LRRMTG || Thursday Drafternoon

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 BrowneePoints: it's just the melody of the BLind Eternities
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 lochnessseammonster: 
Flyingdelorion: LOL
 BrowneePoints: It's Adam and Smaller Adam!
The_Timo: Adam you ready for more? Lol
Flyingdelorion: Also Hello Adam, James and chat!
JinaMahavira: Adam is just gonna chat with us, while James has to play 
 wastetalent: twinnsies
 BrowneePoints: It's Adam and his Apprentice
 lochnessseammonster: twinsies  
 djalternative: one of you has to change then
 BrowneePoints: No
 lochnessseammonster: do you both like ice cream?
 BrowneePoints: your facial structures are WAY different
 djalternative: you've got a prop room
  QuixoticScrivener: unbutton two down?
The_Timo: Wait. You aren't the same person?
 Bugberry: more like brothers from different mothers.
 BrowneePoints: Go for a short Mohawk!
 BrowneePoints: shaved Mohawk brother!
 halftrip: you're just doppelgangers of each other
 MegaDosX: Are James and alternate James talking about how they look different?
The_Timo: Even then you'd be dead before you saw the results lol
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: Sure, cause sucker punches to the back of the head are fair
 djalternative: LCI then?
 LostThePirate: You heard it nere people, James wants to sucker punch John Cena
 hd_dabnado: its cool, better in person imo
 BrowneePoints: Earlier in the week though you were Bodying this format
 BrowneePoints: so don't be lyin
 Bugberry: I finally cleared my first draft today. It's tough, but rewarding.
  QuixoticScrivener: always LCI
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 just__fitz: Mounts have killed me so often
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 BrowneePoints: Yea I think it's mostly that people have realized G/W is not a meme
 BrowneePoints: and Saddle is actually good
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: So many campaigns!
 lochnessseammonster: this deck: good? maybe... fun? definitely 
 TheWooglie: James didn't count
 Diabore: it was good last week james, fast changing format
 djalternative: tbf, the two losses were mirror matches
JinaMahavira: B/R mill
 lochnessseammonster: i think both losses were to the mirror also...
The_Timo: True! Anything but this set would be the fun thing to draft lol
 BrowneePoints: Ikoria. In Paper
 BrowneePoints: real fun
JinaMahavira: 
 Bugberry: It's High Noon
 BrowneePoints: but yea. Ikoria on Arena? poo poo stinky format cuz of people meme'ing Cycling. Ikoria in paper? Top to Bottom Banger format
 BrowneePoints: i don't know if it's GOOD but it's deceptively STRONG
PoorMansPoison: The sphinx 
The_Timo: Not great but puts in work. Play it and assume your opponent started at 15 life lol
 tsp397: Unfortunately High Noon kind of hoses us here
JinaMahavira: too busy gym
 BrowneePoints: Jasper is making a surprise splash in standard
 MegaDosX: Oh that thing's a problem
 BrowneePoints: that butthole has stolen so many of my cards
 wordlessRage: good news, we get to draft again lol
 Bugberry: Got Jasper in Jump-in, it's a problem.
 MrQBear: LRR Mtg is at 5... when you're on the east coast. ' <'
The_Timo: That card makes gonti look poor lol
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 RockPusher: 
 Bugberry: Now they will feel the James curse
 MegaDosX: Make them have it
PoorMansPoison: Woe, curse of James be upon ye
 Bugberry: The real Cowboy
 MegaDosX: !card tyrant's scorn
  LRRbot: Tyrant's Scorn [UB] | Instant | Choose one — / • Destroy target creature with mana value 3 or less. / • Return target creature to its owner's hand.
Joalni: !card disinformation campaign
  LRRbot: Disinformation Campaign [1UB] | Enchantment | When Disinformation Campaign enters the battlefield, you draw a card and each opponent discards a card. / Whenever you surveil, return Disinformation Campaign to its owner's hand.
DMGlol: Give 'em the old razzle dazzler
 MegaDosX: They didn't want you making more mana
 MegaDosX: Second spell makes the 1/2 unblockable
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DMGlol: Commits a free crime yea
 MegaDosX: Oh that's hilarious
 xantos69: Oh are we doing crimes again?
DoomCountDown: be frog do crimes
ztghostie: spring splasher is so good
 seemsdeece: They could have showdown
 renaissance_rat: happy thursday how much did i miss
PoorMansPoison: Be a frog, do a crime
 micalovits: Not taking the frog seems wrong
 MegaDosX: They have gotten so stuck on lands
 Bugberry: What I like most about crimes is how it makes abilities relevant in unexpected ways.
ztghostie: oh wait is this the 4 campaigns deck from last week? 
 MegaDosX: Not yet
DAC169: crimes the crime with a crime? 
 MegaDosX: You have options for how to kill them
 bondeulv: fun deck
 MegaDosX: Crime storm
 lochnessseammonster:   
ztghostie: This boardstate is what "a million ways to die in the west" was referring to 
 BrowneePoints: Yep.
 BrowneePoints: That's Garth Ennis for you
 BrowneePoints: don't read his comics
 Bugberry: speaking of violence, the newest Delicious in Dungeon was really good today.
 TheMerricat: I missed it, which show are they talking about?
ztghostie: yep, it definitely earned its graphic content warning at the start of every episode
 renaissance_rat: broke: the boys (amazon) woke: the boys (lrrmtg)
 djalternative: Yeah. It's why I like Invincible over The Boys
 BrowneePoints: The Boys @TheMerricat
 MrPipboy3000: @BrowneePoints Yea, Preacher has its moments, but its was to edgelord 90's for me now
EvilBadman: It's the bystander violence that gets me to not watch the Boys or Invincible
 BrowneePoints: yea, Preacher is a Good Comic
 BrowneePoints: I mean, Garth Ennis DOES make good comics, but they're a BIT Cynical and WAY too graphic for violence's sake
 Bugberry: Delicious in Dungeon being tv-MA surprised me at first but I no longer doubt it.
 renaissance_rat: is this the deck from the end of last week
EvilBadman: Yes
rollingjay567: what happened to going to the gym after the last one?
 BrowneePoints: Garth Ennis' works is like if Alan Moore had a fascination with Doom
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 djalternative: you're saying we don't have 12 free mana to cast all of our intimidation every turn?
 Wolfstrike_NL: going down to 3 (and thus 40) sounds better yea
DAC169: Graham!!  they're insulting your perfect deck! 
 MrPipboy3000: You can punch one of the gophers in the head ...
 renaissance_rat: being cute is fun till you're facing down big stompy
 BrowneePoints: Yea, it's why i think the RG deck is so good in this format
 BrowneePoints: so many people are trying to be cute
 BrowneePoints: when you can just KILL them
 lochnessseammonster: but cowboys are cute 
ztghostie: willing damnation to spawn in our deck
violetblight: sorry damnation isnt a crime
 BrowneePoints: I think it's good in a Tempo deck
 BrowneePoints: it's bad in raw control
 renaissance_rat: mass murder isn't a crime only targeted murder
 TheMerricat: !card take the fall
  LRRbot: Take the Fall [U] | Instant | Target creature gets −1/−0 until end of turn. It gets −4/−0 until end of turn instead if you control an outlaw. / Draw a card.
