Thursday Drafternoon || LRRMTG

 AngelicKnighthood: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (James, and/or Graham, and/or Adam play Magic: The Gathering Arena! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PDT (22s from now).
loufghyslaufey: Gosh, Agatha's Soul Cauldron is kind of sick. IS it?
   LoadingReadyRun:  ?
  Juliamon: 
 TehAmelie: 
 azidbern95:   
 Earthenone: 
 TehAmelie: music's coming through as well
  Foxmar320: Theres music?
 Kuhfeek: 
 LordManiMani: Suuuuper quiet
  Foxmar320: I don't hear a thing lol
   LoadingReadyRun: Its just the background music from Arena which isn't loud.
GrizonII: I hear something only if I turn my volume up all the way and turn off my fan lol
loufghyslaufey: Not a thing(meme):
  Foxmar320: I turned up volume all the way, still didn't hear anything then a Discord notification went off. mawp
 TehAmelie: no matter what i do, twitch keeps launching streams on mute for me. such bother
loufghyslaufey: Not one soul:
 TehAmelie: but it makes it a habit to check the sound
  Foxmar320: Yo
 TehAmelie: ahoy
 brunomant_: Happy new year!!
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jawz77: HAPPY NEW YEAR
  Juliamon: It's not great, no
 TehAmelie: oh, are they not supposed to be pixelated?
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  Foxmar320: Great Unity story Graham
 maywecomein: On my super small screen it looks fine!
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 DJayHGaming: It's Thursday, time for the good MTG folk
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 lirazel64: So, will Unity kill Arena?
 ShaneLeeAtk: I am celebrating my new LRR hoodie. It is very comfy.
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 CAKHost: Pretty sure The Curse is always a constant factor too. Graham. 
 manfred909: James it is always trash and always solved. if  you  ask certian people
Barb4rian: That is a lorge rat
 BraveOthello: I love Young Hero rats.
 korvys: "You can be Valjean, and you can be Javert..."
Gooseblast: The power!
jawz77: How is eveyrone finding the set for draft and just in general?
theambivalentagender: P.8p..
   LoadingReadyRun: Slammajamma has been called
jawz77: Raid Rats lets goo
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chaostreader: Attack and sacc cards that are blocked with the enchantment?
loufghyslaufey: Wait. Are the Tempting Apple Hylda's Crown, & Agatha's Cauldron the three cards of the main story?
loufghyslaufey: From the TTC breakdown lore?
loufghyslaufey: I just opened all of them in the same pool, so... that's how I asked!
 Bugberry: the faerie can make sure they can't use that card they wanted to draw.
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jawz77: 
 Illuvater01: That's shiny
 Bugberry: And a card with Prowess and one with Prowl.
 Illuvater01: And skulk
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 Bugberry: skulk, not prowl
 Bugberry: Both are blue cards too.
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 Illuvater01: Ye guys are great n stuff
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 Sorator13: oh dear, that pronunciation
 TehAmelie: a gingerbread hunter should be able to run really fast, right? feel like it should have haste
 Bugberry: There was a similar card in White in WAR, although it was a 2/2 and didn't come with a token.
 rasterscan: Woof.
 Sorator13: oh dear
Barb4rian: Rekt
Barb4rian: That is a mistake I would totally makle
 Kuhfeek: lol
Barb4rian: make* of course
 TehAmelie: "they've learned the lesson of the dance of death" sounds a bit severe
theambivalentagender: 0mbg
 Illuvater01: Well I once forgot to not call my teacher 'mom' so....
 lirazel64: Meanies!
jawz77:  
 xantos69: What is it like to have it all?
 QuixoticScrivener: Edit them, narrate them, and post them.
 Sorator13: Main criticism rn is the sort issue in deckbuilding, but otherwise, yeah, it's quite good
 DrLigmaPhD: Anyone remember that Cavalcade of Calamity standard deck?
 Bugberry: I recall the first time seeing Sagas with their fancy big animations.
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 ZachtlyAsIntended: are we fighting...an onigiri?
 Barb4rian: HungyHungryHobo got me
 xantos69: YES!
 DrLigmaPhD: Gibb WITH A GUN emote????
 Diabore: lets you do 2 damage to a 3/3, so basically wins the game
josh___something: Wait, that's a banger emote idea
 Diabore: unfortunately i think GUN is against emote TOS
 TehAmelie: idea: a garbage emote using the word toilet
 DrLigmaPhD: @Diabore A Nerf gun then
 TehAmelie: the anti 
duresspls: 
 DrLigmaPhD: @duresspls We stand corrected
 teeyeezey: kill
 Diabore: block see what happens?
duresspls: i figured the same but wanted to check @DrLigmaPhD
 xantos69: I take the 4 and wait for if they have a combat trick
TwitchTVsFrank: Lrr could use a pog emote to go with kappa beej
  Juliamon: I think a GibbHmm would be good
duresspls: uh oh
 Diabore: nobody gets LRR a second time
 MrPipboy3000: The grabby giant has secret reach ....
 Diabore: i dont mind it, because i remember questing beast
 kumatsu: @Juliamon I have zero thinking emojis right now and a Gibb one would be choice
duresspls: the realm cloaked giant one was great, just a big ol hand goin across the screen
Nat3rTat3r: Giant grabby hand was my fav
henrycrun: Do both, use the treasure to cast it
 CururuGuasu: Might have been the reaction to the Decayed animations
duresspls: @Nat3rTat3r a person of fine taste i see
 TehAmelie: there could be different poses for the various puppets
 DrLigmaPhD: LRR stealth making a Gibb Secret Lair
 manfred909: 'thinking emoji'
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 TehAmelie: Bartleby has smiling spoop face of course, but maybe we don't need a third scary emote. . .
 teeyeezey: sorry ill bequiet now
 Sage0fMadness: 
 Bugberry: technically you did 2 for 1 yourself, if you don't count the rat as a full card.
 TehAmelie: or fourth
 kumatsu: pump spell as bone shards is 100% valid
jawz77: Rat ratio not good enough
 El_Funko: Ty theambivalentagender for that gift sub, what a great way to wake up
chaostreader: !card grabby giant
  LRRbot: Grabby Giant // That's Mine | Grabby Giant [3R] | Creature — Giant [4/3] | Reach / {2}{R}, Sacrifice an artifact or land: Draw a card. // That's Mine [1R] | Instant — Adventure | Create a Treasure token.
StarSurveil: guess I'll die?
 kumatsu: there's that first-time subscriber, Funko
 Diabore: the plan encountered complications known as "op did stuff)
 MrTulip: Plan a success
 xantos69: See how the pro Magic players adapt their plans effortlessly as the game state changes
marxmarksman: A cascading river of cards.
 Diabore: i dont like it, i cant speed it up at all so it takes a while
Grimnus subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 9 months!
 Grimnus: 
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duresspls: just in time!
 Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun new reset time, afternoons now
BatenicYork: IT was midday stonks
 Grimnus: Stonks were at an odd time compared to normal
 xantos69: Dumb question, how do you know when it is stonks day?
StarSurveil: I heard they changed the reset time
StarSurveil: used to be morning time (Pactific) but now it's afternoon
 Grimnus: @xantos69 You dont, theres no set schedule for them
 Diabore: @xantos69 ear to the ground and people who go on everyday to tell you
duresspls: @xantos69 amazonian usually posts them on twitter
 blackkkkk: free gold in shop
duresspls: lol
StarSurveil: there's also an Arena daily deals account
 varmintx0: going on Twitter is a big ask
jawz77: amy amzoina is where i get it from
 Grimnus: That is the point of stonks yes
TheGameD0c: knights
Marcanius: Knights and Mice
 xantos69: Dang... "Follow Someone On Twitter" was the only answer I didn't want.  I don't social media so for me the answer is "It is impossible to know."
 kumatsu: green white go white wheel the intangible Virtue 
 Diabore: i think its not a limited card
duresspls: ooh that and intangible virtue same pack
BatenicYork: there's the 2 mana enchantment that makes a 2/2 token
 Diabore: id take ash
 Diabore: boros is a real good colour pair
TheGameD0c: savior is solid
 Grimnus: Feral Encounters great, just a bite spell with upside
BatenicYork: 404: Graham not found
 Bugberry: that green rare is fun. Bight spell that also casts a creature from the top
duresspls: graham.exe down
 Sorator13: !card dawn of hope
  LRRbot: Dawn of Hope [1W] | Enchantment | Whenever you gain life, you may pay {2}. If you do, draw a card. / {3}{W}: Create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token with lifelink.
josh___something: Hello Graham-2
 xantos69: Feral is really good. I've lost to it ALOT.
josh___something: Didn't know graham was an exo now
Nat3rTat3r: Feral Encounter reads like an alchemy card
Spades_Slicc: What was that 1000 gold in a triangle next to the daily/weekly wins on the home screen
duresspls: so many WORDS
 Diabore: good news, my switch card reader isnt fried, it only fried the old sd card
 DrLigmaPhD: Feral Encounter describes my ideal date
 Grimnus: Early game bite, late game bite + get a creature
 Bugberry: It feels like a very Vivian Reed card
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/DarkObliqueFrogTakeNRG-O9qkT7tUhfbdrGcy
jacketedrock subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 23 months!
