgMan: @Kuhfeek I can't unsee it
TXC2: oh we're a tron cycle
Dromos_GHG: Mad Dash Thru Dog Canyon
codatski: I think our protag could loan some additional layers to the previous game's protag
FickleMuse: What is going oooon
Thefluffiestguineapig: Do you start over?
Thefluffiestguineapig: That is such horseshit
NightValien28: kanari12Drive kanari12Drive kanari12Drive
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: wow yeah at least this game unlike the waifu game managed to find the "epic action/adventure" category of royalty-free music
Mattmitchell45: Mmmmm Battletoads
AugmentingPath: go left
TXC2: no steer, ONLY teleport
SajuukSjet: and the dash is a recharge move
MAPBoardgames: Why should you use your legs when you can teleport?
matthaus_c: YOMI Teleport
plundypops: It looks like V is a jump or something
Khalahd: flappy ghost horse
GaProgMan: You can jump because reasons
jonnykefka: I give this game points for originality in the sense that this isn't just a bad copy
Thefluffiestguineapig: The random silences in the hoofbeats are weirding me out
jonnykefka: it's just...not good
TheAwkes: We've got a Battletoads in here.
TehAmelie: is this Robot Unicorn Attack 3D?
matthaus_c: the horse is an ability damping field
Pinwiz11: Snausages? Snausages on a horse!
plundypops: ah. Horse so powerful it binds your powers. lol.
kristian_fischer: Well, we're 0 for 2 tonight so far... Or 2 for 2, if you think about it.
noSmokeFire: I like your duster flapping through the horse's ass
Critterbot: Oh we Battletoads now! :D
couchboyj: He's using all his powers to not move, to save on the animations
TXC2: ah you like dags?
UnknownFriday: I love how much stuff gets credited to me.
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunBabhed
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: this is some Battletoads-level horseshit
Jadenim: I'm beginning to suspect this game is garbage...
SajuukSjet: and the dash needs to recharge, after use
LordZarano: But the dev couldn't figure out how to turn off the UI for the abilities for the horse section
Pteraspidomorphi: gasp
FickleMuse: Oh this is terrible but its doing it's own thing
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also this horse going full tilt in all that armor is deeply improbably
LordManiMani: Better music. The battle toads didn't look this cool tho
Thefluffiestguineapig: So if you choose wrong you just die
plundypops: Yeah the camera jerk doesn't help anything
matthaus_c: my eyes do not like that dash
Critterbot: @Jadenim What gave it away? :D
AniLunchbox: does it not say what's available in that prompt? I feel like they're skipping over instructions too fast
Juliamon: Your horse is probably panicking
Diabore: horse is a team player, it follows orders to a fault
TehAmelie: from here it looks like you're turning 180 every time
evilspoons983: HORSE TRAIN!
Anaerin: Can you hit A/D without the Slowmo/dash ability?
suvghxjb: Horse skill issue
johnalogue: This is a self-driving horse!
Ackfu1: Its a dead horse!
Diabore: @Juliamon "why am i shitting shaddows"
plundypops: LOL
cgwonder: uhhhhh
Foxmar320: ???
ContingentCat: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! There's no money in the tarp budget for that.
accountmadeforants: Ohhh, you didn't hear about the Dumb Horse recall?
GrassVortex: ??
TXC2: we've cracked the code?
johnalogue: (Aside: I despise self-driving cars...)
Gizmoloid: oh the horse can see the obstacles fine, it just DOESN'T CARE LUL
EldarLuin: lrrHERE
Jethrain: so the killbox is only on the floor?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Can we break it enough to be bearable
Gekyouryuu: Ah, heck, how much have I missed?
DaCardCzar: the damaging part must only be the bottom
wench_tacular: lrrGARBO
KintchD: "I've been to a desert on a horse with no eyes"
matthaus_c: Alex would be so qualified for QA jobs just on account of the bullshit in this show
Juliamon: Gekyouryuu You missed a waifu zombie game
MAPBoardgames: I'm guessing the dev couldn't figure out how to force you to move forward so they removed turning
Angnor33: I wonder if you're being damaged by them or if the dogs are catching up.
evilspoons983: did you hear about when a town in Quebec needed an emergency generator and CN just ripped up the rails and drove an engine down an asphalt street (very carefully)
Juliamon: That's it
TheMerricat: So just a heads up, the _all time_ player count for this game is 1, there are no reviews, no posts in the forum. I think Graham and Alex are the FIRST people other than the dev to play this....
darkcyril: You can lead a horse to obstacles, but you can't make them dodge.
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
couchboyj: The horse is aware of what game it is in, and wants out
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0x6772: If I were the horse, I'd want out of this game too.
TehAmelie: what if we did Robot Unicorn Attack, but with over the shoulder camera? and a perfectly flat map
Thefluffiestguineapig: @KintchD A blind horse isn't this dumb normally
Pinwiz11: Please turn, Horse? Neigh
Foxmar320: The horse activly wants you to die
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I mean hitting the spikes doesn't seem to DO anything except halt your forward motion so yeah maybe the horse is just confused why you keep stopping and restarting.
NewtyNewts: Recalling our newest brand, the Mustang
BusTed: wilburr
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kristian_fischer: I'm... Peter Graves
Robot_Bones: Turns out Horse is big dog, not in a good way
matthaus_c: Equestrian Recall, pay 1 mana to put 3 cards on the bottom of your library
kristian_fischer: Neighperson
ghyllnox: "Unfortunately our horses were incurably depressed"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Mr. Edd after his midlife crisis
Verrain2: We have been trying to reach you about your horse's extended warranty.
LordManiMani: Pro Gaming!
Arikell: @TehAmelie I've been waiting for the music to switch to erasure any second
Diabore: SCAM
KintchD: @Thefluffiestguineapig Fair... couldn't find a better substitute for "with no name" though ;)
Diabore: NEXT
cgwonder: robbed!
Foxmar320: Wow we got robbed
thetoastmonster: the choral music is pretty banging though
Thefluffiestguineapig: YOUR SHITTY MECHANICS HAVE TO AT LEAST FUNCTION
kristian_fischer: Burn it! Burn it all down!
BigDaddyBland87: game broke...moving on
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DigitalSeahorse: voxlunBabhed
SmithKurosaki: Garbage!
betweenmyself: Future patch notes: “Modified horse stupidity scalars to more accurately reflect a horse’s will to live”
thebuzzstreams: and now for something completely different
MAPBoardgames: At least waifu boobs functioned
TXC2: Flith!
ani_laurel: just got here, that music rips
matthaus_c: this dev plays Modern because that was a scam
Pal_Friendpatine: lrrGARBO
Rhynerd: Maybe this dev should find a studio that needs an artist.
Jethrain: unusual to see one of these where the non-english language is arabic
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyTrash_TK lrrGARBO
Thefluffiestguineapig: Prequel
Thefluffiestguineapig: It was how we became a curse revenant
LordManiMani: Skel
NewtyNewts: What an intro
flatluigi: smash cut
laff_o_tron: Graham, I was watching CtS Glurp and noticed that one of the sponsors is Dave's Discount Gravity, and now my headcanon is Dave's Spokesman runs Glurp
Jadenim: Oh, good start!
Caffine1138: starting off strong
noSmokeFire: ribcages? in THIS economy?
GrassVortex: Great start extraLUL
kristian_fischer: What are those arms STUCK ON???
Thefluffiestguineapig: I can't see anything
wench_tacular: flawless
MAPBoardgames: That guy? He couldn't escape.
Diabore: oh thisll be goooood
TXC2: how are these connected ?
EldarLuin: Getting You Can't Do That on Television flashbacks.
KintchD: Smash cut to bleached half-skellington...?
Jethrain: graphics mode: hight?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: is....that man has no clavicle...wait is that the skeleton of the waifu girl??
DaxStrife: 0 to skeleton
Kuhfeek: the shoulder bones connected to the missing bone
SquareDotCube: Get yourself together man
eric_christian_berg: As Ed Wood said, "Nobody notices those little details."
thebuzzstreams: mood
CouldntPickAUsername: I think that might be the waifu skeleton
betweenmyself: Per the prior two games, what are the chances that *we* are the Evil Ritual?
elkae: Gosh Alex’s laugh is the cure for so many things PrideUwu
matthaus_c: at least this doesn't /sound/ like TTS?
MungoDude: you already got ye lamp
EldarLuin: We're a vampire
Thefluffiestguineapig: This game will be great if it uses speech to text like that hand game
flatluigi: nito
KintchD: Also Time-To-Skeleton -- unparalleled!
UnknownFriday: Does anyone remember the command for the Let's Nope bingo?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Um
kristian_fischer: This game is also better not to find.
TehAmelie: is there just one hand lantern model every game uses?
Pteraspidomorphi: We're unique and special
EldarLuin: lol
Foxmar320: Jump scare?
Pteraspidomorphi: Because no one else played the game
TheAinMAP: lrrHERE
SomebodyNowhere: jumpscare!
TXC2: Sump Jcare
GaProgMan: The evil animeye
MAPBoardgames: Startling is just as good as scaring.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Why is there a Greek style urn there?
laff_o_tron: Graham, I was watching CtS Glurp and noticed that one of the sponsors is Dave's Discount Gravity, and now my headcanon is Dave's Spokesman runs Glurp
Diabore: this is a very realistic representation of how much light a lantern would give
matthaus_c: East Sump Jacres
Foxmar320: Oh good a maze
kristian_fischer: Next, dubstep Jack O' Lantern.
Juliamon: wow, this lamp is impressivly useless
CodeIndigo: is there a reason for the lantern to give off slightly less light than a crushed cigar?
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
BigDaddyBland87: oh goody...a labyrinth
Thefluffiestguineapig: @laff_o_tron That makes so much sense!!!!!!!!
Lysander_salamander: wow
SomebodyNowhere: not the demons
Foxmar320: Oh no the demons
ContingentCat: oh noooo
Kuhfeek: that's the demons wall
EldarLuin: in red paint
GaProgMan: Because if you make it dark and put the player in a confusing maze, that's scary... right?
TehAmelie: who are we to argue with a wall
empyreon: d..d...d...deaaaaaamons
Lysander_salamander: well, ok
evilspoons983: Amazing.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: demons take this entrance
TXC2: oh they was dark sided
Thefluffiestguineapig: Were there exclamation points on the wall??
Jadenim: Primary source, right there
matthaus_c: this is like when third graders draw a pentagram on the school lunch table
Pinwiz11: Demons? Why not write Pie?
kristian_fischer: Just the tip, Graham
NewtyNewts: MS Paint Airbrush effects
couchboyj: Love, Laugh, Demons
KV1NN4: STAND AGAINST THE... demons?
SomebodyNowhere: someone walked to the end of a very long hall to right demons on the wall
ContingentCat: it's just a reminder note
cgwonder: oh noooo not the demons who announce their presence by writing demons in the wall! they're the worst1
Mnemonicman: Oh no. The Demons have the Comic Sans
DigitalSeahorse: "My tag is Demons."
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Next is a jump-scare with the word BOO written on the wall
TXC2: real fake door!
Redbassist: Demons? In this economy?
Orannis0: Demons? In MY procedurally generated maze? It's more likely than you'd think.
ArcadeEngineer: is this a keys game as well as a maze game?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Why random rattan rug?
SquareDotCube: Need to get the dinosaur
GaProgMan: @SomebodyNowhere the looked at it, arms akimbo, and thought, "yup. That'll do it."
Thefluffiestguineapig: The shiniest Jack-o-lanterns
flatluigi: is that a gelatinous cube
Foxmar320: Fog door?
Ackfu1: The demons made them
Jadenim: I'm actually surprised the jack o'lantern isn'#t a monster
matthaus_c: WHAT
Foxmar320: WAT
empyreon: WUT
flatluigi: WHAT
DaCardCzar: Woa
johnalogue: Aren't Jack 'O Lanterns supposed to deter evil?
Redbassist: Hack
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAAAT
matthaus_c: that's not the verb I was expecting
TXC2: hack the slip gate
TehAmelie: hack the matrix
margieargie: i'm in
betweenmyself: Next we’ll find a bowl of peeled grapes
Mnemonicman: Hack the moon
Diabore: wasnt expecting that prompt
cgwonder: huh?
EldarLuin: Yas
Critterbot: O-okay...?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: maybe this dark ritual is in a Spirit Halloween
JessKay: not the verb I was expecting
BigDaddyBland87: Hack the system
MehallD: Hack the Planet!
MAPBoardgames: Traverse the teal light
VrolikSyndrome: HELL yeah
accountmadeforants: Is this some kinda Captcha?
DigitalSeahorse: what'd it just call me?
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: It’s one of those laser party lights from Spencer’s!
Tempest2097: What
Juliamon: What a weird mechanic
johnalogue: What is this, some kind of neurological test?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, this is just a test from the optometrist
DigitalSeahorse: I'm no Hack
kristian_fischer: Where's Drunk Adam Jensen when we need him?
noSmokeFire: bwomp
richard_ermen: O_o
Tempest2097: This is the worst Capcha
GrassVortex: oh this is terrible
Kuhfeek: time hacking
DigitalSeahorse: weird lock
duke_dice: you know the hacking.
Thefluffiestguineapig: We need some Hubbardium to help us do this
CouldntPickAUsername: now
cgwonder: this is such a stupid mini game
accountmadeforants: Picture that, Captchas with RNG
blip2004: so I had a job application make me do suduko but this is crazy
Bassios: This is certainly a... different hacking minigame
Pteraspidomorphi: Shlorp
TXC2: and this is timed
Foxmar320: ???
Diabore: k???
johnalogue: The only hack on display here is the dev, haaaaa.
TehAmelie: you have to match your clock to the random times you are shifting through?
SquidVorb: This feels like a mobile game
Critterbot: You're in?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or to want Borneo too
EldarLuin: "I'm in"
cgwonder: blop
Thefluffiestguineapig: ????????
emberBecky: ran out of.. time?
Gizmoloid: slurp
BusTed: cool hack
EricTheOrange: hack that magic wall
Mangledpixel: shlormph
NewtyNewts: big hacks
Jadenim: Yes my grape keeper?
noSmokeFire: you slurped it
Gadora: At least it's a novel hacking mechanic. Not good, but novel.
Foxmar320: KEY!
richard_ermen: You hacked...."reality"
SpacePotato01: ooh, he hacked time
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: you hacked the spooky maze
QuixoticScrivener: you're a wizard harry
BITs19_: keys, to be expected
3cbb: it's a hack 'n' slash
SpacePotato01: like in Kung Fury
GaProgMan: You are hackerman... or hackerdemon.. or something
ani_laurel: Key to a key! back to a classic
Pteraspidomorphi: This is some good garbage
MAPBoardgames: As far as a bs-mini-game goes, that was pretty good.
Ard_Rhys: Is that the stupidest hacking minigame of all time?
Jethrain: oh this one's something special
Redbassist: So salty, these demons
DigitalSeahorse: we've been hacked
Thefluffiestguineapig: Did you "hack" that tomb open?
NewtyNewts: I remember that song
UnboundLaconicness: I guess it was hack o'clock.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: to be fair that made about as much sense as most other "hacking" minigames
CodeIndigo: Move Your Dead Bones!
Juliamon: Better than the Bethesda lockpick anyway
MAPBoardgames: I agree!
matthaus_c: you're bones
SomebodyNowhere: wheres the torso
elkae: Such good ol’ fashioned garbage today 🤌
betweenmyself: Man these Evil Rituals have some glaring Day One vulnerabilities
GaProgMan: More skellimens!
noSmokeFire: they stole his damn sternum!
Thefluffiestguineapig: With no ribbs?
SaxPython: You can now see time. Just wait til you can smell space.
DaCardCzar: They ate out key
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I think that's the waifu's skeleton
Thefluffiestguineapig: No feet
Diabore: no hands, no feet, no midsection
ani_laurel: how is it staying in the manacles?
thebuzzstreams: move your dead bones was a total bop
midnightcurryjazz: death by snu snu
TXC2: with no feet or torso
DaCardCzar: our*
Sorator13: no, that was meta commentary on the game
Anaerin: "God, this is terrible" that's a weird place to put a game review pullquote.
DigitalSeahorse: or feet
Pinwiz11: The skeleton in the closet has no f'ing neck
noSmokeFire: poor jimmy no feets
accountmadeforants: "Oh my God, someone's been hunting people with identical skeletons and then arranging them the exact same way!"
NewtyNewts: No collarbone, no ribcage... he'll never play the xylophone
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also why did it give us that key for a dead end?
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TheAwkes: How many bones are supposed to be in a human skeleton? Anyway, here's 13 of them.
JaymicUnyielding: Alas, poor *checks notes* floyd
MAPBoardgames: The legbone connects to the jaw bone!
SomebodyNowhere: oh no pots
matthaus_c: I'm a human with the skeleton of a pokémon
KintchD: NOT THE JARS
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh no! JARS
SquareDotCube: He's half the man he used to be
BigDaddyBland87: oh no jars
Mattmitchell45: These are either Phasmaphonia or FOREWARNED ghost sound effects
SomebodyNowhere: ok
Foxmar320: hahahaa
accountmadeforants: LUL
Thefluffiestguineapig: It made us solve a puzzle to see the same skeleton model
noSmokeFire: that was the jar's music
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOPY
sethtriggs: The .mp3 ran out
cgwonder: oh no, not... the urns!
Creature_Comforts: D: He has no torso!
SomebodyNowhere: terrible
FormOfSquirrel: Hey, now! You'll learn better than to not fear No-Torso Timmy!
bippityjones: NotLikeThis
Thefluffiestguineapig: One arm down now!!!!!!!
SpacePotato01: you have urned the next jumpscare
NoxStryx: It is called cridocania displasia, dustin from stranger things has it
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Jadenim: But how many ceramic urns do YOU make?
elkae: The dev couldn’t afford the rest of the skellies
TehAmelie: then gradually the game morphs into the Egypt level in Prayer Warriors
Gekyouryuu: The lack of body makes it an unable-to-jump scare
Rhynerd: No torsos allowed in this town.
matthaus_c: this game feels like listening to toddlers tell a joke
GaProgMan: It's Night of the Non-Living Urns!
Jethrain: goddamn spooky's house of jumpscares was doing this on purpose and didn't come CLOSE
Pteraspidomorphi: I'm sad the sound didn't play again by the urns
TXC2: "no feet, no ribs, no clavicals, not a single luxary"
AniLunchbox: really hoping the pay off is an art installation made of all the ribs and spines
GaProgMan: That was the "fake door"
cgwonder: there's really aliens guys, this other guy who I can't tell you about told me he saw them
NewtyNewts: Someone I was talking to was convinced by it.
jaimeblacken: this time they showed the actual "corpses" of the aliens. they look silly.
