LoadingReadyRun Sub-a-Thon 2024

 TehAmelie: my frame of reference for small towns may not relate to North America though
 TacitusVigil: Probably better to just go to Jewelsburg.
  TXC2: hello everybody
 forcedreject: I suppose it is "technically" walkable
 HbombAndFriends: I probably would’ve been one of the 2-7.
  TXC2: nsberg is walkable unless the Shanessy river floods again
 forcedreject: I like how Alex's character has gone from incredulous to depressed resignation from the first season to now
 TacitusVigil: Mood
 Q_sic: Slow descent into madness
 definenull: uh oh
  TXC2: being Mayor changed him
 QuixoticScrivener: don't engage Alex
 TacitusVigil: Aldersm'n
  TXC2: TacitusVigil  right
 Therberus: Bl-drinking problem
Genie_M: poor Derek....
  TXC2: how could I forget about Mayor Stenno Paperclips
Lushian_Cybasi: QWRP is probably my favorite thing that LRR has ever done.
 forcedreject: I still miss the live corpsing
 TacitusVigil: You're 19!
 warpstonewarlock: same
 loufghyslaufey: @TacitusVigil canonically timelessly   "a g e l e s s ?"
 definenull: oh it comes full circle
 loufghyslaufey: Is Derek always 19 these days?
 TacitusVigil: Maybe he was born on a double leap day?
 TehAmelie: maybe it hasn't been very long
 incslayer: how strong is derek?
   LoadingReadyRun: We've got about 10 minutes left in the overnight rewatch, then I'll be taking the stream down for a second!
 TacitusVigil: It's a MASH?
 loufghyslaufey: Perhaps, that's a segment for...
  TXC2: Derek is timeless like the 1984 chirstmas parade
 l0gin4me: 
 Therberus: @incslayer Surprisingly so
 Grevas13: panic
 TehAmelie: thanks for the update
 incslayer: @Therberus escpecially since hes only 19
 loufghyslaufey: Another season, of "GWRPLine."
  TXC2: no panic
 forcedreject: @incslayer He bent open metal with his bare hands
 Therberus: @incslayer Feel like he's been 19 for the past 5 years...
 loufghyslaufey: Wow, Nsbrg sounds oddly chill
 TacitusVigil: Derek is a super strong uncorrupted timeless being with a ghost inside of him.
 TacitusVigil: Also with a surprisingly amount of rizz apparently?
Angreed66: Derek is as strong as would be funny
 incslayer: wait did A-Train go to the same school as Carrie?
 hackingducks: I still don't know what exactly happened in that scene
 TehAmelie:  bugs!
 hackingducks: i understand a goose was stuck in a pipe, but that's as far as I got.
 Grevas13: i feel like derek's age is not the strangest thing about the character.  The town might exist to contain him.
 MadWolf1290: god, so many good puns
 Therberus: Derek has that confused rizz
Genie_M: Nsburg is somewhere in the same universe as Night Vale and King Falls
  TXC2: BEEJ!
 SquidVorb: LMAO
  TXC2: Matt!
 TacitusVigil: @Grevas13 I like this theory.
 loufghyslaufey: heh, oh?
 Serpens77: a WEiggins!
 baltimore_667083: Matt!
 definenull: uhhh
 twistedsylvan: Okay that was the foirst QWRPline I've heard, is that representative of the whole series?
 northos: lol the bus sound effect is so good
  TXC2: twistedsylvan  kinda
AndyDaMage: my uncle has actually done that to a stranger before
 loufghyslaufey: "Huh?"
 HbombAndFriends: Oh, they put all 3 limo Crapshots in here.
the_phantom_game_player: Hows Wiggins doing?
  TXC2: old school
MTigress: where did they get a limo
 definenull: oh we're going *really* old school
 GazzyInferno: yooooo
Genie_M: ooooh, some rarities
 incslayer: @MTigress there are limo rental places
AndyDaMage: OG time
 loufghyslaufey: (gasps) "Something is Happening?"
  TXC2: MTigress  they rented it with the kickstarter money
 SquidVorb: 2006!!!!
 loufghyslaufey: Where?
MTigress: i get that, but that's money
 Therberus: Oh Paul, stolen jokes is a 2017 thing
KarlKewbZ: Ooo very meta!
Jaqspur: Are these just randomized of all LRR vids?
 EternalRoxas: holy shit the first Live
MTigress: lol
 Admiralmatt: oh wow
  TXC2: Jaqspur  yeap
 MadWolf1290: @Jaqspur basicallly
 josh___something: Oh, LITERALLY LoadingReadyLIVE
 Simonark: QWERPline is also a cousin to a CBC radio show called The Great Eastern from the 90s, which was a cultural magazine show from a parallel universe Newfoundland. It’s all free online and worth a listen.
Jaqspur: Dope 
 TehAmelie: @twistedsylvan as much as the third season of anything, probably
 HbombAndFriends: @mtigress Rented for the “Ways to Blow the Kickstarter money” video
   LoadingReadyRun: We still have that fucking box. My god.
 thekumquatking: baby lrr!
 Gekyouryuu: @hackingducks my read was: goose stuck in new suckhole, Derek squeezes the pipe with his bare hands to cut off the suction, so the goose gets free and they crown Derek homecoming king for saving the goose
 SquidVorb: I was 6 when this aired
 incslayer: Live took a very long Hiatus from this to the current incarnation 
  TXC2: LoadingReadyRun  it's a good box bront
 Wolfstrike_NL: @LoadingReadyRun still full of mystery?
 definenull: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: Hellshake Mnanker
 twistedsylvan: @TehAmelie lmao good to know! It felt like Welcome to Nightvale, but surreal comedy instead of horror
   LoadingReadyRun: Nah, fabric
AndyDaMage: just goes to show LRR never throws things away
SimplyDaveMN just became a member!
 couchboyj: Kinda hard to maintain mystery for two decades
marmalade_pen: i need to take a stream break and regain some sanity, bye for now
   LoadingReadyRun: I still kinda can't believe we did this show at all.
 Therberus: "So anyway he was a ferrier from Souk!"
   LoadingReadyRun: And to end it on a musical number?!
BrookJustBones: But do you still have the chicken?
 incslayer: i like "Loading Ready Run - The Musical!
AndyDaMage: how come LRR doesn't do musicals anymore  
 TacitusVigil: Sooner or later, everyone does a musical episode.
 loufghyslaufey: hahahahaha
 forcedreject: He's so young
 Wolfstrike_NL: baby james
 TacitusVigil: Buffy did it, Star Trek did it, now LRR. In the past.
Genie_M: rubber poultry
 incslayer: ahh James is soo weee
 DTMWA6T: How have I never see this before!?!
 loufghyslaufey: "babier" James
 azninsect: 
  LRRbot: Thanks for becoming a channel member, SimplyDaveMN! (Today's storm count: 19)
AndyDaMage: James still has the same dance
SnowBuddy18: @TacitusVigil even Supernatural did it
CaptainTeo: 2006, geeze. I didn't actually know that LRR had been around that long.
 loufghyslaufey: oooh
 TheWriterAleph: booo 
 loufghyslaufey: wordplays
 EternalRoxas: Bill 
  TXC2: CaptainTeo   they started in 2003
CaptainTeo: Wow. 
 TacitusVigil: @SnowBuddy18 They did everything 
 QuixoticScrivener: I recognize like 3 people
 Grevas13: in 2006, i was a junior in high school
 patfinder: they are all so damn tall
 incslayer: when are we getting a reprint of that Shirt @LoadingReadyRun
 definenull: and then there's matt wiggins
 azninsect: incredible
Gigabyte_Dragon: Bill ❤️
 Therberus: Graham, Bill, Morgan, James, Wiggins, Paul, Jer!
  TXC2: Gods and a Can can line ?
 TacitusVigil: Fun fact: this is so old that I still had hopes and dreams!
 loufghyslaufey: He just ran the chicken through all of them? 
 Coloneljesus: they should remaster this show
 RocknGrohlNerd: comedy gold right there
 RandomTrivia: This is truly a work of A R T
Thisbymaster: they were babies in this one
MaddogM: Bill!
 forcedreject: Grahm, Bill, Morgan, James, matt, Paul, Jer form left to right
 couchboyj: Cursed singing rubber chicken
 azninsect: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 Grevas13: adorable! brava!
 Didero: These people are weird (complimentary)
 Didero: Hello
 hedonistic_mushroom: 
  TXC2: clap clap clap
 pn55: 
 DTMWA6T: Brilliant.
 50keyz: 
 Ritaspirithntr: 
 definenull: clap
 red_shoes_jeff:     
 couchboyj: 
Gigabyte_Dragon: 
 RocknGrohlNerd: encore encore
 roefizzlebeef: that was downright adorable
 jessieimproved: 
 loufghyslaufey:     
 10of9: 
  TXC2: and that's were LRR peaked 
 Serpens77: ok but who stole the other sketch?
 Xed_Regulus: 
 Therberus: @TXC2 I can't believe that they stopped making LRR after that
  TXC2: Serpens77  the kids in the hall 
  TXC2: Therberus  right?
 TacitusVigil: @TXC2 Hey, now we have Beej on guitar!
 Serpens77: @TXC2 those bastards!
   LoadingReadyRun: Ok, going offline for just a second.
 incslayer: but did their song and dance number safe the [insert relevant  youth center]?
 loufghyslaufey: @TXC2 ye dare- ! No, wait. Wait. Huh. Fair, fair. It probably tracks...
99FineLines: loading two electric chickenloo
   LoadingReadyRun: Should be back online
 definenull: CONTACT 
 RandomTrivia: 
 KaleidoscopeMind: 
CaptainTeo: 
 northos: 
TheAinMAP: Signal
 incslayer: @TXC2 more like plateaued its not like they have gone down in quality
 hedonistic_mushroom: 
 Xed_Regulus: 
 vinewood_og: Raise your hand if you survived Barcadia and are back for coffee!
  TXC2: REFRESH FOR STREAM
AndyDaMage: I hope if LRR ends one day, they do it with another musical number
 TheWooglie: Refresh  (If you need to)
 10of9: 
 NekomimiNinja:   
 LilyOfTheVeil6666:   
 DigitalSeahorse: 
  TXC2: incslayer  technically true
 TacitusVigil: A sub-a-thon, or as we call it where I'm from, Streamed Hams.
 TheBattleOfHastings:   
ke6960 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 65 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, ke6960! (Today's storm count: 20)
 couchboyj: ☕️ 
garfacemcgar subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 38 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, garfacemcgar! (Today's storm count: 21)
 Hansk_and_Boo: Goodmorning James!
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: Good Morning LRRChat! how is everyone today?
 Xed_Regulus: Coffee Time with James and ... whom?
 KBKarma: Sitting waiting for a vaccine. Hi everybody.
 brainbosh: According to the alert this is day 2.  I can't handle that confusion today lol.
 Wolfstrike_NL: @Xed_Regulus Alex
 definenull: I believe it's alex?
the_phantom_game_player: Good morning.  I'm good
 Xed_Regulus: Perfect, thank you
 baltimore_667083: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: the rund
  TXC2: hello Hansk_and_Boo  and Bobtheninjagoldfish  and KBKarma  welcome
 DahudLefthanded: Is anyone receiving signal yet?
  TXC2: hello the_phantom_game_player  welcome
awildshen subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 100 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, awildshen! (Today's storm count: 22)
  TXC2: DahudLefthanded  yes
SnowBuddy18: @AndyDaMage LRL full musical episode
 KBKarma: Yes
 kumatsu: I'm at the airport after waking up at 4 am for a work trip
  Sarah_Serinde: @DahudLefthanded Yes, refresh
  TXC2: Here we GO!
 RandomTrivia: Dawn of the "Fourth" Day (ish)
 Hansk_and_Boo: Its 3 pm here and about 27 c outside. Perfect weather to clean around the house with LRR on
NathanLonghair: signal
 Ritaspirithntr: perfect timing!!
 TacitusVigil: @brainbosh Congratuations! You have entered a timeloop. If you have seen Groundhog Day, please refer to that. If not, well, this will all be new to you...
 vinewood_og:     
 Didero: Good morning James and Alex!
 azninsect: hi alex
  TXC2: Hello Alex
 Grevas13: yay it's alex!
krfsm: morning
 TehAmelie: beep beep
 definenull: beep boop
 baltimore_667083: eepy alex
 Nigouki: hallo
  TXC2: so eepy
 HorusFive: Alex so eepy
 TheWriterAleph: eepy time
  MrPhlip: Beep
 azninsect: moop
krfsm: or afternoon as the case may be
 Hansk_and_Boo: Morning Alex!
 pn55: Mornin' Alex!
 tajessa: Good morning James and Alex!
 baltimore_667083: eep oop
Miss_Evilyn: Welcome Back and good morning Alex
 GhostValv: beep boop
 TheWooglie: Time for day 2 again
 KBKarma: Alex, you really look tired. Coffee time?
  TXC2: Hello James
 Sorator13: morning alex and james!
 Stephonee: I was just gonna say
 Mattthebeard: eeeeeepy
the_phantom_game_player: Helllo
 gualdhar: James, who do we blame for the chicken musical number?
  TXC2: #BlameJames
 Brozard: much sleep very eepy
 KBKarma: Iced coffee? Ooo
 TacitusVigil: Because james promised to buy you breakfast?
99FineLines: @KBKarma telling someone this is always rude.
 incslayer: #BlameJames
CraziestOwl: #BlameJames
 HorusFive: If only somebody was in control of this schedule #blamejames
 Grevas13: goooooooooood mooooorning suuuuunshiiiiiinnnne!!!
 hypperstar2280: Good morning. Wishing you a full glass of coffee or your preferred caffeine
AndyDaMage: mistakes were made
 RandomTrivia: Welp
 NevermorePainting: Goooood morning!
 forcedreject: Hello james, we just saw baby you
 definenull: oo with ice this time?!?
 HavenDragon: oh, i'm wearing the same shirt as Alex 
 avi_miller: Good morning!
 HbombAndFriends: #BlameJames
Genie_M: day whatever
Lirelent: moaaar coffee
 protojman: is that cup actively brewing?
 Didero: Nobody is awake at 5 am anyway,it's fine 
 GhostValv: happy time of day
  TXC2: Day rutubega
 TehAmelie: according to my email, it's day 2 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 hesterbyrde: Someone please put some coffee into these men
 Herbert_Erpaderp: Hooray! 
 alchemistsavant: howdy!
 KBKarma: I'm getting coffee in a half hour or so.
 incslayer: @TXC2 i prefer Day Tortuga
 definenull: oooh!
AndyDaMage: good choice alex
LathosTiran: ♫♪ dawn, dawn, dawn...oh wait.....
 azninsect: ca phe sua
 azninsect: eyyy
 mweepigeon: ooooo, yum!
Nathan Hawkins: good morning :3
  Sarah: Hullo chat
  SimplyDaveMN: #BlameJames
 azninsect: yep. sure did
 azninsect: and soup broth
 HbombAndFriends: Fill this man with cream… in his coffee!
 Grevas13: let us ritually consume stimulants.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 incslayer: Fancy
 HbombAndFriends: Serge looks a lot like Alex today. 
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: SO how was barcadia james?
 Didero: I'm still amazed at how well you did at Elden Ring, James
Inkymouse: It was such a chill stream!
 Leonhart321: Ooooh, sounds nice. And you need the specialist equipment for it?
 KBKarma: I am not permitted to buy iced coffee no more, but I can make it.
 patch_witch: Vietnamese iced coffee is so good. Best part of ordering pho.
SuperPenguinWizard subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 65 months!
  TXC2: !subathon
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 incslayer: darnit you where faster
 TimIAm: Do it like Adam
 RandomTrivia: We have sub at hon 
 NoxStryx: This is a subathon? I thought it was toyotathon
 QuixoticScrivener: I fell asleep watching Alex dismantle spacecraft. How is he awake already?
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 incslayer: @RandomTrivia wait is sub at home beej?
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 Didero: @NoxStryx That's awful, well done
 alchemistsavant: subathon implies the existence of domathon
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 TimIAm: So no nuclear battery in this ship?
  Sarah_Serinde: Wonder if we can get that clock back up to 24 hours today
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 Dragonfirewiz: @red_shoes_jeff Tack för prenumerationsgåvan!
 Didero: @Didero Wait I misclicked, never mind, sorry
 Leonhart321: This isn't Desert Bus after all
Genie_M: number go zoom
  TXC2: red_shoes_jeff  
 KBKarma: @quixoticscrivener with difficulty, apparently.
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 Hansk_and_Boo: I do wonder what an uncapped suthon would look like
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  TXC2: Anon 
 HbombAndFriends: 55
 Coloneljesus: 5head move
 red_shoes_jeff: @GodImSoSorry @Dragonfirewiz 
 RandomTrivia: Zeta Shift happens once a year, that's plenty
 TacitusVigil: It's pretty smart for everyone I'd say.
 Dragonfirewiz: @red_shoes_jeff ty very much
 pn55: Also, we like watching the reruns!
Genie_M: also it's daytime EU
Ian Christensen: what exactly is a subathon
 HorusFive: Whoever decided to run the videos overnight deserves a raise
 vinewood_og: somebody satyed at a holiday inn express before they had that idea
qwertiest_mint: plus international viewers 🇮🇪🇪🇺
 Hansk_and_Boo: Also, people in EU
 maestrith: Greej
AndyDaMage: aussie time
 TheWooglie: so rude
 incslayer: its 3:10pm in sweden right now
 neisan2112: LRR rolls out the tv and vhs.
 TacitusVigil: Earth is round?! 
99FineLines: 2pm here on terf island, this is super convenient for me.
  TXC2: that's a curse word were I'm from
qwertiest_mint: 2pm Ireland now
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Didero: depends on the human
 KBKarma: Yeah, it's 2pm Ireland time.
 hypperstar2280: The rewatch is awesome for sleep stream!
 Therberus: 9am montréal!
 mrverbal: I think Alex is telling all the Australians to go to bed
 hesterbyrde: I have also started turning into a morning ish person. I used to be 12-2 am bedtime and 10am up but now I'm like 10-11pm to bed and 8ish up
 ThorSokar: Most people watched Carson's monologue before bed
 NoxStryx: They should just play the videos on the TV we can see in this shot and leave this shot up
 L0rdX33n: hello humans
qwertiest_mint: oh hi @kbkarma 🇮🇪☺️
 KBKarma: @qwertiest_mint dia shit!
 Greyah: Gosh I wish I could be a morning person. But my brain doesn't like to shut down before 2am.
 Shellsh0cker: Yeah that's pretty normal. I actually try to get to bed by 10 at the latest, though I frequently fail
  TXC2: hello L0rdX33n  welcome
 Aitsu111: Thanks to my job I'm a 3 an wake up person
Pteraspidomorphi: I used to go to work at 7 am every day so enjoy the peaceful empty office (huge open floor plan)
 baskwalla: Good timezone all
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  Sarah: The stream goes as long as people keep subbing. Subs and bits make the timer go longer
  Sarah: !subathon
Ian Christensen: oh cool do they switch out or just them?
  Sarah: But it's a capped subathon so there's an upper limit to the length
  Sarah: LRR has a lot of folks, they'll be in and out all day
 Hansk_and_Boo: Eventhough I usually wake up early, I still feel like a monring tourist
 ClockTamer: I miss working overnights because I would go home in the morning and it was wonderful
 KBKarma: Oh hells. Stupid autocorrect.
  TXC2: hello baskwalla  welcome
 Coloneljesus: @baskwalla and good timezone to you!
  TXC2: 1subathon
  TXC2: !subathon
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 TehAmelie: you snooze, you lose (at any point in the 24/7 marathon)
roseofloki: I clock into work at 4am and I still wouldn't call myself a morning person
 Dragonfirewiz: cool
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 Brozard: I’ve been dealing with chronic pain, now waking up between 4:30-6, whereas I used to get up from 7:30-9. I’m becoming a morning person as a result. Morning walks have helped.
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 Coloneljesus: we wouldn't wanna take that from james, right?
 RandomTrivia: We'll see about that, James
  TXC2: KBKarma  
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 NevermorePainting: You challenge chat?
 Aitsu111: Chat we can't let James get extra sleep
 ZealokBoi: @KBKarma Thanks for the gift sub!
qwertiest_mint: @kbkarma silly autocorrect 🤣
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  Sarah: Unfortunately they're not currently able to include YouTube memberships this time though
  Sarah: There's a schedule at https://loadingreadyrun.com/live if you want to know what's coming up later
 Dragonfirewiz: 
 McArgh: 400  Make James get up at the crack of dawn for a couple of more days!
 Serpens77: that's a weird middle name
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: No.. Sleep.. TIll.. Sunday!
 TacitusVigil: Don't worry, Ashley no doubt has chores for James.
 Wolfstrike_NL: It looped perfectly around with Adam
  TXC2: hello Dragonfirewiz welcome
 incslayer: Ken "Actually Alex's Dad" Steacy?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 LilyOfTheVeil6666: Ken "Has a Million Nicknames" Steacy
Angreed66: childhood trauma is *not* normal.
 Metric_Furlong: Ken "Ken Steacy" Steacy
 KBKarma: Ken "Ken Steady" Steacy?
 ThorSokar: since 2009 ish, if memory serves which it usually does in my case
 red_shoes_jeff: @incslayer Father of Alex "Genuinely Ken's Son" Steacy!?
Ian Christensen: ill check it out thnx
Ian Christensen: I watch all their mtg stuff only usually
  Sarah: Oh you picked a good day to tune in then!
  Sarah: There's a lot of TCG stuff coming up today
 TehAmelie: like Alison Bechdel, Alex grew up in a house of artists, but maybe a happier one
 KBKarma: Damn your eyes, @metric_furlong !
 Dragonfirewiz: @TXC2 watched alot of LRR mostly magic but sometimes other streams. Most lurking
 Didero: They like their comics in general
 Metric_Furlong: @KBKarma hee hee hee
 NoxStryx: Tintin and Delirium Beer?
 Nigouki: Belgians want you to forget about the Congo
 Didero: There's an entire Asterix and Obelix themepark
 incslayer: pff Tintin i prefer Spirou
 QuixoticScrivener: @TehAmelie at least her home was "fun"
  TXC2: Dragonfirewiz  lurking is good too
 TehAmelie: zing
 ArrestedHouse: Belgium's Euros kit this year being Tintin was a nice touch
 Coloneljesus: Gaston?
krfsm: <message deleted>Belgium: country of pedophiles, serial killers, and pedophile serial killers
 L0rdX33n: Big fan of A+O
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 Leonhart321: Asterix and Obelix was my jam growing up
krfsm: <message deleted>(also chocolate and beer and comics)
 richard_ermen: I remember my first Moebius experience. That was....weird.
 red_shoes_jeff: Anyone remember the Tintin animated series back in the 90s?
NathanLonghair: I went to the Parc Asterix near Paris a few times as a kid - loved that place 😊
 Metric_Furlong: @red_shoes_jeff I do
Ian Christensen: cool, drafting or like canlander or
  Sarah: I don't remember the details I'm afraid
Ian Christensen: oh ya I see that on the schedule
Ian Christensen: whats keywe lol
 incslayer: @red_shoes_jeff the one by nelvana? heck ye
 Dragonfirewiz: Lucky Luke
 kumatsu: One of my favorite artists is VERY inspired by Moebius
MaxVolume: People in chat being weird about Belgium
 Metric_Furlong: didn't watch much of it, but I remember it
 richard_ermen: Did Moebius ever get to say "It's Moebius Time!"
 BtEtta: Did you ever get much of the British comics like the Beano?
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  Sarah: It's a co-op puzzle video game, looks like you play as kiwi birds
Ian Christensen: oo just looked it up
 richard_ermen: I remember the crash test dummies, they even got videogames at the time. It was...bizarre in hindsight.
voren_chalco: They GI Joe'd them
 Featherweight_: they were live action safety adds first
 QuixoticScrivener: I would constantly loose pieces for the dummies, because they would spring apart.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
patrick_stonecrusher: They were from seatbelt psa's and became a hit
 TheManaLeek: It was a seat belt PSA commercial I think
 TehAmelie: i had the crash test car toy. it was very non-interactive
 HorusFive: Did it jsut come out of the PSA spots?  Was it really not connected to any car company directly?
SnowBuddy18: Crash Test Dummies, like the band?
 Didero: I'm sure parents loved that 
 Arazien: Crash Test Dummies were so cool
gnyrinn: Crash test dummies toys? mmm…
 HorusFive: Like you do for normal toys- but this one smashed in on purpose
 Featherweight_: and it was like the second ever cgi series
 themercenary1987: so about 32 hours left to hit cap!
 Arazien: Weird that they had a cartoon
 tezzatipoca: dude I remeeember the commercials for those
 The_Color_Twelve: it was certainly a time to be alive
 themercenary1987: thats about 1900 subs?
  TXC2: the 90's was a very odd time in gerneral
 DigitalSeahorse:  gross
 ThorSokar: https://i.ebayimg.com/thumbs/images/g/u-QAAOSwonJmfwDE/s-l300.png
 NoxStryx: Back in the era of commerical character getting movies and toys, see "Ernest"
 Nigouki: 90s, the Slime Decade
 richard_ermen: Garbage Pail Kids?
 KBKarma: I hated the gross out stuff.
 Serpens77: Garbage Pail Kids
 maestrith: MASK and Hot Wheels (the ones with the flipping crashed panels)
 TehAmelie: they saw Garbage Pail Kids and thought this was a huge untapped vein
 jimber_jam: Gak. Ugh
patrick_stonecrusher: https://youtu.be/1_8hkdZkF7Q?si=m2yV9js5G-sTNHr-
 QuixoticScrivener: I miss Ecto Cooler
 Stephonee: Based on my 7-year-old, I now know why they thought that stuff would sell to kids
 Arazien: Creepy Crawlers, that weird gross candy lab
 hesterbyrde: The Creepy Crawly oven, which was basically the easy bake oven but for BOYS because BOYS don't want to BAKE that's gross girly stuff
Lirelent: Nickelodeon really leaned in the green slime
 red_shoes_jeff: Sometimes, you could mould the goo into bugs!
 KingJimmeh: Grow your own aliens and shit like that
 Didero: "here, eat vomit"?
MaxVolume: Sounds like the sort of stuff Steph Sterling would like
 TotalHell: Maybe I shouldn't have tuned in right after breakfast.
 Arazien: Oh THAT thing
 NoxStryx: If you miss the 90s slime era check out "Necromolds" it is basically warhammer but the minis are playdough and you smash them when they die
 red_shoes_jeff: @Arazien I wanted one SO BAD.
 jacqui_lantern234: anybody remember the TV show Uh-Oh?!?!
 MegaDosX: Gross.
 QuixoticScrivener: Pez was just spine candy...
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 TotalHell: Gooey Louie, etc.
 KV1NN4: ew
Pteraspidomorphi: I was about to say
 YeomanAres: Drugs
 Metric_Furlong: LSD
 NoxStryx: The 60s
 mercano82: LSD
 Arazien: red_shoes_jeff The bug oven or the candy lab?
 QuixoticScrivener: leaded gas happened
 HorusFive: Answered your own question there
 TehAmelie: i loved Bonbon's gross candy. ear wax, bird poop, etc
  TXC2: COCAINE BABY!
Angreed66: leaded gas and drugs
 red_shoes_jeff: Are Fruit Gushers still around? I'd be ASTOUNDED if they are.
 KV1NN4: the 80s economic boom
 neisan2112: Lead in the paint and gas
 hesterbyrde: What happened in the 60s and 70s? Drugs and nuclear horror
 Metric_Furlong: @TXC2 no, that was the 80s
Ian Christensen: toys gotta be outrageous to get attention I guess lol
 HorusFive: Also- Lead in paint, gas, just floating in the air
 ThorSokar: OK, looked it up, because I remembered it being a Saftey promo, IT WAS: the Tyco Crash Test Dummies were modeled after the 80s USA National PSA's by the NHTSA ( National Highway Traffic Safety Administration )
 asthanius: Versace cocaine
  TXC2: Metric_Furlong  they were on the come down
 protojman: that was the 80s so the 90s was people sobering up
 TheManaLeek: It was also the era of toys based on very adult movies. Alien, Predator, Robocop, Toxic Avenger, etc
AtrusOfMyst: Suitcase heroin
 HorusFive: 90s was herion-chic
 Metric_Furlong: 70s was weed, iird
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 mercano82: and every generation gets weed
 HorusFive: Rambo animated series
 Hansk_and_Boo: 90s was also very XTC/MDMA
Durugai: god Robocop and Alien having toy lines for kids
 QuixoticScrivener: how did Beetlejuice become a kid's show?
 Simonark: Fake gross out candy was a thing but it was innately less bad than the weird old stuff that somehow lingered. Thrills Gum… make gum that tastes like soap.
 Akaiatana: They go through the withdrawal symptoms and 'gross' is their experience and they write what they know.
 TotalHell: Party drugs
 vinewood_og: i'd buy that for a $1
 red_shoes_jeff: I'd buy THAT for a dollar!
 definenull: Music!
 Stephonee: satisfying clinking
Bowerbird7: Toxic Crusaders
 avi_miller: mid 60s is definitely the LSD era IMO
  TXC2: or Batman 2 being in Happy meals
the_phantom_game_player: And making adult movies into Saturday morning cartoons
 KV1NN4: Beetlejuice was not for kids and yet...
 hawktonguebaby: Also cartoons based on very adult movies
 suntone: Or the Starship Troopers CGI show
 definenull: Oh that looks delicious
 Nigouki: oh man, the Robocop 3 jetpack clip recently came up on my feed and holy shit what a contrast to the first movie
 red_shoes_jeff: @vinewood_og Drift Compatible!
 hypperstar2280: Speech speech speech!
 Hansk_and_Boo: Also the toys from the Alien movies were great :')
 QuixoticScrivener: attack of the killer tomatoes had a kids show
 vinewood_og: The Aliens toys were epic
 Metric_Furlong: oh right, Troma
 neisan2112: Troma still makes stuff
patrick_stonecrusher: Late 70s?
Durugai: The Alien toys and the accompanying TV cartoon (that I don't think ever happened) was wild
 NoxStryx: One of my "Mandela Effects" is that i remember "Gargoyles" being based on a live action movie for "adults"
 kimmiekoneko: wasn't james gunn doing troma stuff
Bowerbird7: yeah Troma films are... not for children KEKW
 Brozard: That’s coming to Alamo Drafthouse here, was thinking of seeing it
 Simonark: James Gunn started at Troma
  TXC2: James Gunn got his start in Troma I think
 thatguysteve2709: It's good for a bad movie
 Masslost: the 90’s also had weird movies like mars attacks
 Mangledpixel: "In 2012, the company officially released many of its films on YouTube. However, their YouTube channel was eventually terminated for not meeting community standards."
 ThorSokar: I mean neither was Robocop, the amount of body horror in that movie, YIKES
 hawktonguebaby: We Troma-dumping now?
patrick_stonecrusher: They had a cartoon on the USA network on cable?
 avi_miller: There are a lot of very not kid friendly films that were turned into kids TV shows for some reason
 brainbosh: I mean the nudity is enough to make it not for kids lol
 KV1NN4: The Attack of the Killer Tomatoes cartoon ill prepared me for anything live-action
SombreroMonkey: Alex's arms looking swole, what the what!\
wildoneizzy: garbage pail kids
 HorusFive: @avi_miller That reason is making money by selling toys
 Featherweight_: and then he murders people
 TehAmelie: just realizing we'd have had Cannibal Holocaust toys except i guess there was no money in it after they were ordered to put the movie in the public domain
 Hansk_and_Boo: 100 Is this how I donate a bits? Enjoy!
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Grevas13: @NoxStryx ngl, i'd probably watch that
 Nigouki: Richard Nixon's EPA enters the chat
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 MegaDosX: You made that up James
 incslayer: considering how many superheroes where created from toxic waste im surprised more children hasnt gotten hurt/died from exposure to toxic waste
  TXC2: electra310  
 electra310: Good morning chat 
 avi_miller: @horusfive yeah, money is clearly why, it is just still a weird decision
 ThorSokar: well, the EPA happened because multiple rivers in the USA caught on FIRE and the news took hold of that like a dog with a bone
 neisan2112: Yup
  TXC2: hello electra310  welcome
 Nigouki: new podcast: Countdown to Toxicity
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 NorthstarTex: alex's face is my face.
Gizmoloid: I wonder if the ones coming up with those toys just remembered sneakily seeing gory movies as kids, so they decided it was an audience prime for monetizing?
  Sarah_Serinde: huh
 MegaDosX: That is a surprisingly stacked cast
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 MehallD: You just said "Peter Dinklage" in the same way as that meme audio says "Hatsune Miku"
StringCheeseRiot subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 25 months!
 richard_ermen: Supposedly "un-releasable". They did not release the movie.
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 Stephonee: "deemed unreleasable" wut
 Xed_Regulus: No, it has been deemed "unreleaseable"
 HorusFive: Yeah- Troma was like Half-Moon Pictures before Half-Moon
 ZER0_TW0: oh thanks @electra310 for the sub!
 TacitusVigil: @ThorSokar And Nixon thought making the EPA was better than congressional action.
Duffadash: No-one's picked it up for distribution
voren_chalco: "That toxic waste came from... the moon."
 KBKarma: And vaccinated. Fifteen minutes, and then coffee.
 electra310: @ZER0_TW0 You're welcome! 
 NorthstarTex: unreleaseable D:
 Leonhart321: That can't be real
  TXC2: what as a tax dodge ?
 MegaDosX: Oh right that's this movie
 avi_miller: Wild
 Didero: How did it get a rating then?
 MegaDosX: I heard about this recently
 DandyGeek: that’s a good sign, surely
 QuixoticScrivener: probably made it to maintain the license rights, like Batwoman
 ThorSokar: HAH, he Vetoed it TacitusVigil, and then it got passed by a 2/3's vote
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Bowerbird7: Oh sweet, thanks for the sub electra310 !     
 HorusFive: @KBKarma Did you get your lolly-pop 
 Stephonee: "I wouldn't tell anyone that I won the lottery but there would be signs" like movies suddenly getting released
 MrPandaaaGaming: Thanks for the sub @electra310 !
 Nigouki: man, remember the old times when rich fucks would just patronize artists to show off instead of ruining the planet?
 yamahako: Like how Life of Brian got made because George Harrison wanted to watch it
 Didero: I don't understand it, they've already spent most of the money, why not try to make some of it back if you've got the movie already anyway?
 TacitusVigil: @ThorSokar Argh, sorry, I said it backward.
 vinewood_og: batgirl with keaton as a mentor was almost finished
 ThorSokar: haha
 Therberus: James should have invited Serge
 Bowerbird7: them putting that Road Runner movie in the shredder... 
 electra310: You're welcome! 
Alex_Frostfire: Why create art only not to share it with the world?
 MrQBear: what method of coffee or tool is it called? i wanna look it up
 yalc321: ^
 jacqui_lantern234: yall heard it here first, Alex > Serge when it comes to coffee 
 TacitusVigil: @ThorSokar I've been up all night 
 avi_miller: The reason is stupid tax things
 KBKarma: Leaving coffee paraphernalia at the Moonbse just sounds like a good idea.
 incslayer: @vinewood_og i thought it was finished
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 ThorSokar: @TacitusVigil same
MaxVolume: companies don't care about art
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 malfnord: @Didero Because writing the movie off looks good on the next quarterly balance, whereas releasing the movie might make money back but not until the quarter after that.
 Nigouki: well, there is that John Malcovich?? movie that won't get released for 100 years?
 normarcl: Good morning folks!
 munocard: That's the whole thing with Coyote Vs ACME
 Sevinon: But it speaks to deeply perverse iicentives
MTigress: imagine if LRR made an 'unreleasable' crapshot
Angreed66: but people do create art all the time without sharing
 ThorSokar: that's how the Deadpool movie finally happened
  TXC2: hello normarcl  welcome
 neisan2112: Blame Zaslov
 HbombAndFriends: Waiting for Serge to bust in screaming “You’re stealing my gig!”
 Didero: @malfnord Oh right, I forgot that only the current quarter matters
 Akaiatana: Leaking toxic stuff is how we got here.
  Resilient Spring: that last road quest track hits my nostalgia so hard I tear up, wtf
  Pharmacistjudge: I know LRR has unreleasable content
 hackingducks: someone leaking one of those would have monetary damages attached to it.... very, very big ones.
 EdibleDragon: I always think of Trick ‘r Treat that sat on the shelf for years, got quietly dumped direct to video, and was instantly a hit
 ProcyonFlynn: Happy Coffee  and Good Timezone all!
 hedonistic_mushroom: 
 munocard: Apparently the Deadpool and Wolverine movie soundtrack includes a Hugh Jackman song from The Greatest Showman
 hackingducks: nobody's wanting to take the risk of owing $100 million dollars.
 KBKarma: @hbombandfriends I think he's sleeping.
 simplydavemn: When is the Dom-a-thon?
 hawktonguebaby: And logistics without vision actually sometimes makes money
  Sarah_Serinde: Serge doesn't have a monopoly on making and drinking coffee...
 Featherweight_: there are like a handful of movies soloed by one person over acouple decades
 HbombAndFriends: @kbkarma He can sleep? With all the coffee he drinks? 
  Sarah_Serinde: Or talking about it
 Coloneljesus: god I hate corpo budget politics
 KBKarma: I'm oq
ForOhForError: capitalism baybee
 avi_miller: Every group being antagonistic towards each other sounds like it would be frustrating
BlackBlade_: 
Michelle E: Take it to Cannes!
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 KBKarma: @hbombandfriends I sure can. I take naps after coffee.
 FarleyF: @hbombandfriends nah Serge will start writing comics and making great artwork in retaliation 
 DandyGeek: Alex, have you seen Hundreds of Beavers?
 yalc321: @Sarah_Serinde Can we have a oligopoly?
 HbombAndFriends: @sarah_serinde I guess that’s true. it’s just weird seeing someone other than Serge talk about coffee. Especially on a technical level.
 Brozard: @dandygeek oh man
 DandyGeek: the trailer doesn’t do it justice
MaxVolume: @DandyGeek I haven't even seen one beaver
 Akaiatana: Turns out the "democratization of art" should still be artists making things.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DandyGeek: it’s an indie film that is so entirely itself
 LiamK712: how did you two meet?
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 Didero: @Akaiatana Except more people should be (allowed to be) artists
 KBKarma: I think it's been posted in Site D. If not, it shall be.
  Akaiatana: Hey, thanks Yalc 
 Welbog: Good morning!
 incslayer: of course Ian is the LRR member that runs his own plex server
 Masslost: didn’t Matt Damon say with physical media dying a lot of movies can’t be made cause studios dont want to make as many risks
 Q_sic: Isn't the answer always Theater
  Akaiatana: @Didero As long as we are not talking of people who *resent* artists.
Graved: "Let's meet near that beanpole guy"
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  TXC2: hello Welbog  welcome
 KBKarma: Everyone in LRR is fucking tall.
 DigitalSeahorse: I remember a LRR business card
 simplydavemn: Ahh, back when Alex was just a poltergeist possessing Grahm...
AndyDaMage: yes, that was the CH bit
 ThorSokar: 2009, he called in to DB2, was there for DB3
SnowBuddy18: more and more each year
 Simonark: It’s Magic is Alex joining the regular cast, right?
  TXC2: Simonark  at least in the CH universe
 hawktonguebaby: Oh, wow, that was when I came back to LRR too. I had no idea Alex was gone all that time.
 Didero: How did you get to work for LRR if you didn't really know anybody in LRR?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
the_phantom_game_player: I know Alex retired from the sketches.  I'm glad to see him in streams
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 Simonark: @txc2 Well, yes, but it was a meta joke, and so I assumed based in a tiny amount of reality
 Metric_Furlong: 2007, aka 17 years ago
 Serpens77: Sept 19th
 LordZarano: Road Quest: Origins?
  Pharmacistjudge: was this GP Calgary?
 ThorSokar: How to Talk Like a Pirate was September 15, 2006
voren_chalco: @Metric_Furlong Why would you do this to me?
 hawktonguebaby: Talk Like a Pirate was my first! I watched it on the video podcast feed!
 protojman: YIKE
 Catcard: @Metric_Furlong s-shut up.... 😭
 DigitalSeahorse: oof
  TXC2: boy y'all sure where dumb in your early 20's 
 Nigouki: is statue of limitations expired?
 hawktonguebaby: And not film it???
 FarleyF: now there is a film to watch -Shortbus is an erotic drama
TheAinMAP: 
 Simonark: It was fine if no one died!
 simplydavemn: Odd you can't drive a small bus, but a Moving truck/van which would be just as hard (or harder due to visibility) is just fine
Piecrust9: There's clips of it on the anniversary LRRcast
 RandomTrivia: Ooooh
  Pharmacistjudge: as I said before unreleased LRR
 KBKarma: Yup, I saw it there.
TeacherSeanTV: @Piecrust9  ya, I swear I saw a few clips from it before
Snowcookies: there's a bit of it in the LRR retrospective
Redpandarama: Anniversery Cut??
 HavenDragon: roadquest prequel 
 Didero: Half the people aren't even in LRR anymore, right?
 red_shoes_jeff: Road Quest: Zero when?
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: So this roadtrip was to blame for Road Quest?
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: And by blame I mean WE should thank it for
 Fanklok: Back when the height of comedy was the punchline being the word gay
  TXC2: heated gamer moments
 Simonark: Hey, In your defense, you didn’t release it then either!
  Akaiatana: Using the R word, probably, etc
  Sarah_Serinde: Stuff that we've learned better about by now
BlackBlade_: Happy Thor's Day
 snowewolf: like poop and butts
 Rasputyne: Why do racist tirades keep getting brought up during Coffee Time?
 Didero: Yeah, none of you would make a fart joke today 
 DigitalSeahorse: questionable shirts
simplydavemn subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 15 months!
 Therberus: 2009 was a different time 
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 simplydavemn: Sound sync is just a bit off.
voren_chalco: Why is "racist tirade" the throughline for coffee with James?
 BigDaddyBland87: The Past...full of regrettable moments
 Sorator13: @simplydavemn Can usually fix that by refreshing; it's fine for me
 jacqui_lantern234: dont call me Shirley, Alex 
 AugmentingPath: voren_chalco I don't know, but I'm looking forward to the exciting conclusion of the storyline on Saturday
 Didero: Sounds useful for a LoadingReadyLive
 simplydavemn: I did refresh before saying anything.   It's like the video (for me) is just a few milleseconds behind...
  Pharmacistjudge: not much game design here
 QuixoticScrivener: I challenge you to share your credit card number for three points.
 EternalRoxas: it was on the recent podcasts
Genie_M: on the LRR20 podcast
 PsychoI3oy: I've seen clips
 EternalRoxas: for the look back
 Joecool190: I think the aniv podcast was the first time I heard about it
 CelticGeek: Never heard of it
 EternalRoxas: so that mighrt influence
 simplydavemn: I'll just pretend they are a dubbed samurai film.
 Psychic_Ketchup: I have but I'm old
 Leonhart321: Doesn't ring a bell, but sounds familiar
 Nigouki: I have only heard of it from the various anniversary reminiscense streams
 Coloneljesus: I think I only heard about it during the aniversary podcast
 electra310: Yeah, I heard about it recently for the first time
Genie_M: and a few clips were there
CaptynByrd: I've been watching for ever a decade and somehow never heard of it.
TeacherSeanTV: I recall the story, and have seen clips
AndyDaMage: it has come up in DB several times
 BigDaddyBland87: LRR20 was when I first heard of it
  TXC2: there you go chat
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I remember hearing bits about this at various times over the years
 TehAmelie: pretty sure i haven't gotten a clear idea of it before
 public_key_reveal_party: I actually have no idea to be honest
 Bowerbird7: I think I remember hearing about it
 HavenDragon: somehow i've never heard of this. or my sleepy brain isn't remembering it
Master_Gunner: I was around watching while the trip happened.
Tom Hanrahan: Never heard of it
Kyle Moran: i cant remember hearing about it ever
Skear007: Nope
Seionic: This is news to me
RiverMyst: nope
Gonville Bromhead: I recall you talking about it - the wet towel anecdote definitely
  Sarah_Serinde: James, another datapoint: YouTube chat has not heard this before
 TacitusVigil: Beej gets the whole tattoo.
 mercano82: Kate Watt has brung the trip up because the short bus wound up in her yard after the trip.
  TXC2: oofa doofa
 HbombAndFriends: Looking like about a third haven’t
 RAICx: I’ve been following since “How to talk like a pirate” and I don’t think I’ve heard about this trip before
 CelticGeek: Wow, I watched the whole 20th anniversary podcast, and I really don't remember it
  Akaiatana: Go into a tattoo shop at opening and ask for the early bird special.
Critterbot: Looks like about 1/3 has not heard of it.
ArcticAtlantic subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 92 months!
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Angreed66: tbf doing it by memory isn't a good idea
 TacitusVigil: To be fair, you should ALWAYS get a picture reference for your tattoo. Just in case.
 simplydavemn: The NES controller on the ankle was from Drunk MarioKarting...
  TXC2: yes wins with 66% of the vote
 ThorSokar: The Bus you drew for an art contest for DB2
 neisan2112: Woah thats pretty cool
 NorthstarTex: never knew morgan did that, hot shit I'd be flattered too
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 ArcticAtlantic: I think I've fired my sub message twice within the sub-a-thon lol, must have renewed at just the right time haha
  Sarah_Serinde: Nice
 Brozard: Oh man, I should do that
 jacqui_lantern234: fun fact, one of Alex's moderators designed a tattoo for me (on commission)
 DigitalSeahorse: I thought it was blue
 accountmadeforants: I'd heard about the SDCC thing but not the roadtrip
ScR3w_Lo0s3: statistically 33% of that 66% are lying LuL
 JRandomHacker: My brother and his college roommates road tripped to California for the Rose Bowl, and my brother wanted them to buy a cheap RV just for the trip, and then sell it right after
 electra310: Bought a used bus and put stickers on it to make it go faster. 
 QuixoticScrivener: @ScR3w_Lo0s3 source?
Kyle Moran: the deh-cuhls pronounciation continues to blindside me lol
 alchemistsavant: source: trust me bro
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 Brozard: @jacqui_lantern234 That’s awesome, what of?
 Welbog: Horse Place
 HbombAndFriends: Medieval Times
 DandyGeek: not to be confused with Arabian Nights, another horse related themed dinner show
 Masslost: so could the footage be edited and released like how the wb releases old cartoons with a content warning?
ScR3w_Lo0s3: @QuixoticScrivener Twitch being twitch chat 0_o
  TXC2: there are lies, damned lies, and statistics
  Akaiatana: You get to eat Renn fare
 red_shoes_jeff: I bought my first wooden sword at Medieval Times.
 alchemistsavant: I've always wanted to go!
 HbombAndFriends: I’ve been to the one in FL on multiple occasions
 roefizzlebeef: if you like pro wrestling you will like medieval times
 QuixoticScrivener: @RandomTrivia I'll add that to my KPI dashboard.
 vanman229: I've lost my voice both times i've went. 10/10 would recommend
 AugmentingPath: warcraft peasant voice: the show is at 8
 public_key_reveal_party: Campy and silly is great
 Nigouki: I've been told it's where theatre kids get summer jobs
 Dalrint: I got take to it for my 35th birthday and wound up with a paper grown and a rainbow flashing plastic axe!
 Welbog: My work did an event at medieval times once, it did actually slap.
SnowBuddy18: I went to medieval times on a school trip, it definitely ruled
Linwey: I'm generally cotent with Medieval Week, thanks
 simplydavemn: I realize Alex means a past girlfriend by this, but somehow I am still picturing a sexy Octogenarian...
 PharaohBender27: Morning! Hm, that counter's looking a little low . . .
 asthanius: the baseball cards in vegas...
 undecided44: Be careful with young kids.... mine was screaming and crying because he thought the combat was real, I had to explain stage combat to a 7 yr old who thought he just saw a man die.
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 SharktoothJack: good morning
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Genie_M: brrrrrr
 HbombAndFriends: Holy crap!
Critterbot: Holy...
 electra310: Yay, PB!
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Redpandarama: Goated
TheAinMAP: 
 control_rig: Also good morning @SharktoothJack
seanmrwick: hey all
RoeDent89: Morning Moonbase!
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  TXC2: hello SharktoothJack  welcome
 quatoria: this music is way too energetic for a chill morning chat show, hahaha
 PharaohBender27: Look, my attitude at this point is, we're getting to Dialtown even if I have to pull this bus with my belt 
the_phantom_game_player: 
 Stephonee: This all feels really surreal because this was one of only two years I got to go to SDCC
 quatoria: this is, like, montage music right now
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seanmrwick: holy moly it's thursday
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seanmrwick: also, hi Alex!
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 Bobtheninjagoldfish: what is it with LRR road trips and cars breaking down on day 1?
RoeDent89: Oh wait he said Seattle. Not Road Quest
  Sarah_Serinde: @PharaohBender27 Glad to hear it 
 BigDaddyBland87: What is with LRR roadtrips having issues on Day 1
  Akaiatana: @Bobtheninjagoldfish Road trips.
 Musical_Marauder: did the bus have seatbelts?
RoeDent89: Ohhh
 jacqui_lantern234: @BigDaddyBland87 thats just how roadtrips are like 
 PharaohBender27: @Musical_Marauder Hahaha nope
 baltimore_667083: except the one time it didnt for me
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seanmrwick: I never knew that Alex was a coffee guy until now
 razorswift: got gas?
 NovaTiempo: A Fuelish Mistake
 maestrith: Out of fuel: easy fix.
TetraRay:  ? who needs it
seanmrwick: oh is this a Roadquest story?
seanmrwick: or a road quest story
seanmrwick: *road trip
RoeDent89: Road quest story
  Sarah_Serinde: Road trip
 jacqui_lantern234: @seanmrwick road TRIP
 PharaohBender27: @seanmrwick No, this is when they took a bus to ComicCon in . . . 2007?
Scarbble: road trip story
 Musical_Marauder: this is 2007 lrr lore
 electra310: @seanmrwick This is the beta version of RQ, the road trip in 2007 on the mini-bus to Comicon
seanmrwick: @PharaohBender27 ah ok
 PharaohBender27: One of the 20th anniversary podcasts talked about it
 asthanius: god has spoken
 RandomTrivia: 
 jacqui_lantern234:  DANG
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Brozard:  
 hawktonguebaby: It was not Road Quest, but it was on the road, and a quest
 red_shoes_jeff: It KNEW...
  TXC2: we are discussing the ancient lrr lore
 RandomTrivia: OH NO
 DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
 ElementalAlchemist: uh oh
  TXC2: YIKES!
 ElementalAlchemist: That's a problem
 jacqui_lantern234: OH NO
ztghostie: less than ideal
 red_shoes_jeff: 
MTigress: hee
 HorusFive: "I don't know much about cars, but should it be on fire?"
 vinewood_og: Road Quest prequel
 hawktonguebaby: @txc2 The…Lrre?
Durugai: @TXC2 ancient Lrrore from many Bontoons ago
 malfnord: 
  TXC2: Durugai  yes
  TXC2: hawktonguebaby  sure why not
 accountmadeforants: Moved the shortbus out of The Environment
 pn55: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Snowcookies: wha
  TXC2: oh that's sad 
 Didero: Must've been a hot couple
 BluJester: 
 Stephonee: Soooooooooo I just realized that I briefly hung out with Alex at this Comic-Con and did not know it. I'm looking through my pictures from that trip and Alex is right there next to Ashton in one of pics 😂
 maestrith: More LRRore
  Akaiatana: The car got hit by a wedding train
 BlueChloroplast: Clear post divorce
 Bowerbird7: Road Quest: Zero
Obothehobo11: loving this bonus episode of the anniversary podcast
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 pn55: @Stephonee That's amazing!
 simplydavemn: Durugai   Love the W&P ref!
 Fanklok: Hey Alex when was the last time we saw another car
 DigitalSeahorse: eep
 Therberus: @Fanklok About 5 mins my dude
 NorthstarTex: save for the cliffs, highway 1 is an amazing drive
 Stephonee: @pn55 I'm laughing so hard at myself right now that I never figured this out
seanmrwick: sounds like when I was traveling to North Carolina and we were driving through the Smokies
 QuixoticScrivener: that means you have room for a new bus!
 Singenmeister: Speaking of road trips, I’d be interested to hear about filming the road trip on Friday Nights. (the one to GP Calgary I think)
ztghostie: wow, what a unique... odor
 SAJewers: imagine if that bus was still around and james drove it for road quest 
 TheDevil_Risen: Morning James, Alex]
 Lord_Hosk: Kate said on Desert Bus that she told people "you have 3 weeks to pick this up or Im selling it to a scrapper" and after 3 months no one came and got it, so it died
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 RandomTrivia: 
 Lord_Hosk: Kate said on Desert Bus that she told people "you have 3 weeks to pick this up or Im selling it to a scrapper" and after 3 months no one came and got it, so it died
 ThorSokar: Also, important note for the kids in chat: this was BEFORE google maps
Foud the Troll: saw any meese on that trip?
 simplydavemn: I think the Bus became Morgan's forrest Love-Shack.
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 icantseejak: @tabbybabbyy Thanks 
 stizzet: Good morning friends!
  TXC2: hello stizzet  welcome
 HorusFive: 
 public_key_reveal_party: Yay crimes
 Therberus: Fight ninjas illegally in the US
TetraRay:      
 Therberus: I think the US should thank Bill for taking all out the Ninjas
 g0lg0r0th: 
 HorusFive: @Therberus He's takin' our JORBS
 hawktonguebaby: Ninja fighting rings weren't legal yet either
 RandomTrivia: 
 Fanklok: Surely the statute of limitations is past on that ninja fightning
 asthanius: those fuckers
 asthanius: they owe you a nerf gun
 public_key_reveal_party: They found the illicit props, 2 crates of rubber chickens
 mercano82: They probably took it just to justify the hour they spent searching the bus
Piecrust9: Raod quest -1
  TXC2: even though Canada has legal REAL short barrel shotguns
 TheDevil_Risen: ^^
 hawktonguebaby: Road Quest: Origins
 iDangero: Road Quest closed beta?
 red_shoes_jeff: Road Quest Gaiden
TeacherSeanTV: Road Quest 2 - go through the Okanogan
 public_key_reveal_party: I think we would all like to watch road quest: another one
 asthanius: everyone is new, but also Alex is there
the_phantom_game_player: I know fans want to see Road Quest 2
Piecrust9: Road Quest 2-29
  Akaiatana: The passengers can come back if they learn to drive in the intervening time
RiverMyst: I would 100% watch a road quest 2
 vinewood_og: Road Quest kept me alive that year for real we would love more and financially support it!
 definenull: You heard it here first, rq2 confirmed
 samb6678: Road quest 2 official?
 jacqui_lantern234: @TeacherSeanTV OMG PLEASE
 PMAvers: Cori and Heather in a car
 snowewolf: now its 9 people
ScR3w_Lo0s3: Road Quest 2: Desert Bus Boogaloo?
 HeartwoodMtG: Even same hosts in different pairs would be a huge difference
 CelticGeek: Yes! RQ2!
 TheOtherTrevor: Promote the passengers to drivers and bring in 3 new passengers
Redpandarama: Too Road Too Quest
  TXC2: I'd love to See Cori, Heather and Kathleen on RQ2 (assuming they'd want to)
 accountmadeforants: The original 6 people will be the wise senseis to the new batch of hosts
Lex_Peacekeeper: the non drivers become the drivers and the old drivers are replaced with new non drivers
 MrMatternot: RoadQuest 2nd Gig
 vinewood_og: Road Quest 2: The Legend of Curly's Gold!
 Brozard: Especially after Beej evaporated during the Q&A
 Didero: The video of that old roadtrip could be called Road Quest: Guy Then 
Mark_D_Stroyer: I don’t think any of the passengers drive?
 public_key_reveal_party: Every road quest Beej converts a new person into a weeb
 JRandomHacker: The GP where James double-queues IRL
 HorusFive: @TXC2 Road Quest 2- Girl Quest
 Singenmeister: Never been so happy to hear the words “If and when.” 
 red_shoes_jeff: Road Quest 2 The Dinosaur Past
 jacqui_lantern234: @PMAvers nah, they know each other too well. get them with lrr members who they dont hang out much with
 NoxStryx: Road Quest 2: Rail Quest
 Luna_TheOtter: those episodes were amazing
 ClockTamer: road Quest the Ultimaximum Delta Finale
ztghostie: the roadtrip episode is one of my favorite friday nights episodes
Redpandarama: One of my favourite Friday Nights episodes!
TeacherSeanTV: @jacqui_lantern234 I live abroad and miss my hometown (Salmon Arm)
lenny__cool: You should do  roadquest in Europe 
 Featherweight_: origin of magic card or metal band
ztghostie: Jer flew in and Paul missed the ferry
 vinewood_og: @Redpandarama Okay you win!!!! 
 ElementalAlchemist: the Rockies are very beautiful
RiverMyst: I've watched the original 3 times
  Simriel: Alex's energy was so wonderfully chaotic in Road Quest
Adam Russo: Roadquest but instead of having different vehicles, you guys just buy a full bus and all ride together.
 Omthebox: They big mountains.
 ElementalAlchemist: oh, yes, they're also huge
 TheWriterAleph: megalophobia
  TXC2: the young pups that are the rockies
 Coloneljesus: music a bit loud?
 jacqui_lantern234: @TeacherSeanTV yeah, i miss Parksville on the island for a similar reason
 malfnord: Bigassed wall of ROCK that comes outta mowhere
 Therberus: Isn't that just megalovania?
 vinewood_og: Yeah rocky mountain national park isn't far from where I was born. BREATHTAKING
 HorusFive: It also has the plains around it- so you can really see it coming for you
 hesterbyrde: As someone who grew up in Appalachia, hard agree. The Rockies are stunning. Looking up at them made me dizzy when I was a kid
 QuixoticScrivener: Mountains aren't real...
ztghostie: It also goes on forever it seems like
 public_key_reveal_party: I grew up in the Appalachians, and the Rockies intimidate me
 red_shoes_jeff: I went as a kid, those mountains are RIDICULOUS up close!
 ProcyonFlynn: Mountains are genuinely "reality warping" - it just fundamentally changes the scale of the world and humanity to experience one fully.
 ThorSokar: The rockies are great, and there's NOTHING there (I've driven through Montana and Wyoming)
 UltraVioletVodoo: i live in colorado the mountains here are incredible
 DigitalSeahorse: ohno
 Sevinon: Yep, green screen
 CelticGeek: @Coloneljesus Yeah, a bit
 malfnord: I've lived with the Rockies my whole life, and I'll never get tired of them
 hawktonguebaby: TBF, the smaller ones in the East are older, they've just worn down 😄
  TXC2: hawktonguebaby  they're older then bones
RiverMyst: bus quest
Redpandarama: so THATS why there's so much weird greenscreen in that episode
  Akaiatana: That was the precedent that taught the rule.
 ShaneLeeAtk: The Appalachians were OLD when the Rockies started forming.
 simpletoon: 
 red_shoes_jeff: The West Edmonton Mall?
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: this music, while amazing, does not fit the mood, I love it.
 northivanastan: growing up in Colorado with parents who were really into hiking (when I absolutely was not) made me tired of the Rockies. They're still cool though
 CelticGeek: As someone who's lived in/near both the Rockies and Appalachians, the Appalachians are prettier, but the Rockies are much more impressive
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 public_key_reveal_party: If it works, it works
 red_shoes_jeff: Look, it's a VERY BIG mall, alright?
  Akaiatana: Hamilton, James. ConBravo
  Sarah_Serinde: Niagara Falls is pretty cool
SnowBuddy18: the armpit
  Akaiatana: I've MET you
 DigitalSeahorse: Con Bravo
 LordEisenfaust_: Man, I remember the first video I every seen from you guys with alcohol abstinence and the couch - Its was a wild video to discover you guys
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: which was the GP where you went to where Andy was randomly playing a barista that drafts?
 Brozard: Road Quest to Niagara Falls!
 Xed_Regulus: RIP ConBravo
 ElementalAlchemist: I grew up in a place where my family could have done a trip to Niagara Falls, and even then I've only ever been a couple years ago on my trip to Canada
 Simonark: Look. I’m from Kitchener, mocking Hamilton is basically all we have.
 ElementalAlchemist: They're pretty cool
Mark_D_Stroyer: @lordeisenfaust_ Yeah, the Couch is a heck of an entry piece.
 red_shoes_jeff: Good ol' Steel Town.
 ArcticAtlantic: as someone from Hamilton in Scotland I'm fascinated to know what Other Hamilton is like
 PharaohBender27: Neat!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
  TXC2: !events
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 PharaohBender27: 
  SmithKurosaki: Yea, I wish I had actually checked out your stuff while CB was still running, especially since there's a nice coffee place I would have loved to being Serge to. I was staff for all but the first year of CB
  Sarah_Serinde: I do not remember the actual years
  Sarah_Serinde: I went both times
  Sarah_Serinde: Yesss
 Xed_Regulus: I met both of you the year you went.
 QuixoticScrivener: deep lore?
  Sarah_Serinde: Ian and Featherweight did a Tinker Tailor panel
 PharaohBender27: 
 razorswift: Bardlelore
the_phantom_game_player: 
 northivanastan: there's a million things it hasn't done, but just you waaaait... Hamilton, Ontario!
 DigitalSeahorse: yup
 neisan2112: Oh really? 
 Featherweight_: Yepp I made him at a panel.
TheAinMAP: The untold origin story?
  Sarah_Serinde: And then they didn't have time to give it facial features, and then it didn't really need them 
  SmithKurosaki: Lol #blamemarktjan strikes again
 ThorSokar: it was a Puppet Making class, and they didn't "finish" and you went NOPE he's PERFECT
Critterbot: Huh...
 Nigouki: Ontario birthed that monstrosity
 Brozard: Oh wow, is this new lore?
 CelticGeek: Origin story! 
 TheWooglie: So Bartlelby and Jordynne are from the same city?
 Featherweight_: he doesn't have a face cause a panel is only 2 hours
the_phantom_game_player: Thats great
  Sarah_Serinde: @Brozard Probably more just forgotten
 KV1NN4: The one time I went to Con Bravo to see you guys I bought a LRR Hoodie (still have it!) but I hid behind a pillar for like 5 minutes before my partnet basically walked me up to your booth
 HubbeKing: @ThorSokar of course you know the details. why am I surprised 
  SmithKurosaki: @thewooglie lol
  SmithKurosaki: @thorsokar were you at CB at some point?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 KV1NN4: Thanks for recommending the Boodie size you did James, it's worked out great!
 ThorSokar: @HubbeKing There are some benefits to not being able to forget
 public_key_reveal_party: Or maybe they are each other's foils
  Sarah_Serinde: ConBravo is when I got to meet LRR folks in person for the first time, before I was a mod (but after I'd been contributing to DB and such)
 Earthenone: clearly jordynne was the finsihed product with the full process 
  SmithKurosaki: Stelco is still kind of running?
 NoxStryx: I alway figured bartlby was just a blank for building puppets that you never put anything on
 KV1NN4: Boodie=Hoodie
 Nigouki: most of the Golden Horseshoe at this point is industrial sprawl from Toronto 
  Sarah_Serinde: I had a great time with folks
 Welbog: When visiting Toronto, wave at Welbog from the airplane.
 Welbog: I will wave back.
  Akaiatana: @Sarah_Serinde And we met!
  Defrost: Conbravo was a good time!
 Featherweight_: the trains are getting pretty ok
 ThorSokar: @SmithKurosaki No, they've told this story before
 Brozard: They got good trains
 TheManaLeek: Ontario, we can kinda go places okay!
Eklinaar: I avoid the Toronto airport at all costs.  Worst airport I've ever been to.
 EthirealPlayer: It good so long as you don't want to leave the ggh
  Sarah_Serinde: @Akaiatana We did! And you had amazing costumes, and I believe we played each other in a chaos draft?
 Xed_Regulus: Just avoid the transit system in Ottawa. Still a work in progress.
  SmithKurosaki: @thorsokar sad. Would have been hilarious to have met you in person by accident
 AchillesAndTortoise: Greetings from Kitchener
Alex_Frostfire: Live in Ottawa, can confirm.
  SmithKurosaki: Hamilton to Toronto is reasonable transit
 Isaac3567: @Xed_Regulus The reason I leave an extra hour early before I need to be somewhere
  TXC2: hello AchillesAndTortoise  welcome
 ElementalAlchemist: Toronto and Ottawa were both really cool when I went
  Sarah_Serinde: James I am down for Toronto hangouts
  Defrost: James come visit montreal!!
 Mangledpixel: "all sorts of nonsense happened" - a summary of the past decade
 Nigouki: Roadquest 2: The 401
IslandersCaper: Yesssss come to the maritimes!
SnowBuddy18: cross Canada touLRR
 Welbog: Do a Toronto hangout pleeeease
 Earthenone: i saw lrr in person at a gp in oregon, but i was too exhausted to go talk to them after everything i had to do to get there
the_phantom_game_player: Sounds good
Eklinaar: Ottawa has some pretty cool museums.
  SmithKurosaki: @sarah_serinde lmk if that happens lol
Lirelent: Quebec City is cool
 HorusFive: Road Quest 2- the Long Way Home
Mark_D_Stroyer: Yeah that’s a super solid plan
 DigitalSeahorse: me neither
Master_Gunner: Halifax is pretty nice, I have to say.
 Simonark: @achillesandtortoise Good to know the Kitchener contingent is strong.
 incslayer: "shut up and take my money"
 ThorSokar: go to the east most North America Time Zone!
RealDarkAdamo: Come on out east 
  Sarah_Serinde: I just went to Halifax this year, it was neat
  Akaiatana: @Sarah_Serinde Yes! I'd love to do that again. I've been lax on my cons since the Pandini
Snowcookies: I'd love to visit Halifax
 dungeonmasteralek: I'd be so deliriously happy if lrr came to Montreal
 JoannaTastic: Road Quest 2: Mari-Time
  TXC2: Road quest 2: New Brunswick is a place
 jona88888: its not a highway
 ElementalAlchemist: It's North America's busiest highway
  Sarah_Serinde: @Akaiatana Oh yeah I haven't gone to one in ages at this point
 jona88888: its a parking lot
 Earthenone: also i was living 5 minutes away from lrrcon when it happened but got sick and dident want to spread it 
  SmithKurosaki: I'm trying to get Anime North to invite y'all, but it's like ramming my head into a wall
 Nigouki: 401 is hell, it's just hell. Lanes upon lanes of hell.
 TheManaLeek: One of the widest highways in the world at one point!
 patch_witch: It's wild to me that I was at ConBravo those years, but it was before I knew who LRR were.
 ElementalAlchemist: so many lanes
 Lord_Hosk: Wow, Flights from victoria to Toronto are SUPER cheap right now. there are flights from $150
  Sarah_Serinde: Newfoundland was also very nice, but I did that after high school with family so it was a while ago now
  SmithKurosaki: @patch_witch right?
 PharaohBender27: @Lord_Hosk 
 Brozard: Road Quest 2: DVP
 Nigouki: east
SnowBuddy18: east
  Sarah_Serinde: Scarborough is north and east
 Walshman42: east
  SmithKurosaki: Btw, if you ever had a prop checked at CB, you probably met mr
rozodru: 401 is a parking lot and so is the Gardiner now if you want to get into Toronto. just avoid it, there's nothing good here.
 doormar: @smithkurosaki LRR at Anime North is sometime I've been wanting
  SmithKurosaki: Met me*
 normarcl: If you come to Ottawa, the tour of Parliament is cool minus all the construction right now
  SmithKurosaki: @doormar you're not the only one
voren_chalco: "Have you been to Scarborough Mall" just doesn't have the same ring to it
 PharaohBender27: @voren_chalco 
 doozard: as a local of NL, i can certicaly say we have a very beautiful province when we arnt stuck in 2 weeks of rain and fog haha
TheAinMAP: https://clips.twitch.tv/AliveEasyWoodpeckerLitty-W6S-3P2njhfhMraK
  Sarah_Serinde: Transit in snow is just so fun
 DigitalSeahorse:  
Eklinaar: Yeah sounds about right
  Sarah_Serinde: (it is not fun)
the_phantom_game_player: 
  SmithKurosaki: Fuuun, right... 
  Sarah_Serinde: I bet
  TXC2: Sarah_Serinde  it's fun in the same way a panic attack is 
JinaMahavira: Hullo
 roefizzlebeef: hello alex!
 Walshman42: hallo
 PharaohBender27: 
the_phantom_game_player: Hello Alex
 northos: Alex can haz cheezborgar?
 42MiLLyWays: oh no
  SmithKurosaki: Hi alex
 a_tapes: BORGAR
 ShaneLeeAtk: Mmm... Cheezborgor
 asthanius: prank times
 NimrodXIV: Danger
 L0rdX33n: i miss snow
 42MiLLyWays: eeep
 ThorSokar: Hi Dr. Alex!
 HubbeKing: watch as James comes back in 10 minutes with borgar
 Didero: It's not locked?
 PsychoI3oy: So Alex, I only saw the first 20 minutes of Shipbreaker; how did you like it?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 KV1NN4: Hi Alex! :3
Eklinaar: @L0rdX33n Come to Ontario, we get way too fucking much of it
 ElementalAlchemist: lol
the_phantom_game_player: Oh well
ALLxISxLOST: At what point does one apologize for "accidentally" breaking all the glassware?
MattIsAMage: tell him you intended to prank him though 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Didero: Switch your and James's phones, see how long it takes him to figure it out
 42MiLLyWays: 100 100 100 100
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I remember that
 TheDevil_Risen: really enjoyed the punch a chunk shenans 
 L0rdX33n: Andrew is a genius
  Sarah_Serinde: Hard agree on that
SnowBuddy18: agreed
 Stephonee: yup
 TotalHell: 100%
  TXC2: also Agreed
  SmithKurosaki: 100%
 pn55: That's important yea
 asthanius: or a bucket of water over the door
 alchemistsavant: as someone from minnesota and currently living in houston texas, dealing with snow is sounding a lot more appealing than this 
 avi_miller: Yeah
abslomdaak42: Yeah, definitely
 PharaohBender27: Darn right
Genie_M: that makes them not easy
 ProcyonFlynn: Yeah - anything else really is something else.
  Akaiatana: The best pranks are kind and show love in surprising ways.
 JRandomHacker: At my office, if anyone leaves their computer unlocked when they walk away, the convention is to use their Slack account to promise the team donuts tomorrow morning
SnowBuddy18: and if it involves any bystanders, they also get to have a laugh
 avi_miller: It sucks when there is a lot of work to fix things after a "prank"
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 public_key_reveal_party: Clubbing was brilliant
  TXC2: esp number 2, 'cause boy can my mind race in that brief moment before realisation 
 arkham1981: Morning fellas, two part question. 1. James are there any new watches on your radar? 2. Alex given your fondness for little intricate machines/engineering, have you ever been interested in getting into the watch repair hobby?
 KV1NN4: More shows need to show ppl apologising for pranks that were unappreciated
  Simriel: Pranks should be entirely benign, and silly yeah
 KV1NN4: or actually did upset the recipeient
 NoxStryx: Like having james walk into the middle of the lake where a dragon shows up in elden ring
 ElementalAlchemist: and then Ashley won clubbing forever
 TheDevil_Risen: just finished catching up on it, was hella good James/Alex etc
 Brozard: Oh, icing
 PharaohBender27: I remember reading a Cracked article about it by Dan O'Brien.
 RandomTrivia: How have I never heard of this
 Shellsh0cker: Bros Clubbing Bros
 TacitusVigil: "Can you step?" - Alex
 HorusFive: https://clips.twitch.tv/EphemeralConsiderateCoyoteDatSheffy-clc4NRqbdpvLxldY
 PharaohBender27: And I even saw an icing happen in grad school. Thankfully it was at a bar.
SnowBuddy18: I know people who would ice their roommates by putting it under their pillow
  Defrost: You think LRR is more likely to get a tourism grant for a roadquest 2, with the succesful completion of RQ 🤔
 hawktonguebaby: That can't be right, I'm sure it was more like 2008
 Sevinon: Remember that from I think Freshman year of college
 ProcyonFlynn: Speaking of willingly touching things - does anyone know where that score-card has ended up?
 vanman229: my cousin got iced at his wedding reception by his new wife
 PharaohBender27: Yeah, the *dangerous* part is um, not OK.
