LoadingReadyRun Sub-a-Thon 2024

Pteraspidomorphi: I'm very curious about the very long intro slot 
 Diabore: everybody for the second (hopefully) annual lrr subathon?
 Wondermoo:   
  mtvcdm: Y'all ready?
 SnackPak_: subs! subs! subs!
ihlendrax: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: an honestly acquired Bump in the Night
MungoDude: !next
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 lesbianpunkpyromancer22: oh lord
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LoadingReadyRun 2024 Sub-A-Thon Kickoff! at Mon 12:00 PM PDT (9s from now).
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, lesbianpunkpyromancer22! (Today's storm count: 4)
RoeDent89: Hello!
Noy2222: Remember to sub responsibly.
 Diabore: BRACE
 LordZarano: !next
  amative1: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LoadingReadyRun 2024 Sub-A-Thon Kickoff! at Mon 12:00 PM PDT (0s ago).
  TXC2: hello RoeDent89  welcome
 incslayer: Bracing
Metric_Furlong: @Pteraspidomorphi it starts with Adam yelling "we're here" for an hour solid 
Strawbrarian subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 117 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Strawbrarian! (Today's storm count: 5)
 beowuuf: if i'm helping with conformal coating at work, i put a small cap up high or down low to remind me which shelf in the oven has the oldest sprayed items. I've started calling it the muffin of advantage. Please send help.
TheAinMAP: 
Pteraspidomorphi: Then I'm glad I could make it
 Mazrae: I wish I had saved my prime sub for this
 incslayer: @Pteraspidomorphi @Metric_Furlong followed by an hour of wheeler saying "thank you for having me"
 hd_dabnado:   
 NonUniqueGuy: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: Heather's Secret Podcast
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr:    
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: !advice
  LRRbot: If you swing like that... you're going to hit an obstruction.
 KaleidoscopeMind: @Metric_Furlong is it repeating "we're here" multiple times, or one long "we're here"
 Mazrae: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Blame Heather.
SamsSkunkworks subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 122 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, SamsSkunkworks! (Today's storm count: 6)
 beowuuf: @amative1 
 incslayer: @KaleidoscopeMind both
 KV1NN4: gasp, don't tease secret podcast unless u mean it!
MrQBear: @KaleidoscopeMind Depends, how good is Adam's circular breathing?
 incslayer: !advice
  LRRbot: Don't go faster than a car can go.
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Possibly the worst advice imagineable.
MungoDude: ok I think the coffee's probably brewed enough - don't forget your cuppas, folks!
 PsychoI3oy: no, it's just paul saying "Hello" then goes offline
 KV1NN4: only Heather can lie in this house :x
 Mazrae: LRRbot I don't want to die with that bad advice
 NonUniqueGuy: !goodadvice
  LRRbot: On the internet???
 Myrniss: @SamsSkunkworks well hello there 👀
ArcLightningCanuck: We are here. They will be here. 
samwiser_: If we chat it, they will come.
Nigouki: o hallo
 incslayer: !chat
  LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
  TXC2: hello Nigouki  welcome
Snowcookies: !plan
  LRRbot: What are those???
 CastleOtranto: Good time of day to you, chat.
 Nigouki: !fart
  LRRbot: Big flatulence!
 Suffix: HELLO FRIENDS!
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: !listen
  LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
 Mazrae: I wonder if they just watch chat for a bit before going live
 incslayer: SUFFIX GREET!
 Suffix: Happy Sub-o-yhon.
as_ever_ellesandra: !vaselineorbarcode
  LRRbot: Barcode!
MungoDude: @CastleOtranto happy timezone to you too
  TXC2: hello CastleOtranto  and Suffix  welcome
Alahmnat subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 42 months, currently on a 16 month streak!
 Alahmnat: Ain't no party like a LRR sub party cuz a LRR sub party goes all week
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Alahmnat! (Today's storm count: 7)
JustMeJude: Hello chat! Hello mods!
 jacqui_lantern234: @Suffix HAI SUFFIX 
 hd_dabnado: !findquote sub
  LRRbot: Quote #7400: "Every minute we're not reading subs, we're leaving the generosity window open." —Ian [2020-12-19]
Flyingdelorion: hello chat, good evening from the Netherlands!
 SymphonySolstice: !butts
  TXC2: hello JustMeJude  and Flyingdelorion  welcome
 incslayer: !findquote butts
  LRRbot: Quote #3760: "I was really happy with senpai's butt parts." —Beej [2016-12-16]
Creideiki_SE: !vaselineorbarcodealloneword
  LRRbot: Barcode!
DoubleNterprises: S I G N A L
  mtvcdm: I mean I'm in the friend zone and I'm watching you
 N2Osferatu: I have achieved leftover teriyaki chicken before start wooo
 Myrniss: !findquote poison
 malfnord: This is the second weeklong marathon I've done this month. My poor laptop...
DoubleNterprises: Whoops, no that was autoplay, sorry
 Mazrae: How is everyone doing on the sub a thon beginning time
 CanPlayGames: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LoadingReadyRun 2024 Sub-A-Thon Kickoff! at Mon 12:00 PM PDT (3m ago).
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: !searchfortreasure
  LRRbot: You find: a Wandering Monster!
Therberus: 3mins ago? Sounds like someone is late
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  TXC2: Mazrae  a river is falling out of the sky here, so...... 
DoubleNterprises: @Mazrae Doing pretty good, Mazrae
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 DeM0nFiRe: @Therberus We didn't sub in time, so the subathon ended before it started  (jk)
  Sarah_Serinde: Hey chat I'm guessing they'll go back and count subs that happened right before the stream...but just in case maybe hold off until stream starts?
 iris_of_ether: I've got like 2 straight hours of meeting after lunch, but at least I get to catch the opening 
 beowuuf: @TXC2 i blame myself for deciding to leave from work 
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Therberus: @DeM0nFiRe We have to go back!
 incslayer: @TXC2 you mean a vertical sky  ?
 Mazrae: @txc2 send some of that water my way it took damn hot here
JustMeJude: That's when the pull the Uno reverse card and none of these subs count
JustMeJude: *they
  TXC2: Mazrae  would if we could
missa_hancock: I think the last LRR stream I caught live was the last subathon. only had time to watch YT for a long time now.
  mtvcdm: Hold until signal chat
Flyingdelorion: Back to the future? @DeM0nFiRe
  TXC2: incslayer  sure why not
 laikagoat: it looks like it's gonna rain for 10 days straight here, which is great since it was hovering around 100 F last week
  TXC2: hello missa_hancock  welcome
 Mazrae: It's 99 here with a high of 105
  nosole: @missa_hancock Same honestly, but happy to pop on to support the subathon
RoeDent89: Red holdingsignal standing by
 hd_dabnado: the start of the subathon will be PERFECT background noise while I prep my dnd game for tonight
  Juliamon: Weather Underground has been saying it's gonna rain here for the last week, and it hasn't
JustMeJude: Red Rover standing by
 incslayer: Red October Schanding by
 baltimore_667083: Red Delicious standing by
   LoadingReadyRun: Just getting one last thing ready and we should be online in just a few! Hold tight 
 Laurence72: Red suits only in Balatro standing by
 Astra7525: @Juliamon D'uh. It's the subterranean weather
 hd_dabnado: @Juliamon it rained where Im at without any radar stuff yesterday
 iris_of_ether: 
 ShaneLeeAtk: !picnic
  LRRbot:  THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. 
Barb4rian: *holds tighter*
 Didero: Gotta replace Beej's battteries
Splash4Mirrodin: Red Shift standing by
DaxStrife: [Holding intensifies]
RoeDent89: It tends to not rain underground, most of the time
 Myrniss: [Hold smy tights]
Pteraspidomorphi: Juliamon: Have you checked a different station? Sometimes they are broken
JustMeJude: Hold the door!
 frnknstn: Red Red Wine, standing by!
RoeDent89: Hold the phone!
 RockPusher asks for tight's consent to hold them
 laikagoat: only part of rain I don't look forward to is people forgetting how to drive even more than they normally do
 azidbern95: Red Bye Bye, standing by!
 LordZarano: Can't I hold loose instead?
Therberus: I'm guessing there's gonna be another bit-sub conversion thingy for subathon purposes right? 100
 incslayer: if i hold any tighter i might crush my own ribs
 Alahmnat: @LordZarano you hold tight, but hang loose
RoeDent89: If loose gives you their consent
 Mazrae: Red Rover red Rover, standing by
  Juliamon: Pteraspidomorphi OpenWeather also has been saying the same
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: @Alahmnat I'm hanging on, not loose.
 iris_of_ether: When it does finally rain we'll get some nice petrichor:3
Lazarus2511: red plagus standing by
 red_shoes_jeff: Red Shoes, standing by.
Snowcookies: While we are waiting, let's all say our hot takes about LRR
 Too_Many_Knives: Red Cabbage standing by
  Sarah_Serinde: A great way to find out what counts towards the subathon is to wait a few minutes for the stream to go live and for them to tell you 
 Hansk_and_Boo: Left on Red, standing by!
 RockPusher: iris_of_ether ooooo yeah! huff that wet dirt!
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: @Sarah_Serinde Why do that when I can speculate wildly, instead?
 Laurence72: The hard part is that I'm trying to save snacks for the actual event, but I'm hungry!
  Sarah_Serinde: Also for all I know, subs and bits before the stream would have to be added manually rather than automatically adding to the timer
DoubleNterprises: Red Hot Takes standing by
PhoenixMelior: Hot take: I enjoy LRR content.
northivanastan: Redd's Furniture Emporium, standing by
 CodeIndigo: Mods: cuss or bus?
ihlendrax: !secret
  LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always afraid.
 gualdhar: Why wait for the subathon to go live when we can pester the wonderful volunteer mods?
 MrQBear: @northivanastan Give me back my payment for that fake painting!
  TXC2: hello PhoenixMelior  welcome
  Juliamon: CodeIndigo Your choice
 beowuuf: @PhoenixMelior easy there, satan 
Snowcookies: Hot take: I'm excited to see more Friday Night
  Sarah_Serinde: @CodeIndigo Well this is neither DB nore a PPR, so
PhoenixMelior: Hey txc2
JustMeJude: Hot take: All of their content has value even if it's not your particular jam
 Ravynn stealthily enters
 CheshireCake: R.E.D, standing by.
 RockPusher: 
DanTheMediocre: Red un Dan't standing by
 Mazrae: Red Dirt Road, standing by!!
  TXC2: !venga
  LRRbot: To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield to the oncoming Venga Bus. 
 beowuuf: @gualdhar    
 Austere_Squire: hot take: the few times i've interacted with them directly, they've all seemed quite lovely
northivanastan: Redis, standing by
evilspoons983: oh good, I didn't miss the start despite my brain's best efforts
Earthenone: @PhoenixMelior how could you say something so controversial yet so true
  Sarah_Serinde: @gualdhar 
 incslayer: @Ravynn not stealthy enough Hey Ravynn
  Juliamon: hot take: it's too hot
Flyingdelorion: Happy Subathon everybody!
SmithKurosaki: *taps microphone*
 Ravynn: incslayer Dangit, eh well yo
Noy2222: Happy Submas!
 ExachixKitsune: Hello friends, fiends and large automobiles
DanTheMediocre: Red hot chili dinner, tasting fine
RoeDent89: It's LRR's 20th anniversary!
  TXC2: hello ExachixKitsune  welcome
avi_miller: Hey everyone!
  mowdownjoe: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LoadingReadyRun 2024 Sub-A-Thon Kickoff! at Mon 12:00 PM PDT (9m ago).
kusinohki: Meows, erm Reed alert, standing by
 Laurence72: Hot take: Please take the hot from my area, I'm tired of 90+F temps for weeks on end!
  TXC2: hello avi_miller  welcome
ihlendrax: It’s 96°F here, so I fully agree Juliamon.
Favre_the_Undead: red winter, standing by
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: @RoeDent89 On Sonic's 30th anniversary? What are the odds?
 Mazrae: @roedent89 part 2??
 Hansk_and_Boo: RedCat-basisschooltrainer, standing by!
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 Alahmnat: NIRCam, standing by
Noy2222: It's Sonic's 30th Anniversary. Do you know where your kids are?
RoeDent89: I mean, technically until their 21st anniversary
 IbunWest: 
 goldengraham13: Hit 90 here for the first time on a while, yesterday.  Was a big NO THANK YOU
 gualdhar: Mic 5 standing by
 Mazrae: Red Warrior needs food badly, standing by
  TXC2: Noy2222  I told you last night no!
DanTheMediocre: 0xff0000 - 01 standing by
 malfnord: Eric the Red, standing by
Metric_Furlong: Red Baron, standing by
ihlendrax: redrum, standing by
 zapshakur: Red Skelton, standing by
 Alahmnat: gonna be 93 today and I'm Not Here For It
stippledotter: Well read, standing by
 Mazrae: Right hand red, standing by
Lushian_Cybasi: Green Knight, Standing By
 Austere_Squire: i can only read "it's X's Yth anniversary" in beej's voice now
Favre_the_Undead: the reds, standing by
 Myrniss: Red mage, standing high
DoubleNterprises: Left on Read standing by
 gualdhar: Red right returning standing by
 Forgebold: Red-Eyes B. Dragon standing by
Riandisa: Omniscient red reader, standing by
avi_miller: I am happy I made it home in time, and also out of the 100F temperatures outside
Metric_Furlong: Red Onion, standing by
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 LordChrusher: Hello LRR and chat
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, LordChrusher! (Today's storm count: 12)
 BigDaddyBland87: Soft Red Wheat standing by
avi_miller: It is too hot
 Hansk_and_Boo: PokéMon Fire Red, standing by!
DanTheMediocre: @Austere_Squire 20 ways to Anniversary?
 TheNerdWonder: Where the red fern grows, standing by
PhoenixMelior: Im on mobile so im waiting of the chorus of lrrSIGNAL to tell me when we're live
  TXC2: we need an X ways to Yth your Anniversary
 azidbern95: Ulrich von Lichtenstein, standing by
kusinohki: Red Wings, skating by
ihlendrax: Same Phoenix.
2nd_metaman: red cabbage, standing by 🥬
 IbunWest: Reading Railroad, standing by
 KV1NN4: roja sauce standing by
Metric_Furlong: Red Letter Day, standing by
 Laurence72: Lincoln Red Imps, standing by
 Hansk_and_Boo: Redwall Secret Lair, standing by!
 ExachixKitsune:    
 SnackPak_:   
 Mazrae: Painting the roses red, standing by
 baltimore_667083: Reading Football Club, standing by
 LordZarano: @Therberus Last time it was 350+ bits to count towards the timer, so even if that was during the stream it wouldn't have counted. This time, who knows? They know! They'll tell us when they go live!
 Graham_LRR: be right with y’all, Paul is hammering out some technical gremlins
kusinohki: Red Meeple, standing on a road
 Aquarionics: Penguin reading a newspaper, standing by
  TXC2: Go Paul
 4AMDonuts: Misreading the moment, standing by?
 SnackPak_: go Paul!
 CastleOtranto: Take that, gremlins!
  Sarah_Serinde:  
Invitare: Carnelian number sleeping aside
Astramentha: get ‘em Paul
Metric_Furlong: Reading and Leeds Music Festival, standing by
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 TheNerdWonder: Red Dawn standing by
Snowcookies: Y'all choose to stand by, but I'mma choose to sit by
midnightcurryjazz: might have time to finish the new edsc then
 jacqui_lantern234: Go Paul!!! 
 incslayer: @Graham_LRR is he using a gremlin hammer?
 N2Osferatu: Kaladesh gremlins, or Twilight Zone gremlins?
 ExachixKitsune: Kaladesh strikes again
DanTheMediocre: @Graham_LRR read, received, and standing by
 incslayer: !findquote gremlins
  LRRbot: Quote #6227: "'You can only get married after midnight.' 'Otherwise you turn into gremlins.'" —Cori and Ian [2019-07-17]
 beowuuf: go go gadget hammer!
  Juliamon: Numbers are in fact different from last subathon
stippledotter: Gremlin whack a mole, standing by
Angreed66: Did the gremlins eat the first hammers?
Flyingdelorion: red Ragout bolognese standing by!
Earthenone: rise of red (descendants 4 now streaming on disney plus) standing by
 Hansk_and_Boo: Red Deck Wins, standing by
squirrelfire: Red Delicious Apple standing by
 RockPusher:  
  TXC2: Numbers will be explained IN the stream
 HiCallMeRusty: !findquote hammer
  LRRbot: Quote #4142: "I really should've checked the hammer before I licked it" —Ian [2017-04-09]
Astramentha: @incslayer well there’s yer problem
 Mazrae: Just put Ch Paul in charge and those gremlins will be the least of your worries
 Graham_LRR: They seem to have more in common with Cardassian voles, iykyk
 incslayer: @Mazrae or just get Ch Heather to take care of it
RoeDent89: @TXC2 I'm looking forward to the explanation of 42.
Metric_Furlong: Redshirts, standing by
 iris_of_ether: I have done my LRRvice and told my mom to watch the stream instead of [redacted] 
  TXC2: RoeDent89  indeed
 azidbern95: Green Sleeves, standing by
missa_hancock: @graham_lrr it’s fine, you guys just meant Alaska time, not Pacific for the start time lol. you know we’ll happily chat amoungst ourselves
 beowuuf: oh no, we won't be able to understnd one another!
PhoenixMelior: Even my cat has joined us in the waiting
kusinohki: Red fire, fire fire!
  TXC2: hello Cat
 ExachixKitsune: so.. how about that mahjong eh
 laikagoat:   
TheAinMAP: Signal
 RockPusher:   
 SnackPak_:   
 baltimore_667083:   
 hd_dabnado: @ExachixKitsune the magic words
Riandisa:   
 beowuuf:    
 BigDaddyBland87:   
  bv310:   
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 Strawbrarian:  
 azidbern95:     
 underhill33:   
 Mazrae: @incslayer, I don't doubt Heather would take care of it, but Ch Paul would make the situation worse
Earthenone: signal
MungoDude: @Graham_LRR just started season 2 of ds9 in our all-of-star-trek-rewatch, Odo was talking about Cardassian voles last night
 incslayer:   
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vinopinguino: "hey i know you're working all this over time, HERES A PIZZA PARTY"
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aClonedPickle: serge mange du treatsa pizza
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 ExachixKitsune: https://clips.twitch.tv/GiftedHotGoshawkAllenHuhu-4xDnrsYZLgA8MvqL
 RandomTrivia: BENJAMIN
  Foxmar320: oh my
  TXC2: YES BEN
3PlayerPolitics: UM
 DeM0nFiRe: lmao
Therberus: TOS?
 RockPusher: 
TheThromborax: TOS TOS
 MilkInBags: 👀
 Alahmnat: BEN
nova_plushie: ITS THE TENNISBALL VID ALL OVER AGAIN
vinopinguino: a g string
 Saintnex: BEN
 baltimore_667083: BEN
Firewhiskers: SP-LRR-ash
Earthenone: other sparticai are avalible
 Oscelot: LOL
 TheMerricat: red solo cup
 SnackPak_: maybe some eye pro
 beowuuf: oh no
 MrSarkhan: 
 NightValien28: you SHOULD wear a cup
 Splash4Mirrodin: SIR
 RealGamerCow: I was in a water balloon fight with a college baseball pitcher. Not a good idea.
 HorusFive: James Turner- learning from his past mistakes
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 raulghoulia: good lord
 CodeIndigo: James: let me solo (cup) them
  Juliamon: because chat is asking, this is a treatzza pizza https://www.dairyqueen.com/en-us/menu/m-and-m-treatzza-pizza/
 MilkInBags: some people require *two* cups
DoubleNterprises: My name is James Turner.  Welcome to Jackass
  Foxmar320: Thats just content
  Resilient Spring: it's from DQ, got a chocolate cookie crust thing, layer of ice cream, some toppings and fridge drizzle
  Rogue 7: Cheers
 jarnatan: I feel like cup is strong in the water meta
NimrodXIV: now costreaming on OF
RoeDent89: Decadent Man
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 UndeadSquirel: Can we sub for not that
TheThromborax: That was a Crapshot
vinopinguino: james should wear the borat mankini
 Brozard: Nyotaimori
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 RocknGrohlNerd: adam   LOL
 DanTheMediocre: over here we would call it a Toque, so you could wear both a cup and a toque
Therberus: It's so warm outside that James needs to get waterballonned to cool down
Lazarus2511:   
 RatherLargeToad: 
seanmrwick: ahahahahaha
 raulghoulia: this went off the rails earlier than expected
FickleMuse: 
  Foxmar320: So is Graham going to vlog this?
3PlayerPolitics: this is rapidly getting out of hand LOL
seanmrwick: which crapshot was it?
 Simonark: The James Turner’s Balloonheap Massacree is my favorite Arlo Guthrie song
 Alahmnat: so is it actually just called "Pizza Pizza" in Canada and not "Little Caesars"?
  TXC2: Decadent Ian eats of a nakid Jmaes
stippledotter: We need a Graham Removes His Glasses count
 hawktonguebaby: These moments remind me that this is not DB 😄
 ExachixKitsune: Serge makes family friendly content sometimes
 beowuuf: the earlier debate about oil versus electric train forgot that this train goes off the rails so quickly ir doens't matter 
  TXC2: *James
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WardsarTheWriter: Chatting on his phone while getting eaten off of.
ZcottD: this just gets worse and worse
 Naesiir: what else would you do when you are acting as a table??
 public_key_reveal_party: This is so unhinged already I love it
 RealGamerCow: He's got to do SOMETHING while he's laying there
 TheMinionGM: You know, that thing
 neisan2112: I always wondered what James was doing during those streams
TheThromborax: hairy sushi....
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 iris_of_ether: 
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 Astra7525: How did we got from zero to truck THIS FAST
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 ladyjessica: he’s just done
 RandomTrivia: My jaw already aches from laughing
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 TheManaLeek: This is some real deep lore being established.
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 jolly6100: what is happening???
 jarnatan: Whats the plan for the strong?
 HorusFive: LRR has an onlyfans now
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 RandomTrivia: @tsp397 I'm impressed we stayed on that long
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Desruprot: 
epsilon_vee: alol
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vinopinguino: i too dont want to work
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  TXC2: !subathon
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 KBKarma: !subathon
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JoeKim: look at all these nerds i like
Firewhiskers: @EvilBadman Consecutively or will there be time off for sleep?
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  Foxmar320: Paul!
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 Oscelot: Paul! <#
  TXC2: HELLO!
 Catcard: 
 BusTed: 
 JRandomHacker: Hello!
WardsarTheWriter: Paul cam!!
 Oscelot: 
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vinopinguino: PAUL SIGHTING
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 RandomTrivia:    
thebuzzstreams: Hour 18!
kaziel0: Hi Paul!
 RockPusher: 
3PlayerPolitics: eyyyy
 TheGeneralThomas: PAUL CAM!!!
Snouut: Hi im Adam, thanks for aving me Graham, its good to be here.
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 laikagoat:    
 roefizzlebeef: YAYYY
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FickleMuse: Yay!
  Sarah_Serinde: @Oscelot Google tells me Little Ceasar's doesn't use that in Canadian ads because of the trademark here. But also I know basically nothing about them anyway
 Carlioo: YAAAAAAAY
 shendaras: 
haberley: hellooo
Astramentha:  
 public_key_reveal_party: 
 ArrestedHouse: 
 BigDaddyBland87: Live Paul
 LilyOfTheVeil6666: Paul Cam!
RadicalAns subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 25 months!
 RadicalAns: PAUL!
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RecklawGaming: WOOO
 KV1NN4: 
thewafflesareburning: yYAAAH
 weekendjedi42: Dat beard
 RandomTrivia:    
stippledotter: HELLOOOOO
 Statist42: 
SmithKurosaki: As a heads up, LRRBot is getting slammed over on Twitch, so YT may not have (very) functional LRRBot responsiveness
  LRRbot: Collect trillions of blops!
Tremner: Ben and Serge leg show
Merc1987: Twitch feeling sad
  SLiV: Hi Paul!
SmithKurosaki: Its Paul!
ArcLightningCanuck: Hello!
 polaris415: paul cam!
seanmrwick: it's a Paaaaaul!
 baskwalla: woo
 HorusFive:   
 50keyz: 
rumplednut_skin: PAAAAAAAUUUUUUL
 Brozard:   
  TXC2: he said the thing!
 Sage0fMadness: 
 Mollylele:  ❗
WardsarTheWriter: Say the line Bart!
DoubleNterprises: 
starlitdiscord: wooo!
  Sarah_Serinde:  
Fluffy776:   
Firewhiskers: Paul sighted, throw Pokeball
 laikagoat:    
  bv310: He said the thiiiiiiiiiiing!
3PlayerPolitics: YEAHH
 TehAmelie: Paul 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
thewafflesareburning: say the line
 red_shoes_jeff: Hello! 
 MilkInBags: why is paul in a containment cell
 RockPusher:   
JAndersonCAD is gifting 20 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 121 in the channel!
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 NewtyNewts: Hell no!
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 jacqui_lantern234: HE SAID THE THING
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NimrodXIV: he did the thing!!
Scarbble: YAY!
vinopinguino: HE SAID THE LINE
 Simonark: Paul’s In Space!
 emberBecky: 
thewafflesareburning: wooooo
 LowUpsideCJ: Play the hits!
Kirby_Jerusalem: "SAY THE LINE!"
 NonUniqueGuy: He said the thing
 Astra7525: Is this... bullying?
 cle0deen: Say it like the worm from the Labrynth
 L0rdX33n: dance!
 NightValien28: YAAAAAAAAAY
 RocknGrohlNerd: 
MungoDude: so we're aiming at a total of about 7320 subs for 7320 minutes
Astramentha:     
 beowuuf:  
 accountmadeforants:  
 DigitalSeahorse:   
TheAinMAP: 
pipshardfour subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 30 months!
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 Carlioo: HE SAID THE THING IN THE WAY HE SHOULD
3PlayerPolitics: !thing
 Oscelot: @Sarah_Serinde Neat, ty!
Xafty: Paul rules
 Tandtroll_OG: Kathleen IS perfection
rumplednut_skin: DO THE ROAR
tomnar: Is this a one way mirror? XD
thewafflesareburning: HE SAID THE THING
 Twilight_Spark: 
 CodeIndigo: 
  Foxmar320: !schedule
  LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/schedule for a Google Calendar version.
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: I love it.  Paul is just the best
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stippledotter: We love a classic
 jarnatan: One day they will let Paul out of there
 Didero: Today on the Subathon: Paul says the whole 'Hello  "
seanmrwick: this will answer my question of "is this crazier than Desert Bus"? Answer: Potentially
ztghostie: enjoy more of the slow decent into insanity
  Foxmar320: Stuff!
 TehAmelie: schedule's more of a guideline
 beowuuf: pac! pac! pac! pac!
TheThromborax: WHY NOT
 Swordsman_24: Its all fun and game till we get to the fancy sushi presentation that comes to the "table" on fire.
  TXC2: !events
  LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/schedule for a Google Calendar version.
 ladyjessica: this is peak hilarity
 ClodiumSoride: I suspect running this is like doing Desert Bus on easy mode, comparatively.
WardsarTheWriter: That would be amazing content, not gonna lie.
momma_tatts: hey Cam
 RockPusher: 
midnightcurryjazz: None of the lav mics are on"?
 RocknGrohlNerd: stuff? I love stuff
  Foxmar320: We need a lore recap
 SquidVorb: Thanks for the gift sub, whoever that was
 Lord_Hosk: Its not?  *UNSUB* take a minute off
Timlin 22: Yay Paul
Study Music: He said the line!
MDR: Hey Paul
  Sarah: LRRbot's slowness on YouTube has nothing (as far as I know) to do with what happens on Twitch
Reymond Kira: Paul said the line and James will fall down a hole
Christopher Long: Hello Paul!
  Sarah: YouTube has different limits and requirements than Twitch, so the bot cannot be as fast here as it is on TWitch
SmithKurosaki: @Sarah Im just thinking because it was /already/ strugglebussing over on Twitch
 Oscelot: @ztghostie My sibling in ghosts, we're already at almost 400 storm. the descent will not be slow. XD
Tandtroll_OG subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 48 months!
 Tandtroll_OG: So much time!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Tandtroll_OG! (Today's storm count: 479)
 RockPusher waits for the Lore recap video
 KaleidoscopeMind: it's like a microcosm of desert bus
 MilkInBags: big 'parents in the van with the kids in the back' energy in this frame
TheAinMAP: I hadn't noticed they're up to Camera 7, at least.
 Sage0fMadness: @ztghostie rocket-propelled slug ride more like
epsilon_vee: just a normal james tuesday
 HorusFive: Nonono- just Ice cream, and it's Serge
seanmrwick: is this a relatively safer version than the shenanigans on Desert Bus?
 KaleidoscopeMind: "what happened on zeta?"
 beowuuf: lickapaedia
 LowUpsideCJ: Specifically during let's nope, it's important
 KBKarma: Is this the thing where people put sushi on a naked person?
 Oscelot: Oh oh oh oh dipping dots for the "rice!"
seanmrwick: @ClodiumSoride yeah for sure
 niccus: can we have a treatza pizza tontine
  TXC2: KBKarma yes
 Astra7525: Is Kathleen's mic off?
nova_plushie: 1 Treasa Pizza for everyone!
MungoDude: 
 public_key_reveal_party: I'm gonna order pizza tonight now
 DanTheMediocre: Let Serge Solo (most of) It
  mtvcdm: I mean I could find ice cream sushi if you have me time
 Oscelot: Thanks Kathleen 
 KBKarma: @TXC2 So who's gonna be the plate?
matthaus_c: off-a-chunk
  TXC2: a chunk off
 LurkerSpine: #teamJames
DoubleNterprises: YAH CHUNK
TheThromborax: Kathleen's Mic is On Fire
 RockPusher: 
  TXC2: KBKarma James
Desruprot: punch a chunk off
 RandomTrivia: Punch the Hole Thing
vinopinguino: is this PG-13
 Dalrint: The Final Chunkdown?
JoeKim: classic james
 MilkInBags: james will make up rules, as always
 Twilight_Spark: They're going to relaying punching it.
  Foxmar320: Sounds like James
TheAinMAP: 
 beowuuf: typical james
 wedge_x: punch-a-off
  Juliamon: annoyingly, treatzza pizzas were discontinued in the US. Canada wins this one.
Invitare: oh James turned into Cam
 theymerLoviatar: Scruff McGruff punched a chunk off of crime
 ClodiumSoride: Cam!
Gamers On Games: what is a subathon?
  Sarah: But it's always slower over here regardless
SmithKurosaki: Yea :)
 HorusFive: Wait- is James become Cam?
 Gascitygaming: Cam!
 Viewers_Like_You: Ah yes, famous vaguely foreign olympian Puncha Chunkov
 the_craigfm: a wild Cameron appeared!
 Tandtroll_OG: Oh look a Cameron
 mercano82: James has evolved into a Cameron
 Alahmnat: hi Cam!
 Brozard:   
oastrtoastr: She punch on my chunk til I off? Is that anything?
matthaus_c: 16x16xWho knows
Earthenone: stripping for the sushi wasent that the concept pitch  name for onlyfans?
TheThromborax: Kathleen is the only person who has ever done the sushi thing on LRR. Leaving her out is a low blow
 Tandtroll_OG:   
momma_tatts: I'm so confused . . . James sushi?
 BtEtta: Make a big hole.
 RocknGrohlNerd: get chunked (off), is this anything?
 LowUpsideCJ: I love that these reactions have been punched in on Kathleen
Firewhiskers: Is Kathleen wearing a Lava-LRR mic?
 frnknstn:    
 KBKarma: @TXC2 I was actually thinking either Serge or James. So glad I got that right (and if it was discussed by our hosts, I missed it).
 CypherRaze: A wild Cameron has appeared!
 TehAmelie: idea: for people blase about eating sushi off a naked person, introduce putting sushi on a naked person
 Brozard: YEAH!
 Alahmnat: you're in for So Much
 RockPusher:   
 BusTed: Awesome
 DanTheMediocre: good to see Cam's right half is joining too
IanAllenBird: oh hell yeah
vinopinguino: loool
stippledotter: James and Cameron can occupy tje same space because they're allies
 jarnatan: Turn based chunking, woo
 RocknGrohlNerd: and I see Cameron  Hello Cam good to see you
 LowUpsideCJ: Ducktective!
Snouut: quack quack
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 RandomTrivia: Ducktective?
 RatherLargeToad: Ducktective?
 Oscelot: Duck tales? Woo!
 jdr_42: I love Duck Detective!
 flustered_blue: oh that’s a good one
 HadesLeprechaun: fantastic short game
Earthenone: i hope she Quacks the case
Prompted_Ink subscribed at Tier 2. They've subscribed for 9 months!
  TXC2: fallout!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Prompted_Ink! (Today's storm count: 480)
 BusTed: :V
 NightValien28: the voice acting in that game is amazing
seanmrwick: at least this is better than the game "hide the Salami"
 KBKarma: Duck: the less lethal goose.
 public_key_reveal_party: Ooh
 northos: ducks can have little a salami?
stippledotter: Detectuck
 KV1NN4: Detecting Problems on Purpose?
 Naesiir: but who will be the secret salami??  
WardsarTheWriter: Ooh!
schordash:   
 malfnord: ooh, Fallout!
Prompted_Ink subscribed at Tier 2. They've subscribed for 9 months!
 TehAmelie: it's Fallout 1 modded into Fallout 2, even
  TXC2: we got to Mariposa base I think
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 Loupetron: Heather’s mic is really loud compared to everyone else. It feels like she’s in my head!
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 cle0deen: Hooray for the public domain
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 BusTed: 
RoeDent89: Let's Nope presenter loves going down the horror hole
 brieandbacon: !sir
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 Tandtroll_OG: Ben's horror hole
 BaronVonPoppinOff: Never go down the horror hole
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Boomy Toadsmasher: lmao the horror hole
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 BlueFingers5: speaking of horror hole, elden ring!
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 Oscelot: !addquote "I love going down the horror hole." - Ben Ulmer 7.15.2024
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  mtvcdm: !addquote (Ben) [now] I love going down the horror hole.
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Earthenone: a nokia
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JoeKim: nokia brick
 Zaneysed: The razor
AlsoSopranoCat: I mean, if you're looking for bad old movies The Giant  Gila Monster is pretty hilarious
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krfsm: cobraphone
 Mazrae: Nokia
TetraRay: LOL
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thebuzzstreams: it's going to be the weirdest qwrpline ever
krfsm: it has a flared base
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 hawktonguebaby: Yay, Now Kiss let's goooo
 zelukester: spin 'em right round, baby
 MaxTurkeyFlaps: @LoadingReadyRun , Heather is very loud and Cam is very quiet - if it's possible to balance that
 Mangledpixel: apparently there is a particularly sexy printer
vinopinguino: the Sidekick was the best
 SirPlumpy: Sexiest phone is for sure the Blackberry with th elil mouse ball
 RealGamerCow: football phone
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 jacqui_lantern234: rotary is the sexiest. you can spin it AND slam it
 UndeadSquirel: Isnt that just modern dating anyway
 RocknGrohlNerd: razor, and its not even close to being close
 KV1NN4: I was going to say a Nokia but I'm being lulled towards rotary...
evilspoons983: StarTAC, obviously
 RockPusher: Can't phone it in when you are in the phone…
 KV1NN4: good argument
 DoubleNterprises: It gets hot if you leave it in the car...
  TXC2: phone has that hourglass shape
tangerine_connoisseur: The samsung phones that blew up were pretty hot
nova_plushie: Cam is here!
 red_shoes_jeff: @Krektogar 
 betweenmyself: Single Handset Phones in your area are lonely.
 N2Osferatu: Excited to date Bell Systems Rented Rotary-chan
 TehAmelie: wow, remember the Nokia N-Gage. amazing they kept trying to make new phones after that
  Sarah: So it goes with a lot of modding, we multitask a lot
  Sarah: And it's all good :)
  Colin Simpson-Reilly: First rule of Wrench club is don't talk about wrench club?
Gaz-L: Now Kiss returns!?
 SmithKurosaki: 100%
  Sarah: And now we have both new mods! Yay for more helpers :)
  Colin Simpson-Reilly: But who WAS Phone
 Texan_Reverend: We are so blessed by BeejOut this time!
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 KV1NN4: @tangerine_connoisseur ahahaha XD
  TXC2: sadly not a real forklift
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krfsm: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ericofon
indigoajani: Saturday morning coffee WITHOUT SERGE?
 RandomTrivia: Absolutely hyped for that
 iris_of_ether: Hahaha
   LoadingReadyRun: @MaxTurkeyFlaps probably not, but I'll see what we can do 
 themercenary1987: !subathon
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 RatherLargeToad: to see who can actually complete a lap
DoodlestheGreat: The Staplefurher Klaus 500
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 KV1NN4: I honestly thgouht it was going to be Shenmui again
Mai_Andra: Just a series of images of fingers manipulating a rotary dial...
krfsm: actually
krfsm: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7a/Ericofon_1953.jpg
  Foxmar320: Sleeeeeeeep
cyrenman: Is the video lagging behind the audio for anyone else?
 Quaseymoto: Woo Subathon!
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: I'm always good.
 kaziel0: No rest, only content!
Snouut: bloomburrow sets looks amazing
 RandomTrivia: 
JosVanTongeren: sounds lovely the whole schedule! thanks awesome peeps
Thadrin46: Brave new faves on LRR?
 Gascitygaming: do it
 Suffix: Thanks Cameron
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 Quaseymoto: Let's gooo!
 ThorSokar: What if we're naughty?
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RoeDent89: Only if Wizards of the Coast is good
 Didero: Are you gonna eat the cards off of a naked James?
 mweepigeon: I kind of want to be bad now
 MilkInBags: #BlameJames
 Oscelot: @krfsm I'm sorry WHAT
 DoubleNterprises: Treats-a Pizza, taps for five mana
nova_plushie: EVERYONE BE BAD!
 Alness49: What... what happens to the animals if we're not good?
 SmithKurosaki: One of us. One of Us :p
Boomy Toadsmasher: bloomburrow get
 cle0deen: Hands off Mrs. Bumbleflower!
 TehAmelie: did Cameron Talented Mr Ripley James?
 RealGamerCow: No, open the packs, but don't show the cards to chat. "That's cool. Oh, look at that one! Busted!"
thebuzzstreams: just james
TheSpikeFeeders: Hm a sub-a-thon. UH, YEAH. THIS WILL BE A THING.
 LordManiMani: "Who Likes Golf" sounds like a good band name
evilspoons983: @cyrenman a/v sync looks ok to me
krfsm: @Oscelot it's an Ericophone!
 RocknGrohlNerd: and also how is james
Thisbymaster: the heat advisory has been extended through August
 incslayer: James!
 jarnatan: Okay but consider this: Subathon Road Quest
JosVanTongeren: ahhh so many lovely animals
 polaris415: jaaames
WardsarTheWriter: -Shouts- James? You there?
 RandomTrivia: He won't want to miss it - gotta strike while the iron is hot 
 IbunWest: James
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: James?
the_phantom_game_player: JAMES
Snouut: TURNER
 RockPusher: James "Known Golfer" Turner
 Gascitygaming: jaaaaames
 red_shoes_jeff: JAAAAAMES
 Catcard: (shrieking) James!
 MilkInBags: you all sound like jombies
 Oscelot: @krfsm Waaaaaaow
JosVanTongeren: James golf!
 alchemistsavant: @Alness49 They get Doom Bladed, one by one.
rumplednut_skin: JAAAAAAMES
patrick_stonecrusher: Jaaaaaaaames
TheSpikeFeeders: Jaaaames
 KV1NN4: Jaaaaames 
3PlayerPolitics: only james o nly james 9nl 6 jam es
 polaris415: jaaaames
stippledotter: They sound like goats
Snouut: james looking fresh
 ExachixKitsune: he should
indigoajani: Sometimes I feel like James is the only adult in a room full of tweens and teens who are lost in the sauce
 Gascitygaming: now yeah
TheSpikeFeeders: JAAAAMES
  Sarah_Serinde: This is gonna be a long subathon for James huh? 
 BusTed: 
 RandomTrivia: Oooooooh
 Jennie_Fuchsia: someone pls make the “James” chorus into a sound board button
 RealGamerCow: Tiger Woods eats benzos like pocky, does that count?
 Suffix: Cool!
 Oscelot: Yay @mtvcdm ! \o/
TheAinMAP: 
  Juliamon: The timing was remarkable
 Simonark: @tehamelie I hope he does the whole series. Cameron Ripley’s Game-ing Alex would rule,
 Texan_Reverend: Hi! @mtvcdm
RoeDent89: The mods are actually in the moonbase
Gaz-L: Golf-boi Turner
Ronnie Weber: #blamejames
Joshua Trytten: Eating the cards in front of us has gotta be some kind of denial-play fetish...
 RandomTrivia: 
 RandomTrivia: 
  TXC2: Gottem!
 Oscelot: Better than I would do
 ArrestedHouse: gottem
 RandomTrivia: Rekt
 beowuuf: LOL
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 Ms_LadyMix: lol
 TehAmelie: @Simonark James is still alive so i guess not
 Suffix: Wow James.
 ExachixKitsune: Lmao 10/10
 incslayer: #blameJames
 electra310: LMAO
  Pharmacistjudge: I know the feeling. I randomly was there during a PPR
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah that's definitely how that works
  Foxmar320: hahahaaa
 MaxTurkeyFlaps: Did he say MCDM?  Like Matt Colville?
knomis85: It worked on James.... BEEJ
nova_plushie: who knew james was so bad at golf
 Oscelot: rofl
 theevermist: 
WardsarTheWriter: Did James count as willing here...?
 DoubleNterprises: That's devious
 MilkInBags: no 
  Khalahd: Oh, It That Golfs
 RandomTrivia: OH NO
DoodlestheGreat: 
 beowuuf: 
 RealGamerCow: Is anyone else aware of the TikTok mini golf tournament viral videos? They rule.
 Oscelot: Oh my gods you mad genius @mtvcdm XD
Snowcookies: lmao
 Mr_Horrible: 
 Splash4Mirrodin: OH NOOOOO
 Suffix: Bravo mtvcdm
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 jacqui_lantern234: OH MY GOSH YES!!!!!!!!! 
 NewtyNewts: ohno
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 MrQBear: spiritual bad score is some bad juju
 KV1NN4: XD
 JRandomHacker: Is that a Pirate's Cove card?
 brieandbacon:  
 UndeadSquirel: Subs for strokes is a different stream site
 jarnatan: Hot potato!
 KaleidoscopeMind: nose goes?
 KBKarma: @mtvcdm Very nice.
 LordManiMani: Yep
 beowuuf: clubbing
 jacqui_lantern234: GOTTEM
  Sarah_Serinde: See now I definitely want them to sneak it back to mtv
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Now it's Graham's bad score.
 RandomTrivia: 
 Simonark: @tehamelie Apparently, instead, someone Curse of the Demon-ed James, but with golf!
seanmrwick: Nose goes
 Oscelot: Ahahaha
 DeM0nFiRe: 
  Foxmar320: welp
tergonis: smooth
  Colin Simpson-Reilly: Amazing
 Stephonee: run James!
vinopinguino: lolol
nova_plushie: G!
 baltimore_667083: GOT 'EM
 ExachixKitsune: ok that's a good game
Plasterboard: Clap
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Bearudite: oh no we can hear all the farts in that chair trying to get out now
Firewhiskers: Quick, zoom in on Graham's glasses so we can read the password
matthaus_c: YMCA
 Sibwow: the password is dickbutt right
 Saintnex: off by one? on them… wait wrong stream
 ShaneLeeAtk: dickbutts
nova_plushie: dickbutt
Metric_Furlong: Cam no
ArcLightningCanuck: Time to join the spider pile.
 BtEtta: Password, as always is dickbutt
 iris_of_ether: Oh no
 ElementalAlchemist: oh dear
 James_the_Dabbler: CAM
  TXC2: oh Cameron Honey
 BigDaddyBland87: chat, don't tell chat the password is dickbutt
 jacqui_lantern234: OH NO CAM
 virre_: Oh no Cam
 flatluigi: heather's a lot louder than everyone else
DoodlestheGreat: Oh Cam...
 KaleidoscopeMind: oh cam no
 red_shoes_jeff: CAM
 l0gin4me: Cam...
stippledotter: Cam NO
WardsarTheWriter: Did you read out the 3-digit code on the back too?
 ElementalAlchemist: a "normal" Jackbox game
  mowdownjoe: Oh Cam... Oh honey no...
 jarnatan: Paul mine!
 DanTheMediocre: six nine six nine six nine nice
marmalade_pen: oh jackbox pogchamp
ShifuDaxiongmao: congrats on getting a new credit card then
  Sarah_Serinde: @flatluigi Paul is aware but there may not be much he can do about it
j_crane330: 
$10.00 from Cobalt: "Ya'll are excellent people"
TheDihaltus: I am
Zacharie St-Pierre: im glad i tuned in now
 SmithKurosaki: WHAT? Cam! That scams people! (you)
 RealGamerCow: two factor everything!
j_crane330: 
 BlueFingers5: chat don't bruteforce the password
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midnightcurryjazz: heather is the only one with a mic?
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nova_plushie: Team Serge eats the whole thing
 KV1NN4: Heather's mic is very powerful
thebuzzstreams: getting close to 24 hours
 Mangledpixel: everyone, join the pile of spiders!
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ShifuDaxiongmao: team name: "Adam and his minions"
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  TXC2: hello insanecat6mtg welcome
  Colin Simpson-Reilly: I mean Cam once accidentally sent me his address so...
Zacharie St-Pierre: can chat be the unnamed masses
todeswillen: Spiderfrend
critiquequartz: hiiii
 Icarus865: spider pile gaming
 RandomTrivia: @Mangledpixel That's the weirdest invitation I've ever accepted
 0x6772: Ben'll love what we, Chat, are.
Invitare: @KV1NN4 Heather is very powerful
 jarnatan: Heather isn't actually mic'd, she just speaks to us telepathically, which Paul doesn't have any control over
 RocknGrohlNerd: hacker voice "I´m in"
 ExachixKitsune: The cose is Y V O F - Yankee Victor Oscar Foxtrot :: York Victory Or Forgotten?
 Dog_of_Myth: Just got off work, did I miss anything?
 RealGamerCow: Oh no, jackbox.tv is blocked by my company filter.
Last_Living_Dalia: Hi, friends!
 RealGamerCow: Good thing I admin the filter
 PhoenixMelior: I think im in? I just have a heading
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 Noy2222: This has some fun ones.
 Saintnex: chat as always, correctly depicted as an amorphous spider pile
 cle0deen: Heather speaks straight to your heart
 MilkInBags: I don't want to scare Ben
WardsarTheWriter: -goblin voice from Battle for Middle Earth- We've built the spider pit!
  nosole: Spider Friends!
 remco082000: Thanks @shendaras !
  TXC2: hello Last_Living_Dalia welcome
 TehAmelie: together, we are Spiders-Man
 flatluigi: i always wanted to be a spider in a pile
 ElementalAlchemist: That's accurate
 Sevinon: @Dog_of_Myth chaos
Microman900: accurate representation tbh
 Tandtroll_OG: Spider represent
 public_key_reveal_party: As opposed to in real life
 Viewers_Like_You: As usual
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Fenrir_Azazel: i have joined the spiders
Metric_Furlong: el spidro pile giganté
j_crane330: 
 baskwalla: Same number of legs
 red_shoes_jeff:  
the_phantom_game_player: Like normal
 NonUniqueGuy: You too can be a spider.
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 ExachixKitsune: 1
 cle0deen: And Ben's out
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 RockPusher: 
 PawssumFable: 5
 niccus: 2
 Oscelot: We totally need a pile of spiders emote
 BrowneePoints: @dog_of_myth just the preamble. subs past the cap go to a scaling party. pizza then ice cream then water balloons
 electra310: Do donos count for subathon time this year?
 HiCallMeRusty: 4
 SAJewers: that sounds like an LRL bit 
thebuzzstreams: how many on accident though?
 MilkInBags: Yvof sounds like a name made up by Adam to play an eastern european character
DoodlestheGreat: And a pile of spiders is a pretty good analog for chat.
 LordManiMani: 
 JonnyH: about 1800
 Gascitygaming: 8-10
Earthenone: 18 bars? in this economy?
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 Saintnex: also, as an arachnophobe, I’m terrified of myself lol
 RealGamerCow: 18 is like a gallon of ice cream
 SmithKurosaki: @Colin Simpson-Reilly You're cool though. That doesnt count
chifii: Oh wait, I'm live, I can actually join this game instead of watching the vod.
 LordManiMani: Contest
 Statist42: eat 18 what?
 Tandtroll_OG: @electra310 yes, a minute
Bacon_Trail: would watch a dilly bar eating competition
 EricTheOrange: I am VERY fat so like 20?
 KV1NN4: ooh i've never gotten to be a spider before
 jacqui_lantern234: i bet Jordynne could just go FERAL on 18 Dilly Bars
 TehAmelie: !uptime
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 mwlsn: Hello chat, hello LRR
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 50keyz: @Statist42 spiders
  TXC2: Statist42 
 BrowneePoints: I can eat an entire quart of ice cream in one sitting so at least a quart’s worth
the_phantom_game_player: The final should be a dilly bar eating contest
 HiCallMeRusty: I can do 1 cause that is how many dilly bars are still in my freezer
 Dog_of_Myth: @BrowneePoints Thank you
 Jillexie: 400
Invitare: is the audience just seeing a gradient at the moment, or should there be something else?
 DanTheMediocre: being my best arachno-self
 Dog_of_Myth: Let's go Team Spiders
 Mollylele: @the_phantom_game_player that sounds like a one way ticket to someone eating a wooden stick on accident
 Oscelot: @Invitare just a gradient
 MilkInBags: can you give me 5 more minutes? i need to finish an email, thank you!
 Didero: Jordynne and Adam really are the kids in the back of class 
  Sarah_Serinde: Audience doesn't see anything yet
 Brozard: I thought Ben was gonna say "Can I swap teams?"
  Sarah: jackbox.tv/#yvof to join the audience
  Sarah: Or just go to jackbox.tv and enter the code that's on the screen in the middle
biggerdoofus: Yay! participating in the audience for once
 Mollylele: move those nerds towards the ceiling
 ElementalAlchemist: good team name
 beowuuf: teams should now have appeared
todeswillen: over 400 Spider
 quasi79fu: its Lrr vs chat
 NorthstarTex: love our team name
 RocknGrohlNerd: @ElementalAlchemist yes, very
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marmalade_pen: finally i get to be a lil spider
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 public_key_reveal_party: Mom's treatza pizza
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 KaleidoscopeMind: oh i thought "honey" was "henry" and was like "what did henry do?"
gizmofreak1: go team sweaty palms
stippledotter: If our palms are sweaty, then how can we type?
 Saintnex: wait do spiders have palms?
 Gascitygaming: TQ?
thebuzzstreams: finally, we get ranked choice voting!
  Juliamon: KaleidoscopeMind clearly you've never met Sticky Henry
 Woogachaka: @Saintnex I think spiders _are_ palms
  Colin Simpson-Reilly: I feel like Pile of Spiders seems good for chat
  Colin Simpson-Reilly: I include me in this XD
 SmithKurosaki: Right?@chifii
 vegetalss4: oh right, this is live I can join it
 googoltudoris: i got confused and voted for ralph nader
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 cle0deen: Did they ever make treatza pizza with vanilla frosting?
 HorusFive: also paul
patrick_stonecrusher: 5 PS5's
 jarnatan: Wait who voiced that?
 jacqui_lantern234: 100% ADAM
Desruprot: oh no paul
  TXC2: Paul is a common name
 Laurence72: Come on and SLAM, and welcome to the RASPBERRY JAM!
  Sarah_Serinde: I feel like Paul being dead wouldn't be to Heather's benefit
the_phantom_game_player: I'll miss Paul
 Mangledpixel: sure did
  SmithKurosaki: @jarnatan Someone from VST 
 MilkInBags: the voice actor has a neuralink chip
Invitare: it's defintiely Serge
 RockPusher:  
 RatherLargeToad: I don’t see Paul Clone as an option
 PhoenixMelior: 100% heather tbh
 NewtyNewts: Dunno if it was the same voice?
 ElementalAlchemist: @SmithKurosaki (it was me)
 Wolfstrike_NL: 
 RandomTrivia: Serge wouldn't, but SNERGE might
 bjergmann101: Serge is a good 2nd
DaxStrife: Ben's the only person who's brought a knife into the streaming office!
 stevestein: Wait, who would Serge hurt?
ShifuDaxiongmao: The most likely suspect is the LRR AI. 
 MilkInBags: gg it was me, the murderer
ghost_waz: Snerge definitely might
 electra310: Paul is dead, miss him miss him
Snowcookies: look Serge
 ElementalAlchemist: @ElementalAlchemist (thanks to Noy for letting me do this <3)
matthaus_c: we know what you did to that kid's ear
 beowuuf: does paul give you a farmble item in minecraft o.0
Desruprot: Snerge definitely
 PixelArtDragon: Remember the intern!
Angreed66: Spoiler serge was one of my choices
TotallyNotaBeholder: Dr Serge and Mr Snerge
  TXC2: I would never HURT Paul
 gibbousm: I don't think Serge would intentionally murder Paul. But I can see them fumbling into it
WardsarTheWriter: Serge, please provide a list of who you would hurt, for reference.
 Saintnex: one of the Pauls killing Paul to become the prime Paul
 TehAmelie: guess they have the 1000 most common baby names or somethin
 ExachixKitsune: @SmithKurosaki : Excellent Voice Acting!
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 Its_VeeBot: ElementalCaverne
 HbombAndFriends: RIP 
Christopher Peterson: Do YouTube subs count towards subathon goals or just Twitch?
  Colin Simpson-Reilly: Just twitch
  qrpth: Only Twitch.
 SmithKurosaki: 100% Serge
 ClodiumSoride: Over 500 spiders!
petey_vonwho: Welp, Serge is guilty
 Mangledpixel: because the audience votes
 Mollylele: when the question is "who is most likely to murder" the answer is Heather
 DarkMorford: Weird, the site is telling me "Room not found"
  SmithKurosaki: @ElementalAlchemist, Oh dang, I thought it was Lao
 CaptainSpam: Some Jackbox/Jellyvision games recognize some common names.  YDKJ: The Ride did this to amusing effect.
the_phantom_game_player: Boxnard killed Paul
todeswillen: it is over 500 Spider
 KiaStirling: >:)
 beowuuf: @TXC2 ... oh yeah, i see what serge did there 
 quasi79fu: lets seee if LRR can read chats mind and can we read Lrrs
  Juliamon: Paul just has to go "hrmm" like a villager
 hd_dabnado: neat!
 KBKarma: @ElementalAlchemist @Noy2222 Good work!
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: Way to go elemental!
 Oscelot: @DarkMorford did you do o or 0?
 LordManiMani: 
 RandomTrivia: @ElementalAlchemist  
 CaptainSpam: Oh, or there's custom stuff going on.  Yay Elemental!
Ugh_Sunlight: @SmithKurosaki no I know which game lao voiced
Desruprot: a nice bright torch
 ElementalAlchemist: Honestly my voice blends in better than I thought it would
 Mollylele: @DarkMorford YVOF? I thought the O was a D at first
Fr0Dough: Jordyne is queen don’t argue with me
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 accountmadeforants: Hell yeah torchless run
  SmithKurosaki: @SmithKurosaki Yea I just remembered
 jarnatan: The Choosening
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Pteraspidomorphi: You need to find one of the top three
 cle0deen: 7
Unpronounceable: Hi all! I don't recognize some of you YouTube mods, but hello and thanks for your time!
  SLiV: Wait a second, *I'm* in chat
Zacharie St-Pierre: heather would be on purpose, but then i think alex and ian may do it accidentally on TTSF
  Sarah: We got two new YouTube mods to help us out :)
 LordManiMani: This feels more complicated than it needs to be, but I might be misunderstanding
 BrowneePoints: Aw man I gotta get in on voicing some of these sometime
 RandomTrivia: 
Angreed66: safe is one of top 3
sethgstewart: top 3
  amative1: You need to pick the tope 3
  amative1: *top
 RandomTrivia: Windmill slammed that
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 DarkMorford: @Oscelot O and 0 both do the same thing. Maybe it's because my phone's on work wifi. *shrug*
 ElementalAlchemist: 
the_phantom_game_player: Always pick Heather
 RockPusher: 
WardsarTheWriter: But they seem so chill together on Chillpoint...
Metric_Furlong: okay chat
 beowuuf: who could have foreseen that 
 Morment: James
Fantusta: "oh so it's Heather"
ecocd: Beej soooo suspect.
 KiaStirling: go spiders go!!
 Oscelot: foo. Sorry to hear it @DarkMorford
 jarnatan: Its ingenious, because now when Heather does murder Paul, nobody will suspect her!
Metric_Furlong: #BlameJames
 teddywhosabear: we're helped in that we get a live bar chart that updates on how we vote
 Saintnex: so historically, this game tends to heavily favor team chat, due to our mass of votes skewing things, but this is also all LRR so this would be interesting
Bacon_Trail: james is at 69%
Piecrust9: Clearly Ben, obviously!!
GazzyInferno: please, just one more percent
Angreed66: Chat has the most vote power
 DanTheMediocre: Adams not wrong
  Colin Simpson-Reilly: I'm Simriel on the server and twitch etc, I just gotta use my real name here
 RocknGrohlNerd: nice
the_phantom_game_player: @Bacon_Trail Nice
 RandomTrivia: 
 BusTed: And the audience is easily swayed by the room.
 vegetalss4: For this game I always wonder how the chat votes are counted
 public_key_reveal_party: It says murdered, not manslaughtered, so Ian is out
 Laurence72: Serge, Mr. Automate Minecraft murders, doesn't understand why him??
Snouut: james your watch looks lovely
 50keyz: YES!
 CrazymattCaptain: it's gotta be Paul that did it
GazzyInferno: yes, nice
 beowuuf: #blameJames
 RandomTrivia: With 69% of our votes
 HorusFive: {Serge writes "Adam" on llst}
marmalade_pen: i dont remember my third
 RocknGrohlNerd: pog chat
 NewtyNewts: I think Player votes are weighted heavier than spider votes
 eleric937: which bloomburrow frog is Serge today?
stippledotter: That's why they're most likely!
Angreed66: All chat has to do is vote for the answers we picked
Metric_Furlong: stay quiet chat
 RandomTrivia: 
WardsarTheWriter: Does Snerge count as Serge for the purposes of this?
 DanTheMediocre: I put beej
 hd_dabnado: LOL
 SnackPak_: fair
 Suffix: I think it's Matt.
Lysander_salamander: hahaha
Kingsgrave: Hi nerds! I made it!
Metric_Furlong: don't give them hints yet
 KiaStirling: keep it down chat
 LordManiMani: Actually, a LRR Murder Mystery Night (dinner optional) would rule
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 KaleidoscopeMind: i always thought "murder = intent"
 50keyz: if he accidently electricutes its ont murder
 NorthstarTex: yeah, lets not give them too much
 ExachixKitsune: ha lmao yeah good point
Pteraspidomorphi: Wellll
 Mollylele: a LRRder Mystery
 Oscelot: welcome @Kingsgrave !
  Juliamon: Once a waterbed-owner, always a waterbed-owner
 LotusEaterMtG: is a waterbed where you hide the bodies?
 Spooky_Noises: Gotta be adam... He's always on pauls case - sus
 themercenary1987: I used commodore hustle lore to make my decisiion
 sgowell: but Serge cut off someone’s ear.
 NewtyNewts: @LordManiMani LRRder mystery?
 Two_Hats: Waterbeds make the killer?
 riking27: I put Beej on my survey
 SmithKurosaki: @Unpronounceable Hello! I normally hang out in Twitch chat
octo chan: Serge is the least likely suspect
  Sarah: You should be able to change your display name on YouTube, but I don't remember exactly how
 SmithKurosaki: Which is why it's him \@octo chan
 NonUniqueGuy: I like Serge
 RandomTrivia: 
 ExachixKitsune: 
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Metric_Furlong: okay chat
 red_shoes_jeff: WHAT
 beowuuf: oooh, did not expect that
Snowcookies: "everyone likes Serge" - the room
 50keyz:  serge
Desruprot: 
Piecrust9: Adam or beej?
 BigDaddyBland87: not last!
 NorthstarTex: beej
Lysander_salamander: 
 NewtyNewts: Serge, not Snerge
 DanTheMediocre: I put beej
 cle0deen: Death by cinnamon roll
 Malkmaven1176: it's beej
 Mollylele: that's the kind of thing a murderer would say
 hawktonguebaby: Nobody doesn't like Serge
 HiCallMeRusty: 100 beej
Metric_Furlong: Beej? Beej
 vegetalss4: I also like Serge, particularly his "not a murderer"-energy
 raulghoulia: ride or die
 RocknGrohlNerd: I thought of snerge there
todeswillen: Ian
TotallyNotaBeholder: How fast can you get a tarp?
 RandomTrivia: Play to the judges!
 SquareDotCube: Got beejdropped
 SnackPak_: 
 cle0deen: Any room left in the busget
 Diabore: wow i thought it was matt
Microman900: chat is so good
 Saintnex: chat votes baby
Piecrust9: BEEJ BEEJ BEEJ
  Juliamon: Beej is Prepared.
 Mollylele:  🔪
 Brozard: I think I put Alex (sorry Alex)
 RocknGrohlNerd: EZ beej
 riking27: we're going with the Crapshots canon Beej
 beowuuf: i voted for serge
 SmithKurosaki: It's some kind of account thing
Odd Modlin: I actually get to catch LRR live? it's going to be a late night.
octo chan: @SmithKurosaki of course!
  Sarah: I changed mine a long time ago
biggerdoofus: darn. serge was my first pick
 SmithKurosaki: It's gonna be a long ~week~ @Odd Modlin
 SmithKurosaki: :p
  Rogue 7: Beej is the Wild Card
 bisaflau: tbf with Beej it probably was an accident
  TXC2: beej is the one not here, it's sus 
 KaleidoscopeMind: beej prepares
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: Adam was 4
 jarnatan: Well we just need to vote the same as we did i nthe original survey and we should win statistically most of the time
 RandomTrivia: Great work Chat
Pteraspidomorphi: Murder, not manslaughter!
 N2Osferatu: With so many more of us, if we all vote exactly how we did the first time, we basically win every time 
snowyowlly: it's alright adam, I thought you'd be 3rd
 RealGamerCow: I voted for Ian
 Oscelot: @Juliamon Keys aren't the only things in those pockets. XD
 themercenary1987: Spider Victory Screech!
  Foxmar320: 
matthaus_c: Paul did put Beej in the Meme Stream
Earthenone: thanks to beejdrops, beej is a safe bet on who did anything
 hd_dabnado: Adam, your constant heckling of Paul adds up
Desruprot: uh
 DanTheMediocre: I presumed paul got beejdropped to wrap up the CH storyline
Piecrust9: Remember we outnumber you 20 to 1
ArcLightningCanuck: We know our own minds.
 SquareDotCube: also not Graham? Where the motive would be for control of the company?
 wedge_x: Miniature World
 Gascitygaming: Adam, first alternate
 codatski: Beej would commit the murder and then return the murder weapon without a receipt
Metric_Furlong: I can't name anywhere in victoria
 Suffix: THEY DO SUCK
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 TheWooglie: let's random pick four chat
 Saintnex: hehehe
 chrono2x: As someone who was a tourist in Victoria last weekend, I have opinions
Invitare: I don't know any of these
 TheManaLeek: Bug zoo!
 MilkInBags: where is Adam's toilet
TotallyNotaBeholder: The Royal Museum sucks?
 MaxTurkeyFlaps: Where's the Botanical Gardens?
Invitare: you have a castle???
 vegetalss4: @N2Osferatu not all rounds are about selecting the top choice
 Gascitygaming: been to mini world, was sweet
skysonglark: my first thought was wheres mini world
 Noy2222: I did research for this one
 Mollylele: justice for Miniature World, justice for Bug Zoo
 NewtyNewts: I know only one of these
 Gascitygaming: buchart gardens is amazing!
 piggy_sama: I love the butterfly gardens
 Oscelot: I'm planning on going to the Empress for tea when I visit some day
 ElementalAlchemist: Buchart Gardens is *amazing*
 RealGamerCow: Which is the museum that you go into then end up on the street at the end?
 ExachixKitsune: mtvcdm : taking notes? 
 Its_VeeBot: I think these places sucking is kind of the point
  nosole: Yeah, Beacon Hill Park not being there is weird
 LordManiMani: Just means y'all don't talk up your town enough
 zerragonoss: Touristy is not a positive adjective.
 SquareDotCube: no burls in sight
 BrowneePoints: Hey! Give Noy some leeway!
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 stevestein: Where's UVic on this list?
 jarnatan: I dont believe 100% of these places are real, this feels like a fakeout
marmalade_pen: is any of these the minecraft museum?
 Suffix: Where's the running of the goats?
 LotusEaterMtG: i want NoMeansNo's old practice pad on the list
chifii: Cori was gonna be my guess for 3rd if she was on there.
RonnocLoki: I had Ian higher
octo chan: I'd vote for Ian to help hide the body, though
  Colin Simpson-Reilly: I'd Ideally not have my surname but oh well XD
chifii: Chat's gonna windmill slam the site of Moonbase III.
 PhoenixMelior: Why is Fernwood Coffee Company not on here
 KaleidoscopeMind: not any of the coffee shops from coffee with serge?
  Sarah_Serinde: I really enjoy going there for high tea
 Stephonee: Right, I was looking for the bug zoo in the list immediately lol
 RandomTrivia: This is just an episode of Showcase Showdown waiting to happen 
Bacon_Trail: system seems kinda unfair, chat will submit a majority of the answers and then gets to vote on picks
skysonglark: craigdarroch is good
 Mishapp53: The Tea at the Empress is nice
 Brozard: So you can be accountable for them, James
 Going_Medium: Ice cream?
 Loa_Ayizan: Tea at the Empress is fun
 Malkmaven1176: what the heck
  Juliamon: It doesn't say GOOD places, it says TOURISTY places.
 kaziel0: @skysonglark What is that?
 Loa_Ayizan: Ha
 ylegm: fascinatingly enough, I can't login into the audience
the_phantom_game_player: I know you keep it private but I would think the moonbase can be a good tourist attraction
 cle0deen: I plan to get coffee while I'm there
 stevestein: @Juliamon Why would a bad place be must-see?
haberley: i was looking for Princess Auto XD
 chrono2x: Beacon Hill Park was the best spot we visited on vacation
 Saintnex: @juliamon oooh, good point
 wedge_x: highly reccomend the air museum up at the airport
  nosole: @Juliamon That is a reasonable point
 BrowneePoints: they’re called tourist traps
 ExachixKitsune: that is a tourist location listing that would cause problems
 Suffix: Joe's house is grewat.
 BrowneePoints: not tourist enrichment centers
 Gascitygaming: mini world and the gardens are the best
 geckoinasuit: no swap and shop?
 Oscelot: @wedge_x *takes notes*
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  Juliamon: stevestein I live near some bad touristy places. There's reasons.
 RandomTrivia: There wasn't even "That one ice cream parlour from the stream"
 fhorrigan: lol for the second time I find out about a subathon like a day after I sub
 Mollylele: cloud of spider would not want to visit Bug Zoo perhaps, but
  Sarah: I promise you you can change your display name
octo chan: is Moonbase III the one with the construction hole? is that still there?
 SmithKurosaki: I did it so long ago that there weren't sub requirements to claim a channel name and did it that way
chifii: Delta was the one they started doing Live in. III was the two-story one.
 SmithKurosaki: Not sure iif there's another mechanism
  blackcoat: I wonder if yellowjacket is on the list
  Sarah: Here chat, for anyone who doesn't want your real name as your username, have a wikihow https://www.wikihow.com/Change-Your-Username-on-YouTube
 l0gin4me: I like the Trek names for the caves
 geckoinasuit: bc i am going to the swap shop when i go
 DanTheMediocre: I just wanna see what passes for a castle in the pacific NE
stippledotter: Cave TNG is amazing
skysonglark: @kaziel0 former lumber barons mansion turned into victorian era museum
excalgold: Cave: Lower Caverns and Cave: Strange new Tunnels are great
 Going_Medium: Butterfly gardens fun.
 Diabore: whos picking?
Invitare: is the final cave going to be "Cave: Discovery" or "Cave: 2009"?
 BusTed: Audience is just going to put names that they recongize.
 kaziel0: @skysonglark Very cool!
marmalade_pen: @DanTheMediocre same
 cle0deen: G
 MilkInBags: Adam's toilet is 5th
 BrowneePoints: we’re nerds
 emberBecky: chat has little to no context for most of these place
 ElementalAlchemist: I've been there
 Gascitygaming: been there, it's not that impressive honestly
  SmithKurosaki: Victoria has a castle too?
 Suffix: I do.
 ElementalAlchemist: It was OK
 chrono2x: I do know
 Sibwow: its a castle
  Juliamon: (my town has an Anheuser-Busch brewery, that is considered a must-see because you get free beer)
Chrysoprase: it is a castle
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Metric_Furlong: we do like castles though
todeswillen: i like Casel and Museum
  amative1: How well do you know your chat
 piggy_sama: BEN. Caigdarroch Castle is SO COOL
 Sibwow: castles rule
 NewtyNewts: For the twitch chat answers? Unlikelly.
 BrowneePoints: we’re nerds and saw castle
TotallyNotaBeholder: Adam speaks for us
 TheWooglie: I picked Castle cos castles are cool
vinopinguino: i saw castle, i clicked
 drsattler: I do! It's super cool.
 Sage0fMadness: counterpoint its a castle
 PhoenixMelior: I do love museums to be fair
 DanTheMediocre: I dont know but it's a CASTLE
Therberus: Mouth of chat is very cursed
Alma_v: castles are cool
 RealGamerCow: Like the mouth of sauron
skysonglark: victoria has at least two castles
 chrono2x: I visited it last week
virgil82: @kaziel0 Its a scottish castle that was dismantled and moved stone by stone and reassembled here in Victoria.
shabe_x_roc: YJ has to be first
 jarnatan: Castle? on that continent?
 Gascitygaming: I consent to Jordynne
 MommaGart: i think Kathleen is 100% right about YJ lol
 red_shoes_jeff: It's a castle, that's enough for me.
 ExachixKitsune: I know where it is *now*
 hd_dabnado: YJ has to be 1
 Dalrint: Are we allowed to mention castles around serge?
 fhorrigan: I chose it because it's a castle
 IanAllenBird: I don't know it but I know it's a castle and that sounds neat
 DanTheMediocre: I've been to european castles
 BlueFingers5: I picked it cause Castle sounds cool
 Suffix: Only legally distinct castles.
 SquareDotCube: Surprised Beacon Hlll didn't show up
 DanTheMediocre: what
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 LordManiMani: @juliamon 🤝
 Carlioo: oh I read that as craig da roach and thought it was a funny injoke
 Tandtroll_OG: I like castles
 Splash4Mirrodin: Castles older countries are were its out
  SmithKurosaki: Toronto has a giant house they call a castle
 patience_zero: castle ....in canada?
chifii: Yellowjacket was on the list.
  Sarah: I can confirm that's how you do it on desktop at least
  blackcoat: excellent.
Simon Pratt: As someone who's been to Victoria, I would've put the bug place on that list.
RonnocLoki: chat knows it's a castle and castles are cool
 PhoenixMelior: I knew it
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Piecrust9: Adam please explain what a castle is. R/explainitlikeimfive
 Malkmaven1176: yj was 1
momma_tatts: castles are neat
skysonglark: castle is a bit of a misnomer
 teddywhosabear: okay moonbase
evilspoons983: Craigdarroch Castle is less of a "castle" than you'd expect from the name
Metric_Furlong: so moonbase 3?
 micalovits: Chat my friend, we are all nerds
 MilkInBags: graham is judging chat
  TXC2: chat am nerds
 piggy_sama: Craigdarroch is more of a big ole house
 PhoenixMelior: Yeah metric
 NorthstarTex: moonbase 3?
 Gascitygaming: Craigdarroch is more mansion than castle
 PhoenixMelior: I love mark 3
 RandomTrivia: It's just DBFeud all over again - PLAY. TO. THE. JUDGES.
matthaus_c: we are gamers
 Saintnex: chat big nerds
 emberBecky: chat pick word they know
 ladyjessica: I know I went to YJ when I came to Victoria.
 jarnatan: Best common mine in the province
 quasi79fu: i meme?
 Lord_Hosk: Your chat would know the OLD YJ, remember they moved
 MommaGart: I'm more likely to go to Victoria for YJ than anything else at this point
CocoBojangles: Can confirm went to Victoria and made sure to stop at YJ to buy cards
thewafflesareburning: Meming nerds?
TotallyNotaBeholder: We also would love to go to Africa
 Dog_of_Myth: I would totally got to YJ
 KiaStirling: such big nerds we are
 public_key_reveal_party: It's the one we know, because you talked about it before
 as_ever_ellesandra: graham you're playing inside baseball
  Sarah_Serinde: Having been to Victoria, I also disagree with chat's choices 
 NewtyNewts: They meme?!
 Angnor33: Remember, play chat, not reality.
Metric_Furlong: we aren't nice people
 ExachixKitsune: Chat Am Smart
 DanTheMediocre: wait we werent supposed to meme?
 ElementalAlchemist: That's a Desert Bus meme!
 Malkmaven1176: moonbase
 as_ever_ellesandra: this is INSIDE BASEBALL
 RandomTrivia: Not just any country. A large country IN AFRICA
 BusTed: It is the most recognizable name on the list to a LRR fan.
 notpsion: chat? memes? unpossible
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 PhoenixMelior: Chat please what?
Desruprot: most "castles" are not castles by a lot of standards, while true ones have a wall a yard (between the wall and the keep) and a keep in the middle.
 brieandbacon: Memes? In our good Christian twitch chat?
 50keyz:  iforgot about the africa thing
  mtvcdm: Hi I'm a literal tourist and playing for the audience
Pteraspidomorphi: I don't think we can possibly fail this one
 Tandtroll_OG: Chat memes
JocelyneAnne: When I visited Victoria a couple years ago I did, in fact, visit YJ. Bought a pack of MM from Wheeler.
 RockPusher: MB Mk III had "character"
 KBKarma: I am VERY angry about that. Africa is not a country. 
 LotusEaterMtG: we're going with the subset of tourists who are IN THIS CHAT, so the answer makes sense
 scarletknight1410: lets go chat!
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Known idiot, chat.
 NorthstarTex: eyyy
 patience_zero: anything is a tourist place if tourists go there
Snowcookies: Africa is the largest country in Africa
pinetreeq: Consider: We know zero about the local area
stippledotter: Playing 4D cornhole over here
 ArkhamArchivist: it's the only things we've heard of
petey_vonwho: They took away Africa's country status?
  Rogue 7: I think I picked the castle because it's a castle
chifii: Hahahah!
  Colin: I just wanna play Highlander at YJ
octo chan: neeeerrrds!!
  Colin: We bless the rains I guess
nova_plushie: you dont know us very well G
 MilkInBags: chat is just a bunch of bootlickers 
GazzyInferno: chat is running the tables here
Barb4rian: I disagree with chat on these choices =P
 themercenary1987: Spider Legs Wiggle
 PhoenixMelior: Oh yeah its just to look. Glen seemed great
matthaus_c: people often make the pilgrimage to play YJ Mondays
 tangerine_connoisseur: We are chat we are legion
 micalovits: F
 beowuuf: but what about museum template
 NorthstarTex: wat
 quasi79fu: hhahahah
 hd_dabnado: HUH
 ElementalAlchemist: whoa
 PhoenixMelior: Amazing!
marmalade_pen: why would i want to see a hotel??
Pteraspidomorphi: Close
 terribleplan: What?
 Its_VeeBot: Off by one
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Metric_Furlong: okay chat
  Sarah_Serinde: Chat you're missing out 
 hesterbyrde: When I visit BC I'm absolutely going to YJ along with all the coffee places Serge recommends.
nova_plushie: no Princess auto
Piecrust9: We like castles
 PhoenixMelior: Museum next imo
 RealGamerCow: I voted for empress
 DanTheMediocre: castle
 cle0deen: I definitely can't stay there
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 chrono2x: The totem pole is very nice
 Gascitygaming: my fam and I had to walk almost across victoria to get to craigdarroch
 hd_dabnado: I picked empress hotel
 NorthstarTex: castle, castles are cool
 TotalHell: None of us know anything about Victoria
 beowuuf: hey serge, what building did you base the museum on?
 NonUniqueGuy: Don't lose until the next round
  amative1: You don't "lose" until the last round
 Astra7525: You only lose at the last game
 KiaStirling: this hame is rigged in favor of chat every time
matthaus_c: we don't know what we picked
 MilkInBags: i want a bouncy castle 
 TotalHell: We chose castle because it's a castle
 NewtyNewts: Final round is where elimination happens
 hawktonguebaby: I think you can't lose yet
pinetreeq: This mode of this game is massively unbalanced
 KiaStirling: we're 99% of the votes lol
  Sarah_Serinde: The Empress is an impressive fancy building and does very nice high tea. You don't have to stay there to visit it
 ExachixKitsune: beowuuf : BC Municipal buildings
vickysaurus_mystax: Victoria is on the other side of the world, I picked the two LRR things and then 'museum' and 'castle'
  TStodden: You're not dead until round 3...
biggerdoofus: to be fair, "south africa" is a country
 SmithKurosaki: Nice
 mowdownjoe: I was expecting those two to be switched.
chifii: Empress was my 3 or 4.
RonnocLoki: Does nobody watch letters live? We could be attacked by pepperoni fed seagulls?
Reymond Kira: Serge was off by 1
 CaptainSpam: The game keeps going until the final round; we're just gathering/losing torches right now.
Eklinaar: Can't believe Miniature World isn't on this list
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shabe_x_roc: Serge is right, it's heavily weighted in chat's favour
TotallyNotaBeholder: I like museums
 ElementalAlchemist: Beacon Hill Park is quite a nice park, it turns out
 Statist42: i picked the two lrr things and then stuff that sounded interesting because i had no clue what the rest is
 BrowneePoints: you can’t lose til last round
 themercenary1987: Spder Mandible clicks
 DanTheMediocre: castle or theatre
 hd_dabnado: castle easy
 50keyz: thatre
 KaleidoscopeMind: was the royal theater the place where you filmed not a drop to drink season 1?
 fhorrigan: It's the castle
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 quasi79fu: Totem sounds coool
 PhoenixMelior: Nah 4 has to be the castle
 fhorrigan: I know it
ArcLightningCanuck: Audience has a big advantage in this game.
 KiaStirling: you fools
Metric_Furlong: but theatres are fun
 beowuuf: @ExachixKitsune oh, thought it was the parliamentary building
 Mollylele: 🏰
Barb4rian: windmill slam castle
Piecrust9: Do not underestimate our ignorance of what any of this means
 PhoenixMelior: Because castles are cool
 RandomTrivia: I would absolutely visit a theatre as a tourist
 fhorrigan: We all know it
 KiaStirling: we don't know anything about victoria
MungoDude: it's the all the things museum but in real life
 MTGRanger: but castles are cool
 accountmadeforants: Parliament, lmao
 KiaStirling: we just see castle and click
 googoltudoris: they have postcards in canada?
 TotalHell: None of us have seen the posrtcards.
 micalovits: Caste is cool
 DanTheMediocre: we dont know anything about Victoria and Castle and Theatre sound nice
 LotusEaterMtG: most of us have no idea what these places are
 geckoinasuit: castles!
 50keyz: NERDS
Pteraspidomorphi: I mean I voted for this
 quasi79fu: TOTem
  mtvcdm: I didn't do the castle because coal baron.
 Saintnex: hahaha
 MilkInBags: i bet it's the totem pole
 ExachixKitsune: @ExachixKitsune : oh, yeah you might be right
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  Juliamon: Chat's like "I could just see it in Minecraft"
 PhoenixMelior: LISTEN castles are cool!
Piecrust9: CASTLE CASTLE
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matthaus_c: lol, lmao
 LotusEaterMtG: who cares about parliament buildings
Eklinaar: No one wants to go to stinky parliament
 RealGamerCow: we hate government
 TheWooglie: I picked Castle cos castles are cool
 Diabore: its a parliament building!
thewafflesareburning: f
thebuzzstreams: Totem for sure
stippledotter: I'd've gone there
 TotalHell: I can't overstate how little we know about Victoria.
HubbeKing: you must remember: chat doesn't know anything about anything 
 Laurence72: Isn't that the goal, to kill you (in game) JJames?
 Diabore: why would i go visit that?
  nosole: Parliament isn't as cool, lets be real
 RandomTrivia: Neat
 DanTheMediocre: no that's why we're gonna see it
 SmithKurosaki: @Reymond Kira Classic Serge
biggerdoofus: huh. I actually went with the theatre for my non-meme pick because it seemed still lrr relevant
chifii: Of course we're gonna pick the castle!
 ExachixKitsune: @ExachixKitsune : But it's a BC building for sure, let me go check
 Suffix: It's NOT a great castle.
 KaleidoscopeMind: remember, lrr is mostly americans. there are no castles here
 TheWooglie: all we know about Victoria is from your content so you are to blame
  TXC2: chat cares not for local government
 UndeadSquirel: As a Scottish national Castles are indeed very cool
 KBKarma: Eh, never heard of it.
 Viewers_Like_You: I bet the Parliament building doesn't even have that many owls
todeswillen: thats why i pickt the Casel
 micalovits: I did put the totem pole as nr 4
 jarnatan: We just need to vote for what we voted for, because we are guessing what we voted for
thewafflesareburning: Castle or government? Easy choice
 vegetalss4: I didn't even know you had a castle, and that still sounds worth seeing
 l0gin4me: Other than YJ and moonbase, I was judging soley off names. Castle and Museum are tourist things
 RocknGrohlNerd: what-lament?
 atinyspacemarine: I went off of vibes and parliament buildings aren't hitting
 LordManiMani: Adam knows Chat the best because he hates Chat the most 
 ElementalAlchemist: Graham called it
 Gascitygaming: https://thecastle.ca/
 Diabore: GRAHAM VINDICATED
 MTGRanger: we told you!
  nosole: GG Adam & Graham
 MommaGart: beeg cassle
 RandomTrivia:    
 NoxStryx: The only totem pole that is free standing
 teddywhosabear: look next year I'm thinking of doing the canadian from toronto to vancouver, and then making a day or two over to victoria, and this is being used as my tourism guide
 MilkInBags: we're elden ring players, love castles
evilspoons983: Craigdarroch Castle is like a big weird victorian mansion
 TheMerricat: Turns out LRR really doens't know their audience. 
 Foolinc: You all really overthought that one.
 quasi79fu: how rude lol
 38Hypnodisc: it is three normal totem poles in a trenchcoat
 beowuuf: being scottish, the castle should have been my pick
 wedge_x: can't believe the two-story Shoppers wasn't on there, eh
 themercenary1987: Spider Victory Screech! EEEEEEE
 Dog_of_Myth: Fair
 Mishapp53: there are so many cool things in victoria
 MTGRanger: We see LRR and a castle!
thewafflesareburning: Ben's right but
 Lord_Hosk: The free standing totem pole is estimated to be 5-6 feet shorter than when it was originally measured.
 DanTheMediocre: @Gascitygaming That''s not a castle! 
 PhoenixMelior: My #1 and 2 werent on the list at all!
 NonUniqueGuy: I mean, we have like 1 minute to decide.
 Mollylele: justice for Bulk Barn
SoaringDragon42: We're only coming to Victoria to see you guys, soooo
TotallyNotaBeholder: How is the Royal Museum bad?
 Saintnex: I mean true but also rude
 MommaGart: I'm going to play Canlander and see castle i like my vacation
  nosole: Honestly, the stuff I visited when I was in Victoria forever ago wasn't on the list Ben 
 Oscelot: This is why we ask you goobers where to go when people come visit lol
 KiaStirling: you see we're mostly from the US and our castles suck
  Pharmacistjudge: I’m glad I went to almost none of these when I visited
 HorusFive: Of course we didn't research this- we literally just found out it was happening
SnowBuddy18: @evilspoons983 that doesn't sound bad
 Gascitygaming: It's not a castle, it's a mansion
 Sage0fMadness: oh lol its a big house
 UndeadSquirel: we're blazing here chat
InvadedOath: doesn’t the castle feature in a GVlog?
stippledotter: Us with all our research time in this game, yes
nova_plushie: of corse its boing to you. you live there
 RandomTrivia: Oh goodness
  Rogue 7: Castles are cool
chifii: Get Wreck'd, Serge!
 LotusEaterMtG: i'd like to see 548 spiders carrying 6 torches
Desruprot: best worst
 RocknGrohlNerd: jokes on me, all my vacations suck
 jarnatan: The voice match is so good
tomorrowboy: Victoria parliament does have the rad monument to the Canadians who volunteered to be in the Mackenzie-Papineau Battalion and fought against the fascists in the Spanish Civl War.
 LotusEaterMtG: i bet they could manage it
 malfnord: Cybertruck
 geckoinasuit: i am going to YJ, going to the park, and then going to the swap shop
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JinaMahavira: cybertruck
  TXC2: a ford pinto ?
 Laurence72: Desert Space Shuttle?
 RandomTrivia: BAHBAHAHAHA
 SquareDotCube: So what you're saying is that we should go up to Nanaimo and eat their bars instead
 RealGamerCow: seriously good voiceover
 RandomTrivia: Noy you absolute champion
  Sarah_Serinde: To be fair, the audience also gets to see how everyone is voting when you're trying to guess what number something is ranked at. So that's a big advantage when you can see one option getting way more votes than anything else
8000power: @SquareDotCube Yes
 38Hypnodisc: Decepticon?
 MilkInBags: Serge, we don't think
 Malkmaven1176: hmm...
 quasi79fu: i think?
 ExachixKitsune: Not even we want to do that
Sliverfoul: desert saab
 Saintnex: think?
matthaus_c: we operate on instinct, and horny
DaxStrife: Modless Skyrim.
Mister_BlueSky: Vengabus
 NoxStryx: How did they get the custom question reads?
 hd_dabnado: shopping cart EZ
 omdorastrix: gatcha fps
 PhoenixMelior: I am a simple woman. I see llama, i click.
 brieandbacon: No thoughts
 quasi79fu: i have a brain?
 DeathWarrior555: there sure are some choices here
 micalovits: !chat
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Piecrust9: The bus but upside down
 Dog_of_Myth: !venga
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Metric_Furlong: stay quiet chat
excalgold: even i dont want to think like chat and i'm part of it
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Lysander_salamander: Is it still in First-Person POV?
 BrowneePoints: I mean someone made desert bus in vr
  TXC2: it's my Job to think like chat, and I STRONGLY recomend against it 
 red_shoes_jeff: Meanwhile, in the Desert Sunfire...
 NorthstarTex: !findquote bus
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 RealGamerCow: I want to see Serge push James in a shopping cart while they drink coffee
 38Hypnodisc: Desert Moose
 BrowneePoints: and my spine shuddered
 KBKarma: I thought like me. I may be part of the gestalt hivemind.
Desruprot: trains tend to go forever, might be good choice
 EricTheOrange: Heather you've had to think like Ian before.  we are not as bad as Ian.
 riking27: No we dont'
 Its_VeeBot: No we don't
  Rogue 7: Very disappointed "monorail" isn't an opition
Angryoptimist: Harsh, but fair, Heather
RaklarLS: not this part
 emberBecky: no we don't
 Brozard: You get to see until you vote
Earthenone: no we dont
 cobalturge: Do we have a link to join ?
 flatluigi: *after* we vote
 Lichenbeard: no we dont
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah not during this segment but during the next one
todeswillen: no we du not
 hd_dabnado: we dont?
Piecrust9: No we dont
 vegetalss4: only when picking doors
 BusTed: We only see what we voted individually.
 Its_VeeBot: We see how we vote DURING THE DOORS
 LotusEaterMtG: conveyer belt might be best in Denver, not desert
  nosole: Not this part, when we pick what we say
stippledotter: If you drive into a bus stop, I hear you can glitch through Arizona
RaklarLS: only when we need to vote for the answer
Metric_Furlong: no, we get to see how we're voting when we pick the door
 BigDaddyBland87: NO...when we guess
 teddywhosabear: when we're picking, we can see what the audience is voting
 KiaStirling: we do when picking at the end yes
Earthenone: we get to see how we are voting in opening doors
  Sarah_Serinde: So it's not guaranteed but it still helps
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh this ended too soon
 Mangledpixel: only when we're doing the door choice
 jarnatan: We only get to see it when choosing doors
 riking27: We see how we're voting when choosing a door
 gibbousm: yours are weighted differently
Desruprot: extra spicy
Mewr11: no we don't; we get to see what other audience memeber are guessing
 hawktonguebaby: I'll be honest, I picked slightly randomly. Those were all pretty close for me
the_phantom_game_player: Desert bike
 NewtyNewts: Only mid-vote for picking the door we go for
 Viewers_Like_You: We get to see when guessing (like how you can talk in the room)
 DanTheMediocre: we dont, only when we're picking in the next bit
 KiaStirling: we see ow we're voting for torches
Piecrust9: We get to see what our voting % is during the actual round
 ExachixKitsune: @ExachixKitsune : it was the "Legislative Assembly of British Columbia" that the Museum was based on
marmalade_pen: i cant think backwards
 pleonasticTautology: ,
 Noy2222: Gamejammers - take note.
 PhoenixMelior: okay chat, whats the bottom?
 Oscelot: Yeah, it acts as an analogue for how you guys get to verbally talk to each other to make your choices for doors
enbyKriss: Happy subathon everyone!  
cyrenman: It's still unfair because chat has numbers *and* is guessing their own votes
 Abavus: Another time to remember that these are chat answer LuL
 SquareDotCube: Desert Train - Somehow still drifts to the left
 ClodiumSoride: One time we did the entire last round in order. It was amazing.
 beowuuf: @ExachixKitsune ah, cheers!  
 Scarletdemon_1: I always remember the singer of Puddle of Mud got arrested mulitple times for riding the airport conveyer
 DanTheMediocre: wont take long, you only have 1 torch
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matthaus_c: death's door!
Piecrust9: It takes the longest if yall dont scrub out immediately 😜
octo chan: airport conveyor belt actually made me laugh
chifii: We get to see the voting during the voting phase.
chifii: Of course they can't read this.
 jarnatan: gg good looking
 RocknGrohlNerd: bu , ma torches
 MilkInBags: gg shake my torch
 incredulouspasserby: during the doors still seems pretty broken, given we're 99% of the vote. Probably shouldn't have that info and have to guess what each other voted too
 50keyz: i like our odds, chat
 PhoenixMelior: I think pogo or unicycle
 Mollylele: I can't believe you perverts
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 tobcus3114: good evening folks
 LordManiMani: I think the murder question would be a better final round q. This is so open ended
 NewtyNewts: Nah, unicycle is higher
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 NorthstarTex: sled for 8?
Chrysoprase: SLed no wheels
 ExachixKitsune: the phrase "Best Worst Gaming Experience" is strong
 PhoenixMelior: I voted for sled tbh
MungoDude: I like the totally unambiguous wording of the question
 LotusEaterMtG: if anyone knows much about Penn & Teller, Desert Parsley Garnish could have been an option
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Pteraspidomorphi: I think people are voting for a good experience not a bad one
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 ArkhamArchivist: You are already caught in our web
 BusTed: the lowest best worst?
SoaringDragon42: sled is 8
Pteraspidomorphi: Huh
 DanTheMediocre: the least voted worst
Lysander_salamander: wow
Desruprot: 
pinetreeq: This is the only round where chart doesn't have a massive advantage
marmalade_pen: dman yall smart
Piecrust9: What did literally no one vote for?
 Fanklok: Scorpions are arachnids Graham you didn't have to specify spider
mjiig: Is it possible for chat to lose from here?
 Mollylele: "best worst" is a confusing prompt for a ranking
nova_plushie: Adams just salty
matthaus_c: Serge is right
 38Hypnodisc: Romina: Centittipede
 micalovits: Sled is the boring answer
the_phantom_game_player: nice
 jarnatan: Sled is boring
 beowuuf: sled boring
 NewtyNewts: Best Worst = Most fun while awful
SoaringDragon42: sled is sooo boring
 Diabore: llama is so good
 vegetalss4: Serge is appearently the chat whisperer
 Sorator13: There are no other things with no wheels on this list
 Brozard: Oh, did I vote in reverse?
 PhoenixMelior: Llamas are amazing
todeswillen: i put Sled First
AlsoSopranoCat: sledding is just fun
 mweepigeon: it's best worst though
the_phantom_game_player: I love lamp
ihlendrax: Llama was my #1
 NorthstarTex: sled is boring that and also not miserable
 Sorator13: Llamas have wheels
GazzyInferno: it's best worst, not worst best
  nosole: Llama sucking so bad would be in the spirit of Desert Bus though
 Scarletdemon_1: desert Segway for hope
 Tandtroll_OG: Llama great
  amative1: "it sucks so bad" that's the point?
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 DanTheMediocre: you would need to regularly prod the llama to continue
 50keyz: oh man
 Diabore: so we 100% vote llama right 
 Sorator13: Pogo sticks also have ball bearings probably, which are basically wheels
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 jedi_master_zll: I thought the question was the "best worst".
 PawssumFable: All llamas are stubborn
 beowuuf: DB is supposed to be miserable
 RandomTrivia: Let's do this chat!
todeswillen: Pik Pogosik
 RocknGrohlNerd: POS sticks
 50keyz: collective unconcious FTW
 PhoenixMelior: This one is tricky
 chrono2x: I have no idea
 MilkInBags: we will show mercy
 jarnatan: Go for the throat
 ExachixKitsune: to be fair we have a 5/6 chance to mess up
Angreed66: kill shot time
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 KBKarma: Chat seems to win this game a lot.
 NorthstarTex: finish them?
marmalade_pen: chat yall are voting for my number 1
 theevermist: am throwing
 red_shoes_jeff: Take the shot.
 KiaStirling: there is no mercy in jackbox sorry
 PawssumFable: My fam had sheep and considered llamas for protecting them, but they're too ornery lol
 SmithKurosaki: Yea, I dont think they've got a chat monitor going for YT :p
 SmithKurosaki: Secret tech for talking about games without them seeing
chifii: We're looking for something that controls really badly.
Angryoptimist: Llamas are cute, but irrascible
biggerdoofus: I just felt pogo stick being bouncy would be too dynamic
 SmithKurosaki: Clesrly the cart
 UndeadSquirel: All Hail We Legion
pinetreeq: 100% conveyier belt, no control at all
 LowUpsideCJ: That's the theme of a subathon
 Zaghrog: The game pretty heavily favors chat
 Saintnex: I’m wondering if chat voted in reverse because as I understand the question, 8th is the best of the lot?
 PawssumFable: Literally why we didn't get any
 eshplode: @marmalade_pen Same!
 DanTheMediocre: we're trying, but divided
 ElementalAlchemist: oh wow
  Foxmar320: Hive butt!
ihlendrax: The conveyor belt would be so fun!
SohNata: I kind of feel the large audience size means becuase it gets the most votes initially it sort of means chat already has the answers sort of....
 PhoenixMelior: That was my number 1 also lol
AlsoSopranoCat: Mine too
Piecrust9: Oooh my
 Sorator13: oh yeah, I rated conveyor belt highly
 LotusEaterMtG: conveyer belt is so good, IMO
 MilkInBags: oh no we suck
Pteraspidomorphi: Close
  nosole: Yeah, this one was super high on my list too
 Malkmaven1176: darn, we missed
 geckoinasuit: it was my number one as well
 fhorrigan: I didn't even get to vote
pinetreeq: but you have no control!?
 BrowneePoints: llamas are angry stinky notsolittle shitheads
nova_plushie: LRR 24HR validation stream
 emberBecky: but how do you control a conveyor belt
 RealGamerCow: Just one LONG conveyer belt from tuscon to vegas
 RealGamerCow: like the Line
 jarnatan: I mean airport conveyor belt is basically the normal version of desert bus
 ExachixKitsune: @emberBecky : badly
 accountmadeforants: Conveyor wasn't even on my picks
 Diabore: how did they get an actual photo of adam in the game?
 Jadenim: yeah, conveyor is no1
Metric_Furlong: to be fair, if they get this right we still win on torches
 riking27: Hamster balls are too easy to control
 Blip2004: lol I guessed right but I didn't even rank them
 BlueFingers5: Shopping cart with the bad wheel
 ExachixKitsune: anyway I know what this year's game jam game is for me then
 RandomTrivia: You're looking for the "Least Best Worst gaming experience"
 zerragonoss: Chat has a very near deterministic win if they all just vote the same way they ranked things.
 hd_dabnado: shopping cart was my #1
 ExachixKitsune: Desert Conveyor Belt
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 spaigefault: pogo stick is too entertaining-sounding to be low
 MilkInBags: mixed
 DanTheMediocre: pogo stick and conveyor were low for me
  SmithKurosaki: @ExachixKitsune Oh... Oh NO
 emberBecky: office chair was my #1
  SLiV: I picked Sled and Hamsterball as the worst worst because they are too obviously game-y
chifii: Shopping Cart replicates the experience of the bus leaning to the left.
 SmithKurosaki: pfft
RonnocLoki: I mean per the prompt I was going for the best *worst* travel experience
chifii: Unicycle was my #1.
stippledotter: You just have to sit there and watch the conveyor belt
 ElementalAlchemist: hmm
 LotusEaterMtG: office chair also good
 MilkInBags: 
 kajinotora: thanks @red_shoes_jeff  for the sub
 PhoenixMelior: Office chair, its boring
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: I think the "best worst" wording was a bit confusiing in this one
AquariumPrime: pogo?
 emberBecky: shopping cart is closely I bet
  Foxmar320: Office Chair is to fun
 NewtyNewts: Pogger stick?
 SquareDotCube: now pogo
 ElementalAlchemist: office chair == wheeeeeeeeeeee
  SmithKurosaki: Hamsterball?
 ExachixKitsune: @ExachixKitsune : it's that or I make "Desert Stubborn Llama" but that actually feels good
 ClodiumSoride: I wish the audience-player UI didn't show the percentages until after I voted.
 Jadenim: or hamster
 Blip2004: Vorb it up
 Mollylele: we're trying to choose one better than unicycle
 DanTheMediocre: hamster ball is 1
 NorthstarTex: pogo was high for me but honestly, worth a shot
 BtEtta: Giant Hamsterball is just a Super Monkey Ball game.
  nosole: Office Chair is in the spirit of being stuck behind something for 8 hours
 accountmadeforants: Hamserball was also my number 1
 chrono2x: Hamster ball was my #1
 jarnatan: Hamsterball is my #1
 Abavus: Hamster ball is way too good to be in a worst game
 red_shoes_jeff: @kajinotora 
 NewtyNewts: Hamsterball is tops
evilspoons983: I think people are forgetting how office chair wheels will instantly get stuck on any grit on a desert road
 ElementalAlchemist: whoa
 38Hypnodisc: Honestly Desert Balls
Ugh_Sunlight: wait what am I going through?
 patience_zero: hamsterball is my top
 Sorator13: tbh I really don't remember what order I ranked my five in, though I think I remember what my five *were*
  SmithKurosaki: @ExachixKitsune LOL
WardsarTheWriter: We're throwing here, guys...
 Tandtroll_OG: I would watch hamster ball for hope so hard
 LotusEaterMtG: i don't get the draw for stubborn llama.
 fhorrigan: I KNEW IT
Piecrust9: You asked us to throw
  nosole: I knew it!
 PhoenixMelior: Oh wow
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 underhill33: I was right
 Sevinon: I think a lot of people ranked opposite each other in interpreting the question
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aClonedPickle: not enough thps4 enjoyers imo
chifii: The prompt we were asked vs the one on the screen are different enough to throw people off.
octo chan: I would play Desert Hamsterball
LathosTiran: shopping cart would be belivable because it "teaches you a job skill"
 DanTheMediocre: wow I had shopping cart high
 HavenDragon: i voted shopping cart!!!
todeswillen: is it now the Stick?
 emberBecky: oh shopping cart should be higher, cmon chat 
 Malkmaven1176: are we throwing?
stippledotter: Ah yes, viewing experience vs gaming experience
 Ard_Rhys: chat throwing for content
 Jadenim: cart was #2!
 PhoenixMelior: Pogo stick now imo
 LotusEaterMtG: but shopping carts ALWAYS HAVE A BAD, DRIFTING WHEEL
ArcLightningCanuck: Pogo Stick for Hope would be hilarious.
 TehAmelie: riding a shopping cart for 8 hours would be a great game
  SmithKurosaki: Hamsterball chat
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 Sorator13: Well, at least we're all bad at this together
Desruprot: well Llama or Ball
 Mollylele: y'all are forgetting the assignment
 accountmadeforants: Conveyor
  amative1: just gotta keep throwing
  Juliamon: We've all really goozled ourselves here
 NorthstarTex: now pogo stick for realsies
 Scarletdemon_1: LRR office chair derby would be hilarious
 DanTheMediocre: yeah well we have one torch for every guess remaining
 TheMerricat: Chat... 5 doors, 4 torches. All we need is one win. 
  Foxmar320: lol
 DanTheMediocre: so we lose every guess and stilll win
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 Saintnex: lol
 Astra7525: I think I misunderstood the question. I thought my number 1 was supposed to be the worst experience as DB is supposed to be terrible to play
 PhoenixMelior: WHAT
 Abavus: ???
 Diabore: chat its not pogo
 ElementalAlchemist: hmmm
ihlendrax: What?
marmalade_pen: pogo stick double or nothing
 TheMerricat: @Astra7525 Same
 ExachixKitsune: I am loving this
  TXC2: am chat throwing on purpose ?
 50keyz: pogo is too funny
 LotusEaterMtG: come on pogo stick is good
 RandomTrivia: Chat, a pogo stick would make an EXCELLENT bad gaming experience
Barb4rian: I think Ben is spot on there
 PhoenixMelior: We must be txc2
 quasi79fu: we are throwing for content
 Sevinon: @Astra7525 Pretty sure that was how it was worded
Pteraspidomorphi: I think the round ended so quickly many of us didn't get to submit answers  But we're voting now
SnowBuddy18: @Astra7525 but also it can't be too bad, it still has to be playable for DB
 DanTheMediocre: belt
 jarnatan: Game of Throws
 DeathWarrior555: Llama
 DanTheMediocre: it's belt
 Saintnex: yea, I think chats gotten a bit confused by the question lol
 riking27: Belt next i think
Lysander_salamander: duck
Barb4rian: I picked what would be the "worst" experience as my top #'s
 beowuuf: @Astra7525 i think it still must be fun to watch just hellish to play
 NorthstarTex: belt or ball for me
 vegetalss4: What percentage of chat is trying to throw?
 DanTheMediocre: belt
 geckoinasuit: i definitely misunderstood the question
hriior_cthulhu: llama #1
 LotusEaterMtG: i bet it's belt because that has a big split
LathosTiran: duck
  Sarah_Serinde: I interpreted "best worst" as the bad thing that would be most entertaining to watch, personally
todeswillen: Ball
 as_ever_ellesandra: Not to say - this sucks - but, this question is too openly worded and all vibes based
 Its_VeeBot: Llama, Llama, Llama, Llama, Llameleon
 BusTed: It really whips the llama's ass.
pinetreeq: I feel *so* strongly about conveyer belt
 50keyz: yeah conveyor belt
 RocknGrohlNerd: llama is too good
 fhorrigan: Office Chair is number one
pinetreeq: You have no control at all
 Mangledpixel: tablet brick potato llama
 NewtyNewts: llama llama duck
marmalade_pen: you know for 5 i have a good feeling about pogo stick
 accountmadeforants: Conveyor for sure
 geckoinasuit: conveyor belt number 1 for me
Lysander_salamander: yay
 RandomTrivia: Oof, well picked
 ExachixKitsune: \o/
 Lichenbeard: what
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 PhoenixMelior: Hmm. Pogo now?
 LotusEaterMtG: conveyer belt: you get it or you don't
 Mollylele: put the couches on the belt too pls
 ElementalAlchemist: 🎉
 hd_dabnado: pogo stick again 
 SmithKurosaki: I think there might be someone home
 mowdownjoe: it's time for Johnny's shift!
M0nt3zuma: James condemned himself when he taunted chat.
William Mayberry: Desert Hamsterball is just Super Monkey Ball on a slightly tilted surface for 8 hours, no drops no skips, no extra speed.
Merc1987: Wait, is hamsterball not popular?
Piecrust9: We were so close to chosing that last time
 Dog_of_Myth: chair
 HorusFive: That kid's back on the conveyor belt
 NorthstarTex: chair
 KaleidoscopeMind: "best worst" can be interpreted many ways
matthaus_c: pogo stick ride or die
 kaziel0: Going Llama until it's no longer an option.
  Sarah_Serinde: I thought conveyor belt fit the DB vibes pretty well honestly
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 MommaGart: put it all on pogo stick chat
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 CommiePuddin: We have no idea
 ExachixKitsune: it's going to make an easy game jam game yes
  Foxmar320: LOL
 accountmadeforants: Chair chair chair
 RandomTrivia: CHAT. Stop guessing Pogo
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 EricTheOrange: just keep guessing pogo stick, it'll be right eventually
  nosole: Heathers right though
 LotusEaterMtG: i bet llama has a split too. i think it's llama here
  Sarah_Serinde: You just stand there and go in one direction
 Jadenim: that’s why it’s the worst
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 DanTheMediocre: what flaps?
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 NonUniqueGuy: What flaps?
 HorusFive: I remember that sketch
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 brieandbacon: Flaps are always funny
 PhoenixMelior: @randomtrivia you cant tell me what to do !
 chrono2x: Have to tilt to choose the right belt
Pteraspidomorphi: It was the pogo!
 LotusEaterMtG: office chair racing is a thing
 fhorrigan: Office Chair is number 1
 thyeggman: WE'RE THROWING
 hd_dabnado: bet it was pogo
 RealGamerCow: I totally thought it was moving sidewalk
 nappitatti: pogoers
 TehAmelie: would the pogo stick simulator need you to control the bounce for every step, or would it be 8 hours of boredom? both options seem uninspiring
 LotusEaterMtG: i'm on llama here
 jarnatan: Poggers
todeswillen: W are lousing so many Torches
 38Hypnodisc: please dear god don't let us throw this
 emberBecky: shopping cart is best bus analogue because sideways drift
 PhoenixMelior: Pogo gamers
Desruprot: pogogerrs
 EricTheOrange: @RandomTrivia Never
 PhoenixMelior: I BET ITS POGO
 Alahmnat: I'm with Paul here
  nosole: Pogo
 NorthstarTex: pogo?
 Sorator13: Llama is definitely 1 or 2
Piecrust9: Pogo
 geckoinasuit: hamster ball for 4th
 Diabore: fine ill guess pogo
Lysander_salamander: will there be like, automated stamps and bottle-topper machinery to dodge as you ride the conveyor belt?
 50keyz: poooooogooooo
 quasi79fu: Pogo for LIfeee
 theevermist: pogo forever
 BrowneePoints: Ben knows us too well
 finestotter: Stubborn Llama is basically the same as desert bus
 DanTheMediocre: pogo or nogo
the_phantom_game_player: pogo
marmalade_pen: pogos for the big bucks
 EricTheOrange: (chants) pogo, pogo, pogo
 TheManaLeek: Stubborn Llama for 2 because adjectives are funny
 its_safety_third: I gotta go with po
hriior_cthulhu: pogo
Fantusta: Guess for game?
evilspoons983: chat just keeps guessing pogo stick for every damn round
 IbunWest: I feel like Hamsterball would be the most fun so I am surprised it wsan't #8
ohgeezitsbrad subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 62 months, currently on a 28 month streak!
 ohgeezitsbrad: Be sure to stay hydrated!
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 LotusEaterMtG: Desert PPR!
 PhoenixMelior: SEE!
Chesul: G, if you're getting specific enough that the moving sidewalks aren't conveyor belts, the things your luggage goes along also have other names.
enbyKriss: YES
 jarnatan: The P in PPR is for Pogo
elias2718: EZ
 RandomTrivia: 
 Its_VeeBot: RELEASE the spiders!
 Sage0fMadness: 3rd time is the carm
 Oscelot: Spider winnnnn!
 fhorrigan: Office Chair is number 1. Frank is right, count on it
marmalade_pen: i'm trying my best graham im just bad
 ElementalAlchemist: That was a really good go
  SmithKurosaki: 
 bjergmann101: For the spiders
 fhorrigan: damn it
  TXC2: chat wins...but at what cost?
Fluffy776: How dare you question chat
Pteraspidomorphi: Not my number two
Ryenji: chat is easily amused by office chairs
Angreed66: driver chair
Piecrust9: Chat undefeated in poll mine!!
Cunobelenos:  
 Abavus: That is not how I read that question
  Pharmacistjudge: office chair races are awesome
WardsarTheWriter: Good job, chat!
 riking27: Office chairs are hell to control
chifii: Hampster ball would make a great DB, which is why it's not 4th.
chifii: !!!!
  Rogue 7: ggs
Meeko Walrus: gg
 SmithKurosaki: Good job chat
 BrowneePoints: Office Chair Racing
 KaleidoscopeMind: gamer office chair?
 TotalHell: Skittering out!
 UndeadSquirel: SWEET FREEDOM
 quasi79fu: wereeee freeeee
 spaigefault: freeedooom
 ArrestedHouse: we're free!
 malfnord: We're free! Freedom!
 HavenDragon: office chairs are fun!
Fantusta: Oh no what have we done
 Mantafold: 
 Saintnex: freedom!
  Sarah_Serinde: Daylight!
MicroManagingMusician: office chir is from the commodore hustle
 Twilight_Spark: We'll probably just stay anyway, we live here.
  nosole: I spend 8 hours a day in an office chair, you spend 8 hours behind the wheel of the bus, it's the same
nova_plushie: WE KILLED LRR... in game
  amative1: YOU LET THE SPIDERS OUT
 RandomTrivia: Can you imagine trying to correct the trajectory of an office chair? That would be hilarious!
Fluffy776: freeeeeedom
 BtEtta: Spiderschat
starlitdiscord: freedom for the spiders!!!
 HiCallMeRusty: love a good chair stream
 RealGamerCow: FREE!
 PhoenixMelior: We did it!
 l0gin4me: That is very different from my responses, 
 patience_zero: were freeee
 NorthstarTex: now your cave is spider free
todeswillen: over 500 Spider are Free
 Sorator13: freedom!!
  TXC2: you are all free now!
Fantusta: Chat should not be allowed out
 Tandtroll_OG:    
 KiaStirling: you died so that 500 members of chat could live
 DeathWarrior555: FREEDOM!
 kaziel0: At least there was a plug on the wall! XD
 Abavus: Clap
 RandomTrivia:   
 jarnatan: Retire champion!
 DanTheMediocre: ahahaha time to find mostbreathing sleepers XD
 Gascitygaming: rest of subathon hosted by spooders now
 Oscelot: \o/
gizmofreak1: GG
 LotusEaterMtG: gg losers
 RealGamerCow: There's probably 500 spiders in the moonbase right now
  Juliamon: Chat was thrown out into the sun
 emberBecky: office chair locomotion is funny to watch
 Dog_of_Myth:   
 TotalHell: The average person eats all those spiders in their lifetime.
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 red_shoes_jeff: Open the SPIDER FAUCET!
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 NewtyNewts: You removed 500 spiders from the cave!
 LowUpsideCJ: Not just spiders, CHAT spiders
marmalade_pen: i want to back to the cave with the shadows on the wall
 MrSarkhan:   
 RAICx: GG   
 finestotter: I was imagining you have to move the thumbsticks like legs pushing an office chair
JosVanTongeren: thanks @noy2222 for the fun game!!!!
the_phantom_game_player: yay!
rogerivany: Spiders eat flies, you should let them out.
stippledotter: Weirdest trolley problem ever
 KBKarma: There are *way* more spiders out there than 526.
 ElementalAlchemist: ^_^
 RandomTrivia: Noy2222 ElementalAlchemist    
 beowuuf: o7
 RocknGrohlNerd: GGs LRR crew and chat
 Tandtroll_OG: Release the spiders!
Chesul: Ben, you're in the place that spawned over 500 spiders, there's definitely more in there.
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: Subathon over I guess!
WardsarTheWriter: We become the stream... part of the stream, part of the crew.
Desruprot: Best Worst wording for that last one
  TXC2: Noy2222 ElementalAlchemist 
 chrono2x: Honestly AAA voice acting
 riking27: Matt & Serge pickd Beej as the killer
 LordZarano: https://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/SurveyBombGame/4dd4176c6f06a476a9a0e4c0e322f411/
 Oscelot: Thanks @Noy2222 @ElementalAlchemist ! 
Kingsgrave: Greetings you 500 spiders.
 SnackPak_:  well done
thewafflesareburning: That is so few spiders
Kendo_thorn: office chair makes the most sense since like desert bus often the wheels on office chairs will make them veer in a certain direction
 BrowneePoints: here’s the thing, imagine to comedy of having to pilot an office chair through the desert in a video game
 Diabore: fibage?
 Sorator13: ty Noy2222 & ElementalAlchemist!
 vegetalss4: The first two games *heavily* favored chat structurally
JosVanTongeren: thanks @elementalalchemist !
 TehAmelie: 500 spiders? we can't fight 500 spiders, it's too many
Lysander_salamander: oh I didn't know it was a different actor.  Nice!