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 Diabore: wait it says trample?
duresspls: good backup if you dont get there with the tokens
 xantos69: The uprising draws lots of cards.
 jacketedrock: Keep guard is sweet
Marcanius: Evening all, just got back from my first WOE draft, went 2-1 with a BW aggro pile
 Diabore: so its 2 of functionally the same ability, and a random global effect hidden in the middle like a smart car between 2 semis
 QuixoticZ: its defnitely one of those "oops, i went infinite cards"
 Grimnus: Its a nothing in limited, ignoring its crimes in constructed formats
 Bugberry: Garruk's Uprising has an enter, a static, and a later trigger, so the progression reads smoothly.
 Diabore: is the lag me or LRR?
 Wicker_Guide: I"m not seeing any
 Grimnus: No lag on this end
 James_the_Dabbler: Nya? :3
 ninja_theory_ashrams: 
 Grimnus: Its on your side im afraid
 drewm1022: Trucker Gibb?
 Kuhfeek: solid choice
 El_Funko: Naya sounds like me saying No
 Grimnus: Virtue of loyalty
Nat3rTat3r: Virtue
duresspls: white virtue
 Diabore: white virtue
 Wicker_Guide: Hulk Hogan, IT Investigator
 Grimnus: Busted yes
 Diabore: why does it untap, why
 TehAmelie: or Hulk Hogan, sysadmin
 Grimnus: It does indeed
 Diabore: YES
 rasterscan: Wait, when did we get a bleep button?
 Diabore: !card virtue of loyalty
  LRRbot: Virtue of Loyalty // Ardenvale Fealty | Virtue of Loyalty [3WW] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your end step, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Untap those creatures. // Ardenvale Fealty [1W] | Instant — Adventure | Create a 2/2 white Knight creature token with vigilance.
TheGameD0c: untaps and adds a counter
BatenicYork: Mythics can be beeped up, that's ok
 Bugberry: It feels like proper revenge for all the people dissing White during original Eldraine.
loufghyslaufey: So, uhhh... decking out just through Land Tax is a probability in draft, Graham?
Nat3rTat3r: monkaS
 Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun Virtue of Loyalty // Ardenvale Fealty | Virtue of Loyalty [3WW] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your end step, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Untap those creatures. // Ardenvale Fealty [1W] | Instant — Adventure | Create a 2/2 white Knight creature token with vigilance.
 30teracyte: season of growth is pretty good with auras
 rasterscan: I don't understand, that's just Graham's normal voice.
 rasterscan: Where's the change?
Nat3rTat3r: Real voice
 30teracyte: but I dont know how often the GW deck attaches auras as spells as opposed to roles through abilities or other soruces like that
 Grimnus: Thats a goodun
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petey_vonwho: Is it just me or is there no quick draft option currently?
 Grimnus: Honk
 Mr_Horrible: Dev Patel in shambles with that pick
 TheMandrew: It was a very good movie, and yeah.  not safe for parents
 Grimnus: Acolyte is great but thats a goose right there
 xantos69: So you are saying it doesn't pass Beej's Anime Test
 30teracyte: its very good
 Bugberry: Adam's favorite card
 ChrisGMiller: Yeah, that was an awkard lunch with my mom...
chowaxt: 2 of those together is so annoying
BatenicYork: Honk
 EOstby: Honkbird!
LijahHart: Honk honk
 brunomant_: Honk
 xantos69: Woodland Acolyte is astounding.
lesbianpunkpyromancer21: wish you told me not to see it with my parents before its opening weekend
 El_Funko: Surely no one’s just going to wang his head off with one blow. Let’s see Gawain first
Marcanius: Is it the giants?
Chesul: I love that the legend of the green knight has some versions where it's literally Morgan le fay trying to literally scare Gwenevere to death. XD
 Diabore: we need some of the 2 mana ramper that can fix
 logophile99: can you describe that scene without spoiling anything?
 Grimnus: That do be a double U
 Driosenth: Twining Twins Adventures
 ninja_theory_ashrams: An exchange of gifts
 dougma: You know you are old when you hear "Don't watch it with your parents" as "Don't watch it with your (adult) kids"
 Diabore: and green knight
 TehAmelie: the movie is really cool by itself too
 ninja_theory_ashrams: "The Green Knight" is a Christmas movie
 Grimnus: The witchstalker does a good job of holding off aggro
 korvys: Bant
c_dabs: its a little early for a pack 3 pivot but here we are
 Bugberry: last I checked statistics show Blue is doing not hot.
 Bugberry: I agree, but the masses do what masses do.
 CururuGuasu: The “meta” has decided that blue is bad this set, after 2 who,e weeks of data
 Grimnus: Data is fine, just gotta know how to use it with your own reasoning
duresspls: oh dangggg
 xantos69: I drafted a really sweet mono blue deck a few days ago.  nobody was on it so I got EVERYTHING.  Easy 7-0
duresspls: THATS a pack damn
 Sorator13: Solitary Sanctuary is good even without other tap effects, tbh
 Grimnus: Them beans
 Sorator13: but another Syr Armont is lovely
 Diabore: definite armont
 DrLigmaPhD: Love that werefoxes exist and we're all collectively allowed to admit "would smash" again
 Bugberry: @Grimnus exactly. people are too quick to blame data aggregaters instead of the people who blindly follow them.
 Diabore: slam takedown
duresspls: i thought the furry set was coming next year
 Bugberry: Disney's Robin Hood is kind of like a werefox, and it's thematically relevant to Eldraine.
 Grimnus: Courtiers a great one with roles to replace
 DrLigmaPhD: We monsterlovers need to be reminded of your curse every so often
 Diabore: if you role it it loses cursed though
 Grimnus: A crystal grotto would go a long way
 DrLigmaPhD: our*
 EOstby: Joke's on you, Graham; I want you here as long as scientifically possible.
 Grimnus: Keepguard is better than youd think
 Chichen: who needs a curve really
satyropodobny: suprisingly enough does not enter tapped
duresspls: oh he graspin
 Grimnus: Grasp seems the play for sure
 Chichen: graspin at straws
 corefluxx: That moment when you realize that Goose Mother can be put into a Hydra Tribal deck.
 HasturTheYellow: The Gynecologist here does crown princesses with that Royal Role
 Bugberry: Is Glasket the only Eldraine reprint? Feels appropriate considering it started color artifacts being in basically every set.
 MrPipboy3000: That elk is great
loufghyslaufey: Dang it, Sven!
 DrLigmaPhD: A genealogist is just a very very hands off gynecologist if you think about it
henrycrun: Elmer?
 ghizmou: @Bugberry we also have brute back
captain_ahabs_leg: Mess with the honk, you get the bonk
 Diabore: break the spell?
 Grimnus: The prism may let ya do it sometimes and thats enough
 Chichen: 3/2 trample for 2
 Grimnus: Yup
 DrLigmaPhD: @captain_ahabs_leg The honk sound should multiply based on the counters on arena
 Grimnus: Celebrant is very gluey in the format
 Bugberry: @ghizmou another artifact too.
 Grimnus: Works with so much
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 30teracyte: return is pretty good
chaostreader: Dreadknight is a 3/2 trample for 2. Not 3.
 Astrovore: The goose is the one that splashes
 DrLigmaPhD: Prismommy
 Diabore: i think hare gets the axe now
 Mr_Horrible: I do like a prism for consistency and unlocking the black half of dreadknight
 Grimnus: Nah
 Wicker_Guide: expensive conditional combat trick
 Diabore: i think no, but ive lost to it
 Mr_Horrible: every combat trick is conditional
 Grimnus: Think the Hart is one
EvilBadman: Didn't Adam cast it on someone and it only delayed his loss by a turn?
 30teracyte: Cut the wurm probably? your other 5s are better
 Diabore: sometimes you lose to bad cards
 Athelgar: i like awkward fog, because no one ever expects awkward fog
 Wicker_Guide: if it said "target creature you control gains indestructible until end of turn" it would do most of the same thing and be easier to evaluate
 logophile99: they mentioned Elmar in the WOE Set review so they are keeping the Legend of Elmar going
 ninja_theory_ashrams: Ham sandwich
 Grimnus: Hart just ends up doing less than you hope most games
 Bugberry: I like how Adventures allow for more early drops that can also be 5 drops for the UG archetype.
superdude097: How many token makers do you have? Is Pollen-Shield Hare worth it?