 Bassios: A friend and I occasionally Club each other, thanks to the Bros Clubbing Bros video. I'm due Clubbing him soon, so I'll have to see if I can get some Club Soda in before I see him next
  nosole: We had to ban bottles of Ice from the work Christmas parties because it was such a problem apparently
  Simriel: @ALLxISxLOST context?
jjmonte20: good morning
  TXC2: the kneel seems unnecessary
the_phantom_game_player: 
 ThorSokar: My fav is still Kate getting Alex with a Club in a Bus Cake
 asthanius: and then Ashley won
 RandomTrivia: That implies the existence of other, lesser known viral drinking games
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 public_key_reveal_party: Now the biggest viral thing is viruses
 TacitusVigil: Isn't that the short where Alex wore the bandolier of drinks?
 HorusFive: American $ or Canadian $?
 Fanklok: Do it with the company card
 PharaohBender27: @TacitusVigil The CH episode, yes
 pn55: And rename it to "Clubbing"
Angreed66: 1 million
 Fanklok: How about 1000?
 thaigeprime: At least 2
Genie_M: new subathon goal?
  Sarah_Serinde: James no
 RandomTrivia: 
CaptainTeo: and that's what this subathon is funding.
the_phantom_game_player: Do it
 iDangero: SmLRRnoff Ice
 ElementalAlchemist: $2,500 worth
  TXC2: 2.5 million ?
 ThorSokar: Ya know what? Pick a number
 TacitusVigil: @PharaohBender27 I wasn't sure if it was cHustle yet or not. 
 Sevinon: Pretty sure we would yell at you
 public_key_reveal_party: New subathon stretch goal
 NoxStryx: $2500/5?
 RealGamerCow: The next internet viral trend: putting your groin in a hydraulic press
 KBKarma: Right, I'm back at home after vaccination, coffee, and cinnamon roll.
 Brozard: 1000?
  Akaiatana: Pay staff 2500, best prank.
 PharaohBender27: @RealGamerCow D:
 Dalrint: What url are they buying?
 TacitusVigil: is BlameJames dot com available? 
 Malkmaven1176: The timer needs to get back up around 24 hours to go
 TheDevil_Risen: so has the mini Donkey bit happened yet?
 ElementalAlchemist: "Is it $2500 funny?"
 Simonark: If you used it to bring back Clubbing in the LRR workplace, they’d hate you forever.
tuo2: hello Alex. it’s good to see you. James
 Suffix: 100%
 NeoOfTheDark: @Dalrint brosicingbros.com
tuo2: , how’s the coffee?
 Brozard: I forget the exact amount, but streamers don’t get 100% of the sub money. It’s between 40-70% IIRC?
 teddywhosabear: in the legal world I often hear this referred to as "is the juice worth the squeeze"
 ElementalAlchemist: Hamfather was very silly
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Mangledpixel: 
 red_shoes_jeff:  ?
 RandomTrivia: That was a truly incredible bit
 JRandomHacker: Hamfather was absolute genius
 RandomTrivia: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 ElementalAlchemist: oh, yes, the musicians were wonderful
 neisan2112: The burger one was hillarious
 pn55: Everyone just going along with it was the best bit.
RoeDent89: That was brilliant
 PharaohBender27: That was AWESOME
the_phantom_game_player: 
 RandomTrivia: It was amazing
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: I mean I hear that G is thinking of reassigning the Tarp budget for this year
 BigDaddyBland87: 
 ThorSokar: HamFather is very much one of the DesertBus bits, and had the perfect 1-ups-manship done with it
 CelticGeek: This is the best thing to watch whilst working on my Desert Bus Craft-Along project
 Suffix: That was SO GOOD.
 RandomTrivia: It was worth every penny
  Sarah_Serinde: @Brozard Yeah at this point I don't remember the actual rate and it can vary a bit, but no they don't get 100% of subs. They do get 100% of bits, because chat is the one paying the fee when they buy them
MTigress: get a kazoo player instead
Halinn: It was absolutely worth it
 Kikazi: it was a very impressive goof
RoeDent89: LRR budgets: Goof. Tarp.
 Stephonee: As you should, as a part of their biggest fundraiser
 Lord_Hosk: Hamfather wasn't a bit.  Hamfather is just something that happens every night at Ham-oclock when your butler brings in ham and slices off a piece for you.  Why do people call it a bit?
 BtEtta: Huh. At what point did lrr.club go down. 
CaptynByrd: It was amazing.
  Sarah_Serinde: Perfectly normal
RoeDent89: When you put it like that...
Genie_M: and you made christmas and ...
 HorusFive: Well when you say it out loud it's weird
  Sarah_Serinde: It was so good
 ThorSokar: For anyone who wants to see the entire HamFather bit: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdFkb8808G3hRKA22Gx6Fk0bukZN6CxUL
 pn55: It was totally worth it.
  TXC2: totally normal sentence
 Dalrint: @Lord_Hosk I am jealous of the life you must live, Hosk
CaptynByrd: Those kinda bits are what make DB so special
 RandomTrivia: Part of what makes the Desert Bus audience so engaged (as far as donations are concerned) is that the silliness is the core tenet
 neisan2112: I'm sure those musicians loved doing something weird and getting paid for it too
 RealGamerCow: Alex, do you have thoughts on Hardspace:shipbreaker?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 HorusFive: How much of LRR-life is the phrase "Well when I say it out loud...."
 ElementalAlchemist: similarly when Andrew brought in Bucan Bucan, and then after they left the put a donation in
 baskwalla: Punching chunks
RoeDent89: Sitting in front of a camera with a friend drinking coffee...
 RandomTrivia: If you compare with any other charity fundraiser, DBfH has an impossibly high audience engagement
 ElementalAlchemist: 
Critterbot: Shogun was pretty good.
 BrokenGolem: checks out
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Earthenone: based on the size of the channel, i would assume a basic  sub gives anywhere from 70-80% to lrr so 400 bits seems a pretty even compariosn
 HorusFive: Actually less about the Shogun than the title would imply
 KBKarma: I need to watch more Letterkenny and any Shoresy.
  Simriel: Desert Bus is essentially a harvest festival
 mercano82: I'm excited for the new Batman animated series coming out next month on Amazon.
 DigitalSeahorse:   show gun
 the_walking: I finished acotyle and outer range
 ArcticAtlantic: I'm watching Next Gen for the first time right now!
 Sunidesus: during and after
the_phantom_game_player: I guess James still has the lego lotr build they did at the first subathon?
 ArcticAtlantic: i love it!
 HorusFive: Concurrent
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 The_Color_Twelve: ds9 and tng overlapped for 2 seasons
  TXC2: yes it was TNG into DS9 into Voy
 ThorSokar: DS9 and Voyager happened nearly at the same time
 mercano82: DS9 Overlaped TNG seasons 6-7 and Voyager 1-5
Eklinaar: Original Series - Animated Series - Next Generation - DS9 - Voyager - Enterprise is the chronological order
missa_hancock: ds9 is fantastic
 HavenDragon: voyager is my favorite personally
 couchboyj: Yeah, TNG and DS9 had a slight overlap
 PharaohBender27: I've heard Voyager described as  "Star Trek comfort food"
 NoxStryx: Voyager is of it's time
 spinebustertee: This morning I'm donating gift subs equal to the number of times I've had the misfortune of running into Russell Brand getting coffee this week.
 malfnord: Voyager fans need to watch Prodigy; it's the sequel VOY needed and deserved.
 red_shoes_jeff: Voyager was a very show.
 TacitusVigil: Star trek Prodigy is AMAZING
  TXC2: also you are wrong to hate Neelix
 L0rdX33n: voyager had the highest variability in quality. Good was really good, but bad was so bad it was non-canonized
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: I remember llikeing DS9 but as I was watching the whole time I was like "oh this is from B5... ooh so is that!"
 IronwoodWizard: once they got away from the Kazon it got better imo
 ManicPixieDreamLurker: 995
 Sunidesus: I should try VOY again, I bounced off it HARD when it first aired
tuo2: I just made evening porridge. with honey and vanilla and bananas. it was goooood.
 Dalrint: Voyager has some very high moments and some low moments and it all kind of evens out to 'this is fine?'
 AchillesAndTortoise: Star Trek is great
 Bowerbird7: I keep meaning to watch Voyager Season 1, every time my local channel would play it they'd start at Season 2 for some reason
Eklinaar: @Bobtheninjagoldfish Yeah DS9 ripped plot points from B5 constantly
 NekomimiNinja: Voyager was the only show my *whole* family followed. it was kinda special in that way. tried rewatching it and wasn't as impressed with it these days
 HeartwoodMtG: Have either of you watched Lower Decks?
  TXC2: Next gen has a TRASH first season though
 AchillesAndTortoise: Voyager was my first series
 ProcyonFlynn: In fairness - TNG took itself a lot more seriously. Good and Bad.
 mercano82: +1 recomendation for Prodigy.  I don't know why Paramount+ passed on season 2.
 Masslost: Babylon 5 is my favorite it’s Star Trek but it’s not Star Trek
 HorusFive: Did he like Dune 1?
 ArcticAtlantic: me and my mum have been watching TNG together and it's really nice
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: last year I did an entire chronological watchthought of Startrek
 protojman: you need the right mindset for Voyager. It's Pop Trek
  TXC2: yes it was
 PharaohBender27: OK, time to go to work.
Eklinaar: Enterprise was garbage
 munocard: I think Dune 2 was pretty fine.
missa_hancock: you have seen Enterprise? I think it’s better than people say it was
  TXC2: Ent was bad until Season 4
qwertiest_mint: good movie, but dune part 2 is very distinct from the book 🏜️
 vinewood_og: Zooty Zooty Zoot Zoot B5 forever
 TheWooglie: @Masslost The Orville is mine
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 AchillesAndTortoise: I am an Enterprise apologist
 Herbert_Erpaderp: We rewatched enterprise recently, it isn't that bad. That theme song though...
 HavenDragon: tbh i don't think s1 of TNG is that bad, its just worse than later seasons
 hawktonguebaby: Enterprise was good! You just have to press Skip Credits!
 Featherweight_: Strange new worlds is a blast
  TXC2: PharaohBender27    stay safe
 DandyGeek: Lower Decks, Alex
resilientspring: Voyager was the first time I saw a woman in charge. Will love it forever for that.
 ThorSokar: You gotta skip the theme song on Enterprise, and NEVER watch the last episode, holy crap that was garbage
 Ard_Rhys: Enterprise got good in season 4, then was cancelled
 PharaohBender27: A few more minutes before I go. See you later 
SnowBuddy18: Discovery was strange, and doesn't feel like Star Trek, but is okay
missa_hancock: it’s been a long road - getting from there to here!
 jimber_jam: Enterprise Season 2 is decent, and SOME of season 3 is OK, the rest is pretty bad
RoeDent89: Man, remember live-tweeting TV?
 vinewood_og: Discovery has some rough parts, but season 2 was amazing
 code_sourcerer: I kinda liked Enterprise, but that was maybe because we finally got a new star trek show
 IndustrialRocketScientist: Enterprise had some interesting episodes, but they were never really fleshed out
 Masslost: @thewooglie yeah Orville is pretty good clone
 TacitusVigil: Season 4 of enterprise was good, but not the finale
 IndustrialRocketScientist: oh god the Xindi
 malfnord: ENT was tragic, DSC was frustrating, PIC just makes me mad.
 mercano82: Strange New Worlds is the best of the new live-action Trek series, but both of the animated series, Prodigy & Lower Decks, are also great.
 code_sourcerer: I really did not like Enterprise, it was way too much over the top
the_phantom_game_player: Pharaoh at it again
 TacitusVigil: The xindi
 Lord_Hosk: This biggest problem with Voyager was that the writers room wasn't cohesive and was almost all dudes, so they had two different ideas of how to write Janeway.  Loving Science mom, and Badass killer lady and she bounced back and forth week to week.
Eklinaar: Yeah Enterprise was uhhhh
 jessieimproved: Right now Star Trek is gated behind a service I'm not willing to pay for 
 HavenDragon: oh jeez
 vinewood_og: Yep enterprise was offf the rails
 munocard: It's been a long road...
  TXC2: yeah Bakula was miscast
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: SNW is the best trek show.
 vinewood_og: SNW is fantastic
 DandyGeek: second season is also good
 HubbeKing: Strange New Worlds is incredible
Eklinaar: Yeah Bakula really was not a good Star Trek captain.
 jimber_jam: SNW is very very good
 munocard: Strange New Worlds is FANTASTIC
 TreeVor84: Strange New Worlds is very good
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DandyGeek: SNW is my current fav live action Trek
 ThorSokar: no one has complaints about Strange New Worlds
 kodalith: Lower Decks is amazing
 Bassios: Strange New Worlds is great, it's so much fun
 malfnord: Anson Mount is amazing as Captain Pike
 Shortfall: Picard Series 3 is worth watching, the first 2 less so
 dungeonmasteralek: Lower decks is peak entertainment
 Hoplon42: Lower decks too
 mercano82: Seek out new life and new civilizations.
 vinewood_og: Lower Decks is also underrated
 Bowerbird7: Seek out new life and new civilisations?
 Dalrint: Oh there was Picard, if that counts.
 jimber_jam: Lower Decks is also top tier
 UltraVioletVodoo: what is it streaming on?
  TXC2: Conor Triner was EASILY the best actor in Ent
 QuixoticScrivener: what about the Orville?
 hawktonguebaby: I kinda love Bakula in that role. The humans are supposed to be goofier than they realize at that point in history.
 TreeVor84: SNW season 2 has some fantastic episodes
 DandyGeek: Lower Decks is so much more authentically Trek than you'd ever expect
 Featherweight_: Its Star trek flavoured star trek
 superdeadsmurf: prodigy is realy fun too if you can handle a bit of kiddy stuff
 mercano82: SNW also has an episode set in Toronto.
 munocard: The guy playing Spock in SNW is fantastic
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: Season 2 of Strange new worlds has both a musical Episode and a Live action crossover with Lower DEcks
 Mattmitchell45: Lower Decks rules
 BlueChloroplast: Love LD
  TXC2: a LIVE ACTION crossover
 Lord_Hosk: Strange New Worlds has a musical Episode where they know they are in the musical
MattIsAMage: lower decks is getting put into a card game 
 kodalith: Yup. Its amazing!
 Suffix: Those Old Scientists.
CAKHost: Hello everyone!
 Herbert_Erpaderp: The SNW crossover is great. So is the musical episode
 Suffix: It's an amazing episode.
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: SO Boimler and Mariner shwo up on SNWE
  TXC2: hello CAKHost  welcome
 KV1NN4: YUP love that crossover XD
 DigitalSeahorse: neat!
 YeomanAres: Becket and boimler
 Xed_Regulus: Lower Decks is Star Trek made by people who love Star Trek
 TacitusVigil: Prodigy is Voyager's Picard, but... better
 NeoOfTheDark: Lower Decks is so good
SnowBuddy18: there's also The Orville, which slaps and made people go "wait, this is better Star Trek than Star Trek currently is"
 kodalith: It really is a Love Letter to the franchise
 Bassios: Lower Decks is fuckin' amazing
John Hill: Strange New Worlds is great
John Hill: and the crossover episode is pretty good
 Verrain2: Strange New Worlds is TOS if they had today's budget.
 vinewood_og: "Why does everyone talk so fast in the future? And all those references..."
 RealGamerCow: There are some DEEEP cuts in Lower Decks
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: and they both go out of the way to incormorate physicality from the cartoons, like the boimler walks and stuff.
  TXC2: "go away Q we don't have time for your bullshit!"
Pteraspidomorphi: Yes! It was criminal
 dungeonmasteralek: That show slapped!
 hawktonguebaby: I haven't watched any "new Trek" and I'm doing a rewatch from TOS to lead up to it. And as nostalgic as it is, good lord does TOS drag…
 Mattmitchell45: Netflix Conspiracy Cartoon
 L0rdX33n: Loved Inside Job
 mercano82: "Go bother Picard or something!"
 kodalith: Yeah. That was a shame
 munocard: I'm still upset that Amazon cancelled The Peripheral.
 DandyGeek: it's basically "what if wage slave in Steve Jackson's Illuminati universe"
MattIsAMage: "what if gornement conspiriesys were true + rick and morty"
 L0rdX33n: “What if every conspiracy was true?”
 KV1NN4: Still made they're ending Lower Decks in season 5...
 malfnord: Inside Job = The Office but taking place inside the Illuminati
 Bowerbird7: speaking of Star Trek adjacent thing, The Orville was surprisingly decent from memory
 Masslost: stargate needs to comeback cause it was so good
 spinebustertee: it's by Alex Hirsch, from Gravity Falls!
 Featherweight_: I love the lower decks call backs to the original animated series like the giant spock skelton in the collectors stuff
alexnaderpoulsen: Yah inside job
  TXC2: it's the same production house no?
 brunothepig: What if every conspiracy theory were true, and it were your job to keep them covered up
 The_Color_Twelve: it has been up and down but I enjoyed the last 2 seasons
Eklinaar: Rick and Morty is great, the Rick and Morty fandom is one of the most toxic on the internet
 Leonhart321: A good show with a terrible fanbase
 mercano82: Yeah, The Orville is a love letter to TNG, you just have to get through some Seth McFarland jokes.
 TacitusVigil: The show is good, the fans are... yeah
 Brozard: @spinebustertee I was just about to ask, couldn’t remember
 RealGamerCow: Rick and Morty seems to be on cruise control now
 Shellsh0cker: I would argue Rick and Morty is a show with good episodes
 munocard: That sounds a bit like Cabin in the Woods
 RealGamerCow: There's still high points
 red_shoes_jeff: @Bowerbird7 I keep hearing it described as "a better Star Trek than Star Trek."
 Brozard: Maybe you should watch anime, James 
  TXC2: RealGamerCow  yeah it does feel like that
 Bassios: Final Space? I tried the first episode and bounced off it so hard
 TacitusVigil: It's very good off brand TNG
 Bowerbird7: @red_shoes_jeff yeah, especially given Discovery wasn't it for a lot of people
  Resilient Spring: my problem with modern trek is that it hits my phobias often enough that I'm too nervous to watch it anymore :'(
Keith Brown: the fact that ST Enterprise was the first Star Trek show I was old enough to watch might be why I became a Star Wars fan lol
Kevin Leung: animated cabin in the woods
 neisan2112: Speaking of animated shows, I iust rewatched Arcane and god its still amazing.
 KV1NN4: Solar Opposites?
Eklinaar: As a queer person, I refuse to watch The Orville because Seth MacFarlane is absolutely awful with portrayals of queer people.
 Didero: I also liked the new DuckTales 
 BlueChloroplast: I prefer animated shows
 L0rdX33n: Bojack Horseman?
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: @red_shoes_jeff this must have been said before SNW and Lower Decks hit.
 DigitalSeahorse: Final Space got depressing
 Mattmitchell45: Tucca and Bertie love
 avi_miller: Gumball is so so good!!
Riandisa: Gumball is a great show
 QuixoticScrivener: gumball is fantastic mixed media animation
 Featherweight_: gumball is a love letter to animation
the_phantom_game_player: it is
 Lord_Hosk: There was that "this is fantasy futurama" which was really bad
 Alzran: Gumball is an Experience
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: “My Adventures With Superman” is really good.  very different visual design compared to other Superman cartoons, very anime-influenced
Chefryto90: The Owlhouse is legit one of my fav moder animated shows
 EdibleDragon: I LOVED Final Space. You just have to know you’re supposed to dislike the MC at first
 Verrain2: When Gumball is on, it is on!
 avi_miller: Different charactered being animated at different frames is just a chefs kiss
 TheWooglie: Like Red Dwarf?
 SquidVorb: Yes and no
  TXC2: or the talking Balloon
 TheNerdWonder: RADA!
 Earthenone: i think i saw a parody of gumbal, but with this description maybe i saw some of the actual show 
 trenzylive: 6
Bade Warrior: 6 seasons
 TacitusVigil: I saw Crapopolis once, and despite the VAs...I hate it.
 SquidVorb: I believe there's a movie or revival or something in progress
 SquidVorb: For gumball
 DigitalSeahorse: it's high energy
Riandisa: They are working on a movie and a new season/series
 red_shoes_jeff: @EdibleDragon VERY dangerous tightrope to walk, that.
 dungeonmasteralek: Hot take: Bojack is a good show that got too heavy handed
fiftymcnasty: BoJack is great, but you do need emotional armor
 DigitalSeahorse: it's goofy
 patfinder: BoJack is excellent, and dark, but also very funny
 KV1NN4: I think Gumball came about cos they decided to use a bunch the failed Pilots characters at the time
 RealGamerCow: @TheNerdWonder I loved Chowder so much.
 public_key_reveal_party: Bojack is sad, but it does do something interesting with it
 ThorSokar: Is this where I put down the banner of watch Netfilx Castlevania (the first series)?
 hesterbyrde: Bojack is amazing but it is very real about some heavy stuff
 DandyGeek: Tuca and Bertie was really incredible, and understood how to play in the medium very well
 Masslost: thoughts on archer
 mjiig: I enjoyed Bojack to start with, but I did eventually burn out somewhat on self sabotage as a plot hook
 JRandomHacker: "Loews But A Animal Version" being styled with the Home Depot branding is an A+ joke
 Brozard: I said this on Ian’s stream the other week, but Space Brothers
 Mattmitchell45: @DandyGeek exactly
Bade Warrior: and a movie
Justin Brown: what is this?
Bade Warrior: They're talking about cartoons
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: I find myself disliking a l LOT of main characters in shows (animated or otherwise) but loving the surrounding cast.
abslomdaak42: I've seen the first two seasons of Bojack and really, really liked it
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 DandyGeek: (and it was also *extremely real*, but much less toxic dude-centered)
  TXC2: Gods I used to love Archer
 QuixoticScrivener: Archer has good seasons, and TERRIBLE seasons
 xantos69: Archer got weird.
 Lord_Hosk: Archer has good and bad seasons
 spinebustertee: The well rounded characters + weird stuff is also the same allure that Doom Patrol had for me
 The_Color_Twelve: archer season 3 to 6 were good and I found 8 good if different
 TehAmelie: Will Arnett voicing BoJack does the best work he's ever done, at least
 DandyGeek: Archer had a streak where they did genre seasons, and those were fun
 neisan2112: Its got huge peaks and valleys
 QuixoticScrivener: Archer in space, and on the island, was hilarious
 public_key_reveal_party: Archer never was bad, but it was heading that way as it went on
 munocard: I like how they wrote out Archer's mom after the actress passed away.
 arkham1981: I keep going back to Gravity Falls as just a feel good fun watch.
 vinewood_og: Adam Reed(sp)?
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 RealGamerCow: There's only so many jokes you can squeeze out of that concept
Justin Brown: okay what is this channel normally?
  Simriel: They do a variety of different streams
Bade Warrior: Uhh a lot of stuff sketch comedy they have a panel show they have different gaming streams
Justin Brown: the algo brought me here.
 hawktonguebaby: Adam Reed, who also did Sealab 2021
 vinewood_og: Bring back Venture Brothers
 Mattmitchell45: Owl House if we're talking
 Sevinon: @vinewood_og At least we got the movie
 Stephonee: Bob's Burgers is so good
 ShaneLeeAtk: H. Jon Benjamin doing a lot of work
 munocard: @hawktonguebaby Ohhhh... that's why I loved Archer so much!
 hyperpuppy64: y'all seen the Harley Quinn show?
  TXC2: Bob's Burgers is very up and down for me
 BorealMage: @hawktonguebaby My partner and I still quote that show to each other all the time
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: 400 one more minute on the clock
 Hansk_and_Boo: Bobs burgers is peak comfort food tv, no pun intended
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 public_key_reveal_party: Bob's Burgers is one hundred percent a comfortable show, for good and bad
 munocard: Bob's Burgers at least feels like the characters don't hate each other and feels genuine.
 SharktoothJack: I don’t think it’s a bad thing to be a comfort food episodic kind of show
 TehAmelie: "upper lower middle class", they joke
 DigitalSeahorse: and a cat
Bade Warrior: Depends on what you're into but they probably have at least 1 stream of content that you'd enjoy
Bade Warrior: If you like short form comedy check out some crapshots
  Simriel: Videogames of various genres, sketch comedy, Magic the Gathering, Board Games, Roleplaying games, and prerecorded comedy
Justin Brown: fair
 L0rdX33n: I appreciate that all the Belcher’s are creative, but not very good at it
 incslayer: when simpsons was made that was still true though
 Shortfall: Thoughts on the Futurama Reboot Reboot? Next series starts in like a week
 munocard: It's still wild that Bob's Burgers had to write out a character because their VA was at Jan 6th.
 Hansk_and_Boo: "grounded in reality"
 Angnor33: Bob's Burgers is so good.
 hawktonguebaby: Fun fact: Bob's Burgers was originally supposed to be about a family of cannibals who served human-meat burgers to unsuspecting customers. Then they realized that would be terrible. But they make a few askew references to it through the show.
 Featherweight_: it was a pitch of late night adult swim
 DandyGeek: Bob's Burgers also often hinges on "the business could fail at any moment" which I think is also more modern
 public_key_reveal_party: It feels like it's not "about" struggling to get by, because that is just kinda ever present and drives a lot of stuff subtly
 Masslost: I’m happy this weekend I’m bingeing Sherlock cause I can lol
Eklinaar: That's just a real depiction of life in America right now
 TacitusVigil: Lots of stuff like that back then.  Rosanne,  Married With Children.
Bade Warrior: Oh and road quest
Bade Warrior: Watch Road Quest
Justin Brown: will do
Mark_D_Stroyer: “All we have is these terrible burger pun names.”
 Molladia: !time
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 northos: the burgers of the day sometimes really get me 
 SFSMaus: !sir
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gnabaer: i was told The Venture Bros. is really good, but i never saw it myself
 munocard: The Venture Bros is an all time favorite
 KV1NN4: version of the Belcher family exists in my group's SciFi Homebrew game (as occassioinal guests) and one 'episode' the youngest kid got a Sword
 Featherweight_: it ok for a thing just to  be pleasant
 brunothepig: I think it's strange to pin down because it feels as silly as Family Guy and the like, but it's far more sincere
 The_Color_Twelve: so good
  TXC2: gnabaer  it was, but also VERY of it's time
 DoctorBobnarAwesome: If I'm rewatching Gilmore Girls I know I'm depressed.
 vinewood_og: Go team Venture!
 L0rdX33n: i need to finish Venture Bros…
 KBKarma: A show from my childhood that I quite enjoyed was Angry Beavers.
 KV1NN4: it was a whole thing
 incslayer: i grew up on Jonny Quest and i have never been able to actually get myself to watch Venture Bros
 Brozard: Has no one brought up Dr. Katz and Home Movies?
 The_Color_Twelve: venture is one of my favorite shows of all time if the name didn't indicate that
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: did anyone else see Frisky Dingo? The show that the people who made archer did between Sealab and archer?
 ThorSokar: even if you've just seen Johnny Quest that'll get a huge number of the Venture Bros. jokes
 ElementalAlchemist: I loved Harvey Birdman
 munocard: The whole OSI and SPHINX stuff in Venture is very GI Joe
 bo_brinkman: Friday Nights is my "comfort when anxious" show. 
 Molladia: Looking forward to the new West Wing show Josh Malina keeps talking about.
 Simonark: Once VB gets going, nothing comes close for the sheer love and effort in every frame of that show
 jjcard: Rewatched some King of the Hill recently. Still holds up
  Simriel: We are currently in the middle of a !subathon
 MacSquizzy: @DoctorBobnarAwesome me with Patriot
 pigeondoverose: harvey birdman is so good
the_phantom_game_player: 
 public_key_reveal_party: I need to watch Harvey birdman, I feel like I would like it
 mercano82: I am Mentok, the Mind Taker!
 PMAvers: Ian kicks in the door at the mention of Venture Bros
 TotalHell: Did you get that...thing I sent you?
 Philocalist: Space Ghost too
 DigitalSeahorse:   Birdman
 JadedCynic: Yeah, knowing Johnny Quest - the source material  (which I still say is Johnny grew up to become Johnny Bravo - dad lost custody and he moved in with Mama 
 The_Color_Twelve: and raises!
 DandyGeek: @L0rdX33n the film is a worthy button to the story up to now. Still hoping they get to play in the world again in the future.
 hawktonguebaby: @jjcard Kind of the Hill was somehow both of and ahead of its time
 lesbianpunkpyromancer22: Anyone watch smiling friends?
 Mattmitchell45: The HBO Bird Girl show was different, but excellent
 asthanius: speaking of Hannah Barbara: Jellystone
 mercano82: Wasn't Harvey Birdman 15 minute episodes, too?
 Lord_Hosk: @TacitusVigil Rosanne both parents worked, and the kids got jobs so they could have spending money. it wasn't until later when they did the lotto win seasons.
 janky_as_heck: Let's discuss regular show though
duck33: what time is it over the pond for you lovely chaps?
 vinewood_og: Did you get that thing I sent you?
  TXC2: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time:  7:30 AM
 CookieMom: @Lord_Hosk You mean the season that ended SUPER dark.
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: State your First Name, Last name and Occupation. Lizardman, Lizardman and Lizardman
 alchemistsavant: AUUUUGHH?
 EdibleDragon: I was so sad to see Brak’s VA is an Amazon driver now
francis lelievre: why aren't you using the funny actors anymore?
Bade Warrior: They're running 24 hours right now and they gotta save the good stuff for prime time
Bade Warrior: This is the morning chat
 QuixoticScrivener: How did Tim Allen manage to get cast on a family show?
 munocard: Petition to make Drew Carey Show streamable.
 Gekyouryuu: @lesbianpunkpyromancer22 yes
 JadedCynic: @duck33 here it's noon on the east coast of canada, for them it's 7:30am
 xantos69: My assessment of Home Improvement is "mostly harmless"
 MrPandaaaGaming: Has LRR ever been approached to do writing for a comedy TV show?
 Featherweight_: the space ghost episode of Jellystone is quietly heartbreaking
 DandyGeek: Alex, did you ever see the Robocop *TV* show?
 Sorator13: @QuixoticScrivener Bob Saget is the one that surprises me, personally
 JRandomHacker: Fresh Prince is _so_ good
  TXC2: Gods Fresh prince was THE JAM
Eklinaar: Home Improvement was mostly a show about exaggerated stereotypes
shiny_elva: Hello chat o/
  TXC2: hello shiny_elva  welcome
 DandyGeek: bonkers that it got made at all
 ThorSokar: Fresh Prince has some VERY real episodes, which was very impressing for the time
 DoctorBobnarAwesome: @MacSquizzy I'm glad I'm not the only one, but I envy having a show like that which is only a couple of seasons.
  TXC2: ThorSokar  indeed
 Nigouki: god, RoboCop TV show was like morning kids time syndication wasn't it
  Akaiatana: A cop-out?
 red_shoes_jeff: LOVED Fresh Prince, back in the day...
 QuixoticScrivener: @Sorator13 Or Howie Mandel with Bobby's World
 Earthenone: fresh prince was so good, it was one of those shows i stayed up late for
 HubbeKing: I have heard *very* good things about the new Robocop videogame
 Masslost: Miami vice tv show is one hell of a look into the 80’s
duck33: fresh prince holds up so well as someone who was too young to watch when it came out
 KV1NN4: which Robocop TV show? Weren't there two live-actions and a cartoon?
 DandyGeek: oh yeah, the first film is great. the rest are dogshit
Mark_D_Stroyer: 2Robo2Cop
 Shortfall: Robocop jumped the shark when he appeared on WCW
 Gekyouryuu: I'd rent that for a quarter
MTigress: there was a robocop cartoon, and a tv show and 2 different miniseries i believe
 vinewood_og: Total recall
 Mattmitchell45: Commando
 TacitusVigil: A mini series too
 Dalrint: Hey! ROBOCOP 3 IS PERFECT!  It is everything a movie needed to be!
Redpandarama: Robocop 2 is a m a z i n g
 KV1NN4: then Frank Miller happened to Robocop
Eklinaar: Some kids stuff from the 80s and 90s was very subversive
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 JadedCynic: the first one was another Verhooven satire of action movies...and the rest kinda forgot they were supposed to be satire
 Joecool190: Aliens!
 incslayer: In sweden Fresh Prince aired on Channel 5 which i didnt have so i made do with The Nanny
 snowewolf: What do you think of the Blade Runner Films
 DandyGeek: @KV1NN4 oh no I forgot there was a cartoon 
 Spolin: has Alex played the Robocop game?
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 xantos69: Terminator 2 is my "I'll stop whatever I'm doing to watch it if I see it on" movie.
MTigress: oh, 2 cartoons actually
  TXC2: bo_brinkman  
 mercano82: Terminator 2 was as good, or better, than the original, but it's downhill from there.
 ThorSokar: The "why doesn't he want me" scene from Fresh Prince is just burned in to my brain
the_phantom_game_player: That recent Robocop is good for what it is
 Morrigan9: @bo_brinkman Thanks for the gift sub!
 TriChronos: There was also the Super Sentai wave on 1990 with the OG Power Rangers
 Lord_Hosk: Robocop was like...way too marketable to kids for its own good.  Nothing about robocop was for kids but MAN did they push it to kids
 red_shoes_jeff: Saw Alien for the first time, this year.
 pigeondoverose: my hot take is most films shouldn't get sequels and most tv shows should be miniseries
 Nigouki: RoboCop 2 was...Irvine Kershner?
Genie_M: there's robocop 2 and 3?
 PawssumFable: I live
 HubbeKing: Robocop 2 is kind of hilarious because it just... doesn't have an ending
 Bassios: I've definitely never seen Robocop 2
 KV1NN4: @DandyGeek yup... the writers kept assuming his Partner was romantically intereste din him (because she's the Girl partnered witht he Main Dude...)
 HubbeKing: the movie just Stops
 topofthemorningdew: what about all the high school musicals?
 mercano82: Terminator: The Sara Conner Chronicles was getting pretty good when FOX canceled the series.
 munocard: Robocop 2 was shot in Houston, and it's weird having been born and raised here.
 ArkhamArchivist: I want to watch Prey again
gnabaer: yeam in 3 he fights ninjas with a jetpack
Mark_D_Stroyer: I still love Last Action Hero for being so antithetical to the typical action movie
 MrMatternot: Poltergeist had a solid spin off tv series,
 Gekyouryuu: Apparently the Planet of the Apes franchise is mostly or entirely bangers
 Dalrint: There are TWO cyberninjas in robocop 3. Also robocop can fly!
 Xed_Regulus: I got to watch a 45th anniversary re-release of Alien in theatre a couple months back. That was sweet to see in cinema.
 SajuukSjet: when the local cinema had the sci-fi season, got to see double-feature T1+T2 back to back, worked _really_ well telling a whole story
 Featherweight_: I watched a thing on the makin got the abyss and that was way more wild then the actual movie
 Shortfall: I had to watch Alien for High School English in Australia
 HubbeKing: Robocop can indeed terrible-cgi-fly in the 3rd movie
  TXC2: Mark_D_Stroyer  same
 dm818: Prey was great
 dannycabby: have we discussed the newer star wars shows? mandalorian, etc?
 Joecool190: its so good
  TXC2: Prey
 DandyGeek: @KV1NN4 ugggh, that was never my favorite sort of trope and for Robocop? blerg
 PawssumFable: We've all seen Predator 2 in bits and pieces, it used to be on TV all the time
Eklinaar: Prey is very very good, great evolution of the Predator series
 Xed_Regulus: Yes, Prey was great
 incslayer: Prey was Great
 thatguysteve2709: So good
 neisan2112: Prey was fantastic
 KBKarma: I was oddly amused at them making cartoons of adult films. Like Ghostbusters and Beetlejuice.
 kodalith: Prey is very good
 HubbeKing: Prey is legit great
 GazzyInferno: prey is the best predator film since at least 2, and really since 1
 Molladia: What prompt triggered this conversation?
Mark_D_Stroyer: Predators was stupid solid
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KevinTheShark: 80 years!
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 Bowerbird7: I kinda liked Predators
 KV1NN4: I LIEKD one of the new Planet fo the Apes movies but as I was tellign a friend of mine about it ona  roadtrip i got PROGRESSIVELY ANGRIER because i started noticing the gaps in logic of science and society prior to the problems etc
 ArkhamArchivist: AVP was "good" trash
 Ridgenator: @bo_brinkman Thank ou!
  TXC2: I did REALLY like the Twist with the doctor on that one though
 Gekyouryuu: @trichronos as a person whose screen name is a sentai fan character and helps fan sub rider and sentai, I'm always going to fondly remember power rangers
  nosole: Yeah Predators fell apart pretty good, Laurence Fishburne chews scenery like mad in that movie
 L0rdX33n: Why hasn’t there been a Predator vs blank movie every couple years?
 JRandomHacker: I really wish they'd manage to pull off the trick of not revealing Prey was a Predator movie until launch
  nosole: *pretty quick
 arkham1981: The best part of pred 2 was Gary Busey
Boomy Toadsmasher: love the Lakota dub of it
Piratejackyar: Predator is a wild movie in that it contains two WWE hall of famers that were also US state governors.
 Molladia: Oh like the Hirogen from Voyager
 KV1NN4: @DandyGeek Yeha... Then again Frank Miller handled that charatcer SO BADLY the actress was just like "Actually can my charatce rpls be killed off then?" so they did
 betazed15: That movie was so fun
 TheWooglie: 3 sea shells?
  TXC2: now there's a classic
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: Demolition man is supposed to happen in 8 years
 betazed15: Not good, by any means, but so funny.
 JadedCynic: predators had a good premise, and a decent cast...and then squandered it
 code_sourcerer: Demolition man is such a great movie 
 malfnord: Snipes saves that movie
 Makrosian_Tay: And we still dont' know what the shells do!
 vinewood_og: Hahahaha he doesn't know how to use the 3 seashells!!!
  TXC2: Taco bell wining the fast food wars
 TriChronos: @gekyouryuu Heck yeah! The theme song still lives rent free in my head and probably always will.
 red_shoes_jeff: "Cold in here, or is it just me?"
 BITs19_: good morning Alex, James! Good morning Chat!
 PawssumFable: N o!
 QuixoticScrivener: America is pretty on track for it
 PawssumFable: It's past!
 Gekyouryuu: Was Stargate a 90s thing, or was it early 00s?
 Jigokuro: This going to lead to a return of Zack Meatfist?
 xantos69: I can't wait to get my first 2 seashells!
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: You are going to regret that for the rest of your life, both seconds of it.
 PawssumFable: It was supposed to be a few years ago
ztghostie: taco bell had better get on with winning the fast food wars, then
  TXC2: hello BITs19_  welcome
 public_key_reveal_party: Some movies are like "I am aware this is basically objectively bad, and I will be sitting here and enjoying it totally unironically"
 TehAmelie: i've seen people confused by this before. Alien vs Predator started a whole line of "Alien vs" comics, the Predators aren't the main characters
NarishmaReborn: still time for taco bell to win the fast food wards
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: Denis learry
  TXC2: Wesley snipes
 PawssumFable: Bruce willis
 QuixoticScrivener: Wesley Snips
 ThorSokar: Wesley Snipes
ztghostie: bruce willis
 betazed15: snipes/stallone
 code_sourcerer: Bruce Willis
Lushian_Cybasi: Rob Snyder
 rabbitgta: Taco bell isn't winning the food wars right now
Eklinaar: @Gekyouryuu Both, Stargate lasted a really long time.
 PawssumFable: Wait- no you're right, Stallone
 TriChronos: It's one of the things I've always meant to check out the source material but never found the time.
 vinewood_og: Self driving cars, zoom meetings, sex helmets very ahead of it's time
ztghostie: oh wait bruce willis was 5th element 
 munocard: Internationally it was Pizza Hut
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gnabaer: well blade runner already happened so i think we are safe when it comes to demolition man
 DandyGeek: @KV1NN4 Frank Miller. Of course. That's...unsurprisingly on brand.
 arkham1981: Is still really hope we get a second Karl Urban Dredd movie.
 QuixoticScrivener: Murder-Death-Kill
 dannycabby: stargate gets better with age
 Bowerbird7: Stallone's face when someone says President Schwartzineggar
 mercano82: @Gekyouryuu SG1 was both, Atlantis and Universe were mid 00's.
 Gekyouryuu: @eklinaar oh I know it lasted, I just couldn't remember when it started
CAKHost: Humanity will never know what the 3 sea shells are for -n0
 HubbeKing: Yes, internationally it was dubbed over and poorly edited to be Pizza Hut instead of Taco Bell
 Molladia: More Dredd, Give us more DREDD
 ggodopaste: The Arnold Schwazenneger presidential library
 snowewolf: we do have vr now
 HubbeKing: which is just *so* funny
CAKHost: -n-
Eklinaar: @Gekyouryuu 97
 Lord_Hosk: Stalone tried to explain "the three sea shells" on the press tour the writer and director was like "there is no explanation, we made it up as something that makes no sense"
 JadedCynic: yeah, Treat Williams & Joe Piscopo 
 PawssumFable: Okay, I'm wrong, it was like, the taco bell wars are supposed to be over lol
 roefizzlebeef: re: an earlier conversation, I just went back and watched the entire hamfather playlist for the first time in my life and WOW I have not laughed that hard in a while
 PawssumFable: fast food wars*
 SajuukSjet: @Molladia i'll agree with you if you mean Karl Urban Dredd 
 Simonark: And Nigel Hawthorne, who got stuck in it as the villain so he had the profile to make real movies, and who Stallone didn’t even remember when they met up at the Oscars a year later when Hawthorne was up for best Actor.
 JadedCynic: "Kill that guy, wouldya?" 
ztghostie: wait is that the one where one of the buddies dies and turns into a zombie?
 Musical_Marauder: oo just saw the new trailer for beetlejuice 2 that just dropped
 L0rdX33n: I just discovered Kentucky Fried Movie, I nearly died laughing
 Bowerbird7: Oh I've seen that one, it was better than it had any right to be
 Gekyouryuu: You know what was oddly prescient about the internet? FREAKAZOID.
ztghostie: The FUCKING BUTCHER SHOP
 PawssumFable: @Gekyouryuu WB cartoons were all oddly prescient
 PawssumFable: From that era
 TacitusVigil: Nonono
 public_key_reveal_party: I got asked by a few coworkers today what my favorite movie was, and I had to try to immediately think of a movie I love that I would not need to explain a lot of
 Masslost: Alex did you ever see striking distance or showdown in little Tokyo?
 DigitalSeahorse:  amazing and funny
 xantos69: Well that goes on my list now.
 hyperpuppy64: + watchlist, thanks!
 KV1NN4: what movie was thisd?
 Molladia: @SajuukSjet Thats the only Dredd movie to exist in our entire history.
  TXC2: i'm pretty sure Moviebob has covered Dead Heat for Schlocktober
 DigitalSeahorse: sweet
 TehAmelie: then John Dies at the End perfected the monster made of freezer meats
 Featherweight_: vince was game for anything
  TXC2: KV1NN4  dead heat
 munocard: It's a sketch comedy movie
MattIsAMage: sketch comedy right?
 L0rdX33n: anthology?
 Simonark: So, House on Haunted Hill, or Last Man on Earth?
 PawssumFable: Oh, I see. There's a big lag.
 Musical_Marauder: dead heat is available in full bluray on youtube
Willow Briar: Sorry I missed it, what film is Alex taking about?
 KV1NN4: @TXC2 thanks *adds to list*
 dankmemeter: Zucker brothers before airplane
 L0rdX33n: yes
 malfnord: "The popcorn you've been eating has been pissed on; film at 11."
 munocard: Don't watch it around kids.
BrookJustBones: Like the onion movie , which doesn't hold up great
 Gekyouryuu: Robot chicken-esque?
 DandyGeek: KFM is Zuckers, yeah
 JadedCynic: ZAZ before Police Squad (the tv show)
Duffadash: Fistful of Yen
 MrMatternot: Kung pow
 ShaneLeeAtk: Kung Pow
MattIsAMage: its got the scene with the cow right?
 TacitusVigil: I think David letterman liked it so much he had the KFMovie guy on repeatedly
 Brozard: You have our gratitude!
 JadedCynic: oh YES, Top Secret was amazing
 xantos69: Oh, Kung Pow I still quote.
 DandyGeek: I *just* saw Top Secret in a theatre
 TreeVor84: Top Secret s great
 Ridgenator: Top Secret is early Zucker brothers movie yeah
 munocard: Accurate description!
 TotallyNotaBeholder: Top Secret, was that the one with a theme song by Weird Al?
 JadedCynic: @TotallyNotaBeholder nope
NarishmaReborn: top secret is soooo good
 vinewood_og: NAked Gun reboot in the works with.... Liam Neeson!?!?
 RandomTrivia: @TotallyNotaBeholder That was Spy Hard
 TotallyNotaBeholder: @RandomTrivia Right, got em mixed up, Top Secret was young Val Kilmer then, yeah?
 DigitalSeahorse: LOL
 TehAmelie: black comedy made me think of The Death of Stalin. boy that movie went hard
 Alzran: Kung Pow quotes are used on the discord soundboard for my wow guild, that movie is comedy gold for quotes
 RandomTrivia: 
 Molladia: Alex should totally watch the Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai on movie night.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 vinewood_og: I saw spy hard in a theater
  TXC2: TehAmelie  it sure did
 munocard: Rubber?
 asthanius: rubber
 Gekyouryuu: THAT'S what the take him to Detroit clip is from?
 JadedCynic: that joke was glorious, but it hits kinda different nowadays...
 rabbitgta: Detroit knows what it did
 Stephonee: OH Rubber!
 thatguysteve2709: Rubber
 TheManaLeek: Rubber is so good
 TriChronos: Rubber?
 DandyGeek: Have you seen Dead Alive/Braindead, Alex?
Michelle E: My parents took me to see top-secret in the theater… They should not have done that I was way too young. Indelible memories burned into my brain from that movie. It was great. I enjoyed it very much.
Michelle E: TAKE HIM TO DETROIT
 DigitalSeahorse:  Rubber so silly
 KBKarma: @Molladia Checking the chat in Site D, he has indeed seen it already.
BlackBlade_: Have you seen that weird Peter Jackson movie with the puppetts?
  Akaiatana: It leeaves you tired.
 NimrodXIV: Rubber is so weird
 munocard: Don't watch Rubber while sober.
 TehAmelie: you could show it on stream, i'm sure no one will mind 
 TheWriterAleph: Rubber is amazing
 DandyGeek: @BlackBlade_ Meet the Feebles!
 NorthstarTex: Rubber is, just that
 thatguysteve2709: The opening monologue is the entire plot
 TriChronos: Giving a tire telekinetic abilities is a hilarious conceit, to be fair.
 MacSquizzy: Rubber mentioned *eyes emoji*
AndyDaMage: is it alive? or is it all just an accident
 IanAllenBird: "ostensibly" is a powerful word in that sentence
 atinyspacemarine: My dad and I watched rubber and frankly it's just fun, too
 DigitalSeahorse: seems about time for me to watch Rubber again
 hyperpuppy64: holy hell Meet the Feebles is nasty
BlackBlade_: @DandyGeek Yeah thats the one LOL
 DandyGeek: Dead Alive is my fav
 L0rdX33n: You are filling up my weekend, keep ‘em coming
 public_key_reveal_party: And then he nailed it!
 Ridgenator: Dead Alive is really great!
 munocard: You wanna watch an old weird movie? Go watch Heartbeeps. Andy Kaufman and Bernadette Peters as robots in love.
 hyperpuppy64: Dead Alive rules so hard
 DandyGeek: just the most amazing, bonkers-ass NZ zombie comedy
Michelle E: Willow Brier he was talking about Kentucky Fried Movies
Michelle E: Errr Movie
Michelle E: OH! Rubber
Michelle E: Wacky flick. Great.
 Ridgenator: "I kick ass for the Lord!"
 DandyGeek: the unrated version, omg
petey_vonwho: My favorite terrible movie is Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter
 Bowerbird7: Meet the Feebles got a reference in the Electric Mayhem Muppets series 
 JadedCynic: He DID transition to 'Hollywood' via The Frighteners 
 public_key_reveal_party: I need to go watch his old filmography now
Duffadash: Heavenly Creatures was probably what convinced some executives
 TehAmelie: i've told like seven people the words "an evil psychokinetic car tire rolls around a desert town blowing things up" and then i don't even get to the audience segment. . .
 hyperpuppy64: Bad Taste is so much more awesome than I coulda expected
 KV1NN4: yup, watched a bunch of Peter Jackson movies before Fritgheners and Lord of the Rings..it was so weird to see him tackle Hollywood
 MarkovDescendant: It was because he made The Frighteners. The effects and visuals is what made them choose Jackson
 commentarywife: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time:  7:42 AM
 Ridgenator: @Bowerbird7 I love when Jesus uses garlic mayo breath to kill vampires
 KBKarma: Probably not a real sheep. The tarp budget wouldn't cover it.
 JadedCynic: lawnmower-fu - that'll all I'll say
 TheAlanHeffley: Awful, campy movie: Feeders. Just trust me on this.
 Bowerbird7: these were all done with WETA Workshop too btw
 Brozard: Frighteners was great
 JRandomHacker: And now the remaster films
 JoannaTastic: That so-so Mortal Engines movie
 snowewolf: have you seen the new zland - zombie sheep movie?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Bowerbird7: WETA Workshop who now do SFX for AAA movies
 PawssumFable: Great directors can work across genres
 Simonark: They Who Shall Not Grow Old is remarkable
 Nigouki: yes
 Mishapp53: yup he was
Redpandarama: Get Back is so great!
 TehAmelie: they put Jackson's name all over District 9 but i'm sure he was just a producer
  TXC2: he was
 JRandomHacker: Seeing Paul write Get Back completely on the fly is something else
 Brozard: Yes
 thaigeprime: yes that was him
 thatguysteve2709: Night of the lepus the reason PETA was created
 Brozard: It used to be on Netflix, but no longer
 Mishapp53: it was amazing I saw it in the theatre.
 public_key_reveal_party: I do just want to be in the room when Peter Jackson was pitched as the director for the extremely expensive lord of the rings movie
 Molladia: Somebody mentioned NZ films and it made me think of Black Sheep which was NUTS
 DandyGeek: OH! Have y'all seen any of "The Roundup" flicks? Korean crime action, Ma Dong-seok is the lead
 PawssumFable: @thatguysteve2709 Don't even joke like that
 SajuukSjet: wasn't that the Imperial War Museum as well?
 DandyGeek: just an absolute brick shithouse of a man punching dudes
 Nigouki: no
 munocard: No
 Shortfall: Someone mentioned NZ films and it made me think of the original What We Do In The Shadows
 TheDevil_Risen: the new one is coming out soon
  nosole: No
 hyperpuppy64: nah that's Fede Alvarez
 Simonark: Also on Peter Jackson, The Lovely Bones isn’t great!
 hyperpuppy64: Fede is good hands
 atinyspacemarine: Chappie was also fun
 hyperpuppy64: He did Evil Dead 2013
 vinewood_og: No he had an alien project in development but not bloomkamp
 asthanius: remember Bright?
 ggodopaste: Fede did the Evil Dead recently
 munocard: Blomkamp kinda fell off after Chappie, I think.
 KBKarma: Has anyone ever seen Grabbers? It's an Irish indie (?) film about sea monsters that are repulsed by alcohol.
 public_key_reveal_party: I feel like district nine really doesn't need a sequel
 TheDevil_Risen: F***ng Prawns!
 Makrosian_Tay: Prawhns
 Singenmeister: District 9 was made with tech and assets originally made for a Halo movie that fell through.
 KV1NN4: Dr's Alex & James: Knives Out and Glass Onion?
 TheDevil_Risen: I liked chappie
 hesterbyrde: Elysium tried bless its heart
 incslayer: Elysium is the only Blomkamp movie i liked
 Bowerbird7: didn't Blomkamp get a sci-fi anthology series on Netflix? Oats Studio or something?
 DigitalSeahorse: chappy CW child abuse
 Mikklun: ,I can not take District 9 seriously between "University of Kempton Park"  and a friend of mine acting in it
 red_shoes_jeff: Chappie?
 munocard: They're both from South Africa, and I guess...
 Makrosian_Tay: Elysium was a comedy and you can't change my mind
 TehAmelie: they do set up a sequel, but in a way that wouldn't be a movie if everything doesn't go terribly wrong
 atinyspacemarine: I consider chappie a good bad movie
 vinewood_og: good one!
 Capt_clown: As for recent movies, Monkeyman & Love Lies Bleeding we're AMAZING
 incslayer: the reason for Die Antword is because Blomkamp REALLY REALLY likes them
  TXC2: long time since I've seen chidlren of men
 KBKarma: Die Antworp apparently did not endear themselves to Blomkamp.
 Steelwolf171: Neat little bit of trivia: Jared Keeso (Shoresy) has a cameo in Elysium
 GazzyInferno: "(points at screen) that's chappie" is the only cultural footprint chappie has for me
 munocard: Love Lies Bleeding is WILD
 DandyGeek: ohhh Monkey Man is great, loved that
 red_shoes_jeff: I could not understand a word Die Antwoord said in that movie.
 hesterbyrde: District 9 had the best viral marketing
 Makrosian_Tay: Children of Men had be bawling in the theaters. I felt no end of existential crisis watching that
 MacSquizzy: I will always cherish chappie for giving us the "that's chappie" meme
 atinyspacemarine: Love die repeat/edge of tomorrow was great
 munocard: Kristen Stewart?
Piecrust9: I know this is very off theme, but all this talk is reminding me of Shark Boy and Lava Girl lmao
 atinyspacemarine: *live
 asthanius: I just remembered that the first time I saw Dr Strangelove was on a plane
  TXC2: kristen stewart
LordSaphni: what about Monkeybone?
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: Children of men is supposed o happen in 3 years
 atinyspacemarine: Love die repeat is presumably a visual novel
 Krillin_fan: love monkeybonoe
 Shortfall: I'm interested to see Taika's interpretation of Time Bandits, which was a trip the first time around.
BrookJustBones: I'm excited to go see Thelma in about 2 hours
Redpandarama: Shark Boy and Lava Girl is the greatest movie ever
 hyperpuppy64: underwater is quite fun
 Bowerbird7: Underwater was great
 hyperpuppy64: would be an 8/10 if it had gore
 CaptainKranok: That's SHAPE of Water.
 alchemistsavant: You're thinking of Shape of Water
 KV1NN4: Kirsten Stewart is a treare, she and Megan Fox need to be in more movies together
 ShaneLeeAtk: Shape of Water
 asthanius: you're thinking of the fishman fucker
 NimrodXIV: you're thinking Shape of Water
 L0rdX33n: Literal Cthuhlu?
  Simriel: Children of Men is absolutely brutal
 Capt_clown: Thelma was also great!!
 hyperpuppy64: Speaking of Vincent Cassel, y'all seen Brotherhood of the Wolf? that movie is crazy
 asthanius: Alex...
 Simonark: Shape of Water does has a ton of Canadian character and TV actors in it, which is real nice.
  TXC2: blew my mind when I learned the woman from shape of water was in layer cake
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 JadedCynic: @hyperpuppy64 *chef_kiss*
  TXC2: Simonark  good old david Hewlet
 JRandomHacker: It's so funny to see both Stewart and Pattinson looking back on Twilight
 Lamebert1415: What's your favorite Sharknado movie?
 public_key_reveal_party: It turns out Kirsten Stewart is a decent actor when she has direction and a character
 neisan2112: The 2 main actors went out and broke past those movies by doing just whatever.
 vinewood_og: LRR Hot Ones would be a great bit for LIVE!
 DigitalSeahorse:  I can't do spicy or acidy
 CaKnuckleguy: @Lamebert1415 Wizard of Oz. Something about a pre-qual just does it for me
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: thoughts on Matt Reeves Batman movie?
 Simonark: @txc2 And that guy from Made in Canada
 atinyspacemarine: I met David Hewlett at, of all places, a robotics conference.  Not like a consumer expo, a professional/academic conference.
 alchemistsavant: the last dob
  Akaiatana: Hot Twos.
 TacitusVigil: Beej Eats All The Hot Ones
 KV1NN4: Kirsten Stewart;'s character was SO MUCH FUN in Charlie's Angels (2019) Xd
 vinewood_og: Way better research than mainstream talk shows
 hesterbyrde: They sell the actual hot sauce don't they?
MTigress: hot ones, but with wasabi and sushi
 malfnord: LRR does Hot Ones, only it's all, like, mayo and other very mild sauces.
 public_key_reveal_party: Legally distinct ultimate dob sauce
 hawktonguebaby: Definitely the *last* bit of a Live episode
 TacitusVigil: Their research is amazing
 ab50luteunit: I'd fuck with LRR hot ones
 munocard: Yeah, Sean Evans is a great interviewer
 Capt_clown: Hot Ones but with Asian snacks & food
 MacSquizzy: My toxic trait is that I think I could easily crush the hot ones challenge
 L0rdX33n: Hot Twos is a great firey poops joke title
 Herbert_Erpaderp: He makes me interested in watching people I'm not even really interested in
 MacSquizzy: It's just eating food, a thing I do every day
 SquidVorb: Hot Ones' parent company is currently trying to sell it BTW
 snowewolf: you could do "Cold ones" and get Some of the Weird Japanese Ice Creams
VIOLETTO: how can you make Hot Ones less spicy but exactly as painful. maybe wet food that shouldnt be wet
 TehAmelie: just remembered there is a movie called Schizopolis, anyone seen that? if you like Rubber you should see it
 Capt_clown: He's good but no Nardwar
 Simonark: Letting the guests talk is ironic when he goes to so much trouble to physically impede their mouths with fire and pain.
 YeomanAres: He knows when to help the guests out too
 TacitusVigil: Conan
 DigitalSeahorse: good interviewers research enough to know what hasn't been asked a bunch
 patfinder: Conan's episode was unreal
 munocard: Conan was just UNHINGED
jumping_point: I‘ve seen vtubers doing the hot ones challenge. they even sellthe kits.
LordSaphni: Alton Brown was amazing on Hot Ones
 PawssumFable: This coming up so many times in a few days tells me so much about LRR crew's YouTube algorithm
 BigDaddyBland87: Conan was nuts
 vinewood_og: Conan crushed it
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: I love that Alton Brown just CRUSHED it.
 Fanklok: Alton Brown was good
 warpstonewarlock: Sounds like I need to watch this
 Arazien: Then there's the mirror opposite to Conan's appearance, DJ Khaled's
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 PawssumFable: Who made the YT video that pointed out how good Sean Evans and these other guys are?
 pn55: "It isn't a bi! This is real life!" - Conan 
 TacitusVigil: Conan out Eric Andre's Eric Andre
 public_key_reveal_party: Alton Brown is great
 vinewood_og: Trevor Noah didn't even take a sip of water
 PawssumFable: Because I also watched this video
 Earthenone: i havent seen it, but from what im hearing it would make a good live bit
 KBKarma: Padma Lakshmi no sold everything.
 RealGamerCow: Shaq?
aClonedPickle: Idris Elba?
 ShaneLeeAtk: Shaq was great
 vengeancepaladin: good morning 
 thaigeprime: paul rudd?
 roefizzlebeef: the idris elba clip is an all timer
 TotallyNotaBeholder: Didn't Alton Brown cheat with heavy cream coating his mouth or something?
  Simriel: The John Oliver one is also great
 munocard: Also Shaq
 MacSquizzy: Was just gonna mention that one lol
missa_hancock: the Lewis Hamilton one was good I think.
 L0rdX33n: Alton was criticizing sauces the whole through, it was great
 ab50luteunit: The guy Fieri episode was great
 Didero: It's almost as if you've been up since like 4 am and have been talking for 2 hours 
jumping_point: the one with John Olliver was kind of interesting.
 MacSquizzy: "Can you fight Chris?"
 JRandomHacker: We did a Hot Ones trivia challenge at my company and one of my friends (who had just joined) is a quiet nerd who just crushed all of them
 Simonark: Anyone who commits to a bit harder than Conan O’Brien just got hired by Conan O’Brien.  Andy Daly, for one…
 thaigeprime: thats a good one for sure 
 NimrodXIV: Idris threatening to fight Sean was so funny
 PawssumFable: The Shaq one was hilarious
 JadedCynic: Shaq had the "Oh!" face 
 L0rdX33n: critiquing, sorry
 hawktonguebaby: Idris Elba is somehow handsome doing voice roles
 TehAmelie: i mean if you did say "that really handsome guy" my first guess would probably be Idris
 Featherweight_: the very handsome echidna
 KBKarma: Apart from Padma Lakshmi, there was another TV chef who ate all the hot sauces using a tea spoon.
 BlueChloroplast: Alton brown asked for half and half rather than milk but never drank any
 Mollylele: I thought the Gordon Ramsey hot ones was revelatory. he sweated & wept & swore.
 Sevinon: @KBKarma Rachel Ray?
 KBKarma: Yes!
 neisan2112: Maybe not a night
Graved: Hang out for a day and torch his house 
 KV1NN4: @Featherweight_ Knuckles was already my husbando but then that mini-series...
 CaptainKranok: I think hanging out with Hunter all day would be an extremely hard to remember experience.
 RealGamerCow: I am *astounded* they made a movie of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. And that it worked.
 vinewood_og: "Is this not a reasonable place to park?"
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 malfnord: All of Hunter Thompson's work is worth reading.
 ShaneLeeAtk: I just want the valance
 neisan2112: I've still never seen it, I really need to
 Capt_clown: "TELL ME ABOUT THE GOLF SHOES!"
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 vinewood_og: YESSSS
 hyperpuppy64: Y'all seen The Banshee Chapter? Scary ass movie with an obvious hunter s thompson standin as one of the main characters
 ShaneLeeAtk: Yes
 Masslost: Johnny depp story of meeting hunter s Thompson for the first time is epic
 Sevinon: I've certainly read a bunch of stuff based off HST as a character Transmetropolitan for example
 KBKarma: Just spent a few minutes coming up with this. Hot Ones is the definition of "in dolōre veritas" - in pain, truth.
 Bassios: I baffled the guitarist in my band when I told him I'd never seen Rocky, whilst we were practicing Eye Of The Tiger
 DigitalSeahorse: yes pls
 mercano82: We need the Coffee with James & Friends show notes.
SnowBuddy18: the chat hive mind remembers
 Bowerbird7: for recent movies, I found Furiosa very good
 Featherweight_: It's nice to be reminded once and awhile that movies can be good
 Sevinon: @KBKarma Consensual torture?
 Too_Many_Knives: Vegas has something for everyone
 AchillesAndTortoise: Watch I Saw the TV Glow
 vinewood_og: nailed it
 KevinTheShark: Vegas just kinda does that
 JRandomHacker: Vegas is surprisingly cheap if you don't drink or gamble
 alchemistsavant: I mainly wanna go to Vegas for stuff like Omega Mart and trying all of the crazy food
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 Lamebert1415: 1000 Hoping for another Morning Coffee with James tomorrow.
 Capt_clown: I'm going to Vegas in Oct for the first time. Not a big gamble or drink person so it's going to be fun
 DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
  mtvcdm: I was in Vegas overnight once. That was enough.
 TacitusVigil: I'd love to go to a buffet there
the_phantom_game_player: 
  mtvcdm: I don't enjoy gambling.
 Too_Many_Knives: @alchemistsavant As a fan of surrealism I really really want to see that but I'm unlikely to go in the next few years.
 JRandomHacker: Whenever I go to Magiccons in Vegas, I always see a Cirque show and go to a buffet
 vanman229: I have a handful of shows i wanna see in vegas. Penn & Teller and Tapeface mainly
 MacSquizzy: I went to vegas for 3 weeks, the only gambling I did was at a quarter slots in the airport waiting for my flight home. I lost a dollar and said "that's enough for me"
 JRandomHacker: And by "see a Cirque show", it usually means "go see KA again"
 Sevinon: I enjoy playing MtG and such for money (or prizes). I have absolutely zero interest in or enjoyment of gambling on games of pure chance
  Akaiatana: Also the atomic testing museum.
 roefizzlebeef: omega mart and its surrounding attractions are almost worth the trip to vegas alone imo
 RealGamerCow: Going to a casino sports book for the first day of March Madness is amazing, even if you don't bet.
 DigitalSeahorse: I have better luck at 50-50 draws where I know the person who made the card
 TacitusVigil: To be fair, being bad at gambling doesn't stop most gambling addicts 😞
 Sunidesus: yeah, the only reason I want to go to Vegas someday is to see Cirque
 Makrosian_Tay: Whenever I think about gambling, I think of Pokemon red/blue. I never got ANYTHING good out of the gambling shop--and if I can't get good luck IN A GAME, ain't nothing helping me in reality
  mtvcdm: I MIGHT buy a dollar scratch off and that's enough for me for a couple months.
 rabbitgta: They know who they are catering to
 malfnord: What were you expecting, dude? It's a gun range in Vegas!
qwertiest_mint: yikesss
 red_shoes_jeff: @vanman229 Penn & Teller are ASTOUNDING live. Their best trick is making you think Teller is short. Penn's some kind of Jotun, I'm pretty sure.
 atinyspacemarine: Gun ranges are fun and uncomfortably conservative
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 TheWooglie: Bye
 Mollylele:  ☕️ 
 wench_tacular: 
  Sarah_Serinde: As the timer stands, this is currently the last Coffee with James
  TXC2: !subathon
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 ThorSokar: who's tomorrow if there is one?
 pn55: Thank you for this! 
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the_phantom_game_player: Nice to be here
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 dungeonmasteralek: o7 Thank you both for the fun times! This stream has given me a reason to wake up early, and it sucks, but so worth it
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 wontedfive30282: The chill chatting is such good vibes.
 Gascitygaming: need approx 5k total subs to get capped, and some more bits
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 BrokenGolem:   
 Molladia: Alex do you know if Russia are restoring their abandoned space shuttle for proper storage? Did I read that recently?
 jacqui_lantern234: I CREAM
 vinewood_og: I have now mostly recovered from Barcadia lol
 commentarywife: ICREEM
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the_phantom_game_player: eye cream
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 DigitalSeahorse:  
  Sarah_Serinde: I've been loving the variety of conversations during these Coffee with James segments
 CastleOtranto: 
 dungeonmasteralek: Have we confirmed who's getting pelted?
 red_shoes_jeff: "Us."
 micalovits: Oh god, tempting us with icecream...
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: we've come a long way from launching tennis balls at each other huh
  Sarah_Serinde: !next
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 jacqui_lantern234: @dungeonmasteralek James. hopefully in the junk to honour tradition 
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: gluuuuuuuuuuuuurp
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  TXC2: !discord
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Mai_Andra:   
 42MiLLyWays: 1000
 dungeonmasteralek: sous vide pork belly?
 ELD_Winterlight: i would love to join the tournament but it's 10 pm in my time zone 
  Sarah_Serinde: I think Alex is right
 trenzylive: panchetta
 vinewood_og: YEah pork to be fried in the finale
 99FineLines: delicious or awful, no in between
 JRandomHacker: 36 hour deep-fried sous-vide porcetta
  mtvcdm: Some kind of meat
  Defrost: @Sarah_Serinde stage rigt at least
 KevinTheShark: Hot Ones on Saturday eating Ian's food!
  TXC2: Gods I hope that makes YT this year
  Sarah_Serinde: Love public domain movie night, I look forward to catching the vod
 DigitalSeahorse:  movies
  Sarah_Serinde: @Defrost 
 99FineLines: The Vod is Completely Smooth.
 RandomTrivia: Thanks for another chill hangout!  
 Simonark: Nothing more reliable than the PDMN Vods.
  mtvcdm: Well, currently we do not have Elden Ring funded.
  Sarah_Serinde: I believe in chat
  TXC2: ^
 red_shoes_jeff:   HI.
TurnedToFrog: Just pretend we're not here
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 incslayer: oodles of noodles
 NeoOfTheDark: Crush that can!
 Mollylele: 
 42MiLLyWays:  
 micalovits: RIP Can
 jacqui_lantern234: james confirmed "noods lover"
TheAinMAP: 1,000 here and 200 on YouTube.
 Astramentha: asmr
 MrQBear: Good arms, Alex!
  Sarah_Serinde: Hi Alex 
 jacqui_lantern234: HAI ALEX 
 Carlioo: can crusher!
 DigitalSeahorse:   
  TXC2: so macho
 Ashmantle:   
 mercano82: o/
 Simonark: Hi!
 neisan2112: 
 red_shoes_jeff: He's the strongest man alive!
 ElementalAlchemist: can status: crushed
 Stella_Noctis: 
 Nigouki: byeeeeeeeee
  TXC2: !break
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 JeshuaWithAnE: Alex is so powerful
 baskwalla: Good show
 Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: I'm going to be stir frying some fun noodles later today
 Astramentha: Un-crush
 IanAllenBird: 
 mercano82: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: KeyWe w/ Graham & Paul at Thu 08:00 AM PDT (1m ago).
 CastleOtranto: "Alex is crushing a can on his head, and I need to sleep"
 schordash: o/
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 hesterbyrde: I love these morning show segments.
 red_shoes_jeff:     
 KevinTheShark: Keep your eyes On The Skies!
Boomy Toadsmasher: Alex Smash!!
  Simriel: Now I crush the Can Alex
  Simriel: uncrush*
 jacqui_lantern234: @hesterbyrde i love YOU!!!!!!! GOTTEM 
Izzieon: yeah the morning show segs have been some of my favourite highlights of the subathons
 MrQBear: @jacqui_lantern234 What is the secret to your near bottomless levels of friendship and positivity? I would like to tap into it for an alternative energy project.
 L0rdX33n: Thank you Alex for the list of funny movies I’m gonna watch after subathon
 DigitalSeahorse: 
  TXC2: here we GO!
 Duudeman1620: i want a coffee with james show everyday now
 Didero: Hello!
 TehAmelie: ohaio
 ElementalAlchemist: Hi G+P!
 Jigokuro: Loud
 Earthenone: welcome to GPLP
  TXC2: Hello Paul and Graham
 ArcticAtlantic: hello!
thegiftedgrifter: Morning
  Sarah_Serinde: Wooo GPLP time
 JadedCynic: g'afternoon
 IanAllenBird: 👋
MTigress: hallos
TheAinMAP: Hello.
 neisan2112: G+P Time!!
 bisaflau: HYPE!
 BusTed: GPLP: birbs
Alex_Frostfire: Chirp chirp!
 AugmentingPath: Early Bird Special?
Genie_M: hello you two
 definenull: G+P!
TheAinMAP: ! birb
 red_shoes_jeff: !birb
  LRRbot: CAW CAW!
 Mishapp53: GPLP!
magicpokey: I came in about the time he was talking about Tinkor Tailor. What did he say was next?
 RandomTrivia: !birb
 mercano82: Bird Bird Bird!
 baltimore_667083: howdy g&p!
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 jacqui_lantern234: @MrQBear being supremely mediocre
  TXC2: BOIDS of the Morning
 incslayer: GPLP time
  mtvcdm: Birb
 Morrigan9: WCHRP
Izzieon: Morning G+P!
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 JadedCynic: Red Hawk screech
 warpstonewarlock: I see that we're preparing for Bloomburrow already
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 Camthelion: *Imagine Dragon Plays*
 N2Osferatu: Love the Untitled Goose Shirt - love mine (the goose is fluffy!) but always afraid that I'll spill something on it
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 KevinTheShark: BLRRDs in the morning!
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 Brozard:   
 thaigeprime: radio station where you request bird calls instead of songs is this anything
 TehAmelie: better go get started on being loopy early
  mtvcdm: Peck your beak!
 Bowerbird7: "It's not your goldfish's radio station!" *Radioactive by Imagine Dragons starts playing*
  TXC2: !y
  LRRbot: HONK!
 baltimore_667083: h o n k
 MrQBear: @jacqui_lantern234 Hey now, Don't you talk bad about an extremely rad person like that! Gottem!
 Stephonee: ooo fuzzy
 mercano82: The conclusion of the birding trilogy.
 Mollylele: better get a nap in
TheAinMAP: 
 BusTed: 
jumping_point: Good Morning! Thanks for keeping me company in Homeoffice!
TheDevilsDues: Hónk
 Brozard:   
AtrusOfMyst: At least you don't have to fight the Peeholder again
  mtvcdm: This is your role now, it's LoadingReadyLaw
 ZweiVinter: Flocked like a group of birds 
 ElementalAlchemist: it's your one Brand
 raulghoulia: or make your own
 Molladia: Graham you planning on "sleeping" during Oki Oki and TTSF?