 BrowneePoints: yep. when you can apply it with pressure
 BrowneePoints: it's REAL good
 BrowneePoints: but in draw go style things it's too cute
 Austere_Squire: hullo, all, hope everyone's doing well
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 Diabore: open dem bombs
 djalternative: oh Adam. I found Banana Bread at Work, Dude the other day
 djalternative: in the wild
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violetblight: hell yesh
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 Unas84: oh wow, you still remember that! 
 djalternative: Oko!
 thanzo: OKO
 djalternative: let's go!
 MegaDosX: Cruel Ultimatum let's go
 Unas84: naah, just serving democracy on bugs and automatons these days 
 Diabore: cruel 100% make it work 
hazey12dot5: I heard that card's good
 micalovits: Cruel is the fun choice
 EJGRgunner: new Oko is good
 MegaDosX: This Oko isn't nearly as busted as old Oko
 djalternative: Oko's still good
 just__fitz: He is pretty good
ztghostie: I cast an ultimatum twice off of Kaervek, it was gross
 Austere_Squire: Oh, I don't think I noticed Cruel Ultimatum got a News reprint
 MegaDosX: But it's still good
 lochnessseammonster: gotta at least try oko
 BrowneePoints: oko is still pretty darn good
 BrowneePoints: he's not Broko
 BrowneePoints: but he's still pretty darn good
PoorMansPoison: Cruel ulty? That's the fun choice
 Austere_Squire: maybe you'll get double Oko
 RatherLargeToad: Just make sure to use his abilities before combat since he stops being a planeswalkers after combat
 xantos69: There are a fair number of tokens and counters in this format.  I like Repulse here alot.
 BrowneePoints: oh yea, Torpor Orb, Rest in Peace AND Grand Abolisher are all back in Standard James
 Bugberry: I did play a Temur deck where the 4/4 turtle did trigger some RG 4 power matters stuff. But that's a corner case.
 just__fitz: The angel making mount is a house
hazey12dot5: Pegasussy
 Austere_Squire: beeg cactus
ztghostie: its a good horse, bront
 Bugberry: spider is great
ztghostie: da spooder
 Diabore: el spidro cactuaro
 micalovits: El spidro gigante!
 thanzo: el spidro plantae
 RatherLargeToad: El Spidro Prickly
ztghostie: big, punishes opponent for criming the spider
 bondeulv: varmint or denial
 djalternative: decisive denial was good in strixhaven and it's still good here
ClericicalError: Hello gamers
 renaissance_rat: denial is a good fight at minimum
 Austere_Squire: "It's also a crime."
 Austere_Squire: I love this set for that specifically
 Bugberry: The deserts make splashing safer which I like.
 Austere_Squire: funniest thing in the world to me that "crime" is a thing now
 Diabore: also crimes for oko
 djalternative: green does care about power 4
hazey12dot5: Do a crime
Phaers: boom box under rated, every game I’ve seen it play it wins the game
ztghostie: and its wearing an innistrad hat!
 just__fitz: The battle at the vault was the double fight
 bondeulv: boots is also pretty good
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 Diabore: id snap rutty
 MegaDosX: Rusty!
 renaissance_rat: sultai poop is very good in this format
ztghostie: now to open villainous wealth
 Bugberry: sultai slaw sounds satisfying
 Diabore: we can splash blue too
 RatherLargeToad: He’s good, honest
 djalternative: yeah. hopefully we find a back for more
 thanzo: repulse the rutstein, oh yeah
 zelukester: dance is clutch
 Austere_Squire: Honest Rutstein was a card I saw and I was like "aha, need a copy immediately for commander"
ztghostie: oh it wheeled
 renaissance_rat: manifesting a villainous wealth for adam
Phaers: helllll yeah boom box
 Bugberry: reminds me of decimate
 MegaDosX: An expensive almost Decimate
 Diabore: doesnt hit enchantments which makes me not like it
 Bugberry: !card decimate
  LRRbot: Decimate [2RG] | Sorcery | Destroy target artifact, target creature, target enchantment, and target land.
 djalternative: we can maybe ramp and cut them off land
 QTL7: desert due yeahyeah
 Diabore: this a real bad pack for us tbh
 RatherLargeToad: There are some good utility lands worth blowing up too
 Diabore: i like bandit
 Bugberry: lots of good white in this pack
 MrPipboy3000: Homestead is fun too
 bondeulv: you have denial tho
 renaissance_rat: splash blue for charm 
 Diabore: aloe alchemist
 just__fitz: Aloe alchemist is sweet
ghostchild99: Hello
 bondeulv: alchemist
ztghostie: the mesa fixes
 Diabore: i thin k its better than the 3rd
 Bugberry: It's a lot of stats for cheap
ghostchild99: 
 MrPipboy3000: The Mirage is good with a bunh of desert's due
 wordlessRage: if you already have two deserts due I’d take the alchemist
 just__fitz: 3/2 trample alone is solid
 bondeulv: scorn
 MegaDosX: Maybe the Due comes back
cheshire_creeper: Oh ashes you've got to take that...
 bondeulv: clear shot
 djalternative: I mean, I like the three blue we have so far
ztghostie: sick
baneless27: not a clear art tho lol
Phaers: blessed botanical
 MegaDosX: Love a fastland
 just__fitz: Rise of varmints is good
DaVeganPolice: if we get the deathtoucher back we're coooking
cheshire_creeper: Throw from the Saddle? This Late? Insane
 Diabore: we dont have the creatures for rise atm
Gerrimeister: homesteads fine
The_Timo: Crab is good. Reliable
 QTL7: it's a 3 mana scry land lol
violetblight: tfw you get passed a pack 2 mana drain
 Bugberry: another Spider?
DaVeganPolice: get greedy, slam it
 micalovits: Getting to recast removal is pretty nice
Phaers: recast the rut is nut
 just__fitz: Thoughtsieze at mythic?
 RatherLargeToad: Not much else in the pack anyway
 renaissance_rat: helps fix
 MrPipboy3000: The lookout is good
 micalovits: Its pretty damn close
MajorFrostbyte: might just splash blue and go harder in on golgari
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DaVeganPolice: snapppppp badlands holy shit
Phaers: freestrider way better
 renaissance_rat: that card slaps
DaVeganPolice: we're getting hooked up rn
 just__fitz: !card betrayal at the vault
  LRRbot: Betrayal at the Vault [4GG] | Instant | Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to each of two other target creatures.
 BrowneePoints: One Punch SPell?