SomebodyNowhere: wat
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 That last one was also missing a hand. Maybe they are slowly taking away pieces?
ArcadeEngineer: i genuinely think i could make a better fake alien corpse
JessKay: badum
Jethrain: they can and will
Foxmar320: Booo
BusTed: drawfeGoodjoke
RaidenFirewing: OH ALEX
DigitalSeahorse: hahahha
FlamingSpipernado: thisis223Lol
wench_tacular: jlrrNo
Critterbot: That was just all sorts of dumb, but also very cute. :D
ArcadeEngineer: with like 50 quid
Brozard: DAMMIT
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also why did they wind up that music sting
elkae: Wowwwww
Jadenim: SLOW CLAP
LordZarano: escher3PUN
Pteraspidomorphi: I might own a licence for this jack o'lantern asset
DigitalSeahorse: hehehhe
Rhynerd: Some of my 40k friends were just talking about the latest alien thing
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Tempest2097: MOOOM
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAAAT
MAPBoardgames: That was different torsoless skeleton
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I don't think it's that they keep doing it, I think they didn't know how to turn off the sound effect trigger after the first time...
SomebodyNowhere: DO NOT
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: I was at a party last week, and a friend's friend tried to convince me that we have proof humans and dinosaurs coexisted and the Smithsonian won't let them carbon date the bones cause it would probs the timeline ks wrong...😑
Tempest2097: Do NOT come in to the secret room without me
GreatWahooney: PogChamp
JaymicUnyielding: Oh well done alex
cgwonder: don't go in my rooom MOOOOOM
Diabore: its not a room, its just another hallway
matthaus_c: now you're just somebody that I used to be in rooms with
kumatsu: the room feels so empty without me
VanAvant: That demon has a Samsung
blip2004: every door is a hallway
noSmokeFire: it's 100% the jar's music
SomebodyNowhere: evil!
betweenmyself: Worst game of PacMan ever
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zelukester: XD
Pteraspidomorphi: Evil is right there!"
BigDaddyBland87: EVIL!!!!
DigitalSeahorse: evil!
Kuhfeek: the evil wall
Pteraspidomorphi: 20cm away!
Tandtroll_OG: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
NewtyNewts: Eeeeeeeevillllll
baltimore_667083: serge!
TehAmelie: have you noticed the walls and floor are stone but the ceiling is wood?
Tempest2097: Evil AND Demons
Astramentha: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
bippityjones: barrDoor BibleThump BibleThump BibleThump BibleThump BibleThump BibleThump BibleThump BibleThump
Foxmar320: What kind of evil are we talking about here?
matthaus_c: the brew crew is EVIL
Rourke9: I extremely doubt that it is
kumatsu: what a time for Serge to show up
SmithKurosaki: e v i l
DigitalSeahorse: E vil
johnalogue: There's evil here!
TXC2: EVIL? in this this maze?
couchboyj: Someone call Mermaid Man!
Redbassist: Is it near?
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MehallD: Hot Evil near you
Barb4rian: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergePrideLove sergeHeart sergeHeart
joallthedogs: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
KV1NN4: Evil Live here
kristian_fischer: Yeah, Serge is here. EVIL!
SalmirAeon: Every Villain Is Lemons!
MrSarkhan: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
evilspoons983: ME!
Lysander_salamander: Hello raiders
Rhynerd: Evil? In this dungeon?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Evil?? In MY horror escape maze??
JaymicUnyielding: Is the evil rear us???
TXC2: Hello raiders
GaProgMan: If there isn't a rule about every time Alex makes a pun, he should be clubbed.
FeverRadish: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
Thefluffiestguineapig: @I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo Do they live close to Lexington? I think that's where the Creation museum and it's raptors in saddles are
Anaerin: Evil? In *this* dungeon? It's more likely than you think!
Juliamon: Welcome Brew Crew! This game is Evil! And there are Demons!
MAPBoardgames: duskvHypf
rentar42: some people are bad at "show, don't tell" ... and some people have never heard of it ...
ani_laurel: I ended up interviewing someone who was convinced that the Smithonian and the Catholic Church were hiding evidence of giants. It was a...lot. We didn't hire her
EricTheOrange: welcome to the lamest horror game
darkcyril: Not just Evil. It's EViL
tru_boredom: I love former IWGP heavyweight Champion EVIL
cgwonder: hi brew crew!
Thefluffiestguineapig: STOP IT
SomebodyNowhere: why are all the torsos missing
Pseudonymn: DUNDUN
Orannis0: The curse was bad grafitti artists all along
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
Tandtroll_OG: "jump scare"!
matthaus_c: are we playing as Jerry Seinfeld
sethtriggs: Sting 3 dot WAV
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: There's an urban myth that Pace once market tested extra mild salsa for the American Midwest. This feels similar, but horror
aerolend: "Evil Ritual - DUNDUN"
Angnor33: Most relatable narrator for these games ever. I'm 100% with him.
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MrSarkhan: Attempting to be Amnesia
GaProgMan: @matthaus_c what is the DEAL with these skeleton?
Electrodyne: Toot
DigitalSeahorse: assuming the gender of a skeleton
cgwonder: excuse you
Redbassist: lrrGARBO
Foxmar320: Loudly beefing it
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also I am fairly sure they are all now missing torso but a different arrangement of other bones as well
NoxStryx: Mmmm beef
SomebodyNowhere: ooh something
SmithKurosaki: Ghost farts? In MY video game?
MAPBoardgames: It isn't even jumpscares. Its just a sting
Bassios: Genuinely thought that was a fart
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: so far I think the Evil Ritual might be happening in an off-season Spirit Halloween.
Tandtroll_OG: That sounded like a fart to anyone else?
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
RaidenFirewing: oh that is a new noise
LordManiMani: 👀
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGARBO
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait
duckace11: This is a scary game that wouldn't even require the Safety hoody of Serge
TehAmelie: oh, that was a big ol basement
Sorator13: do they though? do they?
accountmadeforants: I hope it's desensitizing you to the jumpscare buildup so it can really shock you one time
Foxmar320: Fake book
KV1NN4: hey i rememebr this level in Amnesia Dark Descent!
noSmokeFire: oh hey, color theory on the floor there
KV1NN4: XD
Thefluffiestguineapig: Why is the book not covered in blood
MehallD: A
TXC2: one bell, time for lunch
SomebodyNowhere: A
NewtyNewts: a
empyreon: A
LordManiMani: Lolol
zigboy22: A
CodeIndigo: A
MAPBoardgames: AAAAA!!
Kuhfeek: the A wall
baltimore_667083: A
margieargie: Oh, whoever decorated this room studied color theory at least
GrassVortex: A
Scarbble: A
SpacePotato01: These stairs make me suspicious
Amentur: A
emberBecky: what does it meaaaan
baltimore_667083: C
ani_laurel: No no its pronounced aaagh
Thefluffiestguineapig: Why are the logs covered in blood?????
SmithKurosaki: ABCD?
Pharmacistjudge: So it’s succeeding at being startling but not frightening.
couchboyj: Demons Evil A B C
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: man Sesame Street got weird after HBO bought the license
Rhynerd: Someone was learning their alphabet
GaProgMan: @ani_laurel back of the throat
mwlsn: P’raps he died while carving it
Astramentha: 🔠
TXC2: heart n brain is my salt n pepper cover band
MAPBoardgames: 387
NoxStryx: @thefluffiestguineapig it happens when you strain too much
NewtyNewts: something something Jill Sandwich
ani_laurel: @GaProgMan Thank you
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh PrideFloat B key
Pharmacistjudge: What was that house of jump scares game?
Tandtroll_OG: Please give me a new brain, mine arrived broken and I'd like a refund
SomebodyNowhere: uhhh
DigitalSeahorse: kitty!
RaidenFirewing: that was cat
Foxmar320: OMG :D
empyreon: excuse me
kristian_fischer: MEOW!
Aenir798: Was that a cat???
margieargie: escher3MEOW
Lysander_salamander: meow?
EricTheOrange: and ask the wizard for some courage while your at it
SomebodyNowhere: sir?
thebuzzstreams: excuse me kitty?
Reecer6: that was a cat
TheMerricat: So to answer Alex's question looking online this is _not_ procedurally generated. Also the maze apparently can be be in under an hour....
Critterbot: Whoa excuse me?
Angnor33: That was a cat
Thefluffiestguineapig: KITTY
SaxPython: Graffiti dial up Internet sounds
cgwonder: what???
iris_of_ether: escher3MEOW
MikoKisai: who stepped on a cat
CouldntPickAUsername: my cat twitched at that
TehAmelie: a weird fart is what it was
Tiber727: This game is attempting to be scary with only static objects.
MungoDude: 387, like the coprocessor?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: kitty!!
SomebodyNowhere: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! The old man is enraged by your pleasantries.
darkcyril: Cat scare!
Electrodyne: It was the cart who farted
Mattmitchell45: A Cat on a Bungie
johnalogue: Maybe activating the traps so they're already fired?
zigboy22: Dun Dun dDun Dun
Pteraspidomorphi: Maybe this is secretly waifus again
Rhynerd: Turning traps on and off would be nice.
GaProgMan: @couchboyj Abcedekijekyyl MNowerskewyxs
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: forget the rest of the game there's a cat that needs our help!
noSmokeFire: is this the catgirl the kids are always talking about?
Thefluffiestguineapig: These are not blood smears
kumatsu: Where's the Beef?
Lysander_salamander: Someone saw the trailer to "the Grudge"
zelukester: I just thought they had a mohawk
GrassVortex: extraLUL extraLUL
SymphonicLolita: LUL
accountmadeforants: We finally found one of the skelly torsos!
Chichen: 💀
eric_christian_berg: Just couldn't translate the И, eh?
Thefluffiestguineapig: They are absolutely just red paint
SomebodyNowhere: beware flying skulls
BigDaddyBland87: Force push!!
Scarbble: the bone zone
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh man a game where you get a cat out of increasingly bizarre situations would kinda rule
Lord_Hosk: IM SPOOPED!
kristian_fischer: Again! Again!
TXC2: GET SKULLED
blip2004: that would have been cool... in another game
Pharmacistjudge: !findquote pumpkin
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Astramentha: Skull YEET
baltimore_667083: scared
SomebodyNowhere: Uff
DigitalSeahorse: xD
AugmentingPath: welcome to skull toss
Chichen: scared
The_Myrdin: Ooh, I love Amnesia
MAPBoardgames: Uff
NewtyNewts: scurred
MungoDude: LUL
accountmadeforants: "Uff"
zigboy22: LuL
emberBecky: uff..
Foxmar320: :D
Gekyouryuu: Uff
Thefluffiestguineapig: LUL
Scarbble: scared.
NorthstarTex: scared.
empyreon: LUL
kumatsu: Scared?
0x6772: "No, not really."
TXC2: the WALL is SCARED!
bippityjones: This is more enjoyable than Layer of Fear
TehAmelie: R U scared yet?
Tempest2097: LUL
red_shoes_jeff: uff
CodeIndigo: ScArEd
EricTheOrange: well are you?
Lysander_salamander: I miss Spooky's House of Jumpscares
Rhynerd: Scared
Angnor33: scared
SomebodyNowhere: are you scared yet
SpacePotato01: Truly outrageous.
margieargie: Oh yeah, -very- scared. eeeeeek.
lirazel64: Someone strangling a cat?
DigitalSeahorse: are you....SCARED?
ani_laurel: With my dying action I will write "scared"
BigDaddyBland87: Wall says scared so I have to be scared now
RixtonSnek: okay, this must be a parody
HaphazardHaberdashery: Is that a statement or question?
Inquisitor_Xian: these are the same scares as spookys house of jumpscares
Critterbot: It's trying so hard to be scary but failing so miserably, it's actually kind of cute.
codatski: Hey I'll give it to them, they started switching it up lol
betweenmyself: So funny I pooed myself… Out of hilariousness pennyWhat
Tom_Bruise: just an endless string of jumpscares?
Pteraspidomorphi: Ah, the skeleton dimension
flatluigi: spooky's house of jumpscares is good
Thefluffiestguineapig: That sounds awesome!!!
Tempest2097: Zoldo?
Gekyouryuu: Sequel to room of 1000 snakes?
baltimore_667083: triforce!
GaProgMan: Triforce!
AugmentingPath: you died with the snakes
Anubis169: what's this Spooky's House of Self-Referential In jokes?
johnalogue: Is the room itself scared, or what?
Pteraspidomorphi: The triforce!
BigDaddyBland87: Baby's first scary game
Chichen: they LOVE the triforce
Gekyouryuu: Ah, yes
Foxmar320: The triforce!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @flatluigi Can confirm
NewtyNewts: Tri Forks
couchboyj: Triforce is not scary
zigboy22: triforce
SomebodyNowhere: no music sting tho so clearly its not important
Mangledpixel: just need to try force
Angnor33: Weird Zelda mod.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Triforcing these jump scares
TXC2: I wonder if house of 1000 snakes still works
Foxmar320: So were in Hyrule somewhere im guessing
betweenmyself: Can’t get through the door? Try force!
Pharmacistjudge: Tears of the kingdom mods have gone a long way
Foxmar320: Didn't know the new Zelda was already out
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also we are triforcing progress
GaProgMan: Moar hacking
ThibbleBird: Cat time
HbombAndFriends: House of 1000 Skeletons = Moopsie Buffett
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHY
Kuhfeek: So far, this is the best game of the stream
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: listen this hacking "minigame" has as much to do with actual hacking as most other hacking minigames
EricTheOrange: "HAH! I hacked your magic energy wall with my clocks
TXC2: who knows
brainbosh: I think you have to survive to the timer
MAPBoardgames: Next one, you should try it
GaProgMan: If only they knew on Star Trek that a force field could be beaten by showing it clocks.
TXC2: only time
ThibbleBird: While we may be scared we can hack
noSmokeFire: time for jars
Jethrain: i guess it fails you if you don't hit the time when it shows?
wench_tacular: this creature
cgwonder: which creature?
Rhynerd: I guess if you miss your time symbol the hack is cancelled?
MAPBoardgames: duskvHypf
zigboy22: jackolantern
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: the music, apparently
johnalogue: THIS creature. The lack thereof?
thebuzzstreams: Are we the creature?
kumatsu: pumpkin spice season is out of control
Lysander_salamander: Is this "satire?"
ThibbleBird: Well we finally get attacked by the creature now
baltimore_667083: blood
SomebodyNowhere: if we find "THIS creature"
Foxmar320: Chris's blood
Scarbble: blood
Tempest2097: LUL oh NOOOO
Reecer6: blood
Anaerin: Apogee's Blood.
SomebodyNowhere: blood
DigitalSeahorse: boold yall
noSmokeFire: MY blood? it's more likely than you might think
Tandtroll_OG: Imagine blood!
Reecer6: and bits of sick
ani_laurel: someone please clip"what creatre?" as a jack=o=lantern is revealed
GaProgMan: "It's blood. I hope it's not Chris' blood."
Pteraspidomorphi: I can't stop laughing
johnalogue: His reaction is ours, "whose blood, though?"
ThibbleBird: scared
3cbb: there'll be a half second QTE at the very end of the game and if you lose it you start over completely
couchboyj: Both
NewtyNewts: As soon as it happens, it won't have any checkpointing and you'll have to start over.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I feel like someone is just learning how to use a can of spraypaint
TehAmelie: is the HOUSE scared?
kristian_fischer: Scurd!
WearingCats_CwC: The scare chords have just given up at this point
TXC2: WHO?!
JaymicUnyielding: I hope it isn't... Chris's blood...
BusTed: this game is making me a-key
NewtyNewts: And that's the actual ending.
Critterbot: A key? But which key!?
darkcyril: "Perhaps he was dictating."
rentar42: the blood on the walls is trying to communicate with you
midnightcurryjazz: If you are scared they are scared
Metric_Furlong: man, remember Anatomy? that was a fun game
ThibbleBird: Now it told us to hide…we haven’t found a single thing to hide in
GaProgMan: What if the house was inside us, all along?
Rhynerd: For a moment I thought there was a cannon in the room.
betweenmyself: I would presume the failure state is being unable to complete the game before some unforeseen memory leak crashes the game
SquareDotCube: Maybe it's the other scared
DigitalSeahorse: when I imagine blood walls that isn't what comes to mind
TXC2: given the lack of a surporting wall, the house should be scared
Jadenim: I'd love it if this is just luring you into a false sense of security
Tempest2097: Housekeeping
Redbassist: At least the lantern doesn't go out or needs battery oil
TheMerricat: The youtube walkthrough of the entire game is 17 min long and that's including the creator's waffle time at the start......
baltimore_667083: le fishe
GaProgMan: But which part of him is the eye?>
MAPBoardgames: The monster is an enderman?
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunCarp feesh
SomebodyNowhere: SabaPing
ThibbleBird: So just look straight down
NewtyNewts: flat feesh texture in box
Tandtroll_OG: Ah I see they have enderman in this gane
Mangledpixel: Today's fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal.
Pharmacistjudge: pharma2Vial
darkcyril: Is that the Last of Waifus over there?
bippityjones: unholy134Wuvyu
kusinohki: meows
DigitalSeahorse: digita435LOVE
johnalogue: I mean, I'd rather not look people in the eye anyways.
TehAmelie: "No," said the blood on the wall. "Demons." Then zombie.
Jadenim: @Mangledpixel Fiiish!
kumatsu: that scream was 100% "I am enjoying a rollercoaster"
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSHINE
ThibbleBird: Time for the funny scary!
Rhynerd: Oh no
baltimore_667083: why?
RaidenFirewing: why indeed
emberBecky: WHY
CodeIndigo: y
accountmadeforants: y indeed
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: yeah we're gonna go down a hallway and see a carefully-written "quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog"
Simriel: Why
EricTheOrange: HAHAHA
SomebodyNowhere: WHY
matthaus_c: tell me why!
TXC2: why indeed
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kusinohki Are you the secret gladiator?
GaProgMan: TELL ME WHY
zelukester: philosphy!
SK__Ren: Yes, WHY
thebuzzstreams: the question we all ask
wench_tacular: why indeed
kristian_fischer: Yeah, game. WHY?
rentar42: isn't that what we're all asking?