 PsychoI3oy: Duck Game
 jacqui_lantern234: @MrQBear theres a difference between "talking bad" and "being realistic"
 RandomTrivia: Once is incidence, twice is coincidence, three times is a pattern
 RandomTrivia: But we can make an exception here
  Sarah: this :P
  Sarah: Graham and Paul playing a co-op game
  Sarah: !schedule
magicpokey: Heeeyyy!
  Sarah: For other stuff coming up, when LRRbot gets here
Dylan H: @violetto that's the most cursed thing I've seen
 JadedCynic: "anything once, twice could be a coincidence, three is a habit"
TheAinMAP: One's an anomaly, two's a trend.
 Didero: How did you find this game then?
 jacqui_lantern234: @LoadingReadyRun WELL WELL WELL IF IT AINT PAUL AND GRAHAM!!!! THE 2 PEOPLE WHO ID LIKE TO HUG MOST IN LRR!!!!!!!!!!!!
 mercano82: How many stones are involved?
 MrQBear: @jacqui_lantern234 Owch. You're too strong for me. I still find your energy infectious and enjoyable, so there. 
 99FineLines: I need a third joke about the Rule of Threes.
  TXC2: once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, 3 times is enemy action
 Stiggis7: @bisaflau Thank you so much for the sub 
Genie_M: oh I know this one
 keroan0: Omg KeyWe is the BEST
Genie_M: ooooooohboy
  mtvcdm: I saw Carrie and Dan play this, it's really cute
Peregrine234: oh this game! i remember seeing it around a while back
 Camthelion: or a fruit
 Frizzlenill: oh is this the typewriter game??
 JadedCynic: or a fruit
Genie_M: that one
 BigDaddyBland87: like they do
 jacqui_lantern234: you mean a Key Wee'd this bird?! 
 mercano82: The NZ Post Office, obviously
 Gekyouryuu: Co-op Bird Games with Graham Quacker and Paul Honkders
  TXC2: how do the Moari people feel about the Kiki being their bird ?
  TXC2: *kiwi
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  Sarah: *pats LRRbot* good work
Hector Fabricio Aguilar Arias: hi
  Sarah: Hullo
Hector Fabricio Aguilar Arias: god luck on everything ... grreting from mexico
 ElementalAlchemist: ding
  Sarah_Serinde: Some people have been changing it, some haven't
  Sarah_Serinde: It can be useful
 Wolfstrike_NL: We've been on Special Event most of the time
 KevinTheShark: Look. New Zealand didn't have Pigeons for their messages, they had to use Kiwis
 definenull: birb!
 JadedCynic: 
 KV1NN4: They're smol* birbs doing their best Graham!  (not actually that smol but sitll terrifyingly big EGG)
 RandomTrivia: They're so FUZZY!
 Catcard: little guys.
 BusTed: 
 99FineLines: dang i forgot to feed the dogs
 Sunidesus: Aww! They're so cute!
 HubbeKing: there are also hats for the kiwis
 red_shoes_jeff: 
 PawssumFable: Hehe, me and my spouse loved this game~
 snowewolf: Kiwi the Fruit the Bird the People
 commentarywife: awh this game! it looks really cute 
 PawssumFable: It's super cute
 JadedCynic: *shrieks at mention of Cassowary*
  TXC2: STORY!
 keroan0: There are a lot of cosmetics lol
 RandomTrivia: Cas-o-wherry good bird
 Featherweight_: Kiwi!
 JadedCynic: *hides*
 BlandSpice: 1000 100 100 100 100 100
 Philocalist: Unskippable?!
 PawssumFable: There is a level with rotating keys that's AWFUL but otherwise it's great
 RandomTrivia: Oh bugger spelling is hard
  mtvcdm: Like I said, this was a Carrie game.
 BusTed: plop
Genie_M: that's not the worst pun in the game
 PawssumFable: You prob won't get there unless you're going for finishing the whole thing
 embermage34: finding it amusing that Ian is the bird enthusiast but Paul/Graham are becoming known for playing bird games
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 KaleidoscopeMind: a very, very Carrie Floyd game
ztghostie: how... do the kiwis carry their luggage exactly?
 KV1NN4: *squint* is this the Outback>>
 Molladia: The timezone is TERRIBLE for anybody for NZ to be watching this.
 GazzyInferno: well they didn't fly in, did they?
 PawssumFable: You're in NZ
 KV1NN4: They shipped the Kiwis to Australia?!
Greydir: Kiwi-Facts: Kiwis have a lower body temperature than most birds with 38°C
 JadedCynic: New Zealand & Australia have a 'work interchange' policy
  TXC2: them some Dinosaur birds
 ElementalAlchemist: that was the NZ flag on the bag, for what that's worth
 TehAmelie: i'm wary of the cassorary
Genie_M: they're not trouble, they are getting work
Greydir: So they are cold birds
 PawssumFable: You will actually be messing with the cassowarys
 bytecaster: How are they so cute
 TehAmelie: ugh, spelling ruins another joke
  mtvcdm: Some sort of antipode or something
 Featherweight_: KaleidoscopeMind the play frame of this is very good indeed
 HubbeKing: yeah I'm pretty sure if you mess with a cassowary you'll end up dying of cassowary
Greydir: or should i say cool birds
 JadedCynic: but yeah, seems like these two Kiwis have come to the Australian outback for work
ztghostie: he sounds like an imperial scout drone 
 ckupf: that mumble sounded like graham
 piggyback101: Ahh that famous Kiwi accent
 JadedCynic: 
  TXC2: so our boss is a parent from Peanuts
 mercano82: I think that's a court recorder keyboard.
Genie_M: the paper said "accepting all shapes and sizes"
 Digigoner: I've lost the metaphor. Are we "people" who are actually birds, or "birds" that are actually people?
 KV1NN4: @JadedCynic Accurate tbh (citation: my best friend from Highschool's brother XD)
 99FineLines: they are birds who are actually birds
 RandomTrivia: Buck 
  mtvcdm: Buck Hamm
 Fanklok: There's just some Cassoweary's hanging out?
 Sorator13: Buck Hamm is certainly a name
  TXC2: Buck Hamm? does he have a palace ?
 TehAmelie: Hamm on the HAM radio
 red_shoes_jeff: I love your palace!
TheAinMAP:  m
 Coloneljesus: those are some cute avocados
 RandomTrivia: "Buck Hamm" has very strong "Mike Truck" energy
  Sarah_Serinde: goodbye
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 KBKarma: Or do!
  TXC2: Paul "left kiwi" Saunders
 99FineLines: Left Kiwi and Other Kiwi
Genie_M: they're flightless .... ish
LidofLoathing: Kiwis don't fly
 BusTed: notably flightless
kusinohki: Kiwi can't fly
 ShaneLeeAtk: Kiwi are flightless afternoon
TheAinMAP: 
  mtvcdm: Apply for job. Immediately run amok.
 Philocalist: Lakitu'd
 Sorator13: I love how neither of them have any interest in doing the thing 
 shabe_x_roc: "Soon" you will have identifying features
 Fanklok: Baby Mario came down in a BUBBLE DOUG
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I was a few minutes late and I’m kind of lost, what’s the goal here?
 KaleidoscopeMind: i love how these are kiwi (fruit) sized kiwi (bird). kiwi (bird) typically like chicken/duck sized
 Gekyouryuu: Don't trigger the fight or flight response of a flightless bird
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I get G and P are each one kiwi
 red_shoes_jeff: Sup
 jacqui_lantern234: HIS NAME JEFF
 Brozard: Maybe famous New Zealand resident Wizard, The will make an appearance
 Didero: Power couple Jeffbra
  mtvcdm: This is a good job interview we're having
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, this is a job interview?
 icantseejak: it's cool the kiwi colors kinda match their shirt colors
  Sarah_Serinde: Really needed that dash button there
Peregrine234: oh god i saw dashing and immediately got flashbacks to running into people in overcooked 2
 ElementalAlchemist: good job - you passed the interview
 TehAmelie: so we are effectively one employee named Debra Jeff
 PawssumFable: It's not as stressful as Overcooked
 Krillin_fan: ggwp
  Sarah_Serinde: Good job team
  TXC2: Success
 mercano82: gg, no re
 KaleidoscopeMind: cosmetics!
 asthanius: ARMS
 BusTed: oh yes
Peregrine234: cosmetics!!
 baskwalla: omg
 red_shoes_jeff: 
  mtvcdm: Hat!
 PawssumFable: Oh YES
 jacqui_lantern234: 
  TXC2: and now this for 3 hours 
 Brozard: So good!
 KV1NN4: But they may have... These Hats!
 ProcyonFlynn: As is tradition - character creation 
 TehAmelie: why couldn't we do the hats before the picture? ;_;
 PawssumFable: Paul I will harm you
 neisan2112: Oh yeah, character creation
 keroan0: You have to earn them
 wizzo1138: "Be my wingless man any time"
Graved: if you make micro-transactions for birds, are they nano-transactions?
 TehAmelie: we get paid in stamps? i guess they're low weight currency
Machtung7 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 92 months!
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monakai: I picked a wild game to return to it seems
 mercano82: No ducks, just kiwis
  TXC2: 3 week summer? are we in the UK ?
 Gascitygaming: 500 days i've heard
 99FineLines: Aus has strong labour unions
 PawssumFable: I was so mad when Don't Starve slowly became a microtransaction farm
 yalc321: Longer than 5 Seconds of Summer at least
 PawssumFable: From STAN to HATE
 TheNerdWonder: I love the aesthetics of this game
  RayFK: Check? Yes. Juliet.
 trenzylive: longer than 104 days
 mwlsn: Hey, it's the Graham and Paul Let's Post!
 Didero: "Mostly reliable" at least means you can blame all your mistakes on your equipment
  mtvcdm: This might be a place where you could still exchange stamps for goods and services like it was the 1960's
kusinohki: Missing the Carrie difficulty modifier
 99FineLines: GKeeLWee
 TehAmelie: i want this keyboard just for QWOP
 PawssumFable: You have to stand on shift
  Sarah_Serinde: This is a very interesting button distribution choice
  TXC2: this is a messed up keyboard
 ElementalAlchemist: what a wild keyboard
 ElementalAlchemist: yeah
 JadedCynic: it IS a standard qwerty keyboard, just broken apart in segments
 dm818: Move over qwerty new keyboard just dropped
Alex_Frostfire: It's to keep the typewriter arms from catching on each other.
  mtvcdm: Who made this keyboard, I just wanna talk
 bytecaster: This is just training for the next time you get an AZERTY game on Watch+ Play
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doubledbear: noot noot
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 Earthenone: i assume this is the new zealand default layout? 
 mwlsn: Very good noises in this game
 asthanius: it's very roughly in QWERTY
 PawssumFable: It's just a great game all around
 TehAmelie: it isn't even a keyboard, it's a telegraph. it's normally one button but they got fancy
 KV1NN4: @Earthenone (XD)
  RayFK: This game doesn't... QUITE get to Overcooked levels of partner frustration, but it comes close
  TXC2: SENT!
 ElementalAlchemist: 👍
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 KV1NN4: No XD
  RayFK: HIT THE E? WHERE'S THE E? NEXT TO YOU!
 hackingducks: it's qwerty if someone sneezed and blew their keyboard apart
 mercano82: I'm going to assume that's a Firefly reference.
 KevinTheShark: This is 9000% adorable as F
 BusTed: @RayFK 
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: why not me?
  mtvcdm: Vital mail getting through here
 EternalRoxas: this music is giving me some danganronpa vibes sometimes
 JadedCynic: @hackingducks exactly
 Didero: A split keyboard is suppposed to be very ergonomical
  TXC2: Bonnets? SOOOO INNNNN!
 ElementalAlchemist: called it
 PawssumFable: Strongly disagree. There's not point in KeyWe where adequate communication won't make things very smooth. In Overcooked, it often moves too fast to communicate at all.
  mtvcdm: Bonnets are sooooo back
 doubledbear: Only YOU can stop bonnets from being back in style
 ElementalAlchemist: the noid
 99FineLines: bonnets are large in the hood
 mwlsn: Maybe they're all in code
 hackingducks: the noid
 DentedPockets: Typing of the Kiwi
 ElementalAlchemist: dang
 ElementalAlchemist: the yellow noid
 JadedCynic: 'yellow water' maybe?
  RayFK: It's not all Piss Graham, jeeze
 JadedCynic: well, yeah, usually yellow berries aren't ripe
 definenull: Butt texting/dialing
 KevinTheShark: At least the letters are vaguely qwerty
 Fanklok: What I have yellow berries in my fridge right now
  TXC2: good enough
 accountmadeforants: Ergo keyboards are up to no good
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Was that job interview for a telegraph operator job
 N2Osferatu: Getting stamps like tickets from skeeball
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: it is legal tender
 JadedCynic: @Fanklok they're almost a perfect QWERTY keyboard, just broken into pieces
 Bruceski: Anyone else read teleposter like imposter?
 northos: sounds awfully like company scrip to me
Genie_M: they pay so you can buy stuff in wardrobe - most important
 QuixoticScrivener: what are stamps but NFTs?
 99FineLines: there is only one yellow fruit that's edible and that's tomatoes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, is one of them wearing an adorable hat??
 mercano82: Stamps were used as government-backed paper money in some points in history.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Which one is in the hat
Lirelent: maybe they’re food stamps or ration stamps
 TehAmelie: i've paid for mail orders with an envelope of stamps
  TXC2: QuixoticScrivener  currency is the exact opposite of NFTs
 TehAmelie: in 1990
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @mercano82 They also used to use the post office as a strange bank alternative
 PawssumFable: Look at the collectible section hints!!
  mtvcdm: Stamps were big for this sort of thing in the 50's and 60's.
 BusTed: birds with arms!
 MrQBear: Birds with real human arms!
  Sarah_Serinde: Amazing
 vinewood_og: OOOOOH YEAHHHH
 Thefluffiestguineapig: At least in the US
 KBKarma: r/birdswitharms
 jacqui_lantern234: TROGDOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRR
 BigDaddyBland87: oh no
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I’m so happy
 ClodiumSoride: Oh no, now it's Bird by Example!
 Earthenone: machobird kiwisavage
 PawssumFable: The collectibles give you items
 Shadowsoflife: amazing
 Bruceski: That's me IRL
 JadedCynic: Where's Adam? Someone show him 
 vinewood_og: Adam never skips bird day
 Brozard:   
 hawktonguebaby: Is there a name for this genre of game? These Overcooked, Moving Out, co-op, dexterity-ish games?
 Brozard:   
  TXC2: a welcoming to arms
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @earthenone That’s the best form of that joke
 Featherweight_: so are you!
  TXC2: hawktonguebaby  co-op puzzle games ?
 northos: yeah, kiwis are as much dinosaurs as cassowaries
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
 BusTed: Was that a Nick Arcade?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Cassowaries are super violent
momalyd: fun house
Graved: Panic or panic?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: and those are females
Chesul: Cassowaries are most certainly NOT all talk.
 mercano82: Fun House, was that Nick or syndicated?
 99FineLines: it's a coop platformer
  mtvcdm: Are we making ransom notes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Which if you are an avian zoo keeper are the most terrifying possible asignment
 PawssumFable: These are employed, respectable cassowaries, though
 mwlsn: reel-to-reel-to-reel tape player
  TXC2: we had Fun house here in the UK
 Korolan: Finders Keepers
 Stephonee: ransom note simulator
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I wonder if the cassowaries eat you if you get the message wrong
 KaleidoscopeMind: poaster
  mtvcdm: We are. We are making adorable ransom notes.
 Bruceski: Saying "happy birthday mom" with the same tone as "we have your mom"
 Earthenone: i want a post toaster!
 ab50luteunit: Glad to see the bird game guys are back at it again
 KV1NN4: mOm?? not MUm??
 Leonhart321: Graham, stop
Desruprot: oh hai Graham
 asthanius: treats in the bowl
Genie_M: treats
Aenir798: Finish reading the instruction
  Sarah_Serinde: Gotta read that message
 BusTed: treats in the bowl
  mtvcdm: Treats
 glyndev: Keep reading
 L0rdX33n: treats bowl
 Featherweight_: they need a snack!
 shabe_x_roc: Treats!
 wizzo1138: Treats
 foopoiuyt: Read the rest of the prompt
 PawssumFable: Now buckle
 Earthenone: clearly spelling it mom instead of mum is the tell that we are international kidnappers
 EdibleDragon: This game is fabulous
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Which one is in the hat? G or P
CAKHost: Keep all feet and feathers on the Cassowary at all times
 BusTed: G has hat
 KaleidoscopeMind: gotta be cassoWARY
  TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig  G in the hat
Graved: No question - they have none
 L0rdX33n: They’re unioun
 Featherweight_: love za
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @edibledragon super agree, this is another one of those games where they had a vision and made it and it’s great
 Thefluffiestguineapig: thanks TXC2 and Busted!
 asthanius: desert bus for ham
Redpandarama: Is this that new Elden Ring DLC everyones talking about?
 BusTed: new internet charity
 99FineLines: Za? Za is Lasagna! Piz Zuh! La Zagna Zagna Za!
 ElementalAlchemist: "pizza oven for real" --Paul
 Earthenone: pizza oven for jimb
 GazzyInferno: for real?
 TehAmelie: the "ham" haunts me. wonder what happens if you get a word wrong. . .
 samb6678: Pizza oven for hope
CAKHost: Do Kiwis have wings? Like at least some anemic bones of them???
  TXC2: Pizza oven 4 lyfe
excalgold: Pizza Oven for GED? thats one heck of a present for ones self....
 L0rdX33n: pro strats
 QuixoticScrivener: that one-cycle for buckles!
 ElementalAlchemist: oops
 BrowneePoints: kiwis have wings they are flightless
 ElementalAlchemist: 
  TXC2: CAKHost  yes, but they are flightless
 KaleidoscopeMind: need a telegram for that
Desruprot: what an intriguing game
 JadedCynic: okay, that message sounds critical
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I would absolutely buy that a failure state is the cassowary just taking you
 KaleidoscopeMind: maybe some french speakers
 asthanius: the whole word is too big for a kiwi butt
 hackingducks: terrible ransom note to receive
 Morrigan9: toi-ham
petey_vonwho: Toilet clogged, send poop knife
  mtvcdm: Which toilet and where. This is important information.
 0x6772: Toi more useful in… French?
 TehAmelie: terms of interest?
 Easilycrazyhat: These dinosaur birds are terrible employees
 JadedCynic: 
 Astramentha: @easilycrazyhat they’re doing their best 😤
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Easilycrazyhat Technically all birds are dinosaurs! (my pedantry strikes again)
 atinyspacemarine: Où est le toilette!?
 Badchop: carried into oblivion
 TehAmelie: we were told the cassowarys are jackasses but they get results
 Featherweight_: Easilycrazyhat you try firing them
 Dalrint: What makes all these messages a little better is they all look like ransom notes from lazy kidnappers
CAKHost: There are a lot of pictures of Kiwi Skeletons with Eggs. Like I get why but I why so many pictures of it??? 
 ckupf: funnily cassowaries and kiwis are close relatives despite the size difference
  mtvcdm: LFG Australia style
Desruprot: good ol tner
KadmosTech: tner
 asthanius: headin' out t'ner later
 atinyspacemarine: Our good friend James tner
 ElementalAlchemist: what is this place's cassowary treat budget?
 PawssumFable: I'm gonna say again: Look at the collectible hints in the meenu, when you might actually see it at the end of this level. It gives you cool stuff.
Genie_M: gold is hard
Genie_M: and yes, speedruns are incredible
 Earthenone: i wonder if overpaying the cassuaries with treats is a detrement to your score
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Kiwis we are leaving!
 zenthere: what is the game?
 DoctorBobnarAwesome: Its always lovely getting to see some old fashioned Graham and Paul together.
 PawssumFable: Collectibles in the menu
  mtvcdm: I'm sure they're out there
Desruprot: Kiwi's handle the male
Desruprot: mail*
  TXC2: zenthere  key we
CAKHost: Thanks for the stream! I'll be back later.
 mjiig: It's not super uncommon for encoding systems to have funny letter sequences that only make sense when you realise they combine with a common sequence to make a rarer one
 BrowneePoints: look at these two handsome fellas who bring so much joy and kindness to the world 
CtrlAltMeep: Hey folks! What's the name of the game they are playing? :)
  Sarah: KeyWe
CtrlAltMeep: Thanks Sarah! <3
  Simriel: This is extremely cute
  Sarah: np :)
CtrlAltMeep: yeah it looks really fun :3
Yellowmaster52: paul and graham have great synergy
  TXC2: so long CAKHost  stay safe
 PawssumFable: No like, go down to the collections
 SymphonySolstice: omg kiwis
 PawssumFable: Yellow text
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @CAKHost Have safe/good time!
 Earthenone: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: The famous James Bond film "Woo, Martinis!"
 PawssumFable: Heck  
 99FineLines: are we backseat gaming the silly kiwi post game
krfsm: bigger than before
 PawssumFable: It's not backseat to tell people there's a thing right there that's meant to be seen, I think lol
 Fanklok: I have never seen bread come in a box
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @99FineLines No, just being silly about the kiwi postmaster job game
  mtvcdm: Why did we get hired to do all these jobs at once?
 Earthenone: love Big susan
 Singenmeister: So am I the only person that hears the guy's voice and immediately things off Sweet Cuppin' Cakes from Homestead Runner?
 PawssumFable: Backseat if I was pointing them out
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, do you parachute in if you fall out of bounds? That's amazing
 TehAmelie: of course, they can't just fly
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Singenmeister I think of Peanuts parents
Desruprot: and away it goes
 PawssumFable: wa wa wa
Genie_M: yes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Every choice of details in this game is perfect and the best
 micalovits: That bowling ball went FAST
 mwlsn: *zoom*
 mwlsn: The torque on that conveyor belt
 Catcard: I love this music. 
 accountmadeforants: Maybe he tried training cassowaries for this as well
 asthanius: said "handle with care" so good call
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah
 JadedCynic: yeah, I feel the sticker clues are more implicit - good thinking, g
 99FineLines: "fragile" yeet
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Two player crane game seems even more nightmarish than a normal crane game
  Simriel: I mean they are The Founders
 accountmadeforants: It seemed like you could push the item along before
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is that package jiggling?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is that something living?
  mtvcdm: Sure
Desruprot: over excited crane game
  mtvcdm: For now
Genie_M: perishable
  TXC2: package is vibing, in it's lane
 JadedCynic: perishable///
 zenthere: perishable
sunncaeks: These truly are the Real Kiwi Hours. (AKA 3:30am.)
Genie_M: there's perishable
 BigDaddyBland87: perishable
 99FineLines: those are my three moods
razorswift: perishable?
 ElementalAlchemist: Many stickers are available
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I will say that the phrase "crane game" gives me flashbacks to The Quivering
 vinewood_og: facts
 control_rig: Absolute facts
  TXC2: !addquote (Paul) [now] Put perishable on my butt.
  LRRbot: New quote #9053: "Put perishable on my butt." —Paul [2024-07-18]
 SharktoothJack: the 4 genders
  mtvcdm: I wonder if there's a button to make the belt go faster. There must be.
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KadmosTech: Secret Perishable Butt Sticker is my new band name
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 Astramentha: The Four Genders
 JadedCynic: getting closer and closer to gold, tho
Genie_M: gold is _hard_
 PawssumFable: Yeah boi
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 1000 For the Kiwi postmasters!
  TXC2: I hear that as "the panic of panic "
 TehAmelie: hehe, kid photos on the wall
 pete_haderlein: 
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 JadedCynic: oh no, secret collectibles?  Dangit, now I have to get this gaem...sigh
 PawssumFable: The text is a hint
Genie_M: basically there's a secret thing in most levels
Desruprot: OctoMailman
 control_rig: Tht's just a normal dad
 N2Osferatu: Famous outback octopus
 QuixoticScrivener: surely this violates some sort of labor law
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Those are my accumulated bits from when they used to allow bits to be earned from ads
 control_rig: Totally normal dad what are you talking about
 Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: and you have enough to actually get a wardrobe item each now!
 MrQBear: They did say you were the SMALLEST, they didn't say they hired only humans up till now. 
 frameshifty: 100 100 100 100 100 Good morning Drs. LRRR!
 PawssumFable: Zoey is a treasure
  mtvcdm: (your boss.)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, after Cassowaries you kind of don't mind
 JadedCynic: zoey is a octopus Customer Service Admin
Desruprot: @QuixoticScrivener do invertibrets have any labor law related to them?
 PMAvers: I like to think this is the back side of The Company drop off window
 accountmadeforants: Good to know Octodad found gainful employment after not being in a game for so long
 Awfrigate: This is adorable
monakai: These indistinct voices must have been fun to record
 mwlsn: This is some great pseudo-language gibberish
 JadedCynic: @monakai 'radio chatter' 
 spethycakes: It sounds like they're mostly saying "panic" to me
  TXC2: spethycakes  same
 mwlsn: "gah caranshan bam"
Desruprot: Happy Gunderson
Genie_M: it's chaos running around
 DandyGeek: this music has a bop that sounds a little like the LRR theme
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Desruprot Same thing I thought of
  mtvcdm: Only six possible mail customers
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Only Happy would be picking up a fine for his many spite construction projects
 JadedCynic: of course not, Zoey is your manager - she's watching over how you do your jobs (and might give hints if you take too long? maybe?)
 PawssumFable: Zoey gets to work later, never fear
 JadedCynic: octopus holding a clipboard and watching critically...
  TXC2: getting rather papers please with the complexity
Genie_M: this is moderately anxiety inducing
 PawssumFable: She's just training new kids right now
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This seems like it would be a hell of a team building game
  mtvcdm: Zoey has a clipboard, that's how you know she's in charge
magicpokey: Oh my god, I would pay ALL the money for a Qwerpline spinoff where Richter and Derek play wacky stuff like this!
Alex_Frostfire: Is this Mail TIme?
 mwlsn: TXC2 commemorative photo only 14.99, NEXT
 ElementalAlchemist: sploosh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: She has eight arms which means she can give out 8 tasks up at once
  TXC2: mwlsn  
TheAinMAP: Good advice
  TXC2: !advice
  LRRbot: Consider adjusting your gamma.
Desruprot: so close
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: fitness
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I do love that clearly this was initially constructed for humans and as they hired animals they modified it (like the stairs from drawers)
 Chronomos901: Mail Time looks a lot different then I remember
 Thefluffiestguineapig: ABSOLUTELY
 AugmentingPath: Soon you'll be trained kiwis, I think you're still kiwis-in-training at the moment
 bytecaster: So like every other manager, got it
 99FineLines: like most CEOs then eeeeeyyyyyyyy
Aenir798: There was a monkey trained to switch the tracks
 glyndev: Maybe this is how the post can find new revenue streams
 spicyFerret_: Nitama!
TheAinMAP: Stationmaster
 Just_Herby: Neither do most managers
  TXC2: or the Cat we have running the country here in the UK
  mtvcdm: About 30 seconds quicker and would have been gold.
 Sunidesus: Yes! I remember reading about that dude!
 Stephonee: Do I though?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: There's a charity where they have a cat who will grab any bills put through their mail slot, now they get most of their donations that way
 control_rig: "A trained monkey could do th- wait... hmmmm"
 Dalrint: But he clearly COULD just have a monkey do it
Desruprot: oh no
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
 AugmentingPath: run the mailflies through, the time for mercy is past
 BusTed: They're too evenly matched!
  Akaiatana: They are flexing on you with their flying
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Those are prehistoric levels of large
  TXC2: are they flies? or Zerg ? 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also those cassowaries should absolutely demolish those flies
 PawssumFable: @Thefluffiestguineapig They're spoiled on fruit
 PawssumFable: Like fat housecats that don't chase mice
 Pywodwagon: We had a trained service monkey pull the cord at the Toy Story shooting game I worked at at Disney world once, it was mainly trained to get stuff off high shelves for the guy
  TXC2: I feel like this would be a good way to teach spelling to children
 KV1NN4: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_(baboon) wow, this baboon was really good at his job
 TehAmelie: ah, the old school random notes. these modern gifs i think loses some charm https://i.imgur.com/v3A1wwO.gif
 AugmentingPath: gbye
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What is the red one
 AugmentingPath: got carried away
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh, it steals you
 JadedCynic: the flies will pick YOU up 
 MrQBear: You know what? I love Galaga!
 CmdrMadMoe: cassowary post would be pretty secure
 glyndev: The flies are stressing me out a lot more than I expected
 DigitalSeahorse: bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PawssumFable I feel like they are fueled by pure spite
Desruprot: that would be quite a con
 miniMacGuru: I feel like you need anti-aircraft artillery to deal with those flys.
 KaleidoscopeMind: that's just cookie clicker
  TXC2: d'ma
vanislewhimsy: loooots of knitting and unwelcome advice on how to snag a man
 PawssumFable: @Thefluffiestguineapig Then they're enjoying the kiwi's suffering?
 Mangledpixel: boop
  TXC2: good old Leget Dma
  TXC2: hello Mangledpixel  welcome
 Mangledpixel: how Kees the Wees?
 TehAmelie: sounds legit
 BusTed: Saying the quiet part out loud
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PawssumFable Yeah, seems legit
 AugmentingPath: that's right, tap aaaaa
  TXC2: Mangledpixel  it's getting complicated with the GIANT flies
 Featherweight_: I got a great pitch for an ai vr nft
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This concentration of flies seems unsustainable
 Mangledpixel: TXC2 so I see
 N2Osferatu: Could have one person feed and one person buckle I suppose
 99FineLines: for Aus these are firmly Medium Flies.
  mtvcdm: They're not mosquitoes. They're mailflies.
 L0rdX33n: check for overtime
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't think testing cassowary strap technology is a high priority, if the first draft works stay with it
 PawssumFable: Also do you in fact, have a fluffy guinea pig?
FailureOfAName: live unskippable? neat!
 KadmosTech: birdswitharms!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Because every time you interact with them you risk grievous bodily harm
jessicatheblack: 
 ckupf: not the mohawk?
 BusTed: max floof
  TXC2: as many as 4 tens of stamps
 red_shoes_jeff: My uncle had glasses like that.
 control_rig: Lookit dat PUFF!
  Akaiatana: Can you recreate Gibb?
Spirrie: wheeler bird
Makhiel: arms?
  mtvcdm: And that's terrible
 RealGamerCow: arms?
 PawssumFable: I love the goggle glasses
  TXC2: the moustache being UNDER the beak is VERY odd to me 
 Mangledpixel: now you can aviate
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PawssumFable I did when I first made this account, but she has since passed. I have three cats now because I was still in high school when she passed and was told "no more guinea pigs"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The colorings are amazing
 JadedCynic: toucan
TheTekkieman: Oh, the stamp counts are individual!
 JadedCynic: 
  Foxmar320: Hello G+P
Genie_M: you both have 40 that's nice
  TXC2: hello Foxmar320
 JadedCynic: thes are ADORABLE 
 DrMagnify: !quote cloaca
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hazeltine?
Solahwin_Tampramain: they are both working, so they both get a check
  mtvcdm: You EACH get the stamps. Nice.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is that Ovaltine but for birds?
 MehallD: The Greater Good
 GazzyInferno: the greater good...
 JadedCynic: shut it! 
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: the greater good
 NimrodXIV: Hazeltine 
 L0rdX33n: Shit it!
Gladuir: The greater good
 BrowneePoints: I thought that was an actual Calavera skin for a second
 PawssumFable: @Thefluffiestguineapig Aw, that's too bad. I miss my guinea pig who also passed. I also went no more guinea pigs until I can get a herd. I get too heartbroken when pets die and small ones are so fragile.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Solahwin_Tampramain More progressive than the US
Vicinity89 is continuing the Gift Sub they got from canahedo!
 L0rdX33n: soh no
 L0rdX33n: typo
 L0rdX33n: sorry
 JayaLegends: !subathon
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Desruprot: ohboy
  TXC2: L0rdX33n  it's ok, it's not DB chat
 L0rdX33n: “Shut it!”
 BrowneePoints: ORPHAN ANNIE JOKE
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also with ian how are there no quotes associated with cloaca???
A GIRL OF LENGTH: these kiwis are cute enough it might cure my migraine
gnyrinn: The Greater Good
  TXC2: !findquote cloaca
  LRRbot: Quote #8431: "Quick, back into the cloaca!" —Graham [2023-01-20]
  mtvcdm: The mods would have to choose to make a cloaca quote
 shiny_elva: I only just realized... this is almost normal qwerty 
 gameboy350: Please, meat
Halinn: Please meat me
 glyndev: Sending a message to be decoded in transit really does defeat the purpose
 wizzo1138: 8
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PawssumFable That's fair, I've now worked in animal care for quite a while and am working to get my RVT certification and exotics (which include all rodents because small animal is only dogs and cats stupidly) are deeply hard to care for and diagnose with things
 gameboy350: Please meat me at night... wait, nevermind
emberBecky subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 97 months, currently on a 25 month streak!
 emberBecky:  
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  TXC2: "meat me at night" "you mean meet" "no I don't"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 "Don't assume what I mean" 
 PawssumFable: @Thefluffiestguineapig The vet encouraged me to put Buddy to sleep because of an impacted tooth, and at the time I didn't know that was complete BS that I could handle myself. Still bothers me to this day.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's a good way to put things
excalgold: Sir, sir? please put the fundly in the grundle
 QuixoticScrivener: imagine having this keyboard at home
 TehAmelie: if the post office is going to have to handle cryptography we should get overtime
  Foxmar320: What a interesting concept for a game
  mtvcdm: We're doing so many jobs at this place
 Abavus: What's in the bundle?!
  TXC2: new Labour govenment is gonna merge the post office with GCHQ 
  TXC2: (GCHQ =the UK version of the NSA)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PawssumFable Really?? That sucks, often vets don't want to deal with treating rodent issues because they don't know how to deal with them. Efficiency is the enemy of good care. It's like how you can rush care to get more things done short term but using fear free means it's all better long term. Mine was one where we couldn't find a vet to spay her so she ended up with horrific ovarian cysts which are not a fixable thing, unlike impacted teeth which absolutely is.
 munocard: What is this game? I may need to play this with my girlfriend.
  TXC2: munocard  keywe
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @munocard Adorable is what it is! Also keywe
 Catcard: @munocard KeyWe!
 PawssumFable: @Thefluffiestguineapig Yeah, they absolutely were exaggerating their small pet care capabilities.
SnowBuddy18: this keyboard doesn't feel useful to use
 PawssumFable: Don't put it on your sign if you can't even file a guinea pig tooth 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @SnowBuddy18 I believe this game is classified under coop platformer?
 Abavus: Not silver 
 TehAmelie: our sterling record
Genie_M: you can retry any level
 KevinTheShark: When changing the password, make sure you have a telegraph intermediary
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PawssumFable Yeah, you don't even need to file it, you can use dog toenail clippers you cleaned
Mewr11: @TehAmelie One of the best jokes I've ever seen in chat
 PawssumFable: I know that now.
 ElementalAlchemist: oh no
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @KevinTheShark But only if it is run by kiwis
  mtvcdm: They do darent
 BusTed: pakidg
offbeatwitch: i love the "Not Helpful"
  TXC2: and now the game truly begins
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You fucking stupid damn flies!!
 TehAmelie: thanks, we try
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Don't mess with my labels!!!!!!!!!
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  mtvcdm: How am cure whole buffalo
  TXC2: Kazman20a  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Damn Kazman20a!!!!!!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So much generosity
excalgold: that says 'dear BATS' and with this game it may be literal bats...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, that fly is carrying away the package!!!!
 SharktoothJack: this looks like a lot of fun but it’s absolutely not a platformer
 gameboy350: same tbh
Genie_M: this is getting so wild
  Akaiatana: Those birds have Grahampaul.
 PawssumFable: @Genie_M Oh you wait
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @SharktoothJack This is one of those games like Papers Please where putting classifications on it does not serve a useful purpose
 TehAmelie: flies so huge and annoying you can't even swat them. that's just Australia i guess
 PawssumFable: And yet, thematically the polar opposite of Papers, Please
violetto: government job simulator
 PawssumFable: The most depressing game vs the least 
 ElementalAlchemist: Surely all that typing is costing the post office too much money
  Foxmar320: Imagine if this game had Twitch integration for chat to play the bugs
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ElementalAlchemist Right? Those wasted labels must add up
 roefizzlebeef: oh to be a small kiwi with the security of a government job
 ElementalAlchemist: so close
Genie_M: @PawssumFable I've seen plays of this, even speedruns too
  mtvcdm: So close
 Barb4rian: Almost
 PawssumFable: @Genie_M Oooh okay
Genie_M: but still, watching it is wild
 BusTed: luxurious
  TXC2: Foxmar320  what a cursed idea
  Akaiatana: That would be great and terrible, like Galadriel with the Ring
 control_rig: Such floof!
 PawssumFable: POOF
kusinohki: Hee hee hee
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That would be like the twitch integration for Super Truck, great but deeply hard
  Foxmar320: TXC2 I do what I can
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The best floof!!!!!!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
Genie_M: you know - vines
 QuixoticScrivener: plants typically are
  TXC2: Foxmar320  and you do it well
 Bowerbird7: Vines usually are...
 IanAllenBird: vines are generally alive
Genie_M: plants
Gladuir: Its turning into Jumani up in here
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Not just alive, but actively malicious
excalgold: Kiwi's and octopi work in the mail room, of course the plants are Malicious too
Vinchenz: dunno what the game is but its very cute!
John Hill: you can become fluffier! adorable
Linwey: Kudzu is genuinely terrifying
 TehAmelie: alive and full of evil purpose
  TXC2: Kudzu is a crime
 PawssumFable: Just drop yea
 smoljigglybug: 'Maximum Puff' is going to be my superhero name now.
  mtvcdm: Have they hired ANYONE for maintenance
  Akaiatana: Letter RIP
 RocknGrohlNerd: @TehAmelie evil porpoises?
 StreetRach: OMG. Love that you're playing this game!
 TehAmelie: they wish
 Carlioo: I beg your pardon?!
 DandyGeek: Joe Bob Briggs is in there 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @mtvcdm Yes, but they have low retention for obvious reasons so no one stays long enough to fix stuff
 PawssumFable: @RocknGrohlNerd Every time I see you I'VE GOT ANOTHER CONFESSION TO MAKE
 AugmentingPath: the ceiling kudzu is just exactly the halflife 2 monster, huh?
  mtvcdm: But yeah, kudzu can and will eat entire houses.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Kudzu is almost a cartoonish demonstration of the harm of invasive species
 BrowneePoints: it’s happening g in a bunch of places in southern America and Mexico
 BrowneePoints: because of people bringing it in as a vanity plant
 PawssumFable: It was supposed to be cow feed plants
  Sarah: The game is KeyWe
 malsareus: good evening
  TXC2: as a vanity plant? who the fuck thinks Kudzu looks good?
 RocknGrohlNerd: @PawssumFable oh no what have I done this time  
 BrowneePoints: yep. colonialist ranching introduced it
  TXC2: Hello malsareus  welcome
the_phantom_game_player: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I do like that it puts up barriers so it's a puzzle to get thing's in the correct area as opposed to a reflex test
 PawssumFable: Again, no, it was for feeding livestock.
 JadedCynic: @PawssumFable I mean, kudzu can be cooked and eaten - apparently its like collard greens
 mwlsn: hello, OSHA?
 PawssumFable: The thing is if the cows leave...
  TXC2: PawssumFable  ok that's a bit different at least
 PawssumFable: It keeps going
 malfnord: Well, at least nobody imported hippos to eat the kudzu. That would've gotten out of hand.
  mtvcdm: Japan, where kudzu originated and where the climate doesn't let kudzu go wild.
 BrowneePoints: Yes, in South America it was used for cattle feed
  sfot: hi everyone
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 AugmentingPath: mmm, bagel with chroma cheese
  Akaiatana: Kudzu not?
 PawssumFable: I think it could still be a useful animal feed, but you'd have to really powerfully contain it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Do you get hazard pay for this?
 L0rdX33n: How dare
 mwlsn: where I protection?
 RocknGrohlNerd: @Akaiatana good pun, I approve
 PawssumFable: Can you imagine if North America had hippos
Double May Care: oh this is fun
 BusTed: sand protection
  Foxmar320: Had no idea Kiwis were guardians, explains a lot
  TXC2: PawssumFable  they have Buffalo and moose, that's basically the same 
excalgold: Glasses -and- a light
 mwlsn:  that dust devil
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PawssumFable Yes, look at the hippos that are now in Central America from that one drug lord
 glyndev: I feel like one person should clasp while the other feeds
 PawssumFable: @RocknGrohlNerd Also that's just the opening of Best of You, silly
 BrowneePoints: yes I looked it up
 AugmentingPath: and (possibly open flame based) headlamps
  Foxmar320: What G
 BusTed: grab that tty
 malfnord: @PawssumFable I am not joking, some galaxy brain from Louisiana had the brainwave to import hippos to eat obstructve water plants back in the 1910s.
  mtvcdm: More vital mail.
 KadmosTech: grab that tty (with consent)
 BrowneePoints: Kudzu was introduced in AMERICA(not Brazil) as a Vanity Plant @pawssumfable
 PawssumFable: Hmm
 BrowneePoints: it was introduced at the Centennial exhibition because it looked new and has fragrant purple flowers when blooming
JinaMahavira: the one down
 Astramentha: every time you tweet you’re forcing poor lil guys to do all this
 BrowneePoints: and then in the 30s, it exploded across the south because of vanity purchases and “soil conservation” and distantly(for the US) cattle feed
  mtvcdm: Lift and throw, lift and throw
 AugmentingPath: if you really had grit you wouldn't let adversity slow you down 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @mtvcdm Hanatize!
 TallynNyntyg: Ah, good ol' Gritty Gill.
 Coloneljesus: this music sounds hella like bastion
 mwlsn: need to get grit
 BrowneePoints: but yes for South America specifically Spanish and Portuguese Imperialists brought it in as cattle feed
Alex_Frostfire: I got more grit 'n I can handle!
  Foxmar320: This is great lol
 BusTed: 
 NorthstarTex: really enjoying it
  mtvcdm: It's birds
Chesul: But are you disappointed Graham?
 Carlioo: it looks very silly, hope you're having fun
 TehAmelie: no one could have predicted this
 Shadowsoflife: 
 BusTed: quicksand!
  mtvcdm: You expected birds
  Foxmar320: DED
 IanAllenBird: oh nooo
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 NorthstarTex: the floor is lava!!
  TXC2: the 90's trained us for this!
 Astramentha: the floor is quicksand
thetoastmonster: Artax no!
 mwlsn: someone close the window, for crying out loud
 Barb4rian: Kiwi noooo
 BusTed: Nothing stops the post
 ElementalAlchemist: oh no
  TXC2: thetoastmonster  you monster
 AugmentingPath: good news: the sandstorm killed the flies!
thetoastmonster: @TXC2 it's quite literally in my name
momalyd: This workplace seems like a health and safety nightmare.
 TehAmelie: no rain or sleet or sandstorm or mutant kudzu invasion. . .
  TXC2: thetoastmonster  touché
  mtvcdm: I'd say I have questions but
 mwlsn: I'm impressed that your postal machinery is still going with all this sand in the gears
 Carlioo: the mail has got to go through
 Carlioo: whether rain or shine
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 MrTheWalrus: Praise the Subathon, which brings back Graham and Paul streams.
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 DigitalSeahorse:  quicksand and slightly quicker sand
gnyrinn: Aren’t kiwis sand-wading birds?
 KevinTheShark: Who shipped all the sand and didnt label each grain???
 BusTed: light puzzle?
 HorusFive: "Im interacting with a thing over here but I don't know why" The Loading Ready Run story
 JadedCynic: Apparently the Australian Telepost motto goes: "Through fly swarm, through kudzu, through overwhelming sand, the mail will go through."?
 L0rdX33n: i see a light beam…
 couchboyj: Trapped in a mirror, birds for life
 BusTed: Sweet
 JadedCynic: I think you found a collectable
  Foxmar320: Yay! Secrets
 JadedCynic: back to WORK 
 PawssumFable: woo
 Carlioo: it's lid fam
   Anubis169: perishable :S
 mjiig: I appreciate that it stops you making mistakes rather than making you redo a whole package when you do
  mtvcdm: Please refrigerate immediately. Please
 AugmentingPath: by "perishable" they meant "the sand is potentially fatal"
 PawssumFable: You gotta just bunny hop the whole time
 Lunareclipse123: Take me hooooome, Gumtree Groooove
 RocknGrohlNerd: @PawssumFable oh dang   I got bamboozled by my own nickname. clearly my brain is very   These Days ...that I didn´t see it. thank you for going on this journey with me 
Ularl_Platypus: you would think they would want to clean the sand instead of sending mail.
   Anubis169: @Lunareclipse123 to my hoooaaard, and treasure trooooooove~~~
 BrowneePoints: ope…chat WotC made one of the PreCon commanders just Stupid Sexy Disney Robin Hood Fox
 glyndev: Neither rain nor snow nor glom of nit
 PawssumFable: @RocknGrohlNerd It's okay, I frequently bamboozle myself too
 BrowneePoints: the group hug deck got revealed this morning
 Lunareclipse123: @anubis169 WEST VIRGINIAAAA
  TXC2: right chat, diner time for me, so be good, and keep on subing!
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 Lunareclipse123: (for some reason)
 L0rdX33n: There’s also overtime levels, to the right of main levels
 RocknGrohlNerd: @TXC2 enjoy your diner TXC2
  mtvcdm: R&D I have questions
 JadedCynic: I mean, the packages are too big for the Kiwi to carry...
  Foxmar320: Yep this is better
 BusTed: An entirely practical machine
Lirelent: scientist Paul at work again
 Spolin: parcel dirigible
missa_hancock: so CH Paul runs this operation
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 AugmentingPath: New gadget report: 100% mortality rate
 DigitalSeahorse:   YEET Post
 NoxStryx: @lunareclipse123 West Virginians will get mad if you point this out but that song is actually about the western end of Virginia. All the landmarks mentioned are Virginian landmarks
 TheWooglie: @AugmentingPath wow you rarely get 100% uptake with a new technology
 AugmentingPath: @TheWooglie truly an unprecedented level of success
 Carlioo: do kiwi know about osha?
 ElementalAlchemist: hi Alex
 Chronomos901: rip Alex
 KaleidoscopeMind: ghost alex
 TheWooglie: @Carlioo the Acolyte character?
KinkerbellRose: PErfect.
 IanAllenBird: whoa
 TehAmelie: 
 JadedCynic: good job! 
 Shadowsoflife: neat
 BusTed: 👀
 EpiiMeth: This is great
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 MrMatternot: Haunting
Izzieon: It's almost like Alex is in the room with them
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Chronomos901: sometimes they can still hear his voice
 samb6678: Oh that's deeply strange
 couchboyj: Floating Head streamer
 JadedCynic: 
 PawssumFable: Alex is in a different shirt than 2 hours ago and I'm confuse
 Lyrinoir: This looks utterly charming
 Lunareclipse123: The ghost of Alex present
 NoxStryx: Different shirt or different alex?
 PawssumFable: Must be part of the Ghost Alex
 DigitalSeahorse: that was one of his own sweaters from his etsy
 DigitalSeahorse: !Alex
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 PawssumFable: @NoxStryx We may never know
 DigitalSeahorse: not sure if it's still on there
 JadedCynic: the mini-dirgibles swapping locations are annoying 
   Anubis169: G, if you put tape over your eyes or something, it'd be even worse 
 chorinas: I'm going to be honest? at first I thought it was a bear ear headband
  mtvcdm: More kudzu
  Akaiatana: Plus, it gives Graham eyeframes.
 ElementalAlchemist: oh no
 ElementalAlchemist: AAAA
 IanAllenBird: D :
 Astramentha: D:
 Carlioo: RUDE
 Sunidesus: those are some agressive plants
  mtvcdm: Gotta eat your kiwi
 TallynNyntyg: Graham should call one-eight-hundred Contacts.
 Lunareclipse123: Special Horse Eyes?
 BusTed: What happens if you both get nabbed?
 GazzyInferno: eat your ovaltine
 Astramentha: @busted permadeath
 Didero: There, back from dinner, are we the bosses of this postoffice yet?
 northos: vegetabmles
 CaptainSpam: GET VEGETABLE'D!
 Astramentha: @didero even better, we can get eaten 
Lex_Peacekeeper: eat your Kiwis
 AugmentingPath: Eat.  You're vegetabled?!
 Greyah: Eat your toast, mate. Shoved it right in me gob.
 control_rig: I love how specific "I'm dying squirtle" is
 DrMagnify: oh no theyve been vegetabled
 Didero: @Astramentha Kiwis ARE healthy, though that may be the fruit
 dm818: probably because you haven't been eating enough
 ElementalAlchemist: Caps lock is cruise control for cool
 JadedCynic: CAPS LOCK IS DUMB...
 shiny_elva: There's too many vegetables *because* you've not been eating them
 JadedCynic: wait.
 AugmentingPath: I understand that you're dying, but more pressingly, I have a typo I need to fix
 TheWooglie: @JadedCynic GG
 TehAmelie: not to be callous, but it might be faster to leave Graham behind
 alchemistsavant: graham just constantly getting plant vored
 BusTed: 
 HorusFive: Graham Kiwi- confirmed delicious
 TallynNyntyg: WTF Graham.
 ElementalAlchemist: 🪦
 wordnerdify:    
Lex_Peacekeeper: plants took my Graham
 Thefluffiestguineapig: G is apparently the tastiest for the flowers
Symphoneers: Graham's got the electrolytes plants crave.
 mwlsn: I was on another desktop for a minute but that sounded like it was going well
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lex_Peacekeeper You got Graham in my plants! No you got plants in my Graham!
 DigitalSeahorse: plants took my buddy!
 Didero: Good thing you're playing it co-op, so Paul can keep rescuing you 
 ElementalAlchemist: "You do not fart." --Graham
 bytecaster: But I do fart, Graham
 Creature_Comforts: that’s my band name
 TehAmelie: hmm maybe you have to travel in a team around here
  mtvcdm: Of course they did
 RocknGrohlNerd: @Creature_Comforts 
 PawssumFable: Have they realized you can dash?
 control_rig: The long-awated sequel to Zombies Ate My Neighbors
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Do you need to get rid of the flower?
 googoltudoris: drink more ovaltine
 AugmentingPath: baited by the backspace vine
 darkcyril: The slurping noise really makes it.
 DigitalSeahorse: @googoltudoris 
 Didero: If they're already showing you text, why do you have to also type it in?
 TehAmelie: hey, Z and X are down there, never used those keys
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @googoltudoris It's Hazeltine in this universe according to one of the posters
 thaigeprime: Has there been a "drink more oveltine" one yet
 BusTed: The reach on those
 AugmentingPath: are the plants more aggressive when you're holding a flower?
 Astramentha: @didero …..heeeey, yeah WAITAMINUTE
 ElementalAlchemist: woo!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Didero I think the reasoning was you are transcribing the message onto the telegraph for actual sending that was given in the lobby? But I didn't keep track because it's too cute
 Didero: Now go for gold 
 bakerydragon: ooh! I just joined and am so happy for the continuing Bird-Based Co-Op
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @AugmentingPath That's a good question actually
 PawssumFable: I've golded this whole game
  Foxmar320: I cant wait for it to not be summer anymore
 Bruceski: In fall the kiwis change their plumage
 bakerydragon: Actually, when it's birds daes that mean it's a "Coop" game?
 Didero: It's ok, kiwis have terrible memories
 TehAmelie: okay we have a genre name for two player bird games
 googoltudoris: it's a relay station
 PawssumFable: Coop games haha
 Thefluffiestguineapig: fragile and heavy?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean it is literally a bolder
 L0rdX33n: ooh, dino sticker, bottom left
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's what people sometimes misunderstand about fossil stuff, it's literally a boulder
 AugmentingPath: it's for murder
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Death, it's for death
 dankmemeter: Ragile? Must be italian
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @AugmentingPath Semi drift compatible! Not same exact message but same intention
 Carlioo: oh there's a fossil sticker in the bottom left
 PawssumFable: Frah GEE lay
 bakerydragon: @TehAmelie Yay 😊 
LadyLockwood92: Howdy folks~
 dropkickstart: this is astoundingly adorable
 bakerydragon: @LadyLockwood92 hello 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This level will be miserable with the stupid monster flies
 AugmentingPath: @Thefluffiestguineapig 
 ElementalAlchemist: Urgent (urgent) emergency
 PawssumFable: I think there's only one year of levels
 Sunidesus: the butt stickers keep making me giggle
 PawssumFable: So we are past the flies, I think
 glyndev: You'd think the urgent sticker would be faster to get to
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: @ElementalAlchemist I sang that out loud too
 Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: you seem to be making quite good time with these now
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PawssumFable Excellent
 googoltudoris: this shipping station does not seem optimized for kiwis
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Uuuuuuuhhhhhhhh
 PawssumFable: There's bonus pay levels, though...
 PawssumFable: Those give a lot of stamps
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Gas in the mail is one of the things I think the US postal service has restrictions on
 bjergmann101: Air-dash... just a bit quicker than Door-Dash
GameSageZB: Oh sweet! I forgot KeyWe was this morning. I loved this game when I played it with a partner.
 AugmentingPath: "Heavy and urgent in Lake Bessy" sounds like an advice column pseudonym
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I think it counts as both hazardous and flammable
 PawssumFable: There's a bubble pop level in bonus pay
 malsareus: So, does this game show us how mail is handled in Canada?
 PawssumFable: It's so fun
 alchemistsavant: man you guys are really getting into the rhythm of it!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @bjergmann101 But treats it's workers better
LadyLockwood92: I appreciate this rare look into the mail system in New Zealand. Cheers guys.
 bjergmann101: @Thefluffiestguineapig Hard to do worse
 JadedCynic: *Australia
 mercano82: Does a can of gas need a hazmat sticker? Nah
 josh___something: That sounds like a skill issue, paul
 googoltudoris: the geese are ANGY
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So all your mail is savaged?
 BusTed: wow
 Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: looks like you were also able to push the package along faster than the conveyor belt with your dash
 Bowerbird7: the geese don't handle customer complaints well, I assume
 spethycakes: Next game from this company will be LoonWe
 alchemistsavant: oh god, that must be a really shitty work environment
 JadedCynic: it's too temperate for Mail Flies
 KV1NN4: This is clearly the Australian Postage system
 Aitsu111: The scary thing is seeing the Geese strapping packages to Moose
 Jogela: Time to bit the bits 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @googoltudoris Geese remember they used to be therapods and are so angry about it
 ElementalAlchemist: We're enhancing our ability to make ransom notes
 CaptainSpam: Ah, so we're making ransom notes now?
 JadedCynic: @Aitsu111 Moose are only scared of one thing, and it's not Killer Whales...
 couchboyj: I always assumed beavers were involved in the Canadian mail.  TIL
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I should have saved my bits for this moment where we make bits
 AugmentingPath: @Thefluffiestguineapig Meanwhile cassowaries remember they're more-or-less currently theropod dinosaurs
 gluonquark: two of the bloomburrow commander decks have been revealed, they look awesome !
 JadedCynic: @couchboyj beavers cut the dies that make stamps
 PawssumFable: The biggest diff between birds and dinosaurs is TIME and I keep wondering when science is gonna break it to the world that dinosaurs are factually just real old birds
Thisbymaster: are those Cassowaries? The deadliest birds?
Mark_D_Stroyer: well immediate LittleBigPlanet vibes with this game
 RealGamerCow: dingo ate my baby
 L0rdX33n: pie-yena
LadyLockwood92: I'm always saying this.
 AugmentingPath: bees
 KV1NN4: Hyena, from Gargoyles?
 mercano82: bees
 alchemistsavant: bees?
 glyndev: oh god the bees
 HorusFive: BEEEEEEEZ 
 mercano82: Cut the bees, drop the bass
 JadedCynic: @glyndev not the bees!!!1`!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @AugmentingPath Yeah, when people say dinosaurs having feathers makes them less scary my response is are cassowaries and ostriches less terrifying for feathers? Or Ice age literal terror birds??
 PawssumFable: Right?
 AugmentingPath: normally i try to avoid backseating, but I wasn't going to pass up a chance to type just "bees" and pretend I'm helping
 PawssumFable: Birds now are terrifying. Look at a Harpy eagle.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Are the cassowaries eating lychee fruit? if so I'm jealous, I love those and can't afford them
 Didero: Heck, even a regular crow can get scary when it gets angry at you
 CmdrMadMoe: Who mashed my melons
 malsareus: From the cousin of the cabbage merchant
  mtvcdm: Sir? Sir! Who squashed my gourds?
 malfnord: The Canada goose remembers when their kin ruled the world, and they fear neither man nor God because of that.
 AugmentingPath: @Thefluffiestguineapig Cassowaries seem much less scary when they're extremely far away.  Easy to dismiss them when you have so many oceans keeping you safe
 PawssumFable: Flocks of crows can become horribly violent at people
 bytecaster: Not my gourds 
 50keyz: this is ridiculous. im glad i send all my mail by beaver
 frostownik: I'm a bit out of the loop -- is there a PPR for Bloomburrow?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PawssumFable Considering one of the valid predation strategies of birds is "take it in the air and drop it down a mountain" they're no joke
 PawssumFable: I dunno, I've chased geese off the road in winter
 JadedCynic: @frostownik on sunday, yes
 50keyz: @frostownik sunday
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @AugmentingPath Fair,
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PawssumFable And they have generational memory
 frostownik: thank
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 bjergmann101: Is this not how serial kills sent letters?
 JadedCynic: and you got FOUR done, too
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PawssumFable True, but by yourself or with mechanical assistance?
 JosVanTongeren: 
 NorthstarTex: close, consistently silver
 L0rdX33n: check overtime levels
 JadedCynic: @bjergmann101 kidnappers more, but yeah
 L0rdX33n: they neat
Mark_D_Stroyer: Serialemu Killers
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 anbuagent12: My mail has many butt marks on it. Care to explain why?
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 Jobot180: What adorable little brown butt birds.
LadyLockwood92: tired: post-apocalyptic ape society. wired: post-apocalyptic Crow society.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: For a second I thought the rank was "tele-poster" like a kind of imposter and I was confused
 KaleidoscopeMind: gas of air?
 PawssumFable: By myself because I know enough about geese to actually be scary to geese 
 PawssumFable: LOOK AT HOW BIG I AM FLAP FLAP
 KaleidoscopeMind: bags*
 ElementalAlchemist: oooh yes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @anbuagent12 "Also why the butt prints have tiny feathers"
  Foxmar320: YESS
 BusTed: nice
 JadedCynic: time to go mad 
  mtvcdm: Yesssssss
 NightValien28: best level
 JadedCynic: smart bombs 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Sunidesus: most satisfying level ever
 PawssumFable: They didn't move fast though
 JadedCynic: 20 medium!
  mtvcdm: Well this is the rest of the subathon
 PawssumFable: They weren't that scared
 JadedCynic: 1 giant
 mwlsn: oh this is great
 TehAmelie: is this a bonus stage?
 JadedCynic: yeah
 JadedCynic: "overtime"
Alex_Frostfire: This is just destroying packing material.
 NimrodXIV: what an odd and charming game
 PawssumFable: They were just concerned enough to get out of the intersection
 TallynNyntyg: Oh hey, I remember this from Mario!
 PawssumFable: I love bubble pop
 NekomimiNinja: Now this is a nice stage.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Do you get time added for each goal achieved?
Mark_D_Stroyer: They know what they’re doing with calling them “Tiny Bubbles”
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I can see birds being very good at this job
  mtvcdm: We are good bubble wrap testers
 frostownik: there's a progress bar on top of the display I think
 frostownik: it's so chaotic tho
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 PawssumFable: What is the purpose of this room
 PawssumFable: I feel like it's just the break room
SnowBuddy18: hold me closer tiny bubbles
 Didero: @PawssumFable Bubblewrap testing and/or kiwi workout training
Mark_D_Stroyer: Okay this music does seems 100% ripped from LittleBigPlanet 1.
 JadedCynic: @PawssumFable in-game, 'product testing' - meta is a bonus section
 bjergmann101: Bags of air... Bags of air... Bags of air... "From Mailtime"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @mtvcdm If i could find packing material with the label "this bubble wrap was tested by any animal species" with the caveat it was safe and humane I would never use anything else
 PawssumFable: Cat tested
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You smashed silver
 JadedCynic: @Thefluffiestguineapig "this bubble wrap was tested for durability by crows - they enjoyed popping it and have been kept on for quality control" 
 KBKarma: I'm gonna go. I'm trying to do some stuff in FFXIV which requires my concentration. Enjoy!
  mtvcdm: ! next
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 JadedCynic: ah, we're gradually shifting from QWERTY to AZERTY? 
 KBKarma: 100 Bye bye bye.
 PawssumFable: @JadedCynic 
Duffadash: scenic Nsberg
excalgold: so its THE Fungus? the singular Fungus?
nekobun: Visit the Fungus, trust the Fungus.
 glyndev: Not just any fungus. It's the Fungus
Mark_D_Stroyer: Experience the Fugnus
 Fanklok: Get down with the fugnus
 JadedCynic: oh wait, they're ROTATING 
 EternalRoxas: fugnussy
 TehAmelie: a machine for stressing kiwis
SnowBuddy18: this seems more than "finicky"
  mtvcdm: Why does this exist
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This machine might have needed to hire animals because humans were done with this bullshit
excalgold: the same person that has Kiwi's, Casowary's and Octopi working at the post designed it i think
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @excalgold Rube Goldberg?
 JadedCynic: @Thefluffiestguineapig yeah, I begin to see why the bearded dude hired the pair of kiwi...
 PawssumFable: I need something slightly less smart to do these tasks
 Fanklok: Don't these people have phones
 Didero: It'd be funny if that button was an 'M' when facing us but a 'W' if it was facing away
  mtvcdm: I'm disputing that the mail was the priority here
 ElementalAlchemist: Need engine jump? Have you considered: space jump
 mwlsn: I see we've moved from qwerty to qweqweqwe
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @mtvcdm Yeah press x to doubt that assertion. This isn't the setup where the mail was the priority
  mtvcdm: Actually these messages are getting the mail system they deserve
 JadedCynic: it's neither QWERTY nor AZERTY - it rotates between both 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @mtvcdm Maybe this is for low priority messages only
 PawssumFable: It's just bullshit now
 Didero: @JadedCynic A Quebeqois keyboard, switching between English and French keyboard layouts
Mark_D_Stroyer: This keyboard layout is clearly KIWES
  mtvcdm: Blood
 TehAmelie: just Blood
  mtvcdm: Send blood
 JadedCynic: these seem more like PSAs than private messages...
 northos: oh that's a much more comforting second word 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH COME ON
 JadedCynic: @Didero bien sur!
 ElementalAlchemist: rude
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It can't rotate as you are trying to type a word
 JadedCynic: yeah, these are just 'community announcements'
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Between words is bad enough
 dm818: Is this better or worse than evil plants
 Didero: toblorbo
 TehAmelie: tomorpow, tomorpow, tomorpow
 Fanklok: One year at the Ren Faire there was a blood drive happening and one of the performers was outside their trailer shouting "Come join the blood harvest"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Community announcements as delivered by animals would be a massive tourist attraction
 Austere_Squire: hullo, chat, lrr
 N2Osferatu: Ahhh Mario panic music!
 Austere_Squire: it appears to be a lovely day and graham and paul appear to be wonderful... kiwis?
 L0rdX33n: just under the whistle
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Two minutes??
 JadedCynic: hi-lo Squire; wotcha!
 PawssumFable: Maybe the orangutan that plays Minecraft could do it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The gold there was 2 minutes??
 mwlsn looks around for the bull
 frostownik: the famous Bond movie with the indestructible Russian henchman -- Tomorpow Never Dies
Mark_D_Stroyer: Earning stamps like arcade tickets ~would~ revolutionize the postal service.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Uhhhhh
 JadedCynic: Who was it that was saying this game was NOT a "platformer" again? 
aziraphalesshop: What is this called?
aziraphalesshop: Nevermind, just saw Sarah posted it
Some kind of Garf: This is the cutest stress aneurysm I've ever seen.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mark_D_Stroyer Similar to one city in I think Germany where they made it so you could earn points for correctly recycling
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 JadedCynic: so these two kiwi are better plumbers than the mario bros?
 mwlsn: this is the worst internship ever
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  mtvcdm: This might not be a well run mail facility
 TehAmelie: i don't trust the sewer fish
 PawssumFable: @Thefluffiestguineapig I think that's all of it now?
 malsareus: so I feel this plumbing needs an overhaul
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I see the octopus in the background
  mtvcdm: ! subathon
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 TheBattleOfHastings: What's this game?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is her name susan? I forget
 protojman: ah yes just like office work
 Didero: Why are there envelopes falling?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheBattleOfHastings Adorable! Keywe
 JadedCynic: Ki WE @TheBattleOfHastings
 JadedCynic: *Key
 PawssumFable: Every time I see Germany videos on YT or TikTok there's always a bit about recycling
  mtvcdm: Wait the water is rising
 glyndev: Ooooh it floods if you don't tape?
 TheBattleOfHastings: Ah! I saw KeyWe in the title I should have realised.
nekobun: tired: hotmail, wired: wetmail
 Didero: The game is called Keywe
 TheBattleOfHastings: Thanks all.
 TehAmelie: "we have a leak at the post office" sounds like the plot of a spy movie
 JadedCynic: Zoey is kinda looking worried...
 frostownik: this is the sound in my head whenever I'm working
 Didero: It's eightable at best
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @frostownik The alarm or the dinging?
graal_smith: Our amps are un-eleven-able
   Anubis169: one might say... KeyWon't
  Foxmar320: Stay out of the water. Got it!
 Carlioo: almost gold!
 ElementalAlchemist: At this point, the whole room needs rebuilt from scratch
 frostownik: @thefluffiestguineapig yes
 KevinTheShark: considering this post office is like... 100 years old, this is baffillingly complex
excalgold: Finding Nem..oh no
 RocknGrohlNerd: eww
 BusTed: sliding puzzle?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @frostownik For me the ratio changes, the worse my ADHD is that day the louder the alarm is
 PawssumFable: There was plumbing in the 1920s
  mtvcdm: WHY
 ElementalAlchemist: OK Zoey
 JadedCynic: lampshading things
graal_smith: Graham using a nintendo controller after using a PS controller
 Thefluffiestguineapig: UUUUUUHHHHH
 frostownik: @thefluffiestguineapig same also
 JadedCynic: a changing maze...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sorting mazes??????
  mtvcdm: Zoey
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Changing sorting mazes?????????
 Didero: Maybe the person designing these workspaces should've just kept faffing about in their ownshed
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Zoey I would like to dispute that these changes can in any way make things better
 Thefluffiestguineapig: If you want to make these changes, test one at a time to see which make things better
 Didero: It isn't a real jam until somebody starts shouting about it being a jam 
 bytecaster: I must say, I really enjoy this series where Paul and Graham try out all of the birds!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Didero Or an old woman starts yelling about the old country and the recipe being hers
  mtvcdm: Why does Zoey's system involve obstacles
 bytecaster: @mtvcdm I'm sure you mean convenient sorting funnels
   Anubis169: Mail sometimes gets stuck
 PawssumFable: I'm sweating thinking about the next iteration of this level 
   Anubis169: story of my life
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @mtvcdm Because she unlike us as kiwis, can pick things up
 glyndev: It's a-maze-ing
 Loupetron: 1000 100 100 100 100 100  Love watching Graham and Paul as flightless birds.
 mwlsn: Zoey, regarding a butterfly: Is this process engineering?
 TehAmelie: martini, bitter?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Bitters like we are about all these changes?
   Anubis169: noice
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh absolutely
 brieandbacon: This is Lean. Honest
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is exactly like that
 bytecaster: I don't know what your job is, but I changed it
 Abavus: But it looks so much nicer
kusinohki: I don't understand. It should be faster
excalgold: all we know is the Consultant was VERY Expensive and assured us this would improve life
 PawssumFable: oh no
 PawssumFable: Now it gets real
tytycoon subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 18 months!
 tytycoon: yay! happy Kiwi game!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "We made it mandatory to completely reorganize all your stock so it's better!" "You've never been to our store, how would you know that
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, tytycoon! (Today's storm count: 166)
  mtvcdm: To improve shareholder efficiency
   Anubis169: is this "actual" easier or " mandatory microsoft OS changes" easier
 mwlsn: secret bird
 NightValien28: NO ONE can intercept a cassowary
 bytecaster: The meme!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: UV light and the cutter
 frostownik: my former company introduced manufacturing based improvements and metrics to software and were very surprised
 glyndev: What we can't afford the power to have the lamp on the whole time?
  mtvcdm: Oh good we can send memes
 JadedCynic: "We paid consultants a lot of money to watch you without consent or contact for a long time, and they have suggested these changes to your workflow, despite having no previous experience anywhere in our industry at all..."
 Sethalidos: cassowary = murder chicken
LadyLockwood92: I love that the Cassowaries have glasses.
 Didero: I look away for a sec and it sudenly turned into a memory game? D:
 DoomBringerIL: good evening from israel! is it true the Bloom PPR this sunday??! @LoadingReadyRun
 bytecaster: @glyndev It annoys the Cassowary
AutumnAuton: Second & Meat, my favorite cafe
 JadedCynic: @Sethalidos Cassowary == surviving dinosaur
 PawssumFable: Murder emu
 glyndev: @Sethalidos Chickens are already murder chickens. Cassowarys are super murder chickens
 PawssumFable: Wait that's just emus
 ElementalAlchemist: secat
 PawssumFable: Super murder emu chicken
 BrowneePoints: WAIT don’t Kiwi actually glow under black light!?
LadyLockwood92: Something Something Butcher Pete
 TheWooglie: !ppr
  LRRbot: The Bloomburrow PPR will be on Sunday, 21 July at 10am PDT! More info forthcoming.
 TehAmelie: this is fairly secure
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @bytecaster And we value our lives too much to annoy the cassowary
 JadedCynic: Cassowaries make emus and ostriches look amenable...
 glyndev: @bytecaster That's a fair point. We can't afford to piss them off
excalgold: are those Cassowary's wearing....sunglasses at night ?
 DoomBringerIL: wow! this sunday? so quick! nice!
 mwlsn: excalgold they're just that cool
 PawssumFable: *80's riff*
excalgold: those are some cool Casowary's
 TehAmelie: even if a counter-spy were to best the secret cassowary, they just get a blank message unless they have a UV light
 Simonark: You two really make it feel like you’ve been cutting ferrets in half for over twenty years now. It’s a niche vibe, I’ll admit.
 PawssumFable: I wear my SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT
 BrowneePoints: BLB drops first week of August so yes PPR this Sunday
 BrowneePoints: and then DSK 7 weeks after
 Featherweight_: it is indeed!
 BrowneePoints: for some reason
 bytecaster: Convenient timing
  TXC2 returns
 mwlsn: possibly the least useful message
  TXC2: hey we've gotten all funky
 Featherweight_: bytecaster that's one perspective
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints That's so much MtG so rapidly
  Sarah_Serinde: A very well-earned nap
 NightValien28: the biggest nap
 frostownik: the literal product fatigue
 lochnessseammonster: 
Thisbymaster: poor planning?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also any reason the different portions are color coded? Is that for a future thing I'm already dreading?
 TheWooglie: #blamewotc
LadyLockwood92: Activate the Odin-Sleep
 Simonark: Because you’re professionals, consarnit!
  Sarah_Serinde: I wonder if we'll ever get back up to 24 hours on the clock again
kusinohki: Graham in the pocket of big nap
 TehAmelie: i think that's just to get the random note feel
 RocknGrohlNerd: and LRR are not cowards soooo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheWooglie Probably more accurate to say #blamehasbro since they bought it
 mwlsn: dis guise
 ElementalAlchemist: this guys
  Sarah_Serinde: We lose several hours every day of the subathon
Linwey: the skies
 YeomanAres: Duskmourn is so close too it's September
 Simonark: It’s because they kept Foundations a secret in the schedule for how long?
  mtvcdm: The watchalong is where we bleed hours off the clock.
