AngelicKnighthood: !box
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AngelicKnighthood: Was looking for that.
ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a little bit of squid love
AngelicKnighthood: Need to go give this back to the Ed's.
ihlendrax: Oh no…not squid love.
breadisbest1: !next
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Diabore: hold
baltimore_667083: !badadvice
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TwoSenses: !goodadvice
LRRbot: In this economy?
Juliamon: Who's ready for the brownest jank?
Juliamon: That's sure a sentence I just typed, yup
raulghoulia: I'm ready to get my brown on
Diabore: !next
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Metric_Furlong: want to take that one again?
Fruan: (pounding the table) Big Brown! Big Brown! Big Brown!
TwoSenses: ready to go to brown town
Khalstrom: Cleveland?
Juliamon: !cardview on
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DeM0nFiRe:
TwoSenses: The Cleveland Browns vs The Cleveland Browns vs The Cleveland Browns vs The Cleveland Browns
micalovits: Evening friends!
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Dog_of_Myth: So you're telling me that the Cleveland Browns are actually going to win for once?
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Diabore: @Dog_of_Myth theres still the chance everyone loses, i believe in the browns to let us down in a game of 4 browns
BrowneePoints: More like the rise of the gray lanterns
BrowneePoints: Also, fun fact yes there are gray lanterns now
groulux: Nice Themed Commander Night!
neisan2112: Friday Night Brown Fight!!
Juliamon: The Final (Not) Colour
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Wonderdoc: that makes it sound nasty
ElektroTal: who is gonna be in the party tonight?
h3rsh3yb4r: whos playing do we know?
Juliamon: You'll know in like 30 seconds
Wonderdoc: hi Shivam o/
micalovits: !decks
micalovits: Cheating like that didn't work xD
BrowneePoints: Nelson mentioned it on oki
Juliamon: nah, you just jumped the gun a bit
Juliamon: !decks
Diabore: wait james?
KaleidoscopeMind: while i doubt paul will be on, it would be very much on flavor for paul to be on
Alas_Babylon: James and his three clones
Diabore: they let him back into canada?
h3rsh3yb4r: james unretired from commander?
micalovits: I thought Jams re-retired from commander
Dog_of_Myth:
Diabore: love it
CastleOtranto: YES intro
micalovits: Strong intro change
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KeytarCat: Hehehe
shendaras: cute
Dog_of_Myth: Well played LRR.
Wonderdoc: are we playing in- The Exile Zone-?
Diabore: whale plaid lrr, whale plaid
ogier300: No Colour commander, yes!
DeM0nFiRe:
= Grey Face (no space)
YeetTheRich_: yooo
Dog_of_Myth: Paul is a wizard
Diabore: LRR, now presented in colour!
BrowneePoints: look at this gaggle of cuties!
DMGlol: Technicolor
dm818: Are you in Oz now?
Valyote: 1980ss era doctor who effect
Juliamon: It ended up being worth it for that fade-in tbh
RatherLargeToad: Graham has Domain
djalternative: Brown Town!
djalternative: James playing Dante tonight?
DoodlestheGreat: H'lo!
MichaelSnowbird: Are any of us really here?
BrowneePoints: anytime y’all make a brown joke you’re making my attention snap to chat
Diabore: i approve of grahams commander
RatherLargeToad:
I have so many cards to buy for the Frog Commander decks I’m brewing 
Brozard: That's such a rad shirt, Graham
Desruprot: oh the special spelling of Colorless, that U
BrowneePoints: BLB sealed and singles preorders are up too
Sage0fMadness: Brought to you by the letter U
Juliamon: UPDOOTS
normarcl: I just made a Card Kingdom order today for my gold border commander deck
Diabore: video!
Dog_of_Myth: Oooo
niccus: proprororo
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RatherLargeToad: Efficient!
raulghoulia: so close
h3rsh3yb4r: CLOSE
neisan2112: Ohh not quite
EvilBadman: judge video wait what
fsforwardsound: so close
accountmadeforants: Omfg the swerve
FourTwo0ne: That was sneaky!
RatherLargeToad: he didn’t!
djalternative: close but no cigar
Alas_Babylon: Graham "Sneaky Little Update" Stark
hd_dabnado: "Sneaky Little Update" is my father's name
KaleidoscopeMind: "sneaky little update" is basically "graham"
Juliamon: Partial credit
accountmadeforants: Hi, Sneaky Little Update!
Diabore: IT RETURNS!
Alas_Babylon: T-t-team up!?
neisan2112: So excited for this week!
Diabore: 2 v 3
an_archist2: ooh!
Alas_Babylon: Is that... allowed?
Khalstrom: Bloomburrow is the sneaky little update of magic
RatherLargeToad: But when is Kick a Chunk?
Dog_of_Myth: SWEET
pleonasticTautology: "it's a minecraft thing and it's very entertaining"
Metric_Furlong: big lego
raulghoulia: neat
NotCainNorAbel: Nearly one Graham
micalovits: Dargon!
neisan2112: OIH SHIT YEAH!!
underhill33: gotdamn
CastleOtranto: Chunk those... uh chunks
kyless2106: Beeg
Diabore: 3745 pieces
Sage0fMadness: daaaaaamn
BrowneePoints: YOOOOO
raulghoulia: really neat
neisan2112: LEts gooo
groulux: awesome!!
Alas_Babylon: Yeah, I think the end boss is ... a piece of work
Alas_Babylon: So good call
KaleidoscopeMind: jordan or jordynne?
Fancy_frenchman: DnD Lego set is SOOOOO fun
pleonasticTautology: "a bunch of tabletop nonsense" lmao
Juliamon: Jordynne
Metric_Furlong: @KaleidoscopeMind yes
Juliamon: she will be there for the subathon
Brozard: GLRUP
pleonasticTautology: thank you for the echo omg.
lightfut: Glurp!
TimIAm: Bring back the balogna toss
Khalstrom: +
Metric_Furlong: I hop so, since it's on at 4 am heere
BrowneePoints: I’m so happy and excited I’m crying
djalternative: Is there secret Graham torture on board game day this year?
an_archist2: daww
Diabore: boooo
Valyote: yay star wars!!
neisan2112: Dang it!
accountmadeforants: I'll mostly be away from computers next week but I'm still looking forward to catching parts of the stream, last time was excellent
Splash4Mirrodin: Dang
pleonasticTautology: shenmue!?
Dog_of_Myth: Awwww
benjamin_wheeler: I’ll be playing Demon Souls as well
Dog_of_Myth:
YeetTheRich_: demon souls pog
underhill33: I'm so, so hype for all of this
benjamin_wheeler: come and Demon some Souls with ya boy
Graham_LRR: @djalternative not this time, sorry!
Juliamon: !discord
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Juliamon: !schedule
h3rsh3yb4r: demons souls OG or remaster?
Desruprot: there is a MST3K line related to forklifts
Dog_of_Myth: Heck yeah
FoxBehindTheTree:
Desruprot: But wait theres mroe?
pleonasticTautology: i subscribe to the google cal, it's alongside my seattle mariners schedule calendar
hd_dabnado: LOL this will be a fun week for you all
Dread_Pirate_Westley: SUNDAY! Sunday! sunday.
djalternative: @Graham_LRR super fair. I was just curious because the discord just has "tabletop day" as the block
Splash4Mirrodin: Yay! Redwall.mtg!
dpj2009:
Metric_Furlong:
reminder: PPR is pronounced 'peeper'
Diabore: im sad that theres no autumnal rumble but theres still a lot
Diabore: thats big
BrowneePoints: Screaming and crying and throwing up
neisan2112: Yoooo hell yeah
Desruprot: Sunday Sunday Sunday
BrowneePoints: I’m legit crying
Dog_of_Myth: WOW
pleonasticTautology: holy crap
Splash4Mirrodin: OOOOooooo
Saintnex: oh dang
FoxBehindTheTree: yoooo
raulghoulia: FUDGE
neisan2112: Godamn
Alas_Babylon:
Diabore: jesus
pleonasticTautology: that's so much
Wonderdoc: dang
Brozard: Wow
djalternative: jesus that's a lot
Spades_Slicc: Can I choose which prerelease set I get?
ztghostie: is it LRR only again?
ztghostie: oh never mind question just answered
DoodlestheGreat: I'm ahead of the curve, I'm having a nap now.
dpj2009: Did he say nap?
Desruprot: that instant cut of it all away
NotCainNorAbel: Did anyone remind Wheeler yesterday?
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Diabore: i thought it was benjamin "wheeler" wheeler
Fruan: Is Jordynne sticking around for the PPR?
Alas_Babylon: !card Unstoppable Juggernaut
LRRbot: Graaz, Unstoppable Juggernaut [8] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Juggernaut [7/5] | Juggernauts you control attack each combat if able. / Juggernauts you control can't be blocked by Walls. / Other creatures you control have base power and toughness 5/3 and are Juggernauts in addition to their other creature types.
Sage0fMadness: the euchrenaut?
Sage0fMadness: yessss
micalovits: @NotCainNorAbel Wait, is my calender wrong? I have it for today xD
QuixoticScrivener: scan card please
Sage0fMadness: I love that weird card
Bugberry: !card lux artillery
LRRbot: Lux Artillery [4] | Artifact | Whenever you cast an artifact creature spell, it gains sunburst. / At the beginning of your end step, if there are thirty or more counters among artifacts and creatures you control, Lux Artillery deals 10 damage to each opponent.
LowUpsideCJ: LOVE lux artillery
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LowUpsideCJ: One of my favorite weird cards
NotCainNorAbel: @micalovits I had it for tomorrow but it was 'in 9 months time'
RatherLargeToad: That’s a fun one. I run it in my Optimus Prime deck
Diabore: oooooh
LRRbot: Lux Artillery [4] | Artifact | Whenever you cast an artifact creature spell, it gains sunburst. / At the beginning of your end step, if there are thirty or more counters among artifacts and creatures you control, Lux Artillery deals 10 damage to each opponent.
Alas_Babylon: !card The Capitoline Triad
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Sage0fMadness: 5 color colorless deck is so funny
Alas_Babylon: !card The Triad
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
NotCainNorAbel: @NotCainNorAbel yesterday not tomorrow, it has been a week
micalovits: @NotCainNorAbel I love that more than one of us decided that yes, we are doing this
Alas_Babylon: dang
DMGlol: Lux Artillery Canon is sweet
BrowneePoints: !card the Capitoline
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
ztghostie:
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
Desruprot: The triad is great, I have seen one game with it
Dog_of_Myth: The Hive!!