 Mr_Horrible: how much bargain we got for those frog princes?
chowaxt: the back half only works if you have access to black
 Grimnus: Its a bear with a way to push damage on a trick, its plenty fine
Flyingdelorion: ehh.. it's a hare not a bear Graham
 Diabore: @Grimnus a trick at sorcery speed
 Mr_Horrible: I'm sensing a pattern
Nat3rTat3r: Every game has been like this for me man
 TheWriterAleph: nice.
 Mr_Horrible: @Diabore it also doesn't push because it doesn't give evasion
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chaostreader: !card territorial witchstalker
  LRRbot: Territorial Witchstalker [1G] | Creature — Wolf [2/3] | Defender / At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control a creature with power 4 or greater, Territorial Witchstalker gets +1/+0 until end of turn and can attack this turn as though it didn't have defender.
duresspls: pls opponent
duresspls: aw
 Chichen: if they dont read the card
marxmarksman: All reach is secret.
duresspls: 1 mana 6/5 flyer seems deece
 LurkerSpine: I thought secret reach was only on Red creatures
 Mr_Horrible: no one ever remembers the reach
 Mr_Horrible: this lets us block at least
 Chichen: it could be anything, even 3 lands
 Bugberry: I wonder how long before people associate Red with reach. It technically was a thing in Planar CHaos, but became common in Origins.
 Grimnus: Theyve learned today
 Mr_Horrible: @Bugberry to be fair anything that was a thing in Planar Chaos was deliberately off-color
 Grimnus: Is the same as how it is with Courtier
 BraveNewFaves: Graham, check your phone please. I have a child who is anxious for Pokémon DLC. 😅
 Mr_Horrible: 
DAC169: 3/4 Vigilance Trample? 
DAC169: 4/5 Vigilance Trample?! 
 Bugberry: @Mr_Horrible not necessarily. It had a lot of cards that were fixed version of previous breaks, like Prodigal Pyromancer.
 rasterscan: @BraveNewFaves How anxious/excited are they?
 Mr_Horrible: @Bugberry ah, true
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 Chichen: a land 
 Mr_Horrible: maybe the don't see the line
 Astrovore: Wow, Graham really left you in it there
 TheWooglie: you were doing OK until Graham left
 Mr_Horrible: *they
 Chichen: Graham left you to lose peepoSad
 rosesmcgee: @TheWooglie To be fair, they were not.
 kumatsu: we still have the out of "meteor strikes opponent's PC, leaving them unharmed"
 Chichen: 
 TheWriterAleph: it's the thought that counts
 Bugberry: I have voted negative on games I've won.
 Sorator13: I often have fun even when I lose...
superdude097: ^
 Chichen: yours now
 Wicker_Guide: I mean, if there's even a chance you have fun in defeat, that's a goal worth pursuiing
 NotCainNorAbel: 
 KaleidoscopeMind: 
 Mr_Horrible: but what of the cost to your soul, James?
 Grimnus: Hand got even better
 kumatsu: I still love the person at the Regional Championship who had the did you have fun popup as their playmat
 Grimnus: Save the role for the courtier if ya can
marxmarksman: I'm glad Geneaologist can give itself the Royal role. "I've consulted the records, and what do you know? Looks like I'm the king."
 Mr_Horrible: role into takedown could be p good
marxmarksman: Can't, rather.
 Mr_Horrible: good bit
 Grimnus: This turn looks pretty great
 Grimnus: Since takedowns a bite not a fight
 30teracyte: yup
 LurkerSpine: seems good
adambomb625: yes
 Sage0fMadness: yes
 Mr_Horrible: the closest we'll get to banding
 Bugberry: it's another one of those group bites they've been doing recently.
 Bugberry: Now that I think of it, it's been awhile since we've seen a Green lure effect in Standard.
 Grimnus: I like hare adventure on the courtier and playing Werefox
 Mr_Horrible: werefox and pump for a free swing?
adambomb625: Does anyone know when nickname submissions will be up?
 LurkerSpine: yeah I think so
 7ukanda: It's the Charming Prince! 
 kumatsu: Roles do not interfere with regular auras, no
 Mr_Horrible: fox first if you're adventuring tho
okayMarkie: You can
 Grimnus: Since it does give vigilance
 LurkerSpine: nah, valor and swing
 Sage0fMadness: valor also gives vigilance
tergonis: 6/6 trample lifelink
 Sage0fMadness: just valor
 Mr_Horrible: @tergonis vigilance, not trample
 Sage0fMadness: it also has trample
 Mr_Horrible: oh wait, I'm dumb nvm
 Mr_Horrible: brain was on the adventure
tergonis: so many ability words
 DudelidouX: bottom
duresspls: oh it can do all 3
 Grimnus: Thats even better
duresspls: dang
 Sage0fMadness: wow perfect draw
 TheWriterAleph: opp bottomed the fox 
 Sage0fMadness: holy crap
 Mr_Horrible: beeg
duresspls: thats a big stinky right there
 Chichen: kellans inc?
 30teracyte: lightblades?
okayMarkie: kelans blade i guess
 Grimnus: Probably have lightblades
seemsdeece: Incoming Kellan blades
 Bugberry: "I'm a genius!" "oh no!"
 Chichen: honestly BM
 kumatsu: Unsporting Conduct of OP to cast spells against us
Flyingdelorion: what a blowout
 Grimnus: Doesnt work the way you want it to with courtier btw
duresspls: theros pokemon energy lands for life
 Bugberry: I've been combining the LOTR lands with the Un-space lands.
 kumatsu: we can the wolf, not the frog
 Grimnus: You probably still do
okayMarkie: wolf is good since u have syr armont
 Mr_Horrible: armont unfortunately kinda duffs Young Hero role
 Grimnus: May as well
 30teracyte: i'd hold syr armont back
 30teracyte: save for a swing out next turn
 Chichen: Graham walked away into the ofrest
 Chichen: forest*
seemsdeece: Grass as in the type of plant in forests
satyropodobny: I heard the make trees there
 Grimnus: In no rush
okayMarkie: they have another kelans blade
 ghizmou: yoo, syr armond where did you get that big booty
okayMarkie: need to enchant that flyer for 6/6
 earlgrey82: Would make it a 7/7 right?
 Chichen: grasping their grasp is just holding hands
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: If you do draw yours, was it fated to be that way?
okayMarkie: @earlgrey82 i think 7/7 if its anything but cursed or younghero..?
 earlgrey82: true
 Grimnus: The staredown continues
 QuixoticScrivener: Cards in decks?
okayMarkie: op is probably holding also 2 lands
satyropodobny: We live in this boardstate now.
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 Grimnus: RIP
Irony_x: Oh thats not good
okayMarkie: the enchantment, t heyll bargain it
okayMarkie: probably want to grab syrarmont back for more buff
 LurkerSpine: I don't think grasping the princess takes flight gets your stuff back, does it?
Irony_x: Flyer is probably a better game win potential?
Painfully_Dyslexic: Have fun everyone time for me to go to work T^T
aqualeung: their armont cant be bargained if thats the worry
 1y1e: grasping the saga doesn't give your thing back
 MrPipboy3000: if they have a bargan, its kellen's blade
 Grimnus: You dont get it back if you grasp Princess takes flight
 ninja_theory_ashrams: Royal hare
okayMarkie: oh thats truee
 Sage0fMadness: grasping the saga doesn't give you the creature back
 Chichen: yah it exiles the creature.
 Grimnus: The saga only returns if the third saga triggers
 Grimnus: No dont
 1y1e: ^
okayMarkie: noo not the princess
 30teracyte: no
 LurkerSpine: what no
 Chichen: no
okayMarkie: other way around
 Chichen: exile the grasp
tergonis: no not the princess
 LurkerSpine: grasp the grasp
okayMarkie: grapsh = until it leaves the battle field
Irony_x: other way round!
 Sage0fMadness: hold hands, not saga
 BillTheCat: what
 Grimnus: You dont get it back if you grasp the princess
 Chichen: yes.
 Chichen: if you grasp the princess your creature is exiled FOREVER @LoadingReadyRun
 Chichen: it only returns if it hits 3
Irony_x: the grasps can grasp each other and hold hands
 TheWriterAleph: if you pop the saga the creature doesn't come back
 MrPipboy3000: Princess's 3rd ability returns it, noty leaving the battlefield
 1y1e: got there thumbs up
  RayFK: Look at this lonely magic boy
 Grimnus: And if we think they have kellans Lightblades try to avoid blocking this turn
 Grimnus: Since it has bargain
 rasterscan: !chat
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 Mr_Horrible: can't believe he's blaming us D:
 1y1e: it is unintuitive!
okayMarkie: 
 Mr_Horrible: I'm coming to realize the goofy amount of life we got off that courtier earlier
 Mr_Horrible: finally back below 20
 Grimnus: Judging on the lack of pauses there they dont have another Lightblades
 Sage0fMadness: that keepguard is gonna get swole
aqualeung: next turn 9th land = 3rd pump
 TheWriterAleph: m-m-m-monstaahhh
 rosesmcgee: Did see Amy brutalize someone with that keep guard yesterday
 Grimnus: Nice nice
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Irony_x: W
 BillTheCat: 
 TheWriterAleph:   
 Mr_Horrible: +5/+5 on the activation
 LurkerSpine: 11/11 I think?
