MAPBoardgames: !advice
LRRbot: It's Beej — who knows.
MAPBoardgames: LRRbot spouting truth again.
62MGcobra: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games!) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (13m from now).
Diabore: do we know whats next or is it secret?
MAPBoardgames: We need to worry about LRRbot becoming the next Skynet. Imagine what it could do if it had access to nukes and drones.
62MGcobra: maybe James knows?
Arclight_Dynamo: @Diabore Look at the title.
Darleysam: it's Super Bomberman R 2
MAPBoardgames: @Diabore Super-secretly hidden on the game title
62MGcobra: sweet bomberman
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @MAPBoardgames No one looks at stream titles.
TheWriterAleph:
streams have titles? 
margieargie: @Dread_Pirate_Westley Like how gamers never look up, chat never looks at stream titles
Lysander_salamander: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games!) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (9m from now).
62MGcobra: to be fair chat is here and the stream title is all the way over there <---
MAPBoardgames: @Dread_Pirate_Westley I thought it was weird. Theatre mode hides the title at the bottom.
UnknownFriday: Or, if you're like me, you've got a bookmark to chat directly because you tend to watch the streams on your TV and can't see the stream title at all.
62MGcobra: #BlameJames
KeytarCat: So it's Twitch's fault for not having the title available on all devices!
ihlendrax: !next
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ihlendrax: Mmm…mystery game. Excellent.
ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: the absolute fattest internet
KeytarCat: Do you want to keep it a secret? it's a known game
ihlendrax: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always pivoting.
Thefluffiestguineapig: That box is not what Telus provided
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is the line up a mystery too?
MAPBoardgames:
I just discovered Twitch has a general us Mod Love emote 
NonUniqueGuy: !advice
LRRbot: Fire is not a kickable substance.
margieargie: !badadvice
LRRbot: Crush a dew!
korvys: !quote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #3804: "I'm taking speed." —Adam [2016-12-30]
MAPBoardgames: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a mysterious pizza
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, the digestibility of Mountain Dew is debatable.
Thefluffiestguineapig: !findquote pizza
LRRbot: Quote #166: "You *sshole! You made my skull pizza escape." —Cameron [2015-04-19]
NonUniqueGuy: !searchfortreasure
LRRbot: You find: a Potion of Healing!
Thefluffiestguineapig: I need that so bad
Thefluffiestguineapig: Just in general
KeytarCat: Oh hi Fluff!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey KeytarCat!
Thefluffiestguineapig: !next
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Thefluffiestguineapig: So close!
KeytarCat: Of by a nice belt!
SnackPak_:

PharaohBender27:

Natimus_Prime:

KeytarCat: bweeee bweooooo
Alas_Babylon: Oh, that's a spicy pick
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Natimus_Prime: Time for boom!
WriterRaven: Sup nerds! ♥
Mazrae: Bombermans woooo
kusinohki: meows
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey WriterRaven! I would love to read a thing written by a raven
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Or one of Ian's crows
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kusinohki brrup!
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kusinohki: just finished TotK like 5 min ago... might need to find a new video game to play
nickthecatbear: Whew, I made it in time for the new This or That: "Bomb or Man"
Diabore: @kusinohki baten kaitos remaster came out last week, its a jrpg card battler
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KeytarCat: iPhone has an ad that uses throat singing. neat, I guess?
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @nickthecatbear Honestly with the code names for some nuclear nonsense, especially translated ones, that might be more difficult than you think
korvys: !quote Beej
LRRbot: Quote #4734: "Oh, I regretted every part of that." —Beej [2018-03-05]
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nickthecatbear: @Thefluffiestguineapig that's what makes it fun!
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KeytarCat: Ha! Terrorism!
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DiscordianTokkan: Love me some Bombermans
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @nickthecatbear For sure! Sometimes the unexpectedly difficult ones are the best. Like when fictional flag or subnational flag was put up we all knew it would be brutal
Diabore: bomb the rich
LordZarano:

Spanked42: @Diabore When's the meet up for that?
SnackPak_:

Thefluffiestguineapig: @Spanked42 ^this
Pteraspidomorphi: I'm RIPE
NotCainNorAbel: um...hi i guess
korvys: !quote Ian
LRRbot: Quote #3480: "You can't even wash her!" —Ian [2016-10-05]
Thefluffiestguineapig: Those are some long spiral cords
NightValien28: Ian has such a brand of hype
xVoxtric: oh BOMb yea let's get it
AdamTheIndividual: Nellyis going to crush this!,
avi_miller: New Bomberman!!
korvys: A "Brand New" game, Bomberman
flatluigi: bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb er man
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Can I still watch this stream if I never saw Super Bomberman R?
Akaiatana: Bomb rush Superman?
DoodlestheGreat: B-B-Bomb...
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TheM8: Dont yell this game name in an airport please
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NotCainNorAbel: my little man had roast beef
Thefluffiestguineapig: 2 Bomb 2 Man?
Spanked42: better than 2 bomb 1 man
HbombAndFriends:
Hbombomberman and Friends? 
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Thefluffiestguineapig: When Ian is being so Ian that Cori facepalms
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Thefluffiestguineapig: You know it's going to be a mood
Scy_Anide: Thanks James
generalpurpose: #blamejames
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kat2kool: Just call me kat2bomb
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Dog_of_Myth: #thanksJames?
SaxPython:

NightValien28: that's a first
NotCainNorAbel: #PraiseJames
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wouldn't that be credit James?
Frizzlenill: if super bomberman R2 is so good, why isn't there a super bomberman R3??? /s
TomK__94: Wooo! Go Nelly!
AdamTheIndividual: Go Blue!
SnackPak_: good start
xVoxtric: yea that was surprising that they were massive
NightValien28: this seems to be a all upgrades match
NewtyNewts: Cell-phone~
Thefluffiestguineapig: Who is who? I caught that Ian was p4
Diabore: the new selfown
xVoxtric: the cellphone selfown, hmm
Pteraspidomorphi: No breakable blocks these days?
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superdude097: @Thefluffiestguineapig 1-4 from right to left
Spanked42: I think alex is one then go counter clockwise from there?
nickthecatbear: P1 is Alex; P2 is Nelly; P3 is Coriander; P4 is Ian
Thefluffiestguineapig: The fact that they also trigger off each other makes planning where to be very challenging it seems
Spanked42: errr right to left makes more sense
xVoxtric: the dead exact revenge
Thefluffiestguineapig: @superdude097 Awesome, thanks!
NightValien28: gooooooooooooooal
themostjoast: just like in real life
korvys: Reincarnated as a jetski
Frizzlenill: can you fling them over walls?
baltimore_667083: VAR has disallowed the goal
korvys: #NerfCori
Thefluffiestguineapig: I saw a thing in those instructions about "when less than a minute remains" and I don't think they hit that
Thefluffiestguineapig: @korvys It has begun
Thefluffiestguineapig: The hashtag has been called
Thefluffiestguineapig: Nelly confirmed terminator
Fanklok: Nelson will betray us, noted
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @Fanklok I haven't watched any of the super old Conspiracy stuff, did he play any of those or just judge?
Fanklok: Quick someone tell Nelson a paradox
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Fanklok That one from Westworld season 2 that started with one and could spread!
xVoxtric: great map, love the insanity
NightValien28: now there's the childhood chaos I remember
Fanklok: @thefluffiestguineapig too long ago for me to remember
TheMerricat:
I can't even follow what's going on here chat... 
Thefluffiestguineapig: This map demonstrates the developers know exactly what players are here for
Diabore: which one is nelly?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheMerricat I'm getting the impression even the players only partially can
Mazrae: Is cori alive?
Juliamon: !players
LRRbot: Today's players: P1 Alex, P2 Nelly, P3 Cori, P4 Ian
Anubis169:

Thefluffiestguineapig: Apparently she wasn't and now she is?
xVoxtric: I consider this the crown jewel of the moba genre
Thefluffiestguineapig: I heard something about roller skates?
Alas_Babylon: So much more aware?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Not even the mods know Alex
Earthenone: !alex
Earthenone:
lrrbot knows alex 
KeytarCat: Louies: On
Thefluffiestguineapig: Team Ian and Cori is sometimes strong
DigitalSeahorse: lrrbot doesn't know AlexSteacy is on etsy yet
Thefluffiestguineapig: And sometimes Ian gets in Cori's way
Fanklok: Isn't the ship from Gradius playable in this?
Anubis169:

Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, just to check, does anyone know what the different kinds of boxes are?
DiscordianTokkan: RIP cabbit
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, Alex was riding a rabbit?
definenull: bombermans!
Thefluffiestguineapig: I could not tell you who has the spike bombs, who has the bombs that can be moved
v_nome: So apparently Louies are the mounts
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah, so the targets are to show the other players who is the biggest target
Anubis169: Hoisted!
DiscordianTokkan: Literally Petard!
GhostValv: a mighty hoist
PMAvers: Like one of the few times you're *actually* talking about a siege explosive.
definenull: whoah
DigitalSeahorse: I don't know what's happening either
Thefluffiestguineapig: If you
DigitalSeahorse: except a lot of bombs
Thefluffiestguineapig: re being hoisted by bombs, consult a doctor
KeytarCat: There is so little happening and so much going on!
definenull: !players
LRRbot: Today's players: P1 Alex, P2 Nelly, P3 Cori, P4 Ian
Blasteg: lmao
DigitalSeahorse:
egg?
PMAvers: It's called being a good demo bomberman.
inconsideratehat: I swear I have very fond memories of playing N64 Bomberman, but I'm having a hard time remembering the original.
DaxStrife: Fun fact: the average lifespan of a Bomberperson is 12.6 seconds.
definenull: unsubscribe bomberfacts
Fanklok: @daxstrife wow that's almost as long as an imperial guardsman
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Anubis169: You are now subscribed to Bomberfacts, and are on several FBI watchlists
Juliamon: uh
definenull: people are just walking lookboxes
definenull: *lootboxes
A_Dub888: !findquote bloot
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
MrPhlip: !addquote (Ian) [now] Let me tell you how much blood I have, if you need blood.
LRRbot: New quote #8647: "Let me tell you how much blood I have, if you need blood." —Ian [2023-09-18]
A_Dub888: !findquote blood
LRRbot: Quote #955: "You'll probably KNOW if you have blood coming out of your nose." —Graham [2015-10-26]
NonUniqueGuy: Is it more or less than the average amount of blood a person usually has?
PMAvers: Cowardice from the part of the CPU's, blowing yourself up is a show of dominance.
DigitalSeahorse: would need to know what blood type
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, went to pick up a package, is this easier to understand?
Juliamon: That's Bomberman!
definenull: ah here's where the panic sets in
NewtyNewts: With your bomb-bucks?
TheThirdTail: Was that a Simon Belmont Bomberperson?
code1300: Hard mode
kat2kool: @thefluffiestguineapig here’s what I know for sure: bombs
TheThirdTail: Simon Bombmont?
CaptainSpam: Konami wound up buying out Hudson Soft, as I recall...
Thefluffiestguineapig: You can say there is a lot of texture in some W+P games too
Fanklok: MY CABBAGES!
NewtyNewts: It's like one of those Magic Eye pictures
A_Dub888: !findquote cabbage
LRRbot: Quote #2996: "The gun is made of cabbage?" —Julie [2016-07-15]
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Fanklok Would this be more or less savage than some of the ways he lost his crop in series?
definenull: some questions are best left unanswered
Thefluffiestguineapig: Same place Yoshi's eggs do
SkylerRingtail: IAN
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CaptainSpam: Skulls in Bomberman games have traditionally done whatever they want.
Juliamon: They call it "sudden death" for a reason
NewtyNewts: Congration.
Plasterboard: \o/
Lysander_salamander: hello everybody
CodeIndigo: Half the fun of CTS is hearing Alex's mouth noises
GhostValv: wark wark
Thefluffiestguineapig: In this game making death more sudden is impressive
UnknownFriday: Man, that's a W&P callback.
TheAinMAP: Check yourself before you Shrek yourself?
Tempest2097: And then Sonic Water underneath
NewtyNewts: I touched the side of the spike and then fell through the floor.
airylan: kick it! bop it! twist it!
MAPBoardgames: I love the screaming
NewtyNewts: Saved by the bomb!
Juliamon: The voice lines in this game sure... are voice lines
Himyul: no no, you misheard it. Violins never solve anything
MAPBoardgames: I love the spilt camera for this game. I assume it is paul wizardry,
Larkonus: Maybe they're immune to the bombs, and getting caught in an explosion means you're out via gentleman's agreement, a la paintball.
Juliamon: MAPBoardgames Actually, it was James!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Cori is screaming a lot today, that's how you know it is a maximum chaos day!
CaptainSpam: I'll be honest: I really don't think Bomberman and his crew need voices.
MAPBoardgames: @Juliamon #BlameJames
SaxPython: Cori's laugh gives me energy
DEATHlikescats: I love victory ✌️
SkylerRingtail: 24 GB
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Larkonus They don't seem to die, the bombs seem to be yeeting engines of varying modalities
superdude097: 115GB
MAPBoardgames: 18 Jiggabytes
definenull: bomb particle physics
Lysander_salamander: that's more gigs than I was expecting
Thefluffiestguineapig: @CaptainSpam ^Definitely agree
Pteraspidomorphi: The cabbage is high res
NewtyNewts: Is there a The Sims/Animal Crossing speech mode?
Dan9299: uncompressed audio files
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes.......Raytracing
Plasterboard: We should get full Motion Capture for teh Bombermans if it is that many of the gigs
Boopity:
How else are the bombs going to figure out their explosion radius without raytracing 
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CorruptDropbear: wait bomberman has lore?
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philippekav: They need a 'none'
DEATHlikescats: Aur Naurio
NewtyNewts: Welson.
Lysander_salamander: Wilburforce
CaptainSpam:
I'm going to clarify here: I didn't say the issue with Bombersm'n having voices was their voices not being Japanese. 
CorruptDropbear: and why is the battle image bomberman doing the "cool guys don't look at explosions" walk
ANeMzero: Welson, from Legally Distinct Trapped on an Island Movie.
DiscordianTokkan: Those onions are caked up
Boopity: Oh we are just watching anime on CTS now
definenull: omg
Lysander_salamander: wow
definenull: this is amazing
Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
CorruptDropbear: Ah, puyo puyo style\
Boopity: I am actually into this
gualdhar: "I'm going there! And soon, I'll be there!"
pn55: Okay, this is very cute
Tempest2097: Okay here's all your gigs
TheThirdTail: I hate to say that the Japanese voices have improved things, but...
mowdownjoe: They are just watching anime!
Spanked42: clearly it's a case of mt dew right?
MAPBoardgames: You can tell they're girls by the ribbons
iarethel0ser: Anime roundup came early this year.
DigitalSeahorse: building a tower of snacks
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is another game that did not need a storymode but gained endlessly from it being super great
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Kibbik: Bombs, the solution to all of life's problems.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Kibbik "solution" being variable definition
CorruptDropbear: This is the Puyo-Puyo style of "wait this game has plot?"
ANeMzero: Bomberman doesn't need a story, did they learn nothing from Bomberman Zero?
definenull: uhhh
Kibbik: that's a battle cry
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also the fact they clearly have a lot of love for the property shows
NewtyNewts: Welcome to: Let's Watch Bomberman Anime
Thefluffiestguineapig: UUMM
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's a planet name
A_Dub888: "Yup, that's me, you're probably wondering how I got into this situation" - Bomberman, probably
DigitalSeahorse: 8 brahs
definenull: underscore final
ANeMzero: Bomberman Bslibling.
shurtal: For Matching Service
Kibbik: the bombermens
GhostValv: rebel 1 ACTION!
v_nome: A Richard Garfield Game?
Tempest2097: Dreams before skull patterns : RE Exacto Knife.
HadesLeprechaun: "uninhabited" with naturally occuring ruins
Boopity: I quite enjoy the visual presentation of this
Thefluffiestguineapig: "uninhabited"
DigitalSeahorse: they call this dark?
definenull: i wonder if its an actual conlang
Thefluffiestguineapig: The same way the Americas were
TheAinMAP:

LordZarano: Bomberman 358/2 Days
Lysander_salamander: oh
Thefluffiestguineapig: What triggered that fall?
dumbo3k: I did not realize there was bomberman lore
HadesLeprechaun: it did say up to 5 could join you
Thefluffiestguineapig: And those glyphs look very familiar
DEATHlikescats: It looks 3d printed
Thefluffiestguineapig: game play achieved!!
DEATHlikescats: Like filament abs printed backgrounds
adambomb625: remember kids bombs can hurt you
HadesLeprechaun: other people try pressing Start or something? It said in the beginning scene up to 5 others could join
NewtyNewts: Thank you Astar.
DigitalSeahorse: hehe
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian.....did you just say Napoleonic granade?
DigitalSeahorse: I love Astar
Tempest2097: An open bomberworld at that
Morrigan9: minutes since workplace injury: 0
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DigitalSeahorse: babble
Juliamon: it's a goddamn chao
Boopity: @Juliamon Had the exact same thought
Boopity: We should start doing that too
NewtyNewts: Our babies are so lazy, not knowing how to read right after they're born
hattingston: A different kind of birth control
kat2kool: Oh no they’re tribbles
DigitalSeahorse: nani
Thefluffiestguineapig: Have we entered a gramlins situation?
Boopity: This is unhinged, I am actually loving this
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, is this that babies are good and puberty ruins everyone?
Lysander_salamander: wait is this tower defense now?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm so confused but I love all this
Spanked42: being written by bomberman Joseph Smith
DEATHlikescats: Ellon gonna give it to ya
adambomb625: bomberman jesus bomed for our sins
Juliamon: I love this and now I'm tempted to buy the game
Nigouki: I vaguely recall the SNES Bomberman having SOME sort of SP plot?
midnightcurryjazz: Saying "every game" is pretty hyperbolic. There are countless games that don't do that
Juliamon: Past Bomberman games had single player campaigns but they didn't go *this* hard
Boopity: For real
Nigouki: Hey! Don't just start making babies for the hell of it!
Nigouki: At least provide a healthy economy for them!
HadesLeprechaun: I remember the one where you had a little alien companion that had a whole evolution tree based on what you fed it, I think
CorruptDropbear: does it count if they come out of a slime machine?
Boopity: WHAT
adept_nekomancer: When I think of a construction game, I don't usually think of one where you interact with the surroundings primarily through bombs
QuixoticScrivener: louies?
v_nome: @QuixoticScrivener Louies are the mounts
NewtyNewts: The shitlands know what they did.
HadesLeprechaun: I think them blowing up is actually the ideal scenario
Thefluffiestguineapig: I was trying to think of whether there was a cartoon character that connected the name Louie with a rabbit then I realized I'm pretty sure I was just thinking of Oswald
NewtyNewts: Top tier strats.
definenull: let them lose to hubris
Tiber727: @HadesLeprechaun Yeah that was a fun little feature even though it was largely irrelevant to the game.
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fjordsword: Greetings from the store Nelly
A_Dub888: !findquote egg
LRRbot: Quote #5586: "I bought six eggs. Suck it, Horner." —Kathleen [2018-12-13]
Dread_Pirate_Westley:
?
NewtyNewts: egg.
DigitalSeahorse:

fjordsword: Anime Nelson appears
KeytarCat: 50 coin for that
adambomb625: no! my cabbages!
Xed_Regulus: I took my back pill earlier
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It's the 40th anniversary of something I've never heard of? How can that be?
head_cannon: Super Bomberman 5 was one of my favorite 4-player party games back in the day. Glad to see that this one has the expected levels of shenanigans.
goombalax: Memento Tempus Figit
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Also, I'm pretty sure the Yamato was sunk during WWII, which was longer than 40 years ago.
shendaras: Only 13 years since the live action version of Yamato.
kusinohki: there was a live action yamoto??
DaxStrife: e g g
Boopity: Wooow the head bonk AFTER she was already bonked
DaxStrife: To shreds, you say?
KeytarCat: classic family game stunlock
Drasvin: Hello friendly internet people.
DaxStrife: Stay tuned for E G G
Mazrae: E G G shreds
Boopity: Anime Nelson is not something I thought I wanted but I do
shurtal: Thanks Twich App for informing me that LoadingReadyRun has just gone live. I haven't been watching the stream for the last 40 minutes, no sir-ee
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Mazrae: It sounds weird with nothing playing while on the break screen
Boopity:
Sometimes the music gets to take a break too 
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DigitalSeahorse: I finally got my Lackadaisy Essentials book delivered by UPS today
TheAinMAP:

DaxStrife: @DigitalSeahorse Nice!
DigitalSeahorse: I heard nothing because they are door bell challenged
Thefluffiestguineapig: I hate, HATE these tests on Indeed because when people ask employers about them they say they are functionally useless but make extra steps for the applicant to put effort into
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Thefluffiestguineapig: And unless they select to allow you to send them a message if you have, for instance, enrolled in a job training program that means you are available part time till the third week of November but after that you are full time available, can't tell them
Thefluffiestguineapig: Welcome Raiders!
Boopity: Hello raiders!
DigitalSeahorse: also found out today that I might be less financially strained soon (still strained but less so is good)
LordZarano: Greetings Cam Fam!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DigitalSeahorse Fingers crossed for you my dude, right now less strained would be a big move up in the world for me
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Eggman?
goombalax: Cameron Says Hello
DigitalSeahorse:
Thefluffiestguineapig ditto! 
MWGNZ: also: today is the 130th anniversary of women being able to vote
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MWGNZ Any particular place or just the first place to legalize it? Which I think was Wyoming but I might be remembering that wrong
goombalax: The Crystal Method
CodeIndigo: Monsters and Villains Organization
Xed_Regulus: Monsters And Villians Organization
MWGNZ: @Thefluffiestguineapig New Zealand, most of the west waited until after WW1 to do it
Fanklok: Final Fantasy was about crystals till 6, and even then still kinda
Mai_Andra: crystals were a big deal in the western pop culture during the late 80s and throughout the 90s
DigitalSeahorse: The Dark Crystal
DigitalSeahorse: Crystal Barbie
kat2kool: Gems and Jewels were also all around
Juliamon: Crystals are pretty.
DigitalSeahorse: the Crystal Fortress, of My Little Pony?
LordZarano: Shiny stones shiny
CaptainSpam: If this is much like other Bomberman games, there should be a button to stop a kicked bomb mid-roll.
DigitalSeahorse: or was it Shera?
Giraldi657: I'm like this because I have no other choice
DaxStrife: "Here's my real and valid explosives license." "Why is it singed?" "Don't worry about it."
DigitalSeahorse: or both
DigitalSeahorse: nothing to see here
DaxStrife: Cori briefly turned feral.
kat2kool: @daxstrife That means it’s certified
Thefluffiestguineapig: Only on CTS can you hear the startled cry of "OH no it bounces back!" followed by "revoke my explosives license" and have it not be very bad
Lord_Hosk: Im rooting for team LoadingReadyRun
DigitalSeahorse: Now
DigitalSeahorse: Together
Earthenone: @Lord_Hosk bold choice in this crowd
goombalax: is that...legal?
LordZarano: Crystal Maze, for those in the UK
Lord_Hosk: I will make it legal
AdzyW: *Duels of the Fates intensifies*
Natedogg2: Someone set us up the bomb
Kuhfeek: egg
kat2kool: egg
Bearudite: make your time
CodeIndigo: bomb the eggs to get moneys for more bombing eggs
DigitalSeahorse: eggy
DaxStrife: Ah, them good old memes.
Boopity: 3v1 sounds like a unique kind of chaos
CodeIndigo: none of the bomberpeople are "balanced"
shurtal: I'mma need you to move zig.
LordZarano: How are you gentlemen?
DigitalSeahorse: rubber bong
NewtyNewts: rubber bbombb
CodeIndigo: they're all a special kind of silly
DigitalSeahorse: glue is already sorta rubber
DigitalSeahorse: esp rubber cement
goombalax: Main screen turn on, or second monitor content kink?
CodeIndigo: ziggy zaggy ziggy zaggy oi oi oi
Lord_Hosk: This time Im rooting for TEAM FUN
Boopity: @Lord_Hosk Booo! No fun!
Kuhfeek: egg
Mazrae: There is only one team here and it's team ChAoS
goombalax: yellow bomber looks like 3D PacMan
Thefluffiestguineapig: That scream from Alex always makes me think of Goat Simulator
LordZarano: Tamago!
DigitalSeahorse:

Lord_Hosk: Is there an announcer? or is someone talking quietly in the background? does anyone else hear that? is that just a weird sound effect?
PharaohBender27:
@Thefluffiestguineapig 
goombalax: @Lord_Hosk EGG
Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 Precisely!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lord_Hosk There is voice acting but it does not add much so it is turned way down
PharaohBender27: @Lord_Hosk I hear crowd noises an occasional line of dialog in Japanese that I think is meant to be from one of the contestants
gualdhar: I don't know, what's the mada mada with you?
Lord_Hosk: Thank goodness I thought I was going mad
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lord_Hosk I mean, not as demonstrated by that, you were a mod for 10 years which is a certain kind of insanity
Mazrae: So far it looks like teams chaos is winning
CodeIndigo: This one doesn't do the thing where when a player is irrevocably trapped the character gets panicky, does it?
MasterNoda:

DigitalSeahorse:

goombalax: yeah I think they do a voice line on respawn
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mazrae Yup! If we can tell what's going on it's lead has been reduced by a fraction
DigitalSeahorse:

Boopity:
I love the consistency of Alex's screams 
nickthecatbear: Turns out bombs work extra well in large quantities. Huh!
TheAinMAP:

PharaohBender27:

Fantusta: e g g
Thefluffiestguineapig: This stream will add a lot of repeats of "e g g" to possible highlights
PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig Only if they're clipped!
Mazrae: Has there been a ceiling egg update since the move??
Thefluffiestguineapig: Slightly less chaos does not mean anyone knows what's going on
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Juliamon: Mazrae Yes, in the first LRL
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LordZarano: #FreeCeilingEgg
DaxStrife: Which half of the character?
PharaohBender27: @Mazrae Ceiling egg was FRAMED! #FreeCeilingEgg
DigitalSeahorse:

Thefluffiestguineapig: This game might be a stealthy way for Ceiling Egg to try and garner support
DigitalSeahorse:
yay
DigitalSeahorse:

PharaohBender27:
@Mazrae (That is to say, ceiling egg is on a ceiling tile but within an enclosure of sorts, so
started a joke (?) campaign to free it)
Fantusta: Explode yourself a little, as a treat
Thefluffiestguineapig: "That came out way faster than I expected" is also the thing many people think once the colonoscopy prep kicks in
DaxStrife: "But what if I explode myself?" - The SpaceX motto.
CaptainSpam: Can you punch other players' bombs with the boxing glove?
BusTed: Evening all.
LurkerSpine:
100 wah
Thefluffiestguineapig: Evening BusTed
KeytarCat: These are much more exciting than the 2 minute rounds
BusTed: Wow, the sudden death stuff happens real fast.
Boopity: Everyone just died immediately
Thefluffiestguineapig: The fact the Cori screams and Alex screams are both very consistent but in such a way they are always discernable from each other is very fun
BusTed: Got yoshi'd
BusTed: cronch
DigitalSeahorse: aww
Thefluffiestguineapig: The level of focus this mode has inspired is amazing
Thefluffiestguineapig: The fact there is a noticeable silence followed by many sudden loud exclamations is a great juxtaposition
BusTed: the twofer
MAPBoardgames: Congrats P1
CaptainSpam: Have you talked to YOUR kids about pressure blocks?
BusTed: Brutal
Boopity: Oh this is great
MAPBoardgames: I remember in SNES bomberman there was a level which had spotlights moving around and the rest was dark
Thefluffiestguineapig: The bouncing pearls with hearts on them are very weird
niccus: sometimes all the players are cowards, and they need... encouragement...
CaptainSpam: I somehow feel as if the 9-minute time limit will not be much of a factor.
CaptainSpam: It was the skull curse you picked up.
CaptainSpam: There's a variety of curses you can get from skulls.
blip2004: I wonder if they have the square bombs or the red one that can take out half a screen
DigitalSeahorse:
egg
CaptainSpam: Egg.
LurkerSpine:

Boopity: TRIPLE
DigitalSeahorse:
is this egging?
goombalax: Skillz
KeytarCat: ooh, baby
adambomb625: challenge: Watch the VOD and count how many times the word "egg" was said
Mai_Andra: some people just want to see "your brain on drugs"
DigitalSeahorse: eeby
LurkerSpine: How does this compare to the first game?
CodeIndigo: he eepy and he need to beepy the peepy
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SymphonicLolita: The Bomberman is eepy and neepy to sleepy
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Boopity: This is 3 stock no items
Vex6438: This is power zone
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goombalax: Luigi wins by doing nothing
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SymphonicLolita: egg.
BusTed:

CodeIndigo: egg
DigitalSeahorse:

airylan: egg
Dog_of_Myth: E G G
Diabore: wheeler will welcome you with open arms
TheAinMAP:

Mai_Andra: wheeler will just smile and sheepishly ask if it's his birthday
Natedogg2: Where's the smoke, there's fire.
Boopity: This is it this format was made for me
TheAinMAP:

Thefluffiestguineapig: I just noticed those things along the sides that are just agents of chaos
Fanklok: Really a bomb is an egg
CodeIndigo: eggryboddy blowed up good
CaptainSpam: Seven more rounds to go!
Diabore: nelly seems to need a nerf
Vex6438: Just turn the time down to 1 min for complete chaos
Boopity:
You didn't get past 20 seconds 
shurtal: when was the last time we saw a car?
CaptainSpam: We may never know what pressure blocks truly are.
Dog_of_Myth: !holes
LRRbot: Did somebody mention classic young-adult action-adventure movie Holes??
DaxStrife: hehehehehehe "bomb-stuff"
Wicker_Guide: is the extra-size explosion because one bomb blew up another?
DaxStrife: Bomb protec but also attac?
CodeIndigo: !findquote bomb
LRRbot: Quote #8585: "Bombs will solve all of our problems!" —Cori [2023-07-03]
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this level limited bombs? I see people setting one, walking away, waiting and then picking it up again
Thefluffiestguineapig: That might be a quote
ElektroTal: this takes me right back to being 8 years old playing bomberman on the turbografx
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Thefluffiestguineapig: "That feel when you're protected by a bomb" Nelly
shurtal: Happiness is a room temperature bomb.
SymphonicLolita: ah, good ol limewire
PharaohBender27: That sounds like someone conflating the lyrics of the Spirderman theme with those of The Grateful Dead's "Casey Jones"
Lord_Hosk: Remember when limewire was around and Weird Al released like 20 new albums in a year?
CaptainSpam:
You let him do that. YOU LET HIM DO THE THING. 
Natedogg2: I mean, four could play at this game.
MasterNoda: yes
NewtyNewts: My power level is He/Him
Thefluffiestguineapig: The moment where the player realizes they have goozled themselves with bomb placement is just amazing
CodeIndigo: and two
Lord_Hosk: Hi my name is Krylin... Ill just die
A_Dub888: Someone
62MGcobra: OVER 9000!!!!!
A_Dub888: Someone's says "Over 9000"
SymphonicLolita: egg.
MasterNoda: egg
DigitalSeahorse:

Fanklok: #NotAllBombs
SymphonicLolita: omg
A_Dub888: !card daze
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BusTed: Hm, mp4 link to the video. Probably a better one to be shared.
blip2004: yeah, wasn't expecting a file download
DigitalSeahorse: there's enough games using images of Chernobyl as just industrial setting backdrop
Mr_Horrible: something you want to hear from your bomb squad: a deeply stressed "NOPE!"
DigitalSeahorse: this level looks like it has cubed Rollos
DigitalSeahorse:
Spot 
A_Dub888:

DigitalSeahorse: aww
DigitalSeahorse: Alex, the plague doctor
SymphonicLolita: happy to report that you can, in fact, go on google street view around chernobyl (most of it anyways)
TheMandrew: You're just a small guy from memphis?
Pharmacistjudge: did someone say they are going down to memphis?
Manae: Rowsdower would be imba
DigitalSeahorse: I'm eeby
NewtyNewts: It's Schwah-mite. The yeasty-sounding vowel you use everywhere.
Diabore: nellys a savage in bomberman
Diabore: no mercy
gualdhar: Dog shit, baby!
Fanklok: Yes hello Geneva if like to report a war crime
SymphonicLolita: egg.
Thefluffiestguineapig: How are you alive is what doctors ask people who eat Schaw-mite
DigitalSeahorse:

TheMandrew: You have played PowerStone 2
e_bloc: I heard "this: allowed"
TheAinMAP:

KeytarCat: Only 4 games away from a character!
Wicker_Guide: we have reached teh Mario Party stage of multiplayer competitive chaos
Diabore: oh shorter stream
DigitalSeahorse:

Thefluffiestguineapig: Such is the path of all PvP things with Cori
TheAinMAP: !next
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Mr_Horrible: been out for a hot minute
SymphonicLolita: there's more types of goat horns than you think!
Wicker_Guide: the Grumps Game
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SymphonicLolita: dabits
TheAinMAP:

Kuhfeek: egg
NotCainNorAbel:
500
Thefluffiestguineapig: Today are that rabbits for Louie?
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
SymphonicLolita: yeah the fry bits
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
DigitalSeahorse: !alex
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks for streaming! Thanks for being awesome chat!
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shurtal: Smell ya later
Nigouki:

TheAinMAP: Good night, Cori.
ghyllnox: Nighty night Cori!
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