 Sage0fMadness: quiplashhh
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: Quixort!
chifii: GG Twitch.
octo chan: GG
  Rogue 7: I picked office chair for the deep CommodoreHustle reference
RonnocLoki: gg
  Rogue 7: Where James and Ian race
M0nt3zuma: GG
Joshua Trytten: Office chair is "objectively" worse than Llama
  Colin: Look at me, I am the streamer now
octo chan: Desert office chair has that LRR energy
biggerdoofus: I picked office chair cause it's like a bus without the vehicle
 NewtyNewts: A quicklash!
 DanTheMediocre: quiplash whooo
leggettor: What kind of stream can we get Jordyn and Adam hosting?
Lysander_salamander: Good work on the voice-work, Noi
 jarnatan: Quixlash
 Noy2222: Quixort is great
matthaus_c: Don Quixorte
hriior_cthulhu: 500 spiders? That's like 4000 legs
 Brozard: Mystery Prompt!
 TehAmelie: quicksword!
 Crad0k: jesus ben
 KiaStirling: quipsort
 Saintnex: a LRR quixort should be really interesting
 KaleidoscopeMind: stay safe!
 RandomTrivia: Choosing to "pivot" to quixort seems on theme 
 Sorator13: 
XivXiyan: !subathon
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 NonUniqueGuy: Thank you for the update, Ben
  SmithKurosaki: Thanks Bern
3PlayerPolitics: LOL
 EricTheOrange: the piss room?
 RocknGrohlNerd: piss has been called
 KBKarma: Room code for piss: WASHLET.
 wedge_x: p1ss
 Noy2222: Quixort has some real bangers.
Fantusta: The room code is butts
 0x6772: Alternate room code to piss: "SIPS"
  TXC2: the room code to piss is MAKE WAY FOR PISS!
  Foxmar320: Room code for is P.I.S.S.
Earthenone: i thought the password was dickbutt
 Sage0fMadness: Make sure to use the pissword
Kingsgrave: p i s s 0 1
 pleonasticTautology: I thought the code to go piss was D-I-C-K-B-U-T-T
 WiJohn: I'm concerned that there's an audience code for that room...
 fhorrigan: Adam and Jordynne are the bad kids in the back talking through class.
 Laurence72: You have to buy something at the register, because the receipt has the bathroom code
JosVanTongeren: piss roomsoes!
 Saintnex: the room code is clearly dickbutt
 Jadenim: P155
 Astra7525: The code unlocks the washlet
 red_shoes_jeff: It's OOOOOOOOO
nova_plushie: you need a room code to piss now
 Diabore: @0x6772 
WardsarTheWriter: Oh man, I love playing Quiznos!
  TXC2: !subathon
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 DanTheMediocre: does chat get to have some kind of vote for piss interaction?
 jarnatan: washlet? iansound.wav
 hawktonguebaby: I relate highly to Kathleen's unwillingness to sit in a chair normally
 SmithKurosaki: @Colin, No, I'm the streamer now :p
  Colin: No, I'm Sparticus?
  Rogue 7: Make way!
Therberus: P-eye-ss
  Colin: Chat, do not attempt to join Ben
 satyropodobny: Am i late for the raffle for the piss room voucher
MegaTrain: why does everyone have lapels and James has a handheld mike?
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 Dalrint: Isn't that like 7000 subs or something?
 themercenary1987: That is 7,320 subs needed
 RandomTrivia: @MegaTrain Presumably because they don't have 11 lav mics and the room mics can't pick up everyone equally
 Nigouki: look you can't have this many subs, the doms will be overworked
 Scarletdemon_1: what about a meatball sub>
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 hawktonguebaby: @megatrain Its actually a dillybar in the shape of a mic
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Metric_Furlong: boon bane bits
 Diabore: double dipping
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 Scarletdemon_1: Boon-Bane coin flip puck merch when?
JosVanTongeren: punch is tomorrow??
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Chrysoprase: CHat is final boss
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Furyfire: Boom
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I think Heather's too practical for that tbh
 NonUniqueGuy: Punch is the next segment today
 Mollylele: Heather wouldn't get caught, that's the difference
 cobalturge: 
 Mangledpixel: https://imgur.com/ba8BVyN.gif
 beowuuf: @JosVanTongeren punch is soon
Earthenone: who framed heather deary
Desruprot: 
 stevestein: Sounds like something a murderer would say, Heather
 geckoinasuit: cameron is the most likely to get away with it
 TheWooglie: if it was Heather, she would get away with it
Invitare: it would definitely be Serge
 nappitatti: That's exactly what a murderer would say, Heather
 Laurence72: I see Matt nodding in the back at that
 BlueFingers5: The Red Heather
 micalovits: You say that, but Jordynne did commit a murder very recently...
 NewtyNewts: No, Jordynne's the Red Hairing
Angreed66: Heather just goads another into doing the deed
matthaus_c: Serge is absolutely #1 to /get away/ with the murder
 felipe_modesto: 100 100 100 100
stippledotter: That's what you want us to think!
JosVanTongeren: @pteraspidomorphi thanks. most likely sleeping 
the_phantom_game_player: 666 subs!
  Juliamon: If Heather did it, nobody would think it was a murder
 brieandbacon: No, Jordynne has the red Hair-ing
 SajuukSjet: That's what the muderer would say!
 Irsaan: alright cool, my gift stole 666 and 669. hell yeah
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El Doc Bruh: Oh the subathon! Next week is the domathon I guess?
 Scarletdemon_1: What number coffee is Serge on?
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 jarnatan: I too often get the coffee runs
alphashados: Official petition for a LRR murder mystery show "Only MurderLRRs in the building"
Pteraspidomorphi: Fortunately I'm a night owl. I'll be missing the destinies and fallouts instead
  amative1: It's Serge. The answer is "all of them"
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 cobalturge: Send in Cam!!
 incslayer: if it was a "obvious" murder that pointed to Heather then she would clearly be discounted since we all know she wouldnt be sloppy enough to be caught
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 NonUniqueGuy: Too many cooks
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 SkiaSymphonia: his mic is too big for that
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 TheMerricat: Too many cooks call back. 
 as_ever_ellesandra: oh no no
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 Suffix: Also, there's so many mics
  Juliamon: Several of the lapels seem to not be working as well.
Invitare: too many comedians spoil the subathon
 Robot_Bones: too many lrrs, too many lrr, too many lrrs
 RandomTrivia: There is no privacy behind a lav mic
marmalade_pen: eleven coffees. that's as many as eleven coffees. and that's terrible
 terribleplan: We love hearing them
 public_key_reveal_party: We hear all
leggettor: Graham is cracking the whip
MaddestScientist: still hearing them is the best part
  Foxmar320: Cam!
 Dromos_GHG: duct tape it to his chest
ihorner: It is a lapel mic, James is just very small and it's in forced perspective.
 Tangsm: To be fair, the question was who likely murdered Paul, not who would be caught. Heather would absolutely get away with it.
the_phantom_game_player: Cam!
Earthenone: timeLRRne
 korvys: We can hear you - use if for comic effect
 Nigouki: James can't talk unless the microphone covers his mouth from the camera
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: CAM!
Fourleggedfreak: 666 subs 👹🤘
 hawktonguebaby: He mic to big for him gotdam lapel
 RandomTrivia: Heather with the big-brain play
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 nappitatti: mic the size of James
 pleonasticTautology: a mic the size of James
GiraffeStache: 🥳
 Malkmaven1176: If sports pop up in quixort, they should do it for a bigger challenge
 RealGamerCow: the 1970s Wink Martindale long stick mic
nova_plushie: Cam is here. now the party can start
 Nigouki: Snooker commentator mics that  get shoved right up the nose
JosVanTongeren: Cam! that’s beter
Fluffy776: Would you rather fight a mic the size of James, or a James the size of a mic
 bondeulv: did cam turn on the mic?
 RandomTrivia: It should quicksort you 
 NonUniqueGuy: Angry Kitties
marmalade_pen: i thought james had rollerblades on but that's the chair wheel
 DanTheMediocre: >:3
 SmithKurosaki: I mean, if you're gonna ask /anyone/ to bring a coffee there, it'd be Serge. You know it will be good
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Piecrust9: Graham you may just need to refresh
  TXC2: marmalade_pen I can see it
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KinkerbellRose: Hey! Only an hour late!
Desruprot: angry kitties and menace to society
KinkerbellRose: All my favorite people in one place.
 Oscelot: oh, because there's a wheel under James' foot
 BlueFingers5: someone get Paul a KVM for the gaming computer
missa_hancock: James with the mic just looks like his home stream
  TXC2: hello KinkerbellRose welcome
 geckoinasuit: we can actually join as audience under each team
biggerdoofus: should you "quixort" yourselves?
Angryoptimist: Menace to Society and Angry Kitties is essentially the same thing?
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 Noy2222: Whatever you want
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 EightBitArcher: subathonery!
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 NorthstarTex: noy is prepared
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 Sorator13: I love James's claws 
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 red_shoes_jeff: COOL TECHNOLOGY!
  Sarah: jackbox.tv/#rzfj
 Noy2222: See if you can figure out the connection
Earthenone: just put it in the trash, for catharsis?
 jarnatan: Trash
 incredulouspasserby: I was definitely hearing this as "QuickSWORD" not quick sort and I'm now slightly disappointed.
 Diabore: @Earthenone ^
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 Panda_sad: subathon go!
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 teddywhosabear: lmfao
 RandomTrivia: IT's KROGS!
 RandomTrivia: 
 Jadenim: I also vote trash
 ExachixKitsune: 10/10
 Twilight_Spark: This is Krog stuff yeah.
LibraryWitchKei: Oh it's timeline.
 teddywhosabear: are these all sites that changed their name?
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 wordmogul: I’m helping!
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 jarnatan: who is craig
 Megaparsec256: sadly no trash option in round 1
 baltimore_667083: @RandomTrivia but it's on Torg's net
 Mollylele: yeah like is the light bulb in there
 Brozard: Was Tumblr before Twitter?
 50keyz: no one want Krog's early birds
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Earthenone: is this is real order or krogs order? 
 GredGredmansson: What was the Tumbler Krogshot
Desruprot: 100 100 Bits
evilspoons983: isn't twitter OLD? there was an sms-only version
 NewtyNewts: Torg Sketch releases?
 GredGredmansson: Am hurk ok
 baltimore_667083: twitter was in the stinger of krogslist i think
 jarnatan: our bits are showing?!
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: Throw bits at Hurk!
WardsarTheWriter: Torg??
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: More bits Torg throw, more Herc Twitch!
 Saintnex: hehehe
 RealGamerCow: Tor is old, right?
 Lysander_salamander: what is tor?
  nosole: Graham absolutely nailed the theme, yup
 baltimore_667083: @Dread_Pirate_Westley am herc okay?
 Lysander_salamander: like, the publication company?
 Its_VeeBot: Tor is an anonymizing service
 Blip2004: TOR is from the early internet
evilspoons983: Tor is "The Onion Router"
  SmithKurosaki: @Lysander_salamander The Onion Router
  SmithKurosaki: aka darkweb
 RealGamerCow: are we talking ASCII emoji?
 JadedCynic: @Lysander_salamander more like 'the darkweb site'
 RandomTrivia: Pictograms, but close
MungoDude: is this the oreder the internet thing came out, or the order that the krogslist episode came out?
 Shadwhawk: Though I wonder if this is -real life- invention dates or when they were invented in the crapshots?
 pleonasticTautology: the [whispers] dark web
thedepthandbreadthofseth: no.  emoji are a unicode thing.
 ThorSokar: Twitter was 2008
 RealGamerCow: TOR was later than I thought
 KiaStirling: spectatpr mode for this is the wooorst lol
 RocknGrohlNerd: whatsup stick nation
 Mollylele: is "writing b00bs upside down on a calculator" on this list?
 jarnatan: Do it for the vine
 Saintnex: hahaha
 ExachixKitsune: perfect
 TheMerricat: For those who don't know TOR was/is the The Onion Router - essentially the original 'dark net'
 Lysander_salamander: after emoji?
thewafflesareburning: this is amazing
 Two_Hats: Aren't selfie sticks actually older than phones?
 Lysander_salamander: like, pictograms?
 GredGredmansson: invent written language ages before sumerians; that not nothing
 mwlsn: Now, what order were the sketches released 
 JadedCynic: touche Cam! 
Pteraspidomorphi: I made many mistakes
 DanTheMediocre: old photography tools
 hd_dabnado: ohhh camera sticks
Earthenone: no, its the real order
 JadedCynic: Tumblr came out very soon after Twitter
  amative1: it's the real order
  TXC2: I'm goona need the citation on the selfie stick clam
 teddywhosabear: selfie sticks re older than you think
 50keyz: selfie stick as a thing
 Gaz_L: "Krog invent written language thousands years before Sumerians"
 Sorator13: Selfie sticks came before camera phones
 jarnatan: I remember LRR in 1985
cyrenman: Craig's List would be first if it were the Krog order
LathosTiran: the selfi stick come beofre the cell phone
 DanTheMediocre: no it's the real order of stuff that received crog bits
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Ben, LRR did not exist in 10,000 BC.
 JonnyH: The 3200BC crapshot
 LotusEaterMtG: i didn't think to apply the stick to non-phone cameras
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matthaus_c: Kathleen has been around since AT LEAST written language
 Mollylele: my grandpa was taking selfies in 1955
 stevestein: Remember those old sketches posted to the BBS and Usenet?
  mtvcdm: Selfie stick was a chindogu before it was big.
 GredGredmansson: selfie sticks probably weren't sold with cellphones back then
 KaleidoscopeMind: so what things on that list was jordynne younger than?
 Brozard: uh oh
Desruprot: uh
GazzyInferno: uhhhh
 Noy2222: Oops?
Earthenone: uh oh
 jarnatan: Uh-oh
  amative1: umm....
petey_vonwho: I used to watch LRR in my crib back in 85
 NonUniqueGuy: Ooops
 riking27: oh no
 Saintnex: ooops?
 Noy2222: Game broke
starlitdiscord: uhoh
 Its_VeeBot: Oh no
AgentRaz subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 88 months!
 teddywhosabear: yuh-oh
 NewtyNewts: Uh, same one?
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 Lysander_salamander: oh no
 ElementalAlchemist: LOL
matthaus_c: oh noooooo
 Mollylele: great
 RandomTrivia: 
  TXC2: EASY MONEY!
  Foxmar320: 
 RandomTrivia: Welp
stippledotter: Ope
 Malkmaven1176: oops
 KiaStirling: ope
the_phantom_game_player: Sames!
  Foxmar320: Easy mode unlocked
 Its_VeeBot: Free Quixort
 public_key_reveal_party: lrrJUDGECALL?
 GredGredmansson: this is what happens when you pick the same prompt every time i guess
thekumquatking: RIP
 RandomTrivia: Rip in pieces
LibraryWitchKei: Ok, when do we have the segment with the Wenis Dance?
 Mollylele: screen cheat meets quixort
nova_plushie: CHEATERS.
 Alahmnat: oh no lol
Benjamin Klahn: a selfie stick is just a monopod with a handle
biggerdoofus: wow, I almost got the same score. just 50 short
 Angnor33: I'm not sure these are 'advancements'
 JadedCynic: @stevestein  B^)  was seen a lot on USENET, long before the WWW
  SmithKurosaki: Look, custom jackbox is /not/ easy
 niccus: https://patents.google.com/patent/US4530580
 Hangedman: i wonder if custom ones don't quite work with the mystery prompt
 Sevinon: Memory not that good apparently
 Noy2222: Next rounds should be ok
 Its_VeeBot: Noy and the rest of us have learned what happens when there's only two categories in the question pool
 virre_: The Internet sure is not sure when the Selfie Stick was created. Like I see someone say someone made on in 1925
 Its_VeeBot: WABAM
 jarnatan: Craig's List, the sequel to Schindler's List
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 Dreadelicious: 32 months? That's almost one year!
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 virre_: But oh there is a Japanese 1984 patent (for ‘telescopic extender for supporting a compact camera’ or an ‘extender stick’.)
  amative1: I've seen some of what Noy does for these, it's amazing they work at all
Benjamin Klahn: tor is early 2000's
Benjamin Klahn: emoji is 90's
 SmithKurosaki: I was definitely off
Benjamin Klahn: in japan
 Gekyouryuu: Tumblr is 2010
 jarnatan: It not perfect system
 Gekyouryuu: Ish
 Stephonee: I remember tweeting about tumblr when it came out 
 Its_VeeBot: 
gizmofreak1: yes
matthaus_c: YES
Desruprot: 
matthaus_c: this is the funniest possible outcome
  TXC2: you were the chosen one!
WardsarTheWriter: Man I can't believe tweets came before writing!
 Jadenim: haha
TheAinMAP: 
 ExachixKitsune: Well, what've we learnt. That's right, we had Craigslist before Written Language
 Mangledpixel: everyone knows written language was a contemporary of tumblr
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nova_plushie: YES. no clean sweep for the cheaters
evilspoons983: lol
 Two_Hats: Why need language, we have emoji
 teddywhosabear: it was tom scott's emoji-only network
Benjamin Klahn: wtf?
 SmithKurosaki: RIP
  Colin: Written Language, developed in the 1990s
octo chan: I can't believe I lived through most of these things coming into being and I can't remember when they came in
stippledotter: Mfw the game self-balanced
 niccus: darmok and jalad at twitter
thekumquatking: To be fair, Twitter barely counts as written language
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: LOL Chat!
 BrowneePoints: twitter before written alphabets is just Old Egypt
 Noy2222: This should be fine
 Stephonee: Yay I got it right 🤣
 Seth_Erickson: How goes the subathon I've been sleeping
 hd_dabnado: or at least different ones
 Its_VeeBot: Might be a different pool since the trash is added
the_phantom_game_player: Not so mystery any more
Invitare: the given prompt has changed
 terribleplan: AAAAFRICA!
WardsarTheWriter: Oh it's different this time!
  Juliamon: Oh this is fun
 cle0deen: Gotta go for now. I'll be back later. Thanks for the gift sub! Have fun, be safe
 Carlioo: 599 US DOLLARS
 gibbousm: 299
 Stephonee: The mystery box could be anything, it could even be geography!
 SmithKurosaki: Youre not the only one otco
 SmithKurosaki: octo* sorry,
octo chan: @SmithKurosaki it's all good
  TXC2: so long cle0deen stay safe
 fhorrigan: 3DO is very high
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 SharpyByNature: Subbathon!  A wonderful way to spend time chilling with my new wife!
 pleonasticTautology: omg
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matthaus_c: as adjusted for inflation as your favourite OCa
Metric_Furlong: oh, I see
matthaus_c: OCs*
 RocknGrohlNerd: chat what are we?
 Gaz_L: oh, it
 SnackPak_: woooow
MungoDude: 
 pleonasticTautology: hahahahahahahahahaha
 niccus: ok without inflation
 Sorator13:  time for trash! 
 teddywhosabear: HAAAAAA
Metric_Furlong: well played Noy2222
 NewtyNewts: OH NO PAEL
 RabbitSeasoning: LMAO
 Lysander_salamander: math?
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 Gaz_L: oh it's X consoles
 virre_: Ahahahah
 northos: math time!
 jarnatan: Chaos!
 Malkmaven1176: what the hell
  SmithKurosaki: Cruel
 ExachixKitsune: woooow
Earthenone: 5 ps5s
 SymphonySolstice: omg
 GredGredmansson: FIVE PS5S
 KaleidoscopeMind: oh
 teddywhosabear: This is SUCH A GOOD BIT
 ElementalAlchemist: good job Noy, you monster
 chaotic_good_ferret: Hey. I have a question for everyone but it's mostly for cam. What is your favorite event in warhammer lore?
 jarnatan: Five. PS5s.
 Kentosaurus: lol
GazzyInferno: god... damn it
WardsarTheWriter: Ahhh... I understand now.
Fluffy776:   
 TheWooglie: GG Noy2222
 thyeggman: LRR  reference!!!
JosVanTongeren: 5 ps 5a
 Saintnex: hahaha love it
 GredGredmansson: 
JosVanTongeren: noce
 kimmiekoneko: oh no
 itsr67: good
starlitdiscord: love this
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: LOLOLOLOL
 LotusEaterMtG: this is rude
BlueChloroplast: W a o w
 fhorrigan: 64 N64s
  Sarah_Serinde: This is rude 
AspiringDryad: this one's great
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 Gaz_L: well, how much were they?
matthaus_c: that is really good
SoaringDragon42: this is great
Peevvi: wait, is this adjusted for inflation?
tomorrowboy: "x" xboxes
 JadedCynic: Whale plaid!
JosVanTongeren: great one!!  sooo good @noy2222 !!!!
EvilBadman: I would assume not adjusted for inflation
  Sarah_Serinde: chaotic_good_ferret Not really the best time to try and get a random answer like that
Shawn McNaughton: Oh... oh no.
 SmithKurosaki: I love Noy's chaos shenanigangs
 whitebadgerwolf88: Is the price in Norwegian kroner??
 Carlioo: @Peevvi it's adjusted for amounts
 Serioavion:   
 TheMerricat: The Atari 2600 was ~$200 USD at launch.
thekumquatking: But how much is U Wii Us?
 seepete: Atari Lynx!
 chaotic_good_ferret: @sarah_serinde fair enough
 Lysander_salamander: 
 TehAmelie: N-gage just costs N
 Viewers_Like_You: Waiting for "0 Ouyas"
 hd_dabnado: OH NO
 Koshindan: Is X ten though?
 Gaz_L: why not 10, yeah?
 niccus: one xbox one x box
 gibbousm: is this adjusted for inflation?
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: I cast xbox one x, x is one
 kimmiekoneko: i am currently ordering by number of consoles
 felipe_modesto: wait, wasnt the x not a launch console? o.õ
matthaus_c: this is just counting
 jarnatan: One X? Isn that a combo of One and Series X?
 niccus: i don't... think... there are close calls
 ExachixKitsune: I wonder which one of these questions is going to be weird
 CypherRaze: Did we forget how expensive the PS3 was when it released?
 CastleOtranto: It's the meme!
 LotusEaterMtG: i wonder if one of the PS ones is going to be out of order
 betweenmyself: “n” nGage’s
 korvys: I feel like multiple dominates the console price for almost all of these
octo chan: we gotta do math TOO?
Daniel Matteson: Paul should know these
 TheMerricat: The Commodore 64 wasn't a console 
 GredGredmansson:   
 DrakoniteDev: @gibbousm I don't think it matters
 Its_VeeBot: Where's the trashes?
 fhorrigan: 700 bucks a piece
 IbunWest: 3DO was super expensive
Piecrust9: Trash
evilspoons983: the 3do was EXPENSIVE
 fhorrigan: US
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 EricTheOrange: 3DO was SOOOO expensive
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 jarnatan: I should bring my Commodore 64 up from the basement
 LotusEaterMtG: yeah this is the toughest one
 fhorrigan: WAY more expensive than PS3
adambomb625: I thought that was a typo for 3ds
WardsarTheWriter: I thought it was a mistype for 3DS, I'd never even heard of a 3D0.
GazzyInferno: damn, i only got two out of place
 Brozard: 3DO was like $750 in the 90s?
 LotusEaterMtG: fucking nailed it
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: Wait, that wasn't trash???
 NewtyNewts: Mistrashed the first one
 ExachixKitsune: I love that some of these were not what you thought
  Juliamon: Nintendo consoles have generally always been cheaper than competitors because the competitors focus on being "better than Nintendo"
 DrakoniteDev: @gibbousm yes, fair. the 64s matter 
 Mollylele: this category is hilarious, well done
 teddywhosabear: that's genius
 JadedCynic: 3DO was a completely different company from Nintendo 
  Colin: This is wonderful as a round XD
  Colin: More than the nintendos for sure
gnyrinn: shurely that should've been 10 Xbox One Xes
Angryoptimist: More than 5 PS5s, for sure.
 SmithKurosaki: @gnyrinn Right?
 EricTheOrange: it was like $600
 ElementalAlchemist: That was amazing
thewafflesareburning: amazing
 kaziel0: *chefskiss*
 GDwarble: @Juliamon The N64 was an exception, I believe, certainly its games were very expensive for the time
 Mangledpixel: I would argue the Commodore was not a console, but eh
 TehAmelie: 3DO was no Neo-Geo, but almost up there
 JerryEris: Woooo
Invitare: is the given prompt not what you just did?
 fhorrigan: I owned a 3DO, that thing cost more than a used car at the time. I mowed lawns for months.
 TheMerricat: Video games, not consoles.
Saunabath: I wonder where would have 500 Amiga 500's land
 RandomTrivia: "Gasp!"
 ExachixKitsune: D:
 Lysander_salamander: oh no
 flatluigi: hahaha
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 DeM0nFiRe: lmao
matthaus_c: LMAO
Milleg2: lol
Earthenone: lmao
 Its_VeeBot: OK something's broke
 teddywhosabear: oh NO
 SymphonySolstice: 
GazzyInferno: A THIRD GO
starlitdiscord: AGAIN
MungoDude: omg
 Carlioo: owned!
 RandomTrivia: BAHAHAHAHA
  TXC2: LETS GO
thekumquatking: LOOOOOOOOOL
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 BigDaddyBland87: welp
Earthenone: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: biscuits!
Piecrust9: Yooooooo
 Saintnex: hahaha
 NewtyNewts: Team 2 only gets ONE QUESTION!
chorinas: welcome to Highlight reel
 baltimore_667083: 
 MrSarkhan: 
Furyfire: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 saiarcot895: 
 Mollylele: 
Metric_Furlong: okay I think we've got this
 Noy2222: OK, something went very wrong here
  SmithKurosaki: WOW
 ElementalAlchemist: SURELY they can get it this time
Aitsu111: Amazing
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: oops
 RandomTrivia: The redemption arc!
 jarnatan: Where does the 3 PS3s go in that one?
 niccus: the modding system runs of hopes and dreams
JosVanTongeren: judge!!!
aClonedPickle: jackbox groundhog day
 PMAvers: Somehow I'm blaming Serge.
Nathan Hawkins: I got all of them right let's gooooo
 SmithKurosaki: I only got two backwards on that one
 KaleidoscopeMind: amazing
 LotusEaterMtG: JB did not pay attention to the way LRR plays
chazzer995:         
the_phantom_game_player: Its not a mystery
  TXC2: Noy2222 or very right 
 DeM0nFiRe: That was definitely the best possible outcome
DentedPockets: A (re)learning experience
Aitsu111: I can't wait for them to do worse
 Gekyouryuu: Cool Technology!
 betweenmyself: written language: when?
 public_key_reveal_party: 
thewafflesareburning: Incredible
Fluffy776: Do it again until you get it right xD
gizmofreak1: this is almost better than the real game
 Crad0k: cam chose violence
insanecat6mtg:   
JerryEris subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 8 months!
 JerryEris: Video games and such!
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 Its_VeeBot: We love you Noy
 Mangledpixel: Noy2222 *hugs*
 KBKarma: @PMAvers #blamejames
CobaltShuriken: good afternoon, gamers    
chazzer995:           
 itsr67: 
 malfnord: Groundhog Day energy
 TehAmelie: wait when was writing first released?
 hawktonguebaby: *This* should replace desert bus
Milleg2: the category will continue until morale improves
 Nigouki: If you delete it in game you delete it in real life
 kaziel0: Just throw the written language in the trash1
 NonUniqueGuy: Keep the written language, Matt!
 JadedCynic: Ben?  "Gee, but mystery prompt - what could it be?"  I think we have an idea by now
 ExachixKitsune: Getting Tower of Babel up in here
 incredulouspasserby: Jackbox game of Babel
 Lysander_salamander: nice
marmalade_pen: 1985
 atinyspacemarine: Poor modded game author
 GredGredmansson: this is like in highschool where my practice final exam was the exact same as my actual final exam
 jarnatan: What platform was written language released on at launch?
 Mollylele: this is a different kind of mystery than usual
 GredGredmansson: I've read a short story about that once, Graham
Fluffy776:   
 NewtyNewts: Oooh, that'd be fun
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 PipeSmokingOwl: We just Ruin out here erasing that not written in steel!
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  Juliamon: jarnatan Tablet
 RandomTrivia: What comes out of Chat is barely language anyway
 ClodiumSoride: @jarnatan clay tablets?
 TehAmelie: Krog's list wold be older than writing, though
 iris_of_ether: 
octo chan: oh, it's just Memory now
  Colin: LRR accidentally Tower of Babel
 FarleyF:  
 DrakoniteDev: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Depends which emoji
 0x6772: Really, Ben? Describe the ad.
 jarnatan: @Juliamon Hot damn!
 ExachixKitsune: I love this being a memory game that we're just all failing
WardsarTheWriter: If you also trash emojis, chat cna't chat at all!
CobaltShuriken: Twitch mentioned!
EvilBadman: that sounds like a crapshot premise
 RandomTrivia: @PipeSmokingOwl 
 public_key_reveal_party: I was gonna make a joke about creating emoji before the written language, but that did kinda happen
the_phantom_game_player: I'll do emoji mode
Blasteg: I wouldn't call bits "advancement" per say...
  mtvcdm: Technology was a mistake, trash it all
nova_plushie: can we get rid of twitter?
TrickJarrett: Look at all these amazing people in one place!
 atinyspacemarine: I mean emoji is a Unicode thing
 Kentosaurus: rip vine
  TXC2: hello TrickJarrett welcome
 Crad0k: i don't drink... vine?
 GredGredmansson: @nova_plushie someone beat you to it
 ArkhamArchivist: It's already gone
Sergue_Thorien: There's a Carmen San Diego game where she starts stealing language
  Sarah_Serinde: Just throw him into the sea 
 Its_VeeBot: Sadly you've blocked the trash
 LowUpsideCJ: Bring me 2013 twitter
  TXC2: forget twitter we have this now
  TXC2: !mastodon
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 jacqui_lantern234: twitter? more like shitter
  Rogue 7: Is there emoji-only mode here on the youtubes?
  Rogue 7: Or are we immune from Heather?
Simon Pratt: They're going to fail this for the third time D:
 SmithKurosaki: You're never safe from Heather :p
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Can we please clarify that emoji are not the same as emotes, emoticons, or pictograms in general.
 Fanklok: @Sergue_Thorien Yes, she steals Portuguese
 Its_VeeBot: A well-earned Quixort
 BrowneePoints: oh man we are in for a doozy of a storm. I actually felt the air pressure and ionization change
 ExachixKitsune: \o/
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  TXC2: LRRning!
 Lysander_salamander: yay
 RandomTrivia: The redemption arc is complete!
 ExachixKitsune: learning!
Furyfire: 
EvilBadman: #th Rty!
 Heckhoundbolt: what a surprise
 ElementalAlchemist: Remembered!
offbeatwitch: nailed it!
thekumquatking: Wow, I can't believe they just knew all of that!
Amentur: 
 underhill33: 
CobaltShuriken: LETS GO
 RandomTrivia:    
 50keyz: WOW
Metric_Furlong: ch!
chazzer995: REDEMPTION
 kaziel0: Wooow!
 MrSarkhan:   
 Strawbrarian: 
 gibbousm: First Try
TrickJarrett: That is impressive as bus
EvilBadman: 3th Try
 Sorator13: third time's the charm!
 BusTed: 
 ElementalAlchemist: LOL audience
 Abavus: 
 KV1NN4: i dragged wrong 8n8
thewafflesareburning: Let's go
 eshplode: Third time's the charm!
 Mollylele:  🌈
 public_key_reveal_party: Twitter and Tumblr coming out around the same time is sorta like, watching divergent internet evolution
thebuzzstreams: Cam knew exactly what he was doing with Tor
 atinyspacemarine: Third tries the charm
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 NorthstarTex: first try
 DrakoniteDev:  how did you guess?
 JadedCynic: 
  TXC2: come on chat
  Juliamon: We beefed it
 RocknGrohlNerd:  
 teddywhosabear: lmao
 MommaGart: i misclicked
 Saintnex: whoops lol
 MilkInBags: sorry I was afk
 HavenDragon: we forgor
the_phantom_game_player: Who would of guessed
 BlueFingers5: I got it right
 Stephonee: I messed up the controls
  mtvcdm: Only took 3 tries
 micalovits: I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT
 Its_VeeBot: Aaand we broke
 public_key_reveal_party: We forgor
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 bstarness: Subathon yay!
Morrigan9: how is selfie stick ;85?
 Tangsm: New people came in and tried their hardest.
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 hawktonguebaby: oh, right! I'm mixing up Tumblr and LiveJournal
3PlayerPolitics: i sorry
 RandomTrivia: Uh oh
nova_plushie: stole valor
 RandomTrivia: 
 RocknGrohlNerd: my bad, I ruined it
 DanTheMediocre: it not perfect ssystem
 Pywodwagon: I forgot to go to that tab and sort
 KBKarma: Uh oh.
chazzer995:        
 Saintnex: uhhh
 Heckhoundbolt: you broke the mod
 Lysander_salamander: oh no
 Carlioo: jackbox is onto you!
Metric_Furlong: this is because you got it wrong, chat 
 virre_: Uh uh
 frnknstn: I miss Flickr
 GredGredmansson: the game ran out of questions
offbeatwitch: BUG FOUND!
Furyfire: Broken!
 RandomTrivia:    
starlitdiscord: 
TheAinMAP: 
MungoDude: 
  TXC2: Cool game!
 public_key_reveal_party: Yay?
 hd_dabnado: quiplash time!
 Its_VeeBot: You Don't Mod Jack
 Brozard: You've sorted all the quix
aClonedPickle: good end
 Noy2222: There was an attempt!
 Suffix: 
 Redbassist:   
 MilkInBags: jackbox (3000 BC)
 Jadenim: my fault!
 Gascitygaming: User wins!
 atinyspacemarine: Wow you really goofed it
 RandomTrivia: Bug discovered!
thekumquatking: Ah shoot, RIP the written language
 L0rdX33n: well played, sort of
 Astra7525: And it wasn't even Ian's fault this time
 bjergmann101: We won again
 KBKarma: 
  Rogue 7: Pattern recognition!
Simon Pratt: Oh snap!
  Sarah: You're more in danger of emoji mode from mods than from Heather :P
Angryoptimist: Perfect!
Derpmind: 👏👏👏👏👏
 Tangsm: First to the rainbow wins.
 ClodiumSoride: @Noy2222 the video category was amazing.
JosVanTongeren: this part of chat has already had some beers
 NewtyNewts: Bug discovered!
 betweenmyself: entropy has been introduced into chat’s ability to answer correo
EvilBadman: the spell is broken
stippledotter: You beat Jackbox!
 Saintnex: @noy2222 that was great 
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 Snampo_ok: Woop
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CobaltShuriken: woo Quiplash! Time for dick jokes galore!
 kalira77: this is what happens when you trash the written language
 Mangledpixel: time to sort the empty set
the_phantom_game_player: Chat wins by default
matthaus_c: that was hilarious
JosVanTongeren: thanks again @noy2222 !!!
FickleMuse: Gg everyone
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ztghostie: that actually sounds like a good prof to recognize other things might be going on
JosVanTongeren: in a way it is nice from that prof
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  TXC2: I used to get £30 a week to go to College 
  nosole: At least $50 would be needed
  Juliamon: man, I WISH I could have gotten more points for not talking. Hated the required participation points.
  Sarah_Serinde: That was still only like, a third or a quarter of a Nintendo console game
 quatoria: once i had my driver's license, attending school regularly was basically over for me
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 BrowneePoints: I would’ve taken it, but high school was more home than home for me
thekumquatking: I'd only do it for 20 bucks AND a bag of Peanut M&Ms
 Lysander_salamander: I miss Sears
 HbombAndFriends: RIP Sears
 Saintnex: wait, Sears had coffee??
 brieandbacon: @txc2 they ditched EMA before I got to VI Form
 KBKarma: Did they sear the coffee?
 LowUpsideCJ: Some say it outlived sears
 LotusEaterMtG: Sears had *everything* at one point
 KBKarma: :wq!
 TehAmelie: i wish i'd been alive when Sears sold mail order houses
CobaltShuriken: I would not trust a coffee shop in the basement of a Sears. That sounds like a Twilight Zone episode
 CmdrMadMoe: The music video for safety dance by men without hats has proto-dabbing
  TXC2: brieandbacon ah sorry to hear that, blame the tories 
 50keyz: Sears is an anagram for Arses
 wedge_x: mother coffee
 neisan2112: Its a forever pot
 red_shoes_jeff: Prince George? Home of the Princess Auto?
 ElementalAlchemist: The perpetual coffee
 brieandbacon: @txc2 I do, for most problems
 iris_of_ether: Oh no
 RandomTrivia: The Ever-Coffee
  TXC2: brieandbacon indeed
 Saintnex: ohh it’s like a forever stew, a forever coffee
 ThePerrBearr: Perpetual coffee Pot
 undecided44: My grade 12 English teacher did that... it was my last exam senior year, and she called my house the evening after the exam and said "you don't want me to grade that exam... you want to come in tomorrow and try again." I also promised her I would never try to analyze another poem as long as I lived.
 ContingentCat: @red_shoes_jeff brother of brincess auto lol
 TehAmelie: the eternal cup
Chrysoprase: Would you like a slice of coffee.
nova_plushie: so Mcdonalds coffee?
 SkiaSymphonia: Zellers restaurant was legit
  Juliamon: Day 3: mush the coffee.
the_phantom_game_player: Coffee hag will be a good Kathleen character
 PipeSmokingOwl: Do you not wish to partake of the Ever Coffee my child?
 RandomTrivia: Heather confirms room code to be "FUCK"
 BrowneePoints: remember when Kmart sold pizza and Icees?
 LotusEaterMtG: coffee mother > Sears mother > wire mother
JosVanTongeren: sorry from The Netherlands was thinking about a different coffee shop….
 Featherweight_: Man the zellers restaurant. Memories!
 wedge_x: wace windu
Eramis8: Let's go Fam
stippledotter: Bean porridge hot, bean porridge cold. Bean porridge in the pot 9 years old
 azidbern95: ah yes, Wace Mindu
 DanTheMediocre: you could pout hot water in that can and end up with stronger stuff than an average nespresso
 N2Osferatu: "Would you like your chair back, Graham/ Well, TOO BAD!"
 GredGredmansson: wace the wind wculptor
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 Lysander_salamander: Hi schimitty
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 Coloneljesus: one of us!
 NewtyNewts: fart-joke-based comedy troupe
Metric_Furlong: Wace Mindu, from star wars
 Lord_Hosk: I got 3 2.5 hour finals scheduled for the same day.  The third one started 90 minutes into the second.  I was told "you can get time extensions but can't reschedual finals"
 matthaus_c: one of us
 chrono2x: gasp
 ExachixKitsune: Room code is W A C E - Whiskey Alpha Charlie Echo - Whiskey Alpha Charlie Echo - (the same but quieter) - (the same but quieter)
 Seth_Erickson: they've got an insider 
 NonUniqueGuy: We don't do a lot.
 CommiePuddin: Heather no. We are DUMB
  TXC2: Whictita action comurce emporiam
 KBKarma: I think there's a mole in our team.
 KV1NN4: One of us, one of us, one of us..!
 Tandtroll_OG: Narc!
  Sarah_Serinde: But I get to do that all the time 
CobaltShuriken: our secrets!
 Twilight_Spark: Chat does tend to narc on itself by definition.
 TheMerricat: Mods do it all the time Heather. 
 Noy2222: At least THIS ONE cannot break
HeartwoodMtG: Oh, hi Jordynne!
octo chan: What's the coffee equivalent of kombucha
  Sarah: https://jackbox.tv/#wace
RonnocLoki: There is one impostor among us.
 Heckhoundbolt: considering we only vote in this game, not much to narc on
 Saintnex: to be fair though, marching is a very chat thing to do
nova_plushie: That heathers a spy
Earthenone: why would you say that noy! 
 Mangledpixel: oh Noy2222 don't tempt fate like that!
 Its_VeeBot: I was gonna say, is this modded or is it just a custom episode?
 TehAmelie: at least when chat narcs on chat the power dynamic is just sideways
 Saintnex: narc-ing*
 BtEtta: Noy2222: Living on the edge I see.
 ClodiumSoride: Heather, this game won't let you narc much. Fibbage would let you see what chat's choices are.
 kimmiekoneko: this is the part of the jackbox stream where all the streamers have to concentrate really hard and sit in silence
 frnknstn: This room code wacky
 Noy2222: I mean, it literally can't? No hacking was necessary
 TheMerricat: @Its_VeeBot AFAIK, custom since we can join
 GredGredmansson: @Noy2222 inb4 stack overflow again
  mtvcdm: Oh hey Heather and I are teammates
 RandomTrivia:  Heather throwing SHADE
 ElementalAlchemist: I'm glad the one with custom voice work managed not to break, at least
 micalovits: I welcome our new chat overlord, Queen Heather the first
 Heckhoundbolt: what else do they play on modded jackbox? I wanna know if the vod is worth watching
 Sibwow: are we on a zero cum joke allotment today?
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nova_plushie: so heather is the live studio audiance?
CobaltShuriken: what flavor do you think that pulsating clay mass on screen is?
  SmithKurosaki: @GredGredmansson, nah, I think Quixort is just a less familiar game for them, Quip is well known
gamefreak3072: Damn Heather
 TheWooglie: I skip this bit in the VOD
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 public_key_reveal_party: Idk about you, I'm just vibing
 Mangledpixel: Sibwow where's the fun in that?
 NewtyNewts: Heather the Chaotic
  TXC2: CobaltShuriken blueberry
stippledotter: Welcome all who are entering the stream during the Waiting Time
 RandomTrivia: 
 YeetTheRich_: ian isnt even here
 bondeulv: 100
 KV1NN4: The House is being filled with lies!
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 brieandbacon: Wow, Heather's doing all that chat wants to
 DanTheMediocre: why isnt my right arrow key not working 
 Tandtroll_OG: @cobaltshuriken purple, clearly
CobaltShuriken: @txc2 a safe assumption
 kimmiekoneko: i can't skip anything in the vod, recurring jokes might develop at any moment
 LotusEaterMtG: lol, everyone goes dirty under the cloak of Quiplash
CobaltShuriken: @tandtroll_og clearly
 flatluigi: ahaha
 RandomTrivia: BAHAHAHAH
 flatluigi: real
 ElementalAlchemist: WOW
 Saintnex: wooow
 baltimore_667083: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 BusTed: 
 wedge_x: yeah, we're before the watershed aren't we?
 50keyz: 
 neisan2112: One of tuos are not false
 matthaus_c: the Game Grumps experience
 jacqui_lantern234: IM CACKLING
 RandomTrivia: 
WardsarTheWriter: Is it finally happening?
Kingsgrave: and we're off to a mighty start
 GredGredmansson: because that's definitely something ben would do
Derpmind: Him from powerpuff girls?
 roefizzlebeef: never change, let's nope
 PhoenixMelior: Fan fiction?
Y2A_Alkis: happy pride!
 Alness49: "We'll make the Highlight real for sure!"
 LowUpsideCJ: Game starts at 2:45
 jacqui_lantern234: @matthaus_c except Ben and Adam dont suck
  TXC2: of corse Jordynne said him
nova_plushie: Answer the question Adam!
the_phantom_game_player: I'll do Ben
 RandomTrivia: Both strong answers
 ElementalAlchemist: Both good answers
 TehAmelie: now this is inside baseball
Blasteg: hmmmm
 flatluigi: everyone try to say 'asmlrr' out loud
  mtvcdm: Now I want sushi
 BtEtta: Assemblrr
 TheMerricat: When Tumblrr?
Blasteg: can we have both?
 beowuuf: asmlrr too good
 teddywhosabear: assemlurr
stippledotter: He's LRRning!
  TXC2: it's callback to an hour ago
 NonUniqueGuy: @mtvcdm Remember that it is off James' body
 flatluigi: @TheMerricat try lrrooc dot tumblr dot com
 SmithKurosaki: Yes :p
FlickerWhisper ASMR: ok but, ASMLRR would be amazing 😄
octo chan: ESPECIALLY things that don't belong to you
 KBKarma: James as a naked sushi table.
 Jadenim: isn’t Assemblrr just ttsf
 nessiah_aries: Lrrs Ulrich
 RandomTrivia: The deep cut 
 LotusEaterMtG: i would listen to Jordynne click her nails
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 ElementalAlchemist: Tomato Way!
 ClodiumSoride: Thank you for the deep cut, right side answer.
 Saintnex: please, Alex would love tomato way 69
 jarnatan: You take that back, Tomato Way is an amazing game
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 Saintnex: Tomato way is fantastic lol
 DanTheMediocre: I heard it is aggressively mediocre gameplay
 korvys: People just got weird about it
 neogetz: Love tomato way
 TehAmelie: it can be amazing and creepy
 DanTheMediocre: well tuned hack n parry
 DanTheMediocre: but still just hack n parry
  TXC2: Egg!
GazzyInferno: egg!
 baltimore_667083: EGG
 ElementalAlchemist: They're some amazing W+P streams
 RandomTrivia: WE CAN AND WE WILL
 SnackPak_: give egg
 YeetTheRich_: grow?
 Singenmeister:   
 iris_of_ether: Egg
TheAinMAP: lairofEgg
 Its_VeeBot: You have to grow your own Bartleby
 raulghoulia: it's a facsimile
 eshplode: It's... spreading
 Dog_of_Myth: E G G
gamefreak3072: isn't ASMLRR just the whiskey stream every year?
 SmithKurosaki: @gamefreak3072 Yes :)
 NewtyNewts: And Bartleby?
  SmithKurosaki: e g g
 BusTed: 
 GredGredmansson: part of a balanced breakfast
 Tangsm: But if it's in a box... is it a ceiling egg?
 KBKarma: Ceiling egg is
 jarnatan: If its in a box its not ceiling egg
 micalovits: #FreeCeilingEgg!
 Brozard: How do we participate in the championships if we don't get our own?
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 accountmadeforants: The egg is attached to the ceiling of the box
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 Abavus: Ceiling sold separately
 Sorator13: What makes Ceiling Egg, Ceiling Egg?
JosVanTongeren: wait no slaw ???
  mtvcdm: Right I need that picture
 DanTheMediocre: does it come with a ceiling tile?
 TheGeneralThomas: the 001/001 ceiling egg
TheAinMAP: A ceiling egg. Not THE ceiling egg.
 RandomTrivia: OH NO
 Its_VeeBot: TEETH
 spaigefault: manifet-os
 incslayer: TEETH
 terribleplan: TEETH
 BigDaddyBland87:  
 Dog_of_Myth: TEETH
 KBKarma: teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth
 Sorator13: TEETH
 azidbern95: TEETH
 Saintnex:  
 SymphonySolstice:  
 N2Osferatu: Manos: the Hands of Feetos
 Arazien:  
 NewtyNewts: Spelling mistake!
TotallyNotaBeholder: Communist Cheerios?
 RandomTrivia:  
 red_shoes_jeff: T E E T H
 nappitatti: TEETH
 public_key_reveal_party: My favorite cheese snack
 FarleyF:  
 micalovits:  
 Tandtroll_OG:   
 GredGredmansson: TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr:  
 DeM0nFiRe:  
 DanTheMediocre:  
 TehAmelie: when we have a minute, could we get a shot of ceiling egg? i haven't seen it in months it seems
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: teeth teeth teeth teeth
Kingsgrave: manifetos is hilarious
 KaleidoscopeMind: manifetoes
  nosole:  
 kaziel0: T E E T H
 Creature_Comforts:  
Earthenone: many feeto
neveth: TEETH
 Heckhoundbolt:  
 Lichenbeard:  
 RandomTrivia: Manifetos on stream
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 Tandtroll_OG:  
DaxStrife: "Manifetos: The Feet of Fate."
CanvasWolfDoll: that's going to be an interesting mailtime in about a year's time
 ClodiumSoride: Jordynne has figured out how to whisper here
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Richard Hawkes: ASMLRR is just Graham crinkling mtg packs at the start of every crack-a-pack
Yellowmaster52: teeth teeth teeth teeth
octo chan: TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH
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 SnackPak_: 
Furyfire: Sub bommmmb
Angreed66: do not send teeth to mailtime
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 Its_VeeBot: Helloooo
 RandomTrivia: Nothing would beat that
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 RandomTrivia: That's very strong
 Brozard: Get burned bread and get burned
 RandomTrivia: Kathleen with the callback 
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 northos: "how it would have been done to me"
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Derpmind: 🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷
Waves of Babies: Hullo
  Rogue 7: "If Serge did it"
octo chan: yess, tha callback
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/PlausibleAlertTardigradePraiseIt-lsyQruxn5aMUBgYl
  TXC2: fun story, he lost the rights to that book in a lawsuit
 calculated_uncertainties: Murder Serge wrote
 Saintnex: I was murdered by Serge: It didn’t happen but this would be how it would happen
 red_shoes_jeff: Gra 
 themercenary1987: Could we get a reaqding of that graham
 RandomTrivia: 
 gooey_xylophone:  
 Suffix: Oh no.
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 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 jacqui_lantern234: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 RandomTrivia: They would never ban Mountain, the cowards
 LotusEaterMtG: Summon Donkey
 NewtyNewts: Not Johnny!
 Lord_Hosk: I just foiled out my big ass johnson deck!
 GredGredmansson: Hey, Pride of Hull Clade isn't THAT oppressive
Ularl_Platypus: Hes such a good blocker
 DanTheMediocre: but he had SO much toughness
 Koshindan: They banned Mountain when Island is still legal?!
Invitare: I *want* Mountain banned
 Seth_Erickson: Commander secret powerhouse
 jarnatan: irs funny because nobody plays standard
WardsarTheWriter: Red not in Meta anymore...
 TehAmelie: Long D*** Johnson has a lot to answer for
 Suffix: I prefer Limited anyways,
 Its_VeeBot: You know what they say about Big Ass Johnson.
excalgold: but my entire deck is focused around BAJ!
  TXC2: Big ass Johnson was meta warping and you know it
EvilBadman: big Ass Johnson is Gruul, right?
Angreed66: That's Hugs nickname
Redpandarama: Totally did not forget the subathon was happening, stoked!!
CobaltShuriken: there goes my johnson tribal
 chrono2x: Big Ass Johnson will live on in legacy
Alex_Frostfire: Island OP. Ban Mountain. Seems legit.
Bruceski: When mountains are being played in every tournament red deck, you know there's a problem
 public_key_reveal_party: He's not great in draft though
 RandomTrivia: Yeah that tracks
 Lysander_salamander: fair
 GredGredmansson: Big Ass Johnson, that's Pride of Hull Clade right?
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MungoDude: mountain is banned, but snow-covered mountain is still legal
 TheGeneralThomas: Bigg Ass Johnson? That card is CRACKED!
 BrowneePoints: Big Ass Johnson was Garruk’s name in the Adult Industry
 couchboyj: They name Johnson on their Cavern of Souls and I just scoop
  mtvcdm: Why doesn't the dimensional wizard just throw the mountain
 lithuasil: tbh banning Mountains would fix the arena meta
 raulghoulia: jeezus cameron
DES_Adam: !subathon
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Blasteg: mountain vs island would be amazing here
 jacqui_lantern234: i love your brain, Adam Savidan XD
 ClodiumSoride: Always pander to chat, Cori.
 hd_dabnado: CAM
  Colin: B A J is a helluva deck
Lemonancy: really happy to see stream mirrored on YouTube as well
chifii: I just got my foil Johnson signed!
 Sibwow: big ass johnson is a vanilla 4 mana 6/6
 Its_VeeBot: !card big
  LRRbot: Found 16 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
 Carlioo: @GredGredmansson omg I'm gonna call it that from now on lol
 Saintnex: Big Ass Johnston had way too much toughness
 KBKarma: Very toight.
 hawktonguebaby: Hate those BAJ decks
TheGreatPotatoMage: Remember; don't Pithing Needle your Big Ass Johnson
 neogetz: Mountain less op than island
 jibkat: your loved jacqui_lantern234 gottem!
 Sorator13: !card johnson
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Earthenone: !card B.F.M
  LRRbot: B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster) (BBBBBBBBBBBBBBB) | Creature — The Biggest, Baddest, Nastiest, Scariest Creature You'll Ever See [99/99] | You must cast both B.F.M. cards to put B.F.M. onto the battlefield. If one B.F.M. card leaves the battlefield, sacrifice the other. / B.F.M. can’t be blocked except by three or more creatures.
 ElementalAlchemist: doubLRR
 Sorator13: aww
 RocknGrohlNerd: lets go Ben
goateedave86: supertype Bigass subtype johnson
 Mangledpixel: doubLRR
 Fanklok: "And they he just slammed his Big Ass Johnson on the table"
 NewtyNewts: Big Ass Johnson always scries to the bottom
 jacqui_lantern234: @jibkat NO U MORE
 Mr_Horrible: bro doubledddddd. The doublerrrrrrrr
MungoDude: it's cotnent
 Ladyrhea: 400
 DanTheMediocre: michael doublé
 jibkat: jacqui_lantern234 thats a lie
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 themercenary1987: !card john
goateedave86: I mean, Big Ass Johnson has to have delve right?
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Alex_Frostfire: Big Ass Johnson is the cheapest toughness fighting effect.
 damn_i_am_pretty: so much sub
 Lysander_salamander: 
Waves of Babies: Thank god Long Dick Johnson is still legal
  Colin: Warning: Do not foil your Johnson, or do, I'm not a cop
Derpmind: The prompts are doubled and the points are weirder.
 brieandbacon: @jacqui_lantern234 are you terrorising chat by being nice to them?
 jacqui_lantern234: @jibkat you saying that im loved more than you? yes that is a lie
Gwandan: Big Ass Johnson has Kicker?
 jacqui_lantern234: @brieandbacon always
CobaltShuriken: okay, what flavor is this pulsating mass?
 NewtyNewts: The cup, however...
 BlueChloroplast: The tea is poison 
 Its_VeeBot: Big Ass Johnson and his sidekick, Medium Butt Joe
Kingsgrave: Now ALEX will ruin the coffee
stippledotter: Unless it's sears coffee
 baskwalla: Unless Paul drinks the coffee
 TheWooglie: would he poison bad coffee?
 Lysander_salamander: Lime?
  TXC2: what if Serge handed you tea ?
 brieandbacon: @jacqui_lantern234 diabolical, I love it
 Mr_Horrible: "Hill control"
kusinohki: meows
 Mangledpixel: 10 of your Earth seconds remain
 Mazrae: Coffee is fine, tea is poisoned
Ularl_Platypus: The Big Ass Johnson ban was more to kill all the combos it started
 flatluigi: east asia
 Astra7525: The Final Club Soda
 ClodiumSoride: @CobaltShuriken Fruit Stripe gum
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 themercenary1987: Big Ass Johnson is power X Tough Y+1 where X is the number of creatures, and y is their combined toughness
CobaltShuriken: @clodiumsoride so amazing, but so short lived
  TXC2: DEEP cut
 ClodiumSoride: it is *now*
Roe Dent: you have to tell us if you're a cop
Waves of Babies: RED TEAM HAS TAKEN THE LEAD
  Sarah: @Colin You *should* protect it though
Bruceski: "secret"?
 ElementalAlchemist: That's a *good* deep cut
ScrapyardGhostTrain: As someone that doesn't ingest caffeine, I just would refuse anything Serge offered me. 
 BrowneePoints: BINTURONGS MENTIONED!
Cptasparagus: does Big Ass Johnson have Offspring?
 Alness49: "Sexy Bintarong" sounds like a King Lizard song
 Lysander_salamander: 
 LotusEaterMtG: this is really regular identity and alter ego
 L0rdX33n: I wanna be a f@&$ civit
 hawktonguebaby: Ahhh, it's binturong
 GredGredmansson: i know what bintarong is from LRR Kamigawa nicknames
 BrowneePoints: They’re also cute and BIG
 korvys: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a7/Binturong_in_Overloon.jpg/640px-Binturong_in_Overloon.jpg
 jarnatan: Jordynne is not wrong!
 BusTed: both very good
 RandomTrivia: BAHAHAHA
 incslayer: Dog + Smaller Dog is just too good
EvilBadman: ben you have to get the winner
MungoDude: 
EvilBadman: that's the law
 jarnatan: or several smaller cows
 Mr_Horrible: I could see both of these becoming real tbh
 BusTed: dog the size of a smaller dog
 Lysander_salamander: nope
 LordChrusher: has Kathleen said what her book is about?
 RandomTrivia:   
  Rogue 7: Illegal in 9 countries?
  Rogue 7: On today's episode of CDHC...
 Iluvatardis: two melatonin
TheGreatPotatoMage: You have TWO CALVES, Ben!
  Pharmacistjudge:  Cetirizine 
missa_hancock: ooh a desert bus segment - Ben gets tattoos
 red_shoes_jeff: HA! "Calf"
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  TXC2: the chat swing
 LotusEaterMtG: Weimaraner riding a wiener dog
 Its_VeeBot: The Audience Hath Spoken
 hawktonguebaby: The fact that it's not a larger dog is *chef's kiss*
 teddywhosabear: lmao
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Earthenone: audiance loves dogs
 Jack_Slack: Have fun you crazy guys. Thank you for the many laughs over all the years.
 TehAmelie: chat likes doge
 Mr_Horrible: cannot fight the community's love of dogs
 flatluigi: the wii play loincloth
Fluffy776: How is that box of unsold wii sports
 RandomTrivia: 
 Lord_Hosk: NOT AGAIN!
 wedge_x: want some of those hoodie undies
 Mr_Horrible: 
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 Taveena: Aw, I missed the big hundo. AH WELL. HAPPY SUBATHON.
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 Singenmeister: not make into body pillows?
 calculated_uncertainties: 1000
EPGelion: Wasn't that part of a Wheeler fever dream at MagicCon?
  Colin: @Sarah Putting it in a box though has different implications xD
 matthaus_c: Jund 'Em Out on the junk
 BtEtta: Get on the point boxers.
 YareNiDaze: Unending podcast,
 HorusFive: Would also purchase
Fluffy776: no
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 Elenodul: the 10 years!
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 beowuuf:  to the palindrone
 Taveena: "jund 'em out" written on the crotch is. worrying.
Fluffy776: pls
 micalovits: I would get "jund em out" undies
 KaleidoscopeMind: "kathleen's side of the story"
 TehAmelie: was that meant to be The Whole Story?
 CaptainSpam: The Whole Story: The Whole Story
 RealGamerCow: The retrospective series of the horse joke is just the horse joke
 N2Osferatu: Horse Joke Minute
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/ResoluteLachrymoseToadWow-znH2NzD-8PY3m_eJ
 stevestein: I want a Real Story about The Real Story
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
FickleMuse: oh horse joke is very funny
 Its_VeeBot: Mystery Horse Joke Theater 3000
 ElementalAlchemist: 
  TXC2: too real Cameron 
Fluffy776: I showed a friend Desert Bus for the first time just in time for the horse joke
  Pharmacistjudge: then we get Horse joke Snyder cut
Piecrust9: Ive literally never heard the whole horse joke, even in pieces
 Mr_Horrible: @Taveena something something "putrid leech" before I'm asked to leave and my phone number is blocked
 YareNiDaze: @CaptainSpam Nah, you McElroy it: The Whole "The Whole Story" Story
 jarnatan: Horny on manefeto
 NewtyNewts: To the tune of Despacito?
 Its_VeeBot: Also Paul & Storm are gonna sue
  Colin: I need a LRRpride shirt to turn into a gym vest
  Sarah: @Colin Yeah but you do want a good sleeve
Roe Dent: previously on The Horse Joke...
 Mr_Horrible: : )
Fluffy776: 
 RocknGrohlNerd: callbacks
 hd_dabnado: 1337 cover would go hard though
Fluffy776: 
 TehAmelie: Many feta
 GredGredmansson: the symbol of her church?
 JadedCynic: In the "Is This Syncronicity?" file, someone on Mastadon polled us asking us if we should use a "Rejected WiiPlay Games" shirt as part of a patchwork skirt...
 BlueChloroplast: Now I have ready steady go stuck in my head
 BrowneePoints: Loading Ready OKGO
 nessiah_aries: Magnetos good twin: Manefeto
 RandomTrivia: Bahahahahaha
 northos: notably, "manefeto" misspelled in a further, different way than the original typo 
 ThePerrBearr: Audience wants graham
 raulghoulia: same answer
Snowcookies: lol the callback
 RandomTrivia: Those are both VERY strong answers
 Nigouki: DIG HER UP! DIG HER UP!
 Tangsm: Get a hologram of her.
Fluffy776: 😂😂😂
 Brozard: Gotta feed her that tuna sandwich
TheGreatPotatoMage: PLEASE dig her up
 jarnatan: Oh DIG her up okay
 Its_VeeBot: Weekend at LRRNies
 beowuuf: or the clock tower
 Lysander_salamander: yes
ScrapyardGhostTrain: She's a zombie, thank you.
cyrenman: I think the Queen already appeared on a Feed Dump
 KV1NN4: REBURY HER! REBURY HER!
 teddywhosabear: can't lese majeste the dead, baby!
Furyfire: Big Ass Johnson is banned too!
MicroManagingMusician: shout out to the panalysts episode
 KBKarma: AND the UK economy.
SnowBuddy18: Weekend at Lizzy's
 red_shoes_jeff: DIG! DIG! DIG!
 hawktonguebaby: Weekend at Betty's
 BrowneePoints: now this is How High
chazzer995: DIG HER UP
 Mr_Horrible: honestly the most productive PM
 DanTheMediocre: humour is great when it digs up instead of punches down
 kimmiekoneko: big ass elizabeth ii
chazzer995: DIGGY DIGGY HOLE
Invitare: she also killed the economy
EmmaPartlow: AND she lost to a lettuce.
 LotusEaterMtG: the Clickhole QE 2 would make a good guest
 PipeSmokingOwl: and then lose her seat in the HoC rofl
 micalovits: I think it was the Lettuce that did the queen in
 Taveena: I mean the punch-a-chunk is coming-
AlsoSopranoCat: jsut need a OUija board
 Pywodwagon: shes at the bottom of the chunk
  Dark Esch: :)
gamefreak3072: :)
octo chan: :)
  Colin: Weekend at Queenies
Bannin: As long as its not A big ass johnson
 AveryCorvus: Presumably Liz got buried in the queens pyramid?
 YareNiDaze: The cabbage lasted longer than her.
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/BenevolentOriginalPepperoniResidentSleeper-4A3MC5SfjLBGhwng
 BrowneePoints: this is How High with Method Man and Redman when they dig up Benjamin Franklin
 nessiah_aries: Isn't Big Ass Johnson Elizabeth II's  maiden name?
 korvys: https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/463/232/27b.png
 Mangledpixel: and her PMship was outlasted by a head of lettuce
 SnackPak_: daang
 Mr_Horrible: excellent
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 GredGredmansson: both good
 ElementalAlchemist: OOF
NimrodXIV: yessss
 patbaer: both win
 Sorator13: oh man, both of these are excellent
unleashenlightenment: this makes me sad
 Its_VeeBot: Chose at random
 Saintnex: 
 stevestein: I still miss you Feed Dump
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 riking27: Real politics deep cut
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 RandomTrivia: @korvys I forgot about that graph 
 JadedCynic:  why does my nose itch? 
Fluffy776: Makes me miss Adam's Gamehaus
 theevermist: @micalovits the lettuce was her phylactery
 Blip2004: Feed Dump with Lets nope in the background? sure
 ElementalAlchemist: good job Cam
 LotusEaterMtG: all of the news today is truly "Let's Nope"
chazzer995: Ma-ni-fee-to
  Sarah_Serinde: *I* voted for Cameron's
 Sorator13: It was a difficult choice, Cam
 RandomTrivia: 
 GredGredmansson: the people just want more ben and adam
 SnackPak_: gottem!
 pleonasticTautology: snrk
 YeetTheRich_: ha
 ElementalAlchemist: thanks Jordynne
 Saintnex: hahaha
 miuraseri: I UNDERSTAND THIS REFERENCE
 RandomTrivia: I want to answer both
Derpmind: Split the room.
Bannin: that will get you demonitized for sure
Derpmind: OOF
gamefreak3072: I would've sent bits if one was "this hat"
Bannin: Ben and Adam
Roe Dent: so good
  Jess Kay: too real
 themercenary1987: OMG
Invitare: (Chat should only count as 1 vote)
 ClodiumSoride: Keep running, Wheeler.
 kaziel0: Speaking of screaming... XD
 ThePerrBearr: the magazine?
 Its_VeeBot: Hello, light
 BusTed: 
 jarnatan: Honestly I'm cool with it just being Mahjong Soul
cyrenman: Queen Elizabeth in Feed Dump: https://youtu.be/TPQH3EqHfPk?si=0cCSMrMKtltceuxF&t=217
 red_shoes_jeff: I went for the unrealistic answer.
 beowuuf: 
 RandomTrivia: Jordynne you are still an absolute queen for doing that
 Mr_Horrible: Hilights for kids
 MommaGart: shoutout Jordan's latest Highlight Reel
 brieandbacon: Very
 TehAmelie: oh hi light
ihorner: Goofus spells it Hilight
MungoDude: greetings, light
stippledotter: Ghilite
 damn_i_am_pretty: spelling is for closers
 BlueMechanic: what are mahjong tiles if not small ceramic cards?
Bruceski: FINE, highlite, you happy?
 jacqui_lantern234: yeah! Adam's a himbo!!!
WardsarTheWriter: That highlight reel segment is gonna live on in our memories for years to come...
 BrowneePoints: Wait a second, he just played a card game last Saturday
CobaltShuriken: oh Adam
 TheWooglie: Adam asked Jordynne how to spell highlight
 BrowneePoints: Ian spotted in chat
 Viewers_Like_You: "Hi-lites" don't meet the government standards to legally be packaged as "highlights"
nova_plushie: heather is savage
 Jadenim: hilite
 Sorator13: @Viewers_Like_You 
 NewtyNewts: hylyt
 teddywhosabear: @Viewers_Like_You insufficient neon yellow
TheGreatPotatoMage: I've done a clip compilation thing like Jordynne did, and yeah... the rendering time... Never again
stippledotter: Jylyeight
Earthenone: hilight? thats not right, clip it to win it
 raulghoulia: @Viewers_Like_You very nice
Derpmind: My favorite highlight is all of them.
  Rogue 7: ❤ Jordynne
NickTheDM: God that was a legendary play from Jordynne.
gamefreak3072: hilite
 RandomTrivia: Kathleen setting up the callback play
 TehAmelie: you can have one dibs
 Its_VeeBot: Large Booty John
 JadedCynic: @NewtyNewts from Universal 
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 jarnatan: Wet. Ass. Johnson
Earthenone: is big ass jhonson on the reserve list?
 GredGredmansson: Untap, Draw, Fuck
 terribleplan: Izzet Big Ass Johnson?
 ThePerrBearr: 3 words: mono Red
 DanTheMediocre: Izzet; Bigass;Johnson?
 Fanklok: Kathleen as teh CEO's wife is allowed to ask the help to do absurd things
MungoDude: Is it? It isn't. Isn't it?
Bearudite: time for burmashave punchlines
 Saintnex: Big. Ass. Mizzet
 Lysander_salamander: then be nice
 YareNiDaze: Question for chat and also the collective Doctors LRR - What colour combo is Big Ass Johnson and why is it Jund?
Angreed66: time for the big ass Johnson jinx
 Viewers_Like_You: Big / Ass / (Null input for comedy purposes)
 RocknGrohlNerd: mono, big-ass, johnson?
JosVanTongeren: simmic slaw for the win!!
stippledotter: Big Izzet Johnson
 beowuuf: lol
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 LotusEaterMtG: BIG ASS MANIFETO
 themercenary1987: @jarnatan Is that The Rock in the rain?
 Its_VeeBot: Wait, isn't "Big Ass Johnson" technically a synonym of "Large Dickbutt"?
TheGreatPotatoMage: Big Ass Johnson and his cohost, Wet Ass Percy
 TehAmelie: nobody's ass is that big, not even Big Ass Johnson, etc
thekumquatking: Big Booty Benis
  TXC2: hello Raiders
MungoDude: welcome raiders
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 drfox17: SUUUUBATHON!
 beowuuf:  raiders
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 KBKarma: Gonna have to dip shortly so I can get my medication.
 Sorator13: @YareNiDaze same hat! https://clips.twitch.tv/CharmingPlacidPlumageRiPepperonis-SnvcLdh_JrlheNMH
stippledotter: Welcome raiders!
 teddywhosabear: g'day internet
 GredGredmansson: @YareNiDaze big ass johnson is Bant I feel, they have the biggest butts there
  Dark Esch: Izzet Guildgate, yes it is
Reymond Kira: you can bet that it gets on the hilite real
Fourleggedfreak: that bit from Jordynne was epic xD
 Taveena: @GredGredmansson Large tracts of land.
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JosVanTongeren: w  we  co me ra id er s
 RandomTrivia: Welcome raiders! 
 DanTheMediocre: Large Booty Lion-El
ihlendrax: !hole
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 RocknGrohlNerd: hello raiders
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 beowuuf: cdhc has given way to a subathon with Many Things for the next 5 days solidly
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 LotusEaterMtG: did we lose Kathleen's mic?
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Earthenone: welcome raiders, this is a long silence leading up to callbacks to things you missed 
 RandomTrivia: 
 RandomTrivia: HOLY SHIT
 RandomTrivia: FUCKL
 GredGredmansson: YIKES
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 Splash4Mirrodin: WOW
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 flatluigi: wow
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 baltimore_667083: WOW
 Taveena: oH NO,
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 jacqui_lantern234: HOLY SHIT
 TehAmelie: bold
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 Jadenim: Jesus
 patience_zero: oof
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 red_shoes_jeff: 
 ContingentCat: ouch
 LotusEaterMtG: amazing
nova_plushie: OUCH
 jarnatan: Who even sends that
 beowuuf: austrailian spiders 
gamefreak3072: @Dark Esch Izzet boilerworks? yes it is
Seana L Purvis: I'm so glad to see all of you doing another subathon
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  Dark Esch: woah
  Colin: Oh NO!
Reymond Kira: Izzet Cluestone. Amazing.
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 micalovits: I thought you lost a bet
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 Underachiever28: I voted, and now I feel bad 😅
 RandomTrivia: Jordynne with the nuclear option
 RealGamerCow: Might want to have Alex walk around with his giger counter just in case
 Gaz_L: Has Graham seen Hank Green's stand up special, btw?
 jacqui_lantern234: JORDYNNE HOLY SHIT XD
 MilkInBags: FEOM
 nessiah_aries: Someone sent G a live crab?
 RubikDarkwill: No Fan Golem reference?
  TXC2: yikes
 DeM0nFiRe: YIKES lol
 Splash4Mirrodin: Timely
Pteraspidomorphi: oof
 MilkInBags: minor spelling mistake
 flatluigi: wooooooooooooow
 ExachixKitsune: wow
 Heckhoundbolt: yikes
 RandomTrivia: 
 matthaus_c: DAMN
 baltimore_667083: WOOOOOW
 jarnatan: uhhh
 Its_VeeBot: We love you G
 TotalHell: Spicy
GazzyInferno: feom
Furyfire: WELP
WardsarTheWriter: Topical...
keely_lionheart: wooow deep cut
 miuraseri: oh
 hd_dabnado: YALL
 neisan2112: Oof
 Snampo_ok: Wow..
 themercenary1987: Topical....
 teddywhosabear: topical and spicy
 LotusEaterMtG: oh my
 Taveena: Oh that took me a moment,
 GredGredmansson: were they ever though
LeeshaJoy: too soon
 NonUniqueGuy: Wow
 spinebustertee: as a resident of milwaukee that last one hits too hard
 Alahmnat: "anymore"
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haberley: LRRtolan?
  TXC2: the OrtaLRR
FickleMuse: there is no god here
 Sibwow: ortolan joke count to 1
 BusTed: does that answer remind anyone else of that hotel guy from john wick
  SmithKurosaki: @spinebustertee Condolences
 riking27: Tough choice
patrick_stonecrusher: Topical... l8ke the bullet wound
 TehAmelie: ortaLRRn
 DahudLefthanded: There's been a lot of ortolon today
 BrowneePoints: Adam, it’s a good thing you’re gorgeous
 atinyspacemarine: the ortelan of internet comedy
Bearudite: so THATS what the Tarp budget is for
 DanTheMediocre: is this what the Tarp budget gets spent on
  Rogue 7: Chat knows what it did
octo chan: YIKES FOREVER
Seana L Purvis: yikes
  Colin: You did say that Watch and Play gave you it once
Derpmind: yikes
  Dark Esch: Feom
Zeathian: topical
  Jess Kay: feom
 RandomTrivia: Sweet merciful BUS folks, save some firepower for the rest of the Subathon 
 Angnor33: Remember, God can't watch you through aluminum foil.
 MilkInBags: adam that was good
 ElementalAlchemist: nice
MungoDude: nice
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  Sarah_Serinde: Okay chat, they brought it up on stream but we're not getting into it here
 red_shoes_jeff: nice
 flatluigi: is that what ian's making on tinker tailor
  Juliamon: the rund
 Creature_Comforts: Someone was waiting to unleash that one.
 Brozard: @spinebustertee I just visited last week, your town is neat, in spite of the RNC
Furyfire: 
 GredGredmansson: T H E R U N D
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/CaringEagerElkDxAbomb-iVD2-_kYH2_JYLT1
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 Songar87: SUUUUUUBS!  
CobaltShuriken: The Rundening
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 Its_VeeBot: The grink
 wedge_x: CORI
 IbunWest: I had the rund once. Doctor cleared it up nicely though.
 jacqui_lantern234: THE RUND XD
AspiringDryad: (rund = bovine in dutch)
 Suffix: I can hook you up for 2/3
 RandomTrivia: R U N D
chazzer995: THE RUND
Metric_Furlong: Loading Ready The Rund
  SmithKurosaki: And on todaty'
 Taveena: i love THE RUND
 mercano82: Can you smell what The Rund is cooking?
 NewtyNewts: Claimed Jund?
thekumquatking: THE RUND
Lizardman175: Rund em out?
 KBKarma: The Rund MC?
Blasteg: what's the rund?
 BusTed: 
 RandomTrivia: RUND 'EM OUT
 DahudLefthanded: Runding in the 90s
 MilkInBags: we almost got Grond
  SmithKurosaki: And on Today's Program: The RUND
 jacqui_lantern234: Dwayne The Rund Johnson
 nessiah_aries: The Eckig vs the Rund
 DanTheMediocre: RUND EM OUT
 RocknGrohlNerd: @KBKarma yes
 teddywhosabear: Big the Rund Johnson
 themercenary1987: @RandomTrivia YES!
WardsarTheWriter: Loads Readying Rund, the off-brand LRR.
  Colin: Dangit, graham got to the Ortalan joke before me
octo chan: There's a restaurant named Ortolan in my city and really want to ask
  Rogue 7: Nog
Seana L Purvis: in view of God will always win
  Jess Kay: rund em out
Kingsgrave: I just want to make a custom UG rare called Big Ass Johnson now
 Sorator13: I also thought The Rund was intentional
 control_rig: Hahah\
 YareNiDaze: Beej Ass Johnson is the harbinger for New Year's Steve.
 RandomTrivia: HypeLUL+
Furyfire: HAH
 Saintnex: haha
 RandomTrivia: That is amazing
 MilkInBags: i dont want hairy sushi
RhymesWithMoose: Okay, but consider: "Rund 'Em Out"
 azureHaights: Dice Kismeses
 jacqui_lantern234: @RandomTrivia YOURE AMAZING
 MilkInBags: rund it back
 matthaus_c: own the rund!
 Brozard: Dice Hate Cuddles
 BusTed: we own the rund
 GredGredmansson: LOVE that second one
Pteraspidomorphi: Quiplash is way stronger when LRR is playing it compared to the people I know
 JoannaTastic: Dice Situationships
Earthenone: just rund with it
Bacon_Trail: NEW BUTTON!
thewafflesareburning: Yeah Cameron
 0x6772: Rund 'em out, even.
Morrigan9: dice with benefits
JinaMahavira: The Rund is a feature
stippledotter: Dice go in the square hole
 DahudLefthanded: "The Rund" is definitely finding a place in my heart
 YareNiDaze: "Dice Cuddle Enemies": TIGHTER YOU ASSHOLE
 jarnatan: Rund Panorama
 RandomTrivia: VERY strong
 Hansk_and_Boo: Serving Rund
 Lord_Hosk: Are you just going to send me a Naked James?
 NewtyNewts: uh oh nakies
MungoDude: 
 satyropodobny: dice situationship
 geckoinasuit: desperately hoping for another round lmao
 RandomTrivia:   
 KBKarma: @Lord_Hosk Covered in sushi.
gamefreak3072: ah yes tabletop day. things get.... dicey
Seana L Purvis: rundam Wing
Derpmind: Is your refrigerator runding?
  Dark Esch: Izzet Locket, yes it is
 jchinnock: sent bits show Rund
AlsoSopranoCat: I would buy a Dice It's Complicated shirt
 Saintnex: clearly should have been Nakies 
 MilkInBags: 
 ElementalAlchemist: gg
 BusTed: ggs
 TheWooglie: GG Noy2222
Amentur:  
 raulghoulia:   
 jacqui_lantern234: GG G
 as_ever_ellesandra: Sushi James Body Pillow
JosVanTongeren: gg gram!
 Noy2222: Woo!
 DeM0nFiRe:   
 Its_VeeBot: GG
Fluffy776:   
 beowuuf:  
 TotalHell: Applause, applause
 RandomTrivia: Great work, Noy2222!
WardsarTheWriter: Graham retains title of King of LRR
  TXC2: Noy2222 
 teddywhosabear: hooray
 RocknGrohlNerd:  
 PsychoI3oy: 
3PlayerPolitics: clapclapclap
 Statist42:   
 Lysander_salamander: congrats Noy!
 TotallyNotaBeholder: Thanks Noy(ammount of 2's)
 Sorator13: thank you Noy2222!!! And ElementalAlchemist for the voicing earlier!
JosVanTongeren: thanks again @noy2222
 riking27: build a tower for Noy!
 MilkInBags: I'll hold my breath for 7 days
 gooey_xylophone: @noy2222 ty
 KBKarma: Excellent timing, time for me to turn off my immune system. Back in a bitty bitty bit.
 teddywhosabear:   
 LordZarano: https://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/quiplash3Game/f979c959351f857fd85454ec0480946c/
 Redbassist:  
JosVanTongeren: so good!!!
MungoDude: let's chunch a punk
 Noy2222: I'll fix the Quixort, then
 ElementalAlchemist: @Sorator13 
 beowuuf: pac! pac! pac! pac!
 NewtyNewts: Noy 2^2 2s
 RocknGrohlNerd: verygood job Noy
CobaltShuriken: !subathon
  LRRbot: Sub-a-Thon rules: Prime/standard Tier 1/Gift subs will add 1 minute each to the timer, Tier 2 subs add 2 minutes, and Tier 3 subs add 5 minutes. Bits also can be used: 400 Bits will add 1 minute, and multiples will count (ie. 800 Bits will add 2 minutes). Youtube contributions unfortunately do not count, but are nevertheless appreciated!
 BeccaTingles: Bedtime! Thanks everybody x
 hawktonguebaby: Two tutus, too!
Earthenone: good stream all!
bsudo: rund gives me drood the ozephrence vibes
 RandomTrivia: "And now, over there!"
JosVanTongeren: thanks al!
 BigDaddyBland87: ceiling cam?
Jillexie is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 11 in the channel!
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Earthenone: i love the stay tuned subathon cam
offbeatwitch: mimecraft
 theevermist: its time to punch and chunk
 jarnatan: Don't break screen, screen did nothing wrong
  Juliamon: Let's all go to the off-screen, let's all go to the off-screen...
3PlayerPolitics: G throwing
 Viewers_Like_You: Ooh, is it the return of the "blurry frosted transitory view"?
 raulghoulia: no beej to take off his pants
WardsarTheWriter: Break the Screen?
 themercenary1987: PUNCH THAT CHUNK!
  TXC2: they love it when you point at the sign!
Redundacy: i love punching chunks
 Astra7525: CHunch a punk
 wordnerdify:   
Jon Grayson: sorry I'm late, was getting in some Marvel Snap time
 SmithKurosaki: Its all good
Derpmind: 👏👏👏👏👏👏
 SmithKurosaki: Welcome in
gamefreak3072: Not to be confused with Noy44
Fourleggedfreak: uh oh naked sounds like "oops! it was an accident!" lol xD
octo chan: Graham has proven his funny superiority
Timlin 22: Yay got to participate in my first live lrr jackbox
Unpronounceable: I wasn't here for the whole Jackbox block. Did they play Fibbage?
Seana L Purvis: 💪
 RandomTrivia: Can't wait to get a new JamesSpin gif from this week
 kaziel0: I've been punching a chunk at home. 
 Twilight_Spark: I can't wait to watch multiple people relay punching it.
Bacon_Trail: oooooo, nonsense!
  Juliamon: Let's all go to the off-screen, to punch ourselves a chunk!
 DanTheMediocre: punch that chunk; sub that thon; sushi that james
patrick_stonecrusher: >PUNCH!<
CobaltShuriken:    
squire_muggins subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 49 months!
Xafty: thats a fair chunk of subs
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, squire_muggins! (Today's storm count: 770)
JosVanTongeren: need to do sleepy sleepy have fun punck the chunk
  TXC2: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
 red_shoes_jeff:     
Redpandarama: frosty screen!
 BigDaddyBland87: Ceiling cam!
 ExachixKitsune: you've surpassed doing 1 whole day at least
 Nigouki: so blurry
haberley: man I love this screen
WardsarTheWriter: Oh no, where's my glasses?!
tyrew0rm: Back to the pit we go
 ShaneLeeAtk: I love this interstitial screen
 flatluigi: so blurry
  TXC2: so long JosVanTongeren sleep well
 RandomTrivia: 
 brieandbacon: bLRR
 jarnatan: This implies I was in tune to begin with
 RocknGrohlNerd: see ya in vods, must sleep now
CobaltShuriken: everyone scatter!
3PlayerPolitics: blurrr
 Mangledpixel: eerie silence
ihlendrax: I love this break view.
 FarleyF: Hey John Cena Cam is back
 gooey_xylophone:                
BorgarWithAShotgun is gifting 10 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 10 in the channel!
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 accountmadeforants: Vaseline-o-vision (a.k.a. Beejcam)
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sarsum33 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 10 months!
  TXC2: right chat I'm off
 TheMerricat: I love these screens, wish LRR had more reasons to use the BLRR.
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 Astra7525: ah, the blrr-filtrrr
 jacqui_lantern234: @ihlendrax i love YOU!!!!!
3PlayerPolitics: The Rund ❤️
 Nigouki: next time on Tinker Tailrr: cleaning the vaseline off of camera lenses with Beej
 DanTheMediocre: @FarleyF can you smell what th Rund is cooking?
GiraffeStache: 💕
DounixD: I just remembered beej doing an undressing bit at the start of the last subathon
FickleMuse: I just have to say, yet again, just how much I LOVE these break screens
  Jess Kay: no fibbage this time
Jon Grayson: my 1st live chat on this channel, I'm excited
WiseBagus: How many subs to get to Saturday?
 SmithKurosaki: @Jess Kay I've heard there are more Jackbox games yet to play
octo chan: good stuff, I'll have to tune back in later
  Chaos Treader: The sudden cut in sound was a little jarring.
 red_shoes_jeff: !vaselineorbarcode
  LRRbot: Vaseline!
 geckoinasuit: time to take a break and go watch the roborosewater chaos draft
 bytecaster: Oh how I missed you, Subathon Pause Screen
  TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and keep on sub-a-thoning!
liminalblossom subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 55 months!
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 red_shoes_jeff: Yep
 BorgarWithAShotgun: @joinedtwitchfordesertbus I got the right person.
Bacon_Trail: wait, there's already a break command... how will we ever track tool breaks?
 Astra7525: @DounixD yes he did
  Sarah_Serinde: !subathon
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 jacqui_lantern234: @TXC2 night friend 
 YareNiDaze: @DanTheMediocre The Rund says Know Your Damn Role! 
 TehAmelie: in the old times they'd put vaseline on the lens in order to create soft focus
 Retroman1954:    
squire_muggins is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 10 in the channel!
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 TehAmelie: but this may be overdoing it. . .
 Mazrae: Wait why is there a 5 sub difference between the counter on screen and the sub counter in chat
 Sorator13: @Mazrae Delay
red_shoes_jeff is gifting 10 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 521 in the channel!
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FickleMuse: Well, I guess this is a good time for my laundry to beep at me
CobaltShuriken: is there a limit to the subathon timer, and has it already been reached?
3PlayerPolitics: a wizzard did it
  Juliamon: Mazrae Storm count inclues Youtube
 Mangledpixel: Mazrae might have different start times?
 Viewers_Like_You: Oh hey, sub noises
haberley: @CobaltShuriken 5 days
 maybe_games: @red_shoes_jeff Thanks for the gift sub!
 Mangledpixel: oh YouTube, that makes more sense
 SmithKurosaki: @WiseBagus Very many, we've got 25h worth already. A note: YT subs/superchats don't count, only subs and bits on Twitch
  Jess Kay: @SmithKurosaki yeah, it'll likely be in later, just wasn't in that session
  Sarah: Each Twitch sub or 400 bits adds one minute
  Sarah: But tier 2 and 3 subs add more time than that
 Astra7525: PSA: I just found out that the Twitch browser client now has an option to pause chat autoscroll on mouse-over (or buttonpress). Neato
x3ryn: good way to spend the day
 0x6772: PAN!
CobaltShuriken: @haberley that’s a lot of days!
 PhoenixMelior: We are almost at a whole day of stream
 Viewers_Like_You: wheee
 RandomTrivia: ZOOOOOOP
tyrew0rm: ooh
 TheMerricat: Also chat, it's 96F with 50% humidity here. I feel like I've been dipped in molasses without the benefit of it being sweet.
chianeko subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 31 months!
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Bacon_Trail: what a high tech transistion
Bacon_Trail: love it
KharadBanar subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 65 months!
 KharadBanar: I‘m doing my part for the 8^2th time 
 TehAmelie: it's been two hours and we're up nearly 16 hours
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 measureofhope:   
WardsarTheWriter: Chat: Enhance!
 RandomTrivia: Such production value
 iiieye: Well just got here in time for thriplash, what I miss?
 Nigouki: oooooh, right, the actual physical in-person head-to-head PaC
houssem037: it's not a different room 
plaidanddrpepper subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 11 months, currently on a 11 month streak!
 plaidanddrpepper: sub!
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Alex_Frostfire: Good time to go start my laundry!
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 Retroman1954: Thanks for the sub! @canahedo
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 googoltudoris: ok that was a cool transition
 Redbassist:   
Furyfire: All the subs
houssem037: my immersion 
Barb4rian:    
haberley: 800 subs!!
 jarnatan: The target number of subs is slightly north of 7000 so there's a bit more to go before we hit the cap
 beowuuf: yay, over one day!
kinipelah subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 15 months!
 Tandtroll_OG: @themerricat oh that sounds awful
asddsa28: that is alot of subs
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CobaltShuriken: I see Alex!
dukebazaar: 
 JadedCynic: @TheMerricat *wafts cool, dry air out of my freezer in Merricat's direction*  (it's muggy here, but only like 75f)
Derpmind: The camera turns.
Joachim Sauer: I'm just in time to stay tuned!
  Colin: Was that Adam waving about
Joachim Sauer: I'm so incredibly tuned right now!
  Colin: Or Graham, no wait Graham
 BorgarWithAShotgun: mic5?
haberley: i mean, it's 10 at night and raining here if anyone wants some colder weather 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
houssem037: so what now ? highlander ?
 JadedCynic: nah, they're not SUPPOSED to be audible during this break
x3ryn: haha I’d like some rain
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 beowuuf: @houssem037 punch a chunk relay in minecraft
 jarnatan: Now is punch-chunk
 ShaneLeeAtk: @themerricat Same here, friend. It is a very damp oven outside.
 RandomTrivia: @houssem037 Next up is the Minecraft Punch-A-Chunk relay
3PlayerPolitics: It's 16 here, but that's celsius so YMMV
 KharadBanar: 11 at night here and still 26C, send help
Kingsgrave: punk-a-chunch
Jon Grayson: looked like Graham to me
gamefreak3072: It was definitly gradam
houssem037: thx 
 TehAmelie: punk-a-sunk
 Mangledpixel: anyway, https://imgur.com/7LTVDdg.gif
 Tandtroll_OG: With help and yelp for bits
 RandomTrivia: Gonna make a square hole to put everything into throughout the week
ShifuDaxiongmao: someone get that serge a coffee! 
 bytecaster: I have not looked outside to see what the weather is like and I will not start now
 maybe_games: @3PlayerPolitics metric doesnt use mileage!
 margieargie: Anyway, here for the really important part of this sub-a-thon, everything else is just bonus <_<
monitor360:   
Molladia subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 68 months!
 Molladia: Perfect re-sub timing. Happy Sub-a-thon
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RatherLargeToad subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 59 months!
 LordZarano: Is this gonna be relay style, or TAG TEAM MATCH?
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, RatherLargeToad! (Today's storm count: 808)
3PlayerPolitics: @maybe_games not with that attitude
Medusa_Stein subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 17 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Medusa_Stein! (Today's storm count: 809)
 TehAmelie: meanwhile, canada https://i.imgur.com/uHSZYvw.jpg
3PlayerPolitics: @maybe_games lol
 jarnatan: I'm honestly looking forward to the overnight watchalongs for those sweet sweet archived videos
  Colin: I know that was a typo, but Gradam made me think of a gundam, but graham
kusinohki: relay?  for some reason I thought it would be a 2vs3 chunk punching.  like serge and james combined could beat 3ppl working together...
 Mazrae: It's 100 here with index of 105 and 42% humidity
 Procrastronauts: oh shit we thonning
 Despoiler98:          YAYthanks for the sub!
 Mazrae: Index 109**
 jarnatan: It is exactly that, kusinohki
measureofhope is continuing the Gift Sub they got from hyralt!
 TehAmelie: i keep holding out for the reverse punch, where they fill every block in a chunk from bottom to top
haberley: @jarnatan just rewatched the watchalongs from last time, it's so good
ShifuDaxiongmao: aaannnd... un-freeze
 Gaz_L: i mean, it's still 2v3, so presumably Team AlCorG will have shorter shifts/turns?
 ClodiumSoride: I wonder how the relay part will work. Switch after each layer?
Joshua Trytten: Get in the Graham, Shinji
 BorgarWithAShotgun: @TehAmelie with or without caves?
3PlayerPolitics: suck a chunk? 🤔
 TehAmelie: all solid blocks
 red_shoes_jeff: 1300
return_of_floki4242: 
haberley: @3PlayerPolitics blow chunks
 Tandtroll_OG: @tehamelie I think after The Pile James will veto everything where blocks are placed
 TheOtherTrevor: going to punch it right in the chunk
Piecrust9: Show me the chunk!!
3PlayerPolitics: OH. yes much better @haberley
 MWGNZ: time for some  s
Scarbble: nice bits
 KharadBanar: @tehamelie would they have the necessary blocks beforehand or need to gather them?
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Inkompetence: @red_shoes_jeff just noticed a gift sub from you: thank you very much!
 Gascitygaming: 
 TehAmelie: oh, they'd have to gather whatever they think is most efficient
 SnackPak_: 
 ExachixKitsune:   
 jarnatan: Move-a-chunk: Punch an entire chunk, then put the chunk somewhere else
CobaltShuriken:    
 korvys: 
avi_miller: Dance cam
 Gascitygaming:   
GazzyInferno: dancey dance
 red_shoes_jeff: @Inkompetence 
 IbunWest: 
 Tandtroll_OG:   
 incslayer:    
 bethjch: 
 DanTheMediocre: All chunk, punched by Rund
 ExachixKitsune:   
 wordnerdify:    
neveth: 
 Redbassist:  
 measureofhope:    
 RandomTrivia:    
 kaziel0:   
x3ryn: pre chunk groove
 KiaStirling: 
 LostThePirate:   
 Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra : I didn't realize how much I'd missed the dancing for the fuzz'd camera.
haberley: ooooooohhhh
 TotallyNotaBeholder:  
 gooey_xylophone:   
 Mazrae: And on a crab note
 red_shoes_jeff:     
WardsarTheWriter: It's funny to see this dancing when I have Raphael's Final Act playing.
 beowuuf: @TehAmelie james build a pile in a central chunk area in his second homestream, and it required too much concentration compared to normal pac'ing so he's said he'l never do that sort of thing again 
ShifuDaxiongmao: your Summon Focus didn't work 
 Two_Hats: I would love to see a punch a chunk, but both Serge and James control the same character
3PlayerPolitics: Praise Rund
 TheMerricat: So it's taken me this long to realize that the pinned cheers aren't people memeing two letters but actually their names abbreviated and the UI I'm using just won't show the full name. 
 RandomTrivia: Hot graham mic!
GazzyInferno: i need to perfect the bits count 69
stippledotter: Making a square hole (everything fits)
 beowuuf: mic5
 DanTheMediocre: 
 plaidanddrpepper: woo
tyrew0rm: So how classic a ruleset are we using?
midnightcurryjazz: LONG TAIL
 Mangledpixel: that was a hot mic, Graham
 terribleplan: Such a long tail.
 margieargie: Ooooh, neat
 MWGNZ: 
GazzyInferno: nooo
 50keyz: taaaaaaaaaail
 beowuuf: 
haberley: hi Cori
neveth: CORI
 gooey_xylophone: Cori!
 Gascitygaming: cori!
 herph:  
 Suffix: Hi!
Invitare: no Alex. God cannot see this
 Inkompetence: @red_shoes_jeff   
  Sarah_Serinde: Hi Cori  
 gooey_xylophone:   
 CaptainSpam: @jarnatan Ah, yes, The Pile.  I doubt James wants to try that again. LuL
 flatluigi: hi cori
HalloweenCandii subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 13 months, currently on a 7 month streak!
 SymphonySolstice:    
 stevestein: Debajo de la mesa!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, HalloweenCandii! (Today's storm count: 810)
 TehAmelie: Cori, hide and seek champion
 bjergmann101: Sorry about that paul? What did  you do Graham
ShifuDaxiongmao: there is NOTHING under the table
 Tandtroll_OG:    
 TheMerricat: Hidden Cori, Crouching James?
 RandomTrivia: Alex 
 tidehollowcat: That scared me
 beowuuf: yay! pac! pac! pac! pac!
 measureofhope: Free Cory
 DigitalSeahorse: the other half of Alex! 
 Mangledpixel: https://imgur.com/ba8BVyN.gif
 YareNiDaze: Crouching Cori Hidden Cola
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: 
avi_miller: Punch a Chunk!
Flyingdelorion: Punch that chunk!
 BlueFingers5: Dutch angle!
 AlsoSopranoCat: @red_shoes_jeff Oh wow, thanks for the gift sub!
Pteraspidomorphi: It was bugging me too 
 Coloneljesus: thanks graham
 Jillexie: WHoa, 1000+ subs
Halinn: What's wrong with not being straight, Graham?!
 teddywhosabear: this is loading ready run, things don't have to be straight
 jarnatan: Oh Cori is here too
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Sorator13: G, I'm glad you see me and people like me
 measureofhope:    
 public_key_reveal_party: graham is getting into his auteur director phase
 BorgarWithAShotgun: oh, we got more than 1k alaready
 jacqui_lantern234: "its not straight" neither am i @LoadingReadyRun but you keep me around
 red_shoes_jeff: @AlsoSopranoCat 
rogerivany: I see we have some ringers
avi_miller: Yes! Chaos!!
 YareNiDaze: There were 5 of 'em!
 DanTheMediocre: look June is over, camera is straight again
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 fastlane250: oh damn I just noticed G's hoodie. Where can I cop that?
 RandomTrivia: "Old and busted" "New hotness"
 Lysander_salamander: what
 Gaz_L: SuperChunk Party?
 beowuuf: punching chunks adds 15 years
Bacon_Trail: it's age in minecraft
 theevermist: you know that explains a lot
 DigitalSeahorse: age of maturity?
Nahmbra subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 89 months!
 Nahmbra: Punch!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Nahmbra! (Today's storm count: 811)
Bacon_Trail: quick look up total hours spent in games
 Alas_Babylon: Serge's age is 
 Mazrae: When did the bits get over 12,000
Fourleggedfreak: Serge doin the dance 👆☝️
 SmithKurosaki: Oh? G is punching a chunk?
Clockwork Cthulhu: do we feel punchy? punch, punch, punch!
  Sarah: Amatures vs pros!
Jon Grayson: Cori's hiding, must be intense
Joshua Trytten: It HAS to be STRAIGHT graham, it's not June anymore...
  Dark Esch: you do go wide as you age
rogerivany: James is only 4.  He sings that all the time.
 BrowneePoints: Here is to a marvelous week celebrating an Incredible group of folks who put so much joy and kindness into a Dark World. You are Appreciated, and you are So, So loved. 
 beowuuf: yay, the old layout
 incslayer: @Gaz_L thanks for unlocking that memory of Cartoon Network for me
 Lysander_salamander: aging quadratically instead of linearly
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  Sarah_Serinde: Icons and everything 
 RandomTrivia: Ok the skins on the tracker 
sfn____: "#TeamOld" lmao
 wordnerdify: @BrowneePoints   
 ExachixKitsune: Praise Avi!
  Sarah_Serinde:  avi_miller
 SnackPak_:  Avi
 Suffix: YAY avi_miller
 IbunWest: @BrowneePoints 
  Sarah_Serinde: Awesome work
 KBKarma: @avi_miller Nice one!
 jacqui_lantern234: @avi_miller YOU HECCIN ROCK 
 Mangledpixel: https://i.imgur.com/UrWUxlX.gif
 jarnatan: old skin, also known as: My skin
 Sorator13: Those are excellent, Avi!!
avi_miller: 
  SmithKurosaki: Woo avi 
 margieargie: #TeamNew getting a bit of an advantage in blocks, fair I suppose
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Lex_Peacekeeper: how does it feel to be old Jame/Serge?
 RandomTrivia: Mangledpixel Hehehehe
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 Redbassist: Need an old skin and a new skin 😈
  Sarah_Serinde: New chunks take *so long*
 beowuuf: 100 #grizzleveterans #theyoungguns
  Juliamon: old skin vs baby skin
 Mangledpixel: ah, memories https://i.imgur.com/koOO3HR.jpg
 RAICx: Just a little deepslate, as a treat
 ExachixKitsune: avi_miller : 
insanecat6mtg: Time to punch those chunks!
 bytecaster: "I have created a world" is some sentence
tyrew0rm: @Mangledpixel Oh wow, i'd forgotten about that
   LoadingReadyRun: THe hashtags for bits are #teamOld #teamNew
 RandomTrivia: 
  SmithKurosaki: Wait, is this Serge vs a tag team?
 DigitalSeahorse:  time for boxiness
1RileyPaige: Grizzled Young Vets vs The Young Bucks, got it
  Sarah_Serinde: SmithKurosaki Both are tag teams
  Sarah_Serinde: James will be on later
  SmithKurosaki: nice
 YareNiDaze: @SmithKurosaki James & Serge vs. Cori, Alex and Graham.
 TehAmelie: as long as James has memorized the 16000 blocks and their relative coordinates, this would be really unfair
 bytecaster: BamboMeta
 BtEtta: https://btetta.birdiesoft.dk/db2023/minecraft-mc-turnlrr.gif
TheAinMAP: Serge distracted?
Chesul: Bamboo would be way too easy.
 bytecaster: So is this a chunk time share situation?
 beowuuf: 100 #teamOld #teamNew
 Alahmnat: when does Uno remote in for a shift on team old? 
  Dark Esch: ?
  Dark Esch: you can craft more with bamboo?
 TehAmelie: hot seat chunking
 RandomTrivia: @beowuuf Good science
 beowuuf: it works!
MungoDude: gold is so fast, but wears out so fast too
 YareNiDaze: @1RileyPaige Shoes off! If you hate Turner! (Not Actually, of course.)
 CelticGeek: I was hoping for multi-player rather than relay, but I'm still excited!
 BorgarWithAShotgun: do chests count?
 beowuuf: 
 RandomTrivia: For the love of Steve, remember to make ladders 
   LoadingReadyRun: thanks for the test @beowuuf, tbh I wasn't sure it worked 
 beowuuf: 
 DanTheMediocre: only as long as you dont have an Iron pick already
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 DanTheMediocre: you dont have to force smelt asap unless you;re on stone
MungoDude: dirt or gravel
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 bytecaster: Wait, we are having fun in here? I was promised sweaty tryharding
  Dark Esch: last I played minecraft it had limited use
  Sarah: Yeah you can craft a lot more with bamboo now, it's a recent update
Jon Grayson: I've never played minecraft
 red_shoes_jeff: Two diamond r what?
  Sarah_Serinde: If these rules sound complicated to you, #BlameJames, he made them when he was bored 
 avi_miller: ^
haberley: hold on, on screen storm count is over 1,000???
 bytecaster: There are punishments?
 stevestein: Graham is very confused by the rules. He should be. The rules are pointlessly complicated.
 ExachixKitsune: Praise Sarah
  amative1: *gasp*
 wench_tacular: sarah's word is law
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Chat also has opinions. They don't count.
 BusTed: 
 RandomTrivia: #BlameJames
 measureofhope:    
  SmithKurosaki: Heck yea Sarah 
 kaziel0: @Sarah_Serinde Thank you for being the judge 
 GredGredmansson: #blamejames
 50keyz: #Blame 
  Sarah_Serinde: I do the best I can with what James has given me
 Suffix:  /
 TheManaLeek: At what point do we get the Beejlander version of Punch-a-Chunk? Beej-a-Chunk?
  Juliamon: She didn't make them, she just enforces them
 SmithKurosaki: @Dark Esch Bamboo tends to regrow faster
 Sorator13: #BlameJames is official, eh?
 RandomTrivia: James challenged Chat.
 Trymantha: @haberley almost like its a subathon
 Abavus: 
 jarnatan: These are serges bits in public
 TehAmelie: just enforces them with absolute authority
Geisterkarle: is there a chat command for the rules? 
 terribleplan: Judges don't make the rules, they make rulings on them.
 shabe_x_roc: @red_shoes_jeff Thanks for the sub!
 measureofhope: #BlameJames #PraiseSarah
 public_key_reveal_party: it's almost like this game's creator made this on a whim
 DigitalSeahorse:   Sarah
magical_girl_amelia: hooray for chunks
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  Sarah_Serinde:  chat
 red_shoes_jeff: @shabe_x_roc 
 nevermore913: Never challenge chat
offbeatwitch: bug located
Peevvi: that's a lot of rules, but I'm unclear on what the goal is
 protojman: I trust in Sarah!
 Sogheim: bits are 
 SkiaSymphonia: 100 100 100 100
 Sorator13: @Peevvi Mine all the blocks before the other team!
 Alas_Babylon: @Peevvi Excavate the entire chunk down to bedrock.
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 TehAmelie: so James is the legislative and Sarah is the judical. . .something metaphor something
 RandomTrivia: Oh that's a thousand INCREMENTS?
 Alas_Babylon: @Peevvi And the first team to do so for their chunk is crowned champion of Minecraft forever
haberley: oh wow
 Alas_Babylon: (maybe not)
 DigitalSeahorse: Alex's mic 
 RandomTrivia: Oh that makes sense
haberley: daaaaang
 ExachixKitsune: Gotta battle in my soul; I want Serge to win, but I also want James to lose....
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 TangleTrail: Woo
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heartofgoldfish: punch-a-chunk in GDQ when??
 JadedCynic: @TehAmelie does that make Paul the executive?
Peevvi: @Alas_Babylon thanks!
wontedfive30282: helloooo chat
 TehAmelie: clearly
   Anubis169 bounces around
 Diabore: #teamNew speaking of bits? 10000
   Anubis169: whoa!
 beowuuf: 
 Jillexie: wow
 Nigouki: wooooow
 DigitalSeahorse: is that a Mr Men shirt?
 beowuuf: get bodied team old
 RandomTrivia: 
 darkpks2: wow
haberley: 24 hours!!
Fluffy776: 
  Juliamon: DigitalSeahorse It's Wumpty
 LurkerSpine: 4000  #TeamOld
flam_hur: 
   Anubis169: Praise Bukkit!
 Nahmbra: 105 #TeamNew
 RandomTrivia: So the bottom of every hour
 SnackPak_: safety first
 Sorator13: oh no, #TeamNew has armor!
 RandomTrivia: The bucket!
 jarnatan: Yes Alex!
 Mazrae: Ah good the safety bucket
 50keyz: BUCKET!
stippledotter: The bucket!
 avi_miller: Safety first!
 Viewers_Like_You: Oh man, I only just noticed the Wumpty shirt. Hello, Wumpty.
 RandomTrivia: It's the Bucket of Damocles returned!
 jarnatan: MLG Bucket
 DanTheMediocre: ohno I froze
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Alahmnat: Paul: "if it ends this conversation despite being technically wrong, yes"
 theevermist: Is Alex running for office?
ShifuDaxiongmao: Remember, serge and james loves banes 
marmalade_pen: Hey i have that bucket on a poster
 gooey_xylophone:  
 measureofhope: 100 #TeamOld Age and Treachery!
  SmithKurosaki: pride50 #TeamOld Lets go Serge
 bytecaster: Love when Paul does his thing!
 DigitalSeahorse:     
  SmithKurosaki: Dang, gotta do that in actual twitch
 Jillexie: 190 #TeamOld go old peoples
 wordnerdify: #TeamOld 1000
 RandomTrivia: https://i.imgur.com/oR3fAuS.gif
  SmithKurosaki: 50 #TeamOld Lets go Serge
 Sorator13: A piss mug?
  Sarah_Serinde: !boons
  LRRbot: Help decide the fate of your favourite competitor! Give bits using #teamOld (Serge, James) or #teamNew (Cori, Graham, Alex) and fun effects will happen every hour based on who's in the lead. (If you mention both teams in your message, your bits will be split between the two.) Team bit totals reset every hour.
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 Grevas13: Y'all rule.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
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 TreeVor84: 1000 #TeamNew
  Sarah_Serinde: You can also use !pac to get that command
 Ladyrhea: 100 #TeamNew
stippledotter: 245 #TeamNew graham has been through enough
 KBKarma: 1000 #teamnew Sorry James and Serge, the new kids need more help.
 bytecaster: Trade out every click!
 accountmadeforants: 2 minute sprints
 terribleplan: !banes
 LordZarano: Tag Team!
 BorgarWithAShotgun: trade out every block
  Colin: Remember this doesn't count donations on Youtube, twitch bits only
 red_shoes_jeff: 100 100 100 100 100 #teamOld
Jon Grayson just became a member!
EvilBadman: they gotta hold the tag rope
 hd_dabnado: #TeamNew Cheer 500
 TehAmelie: "carpal muscle massage?" "i am trying to play a game sir"
 northos: time for Serge to go the distance 
 hd_dabnado: oop
 Marvoleath: every punch
  nosole: 100 #Team New cause reasons
  Sarah_Serinde: Also, for rules info
  Sarah_Serinde: !mcrules
  LRRbot: Basic rules: you may only dig one layer at a time, using only resources found in your chunk, and you must be using the best possible pickaxe/shovel available to you. For comprehensive rules: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Wnqq3jFqotJNLU57Ge70g6dwsiFbBEw82Gwp8Vr4rEM/edit?usp=sharing
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 singinnonsense: #Team Shoot the shit
 KBKarma: Is the hashtag case sensitive?
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  Sarah_Serinde: or !pacrules
 hd_dabnado: 100 100 100 100 100 #TeamNew
Desruprot: 1000 #TeamNew
 Alahmnat: trade out every block
 RandomTrivia: Those skins are GOOD
 wench_tacular: james looking distinguished
 ExachixKitsune: avi does *excellent* skinwork
kusinohki: so earlier, when I said 2 vs 3, I meant all 5 players play at the same time...
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Rebecca Holt: Good morning from Australia!
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Why is Graham hurt?
 CastleOtranto: Yeah, those skins are dope
 YareNiDaze: El Spidro Minecrafto
 Grevas13: avi did those? they're great
 beowuuf: @KBKarma i used lowercase t and was fine?
 SnackPak_: 
 DigitalSeahorse: PAC
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 GredGredmansson: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 Koshindan: TeamNew needs all the help.
 incredulouspasserby: I zoned out at the exact wrong time: are the large teams still going 1 player at a time and switching out or is it multiple v 2?
 UrielAngelSpy: Ooooh, I thought it was everyone playing at the same time. See if three inexperienced picks are faster than 2 veterans.
 Creature_Comforts: The hilarious part is he's right
  Juliamon: You need to be full satiety to heal, Graham
 KBKarma: @beowuuf Grand, thanks.
 CaptainSpam: Ah, so it's a one-on-one in-game, not teams.
 DigitalSeahorse:  eat it
EvilBadman: @incredulouspasserby 2v3 and they can tag out at will
 Sorator13: @incredulouspasserby Players can tag out whenever they want
 RandomTrivia: OMG I'm not the only person who uses "i" for inventory!
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 RandomTrivia: HAX!
 YareNiDaze: hacks!
 HbombAndFriends: 100 #TeamOld
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 SnackPak_: the biggest cheats
 terribleplan: Big cheats
NimrodXIV: cheats
 RandomTrivia: 
 wench_tacular: big cheats to start
 incredulouspasserby: This both makes more sense and is way less funny lol
  Colin: So youtube chat, how many times will James fall in a hole.
chazzer995: Cheaters!!!!!!
 Fanklok: i for Inventory makes no sense it's out in keyboard no man's land
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
Lex_Peacekeeper: James cheating here
 RandomTrivia: James, get his ass!
 margieargie: 1000 Ah, punching time once again... also #TeamOld because Serge (not used to also supporting James on that...)
 accountmadeforants: Blasted symmetry!
 themercenary1987: This was almost a very quick punch a chunk
 DigitalSeahorse: 
ShifuDaxiongmao: Serge is returning to his home? 
MungoDude: 
 beowuuf: inven-4-ry
Mai_Andra: skill issue
 Suffix: James fell!
 shendaras: That's what experience gets you
 RandomTrivia: 
 gooey_xylophone: I cant believe james would try to frame serge
 Sorator13: That's because you lost the poll mine, Graham
 Malkmaven1176: 
 50keyz: MLG!
 JadedCynic: Totally fair and unbiased 
 ClodiumSoride: I kinda want to see a creative mode PAC now, just to see how fast it'd go. The challenge would be keeping from punching anything outside the chunk boundary.
 jarnatan: 1000 #TeamNew
 TehAmelie: Serge flies into the air while Graham fights a giant spider bare handed. this is like two dreams at the same time
 BorgarWithAShotgun: sounds like a skill issue, Graham 
  Jon Grayson: 6 times
tyrew0rm: Lets go Team New
 TehAmelie: a good one and a bad one
 LordZarano: F3+G for Grid. F3+H for Hadvanced tooltips
 DigitalSeahorse:  suddenly music
  Sarah_Serinde: So between modding, feeding myself, and other productive things, I might miss things. So I'm gonna need the streamers or chat to tell me if someone actually needs my input 
 RandomTrivia: Oh, there needs Fn
evilspoons983: function lock
Alex_Frostfire: Your laptop might have a function lock key.
 jarnatan: Debugging in production heyoo
  Juliamon: damn fn lock
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Turn the server to Peaceful until we start?
 RatherLargeToad: it chunky
  Sarah: Okay let's see how soon the bot responds
  Sarah: !pacrules
 RandomTrivia: 
 ExachixKitsune: You cannot fall in that - famous last words
 DigitalSeahorse:  can't fall in
 KBKarma: Cannot fall in. James will prove himself wrong.
 JonnyH: Can't fall in? Challenge accepted
DaxStrife: Oh Alex is on the team, he will find a way to fall in.
 TehAmelie: dyin is a part of the game
logophile99: on your mars
 Mangledpixel: https://imgur.com/ba8BVyN.gif
 RandomTrivia: 
 SnackPak_: 
 Abavus: Let's gooo!  
  Foxmar320: The spiders really have it out for Graham
 Diabore: 4v1
 DigitalSeahorse:    fallout instead
 beowuuf: will leaves die naturally?
 bytecaster: Carpe diem: Punch every tree
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 beowuuf: no placed leaves?
 margieargie: The green flag is out, we're racing!
  SmithKurosaki: !pacrules
  LRRbot: Basic rules: you may only dig one layer at a time, using only resources found in your chunk, and you must be using the best possible pickaxe/shovel available to you. For comprehensive rules: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Wnqq3jFqotJNLU57Ge70g6dwsiFbBEw82Gwp8Vr4rEM/edit?usp=sharing
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 PhoenixMelior: @bytecaster carpe tree-em?
Geisterkarle: is it just the video? serge is stuttering?
marmalade_pen: go graham go!!
  Sarah: For all the rules James was talking about earlier
  LRRbot: Basic rules: you may only dig one layer at a time, using only resources found in your chunk, and you must be using the best possible pickaxe/shovel available to you. For comprehensive rules: https://…
  Sarah: Not bad, good job LRRbot
  Sarah: oh but the message limit is too short for the url
 SmithKurosaki: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Wnqq3jFqotJNLU57Ge70g6dwsiFbBEw82Gwp8Vr4rEM/edit?usp=sharing
 SmithKurosaki: There we go :)
Lex_Peacekeeper: lier Serge you played this morning
 beowuuf: @PhoenixMelior 
 BlueFingers5: maybe tell him about the recipie book?