 Grimnus: 16/16
 Mr_Horrible: so +10/+10
 Grimnus: We have a 9th mana in hand
 Mr_Horrible: oh wait, forest in hand
Irony_x: thats one big keepguard
 Mr_Horrible: but yeah, threat of activation makes it an Abyss
 30teracyte: lol
 GapFiller: 
 Grimnus: Hi Graham Bye Graham
Flyingdelorion: Lol
Irony_x: yipee commercials
 cmdrud87: yaay, tmr is BEEJLANDER
 Serivus: https://clips.twitch.tv/SmoggySplendidChamoisStinkyCheese-zNEKNEY7VdRxzecV
 Earthenone: @cmdrud87 it may not be, its tbd on beej health
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 cmdrud87: @Earthenone aaw 
DAC169: https://clips.twitch.tv/AffluentAltruisticPepperOhMyDog-8gzeoEl_WltdFMpF
 Irony_x: oh wow, thank u so much!
 lirazel64: 😉
 Irony_x: :DD
 TehAmelie: yay!
 GapFiller: sick backdrop
  RayFK: What in the
 TheWriterAleph:   
  RayFK: Nani the Eff
 korvys: Man, twitch compression is loving that
  RayFK: You can't leave him alone
 TehAmelie: it's Steam's 20th anniversary, right?
 Earthenone: had to catch em all?
  RayFK: Oh, you, Vegas dinner?
 GapFiller: is there ANYONE in The Crew who can be left in the streaming office unattended these days?
adambomb625: it's sonics 30th anniversary
  Foxmar320: Oh I had to do that once for my Switch. The customer service guy said they get that call all the time.
  RayFK: Me, Vegas, Dinner
 gualdhar: James must be having a busy day with the pokemon release
  RayFK: Excellent, dinner.
 GapFiller: speaking of this weeks CP+ is up so thats post stream viewing sorted then
 Grimnus: Value
 GapFiller: ~lasttoot
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  RayFK: You never rant
  Foxmar320: It's a good rant
midnightcurryjazz: Jojnny boy
 lirazel64: So, Arena is built with Unity, yes?
 TheWriterAleph: i felt like there needed to be a longer editing pause to give the viewers a breather after that rant 
 GapFiller: best bit abt the Unity thing personally was people srsly thinking that wd have any noticeable effect on W+P
 GapFiller: which some apparently did
 LurkerSpine: seems dece
 Grimnus: If youre gonna do that play the courtier first for some bonus lifegain
 Grimnus: Since itd die anyways
 Mr_Horrible: you get to use all your enchanted creatures iirc
 MegaDosX: !card decadent dragon
  LRRbot: Decadent Dragon // Expensive Taste | Decadent Dragon [2RR] | Creature — Dragon [4/4] | Flying, trample / Whenever Decadent Dragon attacks, create a Treasure token. // Expensive Taste [2B] | Instant — Adventure | Exile the top two cards of target opponent's library face down. You may look at and play those cards for as long as they remain exiled.
 Grimnus: They wanted to steal some lands
 Bugberry: so decadent!
 MegaDosX: I think they might have been in your exile pile
 Mr_Horrible: that dragon's crackerjack
 MegaDosX: But yeah that dragon looks absurdly good
 Bugberry: I imagine the dragon sounds like Hedonism bot from Futurama
sharkbearagator769: What we draften ?
 korvys: No, I don't think they would - it's not like Morph where you have to prove youcould have morphed them
 matthaus_c: mosswood dreadknight clap clap clapclapclap
 Mr_Horrible: Adam and Kathleen had a game where it got cursed and still got to generate like 6 treasures
loufghyslaufey: Food fight is weird. Why can't they phrase it as the number of permanents named just "Food" you control?
 Sorator13: !card food fight
  LRRbot: Food Fight [1R] | Enchantment | Artifacts you control have "{2}, Sacrifice this artifact: It deals damage to any target equal to 1 plus the number of permanents named Food Fight you control."
 Grimnus: Punching things in their sleep
 Sorator13: @loufghyslaufey That doesn't do the same thing.
 Mr_Horrible: @Sorator13 not all food is named food, since some printed cards have the food type
 MrPipboy3000: How dare you assume my Sage ...
 Bugberry: @loufghyslaufey not all cards with the type Food have the name Food.
 MegaDosX: Punching things in their sleep, isn't that Obyra's thing?
 chrono2x: Also, I want to join a food fight, but throw a myr at someone
 cmdrud87: who hurt you, opponent?
 Sorator13: It's not even the "food" vs "food type" distinction; Food Fight doesn't care how many foods you have. It cares how many copies of Food Fight you have.
 TheAwkes: Full-on tempo in limited. Haven't seen this in a minute.
aqualeung: In my mind I see Food Fight as an escalating fight. Like in Animal House it starts small then everyone gets in on it.
SmashTCG: valor mosswood?
 Mr_Horrible: this is significantly faster than the previous game so far
 MegaDosX: Dreadknight Voltron, let's go
  RayFK: Counter
 Ukon_Cairns: eggs meet basket
  RayFK: BOOM CALLED SHOT
 Phosfur: Remember what happened last time you went all in James? lol
loufghyslaufey: @Sorator13 It'd deal more damage is what it would do. It would only count the tokens which would be more than enough.
 MegaDosX: I like this plan
 Mr_Horrible: their blocks are dog if you remove the giant and swing out
 Grimnus: Worked for them too
 MegaDosX: 
 Sorator13: @loufghyslaufey your way would deal WAY more damage. AGain, Food Fight doesn't care how many foods you have; it cares how many copies of Food Fight you have.
 Mr_Horrible: they *must* double chump
 MegaDosX: Didn't want to get out their TI-84
 MegaDosX: So it's either they go to 1 or 2, and neither is great when you're topdecking against an aggressive deck
 Grimnus: Since it wouldnt be attacking anyways ya
 kumatsu: oh yeah, I guess I should queue up Checkpoint for after this stream, I'm sure it's gonna be a nice wild time
  RayFK: Your reach wurm has ligma
 Grimnus: Hidden reach check
 Sorator13: 
 Grimnus: They passed it
 kumatsu: talk to your veterinarian about getting de-reachwurmer for your pets
  RayFK: Those are the new WOE full art lands
  RayFK: The swamp at least
 MegaDosX: I don't think it is actually
 Grimnus: The mountain isnt
midnightcurryjazz: its a mix
 Chichen: those arent WOE lands
 7ukanda: They were from a Secret Lair... ^^'
 Marvoleath: the mountain is secret lair
 Perivale: the aggressiveness of this format reminds me of the Card Kingdom video where you drafted all the 2 drops and derailed a Gatecrash draft
 MegaDosX: https://cards.scryfall.io/large/front/e/e/ee68f2cb-851b-4196-ac58-844d72628e6a.jpg?1693867149
  RayFK: Oh lol
 MegaDosX: This is the WoE swamp
 Perivale: it was beautiful
  RayFK: Never mind
SmashTCG: takedown the ratter, and swing?
  RayFK: I don't know things
 MegaDosX: Jordan pls
 kumatsu: Jordan has approximate knowledge of MANY things
 EJGRgunner: speaking of the eldraine full arts, I thought I saw a video of the papercrafting of them. anyone know where that is?
 Sorator13: #wotcstaff?
 El_Funko: Jordan pls stop owning yourself
AzaleaCloud: I believe that noise is Elk for "Damn it Oko, leave me alone!"
 MegaDosX: Deck go vroom
 Mr_Horrible: "two of these are good"
 gualdhar: do we have the black mana to cast Dreadknight's adventure?
 kumatsu: as far as we know yes, only in the Box
 DudelidouX: Was the one for Barcelona at the event?
 Marvoleath: "ONLY available at MagicCon: Las Vegas and here"
 Marvoleath: so both online and on site
SmashTCG: Dang you Curse
 Marvoleath: according to the website
 brainbosh: I hope the current issues at vegas get sorted before magiccon
 Marvoleath: link inc
 Marvoleath: https://secretlair.wizards.com/us/en/product/866438/festival-in-a-box-las-vegas-2023
 thavleifrim: the website says the rats are only at the show but nothing about the mox box
 korvys: Oh, there are some *sick* full art Eldraine lands in the store right now
 7ukanda: @thavleifrim Yeah, can confirm that. Just the Rats seem to be there as well.
sharkbearagator769: promo card that’s ONLY available at MagicCon: Las Vegas and here, and Dan Frazier's Mox Box
 Ukon_Cairns: exclusive mox in a box do have a nice ring to it tho.