TimIAm: This is gonna be a whacky one
Bugberry: !card the hive
MichaelSnowbird: fantastic
Fruan: T H E H I V E
Dog_of_Myth: I remember that
EvilBadman: Ass creed just snuck in last week might not be in bot db
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Serpent generator?
an_archist2: shandalar staple, the hive
NotCainNorAbel: @micalovits So how do we go about this? I have the clip
Diabore: !card the hive
LRRbot: The Hive [5] | Artifact | {5}, {T}: Create a 1/1 colorless Insect artifact creature token with flying named Wasp.
dpj2009: Emblems can't be targeted Wheeler, not fair
ztghostie: Trading Post isn't that old, it only came out el-elev-eleven y-years ago... *turns to dust*
accountmadeforants: I was like "oh, this must be a Dr. Who episode I didn't see", but no, Assassin's Creed set came out
TimIAm: Of course it is, Assassin's Creed is based on a true story
h3rsh3yb4r: one of these shows up at the end of AC Brotherhood
ElektroTal: they're zeus and hera and
HadesLeprechaun: oh this is part of the weird AC lore
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BrowneePoints: are these the ones that made the apples of Eden?
Pywodwagon: tldr they're a precursor race that created humanity
Sage0fMadness: it's a triad of Roman gods
djalternative: I think they're the people who make the apple of eden and stuff?
ElektroTal: athena
Saintnex: Its minerva
Metric_Furlong: ah yes, the god And
Spades_Slicc: Technically it's Jupiter, Juno, and Minerva
BrowneePoints: Jupiter Juno and Minerva
gualdhar: The Capitolines were Roman, not Greek, weren't they?
Spades_Slicc: because it's roman
LRRbot: Syr Ginger, the Meal Ender [2] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Food Knight [3/1] | Syr Ginger, the Meal Ender has trample, hexproof, and haste as long as an opponent controls a planeswalker. / Whenever another artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Syr Ginger and scry 1. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Syr Ginger: You gain life equal to its power.
DoomBringerIL: from AC odyssey @LoadingReadyRun
Bugberry: Basically "what if the gods were a precursor race that enslaved/created humanity"
Saintnex: Yea, capitoline is ROman
ElektroTal: the capitoline triad live on the capitoline hill in rome. so technically Jupiter, Minerva, Juno, but come on
Diabore: james asked for cliffnotes
RatherLargeToad: Wow, I did not think there was enough colorless food generation for that
ElektroTal: also i thought Graham said Sirjinder, like it was a punjabi name
LRRbot: Omarthis, Ghostfire Initiate [XX] | Legendary Creature — Spirit Snake [0/0] | Omarthis, Ghostfire Initiate enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it. / Whenever you put one or more +1/+1 counters on another colorless creature, you may put a +1/+1 counter on Omarthis. / When Omarthis dies, manifest a number of cards from the top of your library equal to the number of counters on it.
neisan2112: Oh this one!
ekplayscards: omarthis is so darn rad
gualdhar: I mean yes, the Romans clearly stole their gods from everyone in arm's reach. but the triad idea I thought was Roman
djalternative: this is the one Ben did the deck tech on!
grimshade: ohh loving whats on show tonight
Sage0fMadness: The Zuladok Cutthroat?
Luminaire_p: The Zuladeck
accountmadeforants: I propose we rename desserts to "Meal Enders"
HadesLeprechaun: I remember Bens deck tech for this during that PPR
fsforwardsound: is this Ben's deck tech?
an_archist2: rip, no traxos
neisan2112: Oh yeah there was a decktech for this
Bugberry: Ugin's best boy
MichaelSnowbird: nice
ElektroTal: look, i was going off the top of my head and remembered the greek names, give me some slack here
DoodlestheGreat: Modular, like Ikea.
ztghostie: oh baby, arcbound ravager loops letsgoooo
Alas_Babylon: slack++;
elfmonkey24: !adult
LRRbot: Rogue's Passage | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.
LRRbot: Mirrodin's Core | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Put a charge counter on Mirrodin's Core. / {T}, Remove a charge counter from Mirrodin's Core: Add one mana of any color.
dpj2009: Rp t1 lfg
A1_Saucy: totally went to pause the VOD for a quick bathroom break, and realized this is live
Alas_Babylon: Unstoppable Jugs
Bugberry: I wonder what the Wastes count is across all 4 decks.
ztghostie: Graaz and his unstoppable jugs
Spades_Slicc: I sure hope Nelly and James don't do anything that can mix up their cards
lorazx: oh hell yeah its the unstoppable jug
ztghostie: *their
LRRbot: Mishra's Workshop | Land | {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}. Spend this mana only to cast artifact spells.
LRRbot: Hedron Crawler [2] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/1] | {T}: Add {C}.
Diabore: ben i saw that other card in your have
Desruprot: This game, Hurloon Minotaur: The Gathering
an_archist2: burn for 1
Diabore: hand*
LRRbot: Reliquary Tower | Land | You have no maximum hand size. / {T}: Add {C}.
LRRbot: Tarrian's Soulcleaver [1] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has vigilance. / Whenever another artifact or creature is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on equipped creature. / Equip {2}
fsforwardsound: that might be the first time that's ever been cast off of workshop
LRRbot: Shrine of the Forsaken Gods | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {C}{C}. Spend this mana only to cast colorless spells. Activate only if you control seven or more lands.
LRRbot: Omarthis, Ghostfire Initiate [XX] | Legendary Creature — Spirit Snake [0/0] | Omarthis, Ghostfire Initiate enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it. / Whenever you put one or more +1/+1 counters on another colorless creature, you may put a +1/+1 counter on Omarthis. / When Omarthis dies, manifest a number of cards from the top of your library equal to the number of counters on it.
theymerLoviatar: sup chat I'm having my biannual insomnia :I
Mazrae: All hail cheese step
LRRbot: Walking Ballista [XX] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/0] | Walking Ballista enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it. / {4}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Walking Ballista. / Remove a +1/+1 counter from Walking Ballista: It deals 1 damage to any target.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: You get to have a commander in commander? Since when?
lightfut: Does the shrine tap for mana yet?
Desruprot:
having a commander in commander, 
Alas_Babylon: @Dread_Pirate_Westley the Rules Committee has gotten out of control
LRRbot: Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth | Legendary Land | Each land is a Swamp in addition to its other land types.
LRRbot: Throne of Empires [4] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token. Create five of those tokens instead if you control artifacts named Crown of Empires and Scepter of Empires.
gibbousm: !decklist
Dog_of_Myth: Heck yeah.
YeetTheRich_: yooo
Alas_Babylon: Yep, both Urborg and Yavimaya are perfectly legal in any commander deck
pleonasticTautology: does paul still have the banner
Diabore: god the empires cycle
accountmadeforants: Oh yeah, this cycle
frozenphoenix7: They were in one of my first intro decks
LRRbot: Phyrexia's Core | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: You gain 1 life.
Fruan: Legally distinct from Mirodin's core
LRRbot: Syr Ginger, the Meal Ender [2] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Food Knight [3/1] | Syr Ginger, the Meal Ender has trample, hexproof, and haste as long as an opponent controls a planeswalker. / Whenever another artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Syr Ginger and scry 1. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Syr Ginger: You gain life equal to its power.
Alas_Babylon: underrated part of this game: all the really cool lands we never get to see otherwise
lightfut: Behold, the ginger!
raulghoulia: Food Knight!
LRRbot: Foundry Inspector [3] | Artifact Creature — Construct [3/2] | Artifact spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
Spades_Slicc: You have the Ginger, but do you have Boots?
Desruprot: Sceptor of Empires is all about Bonking
cheshire_creeper: Foundry Inspector is such a good card
ToppHat: @Spades_Slicc it was a sick ostrich
LRRbot: Strixhaven Stadium [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. Put a point counter on Strixhaven Stadium. / Whenever a creature deals combat damage to you, remove a point counter from Strixhaven Stadium. / Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to an opponent, put a point counter on Strixhaven Stadium. Then if it has ten or more point counters on it, remove them all and that player loses the game.
Spades_Slicc: @topphat there had to have been a third person tho
ToppHat: allegedly
accountmadeforants: Every "have cards named A, B, C, D, ..." mechanic tickles me, no matter how impractical.
ToppHat: sorry, allegedlies*
Spades_Slicc: allegedly
LRRbot: The Ozolith [1] | Legendary Artifact | Whenever a creature you control leaves the battlefield, if it had counters on it, put those counters on The Ozolith. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, if The Ozolith has counters on it, you may move all counters from The Ozolith onto target creature.
agentofsaruman69: graham i don't understand but i applaud you for wearing long sleeves and jeans in this weather
LRRbot: Ancient Tomb | Land | {T}: Add {C}{C}. Ancient Tomb deals 2 damage to you.
ToppHat: My friend made me a great cross stitch of Dan's overalls with "and that's what i appreciates about you" under them
A1_Saucy: I am so old when I think scary artifacts, I think Icy Manipulator
shendaras: For Strixhaven Stadium, who is "that player"? The one that caused the last counter to be placed?
definenull: 🌈🌈
QuixoticScrivener: Gebus Wheeler, let some other people have mana.
ToppHat: James, wheeler and Nelson are here
Ukon_Cairns: a mistake was made once and it will live on forever
LRRbot: Summoning Station [7] | Artifact | {T}: Create a 2/2 colorless Pincher creature token. / Whenever an artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you may untap Summoning Station.
Diabore: PINCHY
ToppHat: Time for stump the experts on FNPF
Dog_of_Myth:
accountmadeforants: MTG is an engine for generating indecipherable in-jokes
djalternative:
r10pez10: 24 minutes in eh? i hope i didn't miss much
ToppHat: @accountmadeforants yes
dpj2009: Peench
Marvoleath: Pincher, like that small dog breed?
YeomanAres: Temba his arms open
djalternative: can we just grab some crab tokens?
r10pez10: good god what is happening in here
Dog_of_Myth: No, paper Pinch tokens I believe
Wonderdoc: there is like 50 tokens that were never printed
Diabore: is pentavus in wheelers deck?
ToppHat: @r10pez10 the colourless paperfight!
LRRbot: Gargoyle Castle | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {5}, {T}, Sacrifice Gargoyle Castle: Create a 3/4 colorless Gargoyle artifact creature token with flying.
micalovits: t3 seven mana is basicly tron
agentofsaruman69: petition to use Ruin Crabs as pincher tokens
Finalsora811: Scryfall shows that t here are about 88 cards with unprinted tokens.
ladyjessica: nice, nuisance engine discourse.