 RealGamerCow: MtG sets seem to be accelerating their release, like the kaiju in Pacific Rim
 Didero: !subathon
  LRRbot: Sub-a-Thon rules: Prime/standard Tier 1/Gift subs will add 1 minute each to the timer, Tier 2 subs add 2 minutes, and Tier 3 subs add 5 minutes. Bits also can be used: 400 Bits will add 1 minute, and multiples will count (ie. 800 Bits will add 2 minutes), but Power-Up effects like big emotes will NOT count. Youtube contributions unfortunately do not count, but are nevertheless appreciated!
 PawssumFable: I feel most people who wer gonna show up showed up early and dropped their expendable money
ANameYouCanRead subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 85 months!
 QuixoticScrivener: we dipped a couple times yesterday
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  Sarah_Serinde: We were dipping below on and off yesterday
 L0rdX33n: 1-4 AM Beej Fallout has wrecked my sleep schedule
NeoOfTheDark is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 25 in the channel!
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 BrowneePoints: it’s cuz Duskmourn comes out $ weeks later
 Simonark: Certainly above 23
 BrowneePoints: 7
  TXC2: NeoOfTheDark  welcome
 QuixoticScrivener: how many sub units do we need to cap?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: My resub doesn't hit for 9 days
 TheWooglie: yesterday coffee with James was below 24 at the beginning
 PawssumFable: But there's more subs in the evening
Eklinaar: Is it thursday?!?!  shit.
 hvhTim: 16 hours gets you to my payday
 glyndev: What happens if the subathon runs into the ppr?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Makes me sad
 ElementalAlchemist: you'll start Coffee with James
Salvulant: How is it already thursday?!
 bytecaster: @PawssumFable You know what they say: "There is always subs in the evening"
 Gascitygaming: about 33 more hours needed?
  TXC2: glyndev  it can;t, it's capped
 Simonark: This gets you til tomorrows watch along
Hugh_Munculus subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 100 months!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I assume Oki Oki will bring in a bunch of subs
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optimalbook: I am very excited for public domain movie night
 glyndev: @TXC2 makes sense
 BrowneePoints: well we also lost GhostofJeffGoldblum this year and he was a huge supporter Paul
 ElementalAlchemist: oh, no, wait, I was thinking 18 hours
 PawssumFable: @bytecaster Heeeeh
Woogachaka is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 5 in the channel!
  Sarah_Serinde: I definitely want to see morning coffee with Kathleen and Jacob
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missa_hancock: night watch always brings in the cash
 beowuuf: 
CanvasWolfDoll: i'm saving my resub for movie night, so that's at least one more minute later!
  TXC2: Woogachaka  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints Oh, that is sad, he was a rad human
 chrono2x: When is the cap? Noon tomorrow?
Sparkana42 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 5 months!
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 Gascitygaming: 2Pm Pacific Saturday
 bytecaster: Why are we electrifying the birds?
 PawssumFable: I can resub tomorrow for a whole minute
  mtvcdm: The cap is Saturday
Lirelent: zapppy birds
 BrowneePoints: @thefluffiestguineapig he was an amazing person
 Simonark: The cap is more than two days away.
  TXC2: chrono2x  no, Saturday
MilesK28: it'll go till 5:30am oof
 KV1NN4: OK need ot make money so i can see Jordynne and Kathleen play that weird phone dating game
 PawssumFable: With prime
 googoltudoris: i don't know if lrr's audience is all that interested in trading card games
 Criiisiis: 131
  Foxmar320: This is a Destiny raid mechanic I think
Seionic subscribed with Prime.
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 BusTed: haha
 couchboyj: James comes in at 6:00, pours himself a cup of coffee, cuts the stream at 6:02.
Solahwin_Tampramain subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 22 months, currently on a 1 month streak!
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 Didero: who left the window open
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Forget that last one being a memory game, this is surprise memory game
SnowBuddy18: it's certainly *someone's* raid mechanic
 bytecaster: And wouldn't Destiny be much improved if you could play as a flightless bird?
 BusTed: I'm sure these won't combine and lead to hijinks.
 malsareus: what subclass is your kiwi Graham?
 betazed15: @Foxmar320 Next raid is going to look just like this...
 chrono2x: 39 more hours to reach the cap
 chrono2x: ish
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Didero One of the cassowaries presumably since they live only for chaos
 Drigerslash: 400
 QuixoticScrivener: has r/mechanical keyboards gone too far?
 CaptainSpam: The game's just decided Graham's doing all the work now, I guess.
 VorlonScout: Glancing back at the twitch vods, I think the "total remaining" is down about 8 hours from where it was 24 hours ago.
 Singenmeister: Looks like we’re between 660-680 subs from the whole run being set
  Foxmar320: @betazed15 We all have to dress as birds confirmed
 BrowneePoints: Also Graham and Paul, did you see that John Hight, (Senior VP and General Manager of Warcraft) is now WotC/Digital Gaming President (announced this morning)
Jobot180 is gifting 10 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 10 in the channel!
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @chrono2x plus the 16 on the timer or 39-16?
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  TXC2: Jobot180  
Chesul: That's why you're here, to put in the work to use the system.
 malsareus: this might be easier
 bytecaster: I have never seen a job more secure than this one
 Thefluffiestguineapig: To quote Krog: it not perfect system
 glyndev: 3 2 1 NO
 Megaparsec256: at least it doesn't seem to allow erroneous inputs in this one
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 3 2 1 SHIT
RyeDudemis subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 20 months!
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thedepthandbreadthofseth: Omg! Kiwis sending telegrams???  I'm in!  ❤️
 bytecaster: Lightning?
  TXC2: hello thedepthandbreadthofseth  welcome
 betazed15: @Foxmar320 I am SOOOO in on that. Different colors, too. No repeats.
 PawssumFable: @thedepthandbreadthofseth They're about 2/3 into the game, this is getting into the hard stuff
 mwlsn: my only complaint is that we're not ending these telegrams STOP
Singenmeister is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 13 in the channel!
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Desruprot: oh we sparking now
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @betazed15 I mean considering the number of different plumage colors they have in game we could absolutely just take one for each person who wants to dress up
Alex_Frostfire: More raid mechanics!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @pawssumfable ok, but they're two little guys with a single job.
 Singenmeister: I'm doing my part 
 PawssumFable: @thedepthandbreadthofseth They sure are
excalgold: Graham and Paul are: The Electric Kiwis!
 DeM0nFiRe: I don't think these working conditions are very safe
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @thedepthandbreadthofseth I would argue that this job has expanded to the point of it being no longer a single job
 MTGRanger: Is this station in a low area, by chance?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DeM0nFiRe I wonder if there's a sliding scale of hazard pay
  TXC2: Singenmeister  
 PawssumFable: Extra bird seed if you get electrocuted
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 DigitalSeahorse:   
  TXC2: frnknstn  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That got me G
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Also, kiwis can't talk.
wordnerdify is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community!
 ElementalAlchemist: the classic outback of New Zealand
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 TehAmelie: i feel phones would work better than the telegraph in a thunderstorm
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 Simonark: Wait, does New Zealand have an outback?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "just get phones" in that tone of voice made me laugh so hard
 tryllebanjo: Never getting a phone. I'm watching this stream on my fax!
  TXC2: wordnerdify  
 AugmentingPath: Do you not keep your hands polarized?
 mwlsn: reverse the polarity handedness
 wordnerdify: 
superdude097: This is perfect viewing while my Cities Skylines 2 slowly builds up money 100
 gualdhar: How does a bird speak in English without using a keyboard?
 ClodiumSoride: oh, like The Adventures of Cookie and Cream
 Peregrine234: thanks @wordnerdify!  
 Singenmeister: @Simonark It has mountains and sheep. (but they're really *impressive* sheep)
 RealGamerCow: That seems difficult
 Creature_Comforts: @tryllebanjo the ink costs must be awful
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: That sounds like HELL
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 Dalrint: I'm pretty sure there was a WoW raid boss in Naxxramus that used that exact electromagnetic mechanic
 monakai: @frnknstn Thanks for the gift sub!
Desruprot: telegraphing was done by a single person though there was usually an assistant that would help with other stuff like reading incoming
 PawssumFable: I think it's actually set in the 80's
 HorusFive: I feel like if a person was doing this- these issues would be fixed.  But because it's bird nobody fixes anything
 wordnerdify: @Peregrine234    
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So many gifted subs!!
  TXC2: Simonark  we think it's set in Australia, and it's the birds's summer job
 betazed15: @Thefluffiestguineapig Oooohhhh, you have to select it when you enter the raid. I hope a Bungie dev is in here taking notes.
  TXC2: EternalRoxas  
Snowcookies: aww
 PawssumFable: Like everything points to this not being modern day
eat__the_rich_ subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 73 months, currently on a 73 month streak!
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: This whole game is the best
 Didero: They could've been whistling before
 KevinTheShark: you would hope that the human doing this job would have rubber gloves
 PawssumFable: rubber pants
Chesul: There's probably another animal on the other end, so any sound would likely work.
 TehAmelie: Zoey looks happy to have a bigger water area
 Didero: I forgot, Graham's kiwi is the one with the hat, right?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: What do kiwis actually sound like?
  mtvcdm: Zoey getting a promotion
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @KevinTheShark An entirely grounded set of everything to prevent that last level from happening
  TXC2: Didero  yes
Chesul: also, they literally have an octopus on the payroll, why are the birds the ones saving the packages?
 Didero: @TXC2 Great, thanks!
 Singenmeister: Thank you Mr. Octavio for the lift
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @mtvcdm Or a demotion, or just not having an another aquatic member of staff who can do this
 PawssumFable: She's helping!
 CaptainSpam: Bonus fish?
 QuixoticScrivener: this game is adorable, but it looks so frustrating
 Didero: @Chesul Or, for that matter, doing the typing
Desruprot: looks like a safe
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
 QuixoticScrivener: Is that safe floating?
 WrightJustice: @Singenmeister Thanks for the gift sub!
 Didero: @QuixoticScrivener Yeah, it's fun to watch, but I wouldn't want to play it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I think this is just the contents of the post office basement
 AugmentingPath: That's what's known as a missable collectable
Chesul: @Didero true, why pay two Kiwi's when you could just hire a single octopus to do the job faster and easier.
 TallynNyntyg: @QuixoticScrivener Must just be full of helium.
 Sliced_Tea: Until they introduce the kiwi carry weight mechanic
 PawssumFable: @QuixoticScrivener You're watching a first run with no practice...
 TehAmelie: maybe it's a safe full of gelium
 TehAmelie: helium
  mtvcdm: Never don't pick up everything
 NonUniqueGuy: Just what I wanted waterlogged packages.
mordorisbad is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 19 in the channel!
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 Didero: @Chesul Maybe because octopi would be better at salary negotiations?
 TallynNyntyg: Oh hey, a Green mana!
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 SnowBuddy18: @mordorisbad Thanks for the gift sub!
  TXC2: mordorisbad  
 googoltudoris: i'm not a hoarder, i'm playing life as though it were designed by Rare!
 TehAmelie: gelium, i'm making up whole new typos today
Desruprot: yay
Desruprot: GOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLDDDDD
  TXC2: GOLD!
Genie_M: masters!
 BusTed: 
  mtvcdm: Gold splits!
 BigDaddyBland87:   
nekobun: OSHA gonna have a field day when they hear about this place
 IanAllenBird: 👏
 Jobot180:    
 SnowBuddy18: clap
 red_shoes_jeff: WOO
ShifuDaxiongmao: Golden kiwis!
 PawssumFable: waaaait
 Therberus:    
 TheWooglie:   
 tehfewl: Speedrun when?
Genie_M: with 5 seconds to spare!
 ckupf: With 4 seconds to spare!
 Thefluffiestguineapig:   
mattiratti: 
 TehAmelie: just two more stamps? wow
 TallynNyntyg: Graham "we're so good at wet" Stark, everyone!
 Singenmeister: @TehAmelie But all-new maguffins to use in your next sci-fi epic.
 MTGRanger:   
 PawssumFable: The box
 PawssumFable: Wardrobe
  mtvcdm: We do our best work when everything is flooded. Corporate will notice this.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Doing good things for other animals means you get collectibles seems appropriate for this game
 Thefluffiestguineapig: UUUUHHH
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Desruprot: jetpacks
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is that the sticker dispenser with legs??????
 googoltudoris: those kinda look like mechanical pants. aka bionic trousers...
 BITs19_: flying Kiwis!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
  TXC2: red_shoes_jeff  
Alex_Frostfire: Kiwis *can* fly!
 TheWooglie: flightless no more
Chesul: I have a feeling you'll find out why the robots aren't a great idea.
superdude097: FLightless no more!
nekobun: KeyWe Were Promised Jetpacks
  mtvcdm: No longer flightless!
 KV1NN4: Living the kiwi dream!
 TehAmelie: strictly better game than Jet Ant
Desruprot: They can finally fly
 ElementalAlchemist: hmmmm
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Alex_Frostfire This means they can fly more than once
  TXC2: Kiwis with jetpacks, 10/10 GOTY
 frostownik: they fly now?!
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  TXC2: just_like_aerin  
 L0rdX33n: All of these are good ideas
Artificer_Evan: they fly now? they fly now.
 PawssumFable: Anyway, me and my spouse golded the whole game, every level, in 13 hrs. It's not that hard with practice.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This cake could be delicious or way too sweet
QuixoticScrivener is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 12 in the channel!
 SnowBuddy18: and fragile?
QuixoticScrivener gifted a Tier 1 sub to feneban!
QuixoticScrivener gifted a Tier 1 sub to MrMountie73!
QuixoticScrivener gifted a Tier 1 sub to mleblanc97!
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QuixoticScrivener gifted a Tier 1 sub to Durugai!
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 RealGamerCow: not fragile, so throw that cake around
 PawssumFable: And all collectibles
  TXC2: QuixoticScrivener  
 Singenmeister: Go little dinosaurs, go! 
  Sarah_Serinde: Hey chat you're doing awesome, thank you for all these subs
 AugmentingPath: it uses the foundational gamer skill, "jump on its head"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh this seems fiddly
Desruprot: that thing seems better than the crane
 F2AceDagger: @just_like_aerin thanks for the gift sub
 ElektroTal: this feels like an old school single screen arcade game
Artificer_Evan: @Thefluffiestguineapig I made a flour-less chocolate cake the other day, and let me tell you it is so rich. it is like eating straight truffles
 TehAmelie: cassowary eggs are blue i think
  mtvcdm: Hi Chuck
 TehAmelie: this might get personal
 googoltudoris: after the subathon, would you all like to donate to my charity to give every kiwi their own drone?
darkcyril gifted a Tier 1 sub to jetpackbird_18! They have given 21 Gift Subs in the channel!
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Artificer_Evan The description in that letter was "marshmallow batter with taro bean cream filling and (I missed the type of icing)"
 AugmentingPath: @googoltudoris Combat or delivery drone?  Just kidding, who do I make the check out to either way
 TehAmelie: did it say something about a grandmother's clock?
 northos: why'd you do that, Graham? 
 QuixoticScrivener: @googoltudoris but only for kiwi birds, not kiwi (nationality)
  mtvcdm: A clock that snores
 TallynNyntyg: @northos Pro strats.
  TXC2: Heavy and fragile, we found my ass 
 Hangedman: ah, but it's cheap tho
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I identify as heavy, fragile, and perishable...
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 Hangedman: pay in birdseed
 IanAllenBird: but is it the most whimsical?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I am gluten free so i am used to things having either the density of a stone or no structural integrity
Desruprot: I dont think Kiwis were an efficient form of shipping
 hvhTim: as a usps employee, its very accurate
 ElementalAlchemist: 🤔
 DeM0nFiRe: smh all you do is naysay, you don't even suggest a more efficient way
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @thedepthandbreadthofseth In some instances a fossil
 TehAmelie: they didn't even put a lid on the pot xD
 Fanklok: That was a very tiny grandfather clock
 AugmentingPath: @Hangedman The machines don't look cheap, they look like someone in upper management got convinced they'd revolutionize the industry
EvilBadman: 🎶Take me hoooome
Artificer_Evan: the jetpack are so cute
 northos: it could be...but SHOULD it be?
  mtvcdm: YOU'RE MAILING A POT OF CHILI
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @AugmentingPath All of these "new fangled machines" look like a super expensive complete overhaul
 Didero: These kind of games need to be slightly annoying to work, but not too annoying, yeah
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @mtvcdm An uncovered pot of chili
 ranger34ofthespine: when is the smash bros time?
 QuixoticScrivener: y'all are gonna go back and gold all these levels, right?
Desruprot: oh?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Halloween special level?
 Hangedman: octoberween
  TXC2: remember: the Luddites weren't against machines, they're were against BAD machines
 glyndev: It's like tide but wicker
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I'm pretty sure it's just the purge.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: A surprise cassowary
Artificer_Evan: I mean FOMO is up there
 jacqui_lantern234: but why would it be wearing me, Graham?!?!
  mtvcdm: Cute
 KV1NN4: This game is very Australia Accurate ;3
 TehAmelie: apparently one spouse team won the whole thing in 13 hours from start, so, just extend this show by 10 hours right
 Thefluffiestguineapig: At least with the jack-o-lantern the beak is for a moment covered
 Jobot180: A cassowary in a jackolantern would be so angry
 NorthstarTex: I would call the cassowary rude, but that's the norm
 NimrodXIV: yesss
 AugmentingPath: @TXC2 Well, more to the point, the application of machines to consolidate and intensify hierarchies
darkcyril gifted a Tier 1 sub to wickedtides! They have given 22 Gift Subs in the channel!
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  TXC2: AugmentingPath  indeed
 TehAmelie: the green kiwi seems like a dangerous choice
Genie_M: hairstyles!
 accountmadeforants: @txc2 And against machines to drive ever lower wages and standards, and further concentrate power
 tehfewl: bird arms
 NekomimiNinja: birdswitharms Yes!
 unrivaledaesthetic: what is the schedule for the remainder of the subathon?
  Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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 Austere_Squire: i know it's likely come up, but what is this game?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @unrivaledaesthetic !schedule
 KevinTheShark: Cmooon, get the buff arms, you know you want to
 PawssumFable: Smooth
 TehAmelie: hay birb
mizzytastic: I love how unstylised the kiwis are in the middle of all this chaos
Duffadash: Lets put one of those beefy arms back on for good measure
 unrivaledaesthetic: bless
RuiFaleiro: so cute
Desruprot: that cap does go with the way of messaging
Genie_M: Graham you planned to get a hairstyle iirc?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Lake bessie
 googoltudoris: numbers gotta go up
Genie_M: oh, you are
 KaleidoscopeMind: blow dried
 PawssumFable: Ringneck?
 KV1NN4: Kakapo?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: He has maximum floof
nekobun: bigger than before
 accountmadeforants: Stay puft, kiwi
 tehfewl: puffed fits the flat cap
 BusTed: very dapper
 PawssumFable: Graham's kiwi LOVES new york
 BrowneePoints: Kakapo
 Singenmeister: Thank you Graham for pronouncing quixotic correctly, unlike most people, who anger me greatly.
 Nommii77: 400
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I do enjoy these are real life bird colorways
 Earthenone: !birb
  LRRbot: Tweet, twe-twe-tweet, tweet, squawk!
 mwlsn: that tappy menu noise is 🤌
 PawssumFable: He looks like he's WALKIN HERE
 BrowneePoints: you’re thinking of a Kakapo
 QuixoticScrivener: @KV1NN4 giant flightless ground parrots native to NZ; horrifically endangered
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Singenmeister I genuinely learned to pronounce it from Graham saying it before
 TehAmelie: aah, there's lore for every item too
 kalira77: puffed kiwi with hat reminds me of Bernard from The Rescuers
 NorthstarTex: !findquote bird
  LRRbot: Quote #6705: "THAT'S SO MANY BIRDS!" —Graham and Alex, in unison [2020-01-15]
 Malkmaven1176: So cute
 accountmadeforants: !venga
  LRRbot: Turn down for BUS!
  TXC2: Hi ghost Ben
 asthanius: ben is half ghost
  Sarah_Serinde: Hi Ben
Desruprot: oh hai Ben, bye Ben
 TehAmelie: slightly translucent Ben
 kalira77: ghostlyben
 KaleidoscopeMind: ghost ben!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Don't they also bite sheep?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is is one of the ones that screams?
mizzytastic: loud but difficult to locate noise
 Austere_Squire: hoy
 Hansk_and_Boo: And somehow have proven to be fairly good at surviving
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NO
 malfnord: The sheep know what they did
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That cassowary is terrifying out the window
 JosVanTongeren: Hi Ben!
  TXC2: spooky
Desruprot: Ghost Ben
 kalira77: horrifying? or AMAZING?
momalyd: G-g-g-ghost Ben!!!
 QuixoticScrivener: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kākāpō
 Astramentha:   
Alex_Frostfire: Need to add floating teeth, look like a rendering error.
 QuixoticScrivener: oops, the link broke
 IanAllenBird: the only results I saw for wickertide were for this game
 Thefluffiestguineapig: An impatient cassowary is a murdery
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Cassowary
 NorthstarTex: I blame the cassowaries
 ElementalAlchemist: Buck Hamm?
 SnowBuddy18: Hamburglar
 JosephDeath: Any Cassowary is murdery
 HorusFive: If I worked here I would simply ask my co-workers not to peck me to eath
 Didero: Gotta get into the spirit of the season, Graham
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Fuck off with that message
 Fanklok: If they just call is Halloween then they won't know when people are talking about their thing on social media
 ElektroTal: hayrides
  mtvcdm: Beef the Meaty or whatever
Desruprot: better Cassowary then Emu, wars have been fought against Emu and the Emus won
 Didero: @HorusFive Or at least file a complaint with HR after I was pecked to death
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You have to give cassowaries candy while translating upside down but not backwards text
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @thefluffiestguineapig this begs the question; are cassowaries just naturally impatient?
 KV1NN4: Terry Pratchett Connection! " Grant Gessel, the technical artist, took inspiration from Going Postal, a story by Terry Pratchett. Rare games such as Banjo-Kazooie and Conker's Bad Fur Day inspired KeyWe's art style."
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @thedepthandbreadthofseth No one wants to test it
Alex_Frostfire: The cassowary put a z in there.
  Foxmar320: The bird hit Z waiting on candy
 nappitatti: ah so not a C
 tehfewl: i hope thats gum
  TXC2: oh that's a G, I thought was a C 
 KevinTheShark: Weird advert but sure
 accountmadeforants: How come we don't get treats, are our outfits not good enough?
 BusTed: I like their costumes.
chrolt subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 17 months, currently on a 16 month streak!
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 KV1NN4: This looks less like NZ's bush and more liek Asutralia's Outback for setting tbh
 invickthus: hashtag sate that bird.
 KV1NN4: But I'll be visiting NZ again soon 'll double check
 AugmentingPath: that's not very hospitable of you, Paul
 colonelkreiner: 400
Desruprot: very
 Bruceski: I don't know what I expected this morning but "trick-or-treating cassowaries" wasn't it. Should've been.
LadyLockwood92: It took me a sec to realize the Cassowaries are trick or treating.
  TXC2: KV1NN4  I think we are in Aus, and this is our summer job
  Foxmar320: Now I want gummy worms
  TXC2: this is not a great font of this
 AugmentingPath: People don't realize this, but the ydijgcf keyboard is the most ergonomic
 SnowBuddy18: pants?
 niccus: oh right, normally it would be spring for halloween
 ElementalAlchemist: That could've gone... somewhere else
Alex_Frostfire: Called it on attic.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
LadyLockwood92: !sir
 NorthstarTex: !findquote ghost
  LRRbot: Quote #220: "Of course it makes perfect sense! What do the ghosts give you when *you* die? They always give *me* weapons." —Cameron [2015-04-30]
Artificer_Evan: @AugmentingPath qwerty and nothing else
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ElementalAlchemist Yeah, I was worried about what the nonsense generator would spit out
 asthanius: uh
LadyLockwood92 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 50 months!
LadyLockwood92: Woo, Subathon~!
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 RaidenFirewing: good bye?
Desruprot: rip
 Sibwow: oh no
 SAJewers: uh
Genie_M: oops
KinkerbellRose: Ruh roh.
 TallynNyntyg: Uh-oh.
 jimber_jam: uhhh
 NimrodXIV: oops
 IanAllenBird: uhoh
 GazzyInferno: um
 bisaflau: F
 EternalRoxas: oh no?
 Brozard: uh oh
  TXC2: 
 glyndev: uh oh
 brieandbacon: !picnic
  LRRbot:  THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. 
 JadedCynic: whups
 xVoxtric: ahahahaha
 Sibwow: oh good
 James_the_Dabbler: uh oh
 KaleidoscopeMind: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This ghost that falls in front of our screen can FUCK OFF
 KV1NN4: @TXC2 Yeah. I wish they'd stop asking if things happening were 'NZ' related cos... OH NO
 SAJewers: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Whoops
 commentarywife: Oh nuu
 asthanius: welp
prince_infidel: F
 tehfewl: picnic
 IanAllenBird: ope
 Earthenone: welcome back
 jimber_jam: ok we good
 Jigokuro: 
KinkerbellRose: And we back.
 chrono2x: huh
 NorthstarTex: signal's back
 e_bloc: too many kiwis
 DeM0nFiRe: It's back
 samb6678: Oop
 JadedCynic: !picnic
  LRRbot:  THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. 
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 KV1NN4: whew
 BigDaddyBland87: that was weird
Lirelent: weird
 AugmentingPath: 
 ClockTamer: uhhh
 baskwalla: We're back, nothing to see here
 ElektroTal: damn, the bird got so mad it disconnected us
 Didero: That was startling...
 Malkmaven1176: 
 MrQwasu: uhhhhm....
 TallynNyntyg: What happened?
 KevinTheShark: Whoopsie
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
 gualdhar: !picnic
 ClockTamer: what
superdude097: Everything is FINE
 SketchyDetails: 
  mtvcdm: Lost signal briefly
 GazzyInferno: cancel the picnic
 bjergmann101: Moment pause
 NimrodXIV: kicked a cable?
 NorthstarTex: 
 xVoxtric: almost felt like part of the game
 KaleidoscopeMind: ghosts!
 Therberus: Lol the horn blasted then the stream was like "nope"
 LadyLockwood92: Oop
 cobthegreat: That was weird
 commentarywife:  
 TehAmelie: that was a very short panic
 RaidenFirewing: wickerfest jumpscare
 AugmentingPath: jost
 bisaflau: somebody didn't feed the bird
 glyndev: 
 Philocalist: Heard the word "saw" and I could not see
  TXC2: it's fine chat, everyone take a deep breath
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Stream was like: the break whistle sounded, so I'm on break
 Gekyouryuu: No, it's a g-g-g-g-werewolf
 Brozard: Maybe Paul built that machine that takes down streams if you don't feed it quarters
 KV1NN4:   
 Bruceski: @AugmentingPath Oh yeah, everyone dismisses it because there's a learning curve but afterwards it's great. I'm usvng xne taghi now.
EvilBadman: there was very briefly a "no signal" screen (summarizing for when G&P are less...busy)
 QuixoticScrivener: did we?
  Sarah_Serinde: It was a "no signal" screen for a couple seconds
 xVoxtric: I saw it
  Foxmar320: Yeah "No Signal"
 ClockTamer: I saw it
 Austere_Squire: a whoopsie boingo, as it were?
 NorthstarTex: ya lost signal for a few seconds
 L0rdX33n: i saw the ghost
 QuixoticScrivener: oh, I might have been out of the room
Genie_M: just a few seconds 
 red_shoes_jeff: Couple seconds.
 PawssumFable: Based on some text in the game, this might be a small outlying island of NZ
 LadyLockwood92: Eh, it happens.
 commentarywife: It was up for a second or two
  TXC2: I suspect it was Ben doing something
  mtvcdm: For like 10 seconds
 AugmentingPath: @Bruceski I'm always saying this
  Sarah_Serinde: Ah 
 Brozard checked in "Safe" for the No Signal event
 NimrodXIV: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Party games on the Switch are happening later today
  TXC2: 
Desruprot: 
 ElementalAlchemist: dangit Zoey
 commentarywife: 
Genie_M: Zoey up to shenanigans again
 e_bloc: 
 KaleidoscopeMind: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
 xVoxtric: I do like to think that Ben was in the other room just casually setting something up and just unplugged the entire stream
 RocknGrohlNerd:  
 L0rdX33n: Zoe seems fun
 red_shoes_jeff: 
 Didero: Gotta help outa coworker sometimes
 PawssumFable: This one is cute
MvTurtle: as long as they pay you i guess
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, having this at work seems like an abuse of power
 Didero: We're getting paid for this though, right?
 NorthstarTex: would really enjoy if my job did up the office like this though
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also 73 nieces and nephews is about right
Desruprot: haunted house ride
 Didero: This seems like a lot of things
Isaac Myers: A j-j-joust
Necos: Whats the name of the game? Looks cute
Necos: KeyWe , got it
Necos: I can read, surely
  Sarah: I like that I'm still being helpful without having to write something new :P
 L0rdX33n: Oh, so she asked you to help and you volunteered?
Genie_M: @Didero yes, in stamps
 e_bloc: 1000 1000 kiwi
 AugmentingPath: love to go to the extremely elaborate haunted house to be scared exactly once
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Surely this octopus is better suited to almost all of these tasks
 Singenmeister: I don’t think this is how one delivers mail…
  mtvcdm: So where is the mail part
 accountmadeforants: Zoe still has the clipboard out
 Earthenone: i imagine the octopus was promoted to management because they were so good at tasks
  TXC2: I have over 15 cousins, so I might have 73 2nd cousins 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @earthenone tracks
 Earthenone: my copusin stats are weid, i have 2 cousins, but over 100 2nd cousins
 AugmentingPath: "sorry we couldn't scare you, our attendant was dead at the time"
 glyndev: This is INVOLVED
 L0rdX33n: I think if numbered, not scared yet
 Pywodwagon: As someone who worked at several rides at Disney World, this is slightly more complicated than those were
 L0rdX33n: I am wrong
Desruprot: incredibly involved
  TXC2: Earthenone  dang 
 NorthstarTex: would give it another shot honestly
 e_bloc:    
 JadedCynic: @Pywodwagon that said, this ride WAS designed by Zoey, an octopus...
Alex_Frostfire: Oh we platforming now.
 BigDaddyBland87: actual platforming
Desruprot: oh no oh no oh no
 e_bloc: if you have time for craw, you have time for claw
 KaleidoscopeMind: this does not seem worksafe compliant
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I honestly have no idea how many second cousins I have.  I only know a handful of my parents 20 first cousins.
  TXC2: Befriended a bat today AKA Bloomburrow Limited 
  Foxmar320: Graham you got something stuck to your butt there
 Singenmeister: I’m beginning to doubt the authenticity of this mailing establishment.
 SkylerRingtail: What a charming little game
 Mischievous_Catgeist: @pywodwagon hello to fellow past attractions CM !
 AugmentingPath: befriended a bat tombday
superdude097: Jetpack would be pretty useful here
 Pywodwagon: Our Kiwis were also not allowed to work in attractions because if we didn't let some international college program workers work attractions (for communication in safety priority environments reasons) we couldn't let the ones who did speak english as a first language, so really this whole thing is absurd
 Pywodwagon: @Mischievous_Catgeist where at?
 LadyLockwood92: Wow, Kiwi's can wavedash?
  Foxmar320: Concerning
 Carlioo: is your scarecrow running?
Desruprot: the scarecrow must of lost its mind
Julian_Rogue: what game is this? its real cute
 Mischievous_Catgeist: @pywodwagon living with the land, soarin, teacups, pooh
 Austere_Squire: they scare crows, graham, not cassowaries
 LadyLockwood92: I mean...I'd run from Batman too.
 AugmentingPath: paul's butt be like "ow"
 Austere_Squire: KeyWe
  TXC2: air dashing is very impressive for a flightless bird
 Pywodwagon: @Mischievous_Catgeist Toy Story, Main Street (trains mainly), Safaris
tomnar: Ohh, they are still going. Great job everyone 
 NorthstarTex: I look away for work and I see that the desk is haunted
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Do they even have vestigial forelimbs?  I thought they were wingless.
 Pywodwagon: 2012-15
  TXC2: Julian_Rogue  Keywe
 Gaz_L: love these special GPLPs, the peggle game from last time was a blast
 Singenmeister: @thedepthandbreadthofseth They’re doing their best.
  mtvcdm: More vital mail going out
 Mischievous_Catgeist: @pywodwagon nice! 2013-2019 so we might have seen eachother I was also on the fast pass team when we were on tablets around AK
  mtvcdm: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Party Day Games at Thu 11:00 AM PDT (31m from now).
 Pywodwagon: Oh yea I was definitely there for that whole Thing
 QuixoticScrivener: wait, this level has actual supernatural
  Foxmar320: How?
 Didero: so somebody IS putting these bags on the cassowaries, but they're intentionally not fastening the clasps?
Duffadash: How?
Desruprot: he's the invisible man (music plays)
 AugmentingPath: it was misty out, presumably
Artificer_Evan: Oh this is on a timer. I didn't see that before
 tehfewl: Experienced an invisible man
  TXC2: so Kiwi DO have wings, they're just so small you can't see them under all their feathers
ShifuDaxiongmao: he saw Cena?
 Pywodwagon: @Mischievous_Catgeist did you know Aloysius?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I see said the blind man, as he picked up a hammer and saw.
 AugmentingPath: mb, fr
 RocknGrohlNerd: @Didero Good question @Didero ....
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I need to pills.
 AugmentingPath: I think the warning is just "halfway" and is unrelated to the medals
 e_bloc: when has scrip ever been a bad thing
excalgold: to be fair, Kiwi's dont need money to survive?
 Mischievous_Catgeist: @pywodwagon not sure I was very bad with names
RedNightmare7: Appreciate in value?
 e_bloc: these aren't even forever stamps
  TXC2: Stamps are legal tender
Alex_Frostfire: As a former Final Fantasy 14 player?
 Didero: Stamps keep getting more expensive, so if you hang to them, you keep getting richer
Angreed66: How do treasury employees get paid?
  Sarah_Serinde: Gotta get those permanent stamps
  mtvcdm: Very generous absolute time limits I'll note
 L0rdX33n: Small flightless birds probably don’t have social insurance numbers
RedNightmare7: Escape room post office?
 Mangledpixel: The Note
 Astramentha: 
 TehAmelie: you post sixteen pounds and what do you get
  Foxmar320: Mails haunted
 Carlioo: ghost mail!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also this can't be our summer job, because it's fall now
 Gaz_L: \o/
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 fredcheckers: It's me. Ol' unreliable.
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 Didero: Oh no, you'll have to start working together 
 KevinTheShark: Ooooh we gotta weegee board this
 e_bloc: surely this is not osha friendly
 Singenmeister: Now if they really wanted to embrace Kiwi Halloween, they’d include their awesome dinosaur sound: https://youtu.be/z8SdqOT_no0?si=LP3Z9BmrD1_CWBX6
  TXC2: I don't think Kiwis with matches is safe
excalgold: @Thefluffiestguineapig Summer Kiwintern Derek?
 fredcheckers: They really made a whole game around a pun.
 DanTheMediocre: I think you need to light the lantern?
 IanAllenBird: the lantern?
gizmofreak1: What’s a forever stamp?
  Sarah: I assume they're what I know as permanent stamps: they don't have a specific monetary value printed on them, so they can be used even if mail prices go up
 jimber_jam: "can only begin with the lantern's light"
 NorthstarTex: are we in an escape room now
RedNightmare7: Yeah, this feels like a puzzle room
 DanTheMediocre: windowsill
 Sunidesus: @Singenmeister Oh wow, I had no idea that's the sound they made. Very cool
 HH2News: I have to keep muting the stream just to be sure about the cricket sounds.
 Carlioo: I'm glad the ghost packages can still move you around
John Hill: yes, that
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also Zoey if you want to try to innovate on anything, this whole Ouigi board thing seems wildly inefficient
 Astramentha: 
the_phantom_game_player: 
  TXC2: spooky disco time
 Didero: Just ignore those haunted plates flying around
 TallynNyntyg: Oh hey, In the Hall of the Mountain King!
 TallynNyntyg: Love this song!
 Kentosaurus: In the Hall of the Mountain King
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 JadedCynic: ohhh, Grieg 
 HbombAndFriends:    
 Sunidesus: OK, not going crazy, am hearing Grieg
 greenday61892: OH HELL YEAH GRIEG
 L0rdX33n: This song, Witness flashbacks
  TXC2: Hall of the mountain king, so we're going to Alton towers
 Astramentha:     
 QuixoticScrivener: Potter's field, this game got dark.
  TXC2: Hello raiders
 JadedCynic: public domain? or did they license it?
John Hill: since I only sent a letter every year or two, I always buy forever stamps so I don't have to think about it
Rannock: Ruh Roh
Rannock: oh we're back
 Gaz_L: @TXC2 very good UK reference
  TXC2: Gaz_L  thank you
 ElementalAlchemist: The hovercrane was nice
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Good music for this section 
 greenday61892: @L0rdX33n YES, this track is forever intrinsically linked for me with panicking in the frickin pressure plate room
 dragon_pandaDnd: is that Hall of mountain king
 KV1NN4: Having flashbacks to Beej reading the Zeta/Desert Bus Rules extra hard/fast
 TehAmelie: seemed a bit misplaced in this scene
 HbombAndFriends: Hello, @TXC2!
 RealGamerCow: I love that people are so creative and made a game like this.
  TXC2: Hallo of the Mountain King, or night on bald mountain
 HbombAndFriends: Carrot carrot nose?
 RealGamerCow: It's completely original
 northos: @JadedCynic composed in 1875 so probably public domain, though they still may have had to license a specific recording of it
  TXC2: Hello HbombAndFriends  welcome
kusinohki: No one talks about the corridor of the mountain king
 L0rdX33n: 1875, probably public domain
 A_Dub888: good morning friends, how BIRB
 CastleOtranto: He will seek a replacement? Is that a threat?
 L0rdX33n: @northos jinx
 AugmentingPath: oh yeah, a ghost looking for a replacement carrot nose is a real threat to a kiwi
 northos: @L0rdX33n eyy
  TXC2: kusinohki  or the antechamber of the mountain King
 dragon_pandaDnd: what about the mountain queen no one talk her ether
  TXC2: hello A_Dub888  welcome
 Stormgod519: Good morning G and P!
  TXC2: hello Stormgod519  welcome
 Stormgod519: hya
 greenday61892: @dragon_pandaDnd she passed tragically it's a sore subject for the mountain king
 TehAmelie: remember we must be done before dawn, or else ghosts or something
 commentarywife: Um, heavy?
  TXC2: EARLIE IN THE MOURNING!
 bisaflau: another good classic
 Carlioo: early in the mourning
 hesterbyrde: I leave to go to therapy and come back to... what's happening?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: These songs seem themed based on the object honestly
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @hesterbyrde Haunted packages
 JadedCynic: Hoo-ray, and up she rises!
 Ritaspirithntr: awww!!! but game I was VIBIN’!!!!
 QuixoticScrivener: can deathwarping be speed run tech for this?
 JadedCynic: good capstan tunes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Honestly haunted packages are less scary than trick or treating cassowaries
 hesterbyrde: @Thefluffiestguineapig seems normal
 Astramentha: 
  TXC2: shave his belly with a rusty razor
 hesterbyrde: I'm surprised Paul is resisting the urge to sing along
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 Ah, the family friendly lyric 
 JadedCynic: having the bosun sit on the capstan head scratching the tune away on a fiddle while everyone else is turning it to raise the anchor or ship a masthead, etc
 QuixoticScrivener: Potter's Field implies they have a town on a mass grave.
  mtvcdm: How do they get snow
 Austere_Squire: what if they're haunted by the ghosts of cassowaries
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @QuixoticScrivener Sure does
 TehAmelie: wait, we had Halloween in autumn in Australia?
  TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig  that's me, the PG chatsm'n 
 lightfut: Puffin!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: A poor people's mass grave, so obviously doesn't count
 NorthstarTex: puffin!
Genie_M: great caps for winter
 Stormgod519: aaaaaaaaaaa
 northos: @TehAmelie wait yeah!
 Therberus: Blue jaY? What is this Torronto?
 JadedCynic: @QuixoticScrivener is it really a 'town' if it doesn't have at least one mass grave?
 JadedCynic: Kinda cunning, don'cha think?
 hesterbyrde: That is a very cunning hat
the_phantom_game_player: 
 CaptainKranok: The Kiwi called JAAAAAAYNE
 Pywodwagon: if its winter its not christmas time
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I looked away for a second to drink tea and heard G go maximum Canada
  TXC2: Couple kiwis came down the laneway the other day
 JadedCynic: @hesterbyrde hivemind high five o.\o
thedepthandbreadthofseth: are puffins transatlantic?
 hesterbyrde: @JadedCynic o/
 L0rdX33n: It’s winter? Isn’t it like… July
 Singenmeister: wouldn’t this technically be like July in the southern hemisphere?
 RocknGrohlNerd: good hats all around
 Therberus: @TXC2  
 RealGamerCow: "That cassowary's a real hoser."
 L0rdX33n: southern Hemisphere
 whiscash_enthusiast: bob and doug mckiwi
 Pywodwagon: christmas is beach season in australia
 Carlioo:  
 Therberus: Give yer beak a tug there bud
 Sunidesus: one way glass from the wrong direction?
 JadedCynic: @thedepthandbreadthofseth yes, they habitate both in ireland and atlantic canada
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  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, kristian_fischer! Welcome to tomnar, FlameReetardantPanda, CuriousBookWyrm, gektek, teaspoonC, ineluki__, captainminuo, kirbyrocks, rewik_rally, and jackofme2003! (Today's storm count: 258)
 kalira77: A+ to this game if for nothing else than the character creation
  TXC2: kristian_fischer  
 kristian_fischer: Hello. So this is this year's bird-based G&P multiplayer game, huh? 
  kirbyrocks: @kristian_fischer Thanks for the gift sub!
  TXC2: kristian_fischer  yeap, this is Keywe
 Astramentha: @kristian_fischer 
 neisan2112: Oh thats qmazing
 Stormgod519: that is so adorable
 DeM0nFiRe: A flightless bird no more
 e_bloc: we can only hope to leave the stream with more hours remaining than when we started
 Therberus: Richter Hammock-iwi
 ElementalAlchemist: and now over to Richter Hammockslam
 hella_qh: Richter Hammockslam>
 TehAmelie: there's a kiwi who wants to fly
 Sunidesus: heh, my brain went to color commentator for the Blue Jays
 gektek: No more ads for this poor boy! ty tykristian_fischer
 AugmentingPath: Always advised to get your body involved in the workings of heavy machinery
 RocknGrohlNerd: @hella_qh  and @Therberus  nice both of you
 kristian_fischer: "Insert yourself into the machinery to stop it"
  Jon Grayson: hello
 Stormgod519: did that say "tina bitters"
BlaccLamb: !subathon
  LRRbot: Sub-a-Thon rules: Prime/standard Tier 1/Gift subs will add 1 minute each to the timer, Tier 2 subs add 2 minutes, and Tier 3 subs add 5 minutes. Bits also can be used: 400 Bits will add 1 minute, and multiples will count (ie. 800 Bits will add 2 minutes), but Power-Up effects like big emotes will NOT count. Youtube contributions unfortunately do not count, but are nevertheless appreciated!
 L0rdX33n: Can eat cake?
 BigDaddyBland87: GAME!
 Creature_Comforts: Welcome to Rocket Hideout
  mtvcdm: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! How am James eat whole buffalo?
  TXC2: kristian_fischer  throw yourself upon the gears and wheels
  mtvcdm: EFFICIENCY
 Jogela: It went South quickly 
  TXC2: so now we're Robo Rally ?
 RocknGrohlNerd: rigged
 mwlsn: you have demonstrated a loop
 Despoiler98: who set up these conveyor belts they do the Opposite of improving productivity
 Stormgod519: @mwlsn it seems to be non-conclusive; I'll have to issue this game as a draw
 vanman229: Please Mr. Rattus was my father, call me Kruck
kusinohki: Consultants
 ElementalAlchemist: I think we've established that Zoey hates productive workplaces
 AugmentingPath: @Despoiler98 You never know what will help or hurt productivity until you try 
 Sunidesus: oh, it's almost 1, I should go pick up the groceries I ordered.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I think Zoey is proving the hazards of a bored manager or bored octopus
 dzee_szed: gotta go the long way around for south
 ElementalAlchemist: ooo
 ElementalAlchemist: oooof
trebuchetboy: Man I hate interviews I stress myself out so much
 Stormgod519: W
 mwlsn: Fill bean?
 Stormgod519: You've seen Toy Story 2, right Paul? do they?
 Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
Simon Pratt: howdy
 IanAllenBird: time flies when you're flightless
 Gaz_L: 15 mins to Glurp!
 AugmentingPath: Time flies when you're flightless, yeah
  Foxmar320: !schedule
  LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/schedule for a Google Calendar version.
 ElementalAlchemist: Time flies when Zoey is inhibiting you from delivering letters efficienty
  TXC2: hello Lysander_salamander  welcome
 Carlioo: as a mail man myself: it sure doesn't lol
 RAICx: Time flies, we don't.
the_phantom_game_player: Time flies when you can't fly
 e_bloc: Graham hits the GTS
 AugmentingPath: frip
  Foxmar320: Im ready for that. I need a nap
 Luminaire_p: 
 SnowBuddy18: mix up is a blanket and pillow combo
 Lysander_salamander: is it going to be Warioware?
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: I hope we get a follow up stream to finish this...
 ElementalAlchemist: BARTLEBY
 bjergmann101: Okay okay, going to sleep tourney
 TheWooglie:    
 Mangledpixel: 
  mtvcdm: DJ Cassowary in the hooooooouse
DoodlestheGreat: Why run, when you can hop?
 Lysander_salamander: oh, moas, nice
 BrowneePoints: wait
 Earthenone: lrrm? no tug?
 northos: lurmning?
 mwlsn: drink lurm
 Seth_Erickson: ah yes Lurmtg is my favorite show
  TXC2: northos  like the commentator from Phantom Menace
 BrowneePoints: is bartlby the pink one!?
 northos: @TXC2 yeah exactly 
 AugmentingPath: @Seth_Erickson I prefer drink more lurm
  TXC2: BrowneePoints  ues
  TXC2: Yes
 AugmentingPath: rip
 ElementalAlchemist: "here it is" *falls off cliff*
  TXC2: "I thought you were dead?" "I WAS"
 Didero: Hey, got the clasps first try!
 nappitatti: for sale. lukewarm cider. never drank
 Didero: It's ok, the boot probably let the snake out
Duffadash: These letters are starting to look threatening
 e_bloc: my boot is too thin
 ElementalAlchemist: Another one that could've ended in pants but didn't
 Stormgod519: DOB!
Simon Pratt: "got" is on the upper rotating spindle
Simon Pratt: "got" it
Duffadash: Ransom note vibes
 ElementalAlchemist: We're not out of cassowary treats yet
 ElementalAlchemist: eeeeee
  mtvcdm: Always more cassowary treats
 RealGamerCow: smeee
NullOfSpace: gaming
salfredo: What a cute game
Simon Pratt: This game is delightful
 Carlioo: revenge!
 L0rdX33n: zoes a ringer
 Carlioo: wait, are those snowballs frozen in the ice water?
 AugmentingPath: I suppose that makes this the eyemask theater of this fight
 unrivaledaesthetic: SO CUTE
Alex_Frostfire: Birds with slingshots.
 tomnar: @kristian_fischer Thank you for the gifted sub! 
 Astramentha: slaps roof of kiwi “this game can fit so many games”
 AugmentingPath: the ones with no hats don't even seem to know they're participating
twitchysmile: Oh, haha! Just joined and I was wondering what we were lobbing snowballs at. Cassorwary!
ztghostie: wait, I'm confused. I tuned out around the mail part to take a nap and now we're engaging in winter warfare with emus what happened.
 AugmentingPath: just innocent nearby cassowaries
Duffadash: And we're getting paid overtime pay for this?
 Pywodwagon: c'mon ref let em play
 Gaz_L: "there may be other sources of points, but they don't have... this hat"
 Lysander_salamander: are those cassowaries?
 dzee_szed: @AugmentingPath has there ver been such a thing as an innocent cassowary
Alex_Frostfire: It's employee enrichment.
  TXC2: Lysander_salamander  yeap
 Rae_of_Light_: Anybody else get Donkey Kong Country 3 flashbacks with that level
ZethRuss subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 118 months!
 BigDaddyBland87: must get nice for gold
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, ZethRuss! (Today's storm count: 259)
NullOfSpace: Jacques fraust
excalgold: oh its the LRR MailRoom
Genie_M: So. Much. Mail.
  mtvcdm: We get to burn things! Finally!
 e_bloc: mail time
the_phantom_game_player: 
 unrivaledaesthetic: yeah just light the hazardous stuff ON FIRE
 BigDaddyBland87: This is how they prepare for Mail Time
  Foxmar320: 
 space_turbulence: Incinerating hazardous material is always a good idea
kusinohki: Lrr game jam - this but hop skip and jump sorting mail time
ztghostie: i choose to believe its jam
 Carlioo: @ztghostie hazardous jam?
 invalidCards: A raspberry lemonade spill
 DanTheMediocre: the jam is an invasive exote and danger to the ecosystem
 e_bloc: I'd like my mail with a side of vegimite
Blip2004 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 65 months!
 Blip2004: Birb
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Blip2004! (Today's storm count: 260)
 capchaos2: Well we did package up an open pot of chilli earlier...
 Pywodwagon: I hope we all leave this stream with a greater appreciation for the work our postal workers do every day
 ElementalAlchemist: woo!
  TXC2: sliver bonuses
 IanAllenBird: 👏
NullOfSpace: youdidit
 Bruceski: "I did it, that was the last straw, he'll never leave his laundry in the washing machine again! ...I guess I should mail these letters, don't want to be a bad roommate."
TheAinMAP: 
 Molladia: This game came a long way from attempting to type
Genie_M: Mail Time special edition
 ElementalAlchemist: for the work Zoey makes our postal workers do every day
the_phantom_game_player: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I would appreciate many jobs more if they were kiwis
 Didero: Time flew, unlike these birds
  TXC2: thanks for streaming Graham and Paul
 mwlsn: Thank you very much G&P!
  Sarah_Serinde: No no, in Canada it's a goose
 L0rdX33n: Mine is run by shufflecats
  Foxmar320: They eat the spiders at least
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: new LRR mail time lore is kiwis?
  Sarah_Serinde: They're tough
 ElementalAlchemist: or they'll have to put a Heavy sticker on it
Stup1d_Bird: Hire a cassowary
 glyndev: They may not fly in the air but they do fly in my heart
missa_hancock: wonderful stream! thank you
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I would ten billion percent watch another CTS of flightless bird games!
 ManicPixieDreamLurker: That was great! Hope we can see you finish the game after the subathon 
 TheWooglie: @Didero there were jet packs
 brieandbacon: What is the weight to speed ration of a fully laden kiwi?
Bobtheninjagoldfish is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 308 in the channel!
Bobtheninjagoldfish gifted a Tier 1 sub to twitchysmile!
Bobtheninjagoldfish gifted a Tier 1 sub to jgerbs13!
Bobtheninjagoldfish gifted a Tier 1 sub to BlackIsis!
Bobtheninjagoldfish gifted a Tier 1 sub to DogFatherDave!
Bobtheninjagoldfish gifted a Tier 1 sub to Mandraix!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, Bobtheninjagoldfish! Welcome to twitchysmile, BlackIsis, jgerbs13, DogFatherDave, and Mandraix! (Today's storm count: 265)
 Lysander_salamander: !y
  LRRbot: HONK!
 Didero: @TheWooglie Shame I missed that then
excalgold: do eagles deliver post in the US?
 smoljigglybug: Diogenes: Behold, a Postman!
  TXC2: Bobtheninjagoldfish  
Genie_M: pay you stamps
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Keywe, the penguin climbing game and Untitled goose game
 KaleidoscopeMind: payroll
 TallynNyntyg: He's the supervisor.
 Peregrine234: a true manager
 CaptainChibale: I feel bad for the kiwis that are going to be shipping my aquariums later
 BlackIsis: Oh hey, thanks 
westerfarmer: Speaks to humans
 jimber_jam: he builds all the bullshit contraptions
  TXC2: he Manages 
 ckupf: He might manage a few branches
 twitchysmile: @Bobtheninjagoldfish You legend! thnx!
 Philocalist: Typical CEO
 space_turbulence: Soundslike these animals need a union
 cobalturge: He Optomizes the machines and qrites guides!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TallynNyntyg Zoey the octopus is the supervisor
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
  mtvcdm: Never courier with a seagull
 Tevildo: he feeds them
Invitare: take the blame for stealing money due to a technical fault with the computer system and go to jail
 DahudLefthanded: Speaker-To-Animals
 JadedCynic: the game mentioned the octopus was Customer Service Administrator
  TXC2: !subathon
  LRRbot: Sub-a-Thon rules: Prime/standard Tier 1/Gift subs will add 1 minute each to the timer, Tier 2 subs add 2 minutes, and Tier 3 subs add 5 minutes. Bits also can be used: 400 Bits will add 1 minute, and multiples will count (ie. 800 Bits will add 2 minutes), but Power-Up effects like big emotes will NOT count. Youtube contributions unfortunately do not count, but are nevertheless appreciated!
the_phantom_game_player: It looks cool
 invalidCards: Graham got dangerous jam on his shirt
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is he Dr. Doolittle
 Mandraix: @Bobtheninjagoldfish Thanks for the gift sub! 
 Earthenone: you have a whole year to find more birbs for GPLP
 TheOtherTrevor: Canadian Goose DLC for this game
  TXC2: !next
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: please do mroe of this one.
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Party Day Games at Thu 11:00 AM PDT (42s ago).
 MTGRanger: Registering a complaint and getting a cut and paste note that says "NO REF-UNDS"
 IanAllenBird: o7
  TXC2: !events
  LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/schedule for a Google Calendar version.
 DanTheMediocre: good birds is a premium
 Molladia: Glurp?
the_phantom_game_player: It takes two if they havent done it yet
 Noy2222: Just Crow Things releases next month
NullOfSpace: partygametime
Invitare: ever forward, never learning
Jethrain: Bread+Fred is a co-op bird game 
salfredo: Later
  TXC2: bye
SytYoshi: Thanks for the stream.
 Earthenone: paul and heather did it takes two
 SnackPak_: 
TheAinMAP: 
Snowcookies: ty
 brieandbacon: bLRR
Pteraspidomorphi: Goodbye, this room
  mtvcdm: Heather and Paul did It Takes Two
 JadedCynic: o/
 invalidCards: o/
 spethycakes: 
  TXC2: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
 KevinTheShark: Ever forward, never learning
the_phantom_game_player: See you in a little
 RocknGrohlNerd: 
 invalidCards: look at em go
 red_shoes_jeff:     
 beowuuf: lol, it must be so odd not doing the youtube / twitch split at the end of each segment 
 Gaz_L: not that i want to jinx things, but i wonder what the plan is if the clock runs out like, mid-draft tomorrow
 Noy2222: Also, Star Birds in 2025
  TXC2: beowuuf  it sure is 
 Gaz_L: like pack 2 pick 3, whoops out of time
 Didero: @Gaz_L Immediate black screen, presumably 
  Juliamon: Gaz_L Don't worry about it, they have plans.
  TXC2: Gaz_L  smash cut to bleach white Skelton
 panhead096:    
 invalidCards: they just all get up and go home immediately
 Singenmeister: bits currently team order it seems.
 Didero: Also the time left is quite a bit higher than it was earlier in the day, so I think they'll be fine
 neisan2112: Back from lunch just in time!
Jethrain: @Gaz_L !card out of time
 Earthenone: !card impeccable timing
  LRRbot: Impeccable Timing [1W] | Instant | Impeccable Timing deals 3 damage to target attacking or blocking creature.
 Tevildo:   
  mtvcdm: I mean hopefully we don't have to find out the plan for if they run out of time mid-activity.
84 raiders from SergeYager have joined!
 Xed_Regulus:   
joallthedogs:   
Jethrain: ah dang the bot doesn't work for replies(?)
scuba_antney:   
  Juliamon: Welcome raiders!
Alma_v:   
ArtemisHuntress:      
 invalidCards: Hi Serge!
  mtvcdm: Hi Brew Crew?
the_phantom_game_player: Hi Serge
 MTigress: hallos Serge!
 Earthenone: welcome serges people
TheAinMAP:   
 incslayer:    
 KiaStirling:  
 GhostValv: 
  Juliamon: Jethrain It does not, because replies effectively put something in front of the command, so LRRbot doesn't see it
  mtvcdm: ! subathon
  LRRbot: Sub-a-Thon rules: Prime/standard Tier 1/Gift subs will add 1 minute each to the timer, Tier 2 subs add 2 minutes, and Tier 3 subs add 5 minutes. Bits also can be used: 400 Bits will add 1 minute, and multiples will count (ie. 800 Bits will add 2 minutes), but Power-Up effects like big emotes will NOT count. Youtube contributions unfortunately do not count, but are nevertheless appreciated!
 KevinTheShark: Hey Brew Crew, how's it hanging?
 Didero: And now Graham makes the big change between playing a videogame with a friend, to playing videogames with friends, except in a bigger room now
  TXC2: hello Raiders
Halinn: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Party Day Games at Thu 11:00 AM PDT (4m ago).
  Juliamon: Party time! Excellent!
Q_sic subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 94 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Q_sic! (Today's storm count: 266)
 BrowneePoints: we gotta get that ding dang Timer back over 24 yall!
 BigDaddyBland87: @Didero It's that type of range that makes them such great entertainers
 Stormgod519: so... how's everyone?
 ttandmore: Medimum
 invalidCards: Just had dinner, so nice and full
 lamina5432: working
 BrowneePoints: I’m never Well, but I’m surviving
 ttandmore: @invalidCards what was for dinner
 Didero: @BrowneePoints It was at 16 hours-something like two hours ago, so it seems to be doing fine 
TheAinMAP:  
 BrowneePoints: there’s worse places to be
 Didero: @BigDaddyBland87 Hah! 
  Sarah_Serinde: As long as we keep the timer above zero we keep going forward
  TXC2: ^
 invalidCards: @ttandmore homemade meatballs with garlic bread
  Sarah_Serinde: Getting it back to 24 hours would be cool but it's not necessary
 Mollylele: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Party Day Games at Thu 11:00 AM PDT (6m ago).
 Didero: As long as it goes down less than an hour per hour, we'll be fine
John Hill: oops, I was wondering why the stream was so bad for me. I had my wi-fi turned off, so was using mobile data.
  Sarah_Serinde: Day 2 I think we were around 30 hours a lot of the time, and yesterday we were around 24. I think if we hover around 16 or 17 all day we're still doing great
 MrQBear: @Didero I have bad news for you regarding the properties of time.
 Simonark: It loses about 7-9 hours overnight, then tends to catch up about two hours in the morning show
 Didero: @MrQBear That simply means we must go FASTER
 Xed_Regulus: How is everyone doing today? Been sleeping enough? Eating well? Getting enough exercise?
 invalidCards: Throw all the bits at the clock
 KiaStirling: !! ben!
  TXC2: there's no such thing as enough sleep 
 Noy2222: Bit responsibly.
 invalidCards: Hi Ben
 KiaStirling: bye ben
 Stormgod519: Ben
 invalidCards: Bye Ben
the_phantom_game_player: Hi ben
 Didero: a wild benjamin appears
  Sarah_Serinde: Anyway thank you again to everyone contributing, as well as to everyone just hanging out in chat or lurking 
Newbiespud: Iiiiiiit's been-
 SnackPak_: hi Ben bye Ben
 Molladia: I've said it before, I don't think we'll make it to the finale.
 BrowneePoints: @xed_regulus Eh, no, nope, LOL no
  TXC2: Molladia  I have faith in chat
 Simonark: But it isn't like we've been at serious risk of not finishing the run at any point, so I don't think it's a real question of needing to go above and beyond in one big rush.
 Molladia: The timer will run out part way through TCG day
Halinn: As long as stream never ever ends I'm satisfied
 ClockTamer: @invalidcards please don’t throw bits at me, throw them to the lrr crew
 CheshireCake: Give us the glurp, Ben
  mtvcdm: Only chat can determine how far we go.
 KiaStirling: hiii ben
 invalidCards: Allo
  TXC2 waves back at Ben
 patience_zero: eloo
 DanTheMediocre: 
 invalidCards: @ClockTamer I have no bits to throw unfortunately
  Sarah_Serinde: It's impossible to predict with any degree of confidence, chat is pretty incredible
the_phantom_game_player: @invalidCards Same here
JinaMahavira: If there is one thing we know, it's "Don't challenge Chat"
 Xed_Regulus: @BrowneePoints I just wanted to remind people not to become potatoes while enjoying the subathon. Gotta look after ourselves.
  Sarah_Serinde: And if they don't hit the cap, then that's more data for LRR: last year's was too easy so they made this year's ore expensive
 MrQBear: Chat is capable of wild things when the mood takes them.
fungal_bird: What did we just finish up, and what's next?
  Sarah_Serinde: *more
 invalidCards: @Xed_Regulus But what if I'm always a potato
 Philocalist: If we maintain between 16 and 18 hours today, I imagine we'll maintain 12 hours tomorrow and ride through to the weekend
 Simonark: You all are incredible, I merely lack credibility.
  mtvcdm: Party game day is next
 DanTheMediocre: @Xed_Regulus reject potato, embrace shrimp
  TXC2: !events
  LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/schedule for a Google Calendar version.
 Earthenone: we finished up gplp, we are going in to switch party games
 malfnord: I dunno how this one goes, but tbf I've seen GDQ chat accomplish some seriously insane shit really fast. Who knows the future, Lawgiver?
 TehAmelie: i expect a wild surge whenever we get a refresher on what the stretch goals are
 MrQBear: @DanTheMediocre what about, cover shrimp in potato (flour) and make tempura?
  TXC2: !subathon
  LRRbot: Sub-a-Thon rules: Prime/standard Tier 1/Gift subs will add 1 minute each to the timer, Tier 2 subs add 2 minutes, and Tier 3 subs add 5 minutes. Bits also can be used: 400 Bits will add 1 minute, and multiples will count (ie. 800 Bits will add 2 minutes), but Power-Up effects like big emotes will NOT count. Youtube contributions unfortunately do not count, but are nevertheless appreciated!
 invalidCards: A wild Serge?
 BrowneePoints: @txc2 I’m a lil mixed. the change to 1 min def makes it more difficult to achieve and we lost a couple heavy subbers this last year, so we MIGHT not. but it wouldn’t be the worst thing, we’ve achieved a lot
the_phantom_game_player: I wish I had the money to resub
 brieandbacon: Red 2, standing by
fungal_bird: Gplp?
 vinewood_og: Red Forman standing by
 Simonark: @TehAmelie I expect a wild surge at the promise of Glurp.
 KaleidoscopeMind: @invalidCards more likely a domesticated Serge 
  TXC2: fungal_bird  Graham and Paul Lets Play
  mtvcdm: Right, I think stretch goals involved ice cream and pizza party
fungal_bird: Ahh
 MrQBear: @KaleidoscopeMind Yeah, a Wild Serge is called a Snerge, last I checked.
malfnord gifted a Tier 1 sub to the_phantom_game_player! This is their first Gift Sub in the channel!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, the_phantom_game_player! (Today's storm count: 267)
 maxthefourth: Was it Serge's subathon that went below 30 minutes a few times and then continued for a day?
 Earthenone: treatza pizzaa is on the line for streach goals
 KevinTheShark: 500 for pizza party, 750 for ice cream
 DanTheMediocre: @MrQBear more of a feral serge, really
 the_phantom_game_player: Thank you malfnord
 Simonark: The third stretch goal involved James, water balloons and comedy shaming. I believe in chat.
 Simonark: That would be a horrible thing to type if it weren't true
 malfnord: @the_phantom_game_player Ist nicht, I can spare the six bucks.
 Stormgod519: ayyy
  TXC2: here we GO!
 Stormgod519: hot mics!
 MrQBear: @DanTheMediocre The taxonomy of serge is quite amazing, is it not?
 Stormgod519: les goooo
  TXC2: ooooh!
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh hey chat want to know something cool? We're already almost 250k bits ahead of last year's final total
 SnackPak_: 
  mtvcdm: There's lots of subathons where a chat repeatedly brings it to the brink but never lets it go to zero.
 public_key_reveal_party: Oooooh
 Stormgod519: Ws
 Didero: Hello!
KinkerbellRose: Ohai there.
 invalidCards: Hi!
 malfnord: Beej is apparently dead
  TXC2: Hello Ben and Beej and Graham and Cori and Matt and Jordynne
 Featherweight_: you forgot to power on Beej
 Mangledpixel: 
 Mollylele:  
 KiaStirling:      
 Krillin_fan: wel hello thar
 Gaz_L: stealth Ben
 public_key_reveal_party: That's what my parents said about me 
 invalidCards: Ben get out from behind Beej
ManicPixieDreamLurker is gifting 2 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 6 in the channel!
ManicPixieDreamLurker gifted a Tier 1 sub to GhosteEye!
ManicPixieDreamLurker gifted a Tier 1 sub to byronosaurusrex!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, ManicPixieDreamLurker! Welcome to GhosteEye and byronosaurusrex! (Today's storm count: 269)
 brieandbacon: A mistake? They're talking about us, chat!!
 Lysander_salamander: hello over here
TheAinMAP:   
 NonUniqueGuy: Chat always knew it was a mistake
 lightfut: Hi Ben, you sneak
 Stormgod519: lol
 DanTheMediocre: the magic of editing!
 Simonark: Fear Graham's Translocatory Gifts!
 Austere_Squire: i don't kno why, but the intro sound thingie scared the crap out of me
 shendaras: 
 Molladia: Hey Jordynne Super pretty dress
 brieandbacon: Excellent
 mwlsn: Through the magic of space and time
 the_phantom_game_player: 
 HubbeKing: Righteous!
  mtvcdm: GLURRRRP
 BigDaddyBland87: Why is there 6 seats but only 5 people
 incslayer: Wyld Stallyns!
 AriaHibiki: hope you're feeling better matt!
 JadedCynic: it will ALWAYS be, thanks to memetics
 SnackPak_: beej is beej
 Stormgod519: Beej seems to have not booted up
 TehAmelie: oh hi
WardsarTheWriter: Meej!
  NapalmSideburns: Is it Beej or Meej?
Jethrain: we are all beej
  RayFK: Uh ohhhhhh, Beeeeeejyyyyy
 the_phantom_game_player: Woooooow!
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Gaz_L: experience Beej
 Simonark: One is Beej, the other is the Beejtriloquist!
 brieandbacon: I'm Beej, and so is my wife!!
 Noy2222: You're the Beej now!
 GazzyInferno: beejee
 MrQBear: Bad news, Meej
 TuringsGhost: Beejy keen
Stratavarius: It'sa Beej, Meeji!
 Chronomos901: our beej, comrade
 DanTheMediocre: ben here blinding cyclopses
 BeccaTingles: You know the subathon's gotten to a good point when you forget who you are
 the_phantom_game_player: @brieandbacon New Beej drop
 JadedCynic: if "Kilroy was here" is still a meme used by Gen Alpha, Wyld Stallyns can be too
 vinewood_og: Experience Meej!!!
 JadedCynic: @Chronomos901 ceej?
  Sarah_Serinde: Hey Jordynne, I love your dress
 malfnord: Always be prepared, right?
 TehAmelie: and don't forget Threej
 public_key_reveal_party: Glrrp
 TuringsGhost: The communist weej
 TallynNyntyg: So, if Beej is already present, is it actually a Meejdrop?
 Lysander_salamander: Yeej
  TXC2: GLRRRP
 BigDaddyBland87: ohhh starting off hot
 Mollylele: mario's brother luieej
Julian_Rogue: it still says keywe btw
 NonUniqueGuy: I mean Beej is the person who most likely needs to talk to another version of himself
Halinn: I like when Beej turns into Weej
 Featherweight_: Start with glurp end with glurp
 tsp397: Uh oh, glurpies
 TallynNyntyg: With hot sauce.
 Mr_Horrible: you  have to  shuck the day yourself
  RayFK: Beej out here just rawdogging the day
 MrQBear: Just go raw on that day?
 e_bloc: no crumbs.  because you know.  oyster
missa_hancock: @nonuniqueguy Paul is a bigger contender I would say
 Simonark: Subathon Rockefeller
 MrPandaaaGaming: Raw doggin some oysters today
 Molladia: @Featherweight_ All Glurp, all Dayrp
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 TallynNyntyg: Do not lick the day's gloopy innards, Beej.
 vinewood_og: Nope didn't like that lol
 invalidCards: Happy Glurpmas to all!
  TXC2: eat the day raw with the lemons it gives you
 Psychic_Ketchup: Seize the day. Consume the day.
EvilBadman: Carpaccio diem
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 MrQBear: @RayFK Damnit you beat me!
 Greyah: @Featherweight_ And fill all space in-between with Glurp.
 Mangledpixel: goals
 DanTheMediocre: high score!
 brieandbacon: So 1/6 of them are good in bed..?
 incslayer: but did you fall asleep at 10:30?
 Lysander_salamander: I should go to bed that early
 space_turbulence: Please use a dental dam
  Sarah_Serinde: To be fair, that's 1:30am Ontario time
trebuchetboy: We need a solid GLURP please Graham @LoadingReadyRun
 vinewood_og: Barcadia was a blast! Got like 5 hours myself...
 the_phantom_game_player: I like how when Beej does something behind the scenes you adjust the credit
 AugmentingPath: @space_turbulence To eat oysters?
 e_bloc: stream starting with 17 hours
 DudelidouX: I was in bed for 8 hours but think it was more passing out from the heat then sleep
 L0rdX33n: Beej Falloit has been bad for my sleep schedule. I actually rearranged work today so I could get a couple hours sleep
 space_turbulence: @AugmentingPath Yes
 finestotter: You never know Graham, the subathon could end
 AugmentingPath: @space_turbulence That sounds... less than nourishing
 Stormgod519: WWW
 HubbeKing: one assumes James will continue having ideas whether we let him or not
 Lysander_salamander: yay glurp
 JadedCynic: woooo!
 vinewood_og: Thanks Switch!!
 BusTed: 
 MTigress: woo!
 TheWriterAleph: 
 Stormgod519: we love system updates
 BigDaddyBland87: First time!
 DeM0nFiRe:   
 shurtal: Glurp Shiddin'
 e_bloc: nelson's first time too 
 invalidCards: drunk mure glurp!
 YawnLance: Woooooo
 northos: 
starlitdiscord: wooo
TheAinMAP: 
  TXC2: 
 brieandbacon: !picnic
 TallynNyntyg: Up Date! Up Date! Up Date!
  LRRbot:  THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. 
KinkerbellRose: HURRAH!
 public_key_reveal_party: Do you have a nice pile of costumes to sleep in for a few hours graham?
 Carlioo: yaaaaay no signal!
 the_phantom_game_player: So intense
 FrostyKaze: A classic!
 MTGRanger: Yaaaayy! Awwww
 cobalturge: 
 DanTheMediocre: graham can we please get a G L U R P!
 Molladia: HO CHI MIHN CITY
TheAinMAP: 
 vinewood_og: 
  Sarah_Serinde: At least Switch updates are *so* fast
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I took my trash out, we Glurpin??
 PixelArtDragon: GLURP?
 space_turbulence: @AugmentingPath All I'm saying is you should use protection when eating clam
 the_phantom_game_player: @Thefluffiestguineapig Yes
 TallynNyntyg: Glrrp!
 PixelArtDragon: Message unclear, glurp consumed
Desruprot: 
 neisan2112: Oh I've never seen this opening!
 northos: game feels a bit loud relative to mics?
 djalternative: I don't think we've ever seen the start video
 RaginCaucaJhin: Hey Nintendo! how big is this update?....... Nintendo?.........
WardsarTheWriter: I don't think I've ever seen the intro for this before...
 RealGamerCow: I don't think I've ever seen that video
Alexander Roederer: time for glurp???????!!!!
  TXC2: never seen that before
 BigDaddyBland87: I literally never uninstall this game because it's not that big
 Lysander_salamander: I've never seen the beginning of this game
 Greyah: I don't know if we've ever seen that intro
 MAPBoardgames: GLURP!
 riking27: @Sarah_Serinde Fun fact: Switch uses the "A/B" update technique first shipped by Android, where it keeps two copies of the OS
 DeM0nFiRe: smh can't believe LRR sold out to Big Glurp
 Noy2222: Skip ad!
 invalidCards: suck some glurp!
 finestotter: Do they sell Glurp beer cozies?