 BrowneePoints: ONE PUUUUUUUUUNCH!
 renaissance_rat: decisive denial is also a fight
 RatherLargeToad: snek protects Oko
ztghostie: you have 2 punches, saddle and clearshot
 BrowneePoints: I mean, just Oko copying the Spooder every turn is pretty good
 just__fitz: Snake
DaVeganPolice: I like snake for curve imo
 thanzo: more green-black than sultai at this point
ucanerucaner: I think just splashing Oko might be the leanest
Phaers: noooooo boom box
 RatherLargeToad: Nice clean 42.
 renaissance_rat: cut a snek?
Phaers: cut the blue beside oko slap that boom box back in!
 Land_Manatee: I think you need three 1 drops though.
 micalovits: Do we play 2 freestriders?
 MrPipboy3000: If you reanimate the centaur with Kaverk, it comes in as a 5/5 too
 Land_Manatee: The centaurs love the Badlands too.
 RatherLargeToad: You have enough removal without Repulse
Phaers: the boom box is great trust me
IcyDj: not wrong imho
 djalternative: run a dirty 42. embrace your inner kathleen
Phaers: yeeessss
 Land_Manatee: Put the snek back
 RatherLargeToad: I’d keep Decisive Denial over Boombox
 Land_Manatee: Boom Box
 MrPipboy3000: Maybe piut in one island so you can find it with tumbleweed?
 BrowneePoints: we have a snake for each boot
 BrowneePoints: and a boot for each snake
 MrPipboy3000: Oh wait, thats grabs deserts, nevermid
 Diabore: it not hitting the white enchantments makes me not like boom box
ucanerucaner: !card dance of tumbleweeds
  LRRbot: Dance of the Tumbleweeds [1G] | Sorcery | Spree / + {1} — Search your library for a basic land card or a Desert card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. / + {3} — Create an X/X green Elemental creature token, where X is the number of lands you control.
IcyDj: 1 island?
 micalovits: Even then its only medium
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Land_Manatee: Imagine if snek, lol
 xantos69: Gotta be the cactus.
Phaers: noooo
 lochnessseammonster: james is trolling 
 plaidanddrpepper: boom
 BrowneePoints: A Boombox? What is this Shaq in Kazaam?
MajorFrostbyte: DJ Turner needs his boombox!
 renaissance_rat: let the man play with his boom box
Phaers: could have boom boxes on 5
 Land_Manatee: That swamp is wearing a hat!
Phaers: the boom box kills that !
ztghostie: its awful
 xantos69: Throw and double swing?
 BrowneePoints: in a vacuum it's not bad, it's slow, and this format has amazing removal
 renaissance_rat: yeet karavek
Artificer_Evan: !uptime
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 plaidanddrpepper: nice!
 djalternative: !updog
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 renaissance_rat: that was some pro gaming
 brainbosh: How is the Key bad right now?
 BrowneePoints: It's powerful, but it's slow. Adam isn't wrong
 BrowneePoints: this set has incredible removal
 BrowneePoints: so key is risky
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 Diabore: chat remember, you can still lose to bad cards
 renaissance_rat: its an incredibly inconsistent card
 micalovits: That is every limited format
 renaissance_rat: snek has arrived
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 KingOfDoma: Ten years and change, baybeeeeeeeeeeee
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 kaboomjr26: Ook ook gamers
 Bugberry: I would remember that you can tap your bandit instead of using lands when casting removal to make the untap matter.
 Land_Manatee: Turns out there WERE two swamps on top on that first hand.
 Revenant77x: Isn't drawing Land James' super power?
DAC169: "it's wild that we fell victim to Arena's notoriously bad shuffler"
 MegaDosX: The shuffler is fine, it's just probability
 Land_Manatee: Happens in paper too
 micalovits: Why not the 3/2?
DaVeganPolice: finally pog
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Hi @loadingreadyrun , chat... How's it going?
 renaissance_rat: they shot the snek
DaVeganPolice:  classic
 renaissance_rat: you've heard of bolt the bird now get ready for shoot the snake
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 Land_Manatee: This is the sign James needs to switch fully to Star Wars
 Land_Manatee: Oh man, that's very good on the sphinx
Genasi_Gaming: Magic friends
tetradd01: "Cool Game (unironically)"
Phaers: sandbank the land
Bruceski: I'm a little worried about the items that get extra abilities when equipped to specific heroes, that can go bad quick if the bonus is too strong and the heroes are too rare.
 MrPipboy3000: You can also cast the freerider on 3 and then get the value from the crimeland
 micalovits: We also have 2 black
 djalternative: no, we have a desert
 micalovits: Swamp+desert, we have 3 now
 QTL7: we have a swamnp and a desert
Orxolon: now we have 3 in lands
 micalovits: Still, we already have blue so not that important
 TheWooglie: you were playing the desert so it wasn't on your board yet
 djalternative: hopefully we can find the boombox and kill one of their lands
Genasi_Gaming: i would attack with the 3 drop holding up desert ass a trick
Orxolon: they are stuck on 2
 kaboomjr26: Desert ass?
DaVeganPolice: rip
 micalovits: They did keep a 2 lander on the play, with only one play. They where still unlucky, but seems like a sketchy keep
Phaers: mull
 MegaDosX: That is an incredibly greedy keep
 MadWolf1290: i love that "windows" border for the lands
eweiskirch68: Naked Kaervek isn't even good
 MegaDosX: I mean, you're not wrong
 MegaDosX: I would have snapped off a mulligan there 
eweiskirch68: Lmao
DaVeganPolice: i'm mad
 micalovits: 5/7
 MegaDosX: Not mad at all
 thanzo: >:(
 korvys: Never didn't have it
 lochnessseammonster: 
DaVeganPolice: I don't sub anyway 
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 MegaDosX: Jordan following instructions
Phaers: I’ll let you have this one for keeping boom box in the deck
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papagette: i just learned that i shozld keep these hands too. thanks mr streamer
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 djalternative: remember that prime subs exist
 MegaDosX: Why would I ever want to be like Jordan though
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 micalovits: Now you do
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 DaVeganPolice: oh god no
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The_Kraken19: Ooof, putting a bounceland on top is so choice
 DaVeganPolice: 
eweiskirch68: Primal command on their arid archway 
 DaVeganPolice: @micalovits (ty) 
 Tweygoh: speaking of Prime-al command
Araragi298: can just hold up ashes for their turn
 Bugberry: Ashes can help you get a land
 MegaDosX: Oh look a thing to kill
 micalovits: @DaVeganPolice You are welcome, the joke was to good 
Araragi298: very nice
 MegaDosX: Now you can Primal them
eweiskirch68: Insta concede incoming
Araragi298: omg thats brutal
 MegaDosX: That's so gross
eweiskirch68: Nah let them draw
 micalovits: Nah, they will have to block at some point anyway
 Bugberry: keep them on the backfoot
 wordlessRage: gotta get rid of it anyway tho
 MegaDosX: They heard you
 MegaDosX: You can Rusty and replay the thing they killed too
 MegaDosX: I like Rusty first to make the Cacta cheaper
eweiskirch68: Clear shot is instant
 MegaDosX: Either line works
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 MegaDosX: Just GB things
lutemuch: couldn't you have played old rusty and the centipede?
lutemuch: not old rusty w/e it's called
 djalternative: gaining 7 is also just huge tempo
 EJGRgunner: So, y'all been watching the hockey?