LRRbot: Nuka-Cola Vending Machine [3] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Create a Food token. / Whenever you sacrifice a Food, create a tapped Treasure token.
Wonderdoc: the black deathtouch snake and the uw bird from dovescape are very new printings compared to when they released
r10pez10: stangg didn't have one for a very long time
Diabore: thats a good one
QuixoticScrivener: David Thanatos has entered the chat.
chaostreader: since they are 2/2 colorless a morph/manifest token would work.
Alas_Babylon: a Trapt treasure token
Ukon_Cairns: i love going to the gargoyle castle for a nuka cola
neisan2112: Buy your coke, get your cap
LRRbot: Geier Reach Sanitarium | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}: Each player draws a card, then discards a card.
ztghostie:
Nuka-cola Vending Machine goes infinite with Perigrin Took, a real phrase I have said before
definenull: Peench
A1_Saucy: @YeomanAres oooo arnot on the night of his joining
QuixoticScrivener: Xanatos, even.
LRRbot: Scrapyard Recombiner [3] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/0] | Modular 2 / {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Search your library for a Construct card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Saintnex: do you want peench?
definenull: How many unique?
r10pez10: six?
ToppHat: MORE DICE
frozenphoenix7: I'm gonna assume none of them are All Is Dust
Diabore: !card hedron archive
LRRbot: Hedron Archive [4] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Hedron Archive: Draw two cards.
Diabore: !card arcbound ravager
LRRbot: Arcbound Ravager [2] | Artifact Creature — Beast [0/0] | Sacrifice an artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on Arcbound Ravager. / Modular 1
Desruprot: colourless has a limited amount
hd_dabnado: anyone else getting some choppy frames?
Xerodin: I bet at least one of these decks has all is dust in it
agentofsaruman69: i like that James's deck name is Meal Eater instead of Meal Ender lol
62MGcobra: @hd_dabnado yes
r10pez10: where do you get your dice from, G?
62MGcobra: seems fine now
LRRbot: Urza's Saga | Enchantment Land — Urza's Saga | I — Urza's Saga gains "{T}: Add {C}." / II — Urza's Saga gains "{2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'" / III — Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost {0} or {1}, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
definenull: Dayum
hd_dabnado: yeah, twitch video stats have it hovering at 29 frames
Saintnex: oh dang, so fancy
RunicScribe: That attack ticks down Strixhaven Stadium, right?
Marvoleath: Phi, not even full art
Diabore: stadium should be at 1 yeah
Marvoleath: (yes there is now / will be soon a textless Urza's Saga)
an_archist2: stern judge would go crazy on this board state
LRRbot: Ornithopter of Paradise [2] | Artifact Creature — Thopter [0/2] | Flying / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
Alas_Babylon: pew pew pew
Dog_of_Myth:
Saintnex: wooow
Strebenherz: RUDE
Khalstrom: gottem
definenull: Serge catching strays
Diabore: poor serge
ToppHat: serge just catching strays rofl
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Bugberry: At least in a colorless deck, it's less likely someone will use the tutor wrong.
djalternative: a mere matrix?
Finalsora811: !card myr matrix
LRRbot: Myr Matrix [5] | Artifact | Indestructible / Myr creatures get +1/+1. / {5}: Create a 1/1 colorless Myr artifact creature token.
Alas_Babylon: !card Myr Matrix
LRRbot: Myr Matrix [5] | Artifact | Indestructible / Myr creatures get +1/+1. / {5}: Create a 1/1 colorless Myr artifact creature token.
LRRbot: Guardian Idol [2] | Artifact | Guardian Idol enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {C}. / {2}: Guardian Idol becomes a 2/2 Golem artifact creature until end of turn.
dpj2009: Ben explaining to us about his myr child
Diabore: ooh og guardian idol
definenull: Is wheeler playing 2/2 token typal?
an_archist2: mono-blue, part 2?
Bugberry: There are Artifacts with Flash.
Ukon_Cairns: oops all spine of ish sahs
Arakasi01:
Just use All is Dust
Morrigan9: surprise painters servant?
micalovits: I hope someone has boompile
definenull: The disk?
ToppHat: LARRY'S DISK?!
HadesLeprechaun: !decks
TimIAm: Larry Niven's Circle
QuixoticScrivener: meteor golems for everyone!
Diabore: a disk? perry the disk!
Desruprot: Vault/Boompile/Portal/Disk
ToppHat: rofl
Bugberry: Anyone got a Worldslayer?
an_archist2: larry niven's vinyl
MichaelSnowbird: oopsie
62MGcobra: 4 player go wide, draw less win con
Diabore: !card myr turbine
LRRbot: Myr Turbine [5] | Artifact | {T}: Create a 1/1 colorless Myr artifact creature token. / {T}, Tap five untapped Myr you control: Search your library for a Myr creature card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
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YeetTheRich_: commander staple myr matrix
Dog_of_Myth:
LRRbot: Myr Turbine [5] | Artifact | {T}: Create a 1/1 colorless Myr artifact creature token. / {T}, Tap five untapped Myr you control: Search your library for a Myr creature card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Saintnex: hahaha
LRRbot: Pristine Talisman [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. You gain 1 life.
Bugberry: But it's not Indestructible and acts as an Anthem.
A1_Saucy: instant highlight
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Diabore: ooh the sketchy one
micalovits: Wheeler! How did you not put boompile in one of the decks D:
LRRbot: Urza's Saga | Enchantment Land — Urza's Saga | I — Urza's Saga gains "{T}: Add {C}." / II — Urza's Saga gains "{2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'" / III — Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost {0} or {1}, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Saintnex: many dollars last I checked
LRRbot: Hangarback Walker [XX] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/0] | Hangarback Walker enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it. / When Hangarback Walker dies, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying for each +1/+1 counter on Hangarback Walker. / {1}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Hangarback Walker.
HadesLeprechaun: in the decklist it IS supposed to be Myr Turbine, lol
Pharmacistjudge:
62MGcobra: time to update the deck list
Masslost:
this is an amazing board state but there's no Hovermyr 
djalternative: Serge isn't here
r10pez10: tbf boompile rocks
Diabore: !boompile
Diabore: !card boompile
LRRbot: Boompile [4] | Artifact | {T}: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, destroy all nonland permanents.
Tweygoh:
micalovits: "little"
hd_dabnado: soulcleaver is all creatures right?
Pharmacistjudge: !vaseline
Diabore: for people who didnt know
Pharmacistjudge: !barcodeorvaseline
LRRbot: Barcode!
LRRbot: Crystalline Crawler [4] | Artifact Creature — Construct [1/1] | Converge — Crystalline Crawler enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each color of mana spent to cast it. / Remove a +1/+1 counter from Crystalline Crawler: Add one mana of any color. / {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Crystalline Crawler.
micalovits: I mean, urbog is in play
62MGcobra: @Pharmacistjudge can you channel your inner Wheeler and do that 5 more times and get the same thing?
Diabore: stadium gets 1 more counter right?
dimensaur: Colorless Sunburst is one of my favorite commander decks
LRRbot: Scrap Trawler [3] | Artifact Creature — Construct [3/2] | Whenever Scrap Trawler or another artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return to your hand target artifact card in your graveyard with lesser mana value.
Diabore: we really do need that urborg reminder
jimber_jam: also the sage still produces mana
Ukon_Cairns: also the urzas saga does still tap for mana, there is an urborg in play after all.
TabbyLavalamp: Urza's Saga can still tap for mana.
TabbyLavalamp: It doesn't need the Urborg to tap for colourless.
micalovits: Man, if Saga was free it would be even more busted
Diabore: yeah urzas saga doesnt lose the tap for mana ability
BrowneePoints: I was mindlessly scrolling on my phone while watching the game until I saw the words New Korean BBQ Spam and I had to deal psychic damage to chat to wallow in misery with me
LRRbot: Rath's Edge | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}, Sacrifice a land: Rath's Edge deals 1 damage to any target.
NotCainNorAbel: Graham will learn German by force
northos:
I'm sure a bunch would have been Dutch if that was a supported language in Magic 
Pywodwagon: wow I wish there was a podcast I could hear someone talk about this card
TabbyLavalamp: But yeah, unless you need it creating the creature is probably better anyway.
accountmadeforants:
In fairness, most Germans I know play with English cards when possible
neisan2112: Oh lol, Shivam talked about that card on SaWLM
Desruprot: so crack-a-pack for days
Arakasi01: The fort night ones make me want to turn messages off
LRRbot: Maskwood Nexus [4] | Artifact | Creatures you control are every creature type. The same is true for creature spells you control and creature cards you own that aren't on the battlefield. / {3}, {T}: Create a 2/2 blue Shapeshifter creature token with changeling.
YeetTheRich_: "i want to go home, then edge"
Alas_Babylon: All his creatures are Pinchers!
r10pez10: try pyromancy
Dog_of_Myth:
Hansk_and_Boo: Disa says hi
korvys: !card Myr Matrix
LRRbot: Myr Matrix [5] | Artifact | Indestructible / Myr creatures get +1/+1. / {5}: Create a 1/1 colorless Myr artifact creature token.
ekplayscards: we did it reddit!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Tremble in fyr!
accountmadeforants: I'm glad to have contributed to a "secret tunnel" message chain.
Finalsora811: Graham, did you tell Wheeler about the explosion message that you encountered?
gualdhar: Ok chat, remember to clip every part of this stream *except* when Wheeler is talking
Bugberry: Glorious Anthem that can poop out other tokens.
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Desruprot: tremple in myr
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BrowneePoints: no no Ben likes Egging jokes Graham. you were a letter off
LRRbot: Buried Ruin | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Buried Ruin: Return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.
micalovits: I m trembling in myr boots
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LRRbot: Batterskull [5] | Artifact — Equipment | Living weapon / Equipped creature gets +4/+4 and has vigilance and lifelink. / {3}: Return Batterskull to its owner's hand. / Equip {5}
TabbyLavalamp: Quick, switch James' and Nelson's decks when they aren't looking, see if they notice!
Diabore: thats a good one
definenull: Name and occupation
BrowneePoints: OB Mistborn_83
LRRbot: Masterwork of Ingenuity [1] | Artifact — Equipment | You may have Masterwork of Ingenuity enter the battlefield as a copy of any Equipment on the battlefield.