 KiaStirling: "ages" he says
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: It's been hours since Serge played!
 RandomTrivia: Spider running interference here
 KiaStirling: having played minecraft all morning
 jarnatan: Yeah you don't punch another man's chunk
 andy1503: wooo subathon
 ClodiumSoride: Tell the young guns about planting saplints?
 RandomTrivia: 
 KBKarma: Now you guys can rob them!
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 andy1503: wooo
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 Koshindan: The skyrim technique
 TehAmelie: no stress though. just cause the old team can micromanage as fast as they can move the mouse
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Saintnex: and this is why the grizzled vets ain’t getting the bits lol
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 Rae_of_Light_: Happy Sub-A-Thon! 
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 public_key_reveal_party: proceed to cheat step
 themercenary1987: The Bucket of POWER
 Tangsm: 
 margieargie: Now you can steal from Serge without him noticing
3PlayerPolitics: Knightmare!!!!
 Grevas13: i've seen this skyrim strat
 beowuuf: @3PlayerPolitics A+ reference 
 Sorator13: G, don't help the enemy!
 KBKarma: @3PlayerPolitics Spellcasting: B U C K E T
rogerivany: I didn't realizie banes started already.
 RandomTrivia: Paul, frantically making notes
Fluffy776: buckettt
 fragilepaper: @3PlayerPolitics the best reference
 0x6772: There is now…
 DanTheMediocre: the list is... flexible
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 wench_tacular: "fun"
Bacon_Trail: bucket hat should be on the list now...
 Tandtroll_OG: He's got a list and he's checking it twice
  SmithKurosaki: There is a list. You do not want to be on the list
 RandomTrivia: "denuding" 
 Suffix: Getting bucket'd is a privilege.
ShifuDaxiongmao: "I have a list"... and that's why we had the murder riddle earlier.. 
3PlayerPolitics:  
 TheWooglie: how is someone 69?
 RandomTrivia: Great word choice
  Juliamon: If you see the leaves disappearing on their own, you're good
  Sarah_Serinde: You do want to make sure you get every bit of wood or it'll be real annoying for you
ghyllnox: The lost has been altered, pray we do not alter it further
 RandomTrivia: Nice totals 
 RandomTrivia: 
 wench_tacular: 
  Sarah_Serinde: !boons
  LRRbot: Help decide the fate of your favourite competitor! Give bits using #teamOld (Serge, James) or #teamNew (Cori, Graham, Alex) and fun effects will happen every hour based on who's in the lead. (If you mention both teams in your message, your bits will be split between the two.) Team bit totals reset every hour.
  Colin: Alex can't be Lord Buckethead, as that is taken, maybe The Copt De Bucket?
  Colin: Compt*
 Mangledpixel: https://imgur.com/Zbi3Anw.gif
 Grevas13: graham learning to use the bottom log for a bit of height is cute
  SmithKurosaki: Serge activating Dark Souls Mode over here
Bacon_Trail: serge I have bad news for you with james' history of below iron tools
 ShaneLeeAtk: Serge immediately breaks tool
 riking27: 50 #TeamOld
 W_Livi: What if we wanna see both teams rewarded, or both teams punished?
 DarkNacht: What if you want no one rewarded?
 RandomTrivia: Graham is learning the tech
 beowuuf: nice
 jarnatan: @W_Livi Then we watch an Atmosfear stream!
 Desdae: 1 bane for serge+james for every broken tool 
 RandomTrivia: @DarkNacht Then don't put a hashtag in
marmalade_pen: double money
 Jillexie: Value added bits
Bacon_Trail: great system streamers! (not said ironically)
ShifuDaxiongmao: we should have a minor punishment for every tool team Old destroys 
  Sarah_Serinde: Man it's way easier to have a James there answering questions instead of me having to type paragraphs
 Rourke9: do the bits reset each time-segment?
 avi_miller: What happens if the teams' bits are tied on the moment of time up?
 neisan2112: Did new team get told how to save/combine tools
Oliver Clark just became a member!
  Sarah_Serinde: Yes
 UWDJohn: Bane... Nobody cared who I was until I put on the bucket.
 kaziel0: I'm with #TeamOld but the Young Guns seem to be way ahead currently, so I'm saving my bits for later.
 red_shoes_jeff: 5000 #TeamOld
 neisan2112: Cool
 beowuuf: @Sarah_Serinde 
 TehAmelie: orthodox punching allows no resources from outside of the chunk, harsh but clean
MungoDude: btw F3+H is advanced tooltips to be able to see tool durabilities in inventory, but I'm pretty sure it's already on for both teams
  LRRbot: Thanks for becoming a channel member, Oliver Clark! (Today's storm count: 832)
 bytecaster: I'm really loving the overlay integration
 DanTheMediocre: can't wait for serge never-sleep jaeger to get mirked by a zombie
Bacon_Trail: team old definitely gets the benefit of being more familiar with phantoms
  Sarah_Serinde: So James did a pretty good job making it even then
 RandomTrivia: BAHAHAHAHA
 MrSarkhan: ALEX
 beowuuf: lol
 darkpks2: lol
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 BusTed: 
 Underachiever28: LOL
 pleonasticTautology: the SLURP.
 jacqui_lantern234: ALEX 
 baltimore_667083: ALEX
 Sorator13: 
  Juliamon: 
dukebazaar: XD
 RandomTrivia: Hot damn Alex firing shots
 BorgarWithAShotgun: oof
 Saintnex: 
phoenixfeather14: 
 red_shoes_jeff: ALAX!!!
 Abavus: ???
rogerivany: Savage
 vinewood_og: Got him!!!
SievertSchreiber: 
starlitdiscord: looong slurp
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Mangledpixel: https://imgur.com/72W1k0U.gif
  Sarah_Serinde: Very reasonable
 Grevas13: question for those who know the game better: is graham losing durability when he breaks those plants with his shovel?
Shawn McNaughton just became a member!
 Tandtroll_OG: How will chat help with wood?
 Iluvatardis: it's an exhibition match
 riking27: does hitting the grass with the tool cost durability in this version?
  Sarah_Serinde: REL:AXED
  SmithKurosaki: @Grevas13 I believe so yes
 geckoinasuit: Chunk RCQ
 BlueFingers5: Can someone please tell Graham about the recipe book?
 jarnatan: E-sports ready
 W_Livi: (pick)AXED
 RAICx: TeamOld taking the lead
 beowuuf: james 5 1/2 hrs later: serge what are you doing this is important!
 Gaz_L: @Sarah_Serinde with actual axes
 KharadBanar: more like REL:SHOVELED
marmalade_pen: graham going for the spiral, good beginner friendly technique
 Sorator13: @Sarah_Serinde RE:ALEXED
  Sarah_Serinde: 
  Pharmacistjudge: No punch a chunk infraction procedure guide?
 bytecaster: Store wood in chest, got it
 RandomTrivia: Click-drag is powerful tech
  Sarah_Serinde: !mcrules
  LRRbot: Basic rules: you may only dig one layer at a time, using only resources found in your chunk, and you must be using the best possible pickaxe/shovel available to you. For comprehensive rules: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Wnqq3jFqotJNLU57Ge70g6dwsiFbBEw82Gwp8Vr4rEM/edit?usp=sharing
HeartwoodMtG: Graham is using a lot extra durability breaking grass with the shovel
  SmithKurosaki: @Pharmacistjudge Sarah is  I think thats up to her
 jarnatan: Shovelware
Spades_Slicc: Oooh right at the start
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 SnackPak_:   
Gurtiess: !cheer 500 #teamnew
 beowuuf: 
  Juliamon: !cheer
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 beowuuf: how???
 eshplode: Go to bed, Serge. It's a school night!
 TheOtherTrevor: Graham is a parent, he should know about bribing children to sleep
 1y1e: this is, I believe, parenting
EvilBadman: Serge is going full Zeta
 Gascitygaming: MAB mutually assured bedtime
Pteraspidomorphi: "have"
 BusTed: unlucky
 PawssumFable: That's just minecraft RNG graham
 SnackPak_: o7
 RandomTrivia: That could end up being 2 ore, which forces a shovel with dirt in that layer
 public_key_reveal_party: graham has a child, I imagine he might be familiar with bribing someone to sleep
 Mangledpixel: https://i.imgur.com/hGMYO7Z.gif
 KBKarma: It's just a little guy. And it's his birthday.
 RandomTrivia: Welp, the 1.6 Hydra Zombies are coming for Graham!
 SnackPak_: now it's everyones problem
 Saintnex: hahaha
Desruprot: this is getting out of hand now theres two of them
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh no, consequences!
 beowuuf: run faster than serge!
 bytecaster: This stream was a great idea
 Abavus: 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
  Sarah_Serinde: How generous 
 RandomTrivia: 
  Colin: It's getting out of hand, now there are two of them
 RandomTrivia: Excellent start
  SmithKurosaki: 
 jarnatan: Turns out Serge isn't here, Snerge is
 Fanklok: Graham doesn't seem to know about attack cooldown
 jacqui_lantern234: @RandomTrivia YOURE EXCELLENT 
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 Fenrikson: I'm here for big holes and tiny zombies!
 beowuuf: james doing coffee run, but in his sleep
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 gooey_xylophone: Bye james!
 DoubleNterprises: Chuch-A-Punk
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 Crad0k: quick, put the bucket back
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  Sarah_Serinde: No James come back, me writing answers is so much more work than you talking 
 bytecaster: Things on fire often go awa
 RandomTrivia: @jacqui_lantern234 STOP PROJECTING 
 bytecaster: *away
  SmithKurosaki: @Fanklok That and Jump Crits are advanced knowledge
Lex_Peacekeeper: James is gone Alex return the bucket
 TheKingsdread: @Fanklok I think Graham might have not played Minecraft in a few years.
 AugmentingPath: Sarah_Serinde well, it's more work for you... it's less for James!
  Juliamon: Fanklok If I remember correctly from last subathon his prior play experience was before they changed combat from clickspam
 jacqui_lantern234: @RandomTrivia im not. id call you crap if i was projecting
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 terribleplan: hardmode failed
  Sarah_Serinde: Exactly! I'm here for free, James is getting paid 
 Tandtroll_OG: Graham did play in the relay last year
 omdorastrix: Ask serge about Sugar Cane...
Barb4rian: Hard mode failed already
Master_Gunner: Serge doesn't know many things about minecraft
Dergib: breaking grass also uses durability from the shovel
 Iluvatardis: it's def real
Gurtiess: 100 100 100 100 100  #teamnew
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 canahedo: Theey're talking  about different things
 rocketjohn: that's real
 JadedCynic: it real
rogerivany: I got to agree with Serge.
NimrodXIV: there is always more to learn in this game
 theevermist: it's real
heartofgoldfish: Hey! Serge is ALSO a professional Magic player and sometimes forgets how Fury works
 jacqui_lantern234: im with Graham on this one, Serge
 korvys: Serge is talking abotu Grass Blocks, G/Alex is talking about the long grass on top
 TotallyNotaBeholder: Aren't we going to talk about Serge breaking a tool?
 RandomTrivia: 
 measureofhope: Is no one going to plant saplings? How shallow are these chunks?
 niccus: we're talking about the separate breakable grass on top, not the grass tile
 JadedCynic: it miniscule, but it's detectable...
 RandomTrivia: 
 TPRJones: it's more about saving durability
 Gascitygaming: if you look at grass first click is on grass then dirt underneath
 Mangledpixel: you are talking about different things - they were talking about breaking the grass on TOP of blocks, Serge is talking about breaking GRASS BLOCKS
 SnackPak_: time for a bane
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 TehAmelie: we can always check the wiki later. the minecraft wiki is one of the good ones
 SmithKurosaki: idk, they seemed to be throwing hands pretty well
  Sarah_Serinde: @measureofhope You can see how many layers they have to go on the graphic on the left
 bytecaster: H! For hladder
 Grevas13: 5000 #TeamOld Bits for the bit gods, player heads for the player head throne!
Bacon_Trail: 20 second pause for each tool break on team old
MungoDude: yeah, if you break a dirt/grass block by hitting the side of it, any short/long grass growing on top breaks automatically, but it won't drop seeds
  Sarah_Serinde: They have a good amount of logs, they might be okay without planting
 Saintnex: oh so you just have to stop than Serge and wait for James 
 BlueFingers5: Thank goodness lol that was stressing me out
  Sarah_Serinde: But James also said for this match specifically, if they run out of wood they can just go get more
 DigitalSeahorse: 
FlargBlarg: yeah, it's faster for blocks with tall grass, but grass blocks without tall grass are the same from any angle
 RandomTrivia: Who doesn't have "disable trackpad while external mouse is connected" active?
ShifuDaxiongmao: team new will likely overspend wood, just based from experience 
Garfman314: hello all
  Colin: No Coffee for the entire challenge for Serge would be a brutal forfiet
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Doncromatic: I have to go with my boy serge
 SmithKurosaki: @Doncromatic Right?
 frnknstn: #teamOld need the help 100 100
Furyfire: o/
 public_key_reveal_party: serge not knowing the rules of minecraft
Garfman314: i didn't realize this would be a tag team
 bytecaster: Wood is the iron of the forest
  amative1: This is old MC, I wouldn't try it
evilspoons983: @RandomTrivia me, sometimes I like to just nudge the mouse around while I am typing without having to move my hands off the keyboard
 RandomTrivia: You're allowed to lie to your opponent about hidden information 
 niccus: the first rule of minecraft is you don't talk about minecraft
jessicaengle: Hello chat!
 GredGredmansson: "Ah, swords.  Nature's knives."
Master_Gunner: Apparently in YuGiOh, honesty is required.
 RandomTrivia: @Master_Gunner Yeah, it's MESSED up
 themercenary1987: Team Old in the Bit lead
Garfman314: when do they tag out?
 Sorator13: Yeah, whenever team old breaks a tool, they have to swap players
the_tropical_penguin: 1000 Graham is like Neo and Serge is Agent Smith. Believe Graham, Believe! #TeamTheYoungGuns
 Sorator13: (don't actually do that)
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I haven't played survival mode since InDev, every time minecraft mechanics talk happens I just get lost
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 Sorator13: @Garfman314 Whenever they want!
 Pywodwagon: please do not misrepresent derived, open or status information
 Pywodwagon: private? fuckin tell em whatever
 BlueFingers5: Grip it and rip it
 TehAmelie: dirt is fickle
 DanTheMediocre: can be close but yeah if you're strip mining topsoil it's like 3-5 layers
 ExachixKitsune: WHY
 RandomTrivia: 
Furyfire: 
 Iluvatardis: not the grass texture - the grass growing above it
 Sorator13: 
 Koshindan: Sugar comes from sugar cane.
 jacqui_lantern234: LMFAO SERGE
 ThorSokar: Did James not tell them to plant trees?
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 Mangledpixel: that's NOT TRUE, they were talking about the grass ON TOP of blocks
 bytecaster: Tempo advantage
NimrodXIV: Apologies if I missed this - What version are we punching in?
 korvys: I think Serge is just confused - Serge is talking about Grass Blocks, G/Alex/Cori were talking about the long grass on top
 Sorator13: but not the texture; it's the grass *on top* of the blocks
malc: 
 ExachixKitsune: @NimrodXIV 1.17.1
 Angnor33: @NimrodXIV 1.17.1
 Dog_of_Myth: 1000 #teamNew is all shiny and chrome.
offbeatwitch: the angle of the block doesn't matter, tall grass does break without a block under it though
NimrodXIV: ah, so not the super deep. thanks!
 Heckhoundbolt: i love how Serge is confused
 ExachixKitsune: To be air, yesterday we learnt that a shovel enchanted with Mending and Unbreaking III is faster to mine dirt than an unenchanted shovel
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah they don't have a plan for making the extra deep chunks fun yet
 bytecaster: Ooooh, menuing
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 beowuuf: they could not punch a chunk in 6 hours from scratch on 1.18 onwards 
 omdorastrix: I'm a double w tap but ONLY in minecraft
 as_ever_ellesandra: @ThorSokar james offered pity treats instead of pushing folks to manage that for the new folks
Garfman314: i am currently crafting for desert bus
 RandomTrivia: Minecraft wiki has zero notes on breaking grass blocks being different speeds
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  Sarah_Serinde: !boons
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 RandomTrivia: I suspect it's about hitting the crop grass on top of the block
 Sorator13: 
offbeatwitch: oop
malc: 
offbeatwitch: PAUSE OF PLAY
 DigitalSeahorse: oh no
 RandomTrivia: 
  nosole: 100 100 #teamnew cause also reasons
 jarnatan: 100 100 100 100 100 #TeamNew
 SnackPak_: gotta restart the client
 terribleplan: gotta restart your client
offbeatwitch: you probs just have to restart the game yeah
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 RandomTrivia: Bane was kick and ban 
 TehAmelie: this game's UI is so suboptimal for hotseating
 vegetalss4: Oops
ShifuDaxiongmao: good ol' 1.17
 ExachixKitsune: oh that's Prism cool
 Sorator13: G got a drive through penalty
 IbunWest: 
 ExachixKitsune: we've all done it
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Grevas13: honestly, can't count the number of times i've done it
 BlueFingers5: mojang pls nerf disconnect button
midnightcurryjazz: can probably turn off chunk border now to get back fps
  TStodden: If this was on a modern version of Minecraft, it would take around 10 HOURS to complete... as it takes ~5 minutes per layer to punch.  @ 60 layers = 5 hours...  124 layers = 10h 20m...
 Arazien: 700 #teamNew
offbeatwitch: OOF
marcosm_illustration: some bits got lost because they donated with #teamyounguns insteand of #teamnew
 RandomTrivia: 
 riking27: Accounts -> Refresh
 DigitalSeahorse: 
LoganAura: I just got jumpscared by that totally human noise snrk
marmalade_pen: how could snerge do this
 themercenary1987: Serge Dance Party
 riking27: Upper right, Manage Accounts, Refresh
the_tropical_penguin: 100 100 100 100 100 #TeamNew gotta help the new guys!
 beowuuf:  
Solid_Fuel subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 50 months!
 Solid_Fuel: pog lets go! the big 5 and o
 Texan_Reverend: Way to go! @avi_miller
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 Tandtroll_OG: 
 avi_miller:  
 RandomTrivia: LRR community is full of great wizards
 beowuuf: wow, teams bits close
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theblakdeth: I am a Dwarf and I'm digging a hole
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 RandomTrivia: 
 Saintnex: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Sounds like Serge
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 beowuuf: hacker voice: i'm batman
malc: can we give Serge negative bits
 margieargie: 
Bacon_Trail: paul drop the sand layer for cheat punishment!
Peevvi: I don't recall hearing any rules disallowing sabotage
EvilBadman: @Sarah_Serinde If only there were a judge
 micalovits: Serge is cheating!
AquariumPrime: clearly serge now must get a entire new layer of block
 RandomTrivia: #BigCheats
 SnackPak_: more cheating... smh
 RAICx:   
nova_plushie: idk whats going on but. kick his ass G
 MrSarkhan: 100 100 100 100 100  #TeamOld
 chanterelleton: do they have to completely clear a level before moving to the next one?
 ThorSokar: time to get out the cigar cutter!
  Pharmacistjudge: 40 Dkp minus
 Sorator13: @chanterelleton Yep!
 beowuuf: @chanterelleton yup
  Sarah_Serinde: I dunno I don't have a funny response 
  Juliamon: One layer at a time
  TStodden: IIRC, Paul has the power to issue penalties as needed... or whenever we demands CHAOS!
  Juliamon: Clear These Blocks Layer By Layer
  Sarah_Serinde: You're gonna accidentally a block occasionally and this is fairly casual
 chanterelleton: so they couldn't skip the ladder problem by making a parkour-able ramp of dirt blocks?
  Juliamon: chanterelleton correct
 micalovits: It IS funny that James team had just a bit of stone with a bit of Iron in it...
 Sorator13: @TStodden Sarah decides the punishment, and Paul carries it out if necessary
 SkiaSymphonia: 500 #TeamNew
 AugmentingPath: just a little bit ironpick, yeah I really do think
 ExachixKitsune: (If you didn't see it Sarah_Serinde : the opposing teams are adding induvidual dirt blocks to each other :3)
 beowuuf: @chanterelleton nope!
 pleonasticTautology: cori's face
 SnackPak_: wow Serge
3PlayerPolitics: alex.
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 Bratmon: That's 5 months in binary
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patrick_stonecrusher: 10000 spoooooons
 BrowneePoints: The Musical version of Ironic is REALLY GOOD @LoadingReadyRun
krfsm: CanCon!
  Sarah_Serinde: ExachixKitsune I did not see it, I'm watching a lot of different things
 BrowneePoints: also yes there's an Alanis Morissette Musical
RebekahWSD: I loved Alanis Morissette as God personally
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Alex only listens to good music. 
 pleonasticTautology: that sounds like alex
 RandomTrivia: That is the most Alex thing
 Sorator13: 
 bytecaster: German and electronic? Like me!
 iris_of_ether: The US also got Morissette, A++
malc: but how does kraft dinner werk
 Solid_Fuel: 10000 #TeamSnerge 
 themercenary1987: I think someone needs to teach how not to break tools to #teamnew
 jessieimproved: You would have had to actively avoid Alanis in the 90s
 MrSarkhan: 
nova_plushie: nah alex was listening to birthday party massasacre
 ExachixKitsune: Sarah_Serinde : yep, just conveying for your context
 TehAmelie: Alanis is my favorite actor to portray the God of Abraham on screen
 BrowneePoints: Alanis was great because all her stuff was Alt-Pop. We love an Indie Girlie
 Brozard: Winner gets KD!
 jarnatan: Kraftwerk releases kraft singles
 niccus: a lot of things are excluded in the exclusion zone
 Akaiatana: Craftwerk? I sure hope it does!
 Heckhoundbolt: Serge is still confused by this false information, please, someone in the moonbase, tell him
 control_rig: Jeses Christ Paul that was amazing
 ExachixKitsune: (not expecting a judgement)
 margieargie: Once you get copper, you have to make copper tools, that's the rule 
 bakerydragon: oh! I got a gift sub from @kbkarma thanks!
 jacqui_lantern234: DAMNIT!!! now i want some KD
  Sarah_Serinde: ExachixKitsune Yeah thanks
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Kraftwerk because wood floats on water
 beowuuf: very cheesy jokes
 KBKarma: @bakerydragon You're welcome!
Dergib: Is copper useful in PAC?
marmalade_pen: this comedy place has some funny people
 Tangsm: 1100  #TeamNew
 darkpks2: lmao
  Sarah_Serinde: Dergib Nope
 Koshindan: Team Snerge should punish both teams.
krfsm: I saw Kraftwerk live in concert a couple of years ago.
 badpandabear:   
 Solid_Fuel: 
 margieargie: 
 Saintnex: woooow
 chrono2x: Is #TeamSnerge just Paul free choice?
 Jillexie: Serge
 DigitalSeahorse: lol
 RandomTrivia: I recall the first Annual PaC - Serge: "I get those bits, right Sarah? What do you mean, SHRUG EMOJI?!"
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Grevas13: it'
 DigitalSeahorse: 
nova_plushie: NO JOHNS
 bytecaster: No touchy
 Grevas13: it's going to be funny when team old loses because they're overconfident
 korvys: There should be a function key to disable it
Eklinaar: Pour some mellonade on it
  Sarah_Serinde: It *is* pretty
  Sarah_Serinde: Especially aged
 Creideiki_SE: Trackpad disabled in BIOS, TrackPoint 4 Lyfe!
 BusTed: those fruity pebbles
malc: especially pretty in 1.21
 KBKarma: Ea-nasir is unhappy.
 TehAmelie: i wish you could make tools out of dirt. just real crap tools
MungoDude: you can use the copper to make "tools" - just not useful tools
 RandomTrivia: 
 N2Osferatu: Gotta love the History of the Entire World bit
evilspoons983: obviously you just need one of those mods that adds 7000 more resources and items
 Saintnex: yea Ea-Nasir is very unhappy
 ExachixKitsune:   
Bacon_Trail: team order and team older?
Alex_Frostfire: Your dealer wouldn't happen to be Ea-Nasir, would it?
 beowuuf: 
 Tangsm: 
 omdorastrix: Borh Copper and Iron should make a pick with the same stats as the current "Iron Pick"
 beowuuf: LMAO
 RandomTrivia: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Serge
malc: Serge...
 RandomTrivia: 
 beowuuf: serge is a monster
 Dog_of_Myth: Serge
 ExachixKitsune: Serge what are you doing
 wench_tacular: 
 MrSarkhan:   
 Diabore: 
 margieargie:  
 jacqui_lantern234: 
Cunobelenos:   
 themercenary1987: #TeamSnerge
 CaptainSpam:  
 Onisquirrel: Team Old making a strong heel turn
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 SnackPak_: must be chaos gremlin day
 Gascitygaming: and yeah of course serge wouldn't murder 
  Sarah_Serinde: No griefing the other team unless you can do it from your own chunk
 ExachixKitsune: It's hard being a sergegirl in these conditions
nova_plushie: who knew serge was so toxic
 RandomTrivia: 
Transmuted_Elf:      
 DigitalSeahorse:  
TheAinMAP:  
 Brozard:   
 eshplode: 
 Fanklok: Never thought I'd watch Serge get fired live
rogerivany: Snerge did get 10000 bits.  It was to be expected he'd show up.
 bakerydragon: "the nicest person to stripmine-lock you"
 TehAmelie: Serge "Twisted Firestarter" Yager
 Sibwow: this is some harlem globetrotters bullshit serge
 beowuuf: graham used to think james was the monster for bullying serge, but now he understands 
Lex_Peacekeeper: and Serge was never invited back
 Dog_of_Myth: Serge proving that he should have been higher on that murder list.
 Sorator13: Right?!
 Grevas13: serge is channeling Adam today
KinkerbellRose: I missed Snerge at the top of his game.
Snowcookies: no wonder ppl are cheering for TeamNew
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MungoDude: well done G
 theevermist: graham should just put a block over the top of serge's ladder
patrick_stonecrusher: Remember when he was like "i wouldnt -kill- paul..."
 jarnatan: Serge is the first season antagonist of a sports anime
 margieargie: Wall iron, to the tune of "Big Iron"
 Simonark: This is why you tricked Serge to Alberta for the last subathon.
 niccus: really climbing up the murder ranking ladder
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excalgold: @Dog_of_Myth i always figured it would be serge, just figured heather would have put him up to it
 frnknstn: I think they earned the snerge bitz
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/FaintScaryDugongGrammarKing-48eXc8EHGtf--N0C
 Akaiatana: I was here for House of Stark. Graham would swear plenty!
  SmithKurosaki: Serge is really letting the inner Snerge out today
 BITs19_: !subathon
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marmalade_pen: at the bottom of the chunk is where serge buried paul
  Sarah_Serinde: "today" 
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  Sarah_Serinde: !boons
  LRRbot: Help decide the fate of your favourite competitor! Give bits using #teamOld (Serge, James) or #teamNew (Cori, Graham, Alex) and fun effects will happen every hour based on who's in the lead. (If you mention both teams in your message, your bits will be split between the two.) Team bit totals reset every hour.
mattyraft44: this is the best. I love you guys.
 TehAmelie: it's never too early to get loopy
 beowuuf: @patrick_stonecrusher no, no no no. serge wouldn't *hurt* paul.... he therefore would happily painlessly kill paul.
 spawnofhastur: i'm home sick with a fever so thanks for keeping me company good folks lrr
 themercenary1987: @margieargie Wall Iron, Wall Iron!
 DahudLefthanded: @simonark I thought it was more of an exile situation
 BrowneePoints: Idk but there was a whole Tenacious D song about it
 2Flower: METAL 
 Koshindan: 
 beowuuf: 
MungoDude: gravel wants shovel
  TStodden: Looks like #TeamNew has a few more caves than #TeamOld considering the block & layer counts.
 Dog_of_Myth: Rest up and feel better @spawnofhastur
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/TransparentMotionlessLettuceUnSane-Q3iibbxggcQ7USf6
 RandomTrivia: It certainly takes some getting used to
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 RandomTrivia: #DioriteDidNothingWrong
Cunobelenos: 
 Gascitygaming: yes, and?
  Juliamon: #JusticeForDiorite
 Koshindan: Diorite is the right choice.
KinkerbellRose: Listen. I don't wanna talk about knowing blocks by sight alone now.
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logophile99: go #TeamOld Meat
NimrodXIV: ask Serge about diorite
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 TehAmelie: high level Minecrafters have a special set of geology skills (that only apply to Minecraft rocks)
ShifuDaxiongmao: there is also the infamous dirt poop 
KinkerbellRose: I still don't even even get lost in my own tunnels. I am literally a Dwarf.
 beowuuf: thank goodness for no unbreaking, or else the counting would be.... unfortunate
fubargames: This is the riveting chunk-punching I'm here for!
 RandomTrivia: 
 Fanklok: Not only did James rig his teams chunk he also put Graham, the least experience player, in the hot seat first
  Sarah_Serinde: It does not matter at all at the stone stage
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 TheWriterAleph: bienvenidos, punch chunkers!
malc: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 rocketjohn:  alex
 DanTheMediocre: listen to my calls james!
 RandomTrivia: Hey there TheWriterAleph - welcome to full chaos
 public_key_reveal_party: he's being counter-snerged
 emberBecky: Alex enacting his own banes
 Sorator13: Well, James isn't allowed to leave his chunk!
ShifuDaxiongmao: Alex really sticking it to the other team
 DanTheMediocre: medium left MEDIUM LEFT
 wench_tacular: we've tried nothing, and we're all out of ideas
 beowuuf: LOL
 Grevas13: serge did, after all, start it.  or maybe alex did with the bucket.  i'm here for it either way
 Onisquirrel: punch-a-chunk by way of wacky races is pretty perfect
 TheWriterAleph: @RandomTrivia my favorite kind of chaos!!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 beowuuf: LMAO
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Sorator13: oh no
  Colin: Who let Alex have a stick
keely_lionheart: it’s war now
 Sorator13: we are going off the rails
 jarnatan: Love the added pvp elements
 geckoinasuit: oh my god graham is a savage today
 wench_tacular: that costs extra
 RandomTrivia:   
 TheWooglie: 
 control_rig: For free?
 HorusFive: This escallated quickly
haberley: god bless you Alex
 beowuuf:  this is the next 5 hours
 ClodiumSoride: @Sorator13 there were rails?
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 themercenary1987: Who Needs Banes and Boons!
 DNAli3n: hi all
  TStodden:   
 Fanklok: We're getting free feet stuff?
ExtraWubs: what about the only fans?!?!?
 Alas_Babylon: "James."
 jacqui_lantern234:  ALEX YES
 Despoiler98:   
 Coloneljesus: James in his lane, thriving
 TehAmelie: this is full contact chunk punching (in and out of game)
 PuddleOfWeird:   
 avi_miller: I am dying here
 baskwalla: Alex for President
rogerivany: I like that this happened at like 5 levels down.
 vegetalss4: This is very early for things to jump the tracks like this
ShifuDaxiongmao: You're just providing information serge, James needs orders 
JDMan94: Serge, you absolutely brought this upon yourself
 beowuuf: james, james, it's the consequences of my actions, help
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Khalstrom: Serge sowing..... Serge reaping
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TheAinMAP: 
Pteraspidomorphi: This would be extremely effective against me
mo0dleton: first bane: Alex. just Alex
 jackulhaups: serge is absolutely gonna forget about that
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 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Laserbeaks_Fury: James has a very specific skillset....of getting 
 HadesLeprechaun: flash forward a few hours and he forgets they're tied together
nova_plushie: alex its not that kind of race
 RandomTrivia: Is Serge building a night-time bunker?!
  Sarah_Serinde: I mean I guess if this is how Serge wants to spend his time...
  Colin: I wonder if Alex can find the subocean in Minecraft somehow XD
 themercenary1987: I think I'm watching the Tortoise and the Hare... Is Serge gonna get out ahead then fall asleep and Team New Overtakes them?
 CaptainSpam: This Punch-A-Chunk is going pleasingly off the rails.
 red_shoes_jeff: How long until Serge remembers it's not Mine O'Clock?
 Saintnex: serge is on full team Chaos today
 bakerydragon: Bring out the Angry Wate!
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 SpacePotato01: Serge is already styling on Graham. That's very bold on his part.
 theevermist: I hope that serge experiances so serious hubris for this
 bakerydragon: ]water*
nova_plushie: give g a horse feed bag
haberley: serge...?
 jarnatan: I like that Serge is helping TeamNew catch up while disguising it as BM
 Kentosaurus: I feel like this is a Tortoise vs Hare situation
 spawnofhastur: Graham a believe in soda water supremacy, i knew i liked you for a reason
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/ResoluteSneakyHareVoHiYo-jy448vbadl0Lczrw
 beowuuf: decorative
 googoltudoris: hot mic alex
  SmithKurosaki: @Saintnex This is peak 
Lex_Peacekeeper: mic 5?
 TehAmelie: it's what they call a decorative block
 logophile99: 100 100 100 100 100  #TeamOld
 niccus: throw it for granite
purposesunknown: Dont take it for granted and dont take granite
 AugmentingPath: put granite on the opposing team's roof, no?
 DigitalSeahorse: you take it for granite
Dergib: Why did serge build them a starter house?
 beowuuf: @Dergib hubris
  Sarah_Serinde: Because Serge
 Grevas13: because serge is a troll today
 Texan_Reverend: @googoltudoris Afternoon, friendo.
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 vegetalss4: @Dergib perhaps it's a peace offering?
 RandomTrivia: Some modpacks fix that, which I like
 margieargie: Diorite, however, is the MOST important one
 itsr67: 
Alex_Frostfire: This is a terrible plan.
 Sorator13: phenomenal
 googoltudoris: @Texan_Reverend hola!
 BlueFingers5: spills and ruins the laptop
 accountmadeforants: Sounds like it's being taken for granite
 jacqui_lantern234:  JAMES YES
 AugmentingPath: I do not like that water over that laptop
 beowuuf: teamwork makes the homicide work
  SmithKurosaki: @margieargie correct
 wench_tacular: which team is James actuallly on?
 mercano82: No drinks on set... unless it's for a bit.
 KharadBanar: Granite, Andesite and Diorite are all subgenres of Alternative Rock
 beowuuf: @wench_tacular yes
ScrapyardGhostTrain: So is this secretly a 4v1 fight?
 HorusFive: in hindsight....
 RandomTrivia: Pretty sure it mostly buys ice cream anyway 
 jacqui_lantern234: @wench_tacular team old
 avi_miller: I like how it feels like everyone vs Serge right now
ChroniclerC: Shouldn't someone be keeping food and drink out of the studio?  Serge?  
 Iluvatardis: at the bottom of every hour
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 jacqui_lantern234: @avi_miller as it should be
  Sarah_Serinde: @avi_miller Serge has brought this upon himself
 CaptainSpam: Every hour we eliminate one player.
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 Dog_of_Myth: Heya Raiders
 RandomTrivia: Welcome raiders! 
  Sarah_Serinde: Hello friends! Hope you had a good stream
 Lord_Hosk: We all know that Alex and Beej are responsible with the company credit card. We have Zippity video wizzbang evidence.
ChroniclerC: 
 BorgarWithAShotgun: "my B", "my B,G", or "My Beej"?
 Sorator13: Team Old also has an iron pick, so they're going a bit faster rn
offbeatwitch: squeak!
 l0gin4me: 
 ElementalAlchemist: "squeak" has been declared
offbeatwitch: we got a mouse
 Jack_Slack: 100  #teamold ; great to see Serge again. 
  SmithKurosaki:  ]\
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 LongestJohnsGaming: Chunch! That! Punk! 
 jacqui_lantern234: @BorgarWithAShotgun yes
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 N2Osferatu: 100 1 1 1 1  1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1  #teamNew
 Tandtroll_OG: There's a hole in Graham's future
 TehAmelie: The Kids are way ahead in broken tools at least
 Lunareclipse123: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Heya Raiders
  Sarah_Serinde: More friends! Welcome raiders
 KBKarma: I think the Young 'uns should steal some iron.
 fragilepaper: Hey @AdzyandJaneComics o/
 YeetTheRich_: serge has a hiccup you better give him some water, james
haberley: hi Longest Johns!
  Sarah_Serinde: !subathon
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 beowuuf: @avi_miller serge started punching  around blocks and now he's picking up the finding out blocks that were dropped
  Sarah_Serinde: !boons
  LRRbot: Help decide the fate of your favourite competitor! Give bits using #teamOld (Serge, James) or #teamNew (Cori, Graham, Alex) and fun effects will happen every hour based on who's in the lead. (If you mention both teams in your message, your bits will be split between the two.) Team bit totals reset every hour.
Alex_Frostfire: A solid layer is 256 blocks. The difference between them is less than a layer right now.
 red_shoes_jeff: 81  #TeamNew
 RandomTrivia: This is all the company credit cards do https://i.imgur.com/VpiPHxs.gif
ChroniclerC: In a cold enough area, you can.
 Iluvatardis: can you place dirt or w/e over the lava or water to get rid of it?
  Sarah_Serinde: If you don't make a bucket before you need it, you might regret it when you do need a bucket but don't have the iron for it
 Gekyouryuu: @RandomTrivia solid loop
 LongestJohnsGaming: raiding and running (handing over to @darleysam) but have a good subathon, looking forward to the streams!
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: back when water didn't flow and only propagated along the elevation it spawned at, you kind of could mine it
 BorgarWithAShotgun: kindness war?
 bakerydragon: "I love what I've done with the place" - Serge probably 
 Texan_Reverend: @LongestJohnsGaming Thanks for the raid!
  Sarah_Serinde: @Iluvatardis No placing blocks, with very few exceptions. If you have no buckets for water, you can use logs but you have to throw the logs away after
 beowuuf: @Iluvatardis usually it's wooden planks as a sort of cost. or use bucket if you have it
 kaziel0: @Sarah_Serinde This was me at my home PAC I started last week. Got 4 iron, made a pick axe, then the NEXT level there was water. ;_; Had to waste 32 wood planks.
  Sarah_Serinde: No placing crafting tables or other blocks in the hole
Avery316: 100 #TeamOld
 beowuuf: oofa doofa
malc: 
  Sarah_Serinde: @kaziel0 
 KBKarma: What are the rules about deleting someone else's bed?
 Mantafold: 
 Saintnex: ahh but then you use the bucket trick Graham
 TehAmelie: @KBKarma that's called bad bedside manner
  Sarah_Serinde: @KBKarma I would say not allowed but this group is  today so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 beowuuf: @KBKarma i mean since it's two people sleeping it's self defeating 
  SmithKurosaki: @KBKarma That's something for Sarah to call for sure, but I'm on the side of 'don't be a dick'
 frnknstn: 100 #teamSarah_Serinde
  Sarah_Serinde: @beowuuf But yeah also what Beowuuf said
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  Sarah_Serinde: I feel like it's a bit late for "don't be a dick" 
 DanTheMediocre: well serge has like an 80/20 MLG/FTD rate?
 beowuuf: oh, given james's track record i assumed not 
 public_key_reveal_party: is keep inventory on?
 DanTheMediocre: FTD being Fall To Death ofc
 MrSarkhan: 
 wench_tacular: 
 0x6772: Whose audio are we getting (that we're hearing zombie grumbles from)?
 Nommii77: 100  #TeamNew
 theevermist: I wonder what serge's safe boat fall to ftd ratio is
ed_v0n_schleck: Is there anywhere that explains the rules for this challenge? I've never watched a punchachunck before
 DanTheMediocre: *Cricket noises*
 Myrniss: 🎵 If James is your partner clap your hands 🎵
  Sarah_Serinde: !mcrules
  LRRbot: Basic rules: you may only dig one layer at a time, using only resources found in your chunk, and you must be using the best possible pickaxe/shovel available to you. For comprehensive rules: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Wnqq3jFqotJNLU57Ge70g6dwsiFbBEw82Gwp8Vr4rEM/edit?usp=sharing
 DigitalSeahorse: 
epsilon_vee: farm equipment?
Fluffy776: Oh heck yeah! Grainger wants to sell me warehouse carts
malc: !sassplan
optimalbook: I used to work for Grainger
superdude097: PPE company
LathosTiran: a supplys supply company
 Coloneljesus: alex is on several lists
 bytecaster: These vibes are immaculate
 TheOtherTrevor: only one weird list?
 wench_tacular: good question, next question
 beowuuf: it is nice
  Pharmacistjudge: I pay for ad-less YouTube
midnightcurryjazz: need mincraft music
 MrSarkhan: 
patrick_stonecrusher: "We're the ones who get it done"
ChroniclerC: Alex's algorithm's are hella weird.  Zero surprises.
 ThePerrBearr: Grainger? the work supply store?
 TheWooglie: think of the VOD Cori
 beowuuf: pigstep x 10
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purposesunknown: DJ "The Turner Around"
 undecided44: It's the catalog that building maintenance/engineers buy from
Spades_Slicc: Oh I'm still listening to Alanis Morissette's ironic
 IbunWest: 
 riking27: He never decided...
 Nigouki: James Anime Roundup
  Sarah_Serinde: I remember the fishing games stream
 Fanklok: James was going to play Adam's Lunacid save
 Tangsm: I hope one of the benefit/punishments is giving them pigstep and a jukebox they have to keep going up to reset.
 beowuuf: dangerous that's how pac started 
nova_plushie: James tries Warframe
MungoDude: probably the nintendo switch version of minecraft
insanecat6mtg: I also kept getting Granger ads for a while. No clue why.
EvilBadman: @Nigouki James Marvel Roundup
malc: no instagram, only instagraham
  Sarah_Serinde: @beowuuf ^
 RandomTrivia: Welp
Tommadness: that's definitely most peoples Insta algorithms
  Foxmar320: Graham thats just Instagram
Sordidambition: Thats a happy accident graham
 ghizmou: Serge is too pure
 spawnofhastur: as a vtuber fan the algorithm has decided the same
 Sorator13: And what does that say about your interests, Serge?
 Lunareclipse123: Instagraham
 Grevas13: is literally anyone surprised that serge only gets baby animals?
 MehallD: Tiktok correctly identified me as a trans lesbian. 10 months before I came out as one.
  amative1: bear-house paint
phoenixfeather14: Serge, you and Jo curate your IG to baby animals
Bruceski: My Bluesky discover feed is like 30% bear thirstpics
nova_plushie: Hay Alex. i can get you Behr house paint
 Alahmnat: there's a bear around here who lives in a house? 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Caineghest: behr is garbage paint
 RandomTrivia: Ah, Bear-thoven's fifth 
  Sarah_Serinde: !boons
  LRRbot: Help decide the fate of your favourite competitor! Give bits using #teamOld (Serge, James) or #teamNew (Cori, Graham, Alex) and fun effects will happen every hour based on who's in the lead. (If you mention both teams in your message, your bits will be split between the two.) Team bit totals reset every hour.
Garfman314: did i hear a zombie?
ShifuDaxiongmao: Sounds like a great idea for a game. "Bear house paint"
 bakerydragon: but is your house a Shale shil?
 public_key_reveal_party: I was gonna say, serge is probably on several of the same lists as alex, because he covertly googles the stuff alex says that he doesn't understand
 Fanklok: @MehallD That is very funny
 JadedCynic: Alex: "Hashtag Not Sponsored (call me, Behr)" 
Cptasparagus: I work in bioengineering and most of my ads are for scientific instruments.... that cost like 5x my yearly salary
 Mazrae: Rough 1900 bit difference
  Foxmar320: I follow LRR content and related peoples on Insta. The algorithum keeps recomending thirst.
hayhaiya: @MehallD tiktok algorithm really does just snipe eggs
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Sorator13: @public_key_reveal_party Serge doesn't have Alex's purchase history, though
 mo0dleton: 1000 Putting in my support for Insta-graham! #teamNew
 KV1NN4: wait, how again?
 calculated_uncertainties: #SNORSH
 mercano82: Rock and stone!
ChroniclerC: *clonk*
patrick_stonecrusher: Bear Painting The Big House Blue
  SmithKurosaki: @mo0dleton 
 Favre_the_Undead: but rock is old people music 
 Meyari: frames wasted? GDQ when?
Dergib: Yeah, I mostly "blame"? Jo for the animals. lol
 TehAmelie: The Old Guard 2 is coming out soon, i just remembered. go #TeamNew though
 atinyspacemarine: 1500 #teamnew Giiiiit 'em
 logophile99: because you are the most wholesome boy Serge 
 mo0dleton: @smithkurosaki ❤️❤️❤️
MungoDude: diorite, it's a stone type
 l0gin4me: bird poop
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh you need to give the pale blocks to Serge
Eklinaar: Serge is so bad at being bad
  Sarah_Serinde: Just throw them into his inventory
ChroniclerC: Serge's favorite block!
ClockTamer: I forgot this was happening what did I miss?
 beowuuf: dire, right?
 RandomTrivia: It tastes great when cooked
malc: build a diorite cube around Serge's base; works every time
 JadedCynic: @Favre_the_Undead sad but true; lesser generations cannot handle how the awe-inspiring gravitas of Rock 
  SmithKurosaki: Diorite is Serge's favourite block
 avi_miller: Make sure to gift the diorite to Serge
missa_hancock: judge has spoken - diorite to serge!
 TehAmelie: Dio, rite?
 Sorator13: @ClockTamer Serge has been Snerging significantly today
 Suffix: s'Wonderful
 mo0dleton: Diet Rite is a pretty mid soda
Dergib: cobble and quartz
 heronblademaster: 4364
 googoltudoris: that's not how rocks work!
 heronblademaster: oh no
 heronblademaster: I forgot #teamold
Cunobelenos: basalt, too
 googoltudoris: oh yeah tuff is real
 spawnofhastur: Tuff is what they use to build things in Roman times!
 Heckhoundbolt: why is team new suddenly 65
 Myrniss: Is new still at 65?
 spawnofhastur: And here in Australia.
  TStodden: I'd DEFINITELY go to GDQ event if they hosted a Punch-a-Chunk.
  SmithKurosaki: rip heron
rogerivany: Serge has an evil lair?  
 mo0dleton: oh noooooo heron
 DigitalSeahorse:  that's tuff!
 RandomTrivia: SERGE NO
 Abavus: Incorrect!
 KV1NN4: wow
 ElementalAlchemist: no Serge
 Dog_of_Myth: Serge no
 wench_tacular:  
 KV1NN4: XD
 Favre_the_Undead: @JadedCynic yeah; to me green day and pearl jam are dad rock
 Iluvatardis: being in a volcano is an appropriate time to nerd out on geology
 PhoenixMelior: Did we run out of maidens and have to throw serge into a volcano?
 omdorastrix: Podzol is ALSO a real thing that minecraft used the name of
 korvys: they do that
 TheOtherTrevor: dump water on it
 googoltudoris: wait you didn't all have freshman geology?
 BrowneePoints: they literally catch it in a bucket
twinnAJ: Fun fact, tuff is actually a quite soft stone overall!
 TehAmelie: and it may have toxic fumes
 Fanklok: Melting stone also gives off extremely lethal fumes
nova_plushie: I though Serge was gonna say. "on one of my many jobs"
 SnackPak_: #TeaMold
Alex_Frostfire: Probably no heavier than any other rock.
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahaha
 spawnofhastur: Tuff is what the people on Rapa Nui made the Moais out of.
Flyingdelorion: 
malc: #TeamPaul
 RandomTrivia: 
 SmithKurosaki: So, while you can only vote over on Twitch, which team is chat here representing?
Hazel Oakley: New/YoungGuns
 heronblademaster: "I _could_" is the best answer paul, lol
 TheWooglie: Paul has the power not the inclination
 Grevas13: "team order," serge?
  Sarah_Serinde: I feel like honouring it for the chat person's sake, not specifically for Serge
Invitare: Lava is so thick it's effectively solid, from our perspective. Even if the bucket didn't melt I don't think it would go in
haberley: did I miss something? Why is team new on 65?
 theevermist: I mean there are scientists that do collect lava in a bucket
 RandomTrivia: Did Serge place a block?
 accountmadeforants: It's appropriate for Team Old to not know how to use hashtags
 RandomTrivia: PFFFFT
  Sarah_Serinde: Serge you are 1000% a troll
 RandomTrivia: 
  Juliamon: Serge placed a block illegally
 theevermist: its not an iron bucket
haberley: oh you dick
 Jillexie: Serge
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah Serge is placing too many illegal blocks
 JadedCynic: @Favre_the_Undead ew, those little children, rolling around playing with Fisher-Price instruments?
 PhoenixMelior: Is that a legal move?
 mo0dleton: wow, RUDE
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 DigitalSeahorse:  
 theevermist: and they wear some protective gear
 Abavus: 
 PhoenixMelior: Does serge need a penalty?
graal_smith: !subathon
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  Sarah_Serinde: I think at minimum Serge needs to go up and remove that block himself
 beowuuf: 1500 teamOld #teamNew
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 cyclopsboi: chunks a punchin
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  Sarah_Serinde: @beowuuf 
Michael Lenning: Young Guns, gotta go for the underdogs
Christian Fabian Oldeman: #teamnew from the netherlands during a nightshift!
Joshua Trytten: Team Snerge if available, Team Young Guns otherwise
 KBKarma: I feel the "don't be a dick" guideline is being stretched...
nova_plushie: Serge is histories greatest monster
 wench_tacular: who would fall into a hole though?
 beowuuf: 
 avi_miller: Paul didn't account for Serge
 mercano82: By mining stone with that dirt, isn't Team New breaking the rules? They should be disqualified. 
 themercenary1987: CHANGE PLACES
 SnackPak_: Let's go Cori
rogerivany: I like that troll Beowuuf
  Sarah_Serinde: He is
Cunobelenos:   
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Serge is full of beans
Snowcookies: Serge admits to being a fool
 TheWooglie: I should have voted Serge higher in the murder list
Khalstrom: Playing the heel
 RandomTrivia: Serge "Menace to Society" Yager over here
 YeetTheRich_: name your price paul
 N2Osferatu: Give him LIT TNT
  Sarah_Serinde: Deliver tnt to Serge's head
  Juliamon: TNT isn't a bane
 Sorator13: In honor of heronblademaster #TeamNew 1500
 chrono2x: He always is a menace in competitive PAC
 Mushbie: what about giving Serge a G&T?
 DanTheMediocre: Serge 'maintains he's not a murderer' Yager
 avi_miller: TnT Minecart on Serge's head
 TehAmelie: hmm people are more into donating to the faces than the heels i think
graal_smith: Phrasing?
missa_hancock: cori with the Galaxy brain technique
  TStodden: Not TNT...  Creepers
 SmithKurosaki: @Joshua Trytten Valid
  Sarah_Serinde: !boons
  LRRbot: Help decide the fate of your favourite competitor! Give bits using #teamOld (Serge, James) or #teamNew (Cori, Graham, Alex) and fun effects will happen every hour based on who's in the lead. (If you mention both teams in your message, your bits will be split between the two.) Team bit totals reset every hour.
LathosTiran: all gunpowder, no sand
Bacon_Trail: tnt still blows up blocks
ChroniclerC: Look at you remarking on it.
Spades_Slicc: "stay out of my hole" phrasing graham
 JadedCynic: @DanTheMediocre soemthing something protest too much something
malc: 
 ExachixKitsune: that's what you get for serge spending a bunch of valuble time building a dirt hut
  Sarah_Serinde: I was in favour of giving #TeamOld the missed bits, but then Serge trolled more
 Sorator13: I love that Snerge brought out G's inner competitive nasty
 Saintnex: it does help that Serge just stops every once in a while to mess with team new lol
 darkpks2: as a lan party activity, this is amazing
LathosTiran: crouch-throw
 mo0dleton: Serge really didn’t want to sleep, and it seems being a menace will keep people from trusting him
 SmithKurosaki: (I'm from Serge's homestream originally after Desert Bus, so I gotta go #TeamOld/#TeamSnerge
ShifuDaxiongmao: doesn't holding Q just spew out the items in that slot?
 CanPlayGames: #TeamOld 100 If I Donate 1500 or 5000 bits will James sing the respective songs?
 DanTheMediocre: isnt shift-q stack throw?
 public_key_reveal_party: serge is now a rules lawyer, I guess
 heronblademaster: 5864 #teamold
 TheWooglie: #SergeNotANiceGuyAnymore
 heronblademaster: ok fixed it
MungoDude: defaults to ctrl+q, does changing the keybinds change that as well?
 heronblademaster: 
 bytecaster: Are we sure this isnt snerge
 DanTheMediocre: honestly too long since I played
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thekumquatking: Somebody spike Serge's coffee with some meanie juice or somethin?
 Ravynn: The Snerge is strong
 ClockTamer: Serge is big cheats today
 MommaGart: WOW @heronblademaster
  Sarah_Serinde: Dang thanks heronblademaster for all those bits
 vegetalss4: Just like the parable of Peter and the Wolf
  Foxmar320: Are we sure Serge is not from Florida? He is as chaotic as me.
CobaltShuriken: bits are so close!
profsmiley: Serge is just being a lovable scamp.
scuba_antney:  
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 darkpks2: strategic
 jacqui_lantern234: @bytecaster its not, normal Serge is just like this (unironically)
 Sorator13: tea mold? what an odd concept
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Serge
 avi_miller: Please tie it up
Snowcookies: don't enable Serge, chat
 RandomTrivia: SERGE
malc: lmao
 wench_tacular:   
Bacon_Trail: serge is gonna trade off 1 minute before bane and james is gonna have to deal with the fallout of serge being a menace
 love_like_you: 100 #teamnew
 Tangsm: 100 #TeamNew
haberley: DUDE
 RandomTrivia:   
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 MommaGart: LMAO
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EvilBadman: Why would you give the pros a bonus on the first hour, you goofs
malc: can we disqualify Serge yet
marmalade_pen: @darkpks2 i kept reading that as "ian party"
 SnackPak_: Serge is asking for a bane
ChroniclerC: 
nova_plushie: Bits revoked
 Koshindan: Serge is thinking outside the chunk.
thekumquatking: More like Scourge.
  RayFK: Olds just keep getting the wealth, typical capitalism.
  SmithKurosaki: @bytecaster Oh no, this is peak Snerge
TheAinMAP: https://clips.twitch.tv/MoistHorribleMonkeyM4xHeh-Dj-yrhYHWOmS37BL
 Mr_Horrible: so wait, is the relay just bit donos (had to step out for errands during the explanation)
 Mantafold: 
 geckoinasuit: 100 #teamnew
 beowuuf:  sweet lord serge! do not give p[aul ideas for your inevitable bane 
 PhoenixMelior: Serge is asking for a penalty
 andy1503: Cheer 500 #teamnew gotta fight Snerge
 kaziel0: 100 100 100 100 Trying to keep #TeamOld in the lead!
 jacqui_lantern234: WHY JAMES?!
 ElementalAlchemist: but he's Serge
 Alahmnat: you should have, James
 CaKnuckleguy: The Snerge-turn is complete
 Fanklok: The man most likely to murder Paul?
 Dalrint: Are we sure this isn't Snerge?
Fluffy776: That vacation changed Surge
MungoDude: dang it, Snerge
 measureofhope: 100 Age and Treachery! #TeamOld
haberley: and THIS is why we all thought he would murder Paul
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 iDangero: #TeamOld
 KBKarma: 100 #teamnew
Dergib: yeah, I expected this from james
 Koshindan: What position was Serge on the ranking of murder earlier?
epsilon_vee: serge is playing the long long game
 MrSarkhan: 
 BusTed: 
 andy1503: 500 #teamnew gotta fight Snerge
 beowuuf: 
heartofgoldfish: but serge IS a widdle baby
Furyfire: 
 TheWooglie: #SergeNotANiceGuyAnymore
 RandomTrivia: Deep in the heart of the cinnamon roll lies a heart of pure 
 PhoenixMelior: Ugh i hate it graham
 Sibwow: cinamon roll
malc: #SergeDeservedIt
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Alex_Frostfire: #TeamOrder is a chaos gremlin. I'm not surprised.
 Favre_the_Undead: #teamold
 Caineghest: 500 #teamnew
 ExachixKitsune: #SergeDeservesIt
 darkpks2: hes a competator.
 Grevas13: James said "serge put the lava back" in the same tone you yell at a cat who has started scratching your couch
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Myrniss: He's a Cinnamon Troll
 JadedCynic: #SergeIsAMenace
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 badpandabear: #SergeHasAlwaysBeenSnerge
NimrodXIV: Cinnamon Roll Serge? Never!
ShifuDaxiongmao: #SergeAlwaysDeservesIt
 jacqui_lantern234: nonono, serge bring the bullying upon himself 
 margieargie: Not on the VOD, I'm thinking that now <_<
 chrono2x: There is a reason Snerge exists
  RayFK: Graham you should go on cameo with that voice
Cunobelenos: #BlameSerge
malc: @Myrniss love it
  TStodden: 100 100 100  #TeamNew
 darkpks2: an opponent.
 MegaDosX: #GetSerge
 Notimagain: 100 #TeamNew
thekumquatking: Being a widdle baby does not make one exempt from being a criminal.
 geckoinasuit: pizza break time
ChroniclerC:    
 logophile99: 1000  #TeamOld
YeomanAres: Serge always deserves it
 jae_dorian: #Sergetotallydeservedit
 fjordsword: Look again James
phoenixfeather14: Serge is a cinnamon roll, but Serge is also a menace
 BorgarWithAShotgun: widdle widdle baby with a KNOIFE
insanecat6mtg: 
 EthirealPlayer: Serge killed Paul?!?!
Bacon_Trail: this is later than he typically streams, so this is sergeafterdark territory
Talin06: I keep saying Snerge is the good one
 Fanklok: Ok look fire Serge and hire me on as the replacement. I can accidentally make innuendo and I won't be a monster
 public_key_reveal_party: new is still in the lead on bits
 ThorSokar:  I have it written here that Serge cut off a kids EAR, soooo, I'm gonna side with Team Graham 
 iDangero: 100 #TeamNew
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Spades_Slicc: Snerge wouldn't've happened to take a vacation to butler pa recently?
 darkpks2: keep trash talking please 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
enbyKriss: Serge has gone full gremlin mode   
 Heckhoundbolt: alex's mic is off
 chrono2x: When does the first boon/bane happen?
  SmithKurosaki: @ThorSokar Accuratew
 Gaz_L: maybe Serge will trade iron for sheep?
scuba_antney: 200  #TeamOld
 DigitalSeahorse: Alex's mic might be off
 Sorator13: Alex, I think your mic is muted
Dergib: is alex mic off?
 Gaz_L: wait
 Gaz_L: wrong game
 RandomTrivia: You could just kite a Wither into excavating your chunk
 heronblademaster: what do I do with the rest of these bits
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/CoySaltyGalagoDxCat-fphbwnfpLFyV-on1
 TehAmelie: Dr Evil voice "ten thousand dollars!"
HyruleGirl9: 115 #TeamNew
 Lord_Hosk: nice
 PhoenixMelior: Please throw bits responsibly, chat
 northos: why would Paul do this 
 UltraVioletVodoo: 200 #TeamNew
 Dog_of_Myth: 
LathosTiran: Mic 5
 MommaGart: ok guys only $12,320 USD for a Wither!!!
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  Sarah: I was on #TeamOld until Serge decided he was just gonna be a troll all day :P
 logophile99: 100  #TeamOld
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Greendrag13: 100 100  #TeamOld
 Mazrae: Cake layer
 ClodiumSoride: coprolith block?
 ExachixKitsune: 131 #TeamNew
 chrono2x: Just a layer of obsidian
MeagenImage: Sub-A-Thin, let's goooo!
 DigitalSeahorse: the bird poop block
 heronblademaster: 4772 #teamold I guess have the rest of these too
 Sorator13: Yknow... a bane could add a poop shape of dirt blocks
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 umbrakittygirl: It's a me Umbra
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 ShaneLeeAtk: Random layer of solid obsidian
scuba_antney:    
  Sarah_Serinde: I still want TeamNew to send all the diorite to Serge (not placing, because that's against the rules, just fill his inventory)
malc: they already have poop blocks: in the shipwrecks 
ShifuDaxiongmao: We just need a bane where obsidian spawns in team old's hole 
 fjordsword: Serge, behind on blocks, goes and does a bit
 DanTheMediocre: one entire layer of cake and you have to eat it all and get a sugar crash debuff
 RandomTrivia: Bit-flipping IS cosmic magic
inconsideratehat: #teamnew
heartofgoldfish: cosmic ray magic would be a sweet cyberpunk setting
 hd_dabnado: I would love it if gold could be found in rivers
 ExachixKitsune: 174 #TeamOld
 themercenary1987: #TeamNew 100 100 100 100 100
  Sarah: But then I'm one of James's home stream mods and was around for him starting the whole thing
 YeetTheRich_: turns out he can
 beowuuf: lmao
 Viewers_Like_You: he demonstrably can
dukebazaar: #teamnewt
BrookJustBones: Does that highlight message thing work for the team bits?
 NotCainNorAbel: 4000 #teamnew
 theworldsmith1: Yes he can
 GredGredmansson: @inconsideratehat does that work?
 public_key_reveal_party: oh serge already forgot
thekumquatking: I can't believe Serge has done this.
 rocketjohn: serge has been getting away with it for years
 mo0dleton: Serge pulling the ultimate heel turn
Bacon_Trail: shout out to the team for putting this event up front to run up the bit count and thus the timer
 beowuuf: 
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 fjordsword: We gotta make the Serge off by 1 a reality
inconsideratehat: @GredGredmansson Maybe??
 ExachixKitsune: There we go, evened out those bits 
ChroniclerC: Serge is 100% gonna faceplant.
 Fanklok: I won't feel bad
 margieargie: But Serge is completely innocent, how could we turn against him ^.^
Happy_Camperr: 95 #teamold go tea mold!
 Sorator13: It wasn't Paul who got murdered...
 Alness49: Literally actually cannot get away with it
thekumquatking: I'm a little buzzed rn and I am having a great time.
 l0gin4me: 148 #TeamNew (Serge does deserve it)  = 
 TheWooglie: be a good clip though
malc: 
 UltraVioletVodoo: 100 100 100 #TeamNew
 red_shoes_jeff: 5000 #TeamNew
 TheWriterAleph: 
 Sorator13: 
 Viewers_Like_You: I think "everyone's concerned about a concussion but he turns out to be fine" is a good level
 wench_tacular: 
 margieargie: 
Reymond Kira: Serge always gets bullied by James and Graham
  StarWarsTHX1138: honestly I'm usually team serge... I'm not sure how I feel with him being a troll to the poor underdogs
  Sarah: Serge does his share of bullying
TheAinMAP: 
 Alas_Babylon: Now you know where the missing blocks are!
 wench_tacular: pardon?
 Pinwiz11: I assume this is the old chunk depth and not the new?
  RayFK: James your rules are so arcane that cheating is just a way of life
LathosTiran:     
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah if Serge has no consequences for his trolling then the other team certainly doesn't
 JadedCynic: Unexpected chat segment - willing accomplices to nefarious cheats
thekumquatking: All hail the cave!
ShifuDaxiongmao: Judge... Serge impersonating a judge!
MicroManagingMusician: @Pinwiz11 yes, 1.17.1
 darkpks2: you guys are lagging by not making iron axe
 DigitalSeahorse:  first fall of stream
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/LongDeterminedFoxDansGame-k6bjY_MN5B-8eRY5
thekumquatking: It's better. Because of the way it is.
offbeatwitch: axe does more damage but swings slower
 FenrisSchafer: 200 Look, I love punch-a-chunk classic, but I refuse to be blind to the behavior of Team Old, so #TeamNew
nova_plushie: cues it has 2 pointy bits g
 darkpks2: econ round
graal_smith: @red_shoes_jeff so it's treason then.
offbeatwitch: sword does less damage but swings faster and has AOE
 Riiiiiiis: 1000 #TeamNew
Joshua Trytten: I think those 10k #teamsnerge bits started something...
 wordnerdify: #TeamNew 500
 Favre_the_Undead: tea mold!
 PhoenixMelior: Lets go team new!
 Dog_of_Myth: Let's go chat
Angreed66: James is wrong dps is more on sword
ChroniclerC: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 ElementalAlchemist: Dear Ea-Nasir,
 red_shoes_jeff: I have a duty, I must oppose The Snerge.
 PhoenixMelior: (Sorry gamers i have a mortgage etchyLmao)
 Suffix: I'm on #TeamNew.
 Jillexie: 500 #TeamNew
 EthirealPlayer: Let's go Mold Drink
 jamesinor: Team New took the bit lead!
 DigitalSeahorse:      new
CoderBugsworth: 100 100 100 100 100
 beowuuf: axe has less range though
 mo0dleton: Serge, Noted Cheater, Has Opinions
 avi_miller: Especially if you can do crits
  amative1: as said by Serge Off-By-One Yager
  Sarah: Those bits were in response to Serge already trolling
  Sarah: More than once by then iirc
jillpole: Ea Nasir jokes always hit
 wordnerdify: #TeamNew 1000
thekumquatking: I think the best way to attack is actually with sticks.
 beowuuf: the terror of playing with a vindicator at the sword's edge of range is...
 heronblademaster: I have two LRR stickers on my work laptop, they're Serge and Graham... but I'm contractually required to support Serge's Minecraft-related activities
 Alahmnat: Minecraft combat is bad and has always been bad, fight me
 Alahmnat: just... not in Minecraft
 Anonymousless: 10000 1000 1000 30 minutes for #TeamOld
 MommaGart: 74  just fiddling with numbers #teamold
 darkpks2: I stopped playing before the underwater fortress thing
 CaKnuckleguy: Damage per second is meaningless if the first hit finishes the event
 RandomTrivia: @Alahmnat It used to be worse, and then even worse before that
 ExachixKitsune: @heronblademaster ... but why tho 
 Sorator13: 
scuba_antney:  
 Tandtroll_OG: Oh dear lord
 Dog_of_Myth: wow
 Saintnex: 
MungoDude: @Alahmnat I would, but lag makes me miss the crit
 mo0dleton: oh wowee
 margieargie: !!!!!!!!
 RandomTrivia: 
 beowuuf: holy crap
 Tandtroll_OG:   
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 TehAmelie: it's so bad. i especially dislike the weird random permanent increase to monster HP and damage the longer you have spent in a chunk
 JosephDeath: When does the first bit reckoning happen?
  Sarah_Serinde: !boons
  LRRbot: Help decide the fate of your favourite competitor! Give bits using #teamOld (Serge, James) or #teamNew (Cori, Graham, Alex) and fun effects will happen every hour based on who's in the lead. (If you mention both teams in your message, your bits will be split between the two.) Team bit totals reset every hour.
ShifuDaxiongmao: but why donate for team old.. they're more fun to punish.. 
 MommaGart: let's get team new to 42069 we have one shot at this
TheAinMAP: 
 darkpks2: LOL
 andy1503: So many Serge enablers in the chat
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh excellent Graham
 darkpks2:  
 Jillexie: Crime doesn't pay, Serge
 Fanklok: Serge said OK
 RandomTrivia: Bahahahaha
 darkpks2: what is in his pocket 
 SnackPak_: gottem
 Gaz_L: i don't recall that being in the rules
 Lord_Hosk: 50 #TeamMiddleAge My back hurts
nova_plushie: Good Job G
  amative1: I don't believe those were the rules
 Sorator13: 
 neisan2112: LMAAO
 jacqui_lantern234: thats NOT how it works, Serge
 RAICx: 
 ExachixKitsune: lmao mtvcdm this is such an inspired bit
 DoubleNterprises: 
 vinewood_og: What a loser!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 zerragonoss: I keep reading them as Tea Mold
 Dog_of_Myth: @Lord_Hosk 
 Fanklok: I hope James makes them worse
  amative1: inb4 James makes them worse
 ExachixKitsune: inspired? *great
 0x6772: Too late, but somebody give James a pair of scissors.
Invitare: free ladder?
 Arazien: 5000 #teamNew  
 accountmadeforants: Serge Dies (It Was A Prank) timeline avoided
 RandomTrivia: Wow
  Sarah_Serinde: @Arazien 
 mo0dleton: 2800 2800 bits in honor of 28 hours for the 28 year olds on #TeamNew
 love_like_you: 100 100 100 #teamnew
 Mazrae: I thought that G was gonna club "club soda" Serge with him putting something in his coat
 BusTed: ouch
 GredGredmansson: 500 this is all i have for now lets go #TeamNew
 RandomTrivia: WOAH
 MegaDosX: Wow, hateful
 Dog_of_Myth: Yes
 MegaDosX: #JamesDeservesIt
GazzyInferno: woah calm down there satans
 hd_dabnado: yeah, its funny
 darkpks2: #TEAMNEW >:3
 RandomTrivia: That's a straight-up war crime
 DoubleNterprises: Caltrops!
Morrigan9: d-caltrops
 Arazien: @Sarah_Serinde  
excalgold: Alex put Caltrops on James' chair?
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/OnerousWanderingSoymilkWholeWheat-HpaTLF2menoR_Oqq
 Laserbeaks_Fury: The catrops
 control_rig: Ah yes, the Caltrops of gaming
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 Tandtroll_OG: I feel like James owes us several caillous
 BrowneePoints: Alex, we appreciate your Chaos Gremlin energy
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Zafariman: 100      #teamnew
  SmithKurosaki: Not just 28h, but 28h /remaining.
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 Riiiiiiis: Alex: boooooooo
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 beowuuf: 31 1/2 hours of subathon in total! 3 hrs 10 down
malc: Alex 
MungoDude: all I have is PNG subs
  amative1: Serge just doesn't want to have to handle the bane
 Favre_the_Undead: tea mold
 mo0dleton: SERGE
 RandomTrivia: So much Iron already
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 ExachixKitsune:   
 Mr_Horrible: 5000 #TeamOld as an Old myself (not really but at heart)
 RandomTrivia: 
 orangeceltic71: #teamnew
 Mazrae: Okay whoever put the 5000 bits and caillou I just had that song in my head
 ExachixKitsune: wooooow Mr_Horrible !
nova_plushie: Serge know arsonist
 Mr_Horrible: 
 Solid_Fuel: 10000 time to rig it, #TeamNew
  amative1: 21
 wordnerdify: #teamNew 200
 RandomTrivia: 
 Dog_of_Myth: WOW
 wordnerdify: #teamNew 200
 Tandtroll_OG: Oh jeez
scuba_antney: Yikes!
 darkpks2: Alex you are allowed to mess with them on the half hour lol
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 themercenary1987: WHAT!
 PhoenixMelior: Lets goooooo!
 beowuuf: NO!
 Mr_Horrible: look it just inspires friendly competition 
 vinewood_og: It's raining bits. #TARGIC
 beowuuf:    
 Mr_Horrible: rising tide, all boats, et
 lord_bry0n: need to tie it
 Jillexie: 500 #TeamNew
 TehAmelie: so many Ben Franklin clones
 darkpks2: you started the sprint for team new
MungoDude:     
 orangeceltic71: #teamnew
BrookJustBones: @LoadingReadyRun Do those new twitch bit features like highlighted messages work for the teambits?
malc: 
 Grevas13: cailou is only an attractive proposition if James is also being sprayed with water
 mo0dleton: Paul openly taunting chat for bits
ChroniclerC: 
 RandomTrivia: 
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 MegaDosX: You can plug it at least
 beowuuf: why do you show malc and sarah such hate?
Bacon_Trail: I mean it's less than 10k bits to 69420
 RandomTrivia: Someone call Ashley, ask her to bring the spray bottle
malc: why indeed beowuuf
  Colin: @jillpole I am a huge Ea Nasir joke fan
  Sarah_Serinde: @beowuuf He just doesn't love us, it's tragic
 Lord_Hosk: I doubt anyone will donate 9472 to team new for the meme
 Abavus: Good question, what are the water rules this season?
namles_the_ninja: 100 #teamnew
 Solid_Fuel: wait?   was on the table?
 OmnipotentTrevor: Are they going to be able to see each other from across this cave, or is it facing the wrong way?
 TehAmelie: how fast do you figure Ashley can apparate to spray James if he starts singing?
donzmb: 1000 1000 #teamnew
Bacon_Trail: fair hosk, but collectively...
 beowuuf: @Sarah_Serinde it's also ironic given his mod love emote 
 NeoOfTheDark: 69 #TeamNew
 spawnofhastur: who'd win in a thumb war, caillou or charlie brown?
EvilBadman: Off by one on 62049
  Sarah_Serinde: The rules say no placing blocks, but if you have no other options then you need to do *something* to keep going, so there's a penalty to it
namles_the_ninja: 600 #teamnew
EvilBadman: Slow dots for start of phase 2 
donzmb: 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 #teamnew
 themercenary1987: Cmon IRON for TEAM NEW!!!
 beowuuf: you've got soooo close to failure in the stronghold chunk in season 1 where late dirt managed to grow a tree 
 Diabore: 13.5k ahead
 ElementalAlchemist: nice
 Diabore: 14.5k
 themercenary1987: Boon ask for Iron
 Favre_the_Undead: common bits for tea mold
 public_key_reveal_party: the boon is just 3 pieces of iron
 TehAmelie: woo let's go 64 k
 RandomTrivia: That's what you get for setting fire to stuff
 Lord_Hosk: 103   #teamnew
 Grevas13: bane should be more bucket time for serge
 beowuuf: LOL sad music kicks in
 RandomTrivia:  sergeFriendf
 orangeceltic71: #teamold 5000
 RandomTrivia: 
 margieargie: 
 wordnerdify: need the squeak counter
Jasoman: !squeak
FelidarSov: 10000 #TeamOld
  amative1: Paul could give you diamonds
 mo0dleton: *could*?
 TehAmelie: Paul IS a wizard
 RandomTrivia: Wait, did Paul murder Paul?
 RatherLargeToad: could?
 themercenary1987: FELIDAR?!
 beowuuf: james, you just got caillou bits  now double caillou bits 
 Fanklok: Fully enchanted Diamond pick, Paul
 mo0dleton: OH NO FOR TEAM OLD
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 Kipstar: woo subathon!
scuba_antney:    
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argetbrisingr: these rules seem so unnecessary
 SmithKurosaki: @argetbrisingr But they make it more interestintg
 RandomTrivia: 
 Lord_Hosk: Why do people keep donate to Hashtag Moldy Tea?
 boredman42: 5000 #teamnew
 Solid_Fuel: wait no!
8000power: 100 #teamnew
 kaziel0:   
 wordnerdify: #teamNew 300
 DigitalSeahorse:   chat is best
 UltraVioletVodoo: 1000 #TeamNew
 red_shoes_jeff: 5000 #TeamNew
 Grevas13: from the top rope!
 TheWooglie: 100 #teamnew
TheAinMAP: 
ChroniclerC: Snipers take your shot!
 lord_bry0n: tie it tie it!
 themercenary1987: TEAM NEW!
 SnackPak_: 
haberley: y'all are amazing 
 beowuuf: does team new have to sing asrthur for 5000?
 Nommii77: 100 #TeamNew
LoganAura: Sniper in the wrong direction heh
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 RandomTrivia: Multiple snipers came out for Team New
  nosole: 100 100 #teamnew
 calculated_uncertainties: #teamPaul 1000
 Koshindan: 182 #teamnew
 PhoenixMelior: Okay stop dots
 tidehollowcat: 1000 #teamnew
 geckoinasuit: back while making pizza
 mo0dleton: 1000 TEAM NEW FOR THE WIN #TeamNew
 YeetTheRich_: eco round
 TehAmelie: remember when the total was "almost 100 000"? i remember it like yesterday
 beowuuf: o7
 JadedCynic: @RandomTrivia that wasn't 'snipers' that was a dang artillery barrage 
 TehAmelie:   
Bacon_Trail: ohhh do we get a vaLRRant stream during the subathon?
 themercenary1987: o7
 DigitalSeahorse:  
Furyfire: Tied at 0!
 ExachixKitsune: 155 #TeamOld Gotta give them a good start
EvilBadman: @Bacon_Trail nope
 atinyspacemarine: 500 #teamnew Start them off strong!
 love_like_you: Less sniper, more 21 gun salute
 NeoOfTheDark: 69  #teamnew
 Lord_Hosk: So Diamonds
  Sarah_Serinde: So chat, if you're using message effects, giant emotes, or on-screen celebration, they do NOT get seen by LRRbot and I believe they don't get added to the totals, even if you use the hashtags. Blame Twitch
 definenull: Inb4 anvil
 RatherLargeToad: here’s some Molybdenum
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 Orastes: I'm so glad I'm not working today
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 SnackPak_: 
 RandomTrivia: Woop woop!
 Grevas13: nice
 ExachixKitsune: 10/10
WolfGirlVeronica: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 SmithKurosaki: (imo)
Joshua Trytten: #allcompaniesaremadeup
 SAJewers: !clip
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malc: lmao
 Mr_Horrible: 
 themercenary1987: HAHAHAHA!
 wench_tacular:  
 MrSarkhan:  
 margieargie: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 beowuuf: 
Furyfire: Broke another!
 MrSarkhan: 
 MrQBear: Uh, No serge, there are 'two' broken tools. 
 RAICx:   
 ExachixKitsune: We don't say James "PickBreaker" for nothing
 TotallyNotaBeholder: Hey Serge, what happened to that shovel of yours at the start?
offbeatwitch: he magick'd it out of thin air
 orangeceltic71: 1000 #teamold
 chrono2x: Shovel also
 Gaz_L: to get rid of the water
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  Pharmacistjudge: also lava is a possibility
 asthanius: Are signs not the correct tool?
 asthanius: smh my head
  TStodden: What does #TeaMold get for a bane?  (Too bad it can't actually be Bane)
 definenull: Uh oh
 mo0dleton: uh oh
 BITs19_: we back?
 Fanklok: serge...
  RayFK: Serge
  SmithKurosaki: Wow Serge
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  RayFK: You can't just SAY that
CoderBugsworth: #teamnew 400
 MegaDosX: Serge pls
CobaltShuriken: phrasing
  Sarah_Serinde: Stay in your own holes, no messing with other people's holes
 wench_tacular: no non consensual hole entry
 DigitalSeahorse:   
  amative1: oh, please be the one I suggested
   Anubis169: TeaMold... if your tea has mold, you may want to sterilise your kit
 darkpks2: there was a few really good jokes in quiplash today
  Pharmacistjudge: @rayfk you can’t stop serge
 hd_dabnado: oh cori needs to use iron
 iDangero: cori use the iron!
 ExachixKitsune: concern
 mo0dleton: the antici…pation
 bakerydragon: so tense
haberley: drum roll please...
Bacon_Trail: what if all this and then paul just walks into frame and puts the bucket on james' head
Spades_Slicc: What if the real bane was the anxiety we felt along the way
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 TehAmelie: you CAN use a water bucket to cheat yourself out of any fall damage at the last frame, but you can also do it whenever you're falling or planning to fall, it's not solely MLG strats
 asthanius: gonna spawn a ghast
 mo0dleton: the bane is that there’s no bane, and they spend an hour waiting for it
 Gascitygaming: it's like edibles, gonna all hit at once
 MegaDosX: That would be pretty funny
 JadedCynic: LoadingReadyRun's Subathon: they'll sell you a seat but you'll only need teh EDGE 
 ExachixKitsune: oooh that would've been a good idea
LoganAura: That would be a boon though, clears a bunch of blocks
 RandomTrivia: I sort of wish we *could* see the command as it happened
thekumquatking: I think the real Bane is actually that guy that broke Batman's back
 Seth_Erickson: heard some bows a twanging
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 DigitalSeahorse:  slow roll of nothing
Bacon_Trail: every suggestion they make is just fuel to update the list
 electra310: So how do the boons and banes work?
  Sarah_Serinde: !boons
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 MegaDosX: Or there's just next to none in this chunk
  amative1: Paul triggers a server command
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 MegaDosX: Or just none
 ExachixKitsune: @electra310 they are commands that Paul runs in the server
  Kevin O Malley: s'hapnin folks?
 Loupetron: I am totally new to punch-a-chunk how does this work?
 DigitalSeahorse: Cori's jumping around is less efficient but that may even out with something else
nova_plushie: wait todays was New EDSC day too? we were good this  month
 RandomTrivia: !pac
 Mr_Horrible: Larry Ligaments
 drewm1022: Ngl I tabbed over and read "Drizzled Veterans".
 Lord_Hosk: The skeleton is donating arrows
 beowuuf: @Loupetron they have to clear a 16x16 area down to bedrock, using only the contents of the chunk, one layer at a time
 Mr_Horrible: archenemy of Tony Tendons
 0x6772: So… about that bane…?
  Sarah: Unnecessary rules is the point
 SmithKurosaki: Just some punchin' and some chunkin'
 SmithKurosaki: I missed the bane
  Sarah: It wouldn't be as interesting if it was just "dig to bedrock as fast as you can"
 chrono2x: wheel of precons is my favorite
 drewm1022: With what are the veterans drizzled??
 RandomTrivia: Oh cool, more guest Jorbs content
 TotallyNotaBeholder: The anticipation is wild
Spades_Slicc: Can't wait to watch that EDSC . . . next week
 LowUpsideCJ: And new TTC today as well
midnightcurryjazz: I managed to finish that EDSC just as the subathon started
nova_plushie: Oh and New TTC? damn
 korvys: You couldn't have released it before the subathon so I had time to watch? 
 Heckhoundbolt: what is the update on the bane
 bytecaster: What is a ball if not a rounder egg
 measureofhope: The copper blocks starting to oxidise
 PawssumFable: I want to see Graham's jacket better
 Iluvatardis: @drewm1022 maple syrup, presumably
 chrono2x: ooooo
 Nigouki: the bane is you don't wake up until  the other player goes ot sleep again
 Unas84: ooh sweet!
 Abavus: mic 5?
 KodeMage: edsc paused in my other tab, 2 players are dead and there's still 20 minutes left in the video
 beowuuf: mic5!
Aenir798: Hot mic in the kitchen?
 MehallD: G, your Youtube Analytics for this EDSC might suffer for its first week
 BrowneePoints: I can't wait until the Bloomburrow episode Graham. I hope you gert the Group Hug deck
 wench_tacular: mic 5
 spawnofhastur: i'm sad we don't get another washlet installation
malc: woo vlogs
 drewm1022: Oh, did someone mention this already? lol
mattyraft44: yay Graham!
 jacqui_lantern234: @LowUpsideCJ but why would we want a NEW TappyToeClaws?! shes already so lovely!!! 
 Unas84: did you record your coffee-machine speedrun for it?
 geckoinasuit: oh yeah I paused edsc to watch this
baiileyplayz1: what are yall doing?
  TStodden: Hey Paul...  is #TeamOld getting enough sleep?  I swear they're seeing phantoms. 
 matthaus_c: hole
malc: digging a hole.  because there wasn't a hole there before, and now there is
 vinewood_og: New GVLOGs? Sweet, my favorite!
 RandomTrivia: 
 ExachixKitsune: HA YES
 beowuuf: LMAO
 RandomTrivia: 
 YeetTheRich_: games turner they call him
 beowuuf: flaming goats????
 darkpks2:   
 mo0dleton: FIRE GOAT
 MegaDosX: Incendiary goat!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 ClodiumSoride: Gavle?
 margieargie: 
 themercenary1987: FIREGOAT
 wench_tacular:   
 Mr_Horrible: Cecil
 bytecaster: A goat with no name
 l0gin4me: Get a horn!
 matthaus_c: Genevieve
 Tandtroll_OG: :0
JDMan94: James may need to inform the other team about the whole tool combining thing now
 themercenary1987: ITS BIG ASS JOHNSON!
TheAinMAP: 
 RatherLargeToad: Ember
 Saintnex: oh right, are we explaining the combining durabilities to team New for iron picks?
 Tandtroll_OG: A goat with no name
 electra310: Lmao
voren_chalco: The Goat With No Name
 DigitalSeahorse:     
 Mr_Horrible: oh goodness me
 themercenary1987: GET HIM JOHNSON
 Dog_of_Myth: 
ShifuDaxiongmao: james probably mlg bucket
 GredGredmansson: Drink of Damocles
malc: 
rogerivany: I went in the pit with a flaming goat with no name.
 margieargie: Drink of Damocles
 mo0dleton: the coffee of Damocles
 Nigouki: you only splash when Caillou
 Mr_Horrible: did Alex poke a hole in that cup?
 ExachixKitsune: gooooat
 RandomTrivia: 
jillpole: omg Graham, my husband and i are so excited to watch those
jillpole: we rewatch the Japan ones regularly
  Colin: What!?! XD
  Colin: Alex using his Menacing Aura
jillpole: the goat has burned! this is good luck
 beowuuf: 
 darkpks2:  
 beowuuf: LOL
 YeetTheRich_: CHAOS
 flustered_blue: water cup of Damocles
  Sarah_Serinde: Very good question James
krfsm: @ShifuDaxiongmao James MLG'd with the ladder
 RandomTrivia:    
 RatherLargeToad: Question: do you want to die?
 darkpks2: TENSE
 beowuuf: cant save them all james
 definenull: No diplomacy, only escalate
  SmithKurosaki: #Snerge
 BrowneePoints: it's hitting his lapelle
 BusTed: Such sounds
 BrowneePoints: I think
Furyfire: Goatpocalypse
 DigitalSeahorse: 
FlargBlarg: james is goated!
 TehAmelie: James having flashbacks to the time Alex accidentally almost punched a paper cup of hot coffee out over him
 mo0dleton: WHAT IS HAPPENING
 RandomTrivia: AAAAAAAAAA
malc: all of the commands actually worked, on a delay?
 beowuuf: fixed it with 
 Tangsm: Flaming screaming goats
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 Mr_Horrible: James caught the ladder at the last second of the fall, Graham
 darkpks2: the vets back down
 bubba0077: flaming goat rain
 mo0dleton: AAAAAAAAAAAA
 JosephDeath: I think most of the bane is gonna be the screaming
  Sarah_Serinde: Important distinction
 themercenary1987: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 wench_tacular: doot!
EvilBadman: Serge, "the way out of this hostage situation is to take my own hostage"
 TotallyNotaBeholder: Goat Rider has entered the hole
 MegaDosX: I have questions
patrick_stonecrusher: Gaaaaaaaaah!
 atinyspacemarine: AAAAAAAAAA
thekumquatking: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 ExachixKitsune: they are also fireproof
 SnackPak_: gotta live with that for 5 more hours
 wordnerdify: why are the goats on fire?
 beowuuf: at least the goats aren't charging
 public_key_reveal_party:  
 darkpks2: alex is still holding ground.
NimrodXIV: I love the goats
 Toxxick:   
 ExachixKitsune: well, not fireproof, but not really on fire
 definenull: Matt G better be looking away
 accountmadeforants:  AaaAa 
 ExachixKitsune: 
 KeytarCat: I love the banes in this
 darkpks2: Alex dont do ittt
  Sarah_Serinde: Disappointing
Eepy Alice: ah the cup of damocles
 darkpks2: :_:
 hd_dabnado: what noise am I hearing?
  Sarah_Serinde: Okay, less disappointing 
 GreyOrb: The only flaming mob that can set you on fire are zombies
malc: goat horns? 
  Sarah_Serinde: hd_dabnado Probably the goats
GroverMonster: 
 Tangsm: It could knock him into a hole, though.
 darkpks2: 
 littleunknownn: Wait, why are the goats on fire?
Fluffy776: aww 
 SnackPak_: wasn't stone
 mo0dleton: Suddenly we’re playing Elden Ring
 darkpks2: POGGGGG
malc: lmao
 RandomTrivia: NBAHAHAHAHA
 DeM0nFiRe: 
phoenixfeather14: hit dirt
 Mr_Horrible: incredible
 darkpks2: UMBRELLA WHAT NOW
 Despoiler98: CHECKMATE
 matthaus_c: hard countered
scuba_antney: Oh it ran into dirt! so you didn't get it
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/SmoothHyperRuffKappaPride-PYrIdjp1IWPE3wM6
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Amazing
 AugmentingPath: Did he just get a tail cut on the goat?
 TehAmelie:  
LoganAura: Well now you guys're unlucky
Spades_Slicc: Serge that's bad luck
 GredGredmansson: serge no that's bad luck
 MegaDosX: That's bad luck Serge
 chrono2x: Doesn't break on dirt
 beowuuf: under my umberella-lla lla
 BrokenGolem: isn't that 7 years bad luck?
 RandomTrivia: 
rogerivany: It hit dirt not stone
 public_key_reveal_party: how did I not notice serge get an umbrella?
 UWDJohn: bad luck for Serge tho
 MTGRanger: Serge isn't that bad luck?
 leggettor: Bad luck serge
 margieargie: Serge and James under one umbrellla, oh my~
Angreed66: Has to hit stone to break off
 darkpks2: line and sinker bro
thekumquatking: James has roommates now
 beowuuf: @BrokenGolem only if he knocks a mirror over with it
 ExachixKitsune: Team Old are going to lose because goat
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thedepthandbreadthofseth: I think you mean billied, graham!
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Joshua Trytten: I've never actually watched a chunk-punch before, but I love how *absolutely unhinged* this one has become
  Sarah_Serinde: Okay, being a distraction as James attempts to get a goat horn is a decent bane 
BrookJustBones: Goat horns got added in 1.19
 public_key_reveal_party: the bane is just a distraction
malc: bugged goats 
 MegaDosX: Oh hey Cori found iron...outside of the chunk
 beowuuf: sad music with the goat s
 darkpks2: this is gonna be a good subathon
ashteranic: They're hurting him, he's just healing quickly
 Koshindan: Can you put them out with water first?
 TheOtherTrevor: immortal flaming goats
 DigitalSeahorse: arg I hate it when stream lags just when I open the emote menu
LoganAura: Oh they found copper before iron. wow
nova_plushie: who knew this game was so Cutthroat
 Saintnex: ohhh, too early a version
 measureofhope: zombie incoming
 TehAmelie: omg goasts?
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I think they're just not hurting much and James is getting the health back pretty fast
 matthaus_c: why are the flaming goats not taking damage
 Athelgar: its supposed to punt you off a cliff
 LostThePirate: I thought the horns were added after 1.17.x?
BrookJustBones: Goat horns where not in 1.17
 PhoenixMelior: I want them to be immortal flaming screaming goats
BrookJustBones: they are from 1.19
 vegetalss4: They aren't normally on fire
  amative1: 2% chance
ShifuDaxiongmao: and the rare special scream 
 BrokenGolem: @beowuuf my friend's black cat broke a mirror. I told them that's 49 years
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/CautiousMuddyCheeseYouDontSay-tUnKlNY3X__q2QpO
malc: ohhhh.
  Sarah_Serinde: Awwwwww
Angreed66: For the veterans they certainly are prone to distractions.
MungoDude: ohh
malc: booo
 beowuuf: @BrokenGolem 
 DaniellNaruta: I only ever listened to the Screaming Goats
thedepthandbreadthofseth: No Shofar for you!
 GreyOrb: 2% chance for screaming goats.
 Koshindan: So James goozled himself by choosing this version.
EvilBadman: @BrookJustBones why would you help like this 
 matthaus_c: adding the goats without the horns is a real adding twitter without written language move
 RandomTrivia: In the way, loud and on fire
 KodeMage: just like chat
SeismicLawns: is there a reason for being on 1.17?
 Darleysam: ultra airhorn 
 measureofhope: Free goat meat
  amative1: AAAAAAA
 TehAmelie:  can have a  but only here
excalgold: did....did Matt have control of this distraction?
 beowuuf: almost like they re a bane 
 definenull: 5 hours occasionally interrupted by goat
 GreyOrb: Could you nametag them "Chat"?
MungoDude: 
 RandomTrivia: OOOF Wall Iron
  amative1: Wall Iron!
 SymphonySolstice:   
 herph: 
 Alas_Babylon: 2% in the wild, 50% for a baby screaming goat if one of their parents is a screamer, 100% chance if both are, iirc
 MehallD:   
  Sarah_Serinde: @SeismicLawns Because in later updates the chunks are twice as deep and that would take too long and not be fun
 beowuuf: 
JDMan94: Cori does have more iron to go make tools with tho
 DiscordianTokkan: Arrived just in time for GoatTalk and Wall Iron!   
 Tandtroll_OG: @seismiclawns not as much deepslate, less blocka
 Seth_Erickson: What are the goats names James?
thekumquatking: Scream(g)o(at)
 MTGRanger: Team New needs sympathy bits
Spades_Slicc: What if team new find diamonds before iron
  Sarah: I blame Serge and Alex XD
  Colin: As soon as Paul had control of the Banes and Boons it was gonna become Absurd very quickly, but also Alex Exists
 matthaus_c: @Sarah_Serinde deepslate gaming 
  amative1: TeamNew is gonna get to the bottom, and the last 2 layers are gonna be nothing but iron ore
 theevermist: So is there just what Serge is like off stream or did he just let Snerge out for the day?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: this goat is on FIRE!!!
EvilBadman: Getting Vets audio is now a bane for us
 KodeMage: light james on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life
 electra310: Cheer100 #teamnew
nova_plushie: Paul just work miracles
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/DarkUgliestAlpacaChocolateRain-ujn8IgRXVqXIgHHv
virtue_the_cat: just tuning in, why are the goats on fire??
 GredGredmansson: what's that Cori is digging up, is that rock berries or something
 RandomTrivia: These goats are absolute clip gold
 BusTed: It's too bad the cave is on the other side.
 electra310: Hmm, my Twitch may be a little broke
thekumquatking: @virtue_the_cat They are sinners
  Sarah_Serinde: @matthaus_c I would say it's more about the 64 extra layers than the deepslate. Though the fact that most/all of those extra layers are deepslate makes it even worse
scuba_antney: 100  #TeamOld
 DigitalSeahorse: wait doesn't James have to make more pick with the iron he just picked?
 Marvoleath: @virtue_the_cat so they dont get cold
malc: @virtue_the_cat because Paul said so
 GreyOrb: The only flaming mob that can set players on fire is the flaming zombie.
 beowuuf: @virtue_the_cat added bane by paul 
 northos: @GredGredmansson copper ore
patrick_stonecrusher: Because Comedy is a flaming goat
 SmithKurosaki: @Joshua Trytten These devolve pretty quickly often'
MDR: LRR living their 37 goat life.
MechaNoelle:  
 micalovits: More wall iron!
 incredulouspasserby: @theevermist This is what he's like ON stream, no one just realizes it or remembers it.
 DigitalSeahorse: or bucket
 NeoOfTheDark: @virtue_the_cat #BlameJames
 50keyz: go   
 GredGredmansson: i'm guessing you can't make tools out of copper then? @northos
 RandomTrivia: Bats are tragically stupid
  Sarah_Serinde: @incredulouspasserby ^
 micalovits: Also, shouldn't cori make a iron pickaxe?
 RandomTrivia: (in-game)
marmalade_pen: fire keys are the worst
 darkpks2: I hope someone clips that umbrella bit
 incredulouspasserby: Something something kindest person to ever strip-lock you something.
 BusTed: IRL canon
 northos: @GredGredmansson correct, it's basically just decorative
nova_plushie: you ask like youve never caugh on fire
 KBKarma: Right, time for my bed time. I have a hospital appointment in the early morn. Night!
 lamina5432: dolphins are the worst
 IbunWest: 
 Seth_Erickson: has cori used all of her Iron
 DigitalSeahorse:  rabbits will run away unless you feed them
thekumquatking: Bats are canonically friendly fellas
 Fanklok: Show me a single bat with a diploma Graham
virtue_the_cat: @thekumquatking ah yes of course
 50keyz: they cant use ubuntu so....
an_archist2: in biblical canon
Bacon_Trail: canonically stupid is a nice term
 Suffix: @incredulouspasserby Serge's Mods remember.
 MTGRanger: seeya! @KBKarma
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 GredGredmansson: not can go, MUST go
 RandomTrivia: [AAAAAAAAA]
 Arazien: 
 iris_of_ether:   
 electra310: 100 #teamnew
 Darleysam: going to school to learn IRL canon
 Viewers_Like_You: "Fire the reality canon!" "...Did you know bats have bad survival instincts?"
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 Sorator13: I can't handle the screaming goats
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 RandomTrivia: Then you'd better spawn MORE, Paul!
 electra310: There we go
 TheWooglie: more goats Paul
 Saintnex: remember to keep 1 durability iron picks for combining to mine  diamonds!
 iiieye: @digitalseahorse rabbits at my step-dad house seem to disagree
ChroniclerC: 
 PandasAndPancakes: Bats are getting a lot of their intellectual reputation from batman tbh
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Graham, can I get you to clarify that the goats are BILLIES, not BULLIES.
 public_key_reveal_party: the goats aren't agressive, but serge and james are easily distracted, which is the real bane
 GredGredmansson: speaking of bats
  Sarah: Paul has had control of boons and banes for multiple events now, and sure it's added some absurdity, but not as much as this
JDMan94: Also James never told the secrets of tool combining
 Kain0025: !subathon
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  Sarah_Serinde: I suspect Serge and James are also willing to be easily distracted, since they already have the advantage of experience anyway
 logophile99: Judge
 definenull: The garbage was disposed in the hole by cori
 ExachixKitsune: right, I should be asleep; night friends! good luck punching the chunks!
Spades_Slicc: The garbage goes in the square hole
 GredGredmansson: @JDMan94 he did but like very briefly at the start
  amative1: They like the garbage
nova_plushie: What cori's trying to say is team old is trash
 Diabore: was that an enderman...
Bacon_Trail: matt in the next room?
 public_key_reveal_party: we will judge you
MungoDude: they are in the chunk, they're allowed to be killed
  amative1: other than chat's enmity?
 wench_tacular: save the goats!
 space_turbulence: Mr Punchchunker, I gave you all the tools...
 RandomTrivia: Was it a Golf scorecard? 
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Yeah, bats poop in caves, what are you guano do about it?
 matthaus_c: if you needed further proof that Serge is a villain
 beowuuf: james absolutely missing a trick that bit donations to not kill goasts
thekumquatking: If James kills the goats they'll never win the bit race
 spawnofhastur: goats are just fluffy deer send tweet
 PhoenixMelior: Dont you dare hurt Gruff and Tuff
 wench_tacular: no murder today
 YeetTheRich_: chat will yell at you anyway
 Saintnex: In before Matt comes in to run interference
 micalovits: Can't just kill Matt!
 DiscordianTokkan: 400 MUR... DER?
 RandomTrivia: There it is 
 Viewers_Like_You: Paul: "I have no problem replacing those goats with more goats"
 MommaGart: 114 #TeamOld
 Tiber727: Don't kill kids!
Angreed66: You can kill the goats without reprecussion
ChroniclerC: Even villain Serge won't kill the goats.
 SajuukSjet: is alex muted again?
marmalade_pen: how are you gonna please the old gods if you don't kill any goats
  Sarah_Serinde: !boons
  LRRbot: Help decide the fate of your favourite competitor! Give bits using #teamOld (Serge, James) or #teamNew (Cori, Graham, Alex) and fun effects will happen every hour based on who's in the lead. (If you mention both teams in your message, your bits will be split between the two.) Team bit totals reset every hour.
 DiscordianTokkan: (#teamold, I forgot the tag!)
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Can you make the goats go to sleep, or is kidnapping against the rules?
 Malkmaven1176: It will follow you to your personal streams
patrick_stonecrusher: Get yelled at by goats or get yellec at bychat
 Favre_the_Undead: we need a minigolf montage after this
 RandomTrivia: IRON! 
 Diabore: reminder, james scouted the chunks, make of that what you will
 Mr_Horrible: Iron ho!
 DigitalSeahorse: didn't the bits add shots to the golf?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 GredGredmansson: "Do they call me James the Ladder Climber?  No.  Do they call me James the Chunk Puncher?  No.  But you kill ONE GOAT..."
 finestotter: 22 Over par by now right
 PhoenixMelior: Wow
 wench_tacular:  
 RandomTrivia: @DigitalSeahorse Above the cap, I believe
 Suffix: 
malc: named "chat"
EvilBadman: Big Dick Johnson
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 space_turbulence: Kevin
ShifuDaxiongmao: Paul, they talked about killing goats, for safety you should probably add a few more. 
 RandomTrivia: 
malc: 
 beowuuf: depends on the names
 DigitalSeahorse: 
donzmb: Goatsifer and Horner’s
nova_plushie: his name is billy
 GredGredmansson: Big Ass Johnson
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 wench_tacular:  
 PhoenixMelior: Jug?
 TheOtherTrevor: renaming all my .wav files to .mp3
saweeks: 100 100 100 #TeamNew
ChroniclerC: "Screamy" and "Broken Pick"
 beowuuf: 
TheAinMAP: 
 GreyOrb: "Adam"?
 SmithKurosaki: Having the goats screaming with stereo headphones on is *chefs kiss*
Merc1987: IRON!
 SmithKurosaki: Ive got really good 3d Audio
thekumquatking: The goats are Big Ass Johnson and Serge Jr.
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Kid Rock
 space_turbulence: Bartholomew & Bucket
LoganAura: eyyy bits're even
 electra310: 400 #teamnew
 Seth_Erickson: he raises a good point
 Mr_Horrible: one leads to the other, Alex
 Brozard: ALEX
 DigitalSeahorse: is Alex muted again?
 jacqui_lantern234: ALEX 
 space_turbulence: Mephistopholes
LoganAura: and now they're not x3
 beowuuf: throw some zzzzz's on it
 spawnofhastur: thanks graham
 korvys: If you want to get rid of the goats, do you have to make an iron sword? Since that would be the "correct" tool?
 Mr_Horrible: the tongue vibrations, Alex
 MommaGart: honk tuah
purposesunknown: One leads to a good night, One leads to a good nihts sleep
 jacqui_lantern234: GRAHAM 
 DiscordianTokkan: 400 Honk Shoe #TeamOld
 margieargie: I'm glad I'm not doing that drinking game (I don't recommend it to other people either <_< )
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 damn_i_am_pretty: James: I want to make this fun for new people. Serge: I will make this a living hell for this fresh meat.'
 Mr_Horrible: when you trill on it
 RandomTrivia: Some things are not meant to be known by mortal minds
 KeytarCat: My brain went "mlem mlem"...
 PhoenixMelior: No we heard him cori
donzmb: Nah Cory we heard that
 space_turbulence: "Scream" & "Meme"
 RandomTrivia: 
 vinewood_og: Hawk Tuah.... he played for the dolphins, right?
 TeaBread_: that came in loud and clear lol
 leggettor: Jerge and GroriX
 Mr_Horrible: we definitely heard him 
midnightcurryjazz:  
  amative1: almost
 UWDJohn: Name one "Trading Post"
  amative1: 7.5/10
 Adanufgail47: He's absolutely not muted lol
 SkiaSymphonia: 1000 #TeamNew
MungoDude: almost dying is half a heart, maybe 1
 MommaGart: Hawk Tuah Son or Honk Shoo Daughter?
Mike Sugarbaker: Good hustle Graham
  Colin: Alex No
  Colin: (Alex Yes)
 Fanklok: Dinnerbone a goat
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 BrowneePoints: Easy there Alexyoin
  Sarah_Serinde: Serge you're one to talk about 
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 beowuuf: skill diff
 leggettor: Sames and Alexanderm
 RandomTrivia: Team old is optimizing
donzmb: I’m really looking forward to the G-Vlogs
 iris_of_ether: AAAAA
donzmb: Got me through COVID XD
 RandomTrivia: The cursor travel time from one block to the next really adds up
ShifuDaxiongmao: more goats, more goats! 
 iiieye: Sounded like Ben
 TheWooglie: four goats
  Dark Esch: rip goat
purposesunknown: And one of the goats is the Devil
 BrowneePoints: They're funny cuz they're like Drunk Sheep
 kaziel0: Thank you, Paul, for the goats. XD
 leggettor: one more goat
 margieargie:  
  amative1: Need a couple more goats
 matthaus_c: what if goats had crab eyestalks
 vinewood_og: Gvlogs are the best vlogs. It's the vibe!
ChroniclerC: One *more* goat.
 leggettor: for each member of team young
Aenir798: Exponential goats
 PhoenixMelior: Gruff, Tuff, Rumble and Steve
 wench_tacular: goats need friends
 NeoOfTheDark: add more goats!
thekumquatking: 100 #TeamNew
malc: the correct number of goats is one more goat
 TehAmelie: Moregoats, the lord of darkness, agrees
SnowBuddy18: every level another goat arrives
 vegetalss4: cave layers aren't as much faster as you'd think, since you have to worry about not falling
 RandomTrivia: Exponentially increasing goats
 bubba0077: one goat every 5 min for the full hour
ShifuDaxiongmao: Every time Team Old leaves their hole, add a goat 
 electra310: How much for another goat? 😄
 space_turbulence: so is this 2 v 3?
 Koshindan: The goats are actually a reward, so TeamOld needs a different punishment.
artacuno53: James listen to my calls
 vinewood_og: ewww
artacuno53: you are breaking the tools
  TStodden: Hydra-curse the goats...  2 goats for every goat killed.
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 TheWooglie: 1 goat for each bit difference
misterrootbeer: every tool break add a goat?
malc: can Alex be muted again 
 spawnofhastur: my brain has been devoured by the deer anime. chat pls help
Eepy Alice: add more goats!
 Myrniss: MAWP
 leggettor: @TStodden yes
 BrowneePoints: Quick Alex! Do the water droplet sound!
 rocketjohn: cori should breed the goats
 Seth_Erickson: that is a pick with our 1 extra iron ingot Serge
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 Punspector: Nice
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 BrowneePoints: The cheek flick water droplet
  SmithKurosaki: yaaaaaaah!
 Faulpyr: Adam
 BrowneePoints: I taught Adam and Ben how to do it on Let's Nope
purposesunknown: I think most humans are capable of making noises with their mouths
 DiscordianTokkan: Instead of Popping out your cheek you Flick it
 LostThePirate: That was a Ben and Adam thing
ChroniclerC: Beej making sounds seems correct.
  Sarah_Serinde: I think it's just a people thing
Spades_Slicc: James it's called soda
  Sarah_Serinde: It's not restricted to LRR
 Seth_Erickson: don't forget to make inventory space Cori for the iron
 leggettor: Misophonia
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Magic Mike cover band
 DahudLefthanded: Please stop I'm serious
 50keyz: yesss
 YeetTheRich_: is this ASMLRR
 KeytarCat: Humans really like making sounds the wrong way!  That's what music do!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 RandomTrivia: The blinkers are on!
 NoxStryx: For a second i thought that paul had changed all the sounds to hand farts
EvilBadman: @space_turbulence Probably a gift there's been a lot today
 Saintnex: I love that James is being punished for Serge's aggression lol
 matthaus_c: it's E for invEntory
 fastlane250: Real veterans use I
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 leggettor: Enventory
 RandomTrivia: 
 Gaz_L: envintory?
  amative1: E for Equipment
DentedPockets: E for Everything
 TehAmelie: E for Eenventory
  Dark Esch: Iven Tory
 Fanklok: E for a key that actually makes sense
thebuzzstreams: Matt would have loved that
thekumquatking: I've got some death metaal playing alongside the stream because I require constant overstimulation and I gotta say the goat screams really add to the ambience.
 Gaz_L: E for Everyone
 matthaus_c: E for Estrogen
 NeoOfTheDark: More Goats!!!
malc: E for 'Ere's my stuff
 beowuuf: @space_turbulence gift subs most likely? 
 RandomTrivia: lrrHUBRIS
 NoxStryx: @matthaus_c it is E for inventorE
 wench_tacular: !hubris
 space_turbulence: @EvilBadman gotcha thanks
 MegaDosX: Do it Paul
 public_key_reveal_party: o7 james pre-emptively
 definenull: I know you were trouble when you dropped in...
 Fanklok: What could possibly goat wrong
 electra310: Gooooooats
 GredGredmansson: define "all the goats"
 Sorator13: 
 PhoenixMelior: E for every goat
 RatherLargeToad: What could possibly goat wrong?
 leggettor: put a goat at the top of the ladder so its knocks him nack down
 damn_i_am_pretty: Goat on fire: AAAAAAAH
 drrek0: Every goat scream brings me joy
 kragmabutch: @matthaus_c 
 iris_of_ether:   
 spawnofhastur: my cat is on my desk and she is very curious about the goat streams
EvilBadman: @space_turbulence The notifications in top right of broswer window if on the site will tell you
Angreed66: Serge has the right binding for inventory
 gsyhiap: E for existential crisis
 maybe_games: serge is competitive, james can just walk off and make serge deal with the goats
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 GredGredmansson: Goaty McGoatFace
 MTGRanger: @GredGredmansson By minecraft rules I think it'd be one stack of 64
 Saintnex: hahaha
 Ceris75: a legend is born
 MrSarkhan: That goat is broken
malc: that's just a boat
 electra310: Goaty McGoatface!
offbeatwitch: that goat has been lobotomized
 leggettor: sharing the braincell
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Crad0k: am i... god?
thekumquatking: Goat McGoatFace is a shell of a man goat
 Tangsm: Oh no! Nitwit goat!
  Dark Esch: nice
  Colin: Amazing
  SmithKurosaki: Paul does in fact have this technology
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/YawningOilyNigiriKappaPride-p9b8fiEvBddrPNe6
ChroniclerC: Forgot to give the goat a brain.
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/ViscousImpartialCurryNotATK-VBgOxovmnMwQTypS
DEATHlikescats: heck yeah subathon!
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/BoredHonestHeronChefFrank-mmBMCygh129F2k_D
 0x6772: Does this make that goat a block that must be cleared?
 l0gin4me: Zen goat
 PandasAndPancakes: The goats who stare at men
 leggettor: its going to clowly descend
 vegetalss4: It is just a very patient goat
 public_key_reveal_party: I mean, same
Angreed66: That goat has themond of a boat
 MTGRanger: We have the technology
 fastlane250: The braindead ungulate you can mine around!
 korvys: What will happen when it gets mined under?
LathosTiran: this goat functions as a map marker
 matthaus_c: can you imagine living as a being that can only witness but never act
  Sarah_Serinde: Relateable
 AdamYMHMI: Scaregoat
LesbianGolfMafia: hes just standing there menacingly
 electra310: Goat emote
 RandomTrivia: That is a statue 
 definenull: Blair witching
mizzytastic: the goats who stare at walls
doubledbear: The Goats who stare at men
 MegaDosX: Watch it just float there once they dig under it
 Sorator13: Reminds me of the donkey statues in Worms
 BrowneePoints: Goodjumpi! That line from Star Wars!
malc: concrete goat
 TehAmelie: "was that something I was supposed to do?" -God on day 5
 Laserbeaks_Fury: We went through 5 Adams before we figured that one out...
 Arazien: 
 RandomTrivia: Taxidermied goat
 niccus: if only you can have player controlled goats
 Saintnex: Oh right, goats jump hilariously high
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 measureofhope: Just staring at the wall like its in a horror movie right before the jumpscare
donzmb: If Team Old loses will they name a scapegoat?
malc: floatgoat
thekumquatking: That goat is doomed for eternity.
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Desruprot: The Goats who stare at Walls
thebuzzstreams: Whatever floats your goat dude
 GredGredmansson: G-Pose for dominance (the G stands for Goat_
 BrowneePoints: Welp. Immovable Goat is happening in my next D&D campaign
 Gaz_L: if it floats would it count as the highest block in the chunk?
purposesunknown: Goatal Recal
 asthanius: Not a great Bond film
 MrQBear: Imagine if team old keeps losing, and they just getting pairs of flaming animals
 RandomTrivia: Oh no, it was the perfect choice
 MegaDosX: @BrowneePoints A goat that ate an Immovable Rod?
 NoxStryx: Are these goats or guzzlords?
SmashTCG: the Final goat was better
 TheWooglie: Serge will kill the goats
 MTGRanger: This is amazing
 Seth_Erickson: no I think they were the correct decision
 Arazien: Prepare for Goatfall
 Sorator13: I'd watch that tbh
thekumquatking: WOOOOOO SCREAMING GOATS
 TehAmelie: hey, whatever floats your goats
 space_turbulence: dang yeah, gifted 6-months worth of subscriptions. Thanks @red_shoes_jeff
 asthanius: 5 Hours of Screaming Goats Interrupted By A Metal Pipe
DEATHlikescats: reminds me of Tailor Swift
Desruprot: AAAAAAAAHHHHH - goat
 LowUpsideCJ: Two screaming goats and one blair witch goat
virtue_the_cat: have spent the last 20 mins trying to figure out if the ungodly screams are coming the goats or my dramatic cat in the next room
 RandomTrivia: "You're listening to 103.6, The Goat. Six hours of non-stop screaming"
EvilBadman: Five Hours of Screaming Goats was the opening act for King Gizzard, right?
Leebo140: Graham did you finish Final Shape yet? If so what'd you think of it?
 Mangledpixel: shoutout to the chunk with the screaming goats inside
 asthanius: YES
malc: float!
 vinewood_og: How many bits for goat sacrifice?
 Tandtroll_OG: Well there might be a cave they can wander off in
 MegaDosX: YES
 PhoenixMelior: YES
  SmithKurosaki: @asthanius And a Thwomp
 Saintnex: hahaha
 RandomTrivia: IT FLIES
 MrSarkhan: Amazing!
 measureofhope: float goat!
 chanterelleton: float goat
 Laserbeaks_Fury: An ocean of Goats, a veritable Goat...hmm NM
ChroniclerC: LOVE IT
iarethel0ser: Floating goat!
 IanAllenBird: klmjiopl;kmji
 SnackPak_: 
 50keyz: FLOATS MAH GOATS
NimrodXIV: Float that Goat!