 Marvoleath: 3rd paragraph on the left
 freshbubba: It says that about the rats but not the secret lair
 Marvoleath: "on top of that...
satyropodobny: It has only one copy of alternative art relentless rats? lameeeee
 Marvoleath: oh, right, I misread that as the whole thing
 Marvoleath: my bad
 Sorator13: could shoot wotc an email or sommat to confirm
 ladyjessica: Why would WotC leave money on the table when they could make fomo about the event and box.
SmashTCG: oof
midnightcurryjazz: that just means you pass the magic player test by not reading
 7ukanda: Does anybody know why they mixed the Draft Boosters as they did for the Chaos Draft Box?
 kumatsu: convention edition mystery booster would be nice to throw in the draft closet
 Badchop: I mean, I enjoy opening packs, you could just ship it to me.
SmashTCG: Cursed before combat
 Badchop: 
 bondeulv: I don't get why ONE was included in the chaos draft
 thavleifrim: just sponsor the next 24 episodes of crack a pack
 Sogheim: sounds like it's time to post the PO Box again...
 Sorator13: well, have LRR buy the box and then buy the secret lair from LRR
 Masslost: couldnt the chaos draft stuff be used by lrr?
 GapFiller: kids they dont call him the Fiscal Irresponsibility Fairy for nothin 
superdude097: Use the Chaos Draft stuff for an FNPF and expense it!
 Sorator13: or vice versa
 UnnnaturalD20: it would be worth it just for the mystery booster box
Spanked42: I don't need. I want it. I don't know why cause I don't play magic. I was just raised by the US powers that be to be a good little consumer.
 Sorator13: 
DAC169: we need ALL the products! peepoHappy
 gualdhar: but as Magic players you're legally obligated to buy *all* the products
 Sogheim: ouch, James. they worked hard on that Chaos Draft.
 princess_intell: Is the new moonbase buried in a snowdrift of magic cards yet
 princess_intell: Like the last one
 rosesmcgee: If you aren't misappropriating funds do you even run a business?
 Sorator13: 
SmashTCG: Goddamit
AzaleaCloud: James, quick, topdeck a Forest!
SmashTCG: ive never connected with a Cursed Courtier
 kumatsu: someday I'll do my chaos draft, I've got so many 10+year old boosters in there I'm interested to see what they contain
 princess_intell: Okay James time to use your curse for value
Spanked42: @AzaleaCloud he can't topdeck while you're looking
AzaleaCloud: @Spanked42 You were saying? :3
Spanked42: well fuck me
 princess_intell: @kumatsu how long have you been saying someday?
 Marvoleath: I love them, but I don't like foils, would buy it if it was as a drop in non-foil
 MegaDosX: Weaponise the curse
 kumatsu: @princess_intell I actively want to do it but getting 8 people together in 2023 is difficult ;n;
Clicklesly: Oh, i didn't realise before that Graceful Takedown works with their Pacifism enchants too
 princess_intell: How did James come to be so cursed in arena draft
 Sogheim: I forgot there were Dan Frazier Talismans to go with the Signets
 chrono2x: counterspell senses
Spanked42: as much as the universe wants to mana screw James, it wants to prove me wrong twice as much
UpperPlus: First time catching you live, I just want to say that you are absolute legends 
 MegaDosX: Or tap stuff down
 Marvoleath: Yea, further digging shows " Dan Frazier's Mox Box, a Secret Lair drop that can only be found in this Festival in a Box bundle!" 
 Chichen: @LoadingReadyRun Have you all shipped out prizes from the WOE PPR giveaways yet? 👀 Very excited for whenever it arrives.
 Mr_Horrible: gonna kill it? Better do it. Better make it hurt. Better take it out in one shot.
 Chichen: All good!
 princess_intell: BTW Dan Frazier talismans are also gorgeous as arena sleeves
satyropodobny: And they called him Landmaster, the master of the land
 Chichen: Sounds good, thanks 
 kumatsu: I'm sure Serge has a couple boxes laying around 
 MegaDosX: Noblox oof
 NotCainNorAbel: I get boxes from Amazon, plus they comes with stuff
 Mr_Horrible: @satyropodobny *extremely space animals from brawl voice*
SmashTCG: im really sad i messed up on my Order of a middle Lrrth playmat, and put the wrong address, only to notice AFTER they send it
 Sogheim: the benefit of playing Selesnya commanders is that the Dan Frazier Talisman and Signet are super cheap
 Sogheim: easy bling out the deck
 MegaDosX: Heck that creature in particular
 Irony_x: bring back the reindeer, free him
 freshbubba: This link says how it will be available at the con
 ghizmou: it s beautiful
 freshbubba: https://www.magic.gg/news/piles-of-boosters-await-with-festival-in-a-box-las-vegas-2023
 MegaDosX: It's fun when you resolve a full value Casualties of War and you see the full rainbow
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this a storybook specific background for WoE or just the WoE background?
 Sorator13: just ate my last carrot-cake mini-cupcake, which was delicious
 princess_intell: #FreeRudolph2023
 Athelgar: What is light urple?
charlietrotter123: Can't wait will be judging in Vegas
 Sorator13: @Thefluffiestguineapig It's just the normal WOE background
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Awesome, I do enjoy this style
 control_rig: Lightblades?
 control_rig: Ye
 bondeulv: they come with Fellwar Stone
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Isn’t that just commander? “Lots of commander nonsense?”
 Mr_Horrible: is Kellan too much of a coward to do a STR build with heavy blades?
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 Irony_x: this whole lightblades card seems kinda good, haven't played any limited yet but like seems strong
 freshbubba: That it can only be in the event where you open the box as a pod, but I don't think that it is known what happens to the secret lair
 Marvoleath: maybe they will do normal foil/non-foil later? It would suck cause FOMO on the bundle, but wouldn't surprise me
 princess_intell: Can Dan Frazier please just illustrate all artifacts pretty pretty please
 princess_intell: And do versions for arena
 QuixoticScrivener: Which of the dollars is stronger at the moment?
 bondeulv: surely you have contacts you can inquire?
SmashTCG: leeethal
 princess_intell: Dan Frazier soul guide lantern
 LurkerSpine: I think they're dead?
 Grimnus: We are not since its a forced blocked
 ghizmou: they can t block
 control_rig: They can't block, it'll tap them down
SmashTCG: armot kills them, and deer makes the mnot block
 Sage0fMadness: reindeer says no block
satyropodobny: elk trigger
 WiJohn: Tap their mans
Nat3rTat3r: Reindeer trigger
DAC169: you're dead
AzaleaCloud: Meep meep
 Irony_x: very nice
 MegaDosX: I love that this creature buffs things with Pacifism on them too
deinonychus24: tappy 'n slappy!
 Grimnus: Decks cruising
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 MegaDosX: Because they are also enchanted
DAC169: they're* autocorrect what?
seepete: call an ambulance, but not for Graham
  RayFK: No
duke_dice: dr. Graham did you happen to see the mjf promo where they did the steiner math promo but correctly? 
SmashTCG: Syr armot makeing people into furrys?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: How’s today going in arena for you guys?
Spades_Slicc: WG enchantments in standard went insane from WOE and it makes me hate the no rotation thing so much
 control_rig: Wait, "Tappy and Slappy". Does that imply an alternative Tappy Toe Claws named Slappy Finger Nails?
 Irony_x: reindeer my beloved
Spades_Slicc: @control_rig Yeah, that's called clawing someone. it's big with felines and wolverines
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @smashtcg She’s coming to the party pretty late considering when the animated Robin Hood came out
Spades_Slicc: Mustelids
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SmashTCG: @Thefluffiestguineapig no, like, she gives someone else a Monster role token
SmashTCG: so she turning them into furrys
 Mr_Horrible: if you've got some strong 4's and 5's then the accel from wurm can be a big swing, but otherwise yeah it's just incidental value
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah, gotcha, sorry!
 Grimnus: The block was the same if ya tapped ruby yeah
 freshbubba: I think the only way you can get the secret lair is buying the box or going undefeated in the festival in a box event at magiccon
 MegaDosX: Oh.
 MegaDosX: You're in trouble
 control_rig: Oh dear
satyropodobny: Curse you on board tricks!
 Irony_x: wuh oh
 MegaDosX: Believe in yourself Graham!
 ghizmou: don t sell yourself short
 Chichen: just go undefeated 
 LurkerSpine: could buy it off card kingdom?