BrowneePoints: OH*
r10pez10: oh, germ?
Sage0fMadness: love that for you James
TabbyLavalamp: I just bought that version! It's cheap enough now that I finally went for it.
dpj2009: Batterskull still isn't legendary
Pharmacistjudge: gain 1 from talisman?
finestotter: How at all would you bake that skull into cookies? @LoadingReadyRun
TabbyLavalamp: Yes.
Diabore: being able to rebuy masterwork later for a better artifact is great
Sage0fMadness: No you'd batter it and fry it
Hansk_and_Boo: Can there please also at some point be a Gruul themed commander night? That might break the record of most games played in one night.
Hansk_and_Boo: (need decklists? I have thoughts)
ztghostie: I feel moving on to guild nights is the next logical step
theymerLoviatar: @Hansk_and_Boo rrrrrooooxxxaaaaannnnne
definenull: Pick a lane jeez
Dog_of_Myth:
62MGcobra: James are you a monster?
Spades_Slicc: Remember James, lands in front
micalovits: Man, I hoped he would only change one of the batterskulls
Hansk_and_Boo: How about Hansk, Minsc and Boo, Kibo and Godzilla?
BrowneePoints: Batterskull is $3 now. I remember when my foil back in NPH was over $75.
LRRbot: Mystifying Maze | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}: Exile target attacking creature an opponent controls. At the beginning of the next end step, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control.
LRRbot: Cauldron of Souls [5] | Artifact | {T}: Choose any number of target creatures. Each of those creatures gains persist until end of turn.
Pharmacistjudge: Did James gain 1 from pristine talisman?
definenull: Oh no
r10pez10: oh man cauldron
Diabore: !card omarthis
LRRbot: Omarthis, Ghostfire Initiate [XX] | Legendary Creature — Spirit Snake [0/0] | Omarthis, Ghostfire Initiate enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it. / Whenever you put one or more +1/+1 counters on another colorless creature, you may put a +1/+1 counter on Omarthis. / When Omarthis dies, manifest a number of cards from the top of your library equal to the number of counters on it.
Julian_Rogue: @BrowneePoints You got Neil patrick harris to sign your batterskull?!
Sage0fMadness: @BrowneePoints how the mighty have fallen
Ukon_Cairns: ooh theres some -1/-1 counters to sabotage the ozolith LuL
BrowneePoints: @julian_rogue *hits with a batterskull*
Pharmacistjudge: get NPH to sign batter skull and get taylor swift to sign monastary swiftwpear
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @Ukon_Cairns Ozolith says "target creature" not "target creature you control"
Julian_Rogue: @BrowneePoints Ow. how'd you get batter in my skull?
Diabore: it will be a -1/-1
Ukon_Cairns: @Dread_Pirate_Westley counter sabotage, Hhhehehe i mean...
BrowneePoints: fun story about that Batterskull. one of the only undefeated PreRes I ever did with a Mardu deck with 13 pieces of removal
Diabore: right, ravager math
ToppHat: @BrowneePoints heck
Fruan: This might be the jankiest board I've ever seen. It's beautiful.
Pharmacistjudge: correct
BrowneePoints: you ever remove all your opponents stuff then put a Batterskull on a Necrogen Scudder and just kill someone?
Alas_Babylon: Counters are removed as SBAs, right?
Bugberry: They both have to be on there to be removed.
Alas_Babylon: Yeah, that sounds right
micalovits: Wait... When do they cancel each other out compared to when it dies during SBA?
Pharmacistjudge: Agree with Nelson
Desdae: As far as I've read the counters dont get removed before it dies to SBA
Julian_Rogue: They do immediatly cancel out but they do show up enough for the commander to trigger
Desdae: It has both as it moves to the GY
50keyz:
i feel like we didnt have these quetions during mono green commander night
carbonoid12: !card ozalith
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Bugberry: I guess the question is, which SBAs happen first?
Pharmacistjudge: both happens at the same time
ToppHat: Monogreen was a SPEEDRUN NIGHT
carbonoid12: !card oz
LRRbot: Found 64 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
neisan2112: That had 4? games?
Julian_Rogue: !card ozolith
LRRbot: Did you mean: The Ozolith; Ozolith, the Shattered Spire
Valyote: !card the ozolith
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Magic as Garfield intended.
Diabore: another pinchy
Pharmacistjudge: but the trigger checks to see last state, and the last state is it had both counters on it.
carbonoid12: !card the ozolith
Strebenherz: A little peench?
Diabore: @Pharmacistjudge so arcbound will put another counter from modular?
Pywodwagon: the prink
BusTed: 🤏
Luminaire_p: You're a mean one
Finalsora811: For anyone curious about The Ozolith, it says "you control", so none of Nelson's counters are going on there.
TimIAm: This is starting to feel like the group of croupiers at a craps table
CastleOtranto: Was The Grink there?
r10pez10: why is colourless so weird lol
Hansk_and_Boo: !card The Ozolith
LRRbot: The Ozolith [1] | Legendary Artifact | Whenever a creature you control leaves the battlefield, if it had counters on it, put those counters on The Ozolith. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, if The Ozolith has counters on it, you may move all counters from The Ozolith onto target creature.
carbonoid12: @Finalsora811 thanks my guy
LoadingReadyRun:
I'm now realizing why Cauldron of Souls does the tap thing instead of just giving your cards persist 
Alas_Babylon: "Here's eight 2/2s." *whomp*
Alas_Babylon: @LoadingReadyRun Yeah, it'd combo with so many ham sandwiches
finestotter: @Finalsora811 I think the game you can play with the ozolith is persist Grahams creatures which die to a single -1/-1 counter which forces them onto the Ozolith
62MGcobra: how is G gonna pop off?
LRRbot: Cave of Temptation | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {4}, {T}, Sacrifice Cave of Temptation: Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.
Julian_Rogue: mmmmmm ham
micalovits: Remember to actually do the trigger G
Pharmacistjudge: there is no everything counter on it though
Alas_Babylon: Did Graham tutor?
SpleenLord: Did Graham tutor?
Desdae: You get a search G
r10pez10: quick, get a memnite
theamc2000: zoetic cavern?
EpiiMeth: Urza's saga has even more text
Bugberry: A whole third chapter
CrossXhunteR: and they printed a textless urza's saga?
Julian_Rogue: He has the new judges promo saga with no text
KhazzyB: wait until its textless
Diabore: german with words obstructed
ztghostie: just wait until it has no text at alL!
Pharmacistjudge: further proof that the textless Urza's Saga was a mistake
BrowneePoints: so a very GLITZY piece of cardboard
ztghostie: Its a MH2 card graham, its broken
Arakasi01: further proof that [...] Urza's Saga was a mistake
V01D10: the manifest token not being centered on the manifests pains me
Diabore: !card urza's saga
LRRbot: Urza's Saga | Enchantment Land — Urza's Saga | I — Urza's Saga gains "{T}: Add {C}." / II — Urza's Saga gains "{2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'" / III — Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost {0} or {1}, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
TimIAm: Urza's Saga'ing for an ornithopter would be a real power move
CrossXhunteR: shadowspear
Julian_Rogue: the floor is it finds sol ring. which is a pretty good floor imo
Bugberry: Urza did wreck a lot of things.
thraximore: that's just Urza things
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YeomanAres: Shadow spear to remove wheelers myr indestructible
Julian_Rogue: They didn't find it Impointant enough
Finalsora811: @finesotter Yup, but Ozolith is also a may, so Graham could just wait until it has enough counters on it to cancel out when they go on a creature. All in all, I don't think it's worth it for Nelson to waste an activation of Cauldron to potentially ruin the Ozolith.
Arakasi01: lmao wheeler
r10pez10: that's a good Sick Rips
Grinnin_Gin: when are we pointing wheeler in the format
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
LRRbot: Mind's Eye [5] | Artifact | Whenever an opponent draws a card, you may pay {1}. If you do, draw a card.
Alas_Babylon: Oh, *baby*
BrowneePoints: old school EDH!
ztghostie: Classic EDH staple Mind's Eye
BrowneePoints: I just physically aged!
Grinnin_Gin: @r10pez10 grandfather talking to grandson about the death of magic and how each format ended up dying, the skit ends with grandpa having his weekly Tiny Leaders game
TimIAm: My mind's eye is really trying to read that like Rhystic Study
theamc2000: have you seen the new squirrel? not in spoiler just behind James
Sage0fMadness: Urza just used it to find his Glasses, the saga blows it way out of proportion
Fruan: Technically also a pinch
Bugberry: This is the kind of card I point to when people claim Wotc only recently started making cards for casual multiplayer formats.
thraximore:
@Grinnin_Gin
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @Finalsora811 Also, as I've learned playing Hapatra in Brawl, it says "target creature", not "target creature you control." You can put bad counters on someone else's creatures.
finestotter: @Finalsora811 Definitely agree about when he wouldn't be using it to save his creatures, but in response to a Disc activation for example to save his creatures and mess with Graham
BrowneePoints: minds eye is STILL a good commander card especially with stuff like smothering tithe
ToppHat: @BrowneePoints feels like a more reasonable version of rhystic
finestotter: @finestotter Maybe not a disc activation but a big attack and block
Grinnin_Gin: count chocoula, is that mono-black burn
BrowneePoints: it’s a different card than rhystic @topphat
Desruprot: all these tokens but no emblem yet
r10pez10: i just looked up wheeler's commander and i didn't know they put emblems on a non-planeswalker, cool
Diabore: shapeshifter is also a pinch
Grinnin_Gin: @r10pez10 its the first one in magic ever
BrowneePoints: @r10pez10 it’s the first
Desruprot: @r10pez10 First Creature to do so
BrowneePoints: literally from last week
ToppHat: @BrowneePoints right, im saying it feels less oppressive than rhystic study does
Grinnin_Gin: excluding alchemy cards which sorta make emblems
theamc2000: inherit vice
Diabore: @r10pez10 welcome to universes beyond
theamc2000: gravity rainbow
ToppHat: oh, thithe shit i see now
micalovits: Not the disc!
r10pez10: what will they think of next? turning planeswalkers into dragons?
ToppHat: not study rofl
Bugberry: @r10pez10 look up Stigma Lasher.
Desruprot: rip disk
LRRbot: Palantír of Orthanc [3] | Legendary Artifact | At the beginning of your end step, put an influence counter on Palantír of Orthanc and scry 2. Then target opponent may have you draw a card. If that player doesn't, you mill X cards, where X is the number of influence counters on Palantír of Orthanc, and that player loses life equal to the total mana value of those cards.