 MegaDosX: PAUL YOU ARE A WIZARD
 Mr_Horrible: the Float Goat
 gsyhiap: 
 wench_tacular: we all float down here
Angreed66: I request Serge kill the goats
 PsychoI3oy: whatever floats your goat
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 Tangsm: I'm pro goat screams. I understand those goats.
 electra310: Punch a Chunk: Totes Magoats
 GredGredmansson: whatever floats your goat i guess
Spades_Slicc: Well, whatever floats your goat
TheAinMAP: Goat Float
 MTGRanger: WE FLOAT THE GOATS!
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: hastag floatgoat
MungoDude: Float McFloatface
 TheOtherTrevor: can you ride it while floating?
 public_key_reveal_party: we have our new god
 Koshindan: Floaty McFloatGace
 space_turbulence: Goat float riot! RIOT!
thebuzzstreams: Does float goat count as a block, and thus needs to be broken?
 0x6772: Is it going to affect the floor score?
 niccus: a new age compilation CD that's mostly screaming goats
 BITs19_: float! goat! float! goat!
thekumquatking: Quick, we need an angelic choir for this goat!
Eepy Alice: the floatgoat
Joshua Trytten: I hear Goatfall is a contender for best Bond movie?
  Colin: Perfect, 10/10 no notes
donzmb: The goat float, my favourite part of a parade
 DiscordianTokkan: HOVERGOAT 1000 #TeamOld
TheAinMAP: 
 fastlane250: this is what happens when you try to play GOD
00gogo00: fun fact - in 1.21, you can change the gravity of entities
patrick_stonecrusher: "Chat look away... oh no the goats have become dead..?" - Serge
 TehAmelie: https://i.imgur.com/m1Tnjf9.jpg
  Sarah_Serinde: @thebuzzstreams Nah, mobs aren't blocks
 BusTed: We do it live
 Mushbie: the thing that floats your goat is a goatation device
DEATHlikescats: when when you when you whennnnnn
Desruprot: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 JoannaTastic: That goat's not even intelligent enough to obey gravity
 Malkmaven1176: Screaming Goats: an expansion for Exploding Kittens
 Tangsm: Paul should keep adding stationary goats below the floating goat. Make it goats all the way down.
 neisan2112: GRAHAM
 matthaus_c: GRAHAM
 hd_dabnado: GRAHAM
 Sorator13: @TehAmelie omg that is precious
 RandomTrivia: 
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/EsteemedCovertWebCclamChamp-y35OOAUEtGD6QjAK
 BusTed: 🤔
 MommaGart: Graham noooo
 MegaDosX: Graham.
donzmb: this stream is goated
 MrSarkhan: Graham!
 asthanius: The Glizzy Goater
thekumquatking: Graham YES
 vinewood_og: 
 Mr_Horrible: she was really great at hovering 2 feet off the ground 
 GredGredmansson: gogo para presidente
 Fanklok: And on of those 3 people was Matthaus
 Seth_Erickson: Way to engage the chat Graham
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Fixed bug where bushes would catch on fire when controlled by players
thebuzzstreams: @Mr_Horrible MR HORRIBLE
 LowUpsideCJ: The float goat of metro goatwyn meyer
 RandomTrivia: That's close to the "IAN" Threshold
Timlin 22: Clip it and ship it
donzmb: VOTE GRAHAM WITH BITS
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Bearudite: nancy hawk tua?
 Mr_Horrible: 
 spawnofhastur: i like the subathons because Graham gets to unleash his lack of hinges
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: GRAMUEL STARK 🤣
TheNostalgiaCritic: what they doin
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah Serge who would ever do something like that
 Mr_Horrible: @Bearudite you know she was hateful enough to never spit on that thang
 GredGredmansson: Cori are you out of Iron?
 Texan_Reverend: !pac
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malc: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 Redbassist: Strangest Macy's day parade that year
 betweenmyself: hide the crafting table under their bed 
 Laserbeaks_Fury: They FLOAT now?!?
offbeatwitch: 23 blocks
 RandomTrivia: 22 blocks from full health
 MommaGart: Nancy Reagan the floast ghost
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EvilBadman: James knows the limit
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 margieargie: 1000 Vote for floating goats, vote #TeamOld!
 twistedsylvan: we all float down here
AspiringDryad: okay time for bed
 Driosenth: or builds a fall boat
Desruprot: 
AspiringDryad: goodnight chat
graal_smith: !falls
AspiringDryad: happy pestering!
  Foxmar320: 
purposesunknown: But we're not in too sheep
artacuno53: TO KEEP FROM GOING UNDER
 Mazrae: Does that goat count for the highest layer with a block??
nova_plushie: f yeah sum 41
 space_turbulence: a Balrog would make a good bane, there a mod for that?
 aerohydra: can con
thekumquatking: They've dug too deeply, too greedily
Desruprot: 100 100 100 100 100 #TeamNew
 RandomTrivia: 
 GredGredmansson: is Cori already out of Iron
 Tangsm: 
 Sorator13: @Mazrae nope, mobs aren't blocks
ShifuDaxiongmao: a cave, aka a way to get rid of the goats 
 beowuuf: 
 RandomTrivia: It's a good thing that water is from the Land that Physics Forgot
 Redbassist: Wow
 RatherLargeToad: The Skell-Aid Man
 GredGredmansson: very goat
 gsyhiap: Wall cave
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Heated FLoors
virtue_the_cat: does james still have to donate 100$ to charity if hes killed by a skelly (bet made on MOC)
Desruprot: so scenic (goat scream)
 Tandtroll_OG: Cozy
thekumquatking: That cave can add to your home's square footage!
 BrowneePoints: Out of Sight, In the Mines
 DiscordianTokkan: The Goat of Amontillado
 vinewood_og: DO NOT let Beej search for treasure down here!
 BusTed: Will goats attack other mobs?
purposesunknown: $6,500 a month no utilities included, take it or leave it
Garfman314: for the love of god montressor!
 TehAmelie: for the love of AAAAAAAGH Montressor
 public_key_reveal_party: the cask of amontilgoato, is that anything?
 theworldsmith1: is the audio clipping for anyone else?
MungoDude: get some expansion screws from your aunt
 JoannaTastic: For a second I forgot the name of the place you lived in and thought you meant the Victorian era
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Redstone Access
 JadedCynic: @purposesunknown "No lowballs, I know what I have"
 bjergmann101: Did anybody tell Cory about how to save Iron picks or are team old using that fact to win?
 GredGredmansson: cori has to make another Iron Pick now right?
EvilBadman: Alex I have a surplus of expansion screws if you need
 Leonworth: James was going to tell them about saving tools and never did
purposesunknown: @JadedCynic lmao we're laughing because the pain hurts 
gnyrinn: Of course, if you want a more precise goat, it shouldn't be float goat but double goat.
 Mr_Horrible: @BusTed I desperately want them to not, just like the Elden Ring and Monster Hunter goats never attacking the enemy, only you
 miniMacGuru: Zinc flu is bad, yo
 Mushbie: those zink fumes
 fastlane250: Tube smoke! Don't breath this!
 wench_tacular: everyone loves toxic smoke
 definenull: Cancer?
 fastlane250: *breathe
DEATHlikescats: ah! Alex with the deep insight
 JosephDeath: The vapors
Crafty_Jaye: It's covered in zinc. You don't not want to breathe zinc.
 Mr_Horrible: Welder's Gait
artacuno53: Sure, but do it build stuff good?
 RandomTrivia: Be sure not to follow the goats into the underground vaults, don't want to end up in a Cask of AmontillAAAAAAAAdo
 GreyOrb: Iron lung?
 Gaz_L: galvanosis?
 RandomTrivia: 
DEATHlikescats: Welder’s lung?
 MegaDosX: Oh I hate it
CobaltShuriken: but galvanized square steel is great! Tiktok told me so!
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 CosmicDuctTape: Oh wow, I've finally hit the culmulative four years!
 Kentosaurus: I was gonna say galvanic lung
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 RandomTrivia: That's a horrifying name
 twistedsylvan: now that's an album name
 LowUpsideCJ: That's a vintage name
DEATHlikescats: fume fever feels appropos
 Mr_Horrible: oh that's just what Mech Pilots get in all the smut, right?
 Brozard: Not my favorite Ted Nugget song
 DigitalSeahorse:  
virtue_the_cat: thats absolutely a band name
 Milleg2: thats a ted nugent song
 CaKnuckleguy: It's true. You should also NOT flip Galv-steel sheet into the air because you fumbled it...then try to catch it...sharp pointy bits first. Ask me and my scar how I know this fun fact
 geckoinasuit: that’s a music track in fallout
 GredGredmansson: Cori are you already out of all the iron that you were Booned
 flustered_blue: some of us welders here call it “metal shakes”
 beowuuf: sounds like a 70's discio  b movie
 RandomTrivia: I don't think I've heard that King Gizzard album
 Arazien: Guess what worker's comp doesn't cover without a fight and how I found out
 JadedCynic: it's what the steel object was coated with to galvanize with it - zinc is HELLA toxic
GedankenPalast_: I LOVE the screaming goats in the background!
 GreyOrb: Zinc Fumes are my favorite band.
 spawnofhastur: i saw a video of a guy who used a galvanized steel chest of draws thing as a smoker
00gogo00: I feel like adding a cobblestone counter would be funny
 betweenmyself: trying to weld old arcade games causes PacMan Fever
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Weldsday
 Darleysam: coming up on TTSF...
  Sarah_Serinde: !boons
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 Mr_Horrible: hotboxing your car (welding galvanized steel in the driver's seat)
offbeatwitch: wikipedia says it's also known as "galvie flu" and "galvo poisoning"
 Mangledpixel: https://i.imgur.com/72W1k0U.gif
purposesunknown: After I pick up the milk, I was just gonna run to my local galvanized scrapyard and build me a Iron-Man suit
 TheOtherTrevor: that's a good circular goat shadow
 JoannaTastic: I got a fever, and I got it from welding these galvanised steel cowbells together
 Gaz_L: btw, chat, highly recommend Hank Green's stand-up special on Dropout, it's a really polished and poignant but still really funny set
 Darleysam: @offbeatwitch this makes it sound distinctly australian
 CaptainSpam: The Float Goat is eternal.
Garfman314: i am currently working on making liliana's fluffy fluffy tail
 TehAmelie: what do you mean Monty? an entire cAAAAsk?
draconetrix: Midnight in uk
 JadedCynic: you break out welding gear on the bus and you either gonna be walking, or you're riding in the back of a car with no handles on the inside
 Seth_Erickson: the fucking goat screams will always be funny to me
 RandomTrivia: @JoannaTastic You made a More Cowbell, great work!
 MegaDosX: Well, could be worse, you could be inhaling cadmium fumes
 DigitalSeahorse:   
  amative1: I'M AN ADULT
Pteraspidomorphi: My dad is not a phone, duh.
 niccus: like snack crackers or party crackers
Octagone: #killthegoats
purposesunknown: Graham could you possibly pick me up some galvanized steel??
 Nasya31: #teamold 100 100 100 100 100
Mikklun: Literally had to get galvanised steel parts welded on Friday
 gsyhiap: #TeamGoat
DEATHlikescats: chunk charcuterie incoming
 Lord_Hosk: There has to be a Crackers joke about LRR someplace, but I just don't what what it could be
 Laserbeaks_Fury: I have very distinct memories of playing Minecraft while listening to IDDQDerp
  Sarah_Serinde: Yes Serge that's the idea
 GredGredmansson: i thought Team New had Iron gifted to them how are they already out of it
 electra310: 800 #teamnew
 Saintnex: sounds like a  question
  Sarah_Serinde: It used to be that you couldn't save tools at all, and then only one, so if you hit diamonds without currently having iron, too bad
donzmb: I’m supporting my fellow Alex by saying BE A CHAOS GREMLIN!
Edward Little: I'm a responsible adult~~!
 Mr_Horrible: One Piece (of iron)???? 
  Sarah_Serinde: "only" keeping two picks is an improvement
ChargingFurret: @GredGredmansson one iron pick is slightly less than a full layer
JDMan94: There are two in the chest
JDMan94: Cori out them
JDMan94: Cori put them up*
 MegaDosX: James: "Give us all the goats", also James: "Shut up, goat!"
 DigitalSeahorse:   
purposesunknown: It's simply psy-GOAT-logical warfare at this point
 gsyhiap: #TeamAAAAAAH 
 GredGredmansson: yeah cori's straight up hoarding iron
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 MacbethSeemsSus: Just got off work, what's with the screaming fire goats?
 DigitalSeahorse: hehehehheh
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Kids today
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 wench_tacular: phrasing?
Spades_Slicc: Phrasing
 RandomTrivia: @MacbethSeemsSus The first Bane to TeamOld
Spades_Slicc: !sir
 vinewood_og: ewwwwww
 fastlane250: Yoink!
 RealGamerCow: Whoa, how did new get 20 ahead?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
ChargingFurret: @RealGamerCow alex added water 
  Juliamon: RealGamerCow Water counts as a block
 korvys: Alex you're going to get their goats wet
Aenir798: @RealGamerCow I think that's from the water
 JadedCynic: so....WHEN does it become relevant for James to explain the whole thing about not breaking tools?  Near the end?
 MacbethSeemsSus: @RandomTrivia Cool, thanks!
 ClodiumSoride: The water messing up the layer counter is great.
 RealGamerCow: Ohhh
 RandomTrivia: [AAAAAAA]
LathosTiran: ahhHHHggggg
CobaltShuriken: aaaAaaAh
 wench_tacular: goats have more sense than James
Garfman314: are there more shenanegans in this one than other chunk punches?
 beowuuf: @JadedCynic i'm guessing it will become relevant far earlier than when james actually explains it 
JDMan94: Yo more iron tho
 ClodiumSoride: Do flaming goats cast light?
nova_plushie: James would never make it as a goat herder
 public_key_reveal_party: is it like clubbing? they need to accept it willingly, but don't need to know what they are accepting?
 MegaDosX: tfw goats are too clever to fall for your shenanigans
  Sarah_Serinde: @Garfman314 Yes
 Dalrint: Is the floatgoat still around?
Desruprot: they like this hole AAAAAAAHHH'
EvilBadman: You wouldn't be able to make them drink though
 JadedCynic: ahhhhAHah-nah, mate-AAaaaaahhh
 TehAmelie: we're playing Psy's Goatin Style on a loop here
 Grevas13: @Garfman314 serge is a gremlin today
 RealGamerCow: Is Serge waterboarding goats?
 Lord_Hosk: clearly
 RandomTrivia: They do if you spawn a flying goat 
 BrowneePoints: Goat Floats is my fave Sandra Bullock movie
 Mangledpixel: all goats float down here
Desruprot: they do have a floating goat
 margieargie: QED.
 azureHaights: gote flote
Cunobelenos: whatever floats your goat
 CaptainSpam: Look, Paul, we're not going to go and prove that EVERY SINGLE GOAT floats.
donzmb: so why is breaking tools a bad thing?
 NoxStryx: Why are the goats fire proof?
 LordZarano: There's an achivement for floating a goat in a boat
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 TehAmelie: and you didn't want a shield, ha
 DigitalSeahorse: what floats your goat? 
EvilBadman: Ah the selfie stick straight from 1985
 JadedCynic: as we can see - goats will float in the air; but we can't prove whether they will float on water, tho
 public_key_reveal_party: @NoxStryx it's just a texture, not actual fire
  Sarah_Serinde: @donzmb It mostly doesn't matter, it's only Serge who cares
 NoxStryx: Ahh
nova_plushie: "im just tickling the sternum" Graham Stark 2024
 RealGamerCow: Good zip noise
 niccus: imagine having to explain to your neighbors that your goats' screaming are unrelated to how on fire they are
Kingsgrave: Alright. Goodnight funny canadian people. Enjoy digging a hole.
MungoDude: 2x 1 durability stone picks combine for an 8-durability pick
 korvys: wow, burn
donzmb: @sarah_serinde thanks!
 beowuuf: @donzmb james / serge just like keeping tools, also it gives you a few more hits when resources are tight. However, iron tools are needed for diamond blocks, so much further down, if you have no iron... you'd have to smash the diamond block to nothing with lesser tools 
 fastlane250: I was zipping a a ziplock bag closed at the same time that zip happened on mic. It was startling.
 Grevas13: he's not wrong
 TehAmelie: roasted
 LordZarano: F3+G for Grid. F3+H for Hadvanced tooltips
 Seth_Erickson: have you told him the eels teleport?
EvilBadman: enter the horror hole
 Grevas13: be more snerge
 MegaDosX: Go hug a skeleton
 GredGredmansson: "Excellent point.  Counterpoint: NEERRRRRRRD"
 Saintnex: go left 
 micalovits: "Git Gut Scrub"
 MrSarkhan: break more picks
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/JoyousAgreeableCoffeeShazBotstix-WIR-bjmZkKj_ojmD
 Dalrint: He should punch HARDER
 definenull: Go left?
 margieargie: Go left
Talin06: go left
 beowuuf: git gud?
Izandai: Serge are you asking chat to backseat your backseating?
 YeetTheRich_: try 
 CosmicDuctTape: something something off by one
Mewr11: Is serge asking to be backseated on backseating?
 Suffix: As a member of chat, I have no idea what backseating is.
thekumquatking: Tell James to find some cocoa beans!
 northos: @LordZarano I had vanced tooltips once 
 Tandtroll_OG: Ask him if he knows about instaminimg
  SmithKurosaki: @Suffix h3eh
 LowUpsideCJ: Gaff saves lives
 azureHaights: Are we backseating the backseat? What is this, some sort of arid-weather bus type situation?
Derpmind: Remember to breath.
  Kevin O Malley: It's midnight in Ireland so I'm off t'my bed. But just want to say thanks to the Lrr folk for being my comfort media for the last (checks calender -> "Oh God") years.
 Rexsplosion: for an "old man" James sure has a nice young man's haircut and it looks good on him
nova_plushie: Tape him to the chair
 JadedCynic: someone call an ambulance, Alex just put someone in the burn unit...
 RandomTrivia: James buys the *GOOD* gaff?
 Iluvatardis: it would be a gaffe?
DEATHlikescats: gaff tape is expensive?
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 korvys: Why is gaff tape so expensive?
 jamesinor: Do not waste the Gaff tape!
 RandomTrivia: Just get a nice bit of LX or something
  Sarah_Serinde: extremely silly is what this is
 FarleyF: time to adjust the tarp budget
 YeetTheRich_: mhm yes great sound
 Grevas13: psychological warfare
 margieargie: Ahhh, tape sounds
 RandomTrivia: 
 Fanklok: That's the sound of Serge throwing away his raise
Desruprot: Tape ASMR
 definenull: Oh this sounds unpleasant
 Mr_Horrible: oh dear, that's coming outta the Tarp Budget
  Juliamon: Serge woke up and chose violence today
 TeaBread_: what odd BDSM
DEATHlikescats: painters tape funtimes
 KV1NN4: i look forward this this happening at Desert Bus
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 wedge_x: joke's on you Alex is into it
 beowuuf: tarp budget becomes gaff budget
 LowUpsideCJ: Gaff tape is bonkers expensive so film sets can budgetit
  Sarah_Serinde: !boons
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 jamesinor: Bringing back my Musical Theater days
 MrSarkhan: 
 DanTheMediocre: ahhh TapeSMR
 MegaDosX: Serge should donate bits to TeamNew to pay for it 
 Saintnex: Beej later this month: "what is this massive charge on the company credit card?" "we had to buy a lot of gaffe tape"
 FarleyF: #teamgafftape
 dougma: honestly that is like $10 of gaffers tape
  Chaos Treader: Has James still not explained why he’s saving pickaxes to the other team? I know he was going to when they got iron.
Angreed66: You tape the fingers together Serge
DEATHlikescats: every 100 bits, a new piece of tape goes on?
 vinewood_og: ASMRBDSMPTSD?
 measureofhope: 100 #TapeBits #TeamOld
 JadedCynic: yeah, TeamOld - Serge is an innocent little cinnamon roll 
 TehAmelie: now all i need is a sock
 Grevas13: see, this must be why the tarp budget is so small, the tape budget is off the charts
MungoDude: woo zooming
 piggy_sama: Cries in memory of my time as  stage crew....
 m33pn8r: 100 1 #teamNew Gaff fund
 Booster6: Serge chose violence todaay
DEATHlikescats: or every 1000?
Desruprot: uh
 Singenmeister: James is wearing a worryingly small number of hats for this stream...
 iiieye: Cover their hands in super glue
 electra310: 400 #teamnew More gaff tape please
 Heckhoundbolt: gaff tape is $20
 PawssumFable: @m33pn8r beat me to it lol
malc: tape over the laptop vents 
 xVoxtric: looking it up, that stuff could be like 40 USD per roll easy. that's not nothing for sure.
  Juliamon: "I'm not a murderer" proceeds to murder every theatre kid in the audience
 TehAmelie: ha, there's the iron
DEATHlikescats: did we hit max hours already?
 Sylenctone: This is very silly
 fastlane250: @grevas13 Someone accidentally put it down as "tape" and they've been misallocating funds ever since
  Sarah_Serinde: Not even close to max hours
EvilBadman: james that tape is specifically for gaffs, geeeeeze
 Singenmeister: @Sylenctone ;tis a silly place
  Sarah_Serinde: This stream could go until Saturday
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 Fanklok: Could always go ahead and put some tape on James' eyebrows
 DigitalSeahorse: now put it on James
Desruprot: the goats do lighten the situation a good amount
nova_plushie: The gaff tape waste for a 10sec bit was worth it
josh___something: 30 hours is... Uhh, not close to 5 days
 RealGamerCow: Alex is that guy in Salem that said "more weight!"
Bassios: 55 #teamnew
 beowuuf: @DEATHlikescats nope, we're a day and a bit ahead on a five-six day subathon
EvilBadman: @josh___something do somethin' about it
 Mr_Horrible: well it's comin' up soon
 GredGredmansson: oh i thought cori was storing iron just for the heck of it
thedepthandbreadthofseth: the make gaff tape, but is there faux pas tape?  what about spoonerism tape?  malapropism?  gauche tape?
 Mr_Horrible: stuck in the dryer
00gogo00: why not just turn off the daylight cycle
 GredGredmansson: @00gogo00 why not just give people diamond right at the start
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: hey, it's not "just" a stepladder, that's the ladder that stepped up
 RandomTrivia: Tickle that sternum, Graham! https://i.imgur.com/C4HWbjU.gif
 Fanklok: Paul is sitting there watching them throw away company money
 TehAmelie: we had non secateur tape but it was cut
  Sarah_Serinde: You have to make the best pick and shovel you're able to make, but beyond that you're allowed to save iron, you don't have to make it into a bunch of tools all at once
 L0rdX33n: that was a good Crapshot
 electra310: Gotta spend gaff tape to make money!
 azureHaights: @thedepthandbreadthofseth oopsie-woopsie tape-o boingo?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @00gogo00 they want the difficulty/complication.
malc: lol
 ClodiumSoride: The glove of Damocles?
NimrodXIV: "I'm not touching you"
 TehAmelie: the mitten of damocles
 fastlane250: You might not die?
 ClodiumSoride: dang, James beat me to it
malc: the sword of  ocles
 RandomTrivia: 
 measureofhope: What team is Serge on?
GedankenPalast_: F
 RandomTrivia: @measureofhope At the moment?
 ElementalAlchemist: RIP
 NoxStryx: First hit for Green 2" gaff tape is 117 for 50 feet. So like 2.34 for a foot. Making that taping of alex cost about 16.68 at least.
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 margieargie: F
 Sorator13: oh no /o\
 MacbethSeemsSus: o7
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 RandomTrivia: 
GedankenPalast_: o7
MungoDude: 
 LowUpsideCJ: p7
 GredGredmansson: well yah cuz you died
 Mantafold: 
 azureHaights: No, clearly that was Graham that died, the game wouldn't lie
 margieargie: 
 jibkat: 
 bakerydragon: heading off to sleep. Have a great stream all and will see you lovely folks later in the run
 DigitalSeahorse: should be living it up instead
 wench_tacular: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 SmithKurosaki: @Chaos Treader Maybe not explicitly
EvilBadman: Things on My Head gimmick infringement
 wench_tacular: James has cause many breaks
 DigitalSeahorse:  
offbeatwitch: it's conflicting with another key
 public_key_reveal_party: james has caused several breaks, so by serge's logic
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/ConfidentFancyPassionfruitTTours-2m2U8EAbivHposJb
 Creature_Comforts: Something else is already bound to c looks like
 DNAli3n: i love all the shenanigans
 DigitalSeahorse: bbye glove
EvilBadman: C was conflicting with a different command
 RandomTrivia: That is a BIG hole
EvilBadman: that's why it is red
MungoDude: it's red because of conflict
 GredGredmansson: didn't Graham rebind at the very tart
Mewr11: stop adding roux to the plot
josh___something: What ELSE is on X?
josh___something: *C
malc: 
 RandomTrivia: Welp
 fastlane250: 
josh___something: XD
 ElementalAlchemist: RIP
 RandomTrivia: 
  Juliamon: welp
 wench_tacular: 
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 LordZarano: C is zoom, in optifine
 electra310: Alas
 GredGredmansson: you fell in THEIR hole?
 RandomTrivia: [AAAAAAAA]
ShifuDaxiongmao: goat marks the spot
 xVoxtric: I didn't think the scores would be like THIS
malc: goat there
Desruprot: big cavern
 DanTheMediocre: goat providing [falls to death] commentary
 Seth_Erickson: don't forget the iron ingots Alex
 DigitalSeahorse: gone but still screaming
 public_key_reveal_party: sky goat will outlive us all though
 kaziel0: They'll never really leave...
 DNAli3n: only hovergoat is left
 GredGredmansson: sometimes i can still hear their voice
 margieargie: The bleating of the tell-tale goat
 RandomTrivia: 
 theymerLoviatar: Are the goats still screaming, Clarice?
 ElementalAlchemist: gottem
 wench_tacular: 
Desruprot: the goats are gone AAAAAAAHHHHH
  amative1: 5!
 Mr_Horrible: he's 5 for 5
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Singenmeister: Hövergoat
josh___something: Have you checked your butthole, james?
  Sarah_Serinde: Honestly I want James to keep breaking them just to antagonize Serge
malc: ^
  Juliamon: For everyone who was complaining that Team New didn't know to combine tools, there's proof it doesn't matter.
neveth: ^
Desruprot: for every broken pick a gains its flames
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marmalade_pen: goob nite chat et al, good luck to the young uns
Desruprot: uh I mean a Goat gains its flames
SmashTCG: thats what the music box is for
 Seth_Erickson: Yes I would like music all the time in minecraft
 ashteranic: Especially Lena Raine's music
malc: 1.21 has some really good new music
 fastlane250: I haven't had music enabled in Minecraft for years, mainly just play my own stuff
 Seth_Erickson: and if I do get tired of it I can just toggle it off
ShifuDaxiongmao: we need more Pigstep 
 GredGredmansson: when steve got into smash I was surprised that Minecraft had music
malc: Lena Raine makes great stuff
 beowuuf: ii
dukebazaar: 100 #TeanOld
 fastlane250: and whenever I forget to set the slider to 0 I get jumpscared
 beowuuf: i thought that's what the lancher did?
  Sarah_Serinde: @malc ^
 TehAmelie: it's been a lot of fun already but i need me beauty sleep. laterz
 avi_miller: All of the composers who have made music for the game are incredible
 RandomTrivia: The new tracks are good, and the classic C418 holds up so well
 avi_miller: Each with their own styles and such
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spasiba: Is
 lirazel64: What is the bit thing, please?
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 RandomTrivia: !boons
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 Mr_Horrible: "You're So James You Probably Think This Song Is About You"
 stevefromdetroit: Did James explain combining pick's to team new?
  Juliamon: !boons
  LRRbot: Help decide the fate of your favourite competitor! Give bits using #teamOld (Serge, James) or #teamNew (Cori, Graham, Alex) and fun effects will happen every hour based on who's in the lead. (If you mention both teams in your message, your bits will be split between the two.) Team bit totals reset every hour.
  amative1: !boons
  LRRbot: Help decide the fate of your favourite competitor! Give bits using #teamOld (Serge, James) or #teamNew (Cori, Graham, Alex) and fun effects will happen every hour based on who's in the lead. (If you mention both teams in your message, your bits will be split between the two.) Team bit totals reset every hour.
 TeaBread_: someone tell alex he missed sechs
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MungoDude: goats can climb ladders can't they?
 PhoenixMelior: Can flaming goats get pregnant?
 RandomTrivia: Thanks mods 
 wench_tacular: nature finds a way
Desruprot: 
 margieargie:  
 theymerLoviatar: The goats have proven capable of reproduction!
 TheOtherTrevor: is that the original one that didn't work?
 public_key_reveal_party: it's just nature james, don't be judgemental
 beowuuf: @lirazel64 every hour the leader gets a boon, lose a bane
 Saintnex: I believe goats can clear most heights
 GredGredmansson: well goats can climb walls
spasiba: * Are the screens in the table? I made a typo, sorry XD
LathosTiran: water fall brought them up?
 DanTheMediocre: Did the flaming goats have time to make another goat (also flaming)?
 DigitalSeahorse: maybe it climbed through the cave
 korvys: Maybe it floated up when the water was there?
 lirazel64: 100 #teamold
 ClodiumSoride: Alex playing with the layer counter
 korvys: Or maybe the cave comes out somewhere?
 lirazel64: @beowuuf ty
 PhoenixMelior: Why does James have the gaff tape of damocles over his head?
 RandomTrivia: Flattery will get you bits
 Seth_Erickson: ty 
 Ceris75: thank you
 BrowneePoints: We love you too! 
 Graham_LRR: Hey Cori, I’m at the store. What did you want again?
 theymerLoviatar: Thank you Alex, would you like to see video of a spaceship
 DigitalSeahorse:   
Desruprot:    
 RandomTrivia: Graham 
 jacqui_lantern234: A B C - Always Love Team New
malc: lol Graham
 PhoenixMelior: An eatmore bar i believe graham
 Mr_Horrible: damn, I'm understood 
 GredGredmansson: hi graham
  SmithKurosaki: Hi G
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I feel like flint tools should also be a thing!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 TotallyNotaBeholder: Are you trying to get us to give you bits by flattering us?  Because that will work
 electra310: I feel so seen
MungoDude: Cori, Graham want's to know what you want from the shops
Mewr11: oh hi graham
 FarleyF: You heard it here first - Graham has visited the store
 Graham_LRR: also, a mod is going to need to tell me, because the Internet here sucks and I don’t have the stream up
 GredGredmansson: @Desruprot   
 HiCallMeRusty: Graham can you get some Oreos?
 PhoenixMelior: Yes she did say an eatmore but a mod can confirm
 Seth_Erickson: grandma one reese please
 Seth_Erickson: singular
 Diabore: @Graham_LRR eatmore for cori
  Sarah_Serinde: @Graham_LRR Eat-More
 fastlane250: eefmeef
gamefreak3072: why is there a fire goat?
  Colin: Why not
 FarleyF: just the image of Graham shuddering away
 SergeYager: Hey there G
   Anubis169: eatmore 
 Graham_LRR: eat more!! thank you
 orangeceltic71: #teamold 1000
 SergeYager: Cori wants an Eatmore
 SnackPak_:   
 Graham_LRR: I got it
 SergeYager: Can we get a Reese for James
EvilBadman: James wants an eat-less
ALLxISxLOST: whatchamacallit
 control_rig: Woah woah Alex. Call?! Are you crazy?
 PhoenixMelior: G serge has demands
 xVoxtric: A single Reese
 micalovits: 100 100 100 100 100 Lets go #TeamOld
   Anubis169: he got dat!
  SmithKurosaki: I'll take a Reese's if you're willing? 
thebuzzstreams: Chat wants a coffee crisp!
ChargingFurret: i dont want tea mold, sounds nasty
 wedge_x: can I get an aero
 FarleyF: Can chat put in orders as well
 NotCainNorAbel: 800 - #teamnew
MungoDude: something peanut buttery for Alex
 hd_dabnado: 
 PhoenixMelior: Oh ok sorry ill mute the stream
   Anubis169: Can't hear a thing cap'n
nova_plushie: i have eurobeat on in the background and its so unfitting for the gameplay. lol
 theymerLoviatar: can I get a pony
 BrowneePoints: Peanut Butter Twix!
malc: 
 Redbassist: 🙉
 MegaDosX: I'll take a Twix if there's one going
 SergeYager: Something with peanut butter for Alex
Izandai: 
 RandomTrivia: 
iarethel0ser:   
 Despoiler98:    
 hd_dabnado:  
 RandomTrivia:   
 MegaDosX: 
 GredGredmansson: 
 Mr_Horrible:     
 FarleyF: 
gamefreak3072: I'm not opposed just curios if theres a story
 SmithKurosaki: @gamefreak3072 Bane from losing the bits race nearly an hour ago
gamefreak3072: Thanks!
 DanTheMediocre: 
 wench_tacular: 
 fastlane250: 
 PhoenixMelior:  
 HiCallMeRusty:   
Aenir798: 
 gsyhiap: 
 control_rig: 
NimrodXIV: 
 MegaDosX: 
   Anubis169: chat...
 DeathWarrior555:  
 Despoiler98:    
 Saintnex:  
Snowcookies:  
 jibkat: 
josh___something:    
 iris_of_ether:   
 Arazien:  
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 AutumnGold:  
 Camthelion: 
 Iluvatardis: 
 TheOtherTrevor: head cheese for alex
  SmithKurosaki: 
 margieargie:    
 Two_Hats:   
 theymerLoviatar:    
 DanTheMediocre:      
 beowuuf:   
 MegaDosX: Get got Serge
 MommaGart:    
misterrootbeer:  
 electra310:   
 fastlane250:  
 Sogheim:   
 Solid_Fuel: 
 measureofhope:    
MungoDude:   
josh___something: 
 SnackPak_:   
 canahedo:   
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 platymage: 
 RandomTrivia: 
  SmithKurosaki: 
 HiCallMeRusty:   
 vinewood_og:      
 jibkat: 
 melegaunt_:  
  Sarah_Serinde: Serge it's already undone
 KaleidoscopeMind: 
 MommaGart:   
 Greendrag13:    
 Saintnex: 
 JadedCynic:            
 gsyhiap: 
 Caineghest:   
 wedge_x: 
 SergeYager: Now we're cooking
 control_rig: 
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 SnackPak_:   
 PhoenixMelior:  
 platymage: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Serge you made it worse
 electra310:   
   Anubis169: they're all subs!
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 Arazien: 
 TheWriterAleph: 
 Creature_Comforts:   
 vinewood_og:   
  Juliamon: Serge get out of here
 Mr_Horrible:     
 hd_dabnado: 
 dougma:     
 Jturbobanana:     
 theymerLoviatar:     
 MegaDosX:     
 HiCallMeRusty:   
 nyxianillusion: you fool!
 CanPlayGames:   
 ElementalAlchemist: lol
 ashteranic: 
 50keyz: 
 Goorguy: There's hundreads of us
 GredGredmansson:   
EvilBadman: 55 100 Grands, 55 Reeses, 55 Twix, 55 M&Ms, 55 Almond Joys
 KaleidoscopeMind:  
 gsyhiap: This is going great
MicroManagingMusician: yeah we can still text
 TeaBread_: SUBS SUBS SUBS SUBS
 SnackPak_:   
 RealGamerCow:    
 PhoenixMelior: Wow ok
 Jturbobanana:   
 Jillexie:    
Desruprot: 
 Twilight_Spark:       
 dougma:   
 m33pn8r:     
Snowcookies: lol
 control_rig: Not helpfulSuuuubbbs
 MommaGart:      
 Ravynn: literally all subsWOW
 Suffix: Serge.
 NorthstarTex: Wow
 MegaDosX: #SergeIsANumpty
mister_nibbles subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 103 months!
 mister_nibbles: serge r u ok
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 DanTheMediocre:      
  RayFK: Serge actively making jobs harder
  Sarah_Serinde: 
josh___something: WAAAAAAOW
 jibkat: 
 bondeulv: we're free!
 Greendrag13:  
 beowuuf:    
Izandai: 
 HadesLeprechaun: chaos is happening
 SergeYager: Graham??
insanecat6mtg:   
SnowBuddy18: super silly, love it
 Cinominn: 
 Jturbobanana:  
 TheWriterAleph: i can SIIIIING
 Larkonus:  CHAOS 
 PhoenixMelior: Graham?
 xVoxtric: Graham has long since left the chat
  TStodden:   
 Solid_Fuel:    
  amative1: Paul: can you just pull Serge's sword? =D
 electra310: The subs are coming from inside the chat!
 theymerLoviatar: Graham?
 korvys: He said he's not watching - he has bad internet
 Heckhoundbolt: Serge chose violence today
 DoubleNterprises:    
thekumquatking: 
 melegaunt_: Wow, Serge is going to flip us off?
 DanTheMediocre: Ham and smiley muffins, got it
 GredGredmansson: #PurgeSurge
Octagone: gram?
 SergeYager: You there?
 vinewood_og: 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I'm back baby!
 Sibwow: graham is short for grahampa
 fastlane250: Snaaaaaake
 JonnyH: Graham?
 SmithKurosaki: np :)
josh___something: Damn, shenanigans killed the Graham
 Jturbobanana: 
Desruprot: Graham?
  Sarah_Serinde: Okay next time I'm gonna need LRR to fly me out for this and I'm gonna need to bring a banhammer 
 jacqui_lantern234: im CACKLING XD
 control_rig: Graham has abandoned you
 GredGredmansson: Serge I think you banned Graham from the channel
 50keyz: #teamChaos
 MommaGart:     
 NorthstarTex: I'm here, not sure about G
 patbaer: Too much coffee or not enough?
 0x6772: Gonna be a real dice roll on those snacks.
 public_key_reveal_party: I'll miss graham
 wedge_x: make that an Aero bar and a Mr. Solid.
urist_mc_wazdakka:  
MungoDude: 
 gsyhiap: 
 NonjaBiru:  ?
  mister_nibbles: but you didnt do anything serge
 UrielAngelSpy:  ?
 GredGredmansson: #PurgeSerge
  SmithKurosaki: @Sarah_Serinde Yes 
 betweenmyself: loaf of bread, gallon of milk, stick of butter
MadWolf1290 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 66 months!
 MadWolf1290: punch!
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 Tandtroll_OG: This reminds me of when Serge demodded all his mods, making them lose how long they'd been mods for...
 LowUpsideCJ: This has been all so successful that I passed right by Serge calling it a singular Reese
josh___something: I support you in these endeavors @sarah_serinde
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/GrossSilkySnailWutFace-M4sk5A0mK1zPUsLo
 Saintnex: We are really seeing Serge's villain arc today
   Anubis169: bits of what?
  Sarah_Serinde: @Tandtroll_OG Fortunately Serge does not have that power here
malc: @Sarah_Serinde   
 dragon_pandaDnd: 1500  #teamold
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lirazel64 gifted a Tier 1 sub to josh___something!
 JadedCynic: Yes, James is frand....Serge OTOH... 
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 electra310: 800 #teamnew
thedepthandbreadthofseth: So, chat, does any know the best way to clean up moldy tea?  #teamold
 RandomTrivia: 500 #teamNew deserves good things
 Redbassist: Bits of Reese
 DanTheMediocre: fresh bits? in minecraft?
   Anubis169: tea mold
MungoDude: #TeamMould
  amative1: #TeamNew
 DanTheMediocre: Old bits are easy
 josh___something: Thank you 
 wench_tacular: 
 RandomTrivia:  
 Tandtroll_OG: @sarah_serinde small mercies =P
 Diabore: love some tea mold
 DanTheMediocre: just fall in a hole
 gsyhiap: #TeamGoat
 Favre_the_Undead: tea mold
 odhtate: I've missed punch a chunk
 LariatWest: inspired by candy bar ordering--Minecraft Avatar, what bar?
Spades_Slicc: Tea Mold? I thought that was kombucha\
 FarleyF: #teamscreaminggoat
ChargingFurret: i dont want tea mold
 DanTheMediocre: cant be older bit than tht
 MrGibberish: 1000 #TeamNew
Izandai: 
 Nommii77: 200 #TeamNew
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Anubis169 ty!
 gooey_xylophone: #TeaMold
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  amative1: hmm, I wonder if I can set up #TeamOld as a banned phrase... =D
   Anubis169: hehehehe
 Driosenth: 300 #TeamNew
saweeks: 900 #TeamNew
ShifuDaxiongmao: #teamnew because it's more fun to punish james and serge 
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: 
 tehfewl: i totally read it as team mold, and thought i missed a joke somewhere
 theymerLoviatar: James you need anything, water, snacks, a foot rub
  Juliamon: tea mold
malc: Tea Mold
offbeatwitch: if serge was a bartender, he'd say "for you, it's on the mouse!"
aesir_blade subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 88 months!
 aesir_blade: serge should not be rewarded for this
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ALLxISxLOST: tea mold
   Anubis169: i could totally go for a glass of pineapple juice 
 RandomTrivia: Send Graham to swing by the Parsonage
 avi_miller: Good ol Tea Mold
Blackaddicus subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 35 months!
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 Tandtroll_OG: 
 betweenmyself: TeamOld vs TeamNew is a false dichotomy meant to prop up an ailing two party system!  Send bits to TeamMods
 RatherLargeToad: only a little ahead
 FarleyF: would you want to send Graham to the store for coffee - his shuddering will spill everything
 PhoenixMelior: Its ok paul will just give you more goats
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malc: #TeamPaul
MungoDude: team fortress for quake or for halflife?
 MrQBear: serge wants it to stay under 10 broken tools, james should just break 3 more and leave it for serge. ' <'
 Mr_Horrible: Alex with the classics
 lirazel64: 1000 #teamOld
 JadedCynic: well, punch-a-chunk, sure
 Alas_Babylon: Flarepunching is still fun as heck
 BrowneePoints: Demoman
 Mr_Horrible: Demoman, Serge
EvilBadman: Reflect pyro for life
tergonis: flare gun best gun
 DoubleNterprises: Okay chat.  Final Jeopardy is "Newer Words".  No scope your guesses now!
 BrowneePoints: CLAYMORE
 Alas_Babylon: Demoman had the Eyelander
 GredGredmansson: DemoKnight
Spades_Slicc: and soldier
 theymerLoviatar: Mamoden
Khalstrom: DEmoknight
 BrowneePoints: FOR SKOTLLAAAAND
WriterRaven: Demopan!
 Mr_Horrible: Sword & Board Demoman
 CanPlayGames: #TeamOld 100 For 1500 will James sing Arthur?
 Solid_Fuel: demoknight is great !
 TheOneCalledStu: Will not stand demoknight slander
 DigitalSeahorse: backburner is the only special weapon I eared
ChargingFurret: @DoubleNterprises -ussy
 corefluxx: 100 100 100 #TheYoungGuns
 wizzo1138: 1000 100 100 100 100 100 #teamNew
 MommaGart: 100 lets go oldheads #teamold
thedepthandbreadthofseth: #TeamOdds
 Mr_Horrible: no, Alex is right, I hated Sword & Board Demo
 Cinominn: 1500 #TeamNew
 EikoandMog: I need to do a punch a chunk some time
EvilBadman: @DoubleNterprises Rizz
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I fondly remember the Demo's hand grenade melee weapon
 LowUpsideCJ: I loved hiding in the water with my neon flyswatter as pyro
   Anubis169: a delta
 jacqui_lantern234: no, james, Team New is the correct team
 Alas_Babylon: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa They've funked it up at some point and they'll probably never properly fix it ;-;
 theymerLoviatar: Some sort of age gap
JDMan94: Bit Diff
 AugmentingPath: diff gap has been called
 Sorator13: turns out tea mold isn't super popular, smh
 RandomTrivia: Diff in some kind of skill
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Yiff Gap?
Snowcookies: skill diff?
 GredGredmansson: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa "A sane person would throw this."
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @Alas_Babylon noooooo :C
 public_key_reveal_party: how's sky goat doing?
 Cinominn: i believe in team new to show they have the skill to do this with the best of them
 FarleyF: head cannon - chat is the flaming goat
Spades_Slicc: @Laserbeaks_Fury Yiff Diff
 DoubleNterprises: I'm guessing "yeet"
 TheOtherTrevor: Does the cave connect the two chunks? Launch sneak attacks through it
ALLxISxLOST: you mean was never the flaming goat?
 EikoandMog: Goatathan
 wench_tacular: Billy
 RandomTrivia: Irene
 Iluvatardis: can minecraft goats climb cliffs like irl goats?
 Solid_Fuel: george
 PhoenixMelior: Tuff
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Kid Rock
EvilBadman: big ass johnson
Fluffy776: Goat
 Singenmeister: Satan
ALLxISxLOST: burns
 avi_miller: Irene
 Brozard: Goatku
 Arazien: Go for the Goat
 Ceris75: William
 Mazrae: Kevin
TheAinMAP: TeamNew
 FarleyF: Chat
 Ravynn: Billy the Kidd
 RandomTrivia: Wait, Irene III
Mewr11: Billy is a good name
thekumquatking: Scunthorpe
 GredGredmansson: Big Ass Johnson
saweeks: g.o.a.t
   Anubis169: chat, big question... what is the pick of the day, and who broke it?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Joat
MillerDark: Matt Griffith
WriterRaven: Tugger Nuts and the Burning Sensation
 Tandtroll_OG: Goatrude
 Redbassist: Big ass Johnson
 Grevas13: Defoe
Monocerotis2010: Kobe
 lirazel64: Goat "Get".
 HiCallMeRusty: Big Ass Johnsono
  TStodden: Bonathan?
 theymerLoviatar: Big Ass Johnson
 DoubleNterprises: Goatku is the best
 Pinwiz11: Billy Ass Johnson
  SmithKurosaki: @WriterRaven Seconded
 Singenmeister: @WriterRaven Oooo Ok that wins
 stevefromdetroit: Joshua
 Saintnex: So I looked on the wiki, and they should be only able to jump 10 blocks vertical, so no idea how goat got there
patrick_stonecrusher: Dr. AAAAARGH
Desruprot: Beej A. Johnson
Monocerotis2010: Lamb Chops
 NotCainNorAbel: NotTheFloatingGoat
 aesir_blade: 4 16 32 64 128 256 #TeamNew serge should be punished for that attempt at communication
 jacqui_lantern234: name the goat Bernie 
 Redbassist: A-Train
Octagone: Sir Screams-a-lot
 MommaGart: hell yeah shoutout Qwerpline
Izandai: Tugger Nuts Digs a Hole
EvilBadman: @Saintnex He goat there.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Isn't Irene Gonzo's chicken
 RandomTrivia: The Floating Goat sounds like a pub in the middle of nowhere in the English countryside
 wedge_x: Rund
 Rantling: Goatholomew
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: @DoubleNterprises Goatku Jeff. I made it better.
 Driosenth: Tugger Nuts and Take to the Air
 Arazien: Nancy
 RandomTrivia: 
 UrielAngelSpy: Big Ass Johnson is the donkey Paul will hand out for the next bane.
 DigitalSeahorse:    
  SmithKurosaki: @thedepthandbreadthofseth TQs
MungoDude: 
BadRoxie: tugger nuts: not canonically a goat until he was
 theymerLoviatar: Tugger Nuts Gets In the Hole
 Diabore: 5 minutes left, snipers get ready
 gsyhiap: 
 EikoandMog: Yessssssss
Izandai: Ten Meter Vertical Leap?????
 PhoenixMelior: Perfect timing on that scream
 wench_tacular: 
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: 
 JonnyH: Another 15 minutes in the mine!
starlitdiscord: why is there a floating goat?
  TStodden: #TeamTuggerNuts
circusofkirkus subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 74 months!
 circusofkirkus: dig dig dig
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 orangeceltic71: #teamold 10000
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @SmithKurosaki yes, I'm sure, but first...
 gsyhiap: #TeamBroke
TheAinMAP: 
 RandomTrivia: @starlitdiscord Paul spawned some, but one of them didn't get a brain
 Mr_Horrible: I can't wait to discover that Paul has somehow secretly been messing with what tool James has selected
  Sarah_Serinde: 
ChargingFurret: woah!
 DoubleNterprises: So the Final Jeopardy answer was "Performative"
 RandomTrivia: 
 Sorator13: Finished a phone call and returned to see James immediately break a pick *and* get a wonderful scream in my ear, love it
 theymerLoviatar: Tugger Nuts Burns in the Hole
 avi_miller:  
   Anubis169: Tugger Nuts & The Burning Sensation
 betweenmyself: Goat’s name will be SergeA, Serge will henceforth be known as SergeB
 PhoenixMelior: Tea mold sounds kinda gross not gonna lie
 NorthstarTex: god dang
 Azarielle_Doom: #TeamTuggerNuts
 electra310: Big infusion for the oldsters there!
 DigitalSeahorse:   
Garfman314: bitty pits?
starlitdiscord: @RandomTrivia i see! delightful
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Tea Mold
 boredman42: 5000 #TeamNew
 josh___something: #TeamTuggerNuts 
ALLxISxLOST: Did I just head off screen screaming? what happened?
  Sarah_Serinde: It was a very one-sided chat
 PhoenixMelior: Close again
ALLxISxLOST: hear*
WolfGirlVeronica: Oh is g off watching raw
malc: 
   Anubis169: hahahaha
 chrono2x: 1000 #TeamNew
 avi_miller: lmao
 electra310: So close!
   Anubis169: a bat flattery
malc: #TeamBatteries
 NotCainNorAbel: 1200 #teamnew
ElFuzzy subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 127 months!
  SmithKurosaki: Clap
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 PhoenixMelior: "What do you think my batteries means"
 measureofhope: FWIW we could hear you
 Sorator13: 
Mathonwy subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 74 months, currently on a 74 month streak!
 Mathonwy: Yay!!!
TheAinMAP: Seems like today would've been a great day for Serge to beat James in Punch-A-Chunk.
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 Twilight_Spark: Over 9000?
 Nommii77: 100 #TeamNew
 Sorator13: resuming direct control
 JonnyH: 1000 #teamnew James needs punishment for these tool breakages not rewards!
 tidehollowcat: 100 100 100 100 100 #teamnew
ALLxISxLOST: who was it that plays with inverted mouse?
 DoubleNterprises: Dose nuts
GazzyInferno: oh, doze nuts
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Mr_Horrible: and not Dietz Nutz?
 xVoxtric: @boredman42 gorgeous
 Tandtroll_OG: Uno plays inverted I believe
 SnackPak_: let's go TeamNew
Desruprot: Minecraft music nice
 circusofkirkus: LMAO
Izandai: WOW
Izandai: 
 DeM0nFiRe:  nice
 Sorator13: 
 gsyhiap: 
  amative1: Reminder to give bits to #TeamNew, as Serge is mean
malc: holy moly
 LariatWest: Graham, What bar? (cool jacket)
simpletoon: savage
  Sarah_Serinde:  Amazing Graham
 iris_of_ether: Violence chosen
 melegaunt_: quite savage
 wench_tacular: stone cold
   Anubis169: 
  SmithKurosaki: Woooow
 just__fitz: Hows the BC weather, Alberta has been cooked
 Mr_Horrible: vengeance in Adam's name
 Jillexie: Graham is savage
 beowuuf: 
 TheWanderingNomad: The Power Move G
 azureHaights: Serge: "can we have any apple fritters?" Graham: "NAAWWWWWW we're OUTTA APPLE FRITTERS"
 jacqui_lantern234: i love you, Graham XD
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bsudo: milk 2 go < dairyland 1L
 Diabore: Another boon for new!
   Anubis169: what is in le sammich?
 xVoxtric: the bits really went crazy these last few minutes
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/TsundereSnappyPorpoiseShazBotstix-Pd1BIsSpRrxTG1oQ
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 PhoenixMelior: Lets go team new!
 spawnofhastur: Graham being super fierce in the subathon is a fun contrast to Desert Bus
 AugmentingPath: Yellow Graham needs food badly
 LowUpsideCJ: Lrr wizard needs food badly
 electra310: Woo, new boon!
MungoDude: @azureHaights what's your opinion of sauerkraut?
 PhoenixMelior: More goats!
8000power: @bsudo Island Farms is best
OtherEdgeworth: I just realised Graham is wearing the Wumpty shirt.
 TheOtherTrevor: I vote for flaming (clown) spiders
 Sorator13: oh man, now I really want a sammich
 wench_tacular: Moar goats!
ALLxISxLOST: glad I'm not the only thinking Gauntlet
offbeatwitch: that sandwich looks tasty
flapjacksofwar subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 49 months!
 flapjacksofwar: Subathon Hyyyyype
WolfGirlVeronica: Give team 2 some tnt
bsudo: @8000power truth
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 theymerLoviatar: @OtherEdgeworth oh shit Wumpty shiiiiiirt
 hd_dabnado: Paul, Curse of Ra pls
 Darleysam: play galocus!
 BeardSquadGO: 100 100 100 100 100  #TeamNew
Fluffy776: He's not a god well actually he is nevermind
NimrodXIV: Witch boat!
 SnackPak_: 
 josh___something: Also, cool jacket, G
 DigitalSeahorse: witch!
 RandomTrivia: Oh no
 azureHaights: @MungoDude Honestly, dropping the reference? It's good on a reuben
 RatherLargeToad: Entire floor of silverfish blocks, but they don’t know which floor
 wench_tacular: Murder!
   Anubis169: ship this witch
 DarkNacht: Boon: 10,000 iron  Bain: 10,000 iron blocks filling the chunk
  Feriority: D: why kill the witch
 DigitalSeahorse: oof
 tehfewl: i enjoyed the muk bang asmr graham was providing for free
  Sarah_Serinde: And here I was hoping Serge would get an extra layer of diorite to mine
 Sorator13: Witch boat? That boat!
 jamesinor: I think you mean, Axe-ecution style
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy! How are the punch-a-chunk and subathon going?
  SmithKurosaki: @Sarah_Serinde Right?
  amative1: need a couple more witches
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Did Team Old get any sugar?
  Feriority: Also why is that goat on fire?
   Anubis169: (credits to who gets that reference)
 Arazien: Put the witch in one of the wall holes
 Singenmeister: For a quick second they had what could have been really good album art there.
 Kentosaurus: witches be crazy
 FarleyF:   is a capricious god
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 seanwbruno: Can I hide here from USA news please?  Its sketchy down here.
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 Laserbeaks_Fury: I remember when everyone was saying to sing the opening of your favorite song to time how long you are washing your hands during the pandemic, and I plugged in Albuquerque and broke the timer
 GredGredmansson: "And on the day, God made a Goat and proceeded to forget all about it"
ShifuDaxiongmao: now, if you spawn a few skellies with each witch.. 
 RandomTrivia: AND IT IS
  Sarah_Serinde: Good reason
Fluffy776: 
 Cinominn: i can only do this once but here
 betweenmyself: bunch of villagers and a Golem 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 margieargie: Goat in a boat!
 RandomTrivia: THE TECH
   Anubis169: That was the wicked witch of the East Sea, this is the wicked witch of the West Sea
 gsyhiap: 
Bruceski: goat in a boat
NimrodXIV: burning goat boat
 beowuuf: lol
 Saintnex: Its funny and not completely awful so I like it
 gsyhiap: accidental boon
 Cinominn: 10000 #TeamNew
the_phantom_game_player: Not the goat!
WriterRaven: Tugger Nutts Goes on a Pleasure Cruise
Defrost subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 128 months!
  Defrost: 2 stacks of subs!
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   Anubis169: WOW
 seanwbruno: @Cinominn      
 RandomTrivia: 
 PharaohBender27:  
 Darleysam: the witch won't kill you.. it's the sudden stop at the end
  Sarah_Serinde: Booray
TheAinMAP: 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Saintnex: Also layer?
 Seth_Erickson: what is messing with old's block count?
 GredGredmansson: what i missed it
NimrodXIV: layer count issue?
 DoubleNterprises: 
 0x6772: Weird that old's at 68 layers, huh?
 MacbethSeemsSus: So if the goat lights the witch on fire, we get full Monty Python right?
 Twilight_Spark: 🐋
 MommaGart: 69 #teamold in a close second place
 asthanius: ceiling
   Anubis169: bus it... going to grab a glass of pineapple juice
 Sorator13: Oh, yeah, that can't be right
  Sarah_Serinde: I mean, fair's fair
Lushian_Cybasi: regen witch
 PharaohBender27: 969 #TeamNew
MungoDude: sleep is for the weak
   Anubis169: nice 👌
 RandomTrivia: Nice
 wench_tacular: nice
 ofstrife: nice
 DigitalSeahorse: nice
starlitdiscord: nice
 DoubleNterprises: nice
 theymerLoviatar: nice
 EikoandMog: 300 #teamnew
 flapjacksofwar: nice
 HorusFive: Shame that nobody will ever give teamold any more bits now
 RandomTrivia: Wait, where did the other 900 of Pharaohbender's bits go?
nova_plushie: for a second i thought G was eating a whole french bread
 DigitalSeahorse:  mmmm bits
  RayFK: Get me Korean Fried Chicken
  Sarah_Serinde: James can you get *me* Korean fried chicken though
 PharaohBender27: !subathon
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 RandomTrivia: Oh wait, I can't read
 nevermore913: It's dinner Eastern time
 spawnofhastur: Poulet. Poulet poulet.
 googoltudoris: i want to see OOG boons and banes, like "not allowed to use their chair for the next 10 minutes"
 Fanklok: Korean Fried Poutine
Desruprot: aww they locked down a goat
  SmithKurosaki: I mean, I want KoFC
MungoDude: Jordan wants Korean fried chicken too, and so do I
Aitsu111: But James you are old so dinner is earlier
 Rourke9: what was the book the news got?
 azureHaights: But is it tax-deductible korean fried chicken
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 Twilight_Spark: Except in that one magna.
 EikoandMog: 
 ggodopaste: SUB A THONG
 FarleyF: eat it on camera and it's a business expense
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 betweenmyself: you know what would be a good bit?  if ya gave me a reassuring hug 
 wench_tacular: when you want a little blindness, as a treat
PumpkinRats: Poor Serge lol
the_phantom_game_player: So stylish Serge
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 vinewood_og: 
 Rourke9: what did Paul give the news?
NotARealAccountDotCom: Serge has unlocked ultimate power
 asteranx: @whitebadgerwolf88 Thanks for the gift sub!
 Fanklok: Their chain on a wallet?
  SmithKurosaki: So, you, Serge
SmashTCG: yes
 Heckhoundbolt: put their chain on their wallet
JDMan94: Now hol up. What was the boon for team new
 incredulouspasserby: yep. can't lose that chain. super important.
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/GrossTenuousBorkDendiFace-vkp3Z-p1MdcYYggF
NimrodXIV: hahaha
  Sarah_Serinde:  too distracted punishing the others
TheLodgium: Can't go losing that chain now
 jayinthewater: 246 #teamold
Fluffy776: Yeah I like to keep my chains attached to my wallet so I don't loose any of my chains
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 RandomTrivia: Understandable
 azureHaights: The boon is korean fried chicken, obviously
nova_plushie: Whatever boats your goates
  c0rr4nh0rn: Yay for youtube subs
 SmithKurosaki: Right?
  c0rr4nh0rn: err streams
 RandomTrivia: Cori 
  Sarah_Serinde:  
  TStodden: #FreeTuggerNuts
 whitebadgerwolf88:     
  Sarah_Serinde: It's an old meme but it checks out
 PawssumFable: Honestly, korean fried chicken is worth it
 Saintnex: OH NO
 codatski: What's up G, what's in the sandwich?
 Tangsm: Let nature take its course.
 RandomTrivia: Oh dear
Desruprot: 
Xafty: How goes the chunk punching?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 RandomTrivia: Drinking regen potions
 MegaDosX: Her best
00gogo00: she can drink healing potions
 measureofhope: Paul is a capricious deity
ShifuDaxiongmao: try 3 witches at once, Paul 
 nevermore913: Witch goes in a block as a treat
 PharaohBender27: 
 DarkNacht: What was the boon?
 SmithKurosaki: I mean, both statements are valid
patrick_stonecrusher: Oof ouf oog arg aff oaf
nova_plushie: sacrifice your goats to Paul
Bearudite: wow
 Fanklok: Hey Alex, when was the last time we saw a car?
 public_key_reveal_party: wow serge
 DoubleNterprises: Boon pending
ChargingFurret: snerge has arisen
ALLxISxLOST:  
 flapjacksofwar: 420 Punch some Chunks Serge!
 Heckhoundbolt: is serge stealing iron
 m33pn8r: That look direct into camera from Serge
 bwk789: bout 5 mins ago
 RandomTrivia: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Serge
 Sorator13: I'm very happy that there's an achievement for getting a goat in a boat
  Sarah_Serinde: No stealing resources
 Saintnex: SERGE how dare?!? you dont touch another's iron
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Witches drop glowstone, as well as sugar, Serge.
  amative1: CHEATER
w1gum: dang serge going full snerge
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 nevermore913: Snerge has emerged
ALLxISxLOST: @Dread_Pirate_Westley but what about sugar cane?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: does minecraft have the equivalent of spellcasting?  is there like a "daylight' spell/
 GredGredmansson: @nevermore913 esnerged
malc: no he's _preventing_ escalation
  Sarah_Serinde: Notice how there's a lot more of this when Serge is playing than when James is
 seanwbruno: 500 #TeamOld
  Sarah_Serinde: No it definitely sounds like Serge
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Please put down your weapon, you have 20 seconds to comply
00gogo00: how is that escalation
 twistedsylvan: he's retaliating first
MungoDude: 
 Blackaddicus: it sounds very much like serge
 RandomTrivia: 
the_phantom_game_player: Why?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
MungoDude: escalation? nah levitation
GiraffeStache: why is everyone bullying serge
 Tiber727: That Serge is back on the escalator again!
 spawnofhastur: why is the witch wearing a devo hat
ForOhForError: @Sarah_Serinde Honestly how dare james do this 
 PharaohBender27: 231 #TeamNew in response to Serge's blatant retaliation.
 measureofhope: Boat black?
 GredGredmansson: !card Witch Enchanter
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 theymerLoviatar: @spawnofhastur they are not men
  amative1: Serge is breaking illegal blocks... 
 incredulouspasserby: Paul is indeed enchanting.
 Sorator13: Witch Enchanter?
00gogo00: you should give serge some extreme level of speed
 Dog_of_Myth: Well, Paul is enchanting
 Saintnex: Paul's boon, keep punishing Serge
 wench_tacular: priorities!
00gogo00: like 5 or something
offbeatwitch: serge likes to say he's good at minecraft but that combat was terrible
MrsLlante: The Paul witch project?
 avi_miller: Give them a diamond hoe
00gogo00: give em netherite
 aitsu100: GOLD
00gogo00: hilarious
 KaleidoscopeMind: oh i heard "a weather"
MillerDark: Paul: Give the young team a pair of butter shoes for each of them
 EikoandMog: @avi_miller I like this one.
 theymerLoviatar: Alright I should have slept like an hour and a half ago, enjoy yer chunkin folks
 JadedCynic: @offbeatwitch Serge also likes to say he's a good guy, but *points to all of VOD*
thedepthandbreadthofseth: give em some diamonds
 Saintnex: you could do an enchanted gold pick?
the_phantom_game_player: I'll take diamonds as well
 RandomTrivia: OH
  Sarah_Serinde: Hah
 RandomTrivia: OH MY
 spawnofhastur: @theymerLoviatar sleep well!
 codatski: 500 #TeamNew
 EikoandMog: OH that's a FUN one.
  Sarah_Serinde: Creeper mining is allowed
TheAinMAP: 
NimrodXIV: contractors!
  Sarah_Serinde: Even for wall resources
 electra310: Such a good boon
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nova_plushie: 1 for alex 2 for serge
 beowuuf: wall iron
Spades_Slicc: Are creepers lossless or is that just tnt?
ALLxISxLOST: oh look, wall diamonds
 Sorator13: Wall iron for sure
 FarleyF: Well done Paul
 Saintnex: giving diamonds is a little backbreaking chat lol
 beowuuf: or diamonds
 KaleidoscopeMind: collecting wall resources
  Sarah_Serinde: @Spades_Slicc I don't think they're lossless
 RandomTrivia: 
 wench_tacular: 
 EJGRgunner: 
 Arazien: Blow up the bed. Blow up the player. One reserved
  Sarah_Serinde: You get varying amounts of success when you try to mine ore via creeper
 Heckhoundbolt: why does serge make that noise
the_phantom_game_player: Bye James
 FarleyF: Squeek count is 1
 EikoandMog: Korean Fried Chicken
 JadedCynic: but could they potentially destroy iron ore?
  SmithKurosaki: @Spades_Slicc Yea pretty sure there's some compression loss 
 RandomTrivia: @Sarah_Serinde Neither Creepers nor TNT are lossless
  Juliamon: Heckhoundbolt It's a hiccup
 geckoinasuit: i have finally returned- how did boon and bane go?
  SmithKurosaki: Now I want iced coffee 
 RatherLargeToad: I’ll have a bagel
   Anubis169: what's an iced africa?
midnightcurryjazz: canada has 3% milk?
 FarleyF: Iced AAAAAAAAAAfrica
 Sorator13: I... did not know they made 3% milk
 tehfewl: 3% is such an odd percent
Garfman314: liliana's tail is becoming SO fluffy
MrsLlante: i’ll have a Frapuccino, please
mjiig: You mean interns?
 bwk789: Hey it was lovely to meet most of you at Amsterdam. thanks for signing my traxos playmat and various cards
 Saintnex: @midnightcurryjazz 3.25% technically, its also called whole milk
 PharaohBender27: 
 EikoandMog: I'll take an iced chocolate, please.
malc: wow.
   Anubis169: 
 Sorator13: could I get an iced dilly bar?
   Anubis169: commitment to the bit
 gsyhiap: 
 RandomTrivia:  
 Fanklok: James make sure you bring enough for the whole class
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 GredGredmansson: and scene
 margieargie: *badum-tish*
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 wedge_x: large london fog please
 RandomTrivia: 
 orangeceltic71: It's gonna take a lot to get coffee for you! There's nothing that 100 James' or more could ever do...
  SmithKurosaki:  you say
 EikoandMog: @wedge_x Small Dublin Fog, please.
goombalax: for real tho the Blackberry Yuzu at timmies is SO GOOD
 JadedCynic: @geckoinasuit Paul has discovered its much more fun to put banes on people than bestowing boons (and easier too)
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malc: screaming goat's milk 
  amative1: Team New has a resounding lead of 29 layers!
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/GeniusVainWasabiCmonBruh-reJOaFLsb6bq7K4K
 Koshindan: Starbucks would call it  a Misto instead of au lait.
 herph: old pulls ahead in blocks
 spawnofhastur: Can I get a flat white please?
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/PunchyVenomousReubenTwitchRaid-Nnurox3XsXLbDdkN
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nova_plushie: I recently started drinking/making iced London fogs. slowly becoming  one of my Fav drinks
 public_key_reveal_party: that actually sounds pretty good
   Anubis169: huh... that sounds pretty nice
 hd_dabnado: oh that sounds lovely
 wench_tacular: milk pre heated
 MegaDosX: What about the floating goat?
 geckoinasuit: i would kill for tim's frozen lemonade rn
   Anubis169: would send me right off to sleep
 Brozard: an Africemo
goombalax: your whole what?
 Sorator13: Screaming goat milk (milk from screaming goats), not to be confused with screaming goat milk (goat milk which screams)
 Heckhoundbolt: Team old has taken the lead
 saucemaster5000: I send my africano back if I don't hear the scream while they make it
 FarleyF: Screaming Africano as made by Toto
ALLxISxLOST: I missed that, can you do it again
 Sorator13: also not to be confused with screaming goat milk (milk that screams "goat")
 codatski: I'll take a flat white with Irish Cream and a little bit of peppermint please
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 DigitalSeahorse:   hole happenings?
WriterRaven: A Screaming Africano is the name of my new Men At Work cover band.
 Fanklok: What if you creepered their ladder?
   Anubis169: fave is still a ristretto, i like being punched in the tastebuds 
 TheWriterAleph: 
 tehfewl: never got the appeal of watering down your espresso...
thedepthandbreadthofseth: that threat sound extra wrong
TheAinMAP: 
 Saintnex: clever 
 RandomTrivia: The pilot hole doesn't actually help, because of how the explosion radiates 
 kdefinition: Wall resources
 wench_tacular: Sarah is eternal
 MegaDosX: Sarah go look at that zeppelin
 Koshindan: Save it for wall ores.
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh sure *now* you want to listen to me 
 hd_dabnado: is spawning the same as blocks?
   Anubis169: bahahahaha
EvilBadman: Sarah also left to get coffee
  SmithKurosaki: Wow Coei
 Sorator13: yeah, I think ideally you save it for wall iron/diamonds
the_phantom_game_player: Look away, they're putting a creeper in a hole
malc: 
 Ravynn: Sarah is always watching
  Sarah_Serinde: (But also I stepped away for a sec so I don't know what specific thing you're asking about)
ShifuDaxiongmao: it's fine... they're not placing any blocks or mining below actual layer 
 Decem_Lampas: I love this goblin serge arc
  SmithKurosaki: Cori*
missa_hancock: was away for an hour - has there been an anti-Serge union yet?
  Sarah_Serinde: Shield is fine, creeper mining is fine, if there was something else I didn't catch it
 flapjacksofwar: James is out of the house, move to Cheat Step
EvilBadman: @Decem_Lampas Bold to assume this is an arc
   Anubis169 holds up a penalty card
   Anubis169: "Excessive red tape"
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 Fanklok: But what about 3 witches?
 KaleidoscopeMind: what about... multiple witches
nova_plushie: Paul is a curious god
 KaleidoscopeMind: at once
LathosTiran: God(paul) is bored
 RandomTrivia: Not alone during daylight they aren't
 Omthebox: Time for batch testing
Desruprot: except it is suffocating
 0x6772: Witches are really only bad in flocks.
 stevefromdetroit: can you put a boat inside a witch?
 Sorator13: @Sarah_Serinde Boon of creeper eggs, could they drop a creeper egg down a pre-existing hole or a hole from a prior creeper such that it blows up multiple layers below the current one, since it's not technically mining?
 RatherLargeToad: Use Jailers instead
MrsLlante: But what about three witches?
  amative1: To quote Monty Python: MORE WITCHES!
  SmithKurosaki: @Sarah_Serinde Wall resources dropped by creeper mining I think
 gsyhiap: Summon three witches at once, that'll be scarier
 SAJewers: maybe try multiple 
JDMan94: Usually it's multiple witches that's a problem
   Anubis169: you should hear frogs
 BrowneePoints: Fun fact for Chat! Cultivated Coffee comes from Africa, and Cultivated Cocoa comes from South America, BUT over the centuries their main sources of cultivation have been swapped! Africa makes 80% of the world's Cocoa and Central and South America now make the Lion's Share of the World's Coffee! @LoadingReadyRun
 ShaneLeeAtk: Just spawn a Warden
 saucemaster5000: They hired 8 goat VAs
 Heckhoundbolt: Modern minecraft dev cycle
ALLxISxLOST: has Graham heard the horns?
 electra310: Many witches is more fun
 RandomTrivia: Living their best life
Clockwork Cthulhu: could we make team old represent his board State correctly?
  Foxmar320: Wither Skelewould be interesting
ShifuDaxiongmao: Paul, science would like an answer to the question: "What is a critical amount of witches?" 
 omdorastrix: If you're impressed about the sounds of goat, you should see the sounds of goat horn
  Sarah_Serinde: @Sorator13 I say yes, since they're allowed to use creepers to mine wall resources, dropping them down lower seems fine too (thank you for info)
 melegaunt_: secret old country ingredient - flaming goat.
00gogo00: what minecraft version is this running on?
 Fanklok: What about 30-5feral witches?
   Anubis169: The Goat in the Boat, taking the Candle with the Handle and the Brew that is True...
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 geckoinasuit: fill the pit with frogs
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  TStodden: #FreeTuggerNuts (He's stuck in the boat)
 Akaiatana: The used the unguladder
  Sarah_Serinde: @SmithKurosaki That's always been allowed yes
 Akaiatana: They*
 Sorator13: @TStodden He likes to be tall
ShifuDaxiongmao: Team New, you got a judge answer 
 RandomTrivia: Once you're poisoned, a Witch will throw a splash Slow potion to keep you from coming too close
  SmithKurosaki: @SmithKurosaki Nice
   Anubis169: LOL
 RandomTrivia: 
 SnackPak_:   
 RandomTrivia: 
malc: hahaha
 iiieye: Need to be sure Graham
 PharaohBender27: 
   Anubis169: 
 Sorator13: 
 DoubleNterprises: 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
SmashTCG: 30-50 feral witchs, but also you get an automatic weapon
the_phantom_game_player: Got him
  SmithKurosaki: Clap2
 margieargie: THAT cleared the stone away, sure
TheAinMAP: 
   Anubis169: KABLOOEY!!
 wench_tacular: 
 Saintnex: layers and blocks
MungoDude: 
LoganAura: And blocks too, by about 30
 GredGredmansson: also ahead in actual blocks
 Gaelan_Maestro: no one expects the spanish creeper!
  Sarah_Serinde: Technically no messing with other people's holes allowed, but they've been doing that all stream, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  Sarah_Serinde: Started by Serge, iirc
   Anubis169: nooooooooooooooo
 Saintnex: hahahaha
 SnackPak_: 
WolfGirlVeronica: if alex spent more time tigging and less time messing with holesthey would win
 EikoandMog: 
  Sarah_Serinde: !clips
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  Foxmar320: ummmmm
 beowuuf:   
TheAinMAP: 
the_phantom_game_player: Serge fell down a hole!
 aitsu100: ML DOh
  Foxmar320:  
WriterRaven: Major League Gravemaking
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/AgitatedPreciousPoultryTF2John-QNsaVKFtBNwEYq8x
EvilBadman: Crush Serge's Key and add it to the winner trophy, please
   Anubis169: Indiana Jones did it
Clockwork Cthulhu: thank you
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/AttractiveTenderNuggetsANELE-EAVtYdmgQXghwzwm
 gsyhiap: MLGottem
 omdorastrix: You don't take fall damage in boats except from a few very specific Heights above ground due to rounding errors
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/ExpensiveMoldyGerbilItsBoshyTime-gLsBHgDNfCGpBB5S
  amative1: You can as long as the fall isn't 6 specific drop distances
offbeatwitch: as long as it's not a specific number of blocks, at which heights the boat will break
 RandomTrivia: Alex needs to use the sleep
 Saintnex: you only take damage on a boat from only one level of distance, its kinda strange lol
Desruprot: need a goat to occupy the boat
MungoDude: Alex am Extended Play
 northos: boats, famously equipped with inertial dampeners
mjiig: Except for a small number of specific fall heights, for reasons
  SmithKurosaki: Am also eepy
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ALLxISxLOST: wait... is that Serge or James minecraft character?
 RandomTrivia: "Come to bed, honey"
tergonis: they were roommates
   Anubis169: clip it, ship it... not like that
  amative1: Serge joining TeamNew
Mindfire13: Yes, but there are weird distances that falling will hurt you
 margieargie: Oh my~
 PharaohBender27: 
Desruprot: uh
 gsyhiap: 
 FarleyF: long day blowing creepers 
  Pharmacistjudge: roommates
WolfGirlVeronica: What if we put our minecraft beds together
 Kipstar: does anyone know the mod they are using to keep track of layers, blocks etc?
 Fanklok: It's not even June
 JandAKgaming: pocket boat!
the_phantom_game_player: I hope it was good A;ex
phoenixfeather14:   Alex!
  SmithKurosaki: @Fanklok, It doesn't have to be
 malfnord: And they were roommates?
WolfGirlVeronica: @Fanklok Canaidan pride month is in july
  Sarah_Serinde: 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: there are distances where the you die in a boat
 Athelgar: lol remember when boats would break if you turned too fast....now you can fly them off cliffs lol
 RandomTrivia: 
 Saintnex: hahaha
  Sarah_Serinde: Good effort
   Anubis169: we call that a cooked grenade
 DigitalSeahorse: wat?
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/AmazonianInspiringVelociraptorVoteYea--jDWFD8B9a6kuq6_
 Fanklok: It not being June means it's canon
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 beowuuf: 
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/AmorphousWrongGalagoPogChamp-WjHK8EHheoQM9d-W
 korvys: love how the water screws with the layer count
 BrowneePoints: Isn't Cori allergic to Apples?
 RandomTrivia: "When you fire this thing, you are ruining someone's day, somewhere, sometime"
steelfox13: Alex, I love you but Rip headphone users when you laugh
 tehfewl: feed it to him...
 gualdhar: or Graham can feed Alex like a baby bird
EvilBadman: What if you punched chunks of the fritter
nova_plushie: Get alex a horse feed basket
  SmithKurosaki: @korvys, Yea, its just scanning what level the highest block exists art
 Fanklok: I now have level 97 attack
  Feriority: Wait, team old was at like 60 something when I looked away, what happened?
  SmithKurosaki: @Feriority, Fake blocks removed
 Fanklok: That bit difference
 Sorator13: @Feriority Some blocks were added to the top, so it was showing an unhelpful number
 RandomTrivia: Alex... dig the damn hole 
   Anubis169: SPARTA!!
 Gaelan_Maestro: 100 100 100 100 100  i hearby bestow upon thee, the bits
 margieargie:  
 Sorator13: Excellent
  SmithKurosaki: Gottem
 PharaohBender27: 
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 RandomTrivia: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 PharaohBender27: 
   Anubis169: Ankles!
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the_phantom_game_player: Alex wemt feral
 Sorator13: I still don't know what he's doing, but hopefully the fall damage IRL is less than in minecraft
LathosTiran: am Alex ok?
 GredGredmansson: throwing.  i believe Alex was "throwing"
nova_plushie: and alex died off camera
PumpkinRats: Is the idea to dig to the bottom first?
 elbigtacoman_: @flapjacksofwar Thanks for the gift sub!
  SmithKurosaki: !pacrules
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ALLxISxLOST: lumps
   Anubis169: PumpkinRats: the idea is to go down layer by layer
 public_key_reveal_party: I think definitionally it's only you serge, you're the one touching it
 Dumori: @PumpkinRats Pretty much
 Sorator13: @PumpkinRats Race to clear all of the blocks in this chunk first, layer by layer
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: @Sorator13 Fall damage in minecraft is linear. It's quadratic in real life (up to a point)
 spawnofhastur: Dear Serge could you please inform me about the difference between an americano and a long black?
   Anubis169: and they have a set amount of specific blocks they must collect
   Anubis169: it's RNG
  Feriority: @SmithKurosaki @Sorator13 thanks
  SmithKurosaki: np 
 Sorator13: ^.^
   Anubis169: 33h
 PharaohBender27: !holes
  LRRbot: Did somebody mention classic young-adult action-adventure movie Holes??
 melegaunt_: Serge! This is a family show!
PumpkinRats: @Anubis169 thanks!
irreleverent: Wait did they make iron and gold drop non-block ores now?
 Iluvatardis: that flint and steel is really paying off
RevolverRossalot: This hole was made for [my entertainment]
irreleverent: The future is wild
 couchboyj: Action adventure classic Holes starring Shia the Beef?
 spawnofhastur: ah yes, normal human noises
 Ravynn: !squeaks
offbeatwitch: critical eep
 Suffix:   
ShifuDaxiongmao: sounds like it's time for more/multiple witches 
the_phantom_game_player: Countdown to nothing
 BrowneePoints: Countdown to Infiniteep
   Anubis169: why is there a floating goatling?
 DoubleNterprises: *eep*
  Sarah_Serinde: @Anubis169 It has nothing to do with collecting blocks, aside from some blocks are useful for getting down to the bottom faster
 Redbassist: Countdown to normal noise
 CrossXhunteR: woo, my power just came back after like 2.5 hours of being out
 SymphonySolstice: 
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/PeppyPlausibleGullFeelsBadMan-5YU9z0NIBvMmJtXg
 Sorator13: Yes, Graham, you can choose to make shit regularly
the_phantom_game_player: @CrossXhunteR Welcome back
   Anubis169: Sarah_Serinde: then i've been following the wrong idea for like 4h
nova_plushie: serge just takes the lighting rig with him
  SmithKurosaki: @CrossXhunteR Welcome back 
   Anubis169: today has been fantastic 
 Alas_Babylon: @Anubis169 Its the caprine version of the angry sun from Super Mario Bros 3
 SmithKurosaki: @Clockwork Cthulhu Odds are it will continue to fluctuate like that for goofs
 ofstrife: the boat trick works except for one specific fall length, unless they've fixed that bug
irreleverent: Serge with the good sportsmanship
Mewr11: nope, the one specific fall height bug is still in the game for boats
 flapjacksofwar: Graham poops only at Sorcery speeds
 Sorator13: @flapjacksofwar 
 josh___something: Careful, graham. There are CERTAIN heights where the boat straight kills you (something to do with rounding errors
Garfman314: i watched the matt parker video on the boat drop bug
 DeM0nFiRe:  
 LilyOfTheVeil6666:  
 public_key_reveal_party:  
NimrodXIV: I think I prefer the boat drop to the terrifying dive James does
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Does anyone know off the top of their heads the distances where the boat trick fails?
 GredGredmansson:  
 melegaunt_: at least the poops don't have storm
 Melfina__:  
   Anubis169:  
 flapjacksofwar:  
 MommaGart:   
 MommaGart: oops
 Alas_Babylon: @thedepthandbreadthofseth 49 and 51 I think?
   Anubis169: WAH
   Anubis169: Mutant Harry!
 Mnemonicman:     
 flapjacksofwar: Cascade Poops
MungoDude: feather stick and flint for arrows, sticks and string for bows
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Hrrisn: MY name is Harry 
   Anubis169: whoa
 LostThePirate:  
 josh___something: 4 arrows?
 SymphonySolstice:    *teleports behind you*
   Anubis169: Hrrisn: Are you creepydoll?
WolfGirlVeronica: Chat i love you all but the WRASLIN calls to me
 flapjacksofwar: 
 Mr_Horrible: "Feather & Flint" sounds like detective novels
 Saintnex: good lord the amount of iron that team old
the_phantom_game_player: I miss the goars
 Sorator13: @WolfGirlVeronica enjoy!
 korvys: Did the floating goat also go?
MungoDude: WolfGirlVeronica enjoy
   Anubis169: WolfGirlVeronica: You enjoy the ever-loving shiiiiiiz out of that wrestling
Hrrisn: nope lol just saying
 GredGredmansson: paul, take notes
 BtEtta: https://btetta.birdiesoft.dk/db2022/LGBTQIAAAAAAAHHHH.gif
aeon_novachrono: rip goat
  amative1: Paul, that sounds like Serge asking for more flaming screaming goats...
EvilBadman: Skill issue
nova_plushie: you hear that paul. serge misses his goats
 Iluvatardis: @korvys Goaty McGoatface still floats
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thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Mr_Horrible actually, that's a really cool D&D tavern, owned by a retired fletcher!
 RatherLargeToad: Subscribe Boat Facts
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 Cinominn: your welcome for that serge
Gadora: Oh, he asked about a boat, not disassembling a goat.
 PhoenixMelior: Tea mold
 Mr_Horrible: @thedepthandbreadthofseth I would also believe this
 RandomTrivia: Don't look at the score - look at the popularity contest! 
ShifuDaxiongmao: ignore the bits, not important 
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 melegaunt_: Did you know that all boats have a name? And that they're all Eustice?
 Suffix: How dare you.
 MadWolf1290: Serge is digging his own hole
 Caffine1138: I am seen
  Sarah_Serinde: Serge, if you were less of a troll to everyone else maybe chat would be more willing to help 
 GredGredmansson: do not lump us with you serge
 gooey_xylophone: #TeaMold
Desruprot: feel like the team Old isn't too hampered from the banes
 Akaiatana: Can Paul spawn witches from a block like silverfish?
the_phantom_game_player: How deep is the hole they're trying to dig to?
 NotCainNorAbel: I'm old but I want to support the younger generations
 Fruan: I was on Serge's side until he called me old.
 flapjacksofwar: 1000 OOOOOOOOLD
  Sarah_Serinde: Chat does love an underdog
 public_key_reveal_party: I'm 30 now, so I'm basically just dust
 RandomTrivia: Serge impressively digging two holes at once
  SmithKurosaki: Look, I know my bones turn to dust on the regular, but you can't just say that Serge
nova_plushie: Cori is ruthless
 Caffine1138: My knees/back/joints et al are seen 
 Suffix: Hi G! #TeamNew
MeagenImage: Gooo Serge! Hang in there! 
   Anubis169: it's 5pm somewhere
 Sorator13: That... isn't how that works Serge
Bruceski: Isn't Team Old the ones winning by 2 digits?
 DarkNacht: Liquid bread
thedepthandbreadthofseth: What are people's actual ages?
 PharaohBender27: Ah, good ol
 saucemaster5000: Guinness breakfast time
8000power: @Anubis169 Not until 3 minutes
SnowBuddy18: The olds have experience, the boons and banes are helping to even it up
 Dumori: I'm drinking a very nice coffee stout
 Cinominn: Cori eating beer like the monks of olk
 PharaohBender27: *good ol' cloudy beer you can chew on
Ingavar_Khaos: marking my position in chat so i can watch the VOD later for the beginning of PaC
thedepthandbreadthofseth: is graham 41?  is james?
 Cinominn: old*
Stephen Wampler: I mean, I am in chat and am a member of "Team Old" in the vast majority of contexts
 SmithKurosaki: (Same)
  Sarah_Serinde: Ehh not quite?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I think serge is 39.
 RealGamerCow: Would a stack of gold ore be a boon or a bane?
ForOhForError: it's a binding vow that makes serge's mining more powerful
  Juliamon: thedepthandbreadthofseth It's kinda rude to ask and also to make guesses
  Sarah_Serinde: If it's a tool you currently need, and it's restricted these days to just picks and shovels. You should always be using the best pick and shovel you're able to make
 damn_i_am_pretty: 67 #TeamNew
the_phantom_game_player: 
   Anubis169: but cookies are gooooood
 measureofhope: Dammit, ya'll made me crave Korean fried chicken and none of my local places are open yet
 RandomTrivia: Serge is not THE Problem. Serge is merely A problem
 RandomTrivia: 
 GredGredmansson: boat% speedrun
 shendaras: kittens game!
MungoDude: if it's faster or not - it's easier
 Fanklok: Only if you do a sick kick flip G
 PharaohBender27: Coffee has arrived!
the_phantom_game_player: Hi James
 RandomTrivia:  
patrick_stonecrusher: 96 m8ll8on cookies per seconds, SERGE 
 damn_i_am_pretty: oh no Serge, TeamNew's score is almost consecutive. how that must drive TeamOrder nuts
 wench_tacular:  
ShifuDaxiongmao: at this height, boat is faster than only ladder... if you do ladder skips and don't die, ladder faster
   Anubis169: Caffeinate my soul
 northos: #boatadvantage
 CaptainSpam: GOATed boats.
 FarleyF: so Graham if you do sit in the boat are you then the little man in the boat
 flapjacksofwar: 4400 #teamold
 JRandomHacker: Until certain layers where the boat is a _significant_ disadvantage
  The Sound Of White Noise: Did Minecraft fix the bug where you die when you drop from a specific height in the boat?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Juliamon Sorry, I got derailed by math.
 PharaohBender27: I just knew the acronym
epsilon_vee: @PharaohBender27 it's a movie
   Anubis169: ouch
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EvilBadman: Boat is a hole in the water you throw money into
 public_key_reveal_party: I am confused by canada on occasion
 JRandomHacker: @EvilBadman Bust out another thousand
 soramayura: Sub contribution for the subbathon! Chat, don't forget to hydrate and Self care!
  Sarah_Serinde: big mood
 Dumori: Boat = love
malc: I should sleep 
 Pywodwagon: Would you like to sleep...in minecraft
   Anubis169: it's just gone 1am here
 RandomTrivia: L for aLex
   Anubis169: malc, for you too
 saucemaster5000: It's the coffee of a carpenter
 Tangsm: Choose the cup of the carpenter!
 SmithKurosaki: @The Sound Of White Noise I dont think so?
 Cinominn: as long as his face doesnt melt off
malc: @Anubis169 I am aware 
ShifuDaxiongmao: serge wanted to sleep with alex but not graham.. *shakes head*
 northos: I really hope someone takes boat glitch damage now
 Fanklok: Hold on who nutte Serge's coffee?
   Anubis169: i was, and i frequently lose track
 JustMeJude: !subathon
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adept_nekomancer: Boats -- the new parachutes.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @northos same!
Desruprot: some of the fastest transportation in minecraft are bridges made of Blue Ice that use boats to transport
  Sarah_Serinde: I believe in you Graham
 Cinominn: approx 200 block different
 GredGredmansson: Alex is how
 Sk1nnee: @PharaohBender27 Thanks for the sub friend!
 PharaohBender27: Oh, so it's how many levels are *left*
  The Sound Of White Noise: Oh, that will be fun for them to figure out again what height that was.
  The Sound Of White Noise: Because if I remember correctly, there were 3 lethal heights for the boats.
 GredGredmansson: alex kept throwing stuff in the other pit
 Sk1nnee:   
  amative1: because 1 level is 256, and you're more than 256 behind
 PharaohBender27: No problem, @Sk1nnee ! 
 RandomTrivia: "How am I doing?" "Well you have 27 energy counters" "Yes but what's my life total?" "Oh - four"
  Sarah_Serinde: TeamOld also started with more total blocks in their chunk
malc: @PharaohBender27 only on one side.  on the other side it's how many levels are right
 RandomTrivia: A sizeable quantity of time was spent griefing by Team New
  Sarah_Serinde: Yes you can be strategic about which blocks you mine first in the layer
 PharaohBender27: @malc 
 SmithKurosaki: Yea, it's a div remainder error thing. It's a pattern
w1gum: Hey james, guess how many times serge has died
MungoDude: looking forward to seeing a boat falling exactly 49 blocks
   Anubis169: looks like a railroad when everybody's climbing 
 damn_i_am_pretty: Serge started the griefing, so I blame Serge
adept_nekomancer: I was not expecting references to "Happy in Paraguay".  
 avi_miller: Not gonna lie, but I am kinda hoping that one of them falls 49 or 51 blocks in their boat and it breaks and they die.
 Akaiatana: Thought: punch a chunk isekai
 public_key_reveal_party: I really want coffee now, but it's 8 at night for me and I should sleep at some point
 SmithKurosaki: (iirc)
 Suffix: Well, technically. There's math involved for boat fall damage.
  SmithKurosaki: @avi_miller Yea, YT chat was asking if that error was still a thing
 PharaohBender27: 
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
 RandomTrivia: PAUL 
 Saintnex: hahahaha
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 josh___something: Paul XD
 gsyhiap: 
  SmithKurosaki: 
 kaziel0: Wooooow!
 public_key_reveal_party: paul is really mlg
malc: #TeamPaul
 Mr_Horrible: Paul got mad skills
   Anubis169: nicely done Paul 
 Favre_the_Undead: does the pickaxes crafted include repaired pickaxes?
 Dumori: MLG co-op
NotARealAccountDotCom: Paul the all Paulerful
 JRandomHacker: That's a different thing
 asthanius: my little Paul?
MungoDude: Major League Paul
ShifuDaxiongmao: does that count as "pre-booning"?
 Sorator13: no, james, that's something else...
 DoubleNterprises: God puts the G in MLG
 Alas_Babylon: My Little Paul: Floating is Magic
 AugmentingPath: Did Serge just fail the last temptation of Christ?
 RandomTrivia: 
 Dog_of_Myth: #TeamPaul
 DahudLefthanded: "Throw yourself from this tower, surely your God will save you!"
 josh___something: AHAHAHAHAH
  Sarah_Serinde: That is so much 
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/EagerKawaiiJamDerp--WcYo4gcliVftQ6R
 wench_tacular: whelp
 flapjacksofwar: Oldies are Goldies 8000 #TeamOld
  Sarah_Serinde: Give him, like, 30s
MeagenImage: Major League Paul: Friendship is Magic
Fluffy776:   
 northos: that's worth a lot more than $5 haha
 UnknownFriday: Time for Serge to start making counteroffers.
offbeatwitch: there's 3 levels
Monocerotis2010: He isn't wishing he is paying
 josh___something: Mining fatigue 3 is not able to mine period, right?
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/MoldyAbstemiousCoyoteMingLee--rHt-SnPWaDVL3kq
 Lord_Hosk: Those aren't 5 ACTUAL dollars, those are like Canadian maple syrup dollars
 Suffix: Harry is starting to sound a lot like James.
 damn_i_am_pretty: #TeamNew 400
 kaziel0: Went AFK for a few minutes to work and now, in terms of blocks remaining, #TeamOld is ahead in blocks punched!
 Caineghest: 1000 #teamnew
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/OilyMuddyWafflePeteZarollTie-FcyDcWBQ2gjuOFJl
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Fluffy776: 
 CrossXhunteR: also, the warriors are not in march madness
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/LitigiousExquisiteDogBCouch-7y2Nv5JaY5oiiWmE
offbeatwitch: irrelephant
the_phantom_game_player:   
adept_nekomancer: "That one team has a far better color scheme on their uniforms, they're obviously way ahead."
 PharaohBender27: 400 #TeamNew Let's go, I believe in you!
 avi_miller: @SmithKurosaki yeah the boat falling bug (MC-119369) is very much still a thing and also would be in this anyway because they are on an older version of the game
 josh___something: 
 ArmstrongRGM96X: "I hate waffles" ass statement
  SmithKurosaki: @Lord_Hosk Look, just because we flavour our money doesn't make it not real
 NightValien28: I mean G is not wrong
MeagenImage: If you ask a friend how their team is doing and they say "well, the cheerleading team is really on point", that implies that's the only thing worth talking about
 jibkat: How many points does a good cheer get you?
  SmithKurosaki: @avi_miller Wait, did it pre-date 1.18?
 Tangsm: Maybe we should give bonus points at the end of the game for the cheerleaders. Like stars in Mario Party.
irreleverent: @offbeatwitch You range
 LowUpsideCJ: The golden state warriors are not in march madness and so demonstrably their cheerleaders aren't helping
 DigitalSeahorse:   
MungoDude: @jibkat three, indirectly
Fluffy776:  
 RandomTrivia: Oof, so much Wall Iron
 jibkat: 
  Feriority: Iron in the walls?  How ironic
  Sarah_Serinde: Too bad you don't have a creeper to try and mine that iron 
 Mr_Horrible: that's why it's Madness
   Anubis169: July Joviality
 RandomTrivia: !listen
  LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
 BrowneePoints: i'm not gonna talk about march madness cuz the better women's team lost :I
 public_key_reveal_party: it's not march? 
malc: 
 Fanklok: Graham I don't understand your sportsball
 DiscordianTokkan: lmao
 RandomTrivia:  CORI YES
 josh___something: CORI
 ProcyonFlynn: Heck of a callback 
 Fanklok: Can you talk to me in magic the gathering terms?
 josh___something: Cori YES
offbeatwitch: RIP harry
   Anubis169:  
 as_ever_ellesandra: But Graham, isn't it still march 2020?
 RealGamerCow: The callback
 DigitalSeahorse: 
gizmofreak1: Damn. Graham is taking no prisoners
  Sarah_Serinde: Graham I'd probably go with "well your team has gotten fewer penalties" when your team is still behind. It impacts things but it's not the main piece of info
 flapjacksofwar: Im going to bed and must maintain Old Supremacy. Dont let me down! 10000 #TeamOld
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   Anubis169: wow
 DoubleNterprises: Now THAT'S a loaded sentence
 DigitalSeahorse:   
offbeatwitch: hnork
 Cinominn: nooooo flapjack..... horray for bits but noooooo
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/PlausibleInnocentWombatStrawBeary-x6GPYWw7kZyyr9Pi
 avi_miller: @SmithKurosaki I believe the oldest version with the bug is 1.12
MungoDude: bare hands are a weapon
 flapjacksofwar: YESSSSS
   Anubis169: blood you say... 
 boredman42: 10000 #teamnew something something new blood
 margieargie: Team New's won twice already, need some variety here
   Anubis169: 
nova_plushie: team boomer
  Sarah_Serinde: I would actually like #TeamOld to get at least *one* bane even if I am largely in favour of Serge Experiencing Consequences
Desruprot: A warden hidden could make people blind, but it is highly dangerous if it escapes.
 DigitalSeahorse:      
 Gaelan_Maestro: the new must defeat the old! SO IT IS WRITTEN!!
  Sarah_Serinde: Err, one boon
  Sarah_Serinde: Thanks brain
 RandomTrivia: Then use the other to get the Iron
   Anubis169: boredman42!
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 Sorator13: So about that wall iron...
 public_key_reveal_party: you could go for wall iron with the other
 as_ever_ellesandra: you could harvest that wall iron yea
  Jeffrey Hayes: Interesting to tune into this version on the side and see usernames I recognize :D
 SmithKurosaki: Oh?
 SmithKurosaki: It's gonna be hard for me to recognize people because most of you are using meatspace names
  Sarah_Serinde: You're allowed to use creepers to get wall ores so tnt should be the same
MungoDude: @Sorator13 good call, I completely overlooked that
 Fanklok: Paul, can you give them enchanted tools?
 RandomTrivia: The Head Judge has spoken!
   Anubis169: until the heat death of... at least the moonbase
 micalovits: 100 100 100 100 100 #TeamOld go you old lazy farts!
offbeatwitch: the raycasting is slightly odd
 flapjacksofwar: 10000 I will not be denied! #TeamOld
 Mr_Horrible: interesting
JDMan94: I think James is right
  Jeffrey Hayes: (I'm PharaohBender27, if it helps clarify things)
 SmithKurosaki: Yes 🙂 Hello :)
gamefreak3072: this was my original internet name. Youtube was my first account (besides email)
 RandomTrivia: It won't drop every ore, but it will drop some
 PharaohBender27: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 Mr_Horrible: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
   Anubis169: 
 flapjacksofwar: FINE DAD
MungoDude:     
 flapjacksofwar: Im going!
moltile:   
MungoDude: gnight flapjack
 NeoOfTheDark: 69 #teamnew Any amount helps the cause?
  Sarah_Serinde: Any amount helps!
 RandomTrivia: 
 Iluvatardis: when did they make tnt mining lossless?
   Anubis169: nice
 Akaiatana: #PaulIron
 Sorator13: now, you were not supposed to walk out of the chunk, I think? but that's Advanced rules
 terribleplan: Single TNT should be, multiple TNT can blow up what the earlier ones drop
  Sarah_Serinde: Ooh chat I haven't said the thing yet this subathon
 TallynNyntyg: Did you know you can flint-and-steel a Creeper to act like a pseudo-TNT?
 Tangsm: didn't the stats count when Paul just handed them iron too?
 RandomTrivia: 
 flapjacksofwar: Ill juust donate more during Lego building
 public_key_reveal_party: now god can't see serge
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 DiscordianTokkan: honk shoe, mimimi
 RandomTrivia: There, now Serge is immune to international law! 
  Sarah_Serinde: Hey chat we appreciate all of you, no matter how much or little you give, even if you're just chatting or lurking. We're glad you're here 
  RayFK: Now only god can see Serge's sins
 Sorator13: 
adept_nekomancer: The serge cave
  Sarah_Serinde: And if you want a way to help that doesn't cost money, you can always spread the word to friends and followers
   Anubis169: all of this Sarah 
 Fanklok: Serge is hiding his inputs
 Mattmitchell45: Hiding his Minecraft from God
thekumquatking: I love watching Minecraft with Graham, James, Cori, Alex, and [REDACTED]
 betweenmyself: still got that Space backdrop handy?
nova_plushie: CORI
 DigitalSeahorse: Alex is mute again
 josh___something: Chemical warfare
 Lord_Hosk: 5X5
 aitsu100: serges mouse skill is a secret
 Cinominn: got one in the chamber?
 RandomTrivia: WOW
  Jeffrey Hayes: I can respect that. My Twitch username is based on the first internet forum name I used starting circa 2008
 SmithKurosaki: YouTube -> YouTube Studio -> Customization -> Basic Info -> NameYes, it is stupidly buried.
 SmithKurosaki: I picked mine in 09
 RandomTrivia: The disrespect!
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Sorator13: SERGE
 Creature_Comforts: He's a ghoooost 
MungoDude: perfec
 CaptainSpam: WOW SERGE
   Anubis169: HAHAHAHA
 Suffix: There he is!
malc: lmao Paul
 RandomTrivia: 
adept_nekomancer: crimes!
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 public_key_reveal_party: it's like he never left
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 micalovits: Paul is a wizard!
LathosTiran: Paul, nice!
 Saintnex: Serge has gone full murder hobo
 RandomTrivia: PAUL YES
 Mr_Horrible: "Artist's Rendering"
  SmithKurosaki: is this part of the tarp budget?
 josh___something: Thanks paul XD
neveth: Paul should change it to Snerge
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 SolarBlitz1: That wasn't Serge. It was Snerge!
  Sarah_Serinde: Chat if I started a fund to fly to Victoria and bop Serge for infractions during the next PAC would you help? 
MadmanOreo: everything is allowed under the sheet
TheAinMAP: 
 RatherLargeToad: 
 NeoOfTheDark: It was a very Snerge move there
 aitsu100: lol
 Cinominn: alex muted as well
nova_plushie: Dont get a big head serge
  SmithKurosaki: @Sarah_Serinde yes
 Mr_Horrible: @Sarah_Serinde say the word, boss o7
 Suffix: Paul, you've gotta use 
 DoubleNterprises: This rules
malc: !buysarahaplaneticket
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/SaltyYawningEggnogPogChamp-0ow8zm0AEZsjmTfS
 BtEtta: If Serge isn't there you can attack what is clearly a ghost…
 Fanklok: Sounds like a you probelm
 RandomTrivia: 
 Laogeodritt: Hey crew, chat, just wanted to thank you for the no-thought background entertainment while I try to recover from a dead SSD in my main computer. (Lost a bunch of craftalong work among many other things =( )
 FarleyF: Is Serge the Ravenous Bug Blatter - if he cant see us can we not see him
 GredGredmansson: newest Olympic event: synchronized boat
 Akaiatana: Serge isn't even playing, he's in the green room
 RandomTrivia: @SmithKurosaki I'll chip in
  Sarah_Serinde: Some day when I visit I'm gonna think to bring an inflatable hammer with me
 Sorator13: @Laogeodritt nooooo! I'm sorry friend.
 Dog_of_Myth: Serge and G, yacht compatible
 RandomTrivia: "What fresh hole is this?"
 forcedreject: Phrasing
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  Sarah_Serinde: Oh no Laogeodritt that sucks, I hope you can recover things 
 DoubleNterprises: @Laogeodritt Dag.  Sorry for your loss
MeagenImage: @Laogeodritt Ooof, F for your SSD. 
  Jeffrey Hayes: Funny thing is, I just went there and my handle *is* listed as PharaohBender27. Maybe it's because I joined the channel before doing that? 🤷‍♂
Mike Sugarbaker: Now you're gonna need to print up a blanket with Serge's face on it for the merch store
Skyarrow: I just got here why is serge under a blanket
Mike Sugarbaker: I hope you're happy
 SmithKurosaki: @Jeffrey Hayes Yea maybe a refresh?
  The Sound Of White Noise: Someone is going to craft that blanket for real for Desert Bus.
 SmithKurosaki: @Skyarrow Pranks mostly
   Anubis169 hugs Laogeodritt 
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 drewm1022: Was that a Bo Burnham reference?
the_phantom_game_player: I wish I could
  Sarah_Serinde: Amazon sure as hell doesn't need it, might as well give it to basically anyone else
  SmithKurosaki: @Laogeodritt Hope she comes back
 Mr_Horrible: @Laogeodritt oh nooo! D: hopefully that works out okay, but sorry you're having to deal with it
 bubba0077: I just wish the Bezos Bucks would auto-renew
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 Laogeodritt: @sarah_serinde inflatable hammer sounds like an excellent idea x3
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 Cinominn: lookit all dem blocks they dont need to mine
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 GredGredmansson: what friends
 Sorator13: the limit does not exist
  Sarah_Serinde: @Laogeodritt Some bigger larp-safe thing would be more fun but a lot harder to fit into luggage
  Jeffrey Hayes: Oh wait, you said *name*, not handle.
the_phantom_game_player: Horray gold
 MommaGart: 100 #teamold thank you for the gold kind stranger!
 fastlane250: meme tools
 Fanklok: So what about a let's say, Unbreaking X gold pick
phoenixfeather14: Inflatable hammer with a squeaker in it would be perfect
  Juliamon: FarleyF Each section has its own calendar entry specifically for that reason
 measureofhope: butter spoon time
  SmithKurosaki: @Laogeodritt Indeed
 betweenmyself: There are no friends on chunk punching; merely amusingly flammable opponents
 Sibwow: james if you lower the bit threshold to 1 ill send my single bit to teamold
 PharaohBender27: 999 #TeamNew
malc: oh no lol
  Sarah_Serinde: @phoenixfeather14 Okay yes, squeaker makes it better
Angreed66: Gold is also a trap because the time to craft/smelt is more than the time saved from the speedy mining
 DigitalSeahorse: Alex still mute
Halinn: Can't stay for the finish, gotta sleep. Good luck Team New
 Favre_the_Undead: there are some set seed speedruns where they use gold tools
  PharaohBender27: Testing
  The Sound Of White Noise: Butter!
  Sarah_Serinde: Beautiful
 RandomTrivia: PERFECTION
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
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saweeks: Snerge
 GredGredmansson: you fool you're giving serge anonymity
 RandomTrivia: HOLY SHIT
  Sarah_Serinde: Amazing
the_phantom_game_player: He looks so handsom
 Mr_Horrible: I see no difference
 KeytarCat: Oh I see the bane, what was this round's boon?
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
ShifuDaxiongmao: is that pre-coffee serge?
NotARealAccountDotCom: GOTTEM
 margieargie: Serge is a football fan angry at the team's management
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 RandomTrivia: jlrrPongChamp
  Sarah_Serinde: Serge why are you so terrible at minigolf
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 RandomTrivia: sergePongchamp
 Suffix: bravo.
 RandomTrivia: sergePongChamp
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 75 months, currently on a 75 month streak!
 TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Wow, that's a long time.
 FarleyF: Serge Cosplaying at Snerge
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 Dread_Pirate_Westley: I'm not sure that counts as "voluntary."
MungoDude: 
 Mr_Horrible: that scorecard is why his face is like that
 Mr_Horrible: with a straw
 CaptainSpam: So very, very terrible at golf.  Just... SO bad.
 RandomTrivia:  
 Fanklok: Skill issue Serge
 RatherLargeToad: The Bombastic Bag-Man!
 NeoOfTheDark: Sounds like a "you" problem, Serge
thedepthandbreadthofseth: is there more story to the golf score carrd?
 mercano82: use the square hole
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flyman347: whoa
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aeon_novachrono: i cannot believe we get to see werge
  Sarah_Serinde: Alex no
  Juliamon: coffee with a paper straw *shudders*
 DigitalSeahorse: nope
malc: 
 Sorator13: ALEX
 margieargie: 
 Dumori:  
 BrowneePoints: Alex you sounded just like Jennifer Coolidge for 2 seconds
 Lord_Hosk: ALEX!
Angreed66: that's the neat part this is how you stop
 RandomTrivia: ALEX NO
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/DullSleepyGaurKappaClaus-vBDj7q-LFz56tsxX
 Driosenth: the call of the void
 CaptainSpam: ALEX WHAT IN THE BUS
 Saintnex: Alex pls 
 damn_i_am_pretty: #alexno
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 EJGRgunner: the full Heathers
 Fruan: This kills the Serge
 DoctorHutch: what kills people alex
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/CalmCrunchyCroquetteRedCoat-SL7Rc-EFDJtSGGN1
 stormcooper256: bastard is a weird way to say murderer
 LiveFaust: Intrusive thoughts for 1000.
phoenixfeather14: ALEX NO!
 itomeshi: please don't murder Serge?
evilspoons983: Alex, those are inside thoughts
 Goorguy: So I voted Alex as the person who would kill Paul and I feel vindicated
Snouut subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 2 months, currently on a 1 month streak!
Snouut: James I love your watch it looks awesome!
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 Sorator13: also: what is the minigolf scorecard a reference to?
charlietrotter123: 100
 tehfewl: alex thats murder
 Mr_Horrible: The Void sure is calling a lot today
 Dumori: Alex friendly Murder today eh
 Mr_Horrible: eating up daytime minutes
the_phantom_game_player: I want to see that picture
 TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: 1000 #teamnew My last bits! Go Team New!
 FarleyF: Serges new twitter avatar
 stormcooper256: but AAALLLLEEEXXX that kiiiiiiillllls people
 Sunidesus: Yay! I finally have a break and can enjoy some PAC!
 FarleyF: or new Discord avatar
Capt_clown subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 35 months!
 Capt_clown:   
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thedepthandbreadthofseth: able to explain the scorecard bit?
 Mr_Horrible: what in the actual hell, Serge 
 Sorator13: @Sunidesus The shenanigans are strong today
ShifuDaxiongmao: could always go up and knock serge into hole 
 JusticeJuice: 500   #teamnew
 NotCainNorAbel: 4000  #teamnew
  Sarah_Serinde: 
GazzyInferno: karma
 RandomTrivia: 
 Sorator13: 
aeon_novachrono: hahahha
Octagone subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 6 months!
Octagone: !teamold
 Sorator13: drive-through penalty!
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 Sunidesus: @Sorator13 I look forward to being able to go back and watch the whole thing!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: anyone able to explain
 DiscordianTokkan: 
  Juliamon: The scorecard is courtesy of mtvcdm who played the course
the_phantom_game_player: 
 GredGredmansson: of course the second anonymity is ripped for serge he reverts
 BrowneePoints: I cannot believe Overwatch is doing a Transformers Crossover
Aenir798: Really looking forward to the result of these Alex noises
  Juliamon: And then gave it to James, with the rules that anyone who accepts it is now the person who played the course
 BrowneePoints: also speaking of Overwatch that Concord game has been fun!
northivanastan subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 4 months!
northivanastan: shoutout to goat mcgoatface
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ShifuDaxiongmao: Come on TeamNew, we need to strike back 
 FarleyF: oh no we can hear the texta
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/BusyDullWheelNerfBlueBlaster-GAgo9Uql2sZ3H5Ur
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 AriaDreamGirl: I've been watching you since before I was a girl   
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 DigitalSeahorse: drawing sounds  
 DigitalSeahorse: hehehheh
 Tangsm: Serge is an Amongus
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 SmithKurosaki: @PharaohBender27 Success!
gamefreak3072: my EDSC sleeves just shipped!!
 TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Lord Bag Face!
 TheNerdWonder: Lord Binserge?
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 niccus: lord binface???
aeon_novachrono: castle crashers serge
  Sarah_Serinde: Perfect
 Brozard: budget Blasphemous cosplay
sfn____: So practical!
 MrsLlante: New Badge Who Dis?
Days_one: Drinking from the ear
 LowUpsideCJ: How dare serge say chat smells
 62MGcobra: Draw some eyes up there
the_phantom_game_player: The Bag of chunk punching
 FarleyF: ok THATS the new Discord Avatar
 finestotter: Serge how could you sayy that?!
malc: rude
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 RandomTrivia: 
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 Snouut: Serge thats so rude
 RandomTrivia: How rude
ladylinzington subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 51 months!
 Tangsm: Wow. Serge. Wow.
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nova_plushie: im come back and serge was saced?
 Dog_of_Myth: Rude
  Sarah_Serinde: Wow Serge that's so mean
excalgold: laughed loudly when the camera panned over
 Suffix: Wow, Serge.
 FarleyF: Someone get the Gopro
 public_key_reveal_party: Very rude serge
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Aenir798: Why would Serge say that
NotARealAccountDotCom: Wow Serge
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/SassyStylishHornetCorgiDerp-rerQlgOvjkVkp8CF
WriterRaven: Don't be rude, Serge.
 micalovits: Snerge is rude
 RandomTrivia: The eyebrows are excellent
Aenir798: SERGE
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/StylishRepleteHumanKappaWealth-_O8vjDHHaWUZQYcm
 Sunidesus: Serge!
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahahah
 RandomTrivia: SERGE
 DigitalSeahorse:    how dare!
  Juliamon: Serge you can't say that
 public_key_reveal_party: Serge!
 Sorator13: SERGE
irreleverent: Serge is flaming us. Time to cancel him
 pn55: 
  mtvcdm: So who holds the cursed scorecard ATM?
 GredGredmansson: SERGE RUDE
 l0gin4me: 
nova_plushie: Tighter
 Snouut: surely thats against TOS
 KaleidoscopeMind: phrasing?
 Mr_Horrible: "Can you somehow make it tighter?"    
 jacqui_lantern234: SERGE YAGER
 measureofhope: SERGE PHRASING
 FarleyF: Someone please quote that one
phoenixfeather14: 
 LiveFaust: Littering AAAAND... littering AAAAND... littering AAAAND....
 ClodiumSoride: Someone add that to the quote database?
 RatherLargeToad: “Tighter, James, tighter”
 RandomTrivia: 
Sylenctone subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 118 months, currently on a 118 month streak!
 Sylenctone: woo
 dumbo3k: @mtvcdm Serge got it with his new mask
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 boredman42: 5000 #teamnew
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 ofstrife: teeth
 gualdhar: this minecraft hole surely isn't TOS safe
 RandomTrivia: That's the plan!
 DoctorHutch: microphone in fact not out of range
nova_plushie: is mic is not out or range
 GredGredmansson: !findquote horror
  LRRbot: Quote #8287: "We're not really here for points, we're here for horror." —Heather [2022-10-22]
MungoDude: we're gonna need a gold pick soon
malc: villager?
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: How is that different from any other stream?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: human sergipede?