ShotGunShelz7: Oh this deck has Oko
 kumatsu: no think only jam
Genasi_Gaming: ive never seen hockey ball
 DaVeganPolice: I'm down for an Oilers win
 micalovits: Go Sports Puck!
 TheMerricat: So I'm not an MtG person mostly. I only watch, I don't play. But the feeling I've been getting from watching this stream and Adam's stream is this set is very much "I have the solution, I will roll you" "I don't have the solution, I will be rolled".... am I off chat?
 Phaers: My brother is a Vancouver fan, can confirm Adam
 DaVeganPolice: Montreal erasure
 MrPipboy3000: Go Bruins!
lutemuch: @TheMerricat very bomb heavy format with removal being very important yes
 DaVeganPolice: Calgary in shambles
 KingOfDoma: And Calgary erasure
Bearudite: ugh
Genasi_Gaming: @TheMerricat its a bomby format for sure but ive seen some swingy games. way less steamrollery than last two sets
DMGlol: So true
Salvulant: damn catching strays
 korvys: No love for the Kraken?
 DaVeganPolice: so based streamer
 MrPipboy3000: Boston sports fans are gross .. only surpassed by Philly
 comrade_cards: boston or philly
  Juliamon: I live here and yeah
 shurtal: I will back Adam up on this 1000%
TherapyforNarwhals: The most aggressive drivers, and the best sports teams.
return_of_floki4242: Go Seattle
velatoku: Boston sports fan are the reason we have poverty and in justice in the world
 EJGRgunner: not to cast aspersions, but there's a certain Philly sports fan I follow on Twitter who really tests my limits of sympathy
 Cptasparagus: Ohio State football fans
 Austere_Squire: awww
 ph0enix__42: Yeah we're pretty bad
 Austere_Squire: you're not wrong tho
 micalovits: The -1/0 draw a card?
  RayFK: (Seattle is very not in the playoffs)
  RayFK: (Sadly)
  Juliamon: Boston sports fan anecdote: fans almost sinking a private dock to watch the 2004 Red Sox parade
 djalternative: It's been a few years since I've been excited about the Blackhawks
lutemuch: as someone from MA who does not care at all about sports but grew up with the Patriots dominating constantly....oh god do I agree
Genasi_Gaming: what would you call a sports team?
 DaVeganPolice: Sabres 
 MrPipboy3000: @Juliamon I was at that parade ... it was the last one I went to ... Boston sports fans are crazy even without the day drinking
 RAZRBCK08: My team, Dallas, is suffering currently. Hopefully we can turn it around
 DaVeganPolice: Penguins 
DMGlol: The Sacramento kings of hockey
 djalternative: I was in High School when Kane/Taves were dominating
 Cptasparagus: What's your marble racing team?
 shurtal: I've been lucky enough to be able to attend a World Series game.  It was Game 3 of the 2004 series.  It was the most disappointed ive ever been at a sporting event
 QTL7: wings got robbed a bit from silly rules, idk how much better we wouldve bee
 MrQBear: @Cptasparagus which one is purple
Lawblades: He look, that guy who drafted OTJ last Friday while wearing Mic #3 is back on the stream. Neat!
 QTL7: but id like to think enough to be enjoyable
Araragi298: no
ShotGunShelz7: Don't
Araragi298: thats greedy
 hd_dabnado: idk if you need to
 MegaDosX: "I have to right?" *Submit 0* 
Araragi298: protect Oko
Genasi_Gaming: god oko is hot until he opens his mouth.
 Robot_Bones: no peace only war
DMGlol: James wants to spill some blood
josh___something: True
Salvulant: James!
 Grimnus: Gottem
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Lawblades: Perfect reaction
ztghostie: 
 QTL7: that's a highlight lol
Araragi298: big fat loot time
 DaVeganPolice: classic himbo
  Juliamon: MrPipboy3000 I still go to Boston on parade days because *everything else* is abandoned and quiet and nice
Lawblades: No, but you could be if you wanted
 lochnessseammonster: pretty and nice so yes
Genasi_Gaming: Oko definately is not a himbo
 renaissance_rat: himbos are hot partially because they're dumb tho
ztghostie: Tyvar's the himbo
 lochnessseammonster: except you have a big brain 
 MrPipboy3000: @Juliamon Fair ... my office is in the city, so I don't need any extra trips anymore ...
revhologram: you can get both with Oko
 korvys: Himbo must be good of heart and dumb of ass
 Grimnus: Also plays around the pay 2 counter they were probably holding up
Genasi_Gaming: Himbos are equal parts Hot , dumb and Kind. you must meet all three criteria
 micalovits: Yea, not ETB
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 Grimnus: He does not copy the buffs
ShotGunShelz7: Try
ztghostie: also you would legend rule yourself
 Diabore: no its a 3/3
 Bugberry: He's just a 3/3
 MegaDosX: He'd be a 3/3
ztghostie: he'll be a 3/3
Lawblades: I was wrong FeelsBadMan
Nat3rTurd3r: Oko has elked himself 
 micalovits: !chat
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 lochnessseammonster: 
 micalovits: No wait
 micalovits: !listen
  LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
ztghostie: oko Elking himself is so damn funny
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  Juliamon: MrPipboy3000 it was basically my only chance to have interesting food bc southern NH is just all Greek pizza and mediocre Thai... but now I'm discovering the Cornish Pasty Co closed?? wtf Boston get your shit together
 Bugberry: @ztghostie that's in character, since he is a shapeshifter.
 Phaers: noooooo my box
 MrPipboy3000: doesn't the spider have reach?
 Robot_Bones: don't throw grandma from the saddle
 Grimnus: This way plays around removal better
Genasi_Gaming: thers a fair chance they can remove it
Genasi_Gaming: we are witnessing the disruptive effects of planeswalkers
 micalovits: Elk and BIG dance?
 ucanerucaner: They also need to kill 2 creatures to kill oko too with this line because they have a 1 power creature
DMGlol: Quelched
 MegaDosX: Bye Oko
 micalovits: Byeko
 ShaneLeeAtk: Bakugon
Genasi_Gaming: intrestingly if you only used one mode you could have paid for the counter
 micalovits: Bluffing is also worth something
 RatherLargeToad: You could get Oko back eventually if you draw that one green/black card
Genasi_Gaming: badland revical
 kaboomjr26: Wuh oh
kyp_dorrun: James please... let us draw spells
 RatherLargeToad: They still have no good attacks, at least
 ucanerucaner: !card boombox
  LRRbot: Boom Box [2] | Artifact | {6}, {T}, Sacrifice Boom Box: Destroy up to one target artifact, up to one target creature, and up to one target land.
 TheMerricat: Such a long line
 Bugberry: who's going to blink first
 SolarBlitz1: Everyone gearing up with their guns in the middle of town, waiting for the first crime
 RatherLargeToad: Oko?
 micalovits: Is boom box even good?