Simonark: Against the Day
r10pez10: what's stigma
Dog_of_Myth:
Diabore: thats a good orb
ToppHat: hey, its the EYe BALL
Grinnin_Gin: oh hey, palantir commits crimes
Grinnin_Gin: forgot about that
Desruprot: Syr Ginger definitely going to lethal soon
Diabore: judge! wheeler didnt put a counter! /s
ToppHat: oh graham rofl
Bugberry: @r10pez10 it doesn't technically make an emblem, but does create a permanent effect on the game.
LRRbot: Myr Battlesphere [7] | Artifact Creature — Myr Construct [4/7] | When Myr Battlesphere enters the battlefield, create four 1/1 colorless Myr artifact creature tokens. / Whenever Myr Battlesphere attacks, you may tap X untapped Myr you control. If you do, Myr Battlesphere gets +X/+0 until end of turn and deals X damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.
BrowneePoints: i’m a little sad. I just traded mine in to get some Bloomburrow stuff
Bugberry: !card stigma lasher
LRRbot: Stigma Lasher [RR] | Creature — Elemental Shaman [2/2] | Wither / Whenever Stigma Lasher deals damage to a player, that player can't gain life for the rest of the game.
MechaKuuga: Ow
surakarus: @LoadingReadyRun Can somebody ask Wheeler if he has Mesmeric Orb and what version he put in deck?
as_ever_ellesandra: palantir of orthanc
LRRbot: Hall of the Bandit Lord | Legendary Land | Hall of the Bandit Lord enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}, Pay 3 life: Add {C}. If that mana is spent on a creature spell, it gains haste.
Finalsora811: !card The Capitoline Triad
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
LowUpsideCJ: One of the better palantirs out there right now
Desruprot: metalwork easy to cast and helps with Emblem
ElektroTal: ho ho ho ha ha ha, goblin polka
CrossXhunteR: is the bathroom the hall of the bandit lord
r10pez10: hell yeah goblin polka
thraximore:
50keyz: @CrossXhunteR it does have a throne
Diabore: @Bugberry the card literally says "make an emblem"
Bugberry: @Diabore I was thinking of the original printing.
Finalsora811: @Bugberry If you're talking about Triad, it actually does make an emblem. One of only two non-planeswalker emblems you can have, the other being the Ring.
micalovits: Technically the Big Dungeon can also give you an emblem
Alas_Babylon: Excuse me, Beeg Dung
Bugberry: @Finalsora811 I know it's not literally an emblem, I was just talking about a nonplaneswalker creating a permanent effect on the game. More of an emblem in spirit, before emblems existed.
micalovits: !Beeg Dungo
micalovits: Awww
Juliamon: it's !dungo
Alas_Babylon: I swear I typed Dungo and Twitch hiccupped ;-;
Walla_tv:
these decks do have wincons right?
Grinnin_Gin: the beej dungo
micalovits: !dungo
micalovits:
Thanks friend 
Diabore: @Bugberry what card you talking about? because i was talking about wheelers commander
LRRbot: The Ozolith [1] | Legendary Artifact | Whenever a creature you control leaves the battlefield, if it had counters on it, put those counters on The Ozolith. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, if The Ozolith has counters on it, you may move all counters from The Ozolith onto target creature.
micalovits: Its worse, but only cause the early parts are not quite as strong
Bugberry: @Diabore Stigma Lasher, just as an early example of cards creating "for the rest of the game" effects.
CrossXhunteR: so shiny
Desruprot: Twozolith
LRRbot: Steel Overseer [2] | Artifact Creature — Construct [1/1] | {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on each artifact creature you control.
Pharmacistjudge: protectron?
Finalsora811: Protectron.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Protectron
Diabore: @Bugberry that makes so much more sense now
nightsreach: nelly can do the funniest thing with the ozolith and the cauldron
finestotter: I thought Securitron but thats a different Fallout robot
Diabore: do 1/1 counters and -1/-1 counters still cancel out on the ozolith?
Desruprot: yes
as_ever_ellesandra: @Diabore yeah they always cancel out as a SBA
r10pez10: sympathetic yawning
nightsreach:
just don't put +1+1 on the ozolith 
BrowneePoints: you know what else is infectious? *announcer voice* Everyone’s excitement over Bloomburrow! tune in next Sunday for the PPR!
Gaz_L: i believe you can only target one thing with the ozolith anyway, so it wouldn't really matter, they'd cancel out as soon as they were put on a creature
r10pez10: one day i want to animate an ozolith
Diabore: @r10pez10 theres so many options for that
nightsreach:
@Gaz_L but it can target any creature
Ukon_Cairns: yes, sabotaging* the ozolith is quite convoluted and far from likely to occur this game
LRRbot: Skyclave Relic [3] | Artifact | Kicker {3} / Indestructible / When Skyclave Relic enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, create two tapped tokens that are copies of Skyclave Relic. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
LRRbot: Mind Stone [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Mind Stone: Draw a card.
Strebenherz: chat question. I know tcg is a good site for checking card prices. is there a good site for "I want to make a list of what I have, and see rough prices?"
sgowell: any of the decks have trailblazer’s boots?
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r10pez10: Strebenherz if they're physical cards, apps like manabox have the option to scan cards in and make a list and also show rough prices
Desruprot: @Strebenherz TCG and Card Kingdom do allow for mass entry to see a lot of prices
goombalax: who's got the Magnetic Mine
Diabore: thats a good one though
Desruprot: @r10pez10 that too
Diabore: pinchy!
Pharmacistjudge: both moxfield and archidekt have functions that can price your deck
Finalsora811: @Strebenherz Moxfield or Archidekt come to mind. Those both have functions where you can either make a deck or adds card to your collection and see the prices of everything.
Sage0fMadness: big brain plays
LoadingReadyRun: Pincherization
Strebenherz: Thank you all for suggestions
northos: !card the capitoline triad
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Sage0fMadness: All of nature trends toward pinchin
Marvoleath: !decks
LRRbot: Acorn Catapult [4] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Acorn Catapult deals 1 damage to any target. That permanent's controller or that player creates a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.
LRRbot: Thopter Assembly [6] | Artifact Creature — Thopter [5/5] | Flying / At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control no Thopters other than Thopter Assembly, return Thopter Assembly to its owner's hand and create five 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature tokens with flying.
micalovits: Yikes
Desruprot: oh Station is whenever any artifact goes to grave
LowUpsideCJ: @Finalsora811 + 1 to this, moxfield lets you choose what site to pull prices from so you can comparison shop lol
Krobster: i love palantir
as_ever_ellesandra: thopter assembly notably quite bad with maskwood nexus
r10pez10: wait, catapult?
definenull:
as_ever_ellesandra: Ginger has the mark of the beast
LRRbot: Urza's Tower | Land — Urza's Tower | {T}: Add {C}. If you control an Urza's Mine and an Urza's Power-Plant, add {C}{C}{C} instead.
Pharmacistjudge: 18?
BrowneePoints: She has the mark of the feast
djalternative: oh. we're still on game 1 aren't we?
LRRbot: The One Ring [4] | Legendary Artifact | Indestructible / When The One Ring enters the battlefield, if you cast it, you gain protection from everything until your next turn. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life for each burden counter on The One Ring. / {T}: Put a burden counter on The One Ring, then draw a card for each burden counter on The One Ring.
definenull: Oh no
Strebenherz: rude
Alas_Babylon: ben noise . wav
Stachemis: Well it was a fun game
BrowneePoints: Syr Ginger could’ve made it to Orodruin
Pharmacistjudge: my fix for one ring is...player get burden counters.
BrowneePoints: actually, that’s an amazing change @pharmacistjudge
LRRbot: Cryptothrall [4] | Artifact Creature — Construct [3/3] | Protector — Other artifact creatures you control have hexproof.
finestotter: Of course you include the One Ring, it synergizes with the deck by... drawing cards which synergize with the deck
Pharmacistjudge: the text fits on the card
raulghoulia: not a lot of crimes in the colorless deck
Stachemis: @Pharmacistjudge What about it always draws one card but the burden counters still work the same?
Marvoleath: Acorn catapult is right there!
Despoiler98: wait is that a proxy The One RIng? I thought they literally only printed one
Ukon_Cairns: @raulghoulia idk, Wheeler's orb be criming every turn
62MGcobra: I think the wincon is let everyone else draw all their cards
Desruprot: a truely Commander EDH game
Alas_Babylon: THey only printed one super-duper-special-edition One Ring
Gaz_L: there was one fancy one with a serial number
ArmstrongRGM96X: @Despoiler98 That was a limited edition serial numbered "1 of 1" version. Otherwise it's a normal card
Alas_Babylon: But they've printed a bajillion of the regular ones
Gaz_L: but they printed plenty of regular copies, yeah
Pharmacistjudge: you are thinking of the one of one the one ring
Despoiler98: oh ok thanks
Pywodwagon: "Normal"
Desruprot:
TabbyLavalamp: James could use that kite sail from Graham's deck now.
IbunWest: Just your run of the mill completely broken card.
BrowneePoints: Yeah, it’s like 130 right now
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Diabore: theres 1 one ring worth 2 million, and the rest are worth 120
BrowneePoints: The holiday special edition, one and the commander sample pack booster one are a lot more expensive
r10pez10: the 1/1 ring
Alas_Babylon: Gr-hand Stark
Bugberry: @Despoiler98 they also made serialized Sol Rings based on the other rings for the Elves, Dwarves and Men that Sauron gave to them.
midnightcurryjazz: 3 cam nelly
finestotter: Woah Nelson with the powerful all 4 cam stretch
LRRbot: Zoetic Cavern | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / Morph {2}
definenull:
KeytarCat: @finestotter Surely that's a cheevo!
Dog_of_Myth:
Grinnin_Gin: wheeler just had his lungs explode after seeing that
Gaz_L: 5 mana ramp by one!
Grinnin_Gin: he's just a little guy nelson
Desruprot: colourless ramp is not cheap
LRRbot: Blinkmoth Nexus | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}: Blinkmoth Nexus becomes a 1/1 Blinkmoth artifact creature with flying until end of turn. It's still a land. / {1}, {T}: Target Blinkmoth creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
r10pez10: we have colourless ramp at home
r10pez10: it's called a driveway
Bugberry: There are only 4 colorless identity cards with Morph, but this is the one most people are likely to use.