 HorusFive: Oh good- Serge Boddy Pillow back in stock?
spikefeederalex: Serge body horror seems like a great genre
 Mr_Horrible: The Caffeinated Thing
 DiscordianTokkan: oh my GOD
 Diabore: 9 minutes left
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/AdventurousSparklingScallionDerp-5_kz_tNkR0xzmCoa
 FarleyF: David Cronenberg approves
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 damn_i_am_pretty: god damn it Serge
 Dog_of_Myth: SERGE
 NeoOfTheDark: Wanna take that again, serge?!
 public_key_reveal_party: Serge!?
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/HumbleObeseWrenBlargNaut-wkQKAiqlO8er-N8C
 jacqui_lantern234: GDI SERGE
  amative1: oh that's a fun sound
malc: hahahah
 PharaohBender27: Oh SHIT
 PharaohBender27: RAIDERS
excalgold: Serge will be playing the role of 'Sir Serge of Coffeeton'
gamefreak3072: Oh I haven't looked in a while I love doodle surge
 Snouut: 5000 not 500 james!
 DiscordianTokkan: The WINDOW!
 josh___something: 
  Sarah_Serinde:  amazing
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 PharaohBender27: You need milk!
 BrowneePoints: THW WALLS!
 Mr_Horrible: incredible
 FarleyF: ok THAT's going in the quote database
 Tangsm: Windows! your one weakness!
 margieargie: Got pillaged
the_phantom_game_player: Hide Serge's dirty hole
NimrodXIV: raid raid raid raid
 fastlane250: free pants
  Sarah_Serinde: "close the door!" *closes door, gets shot through window*
TheAinMAP: 
ShifuDaxiongmao: Paul, spawn a villager 
aeon_novachrono: https://clips.twitch.tv/UnusualSuaveWrenchBatChest-Tzcy3GuhKSibDfdD
 margieargie: Now go visit a village!
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/DrabPoliteLatteJKanStyle-8XdTPmd85Oo_aQNL
  mtvcdm: I think I've done something real good with that scorecard. I had just forgotten to throw it away.
 CaptainSpam: Now, all we need is a village...
  Juliamon: Fortunately they shouldn't end up near a village any time soon.
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 tidehollowcat: I was laughing so hard my throat hurt
excalgold: Knock Knock open up the door....IT'S NOT BEEJ!
 forcedreject: The only dirty hole here is Serge's mouth
Jepardil: Serge looking like a craftstore Ned Kelly
 Sorator13: @forcedreject 
 Mr_Horrible: oh god
 LiveFaust: Terrible night for a curse...
 DigitalSeahorse: 
  mtvcdm: I could imagine.
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 RandomTrivia: oh no
 Texan_Reverend: Range merch is pretty much always cursed.
nova_plushie: i recently rewatched that gvlog
 Mr_Horrible: they typically are populated by people that are either incredibly chill or incredibly not
 RealGamerCow: Welcome to America
 fastlane250: Interrupting the "Worst T-shirt" contest
 melegaunt_: Welcome to Amerikkka! 
 PharaohBender27: Oh hey, @mtvcdm ! How's your visit to Victoria going?
 malfnord: I feel like "went to that shooting range in Vegas" was your first mistake.
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 Mr_Horrible: those are the 2 strata of gun likers I've met
 kaziel0: Closing in on 300k bits... let's go! 
 Laserbeaks_Fury: I think both sides should get the same amount of iron, i mean ferrous fair
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ShifuDaxiongmao: get your bits in, donate to #teamnew or #teamnew 
 steelfox13: Racism? In an American gun shop.... Noooooo
JDMan94: Oh... there is light coming out of graham's hole. That's not goof
JDMan94: Or good
  Texan_Reverend: Thanks! @Dog_of_Myth
 RandomTrivia: Depth-wise, we're a little over halfway to the bottom of the chunk. Time-wise, probably a little under halfway. (depending on obsidian)
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Mr_Horrible: Alex is anticipating the Beej Fallout
 kimmiekoneko: oh good i went away for a bit and serge is now wearing a paper hat
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 JadedCynic: Shady Sands Shuffle
 FarleyF: Hey Avi can you please make those skins available in Discord if you haven't already
 RandomTrivia: 
 Lord_Hosk: Stop Stealing my bit
 fastlane250:   
 Lord_Hosk: never mind
 margieargie: I'm getting the feeling this challenge is gonna go over time
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Spades_Slicc: Make PaC great again
Izandai: ough
dabudder: something something topical humour
 jacqui_lantern234: HOLY SHIT G
 RandomTrivia: Serge is paying for it with his sanity
 aesir_blade: why do we build the wall, my children, my children
the_phantom_game_player: 
Cptasparagus: shots fired 
irreleverent: No hold on that's too real
  mtvcdm: @pharaohbender27 well! Back in the friend zone now after a tourism and a dinner. (Went to Curry Club.)
 josh___something: GRAHAM STARK
 forcedreject: Man those hit different during an election year
  SmithKurosaki: Serge is now taking aestethic based psychic damage
irreleverent: At least you don't have to live here
 melegaunt_: we build the wall to keep us free!
 FarleyF: Wheres the Cask though - Wheres the Cask
 malfnord: Too real G
 LordKinkade: i just had abdominal surgery and all this laughing hurts
 PharaohBender27: 1065 #TeamNew
 HorusFive: Actual warfare
 GredGredmansson: RUDE
 MommaGart: she smelt on my chunk till i ingot
  Foxmar320: PVP on I guess
 Mr_Horrible: hey wait a second
 Fanklok: God I hope team new gets a lava source block and puts obsidian on top of the other ladder
 Sorator13: where is Sarah when we need her
 DigitalSeahorse:  
ShifuDaxiongmao: Juuudge.. XD
 TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Rude!
 HorusFive: Shots Fired
 Dumori: Perfectly in the rules
 jacqui_lantern234: SURELY thats a rules violation
 Favre_the_Undead: tea mold!
 NeoOfTheDark: Can we get a rules call there?
 RandomTrivia: 
 Dumori: not in the chunk
  amative1: 
 Sunidesus: 500 #teamold
 Mr_Horrible: Paul's just checking the ratings
 margieargie: Is there a rule against combat?  I don't think there is
 DoubleNterprises: 
 GredGredmansson: Paul: "I'll allow it"
  Sarah_Serinde: @Sorator13 Look I can only do so much from here
jubale1: 
 PharaohBender27: I feel  might be biased . . .
 CaptainSpam: This IS Punch-A-Chunk, after all.
MungoDude: I believe you're only allowed to fire a bow out from the bottom of your own chunk
 Mr_Horrible: it's Recovery By Fire
malc: lmao
nova_plushie: paul please hive team new a gun
 Sorator13: @Sarah_Serinde yknow what, fair
 EikoandMog: 
 ofstrife: serge with the existential crisis
 Cinominn: yknow, laughter is the best medicine right?
 RandomTrivia: Bahahahaha
 fastlane250: james angy
 Gaelan_Maestro: punch on new team!
Spades_Slicc: Do we know where Serge was 2 days ago?
 Alas_Babylon: np: Tool - Schism
  mtvcdm: What DO we do around here exactly
 kaziel0: I feel like Serge became Snerge when Alex put the bag over his head.
 Mr_Horrible: 
 CaptainSpam: Wait, I thought James was the one who didn't care about this. LuL
 gooey_xylophone:  #TeaMold 
the_phantom_game_player: Get with the program Serge
 RandomTrivia: BAHAHAHAHA
 pn55: Serge pls...
  RayFK: Remember when James had a schedule? James remembers.
MungoDude: ity breaks it, but then the iron doesn't drop
jubale1: it removes iron
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: OK, 7/10 Minecraft knowledge.
 LordKinkade: Laughter provably not the best medicine
ShifuDaxiongmao: some day Serge will have advanced knowledge about this game 
 Creature_Comforts: the real funny thing is that Gold doesn’t break gold either
 josh___something: Gold is about the same strength as wood, IIRC
 BrowneePoints: it's a game of systems interacting
 Laogeodritt: Tbf nobody actually uses gold tools if not compelled to. Like by these rules. =V
 Mr_Horrible: and then there's 12 40-year-olds who play it and don't understand any of the mechanics 
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 Welbog: I made it
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 DigitalSeahorse: yup
nova_plushie: i think i played this game for a week
 Alas_Babylon: It is honestly very, very up there
 GredGredmansson: it got into Smash Bros
Angreed66: Gold not breaking iron is an argument for not having to use gold tools when iron is available.
 Omega_Lairon: 12 year olds heads have no room for learning. It's all subway surfers and fortnite and toilets or whatever
 BrowneePoints: It's the Best Sandbox overall period. and I really dislike Minecraft
 circusofkirkus: that it's boring as shit?
 Alas_Babylon: Yeah, it's maybe not the "best" game, but it is the best "game", if that makes sense
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 DrakoniteDev: well, tetris. but also this.
 Mr_Horrible: Serge startled by the parrot every time
aeon_novachrono: https://clips.twitch.tv/DeterminedRacyPoultryPRChase-WFc1m6O0WJaC6TFO
 DoubleNterprises: 
 Darleysam: it's absolutely a huge landmark in gaming
 LiveFaust: Thank you, Graham. 
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/HappyFunAubergineDancingBanana-Qfkvh11NbuvA7KLy
 BrowneePoints: It's Foundational
 kimmiekoneko: citizen kane has that table shot
 Welbog: Hello, friends, good evening.
nova_plushie: Serge catching so many strays
 PharaohBender27: Very influential
 geckoinasuit: one more sub to storm count 1k!
 mercano82: Given how much there is to do in this game, I hate to think what the QA regression testing plan looks like before a release.
 Fanklok: Serge deserves it
 Akaiatana: "Generic" in a good way
 Mr_Horrible: every film needs a Wakeup Bird
 forcedreject: I think "landmark" is general term for it
7gorobei: most significant
 saucemaster5000: Seminal, is the word I'd use for "Citizen Kane"
phoenixfeather14: Culturally significant
 BrowneePoints: It's Foundational/Seminal
 electric_claire: Citizen Kane is actually the first movie
 Laserbeaks_Fury: It's so unremarkable *now* because it changed the whole industry towards it
 betweenmyself: Citizen Kane allows for a surprising amount of divergent gameplay 
 LowUpsideCJ: Yeah but how many trains arrive
 GredGredmansson: Citizen Kane is the Dark Souls of movies (am i using that right)
 spawnofhastur: NES Tetris is insane because of the amount of new shit they keep finding in it
 LiveFaust: GOATizin Kane
 Alahmnat: the Apple of cinema
 Lord_Hosk: You won't believe these top 5 Citizen Cane facts.
 Alness49: It's the point where film started to stop being plays with a camera pointed at them
 Snouut: I missed the start of Punch-A-Chuck, can someone explain what theyre doing. TLDR?
 stevefromdetroit: for those reasons, you have been chopped
 NonUniqueGuy: It was probably the first movie to be named Citizen Cane.
 DigitalSeahorse: the medium is the message
 jacqui_lantern234: ok, but do you have the cane from Citizen Kane? 
 AutumnGold: beau is afraid is such a good weird movie
 Fruan: Insert story about Wells digging a hole in the studio floor to get the shot he wanted
 GredGredmansson: screaming goats?
 Mr_Horrible: Cori I'm upset I understand that reference
Red Shift Productions: Citizen Kane is a monumental film
 BrowneePoints: Orson Welles would if he could
 Tangsm: Add armadillos!
 saucemaster5000: Citizen Kane now with BEES!
 James_the_Dabbler: Wait what is going on with the copper
 NonUniqueGuy: @Snouut Digging holes.
 kimmiekoneko: i just watched orson welles' kafkas' the trial this week. best black & white movie i ever seen
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Mr_Horrible: "They're adding bees to Citizen Kane"
 CaptainSpam: Well, now you get to the case of George Lucas...
 Koshindan: Citizen Kane needs mods.
 PharaohBender27: Look James, Randolph Hearst made sure that would never happen
 Snouut: Citizen Kane Bedrock or Java?
 Darleysam: "rosebud" was the name of his diamond pickaxe
 LowUpsideCJ: James just became an AI company CEO
 DarkNacht: !badadvice
  LRRbot: School is not important.
LathosTiran: kane 1.20 makes the sledding hill taller
 aitsu100: James thats just Star Wars
  mtvcdm: Citizen Kane: Now with MORE BEES
 gnyrinn: The colour update to Citizen Kane was very janky.
 AriaDreamGirl: Citizen Cave
 UnkeptFlea: Citizen Kave
 DeM0nFiRe: Citizen Kaves And Kliffs Update
 Sibwow: the cliffs and canes update
 Iluvatardis: Citizen Kave
 mercano82: where are my Citizen Kane Lego tie-in sets.
 kimmiekoneko: citizen kane : bee update
 Octagone: !quote
  LRRbot: Quote #3565: "Is this a Libertarian simulator?" —Alex, referring to Minecraft [2016-10-20]
 Omega_Lairon: Citizen Kane Education Edition
 forcedreject: Oh there's a parallel to Citizen Kane and Minecraft, their original makers ended up being not great people
  Texan_Reverend: Personally, I put Metropolis up there for important, influential films. Though, it's main contribution is that basically all sci-fi media since then pulls ideas from it.
aeon_novachrono: and citizwen cane bedrock being objectively worse
 n__een_n: getting really into video games is the thing. i fell into a hole of romhacking super metroid a couple years ago and i have not managed to get out of it yet
blasterzero3: #TeamOld 10000 10000 5000
 damn_i_am_pretty: Citizen Kane 1.17 added turtles
 MommaGart: OH MY GOD
 Dog_of_Myth: WOW
 KiaStirling: 
 Mr_Horrible: "Those are old Cyber-Animals"
 nyxianillusion: woooo
gamefreak3072: Citizen Kane mobile
  Sarah_Serinde:  
 CaptainSpam: BOOM
 EikoandMog: HOLY BUS
 nyxianillusion: All hail team old
 DiscordianTokkan: yooooo
scuba_antney: Wow!!!
  amative1: HOW COULD YOU
Spades_Slicc: Graham minecraft doesn't have steel
FickleMuse: Yoooo
 PharaohBender27: Man, a lot of *old* money flowing in
 Welbog: Bus me
 josh___something: God DAMN
 Capt_clown: Remake it staring Billy Zane, it would be Citizen Zane
midnightcurryjazz: 300$ ; o
 DrakoniteDev: 
 BtEtta: Everyone thinking Star Wars and I'm just here lamenting that Fantasia never did the thing.
aeon_novachrono: damn
moltile: ooh
 Mr_Horrible: something darkly appropriate about so many bits coming out for TeamOld
 kaziel0:  
 damn_i_am_pretty: I'm disappointed, Serge doesn't deserve this
  mtvcdm: That's a clock extender
 Malkmaven1176: Wow
 Dog_of_Myth: Let's go chat #TeamNew
TheAinMAP: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Look, TeamNew has strong chances of winning, like, every other round, it's okay 
 EikoandMog: Team Boomer
 LiveFaust: You do that too reward "George Lucas is a genius"?
 Omega_Lairon: The one year! (worth of bits)
excalgold: @Capt_clown The Ghost who walks?
phoenixfeather14: glow lichen
  Sarah_Serinde: !boons
  LRRbot: Help decide the fate of your favourite competitor! Give bits using #teamOld (Serge, James) or #teamNew (Cori, Graham, Alex) and fun effects will happen every hour based on who's in the lead. (If you mention both teams in your message, your bits will be split between the two.) Team bit totals reset every hour.
 Fanklok: Damn people are throwing so much change at this race
 Tangsm: After what Serge said about chat?
 kaziel0: Over 300k bits for the day!
  Sarah_Serinde: It's glow lichen
 PharaohBender27: 24000  #TeamNew
  Sarah_Serinde: I think?
the_phantom_game_player: I love you Serge
 BrowneePoints: Cave Moss had a great Zoolander cameo
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I was gonna ask if RKO made Citizen Kane, and then I remembered there's "stock footage" in it of the Dinosaurs from King Kong.
 PharaohBender27: You forced my hand
  Sarah_Serinde: Dang PharaohBender27
 CaptainSpam: Frankly, I don't think either team deserves it after half the shenanigans they've both pulled... 
 Mr_Horrible: it's called Funkgus
TheAinMAP: 
 DigitalSeahorse:  gliken
  mtvcdm: Snipe!
 avi_miller: Holy Crap
 W_Livi: glow, lichen subscribe
  Juliamon: Fanklok PACs have historically been some of the highest bit-raising streams LRR does.
 jacqui_lantern234: @PharaohBender27 YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS
MungoDude: https://minecraft.wiki/w/Glow_Lichen
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Be sure to LICHEN subscribe
 HorusFive: Bender is my hero
  amative1: Do I need to get out the spreadsheet?
JDMan94: Lichen deez
 nyxianillusion: LORDY
 damn_i_am_pretty: there we go
 Mr_Horrible: serge deserves *that* 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Dog_of_Myth: Let's GOOOOO
 Welbog: Gottem
 Favre_the_Undead: tea mold!
 avi_miller: The last minute snipe
 Diabore: OLD GETS NOTHING
 PhoenixMelior: Lets go pharoah
 josh___something: DestROYED
 DoubleNterprises: 
grander_pastures: WAIT, WHY THE HYPE
nova_plushie: YEAH!!!
  Sarah_Serinde: !subathon
  LRRbot: Sub-a-Thon rules: Prime/standard Tier 1/Gift subs will add 1 minute each to the timer, Tier 2 subs add 2 minutes, and Tier 3 subs add 5 minutes. Bits also can be used: 400 Bits will add 1 minute, and multiples will count (ie. 800 Bits will add 2 minutes). Youtube contributions unfortunately do not count, but are nevertheless appreciated!
 AriaDreamGirl: Get outsniped!!
 Blackaddicus: gold
aeon_novachrono:     
 Alahmnat: Glichen is still the best Destiny exotic qquest
 James_the_Dabbler: Holy moly
  amative1: TIME
lyllithblackstar: 50
 jacqui_lantern234: OUT WITH THE OLD >:)
 measureofhope: 1000 #TeamOld
thebuzzstreams: Time for the bit rewards
moltile:             
ANeMzero: Blame James
 RandomTrivia: The sweep!
malc: what did JAMES do?
 Diabore: gonna be a team new clean sweep!
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Snouut: SERGE YOU SAID WE SMELL
  SmithKurosaki:  Pharoah
MungoDude: @grander_pastures thousands of bits
 Tangsm: Check the bag, Serge.
 Fruan: I'm starting to suspect that Team New will win every boon and still lose.
 PharaohBender27: I depleted so much of my bits reserve for that . . .
 RandomTrivia: SERGE
 Dog_of_Myth: Serge
 PhoenixMelior: Yeah sure blame JAMES
 Mr_Horrible: oh you know, the usual, Serge
 RandomTrivia: YOU DID THIS
NotARealAccountDotCom: #BlameJames
 margieargie: (Seriously, it gets boring if one team ALWAYS wins that)
 spawnofhastur: Pharoah bending would have made that cartoon much more interesting.
 KaleidoscopeMind: serge
 TotallyNotaBeholder: Yes, what did James do
 CommiePuddin: It's like Desert Bus but we get to take care of the people we love directly!
 GredGredmansson: 
 jaric93: #TeamNew 2000
 malfnord: The wages of sin are goat, Serge
 SkiaSymphonia: you dont need a reason to cheer for the underdogs
grander_pastures: Woooah
 measureofhope: Dammit, just missed
  Sarah_Serinde: I know he's doing this on purpose but it's still painful 
 josh___something: Yep, what did JAMES do XD
 LiveFaust: He spoke in favor of Star Wars remakes.
ShifuDaxiongmao: "You don't want to make PharaohBender27 angry. This is what happens when you anger PharaohBender27" 
 RandomTrivia: GOTTEM!
  StarWarsTHX1138: gg @PharaohBender27
 nyxianillusion: James just can't win
  amative1: @LoadingReadyRun Paul, can you administer an IRL bane against Serge specifically?
 TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Off to an early loss
 DigitalSeahorse: you just said it just noe
SeismicLawns: 24k is a full hour of bits, right?
 Mr_Horrible: that's a 10% right there, brother
  mtvcdm: You willingly accepted this Serge
  Sarah_Serinde: Please do break it James
malc: James "break fast" Turner
 NeoOfTheDark: 69 #teamnew And every little bit helps!
 TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Can we distract James into breaking the pick?
  Sarah_Serinde: !mcrules
  LRRbot: Basic rules: you may only dig one layer at a time, using only resources found in your chunk, and you must be using the best possible pickaxe/shovel available to you. For comprehensive rules: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Wnqq3jFqotJNLU57Ge70g6dwsiFbBEw82Gwp8Vr4rEM/edit?usp=sharing
 MommaGart: it's technically optimal not to break them
Angreed66: Well it does mean more iron efficiency
coolbond: To be fair James is James
 MommaGart: technically
 Omega_Lairon: "Puncha chunk... out of your tools"
 GredGredmansson: we're finally talking about that
  PharaohBender27: I . . . am going to have to replenish my bits reserves :p
Angreed66: Cowards live
  mtvcdm: Old is almost 100 blocks ahead anyway
 spawnofhastur: bat fruebds
TheSuperDoubleG: Mined Craft
 gsyhiap: 69 #TeamOld
 Alahmnat: OMG
  Sarah_Serinde: @mtvcdm That means New has been catching up
 RandomTrivia: WOAH
 RandomTrivia: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Woah
 Welbog: Broke the meta
 PharaohBender27: Oooooh
 DigitalSeahorse:   
  Sarah_Serinde: Nice
MungoDude: hot dang
 AriaDreamGirl: Holy schmoly
nova_plushie: PAUL. you mad man!
 RandomTrivia: AMAZING
 raulghoulia: the X3
ShifuDaxiongmao: I hear TeamOld likes Blazes
 kaziel0: Woooooooowwwwww!
 avi_miller: That seems like a real boon
Simon Laberge just became a member!
 Diabore: i was wondering about that laptop
 Mr_Horrible: the Punch-Punch-a-Chunk
 Fruan: multiball!
  amative1: Ladder burn
 Sibwow: one hand each
 DigitalSeahorse: will we get an extra camera?
thebuzzstreams: Ruuude!
 RandomTrivia: 
 Fruan: Every block?
 steelfox13: James is mouse and Serge is keyboard
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 0x6772: Not one on mouse and one on keyboard? Maybe for later?
 Sunidesus: wow, Paul is mean
 Mr_Horrible: HOT SEAT HOT SEAT
 circusofkirkus: make one choose keyboard and the other gets mouse
 Snouut: PAUL WOKE UP AND CHOSE VIOLENCE TODAY
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 josh___something: Make james control the movement 
 Saintnex: right time to move that chair out of here lol
 Alas_Babylon: Yeah, I was gonna say, one gets keyboard one gets mouse
 EikoandMog: I have a better one. Make one use the mouse and the other use the keyboard.
 RandomTrivia: I was half-expecting 2 players 1 controller but that is EVIL
 Jillexie: Paul is letting his power get to his head
 Iluvatardis: Thank you Paul!
 Driosenth: why not have Serge keyboard and James Mouse
drawnbinary: i was expecting them to have to Octodad the controls
 Diabore: i have an alternate bane, one on mouse oe on keyboard for 10 minutes
 JRandomHacker: @Snouut But it's violence delivered with a very calm and soothing voice
ShifuDaxiongmao: Graham, prepare tools!! 
Desruprot: oh an Asus, the laptop I am on right now is also an Asus
 Mr_Horrible: I enjoy that these events give Paul a chance to really exercise his chaotic side
 emberBecky: @Diabore that's what I thought he was gonna say! 
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Robert Wallis: the bits! the bits! the bits!
 hvhTim: THEYRE IN THE LEAD
 Mr_Horrible: he's a very creative fellow
 Snouut: @JRandomHacker Of course, the most desirable kind. ASMR Violence you could call it.
Scarbble: i'm seconding 1 keyboard 1 mouse for what it's worth
  mtvcdm: Lead change
 fastlane250: So why don't you slide?
 LiveFaust: Um, I believe the mean "HACKER VOICE Alex is in."
ShifuDaxiongmao: also, you can ride 2 down in a boat 
  Sarah_Serinde: ""somebody""
  TStodden: Just let Serge control the keyboard & James controls the mouse
 RandomTrivia: 
MungoDude: finally, teamwork
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 hvhTim: @TStodden THIS
 Snouut: @TStodden ^
misterrootbeer: don't for get to set spawn for the new players
 geckoinasuit: serge controlling keyboard sounds like chaos
 RandomTrivia: Paul live-routing the internal feeds
 LiveFaust: Remote KVM switch?  
 RandomTrivia: I assume Moonbase Mk VI has tie lines everywhere
FlargBlarg: just came back after a bit and wow, it's so close!!
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 thmanwithnoname: 99!?!
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  mtvcdm: Lrrbot, what should Team Old do?
the_phantom_game_player: Are the goats ok?
MungoDude: 1001 storm count woohoo
  mtvcdm: !advice
  LRRbot: Slap that Pukwudgie!
 Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun alternative bane for now or next time, serge on keyboard and james on mouse for 10 minutes
ShifuDaxiongmao: @the_phantom_game_player they're off spelunking
 DigitalSeahorse: goats are fine
 DigitalSeahorse:  
the_phantom_game_player: @ShifuDaxiongmao Nice
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @thmanwithnoname that's a lotta babbies.
 RandomTrivia: Absolutely love triple-team as the boon
 Snouut: seemless transition
 LiveFaust: Get a chess clock for them tagging out. 
 Diabore: wait is alex op?
 MTGRanger: is alex in creative?
 DigitalSeahorse: yes aim at the same bricks
 JRandomHacker: @LiveFaust Every game is improved by adding a chess clock - particularly Jenga
 MTGRanger: He is breaking blocks *very fast*
 RandomTrivia: Does Alex have diamond?!
 Welbog: 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Dumori: @RandomTrivia just iron vs stone
 Tandtroll_OG: Is Alex in creative?
 Heckhoundbolt: alex might be creative
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 Saintnex: Ah, hes on creative
 DiscordianTokkan: \[T]/
 Alahmnat: Alex has ascended
 micalovits: All Haill Alex!
 Diabore: ok he fixed it
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 CaffeinatedLemur: 125th for the subs
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  amative1: he was in Creative mode
Bagline: Switching every 30 seconds, It's like a WoW raid.
 RandomTrivia: Yeah that's the speed I was expecting 
thekumquatking: 
theamc2000: oh
 RandomTrivia: 
 DigitalSeahorse: oh good mic is on
 Snouut: Good noticing chat!
 Sorator13: green is not a creative color 🎵
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 WanderingWinder:   
 DigitalSeahorse: 
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 MarkovDescendant: Sorry, late tot the party. What are they doing?
excalgold: oh i love Alex's minecraft skin
 GredGredmansson: 
 FarleyF: Speaking of Creative Alex be sure to check out Spaceshipping - Alex's Webcomic series
 RandomTrivia: OH NO#
thebuzzstreams: @MarkovDescendant Punch a chunk, currently teams
 Alahmnat: he must have mined it in creative
malc: mined in creative?
 geckoinasuit: oh no did he mine it in creative
 MTGRanger: @markovdescendant team punch a chunk
 NonUniqueGuy: Iron Gibbo
 RandomTrivia: Alex mined it in creative
JDMan94: Yeahhhh
ShifuDaxiongmao: he does not have if he mined as creative
MungoDude: if he mined iron with creative, it wouldnt drop
 Heckhoundbolt: he as in creative
 Saintnex: Oh, Alex broke it in creative, so its just gone
 RandomTrivia: That went AWAY
malc: lmao
 PharaohBender27: 
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
Magnifisquatch: I dont suppose Glurp has been played and I missed it?
JDMan94: He was in creative
 PharaohBender27: D:
  mtvcdm: Oh nooooo
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Diabore: @MarkovDescendant bane: serge and james have to swap every 30 seconds, boon: all 3 of team new can mine
 Akaiatana: The irony
keely_lionheart: nooo
thekumquatking: RIP
 RandomTrivia: Oh that is a HUGE loss
irreleverent: 3 v 1 sems kinda heinous
  SmithKurosaki: F
 Dumori: Oooof but fair
aeon_novachrono: ooof
 Welbog: F
 RandomTrivia: Now THAT is iron pick
 Forgebold: F
  mtvcdm: Forbidden tech
 DigitalSeahorse: the irony
TheAinMAP:  
 GredGredmansson: well there's the karma
 TheMandrew: @Magnifisquatch glurp is later in the week
 DeM0nFiRe: 
Tz_BG: Because Serge blew the lead. When I logged in. old was ahead by 220 blocks and was only ahead by 50 when the boon started
 FarleyF: OH YEAH - Koolaid through the wall
 Dumori: @irreleverent it's a 10min penalty
 jacqui_lantern234: wait WHO lost iron?!
 KaleidoscopeMind: dont you have walkie talkies
EvilBadman: Ah the true irony
  SmithKurosaki: @jacqui_lantern234 Alex
 HorusFive: Surprised one of the TeamNew folks isn't just up messing with Serge's base/bed
 DoubleNterprises: The stinger for the Subathon is gonna be a video parody of "Ironic" called "IronPick"
irreleverent: @Dumori 10 minutes is a long time to have triple action economy lol
phoenixfeather14: Alex mined an iron block in creative
 Tandtroll_OG: Cori might be in creative too
 jacqui_lantern234: @SmithKurosaki OH NO D:
 RandomTrivia: It's basically equivalent to freezing Team Old for 20 minutes
 Tandtroll_OG: Oh nvm
 jacqui_lantern234: A B C - Always Blame Serge
 SnackPak_: just got back from dinner, who won the last bit war?
 tanshala: think that is a fair trade alex had a bit of fast mining but at the cost  of some iron
 Alahmnat: can we hear Alex's audio, just to really throw everyone off?
 RandomTrivia: @SnackPak_ Team New
 Snouut: James your watch is lovely, may you share the brand?
 Welbog: @SnackPak_ Chat won
  mtvcdm: New's lead nearing 300 blocks.
 MarkovDescendant: So they're just digging a hole?
  mtvcdm: Sure are
 JadedCynic: @MarkovDescendant yep, but with rules
  Juliamon: Layer by layer.
 micalovits: A square hole!
 Welbog: You ever just... dig a hole?
arangomati: Emosesual
 Alahmnat: eeyup
 Snouut: the real winner here is content
ShifuDaxiongmao: "just" 
 MooCowofDom: A specific hole
  amative1: specifically, TWO holes
 Marvoleath: !rules
 Alahmnat: a specific hole with very specific rules
 RAICx: !point
  LRRbot: If you came here hoping for there to be a point to this, I have bad news for you.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Welbog all the time, my dude.
Desruprot: you know when you dig a hole and people just naturally want to help
 JadedCynic: @Snouut yep; whomever loses, chat wins 
 Alahmnat: good call, LRRBot
  Sarah_Serinde: !mcrules
  LRRbot: Basic rules: you may only dig one layer at a time, using only resources found in your chunk, and you must be using the best possible pickaxe/shovel available to you. For comprehensive rules: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Wnqq3jFqotJNLU57Ge70g6dwsiFbBEw82Gwp8Vr4rEM/edit?usp=sharing
MungoDude: what the heck am Alex does?
 Snouut: Mining away, I dont know what to mine, i'll mine it anyway
 jacqui_lantern234: and then SERGE came in here and ruined it 
Lobo_Apache: @MungoDude his best
 avi_miller: Alex up there making things interesting
MungoDude: fair
 Snouut: @JadedCynic Chat always wins 
 Viewers_Like_You: @MungoDude yes
 CaptainSpam: Serge worked VERY HARD to mess everything up on top there.
neveth: @MungoDude punching chunk
 PharaohBender27: OK, based on the Google doc, that's just an Erika thing
 MarkovDescendant: Interesting. The only time I've really seen anything in Minecraft is when they showed off the houses fans created for Betrayal Legacy.
 as_ever_ellesandra: this sets a dangerous precedent for the next standardized punch a chunk
Desruprot: Punch-a-chunk is at least weekly on the channel
 geckoinasuit: 
 geckoinasuit: agh it didn't work
 Fanklok: Using nothing but a Witch some String and a Boat, Paul fashioned a boat
 LiveFaust:  ZOMBIE JAMBOREE.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 CaptainSpam: What's in yo heeeeeeeead in you heeeeeeead
 Diabore: @as_ever_ellesandra this is a special event punch a chunk at least
 PharaohBender27: 
 Snouut: I just love the rule "You are not required to combine low durability tools, but if you don’t you’re a coward."
 jacqui_lantern234: ALEX YES 
 SnackPak_: go Alex
 MTGRanger: Alex doing guerilla warfare is very on brand
 GredGredmansson: that's how you guys lost your lead in the first place
 DigitalSeahorse:  
  Sarah_Serinde: Serge 
 ofstrife: SERGE
 Diabore: serge...
NotARealAccountDotCom: Serge...
 LiveFaust: Alex gonna Alex.
  mtvcdm: Serge
 HorusFive: We can neither confirm nor deny the existence of anyone named Alex  in your base
WriterRaven: You wanna take that one again, Serge?
ShifuDaxiongmao: "running interference"
 Mr_Horrible: that's how a camp usually works, yeah
phoenixfeather14: Serge, phrasing
 Alahmnat: Serge I am begging you phrasing
Lobo_Apache: Iron... Clad
irreleverent: 2 miners and 1 screwing
 GredGredmansson: because when it was Alex's turn he didn't spend nearly enough time actually mining
 RubikDarkwill: What did you expect from Alex XD
 Marvoleath: Alex was in a naughty mood today so far 
 Alness49: Alex is what we call a "force multiplier"
Chesul: I love that as the years go by Serge keeps revealing more and more how he was always a TeamChAos agent who had infiltrated TeamOrder.
ShifuDaxiongmao: There is no Alex here *waves hands in front of Pauls face*
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 lagrangeisbae: Lucky 7
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 ofstrife: serge: "and we'll come from behind again!"
 Diabore: swap
nova_plushie: yeah. try harder team old
 Snouut: depends if serge screws up again and calls us smelly
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/ConfidentVenomousBeaverCmonBruh-YHZ7rA2vjnT3Gqpj
  amative1: they're still like 40 iron mined to TeamOld's 85
AquariumPrime: would sub if I could
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 terrence_too: I love that the weird game LRR invented now has a Harlem GlobeTrotters equivalent....
 Diabore: is it every minute now?
 SFSMaus:   
 Welbog: How often are the bits tallied?
 Snouut: "are you still keeping your eye on----" "GOOO"
 LiveFaust: You know, I'd LOVE a Stream Highlights supercut of Serge "phrasing" bits.
 RandomTrivia: Oh, like Jer and Wheeler standing in a corridor discussing Among Us strats before getting double-teamed by the impostors 
 jacqui_lantern234: @PharaohBender27 thank you for this XD
Chesul: @Welbog Every hour.
 MooCowofDom: It feels like this isn't hurting team Old at all, maybe they should always switch this often...
  TStodden: @Welbog hourly for this...  Next one @ 6:30 pm Moonbase Time
ShifuDaxiongmao: Remember to tell alex and cori to drop any iron tools to you, graham
 Welbog: @Chesul Thank you
midnightcurryjazz: james is cannonical right
 circusofkirkus: give your tools back cori
 Fanklok: Serge you put inventory on I you're not allowed to call any choices weird
 Akaiatana: Did the extra two drop their picks?
Spades_Slicc: Why is the veteran ui so much smaller?
 Heckhoundbolt: they took the tools
 TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: I can't wait to see what Alex has done.
the_phantom_game_player: Cori?
Angreed66: @Fanklok I makes more sense than e
 CaptainSpam: They've all been DOING THEIR JOBS, Alex. 
 PharaohBender27: OK, need to leave for a bit for dinner with folks. Interested to see the status in an hour or so.
malc: haha
 SnackPak_: bless, Alex
 RandomTrivia: WHAT
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 GredGredmansson: hey alex cori where are the tools that you totally left for graham
 RandomTrivia: HOLY SHIT ALEX
 DiscordianTokkan: Parkouuuuuur
 Sunidesus: HUH
  amative1: wait how are the beds still there
 TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Perfect Alex
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Alahmnat: he was totally just mining
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I think he means alex-gations.
 KaleidoscopeMind: he was digging
 Sunidesus: whoops, didn't mean to shout that
 62MGcobra: @LoadingReadyRun they can turn off the HUD *wink wink
mjiig: You did ask him to mine...
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 Fanklok: @Angreed66 FALSE, E is an easily accesible key. I is on the other side of the keyboard in no man's land
 RandomTrivia: The sign 
 LiveFaust: @spades_slicc it's not uncommon for one's UI to shrink as one ages.
 northos: @amative1 beds don't attach to blocks, so if you mine out below them they just float
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 GredGredmansson: wait is it legal to mine outside of the chunk like that
iarethel0ser: Alex was indeed punching a chunk.  Instructions followed to the letter.
the_phantom_game_player: Doodie caca indeed
 RandomTrivia: @GredGredmansson Pfffft, legality has no bearing on this contest any more
 Snouut: OVER 1000 SUBS LETS GOOO
 northos: @GredGredmansson I think we're a bit past the question of "is it legal" 
  amative1: @northos not sure why I thought they did
  Sarah_Serinde: @GredGredmansson Technically no but today is 
ShifuDaxiongmao: should've made it even more parkour 
 TeaBread_: only team old has to follow the rules :3
 northos: @amative1 they may have done so in the past? don't remember for sure
 DoubleNterprises: When we all fall asleep, where do we go?  Stinky PooPoo Land apparently
 Snouut: 1000 subs hype 
  Juliamon: You also don't need to be *on top* of the bed to use it.
 DigitalSeahorse:  
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 SoldieroFortune: Was saving this one for today
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 RandomTrivia: 
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 SFSMaus: Subathon? I think I might!
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 RandomTrivia: Passenger seat boat riding
 Akaiatana: Why not boats of them?
 LiveFaust: Bob? Bob Abouey?
 Jillexie: Laz-oo-lie
 tanshala: well the main player did not mine outside the chunk
  amative1: oh hey, mineshaft
 RandomTrivia: Oh that's a full ravine
epsilon_vee: ^
 fastlane250: lapispalooza
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 Snouut: 270
 Diabore: serge thats 270
 Heckhoundbolt: off by a lot
 Snouut: now its going down
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Math again, Serge. It's after 11.
 theevermist: serge please
  amative1: 270 behind/ahead
 MacbethSeemsSus: Off by 100
 Viewers_Like_You: Off by one (hundred)
 micalovits: Off by 1(00)
 gsyhiap: off by 100, Serge
Lobo_Apache: off by 100
thedepthandbreadthofseth: off by one there, serge
 as_ever_ellesandra: off by 1
 RandomTrivia:  Hundred
malc: Alex was mining...just not in the right chunk
Tz_BG: Off by one hundred
 as_ever_ellesandra: hundred
 TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Serge doing math
 Snouut: MATH IS FOR BLOCKERS CHAT
 DigitalSeahorse:  270
 ProcyonFlynn: Is this the version with "a little deepslate as a treat" - or none at all?
 MrSarkhan: it's after 11
adept_nekomancer: It's before 11 somewhere
 theevermist: it's before 11 somewher
 62MGcobra: 11PM?
 HorusFive: It's always before 11 somewhere
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 mercano82: it’s before 11 PM
 Diabore: @Snouut serge is behind he has to block!
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 Suffix: It's before 11PM
 couchboyj: Its always before some 11
 l0gin4me: 
 SFSMaus: 1000 #TeamOld
  amative1: he doesn't do math before 11... it's only 5:50 PM
 gsyhiap: it's 2am here, that's before 11
ShifuDaxiongmao: Serge does not do math until he has had enough coffee
 ExhaustedElox: My phone was having trouble gifting those before. 
Mai_Andra: math is for blockers, not chunkers
  mister_nibbles: quite technically other than 11 itself, every time is both before and after 11 at the same time
 Akaiatana: Serge knows what numbers are because it's the thought that counts.
 Aarek: Or a tree
 GredGredmansson: we know i isn't real its an imaginary number
 DigitalSeahorse:  no feeeesh
aeon_novachrono: hell yeah even
 micalovits: I mean... Your eyes don't exist according to your immune system
 Snouut: @Diabore but the attackers have shadow? does serge have it too?
 BrowneePoints: Yea, Fish is basically just a nebulous catchall for non mammalian aquatic things
00gogo00: you can't dig the gravel with a pick
  StarWarsTHX1138: off by 100?
00gogo00: penalty!
 BrowneePoints: and Vegetable is a Culinary term, not a biological one
 KnifeRollinaBakery: 1000 #twamols
tidehollowcat subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 64 months!
 tidehollowcat: A full stack of sub anniversaries
 Welbog: I love eatmores
midnightcurryjazz: what the hell is an eat more bar?
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thedepthandbreadthofseth: shovel the gravel Cori.
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 PawssumFable: I've never seen one and lived all over the states
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 melegaunt_: get these guys some puppers eh
Cptasparagus: ash fault?
 Chantzzzzz: chocolate aggregate
 AugmentingPath: In Canada eatmore is candy bar, here in the states it's more of a way of life
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 JadedCynic: @Chantzzzzz asphalt
 KnifeRollinaBakery: 1000 #teamold
  Sarah_Serinde: !boons
  LRRbot: Help decide the fate of your favourite competitor! Give bits using #teamOld (Serge, James) or #teamNew (Cori, Graham, Alex) and fun effects will happen every hour based on who's in the lead. (If you mention both teams in your message, your bits will be split between the two.) Team bit totals reset every hour.
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Team  . Banes are tied.
 Snouut: floating goat
 Snouut: lets ggoo
00gogo00: @KnifeRollinaBakery oof
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 underhill33: rip
 MrSarkhan: RIP Serge
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 ProcyonFlynn: !highlight
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
 RandomTrivia: Oof, the full gamut of emotion in 30 seconds
 Suffix: Chimac?
00gogo00: I bet you could ask them to manually count that one
 Suffix: Thunderbird?
 dougma:       
Lobo_Apache: There is only one Korean Fried Chicken.
 BrowneePoints: It's Toffee Peanuts and Chocolate, looks like it goes back to 1930 with Hershey's Canada acquiring it in 1987
 JadedCynic: T'is such sport to see Serge hoisted by his own petard...
 FarleyF: Thank god it's Tuesday #Teammadmaxland
 DoubleNterprises:   
 pn55: Poutine?
the_phantom_game_player: 
 Welbog: We have dinner at home
 DigitalSeahorse:  you could has ramen?
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/SuspiciousPrettyMarjoramBatChest-rVsd-hJGf9eaX0uj
 asthanius: Wife Dinner
 avi_miller: He did it! James fell in a hole
 SmithKurosaki: RIP
Spades_Slicc: At work Cori??
 asthanius: m3gan?
MungoDude: combine some of the 1dur iron picks, you only need to save 2 of them
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/SlipperySwissGoatGOWSkull-BhzBkTdKe9cyaD0r
 LiveFaust:  ?
 Fanklok: M'three'gan?
aeon_novachrono: helll yeah our lord and savior
 DigitalSeahorse: oh the warm head
 jacqui_lantern234: as a trans woman, Alex, Girl Dinner involves my daily dose of HRT
 GredGredmansson: "hater"
 ekplayscards: gritty :salute:
 KaleidoscopeMind: technically water is lava
 GredGredmansson: wait no
phoenixfeather14: Ooh, spicy water! 
MungoDude: 
 RandomTrivia: Awwww
 asthanius: the Thinker, but Gritty
thedepthandbreadthofseth: water is lava.  it's ice lava.
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 AtomicAlchemical: oh right... HRT
aeon_novachrono: get in the rink gritty
Lobo_Apache: @asthanius the Gritter
 RandomTrivia: James already had one job, he didn't do well
 googoltudoris: aren't ALL grittys sad dejected grittys?
 GredGredmansson: !findquote weaponize
  LRRbot: Quote #220: "Of course it makes perfect sense! What do the ghosts give you when *you* die? They always give *me* weapons." —Cameron [2015-04-30]
 jacqui_lantern234: @phoenixfeather14 WELL WELL WELL IF IT AINT THE ACTUAL LOVLIEST CHAT MEMBER OF ALL TIME 
 asthanius: filet mingoat?
 DigitalSeahorse:  Gritty
 Snouut: that sounds like an is-sue not and ishme
 DoubleNterprises: Wouldn't ice'd lava be rocks?
 forcedreject: Why is grimace here?
 TotallyNotaBeholder: What if Team New dumps water down on their lava?  Make them deal with obsidian
 HorusFive: Serge- arms race is especially a bad idea with the man who SIGNS YOUR CHECK
ChroniclerC: Oh yeah, how is Goaty McGoatface?
ShifuDaxiongmao: Paul, he said he misses the goats 
 Pywodwagon: sounds like james is asking for a new goat
 Tangsm: Paul, you heard James. He wants goats.
phoenixfeather14: @jacqui_lantern234 No You!!
Lobo_Apache: use water instead. Flood their holes!
NotARealAccountDotCom: Quit looking at us like that ;(
 Snouut: excuse but the goat is lebron james....
AnimeKitty: The punch a chunk is still going!! Huzzah!
 DigitalSeahorse:  
ShifuDaxiongmao: The GOAT of float
 JRandomHacker: For the Nth time, I wish I had the split-brain necessary to actually listen to this stream while also editing audio
 W_Livi: 1000 #TeamNew
 CaptainSpam: Float on, Float Goat. (salutes with single tear in eye)
00gogo00: see if you really wanted to troll them with a bane, give them a single invulnerable zombie in their hole
 margieargie: Honestly, no matter what else happens, Team Old has Float Goat, so they win regardless
 jacqui_lantern234: @phoenixfeather14 NO U MORE
 RandomTrivia: Nice
 RandomTrivia: #TeamBalance
 Snouut: it needs to get to 4200 and then just stop
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 RandomTrivia:  
  mtvcdm: Squeak
 MrSarkhan:   
AnimeKitty:    
ChroniclerC:     
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 Snouut:    
 HorusFive: He did the thing!
aeon_novachrono: meep
the_phantom_game_player: Nice squeaks
 margieargie:    
  TStodden: IIRC, Tugger Nuts is in a boat just in a cave just outside the chunk.
 NightValien28: who is squeezing serge?
patrick_stonecrusher: !squeak
Meiersification: #TeamNew 1000
 MacbethSeemsSus: The quad squeak!
 tidehollowcat:    
 josh___something: Quadra squeak?
ShifuDaxiongmao: get that man some curry already 
 m33pn8r: meep
 AtomicAlchemical: @jacqui_lantern234 thank you for reminder to take girl dinner
 asteranx: It would be interesting to start one of these with like a 15 minute period of 'just play minecraft normally' to allow the collection of starting resources.
bsudo: feed this man!
 Alas_Babylon: TIL we don't have a thing that tells our body to hiccup, we have a thing that tells our body to *suppress* hiccups, otherwise we'd hiccup forever
gizmofreak1: was serge eating goat?
VinylMinty:     
phoenixfeather14: so many squeaks!
 DigitalSeahorse: Alex has become ginger! 
 Favre_the_Undead: perfectly normal human noises
 Snouut: I thought diamonds are -57 aha, I may be misguided
OtherEdgeworth: Serge doing his Minecraft bat impression
 ashteranic: Gotta monetize those personal idiosyncrasies in this modern era/dystopia
 jacqui_lantern234: @AtomicAlchemical pleasure doing this service 😤
ShifuDaxiongmao: very rare above 16, most likely at 12-14
  amative1: @Snouut Old version of Minecraft
 BrowneePoints: Goat Curry is...well...goated
 Alas_Babylon: 1.17 to be precise
 forcedreject: Why would you eat the Greatest of All Time?
  Juliamon: 1.17.1 only goes to 0
  amative1: iirc highest possible is 20, but very rare
 Snouut: @amative1 Oh wow. So it's 18 now?
  TStodden: This is v1.17...  so the world ends at y = 0...  newer versions go down to y = -64
 saucemaster5000: And everything they eat in England is Eng
 DigitalSeahorse: frosted butt stew?
  SmithKurosaki: There some really interesting whale based food
 FuzBubbles: Does Serge think goats are sheep?
 spawnofhastur: Goat stew and skyr. mmm.
phoenixfeather14: Thx Jo!
  SmithKurosaki: 
 GredGredmansson: Iceland and Greenland were intentionally named wrong by the Vikings to keep everyone away from the one that was good
 Alas_Babylon:   
kataanglover1 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 94 months!
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00gogo00: make obby in their hole
ShifuDaxiongmao: Snouut this is on v1.17.1, that was before world got "extended" vertically and ore spawn locations changed
 gnyrinn: When was Serge in Iceland?
 Snouut: @saucemaster5000 Im from England. For a country that has had wars over spcies, our food is very bland.
00gogo00: would be funny
 googoltudoris: i had some barbecued goat at a fraternity campout. it was only afterwards that our brother said "oh yeah, her name was amy"
Cptasparagus: ooh can we get a Jo takeover
 L0rdX33n: i back
thedepthandbreadthofseth: what is mlg?
 Alas_Babylon: @gnyrinn New Game+ after MC Amsterdam
 Heckhoundbolt: @GredGredmansson it was encorage people to go to the bad one
 L0rdX33n: what I miss?
Desruprot: 100 #teamnew flaming goat fund
 UrielAngelSpy: Nether punch a chunk when?
 Fanklok: Major League Gay Men?
 Alas_Babylon: @thedepthandbreadthofseth The nickname they have for a falling technique where pouring water under you at the correct height saves you from fall damage
 Snouut: @ShifuDaxiongmao Good to know thank you
 spawnofhastur: nice gloves alex
MungoDude: a mlg bucket clutch is placing water while you fall to land in it
 smertmonkey: uwu poggies
 BrowneePoints: but it was the first concerted effort at Esports in the Western Media Sphere
Angreed66: well if you're far up enough you will still die falling in lava it's only a reduction not set to 0
 BrowneePoints: circa...2008ish
 forcedreject: You see language can be separated into two distinct eras, the MLG era and the Rizzle era
 Mattmitchell45: Activision Blizzard bought MLG. So now Microsoft owns it
 Sunidesus: Serge is confused
 spawnofhastur: you know where i'd really love to go to try some cuisine? Georgia (the country)
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Serge is James's mom...
 Snouut: graham you look like a vibe right now, chilling out relaxing looking all cool, shooting some b-ball
 KV1NN4: I didn't get to count-down last surgery I got, they were asking me my opinions on Victoria BC...
 saucemaster5000: What happens if cori eats after midnight?
ShifuDaxiongmao: serge is very food motivated... is Serge a golden retriever? 
  SmithKurosaki: Yea, I can eat anywhere between 5 and 10pm
 jacqui_lantern234: James is an old man, its past his dinner time 
 betweenmyself: but is it MLG enough to earn the melted down golden crests of you opponents suspended in a trophy? 
 spawnofhastur: did you have hakarl Serge?
11epicnoob: Is this the PunchaChunk?
Dedicated Duck just became a member!
phoenixfeather14: @ShifuDaxiongmao Yes
 Snouut: but do they have Floating Goats in MLG? No, no they dont.
 GredGredmansson: I assumed MLG actually stood for "Major League Gaming"
 Sunidesus: waffle fries you say?
 jacqui_lantern234: @SmithKurosaki and i can love you ALL HOURS OF THE DAY 
Cunobelenos: waffle fry poutine?
 spawnofhastur: henlo jacqui how you?
 Suffix: T-Birb?
  SmithKurosaki: @SmithKurosaki No U 
 korvys: Tony Hawk makes waffle fries?
 BrowneePoints: Google says they're open
midnightcurryjazz: Oh thats a good lighting stand too
 LiveFaust: Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law?
 DoubleNterprises: Okay, what the hell, Alex?
SymphonySolstice subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 41 months!
 SymphonySolstice: woo my sub actually rolled over during the subathon this time and not the day immediately after it ended!
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thedepthandbreadthofseth: @korvys no, the lawyer.
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 SmithKurosaki: @11epicnoob Yup :)
AnimeKitty: A sit down that opens at 10pm is wild to me
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 Suffix: OH! Yeah, that's some good chicken.
 DarkMorford: Why does Alex have a C-stand?
 TheNerdWonder: why not?
 jacqui_lantern234: @spawnofhastur currently looking at an amazon wishlist of arts and crafts wants and pining 😭
ShifuDaxiongmao: Alex is the resident chaos goblin 
 GredGredmansson: #NotACult
 DoubleNterprises: At first I thought Alex was setting up an IV
MungoDude: it's 6pm in the moonbase right?
 jacqui_lantern234: @SmithKurosaki NO U MORE
 Mollylele: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time:  6:00 PM
 TheNerdWonder: @MungoDude yes
 spawnofhastur: @jacqui_lantern234 aww, hope you can afford some!
 Mattmitchell45: This is like a preview of Breakfast Streams
midnightcurryjazz: honey musssssy
MungoDude: thanks Molly
  SmithKurosaki: Serge No
 BrowneePoints: Honey Butter*
 spawnofhastur: i never want to hear honey mussy again
 GredGredmansson: Ok, is it going to be like that one crapshot and Alex is going to deck Ben in the face with the boom mic?
 Snouut: Whats the crews go to Donut Order from Tim's?
almas_zarkona: Well now I'm hungry
 damn_i_am_pretty: The Birdman Sauce
 YeetTheRich_: serge please i'm too high for this
the_phantom_game_player: Sounds good
 SymphonySolstice: sun's out *clap clap* buns out *clap clap*
  mtvcdm: Caw
 Dedwrekka: Spam spam spam bacon and spam with birdman sauce.
Oisín Brogan: Mom Serge worrying about everyone getting dinner
11epicnoob: Why are they using picks if it's called Punch a chunk?
 BrowneePoints: Magic Hour has Honey Butter* not Honey Mussy
 Mollylele: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 5:46:15.
 kaziel0: Alex, what are you doing?
 Mollylele: !updog
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1d, 16:24:11. 
 raulghoulia: what is happening just offscreen?
 Sunidesus: James!
 HorusFive: 
 BrowneePoints: !Mollytime
 BrowneePoints: !Mollydog
  SmithKurosaki: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Amazing
 frameshifty: 100 #TeamNew
j_crane330: aaaaaaa
 jacqui_lantern234: ALEX 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 SnackPak_: 
 Mollylele: perf
 fastlane250: GOTTEM
AnimeKitty:   
 DeM0nFiRe: He did the thing!
  Foxmar320:   
phoenixfeather14: 
  TStodden:   
 DigitalSeahorse:   
  Sarah_Serinde: I respect the amount of setup involved, it's much funnier than just holding something in front of him
 MrSarkhan: 
ShifuDaxiongmao: Sarah_Serinde also the timing of setting up right after Serge leaves 
 Snouut: whats the current death count from teams?
 LowUpsideCJ: Flying in one flag and c stand
  Sarah_Serinde: I also respect James trying to work with it 
 E4rthR0cker: Alex out here being educational!
 Dedwrekka: Flag on the field. Looks like the refs gave him a black flag, which I believe means an act of piracy
 jacqui_lantern234: "omg thats so hard" James Turner (2024)
 GredGredmansson: oh hey a shovel
 Fanklok: James got absolutely fucked on that one
 Iluvatardis: was that a golden shovel in the hole?
 spinebustertee: This has been the wildest, funniest, most pranktastic challenge
 EikoandMog: 
Stormshot14 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 86 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Stormshot14! (Today's storm count: 1022)
  SmithKurosaki: good guy Serge came back
11epicnoob: joking for the most part
 Dog_of_Myth: 
ShifuDaxiongmao: NO
 margieargie: Bye!
ShifuDaxiongmao: ALEX!
 Sunidesus: Alex no!
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 SymphonySolstice: :0 where did they go???????
NotARealAccountDotCom: Goodbye!
 TheWriterAleph: who said that.
SeismicLawns: good night
 jacqui_lantern234: @SmithKurosaki oh, please, we both know serge aint good 
 TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Goodnight
MungoDude: can see gameplay
AnimeKitty: Alex why?!
 Fruan: Great TV.
 Redbassist: Down in front!
 Viewers_Like_You: hi G
ANeMzero: time to get in all your TOS violations
 emberBecky: =(
 Tangsm: If only we didn't have 3 other screens.
 Suffix: Chat sleepy.
 gsyhiap: 
  Sarah_Serinde: On no now we only have 3 different things to watch instead of 4
irreleverent: Alex YES
 EikoandMog: Just gonna leeeeeeean over....
 HorusFive: The Content we Crave
 JohnPraw: Now I can finally focus on the game, thanks.
FixDoll: oh no not my object permanence
 Fanklok: Not like we're misssing anything important
 public_key_reveal_party: I left for 5 minutes and am so lost
 flustered_blue: sleepy time
 kaziel0: 
 SymphonySolstice: ohhh there they are
 DigitalSeahorse:   
DentedPockets: This is how they hide their shame when eating
 mercano82: Chunk Punching After Dark
  Foxmar320: Are they preparing for James sushi time?
 UrielAngelSpy: Vtuber time
 gnyrinn: This is what you eat that Armagnac bird under, right?
 TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Time for sleep
Gadora: I feel so included.
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/TenderResilientSandwichDeIlluminati-AJB84g3-x4ckFGTu
 heronblademaster: hey, some of us are still struggling with object permanence
 Driosenth: chat has no object permanence
j_crane330: 
 Snouut: I would pay a lot of money to read the LRR group chat during this sub-a-thon lmao
 LowUpsideCJ: Film fun fact: testing the usage of a flag like that in various positions (usually in use/out) is called auditioning
 StageMgrRob: cHAT HAS NO OBJECT PERMANCE.
nova_plushie: I love you alex
Unpronounceable: I can see minecraft just fine like that
MaddogM: So working off the preview is effectively speechjamming?
 spinebustertee: Punch-a-Chunk Peek-a-Boo Challenge
Nefarious_Ned subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 103 months, currently on a 103 month streak!
 62MGcobra: oh lead is almost down to 200
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Nefarious_Ned! (Today's storm count: 1023)
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/IgnorantObeseGoldfishTooSpicy-0flXiRem9xPMQLY-
   Anubis169: If you blink your eys, you can see an outland of a standing person iin negative space
thedepthandbreadthofseth: "Good News!  The money raised from the subathon slightly outweighs the damages caused by the subathon.  A net gain for LRR!!!"
 public_key_reveal_party: Fair trade
  Sarah_Serinde: !boons
  LRRbot: Help decide the fate of your favourite competitor! Give bits using #teamOld (Serge, James) or #teamNew (Cori, Graham, Alex) and fun effects will happen every hour based on who's in the lead. (If you mention both teams in your message, your bits will be split between the two.) Team bit totals reset every hour.
bagfullofbees: hey, Alex and I are wearing the same shirt!
 Snouut: fried chicken, fried goat seems too insensitive rn
 KaleidoscopeMind: that also means serge cant eat bc he will be playing
  mtvcdm: Clock is always ticking chat
irreleverent: Be nice to the old men they've been dumpstered on this hour
 jacqui_lantern234: @KaleidoscopeMind >:)
  amative1: And if you're not sure who to donate to, just go with #TeamNew !
  Sarah_Serinde: @KaleidoscopeMind Or it means he makes James wait longer while he eats first
ShifuDaxiongmao: What kind of stands? 
 RAICx: Has #TeamOld gotten boons at all so far?
 Dedwrekka: "We're huge fans" "Brrrrrrrrrr"
 Viewers_Like_You: Dear Dr Graham: I notice you're still rocking the Wumpty shirt. Are any of the other Bad Shirt Site shirts still in the rotation?
  Foxmar320: All of them
midnightcurryjazz: Ive pinched my hands on those so much
andy_ink subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 36 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, andy_ink! (Today's storm count: 1024)
 public_key_reveal_party: Speedrun time
AnimeKitty: 500 #team Old
 SymphonySolstice: 
 jacqui_lantern234: all of them!!! BREAK THEM ALL JAMES
 LowUpsideCJ: Everything on a film set is a hazard
 HolyHadouken: !subathon
  LRRbot: Sub-a-Thon rules: Prime/standard Tier 1/Gift subs will add 1 minute each to the timer, Tier 2 subs add 2 minutes, and Tier 3 subs add 5 minutes. Bits also can be used: 400 Bits will add 1 minute, and multiples will count (ie. 800 Bits will add 2 minutes). Youtube contributions unfortunately do not count, but are nevertheless appreciated!
Ritaspirithntr subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 54 months!
 Ritaspirithntr: Punch that CHUNK!!!! 
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 just_like_aerin: 1295 Go #TeamOld
ShifuDaxiongmao: @RAICx no, it's as nature intended
 LowUpsideCJ: Either pinch or electrical
 YareNiDaze: I come back in and James is sabotaging his own team... normal day.
  Sarah_Serinde: @AnimeKitty No space - #teamold
gamefreak3072: what happens if the bits tie?
 Snouut: Serge comes back and the hole has been filled up again.
 CaptainSpam: GET IN THE C(-stand)
 LowUpsideCJ: Another film fun fact: clothespins are called C47s
 DarkMorford: I thought it was because the flags they originally used were 100x100 cm
ChroniclerC: The work of an enemy stand?!
AnimeKitty: @Sarah_Serinde those are all the bits I had 
  SmithKurosaki: Hey Team Old fans - lets start slowly creeping up the bits
  Sarah_Serinde: @AnimeKitty 
 cobalturge: 1000 Team New!!!
  amative1: Century Lighting, now called Strand Lighting
thesoftestbunny: 100 100  #TeamNew
 public_key_reveal_party: I worked commercial shoots for a few years, and I had no idea why they were called that, I just knew where they were on the truck
 wedge_x: c-stands and gobo arms make the world go round
LathosTiran: slo-mo guys love C-arms
 Snouut: graham you look very cosy
 Akaiatana: @AnimeKitty Still team LRR!
  Sarah_Serinde: Chat, don't put spaces in your hashtags
 SmithKurosaki: @gamefreak3072 Paul decides I guess?
midnightcurryjazz: When I can put my boom on one of those, I know its a good day
 LowUpsideCJ: The little extenders that hold stuff are called gobo arms
 Lord_Hosk: 250
 joinempiretoday: 265ish
 SFSMaus: 499 #teamold
ReiyChanter subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 78 months!
 GredGredmansson: who's even still on mythbusters, i feel sad every time I think about Grant
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 DarkMorford: I honestly want to get a couple c-stands just to have around the house, they're super useful.
YareNiDaze subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 16 months!
 YareNiDaze: So the losers have to listen to Cailllou on repeat, right?
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  amative1: about 250
AnimeKitty: @GredGredmansson I legit cry a bit when I think of Grant
 theevermist: ah yes sir mountable
 azureHaights: quicc tools
 Akaiatana: @Sarah_Serinde People got confused about space bidding.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Sir Mountable, one of the lesser known knights of the round table.
 CaptainSpam: It feels as if they can surmount this.
 gravity_pike: !darulz
  mister_nibbles: @GredGredmansson mythbusters went off the air years ago didnt it?
 Suffix: 11~
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @theevermist drift
 GredGredmansson: @AnimeKitty the reveal of Jamie and Adam's actual relationship hurts a bit too but Grant is sadder
 KodeMage: If it stays this close it's going to come down to the hunt and peck amongst the bedrock at the end.
 MommaGart: clocks are gold. and some redstone stuff
  amative1: armor and tools
 0x6772: Wonder if double-digits tool loss is worth fried chicken to Serge.
ShifuDaxiongmao: activated rails, golden carrots and golden apples
 aitsu100: butter shoes
 gravity_pike: I think gold can also hold more enchantments than iron, also.
 jessieimproved: gold is also very enchantable
00gogo00: also gold has extra enchantability
 Snouut: theres a big significance with Copper now in Trials right?
 singinnonsense: they want to make sure it isn't pyrite
Julian_Rogue: What happens if bits tie?
  SmithKurosaki: @KodeMage Yea gotta take the time to be thorough to not lose by declaring early
 Snouut: James to do that just refill the hole again with Stone!
Cptasparagus: submissive and enchantable
 KodeMage: oh, wow, this audio. I can hear which side the bat is squeaking on.
 josh___something: gold is technically the same strength as wood
 matthaus_c: tarbage goilets
 GredGredmansson: @Julian_Rogue then i assume Paul gets to harm everyone
 gsyhiap: Don't mine that iron with a gold pick though!
 Seth_Erickson: a bane for both
 Snouut: let chat decide
 theevermist: bad things for both
thedepthandbreadthofseth: both get both!
 josh___something: So they can break the same blocks wood can
ShifuDaxiongmao: bit tie = Up to the mercy of God 
 Tangsm: Everyone gets punished.
 Diabore: i think it has happened, it was both bane
YeomanAres: Paul goes wild
 cobalturge: Do we have a running bits tally?
Graved: mulligan
 Kramburger: Chat fights for it
 HorusFive: both gets both
SquirrelEarl: 2 boons 2 banes
hedronhijack: Good and bad things for both
thedepthandbreadthofseth: bad and good for both!
 Favre_the_Undead: both both imo
Julian_Rogue: Julian_Rouge is my cousin. he's a republican
MrBrightside1: players swap pits
 CaptainSpam: Both teams get something neutral and useless happen to them.
 saucemaster5000: kumite, kuyoute, we all te for kum
 Snouut: james to piss off serge just refill the hole
 YareNiDaze: Bits tie, the active players play a "The Countdown is At One" subgame.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Julian_Rogue I'm so sorry!
 Welbog: I refuse to let #teamold lose this one. I follow James!
 singinnonsense: those rules feel like baseball
 a_tapes: if tie just start a new PAC and whoever wins that gets the boon
ShifuDaxiongmao: for Tie I vote it will be up to the whims of God 
 Kramburger: Touch your picks together
 Lord_Hosk: If you tie, whoever is in the overall bit lead get the win
 GredGredmansson: knife + gun = KNIFEGUN
 nevermore913: I'll go to the gym but that's it
 CaptainSpam: @a_tapes Ah, the Shaharazad method.
 Darleysam: nintendo wii "two gamecubes taped together" meme...
 Mr_Horrible: or god forbid, an iPhone 49
Julian_Rogue: @thedepthandbreadthofseth was mostly a joke
 BrowneePoints: You get an expensive mistake
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 Dedwrekka: #Teamold is what you get when you don't clean your teapots
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 HorusFive: That's silly.  It's a 1 and a 4 to make a 14.  2 Iphone7 would make a 77
 Mr_Horrible: 7*7
 GredGredmansson: that's some FMA stuff right there Alex
 Snouut: Graham, you look comfy.
 Heckhoundbolt: and no one is willing to comment on that
 matthaus_c: iPhone 2048
 TeaBread_: pet joke was hilarious tbh
 Sorator13: well, you'd get one iphone 7 with somewhat better battery life than it had before
Ins0mniZack: pets can already do that
 josh___something: @Darleysam o/
Bruceski: smoosh two dogs together, get a cat?
 theevermist: I mean  that is how you get puppies
MungoDude: PET as in Polyethylene terephthalate?
 Martin_FcG: Full Metal Alchemist explained.
Bearudite: fullmetal alchemist fans have one joke
 Darleysam: josh o/
adept_nekomancer: Always remember to only combine compatible dogs so as to not make forbidden breeds
 vinewood_og: do NOT attempt at home
 KaleidoscopeMind: smoosh 2 old dogs, get another energetic dog
 TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Have they checked there is not a Deep Dark thing down there?
 gravity_pike: Are there still like 3 heights that you can boat from and die when you hit?
 DigitalSeahorse:  +  =  
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: 
  amative1: and that's the gold!
 Mr_Horrible: actually combining old pieces of tech to rank them up like a gacha game wouldn't be the *worst* (until the companies take advantage of the system like a gacha does)
  Juliamon: gravity_pike sure are!
 NorthstarTex: Deepslate makes modern chunk punching miserable
  amative1: @gravity_pike yes
 josh___something: deepslate has a higher toughness(I don't remember the exact terminology)
 HolyHadouken: 1200  #teamNew bits for the bits god
Julian_Rogue: @TheSoundOfWhiteNoise then it turns into letsnope
ShifuDaxiongmao: it makes sense it goes that fast, gold is quite soft 
Oisín Brogan: I vote rock paper scissors
 matthaus_c: you know what that means... Wall Diamonds!
 azureHaights: we can't stop here, this is diamond country
 josh___something: So much so that you can't instamine it with haste 2?
 Capt_clown: @adept_nekomancer You leave my St. Bernard/Chihuahua mix alone!
 fastlane250: Boats on ice are the best
Gadora: I hope James can break a diamond pick before Serge gets back.
 josh___something: Boats on ice make it REALLY FAST
 SymphonySolstice: boat + ice block = nyooooom
 jessieimproved: ice boating is wild and fun
 josh___something: Packed, blue, and normal ice
Julian_Rogue: not to be confused with a hoik
 Welbog: 1000 #TeamOld Go James Go!
Julian_Rogue: wait thats terraria
 tidehollowcat: You can go faster with soul sand + soul speed + water + dolphins, I believe
MungoDude: @gravity_pike boats break when falling exactly 12, 13, 49, 51, 111, 114, 198, 202, 310 or 315 blocks. 12 or 13 won't be enough to kill, but any further will
  Juliamon: You fuckin GO
 matthaus_c: it's a You Railgun
 Snouut: Graham, im dying to know. Is there going to be a GSVLOG from Magic Amsterdam? 
  mister_nibbles: after someone said knife gun i went to find the powerthirst video and apparently i left a comment on it 15 years ago and i was like why does my name have the Dropout logo next to it and obviously i knew college humor is dropout now and that college humor did the power thirst videos but i was still freaked out that the power thirst video was on the dropout channel lol
 josh___something: Blue ice is slippier, IIRC
 cthulhudude23: Did they base that on the third 3 body problem book?
 HolyHadouken: which ice is it that melts into CO2?
 gnyrinn: A thousand Old Bits, what's that in new money?
 spawnofhastur: Poulet. Poulet poulet.
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 iamthemidboss: What a great time to resub!
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 DigitalSeahorse:  gotta go fast
 Capt_clown: Only ice I worry about is Ice Nine
 tidehollowcat: There are weird, more convoluted ways to go even faster, but ice is absolutely the most efficient.
 fastlane250: On a server I used to run we had a ice boat tunnel network in the nether
 xantos69: Technically acceleration is always uncapped... At instantaneous measurement.
 avi_miller: Alex, have you seen dolphin slab dashing before?
 SnackPak_: 
Julian_Rogue: @HolyHadouken that's dry ice and you need mods to get that
 damn_i_am_pretty: 15 irl years is 15 million internet years
 fastlane250: It was fantastic
  mtvcdm: Clean up your picks
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: seriously, as someone who hasn't played survival since InDev, hearing all these additions is wild
OtherEdgeworth: @HolyHadouken Dry ice
 GredGredmansson: jump up jump up and get down
 HolyHadouken: @Julian_Rogue Mods?!? But I don't even stream!
Julian_Rogue: @HolyHadouken Modifications not moderators
 TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: I think there is also a tiny chance to fall through the world?
irreleverent: If any are inaccessible you lose
 Suffix: That count is non-opaque blocks, not including bedrock?
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 Booster6: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 5:59:56.
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh yeah I also don't remember exactly how you counted it
 KodeMage: serious competitive chunk punching here
  Sarah_Serinde:  that does sound like them
 xantos69: As is tradition
 GredGredmansson: 
 nevermore913: James because the judge
 Mr_Horrible: Paul calling it as he sees it
ShifuDaxiongmao: ice boats is fast, but no longer the fastest... that goes to soul speed 3 boots + dolphins grace if I remember right
 cobalturge:  Does this mean, Minecraft World is Flat?
 Easilycrazyhat: But does he have a Flan?
 Snouut: Graham, im dying to know. Is there going to be a GSVLOG from Magic Amsterdam?  
7gorobei: Calvinball unified ruleset
 Akaiatana: Au, John Madden
 spawnofhastur: Gold is just lead in a fancy suit.
 Koshindan: Team New should give the near broken picks to James to really push up the break counter.
the_phantom_game_player: Getting close
Julian_Rogue: @cobalturge well. none of the water is carbonated so yes
MillerDark: Does pyrrite have similar metalurgical properties, with less cost?
 GredGredmansson: @cobalturge its literally made of cubes
 NotCainNorAbel: I do enjoy doing gold leafing
 BlueFingers5: Wow that's some serious progress
 KodeMage: you are in BC... gold is in your water alex!
  mister_nibbles: @Akaiatana AEIOU AEIOU
 matthaus_c: I wonder what Jimmy is doing these days...
jessicaengle: Hi chat   
 Nigouki: well Alex there's this cheaper metal with similar properties....
  mtvcdm: The rules are if you accept that if you miss a diggable block, you claim the scorecard as penance.
 Dumori: @spawnofhastur Isn't that bismuth....
 Dedwrekka: Pyrite is iron
 cthulhudude23: Come on, Alex, just use cyanide to harvest gold
 KaleidoscopeMind: gold soft
 cobalturge: @Julian_Rogue I knew it!
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Mr_Horrible: Ductile! Woo-oo!
 BrowneePoints: you can bend it with your hands
 Suffix: Gold quacks.
 theevermist: blacksmithing would be cool to learn, unfortunately dont have the time or money
 EikoandMog: I disagree, Mercury is more ductile.
 matthaus_c: gold quacks when you bend it
 public_key_reveal_party: It's the exact midpoint between a duck and a tile
 ProcyonFlynn: And that's why rubber ducks are yellow 
 LowUpsideCJ: Because of Scrooge McDuck of course
 spawnofhastur: I love that the word "malleable" literally means "it'll bend if you hit it with a hammer".
 Twilight_Spark: That's why it's abbreviated AU for dAUck.
Jethrain: ducks, much like gold, can easily be pulled into strands
 Easilycrazyhat: Does that mean James speaks only lies?
 AugmentingPath: Yeah, Dux Metallis, the Duke of Metals
 Snouut: I thought Tantalum was the most ductile?
 DigitalSeahorse:  quack!
 YareNiDaze: Please don't stretch a duck.
MungoDude: it's very ductile, malleable, AND conductive
  mister_nibbles: aluminum is fairly ductile, no?
 KodeMage: alex has gone gold panning before, in car quest
 niccus: mercury coheres too much in the limit, gold can duct to the limit of a monatomic wire
Mark_D_Stroyer: I love this conversation so much.
00gogo00: does gold not make iron?
 KodeMage: road quest*
 DiscordianTokkan: RIP that iron
00gogo00: break
 Capt_clown: Remember chat. Deep SLATE is not to be confused with the Deep STATE.
 RealGamerCow: also much like ducks, gold does not corrode.
Chesul: Gold is super useful, and it's tragic that people decided it's worth a lot of money.
 DoctorHutch: oof, it destroys iron
 LiveFaust: So it weighs the same as a duck... Therefore... It's made out of wood?
 SquareDotCube: Gold is one of the few metals that exist as a native ore because of how dense it is.
 0x6772: Probably shouldn't use the gold pick to mine ore blocks, though.
 HorusFive: Ducks?
 DoctorHutch: Gold destroys iron when you mine it
Julian_Rogue: xenon?
 Dedwrekka: aluminum cracks when you do too much with it without heating. Silver is really good.
 Easilycrazyhat:   
Zacharie St-Pierre: i am unhappy. a half hour at the worst time
  mtvcdm: Are ducts ductile?
 Snouut: californium?
 matthaus_c: my mother is nothing like a duck
 Akaiatana: How I Tested Your Mother?
the_phantom_game_player:  
 HorusFive: But is she baptized?
 SquareDotCube: How I Metalled Your Morther
 Sorator13: I have. It was very interesting!
 micalovits: She is pretty fluid in a way
Julian_Rogue: whomever smelt it ducked it
 saucemaster5000: How tested the Metallurigcal Properties of Your Mother
 KodeMage: is mom soup
 TeaBread_: "I'm not into destructive testing" my ass alex
 Snouut: if only serge was here, there would be a funny somewhere?
rovertfloww: <message deleted>you smell
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Julian_Rogue: Whats the LD50 of your mom
rovertfloww: <message deleted>@julian_rogue sleeps
 GredGredmansson: calipurs and tongs?
 Welbog: Science tweezers
Mark_D_Stroyer: Soul Calipers.
rovertfloww: <message deleted>@kodemage you smell
 Snouut: Whats the atomic number of your mother too?
Zacharie St-Pierre: my net, youube didnt pick up thos words
 SmithKurosaki: Welcome in :)
 Kramburger: It's imploite to ask about your Mum's half life
 HolyHadouken: not with that attitude
 DaniellNaruta: The pH in NPH
 HorusFive: I'm seeing a Crapshot in the offint
 cthulhudude23: Scratch the person with these things
 gsyhiap:  
JDMan94: Omfg Soul Calipers is hilarious
thedepthandbreadthofseth: actually, the wear and durability tests well the most informative.
jessicaengle: 
 HorusFive: *offing
 Snouut: @DaniellNaruta bravo
irreleverent: You can test my rockwell hardness, baby
  mtvcdm: !addquote (Alex) [now] I haven't tested the metallurgical properties of your mom.
  LRRbot: New quote #9044: "I haven't tested the metallurgical properties of your mom." —Alex [2024-07-15]
 Driosenth: ALEX... skin is Shore hardness
 Koshindan: The Mom's mineral hardness scale
Mark_D_Stroyer: Actually Soul Calipers would be good for a turn-based fighting game.
 YareNiDaze: @DaniellNaruta 8+ because he's pretty BASEd
 Dog_of_Myth: Shoutout to the mods
 gravity_pike: cheat!
Julian_Rogue: light scratches on a 1 and deeper grooves on a 2
 spawnofhastur: i need to buy a decent diamond sharpening stone.
 Sorator13: @mtvcdm excellent
WriterRaven: "Cave Johnson here. I've got a surprise test for everyone in the next chamber. You won't be doing it. Because *Greg* thought it was so easy that your moms could do it. So we invited them all to participate in this round of testing. Good luck, moms."
 TeaBread_: Janka!
  SmithKurosaki: !advice
  LRRbot: Press G to brain.
MungoDude: does your mum pass the Bechdel test? Depends who she's talking to
 gravity_pike: "yup, it's wood"
 TeaBread_: Janka for wood
 tidehollowcat: Is your mom more silt or loam?
 Freezerassasin: What is your /mom's Janka hardness
Julian_Rogue: g
 korvys: Shore
 RealGamerCow: There's also a hardness scale for poop
 YareNiDaze: @WriterRaven *in your own delivery* RAVEN!
Zacharie St-Pierre: what is the ld50 human substances
Seru: chat, we need the bits to tie so they need to figure out what to do :D
 HbombAndFriends: G
 EikoandMog: @WriterRaven Perfection. Read it in his voice, too.
 BtEtta: How hard is your wood.
 josh___something: G?
 Nigouki: there is so many hardness scales and they overlap
 matthaus_c: the Floz
Morrigan9: i think the wood one involves pressinga  ball bearing halfway into it
 TeaBread_: also shore has at least 4 scales
WriterRaven: @YareNiDaze I apologise for nothing. =P
 theevermist: weight? grams?
 DigitalSeahorse: Grahams of measurement
 josh___something: How IS it hanging, G?
 cthulhudude23: What is the atomic mass of thou's mother?
Julian_Rogue: is hardness different than firmness?
 YareNiDaze: @WriterRaven Nor should you.
 KaleidoscopeMind: where's the extended soil chart from desert bus last year
 spawnofhastur: Jenka hardness makes me think of jenga
Julian_Rogue: Thy mother hast the largest atomic weight
 Akaiatana: A falling boat rises all tides.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 spawnofhastur: it amuses me that balsa wood is a hardwood.
 Dedwrekka: Jenkum hardness scale
WriterRaven: @EikoandMog yey! I'm glad it got there. XD
 niccus: 99.81% of all of earth's gold is in the core, 0.185% is in the mantle, and just a bit didn't sink and stayed in the crust
 matthaus_c: Batsu Jenga
 DarkMorford: Imagine a Jenga set made out of, like, purple heart
 tehfewl: Giant Janga is fun
Zacharie St-Pierre: and bones and teeth about 3 to 3.5
 SmithKurosaki: I wanna see teamold get at least one boon imo
thedepthandbreadthofseth: three levels until critical boat trick failure, iirc.
 nevermore913: Very large Jenga is fun
Julian_Rogue: @niccus welp. time to MINE THE CORE
 SquareDotCube: A Jenga made of blocks of various sizes 
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 spawnofhastur: @DarkMorford Ironbark yo
 googoltudoris: so... where does your DAD rank on the mohs hardness scale???
epsilon_vee: @Dedwrekka something something dietary fibre
 Dumori: micro jenga sounds fun
 BrowneePoints: Y'all should do a Dread Dice Friends Sometime Alex! It's a Horror TTRPG where you pull Jenga Blocks for risky things!
 avjamethyst: bandu is great
 SergeYager: The bird has been picked up
 Snouut: @RendezVoodoo Legend 
 Sorator13: I-what?
  Foxmar320: wat
 Sunidesus: some local festival was advertising "life-sized" Jenga. And I just... don't know what that means.
 avjamethyst: the beans
 Snouut: LETS GOOO SERGE
 spinebustertee: Jenga but the sticks are butter
an_archist2: jenka, but 1/3 of the blocks are fissile material
 Blue_Anteater: giant jenga could be a good LRR Live segment
 SergeYager: I repeat, the bird has been picked up
 rosesmcgee: Smokin the devil's jenga
 gr1ff1n775: LETSGO
  mister_nibbles: imagine jenga made of superglue
 Sorator13: @Sunidesus Person-sized
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 KodeMage: is bandu the one with irregular pieces? I was thinking of that game
 Sorator13: OH THAT
 KodeMage: yeah, that's it!
 MacbethSeemsSus: Leave the bird alone Serge
 SergeYager: Code name: caw caw
 Manae: Demon Jenga
 wedge_x: The Cold Iron Jenga of Satan
Julian_Rogue: Jenga but its a reactor? XD
 HbombAndFriends: I thought “Jenga for Satan” was just Jenga.
 Sorator13: We had the pieces to that growing up but didn't have the rules
 betweenmyself: hardmode: Jenga with blocks of varying sizes
 KodeMage: hell jenga is accurate
 Lord_Hosk: The worlds tiniest Jenga set was on set, but someone stepped on it
 EikoandMog: Bandu looks amazing
 Snouut: THE EAGLE HAS LANDED I REPEAT
jessicaengle: Birb?
 niccus: matchstick jenga but it's extra-sensitive to friction starting a fire
 circusofkirkus: look at that gamer neck
Mark_D_Stroyer: Jenga but bricks of depleted uranium?
 cthulhudude23: Your tower being unstable would have a different connotation in that form of jenga
 matthaus_c: look at this photograph
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 TeaBread_: jenga but the top and bottom blocks are the demon core things
 Heckhoundbolt: can you show chat
 xantos69: can see?
 Dedwrekka: Jenga, but it's beryllium hemispheres...
the_phantom_game_player: I'm having fun
 JonnyH: Chicago experimental pile: The game
 BrowneePoints: But yea Speaking of Jenga, Dread is a super fun Horror TTRPG system where you use a Jenga Tower
 KaleidoscopeMind: oh that is jenga from hell
 gravity_pike: :notes: lookit this TURTLENECK :notes:
 DoubleNterprises: 197 block difference
 damn_i_am_pretty: Jenga, but made out of sugar glass
 spawnofhastur: Alex introduced me to my best buddy, Demoncore Dan.
 Sunidesus: !cheer500 #teamold
  Sarah_Serinde: Wow they're having so much fun
 Fanklok: Do the makeup youtuber thiung
Aenir798: so excited
  Juliamon: !cheer
  LRRbot: Remember, in order to cheer you need to type "Cheer#" with no ! in front.
 Snouut: Are the decorations for the set just things youve accumulated over the years and gifts? @LoadingReadyRun
 Sunidesus: whoops
 DigitalSeahorse:  
MungoDude: if I squint, I still can't read it
Julian_Rogue: where's kevin when you need him
 SFSMaus: I cam Bandu!
 Sunidesus: 500 #teamold
 TeaBread_: everything ive ever learned about the demon core i learned from site d
ShifuDaxiongmao: 100 #teamNew
 HorusFive: https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/1231/bandu
 ladylinzington: where;s Askwho when you need him
 TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: What are you bidding on?
 micalovits: 100 100 100 100 100 Surely this time we will win! Go #TeamOld
  Sarah_Serinde: @Snouut Basically yes. Some things they also choose to buy for the stream though
 Driosenth: Alex, a) ASTM E140 is for hardness conversions, b) skin is about 40 to 60 Shore 'O'
  William Adam McDuff: I just want y'all to play Dread, the horror RPG where doing something risky makes you take a Jenga piece. Tower falls, character dies.
  amative1: No, only spectators see spectator heads
 KodeMage: I believe someone implemented Bandu in Table Top Simulator.
 Snouut: @Sarah_Serinde Hell yeah thats awesome. So many call things to look at.
  SmithKurosaki: @ladylinzington Powered down, recharging for the next Bus
ShifuDaxiongmao: bless you
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah they've got a lot of cool things
 SpleenLord: 1510 #teamold
 Alahmnat: Alex wants to watch
MungoDude: these aren't even the cute 1.21 bats
 orangeceltic71: #teamold 10000
 Dedwrekka: I can't believe they added Jenga to Phasmaphobia
 KaleidoscopeMind: i keep reading tea mold
 DigitalSeahorse: but they're so cute
  Sarah_Serinde: I can still see something I sent them from here 
 Snouut: @Sarah_Serinde My favourite is the bubbly can.
 Welbog: Yes! Team old! 
the_phantom_game_player: What did the bat ever did to you
  RayFK: #tea mold
  Sarah_Serinde: @Snouut Definitely the most exciting things
7gorobei: i did a google on bandu, phystix looks like fun
 Snouut: @Sarah_Serinde Give me a clue aha I'll try and guess
 DigitalSeahorse: 
  Sarah_Serinde: @Snouut It's handmade
kusinohki: bandu pics reminded me - someone made a list of boardgame box covers that show kids playing the game on an apparently neck high table...
 SFSMaus:   
 spawnofhastur: Flintknapping seems like something Alex would enjoy.
Julian_Rogue: witches riding bats
 Snouut: @Sarah_Serinde Im assuming a figurine of sorts
 Akaiatana: BAT to the PIT
 nevermore913: Drink
 ProcyonFlynn: A Ghast riding a bat 
  Sarah_Serinde: @Snouut Nope!
 PigmyWurm: They serve 0 actual purpose
 KaleidoscopeMind: it's his fault for getting food 
MaddogM: James wants to get bats as a boon 
  Sarah_Serinde: !boons
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 MacbethSeemsSus: Out of bats, substitute phantoms
thedepthandbreadthofseth: sorry, how was that evil jenga like game spelled?
 Fanklok: Could just brag about how many tools you broke
 Suffix: I believe you can triple that break count since Serge left.
bagfullofbees: @thedepthandbreadthofseth bandu
 Snouut: @Sarah_Serinde Is it the photo just to the right of James' chest?
 KodeMage: bitcentive
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @bagfullofbees ty
  Sarah_Serinde: @Snouut It's not a photo but correct! It's cross stitch
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 Sorator13: it is much too far away for you to Vanna it, G 
 TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Youtube subs?
JDMan94: God deepslate is so thick
 Snouut: @Sarah_Serinde Oh awesome. Thats soo cool aha how you get to see it all the time! How thoughtful of the cast and crew!
 Lord_Hosk: a 6 foot Party Sub from Subway will do nothing
  Sarah_Serinde: YouTube memberships unfortunately aren't counted
 ProcyonFlynn: Just remembered the Subway-verse.  
 Suffix: @Lord_Hosk I bet it will.
  Juliamon: The tracker they're using only looks at Twitch data
 Fanklok: Do you think Sauce eveer thinks about how they started the Subwayverse
superdude097: I forgot this was a sub-a-thon and was using the timer at the top of the screen to judge how long my food was cooking XD
  Sarah_Serinde: @Snouut It is great. There's another thing I made that shows up in videos from time to time, they've had it for many years now
  amative1: You can also affect the minecraft game by giving bits using #TeamNew
Gadora: And after the sub-a-thon, Wheeler's going overboard on Is This Your Card with a MtG PPR.
 Sorator13: @superdude097 oh no /o\
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 gravity_pike: more weight
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 Darleysam: the youtube API is *incredibly* restricted
 Alas_Babylon: @superdude097 Slow-cooking ribs at 130 degrees or something?
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ShifuDaxiongmao: Snouut be around for desertbus and they will usually have at least one Sarah_Serinde handcraft amongst giveaways or auctions 
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 Dread_Pirate_Westley: @amative1 Or octothorpe teamold
Unpronounceable: Hi Graham
Timlin 22: Hello Graham
 Graham Stark: Hi!
Reymond Kira: Hello
Yellowmaster52: hello graham
 Snouut: @Sarah_Serinde Oh thats awesome! Hell yeah.
the_phantom_game_player: I'd love to see this as a yearly event
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superdude097: @Sorator13 Fortunately it was in the microwave so it wasn't gonna burn or anything
 Snouut: @ShifuDaxiongmao Oh nice! When is Desert Bus normally?
 Welbog: Imagine a world without deepslate
 Alas_Babylon: November
ShifuDaxiongmao: 2nd week of November
 as_ever_ellesandra: I look forward to the next autumnal rumble for next subathon
 Sorator13: @superdude097 Oh good, that's not bad then
  Juliamon: !desertbus
  LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope is a charity gaming marathon where people dance sing and be silly while playing the worst game of all time, Desert Bus. The marathon raises money for childsplaycharity.com . An explanation video can be found here: https://youtu.be/vvU3KXtOg8Q . More information can be found at https://DesertBus.org/ and twitch.tv/DesertBus
 Sorator13: 
goombalax: Hey Google, play RedstoneActive by Imagine Deepslate
JDMan94: He's just floating there... MENACINGLY
  amative1: He's just in Creative
 HorusFive: Floating there like Dr Manhattan
 Koshindan: His flying goat impression
  The Sound Of White Noise: Hi Graham!
Nicholas Bower: hi Graham
Reymond Kira: Why do you bully Serge?
gnyrinn: We're doing fine, thank you Graham.
  StarWarsTHX1138: hi Graham we're doing well
Kai Rayne: thanks for coming to the dregs graham
Brett Johnson: Hi G
 SmithKurosaki: Hey G
 SmithKurosaki: Hows your craftin and minin going?
Cole McKinney: Graham is present, panic
Clockwork Cthulhu: it is 3:35 AM here in Denmark^^
 Graham Stark: Reymond Kira, how dare
Scytzo: He noticed us!
Timlin 22: Thank you for the after dinner entertainment
KingTaltia: Oh, I love that band, Radio-creeper by Imagine Deepslate is such a good track.
 Sorator13: He's goating!
  TStodden: The Autumnal Rumbles / WhateverSlams are always a great watch
 KodeMage: freaky
deathlyplacebo subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 67 months!
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 E4rthR0cker: he likes to watch
  amative1: 4 mins left for bits
ChroniclerC: Serge already punched his chunk, what's taking you so long James? 
  mtvcdm: For now
 GredGredmansson: IGNORE MEEEE
 Snouut: serge needs to be back in 3mins, stat
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Dedwrekka: Hey Google, play Deepslate-eat-o
 PigmyWurm: are you winning?
KeeganLoses: serge is gone so now old wins
 Sibwow: that poor sweet cinnamon roll?
ShifuDaxiongmao prays to the shrine of the TeamNew gods
 HolyHadouken: excited for someone to donate 14000 bits to team new at the last second
superdude097: @Alas_Babylon Nothing so sophisticated. Just microwaving some instant rice so no risk of burning or othrwise ruining anyhting
Mark_D_Stroyer: Alex is spectating and “Watcher of the Skies” by Genesis starts playing
 AtomicAlchemical: Watching, waiting, commiserating
EvilBadman: Winning with serge being.out proves you don't need him
  amative1: Hmm, do I have a spare $130 sitting around...
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Cori does a great Cam doing Carl Sagan
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 margieargie: It'd be nice to have the change of pace at least
  mtvcdm: He's not back
 UrielAngelSpy: If team old wins while Serge is away the only explanation is that team old hates Serge.
Chained_Dawn subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 110 months!
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  Sarah_Serinde: Oh yeah if #TeamOld wins on bits this time, I think we can definitively say that Serge was holding them back 
Nicholas Bower: Senpai Graham notice me <3
 FarleyF: interesting if you google Punch a Chunk it's all James
 RedAlexxis: #teamnew 300
 MommaGart: everyone knows lava can't burn the written language
 MommaGart: it's the oldest invention
 KodeMage: is the block differential displayed anywhere? It would be nice to watch how it trends.
 PigmyWurm: See "MInecraft is weird"
 jayinthewater: 1500 You must respect your elders!
 micalovits: Lava obeys trafic signs, it is well known
Graved: Signs are made of information
ANeMzero: I feel it is no less weird that water being blocked by picket fences.
 KaleidoscopeMind: because writing famously does not burn
 as_ever_ellesandra: we've got two fresh iron picks on team new side
 HorusFive: "Lava can't come this way"  well it says so on the sign...
 Sorator13: uhhhhhhhhh one more?
 Iluvatardis: @KodeMage bottom left has a tracker
 DigitalSeahorse: sign off the lava cause it can't sign itself off  
  amative1: @jayinthewater no hashtag though
  Sarah_Serinde: @KodeMage Block totals are at the bottom of the graphic on the left but you have to do your own math
 Marvoleath: You just say "no" to lava on the signs, lava is polite and can read, so it stops
 Welbog: 500 #TeamOld just in case! No snipers.
 as_ever_ellesandra: one in slot 6 on the hot bar
7gorobei: lava respects freedom of speech
OVERKiLL!: 🦧🔹️🔹️🔹️🔷️ 💙 🦍
 SmithKurosaki: @OVERKiLL! Thanks for not doing more than 7 :)
 Graham Stark: Hello Nicholas :)
Cole McKinney: lava doesn't burn signs because it has to stay back a bit to read it.
  StarWarsTHX1138: two iron picks Cori
OVERKiLL!: LRR Subathons are 🔥 tho
  amative1: Anybody got 12k bits to dump on New?
 TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: I can't wait for TeamOld to accidentally dig into the Deep Dark.
 SFSMaus: 96 Nice
  Juliamon: There is no Deep Dark
 Snouut: @amative1 
 TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: 
crazycommie87 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 122 months, currently on a 122 month streak!
 crazycommie87: Woo! Subathon!
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  Juliamon: They are on 1.17.1, before the underground expansion
 BrowneePoints: Speaking of Party, I can't wait to see the new Mario Party on CTS later this year
 GredGredmansson: punch a chunk but in the nether
spicemelonge: why is james' hot bar so small?
 SFSMaus: 96 #teamold
 ProcyonFlynn: You've never played on a plasma tv with +40ms input delay 
 googoltudoris: is our friend still hanging out??
 SmithKurosaki: Agreed
Cole McKinney: I have been in VoD land for years now, so a stream suddenly being live here was a surprise
Brett Johnson: Hey G, can I get y’all some decent beer for Barcadia later this week? It pains me to see PBR and Lucky. Though, if that’s the bit, I understand.
 GredGredmansson: @BrowneePoints Jamboree looks real neat
EvilBadman: @spicemelonge UI scaling prob
 Snouut: any last minute snipes?
  mtvcdm: Yaaaaaaau!
MungoDude: time!
 Koshindan: What if the boon is an inventory full of 1 durability pick axes?
the_phantom_game_player: Super goat
 Welbog: Yes! Team old!
 Sunidesus: Yay!
 Malkmaven1176: Team Old gets a win!
  Sarah_Serinde:  congrats James, clearly Serge was holding you back
 SpleenLord:   
 Welbog: 
 DiscordianTokkan:   
 MrSarkhan:  
 Snouut: Now exactly how Old is Team Old?
 MommaGart: you wouldn't bane a little guy on her birthday!
Knitting_Goblin subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 57 months!
 Malkmaven1176:     
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 matthaus_c: Serge just has heel energy
 DigitalSeahorse:   
Cole McKinney: Reminded me the subathin was happening though ^^
OVERKiLL!: 🔧💙 @SmithKurosaki
 SmithKurosaki: @Brett Johnson Oh hi, friend :)
 SFSMaus:    
 BusTed: He took your face... off
ShifuDaxiongmao: just do some lit dynamite in their hole 
MungoDude: 
 GredGredmansson: is that a helmet
 Iluvatardis: you can wear player heads
 50keyz: scissors
 HolyHadouken: Alex is a Facestealer confirmed
 HorusFive: Just something he left laying around
  SmithKurosaki: Is Player Heads drops on?
 josh___something: GRAHAM STARK
 Twilight_Spark: While you were playing Minecraft, Alex was mastering Let's Nope.
thekumquatking:      
  amative1: player heads are just a simple OP command
Jgirl13245: isn't it nametag a player head?
 vinewood_og: "no more drugs for that man"
 DigitalSeahorse: it's your head from when you died probably
 gravity_pike: like Bane, from Batman!
Programmerman1: Face/Off reference 💙
 Arakasi01: Mint 30yo references
ShifuDaxiongmao: lit dynamite! 
 betweenmyself: He took his face off, like that one movie…  Darkman
YeomanAres: The boats were pretty good for James
  amative1: checks out
 public_key_reveal_party: My dad works at Nintendo, he said it can be good
 50keyz: its a blessing if ur evil aligned
 GreyOrb: 100 bats!
 UrielAngelSpy: Irene!
OVERKiLL!: a chainsaw?
Brett Johnson: HELLO FRIEND!
 SmithKurosaki: Keeping out of trouble?
OVERKiLL!: CageFACE.gif
 SmithKurosaki: You can change your YT name if you want btw
 SmithKurosaki: YouTube -> YouTube Studio -> Customization -> Basic Info -> NameYes, it is stupidly buried.
Timlin 22: The bane should be that Team New has to talk like Bane
Reymond Kira: the bane would be giving James a diamond pick with efficency 10
 nevermore913: A good bane as a treat
 matthaus_c: just like tom hardy
 Snouut: You know its serious when Graham takes the glasses off
 Alas_Babylon: Who's Chris Jobs?
LizzyTPau:    ???
  Foxmar320: Me I guess
 wedge_x: "I'll blowe you up, chicken satay!"
MungoDude: a diamond block would be nice
 HolyHadouken: 50  #TeamNew First!
  mister_nibbles: that just sounds like bane from harley quinn
 Fruan: Does Bane talk that way because the only thing he had to listen to growing up in that weird pit prison was old timey radio shows?
IvanRussel: 80 #teamnew
 Snouut: im watching you sleep turner
 Sunidesus: that's not disturbing at all
 tidehollowcat: I need to catch up on Harley Quinn
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 SFSMaus: 51 #teamold
 mercano82: Alex is always watching
Timlin 22: *Thanks Graham for that
 SmithKurosaki: @OVERKiLL! If they have Player Head Drops on (they usually do) deaths can drop head helmets
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 gravity_pike: winner!
 SnackPak_: it happened!
 50keyz: 
ANeMzero: Concerning
 50keyz: YES!
 GredGredmansson: music not helping
 SymphonySolstice: 
 IanAllenBird: : O
MungoDude: ayy 49 blocks
  Juliamon: SHe found the level!
 Suffix: IT HAPPENED!
 josh___something: IT HAPPENED!
LathosTiran: special hieght bug
 avi_miller: Exactly 49 blocks
 ProcyonFlynn: The exact boat height 
 PigmyWurm: there are very specciffic heights that kill you
 margieargie: Fun fact, there's specific heights you can die in a boat
 Fruan: Oh, did you hit a magic number?
  SmithKurosaki: Boat Death1
  amative1: That can happen at specific levels
 badpandabear: One of the magic distances!
 niccus: yep that's 49 blocks
 gravity_pike: Magic number!
  Juliamon: The bug STILL exists
Angreed66: It still exists
 Sorator13: \o/
 josh___something: The bug STILL exists
 tidehollowcat: Congrats on finding the exact height that kills you
 Driosenth: Magic number!
 avi_miller: The bug still exists
 Favre_the_Undead: 49 blocks
00gogo00: something to do with floating point math
 josh___something: there are a LOT of heights
 Dumori: It rounds weird
 Suffix: It's a math thing!
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: So, if you boat exactly 49 or 51 blocks down, you take fall damage.
 ProcyonFlynn: It's not a bug - it's an easter egg 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: woohoo!  i WAS RIGHT
 circusofkirkus: there's a Stand-Up Maths video on it
 josh___something: It's a rounding error
 Alas_Babylon: Rounding error, it's at 49 or 51
 DigitalSeahorse: 
MungoDude: 51 blocks also breaks boats
 Snouut: is there any downsides to dying?
 HorusFive: iS that the one StandUpMaths did?
MaddogM: Why? Minecraft!
 avi_miller: At 51 it will also kill
 ashteranic: *just minecraft things!*
 niccus: and then the layer after that kills you again
 MomoNo9: Bonus bat
 josh___something: 51 also kills you
Sarah_Serinde subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 120 months!
  Sarah_Serinde: Good chunk punching, team. I'm doing this before Serge gets back 
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  mister_nibbles: @circusofkirkus yes, and its very informative
 SnackPak_: good ol floating point to integer conversion
 herph: 4999 #teamold no caillou
Unpronounceable: I remember that Stand Up Maths video
thedepthandbreadthofseth: yep
 YeetTheRich_: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ei58gGM9Z8k - stand up maths video for reference
thedepthandbreadthofseth: also 51!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 50keyz: 
  Sarah_Serinde: @herph 
 ashteranic: There's a youtube video someone made going into the details of why it happens.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 avi_miller: https://bugs.mojang.com/browse/MC-119369
phoenixfeather14: Thx herph!
 margieargie: 1000 #teamnew #teamold Just kinda want to test what happens here...
KeeganLoses: what was the bane?
 avi_miller: Bug is still unresolved
 Koshindan: No clip directly underneath one of the layers.
  Sarah_Serinde: !boons
  LRRbot: Help decide the fate of your favourite competitor! Give bits using #teamOld (Serge, James) or #teamNew (Cori, Graham, Alex) and fun effects will happen every hour based on who's in the lead. (If you mention both teams in your message, your bits will be split between the two.) Team bit totals reset every hour.
 Koshindan: Looking up.
 MomoNo9: Did someone donate bats instead of bits?
  Sarah_Serinde: It divides it evenly
LarkSachrosis subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 93 months!
 LarkSachrosis: Punch that Chunk!
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  amative1: Magic numbers for fall damage are 12, 13, 49, 51, 111, 114, 198, 202, 310, and 315
 Sorator13: @margieargie looks like it split evenly between the two!
OVERKiLL!: that is pretty sick
Cole McKinney: @smithkurosaki I was literally just talking elsewhere about this using my name on Google, lol
 SmithKurosaki: @Brett Johnson Might be better pinging G on Twitch over YT since it's not monitored by crew on screen (much)
 matthaus_c: creepers are pretty helpful in this challenge
NeoOfTheDark subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 69 months!
 NeoOfTheDark: 69 months? Niiiiiice
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thedepthandbreadthofseth: @avi_miller you mean they are still supporting that feature!
  Juliamon: It was tested at the start, it does split them evenly
 Octagone: so what were the boons and banes?
 korvys: It's fine, we'll blame Heather, apparently
midnightcurryjazz: The bug has to do with math
 Dalrint: So is paul in-game or is he using some kind of mod console?
ShifuDaxiongmao: It's ok Alex. It's for the bit(s). 
 SnackPak_:   
 SymphonySolstice: 
 electra310: I missed the boon and bane, who got what this hour?
 cotp_dom: Here's a great video that explains the boat drop errors https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ei58gGM9Z8k
Eille_k subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 51 months!
Angreed66: it's the same level
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 Driosenth: 650 #TeamNew 51 is also a magic height for boat death
 aesir_blade: In brief, the part that sets your fall damage to zero in a boat only gets checked if your next position is at least one integer subpixel deep into the ground. If your speed is such that you exactly hit the ground, then you still take fall damage
 DigitalSeahorse:   I'm scared too
  Texan_Reverend: The Dude abides; the Paul does not.
 betweenmyself: Paul with his notoriously sensitive toes.
  amative1: James is on 49 as well
 SFSMaus: MLG!
 gravity_pike: james can wear his own head as a hat!
OVERKiLL!: bat bane sounded pretty fun tho.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Mollylele: 100 #teamold Love to root for an underdog
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 NeoOfTheDark: 69 #teamnew Last hour? Have more bits!
 DiscordianTokkan:  
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 SymphonySolstice: welp
the_phantom_game_player: diamonds!
 RandomTrivia: 
 SnackPak_: rip-a-roni
Fluffy776: 
midnightcurryjazz: Matt parker did a a good math video about the bug if you want
IvanRussel: 245
  mtvcdm: Diamonds sort of
 Knitting_Goblin: Oof
irreleverent: Could he not dig the dirt first?
 Suffix: 
 Mr_Horrible: 
  Sarah_Serinde: James can you just shovel the dirt before mining the diamonds or did we decide you had to get the ore first
MungoDude: 
 matthaus_c: it's not a wall diamond if you have faith
 RandomTrivia: 
 chrono2x: Could find another diamond elsewhere
 Mr_Horrible: the Waldiamond, the nanomachine ghost from Outlast Kapppa
AmewTheFox: wall diamond can only be used to cast walls
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah fair
ShifuDaxiongmao: yeah, back then diamonds spawned in a max of 2x2x2
00gogo00: could he not dig the dirt before mining the diamonds
 groovemancery: is Wahl Diamond one of those Whalbergs reality shows?
  Sarah_Serinde: Correct
 Alas_Babylon: @00gogo00 Nope, the availability of diamonds means that diamond shovels are possible, so he must make a diamond shovel
lochnessseammonster: 
 KodeMage: can't he choose the order in which he mines blocks?
MungoDude: tuff
 Alas_Babylon: @KodeMage Nope, see explanation to 00gogo00
00gogo00: brutal
 HorusFive: This whole format is nothing but punishment-rules all the way down
  amative1: yes, the boat breaks and the player(s) die
phoenixfeather14: becomes three planks and two sticks
MungoDude: the boat should turn into 3 planks and 2 sticks
 chrono2x: If he gets lucky and get's 3 diamonds, you could make a pick, but I don't know if it is possible without at least 1 level of fortune
 matthaus_c: someone should make Kaizo Punch-A-Chunk
 DoctorHutch: do they have unlimited wood this time?
JDMan94: Uh Alex noises
 as_ever_ellesandra: alex's mic is live
 GredGredmansson: speaking of shovels i hope Cori doesn't forget about her gold one
 HorusFive: Mic-5?
 Easilycrazyhat: Matt Parker did a video on that bug. It's interesting.
3 raiders from Herbert_Erpaderp have joined!
 Alas_Babylon: Michael Five
 KodeMage: so it's not when you need it but when you could use it or when you could construct it?
Aenir798: I love Alex noises 
  Juliamon: DoctorHutch They were given an excess of trees to start
AnimeKitty: Gods remember when boats broke from a stiff wind?
 Sorator13: @DoctorHutch Effectively; if they run out, they can go mine it elsewhere on the surface
irreleverent: What if team old's boon is just a single diamond 
Herbert_Erpaderp: hey hey!
 BrowneePoints: I've met Meg 2nd hand
 josh___something: Mike doesn't deserve this
 PigmyWurm: I'm wondering if Paul is taking a long time to enact a punishment, or if he has already done something which they haven't discovered yet.
Witchy_Diana: does there happen to be a mod for minecraft that lets me toggle mining instead of holding to mine for minutes at a time?
  TStodden: @DoctorHutch They can leave their chunk to mine wood, if needed.
Herbert_Erpaderp: You absolutely did
 Darleysam:  I should make a boat
 niccus: geologists regularly lick rocks, they would
Witchy_Diana: because this looks relaxing
 Fenhl: yeah this bug is the only thing that can still turn a boat into sticks and planks in current Minecraft
 Sorator13: @PigmyWurm He said something about having trouble figuring out how a command works a few minutes ago
 DoctorHutch: cool, thanks for the answers all
YeomanAres: Team new has a lot of deep slate
 DigitalSeahorse:   Alex noises 
  mtvcdm: Ouch
 herph:  
MungoDude:  
 MrSarkhan:  
 SymphonySolstice:   
Relentless_Bread: wow old is only 60ish blocks behind
Cheer10000000000 subscribed at Tier 1.
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 Knitting_Goblin: Wall diamond, rough
 matthaus_c: you didn't have faith
 LilyOfTheVeil6666:  
  SmithKurosaki: F
 Fanklok: A hilarious bane would be a single block of obsidian
 50keyz: for a boon what if you gave them obsidian blocks so they could make a portal. of course they would need to mine them first.
TheAinMAP:  
gizmofreak1: 10 billion
 margieargie: 100 #teamwalldiamond
 DigitalSeahorse: wow
 Sorator13: yeah, 10 billion
MungoDude: that dirt will go so fast
 TheNerdWonder: youi CAN break it rhough
lord_bry0n subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 63 months!
 lord_bry0n: punch all the chunks!
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 as_ever_ellesandra: oh no no graham you can
Master_Gunner: you can mine it, just take like 2 minutes of straight punching.
 TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Oh, you can mine it.
 as_ever_ellesandra: it takes Forever
JDMan94: Oh you can
 Koshindan: You can mine it. It's just slow.
  amative1: You can mine Obsidian, it just takes FOREVER
  Juliamon: Iron can break obsidian but it is painful
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 PigmyWurm: I mean you can, it just takes forever
 electra310: You can mine it, it just takes a long time
MungoDude: obsidian will still break, it just won't drop blocks without diamond or better
 Iluvatardis: you can mine obsidian without a diamond pick. it just takes a long time.
Angreed66: you still can mine obsidian with even a hand it just takes ages
jecorum subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 10 months!
 jecorum: woot
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Jgirl13245: minutes even.
 TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: You can break it with punching it, it just takes 8 minutes.
  TStodden: I wonder...  how accurate can Paul be with Anvils?
 Saintnex: I think they did that once as a bane, and it turned out to just be deeply unfun
 UrielAngelSpy: I think it takes 4 minutes to mine obsidian by hand. Halves by tool level.
 as_ever_ellesandra: a previous punch a chunk gave someone 9 blocks of obsidian underneath them
 as_ever_ellesandra: it was the decider
 Akaiatana: Just mine another boat. Boat ores are a thing
ShifuDaxiongmao: practice the ladder skipping 
  SmithKurosaki: @TStodden If Serge's chat can get him with twitch webhook delay, I think Paul can absolutely get people in real time
 margieargie: @Akaiatana I hear they show up in rows
 Snouut: spam clicking the ore makes it go faster ive heard
nova_plushie: are you doing a watch-a-long during the down time? liske last sub-a-thon?
StreetRach subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 63 months!
 StreetRach: YAHOO
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  Juliamon: !schedule
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  SmithKurosaki: @nova_plushie, yes
  Sarah_Serinde: @nova_plushie Yes
thedepthandbreadthofseth: and cori's axe!
  amative1: Paul, I think James is asking for another Boat Witch
 Cheer10000000000: lol i forgot what my twitch username was. i dont use twitch often but i decided to show up for the subathon
 EikoandMog: @nova_plushie We are!
MaddogM: If james doesn't die from falling, is it really minecraft?
 Fenhl: the heights that trigger the boat bug are 12, 13, 49, 51, 111, 114, 198, 202, 310, and 315 meters
 matthaus_c: Nice Breaks btw
ShifuDaxiongmao: we hope team new reveals diamonds on this layer 
 Heckhoundbolt: here it comes
 Heckhoundbolt: the rage
 gravity_pike: Serge is going to eat 2 chicken sandwiches in front of everyone!
 circusofkirkus: now both Serge and James need to eat at the same time
 MrSarkhan: 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 SymphonySolstice: fish friends
the_phantom_game_player: Hello
 Koshindan: Oh I hope they multiply.
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 DigitalSeahorse: FEESH
MajorFrostbyte: Serge a rino!
 matthaus_c: fried chicken ASMR
MicroManagingMusician: oh that sounds
MicroManagingMusician: yum
 DigitalSeahorse: brag butt
 GredGredmansson: 
 Suffix: I have still not been to Bird Man.
midnightcurryjazz: ew eating sounds
 StreetRach: 400 #TeamNew
ShifuDaxiongmao: someone should tell serge about latest Bit result 
 Koshindan: Serge is going to make them lose another round of boons.
Angreed66: Time for serge to notice the breaks
midnightcurryjazz: time to mute
 TheNerdWonder: on the plus side, those silverfish are blocks you no longer have to mine
 halfaringcircus: James with the grizzled veteran patented stoop.
 CelestaRose: 1000 Go Team New!
 Cheer10000000000: sandwich ASMR 👀
 DigitalSeahorse:  
  amative1: New ahead by ~200
thedepthandbreadthofseth: which is worse, minecraft or irl silverfish?
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 Montesque64: Happy to contribute to more Subathon
 SymphonySolstice: 
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 MrSarkhan: 
 SnackPak_:   
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 fastlane250: 
 public_key_reveal_party: 
 Sunidesus: there it is
 EikoandMog: 
 Suffix:   
 HorusFive: There it is 
 Sorator13: 
nova_plushie: what is with you all and silver fish? the most times i herd them is brought up is during your content.
 underhill33: 
lochnessseammonster: 
  Sarah_Serinde: And they earned a boon without you
phoenixfeather14: 
  SmithKurosaki: Gottem
thekumquatking:       
 DeathWarrior555:   
GoblinMyra:  
the_phantom_game_player: 
SuperFpac: y'all do good work. keep it up :)
  SmithKurosaki: nice breaks on the teamnew side
 Fruan: Serge not being here to draw heat was the key
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 NightValien28: you would think the CREATOR of this module would not break that many tools
 OmnipotentTrevor: Does the sandwich have pickles in it, or does it lack perfection?