Kuhfeek: good question
sethtriggs: Ba Dum!
margieargie: I'm asking the same thing, game
Foxmar320: Why? I ask myself that all the time
GaProgMan: TELLLLL ME WHY
BigDaddyBland87: We have the same thought game
aClonedPickle: next jump scare asks WHY NOT?
Tangsm: Ah, the Y door.
GDwarble: Why not?
Tandtroll_OG: I think we all wonder that
EricTheOrange: I dunno game you tell me.
Thefluffiestguineapig: THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW
Jadenim: I think we can all get o board with that one
Angnor33: What? Where? How?
raulghoulia: the nozzle is calibrating
SomebodyNowhere: hi
NewtyNewts: spray-normal paint
Angnor33: When?
Foxmar320: hahahahaaaa
johnalogue: Yes. Once again, the protagonist speaks for the player! Why?
SmithKurosaki: The game wants to know WHY you broke the spraycan
baltimore_667083: oh it actually is a gladiator!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh it IS a gladiator
silenceaux: Hey you didn't die instantly!
SpacePotato01: He's glad to yeet ya
sethtriggs: That is LABORED.
TXC2: secutor?
BusTed: FBtouchdown
MungoDude: GG
TehAmelie: Melvin Potts? but we talked about this, you're supposed to be in therapy
MikoKisai: Victory!
Tandtroll_OG: Dont look him in the eye I guess?
NewtyNewts: hm
SomebodyNowhere: victory
TheMerricat: Yep. You won.
Foxmar320: We dids it
zigboy22: Yay
rentar42: no longer scared!
Inquisitor_Xian: maximus decimus arurallius
ani_laurel: huzzah
accountmadeforants: Success!
EricTheOrange: yay.....
flatluigi: HS18GG
suvghxjb: Thought it was a tf2 model for a second
NoxStryx: Some call him TIM
Kuhfeek: omg
Metric_Furlong: lrrGOAT
TXC2: we "won"
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: the name of that kind of gladiator is "bad" because they seem to have no armor and no weapons
BigDaddyBland87: FBtouchdown
zelukester: congrautiona!
Astramentha: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok........
Haroldholmes25: just a kind of gladiator graham used to know
JessKay: you're winner!
SK__Ren: Now its just some gladiator you used to know
Simriel: Only to end up on another terrible place
thebuzzstreams: and we still have to go to work after this
johnalogue: I mean, "terrible place" seems like an overstatement.
Pteraspidomorphi: GJ!
matthaus_c: roll credits!
Kuhfeek: you did it!
GrassVortex: extraLUL extraLUL
SaxPython: Gg
TehAmelie: holy cats
Tempest2097: That was it?
TalpTheScot: speed run!
IbunWest: merlekClap
kristian_fischer: HA!
NewtyNewts: Speedrun!
SomebodyNowhere: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
GaProgMan: You win the game
sethtriggs: You're Winner!
Orannis0: SUCCESS!!
Lord_Hosk: You did it! you escaped from tarkov!
sophieghost: Congrulations!
jaimeblacken: how much money was this
Anubis169: You!
TheAinMAP: 2020Victory
MAPBoardgames: 10/10, no notes!
SymphonicLolita: 10/10 no notes
rentar42: Congratulations!
raulghoulia: congratulations
Pseudonymn: gg no re
CodeIndigo: the worst play it forward ever
wench_tacular: victory! lrrHORN
codatski: Eyyy
Angnor33: Congratulations!
cgwonder: you did it!!!!!
LostThePirate: XD
Anubis169: Is!
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
Anubis169: Win!
Lysander_salamander: a hero is you
RedXBen: GG
bippityjones: 2020Shred
ThibbleBird: New PB
SmithKurosaki: sergeGG
Tandtroll_OG: Congrations
GaProgMan: A winner is you
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: "WHY" indeed game
cheezweazl: numotGG
NorthstarTex: GG!
Sorator13: There were an awful lot of "do this" and "don't do that" directions for how to handle that gladiator when all you had to do was walk briskly out the door
Aenir798: You won!
red_shoes_jeff: yay
ranoras: Myrmidon?
TXC2: you are winner ha ha ha
EricTheOrange: @LoadingReadyRun I gotta ask, was this a free game?
insanecat6mtg: sergeGG
laff_o_tron: Graham, I was watching CtS Glurp and noticed that one of the sponsors is Dave's Discount Gravity, and now my headcanon is Dave's Spokesman runs Glurp
Mangledpixel: I used to have little pewter figures of all the types of gladiator - I cannot remember any of the kinds though
TheMerricat: Remember that note with the code in it? the code you never used?
codatski: Uh huh
Lord_Hosk: You did it! you escaped from tarkov!
Rhynerd: Stay tuned for Evil Ritual 2
Angnor33: lrrSHINE lrrSIG lrrJUDGECALL
Sandboxgamer27: But what was behind the other A door?
Simriel: @johnalogue I mean yeah I have been in worse places on purposen
Anubis169: LOL
TheWooglie: could you imagine if it had NG+?
WizardOfDocs: lrrSHINE
jaimeblacken: how much was this man i have to know
johnalogue: It was messy and dilapidated, and the owner of the house was rather belligerent. Not terrible.
SomebodyNowhere: it took them hours to make it'll certainly take hours to play
Under_5core: What about the traps?
Pteraspidomorphi: 100%!
TXC2: laff_o_tron you don't have to keep posting that
noSmokeFire: @TheMerricat well it wasn't necessary to enable the traps
TehAmelie: yep, this was a game equivalent of a giant fart
midnightcurryjazz: perfect game
MungoDude: what about the other A door?
Caffine1138: I feel like this is someone learning game design
BigDaddyBland87: Baby's first horror game
eric_christian_berg: Gameplay!
johnalogue: You 100%ed the game
betweenmyself: What’s Alex’s PB for Evil Ritual?
Gekyouryuu: Oh, Graham, you excited to talk about Unity on checkpoint tomorrow?
Metric_Furlong: because it's a videogame
wench_tacular: because they could
matthaus_c: something something Mordecai Mirrorshades cyberplugged his data spike
Tempest2097: SCARED
LordZarano: What was in the other A door?
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyTrash_TK
BusTed: Maybe the other A door was the bad end.
TXC2: right chat I'm off
darkcyril: They had to pad the playtime somehow
Tom_Bruise: bold of this game to assume we'd replay it after 100%ing it on the first run
Metric_Furlong: gotta have hacking in video games
thebuzzstreams: Can't wait to see that one on Let's Nope
MrVirite: was expecting one of the dead ends to say "jump scare"
55 raiders from GoodDayInternet have joined!
Ackfu1: what are the lore impliacations of the time hacking
TheAinMAP: lrrSPOOP
NewtyNewts: Ghoti winter?
MungoDude: welcome raiders
VanAvant: At least it appeared to function as intended
matthaus_c: hello raiders!
SmithKurosaki: @Gekyouryuu I wonder how much W+P will be contributing to this lol
CouldntPickAUsername: woop, pay unity
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Graham and Alex
Pharmacistjudge: Was that like a class assignment ?
cgwonder: hi raiders!
TXC2: Hello Raiders
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: GHOSTWINTERalloneword
MAPBoardgames: Login?
TehAmelie: a winter of ghosts!
zigboy22: AAAA
Lysander_salamander: oh boy
darkcyril: I hate it when I get Dimpics sent to me.
SomebodyNowhere: wat
Thefluffiestguineapig: Welcome raiders
noSmokeFire: Dimpiks
Foxmar320: I read that as goatman
raulghoulia: s.gw
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait
LordManiMani: Mobile? Mobile?
RealGamerCow: ohhh wannabe tarkov incoming?
Critterbot: Muliplayer... really?
Lysander_salamander: eurgh
Electrodyne: If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who ya gonna call
Rhynerd: Is this going to be a military and not a horror?
VanAvant: Game volume down a touch?
The_Myrdin: This looks identical to a game they played a year or 2 ago...
BusTed: cinematic
rentar42: "I worked so hard on these sound effects"
Kuhfeek: why would the sound be off?
Anaerin: What's up Dimpicks I can't hear you!!!
LordManiMani: Compelling
kumatsu: I'm gonna guess this game is gonna be one that really wishes it was MGS
TehAmelie: maybe this turns out to be a snowboarding game
Spades_Slicc: Did that say Canada East?
SomebodyNowhere: ok
TheMerricat: Turn on the sound doesn't quite have the same punch to it as "no russian"....
SK__Ren: AH, you're finally awake
noSmokeFire: Hey You! You're finally awake!
Pseudonymn: So, you're finally awake
GaProgMan: "That's not a possibility
NewtyNewts: Wait, we're in the chopper or the trucker?
TheOtherTrevor: Were the only two options really "Canada East" and "Russia East"?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: someone had fun with the cinematic camera angles
Diabore: this doesnt look bad
Orannis0: This looks like something I played in the late 90's from a bargain bin
MAPBoardgames: This Skyrim intro is better than I recall
TheAwkes: This is like PS2 era "photoreal"
SaxPython: You're awake
Thefluffiestguineapig: This voice
Sorator13: oh no
The_Myrdin: The new STALKER game looks great
IncredibleFrown: @Kuhfeek because you're on mobile
Caffine1138: woof
SmithKurosaki: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou Was jsut about to sau
Lysander_salamander: oh no
ani_laurel: I thought he hit Canada
flatluigi: OH MY GOD
ani_laurel: Well, its blunt
Anubis169: "Recorded in my bathroom"
SomebodyNowhere: wat
Pteraspidomorphi: :O
JessKay: one take
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunCarp
Foxmar320: wat
MungoDude: LUL
Lysander_salamander: Is this a satire?
Aenir798: WHAT
GrassVortex: extraLUL extraLUL extraLUL
Reecer6: it bac- its corpse backk
jaimeblacken: WHAT
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: UM
BusTed: hell yeah
NimrodXIV: sorry what
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAAAATTT
NightValien28: HAHAHAHAHA
baltimore_667083: welcome to jurassic park
MAPBoardgames: WOW!
Tandtroll_OG: Uuuu
Critterbot: Was that a barrett m82?
Brozard: lrrWOW
SomebodyNowhere: special animal
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: well that sure is a special animal
WiJohn: Unexpected
Amentur: Oooooooooookay
TwitchTVsFrank: LMAO
ani_laurel: 10/10 game, no notes
codatski: Incredible
DigitalSeahorse: dinos in Russia!
Tempest2097: LUL Well, that uh
grgriffin3: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
RaidenFirewing: all right then
Foxmar320: This Exoprimal mod looks off
sophieghost: Uff
rentar42: not even a second take on that voice line?
BITs19_: I stepped away and there's a T-Rex now?????
RixtonSnek: PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp
BlindProphet32: The T-Rex....is under guard
wench_tacular: perfect game, no notes
NightValien28: YEEEEEEEEEEES
HaphazardHaberdashery: Did not expect that
TehAmelie: 15 year old boy trying to sound like Dolph LUndgren in Rocky?
johnalogue: I think we've seen this rex before.
jaimeblacken: what the fuck
Lysander_salamander: "comedy"
bippityjones: LETS GOOOOOOO
Anubis169: BAHAHAHAHA
Astramentha: ……………..oh. My god
GhostValv: Wowie
accountmadeforants: I see
BigDaddyBland87: well ok then
F0ll0wthr0ugh: I can't ...
Anubis169: yes!!!
VanAvant: Kek
Scarbble: dinosaurs now special animal, got it
raulghoulia: wasn't ready for that
sethtriggs: Alright
eric_christian_berg: That's a very unhappy cold dino.
ani_laurel: Hello highlight reel
bippityjones: DinoDance DinoDance DinoDance DinoDance DinoDance DinoDance DinoDance DinoDance
KV1NN4: DinoDance DinoDance DinoDance DinoDance DinoDance
Kuhfeek: @IncredibleFrown ohhhh
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunCarp
jaric93: GOTY
Pteraspidomorphi: Whoever recommended this stuff we've been playing today, you're a damn hero
WetPaperSack: I have questions
codatski: We dinocrisis now
cgwonder: now that's what i call a special animal!
RealGamerCow: Didn't expect that
GaProgMan: dun-dun dun-dun dun-dun-di-dun-dun-dunnnnn
Tangsm: Could you not just stay over there and let that T-rex kill all the soldiers?
Pseudonymn: cose of my ghost suit
Thefluffiestguineapig: COSE OF MY GHOST SUTE
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: okay! why exactly do we need someone to GUARD the t-rex??
Gekyouryuu: I don't know what I expected, but it wasn't that
Cuttlebranch: IRL slow clap
Pseudonymn: LET'SGO
ekimekim: sick hair
accountmadeforants: Special animal indeed
EricTheOrange: COLD BLOODED dinosaur in the tundra
couchboyj: Move over Bioshock, there's a new best video game intro ever
epsilon_vee: we high concept now boys
ThibbleBird: PFFFFF
zigboy22: Perfection
SmithKurosaki: I love this VA
SnackPak_: let's go!
MikoKisai: wha
Brozard: incredible
thebuzzstreams: No second voice direction, just dinosaur
Reecer6: let's-a-go
LordManiMani: Terrible VO like this seems to be a fixture of the current W+P era
Angnor33: Man, that t-Rex looks cold. Be it wishes it had feathers now!
SomebodyNowhere: wasnt really expecting that
johnalogue: Why is our outfit red?
betweenmyself: Okay, I’m on board for this
Lysander_salamander: Is this a meme game?
Dromos_GHG: way to bury the lead!
NightValien28: strong start
James_the_Dabbler: Dee dee dee dee doo
Utopos: Dinosaurs famously well-adapted to arctic environments
TheAwkes: GOTY 2024 just dropped.
Juliamon: I think yalls found an all-timer here
LiveFaust: Neat STALKER mod.
Pteraspidomorphi: Yup
MAPBoardgames: Alex.exe has encountered an error
Saintnex: lrrWOW
Foxmar320: ??????
Pseudonymn: LUL
NightValien28: HAHAHA
LostThePirate: Wha
ashteranic: rofl
BITs19_: ?????
zelukester: lmao
Thefluffiestguineapig: What happened???
betweenmyself: So os the Dinosaur the ghost, or….?
sethtriggs: ow my ears
Aenir798: I like that you *start* detected by the enemies.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Why did we die?
ekimekim: did the VO just say "Alarm Animation"?
blip2004: omg that alarm is annoying
couchboyj: ALARM ENEMIES
johnalogue: Ah yes, force the player to pick up the weapons awkwardly rather than loading an inventory.
JosephDeath: Does it say 'alarm animation'?
LordManiMani: Yeah I suppose that would kill you
Astramentha: In Soviet Russia game beat you?
Critterbot: Oh neat, was that a Barrett m82
johnalogue: I think it was "alarm, enemy"
LordManiMani: Fair nuff
Foxmar320: oh this is so bad
Anubis169: pinpoint clicking required...
NojhLivic: Well this game certainly has action
Tangsm: What is the alarm coming from. Does he just make that noise when he's scared?
SomebodyNowhere: taking weapons is the hardest part
sethtriggs: Is this Russian Hunt Down the Freeman?
NewtyNewts: Clearly this game is well developed, you get alarmed before the first cutscene even finishes
Lysander_salamander: is this supposed to be bad on purpose?
Pseudonymn: grenades are simply too heavy
SomebodyNowhere: I want to know why theres a trex
AdamYMHMI: This is actively painful lol
SpicyNapalm: Love how the audio is cleaely just some dude in a room
Pteraspidomorphi: 20 out of 0
bippityjones: I wonder what kinds of heavily American accented Russian Language super jank games are out there
Brozard: Interesting that the counter is 20/0 and not 0/20
VanAvant: Could we get the game volume down a touch?
Jadenim: They couldn't figure out how to give you starting equipmeent, could they?
noSmokeFire: the t-rex only counts as one enemy
NojhLivic: @SomebodyNowhere I think we all do, and the answer is likely to be unsatisfying, if it exists.
LordZarano: Can we just leave?
GaProgMan: It's like if Michael Bay made a video game
RealGamerCow: Weapon change: Drop it and pick it up again!
evilspoons983: I like how the crosshair waggles around, I don't think I've seen that before
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: see this is the thing about sincerely bad games that intentionally bad games just can't replicate. It's not pure randomness. It's an event that has juuuust enough of a hair-thin strand of logic to be truly absurd. Like the "special animal" being A GODDAMN T-REX.
TheWooglie: the t-rex was more surprising than the whole of the last game
codatski: Nobody expects the T-Rex
sethtriggs: They have a helicopter it seems
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Lysander_salamander: they have perfect aim
Rhynerd: Is it possible to switch back to the sniper rifle?
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SomebodyNowhere: I think one of the things on the ground was a heal
accountmadeforants: And in the game?
Pseudonymn: oh, we're tilting alright
couchboyj: ALARM ENEMIES
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
ani_laurel: yay
LordManiMani: I look away for 10 seconds and I miss a T Rex??
noSmokeFire: ammo% speedrun
rentar42: this should be an achievement
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunGeiger
Angnor33: lrrGOAt lrrHORN
Critterbot: Aha it IS a Barrett m82
Mangledpixel: ok, look at the controls in the top right - apparently to change weapons you have to DROP THEM AND PICK THEM BACK UP?!
NewtyNewts: Alarm enemies
ThibbleBird: ALERT ENEMIES
Cuttlebranch: That robot voice, though!
evilspoons983: "ESC+TAB" is the inventory?!
rentar42: G
MungoDude: we are attacked take, your weapons
aerolend: Like it's hot.
Jethrain: G to drop it
Foxmar320: Yesssss
ani_laurel: perfect
GaProgMan: That's a clip
notthepenguins: UH
Redbassist: 👀
SomebodyNowhere: wat
Saintnex: Good lord this game’s audio is so painful
NotCainNorAbel: 'dropping'
Thefluffiestguineapig: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! The old man is enraged by your pleasantries.
DigitalSeahorse: that's a first
SnackPak_: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
TheOtherTrevor: Why won't it drop?
DaxStrife: bruh
Laserbeaks_Fury: And it doesnt even work
SaxPython: Flawless. No notes
F0ll0wthr0ugh: lrrHERE
GrassVortex: now *this* is some prime jank extraLUL
WetPaperSack: I have more questions
BigDaddyBland87: oh this is atrocious
mwlsn: Right up there with the Pakleds’ “red alarm”
GaProgMan: I'd heard that Escape From Tarkov was good, but I didn't expect it to be this good
aerolend: Do the weapons block bullets?