 Marvoleath: Maybe people will be re-selling them
  RayFK: OH RIGHT THE PARTY
SmashTCG: turn that dragon into mulnch
 princess_intell: I believe in you graham
 MegaDosX: You're in a lot of trouble here
 control_rig: You ded
 princess_intell: I believe you can go 3-0 in 45 minutes
 Mr_Horrible: just get everyone else to draft Necropotence and dome themselves out
 LurkerSpine: nah, it's definitely gonna be at least 3 hours
 Marvoleath: you get a boostie for 0-1 drop
 freshbubba: And there's just enough time to eat dinner after the lrr event
 princess_intell: Hope the party is fun. I hear Elijah Wood is a great dj
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 Marvoleath: satyro-podobny
 Marvoleath: it's a "satyr-like" in polish 
 satyropodobny: I'll take it at this point
 MrPipboy3000: better than dealing with a 3/3
deinonychus24: My favorite video games are satyr-likes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this one of those mythical parties people talk about from a MagicCon?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I genuinely don’t know
 princess_intell: And in your own time zone!
UpperPlus: have you ever tried triple queueing in real life?
 Sorator13: Wear your sleepwear, I guess? (So... go nakey!)
 onarampage: People will absolutly show up in pajamas
EvilBadman: Release the poppies
 TehAmelie: i remember that slumber party stream where you and Ben were about the only ones in pyamas
 bondeulv: that's a big part of being a DJ tho, song selection
  RayFK: Graham
 Marvoleath: everything is "mythic" in magic lately P
 Sorator13: 
  RayFK: Please do not go dongs out #wotcstaff
  RayFK: I will talk to people
 MrPipboy3000: "Mythical" ... no, more like Uncommon
 Sorator13: well, they need to have the party in a different part of Vegas!
 princess_intell: I imagine WOTC would frown on their partners doing a public nudity
  RayFK: James, you too
chaostreader: For a game stuck at 2 lands this isn’t going too badly.
 Sorator13: though those kinds of "parties" are usually rather exclusive invite-only
  RayFK: Dude it's gonna be high 890's
AzaleaCloud: "I assure you, you have nothing to worry about" Last words before the Friday Nights credits.
  RayFK: 80's
  RayFK: You might not want that
 satyropodobny: Proven strip poker strats
  RayFK: You're there for 8 DAYS
  RayFK: WHAT THE FUCK
 Marvoleath: I kinda hate that you need to click through 4 different websites to see everything about the MagicCon
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/FurrySmallDragonOSkomodo-4IcpWI_srdj_mJ34
 Bugberry: Recently we went down to 88 in Texas after more than a month of 100+ degree days.
 Mr_Horrible: that is too much Vegas time
 princess_intell: Immerse yourself in the culture of our fine country!
 Mr_Horrible: you go there for like 4 days max
 TehAmelie: no one can survive eight days in Las Vegas, it's never been done
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You can try to catch one of those breakfast buffets
 Sorator13: ooh, have fun!
  RayFK: Oh good, Wednesday is 35 C
 Marvoleath: oh, the "Slumber" in the party name is from "wicked slumber", the WoE thing
 princess_intell: That sounds fun
 Sorator13: and uh, plan a day or two off when you get back, maybe
 GapFiller: inb4 somebody suggests taking the bus to Tucson
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie I will say this is probably no non-workers have survived 8 days.
 GapFiller: and back
 Marvoleath: "Come in your finest PJs, comfortable clothes, or party attire"
 Marvoleath: https://www.mtgfestivals.com/global/en-us/magiccon-news/The-MagicCon-Las-Vegas-Slumber-Party.html
 princess_intell: Take the bus to Tucson! And back!
 Mr_Horrible: speak for yourself, I'm livid we're still getting temps in the 80's in mid Sept
 GapFiller:  does the Vegas Tucson bus even run anymore
 Mr_Horrible: this is dogshit and I want to speak to a manager
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible ^I am also so angry about this
 cmdrud87: for you, maybe
  RayFK: Yes, giving people options makes people comfortable
 freshbubba: "Come in clothes"
 Marvoleath: Dunno, for me they are all just a t-shirt and shorts xD
 Sorator13: @freshbubba "please"
  RayFK: Graham
 Mr_Horrible: just show up in the Boo Box, G
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @RayFK And not decision anxiety, or social anxiety
 Mr_Horrible: @Sorator13 idk doesn't that make them messy?
 princess_intell: Just wear jeans and a shirt I guess
 Marvoleath: if you go pjs - nightcap is a must have
  RayFK: YES
 Mr_Horrible: 
  RayFK: JESUS
 Decaped: return of Pajamas Turner
 rasterscan: Where's that Dril tweet about candles again?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @princess_intell Maybe not jeans since it is still very warm
 Mr_Horrible: commitment to the bit is an important tenet of LRR ethos
 princess_intell: Jesus H Christ
EvilBadman: Beej bought super silk ones like 50 bux, he must know a guy
 Mr_Horrible: I remember that
loufghyslaufey: Get help, chat. Also, think... bigger than Jams?
monkeyboyktc: hey look its the bodega
 SolarBlitz1: I remember! That was a great Vlog
 Mr_Horrible: when Mixer was A Thing
 kumatsu: I went to some of the places you visited in that vlog on my next visit after you posted it
petey_vonwho: I wanna go to the pajama party in a kigurumi
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @EvilBadman It is Beej. If he doesn't know a guy then Heather does
 Sorator13: I have been binging gvlogs, so yes, I watched that just a few days ago! Seemed fun, and odd.
 princess_intell: All I can think of now is James doing the honk shoo meme in a night cap or something
Spanked42: I remember the videos. You guys commited
EvilBadman: @thefluffiestguineapig Oh I know. I was being a facetious
 Peter_Chordash: I actually bought the game because of you guys, good job!
 Mr_Horrible: commitment! to! the bit!
 cmdrud87: sure, James
 princess_intell: You're improv comedians dammit
  RayFK: I know who to talk to to make that not happen James
 northos: wow I hadn't seen that opening animation yet 
 princess_intell: Your motto is "yes and"
 Mr_Horrible: that's also the noise I make when opening packs
EvilBadman: You get to jump on the bed with him like end of rotk
 Marvoleath: you should wear the nightgown Frodo had on him in lotr, when he woke up to Gandalf 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @EvilBadman Wasn't meant to point at you, more just a confirmation that is the joke
  RayFK: and that's how James shows up to Vegas with his dong out
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @princess_intell There is a valid argument for some improv being made better with "No but"
 princess_intell: Well obviously
EvilBadman: Stonks day in arena
 princess_intell: Victoria has a bus app?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I do enjoy in the timer bar Others is capitalized
 princess_intell: Neat
Spades_Slicc: A Bapp if you will
 Marvoleath: @Thefluffiestguineapig but no improv gets better with "no butt"
 kumatsu: I was so surprised that y'all didn't have that when I visited earlier this year
duke_dice: twins basil, twins.
 Grimnus: Missed the ending, whered the last draft end up?
  RayFK: Fun fact, do you know how many times I misspelled Twining Twins while writing tweet copy?
  RayFK: So many times
 princess_intell: That's so Victoria to implement
 Marvoleath: that faerie makes my mtg boomer side go "where is the downside"
 Athelgar: i wish my local bus services was useful, its a 3.5 hr trip to my dads house, in the same city, one way
 kumatsu: @RayFK I'm gonna go with 15
 princess_intell: @rayfk it does look like it has one more n than it does
 Mr_Horrible: it's good in draft if you've got some bargain to modulate it
  RayFK: I thought it was Twinning Twins for so long
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @kumatsu I will go 13 you noticed before sending
 Mr_Horrible: but it's performed better than I thought it would
MasonzeroGaming: I enjoyed how simple it was to tap my credit card at the Sky Train when visiting Vancouver as a tourist recently. Very pleasant experience.
 princess_intell: Intertwine
 rasterscan: Are there cards that are good in Sealed and bad in Draft?  I thought Limited advice was pretty consistent.
 princess_intell: Yes
 7ukanda: James just countered my Extraordinary Journey in EA... 
 princess_intell: As in threads on a spinning wheel
  RayFK: They dizzee like rascal
 Mr_Horrible: it makes Commander players very upset
 Mr_Horrible: but little else
chaostreader: !card extraordinary journey
  LRRbot: Extraordinary Journey [XXUU] | Enchantment | When Extraordinary Journey enters the battlefield, exile up to X target creatures. For each of those cards, its owner may play it for as long as it remains exiled. / Whenever one or more nontoken creatures enter the battlefield, if one or more of them entered from exile or was cast from exile, you draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Pollution is never good
 princess_intell: @mr_horrible when aren't commander players upset?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: at best it's neutral
Jucassauro: whos gadwick and how did the duel go
 Mr_Horrible: @princess_intell when they're goldfishing
 Bugberry: candy trail is pretty safe
 TheThirdTail: @rasterscan Very broadly speaking, sealed is less synergistic than draft, so games are a touch slower and you can make clunky bombs and splashes work
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Bugberry Depends on your definition of "safe." Some of those food warriors look hard AF
duresspls: curiosity please
 princess_intell: Extraordinary journey is a fair magic card
  RayFK: A stroke THIS late?
  RayFK: My god
 Bugberry: don't underestimate spreading seas.
 Sorator13: I often wind up falling into UW in this format because apparently no one drafts it?