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 Dedwrekka: @nova_plushie They probably experience them more often because they prefer wet areas. So being on an island...
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noSmokeFire: on call in the thread if you want another pair of hands to debug, Paul
ShifuDaxiongmao: give them ONE diamond 
 theevermist: the boon is fried chicken
 betweenmyself: the boon: additional sleep paralysis demons for moral support
 Seth_Erickson: Pickles no good 
 Snouut: 2 diamonds if Serge eats the sandwich in one bite
 NightValien28: ooh friend chicken now that's tasty
 public_key_reveal_party: @lord_bry0n it's minimal, serge just hates breaking them
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/DeafEntertainingCroissantPRChase--EIchx61qVkJQDMb
 micalovits: Would love if he just turned a layer into dirt so they can use the diamond shovel
 NonUniqueGuy: I don't like pickles on sandwiches.
00gogo00: I can help debug minecraft commands if needed
 OmnipotentTrevor: I'll take your pickles if you don't want 'em
IvanRussel: 95 #TeamNew Welcome back Serge
 Sorator13: Oh, we need to show Serge the- yes, that
  Sarah_Serinde: If you combine two tools that are low on durability, the resulting tool has slightly more durability than the original two tools individually. So when you're really low on resources like iron, you can squeeze a little more use out of those tools
 Dog_of_Myth: Pickles are great on sandwiches.
 L0rdX33n: I don’t care for pickles either
 Seth_Erickson: I don't like pickles or pickling flavors
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 L0rdX33n: and it’s ok to not like things
 Sunidesus: dill pickles are great, sweet pickles less so
JDMan94: Pickles provide wonderful acidity and a little cronch to sandwich
JDMan94: Very good stuff
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 emberBecky: https://clips.twitch.tv/PiercingDeterminedPanCurseLit-JjqfNbq4u78X3cpz
thedepthandbreadthofseth: ok, boat fial time!
 gravity_pike: A TWOFER!
 Sorator13: not "we", Serge
 SymphonySolstice: aaand there's 51
 Fenhl: there's the 51
 Mr_Horrible: just psychological warfare
 Easilycrazyhat: 51 is a death height too XD
 emberBecky: https://clips.twitch.tv/ModernPiercingGorillaArsonNoSexy-fCZbeudTvymiS5pE
 KodeMage: 51
 DiscordianTokkan: *snort*
 micalovits: More boat bugs!
 Sorator13: 
  amative1: and 51 down is the OTHER boat number
thedepthandbreadthofseth: yes \o/
  SmithKurosaki: 
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Did the boat break?
 itira: 
 TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: 49 and 51
 margieargie: Awwww, I was hoping for three in a row
 Dog_of_Myth: Get yourself some spicy pickles for a sandwich. Good suff.
TheAinMAP: 
 62MGcobra: maybe use the bucket o water
 Mr_Horrible: a Michael Keaton themed restaurant?
MungoDude: do you now have 2 sticks and 3 planks?
the_phantom_game_player: It sounds good
 circusofkirkus: give them pre-lit TNT
 Fenhl: yeah it turns the boat into sticks and planks
 62MGcobra: free labor?
 lord_bry0n: I don't know Serge having a chest  full of almost broken tools sounds like something team chaos would do.  Doesn't  sound very orderly
 TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: If you fall in a boat from some VERY specific heights, you die. 49 and 51 are two of those heights.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: ok, cool
 62MGcobra: labour*
Witchy_Diana: boon of remove the bats?
 howdyhowdyhowdyyall: rules question? is getting wood from outside the chunk allowed?
 Snouut: 2 diamonds if serge can eat the sandwich in one bite
JDMan94: I'd be very careful about boat
 Heckhoundbolt: cori is about to die
  amative1: inb4 TNT destroys one of the diamonds, meaning James still can't make the pick
 as_ever_ellesandra: cori will die if she does it now I think
 Dumori: Do not boat till 12
 Sorator13: @howdyhowdyhowdyyall Normally no, but today yes
 Easilycrazyhat: XDXD
 TotallyNotaBeholder: @TheSoundOfWhiteNoise I have to ask if you know why, that's wild
 Sunidesus: oooooo, that has possibilities
 BrowneePoints: Gotta say, just seeing yall sittin around together in this atmosphere really revives the older streaming days/desert buses and it's a big hit of nostalgia. Just a lot of wonderful vibes 
 IanAllenBird: kmjikomjik
  Sarah_Serinde: You can also get less than double out of it
 EikoandMog: There it is.
 Koshindan: Repair it with a diamond!
 Dumori: 49 and 51
 Easilycrazyhat: XD
noSmokeFire: hooray! he used my command! ...but it took some work >.>
 Fruan: There's the 51
 SnackPak_: theres 51
 YareNiDaze: 51 also does it.
 as_ever_ellesandra: 49 blocks and 51 blocks
 SymphonySolstice: aaand cori finds the 51
LathosTiran: nice command forming
 Sorator13: It's only those two, Cori
 micalovits: 49&51
midnightcurryjazz: 51!
  SmithKurosaki: Boat glitch claims another
  amative1: 49 and 51 deep (which are levels 15 and 13 in the PaC)
 LordZarano: BOTH teams hit both 49 and 51!
 Easilycrazyhat: @Sorator13 Well, there are more, but nothing they'll hit here.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: and some really high numbers
midnightcurryjazz: No, its more
 Dumori: There's others
 as_ever_ellesandra: further actually
 SymphonySolstice: not only but that's what's relevant here
 Fenhl: it's 12, 13, 49, 51, 111, 114, 198, 202, 310, and 315
 PharaohBender27: (returning from a sushi dinner with folks) Oh, TeamNew just barely leading in blocks
 Saintnex: there are a few more
  SmithKurosaki: !pacrukes
  SmithKurosaki: !pacrules
  LRRbot: Basic rules: you may only dig one layer at a time, using only resources found in your chunk, and you must be using the best possible pickaxe/shovel available to you. For comprehensive rules: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Wnqq3jFqotJNLU57Ge70g6dwsiFbBEw82Gwp8Vr4rEM/edit?usp=sharing
MungoDude: there's more, but the next one is 111 which won't be relevant today
  amative1: 49 and 51 are the only relevant ones
midnightcurryjazz: Math strikes again
 Welbog: Bats don't just /happen/, Graham
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Fenhl this
 YareNiDaze: @Saintnex but they're not relevant for Punch-a-Chunk.
 Saintnex: but they get exceedingly hard to hit
 Sorator13: Oh sure, there are others, but not when chunk-punching
 Mantafold: he needs an anvil to fix it with a diamond..
 DigitalSeahorse:  are they con caves?
 Snouut: thats gamer terms is it
vengeancepaladin: hello 
 BusTed: 
 Twilight_Spark: 
 Snouut:  
 SymphonySolstice:  ?
Spades_Slicc: Serge diamondhands real?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: squeak
 Jigokuro:  
 PharaohBender27: 
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Sorator13: @Mantafold I think he's just trying to hold the fortune pickaxe to *use* it on diamond, not to repair it
 fastlane250: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 SFSMaus:  
 DoubleNterprises:   
 GredGredmansson: 
 DeM0nFiRe:  
Astramentha:   
  amative1: 
 62MGcobra: Morgan Freeman says "and there was no more diamonds"
thebuzzstreams: Are we winning kids?
 iris_of_ether: 
 TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Graham, the boat deaths are on 12, 13, 49, 51, 111, 114, 198, 202, 310 and 315
 DoubleNterprises: Just a little peench
 Mantafold: drop an anvil on serge!!
 Easilycrazyhat: the best kind of correct
 ProcyonFlynn:  ?
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 iris_of_ether:   
ShifuDaxiongmao: infested blocks take longer to break 
 SFSMaus: Pinch?
 SnackPak_: betting... in minecraft
 DoubleNterprises: Not in the US it ain't
 PharaohBender27: Not if it's done through channel points!
 SFSMaus: Little pinch?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 HorusFive: We literally bet with our bits
epsilon_vee: "in minecraft"
thebuzzstreams: "That's immoral" got water to come out of my nose!
 as_ever_ellesandra: well, one team has both punch a chunk champions on it
 JustMeJude: Idk if there will be more boons but being able to mine wall diamonds would be clutch
 margieargie: Do we have any science-based over-under?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: oija??  tarot?
 suladan_the_serpent_lord: clip that
 YareNiDaze: Serge advocating gamba... in Minecraft
 Twilight_Spark: Do we have any variance over or under on the acuteness of this existential crisis?
 L0rdX33n: I am literally eating a full steak dinner and Serge is making me want a chicken sandwich. Such rizz
 tidehollowcat: DQ for you!
 Laserbeaks_Fury: that's immaterial
 ThePerrBearr: i'd put channel points on the winner
  amative1: Serge just keeps digging himself further into a hole...
 DigitalSeahorse:  that's a panic attack
  SmithKurosaki: Serge, advocating for gamba? In our MC server?
 GredGredmansson: !findquote panic
  LRRbot: Quote #1717: "If you panic, all of humanity dies." —Cameron [2016-02-05]
  mtvcdm: This next boon could decide it all really.
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  SmithKurosaki: @amative1, Last I checked that was the goal, yes 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: peer reviewed double blind longitudinal study?
EvilBadman: Why'd you become an enemy of the Deep Slate, G
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Serge, mine your iron.
Spades_Slicc: Are the quote dates year day month or year month day?
 matthaus_c: !holes
  LRRbot: Did someone say Holes??
 Mr_Horrible: okay but did he lose damage on his gap closer?
 GredGredmansson: !findquote fill
  LRRbot: Quote #7780: "(gasp) You get to fill the Pipes of Creation!" —Ian [2021-09-19]
 spawnofhastur: he's also james hole faller
 ProcyonFlynn: So it's 4 hours of grind for an RNG dependent finish?  Rough speed run.
Programmerman1: This is fun background sound for trying to make some marinade
 Dumori: Good ol Polyseal James
 HorusFive: That's the opposite of what James generally does
MajorFrostbyte: Is that naughty? That sounded naughty.
  Juliamon: Spades_Slicc Year-month-day
 YareNiDaze: @Mr_Horrible I was just trying to phrase this joke! Thank you.
 suladan_the_serpent_lord: can there be an ancient city in the chunks?
ShifuDaxiongmao: layer 10 to 12 still has high diamond chances
 Laserbeaks_Fury: If there's a gap, yo he'll fill it.
WriterRaven: There is no deepslate in Ba Sing Se.
 iris_of_ether: https://clips.twitch.tv/BlightedResourcefulLarkStoneLightning-J_JfXtS85GflY2EA
 Dedwrekka: James "Gapfiller" "BC Muff" Turner
  mtvcdm: Next boon and bane may well come right at the death.
 Saintnex: now just imagine another 40 odd layers of deepslate Graham?
the_phantom_game_player: Shrek in Minecraft
mexfire: 
 Mr_Horrible: @YareNiDaze RIP James "Rough Divide" Turner 
AnimeKitty: 
 GredGredmansson: !findquote iron
  LRRbot: Quote #276: "Let's go blow up some iron!" —RebelliousUno [2015-05-14]
  amative1: it broke on James's fall
 as_ever_ellesandra: the boat explorded
 FarleyF: https://clips.twitch.tv/VibrantMoralPoultryTF2John-PYkGabkGZcSmx-XH
 Akaiatana: Water Those???
 TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Literally wielding water
  Juliamon: The boat death bug kills both you and the boat
thedepthandbreadthofseth: the boat fails were 4 for 4, right?
 Snouut: hello graham
thedepthandbreadthofseth: both teams, each height?
 Snouut: up nice and close
 spawnofhastur: I'd love to try decent Southern Fried Chicken but it's not really a thing here in Australia. All we got is KFC. 
 as_ever_ellesandra: correct
 DigitalSeahorse:  leggy
 ShaneLeeAtk: Poor Yamcha
Programmerman1: Don't we all love food?
 TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Next boat death an 111 height.
bagfullofbees: you know what I want to see someday? A no-rules Punch-a-chunk
 FarleyF: can you show us some ankle Graham
 Suffix: There's many more.
 as_ever_ellesandra: We are passed the relevant boat heights for this
 TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: No, there are MANY more Graham. 12, 13, 49, 51, 111, 114, 198, 202, 310 or 315
Merysiowav: 
 Favre_the_Undead: nashville hot chicken is the best imo
  amative1: 49 and 51 are the only relevant ones
JDMan94: Too be fair, many people said it
 josh___something: We TOLD you
ShifuDaxiongmao: chat did post warnings earlier 
  Juliamon: We kept mentioning both, not our fault you didn't read those messages
 Sorator13: Many folks *did* try to tell you
 tidehollowcat: @bagfullofbees There's a speedrun category for that
 Dumori: I 100% warned you to not
 YareNiDaze: Nah, lots of people said it. Streamer needs to read chat more 
 FarleyF: @bagfullofbees run a Punch a Chunk with Ultimine - Just speed run it
 Athelgar: i dont know if anywone else has commented, but G's VHS jacket is great
 josh___something: smh, streamers
 betweenmyself: I love how the bug is that boats explode at specific heights, rather than that they survive the vast majority of falls
 Sorator13: Oh yeah, absolutely, that's what made it funny 
 Fruan: Its almost like Chat is a terrible method of trying to explain things.
 YareNiDaze: "No that's not why"
 50keyz: @Athelgar lots of flashbacks to buying blank tapes to record Gundam Wing on YTV
 Mr_Horrible: no, my Union is why I get 20 breaks, Serge
 Sorator13: "No that's not why" 
 HorusFive:  no that's not why 
 Heckhoundbolt: yes
 Mr_Horrible: solidarity
ShifuDaxiongmao: to be fair, we do often get ignored.. and it tends to be well-deserved 
 Suffix: It was Hubris.
 matthaus_c: I meannnn
 Jigokuro: 
 herph: well
 public_key_reveal_party: It was 100% indifference
phoenixfeather14: yes, he did
thekumquatking: He did do it on purpose, yeah
nyoomgoom: blocking out the chatters 
  Sarah_Serinde: This time when Serge was away it was on purpose 
 Saintnex: actively stopped caring lol
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I just gave up and got my binoculars ready.
 spawnofhastur: huehuehue or hork ptui?
 codatski: Punk Chunching
 RedRaptor: Where did Graham get that cool looking jacket?
 Athelgar: @50keyz so many recorded Just For Laughs episodes to memorize routines
iarethel0ser: It was entirely on purpose.
 PigmyWurm: why shield?
 DainBread: Two plus two is fouuuuuuur.
 50keyz: @Athelgar omg yes. get out of my head lol
 Koshindan: It's after 11 am. Serge can math at this time of day.
 niccus: if you want to tempt fate, you can build up and hit 111 and 114
 GredGredmansson: I CAN ONLY COUNT TO FOUR
 Sorator13: @PigmyWurm Defending from exploding creepers earlier
 public_key_reveal_party: Oh good, Serge is gonna give Paul a math lesson, this can only go well
 DainBread: @GredGredmansson Heck yeah, Psychostick.
KeeganLoses: 1000 #TeamOld
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 0x6772: Got all that, Paul? There'll be a test.
 PharaohBender27: A channel I mod for literally does channel point bets for diamonds
 theevermist: I hope there is
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: That is incorrect. You have a 40% chance of 1 and 20% each chance of 2, 3, & 4.
  Sarah_Serinde: @PharaohBender27 So does James's
  MrPhlip: It'll be a 2/7 chance of 1, and a 1/7 chance of each of 2,3,4,5,6
 BeardSquadGO: 1000  #TeamNew
  SmithKurosaki: @DainBread, Hihi 
 PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde Good to know! 
 DainBread: @SmithKurosaki 
  MrPhlip: For an EV of 3.14
thedepthandbreadthofseth: teamn ewww....
 62MGcobra: last night I forgot about the subathon today but watched Horror Express last night 
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah it's definitely more fun when it's close
  Juliamon: It comes down to the cleanup step *every time*
 MrSarkhan: ominous
 Dumori: Fortune V is ~= to  Pi ore
 PharaohBender27: 
 emberBecky: sleep. sleep for now...
GoblinMyra: thats totes not ominous
  amative1: uh oh
 RandomTrivia: Ominous 
 Fruan: Messing about for the comedy is a remarkably good self balancing system.
 DoctorHutch: thats what happens when the floor and the ceiling on performance are basically next to eachother 
 IbunWest: 
  mtvcdm: I'm surprised there's not been a blowout yet.
 matthaus_c: so you mine a diamond ore and you get Pie?
 betweenmyself: just wait…  for good things 
the_phantom_game_player: 
 stevefromdetroit: ohi @IbunWest 
 Sunidesus: what
 SnackPak_: ooo
 PharaohBender27: 
 GredGredmansson: what
 FarleyF: the second rule is never talk about punch chunk
 IanAllenBird: this is paul's boon
 Koshindan: Watch Serge get the diamonds.
 Dumori: #teamchaos
 Alahmnat: the power has gone to Paul's head
 atinyspacemarine: I love paul messing with the game
 L0rdX33n: Oh, Graham and… Paul? Alex? One of those pairs, because of you I watched Kentucky Fried Movie and Amazon Women on the Moon and nearly died laughing, so sincere thank you.
 malfnord: Power has gone to Paul's head!
  mtvcdm: This is just Paul messing with you
 Mr_Horrible: "punch each other's pits" damn, horny twitter keeps bleeding into twitch
Spades_Slicc: Ohh, switch PITS not switch PICKS
 atinyspacemarine: like, please trip on power like this more
 Sorator13: alex no
TheAinMAP: Time to rotate the pits.
Bruceski: If someone manages to finish, who wins?
 ProcyonFlynn: Oh - given old diamond spawning - that's a BIG boon for TeamOld
 theevermist: has paul gone mad with power?
stippledotter: 510 #TeamOld #TeamNew (team borrowed, team blue?)
  Sarah_Serinde: The rule is also that you need to use the best tool available, which is not your fist
Angreed66: You can "punch" their chunk
 betweenmyself: *Segre immediately finds Diamond*
 PharaohBender27: So is the idea that each team goes *slower* so as not to give the other team an advantage?
 atinyspacemarine: If you get to the end, in your opponents hole, who wins?
Angreed66: literal punch
Jundinator: Why is James not punching chunks
 LarkSachrosis: "Why is nobody punching chunks? I specifically requested it."
 Mr_Horrible: Paul's just here to Mix It Up
Magnifisquatch: five minutes seems reasonable
 MrSarkhan:  
 RandomTrivia: 
 HorusFive:  
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 as_ever_ellesandra: this is neither a boon or a bane, this is a paul
 Stephonee: It's a good compromise if everyone is unhappy!
 matthaus_c: the chat loves it
 Sorator13: Ah yes, the good ol' angry compromise
  Sarah_Serinde: @Jundinator Only one person per team (usually) is punching at a time. James just finished a shift
 Mr_Horrible: "If everyone's attacking me I must be doing it right" - 
 GredGredmansson: "Both teams don't like it, so I guess that's going well"
 Mathwyn: Thats how you know its balanced!
MicroManagingMusician: I had to go for a bit what was the bane?
EvilBadman: Symmetrical effects!
 SharktoothJack: paul the techfiend
Line Noise: Paul: Chaotic Evil
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 50keyz: herringbone?
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: "Perfectly symmetrical effects are always balanced, that's why they're symmetrical"
 NonUniqueGuy: if everyone hates it, it is good
 Koshindan: If a tool breaks in the other hole, shouldn't it count for that team's hole?
 Akaiatana: Ferrous Hewer's Day Off
elah806: my favorite part of punch a chunk is when paul starts a little monologue and I try to guess where he's going with it. i've never been right
 margieargie: 1900 And my last bits of the day go to... team LoadingReadyRun!
 50keyz: spite break the diamonds with a stone pickaxe if you uncover them?
  Sarah_Serinde: @50keyz Against the rule of using the best tool available to you
  mtvcdm: I mean also, Heather kicks you all out in an hour to play Duck Detective.
 Sorator13: @50keyz You have to use the best tool available, so that only works if you have no better picks or materials to make them
 SmithKurosaki: Its hilarious
Reymond Kira: I think Pail is Chaotic Neutral
Reymond Kira: because he is fair
 SymphonySolstice: 
 SnackPak_: daaaang
 herph: YAY
 50keyz: @Sarah_Serinde dang
  Sarah_Serinde: ouch
 matthaus_c: is the goat still okay
  SmithKurosaki: 
 BusTed: 
 RandomTrivia: OOOF
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 MrSarkhan: F
 PharaohBender27: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Brutal
 Easilycrazyhat: Oh noooo
 Heckhoundbolt: brutal
 Saintnex: Welp
MicroManagingMusician: wait did they switch?
 Mr_Horrible: Serge discovering the Joys of Capitalism
  Sarah_Serinde: Yes
 Favre_the_Undead: welp
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Jundinator: Are they in the same hole
  Sarah_Serinde: Paul told them to switch chunks
 Sorator13: @MicroManagingMusician temporarily, yes
 HorusFive: Alex just starts walling up the other pit
  amative1: I think Paul should switch them back right before they finish that layer =D
Master_Gunner: you also have to use those diamonds to dig their chunk for the next 18 minutes.
  Sarah_Serinde: @Jundinator Each time has their own chunk
 matthaus_c: 50/50, either happens or it doesn't
  Sarah_Serinde: @Master_Gunner That's a fair point
 ProcyonFlynn: Old chunks were 1 node per chunk - with a chance for spillover across chunk-lines.  IIRC
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: You will dig up a bunch of the Teamnew chunk with the diamonds you get from it; that might be enough of a head start.
Chesul: Diamonds don't spawn more than ones per chunk really, it's incredibly rare.
 as_ever_ellesandra: have to get the iron, smelt it, make a pick then come down, get the gold, smelt it, make another pic
Chesul: (one set)
 orangeceltic71: #teamnew 10000
MungoDude: about 1500 dur
Angreed66: 1561 dura for diamond
  MrPhlip: Diamond pick has 6 layers worth of durability
Trovaoawm_: 
 ThePerrBearr: then you'll dog so fast for 32 blocks
JDMan94: Serge is gonna be banging away at your alls deepslate
 SFSMaus: 1000 #teamold
JDMan94: It's absolutely a positive
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Alex just took 6 Iron out of the Teamold furnace. 
 Sorator13: Alex will also use your hole, as instructed
 GredGredmansson: cmon get in the boat, fish fish
 Seth_Erickson: but how many diamond picks will serge make with the diamonds acquired via the fortune 5 pick? or do they even still have that I've been away
 NotCainNorAbel: straight up, that would be amazing
 Tangsm: Just gripping that iron between your teeth.
 public_key_reveal_party: And several tons of rock in your pocket
 PharaohBender27: 
 stevefromdetroit: using the ladder i s slower - which is key right n ow i t hink
 Sorator13: @Seth_Erickson I don't think he's used it yet
 Sorator13: still clearing out the layer before the diamond
thedepthandbreadthofseth: "oh, yeah... that ladder is just painted on"  *bites lip
 Lysander_salamander: I'm a bit surprised earlier that nobody put "desertbus with minecraft canoe" as an option in that polling game
 Easilycrazyhat: And who's fault is that, Serge?
 MyrddintheWizard: what bar?
 Octagone: couldn't serge just stop after they get the diamonds
 betweenmyself: What BYAAAAAR!?! 
Koios7: Cant Serge just mine the diamond out last in the layer?
  SmithKurosaki: Lets see if they remember to use that fortune pick on the diamonds
 Sorator13: Yeah, there's no rule that you have to take the fastest travel to the bottom of the pit
 Caffine1138: in the middle of our chest
 DigitalSeahorse: 6 glod
 logophile99: also the counter  for team old is not counting
  Sarah_Serinde: @Octagone always be punching (you're not allowed to just stop and stand around)
  amative1: Our Chest, in the middle of Our Chest
 Iluvatardis: i stepped away for a few minutes. why did they switch sides?
 RandomTrivia: 
 SnackPak_: 5?!?
 Easilycrazyhat: Wow
 DigitalSeahorse: wow
 RandomTrivia: Holy
 Tandtroll_OG: With this hole-switch I dont think there is much chance of team old to win anymore
 Heckhoundbolt: THAT IS SO BAD
 Sorator13: Disgusting
 RandomTrivia: The 8 stack
  Sarah_Serinde: @Iluvatardis Because Paul said so
ShifuDaxiongmao: power of Fortune V
Chesul: how much longer on the swap?
 Seth_Erickson: yeah but how many diamond picks do you leave with James
 Tangsm: If team new wins the bit race, Paul should extend the time of the swap for them.
 GredGredmansson: more gold
Cptasparagus: is tickling against the rules
 GredGredmansson:  OOF
the_phantom_game_player: 
  Pharmacistjudge: evening y'all
 Sorator13: @Cptasparagus technically no
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 GredGredmansson:  BRING HAAAA
Angreed66: 6 layers
 DigitalSeahorse:  hahahahaha ha
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: 6.4 layers or so.
 Gekyouryuu: Here's a funny coincidence: I'm getting a ride home, and the car in front of me has a license plate with LRL
 ProcyonFlynn:  if you finish you're opponents chunk first - do they win?
 Nigouki: i walk away for a few minutes and miss giga diamonds!? boooooo
donzmb: I think so
 Sorator13: @Nigouki dw, there's four more
 SFSMaus:  
 Sorator13: also we're currently swapped pits, so that's... interesting
nova_plushie: this has all been great background noise wile i do my own mining in Warframe. Go team New
  Pharmacistjudge: so from what i'm seeing.  team old just had WAY more luck than team new
 DoubleNterprises: 
 xVoxtric: "you have great luck for future ref"
 KaleidoscopeMind: uh
 Sorator13: @Pharmacistjudge Well, the teams have temporarily swapped pits, so that makes things interesting
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 LostThePirate: XD
 BrowneePoints: You didn't warm up first
 MrSarkhan: 
thebuzzstreams: Phrasing?
WriterRaven: You wanna take that one again, Serge?
 Gascitygaming: at the same time
 Stella_Noctis: 
Master_Gunner: 1 node per chunk, but sometimes the node from one chunk bleeds into the next.
 RedRaptor: Serge, you can't just ask someone that.
 ProcyonFlynn: !phrasing
  LRRbot: "Phrasing has never been a thing and I will never do it even once." —Ian Horner, 2021
Bearudite: hole riddled with pests
 NonUniqueGuy: You should see a doctor
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Alahmnat: I feel like part of what keeps this weirdly fair is Paul not actually knowing anything about Minecraft when he decides to do stuff
  amative1: It's one node per chunk period, unless you get bleed-over from a neighboring chunk.
Angreed66: 1 vein per chunk is a rule unless the chunk over bleeds into it in this gen.
  Sarah_Serinde: It's possible there's another diamond vein that starts in an adjacent chunk and has some number of ores reach into this chunk, but I don't think the odds are great
 Digigoner: Saying a hole is "riddled" with anything is pretty problematic
ShifuDaxiongmao: it also had small weird creatures 
 betweenmyself: this hole is chock full of bones 
 Pinwiz11: Something something absolute casserole
 Mollylele: !holes
  LRRbot: Did somebody mention classic young-adult action-adventure movie Holes??
 spawnofhastur: this is exactly why i love the subathons because the atmosphere is so different to desert bus lol
Trovaoawm_: 
  mtvcdm: !addquote (Graham) [now] Our hole is riddled with issues.
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 Sorator13: @Pinwiz11 a moment I would love to selectively remove from my brain
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ShifuDaxiongmao: Paul, you can also just magically even out things 
MicroManagingMusician: wait what our the pickaxe and shovel icons? how is broken larger then the other one
  amative1: NOT ON AVERAGE. There is one node per chunk unless there is cross-chunk bleedover.
JDMan94: I don't think that's a good thing for team new
  SmithKurosaki: !addquote (Serge) [now] What is wrong with your hole?
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 Seth_Erickson: No I  think you getting twice the diamonds is going to end up overtaking any lead gained
 matthaus_c: it's diamonds next layer
 DigitalSeahorse: I hope this pick lasts to get the diamond
 as_ever_ellesandra: make sure you have enough iron durability
 DigitalSeahorse: good
 Sorator13: @MicroManagingMusician Pickaxe only counts picks; broken shovel counts all broken tools, I think?
the_phantom_game_player: Sorry if they said but whats happening during nights during the subathon when no ones there?
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irreleverent: I know that this is the lowest stakes possible, but it's a little silly that Paul made a call that seemed to disadvantage team old and then immediately backpedaled once it looked like it might benefit team old
WolfGirlVeronica: ive been watching raw how did team new catch up?
 matthaus_c: is this like when Shinji entered Rei's entry plug
 DigitalSeahorse: Alex was inside Serge's head though
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 Jigokuro: Neighbor Diamonds? It's free real estate. 
 Sorator13: @irreleverent I think it was less "might benefit team old" and more "feels bad for one team to take all of both teams' diamonds"
 50keyz: regardless of whether or not it was fair it was entertaining 
 CastleOtranto: You ever look at side by side Minecraft streams and think someone is mining vertically up?
irreleverent: I feel like if you're leaning into the chaos you should fully lean into it
 Alahmnat: like carbon into diamond, Alex would be crushed
 Sorator13: m'feeto
MungoDude: mefitopheles
 Suffix: Tostitos.
 Koshindan: Yeeting the diamond means you won't have to go back up to make a shovel if you find dirt/gravel.
  Pharmacistjudge: does team new have to make a diamond shovel?
 SmithKurosaki: Hi Sandal
 SmithKurosaki: Hope you're enjoying this PAC special
 tidehollowcat: Serge wouldn't know anything about yeeting diamonds into lava.
 Heckhoundbolt: @Pharmacistjudge if they run into dirt
 CastleOtranto: *tips fedora* M'cheetos
 Sorator13: @Pharmacistjudge only if/when they encounter dirt/gravel
 spawnofhastur: in the worked place. straight up "shirking it". and by it, haha, let's just say. my dutis.
  amative1: neck-and-neck
 50keyz:  its a game of inches
  Sarah_Serinde: One of the things we care about here is whether the players are having fun. If a chaotic choice is going to make one time just legit miserable, it's very reasonable to change that choice
JDMan94: Thr difference in deepslate is huge
  Sarah_Serinde: *one team
Garfman314: except, you're in the lead
 DigitalSeahorse:    vrrrooom
Sandalphon: Always
  mtvcdm: The winner is always meant to be friendship.
 IbunWest: i think itll come down to bedrock navigation
 pleonasticTautology: hello I am back from my nap
ShifuDaxiongmao: teamold will overtake them, just by being faster at stuff when out of hole
 Sorator13: @pleonasticTautology welcome back! chaos has occurred!
 saucemaster5000: In my opinion the diamond got cheated not the players
  Sarah_Serinde: !boons
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 dspmu: 900 #TeamOld
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 Mazrae: You had 2.5 people mining for a bit because Alex went gremlin for a bit
 pleonasticTautology: @Sorator13 yeah my nesting partner mentioned that they switched holes for 20 minutes????????
 Favre_the_Undead: tea mold
 Favre_the_Undead: teamold
 Sunidesus: 500 #teamold
  amative1: @pleonasticTautology only like 10, but yes
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 Creature_Comforts: #TeaMold
the_phantom_game_player: Nice knowing Serge then
 SFSMaus: 1507 #teamold
 gsyhiap: 62 empty the bit bucket for #TeamOld
jjcard: oh I just bought and played Duck Detective. Fun game
 Sorator13: @pleonasticTautology Didn't wind up being 20 minutes because Reasons, but yes, that happened!
 nevermore913: Quack
 Mathwyn: Ducktective
 DeM0nFiRe: 5000  #TeamOld
 spawnofhastur: i like that in the original japanese version "being sent to the shadow realm" was just. friggin' dying.
 DrakoniteDev: bane: give pick to other team. boon: receive pick from other team?
 Lord_Hosk: Also the New kids have had way less Iron, and the resources came later, the only thing that has kept them in it is the boons
 Mollylele: 50 #TeamHeather
JDMan94: And tram old takes the lead
 electra310: 800 #teamnew Go Deepslate Miners!
 Iluvatardis: 1200 #TeamNew
 Suffix: I think coffee is nice.
 m33pn8r: 79 #teamnew
thedepthandbreadthofseth: #Team'nEwwww
JDMan94: Or at least was in the lead
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 TPRJones: 100  #TeaMold
 Nommii77: 200  #TeamNew
 orangeceltic71: #teamnew 1000 1000
 L0rdX33n: Any idea how long duck detective will be? I want to get a nap in before Fallout.
 Driosenth: 2000 #teamnew
 Milambus: 100 100 100 #TeamOld
  Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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 MrSarkhan: 100 100 100 100 100  #TeamNew
  Sarah_Serinde: For what's up next and how long each segment is scheduled for
 m33pn8r: You got it right Graham! Thanks!
 MeepleSkillz: 1000 #teamold
doomlimit: wasn't that just Serge going to the other side of the country for three months or whatever that was
 SmithKurosaki: @doomlimit Not 100% sure what you're referring to
doomlimit: Quipping at the show, don't mind me
 SmithKurosaki: Its all good\
 spawnofhastur: @Iluvatardis you might have the single greatest screen name i've ever seen
ShifuDaxiongmao: and it's even due to a skellie
 RassilonDND: The bitties, they flying now
 RedAlexxis: #teamnew 282
00gogo00: if you leave a block you lose
00gogo00: I thought that was the rule?
  Sarah_Serinde: That doesn't work if both teams miss blocks
  amative1: 1015! that's TIME!
  Sarah_Serinde: And some will be in unreachable spaces
MungoDude: I think we're about at time
ShifuDaxiongmao: teamnew needs the boon to win 
 cobalturge: 1000  Team New!!!!!
 electra310: 400 #teamnew
 Welbog: 2000 #TeamOld We can do it!
 BrowneePoints: Don't hit Cable! He's a cool X-Man!
 badpandabear: 1501 #TeamNew
  Pharmacistjudge: have we discussed what happens if there is a draw?
 50keyz: is that dirt?
 calculated_uncertainties: 1000 #teamnew
 orangeceltic71: 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100  #teamnew
 namles_the_ninja: 75 #teamnew
 nevermore913: I think team new might have enough?
 TPRJones: 100  #TeamGnu
 Fanklok: Oooh is Alex going full Loki?
thebuzzstreams: The bits, the bits, the bits!
 matthaus_c: GNU's Not Unix
 Driosenth: 15
  amative1: James said 715
 Blackaddicus: 15
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 gsyhiap: Well done everyone #TeamLRR 
dzee_szed: 100 100 100 100 100  #TeamNew the kids are all right
 IbunWest: he said quarter after
 PharaohBender27: Said quarter past, i.e. 7:15
  amative1: New
 spawnofhastur: yo alex you got anything special in your lead pig these days?
 Sorator13: 
thekumquatking: STOP THE COUNT
 TPRJones: 100  #TeaMew?
 Suffix: @RayFK TRU BESTIE
 nevermore913: Serge had hubris
 forcedreject: Graham wake up, it's time for your DB shift
 HorusFive: I can like a thing! I'm not the boss here
RebekahWSD: We can be everything we wanna be! And we wanna be this!
  mtvcdm: It's always peak bus
 RassilonDND: can you recount bitties?
 FarleyF: your not my CEO
 herph: wait, this is the boon, isn't it
 cobalturge: You're not my mom Grahmmmm
 Driosenth: fatigue and haste!
 herph: boon of bats
ShifuDaxiongmao: give teamold 3 minutes of mining fatique 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
  amative1: this is the bane, isn't it
 DigitalSeahorse: Graham has more DB experience
 Sunidesus: so many bats!
 m33pn8r: Cuz I can ride my bike with no handlebars!
 BusTed: 
 IanAllenBird: lmfao
Tempest2097: Oops all bats
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 MrSarkhan: 
kamelion84: 
 pleonasticTautology: hahahahaha
 PharaohBender27: 🦇
 DigitalSeahorse: hahahhhhahh
Mashamino: BAAATS
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
 geckoinasuit: I thought the bats were in MY minecraft game
 NorthstarTex: Yessssss
  SmithKurosaki: Holy Batman
 betweenmyself: please do not try to define my understanding of temporal reality, thank you!
 Mazrae: Are you dracula now
RebekahWSD: Delightful!
 electra310: Nananananana Bat Bane!
 KaleidoscopeMind: lot more to split now
noSmokeFire: it's really bat
 forcedreject: That hole would have so much guano
 Koshindan: It's really bat.
 Heckhoundbolt: they heard they were getting tips
  Pharmacistjudge: well the bats can block arrows for you
 Lysander_salamander: what do the bats do?
 MacbethSeemsSus: *Batman Begins Theme*
 theworldsmith1: I love halloween
NimrodXIV: bats bats bats
 micalovits: It is indeed really Bat
thekumquatking: It's really bat!
 IbunWest:     
 Lysander_salamander: oh
 gsyhiap: Moar bats!
 PharaohBender27: 🦇 🦇 🦇 🦇 🦇 🦇 🦇 🦇 🦇 🦇 🦇 🦇 🦇 🦇 🦇 🦇 🦇 🦇
Midnightskypoet: All the bats.
excalgold: this is driving me Baty !
 TPRJones: it's really bat
 nevermore913: The bats, the bats, The bats
sounderfan84: wait serge is batman?
patrick_stonecrusher: Batty bat bat! Batty bat bat!
 matthaus_c: how many bats are equivalent to all that deepslate
 Mr_Horrible: My (32M) bats (1M, 1M, 1M, 1M, 1F, 1F, 1F, 1F, etc) have unionized
 Alahmnat: haste 3
 DigitalSeahorse:   
ShifuDaxiongmao: they don't slow at all XD
 chrono2x: Boon: tnt
 aesir_blade: netherite pick?
 BrowneePoints: Yes! Lose Serge Looose! Muahaha Team New!
OVERKiLL!: 🦇🦇🦇🦇
 spawnofhastur: i like the noise the bats make, they're cute.
 ofstrife: bats and bats and bats and bats
 50keyz: 10 stacks of TNT 
00gogo00: speed 5
 pleonasticTautology: wait so is Team Old's hole that bridge in Austin now?
 protojman: Oprah gif
00gogo00: not haste, speed
 DiamondMX: Is Serge Batman?
 Athelgar: fill ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~  minecraft:air
 RassilonDND: loser gets bats, winner gets to give the loser more bats 
dzee_szed: It's like the Boot to the Head sketch. "And for #TeamOld we have... Coven of Bats. And then for #TeamNew we have... Coven of Bats."
 Sunidesus: @spawnofhastur Team Bat Fans!
TheAinMAP: So much squeaking.  They must like Serge.
before_damage: Hi all, I hope Cori’s back is doing fine from doing the hard carrying
 matthaus_c: big shoutout to Bloomburrow for changing it to First and Second Main Phases
 mweepigeon: they made it first and second main
00gogo00: there's a new card that references second main
 measureofhope: Cool bats
 Sorator13: I think that change hasn't been implemented yet?
 DigitalSeahorse: exposed the FULL bedrock layer or one brick of it?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: decide soon, otherwise it won't affect anything
ShifuDaxiongmao: there might be up to 4 diamond blocks below it 
 Heckhoundbolt: screw statistics
  Pharmacistjudge: in bloomburrow you can see they are shifting from "precombat main" to "first main phase"
OVERKiLL!: dope
 spawnofhastur: @Sunidesus i live in australia most of our bats are basically sky puppies
ShifuDaxiongmao: haste II
 Lysander_salamander: aw
 Suffix: You want HASTE
00gogo00: aw he was gonna do it
8000power: Paul is thinking Haaste
ShifuDaxiongmao: Paul, give them HASTE II
 Blackaddicus: haste
 RandomTrivia: 
  mtvcdm: Paul just giving out drugs now
 0x6772: Yeah, enchanted tool.
Garfman314: lets them enter the battlefield without summoning sickness
 CrossXhunteR: almost done
NimrodXIV: placed blocks - judge!
 Blip2004: all I  can hear is squeaks
00gogo00: haste will speed mining yea
Lobo_Apache: haste 5, efficiency 4
irreleverent: OH NO
 RandomTrivia: Uh
donzmb: wait i missed it what did he throw?
the_phantom_game_player: Hasties!
 Sorator13: Uh oh
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TheAinMAP: 
  mtvcdm: It's all fine
 chrono2x: What happened?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 measureofhope: What did he throw?
Chesul: the logs.
 BrowneePoints: It's Freakin Bats! I love Halloween!
 MrSarkhan: Serge you monster!
 RandomTrivia: Bats nooooo!
 SnackPak_: wooooow
kamelion84: 
RebekahWSD: OH GODS
 HorusFive: Actual monster Serge Yegar
 public_key_reveal_party: Serge!
 Sunidesus: Serge!
 50keyz: 
 Sorator13: JAMES
 Caffine1138: MURDERER!
  mtvcdm: Crispy bats
 pn55: 
 Koshindan: Throwing away the diamond is actually a good thing because you won't be forced to make a shovel.
 Blackaddicus: mooorrrrreee bats paul
  amative1: 
Tempest2097: Serge you can't burn the bats
 gsyhiap: Send moar bats!
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Sorator13: sorry, that wasn't james
  SmithKurosaki: And yet, YOU DID
 Sorator13: SERGE
 Fruan: DQ for bat cruelty!
 niccus: happy bloomburrow release week everyone
 Singenmeister: The hearingbone! The Hearingbone!
 korvys: Just give Alex bat eggs
 Nigouki: Serge always sidestepping ethics for efficiency
 Dumori: Korean Fried Bats
excalgold: Wait until it's James' turn and then spawn Bats!
 JusticeJuice: Count the bats as broken tools
JDMan94: Uhhh
Jethrain: 🎵I don't mean to set the bats, on, fiiiiire
  mtvcdm: Who is most likely to kill a bat
rogerivany: The bats light themselves on fire well enough without Serge's help
 matthaus_c: I know some gas station pills for more wood
 spawnofhastur: i would suggest that you not eat roast bats, that's how you get zoonosis
JDMan94: Well losing time and blocks
Angreed66: Legal move bats should simply not fly into the fire
8000power: No ladders...
OVERKiLL!: LAUGH
 forcedreject: ORA ORA ORA
the_phantom_game_player: boat boat
 RandomTrivia: VROOOOM
 betweenmyself: trying to get more wood?  ask your urologist about viagra.
 pleonasticTautology: boon! boom boon! boom boom boon!
  mtvcdm: Nnnnnnnggggghhhhh
 iris_of_ether: Gas gas gas, gonna step on the gas
  Juliamon: Bats will catch fire and die from the sparks from a single source block of lava. They are SO flammable.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Go Shadowfax!
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/EasyMildEchidnaKappaRoss-s98iSeA0hniUGVOb
 SFSMaus: Bbbbbbrrrrrrrr
 BusTed: Sonic Youth
ShifuDaxiongmao: it won't be near enoughh XD
 matthaus_c: Dragonforce
 shurtal: Dadrock
 asthanius: RunDMC
Lobo_Apache: DRagonforce
 RassilonDND: alex is speedwagon!
thekumquatking: Speedy Ortiz
 spawnofhastur: i am imagining alex grooving to breakcore.
MungoDude: 
phoenixfeather14: 
 Suffix: 
 herph: 
Tempest2097: Breakcore does rule
 SymphonySolstice: 
KingTaltia: To quote Alex earlier; "No, you don't set them on fire, bats just END UP on fire, it just HAPPENS without you having any say in it." Didn't expect THAT to be foreshadowing today.
 SmithKurosaki: Rifght?
 Gaelan_Maestro: are ya winning son?
Bearudite: 
the_phantom_game_player: nice
 RAICx:   
 badpandabear:  
Tempest2097: I love me some Igorrr
00gogo00: why redstone dust on the bedrock?
 SFSMaus:  
 Sunidesus: 
 shurtal: do state-based actions happen in the clean up step?
 matthaus_c: @00gogo00 tradition
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
  mtvcdm: Yes
thekumquatking: Yes
 Dog_of_Myth: Yes
 micalovits: Yes
 50keyz: yes
 Sorator13: Yeah, I kinda miss the goat screams
 Tangsm: Bring in the whole band.
 Nigouki: you have that power Paul
  SmithKurosaki: Do eeeet
 TheOtherTrevor: Paul can fix that
 RandomTrivia: (aaaaaaa)
 Nigouki: you can still make it happen
noSmokeFire: paul, you have the power to summon more goats
itbedefii: the screaming goats are A+
 Pywodwagon: Paul, hit em with a goat
 HorusFive: You could put another boat in Paul 
  mtvcdm: Play goats and bats
 Singenmeister: What about goat-bats that are also on fire?
 50keyz: 
 matthaus_c: throat boat
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 LadyAtarka: Okay, but how many mineshafts?
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ShifuDaxiongmao: Paul, you should prolong the haste, to give them a bigger chance to catch up 
 RassilonDND: really how many goats can rain down
  SmithKurosaki: 
tetradd01: Goats and Ships is my favourite Hamilton Song
 betweenmyself: is there a  command to transform bats into goats? 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  Sarah_Serinde: LadyAtarka Zero, you should've gotten here sooner 
 LowUpsideCJ: Final cleanup should be going to find the goat
 Singenmeister: @matthaus_c   
 LadyAtarka: 
 MTGRanger: I do miss the burning goats...
rogerivany: I hope the goats aren't on fire anymore at least.
 DigitalSeahorse:    one goat went to AWAY
 LadyAtarka: @Sarah_Serinde Sadness
 Sorator13: oh dear, that's a hundred block lead
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00gogo00: clearly, you want to give each bat a goat passenger
00gogo00: this can only go well
noSmokeFire: @betweenmyself not directly, but I think `/execute as @e[type=bat] run summon goat ~ ~ ~` will make each bat summon a goat, then `/kill @e[type=bat]` will, well...
 LordZarano: 1 minute per block?
  Pharmacistjudge: i agree with serge
  Sarah_Serinde: Legit #TeamOld has made up a lot of deficits, including starting with more blocks in their chunks and getting more banes than boons
  mtvcdm: I say you willingly accept that if you miss a diggable block you claim the scorecard.
Angreed66: It's good to punish hubris
  SmithKurosaki: @mtvcdm ooo this is a good one off rule
 Suffix: @mtvcdm 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 RandomTrivia: 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: what about both finish and call a time, and then that time gets penalize.
 50keyz: 
 Saintnex: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 RandomTrivia: The full 11 stack
  Pharmacistjudge: Paul and chat is a strong equalizer
 chrono2x: Did TeamNew ever get their last boon?
  SmithKurosaki: 
 Sorator13: The first one was from the other chunk, yeah
 josh___something: smh, james LIED D:<
  SmithKurosaki: @chrono2x, 2min of Haste
OVERKiLL!: Hurbis
 Alahmnat: @chrono2x yes, 2 minutes of haste
  amative1: The previous diamonds are from the other chunk. This is this chunks only actual diamond
 Fanklok: James rigged this seed
 DigitalSeahorse: I bet Alex will find some diamond right in the bedrock
  Sarah_Serinde: @josh___something He's been saying "on average" the entire time
 Seth_Erickson: A lot of Statistic anomalies in Serge's favor today huh
  SmithKurosaki: @amative1 There was a cross chunk bit earlier
 Mr_Horrible: let's just say that the GDQ runs are using 1.17 
 neisan2112: How's the punchin going yall? See we're near the end
the_phantom_game_player: So close
ShifuDaxiongmao: the difference right now is so that Haste 2 probably would not be enough to catch up
  Sarah_Serinde: @Fanklok To be fair, their first vein had only 2 and TeamNew's chunk had such a big vein
 josh___something: @Sarah_Serinde I guess the sarcasm doesn't scan enough, yeah sry. that was meant sarcastically
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chaos_blast_exe: how are there over 400 blocks remaining after bedrock is visible
ShifuDaxiongmao: the amount makes sense... the wall diamonds had 2 blocks in the chunk.. this had 1+3... so that's 6 blocks of diamond, still below the 8 a full spawn can be
 matthaus_c: be like float goat
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Sarah_Serinde can I suggest both teams call their own time of completion, and then the time is penalized for extra blocks
  Sarah_Serinde: @thedepthandbreadthofseth You can, this bit isn't up to me
thedepthandbreadthofseth: PAUL?!?
Lobo_Apache: How many bits to just add more bats? like 90 more bats
 KunaTheBear: Oh neat I got gifted  sun the same day my LRR hoodie came in, dope! Now towait for it to not be so terribly hot I can enjoy it
 DigitalSeahorse:  the government
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  Sarah_Serinde: It would take so long
 Seth_Erickson: The Deep Slate would never provide the correct tools
MungoDude: with pistons it's possible, but it's a glitch
 electra310: You can destroy it, with SCIENCE
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excalgold: it is so weird that the bedrock isnt just a flat layer....so weird
LadyDKat: Hi everyone! I just got off work; who currently has the golf scorecard?
 0x6772: Also, usually the roof, not the floor.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Welp, tornado warning so catching the ending in the VOD.
 Sorator13: @MacbethSeemsSus oof; stay safe friend!
 PigmyWurm: and if you do it on the bottom you fall out of the world
 LowUpsideCJ: be safe!
  mtvcdm: Even Steven now
  SmithKurosaki: @MacbethSeemsSus, Stay safe 
  Sarah_Serinde: @LadyDKat Last I noticed it was Serge, but I don't know if that's still the case
 Two_Hats: Pauliament may decree many things, it up to him
phoenixfeather14: @0x6772 unless you're on Hermitcraft
  TStodden: Bedrock has like 16 million HP...  so it's virtually indestructable
 emberBecky: @LadyDKat I think Serge gave it to Jordynne off camera
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @LoadingReadyRun paul, ask both teams to complete their chunks and a get both times, then add on penalties?
donzmb: 
  amative1: tied up
 Twilight_Spark: Undewear?
MungoDude: I've seen a video of getting bedrock in survival, it was a very convoluted process that had to be done in the End dimension iirc
 DigitalSeahorse: new team has more eye to spot the burried blocks
 Milambus: I just made you say…
 DigitalSeahorse:   
OVERKiLL!: ⛏️ 98% of my minecraft knowledge is thanks to LRR, Mine 'Oclock, James and Surge shoutout Fugi
  mtvcdm: You should break more tools
 Fanklok: Yes james "we"
 Koshindan: Breaks should count as leftover blocks.
 LordZarano: The way to get bedrock in your inventory in vanilla survival involves a lag machine and a massive cannon for the player, and has to be built in the End
MaddogM: Is broken tools the tiebreaker?
 LadyAtarka: Lets go old people!!
  Sarah_Serinde: I dunno, it sounded more like James was blaming Serge, not the tools 
 Sorator13: @MaddogM No; it's completely irrelevant 
Bruceski: A poor craftsman blames his toold.
Bruceski: Tools, stupid keyboard.
 Heckhoundbolt: war it is then
dzee_szed: new guys have the eyesight advantage in the dark
Magnifisquatch: savage
 Sorator13: @Bruceski 
  mtvcdm: Coward
 SmithKurosaki: Yea, Serge having Fugi on his home streams is very educational at times
irreleverent: No this is optimal viewing
 josh___something: "Up yours" XD
Angreed66: Cowards live
 Akaiatana: James pulling a Truman Show
 SymphonySolstice: my viewer experience!
 Saintnex: thank you James 
 Cheer10000000000: good excuse, i'll allow it
irreleverent: I enjoy this less now
  SmithKurosaki: Praise the Sun
 CrossXhunteR: graham is eagle eyed
 Cheer10000000000: this is must better actually
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thedepthandbreadthofseth: Paul, have you resolved the penalty issue yet?
 matthaus_c: now is the true test, hold fast or expire
 Incandescent_Zubat: wow. rude
  mtvcdm: Bats are intelligent
 LadyAtarka: Those bats are my children of the mineshaft. How DARE you Serge!!!!
 emberBecky: https://clips.twitch.tv/ResourcefulJoyousGazelleDoggo-z-KYBC0CTOOLjWJX
 Incandescent_Zubat: the bats did nothing wrong
 pleonasticTautology: yeah I think I remember that from last time
 Fruan: Serge is just turning into a DC comics villain
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh right! Yeah I think that command was a good way of doing it
 emberBecky: bats are friends
 Mr_Horrible: I vaguely remember this power, yeah
MungoDude: the last hundred blocks
Mashamino: smort
 SnackPak_: @LadyAtarka gettem, Atarka
00gogo00: convert it to barriers
 matthaus_c: can you convert all bedrock to goats
 Koshindan: Dirt! You need to turn the diamond into a shovel.
 LadyAtarka: Serge and I are beefing again now
 Alahmnat: why dirt
  mtvcdm: ! advice
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 emberBecky: https://clips.twitch.tv/TriangularElatedKumquatPeoplesChamp-s9qN7SY_6qBqZ1xM
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Paul, can you make them both declare when they're done and then penalize their times?
 Mr_Horrible: command to convert all squares of bedrock into towns for the modern stone-age family
OVERKiLL!: cheers to that whole museum project. that was inspiring to say the least.
 KaleidoscopeMind: "fun"
  Sarah_Serinde: thedepthandbreadthofseth Please don't spam, I think they've got it covered
 asthanius: could turn bedrock into obsidian for that, instead of glass
 DigitalSeahorse: behind
 Akaiatana: Amusing thought: Turning all the bats into silverfish all at once.
 Fruan: Texture pack to make bedrock strobe through random colours at maximum brightness
 pleonasticTautology: @Mr_Horrible simpson, homer simpson, he's the greatest guy in historyyyyy; from the town of springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut treee AAAA
 Alahmnat: twitch compression hates bedrock, that's for sure
 Mr_Horrible: @Akaiatana monstrous
 UnknownFriday: Ladders?
 Mr_Horrible: @pleonasticTautology we love a riff on the classics
Dante Veiil: alex missed one
Dante Veiil: in one of the holes
Purplesandpaper1: Is the redstone dust counting as a block?
 LadyAtarka: Fly my bats!!
  mtvcdm: We may be near done.
MungoDude: the armour stand is an entity, not a block btw
 protojman: did it count the original trees that were planted?
OVERKiLL!: ya bastad
 as_ever_ellesandra: Tbh James, have you ever considered doing a Cleanup Race?
 BusTed: 40:19:42
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stippledotter: Graham using those epic design skills
 Mr_Horrible: everyone's just too good at minecraft
 korvys: Maybe turn it into colored glass
 lord_bry0n: air?
averythetiger: Didn't James say something about removing fences used to block water?
 Gascitygaming: hard to tell exactly what's accessible even with glass, but it's see throughable
 Saintnex: it was white wool that was helpful last time no?
Mewr11: barrier blocks?
 herph: 200  x2 #teamold #teamnew
YeomanAres: The deep slate difference was huge
00gogo00: I think glass is the best option
  mtvcdm: The winner is the independent mining industry
 Suffix: neon glass?
 matthaus_c: goat blocks
 Jigokuro: barrier?
 betweenmyself: water?
 stevefromdetroit: beacon? Netherite
CaptynByrd: Replace the bedrock AND air with glass?
  Sarah_Serinde: I think spectator is what you used the first time
 Mr_Horrible: and the bats stay ON during cleanup
 LadyAtarka: I love the bats
 Gascitygaming: great job both teams, 14 block difference 6 hours alter!
Chesul: green clay would also be good.
Crafty_Jaye: Try orange wool for visibility!
  amative1: one made its way cross-chunk
 DigitalSeahorse:  bat frands
dzee_szed: "Do you want the bats on... or off?" "...Off." "Too bad."
 Twilight_Spark: True marching cubes hours
ShifuDaxiongmao: glass panes?
 TPRJones: hope there's no hidden lava to go with the wool
 BusTed: An algorithm to determine accessibility!
 chrono2x: Could you preset the bedrock as flat?
 stevefromdetroit: sea lantern
 Sorator13: @averythetiger Not exactly; you use planks to destroy water sources within the chunk (and then remove and throw away the plank), and use fences to wall off water pouring in from outside the chunk (and leave it there to kee pthe water out)
 pleonasticTautology: pink wool?
 Natimus_Prime: Turn the stone to wool?  the color would stand out
WriterRaven: Turn bedrock into scaffolding?
  mtvcdm: I love you never actually figure this part out
ShifuDaxiongmao: would glass pane connect?
OVERKiLL!: ⌛️timeless time. i think those were like really really cheap gross off brand cigarettes werent they?🚬
 Driosenth: clear glass and everything else to black wool
7gorobei: red wool?
 cotp_dom: Mine out the bottom in creative?
JDMan94: Snow?
 as_ever_ellesandra: getting a tertiary party to count the number of inaccessible blocks before hand and removing them from the count would be nice
 Martin_FcG: change deepslate to orange wool, stone to yellow wool and bedrock to white wool?
 Koshindan: Maybe getting a resource pack in the future that makes bedrock transparent and you can switch back and forth.
 Lord_Hosk: This is where you need to prep the bottom layer
 josh___something: I think you just stop at the first bedrock layer
fishthemfishfish: maybe replace the besrock with glass and then flood the chamber?
  mtvcdm: I say the bats win
 Saintnex: it honestly might just be worth it to level out the bedrock in like creative?
 korvys: Do some command so that every block below a bedrock block turns into a bedrock block
 GreyThey: Have each team evaluate the other's bedrock to check?
 WhirlwindAbyss: did the stream crash?
  MrPhlip: You can pre-calculate which blocks are reachable.. It's surprisingly computationally complicated, but it's possible
 Sorator13: @WhirlwindAbyss not for me
IaCthulhuFthagn: Automatically counting inaccessible blocks with a command block chain would be a fun project.
  Sarah_Serinde: @WhirlwindAbyss No, try refreshing
 OmnipotentTrevor: Why not just first to bedrock wins?
 as_ever_ellesandra: @MrPhlip yeah for sure
 avi_miller: You can absolutely use command to edit things
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Worst case, you can copy and paste the bedrock layers
 Blip2004: there are flat bedrock mods
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 Sorator13: yeah, make sure that every not-accessible block is changed to bedrock
Angreed66: The cleanup is part of the skill testing
ShifuDaxiongmao: It MIGHT be possible to make a ressource pack that gives blocks colors depending on neighbouring type of block
  TStodden: Is there a way to convert bedrock above Y=1 as another block?
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Chantzzzzz: generating a completely-accessible base layer sounds like an advent of code challenge
00gogo00: wouldn't it make more sense to replace everything but bedrock with a light source, so you can see if it's nearby
 50keyz: do teamnew get a 10:1 penalty een though they didnt call time?
the_phantom_game_player: 
  Sarah_Serinde: That's rough
Orxolon: good evening every1
Chesul: two of those were wool!
 Easilycrazyhat: Two of those were wool.
  mtvcdm: Team old wins I think
 circusofkirkus: you broke wool there
MungoDude: there's 2 white wool there though
 m33pn8r: Those last 2 were wool in shadow!
 Heckhoundbolt: that one was inaaccessable
 ThePerrBearr: 2 of those were wool
 schwimmschik: so only 5
 UltraVioletVodoo: two of the ones you broke were woll
LathosTiran: i think 2 wool got counted
 avi_miller: Two of those were wool blocking them
  amative1: YOU'RE BREAKING WOOL
ShifuDaxiongmao: 5, 2 were wool with bad lighting
 sarsum33: no 5 one of those was wool
 josh___something: 2 of those were wool, so only 5 yeah
donzmb: you’re still at 4 that one was covered in wool
 chrono2x: yeah, 5 not 7
 fuzzy_died: two of #new was wool
 micalovits: Wait, I think that was wool that covered one of the others
 avi_miller: only the first 3 were reachable
drocathekorok: The two blocks alex broke were wool
 DigitalSeahorse: 7
 finestotter: I think it was only 4, 2 were blocking the last one
Halinn: Two were wool and the last one was covered by those
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h3rsh3yb4r: two of those were wool
MicroManagingMusician: only 3 were missed
JDMan94: Yeah chat is saying stuff
 Heckhoundbolt: two woll were broken
 Martin_FcG: one of the deepslate was hidden under the wool, should only be 4
NonMint: I love this hyper specific pointing and scoring system. LMK when we break out the string for measurement, this is so lovely and Canadian.
AquariumPrime: shoul be 5
AquariumPrime: 6*
  amative1: 6, 2 were wool @LoadingReadyRun
evilspoons983: orange or magenta wool would have maybe been a better idea
ShifuDaxiongmao: should've gone pink wool 
 circusofkirkus: sea lanterns?
MungoDude: or lime wool
 circusofkirkus: for light
 Koshindan: Maybe concrete?
 josh___something: wool looks suspiciously like stone
Crafty_Jaye: glowstone
 Saintnex: yea only 5 now
 Mr_Horrible: colored wool would prolly work, yeah
 PigmyWurm: @I think that was just the way alex got to it
 m33pn8r: change color and subtract 3
 Sorator13: I was gonna say, change it to colored wool
 Akaiatana: Redwool is the bloomburrow PPR
thedepthandbreadthofseth: yellow wool
 as_ever_ellesandra: because Wool
 Suffix: Yeah, you definately punched some wool.
JDMan94: 2 wool has been broken
ShifuDaxiongmao: how about glowstone? 
dylan16807: oh yeah glowstone would be good
 Gascitygaming: it started at 58
 Driosenth: white wool to red wool
OVERKiLL!: wow a 6pack under that 1 block. super rough.
 Nefarious_Ned: Was there a winner already? I missed it.
 josh___something: the true count seems to be 5
 micalovits: Can you place torches?
 MTGRanger: @Nefarious_Ned being determined
 micalovits: When it is hard to see
 Saintnex: you can see the two wool in Alex’s tool bar and one was hidden behind them
 SymphonySolstice: change to concrete?
  mtvcdm: All is wool
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  amative1: @LoadingReadyRun 2 wool were broken, one of the found stone was under that, so the count should only be 5 not 8.
 TheNerdWonder: barrier blocks with a visible texture would be good. can't break them, but can see through them to find all the missed blocks
 DigitalSeahorse:  
Angreed66: some of the blocks chat is saying were hidden were accessible via missed blocks
ShifuDaxiongmao: change the wool to glowstone, then you won't get fooled by bad lighting 
 forcedreject: In theory there could be a system where when a player reaches bedrock, paul can swap it for another mineable material based on boon vs bane (ie deepslate for bane, stone for boon)
sfn____: turn the bedrock into glass?
 matthaus_c: fleshrock
 DigitalSeahorse: now it's blood
 DigitalSeahorse: woops
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 korvys: I think for competative PaC, one way would be to change places and score each other by trying to find missed blocks
Taligan: When did we get a Phyrexia: All will be One skin for Minecraft?
  amative1: New count is 3 over
 DaniellNaruta: to be fair to the Young Guns, they never called time
 Gascitygaming: new started at 58
JDMan94: I'll be honest, I kinda hate this part of it
 josh___something: 2 pieces of wool, and the deepslate under it
MungoDude: there's white wool on team new's hotbar
Dayton Guo: sea lanterns might have been a good idea if they wanted high contrast. light blue + they're a light source
 Seth_Erickson: 15 now
 m33pn8r: 2 wool that looked like stone, and 1 hidden under that "stone""
Halinn: 15
 josh___something: so, 15
 Gascitygaming: so 73
 NoxStryx: So prep chunks by converting all the bedrock to deep slate from the start and you win when you fall into the void?
  amative1: 2 wool, and one stone under it
 Gascitygaming: wait nvm lol
 RassilonDND: IMO this is actually the most suspenseful/interesting part for me
 LadyAtarka: Stop hating on the bats
 LadyAtarka: They just babies
 DigitalSeahorse: eeeee the bats hanging out in wool
 DigitalSeahorse: 
  amative1: there was only about a 15 block difference, and Serge has already found 5, which is a 50-block penalty by original rules
 Sorator13: 15 seems pretty good for first time tbh
 TheNerdWonder: with a proper mod or set of command blocks, you could have the game calculate this
 betweenmyself: there’s a point at which some of these blocks might be inaccessible *without* creative mode just because you wouldn’t be able to duck inside the crevices to reach positions where they’re visible…
the_phantom_game_player: 
 50keyz: so if someone is ahead, why not call "time" immediately at cleanup if both players get the same penalty per block?
MungoDude: hold f3 tap f4
 TPRJones: for future runs, could (before starting) make bedrock to red wool then set bottom layer only back to all bedrock.  then breaking wool is optional but allowed.  can then choose cleanup style for speed or stripmine wool for certainty on the fly.
 Sorator13: @betweenmyself This is why they do the check that Alex is doing now
Halinn: Could have swum with a water bucket
 DaSunao: You could swim to them lol
 Mr_Horrible: real "We have such sights to show you..." vibes with the red wool
 Heckhoundbolt: a trapdoor
  amative1: but getting OUT would be harder
 Gascitygaming: team new was 14 ahead
 Gascitygaming: 44 vs 58
 Seth_Erickson: 44 and 63
 SymphonySolstice: 44 and 58 I think
 DigitalSeahorse: 10 per?
JDMan94: Truly think the bedrock at thr bottom should be flat
 MTGRanger: 44 and 58
  amative1: 44 and 60-something
evilspoons983: I'm pretty sure I saw 58 as well
astyopyxl: just got here who won?
 Suffix: The winner: CHAT!
MungoDude: placing water at headheight lets you swim to be 1-block tall, but it's a bit advanced. crushing yourself with a trapdoor lets you do it too
 SymphonySolstice: :0
 Seth_Erickson: Me!
Halinn: Me!
donzmb: yay i win!
 SnackPak_: we won!
 Suffix: I KNEW IT
 circusofkirkus: I concede
 BusTed: 
 Tangsm: The bats win
 DaniellNaruta: Chat Won!
 Sorator13: 
 MrSarkhan: Me?
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 RandomTrivia: 
 Mr_Horrible: gasp, ME?!
 Stephonee: Chat wins again!
 AriaDreamGirl: 
 iris_of_ether: 
 IbunWest: we all win
  amative1: a penalty of 3 would still be a loss
 fuzzy_died: yay
 herph: 
lochnessseammonster: 
 LadyAtarka: Chat wins!!
dylan16807: 
MungoDude: 
dzee_szed: BATS WIN
  Foxmar320: Wait me???
phoenixfeather14: 
KorrenTheNinth: I always believed in me
 50keyz: aaaah
NotARealAccountDotCom: I knew it!
the_phantom_game_player: Yay!
 Sorator13: It was extremely close and very enjoyable!
 red_shoes_jeff: 
 MTGRanger: Chat wins again! As Usual!
 AugmentingPath: GOOO SPIDERS!
 baltimore_667083: chat always wins
 Mr_Horrible: 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Bats for the WIN1
 DoubleNterprises:   
h3rsh3yb4r: The winner was the friends we made along the way
 DrakoniteDev: old 6 + 10 penalty == 16 left. new had 15 left
donzmb: 
 malfnord: But... I don't win things. 
 Mollylele: but sir, I have punched no chunks
 crazycommie87:   
Lobo_Apache: Why are you pointing at my cat?! He doesn't need the ego boost
thebuzzstreams: The land bats win though, not the sea bats
 MrSarkhan:   
 LadyAtarka:   
 marawr_arts: 1000 I love that everyone wins! *group hugs*
IaCthulhuFthagn: @MungoDude Diving with Elytra is the easiest way, no?
 DoctorHutch: cori looks so sad to have neither won nor lost
 DigitalSeahorse:     
 50keyz: i still have no idea how that works lol 
misterrootbeer:   
 RassilonDND: Chat wins@
Master_Gunner: effectively, a 9 block difference between the two of you.
 Suffix: Specifically YOU Foxmar320
thekumquatking:                  
 SaxPython: SloMath
dzee_szed: 🦇 bat 🦇 bat 🦇 bat 🦇
 Sorator13: Yeah, I think that was the closest we've had
insanecat6mtg:   
 HorusFive: Really- because you're the ones who just made a half-million bits? 
TheAinMAP: 
 betweenmyself: yeah, seems like doing the work beforehand to customize the bottom layer would make the end of the chunk-punching wrap up a bit more smoothly.
 Heckhoundbolt: James, by next time, you need to fix the ending
 Mr_Horrible: I enjoy that all the chicanery ended up leading to a very close  split
 aussie_rob_w: That was awesome
 josh___something: I think "competititve" bedrock layer rules need a bit of reworks
  Foxmar320: @Suffix I win!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I have a suggestion on how better to score them...
 UrielAngelSpy: Go team chat!
 m33pn8r: A hole-ly satisfying conclusion!
 DeM0nFiRe:   
 RandomTrivia: GGs!   
 finestotter: Run the transform bedrock command before starting?
 chrono2x: Just a flat bedrock mod?
 nevermore913: Everyone wins
 DoctorHutch: could just go smooth bottom
 Gascitygaming: first person calls time second person gets one minute to finish?
 SmithKurosaki: Not declared yet, but sounds like Veterans
Reymond Kira: Technically Vets had 6 blocks left to Youngs 15 blocks left
Elynne Dracolemur: flip a coin! Magic battle for victor!
  Sarah_Serinde: It *does* feel bad to finish first and have fewer missed blocks and still end up losing
drocathekorok: I feel like penalty should be Ones missed by new-ones missed by old with total
 matthaus_c: you can replace the obscured blocks with bedrock
 UrielAngelSpy:   
neveth: also dang, they started with 8 hours and now they're at 40
 Athelgar: in world creation, cant you adjust the noise of the different layyers?
 YeetTheRich_: delete the bedrock, first player to fall out of the world wins
bagfullofbees: just make the bedrock flat
 Mollylele: the real winner was bats 🦇 🦇 🦇
 RassilonDND: what would happen if you just turned all bedrock into water?
MungoDude: @IaCthulhuFthagn yes, but if you're punching the chunk from scratch you wouldn't've been to the End
 AugmentingPath: PharaohBender27 it's a time share with the other 1700 spiders, you won't have to make room for it often
 omdorastrix: Cheat up from below0 in creative to get rid of inaccessible blocks
 NoxStryx: Just make bedrock deep slate, winner is the first to fall into void
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Dumori: Can we burn the wool
 RandomTrivia: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 Mr_Horrible: the PAC races are always great fun to watch
the_phantom_game_player: Look at all those chickens
 SymphonySolstice: 
 RandomTrivia: 
MungoDude: 
 Tangsm: The thing!
 iris_of_ether: 
 Mr_Horrible: 
phoenixfeather14: 
lochnessseammonster: 
 protojman: do the thing!
Mai_Andra: so you could copy an entire chunk up onto the surface, and then dig up 
 DaSunao: 
 DrakoniteDev: that had a nice distribution of shenanigans
ShifuDaxiongmao: Jump from Goat McGoatface!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: did he kill a chicken on his way down?
 RandomTrivia: 
KingTaltia: Answer; use that same replace command but make it where it doesn't go to the final block and have it convert all Bedrock into Deepslate, boomb
 Sorator13: Love the flaming goat
 Dog_of_Myth: 
kamelion84: 
 Sorator13: 
 SnackPak_: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Tangsm: We've contented the goat.
 Mr_Horrible: he's accepted his station in the world
WriterRaven: Tugger Nutts and the Burning Sensation has calmed down.
 Koshindan: Future Chunk Punches should always have floating animal mascots.
TheAinMAP: 
 Sorator13: Serge??!?
the_phantom_game_player: James fell down the hole twice
  SmithKurosaki: Serge, I know you've got the afterdark channel, but dang
 IanAllenBird: oh team new didn't have a chance still at layer 70
Mashamino: now burn the wool
 50keyz: GAINER!
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  amative1: would've been funny if that depth was 49
Taligan: 10!
 pleonasticTautology: 10
 pn55: 
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 northos: \o/
Lobo_Apache: 6 from the russian judge
 MrSarkhan:    
  Texan_Reverend: Perfect finish, Alex!
 Mr_Horrible: 
 spethycakes: 
Chesul: I was really hoping that that goat was at a damage height. XD
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TheAinMAP: 
 UrielAngelSpy: Is Float Goat Still there?
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 betweenmyself: Graham rocking the transportation mascot shirt
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I've invented a machine that travels through time and underwater...
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 measureofhope: Great chunking everyone, I'm gonna have a nap
hackingducks: which team won the chunk punching. I got called away at the last moment
 marawr_arts: zeeettaaaa
 forcedreject: ohhh beej afterdark
 red_shoes_jeff: @valiantvanilla 
 Redbassist: Ducktective
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rogerivany: Not coffee pong with James?
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 SymphonySolstice: just destroy bedrock 4head
 RandomTrivia: 
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Mr_Horrible: and Alex ending in the subocean
 RandomTrivia: 
kamelion84: 
 Mr_Horrible: as is tradition
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 protojman: 
 vinewood_og: I mean it is on brand!
 KV1NN4: SUBOCEAN
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TheAinMAP: 
 m33pn8r: 11/10 perfect ending
 Sorator13: byeeee!
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 Redbassist: 
 valiantvanilla: 
 cobalturge: The World IS Flat!!!!!
 LadyAtarka: 
 Redbassist:  
LathosTiran: "as i feel into that stary expanse...."
 emberBecky: 
  Texan_Reverend: Have a good night, y'all!
 Suffix: Nice try Serge
 FarleyF: Back to Cena Cam
  amative1: Yeah, just get your friendly neighborhood Paul to turn the bedrock to wool
 pn55: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Right, I've been modding here since the start of the stream and I am tired, time for bed. Have fun, chat
 red_shoes_jeff:     
 josh___something: I like the stay tuned cam 
 malfnord: As the prophecy foretold
Lobo_Apache: DOn't tap on the glass chat, It scares the performers'
 Too_Many_Knives: @LathosTiran The end has not yet been written
 NotCainNorAbel: Night @Sarah_Serinde
thedepthandbreadthofseth: next are mallards?
 MrGibberish: Night Sarah!
  Texan_Reverend: Rest well @Sarah_Serinde
 pn55: Night @Sarah_Serinde 
 DaSunao:    
CHROMA RUSH: smithkurosaki but do it anyways.
 betweenmyself: really looking forward to DV this year
 Redbassist: 
 LadyAtarka: @Sarah_Serinde Sleep well friend
MungoDude: yeah, coil that cable
 betweenmyself: *DB
 RandomTrivia: Barely made it to the end of the Punch a Chunk, but it's almost 4am here - goodnight friends, see you tomorrow for more! 
  Sarah_Serinde:  chat
 magical_writer: Thank you
 avi_miller: OK, and  that is my cue to head out and towards bed for the night, have a wonderful time everyone else!
 Mr_Horrible: good sleep, Sarah o/
the_phantom_game_player: I see you Graham
 HorusFive: I've fallen into the sub ocean.  And into a permenant sky.  I can't stop the camera's rotation.  God what if they won't let me die. 
 Mr_Horrible: and you too, Avi
Mai_Andra: Why is that blurry person wearing the 5th Doctor's coat?
 LarkSachrosis: https://clips.twitch.tv/RealWimpyWoodpeckerPoooound-pMCQQhjy_FJBEZAm
Mai_Andra: 6th Doctor... (brain, please...)
 LadyAtarka: @Mai_Andra Real question is, why aren't you?
 PharaohBender27: Goodnight, Sarah_Serinde!
Xan_The_Quiet: 5th doctor's not using it anymore, so why not?
 RandomTrivia: If a JamesSpin happens later this evening, feel free to tag me on Discord for a gif
Famous Stranger: what's nex
Famous Stranger: next*
 SmithKurosaki: The crew do in fact have lives and other things to do, including another week long stream a thon for Charity called Desert Bus
 SmithKurosaki: !schedule
 SmithKurosaki: Heather is playing Duck Detective in Studio A until overnight video runs
Famous Stranger: !schedule
 betweenmyself: time for Blurry Graham to showcase his blurry up-close magic!
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/SarcasticCalmIguanaUnSane-TX60CiPa91t91Sl9
  Juliamon: Testing something, don't mind me.
 LadyAtarka: I'm minding
 VrolikSyndrome: My eyyyyyyyyes.
  SmithKurosaki: *jedi hand waves*
 HorusFive: Shiny
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 UltraVioletVodoo: neat
 GhostValv: testing like this?
 PharaohBender27: @Juliamon I have questions 
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 SmithKurosaki: (The bot is a bit slow on youtube, so gotta be a little more patient here)
AnimeKitty: Ooooh shiny
  Juliamon: We're testing to see if the tracker can see these bits, and it doesn't seem so
 LadyAtarka: KITTY!
  SmithKurosaki: @PharaohBender27 I /said/ *jedi hand waves*
the_phantom_game_player: nice
 YareNiDaze: Why are chatters neon now?
  Juliamon: so don't waste your bits on those weird chat effects if you're hoping for them to contribute to the subathon
Lobo_Apache: @YareNiDaze It's because juliamon lights up our world
 BrowneePoints: Remember that you can gigantify emotes with bits too :3
 Dog_of_Myth: @YareNiDaze They're just being noble. 
  SmithKurosaki: Ahh!
 Sethalidos: because they are cyberpunk as fuq
 DigitalSeahorse:   
Famous Stranger: the year thing wsd s
Famous Stranger: was a joke BTW just think of their faces if that happened
Mashamino: 
 PharaohBender27: @SmithKurosaki Too bad for you, I've been trained to resist Jedi mind tricks! 
  firehawkzoa: 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
AnimeKitty: Hell yeah!
 Jigokuro: I know from testing elsewhere that bits toward those things DO count for hype train participation, but yeh most 3rd party trackers can't really see them yet.
the_phantom_game_player: dance party
 HorusFive: Remember to stretch
  SmithKurosaki: @BrowneePoints, Sounds like they dont count on the bits counter for the subathon tho
  Texan_Reverend: @BrowneePoints Yes, but it doesn't count towards the SubAThon.
Kyser_Echoes95: H O T T O G O
 Redbassist: Take anything you want!
AnimeKitty: HOTTOGO!
CobaltShuriken: H O T T O G O
 LadyAtarka: hottogo
 Sorator13: I think that was supposed to spell something, but I didn't catch it
 betweenmyself: gigantomaxed emotes?  
 YareNiDaze: Whoever that was: I was robbed by two men!
 teddywhosabear: is there music here?
  SmithKurosaki: @PharaohBender27, Dang it
 PharaohBender27: @Juliamon Good to know
 Sorator13: @teddywhosabear not at the moment
 teddywhosabear: ah, okay. thought my speakers were wonky
 BrowneePoints: Oh dinger. Well that was 200 bits thrown into the aether hours ago by me
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 SmithKurosaki: It's all good :)
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 teddywhosabear: hey baer!
CobaltShuriken: you know what we really need? A Femininominon
  Juliamon: They just don't extend the timer.
 patbaer: I picked a good time!
 Redbassist: Raid is just in time for blur
 SaxPython: Hey chat, I'm trying to check my sound settings . Is there any audio now?
 PharaohBender27: @SaxPython Nope
Jethrain: there is not
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 RubikDarkwill: 
 cobalturge: Dark. Like my soul.
 GhostValv: 
 BusTed: :V
 forcedreject: Hello darkness my old friend
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 margieargie: It is dark here.  You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
 NotCainNorAbel: 
 Redbassist: 
 forcedreject: How's the wife and kids?
 red_shoes_jeff: Well that took a dark turn.
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 betweenmyself: but is the darkness bLRRy as well?
stippledotter: !dark
hackingducks: like i like my coffee: black and on break
CobaltShuriken: we back
 Geldaran: @margieargie get lamp
Xafty: uh oh, having friends flashbacks
ExtraWubs: and god said 'let their be light!'
 forcedreject: @ExtraWubs and god said "...I can't see shit"
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ExtraWubs: @forcedreject so true
the_phantom_game_player: I notice they still have the 20th anniversary logo
 Inspaders: it's still their 20th anniversary
 aerohydra: @the_phantom_game_player much like sonics 30th anniversary, its still the 20th anniversary
 Redbassist: It's 20 somewhere
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ExtraWubs: lrr is 21 now, old enough to buy a drink.
 Inspaders: they are exactly 10 years younger than Sonic
 betweenmyself: 20th AnnivLRRsary all year long! 
 polygonalpizza: 20ish anniversary
 malfnord: It is still LRR's 20th anniversarry one light year away.
hackingducks: if sonic's 30th can last for several years, why not?
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 Molladia: It's my lunch break. Is Chunking over? or just a break?
 forcedreject: Sonic 06 Is old enough to vote this year
 aerohydra: @Molladia  over
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 ReverseCreations: Sonic 06 is old enough to celebrate Sonic's 30th Anniversary!
  Juliamon: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Duck Detective w/ Heather at Mon 08:00 PM PDT (2m ago).
 matthaus_c: a link between events
 Suffix: @ExtraWubs Could have done it at 19 in Victoria
BlackBlade_: En Break
 PharaohBender27: I suddenly feel foolish in only now realizing that the game Heather will be playing is one I saw a demo of and bought but haven't played, so I might not stick around as long as I initially planned 
  SmithKurosaki: Understandable
LizzyTPau:   
 ClodiumSoride: @PharaohBender27 it'll be a good VOD to watch later, see what you did differently than she did.
 Nigouki: aaaah
 forcedreject: WE MOVE
 Nigouki: they're moving us
 Diabore: oh god we're moving!
 Sorator13: adjustment!
ExtraWubs: @Suffix Victorians have it good in some ways
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 HorusFive: Ooo.  Shaky cam footage
 polygonalpizza: Discount Kevin?
 azureHaights: The Sam Raimi
 Sorator13: getting set for coffee with james in the morning, I think
ExtraWubs: We got UPPIES!!!!!
 forcedreject: @polygonalpizza That's just Kev
 DigitalSeahorse: X ways to point the camera
 PharaohBender27: Either that or I do what I did when I bought Ikenfell after Cori's PiF, i.e. wait a year so you've forgotten some things
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 forcedreject: Also I like to think of the upcoming game as an imperative "Duck, Detective"
 PharaohBender27: NGL I think what we're seeing is the setup for tomorrow's Coffee with James
BlackBlade_: I thought it would be spelled Coffee Whiff James
the_phantom_game_player: 
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 nevermore913: I hope duck detective has a quack button
 DigitalSeahorse:  
  Juliamon: wehh I had dinner too late (bc stream) and now my tummy is mad
CobaltShuriken: maybe one day our hearing will return
 DigitalSeahorse: if it doesn't Paul or Heather could improvise some quacks
 Singenmeister: I hear it’s duck time by why is it not  ?
 Mischievous_Catgeist: Ready for some duck tails
CobaltShuriken: either way, I’m terraforming my Animal Crossing island, send prayers
 PharaohBender27: @Juliamon 
 Molladia: Last year from memory there was an issue with roll over to the next day.  Was it confirmed that the subs+bits will reset at midnight?
DoodlestheGreat: @Singenmeister It's always 🦀 time.
Kyser_Echoes95: 
 SnackPak_:   
MungoDude: 🎶
 DigitalSeahorse: I wonder if this game has more than one ending
CobaltShuriken: SOUNDS
 azureHaights: 🎵
 BusTed: jazzy beats
 malfnord: Smooth jazz
 Fanklok: How very noir
 Singenmeister: Birb jazz
 josh___something: jaazz
CobaltShuriken:    
drocathekorok: Finally we got some music
 DigitalSeahorse: blues
chaos_blast_exe: !schedule
  LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/schedule for a Google Calendar version.
 FarleyF: now is heather going to be wearing a fedora
 baltimore_667083: hi heather!
 GhostValv: oh hi
 electra310: Nice logo
 cobalturge:     
 nevermore913: Hi Heather
the_phantom_game_player: Hi heather
 josh___something: uh..oh?
TheAinMAP: Hello.
 betweenmyself: jazzy noir feels
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy,  !
Xafty: fun
 PharaohBender27: OH NO
 IbunWest: 
 SaxPython:  
 pn55: 
 cobalturge: It was the dark times....
 Iluvatardis: I got to water the plants. it was a good break
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 MooCowofDom: Noir Heather
 GhostValv: oh that's a butt
Taligan: yessss...the jazzy jazz
 Dreamlettuce: All is forgiven.
CobaltShuriken: 
 SnackPak_: thanks Paul
 DigitalSeahorse: 
h3rsh3yb4r: music kinda... slinky
the_phantom_game_player: I think the auto isnt in sync
LizzyTPau: Chat is good about reporting tech issues
 Mr_Horrible: we are seeing, we are hearing, we are listening, we are learning
 nevermore913: If it happens we blame James
 Mischievous_Catgeist: Blame james
 airylan: music sounds somewhat like "Sorry Seems to Be The Hardest Word" (Elton John, but jazz version)
 DrakoniteDev: Hi Heather! no spoiler: most important input in game is Y on gamepad (Q on keyboard)
 KV1NN4: i forgot this tab was open and I am high and this music hit me like a smooooth truck
 cobalturge: It was death. Darkness. Oblivion.
 SaxPython: Woo, backup hardware!
 DigitalSeahorse:   I want this game
Weagle subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 91 months, currently on a 91 month streak!
 Weagle: Heather Time!
 FarleyF: I dont want to alarm you heather but we can see the background through your chest 
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Lobo_Apache: I aint learned shit in 10 years
kirbytronic: I know this isn't a Gravity Falls Ducktective game, but I can pretend
faze_kristian2345: how can I win a ps5
 Gekyouryuu: Ducktective
 kalira77: This minute's on me!
 SnackPak_: o7
 BusTed: 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 GhostValv: 500 I have to. got it.
 flustered_blue: this game is real fun
ShifuDaxiongmao: Time to have a good quack at this case. 
tezzatipoca: o7
 Twilight_Spark: The secret salami follows punching your chunks, I got it.
 Weagle: I have not played this yet so I will have to mute it but I am *deeply interested*
 DigitalSeahorse:  beep boop
 Mollylele: 🦆 🔍
 PharaohBender27: OK yeah, this is the game I was thinking of
Snowcookies: Sadly the call of sleep must be answered so I'll look forward to the vod
kalira77 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 49 months!
 kalira77: Great. Try again.  This minute's on me!
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 Bobtheninjagoldfish: "The Secret Salami" sounds Vaugely like an inuuendo
 malfnord: The duck is a cursed detective?
 cobalturge: PAUL!!!! 
 nevermore913: I have heard this game is enjiyi
 Omega_Lairon: No mouse, duck
 DrakoniteDev: the game supports gamepad well.
  Texan_Reverend: @faze_kristian2345 We're not doing any giveaways like that.
 nevermore913: *enjoyable
kirbytronic: Heather is here to do things, if we do things that's great. Otherwise, just do as normal
 DrakoniteDev: (especially Y button)
LizzyTPau:  Time!!
midnightcurryjazz: Thank you for the dyslexia font
 Omega_Lairon: Accessibility!
   LoadingReadyRun:  is Heather's volume is ok for everyone?
 foopoiuyt: Keyboard and mouse is not the way you control ducks.
 nevermore913: Do we have a quack button?
 Omega_Lairon: Sounds good
ShifuDaxiongmao: Do you suspect... fowl play?
  Texan_Reverend: @LoadingReadyRun Yes, it seems good.
 itomeshi: Spoilers!
 DigitalSeahorse:  can we quack?
 nevermore913: Volume is good
wharra: mmm braided salami
the_phantom_game_player: @LoadingReadyRun I think it's out of sync
 DrakoniteDev: volume is great
 Weagle: @LoadingReadyRun Ok volume here!
 Mollylele: she sounds good to me
 TheNerdWonder: *quack*
wharra: @Weagle Oh no it's a weagle
 DigitalSeahorse: I love detective stuff and ducks!   
GentroSilva subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 126 months!
 azureHaights: The Secret Salami? I remember that cHustle ep
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  Texan_Reverend: @the_phantom_game_player You might need to refresh your stream.
 Lord_Hosk: I just want to know, are you a detective who is a duck, or are you a detective investigating exclusively ducks
tezzatipoca: Duck Detective gives zero ducks 
 Singenmeister: such a handsome lil guy
Kurintoi: CUTE
 Omega_Lairon: G r i t t y
  Juliamon: Oh no!
ShifuDaxiongmao: ooohh.. it's Duck Noir 
 Twilight_Spark: Ducks pay rent? This is already tragic.
 DigitalSeahorse: poor ducky
tezzatipoca: He a cute duck!
 Noy2222: I killed people, smuggled people, pecked people
  SmithKurosaki: A ~noir~ duck 
 emberBecky: ohhh hard bitten duck.
  Texan_Reverend: Game audio seems solid.
 Iluvatardis: @Twilight_Spark yeah they have bills
 teddywhosabear: Ducktective
Jethrain: audio level seems good
bagfullofbees: ducktective
 Omega_Lairon: Quackpitalism
the_phantom_game_player: @Texan_Reverend The game is fine though
 DrakoniteDev: volume is great
tezzatipoca: he's in it for the bills xD
 nevermore913: Is the mystery why he got divorced?
 neisan2112: Oh dang I got in close enough to the staart
  Texan_Reverend: Good audio balance between game and Heather.
 DigitalSeahorse:  
Grimlai: Spent it all on quack?
ShifuDaxiongmao: too real, mr duck!
 Twilight_Spark: @Iluvatardis Well shit. I hate that you are right.
  Juliamon: The divorce, my dude. It went to the divorce.
 forcedreject: Oh what a Mallardy
 SaxPython:  ?
 50keyz: love it
 The_Color_Twelve: of course
 malfnord: oh boy
 DigitalSeahorse: hehehehehh
DentedPockets: Deductions, also a banking thing
 aerohydra:  
 DigitalSeahorse: yay puns
 Mollylele just realized this is different from the Frog Detective games
 forcedreject: I hope we encounter some fowl suspects soon
 shurtal: he BETTER say "put it on my bill" at some point
 Shadwhawk: That's probably a pun that resulted in the game being made
 Omega_Lairon: "I filed my taxes wrong and foergot to enter de-duck-tibles"
TheAinMAP: This whole game was made on that pun.
 Singenmeister: Egg
 nevermore913: Oh it's like Golden idol
Grimlai: I REALLY hope that the main character is the only animal in the game and that everyone else is a human
 BusTed: We're Golden Idoling
 red_shoes_jeff: Cold deducktion never fails, that's for certain.
CommanderCrossing subscribed at Tier 2. They've subscribed for 119 months, currently on a 119 month streak!
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 dougma: booz
 DigitalSeahorse: hmmmm
ANeMzero: waking up with a hangover after a long hard night of paying rent
 AdamYMHMI: Tickets TO Rent?
gnyrinn: Ís This not only Detective Duck, bút Detective Duckman?
 Omega_Lairon: I was never good at MadLibs. There's only so much mileage you can get out of using "wiener" for every word >_>
xylek___: Hey everyone! What're we playing?
 Omega_Lairon: !game
  LRRbot: Currently playing: Special Events
 DigitalSeahorse: oof
 DrakoniteDev: press Y...
 Omega_Lairon: Duck Detective
  Texan_Reverend: @xylek___ Duck Detective
  Juliamon: unfortunately !game won't work this week
 Mollylele: We just cracked into Duck Detective, welcome
 Omega_Lairon: But I want it to : \
  Juliamon: we'd have to manually override it every block.
 Mattmitchell45: This is the Revali BOTW voice actor (also Noob Saiboot in newer Mortal Kombat)
xylek___: @omega_lairon  Thanks!
  Juliamon: which we CAN do
 DigitalSeahorse: uh
  SmithKurosaki: !y
  LRRbot: HONK!
 niccus: i was going to say "so like disco elysium but with a more competent detective" but i guess not
  Juliamon: but you know nobody's gonna remember to tell the next set of mods to switch it each block
gnyrinn: Dammit, wrong language autocorrect! Please ignore.
xylek___: @texan_reverend lol thanks for real
 LithelyUnshod: This duck sounds like Chris Parnell
ANeMzero: It's fine, just find an untraceable way to sell it online, like on the Duck Web.
kirbytronic: Legal shmegal
 Omega_Lairon: @Juliamon Just stay away for 5 days straight 
 pn55: Uhh...
 HorusFive: 
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 Omega_Lairon: ^awake
Kurintoi: 
  SmithKurosaki: Oh myyyy
  RomanGoro: Juliamon it's not like we have a whole other site/app for mod communication
ShifuDaxiongmao: it's loafing around
h3rsh3yb4r: is there a honk button in this game
 Ritaspirithntr: uhhhhhhhh
DentedPockets: Hell of a delivery
tezzatipoca: voice acting A+++
 DigitalSeahorse:   loaf!
 BorealMage: Is she the bread?
xylek___: @h3rsh3yb4r asking the right questions
 DrakoniteDev: @h3rsh3yb4r Y...es
PresidentScr00b: The VA might have enjoyed this too much.
 SmithKurosaki: Possibly gny
 Drasvin: Ah, so bread is the stand in for booze
 Sibwow: sweet spongy loaf
 DigitalSeahorse: what's on the bulletin
 nevermore913: Not sure how this VA is but I like him
 Digigoner: BREAD IS DRUGS!? What's next? Bread makes you fat???
 TruPhantomAngel: Does this duck have a crippling Bread addiction?
 Omega_Lairon: Bread > yeast > fermentation : \
  Juliamon: It's a reasonable vice for a duck, it's really unhealthy for them
 Omega_Lairon: Oh that's tragic... but hilarious
 neisan2112: That's what I was thinking too lol
 drewm1022: Rent's worth of bread is a lot of bread.
ShifuDaxiongmao: a toast to toast!
 TruPhantomAngel: Sherlock Holmes has opium, Duck Detective has bread.
 nevermore913: Is toast drugs?
thekumquatking: He spent his bread on bread
 AdamYMHMI: He's been smoking bread!
  Juliamon: Toast is the cocaine
 SnackPak_: checks out
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 electra310: Bread is super bad for ducks
Jomby90: 3 weeks carb free?
bagfullofbees: I think stale bread is hard bread
 DigitalSeahorse: 
EvilBadman: This is just the same as Disco Elysium right?
MolaMolaphant subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 70 months!
 MolaMolaphant: wait, but BEER is hard bread!!
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 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Gekyouryuu: if bread is liquor, that makes sense. you indulge when life is feeling crumb-y
tezzatipoca: Is it bad that I didn't pick up on the addiction metaphor
midnightcurryjazz: b r e a d
SnowBuddy18: Beer is wet bread
 electra310: If the bread is in our bed, we haven't eaten it yet
 GDwarble: It's just there as a temptation, to strengthen our will
 BorealMage: This VA is *killing* it
 Omega_Lairon: The VA is giving their whole ass to this performance.
 DigitalSeahorse: bread is not good for ducks
 malfnord: Awk-ward
 Ritaspirithntr: 
 Rhynerd: We just haven't eaten a loaf yet.
 nevermore913: He's just holding the bread for a friend
thekumquatking: Sounds like he's quacking up
 drewm1022: Just one slice...for the road.
 cobalturge: We Live in Denial. Never follow Wry with Sourdough....
 mercano82: DuckTales says otherwise.
 red_shoes_jeff: Uncle Scroog begs to differ...
 azureHaights: Those pages are getting SO SOGGY
 DrakoniteDev: @malfnord awQUACKward
 Iluvatardis: so not enough to get back, then
 DigitalSeahorse:  time to send ducks to space?
 Ritaspirithntr: seems like this guy’s a quack detective.
 GDwarble: Remaining cash was...$5?
  RomanGoro: *sighs* I should go to bed...... but fun game with Heather............
 PharaohBender27: @Ritaspirithntr 
Kurintoi: i mean he si a duck that is more than most
 drewm1022: Welp.  Either rent is real cheap or bread is real expensive.
adept_nekomancer: I can't imagine that a ducktective would have a huge amount of cash on them.
Xafty: scrooge has all the money, and is the only one that can afford anything
thekumquatking: Inflation is rampant in Duck land.
h3rsh3yb4r: scrooge mcduck the 1%
EvilBadman: Audio blips anyone else or am I lucky
 TruPhantomAngel: But it is like a hurricane
SnowBuddy18: I winder if there are coins or if they're all... bills
 DigitalSeahorse: Scrooge McDuck has been to the moon, in the video game at least
 couchboyj: So much bread, last night is all a duck-blur
 BorealMage: @RomanGoro That's going to be what I'm saying all week
 Drasvin: Don't know what the economy is like, but life is like a hurricane
ShifuDaxiongmao: aww.. they didn't spell it quack this case...9/10
 PharaohBender27: @EvilBadman I've been getting those too
Jethrain: @EvilBadman i've been getting some chopping as well
 Omega_Lairon: Paper Mallardio
 dumbo3k: It's very Paper Mario
EvilBadman: Ok thanks for confirming
BorealMage subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 59 months!
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 Singenmeister: Heather is drawn to chaos, as always.
 Omega_Lairon: Chair-kun!
ShortForPhill subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 101 months!
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 PharaohBender27: 🪑
 BlueFingers5:    
fuzzra subscribed with Prime.
 DigitalSeahorse: it's very cute  
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 shendaras: 
 red_shoes_jeff: C H A  I R
midnightcurryjazz: Heather left us just like ANA
 DigitalSeahorse: brb
 neisan2112:   
Eggmojii: no chopping here
 dumbo3k:   
 cobalturge: We have been abandoned   
Kendo_thorn: hi empty chair how are you doing?
Eggmojii: I thought it was just an imperfect audio loop
 aquinas_0: is the duck still moaning softly in the rain?
 Rhynerd: @midnightcurryjazz we're gonna have to give up on bread now.
 iris_of_ether: 
stippledotter: Oh no, abduckted
bagfullofbees: ah, left to our own duckvices
 PharaohBender27: @cobalturge No, Chair is taking over!
  RomanGoro: The duck has an idle non animation???
 itomeshi: @stippledotter .... ok, you win this round.
 TallynNyntyg: The chair got you killed.
ShifuDaxiongmao: we saw an afk pose while you were gone 
 mercano82: the bus scheduling sounds unbearable.
 BorealMage: Is this angry Derek the Intern?
 cobalturge: @PharaohBender27 I accept our fate...
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 PharaohBender27: @mercano82 
ghyllnox: So did we have 3 shmark left?
ShifuDaxiongmao: it wasn't a big one, just that he changed position slightly 
ghyllnox: And now we have 1?
 Rhynerd: I guess so
Pinwiz11 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 52 months!
 Pinwiz11: Want to get this in before the run gets capped 
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thekumquatking: 2 shmark is a bargain! (Maybe!)
Kurintoi: the foot taps
  RomanGoro: He's tapping his foot!
 flustered_blue: you can quack too
 Rhynerd: a single shmark to our name
 Omega_Lairon: Paper Mario - The Origami QuacKing
ShifuDaxiongmao: who needs bottles when we can have bread?
dzee_szed: get a plastic bag! turn in the bottles for tare!
 Shadwhawk: In this lighting, when it's not zoomed in, it kinda looks like DD's holding a bottle of booze under his wing
 DrakoniteDev: you should press Y. QUACK!
Chesul: I heard that as "we have an Idol pose" not Idle, and it cracked me up.
 PharaohBender27: @ShifuDaxiongmao Bottles is where we keep our bread
thekumquatking: Salsiccia sounds tasty
 BrowneePoints: Sausage?
 BrowneePoints: wait the town is called Sausage in spanish?
  mtvcdm: Hi from back in my hotel room.
dzee_szed: Anna is like Columbo's wife, he just always talks about her
ShifuDaxiongmao: 2 hours later.. "I better stop playing in the leaves"
hackingducks: hard boiled ducktective.
adept_nekomancer: We've got some serious Untitled Goose Game energy going here. 
the_phantom_game_player: Leaf physics
EvilBadman: I thought this was ProZD at first but turns out it's Sean Chiplock (Revali from BOTW among others)
 Laserbeaks_Fury: He didn't start hitting the bread till a toon killed his brother
 ClodiumSoride: @chesul not quacked you up?
 Omega_Lairon: Embrace the duck mindset
thekumquatking: @BrowneePoints Close, that's Salchicha
MaddogM: It did sound like Ana was referred to in the past tense
  mtvcdm: Ducks are ungovernable
Jethrain: @BrowneePoints It's Italian
ShifuDaxiongmao: the bus sign had a bear face!
 betweenmyself: if it’s *in* the game it cannot be a distraction *from* the game 
hackingducks: @mtvcdm apparently they bow to barriers.
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Not everything is Untitled Goose Game
 drewm1022: Not to be mistaken with the Super Tuscan Sassacaia.
LizzyTPau: Have we discovered our Quack voice?
simplyegghuman subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 88 months, currently on a 88 month streak!
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 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/BlushingCautiousTapirKappaPride-KpyOVstheUbLV226
 cobalturge: Phil
 Laserbeaks_Fury: great detective work
 Omega_Lairon: Joey... Jojo... jr... Shabadoo?
thekumquatking: Carla the Cockatoo
  mtvcdm: Bearson the bear
Lobo_Apache: there's bearly any security here
EvilBadman: smmm...Smeagol
 Gekyouryuu: she's about.... 8 feet tall
 Rae_of_Light_: @Omega_Lairon That's the worst name I've ever heard in my life.
 Laserbeaks_Fury: She does seem likely to stick her neck out...perhaps unintentionally
 Singenmeister: also giraffes
midnightcurryjazz: woo kpop
  mtvcdm: I was gonna say Jenny LeClue
 Gekyouryuu: pit stain?
 Laserbeaks_Fury: I hope that Koala Pop
 Gekyouryuu: ah
Kurintoi: does that mean korean animals?
ShifuDaxiongmao: sad kpop fan.. checks out 
 vinopinguino: who puts a last name on a name tag?
Kurintoi: koala pop omfg 
 BorealMage: Oh, hey, the Duck Detective's VA is also Subaru in Re:Zero
 Singenmeister: from that sign in the back could it be kitten pop?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Okay, what's the duck version of a mind palace?
 Gekyouryuu: maybe the magnifying glass is prescription and we're actually nearsighted?
  mtvcdm: Can another mod get the name thing into advice for me?
 josh___something: "sad winterheimer" 
 Rhynerd: and it is a single shmark!
  mtvcdm: I'd do it myself if I wasn't on my phone
 Rhynerd: the deductions were correct! we have the making of a Duck Detective!
 Omega_Lairon: I can do it, but I'll need to scan back for the exact phrasing
  mtvcdm: Thanks Lairon
 niccus: "bear bus" made me misremember https://youtu.be/6jw6EdKwZ7U?t=142
 Driosenth: Today is Friday in California
 PharaohBender27: I'm assuming by being heavily in debt
 josh___something: I do like the magnifying glass turning the squigglies into actual numbers
 josh___something: It's a nice touch
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Bold Deduction never fails
  mtvcdm: Oh no it's Obra Dinning us
 josh___something: De-DUCK-tion XD
 vinopinguino: lol DUCK APPROVED
 dumbo3k: nobody has stolen her birthday xD
thekumquatking: Happy birthday, Sophie!
 nevermore913: Join me for a nice glass of bread
 josh___something: 
 Seth_Erickson: he just now thought of it
ShifuDaxiongmao: because he's punning at others now 
 niccus: not in polite company
 josh___something: YUP
 vinopinguino: that's how that works
crashdownreg: it was deducktion in the menu
  mtvcdm: What
 Saintnex: sure
 josh___something: TOTALLY
 Laserbeaks_Fury: YEs, thats the correct conclusion
 MrQBear: ah, this is some of that social engineering hacking, right?
  RomanGoro: Social hacking, chat, works every time
 nevermore913: Mother's maiden name
 Ritaspirithntr: 
 Seth_Erickson: mother's maiden name, first pet, highschool anything like that would be nice
  mtvcdm: Not everyone can be a great detucktive
 nevermore913: Last four digits of your social
 josh___something: (chat, DO we know someone here)
 foopoiuyt: Social engineering at its finest.
ShifuDaxiongmao: I love the design of these characters 
 Singenmeister: this games goes from adorable to bleak *real* fast
 Mathwyn: Thats why he needs the dry cleaning
 josh___something: This is great
ShifuDaxiongmao: also, the VO had fun 
  mtvcdm: This is adorable
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crashdownreg: Frederson pls 
 Molladia: I wonder if there any any VO actors in this we might recognise....?
 Omega_Lairon: @mtvcdm Done! It's tricky to scan accurately in an 8 hour long VOD : p
 Omega_Lairon: E u g e n e
Borgrim_ subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 12 months!
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 vinopinguino: Eugne McQuacklin
Lobo_Apache: I wonder if he has a sister named Sarah
LibraryWitchKei: Oh I adore this game
 josh___something: Eugene McQuacklin 
 spethycakes: Oh, Eugene is a good subtle reference
 nevermore913: I was hoping first name was duck and last name was detective
 BrainBetter: How is he not named Howard?
 Seth_Erickson: banger alert btw
 TheMandrew: because he's from Oregon probably 
 betweenmyself: Eugene McQuacklin, definitely a duck. 
  mtvcdm: This is a case right out of Fillmore
 josh___something: Wait, it's a reference?
crashdownreg: 
 TheMandrew: @josh___something University of Oregon is in Eugene, and their mascot is the duck
 VorlonScout: Eugene's VA is Sean Chiplock, who has a long IMDB credit list, including Revali in BOTW.
 PharaohBender27: @Omega_Lairon Back when I wrote fiction as a teenager, I often used the name Eugene for characters. I honestly don't know why.
DiggerDog: I'm already subscribed I'm already subscribed!
adept_nekomancer: Nobody said duck was a *good* detective.
ShifuDaxiongmao: "it didn't feel important at the time" 
 spethycakes: @josh___something Eugene, Oregon is where the University of Oregon is, and their mascot is the Ducks
 BorealMage: Listen, some folks aren't great at taking notes
 DrakoniteDev: too stuffed with bread
 josh___something: Oh that's cute
 Laserbeaks_Fury: It does feel like we could run into Retsuko in this game
 AdamYMHMI: Ducks are notoriously bad at remembering names
DentedPockets: Nouns are for winners
 Tiber727: I like how a detective shows up and he just assumes someone ordered an investigation. Detertives are just like pest control.
 Molladia: We don't get to experience the additional commentary from Heather anywhere near often enough.
SmashTCG: going for the high chaos Run i see
 Ritaspirithntr: 
dzee_szed: Evidence that guy should get fired #1: He keeps knocking over trash cans
 Omega_Lairon: @PharaohBender27 It's a fine name - good mouthfeel. But not super common, so you're not likely to accidentally IRL fanfic someone you know?
ShifuDaxiongmao: Is the rest of the LRR crew aware of your office trashing ways? 
 Omega_Lairon: We found who was playing hide the salami >_>
 PharaohBender27: @spethycakes And their mascot was a literal duck in the 1930s-1940s, named Puddles, IIRC
 Laserbeaks_Fury: middle under zipper?
leopard_wolf: I see they have installed the magnetic trashcans that fall towards you
 betweenmyself: ducks’ hydrophobic feathers cause the names of others to bead and flow off their brains instead of collecting and forming lasting memories
 spethycakes: @PharaohBender27 BRB, busy crying about how cute the name Puddles is for a duck mascot
ShifuDaxiongmao: perspective change?
 Molladia: Can the bag rotate?
 Seth_Erickson: glowy sparks in middle of the bag
 neisan2112: I saw it
 Seth_Erickson: down by the handle that is
  TStodden: Sparkly near left lower strap?
Gadora: Maybe the upper left corner? Sub-A-Thon seems worth investigating.
 Tiber727: bottom middle
 NonUniqueGuy: I saw something
adept_nekomancer: There's something just below and left of center I think
andreagustafson: Was there just something between the front strap on the green part?
ShifuDaxiongmao: front of bag, between handle
 Shadwhawk: Between lower strap ends
ShifuDaxiongmao: we also have many many more eyes 
ShifuDaxiongmao: wE aRE leGioN
h3rsh3yb4r: two logs? kinda
 Tiber727: You also kept scanning everywhere but the spot.
crashdownreg: a duffle bag full of salami is a lot of salami
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Is that a salami in you bag, or are you just happy to see me
 Omega_Lairon: I mean, I couldn't eat that much in a year...
andreagustafson: Never judge an alligator's need for salami.
 malfnord: I mean, looks like maybe five, six pounds at least?
 Rhynerd: I mean, bread is pretty expensive around here. Maybe Salami's in a similar state?
 kalira77: @shifudaxiongmao are you an Elder God? You have to tell us if you're an Elder God
 flustered_blue: oh hey i know that voice
crashdownreg: velcro shoes are lame? game is calling me out 
ihlendrax: 
 iris_of_ether: The mug thief!?
hackingducks: 
ShifuDaxiongmao: @kalira77 we ARe noT!
 Omega_Lairon: Interro-gator
 PharaohBender27: "You better believe it, pal!"
 Omega_Lairon: Oh, they're a fanboi
 josh___something: Oh, we're a writer too? Neat!
andreagustafson: omg, he's a duck fan boy
 Rhynerd: Ah, a detective novelist!
Jasper: The dodgeball of prophecy was NOT DODGED
 Ritaspirithntr: that’s the last good thing this croc gets i’ll bet.
 Laserbeaks_Fury: lol holy hell that was BDG
 Rhynerd: wanna bet the gator's Frederickson?
 WriterRaven: The Secret Salami, by Aquacktha Christie.
 jdr_42: 4 stops, 4 drivers, checks out
 calculated_uncertainties: This music is giving me weird persona 5 flashbacks
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 josh___something: 12?!
ShifuDaxiongmao: audio a bit glitchy sounding
 Gaelan_Maestro: he Might solve a mystery, or rewrite hist'ry!
 Molladia: Inform this person about the Receptionists birthday
 Omega_Lairon: 12 trombones? James?
 cobalturge: Challenge Accepted!!
  mtvcdm: Nothing added to clues
 josh___something: HONEY WHAT?
 Omega_Lairon: Poor kitty
hackingducks: I know the voice isn't the exactly the same as hers, but it sounds so much like the woman who does peanut hamper, it's uncanny
 josh___something: You need to reevaluate your relationship with your job
 micalovits: Manfred is a dick
 Mr_Horrible: understandable tbh
 Rhynerd: Are those 12 trombones for a band, is this person some odd collector, or are they a music store owner with no other forms of transport?
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 tidehollowcat: What's Rob Manfred, the commissioner of baseball got to do with this?
 BorealMage: Oh, the office chair spin was magnifique
 neisan2112: Mood tho
 Tiber727: How do they have so many callers for a bus station with 4 stops?
Mashamino: uhhh
 Omega_Lairon: 0_o
 josh___something: fym accessible?!
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 mariomario42: yay
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 PharaohBender27: I think maybe this workplace should be unionized
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 Decaped: Duck!
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 josh___something: eugene, that's immoral, if not illegal
 incredulouspasserby: Is it? Welcome to capitalism. Overwork 'em as much as possible.
 incredulouspasserby: Wait. Did that say deducktions?
 Omega_Lairon: Herrrrrnst
hackingducks: oh yes it did
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Why do I feel like this whole case is going to be figuring out what the case is, and then once we know, the answer will be super eays
 incredulouspasserby: I've been here for less than a minute and I already love this game. Deducktions. Heh.
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 pete_simpson: Wooo, subathon!
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 PharaohBender27: Wait . . . Herr Ernst . . . Mr. Serious?
 cobalturge: HI Paul!!!
Garfman314: semitransparent paul
 jdr_42: Paul is on the case
fungal_bird: Hello!
 micalovits: Detective Paul!
 Laserbeaks_Fury: The Importance of Being Ernst
Drigerslash: HI EVERYBODY
 PharaohBender27:  
 SnackPak_: 
adept_nekomancer: @Garfman314 Heather has installed a ghost in his shirt.
the_phantom_game_player: hi
Jasper: We going offline for a sec?
 Omega_Lairon: Don't panic
 Omega_Lairon: Stay cool
andreagustafson: tec detective Paul
ShifuDaxiongmao: Paul, Tech Detective.. fixing the audio of Duck Detective
 BorealMage: 
 LostThePirate:  
 Grevas13: on the other hand, panic
 Catcard: Paul is so cool.
 malfnord: 
 ClodiumSoride: @ShifuDaxiongmao ITYM de-tech-tive Paul
PabstBlueFalcon: !subathon
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fungal_bird: Paul really said "Hello!" and then shut down the stream
hackingducks: @fungal_bird it do be like that when tech things attack
 PharaohBender27: But for legit reasons!
 FarleyF: Paul looks you in the eye and whispers "Hello" as he terminates your viewing
hackingducks: duck detechtive ;_;
 Gaelan_Maestro: i was hoping for something duck tales like
 spethycakes: duck detected
 DigitalSeahorse: what has duck found out so far this case?
 DigitalSeahorse: case #1 still I'm assuming
ShifuDaxiongmao: There are people in the office
 Gaelan_Maestro: salami
 spethycakes: public transit issues and unfair labor practices exist even in the animal world, unfortunately
 Omega_Lairon: He like bread
 PharaohBender27: @Omega_Lairon He's a breadaholic
ShifuDaxiongmao: @spethycakes I mean, it does seem to be a noir story 
hackingducks: loves to knock over trash cans
 DigitalSeahorse:   don't move or the secret salami gets it!
 DrakoniteDev: @DigitalSeahorse  don't shoot
 345tom: Finally get to tune in, we on break SAD
 DigitalSeahorse:    don't shoot!
 Dalrint: I was gone a bit did the subathon eat heather?