DMGlol: Commits a crime
 Lord_Hosk: Hey chat... You are all amazing people and I am glad you are here today.
 ucanerucaner: Oko ult is great
 micalovits: RIP Oko
 Bugberry: at least you'll die the Sultai way, decking yourself.
 micalovits: Now we just draw a removal and get to replay the badlands and get oko back again
 MrQBear: Hosk, back at you. You're a constant source of amusement and fun energy. 
 Lord_Hosk: Its easy, just fireball them for 12
 MrQBear: See? Like that. 
Genasi_Gaming: full send
 ucanerucaner: Cannot shuffle with command now either 😞
Genasi_Gaming: ive done the math it works out
 ucanerucaner: !card primal command
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 Lord_Hosk: Math is for blockers
 Lord_Hosk: I read that on a pin somewhere
 MegaDosX: Maths has always been for both players
Genasi_Gaming: math is for people that play craterhoof
 micalovits: I mean, I think we could have won with the right draws, but eh. Probably not
Genasi_Gaming: put it in the slack
 MegaDosX: You're welcome 
 MrPipboy3000: conceede before damage ...
 ucanerucaner: Realistically, math is for winners
 kumatsu: math is for day-to-day existence
 James_the_Dabbler: I was not gone that long. What did I come back to
 MegaDosX: They do have a lifelinker though
 couchboyj: Move to flunge step
 MegaDosX: And a crime would let them loop those Campaigns
DAC169: imagine wanting to concede there 
 Lord_Hosk: You aren't blocking yet, you don't have to do the math
 Diabore: but we're the blocker now, we have to do the math
 Land_Manatee: We have two blockers though
 ucanerucaner: Yeah killing the lifelinker instead of the flyer would be better in hindsight
 Seth_Erickson: as you can see now that we're  blocking we're doing math
Genasi_Gaming: they could have other creatures
 MegaDosX: Adam got a bit tunnel vision there I think 
 Diabore: what if i have to pee james?
DAC169: too bad. I'm off to grab food
 Earthenone: !break
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 Wolfstrike_NL: James forbidding us to go to the toilet 
 Austere_Squire: but i could go EVERYWHERE
 Austere_Squire: mostly i am going to go back to staring at a deck and trying to figure out what i want to do for the final cut
mrsmacmanus: Howdy all, what's happening?
 shurtal: always make room for the lord, that's why i pee from 6ft back
 hd_dabnado: I was a 9 lb baby
 shurtal: i was 10 lbs 9oz
 djalternative: Jesus was born as an adult. It was a rough delivery
 MrPipboy3000: Glen Davis .. .now THATS a big baby ...
 saucemaster5000: and god took a peek at the next urinal over and he saw that it was good
 lirazel64: Small. People were smaller then.
EvilBadman: them, weighing jesus, "yo what the fuck is a pound?"
 shurtal: i was the final baby of my family
Gadora: I was eleven pounds, eight ounces.
 JoeLowe2: 11 lbs 8 oz?!?!?!  You were a sniper's dream
Gadora: Mom was not pleased to hear afterwards that big babies run in my Dad's family.
EvilBadman: @Gadora
EvilBadman: @Gadora _afterwards?_
Gadora: @EvilBadman Afterwards, yes.
 BorealMage: It's 2024, there's *always* more text
 Bugberry: @BorealMage at least for gold uncommons.
Orxolon: yesterday i build a deck with two of those and at knife point and it was insane
 MrPipboy3000: I think I hate the new Reach sound effect
 Molator: scoop
tetradd01: Hand = Shaken
 comrade_cards: it whooshes
 Diabore: there is, it sucks
EvilBadman: It's Prof saying "new secret lair alert" 
Genasi_Gaming: what if they hads skewer the critics there
BTownMC: hello
Orxolon: sacrifice treasure shock
Orxolon: XD
Orxolon: oh right skewer  XD
 AngelicKnighthood: Have either of you two given a smiley face for that after a loss?
 AngelicKnighthood: Fair
Orxolon: @AngelicKnighthood i know you didn't ask me,but i have,if i drew nicely and the game was fun
 MrPipboy3000: I always skip
 micalovits: They compare the % between sets
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 SonofThoth: Psychological effect to make players feel like there is someone collecting data?
BTownMC: i think they are using it for player feedback
tetradd01: They could look at what happens in games when people who lose enjoyed the games. See if there is common themes
 Bugberry: I think it's not about the individual game and more about the aggregate of what people choose.
Orxolon: i mean,i could have fun losing,and that doesn't mean the set is good/bad
 Wiliart: When the game was really not fun I click 'skip' most, because I don't want to deal with it at that moment.
 Phaers: BOOM BOX
BTownMC: big bois
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BTownMC: thats good
 TheMerricat: !card throw from the saddle
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 Seth_Erickson: I don't think we need to go for it now
 Phaers: no need to be greedy
 micalovits: Sounds like a good way to lose
BTownMC: time in a bottle
 Phaers: can just play the boom box and lock the game
Genasi_Gaming: throw hold priorty clear the same tarrget
 Bugberry: Clear Shoot needs a target for both effects.
Genasi_Gaming: yeah you woulda gotten blown out
 Diabore: theyre giving us our kill spell back?
 kumatsu: I thought you liked to gamble because peer pressure
 RatherLargeToad: I would not have repulsed the creature that shocks on ETB
drewm1022: That'll do, pig.
 hotgreenflames: does Oblivion Ring qualify as a Jar?
 micalovits: Just tripple removal like a boss
 Grimnus: The actual had it all
Genasi_Gaming: this format summed up
 MegaDosX: You ever triple spell and win?
 BusTed: 🙂
 RatherLargeToad: Crime spree!
 comrade_cards: bottomless removal
 hotgreenflames: you have really good luck for future ref
 Molator: they were probably thinking 'at least i can chump block'
Genasi_Gaming: yeah they werent as good
 MegaDosX: Counterpoint: reprints are cool and good
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: but how would you sell sets without good cards /s
 Grimnus: It feels like more since they had to move in the aftermath set into the main one
 comrade_cards: i think even just the newspaper one would have been too much
Araragi298: reprints are awesome but like theres too much extra shit in this set
 BorealMage: Getting Mana Leaked during a prerelease sure does feel weird
Sogheim: @fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn Homelands did just fine
Araragi298: they overdid it a bit
 Molator: fractured seems especially bad
 djalternative: yeah. being removal is rough
EvilBadman: This set was the perfect crapstorm of getting a second bonus sheet
 MegaDosX: I mean, Strixhaven had you having to play around things like Counterspell
 MegaDosX: And Mana Tithe
 Bugberry: @fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn clear shot and repulse aren't really selling packs.
brendan665: good games guys I just played you my deck was pretty mediocre
 RatherLargeToad: A slot for all crimes is not the worst idea, but they needed to have fewer removal spells in the crime pool
 comrade_cards: reprint into commander, not limited
 Tweygoh: remember Theros drafts
 kumatsu: the miniset getting thrown in too is A Lot
 Seth_Erickson: I think the problem is more that the bonus sheet is all removal basically
 Seth_Erickson: it makes things so much more swingy
brendan665: yeah no you guys wrecked me
 MegaDosX: "Good games, I'm the guy who just put you over my knee" - most opponents, probably
 Grimnus: Ive only heard good things about the set personally
tetradd01: gg I just stomped you 
 djalternative: yeah. if the bonus sheet wasn't all removal it wouldn't be as bad
zendikonsage: Obviously, you guys aren't a fan of this particular bonus sheet. Which bonus sheet from a past set was your favorite?
