Nigouki: already knows how to cat
gnome_friend: !ext
paronomasiac042: !n
r10pez10: !last
LRRbot: Sorry, I can only see the future.
paronomasiac042: !first
gnome_friend: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! This week, the return of BEEJLANDER! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (6m from now).
gnome_friend: !lovebeej
LRRbot:
Chat loves Beej and I love Beej 
Juliamon: (still not Beejlander)
Metric_Furlong: Beejlandless
Masslost: so tonight is just a tribute to Beejlander
gnome_friend: I just got here, what is it instead
Juliamon: some sort of draft
Juliamon: they hadn't decided yet
paronomasiac042: aw, tartar sauce =-(
ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: Jacob's Unbeatable Tackle
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Most Magic decks work best when they're about 40% land and 25% to 40% creatures. Some decks can work with other amounts, but start with these numbers if you're not sure.
Dog_of_Myth: Good advice lrrbot
gnome_friend:

paronomasiac042: !badadvice
LRRbot: Eat the mold.
dihaltus: Better than breathing it
SpleenLord: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! This week, the return of BEEJLANDER! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (46s from now).
Fruan: If you sequester it in your stomach the spores can't get into your lungs. That's just science.
paronomasiac042: beer, bread, cheese? yeah, i'll eat the (intentionally-included) mold
gnome_friend: Is yeast a mold or some other fungus? What is a mold?
Manae: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! This week, the return of BEEJLANDER! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (0s ago).
Manae:

Dog_of_Myth: Yeast is friend that gives us bread.
paronomasiac042: mold is the visible fungal growth, and yeast is absolutely a fungus that molds
dihaltus: It's the yeast of your mold problems though
gnome_friend: Hmm... it appears that yeast is a microfungus rather than a yeast since it doesn't form a mycelium
Metric_Furlong: @dihaltus boo
Metric_Furlong: booo
dihaltus:

paronomasiac042: @dihaltus don't fret, some people have no culture
dihaltus: Oh God, where's the stream, it's a minute late!
IbunWest:

micalovits:
Its
time!
Nigouki: the stream was inside you all along
Metric_Furlong: @paronomasiac042 sorry, but we don't have mushroom for that kind of nonsense
Juliamon: (still not Beejlander)
TheAwkes: Stream title updated. That's progress.
micalovits:
Its not
time! But Time spiral time o: Faancy
gnome_friend: The !next has been lying to us
Juliamon: is it Time Spiral specifically because Ben said earlier he didn't want to do Time Spiral?
r10pez10: Time "41 Keywords" Spiral
airylan:

Rhynerd: Ah, they weren’t able to fire off a game of beejlander after all?
dihaltus: No beejlander? Booo
Juliamon: Beej is under the weather
Metric_Furlong: the level 5 Superjudge is sick
Juliamon: They didn't want to play without him
gnome_friend: Recover soon superjudge
micalovits: Get well soon Beej!
MegaDosX: Can't have Beejlander without Beej
lirazel64: Beej and Heather have Concrud.
MegaDosX: Then it'd just be Lander
Rhynerd: May Beej feel better soon
r10pez10: one time goyf no whammies
Fruan: Beej tooted this morning about shitting his soul out, so I hope he's ok.
NonUniqueGuy: Get better soon, Beej
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lirazel64: Don't worry, Beej's soul will just climb back in there.
Tevildo: !findquote beej
LRRbot: Quote #4511: "I have nothing bad to say about Beej." —James, disappointed [2017-11-21]
IbunWest: Disappointed but correct
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gnome_friend: !lovebeej
LRRbot:
Chat loves Beej and I love Beej 
lirazel64: Welp, I should make foods.
Tevildo: !quote beej
LRRbot: Quote #4430: "I'm the one you pan to when you don't wanna see a man with his shirt off." —Beej [2017-10-27]
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kynelwynn: In a row? Schlurp
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gnome_friend: !card hunting pack
LRRbot: Hunting Pack [5GG] | Instant | Create a 4/4 green Beast creature token. / Storm
r10pez10: saturday morning 8am magic content let's go
IbunWest: That’s a funny quote given he would later be seen running across the live set shirtless
Dog_of_Myth: I have returned with cookies
CastleOtranto: My commander has “Bands with Beej”
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catfoo123: 20 months! Wozza
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Tevildo: !badadvice
LRRbot: Buy more gachapon.
jundinator: Hello LRR
gnome_friend: @CastleOtranto Is your commander Heather or does she have Partner with Beej instead?
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AnbuADRV:
missing out on FNM because medical stuff, but at least I have FNPF 
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DigitalSeahorse:
I'm not late!
jundinator: !badadvice
LRRbot: Baby chickens don't turn into flowers.
teddywhosabear: so no beejlander, huh? I hope he feels better soon
jundinator: !advice
LRRbot: Use spear, sing song, eat slug.
Dog_of_Myth:

jacqui_lantern234:
hey all you beautiful friends whomst i love and adore AGGRESSIVELY 
jundinator:

CastleOtranto: @gnome_friend I dunno. My card is from 1994. It may have been errataed
BusTed:

gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That's not how you wear that.
tod_vom_himmel: @jacqui_lantern234 and i want to fight u in streets
catfoo123:

Pharmacistjudge: Ben looking very cute in glasses
catfoo123: What
Diabore: glasses ben?
Dog_of_Myth:

adambomb625: wait what?
Juliamon: !serge
DigitalSeahorse: it's indefinite?
kynelwynn: Serge buys a house, vanishes forever
niccus: he'll be back indefinitely
BrowneePoints: Oooo ben
Pharmacistjudge: i do love the !serge command
RockPusher: !lovebeej
LRRbot:
Chat loves Beej and I love Beej 
catfoo123: Hi LRR!
BrowneePoints: Oooo Ben looking snazzy with them new Specs
MegaDosX: Time for Spirals!
jundinator:
But if serge is gone. Who's the resident

control_rig: Beejlander Will Return...!
DigitalSeahorse: he bought a house in Alberta?
Dog_of_Myth: oooo Time Spiral
MegaDosX:

jacqui_lantern234: @tod_vom_himmel slow brain day today, but yes i tentitively accept your challenge
BusTed:

Diabore: ben has something new on his face
MegaDosX: Get got Serge
jacqui_lantern234: HOLY SHIT GRAHAM
Pharmacistjudge: Nelson is a judge
MrSarkhan:

Juliamon: jundinator Nelly/Wheeler
gnome_friend: !findquote alberta
LRRbot: Quote #7410: "God, what's Alberta?" —Kathleen [2020-12-23]
ErisOfSpace: "Alberta"
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun glasses look good ben
frank_the_great: Rip Beej o7
TheThirdTail: Putting Serge on suspend?
control_rig: Shadow Realm, Alberta, Tomato, tomato
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RockPusher: Serge is… temporarily displaced
kynelwynn: Serge has phasing?
r10pez10: i can't believe serge learned how to be invisible
NotCainNorAbel:

niccus: thank you for the partial transparency
micalovits: Transparent Serge?
Ukon_Cairns: banished to the shadow realm / alberta
Sunidesus: Serge is see-thru?
Pharmacistjudge: Serge has phasing
Scarbble: turn down serge's opacity
FixTheJames: Is Serge a hitman?
bluejaydreamer: Everyone but Adam has glasses
maxthefourth: !card invisibility
LRRbot: Invisibility [UU] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature can't be blocked except by Walls.
jundinator: Add a box of futuresight for good measure
xVeinFirex: Serge who?
DigitalSeahorse: HOSK
ErisOfSpace: Serge Fades out until the start of his next turn. Exile Teferi's Serge
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rogerivany: Hmmm, thought this was Beejlander for some reason.
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Dog_of_Myth: I wouldn't put it past Hosk.
MegaDosX: Serge's Protection
Pharmacistjudge: Adam is now the only one without glasses
kynelwynn: Sums of us?
code1300: adam needs glasses with out lenses so everyone has glasses
r10pez10: additive
DigitalSeahorse: sums
gnome_friend: Add the lrrfolk
jacqui_lantern234:
@ErisOfSpace Exile Yager's Serge 
DigitalSeahorse: maths of LRR
jundinator: You know what would be in a LRR secret lair. Bump in the night
Dog_of_Myth: Have fun in Vegas to all who are going.
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DigitalSeahorse: maths sums of LRR, that' number wang!
gnome_friend: @jundinator and charging badger
RockPusher:
I hadn't seen Ben with the glasses yet - looking good and hopefully being able to see gud

frank_the_great: BODY
Dog_of_Myth: hahaaha
jundinator: Please Vlog yourselves at Gavins unknown event
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: the visual novel portraits always make me smile
Izandai: Look. "Sideways" is ambiguous.
DigitalSeahorse: hehehheheh
r10pez10: they are good ads
DMGlol: tsr is such a great format
Juliamon: This draft unofficially sponsored by zazamost
Ukon_Cairns: UG kicker ramp...
MegaDosX: UR spells probably
freshbubba: Domain stompy
rogerivany:
First pick Sprout Swarm all the time. 
Mustang_Redcloak: Remember Sprout Swarm was deemed too powerful for limited even at mythic.
freshbubba: Domain ramp
CururuGuasu: Force Brushwag typal
jundinator: Slivers
asthanius: UW defenders
ErisOfSpace: 5 Color Good Stuff
RetroHibiscus: Red black… sacrifice?
powerflapjack: Da Goyf
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DigitalSeahorse: slivers like my popcicle sticks
red_shoes_jeff: And there's Slivers in there.
Diabore: lands?
kumatsu: well that's a foil in G's pack
cmdrzellgaudis: Wait I’m late. no Beejlander?
Fanklok: Normal draft? Gross
raulghoulia: good to nip that in the bud
Diabore: @kumatsu good one too
Juliamon: Beej is still unwell
r10pez10: nice pull, G
RetroHibiscus: Get the sleeve
midnightcurryjazz: timespiral is neat
Diabore: jesus g's pack is stacked
A_Dub888: dang G's got a spicy pack
jundinator: Planar chaos
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @cmdrzellgaudis beej is switching to winston
DMGlol: graham's pack kind of insane
Leedopo: dosh?
EJGRgunner:

NotCainNorAbel: go left
catfoo123: Left
TheThirdTail: left
Nukified: hands
r10pez10: left hand
MrSarkhan: left
aiamethyst: left
Fanklok: Yes
Voidhawk42: RIGHT HAND
Hadouken_lol_catz: left
30teracyte: Left
NosiDM: Yes
rogerivany: left
Dog_of_Myth: Right
A_Dub888: left
Orxolon: left
VanDerSaat: left
DMGlol: left
midnightcurryjazz: l e f t
kumatsu: Right
SAJewers:
middle hand 
AnbuADRV: Left
Kuhfeek: left
Pharmacistjudge: Top hand
Mischievous_Catgeist: cant read
Favre_the_Undead: right
jacqui_lantern234:
BOTH 
IbunWest: Left
cmdrzellgaudis: Right hand
red_shoes_jeff: Left
micalovits: Right
hu991: right
Diabore: right
Ukon_Cairns: right can be very funny
Mind2Waste: left
Juliamon: You expect chat to NOT say go left??
thraximore:
the one with the hand 
YeomanAres: Right
Simonark: Middle hand
frank_the_great: Right hand
Aarek: right
A_Dub888: HA
DylPage: The card on the right is left handed, though.
jacqui_lantern234: HOLY BUTTS
Sogheim: rewarded
Diabore: do it@
Diabore: !
gibbousm: thiss isn't Beejlander
tod_vom_himmel: jacqui i sent u a friend request ingame so we can join up easier
frank_the_great: So many in chat said right, lol
micalovits: But Serge... What if you had TWO of them
IbunWest: Never punished serge
NosiDM: Jokes on you, the feed is mirrored!
gibbousm:
I thought we were getting Beejlander tonight 
tsuuisalie: one for each hand!
A_Dub888: !findquote drub
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
MegaDosX: Semantic satiation yo
powerflapjack: serge going out on a (honknose) note
Dog_of_Myth: !card muck drub
LRRbot: Muck Drubb [3BB] | Creature — Beast [3/3] | Flash / When Muck Drubb enters the battlefield, change the target of target spell that targets only a single creature to Muck Drubb. / Madness {2}{B}
r10pez10: rubbed muck
Fanklok: You can't keep saying muckdrub like it's a real word
catfoo123: Hi Paul!!
DigitalSeahorse: I'm in this pack?
frank_the_great: !Card Gunk Slug
LRRbot: Gunk Slug [2B] | Creature — Slug [2/3] | When Gunk Slug enters the battlefield, create three Gunk token cards and shuffle them into target opponent's library.
ElektroTal: heya friends
DigitalSeahorse: lol
Voidhawk42: I want someone to take both and call the deck "Double Fisting"
jacqui_lantern234: dang it! now i wanna draft some TSR
Dog_of_Myth: Hiya @ElektroTal
Pharmacistjudge: the card no one can pronounce
LesBeauxPlastiques:
i could not get ahold of a single pack of time spiral remastered when it was released
i finally get to see it xD
NosiDM: He said that about his sweet blue white tap deck tho....
control_rig: Thisthis
Fanklok: Pthsis?
jacqui_lantern234: hey @ElektroTal reminder that youre fantastic and loved beyond measure!
Fanklok: Phy-sis
jacqui_lantern234: tuberculosis
Simonark: You’ll Never Muckdrub Alone
Fanklok: Its the disease that gave Yawgmoth the great idea to make phyrexians
micalovits: 5c rares is always a good way to draft
frank_the_great: Draft tip: Have fun
Diabore: drafts live or die by the pack 3 pivot
kynelwynn: In this set, you could try to 5C Slivers (and do poorly)
r10pez10: pick 3 pivot
itscorde: It's probably cards
DMGlol:
lmao oh yea those rares 
Omega_Lairon: Just pick the cards with the coolest art : p
BrowneePoints: I thought it was pronounced tie-sis
Dog_of_Myth: Schrodinger's Draft.
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NosiDM: Adam: This pack sucks. Also Adam: TKOs Nellie 2 - 0 with UWU tap.
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raulghoulia: hopefully I draw empty the warrens
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Omega_Lairon: Empty the storrens
frank_the_great: DMR was fun, but my LGS overcharged us, so I only played once
IbunWest: Stormless Storm
Diabore: that was definitely a archtype in dom remastered, i drafted it
frank_the_great: Paul, do not trust the reddit comment with no upvotes
maxthefourth: Catch?
NotCainNorAbel: Ben learned to read recentlyt?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Ben has unlocked new tech of "reading the card"
BrowneePoints: Everyone compliment Ben on his new glasses
DMGlol: 🐀
Fanklok: This whole time I thought Ben was illiterate, but he's just vision impaired
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BusTed: Better like this? 😃 Or better like this? 🤓
maxthefourth: !card glasses of urza
LRRbot: Glasses of Urza [1] | Artifact | {T}: Look at target player's hand.
Fanklok: !card sunglasses of urza
LRRbot: Sunglasses of Urza [3] | Artifact | You may spend white mana as though it were red mana.
IbunWest: Are we about to see a trademark Serge Yager pivot
frank_the_great: !Card Pyromancer's Goggles
LRRbot: Pyromancer's Goggles [5] | Legendary Artifact | {T}: Add {R}. When that mana is spent to cast a red instant or sorcery spell, copy that spell and you may choose new targets for the copy.
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Omega_Lairon: Pack 3. Adam's rares are somehow still circulating : p
maxthefourth: !card Urza's contact lens
LRRbot: Urza's Contact Lenses [0] | Artifact | Urza's Contact Lenses enters the battlefield tapped. / Urza's Contact Lenses doesn't untap during your untap step. / As long as Urza's Contact Lenses is untapped, all players play with their hands revealed. / Clap your hands twice: You may tap or untap Urza's Contact Lenses.
BrowneePoints: Casey's Pizza, fresh Scotcharoos and FNPF is a perfect way to spend a Friday
raulghoulia: how bad is Urza's vision that he has so much eye gear?
invickthus: I'm just here for Ben's new glasses.
ShaneLeeAtk: Casey's has a solid pizza selection.
Dog_of_Myth: Well, he sort of lost his eyes @raulghoulia
loufghyslaufey: If you halve time for spiral, then Us half-time for eye-roll
DigitalSeahorse:
deck skate
BrowneePoints: @shaneleeatk pepperoni hot sausage mushroom and onions
MAPBoardgames: Urza's Aviator Shades [1] All creatures without flying now has flying; all creatures with flying now doesn't.
loufghyslaufey: No won will ever know...!!(Graham)
DMGlol:

Mischievous_Catgeist: good ole pack 2 pivot
NosiDM: Serge with a pivot? Noooo
bjergmann101: Serge Pivot!!!
frank_the_great: I'm just here for Adam's perfect eyesight
philippekav: dare I say pivot ?
Aarek: Serge, you are supposed to wait to pack 3 to pivot
Diabore: serge pivoting early
SquirrelEarl: Classic Serge Pack 2 Pivot
Fanklok: Clearly you take all the good cards for every archtype and don't let anyone have fun
invickthus: the other boleyn kavu
ShaneLeeAtk: @browneepoints And Scotheroos? This is the life I wish to live.
powerflapjack: FTK is literally my favorite card of all time
midnightcurryjazz: getting noded up
frank_the_great: Drop of Honey in white
Ukon_Cairns: idk, im a fan of radiant kavu myself.
jacqui_lantern234:
half tongue kavu 
powerflapjack: To the point that I had a moment like Cameron with Ramirez de Pietro when the borderless in DMR was spoiled
maxthefourth: !card chaosphere
LRRbot: Chaosphere [2R] | World Enchantment | Creatures with flying can block only creatures with flying. / Creatures without flying have reach.
frank_the_great: Hot take: fuck kavu
Aarek: SBR kavu?
frank_the_great: !card Shoreline Raider
LRRbot: Shoreline Raider [2U] | Creature — Merfolk [2/2] | Protection from Kavu
philippekav: Chainsaw tongue kavu was in the 40k set
powerflapjack: and everyone at my LGS was like "hey, you saw the FTK borderless riiiiight?"
philippekav: no that was just me being silly
frozenphoenix7: Battle for Zendikar
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: !card flametongue yearling
LRRbot: Flametongue Yearling [RR] | Creature — Kavu [2/1] | Multikicker {2} / Flametongue Yearling enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each time it was kicked. / When Flametongue Yearling enters the battlefield, it deals damage equal to its power to target creature.
powerflapjack: Lil bro
Mr_Bitterness: Lot of slivers
r10pez10: !nicknames
BrowneePoints: Unfortunately this time I'm all out of nickname juice
Kazman20a: we all already know one , thanks to James
frank_the_great: Ooo, I saw one of my favorite pieces of removal
jaxildan_: anyone have the link for the nickname site?
Omega_Lairon: !nicknames
BrowneePoints: Plus like all the WoE cardnames are reap good
BrowneePoints: Real*
josh___something:
Ayula's in this set? 
powerflapjack: yeah
raulghoulia: CaGrahamder
raulghoulia: they're up side down
loufghyslaufey: Woah.
r10pez10: are porphory nodes just timbits
DoodlestheGreat: "I can see through time!" "I can see through your pants!"
loufghyslaufey: Does that work enchantment still do something?
loufghyslaufey: *white
frank_the_great: Drop of Honey is $400, surely the color shifted one must be good
BrowneePoints: Legacy and Vintage Lands runs Drop of Honey in the Board
BrowneePoints: Only deck that still plays it I think
MAPBoardgames: That's the rule I use when drafting in 7 wonders
powerflapjack: that's a Very Alex Noise
Fruan: Zone drafting is actually FASTER - the person picking the slowest is still going to go the same speed, but no time is wasted trying to wrangle piles of cards.
DigitalSeahorse: Alex makes some of the best sounds
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r10pez10: thanks definition
DangerDiabolik: awww ): I was so excited when I saw Beejlander. Is that still coming eventually?
jacqui_lantern234: THANKS DICTIONARY
Ukon_Cairns: an rock wot does have pores?
rogerivany: I love when definitions totally expain things.
saucemaster5000: porphoritic is a prophecy read wrong because of typos
red_shoes_jeff: Porphoritic: A texture not unlike a porphory.
0x6772: Also: porphyritic Of or containing porphyry.
powerflapjack: do it graham
BrowneePoints: @dangerdiabolik 20th sunbathon beej is under the weather
BrindleBoar: I would describe it as "chunky-looking"
HadesLeprechaun: no further questions? then simply demand answers
Fanklok: Beejlander is never late nor early it arrives exactly when Beej wants it to
philippekav: @DangerDiabolik Beej is still sick I think. So probalby when he's better
BrowneePoints: Remember, the Cuttle in Cuttlefish comes from Cudele which means Cuttlefish @loadingreadyrun
DMGlol: its on the sheet
DangerDiabolik: @BrowneePoints aww sad ): Feel better Beej!
rogerivany: why is leveler in this set?
raulghoulia: Beamtown Bullies
DigitalSeahorse: "I'm going to be an easy target for _____ deck!"
powerflapjack: Beejlander is never late, nor early, it arrives exactly when Beej busts through the table on pack 3 pick 14 bellowing "BEEJLANDER"
IbunWest: I can’t imagine then putting Leveler in this set without a way to capitalize on it
maxthefourth: is a stifle in this set?
BrowneePoints: I'm not making that up btw, the Cuttle in Cuttlefish literally means Cuttlefish
RainbowPhoenix06: I wonder...did Ian make the custom draft roller skate?
DigitalSeahorse: are there many plague doctors in MTG?
midnightcurryjazz: I think that is just the bottom of a kids rollerskate
midnightcurryjazz: with the boot ripped off
h3rsh3yb4r: right
r10pez10: right
Kuhfeek: right
SAJewers: both
kumatsu: Right
Dog_of_Myth: right
invickthus: right
aiamethyst: left
jacqui_lantern234: left
MAPBoardgames: !left
hu991: right
bjergmann101: up
control_rig: right
catfoo123: Left
Fancy_frenchman: right
A_Dub888: right
rogerivany: right
paronomasiac042: bottom
NotCainNorAbel: go left
DangerDiabolik: left!
RainbowPhoenix06: ah
Aneranium: right
ErisOfSpace: up
NosiDM: Yes
DMGlol: left
shadowing_12: left
BrowneePoints: Aeon Chronicler in Limited is a Massive Abyss
YeomanAres: State left
Fanklok: I would be unsurprised if this entire draft is a fake out and they play Beejlander
YeetTheRich_:
go left 
thraximore: oh THAT'S what that is!
DigitalSeahorse: go left 15 seconds ago
powerflapjack: dammit alex
powerflapjack: beep beep imma jeep
Dog_of_Myth: I've got this jellyfish.....I've got this mace. Jellyfishmace.
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RetroHibiscus: The NOPE shirt gives Adam strength with every blue spell picked
NosiDM: Nellie getting traumatic flashes of last weeks tap down.
BrowneePoints: Cryptic Annelid!
Sirius2010: I wanna see a collector booster chaos draft so bad
BrowneePoints: Love that card
NosiDM: Azorius
VigorishG: left wheeled
r10pez10: leveler fling is so funny
kumatsu: is it Wilds of Eldraine?
micalovits: Time Spiral Remastered
Aneranium: wilds of eldraine draft was last week, which is why it came up
skiddybones: is logic knot bad in limited?
BrowneePoints: Trix!
r10pez10: it's funny in orvar too
kynelwynn: Ice Age..? Alliances? Alliances
jwholla: that skateboard is brilliant
kynelwynn: Quenton Hoover art too, iirc
DigitalSeahorse: blue on blue?
JRandomHacker: Alex made an Alex noise
powerflapjack: lmao
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
MegaDosX: Oh boy
r10pez10: hahahaha
jacqui_lantern234: HOLY MOLY
r10pez10: hahahaha
A_Dub888: Holy moly!
powerflapjack: that was a well deserved Alex Noise
NosiDM: What was that?
powerflapjack: Two Abrupt Decays
powerflapjack: One of Alex's favorites
NosiDM: Yikes
Mr_Bitterness: Double Gauntlets was really funny
powerflapjack: @Mr_Bitterness TWO GAUNTLETS FOR TWO HANDS
VigorishG: You guys are awesome!
laikagoat:

DigitalSeahorse: lol
ErisOfSpace: working on my commander deck i refer to as "Minigame Tribal". Gonna open attractions, Vote, cast assist spells, introduce the initiative...
BrowneePoints: Scotcheroos are so darn good. High five to me for getting some today cuz I needed this
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h3rsh3yb4r: @ErisOfSpace that sounds cool af, who's your commander?
ErisOfSpace: @h3rsh3yb4r Currently Trying to narrow down the colors. Karona works for added combat nonsense, but I'm hoping I can get it down to Esper and maybe use Tivit (who is a bonus cause I already have him)
NosiDM: Shaharazad?
BrowneePoints: Banned in commander I believe
ErisOfSpace: @NosiDM Lol, If i can get a copy, I'll ask to rule 0 it at least once
NosiDM: Yay for homebrew rules!
BrowneePoints: The only reset that isn't banned afaik is Karn
BrowneePoints: Shaharazad and Sway the Stars are both *neck cutting motion*
ErisOfSpace: The Aspirational Goal of the deck is for people to forget we're playing magic
h3rsh3yb4r: i think there's a lot of cool red cards that do that too
niccus: shahrazad is banned for the safety of people who would include shahrazad
BrowneePoints: I know this cuz when I started playing commander back in 2009 I put Sway in a deck cuz I didn't know it was banned
BrowneePoints: And then had a panic attack when someone got angry when I cast it
jacqui_lantern234: ive played 1 shaharazad game. that was 1 more than should ever exist in history
niccus: there's always donated lich's mirror
BrowneePoints: Obviously you make a fun 60 card deck with Shaharazad Enter the Dungeon(is that the name?) And Karn
BrowneePoints: Just make every Magic Judge in 100miles get a sudden Aneurysm
LesBeauxPlastiques: middle lrrth xD
jacqui_lantern234:
@BrowneePoints im not a judge and im pretty sure i just had one 
Galvin_Duck: I've got a whiteless deck that is true grouphug plus chaos. Think Bodwyr Heavyweights and the like
BrowneePoints: Oh wait yea Unstable had a Red one
BrowneePoints: The Countdown is at One
BrowneePoints: Or something like that right?
Ukon_Cairns: thought all the unsets had at least 1
Gullin15UnshavedNeckbeard: What about shahrazad with Yarok in play
BrowneePoints: I don't think Unfinity had one proper
BrowneePoints: And not sure about Unglued
ElektroTal: i feel like @LoadingReadyRun should get featherweight to do new drawings of the cast, since wheeler doesn't have a manbun anymore and ulmer's got glasses and so forth
NosiDM: What happens if you copy Shahrazade? Do you play two sub games one after the other, or a subgame in a subgame?
Fanklok: @nosidm one after another
BrowneePoints: Ah Unfinity did have one
marxmarksman: @NosiDM You get asked politely to leave.
ErisOfSpace: one after another, I'm pretty sure. stack would stay mid-resolved until the first sub-game ends
Fanklok: If you want a sub game within a sub game you need to cast Shaharazad during a subgame
NosiDM: XD
BrowneePoints: Enter the Dungeon from Unhinged, Shaharazad, The Countdown is at One from Unstable and Tug of War from Unfinity
ErisOfSpace: if i have an effect to grab/cast a spell I own outside of the subgame, can I grab the original Shaharazad?
NosiDM: How deep does this inception go...
BrowneePoints: No
BrowneePoints: Cuz it's still part of your deck
ErisOfSpace:
Dang.. 
BrowneePoints: But you can use Spike Power Gamer to grab another one
BrowneePoints: Or Spike, whatever the epithet is
airylan: grant yourself flash, play Sharazahd mid stack resolution in response to just stuff, for maximum pain on returning to the main game.
NosiDM:
Infinite copies of Shahrazade 
BrowneePoints: But yes this is why Shaharazad is banned in basically everything
jacqui_lantern234: @BrowneePoints Spike, Tournament Grinder iirc
BrowneePoints: While a Neat nod to the story and mechanically perfect flavor, it just makes a MILLION headaches
MegaDosX: I've heard stories of people running Shahrazad in sideboards to deliberately make games go to time, which is probably also part of why it's hella banned
r10pez10: also the art
r10pez10: hella cool
NosiDM: Bucket list, make 1001 copies of Shahrazade.
jacqui_lantern234: @r10pez10 YOURE hella cool
MegaDosX:
@nosidm 
Dog_of_Myth: @jacqui_lantern234 no u
BrowneePoints: Yea, I wish they'd go back to Rabiah some day and give it the Neon Dynasty treatment
jacqui_lantern234: @Dog_of_Myth NO U MORE
ErisOfSpace: @NosiDM is there a fork effect with storm? infinite combo into that?
Ukon_Cairns: yeh, yall mentioned giving it flash and now im imagining every time the control player plays a counterspell you respond with shaharazad until they just stop countering things (or you are asked to leave more likely)
BrowneePoints: But it's called the Rabiah scale for a reason *sigh*
midnightcurryjazz: tiny
r10pez10: wow smol table
DMGlol:
howd'y
RockPusher: showing off that new moonbase space
BusTed: 👀
Morrigan9: first time adam's seemed as tall as he is
DigitalSeahorse: Alex wears his sunglasses at night
Pharmacistjudge: that table is normal, it's just adam is huge
mjiig: @BrowneePoints to be fair, I think the original reason for that was wotc not wanting to build a set outside a world of their own IP, and...
Gascitygaming: windmill slam tumtum
Mr_Horrible: some good ol Timothy Spiral
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: do we smell?
jacqui_lantern234: wow, weird cards Basic Island and Basic Swamo
LRRbot: Looter il-Kor [1U] | Creature — Kor Rogue [1/1] | Shadow / Whenever Looter il-Kor deals damage to an opponent, draw a card, then discard a card.
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
ErisOfSpace: Embarrassing, same sleeves. one of them's gonna have to change
JRandomHacker: 20 turn clock!
code1300: nice lovin the $ ninja's
code1300: 3 ninja's
NosiDM: It Was crazy, watching them play Lorcana and seeing how low Graham had his seat to make himself appear the same size as the others.
Mr_Horrible: it's willbender
Fruan: It could be anything!
Pharmacistjudge: willbender
ShaneLeeAtk: Solid Willbender there
thanzo: chromeshell crab?!
Pharmacistjudge: draws can happen Paul
control_rig: This is the one time it actually COULD be Willbender
LRRbot: Sedge Sliver [2R] | Creature — Sliver [2/2] | All Sliver creatures have "This creature gets +1/+1 as long as you control a Swamp." / All Slivers have "{B}: Regenerate this permanent."
shurtal: is it Pickles?
Kalectotite: scornful egotist!
micalovits: I remember the companion cage
Mr_Horrible: Sadge Sliver?
BrindleBoar: it's always possible for things to get worse
loufghyslaufey: @mjiig Is that how they almost didn't do Tales of Middle Earth?
BrowneePoints: Mischievous Quanar
jacqui_lantern234:
its a chromeshell crab, IAN 
ErisOfSpace: "it's always willbender"
RockPusher: … now I want Star Trek Universes Beyond so we can have cards with Worf…
BrowneePoints: Vesuvan Shapeshifter
control_rig: Sedge Troll
Mr_Horrible: Sedge Troll yup
Pharmacistjudge: !card sedge troll
LRRbot: Sedge Troll [2R] | Creature — Troll [2/2] | Sedge Troll gets +1/+1 as long as you control a Swamp. / {B}: Regenerate Sedge Troll.
lirazel64: Zombie drafting!
BrowneePoints: Sedge Troll!
Mr_Horrible: Time Spiral block was very much a send-up of Magic history
Mr_Horrible: also very wonky
r10pez10: single slivers are usually pretty okay
LRRbot: Dreamscape Artist [1U] | Creature — Human Spellshaper [1/1] | {2}{U}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice a land: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
loufghyslaufey: looks solid enough?
BrowneePoints: A grey ogre that regenerates is still good
thraximore: !card shadow sliver
LRRbot: Shadow Sliver [2U] | Creature — Sliver [1/1] | All Sliver creatures have shadow.
LRRbot: Jhoira's Timebug [2] | Artifact Creature — Insect [1/2] | {T}: Choose target permanent you control or suspended card you own. If that permanent or card has a time counter on it, you may remove a time counter from it or put another time counter on it.
MegaDosX: The same devilled egg
Voidhawk42: Roughly 100% of cards in Time Spiral are references to 2+ cards
thanzo: it's bug time
Pharmacistjudge: Oh no, Graham has beat his mental auto-tapper
LRRbot: Stronghold Rats [2B] | Creature — Rat [2/1] | Shadow / Whenever Stronghold Rats deals combat damage to a player, each player discards a card.
r10pez10: oh no it has shadow
Mr_Horrible: oh shit a rrrrrrrat
RockPusher: Timebug will be popular again in 2038
ReachW: Each?!
MegaDosX: Rats in the shadows!
Voidhawk42: @RockPusher Timebug is going to be pretty popular whenever the Doctor Who commander decks come out
thanzo: don't all rats have shadows in the light?
Pharmacistjudge: blue spellshaper casts Harrow
dasdardly: i've never mistapped my lands because i've never played at competitive rel
Pharmacistjudge: !card harrow
LRRbot: Harrow [2G] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land. / Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Ukon_Cairns: 2 cards with shadow, both of which make adam discard a card
maxthefourth: The rats are coming from inside the plane!
LRRbot: Timebender [U] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | Morph {U} / When Timebender is turned face up, choose one — / • Remove two time counters from target permanent or suspended card. / • Put two time counters on target permanent with a time counter on it or suspended card.
citizen_pain: "sleight of land"
Voidhawk42: God, I love Time Bug
BrowneePoints: Not tapped
loufghyslaufey: then they blame the timer? Chat?
BrowneePoints: Bte
BrowneePoints: Btw*
MegaDosX: Also still gotta sac a land
thraximore: OH
Pharmacistjudge: Yes, it's harrow
Mr_Horrible: Harrow was good, and still is
Sogheim: Harrow on a stick
maxthefourth: love dreamscape artist
BrowneePoints: Yep Spellshaper Harrow
tsuuisalie: it is a harrow! he's a spellshaper
asthanius: What land is being sacrificed?
tsuuisalie: did adam sac a land?
Mr_Horrible: "Hey everything is now Mind Twist"
Mr_Horrible: "Oh good"
r10pez10: dreamscape room
Pharmacistjudge: hmm graham can't block
BrowneePoints: Rats have shadow @pharmacistjudge
Pharmacistjudge: no his morph and time bug
BusTed: 🤔
Pharmacistjudge: since they don't have shadow
LRRbot: Mirri the Cursed [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Cat [3/2] | Flying, first strike, haste / Whenever Mirri the Cursed deals combat damage to a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on Mirri the Cursed.
BrowneePoints: OH yea
dasdardly: woof
BrowneePoints: SHES A BOMB
thraximore: my GIRL
asthanius: To a creature
paronomasiac042: best bad kitty
Mr_Horrible: awww, the OG art is so good tho
asthanius: Not a player
control_rig: That's a pretty dang good card
BrowneePoints: One if my first Rares!
JRandomHacker: She counts as a Cat _and_ a Vampire!
AnbuADRV: Bury suck kill James would be proud
TheWriterAleph: Mirri the Cursed counts as a Cursed.
Mr_Horrible: but yeah she's a misery in combat
MegaDosX: That's still pretty great though
Pharmacistjudge: yeah, it's not a slith
Pharmacistjudge: it's a vampire
thraximore: yoo. the chronicler 👀
ErisOfSpace: judge, if it hits 0 toughness from combat damage, the counters don't save it, correct?
r10pez10: this poor cat
BrowneePoints: And yea her OG art is amazing
LRRbot: Dismember [1{B/P}{B/P}] | Instant | Target creature gets −5/−5 until end of turn.
MegaDosX: Oh shit
BrowneePoints: An iconic piece of art
midnightcurryjazz: Yeah she needs to live
Mr_Horrible: @ErisOfSpace depends - it gets the counters first, because first strike, in most cases
ReachW: Wait, which member?
control_rig: Which member? Dis Member
Natedogg2: @ErisOfSpace Damage doesn't reduce toughness. But if it took lethal damage at the same time it dealt combat damage, it would die before the trigger can go on the stack.
Scarbble: dat member
Pharmacistjudge: @ErisOfSpace yes, it dies before it gets counter
LRRbot: Fathom Seer [1U] | Creature — Illusion [1/3] | Morph—Return two Islands you control to their owner's hand. / When Fathom Seer is turned face up, draw two cards.
thraximore: oh sick
FixTheJames: Total Three Ninjas move from Adam.
MegaDosX: That was very cool
Pharmacistjudge: but reminder, damage does not reduce toughness
ErisOfSpace: Thank! never got a chance to play this format
thraximore: it's just Gush
frank_the_great: I'm gushing just looking at it
TheThirdTail: -just- gush? how rude
thraximore: how did I never realize
Ukon_Cairns: ive def seen this card before but only now realize it gush
BrowneePoints: Mirri has caused combat math headaches since og time spiral block @erisofspace
Pharmacistjudge: I think it had a sequel too
LRRbot: Jhoira's Timebug [2] | Artifact Creature — Insect [1/2] | {T}: Choose target permanent you control or suspended card you own. If that permanent or card has a time counter on it, you may remove a time counter from it or put another time counter on it.
JRandomHacker: They did! and it's hundreds of pages long!
Mr_Horrible: her whole schtick is that she gets the counter before the opposing creature deals combat damage in most cases
MegaDosX: Got yourself a little infestation there Adam?
Scarbble: i'm not sure we can talk about books about gush on twitch
JRandomHacker: And it's questionably relevant now that Gush is restricted
r10pez10: "damage does not reduce toughness" is like the opposite of "you break it, you buy it"
thraximore: As I kid I mentally labeled Fathom Seer "bad" and I simply hadn't challenged the assessment in the past two decades\
control_rig: Let her clocks go rotten, that's how you end up with Time Ants
adept_nekomancer: "You can't just leave calendars lying around... that's how you get timebugs!"
Mr_Horrible: @r10pez10 "You control the damage you assign" "Unless banding is involved"
thanzo: the time spiders eat the time mosquitoes
LRRbot: Urborg Syphon-Mage [2B] | Creature — Human Spellshaper [2/2] | {2}{B}, {T}, Discard a card: Each other player loses 2 life. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.
LRRbot: Aeon Chronicler [3UU] | Creature — Avatar [*/*] | Aeon Chronicler's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in your hand. / Suspend X—{X}{3}{U}. X can't be 0. / Whenever a time counter is removed from Aeon Chronicler while it's exiled, draw a card.
ErisOfSpace: reminding me to put 1 card with banding in my commander deck, thanks!
Mr_Horrible: Aeon Chronicler a mild standard stable
Mr_Horrible: *staple
control_rig: Or add!
Voidhawk42: Or add one!
Pharmacistjudge: remove or add right?
code1300: Or add
Mr_Horrible: Fuckin' tron decks, man
thraximore: it's even a foil, my goodness. I remember spending a ton of money on it as a kid because the guy at the game store said it was good.
thraximore: I have literally never cast it.
BrowneePoints: Welp Adam had an Abyss on a Stick now
control_rig: So with 2 it's just "draw a card"
maxthefourth: I really want to put Serra's cathedral into my legends matter deck
MegaDosX: Adam's got himself a draw engine here
r10pez10: you can also just choose a permanent for no value
LRRbot: Rakdos Charm [BR] | Instant | Choose one — / • Exile target player's graveyard. / • Destroy target artifact. / • Each creature deals 1 damage to its controller.
maxthefourth: !card Serra's cathedral
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
trebuchetboy: value circus
MegaDosX: Wow
Mr_Horrible: I can't believe your creatures did this to you
Dog_of_Myth: Love Rakdos charm
BrowneePoints: That was a heck of a Flame Jab
MegaDosX: Yeah, it wasn't even Rakdos Charm that did the damage, it was the creatures
Pharmacistjudge: rakdos charm...you know that card you know your opponent has when you splinter twin combo and they say "how many tokens did you make?"
Voidhawk42: "Splinter Twin, conceed?" "How many copies?" "...Uh-oh"
micalovits: Huh, rakdos charm makes the rats trigger
micalovits: !card stronghold rats
LRRbot: Stronghold Rats [2B] | Creature — Rat [2/1] | Shadow / Whenever Stronghold Rats deals combat damage to a player, each player discards a card.
maxthefourth: it does
micalovits: Oh nope, it says combat dammage my bad
BrowneePoints: Was that an Ephemeron!?
Natedogg2: No it doesn't. It's not combat damage.
Natedogg2: @MegaDosX Yes, they'll get poison counters.
frank_the_great: With haste!
Pharmacistjudge: correct it has haste
MegaDosX: @Natedogg2 Imagine if you beat someone this way
LRRbot: Durkwood Baloth [4GG] | Creature — Beast [5/5] | Suspend 5—{G}
LRRbot: Reckless Wurm [3RR] | Creature — Wurm [4/4] | Trample / Madness {2}{R}
MegaDosX: Oh boy
Mr_Horrible: she durk on my wood til I baloth [extremely loud incorrect buzzer]
ErisOfSpace: "Killed my opponent with poison counters" "I thought you weren't running infect" "I wasn't. They were."
MegaDosX: Oh and Graham gains two life here too
BrowneePoints: Yea Rakdos Charm makes an Op's Nicol Bolas discard their hand...I think
LRRbot: Logic Knot [XUU] | Instant | Delve / Counter target spell unless its controller pays {X}.
Mr_Horrible: oh hey it's planeshifted UG madness
ArkhamArchivist: These the kind of Aeons where even death may die
Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePoints checking the oracle, Bolas only triggers on damage to an opponent, it seems
Mr_Horrible: but, correct in that he doesn't specify combat damage
BrowneePoints: Ah yep that'd stop it @mr_horrible
MegaDosX: Looking pretty thinnn
thraximore:

frank_the_great: All gas
shurtal: This deck's alternate name is Hank Hill
Mr_Horrible: Logic Not happening brother
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DEATHlikescats: Propane and propane accessories
MegaDosX: "How very skinny. That is proper skinny. I've never seen it from the outside. It's like a special effect."
r10pez10: i'm going to the grocery store does anyone want anything
Mr_Horrible: @r10pez10 a snickers, please
Scarbble: yeah get me some twizzlers please
AnbuADRV: Draw for turn?
jaimeblacken: draft?
philippekav: Chant it with me : Low Confidence !
noSmokeFire: four swamps? in this economy?
rogerivany: @r10pez10 some cough drops plz. thank u
jaimeblacken: (just came in)
Pharmacistjudge: hold on.... Understanding Gush has 3 editions.
Mr_Horrible: Serge going for something a bit more avant garde
shurtal: Grippers on display
MegaDosX: What's the opposite of drawing the nuts?
freshbubba: What spell is dreamscape artist shaping?
ErisOfSpace: @jaimeblacken Time spiral Remastered Draft, yeah
Mr_Horrible: Nothing's in the box!!!
frank_the_great: Could have looted, but eh, who cares
NosiDM: Serge looking out for his foot fetish homies
Jovh11: They say the camera can add 10 lbs but they never told me it can add 6 inches
BrowneePoints: Serge was just pulling a Tarantino
JRandomHacker: Yup, all Vintage
Swamplor: Reprints are an important part of the Magic economy
Pharmacistjudge: It was pre restriction, after unrestricting, and then after re-restricting
MegaDosX: Adam needs the power of God and Anime on his side
frank_the_great: The power of God and Anime!
Scarbble: god *or* jesus
MegaDosX:
@frank_the_great 
thraximore: @Scarbble don't even THINK about the holy ghost
frank_the_great: @MegaDosX Ayy
VigorishG: Good to see Alex on FNPF with the vintage DB shirt
thraximore:

betweenmyself: There was one pair of footsteps in the sand cause Jesus was all like, “What? No, I can’t help that.”
MegaDosX:

Mr_Horrible: true
Pharmacistjudge: to be fair, Gods in Anime tend to be...umm...tyrannical?
thraximore:

kumatsu: god and/nor anime
Trahas: I love Adam's three ninjas deck name
NosiDM: He needs the power of pharaoh stacking the deck with his millennium puzzle.
gualdhar: Adam over here trying to pull an Emperor Constantine
LRRbot: Sangrophage [BB] | Creature — Zombie [3/3] | At the beginning of your upkeep, tap Sangrophage unless you pay 2 life.
kynelwynn: Yeah, like which god are you invoking here? Yahweh as is typically assumed, or like.. Zeus? Odin? Amaterasu?
Pharmacistjudge: well monotheisting Gods tend to be tyrannical
Grinnin_Gin: Adam, Otaku Jeff believes in you.
TheThirdTail: God xor Anime
LRRbot: Snapback [1U] | Instant | You may exile a blue card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Return target creature to its owner's hand.
DigitalSeahorse: gods plural
MegaDosX: No Swan Song for Snapback this time Graham
BrowneePoints: No no, there is God in Anime, they just tend to get attacked and dethroned
Fanklok: !card sarcomite myr
LRRbot: Sarcomite Myr [2U] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Myr [2/1] | {2}: Sarcomite Myr gains flying until end of turn. / {2}, Sacrifice Sarcomite Myr: Draw a card.
Pharmacistjudge: sangriaPhage?
LRRbot: Stronghold Rats [2B] | Creature — Rat [2/1] | Shadow / Whenever Stronghold Rats deals combat damage to a player, each player discards a card.
NotCainNorAbel: Mom?
micalovits: Hold on, understanding gush is 300+ pages long??? And it they are not exactly short pages
rogerivany:
I'm guessing the morph is willbender. 
shurtal: Magaritaville is now closed
kynelwynn: RIP Kimmy Buffet. Get yourself a margarita
MegaDosX: I bet the morph is Chromeshell Crab
shurtal: Mimosaville?
ReachW: @micalovits There's a LOT to understandabout Gush
jaimeblacken: wow i don't remember any of these cards from the *six* booster i opened of this
DigitalSeahorse:

Pharmacistjudge: WE discard a card comrade
DEATHlikescats: Buttery nippleville
LRRbot: Reckless Wurm [3RR] | Creature — Wurm [4/4] | Trample / Madness {2}{R}
LRRbot: Delay [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell. If the spell is countered this way, exile it with three time counters on it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard. If it doesn't have suspend, it gains suspend.
ReachW: It's symmetrical!
Mind2Waste: symmetrical
Mr_Horrible: it gets suspended for 3, yeah
MegaDosX: !card jhoiras timebug
LRRbot: Jhoira's Timebug [2] | Artifact Creature — Insect [1/2] | {T}: Choose target permanent you control or suspended card you own. If that permanent or card has a time counter on it, you may remove a time counter from it or put another time counter on it.
CataclysmicReverb: "Maybe later"
yuan42: delayed in shipping because of covid
shurtal: it's in the mysterious "back of the Toys'R'Us"
LRRbot: Aeon Chronicler [3UU] | Creature — Avatar [*/*] | Aeon Chronicler's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in your hand. / Suspend X—{X}{3}{U}. X can't be 0. / Whenever a time counter is removed from Aeon Chronicler while it's exiled, draw a card.
bigpearlentertainment: Adam is at 18
Mr_Horrible: embrace the void, discard cards
Ukon_Cairns: adam giving the wurm haste (eventually) so kind
maxthefourth: !card ertais meddling
LRRbot: Ertai's Meddling [XU] | Instant | X can't be 0. / Target spell's controller exiles it with X delay counters on it. / At the beginning of each of that player's upkeeps, if that card is exiled, remove a delay counter from it. If the card has no delay counters on it, the player puts it onto the stack as a copy of the original spell.
LRRbot: Durkwood Baloth [4GG] | Creature — Beast [5/5] | Suspend 5—{G}
LRRbot: Ichor Slick [2B] | Sorcery | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn. / Cycling {2} / Madness {3}{B}
LRRbot: Brine Elemental [4UU] | Creature — Elemental [5/4] | Morph {5}{U}{U} / When Brine Elemental is turned face up, each opponent skips their next untap step.
MegaDosX: RIP
Scarbble: no, pickles!
Mr_Horrible: half of Pickles Combo
Dog_of_Myth: Pickles!
Grinnin_Gin: I kid you not Graham, this elemental turned itself into a pickle.
Mr_Horrible: *Combo, even
Scarbble: @Grinnin_Gin funniest shit i ever saw
Mr_Horrible: Shapeshifter
Pharmacistjudge: !card vesuvian shapeshifter
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
citizen_pain: brine elemental + vesuvian shapeshifter
Mr_Horrible: flip it up every turn to lock their untap
MegaDosX: !card vesuvan shapeshifter
LRRbot: Vesuvan Shapeshifter [3UU] | Creature — Shapeshifter [0/0] | As Vesuvan Shapeshifter enters the battlefield or is turned face up, you may choose another creature on the battlefield. If you do, until Vesuvan Shapeshifter is turned face down, it becomes a copy of that creature, except it has "At the beginning of your upkeep, you may turn this creature face down." / Morph {1}{U}
jaimeblacken: brine elemental and something that turns it face down
Ukon_Cairns: there was another card that turned brine elemental face down yeh?
Paranundrox: you use Shapeshifter to turn over and then turn back and copy Elemental repeatedly
NosiDM: Brian Elemental?
LRRbot: Sangrophage [BB] | Creature — Zombie [3/3] | At the beginning of your upkeep, tap Sangrophage unless you pay 2 life.
Mr_Horrible: I played a *lot* of Time Spiral standard
LRRbot: Grave Scrabbler [3B] | Creature — Zombie [2/2] | Madness {1}{B} / When Grave Scrabbler enters the battlefield, if its madness cost was paid, you may return target creature card from a graveyard to its owner's hand.
highelectricaltemperature: has anyone tried to argue that brine being in the discard counts as it being "flipped faceup"?
Pharmacistjudge: Shapeshifter turns facedown on its own every turn, and you flip it back up and copy brine elemental each turn. which denies them untap steps...forever
MegaDosX: Graham has embraced madness
Mr_Horrible:
I think it's where my resentment of Blue in general comes from 
Diabore: you can rreturn a card to adams hand
LRRbot: Yavimaya Dryad [1GG] | Creature — Dryad [2/1] | Forestwalk / When Yavimaya Dryad enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a Forest card, put it onto the battlefield tapped under target player's control, then shuffle.
Mr_Horrible: "Sure let's print Teferi in the same set as an instant speed tutor this is fine"
Grinnin_Gin: Grave Scrabbler, infamous for writing out Zombie on a triple letter score.
Mr_Horrible: grumble grumble
Paranundrox: Yavimaya can feed it's own Forestwalk
DMGlol: you can give target player the forest
Paranundrox: it's a neat card
rogerivany: Magic needs more Rebecca Guay art.
Mr_Horrible: ^this is true
MegaDosX: And all it costs is ramping your opponent
tsuuisalie: suspend!
thanzo: Scrabbling from the grave
MegaDosX: Also Sangrophage trigger and suspend, no?
BrindleBoar: the world at large needs more Guay art
Lawblades: sussy spend
kynelwynn: G missing triggers
MegaDosX: It gained Suspend
Dog_of_Myth: Yep
LRRbot: Tendrils of Corruption [3B] | Instant | Tendrils of Corruption deals X damage to target creature and you gain X life, where X is the number of Swamps you control.
JRandomHacker: That's one of MaRo's twenty lessons!
Mr_Horrible: another standard staple
Grinnin_Gin: Good lord graham
MegaDosX: Graham moved to crunch step
Grinnin_Gin: graham chose violence today
Mr_Horrible: urborg tendrils kept many a control deck alive
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Scarbble: graham's deck is sick
frank_the_great: It happens, lol
micalovits: Those rats+madness cards was disgusting
MegaDosX: Ones of ninjas
Pharmacistjudge: You missed out a few damage when graham only had a shadow creature, but it feels like bad draws
BrowneePoints: Your deck was good, just a lil slow
BusTed: Also of value.
brunomant_: Show cat
Grinnin_Gin: the cat is your reminder
control_rig: No no let's see the cat
BrowneePoints: And Graham went full beep beep
paronomasiac042: a picture of a cat is an incredible thing
Aarek: show cat
Sunidesus: show cat please
ReachW: Finnigan plz
kynelwynn: Berge
frank_the_great: Imagine describing cat pictures without showing cat pictures
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Bruceski: "Wait that's a picture of my cat." Judge: "I'll allow it."
Grinnin_Gin: gibbed alex
loufghyslaufey:
Cameron's impression was still the 
Mr_Horrible: At least the respawn time is generous
trebuchetboy: wheeler or ulmer
thanzo: Planar Chaos at the Moon Base
Diabore: you just got this set, dont ruin it already
asthanius: Alex respawns a mile away because he forgot to set his spawn point
Diabore: @trebuchetboy ulmer
trebuchetboy: ty
TheRatKings: Just arrived, Time Spiral Remastered is maybe my fav limited environment, very excited!
NosiDM: So that's what happened to Alex during "The Incident"!
maxthefourth: Staggeringly fast Seating
Pharmacistjudge: chat, question. in the main set of time spiral remastered...what do you think is the most expensive card?
BrowneePoints: Idk one of the RKF or Donato Giancola art things
sharkbearagator769: how long ago did they go on break ?
ErisOfSpace: I'm guessing Goyf got close at one point, but likely not anymore
TheThirdTail: @sharkbearagator769 a minute or two
sharkbearagator769: thx!
HadesLeprechaun: wasnt one of the five color sliver legends in the main set?
Pharmacistjudge: hint. Blame cEDH
BrowneePoints: Worldly Tutor? Personal Tutor? Or was that Masters
Pharmacistjudge: it was opened in the draft
ReachW: @Pharmacistjudge Gemstone Caverns?
BrowneePoints: Gauntlet of Power?
Pharmacistjudge: Correct! Gemstone Caverns
BrowneePoints: Gemstone hadn't been reprinted in a while either
Pharmacistjudge: it got a LoTR version
BrowneePoints: Yep. As a Relic and Rarities
ReachW: Always go for the mana if cEDH is involved.
BrowneePoints: Err relics and realms*
ErisOfSpace: !card Gemstone Caverns
LRRbot: Gemstone Caverns | Legendary Land | If Gemstone Caverns is in your opening hand and you're not the starting player, you may begin the game with Gemstone Caverns on the battlefield with a luck counter on it. If you do, exile a card from your hand. / {T}: Add {C}. If Gemstone Caverns has a luck counter on it, instead add one mana of any color.
Pharmacistjudge: gemstone caverns hovers like $47
AnbuADRV: catJAM
HadesLeprechaun: Glittering Caves of Aglarond, very pretty art
BrowneePoints: But yea it was in tsr last year but don't remember how long it had been before that
DigitalSeahorse:

NosiDM:
Ooh Ben looking slick in his glasses 
MegaDosX:

Natedogg2: Look at those sweet glasses.
Fanklok: Nelson you can't blue Beej us like that
Julian_Rogue: @NosiDM lookin sick >.>
ReachW: Nice frames, Ben!
micalovits: All 3 pairs
CataclysmicReverb: Lemurian reflexes
theamc2000: Nice glasses Ben
Mr_Bitterness: Ben does look good in those glasses!
MrSarkhan: Ben you look good in glasses!
DigitalSeahorse:
the fastest sloth ever
thanzo: snail-esque reflexes
DoodlestheGreat: Ring-tailed Rock Wallaby-like reactions.
Gascitygaming: omg i love Ben's glasses!
RockPusher: Ben looks good, but does Ben *look* good?
Pharmacistjudge: anyone remember ben in that retro commercial LRLive?
HasturTheYellow: Ben's Glasses do look good
lirazel64: Ben joins the Eye Guy club!
micalovits: Ohhh, THATS why Serge is always off by one!
TheWriterAleph: ben's glasses are cute
HasturTheYellow: And Ben always do look good, so it only adds to it
TheRatKings: I love Beejlander, but I also love Time Spiral Remastered so much, so this is lucky for me I guess
GhostValv: Reading...?
MegaDosX: Reading? Who even does that?
kynelwynn: "Math ahs been long gone for me" says the man that on Monikers volunterred to count points because he's "Good at math" wait
A_Dub888: !findquote read card
LRRbot: Quote #3809: "These cards... I actually need to read them to find out how good they are." —Doc [2017-01-06]
freshbubba: I thought that was yugioh players
thanzo: cute glasses!
ReachW: Reading sounds boring, never tried it
Aarek:
Time to update 
MegaDosX: "So how many things do I sacrifice to Annihilator?"
trebuchetboy: *scoops immedately*
DigitalSeahorse: same as me, near sighted
GhostValv: Oh crap.
A_Dub888: nice things about Ben
GhostValv: Cheese it
NotCainNorAbel: Ben is amazing
NosiDM: Ulmer love! ❤️
frank_the_great: Ben deserves ice cream
DigitalSeahorse: xD
LRRbot: Search for Tomorrow [2G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. / Suspend 2—{G}
APartofManny: Ben does look more cute with the glasses
Pharmacistjudge: Serge for tomorrow?
duresspls: oh he rampin
Grinnin_Gin: Ben don't let them lie, we know that they bullied you because you don't have glasses.
BrowneePoints: We need to get you some Sheer Sleek Nerdy Anime framed like Jacob now Ben
Ukon_Cairns: oh thats what that card was
ReachW: The best turn 1 play in the format.
loufghyslaufey: -Today!
CataclysmicReverb: Or a medication
Pharmacistjudge: Nelly and I get each other
BrowneePoints: Frames*
LRRbot: Errant Doomsayers [1W] | Creature — Human Rebel [1/1] | {T}: Tap target creature with toughness 2 or less.
Molladia: Wait has it been a week? I thought it was Mono White-Week
MegaDosX: Doooooooooooooooom!
AnbuADRV: Does he run in BC or Alberta?
kynelwynn: They say, "Doom", but errantly
Pharmacistjudge: umm...not tapped
BrowneePoints: Wait! Ben you can do the Anime Villain Glasses Push now!
Asturiel: untapped
Natedogg2: I will allow it.
MegaDosX: !card search for tomorrow
LRRbot: Search for Tomorrow [2G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. / Suspend 2—{G}
Grinnin_Gin: Serge for Tomorrow. Vote Serge for Premier (Lands Pilot of the Format).
loufghyslaufey:
invoking
Doom Song 
JRandomHacker: "... didn't think that would work"
shendaras: I've never seen that work, but good job Serge.
midnightcurryjazz: serge needs glasses
MegaDosX: Reading the card, I hear it explains the card
kynelwynn: He ramping
ReachW: Magic players don't read
Pharmacistjudge: umm bant not jund
GhostValv:

NosiDM: Serge you have glasses, no excuse.
duresspls: the world gave him too much power
LRRbot: Ivory Giant [5WW] | Creature — Giant [3/4] | When Ivory Giant enters the battlefield, tap all nonwhite creatures. / Suspend 5—{W}
Grinnin_Gin: Yes Nelson, Blue players are responsible for Judgement Day
LRRbot: Ancestral Vision | Sorcery | Suspend 4—{U} / Target player draws three cards.
duresspls: oh good lord
control_rig: Wow
Natedogg2: Well, it's about time.
ErisOfSpace: 104.3a
control_rig: You can see your death coming
kynelwynn: Serge should have called this deck, "Suspenders" as port manteau of Suspend and Slivers.
gsyhiap: We're still in the "planning" phase
Mr_Horrible: Magic the (slowly) Gathering
thanzo: my turns 7 and 8 are gonna be so sweet
ReachW: god I love suspend. What a cool mechanic.
LoadingReadyRun:
Wouldn't an Errant Doomsayer be someone whose wrong about Doom?
Pharmacistjudge: I see we judges are on Pun patrol
BrowneePoints: Cut in the Spaceballs scene with "what happened to then!?" @loadingreadyrun
Natedogg2: I'm sorry, I can't turn off the puns.
LRRbot: Calciderm [2WW] | Creature — Beast [5/5] | Shroud / Vanishing 4
BrowneePoints: Cut to* Jesus I cant type today
duresspls: BANGER
Mr_Horrible: loved that lad
Pharmacistjudge: that's a clock....
MegaDosX: !card ghost way
LRRbot: Ghostway [2W] | Instant | Exile each creature you control. Return those cards to the battlefield under their owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
TheRatKings: I love this set SO MUCH!
midnightcurryjazz: 15 damage coming in
Mr_Horrible: lotta folks running Calc with the rescue beasts too
LRRbot: Sinew Sliver [1W] | Creature — Sliver [1/1] | All Sliver creatures get +1/+1.
ReachW: This clock comes with an in-built clock!
Mr_Bitterness: Ah, the colorshifted Bastoderm
MegaDosX: Cool 2/2
Mr_Horrible: Stonecloaker and Whitemane Lin
Mr_Horrible: *Lion
kynelwynn: Color shifted Muscle Sliver.
LadyLockwood92: Ah, ended up with Time Spiral Remastered, neat~
Mr_Horrible: quick, play another
BrowneePoints: I loved the Calciderm callback in ONE with Spinoderm
Dog_of_Myth: It's just a little guy
Pharmacistjudge: Suspending Time
BrowneePoints: Only Pain
LRRbot: Stingscourger [1R] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [2/2] | Echo {3}{R} / When Stingscourger enters the battlefield, return target creature an opponent controls to its owner's hand.
BrowneePoints: Dee dah dah day
LRRbot: Momentary Blink [1W] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. / Flashback {3}{U}
frank_the_great: It does have echo
Mr_Horrible: red in planar chaos, of the Expensive Echo
LRRbot: Reclamation Sage [2G] | Creature — Elf Shaman [2/1] | When Reclamation Sage enters the battlefield, you may destroy target artifact or enchantment.
JRandomHacker: Did Ben just pay for the tapper? Or did he pay for something else?
r10pez10: ooh bant slivers
Paranundrox: and vanishing
Mr_Horrible: "The worst Meathooks you've ever seen"
control_rig: Wait I thought Heckbent was 1 card and Hellbent was 0 cards
Pharmacistjudge: remove last counter it dies
Fanklok: Give Serge a banjo because he's the Suspender Man
Mr_Horrible: Vanishing is "when last is removed"
Mr_Horrible: Fading is the bad template
Natedogg2: Vanishing is the one where you get an extra turn once you remove the last counter.
LRRbot: Bound in Silence [2W] | Tribal Enchantment — Rebel Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature can't attack or block.
micalovits: Thats still free to tap yes?
DreamyPants: wotc doing the classic "fading is too confusing, so lets introduce a similar mechanic to make it even more confusing"
Paranundrox: he could save others but not himself
ReachW: Vanish vanishes, Fading fades out
ErisOfSpace: and it is "when you remove the last counter"? if you make a clone would it stick around because 0 counters?
LRRbot: Ancestral Vision | Sorcery | Suspend 4—{U} / Target player draws three cards.
LadyLockwood92: aeiou
LadyLockwood92: John Madden John Madden
Pharmacistjudge: @ErisOfSpace the creature would gain the vanishing ability, so it would come with time counters that can be removed
freshbubba: Dw Ben hes leaving indefinitely I heard
Natedogg2: @ErisOfSpace If it managed to enter with zero counters on it (Clone would still enter with the counters), you'd never remove the last counter and would not sacrifice it.
Mr_Horrible: @ErisOfSpace it would stick around iirc, unless the clone is cloning after it's already on the battlefield, because Vanishing says it enters play with those counters
kumatsu: Guess it's time to banish this guy to Alberta for rude behavior
r10pez10: i can't believe he didn't let ben draw three cards
thanzo: !card betrayal
LRRbot: Betrayal [U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature an opponent controls / Whenever enchanted creature becomes tapped, you draw a card.
NosiDM: Bens too cute for 3 cards now.
LRRbot: Yavimaya Dryad [1GG] | Creature — Dryad [2/1] | Forestwalk / When Yavimaya Dryad enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a Forest card, put it onto the battlefield tapped under target player's control, then shuffle.
DMGlol: wotc should bring back shroud
Mr_Horrible: so yeah, if you flipped up Vesuvan Shapeshifter and copied a Calciderm, it'd theoretically stick around since "the last counter" is never removed
control_rig: El Spidro del Umbra
LRRbot: Penumbra Spider [2GG] | Creature — Spider [2/4] | Reach / When Penumbra Spider dies, create a 2/4 black Spider creature token with reach.
Mr_Horrible: fine, compromise, bring back hexproof
Mr_Horrible:

Pharmacistjudge: now where is baman?
Voidhawk42: Shroud is a WAY better mechanic than Hexproof. But Ward is better than either.
BrowneePoints: El Spidro Penumbro
TherapyforNarwhals: Bro SO MANY creatures are being tapped next turn
BrowneePoints: El Spidro con Twino
kumatsu: @Pharmacistjudge he's coming over da house
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ErisOfSpace: @Voidhawk42 Ward X (pay x mana), definitely. Ward "sac 2 permanents", maybe not...
TwitchTVsFrank: Ward>shroud>hexproof
Pharmacistjudge: but he forgot about tuba
jaimeblacken: what was the retro foil they opened in the box? or did they missed it on their packs?
micalovits: !card Errant Doomsayers
LRRbot: Errant Doomsayers [1W] | Creature — Human Rebel [1/1] | {T}: Tap target creature with toughness 2 or less.
r10pez10: i translated "pasa de bilbiotecha" and it said it means "pass to bibliotecha"
YeetTheRich_: yup
gsyhiap: oopsie
Pharmacistjudge: I saw it and was wondering why
saucemaster5000: we knew, but it was a secret
TheRatKings: Of course I didnt catch it, I didnt get new glasses!
Dog_of_Myth:

gsyhiap:

NosiDM: Twitch always knows
Mr_Horrible: that's a lot of trumpet blasts
YeetTheRich_:
we did but we've been told to shut up about those sort of things 
TheWriterAleph: i don't miss shroud lol
Mr_Horrible:
play rally flashback rally 
LRRbot: Ivory Giant [5WW] | Creature — Giant [3/4] | When Ivory Giant enters the battlefield, tap all nonwhite creatures. / Suspend 5—{W}
BrowneePoints: Donde esta la biblioteca, Se Llama T-Bone La Araña Penumbreca @r10pez10
LRRbot: Judge Unworthy [1W] | Instant | Choose target attacking or blocking creature. Scry 3, then reveal the top card of your library. Judge Unworthy deals damage equal to that card's mana value to that creature.
LRRbot: Knight of Sursi [3W] | Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Flying; flanking / Suspend 3—{W}
r10pez10: BrowneePoints oic, thanks
LRRbot: Ith, High Arcanist [5WU] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [3/5] | Vigilance / {T}: Untap target attacking creature. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to and dealt by that creature this turn. / Suspend 4—{W}{U}
BrowneePoints: ITH!
ReachW: Love Ith
Mr_Horrible:
oh god, limited games against an Ith 
BrowneePoints: Ith's Him!
Ukon_Cairns: Ith, of Maze fame
DMGlol:
my first commander 
Pharmacistjudge: So Jaime Lannister? Knight of Cersei?
kumatsu: It's ITH! (What is Ith)
Mr_Horrible: it's *HIS* shitty maze
gsyhiap: Ith it?
theamc2000: Ith of the maze
philippekav: who's on Ith
ReachW: Magus of the Maze. Mzegus
micalovits: I would like to file a complaint about his maze
ReachW: Mazegus*
frank_the_great: Isn't this an alt universe Ith? I forget how the portals work
BrowneePoints: @r10pez10 look give me a chance to quote my fave bit from Community and I'll do it
Mind2Waste: dear Ith, why does you maze have no mana?
LRRbot: Might Sliver [4G] | Creature — Sliver [2/2] | All Sliver creatures get +2/+2.
Mr_Horrible: Swolever
NosiDM: Black Sab Ith
Mr_Horrible: 4/4 and 5/5
NoxStryx: This set is just "Rembering how old keywords work".set
LadyLockwood92: Ith! [Live Studio Audience Cheers]
DEATHlikescats: What’s the name of your band Paul?
Paranundrox:
@DEATHlikescats the Beardtones 
kumatsu: @DEATHlikescats the more important question is what's the name of your Paul?
DEATHlikescats: @paranundrox ah! Yes!! Thank ye
BrowneePoints: Doesn't knight kill Druid on Block cuz of Flanking? Or does Sursi have first strije
chaps_the_goblin_king: moopsy!
BrowneePoints: Strike
Jovh11: Hate or h8?
Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePoints flanking is when blocked, iirc, not when the flanker blocks
Paranundrox: @BrowneePoints Flanking only applies when t he creature with Flanking is blocked
LRRbot: Gauntlet of Power [5] | Artifact | As Gauntlet of Power enters the battlefield, choose a color. / Creatures of the chosen color get +1/+1. / Whenever a basic land is tapped for mana of the chosen color, its controller adds an additional one mana of that color.
DEATHlikescats: @kumatsu Paul “Mua dib” Atredes?
LadyLockwood92: I only just noticed, but Ben's glasses look great~
r10pez10: hah, ith gets buffed
MegaDosX: lmaooooo
Mr_Horrible: Ith was a *drubbing* in limited
thraximore: for a second I thought there were THREE gauntlets in the draft
BrowneePoints: @paranundrox for some reason I thought it was like Bushido
Paranundrox: completely reasonable I did too
jaimeblacken: gauntlet is also symmetrical no?
chaostreader: @jaimeblacken it is!
Mr_Horrible: Serge "I want to play magic later" Yager
lirazel64: !card maze of ith
LRRbot: Maze of Ith | Land | {T}: Untap target attacking creature. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to and dealt by that creature this turn.
r10pez10: good line
Mr_Horrible: *and* draw a card!
ReachW: that woulda been cool
Mind2Waste: symmetrical violence!
MegaDosX: !card orcish cannonade
LRRbot: Orcish Cannonade [1RR] | Instant | Orcish Cannonade deals 2 damage to any target and 3 damage to you. / Draw a card.
KeytarCat: If he made corn alcohol, it'd be Maise, a Fifth
LadyLockwood92: You were gonna Companion Cage, Ben?
saucemaster5000: One more try
Mr_Horrible: cannonade was honestly pretty good in TS drafted
NosiDM: Orcish Cannonade was in one of the first decks I played.
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Pharmacistjudge: !card collosal whale
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
MegaDosX: !card pursued whale
josh___something: They command Crabbed, it HAS to krill
Mr_Horrible: had to be careful with it, but it was still a 2-for-1 most times
ReachW: The Miracles Bracket is where we all want to be.
LRRbot: Knight of Sursi [3W] | Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Flying; flanking / Suspend 3—{W}
Pharmacistjudge: !card colossal whale
LRRbot: Colossal Whale [5UU] | Creature — Whale [5/5] | Islandwalk / Whenever Colossal Whale attacks, you may exile target creature defending player controls until Colossal Whale leaves the battlefield.
LRRbot: Search for Tomorrow [2G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. / Suspend 2—{G}
BrowneePoints: An A-Maize-ing pun
LadyLockwood92: Just build a Jhoira of the Ghitu deck, jeez.
LRRbot: Benalish Cavalry [1W] | Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Flanking
Mr_Horrible: nobody has my favorite W suspend homie, Shade of Trokair
LRRbot: Sinew Sliver [1W] | Creature — Sliver [1/1] | All Sliver creatures get +1/+1.
ChaoticObserver: I tell you, when I get back from layaway, you are going to be in serious trouble
thraximore: Oh! Those glasses look great on Ben!
DEATHlikescats: Each popped their microwave pop spells into the machine and we’re just waiting for the last pops so we don’t burn them by accident
LRRbot: Calciderm [2WW] | Creature — Beast [5/5] | Shroud / Vanishing 4
DEATHlikescats: That metaphor got away from me
red_shoes_jeff:

drcthulu: big calciderm
trebuchetboy: Look its Wil E Coyote
LRRbot: Reclamation Sage [2G] | Creature — Elf Shaman [2/1] | When Reclamation Sage enters the battlefield, you may destroy target artifact or enchantment.
BrowneePoints: Calciderm back on the Escalator
LRRbot: Citanul Woodreaders [2G] | Creature — Human Druid [1/4] | Kicker {2}{G} / When Citanul Woodreaders enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, draw two cards.
Mr_Horrible: my lads
Mr_Bitterness: MA! That Calciderm's back! It looks like Grandma!
LRRbot: Orcish Cannonade [1RR] | Instant | Orcish Cannonade deals 2 damage to any target and 3 damage to you. / Draw a card.
Mr_Horrible: the set of harmonize
BrowneePoints: One of my fave cards in magic
jaimeblacken: 2020 green cards
micalovits: Did Ben draw for turn?
Mr_Horrible: *spits out coffee* "Does this work how I think it does?"
philippekav: no loading, no ready, just run !
putz12a: He didn't, I don't think
gsyhiap:

LRRbot: Terramorphic Expanse | Land | {T}, Sacrifice Terramorphic Expanse: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Mr_Horrible: Terramorphic my beloved
r10pez10: by eating a burrito
Mr_Horrible: he gets to attack 3 times
Mr_Horrible: he's attacked twice
drcthulu: time spirals into different land drops remastered
gsyhiap: ^
BrowneePoints: Serge craves Al Pastor and Birria and Elotes
Zjivarra: Oooh! TSR!!
Zjivarra: How many matches have I missed
r10pez10: celebrate and dance so free
Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePoints oh no now I do too
DEATHlikescats: @browneepoints ooooh good cravings
Zjivarra: Gonna have to catch up on the Y tube later 😍
Mr_Horrible: Ashcoat Bear saving lives
BrowneePoints: And Horchata
gsyhiap: The psychological play
BrowneePoints: Serge deserves Horchata
LRRbot: Stormfront Riders [4W] | Creature — Human Soldier [4/3] | Flying / When Stormfront Riders enters the battlefield, return two creatures you control to their owner's hand. / Whenever Stormfront Riders or another creature is returned to your hand from the battlefield, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.
Mr_Horrible: he's gaming
Diabore: doesnt target
Mr_Horrible: the classic limited combos
LRRbot: Crookclaw Transmuter [3U] | Creature — Bird Wizard [3/1] | Flash / Flying / When Crookclaw Transmuter enters the battlefield, switch target creature's power and toughness until end of turn.
Pharmacistjudge: that's a format Nelly
Spades_Slicc: About how much is left?
Pharmacistjudge: I forget the name of it. Ask Marshall Sutcliffe or LSV they talk about it
Diabore: good face serge
gsyhiap: Eww
ReachW: Magic's so cool.
gsyhiap: That's a filthy play
Mr_Horrible: I'm so sad because Crookclaw is legit a great trick
DigitalSeahorse:
kaka transmuter 
gsyhiap: Good point, Nelly
SquirrelEarl: Suspend OP confirmed
Natedogg2: I'm never minding.
thanzo: pending sus
Gadora:
Ben gets the chance to do his sideboarding that he talked about? 
BrowneePoints: Look Ben, if your OP suspends Ephemeron or Gargodon turn 1, you're already dead
LadyLockwood92: When the Pend is Sus.
Mr_Horrible:
play crookclaw and save his Force of Savagery 
duresspls: LOL
MegaDosX: Nobody expects Mana Tithe
Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePoints if someone's suspending Ephemeron on 1 I'm wondering where they got their mox, or cursing Simian Spirit Guide
shurtal: 5 color badstuff
DEATHlikescats: Chaos?
Juliamon:
Empty the Warrens Storp 
LadyLockwood92: Does it have to be a real one?
definenull: uhh green blue domain
AnbuADRV: Saproling tokens
Mr_Horrible: Big Green-Red in full Time Spiral block draft
DigitalSeahorse: the one with tentacles on it
midnightcurryjazz: all old bordered pile
asthanius: Whetwheel tribal
Juliamon: *Storm, dammit ruined my joke
brunomant_:
Simic ramp 
frank_the_great: UW evasion
Mr_Horrible: Green in Future Sight was cracked
Zjivarra: The black archetype
TheRatKings: I played RG aggro against a 4 c slivers in time spiral remastered once. Was a lot of fun
BrowneePoints: !card Errant Ephemeron
LRRbot: Errant Ephemeron [6U] | Creature — Illusion [4/4] | Flying / Suspend 4—{1}{U}
Mr_Horrible: Imperiosaur was a fucked-up limited card
DMGlol:
I too won a palanar chaos pre release, with thundermare and Akroma 
shurtal: Sadly, Storp will never come back to standard
ArkhamArchivist: “Bringing Planar Chaos packs to Chaos Draft”
DigitalSeahorse:
lol 
DigitalSeahorse: yup
BrowneePoints: Ope thought it was just U @mr_horrible
micalovits: Double goyf draft! Deck was trash, but I got two goyfs soooo...
PoisonSerpent92: I’m much too young for time spiral block, but I love the idea of blink in the block.
BrowneePoints: Now it's 8 bucks USD
YeomanAres: Going to si
Mr_Horrible: ah Goyf
Mr_Horrible: Magic's most fair card
LRRbot: Search for Tomorrow [2G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. / Suspend 2—{G}
ghizmou: cracked
goombalax: I went 3 boxes deep with expedition lands
micalovits: Is that... 3 for 3 on that t1?
ReachW: yeag
Mr_Horrible: yeag
LRRbot: Benalish Cavalry [1W] | Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Flanking
r10pez10: yeag er
LadyLockwood92: So overcome with emotion, he has forgotten how to words.
Mr_Horrible:
uhhhh, sure... 
YeomanAres: I only watch graham
LadyLockwood92: I got here late, sorry ^^;
gsyhiap: *leaves*
Morrigan9: he said the word, FLEE
ShaneLeeAtk: I mean... Serge isn't wrong
ReachW: yeag it is
micalovits: I don't have new fancy glasses, so I can't see what is drafted!
TheRatKings: bunluth
MegaDosX:

MegaDosX: Oh that got me
Mr_Horrible: I just like queer shitposts
asthanius: Thanks lilith
RangerAlpha7: My first future sight draft i week 1 failed to raredraft a foil tamogoyf
TheRatKings: Bloodborne card
LRRbot: Errant Doomsayers [1W] | Creature — Human Rebel [1/1] | {T}: Tap target creature with toughness 2 or less.
Mr_Horrible: @RangerAlpha7 to be fair, most folks would've at the time
Leedopo: rampantly transsexual, lightly associated w/ dissociating via working retail
LRRbot: Giant Dustwasp [3GG] | Creature — Insect [3/3] | Flying / Suspend 4—{1}{G}
definenull: not the bee!
gsyhiap:

MegaDosX: Beeblioteca?
Gooseblast: Not the beeees!
Natedogg2: More like a Bee Plus
Mr_Horrible: dustwasp my other beloved
serramarkov: I only leave my computer on breaks... or it becomes bedtime- like now, thanks!
ChaoticObserver:

LRRbot: Amrou Scout [1W] | Creature — Kithkin Rebel Scout [2/1] | {4}, {T}: Search your library for a Rebel permanent card with mana value 3 or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
definenull: that's a common?
Zjivarra: Speaking of Bees… when is the next Beejlander?
BrindleBoar: tippy taps
Chichen: math checks out
Juliamon: Zjivarra In a few weeks
r10pez10: amuwu
MegaDosX: It was going to be tonight but Beej is unwell
Mr_Horrible: like the giant dustwasps
BrowneePoints: Amwou Scouwt
jaimeblacken: Beejlander!
Mr_Horrible: "ruining everything"
Mr_Horrible: "and video games"
philippekav: What the deal with passé la bibliothèque ... it does even make sense
philippekav: doesn't*
LRRbot: Gauntlet of Power [5] | Artifact | As Gauntlet of Power enters the battlefield, choose a color. / Creatures of the chosen color get +1/+1. / Whenever a basic land is tapped for mana of the chosen color, its controller adds an additional one mana of that color.
definenull: oh no
r10pez10: this is why everyone likes colossal dredmaw
Mr_Horrible: please let him have the rec sage
ReachW: qwhite bad indeed
Mr_Horrible: PLEASE
Mr_Horrible: let rec sage get 1 hit
Mr_Horrible: Ben can search for so many pacifisms now
RangerAlpha7:
Tough to attack into 9 open mana 
MegaDosX: Settle the Wreckage was in Time Spiral Remastered, right?
LRRbot: Sinew Sliver [1W] | Creature — Sliver [1/1] | All Sliver creatures get +1/+1.
definenull: ?!?!?
BrowneePoints: Serge has a built his own Turd Ape
LRRbot: Pongify [U] | Instant | Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Ape creature token.
definenull: monke
MegaDosX: m o n k e
AnbuADRV: A deck master game??
DMGlol: return to monkey
LadyLockwood92: Magic: (And I cannot stress this enough) the Gathering.
MegaDosX: Reject rebellion, return to monke
brunomant_: Ookify
jaimeblacken: monkeh
LRRbot: Calciderm [2WW] | Creature — Beast [5/5] | Shroud / Vanishing 4
definenull: oh no
Chichen: 🐒
Mr_Horrible:

MegaDosX: Four mana 6/6
TheWanderingNomad: Back again? Calici's back? Tell a friend?
LRRbot: Benalish Commander [3W] | Creature — Human Soldier [*/*] | Benalish Commander's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Soldiers you control. / Suspend X—{X}{W}{W}. X can't be 0. / Whenever a time counter is removed from Benalish Commander while it's exiled, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.
ReachW: It's okay, Calciderm summons Rec Sage.
LadyLockwood92: Hey, that Calciderm is back on the Escalator again!
Mr_Horrible: the X suspend rares from Planar Chaos were so cool
kynelwynn: So far, both Ben and G's decks have been pretty synergistic
Mr_Horrible: except Roiling Horror, that one sucked
LadyLockwood92: He's ramped to close to the sun.
definenull: the shipping container of value
MegaDosX:
Nelson's hand just creeping from offscreen 
MegaDosX: Ben says beep beep
shurtal: Ask YOUR doctor if violated game rules is right for you!
kynelwynn: That's totally a Settle board..
definenull: pfft
LRRbot: Crookclaw Transmuter [3U] | Creature — Bird Wizard [3/1] | Flash / Flying / When Crookclaw Transmuter enters the battlefield, switch target creature's power and toughness until end of turn.
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Mr_Horrible: couldn't he block the scout successfully as a 2/3?
LRRbot: Firemaw Kavu [5R] | Creature — Kavu [4/2] | Echo {5}{R} / When Firemaw Kavu enters the battlefield, it deals 2 damage to target creature. / When Firemaw Kavu leaves the battlefield, it deals 4 damage to target creature.
LRRbot: Evolution Charm [1G] | Instant | Choose one — / • Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / • Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / • Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
LRRbot: Giant Dustwasp [3GG] | Creature — Insect [3/3] | Flying / Suspend 4—{1}{G}
definenull: LuL
ReachW:

RangerAlpha7: ROFL
gsyhiap:

gsyhiap:

LRRbot: Might Sliver [4G] | Creature — Sliver [2/2] | All Sliver creatures get +2/+2.
r10pez10: lmao
definenull: i think serge might be dob
lirazel64:

Mr_Horrible: a 4/4? Isn't he like an 8/8?
r10pez10: the funny thing about echo? thing about echo?
Mr_Horrible: ahh, just Soldiers
MegaDosX: Exactsies
Cyborg_Huey: Ben lookin' good with dem glasses!
MegaDosX: WOW
LRRbot: Feather, the Redeemed [RWW] | Legendary Creature — Angel [3/4] | Flying / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature you control, exile that card instead of putting it into your graveyard as it resolves. If you do, return it to your hand at the beginning of the next end step.
MegaDosX: Feather's in this format?
MegaDosX: Wild
definenull:
@Cyborg_Huey agree 
asthanius: It's a shame that Serge is exploding
WavesOfBabies: Feather, my beloved
MegaDosX: In this set rather
bigpearlentertainment: where is serge going?
Juliamon: !serge
kynelwynn: Goodbye forever Serge. We'll always treasure our memories
atlr: wha?
NonUniqueGuy: RIP Serge.
gualdhar: so nice to have Serge one last time before he disappears into the Canadian tundra, never to be seen again
plundypops: I don't know why I expect Ben to call Serge "sport" after that game.
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Chichen:

YeetTheRich_: the glasses retire champion
Diabore: serge is now banished to alberta
AnbuADRV: Serge is going to planeswalk to the plane of Alberta
trebuchetboy: Reid Duke shaking in his boots
midnightcurryjazz: plaid for the first time too
BusTed:

chaostreader: Didn’t serge win a game?
LadyLockwood92: Well, I think Ben's glasses look great~
Morrigan9: ben really embracing "reading the card explains the card"
Gascitygaming: One of us!
MurphEP: Into the shadowrealm
MegaDosX: Serge: Reassembled
Mr_Horrible: Banished to Alberta with all the other things that aren't rats
Cyborg_Huey:

MegaDosX: Bye Serge! Hope your move goes well!
NotCainNorAbel: Love you Serge
BusTed:

ErisOfSpace: Bye Serge!
LadyLockwood92: Have a good time Serge~
Mr_Bitterness: Thanks Serge!
r10pez10: buh bywe serge!
shendaras: Ben the new premier lands pilot
brutusq13: Hello from Commander Sealed!
emberBecky:

betweenmyself: Ben’s an anime character that has their secret power.
MurphEP:

frank_the_great: Bye!!!
AnbuADRV:

Pharmacistjudge: Serge is still streaming from Alberta
squ3e: surpise friend?
Pharmacistjudge: so, he'll be over on his channel
DeM0nFiRe:

betweenmyself: *has revealed
KWardJenx: Thank you for your service Serge. You will be missed. Safe travels.
r10pez10: i can't believe serge qualified for NASA
corefluxx: Bye Serge, FNPF wont be the same without you
WavesOfBabies: You'll be back before you know it
LadyLockwood92: Serge died on his way back to his home planet.
Earthenone: lets hope "moved to alberta" isent the same as "moved to vancouver"
aussie_rob_w: I hope Alberta has good coffee.
Fanklok: I missed it, why did Ben banish Serge to Alberta?
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Juliamon: The pastebin link explains everything
Dog_of_Myth: @aussie_rob_w If it does, Serge will find it.
r10pez10: !serge
Spades_Slicc: Sure hope Serge doesn't forget a Totentenz in his pocket, you know how Albertans are about rats
aussie_rob_w: I appreciate the Serge Statement
LadyLockwood92: Mhm.
Juliamon: also it's Alberta so I imagine there's not much for him to do BUT hunt for good coffee
Gascitygaming: @Juliamon you are not wrong, as an Albertan
gualdhar: luckily, with 2 day shipping, he can buy himself good coffee if all else fails
nickthecatbear: logic checks out
Pharmacistjudge:
lies I know you have a preview monitor 
LadyLockwood92: Hey Graham~
ReachW: Also because I am great at hiding
NotCainNorAbel: then why am I wearing pants?
jaimeblacken: graham! but I wanted surprise!
jaimeblacken: *graham is a surprise*
LRRbot: Keldon Halberdier [4R] | Creature — Human Warrior [4/1] | First strike / Suspend 4—{R}
BrindleBoar: Turn One Plays
gsyhiap: Graham is always a pleasant surprise
LRRbot: Ridged Kusite [B] | Creature — Horror Spellshaper [1/1] | {1}{B}, {T}, Discard a card: Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn.
brutusq13: Hi from Commander Sealed!
LadyLockwood92: It's a surprise tool that will help us later.
asthanius: It's an anagram of the card it's based on
jaimeblacken: it casts kindle fury
thanzo: fortht strike
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LRRbot: Greenseeker [G] | Creature — Elf Spellshaper [1/1] | {G}, {T}, Discard a card: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
brutusq13: Tomorrow is the main event out in Rochester
jaimeblacken: lay of the land
Mr_Horrible: !guided strike
jaimeblacken: guided strike
asthanius: !card Guided Strike
LRRbot: Guided Strike [1W] | Instant | Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn. / Draw a card.
LRRbot: Benalish Cavalry [1W] | Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Flanking
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Mr_Horrible: it's on the art for Guided Strike as well
MegaDosX: The advantage of having a fantasy setting, you can just make up creatures wholesale
LRRbot: Nantuko Shaman [2G] | Creature — Insect Shaman [3/2] | When Nantuko Shaman enters the battlefield, if you control no tapped lands, draw a card. / Suspend 1—{2}{G}{G}
nickthecatbear: Kusite have ridges, much like Ruffles chips
MegaDosX: You need to suspend it for it to draw a card, yeah
MegaDosX: Or cheat it in somehow
ErisOfSpace: how do I roll the "R" in Kusite?
Juliamon: Now, what is brushwagg an anagram of
thanzo: Ridged UK Site
LRRbot: Kavu Primarch [3G] | Creature — Kavu [3/3] | Kicker {4} / Convoke / If Kavu Primarch was kicked, it enters the battlefield with four +1/+1 counters on it.
BrindleBoar: Bad Kusite
Mr_Horrible: I hope it's the kusite's BASE that's flared and not the head
LRRbot: Sunlance [W] | Sorcery | Sunlance deals 3 damage to target nonwhite creature.
gsyhiap:

LRRbot: Stingscourger [1R] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [2/2] | Echo {3}{R} / When Stingscourger enters the battlefield, return target creature an opponent controls to its owner's hand.
jaimeblacken: didn't he go to a ppr?
BrowneePoints: oh huh, there's a new MK emote :FlawlessVictory:
Diabore: the meme origin
MegaDosX: Hard to be more wrong than that I think
LRRbot: Dark Withering [4BB] | Instant | Destroy target nonblack creature. / Madness {B}
LRRbot: Greenseeker [G] | Creature — Elf Spellshaper [1/1] | {G}, {T}, Discard a card: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Keldon Halberdier [4R] | Creature — Human Warrior [4/1] | First strike / Suspend 4—{R}
trebuchetboy: Thanks for the breakdown Graham
LRRbot: Castle Raptors [4W] | Creature — Bird Soldier [3/3] | Flying / As long as Castle Raptors is untapped, it gets +0/+2.
squ3e: those sure were some words there, bud
kynelwynn: Castle Rappers
Pharmacistjudge: !card Castle
LRRbot: Castle [3W] | Enchantment | Untapped creatures you control get +0/+2.
jaimeblacken: Castle is so bad
definenull:

BrowneePoints: Also Graham, after you and Ben joked about it last week on Lorcana, apparently the first expansion in November is adding Great Mouse Detective!
LRRbot: Big Game Hunter [1BB] | Creature — Human Rebel Assassin [1/1] | When Big Game Hunter enters the battlefield, destroy target creature with power 4 or greater. It can't be regenerated. / Madness {B}
JonnyGlitched: Whatup nerds?
Mind2Waste: Time Spiral: Oh, I Get It! the Set
kumatsu: Big Game Hunter: The card that does the exact same thing in Hearthstone and Magic
Mr_Horrible: BGH an unexpectedly good role-player in many formats
bosqueofpines: Big Game Hunter hunting the most dangerous game, Keldons.
JonnyGlitched: Are they releasing sets every 3 months now?
DigitalSeahorse:

thanzo: Deride Gus Kit
LRRbot: Battering Sliver [5R] | Creature — Sliver [4/4] | All Sliver creatures have trample.
BrowneePoints: @JonnyGlitched quarterly releases for Lorcana apparently
MegaDosX: Is it beer batter?
JonnyGlitched: @BrowneePoints That doesn't seem sustainable
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Mr_Horrible: any sliver is a battering sliver if you have battering sliver, too
kumatsu: oh right, I forgot the Hearthstone BGH was 7 or more power, but it was also a 4/2 for 3 with an ETB destroy effect
Scarbble: i kinda want fish and chips too
JonnyGlitched: ecologically or economically
r10pez10: fish and slivs
BrowneePoints: @JonnyGlitched ...Magic has Quarterly Releases
Gascitygaming: well if one of them is, all of them are
thanzo: all slivers have tap and sac gain 3 life
Freezerassasin: All Slivers have Tempura
r10pez10: i would probably eat a sliver
Dog_of_Myth:
@Freezerassasin 
r10pez10: complicated flavours
Gascitygaming: slivers are all crab rangoon?
Juliamon: BrowneePoints One could argue that *also* isn't sustainable
Mr_Horrible: @Gascitygaming things of that nature... preposterous
definenull:

DEATHlikescats: It’s Sliverfest at Red Lobster! All you can eat deep fried slivers!
BrowneePoints: I mean it technically has MORE than that but in terms of Standard Releases they are Quarterly @JonnyGlitched
kynelwynn: So, a fantasy dwarf
DigitalSeahorse: my slivers come frosty in popcicle sticks
LadyLockwood92: He went Great Sword rather than Bow Gun.
JonnyGlitched: @BrowneePoints ah maybe I'm noticing non standard more than I used to
BrowneePoints: I love Great Mouse Detective. Vincent Price as Ratigan is one of my fave disney villains
Jovh11:
Considering they're a 1/1 I have to assume they're 5'11" 
kynelwynn: Seen some preview cards, Winnie the Pooh is a Hunny Wizard
saucemaster5000: randomly one card with "that" scene from the rescuers
Gascitygaming: I used to love watching Modern, any recommendations to fill the void?
LRRbot: Nantuko Shaman [2G] | Creature — Insect Shaman [3/2] | When Nantuko Shaman enters the battlefield, if you control no tapped lands, draw a card. / Suspend 1—{2}{G}{G}
saucemaster5000: @BrowneePoints I love vincent price
LRRbot: Dead // Gone | Dead [R] | Instant | Dead deals 2 damage to target creature. // Gone [2R] | Instant | Return target creature you don't control to its owner's hand.
definenull: ooh
Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePoints he's having *so* much fun, it's very clear
DEATHlikescats: Vincent Price is a treasure
aussie_rob_w: That's why my last smartphone is now a tiny tablet, Paul!
Mr_Horrible: that's Planar Chaos for ya
frozenphoenix7: Scam doesn't play it normally. Modern Rhinos does though, cause Cascade.
kumatsu: bounce your own Emotion that also can be used to cast Fury
Mr_Horrible: only creatures tho
MegaDosX: 2R to bounce a thing in a mono-red Commander deck could be a funny gotcha
BrowneePoints: nope
Pharmacistjudge: and you can't cascade into it on accident
kumatsu: you miss it on Cascade cuz it's for 4
BrowneePoints: they changed the rules
Paranundrox: you can't cascade into it, which is why you run it
JonnyGlitched: Cascade into another Bloodborne Elf!
JonnyGlitched: braid
Paranundrox: they change it because of Tybalt
BrowneePoints: they changed Cascade rules after Tibalt
Mr_Horrible: a shock that doesn't muck your crashes
MegaDosX: !card crashing footfalls
LRRbot: Crashing Footfalls | Sorcery | Suspend 4—{G} / Create two 4/4 green Rhino creature tokens with trample.
kumatsu: well it was a LRR preview card
RangerAlpha7: It's like keruga fires playing brazen borrower and bonecrusher giant a year or so back i guess
tsuuisalie: modern horizons 1 actually
Paranundrox: since you could Cascade into Valki and cast Tibalt originally
BrowneePoints: Temur Rhinos
Pharmacistjudge: y'alls preview card has quite a bit of play
BrowneePoints: it's a very powerful deck
JonnyGlitched: !quote cascade
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
frozenphoenix7: Actually from MH1. It was MH2 that picked it up because MH2 gave Shardless Agent
jaimeblacken: 4
AnbuADRV: Same reason you play !card Fire // Ice
Mr_Horrible: Pact of the Titan could NEVER
Pharmacistjudge: and I have to remind people that since it makes tokens...they don't have haste
Toxxick: Its the second coming of Living End right?
BrowneePoints: better than living end
BrowneePoints: Living End is all in
AnbuADRV: The number of undying but better cards is so volumnous
BrowneePoints: Temur Rhinos is a midrange deck with Cheat Package @Toxxick
JonnyGlitched: I loved that band as a kid! @BrowneePoints
frozenphoenix7: @Toxxick It's similar to Living End in they're both Cascade decks, but have enough notable play differences
kynelwynn: Living End wants to fill a yard, Rhinos wants to just cascade into Crashing Footfalls.
kumatsu: @Pharmacistjudge my most answered judge call at MXP Tacoma was "yes you can evoke the Fury you revealed with Ragavan
AnbuADRV: Rhinos plays interaction instead of crappy cycling creatures
BrowneePoints: like, Temur Rhinos can just flat out play like a Midrange/Tempo deck, that can ALSO sometimes just get the early rhinos and kill you
JonnyGlitched: Bury no longer means exile?
LRRbot: Rathi Trapper [1B] | Creature — Human Rebel Rogue [1/2] | {B}, {T}: Tap target creature.
r10pez10: who has outdoor rugs lol
Mr_Horrible: @Pharmacistjudge I'm now wondering if there's any other suspend spells that make tokens as their cast effect, or if they dodged that bullet originally
BrowneePoints: Bury was never exile. Bury was destroyed can't be regenerated I believe @JonnyGlitched
LRRbot: Duskrider Peregrine [5W] | Creature — Bird [3/3] | Flying, protection from black / Suspend 3—{1}{W}
jaimeblacken: a black tapper!
r10pez10: oh red carpets, duh
spiffinn: and/or sacrifice
JonnyGlitched: @BrowneePoints riiiight
LRRbot: Aven Riftwatcher [2W] | Creature — Bird Rebel Soldier [2/3] | Flying / Vanishing 3 / When Aven Riftwatcher enters or leaves the battlefield, you gain 2 life.
Mr_Horrible: I miss Keldon Marauders
JonnyGlitched: I haven't seriouly played since... what was the one with the Myr?
frozenphoenix7: @Mr_Horrible Quick Scryfall search says no, Footfalls is the only one
JonnyGlitched: Mirage?
BrowneePoints: from the comp rules: In general, cards that were printed with the term “bury” have received errata in the Oracle card reference to read, “Destroy [a permanent]. It can’t be regenerated,” or “Sacrifice [a permanent].”
AnbuADRV: I remember when Aven Riftwatcher was played in modern...God I'm old
ShaneLeeAtk: My Star Wars themed bakery... You Rebel Scones
kynelwynn: 3 mana for a Vanishing Breboldier
BrowneePoints: She's a Big Barda
JonnyGlitched: 3 relevant types
r10pez10: they tended to avoid token makers with suspend because creatures with suspend have haste, but token makers with suspend don't naturally give the tokens haste
BrowneePoints: Big Birda. Bard Bigda
ReachW: 3 mana for 3 creature types. Power creep out of control
BrowneePoints: I was a Hubelogue in middle school
AnbuADRV: But are they snake hydras?
BrowneePoints: but never made it to Boy Scouts
JonnyGlitched: Hummero sounds like a sex act
kynelwynn: Humebelgue
kynelwynn: Pronounced (Hum buh buldge)
LRRbot: Castle Raptors [4W] | Creature — Bird Soldier [3/3] | Flying / As long as Castle Raptors is untapped, it gets +0/+2.
BrowneePoints: Castle Raptors!? I loved that game on 360!
LRRbot: Duskrider Peregrine [5W] | Creature — Bird [3/3] | Flying, protection from black / Suspend 3—{1}{W}
LRRbot: Ridged Kusite [B] | Creature — Horror Spellshaper [1/1] | {1}{B}, {T}, Discard a card: Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn.
Commodore_Perry_GG: It's Castle on a Bird
LRRbot: Blighted Woodland | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {3}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice Blighted Woodland: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
AnbuADRV: Castle raptors was that weird medieval turok spinoff right?
JonnyGlitched: @Commodore_Perry_GG sounds like a Studio Ghibili movie
BrowneePoints: Vinelasher Kudzu!
Paranundrox: !card Stone-Seeder Hierophant
LRRbot: Stone-Seeder Hierophant [2GG] | Creature — Human Druid [1/1] | Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, untap Stone-Seeder Hierophant. / {T}: Untap target land.
BrowneePoints: Isn't Horn of Greed the first Landfall?
LRRbot: Battering Sliver [5R] | Creature — Sliver [4/4] | All Sliver creatures have trample.
Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePoints it's on play, for all players
MegaDosX: Horn of Greed isn't technically landfall
Paranundrox: @BrowneePoints Horn is Play
Paranundrox: not Enters the Battlefield
BrowneePoints: *strangles the pedants*
Mr_Horrible: being an Azusa degenerate I am very familiar with Horn of Greed
Paranundrox: but yeah Stoneseeder also in Ravnica: City of Guilds
Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePoints ah but the pedants are *right* in MtG
BrowneePoints: Stoneseeder Heirophant is by one set ye
Mr_Horrible: yes
LRRbot: Life and Limb [3G] | Enchantment | All Forests and all Saprolings are 1/1 green Saproling creatures and Forest lands in addition to their other types.
Paranundrox: when a player plays a land they draw a card yeah
kynelwynn: Random query, Hey Graham, is there a Dice Friends in the pipes? Or is DF maybe on hiatus until 2024?
BrowneePoints: Life and Limb, aka, card that goes infinite real easy
MegaDosX: Remember when Nelson killed everyone on mono-green Commander night with Life and Limb?
LRRbot: Stingscourger [1R] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [2/2] | Echo {3}{R} / When Stingscourger enters the battlefield, return target creature an opponent controls to its owner's hand.
LRRbot: Abrupt Decay [BG] | Instant | This spell can't be countered. / Destroy target nonland permanent with mana value 3 or less.
jaimeblacken: it's bounced still no?
theamc2000: Does nelly have crovax?
bigpearlentertainment: rathi trapper should be in alexs hand
MegaDosX: Also yeah the trapper should be bounced
BrowneePoints: Sporemound Life and Limb is my Earthcraft Squirrel's Nest
Mr_Horrible: abrupt decay does get mucked by all the suspend CMCs
jaimeblacken: bin shilin
BrowneePoints: I love Bing Chilling's Christmas Album
LRRbot: Fortify [2W] | Instant | Choose one — / • Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn. / • Creatures you control get +0/+2 until end of turn.
definenull: Oof
Lumowolf: Stone-Seeder Hierophant, also from Ravnica, has landfall as well
MegaDosX: !card horn of greed
LRRbot: Horn of Greed [3] | Artifact | Whenever a player plays a land, that player draws a card.
jaimeblacken: show us teh deck alex!
JonnyGlitched: it
DigitalSeahorse: oofa doofa
AnbuADRV: @definenull It's spelled ouphe
JonnyGlitched: it's removal for more than it costs
DigitalSeahorse:

Mr_Horrible: man I miss the look of the white humans in Time Spiral
WavesOfBabies: That was slick alex
Mr_Horrible: their armor looked great
kynelwynn: Did Alex take the Pthisisisiss?
jaimeblacken: never drew the removal, that's bad
BrowneePoints:
But yea Stone-Seeder Heirophant was also in Ravnica AND 4 collector's number higher, making it the first Landfall card 
Mr_Horrible: Guide was pretty solid, even in standard iirc
JonnyGlitched: Enchantments are by and large much better than they once were
AnbuADRV: Now that removal isn't like...doom blade, auras are better
MegaDosX: That's a different card Alex
MegaDosX: !card kormus bell
LRRbot: Kormus Bell [4] | Artifact | All Swamps are 1/1 black creatures that are still lands.
definenull: Appropriately timed decay
Commodore_Perry_GG: Punctual Decay
Mr_Horrible: Perfectly Normal Decay
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Furvias: 69 Months.... nice
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AnbuADRV: Putrefy
JonnyGlitched: Auras used to be so unplayablle they wern't even called Auras
BrowneePoints: oooooooh. Okay so Tie-Sis and Thigh-Sis are both accepted pronunciations
MegaDosX: Deck looked neat, just didn't show up unfortunately
Pharmacistjudge: @card Living Plane
NotCainNorAbel:
500 - This was fun
Dog_of_Myth:

Pharmacistjudge: !card Living Plane
LRRbot: Living Plane [2GG] | World Enchantment | All lands are 1/1 creatures that are still lands.
DEATHlikescats: Twas enjoyable and fun
MegaDosX: Oh neat there's another /another/ one of those
kynelwynn: Beejlander shall return. Serge shall not
Mr_Horrible: no power on this Earth can delay Beejlander indefinitely
LRRbot: Muck Drubb [3BB] | Creature — Beast [3/3] | Flash / When Muck Drubb enters the battlefield, change the target of target spell that targets only a single creature to Muck Drubb. / Madness {2}{B}
MegaDosX: Sick!
JonnyGlitched: 2 Desert Busses back to back
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ReachW: noice
Ukon_Cairns: oh yeh, phthisis, gotta love a word where you choose not to pronounce 3 of the first 4 letters
Mr_Horrible: is this LRR's first subathon? I don't actually recall any others
Pharmacistjudge: I hope to see y'all there
Earthenone: yup!
DEATHlikescats: The wonder con to SDCC
kynelwynn: Who did these awesome portraits? I've always wanted to know. Is it MangledPixel?
brainbosh: Hope vegas has its stuff sorted out before you get there lol
BrowneePoints: they are literally paid to be there and say hi to folks
BrowneePoints: so go say hi
Gascitygaming:
me?! 
aiamethyst: see you there!
JonnyGlitched:
Come to Perth, Australia I want a photo 
Earthenone: !cardkingdom
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Earthenone: !patreon
Earthenone: !store
Earthenone: ~whichcord
DideRobot: !discord
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Texan_Reverend: !hoodie
Earthenone: !mastodon
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Gascitygaming: is the midle lrrth playmat liited time?
Gascitygaming: limited*
corefluxx:
100
JonnyGlitched: byeeeeeeeeeeeee
DigitalSeahorse: !alex
aussie_rob_w: I always remember the story Graham tells about the guy at PAX who was chatting to him as they were leaving the convention grounds, and they got to the exit and the guy said "Well, bye!" And promptly left
BrowneePoints: BUT it has online multiplayer!
Texan_Reverend: !schedule
BrowneePoints: since it's on Switch!
DigitalSeahorse: AlexSteacy is also on etsy by name
definenull: Owlbear%!
DigitalSeahorse: very comfy shirts
BrowneePoints: Stray Gods is real good
aussie_rob_w: Like, that was the boundary line between fandom interaction at the con and intruding on Real Life, and totally respected it
Mr_Horrible: @kynelwynn If I'm remembering correctly those portraits were done by M Lunsford
DEATHlikescats: Talk to ALL the animals!
JonnyGlitched: It's not a pet it just hangs out and doesn't eat you
kynelwynn: Thank you @Mr_Horrible
BrowneePoints: it's very good
BrowneePoints: it's like playing a Musical Comic Book
Mr_Horrible: Stray Gods v goog
BrowneePoints: Bomberman R 2?
MegaDosX: Bomb your man
ReachW: Bomberman? I hardly know er man
Mr_Horrible:
that's gonna make me miss the gamecube bomberman games 
Mr_Horrible: generations and jetters were so much fun
BrowneePoints: Speaking of Let's Nope, Alex they are playing Homebody which I think would be right up your alley. It's like Alone in the Dark meets Myst
ReachW: Bomberman Generations was my jam as a kid!
Mr_Horrible: @ReachW getting the charabomb fusions felt so cool
DigitalSeahorse: BrowneePoints interesting
Mr_Horrible: y'know what that means: you're here forever
MegaDosX: Nice.
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
RockPusher: nice
ReachW: @Mr_Horrible Right, that's what they were called! I just remember them as amnimals lol. Might have to pick up a very legal copy to play again!
DEATHlikescats: Noice
LadyLockwood92:
250 Surprise Bits~
MegaDosX: Nice *snap*
KWardJenx: Nice
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
NotCainNorAbel: Thanks
LadyLockwood92: Have a good one, folks~
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
Mr_Horrible:
thanks for the stream, gang 
KWardJenx: Thank you for the Stream. And see you soon Serge!
DigitalSeahorse:

ReachW: Thanks for strim, y'all! Have a great weekend, chat!
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