RealGamerCow: that lean
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: really this is the most realistic inventory I've ever seen. In order to switch guns you have to dump out your whole backpack and rummage around for the one you want.
LostThePirate: Thank you for the volume adjuastment
MAPBoardgames: Could not figure out how to switch weapon
LordManiMani: Man modern fps gamers have it rough. James Bond could carry as many weapons as he wanted and cycle through super easy
Thefluffiestguineapig: Jeep to siberia
Aenir798: IT HAS BULLET DROP?
SomebodyNowhere: so much bullet drop
Brozard: We Arma now
codatski: They are walking so silly
NightValien28: bullet drop
Rhynerd: Bullet drop?
Jethrain: they also programmed gun drop
Spades_Slicc: Bullet drop but gun don't
ani_laurel: I imagine bullet drop is in the engine
Pseudonymn: why would you ever change off the sniperrifle
midnightcurryjazz: bullet drop comes with the engine
LordManiMani: Good spotting, G
blip2004: too many people played Arma 3 and went yep this is what all shooters should be
midnightcurryjazz: its just physics on or off for the projectile
TehAmelie: they could have started with figuring out how to "give you a weapons inventory" instead of the pickup game
accountmadeforants: Are we sure it's bullet drop and they didn't just make the gun fire down diagonally?
KV1NN4: what skyrim mod is this? XD
GaProgMan: It's like an HD remaster of Duck Hunt
SpicyNapalm: 20/4
MungoDude: 20 enemies, 4 of which are dead
Pteraspidomorphi: There are now 20 enemies out of 4
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: like if I were carrying a sniper rifle as tall as me and a whole-ass assault rifle I would also probably have to put one down on the ground in order to switch to the other one.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is the plane just on repeat?
rentar42: this is a very busy tiny village in siberia ...
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
DigitalSeahorse: nice
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is it obirting?
raulghoulia: from downtown
Rhynerd: So many planes in this area
Brozard: We Silent Scope now
Jadenim: Is this remote Siberiuan base on the Heathrow flight path?
NewtyNewts: Enemies: 20/5
Kuhfeek: is this village next to an airport?
betweenmyself: You killed 20 out of 5 guys! Gratz
Critterbot: Am I hearing the sound of the bolt being worked? Excuse me but the barrett m82 is not bolt action, it is semi automatic.
Saintnex: Different completely generic action music
MAPBoardgames: I thought the truck got bowed up
FormOfSquirrel: How much would you bet that the "bullet drop" is actually just that it uses the mark below the center crosshairs for everything? lol
sethtriggs: Those are some tiny clouds
DaxStrife: A suit for ghosts, to make your ghost look dapper?
noSmokeFire: the t-rex's migration has been disrupted by the local air strip
0x6772: Real estate was cheap, it's right next to the airport.
Brozard: Maybe the T-rex has a ghost suit, active camp T-rex
Foxmar320: Im just waiting on that t-rex to eat us
WiJohn: Burninate them
SomebodyNowhere: sure
couchboyj: The Alarm Enemies take care of anyone who gets too close
MungoDude: this reminds me of Colter from red dead 2
AugmentingPath: It's next to Chicago O'khotsk
sethtriggs: Oh NOOOOOO
DigitalSeahorse: can shoot plane?
Sorator13: LUL
BigDaddyBland87: brilliant!
wench_tacular: jlrrDang
WearingCats_CwC: He painted himself bright red. In Siberia. "Ghost Suit"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh no
accountmadeforants: Watch and Play!
TehAmelie: Air Control is invading!
NightValien28: just taking a break
flatluigi: where'd we park the airplane
LordManiMani: They thought we wouldn't notice
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: wouldn't Siberia be a terrible place for a T-rex? Correct me if I'm wrong but...isn't a T-rex cold-blooded?
KV1NN4: yeeeeaaaaaaassss XD
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Tandtroll_OG: There might be another more hidden t-rex
MAPBoardgames: This T-Rex base is located a convenient 1mi from the airport
SpicyNapalm: 🛩🛑
Anubis169: Graham: It's a layover, they'll continue in a couple hours
LordManiMani: Clouds are moving
Brozard: Difficulty: HARDCORE
aerolend: It's a stealth plane. It's moving when you're not looking.
NewtyNewts: Difficulty: HARDCORE
TehAmelie: but, thatched roofs is what you want with this kind of snow
Laserbeaks_Fury: Thatched roof COTTAGES!
noSmokeFire: holy shit, the t-rex really is 1/20 soldiers
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: did that say "T-Rex Dinosaurus"??
betweenmyself: Also being able to see your gun when you scope is a thing…
PixelArtDragon: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou Birds are warm-blooded, and T-Rexes were avian dinosaurs...
thebuzzstreams: was that an ammo count of negative 3??
raulghoulia: I for one don't think there is a t rex. it is a myth
Aenir798: Why are you carrying -3 ammo?
RaidenFirewing: you've got -3 bullets in that one magazine
GaProgMan: It's a Tammy and the T-Rex game! Finally
Lord_Hosk: parkor
VanAvant: Sgt Major Theodore REx
northos: I like that it *has* primary and secondary weapon slots, but you can't switch from one to the other
SaxPython: Are you a bad enough dude
Brozard: How does one heal?
couchboyj: Enemies 20 out of 6
evilspoons983: "drop" is a strong word
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is the amount of damage in any way predictable?
ani_laurel: excellent ragdolling
Aenir798: Why are they using AR-15s?
Laserbeaks_Fury: T-Rex was a man...or maybe he was a dino-man...
MAPBoardgames: Mommy, what is that man doing to that body?
Jadenim: I mean, functional looking buildings at least
rubikdarkwill: Russians conveniently using AR15s
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: instant flashback to that crapshot with an armed Alex saying "oh nothing much just reading a magazine"
Brozard: Because of course it'd be America making weaponized dinosaurs
SomebodyNowhere: thats the optimal weapon to use against a trex
Kuhfeek: Enemies 20/6
duke_dice: the question should be is where is the t-rex? :P
Mangledpixel: ah, but did the fence clip into the trigger?
evilspoons983: thatched roof COTTAGES!!
noSmokeFire: thatch is a t-rex's natural habitat
rentar42: wait, I thought we are ghostwinter?
Anubis169: In Crayola
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Brozard But this is in Siberia
JessKay: sir
EricTheOrange: so I get the winter, wheres the ghosts
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: au contraire, I believe you will find it quite croyable
darkcyril: And then Ghost Suit comes in the NIIIGHT
Brozard: Why is there red lighting? Your health?
GaProgMan: Eat it gravity
johnalogue: Because AR-15s are seemingly omnipresent, I guess? Maybe mercs who want nothing to do with Russian ammo.
MungoDude: priorities
Brozard: or is it our ghost suit?
Coloneljesus: yup
EricTheOrange: the T-rex comes in the night.
ani_laurel: I also saw the trex in the sky
Rhynerd: The t-rex comes out at night I assume?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Hey you! You're finally awake...
Lusunati: is that a prebundled gun package or is this a bit
TheWooglie: mostly
SaxPython: Bullet drop/ sun drop/ Gun drop
VanAvant: That plane needs a carburetor clean
midnightcurryjazz: the bullet drop is free with the engine
MAPBoardgames: @Rhynerd It mostly comes out at night, mostly
northos: good mechanics = good game, it's as simple as that Kappa
Angnor33: @Rhynerd Mostly.
Jadenim: @Rhynerd mostly
Jadenim: Jinx!
ani_laurel: Its on the top of the ridge
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I think the weapon switch/inventory is actually intentional realism. If I were carrying a bunch of long guns I'd have to put a couple down on the ground to switch them too.
LordManiMani: Oo maybe this will also have a giant skeleton
rentar42: "t-rex in the sky" is my pink floyd coverband
NewtyNewts: When we were glitching over the roof... it was either the plane frozen or the T-rex frozen in the sky
EricTheOrange: it's possible the dev stored the T-rex somewhere far off and you can see it.
Sorator13: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou but would you put them on the ground, or levitate them in the air?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @Sorator13 oh totes levitate them if it were an option
IncredibleFrown: i mean, i would levitate them if i could
lirazel64: 8s this supposed to be a Tarkov-like?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @IncredibleFrown ^5
IncredibleFrown: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou same brain cell
noSmokeFire: do the enemies know about the bullet drop?
Emergent_OS: !uptime
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Sorator13: yknow what, fair
GaProgMan: @lirazel64 clearly better than Tarkov. Does Tarkov have floating T-Rexes?
Brozard: 20/9, maybe you got them?
raulghoulia: was this game made by Kenneth Brannagh? So many dutch angles
ani_laurel: it was there, might have moved
Jadenim: Odds on the bullet drop staying perpendicular to the head titl?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: if I had to e.g. actually carry around all the weapons my Guardian carries around, it'd take me a solid five minutes to fish around in hammerspace for a new weapon.
couchboyj: The counter is backwards, he's at 9/20
NewtyNewts: Don't you know T-rexes climb mountains?
midnightcurryjazz: is he in a wall?
Rhynerd: Twitch seems to be having an issue where chat stops working for a bit after I say anything
MAPBoardgames: This game feels like it has an accessable subocean
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
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SmithKurosaki: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou Thats what the scifi pockets are for lol
GaProgMan: @ani_laurel you can only see it when it moves. Just like Jurassic Park
Thefluffiestguineapig: @GaProgMan Or bombing runs?
ani_laurel: @GaProgMan galaxybrain
Ackfu1: Thats just the title screen
aerolend: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou Gotta make some organized pockets int hat hammerspace.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @SmithKurosaki I like to imagine Ghost is back there handing me guns
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes, because branding is what secret ops need Kappa
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Gizmoloid: maybe inside a hut?
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MAPBoardgames: Beach front property
gamblingaregood: Wubwubwub
TehAmelie: all the smoking chimneys seem to indicate we're fighting in the middle of a populated village. sot hat's weird
SmithKurosaki: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou Everything is just transmat
NewtyNewts: Accessibility options for your sub-ocean: requires 0 clipping
raulghoulia: the millenial dream of accessible suboceans
MungoDude: on the roof maybe?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Alex is doing a great impression of me in a Trials of Osiris match honestly
Rhynerd: Always make your sub-ocean is available to people of all shape and ability
GaProgMan: Branding is a realistic thing though. A friend of mine worked for a US defense contractor on a project they couldn't tell anyone about. On their first day, they all received branded polo shirts - with the project name and logo on it. The project they couldn't tell anyone about
SpacePotato01: I mean I have to drop pants to put on pants.
rentar42: don't you know that's how real soldiers swap weapons. It's why reloading is always faster than dropping and picking up your sidearm
EpiVanMural: yeah theres no steps, can access the sub ocean without having that awkward moment trying to figure out what to do with my cane
purposesunknown: its realistic lmfao
Sorator13: @GaProgMan were they also provided with a warthunder subscription?
GreatWahooney: gun to heavy
sophieghost: It heavy
aerolend: @GaProgMan Hiding in plain sight.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: because jumping around with a loaded gun is DANGEROUS, Alex. Jeez.
Sorator13: yknow, just to save some time
Thefluffiestguineapig: Damn
NewtyNewts: Your hands are freezing
SaxPython: You drop you, you drop gun
gamblingaregood: Well 'drop' implies it falls
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunBabhed
thebuzzstreams: rocket jump attempt
Anubis169: always jumping the gun...
wench_tacular: top tier feature
Anubis169: Kappa
Emergent_OS: I am a kangaroo!
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyTrash_TK lrrGARBO
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TheWooglie: can't jump carrying all that gun
TehAmelie: a space elevator!
gamblingaregood: This is less dropping you gun, more letting it go
Saintnex: To get additional height obv
GaProgMan: @aerolend this was mid-90s, so... no?
evilspoons983: is the sun tied to that wooden platform?!?!
bippityjones: The gun is attached to the ground on a stick, that's why it floats when dropped.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @GaProgMan I'm 1000% unsurprised you got a SCIF-only polo shirt
GaProgMan: @aerolend More like the Archer method, I reckon
Anubis169: maybe an NPC?
Sorator13: Oh, yeah, you definitely killed him
Angnor33: He's probably your secret 20th guy and you can't kill him until the end.
accountmadeforants: Okay, I need to know, if you're leaning while using the sniper rifle, does the bullet curve?
gamblingaregood: There a plane!
couchboyj: The kill count only went up one
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh man
Angnor33: Grenade?
Anubis169: LOL
GaProgMan: Wasn't this a multiplayer game?
GaProgMan: SPACE ELEVATOR!
Anubis169: please have crush damage...
LordManiMani: Looks like it's out of Mario 64
ani_laurel: time to find out if there is fall damage
Sorator13: @GaProgMan Yes!
MAPBoardgames: Odd paternoster...
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I hope that platform reaches the top of the pole and just keeps ascending into the sky
rentar42: i love the clouds
VanAvant: Next stop sub ocean
LordManiMani: Let it squish you to thebsub ocean
sethtriggs: That is such a weird structure
wench_tacular: wonder woman has arrived
accountmadeforants: That's the counter-weight to this elevator :)
BITs19_: is it a boc with a cloud texture?
NewtyNewts: It's the cloud's "invisible" volume
rentar42: the clouds are just perlin noise or whatever it's called...
ani_laurel: to the super ocean
midnightcurryjazz: badly cropped cloud
Anaerin: It's a cloud decal.
Sorator13: @wench_tacular LUL
GaProgMan: It's the set up for the Viagra on a pole match - vintage WCW
flatluigi: are we finding a secret
Thefluffiestguineapig: WOOOOOW
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I think that's a cloud but they missed some transparency patches....
asthanius: It's a stealth bomber
Anubis169: tastes like candy floss!
sethtriggs: Oh wowwwww couldn't even be bothered to trim it
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh boxed cloud
matthaus_c: exquisite is what it is
blip2004: this seems like it was made in an old version of Unreal
Rhynerd: Would help avoid getting crushed
matthaus_c: bullets for show only
IncredibleFrown: illusory
sethtriggs: Great way to invite fall damage
CouldntPickAUsername: is there falling damage?
Anubis169: big question... is there fall damage?
VanAvant: Oh hey level design
VanAvant: Sorta
couchboyj: Does game have fall damage?
Critterbot: Or ammo, rather.
EpiVanMural: i think this is actually wrapping back around to good again
Rhynerd: Spare riper snifle!
rentar42: 9 more guys and a t-rex
Aenir798: 1 of the 10 enemies is the T-Rex
bippityjones: This is my favorite fan made CS Source map
MungoDude: 1 of the 10 is the T rex I think?
GaProgMan: Is that plane the air force one from the movie Air Force One?
NewtyNewts: The tenth is your T-rex apparently
Pteraspidomorphi: NGL, I expected more t-rex
wench_tacular: t rex could be a friendly
Jadenim: Nice that they made the platforms blend in with th ground texture
aerolend: The T-rex is possibly flying that plane.
ani_laurel: ISOLATED
Aenir798: EXCUSE ME?
fiftymcnasty: Its a commuter
Sorator13: Oh
cgwonder: what???
Sorator13: Well
accountmadeforants: Secluded, isolated village :)
Thefluffiestguineapig: Passenger train?????????
Jadenim: Accesiblew
ani_laurel: We took a jeep? We could have taken transit
EpiVanMural: yeah this fucks
TehAmelie: near a railway at least
GaProgMan: The train had the devs name on each carriage too
notthepenguins: how else are you going to get the T-Rexes around?
johnalogue: just don't let any passengers take photos of the T-Rex
sophieghost: Train to the nearby airport
MungoDude: nice shot
accountmadeforants: seabatClap
Tiber727: I think the T-Rex only appears when you've killed everyone else.
MrSarkhan: LUL
Kuhfeek: nice
Critterbot: Nice shot! :D
monkeyboyktc: Wait? 20/10? enemies?
Sorator13: LUL
MikoKisai: woop
NightValien28: NICE
cgwonder: nice
SK__Ren: nice ragdoll
NewtyNewts: Excellent ragdoll!
grgriffin3: He REACTED.
TheAinMAP: Wow!
margieargie: This game is the gift that keeps on giving
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
CouldntPickAUsername: at least tgame put some effort into the scenery
MAPBoardgames: This secret base is close to mass transit, the airport, and the (sub) ocean. Location, location, location!
evilspoons983: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou nah there isn't actually a station
raulghoulia: FBtouchdown
KV1NN4: EPIC GAMER
Tempest2097: Perfect ragdoll out of ten
couchboyj: The kill counter is backwards
Rhynerd: Bodied
GaProgMan: "This is the part where you fall down"
richard_ermen: How does this game have somewhat working bullet physics, but nothing really else working??
Territan: The trials! The travails! The trashy triumphs!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: okay well to be faaaaaair a lot of secret military bases are found because you often do need a train out there to bring in heavy equipment
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: but not a passenger train!!
darkcyril: Ammo underflow.
Critterbot: I don't like how there is a sound of you operating the bolt in between every shot. This gun is semi automatic.
sethtriggs: Oh boy someone didn't keep track of their signs!
GaProgMan: Two of One - the famous Borg character
TehAmelie: i'm honestly shocked the elevator hasn't broken yet
Rhynerd: good to see alex got out of gun debt
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: So several years back a girl I knew told me that her mom was an alien conspiracy theorist and used to tell her that cumulus clouds were generated by aliens to hide their spacecraft. Imagine if that were true but the aliens screwed up the transparency on the cloud like this person did.
3cbb: hard to recruit evil scientists to the remote t-rex lab if the commute sucks
Sorator13: Huh
wench_tacular: brief standup nap
theamc2000: Wow sam accuracy
CouldntPickAUsername: the things are still sticking out of him
sethtriggs: He is also Scarface
JosephDeath: Is that a placeholder for the Trex?
AugmentingPath: Aah, a cursed revenant!
monkeyboyktc: Crunchy
sophieghost: He was on break
GaProgMan: I guess their work from home policy wasn't that good
sethtriggs: Hey air can ya hold my piece?
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DigitalSeahorse: voxlunFoam
margieargie: Only that?
DigitalSeahorse: so weird
PixelArtDragon: @3cbb Please, if you get to work on T-Rexes I'm sure you could even get non-evil scientists!
gamblingaregood: He was respecting union mandated stasis break
TehAmelie: our kills did not go up >_>
NewtyNewts: Dude was Wile E Coyote-ing it... he didn't see the bullets, so he didn't get hit by them.