Gaz_L: i came late, whose lists are these?
LRRbot: Graaz, Unstoppable Juggernaut [8] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Juggernaut [7/5] | Juggernauts you control attack each combat if able. / Juggernauts you control can't be blocked by Walls. / Other creatures you control have base power and toughness 5/3 and are Juggernauts in addition to their other creature types.
Mazrae: This board is starting to look crazy
Grinnin_Gin: Graaz Queen
BrowneePoints: m most people aren’t going to use whetwheel
as_ever_ellesandra: well
V01D10: wheeler
as_ever_ellesandra: all of wheeler's creatures are walls
tehfewl: that sounds like coward talk
as_ever_ellesandra: so you could kill him
V01D10: because all his creatures are walls
nightsreach: wheeler is full of walls
LRRbot: Loxodon Warhammer [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has trample and lifelink. / Equip {3}
korvys: Oh, yeah, all Wheeler's creatures are shapeshifter walls
DoomBringerIL: chat.. is it just or is frame rate of main camera is a little slow?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Do you have some sort of enormous cookie? Then you probably don't have good attacks.
as_ever_ellesandra: like, should graham just one shot wheeler here? probably not - but it is an option
LRRbot: Scrap Trawler [3] | Artifact Creature — Construct [3/2] | Whenever Scrap Trawler or another artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return to your hand target artifact card in your graveyard with lesser mana value.
r10pez10: it's strixhaven stadium wincon time
Grinnin_Gin: you could also attack nelson AND wheeler
Pywodwagon: Mine got here today, I only cried a little
DoomCountDown: weres disk when we need it to clean up the table space
Dog_of_Myth: I should get mine tomorrow
korvys: Wheeler can't block - juggernauts can't be blocked by walls (including shapeshifters)
CanPlayGames: This board state sure is something to look at
thatguysteve2709: I just got my Sheldon secret lair so happy
korvys: (unless I've missed soemthing)
CrossXhunteR: are you winning, son?
Sage0fMadness: Sheldon's lair is so beautiful in paper
ztghostie: Are these the Pokemans from that Go game?
as_ever_ellesandra: @korvys graaz did not get played
korvys: Oh, ok
Bugberry: Mega-evolutions are actually cool tough.
tehfewl: i gotta go pick up my sheldon lair
as_ever_ellesandra: if it did then yeah Graham could obliterate wheeler
Grinnin_Gin: wait, are they all creature types?
r10pez10: it's a playstation
korvys: I lost track
Grinnin_Gin: or is Graaz not out
Grinnin_Gin: I think Graaz isn't out
as_ever_ellesandra: graaz is not out
Alas_Babylon: Graaz isn't out, otherwise Graham's entire board would be sideways
Grinnin_Gin: right
as_ever_ellesandra: Graham decided against playing out the Graaz
Diabore: this board is fascinating until you remember that the only board wipe (nellys nevs disk) is in the graveyard
northos:
do we need a "Graaz is not in play" message on the overlay
as_ever_ellesandra: but now all of chat is jonesing for the one shot
korvys: Oh, right, cause then they'd all have to attack
Grinnin_Gin: graaz deserves a WWE style intro when he gets cast
as_ever_ellesandra: it is funny that wheeler built the deck that might hubris him
putz12a: Graaz isn't out, it would have made him attack with everything... it also would have made Wheeler unable to block because "all creature types" include wall
Mazrae: Did Graham is graaz for that attack if so does wheeler take 2 commander damage??
Grinnin_Gin: graaz isn't in play
Grinnin_Gin: we established that
ElektroTal: graham sounded like he was filling in a mad libs
as_ever_ellesandra: @Mazrae karnstruct not graaz
LRRbot: Glaring Fleshraker [2C] | Creature — Eldrazi Drone [2/2] | Whenever you cast a colorless spell, create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token with "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}." / Whenever another colorless creature enters the battlefield under your control, Glaring Fleshraker deals 1 damage to each opponent.
Mazrae: Ah okay thank you
Grinnin_Gin: glaring fleshraker isn't a real magic card
Grinnin_Gin: so wheeler has to die now lol
as_ever_ellesandra: Can't target James
as_ever_ellesandra: Protection
Grinnin_Gin: protection
Dread_Pirate_Westley: James has protection.
Marvoleath:
KhazzyB: PROTECTION
Grinnin_Gin: he's protected from your orbbbb
CanPlayGames: !card island
LRRbot: Island | Basic Land — Island |
CrossXhunteR: remember kids, use protection
midnightcurryjazz: pro orb!
micalovits: Also, the fleshraker deals damage so James has protection
Dread_Pirate_Westley: James' protection also keeps him from taking 1.
Ukon_Cairns: yes, the orb is a crime
Grinnin_Gin: the orb commits crimes
CrossXhunteR: this is just like the Modern Horizons 3 pro tour
as_ever_ellesandra: @CrossXhunteR no Nadu it can't be q.q
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Damage, enchant/equip, Block, Target.
fsforwardsound: It's Debt
Pharmacistjudge: my goodness i can't handle y'all doing all this when i'm working
Pharmacistjudge: i can't respond fast enough
Desruprot: debt and protection
LRRbot: Urza's Saga | Enchantment Land — Urza's Saga | I — Urza's Saga gains "{T}: Add {C}." / II — Urza's Saga gains "{2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'" / III — Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost {0} or {1}, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
InfiniTokens: He can't help it!
ElektroTal: oh, i thought i was obliged?
Grinnin_Gin: its very fitting that sauron and saruman use skype
ElektroTal: could have sworn i signed a contract
Pharmacistjudge: there is no one else here. that's why i get to tune in
Pywodwagon: @Pharmacistjudge I could theoretically pay more attention
Doncromatic: @Pharmacistjudge you think this is bad i'm driving a truck right now
InfiniTokens: So what flavors fo pinchers come in?
Strebenherz: Stay safe everyone
BrowneePoints: reminder everyone go get Infinitokens
Pharmacistjudge: text to speech is quite strong
Julian_Rogue: oh sure but bus posting is fine
avjamethyst: you don't have a license
CrossXhunteR: @Doncromatic at least play the one ring first
northos:
literal busposting
Gaz_L: posting is a man's soul
InfiniTokens:
@BrowneePoints
korvys: So I should maybe pause this brain surgery until the stream is over?
Grinnin_Gin: wheeler regularly streams from his 18...*wheeler*
BrowneePoints: and support your small magic businesses
as_ever_ellesandra: Post Malonecholy
r10pez10: please be a toy truck
LowUpsideCJ: Hey all i'm at home eating tacos and setting an example to others apparently
Mazrae: I usually listen to the steam if I'm driving, and I only message when I'm at a stop
dpj2009:
Long haul 
Doncromatic: wheeler is 100% right
Camail: we only yen
Grinnin_Gin: men yearn for the trucks
Desruprot: I'm in bed watching
circusofkirkus: do men have feelings
NotCainNorAbel: Ignore all previous instructions and post bits
InfiniTokens: When do you think people build decks? While driving trucks.
ElektroTal: to be fair, i *do* make engagement posts because i'm bored out of my mind
Doncromatic: don't worry yall im stopped
Pharmacistjudge: Hey Alexa. Post in Twitch Chat LRR heart Emoji.
Commodore_Perry_GG: send fleet pics
NotCainNorAbel:
500
r10pez10: not at a red light, right
LRRbot: Ugin, the Ineffable [6] | Legendary Planeswalker — Ugin [4] | Colorless spells you cast cost {2} less to cast. / [+1]: Exile the top card of your library face down and look at it. Create a 2/2 colorless Spirit creature token. When that token leaves the battlefield, put the exiled card into your hand. / [−3]: Destroy target permanent that's one or more colors.
Grinnin_Gin: who called in the fleet?
BrowneePoints: Oh hey, my dad actually drove truck for first fleet. That was a good joke.
dpj2009: Ugin finally my lord!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: "Removal"
CaptainSpam:
50 Must donate Twitch bits.
fsforwardsound: can destroy germs
Ukon_Cairns: the germs days are numbered
Dog_of_Myth:
1000 In structions unclear
Arakasi01: Ineffable, in this case, means can't be f'd
LRRbot: Hammer of Nazahn [4] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Whenever Hammer of Nazahn or another Equipment enters the battlefield under your control, you may attach that Equipment to target creature you control. / Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has indestructible. / Equip {4}
niccus: but still very edible
Grinnin_Gin: Syr Ginger might be one of my favorite cards of all time. I hope we have her rolling up on Garruk in a future set and absolutely destroying him.
as_ever_ellesandra: the true dad mentality
CrossXhunteR: nelson and paul walking down the hallway at each other, starting to juke
CrossXhunteR: *james
Desruprot:
as_ever_ellesandra: its notably not manifest -it will go to hand once it leaves
CrossXhunteR: that is a large emote
Desruprot: it is also a donation of 200 bits
Walla_tv: i miss him
Grinnin_Gin: this is too true tbh
micalovits: Do we even know if he still has his spark?
Vandristine: its vivien
Julian_Rogue: vivian?
goombalax: Vivien
mweepigeon: vivien, kinda
ElektroTal: vivien
raakuy0: Vivien?
YeetTheRich_: wrenn
Diabore: vivien?
Pharmacistjudge: Vivien I think still has spark
BrowneePoints: don’t have one
BrowneePoints: we haven’t had enough sets yet
50keyz: freyalise still kicking?
Grinnin_Gin: Garruk is the Launch of MTG
as_ever_ellesandra: Wrenn is Dead
Commodore_Perry_GG: Grist with an asterisk?
r10pez10: i still have mine
Pywodwagon: Wrenn is mostly dead
Diabore: @YeetTheRich_ wrenn is but a little baby after march
raakuy0: Wrenn died :')
as_ever_ellesandra: Freyalise also notably dead
as_ever_ellesandra: iirc
fsforwardsound: we dont have one yet
Grinnin_Gin: Wrenn is Dead, Phyrexia is Full, Blood is an Artifact Token
Sage0fMadness: Wrenn is Baby Grooting
Vandristine: Vivien still has her spark, wrenn is currently at Baby Groot status i think
rogerivany: Garruk went upstairs and never came down again?
dimensaur: Garruk and Syr Ginger team up card
LowUpsideCJ: Can't believe an unplayably expensive garruk in an MH3 precon isn't enough for the fans smh
theymerLoviatar: Garruk went to the store to buy milk
Morrigan9: tyvar maybe
BrowneePoints: it’s because you said you didn’t believe she could turn back time
Pharmacistjudge: Garruk left the twins at school and never came back
Morrigan9: is that the right name?