 JadedCynic: It's been so long, I never remember seeing the intro 
 e_bloc: there is only glurp
ArcLightningCanuck: GLURP!
 tsp397: Drink glurp more!
 nappitatti: gLRRp
 AugmentingPath: @space_turbulence And I'm saying that I've never comprehended a metaphor in my life and I flatly refuse to start now
 Heckhoundbolt: i have never seen the intro before
TheTekkieman: I don't believe we ever saw the intro before.
graddy_: !subathon
  LRRbot: Sub-a-Thon rules: Prime/standard Tier 1/Gift subs will add 1 minute each to the timer, Tier 2 subs add 2 minutes, and Tier 3 subs add 5 minutes. Bits also can be used: 400 Bits will add 1 minute, and multiples will count (ie. 800 Bits will add 2 minutes), but Power-Up effects like big emotes will NOT count. Youtube contributions unfortunately do not count, but are nevertheless appreciated!
 Simonark: Wait, what is the knockoff regional Glurp called? Mr. Plurg?
 TehAmelie: did you see the animation? glurp is more viscous than slurm
 shurtal: Today, p;laying the role of Nelly, Jordynne!
 ClodiumSoride: Has Jordynne played this game before?
 TheSmilingMammoth: Water water everywhere and not a glurpp to drink
  Sarah_Serinde: @ClodiumSoride Nope!
 accountmadeforants: I enjoy Light-flavoured Glurp
missa_hancock: never actually seen glurp before
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Was that a system update or glurp update? if it’s a system update I may go set mine to update now
missa_hancock: I’m excited?
 AugmentingPath: @AugmentingPath nor a euphemism neither
 vinewood_og: Slurms MacKenzie!!!
 sparrowhawksilver: the game feels a bit loud in relation to the LRRs
  TXC2: edge that start button
 invalidCards: get boxed
 Gaz_L: if i only could.. make a deal with... satan?
 Stormgod519: @TXC2 hang on now!
 ClodiumSoride: @Sarah_Serinde she's watched it so much, I'm sure she'll be great at it.
 IanAllenBird: to make a deal with. satan?
 space_turbulence: @AugmentingPath Ah, detente. Though I think technically that's a euphemism
 vinewood_og: there it is
 Stormgod519: lol
 NonUniqueGuy: Aliens
TheAinMAP: Alien technology
 public_key_reveal_party: I think it has been well established that playing glurp has no correlation with being good at glurp
 BigDaddyBland87: they obviously built the pyramids
  Sarah_Serinde: @ClodiumSoride Yes, just like when everyone watches someone with a good technique, they all replicate that technique successfully 
 ShaneLeeAtk: I heard a Mitchell and Webb reference!
 AugmentingPath: @space_turbulence I wouldn't know, I always use a detental dam
 TallynNyntyg: @NonUniqueGuy Dang Goa'Uld tech.
 RaginCaucaJhin: Beej with a new Pyramid theory that we havent heard yet!
 northos: ah, the ABCDEF keyboard layout
 ClodiumSoride: @Sarah_Serinde unless it was Ian's technique, nobody can replicate those
  Sarah_Serinde: That's probably for the best anyway
 invalidCards: Love it when my legs get described as little gonads
  TXC2: Ian is built differently
 vinewood_og: protip: do not attempt to walk on your hanging gonad things
 space_turbulence: @AugmentingPath So wordplay is still on the table then
 RaginCaucaJhin: Jordynne's a person with many roles here at LRR... I suppose she would have many hats
  mtvcdm: As always, event 1 is unsponsored
 vinewood_og: Those Kiwis were Shredded!
 TehAmelie: ooh, is it one of the mysterious alien sponsors?
medmora is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 15 in the channel!
medmora gifted a Tier 1 sub to GreenBrains_!
medmora gifted a Tier 1 sub to xtremeflat!
medmora gifted a Tier 1 sub to pieceoftheuniverse!
medmora gifted a Tier 1 sub to imaginarymika!
medmora gifted a Tier 1 sub to OcyLemon!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, medmora! Welcome to xtremeflat, imaginarymika, pieceoftheuniverse, GreenBrains_, and OcyLemon! (Today's storm count: 274)
 Niahlah: @LoadingReadyRun the category is still listed as KeyWe
  TXC2: medmora  
 Badchop: Just going to say this once: GLURP
 N2Osferatu: The box strats!
 JadedCynic: Good run!
TheAinMAP: 
 NorthstarTex: that box bounce
 Jogela: You are just playing Mugshot from Sly Cooper
 invalidCards: Excellent job
  TXC2: that time could hold a podium spot
 AugmentingPath: @space_turbulence As long as they're safe words
 Lysander_salamander: everyone's going to have to take a break to relax their thumbs before the next game?
  mtvcdm: We'll see
 TehAmelie: you finished? on your first run? well done
thedepthandbreadthofseth: hey chat.  are we all getting our daily recommended allotment of glorp?
 spicemelonge: how much more until the cap is reached?
 Badchop: oh dang it it's GLORP not GLURP heck
 Gaz_L: Glorp?! this is a Glurp house, Sir
thedepthandbreadthofseth: beej's volume is low
 PixelArtDragon: This is a game that makes good use of Unity's physics constraints system
 Badchop: wait no it is glurp
 Mr_Horrible: Beej: "...how do they KNOW?"
 Greyah: Joke's on you, we just know your goofs by heart.
 Badchop: I'm good at reading
 Carlioo: ooh, what was the watchalong watching?
  TXC2: chat is a bunch of nerds (affectionate)
Alexander Roederer: successful first glurpening, good job
 JadedCynic: Amazon has some black boxes in the AWS...
 NonUniqueGuy: We have forbidden technology
 MrQBear: You did that as a commodore hustle already didn't you?
 Gaz_L: Glorp is the store brand equivalent
 invalidCards: Absolutely stanced
 mercano82: If someone asks if you're from the future you have to tell them the truth.
 NorthstarTex: did paul fix the stream delay by causing temporal causality
 Simonark: We know what's coming next. It's a gift/curse.
 Mr_Horrible: to use a quote, it's "Lots of things!"
  mtvcdm: Hey now
 medmora: Lunch at work, LET'S GET THIS GLURP!
 Carlioo: oh you meant THAT watchalong, thought it was the movie watchalong
 public_key_reveal_party: Is tonight movie night?
 BigDaddyBland87: We've memorized all your jokes in case we ever need to use the robot replacements
 L0rdX33n: Like live performances of Monty Python where the audience would mouth along
  TXC2: !events
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 invalidCards: Solid runs today
 TehAmelie: tight race here
 RaginCaucaJhin: I wasnt ready for the star wars reference
 PixelArtDragon: I've been here the whole time
 northos: glurpku
 JadedCynic: "Last time on Drink More Glurb Z...."
 TallynNyntyg: Aubergine.
 DanTheMediocre: much like the built up glurp residuals in your bloodstream, it will never truly go away
 TehAmelie: Summer Squash
 bakerydragon: @PixelArtDragon Quick, they're trying to change the game on us! Get'em!
 RealGamerCow: haaaaaaaaaaaa
OVERKiLL!: GLuRP ＼（´Ｏ｀）／
 e_bloc: @PixelArtDragon heh
 Niahlah: it's the "Long, Long, Ben!"
 TheWriterAleph: brrrrrrrrrr
  TXC2: gotta go fast
 mercano82: Sonic, he can really move.
 Niehilius: Is this some good ol' Glurp?!
 northos: the three-box comes for us all
 KevinTheShark: Ohhh he's not vegeta he's super sonic
  mtvcdm: Had it, lost it
 invalidCards: Oof
 Noy2222: <Butterfly meme> is this the Olympics?
 RaginCaucaJhin: Much like most Sonic Fans, stopped by the thought of a Box
 Mr_Horrible: maintaining the rhythm is always the challenge
  TXC2: mercano82  Sonic, he's got an attitude
Mai_Andra: Yeej
 invalidCards: He schmoovin
  TXC2: Noy2222  Gods if only
 AugmentingPath: yolo
 ClodiumSoride: owlfox?
 vinewood_og: HOOTY!!!!
 MAPBoardgames: It's two owls
  TXC2: a fox owl
thedepthandbreadthofseth: foxy owl
 JadedCynic: it's an owlbear 
 Jogela: It is a cowl 
 invalidCards: He stopped schmoovin
 TehAmelie: an owl going n_n
thedepthandbreadthofseth: a fowl
 mercano82: Does it say "who" or "quopquopquop-kapow"?
 NorthstarTex: short of the eys, prolly
 AugmentingPath: dndnf
 Gaz_L: Golf rules, right?
  TXC2: Maybe it's an Arctic Tern? 
 Gaz_L: so Beej is winning
 ClodiumSoride: @thedepthandbreadthofseth bravo
 couchboyj: Simic special, Fox Owl Krassis
 invalidCards: Ball is life
  mtvcdm: Sponsor time
 LordManiMani: 
 invalidCards: Lard ball!
TheAinMAP: 
 TehAmelie: beach (ball) body
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @ClodiumSoride ty.  I try to dad hard everyday.
  mtvcdm: Bigger than before
 LordManiMani: 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: why is graham's avatar just the child of Jordynne and Cori?
  TXC2: too the moon!
 AugmentingPath: rip
 invalidCards: Up he goes!
TheAinMAP: 
 the_phantom_game_player: 
 RaginCaucaJhin: Ben, I've always preferred the Centerfold
 invalidCards: Rip
 ClodiumSoride: I was ready to say, "hey, they actually finished a sports event for once."
 googoltudoris: graham's shirt and hoodie are perfectly making it look like he is wearing a very large cravat
 LowUpsideCJ: Good afternoon professional glurpists
Invitare: blue void
 Didero: Put it in the bottom-left?
  mtvcdm: At least this layout gives a fighting chance of scoring.
  TXC2: hello LowUpsideCJ  welcome
thedepthandbreadthofseth: bottom left?
 Carlioo: middle right maybe
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No it's the olypmics so it would be amateur glurpists
  mtvcdm: Usually in sportsball scoring is an afterthought.
 TallynNyntyg: Dead center of screen.
 djalternative: where do we usually put the pip?
 mercano82: Maybe right under the Subathon timer.
  TXC2: Frog Dress! Frog Dress!
 shurtal: got to KEEP it past graham
 Mazrae: So excited for glurp, but can't watch too much at my dogs vet appointment, everything's fine just a checkup, but doggo is scared
 Lysander_salamander: yay
  TXC2: lets go!
 invalidCards: Good job!
 ShaneLeeAtk: Nice on!
  mtvcdm: Goal!
TheAinMAP: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Mr_Horrible: Ben you're not a bowling alley screen 
 Bearudite: on the green
 ClodiumSoride: 
 Koshindan: Mini soccer with obstacles.
 Mangledpixel: so, golf
 AugmentingPath: @TXC2 that's just the thing, she never did
  TXC2: Mazrae  you tell doggo chat sends their love
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Having to keep it from rolling back is brutal
 ClodiumSoride: clean!
 invalidCards: The strat has been found
 TehAmelie: wowsers
  TXC2: AugmentingPath  touché
TheAinMAP: 
 mercano82: *golf clap*
 CaptainKranok: Soccer by way of the Gladiators assault course.
  mtvcdm: That's a fine six
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 ^^^^^^^^^ all the love!
 Heckhoundbolt: I got the joke Ben
thedepthandbreadthofseth: how sticky card lard be?
 Stormgod519: brb chat
 DanTheMediocre: ~cheats_enable:bighead_mode
 bakerydragon: Talking Heads for Glorping Heads
 Heckhoundbolt: the Nelly technique
 djalternative: wait. we aren't paying for the feet? how much extra to the subathon do we have to go for that?
 ArdCollider: I know Jordynne's got an alien face on her player but it also has huge "cartoon Bane" energy.
  TXC2: 26 cm
 TehAmelie: apparently that 65 meter hurdle is the big one
  TXC2: not even a foot
 mercano82: (Less than a foot in 'murica)
thedepthandbreadthofseth: 16 cm... a respectable length.
 googoltudoris: JAMES! what's the stretchgoal for feet?
 medmora: Ben's Woowoos
thedepthandbreadthofseth: oop, 26
 LordManiMani: World 1-2 strats
 RaginCaucaJhin: W.W.G.D
 ShaneLeeAtk: Kaio WHAT
 Earthenone: james said he would show feet at 2k subs, but that was a long time ago
 Mr_Horrible: a kamehameheeheehoohoo
 Niahlah: from now on, I'll call him Long, Long Ben.. lol
 invalidCards: @thedepthandbreadthofseth almost 2 feet 
 Earthenone: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: a man wondering about box contents
  TXC2: Kamekamekame Karma Chameleon
 SnackPak_:    
 vinewood_og: count it!
 invalidCards: Excellent showing
 BusTed: the tiniest of dunks
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 RealGamerCow: Touchdown!
 finestotter: Technically a goal!
 IanAllenBird:  
 Lysander_salamander: 
 AugmentingPath: getting in the goal is your job, ball.  go do it
  mtvcdm: Wooooow
 RealGamerCow: nyeh.
midnightcurryjazz: We are not going to get tcg day at this rate D ;
 RaginCaucaJhin: Miley would be proud beej
fonk: I just found out there are shin megami tensei youtubers in the way there are From Soft loretubers
 invalidCards: Slap it gently
fuzzy_died subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 88 months, currently on a 40 month streak!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, fuzzy_died! (Today's storm count: 275)
 AugmentingPath: oh soccer ball, the pipes the pipes are calling
  TXC2: midnightcurryjazz  I have faith in chat
 invalidCards: bonk bonk bonk bonk
RoeDent89: GLURP
 DigitalSeahorse:  
  TXC2: wow Matt crushed that run
 Earthenone: incase anyone is interested in this game it is ~92% off on humble and lrr is a humble partner
 Earthenone: !humble
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  TXC2: oh no!
 NorthstarTex: noooooo
 invalidCards: smol
 vinewood_og: uh oh
 TehAmelie: i remember this. . .
 Heckhoundbolt: it returns
 DeM0nFiRe: smol
 finestotter: Again!!!
missa_hancock: I’ve got to go back to work but I’ve been crying with laughter too much
 Lysander_salamander: so tiny
 Thefluffiestguineapig: o7 scores this round
 AugmentingPath: I hope Matt's sowwy for that joke
 Thefluffiestguineapig: RSVP scores
 invalidCards: uh oh!
 SnackPak_: so rude
 Lysander_salamander: wow
 DanTheMediocre: oh no the teeny pinball is the worst XD
 BusTed: 
 IanAllenBird: 😔
  mtvcdm: !clip
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
  TXC2: Litteral Greek punishment
 Lysander_salamander: so mean of the game
 RaginCaucaJhin: GLRRP is Ableist confirmed
thedepthandbreadthofseth: this should be best of 3
ExtraWubs: hello highlight reel
KinkerbellRose: This is just CRUEL.
 TehAmelie: Cori did get off the ground once
 ClodiumSoride: I wish this game offered the ability to pick a specific event and sponsor, just to see how they combine.
 DigitalSeahorse: so teeny
 DigitalSeahorse: just a lil guy
 NekomimiNinja: Point!
 Seth_Erickson: easy first place
  TXC2: ONE POINT!
 IanAllenBird: 1!
 SnackPak_: that's a lot of body horror for glurp
 KaleidoscopeMind: point get!
 vinewood_og: New high score!
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 invalidCards: And he's good!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: One point!!
starlitdiscord: ow
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 pn55: 
 BigDaddyBland87: oh they discovered stretchy arms
 Sunidesus: well that's horrifying
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OOHHHHH
 PixelArtDragon: That's the physics system breaking down
 MAPBoardgames: got one: winning
  TXC2: some real Strech arm strong
 JadedCynic: !adult
  LRRbot: I need an adult!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Horrifying and I'm laughing so hard
 Heckhoundbolt: he did do worse
 BigDaddyBland87: discovered that last week
 NekomimiNinja: Arm-motional damage
WardsarTheWriter: That was so disturbing, I love it.
 micalovits: It WAS worse! Just not in the way we thought
 bakerydragon: body horror episode ;-;
  mtvcdm: Jesus Christ
 bjergmann101: I think my arm popped out looking at that
 googoltudoris: he got a point and all it cost him was HIS ARMS GETTING RIPPED OFF
 accountmadeforants: I need a stretchier adult
 SnackPak_: he's gaming!
 Niahlah: that really was Emotional Damage...
 invalidCards: Amazing
 TehAmelie: a commanding lead!
  mtvcdm: 2!
 IanAllenBird: 2!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
  TXC2: TOW!
 northos: counting with Glurp!
  TXC2: TWO! 
 Krillin_fan: G with an insurmountable lead
 invalidCards: Will ben get 3?
 NorthstarTex: https://clips.twitch.tv/BillowingHandsomeSalsifyRedCoat-udbjWKzTUnEksDR5
TheAinMAP: 
 googoltudoris: that's DOUBLE second place!
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 AugmentingPath: high precision points, yeah
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I believe this is more than has ever been scored in teeny pinball before
 ElektroTal: didnt you have shrink pinball the first time you played glurp? i remember this combo before
Alexander Roederer: the way everyone screamed LOL
Alexander Roederer: I also screamed
John Hill: I missed why they screamed (I'm technically supposed to be working)
  mtvcdm: This is some shit out of Tartarus
 SnackPak_: holy moly
starlitdiscord: wooo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
 IanAllenBird: 6!!
TheAinMAP: 
 invalidCards: He's only gone and done it
  TXC2: mtvcdm  right ?
 vinewood_og: AND NEWWWW CHAMPION!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: wow!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Krillin_fan: 6?!?  humankind has never seen such triumphant gaming
 Quaseymoto: https://clips.twitch.tv/SpinelessTrustworthyKittenFreakinStinkin-BsjMIpGc2dnSO93r
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @mtvcdm I feel like this would be right next to Tantalus and his pool
 invalidCards: Holy moly!
 DeM0nFiRe: 
starlitdiscord: wooo
  TXC2: double digits!
 vinewood_og: Wow nice job
 IanAllenBird: starting a glurp space program
 the_phantom_game_player:        
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is infinitely more than previous teeny pinball!
 NorthstarTex: beej is still up there to this day
Graved: The Beej... Never ends.
 RealGamerCow: They should do pinball but not for points but height
 Thefluffiestguineapig: EXPERIENCE BEEJ
TheAinMAP: I guess the smaller bodies get flung farther?
 Lysander_salamander: concussions aren't as fun as you might think
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lysander_salamander They are no fun
 RealGamerCow: I had a 27" CRT fall on my head
  TXC2: Cori has a good point
  TXC2: RealGamerCow  so you are a ghost now? 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Your head got stepped on Jordynne? As a horse child who now helps train horses that's not survivable
  RayFK: It was going well until Beej tried to get him with the lacrosse ball
Alexander Roederer: you could see the arms had like. little muscles in them
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  mtvcdm: Lacrosse was once literally used as war training
 invalidCards: There was an attempt
 AugmentingPath: RealGamerCow did being bombarded by cathode rays unlock something in your DNA?
 red_shoes_jeff: @RayFK The OTHER Canadian drive-by.
 RealGamerCow: AugmentingPath yes, CTE. 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We recommend lacrosse balls as an alternative to tennis balls for super destructive/strong dogs because they are super dense
 finestotter: In middle school football, our coach forced us to do "Wakeups" where you grab each other's helmets and smash your facemasks into each other
 bjergmann101: How do they give you a boost, photons have no mass?
 invalidCards: Quick round this one
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  TXC2: RealGamerCow  
 AugmentingPath: @RealGamerCow That does not sound like it enabled you to fight crime or save the world.  Condolences
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 northos: @bjergmann101 but they do have momentum
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The German shepherds I've known haven't even dented the lacrosse balls
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I'm really offput by Graham's meeple, Jordiander.
 shiny_elva: I'm catching gloooorp life =o First time
 TehAmelie: just like Edward Scissorhands, but with laser hands
 JadedCynic: I got a truck bumper in the side of my head when I was a toddler - got out of the hospital for a self-inflicted injury, we parked across the street from our house, I got out, and wisely ran BEHIND the pickup...who then decided to back up suddenly - my aunt screamed at him so he stopped and didn't run his tire over my prone and crying frustrated body ("I just got OUT of the hospital! it's not FAIR!"  )
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @shiny_elva Welcome! It's beyond nonsense
 Sunidesus: @Thefluffiestguineapig It took me entirely too long to realize you were talking about dogs and not Germans who take care of sheep
 RynoLaw: I fell off my bike when I was 10, cracking my skull, giving me a concussion & a blood clot in my skull that had to be surgically removed.
 JadedCynic: no serious injury thankfully
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 bjergmann101: @northos Yes, but you can't use light push you along... That is not how it works... I think
 Carlioo: he really is goku...
 PixelArtDragon: This is my first time catching GLURP live when I was actually supposed to be awake
  TXC2: Iisan al Gieb !
 shiny_elva: @Thefluffiestguineapig Oh yes, I've seen the vods 
 RaginCaucaJhin: NO BEN!!! DONT FUCK THE LASERS!!!
 Noy2222: Do not fuck lasers.
 Leonhart321: Woah, hey now Ben
  Rogue 7: GLURP!
  mtvcdm: Right, the arms can be used as arms
 L0rdX33n: The sponsor is very disappointed
 mercano82: Where we're going, we don't need lasewrs
 butt_ghost: [plays game properly] hey stop that
 Austere_Squire: ben with the real strats of no lasers
 invalidCards: I too am a European seeing Glurp for the first time
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I feel like Fuck the lasers needs to be in the bad advice
 space_turbulence: Always use protections when fucking lasers
 Mangledpixel: !findquote ball
  LRRbot: Quote #2977: "I like how you're invisible to balls." —Cori, to Ian [2016-07-13]
 BlackIsis: under no circumstances should you fuck the lasers
 northos: @bjergmann101 you can, actually, though in the vast majority of cases it imparts too little momentum to be meaningful. but a solar sail is a "real concept" for space propulsion basically by collecting momentum from sunlight
  mtvcdm: Uh oh
 Bezekric: Live Glurping! \o/
 googoltudoris: don't fuck lasers unless you want to get banned from the National Ignition Facility tourgroup
 RaginCaucaJhin: Avoid the eyes when fucking lasers
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ummmm
  TXC2: they see me ballin', they hatin'
 space_turbulence: Just use a lead condom, you're fine
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is quite a combo
 mercano82: Are we playing Glurp or Chained Together?
 Barb4rian: Gaming!
 micalovits: Yes
 Koshindan: GlurpVillage
 Simonark: Welcome One And All to the First Portmerion Olympics.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @mercano82 Glurp, you're only chained to yourself
 JadedCynic: 'resistance training' for athletes
Alex_Frostfire: Imagine a 100-meter sprint except the runners have their feet shackled together.
 CaptainKranok: Scattered.
 Mr_Horrible: it just becomes a sticky rat king
 Morrigan9: olympic basement
 bjergmann101: @northos Thanks... Did not know this
 LordManiMani: I asked the Lord why the footprints in the sand disappeared during the difficult times. He said, "My child, that is when Goku let you ride the flying nimbus."
 TehAmelie: there's that fun post talking about how much energy Sailor Moon puts out to be able to float on photons
 butt_ghost: no glurping on the cardboard beds
 googoltudoris: those aren't little feetsies, they're stds
 Stephonee: what in the QWOP have I come back to?
 RealGamerCow: Beej, that's what those grey things on this stage are
  TXC2: I hear Paris has been taking measures to reduce sex among the athletes
Graved: Didn't one of the athletes do Rock Lee from Naruto weights routine for the memes?
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh I missed that that game is happening
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean, I've known some people into latex and a modified hazmat suit is not a bad descriptor for some of their stuff
  Sarah_Serinde: That's gonna be fun
 PixelArtDragon: GLURPers of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains!
 invalidCards: Punch! That! Ball!
 Carlioo: maybe if you spin hard enough, you can break these cuffs
 invalidCards: Every hole's a goal
 RandomTrivia: Hi friends! 
 Tevildo: !holes
  LRRbot: Did someone say Holes??
 Mangledpixel: you have space jump!
  TXC2: hello RandomTrivia  welcome
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Graved It wouldn't surprise me. Athletes are often big nerds, with nerd here being someone who wants to know everything about a niche topic
 RaginCaucaJhin: In order to doscourage the athletes from activities, the GLURP Olympic Beds are made of Lasers
 butt_ghost: would be too powerful if they could
 finestotter: I don't think person jump with legs up though
 neisan2112: Ben, just use your Kraven Manor tech to jump!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: that seems rude.
 TallynNyntyg: Frogs can jump higher than Mount Everest. This is because Mount Everest can't jump.
 SnowBuddy18: it's that hippos gallop
 AugmentingPath: RaginCaucaJhin joke's on them, Ben fucks lasers
 Greyah: I thought that was hippos, yeah.
 red_shoes_jeff: @RaginCaucaJhin They'll find a way.
 invalidCards: Ben speeding through!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I love how they think that fragile beds will dissuade some of the best athletes in the world
 shurtal: "marketing"?
 RandomTrivia: That's called "running"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: They will figure it out
 Furyfire: Zoom
 RandomTrivia: Holy moly Ben
 DanTheMediocre: that's a gallop
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, that's a gallop
  TXC2: Ben is running away with this game
 RandomTrivia: 
 Gadora: "Can become airborne" is the phrasing, I think?
 Crad0k: yeah, like, most animals do that when they're flat out
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Walking is one foot off the ground at a time, trot is two, canter is three, gallop is four
 mercano82: Someone should test Ben for performance enhancing Glurp
 SnowBuddy18: @Thefluffiestguineapig it hasn't before
 Sunidesus: The fact that hippos can gallop is terrifying all by itself, they don't also need to be able to fly
Robert Abugelis: I've been asleep for most of this, (on in the background) but, I am glad I caught this LIVE!
 Simonark: Ben killed so many people, honest, that's all.
 RandomTrivia: Because he can't call Beej "daddy" on stream 
 jj_q: speed walking malcolm in the middle episode
 DanTheMediocre: @Thefluffiestguineapig TIL
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @SnowBuddy18 Right??????? How do they keep thinking this will help
 Gadora: @mercano82 I want a cup of that man's Glurp.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: do we think that since they are in Paris, they have ordered even more olympic condoms this summer?
 neisan2112: @thefluffiestguineapig Thats not what the beds are for, news places just decided cus they were flimsy and looks good as a headline
 Lysander_salamander: oh heck my laundry
 DaseBeleren: 
 TehAmelie: there's good reasons hippos are the animals that kill the third most humans
 DanTheMediocre: wait does so how does that extend to insects or arachnids?
  TXC2: the smovement
 RandomTrivia: LEAP
 DanTheMediocre: do spiders always gallop?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @neisan2112 Oh I didn't mean the Paris ones, I mean the ones from Beijing where they specifically had a press release stating that was a goal
 RaginCaucaJhin: Beej Struggles to finish with chains apparently?
 ExachixKitsune: oooh glurp
 RandomTrivia: With perfect poise
 RaginCaucaJhin: Slow and steady
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DanTheMediocre I don't think they ever gallop from a technical standpoint
 NekomimiNinja: The Ian hop might be really good with the chains.
 neisan2112: @thefluffiestguineapig ohhh hadn't seen that one
 jj_q: beej can do whataver you can do, but backwards and in shackles
 PawssumFable: Left computer running. Napped slightly. Woke up because my headset next to me was roaring laughs
Jethrain: the mayor of paris went swimming in there this week
 googoltudoris: @NekomimiNinja are we not calling it the horner hop?
 RandomTrivia: Come on Jordynne, you've got this!
  TXC2: I'm not sure if insects and arachnids can more then one limb at a time
 mercano82: The Mayor of Paris went swimming earlier this week
 sparrowhawksilver: they claim to have c.e
 sparrowhawksilver: cleaned it up
 RandomTrivia: 
 ClodiumSoride: Did they get the sharks out of the Seine? (Under Paris is a wild movie.)
 TehAmelie: woo
 ExachixKitsune: \o/
 IanAllenBird: 🎉
 RandomTrivia: NEVER DIDN'T HAVE IT
  TXC2: LETS GO!
 Stella_Noctis: 
 pn55: 
 spethycakes: 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @TehAmelie I'm pretty sure that mosquitos kill the most humans.  They may be the wild vertebrate that kills the most humans.
starlitdiscord: \o/
 Mr_Horrible: 
 Statist42: 
KinkerbellRose: NAILED IT!
 DigitalSeahorse:    
TheAinMAP: 
 themercenary1987: TOUCHDOWN
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also for anyone looking to try kink do not use metal handcuffs unless you have no social situation where those bruises would be awkward. This is why cuffs exist. Also no metal allergy issues
 patience_zero: \o/
 ElektroTal: never didn't have it
  TXC2: never give up, never surender !
 Thefluffiestguineapig: First time!
 RandomTrivia: Uh oh, sticky
 JadedCynic:     
Cunobelenos:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh this seems bad
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, how do you release it
 Crad0k: no jordynne emoji 
 TehAmelie: @thedepthandbreadthofseth yes, it's malaria mosquitos, humans and then hippos
 RandomTrivia: Oh this gimmick is so rude
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Fuck off!!!
 jj_q: people promised to poop in teh river on the day. or up river, time adjusted for current speed
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This would be rude without a modification
 RandomTrivia: Confirmed the boxes CAN push the buttons!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: These levels are already hard enough
 control_rig: Nice
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH
 Simonark: Why is Boris Johnson covered in slime? Wait, no, that question answers itself
 ElektroTal: more like muc-ass
  Juliamon: Crad0k the Jordynne emoji is 👑
 JadedCynic: once you topple the stacks....
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The tech at the end
  mtvcdm: The boxes can press it for you
Jack Fletcher: Good Day LRRunners! Happy subathon.:face-purple-smiling-tears::trophy-yellow-smiling:
 Heckhoundbolt: !subathon
 red_shoes_jeff: He is the Chosen One...
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon True tho
 Bassios: I introduced some friends to Glurp last week, we were all crying with laughter at the end of it
 RandomTrivia: @Simonark That's not a covering, it's his personality
 RandomTrivia: BAHAHAHA
 JadedCynic: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is the one PvP game where Cori is truly nerfed
 RandomTrivia: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 control_rig: Mr Goo-bachev!
 mercano82: Mister Glorpachev
 SnowBuddy18: Glurpachev
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben that got me
 TehAmelie: hey, you can throw boxes on the buttons!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Why did Mister Glurpachev get me so bad
 Simonark: @RandomTrivia Ethics can physically manifest it seems
 SnackPak_: so close
  TXC2: PARKOUR !
 TehAmelie: slow down, Speed Racer
 RandomTrivia: Graham using his full Olympics 2000 powers
 RandomTrivia:  
 control_rig: Let's go!
 JadedCynic: BRAVO!
 neisan2112: Loved that that was a card for moniklrrs
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OOOHHHHH
abslomdaak42: Oh damn!
Izzieon: Back from a meeting to see some gluuuuuurp, love to see it
 red_shoes_jeff: GRA!  GRA!  GRA! 
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Why is it so bouncy? You fling yourself so high
  RayFK: Jordynne....
  TXC2: JORDYNNE!
  RayFK: Come on
 MrGibberish: Jordynne!
 RandomTrivia: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: JORDYNNE
InkyGhoast: "strategy" is a strong word for anything in glurp
 RealGamerCow: To be fair, Jordynne was like 2 when that happened
 KV1NN4: wELL, she didn't forget
KinkerbellRose: JORDYNNE! 
 Didero: They should put up giant green arrows 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We haven't needed a version of the Ian pls emote for anyone other than Beej before
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And that's the whole point
 Thefluffiestguineapig: If you had fun and tried hard
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Robbed!
 RandomTrivia: Oh no
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 jamcnerny: hello there
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  mtvcdm: Oh no Pocket Sun
 Carlioo: just like the SMB3 run
 Mazrae: I feel like this is the closest game we've had
 Carlioo: sun even
ameliette: seasonally appropriate
 Heckhoundbolt: imagine trying to watch this in the stands
 brieandbacon: I thought the only the Irish had the trouble...
  TXC2: "what are you training for?" "the Trouble"
 RandomTrivia: I'm finding these to be distinct enough, (red/green) but other types may not
 control_rig: 8 is... a score
  mtvcdm: Trying to see your balls in the dark
 Stormgod519: Ben
CAKHost: Does Jordynne have a gimp mask?
  TXC2: brieandbacon  I think it was the UK with and causing the Trouble, and I say that as a Brit
 TehAmelie: it's an alien head
 Malkmaven1176: Glurp!
 TehAmelie: (i think)
 brieandbacon: @TXC2 (also a Brit) I meant Irish as in everyone on the island
 brieandbacon: But yeah
 Didero: Holding on to the light would mean you'd be able to see better, I think, though not really move better
 geckoinasuit: oh no i am late for glurp
Izzieon: you're also just in time for glurp
CAKHost: Ah okay! I'll take a look but either is valid. I just wanted to be sure I was seeing what I was seeing
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CAKHost: And I should move the stream to Main Monitor
 pn55: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Secret tech
 PixelArtDragon: Does it actually help though?
 brieandbacon: Reach! For the Sun!!
 MrQBear: reach out and touch faith (the sun)?
 JadedCynic: *shudders at jittery*
 Gaz_L: walking on the sun?
 LordManiMani: Acquire Sunny D!
  TXC2: Reach and touch Sun
 wjmck: I don't know that that's better...
 RaginCaucaJhin: Matt's Got their 45 on!
  mtvcdm: Wait you can do that?
 niccus: i want to eat the sun
Izzieon: praise the sun
CAKHost: Stream now on Main Monitor
 RevolverRossalot: You want the moon on a stick? Best I can do is the power of the sun in the palm of your hand.
  TXC2: your own, Personal, Pocket sun
 Stephonee: This music is just so pleasant
  TXC2: RevolverRossalot  AGH my hand!
Piecrust9: I see you ben wurst refernce dont think i dont
EvilBadman: Get effed Helios
 Mazrae: Just grab the sun, dudududu (trying to make a quick "here comes the sun" good)
 RaginCaucaJhin: Orbeez
 BusTed: drink with suspension
 RandomTrivia: Not zero! 
 spethycakes: A good, clean feeling...no matter what
 Lysander_salamander: I never drank that, when it was available
 JadedCynic: it was kinda the precursor to boba tea
 Mazrae: Goof*
 KV1NN4: Orbitz was delicious
 Mr_Horrible: 
 JKBalch: Grab the Sun! 1000 100 100
 BusTed: 🧋
 MrQBear: I liked Orbitz... :<
midnightcurryjazz: orbitz are great
 asthanius: and then Boba
 BorgarWithAShotgun: so... bubble tea
 Featherweight_: They came to my school for product testing and we got free ones
midnightcurryjazz: beej is the wrong one
 Lysander_salamander: it was before it's time
Graved: Beej commiting crimes against boba
 KV1NN4: vaguely fizzy
 RealGamerCow: oh yeah it was carbonated so the little balls would float on the bubbles
glitched_goddess: I liked orbitz:( lol
 CastleOtranto: It was NOT good
 JadedCynic: yeah soda but boba not of tapioca
 GreenBrains_: it was like a runny egg
Jack Fletcher: Orbitz the drink / choking hazard.
Timlin 22: I bobastood that reference
 Azralorne: Just go get one of those chia seeds drinks, it's practically the same
 FITorion: like... bobba... which I also don't care for
 Saintnex: If it was a fruity boba, I probably would try
 PawssumFable: I like chia drinnks
 KevinTheShark: Carbonated boba is pretty good tbh. Ive done it
 RealGamerCow: weights on a rope?
 Lysander_salamander: like a hammer toss
 Ciijay: It's basically like boba, right? Or yeah, aloevera drinks. Or.. there is those sake jelly shots!
CAKHost: I wish I could try the Orbitz. Not Carbonated because I don't like the fizz
midnightcurryjazz: try an aloe drink which just has floating chunks of aloe in it. A+
 JadedCynic: I foresee someone saying "I must go my people need me"
 PawssumFable: But I think about it as a food
 brieandbacon: A round thing for throwing. Discuss.
 Ciijay: Sake jelly shots are carbonated
 Gaz_L: bola!
 JadedCynic: it's a hammer toss
TheAinMAP: 
  mtvcdm: Nunchucks
 JadedCynic: it TRIED to be boba, but failed
 RandomTrivia: Oops
 Lysander_salamander: good try
 Greyah: A classic
 Featherweight_: it was sugar gel with chewy bits
 LordManiMani: 
 control_rig: That looks so promissing
 NimrodXIV: less drop, more throw
 KevinTheShark: High score!
Togaoki: GLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP
  mtvcdm: Good effort
 RevolverRossalot: "Welcome to the highlight reel!*
 BigDaddyBland87: only woulda been better if Ben screamed while throwing
 PawssumFable: Like nobody thinks about gogurt as a beverage, but you don't have to chew it.
 jj_q: @NimrodXIV strike that, reverse it
 accountmadeforants: Wikipedia claims Orbitz wasn't carbonated, for whatever that's worth
 Lysander_salamander: I like this game's music
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I am having to do the grim task of bills when my hours have been more than halved with no possible solution on the horizon when I already wasn't making cost of living
 brieandbacon: Glurp does semaphore
  TXC2: good enough
 LordManiMani: "Shorten your limbs, Sir.  It's the greatest day."
 YareNiDaze: Glurp does Swan Lake
  mtvcdm: This object has no bounce
 niccus: it was apparently gelatin
  TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig  oof, sorry to hear that 
 KevinTheShark: Like badly make jello
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Just unflavored gelatin
Jack Fletcher: Golf clap.
Jack Fletcher: Well done G.
Togaoki: Statyistically this can only get better... right? I didn't take high-end mathematics in college
 MrQBear: It was like a very soft tapioca pearl, like overcooked, but in the thick syrup from canned fruit.
TheGuri42: what a player cam lmao
 Stormgod519: nice
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 Didero: nice on
 Mazrae: Good on, good on
CAKHost: I'd assume you can just swallow the pearls? They're pretty small
 control_rig: That grunt was amazing
 control_rig: Uuugh!
 Azralorne: Personally I would like to bring back those glass containered sobe drinks
TheAinMAP: Whoa!
 RandomTrivia: Nice
 PawssumFable: NICE
 BorgarWithAShotgun: clap
 JadedCynic: yeah, gelatin
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/BlueEndearingChickpeaSquadGoals-oyP7aKOC-fvGNQMK
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 Thanks, the moment of horrible realization of "which bills punish me the least for being over a week late"
 Lysander_salamander: like jello?
 control_rig: Could but shouldn't
 Sunidesus: that sounds vile texture-wise
 YareNiDaze: Could and should are different words.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Canned fruit??????
 Koshindan: Lrrbit
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's so bad
 Lysander_salamander: but should you?
 Gaz_L: could, but SHOULD you
TheAinMAP: could
 James_the_Dabbler: what is this???
glitched_goddess: I liked josta and surge
 Stephonee: Iron Stomach Challenge returns
 control_rig: Unless that's a Futt bit
 brieandbacon: "We have the technology, we can rebuild it"
 pn55: You COULD, but SHOULD you?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Canned fruit syrup is so bad
 HorusFive: They were so concerned with whether they could.......
 Niahlah: Return of the Iron Stomach Challenge!!!
 finestotter: Oat Pilk?
jillpole: i just remember orbitz being extremely underwhelming
  Juliamon: Azralorne I agree fully
 PawssumFable: Lactose is a sugar from milk, not milk
 niccus: tinker tailor solder fry, ian plays god and makes orbitz
 L0rdX33n: I watched the smoothie challenge on watchalong yesterday. You have drunk worse
 Azralorne: I'm glad you understand Juliamon
CAKHost: (in Orbitz. Not Boba, I think? Unless some can just swallow those pearls just fine)
 NoxStryx: Coming up on LoadingReadyLive, "Will it Orbitz"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @pn55 Should they have wrapped a cucumber in ham and have Beej eat it on live when he hates it? Or packed good sushi/sashimi with Heather amounts of wasabi?
 Heckhoundbolt: I tend to forget Ian has a day job
 JadedCynic: here's the fun part - the 'pearls' would stay still even when you shook the bottle - wanna know why?
  Juliamon: I have fond memories of the pina colada Sobe
UtilityPunk: Maing bootleg orbit from fruit cups, tapioca pearls, and a carbonator
 JadedCynic: "it was twofold: First, the balls had a nearly equal density to the surrounding liquid, allowing them to seemingly defy gravity; and second, they were kept in place by a substance called Gellan Gum, which mimicked the connective abilities of a spider web. "
 RandomTrivia: Wel
 Stormgod519: LOL
 RandomTrivia: *welp
  TXC2: 
 N2Osferatu: @L0rdX33n I still use the quote "like foul dirt that was cursed by a witch" on occasion 
 Azralorne: @juliamon mine was the pink one with a very generic name 😂 I think it might have been strawberry?
  mtvcdm: DNF
 JadedCynic: but does anyone here remember Clearly Canadian brand bottled water?
CAKHost: Ah it is an Alien!
 control_rig: Ben that is 100% not true, there are 1.18 meters that could be worse
Kevin Leung: the power of the sun... in the palm of my hand
 butt_ghost: >bonk<
  Juliamon: JadedCynic It STILL EXISTS
  TXC2: PawssumFable  they are limbs at least
 Stormgod519: NICE!
 RandomTrivia: 
 Stormgod519: get rekt Ben!
 Azralorne: Yeah! I can get clearly Canadian at my Costco now 😂😂
 RandomTrivia: Just slot it in there#
 PawssumFable: They're so JIGGLY for legs
TheAinMAP: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PawssumFable Technically? Yes. Instinctively? No
 Tiber727: It's like bidding $2.
 JadedCynic: @Juliamon yeah, and that company was the brainchild behind Orbitz; they managed to survive their mistake, but...
 PawssumFable: @Thefluffiestguineapig  I agree
 BorgarWithAShotgun: @PawssumFable No, they are arms.
 PawssumFable: Nono, I can see the arms...
glitched_goddess: clearly Canadian actually got revived
 RandomTrivia: Windmill it out!
  mtvcdm: This is all about rhythm
 PawssumFable: I meant the tiny red danglies
 CaptainSpam: Oh god, Uniracers.  Great game.  Shame about it being pulled from shelves...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YEET
 Stormgod519: oof
 Didero: So this is a rhythm game?
  TXC2: Didero  always has been
 Didero: @TXC2 Somebody alert the Cafe
 RandomTrivia: Graham staying low and using long strides
TheAinMAP: So this sponsor implies the bodies were squeezed and juice came out?  What happened to the juice?
 Lysander_salamander: does the lemon shape make the characters more aerodynamic?
 RandomTrivia: SCAMMED
 ElektroTal: @TheAinMAP what do you think is in the glurp
 patbaer: Glurped
 BigDaddyBland87: my planet needs me
  TXC2: Lysander_salamander  means they can't roll well
 MrQBear: @TheAinMAP Glurp.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That was amazing
 BorgarWithAShotgun: nearly 120km/h there, Graham
 ClodiumSoride: @Lysander_salamander it prevents them from being able to roll (by tucking their arms up)
 KevinTheShark: I need a cup of that mans Glurp
 red_shoes_jeff: GRA 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BigDaddyBland87 "This is your planet" "Yes, it needs me to leave"
  mtvcdm: Graham has this easily.
 JadedCynic: But my point is, the people behind Clearly Canadian were also the ones who thought we wanted Orbitz (it's likely there's a different C-suite with the current company tho)
 PawssumFable: lol
 accountmadeforants: Gas gas glurp, I'm gonna step on the glurp
 PawssumFable: I used to love Clarly Canadianas a kid
 PawssumFable: Clearly*
 brieandbacon: Beej's none-chuck performance?
 ElektroTal: glurpsterbation is prohibited
 PawssumFable: I'm lagging super bad
 RandomTrivia: Smooth, clean
Piecrust9: Clean 2nd
  Juliamon: I never actually have had Clearly Canadian. I wanted to try it as a kid but I only got to have one mass market sugary drink a month and I usually went with Sobe instead because there was more liquid in the bottle
 PawssumFable: It isn't as good now
 CaptainSpam: I do remember the summer where Orbitz existed.  It was... odd.  A novelty, to be sure.  Not terrible by far, but definitely understandable that it wouldn't last.
  mtvcdm: And away!
 PawssumFable: It's making a comeback
 Gascitygaming: did you know they still make "Chubby" soda?
 Blip2004: Safeway started selling it again. its too expensive for what it is
 butt_ghost: still for sale
 DigitalSeahorse: I remember Orbitz tasting like pear
 BigDaddyBland87: goodbye
EvilBadman: what is a leeder peach 
 PawssumFable: I used to get blackberry
Piecrust9: What an exit
glitched_goddess: I’ve been oddly craving those 90s shark gummies recently
 JadedCynic: I mean, Clearly Canadian isn't gone completely - they managed to survive their 'too ahead of its time' ness with Orbitz and held on
 baltimore_667083: ross chastain
 PawssumFable: And the blackberry flavore isn't great now
 RandomTrivia: That seems expensive
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @glitched_goddess The idea/memory of them or the reality?
 Fenrir_Azazel: ross chastain at martinsville
 BigDaddyBland87: gamer strats right there
 baltimore_667083: i remember that well
 Bruceski: "That was brilliant, we're now banning it."
JDMan94: Annnnd it's now banned
 RandomTrivia: Good recovery
 DeM0nFiRe: Ross Chastain with the Hail Melon. They did ban it after that lol
 Lysander_salamander: love when errata happens
 Bruceski: Safety issue
JDMan94: Oh it was banned almost immediately lmao
 Heckhoundbolt: yup
glitched_goddess: @thefluffiestguineapig I really liked them so the memory of them lol.
 Dumori: History of NASCar there tbh
  mtvcdm: Yep
 baltimore_667083: he comes from a family of melon farmers so...
Stratavarius: Yeah, they basically went "That was cool, but never again"
 butt_ghost: longleggies, out now in theatres
 DeM0nFiRe: Yeah Ross Chastain like grew up on a watermelon farm so every time he wins he smashes a watermelon lol
 wjmck: there's only one race... the human race... WHAT ABOUT NASCAR
 Cinominn: there are a shockingly large amount of rules in nascar
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @brieandbacon Yup, otherwise there would be more solid state fuel engines 
UtilityPunk: Nascar on rails 
 baltimore_667083: @Cinominn try telling that to smokey yunick
Jethrain: and then it just starts spinnning up in the other direction
  TXC2: NASCAR used to prohibit the use of Carburettors
 Lysander_salamander: I like seeing rule-changes for older games and I have to dig back to see what weird bit of loopholing happened to cause that
 Stormgod519: SWOL!
Jethrain: "gamma whey" is upsetting
JDMan94: I mean, anything involving machinery moving that fast needs rules 
InvadedOath: Just got in from the England West Indies game and so pleased to have this on
 NelJanDik: Well, he is the reason for the number of rules @baltimore_667083
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh yeah Brother!!
 KevinTheShark: Hell Yeahh Brotherrrrrrr
CAKHost: Has Adam seen the beefy Kiwi Arms from earlier?
 DrakoniteDev: IIRC they wanted to DQ him from the race but couldn't find a rule to do it under
 baltimore_667083: "the rulebook will decide your fate." "I AM the rulebook."
  TXC2: how Much Tren do you think this alien is on?
 cobalturge: !quote Graham
  LRRbot: Quote #724: "Ohhhhh fudge-ems..." —Graham [2015-09-23]
 northos: JORDYNNE
 jchinnock: arms like hotdogs left too long on the 711 rollers
 RandomTrivia: Ben! 
 Sunidesus: Hey! No dissing grabbers! Us short people need them
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 None, allegedly it's all Gamma wheat
  Rogue 7: Anchor Arms!
 RandomTrivia: This is scraping the wall
 Stormgod519: WINDMILL!
 BorgarWithAShotgun: BALL SMAAAASH
Pteraspidomorphi: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sunidesus Honestly tho
  TXC2: the bigger problem for muscular people is sleep apnoea
Piecrust9: ROBBED
 cobalturge: !quote Ben
  LRRbot: Quote #8296: "I'm a mummy's boy." —Bengineering [2022-10-26]
 NorthstarTex: there was a bit of burnout there
  mtvcdm: Posing muscles and strength muscles are not the same muscles
 RandomTrivia: WOAH
 RandomTrivia: THE FOUR OF
  TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig  is that what they are calling it now
 apitol: come on and
Piecrust9: Matt technique!
TheAinMAP: 
 Stormgod519: actively gaming!
 KevinTheShark: Wow. Game over.
 wizzo1138: Clearly Matt's already used to being ripped
 brieandbacon: Ben suddenly becoming the British, at any sport they invent
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 RandomTrivia:  
 NonUniqueGuy: Fitting number
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Get to the targets!
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
 RandomTrivia: Oof, but also WOW
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahaha
  mtvcdm: Well we know the strat now
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's hilarious and true
  TXC2: that really stings after the Euros 
 KevinTheShark: As the British, I wholeheartedly support our new Ben
 accountmadeforants: Basketball hasn't been the same they figured out that they can stack hoops
 Frizzlenill: the proper comeback is, "yeah, and Hydrox invented the sandwich cookie."
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
  mtvcdm: So when does it come home?
 RandomTrivia: Firmly grasp your ball 
 Heckhoundbolt: fosberry flop of this event
 Gaz_L: firmly grasp it
 RandomTrivia: Then check it for lumps
LesBeauxPlastiques: awh yiss glurp
Gnomechef: lowest score wins right?
 Simonark: In all fairness, Britain’s invention of cricket did reach its final form in Andy Zaltzman. He doesn’t play, he knows how good everyone else is.
  TXC2: mtvcdm  when we can win a game before the 90th minute 
 HorusFive: the hybrid
 brieandbacon: @mtvcdm When we ask the Women's team
  mtvcdm: Nice on
  TXC2: brieandbacon  good point
OVERKiLL!: Triple Lindy?
 Leonhart321: Friendship wins
 SolarBlitz1: The DPad was how to taunt I believe?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Simonark TRUE, also the Bugle and News Quiz are great
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh man
 SymphonySolstice: nooo I missed glurpin time
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 Stormgod519: is jackbox on the agenda? i was away when you listed the games
 KevinTheShark: I would like to point out that even at the bottom, like the olympics you are still the best in your categories.
 TehAmelie: standing up? that's a bold strategy, Cotton
 RealGamerCow: oh this madness
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I am so excited to see increased weirdness of the Wario Move it
 RealGamerCow: love it
 Simonark: @thefluffiestguineapig And he’s going to be so wonderfully rubbish on Taskmaster
 RandomTrivia: Wario?! Where?!
 BusTed: the deep lore
 Lysander_salamander: Waaa wio ware
 HorusFive: Warios, like Doomguy just not listening to the lore at all
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 InfinityToPlanck: Drink More Glurp was a great time as always
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Simonark I'm excited to hear him complain about it because I'm in the US and can't get taskmaster for free
 BorgarWithAShotgun: Long ago a mysterious duty entrusted mysterious stones to... WARIO WARE!!!!!
  TXC2: !quote wario
  LRRbot: Quote #6676: "Wah! Nintendo is real!" —Wario [2020-01-06]
 butt_ghost: je mapelle warius
 spethycakes: it's-a me! wario!
 Pywodwagon: but my immersion
  Sarah_Serinde: Hey chat if you're enjoying this nonsense, consider giving that subathon counter a boost
 PixelArtDragon: Oh no! Light fixtures! The professionality!
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 Simonark: @thefluffiestguineapig So am I and you absolutely can, it gets put up on YouTube for free the next day.
 pn55: I forget how tall Jordynne is sometimes.
 RandomTrivia: I love seeing the occasional light fixture in-shot - it reminds people that a lot of work happens off camera that they never see
  TXC2: everyone in LRR is tall it seems
 Lysander_salamander: yay lefthands
 djalternative: lefties represent
 PixelArtDragon: Time to social distance
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Simonark Oh I'm excited now!!!!! Thanks!! I don't have any friends into Taskmaster so I have to try to figure it out myself and I'm getting my RVT certs so the energy is not all there
 Lysander_salamander: the blood circle
 accountmadeforants: Ashley going "Ashley..." still gives me life
 Thefluffiestguineapig: If people need breaks isn't the story mode 2 player?
 Frizzlenill: I'm sorry WHAT did that warioware character just yell??? "Come to Christ"????
 Joy_Stix_DragQueen: Jordynne???
 butt_ghost: JORDYNNE
 Thefluffiestguineapig: They ended up doing that during the CTS of this so people could sit the hell down and breathe
 BusTed: @Frizzlenill possibly Doctor Crygore
 Simonark: @thefluffiestguineapig Just look up the official channel, it has the whole back catalogue for free, legitimately
 Stephonee: the best yoga
CAKHost: Oh no Sqauts! D:
CAKHost: Squat? Huh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Simonark Honestly the BBC is a good institution and the fact they even proposed privatizing it is beyond a travesty
 Thefluffiestguineapig: But anyways
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean, they kind of are
joiner2468: Warioware, Move it!!
 RealGamerCow: This is red light/green light right?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @joiner2468 There's also a whole CTS episode of it from a while ago and it's great
 Lysander_salamander: oh it's like redlight greenlight?
 Heckhoundbolt: welcome back to all my homies hate Percious
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, it didn't let you do the minigame
  TXC2: using a telescope against medusa seems like a bad idea to me
Ugh_Sunlight: I have questions about this and I feel like I need an adult???
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Bro
 Didero: @Ugh_Sunlight That's WarioWare for ya 
 Lysander_salamander: wow
 RandomTrivia: The timing window on "freeze" seems VERY tight
Stratavarius: That one was rough
 Barb4rian: That seems impossible lol
 bytecaster: Oooh, is this a squid game tie in game 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This doesn't seem terribly fair
 KiaStirling: redlight greenlight hard mode
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @KiaStirling Redlight greenlight as designed by Jigsaw
  mtvcdm: This is totally fair if you're Medusa
 Philocalist: Mommy Medusa but to the tune of Baby Beluga
 RandomTrivia: Oh no!
 Carlioo: 
 Stormgod519: lol
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
 Stephonee: So glad Cori was in front of the couch
  TXC2: wow this game is some bullshit 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That is a hell of a core workout
  mtvcdm: Oh this is some bullshit
 RandomTrivia: BAHAHAHAHA
 Stormgod519: Catch Goalie!
 DentedPockets: One way to score a goal, I guess
 RandomTrivia: *BOMF*
 unrivaledaesthetic: that's totatlly the english va for the evil mothman
 DanTheMediocre: yup that's school football all over again
 bytecaster: food, not football
 Stormgod519: ya hungry ben?
 CaptainSpam: Mmm, football.
 DanTheMediocre: Pass! Im free! (shoots at goalie, loses)
 RandomTrivia: 
 RandomTrivia: Let's GOOO
  mtvcdm: Slow but steady
  TXC2: come on ben!
 RandomTrivia: That was RUDE
 Thefluffiestguineapig: If it makes you freeze in squat that's rude
 Stormgod519: NICE!
 RandomTrivia:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: BRO
 SnackPak_: 
 Lysander_salamander: yay
 Didero: https://clips.twitch.tv/PerfectPlausibleNoodleDerp-3yQ959akrvYbOUFU
  TXC2:   
 pn55: 
 IanAllenBird: hell yeah
  mtvcdm: Got there!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Let's go!!!
TheAinMAP: 
 Barb4rian:  
 ylegm: Is that the first time that's been beaten?
 Heckhoundbolt: PIZZA
 accountmadeforants: Achievable!
 DanTheMediocre: I think so
 Saintnex:   
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NojhLivic: Good Treasure?
 baskwalla: Now I want pizza
 BorgarWithAShotgun: !badadvice
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 pn55: #ThankJames
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup, the evil woman who objected to being raped by a god so he dragged her into a virgin goddess's temple and Athena punished her for the temerity of almost being raped and asking for protection
 L0rdX33n: Greeks were weird
 Heckhoundbolt: I just noticed the knight model holds the sword in which ever hand you arr
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Who is what color?
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  TXC2: red_shoes_jeff  
MechaNoelle:  
MechaNoelle:      
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @L0rdX33n Also intensely sexist but I will say them having fallible gods is better than the whole "God never makes mistakes thing"
 PawssumFable: I thought Athena had beef with her because she was too pretty or something
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @red_shoes_jeff  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: For real are you supposed to just lose the minigame if it makes you freeze during it?
  TXC2: PawssumFable  that's the kind of shit Hera would punish for
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: This game looks so un fun, it even interrupts the mini games?
Artificer_Evan: which game is this?
 Carlioo: @Thefluffiestguineapig no, it freezes the minigame too
 micalovits: Catfishing eh?
 Heckhoundbolt: this is going well
 TehAmelie: "get back in there, tear"
 RandomTrivia: Oh there's an audio cue at least, didn't realise that
  Khalahd: Not crying during this game seems tough
TheAinMAP: 
  TXC2: there's no crying in Wario ware
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PawssumFable No, that's a medieval retelling. The oldest versions are Poseidon wanted to have sex with Medusa, Medusa objected and ran to the temple of Athena for protection, but he caught her and raped her in the temple so Athena got mad at Medusa
  Sarah_Serinde: @Thefluffiestguineapig I don't think this is the place to get into those details
 PawssumFable: Oh, dang
  mtvcdm: Cori getting there
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Many medieval retellings made it weird morality tales about the woman being wrong/too pretty/slutty/proud
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sarah_Serinde Yeah, my bad, sorry
 PawssumFable: We are kinda hitting the r word pretty hard
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, so is it Beej vs Cori now?
  TXC2: lot of botty action this game
 invalidCards: Yea
  Texan_Reverend: Thanks, @Thefluffiestguineapig
 PawssumFable: Anyway. Thank you guys for making me aware of the hail melon, that shit was amazing
  TXC2: *booty
Piecrust9: LETS GO CORI
 Stormgod519: WELL DONE!
 RandomTrivia: 
 spethycakes: 
  TXC2:   
 TehAmelie: intense
  mtvcdm: Cori!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Um, wait, you built a sentient snowman with your butt?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Did I see that game right?
 PawssumFable: I'm not into racing, but watching all the camera angles is jaw dropping
 RandomTrivia: @Thefluffiestguineapig Don't you? 
 Didero: How else would you build a sentient snowman?
Witchy_Diana: stream category is set to "Drink More Glurp?"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Didero Makes the whole story of Frosty different 
 TehAmelie: what is that clock?
  mtvcdm: Yes. Listen to.... *this* doctor
  TXC2: Didero  you magic sister makes one?
Pteraspidomorphi: Ooo I love raisins
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 Didero: @TXC2 I only have brothers so I had to improvise
Kilo: YOOOO! I love this game!
Kilo: I watched their original vod of it like 5 times 😅😁
 PawssumFable: I have raisins...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That doctor's animation is unsettling
 PawssumFable: Snack time
 beowuuf: cannibal: the musical song now in my head
 TehAmelie: i think the clock has 32 marks
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Especially the fact his jaw can be a significantly different angle/direction to his head
  TXC2: Doctor is oddly Psychonaughts to me
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 Actually yeah, big Milkman vibes
 PawssumFable: @TXC2 Nah, that's absolutely the vibe
 Mr_Horrible: "While opening your mouth, hit" IDK if that's allowed on twitch, game
 TehAmelie: guess this is a planet with 64 hour days
Piecrust9: I don't think Jordynne was holding that one the way it wanted
 Therberus: BEEJ
fungal_bird: Oh, the Doctor is Canadian
  mtvcdm: I love the mini game itself is only worth one compared to all the votes
TheTekkieman: They definitely made this doctor a bit less creepy.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: How are you supposed to do that game that fast?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ummmmmmm
 Mr_Horrible: teamwork dreamwork etc
  TXC2: Squatting and jumping = burpies ?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I do like that some of these games reward teamwork as opposed to Mario Party
 Therberus: Wide-STANCE
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 Or is it you alternate with your partner?
 RandomTrivia: You marched too well!
  TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig  I've never had a partner 
 PawssumFable: :[
 BusTed: :V
 CaptainSpam: The art direction of "every direction at once"?
Pteraspidomorphi: 
KinkerbellRose: MATT
 Therberus: MATHIEW
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 Me neither, apparently I don't manage my hyperfixations well enough for the kind of people who think I would be good to date 
 Mr_Horrible: I really need a clip of the announcer saying "Big Cheese"
 Mr_Horrible: it's just so matter of fact
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @CaptainSpam Art direction when asked for clarification: Yes
 TehAmelie: Mario Coppola
  mtvcdm: Marco
 butt_ghost: The Godfather, directed by Francis Marcopolo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That is indeed a very specific notion to get those thumbs up
  mtvcdm: Kitty
 Mr_Horrible: she's not wrong
 Therberus: Ppppp-ick up a penguin
  TXC2: Therberus  yes!
 lochnessseammonster: mark opolo, my favourite hulk
  mtvcdm: Wrecked
 Mr_Horrible: I think the doc is actively trying to sabotage some of our contestants
 Mr_Horrible: they must be an American health care worker
 northos: don't ask difficult questions Graham
 Mr_Horrible: if we told you we'd have to take you away, Graham
 Carlioo: "what the fuck was that" - wario ware in a nutschell
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible I mean, that is just healthcare for people assigned female at birth
 PawssumFable: Sigh
 Therberus: @TXC2 DiCaprio PointingAtTV.gif
TristalMTG: Come on Graham, you remember Haniwa from Final Fantasy Legend 2.
 AugmentingPath: oh, yep, that's a haniwa
 Mr_Horrible: @Thefluffiestguineapig also very true 
 PawssumFable: Ask for help Beej
TristalMTG: whoever wins is whoever is worst at giving everyone else thumbs up
 PawssumFable: There are so many gymbros who would LOVE to show you things
Piecrust9: Literally you could fail every minigame but if your friends shake really hard you win
Alex_Frostfire: @TristalMTG Honestly, kinda this.
TristalMTG: I mean, this is whose line rules anyway
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: !sir
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 AquariumPrime: Wait this is Drink more Glurp?
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 RandomTrivia: Ben saved the world! 
 Stormgod519: !advice
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 Laserbeaks_Fury: Badger Badger Badger
  TXC2: jackulhaups  
WardsarTheWriter: Alternate ending for Majora's mask.
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 AquariumPrime: @northos that makes sense, I was very confused
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 Laserbeaks_Fury: I totally read that as "Poop!"
Halinn: !next
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  TXC2: I have no strong feelings one way or the other
 SkylerRingtail: Louis!
 northos: Olimar and Cooler Olimar
 Heckhoundbolt: Louie
 eshplode: Olimar and Luigi
trebuchetboy: Alf
 CaptainSpam: Olimar and Always Hungry Olimar.
  TXC2: wow what a reference
 ThorSokar: Fastest Glass Joe possible!
 jamesinor: Olimar and Ramilo
 50keyz:  d
 GazzyInferno: men's romance
 KV1NN4: Double Man
 gnyrinn: A man's romance
 LPS_97: if I remember, for that pose you only need to move the wrists, not the whole arm
 KV1NN4: 's Romance
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 KV1NN4: waht!
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JinaMahavira: You didn't tech the throw
 PawssumFable: what
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 lochnessseammonster: 
 Didero: It's WarioWare, it's always tilting 
haberley: evening everyone 
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Lore Accurate Shinespark Difficulty
 RandomTrivia: 
  TXC2: Defult the two sweetest words
 RevolverRossalot: Luigi wins by doing nothing!
 Catcard: aptly named game mode
  TXC2: JAZZ HANDS!
 Mr_Horrible: "Who's to blame?"
 Mr_Horrible: tfw you see "Earhole" and "Nostril" teams and can't honestly tell if WarioWare or the players came up with them
 RandomTrivia: The sync!
ImmortalLen: it's gman
 Mr_Horrible: the kaiju don't stand a chance
 AquariumPrime: clearly it was Ian
Alex_Frostfire: (Joycon) Drift compatible!
 Seth_Erickson: pilot the yaegerr Coham
TheAinMAP: 
insanecat6mtg: Hello everyone!
 incslayer: Lorna?
 Mr_Horrible: think of all the happy bees
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 Mr_Horrible:  uuugh 
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  TXC2: breadisbest1  
 A_Dub888: guess we know who even lifts
 Mr_Horrible: Mega Man 5 lookin ass boss
 Mr_Horrible: "Lovestruck" "Destroy!"
 Mr_Horrible: cormorant minigame?
heartofgoldfish: that's that thing Graham went to on the vlog!
  TXC2: Squats are good for your poops though
 A_Dub888: crammorant fishing?
 ttandmore: !subathon
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 AquariumPrime: did they play smash bro's?
 RandomTrivia: BAHAHAHAHAH
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Squats are good for many things but it doesn't mean they are fun to do
  TXC2: AquariumPrime  no
  Texan_Reverend: !prime
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 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/RealFunWatercressAllenHuhu-DlVF9Fgas7xG1HeA
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is some Blue man group style dancing
 RandomTrivia: Well, it's Rhythm Tuesday somewhere
 Astramentha:   
  TXC2: funky
flam_hur:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This has accuracy ratings?
 N2Osferatu: Real going to the---yea that Graham
 Mr_Horrible: so-called free thinkers when the calisthenics class starts 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also is your head on fire based on how well you're doing
 geckoinasuit: big store energy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Honestly this whole minigame has big Going to the Store energy
 DanTheMediocre: this game just really feels like that weird squid game animation for some reason
flam_hur: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: If you want to fight Heather for that Ben, go for it
 BusTed: 
 RandomTrivia: Bahahahaha
 MehallD: ahahah
 TallynNyntyg: XD
 Mr_Horrible: owned owned owned owned
 invickthus: absolutely brutal
 RevolverRossalot: Hoo bis!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
CAKHost: Going to the store! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRZ2Sh5-XuM
 L0rdX33n: that’s some bs
 Heckhoundbolt: rude
 QuixoticScrivener: it's the bull game all over again
 MehallD: get fucking shreked
 Bearudite: got hit by the bull
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 RevolverRossalot: 
 bubba0077: this is why roll-and-move is frowned upon
 slickslickman: i like how Nintendo made a board game with more BS than mario party
heartofgoldfish: Wait a second, this is just Ring Fit!
 invickthus: damn y'all, crushing it.
 BusTed: Such vigor
 JoeKim: it was the spin move
 JoeKim: clearly
 RevolverRossalot: 😐
  TXC2: we going to space!
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 AquariumPrime: oh did they have a pizza party already!?!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben's homeplanet needs him, so he launched himself
 northos: OUR points
 AquariumPrime: as in did they hit that already?
 RandomTrivia: Are there any good squares at all?!
 Heckhoundbolt: WOW
  TXC2: Wario party BS
 maxthefourth: ooooood
 Twilight_Spark: I don't steal your points, I share our points comrade.
  mtvcdm: This game is merciless
 Mr_Horrible: have you tried landing a *good* space, Ben? 
  Texan_Reverend: Those aren't YOUR points, they're OUR points.
CAKHost: I'm pretty sure the Pizza party was a stretch goal?
 A_Dub888:     
  TXC2: I love it  
 RandomTrivia: 
  Texan_Reverend: You can say exactly that, Beej.
 TallynNyntyg: "I'm good with my ass, what can I say?" - Beej, 2024
 the_phantom_game_player: 
 RandomTrivia: Careful not to fall... *behind* 
heartofgoldfish: Drag Butt On Carpet simulator
 JoeKim: graham is the squat king apparently
 TallynNyntyg: "I can drop it low." -Graham, 2024
  TXC2: Graham can drop it low
 darkcyril: Pooping a toilet in the wilderness.
 PawssumFable: @JoeKim He can do three whole squats! 
KeytarCat: The squat pose is rude
 QuixoticScrivener: you ass is the rubber titty
 RandomTrivia: Put it all on green, Beej!
 zerragonoss: They are in pizzagatory
Alex_Frostfire: Just Mario Party.
  Simriel: what we playing now
  mtvcdm: Do you even want to win at this point?
 Joy_Stix_DragQueen: Are these nose hairs???
 SnackPak_: 
DapperKoala2: You know what happens when you assume the form...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @mtvcdm If it involves doing more of this game? No
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Plucking nose hair is something I opt out of doing in real life
 50keyz: YOOOOO
 KV1NN4: ewwwwww
 Thefluffiestguineapig: By a hair 
 50keyz: MLG - the G stands for Graham
 Creature_Comforts: Graham by a hair 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH
  Reach: Wario Ware: Move It.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's the tech
 A_Dub888: we knew that already 
 PhoenixMelior: Go Cori go!
 Simonark: Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?
Alex_Frostfire: What is this indoor minigolf looking level?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: hit one of the new squares that isn't a negative to hit another square where you don't need to suffer the consequences
 JoeKim: the big jump from cori
 JoeKim: good win
 RandomTrivia: Cori with the long glide
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Cori with her normal strats
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Aka power in PvP
  TXC2: it's better then Pandas at least 
 Pywodwagon: Humans destroyed all of their complicated obstacle courses and they could no longer find mates
 JoeKim: i'm learning that cori is good at stabbing
  Texan_Reverend: Cori is quite the professional stabist.
jumping_point subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 8 months!
jumping_point: Do you have a minute...?
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @JoeKim She's friends with Heather, and Heather obviously teaches all their friends
  TXC2: yeap, Beware the Cori
 RandomTrivia: 
 Twilight_Spark: The bull comes for us all.
 RandomTrivia: This game is RUDE
 slickslickman: never pizza
 Pywodwagon: I can hear the bull music
  TXC2: Good Grief
 L0rdX33n: “get fucked” the boardgame
  mtvcdm: You have a microwave in the friend zone you're fine
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 RevolverRossalot: Bullet heaven?
 beowuuf: 
TheAinMAP: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @mtvcdm But that's only if others leave them some pizza
  mtvcdm: Or the kitchen rather
 AdzyandJaneComics: @mtvcdm You need it to play any of the magic Un- sets
 KV1NN4: Mor elike a Bullet Heck?
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: 1000
  TXC2: !holes
  LRRbot: Water go down the hoooooollllle.
FickleMuse: Howdy chat
  TXC2: hello FickleMuse  welcome
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Full on Bullet 
 Genasi_Gaming: i think those are persimmons
RoeDent89: Weebles wobble but they don't fall down
 BusTed: glow up
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bagfullofbees: WOAH
 airylan: more of those strange apples. I'm sure it's nothing.
  TXC2: flapjacksofwar  
 djmikeysaxx: damn he hot
  mtvcdm: Not back to start!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: HOW
 jumping_point: Nice gifts!
enbyKriss: a good looking scalie 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This game goes on forever
enbyKriss: also, this board is meeean
 flapjacksofwar: I am currently full of pizza so I feel the pain Ben must be going through
 RevolverRossalot: Extremely Jackbox writing phase background music
 GazzyInferno: some sort of spin
 GazzyInferno: maybe a schwarma
  Texan_Reverend: I wouldn't know, Matt, but I have to guess yes.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok
 NekomimiNinja: bahah
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh this is good
 RandomTrivia: What the what was that?!
 northos: lol the commentators
 TallynNyntyg: Nice job, Graham.
  TXC2: and away he goes!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's like the quickdraw game on the Let's go switch games
 Seth_Erickson: easy 4 from ben
 AquariumPrime: Graham with the dad reflexes
 RevolverRossalot: *Record scratch* yeah that's me. You might wonder why I haven't moved yet...
RoeDent89: WOW
RoeDent89: F
 jumping_point: Oooof.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: With the harder version where it says all kinds of words like file and fork before fire
 Heckhoundbolt: fuck off
 flapjacksofwar: Poor Ben
 nappitatti: this is game is some real BS
  mtvcdm: This board is brutal
  TXC2: this board is all negative squares
 maxthefourth: yay, communism
 dumbo3k: at least Ben got to keep 5 points xD
 Tiber727: A strange game - the only winning move is not to play.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This game is a bovine with diarrhea levels of BS
 accountmadeforants: This project is what they used to distract all the Mario Party devs
 spicemelonge: It's been a while what exactly are the subathon rules again. How much to keep going?