SK__Ren: Don't forget those 4 you killed right at the start if you need more medkits
DigitalSeahorse: hehehheheh
noSmokeFire: you cannot get ye bullet
rentar42: you have to catch the magazine!
monkeyboyktc: LUL
aerolend: LUL
gamblingaregood: The trex is union rep
Sorator13: I'm sorry Captain, I can't pick up my reload because I keep kicking it away
evilspoons983: to this game's credit, at least you get a +50 hp medkit with EVERY GUY
GaProgMan: The magazine was like, "chase me"
DigitalSeahorse: like Charlie Chaplain
raulghoulia: what's the grenado button
notthepenguins: love the bullet hole in open air
monkeyboyktc: bullet hole midair
BITs19_: I've done this in COD...
GaProgMan: Bet you can't snipe while jumping
MAPBoardgames: Why did jumping work that time?
margieargie: Lucky you didn't drop the gun when you jumped there
Aenir798: So you don't drop your gun when jumping, you drop your gun when jumping *while moving*?
gamblingaregood: Interesting you've stopped letting go of weapon while jumping
bubba0077: I love the bullet holes in the gaps of the fence
felipe_modesto: I love counting. Enemies 20/15
Critterbot: I'm now liking how there is the sound of empty cases hitting the ground when the ground is covered in snow.
noSmokeFire: watch+play grades on a curve
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: what was that game that instead of balancing the combat just made every enemy drop a full-heal potion? Was that Arvatch?
DigitalSeahorse: at least in this game you can enter doorways
evilspoons983: @bubba0077 I used to do that in the early '00s with Counter-Strike mapping, but you can fix it
Critterbot: Not*
NewtyNewts: Maybe you can't jump with the sniper?
MungoDude: four more humans and a t rex I think
Sorator13: Do you only drop the sniper when jumping?
Gizmoloid: heal?
TehAmelie: if we wanted to judge it in context we'd have to say it's strictly worse than the snow level in Goldeneye that was made like 30 years ago
NewtyNewts: @MungoDude Sequel to Four Weddings and a Funeral
GaProgMan: Go to the place with the thing and get the stuff with the dinosaur
Sorator13: reload by osmosis
GaProgMan: I'm the worst version of Navi
gamblingaregood: Do the thing in the place with the stuff!
Rhynerd: Guess now you just have to kill 5 guys and a dinosaur?
Pinwiz11: I'm invested in the T-Rex
Mangledpixel: oh I bet you still had the 'DROP' button in the inventory highlighted off-screen, so pressing space presses it
rentar42: i still can't get over the fact that this "very isolated village" has both a train running past every few minutes as well as a plane
xantos69: Hello Alex & Graham. How is the garbage today? Extra smelly?
Sorator13: @Mangledpixel oh my god, I bet you're right
GaProgMan: @Rhynerd but which one is Steve Guttenberg?
felipe_modesto: Cheer100 Cheer100 Celebrating that I caught it live. Cheer100 Cheer100
empyreon: oh lord, Fighter Maker
evilspoons983: @Mangledpixel this is definitely what's happening, jesus
rentar42: 2 guys and a t-rex
johnalogue: "fighter maker" had me thinking of an aircraft-design game briefly
xantos69: Cheer500 I was also able to catch the tail end live. BITS!
rentar42: it said somewhere that the 20th is the t-rex
Astramentha: @felipe_modesto lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
GaProgMan: @rentar42 2 guys, one t-rex reaction video
evilspoons983: how's your health? we can't see the number
NightValien28: I am kinda amazed we have not found out the t rex yet
TheMerricat: MangledPixel.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: is the T-rex like...marked? Or is one of these guys a T-rex in disguise and when you shoot them it'll burst out like the Plagas zombies?
NightValien28: you would think something that big would not be stealthy
aerolend: My theory is you got shot when you jumped.
Mangledpixel: that was me
rentar42: but that would require the inventory to be keyboard enabled
BusTed: Extreme RLS
NotCainNorAbel: if you were a t-rex the snow would not be good for you
gamblingaregood: Merricat and mangledpixel same person?
Lord_Hosk: If you were a T-rex, would you hold a AR-15 like this? or like this?
Mangledpixel: gamblingaregood who can say?
bo_brinkman: Lucky there are only 20 out of 17 left.
gamblingaregood: Never seen them in the same room
aerolend: "T-Rex" could be just a nickname of one of them.
evilspoons983: @rentar42 I had an Asus laptop that clicked on the dead center of the screen whenever you opened the Start menu. programming is weird.
SquareDotCube: If I was a T-Rex I'd be dead right now
darkcyril: T-Rex is standing on the ridge. Watching. Waiting.
GaProgMan: @Lord_Hosk like that
thebuzzstreams: Does a T-rex imply many other rexes, A through S?
xantos69: Ok, so the fact that when you reload your crosshair moves WITH your gun makes me shudder to think how they have coded that on the back end.
Simriel: It's a real problem tbh. You kill 20 Russians and a Trex spawns
TehAmelie: that could be a pretty fun idea in a real game, having loot drops fall all over depending on how hard you kill the bad guys
gamblingaregood: Or in different rooms
rentar42: you have grenades!
ani_laurel: just standing tactically in the middle of a barn
AugmentingPath: luckily we have no hat so we can go through here
accountmadeforants: Just call everyone "Twitch chat" instead :B
NewtyNewts: @accountmadeforants The modern day Luvvies
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @TehAmelie you say that now but wait till you're chasing orbs down an icy Europan hillside because someone decided loot drops in Destiny should have physics
GaProgMan: @ani_laurel lulled into a false sense of security, Blackadder
Laserbeaks_Fury: 2 plains soldiers and a dinosaur
3cbb: t-rex w/human sized hitbox
Jadenim: Oh, now that's an aassumption
wench_tacular: you say that
Laserbeaks_Fury: Where it's at
Spacecarl: ohhhhh, don't say that out loud. or do, actually
gamblingaregood: Rocket rex
johnalogue: No gatling rexes today.
NotCainNorAbel: something for the patch notes
couchboyj: Shoulder mounted rocket launchers
MAPBoardgames: Aim for the belly or the legs; There's no hit-box where the head is.
Drakas: but it dose have teeth
Bassios: Unlikely to, but it's not possible
Pinwiz11: That T-Rex has tiny, bare arms, so who knows
Rhynerd: since your sniper rifle mag is in the negative, does that mean you have unlimited sniper rifle ammo?
Bassios: not impossible*
DigitalSeahorse: night falling
NightValien28: t-rex gonna come out looking like a laser dragn
SajuukSjet: now for some reason thinking of Turok
GaProgMan: Dino-Mite
Lord_Hosk: "Aim for the belly or legs" because we couldn't figure out how to do proper hitboxes so we just kinda put a person hitbox on the dino picture
Coloneljesus: like doom or like armored core?
ani_laurel: I've played Ark Survivor
accountmadeforants: Yeah, the inventory thing said there's 19 soldiers and the 20th enemy is the T-Rex
NarishmaReborn: harness the power, of dino-riders!
BusTed: JP
Anaerin: Do you have to aim for the belly or legs because they couldn't work out how to scale the (human) hitbox to match the model?
Rhynerd: JP.
evilspoons983: chunks of dinosaur coming out was weird to me as a kid even though I was the target age for those toys
Gizmoloid: now run around until the last survivor identifies himself by shooting at you?
Laserbeaks_Fury: who was that rival company
gamblingaregood: God I'd love if the 'aim for the belly and legs' is just the dev admitting they don't know how to make a bigger hitbox
JessKay: well now I'm just thinking of yugioh and DINO DNA
xantos69: "The generator was connected to the pterodactyl with a psychic tether."
noSmokeFire: the last enemy is the train
Rhynerd: I had some of those JP toys
Pinwiz11: Rarr?
Lord_Hosk highfives Anaerin
NewtyNewts: Helicopter carried off the T-rex
savageneil1: And you as a kid searched for that JP logo just cause it mattered for some reason.
Mattmitchell45: Cadillacs and Dinosaurs
PixelArtDragon: Hang on, is this a different level or is there a day/night cycle?
aerolend: @Mattmitchell45 !
Emergent_OS: Do you think T-Rex will be animated better, or worse, than in Tresspasser?
ani_laurel: theres a decent "nature sounds" cycle
Sorator13: @PixelArtDragon There is a day/night cycle
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: weren't T-rexes mostly carrion-eaters? Maybe we should lie down and play dead.
SquareDotCube: I had the Triceratops that could get a bite taken out of it
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun you have successfully beaten euro
LordManiMani: Lets goooo
NightValien28: TANK
matthaus_c: dinozaurs
thebuzzstreams: T-rex is one of the 20
SpacePotato01: or use tank
TehAmelie: "can't i use the tank?"
ani_laurel: use the sniper rifle and not the tank?
Rhynerd: T-rex time!
couchboyj: you hit the phone of the guard who was listening to spotify with his speakers on
CouldntPickAUsername: the sniper rifle? lets use the tank
rentar42: more scary than the other scary game
gamblingaregood: The music was diagetic, standing up nap guy was thf source
MungoDude: poncho39Jam
LordManiMani: Trogdor was a man....
VanAvant: Dinosaurus
GaProgMan: This game is not longer effing around
Harvest25: Head to the tower
RealGamerCow: Ep Ep Ep EPIC
sethtriggs: Rock Adventure dot MP3
NewtyNewts: I think it might be rules for the Sniper Rifle instead of the AR?
Dog_of_Myth: coxJam coxJam
richard_ermen: I'm 1000% sure this is going to be enourmosly stupid
BusTed: How fast could it possibly be?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: man imagine if the last guy standing in PUBG then had to fight a T-rex to win
Pinwiz11: Are you writing the music for a B5 episode in there? Knock it off!
Laserbeaks_Fury: This is just a Destiny boss set up where you have to kill 20 mooks to spawn the boss
gooey_xylophone: that voice reminds me oh One Day for Chet
rentar42: but what if it's hiding up there!
Snowcookies: I'm glad this game uses the historically correct name for a T-Rex
DigitalSeahorse: ssandGHOST music
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm so confused right now
johnalogue: No, dinosaurs are bullet sponges, according to movies!
NotCainNorAbel: can a T-Rex climb trees?
xantos69: @BusTed 40 mph if they ever got out in the open.
CouldntPickAUsername: you'll be at snack height
The_Ninjurai: Joke's on you. The Trex is the hide and seek champion of the world
Ard_Rhys: can the t-rex fly?
Angnor33: t-Rex is in the plane.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: PUBG mode where 99 people are regular players and 1 person is randomly chosen to be a T-rex
GaProgMan: No dinosaurs were harmed in the making of this game
Electrodyne: I'm pretty sure that in Soldier, Kurt Russell kills 23/20 enemies
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Turns out the advice to use the sniper rifle wasn't for you
MAPBoardgames: Get to the top of the tower and it spawns in at the top
kumatsu: imagine the trex sneaking up on you while you wait for the elevator
ani_laurel: That would be an awesome pubg mode
Jadenim: T-rex piloting the Hind-D?
Mangledpixel: ok, now you've used something in the inventory, that probably has fixed the jumping-drops-gun glitch
codatski: T Rex is just riding the elevator down
sethtriggs: That punchy music and you're riding a super slow lift
accountmadeforants: Y'know, they never said the T-Rex is T-Rex-sized
Mangledpixel: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
midnightcurryjazz: Its the only time brass gets to have fun
loufghyslaufey: Silly terminator percussion music!
noSmokeFire: I'm here too(ba)!
SquareDotCube: T-Rex is piloting the jet
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: tuba gets paid by the honk
LordManiMani: "It's over T Rex! I have the high ground!"
TehAmelie: so what was their evil plan, get a bunch of guys with guns and then t-rex happens? did we help?
midnightcurryjazz: usually its just boring chords
Sorator13: @accountmadeforants We saw it in the intro, and it was fairly T Rex sized
A_Dub888: “I’m here too(-ba)”
GaProgMan: Quick. Someone get a glass of water and place it on the dashboard of a car
iris_of_ether: escher3DOOT escher3DOOT escher3DOOT
evilspoons983: @accountmadeforants they showed it though
mwlsn: T Rex just spawns on the platform with you
ani_laurel: honestl,y? Just skip the RUssian soldiers and go right to the trex
kumatsu: I also saw movement up there
sethtriggs: Now it's time for Pixel Hunt!
richard_ermen: Left!
BusTed: There it is
xantos69: Oh god.... ITS BEHIND YOU!
rentar42: just lod-levels popping in
saintguard: "T-Rex" camping the tower just reminds me of Evolve
Pteraspidomorphi: Maybe T-rex is only visible if it's close, for LOD reasons
richard_ermen: It's behind the left ht!
bosku: Sniper game when you're not poppin' pills? Nah thanks
Laserbeaks_Fury: This music makes it sound like you're being hunted by the T-REX1000
RealGamerCow: do you honestly think the draw distance will show it?
margieargie: Honestly, I hope the T-Rex rides the lift up while you're looking elsewhere
SK__Ren: wait Is it to the left?
Saintnex: How is a TREX not IMMEDIATELY spot-able??
TheWarDoctor8: Oh NO, what if the Rex has pop in?
richard_ermen: Behind the 2nd to left upper hut!
SajuukSjet: gotta love that LOD
Foxmar320: I saw it in the field
Dog_of_Myth: hahhah
wench_tacular: tragic
sethtriggs: He's moonwalking
SmithKurosaki: @Pteraspidomorphi That was an interesting game
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
VanAvant: It's behind youu
LordManiMani: Such a majestic creature
couchboyj: I'm half expecting the yeti from SkiFree to come running out of the woods
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh god
Thefluffiestguineapig: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
KV1NN4: XD
xantos69: Oh that's priceless.
GreatWahooney: bullet drop
mwlsn: Incredible
Astramentha: DinoDance DinoDance DinoDance DinoDance
GaProgMan: A t-rex, a giant green lizard, being somehow hard to spot in a snowy field.
KV1NN4: beautiful XD
Pinwiz11: I'm going out for a walk, I hope there's not a sniper...
sethtriggs: It's caught on a fence!
Thefluffiestguineapig: It saw you and is STILL STUCK
Rhynerd: Gotta account for bullet drop
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: few people know the important role fences played in the extinction of the dinosaurs
LordManiMani: gdqDragonRoar gdqDragonHead
raulghoulia: it's a coming
blip2004: oh if only this ankle high wall wasn't here
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's vision is base on hit detection
GaProgMan: Knife that sucker
Emergent_OS: Graham as a Spotter!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: dinosaurs actually could have escaped the meteor, but there was a fence in the way.
rentar42: drop the one that's negative 9
Ackfu1: trade it for the other sniper
GaProgMan: "A very short wall. My only weakness1"
midnightcurryjazz: shout outs to integers
fastlane250: What really killed the dinosaurs: Bad pathfinding.
sethtriggs: Wow this game is amazingly programmed
BusTed: seabatBRAIN
Rhynerd: the gun bank is finally punishing you for your debt
cgwonder: oh my gooood
Kuhfeek: gun math
TehAmelie: we were able to cancel our bullet debt
Thefluffiestguineapig: Why do you have limited ammo????????
bippityjones: The Cursed Magazine
Critterbot: There were visible cartridges in the mag you replaced. :D
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: see the one that's in the negatives contains anti-bullets, so you need to shoot something with both a bullet and an anti-bullet so they mutually annihilate and detonate the target
LordManiMani: Hooray!
sethtriggs: Ahahahahahahaah
NewtyNewts: No fall damage after all!
GaProgMan: No fall damage! Fantastic!
Snowcookies: gaming
bosku: Is there fall damage?
rentar42: open the inventory and move the mouse, please
Gizmoloid: maybe check if you can get more ammo from the rifle on top?
Jadenim: Isn't that a Tenet thing?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou It is the particles that make up the strange empty space that is the universe expanding
sethtriggs: After all this, the dinosaur has a bad hitbox and you get dirted out
sethtriggs: Is there a save in the menu?
xantos69: I love that as a scifi concept. "Anti-Bullets"
Thefluffiestguineapig: The antibullets are dark matter
Jadenim: You fill the magazine by extracting the bullets from the T-rex
bosku: But what if you get caught by a fence?
thebuzzstreams: T-rex is twitch chat??
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I refuse to shoot anything powdered by dark energy
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: dark energy is on my shitlist
Rhynerd: Imagine coming back to base and handing off a magazine that holds -9 bullets
sethtriggs: dat moon gravity
gamblingaregood: Does jumping make a fwoosh sound?
Tiber727: @xantos69 Bombs in shmups are made of anti-bullets.
DigitalSeahorse: woops
LordManiMani: Man's superior knowledge of waist high walls... who knew gamers would save us in the end
GaProgMan: @Thefluffiestguineapig I've seen enough late 90s Star Trek to know that anti-anything is the answer to all of our problems
flatluigi: AHAHAHAHAH
sethtriggs: What are the odds
TheMerricat: :D
Spirillosis: HAHAHAHA
DigitalSeahorse: oh no
ani_laurel: nooo
TheWooglie: LUL
MrSarkhan: No!
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Aenir798: LMAO
DekiSystem: LOL
GrassVortex: extraLUL extraLUL
accountmadeforants: seabatClap
baltimore_667083: LUL
felipe_modesto: BRUUUUUUUUUH
richard_ermen: loooooool
NightValien28: HAHAHAHAHA
Pinwiz11: noooooooooooo
Critterbot: Welp...
SK__Ren: too close
seepete: LUL
Tempest2097: Fucking bitten
Lord_Hosk: lol
kumatsu: seabatHITBOX
BusTed: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
FormOfSquirrel: Big hitbox. Oops
notthepenguins: AHAHAHAHA
cgwonder: what????
Dog_of_Myth: LUL LUL LUL LUL
sethtriggs: YES I CALLED IT WITH THE HITBOX
SmithKurosaki: OMG
Sorator13: oh dear
yayspiders: LUL
NotCainNorAbel: perfect game
Tempest2097: LUL
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MikoKisai: I call shenanigans!
Aenir798: LUL
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: ah yes. the king of the primal realms.
blip2004: just EFFFFed
evilspoons983: area of effect damage lol
jaimeblacken: noooooooooooooooo
SnackPak_: sergeOwl sergeOwl sergeOwl
midnightcurryjazz: khaosp4PuppyLove khaosp4PuppyLove khaosp4PuppyLove khaosp4PuppyLove khaosp4PuppyLove khaosp4PuppyLove khaosp4PuppyLove
WardsarTheWriter: Flew too close to the sun...
savageneil1: Killes by t rex.