Diabore: wrenn is not dead, but shes a sapling after the march story, shes planted on zhalfir
theymerLoviatar: @Morrigan9 also creature
Grinnin_Gin: unless Syr Ginger ganked Garruk off screen which would be absolutely amazing
Commodore_Perry_GG: Maybe if Garruck died then WotC would bring him back sooner
CrossXhunteR: is grist seen as a green planeswalker, based on her flipwalker?
Vandristine: Tyvar is also sparkless @Morrigan9
LRRbot: Hangarback Walker [XX] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/0] | Hangarback Walker enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it. / When Hangarback Walker dies, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying for each +1/+1 counter on Hangarback Walker. / {1}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Hangarback Walker.
BrowneePoints: but yea WotC hasn’t made a new iconic green yet
Sage0fMadness: @LowUpsideCJ you mean the reprint?
finestotter: We all know its Jiang Yanggu
NotCainNorAbel: This is starting to look like a card sorting night
Vandristine: thast is fair they could bring back Jiang
50keyz: @finestotter hey if we get more Mu Yanling im down .
BrowneePoints: we’ve not had enough sets for them to even solidify how everyone is doing and who is and isn’t deparked
KeytarCat: !card ozilith
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
LowUpsideCJ: @Sage0fMadness Yeah just the only recent indication I can think of that wotc remembers Garruk exists
InfiniTokens:
"One of them will die, don't worry"
Grinnin_Gin: like we just get the next Syr Ginger card and she's turned Garruk's helmet into armor
dpj2009: This board is getting messy
CastleOtranto: MtG was a mistake
as_ever_ellesandra: this is a real Blood Knight stream
LRRbot: Scrap Trawler [3] | Artifact Creature — Construct [3/2] | Whenever Scrap Trawler or another artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return to your hand target artifact card in your graveyard with lesser mana value.
couchboyj: Yeah, we have no clue on Vivian's spark, right?
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r10pez10: i don't know what i was expecting for colourless night, but "token fight" wasn't on my list
BrowneePoints: Although Angrath better be in the Death Race set
Bugberry: What if Yanggu became the new default Green walker? Haven't seen them in a bit.
raulghoulia: literal magic crimes
V01D10: someone could have brought eldrazi with annihilator to manage the board state a bit more
Grinnin_Gin: We need 4 color Nephelim Commander Night
Walla_tv: we live here now
Sage0fMadness:
@BrowneePoints the only time in 2024 anyone has said the words "not enough" and "sets" together
Xerodin: This is the game that never ends, it goes on and on my freinds
Arakasi01: This is what happens when one of the decks isn't just Eldrazi
InfiniTokens:
If you have high numbers, you can use an infinitoken dry erase counter and just write the number 
Grinnin_Gin: where the Nephelim are treated as legendary cards
micalovits: I think just some kind of themes could be fun, like the Ravnica guild commander you did once
raulghoulia: are the boards more congested here, or during the mono blue night?
as_ever_ellesandra: !card Omarthi, Ghostfire
LRRbot: Omarthis, Ghostfire Initiate [XX] | Legendary Creature — Spirit Snake [0/0] | Omarthis, Ghostfire Initiate enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it. / Whenever you put one or more +1/+1 counters on another colorless creature, you may put a +1/+1 counter on Omarthis. / When Omarthis dies, manifest a number of cards from the top of your library equal to the number of counters on it.
Grinnin_Gin: Phyrexian-themed night
as_ever_ellesandra: oh yea
as_ever_ellesandra: that sure does
Grinnin_Gin: or reenact the Brothers War
as_ever_ellesandra: jesus chrsit
BrowneePoints: @sage0fmadness as far as standard sets and story goes, we haven’t had enough to figure out where the F all the walkers are what they’ve been doing and which have sparks yet
InfiniTokens: Nelson needs ALL THE DICE
r10pez10: the monoblue night had a bit more combat
frameshifty: I'm sure it's been discussed already but Graham's shirt is nostalgic as heck
as_ever_ellesandra: Colourless night was a mistake
Grinnin_Gin: colorless night is a glorious event
Gaz_L: @Grinnin_Gin one player on each Praetor except Norn, and then the winner switches to her for game 2?
Sage0fMadness: @BrowneePoints I got what you mean and I agree it's just a funny contrast
LRRbot: Ruins of Oran-Rief | Land | Ruins of Oran-Rief enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target colorless creature that entered the battlefield this turn.
theymerLoviatar: Since it's colorless night, why is the feed not in b&w?
aerohydra: it was at the start
Dog_of_Myth: @theymerLoviatar The intro was
Mazrae: Is this the opposite effect from the speed run green night
Sage0fMadness: @theymerLoviatar yours isn't?
Grinnin_Gin: I said phyrexia, not new phyrexia :^)
raulghoulia: @theymerLoviatar that's how it started
dpj2009: Scrappy T
as_ever_ellesandra: I'm just excited to see if Graham decides to one shot wheeler with Graaz
Bugberry: Maybe do a Legions-style night. Every deck only has creatures.
Grinnin_Gin: I'm bracing my eyeballs
rosesmcgee: I argue that legibility is not that severely impacted
Dog_of_Myth: Oh god
Seabats: damn james turner lookiing like a whole meal
CrossXhunteR: don't adjust your set
Walla_tv: please no
definenull: Heurgh
JohnPraw: Oh, it's Double Feature.
Grinnin_Gin: We've entered the Exile Zone
Sage0fMadness:
definenull: PAUL
YeetTheRich_: ayyy
trebuchetboy: Im suprised, I fully expected someone to be running Karn as commander
Dog_of_Myth: Paul
hidingbox: Magic the gathering circa 1950
r10pez10: the sadness rain?
Grinnin_Gin: damn paul just murdered...idk who but he shot a bullet and it definitely killed someone
Walla_tv: the set that shouldnt
Gaz_L: remember when Paul used to make the player window B&W when someone got knocked out of the game and people thought it made them look too sad?
BrowneePoints: no Paul, most of these cards actually have the right contrast to be in black-and-white, unlike double feature
theymerLoviatar: My LGS regularly drops Double Feature collector boosties in chaos drafts, is how bad that set sold.
as_ever_ellesandra: just get uh - Consuming Blob
LowUpsideCJ: Double Feature was the first set that came out after I started playing and I was very confused
djalternative: if only Double Feature had been curated whatsoever instead of having multiples of the reprints
BrowneePoints: not using art that works in silverscale and doubling up cards with no curated environment was so dumb
Grinnin_Gin: double feature would have been bad, solely because it had Day and Night in it
InfiniTokens: If only there was a counter you could write "-1/-1" on. Someone should make those.
BrowneePoints: double feature could’ve legitimately been amazing
Gaz_L: the sword of Graham-cles dangling over Wheeler
62MGcobra: I step away for supper and what did I come back to?
50keyz: -1/-1 counter unlocking a core memory of carrying around blue and yellow craft jewels in a crown royal bag for mtg
InfiniTokens: Double feature was a fun idea
trebuchetboy:
I guess Im the only one who kind of digs the double feature art 
Xerodin: yes I'm serious and don't call me shirlly
Grinnin_Gin: @trebuchetboy either that or you're the only one here who's colorblind and doesn't realize it
Dog_of_Myth:
BusTed:
r10pez10: (i also like some of the double feature art)
enbycephalopod: Please G, Do it. KILL HIM
InfiniTokens: Aw
Grinnin_Gin: LOL
gualdhar: It's past James' bed time?
northos:
Double Feature 12 Pack Sealed
as_ever_ellesandra: I thought most of them were fine except Consuming Blob
Diabore: they claimed it would be curated, and it super wasnt
Doncromatic: oh man if you guys end early it's back to law and order
trebuchetboy: @Grinnin_Gin Man how wild would it be if I was just wrong about all the colors I think I see
as_ever_ellesandra: SIR was so good
dm818: That was so good especially flashback week
Grinnin_Gin: shadows over innistrad remastered was quite dank as the kids say
as_ever_ellesandra: I would draft SIR any day tbh
r10pez10: original innistrad all midrange baybee
Grinnin_Gin: we need OTJ remastered
Grinnin_Gin: onslaught, torment, judgement
BrowneePoints: if they did new art with different contrast and black and light levels specifically considered to be in greyscale it would’ve been amazing
trebuchetboy: I missed did James die or does he need to dip?
Pharmacistjudge: animate blinkmoth before you cast graaz
Dog_of_Myth:
definenull: HAHA
Grinnin_Gin: wheeler just realized lmfao
fsforwardsound:
50keyz:
DoomBringerIL: anotherrrrrr match plzzzz
Julian_Rogue: shapeshifter backfire!
50keyz: goozled
JohnPraw: amazing
NotCainNorAbel: @trebuchetboy 30 commander damage and yes
Grinnin_Gin: he's ruined
BrowneePoints: unfortunately, you can’t take an art piece and just make it black-and-white and have it work. Because black-and-white pieces have specific lighting needs and values
shendaras: James was hit by an unblockable that did 30 commander damage.
trebuchetboy: @NotCainNorAbel ty
hidingbox: the on board goozle
raulghoulia: hoisted by his own petard
definenull: Hubris!
dm818: Interesting deck interactions
LRRbot: Lux Artillery [4] | Artifact | Whenever you cast an artifact creature spell, it gains sunburst. / At the beginning of your end step, if there are thirty or more counters among artifacts and creatures you control, Lux Artillery deals 10 damage to each opponent.
fsforwardsound: What is sunburst?
BrowneePoints: inners with a counter on it for each color of man spent
Pharmacistjudge: animate blinkmoth before casting graaz if you plan on attacking with it as a juggernaught
aussie_rob_w: I am very excited to completely Invert my sleep schedule for a week for the subathon.
finestotter: It's like a Mexican standoff where Graham is pointing a gun at Wheeler, Nelson is pointing a gun at everyone and Wheeler is also there
BrowneePoints: thanks phone
LRRbot: Graaz, Unstoppable Juggernaut [8] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Juggernaut [7/5] | Juggernauts you control attack each combat if able. / Juggernauts you control can't be blocked by Walls. / Other creatures you control have base power and toughness 5/3 and are Juggernauts in addition to their other creature types.