 Bugberry: people heard UW was the worst combo so they jumped ship. More for us.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Someone mentioned getting domed by spreading seas previously
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Was it Wheeler?
 Sorator13: which seems weird, cause if you can get the handful of payoffs, it's very strong
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah, gotcha
 princess_intell: I love that the celebration icon is a mug of beer
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean just ask post glacial melt environment, spreading seas wrecks things
 satyropodobny: Stab Wound my beloved
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I am also a tenacious tomeseeker!! At least I want to be
 MegaDosX: "What are you going to do, stab me?" - your opponent, probably
 princess_intell: Like yes, I do want a cold one after surviving a multiplane war
 rasterscan: That's Adam's fave card.
 Earthenone: its a lucky clover 
 MegaDosX: It's Lucky Clover, but bad!
 ghizmou: it s only pack 2, we can still pivot
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The hoard of books is so good!!!!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Visual storytelling wise I mean
 MegaDosX: Probably for the best it's a bad Lucky Clover, because that card was not OK
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No idea how the card does in play
 MegaDosX: Sharae
 MegaDosX: !card sharae of numbing depths
  LRRbot: Sharae of Numbing Depths [2WU] | Legendary Creature — Merfolk Wizard [2/3] | When Sharae of Numbing Depths enters the battlefield, tap target creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. / Whenever you tap one or more untapped creatures your opponents control, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sharae of "this is my masters thesis" explanation on a first date
 MegaDosX: Who?
YeomanAres: Unity CEO?
 Mr_Horrible: that's the correct default response to him
 MegaDosX: Oh the Unity CEO who used to be at EA?
 Sorator13: Unity CEO, formerly CEO of EA during the years EA was particularly awful
 MegaDosX: Now are you talking about Unity's CEO or QANTAS' CEO?
 MrTheWalrus: What a dingus.
 MegaDosX: 
 satyropodobny: Garruk is in this set?
 Darleysam: yeah Riccitiello is a name that's been blighting the games industry for *years*
 Mr_Horrible: you fucked up so bad that we're going to reward you handsomely
 MegaDosX: @satyropodobny Garruk himself is not, but his Uprising is in the bonus sheet
  Foxmar320: Can I has that job?
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: I'd screw up a company much quicker than some of these ceos.
WavesOfBabies: He deserves two yours of payback
WavesOfBabies: Years*
 Sorator13: No, that's actually doing the job correctly 
 MegaDosX: Didn't work for Andrade
 rosesmcgee: You can go to a place where you get 3 hots and a cot for 2 years
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I would mess up the company by doing stupid things like pay everyone a living wage
 TehAmelie: don't you know, rich people have to be rewarded when they screw up to encourage them to do better while poor people respond better to punishment
 Mr_Horrible: @Dread_Pirate_Westley that's the irony, I think most folks *wouldn't* just through common sense!
 Mr_Horrible: @Mr_Horrible they're literally operating at below zero value!
 MegaDosX: Punk can go shrivel into obscurity for all I care >_>
 GapFiller:  did it work for Punk?
 TehAmelie: (sarcasm)
 GapFiller: by more than one account it seemed he had reached a point of actively wanting out
WavesOfBabies: Gardens
 Sorator13: Gatekeeper over Ice Out, IMO
 Sorator13: Ice Out is just very meh
 MegaDosX: Then he could have left rather than been a child about it tbh
 Sorator13: Break the Spell is nice, though
WavesOfBabies: Gatekeeper* but autocorrect
 Mr_Horrible: "Yes barkeep I'll have a Gatekeeper over ice"
 Sorator13: Stopgap!
 GapFiller: MegaDosX it really is amazing how quickly his perception has done a complete 180
 MegaDosX: No, it's not, it's gone wonky
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Not today Tybault!
 GapFiller: to the point where now people are going back over ten years ago and going hang on a minute
 MegaDosX: The parallax art has the borders shown correctly
duresspls: its so confusing
 Marvoleath: matching paper looks?
uchihab7: its only in the drafting part, but yes its f-ing with me hard
 Sorator13: Inn is solid
 MegaDosX: @GapFiller Turns out he was always an asshole, he was just either hiding it better or under more control in the WWE so it wasn't as obvious
WavesOfBabies: Inn is in
 Athelgar: wasnt there an odd layering issue with one of the non-english printings of something from WoE
 GapFiller: MegaDosX shades of Vince Russo eh
 MegaDosX: @GapFiller On the list of people in wrestling you don't want to be compared to, he's not top of the pile, but he's in there
 TheThirdTail: the mouse!
 MegaDosX: Plung into wintr
 Marvoleath: mouse > lions
 Sorator13: I'm not sure that mouse is for us, exactly, but it's still not bad
WavesOfBabies: Cheeky Savannah Lions
 Earthenone: savanah mouse
 Sorator13: I wouldn't take Pluinge just for Sanctuary
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: It's a piker with upside. Wait, they misprinted it and left off the 1? WTF?
 GapFiller: MegaDosX the really hilarious part has been the amount of people taking his side (proving to be a good way of sizing people up actually)
 satyropodobny: mouse strictly  better than cat again
 QuixoticScrivener: Why did you put the inn straight to the sideboard?
 MegaDosX: That's a thicc four drop slot
 Sorator13: we've got too many 4 drops
 Earthenone: probobly cut slight of hand
 Sorator13: @QuixoticScrivener folks often do that with lands so they don't think they're a spell during the draft portion; you put them back in when you go to deckbuilding
Caryotip2: guide is not reqlly good
 Earthenone: yeah, cut all archetype stuff, its not really what we are doing
 Sorator13: It's very medium
 MrPipboy3000: cut a land?  You got an extra one with the inn?
 Sorator13: 
  RayFK: Why'd you do that?
  RayFK: Seems silly
 Sorator13: James knows how that feels; he hit his mouth a few weeks ago
  RayFK: np
  RayFK: yw
Natedogg2: Good question. Next question.
 MegaDosX: Ratting out a mouse seems extra rude
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Spanked42: are those new mics?
Spanked42: or have I just never paid attention to them before
TheCardq: Edgewall inn and evolving wilds at low rarity green fixing makes me thing there's probably a five color rares deck in this format
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 Sorator13: @Spanked42 relatively! since they moved into moonbase mk6
Spanked42: oooh nice
 LurkerSpine: elgato seems good
Spanked42: movin on up
duke_dice: twins basil.
 Sorator13: !card twining twins
  LRRbot: Twining Twins // Swift Spiral | Twining Twins [2UU] | Creature — Faerie Wizard [4/4] | Flying, vigilance, ward {1} // Swift Spiral [1W] | Instant — Adventure | Exile target nontoken creature. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
  RayFK: But since when has "proper use case" ever stopped LoadingReadyRun?
 Sorator13: there were a bit of growing pains with these mics, but they're pretty well sorted now
 Bugberry: grasp it prevents the counters from coming back.
BrindleBoar: grippy
 MrPipboy3000: If you grasp it, when they get it back its a 0/1
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Twining Twins: the dumbest solution to a murder mystery
MVlat_: ingenious prodigy + the young hero role is a good combo
 Sorator13: yeah, unfortunate that you played the Twins last turn, cause that adventure would've worked for it too
Swamplor: I gotta say, I don't love "Oblivion Ring, but with an extra click" as a bonus sheet card
 Earthenone: it was put on the sheet for paper, to make commander oblivion ring more avalible not for the digital client
 Bugberry: @Swamplor the bonus sheet exists for physical limited too.
 Marvoleath: its weird that they reprinted it in commander masters too though
 freshbubba: Is there a setting that makes Grasp have that click, i feel like it doesn't happen to me
chaostreader: !next
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Swamplor: @Bugberry Doesn't make it not annoying.
 Earthenone: alex had a box that looked like a robot, and cam is painting
  Juliamon: Washlet
Spanked42: Bottoms? Where?
  Juliamon: Mentioned at the end of AFK
 Earthenone: it was at the end of monikers
 Sorator13: Alex showed it last night
 MrPipboy3000: That octopus will never not look like he has a Bob Ross afro to me ...
 Izandai: Sounds like you should be better at your job. 
 Sorator13: Cam was not, but Alex was
 rosesmcgee: Cam wasn't but he always has tiny men to paint
 Izandai: 
 Sorator13: 
  RayFK: I love the never ending narrative that Graham is just a DICKHEAD of a boss
 Bugberry: @Swamplor there's plenty of cards that require extra clicks for non-multiplayer reasons. It's just an unavoidable part of digital Magic.
  Juliamon: When you are into the warhams, there are ALWAYS more minis waiting to be painted
  RayFK: You do have to build the big boy
Spanked42: I'm almost happy I haven't played Legion in a while cause the mini painting was ruining my eyes
 Camthelion: So do you RayFK  
 varmintx0: I know where this is going.