Harvest25: Got too close
PixelArtDragon: WELP
sophieghost: Oh no
Coloneljesus: how the turns have tabled
NarishmaReborn: it has range
Saintnex: WOW
fastlane250: Aaaand back to the start.
Mangledpixel: got too close!
DigitalSeahorse: did it not checkpoint?
Lysander_salamander: what kind of hitbox is that?
Dromos_GHG: f
accountmadeforants: seabatHITBOX
TehAmelie: just a little more reach than expected
couchboyj: We are attack! ALARM ENEMIES
Anubis169: DENIED!!
seepete: T-WRECKED
SpacePotato01: GG
MrSarkhan: flew to close to the sun
Gekyouryuu: AMAZING
bippityjones: GG
LordManiMani: gdqAAAH
Tempest2097: F
MungoDude: I was about to say "I sure hope it doesnt breathe fire"
DigitalSeahorse: fuck
herph: jlrrCoolgame
zigboy22: WHAT
savageneil1: that was stuck on a fence.
KV1NN4: nooooooooooooooo
F0ll0wthr0ugh: lrrWOW
Irsaan: I was here
Pteraspidomorphi: It was a remote T-rex
Rourke9: Woooow
EpiVanMural: big L
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: wake up Alex. it's time to wake up.
TheWarDoctor8: PogChamp
bippityjones: WP
Thefluffiestguineapig: YESSSSS
margieargie: Perfect game 10/10
varmintx0: so, what's next?
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Well that somehow feels appropriate
Critterbot: Okay, time to move on? :D
3cbb: beautiful hitbox
Drasvin: Oh. It had a death radius
Sandboxgamer27: Hello highlights
CodeIndigo: the trex killed you with mind bullets??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!
JessKay: hitbox the size of god
Rhynerd: T-rex got more range that you thibn
WearingCats_CwC: That T-Rex was fucking psychic
wench_tacular: lrrEFF
SK__Ren: Wait is the trex right there?
SpacePotato01: it's over there now
NewtyNewts: Oh hey there's the T-rex
KV1NN4: "Get wrekt LOL" - my partner
Gizmoloid: did the trex just turn into the chopper?
Redbassist: That t-rex had a kill field?!
codatski: Hello highlight reel
DigitalSeahorse: sub ocean?
TheOtherTrevor: trex is right where the copter lifted off
gamblingaregood: Amazing
thebuzzstreams: the t-rex is still there, and was that helicopter dropping grenades???
bippityjones: AOE Heart Attack Radius on the T-rex
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: apparently the T-rex didn't need to cross the fence to kill you?
NorthstarTex: why the alarm clock
LordManiMani: Fool, you dared approach he
NotCainNorAbel: muliplayer?
GapFiller: damnit what a time to NOT have Adams emotes
Thefluffiestguineapig: Alex.exe has encountered a problem
Dromos_GHG: 0%
red_shoes_jeff: I mean... you ran up to a T-Rex.
Snowcookies: historically accurate t-rex
empyreon: flew too close to the reptilian sun
sethtriggs: I knew that hitbox was going to be sus!
evilspoons983: there's a 'region' button
bippityjones: What is Multiplayer
Ackfu1: try the multiplayer LUL
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: T-rex carrying avian flu
NewtyNewts: Lunging hitbox while standing still
GapFiller: cz hes got the perfect emote for that
Forgotten_Lizard: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: It gorilla grod'd and explodes your brain
frank_the_great: Howdy G and Alex, howdy chat! Guess who just tested positive for covid? Shit sucks
GaProgMan: Quick! Everyone install this game and we can all play on stream
GapFiller: Forgotten_Lizard exactly
DigitalSeahorse: ocean?
MungoDude: you could play with bots maybe
bippityjones: are there other maps?
Rhynerd: There’s other maps?
GaProgMan: (don't do what I suggested)
thebuzzstreams: only 4 gigs
Gekyouryuu: that was perfect
rentar42: loadout?
accountmadeforants: Wait, I wanna see Australia
TehAmelie: it said 0% progress
loufghyslaufey: A waiting lobby "Watch+Play"? LUL
TehAmelie: ever forward, never learning
WardsarTheWriter: Literally Unskippable
MAPBoardgames: Turn on the sound!
LordManiMani: "Turn down the lights where applicable"
Dog_of_Myth: Cmon, WOTC. Give us T-Rex with Mind Bullets for D&D
NewtyNewts: Let's go for subocean!
GaProgMan: @WardsarTheWriter I see what you did there
lirazel64: I mean, at least it had gameplay.
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @Dog_of_Myth Wouldn't that just be a psionic t rex?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @Dog_of_Myth there's GOT to be opportunity for an Ixalan/Kamigawa crossover right??
Mangledpixel: we yearn for freedom, we yearn for the horizon, we yearn.... for the OCEAN
Ackfu1: you should have just taken the train
GrassVortex: and then we take them out, and just dump them on the ground to later pickup again...
DeM0nFiRe: Latest Snowrunner DLC doesn't look as high quality as the previous ones
Dog_of_Myth: @Thefluffiestguineapig Yep
rentar42: second takes are for amateurs!
Pteraspidomorphi: Isn't nature amazing?
LordManiMani: So is TRex still on the map?
Pinwiz11: It needs the Paul "Hello!"
ani_laurel: I wanted the trex to be wandering around the whole time tbh
Jadenim: Special Military Animal?
noSmokeFire: "it's a living!"
Dog_of_Myth: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou I would be down for that.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: "and bring its corpse back"? How exactly were we going to load and tow an entire T-rex corpse??
MAPBoardgames: Cose?
Rhynerd: “And bring it back, it’s corpse back”
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also you're on your own right?
couchboyj: Bring it bac... it's corpse back
LordManiMani: Amazing
loufghyslaufey: A Tyrannosaurus casting grapeshot? ScaredyCat LUL NotLikeThis FBtouchdown StinkyCheese FBBlock NewRecord PixelBob
JaymicUnyielding: We need the jurassic park theme on kazoo STAT
Thefluffiestguineapig: How would you get the corpse back?
GaProgMan: It's that one PSX demo disc, but as an HD remaster
NewtyNewts: Microphone at the end of a smarties tube
gooey_xylophone: "I'm druunk. I'm very, very druunk"
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Accurate description
LordManiMani: @gooey_xylophone beautiful reference
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GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: it sounds like they had to keep quiet to avoid waking up someone else in the house
noSmokeFire: maybe we can catch the train
Tiber727: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou Simple. Everything in this game is weightless, except for single bullets.
kumatsu: you use the grenades to dboost over the invisible walls
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: yeah can we just catch the train out of here?
gooey_xylophone: @LordManiMani oh thank you!
GaProgMan: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou Black Mesa
Mangledpixel: ooh this looks promising
Thefluffiestguineapig: @gooey_xylophone You're so right!
sethtriggs: This game has a complicated relationship with colliders.
Rhynerd: I like how one of the VA lines got flubbed and was kept in
JaymicUnyielding: One Day for Ghostwinter
CodeIndigo: imagining this guy's head bob synced to baby don't hurt me
Thefluffiestguineapig: @sethtriggs Also grammar
MyrddintheWizard: I live for this gun shimmy.
accountmadeforants: I hope one day we get a subocean that's got a big decal over it that says "Hi LRR, big fan!"
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh hell yeah let's get the train!
Thefluffiestguineapig: What was that weird engine noise
LordManiMani: WutFace
DeM0nFiRe: Victory!
Lysander_salamander: yay
DekiSystem: well, gg
baltimore_667083: SUBOCEAN!
NewtyNewts: We did it!!!!
Foxmar320: YES!!
Nigouki: PURE SKILL
felipe_modesto: G E T
BusTed: FBtouchdown
MikoKisai: We got there!
Tempest2097: VICTORY AT SEA
sethtriggs: OHHHHHHHH
thebuzzstreams: Winner!
Thefluffiestguineapig: YEEESSSSS
frank_the_great: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
fastlane250: GOT there
margieargie: Counts!
noSmokeFire: thanks train!
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
cgwonder: yeeeeees
GapFiller: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunCarp PrideCute
TehAmelie: lrrAWESOME
flatluigi: thank you train
FormOfSquirrel: FREEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOM
MungoDude: gg
TimIAm: My god it's like Alex is a professional at this
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: IT WORKED!
rentar42: welcome, old friend!
MrSarkhan: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Critterbot: The promised land! :D
SmithKurosaki: FBtouchdown
wench_tacular: secret tec
BITs19_: lrrHORN lrrHORN
Snowcookies: YES!!!!
empyreon: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
MAPBoardgames: Alex is a pro!
Gekyouryuu: chef's kiss
WardsarTheWriter: Got there!
LordZarano: PrideRise
BigDaddyBland87: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Mushbie: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
NightValien28: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
SAJewers: vxaFufufu
GrassVortex: a win is a win extraLUL
WearingCats_CwC: Games haunted
red_shoes_jeff: SUBOCEAN!
Scarbble: it's gooooooood!
gooey_xylophone: well done
MyrddintheWizard: FBtouchdown
MehallD: TAS (Train assisted subocean)
Saintnex: YAAASSS
cgwonder: got there!!!!!!
iris_of_ether: FBtouchdown
bippityjones: LETS GOOOOOOO
DigitalSeahorse: sweet
LordManiMani: gdqTime gdqWHAT
Cephallope: Freedom!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: THE TRAIN TOOK US TO THE SUBOCEAN
TheWarDoctor8: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown PogChamp
Tangsm: Oh, that was a bridge over the subocean.
accountmadeforants: FBtouchdown
mizzytastic: praise be
Irsaan: braven10HEX
Joalni: Glorious!
Rhynerd: First train to the sub ocean!
Christophar: Have we ever taken a train to the subocean before?
felipe_modesto: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
empyreon: no words.... should have sent a poet
sethtriggs: That's a tiny map
DigitalSeahorse: train pushed you under I think
Duffadash: yomoarAlmao yomoarAlmao yomoarAlmao yomoarAlmao yomoarAlmao
CodeIndigo: @MehallD YES!!!!
SpacePotato01: the subocean is mud
WizardOfDocs: sub train to the sub ocean?
Greendrag13: You've just been... trolled under the bridge!
jordorowsky: It's beautiful
Adolamir: I joined the stream just in time. let's go!
Pteraspidomorphi: Ah Unity default colors
thebuzzstreams: let the grenade fly!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: one day I want to make a game where glitching out of the geometry is the main mechanic.
Anubis169: :D :D :D
aClonedPickle: that knife animation is like, stirring
Sandboxgamer27: Mix the soup
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KV1NN4: Utter perfection XD
rentar42: then stir the subocean until it's all wibbly
LordManiMani: Yessss
DigitalSeahorse: yessss
accountmadeforants: More SPEED
Thefluffiestguineapig: Are we vibrating??
lirazel64: Lovely
BITs19_: isn'
MAPBoardgames: Accessable to the subocean
NotCainNorAbel: too far from center
Nigouki: approaching warp
NightValien28: oh y e ah
DigitalSeahorse: yes yes yes
SajuukSjet: think it was the train before it despawned :D
Bassios: Cheer100 Subocean!
Ummon_: floating point precision
flatluigi: hell yeah wibbly suboceans
asthanius: Floating Point Errors!
Mushbie: yeees floating point rounding errors
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
BITs19_: isn't that the unity default skybox?
flatluigi: it's been a while
sethtriggs: Uh oh Floating Point Errors for the win!
GaProgMan: Warp 9.1
LordManiMani: Faster than sound
cgwonder: liquefying
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: this is what it's like to be Kitty Pryde
SpacePotato01: I wonder if he'll spaghettify
DeM0nFiRe: floating point precision is a hell of a drug
Mangledpixel: floating point errors baybeeee!
GaProgMan: Warp 9.2
empyreon: gooooooood gooooooooood
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is what led to the Carl Sagan impression before
bippityjones: Infinite Speed, become the god trash
margieargie: The Kraken!
MikoKisai: floating-point precision limits, babyyyyyy
SmithKurosaki: Fall Forever
ArcadeEngineer: why do they never ever replace the unity default skybox
notthepenguins: jellofication
TheWarDoctor8: more, more! MORE!
wench_tacular: torn apart by the sub ocean forces
GrassVortex: or we are so far from the world origin that floating point numbers start to freak out :D
thebuzzstreams: And to think, unity wants to charge devs to provide this!
mizzytastic: what is terminal velocity?
rentar42: I think that's the precision of the floating point numbers going bad the further you are from the center.
MrSarkhan: This is amazing
evilspoons983: yes, engine precision is starting to become an issue
GaProgMan: Warp 9.3
aClonedPickle: keep stirring the subocean imo
felipe_modesto: 16k units away from origin the world starts becoming funny.
TehAmelie: our muscles are turning into protein shakes
CouldntPickAUsername: I really wanna make a game where you actually want to go to the subocean
WardsarTheWriter: Is there no third-person mode to see how it's affecting your model?
Rhynerd: can we reach the super wibblies?
DigitalSeahorse: hehehheh
Lysander_salamander: spaget
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this a specific engine? Because this has happened before
Christophar: Imagine doing this in multiplayer
codatski: The train tamped you down and you just popped right through
LordManiMani: Gives me the jibblies
MungoDude: Dr Katz style wiggle animation
Scarbble: we're reaching critical wibble
TheAwkes: The vertices can't handle such speed.
darkcyril: Ghost Winter: Flashpoint.
zigboy22: Yes the Jello hands as you fell trough the map
Nigouki: this is like one of those anime scene of Going all out just this once
Jadenim: At what point do you become a salamander?
Ackfu1: on no
NewtyNewts: He's becoming polygons
zigboy22: I rember that
Mangledpixel: wibbleywibbleywibbleywibbleywibbley
emberBecky: will we spaghettify
bo_brinkman: floating point match be damned
fiftymcnasty: Getting the shakes
sethtriggs: This can happen in a lot of engines
Dog_of_Myth: Falling towards the singularity
GaProgMan: Warp 9.4
BITs19_: I wonder if that's a problem with float precision
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunBabhed
TheOtherTrevor: snow still falling totally normally
empyreon: Got the shakes real bad, doc
eric_christian_berg: I got the DTs bad, hoss.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Now we're in Home Movies
MrSarkhan: How long until the game just can't handle it anymore
Foxmar320: Jiggle physics at there worst
bippityjones: very afraid of the special animal
DigitalSeahorse: I think so
Rhynerd: We must go wibblier
Ackfu1: oh on*
accountmadeforants: Turns out there are limits to floating point precision
gooey_xylophone: Superman did this once to turn into a ghost
Bassios: Your vertices have the wibbles
Pteraspidomorphi: There was a train noise
LordManiMani: I've always wished for a less semi problematic sequel to Car Boys
GaProgMan: Captain, the hull is buckling
noSmokeFire: we got isekaied
cgwonder: @couldntpickausername i feel like you have to during the Stanley Parable. or at least, get out of the map.
sethtriggs: Oh wow that floating point jitter
KV1NN4: what adult-fun-toy speed/pattern setting is this?
TimIAm: You're whole body is the boobs from the first game
CodeIndigo: yes, you got isekai'd into the subocean
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh god the sinusoids forming in your outlines
korvys: Ah, floating point rounding errors
frank_the_great: There's a steel train coming through
DeM0nFiRe: digital camo is crazy these days
snikerony: The game was called "Esc: From Planet"
TehAmelie: at what point do we stop being biology and become physics?
sethtriggs: I wonder if the computer is going to have heat issues now
Christophar: He's being Derezzed!
Mangledpixel: ooh the wibbles are starting to quantize
MikoKisai: The snow appears to be a full-screen effect that is independent of anything else
BusTed: ruh roh
felipe_modesto: @BITs19_ Oh it absolutely is. :) An especially shader code, which frequently uses half precision. Fun times.
asthanius: We're pixelizing
bosku: Remember the Capri Sun ads
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Barry Allen is having a very bad day
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh openseBeeps openseBeeps
SnackPak_: if you're gonna spew, spew into this
johnalogue: Oh, we're back in the brick dimension
bosku: When kids liquify
Thefluffiestguineapig: wHAT were those BrOwNiEs
Ummon_: turning into a roblox character
sethtriggs: This is total Windows Media Player visualization vibes
Mediocre_Man5: look at the horizon to become that joy division album cover
DigitalSeahorse: openseBeeps voxlunGeiger voxlunRad
Thefluffiestguineapig: YEESSS
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: but.. why is this what happens in the sub ocean?
ArcadeEngineer: @Thefluffiestguineapig the smeary blue over grey skybox is the default for a new scene in unity and has been for a very long time
MAPBoardgames: The all-powerful grenade
GaProgMan: Why, it's low poly pixel-man
LostThePirate: XD
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: it's okay if you drop them they'll fall at the same rate as you
BITs19_: float precision
korvys: Floating point numbers
MungoDude: there's horizontal bands like a poorly deinterlaced video
bosku: upward toss?
asthanius: What makes a man go Cubist?
Mangledpixel: floating point errors
fastlane250: entering the polyverse
sethtriggs: Distance from origin probably
flatluigi: loss of floating point precision
notthepenguins: floating point precision errors
rentar42: Floating point precision when far from the 0-point
GrassVortex: floating point precision breakdown
DekiSystem: at what point does this game just give up PrideLaugh
CodeIndigo: i don't know, but i know what it causes
RedAlexxis: yeah ... this figures
NewtyNewts: Distance from origin causing display errors probably
WardsarTheWriter: Isn't this one of the styles from Spiderverse?
DeM0nFiRe: It's floating point precision limitationbs
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: floating-point roundoff error, probably
Laserbeaks_Fury: You are probably accerating unbounded
Anaerin: It's Floating-point precision, or running out of it.
SajuukSjet: ah! Voxel based :P
Gizmoloid: we gotta see what this does to a rifle
RVieiraBelliard: Good old floating point fluctuations
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ArcadeEngineer I meant the phenomenon of the molecules vibrating apart
Manae: That sure wasn't a microdose
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: This man is finding I’m entirely new physical dimensions
MikoKisai: Floating-point precision causes this. It's just an engine limitation.