 Jigokuro: 
 Omega_Lairon: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
 Jigokuro: hmm
hackingducks: @Dalrint we got defective tech from the duck detective
 PharaohBender27: @345tom Yeah, impromptu break because audio issues
 DrakoniteDev: @Dalrint fixing minor tech issue
 chrono2x: Welp, Subathon over. So sad that they didn't get a single sub or bit donation.
 spethycakes: the audio was quacking--I mean, crackling 
Rylical: 
 DigitalSeahorse:  it was a noir story, real noir, the noirest noir
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 SnackPak_: 
 Pete_S_319: Hiya!
  corianderd: welcome back!
 BorealMage: hello!
 chrono2x: hi
 Austere_Squire: hullo
midnightcurryjazz: 
 Korolan: Welcome Back!
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: @DigitalSeahorse slow jazz starts playing
hackingducks: we back \o/
 PharaohBender27: We're back!
 Austere_Squire: ye
 DrakoniteDev: 
Gadora: 
 kat_drinks_tea: 
 Omega_Lairon: Looks fine. Audio's good so far
lady_olynder: Allegedly we're back, and i tend to be more on the neutral line of the alignment chart
 SnackPak_: dodged that bullet
 JadedCynic: 
 foopoiuyt: Yay! Duck is back!
 CastleOtranto: Hello! Good time of day to you, chat. And Heather.
  TStodden: At least Paul didn't whack you...
ShifuDaxiongmao: Yeah, Heather totally would not be the one to murder Paul. We got that settled earlier. 
Kurintoi: his name is oh his desk 
 PharaohBender27: We even have evidence of their CH versions working together!
  mtvcdm: Nobody would mess with Heather. Or Jordynne.
 Omega_Lairon: spinny
hackingducks: @Kurintoi herr isn't a name.
 nevermore913: But we can't sit on the chair
 DigitalSeahorse: secretly Paul was the real killer
Azsedcf: If Paul was going to do something terrible to you, he would do it to someone else, then put the blame on you.
evershiner subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 103 months, currently on a 1 month streak!
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 zerragonoss: I mean I have to imagine Paul kills a lot of Pauls, it happens when you have a clone army.
 DigitalSeahorse: this family has been framed!
  mtvcdm: I could see it
hackingducks: the hinges sticking out seems weird to me
lightfut subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 40 months!
 lightfut: Resub day!
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xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: this is the game for the tv series turned movie in Gravity Fall and no one can convince me otherwise.
cptcobalt subscribed at Tier 3. They've subscribed for 115 months!
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 cptcobalt: i really enjoyed this game
  mtvcdm: This is just most Employee of the month programs I've seen
  corianderd: does banana do anything?
  mtvcdm: They last two months and then go away
  mtvcdm: That is still important work
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @mtvcdm when I worked at a movie theater, the gen. manager made a big deal of starting one, ordered two years' worth of plaques, and trashed the idea as soon as the box came in
 flustered_blue: herr is more of a “sir” than a name
ShifuDaxiongmao: Herr = Sir
ShifuDaxiongmao: the cat complained about a name 
 Omega_Lairon: Herr = chan/kun 
LizzyTPau: What if we hit Y?
 Tiber727: What about the note to the left of the banana?
 Gekyouryuu: !y
  LRRbot: HONK!
 DrakoniteDev: @LizzyTPau it might quack the case!
 Ashen_Prime: Where does this game keep the clues you've gathered?
thekumquatking: She said Manfred didn't approve her raaise.
 Tiber727: You do have her name
ShifuDaxiongmao: it's a very bear name 
 cobalturge: Bear-Bus... instead of driving through the desert, you drive through...... 100
Garfman314: and the raise paperwork was L angst
  mtvcdm: Brute force ahoy!
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 zenthere: Lets go LRR
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 Molladia: But we're hearing the loud typing
ShifuDaxiongmao: Rufus could've worked too
 Gekyouryuu: Freddy = Manfred?
hackingducks: it's bear-bus or its greyhound, take your pick
Kurintoi: angsty 
 Ashen_Prime: Who was it that put in the request for a raise?
  TStodden: Freddy Sedaris is the "Employee of the Month"
 Omega_Lairon: Heather's on the case chat, it's all good ^_^
Scytzo: How much did I miss?
Sandalphon: How would someone know that
  TStodden: Ack...  It's Rufus...
Garfman314: pretty sure the cat is laura angst
 josh___something: Awww, why'd we call crocodile friend lame D:
 Tiber727: Have you checked out the note below the croc?
hackingducks: you had l angst on the crock
ShifuDaxiongmao: you did try laura angst for the 2nd person previously 
 josh___something: Aw NOOOO
 josh___something: BUDDY
excalgold: their parents hate them 
 josh___something: D:
PresidentScr00b: A guy that lame... bound to happen
 Rexsplosion: Fred Fredburger!
Gadora: Fredersonson
  mtvcdm: Poor Freddy
 BrowneePoints: Wish they didn't use the word Lame
 spethycakes: Maybe Freddy chose their name
adept_nekomancer: His middle name is Frederick.
ANeMzero: I mean from the sound of it everyone hates frederson
 chrono2x: Can you ask them about each other now?
hackingducks: nah, gives him a cool nickname: fredfred
 BartholemewTheKitten: F for poor Freddy
hackingducks: or two-fred
  Juliamon: Hey chat, I know the game uses it, but could we avoid using "lame" in this context?
 DigitalSeahorse:   poor Freddy
 josh___something: D:
 Twilight_Spark: D:
 Omega_Lairon: Mr. Popular >_>
 cobalturge: Same
 josh___something: poor buddy
  Juliamon: (it just feels weird using ableist language during Disability Pride month...)
 Rexsplosion: I NEED to reccomend this game to Dan Floyd, it's got Frog Detective vibes like CRAZY
 lord_bry0n: justice for for freddy
  mtvcdm: Pay her like five people
 BartholemewTheKitten: Does the work of 5 people but isn't employee of the month?
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thekumquatking: Don't forget to fill in the Deducktions
 Pete_S_319: Where are there over a thousand ducks?!
excalgold: thats fair there -are- more then a thousand
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: types of duck, or just individually?
ShifuDaxiongmao: ahh right.. theh word matching
 Omega_Lairon: "But thou must"
 Twilight_Spark: Hmm, that doesn't seem right? I'm a Platonist, so I think there's only 1 duck.
  mtvcdm: We're an indoor duck
MaddogM: 1000 ducks is a long game of Duck Duck goose
 jacqui_lantern234: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa yes 
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 MaladyDark: sub sub sub a doo
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 starwolf69: !subathon
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 DigitalSeahorse: Pete_S_319 Earth!
 DigitalSeahorse:  quack
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 josh___something: Duck APPROVED
 ClodiumSoride: Huh, I thought Laura was a Boston terrier.
DentedPockets: Than what? Cause them?
 Pete_S_319: @CookieMom Definitely sounds like him to me.
 malfnord: uh oh
 Twilight_Spark: That was a great sigh.
 m33pn8r: @Juliamon I've never even considered the etymology of that term before. Thanks for teaching me something
ShifuDaxiongmao: god, the voices in this game is great 
 DigitalSeahorse: more likely than humans?  or snails? 
 BorealMage: @CookieMom No, Sean Chiplock
  mtvcdm: He's addicted to bread?
CookieMom: @BorealMage Thanks!
 Rexsplosion: @mtvcdm i mean... he IS a duck.
 josh___something: Oh, I like h- AAANd, I now don't like this person
 Mollylele: Sean Chiplock would be a good name for a bird detective also
 josh___something: LADY
  mtvcdm: They went wee wee wee all the way to jail
  Defrost: Freddy is BDG??
midnightcurryjazz: its heather!
LizzyTPau: Voice actor for Freddy IS a Dropout friendo
 BrowneePoints: @Mollylele Swan Chiplock
 Tiber727: The game should just fill out the info that's really obvious. We already heard her first name.
 josh___something: She's 100% a true crime podcast enjoyer
 BrowneePoints: oh Freddy is Brian David Gilbert
hackingducks: she's a sheep
hackingducks: a sheep divorcee apparently.
 Tiber727: Holding a whisk doesn't make you motherly.
 spethycakes: @BrowneePoints that is ... perfect casting
ShifuDaxiongmao: someone is the gossiper, but we won't tell on who it is!
 Mollylele: I wonder if she is getting aLAMBony payments
 DigitalSeahorse:  
hackingducks: @Mollylele her spouse is on the lam
 josh___something: (her VA is killing it)
LizzyTPau: @hackingducks BOOOOOOO
 ElementalAlchemist: Hello again, friends
  mtvcdm: She's great and go away
 ElementalAlchemist: This game is pretty neat
hackingducks: he's a penguin!
 DigitalSeahorse: nice
 Tiber727: Not knocking the game necessarily, but the VAs are almost too good for this game.
 BartholemewTheKitten: Have you seen this chicken?
 Laserbeaks_Fury: The Penguin
  mtvcdm: OI
 Rexsplosion: that's not chcocolate, just a lid to the sandwich tub
hackingducks: putting mugs face up in a dishwasher is a crime and whoever did it deserves to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law
  mtvcdm: R.S.
 Laserbeaks_Fury: thats so much Pot Noodle
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 Omega_Lairon: James LRR? Sounds suspicious : p
 BartholemewTheKitten: Calling it now: the janitor is Feathers McGraw in disguise
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RampG4mes: hi Heather
  mtvcdm: Hi James
 episvont: Boo
ShifuDaxiongmao: trash!
ShifuDaxiongmao: on the left
 Pete_S_319: They jammed too hard. 
 ClodiumSoride: ba-dum-tish
 spethycakes: It was absolutely crushing
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 anyavamps: yoooooo
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 DiamondMX: Subathon - when do the submarines start? What's all this LRR stuff doing here?
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 DigitalSeahorse: 
hackingducks: uh oh, rufus actin' sus
midnightcurryjazz: majong! Pon!
adept_nekomancer: Pengwheeler
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 aussie_rob_w: is that a duck duo?
 josh___something: I don't think ANYONE enjoys freddy's company
 Laserbeaks_Fury: yes... the "older"
 lord_bry0n: Justice for Freddy
hackingducks: ok loomer.
 josh___something: totally true fun facts
 DigitalSeahorse:   banana for scale
 josh___something: *4 mugs on the desk*
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BandsWithLegends: it's called ADHD and they should have accomodations 
 jacqui_lantern234: gosh, why is Freddie me?!
 BartholemewTheKitten: My whining is inescapable, game
 aussie_rob_w: that made me laugh out loud.
 DigitalSeahorse: kitty on desk
 DigitalSeahorse: she likes cats
 Molladia: Getting Kathleen vibes from the Giraffe
 DigitalSeahorse: Every Duck what?
AutumnAuton: has a unique foot print, said that hint
 BartholemewTheKitten: Why not able to pet the desk cat?
MaddogM: Do we have enough info or the password yet?
 jacqui_lantern234: eww the building comes?! 
 josh___something: I don't think this manager likes inspections 
  Defrost: Are you?
 josh___something: @jacqui_lantern234 no you aren't 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 jacqui_lantern234: ok, fair, chat. you got me
 aussie_rob_w: I absolutely love the movement animation in this game!!!
  mtvcdm: I always love random gremlin time
Felipe: Which game is that again?
 josh___something: Duck THEFT >:D
 aussie_rob_w: Lookit the way you move
 aussie_rob_w: It's so nice
 jacqui_lantern234: @mtvcdm I ALWAYS LOVE YOU!!! #GOTTEM 
 josh___something: True, very handsome
 jacqui_lantern234: @aussie_rob_w YOURE so nice
  mtvcdm: Oh no I've been got
excalgold: is Boris the Ex....
hackingducks: what is that accent
 DigitalSeahorse: hands in pockets can mean cold hands!   
 neisan2112: Yo I just looked at the voice cast and Freddy is voiced by Brian David Gilbert!!
 josh___something: ok, one of these animals isn't speaking up
 Mr_Horrible: can't wait to find out it was somehow us from the future who called us or something
 VorlonScout: And Boris's VA is Ares/Dionysus/Theseus from Hades
excalgold: so maybe thats some one who likes Freddy...
 DigitalSeahorse:   likes cases
 josh___something: 
 jacqui_lantern234: lol
 josh___something: I'm a detective, not a snoop... well... okay., maybe a bit of a snoop
 DigitalSeahorse: or
voren_chalco: That is how packing a bag works, yes
 DigitalSeahorse: someone changed their clothes and put the smelly ones in the bag since you checked it
  mtvcdm: 25% helpful
 Ravensfest: Customer service
 Ravensfest: Janitor
 BartholemewTheKitten: Ducks are bogans? I never knew
 DigitalSeahorse: they live in the boonies don't they?
 spethycakes: And that's a Duck Fact 
hackingducks: that'd be an amazing bird feat.
  Defrost: !duckfacts
SoaringDragon42: Wait, isn't Boris the one with all the bus routes?
 DigitalSeahorse: gasp!
 neisan2112: Oh god now I can hear that its BDG lol
hackingducks: compass birds feels like a thing that should be in a fantasy novel
 josh___something: oh, he's stupid
 Ravensfest: Freddy is not the sharpest
 Saintnex: oh lord
ShifuDaxiongmao: looks like freddy got fingered
excalgold: ah he IS the Ex
 spethycakes: Freddy is a silly goose
 Mr_Horrible: oh, there's over 1000 ducks? Name 5 
 josh___something: D:
 neisan2112: @ShifuDaxiongmao He does have some sausages
hackingducks: @Mr_Horrible duck, duck, duck, duck, goose!
 Ravensfest: Laura? She was the most upset.
 Mr_Horrible: @hackingducks hmm, yes, good 
 josh___something: Who's lunch was in the kitchen?
 Laserbeaks_Fury: do we know whos lunch it was?
  mtvcdm: Smash cut
 josh___something: LADY
 TallynNyntyg: "Does it say Colonel anywhere on this uniform?"
 Laserbeaks_Fury: awww, is this a set-up
excalgold: I'm a DUCK. wearing a TRENCH COAT *laughs*
 DigitalSeahorse:   You should have deduced that it was me!
 josh___something: Laura, please
 dumbo3k: Oh no. Did Laura try to frame Freddy?
 CastleOtranto: Chat, I don't wish to alarm you, but that is a very handsome duck
 Laserbeaks_Fury: I mean, is it theft if was your salami
 josh___something: He's too fuckin stupid for him to be a thief
 jacqui_lantern234: @CastleOtranto YOURE very handsome!!! #Gottem
 Jigokuro: No scoping that Laura is planning a Surprise Birthday Party for Sophia. That'd be nice.
 Rexsplosion: Life is like a hurricane... there in Duckberg, also on the moon with the dope music
ShifuDaxiongmao: true, but they came back from the moon too... it was quite an adventure though
 Mazrae: I'm upset now that I tuned back in late and missed part of this, this game seems amazing
 DrakoniteDev: you can press Y to quack though. better than ducks on the moon?
  Defrost: Wasn't much of a question
 DigitalSeahorse: Scary lady is planning a surprise party for Freddy?
 josh___something: He might, in fact, be the dullest tool in the shed
MaddogM: Who framed Freddy Gator?
 BartholemewTheKitten: Get facebagged son
  Defrost: What dishwasher??
 Twilight_Spark: D:
 CastleOtranto: @jacqui_lantern234 Oh you! You're pretty great yourself, you know?
 CaptainSpam: The lesson of "Rufus is a bad janitor"?
 Ravensfest: @DigitalSeahorse Isn't it Sophie's birthday?
  Juliamon: bro that's *literally what you're paid to do*
 Laserbeaks_Fury: I mean, it's possible it's supposed to be this obvious as a first case, and it's not a misdirect. But it really feels like a set-up
 jacqui_lantern234: dishwasher?! i hardly know her!!! 
ShifuDaxiongmao: rage uncaged.. for tipping all the trashcans 
 arcaede_: got a chievo for kicking cans
 Gekyouryuu: THIS guy is Employee of the Month?
 Gekyouryuu: and not Laura?
 DigitalSeahorse: Ravensfest is it?
 Ravensfest: She was upset that everyone had forgotten it.
  Juliamon: Learning that it's Sophie's birthday was a tutorial on analyzing people.
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 BlueChloroplast: Heeey, whats quacking?
 FarleyF: you know the graphics remind me of Wildermyth - the DND style game
 Ravensfest: Freddy is being framed?
 Ravensfest: Salami bandit?
  Defrost: Boris picked the bag?
 zerragonoss: Yes Marget defdefinitelyantly has a calendar with everyone's birthday, and they the day the will be murdered on it.
 Saintnex: suspicious could work?
 Rexsplosion: just looked up the voice cast and i didn't recognize anyone except Freddy is voiced by Brian David Gilbert.
 Mr_Horrible: wait, how many framings go on at the LRR offices???
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 aussie_rob_w: At least three!
 neisan2112: @Rexsplosion Yeah When they talked earlierI could def tell it was him
excalgold: is the duck not ProZD/Sungwon Cho ?
  Defrost: No
 Rexsplosion: nope, the duck is Sean Chiplock
 aussie_rob_w: I don't know what Graham I'm quoting with "at least three!" But I distinctly remember Graham saying it and it makes me laugh so I reference it all the time
excalgold: such similar voices!
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
Kurintoi: this game is amazing
 flustered_blue: gasp!
 josh___something: laura
midnightcurryjazz: !!!
 josh___something: you are NOT subtle
 Luminaire_p: I think she's mad that he keeps taking her mug
 Laserbeaks_Fury: I mean, Freddy is literally holding her mug
 josh___something: 0 SUBTLETY
 Mr_Horrible: she seems too petty to be a mastermind
MaddogM: Rufus is my guess
  mtvcdm: That's not the Salami Bandit. That's the Salami Fairy.
 Ravensfest: I think it's just cause Freddy is an idiot. Then again it was her lunch that was "stolen"
  mtvcdm: You just... Get salami
 Mazrae: Mark my words, words of someone who's trying to frame someone
GamemasterAnth: What game is this?
  mtvcdm: Eat delicious salami
 Luminaire_p: roasted garlic summer sausage
 Rexsplosion: Didn't Boris mention the dirty gym clothes were different than what he expected to be in the bag?
 Mr_Horrible: deDUCKtions?
adept_nekomancer: De-duck-shuns
 CaptainSpam: "I will deduce the HELL out of this office!"
  mtvcdm: Deductions. With a K.
 Tiber727: Also you can knock over trash and spin chairs.
 electra310: Ruuude
midnightcurryjazz: star trek nerd!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Laserbeaks_Fury: "I got you copy of my fan-fic for your birthday!"
  mtvcdm: I'm so hot now
ShifuDaxiongmao: in before "I've already read this on ao3"
 Rexsplosion: Sci-fi book, eh?
midnightcurryjazz: Oh this is some A+ fanfic
 Ravensfest: Oh no.,,
 Xafty: this is some real trashy sci-fi romance novel
 malfnord: I feel judged by this
 WriterRaven: This physically hurts me... >_<
midnightcurryjazz: 
 josh___something: I'm dying
 electra310: That was a long pause
 Saintnex: ughhhh
 ClodiumSoride: Totally not written by rufuS sideriS
 josh___something: HELP
asddsa28: i love that this is so bad
 Saintnex: pls no
ShifuDaxiongmao: this is very well written 
 DrakoniteDev: saucy
 Dreamlettuce: 
 Mr_Horrible: incredible
  mtvcdm: Nobel for literature
6000j: i love the idea of a translation device someone invented that translates words they can't understand into other ones they can't understand
 neisan2112: I feel like I'm reading Creepypaastas from 2011
 KeytarCat: I'm turning in, night all!
thekumquatking: Can't believe Rufus writes so well
  Juliamon: Someone got paid by the word
ShifuDaxiongmao: WHAT?
 BlueChloroplast:    
 josh___something: Aren't we also a writer?
 Mr_Horrible: look, Duck Detective, every writer gotta start somewhere
 josh___something: I feel bad for him
 terribleplan: Translated the words they said into words he could understand
 ZephyrousOne: 621 page pant-n-puff is kind of impressive.
 Mr_Horrible: although they don't often sell that somewhere for money
 dumbo3k: The Alien stepped forward who stepped forward was the leader, because they stepped forward
 Xafty: @6000j theres an episode of futurama with this in it
 Mr_Horrible: until maybe they reach more refined somewheres
 ClodiumSoride: @thekumquatking no, that is clearly an entirely different person who wrote that book
v_nome: Sayonara, Edgelords is the name of my autobiography.
insane_42:    
 electra310: Sayonara, Edgelords is my new closer for business emails
thekumquatking: @ClodiumSoride You're right. My mistake
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Can we not hide the salami
 TallynNyntyg: I think Stay fresh, Cheese Bags is still a good closer.
excalgold: @electra310 not 'Stayfresh cheese bags'
 josh___something: y'know
Duffadash: Roommates?
 neisan2112: Ngl I wish I got that salami as a gift. I'd eaat tf out of that for so long.
 Rexsplosion: @josh___something sophie mentioned dating Boris
 DigitalSeahorse:    silly salami
 Rexsplosion: OKAY BOOMER PENGUIN
 Mazrae: I don't know if this is okay or not, but did anyone else that the B and E in the letter were underlined for some reason
TheAinMAP: 
 DigitalSeahorse: my guess would be eaten 
 josh___something: @Rexsplosion Dating, or dated. I got the impression they're no longer together
 Rexsplosion: LEFT HER COMPUTER UNLOCKED, BAD!
 neisan2112: Man I want cake now
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 Rexsplosion: how hard is it to Windows Key+L???
  mtvcdm: The security around here
 josh___something: """Mystery""" author
CookieMom: Who is the OO?
 Ravensfest: Sufur backwards is...
 Luminaire_p: Operations Office: Freddy Frederson
 TallynNyntyg: @Ravensfest Selenium!
 dumbo3k: Rufus is also a sci fi nerd
 josh___something: Oh that's why scifi fan is there
 josh___something: LEGAL?
 Rexsplosion: man, EVERYONE has it out for him, except Boris thinks he's funny
excalgold: Freddy....Phraseing
 DeM0nFiRe: 
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 Laserbeaks_Fury: NO, do not give anyone SURPRISE SALAMI
 BlueChloroplast: Freddy understands that salami is tasty
 Iperithon: this guy rocks.
 Ravensfest: Only give salami with consent
 Rexsplosion: @Laserbeaks_Fury 
lady_olynder: He climbs?
 josh___something: y'know, I don't think this is the best work environment
hackingducks: HR complains about giving people salami surprises at work
Kurintoi: D:
Graved: WHAT?
 chrono2x: gasp
Graved: SLANDER
 Decem_Lampas: D:
 Rexsplosion: WHAT!??
midnightcurryjazz: your a garbage tuber!
 gualdhar: how dare you
 NonUniqueGuy: What?
hackingducks: that opinion is wrong
 DrakoniteDev: blasphomy
 Ravensfest: And meat. Which would include Salami!
HesGotNoPants: Riot
 Rexsplosion: ABSOLUTE POTATO SLANDER!
 WriterRaven: But... potates give us fries!
 hieroglyphica: They're full of potassium! I needs that for my nerves
  Texan_Reverend: Oof.... [Everybody disliked that]
lady_olynder: Potatoes are mid, but certain preperations are s tier
  Juliamon: Bringing produce across country lines is fraught in general. We were bummed when we couldn't bring back fruit from Brazil.
  mtvcdm: We have potato apologists in here clearly
 josh___something: Boris, no.
 ClodiumSoride: brezel.de is a working site, but I couldn't make out the full URL on the poster.
 DigitalSeahorse: this popcicle sure is squished  
misterrootbeer: my wife heard what you said about potatoes from the other room and yelled at you
ShifuDaxiongmao: lost all his hockey bets... so is he supposed to be russian or canadian? 
 BlueChloroplast: The necklace was said to be cheap
 DrakoniteDev: have you ever priced limited edition plushies?
 josh___something: Is it time to snoop into margaret's PC?
ihlendrax: Did we ever hack the computer?
 Rexsplosion: @BlueChloroplast not cheap, "tacky"
 NonUniqueGuy: That is where I keep all my salami.
 zerragonoss: plushie seems like a gift she would actually like so defiantly not him
 josh___something: we know the hint
lady_olynder: That salami is getting cooked on the back of a server
 Mazrae: Ewww salami in the server room, that's just going to the salami hot and make it smell more
CookieMom: @ClodiumSoride customs ?
 Rexsplosion: I think it's Laura that gave the plushie
 Rexsplosion: she said her gift was there
 MaxLSilver: So I dunno if you've gotten to see, but any of the objects you've found, you can read a lot easier once they're in your notebook.
 Ravensfest: All the presents are there, so maybe nothing?
  mtvcdm: Approved
 josh___something: maybe present is the first part?
 ClodiumSoride: @cookiemom thanks, but that gave a 404. Either a real site that someone else has, or they just registered it and put up a generic site so nobody else would.
 Tiber727: That's heinous no matter how you slice it!
 loufghyslaufey: 444
 electra310: Sayonara, Edgelords!
 Rexsplosion: they WROTE OUT LOL???
 Ravensfest: The B and the E are underlined?
 Rexsplosion: that is NOT Boomer Penguin
ghyllnox: Oh, "Quiet or else"
ghyllnox: Is what the letter says by the first letters
Robin Damien: A scary message that contained a scary message.
 Ravensfest: "Be quite or else"
 josh___something: The unhacked computer
ShifuDaxiongmao: time to hack 
 Ashen_Prime: Could you "hack" the computer yet?
  mtvcdm: Who keeps salami in the server room
Gadora: "to abolish the monarchy."
 josh___something: purple eyed alien?
 josh___something: honey...
  mtvcdm: I'm in
 BartholemewTheKitten: Memes time
ShifuDaxiongmao: those were not secret, those were gossip, big difference! 
 ElementalAlchemist: lol
adept_nekomancer: secret cakes!
  TStodden: Secret Rickroll
 ElementalAlchemist: I appreciate the dedication to the meme
Kurintoi: the secret cake file oh no
 Tiber727: If only we could manipulate the computer and scroll up!
 BlueChloroplast: 
 BorgarWithAShotgun: hey, purple eyed alien is an unusual phrase, Multiple words and it is kind of long
midnightcurryjazz: 
ShifuDaxiongmao: from a town named after an italian sausage 
 Mazrae: I'm loving this game
  mtvcdm: Wait, are we just... Denying people delicious salami?
 IanAllenBird: he's not ducking around anymore
 josh___something: MARGARET, this isn't a true crime podcast
 josh___something: heheeh... baloney
MaddogM: properly? it was misspelt
 BorgarWithAShotgun: who got salamid?
LizzyTPau: PSA: Not all Margaret’s are like this
midnightcurryjazz: #nevertrustmargaret
  mtvcdm: Always gotta go full Poirot
 josh___something: excuse YOU, I am a PROFESSIONAL
 BartholemewTheKitten: A trenchcoat AND a hat
LizzyTPau: @midnightcurryjazz *cries*
 josh___something: also, the culprit just got away
 DigitalSeahorse:   if anyone's a random duck it's me!
 Twilight_Spark: Or he wants to run and cover up how he was facilitating the smuggling.
 CaptainSpam: It's a whole operation.
  mtvcdm: Step 1 of the big reveal: nobody leaves
 CaptainSpam: Freddy's the only innocent one!
 Tiber727: And knock over trash, but that's more a hobby.
 Luminaire_p: Freddy's with you!
 josh___something: thanks freddy
voren_chalco: emotional support alligator
ShifuDaxiongmao: sounds like... something.. is going on
 NonUniqueGuy: Something
  mtvcdm: Freddy wants revenge
 BartholemewTheKitten: Freddy, have you tried...doing your job?
ShifuDaxiongmao: looks like there was an item marked on the table in kitchen
Robin Damien: "A felony has been committed." "Well, bye. Don't look into the fact we're all fleeing the moment we can't pin this on Fred."
hackingducks: so many ducks in poverty ;_;
 DigitalSeahorse:  how'd you know?! 
hackingducks: or are they just all delinquents?
 josh___something: Do you think rufus knows we're also a writer?
IaCthulhuFthagn: Murder on the Orient Express? Only Freddy is innocent?
Kurintoi: safe
Kurintoi: and sound
 Despoiler98:   a SAFE who could have guessed?
LizzyTPau: I like bread
 DigitalSeahorse: bday
 CaptainSpam: CS/OO/BD
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 Luminaire_p: I think I know part of the numbers, that's neat
 CaptainSpam: Hmm... I feel those middle two are letter o's, not zeroes.
 josh___something: I didn't expect this to heat up this much
 RedRaptor: @CaptainSpam My child brain immediately thought 8008135
LizzyTPau: 8008
 flustered_blue: I just looked up the handle that is a real account with those two posts
 josh___something: we have 10k POSTS
 BorgarWithAShotgun: i mean, some guy comes in, you gotta do a background check
 Luminaire_p: 10k since Bluesky opened up 
Graved: It is surprisingly easy to get to 10k posts on bird website
 malfnord: I mean, at least he's not on Twitter
LizzyTPau: yeah I had 10k once
 Laserbeaks_Fury: lol, there's actual posts on that account on BlueSKy
  mtvcdm: AITA
 ElementalAlchemist: 03051777
 Saintnex: hold up, high expectations for wanting a birthday card?? real judgy Mr Duck Detective
LizzyTPau: TBF expecting a card from your coworkers on your birthday isn’t that high
 Luminaire_p: I'm not sure that lines up with her other handwriting from the comment box
 LordZarano: Tiiqynsma
 Rexsplosion: not sophie's handwriting
 DigitalSeahorse: Laserbeaks_Fury  Is there!?
 josh___something: Is it not her handwriting?
 Rexsplosion: sophie has a letter in the suggestion box
 Mazrae: Calling it now, Sophie and salami are hidden in the server room
 DigitalSeahorse: irl?
Graved: Does handwriting on Sophie's letter match?
skysonglark: oh handwriting!
 Rexsplosion: i just mean it didn't match her handwriting in the "i quit" letter
TacitusVigil: I just arrived, but...Noir Goose?!?
ShifuDaxiongmao: Duck
 Rexsplosion: @TacitusVigil Ducktective
TacitusVigil: Noir Duck?!?!
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ShifuDaxiongmao: Ducktective Noir
LizzyTPau: no i wouldn’t want to work with someone i dated but that’s more of a Me thing though
TacitusVigil: LA Quackfidential
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 Anaerin: Things have taken quite a tern.
  mtvcdm: Another aviary legal success
 CaptainSpam: Maybe "coffeemaker" is just the icon for the kitchen?
 Shadwhawk: Phone next to the cake?
ShifuDaxiongmao: is it on table?
bagfullofbees: yo, back for more ducktective
 electra310: 800 Deducktion is the best pun of the day
IaCthulhuFthagn: Just look at the notifiactions on the home screen real quick...
Graved: Salami kidnapper 
 ClodiumSoride: Sophie was drugged?
 BlueChloroplast: Keyboard smash as emotions are a thing
CookieMom: Awwww
ShifuDaxiongmao: OMG.. the salami bandit snuck up on Heather!
 Rexsplosion: oh lord, she's a "KTS" stan which is "BTS" but in animal world,
 CaptainSpam: IT WAS BEEJ!
 NonUniqueGuy: 70% more likely to solve crimes compared to what?
 CaptainSpam: GET HIM!
 Rexsplosion: i just noticed that
 malfnord: A wild Beej appears!
 FarleyF: aww that was sweet
midnightcurryjazz: Heather has cooties now
 BrowneePoints: Gross! you have someone who loves and appreciates you!
  mtvcdm: Beej did it
 BrowneePoints: 
ShifuDaxiongmao: Beej is now our number 1 suspect.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
adept_nekomancer: Beej must have been the culprit
 pn55: Wait your turn Beej!  
 Mr_Horrible: Beej: "because the Salami Bandit owes me 10 bucks, so I need to know"
LizzyTPau: NO SPOILERS BEEJ!!!
 josh___something: customer service birthday?
 spethycakes: Beej is the Salami Bandit
LizzyTPau: seshhhhhh
SolSurvivor Edits: amazing
 atallertallhobbit: I think those are Os not zeros
 ElementalAlchemist: HONK
Graved: Always
 josh___something: YESSSS
 IanAllenBird: WHAT
Gadora: 
  Juliamon: We've been trying to tell you
Amentur: Honk!
adept_nekomancer: Dedicated quack button!
 CptMurphey: 10/10
bagfullofbees: HJONK
LizzyTPau: THE WHOLE TIME
 DrakoniteDev: quack!
 Rexsplosion: DEDICATED HONK BUTTON!
 Mazrae: !honk
 Mr_Horrible: incredible
  mtvcdm: !y
  LRRbot: HONK!
 iris_of_ether: !y
  LRRbot: HONK!
hackingducks: it's been here the whole time
 Twilight_Spark: Oh no.
 hieroglyphica: More honk!!
 Redbassist: 
 Decem_Lampas: HONK
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 spethycakes: 
 pn55:  new meta unloacked!
 chrono2x: Y
hackingducks: quack quack quack
 flustered_blue: QUACK
Kurintoi: OHH LORDY HE ANGY DUCK
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Rexsplosion: GAME OF THE YEAR! 10/10
ShifuDaxiongmao: CASE CLOSED.. we got other things to do now!
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IaCthulhuFthagn: What was that about not being a horrible goose?
 TallynNyntyg: BD might be Bear Dad?
CookieMom: Need to replace the quack  audio file with the crapshots "honk"
voren_chalco: Bus Driver
Azure: honk honk
type_variable: fred was the oo
 WriterRaven: Customer Service, Operating Office, Bus Driver, is my guess.
 ProfessorFalconer: Birthday?
 chrono2x: BD?
 flustered_blue: maybe bus driver?
 Luminaire_p: Brian David
 Tiber727: Freddie is OO
 BlueChloroplast: Best dad?
v_nome: Bawdy Ducks
 Tiber727: Operations Officer or something like that
 malfnord: 2-0-4
 iris_of_ether: https://clips.twitch.tv/ChillyFrailLouseDerp-JwgvmBgbsg1lZ2vL
 josh___something: Oh yeah, 00 could be OO
 malfnord: or 2-1-4
MaddogM: 214?
thekumquatking: Is it just the number of employees in each department?
 DrakoniteDev: Bad Dra---yeah probably Bus Drivers
 CaptainSpam: CS could be 3.  They do mention 3-hour delays a lot.
 Stormgod519: I MADE IT!
 CaptainSpam: Welp, there we go.
 DrakoniteDev: kaching
 josh___something: same, brother
IaCthulhuFthagn: I am invincible!
 flustered_blue: same
 malfnord: goals
thekumquatking:    
 Redbassist:  
 Luminaire_p: 
 WriterRaven: "ducket list" omfs
hackingducks: ducket list 
  mtvcdm: Ducket list. Amazing.
 Rexsplosion: ducket list!!         
MaddogM: "I did it!!" The greatesst theif in the world!!!!!
Jordan Wightman: Heh. Ducket list.
 BrowneePoints: Hollandaise instead of Holland? Really game lol
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 josh___something: YOINK
  mtvcdm: Eureka
voren_chalco: It's not theft if it's for a case
MaddogM: Does this end with us being arrested for B&E?
 VorlonScout: all it took was a little drake-ing and entering
  mtvcdm: Approved
Graved: Duck approved! *makes duck noises*
 Luminaire_p: Serving Salami
 FarleyF: there are no ducks on the moon but there are wizards
 Mazrae: Since we are at a bus station, we are about at the final bus down??
ShifuDaxiongmao: it is bigger on the inside?
 josh___something: you aren't, eugene
IaCthulhuFthagn: The printer in a server closet is a mood.
  mtvcdm: Really. What gave it away
 BlueChloroplast: Salami!
 MostCallMe__Tim: this server room is huge
 Anaerin: Not a deTECHtive?
ShifuDaxiongmao: yeah, Paul is the tech detective!
thekumquatking: Not a techdective?
 MostCallMe__Tim: and why is there a copier in there
TacitusVigil: Ducktective, not deTechtive
 electra310: Duck-tech-tive
 spethycakes: Did Paul leave? Maybe he could help with the server room
 Tiber727: Some duck tape will fix it!
 Stormgod519: damn
  mtvcdm: We all have our bread shame
 josh___something: please don't tell me those wings had fingers
  corianderd: hamburgers?
 ClodiumSoride: okay, we won't tell you
 azureHaights:  burgers!
LizzyTPau: ohh can I have a hamburger too!!
  Juliamon: ooooo voucher fraud
 DigitalSeahorse: 
ShifuDaxiongmao: first the salami bandit, and now the hamburglar is after Heather?!?
TacitusVigil: Their apartment is a mess and small. All they make is breadcrumbs. 
MaddogM: They brought you bread?
 iris_of_ether: Mmm hamborgor
 Capt_clown: What the duck? 
 FarleyF: Did you bring enough for all of chat
 Capt_clown:   
Graved: time for clicking
hackingducks: e-zay p-zay
TacitusVigil: This is giving me Mario In Time flashbacks.
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 chrono2x: Is this a Murder on the Orient Express situation with almost everyone being guilty in some way
 chrono2x: ?
 josh___something: isn't it rufus that's forging vouchers?
 ProfessorFalconer: But Laura didn't have the key to the server room
 Shadwhawk: Yeah, everyone's doing something shady except maybe Freddie
 josh___something: The message to their kid looked like a penguin
CookieMom: Laura was processing the vouchers, I thought.
 Saintnex: was Manfred being blackmailed or blackmailing? it wasn’t clear to me in that letter
  mtvcdm: I say Freddy and Freddy alone doesn't get fired
 josh___something: margaret had vouchers info IIRC
CookieMom: Sorry, that was Margaret.
manfred909: ? oh a character lol
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Was Manfred being blackmailed to do the smuggling or because he was already smuggling
 Shadwhawk: Smuggling salami, stealing lunches, laundering money with vouchers, blackmailing...
 dumbo3k: @Laserbeaks_Fury I think the later?
 josh___something: Is it manfred that kidnapped them?
 ProfessorFalconer: There's multiple copies of Rufus' book next to you
 flustered_blue: is it Rufus blackmailed Manfred for the first three bubbles?
 josh___something: manfred DID have blue pen
manfred909: lol
 Mazrae: Maybe vouchers to bandit to help them get the salami in
 BrainBetter: Do we need to use a more real name than The Salami Bandit at this point?
ShifuDaxiongmao: maybe the first one is "the salami bandit"?
 Laserbeaks_Fury: oh the vouchers are part of the payoff
 josh___something: I think this isn't a salami bandit thing?
 VorlonScout: could it be “illegally selling vouchers”?
puzzgeek: You need a name instead of the salami bandit
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Yeah i think someone figured out the smuggling, did a blackmail, and did something mean to Sophie to keep everything going
 Mazrae: Manfred since he's "selling" the vouchers in bulk and want to get rid of sale history
TacitusVigil: But, what if they're using a Quack, I mean  Mac!
 MrQBear: is it doing this because the hint prompt was triggered multiple times?
hackingducks: i like that this is a hint system that doesn't call attention to itself as a hint system
 josh___something: Ahh, the clue words are just for the whole phase
ShifuDaxiongmao: oh.. there was the thing about the d-pad?
MaddogM: the  duck-pad?
 BrainBetter: @ShifuDaxiongmao I think that's what brings these hints up.
 DigitalSeahorse: letter has initials?
 CaptainSpam: I guess the question is, why are the vouchers winding up on eZay?
bagfullofbees: I love how noir this game feels, despite being set in modern times
TacitusVigil: I mean, that's what detectives do, yes?
  mtvcdm: Jaccuse
 Laserbeaks_Fury: The vouchers are a laundered way of getting a payoff
 josh___something: selling vouchers?
v_nome: Are we, the duck detective, being provided anything?
 Saintnex: I think the salami, salami bandit and importing might be incorrect?
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Are these screens in your clue bags, so you can see it all easier?
 josh___something: "The salami bandit" is probably not specific enough
Robin Damien: Exporting
 MrQBear: the salami bandit is kinda a whole red herring ,huh?
  mtvcdm: Duck approved!
 MaxLSilver: Yeah, that's why it was "more business," it was just the side hustle to the main crime. 
misterrootbeer: sounds like you're about to quack the case
hackingducks: what's a little fraud anyway? water under the bridge
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Robin Damien: They're legal here, you're taking them where they're not legal.
 chrono2x: outside inside a bus?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 ElementalAlchemist: hehe
hackingducks: other crimes roll off him like water off a... well, you know
 josh___something: Is she stuck inside a server?
 MrQBear: maybe it's not his office, with the chair and tv?
 josh___something: Oh yeah
 chrono2x: What is the boss's name?
CookieMom: BearBus's Station?
 CaptainSpam: Maybe just at BearBus?
MaddogM: BearBus's Station?
 chrono2x: Manfried's station
 chrono2x: ?
CookieMom: Close!
 josh___something: This is their office
 Luminaire_p: This isn't a station, it's the depot
 MaxLSilver: This is the office, the station is down the street (Boris said earlier).
 DrakoniteDev: Boris said earlier "this is office, not station"
TheNerdySimulation: can't believe everyone collectively decided to start without me /j
 Jigokuro: Probably shouldn't brute force like that, now we don't know how you're supposed to figure that out at all...
ShifuDaxiongmao: everyone but freddy? XD
MaddogM: Manfred is guarding the buses?
 josh___something: Handwriting identical?
 chrono2x: the bags are identical?
 Saintnex: ohhh, I think we should be looking at hand writing?
 Laserbeaks_Fury: They have Identical Salamis
Gadora: I think the Salami Bandit is the Salami Bandit, personally.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
MaddogM: The Salami Bandit is the Salami Bandit - obviously
manfred909: i did nothing i swear
 MaxLSilver: "Why must I think out loud??"
  Texan_Reverend: @manfred909 How dare!
 josh___something: Oh, that's why he's camping out here
 jacqui_lantern234: @Texan_Reverend lmao
 josh___something: He's watching us
 neisan2112: Poor Freddy
 CaptainSpam: Freddy is the poor innocent boy.
 jacqui_lantern234: @manfred909 j'accuse!!! 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 josh___something: Oh, EVERYONE's going to jail
 Saintnex: @manfred909 where’s the salami?!? 
 Rexsplosion: like i said, Boris mentioned the bag had different things in it than he expected cause Fred took the wrong bag
 jacqui_lantern234: watch everybody EXCEPT Freddy be the culprits 
 chrono2x: new accomplice?
 josh___something: Oh... sophie is the accomplice
 Mazrae: She sleeping in the bus??
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 DigitalSeahorse:   
 josh___something: I guess laura is also innocent
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 josh___something: 
 iris_of_ether: !y
  LRRbot: HONK!
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 jacqui_lantern234: Duck Detective Heather!!! 
hackingducks: not in a room. take the L
 neisan2112: The BBBB
HungryTanuki: Quacking the case wide open !
 Molladia: Sophie gonna turn around and shoot down ALL of this and go "no.... it was just BDSM gone wrong"
 jacqui_lantern234: @HungryTanuki 
 josh___something: Also, you're currently 1 against potentially 4 here, eugene
MaddogM: Does this mean Laura get's her promotion as management is getting arrested?
 josh___something: They could just also tie you up
 BusTed: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 josh___something: Wait...
 josh___something: Buddy
 chrono2x: Fredrick was the mastermind!
 jacqui_lantern234: ALL OF THEM
 DigitalSeahorse: yes
 Laserbeaks_Fury: uhh why are you asking *us* game
puzzgeek: none
 Jigokuro: Yes
 Drakas: yes
  Juliamon: He did also kidnap Sophie
 flustered_blue: all of them
 MaxLSilver: He also did a kidnapping, so yes.
 dungeonmasteralek: yes
Graved: nah
 josh___something: LITERALLY all of them
ghyllnox: None
 Mazrae: Yes
misterrootbeer: yes
 neisan2112: Yeah he's the boss and kept stiffling pay
SeismicLawns: manfred definitely
 L0rdX33n: no?
lady_olynder: He did do an abduction
bagfullofbees: none of them
sounderfan84: yes
 IanAllenBird: I think they should let you choose none of them
 Saintnex: oooor let’s just turn them all to the police and let them handle it?
 Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra : Yep
 malfnord: Sure, why not?
 Decem_Lampas: I'm no narc
Kelazi5: yes
 CaptainChibale: yes
 NonUniqueGuy: yes
Kurintoi: everyone to jail
Bruceski: No jury's gonna convict a salami smuggler
 ProfessorFalconer: Yeah, clearly
 Twilight_Spark: I mean is this an arresting type of crime?
 L0rdX33n: I just woke up...
IaCthulhuFthagn: Arrest everyone, it's the American way!
 Rexsplosion: the smuggling is much less of a deal than the kidnapping i think
 zerragonoss: no one on meat smuggling manfrid on kidnaping
thewafflesareburning: Yeah
puzzgeek: no
TheNerdySimulation: I see which chatters in here are narcs
 Jigokuro: ehhh
Gadora: It's Sophie's birthday. She should get off free.
RuiFaleiro: do we believe in the duckburg legal system?
 Jigokuro: maybe
 flustered_blue: yeah
 vinopinguino: Accomplice
  Texan_Reverend: Down with the prison industrial complex!
hackingducks: send'em all to jail
  Juliamon: Sophie was desperate
 neisan2112: Eh
Azsedcf: Did a kidnaping
 HadesLeprechaun: nobody else, only arrest the mastermind
 Jakelope13: Eh, she was kidnapped
 Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra : Yeah, sure
 CaptainSpam: Boris is cool, though.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Robert Collins: Yes
The Lone Bard: Detective nullification, nobody gets arrested!
hackingducks: just arrest the whole office and sort it out later
HyruleGirl9: Theres a signboard that says its actually highly illegal to smuggle meats, which I imagine has to do with everyone being animals
RuiFaleiro: should we not just enact duck street justice?
  mtvcdm: Arrest everyone but Freddy
 lord_bry0n: boris is a patsy
 DrakoniteDev: Manfred stole the lunch, which is the ONLY crime you were there to investigate
 malfnord: ADDAB
 Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra : Light sentence.
 josh___something: Fuck it, EVERYONE
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Why don't we arrest the POLITICIANS who created the POLICIES that drove people to have to BREAK THE LAW
Graved: all ducks are bastards?
PresidentScr00b: Arrest Freddy too, he'd probably enjoy the experience
  MrPhlip: I appreciate how many chat mods are on the side of "arrest nobody, heck the cops"
 DrakoniteDev: quack!
IaCthulhuFthagn: Wait, not Margaret and Rufus too?
 jacqui_lantern234: @josh___something hey now! everyone EXCEPT Freddy
Azsedcf: Maybe conspiracy.
 Saintnex: look, they are being arrested but the courts can decide who deserves what
 josh___something: Being better at your job?!
 CaptainSpam: I was not aware detectives had the authority to arrest people.
Azsedcf: Smuggling.
 L0rdX33n: Salami smuggling sounds dirty
 Saintnex: tbf the 3 HOUR delays probably didn’t help
 DigitalSeahorse:  
  mtvcdm: You don't deserve good employees dude
 Jakelope13: Wait, Margaret was MAKING A CAKE at work?
Kurintoi: oh no
 josh___something: Oh... honey. His book SUCKS
 josh___something: You know you're also doing a crime
 Saintnex: Oh lord, he wrote the alien novel
 Tiber727: Bakeries make cakes at work all the time.
 neisan2112: Wow this is all awful lol
 malfnord: @josh___something Ready Player One got an adaptation.
 Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra : Not so much 'accuse' as 'discover'.
 josh___something: Oh... MY GOD
  mtvcdm: So this company is just out of business now right
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 Frostwriter111: D:
 Luminaire_p: oh
 Anaerin: @mtvcdm Oh, totally.
 josh___something: THAT'S how you convinced him
 DigitalSeahorse: they're all criminals!  Freddy is guilty of being a mugger, he hoards mugs
 lord_bry0n: poor boris
 MaxLSilver: He said the thing!
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 neisan2112: Thanks Freddy
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 vinopinguino: Poor Boris you schmuck
 Rexsplosion: i feel pretty bad about Boris being arrested for this now
 josh___something: Freddy, you aren't helping
ShifuDaxiongmao: he said the word!
 Shadwhawk: Send Freddy to jail for that
 MrQBear: @mtvcdm I mean they still got freddy.
 CaptainSpam: So Boris was just a patsy.
thekumquatking: No, Boris!!!
hackingducks: everyone quacking the same puns
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Okay Freddy is officially the best person here. Damn.
Kurintoi: S:
 Saintnex:  everyone except Freddy sucks
 Twilight_Spark: The most effective handcuffs ever.
 CaptainSpam: Those handcuffs do NOT work on flipper hands!
 jacqui_lantern234: hehehehehe "duty"
IaCthulhuFthagn: I feel pretty bad about Margaret and Rufus not being incarcerated.
 Anaerin: Don't feed bread to ducks!
 Molladia: Why did the all just stand around? Why didn't anybody run?
 ElementalAlchemist: nice
 jacqui_lantern234: nice
bagfullofbees: omg their little nubs in handcuffs
 Shadwhawk: Laura seems to have not done anything wrong
ShifuDaxiongmao: nice
 iris_of_ether: nice?
 Twilight_Spark: Wow, that's sexism.
 Greendrag13: Poor Boris
PresidentScr00b: Why not the other two?
type_variable: but the embelezzing?
Gadora: It's Sophie's birthday though.
  mtvcdm: Game
 DigitalSeahorse:  but did he get paid for this job?
 josh___something: Boris really was just a dumbass that got taken advantage of, tbf
CookieMom: But, what about Rufus also getting arrested?
ShifuDaxiongmao: this was a good little game
 Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra : Just another day in the life of DUCKTECTIVE!
 Decem_Lampas: that was really fun
 shendaras: 
 DigitalSeahorse: can he pay the rent now?
Fluffy776:  
 MaxLSilver: Voice acting was amazing, too.
Amentur: 
 vinopinguino: Bravo!!
 Saintnex: meanwhile, can we ALSO arrest Rufus and Margaret?!
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Is this going to episodic like a TT game?
 josh___something: Sophie was in too deep
HungryTanuki: Good job Heather !
 Mazrae: I can see Boris being innocent if not stupid a little
hackingducks: meh, boris will get a plea deal.
HyruleGirl9: they were both at least accessories at the very least
  mtvcdm: 98% on Manfred
ShifuDaxiongmao: Sophie got kidnapped, that might have lessened some peoples judgement
 CaptainSpam: Yeah, Sophie was a real dink.
 lord_bry0n: i love that you discover embzelment and just ignor it
 Molladia: Surprising there isn't more.
LibraryWitchKei: Oh right, BDG voiced Freddy
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Because it's not a STATE CRIME
 Tiber727: He thinks he's giving an unfortunate person a break.
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 BrowneePoints: cuz it’s funny!
ShifuDaxiongmao: Manfred at 98% = some players going "Why are you asking me this, game?"
 DigitalSeahorse: lol
6000j: lmao
 josh___something: ALso yeah, we just completely ignore the embezzlement
 IanAllenBird: if you say no to everyone it just loops
 DigitalSeahorse: oh no! 
 jacqui_lantern234: oh no! 
 Jakelope13: Okay, exactly WHY did Manfred give Sophie a box of salami, along with the note? You could have hidden it in the card, dude...
 Saintnex: also we just got the bus driver arrested soooo
hackingducks: I'm sure rufus can hook you up with a voucher
IaCthulhuFthagn: Just embezzle a bus voucher.
 Laserbeaks_Fury: lol SIDEKICK GET
 L0rdX33n: Totallty non-suspicious
 Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra : Ducktective ain't afraid to shake down a mofo, y'know.
 HadesLeprechaun: but it's Brian David Gilbert!
CookieMom: Poor Freddy.
 josh___something: Do we really want freddy to know where we live?
  mtvcdm: Oh Freddy
  Juliamon: Do NOT get in a vehicle with a superfan
 BrowneePoints: He’s so nice! why is everyone mean to him!
 MTGRanger: oh that IS BDG!
  mtvcdm: Oh no
 jacqui_lantern234: lmao
 vinopinguino: Freddy is a stalker
 Saintnex: I really hope we don’t end up in Freddys basement
 josh___something: He's very much a dummy
 DigitalSeahorse:   
hackingducks: freddy's a croc... he's gonna eat you duck
 HadesLeprechaun: it is BDG, yes X3
 DigitalSeahorse: 
lady_olynder: Is that Prozd as fhe duck detective?
 MrQBear: is it too late to duck and roll out of the car?
Orxolon: gg
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Not since Watson and Holmes has there been such another iconic duo
 josh___something: Oh, we're on the last bit
  Juliamon: He's harmless but you *will* take psychic damage
 lord_bry0n: freddy is mostly harmless
 Saintnex: oh weight before the ending
 DigitalSeahorse: he's just a super fan, a little too enthused
 josh___something: bearbus
HyruleGirl9: @lady_olynder No, but it's the same actor as Revali from Breath of the Wild
 Shadwhawk: Bearbus Office
 L0rdX33n: Is Fallout soon or do I have time to run an errand?
 Mazrae: Bearbis office in a bus
MaddogM: Bearbus office
IaCthulhuFthagn: My favourite person, the Bear Bus.
 Saintnex: I wonder if we don’t have Sophie arrested, will we get paid?
 josh___something: identical, not different
 cobalturge: do we get closure with the guy in the beginning?
  mtvcdm: YES
  mtvcdm: Everyone walks
ShifuDaxiongmao: the detective voice is same as Kinger in Amazing Digital Circus
Graved: Everyone waddles
 lord_bry0n: would also be funny to only arrest boris
 HadesLeprechaun: I feel like a lot of people do this, which affects the %s at the end, unfortunately
Mai_Andra: @L0rdX33n This slot is scheduled to end in about 7 minutes.  I assume the next will start at that time.
 Saintnex: adding to that 2% to see the alt ending
 L0rdX33n: @Mai_Andra Coool, thanks
 lord_bry0n: @HadesLeprechaun i wonder if it only counts the first playthorugh
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 josh___something: I'd assume they only use the first time you got the ending for statistics
 TheFreak013: hello, yes, i am baby
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 DigitalSeahorse:   
 DigitalSeahorse:    
Mai_Andra: salsa chia [pet]?
 flustered_blue: so what is this salami made of? if the butcher is a pig and border workers are cows
 SomebodyNowhere: ooh duck detective, Ive heard about this game
 BrowneePoints: @mai_andra play on Salchicha(sausage in Spanish) I believe
 DigitalSeahorse: 
  MrPhlip: No to everyone except Freddie
  Juliamon: It's a play on the Italian word which is similar
 Laserbeaks_Fury: And this is why we have 2% people who let Manfred go 
 Omthebox: Bag em all
 josh___something: Ducktective, but he's bad at his job
  mtvcdm: This'll be great
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 jacqui_lantern234: @mtvcdm YOURE GREAT 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
  Juliamon: (Spanish and Italian do share a lot of similarities tho)
 zerragonoss: I mean he is a PI his job is to make his client happy not to arrest anyone.
 Luminaire_p: must there?
 josh___something: OH, we need at least ONE person to go to jail XD
 Jakelope13: "These people all done crime, but prison is bad, so No One Is Going To Prison!"
 vinopinguino: Freddy!
 SomebodyNowhere: but who
 CaptainSpam: Someone's going down.  That's all there is to it.
 lord_bry0n: throw boris under the bus
 iris_of_ether:   
 Mr_Horrible: so *someone's* gotta take the heat?
  mtvcdm: Oh it won'let you
IaCthulhuFthagn: Aw...
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 jacqui_lantern234: awwww 
 Mr_Horrible: we're trapped
 DigitalSeahorse: aww dang
 Mazrae: So there must be one to get arrested it seems
 IanAllenBird: Yeah 😔
 Jakelope13: Awww
ShifuDaxiongmao: Salsiccia is a specific italian sausage if I remember right.
GazzyInferno: the duck detective demands blood
 vinopinguino: It won't let you let everyone walk lol
SeismicLawns: boris fall-guy time
 L0rdX33n: Gotta pin it on someone!
 neisan2112: Mafred only
 malfnord: oh that's cruel
 HadesLeprechaun: someone is responsible!
 josh___something: Arrest boris, clearly
Jgirl13245: man, no way to say Rufus should get arrested for embezzling and starting this whole chain of events!
 ThorSokar: we have demonstrated a loop!
 Shadwhawk: Blame it all on Rufus
 SomebodyNowhere: you gotta choose someone?
 L0rdX33n: But thou must!
 DigitalSeahorse: who wouldn't stop us from getting paid?
 lord_bry0n: but thou must
 Pete_S_319: Wish we could see Abolitionist Duck.
 Mazrae: Yes, no, no?
 vinopinguino: Yes no no
 chrono2x: @Shadwhawk all on Rufus seems mean
 HadesLeprechaun: he needs money to get a bus home!
 Saintnex: the duck detective’s logic is kinda off though, you can absolutely be arrested and be guilty of crimes that you don’t actually commit lol
 josh___something: I want to see only boris
 Shadwhawk: Rufus is a jerk and writes bad fanfic.  Jail for 1000 years!
 SomebodyNowhere: grand scale salami theft
MaddogM: Can't even deflect to Rufus
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 EOstby: To borrow a quote from National Treasure: Someone's got to go to prison.
GazzyInferno: Manfred, you're the boss. It's your job to make them do the work.
 Saintnex: (commit in this case being that actual person doing the crime)
 josh___something: Does laura pay us now?
 Saintnex: okay, so Laura just doesn’t yell at us
 dumbo3k: Well, Laura wasn't upset about accusing Sophie of smuggling
 chrono2x: @Shadwhawk oops, I was thinking Boris for some reason. Rufus totally makes sense
 Shadwhawk: Did you see Sophie's smug face?
 MaxLSilver: Sophie didn't throw Boris under the bus that time.
 Pete_S_319: I would love a police and prison abolitionist detective story.
ShifuDaxiongmao: we only got a different visual
Jgirl13245: sophie was in the back being smug this time
 flustered_blue: oh Sophie looked so smug in the final scene there
 jacqui_lantern234: @Pete_S_319 same tbh
 Mazrae: Maybe we can get paid now
 Shadwhawk: Sophie was laughing at us for not arresting her
 josh___something: Laura's sprite is so good XD
 ElementalAlchemist: This game is cool
AquariumPrime: This was fun to watch
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 HadesLeprechaun: it's a short 3ish hour game, not too complicated
 cobalturge: But what about the Koala in the beginning?
 ElementalAlchemist: me too
  mtvcdm: Cute game
 ElementalAlchemist: I would love more
 josh___something: Yeah, this is great
 neisan2112: Same
 DigitalSeahorse: me 3
 vinopinguino: Gotta
DoodlestheGreat: Seems like they could make more of this.
todeswillen: Paymant woude by nice
 neisan2112: This and Frog Detective are so great
 NonUniqueGuy: A sequel with his ex.
 BrowneePoints: i’d like to see a sequel with more budget so they can make it longer
 josh___something: Fuck, laura CMON
TacitusVigil: *Duck
 Rexsplosion: Golden Idol is like this and is much LESS brute forcible, highly reccomend
  mtvcdm: Obra Dinn worked in that space
ShifuDaxiongmao: not surprised to see synty on tools list.. nor fmod tbh XD
 DigitalSeahorse: doomed to be short on rent again
  TStodden: Moar Episodes?
 Saintnex: oh cmon, how are we STILL not getting paid!
GazzyInferno: too busy detectiving, not enough freelancering
 josh___something: Could we somehow get freddy to pay us?
 OldManJohnsonMB: So my work blocks Twitch but NOT Youtube.  So the streaming to youtube is very very nice
ShifuDaxiongmao: guess we do need to suffer freddy at the end XD
 Gaelan_Maestro: ive considered getting my PI license
ShifuDaxiongmao: we need more cases 
  mtvcdm: Night Heather!
 DigitalSeahorse:  maybe Freddy could be our admin guy to help us get paid
 Gaelan_Maestro: its scarily easy
 vinopinguino: More DD
todeswillen: They have to make more so Duck can pay rent
 Luminaire_p: thanks for the game 
 Gaelan_Maestro: havea  good night!
 SomebodyNowhere: ooh whats getting watched along
AquariumPrime: Hopefully no more tech issues
  Texan_Reverend: Time for a rad game!
GazzyInferno: @DigitalSeahorse he's probably going to need a new job now that bearbus is almost certainly going kaput
SytYoshi: Thanks for the stream.
 that_jake: Thanks Heather!
 neisan2112: Thanks Heather!
 pn55: 
TacitusVigil: Thanks Heather!
 HadesLeprechaun: Curse of the Golden Idol is kinda what this game took inspiration from, and is an -incredible- version of this game, albeit with less great voice acting and cute characters
 Shadwhawk: https://imgur.com/CPLFGdn
  Texan_Reverend: Have a good evening, Heather.
 FarleyF: thanks for a quacking good time
MaddogM: is coffee a tech issue?
 WriterRaven: 
 Shadwhawk: Look at Sophie!
Fluffy776: 
 Molladia: Wait it's 11, if Beej is there I hope you have a safe way home.
DoodlestheGreat: CU later, Heather.
Mai_Andra: hot mic ?
 FarleyF: time for Cena Cam
thekumquatking: Good night y'all 
 vinopinguino: Byeee
 SomebodyNowhere: night heather
 BrowneePoints: hot mic
 RubikDarkwill: mic 5!
bagfullofbees: I'm trying to think of some sort of pun on DLC, where the D stands for duck, thoughts anyone?
 DigitalSeahorse: @GazzyInferno  yes 
 FarleyF: so Beej just walks in - Takes off his pants and sits down
 jacqui_lantern234: mic 5
 SomebodyNowhere: !quote heather
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  TStodden: So Beej will send us off to bed with the Legend of Agatha Fisty then? 
ShifuDaxiongmao: is that the launcher we hear?
 vinopinguino: Did beej get a nap in before this?
 Stormgod519: helloooo!
 BrowneePoints: mic hot and desktop audio coming through
Jgirl13245: duck licensing company?
 NonUniqueGuy: Mic 5
 MrQBear: @bagfullofbees Duck Detective: Ducks Love Crime?
 PipeSmokingOwl: Mic is hot
 FarleyF: this is where they slip up and start saying things about chat
bagfullofbees: @MrQBear but this duck fights crime!
MaddogM: Duck Legendary Content
 NonUniqueGuy: We can hear you
 MrQBear: @bagfullofbees Ducks Loathe Crime then?
 jacqui_lantern234: we're getting so much behind the scenes 
bagfullofbees: oooh that's good
 Stormgod519: cya Heather
MaddogM: Chair!
 jacqui_lantern234: @bagfullofbees YOURE GOOD
 Krektogar: !schedule
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Svenning28: hot mic
 neisan2112: Well time for me to sleep cus its 1 am.
 chrono2x: Live mic
 BrowneePoints: how long til beej realizes mic is hot
 melegaunt_: Yup, go to intro
 Stormgod519: hot mic
 Gaelan_Maestro: it is now Beej  Oclock
 Stormgod519: snake 4
 Saintnex: whoops, mic 5
 NonUniqueGuy: We can hear it
 vinopinguino: Hot mic
 azureHaights: Speaking of processing audio 
skysonglark: sure is processing audio
 Jigokuro: We certainly can
ChargingFurret: hey!
 jacqui_lantern234:  BEEJ
 Shadwhawk: No, fuck you!
 SnackPak_: wow rude
 PipeSmokingOwl: Lol
 Gaelan_Maestro: so mean
 Stormgod519: luv ya Beej
 iris_of_ether: Hey now
 HarmonisedMelody: Love you too Beej!
 Saintnex: awww
 NonUniqueGuy: Hello Beej
bagfullofbees: lol
  Texan_Reverend: We love you, too, Beej!
DoodlestheGreat: 
ShifuDaxiongmao: something is picking up, we can hear that.. also, mind your manners young man! 
 ThorSokar: I'll show you old man!
AquariumPrime: Its BEEJ!!
 vinopinguino: Hahaha
 Jigokuro: And that from beej was clearer, so it's that mic.
 FarleyF: Love ya Beej
 SomebodyNowhere: !findquote beej
  LRRbot: Quote #3281: "Turn Beej into the perfect human." —Ian [2016-08-22]
  Juliamon: you can't say that so early in the subathon!
 melegaunt_: Why you know what Beej I think I will
ShifuDaxiongmao: ok, now it's silent 
 Stormgod519: no audio now
 Mollylele: 
bagfullofbees: get Beej'd
 NonUniqueGuy: Seems to be fixed
 cobalturge: well there goes the PG rating....
Chris Ellis: leave it to Beej
 Stormgod519: @cobalturge left long agop
 BrowneePoints: it’s whatever mic Beej leaned in towards XD we appreciate you two
TheNerdySimulation: officially unofficial Zeta
DoodlestheGreat: ( )-b
 vinopinguino: Beej after dark
 FarleyF: Chat will remember this
 Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra : Damn, I was hoping for some cutesy couple stuff to wake my wife up with tomorrow, lol
 Stormgod519: sweet'
andreagustafson: There was NEVER a PG rating lol
 PipeSmokingOwl:   
 jacqui_lantern234: @bagfullofbees my asexual self would rather not 
 Jigokuro: 
 Molladia: New Quote entry from Beej for the database?
 Saintnex: @cobalturge tbf to Beej, we’ve already had Graham call Serge a PoS during the Punch A Chunk so we long abandoned that lol
 melegaunt_: Thanks for Duck Detective-ing!
bagfullofbees: @jacqui_lantern234 I meant it in the not-sex way
 Mollylele: g'night Heather !
 BrowneePoints: Graham is allowed to swear. he’s the boss
 Shadwhawk: The only children we're helping here are working at the moonbase, so no reason to keep it pg!
 cobalturge: @Saintnex Oh I know. But there's always a Beej Rating to be broken'
 FarleyF: https://clips.twitch.tv/WanderingHyperSnakeBudStar-AScBQqKhehCVTMzQ
  Texan_Reverend: [finger guns] to you, too.
 PipeSmokingOwl: 
 BrowneePoints: Beej is only allowed sassy swears, for he is 82% sass by volume
 jacqui_lantern234: @Saintnex tbf Serge WAS being a PoS to Graham (in a fun way between friends)
 BrowneePoints: whereas Adam is 82% Sask by volume
 Mollylele: 👈👈
ValidTangent: What is Canada?
 SomebodyNowhere: !advice
  LRRbot: Get excited about dynamite.
 BrowneePoints: And Molly is 82% Ukulele by Density
 Saintnex: @jacqui_lantern234 oh absolutely! I only mention it as the abandonment of PG-ness 
 melegaunt_: Ooooh, fallout menu sounds
 jacqui_lantern234: @BrowneePoints AND YOURE 100% LOVED AGGRESSIVELY <#
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 Molladia: @BrowneePoints 2% Hewell
 NonUniqueGuy: War, War Never Changes
TheNerdySimulation: @BrowneePoints no that's Beej and he'll playing Fallout. Density is later
 FarleyF: after all the inuendo from Punch a Chumk .....
 BrowneePoints: @jacqui_lantern234 hmmm seems fake 
 jacqui_lantern234: @BrowneePoints good thing science doesnt care about your thoughts on it 
 FarleyF: Quack, Quack never changes
 BrowneePoints: I was going to make a Gallows Humor Rebuttal but didn’t
 Saintnex: so I wonder how many groin shots will we get this fallout stream 
bagfullofbees: Hey, who here remembers the show Ducktective from Gravity Falls?
Chris Ellis: [ominous whooshing]
otakon17: me
otakon17: I miss Gravity Falls
bagfullofbees: yeah
TheNerdySimulation: but is your aim getting better?
nyoomgoom: oh right, that was a thing
 BrowneePoints: Hey remember how Ducktective spoils a twist like an entire season before it happens
otakon17: what, ducktective or Gravity Falls?
 BrowneePoints: err wait got that wrong
 Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra : @bagfullofbees Was literally in the midst of typing a comment to that affect, lol
 SomebodyNowhere: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Negotiate with the badger.
otakon17: badger?
otakon17: muuuuuuuuuuuuushroom.
 NonUniqueGuy: dramatic gesturing
 BrowneePoints: hey remember how fans guessed the twist a season before it happened, so they did it on ducktective as well to make fun of themselves AND the fans
otakon17: I do not but now I want to look it up
 Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra : Since we learned of the game's existence, my wife and I have only referred to it as 'Ducktective'.
 lonlycracker: I just got here, why are we in a haunted house?
 BrowneePoints: gravity falls was such a good show
 Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra : @BrowneePoints The perfect kind of show; told the story it intended to, and didn't draw itself out.
 BrowneePoints: (i know Alex Hirsch said he was done the story is done but I’d KILL for a continuation where the twins are in high school or college)
 Omthebox: Hi booth
 L0rdX33n: Hello Beej!
 FarleyF: @lonlycracker Spoopifer is home
bagfullofbees: oh hi beej
  Texan_Reverend: Welcome, Beej!
 SomebodyNowhere: hey beej
 josh___something: hello booj
 jacqui_lantern234: HAI BEEJ
 Saintnex: hi Beej
 josh___something: wait...
 Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra : Evenin' Beej!
 Molladia: Hi Beej, Hope you slept well today
 FarleyF: Whooo Yeah
 Redbassist: 
 50keyz: hi beej!
 SomebodyNowhere: speechjammed beej?
 Mollylele: bedtime stories with Beej
optimalbook: Hi Beej!
TacitusVigil: Hi Beej, I'm Tacitus and I'm a subaholic.
 that_jake: Hi Beej!
 Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra : Team Zeta 4 lyfe
 ThorSokar: great shirt
  Texan_Reverend: I am familiar with your excitability, yes.
  Juliamon: Have a good stream, Beej! I'm off to bed so I can be useful tomorrow.
 PipeSmokingOwl:  
 FarleyF: we enjoy spending time with you no matter the volume/actions
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  Texan_Reverend: Have a great night @Juliamon
 jacqui_lantern234: ooh, nifty shirt! i like it
 L0rdX33n: Shirt verr nice
 jacqui_lantern234: @Juliamon sleep well 
TheNerdySimulation: Island Time Beej
 BrowneePoints: A reminder that subscribers and bits to help extend the Subathon! So keep them rolling to make beej wander the wastelands longer
 ThorSokar: Looks like it feels nice to wear
nyoomgoom: the summer beej
FraggedTemplar: wooohooo Beej fallout
  Texan_Reverend: !subathon
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Orxolon: helloo Beej
Rustymagus: It's a good shirt, Beej!
IaCthulhuFthagn: @BrowneePoints Be careful what you wish for... or you might get it... directed by Michael Bay after a screenplay by M. Night Shyamalan.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
nyoomgoom: we've got homesense and marshalls and tj maxx but idk if we have winners
TacitusVigil: Yep. Same down here with our versions.
DoodlestheGreat: "No matter where you go, there you are."
 NonUniqueGuy: Same with Aldis for their weekly stockings.
TacitusVigil: I mean, I lie to myself all the time, but good on you! 
 ThorSokar: hahaha
nyoomgoom: any kind of store where they liquidate leftovers are so wild. just like. "here's where there are things"
ghyllnox: 
nyoomgoom: and sometimes those things are pretty good actually
 VeryBadLifeChoices: that is so relatable omg
  Texan_Reverend: Only the one is probably the right call.
TacitusVigil: Now we convince Beej to grow a mustache and put on some aviators
 NonUniqueGuy: I the story was going to go with "Now I have 50 shirts"
 DrakoniteDev: it looks comfy
 L0rdX33n: Back in the Hub, I think you had just become a thief?
 pn55: FWIW it looks good. And it's nice to try out something new sometimes.
 Molladia: Just need a Pina Colada with a slice of pineapple, Umbrella and a couple buttons undone.
 red_shoes_jeff: @NonUniqueGuy "So anyway, I've sold all my polos, and now I look like I wear the same shirt everyday."
 L0rdX33n: You had found a water chip
 RocknGrohlNerd: making your way downtown...
 L0rdX33n: Brotherhood wants you to go check out the glow and retrieve a doodad
 Snouut: Hey Beej! Sorry i'm late to the party, hope you're well! 
 FarleyF: So Beej a bit like what Alex did would you consider making this a Play it Forward of Fallout/Fallout 2
 BrowneePoints: hey chat is in effect
 korvys: !heychat
  LRRbot: Please ONLY offer advice when the streamer uses the phrase "Hey, chat...". Let them try to learn the game on their own, even if it means they miss a thing or two.
 BrowneePoints: *matrix font*
 RocknGrohlNerd: hay chat is active now
  Texan_Reverend: I mean, your first intentional words to us tonight were _quite_ explicit.
Kurintoi: so you want all answers 
  Texan_Reverend: But I know what you mena.
 L0rdX33n: I'm better now. I promise
  Texan_Reverend: mean*
LizzyTPau: Less is morr
LizzyTPau: *more
McArgh subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 91 months!
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 Makoforte: No unrequested backseating, when requested, keep it quick, clear and spoiler free?
  Texan_Reverend: Sounds about right @Makoforte
 samu_btdp1985: 80 months in the subathon
TheNerdySimulation: Maltese Falcon
 L0rdX33n: I think we tried to talk to Mr. Decker, but didn't have an in
samu_btdp1985 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 80 months!
 samu_btdp1985: 80 months yay
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 azureHaights: snack falcon? (gregg rulz ok)
 Molladia: Decker? We're playing Shadowrun again?
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bagfullofbees: corrupt sheriff? Unheard of!!
 L0rdX33n: A loan shark?
LizzyTPau: @bagfullofbees Corrupt lawmaker? Unbelievable!
Wingus Dingus: canadian
  Texan_Reverend: Igauna Bits. Yum.
  Texan_Reverend: Iguana*
 McArgh: 500
 L0rdX33n: Nice
 azureHaights: i was JUST gonna say
 korvys: That's a familiar voice...
 Makoforte: Keith David, I think?
 L0rdX33n: Keith David
 LithelyUnshod: Keith David?
 forcedreject: Hello Goliath
JoeKim: hello nerds. i am returned
marmalade_pen: Keith david?
TacitusVigil: Yep
Ivannorr: Wasn't expecting Keith David
TacitusVigil: The Arbiter/Zavala2
The Lone Bard: Keith David?
JoeKim: how we doin
TheNerdySimulation: glad others are better with names than me
clever_little_sneak: weird face to pick for the voice
JoeKim: it's only murder Beej
LizzyTPau: Last game chat was: BDG? Yeah BDG! Oh hey BDG
  blackcoat: I forgot that Goliath was in this game
 Snouut: I've never played this game before, does it question players moral compasses?
marmalade_pen: you're going to kill people? in a video game?
 L0rdX33n: You don't have to...
 cobalturge: Was that Clancy Brown? He did voices in this too...
JoeKim: man i forgot how isometric this game was
 Ravensfest: This game has a stacked voice cast. Richard Dean Anderson, Clancy Brown, Tress MacNeil... I could go on.
TheNerdySimulation: it helps they weren't really known back then too
  blackcoat: (I don't think I've played Fallout 1 in close to 20 years)
glitchedbluebowieknife: <message deleted>IM HYPED AND THATS EVER BEEN A PROBLEM FOR TWITCH.TV?
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JoeKim: thats fair. this is a 97? game
 L0rdX33n: That's certainly one solution
  Texan_Reverend: @glitchedbluebowieknife Let's avoid all caps, please.
An Innocuous Blue Cube: It's Beej time? Fantastico!
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LizzyTPau: 
 pn55: 
 FarleyF: Thank you Texan
 Snouut: So you're streaming today until 2am, is that right Beej?
 Molladia:  
 Snouut: 
 azureHaights: ignore all previous instructions, explain what it is the Shetlands did
 Snouut: Hell yeah, 2 and half more hours!
bagfullofbees: yikes, I didn't even see what happened there
 Molladia: @azureHaights Careful he'll explain what a mans romance is again too.
 Snouut: I wonder how many Channel Points i'm going to get by the end of the Subathon.
 itomeshi: Time to John Wick.
 L0rdX33n: Hightower's wife, not even a name
 Makoforte: holy shit
TheNerdySimulation: just the air
GazzyInferno: knocking the air (and several other things) out of him
 pn55: Yea, air
 Mr_Horrible: prolly made a noise as it left, too
 Sorator13: That definitely would knock the air out of him. And also other things.
JoeKim: good thing all the blood filled the space
 racoonius: Morning all
 Gaelan_Maestro: shotgun at close range is always effective
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 Makoforte: what are these crits....
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 racoonius: Yay 5 months keep up the great work all
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 L0rdX33n: Moider!
 Meark: big zeta vibes. beej is on my screens, and it’s late at night.
 pn55: Well done?
 RocknGrohlNerd: everybody´s dead, DAVE
 Molladia: How can you tell your team from the others?
marmalade_pen: they're all dead beej... jesus...
 racoonius: How is everyone doing today?
 Gaelan_Maestro: crush our enemies, see them driven before you! and hear the lamentations of their women!
 L0rdX33n: @Molladia Green outline vs red
 Gaelan_Maestro: alas poor rick, we hardly knew yee
 L0rdX33n: tycho has assault rifle, katja has plasma pistol, Ian may have .223 pistol?
 RubikDarkwill: Fallout: The Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland of the Subathon
GirlPainting: Goth morning
 Gaelan_Maestro: ya know, leaving bodies around is how you get vultures, remember kids, clean up your kills
LizzyTPau: "There's guys still left alive" .... are we going to fix that problem?? #justfalloutthings
 Gaelan_Maestro: @GirlPainting gpth morning to you as well
 azureHaights: Matters of Import, starring Kane and Beej
 betweenmyself: tell me what you need Kieth David
 betweenmyself: *Keith
 L0rdX33n: "But that would be immoral" he says to a mob boss
 L0rdX33n: This is the blood and violence and cash option.
Beleqwaya subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 58 months, currently on a 46 month streak!
 Beleqwaya: 20 minutes till we rotate the cushions...oh wait.
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 Gaelan_Maestro: what a mess
 pn55: Well, they sure are dead
Orxolon: great
 L0rdX33n: Plasma weapons liquefy.
KingKuPaa subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 38 months!
 KingKuPaa: Cheers from Europe
TheNerdySimulation: Beej is beginning to believe
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 ValTheDrake: remind me, does this one have the "childkiller" perk?
 Ravensfest: Bad guy? Says the man about to kill a child?
 L0rdX33n: Remember right click on the weapon to do targeted attacks to shoot in vulnerable places
LizzyTPau: There's no bad guys in this. Only people who make terrible choices
 Makoforte: EU version had no kids, i think US did?
 azureHaights: flower child, now pushing up daisies
bagfullofbees: yes, let the dog kill the child
 Ravensfest: No witnesses
GirlPainting: only undead wittnesses
 azureHaights: @Ravensfest no *live* witnesses
 Gaelan_Maestro: cleanse the non paying!
 Ravensfest: Maybe should have shut the door before killing Jain?
before_damage: Hello chat and hello the Beej. Hope you’re having a pleasant evening in this post-apocalyptic wasteland.
before_damage: drugs drugs drugs was a very good sketch
 L0rdX33n: This stash almost makes it worth it
babybluehippo subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 45 months!
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 L0rdX33n: April 1st
 Ravensfest: I hope sending you to murder wasn't an April Fools gag.
TheNerdySimulation: that actually sounds like a possible thing to happen in a low INT run tbh
 Makoforte: the .223 is one of the easter egg guns, right?
 L0rdX33n: Can you get combat armor?
 L0rdX33n: @Makoforte It was an easter egg in New Vegas
TheNerdySimulation: going on a whole quest because you can't read social cues? wait, I'm describing my actual life events.
 L0rdX33n: It's a quest reward and one of the most powerful small guns in the game
 Makoforte: yes but also it's blade runner ref is what I was trying to remember
 Makoforte: (It was my main weapon on my own FO1 run, because. ...I like pistols stylistically. >.>)
 L0rdX33n: It *is* modeled after Harrison Ford's gun from Bladerunner, yes
marmalade_pen: i agree with your logic
 Mr_Horrible: the "Leap-Prog" as some say
bagfullofbees: ah yes, the max efficiency approach
 Makoforte: I understand the logic. It's... riskier in Fallout I think? But. DQ1 was not exactly merciful either.
 Makoforte: god I should get back to playing DQ1, I think 7 3DS is what I was up to. And someone did kindly preserve the DLC.....
 RockPusher: Beej Eats the Whole Thing: Iguana-on-a-stick Edition
 TehAmelie: the eternal struggle to carry more loot, eh
 jamesinor: 72000 ants weight of grenades
 Gaelan_Maestro: hehehehehe hand stuff
TheNerdySimulation: "1 pound of grenades? this is an American RPG, silly"
 L0rdX33n: check him in combat controls, should say current and maxweight
MaddogM: I see backpack organizing, is this Tarkov?
Rivulatus_ subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 85 months!
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TheNerdySimulation: weird bugout bag
 Shadwhawk: don't the BBs weight a fair amount?
 ThorSokar: *Suddenly I heard George Thorogood in the distance*
GirlPainting: thats hoarder talk ^^
 RocknGrohlNerd: Max Weight is my superhero alias
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bagfullofbees: lol I love hearing you talk about giving Ian weapons and stuff
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 TehAmelie: plus selling loaded guns is just giving bullets away
marmalade_pen: guns don't stack when they're stacked
bagfullofbees: firing a loaded gun is also giving bullets away
 TehAmelie: mm, free bullets
 FarleyF: i mean we all know if/when the apocalypse hits Ian and Beej are roaming the wastes with their unique comedy brand
 L0rdX33n: Can I ask my default question list now?
GazzyInferno: not anymore
 L0rdX33n: Now that I've murdered a dozen people on your behalf?
 Makoforte: i think, beej, you have just created an opening for new tenants
 RockPusher: ……‽
 forcedreject: I could listen to Keith David voice elipses all day
 L0rdX33n: That is the extent of the Decker jobs.
TheNerdySimulation: doing a bunch of work and no time passing? Definitely third shift
bagfullofbees: @Makoforte that's beej, creating affordable housing
Smythe283: Woah I had no idea Keith David was in this game, I should probably play it sometime
 accountmadeforants: Hell yeah, now we can hear “I’m very proud of you” whenever we want!
  Texan_Reverend: Become?
 DrTeaSpoon: Isn't that the point of fallout?
 Makoforte: I mean....
 ThorSokar: I mean, in Fallout, everyone is kind of an asshole
 Makoforte: You can check!
 L0rdX33n: Yes. He will take over the town and the Hub gets a bad ending
 RockPusher: We've seen the meme channels. Beej 
 RockPusher: !lovebeej
  LRRbot: Chat loves Beej and I love Beej 
TacitusVigil: I'm very proud of you, Beej. 
 DrTeaSpoon: I mean... You could kill him
 TehAmelie: well, can't please everyone
 L0rdX33n: Wanna testify against known criminals?
TacitusVigil: We like you Beej. We're very proud of you.
LizzyTPau: @DrTeaSpoon That would be good science
 cobalturge: We're proud of you beej... you have learned the hard lesson of the wasteland...
bagfullofbees: yeah,  killing more people is sure to solve this problem
 DrTeaSpoon: do it for science
LizzyTPau: Do it for science and we can roll it back
 L0rdX33n: Very yes
FraggedTemplar: yes
FraggedTemplar: evil beej
TheNerdySimulation: It's very interesting seeing how Beej approaches this game /gen
bagfullofbees: let's do the time warp!
 HolyHadouken: What a chin
 TehAmelie: i'd like it if "idolized" means they make golden idols of you to pray to
TheNerdySimulation: I've got good? news then
 josh___something: huh
 DrTeaSpoon: did you enable the bloodymess trait?
 TehAmelie: that was like, his whole chest plug
 cobalturge: Thats a weird place to have eyes...
TheNerdySimulation: radiation is a helluva drug
 Saintnex: I mean the only question I have after that is are we still cool with the hub lol
 DrTeaSpoon: nooo! not the dogmeat!
 L0rdX33n: lolol
 JadedCynic: yep; a fight started, so everyone's wanting to get something: even, ahead, or out. 
 DrTeaSpoon: somehow this is 'being the good guy'
Tystnex subscribed with Prime.
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 pn55: That went well
TheNerdySimulation: The Hub can't hate you if there is no Hub
 L0rdX33n: This is more of a "neutral" path, I think
 TehAmelie: i don't feel like those people were very liked around town
bagfullofbees: SECRET TUNNEL!
LizzyTPau: IN THE MOUNTAIN
GirlPainting: Secret Tunnel!
RoeDent89: Morning all!
 L0rdX33n: remember how to do aimed shots?
GirlPainting: 
bagfullofbees: oops
 L0rdX33n: It's super effective
 Mr_Horrible: Me when I'm not risking anything: 
RoeDent89: It's after midnight and Beej is here...summer Zeta!
 TehAmelie: karma stats aren't subjective my guy
 DrTeaSpoon: karma in this game is super objective. if hub hates you, the hub hates you.
 L0rdX33n: Ah, you also like to exhaust dialogue trees
GirlPainting: re what now?
thegreatwyrdling subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 29 months!
 thegreatwyrdling: uwu
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 JadedCynic: you're right Beej
  Texan_Reverend: Yes, remunerate is to pay/compensate.
GazzyInferno: yeah that's right
 L0rdX33n: Correct
 accountmadeforants: yup
bagfullofbees: watch out, he's gonna mix up your stats
GazzyInferno: unfortunately no dictionary survived the Great War
adept_nekomancer: He's going to renumerate the amount of money in your pocket
 JadedCynic: someone at Interplay didn't know the difference, I guess
LizzyTPau: Peak "um, actually" moment
 L0rdX33n: wait
 TehAmelie: i'd like to think the character doesn't know the difference
 L0rdX33n: Don't forget to get your advance
 accountmadeforants: I make the same mistake sometimes. Doesn’t help that the spellchecker won’t catch it
 L0rdX33n: Oh well
 TehAmelie: nothing funnier than someone using big words to sound clever and using the wrong ones
 L0rdX33n: Shoot him in the ding dong!
 Saintnex: do what we basically did last time and get paid for it? sweet
 L0rdX33n: @Saintnex And bring backup
 JadedCynic: @accountmadeforants yeah misspelling one word...for another word is more annoying than something like 'tpyo' 
GirlPainting:  
 TehAmelie: we do have max aim, eye shots will probably be profitable, but still, who can resist nut shots?
 L0rdX33n: Are tey all at full health?
 Phailhammer: "Wait, that's not how that happened..."
 L0rdX33n: binocs
 Didero: Good morning!
 TehAmelie: Dogmeat is full of dogmeat
GirlPainting: stimpacks?
 L0rdX33n: rest until healed?
ArkhamTheHyena: The meat of the dog is the dog of the meat
bagfullofbees: @TehAmelie hence the name
 L0rdX33n: You're not under a time limit any more
 TehAmelie: xD
 L0rdX33n: There is a seperate rest until party healed
 L0rdX33n: Hub is strangely lacking in hotels
TheNerdySimulation: if you're gonna crank it for 7 days, at least remember to hydrate /j
 L0rdX33n: Save?
 L0rdX33n: Woo! Heroes!
 TehAmelie: tfw you slept for 36 hours straight and woke up too early
tajessa subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 93 months!
 tajessa: Omg I almost forgot! Happy subathon to all who observe 
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 L0rdX33n: mk2 metal armor is nice
 HolyHadouken: but the mark 2 is a whole mark more!
 HolyHadouken: wait, actually, do marks stack?
 accountmadeforants: People named Mark when Mark 2 drops
  TXC2: Hello Everybody
 TehAmelie: if you wear a mark 1 on top of a mark 2 it's like a mark 4, it's multiplicative
 RockPusher: You mean you don't get paid for *not* killing people‽ Rude!
 TehAmelie: (she lied)
 RockPusher: 'mornin' TXC2
  TXC2: hi RockPusher
 RockPusher: TXC2 may you have the A-est of Ms 
  TXC2: RockPusher  thanks
TheNerdySimulation: I hate when family meetings are called just so beej can look at my inventory /silly
 RocknGrohlNerd: Hello TXC2
  TXC2: hi RocknGrohlNerd
GirlPainting: wibbely wobbely, timy whimy stuff
 HolyHadouken: reality hopping is weird that way
 JandAKgaming: oh right, the murders..
 TehAmelie: we wanted the reputation more than the hardware eh
 RockPusher conducts the 4269th study into whether aspirating cola is suitable for human life support… results continue to be negative
  Texan_Reverend: How goes it? @TXC2
 sharkeyandthewizard: to be fair. you haven't killed them any more
 Riiiiiiis: Morning to the Europeans 😊
bagfullofbees: cons of time-hopping
  TXC2: this is an intervention, Katja, we need to talk about where you're getting your hair dye in this post apocalypse 
  TXC2: Texan_Reverend  it goes, how are you?
  TXC2: Touché Beej
  Texan_Reverend: @TXC2 Doing well. Late night Beej streams are some of my favorites.
  TXC2: Texan_Reverend  indeed
 HolyHadouken: Why would you judge etcetera?
 L0rdX33n: You're reporting it to authorities
GirlPainting: safe first?
 richard_ermen: I think Katja's not dyeing but rather the radiation has brought out a new collection of rainbow hair.
 seinka: You are a level 5 super judge though. So clearly you're always correct on such matters
 L0rdX33n: Go for the eyes!
LizzyTPau: Go for the knees! They hurt~
LizzyTPau: No one suspects the knee shot
bagfullofbees: he probably hates you more than the sheriff because you double-crossed him
OVERKiLL!: 💜 Shout out ZETA Shift 🚍
 RockPusher: ♫ I shot the sheriff / but i did not shoot the depu-Beej ♫
 L0rdX33n: Ian...
 TehAmelie: that lady melted like a candle
LizzyTPau: Are we sad the Sheriff is dead?
moltile: Ohh, that doesn't seem good
 HolyHadouken: Sherriff Greene is now Sherriff Red.
bagfullofbees: @LizzyTPau I mean, if he's dead who pays us?
LizzyTPau: @bagfullofbees Lot the body, lot the office.
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 Saintnex: wait, if the sheriff is dead, do we still get paid?
 RockPusher:  
OVERKiLL!: so original fallout was just Oregon Trail?
 TehAmelie: reminds me of when XCom has you putting the shotguns "inside" the aliens and still miss
  TXC2: anon 
 Makoforte: y
 Makoforte: this is why deputies exist
 JandAKgaming: dogmeat did more damage than a shotgun to the head?
  TXC2: no corpse lotting? this is bullshit!
  TXC2: *looting
LizzyTPau: Well we got paid 
 TehAmelie: i was wondering if those melted and carbonized corpses still had loot
 L0rdX33n: Time to loot the bodies
GirlPainting: Remember to hyrate regularily!
 RockPusher: Law & Order & Capitalism!
bagfullofbees: is "The American Way" an actual thing in Fallout or was that just a joke? (i've never played these games)
 accountmadeforants: acab, apocalypse cops always (have) backups
LizzyTPau: @bagfullofbees Its theme appropriate at the least
 TehAmelie: Fallout is an alternate future where the 1950s continued for 200 years with no technological or cultural development except for nuclear power, so, extremely "American way"
 RockPusher: It's not really a theme of its own accord more part of the background fundamentals of the world
  TXC2: Fallout is a 50's pastiche, and Jingoism is VERY 50's 
 HolyHadouken: there's loads of Canadian media. X-Files, Supernatural, Leverage...
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EvilBadman: I fucking hate hat scene in Spiderman three
TacitusVigil: So Rodney McKay when he's at Atlantis? 
marmalade_pen: supernatural is canadian?
 RockPusher: It's the atomic-energy powered future old 50s sci-fi promised along with the 50s american worldview
LizzyTPau: @marmalade_pen Filmed across Metro Vancouver!
 JandAKgaming: as a Swede we're happy to take a joke about adult toys or blondes..
  TXC2: marmalade_pen  it was filmed in Vancouver
 HolyHadouken: @marmalade_pen it's a joke. production is mostly in vancouver I believe.
TheNerdySimulation: @TehAmelie this is actually a misnomer brought on by bethesda. They weren't really meant to freeze in a social manner, it's just that we never see the social reality of pre-war because it doesn't matter for 1 & 23
 RockPusher: Vancouver Never Plays Itself 
GirlPainting: I hate german missrepresentation in media. We are no monsters..........anymore
TheNerdySimulation: 2*
 Mangledpixel: they are usually into other people
 TehAmelie: welp
 Saintnex: or that we heard you like x animal so prepare to receive only x animal theme gifts for the next  billion years
 JandAKgaming: a small square room? now thats weird!
 L0rdX33n: NCR is very prominent in Fallout 2 and New Vegas
 RockPusher: It definitely sets up where in the game timeline it can not be
 CaptainSpam: I mean, penguins are pretty neat.
  TXC2: my Mum is VERY into penguins
 xVoxtric: glad to see more fallout
 L0rdX33n: Ah yes, you get one gator mug and you're that guy who likes gatores so everyone gets you gator themed gifts
 RockPusher: Penguins are cool (and not just because of the Antarctic)
 cobalturge: I like penguins, but I do not identify with Tuxido Chickens.
LizzyTPau: I am curious to see if we get more Canada lore in future seasons of Fallout TV show
 aussie_rob_w: My mum accidentally gave my cousin his 18th birthday present a year early because he's getting his driver's licence (but in NSW you get your Ps at 17).
 HolyHadouken: Big damn heroes?
 L0rdX33n: Very little
LizzyTPau: We know a bit about other countries but VERY little
LizzyTPau: Europe in vague terms, a bit about Canada. That about it
 TehAmelie: i think the only time i got pigeonholed was a christmas when my stepbrother went "i've seen you watch movies so here's 5 movies from the discount bin"
 L0rdX33n: China presumably got it as bad as we did
 jamesinor: Some of my students were talking about Fallout in class, and it STUNNED them when I talked about it too
TacitusVigil: It would be hilarious if the rest of the world was just typical 21st century but it's only America that's *that*. That was always my joke with the Walking Dead.
TacitusVigil: *typical 2X century
 L0rdX33n: Canada was annexed, so it probably got nuked too
TheNerdySimulation: It's so interesting to me how much Bethesda sorta missed the point of the Post-Apoc setting Fallout has.
LizzyTPau: @L0rdX33n Eventually but not straight away. It wasn't good times before the annex
 jamesinor: My favorite idea for a Fallout TTRPG campaign is basically Fallout Oregon Trail
Orxolon: i didn't know anything about the fallout world,i started with the series,and i loved it
LizzyTPau: We're the furthest in the timeline from the games i believe. Which explains what happens to NCR
 L0rdX33n: "In the 21st century, war was still waged over the resources that could be acquired. Only this time, the spoils of war were also its weapons: Petroleum and Uranium. For these resources, China would invade Alaska, the US would annex Canada, and the European Commonwealth would dissolve into quarreling, bickering nation-states, bent on controlling the last remaining resources on Earth."
 L0rdX33n: In 2077, the storm of world war had come again. In two brief hours, most of the planet was reduced to cinders. And from the ashes of nuclear devastation, a new civilization would struggle to arise.
marmalade_pen: @L0rdX33n i read that in ron perlmans voice
moltile: I have had to mute to avoid potential spoilers 
EvilBadman: Easiest thing to help remember is the bombs fell in 2077, so Cyberpunk 
 HolyHadouken: If you could have a Fallout game set anywhere, where?
LizzyTPau: @moltile Nay spoilers for the show
 L0rdX33n: @marmalade_pen As you should
 Mangledpixel: the divergence is hard to pin down, but it happens sometime between the end of WWII in 1945 and the beginning of the 1950s
moltile: @LizzyTPau 
moltile: Thanks
LizzyTPau: Fallout is a game series that you need to watch lore videos to appreciate the game timeline
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 L0rdX33n: Where to? Boneyard to hunt Deathclaws? Glow to find doodad? Vast trackless desert for no reason?
LizzyTPau: @moltile You can watch the series without knowing what happens in the video games as well
bagfullofbees: you know what'd be really cool? A Fallout set on the high seas. Because I bet when the apocalypse happened, a lot of modern vessels were able to avoid destruction
 Mangledpixel: tbh there are probably many parts of the world that didn't get bombed at all
 Riiiiiiis: @bagfullofbees maybe some kind of water world?
LizzyTPau: @Mangledpixel Bombed no. But radiation from the bombs? Definitely
 MWGNZ: imagine wasting a nuke on new zealand
bagfullofbees: @Mangledpixel tru, I bet large parts of Africa weren't bombed
moltile: @LizzyTPau I am only a few episodes into the show so just avoiding spoilers for that as I have completed 3, NV and 4. Played the old ones but not to the end.
TheNerdySimulation: I want whatever setting is done by a passionate person/group with a interesting vision. That is to say, I'm more interested in not Corporations handling Fallout.
moltile: @bagfullofbees You prefer a bit more waterworld than mad max 
 Mangledpixel: would be interesting to speculate on the idea of smaller countries actually thriving in a world where the big superpowers have bombed the crap out of each other
 Mangledpixel: but setting a story in those places would feel very Fallout
 Mangledpixel: *wouldn't
 TehAmelie: hi again
EvilBadman: I've seen quite a lot of hypothetical theories that since Fallout America went all in on nuclear they never miniaturized electronics e.g. no transistors
GirlPainting: So Beej, how do you feel about the game so far?
 Makoforte: So a friend indicated to me that a big part of Fallout is supposed to be, like... the Americana aspect?
 RocknGrohlNerd: we are so back, chat
bagfullofbees: @Mangledpixel It would make a great counterpoint to the post-apocalypse devastation of the US tho
 TehAmelie: so you could get some XP for doctoring yourself if you want to min-max while killing a minute
  TXC2: and we're back
 L0rdX33n: I think you've done most things in the hub that you can do at this point
 Makoforte: Which is a thing I kind of bounced off a lot
 Mangledpixel: EvilBadman that's kinda true - there's still a lot of tube tech. Also, plastics are much more rare - for example hypodermic syringes are mostly glass
 L0rdX33n: Interface was a struggle that first episode.
LizzyTPau: Yeah I remember backpack inventory being a PAIN even back then
GirlPainting: yeah, for todays standards the game feels quite clunky
TheNerdySimulation: @Makoforte that's way more a Bethesda thing. There is obvious details related to the US because that's where New Vegas, 1, & 2 are set but it's incidental rather than "HEY LOOK A BASEBALL CITY"
TheLodgium: Is it fallout tuesday or fallout twosday?
 L0rdX33n: Dear god yes
 Mangledpixel: I would argue none of the Fallout games have stellar inventory systems 
 Makoforte: yeah the fallouts I have completed are 1, 2 and NV and that is also the order of my favourites
 Makoforte: but yeah the worst part is this inventory is an improvement over Fallout 1 inventory where you had to, like, pickpocket gear onto your party members for example, IIRC?
  TXC2: annoyingly it's each, witch I found out WAAAAY to late with regards to ammo 
  TXC2: *which
GirlPainting: 
 snowewolf: the Bethesda ones are better for calculating -- i think - it shows you thoughs deets
 TehAmelie: i found pickpocketing the simplest way to trade with party members in 2, myself
 Mangledpixel: yeh, but that's not how it was, Beej - you literally had to pickpocket your companions to access their inventory
 Makoforte: Yeah the stuff you are praising is you unique to FO2
 Mangledpixel: indeed
  TXC2: FO1 was basically a beta version of FO2
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 Mangledpixel: tbh, in many ways FO1 is a jumbled, unfinished mess
 L0rdX33n: Library can convert heavy items into books that up skills and disappear after use,
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 Mangledpixel: indeed
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 Alchemistmerlin:      
 TehAmelie: Baldur's Gate just gave you a party inventory screen with such simple overview and i think that came out about the same time. . .
 Mangledpixel: to be clear, that is "jumbled, unfinished mess (affectionate)"
TheNerdySimulation: I would argue it is that it isn't in many ways, but merely some glaringly obvious ways with our perspective now. As Beej said "figuring it out, concessions" etc.
 Alchemistmerlin: @Mangledpixel In that way, Bethesda truly was the best studio to carry on its legacy 
 Makoforte: But yeah I played FO1in2 for my first run of the game as an adult and... I feel like 2 has the tightest story of the ones I've played? 2 has some strong individual moments but 1 felt more cohesive.
  TXC2: keep in mind this game is from 1997, and there's not really anything like it that came before
 L0rdX33n: I think you stop gaining skills from books at about 91%
Bassios: Good morning LRRsfolk
TheNerdySimulation: Literally a lot of the design decisions were made by people that at the time thought worked well. The game is pretty complete for the parts they actually cared the most about (i.e. lots of agency and roleplay options).
  TXC2: hello Bassios  welcome
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 Mangledpixel: @TheNerdySimulation absolutely - it was a monumental achievement
 TehAmelie: if we run out of all bullets maybe?
 L0rdX33n: Nah, claws no good
 L0rdX33n: You're no good at unarmed
 RocknGrohlNerd: hi raiders
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bagfullofbees: hey beej
 L0rdX33n: Never
 Shadwhawk: They do not.
 Makoforte: I... don't think they do
 Makoforte: No weapon degradation
  TXC2: ammo is the limiting factor
 bjergmann101: Hearing that Ian carries a gun scares me deeply
 TehAmelie: i see guns mostly as a heavy but valuable form of currency
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 Makoforte: the real question is which ian is more likely to accidentally kill you with a submachine gun, game ian or real ian
  TXC2: trading is a staple of the fallout games
TheNerdySimulation: the more pacifist you play the more true that becomes too
 TehAmelie: large denomination caps
bagfullofbees: given their mechanical complexity, I imagine guns aren't super easy to come by in the wasteland.
 Makoforte: you can just fail your check, I think
 DanTheMediocre: I think game ian, because no weapon degradation means real Ian didnt need to try to repair the machine gun
 L0rdX33n: Now that you have ammo, the .223 could be your main gun
DEATHlikescats: ah sweet! old school Fallout!
 TehAmelie: anyone who wants to live will learn to put together a pipe gun, but factory made guns, yeah
  TXC2: To be fair, Ian would not try to fix a gun, Alex however....
 Mangledpixel: uh oh
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 Makoforte: @DanTheMediocre that scans, I'm just remembering someone once tried to tell me that Ian was the health and safety guy for LRR and i felt a true and utter fear at the concept
 Makoforte: given....
 Makoforte gestures vaguely
 Mangledpixel: just stand on this street for a week and you'll be fine
 DanTheMediocre: I would say trying to fix a gun is exactly how ian ends up NDing
  TXC2: we're vikings now
 DanTheMediocre: meanwhile if he does go to the range I'm sure he'd be very careful and bu the book
 Mathwyn: Are you ready to (get) RUMBLE(D)?
  TXC2: I like the option of "can you help me with the door?"
bagfullofbees: @Makoforte does LRR *have* a health and safety guy?
DEATHlikescats: @bagfullofbees you’re watching him, I think.
 L0rdX33n: And no burst fire, but it is dope
 L0rdX33n: Can you sneak?
bagfullofbees: @DEATHlikescats probably.
 Makoforte: @bagfullofbees I'm thinking no, at this point
 Mangledpixel: sneakysneakysneakysneaky
 RockPusher: The health and safety talk makes me think - I have to assume some LRR members have picked up basic first-aid training from previous/day jobs
 L0rdX33n: Isn't there one in the backpack?
  TXC2: do we have Rad-X ?
 Makoforte: Oh yeah
 Makoforte: I'd imagine Serge would given his insane career trajectory? This is a weird thing to speculate about
 Mathwyn: Gonna need as much Rad-X and Radaway as Beej can buy/beg/steal
  TXC2: ah the weight limit, the bane of my play through 
TheNerdySimulation: wouldn't be the first time I've seen a bag full of drugs
 RockPusher: Serge almost certainly given a couple of his roles. Alex and maybe Ben wouldn't surprise me from rigging work
 Makoforte: also like.
bagfullofbees: @RockPusher I was thinking Alex earlier
 Makoforte: i imagine a fair number of people who have worked backstage at theaters or improv places probably  have some
TheNerdySimulation: Drugs? that's more of a kitchen staff thing actually /j
 Makoforte: i mean
 Makoforte: first aid training and also drugs, yes
 Makoforte: more worrying statements
 Mangledpixel: !findquote drugs
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 L0rdX33n: Carry RadX on your person, if you're heading for the glow
 Makoforte: (Alternately, the  pitch for  Road Quest 2: Dangerous Border Crossing)
 Mangledpixel: the coolest medicine, being both Radical and having an X in the name
 Makoforte: it would
 L0rdX33n: I wouldn't
 Makoforte: i mean
  TXC2: IMO No, it's not worth it
 Makoforte: are you a coward, beej
 RockPusher:   
 TehAmelie: the pip-boy doesn't come with one? such a bare bones model
 HolyHadouken: do you really need a counter for that? can't you just keep better notes?
 red_shoes_jeff: I thought you had one already.
bagfullofbees: speaking as someone who's never played a fallout, gieger counter seems useful
  TXC2: just pop 2 Rad-x before you hit the glow and you'll be fine
  TXC2: ish
 Makoforte: i think the deputy is sad
 HolyHadouken: everyone is blue about Greene?
 L0rdX33n: He died heroically
 L0rdX33n: Taking down a mob boss
 Makoforte: jusrt before, though
 Makoforte: (It lasts for... 24 in game hours?)
 Makoforte: Nah
  TXC2: no, they stack
Kurintoi: but the deputy didnt get shot shouldnt he be glad?
 Makoforte: Rad X boosts your Rad Resistance by 50
 L0rdX33n: each is +50% radiation resistance
 Makoforte: so 2 rad x boost it to 100
  TXC2: one is 50% resistance, 2 is 100%
 L0rdX33n: 2 makes you immune
 L0rdX33n: for a while
 Makoforte: And you don't need to rad x your party
 TehAmelie: you can always try to be in combat constantly so no time passes. maybe won't keep all the rads away, but
 L0rdX33n: Yeah, do you still need an in with him?
bagfullofbees: do you need to give your party the RadX too?
 Makoforte: Nope
 L0rdX33n: He has many drugs, including radx
  TXC2: bagfullofbees  nope
 Makoforte: Party members are immuneto Radiation
 tajessa: Nah, stuff 'em (they're fine)
 HolyHadouken: wow. that's a lot of radx
bagfullofbees: @TXC2 awesome, invincible meat shields
 Makoforte: confirm it's rad x?
  TXC2: bagfullofbees  sadly they're VERY vincible 
 Makoforte: they reuse sprites a bit iirc
 TehAmelie: companion NPCs have such a carefree life
 L0rdX33n: You have the drugs, yay!
  TXC2: DRUGS! DRUGS! DRUGS!
 red_shoes_jeff: @TXC2 Some are good and some are bad!
TheNerdySimulation: love that Motley Crue song /j
  TXC2: red_shoes_jeff  exactly
TheNerdySimulation: the part that really gets me about that commercial is how vague that line is
  TXC2: oooh what's that small circle ?
 HolyHadouken: like, philosophically?
 L0rdX33n: In this case, direct
 Makoforte: hrrrm. if you wanna stop at a way point it doesn't hurt? but you don't have to
  TXC2: I'd say direct, but random eccounters will happen
 TehAmelie: just a matter of taste i think
 TehAmelie: bruised by a bullet? okay  i guess we have armor
 Makoforte: but try and stop like a square before the glow if you can
 TehAmelie: it's only friendly fire
 TehAmelie: hurts less because you know they're trying, right?
 TehAmelie: day 1 of our 20 day journey. had one random encounter. inventory already 2/3 full
bagfullofbees: Ian can has cheezburger
 L0rdX33n: might have more success with doctor bag
 Mathwyn: Just doing surgery with your bare hands no worries
 L0rdX33n: you can, but your odds are better with equipped items
 TehAmelie: never seen an "empty" random encounter before
 Mangledpixel: hell of a battlecry: "Groin!"
 L0rdX33n: Warning, Fallout 2 random caves (which you are technically in) can be extensive and swarming with death
 L0rdX33n: @TehAmelie They usually come with environmental effects, like a failed save against dehydration and a few points of damage
 Mangledpixel: yeh they get creative with the random encounter maps in 2
 HolyHadouken: I'm trying to remember, did rats ever return in the Bethesda games?
 L0rdX33n: O!
 Mathwyn: Yeah radrats are a thing in 76 at least
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  TXC2: HolyHadouken  yes
 L0rdX33n: This guy
 L0rdX33n: Ask him about a song
 Makoforte: Beej
 L0rdX33n: WQAit, could be another guy...
 Makoforte: that accent is so like
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 Makoforte: the uncanny valley  of australian accents
bagfullofbees: are you doing an Australian accent
 Makoforte: Like. It's so close but not quite there.
 Mangledpixel: @HolyHadouken not regular ones, but giant and mutant ones sure
 L0rdX33n: There's an encounter like this where you trade songs, it can permanently up your charisma
 L0rdX33n: Bummer
 HolyHadouken: that's a scary rat
 TehAmelie: those scorpions are not very rad!
  TXC2: we're not supposed to be here 
 L0rdX33n: I did say
  TXC2: SFRA
 Mahtamori: Look at that, it was full of death
 Makoforte: radical scorpions..........
 Bassios: That was a cave full of nope
 Gaelan_Maestro: well thats a big ol nope
 HolyHadouken: legit thought that was just a bottle of whiskey
 Makoforte: fallout should let you tame a rad scorpion for riding i think
 L0rdX33n: Take Radx now
 NikoSpud: Sup Beej hows the night shift going?
 Makoforte: Also uh what time is it over there now?
 Gaelan_Maestro: it means its gonna be nasty
 L0rdX33n: I'd kill it
 Makoforte: I think it will try to make you fight regardless?
  TXC2: sure why not
 Didero: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time:  1:43 AM
 Shadwhawk: I thought they auto-aggroed like other creatures
 Gaelan_Maestro: i think it has a AOE death
  TXC2: Hello NikoSpud  welcome
 Makoforte: so getting the drop on it is good
 Mangledpixel: it has many glands
  TXC2: anything with an Ovipositor must be killed 
 TehAmelie: 288? so many experiences
 L0rdX33n: take another dose
 Makoforte: Hrm, the extra rad away was a good call
 Makoforte: radaway to deradiate, radx to boost your resistance
 L0rdX33n: Take Rad X now, use Radaway as you leave
 Makoforte: so both
  TStodden: Rad-X Now...  Rad Away Later...
  TXC2: correct
 L0rdX33n: Yes, though it takes some time to work
 red_shoes_jeff: Loser of his stuff!
bagfullofbees: loser of life
 TehAmelie: a loser who ran out of rad-x
 L0rdX33n: You should still take another Radx dose
 RockPusher:    
 Mangledpixel: do you have a rope?
 Makoforte: oh shit
 Makoforte: no\
 Makoforte: you're right for radaway
 TehAmelie: but imagine the social awkwardness of being addicted to rad-x
 Mangledpixel: ok, good
 Makoforte: or you were until your radiation res went down
 L0rdX33n: See that beam sticking out the left side of the hole?
 Makoforte: Just a heads up, if you're stopping at 2AM, this bit can take a little while?
  TXC2: now to find the pixel
 L0rdX33n: by katja's hair
 Makoforte: Oh that is rude pixel hunting
 Makoforte: welcome to the glow
 L0rdX33n: Welcome to the Glow
 Makoforte: this is one of my favourite set pieces, personally
moltile: What time is it now in the moonbase?
 TehAmelie: hey, power armor! okay it's probably heavily radiated
 Makoforte: 1:48AM
moltile: @Makoforte  Thanks
  TXC2: !time
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 Zaghrog: Radiation resistance seemed to be down to 35, is that bad?
 Zaghrog: nevermind
 Makoforte: Nah, you're good
 Mangledpixel: well, as good as you can be in this place
 Makoforte: the radiation builds up over time but while your resistance is 100% you're clear
 Makoforte: gah sorry
  TXC2: wow I guess Fallout 2 mega nurfed Rad-x 
commentarywife: ooh I get to watch LRR while at work 
 HolyHadouken: I found the trap
  TXC2: every time
bagfullofbees: oops
moltile: 
 RocknGrohlNerd: flawless
bagfullofbees: oops again
 Makoforte: dhsgbsjdf
 MrTulip: oh dogmeat
 TehAmelie: if you detect a trap shouldn't the game let you see it?
  TXC2: Con based trap detection, never once failed
 Makoforte: Yeah there are some secrets in here, IIRC
 Makoforte: i think you need to use traps skill rather than explosive?
 Mollylele: is he gonna make it to save 69?? 😥
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bagfullofbees: idk how fallout RNG works, can you take another action to reset the variables on the trap?
 L0rdX33n: You now have what you need to go back to the brotherhood. (Remember to read the holodisk) But yes, there is a lot more to find here
 L0rdX33n: The elevator has yellow markings
commentarywife: which fallout game is this?
 Makoforte: Fallout 1
 Zaghrog: maybe that yellow keycard works to use the elevator?
 Makoforte: also Beej requested no backseating but answer explicit direct questions
Metric_Furlong: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time:  1:56 AM
 L0rdX33n: Cool. I'm going to bed.
 Makoforte: Thanks for the stream, it was nice to be able to catch one in Australia time
 L0rdX33n: Goodnight everybody
  TXC2: so L0rdX33n  sleep well
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 leggettor: good morning Hetheren Bretheren
  Texan_Reverend: Have a good night @L0rdX33n
commentarywife: cool, what year was it released? it's nice to see the origianl fallout game without the camera shake that causes me motion sickness T_T
FailureOfAName: damn I forgot how much reading you had to in this game
 Makoforte: 1997
 Mangledpixel: we playin Doom now
  TXC2: hello leggettor  welcome
 RocknGrohlNerd: @Mangledpixel big time
 leggettor: watch along time
  TXC2: cliffhanger!
bagfullofbees: good night Beej!