Spanked42: but I'm still proud of the boba fett I painted
  RayFK: ssssshhhh
 MegaDosX: I am going to crumble into dust.
 Mr_Horrible: WHOOF
 Sorator13: 
 Izandai: That episode is older than me!
Spanked42: what's 27 years old?
 SolarBlitz1: Noooooooo why would you say that
Borisbeaver: And I was around to see it live 
 Earthenone: not from this milinium
Spanked42: the simpsons episode of steamed hams?
 LurkerSpine: late 1900s simpsons were great
Spanked42: I checked out for a second
 Izandai: @Spanked42 Yeah
 MegaDosX: OK that's fucking funny 
 EOstby: None pizza with left beef becomes old enough to drive next month.
Spanked42: how dare you lurker lol
 jacqui_lantern234: @LurkerSpine YOURE BANNED FOREVER
Borisbeaver: Starring Abe and Jasper
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/SingleSmallRadishUnSane-x3d79yFBG5m9JkRK
 LurkerSpine: 
 MrPipboy3000: That hurt my bones ...
 niccus: fin-de-siecle simpsons
 jacqui_lantern234: also hi friends
 SolarBlitz1: I saw the post about "anyone born in the 90's can legally say they're from the late 1900's" and that's how I want to be known from now on
 Greyah: I love antediluvian tv shows like the Simpsons.
 satyropodobny: Simpsons of the last millennium
 TehAmelie: i'm born in 1980, i'm gonna say i was born in the late middle 1900s
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/IgnorantFragileSpindleFloof-ROcoCLEJNEOap5rq
 Sorator13: 60s clip limit made that one difficult, but I tried
  RayFK: The Hads
deinonychus24: The Hobboys
 LurkerSpine: Open Mic Night is for workshopping
 MegaDosX: Opponent has the natural Jund, you must concede
Spades_Slicc: Not being junded . . . yet
 MegaDosX: Please find a Plains
 Sorator13: Ooooh
 MegaDosX: Booo
 Earthenone: to be fair, treasure is kind of a plains
 Bugberry: maybe they have it in hand?
 TheThirdTail: It's okay, it's in their hand
 MegaDosX: If they play a Plains for turn this turn coming then I won't boo them
 Sorator13: Oh, do you know about the witches you can click on the bottom left?
 Sorator13: took me a bit to discover that one
 Earthenone: !y
  LRRbot: HONK!
 MegaDosX: h j o n k
 Sorator13: oh no, honkmommy
 satyropodobny: Clickable witches in your area
 WiJohn: Time to send that goose on a magical journey
 Marvoleath: you can also open the pie mimic
duresspls: i never realized the gumdrops
 Earthenone: nah its a base 2/2
adambomb625: the storybook on the right is lorem ipsum
Spanked42: @Sorator13 ...what
 Earthenone: so it -1-1
 Izandai: It doesn't. It's a 2/2
 MegaDosX: Goose Mother's a 2/2
 Sorator13: @Spanked42 did I stutter?
 ArcOfTheConclave: goose is a base 2/2
Spanked42: oh goose mother I didn't see the name
 MegaDosX: Not a 0/0 with counters
 Darleysam: bigger than before, you say?
Natedogg2: Isn't Goose Mother as base 2/2? So it would become slightly smaller.
 Sorator13: @Spanked42 
SmashTCG: no, isnt the goosemother a 2/2 base
Spanked42: @Sorator13 sure didn't I just afraid I might get into something I shouldn't be
loufghyslaufey: You could bargain it? Soon?
 Sorator13: Well, their life total isn't very relevant at the moment; bouncing it makes them spend mana again
 Bugberry: still a 6/6
loufghyslaufey: Yeah, they weren't having that.
 Sorator13: yeah, that's a tap, not a stun
 Izandai: d'oh
 satyropodobny: Single goose mother fears no curse
 Perivale: Big fan of goose
loufghyslaufey: I guessed the same thing, Graham.
 Arclight_Dynamo: "Why is the goose attacking?" - Graham, a Canadian
 Perivale: except when it is attacking
 Perivale: sadtimes
 MegaDosX: Anyone else hear the voice of Prof?
okayMarkie: from what set are these lands? it looks beautiful
 Marvoleath: opponent sure has a deck
 WiJohn: You need the pacifism
 Earthenone: i think we need to farsight for a witching hour
 Marvoleath: @okayMarkie the stained glass is dom utd i believe
Spades_Slicc: find settle the wreck
 Fruan: Put that bird in a box!
 ShaneLeeAtk: Twins, Basil?
 Sorator13: !card the goose mother
  LRRbot: The Goose Mother [XGU] | Legendary Creature — Bird Hydra [2/2] | Flying / The Goose Mother enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it. / When The Goose Mother enters the battlefield, create half X Food tokens, rounded up. / Whenever The Goose Mother attacks, you may sacrifice a Food. If you do, draw a card.
loufghyslaufey: Box: the true goose's true-named nemesis.
Spades_Slicc: A tiskit a taskit a goose in a casket
Natedogg2: Hold.....
 Sorator13: 
 Bugberry: their greed paid off.
DAC169: Gadwick the 2/3 then stopgap the 2/1?
 Sorator13: I don't think you can bargain rn, by the by
loufghyslaufey: Notice how untitled goose game technically didn't have an interactive box in it? I'm just guessing. My headcanon wants geese to fear boxes.
 Sorator13: tomeseeker + gadwick or knight's adventure?
Spades_Slicc: now the titanic growth
 Sorator13: !card Gadwick's First
  LRRbot: Gadwick's First Duel [1U] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Create a Cursed Role token attached to up to one target creature. / II — Scry 2. / III — When you cast your next instant or sorcery spell with mana value 3 or less this turn, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.
 Sorator13: yeah, not sure you can win this
 Diabore: i think gadwicks, sac to bounce would have bought us another turn last turn
Spades_Slicc: It's no longer about winning, it's about taking as many game actions as possible
 MegaDosX: Also actual 5c nonsense from the opponent
 MegaDosX: So they get a pass
Spades_Slicc: That mouse hits as hard as a grizzly bear
GreatGodOm: Just got here. Perfect timing as always! 
 Sorator13: 
 MegaDosX: 
 Sorator13: !venga
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 wakingupcrying: gg
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 satyropodobny: there goes the effects budget
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 Earthenone: !mastodon
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 ReachW: Me?!
 Sorator13: ty for stream; was fun!
 Earthenone: ~whichcord
DideRobot: !discord
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 grgriffin3: Later guys!
 LostThePirate: Those fireworks are GREAT for Twitch compression lol
 Irony_x: adios!
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 Sorator13: \o
loufghyslaufey: Why does the 1/1 human token look like a gingerbread person from far away?
 Sorator13: hope he feels better soon
 Sorator13: regardless of beejlander
 MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
 ReachW: gws beej
 GapFiller: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (16s from now).
 Arclight_Dynamo: Aleron
  RayFK: Workshopping again
 rosesmcgee: Calex is the established nomenclature
 Camthelion: isnt that the ikea thing?
 rosesmcgee: Probably, but it's also their name from the two headed giant episode of Friday Nights
  Juliamon: also the Ikea thing is Kallax
 niccus: which commander set was kallax from again
 LostThePirate:   
 SnackPak_:   
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 SymphonicLolita:  
DideRobot: LRR: Time for Tinker Tailor Solder Fry! This week Alex and Cameron are building and paint their dolls. https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/111066252425940878
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Greetings to all tinkerers, tailors, solderers and fryers!
 ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat: I mean does an air fryer count lol
 margieargie: @ThreeMemesInATrenchcoat If one is watching the stream, then yes
 SnackPak_:   
 rrtycoon2: No!
loufghyslaufey: 
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 jacqui_lantern234: ALEX
quillilian: a fine vintage
 TehAmelie: shalom
 emberBecky: hi o/
 hatboozeparty: Oh no
 SymphonicLolita: 
 Serpens77: OMINOUS
 DeM0nFiRe: 
Critterbot: "Something."
ANeMzero: Ian has Ian'd
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh its a mood today
Ryxiene: not ominous
 CururuGuasu: Some…thing…
 hatboozeparty: Is it aliens again?
 jacqui_lantern234: whos jack and why are we saying hi?
 62MGcobra: whats Ian have? ....lots of things.
 DigitalSeahorse: hehe
 Thefluffiestguineapig: For sure, I enjoy playing with dolls!!
 TheExactSame: oh man. classic TTSF teamup
 Fruan: Everyone remember to get the latest security update for your cellular apparatus!
 Nigouki: it's where you will be tubed
 ggodopaste: 28mm is roughly 1:60
loufghyslaufey: Yes, yes. This is all someone's fault.
 emberBecky: I only know HO cause my dad did model trains and I know it's too small for little guys
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I am hopefully going to start construction on my first miniature room diorama this week! It won't be one of the goal ones because I want to be able to know it will stay up first
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