 Seth_Erickson: Strixhaven bonus sheet is a banger
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 Seth_Erickson: all timer for sure
 Grimnus: A rough patch can make any set feel bad its true
 micalovits: I have heard good things about no prosperity cards draft
 brendan665: gigapede got me
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Araragi298: strixhaven was perfect
 RatherLargeToad: March of the Machine had the best bonus sheet
 Bugberry: Yeah the Breaking News cards were designed with the rest of the set in mind, it's the Big Score that wasn't. I don't really see a difference between Breaking News reprints and regular set reprints like Terror of the Peaks.
 Lord_Hosk: Have you considered... doing 16 points of damage to them this turn? seems powerful
 comrade_cards: difference with breaking news is there is one in every pack, and lot of it is premium removal
 brendan665: stone rain time
 hotgreenflames: imagine if spider spawning was on this bonus sheet...
 Bugberry: Also being interaction focused means Breaking News does lead to "they have all the answers" happening more often.
 brendan665: @hotgreenflames 😩😩
 GredGredmansson: well main set has that Varmint Spawning card
 RatherLargeToad: Spider Spawning is in the set.  is just varmints now
 brendan665: you guys definitely had the better golgari deck compared to me
 hotgreenflames: there are lots of wins, and even most of the removal is good... theres just tons of it and some is Mana Drain Fractured Desertion
 GredGredmansson: attack with it, cast clear shot when the block
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Definitely kill the 3/3. Or maybe the 3/3.
 GredGredmansson: fair
 hotgreenflames: its good there are ways to kill the rare and mythic green monsters
 hotgreenflames: i just wish there was more Swanland Art
 micalovits: Do you think this set has so many 3/3's cause Oko tried to elk them all?
 RatherLargeToad: you can play both if you play Rutstein first
 hotgreenflames: @micalovits lol
 GredGredmansson: Bea(ve)r
 comrade_cards: what is a bear but a giant beaver
 Phaers: you can bear back the beaver
frank_the_great: I love beaver
tetradd01: Does anyone else remember the Beaver from Banjo-Kazooie? That's what I think of everytime I see that card
 hotgreenflames: i showed you my gigapede, please respond
EvilBadman: Bonus sheet: Just Settle the Wastes
frank_the_great:   
EvilBadman: Wreckage remembered the name wrong
Genasi_Gaming: you get to keep your jobs
 micalovits: Each pack just has a settle
 micalovits: Sounds horrible
 DaVeganPolice: no christmas bonus tho
 BusTed: 
 MegaDosX: Damn, we're still stuck with Adam, how awful
 hotgreenflames: bonus sheet oops all terminus and brainstorm
tetradd01: Streams are for winners
 Wolfstrike_NL: Getting a raise on one more win?
 MrPipboy3000: @EvilBadman well in 2024 its Settle the Wastes and it casts for 1WW and you draw 2 cards ...
 shurtal: Beej was all "Wanna know about this youtube video i watched about the Big Red Machine in the 1970s?"
 hotgreenflames: opponent lookin kinda like a watermelon, we're gonna crush them
 BorealMage: This sounds like the beginning of a Crapshot. "The Contract"
 Bugberry: The cactusfolk make me really want them in a D&D supplement.
 hotgreenflames: Pathfinder has Leshies, theyre plant people!
 comrade_cards: @BorealMage beej is making nefarious sounds in the background and at the end its reveals hes wearing headphones, unaware of his surroundings, and doing something innocent
 GredGredmansson: reminds me of how we'll likely get Cactuars in the Final Fantasy set
xnintendowy: what game is this?
 hotgreenflames: @xnintendowy Magic: the Gathering!
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 MegaDosX: I just finished episode six last night, show's great
xnintendowy: @hotgreenflames ty!
 MegaDosX: Gonna finish it today
tetradd01: Ohhhh...so this is Gwent?
 couchboyj: Show's a certified banger
tetradd01: The Gwent of the Fallout verse
 MrPipboy3000: @tetradd01 Thats Atomic Command
 ElektroTal: boy, this set does *not* want you to get caught off guard by reach
 hotgreenflames: @xnintendowy these folks play it a good bit, in addition to lots of other stuff; theres plenty of content if you wanna hop in
 Lord_Hosk: I think the best part about the Fallout show, was when the main character turned to the Camera and said "Hey... you...we read all your fan fictions... and they are canon now. even the slashfic that contradicts the games and comics... yeah they were that good, all canon now, thanks"
frank_the_great: I bear-lieve in you
 hotgreenflames: a wild Shivam! hello!
 hotgreenflames: 
 comrade_cards: let the existing symbol glow or pulse
 Lord_Hosk: Shivam? you mean the guy from the Graham Stark Vlog? that guy is famous!
 hotgreenflames: that guy should have a podcast 
 EJGRgunner: Alright, Florida vs Tampa getting underway. Who you picking?
 MegaDosX: Isn't Tampa in Florida?
 MegaDosX: "You win this round, blocking sheep"
 Lord_Hosk: @hotgreenflames about a time traveling wizard dragon book series?
 EJGRgunner: @MegaDosX Yes, but there are two Florida teams. One calls itself Florida
 Grimnus: 5 wins is always good
 Diabore: it bill!
 MrPipboy3000: BILL
 hotgreenflames: Bill! Bill! Bill!
 MegaDosX: I hear the green rare is good
 hotgreenflames: a science guy!
  QuixoticScrivener: bill is obscene
 hotgreenflames: deece
 Diabore: saddle?
 hotgreenflames: kills green stuff
The_Timo: Landfill good word for land to graveyard lol
 couchboyj: GW is da best pair this set
 hd_dabnado: cuts green + good removal
 MrPipboy3000: I did the second spell deck and faces three opponents with High Noon .. I did not click the smiley face at the end of those games
 djalternative: So does Bristly Bill sow clothing with his own spines or what?
Genasi_Gaming: @couchboyj i think grees the best can be paired with several different colours to good effect. but everyones caught on to green being good so it gets over drafted
 EJGRgunner: For the record, the Lightning and Panthers arenas are about 3.5 hours apart by car
Juubbz: extra swamp in this time!