Reecer6: oh my god, i've never seen this happen to a model
Ummon_: floating point precision gets lower the further you are from the coordinate origin
JunieJazz: Literally the game Rez
GaProgMan: low res-man
DoodlestheGreat: I think it's caused by too much caffene.
empyreon: Vib Ribbon!
dravman: floating point errors when you get too far from the origin
Pteraspidomorphi: NewtyNewts: Distance from 1 to be precise
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Every time you get his it removes a vertex
accountmadeforants: You're moving real fast, it's tracking those polygons with floating point numbers, floating points have limited precision and get a bit wibbly
Thefluffiestguineapig: So basically a game of a specific SCP
bippityjones: Your arms are weapons and must be censored to lower the game rating
GapFiller: Vib Ribbon!
mwlsn: Just a plane in space
Mushbie: it's because you are getting too far away from the origin point of the world
johnalogue: I think we have previously mentioned the idea of a game where you lose fidelity as you get hit
Orannis0: Contact on the DS did that too
JunieJazz: REZ, the trance music game
GapFiller: w/ Vibri the Bunny
sethtriggs: This is amazing, you're going to become voxels before long.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I can't remember the name
ArcadeEngineer: oh that'll happen in any game where you move farther from the coord system origin and you're using floats
noSmokeFire: floating point numbers let you store big numbers in the same number of bits, so the bigger they get the less precise they are. You're far out of bounds, so your position is very large, and therefore very imprecise
mizzytastic: as you approach the singularity you will experience spaghettification
raulghoulia: your poor bones
GaProgMan: Your arms are turning into Japanese porn
CodeIndigo: rez got trippy as you did better, vib ribbon get trippy as you failed
Gekyouryuu: red shifting
LordManiMani: We've achieved N64
Gizmoloid: gorgeous
d3cayedfang: Now for a break while leaving it running in the background
ani_laurel: Sphaggetification
Laserbeaks_Fury: Spagetification
WardsarTheWriter: You've become meat.
KV1NN4: The Human Toblerone
sethtriggs: Memory overflow?
GaProgMan: @LordManiMani maximum n64
Rhynerd: Block meat
andvuaranaut: WE are turning into Abstract Art?
korvys: @LoadingReadyRun Basically, to save space, large floating point numbers round to other numbers, so the geometry is snapping to points
couchboyj: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
bosku: Reminds me of monument valley
LordManiMani: Unable to cross the N64 Threshold
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: ah yes as you approach the black hole time will appear to run slower and slower
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GrassVortex: that was a *TRIP*
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: So this is that Final Shape the witness was on about
Anaerin: @LoadingReadyRun You're running into Floating-Point precision issues - The further away from the origin (0,0) you get, the less accurate floating-point numbers become.
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margieargie: Doubt ths'll top that, but...
Tiber727: Is this the prequel to Super Meat Boy?
frank_the_great: There's a Binding of Isaac item kinda like that. It's a mushroom that gives a stat boost while making the stage trippy. Use it too much and the game becomes unplayable
GapFiller: Vibri the star of Vib Ribbon https://vibribbon.fandom.com/wiki/Vibri
LordManiMani: @i_drink_to_forget_thermo was that the end of Fez too,
ani_laurel: @Anaerin Cool
Gekyouryuu: who's on Monikers tonight?
TheOtherTrevor: Your arms look "normal" when looking up/down because you're looking along a dimension where you're coords are actually still close to the origin. But when looking horizontally, your coordinate is WAY BELOW 0
DigitalSeahorse: digita435Octo Octen?
GaProgMan: Blank Screen - the video game
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh I loved Revolutionary Game Uktena
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok
Tempest2097: Oh man is this sick new Plato's Cave game?
Thefluffiestguineapig: What are the smears?
MungoDude: Fahrenwald... like, travelling woods?
ElektroTal: wait, i missed a game that reminded people of rez and vib ribbon??
MAPBoardgames: I'm so close to bingo, I can taste it. https://pump19.eu/bingo/wap
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Tempest2097 Could be interesting if that's what this really is
rentar42: have you ever tried any of the let's play games on the steam deck? I wonder if they are "verified"
bosku: horned serpent?/
Tempest2097: BWAHAAGH?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: uhM
Pteraspidomorphi: This is some shader
Lysander_salamander: what
RealGamerCow: Bloominati
Jadenim: @ElektroTal No, you really didn't...
sethtriggs: Nice renfair dress
CodeIndigo: player character of indeterminate gender
Harvest25: I like the aesthetic
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is this the Assassin, Creed?
WardsarTheWriter: Now, broadcasting from the blinding light of heaven...
SajuukSjet: someone recently played Assassins Creed, i see
Tempest2097: Why.... why is your left nipple glowing
RVieiraBelliard: Looks like a drawing turned into a texture by AI
Thefluffiestguineapig: For trope bingo do you reset after every game or per stream?
Tempest2097: I feel like I have to ask that
tehfewl: looks like a bad AI "art"
jaric93: stream
ElektroTal: @Tempest2097 why isn't *your* left nipple glowing?
KV1NN4: yes Alex YEEES XD
Mr_Horrible: Dribbly Snake
DigitalSeahorse: it's a snek
ani_laurel: @Thefluffiestguineapig per stream
felipe_modesto: yeet
BITs19_: limbo?
DigitalSeahorse: a squalid snek
Tiber727: They finally made a video game of A Scanner Darkly!
Tempest2097: @ElektroTal Because I didn't turn on every filter at once
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: um?
Lysander_salamander: comedy?
SnackPak_: rude
BusTed: rude
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: was that a wheelbarrow race?
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is Platos Cave!!!!!!!!!!
asthanius: !!!
GaProgMan: Tea Bag - the game
sethtriggs: LEWD
ani_laurel: thats a marvellous opening
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunCarp
flatluigi: what in the world has happened here
Thefluffiestguineapig: Why are we upside down????
Tempest2097: Oh wow
mizzytastic: limbo souls
thebuzzstreams: we were teabagging... ourselves?
sethtriggs: This game decided you shouldn't be able to see
Thefluffiestguineapig: Are we a goat man?
Mr_Horrible: who needs contrast anyway
Snowcookies: controls pls
RealGamerCow: ow my everything
RVieiraBelliard: Nice, the caracter was so ugly they decided to hid it
They_Are_Alyx: ??????
GrassVortex: wow... this is weird
accountmadeforants: Perfect for W+P!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: okay so this is what happens when someone plays Limbo and goes "I could draw that"
loufghyslaufey: Wait. You haven't tried the *Find Me* hand horror game some of us learn about in the Let's NOPE?
Critterbot: I'll say, if you know what teabagging really is you wouldn't do it to anyone.
IncredibleFrown: this might look interesting if it was readable at all
Mr_Horrible: tfw you can't tell if it's the game or the controller that's causing camera drift
Tempest2097: This is just a bad game without a lighting engine
Anaerin: So 3D Limbo, with BotW's UI style.
flatluigi: this looks like a botw
Coloneljesus: cool shader, gamedeveloper
loufghyslaufey: Or "Finding Me"?
sethtriggs: Emphasis on Dark
aerolend: @DigitalSeahorse LUL
MAPBoardgames: There's art direction. That direction is straight into the lrrGARBO
ArcadeEngineer: this one seems to be just irremediably fucked
Mr_Horrible: it's certainly dark
Thefluffiestguineapig: @loufghyslaufey I don't think so, I 'm not sure that game is out yet
josh___something: is it a BotW?
Jadenim: I mean, this is bad, but I can kind of see what they're going for
Rhynerd: Never seen a game start with the character teabagging the camera
flatluigi: did this, like, install properly
tabbyphobos: It's certainly dark something
WardsarTheWriter: Game visuals are a luxury nowadays.
rentar42: i'd like to pretend that this is all a conscious design choice and not the fact that someone couldn't figure out sane texturing and lighting ....
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
TheOtherTrevor: Someone liked the grey asthetic of Limbo
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this someone played Limbo and Dark Souls and tried to smash them together?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: these souls look extremely Dark at least
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
asthanius: Getting big "I played ASHEN" vibes
Jadenim: Almost like the LotR wraith vision effect
margieargie: "Hey you, you're finally awake"
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
Snowcookies: everyone loves black on dark grey
Coloneljesus: this really is the dark of souls
Laserbeaks_Fury: this Sanctuary of the Undead
NewtyNewts: Ah good, another top-tier audio quality game
Tempest2097: I was joking about this being a Plato's Cave game and now I realize that it wasn't a joke at all.
sethtriggs: Someone was recording it late and night and didn't want to wake anyone up
Thefluffiestguineapig: @margieargie Literally though
Saintnex: God, this game seems impossible to play at apl
Tempest2097: This is straight up shadows on a cave wall graphics.
Thefluffiestguineapig: They are talking about crime
NewtyNewts: I thought so... you're wearing an Apple Watch, you're one of THOSE guys.
Coloneljesus: dark souls but you start in the tomb of giants
johnalogue: Oh good, proper nouns
Invitare: Is this... lore???
Mr_Horrible: it was for a puka shell necklace!
GreatWahooney: just woke up one day and chose violence I guess
Pteraspidomorphi: Show don't tell, devs
accountmadeforants: Y'know, these distance-based heat wobblies are pretty decent, if a bit over-the-top.
Reecer6: why do we keep turning
VanAvant: Is this the narrator from Walden?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Revolutionary Girl Uktena
Thefluffiestguineapig: What?
sethtriggs: @accountmadeforants At this rate, must've come with the kit
rentar42: for speaking up one must slay and entirely different beast and take its scale as a totem
RVieiraBelliard: Go outside and fix the Uktena
frank_the_great: I showed you my totem, plz respond
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: man I've heard the camera in Dark Souls was bad
accountmadeforants: @sethtriggs Yeah... probably...
Mr_Horrible: seems like it
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think so
WizardOfDocs: emphasis on shadow
Saintnex: Yo, if you want to help us, how bout you actually light up ANYTHING
WizardOfDocs: shadow puppetry of the colossus
Juliamon: Friggin LABEL IT
empyreon: Jerry Gargantuan? I went to high school with him!
MAPBoardgames: Why do you have that controller, still?
GaProgMan: The Bad Controller - the lesser known Thomas the Tank Engine character
LordZarano: PUT A LABEL ON IT
ElektroTal: they got the dark part, at least
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: is the camera being aimed by another character? is that why it seems to have a mind of its own? Is Lakitu drunk?
CouldntPickAUsername: put it back in the fridge fort he next person to fill
Mr_Horrible: I'm honestly impressed it's still hanging around
Laserbeaks_Fury: "This is the bad controller" sets it aside for the next stream
DigitalSeahorse: sounds like they were recording this voice in an apt with thin walls while being highly self-conscious enough to only speak loud enough for the mic to hear
DigitalSeahorse: bearly
accountmadeforants: And... have you labeled it, Graham?
asthanius: This is weird ASMR
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sethtriggs: Oh that has to be a bad time to listen to with headphones
NewtyNewts: Moon gravity in the underside.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Shadow of the Colossus + Dark Souls = Shadow of the Dark
Pteraspidomorphi: The jump grunts are only on my left ear
Mr_Horrible: my ears are having a hard time reconciling this
GaProgMan: ASMR - the video game: the movie
VanAvant: @sethtriggs It very much is
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
lamina5432: is there a reason to keep the controlller
flatluigi: evil
accountmadeforants: Good, good :)
Thefluffiestguineapig: LUL
Anubis169: left channel only?
Anubis169: it's coming out of my right channel
cgwonder: LUL
CodeIndigo: I'm stepping away now but I can't wait for Monikers tonight
ArcadeEngineer: no textures and distance fog on is not an aesthetic
Thefluffiestguineapig: The Dark was a different game
LordManiMani: Are you sure it isn't an Ian config'd controller
Tempest2097: Chiarascuro lighting gone mad
Lysander_salamander: is your charater skateboarding?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: honestly I'm surprised we haven't had a W&P game named "Shadow of the Dark"
Gekyouryuu: Shadark of the Colosouls.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wasn't there a GPLP of the Dark?
Mr_Horrible: puts tape with "Let's NOPE controller" on it
flatluigi: @Anubis169 your audio system is backwards
baltimore_667083: subocean already?
asthanius: I had morning totem today
sethtriggs: The sounds just...are so weird
korvys: @Anubis169 I think you've got something backwards
NewtyNewts: A gargantuan what?
sethtriggs: This game is 100% subocean
RealGamerCow: I would like to see what this game looked like on the Dev's screen
DigitalSeahorse: flipped
NewtyNewts: Your headphones are on backwards?
Mr_Horrible: Aussie Debuff
Tempest2097: Yeah this is definitely left audio only.
ani_laurel: left for me
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think this person also played Limbo
Laserbeaks_Fury: Do talk to me till my totem has had it Gargantuan
mizzytastic: the player doesn't need to be able to tell what is a massive hole
Anubis169: 🙃
johnalogue: Left channel here
Tangsm: So I assume the goal of this game is to reach the map lighting.
DigitalSeahorse: it's left ear for me
DeM0nFiRe: none pizza with left audio
lamina5432: enemy ahead
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Anubis are you in Australia? you have to invert the sound channels down there :3
Thefluffiestguineapig: I can't tell if the red thing is geometry or the goal
WardsarTheWriter: I mean, we started the game upside-down, so maybe it ought to be coming out the right?
DoodlestheGreat: Your ears have exchanged sides, Anubis.
rentar42: how much of that is bugs and how much of it is "ugh ... never mind, we're shipping this"
GaProgMan: Benefit of the doubt: what if the game crashed when booting, or didn't install properly
Mr_Horrible: I believe that's ICANT
NewtyNewts: @DeM0nFiRe none light sources with left jumpgrunts
Lord_Hosk: Its coming out of my bottom channel
TehAmelie: did they go with "gargantuans" to suggest "bigger than titans"?
accountmadeforants: Yup, left also. Sorry you had to find out you've been listening to stereo wrong this way, Anubis.
sethtriggs: Thanks too because that helped me figure out my speaker placement!
TheAwkes: There's right audio too, it's just way lower.
Lord_Hosk: Ohhh woops, I was sitting on my headphones
aerolend: @Anubis169 Straya!
sethtriggs: Can't swim, that is neat
DigitalSeahorse: orange thing shaped like a gorilla
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @GaProgMan I would believe that if the menu screen weren't also smudgy black and white silhouettes
DigitalSeahorse: xD
BITs19_: are you constantly turning to the right?
DeM0nFiRe: @NewtyNewts LUL
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Anubis169: aerolend: UK :D
Thefluffiestguineapig: Why are none of the textuers clear????
GaProgMan: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou Oh wait. The screenshots on Steam look exactly like this. Disregard my last statement.
Mr_Horrible: Examine
Thefluffiestguineapig: Things don't need to have blurry outlines
Mr_Horrible: "Yup, sure is"
MAPBoardgames: Get in REEEEEAL close to examine
NewtyNewts: UI leaves something to be desired.
DoodlestheGreat: @Lord_Hosk Some people are into that...
asthanius: I'll say this: the dev definitely likes controlling the camera for cinematic cuts
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yup, that's a box alright
wench_tacular: examine better
Pal_Friendpatine: So is the game supposed to look like this?
rentar42: This is one of the games of all time.
accountmadeforants: Really save-our those textures!
frank_the_great: Simply don't die
Pteraspidomorphi: Is this... art?
Thefluffiestguineapig: What is the red?
WardsarTheWriter: Is this our life now?
TheMerricat: So fun fact. this game led me to discover that I had my speakers flipped.... :D
AugmentingPath: The visual design is giving "lens cap"
Coloneljesus: maybe this is a game that simulates partial blindness
GaProgMan: Enhance!
LordManiMani: lrrHERE
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunBabhed
RealGamerCow: This angers the cow
TheOtherTrevor: My right channel as well... And I confirmed my speakers are setup correctly
Thefluffiestguineapig: @AugmentingPath After a soft focus vaseline shot
Mangledpixel: I desire no
NotCainNorAbel: no leave only enter
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Dear dev: this is not what "colorblind-friendly" means.
eric_christian_berg: Astigmatism Simulator.
Mr_Horrible: we're caught in its gravitational field
EpiVanMural: turn 360 degrees and walk away
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rentar42: what is "ability controls"?
LordManiMani: Hit da bricks!
MAPBoardgames: "Can't finish prologue" - BINGO!
Mangledpixel: hit da bricks
epsilon_vee: ^
Laserbeaks_Fury: Don't turn around, just walk away
DigitalSeahorse: digita435Snail welp vicksyTrash_TK lrrGARBO
Tempest2097: "Graphics"
Saintnex: Like I would be legitimately tempted to verify the integrity of the files for this game, bc I refuse to believe that a dev would make a game with almost NO texture and way to see anything
Mr_Horrible: who put this heart of a dying star in the middle of this field?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait
accountmadeforants: And the game dared to demand a controller from you
TheMerricat: 0
Lord_Hosk: Alex... you are playing in a simulation
Thefluffiestguineapig: Did Alex just say he could interact with the world behind the menu?
sethtriggs: How does a game that looks like this load like this?
Tempest2097: Emphasis on Shadow
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: yeah this game made you get up and get a *controller*
rentar42: with emphasis on the "shadow" I guess
MAPBoardgames: Too much shadow, not enough colossus
Tempest2097: @rentar42 Drift compatibility
Thefluffiestguineapig: Shadow of the Colosus+Limbo+ Listen to my cool lore!
mizzytastic: art direction = fancy filter
VanAvant: Game direction too
Mr_Horrible: "Y'know what I remember about SotC? A total lack of visual clarity."
ghizmou: they took shadow a little too litterally
Anubis169: Well thank you everybody, I had a pair of my chunky audio jacks in backwards <3
EpiVanMural: shadow of the colossal mistake
Walkingharder: You could've just stopped at "lots of skipped understanding"
Anubis169 huggles the chat
Gekyouryuu: Uktena sounds like someone deliberately mispronouncing Octane
WearingCats_CwC: Well sure, Shadow of the Colossus doesn't look like shit and ass
Anubis169 huggles G and A too
DigitalSeahorse: right into the water
sethtriggs: Hope there's no stamina bar
NewtyNewts: Round Zelda stamina wheel
rentar42: slow down sonic, it's already your 30th anniversary, you can't keep going that fast
Dog_of_Myth: Shadow vs the Colossus
GaProgMan: @Gekyouryuu Google tells me it's a Horned Serpent
Thefluffiestguineapig: Overshadowed by the Colossal Mistake
DigitalSeahorse: everything so dark
codatski: Legend of Zegend
RVieiraBelliard: If they made the character white or standout in some way, this style might maybe work somehow
asthanius: Have you checked your ring
Mr_Horrible: if the internet has taught me anything about that twink
Critterbot: There was a stamina gauge like the before BotW.
mizzytastic: breath of the limbo colossus souls
eric_christian_berg: Nobody wants a tired ring.
rentar42: what's the weird thing in the top left, is that an inventory?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @GaProgMan It is and has neat mythological origins which this game is absolutely not respecting
Laserbeaks_Fury: Zelda 2: The Adventure of Twink
asthanius: There was a circular stamina gauge in Shadow of the Colossus fwiw
flatluigi: a bunch of the rest of the UI is also very botw
Mr_Horrible: no, they were all square before BotW Kappa
BITs19_: i ask again, are you turning to the right slowly?