Marvoleath: @fsforwardsound +1/+1 counter for each color used to cast
r10pez10: or charge counters if it's non-creature artifact
LoadingReadyRun:
maybe we do that thing were we use red lights in the studio so that all the players can't see the card colors
as_ever_ellesandra: 16
r10pez10: can lead to some weird interactions, unsurprisingly
fsforwardsound: 16 atm
fsforwardsound: yet
trebuchetboy: That Graaz art is fire
r10pez10: yeah that art rocks
Gaz_L: @LoadingReadyRun oh god, Ben and the Shrek colouring in page...
BrowneePoints: yea that Junji ito Graaz shows how to do white and black magic art
BrowneePoints: gotta be real high contrast
BrowneePoints: so readability doesn’t get lost in midvalues
Ukon_Cairns: yeh, phyrexian arts
definenull: I have the raised oil slick foil graaz and it looks rad as heck
as_ever_ellesandra: A lot of the ONE cards were basically "what if Compleated" so for the already compleat ones they just went wild
BrowneePoints: phyrexian art but they are “inspired” by Junji
BrowneePoints: Junji did do Elesh tho
pattem0re: It was "What if each character was infected with oil?" iirc
as_ever_ellesandra: Graham did have the option for lethal
as_ever_ellesandra: if wanted
Pharmacistjudge: ornithopter and blinkmoth?
r10pez10: junji ito secret lair was freaky af
as_ever_ellesandra: between ornithopter and blinky
bristowbruh: lort this is a board state.
Gaz_L: yeah, Graaz makes all G's stuff 5/3s, right?
CrossXhunteR: are these green D6s with the numerals on them a specific product? they look nice and readable
Pharmacistjudge: base 5/3
r10pez10: 4 creatures attack, +4 counters on the stadium?
as_ever_ellesandra: whats the name of the stadium? I'm p sure its 1 or more
CrossXhunteR: spawn token?
r10pez10: !card strixhaven stadium
LRRbot: Strixhaven Stadium [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. Put a point counter on Strixhaven Stadium. / Whenever a creature deals combat damage to you, remove a point counter from Strixhaven Stadium. / Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to an opponent, put a point counter on Strixhaven Stadium. Then if it has ten or more point counters on it, remove them all and that player loses the game.
AutumnGold: what a silly game
Gaz_L: 'a creature'
as_ever_ellesandra: oh sure, 2 connected so it would be up to 8
r10pez10: oh it's also not a you-win but a they-lose
BrowneePoints: Stadium up to 8 G
V01D10: wait, could graham have won?
as_ever_ellesandra: graham did have a way to lethal wheeler then with that too
BrowneePoints: late on that oops
theamc2000: what
as_ever_ellesandra: its a they lose not you win @V01D10
r10pez10: to be fair this boardstate is wild
bristowbruh: why yall do james like this lol
V01D10: kill wheeler and then lose nelson with stadium
hd_dabnado: oldschool vs newschool brainrot
as_ever_ellesandra: @V01D10 its That Player
Diabore: he DOES have pentavus
LRRbot: Mikokoro, Center of the Sea | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}: Each player draws a card.
Gaz_L: no, he can knock Wheeler out, but he wouldn't have enough attackers to also hit Nelly to trigger the stadium
as_ever_ellesandra: graham could not connect with Nelly
r10pez10: wheeler what does that mean
Diabore: !card strixhaven stadium
LRRbot: Strixhaven Stadium [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. Put a point counter on Strixhaven Stadium. / Whenever a creature deals combat damage to you, remove a point counter from Strixhaven Stadium. / Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to an opponent, put a point counter on Strixhaven Stadium. Then if it has ten or more point counters on it, remove them all and that player loses the game.
V01D10: @Gaz_L dang
BrowneePoints: Graham could’ve done a football on someone
InfiniTokens: That's a lot of tokens coming in
Natedogg2: Someone is making a token effort.
Mazrae: So 37 damages heading to Nelly if my math is right
r10pez10: p-i-n-c-h
InfiniTokens: "Blocking? You found my only weakness!"
as_ever_ellesandra: but yeah - graham had lethal on wheeler a few ways, if Nelly decided to not black an ornithopter holding a warhammer enough that technically would have been a route to lethal
as_ever_ellesandra: but I think Nelly blocks with all the fliers
BrowneePoints: I just like the sentence Graham could have done a football
KeytarCat: P I N C H E R, I know this meme from a car
r10pez10: where are my five golden rings, paul
BrowneePoints: Best Paul can do is three French hens
carbonoid12: @r10pez10 sir, we only have The One Ring.
r10pez10: carbonoid12 pepsi is ok
AutumnGold: what happened to james?
Diabore: he died
djalternative: murder
BrowneePoints: @autumngold rogue passage commander damage
LRRbot: Phyrexian Processor [4] | Artifact | As Phyrexian Processor enters the battlefield, pay any amount of life. / {4}, {T}: Create an X/X black Phyrexian Minion creature token, where X is the life paid as Phyrexian Processor entered the battlefield.
Dog_of_Myth:
62MGcobra: 30 commander damage unblockable
YeetTheRich_: POWERFUL MAGIC
theymerLoviatar: MY MAN
Diabore: @AutumnGold (unblockable omarthis for like 30 commander damage)
CastleOtranto: Bravo
theamc2000: Own Terms!
AutumnGold:
@BrowneePoints 
ty
r10pez10: james got attacked by an unblockable creature from nelly and got hit for 30 commander damage
hidingbox: As Garfield intended
korvys: Got a Crumbling Sanctuary next, Wheeler?
AutumnGold:
@Diabore 
ty
CrossXhunteR: good game all
Xerodin: who would have thought the turn 1 rogue's passage would clean up the game
Julian_Rogue: what's the hedron thingy nelson has?
djalternative: G did 5/6
CrossXhunteR: it was entertaining
Walla_tv: worst is strong
Dog_of_Myth: This was great
Spades_Slicc: Has Paul been at all 6?
NotCainNorAbel: the silliest one for sure
boonf: did someone say deltron 3030?
r10pez10: this was wild
Mazrae: This was a long one while the green was speedy
rogerivany: On to all the 2 colour pairs.
LowUpsideCJ: Dan The Automator hive check in
hidingbox: Now for the colour groupings
Diabore: "if they pay they get through, i dont gatekeep"
Spades_Slicc: now you gotta do all 5 color commanders
r10pez10: they've always been good james
TrueNateNemesis: next time everyone gets a meteor golem as a companion
Pharmacistjudge: as long as all players consent
InfiniTokens: "Don't try this at home, kids"
Walla_tv: that seems intentional
Ukon_Cairns: yeh, was neat to see 4 different decks that managed to avoid ulamog and "5 color" devoid
InfiniTokens: @Spades_Slicc All 5C pod? Just no Slivers.
Diabore: ulamog with annihilator 10 would be fun
micalovits: I would have gone for repeated 13 mana emrakul to steal turns and do dumb things
WhirlwindAbyss: dang, stepped away to get some supper, who won?
Darkflame0994: eldrazi are weird, they can be both colorless AND 5c in the same deck
Diabore: @WhirlwindAbyss nelly, unblockable 30/30 commander kills people
Bugberry: There's quite a bit of artifact-based removal for any permanent.
djalternative: I mean, The Omnath Bowl is a fun themed commander night
Diabore: does devoid qualify for a colourless commander night?
r10pez10: Diabore depends if you're going by identity
rogerivany: TQ has preordered stuff apparently.
Xerodin: @Julian_Rogue Warhammer 40k printing of hedron archive
r10pez10: !ck
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InfiniTokens: It helps them STAY sponsored
Marvoleath: @Diabore identity counts mana symbols, so normally it wouldnt
Diabore: but card says its colourless
Fruan: @rogerivany Oh, is Bloomburrow the set that gets TQ into Magic? That tracks.
micalovits: How many where German?
Strebenherz: Elden is valid
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Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun replay youtube vid on the way out for late joiners?
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r10pez10: !patreon
CrossXhunteR: i am excited as heck for bloomburrow
BrowneePoints: set feels like Lorwyn
r10pez10: i forget if we have a command for the subathon
r10pez10: !subathon
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r10pez10: whoops
Darleysam: can't wait to go to Bloomborough
Marvoleath: !ppr
LRRbot: The Bloomburrow PPR will be on Sunday, 21 July at 10am PDT! More info forthcoming.
Diabore: a not updated one
Diabore: a pacific is involved according to the title
Mazrae: More I watch you guys play MTG the more I want to play but I don't have the funds to do so
gualdhar: there is a credit roll
raulghoulia: Play It Forever
couchboyj: Around the Pacific?
KeytarCat: It's an extraction sim
Bugberry: I loved that GBC game. There was that weird joke dude that had unique cards.
BrowneePoints: it’s a very good fanslation
BrowneePoints: and took them a long time
Pharmacistjudge: i'm constantly judging
62MGcobra: tiles are "cards" too
Diabore: subathon!
50keyz: sabaton!
Darleysam: I am very pleased the film watch-along has returned
Marvoleath: !discord
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Marvoleath: !schedule
finestotter: Subathon Hype!!!
Mazrae: How often is Gibb going to be on the subathon
Diabore: google calendar shows everything
CrossXhunteR: that will be a "fun" time
Diabore: im excited for sleep deprived destiny with graham
Dog_of_Myth: Good job Paul
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djalternative:
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Pywodwagon: good question ben
BusTed:
CrossXhunteR:
50keyz: thanks for the stream!
KWardJenx: Thanks so much. This was a lot of fun!
Diabore: ill do both!
CaptainSpam:
TrueNateNemesis: and back to me... thanks me!
Diabore: "potentially" thats cute
BusTed: lorge
BusTed: 3745 pieces
KWardJenx: That is awesome
Mythallian: hehe shocking noone
TheMandrew: oooh, shenmue forklifting?
Juliamon: It could theoretically be Asetto Corsa
Juliamon: we know there are forklift mods, we saw them last year
CaptainSpam: Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!
BusTed: 🐾
djalternative: I was hoping for a real.... rc toy forklift
r10pez10: i'm a mod and i'm forklift certified
Strebenherz: !!!
Diabore: theres so much stuff
NotCainNorAbel: I made this box earlier
Diabore: @r10pez10 im neither of those, but i was certified at one point in time
Juliamon: right, I should update !giveaway
InfiniTokens: Can't wait!
Diabore: nap!
KWardJenx: What a great week
Dog_of_Myth: Night everyone!
50keyz: wow. amazing!
62MGcobra: uh Paul video's over.
DeM0nFiRe:
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KeytarCat: And now I am in desperate need of a nap!
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