 Earthenone: high noon is messed up, its not like super good but it floodgates way too much
  Juliamon: when's the last time Florida saw natural ice anyway
 GredGredmansson: that IS on paper
 DaVeganPolice: stitcher fucked up
 renaissance_rat: the plus is in paper
 MegaDosX: That is how it looks in paper
 GredGredmansson: all the spree cards have that
 Earthenone: i hear most ice in florida is made in a lab
 hotgreenflames: its in a triangle on paper
 djalternative: because that would require programming another card frame into arena?
josh___something: There's a sharp edge on paper
 korvys: https://cards.scryfall.io/large/front/0/c/0c5a25d9-926e-4004-8830-2b2bf7bc0775.jpg
 korvys: Here is paper^
Genasi_Gaming: im going to go look
josh___something: This is just the standard border with a plus
 GredGredmansson: ah
 Tweygoh: it has a triangle
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: @EJGRgunner About the same as the Kraken and Canucks arenas.
 hotgreenflames: desert?
josh___something: Now that I know this, game ruined. Never playing arena ever again 
Genasi_Gaming: james is right it looks different in paper
The_Timo: It looks like a first design draft in paper
 hotgreenflames: it crimes and kills mercs, deece for sure
 korvys: Yeah, but I don't have any good cards in my deck
 MegaDosX: That's one you should probably read though
 hotgreenflames: 2 mana draw Akul, the Unrepentant? nice
 Bugberry: I've killed someone with Map the Frontier for 2 deserts.
 renaissance_rat: i legit had an op track life on an abacus during a commander game at my lgs
 djalternative: 9-7+6........
 Diabore: theres vial smasher
 Earthenone: !time
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Genasi_Gaming: green doesnt seem very open
 TimIAm: Drafting RB with Laughing Jasper has been a lot of fun
 DaVeganPolice: splash a lil green 
 Bugberry: Jund em out?
ShotGunShelz7: Could spash the green
 hotgreenflames: splashable jund?
 DaVeganPolice: jund em
ShotGunShelz7: Billy and Rut
 hotgreenflames: 3-5 pips total? ez
 Elypants: Seems totally reasonable to splash for Bill and Rutstein at least.
 djalternative: Yeah. I was feeling red was pretty open last pack too
 DaVeganPolice: hollyyyyy we're going places
Genasi_Gaming: and a burrow fiend in that pack
 Diabore: your seserts due
ShotGunShelz7: Burrow Fiend passed too
Genasi_Gaming: lotus ruiing is good
 Diabore: raven and vial smasher can do good
 DaVeganPolice: I like raven with vial
 hotgreenflames: emblem of +3/+3
werewolfy250: Go for lotus ring
Genasi_Gaming: +3 and vigilance
 Bugberry: Lotus Ring was played by Cam at the not-PPR
 DaVeganPolice: white blue so open holy
 Diabore: sandstorm is crime on demand
 DaVeganPolice: oh true, good point diabore
 DaVeganPolice: We've seen vial wheel a lot
Genasi_Gaming: did you know i got stabbed in the hand once
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werewolfy250: Vial smasher good for a certain combo
 GredGredmansson: @djalternative what about "Mercenary Solutions"
 Luminaire_p: Some of the new Destiny 2 activity, it's quite fun 
Genasi_Gaming: at knife point would be sick
 djalternative: I've been playing Destiny 8 recently. real fun
  Juliamon: so is it D3stiny or Destin3?
 hotgreenflames: how high pick is a jund desert?
 Diabore: @djalternative theres a destiny 8??? im still stuck on 2
 saucemaster5000: Destiny would be better if there were less guns
Genasi_Gaming: i dont think bill is a good splah because hes best played early
 hotgreenflames: fixing!
ShotGunShelz7: Red green splash
 hotgreenflames: 
 GredGredmansson: yeah go with the pair
 Diabore: BAM
 renaissance_rat: that card is ABSURD
ShotGunShelz7: That card is BUSTED
 GredGredmansson: YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES REWARDED
Khalstrom: gross
  Juliamon: JASPY
 Rowanno1: IT'S HAPPENING
 Diabore: flint is OBSCENE
 bondeulv: nice
 Elypants: That card is so not okay
 Bugberry: Laughing to the bank
Genasi_Gaming: that laughing jackass
 ElektroTal: man, pivot of the year
 renaissance_rat: pick up some desperate bloodseekers and mill them out
 TimIAm: so good
 lightfut: Jasper is a problem
Genasi_Gaming: we do have a rutstein
 Earthenone: jasper milled me out, its a messed up card
tetradd01: Can you give us a clip of how Jasper's laugh sounds?
 bondeulv: could use some more removal
 shurtal: Question chat: does anyone know when pax west registration goes live usually?
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 Bugberry: People forget how many abilities go on the stack with Crimes this set.
Genasi_Gaming: the ceiling is high but sometimes it does f all
 Earthenone: i assume it goes like 5 minutes before it closes
 hotgreenflames: !card overwhelming forces
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 Diabore: revival!
 Elypants: Revival for Flint?
 GredGredmansson: i like the rummage rogue
Genasi_Gaming: what about bad lands
MilkInBags: how's it going on this account adam
Genasi_Gaming: and magda fixes
 Diabore: cmon gb or rb lands
MilkInBags: at least you're with a friend!
 GredGredmansson: ooooh
 hotgreenflames: j u n d
 Diabore: i think we need more 2's
 Rowanno1: Splash feels unnecessary but we'll see how it goes.
theamc2000: hi
 GredGredmansson: wolverine?
 MegaDosX: So fun fact, "gila" is pronounced like "heela"
 Diabore: @Rowanno1 helps get our kill on sight back
 GredGredmansson: oh that's a lot of 3
MilkInBags: what
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 Mr_Horrible: hee hee hoo hoo ass resub number
 GredGredmansson: oh that was in the Jasper Flint pack that's great
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 DaVeganPolice: wild
 hotgreenflames: adam with the big brain
 GredGredmansson: and Magda makes treasure
 Diabore: pylons, the land
ShotGunShelz7: Billy is insane?
 GredGredmansson: pylons
MilkInBags: yeah but james floods so bill makes drawing lands good!
 hotgreenflames: bills good late with a land, the counter double works whenever
 Mr_Horrible: bill's a lot more specious on the splash without the ability to reliable use his activated
 GredGredmansson: rooftop assassin maybe
 bondeulv: I think you just play the WB desert as a tapped swamp?
 Diabore: imo, buzzard hound and neutralize out, assassin in
MilkInBags: what is neutralize? I've never seen it played
 lamina5432: not running the cactis?
 GredGredmansson: i think we put in the Rooftop Assassin
 Diabore: @MilkInBags -1/-1 to target opponents creatures
 GredGredmansson: @MilkInBags creatures target opponent control get -1/-1 until end of turn, surveil 2
MilkInBags: oh yeah that's sideboard
 bondeulv: play the desert?
 Diabore: jasper and vial smasher are repeatable crimes
 korvys: Jasper repeats, I think?