LurkerSpine: MC is a satyr
sethtriggs: Walking on i more likely
Walkingharder: you sneak REALLY fast btw
Mr_Horrible: the saddest gorilla
Thefluffiestguineapig: Why does the rectangle in the top left have fluer de lis?
Drakas: oh so is this the trichlor elden ring
Thefluffiestguineapig: What is that noise???
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WardsarTheWriter: That looks almost exactly like the BotW/TotK controller tutorial window.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I wonder if you get more colors when you kill the beefy lads. Maybe they stole all your colors.
LordSaphni: thats just breath of the wild
GaProgMan: It's a specter from Final Fantasy The Spirits Within
RealGamerCow: what is that noise *supposed* to be?
Simriel: we shadow of the Collosus now
gooey_xylophone: it's an old elephant <3
Mr_Horrible: why does it sound like plastic bins falling over?
asthanius: uhhhhhh
Mangledpixel: this UI is absolutely inspired by BOTW, that's how their tutorial boxes appear
Pteraspidomorphi: More abruptly cut audio effects
Critterbot: I... do not like these sounds effects.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @RealGamerCow wooden blocks dropping on the floor?
Simriel: Except the Collosus is a literal shadow
mizzytastic: why does the stomps make a bad unlocking sound?
sethtriggs: Skeleton sounds?
Saintnex: Whose’s dropping planks over and over again
TheOtherTrevor: climbing its bones
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: spookier noises than Evil Ritual - Horror Escape though
CouldntPickAUsername: you have found the subskeleton
Mr_Horrible: lotta people are into that
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh lrrJUDGE
Angnor33: That's good. Now, become the monster!
eric_christian_berg: Sir! We have achieved right buttcheek!
sethtriggs: Oh noooooooo it's clippy and jittery
Anubis169: Shadow of the Colosterfuck
SpacePotato01: probably just tangled up in its pubes
WardsarTheWriter: Breath of the Colossus
josh___something: At least buy it DINNER first, alex D:<
sethtriggs: It's *also* having floating point errors!
midnightcurryjazz: are we supposed to feel sad now?
Mr_Horrible: Shitshow of the Colossus
Thefluffiestguineapig: There are so many games this dev thought they could smash together and make a better game
ghizmou: special move, texture merge
CouldntPickAUsername: god that noise
Sandboxgamer27: Breath of the shadow of the colossus souls
Ackfu1: are we supposed to be able to see?
roseofloki: What nightmare did I arrive to witness?
saucemaster5000: it sounds like someone is chewing lincoln logs
sethtriggs: Hit it in the merkin!
Gekyouryuu: you know, thinking about how you have a BotW stamina ring, I realize "Shadow of the Colossus" 100% sounds like a subtitle for a recent Zelda game
TheAwkes: Breath of the Co-Lossy Shaders
TehAmelie: i'm willing to believe it's some kind of proof of concept version of SotC someone leaked
CouldntPickAUsername: "I have no idea what I'm doing" that's ok neither did the developer
Lysander_salamander: the enemy is stuck?
MungoDude: sounds like he's made of celery and dry spaghetti
raulghoulia: bewildebeast
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: it sounds like someone dropping a whole lot of bamboo poles at once
MAPBoardgames: What are those flesh-colored things hanging out the back?
Walkingharder: what are you "supposed" to be doing?
Saintnex: This is like a legitimate nightmare
rentar42: i actually like the "tripping fur" effect ...
LordManiMani: Anyone played Praey for the Gods? I followed its dev but never bought it
Ummon_: wannabe shadow of the colossus?
sethtriggs: This is not the kind of cronch I like.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @Saintnex yeah that's upsettingly true
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think there might be some Horizon Zero Dawn there too because that noise is giving me big "robot" vibes
Sandboxgamer27: Agro!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or at least non organic
YeetTheRich_: joints?
rubikdarkwill: This seems like someones "Making Shadow of the Colossus can't be that hard"
Simriel: @mapboardgames Think carefully. Do you want an answer?
Anaerin: Dewclaws?
Mr_Horrible: set dressing I wager
Pteraspidomorphi: It takes some serious effort to turn a regular unimaginative game into something so annoying though
accountmadeforants: Ohhhh, it's stuck on those rocks
MAPBoardgames: @Simriel Actually, NO. No, I'm good. Thanks
RealGamerCow: this is so unintelligible.
sethtriggs: I love this fake difficulty of not letting you see anything
gooey_xylophone: the foot has arms.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Why are there ripples when it steps?????
Mr_Horrible: I'm waiting for the inexplicable smash cut to "you have die"
Tangsm: It looks like you're attacking him with a gum wrapper.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: what's happening is that Shadow of the Colossus is harder to make than this guy thought.
asthanius: This is fascinating
Tempest2097: Muh, hrtemhm hemerhgh
Simriel: @mapboardgames Thought so. Good day to you.
Mr_Horrible: rurururururu
GaProgMan: I think the sticky outy bits are claws... right?
WardsarTheWriter: We really need to put one of the SotC tracks over this.
kristian_fischer: Congrulation, you made the right choise.
DigitalSeahorse: digita435Seahorse
sethtriggs: Did the dev actually play this 'game' before releasing it?
DigitalSeahorse: uh
rentar42: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou but if that is so, how come there are SO MANY great shadow of the colossus clones out there?
Mangledpixel: this is reach exceeding grasp
ghizmou: somehow, I doubt death is a coded element in this game
CAKHost: These puzzle games sure are hard.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: quick, throw all your weapons on the ground to find out
mwo2150: ive never been so entertained watching a black blob trying to black blob next to another black blob
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Really captures the feeling from Shadow of the Colossus of a world in decay and how your actions way ultimately be futile
Thefluffiestguineapig: I got bingo, this game might fill in every slot in my bingo card
sethtriggs: Is the menu timeout set to 0 or something?
Mr_Horrible: dazePain
bo_brinkman: Sound off time. Wow.
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: is this sound the opening riff of a group of taiko drummers
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyTrash_TK vary garbo
TehAmelie: ice burn
raulghoulia: so the real world
Tempest2097: Whuh
zigboy22: wow this is bad
MAPBoardgames: You got him on the ropes!
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think that effort sound has been in previous W+P games
Tom_Bruise: Sweet butternut, Game, please stop making that noise
Tempest2097: Real caveman hours
RealGamerCow: it pisses me off more that when he swings, it appears that things have color
sethtriggs: I can see how this could take a couple hours.
Walkingharder: This is boarding unplayable
WardsarTheWriter: Am I seeing splashes of blood, or is that their cape?
kristian_fischer: I should not be listening to these sounds right before bed. They'll haunt my dreams.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: "chop away at the ankles until something happens" is also a common pack tactic of kindergardeners
LordManiMani: Gloom hands!
thebuzzstreams: Is this even a game?
Mr_Horrible: he's greebling
TheOtherTrevor: Your character model actually has colour. I think the game is supposed to be coloured and the dev just forgot to turn on lighting
Thefluffiestguineapig: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou And goblins
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I think it's supposed to be walking away but it's too tall to fit into that cave
sethtriggs: Having this being a puzzle boss would be some hate
MAPBoardgames: Inside every monster is a tiny hero trying to get out!
Tangsm: Do you think there was a conversation option to turn the lights on?
Walkingharder: @thebuzzstreams This is what future humans will think video games were
Mr_Horrible: which means its geometry is allowed to be 20 times worse OpieOP
DigitalSeahorse: can we guess the engine?
Anubis169: Bethesda have more money than most 3rd world countries
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ZeroskieS: why does the grunting sound like a slightly bothered dog?
GrizonII: My left ear is loving this grunting
SpacePotato01: This makes for some interesting asmr
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: man don't you hate it when a techno beat never gets to the drop
GaProgMan: You don't have to "focus" on it, do you?
johnalogue: I mean, *this* game studio wasn't bought out by Microsoft for an absurd sum, so...
kristian_fischer: Camera controls? More like camera LIES!
LurkerSpine: did the rock bleed?
Asimech: "W+P: Showing how much worse Bethesda could be doing."
Pteraspidomorphi: Maybe this isn't an enemy, just a friendly tap-dancing giant
ani_laurel: this is a grind
Thefluffiestguineapig: @GaProgMan Wait, it did have that instruction didn't it
LoadingReadyRun: wasn't there something about using the lance on the control screen?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Did it give a control for focus?
SpacePotato01: This is ASMR of someone grunting as they move boxes full of wooden pieces.
red_shoes_jeff: Can you please stop throwing the firewood down the basement steps?
WardsarTheWriter: I hated that noise.
GaProgMan: @Thefluffiestguineapig I saw the button in the options and though, "worth a shot asking"
Rhynerd: Time to find the subocean?
Saintnex: I would struggle to call this a game at all atm
Tom_Bruise: Maybe in the ocean below we will find the space where we can hear ourselves think again
accountmadeforants: I cannot get over it demanding a controller and then making you put up with this
Pal_Friendpatine: Use less than ultra graphics settings?
Jadenim: Literal ocean
MAPBoardgames: Swim off the end!
sethtriggs: WOWWWWW
ani_laurel: the demiocean
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown
couchboyj: You're in the ocean sub ocean
Thefluffiestguineapig: We are walking intot he oid
NimrodXIV: beautiful
RVieiraBelliard: Hey, you can see yourself now
Anubis169: Alex... you found the Side Ocoan
Anubis169: Ocean*
Rhynerd: Just swim right out of it
Ackfu1: at least you can see now
sethtriggs: Is that some sort of film grain effect?
They_Are_Alyx: FBtouchdown
MAPBoardgames: Now we can say the blood effects was part of the attack
GaProgMan: Those red particle effects happened when you swung the weapon in the ocean
TehAmelie: a gargantuan day
Thefluffiestguineapig: Asking why is futile
Mnemonicman: Amble slowly towards victory
margieargie: Oh, I can finally see things now
Tom_Bruise: blessed silence
DigitalSeahorse: invisible ground
sethtriggs: It's Torgo!
Thefluffiestguineapig: What is wrong with your knees??
Tempest2097: It ends as it began
Snowcookies: this is why you should playtest your games, kids
Tempest2097: Teabagged by a shadow man
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, is this supposed to be pixelated?
mizzytastic: is this the side ocean?
Diabore: sure was a watch and play
Mr_Horrible: Revultionary Gurl Uktena
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is that why those legs were like that?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Uktena is Jawa for "garbage"
Pteraspidomorphi: This was some premium garbage today, my compliments to the chef
lirazel64: Beautiful
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyTrash_TK lrrGARBO vicksyTrash_TK
CouldntPickAUsername: that was like 5 games today right? a good progress on the backlog
Rhynerd: starting as we ended, crotch to the camera
sethtriggs: Wow the shovelware was ripe!
Blasteg: wait are we in subocean?
sophieghost: Excellent trash today folks
red_shoes_jeff: Those legs don't even look like they're ATTATCHED to anything!
raulghoulia: remember that t rex?
grgriffin3: Later guys!
Rhynerd: wait, I worded wrong
rentar42: it feels like the artist doing the 3d model has seen a human before once and has seen 3d modelling software zero times before
wench_tacular: lrrGARBO
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: looking forward to that "special animal" on the highlight reel!
Mr_Horrible: we watched, we played, we had a grand ol time
Anubis169: !patrean
Hangedman: so when you apply cheap free animations to a model without knowing much about it,
Anubis169: !patreon
TehAmelie: so what have we learned today? other than looking at a game you like and going "i can do this" is not a very good way of making games
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GaProgMan: That was a tonne of a fun guys.
Kuhfeek: Thanks for the stream
Anubis169: I CAN SPELL
Mr_Horrible: lrrGARBO
varmintx0: ty for stream
Rhynerd: thanks for the stream!
margieargie: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE This was a great W+P even by the standards of W+Ps
gooey_xylophone: thank you that was excelant
FlamingSpipernado: lrrSHINE
Foxmar320: Thanks for streaming A+G
WearingCats_CwC: bai
Snowcookies: ty for stream
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thank you!!
Foxmar320: lrrSHINE foxmarLOVE lrrSHINE
Anubis169: 'ello
red_shoes_jeff: Buy!
sethtriggs: Thank you!
Anubis169: !schedule
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/schedule for a Google Calendar version.
cgwonder: thanks for the garbage g and alex!
Pteraspidomorphi: Yes I am
flatluigi: monikers!!!!
Simriel: But what if you have been Alex and that had been Graham
Metric_Furlong: Monikerts!
WardsarTheWriter: So excited!
LostThePirate: Woohoo!
Diabore: time for unaired unedited watch and play
lirazel64: Great stream, thanks!
TehAmelie: yaay
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh so exciting!!!
GreatWahooney: hells yes monikers
midnightcurryjazz: monikerrrrrss
Mr_Horrible: Woe be upon ye
cgwonder: oooooh monikers!
maestrith: I Love Monikers1
Charlie_Victor7: Cheer500
Scarbble: monikers is going to be hilarious
korvys: Do we have Jacob again?
GaProgMan: I dislike timezone differences, it's late here in the UK
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian said something about bidet installation?
midnightcurryjazz: noooooo
Aenir798: Is Beej still sick?
MAPBoardgames: Am Beej ok?
lirazel64: *reloads actual physics into world*
Hangedman: woe, a draft be upon ye
Mr_Horrible: keeping with the Beejlander tradition
Mangledpixel: it wouldn't be Beejlander without a delay
flatluigi: will we get to put beej in a bucket again
tehfewl: cant find the repacks again?
kristian_fischer: Time to put the bucket back on Beej's head.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: BEEJLANDER! \o/
lamina5432: paxpox huh
asthanius: Beej is currently reassembling himself
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Beejlander may be rescheduled or FNPF may be rescheduled.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: ?
Drasvin is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 168 in the channel!
couchboyj: Having trouble finding packs for Beejlander?
Drasvin gifted a Tier 1 sub to roseofloki!
Drasvin gifted a Tier 1 sub to Zhedor!
Drasvin gifted a Tier 1 sub to felipe_modesto!
Drasvin gifted a Tier 1 sub to WearingCats_CwC!
Drasvin gifted a Tier 1 sub to TophTheHermit!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for the gifts, Drasvin! Welcome to roseofloki, Zhedor, felipe_modesto, WearingCats_CwC, and TophTheHermit! (Today's storm count: 76)
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I'm sO happy
DoodlestheGreat: Uh oh. The Cult of The Lamb devs have said that if Unity continues with their BS, they're pulling the game from shops Jan 1.
Simriel: Did anyone let Beej out of the bucket yet?
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Mr_Horrible: Bawbur's Gate
notthepenguins: well PiF will be occupied for some time
TophTheHermit: @Drasvin Thanks for the gift sub!
Saintnex subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 113 months, currently on a 113 month streak!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Saintnex! (Today's storm count: 77)
Pteraspidomorphi: DoodlestheGreat: That sucks :(
rubikdarkwill: @Thefluffiestguineapig Plan was with Beej. If Beej is not available maybe it's delayed
Gekyouryuu: if you make an Aarakocra and name them Anthony, you can play Tony Hawk's Baldur Skate 3
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Cheer69
GrizonII: Looking forward to that Beejlander whenever it is, love those nonsense decks
TheAinMAP: lrrAWESOME
Mr_Horrible: did they know???
Thefluffiestguineapig: @rubikdarkwill Ah, makes sense
red_shoes_jeff: Cheer100
Hangedman: @doodlesthegreat that was a joke (because under these bonkers new rules, removing a game doesn't even help)
DoodlestheGreat: @Pteraspidomorphi I think they're betting it won't happen, but we'll see.
SachielOne subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 117 months, currently on a 117 month streak!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, SachielOne! (Today's storm count: 78)
Spacecarl subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 94 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Spacecarl! (Today's storm count: 79)
MAPBoardgames: Garbage day brings out all the weirdos. Welcome! Your people are here!
Thefluffiestguineapig: That is
Gekyouryuu: Wheeze Cheasel?
Thefluffiestguineapig: An image
DigitalSeahorse: lrrDOTS lrrGARBO lrrARROW
roadhog123 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 63 months!
roadhog123: 63 bits of floating point errors. :D
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, roadhog123! (Today's storm count: 80)
GapFiller: Cheer100 The Horror! The Horror! (just imagine Marlon Brando faced w/ W+P)
true_kayos subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 38 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, true_kayos! (Today's storm count: 81)
SymphonicLolita: dabits
TheWarDoctor8: lrrHEART MercyWing1 DinoDance MercyWing2 lrrHEART
LordZarano: nice
Simriel: Did Alex just snoer the bits
Anubis169: <3
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
empyreon: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Mangledpixel: bai
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: thanks for stream!
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
emberBecky: lrrHEART
Mr_Horrible: thanks for the show, you two!
DoodlestheGreat: TIME FOR EATS!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thank you, bai!
WardsarTheWriter: Thanks guys! See you for Monikers!
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSHINE vicksyTrash_TK lrrGARBO
Aenir798: Windows sound
flatluigi: time to disconnect
rentar42: what just got unplugged?
MAPBoardgames: Label the controller!
Snowcookies: bye
rubikdarkwill: And goodbye to windows disconnect sound too
rentar42: Control the labelmaker!
margieargie: More like supper time for me (in fact I've got it cooking right now) but...
DigitalSeahorse: yes, label the controller!
gooey_xylophone: bye
TheWarDoctor8: I hope that disconnect was that controller b4 some1 else comes to use that office
TheWarDoctor8: Not that I dooubt
TheWarDoctor8: but it has been funny the number of times someone has walked blindly into that controller
Juliamon: it has been two (2) weeks since I last asked in modslack if anyone had labeled it yet
Juliamon: it is never getting labeled
Juliamon: an eternal trap
Anubis169 sneak-hugs Juliamon and disappears
Lysander_salamander: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (The LoadingReadyRun crew play a board game! Game: Monikers) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (1:47 from now).
TehAmelie: i picture the streaming office furnished with three storage boxes for controllers, labeled unused, fine, and bad
Juliamon: all of the boxes are empty
Juliamon: nobody puts anything back
TehAmelie: ehe
Earthenone: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: ennui
SoldieroFortune: le sigh.