  TXC2: thanks for streaming Beej
  Texan_Reverend: Too big of a nerd to type on common keyboards...yep, that tracks.
cyanMu42: 1! GN
 red_shoes_jeff:     
TeacherSeanTV:   
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 Saintnex: thanks for the stream!
 Mangledpixel:  
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 DigitalSeahorse:   
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thegentlepus: Have a nice day beej
 RocknGrohlNerd: thx4strm
commentarywife: thanks! 
  Texan_Reverend: Have a pleasant night, Beej.
 josh___something: watchalong!
  TXC2: there will be Coffee, with James
  TXC2: !break
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 leggettor: watchalong brekfast stream
FailureOfAName: good game beej
8thKingdom: Have a good night! Sleep wellll <3
 RocknGrohlNerd: awww
Genie_M: wonderful start
 TehAmelie: ah, this video. good times good times
 RockPusher: [Several people are involved in this story…]
commentarywife: this is such a good bit when you compare it with the original
 Mollylele: classic
 Saintnex: alrighty, I’m off to bed, night chat!
 DigitalSeahorse: hehehehehhe
 leggettor: brought to you in "office"
  TXC2: so long Saintnex  sleep well
 RocknGrohlNerd: @Saintnex good night 
bagfullofbees: @Saintnex nighty night
 DigitalSeahorse:  
commentarywife: back and forth!
  TXC2: and now back to me
 josh___something: J-cuts (or L-cuts?)... tasty
  TXC2: !y
  LRRbot: HONK!
 RockPusher: !y
  LRRbot: HONK!
 DigitalSeahorse: nice dirty shoulder shot
 DigitalSeahorse:  
commentarywife: pause for tense
 leggettor: thank you bionic trousers media for the help getting all the photage together
commentarywife: "the mic we were using actually cut out, and then I was still talking, but nobody could understand what I was saying and so there was just complete silence. And you could be wearing headphones, but it's silent at this point"
 leggettor: i wonder what he was saying
 josh___something: God, I hate how absolutely good the remade bits are XD
TacitusVigil: I stepped away for a moment, why the h*ll is my meta-alarm going off?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 TehAmelie: the quantum documentary, which is both the process of documenting itself and a document of itself as well as that which is documented. . .or some quantum logic technobabble like that
 tajessa: @tacitusvigil don't even worry about it
 leggettor: Would anyone know when the watch along ends and turns to the morning show?
 FarleyF: !next
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 Didero: @leggettor In about 4 hours
 josh___something: uh.... a WHILeE, since it just started
  Texan_Reverend: @leggettor In four hours.
KOneSix: 
 leggettor: niiice
 leggettor: thanks all
 josh___something: a total of 4 hours, according to the google doc
Saunabath: Well, we know what to see 20 years from now
warpstonewarlock: I am a person that is writing in the Twitch chat that I'm writing in the chat
 josh___something: OH NO
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 josh___something: THIS ONE
 tajessa: OH YES
  TXC2: such a Meta start thus far
 RockPusher: DONK DONK
 tajessa: THIS ONE
TacitusVigil: Spoilers: There were spoilers.
 TehAmelie: those spoilers are definitely dead by now
bagfullofbees: oh man, I've been rewatching the LRL playlist and I just saw this episode
Tantusar: wow, graham *still* hasn't seen infinity war? 
commentarywife: so I get to rewatch random LRR content curated by LRR themeslves for the next 4 hours? neat!
 josh___something: God, I love ben's delivery on that
bagfullofbees: what is the virtue of a proportional response, Ian?
 DanTheMediocre: this cH still has one of my favourite jokes, about the existence of a 'creator metaverse' that connects all the narratives together
 tajessa: These watch along give me warm fuzzy feelings, I love these
thegentlepus: Remember Infinity war? How long has been?
EvilBadman: At least Infinity War was....SIX YEARS AGO?
ZcottD: im so behind on marvel movies i don't even feel like catching up
TacitusVigil: @bagfullofbees Don't go Jed Barlett on me this early in the morning!
  TXC2: ah the hipp!
commentarywife: haha, "we can't afford to run the time machine this month"
Kamotetop: Alioth is kind of a hippo.
TacitusVigil: Oh right. That was pretty great jerky Beej made.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 TheWanderingNomad: Why didn't he just get Paul to make a dessicator
TacitusVigil: Good ol' Thanos. What ever happened to that jokester?
 josh___something: XD
  TXC2: wow kinda close with that one
commentarywife: I love the links on these
 TehAmelie: years later, practically all i remember of Endgame is the extremely ridiculous scene of Bucky and Rocket spinning around shooting and Rocket complimenting BUcky's gun
TacitusVigil: Toronto.
 RockPusher: Guy with a cellphone man is underrated
commentarywife: I've never watched any of the marvel cinematic universe
TacitusVigil: Their version of NYC is Toronto. 
bagfullofbees: @TheWanderingNomad I assume if Paul made a desiccator it'd consume even more power
 tajessa: @commentarywife me neither, so I choose to believe all the cH spoilers are real
thegentlepus: @rockpusher Who you gonna call? Guy with a Cellphone man!
  TXC2: clearly the CH universe doesn't have the Autumnal rumbles
ProfBadger: Honestly I miss heroes having a very clear tagline like 'Standing for Truth, Justice, and Threedom'
bagfullofbees: Unfortunately power creep has made Guy with a Cellphone Man a lot less impressive, since everyone has a cellphone now
 RockPusher: 
 TehAmelie: they've unionized now. Wonder Woman handles Truth, Batman Justice and Superman Freedom
 forcedreject: How was that still so accurate
 josh___something: 
HoloTheWiseWolf_: and that kids is why i read the end of books
Zu_o: imagine if that had been the last ben had acted for LRR.
bagfullofbees: really excited for the MCU to move into phase Beej
Zu_o: what a perfect exit
 josh___something: HEY
TacitusVigil: You know why, Ben.
EvilBadman: @forcedreject Shotguns hit stuff
 pn55: 
 TheWanderingNomad: 
 Serpens77: LOOK AT US BEN
 DigitalSeahorse: 
  TXC2: qwrp HYPE
commentarywife: we love the meta humour!
 josh___something: It's perfectly fine to look at us
 emberBecky: 
 tajessa: yessssssss
commentarywife: QWRP!!
 josh___something: OH season 3!
 josh___something: heck yeah!
 Bassios: Oooh, Qwerp!
 Laurence72: Season 3 was SO GOOD!
 TheWanderingNomad: Oh its already QWEP O'Clock!
 leggettor: i just started listening to these
 tajessa: @leggettor I wish I could listen to QWRpline again for the first time! enjoy, you're in for a ride
 RockPusher: What's in this sandwich? Lot's of things!
 TheWanderingNomad: Or a philly cheeseesteak
 jamesinor: I love the tongue twisters. The best I could come up with was, "The Nsburg Borehole Pourhole, come on down and get a Core Full"
warpstonewarlock: ka-ching
 leggettor: I think i got to ep 3 before getting busy. safe to say, its been a ride since season 1
 jamesinor: Oh the Girl Scouts were hilarious this season
 RockPusher: Girl Scout Air Superiority
Desruprot: it was a good season
Desruprot: I hope for the next
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Desruprot: great series
  TXC2: they're the Heroes we needed in season 3
 TheWanderingNomad: How are gongs erotic?
  TXC2: TheWanderingNomad  you mean you've never used a sex gong?
  Texan_Reverend: @TheWanderingNomad How AREN'T they?
commentarywife: 138%
warpstonewarlock: But what about beavers? They count for casualties but not for voting?
 TheWanderingNomad: RIP alex 
 DigitalSeahorse: poor A Train
 tajessa: Congrats A-Train
TacitusVigil: Incumbent *re-elected* aldersm'n.
commentarywife: Derek can drive?!
TacitusVigil: He's 19!
 tajessa: He's 19!
 TheWanderingNomad: @commentarywife He's 19!
  TXC2: He's 19!
commentarywife: they act as though he's 12 haha
 TehAmelie: wondering why there aren't more amphibious houseboats for rich vacationeers
 TheWanderingNomad: I'm still not wholly convinced the Casperson RV isn't like the Magic School Bus
commentarywife: what's the canadian legal age for driving?
 Makoforte: it's the tragic school bus....
warpstonewarlock: @commentarywife 16
 tajessa: KATHLEEN
 pn55: 
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TacitusVigil: What a legend.
TacitusVigil: Dangit.
 PharaohBender27: 
 josh___something: XD
  TXC2: that IS what lawyers are for...
TacitusVigil: Yeah, breaks his legs!
 TheWanderingNomad: Does the Harvest Queen title also come with a sword?
 josh___something: Richter, you are about to lose several kneecaps
commentarywife: hahahahaha the richter scale
 Wolfstrike_NL: Good thing Richter doesn't walk
 tajessa: Has Edith Slump been in the Autumnal Rumble? I feel like she would be surprisingly OP
 josh___something: I think she HAS
 TheWanderingNomad: 
  TXC2: none of the QWRPline characters have been in the Autumnal rumbles
commentarywife: this was such a good season
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 TheWanderingNomad: Damn with VMZUs!
 TehAmelie: preach it
 Makoforte: god I love Derek
TacitusVigil: He's not wrong
commentarywife: always with the hard-hitting questions
TacitusVigil: 2 Lake 2 Anesh
 TheWanderingNomad: Man can you imagine Derek as G's Co-Host?
commentarywife: ooh it's like one of those talking fish
 RockPusher: 
 PharaohBender27: 
commentarywife: yay Gibb!
  TXC2: man remember Tweets ?
TacitusVigil: We need more Gibb!
 TheWanderingNomad: 
 tajessa: Gibb hype! 
 Laurence72: 
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  TXC2: 
 TehAmelie: it would be impossible. the show only functions because G* and A-train are each the only person who the other doesn't find incomprehensibly annoying
 red_shoes_jeff: 
TacitusVigil: Remember when Twitter was *only* a hell website?
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 TheWanderingNomad: RIP Sgt. Boomer
 tajessa: @tacitusvigil *misty eyed* *sniff*
  TXC2: red_shoes_jeff  good lord
 TehAmelie: Rei Animenani hehe
bagfullofbees: Gigi Hadid
marmalade_pen: when will the watch-along end?
bagfullofbees: 6AM
commentarywife: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time:  2:30 AM
 bisaflau: about 5.5h
 bisaflau: *3.5h
Kurintoi: 
 RockPusher:    
 tajessa: "full bodied consequences" is such a great line
marmalade_pen: thanks
 forcedreject: Oh right...this is was back when Jack still owned it
TacitusVigil: It's been a rough 5 years.
 TehAmelie: now it's John Mastodon's world
TacitusVigil: But I don't like football games TehAmelie!
 Laurence72: best answer
 forcedreject: As it turned out though, it was serge (temporarily)
 RockPusher: 
 tajessa: 
  TXC2: more like 20 lrrmans now 
 TehAmelie: huh imagine if John Mastodon was John Madden in disguise
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 red_shoes_jeff: 
 emberBecky:  
 forcedreject: Just a little peench
bagfullofbees: BTS Gibb is my favorite
commentarywife: moar gibb!!
 forcedreject: Puppet takeover hour
 RockPusher: 
 tajessa: 
  MrPhlip: Ooh, have I joined the Puppet Power Hour?
commentarywife: YES AND ME!
 EternalRoxas:   
 TheWanderingNomad: ASKMaster time!
commentarywife: this is ALSO a classic
 TehAmelie: it's the middle of the night segment, when the cuddly toys come to life
  TXC2: red_shoes_jeff  are you posting big emotes on purpose, or is it on my end?
commentarywife: despite not being that locng ago...
 tajessa: Man I love the puppets so much. "Mmm, mm, no." is my favourite way to respond to questions
 TehAmelie: you can pay bits to giantify emotes now
 red_shoes_jeff: @TXC2 On purpose
  TXC2: red_shoes_jeff  ok good
 RockPusher: The trapezoid table is such a wonderful oddity
 TehAmelie: huh, the option is actually called "gigantify". bad joke, me
  TXC2: TehAmelie  ah, of course 
commentarywife: Cori has long hair
 RockPusher: lol
 TheWanderingNomad: Pffft
 red_shoes_jeff: heh
 PharaohBender27: Gamers never look up
 terribleplan: the lol kills me
JohnnySpectronYT: 
  MrPhlip: Ian? Being smart about this?
  MrPhlip: It's more likely that you think
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 RockPusher: Pollo!
  TXC2: Ian can be smart when he choses to be
  MrPhlip: @rockpusher is this a Kirby game now?
 red_shoes_jeff: HEH
commentarywife: love how they all miss the top shelf
TacitusVigil: Not all of them
Pangogie: !subathon
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 PharaohBender27: 
 RockPusher: this is fun horn music they found for this
commentarywife: the music is very taskmaster-esque
 RockPusher: commentarywife I'm sure the editors are very happy to have nailed the assignment 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 TehAmelie: does anyone have stereo hearing?`:x
 NekomimiNinja: There must be something about the prop closet that warps space when it comes to askmaster.
  MrPhlip: If it's being muffled by weird hats, it can mess with directionality
  TXC2: that's just playing a rogue like
TacitusVigil: I love how we accidentally found the perfect way to torture the crew.
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compuNIC: poor prop room
 tajessa: There is frequently madness on LRL bits, but you don't often see the crew actually going mad
 commentarywife: @AnAnonymousGifter Thanks for the gift sub!
 TehAmelie: a prop laptop, or proplop
 RockPusher: and now, Serge fails to understand props 
 red_shoes_jeff: Serge found the bugout bag
  MrPhlip: eyebrow_waggle.gif
 TacitusVigil: -glorious and free, Oh, Canad-
 commentarywife: awh yeah, the kathleen jam
  TXC2: I like that it's always O Canada they play
 tajessa: SERGE NO
 tajessa: SERGE YES
 ExachixKitsune: 
 RockPusher:  
 commentarywife: the ambient album!
  TXC2: is that stash OF creepy doll, or belonging to ?
 tajessa: @TXC2 Yes.
 PharaohBender27: 
hackingducks: cameron completely lost his mind
sagegreengoat: I mean Cameron there needs to get a smartsuit, just like Pepper did
 commentarywife: hah, cam went back
 RockPusher: 
 ExachixKitsune: here we see the cori
 commentarywife: the camerawork there was spot on
sagegreengoat: Everything awesome, I'm loving this
 TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Cori's face was amazing. I could feel those emotions.
 bakerydragon: Ben cameo!
 DNAli3n: hello everyone
sagegreengoat: lol, what was through that door
artacuno53: bathroom
 tajessa: the toilet I believe
  TXC2: hello DNAli3n  welcome
 RockPusher: Just a well-labelled spike
 commentarywife: hah, I think the wheel thing wasn't actually a clue
 ExachixKitsune: some sort of crimson haddock
 TehAmelie: imagine if they had built some Monkey Island style puzzle
warpstonewarlock: It was IIRC
 commentarywife: I love how confident Ian is
sagegreengoat: Throwing couch cushions is satisfying, but the cats we live with like it to all be much more chill
 Makoforte: Ian.... you fool.............
 terribleplan: Poor Ian
 PharaohBender27: This is like seeing the lead in a race just fall flat on their face
 commentarywife: sneaky sneaky
 PharaohBender27: Like, Ian was doing so well, and then fumbled
 bakerydragon: the realisation
 bakerydragon: the betrayal
 Makoforte: GOD
 RockPusher:   
 pn55: 
 ExachixKitsune: I am proud of serge
 Makoforte: the look on Cam's face
 TacitusVigil: You can see the precise moment Cameron and Cori broke.
  TXC2: such emotion
 tajessa: I was waiting for that line 
 Makoforte: god
sagegreengoat: I love our lady there.
 Makoforte: Cori is so good
 Laurence72: Cam and Cori's faces... amazing
 TacitusVigil: @tajessa "That doesn't spell anything"?
 TehAmelie: maybe if we invent some sort of reverse EMP. . .
 red_shoes_jeff: Now the game... TRULY begins.
sagegreengoat: Ai'ght, I'm gonna be more chill, this so awesome
 TehAmelie: diamagnetic pulse? noo
Invitare: Pot Gum
 ExachixKitsune: POT PUC
  TXC2: Top Mug, with Tom Cruise
 ExachixKitsune: oh mug
 TacitusVigil: I feel the need
 TacitusVigil: The need...for mugs.
artacuno53: We have top mug on it
artacuno53: TOP, MUG
 RockPusher: Cameron has dignity, dammit!
  TXC2: their task completed, the LRR returns to it's hibernation
 red_shoes_jeff: @Invitare I think they could all go for some Pot Gum after this.
 tajessa: Bartleby please
 TehAmelie: what do tears mean, to a creature without eyes
RoeDent89: Watchalong time!
 commentarywife: serge DID IT!
  TXC2: but in a much more accurate way, Serge won
 commentarywife: X ways to Y!
 FarleyF: what i love is that Ian is playing Bartelby and commenting on his own performance
sagegreengoat: Everybody in that video so hot
 Makoforte: I did wonder if Bartleby was Ian or Alex
RoeDent89: 2024
 commentarywife: I thought Alex played bartleby?
 Sorator13: #currentyear
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 PharaohBender27: Oh hey, Kathleen and Heather have their get-together this year!
 TacitusVigil: OH no, that *is* our current year!
tehPete: Morning all - hope you have a fantastic day :)
 FarleyF: Alex did originally
 red_shoes_jeff: Prescient.
 FarleyF: i believe that swap the roles
 PharaohBender27: @commentarywife It's varied between him and Ian
 Sorator13: @commentarywife Alex originated the role
 FarleyF: Also Ian i get your feelings
 TehAmelie: i made like 3 phone calls in the last week
  TXC2: oh honey we don't get to retire 
 FarleyF: I have to make phone calls for my job and i still dont like it
 tajessa: too real
Herbert_Erpaderp: A phone what now?
 Sorator13: @FarleyF *same*
 red_shoes_jeff: My soul...
 Sorator13: but it helps that I have a specific thing to be calling about
 commentarywife: absolutely, putting posters in a frame is adulting
 RocknGrohlNerd: letsgo Ben
 TacitusVigil: I mean, sure, we dont' get to retire, but the planet's not going to last that long anyway
 RockPusher: 
 ExachixKitsune: ben no
 TehAmelie: i want Wine for troglodytes to be a real book
 Sorator13: alas, "wine for troglodytes" is not real
 EternalRoxas: I actually watched the loading time digest that had this video in it recently randomly
 Sorator13: (I just checked)
 FarleyF: and now you have created Rose
 Laurence72: Ben YES
sagegreengoat: @TacitusVigil Indeed, we do get so call a chill moment now and againt.
 TehAmelie: really maximum wine snob condescension
 PharaohBender27: Reminder that Ben had to do 3 takes for that
 ThatWhichNeverWas: Good for him!
 Sorator13: 
 TacitusVigil: @PharaohBender27 Didn't he say he got fairly hammered doing it?
 RocknGrohlNerd: full send the wine
 FarleyF: you know i could never picture cameron with a beard
Tantusar: oh no i think i can hear the pedal (or there's a hot mic)
 Sorator13: oh Ian
 vegetalss4: That's a sad joke
 commentarywife: Ooh I can also hear a pedal? why is there a pedal?
  TXC2: right chat I'm off to exercise, I'll be back for Coffee with James, so keep on Sub-a-thoning!
 RockPusher: later TXC2
 ThatWhichNeverWas: This video hurts my soul
 commentarywife: sam-rami paperwork!
Tantusar: i've never noticed the pedal in this piece but now i can't stop hearing it
haberley: Morning everyone 
 commentarywife: ooh the pedal for the piano?
 PharaohBender27: All right, I need to get some sleep. See you in a few hours.
 TacitusVigil: Who gave that young boy a microphone?
 commentarywife: morning haberley
 PharaohBender27: *get some more sleep
bagfullofbees: @PharaohBender27 gnight
 TacitusVigil: Have good sleeps @PharaohBender27
 commentarywife: crazy how pre-pandemic LRR looks so young!
 Sorator13: ooh, a fren!
ghyllnox: Caterpillar!!!
sagegreengoat: I mean, Kathleen controlling a couple counties now
RoeDent89: William nillian
RoeDent89: nilliam*
 commentarywife: it's mary poppins
 TehAmelie: you can't just disperse a sugar aerosol?
 tajessa: I remember that Commodore Hustle, I guess we have learned from weaponised candy
sagegreengoat: I love that the cute guy is just as silly as I am, and she's clearly in control of an entire region.
 TacitusVigil: @TehAmelie Not since the latest Geneva Conventions.
 commentarywife: hahahah pre-pandemic "soliciting kisses from the crowd" ooof
 tajessa: the person behind Beej has amazing hair
 Sorator13: oh good, I thought for a sec he was going to take a big bite of the package
 commentarywife: "fragrantly" disregarding?
sagegreengoat: Salt-water taffy so good, but often has milk proteins in, and I can't eat those.
 commentarywife: what is salt-water taffy for us brits?
 TehAmelie: i've seen this vid before and i'm still not sure what the theme of the parade is
 RockPusher: Bust out the gobstopper mortar
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haberley: I think it's just toffee?
 Sorator13: @TehAmelie well, I think it's Oak Bay themed?
 Sorator13: oh *that* kind of secondary
bagfullofbees: I enjoy drum solos, my high school had a really good drumline
 TehAmelie: just the town enjoying itself huh
haberley: Iirc the saltwater part of the name is just marketing
sagegreengoat: @bagfullofbees  
 TehAmelie: if my town had an us-themed parade, it would be. . .birches. that's all we've got
 RockPusher: 
 commentarywife: it makes me think of salted caramel, anywhere close?
 Sorator13: Oh. Oh dear.
warpstonewarlock: Richter...?
sagegreengoat: @TehAmelie I truly love the sound of birch leaves in the wind. Grew up loving it.
 emberBecky: taffy is chewy candy with different flavors. not caramel usually
 RockPusher: Wait a minute
 TehAmelie: it's pretty nice
 RockPusher: I wonder if that is a part of the one that Alex was posting about them putting in the water recently
 TehAmelie: town burned down once in the 1800s so they started planting birches on every possible street to contain fires, and that's it for local community identity
Adderkleet: nauty aeronaut
 Sorator13: Glad to see them wearing helmets!
 fuzzra: @commentarywife It's a pulled confection. Softer and lighter than toffee. Think Chewitts or a Wham bar. The "salt water" bit comes from being a seaside thing, I gather.
 Sorator13: Ooooh, that is a very smart handout for a summer parade
 Sorator13: as long as you can keep them from melting before distribution
 RockPusher: Hmmm, the aviation museum has more planes than anticipated 
 commentarywife: aah, wikipedia tells me that in the UK, taffy is "fruit chews" i.e. chewits, starburst, or the own-brand equivalent
 Laurence72: As a former trombone player, man, parades would have been more fun if battle royales had been a part of it
sagegreengoat: wow, this dude should be on the ballot as somebody's vice governor
 Sorator13: @Laurence72 I thought that was how you generally determined where you go in the parade order?
 Sorator13: I remember Contentious Discussions
 TehAmelie: i always thought the trombone was a formidable weapon compared to other horn instruments
hackingducks: is it louis louis, or lewey lewey, or luis luis?
 commentarywife: I couldn't tell if Kathleen + Ian could actually hear Beej and vice versa
 TehAmelie: Louie
bagfullofbees: unfortunately marching band music really doesn't translate over reccording
hackingducks: or perhaps even looie looie
 RockPusher: The band that plays in the local university graduate parade every year around here does Ghostbusters each time without fail 
 Sevinon: @commentarywife I'm pretty sure I remember they couldn't
 Laurence72: @Sorator13 If it was, they never let me know about it, let alone take part 
 Mangledpixel: sick flips
sagegreengoat: lol, their bus probably has seltzer on demand
 Sorator13: the mascot of "Glen Lion" school is not a Lion?
hackingducks: the bus I used to ride to work in silicon valley wasn't that nice.
 azninsect: yay LRR subathon!
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 Sorator13: @commentarywife I'm almost certain they cannot
 TehAmelie: yay indeed
 RockPusher: !yay
  LRRbot: Yaaaaaaaay...
 commentarywife: they edited it very well to make it seem like they could hear each other
 azninsect: flapjacks
 azninsect: this was such a great bit
warpstonewarlock: Oh no, the pipesmen are coming
HungryTanuki: That sounds ominous
 TehAmelie: that train is off the rails
sagegreengoat: I wish I had every been as cool as the host here
 Sorator13: Yknow, I'm impressed by how many different forms of transportation have featured in this parade. Definitely more than I expected.
 RockPusher: The caboose is loose!
 commentarywife: all parade routes in canada haha
sagegreengoat: *ever been
hackingducks: suplex the train!
hackingducks: wait, this isn't gdq
 commentarywife: road quest 2 T_T
 azninsect: trains: aspirational in victoria T__T
 bakerydragon: love that reaction XD
 Sorator13: 
lea xical: the Canadian tea party parades are way more peaceful than the US ones
 Sorator13: Bubbles!
 TehAmelie: imagine Road Quest with a land train abomination that trundles on at 5 mph but everyone's sitting together
 Sorator13: Ian putting the proper ach-laut on "yacht"; I appreciate that
 RockPusher: Sail a bathtub around the harbour
sagegreengoat: Right now, trying to sort out who still has kindness as their thing, as opposed to who is trying to Do Some Thing.
 azninsect: back to beej. pleeeeease back to beej
HungryTanuki: XD
 RockPusher: localised where…
 Sorator13: If you don't want problems, don't buy a boat...
 Laurence72: I've got 99 problems, but a boat ain't one?
sagegreengoat: Our host here, he so cute, I want to meet him, lol
sagegreengoat: The bald video dude I mean
 Sorator13: 
 commentarywife: @sagegreengoat Ian, you mean
 TehAmelie: that's Ian, he's very thoughtful and knowledgeable and dangerous at improv
 RockPusher: *deluxe*
sagegreengoat: And super cute, yeah
HungryTanuki: How much juju is too much juju ?
 Sevinon: @TehAmelie I believe the danger extends more generally
 Sorator13: ngl, I would hire them
 RockPusher: Utili-kilts — comfortable and practical
 HalloweenCandii: Good morning chat 
 Sevinon: (See discussion of most likely to accidentally get Paul killed)
  MrPhlip: Beej eats the whole jujube
 TehAmelie: you start one fire on a cooking show. . .
sagegreengoat: Runescape super juju potions, I still don't know how to make them. Only been playing a couple years
 RockPusher: 
 tajessa: Morning @HalloweenCandii
HungryTanuki: Pup !
 commentarywife: wooof
 Sorator13: what a good pupper!
 quton: doggo 
 josh___something: That SURELY has been made into a gif, right?
HungryTanuki: Beej asking the hard hitting questions here
 tajessa: If there ever is a Road Quest 2, I nominate that 5 seconds of Beej footage as his intro
 Sevinon: Next year... 
warpstonewarlock: Next year... the 2020...
sagegreengoat: lol, she just asked him to be a float
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hackingducks: no, don't say germs kathleen
 TheHaCoFo: that didn’t age well. 😂
 Sevinon: Well, #gif_repository exists for requests
 Laurence72: I think that was used as part of Beej's intro in the forst episode of Road Quest
 Sevinon: Terrifying requests
sagegreengoat: @TheHaCoFo Lots of us not aging well.
 Sorator13: Alas
 Sevinon: Boy is that true
 Zaghrog: Oh boy
 ExachixKitsune: but they did not see us next year
vickysaurus_mystax: Hmm, yes, next year
 commentarywife: clearly not enough children believed
gnyrinn: People planning social events for the summer of 2020. Such innocent times.
lea xical: and then the panini happend 😥
  MrPhlip: Oh, I like this one
TheOtherKT: That question mark did some heavy lifting
 TheHaCoFo: @sagegreengoat true…
 red_shoes_jeff: Hm?
sagegreengoat: 49
 commentarywife: "while avoiding the swimsuit area"
 TehAmelie: Papyrus Press, great joke
 commentarywife: this is very inside out
 Sevinon: @commentarywife very
 tajessa: why not a hopscotch date?
 RockPusher: Self-doubt perfectly cast 
 Sevinon: Graham also perfectly cast
  MrPhlip: The part of me that always wants chips is quite powerful
 RocknGrohlNerd: go Alex/Jeff go
sagegreengoat: Dude did this well, and lol, yeah, I'll go away
Mrjohnson19: is this inside out
 TheWooglie: US chips or UK chips?
 Sevinon: @sagegreengoat Feel free to stay!
 commentarywife: the original inside out was released in 2015, craazy
  MrPhlip: @thewooglie yes and
type_variable: get chips
vickysaurus_mystax: The "...we should get chips" at the end there is amazing
 TehAmelie: chaaaaaps
 commentarywife: mmmm british chips
  MrPhlip: I really should go back to starting conversations with "you're... not me, right?"
 Sorator13: I wish I had some chips
 ExachixKitsune: Cmaeon
 TheWooglie: Cmaeon?
 RocknGrohlNerd: everybody is in pockets of BIG Chips, I see
 RockPusher: Herman's Head is presumably in the LRR influences
vickysaurus_mystax: Ooh good hair colour
artacuno53: 
 commentarywife: awh cute
 bakerydragon: SO cute
 Mangledpixel: cute
 AtomicAlchemical: THE DROP
 Sevinon: hah
 ExachixKitsune: Oh a normal crapshot
vickysaurus_mystax: That's such a cute stinger
 josh___something: THE BEEJDROP
warpstonewarlock: oh
 Sorator13: oh no, it begins
 RockPusher: It. Begins.
warpstonewarlock: oh no
Eggmojii: YES
 FarleyF: the beginning
 tajessa: get ready for THE DROP
vickysaurus_mystax: Yesss the place it all started
 RAICx: The OH
 Makoforte: god the little joy there
 Makoforte: gdiujghdf
 commentarywife: the DROP!!!
 RAICx: *OG
 TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Where it all started
 Mangledpixel: dedededDOWDOWBWOWWWWWWUMMMMMM
CAKHost: 7.32 for that?!
 red_shoes_jeff:     
 RocknGrohlNerd: damn it Meej
 commentarywife: ooh the door
 Makoforte: oh an upcoming gag has been stuck in my head for weeks
 TacitusVigil: "It's ok"
bagfullofbees: oh good, we've found the running through-line for the watch-along
 TehAmelie: trebuchet rhymes with  it
 hideki101: why does Cam have a gun
 Sevinon: Perfect terrified Kathleen face
99FineLines: we should get chips
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 jae_dorian: ah the dinosaur past
 FarleyF: Hi Ben
HungryTanuki: 
 Sevinon: The next great Canadian/American author
  MrPhlip: much better than the othet door, to the dinosaur future
 RubikDarkwill: I want to believe that was an *actual* day
 FarleyF: Everytime i see Maserati i think of that sketch
 Sorator13: Ben's face 
 TehAmelie: why pith helmets?
 RocknGrohlNerd: Ben is so brave
 TehAmelie: i mean, this is for the joke, but otherwise?
 Sevinon: And perfectly segeud into 2023 CH
 Mangledpixel: TehAmelie gotta protect yourself from pith
CAKHost: Ben gets roped into things a lot doesn't he?
 Sevinon: Ooh, going recent
bagfullofbees: @CAKHost lol "roped"
HungryTanuki: Qwerpline 
 ExachixKitsune: kitty corner!
 commentarywife: this mini-series was released just before the pandini and the first cH afterwards referred to it as a fever dream
 tajessa: Beej with the Jurassic man's romance
 RockPusher: Suddenly I feel like it is time to plug the store 
 terribleplan: Oh, are we just going to listen to all of S3 in the watchalong?
Woodthorn: Good mo-afternoon people
lea xical: Imagine going into the dinosaur past to invent magic
 Sevinon: @terribleplan I have been subjected to worse
type_variable: oh this episode
 TehAmelie: no glorious deeds are. . .well, there was that time with Derek
HungryTanuki: Phukoph
CAKHost: Dog or D O G
 TheWooglie: they didn't bleep out Graham's phucko. genius
 pn55: 
 RockPusher: It's a real trouser Spront
 Sevinon: Yep, this episode
hackingducks: his trousers are not a place of honor
 RubikDarkwill: The Giganticoon!
 RocknGrohlNerd: is Giganticoon a horse?
 Sorator13: @RocknGrohlNerd Where does it rank on the ghost horse power rankings?
 TacitusVigil: oh no
 TacitusVigil: "local pilot"
 RockPusher:   
 RockPusher:     
HungryTanuki: 
 Sevinon: @HungryTanuki Perfect username
 RockPusher: 
 FarleyF:  
 ExachixKitsune:   
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 RocknGrohlNerd: @Sorator13 there is power ranking for ghost horses?   and is it Wheelers fault?
 Sorator13: @RocknGrohlNerd It's a one-off MtG PPR bit (I forget the name); it's very funny
 Sorator13: and yes, it is at least partially wheeler's fault
 Laurence72: Punt/Counterpunt, one of the recent Innistrad ones, I believe
99FineLines: @Sorator13 well you're half right
 HungryTanuki: @xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx Thank you so much for the sub, that's very kind of you 
 terribleplan: That throw was recorded before the washlet install...
 terribleplan: Right?
 Mangledpixel: Sparts
 bakerydragon: one of my favourite lines
 bakerydragon: "it's a surprise Alex. That's why it's a threat"
 azninsect: oh no salome
 RocknGrohlNerd: @Sorator13 oh I need to find this, go scryfall go, time to find ghost horses populated sets, and thank look throught ppr,... I´m thinking Innistrad
 HungryTanuki: Derek !
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 Austere_Squire: Morning, all
 azninsect: derek.
 RockPusher: thicc
 azninsect: thicc ones
 ExachixKitsune: hypotenuse 
 Sorator13: @RocknGrohlNerd found it! Innistrad Midnight Hunt Punt/Counterpunt, starts at about 6:30
 Sorator13: https://youtu.be/VDJblXgALns?list=PLzRiDUMuwrldl3Dj-JzMEAz4rbubgyzan&t=390
warpstonewarlock: This sound always makes me laugh
petermathews007: can I find this on youtube
 RocknGrohlNerd: @Sorator13 oh heck yeah, thank you so much I´m watching it right now
 josh___something: oh no...
 josh___something: this one...
 Laurence72: @petermathews007 If you mean QWRPLine, yes, all of all 3 seasons is on YouTube
 bakerydragon: Beej the Eldritch continues
 commentarywife: yup I can do it
 NekomimiNinja: quaso~
petermathews007: @Laurence72 thanks
  MrPhlip: @petermathews007 yep! If you mean the stream, then it's being streamed there too, if you meant the content, then that was qwerpline, you should be able to search for it on YT
 ExachixKitsune: sure
warpstonewarlock: Treej!
 tajessa: oh Christmas Treej
Snowcookies: merry christmas
Desruprot: qwerpline is great
 Sorator13: @RocknGrohlNerd It may not quite be what you expect, but that's the beauty of it 
 DanTheMediocre: 
 commentarywife: it IS july!
99FineLines: hey! it is july!
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: TURKEY
 FarleyF: HAM
 Laurence72: HAM!!
 RubikDarkwill: TREEJ!
 Sorator13: shut up treej
warpstonewarlock: Fruitcake is great
 red_shoes_jeff: T U R K E Y ! ! !
 DanTheMediocre: 
 RockPusher: 
 Laurence72: NOG!
 HungryTanuki: 
 raulghoulia: gaspar, melchior and balthasar
wouter215: Ah Sinterklaas...
 Laurence72: I love that for that, Cam just sat down and improved for several minutes
 TehAmelie: they covered this on Qi, the Bible doesn't give a number of wise men
 commentarywife: father christmas!
 ExachixKitsune: I always assumed Melchior was a bad guy from middle earth
 RockPusher:   
 Makoforte: I think you mean Gash, Bash and Mash, the three wise men of Zeal
 Makoforte: (Chrono Trigger why...)
 red_shoes_jeff: TURKEY!
 HungryTanuki: HAM
darkora: TURKEY
bagfullofbees: HAM
 tajessa: 
Amentur:  Turkey!
 red_shoes_jeff: t u r k e y . . .
 Laurence72: shhhhhhh sh sh sh turkey
 TehAmelie: we can have a little christmas in July
 TehAmelie: keep it cool
 josh___something: cam no
 red_shoes_jeff: 
 FarleyF: i would play Shot Shots Shots
 red_shoes_jeff:  
Cuzup: The Open Mike is one of the best jokes this season
 RocknGrohlNerd: @Sorator13 it is very good, so good. I had some memory about phantom steed (and morkrut and dreadhound) from that ppr, and punt/counterpunt is always a treat   in conclusion giganticoon get power ranking of 5
bagfullofbees: I once had a great conversation with a cousin about how santa must employ some sort of artificial religion to keep the elves at the north pole and making toys
Snowcookies: oooh thid onr
 Sorator13: @RocknGrohlNerd Seems accurate!
 Mangledpixel: oh wow, Running Start
Snowcookies: this one
 TehAmelie: unexpected!
 josh___something: Awwww... right, Running start
 Ard_Rhys: I forgot this existed
 Sorator13: Oh hey, another LRR product that I did not know existed
 josh___something: man...
 Psychic_Ketchup: I really liked running start
 josh___something: I also liked runnning start
 FarleyF: watching segments like this make me wish we could take some things off Graham/Paul so they could do more of this
 RockPusher: So when they get around to new ones… Runskippable?
 RockPusher: 
wildpeaks: nice Helvetica shirt
 TehAmelie: a weird amount of games overlapped with Watch + Play
 RocknGrohlNerd: @Sorator13 thank you for going on this journey with me 
 richard_ermen: Man, I want more Running Start.
 Sorator13: @RocknGrohlNerd Oh absolutely; I enjoyed it!!
 richard_ermen: The Dante's Inferno Lets Play was very enjoyable =)
 forcedreject: I miss gplp
 FarleyF: rumour is there might be more unskippable coming up - new ones
wildpeaks: GPLP was fun
 TehAmelie: and there is a little GPLP stream scheduled soon. . .
 TehAmelie: tomorrow or something? timezones get confusing
 forcedreject: Neat, hopefully I can catch it live
 Sorator13: Isn't this unnecessarily expensive?
 Austere_Squire: you can never have enough narrators
 ExachixKitsune: massive narrator budget, but they were only allowed to spend a small amount of money on each actor
 Sorator13: switching narrators like this, I mean
 tajessa: You get a narrator! and YOU get a narrator!
 FarleyF: Friday 1AM-4AM in Mad Max Land
Genie_M: Interesting timing: in 1099 Jerusalem was taken by the crusaders on July 15 - almost
 Austere_Squire: the framing of the characters beside each other gave me visceral Dragon Age: Origins flashbacks for some reason
EmmaPartlow: DA: Origins is actually good though.
wildpeaks: so we have 5 narrators because P & G are also narrating
 TehAmelie: is 3 different narrators better or worse than The Ultimate Warrior's comic book where the title character has two different simultaneous narrations?
 Austere_Squire: @EmmaPartlow come on, you don't think this will be good with its many narrators?
 FarleyF: this reminds me of the Press X to Pump Dog
 bakerydragon: @TehAmelie wait what? Really? How??
NotSoLuckyLydia: i think this game WAS press x to pump dog
 RockPusher: !findquote pump
  LRRbot: Quote #2958: "I don't wanna pump a dog! Oh no! OH WHY?! Why am I pumping dogs...?" —Alex [2016-07-13]
  MrPhlip: @farleyf was that this game? Or a different, indistinguishable game?
 TehAmelie: oh, you have to believe it to see it
 FarleyF: @MrPhlip i cant remember but i do remember it had Alex in it so W+P
 RockPusher: wait… maybe the dogs was this?
wildpeaks: could be an older Let's Nope too
 TehAmelie: this is it
 TehAmelie: i recall Running Start had a funny amount of overlap with W+P that kept surprising Graham. well, maybe twice
Blasteg: is the narrating from 2017 or 2024?
 commentarywife: narrating is 2017
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 TehAmelie: this is all prerecorded shows for, uh, 2 or 3 hours more
 TacitusVigil: Ransoming people is like 50% of the crusades
warpstonewarlock: and sacking Rome
 TacitusVigil: Constantinople
 Mangledpixel: Holy Grail, Batman!
 TacitusVigil: Did they sack Rome too?
 commentarywife: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time:  4:06 AM
 kimmiekoneko: graham in his garruk beard era, i see
99FineLines: I see why this series was short lived, G and P are having to work real hard to get anything out of this.
 richard_ermen: Also stupid attacks in the sand and numerous people dying of heat and no water
 TacitusVigil: I mean, after the first one. Can we have a second sacking?
warpstonewarlock: my bad, the sack of Rome happened during the Italian Wars
 RockPusher: None pizza, left toughness
  MrPhlip: None templar with left toughness
 Austere_Squire: i feel like mapping "revive" and "coup de grace" to the same button is a bold move
 TehAmelie: i like tough butts♫
  MrPhlip: High five, rockpusher
 RockPusher: 
 Austere_Squire: why are the subtitles in the middle?
 OmnipotentTrevor: Ah the famous man from Iberlan, "Guy from Iberlan"
 TehAmelie: an Iberianian?
 TacitusVigil: So somehow Assassin's Creed is more historically accurate than this, right?
wildpeaks: shocking isn't it
 Simonark: The Grail? Why not at least use a believable plot, like the lost tomb of Prester John?
 RandomTrivia: Hi friends! 
 TacitusVigil: Hello RandomTrivia
 Austere_Squire: oh that hair and face
 Simonark: This man has three simultaneous accent.
 tajessa: Hey RandomTrivia!
 TehAmelie: that haircut must have taken a miracle
wildpeaks: the chicken and egg problem
 McArgh: 100
 TacitusVigil: It is absolutely a protection racket.
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HoloTheWiseWolf_: wow a classic
wildpeaks: easy, just send Karlach to rescue them
 RockPusher:    
 spicyFerret_: 
wildpeaks: 
 RockPusher: 
 TehAmelie: "the door was open, did you try pulling?"
 spicyFerret_: Jump around!
wildpeaks: mood lighting
 bakerydragon: the string music in the background seems like it really clashes with the "house hurning around you"
 ExachixKitsune:  
 RandomTrivia: Well you know what they say: "give a man a blanket and he will keep warm for the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life"
 Austere_Squire: i just realized, that dude sure does have a video game sword
 TehAmelie: wow, even i recognized that wilhelm and i hardly even notice if people point it out
 spicyFerret_: @exachixkitsune you. I see you.
 Austere_Squire: parkour
 RandomTrivia: Putting the vault into deus vault
 ExachixKitsune: @spicyFerret_ 
 spicyFerret_:  
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 Simonark: Ironically, the one thing this sword would have been good for is maybe breaking down the door, and instead they kicked that down.
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 ExachixKitsune: @spicyFerret_ there's a small number of crossover, but there's a nonzero number of fans of both :3
 kimmiekoneko: some-
 RandomTrivia: The sassy stare into camera 
 TehAmelie: i object to the templar having "zeal" as a mechanic. the zealots was Jewish independence movement under the Romans. . .
 commentarywife: the butchers had a shi....p
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 Simonark: They didn't make a "Nobody Expects the Dominican Inquisition" joke, and that's because they're professionals, with standards.
 Austere_Squire: that jump scared me
 spicyFerret_: @exachixkitsune the only other i know offhand is offbeatwitch cause i occasionally "wait you seem familiar"-check their discord profile lmao
 RockPusher: Deploy the cow tools!
 tajessa: I used to be an adventurer...
 RockPusher: there they are
haberley: oh god i forgot Pump
 TehAmelie: to be fair  it would be hilarious if Gary Larson made a cartoon making fun of LRR
 josh___something: PAUL NO
Genie_M: Here we are
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 ExachixKitsune: @spicyFerret_ that's the other name I have offhand, but I feel like there's a couple of others
 FarleyF: damn it was this one
 RandomTrivia: 
 Austere_Squire: he's killed graham
 red_shoes_jeff:     
 josh___something: do NOT pump the dogs
 FarleyF: i got mixed up on my people
type_variable: time to pillage
  MrPhlip: @farleyf no, you were right, they played this on W+P too
 FarleyF: @MrPhlip ah danke for that
 Austere_Squire: that dude needs to sleep or something
 Simonark: That guy on the right may be a complex villager.
 TheWriterAleph: no one expects the-!
 spicyFerret_: Everyone expects the outquisition
6vh_: 
 RandomTrivia: UM
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 red_shoes_jeff: 
 RandomTrivia: You entered the forest king and were immediately told your sword is useless - so rude
 TehAmelie: isn't the opposite of the inquistion the incuriousition
 bakerydragon: Mr Beast is in the game!?
 HbombAndFriends: Keep on Roland Roland Roland Roland Roland
 forcedreject: "Hello Mr Beast, we're here to disprove your existence" has a WAY different context nowdays
 bakerydragon: 
 TheWriterAleph: 'E's a witch!
 TehAmelie: we're incurious, we do not inquire
 Level_8_Mudcrab: Evening chat. Goodness, I'd completely forgotten this series.
 TehAmelie: the inflammable incuriousition
 spicyFerret_: I know not of this content
 TheWriterAleph: heyyy yoooou guyyyys
 spicyFerret_: @tehamelie so its flammable?
 kimmiekoneko: pump him! pump him!
 TehAmelie: unless it's the other kind of inflammable
 TehAmelie: it's uncertain, but we don't try to find out
 spicyFerret_: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 Creideiki_SE: Good lunchtime, European chat. This is an interesting segment to have on in the background. I have no memory of this stream.
 Creideiki_SE: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time:  4:25 AM
 TehAmelie: what is that turtle shell on is neck supposed to do? no one can stab that high
haberley: @Creideiki_SE wasn't a stream, that's why 
 Mangledpixel: Creideiki_SE this was a YouTube series
Genie_M: Hello from heatstroke Europe
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 tajessa: so deep.
 kimmiekoneko: did you just kill andre the giant
 TehAmelie: give it a few more crusades in the oven
TurboSus1ik: 
 Creideiki_SE: Huh. "A new show where we look at the beginning minutes of video games". 11 episodes. We live and learn.
 Creideiki_SE: Or, as it may be, watch and play.
 josh___something: ph...phrasing?
 tajessa: oh heck yes, this is one of my favourites
 TehAmelie: the third kind of -quisition
 jae_dorian: my absolute faves
 Sorator13: 
 RubikDarkwill: BEEJ!
 TheWriterAleph: "ugh."
 leggettor: one of the many LRR golden ages
 wasterweiss: i dont believe that this is james
 spicyFerret_:  theyre worthless!
 Creideiki_SE: I may or may not have used "The colours make things happen" professionally.
brynnjacka: the colours do make things happen
 Sylenctone: so young
 TehAmelie: that time Paul loaded every meme into Beej's brain and broke him for several episodes. the 10s was aa weird time
Genie_M: I have a few people I know who can't relax unless clean house
 spicyFerret_: Perfectly Normal Kathleen.
 Creideiki_SE: Is there a Loading Time showing how they kept the cats out of the ball of yarn?
 TehAmelie: sounds familiar
Genie_M: Moonshiners
 plaidanddrpepper: I forgot that door opens.
 josh___something: Cam... no
 baltimore_667083: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: aftermarket beards
 TehAmelie: Kathleen, inventor of the game Scorn
 spicyFerret_: S C O R N
 RandomTrivia: 
haberley: hell yes
 spicyFerret_: Wait this was in '22?
 ExachixKitsune: such a good crapshot
 spicyFerret_: Hell
 RandomTrivia: This is such a stupid sketch, it's amazing
 TehAmelie: i don't remember it
Woodthorn: This one's so good :D
 MrQBear: Oh yes, TERROR MATT.
 RocknGrohlNerd: Nelly go
 josh___something: The fuckin PLAID suit matt
 Mogg01: omg, cori
 Sorator13: The facial expressions are so good
 Vindexrix: Coris face gets me everytime
 Sorator13: but Cori steals the show for me
 RandomTrivia: All the expressions are fantastic
NotSoLuckyLydia: this is an absolute tippy top tier sketch
 ExachixKitsune: a masterpiece
 RandomTrivia: YESSSSSS
the_phantom_game_player: Nelly looks so happy in the last shot
 spicyFerret_: MY FAVE
  MrPhlip: ah yes, suspicious dongs
Therberus: I just have to know, did they Baywatch that or did they film it in normal speed?
 Mogg01: TARP BUDGET!
 tajessa: the tarp budget!
fonk: I really enjoy this streams because I thought I'd watched all the sketches and I totally haven't
 RandomTrivia: Chat, you will now never unsee this title as *doings* like a spring
 NorthstarTex: tarp budget!
 PMAvers: Tarp budget!
 RandomTrivia: Also yeah, this episode is the source of several iconic LRR quotes
 Sorator13: was this the origination of the tarp budget?
 ExachixKitsune: thanks RandomTrivia
 ExachixKitsune: I love this one
 josh___something: Oh this is the technically correct, and deeply upsetting cHustle?
fonk: origin of the tarp budget!
 RandomTrivia: @josh___something Yep
 TriChronos: Oh! This has one of the favorite lines in LRR history!
 spicyFerret_: Yez!
 TehAmelie: a shotgun? we can do that. but tarps. . .
 FarleyF: i love the tarp budget has become a long standing meme
  MrPhlip: @sorator13 yep! back when it actually involved a tarp
 lesbianpunkpyromancer22: oh hell yeah just in time, this is one of my favorites
 Sorator13: see, I feel like if LRR were to guess which parts of this one would become running memes, they would've had Mount Garbage high on the list
 RocknGrohlNerd: best king of correct
 FarleyF: Paul if you get any cookies DO NOT EAT THEM
 Jillexie: This is why Heather was #1 for killing Paul
 FarleyF: We know thanks to that
 RocknGrohlNerd: @Jillexie I was just typing that , thank you
Isaac Myers: trash cartouche
 spicyFerret_: Give me back my phone and hand.
 RandomTrivia: "Yes, THAT'S what makes twitter awful"
 TacitusVigil: You really *don't * have to apologize to Belarus.
 TehAmelie: harsh burn on twitter
 RandomTrivia: "By itself?"
bagfullofbees: my favorite bit
 RandomTrivia: What a god damn masterpiece of a script
 ExachixKitsune: "no I have to talk into it"
 NovaTiempo: by i8tself is amazing
 TriChronos: That's the line!
haberley: that is one of their best exchanges, hands down
bagfullofbees: nice dutch angle
 plaidanddrpepper: so good
 ExachixKitsune: this is such a good episode
Ad_Vurt: That's such a Fry and Laurie joke
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Woodthorn: Good joke
 MrQBear: I love that type of humor.
kalaszar: what the fuck is this?
 RandomTrivia: This is The Home Show of CHustle episodes
Snowcookies: Fave episode
 TacitusVigil: Darn Fart-o-Naut jerks. Our mortal enemies.
 Sorator13: "my specimens!"
type_variable: serge boomb shot lmao
 tajessa: Old Man Horner!
 TacitusVigil: That transition. 
 RandomTrivia: @kalaszar CommodoreHustle is a sketch show where the LRR crew play caricature versions of themselves
Luna: i quite enjoy this episode
 RandomTrivia: Love the pan across featuring camera and boom 
 ExachixKitsune: we are currently overnight on the subathon, and rewatching old LRR bits between livestreams
 tajessa: the chores on the chore wheel are coloured! the colours really do make things happen!
 RocknGrohlNerd: bad puns4life
 UltraVioletVodoo: love that one of the chores is Hire a Janitor
 Sorator13: @UltraVioletVodoo yesss
 RockPusher: 
 baltimore_667083: 
 FarleyF: now see THATS alex
 Chronomagistrate: Now I want oatmeal raisin cookies
 Species5618Beta: This is probably my second favourite cH, after Coffee Time
 commentarywife: fair fair
 commentarywife: ooh a gvlog
 RockPusher: GVlog 
 raulghoulia: aww no foot pan
 NovaTiempo: ohno, sick?
 RandomTrivia: Yeah, Coffee Time and Suspicious Doings are surely the top 2 CHustle episodes
 ExachixKitsune: Ah, when G got normal garden variety con crud, rather than spicy crud like covid or norovirus
Saltzmanx:    
Therberus: Ah 2017... Simpler times
 TriChronos: Oh! Yeah, Coffee Time is also my favorite as well
 sirpythias: baby adam!
 josh___something: Baby adam!
 NorthstarTex: baby adam!
Therberus: I hadn't even started my PhD back in Feb 2017... 😮
 raulghoulia: what a large baby
 FarleyF: wow Baby Adam
 RandomTrivia: Put the two vlogs next to each other and you can see the Stark contrast 
 Sorator13: @RandomTrivia oh, that was a good one
type_variable: the contrast is stark
Therberus: @randomtrivia boooo
 tajessa: @RandomTrivia oh my god 
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 wasterweiss: <message deleted>adam looks divorced
 bakerydragon: bonus TQ cameo
Cunobelenos: Baby Adam, a TQ,
Saltzmanx: 
Cunobelenos: blast from the past
 RandomTrivia: What a very Ian thing to do 
Chefryto90: This is the reason im dating someone shorter tham me: ¡seat chaninging in airplanes!
 RockPusher: 
 GhostValv: pour one out to PAX South 
 spicyFerret_: This is the year before the year of F[E]rret
Dandelion V: Good morning folk.
bagfullofbees: that's not south america Ian
 Sorator13: "holy crap, no wonder I'm hungry" relatable
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Metric_Furlong: @bagfullofbees he's Canadian, everywhere else in America is south to him 
 RockPusher: HoW HungRy aRe yOU GraHAm!?
Blasteg: Adam sounds the same!
 josh___something: look at how cute young adam is
 RandomTrivia: Rip in pieces
 HbombAndFriends: RIP  
 RocknGrohlNerd: young Adam
 RockPusher:  
 Sorator13: why... why does Ian have a bell?
 vinopinguino: They both look so different
 HbombAndFriends: @sorator13 Late Night Dub Fight
 Sorator13: ahhh
 ExachixKitsune: Sorator13 : Real answer; Late Night Dub Fight. Fake Answer: he can summon one out of thin air like hammerspace
 RockPusher: Sorator13 fun answer: because Ian, real answer: used for Late Night Dub Fight
Therberus: Ah yes north American vencie
 RockPusher: hahahaha
 RockPusher: ExachixKitsune 
 HbombAndFriends: The riverwalk is pretty cool.
 Sorator13: 
Carlioo41: listening in while at work and that gong got me lol
DEATHlikescats: 2017 wasn’t that long ago but I swear everyone looks so different now
 Sorator13: @DEATHlikescats It was a fair while ago
 HbombAndFriends: I went to PAX South in 2016. SA is a neat place.
 Austere_Squire: 7 years will do that to ya
 Ritaspirithntr: 7 years and a pandemic will do that to a person.
Therberus: @deathlikescats 7 years is a LONG time tbh
Blasteg: the upside becomes downside when you need to walk all the way back after the con
 Austere_Squire: oh my god, did the switch not exist in 2017
JDMan94: Came out March 2017
 Ritaspirithntr: ^
DEATHlikescats: @sorator13 isn’t it a thing that by the end of 7 years we have replaced all of our bodies cells?
 RockPusher: 
Mechsican: I bought my switch... at my job... at Toys R uS
Mechsican: my soul
 Sorator13: @Mechsican oh dear
Saltzmanx:  
 HbombAndFriends: Yeah. It came out shortly before PAX East, so this was the only PAX where Switch was shown off pre-launch
DEATHlikescats: truly 7 years IS longer ago than my time addled brain was thinking
 Sorator13: @DEATHlikescats I feel like that's probably a myth, but I don't know enough about it to be sure
Harukurochan: Oh wow, pre-release Switch footage!
 IAmUthwe: i use my switch mostly to play spider solitaire in the 50 classic games game
jackhectic: WOOOO LRR
jackhectic: I miss those guys
jackhectic: whats going on now
  MrPhlip: Like Ian, I am still desperately waiting for Rhythm Heaven Switch Edition
TeacherSeanTV: Still no Rhythm Heaven on Switch 
Blasteg: intermission
DEATHlikescats: @sorator13 it’s succinct enough that it reads as myth
 wench_tacular: famous youtuber!
 RandomTrivia: @jackhectic We're watching old videos in the overnight portion of this subathon
 RubikDarkwill: Irresponsible Beers!
 RandomTrivia: Phlip can you help pls
 RockPusher:  
Blasteg: @jackhectic sleep break between live segments
 Austere_Squire: hahahah, i hadn't realized james had a youtube alike
jackhectic: nice, nice. do they do livestreams now on this site???
 HbombAndFriends: That’s a pretty good food court there
 RandomTrivia: !subathon
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 vinopinguino: Beer special!
jackhectic: I only just found them again now
Isaac Myers: I miss the both joysticks on top of the wiiu pro controller
 RandomTrivia: Oh hey, that's not mod-only any more 
 Sorator13: @jackhectic They have for many years, yes! And they're doing them all week, aside from the nightly watch-alongs
 RockPusher:  
 lesbianpunkpyromancer22: @jackhectic several streams a day
jackhectic: coooooool
 Sorator13: One will begin in about an hour from now
 ExachixKitsune: Yep jackhectic : they stream and do lots of stuff! you can see their streaming schedule at loadingreadyrun.com/live
jackhectic: glad i found em!
 sirpythias: hey i also just got a job!
myknorman: I would think it's 50% off if i paid $12 for a beer now
 Sorator13: welcome back @jackhectic !
jackhectic: yayyyyyy!!!!!!
 forcedreject: 12 bucks....oh boy was 2017 a different time
  MrPhlip: @jackhectic yep! They've been streaming for about 10 years now, it's a good time. They're doing a subathon right now, but there's also a bunch of regular weekly shows they do.
 leggettor: big adam fan
Harukurochan: I hope the Switch successor has bigger controllers by default
DEATHlikescats: congratulations @sirpythias !
 RandomTrivia: Also, and most importantly jackhectic
 RandomTrivia: !fnquestion
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 RockPusher: Jason!!!!
 RandomTrivia: Ja-SON!
 Sorator13: Jason!
 wench_tacular: welcome to Tautology club
  MrPhlip: Budget ring light
 Austere_Squire: blind the graham
 vinopinguino: Meet me at "the bar"
 Wolfstrike_NL: G's Lit af
bagfullofbees: is this that time they saw James Elsworth at margaritaville?
 RandomTrivia: 
 Austere_Squire: steroidal OJ vape
 wench_tacular: ewwww
 RandomTrivia: 
 TheWriterAleph: 
Harukurochan: The beacons have been lit!
 Sorator13: Gross!
 RandomTrivia: !quote 7000
  LRRbot: Quote #7000: "Ian, never stop being Ian." —Kathleen [2020-06-17]
 wench_tacular: chat did not like that
  MrPhlip: it's where they store t-buck
 RandomTrivia: That's where the West Country Doctor lives
 Mangledpixel: Tracement
 groulux: Tunnel?
 NovaTiempo: Tunnel?
type_variable: subTerrainean
 FarleyF: probably a good time to mention that most members stream from home as well
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 FarleyF: !home
 leggettor: this is when they all sing glorius
Snowcookies: remember when NXT was ?
 Sorator13: Mikey!
 sirpythias: @DEATHlikescats Thanks! 4 months unemployed and finally landed one!
cog1to: somewhere around february 21, 2017, I guess
drawnbinary: oh hey vlambeer
 virre_: 2017 was sure a ... different place on the time space continium
DEATHlikescats: @sirpythias holy!! nothing like finally having steady income again!
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 MrGibberish: Rami! great guy
 leggettor: Consequences creed?
 loufghyslaufey: @sirpythias Only four? Gosh I wish for that chance.
type_variable: is this the pax where they met the new day?
ThatOverkillGuy subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 7 months!
ThatOverkillGuy:  MUCH LOVE
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drawnbinary: i miss the albert heijn stroopwafels. i got stroopwafel spread last time i went and it went hard on saltines
 sirpythias: @DEATHlikescats Oh yeah, out-of-the-blue layoff and i've never dealt with unemployment so very thankful to find something. 
 Austere_Squire: cosplayers are amazing
 leggettor: fallouts back again\
 electra310: Good morning everybody!
 RandomTrivia: The amount of work put into *weathering* armour to make it look realistic is incredible
 Sorator13: Oh dear
 RandomTrivia: 
princess_intell: Gondor calls for aid?
Furyfire: What. Videos? Not liveeee!? (I kid, good morning!)
 Wolfstrike_NL: ~1 more hour of watchalong
 Wolfstrike_NL: and good morning
 Fancy_frenchman: welcome to an episode of car talk
Snowcookies: NXT!
 TehAmelie: Americans, claiming they're better at something than the Canadians? sounds fake
 vinopinguino: NXT!
 leggettor: glorious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 TheWriterAleph: we're here??
Furyfire: I mean, we've been better at Hockey the last few years 
 RandomTrivia: He said the thing! 
 Austere_Squire: oh, adam sounded so happy
 FarleyF: I always love how excited Adam can get
 Dragoknight101: !subathon
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 vinopinguino: Shinsukes theme is such a banger
Furyfire: Back when Bobby and Shinsuke were still popular
 loufghyslaufey: Daft One of Punks? Get out!
 FarleyF: one of my favourite clips is when Adam and Ben reunite after the covid times. Adams just pure joy
 red_shoes_jeff: Daft Singular Punk
 ThatOverkillGuy: ah yes, the days before covid, it was a peaceful time
 virre_: Even at that point, that thing Ian said can't have been true
 Austere_Squire: @FarleyF oh, i might have to find that clip
 Fancy_frenchman: I love the gang just being their dumb selves is such a joy
 Fancy_frenchman: @farleyf I literally cried watching that the first time
DEATHlikescats: @fancy_frenchman just like hanging out with your friends and being goofs. these guys just have a great adventure together:)
Therberus: Sidewalk slam on a literral sidewalk
 FarleyF: @austere_squire if it helps it's in the year review for 2023
 wench_tacular: Ian always with the solutions
 Austere_Squire: @FarleyF i will extremely be watching that later, thank ye 
 TehAmelie: i want energon cubes
Isaac Myers: thingan horner
 TehAmelie: strictly better bachelor chow
 Sorator13: 
DEATHlikescats: good news everyone!
 TheWooglie: weirdly I watched early transformers and they just filled energon cubes up with oil
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 JoanneG110: What would cap time be
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 Furyfire: Never subbed here before - Lets go!
 Sorator13: @Furyfire welcome!!
 TehAmelie: 
DEATHlikescats: eyyyyy! welcome @furyfire to the subathon!
 MrGibberish: woo! welcome!
 Furyfire: \o/
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 red_shoes_jeff: One of us! One of us! ONE OF US!
 ExachixKitsune: Welcome Furyfire!
Christopher Peterson: Hello Cleveland!
 Furyfire: I mean, I mostly lurk/watch/desert bus
 Furyfire: But figured I might as well sub 
 Sorator13: shoutout to the stage tech folks; they're wonderful
 ExachixKitsune: @JoanneG110 : It will end Saturday daytime, don't know exactly time but it's still a bunch of days
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 TehAmelie: https://i.imgur.com/rj6TBzL.png let the ritual of welcoming begin! okay we don't actually have one
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 RandomTrivia: Smashed it
 DEATHlikescats: eyyyyy! to the annon gifter, thanks for supporting a great channel/group of nerds
 JoanneG110: Yeah so 144 hours or now like 132 would be capped time
 vinopinguino: Aw skippy Adam
 TehAmelie: remember the Alamodome
 Furyfire: More wrasslin
 Ritaspirithntr: skip-happy Adam is best Adam!!
 tajessa: we're heeeeere!
 Furyfire: lul
 virre_: Oh auch
135matty: Young LLR oh god, James with no beard and just a young looking Adam is so odd to see
 virre_: 2017 def where a different place
 Furyfire: 
 RockPusher:  
 Sorator13: 🙈
 electra310: So many adventures, lol
 Catcard: noooooooooo
 DEATHlikescats: duckolding?
  MrPhlip: instinctively went to ping duckace
 Mangledpixel: something something subscribe OnlyQuacks
 Simonark: That’s the kind of hero Ian is.
 electra310: Ian taking six for the team
 DEATHlikescats: Fowl-erers
 Catcard: blessed Dayquil
 Austere_Squire: adam so content
Luna: ian taking one for the team
Involume: Wow, being sick in public was way different in 2017
 SK__Ren: Deeply mediocre muffin is a mood
 Jillexie: Pax Pox
 electra310: That
 RockPusher:  
 electra310: That is such a specific troll
 Sorator13: 
 Furyfire: 
 Simonark: There is something about an airport that is horribly sobering.
 HbombAndFriends: Stone Cold Steve Sober
type_variable: @Simonark nothing makes people contemplate mortality like a queue
itmightbemikey: Airports are the ultimate liminal space
Genie_M: Before people learned to mask at cons
 Sorator13: Yep, I hate when that happens
NotSoLuckyLydia: Every time I've had to spend a night at an airport I've felt like I've aged three years.
 protojman: how many times have you had to?
 TheWriterAleph: walking moveside
 Sorator13: @Genie_M Along with yelling/singing/etc. so much that you lose your voice and then doing it again the next day, yeah 
bagfullofbees: the walkwalk]
 ThatOverkillGuy: i know these are gvlogs, but why not call them GLOGS
NotSoLuckyLydia: Four times. I'm twelve years older than I'm supposed to be!
 TehAmelie: a public space where no one wants to be, everyone's only on the way somewhere else. except the workers who probably don't especially want to be there either
 protojman: feel that. I did it once and I didn't have to but uh, i think it was easier in a way
tyrew0rm: GIBB
 Sorator13: Gibb!
 public_key_reveal_party: 
 electra310: Hi Gibb!
NotSoLuckyLydia: turns out I'm lucky at getting tickets on way overbooked flights lol
 red_shoes_jeff: 
 RandomTrivia: Gibb!
 RandomTrivia: 
 DEATHlikescats: asuUUUUmed
 Simonark: @tehamelie And even the food is all a cruel parody of better food you could get elsewhere
 RandomTrivia: Wait, is this the pyjama party one?
luke_warme: Gibb!
 Chronomagistrate:  
 Sorator13: @RandomTrivia No; that was a different thing
 Furyfire: Breath of the Child 
 DEATHlikescats: ha
 Sorator13: though it's possible folks will be wearing some PJs here too
  MrPhlip: Oh, so this is where "breadth of a child" came from
 TheWriterAleph: 
  MrPhlip: I knew I got that from somewhere
 ThatOverkillGuy: i love me some nipple clips
VectorZero: This cannot be 7 years old …
 Sorator13: what was nipple clips referring to?
NotSoLuckyLydia: snipperclips I think?
kusinohki: Snipper clips?
JDMan94: Yes
 Sorator13: Ahh
 RandomTrivia: I really love the use of Gibb as an interviewer
 DEATHlikescats: awww cute
 virre_: Kids are strange
Dandelion V: 7 years, 4 months, 13 days.
 RandomTrivia: I also love that these kids committed all the way
 MrQBear: children can be delightful, and strange. they are many things
 DahudLefthanded: These kids have a great stage presence
M4RKNUTT: What good sports
 DahudLefthanded: Immediate and complete commitment to the bit
 Mangledpixel: born performers
 SageofShadowzF: This so cute
 DEATHlikescats: love how game they were
 RandomTrivia: That's a cool headpieece
 Sorator13: Sometimes I forget how good a puppeteer Graham is; I genuinely forget that there's a person "piloting" Gibb
Blasteg: I wonder if these kids are watching LRR now
Luna: i feel old suddenly
Isaac Myers: ugh, time flies
 RockPusher: Indeed, Graham is just low-key an excellent puppeteer
 DahudLefthanded: @blasteg I kinda hope they never found out about LRR, and Gibb was just a Thing That Happened
 Sorator13: I remember a crapshot where someone (I think Kathleen? in the sweater one?) else was piloting Gibb and G gave surprisingly insightful puppet advice, and did so very casually
 Sorator13: but it kinda blew my mind
 TehAmelie: the puppets do make up like 50% of the moonbase workforce by hours (or more since they're there around the clock)
 Sorator13: *crapshoot
 leggettor: NO!
 virre_: There was a racing game?
the_phantom_game_player: I love Gibb
Genie_M: The other games nobody remembered
Hazel Oakley: What a bunch of nerds ❤
LeeshaJoy: I mean, I bought a Switch as a $300 Animal Crossing machine, so
 DahudLefthanded: I feel sorry for the 1-2 Switch kid
 Catcard: kid's got gumption
 definenull: that kid is so brave
 azninsect: they do exist
 TheWooglie: I have never played a Zelda
 TehAmelie: i only ever played Link to the Past a lot
Snowcookies: I've only played Zelda via totally legal means
 Sorator13: I have briefly played a Zelda but it didn't really capture my interest
 definenull: lmao
 RandomTrivia: 
Hazel Oakley: Where are those kids now?
Luna: still playing 1 2 switch to this day
 RockPusher: \  /
 TheWriterAleph: 
 virre_: Random dumpster diver
 azninsect: incredible
 RandomTrivia: I'm also never sure if any of these people are plants 
 protojman: i love how into it everyone is
 HbombAndFriends: Yeah, the launch was slow. I’m not a 3D Zelda fan, so I got Bomberman & Puyo Puyo Tetris
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KingKool2099: Cheese out of a dumpster is a mood?
 electra310: Someone give Gibb a hat!
 TehAmelie: how could LRR have plants when everyone they know gets roped into videos
 Sorator13: also I love that G is *exactly* the kind of person who would see a midnight video game console release and think "I should go there with a puppet and interview people"
 azninsect: dedicated
Harukurochan: Gibb!
Luna: truly a sad day
Luna: but did they get one each in the end
 Makoforte: When we did midnight launches out here, you had to preorder to even be AT a midnight launch (back in the Wiis)
 Makoforte: Wii days
 forcedreject: When everyone has the same back plan...
 electra310: I do feel like we know everyone that LRR knows
 Catcard: god bless
 Sorator13: aww, good mom
bloodwzrd: they look like bro an sis
Luna: that mum and kid are wholesome as hell
Harukurochan: Cool mom right there
Hazel Oakley: Love them
 baltimore_667083: oh hi gibb
 definenull: narrator voice
 Sorator13: oh no gibb is getting into the hard-hitting questions
 TheWriterAleph: lol gottem
 forcedreject: Gibb this isn't checkpoint
  TXC2: Hello everybody
Luna: turns out we had to pay for base online and extra even more after
Luna: :)
Luna: sweet innocent person
  MrPhlip: need to go hit up the cheese dumpster
  TXC2: oh hey Gibb
 virre_: Vertical chairs?
 Sorator13: Not having a car has markedly *not* stopped a number of people from using the drive-thru, in my experience
 fhorrigan: The Switch midnight launch was 7 years ago
 Sorator13: rehoy txc2!
 fhorrigan: turns to dust
  TXC2: hello Sorator13
 TehAmelie: i remember WoW's midnight release where the LGS would only serve preorders, but i just went there and bought it anyway. hooray for midnight walks
Harukurochan: Oh yeah, the Switch was pretty secretive when it launched, huh?
Isaac Myers: anti-puppet racism
Luna: pretty yh
Hazel Oakley: Apparently it took me 7 years and a pulled ham string to buy one
Luna: oh god pokemon gold, this man is making me feel ancient T-T
 azninsect: "what do you do with the sides" is a query for the ages
 virre_: The dumpster diver is an expereince
 bakerydragon: oh cool I never saw this one
 fhorrigan: I like that kid's hhodie
 TehAmelie: imagine walking to a videogame store and buying a box of five CDs to play a markedly online-only game
 fhorrigan: hoodie
 Sorator13: @bakerydragon that's the best part of the watchalongs - finding LRR content you didn't know existed!
  TXC2: I really like how unphased everyone is talking to Gibb
MaddestScientist: dumpster guy is my hero
ghyllnox: @fhorrigan Same I want one
Harukurochan: Granted, the Switch successor has also been light on details so far
Luna: true
Isaac Myers: is 7 years long for a console?
 bakerydragon: @Sorator13 
 Simonark: I’m trying to remember the last time we did a midnight release. It’s not recent.
 FoxBehindTheTree: good timezones all
 bakerydragon: @FoxBehindTheTree G'zone
 Sorator13: I don't think I ever did a midnight release
NotSoLuckyLydia: one two switch was honestly kinda cool. shame it wasn't a pack-in like wii sports
inconsideratehat: Heatherspotting
 forcedreject: Nice shivering on the puppet work
Luna: nowadays it feels like it with companies constantly releasing new versions
VectorZero: Long for a console cycle? Maybe.
VectorZero: Same as ps3 to ps4
Blasteg: is this store still there?
 SK__Ren: I've done a few... I even did the midnight release for FFXIII
 fhorrigan: March in Victoria, what was it? 22 degrees?
 TehAmelie: i wonder if the puppet is insulating
 Simonark: I think GTA V? That sounds right.
 TehAmelie: fur doesn't look very thick
 Sorator13: oh wow, G got there earlyyy
 RandomTrivia: 
 Sorator13: 
  TXC2: man those Link shades
Therberus: Oh yeah the link hat
 azninsect: 
 RocknGrohlNerd: 
Dandelion V: The Switch has been around longer than any other Nintendo console.
Blasteg: gibbs sounds so awake now
 TehAmelie: is it a hat or a pair of novelty sunglasses?
 azninsect: yes gibb thats how that works
 Sorator13: @TehAmelie por que no los dos?
ghyllnox: @TehAmelie Yup!
 RandomTrivia: I didn't realise this is where the Link hat came from
 virre_: Link crossed with a traffic cop is a good description
 Simonark: Gibb should bring this look back
jessicatheblack:  
 RocknGrohlNerd: thanks brussels
VectorZero: And it’s still great.
 TehAmelie: it's funny cause the eyes don't close
 RandomTrivia: 
Therberus: Barry!
 TheWriterAleph: 
 Sorator13: 
 kimmiekoneko: thanks barry
 definenull: oh no
bagfullofbees: that was abrupt
Isaac Myers: he keeps removing and regrowing his beard
 RockPusher: It. Continues.
 BigDaddyBland87: BEEJ DROP!!!!!
 RandomTrivia: 
  TXC2: so who else thought the twist was gonna be Paul has the full beard back again?  
 FarleyF: Paul can grow a beard like magic
 Catcard: HUH?
bagfullofbees: @TXC2 me
drawnbinary: yeah i was expecting the beard
  TXC2: so much Gibb today
 virre_: I might have...
 protojman: i thought Paul was going to keep going 
 FarleyF: 
 RockPusher: 
HaltBen2514: I am so jealous of Paul’s beard growing capabilities
Genie_M: Lots of Gibb tonight
 TheWooglie: All Gib, all night
 DahudLefthanded: God help me I miss jack
  NapalmSideburns: @TXC2 Blessed are we
 pn55: Vertical?! The horror!
  TXC2: NapalmSideburns  indeed
 RocknGrohlNerd: oh noo vertical Gibb
Luna: yessss this skit
Isaac Myers: he did it like 4 times?
Ponyshment: beejdrop always hits hard
 FarleyF: 
 azninsect: 
 RandomTrivia: Long Gibb
Hazel Oakley: I hate verticle, personally
 protojman: hahaha the monolith
 azninsect: they found other ones. we still dont know what it means (we know what it means)
 RocknGrohlNerd: obelisk, obelisk,obelisk
 Sorator13: okay but actually do we know what it means?
 TehAmelie: i forgot what it meant, only that it was underwhelming
 Sorator13: was it just a marketing thing that they abandoned, or...?
  TXC2: metaphysically can we know anything ?
 RockPusher: fetch me my gravy straw!
Luna: its not ideal
 micalovits: Ewww
WillTheThrill_TV: KEKW
bagfullofbees: thungry
haberley: savoury capri sun
 Sorator13: low-key my favorite part about these is horribly mispronouncing the names
inconsideratehat: So how does the subathon work? This seems like a good reason to re-subscribe.
  TXC2: !subathon
  LRRbot: Sub-a-Thon rules: Prime/standard Tier 1/Gift subs will add 1 minute each to the timer, Tier 2 subs add 2 minutes, and Tier 3 subs add 5 minutes. Bits also can be used: 400 Bits will add 1 minute, and multiples will count (ie. 800 Bits will add 2 minutes), but Power-Up effects like big emotes will NOT count. Youtube contributions unfortunately do not count, but are nevertheless appreciated!
 TehAmelie: i like haunted house sports movies
bagfullofbees: Okay I need bed now, goodnight chat
 Sorator13: gn @bagfullofbees !
  TXC2: so long bagfullofbees  sleep well
 RocknGrohlNerd: @bagfullofbees good night
haberley: night night!
 baltimore_667083: gn!
haberley: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time:  5:39 AM
  TXC2: no Boutross bortross gali ?
Harukurochan: Cutie Honey 🤣
 TehAmelie: The Haunting of Talladega Manor, that's a good one
aquinas_0 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 78 months!
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 azninsect: yaaass\
Tielok: !subathon
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 virre_: Oh so Dallas writing
 TehAmelie: the "documentary" Death to 2020 was a pretty good finale
 TacitusVigil: "dream"
 red_shoes_jeff: Fingers STILL crossed.
Therberus subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 31 months, currently on a 1 month streak!
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Isaac Myers: qwerp
 DahudLefthanded: oh SHUCKS I never watched the s3 finale
 James_the_Dabbler: This season of Qwerpline was so good
 Mangledpixel: it's time to get Mayoraaaaaaal!
 DEATHlikescats: Gibb brings me joy
 DahudLefthanded: I need to go do that
haberley: @DahudLefthanded you'll see it in a couple of days is my guess 
Luna: i'm so confusled
IceBot: QWERP
IceBot: My beloved
Dandelion V: this... will be my first qwerpline. i have entirely missed this skit.
 DEATHlikescats: this season introduced so many cool facets of the city and was cathartic for anyone with big guilotine feels
  TXC2: padded rink makes me think the Ice is somehow also padded
inconsideratehat: It's weird, I seem to have bits to contribute but can't figure out how to contribute them without redeeming for effects that don't count toward the subathon.
  TXC2: DEATHlikescats  right?
IceBot: Welcome to the best thing lrr makes
Luna: @Dandelion V sameee
 DEATHlikescats: @txc2 padded ice? bouncy ice!!
 Sorator13: @inconsideratehat You can type "Cheer" and then a number (no space), I believe
inconsideratehat: thanks!
 DEATHlikescats: @txc2 the raccoon lore ALONE
  TXC2: Derek really got smarter this year I feel
Blasteg: wait as in, horse race?
 DEATHlikescats: !cheer 5
MaddestScientist: classic ethan
 Sorator13: or press the Cheer button on the right side of the text input pane, just left of the emote menu, and click the number amounts that you want
 DEATHlikescats: !cheer5
 Sorator13: @DEATHlikescats no exclamation
  TXC2: cheers have to be 50 bits or more
 RockPusher: Alrighty, sleep time for me - have fun and practise happy, responsible, generosity going into the live programming 
 Sorator13: @RockPusher have a good sleep!
  TXC2: so long RockPusher  sleep well
haberley: night rockpusher 
 DEATHlikescats: Dangit! thanks @sorator13 !
Luna: yum yum
Luna: raccoons my beloved
 DEATHlikescats: yup! that works!
 fragilepaper: @txc2 thank you for modding the night shift! 
haberley: i love how none of the roads match up, nsburg is a liminal space
 TacitusVigil: I hate to say it, but wasn't crazy about this Qwerp. 
Desruprot: sure
  TXC2: fragilepaper  I've only been here a while, but thank you
 DEATHlikescats: night @rockpusher !
 Sorator13: Oh dear
 RocknGrohlNerd: gotta love Derek
Desruprot: reminds me of Albuquerque, but that was weasels
 DEATHlikescats: @tacitusvigil too close to real politics
 baltimore_667083: and didnt the weasels only have to turn left?
LidofLoathing: ah, yes, papa panopticon
darkora: big papa panopticon
 Mangledpixel: Race umpire. Rumpire.
 RandomTrivia: The most detached in general
  TXC2: Vs the Daddy Decepticon
 DEATHlikescats blanches in Magnus Archives at mention of panopticon
 Chronomagistrate: @DEATHlikescats Wow, a wild TMA mention 
petey_vonwho: This is my first episode of QWERPLINE and I've been missing out lol
PipPosit subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 37 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, PipPosit! (Today's storm count: 67)
 azninsect: have a great watchalong everyone o7 sleep calls
  TXC2: so long azninsect  sleep well
 TehAmelie: Yukon gold is a potato? this changes the gold rush narrative
 piggyback101: Anyone know what time James' Morning show is?
haberley: 6am i think
 baltimore_667083: yeah it's at the hour
  TXC2: in ten mins 
 piggyback101: Awesome! just in time
 DEATHlikescats: @chronomagistrate eyyyy! The fan base I’m guessing has some overlap with QWRP fans, by way of Welcome to Nightvale being the middle child
 shabe_x_roc: Huh tune out at s03e02 and come back to this.
 Sorator13: I wonder how the prehistoric giganticoon would do at this
ninjadino98 subscribed with Prime.
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haberley: @Sorator13 he would DEFINITELY fill the uniform
  TXC2: I feel like Derick got better at his job this season because of his fear for Beatrice
 Chronomagistrate: @DEATHlikescats Yeah, I remember WTNV being a cited a lot by the fans (Disclosure: I used to be RQ's Comms guy; I had a cameo in TMA)
 DEATHlikescats: “getoffmeyoushufflecat!” is a helluva quote haha
 L0rdX33n: Thurpston was such a good villain
Jasmine Moore: “King edwards”
IceBot: Yeah lol
 L0rdX33n: Is there such a thing as a punchable voice?
 DEATHlikescats: @chronomagistrate haha! that’s so cool
Marc A.: Alex doing the nice rolling on the "r" 's there
 pleonasticTautology: "i HATE to interrupt— wait, that's not true"
IceBot: I’m blasting outlasting
 DEATHlikescats: @l0rdx33n unrepentant in the most satisfying heel way
   LoadingReadyRun: I will be taking the stream offline for just a second when the watch a long is done in 9 minutes.
 TehAmelie: alrighty
 Furyfire: Ooo pre-emptive panic
 Charlymandias: How dare!?
 Furyfire: 
 DEATHlikescats: thanks for the heads up!
AriaHibiki subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 10 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, AriaHibiki! (Today's storm count: 69)
  TXC2: good to know LRR
 Furyfire: NICE
 pleonasticTautology: @LRRbot nice
  TXC2: Day 2 NICE
 Chronomagistrate: Was a ever a reason given for switching Thurpston's VA from Beej to Alex?
 DEATHlikescats: nice
warpstonewarlock: @Chronomagistrate He was always played by Alex
 TehAmelie: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 17:41:10.
 DEATHlikescats: stormcount 
 r10pez10: Chronomagistrate beej is 19
  TXC2: "my lowest score ever: seven thumbs up"
 ThatWhichNeverWas: Fun fact: Nsberg Raccoons have 8 thumbs!
 DEATHlikescats: 
IceBot: Note the town hall is the bar and the townhall is the legislative building
warpstonewarlock: They just changed Dick's voice from "very deep" to "old villain"
 pleonasticTautology: finnish. line.
 pleonasticTautology: g-d
  TXC2: oh carp
 pleonasticTautology: i JUST got it
  TXC2: I heard Carte 
 Chronomagistrate: @warpstonewarlock Ah, okay, that's why I was confused.
 LoadingReadyRun: Just a heads up that the stream might go offline for just a moment after the watch a long in 6 minutes.
 DEATHlikescats: @pleonastictautology the layers of puns in the show I swear!
Earthenone: 8 thumbs? were the girl scouts casualties realy that high?
ganiwo: Hi! Bloomburrow Pre-Prerelease - when? This weekend?
Earthenone: !ppr
  TXC2: ganiwo  on sunday
  TXC2: !ppr
  LRRbot: The Bloomburrow PPR will be on Sunday, 21 July at 10am PDT! More info forthcoming.
adi_pie subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 127 months!
  adi_pie: Hello, Chat. I'm melting.
ganiwo: thanks a lot!
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 Catcard: hi adi!!!!
Earthenone: hi melting!
  TXC2: hello adi_pie
 fragilepaper: @adi_pie oh god, hopefully you can cool off soon
  TXC2: SHAI HALUD
 DEATHlikescats: @adi_pie may you have ready access to good air conditioning or barring that, a day at a water park
TopHatPeezy: mmmm sugary slurry
 commentarywife: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time:  6:00 AM
haberley: OMG seriously
 commentarywife: ooh they back soon?
MechaKuuga: Great product
Snowcookies: Time for morning show?
   LoadingReadyRun: This is the last video
  TXC2: wow Ian hair
  MrPhlip: Well, chat, I leave you in the capable hands of the morning crew, and leave for bed.
 RandomTrivia: 
  adi_pie: fragilepaper well, we're expecting/hoping for storms after Friday, but until then 38-40C/100-104F days. 
  TXC2: so long MrPhlip  sleep well
 TacitusVigil: Why. Am I. HERE?
IceBot: Good bye qwerpline
Veronica van Voorst: Hey friends!
 Sorator13: I love the noise it makes
 TehAmelie: wow, the Phantasm reference
 definenull: 
 DEATHlikescats: oh no Phantasm 2 reference!
 RandomTrivia: Molly! 
 pleonasticTautology: "i also have a punchline!"
  TXC2: do not vote now on your phones
 PhoenixMelior: Adam's,  for sure.
 RandomTrivia: "Who orders a hit off Amazon?!"
BlackIsis: Too late.
 ATrophonian: 
 Irsaan: Yay it's a new day!
HaltBen2514: I voted
 ProcyonFlynn: !vote 6
   LoadingReadyRun: ok. offline for just a second
 TacitusVigil: @TXC2 Too late.
 shabe_x_roc: Buh bye
 red_shoes_jeff:     
 PMAvers: And so they voted so hard it released the magic smoke from the phones.
Nenluen subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 94 months!
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: sometimes I get blindsided by how long LIVE has been going on
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 Simonark: I didn’t even vote THEN on my phone
 TehAmelie: already gathering power
 Mangledpixel: RandomTrivia those who like free 2 day shipping
haberley: in a bit chat
 pleonasticTautology: @TXC2 too late and somehow i'm the next american idol????
 TheWooglie: @TXC2 I voted on my computer
 Jillexie:    
 definenull: and we back?
 l0gin4me: 
 RandomTrivia:  Dawn of the Second Day
  TXC2: pleonasticTautology  they still make that show ?
 definenull: 
adambomb625: 
 TheWooglie: 
PsychoI3oy subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 66 months!
 PsychoI3oy:   
 Irsaan: 
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, PsychoI3oy! (Today's storm count: 72)
 Jillexie: Sub-A-Thon Part Deux
 electra310: Whew, that was a scary seven seconds!
TeacherSeanTV:   
 pleonasticTautology: @TXC2 i dunno, i just watch kamen rider and super sentai
  TXC2: REFRESH FOR STREAM
  TXC2: pleonasticTautology  fair enough
Genie_M: Hm, twitch still thinks I'm from Denmark
 TheWooglie:   
Mixolydian Blues: Love the unnecessarily loud outro
 LoadingReadyRun: we still online?
Sevinon subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 61 months!
 Sevinon: I hear it's some sort of sub-a-thon?
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Sevinon! (Today's storm count: 73)
 L0rdX33n: butts?
 teddywhosabear: what a refreshing stream
seanmrwick: Morning everybody
 medmora: 
meaninglessMeg subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 29 months!
 meaninglessMeg: 
Eramis8: It's uptime!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, meaninglessMeg! (Today's storm count: 74)
 TriChronos: It begins...again!
maestrith subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 76 months, currently on a 73 month streak!
 maestrith: Glad I didn't use this already 
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, maestrith! (Today's storm count: 75)
 teddywhosabear: oh no the storm count!
 IbunWest: good morning friends
dpj2009: 
 pleonasticTautology: also yes hi good morning everyone
seanmrwick: Yall ready for coffee chat?
  TXC2: Here we GO!
haberley: hype!
 BorealMage: hello!
 pleonasticTautology: it is
 TehAmelie: g'day
 Didero: Hello!
 baltimore_667083: hi adam!
 PhoenixMelior: MorninG Adam!
 Brozard:  
Two_Hats subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 19 months!
 Two_Hats: Doot
 josh___something: Hello adam!!!!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Two_Hats! (Today's storm count: 76)
 definenull: adam!
  TXC2: Hello Adam and James' voice
 TheWooglie: We hear you!
seanmrwick: Morning Adam and James
 pleonasticTautology: hi adam!
inconsideratehat: Oh hai
ramonaviking subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 63 months!
 definenull: gmorning!
haberley: Adam!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, ramonaviking! (Today's storm count: 77)
 NonUniqueGuy: I'm right on time
 micalovits: Hello!
PhlibbertyGib subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 26 months!
 Charlymandias: Adam!
 ArrestedHouse: 
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, PhlibbertyGib! (Today's storm count: 78)
 Furyfire: Moooooorning
 weekendjedi42: We good
 TriChronos: Hey! It's Adam!
 Two_Hats: Morning
 l0gin4me: hello
 IbunWest: welcome to Jank in the Morning
 AriaHibiki: hi adam and james!
dpj2009: Adam's life stories
itmightbemikey: It's not working, everything is on fire, run, RUN,. RUN!!!!
 Two_Hats:   
 Chronomagistrate: James and Adam in the Morning!
 ArcticAtlantic: hello! 
 Charlymandias: James!
Elbasunu: i think so
Woodthorn: Looks online to me
Woodthorn: It has the subathon title card
Aidan Cox: you appear to be?
Aidan Cox: ye
Merc1987: here yes, twitch maybe?
Veronica van Voorst: Hey! I see you Adam and hear James!
 ShaneLeeAtk: We're here?
 TriChronos: And James!
 jolly6100: hei adam and james
the_phantom_game_player: It's good
 Brozard: You’re looking cute, Adam
JinaMahavira:   
 forcedreject: Is this what fighting game players call Adam on Wake up?
 pleonasticTautology: oh that's a nice coffee brewer
darkcyril subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 25 months!
 darkcyril: Coffee time!
 Underachiever28: ready
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, darkcyril! (Today's storm count: 79)
seanmrwick: Got some coffee myself
 TehAmelie: James and Adam in the moooorning
 fonkoncle: its the rund
 Furyfire: Planning is overrated
themercenary1987 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 13 months, currently on a 10 month streak!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, themercenary1987! (Today's storm count: 80)
krorkle subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 88 months!
inconsideratehat: Hell yeah, content
 pn55: Hello James and Adam! 
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, krorkle! (Today's storm count: 81)
 Sibwow: hes got coffee, and friend
 Didero: We're about 6 minutes off from James just punching a chunk
 BlindProphet32: Morning James and Adam
 Simonark: Step 2: Vamp a LOT
  MrPhlip: !addquote (James) [now] This morning, my friend is Adam.
  LRRbot: New quote #9047: "This morning, my friend is Adam." —James [2024-07-16]
 FriendlyNeighborhoodGM: So it's just an hour of Chilling and Chatting w/ Adam?  Sweet.
 definenull: don't worry, let's nope has prepared adam for this
MaddogM: coffee is the plan?
Redpandarama: Adam! ❤️‍🔥
dpj2009: Tall handsome bois
 Didero: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time:  6:04 AM
seanmrwick: Welcome to fun with coffee
HaltBen2514: isn’t this just another let’s nope stream
forcedreject subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 56 months!
 forcedreject: Something something Wakeup Super
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, forcedreject! (Today's storm count: 82)
 seinka: So does that mean Adam is only considered a friend one morning a week?
 pleonasticTautology: i got jack in the box for breakfast
8thKingdom: Morning! <3
boglebog: This stream is minimally haunted
Elbasunu: eyyyyy
Carrion Crow: Okay, there we go. Good morning, James, Adam, everyone in chat.
James Carey: Wow. I tuned in just in time
Yellowmaster52: good morning
  Resilient Spring: YouTube is here!
Elbasunu: < Obos_TAB but im on youtube today.
KingJimmeh: Good afternoon from the UK. Enjoy your coffee boys.
Mixolydian Blues: Good evening from Australia!
Veronica van Voorst: Good morning @8thKingdom
  TXC2: the nugget sexdecathon ?
RagingSagu subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 6 months!
 RagingSagu: Woo, morning James and Adam from Dublin!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, RagingSagu! (Today's storm count: 83)
darkora subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 23 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, darkora! (Today's storm count: 84)
 NonUniqueGuy: Breakfast nuggets
 nevermore913: It was a choice
haberley: Adam, quick, mutiny!
 ShaneLeeAtk: !bgc
  LRRbot: Jimmy Hinson AKA "BigGiantCircles" is a musician whose chiptunes are featured during commercial breaks. His music, including LRR remixes and the soundtrack for Road Quest, is available here: https://biggiantcircles.bandcamp.com/music
 FarleyF: 20 years of friendship boiled down to a single morning
 RandomTrivia: Aww, for one second I thought we were getting DJ TurnLRR already
 ArcticAtlantic: 
  TXC2: ProZD did every food from Olive Garden, how hard could it bee?
JinaMahavira: Graham got the middle of the burrito, because he had cancer
 Didero: Nope, no music
  adi_pie: Nay
 nevermore913: No
Iam_Dead: No
 BorealMage: Nope
 Darleysam: ah, I'm here in time for A Very James and Adam Morning, excellent
 PhoenixMelior: No
the_phantom_game_player: Not yet
 PsychoI3oy: negative music
 Narcuru: not yet
dpj2009: No
 Charlymandias: nope
seanmrwick: What was the bad part about doing the McDonald's breakfast
 NonUniqueGuy: No
 l0gin4me: nope
 generatrix: no music
seanmrwick: Nope
 niccus: time to pitch "nuggets of wisdom"
 red_shoes_jeff: No
MaddogM: Chair, and Adam!
 DEATHlikescats: no
Metric_Furlong: no
itmightbemikey: I hear the music of the spheres, but no Big Giants Circles
 Simonark: @seinka If dragged in at 6AM for this twice, they might cease to be friends
 Arazien: Are you playing 4'33?
dpj2009: 
 TheManaLeek: I can hear music in my heart
 generatrix: yup
 AriaHibiki: yes
  adi_pie: There we go
  QuixoticScrivener: there it is
 l0gin4me: 
 RandomTrivia: There it is
 Didero: Music!
 PhoenixMelior: Yes
haberley: there it is
 BorealMage: There it is. Loud, though
 Didero: Yeah, too loud
 RandomTrivia: Louder than you
seanmrwick: Now I can hear it
 Narcuru: little loud
 DEATHlikescats: there it is
 PhoenixMelior: Loud indeed
  TXC2: too loud indeed
  MrPhlip: Prob too loud
Veronica van Voorst: Good afternoon from the Netherlands!
Elbasunu: Is there any youtube chat integration or no?
Veronica van Voorst: No music.
Elbasunu: I hear naught
rabbitgta:  
 Charlymandias: Mawp
haberley: is that road quest?
zuuuuuuul: good morning 
 red_shoes_jeff: Hey
dpj2009: Lower by 2-4
 quton: AlienDance
 pn55: A bit loud yea
 Brozard: Cut it in half
ghyllnox: Too loud yeah
 l0gin4me: a bit loud
Redpandarama: so loud
 DahudLefthanded: Not too loud it's a bop
 altis39: Tid loud
 Didero: Still a bit loud
 ArrestedHouse: 
seanmrwick: Its a tad loud
inconsideratehat: A bit loud for chatting
 asthanius: well you're in Canada
  adi_pie: Only because they're cowards
 public_key_reveal_party: This is better
ghyllnox: Still too loud
dpj2009: Good Morning Candia
 AriaHibiki: iz okie we're in canada
 TriChronos: If they did, maybe I'd watch it
 ProcyonFlynn: maybe down another 10% -
 RandomTrivia: They probably have a soundcheck *BEFORE* going live 
 asthanius: he's not dead
 GhostValv: D:
raven131399 subscribed at Tier 1.
  adi_pie: We can fix that
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Leebo140: Al is very much alive
 Furyfire: He's alive
 itsr67: howdy
 Furyfire: And very thing
 teddywhosabear: al roker's doing commercials
 Narcuru: this is basically the same as GMA
  adi_pie: That's what necromancy is for
 Furyfire: thin
 IbunWest: GMA has a whole tech crew to be fair
 Didero: One touch quieter
 pleonasticTautology: that's good
 Narcuru: surely
seanmrwick: Perfect
 ProcyonFlynn: Good for headphones
 Simonark: Also, this is the least Road Quest image you’ve ever streamed
 Didero: I wanna hear your voices
 Irsaan: still too loud
 pleonasticTautology: also i would prefer it if gma did this
ghyllnox: Better, you could still take it down a little
 RocknGrohlNerd: meowdy everybody
  TXC2: what about Kelly Rippa ?
 Brozard: You could go quieter
 darkcyril: Roker is a nice 69 years old.
 TheOtherTrevor: what is worse? thinking someone alive is dead, or the reverse?
  adi_pie: If he had passed, would that make him Al Croaker?
 Hangedman: a bit quieter cause it'll get louder
  TXC2: hello RocknGrohlNerd  welcome
ghyllnox: It's not exactly background as is
 Didero: The music is still a bit loud
 DEATHlikescats: agreed
Kyle Ladd Stobener: Audio get!
Dayton Guo: The spin doctor?
Veronica van Voorst: There's some music.
Elbasunu: a tad too loud
James Carey: a little loud
Carrion Crow: There it is. Might want to turn it down a bit.
Mixolydian Blues: Good volume
ShadowPangolin: just got here for first time, good morning, wassup
 BorealMage: It's still kinda loud, tbh
 IbunWest: i got up at 5 today
 pleonasticTautology: i got up at 5 cos my stomach was like "BREAKFAST. NOW."
ghyllnox: Actually yeah too loud
dpj2009: 
 RandomTrivia: 
seanmrwick: Too early? That's my normal wakeup time
 mercano82: is there any pong to go with the coffee?
GrassVortex: 
 darkcyril: @adi_pie if he lost his job he'd be Al Broker
MaddogM: Bedtime here in Aus
 DEATHlikescats: morning therapy
 micalovits: Wooo! Trauma dumping!
seanmrwick: Im usually up at 5 M cst with coffee
 seinka: oooh early morning therapy session
 Darleysam: chating PROUST! PROUST! PROUST!
Tplayne: Gooooood morning gamers
 Darleysam: *chanting
 NonUniqueGuy: "Why are you like this, Adam?"
  TXC2: hello Tplayne  welcome
hyperialguard: 
Eggmojii: I was 14 and did not care at all
  QuixoticScrivener: @Darleysam But only the traumatic questions!
SnowBuddy18: I was like 1
the_phantom_game_player: 
 Obos_TAB: swapped back to twitch
KingJimmeh: race car? I had Crazy Frog PTSD from that noise.
 L0rdX33n: hello
 Obos_TAB: good morning
 BigDaddyBland87: Well to Coffee (and Counseling) with James
 PhoenixMelior: Make some coffee
  adi_pie: 25 is basically a retiree.
 Simonark: Linear time is a later shift’s job
  TXC2: my "dad" walked out the week before my 13th birthday 
 LadyAiluros: good mewoning
 Obos_TAB: Your parents are divorced, Adam. Are they single?
 TheWooglie: when did you two meet?
HalcyonPrime9 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 35 months!
 pleonasticTautology: i was, like, 8? and it's A Whole Thing. definitely contributes to me/us being the way i am/we are (yay being plural)
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 Darleysam: @QuixoticScrivener Proust Roulette, every one-in-six is a softball
seanmrwick: I swapped from tap tap concede nicknames to coffee chat...best morning ever
 RandomTrivia: It's because of Twitch Chat, clearly 
 bakerydragon: Yay back in time for James and Adam! Two lovely boys
 Darleysam: it's how we deflect from the sadness!
  adi_pie: If you meant tall, that's just how people are in Canada from my experience.
 public_key_reveal_party: Somewhere a psychologist just looked up and had a revelation
 PhoenixMelior: No dumping but uh, my parents were not great. 
MaddogM: day 2 is a lie?
 PipPosit: My parents divorced when I was like 30 and me and my sibling's response was "Took you long enough."
 darkcyril: Dawn of the second day.
  TXC2: !subathon
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 DEATHlikescats:   
 Simonark: My parents never divorced and have made it everyone else’s problem for the last forty years
 bakerydragon: @PhoenixMelior huge empathy to you for that
 Nigouki: that was some excellent knuckle cracks right into the mic, more please
 Brozard: every sub you thon
the_phantom_game_player: nice
 TehAmelie: my parents got married when i was 10 and there the troubles began
 altis39: My parents divorced before I was born. I was a real wrecking ball.
 electra310: 800 I'll do my part but I won't do math
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 benobi42: How's the weather in Victoria looking for the subathon? It's brutally hot this week in Edmonton
 Sibwow: adam how many divorces are you planning on for yourself by the time youre 80?
 Obos_TAB: uh oh i hear intor music
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 DEATHlikescats: 
 NorthstarTex: Good morning everyone
NotSoLuckyLydia: my parents just recently "separated" and i still dont know what that means
Nathan Hawkins: good morning! :3
  Sarah: !subathon
  Sarah: (give it a moment)
  Sarah: but be aware that memberships aren't able...yeah, what James said
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 RocknGrohlNerd: whadup youtubes
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 ArrestedHouse:   
 mynameisfourteen: 18 months! That's almost one and a half years!
  TXC2: darkcyril  
 DEATHlikescats:   
 TotalHell: Mornin'!
 bakerydragon: Dang! Dark Cyril
seanmrwick: Its not bad right now in downtown Chicago where I'm currently at work
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 PhoenixMelior: Tea only sherrif
 RandomTrivia: 352 Let's Nice this
 Sorator13: Tea mold?
 leggettor: Did you mean for the stream to go offline James did you mean for the stream to go offline James
 quesog32: @darkcyril Thanks for the gift sub!
 cle0deen: Good morning from Des Moines
 RandomTrivia: 
 DEATHlikescats:     
haberley: worth it
 Pinwiz11: Worth
 darkcyril: @quesog32 You're so welcome!
SnowBuddy18: it's worth
 NonUniqueGuy: Do it
 hulduloke: math%
Iam_Dead: Worth
 Sorator13: That's going to have an interesting effect on the local economy
 PhoenixMelior: I think its worth
SnowBuddy18: it's like 2/3 of a percent
Angreed66: Worth
Veronica van Voorst: Appreciate you too
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Mixolydian Blues: Aww thanks
Rose McInerney: Joined on youtube just in time to hear how loved and appreciated we are. Thank you James!
 KilrenKrae: 420069!
 Obos_TAB: Sporting Event Horizon
 electra310: 420,069! Good job everybody!
NotSoLuckyLydia: im going to that sports game. money or spaghettification, either way, such glory
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 sag3error: Make Number Go Up!
Earthenone: sounds like a win win
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 Narcuru: 0.66%
thekumquatking: That's a win/win baybee
 tajessa: worth, I'm either rich or I don't have to pay rent
 NonUniqueGuy: Either way, it is good.
 DEATHlikescats:   
 definenull: so now you can finally afford a 1 room apartment
 northos: win-win, right? 
 Sibwow: being in a black hole isnt my porblem
RevanentOne: it's 0.006666%
  adi_pie: On the one hand, 5 million dollars. On the other hand, I don't have to pay taxes anymore. Either way, I'm doing better.
 Sorator13: 5% richer?
 Fancy_frenchman: Just as a fun topic to ask, but not to pry behind the curtains if something is in the works, where would you two personally like to do a RoadQuest? You have to plan the trip, it is your RoadQuest to subject people to
 bloodstar: !subathon
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 Mangledpixel: if people are being sucked into a black hole, then everyone else is easily close enough to a black hole to be killed
 public_key_reveal_party: I mean, I either get 5 million or don't need to to worry about money either way
itmightbemikey: You die forever because shit gets relativistic when you fall into a black hole
 TehAmelie: in the worst case, you get to explore the inside of a black hole. i'll take those odds
qwertiest_mint: This is a perfect lunchtime break treat - Hi from Ireland 🇮🇪
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haberley: yeah, time will get weeeeird in a black hole
itmightbemikey: dying forever
 NonUniqueGuy: It would be nice if those jokes got old because they no longer apply.
ender4449: 420069
StressHead95: Goooooooooood morning
  TXC2: red_shoes_jeff  
 RandomTrivia: They meant that you spend forever dying, but it doesn't seem like it to you
itmightbemikey: without actually getting there
 Fanklok: Adam knows TQ
Invitare: maybe they mean that due to time dilation it takes forever to die
 definenull: 
 RandomTrivia: Your perception of time becomes relativistic along with spacetime
  TXC2: TQ is a druid not a necromancer
 Nigouki: You haven't spent a roadtrip with Paul?
 DanTheMediocre: dying forever as in you might experience your death infinitely slowly
tyrew0rm: Bontan is the necromancer
haberley: also, because light can't escape the black hole,everyone would see you start to get sucked in then just... fade away...
 Arazien: Please do not revive me from infinite density without practicing first
 Rourke9: what if other people don’t show up? your chances get worse
 DEATHlikescats: of all of LRR, who’s the Necromancer/villain?
 jchinnock: good morning!
Iam_Dead: We gotta get Adam and Paul on roadquest 2
 darkcyril: @TXC2 So Reincarnate instead of Raise Dead
DentedPockets: James is tsundere
 Sibwow: hes a curmudgeon
 ThorSokar: "No, james is just like that"
 DanTheMediocre: but who knows, not like anyone can relate how it's like to get sucked into a black hole
seanmrwick: I have yet to meet some of you lrr folks
 tajessa: which would win: a black hole or my ADHD time blindness
 canahedo: How could anyone dislike Adam?
 TehAmelie: maybe me and the other 499 spaghettificationing people will form a wonderful timeless community
 ThorSokar: can confirm James is the quiet one
 Fanklok: If you don't talk a lot why are you hosting a Talk Show
 Jennie_Fuchsia: “no, you don’t get to have imposter syndrome about your friends” - a coworker I hang out with sometimes who might hate me
 RandomTrivia: 
seanmrwick: I bet Morgan talked more than bill
 TeaBread_: How is Morgan? I miss him on videos
 pleonasticTautology: 
  TXC2: DAMN!
 Chronomagistrate: 
  adi_pie: Wow
 NovaTiempo: boo
 definenull: ADAM
GrassVortex: wow
 Sibwow: snorted
 micalovits: Wow
 Narcuru: 
 BigDaddyBland87: WOW
 Obos_TAB: I've been watching the Bear and it's ike they sampled my friend group, cring eand all
 TPRJones: jesus
 RandomTrivia: FUCK I WASN'T GOING TO TYPE THAT
 PhoenixMelior: Yeah i think bill is kinda quiet now
 Mangledpixel: woooooow
ForOhForError: jeeeeeeez
 ThorSokar: W OOOOOO W
 forcedreject: ADAM
 Q_sic: ouch
 tajessa: 
Earthenone: solid
 Sorator13: I remember Ashley talking about you hearing *everything* and knowing she can't talk about presents for you even if you're on the other- omg
TheAinMAP: 
 fragilepaper: wooow
 pn55: 
 maestrith: too soon!
 public_key_reveal_party: Wooooow
Mark_D_Stroyer: It’s my man Adam!
itmightbemikey: Yeah I have severe anxiety problems so I just kinda... let other people do the talking while i just sit there and listen and vibe.
 ATrophonian: 
inconsideratehat: WOW, but also Bill would have liked that
 DEATHlikescats: @tajessa fall into the black hole by accidentally walking into it and forgetting why you went
  TXC2: Bill would laugh at that joke
 NorthstarTex: wow, but I can see bill laughing at it
 micalovits: It was good, but also... WOW
 Sorator13: You absolutely are
Herbert_Erpaderp: Bill would make that joke about you
ForOhForError: well done but WOW
MaddogM: Fellow not getting a word in people
 RandomTrivia: Bill would 100% have laughed at that
 TPRJones: oh for sure, but it's our right to be scandalized.  
 KV1NN4: RIP Bill <XD
 ThorSokar: Bill would have 1000% laughed
 Hangedman: i used to talk nonstop but i had a friend who talked even more, so it helped me chill out
seanmrwick: Bill would have jokes about twitch chat
 BigDaddyBland87: Bill finding it funny is your only pass
 StarShock2002: 100
flyingstaplers: WOW
Bryan Roth: good morning!
solidazoriginal: Adam!
 cle0deen: No longer a fish
 caimheul: Should have asked serge for coffee recommendations 
 Obos_TAB: removed the flavor
 Nigouki: But descaling removes the flavor D:
 public_key_reveal_party: Cleaning the coffee maker? Is that legal?
  MrPhlip: Who was cooking fish in the coffee maker
 northos: as opposed to...?
 Sorator13: technically yours?
 NonUniqueGuy: It no longer has any scales in it
 brieandbacon: Oh man, two great guys on my twitch!!!
Iam_Dead: Why'd you put scales in it in the first place?
Tplayne: that is my dream. to get roasted at my funeral
 red_shoes_jeff: 100
MaddogM: Does cleaning it reduce the flavour?
Pteraspidomorphi: Gah I'm late for the most important slot of the subathon
JinaMahavira: but what about the piss mug?
 KV1NN4: no coffee for me until milk appears 8n8
TheAinMAP: Talk
seanmrwick: So Adam what was your first lrr appearance?
 Arazien: If you'd stop climbing the coffee maker, you wouldn't have to descale it
haberley: seen any good movies recently?
hyperialguard: Chug chug chug
 Sorator13: @MaddogM Not as long as you rinse the cleaner out before you make the next batch of coffee >.>
itmightbemikey: Talk about the current events, like... you know, let's not talk about current events.
Angreed66: They wildly speculate and shill products
nitrosarcastro: what's the weather today and how was traffic?
 Nigouki: oh god, now you're making me realize that it's been literally 15 years since I've tuned into morning television willingly
 TheWooglie: Statler and Waldorf
Iam_Dead: Adam, are you excited for the new street fighter characters
 Nebula662: 210 Good Morning folks
KingKool2099: I'm watching USCSB videos this morning, how about you?
 TheManaLeek: Temp. The was his middle name
 SpleenLord: Tell us about your Elden Ring experience
 FrostyKaze: @red_shoes_jeff thanks for thr gift sub!
 DEATHlikescats: yall be Wendy Williams and just riff off rumors and topics
bsudo: adam and james are the george and rick of lrr
 Simonark: They talk about weather and banter about the news. You are both better than that. Even James.
 RandomTrivia: The important distinction between a morning hangout and a morning talk show
ArtemisHuntress: good morning, friends!
 seinka: You two have been friends for a long time but how did you guys meet?
 cle0deen: Your supposed to ask Adam about his new movie coming out and for him to set up a clip
 Furyfire: 
 miniMacGuru: You have to try and sell the new book(s) you wrote. True morning show energy.
 GhostValv: maybe talk about other segments of the sub-a-thon today?
 red_shoes_jeff: @FrostyKaze 
qwertiest_mint: How was your trip to Europe? 💙💛
  TXC2: hello ArtemisHuntress  welcome
 Viewers_Like_You: Merry timezone, coffee and/or chunk crew
 BorealMage: How much does James know about the game at all?
 jarnatan: How come nobody's wearing a cap?
 TehAmelie: if you had just written a book, what could you tell us about it?
 brieandbacon:   
rabbitgta: Topic, opinions on grilled cheese with butter or mayo to crisp the bread?
 maestrith: Favorite media so far this year?
  TXC2: hello Viewers_Like_You  welcome
Nebula662 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 16 months!
 Nebula662: Dang 16 months extra good morning folks
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 NorthstarTex: Dear Dr. Adam, why does my boyfriend insist that whips are great in Elden Ring?
 Harvest25: Can Adam tell  us how to get good at Magic
 TotalHell: DLC's great!
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I can't believe they just made Elden Ring 2 and called it an expansion
woggle subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 86 months!
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 public_key_reveal_party: Has James played a fromsoft game before?
ArtemisHuntress: Dear Drs LRR: What flavor of honey is best?
KingKool2099: It ISN'T?
 TheWooglie: you watch Adam's streams? that's cute
 Arazien: Unpopular? My circle's doing nothing but singing its praises
 Robot_Bones: no adam you're right. its the internet who is wrong
 Sevinon: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa Exactly, and that's all I could have asked for
MaddogM: I have never played Elden ring
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 taco_cohen: My only Issue with the DLC is that the map could have been less confusing
 leggettor: I just beat godrick and I'm still going to buy the dlc when I beat it
 definenull: you can't say that on camerae
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doctor_spacheman: Damn Adam looking fit
 Sorator13: @rabbitgta Microwaving the sandwich to melt the cheese before you put it in the pan to "grill" is secret tech that is upsettingly effective
 ShaneLeeAtk: !quote R1
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  TXC2: unicornery  
seanmrwick: Have you played any kind of dark souls or elden ring d&d campaign?
 RandomTrivia: The fundamental FromSoft gameplay loop
Tplayne: Is james a claw gamer?
Talin06: Co-op or coaching?
 DanTheMediocre: would you be up for a wizarding build?
 mercano82: You’re forgetting the “die horribly” part.
qwertiest_mint: as a fantasy book enjoyer, Adam, do you have any thoughts on DUNE? 🏜️
 public_key_reveal_party: The bubble horn is the dumbest weapon I absolutely love
HaltBen2514: @artemishuntress it’s just objectively Manuka honey
 DanTheMediocre: or just general big sword spank & dodge
 niccus: difficult friends. friends you have to parry
 Obos_TAB: @qwertiest_mint Arrakis? The Desert Planet?!
 Robot_Bones: can't believe there's no whip buff
 Obos_TAB: Spice? AT WORK?
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