 QuixoticScrivener: trans rights!
  mtvcdm: The winner is whoever releases everyone to pizza
 AquariumPrime: ben has had one to many curry nights I see
  Texan_Reverend: !subathon
  LRRbot: Sub-a-Thon rules: Prime/standard Tier 1/Gift subs will add 1 minute each to the timer, Tier 2 subs add 2 minutes, and Tier 3 subs add 5 minutes. Bits also can be used: 400 Bits will add 1 minute, and multiples will count (ie. 800 Bits will add 2 minutes), but Power-Up effects like big emotes will NOT count. Youtube contributions unfortunately do not count, but are nevertheless appreciated!
 BusTed: our space, comrade
 IanAllenBird: well
 Heckhoundbolt: this game is the worst
 Mr_Horrible: it keeps happening
 RandomTrivia: Thus rendering the entire dice rolling process meaningless!
  TXC2: COMMUNISM!
 public_key_reveal_party: Ben is a team player
  mtvcdm: That works
 Tangsm: Now that's a square that needs to be in Mario Party.
  mtvcdm: Faster pizza
KeytarCat: But group hug is supposed to put YOU ahead!
RoeDent89: t h r u s t
  TXC2: parry parry parry THRUST!
 flapjacksofwar: 1000
 TallynNyntyg: @KeytarCat Group Hug but Politics but Strictly Worse.
 jumping_point: Btw. who found this game? This is such a fever dream. xD
 mwlsn: TXC2 GOOD!
 RandomTrivia: 
Tom: A true comrade
 BusTed: deuces
 RandomTrivia: 
 flapjacksofwar: Yay
 invalidCards: Pizza time
 Mr_Horrible: just standing *on* the launch pad
  TXC2: the Hero Cori has ended our ordeal
 makeshiftreaper: @jumping_point Warioware is a pretty popular franchise with multiple switch titles
RoeDent89: Where's Wario?
 TallynNyntyg: Every Warioware is a fever dream.
 flapjacksofwar: Through Cori, Ben gets snacks
 jumping_point: Wait, THAT is Warioware?
 chorinas: break time for pizza!
human_pirate: Wario is always a fever dream
 ShaneLeeAtk: Mukbang!
 eshplode: WarioWare has such amazing style
  TXC2: !subathon
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marmalade_pen: uh oh snackies
 AquariumPrime: pizza party!
 samwiser_: Did... did I miss smash bros?
 RandomTrivia: Mukbang time
 BeccaTingles: That was glorious
 Genasi_Gaming: who likes giraffes?
 TallynNyntyg: Actually every Wario game since WL2 is a fever dream.
 DeM0nFiRe: Wait I dont have any pizza :'(
  TXC2: samwiser_  nope
  TXC2: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
 RandomTrivia: Damn, the break means they don't have to share the pizza with us!
 KaleidoscopeMind: now i want pizza
 N2Osferatu: Now we get blurry pizza
 Austere_Squire: graham holding that pizza menacingly
 samwiser_: Thanks @txc2 !
  TXC2: we have played Glurp and Warrio ware
 flapjacksofwar: Now to go feed the cats while the gang is on break
FickleMuse: Mmmm blurry pizza
 hesterbyrde: jordynne's dress is so cute
 jumping_point: @TallynNyntyg I'm glad to hear that... somehow. xD
  mtvcdm: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Oki Oki Fight Club Tournament at Thu 03:00 PM PDT (1:43 from now).
 RandomTrivia: I love how joyous this track is
 RandomTrivia: It's so much fun
 TehAmelie: i just went and got a thing of chicken, sad i missed some stream, but on the other hand i guess i can eat along
 KiaStirling: pizza!!!
Piecrust9: Hi there
 UrielAngelSpy: Joining just I  time for Pizza Break. Are there more party games coming up, or straight to the tournament?
 jumping_point: Btw. Hi chat! ^^ Hope you fabulous people are all doing well!
 TallynNyntyg: @jumping_point Every "powerup" is just a transformation based on getting attacked by an enemy.
 brieandbacon: Matt, stop teasing me in public
 KiaStirling: thanks for the blurry close-up matt
 AquariumPrime: was that a close up matt eating
 FarleyF: can you please feed us some pizza, we have been ever so good
 Wiliart: I ate my pizza as an evening snack yesterday, so can't join in the pizza galore now. 
 BusTed: 
 Catcard: nom nom
 Therberus: Thank you Jords
RoeDent89: Pizza
 FoxBehindTheTree: nom
 MehallD: Thank you Jordynne
 NekomimiNinja: *nom*
 invalidCards: Thanks Jordynne!
XizorArgus: nom nom nom
 MehallD: but I am on a diet
 UrielAngelSpy: Thank you, Jordynne!
Piecrust9: Thank you for the pizza Jordynne!!
 samwiser_: *nom nom*
 FarleyF: thank you jordynne
 KilrenKrae: im eating jimmy johns
 mjiig: Huh, I'd assumed this blur was digital, is the camera focus just really short?
GameSageZB: oh no I have grease in my eye
 jumping_point: @TallynNyntyg I've never played Warioware and up until now have never seen it played on stream.
 invalidCards: I'm eating a banana
momalyd: why wont they let us Muk our Bang???
 Lord_Hosk: awww, who ate my pizza?  Jordynne was trying to share but then it was gone!  someone in chat stole my bite!
offbeatwitch: i also have pizza
 Lex_Peacekeeper: I want pizza T_T
RoeDent89: I have an ice cream cone
XizorArgus: no pizza here, but I do have an iced tea
KeytarCat: i have oatmeal...
 Philocalist: Mmmmm, blurry 'za
 ExachixKitsune: @Lord_Hosk *nomph* thowwy
 invalidCards: If you're reading this, wave to the camera! 
 northos: @invalidCards you can't see it but I waved 
 TehAmelie: i have a chicken leg more than i need, if anyone's willing to settle for that and no pizza
 FarleyF: instructions unclear, waves
 invalidCards: Greatly appreciated 
XizorArgus: dog!
 RandomTrivia: JUNIPER! 
Piecrust9: BABY
 Mazrae: Doggo
 BusTed: ty for juniper
 SnackPak_: Juniper!
 NekomimiNinja: 
 jumping_point: Well, there are 1249 possible culprit here in chat, Lord Hosk. Good luck. xD
 invalidCards: Pubby
RoeDent89: Dog
 djmikeysaxx: puppy!!
 HubbeKing: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Excellent thank you Matt
pyronils80: Hello and good evening! Greetings from good old Germany!   
 Aitsu111: Dooooogggg
 brieandbacon: Good doggo
 Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra : Juniper!!!
WardsarTheWriter: Boop!
 beowuuf:  
 L0rdX33n: 
 Bassios: Boop! That! Snoot!
thegentlepus: Dooog
 James_the_Dabbler: JUNIPER
 UrielAngelSpy: Doggo!!!
Sudobyte gifted a Tier 1 sub to koalkass! They have given 4 Gift Subs in the channel!
  mtvcdm: Doggo!
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 Twilight_Spark: ZreknarF
KeytarCat: They let us boop the snoot!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Juniper!!!
XizorArgus: the snoot boop'd us
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I love greyhounds
  mtvcdm: ! subathon
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 BigDaddyBland87: Switch noises
 RandomTrivia: Switch sounds onstream 
WardsarTheWriter: Switch boops 
  TXC2: beep boop
offbeatwitch: click
 alchemistsavant: The Switch is not beholden to the break rules, it seems.
 BadRoxie: drmagnify thanks for the sub earlier today!
 jumping_point: @pyronils80 Greetings from Germany to Germany, then. ^^ *waves*
kusinohki: My ear holes weren't braced!
 Hansk_and_Boo: Bon appetizza!!💖
 cmdrud87: let's see, 16 more hours, that's like... 2.30 om tomorrow for me
 invalidCards: 16 more hours *for now*
 flapjacksofwar: Im eating these Nutella Biscuits i found and they are real yummy
 brieandbacon: !bgc
  LRRbot: Jimmy Hinson AKA "BigGiantCircles" is a musician whose chiptunes are featured during commercial breaks. His music, including LRR remixes and the soundtrack for Road Quest, is available here: https://biggiantcircles.bandcamp.com/music
 northos: if my math is correct, we're very close to starting to unlock tomorrow's morning show with James
 AquariumPrime: morning show with james!
 invalidCards: Not at the FNPF tomorrow sadly, I've got my own draft to attend to
Snowcookies: oh MoC time
 flapjacksofwar: Lets add 10 minutes to the clock
  Sarah_Serinde: Tomorrow morning we get Kathleen and Jacob too
 KevinTheShark: Do you reckon they bad-mouth us while they're on these breaks while we can't hear them?
flapjacksofwar is gifting 5 Tier 2 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 80 in the channel!
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  TXC2: flapjacksofwar  
KilrenKrae is gifting 1 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 13 in the channel!
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 jumping_point: Awww, flapjacksofwar 
 flapjacksofwar: 
 BeccaTingles: I am so glad I finally got to catch some of this event, this evening has been so fun
 BeccaTingles: My evening, I have no idea what time it is in Canada!
CAKHost: Oh they has pizza! Yay!
 flapjacksofwar: I missed so much of the event cus of work and the need to sleep ;-;
  TXC2: glad to have you here BeccaTingles
  TXC2: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time:  1:24 PM
 BeccaTingles: Handy 
Boomy Toadsmasher: so in my head just now popped the idea of the most cursed cross-over ip, Wario Ware: Bop it!
RoeDent89: 9:24pm here
enbyKriss: Pavlovian response to this music, immediately look over expecting minecraft 
  TXC2: would you believe the problem of time zones has come up before? 
 EternalRoxas: time zones causing issues? never
 ClodiumSoride: @enbyKriss and Serge!
leondebowa is paying forward the Gift they got from jarnatan to the community!
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 flapjacksofwar: Time is an illusion
  TXC2: enbyKriss  I had to fight myself to not proc the !uno command 
 ExachixKitsune: 
  TXC2: leondebowa  
 invalidCards: holy damn!
 jumping_point: Nice gifts, leondebowa 
enbyKriss: @ClodiumSoride Yes 
offbeatwitch: 
CAKHost: Yeah going to the store is still pretty wild
 flapjacksofwar: Good job! 
 JadedCynic: 
 malfnord: Damn skippy, breaking out the upper tier subs
  TXC2: oh snap tier 3 subs
OVERKiLL!: 🍕Yay Pizza Time! Way to go team🍕
 AquariumPrime: So when are we hearing about the tarp budget, and has it increased?
  TXC2: !subathon
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RoeDent89: wb
  TXC2: and we're back
 invalidCards: How was the pizza out of 10? 
 HorusFive: aaaaaaaaa
XizorArgus: wb!
 BusTed: 
 JadedCynic: w/b - I just got back myself 
momalyd: I smell pizza
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey! How was pizza?
  Sarah_Serinde: Good work team
enbyKriss: @TXC2 haha, excellent 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
drawnbinary: nice
CAKHost: Jump LRR-care!
 littleunknownn:  
ztghostie: Dodged 
 spethycakes: 
  Texan_Reverend: !subathon
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 LadyLockwood92: Lovely dress, Jordynne~
  TXC2: bad improv there 
 3schr:  
  Texan_Reverend: !prime
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 MarkovDescendant: OMG The Bloomburrow commander deck reveals were amazing. So cool seeing the new art on Farseek, Explore, etc. Hands down best set of the year.
RoeDent89: 600k bits hype
 BusTed: gotta diddle the numbers
CAKHost: Sub-a-Thon: Put Pizza in Beej's Mouth
cheetoJack subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 99 months!
 cheetoJack: Wow that's close to a fun number
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sparrowhawksilver subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 26 months!
 sparrowhawksilver: kinda lucky that my prime expired today
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 invalidCards: If you're watching this on YouTube, hi YouTube!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Da bits
 3schr: @MarkovDescendant I haven't looked yet. Is there a Furzerker of some kind?
 e_bloc: last stream started at 17 hrs, now at 16:38 for a net of 22 minutes lots
Patorik: So no outdoor segments?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We're trying our best
arbenilb subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 23 months!
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34 raiders from unarmedoracle have joined!
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to enbyKriss! 
 3schr: @Patorik In the Canadian summer?
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, enbyKriss! (Today's storm count: 344)
 BadRoxie: outdoor? in July??
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Welcome raiders!
 MarkovDescendant: @3schr Eldraine Garruk as a bear but not really.
  Sarah_Serinde: Hey Cameron, welcome raiders!
 jumping_point: Oh hey raiders!
 ClodiumSoride: welcome Cameron raiders!
 Aitsu111: Hi Cam
 ExachixKitsune:     Welcome unarmedoracle Raiders!  
hotgreenflames subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 32 months!
 hotgreenflames: Woot Woooot!
 baltimore_667083: hello raiders!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, hotgreenflames! (Today's storm count: 345)
CAKHost: Cameron Raid! Hi raiders!
  TXC2: hello riaders
 vinewood_og: Wooo
  Sarah_Serinde: I believe at least some of those subs were tier 2 as well
patrick_stonecrusher: Ian's gonna throw the pork belly into the sea
 unarmedoracle: we prefer The Cammune
RoeDent89: Oof
 enbyKriss: @AnAnonymousGifter Thanks for the gift sub!  
 flapjacksofwar: Part of me wants to see the sub continue to the end, another wants them to have a good nap before the PPR
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Cammune is very good
 jumping_point: Good evening Cameron and raiders!
Pink_Haired_Viking subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 10 months!
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 HorusFive: Unarmored Oraculars
CAKHost: Cammune Ooo
 vinewood_og: Unarmed Acolytes?
Piecrust9: Camelot?
GirlPainting: we are an anarchistic, syndicalistic commune
RoeDent89: Let's go racing!
 Camthelion: Mario Cario
CAKHost: Marby?
 samwiser_: Ooooo which one? My kids and I have been completing all of 8
 HorusFive: One is the Go button.  You don't even need the other button don't worry about it
patrick_stonecrusher: Technically there's a brake, but.....
 flapjacksofwar: Ablative Acolytes
Therberus: one is the mario button, the other one is the kart button
 baltimore_667083: Lonk!
 BadRoxie: I’ve only played on the Wii with the steering wheel accessory and I love embarrassing myself at parties with that information
 ExachixKitsune: Some of these aren't marios
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Who the hell is Ludwig?
 samwiser_: If you want to drift into blue you need to turn off course correction
  mtvcdm: I believe Graham has said if we don't hit cap Ian will toss his slow cooked thing into the sea (he will not actually do this)
 DeM0nFiRe: 5000
haberley: @Thefluffiestguineapig bowser's kid
 N2Osferatu: Put Waluigig in Mario Kart, you cow- oh. Nevermind.
 slickslickman: true, theres a few missing characters, which means theres like 50 missing levels
  TXC2: DeM0nFiRe  
 invalidCards: 3008 I had 8 bits left over and I'm willing to buy another 3000 for the cause!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @haberley Isn't Bowser Jr the kid? Or is it just alternate Bowser Jr's
 bjergmann101: Is this the one with an actual Mercedes?
GirlPainting: 40k chaos bike ^^
 N2Osferatu: brrrrrrr ciao!
  Seabats: if you use the standard bike ur a cop
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Master cycle is very good
haberley: @Thefluffiestguineapig in super mario world, he has 8 kids
 Heckhoundbolt: sadly, they lack the Mercedes
 samwiser_: If your cart has a little radio antenna sticking out the back you will be glued to the course and can't get into the third drift teir... if that matters
  TXC2: and just like that we're back over 17 hours
 Ormmannen: @Thefluffiestguineapig In current lore he only have one.
 BigDaddyBland87: it is...I have deluxe and absolutely have the Mercedes
RoeDent89: What did you call me?
 Mr_Horrible: "Don't you want these sumptuous new tracks, Ben?"
 baltimore_667083: @BigDaddyBland87 so do i
 ckupf: @TXC2 and just like that we're back under 18 hours
 KiaStirling: 100 100 100 100
 ckupf: 17*
 baltimore_667083: honestly im surprised theyve never done anything with toyota
 flapjacksofwar: Nintendo needs your GP
 Zaneysed: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Oki Oki Fight Club Tournament at Thu 03:00 PM PDT (1:27 from now).
 ylegm: autosteering is the worst
  TXC2: malfnord  unless the police
 OmnipotentTrevor: I've always preferred Crash Team Racing to Mario Kart.
  mtvcdm: Have you spent more money yet? Consider spending more money!
 bjergmann101: @BigDaddyBland87 Still weirds me out that they sponsor this
 jumping_point: @OmnipotentTrevor based. xD
KV1NN4 is gifting 1 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 2 in the channel!
KV1NN4 gifted a Tier 1 sub to Spar7aNWolf!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gift, KV1NN4! Welcome to Spar7aNWolf! (Today's storm count: 347)
 atinyspacemarine: Have we gotten enough gift subs that the whole chat is now subbed?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Assist? Or motion contols? For the antenae
 TheNerdWonder: this is NOT warioware
  TXC2: OmnipotentTrevor  yes!
haberley: @atinyspacemarine not everyone 
 Strebenherz: OH heck yeah.  are we just now starting mario karting?
 RealGamerCow: Rosalina shot from 11th to 2nd real fast
 jumping_point: KV1NN4  ! Nice gift!
  TXC2: I may have to send my Copy of Crash team racing to LRR to get them to play it
TehAmelie is gifting 3 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 8 in the channel!
TehAmelie gifted a Tier 1 sub to jareel99!
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TehAmelie gifted a Tier 1 sub to rin_the_kat!
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  TXC2: TehAmelie  
Grumpingtoon: Everyone can individually toggle driver assist, auto throttle (always presses A so you only have to brake), and tilt steering. You can do it in the cart select or just in the pause menu during a race
 TehAmelie: oh right, i got money today
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TXC2 YES, oh that game is goated
 jumping_point: Nice, TehAmelie! 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !greedorhubris
 saucemaster5000: @TehAmelie This is a stick-up
 TehAmelie: you're not scaring me copper
Grumpingtoon: Driver assist=bumper bowling, it doesn’t let you go off the track but slows you down a little bit when it bumps you back onto the track
 TehAmelie: wait
atinyspacemarine gifted a Tier 1 sub to haberley! They have given 41 Gift Subs in the channel!
TheAinMAP: 
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, haberley! (Today's storm count: 351)
 saucemaster5000: @TehAmelie no, that tracks
 atinyspacemarine: We'll get there
 haberley: thank you!!
RoeDent89: Release
 L0rdX33n: still is
 KV1NN4: @jumping_point I was hoping to gift the sub to a friend but apparently it'll pick randomly if you do it ...wrong?
Piecrust9: Weight is both, isn't it?
 YeomanAres: It's both
 BorealMage: Definitely recommend turning assist off if you're already familiar with the game, as it can be actively detrimental.
 L0rdX33n: Driver sets weight category
 Zaneysed: Character still also determines speed
 Carlioo: it's body type and kart type
 ExachixKitsune: consistency
  TXC2: !clips
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
 Durugai: once in the bumble, always in the bumbler
 RealGamerCow: sometimes you get the Luigi stink-face
 cobthegreat: There are still 3 character weight classes but vehicle does matter
 A_Dub888: Graham “Mid” Stark
 ExachixKitsune: clip it, as an offering to Jordynne
 jumping_point: @KV1NN4 I've not tried it yet.
Grumpingtoon: Everyone but top left has driver assist on
 brieandbacon: My sub only sits one, you'll have to wait
  mtvcdm: Jordynne says watch the highlight reels
TheAinMAP:  
  TXC2: I'm gonna have so much fun sunday morning going through all the clips for this 
KeytarCat: The and of 2
RoeDent89: Get a load of the digital font
 Lysander_salamander: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Oki Oki Fight Club Tournament at Thu 03:00 PM PDT (1:24 from now).
Sueliven is gifting 1 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 4 in the channel!
Sueliven gifted a Tier 1 sub to Aenllan!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gift, Sueliven! Welcome to Aenllan! (Today's storm count: 352)
  TXC2: and then do the clips for the PPR on Monday 
voren_chalco: Ah ah ah!
 RevolverRossalot: If you want, you can turn off the various assists on the pause menu
 KV1NN4: Hey chat: is there any way to Gift a Sub to a Specific User or is it Always Randomly Selected?
RoeDent89: Then 69
 flapjacksofwar: @LRRbot Yes, fun is the word 
   Anubis169: Wheeeeeeee !
 Myrniss: we almost got numberwang 
offbeatwitch: graham very efficently disposed of that red shell
 keroan0: Get in on like Papa John!
zeraxilim is gifting 10 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 10 in the channel!
zeraxilim gifted a Tier 1 sub to jaqalyte!
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zeraxilim gifted a Tier 1 sub to Mewr11!
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 saucemaster5000: Who pays for these racetracks?
   Anubis169: @kv1nn4 yes, you click their username
  TXC2: zeraxilim  
 TehAmelie: this track is so bendly, almost F-Zero levels
 jumping_point: @Myrniss "Here's a little lesson in trickery..."
 RandomTrivia:  
 enbyKriss: @KV1NN4 If you open the sub panel, the gift specific viewer should be there, did it not accept the username of your friend? 
 KV1NN4: @Anubis169 Oh they have to be actively watching?
 jumping_point: Nice gifts zeraxilim 
VelvetOtter: @KV1NN4 If you click on the particular users name in chat, there is a button in the bottom left "Gift a Sub" that will allow you to gift that particular person
 ExachixKitsune: @KV1NN4 : click a user, and then "gift a sub" or, in the "gift" popup, you can "gift a specific viewer"
 SquareDotCube: So when do we kart around Vancouver?
 RandomTrivia: Good effort, Graham
  mtvcdm: My question is who pays for these racetracks to be used maybe twice.
 ArchRequiemD: This is the first Mario Kart I did not play
 N2Osferatu: Pirhana plant straight pipe-maxing
 TimIAm: I got out of that meeting just in time to hear Chappell Graham
theyasaurusrex: hello hello
FickleMuse: Mmmm
 saucemaster5000: the mushroom kingdom royalty must be wildly corrupt
   Anubis169: or... if they're not here, use the above method
 KV1NN4: @enbyKriss He's still at work so not watching, I guess that was my first mistake
 TehAmelie: you know the story how "Mmm mmm mmm mmm" was practically banned from radio just cause no one wanted to pronounce it
 Strebenherz: Who's wrecking it as Lemmy?
  TXC2: mtvcdm taxes,   it's all a real estate scam 
Grumpingtoon: I think Ben?
  RayFK: Beej never did bio in school, unpissable
 Lex_Peacekeeper: who needs sleep?
 KV1NN4: Thanks Chat, if I manage to make more money int he next 16 hours I'll try to Gift my Friend specifically
 haberley: wait, you don't do all three in Canada?
  TXC2: I had to do double science
 saucemaster5000: physics was secretly just another calculus class, they tricked me!
 enbyKriss: @KV1NN4 Then just click "Gift a sub" and select "gift to specific viewer" and enter his username, that will gift it to him only 
   Anubis169: we did all 3 
 RealGamerCow: I took all 3, twice!
 ExachixKitsune: My school was a science-specific school, so I did all 3
 TimIAm: Matt do you mean geology
 Thefluffiestguineapig: As someone in the US I had to do bio, chem and some physics then I got to choose my specific AP classes
 TimIAm: I hoe
 Saintnex: In AB when I was in highschool, we had either Chem, Physics and Bio or general sci
 KV1NN4: @enbyKriss I didn't see that option, jsut 'pay price' or 'open full checkout'
 TimIAm: *hope
 SquareDotCube: I did Biology, Chemistry, Physics and Anatomy & Physiology
 Ladyrhea: We had to do Biology, Chemistry, and Physics
 saucemaster5000: cowards for not offering scatology
RoeDent89: Geography is about the big rock
 ExachixKitsune: They should be stopped
twinnAJ: geography is actually close to earth sciences at higher levels, its about landforms not locations lol
RoeDent89: The one we're standing on
 KaleidoscopeMind: loam and rome
Grumpingtoon: Basically just plate tectonics
offbeatwitch: SANDY LOAM: who is she?
spiffinn: actual geography (not capitals) is pretty close to earth science
 YeomanAres: I took "rocks for jocks" in college the basic geology course
 TehAmelie: we had a combined geology-geography class for a week
  TXC2: Dorset! 
 terribleplan: At my school you had an overview course then you  chose one. You could do 2 IF you managed to knock out enough electives in previous years.
 shurtal: Seduction field is a Biology thing
TurnedToFrog: Took all three, still had OAC then too just to date myself for all the Ontarians.
 KV1NN4: @enbyKriss I guess I'll explore more next time but I'm ina  hurry to get back to cleaning so the kitchen can be used to make dinner again
the_lone_bard: Lol, that's nothing Graham. In my high school we just had "Science."
 RandomTrivia: 
 haberley: it's near the rock cleavage
 HorusFive: Oh no! the Techtonic plate is hot
 samwiser_: Ben is just sniping peeps with those green shells.
 alchemistsavant: It's where you get your rocks off, apparently.
 enbyKriss: @enbyKriss Let me know if you're watching in a nordic language and I can help, I'm Swedish fluent
RoeDent89: Tectonic pilates
excalgold: we call that the Gorge here in Oregon, it's a very pretty place to drive
 SquareDotCube: seduction field, aka "hot zones in your area"
voren_chalco: Look, Graham. Geologists have to get their rocks off somehow.
 PhoenixMelior: Fwiw beej, i went through alberta high school in 2009 and we had the three sciences, we could take 1-3 of them
 RealGamerCow: There is a lot of memorization. That's why I sucked at it
 Saintnex: Now if you really want to get complicated, the way they did math in highschool for me was REAL dumb
 UrielAngelSpy: We had "geography" but it focused more on geology and physical properties. I remember because we had a substitute teach Yell at us for mispronouncing humus
 RandomTrivia: OOF
 EdibleDragon: Piss Mountain is such a good track
RetroGuernsey subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 37 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, RetroGuernsey! (Today's storm count: 363)
 CelticGeek:  Biology is SO much more than memorization!
 public_key_reveal_party: Domain
 LithelyUnshod: Domain
Dog_of_Myth is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 1525 in the channel!
Dog_of_Myth gifted a Tier 1 sub to LtEndAll!
Dog_of_Myth gifted a Tier 1 sub to interiorexplosion!
Dog_of_Myth gifted a Tier 1 sub to ohnoes42!
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Dog_of_Myth gifted a Tier 1 sub to maryokutai101!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, Dog_of_Myth! Welcome to LtEndAll, interiorexplosion, notsoc00l_guy, ohnoes42, and maryokutai101! (Today's storm count: 368)
spiffinn: domain
 haberley: domain
   Anubis169: somebody's up past the watershed 
  TXC2: Dog_of_Myth  
 dungeonmasteralek: class is mammalia cause
 Faulpyr: Domain Expansion
 L0rdX33n: Empire
violetblight: the domain expansion
 JandAKgaming: you really should turn the steering help off, you're playing kids mode 
Gonville Bromhead: The picture of the White Cliffs of Dover will inevitably be a photo of the (prettier) Seven Sisters
 shurtal: where does scrunko
 SolarBlitz1: But all the science was deceived, for a 4th was made in secret
 L0rdX33n: Deity
 baskwalla: Domain, but only when you have all the basic land types
 mwlsn: So what's the mnemonic now
 shurtal: That's light
  mtvcdm: In high school they made me take an 'outdoor' class instead of the stats class I actually wanted. Nobody has gutted a fish as badly as me.
 BusTed: 
 jumping_point: Dog_of_Myth! 
excalgold: Blorbo is Genus?
violetblight: which mobile game
 Dog_of_Myth: @TXC2 Time is getting a little low there.
 L0rdX33n: ubergroup
 enbycephalopod: The mnemonic my ecology teacher was "Kids Play Chase On Freeway Get Smashed"
 AdamYMHMI: Is Domain and evergreen classification?
 saucemaster5000: more like.... kingdom farts
 atinyspacemarine: "Dumb kids playing chicken on the freeway get smashed" was a good way to update the mnemonic
 saucemaster5000: I'm so clever
 LithelyUnshod: @excalgold It's a sub-clade
  TXC2: Dog_of_Myth  indeed
 KaleidoscopeMind: dumb kids playing on freeways go splat (domain kingdom phylum order family genus species)
 Lysander_salamander: creature, poor little meow meow, wet beast, sexyman
 HorusFive: I was so upset when they said Blorbo wasn't a planet
artacuno53: Its almost certainly a non-issue but I see the game set as warioware on twitch
Tarnius: Dayum.
 Saintnex: oh nooo 
heartofgoldfish: 51 is a pass for you!?
 dungeonmasteralek: 60 to pass in quebec
Grumpingtoon: Above a 60
 northos: 60 is usually the pass cutoff, at least in my experience
 Heckhoundbolt: wait, 50 passes?!
 RhoxPaperScissors: it was 65 at my school
ChaoticObserver: Depends on where you were in the states.  During my time in high school, it was 70
 korvys: "I'll do anything to pass... anything... even mutually assured destruction"
JoshSanville: In the school I teach at anything below 65% is a fail
 RealGamerCow: There's also a *lot* of grade inflation in the states
 terribleplan: D to pass, which is 60%
 MrSarkhan: For me 70 was the lowest passing score.
ChaoticObserver: But I saw 60s as well
 TallynNyntyg: Anything above 60 is a pass? Where I went, it went A-B-C-F.
John Hill: doggy
 TallynNyntyg: Anything below 70 was failure.
VelvetOtter: 49 was not working hard enough,  51 was a waste of effort.  50 was a pass
 Philocalist: 68 was my F
Grumpingtoon: USA standard is 60.1 is a D-
 KiaStirling: technically a 60 is a pass but like. it's a "you are going to fail this class" pass?
 ArchRequiemD: 70 was passing for me
 public_key_reveal_party: It depends on the state/district, but in my school it is 65 or above was a pass
 atinyspacemarine: Passing grades depend on the school system, sometimes it's 70, sometimes it's 60, sometimes it's on a bell curve
 haberley: i have no idea what these numbers mean, all I got was A*-F
 notsoc00l_guy: my highschool you couldn't pass a class unless you got a 75% on every assignment(you could retry them as many times as needed)
 airylan: in high school here it was 50 to pass, in University it was 60. Well, the letter equivalent, but they mapped directly. (Ontario)
 dungeonmasteralek: My high school used 1-5 up until i was in 10th grade
 L0rdX33n: Imagine a doctor that scored 51%
 saucemaster5000: I love all the doctors who managed to do 51% of surgeries correctly
 Heckhoundbolt: it used to be 70 in my state. they changed it to 60
  mtvcdm: A lot of teachers just don't want to fail anyone no matter what because that's a whole Thing.
 Gekyouryuu: I went to a private catholic school, so passing grade was a 75 or higher, and you needed a 95 to get an A
Grumpingtoon: Well graduate school usually has a higher bar
 atinyspacemarine: By the time I was in college it was fully up to the professor so a few classes didn't have grades
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @l0rdx33n That’s still someone that managed to get out of 10 years of university education and pass
 Sibwow: thats true
 ExachixKitsune: *screaming*
Grumpingtoon: My grad school had a failure score of 79
Grimlai: You know what they call the doctor who scores last in their class? "Doctor."
 PhoenixMelior: Hi its me 
 LithelyUnshod: Grading is an ineffective way of measuring knowledge and should be abolished
 Tiber727: In my college A was 95+, B, was 85-95, etc. with no + or -.
 jumping_point: Grades are so arbitrary anyways.
VelvetOtter: At my Uni it was Pass < Credit < Distinction < High Distinction
 atinyspacemarine: Beej, at WPI they *will* fail an entire class if they did poorly
 cmdrud87: we don't have that. If the entirety of the class dails, then so be it. study harder next time
 RealGamerCow: In my engineering classes, there were no curves. One of the tests we had a class average of 38. We all failed that test except 2 people.
 CelticGeek: In grad school in the US, usually a 79 is failing
 cmdrud87: *fails
 L0rdX33n: Huh, is western education deeply flawed in fundamental ways?
 haberley: I've been teaching my subject for ten years now, and only got a B in my A levels - I regularly get kids outscoring teenage me, because it turns out your grades isn't a final score for your life and you can still improve 
  TXC2: L0rdX33n  yes, profoundly
RoeDent89: Thwomp
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also ______subject is memorization applies to the way they teach so many things and it makes people think they hate learning
excalgold: they weighted Homework so high in all of my school and my particular undiagnosed ASD seemed to DETEST Homework....thankfully i passed the GED so i've got that going for me....
 jumping_point: There are so many good ideas to make schooling better...
 L0rdX33n: well… fuck
thirsty_kitteh: If the distribution of raw test scores doesn't map to how a long form interview on the topic would go, you're probably measuring how awake the students were on the day more than how much they learnt
 haberley: @jumping_point yes, but they all require the people in charge wanting to change things
  mtvcdm: I've never once been asked my GPA and I forget it anyway. This far out who honestly cares.
 public_key_reveal_party: If you ever want to feel better as an adult, volunteer with kids who are in school and you will be reminded how much worse things could be
 KaleidoscopeMind: so it kinda depends on on we (profs) set up the exam. like, i (engineering) was specifically trained to write exams where "expected level of competency" is about 55-60%
 sparrowhawksilver: i either did my homework in school, when i was done with stuff, or i didn't do it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @thirsty_kitteh or how much emphasis on the topic that instructor was able to give
 Sibwow: you should use the whole range for grading
Grumpingtoon: Pause
excalgold: also apparently 2+2 doesnt equal 4 any more?
 KaleidoscopeMind: and we skew it low so we can properly separate the top students
 Foxmar320: Yeah when picking kart
Grumpingtoon: Pause and you can do it in the pause screen
 JandAKgaming: you pause
 chrono2x: It can be done from the pause menu too
 atinyspacemarine: At WPI you get an A, B, C, or No Record, so if you fail a class it's just fully not on your transcript
Grumpingtoon: Three settings: Driver Assist, Auto Throttle, and Tilt Steer
 Tiber727: @excalgold I am so very happy some of my high school classes didn't. I got straight As in math and never did homework.
 Hansk_and_Boo: There's a Dunky video that makes great use of the slow mo
 TehAmelie: that little man is broken in half!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Autothrottle seems even more skill skewed than this whole game already is
excalgold: @Tiber727 i barely passed Math, only thing i can think of for it is i cant visualize stuff
 Tiber727: That's shadow link!
 BusTed: The eyes of a remoseless killer
 Foxmar320: DED
 ExachixKitsune: yooo
 Ms_LadyMix: Wow that photo finish
 Lysander_salamander: wow
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh man! Thr sudden horrible realization
 HorusFive: Stares dead to camera
 hvhTim: CLIP IT PLEASE
 ExachixKitsune: cool koopas don't look at explosions
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 Saintnex: Those eyes: "I JUST KILLED A MAN"
Grumpingtoon: Never look back at the explosion
 public_key_reveal_party: "I just saw a man die :)"
 atinyspacemarine: Also echoing a few other people, it's entirely possible to design an exam so that someone with strong proficiency gets a specific grade.  Anywhere between 50 and 90 is reasonable
 Strebenherz: WOW
 Strebenherz: LEMMY LOOKING BACK
 Stormgod519: oh yeah, i forgot, im going to canada for the first time ever next saturday
KinkerbellRose: That was magical.
 RevolverRossalot: This is the game that introduced The Luigi Death Stare. The animations are *wild* in replays
  TXC2: it was soo good how Angel's Laughter came trough so clearly
epsilon_vee: the main thing I learned in CTS was how good a "first one's free" strategy adobe classroom-in-a-book materials are
RoeDent89: Oh yeah the "oops all ITYC" clip was epic
 Hansk_and_Boo: 100 GET MARIO KARTED
offbeatwitch: hot karting action
avjamethyst: sorry you had to listen to so much of me laughing
rockingdemon converted from a Prime sub to a Tier 1 sub!
spiffinn: we all enjoyed the laughing
 L0rdX33n: hit plus + to adjust auto steer
  TXC2: avjamethyst  oh don't be, it was fantastic
Grumpingtoon: In the cart menu
 baskwalla: It's in the next step Cori
offbeatwitch: youcan do it while picking kart
 brieandbacon: She Mario on my kart  until I party?
 TehAmelie: might as well give a shout out to my nibling who starts in a very exclusive videogame art school in the fall
Grumpingtoon: In the cart menu, press +
  RayFK: @avjamethyst Thank you, I accept this apology
 UrielAngelSpy: Turn assist off while choosing carts
RoeDent89: It's impossible to (genuinely) laugh and not be happy in that moment
Grumpingtoon: Driver Assist. Tilt Steer. Auto Throttle
avjamethyst: I was only apologizing to Jordynne
 neisan2112: Yeah the laughs bleeding through everything was great
  RayFK: @avjamethyst We're often confused
 samwiser_: Wtf is this, these karts are not even meta relevant lol jk
 Tiber727: At this point I don't know why they don't go all the way to Smash Kart.
RoeDent89: Shots fired
 kristof162028: Rainbow road please
TheAinMAP: https://clips.twitch.tv/RudeKawaiiLocustResidentSleeper-J9bE85T_yb7CXrjj
 public_key_reveal_party: I also am also confused
  RayFK: Graham is reading this correctly
XizorArgus: lmao
  RayFK: That is actually true
RoeDent89: Banjo time!
 flapjacksofwar: Sick banjo solo
 Lysander_salamander: great music
 public_key_reveal_party: I think James and Alex also realized jordynne was also Bartleby this morning
 HorusFive: Ever forward.  Never learning
Khalstrom: Garfield Kart?
 RandomTrivia: That video was great
EvilBadman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaAltzOxpN4
 HorusFive: Wonderful vid
 nuclearstulle: that one was so much fun!
 public_key_reveal_party: That was a good one
 neisan2112: Its a great one
XizorArgus: that was a fun vid
 Foxmar320: Yeah that track is in this game now with the DLC
ImmortalLen: It's in 8 now
 ExachixKitsune: oh that was such a good video. She said, a fan of most of LRR's videos
 tidehollowcat: I loved that video
 Shadowsoflife: that was neat
 plaidanddrpepper: Everytime I play this game, i think of that video
 KharadBanar: that video was very Graham
  mtvcdm: They've really toned down the off-course penalty from early Mario Kart games.
 Lysander_salamander: I didn't know there was a vancouver bc level.
 kragmabutch: I think I saw that video for the first time because of last year's subathon vods
 UrielAngelSpy: I loved that video!
 HorusFive: That video should be on the Victoria tourism site
 Carlioo: it's a good track!
 RandomTrivia: I only just noticed that Link's wheels are Fans
 RandomTrivia: when flying
 N2Osferatu: Holdover from N64?
 Foxmar320: Or sold separatly, I don't have the pass
 Hansk_and_Boo: I really liked that video. Turned out it's a very unrealistic track. Who would have thought.
 Aitsu111: I can't believe they left the Crayola factory out of Mario kart
 CaptainSpam: It comes from the N64 controller's Z button.
EvilBadman: It's L but further down, clearly
 DrakoniteDev: It was a good video
 L0rdX33n: I got so much mileage out of the “Fifty cent track” joke
 slickslickman: I'd say try and see if you have it  the dlc already, if whatever account you are using has the switch online thing its included
  RayFK: Wait, y'all make YouTube videos?
 jedi_master_zll: Hey I like the ZL combination.
XizorArgus: that reminds me, I need to do another Road Quest rewatch
 shurtal: More eyes? Watch-a-long is a Bloodborne op?
 Heckhoundbolt: that video slipped through the cracks for me somehow
  TXC2: RayFK  it's been know to happen
  TXC2: *known
 MarkovDescendant: Was fun seeing the Glvog/Loading Time in the watch-a-long. BTS is some of my favourite media.
Angreed66: Are the other carts cpus?
 CaptainSpam: Woomy
 kristof162028: Hey g what time are u giya drafting Modern horizons 3 tomorrow?
  TXC2: Angreed66  other then the 4 players, yes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So Is Beej the splatoon person?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I should have asked who is who?
 Foxmar320: Pummel Party is on Switch now as well
 Lysander_salamander: i hate it when that happens
 TehAmelie: i'd watch a LRR recommends their most underappreciated videos-palooza stream
 brieandbacon: Do you need vaseline for your eyeballs?
 TheWooglie: we found a game Cori isn't naturally good at?
 viowof: need those "gamer" eyedrops
 CaptainSpam: All of the Jackbox games are on Switch; Drawful 2 was always a standalone game, made largely to experiment with some of the new moderation features they developed.
 saucemaster5000: if you blink that's when the langoliers get you
 haberley: thank you for reminding me to blink
KinkerbellRose: I feel called out Matt.
 AugmentingPath: @brieandbacon that has never been what someone needed
 flapjacksofwar: Kitty noooo
 UrielAngelSpy: I think Cori is playing what was, at one point, the competitive meta pick
 Saintnex: I feel ya Beej, my eyes are going nuts from allergy season
 alchemistsavant: oh my god I've never seen the animal crossing tires before, they're adorable
 CaptainSpam: There's reasons Drawful 2 isn't played very often, and that's mostly due to it not being in a Party Pack.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @brieandbacon Caveat this is a joke, do not put vaseline on your eyeballs
 CaptainKranok: Can you even call yourself a gamer if you don't have a nictitating membrane?
 saucemaster5000: nah grease up those vision orbs
 saucemaster5000: just slather em
 CaptainSpam: However, with the upcoming Jackbox Megapicker, maybe that'll change.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: These highlights for the races are often either perfect like that blue shell one from the first race or underwhelming
 Lysander_salamander: I wish I had nictitating membranes for my eyes
  mtvcdm: OG Rainbow Road, with the different music.
DoodlestheGreat: @saucemaster5000 I prefer to use baby oil.
 Papperslappen: nowadays you can just turn of the light if you want darkness making eyelids completely vestigial
 TehAmelie: nicotine members
 Foxmar320: Oh last time I streamed this we played this track with "Hell settings" Only blue and red sheels, ink and lightning bolts
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lysander_salamander There are many things that it's kind of baffling humans do not have
EvilBadman: i engage my Nicol Bolas Meme Brains
Patorik: What's a Nicktoon membrane?
Critterbot: Don't forget to change the category.
 RealGamerCow: nicotine membrane is the tar that builds up on smokers' keyboards
 haberley: capsaicin eye drops maybe?
 NimrodXIV: sir
 KaleidoscopeMind: are they in beej's coat
 saucemaster5000: new tabasco flavored eyedrops!
 SkylerRingtail: Sounds like time to bring back that LRL bit!
Grumpingtoon: Caffeine eyedrops
 GazzyInferno: beej's little bag o' tricks
 KaleidoscopeMind: everything is in beej's coat
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @haberley ABSOLUTELY NOT
 HorusFive: Those are mostly suggestions
 Heckhoundbolt: so that one day, he may injure his eye
 TehAmelie: of course i know all about nephalim memebrains
 haberley: @Thefluffiestguineapig 
 GazzyInferno: oh right the 12M thing
 public_key_reveal_party: Don't you put it in your mouth
 SkylerRingtail: Which episode of Live was that anyway?
 KaleidoscopeMind: menthol
 flapjacksofwar: Gamer Eyedrops: you cant sleep if your eyes are full of knives
 Lysander_salamander: egad
 HbombAndFriends: Don’t you put it in your eyes!
  Texan_Reverend: Oh, the symbol that indicates how long after opening the product goes bad.
XizorArgus: i still have Adam's yelps of pain burned into my head from the Gamer Eyedrops
Alex_Frostfire: That sounds uncomfortable.
 saucemaster5000: spicy eyedrops, from the sellers of non-adhesive glue!
 AugmentingPath: Do the eyedrops block out blue light?  that's all I need
 RealGamerCow: Oh, I got those eyedrops, they were so weird!
 mjiig: The thing symbol the shelf life of cosmetics is needlessly opaque
  Texan_Reverend: Like lotions that are supposed to expire after six months.
 Gadora: Mentholated eye drops? pls no
 mjiig: Wow those weren't the words I meant them to be
 RealGamerCow: I put those in my eyes ON the game floor
 Lysander_salamander: menthol in the eye sounds like a bad idea
 atinyspacemarine: "mentholated eye drops" is a hell of a thing
itmightbemikey: I have caffeinated soap
 saucemaster5000: g-fuel drops for the gamer on the go
 HorusFive: The same way hitting your thumb with a hammer will wake you up real quick if youre sleepy
  TXC2: Menthol in eye? I'd rather do cocaine 
 Sibwow: beezin
 Lysander_salamander: why
 samwiser_: Ben so good at this without even tricking over the bouncy parts. Impressed.
1 raiders from JustMeJude have joined!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Gadora Like so many things big marketing thinks are great to market to gamers, pls no is the correct response
 TehAmelie: i hope they had a label with something like "proven not harmful in clinical trials"
 TallynNyntyg: Menthol in the eye sounds like the same pain as capsaicin in the eye.
 Saintnex: Im sorry WUT
  TXC2: hello raiders
 RealGamerCow: Young people are so dumb. Always have been.
 AquariumPrime: I own and use it weekly
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Welcome raiders!
 saucemaster5000: ffs just smoke weed out of an apple zoomers
 flapjacksofwar: Nooo were under 17 hours D:
 Heckhoundbolt: people do such weird shit
 kimmiekoneko: i thought they were putting live bees on their eyelids
 korvys: If you put it in one eye and it's terrible, do you stop, or do you do the other eye to even them up?
 TehAmelie: *yawns*
 Sibwow: this was like 10 years ago zoomers all vape now
 public_key_reveal_party: Hi raiders, you come in at a weird time
 PawssumFable: what
 viowof: i vaguely remember a gvlog where Adam put it in one eye, did a full body twitch, and then put it in the other eye
 PawssumFable: how the hell does menthol on an eye get you high
 PawssumFable: what
 haberley: Hot Ones to the eyes?
 flapjacksofwar: 6000 More time for more games!!
  TXC2: nothing new under drug sun
 kristof162028: Hey gram what time is the MH3 draft tomorrow morning?
 N2Osferatu: Ben with the Dubstep Honk
 RandomTrivia: 
 JustMeJude: WarioWare looks crazy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @public_key_reveal_party When during a multiplayer game on this stream is is not a profoundly weird time?
 Foxmar320: Da BITS
  TXC2: flapjacksofwar  
offbeatwitch: da bits
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 TallynNyntyg: Gesundheit, Matt.
  RayFK: TeeCeeGee's NUTS
 AquariumPrime: surprisingly the menthol is used to flush out my eye gunk
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Da Bits!! flapjacksofwar with a swoop
 Myrniss: did i miss the Elden Ring seamless co-op bit?
 KaleidoscopeMind: eyelids or eyeballs
 public_key_reveal_party: Amazing is ... Generous
 PawssumFable: Okay
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 saucemaster5000: kids at the top of the slide "So goddamn high right now"
  RayFK: I feel like that goddamnit was for me.
 RandomTrivia: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Myrniss With Adam and James? I believe so
 Mollylele: @RayFK Who on earth entrusted you with mod powers? 
 UrielAngelSpy: It's like smoking Oregano
  RayFK: I got you G
 Gascitygaming: Adam and James Elden Ring was last night, coop Elden Ring is tonight
 Myrniss: @Thefluffiestguineapig i think they said they'd (LRR) also do a co-op stream
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 TehAmelie: when i was a teen we'd put fizzy water soluble vitamin pills under our tongue and slam a bottle of store bought cider to try and get drunk
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Gascitygaming Ah, thank you for the clarification! Who is playing
 AquariumPrime: man, i remember tuneing into to yall during my highschool english class.
  RayFK: @Mollylele Just being around here for too long methinks
 TallynNyntyg: Now watch me whip. Now watch me b'naenae!
 saucemaster5000: the banussy
 RealGamerCow: They see blue shell, they see ba ney ney
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @flapjacksofwar I agree but I also am poor
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 KevinTheShark: Watch me whip, watch me banaynay
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 NO, jail for that!
 saucemaster5000: they have a jail for that now?
 saucemaster5000: hot
 flapjacksofwar: @Thefluffiestguineapig Im lucky enough to have a credit card just for Gacha games and LRR streams xD
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 BITs19_: !next
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 haberley: yuuuup
KinkerbellRose: If they do, I belong in that jail by existing.
KeytarCat: Note, Elden Ring Seamless Co-op has gotten several updates over the last two weeks, so budget time for an update
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 I was thinking it was a particular cell block in Pun jail
 bubba0077: for us it was Quake 3
 Myrniss: @Gascitygaming thank you!
  RayFK: Sounds like a weenie hut jr excuse Graham
 kimmiekoneko: goldeneye had handicap and it still wasn't enough to help me
 Alness49: Oh yeah, had that experience with Smash Bros. The trial by fire
Sky_Kast: Yup totally my fault lurking
 Gascitygaming: that was me, first time playing Halo against my friend and his older brother won 15-7-2
 korvys: That does sound like Cri
 korvys: *cori
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That sounds like Cori
 flapjacksofwar: Sick flips
 neisan2112: That was how my roommate was when we were in Highschool
 LPS_97: having fun is the win condition
 GredGredmansson: i always wanted to play smash bros but everyone else wanted to play mario kart instead
 RandomTrivia: 
  TXC2: re re re remix!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @korvys Drift compatible!
 RealGamerCow: waaaaaow
 OmnipotentTrevor: I remember going to a friend's house, loading up GTA , like 3 or something, and going through the story missions, to his complete bafflement. He even had to call over another friend to be like "he's doing the missions in GTA. Nobody does that!"
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  Beej
 Foxmar320: Same
 Dalrint: The channel is still set to warioware 3 for the game
 viowof: Smash does it annoyingly
 TehAmelie: i had a Goldeneye five-person 24 hour marathon that was amazing thanks to some wizard who had left a save file with every cheat unlocked before selling on the cartridge
 DanTheMediocre: GH still had unlock all cheats though
 Foxmar320: I hate having to unlock things before I can play with friends. It's why I have like nothing unlocked in Smash.
 KingJimmeh: Hence why we had Cheat Codes
 viowof: but the best strat for that was just Stock 1 and falling off the edge to "complete" matches
 GredGredmansson: the new smash was interesting because you literally unlocked a new charactdr every 10 minutes
 CaptainSpam: I feel the concept of unlocking stuff in a party game works nicely if the later stuff is complicated and not exactly fun to play for like your first game.
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Foxmar320 Right, have unlocks for the madlads who want to play single player and let people with friends enjoy the fun parts of the video game
 LadyLockwood92: Yeah, it's a good thing about Melee honestly. You can unlock characters through single or multiplayer.
 CaptainSpam: But yeah, it should be unlockable by multiplayer play.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @CaptainSpam Like Rock band or Guitar hero
 kimmiekoneko: why does hyrule have the same currency as india, btw
 kaziel0: Just finished watching the VOD of the D&D game. Great job DMing, Jordynn!
  TXC2: 1events
 GredGredmansson: hey chat, next time someone grabs an item, listen closely
  TXC2: bless you
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 haberley: @Thefluffiestguineapig rock band 4 at least learned, all songs were unlocked at the start
Grumpingtoon: @kimmiekoneko same reason that the Italian plumber turns into a a tanuki. More fun
 viowof: @kimmiekoneko class system?
 hd_dabnado: who else up banking off they master sword?
 GredGredmansson: what'dweget what'dweget what'dweget WE GOT A THIIIIING
 Mythallian: math is for blockers ben
 Ritaspirithntr: you can jump through the Master Sword if you activate the 3 blue nodes in the hallway leading up to it.
  TXC2: right chat I'm off
 Makrosian_Tay: He master my sword until I bank off it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Night TXC2!
  TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming LRR, and keep on subbing!
 SquareDotCube: eat shell homeboy
 Lord_Hosk: LittleHosk just watched/listed to Intergalactic Planetary for the first time and it blew their mind "I just... I don't know what I watched... or if I like it... Or if I hate it"
 flapjacksofwar: Night
danisfine:    zoooom
 HorusFive: Look at this a hole!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That is a look of utter malice
 RealGamerCow: "Suck my nuts dino!"
 Dalrint: Reminds me of the angry luigi memes from when this first came out
danisfine:    zooom
 accountmadeforants: Yeah, the angry Luigi slow-mo shots were amazing
 RandomTrivia: Unlimited BM 
 HorusFive: stylin' on those losers
 Foxmar320: Peach was so rude
 GredGredmansson: that's not a taunt; that's someone getting hit by your item
offbeatwitch: it's when another player hits a hazard
 CaptainSpam: Well, it IS Cat Peach.  Cats are rude like that. 
 SquareDotCube: I think that was the last track.
 SquareDotCube: Also claim your new items!
 SquareDotCube: welp too late
 Laserbeaks_Fury: I didnt know DBD was on the Switch
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I feel like if they make a game like Pummel Party for Mario Kart then the taunt is just flipping people off
 alchemistsavant: Graham idk if you've seen this but they turned Garruk into a bear! (the animal, not the thing he already is)
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 Foxmar320: I think it's the same as other versions
Angreed66: @alchemistsavant Are you sure it's not a buff squirrel?
XizorArgus: why the owl got abs tho
TheAinMAP: box!
 accountmadeforants: @XizorArgus To distract you from the nipples
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Does this use CryEngine?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: a man trapped in a jar
 SquareDotCube: owlbs
DoodlestheGreat: That's fair.
 haberley: ooh password
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Does Adam break the jar? Probs not
 CaptainSpam: Turn off "Require Twitch"?
  RayFK: Cori you can't just throw the grippers out like that
 brieandbacon: Tootsies!!
 Krektogar: and that is why he's paul
 TehAmelie: kitty!
 ExachixKitsune: kitttttttty
XizorArgus: kitter!
 KaleidoscopeMind: kitty!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: KITTY
 TallynNyntyg: Hello Catto
 RandomTrivia: KITTY
 herph: 
 CaptainSpam: KITTY.
avjamethyst: jordynne needs to get on my pet portrait waiting list
 hvhTim: MOAR CATS
  Sarah_Serinde: Powerful hunter
  RayFK: Really studying the blade
 public_key_reveal_party: wolverkitty
 accountmadeforants: "I've disarmed the weapon, mother"
 TehAmelie: maybe she thought the razors were enemies
 Jillexie: Give us all the cats!
Angreed66: It's better than rats
 RealGamerCow: My beagle once took a disposable razor out of the trash and started to chew on it. Somehow I got it before they cut themselves
 Laserbeaks_Fury: FREE YOUR SKIN
 ExachixKitsune: haz
 ExachixKitsune: *hax
 CaptainSpam: It's the same Jackbox servers and all.
 hesterbyrde: How is Jordynne so cute? That dress is amazing
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: they still make phones with stylus?
 TallynNyntyg: I had a phone with a stylus previously.
 korvys: Some of the Samsung Galaxy phones
  Texan_Reverend: @fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn The mainline Samsung Galaxy S series still has had one since the Note series went away.
 TehAmelie: we had a S:t Bernard who was able to gulp down any kind of leftovers instantly but sort out any peas. they have fairly agile mouths
 TallynNyntyg: It was an LG Stylo.
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Beheadding razors is quite the funny Schick.
 accountmadeforants: Yeah, Samsung makes phones with Wacom tech built-in
 djalternative: just woke up. who dis?
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: @Texan_Reverend this might be relevant information in the near future, good to know. Thanks 
 accountmadeforants: (So they have the hovering and everything, and no need to charge your pen like a weirdo)
 invalidCards: can the camera move to the top again so that the subtitles aren't obstructed?
 HorusFive: @djalternative Loading Ready Run started around 20 years ago when Graham and Paul........
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok,need to focus on homework for a minute because O chem is hard, hope this is a fun game and I'll be back later!
ButButTheJesus: @HorusFive 
 nappitatti: Still waiting for Graham and Paul's europe backpacking vlogs
 TehAmelie: well, it's not called Drawsome
 CaptainSpam: The fact that there is no eraser is *INTENTIONAL*. 
 TallynNyntyg: Oh no poor Kermit!
 GredGredmansson: OW MY SKIN
 Laserbeaks_Fury: It's Not Easy Being Green
 Carlioo: oh is this a bloomburrow
 invalidCards: when's the funeral
 CaptainSpam: It's sort of like Fibbage in that respect.
 Lysander_salamander: is that Kermit?
 Mr_Horrible: the Passion of the Kermit
 BITs19_: god, that burp sounds immensly satisfying
 type_variable: i know i havent been around for the whole subathon, but have serge and wheeler been here?
 TallynNyntyg: @CaptainSpam It's Kermit Bloomburrow
 SymphonySolstice: the assassination of kermit
 VorlonScout: I thought it was Piglet
DoodlestheGreat: OH NOES
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Message for you, Fozzy!
  mtvcdm: I mean, Jackbox creative games are notable for often not giving you an eraser
 Mazrae: Miss Piggy's revenge
 Strebenherz: Well played Graham
 RandomTrivia: WHAT
 Strebenherz: WHAT
 invalidCards: Huh.
 Mr_Horrible: incredible
 GredGredmansson: they can be MISSPELLED
 GazzyInferno: swords??
  mtvcdm: The prompts will do that.
 eshplode: I love how oddly specific some of these are
DoodlestheGreat: Hey, I got it right....
 TallynNyntyg: I remember seeing one being like pizza cat house gun.
 TehAmelie: curing the sleep demon with gasoline?
 Lysander_salamander: morning coffee?
 invalidCards: gasoline nightmare?
XizorArgus: in before Dillinger Escape Plan reference?
 Brutask: Better to just burn the demon
 TallynNyntyg: How Todoroki got his scars.
 brieandbacon: Nightmare fuel
 N2Osferatu: Is this a pee thing? It's a pee thing, right
 invalidCards: Propane Nightmares
 tehfewl: night time piss collection
 northos: yeah they've done a fantastic job of making it so you can't just guess the clue based on how it's written
 Lord_Hosk: "Setting your friend on fire to save them from their sleep monsters"
poryout: i got a drawful 1 prompt once that was just. The Name Of Another Player In The Game. lost my mind
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Sleep Paralysis Urologist
j_crane330: 
 Sunidesus: Oh shoot, I realized as I clicked the wrong one, which one was correct
 RandomTrivia: 
JokerES: I'm surprised LRR didn't rotate the YouTube stream so that the stream would save over on YouTube.
 RandomTrivia: That is an excellent piece of art
 invalidCards: stop it. get some help
 type_variable: same rules as Fibbage
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Clearly Not AI
 kimmiekoneko: thinking about her
 Lysander_salamander: sorry he's just not that into you?
 BITs19_: can't draw hands
TheTekkieman: It's Fibbage, but with drawings.
 emberBecky: just say no to ghosts
 RandomTrivia: Silly Ben, Diglett's arms are way bigger than that 
 Gadora: Thought police?
patrick_stonecrusher: Thought police
 SquareDotCube: Frankie Goes to Hollywood.
 brieandbacon: Gossamer gets stopped
 djalternative: shikonokonokonokokoshdandan
 invalidCards: @BITs19_ Can't Draw Hands Club?
 emberBecky: oh I missed the thought bubble
 Laserbeaks_Fury: EMPTY YOUR MIND
  mtvcdm: DANG
 KevinTheShark: The "Hello!" Sound clip in the background just sounds exactly like Ian putting on a voice
 BITs19_: uh
 invalidCards: cow lick
 nappitatti: I lik the bread
 TallynNyntyg: A farside comic.
 Despoiler98:   UM
 Mangledpixel: oohhh
 Brutask: "What is it?" is correct.
drawnbinary: cownilingus? D:
 flapjacksofwar: WHY IS YOUR MIND SO FULL OF THINGS!?
patrick_stonecrusher: Cownilingus
 Lysander_salamander: Norse Mythology creation legend?
 Laserbeaks_Fury: I suffer from this affliction
 korvys: Saturday Night
 NorthstarTex: !findquote cow
  LRRbot: Quote #4656: "the solution is more cows in jars" —James [2018-02-07]
 TehAmelie: Anigamawara Fault for horny cows?
 brieandbacon: Bovine ass eating?
 Lord_Hosk: Pigger licking good
Redpandarama: great cow
 Azsedcf: It looks like a TOS violation
ButButTheJesus: a fine cow
 RandomTrivia: Gary Larson with a tootsie pop 
 SymphonySolstice: cow tools.
  mtvcdm: We all suffer from being licked by cows
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Milkneir, the 6 legged cow
 harke_: That cow has a distrubingly long tongue...
 RandomTrivia: Amazing
 northos: 100% wow
 RealGamerCow: I approve.
 invalidCards: got it in one
 Kentosaurus: too fast for me to even vote
 Lysander_salamander: knee warts?
 GredGredmansson: don't make me use this!
 korvys: Liam Neeson's Knees Son
 tehfewl: orange knees
epsilon_vee: @RandomTrivia naming your cow "Gary Larson" is next level
 kimmiekoneko: achilles' knees
 HorusFive: How it feels to be old
  mtvcdm: We might be good at this
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Bee Knees
 RealGamerCow: I honestly think that the burp when Cori answers is Graham.
 Gadora: Sun-knee
 harke_: Oh, this one is just me on a Tuesday
AxlWerks: Shine Knees
 Going_Medium: Kneesun=Nissan?
  Pharmacistjudge: under table banging items
 darkora: that 'Hello' sounds more like Ian the more I hear it
  Sarah: This is the first time LRR is doing such a long YouTube stream so they didn't know the vod has a 12 hour limit
 GredGredmansson: @RealGamerCow i also think someone is just making the *poit* noise
 GredGredmansson: for jordynne
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 Hansk_and_Boo: Liam Knee son
 beowuuf: you got me
 Lord_Hosk: Solid gold Kneecaps?  what?
 invalidCards: These prompts never make any sense
 GredGredmansson: i wonder if there are some prompts limited to a player color
 invalidCards: It's great
 Lord_Hosk: I mean the drawing was spot on but what?
 jumping_point: @Lord_Hosk Confuses me too.
 TehAmelie: never got your kneecaps replaced with gold?
  mtvcdm: Had she not gotten yellow she'd have been in trouble
 Montesque64: I think it's a play off of solid gold hubcaps?
  Sarah: But also the stream vods go away when the stream is done, because they'll be editing them before posting them to youtube like they do with their other streams
Therberus: I'm glad they put up the overnight rerun complications
Therberus: they make for good watchings
 Montesque64: Ala Disney's Robin Hood from the 1960's.
 beowuuf: it's like a golden parachute for those with less distance to fall
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Wouldn't solid gold knee caps weight a ton and sound terrible?
 Kentosaurus: I love this 70s game show music
 TehAmelie: or a play on gold toothcaps
 jumping_point: @beowuuf that makes sense.
 nappitatti: Far over
 TehAmelie: Horizon Purple Dark
 invalidCards: Mount Everest?
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Purple Mountains Majesty
 Metric_Furlong: Purple Hills By Eminem's Rap Group D12 
 RandomTrivia: MATT
 invalidCards: Oh my god
 emberBecky: yayy I got it ^^
 Lysander_salamander: 
 sounderfan84: wait whaat?
DoodlestheGreat: 
  Simriel: There is some weirdness with YouTube streams saving onto VODs
 Metric_Furlong: He Griffiths'd himself 
 Lysander_salamander: justice watering can?
 kimmiekoneko: stasis
 CaptainSpam: Justice Telescope?
 invalidCards: Justice Donkey Kong?
 Montesque64: cow tools?
 Darth_Litigious: Nightcourt
 KaleidoscopeMind: watering pail constellation
 Going_Medium: Our justice?
 Lysander_salamander: lesser known major arcana
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Hate Bears
Angreed66: when will they learn it's the prompt that doesn't match the drawing?
 darkora: Boris the Soviet Cropwaterer?
 harke_: Nighttime court?
 dm818: @kimmiekoneko great answer
patrick_stonecrusher:  JUSHTISH!
  mtvcdm: ! addquote (Ben) [now] It's Kermit all over again!
  LRRbot: New quote #9054: "It's Kermit all over again!" —Ben [2024-07-18]
 harke_: Is it a watering can or a gavel?
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Has anyone seen Night Court TNG
epsilon_vee: @darkora ngl, my first reaction was "our tools of some kind, comrade"
 GredGredmansson: @Laserbeaks_Fury i've seen like 2 episodes
  Sarah: Well, aside from the 12 hour thing I don't think there's strangeness? It's just that LRR chooses not to do youtube stream vods
 Sunidesus: @epsilon_vee same
 SnackPak_: yeah, scales did a lot there
 invalidCards: A face only a mother could love
 alchemistsavant: stay a while and listen!
 baskwalla: Einstein, einsteining
 saucemaster5000: is that jobless dr. wily?
 korvys: criminal einstein
 HorusFive: Naked Einstein reading in bed?
 Lord_Hosk: Nude Einstein
 TehAmelie: collecting car tire samples the hard way
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Einstein in a line up
 Brutask: Grandpa got lost again
 SquareDotCube: Dr. Wily, arrested. Again.
patrick_stonecrusher: The Princess Bride
 harke_: man distressed to see his own obituary
 Lysander_salamander: Einstein, fanfic writer
 VorlonScout: physics crimes
 brieandbacon: Einstein dropping a deuce
 TehAmelie: car track samples, whatever
 nappitatti: Jordynne's profile drawing is so spot on
KeytarCat: @Laserbeaks_Fury Einstein-up?
  Sarah_Serinde: It's not an uncommon occurance around here
 kaziel0: Einstien is swole in this pic
 saucemaster5000: I gave my vote to "dad" cause it was funny
John Hill: the burp sound is a bit much.
 invalidCards: 25 likes for dad
  Sarah_Serinde: I didn't notice the background lines until I saw the mug shot answer and then I realized
 RandomTrivia: There is some artistic licence, Paul
 beowuuf: 
 TheWooglie: are you doing any drawing Paul?
 invalidCards: small head big shirt
 Kentosaurus: boom roasted
 Lysander_salamander: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
TheAinMAP: I thought he was sitting on a bench.
  MrPhlip: average sattou tweet
 brieandbacon: Literally just a guy
patrick_stonecrusher: Me fr fr
 HorusFive: Slender.  Man?
  Sarah_Serinde: Guess you'd better get a ruler next time
 Gaz_L: i like this boi
 brieandbacon: Octo-dad?
 darkora: it's a beej
 Brozard: The 1996 Atlanta Olympics mascot
 kimmiekoneko: kermit the frog above the clouds
AxlWerks: Big McLargeHuge
 zombub: Jolly green normal-sized man
 harke_: I like how is torso isn't attached to his legs
 TehAmelie: all of these seem possible
 HorusFive: Mr Green-Jeans
  Sarah_Serinde: I enjoy "just, like, a dude."
 jumping_point: I'd have loved "guy standing*
 SquareDotCube: "Waistline? What waistline?"
 Laserbeaks_Fury: That STAND!
 AugmentingPath: 5 1/2 total fingers, yes
 AugmentingPath: normal number
 invalidCards: blaseball
 TehAmelie: Picasso's diamond
 Darth_Litigious: Getting to second base
 NorthstarTex: so...who's the guy on second base?
 darkora: cheating at space invaders
 Twilight_Spark: A 4 bar linkage.
 saucemaster5000: this is one of those tennis references I don't get
 tehfewl: double
 Going_Medium: Touching boobs
 0x6772: Isn't home place the other way around?
 invalidCards: sinple
 0x6772: "plate", even
 lochnessseammonster: briefly yeah ben 
 samwiser_: Curving the bullet
 RandomTrivia: 
 GredGredmansson: "oh."
 sparrowhawksilver: honestly, the burps gross me out quite badly, i'm lucky that i've already eaten, i couldn't now
  mtvcdm: ! next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Oki Oki Fight Club Tournament at Thu 03:00 PM PDT (28m from now).
 Lysander_salamander: I like that the owl has abs
 invalidCards: Go hit Beej!
 Lysander_salamander: musclebird
 Gascitygaming: he's secretly getting the eye drops
 GredGredmansson: "I've had a MONTH to figure this out, and I STILL don't get it."
filthwizard_1985: Beej! Get the bat!
 HorusFive: Literally his job right now
 Featherweight_: could just glurp
 SquareDotCube: Why not try calling Beej. 
 hvhTim: i need to play more Tee KO
 RandomTrivia: It took me too long to find this https://i.imgur.com/rgbb9BD.gif
XizorArgus: The delivery of "Oh, bad news Meej" absolutely got me the first time
 KevinTheShark: Oh no my audiOwO
 TehAmelie: Just Laughing And O-facing
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Justice League: Alternate Origins
 Mollylele: @RandomTrivia doin the lord's work 🙏
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 GredGredmansson: "I paid for the whole square..."
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serymew: Can't sleep. Ben will eat me.
 TehAmelie: anyone wanted to let rip a real throat fart, they could get away with it during these loading screens
h3rsh3yb4r: that's what horny looks like?
 Featherweight_: I'm done arting for the week
 RandomTrivia: Amazing
  Simriel: @Sarah Ah that makes sense cause then things would double up
 GredGredmansson: 
 A_Dub888: better question: Why isn’t yours horny Griffiths?
 human_pirate: Why did Graham draw Adam?
 BusTed: 
Cunobelenos: Perfect Ben
 Lysander_salamander: rapscallion
 RandomTrivia: Matt's :3 is adorable
 emberBecky: :3
 Montesque64: Matt is my favorite Phantom Thief
 KharadBanar: Graham looks like the 5th Gorillaz band member
 AugmentingPath: lore accurate matt
 darkora: Jordynne straight outta jojos
serymew: @human_pirate Maybe it's his alter ego. When was the last time we saw them both in one place?
 human_pirate: Graham drew the resting caveman face
 korvys: "Just a sleepy little guy"
 SquareDotCube: Graham has a little bit of that Gorillaz look
 Laserbeaks_Fury: #GOALS
 TallynNyntyg: Sleepin. Gotta get some Z's.
 wasterweiss: i love that graham is rocking the adam gamer pose
 Lord_Hosk: Time travel device
 DanTheMediocre: The essence of Eep
 LadyLockwood92: A mimir
serymew: Stardew Valley Grandpa?
 L0rdX33n: where I  desperately wish I was?
NarishmaReborn: that's my grandad from stardew valley
  Sarah: Yeah that's been intentional from the start of the YouTube streams
 BusTed: kinda like this guy actually
 Shadwhawk: You've basically guaranteed you'll get one in Mailtime now
 saucemaster5000: no, daddy woke up after the 90s
 gnyrinn: Anyone else think of King Crimson when they see Ben's protrait?
 KharadBanar: Don't Wake Daddy is one of those Temu dexterity games
 SquareDotCube: we'd probably get a Mr. Bucket thrown in for free
 hesterbyrde: Please make sure that Adam has to play that game
 Lord_Hosk: Don't wake daddy is still in print and available in store
 Gascitygaming: I had that game
 Gascitygaming: lost the hat
 Jillexie: wow
 Foxmar320: I found Don't Wake Daddy on Amazon for $17
itmightbemikey: Don't Wake Daddy is currently in print yeah
 GredGredmansson: yeah there's a button you press on his alarm clock
 beowuuf: and the lines equally spaced
 GredGredmansson: and press it enough times he wakes up
 kimmiekoneko: broken west
Stratavarius: I want the don't wake daddy and mouse trap combo game
 googoltudoris: gator golf, anyone?
 GredGredmansson: 1313 Dead End Drive!
 saucemaster5000: 13 dead end drive got a remake
SoylentDoener: dont wake daddy secret lair when?
 Kentosaurus: I think I have 13 dead end drive
XizorArgus: yooooooooooo 13 dead end drive!
 Featherweight_: that bull is a treasure
 CastleOtranto: Ooh, deep cut!
 Gekyouryuu: But can avoiding waking daddy be more exciting than the bull?
 TheMerricat: https://www.amazon.com/Winning-Moves-Games-Dead-Drive/dp/B07FPPZQ9J
 Simonark: What about that board game where you had to let Dracula bite your hand? Did I dream that?
itmightbemikey: Yes, 13 Dead End Drive is up on Amazone US
 MAPBoardgames: 13 deadend got a remake
 Sunidesus: there's some UK one too... Buckaroo or something?
 KaleidoscopeMind: can we see if the bull wakes up daddy
 harke_: Wild that both Don't Wake Daddy and Don't break the Ice have been mentioned during the subathon when both of those were created by my great grandfather!
 Foxmar320: Yeah Graham its also on Amazon
 NimrodXIV: I still have my old copy of 13 Dead End Drive
 beowuuf: mtg clue then
Stratavarius: You can, I got 13 Dead End Drive recently
XizorArgus: I think I still have my copy...