 MegaDosX: Jasper crimes every turn
 GredGredmansson: I think we are good to go
MilkInBags: increase your APM james
 Diabore: we might not even need 17 lands in this deck
The_Timo: Dunno, I'm hooked on 16 lands so often
MilkInBags: I am so bad at understanding what these lands are
Genasi_Gaming: i drafted a nuts deck with jasper. drew him once hit only lands. deck went 0 and 3
 couchboyj: Stealing removal is Jaspers crime
Genasi_Gaming: i had marchesa and calamity too
 Diabore: we have the duggery if they have deserts due too
Genasi_Gaming: never seen that creature played
MilkInBags: hey adam will you order the life size replica of Malenia's arm?
theamc2000: my razor died halfway through shaving my beard 
 pipshardfour: James really enjoyed watching you guys play SWU yesterday! excited for more SWU content
 GredGredmansson: we can block bird if they attack with it, then get it back with Rutstein
 EJGRgunner: I think SWU's gameplay loop is very interesting
 Earthenone: James it was so smart to make all those missplays to hook wheeler on the game 
MilkInBags: noted
 pipshardfour: @earthenone haha exactly
 Diabore: and then bird crews the courser
 Seth_Erickson: Because it's honest work Adam
 Earthenone: (i did order the starter decks after the stream #influeneced)
theamc2000: legend
 pipshardfour: @ejgrgunner agreed! makes it feel more tactical. more like chess
 korvys: World's best gravedigger
 comrade_cards: modern magic design!
MilkInBags: still sucks agains cruel ultimatum!
 korvys: And still playable
 Earthenone: the packs are sold out, the starters were avalibe
 korvys: Firefly
 Earthenone: no gamba in starters
 pipshardfour: starter decks are okay to find depending on where you are. booster boxes, however, are scarce
 lightfut: Music making me want to watch Firefly
 djalternative: Bebop
 Fe1ix66: bebop obvs
MilkInBags: West World season 1
 Serpens77: Firefly
 MegaDosX: Mandalorian
 thraximore: good news: he makes Gravedigger cost 3 mana
 ShaneLeeAtk: Adventures of Bros o County Jr
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: But Gravedigger is a zombie, so it's got that type synergy.
 Diabore: no badlands revival one time
theamc2000: doves
 ShaneLeeAtk: Brisco County Jr
aWildWrenAppeared: def firefly
 micalovits: Cowboy Beebop
Houseboy23: Firefly
 rosesmcgee: @ShaneLeeAtk someone with sophisticated taste
 djalternative: btw did yall see those Cowboy Bebop promos?
 Diabore: !card gila courser
  LRRbot: Gila Courser [2R] | Creature — Lizard Mount [4/2] | Whenever Gila Courser attacks while saddled, exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card. / Saddle 1
 HedgehogKnight: Gunsmoke
 GredGredmansson: james was so ready to give up on the lizard
 Diabore: game?
 MegaDosX: Gross.
MilkInBags: heehee hoohoo
 Diabore: gg shake our hands?
 DaVeganPolice: Holy shit you got a jasper... I missed that
 ghizmou: but lizard isn t a mercenary
 Earthenone: just get a designated player for your draft decks 
coriolis_storm: I’m playing so much Marvel Snap that I instinctively looked for the snap button whenwe drew Flint 
 MegaDosX: Yeah they're dead
 Diabore: op got jaspered
 ghizmou:   
 GredGredmansson: hey he did 4 damage
 MegaDosX: Fun fact, "gila" is pronounced with an h, as "heela"
  Juliamon: Jasper contributed
 Earthenone: if your first land comes in tapped, just concede
Genasi_Gaming: why are we running the white black
 GredGredmansson: for crime purposes
 GredGredmansson: plot the sharpshooter
 Diabore: we sharpshooter it yeah
 MegaDosX: He said jam
 Diabore: not peanut butter james, jam
 DaVeganPolice:  jam
MilkInBags: what has food got to do with this
 djalternative: James prefers Jelly
 RatherLargeToad: Lonestar!
 MegaDosX: OH dear
 GredGredmansson: that's now how that works opponent
TetraRay: can't get good help these days
 EJGRgunner: jam? https://i.imgur.com/atCICwp.jpg
vinopinguino: JAMothy!
 GredGredmansson: you can pump the 3/2
 kumatsu: 3, 2, 1, let's jam-es
 GredGredmansson: oh wait nm
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 Diabore: we get it all
 MegaDosX: Affinity for outlaws
 Diabore: your turn op
 DaVeganPolice: go 
 GredGredmansson: criminal lineup here
 Earthenone: !card wrath of god
  LRRbot: Wrath of God [2WW] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.
 Diabore: just plopped 12 power on the board
 MegaDosX: "Your turn  "
 GredGredmansson: Jasper for Five is my top
Genasi_Gaming: its not fine adam
 DaVeganPolice: o7 Jasper, you ate removal for us
 Diabore: we need a black for that
 djalternative: Chat, which of the three do you prefer: Jam, Jelly, or Preservatives?
Genasi_Gaming: i like marmalade
 gamercat88: Jam
coriolis_storm: Put in 12/10 for 4 mana… not bad 
 Diabore: we can do it all
 Earthenone: we had the mana
 djalternative: yeah but we would've had to search before drawing
 djalternative: losing the servant if you wanted it
 Diabore: thats fine, we put what we want on top
sabrinafrizier12231: Hi
sabrinafrizier12231: Bye
 GredGredmansson: we can't get the merc token but still
 Diabore: op showing us their giant beaver
 FarleyF: magda deez nutz 
 Diabore: skull duggery is so gas
 micalovits: This is disgusting
 DaVeganPolice: hell of a card wtf
 Diabore: fair op
Genasi_Gaming: i would have done the inverse shrink the beav and grow the servant
 Diabore: it was in ixalan
 gamercat88: lmao
Genasi_Gaming: og ixalan.
 renaissance_rat: youre not an idiot youre just old lol
 Mr_Horrible: subtle strike, iirc, was the upgraded version
 korvys: !next
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 gamercat88: ggs
Genasi_Gaming: there was also subltle strike which was similar
TetraRay: 
 Mr_Horrible: where you could pick one or both and it was a counter rather than temporary buff
 Diabore: its only been 6 years since it was printed in og ixalan
 itira: 
 Austere_Squire: thank for streaming, gentleman
 JoeLowe2: ggs boys!
 TheWriterAleph: thank for strem
Genasi_Gaming: was reprinted in core 21
mrsmacmanus: Huzzah
 Diabore: ribbit?
 itira: also hi
 itira: also bye 
 JoeLowe2: a skin flute?
 RatherLargeToad: Still here 
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Frogs aren't toads.
 Diabore: im telling him you said that tonight
 RockPusher: 
 RatherLargeToad: @dread_pirate_westley Not according to MTG creature types
 Diabore: woot!
 RockPusher:   
MilkInBags: bye
 Mr_Horrible: thanks for the stream, you two
 thraximore: !next
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  r10pez10: actually a nelson/ian jazz duo would be pretty slick huh
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