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 BusTed: @harke_ that is amazing
fungal_bird: Get Dr. Lucky is like clue in reverse, where you're trying to kill the guy
 Laserbeaks_Fury: The American Civil War
 HorusFive: Please, my father was The Body.  Just call me Mr Body
XizorArgus: All I gotta do is figure out how to get it from Ontario to BC
 jamesinor: @harke_ Your great grandfather is responsible for numerous moments from my childhood
 GredGredmansson: The story is that everyone is showing up to earn an inheritance, and all the people who AREN'T in the will try to off the person who is
 nappitatti: Nöyy
 GredGredmansson: its creative because any player can move any token
 SquareDotCube: I know it's a bit of a tradition but I could see 13 Dead End Drive for this year's Holloween
 BusTed: pronounced as a greek god
 spinebustertee: the real question is can you still buy Grape Escape
 harke_: @BusTed He also invented Don't Break the Camel's back and a few others!
 TallynNyntyg: Someone should've put in "monopoly"
Davis: 1313, twice as spooky
Angreed66: It's a good joke Cori
 Jillexie: Matt with the science
 BusTed: @harke_ That's really neat!
 RandomTrivia: Monopoles are theorized to be possible which is why they're such a holy grail
 saucemaster5000: "Don't let mommy sleep" was the more accurate board game
 CastleOtranto: Now Amazon is trying to sell me Mall Madness
 MarkovDescendant: Uri Geller?
 DanTheMediocre: generational trauma
 TehAmelie: Mortals fainting under the gaze of an evil god
 kimmiekoneko: ratemyspoon
 A_Dub888: that is a… powerful pic
NarishmaReborn: yelling at my q-tips
 Featherweight_: the spoon lord is angry
 SquareDotCube: Ah, the Don't Wake Daddy and 13 Dead End Drive crossover
FickleMuse: too many spoons
 harke_: @jamesinor Good ones I hope 
KeytarCat: Got my brother 13 dead end drive for his birthday because I thought it was the coolest thing and he was not interested
 hackingducks: bad mentalist
 Asimech: "General Zod willing cotton candy to grow"
 jamesinor: @SquareDotCube Can't Wake Daddy
 TallynNyntyg: Who sets up their pins upside-down?
 Laserbeaks_Fury: He's not angry, he's dissapointed
 TehAmelie: Uri Geller's secret
 SnackPak_: damn spoons have had it too good for too long
 RandomTrivia: You guys have spoons?
 Sunidesus: If I yell at them can I get more?
 SquareDotCube: Isn't it ironic
serymew: I'd be disappointed too if my broccoli (mini trees) kept falling over.
 SnackPak_: woooow
 jamesinor: @harke_ Mostly, sibling rivalries make games risky
 nappitatti: Graham OP
 TriChronos: May the fun continue! 10000
 TallynNyntyg: Shy guy.
 GredGredmansson: i remember these skit from sesame street
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Lysander_salamander: my friendly shadow?
 Simonark: Wasn’t Uri Geller’s secret just charlatanism?
 jamesinor: Me whenever I pull out the big spoon for cereal
 saucemaster5000: LOOK OUT theressomeonebehindyou!!
 KaleidoscopeMind: waving at the guy behind you
 RandomTrivia: 
 Asimech: "Bad at Shadowing"
 Gekyouryuu: I keep thinking the game is saying senpai
 TehAmelie: i feel that extrovert friend, as the introvert friend
 AugmentingPath: The three bathrooms: men, women, and accursed
 TallynNyntyg: The Bloody Mary bathroom.
 SquareDotCube: "Women" "Men" "Wii Play"
 beowuuf: or you = beej
 hackingducks: escaping shadow
excalgold: one of my big fears heh
 LadyLockwood92: No Stand jokes? Damn.
 Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 harke_: Amazing
 jamesinor: Anyone in chat play Star Wars Unlimited?
 TallynNyntyg: @LadyLockwood92 What is this, a JoJo reference?
 GredGredmansson: i don't like it
 beowuuf: spring roll?
 TallynNyntyg: Springsandwich
 BusTed: corkscrew sandwich
 Coloneljesus: sandwich with silly straw
 hackingducks: lettuce and hair sandwich, of course.
 tehfewl: pube on a sandwitch?
 unrivaledaesthetic: sproingwich
  Juliamon: figured out what G's avatar reminded me of https://i.ytimg.com/vi/PxBgfzmYMt8/maxresdefault.jpg
serymew: Spring-loaded sandwich? It's a tarp!
epsilon_vee: some kind of smelted metal sandwich
 KaleidoscopeMind: landing jam side down
 Lord_Hosk: Spring Salad Sandwich?
Stratavarius: Waiter, there is a spring in my sandwich
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Ceiling trap
 Featherweight_: lasagna trap
 harke_: The box spring on that sandwich needs replacing
 jamesinor: It looks like a cartoon sandwich that killed the health inspector in spongebob
fungal_bird: the music is evocative of Palmtree Panic
 GredGredmansson: "sandwhich"
 RandomTrivia: 
 TallynNyntyg: @serymew Can't be a tarp, the tarp budget's dry again.
serymew: Maybe it's a sadwich.
apocalyptic_squirrel: hello all!
 Simonark: A Springloaded Seagull Press
 SquareDotCube: Vegan curly hair sub sandwich
 hackingducks: mcccorkscrew is also great
 harke_: Hair sandwich is a cursed sentence
apocalyptic_squirrel: I can't tell if the fart noise is in the game or someone in the room
 Lysander_salamander: I voted for McCorkscrew
 infranova: If that's a sub sandwich I'd hate to see the dom one
 Laserbeaks_Fury: That joke kinda spiraled out of control
 Mollylele: I prefer a sandswitch
serymew: The dom sandwich has a boxing glove on it.
 LadyLockwood92: I'm gonna head to bed. Have fun y'all~
 beowuuf: 
 Asimech: Dom sandwich would just be the one who controls the screw. @infranova
 nappitatti: Boo
 jamesinor: This is the last McCorkscrew. The species we were making them from has gone extinct
 bagfullofbees: @LadyLockwood92 good night
 beowuuf: 
 TallynNyntyg: @Asimech He who controls the screw, controls the party.
 korvys: So who has the minigolf scorecard now?
 nappitatti: Cute
serymew: Love missionaries?!
 TehAmelie: shiny happy people smiling holding hands
 spinebustertee: the notification that James is playing Smash was... honestly very funny
  mtvcdm: ! next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Oki Oki Fight Club Tournament at Thu 03:00 PM PDT (12m from now).
CAKHost: Across the room those pencils look like worms. I guess pencils are almost worms if they didn't have the eraser?
 BusTed: I love it
 TallynNyntyg: Yas, queen
 Lysander_salamander: I love this
 bagfullofbees: mood
  mtvcdm: Um
 korvys: "look at my human son"
 KaleidoscopeMind: uh
 GredGredmansson: look at this graph
 harke_: Yes
excalgold: 'look at this Photograph'
 raulghoulia: I've seen this episode of Hazbin Hotel
 brieandbacon: Look at this photograph
apocalyptic_squirrel: for some reason this gives me Edna Mode vibes
 Twilight_Spark: I love lamp.
 unrivaledaesthetic: the EYES
SeismicLawns: i'm also wondering what this is
ButButTheJesus: LOOK AT THIS GRAAAPH
 LPS_97: Have you seen this person
apocalyptic_squirrel: No capes!
 TallynNyntyg: Anime kid.
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Bring me Pictures of Spider-Man
NarishmaReborn: whatever it is, it's great
 CastleOtranto: I think I saw this on Invader Zim.
 tehfewl: *Borat Voice* My husband!
 TallynNyntyg: XD
 TallynNyntyg: I'm the messed up kid!
cheshire_creeper: I drew this for you
danisfine:  
drawnbinary: malfina and conneticut clark sizing
SeismicLawns: the fact that one of these is the right answer
 RandomTrivia: WOAH
 Lysander_salamander: wow
 spethycakes: amazing
 korvys: what a prompt
 brieandbacon: Beautiful
 harke_: Damn
 Jillexie: wow
 public_key_reveal_party: that's me
 Lord_Hosk: Subathon was a prompt?
  mtvcdm: Number go up!
 LPS_97: Duality of stonks
 Cavemanhar: US taxes
 TallynNyntyg: The mad dummy from Undertale
 spethycakes: "the money or the IP rights?"
Patorik: Side Hustle
serymew: Paying bills with a dual monitor?
ButButTheJesus: mama economy
 Greendrag13: @public_key_reveal_party In the corner? Losing your religion?
Mai_Andra: Money or Meaning.  You can only choose one...
 korvys: Health insurance
 Laserbeaks_Fury: It's time to play "Chat or Money!"
Angreed66: monty hall problem
 CastleOtranto: Grampa just got his medical bills
 forcedreject: The "HELLO" sounds like Ian
 GredGredmansson: i swear graham gets someone every time
  mtvcdm: I didn't expect the Shamwow nostalgia
 brieandbacon: You wanna buy a sundial?
 GredGredmansson: love it
 Lysander_salamander: axe salesman
 infranova: Hekidy
 Laserbeaks_Fury: WHATERYA BUYIN?
 spinebustertee: whatareyabuying?
 Wolfstrike_NL: Candyman!
 TehAmelie: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You owe 300 kilos of potatoes.
 dm818: What are you buyin'?
 Cavemanhar: eyltra
 TheWooglie: Heather with an axe
 Greendrag13: ah, yes. The purveyor of illicit tomahawks
serymew: Oh hey, Andrew the back alley axe salesman.
trebuchetboy: axe salesman
 Gekyouryuu: Back Ally Axe Salesman
 bagfullofbees: hey kid, wanna buy an axe?
 kimmiekoneko: hey kid? wanna buy a pocket?
 BITs19_: wanna buy an axe?
 infranova: Hey kid, you wanna buy an axe?
offbeatwitch: whatcha buyin. whatcha buyin. whatcha buyin
 CastleOtranto: @Laserbeaks_Fury First place my mind went
marmalade_pen: a pez dispenser in a tissue
 raulghoulia: Stranger! Stranger!
 hackingducks: the idea of an undercover fireman is great
 Gadora: Undercover fireman is an excellent concept.
 TehAmelie: undercover fireman is my favorite thing i've heard in at least ten minutes
 GredGredmansson: airing this fall on NBC
 TallynNyntyg: Fabio
 Lysander_salamander: sounds like a band name
 harke_: I want a whole sketch series of Undercover Fireman now
serymew: I hear Q3 we'll see a small nerf for Graham.
 slickslickman: gotta stay out of the pocket of "Big Fire"
 Cavemanhar: zune ads
 darkcyril: Are you a fireman? Legally you have to tell me.
 Sunidesus: it's important to be able to sneak up on the fire
 Lysander_salamander: tumblr sexyman
 BusTed: ✨
 PawssumFable: Beautiful tourist?
 emberBecky: oh my so sparkly
 harke_: Fabio?
 kimmiekoneko: that guy from stardew valley who lives on the beach
trebuchetboy: goregeous pau;
trebuchetboy: *Paul
 bagfullofbees: Fabio
 Dromos_GHG: Cameron?
 Lysander_salamander: picasso oc
 PawssumFable: @kimmiekoneko Elliot, mm.
 AugmentingPath: you better figure it out, youi need it for the christmas party
 PawssumFable: He's such a sweetheart if you friend him lol
NathanLonghair: the fun of continuously listening to farts and burps from that game is starting to wear thin
 raulghoulia: Diamond Dust
serymew: Would totally buy those cookies.
trebuchetboy: @PawssumFable The guy from the Spike Feeders?
 beowuuf: glow up wookie
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Crunch Buttsteak!
 BusTed: 
 GredGredmansson: 
 PawssumFable: If you marry him, he writes you poems and letters while he sells his book all over the country
 spethycakes: Big McLargeHuge
 PawssumFable: No, from Stardew
 RandomTrivia: Well played Graham! 
 brieandbacon: Good job party people!!
 jamesinor: The species we used to make the McCorkscrew has gone extinct.
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Definitely a sandwich from the Subwayverse
 Dog_of_Myth: Oki Oki time
 Metric_Furlong: late night fight fight
TheAinMAP:  
 brieandbacon: It's Teej!!
DaVeganPolice: 
XizorArgus: Beej returned!
 CaptainKranok: Commentary? During Fight Club?
 Dog_of_Myth: Hi Beej
 harke_: That was real fun, I'm glad I managed to catch the tail end of the party game section!
 Stormgod519: you dont say
serymew: Party party!
 TheWriterAleph: hi beej-not-mike
 public_key_reveal_party: that is not true
 Bruceski: He's not Mike, he's Beej
 e_bloc: last break was 16:38, now 17:05 for a net gain of 37 minutes durnig jackbox
 MehallD: Beej (yelling) : I'LL BE QUIET
 CookieMom: Hoy hoy!
  RayFK: Natural salesperson
Foxmar320 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 122 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Foxmar320! (Today's storm count: 390)
 bagfullofbees: hello yes I am here
 PawssumFable: I do not in fact have $300 to drop to make it 18 Jordynne, sorry
  mtvcdm: ! subathon
  LRRbot: Sub-a-Thon rules: Prime/standard Tier 1/Gift subs will add 1 minute each to the timer, Tier 2 subs add 2 minutes, and Tier 3 subs add 5 minutes. Bits also can be used: 400 Bits will add 1 minute, and multiples will count (ie. 800 Bits will add 2 minutes), but Power-Up effects like big emotes will NOT count. Youtube contributions unfortunately do not count, but are nevertheless appreciated!
  Foxmar320: I did
 Stormgod519: LOL
  RayFK: Uh ohhhh, crestiiiiiieeees
 Greendrag13: 100  I'm helping!
  Foxmar320: Twitch let me do it again
  Texan_Reverend: !prime
  LRRbot: If you have Amazon Prime, you get one free Twitch sub per month to use on any channel you wish (it's hidden in the Subscribe button's popup, you need to click on the elevate your subcription button, and it does not autorenew). Any of those subs that make their way to LRR are greatly appreciated, but it's free money for any channel you choose to support!
  Foxmar320: I don't know why
 MaseyFool: i love this is like the 5th time ive come in to check on the subathon and everytime they are moving to the next segment lmao
 AnderKryst: 100
DoodlestheGreat: T2's add two minutes, T3's add 5
 brieandbacon: !holes
  LRRbot: The hole is napping; come back later.
 bagfullofbees: @Foxmar320 it doesn't even matter how hard you try
 NotCainNorAbel: @RayFK crestussy?
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 TreeVor84: 100 100 100 100 100
  RayFK: @NotCainNorAbel banned
 Dog_of_Myth: I would like for you to do that as well.
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 MehallD: Don't forget the stretch goal of Jordynne changing her middle name
ShippingLordLex subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 3 months!
ShippingLordLex: Lets hit 18 hours!
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 RandomTrivia: Here, have a quarter of an hour
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 NotCainNorAbel: @RayFK fair
 lochnessseammonster:   
Pat Baer: Well fine!
Therberus: number tries to go down, but they won't let it go down, how sad for the number... 😥
  Sarah: It's okay, the number makes downward progress overnight
Therberus: hope the number can get some well deserved rest after this is all said and done
  Texan_Reverend: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
ButButTheJesus: THAMK
marmalade_pen: thats a lot of subs!!
LuckieIsLive subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 35 months, currently on a 20 month streak!
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TheAinMAP:   
 spethycakes: 
 ahandfulofbears: @RandomTrivia Thanks for the gift sub!
 kemykatze: @RandomTrivia, tak for gaveabonnementet!
 brieandbacon: !picnic
  LRRbot:  THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. 
 Lord_Hosk: Twitch let me resubscribe to funko 6 streams in a row.  It only charged me for one month but it added 6 to my streak count.   Twitch can be twitchy
 ClodiumSoride: time for more Mine o' Clock fakeouts
 RandomTrivia: That's all I've got in me this week, figured I'd drop them sometime useful
 Therberus: @randomtrivia the community thanks you 💙
 frnknstn: And Serge!
 LordZarano: Game 1: https://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/DrawfulGame/4da377e13a38b08a1de9aee8b7fc4cdb/
 OctaveCello: 100 100 100
lichen_subscribe: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Oki Oki Fight Club Tournament at Thu 03:00 PM PDT (2m from now).
  Sarah: The number will get to rest before some LRR members do, it doesn't have to be at the PPR on Sunday
DoodlestheGreat: @Lord_Hosk Do you know if it paid Funko for all six?
 LordZarano: Last game: https://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/DrawfulGame/1fc83b08f0b048939c01746a67c0d119/
 Simonark: So the timer now takes us through past James and Friends tomorrow.
 PawssumFable: yaaay
Tzimisce_Joe: Nice
 Therberus: Yay, we can make James get up early again
bjorlamn: hyped to be in a tourny on the channel!
serymew: "Past" James. I thought they sealed that time door.
 feralskink: 1555
  Simriel: Wait the PPR is SUNDAY? Ooft
Tzimisce_Joe: Oh no the time door
 Therberus: They did, James' past is slightly different than the dinosaur past. Much less teeth
 Simonark: Now it’s chipping away time for Wheeler to Soul Demons
 thatguysteve2709: If the math is correct as long as chat does not let it dip more than 2 hrs a day it will go to the end just on resub during live hrs
 haberley: wobbly cam
marmalade_pen: see you in the vod! good luck to all
 Therberus: Honestly, the amount of content we get from these is just amazing. So much vods to go back to 🤩
 Coloneljesus: 
 Mangledpixel: dance like everyone's watching!
 BITs19_: we love our gays
 Therberus: Plus actual live Jordynne 😙👌
  James_LRR: fucking youths
 malfnord: @thatguysteve2709 Is that accounting for the overnight viewer dropoff?
 baltimore_667083: 
GameSageZB: them kids is at it again!
 Redbassist: 
 iconicshadow89:  
XizorArgus: dance party!
apocalyptic_squirrel: strong moves
 Dog_of_Myth:   
 ArrestedHouse: 
 Therberus: WOAH LANGUAGE @james_lrr
 malfnord: 
 emberBecky: oh I walk away and come back to raucous dancing! 
 pn55:  
XizorArgus: 
 beowuuf: 
insanecat6mtg:   
 TheWooglie: 
 LordZarano:  
 draxov: All the LGBTQI+ in house say Way-oooh!
 kaboomjr26: Street fighter 6?
 Mangledpixel: way-ohhhhh!
  Sarah: Sure is!
 RandomTrivia: Way-ohhhh
KinkerbellRose: Way-oooh~
 Simonark: I think there was dancing but I only have a hazy memory of it?
ButButTheJesus: jordynne sneaking
serymew: 
 haberley: way-oooh!
 quietcat: way-oooh!
 RandomTrivia: [are y'all ready for this] *drop*
 thatguysteve2709: Based on the daily like gifts subs yes
 Helrumyc: Way-oooh!
Tzimisce_Joe:   
 PawssumFable: https://clips.twitch.tv/SavageAcceptableBottleWholeWheat-aPhFLO2XhL8yQd0W
 RandomTrivia: BLURRY KITTY!
 Crad0k: kitty!
 justacrabgrass: 
Darantei: Kitty!
 Going_Medium: kitty!
 Mangledpixel: aww, it's a blur!
 shurtal: HOLLA HOLLA CAT DOLLA
Riki: Just got off work finally. I see Jordynne is making their job fun.
 Sunidesus: kitty!
snydepels2: Kitty!
 MTigress: kity
thatjuantoo: 
 haberley: kitty has coin if we have wares
 spethycakes: 
 RandomTrivia: Jordynne knows what Chat wants
insanecat6mtg: kitty!
Tzimisce_Joe: Cat tax!
 shurtal: show cat feet
 draxov: Everyone stroke your cat now, the kitty tax must be paid
 Dog_of_Myth: Needs more dogs. 
 Gulleko: my brain seeing two way-oooohs in a row: "daylight come and me wanna go home"
CAKHost: KITTY -> ^w^
 thatguysteve2709: I scratch my dog instead
 cmdrud87: daaay-oh, me say daaaaay-oh...
Tzimisce_Joe: 
 draxov: my cat attacked me while I strokes her, she is a danger fluff
 PhoenixShaman: whats going on/up next?
 Gascitygaming: Oh, hey chat, I beat Elden Ring for the first time last night and got Ranni's Ending! 
 haberley: @PhoenixShaman oki oki
CAKHost: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Oki Oki Fight Club Tournament at Thu 03:00 PM PDT (5m ago).
apocalyptic_squirrel: @Gascitygaming well done! how was it? last I played I was vaguely working towards Ranni's quest
 PhoenixShaman: @haberley thankie thankie
deusvampire: @Gascitygaming Good Job
 Dog_of_Myth: @Gascitygaming Congrats!!
 RandomTrivia: *ominous sudden silence
 haberley: and then the music was over
 Gascitygaming: It's apparently one of the 'good' endings, I liked it, went full strength build with a Mimic tear and it was actually kind of easy, first tried the Elden Beast
deusvampire: Fight time
 BITs19_:  
 BusTed: Hello!
 Dog_of_Myth: No more music, only fight remains
 xantos69: Hello game folks!
DaVeganPolice: hola 
TheAinMAP:    
ManWithTheMask13: WE'RE HEREEEEEEE
apocalyptic_squirrel: hello hello!
 GredGredmansson: 
 shendaras: 
 Luminaire_p: They're here
ManWithTheMask13:   
 therepoman__: What's good gamers
BurgerGamer: WE'RE HERE
apocalyptic_squirrel: it's time to f-f-f-fisticuffs
Symphoneers: Cori-cori fight club? 
 e_bloc: stream starting at 17:22
thatjuantoo: 
TheAinMAP: Hello.
Mai_Andra:   
 chrono2x: hahaha
 forcedreject: How many of Adam's Disciple's are in this?
 RandomTrivia: 
 Dog_of_Myth: !discord
  LRRbot: LRR has an official Discord server! And you don't even need to be subbed or anything! You can join here: https://discord.gg/lrr
momalyd: It this Let's Talk?
thatjuantoo: 
 AceGun_: gamers, please!
 saucemaster5000: gamers?
KinkerbellRose: Adam refuses to herd cats? How could he!
 HiCallMeRusty: hi hi hello. I'm ready to watch the punchyfriends
apocalyptic_squirrel: is there a particular channel to look at in the discord?
DaVeganPolice: any gamers?
 Hansk_and_Boo: 100 GET IN THE LRR DISCORD GAMERS!!!
flowerseses subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 55 months!
 flowerseses: good luck gamers!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, flowerseses! (Today's storm count: 413)
ManWithTheMask13: Just talk smack about Gief and you'll call me about just fine
 Sydet1: If you're in the bracket there's aspecific channel you'll get added to
  mtvcdm: ! discord
  LRRbot: LRR has an official Discord server! And you don't even need to be subbed or anything! You can join here: https://discord.gg/lrr
 LurkerSpine: Watching from the hotel check in line!
  Simriel: !discord
 Dog_of_Myth: !subathon
  LRRbot: Sub-a-Thon rules: Prime/standard Tier 1/Gift subs will add 1 minute each to the timer, Tier 2 subs add 2 minutes, and Tier 3 subs add 5 minutes. Bits also can be used: 400 Bits will add 1 minute, and multiples will count (ie. 800 Bits will add 2 minutes), but Power-Up effects like big emotes will NOT count. Youtube contributions unfortunately do not count, but are nevertheless appreciated!
 cle0deen: Evening all
 itsr67: wahoo
deusvampire: If anybody was wondering it's currently Midnight in Denmark perfect time to watch an entire fighting-game tournament
 cle0deen: Hi Cori Hi Adam
 saucemaster5000: go fight some streets gamers for those of us who are working!
 itsr67: best of luck everyone
Mai_Andra: I see live brackets.
 therepoman__: Good luck gamers
 BorealMage: Bracket is here: https://www.start.gg/tournament/oki-oki-fight-club-sf6-tournament-v2/event/sf6-bracket/brackets/1712847/2545926
 TheWooglie: (live)
 Alas_Babylon: And now the game truly begins
 flowerseses: @deusvampire I brought my laptop to the bed, and it's so late but I am watching it!
benjamin_wheeler: good luck y'all
 Dog_of_Myth: Good luck to all who are fighting
HaphazardHaberdashery subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 110 months!
 HaphazardHaberdashery: Waiting for Oki to hit my resub for the subathon
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  mtvcdm: Well over a day to add in order to reach cap, hopefully we can do that.
v_nome: We're getting some people filtering in I think
Links_Kun: is it ft3?
DaVeganPolice: I only wish luck upon AceGun, may our battle be legendary
  LRRbot: LRR has an official Discord server! And you don't even need to be subbed or anything! You can join here: https://discord.gg/lrr
  Simriel: !subathon
 chrono2x: 1770 minutes needed until cap reached.
 thatguysteve2709: Good luck everybody have fun
 Veggiekeks: Good Luck everyone!
 Jigokuro: The timer is too high to happen, but it'd be really funny if the subathon ran out right at Finals. 
 ylegm: GLHF
 Helrumyc: Dang, too late to join, but I've got to work at the moment so it's all good
Links_Kun: ok cool thank you 
 Zaneysed: Best pass
 Dog_of_Myth: Nice
 RandomTrivia: Nice nice
  LRRbot: Sub-a-Thon rules: Prime/standard Tier 1/Gift subs will add 1 minute each to the timer, Tier 2 subs add 2 minutes, and Tier 3 subs add 5 minutes. Bits also can be used: 400 Bits will add 1 minute, and…
CoconutRanger1515: We havent started yet do you want us to wait?
 tod_vom_himmel: wierd it wont let me check in on start gg, the "check in" button isnt a button on my screen
CoconutRanger1515: ok
 Alas_Babylon: * Do Not Start * gamers
JDogg2K4: Good luck and have fun all!
  LambMower: what is a block
 Alas_Babylon: GLHF
 Zaneysed: Lamb the GOAT
 definenull: Gl all
Chefryto90: Good Luck to all participants!
  LambMower: guys what are the controls
v_nome: @tod_vom_himmel Think you're waiting for round 2
 Cavemanhar: GLHF all participants
 BusTed: 
ManWithTheMask13: LET'S GO LAMBBB
 RandomTrivia: 
 LMAOkai_: gl gl lamb!
ManWithTheMask13: HE'S MY GOART
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 RandomTrivia: GLHF all competitors!
 littleunknownn: Amazing
 SymphonySolstice:  lamb
DaVeganPolice: letsgo lamb
benjamin_wheeler: lamb has 5 hrs in this game, I believe
 Zaneysed: Lamb has a SOLID 5 hours, they're my goat
 spethycakes: most buttons pressed wins!
BurgerGamer: YOU GOT THIS LAMB
 forcedreject: Mmmmm Bison
themostjoast: the day 1 pocket bison lets go
apocalyptic_squirrel: Simply Gladius until successful
 definenull: Please let this be a Johnny donuts moment
 Saintnex: #TeamLambmower!
 James_the_Dabbler: Lamb you got this
 cle0deen: I'm pretty sure it only works if you smash the buttons
CAKHost: 
 RandomTrivia: That was BRUTAL
 TheWriterAleph: gotdam
apocalyptic_squirrel: the harder you press, the more damage attacks do, innit
 James_the_Dabbler: Oh my GOD
 iiieye: As soon as there is a new Soul Caliber I will play a fighting game
apocalyptic_squirrel: clean af DI
 cle0deen: @apocalyptic_squirrel and if you lean sideways you turn more
 Hansk_and_Boo: OMG I can't wait till MVC2 gets the re-release
apocalyptic_squirrel: @cle0deen yeah I use that to make my super inputs faster. what we call a pro strat
 Alas_Babylon: #JustMarisaThings
   Anubis169:  
 littleunknownn: You're doing fine!
thatjuantoo: Game 1's for data.
 James_the_Dabbler: Stop stop they're already dead!
 AceGun_: Chat will take care of the commentary.
 cmdrud87: just get Graham and Beej in there and do wrestling commentary
 nappitatti: I don't play or watch fighting games but this commentary is great
apocalyptic_squirrel: "hanging out and talking about fighting games" is really good though
 forcedreject: The zoomy bar
 Zaneysed: The fun bar
 Hansk_and_Boo: Bar is life
 Cavemanhar: nice juggle
 forcedreject: Optimal?
ManWithTheMask13: The comedy bar
 Metric_Furlong: okay, so we've had the high seed versus low seed match 
 saucemaster5000: can't pancake people without the green butter
ManWithTheMask13: Ya gotta turn green to get that green
 Frizzlenill: sorry that lamb has to start facing a master player 
 iiieye: Burnout? Paradise or Takedown?
 cle0deen: I liked Burnout
drawnbinary: i relate to that, i cant do good moves in burnout either
apocalyptic_squirrel: @Frizzlenill oh hey it's my round 2 opponent, nice to meet you
 Zaneysed: Lamb's the goat, I got faith
 Frizzlenill: hi!
apocalyptic_squirrel: hello! 
 forcedreject: What is "plus" I only press
 Alas_Babylon: G L A D I U S
 Metric_Furlong: @Zaneysed well, actually, a lamb is a sheep 
 SymphonySolstice: A for effort ggs lamb
DaVeganPolice: ggs ggs
El_Zilcho22: ggs
 g0lg0r0th: ggs
 LMAOkai_: ggs ggs
 definenull: ggs
 Saintnex: ggs!
  LambMower: I win right?
 therepoman__: ggs ggs
Drunk_Owl subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 46 months!
ManWithTheMask13: ggs ggs ggs
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Drunk_Owl! (Today's storm count: 415)
apocalyptic_squirrel: @forcedreject I have said "am I minus there or am I just bad" many times while playing this game
 SymphonySolstice: you win in our hearts lamb
 LowUpsideCJ: ggs ggs
apocalyptic_squirrel: @LambMower the moral victory. that DI was sweet
 Lysander_salamander: why does Bison look like Gollum's muscular cousin?
 Dog_of_Myth: @LambMower You won chat
Links_Kun: ggs 
 Saintnex: @LambMower does winning the  hearts of chat count? 
 Gascitygaming: for newer folks, what are plus and minus?
DaVeganPolice: @LambMower GGs GGs
 bytecaster: @Lysander_salamander He had a mild case of being dead
 forcedreject: @apocalyptic_squirrel As a tekken player the answer to both those questions has usually been "...yes"
 Lysander_salamander: again?
 Alas_Babylon: @Gascitygaming Frame advantage and disadvantage. Being in plus means you're that many frames behind your opponents, iirc
  LambMower: GGs @Links_Kun  Almost had you
 spethycakes: @LambMower genuinely inspiring! Thanks for playing!
El_Zilcho22: 
thatjuantoo: o7
 Docthorr: BUCKETS! I'm missing the Oki tourney because I need this stupid thing called sleep! VoD life forever
 saucemaster5000: @Gascitygaming frame advantage, plus means youre moves will be coming out sooner than the other player
 HorusFive: Will we get any Oki Oki regular call ins?
Links_Kun: @LambMower 
apocalyptic_squirrel: @Gascitygaming when both characters finish an animation, one will usually finish some time before the other. we count that time in frames (fighting games are 60fps) and we say the person who finished first "has plus frames"
 AceGun_: Then why am doing all this homework?
 itsr67: https://glossary.infil.net/?t=Frame%20Advantage For those who are curious about "Plus" or "Minus"
 forcedreject: But Cory if you end up enjoying it, it stops being homework
 Ciijay: The one time I'm off of work and I would be able to join this. Haha, sadly on vacation and no controller.. And my game is waaay more of Guilty Gear
 tod_vom_himmel: cori i play fighting games and ive never used a single braincell
 RebekahWSD: I like watching fighting games, but playing them is not for me
 Lysander_salamander: I guess his scheme to transplant his brain into Cammy or her sisters didn't work?
 definenull: Wait you didn't have to do homework to press buttons?
 Docthorr: GL & HF button pressers! Go kill some nerds! (in game ofc)
 Metric_Furlong: I mean, you get better at most games by playing them
 bytecaster: But what if I want to know if I'm +2 on block though
apocalyptic_squirrel: such animations can include things like hitting and blocking, so moves where you finish an attack animation before your opponent finishes blocking it are called "plus on block" and those are Good
 Gascitygaming: thanks all!
 flowerseses: gotta just lose the first 100-200 games and get the game into your fingies
Symphoneers: I feel like Nelly's a testament to vibing once a week being fun/valid and fine for improving.
apocalyptic_squirrel: @bytecaster SF6 has a frame meter you can turn on in the settings, which will tell you this sort of thing!
 MilkInBags: i want to report that i won 3 times against heef
 definenull: Koomers
apocalyptic_squirrel: otherwise you'll see it on wikis and stuff
 itsr67: For those who are struggling with fighting game terminology, a great way to look it up is through the Infil Glossary at https://glossary.infil.net/
 Ciijay: Honestly if you know a lot of older fighting games it's not too bad to try and get into again and adjust. The technicalities can be hard to learn.
Mai_Andra: aKENma
 bytecaster: @apocalyptic_squirrel I was just joking, but appreciated nonetheless!
  LambMower: If anyone is wondering, I am a Tekken player and I have 5 hours total in SF6. I'm just here to be a jobber and make people look good
 Ciijay: There's a lot of basics though that you can pick up on too, from just watching people play
 Zaneysed: @LambMower My goat
 bytecaster: @LambMower Have you tried doing some electrics with Bison?
apocalyptic_squirrel: @bytecaster You got me good 
 MilkInBags: justin wong coming to win this whole thing for glory 
DaVeganPolice: didn't even taunt jet upper with bison, smh
 thatguysteve2709: Don't down play yourself lamb you did fine
 Frizzlenill: @LambMower it's admirable that you did your best against a Master player round 1, you did great
 Ciijay: EVO hype this weekend too
 spethycakes: @LambMower IN my opinion, showing up on time for first round is a huge win
apocalyptic_squirrel: @LambMower this is my first fighting game! you are not alone in being new to the genre
 hopping_moon: @loadingreadyrun how do I join the tournament?
 tod_vom_himmel: whats a dragon punch
 shurtal: and a body projectile
 Helrumyc: It'd be fun if there was a oki oki fight club voice channel in the discord
 Bearudite: got the tatsu
 bytecaster: They loooove going Hadouken
Scar_Red_Tiger: The best was when I drew a round in tournament.
apocalyptic_squirrel: @tod_vom_himmel a big showy uppercut that beats aerial moves
  LambMower: Fighting games are a fantastic time, play fighting games y'all 
 definenull: Oww
 itsr67: @hopping_moon There was a sign up, I dont know if its still active after the bracket went live
 forcedreject: Akuma very squishy
 MilkInBags: what if I say please
 cmdrud87: buut... ffr?
DaVeganPolice: Milk can take my spot
 saucemaster5000: milk coming in with legend ranked kim
 Gascitygaming: head on over to the Lrr discord though and you'll find great folks to play!
  LambMower: Don't worry chat I'm just setting up the redemption arc in the losers bracket
 definenull: Omg the shimmies
 Zaneysed: Akuma blows up
 Ciijay: if you can't join this tournament though, a bunch of folks in the community play fighting games on their own time. 
 itsr67: 
ManWithTheMask13: These two are swinging
 Ciijay: Not just Street Fighter too!
ManWithTheMask13: Hats off to these gamers
 LurkerSpine: No, mfer just gets everything
 CaptainSpam: Eduardo Honda
 SolarBlitz1: Deeper to master
 raulghoulia: Who has the best fatality?
 itsr67: he's definitely a very good character with the whole toolbox
 Frizzlenill: akuma's approachable but he IS much harder to master because he has a lot more options
Scar_Red_Tiger: Less room for mistakes
 MWGNZ: dont need health if you're always hitting op
apocalyptic_squirrel: yeah I've been playing Akuma because he is good at some stuff I'm trying to learn
 hopping_moon: @ciijay can I have a link to the discord?
 Gascitygaming: !discord
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apocalyptic_squirrel: so he makes it easier, but he's not necessarily an easy character to reliably win with
Scar_Red_Tiger: Do we have any Modern Gamers in the bracket?
 inconsideratehat: DP? That's illegal to show in Canada
 AceGun_: @Scar_Red_Tiger Yup, at least a handful.
 flowerseses: play_guy's reactions to stuff here are so impressive so far
Links_Kun: @inconsideratehat  gachiGASM gachiGASM
 definenull: Noooo
 LowUpsideCJ: I might be outmatched in this bracket
 Zaneysed: No shot, youre the goat
ManWithTheMask13: They're the goart
apocalyptic_squirrel: @LowUpsideCJ don't worry, there's a mix of levels here afaik
 BITs19_: 1-1?
apocalyptic_squirrel: there's at least me, I'm a silver/gold level player
 Alas_Babylon: 1-1 so far
 Ciijay: @LowUpsideCJ From one CJ to another CJ - I'm cheering you on!
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 saucemaster5000: gief drinks gauges like eggnog on christmas
 bytecaster: If you get knocked down, do you get up again, cause they can never gonna get you down?
 Frizzlenill: also parry lets you GAIN drive gauge when you block moves, but if you get thrown you DIE
 Dog_of_Myth: Just do your best and have fun.
 forcedreject: I like how you call that an "incident"
 cle0deen: And be nice to the other gamers
apocalyptic_squirrel: @bytecaster need this song edited over clips of pros getting throw looped
ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 you rang? 
 saucemaster5000: @ManWithTheMask13 stay away from my butter!
 bytecaster: Damn, I'm still impressed how good SF6 turned out.
apocalyptic_squirrel: Saucemaster, are you still playing Manon? I managed to join a couple early okioki streams and I remember we had a really fun set back in t'day
 Alas_Babylon: Jeez, this match
ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 
apocalyptic_squirrel: (you destroyed me but it was the good kind of loss lol)
 cmdrud87: brutality
 Zaneysed: Pwewish
 therepoman__: da weak must pewish
 definenull: Magic pixel
 Alas_Babylon: !!!!
 MWGNZ: 
 cmdrud87: wow
 alchemistsavant: That was such a close match!
DaVeganPolice: what a classic
 BITs19_: dasaaaaaaaammmm
 ylegm: V. Nice
 CaptainSpam: 1 is not 0
apocalyptic_squirrel: damn that drive rush was nice
 Dog_of_Myth: What a round
 BITs19_: 2-1 Ken
ManWithTheMask13: Footsies
 RandomTrivia: The sliver!
 Redbassist: 
Cinnabat: What a match!
 flowerseses: wowwww
 Alas_Babylon: 2-1 Ken
 flowerseses: that was SO tense
 forcedreject: ah right you can DP the air fireballs in SF6
 lightfut: Presume this is R1 of the tourney?
 Dog_of_Myth: It is
 Alas_Babylon: @lightfut Yep
 Frizzlenill: regular dp beating ex air fireball wat
apocalyptic_squirrel: @forcedreject sometimes, they're quite tricky to get through, depending on spacing/angle
 DNAli3n: this is a great match
 ylegm: @forcedreject it's the one fireball the Chun Li's hazanshu can actually mitigate
apocalyptic_squirrel: if Akuma takes damage the fireball will go away, so in this case Ken's DP hit Akuma's feet before the projectile made contact
 forcedreject: @apocalyptic_squirrel Wasn't it that they have strike properties in this game?
 Alas_Babylon: Absolute clinic being put on here
 raulghoulia: what's with that clown?
 AceGun_: @raulghoulia vibing
 Diabore: Scuse you, its a mime
Leaf Cooper: pixel and a dream
 bytecaster: Do you think they like being called mr.mime?
 itsr67: well done
 LowUpsideCJ: what a round one
ManWithTheMask13: ggs ggs ggs sick set
 DNAli3n: wp both
 definenull: Ggs ggs
El_Zilcho22: ggs
 BITs19_: 3-1 Ken, GGs!
tycoonbosh: I might have missed this, but what does "plus frames" mean?
 Dog_of_Myth: GGs
 Frizzlenill: so for new folks, crosscut is an input technique that lets you uppercut an opponent as they pass over your headd without it being misinterpreted as a different move input by the game
 flowerseses: great game!
 g0lg0r0th: GGs
 Alas_Babylon: @tycoonbosh You are ahead by that many frames on your opponent, giving you an action advantage.
apocalyptic_squirrel: @tycoonbosh when you finish an animation some frames before your opponent does, you have "plus frames"
 ghizmou: 
tycoonbosh: Cool, thanks y'all
violetblight: adam, looks like the brackets set to ft2
 LurkerSpine: Most folks are probably used to reserved games on start.gg would be my guess
apocalyptic_squirrel: such animations include attacking and blocking, so someone might hit an opponent who blocks an attack, but recover a bit earlier, so that's "plus on block"
 Frizzlenill: 'plus frames' or frame advantage refers to how many frames sooner you can act than your opponent after a situation
 Frizzlenill: !infil
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 forcedreject: When I try to teach my fighting game newbie friends about plus frames I refer to that one TFS scene of Goku punching Jeice
Ant__R: seeing if you could turn that notification off?
CoconutRanger1515: its not letting me report the games on startgg for some reason
ManWithTheMask13: Startgg also just kind of sucks as a site
 forcedreject: "Remember Jeice if you find yourself being repeatedly punched in the face..." "You gonna block any of these..?"
Alex_Frostfire: Yeah, this UI leaves something to be desired.
  Pharmacistjudge: really wish I wasn’t at work right now
 Zaneysed: Start.gg makes me appreicate melee for mtg
 iiieye: @pharmacistjudge I wish that whenever I am at work
 tod_vom_himmel: it seems like challonge is a bit smoother? but maybe thats just me
 ApplicativeJones: weren't you also sick last year during the setup portion, making it hard to remember anything?
 Ciijay: We all wanna jam
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 Jezus38: @ciijay can't say that I do, but I do enjoy watching the folks here
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 Ciijay: If people do ever want to try fighting games - this is a great group to jam with though. A lot of folks are helpful and encouraging and practice together
  Pharmacistjudge: how do we kill time?  drive rush time into a level 2?
 Jezus38: For sure. Loved last year's, so I'm glad to see part of this year's event too
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ManWithTheMask13: More like Supershot
 Frizzlenill: @tod_vom_himmel I agree, it's smoother and faster but it's also more barebones. There's a few features like individual-game reporting, character reporting, mid-match chat, etc that challonge doesnt have, which are more useful for larger scale events
apocalyptic_squirrel: I'm in the UK, my plan is to go 0-2 and go to bed lol
DaVeganPolice: you ready for PoE adam?
 MilkInBags: hey adam what's your favourite kind of tea
 tod_vom_himmel: i woulda shot them
thatjuantoo: 
 Zaneysed: The authentic tourney experience lol
 IbunWest: 
 tod_vom_himmel: youre a more patient man htan i
 RandomTrivia: 
 definenull: Not the Ken mu 
 bytecaster: I should play this game again
 Frizzlenill: @apocalyptic_squirrel respectfully, I hope you're on wired if you're playing NA people lol
apocalyptic_squirrel: @Frizzlenill Yeah I am, I did consider that haha
 SnowBuddy18: they had to wait for border security to let them through, lol
ManWithTheMask13: "Welcome to the real world"
El_Zilcho22: watch it not be the tourney SuperBerry hahaha
 Frizzlenill: should be fine then 
apocalyptic_squirrel: It's been OK before. If we have big connection issues I'll happily concede
 Ciijay: Ranks are also based on character too
 RandomTrivia: That happens in any tournament situation
benjamin_wheeler: can also be people playing their secondaries
 Frizzlenill: nah the netcode's good, there won't be issues  if packet loss (wifi) isn't a risk
 LowUpsideCJ: Why his eyebrows doin that
 AceGun_: SuperBerry on the good Ken costume.
 Jezus38: That's dope, actually. Would hate to try a new character in higher elo just to get shrek'd
 IbunWest: What did they do to my boy Ken
 MilkInBags: why does jamie not simply tie his hair and unleash his power right at the start
 Naesiir: let's Go Oki Oki Fight Club gamers!!! Good luck in the tourney
 definenull: Ow
 Ciijay: Ken got the pretty boy hair
 Mazrae: Ah the drunken fighter
 Gadora: That sounds like a really interesting setup for a character.
Scar_Red_Tiger: Importantly, He takes off his shirt
 BITs19_: man, Ken is such a pretty boy
 Ciijay: Unleash the hair, unleash the chest
 Jezus38: Same, but different. But still same
 Ciijay: Is Terry in the game already?
 definenull: Ow
 Frizzlenill: @LoadingReadyRun the checkin has no timer dw, when a match comes up we can see if people are arrived
 bytecaster: I would love his long hair to get a little singed during that super
DaVeganPolice: No, probably in a couple months @Ciijay
 Ciijay: Ooo, can't wait
 Frizzlenill: @Ciijay not yet, evo tomorrow will likely have footage
benjamin_wheeler: no I meant people playing characters other than their mains may be reflected in their ranks
DaVeganPolice: the good money is on footage at evo or a teaser, yeah
 Naesiir: start gg is not a perfect system
 Ciijay: I wonder if EVO will also have some GGS reveals too
 Helrumyc: can't be in the tourney, but I'm hopping on sf6 anyways
 Bearudite: vip tho 
 Coloneljesus: VIP status is on the line, no?
 Frizzlenill: hopefully, it'll probably be Dizzy but my dream would be Jam
Stratavarius: For fun tourneys are great for trying out new characters
 Bearudite: the belt
 mjiig: @Coloneljesus This is very similar to what Adam said
 definenull: The cajones to drink in neutch tho
 definenull: What's the followup
 bytecaster: Is that how training works?
 definenull: Nooo
  Pharmacistjudge: all the fancy people are at EVO
 Frizzlenill: worth for the burnout and more time to rebuild super meter. I think the lv3 was the right call
 MilkInBags: i hate when i get kicked in the level 2
 saucemaster5000: @Pharmacistjudge I beg your pardon I paid for this rented tux!
 Ciijay: Today is the real Canadian EVO
mamba_shinobi: this looks cool
ManWithTheMask13: Simply don't whiff
 maxthefourth: just dont get hit
 tod_vom_himmel: just EX when they press
 bytecaster: Have you heard to the good word of "git gud"
eff_the_bard: evening streamers, are we Kenough tonight?
benjamin_wheeler: @maxthefourth Smash64.jpeg
El_Zilcho22: i think you should be able to DQ if you're the tourney runner but not sure
  Pharmacistjudge: Can’t get whiff punished if don’t whiff
 bytecaster: @eff_the_bard The barbie movie should have ended with Ken doing his Level 3, send tweet
 MilkInBags: wheeler missed the tournament registration 
 sparrowhawksilver: "hit every move, dodge all of their moves", to quote the Pokemon Gen 4 Rival
benjamin_wheeler: huh no I'm reg'd
wints22: great time to be running a sub-a-thon on Street Fighter!!
 MilkInBags: oooh, with whom
play_guy01: is their a discord for this bracket?
benjamin_wheeler: @MilkInBags playing my girl
benjamin_wheeler: Lilith
 MilkInBags: nice, did you know you were paired against heef? (I have no idea)
 Frizzlenill: DQ would just mean losses anyway, just give those players byes
 forcedreject: Minus frames are just a state of mind
ManWithTheMask13: ggs ggs ggs
 g0lg0r0th: GGs 󠀀
 LordZarano: !discord
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 bytecaster: @forcedreject Gotta get your mental to be plus
 MilkInBags: gg i was the guy on the beach
  Pharmacistjudge: I see Ken likes the number 2
 Frizzlenill: remember to report your match results to startgg, folks!
 Frizzlenill: no timer is good adam! Matches have to wait!
 Frizzlenill: matches need to wait for their turn on stream
ManWithTheMask13: Report your results or we'll find you
Links_Kun: @violetblight please check in so no dq
El_Zilcho22: you should be able to do it on your enc
El_Zilcho22: end*
 sparrowhawksilver: somebody said you can give people bys, instead of dq'ing the afk players
 tod_vom_himmel: i think you can step in and do it yourself
 MilkInBags: adam is shooting people 
 definenull: Blat blat
 AceGun_: the goart
El_Zilcho22: you should be able to DQ and also confirm results on your end yeah
  Juliamon: Coconut was saying it wasn't letting them enter it
 LowUpsideCJ: Banger showmatch
super_ashura: As a Magic judge and TO, seeing Adam figure this process out is... vindicating.
play_guy01: i reported my match on my end, but startgg lets you manually report scores and dq people as event admin
 googoltudoris: 
 LurkerSpine: I think you can edit it
play_guy01: i won 3-1 that set
DaVeganPolice: the uh.... quick DQ timer just ate our match I think
 definenull: Ah I recognise some of these trogs
 dm818: I thyought play guy won
 PharaohBender27: 4800 Back from work - how's the fighting been going?
 saucemaster5000: play guy won 3-1
 AceGun_: Play_guy won
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BurgerGamer: ed!
 thatguysteve2709: Good luck
 AceGun_: He's a box that can punch the air at people... kinda
 forcedreject: mmmmmm bison
 Greyah: Ed doesn't know how to kick though, does he?
 Seaspeakr: go nova ^^
 sparrowhawksilver: gameplay clone or lore clone?
 Shadowsoflife: Yes
 Veggiekeks: @LoadingReadyRun dq timer is super short now, lots of people will get dq like this
 Naesiir: damn, bison clone and doesn't get a horse 
 tod_vom_himmel: adam why did teracyte get shot did they miss registration or did they just get a straw
 tod_vom_himmel: stray*
 forcedreject: "I'm a bison clone." "Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?"
 flowerseses: just marissa things
  Simriel: Most Bison Clones look nothing like Bison XD
 30teracyte: too late lol
El_Zilcho22: yeah i got dq'd hahah
play_guy01: @Veggiekeks what was the timer set to? cause i got cooked
 RandomTrivia: Oops
 forcedreject: Rollback netcode for the bracket
DaVeganPolice:  I did not check in  but I'm advancing so like we take those? LMfao
 AceGun_: start.gg makes tournaments fun!
Micsig: 1minute to play the match guys, gotta jam
 tod_vom_himmel: just replay the bracket, everybody back to start
El_Zilcho22: 1 minutie is too fast
 Jezus38: We're learning
 Ciijay: You guys can't win in 1 minute? /j
 Ciijay: No worries, Adam, it's chill!
 MilkInBags: time to use end.gg
  Simriel: Had to do this so many times for Magic events
play_guy01: do you have someone else running bracket? i can try to help
 SnowBuddy18: screenshot, restart, manually input?
 SuitablyEpic: time for paper copies
 Naesiir: o7 Ed
 CaKnuckleguy: run it back. only way
 CaptainSpam: The entire bracket's in chaos!
 PharaohBender27: "You get a DQ! And you get a DQ! EVERTBODY GETS A DQ!"
Symphoneers: Beeg lady smush smol man/
 cmdrud87: ouch
 RandomTrivia: That looked painful
 AceGun_: poor Ed...
 Mattmitchell45: Take all the Fight Money and run for it, Adam
 MilkInBags: I got dq'd and I wasn't even playing
 forcedreject: @PharaohBender27 Dairy Queen?
v_nome: The real fighting game was start gg
 g0lg0r0th: GGs
 Naesiir: the competitors were not ready for that mix
El_Zilcho22: you can edit them but it might have to be individually
 sparrowhawksilver: remake the bracket, and manually input the correct results?
 Ciijay: All else fails, yeah - just can make a manual bracket, or something. It's okay, no stress
Spades_Slicc: If everyone gets DQ'd. No one gets DQ'd 
Chefryto90: We chilling. Please take your time 
 atinyspacemarine: Yeah grab the prize purse and run, you might make it to Mexico before dawn
DaVeganPolice: reset and re-enter results?
play_guy01: i can try to help with bracket running i used to do it a while back
 Ciijay: Hey Cori - what sort of fighting games have you played?  @LoadingReadyRun
 Veggiekeks: maybe there are some people versed in start gg who could help out
 CaKnuckleguy: Yep. it'll random again. Just kinda have to accept it
 samb6678: You've got this Adam!
 cmdrud87: there is literally nothiing on the line
 MilkInBags: it happens
v_nome: Maybe make a spreadsheet?
 LJ_Alkes: trial tournament ended, lets start from the beggining 
 sparrowhawksilver: learning experience
 MilkInBags: it sucks I won 3-0 against heef and gotta do it again
 CaKnuckleguy: It happens. Do the best for the most and move on.
keltaklo: It's chill Adam, it happens.
 CaKnuckleguy: TOing is hard.
 LMAOkai_: we pauised our match
 LMAOkai_: my bad
 Ciijay: Yeah no worries, it happens! We're chill
 CaKnuckleguy: It's an excersize in owning mistakes, doing the best for the most, and communicating fixes.
KinkerbellRose: Poop happens Adam. :3
DaVeganPolice:  sending love and good vibes 
 Seaspeakr: it's live, so something's gonna happen
v_nome: Should we write down the current state before doing a full reset?
 AceGun_: We're all learning.
  Pharmacistjudge: nothings on the line
 RandomTrivia: 
 enbyKriss: It's all good Adam, we're chilling 
 RandomTrivia: No stakes, no masters.
Links_Kun: is it still ft3?
KinkerbellRose: Hey, we get to laugh it off as this being the worse thing to go wrong during the subathon.
 Ms_LadyMix: Technology was a mistake, pen and paper is king!
 RandomTrivia: You've got this, Adam
 flowerseses: you might be able to manually set up the bracket the same way?
 SnowBuddy18: screenshot?
deusvampire: Adam breathe please. Everything is fine 
 Gadora: I am a big proponent of all software having robust undo features.
DaVeganPolice: 
 DNAli3n: i'm gonna head off to bed, see ya all tomorrow
  LambMower: dropped a screenshot of the current bracket in the tournament chat adam
  Simriel: Can you do a manual redo of the bracket?
  Simriel: Start from round 1, put in results from round 1?
 Seaspeakr: you're doing great Adam, no worries
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 Ms_LadyMix: Who hasn't been here
 LowUpsideCJ: Screenshot in the discord as well
 saucemaster5000: everyone send the man understanding and care, we've all been here for something
 Ciijay: Yeah, honestly, as the 2nd tourney? This is still going really well. Don't worry!
 Ms_LadyMix: We all mess up the occasional fighting tournament of life
jessicaengle: Hi Chat.  How is everyone's subathon going?
v_nome: oh nice
Patorik: No software works the way it friggin' should, anymore. It's not just you
 RandomTrivia:  
 Ciijay: We're having fun still
 PharaohBender27: 
 NorthstarTex: You're doing well Adam, you're doing a lot better than me (I never even attempted this)
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 ZaxusEMK: Let go!!!!
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 Ciijay: Yoooo! LET'S GO, Adam is a genius
 atinyspacemarine: Hell yeah
 Mattmitchell45: Get the Ghost of Vince in here to run this
 Greyah: Give em the fixup!
deusvampire: Well done 
lichen_subscribe: ty Adam
 RandomTrivia: This time for sure!
 MilkInBags: what if you need to input 99 for DQ time
 forcedreject: We indeed went to Memphis
Symphoneers: Just a tiny lad, from miami 
  Pharmacistjudge: Luke has a point. it could be worse. you could be a on a long drive to Memphis
 CaptainSpam: Luke's super move still amuses me, in that it's just him pouncing someone to the ground and going all Ralphie from A Christmas Story on them.
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 Greyah: Heck yeah! You're the best.
offbeatwitch: letsgoooo
 RandomTrivia:   
 definenull: it happens, but we are so back
 CaptainSpam: Ooo, the threes!
Cunobelenos:   
 SpiffGames: @mowdownjoe Thanks for the gift sub!
 RandomTrivia: Good save, well recovered
  mowdownjoe: 
 Mollylele: 
 greatknightgaramond: woopwoop
 LordZarano: You're the 
 PharaohBender27: Dang, with the Tier 3 subs! 
 flowerseses: wooo
 forcedreject: Is wheeler still in the bracket?
thatjuantoo: 
JinaMahavira:   
benjamin_wheeler: im here
super_ashura: Thank you, Tournament Organizer! 
 RandomTrivia:   
 forcedreject: @benjamin_wheeler Ey good luck
 NorthstarTex: sandblast of desperation at the end there
  mowdownjoe: @PharaohBender27 I had money to throw around after not indulging in Prime Day. 
huffboi1: Is there a link to the bracket?
play_guy01: https://www.start.gg/tournament/oki-oki-fight-club-sf6-tournament-v2/event/sf6-bracket/set/77215195/chat
 cmdrud87: "my head hurts"- Luke, probably
 Ciijay: Smash is definitely wildly different - but i think all fighting games can be way different from each other. The skill needed in Smash amazes me
  mowdownjoe: @huffboi1 https://www.start.gg/tournament/oki-oki-fight-club-sf6-tournament-v2/details
 Jezus38: YouTube stream working better for Oki Oki than it has for the rest of the sub-a-thon. Might be a sign
 CypherRaze: @benjamin_wheeler thank you for being here, it's great to have you.
Alex_Frostfire: Sorry!
ManWithTheMask13: I'm so thirsty I'm drinking water like Kobayan
 forcedreject: Time to go to Memphis
 forcedreject: oh nvm
 TheAlanHeffley: TO is not for the feint of heart, so I commend Adam for doing this. Software sounds so derpy though.
Links_Kun: we wait for round 3? @LoadingReadyRun
 Alas_Babylon: * Hold off for Round 3 *
 Alas_Babylon: * Losers bracket plays *
 lightfut: Might need to further dq the no-shows out of losers
thatjuantoo: Don't want to stop, will stop 
 AceGun_: nice bait
ManWithTheMask13: shimmy mode baby
 cle0deen: Its weird that I'm missing the in-room fighting game sounds. Button clicks and short inhales
 definenull: heart breaker
offbeatwitch: whooh!
 type_variable: wow
ManWithTheMask13: ggs ggs ggs
KinkerbellRose: MOVES.
ManWithTheMask13: Someone's gotta stop this man
 Mr_Horrible: that's a damn series if I ever seen one
 flowerseses: wow that was close
DaVeganPolice: I swear I'm trying 😭
DaVeganPolice: also Superbery I think dipped
benjamin_wheeler: My oppo is ama
benjamin_wheeler: mia
 definenull: blanka 
benjamin_wheeler: ama mia
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ManWithTheMask13: @benjamin_wheeler Your opp is Mama Mia?
 Dog_of_Myth:  
DaVeganPolice: I don't see one, I checked-in but it's waiting for OP and so it's not firing
benjamin_wheeler: @ManWithTheMask13 here we go again
 twinnAJ: @PharaohBender27 Thanks for the gift sub! 
 definenull: damn the aki fit though
 PharaohBender27: Ah, just too late to hit 18 hours 
 Cinnabat: @PharaohBender27 Thanks for the gift sub!   
BurgerGamer: blanka!
 Naesiir: Aki outfit is so goood
 PharaohBender27: No problem, @twinnAJ and @Cinnabat ! 
 flowerseses: this aki outfit is wild
ManWithTheMask13: LET'S GO NOME 
 AceGun_: 
 Alas_Babylon: It's a DOT until the opponent performs certain actions or until she cashes in it
 MilkInBags: who's a bad character
 Alas_Babylon: cashes it in*
benjamin_wheeler: @MilkInBags Lily
DaVeganPolice: I don't see one
DaVeganPolice: I tried checking in like 5 minutes ago and it looks stuck
  mowdownjoe: Not a lot of bad characters in this game.
benjamin_wheeler: theyre not
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 fredcheckers: Does Blanka bite?
 Sydet1: Smoke hasn't checked in yet
 forcedreject: @fredcheckers Yes, as his throw
 sxesuperstar: Is it wrong for me to play Zangief, not because he's strong, but because he's a wrestler?
zieedthemage subscribed with Prime.
DaVeganPolice: Superberry is offline in CFN now, wasn't feeling it apparently after the DQ bonanza
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ManWithTheMask13: Poisonous Passion is a banger theme
 forcedreject: Speaking of Music, Ed's theme slaps
  KongPhantom: havent played sf6 yet but its tempting with bison back
 definenull: we got the side swaps 👀
deusvampire: Can anybody join during the regular oki oki Fight Club days?
 AceGun_: as Blanka often says "rawr".
 flowerseses: @sxesuperstar you should always play the character that most appeals to you. if gief being a wrestler is exciting? go for it!
 Bearudite: I'm checed in
 AceGun_: @deusvampire absolutely!
 Bearudite: just waiting on them
apocalyptic_squirrel: HitoHendrix, are you around at all?
 josh___something: Hello friends, how's the bracket?
 forcedreject: I play Yoshimitsu in Tekken 8, I vibe with the chaos
 Bearudite: sent an invite but they are offline
deusvampire: @AceGun_ Yeah i play but dont have a comunity
DaVeganPolice: GL GL Bear, see you in R3
 LowUpsideCJ: DQs gotta be done in losers too I think
 forcedreject: Blanka chan
 PharaohBender27: @josh___something There were some issues with unintentional DQs earlier, but that seems to have been fixed now
ManWithTheMask13: Nome's looking CLEAN
 Bearudite: @DaVeganPolice yup
 definenull: damn nome is cooking lets go
 Naesiir: and you can hear it threateningly off screen 
ManWithTheMask13: We have a GAMER on our hands
 saucemaster5000: @deusvampire I'd highly recommend adam's discord. We play very regularly, can hit people up for advice, got a WIDE range of skills and knowledge and is a genuinely welcoming place
 Austere_Squire: live stuff is rarely perfect, but always fun
 Bearudite: lets see what I learned in the last 24 hours
KeytarCat: Command grab off the line 
 cle0deen: You're doing great
 josh___something: @pharaohbender27 neat! How far are we into it?
Symphoneers: What's up ball?
 VrolikSyndrome: But for OOFC Tourney #3? That'll be the banger.
 VrolikSyndrome: Third times the charm!
 Krillin_fan: Blocking?  in this economy?
 dzee_szed: I wish I had the energy to really sit down and learn to play SF6, Blanka feels so goofy and fun to play but I feel like I need to put in the effort to actually make him work
 SnowBuddy18: @VrolikSyndrome but Adam's always charming
 PharaohBender27: @josh___something I think an hour, per the LRR schedule page? I came in partway
  Juliamon: Yes we're an hour in
 tod_vom_himmel: so winners round 3 we shouldnt play yet right
 Ciijay: Blocking doesn't exist
DaVeganPolice: no tod
deusvampire: @saucemaster5000 The Lrr discord?
 forcedreject: Didn't pay 60$ to block
 SnowBuddy18: @tod_vom_himmel correct
  mtvcdm: ! discord
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ManWithTheMask13: Oh I'm hanging out
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 Bearudite: just checked in to not get got by the timer
 saucemaster5000: @deusvampire it's a separate discord, hangon...
ManWithTheMask13: I'm vibing criminally at the moment
apocalyptic_squirrel: I'm told my opponent (HitoHendrix) already left, I think they got dq'd in the first iteration
 play_guy01: ay lets go free sub
 Jezus38: @forcedreject I have one braincell and it doesn't know what block is
bjorlamn: Nome’s anti-blocking ways have come back to bite them
DaVeganPolice: true, checked in to not get auto dq'd again 
 definenull: noooo
 josh___something: Nooooo
 fredcheckers: Not much ball what's up with you?
 Veggiekeks: @play_guy01 good luck in the tourney
ManWithTheMask13: My goart's NOT washed
 Austere_Squire: a close one
 play_guy01: @Veggiekeks ty, you too
 forcedreject: @Jezus38 The one braincell is mashing DP
 Montesque64: Hadn't seen anyone play A.K.I.  I think I'm in love
apocalyptic_squirrel: Aki is so cool, and very good
 haberley: i know it's not the focus of all this, but Aki's fashion sense is outstanding
 MrQBear: It probably helps Adam, if you're reporting a missing opponent, to mention their bracket letter so it's easier to find them
 forcedreject: @bjorlamn But isn't Blanka the one who bites people?
  Juliamon: yeah this costume is extremely good
 josh___something: AKI costume 3 is GREAT
 Jezus38: Lol. Mash, yes. DP? Nah, everything always
 AceGun_: 
 josh___something: Actually, all of AKI's costumes are kinda good
 Earthenone: how goes aki aki fight club?
 I_Am_Clockwork: 10000 sneaking a quick peak while at work. hope you’re all having a blast! catch you in the vod
 Naesiir: I think you'd like Aki since you get a hit and just carry OPs across the screen
bjorlamn: @forcedreject You think if he bites Jamie, he’d get a buzz?
 AceGun_: or IS it?!
 definenull: magic pixel
 CookieMom: Magic pixel!
 Frizzlenill: Alrighty chatroom
 josh___something: And, you lost all your channel points 
 forcedreject: @bjorlamn I imagine he tastes like alcohol seasoned food
 sparrowhawksilver: back up to 18 hours again, nice
 benjamin_wheeler: Nome replaced their block button w/ ex upball and its terrifying
KeytarCat: I've taken Adam's "If it's cool, do it" to heart.  very good advice for many things
  LambMower: I'm sorry chat, I let you down
Alex_Frostfire: I'm not even on yet and my heart's pumping.
DaVeganPolice: oki doki
 Singenmeister: Ooo banking 18 hours. thanks whoever that was
  LambMower: GGs y'all. Good luck to everyone still in
 haberley: @forcedreject beer battered opponent 
ManWithTheMask13: I'm so proud of Nome, they're gaming their heart out here
 Montesque64: She's got Voldo's moves and a psycho artist vibe.  She's perfect
 Gadora: @Alex_Frostfire   
 tod_vom_himmel: not an honest neutch character like honda
 thatguysteve2709: @lambmower you did great so great to watch
 benjamin_wheeler: @tod_vom_himmel i ran into a honda on ladder that seemed to believe this statement
 benjamin_wheeler: it was wild
 AceGun_: A little bar
 Alas_Babylon: Little a bar, as a tech
 Austere_Squire: i think this is the first time i've seen an Oki Oki and adam's commentary is just so pleasant
DaVeganPolice: honda's minus frames are his alone
 Naesiir: Aki gets nearly a full bar carrying someone across the stage with a combo
KeytarCat: I need to go get groceries, but this event is so much fun!
 haberley: as a complete newcomer, this is fascinating
 Alas_Babylon: These life bars are going down 1 for 1
 Alas_Babylon: !!!!!!!
ManWithTheMask13: NO WAY
 definenull: !!!!
 benjamin_wheeler: omg
DaVeganPolice: NOOOOOO
 josh___something: OOH!
offbeatwitch: LMAO
ManWithTheMask13: THAT'S WHY THEY'RE THE GOART
 RetroHibiscus:   
themostjoast: what a punish
ManWithTheMask13: THE GOARTTTT
El_Zilcho22:    
BurgerGamer: LETS GO
 tod_vom_himmel: gyatttt!
 Omthebox: Daaaaaaaayum
 haberley: i want to try, but I'm now terrified of playing anyone else - is the single-player any good?
DaVeganPolice: the goart
 definenull: LETS GO
 AceGun_: holy moly
 RandomTrivia: 
 type_variable: THE GOARTTT
 Frizzlenill: huge risk, huge reward
BurgerGamer: THE GOART
 benjamin_wheeler: modern gaming
 josh___something: MODERN GAMING!!!
themostjoast: nome my goart for life for that one
offbeatwitch: that was sick
 tod_vom_himmel: modernized
 flowerseses: niiice reaction
 Jezus38: That. Was. Wild
 dzee_szed: very nice finisher
 Alas_Babylon: That was spectacular
 josh___something: Jinx, wheeler 
El_Zilcho22: Let's go Nome!
DaVeganPolice: LETS GO ACE
 Mr_Bitterness: What a finish, GG to both players
violetblight: looks like at least one of shen and ozzy are not here in losers?
 serramarkov: Hi, all!
 Gadora: Frost, Frost, Frost!   
 definenull: got modern-ed (complimentary)
 Frizzlenill: the best decision, still has a weakness
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/SolidPricklyKumquatNinjaGrumpy-t4Qvm-2TdodwCyhX
 forcedreject: When the chaos player has full meter it scary
 Alas_Babylon: It's Rock Paper Scissors that's worth pogging at
 Naesiir: I'm taking Aki notes 
 Frizzlenill: calling out when an opponent is gonna make the best decision, is still just as powerful
 haberley: i want to try playing this now, but I'm now terrified of playing anyone else - is the single-player any good?
 Omthebox: Sometimes you're on the winning side of the 50/50
  Pharmacistjudge: so WakeupSuper?
 josh___something: Let's fuckin GO RASHIID
 josh___something: My GOAT
 PharaohBender27: Oh was that v_nome , or another person with a gnome-based username?
DaVeganPolice: Ed level 2 kinda stronk
BurgerGamer: rashid's cool
mamba_shinobi: @haberley There is the world tour mode and also the arcade mode.
 josh___something: Ysaar save me
 miniMacGuru: @haberley I had a ton of fun with the SF6 campaign.
 Ciijay: Excuse me, Adam, it's RAAA SHIIII DOOOOO
  KongPhantom: rashid has one of the best soundtracks in sfv
 Frizzlenill: @haberley not only is it the best of any fighting game EVER, it's also really good at teaching you how to play without 'telling' you, by using minigames and other 'teach the hands secretly' methods!
 shabe_x_roc: Single player is alright but won't teach you a character, for that you really need versus
 Alas_Babylon: @haberley Second-hand knowledge, but I've heard the game is quite good at guiding you through the motions without needing to face real players
 saucemaster5000: manon has a way around it 
 Alas_Babylon: @haberley Also the game's audience is wide enough to where you *will* be facing people at your skill level
 JRandomHacker: It's so weird watching other fighting games when my only personal experience is Smash
 benjamin_wheeler: based on my tilt he's the best character in the game hands down
 haberley: this is all sounding promising (except to my bank balance!), thanks everyone! 
 Frizzlenill: it's not a compelling story or anything, but it's very funny, has a satisfying gameplay loop, and is very good at guiding you through how to play in a FUN way
 Genasi_Gaming: isnt marissa top 1?
 definenull: sf6 is 50% off on steam rn i think
 Ciijay: also I appreciate Ace playing Rashid, he's one of my favorites
 josh___something: Rashid is a specialist character
 haberley: @definenull oh don't sya that!
 stippledotter: Stepped away fir a bit and came back and we're back over 18 hours??
 definenull: I'm sorry 
ManWithTheMask13: @benjamin_wheeler so real for this
 Ciijay: Rashid is also a YouTuber / streamer 
 Alas_Babylon: @stippledotter We had a run of gift subs iirc
 Ciijay: I remember reading his comic ages ago during Free Comic Book Day, it's great
 Genasi_Gaming: @josh___something what does specilist mean?
 josh___something: It's a jab's worth of damage IIRC
 Mr_Horrible: the poison is just what levels out her impact damage, I find it helps to think of it that way
 Frizzlenill: @haberley there's also lots of newer players and great teachers in the LRR server and Adam's discord, who would be happy to play with you and show you the ropes too!
 PharaohBender27: @stippledotter We sure are!  Pattern seems to be we lose hours during the night (Moonbase time), but maintain/claw back up a little during the day
 Alas_Babylon: Thats the thing too, LRR/Adam both have thriving FG communities
 haberley: @Frizzlenill it's more the time consideration, I'm a teacher so don't have much time for sitting and practicing 
 Naesiir: Aki's crouching medium kick is so good now
CrossXhunteR: coming from watching Smash to watch SF6, hearing "DI" always takes me a moment to remember that it means drive impact
 Mr_Horrible: poison isn't you being punished for being bad / messing up / etc, it's just something that'll happen in the normal flow of the fight
DaVeganPolice: boy do they
 Ciijay: Adam has a great fighting game community. Ace has basically even taken the reigns of Throwback Thursdays that's usually run today too
 Frizzlenill: @haberley you can play as much or as little as you want! It's about having fun seeing yourself improve every little step at a time, not about 'getting good enough' to be over an arbitrary bar.
 Verrain2: Disco serpent chick now my favorite.
DaVeganPolice: oh right, this juiced a throwback thursdays, worth it
v_nome: Did we all DQ again?
 Gadora: Oof!
 haberley: daaaang
 Mr_Horrible: @PharaohBender27 just give a lil love tap on the cheek 
DaVeganPolice: I don't see any DQs nome idk
 Ciijay: This community is great to learn from, heavily recommend jamming with these folks though. Even if you're learning and just training with folks
 josh___something: @genasi_gaming the character has a lot of depth, and you kinda need to spend time on rashid for good results
 Frizzlenill: you can play it just for world tour if you want to, lots of people do that!
 Frizzlenill: ALLLLLrighty chatroom
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 definenull: ggs ggs
ManWithTheMask13: ggs ggs ggs
 v_nome: @PharaohBender27 Thanks for the gift sub!
Alex_Frostfire: Woof, still a lot to learn.
 Naesiir: very cool match
 twistedsylvan: I just came in, is Cori playing? Or are Adam and Cori commentating?
themostjoast: ggs Ace!!   
Links_Kun: are all winners round 3 on stream?
  Juliamon: commentating twistedsylvan
 Mr_Bitterness: Ace putting on a clinic there
 flowerseses: ggs, that was a good round!
 twistedsylvan: @Juliamon cool, thank you!
ManWithTheMask13: OPEN LOBBY?
 PharaohBender27: @v_nome No problem!  Hope you've been doing well. Also, if you got walloped a few minutes ago, I might have clipped that, sorry 
ManWithTheMask13: I'm there
 Naesiir: Oooo lobby
ManWithTheMask13: Sold
OVERKiLL!: 🆗️ℹ️ 🆗️ℹ️🥊
 tod_vom_himmel: we can kill even more time by messing up the bracket on start.gg if wee need to run the clock out
 Mr_Horrible: big ups to Paul
ManWithTheMask13: Paul's the goart
Symphoneers: Get Cori mashing? 
 TheWooglie:  Paul
 TheMandrew:  
 Alas_Babylon: Paul, the GOAT of all time
 Sogheim:  
 mrMorphius:  
 PharaohBender27:   
 Mr_Bitterness:  
 KV1NN4: 
 Jezus38: Letsgo 
thatjuantoo: 
MaddogM: It's better to have spare time than to not have time the final
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 definenull: kenneth vs gweelay huh
 tod_vom_himmel: nah after the tourney lets get cori on ranked 
Micsig: 
 VrolikSyndrome: America's sweethearts.
 play_guy01: oh whoops
  Simriel: Baest Paul
OVERKiLL!: LRR be putting in WORK out hur! Big Respect, 'nough repsek' to Paul.
 Alex_Frostfire: Ah, thanks for the sub!
 PharaohBender27: Pre-pandemic, I had a joke theory that the moonbase was directly powered by Paul, and moves had to happen to accomodate the growth of his power
ManWithTheMask13: Guile's got a hell of a left hook
ExtraWubs: what davespokesman video includes a monument to mans folly?
 twistedsylvan: @PharaohBender27 like a benevolent Dunwich Horror
 Alas_Babylon: Wow, Guile OP
DaVeganPolice: cle4an
 saucemaster5000: holy shit LMAOKai with the perfect!
 thaigeprime: damn guile op
 definenull: true
excalgold: Oh no he's got dad energy....
 Alex_Frostfire: It is stupid, tbh.
 thaigeprime: the toothbrush
 Naesiir: the Lt Surge special
themostjoast: no man could ever be hot with an american flag tattoo
 Mr_Horrible: the vest is real "You coulda looked like this the whole time, dude?!"
 definenull: guile cleans up really well
 PharaohBender27: The big flatop is VERY late 1980s/early 1990s
Scar_Red_Tiger: The XXCOM grunt hair
 haberley: the toilet brush
 Alas_Babylon: As a  card holder, can confirm, Guile looks gud
 malfnord: We love it because it's stupid!
 twistedsylvan: get rid of the flying saucer and the boy looks kinda nice
 TheWanderingNomad: Brushtop nott doing it for ya'll? 
thatjuantoo: @Scar_Red_Tiger 
 flowerseses: I hate his hair, this outfit is the only not miserable one
 Mazrae: He looks like the dad from FMA
 benjamin_wheeler: baiken favoured
 benjamin_wheeler: me picking my strive character
 tod_vom_himmel: a tie adam
 PharaohBender27: 420
 shurtal: bailen clears all
Jethrain: It's a game of inches
 ArmstrongRGM96X: @Mazrae You know, you're not wrong
 PharaohBender27: Had to mark the moment 
Scar_Red_Tiger: The Rudol von Stroheim hair
 twistedsylvan: @benjamin_wheeler excellent pick
 shurtal: tatami GAESHI
 definenull: nice
 AceGun_: with the suplex!
 tod_vom_himmel: god i love this game
 AceGun_: Why is there a hurtbox down there?!
 Frizzlenill: @AceGun_ because when you give everyone a turbo booster you need to do SOMETHING to make slow paced whiff punishing worthwhile
 definenull: when ken has a better rekka than jamie 
  alexsteacy: I just realized I thought Adam was saying "dry brush"
 Frizzlenill: the extended hurtboxes are the game's attempt to make it feasible and rewarding to try to whiff punish at all instead of just drive rushing in
  alexsteacy: Not "Drive Rush"
 Frizzlenill: Guybrush Threepwood Cancel
 tod_vom_himmel: @PharaohBender27 this is the training stage with markings for you to tell spacing more accuratley
 thaigeprime: Ken downplayers SMH
 saucemaster5000: I'd argue zangief is the worst shoto
  alexsteacy: Wots shoto precious
thatjuantoo: 
 Trymantha: We need Dan to hurry up and get in here to be the worst
  mtvcdm: I've heard dry brush the whole time
Scar_Red_Tiger: dry brush
 saucemaster5000: no fireball, no dp...
 Mollylele: yeah I also thought it was dry brush, on account of the painty swoops
 twistedsylvan: so help me out here chat - the only fighting game I really know is GG Strive, so how does SF6 differ? Less aggressive than GG?
 josh___something: Ken downplayers winning the narrative 
 betweenmyself: most of my SF6 experience is World Tour created character nonsense.  I might not be great at fighting but my gal look pretty cool. 
 AceGun_: @saucemaster5000 Not a chance. He's top 1.
 SnowBuddy18: mega instinct
 DoomBringerIL: !schedule
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 Obsolete2885: Guy Brush? (Threepwood)
 benjamin_wheeler: you can nerf his frame data but you can't nerf his downplaying
  mtvcdm: I thought the art style made dry brush the natural phrase
 Inquisitor_Xian: idk if it's just the mini painter in me, but i legit thought it was dry brush the whole time lol
  Simriel: Drybrush your street fighters :P
 tod_vom_himmel: @twistedsylvan more strict in combo structure and inputs, thers no gatling system,
MaddogM: Drybrush? we're painting armies now?  
 Frizzlenill: @alexsteacy it's a type of all-rounder character design whose special moves include a projectile, anti-air uppercut, and an advancing damaging move they can approach with
Walmart_Baki: As soon as you get hit Akuma is the worst shoto, past that they are all at least kind of good
BurgerGamer: he sure is ken
 haberley: this is something of a clinic
 josh___something: @twistedsylvan based on my knowledge of gg and play experience of sf6. GGST is faster and higher damage than sf6.
 definenull: classic kenneth
Kirenou: @alexsteacy shoto = basic karate dude character. Ken, Ryu, Akuma, Dan, etc
 Mr_Bitterness: Ken's been a menace since this game was released
 thaigeprime: sometimes you just guess wrong 87 times in a row
 Like17Badgers: they'll never beat the Xrd Chipp downplayers but Ken downplayers do be yappin
 SuitablyEpic: Does Ken still have a flowchart?
 Frizzlenill: don't nerf ken, you'll only give the downplayers more ammo
 haberley: dammmn
 SkylerRingtail: What was that / / / / that appeared over the burnout bar?
 definenull: that punish
 PharaohBender27: I gotta get my gift total back to a multiple of 3. And I see a way to do that and bring the thus-far subathon total to a multiple of 3 as well . . . 
 fredcheckers: Guile should be required to have a flat top.
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 Like17Badgers: @Frizzlenill nah nerf him into the ground, make the downplayers right
 SaxPython: @PharaohBender27 #order
 definenull: those punishes are militant
ManWithTheMask13: ggs ggs ggs
 tod_vom_himmel: daaaamn
 definenull: ggs
 benjamin_wheeler: damn playguy
thatjuantoo: @SuitablyEpic Not anymore, Ken lost the flowchart alongside the apes 
 Dog_of_Myth: @PharaohBender27 But I have a need for Chaos
ManWithTheMask13: This Playguy guy's kinda good
full_st0p: oh WHAT
 benjamin_wheeler: I checked
full_st0p: i didnt know there was a tournament happening
 twistedsylvan: @josh___something I see, interesting! I can see why people say this one is nice to get started with then, it seems like making a mistake in SF6 can be more forgivable
 Trymantha: do we have a bracket link?
 Sydet1: I'm here, I just hadn't checked in yet
 Frizzlenill: hot take 2/3 is never appropriate outside of like, dragonball
 BorealMage: https://www.start.gg/tournament/oki-oki-fight-club-sf6-tournament-v2/event/sf6-bracket/brackets/1712847/2545926
 thaigeprime: prety sure sydat is here theyve talked before havnt they?
 Trymantha: @BorealMage chhers
Links_Kun: @ManWithTheMask13 you wanna check in now or when its our time?
 PharaohBender27: @Dog_of_Myth Well, there's a way to solve that problem, I imagine 
 tod_vom_himmel: nah i only got 1400 hours in 12 months i barely play with these people on discord
ManWithTheMask13: @Links_Kun I'm already checked in, og
 forcedreject: @Frizzlenill As a fighterz player, I can confirm, yeah those games take a while
 LowUpsideCJ: Ggs gamer, I did win some individual rounds! I call that a win
 saucemaster5000: I wanna play more vampire saviors....
ManWithTheMask13: Neoturf Masters
El_Zilcho22: Soul Calibur
 betweenmyself: Ballz 3D? 
ManWithTheMask13: Don't forget the best to ever do it
 PharaohBender27: In fact, speaking of chaos and order, I see a unique opportunity that I should take advantage of once I do the math . . .
apocalyptic_squirrel: @LowUpsideCJ absolutely! that was a close set for sure
apocalyptic_squirrel: ggs 
 saucemaster5000: ON DA GWEEN
ManWithTheMask13: HEAVY ROUGH
Links_Kun: @ManWithTheMask13 cool
 josh___something: @twistedsylvan in top level play, the amount of interactions you need to win is probably comparable, but I agree with your assessment
bjorlamn: More Killer Instinct!
 TheWanderingNomad: Look forward to when the ZMarvel Capcom Collection comes out
 MrQBear: that aki outfit is AMAZING
midnightcurryjazz: Cant believe the subathon and PPR is happening during Ebo
 Ciijay: Shoutouts to Throwback Thursday group! And Ace being amazing and running them
 TheWanderingNomad: Gotta take the Oki Oki Fight Club for a ride
thatjuantoo: Blanka's also got the best costume in the game.
 LowUpsideCJ: @apocalyptic_squirrel Super fun set, thanks so much!
 Naesiir: Blanka-chan claims another victim
 haberley: @MrQBear i feel like we say this for EVERY Aki costune 
 MrQBear: @haberley Yes, but I should have been more specific, this color set on this specific costume is magical.
full_st0p: Every character is really Sim with smaller limbs
Mai_Andra: perpetual "Mika brain"
 josh___something: Blanka-chan  (wanted in 13 countries, and banned in 20  )
 twistedsylvan: so Blanka is one of this game's gorillas, yeah?
apocalyptic_squirrel: @LowUpsideCJ thank you too! I really enjoyed it! I'm in the UK so I rarely make it to the live oki oki streams, but if I do, let's jam some time
 MommaGart: ook ook
full_st0p: TRUE
 PharaohBender27: 7883 This bits drop amount can be explained if you look at the on-screen totals
 VrolikSyndrome: damn. sick math
 haberley: team order!!
 Dog_of_Myth: Nice @PharaohBender27
 tehfewl: Nice
El_Zilcho22: not Kimberly haha
 RandomTrivia: 
 CypherRaze: Dhalsim is my boy
 TheWanderingNomad: @twistedsylvan Funnily enough Blanka started desgn as a literal gorilla man
 aesir_blade: Are we scheduled to see any Jonathan Penis today?
 RandomTrivia: #TeamBalance
 ClodiumSoride: @PharaohBender27 somewhere Serge is pleased
 saucemaster5000: manon is more of a tamarin
 forcedreject: I feel like a lot of fighting games in the past few years have been high damage, killing games (Strive, SF6, Tekken 8)
 Dog_of_Myth: !subathon
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ManWithTheMask13: Thank you so much for setting up this tourney, Adam. This rules
 twistedsylvan: @TheWanderingNomad for real? I thought his thing was electric eels lol
 Ciijay: To be fair, Strive has always been high damage I feel
 Ciijay: Er, rather, Guilty Gear. Anime fighters go fast and hard
  LambMower: If we go above we get a Tekken 8 tournament? 
 CypherRaze: I would also like pizza
JinaMahavira: It's only thursday Adam
  mtvcdm: We're ticking up on time remaining, good job chat
 TheWanderingNomad: @twistedsylvan Its a whole thing. There was an interesting article a couple years back about it
 Shadwhawk: There are 45.5 hours until the end
  mtvcdm: For now
 thatguysteve2709: I love the thought there from nome on the blanka ball
apocalyptic_squirrel: can someone tell me how to donate bits without getting it wrong
 Like17Badgers: @Ciijay yeah, Guilty Gear was always high damage, the main difference is that a combo went from 30 hits to 13
  mtvcdm: All you do is cheer bits as normal
 saucemaster5000: yeah the fireball game against blanka can be dangerous
 Mazrae: i would help if i could but no money and my prime sub refreshes sometime during the ppr i think
midnightcurryjazz: Because they call it coward crouch X D
apocalyptic_squirrel: @mtvcdm I've never done it before lol
full_st0p: Good god, Aki damage
 josh___something: JP spikes 
 Bearudite: what if blanka and aki bonk their heads together sliding on the floor?
 dzee_szed: was that like a 60% combo
 Shadwhawk: So we need 27 hours, which is another 1620 T1 subs or 648k bits
 definenull: i need that aki super ending pose as a wallpaper
 Zaneysed: rawr
apocalyptic_squirrel: 100 100 100 100 100
 Lysander_salamander: Aki has a neat design
 Trymantha: they also gave her hte sick costume 3 buff
 forcedreject: @definenull Her critical version induces THE NUT
apocalyptic_squirrel: there we go I think that does it. another minute on the subathon for the people
  mtvcdm: Ah. To cheer bits, you type 'cheer' and then the n-- ah you got it
 Mazrae: whats the number under blankas health bar, next to doll looking thing
 pencilsnake: brother I turn around for like an hour and somebody gifts me a sub, thanks simic_yeti 
 play_guy01: @Mazrae the amount of dolls blanka has
 Frizzlenill: with how they did mocap for this game, they definitely had an actual contortionist
apocalyptic_squirrel: @mtvcdm haha thank you! tbf I didn't realise you could type the text command until I'd already done it through the UI. Appreciate the clarification 
 forcedreject: Dragon ball fighterz out of bounds videos are hilarious
 Mazrae: @play_guy01 but what are the dolls for
 definenull: they got actual contortionists for aki mocap, and breakdancers for jamie
Scar_Red_Tiger: New Frame Plus looking at GG or Samash
 Ciijay: Oh also the design of some characters - like Rock Howard - is amazing. Or how the design / animation of some pants.
 Frizzlenill: yaya for HD edition it was WILD, they did a great job on em too
 dzee_szed: in Blanka's story mode, he ordered a bunch of dolls to sell at his jungle park and no one bought them, so now he throws them all over
 play_guy01: @Mazrae he can throw down dolls and then like charge them up and the doll moves around and hits you
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 Ciijay: People have also commented on how the design on Rashid's new costume works so well with his gameplay to telegraph the moves well
 twistedsylvan: I'm sure this is a thing for all fighters, but I like how all of the silhouettes of the characters are so dramatically different, and instantly recognizable
apocalyptic_squirrel: they are very good in this game. everyone is immediately different
 flowerseses: ooof ok it is too late, I gotta go sleep. good luck, gamers!
 micalovits: Sleep tight friend!
 Ciijay: @flowerseses See ya flowerseses!
offbeatwitch: anyone has a throw loop if you simply keep throwing
 PharaohBender27: Goodnight, flowerseses!
 josh___something: AKI's a weirdo, don't worry about it
 therepoman__: Aki likes to get high off her own supply
 dm818: that combo is sick
 Frizzlenill: @twistedsylvan yeah that's a really important principle to fighting game animation that gets a lot more attention than in other genres. Hyper-readable silhouettes are an art all its own, within character design
 Like17Badgers: @twistedsylvan yeah, SF5 has a ton of costumes, but you're generally able to tell who is who based solely off their stance
  mtvcdm: Silhouettes are a critical component of character-based games. Make everyone their own thing.
 saucemaster5000: RAWR
 definenull: and dead
 forcedreject: @josh___something Her spine is just a suggestion
 definenull: oh nvm
 haberley: unlucky
 definenull: ggs ggs
 LowUpsideCJ: Very relatable ending
 josh___something: Burnout is BAAAAAAD
 LowUpsideCJ: ggs ggs
ManWithTheMask13: LOOK WHO IT IS
 definenull: well well well
 DiscordianTokkan: True in the world of IT Work too, chip damage applies during burnout
thatjuantoo: Sir Weelsworth!
ManWithTheMask13: Look what the cat dragged in
 josh___something: Let's fuckin GO JP
 saucemaster5000: who is benjamin wheeler?
 Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 lightfut: It's Bennie wheeeeeeels
 josh___something: JP my GOOOOAAAAT
 saucemaster5000: we know this guy?
 tod_vom_himmel: t h e w h a t
midnightcurryjazz: stand
  mtvcdm: Look who's come crawling back
 Mr_Bitterness: I hope he's glad to be here.
 Strebenherz: Card Daddy
KinkerbellRose: Better put on a good show Wheeler!
 Dog_of_Myth: He's just happy to be here
 definenull: JP is JP
 couchboyj: Time for some cowboy foosies
Cptasparagus: is that bongjammin weedler?
h3rsh3yb4r: JP really just does look like Sarumon
 Naesiir: you know just your typical old man
ManWithTheMask13: @h3rsh3yb4r Or Count Dooku
bjorlamn: If it isn’t papá himself
 josh___something: Let's go John Pierce!
 Like17Badgers: historically,  T Hawk eats zoners alive
patrick_stonecrusher: Jerk Pants
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/CourageousZealousElephantFailFish-Pbv02ghR2hL6yHcw
 DiscordianTokkan: Oeuf
 Alas_Babylon: JP is what happens when you actually make a wizard that casts Fist
 shurtal: immediately after grand finals, heef's gonna  bust in like sf2 akuma, somehow "Your opponent is me now"
 TheWanderingNomad: Lily gives me Talim from Soul Calibur vibes
 twistedsylvan: oh Lily is Mayan right? Indigenous Mexican?
 Frizzlenill: wheeler's diamond 4?? Congrats holy moly, he's WAY outpaced me
 Alas_Babylon: @twistedsylvan Native Massachusetts tribe I believe
  mtvcdm: Yeah big Talim energy
full_st0p: that command grab does so much mental damage
apocalyptic_squirrel: Diamond 4? Daamn let's get it Wheeler
 PharaohBender27: 
 twistedsylvan: @Alas_Babylon oh my mistake, thank you!
 definenull: *JP bwaaaaa*
 josh___something: I LOVE JP
thatjuantoo: 
 Lysander_salamander: very stylish
 shurtal: That man is an Evil Accountant
themostjoast: Sydet is cooking rn
 TheWanderingNomad: That disrespect 
 josh___something: World tour was fun
bjorlamn: @twistedsylvan Her tribe is fictional, but she is a Native Mexican yeah
 Frizzlenill: iirc her mom's latin american of some kind and her dad is T.Hawk? I could be misremembering
 definenull: thats me
 ToppHat: I just got into SF6 with the World Tour
 ToppHat: its dope
 Greyah: World Tour is what got me to play it.
 Alas_Babylon: @Frizzlenill That sounds about right
 Like17Badgers: the difference between SF5's single player vs SF6's single player is night and day
 SkylerRingtail: What is JP's shtick?
 Ciijay: Not gonna lie - I got good at Guilty Gear when i was little because of the Story Mode and being determined to unlock every ending. It's why I know so many characters well
  mtvcdm: Lily is basically trying to fix T. Hawk lorewise.
BurgerGamer: he's an accountant
 definenull: being annoying as heck
h3rsh3yb4r: @SkylerRingtail Bison's accountanty
 micalovits: Yea, when the Zoner is better than you it feels like you can do NOTHING
 josh___something: @skylerringtail a LOT of projectiles
full_st0p: He's threading the needle! LEts go!
 shurtal: @SkylerRingtail he was bison's accountant and bison was all "I'm gonna give you some psycho power, it'll be funny"
KeytarCat: Hard to find your turn against a zoner
 Ciijay: JP is a business man that ran Ken out of his thing, if I recall? Which is why Ken is in such a bad state
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 Frizzlenill: @SkylerRingtail he launches ghosts that can go high or low, he can create explosions from the floor (PIERCE!), and he can make portals in the air that shoot a spike OR he can teleport through them. He's a heavy projectile zoner
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 josh___something: He also has those portal/trap things that are kinda important for his gameplay
h3rsh3yb4r: JP rug pulled ken's crypto? thats heinous
 NorthstarTex: this JP has lily on lock
 shabe_x_roc: Zoners are the Blue Control deck of the fighting game world
 AceGun_:  
 ToppHat: I thought Ken lost all of his money on Apes?
 TheWanderingNomad: @Frizzlenill Same tribe but no direct relation to T.Hawk
 Ciijay: Also JP fills the "fancy old man in a suit" trope haha
 SkylerRingtail: @Frizzlenill That's the summary I was looking for. Thanks!
 shurtal: @h3rsh3yb4r Yeah, JP stole Ken's apes
 Frizzlenill: ah my mistake, thank you for the correction!
 KiaStirling: go yawg!!
 SkylerRingtail: (Lore is nifty to know too)
 josh___something: @acegun_ holy fuck, that emote XD
 definenull: man it's a struggle to get in
Fantusta: !bracket
JinaMahavira: Sydet is blasting
 josh___something: JP is peak obstacle course
 AceGun_: He's a zoner, so at least his normals are bad... right? right?
 TheWanderingNomad: SF Lore (and by extension Final Fight lore) is surprisingly deep and consistent
 josh___something: The first 1/3 of the animation is the parry timer
 Lysander_salamander: nice
full_st0p: lets go!!
 definenull: let's go
offbeatwitch: spire!
 NorthstarTex: he got one!
 haberley: woop woop!
 twistedsylvan: thats one!
 definenull: the man can bleed
Piecrust9: Is it wheeler v cori? Who is who?
 definenull: NOOOO
 josh___something: (*first 1/3 of a second)
 haberley: @Piecrust9 wheeler vs someone not in the team
Piecrust9: @haberley thank you!
 definenull: uh oh
 josh___something: Let's go wheele- uh oh
 josh___something: Oh NOO
 haberley: oh  nooo
 DiscordianTokkan: Oh noooo
 Lysander_salamander: dang
 ToppHat: JP'd
full_st0p: that just unlucky
 TheWriterAleph: oofa
 SnowBuddy18: oh NO
 definenull: nooo our boy D:
 ToppHat: RIP
ManWithTheMask13: ggs ggs ggs
 saucemaster5000: ahhhhh
 NorthstarTex: ooof
 josh___something: Let's go JP
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 NorthstarTex: (that was really good JP)
 josh___something: I'm totally unbiased as a JP player, idk what you mean
 CypherRaze: man, JP is something huh
 twistedsylvan: so is it safe to say that 6 is the best Street Fighter they've made?
 josh___something: JP, Justice Prevails
mamba_shinobi: I'm here
 benjamin_wheeler: love the jp mu
 benjamin_wheeler: can losers play their match
 saucemaster5000: there's top tiers, and chars who need a bit more work to play, no bad chars
  mtvcdm: Losers just go ahead
super_ashura: Speaking of which, Dan Hibiki when?
 Frizzlenill: @twistedsylvan street fighter as a series is notorious for reinventing itself every numbered entry. It's kinda like final fantasy - shared dna and shared genre mostly, but basically drawing-board every numbered title. 6 is arguably the best full package with the best online play, but everyone has their favourite
 Dog_of_Myth: Well, EVO is coming up. Wouldn't be surprised to see a few new characters revealed for some games.
Cptasparagus: yeah no tears, no crying at the stick
ManWithTheMask13: Dog ate my inputs
 Zaneysed: The only person you're competing against is how well you did yesterday
ManWithTheMask13: Sun was in my eyes
full_st0p: Naw, Sim is bottom 1.
 definenull: pog
 LowUpsideCJ: But if my character did more damage I'd win more...explain that gamers
full_st0p: lmao
 CaptainKranok: Cammirror
BurgerGamer: SPIRAL ARROW
 Strebenherz: From what you said earlier, SF6 is pretty balanced too?
 twistedsylvan: @Frizzlenill oh that's really interesting! I didn't know they varied so much. I actually have the SF collection on my Switch, so now I've gotta check them all out lol
 Zaneysed: Sim is bottom 1 in play rate
 josh___something: Smh, dhalsim downplayers
 fredcheckers: Except maybe SSB Brawl. SSB Brawl was broken as hell.
ManWithTheMask13: Stuart is bottom tier
 josh___something: 
 DandyGeek: I kinda wish the ol’ turtle lover was in SF6
 Chronomos901: so everyone who plays League of Legends needs to play a fighting game. Got it
 saucemaster5000: If I keep saying manon is good, sim players can go to the boo box with complaints
 AceGun_: Modern Cammy too!
 toady0s: where my dan stans at
 josh___something: Bring back oro
midnightcurryjazz: cat (mom) fight
 CypherRaze: Don't shit on my boy Dhalsim okay
 Like17Badgers: yeah, there's not really strict matchup losses in modern fighting games. we dont have Xrd's Pot vs Dizzy
 RealGamerCow: I like that they brought back the Cammy five-head
 therepoman__: Mods, put the Sim player in the boo box
 TheWanderingNomad: @DandyGeek Turtle lover?>
 micalovits: I think that Cammy wins
 PharaohBender27: They both have *angular* faces
Piecrust9: Something tells me Cammy will win
 SnowBuddy18: I'd assume it's 50/50
 Like17Badgers: expect to see a lot of arrows
 josh___something: I think they're gonna kill each other
Loyal_Rook: My money is on Cammy
Ukon_Cairns: i assume cammy wins this
 Zaneysed: Cammy looks so good, the leotard if finally gone
ManWithTheMask13: @therepoman__ THE BOO BOX???
patrick_stonecrusher: Also, if you get decent at a 'bad' character, people are unfamiliar with them, AND you may be the recipient of a later buff
Mai_Andra: I miss the long braids, but I do like the new look.
 haberley: is she just a tiny model, or can she jump SUPER high?
 definenull: you know, I'm surprised there's no gief on stream so far
 DandyGeek: @thewanderingnomad Oro, he showed up in SF3 first
 LowUpsideCJ: Dhalsim was the first SF character i ever played, in the arcade when I was like 8
 AceGun_: The Modern Cammy may have an advantage in the divekick/DP fight?
themostjoast: this is a 10-0 mu for game smh this game sucks
 Saintnex: kinda depends on who's more aggressive I think 
 ylegm: @haberley yes
 TheWanderingNomad: @DandyGeek Ah old man one arm
ManWithTheMask13: Gief MU is a 6-4
 josh___something: Fun fact: the cammy is actually a 10-0 match up both sides 
 Frizzlenill: @twistedsylvan yeah the way to see the differences is to go from sf2 (probably super SF2 turbo, arguably the best version?) to SF Alpha 2 or 3, to SF3 Third Strike. Three generations of the best titles in their 'version' of street fighter
 SkylerRingtail: How many characters have we not seen yet on stream today?
 Bearudite: modern vs classic tho makes a differenct
 twistedsylvan: @patrick_stonecrusher this was me in Warframe lmao, I loved Wukong for a while, then he got buffed and I got the last laugh
 haberley: @SkylerRingtail still haven't seen zangief
 saucemaster5000: the manon is 1-9 to the first person who gets neutral jumped
 Zaneysed: Just honest strike throw gameplay
 BrowneePoints: I love that they gave chicken legs to her AND Chun wouldn’t both have “ham shank thigh syndrome”
 TheWanderingNomad: @Zaneysed Who knew trading in the leotard for pants would make such a difference?
 Like17Badgers: the Phoenix Wright mirror in umvc3 can go as far as 7-3 based on evidence RNG
ManWithTheMask13: @haberley   
 Mr_Bitterness: Modern Geif is a meme for a reason.
 LowUpsideCJ: Highly recommend modern to the newbies if you're intimidated
RothonWylar: Note doing specials with 1 button still means the game is hard
 Saintnex: I dont think Cammy loses too too much with modern
 NorthstarTex: I'm a modern cammy main and it helps me feel like a good at fighting games
midnightcurryjazz: @Zaneysed Its not gone, its another costume
yukimakingart: modern cammy is pretty good. easy divekicks
 MWGNZ: new fighting game player reporting for duty thanks to modern
bjorlamn: Cereal box is new to the channel, btw! They’re Mamba Shinobi
 SnowBuddy18: so, knowing it's modern vs classic, how's the matchup?
Scar_Red_Tiger: Lose tools like Ccrounching medium ppunch and a damage cut. But Lvel 3 on one button is nothing to scoff at
 Zaneysed: @midnightcurryjazz We dont talk about costume 2
 JustMeJude: !next
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bjorlamn: @snowbuddy18 impossible to say. Control type doesn’t make the match
 Greyah: It just lowers the execution barrier that comes with many fighting games. Makes it more accessible, but not easier.
full_st0p: every modern player is playing with XaoiHai reactions
 josh___something: Motion inputs are a dexterity challenge, and modern is a way to bypass that a bit. (And also built-in combos)
 BrowneePoints: Ope I goofed. cammy now has smaller legs and they doubled down on chun having a more exaggerated silhouette to differentiate body types*
 jellybean57: also you have to play real tentative against modern players if they have level 3
 Frizzlenill: cammy's level 3 is really powerful, so the modern player probably has the advantage when they have 3 bars, because they can punish full screen on reaction. Modern loses a few useful moves, so before having 3 bars, modern cammy has a slight disadvantage. Neither is huge
 tod_vom_himmel: important to note that one button dps and other moves lose 20% damage
 LowUpsideCJ: @josh___something I think also they reduce the mental load of learning by a lot
 Saintnex: that being said, modern players will also need to learn to hold their specials, its really easy to punish if you fire it too often
 BrowneePoints: if Cori ever got into fighters I’d be scared for my life
ManWithTheMask13: What a divekick
 josh___something: Cori would be a shark in Fighting games
 MommaGart: oh hell yeah it's my character
 tod_vom_himmel: i feel like cori would make a good rushdown character, cori on cammy or honda 
 Mr_Bitterness: Cori would be a great addition to oki Oki
 tod_vom_himmel: rushdown player*
bjorlamn: I hope Cereal starts watching the channel because of this
 Zaneysed: She has insane oki
bjorlamn: I believe they were a random who found it on Start.GG
 definenull: good neutral jump
full_st0p: shimmayyed
 Sogheim: Adam's greatest nemesis is a player slowly walking backwards
 ylegm: counter divekick is wild
 Bearudite: honest nootch
 Zaneysed: Do it
 twistedsylvan: I learned the power of the corner when I started learning Ram in Strive. Girl's a menace when the opp can't run
 Zaneysed: It's all honest nooch
 josh___something: Switching characters is hard
 MWGNZ: modern still gotta hit buttons at the right time
 MommaGart: Modern is the only reason i'm even considering playing this game. I'm glad we have it
 Frizzlenill: 100%, and this game has no wallbreak so there's no guarantee you'll get a chance to breathe either
Lobo_Apache: I love my Cam gameplay. It's a lot of fun. Plus I got to meet Newt on ladder literally minutes before jumping onto oki oki
mamba_shinobi: gg
offbeatwitch: gg!
 Gaelan_Maestro: celebrating a brand new graphics card with a stream of my fav peeps
 definenull: ggs ggs
 Bearudite: this and Tekken
 LurkerSpine: This or Tekken
 saucemaster5000: gief spotted
 SkylerRingtail: Perfect KO to end the 3-0. Woof.
 saucemaster5000: it's the BEEF match!
 definenull: GIEF
 MommaGart: Adam, I asked you about frame data on Twitter last night and "just play" is honestly really good advice. so i think i'll be booting up again soon. thanks 
 josh___something: ZANGRIEF
themostjoast: the battle of the large
 haberley: right, this has been tons of fun but I need sleep - thanks for talking me into buying this game 
 josh___something: Let's go!
 tod_vom_himmel: as a totally unbiased person i can say that sf6 is the bestterest game
 haberley: night night chat
offbeatwitch: gief spotted
 Bearudite: wait doom changed names back?
 awildshen: I can hear the joystick churning
 definenull: i hope chat is ready for butter
 raulghoulia: just mash
 saucemaster5000: @Bearudite thank god
 Like17Badgers: tekken is popular but also aggressively anti new players. here's about 200 moves... 3 of them are good
Taligan: Yup, just lift the heavy things and put them down.
full_st0p: gotta get washed to get clean
midnightcurryjazz: a lot of meat on the screen
 aesir_blade: why do they call it tekken when you tech in the low throw tech out high eat the throw
 saucemaster5000: gotta lose 100 matches as fast as you can
 tod_vom_himmel: @saucemaster5000 youre one to talk mr saucewindster
CoconutRanger1515: frame data is like music theory, its just a way to understand whats going on but you dont need to know anything to play or make music
 josh___something: Let's go, it's TIME for the LOYAL FANS
Walmart_Baki: you'll eventually figure out what is safe and not safe after you get erased enough times. Part of the grind
 saucemaster5000: @tod_vom_himmel that's an unaffiliated lily player
 korvys: Plenty of musicians can't read music
 Ciijay: I don't know enough about frame data - but just because I grew up with Guilty Gear, Street Fighter, and Capcom vs games - I was able to keep up with a lot of folks here
 LowUpsideCJ: It's even enjoyable to let cool people in discord absolutely wreck you
 RandomTrivia: PREACH IT
 AceGun_: It's like music theory, I will think about it way too hard to my own detriment.
 twistedsylvan: hooah to that!
 Sparkana42: Going from a cammy mirror to marisa vs zangief is a wild looks switch.
 raulghoulia: Adam should put out motivational casette tapes
 DigitalSeahorse: get a spotter for weights, don't wanna crush yourself
 RandomTrivia: The first step to being good at something is to suck at that thing
 dzee_szed: so my problem with the SF6 story mode was I hit bottlenecks where I felt like I was losing because I hadn't really learned any combos
 SnowBuddy18: "I've a very intermediate player" is me with Path of Exile
 CypherRaze: I want an audiobook of Adam giving me a motivational speech
 Bearudite: also don't be afraid to try and not like it. the important part is you tried it
 johnobriant: @coconutranger1515 I’m a literal music teacher, and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve told people that.
 saucemaster5000: @LowUpsideCJ still haven't run into you in the discord (I've been busy), but can't wait to jam my new lily w/ya!
 Hansk_and_Boo: I want to get back into MVC2 when it comes out. Should I prepare by playing another fighting game or just be patient?
 dzee_szed: There were a few matches (especially the Ken coach AI) where the enemy combos just did so much more damage than my screwing around
 twistedsylvan: Also like, the human brain is stupid good at pattern recognition and putting things together. You might not know the underlying systems but you'll learn how it all works with time
  LambMower: Tekken 8 has been keeping me grounded this entire year, being able to chill and just grind and seeing that progress has been super satisfying
 Ciijay: I've been so busy to jam to. I hope you get to jam soon, Sauce!
 NonUniqueGuy: That is why I like board games with friends and family.
 definenull: so does gief tbf
 LowUpsideCJ: @saucemaster5000 Sounds good, let's get it sometime
Lobo_Apache: Jeez, Link just took off the weights for that match
Mai_Andra: a grown-ass ma'am
 Mr_Bitterness: Marisa hits like she pays taxes
 Like17Badgers: why not both
 LordZarano: Of course Cori notices the horses 
 josh___something: Gief is so big
 MommaGart: thse are some big burly adults
DaVeganPolice: Ryu 
 Bearudite: why not both
 MrQBear: I want them to fight over who gets to carry me
 raulghoulia: adam who do you want to carry you, Marisa or Lady Dimetrescu?
John Hill: darn it, do I have to try SF6 now?
 the_phantom_game_player:  
 SnowBuddy18: Gief is almost too big to carry me well
 LowUpsideCJ: I'll be their tug of war rope
 micalovits: @raulghoulia "Yes"
DaVeganPolice: ayo
 TotallyNotaBeholder: When fighting game becomes synchronized swimming
 AceGun_: She's creepy
 definenull: nice level 2
midnightcurryjazz: Lady D is also not a human. So you know.
full_st0p: Man's too damn clean
 josh___something: That gladius was FIRE
Lobo_Apache: Lady D throws one desk, Marisa throws you all time
 saucemaster5000: I can hear mask's churning....
Trainkar: The clip of Adam saying "She's so tall"  to Lady D, is one of my favorite things to go back watch
 definenull: dead?
 josh___something: Oh NOOOO
 josh___something: Yup
 definenull: nooo
full_st0p: Needed a few drive reversals
 BrowneePoints: just a reminder, Adam, there’s a very real chance that if we get marvel versus Capcom 4 Lady D will be in the game
 josh___something: Stun on marise = ded
apocalyptic_squirrel: @Trainkar lol thanks for the reminder, great moment
maxthefourth: that animation
 twistedsylvan: is Marisa Greek or Italian?
 Trymantha: Lets go Thaige
 tod_vom_himmel: @twistedsylvan yes
 LowUpsideCJ: go thaige I want to have lost to the champ
 Trainkar: @apocalyptic_squirrel there is such joy in his eyes
 Mazrae: im not the biggest fan of fighting games but i do enjoy listening to adam talk about them
 BrowneePoints: Marissa is Italian with Greek heritage
 Like17Badgers: pocket sand!
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 twistedsylvan: ahh I see. That makes sense, it looks like she has both motifs. Is her fighting style Pankration?
 Mr_Bitterness: Luke had an incredible glowup in this game from 5
 Trymantha: sf6 luke is cool, sf5 luke not so much
 josh___something: Luke is paying for sf5 crimes
 SnowBuddy18: look at those forearms
 Bearudite: luke is unbuttered toast
apocalyptic_squirrel: @twistedsylvan it is!
 AceGun_: He's a gamer, people dislike gamers.
 Like17Badgers: SF6 made him a lot less hated than SF5
Micsig: leftover hate from SF5
 LowUpsideCJ: Luke is a cool character with proportions I hate to look at
 DandyGeek: everybody just gets mad about those bare grippers 
 Like17Badgers: he was also REALLY ugly in sf5
 BrowneePoints: he was busted in 5 and had big F boi energy
Scar_Red_Tiger: His tatts and the hair in 5 were ugly.
 SnowBuddy18: @LowUpsideCJ is it the forearms?
 AceGun_: Also noodle hair
 forcedreject: Whenever I hear parrying in fighting games, I just think of this meme now https://preview.redd.it/01x2g4t7ppl91.jpg?width=1080&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=3f16eb9c971bd3588f31d1314dc28c1f493309e4
 jellybean57: adam, you have a platinum luke, right?
full_st0p: ewww
 benjamin_wheeler: he was a military contractor smh
 PharaohBender27: When did feet start getting called "grippers," anyhow?
 LowUpsideCJ: @SnowBuddy18 and the feet
 BrowneePoints: in 5 he was just Military period I think
 Inquisitor_Xian: as someone who enjoys watching but has little context for the actual game, Luke has big John Cena energy
Scar_Red_Tiger: 90% of Luke's redemption has been Aleks Le posting.
Lobo_Apache: To be master you need enough time and a 51% winrate
 TheWanderingNomad: I certainly like Luke a lot more in 6 since he got goofier
 tod_vom_himmel: my ryu is diamond 4 and i played ryu for like 2 hours, i got no idea how to ryu
 tod_vom_himmel: rank means nothing
 SnowBuddy18: @LowUpsideCJ shaved hobbit feet
apocalyptic_squirrel: I highrolled my Akuma placements and ended up in plat. Then went 0-X for the next 30 minutes lol
 forcedreject: He took us all to memphis
apocalyptic_squirrel: Aleks Le is the hero we need
 shurtal: yeah, Aleks did some HEAVY lifting
 MommaGart: sand blast!!
 Zaneysed: Dude you look huge
 josh___something: BOOM DIVORCED
 LowUpsideCJ: @SnowBuddy18 He's also got action figure legs I can't ignore
 dzee_szed: I mostly know that the Luke VA did a line for a doobus goobus video
 Trymantha: still not sure why luke has strong feelings about menphis tour guides?
apocalyptic_squirrel: oh hey it's Frizzlenill on screen! Let's gooo
 saucemaster5000: Alex le doing the christmas luke ... "getjolly! Getjolly!"
 TheWanderingNomad: Letting Aleks Le loose upon the fandom was a great idea
 saucemaster5000: "I got you... A NICE PRESENT!"
 shurtal: aleks
Obsc: Luke is Darth Vader worst mu
Scar_Red_Tiger: "I'm Luke. From Streets"
 shurtal: aleks' stream with jamie's va was UNHINGED
Stratavarius: Yeah, mechanically Luke would've been fine, but Aleks Le SOLD the character
 MommaGart: Luke has been in time out a lot this set
 MommaGart: this is a great reverse corner
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Mazrae: so luke is a quick jabber while marisa is a slow powerhouse??? thats what im getting out of this
 twistedsylvan: is there a really obcene corner fighter in this game, like Ramlethal in Strive? Or is everybody scary there?
 shurtal: goin' to mephis
 MommaGart: Frizzle has some solid parries
apocalyptic_squirrel: Adam, you talk yourself down a lot wrt your advice giving and stuff, but I've been doing the "stand under the timer" thing you explain often, and it's so strong as well as teaching me a lot. So thanks for that and a bunch of other stuff
 tod_vom_himmel: "word"
 korvys: "I'm just a little guy"
Micsig: bitchin'
 saucemaster5000: Aki "BITCHIN"
DaVeganPolice: Tell her about your Ed level 3 
 Like17Badgers: you're going TO MEMPHIS
 Trymantha: I though he was saying you picked the wrong guy to mess with , huh TIL
apocalyptic_squirrel: @twistedsylvan both - everyone is scary when they corner you, but some characters especially want to put the opponent in the mixup blender. Aki for example I think
 Sydet1: @Trymantha That's the actual line
Scar_Red_Tiger: Shadow Realm?? You're going to Memphis
Walmart_Baki: There is always the classic "Are you ken" for Shoryuken
 korvys: You're dead, and banned from this twitch channel
 cmdrud87: "excessively buff forearms" is a great name for a buff
 PigmyWurm: Adam what is your feeling about playing with a controller? I have casually enjoyed fighting games since SF2 but as someone who has never been really invested I've mostly played with controller and feel like most games are just not made for it and can get frustrating.
Scar_Red_Tiger: Aleks even recorded a cclean take of him sayinng Memphis. You can trust him.
 LowUpsideCJ: Killed him so hard they garnished his wages
Mai_Andra: "But, Ryu - I can't fly."  "Suuure yooou caaan!"
 saucemaster5000: Here comes HONDA
 twistedsylvan: @apocalyptic_squirrel Is Aki like a rushdown character? Or more like setplay? What makes her so effective in the corner?
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 tod_vom_himmel: oh am i up now
 Sydet1: @PigmyWurm Lots of people play with regular controllers
 saucemaster5000: tvh is tod
 Bearudite: you up tod
 Sydet1: It works great for a lot of people
 Obos_TAB: Hey! How's the tourney!
DaVeganPolice: OH  TVH is tod lmfaoooo
 Obos_TAB: !bracket
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 LowUpsideCJ: @PigmyWurm Modern works pretty well with a four button controller
RothonWylar: Let's go tod
DaVeganPolice: wait ah fuck.
 Obos_TAB: dang, not the bracket i wanted
 Zaneysed: Ken coming out the woodowkr
 NevermorePainting: Get him Tod!
 lightfut: Embracing the kenergy
 Mr_Bitterness: @PigmyWurm Play with whatever input you're most comfortable with. People have won big tourneys on contoller
 the_phantom_game_player: Ken all the time
Lobo_Apache: anywhere else he'd be S ranky
themostjoast: LETS  GO  HOMDA
bjorlamn: @twistedsylvan Rashid is the quintessential corner mixer. Play a set with Violetblight and you’ll know
 saucemaster5000: time to see some unhinged honda
 MousseFilledCat: any Juri players? I like seeing pink
  mtvcdm: We are Kenough
 BrowneePoints: @mazrae Luke is called a Shoto for Shotokan karate, well rounded, has a fire ball, an invisible reversible aka Ryu. Marisa is a heavy
 CypherRaze: Adam, what is your usual coffee order?
 saucemaster5000: no one talks enough about honda's booty
 itira: Ken really is a Good Ass character
 Obos_TAB: alpha ken is hottest ken
full_st0p: he's gptta take a shower first
 BrowneePoints: he does Cori
 PigmyWurm: @LowUpsideCJ The problem is I have been play with the 90's so to play with modern I have to choose between muscle memory or ease
 CypherRaze: but is he baptized
 BrowneePoints: Guile has a ponytail Chad Texan skin
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 PigmyWurm: But I admit, I am very much a cassual player
 twistedsylvan: @BrowneePoints wait, that's why they're called shotos? I thought it was named for a character named Shoto in an early fighting game lmao
 josh___something: Is the coffee baptized?
 saucemaster5000: I put a scoop of ice cream in espresso for my morning 
apocalyptic_squirrel: @twistedsylvan she does a fuckton of damage in the corner with poison setup, so getting you into that position is kinda her win condition. Pre recent changes that was kind of her only strength. She's been buffed recently and can do a bit more now
 MrQBear: Go Tod!
 Sydet1: Yeah ryu in theory uses shotokan karate
 itira: A&W coffee is the worst imo 
apocalyptic_squirrel: (caveat, I've not played her meaningfully, someone who knows the character can correct me)
Scar_Red_Tiger: milk and sugar cost money.
 CaptainSpam: Okay, Hawaiian Honda is a great skin.
Izandai: jesus
 itira: A&W coffee tastes like a wet ashtray
 Obos_TAB: is this Cori's first time on Oki Adjacent content?
 saucemaster5000: dunkin donuts coffee is secretly really good
 twistedsylvan: @apocalyptic_squirrel iiiiinteresting, I don't know if I've heard of characters with a DoT before. it sounds so unpleasant lmao, thanks!
 sxesuperstar: This is the antithesis of a Happy Honda Day
DaVeganPolice: I heard McDonalds coffee isn't like the worst
 Saintnex: Timmy's steeped tea is always my go to order
 Obos_TAB: nice 1 tod
 PharaohBender27: Yeah, but you're on a Greyhound, so shitty coffee is par for the course
 Dog_of_Myth: Nice
 Dumori: Subway Coffee is a sleeper in the UK at least
  Juliamon: saucemaster5000 I wouldn't go that far, but it's better than its reputation indicates
Mai_Andra: @PigmyWurm controller always hurt my hand after a few minutes until I found one that switched the position of the left stick and d-pad, and that made a huge difference.
apocalyptic_squirrel: @twistedsylvan her poison has an interesting property as well where some of her moves can "pop" it, knocking the opponent into the air for a combo extension
 josh___something: Tod is such a menace
DaVeganPolice: mybadog
 Omthebox: COULD have level 3'd. However
 NorthstarTex: dat honda
 saucemaster5000: @Juliamon actually yeah that's fair
 maxthefourth: the booty to strong
Izandai: You didn't respect their credentials.
 shurtal: honda=unga
  mtvcdm: Honda is a meat cannon
ManWithTheMask13: LET'S GO TOD
 Zaneysed: Corey for oki oki fight club?
RothonWylar: I may need to pick up honda
 Mr_Bitterness: Get Cori on Oki Oki as Honda, best stream
 Obos_TAB: Cori play Guilty Gear instead
 josh___something: 
Cptasparagus: why do canadians say "when im done the" instead of "when im done with the"
apocalyptic_squirrel: do it Cori do it
Scar_Red_Tiger: I was watching a vtuber pick up SF6 blind. Went with Gief because "His nipples are out, he must be strong"
 jjcard: I'm currently looking at SF6 on steam, it's 50% off...tempted
 Bearudite: hell yeah
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Bearudite: expense it
 chrono2x: I'd love to see Cori on OkiOki
 BrowneePoints: I’d enjoy seeing you play for what it’s worth
Izandai: @Scar_Red_Tiger 
themostjoast: Cori on Oki would be goated
 LowUpsideCJ: I played a honda earlier who just headbutted me over and over and over
 thaigeprime: D:
 Naesiir: yes, yes Join OkiOki
Taligan: Love to see you Cori! Join the literal club!
 josh___something: RIP ben
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 korvys: Skullgirls
RTwo28: But guilty gear is so fun
CoconutRanger1515: if your a streamer can you put games as a tax write off
 TheWooglie: So Ian?
 AceGun_: Being bad at Guilty Gear is the correct way to play Guilty Gear.
yukimakingart: take that back! 
 MrQBear: Don't you play guilty gear sometimes, Adam?
 pointproven214: Lmao
 MommaGart: weirdo mechanics or weirdo characters?
RothonWylar: I'm hoping to get into 2xko when it's out
 LMAOkai_: says the Axl player 
BurgerGamer: correct, which is why I play it
 twistedsylvan: am Guilty Gear player, can confirm
 betweenmyself: take up Clay Fighter 33 1/3 
 Obos_TAB: Cori who is your Them's Fightin Herds "mane"?
 saucemaster5000: Guilty Gear is for vampires
RTwo28: Guilty Gear is also the only fighter I can comprehend some how. . .
 Bearudite: skullgirls too boing boing
 josh___something: Axl player
 DiscordianTokkan: Cori, tell them it's on sale for half off, so you're SAVING the company money by buying it Now. 
 Ciijay: I play Guilty Gear and I play Faust, what does that make me?
 PharaohBender27: Did someone say $60?
 josh___something: LIES ADAM
Mai_Andra: GranBlue is more anime.  Guilty Gear is weirdos.
 PigmyWurm: I really like looking at guilty gear
 thaigeprime: you shut your mouth you axel apologist
 Mr_Bitterness: Look, Guilty Gear's got the trans crowd
 EMNetwork: one must fall 4life
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 saucemaster5000: @Ciijay Goated?
apocalyptic_squirrel: @Ciijay based as fuck that's what
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 twistedsylvan: and the soundtrack for GG FUCKS. I've been listening to it for months
 renaissance_rat: @PharaohBender27 Thanks for the gift sub!
RTwo28: @ciijay playing faust makes you amazing
full_st0p: BRUH
 ManWithTheMask13: He's the goat
themostjoast: TOD MY GOAT
 LowUpsideCJ: Someone make adam an "Honest Mid Tier Enjoyer" t shirt
 PharaohBender27: No problem, @renaissance_rat ! 
 Obos_TAB: 1 gift sub for every trip to memphis
 josh___something: Mid tier, fine. *"HONEST"* is a Lie, adam
 Ciijay: Ehehehe, people love my R+ Faust :3
 Zaneysed: I saw you play mark of the wolves Adam, that wasnt mid tier
 Geldaran: I think he sat down.
 lightfut: He sat down aggressively, as requested
BurgerGamer: the only honest guilty gear character is Zato
CoconutRanger1515: there are no honest guilty gear characters
 CaptainSpam: "SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!" "Mmm... nah, bruh."
 AceGun_: If you can't laugh at the Honda, you will cry instead.
 Chartle: street fighter laurel and hardy
 NevermorePainting: Honda do honda things
 ixigrekzed: @PharaohBender27 tyty
 BrowneePoints: Guilty Gear, a game where there’s lots of hot anime women but everyone lusts over the Chubby beefcake, an Armored Russian, and a Bed
 TheWanderingNomad: Whatr's the joke about GG? This amazing soundtrack has a video game attached to it 
apocalyptic_squirrel: @CoconutRanger1515 excuse me I think you'll find there's a Large Grappler Man
 SaxPython: Nathan Lane Honda skin when?
 the_phantom_game_player: Pharaoh is pulling big numbers this subathon.
 Ciijay: +R Faust makes everyone go "I have no idea what's going on"
 Dumori: Man I love Garo
 AceGun_: You just picked him based on the name.
 ixigrekzed: @PharaohBender27 Thanks for the gift sub!
 jjcard: well, since it's 50% off, picked up SF6. Let's see how bad I am...
 josh___something: U huh, suuuuure adam
 Bearudite: all my homies hate keith
 BrowneePoints: first one in 25 years next year Cori
 Obos_TAB: @BrowneePoints bed got springs, dawg
 Bearudite: marco till I die
  mtvcdm: Almost the comeback
Mister_BlueSky: Steve!
 twistedsylvan: @BrowneePoints ... wait whos the beefcake? Goldlewis?
 thatguysteve2709: Yo
 Naesiir: Steve
 Shadowsoflife: @BrowneePoints A bed>
CoconutRanger1515: @apocalyptic_squirrel garuda impact garuda impact garuda impact  lol
 BrowneePoints: goldlewis @twistedsylvan
 josh___something: Kenneth is a common name, adam
Mister_BlueSky: What if it was Kenneth?
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Luke is a pretty regular name.
 Like17Badgers: that's Kenough
 the_phantom_game_player: Ken and Barbie
 DandyGeek: Dan, on the other hand
 saucemaster5000: What fighting game has a "Michael"?
 twistedsylvan: @BrowneePoints okay, I see it
Obsc: I know 4 
 Ciijay: Wait what about Barbie
 MommaGart: the only Ken who is relevant to my life is Ken Burns
 AceGun_: There's a Carl...
 Obos_TAB: nice one stunna
 Mr_Bitterness: Ken "Value Added" Stacy?
 ManWithTheMask13: There's an UltraDavid
 Faulpyr: Marisa, though
 raulghoulia: Ken used to be a lot more popular
 BrowneePoints: My dads name is LITERALLY Kendall
 tehfewl: im David
 Creature_Comforts: Ken "Not a common name" Steacy
super_ashura: Dan
 ThorSokar: These are the Daves I know?
 BtEtta: Ken "Irregular Name" Steacy
 Ciijay: There's a Dan
Scar_Red_Tiger: Multipple Eddies
 NorthstarTex: Robert
 saucemaster5000: I'd play a Michael
 DandyGeek: good ol’ Dan Hibiki
 josh___something: There's regular name *SOL BADGUY*
CoconutRanger1515: Cody
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 NonUniqueGuy: When I think of Ken, I think of Barbie Ken
apocalyptic_squirrel: @CoconutRanger1515 I've played GG for a few hours and I did hammerfall RC pot buster in training mode and was like oh, this is how the other side live huh
 PharaohBender27: What about a Matt? I know multiple Matts, and so do most LRR-folk
full_st0p: you can't get better than Bob
midnightcurryjazz: karl
DaVeganPolice: I mean.... Honda's first name is Edmund. soo
 twistedsylvan: can't wait for a game with the fighter, "Jim"
 EMNetwork: "I'm never going to call you carl"
 NonUniqueGuy: Bob is the funniest name.
 SquareDotCube: man remember Steve Beej
 AceGun_: And he does NOT look like a Carl.
 Obos_TAB: AA head butt is criminal
 saucemaster5000: DOSUKOI
 josh___something: Hondaaaaa
 cmdrud87: Honda looks like he's on holidays
 Chartle: see a mid 50's balding man in a fighting game, that's carl
Stratavarius: Yeah, good old Ed Honda
excalgold: Two Davids in streetfighter, one works the Airforce, one works for the CIA, neither are fighters
CoconutRanger1515: haha yeah thqat shit is NOT honest lmao
 Ciijay: Carl in an anime fighter is so funny
 NevermorePainting: Tod is a criminal, killin it
 BrowneePoints: Blazblue also has Ragna the Edgebringer or whatever
patrick_stonecrusher: "I've known many Steves in my life." - Adam Savidan
themostjoast: LET"S GO TOD!!!
 Obos_TAB: nice work tod
 the_phantom_game_player: @twistedsylvan Theres Earthworm Jim in Clayfighters
themostjoast:   
 Mazrae: i dont know why but i just remembered about this character, Dhalsim, from the looks of it not that many players play him??
 josh___something: Jimmy pierce?!
 miniMacGuru: Whenever I hear the name "Carl", I'm reminded of the Phineas and Ferb intern song.
 MrQBear: Tod you are a menace and I need to fight you again sometime.
apocalyptic_squirrel: @Mazrae yeah he's a specialist character, very different from everyone else
 twistedsylvan: @BrowneePoints the Bloodedge I believe, which is even better
 BrowneePoints: OH WAIT SLAYER
 saucemaster5000: let's go vegan and bear!
 thaigeprime: the forbidden 3rd slot
Izandai: @Mazrae Dhalsim is a character for weirdos.
Lobo_Apache: Whoop whoop, that's the sound of the (vegan) Police
RTwo28: Slayer in Guilty Gear is terrifying
full_st0p: Sim is a character for geniuses and millionaires
 Chartle: i mean if theres 4 urinals it really doesn't matter
bjorlamn: @mazrae Correct, he is very difficult and plays very different that basically the rest of the cast
 the_phantom_game_player: I am
 SnowBuddy18: I'm enjoying your commentary
 Dog_of_Myth: Just like fighting games, got to respect the spacing
 NevermorePainting: Fighting games are so cool
 Chartle: you can always only fit two people w/o touching
 ManWithTheMask13: This tourney's sick so far 
patrick_stonecrusher: Punch
 saucemaster5000: I'm sad I had to work today this looks fun 
 tod_vom_himmel: man the adrenaline from this game just cant be beat
 Obos_TAB: "No!"
full_st0p: lets go ROO
 AugmentingPath: Ryu is going to show the KFC guy what for, that's what I know
 CypherRaze: I'm very much enjoying myself.
 Fruan: I just like listening to Adam and Cori
 BrowneePoints: Yea GG players mostly lust over A Chubby Beefcake, a stacked Punch Vampire, a Mommy Samurai, a Robotics Expert girl, and a Bed
apocalyptic_squirrel: Sim is really fun and a bit more accessible than he looks
midnightcurryjazz: Thats the good thing about fighting games. You dont need to know how it works. Its very visual
 niccus: there's ryu! from streets!
Mister_BlueSky: I can't play fighting games to save my life, but yet I watch Oki Oki.
 sxesuperstar: I like watching and hearing technical details
 PharaohBender27: I think I'm picking up some of what's being thrown down
 Omthebox: Had to double take cuz DaVeganPolice was chatting in PoE chat in Seachats mere minutes ago 
Lobo_Apache: I really wanna play JP, I'm just dogwater with him
 Gaelan_Maestro: fighting games are "hulk smash, hulk smash then hulk smash"
 ClockTamer: I have no clue whats going on but colors and movement make adhd go brrrr
 josh___something: Slayer is hot... I mean, daddy. Sorry, daddy. Sorry, daddy. Sorry
 Shadowsoflife: @BrowneePoints a bed?
 Zaneysed: A big jerk
 thatguysteve2709: Good job @tod_vom_himmel
 saucemaster5000: kicky lady
 saucemaster5000: midrange
apocalyptic_squirrel: especially if you're playing sets with a friend on voice chat. floating around and poking them from 1000 miles away and generally being a troll is highly fun
full_st0p: HEALLING
 PigmyWurm: I want to thank LRR for streaming this on youtube as well since Twitch/Amazon has decided to remove it's app from anything I can stream to my TV
 shurtal: she does capoeria
 Athelgar: every time i watch a fighting game stream i want to do a rewatch of all the fighting game move adaptations
bjorlamn: @shadowsoflife A bed. Did they stutter?
midnightcurryjazz: she is a midrange poking character
 Athelgar: movie**
 NevermorePainting: wish I could have joined in, but work was happening
 Obos_TAB: seeing how many folks joine dup from the Mika days has been really REALLY cool
Scar_Red_Tiger: Yo will be friends with Elena. This is ccompulsary.
 betweenmyself: I like how in World Tour mode the fighter colloquially known as “Dictator” has an entire questline that references the Balrog/Vega/Bison name switcheroo.
 Shadowsoflife: @bjorlamn like a walking bed?
apocalyptic_squirrel: can someone remind me what time the normal okioki streams are on these days please? I should try to join, it's been a while.
Mister_BlueSky: Compliments are always appreciated. Sometimes that makes their day on it's own.
 LowUpsideCJ: Hey Adam you're doing great and the tournament is great
 NevermorePainting: hell, Adam sold me on starting to play fighting games
 twistedsylvan: @Shadowsoflife like an autonomous bed, that may be haunted
 AceGun_: @Shadowsoflife Mostly rolling
bjorlamn: @shadowsoflife Yes. Google “Bedman” from guilty gear
  Juliamon: !schedule
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 tod_vom_himmel: except not this friday 
apocalyptic_squirrel: 10am pst right?
 Obos_TAB: Someone on here said "Complimenting what your opponent did well can sometimes be more productive than putting yourself down"
 Like17Badgers: @Shadowsoflife well the bed used to have a man in it, then the man died
 Shadowsoflife: They are named BEDMAN?
 NevermorePainting: every night, like 4-12 people gamin
 josh___something: Seachats are a bunch of gorillas (Affectionate)
 xxhanlonsrazorxx: yeah i thought the bed was haunted by the little girls brothers ghost
 RandomTrivia: We literally have a command
 saucemaster5000: highly recommend adam's discord, it's a fun time in there, and we're always playing
 RandomTrivia: !homestream
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RTwo28: I should probably rejoin the LRR Discord and not lurk forever
 E_Westra: Throwing Europe a bone with the stream schedule 
  Juliamon: Shadowsoflife GG doesn't beat around the bush with names
apocalyptic_squirrel: I was going to ask about the Seabats discord also
 Mr_Bitterness: There's multiple Bedman, in fact
 Dog_of_Myth: !discord
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ameliette: DQ reminder - saucypasta in match BG was a no-show
 Shadowsoflife: @Juliamon That's fair
 saucemaster5000: @apocalyptic_squirrel come punch stuff with us!
apocalyptic_squirrel: if anyone has a link or can point me at where to find one?
 RandomTrivia: Cori would never shill her own content 
BurgerGamer: theres bedman, and then theres bedman?
 twistedsylvan: @Shadowsoflife correct! Because there was another character named Bedman, but then this one showed up and sur[rised everybody, so this one is Bedman?
 the_phantom_game_player: I know there's at least a fighting games channel on the lrr server
  mtvcdm: Yeah, most of the crew has Discords of their own. With their own rules.
 Obos_TAB: Bedman has a man in it, BEDMAN? has man in it, maybe
 CypherRaze: JP is so snazzy
 Shadowsoflife: @twistedsylvan interesting.
 BrowneePoints: Bedman was a guy who is catatonic in a surgical bed and controlled it with his mind. The current version his body is gone and they think his soul might be piloting it now and so it has a?
 saucemaster5000: oh yeah @LoadingReadyRun saucypasta needs to be DQ'd on start.gg
 raulghoulia: Ryu Classic!
 ExpeditionToGamesEnd: Too bad most of the fighting games I play are hard to play online. If even possible at all. Lol
  Texan_Reverend: For anyone interested in joining Adam's Seachats Discord server, here's the link: https://discord.gg/czupYgxgF9
 josh___something: Ryu looks great with a beard
 twistedsylvan: GG lore is batshit insane and I love it so dearly
apocalyptic_squirrel: @saucemaster5000 I would genuinely love to! if I'm not mistaken it's about 6pm my time, so on the occasion I have an un-busy Friday evening I'll stick my head in!
Scar_Red_Tiger: That chin was not meant to be seen
yukimakingart: beard makes sense cause I can't really imagine him taking the time to shave
 jellybean57: dilf ryu and yoga pants cammy are 10/10 re-designs
 Like17Badgers: well, Bedman? is not bedman. Bedman was the man in the bed that fought with the bed, then when the man died the bed kept fighting.
 Shadowsoflife: @BrowneePoints Neat
 saucemaster5000: @apocalyptic_squirrel yaay we got another one!
Izandai: @Shadowsoflife Also his sister is there. She doesn't help the bed fight, she's just there.
 xxhanlonsrazorxx: right he and his sister live in comas og bedman died and programmed the bed automaton mecha to protect his sister as they work to bring about a world where they can leave their comas
 josh___something: Okay okay for club
 twistedsylvan: I need to share with everyone that the GG protagonist is named Sol Badguy, but his actual legal name was Fredrick Balsara, both names are references to Queen
 Obos_TAB: Also this weekend is evo so when subathon is over there's gonna be a lotta good fighting
Mai_Andra: ooki dooki
 SaxPython: Hey Cori.  Thanks for Hey, Check It Out: Matilda.  I think that's the first H,CIO movie I had actually seen.  I really enjoyed thinking about it a bit more critically.
 BrowneePoints: Ryu with a beard makes me want to be his wife. yes I am man adjacent, yes I know what I said
apocalyptic_squirrel: @saucemaster5000 I did join some a while back, I believe I played a set with your Manon about a year ago and had a good time lol! But it's been ages
Izandai: Any by "protagonist" what they mean is Sol Badguy is the main good guy of the series. Unambiguously.
 SaxPython: 
 xxhanlonsrazorxx: @twistedsylvan gg truly the jojo of fightinh games
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 Shadowsoflife: @Izandai Also neat
 Obos_TAB: I loved the 96 matilda
 BigDaddyBland87: My daughter literally just watched that
 twistedsylvan: @xxhanlonsrazorxx 1000%
 CypherRaze: the 96 Matilda movie is the best one
 ylegm: Matilda, where Danny Devito proves he is a saint
 saucemaster5000: @apocalyptic_squirrel Nice! I've been very busy and struggling with manon so taking some time to learn blanka and lily these days
 Obos_TAB: I also loved Harritet The Spy
 iiieye: I don't wanna go to work tomorrow 😭
 Obos_TAB: Harriet*
 SaxPython: I had never considered the Children's Horror genre
 TheWooglie: I liked the recent musical
 bo_brinkman: The Tim Minchin musical version is also really good.
Cptasparagus: someone eats a lot of cake
 Luminaire_p: The BFG
leachjus: he also made that Doom gun
DaVeganPolice: @LoadingReadyRun Bjorlamn had to drop, so needs to be DQ'd from bracket
 ManWithTheMask13: @leachjus you rang?
 BrowneePoints: The big, friendly giant
 garion99: the magic finger is another good one
apocalyptic_squirrel: @saucemaster5000 oh that's a good spread! are you enjoying the fresh experience?
bjorlamn: I am on a boat right now!
 saucemaster5000: yes, especially lily. Got a friend helping me learn
BurgerGamer: shel silverstien has an amazing author photo
 YeomanAres: Raul dahl theinspiration for James Bond
 Bearudite: my MAGNETISM
 AceGun_: they are on the discord. They have been summoned.
 Omega_Lairon: Roald Dahl also helped write the James Bond Movie "You Only Live Twice"
 BigDaddyBland87: Wrote the screenplay for "You Only Live Twice"...seriously
 Omega_Lairon: The... really racist one >_>
 Land_Manatee: Plus the set of new vids on Netflix like Ratcatcher
 forcedreject: "Mr Fantastic Gaslights Old man with wooden gun"
 saucemaster5000: @Omega_Lairon yeah honestly the more you know about roald dahl the more this checks out
apocalyptic_squirrel: @saucemaster5000  very glad to hear it!
 BrowneePoints: he was a pretty decent author that had really crappy views on people with disabilities and fat people
  Juliamon: Dahl wasn't really known for his sensitivity
 Simonark: Dahl also helped invent a cranial shunt for children that saved hundreds of lives.
 thaigeprime: hey adam can you DQ Bjorlamn they want to drop
 Simonark: And he was a horrible person?
 RebekahWSD: We had His "Even More Revolting Recipes" but I can't remember er...ever making them
 forcedreject: They were just adlibbing?
 ylegm: People are complicated
Cptasparagus: is there a PED test
Darkstorm257: We played it
 ylegm: Bjorlamn said they were on a boat
 Frizzlenill: OOPS mb sorry
 Frizzlenill: I forgot to report
 Simonark: Yep. Dahl’s short stories for adults… now those are so much darker.
apocalyptic_squirrel: @ylegm dang it I'm just about to go to bed and now the song's stuck in my head
 thaigeprime: I can hop in against links if you want
 ManWithTheMask13: We NEED the cereal
full_st0p: damn, did nobody play sim?
 Frizzlenill: alrighty all done, sorry about that!
DaVeganPolice: let me at Tod
 ManWithTheMask13: Wait, Adam. Can I get an epic win?
DaVeganPolice: i'm ready to throw hands
mamba_shinobi: what's going on
  Juliamon: I loved Dahl's kids' books, and then somehow I ended up with a copy of Switch Bitch
 saucemaster5000: @Juliamon LMAO
 ManWithTheMask13:   
DaVeganPolice: oh no
 tod_vom_himmel: pause the tournament
themostjoast: pls
 josh___something: Someone LINK THE TWEET
 MrQBear: @full_st0p Sorry, I forgot to sign up, also I'm very bad at SF6. 
themostjoast: pls no
 Zaneysed: EPIC WIN
 RothonWylar: Sims been tough in sf6
 saucemaster5000: @Juliamon my favorite roald dahl story is "man from the south"
 AceGun_: Hit her with my Aegis setup
 PharaohBender27: Wait, Lynx? UPSLynx? But I heard they're smalltime! 
 Frizzlenill: it is DEFINITELY a fighting game meme tho
 Bearudite: https://youtu.be/I788Xu2YxW8
 josh___something: "Tech her throw and do my Aegis setup"
 Frizzlenill: it's delightful but it IS on the esoteric side tbf
 josh___something: EPIC WIN
 Jigokuro: I don't like my shit being volatile 
leachjus: god I missed watching Marisa throw hands
 twistedsylvan: that actually kind of makes sense since Marisa does Pankration lol
 Frizzlenill: even without formal stakes, the nerves are INTENSE on stream
 xxhanlonsrazorxx: marisa makes me want to play sf6 but my laptop woujld explode
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 JustMeJude: !next
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 AdmiralMemo:      
 ClodiumSoride: welcome raiders!
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders!
 RandomTrivia: Welcome raiders! 
  mtvcdm: Hi raiders
  mtvcdm: ! subathon
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 Shadowsoflife: raiders o/
Izandai: 
apocalyptic_squirrel: can confirm I definitely got the big nerves
 Jigokuro: There are over a thousand people here. Hard not to think about at least a little.
Izandai: That's the shit.
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 AdmiralMemo: Oh right! I guess there's this, too! Might as well raid in and then pop this off.
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apocalyptic_squirrel: I get stressed out jamming sets with my friends for 2 hours though lol. game's hard
Cptasparagus: crouches of respect
Izandai: wtf
Izandai: Who thought that was okay?
 jibkat: 
 Bearudite: yo Stunna No.1 fight me
 AceGun_: @Izandai john Capcom
 josh___something: Oki is the amount of options you get on knockdown as the attacker
 AdmiralMemo:   
 Shadowsoflife: @AceGun_ bob street
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 Izandai: Oh, thank you!
 jibkat: Who gives it dry that sounds mean
Obsc: Jp and Marisa had their lvl 3 oki removed, it was a sad day 
 PharaohBender27: @Izandai No problem! 
 josh___something: If you have "Good oki" it means you have a lot of strong options after the opponent gets up from a knockdown
 saucemaster5000: Love rough and tumble brawls in a smoky jazz club
 jibkat: sounds like a fun time saucemaster5000
 SirPlumpy: i heard we are fighting someone, so i showed up to throw ahdsn
 SirPlumpy: hands*
 Izandai: Does the tourney winner get to play Adam as the prize?
 Like17Badgers: the streets, they call
 josh___something: EVO is fun to watch
CoconutRanger1515: sf6 should be last
 Mazrae: Adam's the final boss of the tournament
 Mazrae: ?
 Jigokuro: Adam, have you seen the 'supers with fix camera' vids floating around? Marisa's 3 is great. 
 BrowneePoints: is this inspiring or intriguing you to try Cori? if even from a game design point of view?
 Zaneysed: Adam about to make the worst sealed deck known to man to go home faster
 SirPlumpy: wait is this a big lady fight
DaVeganPolice: street fighter is last one on the schedule, it starts at like 9 or 10pm eastern
Scar_Red_Tiger: Watching Top 8 from the tablefriend iPad
 twistedsylvan: I mean, who is at the PPR? Fire up EVO in the FriendZone with whoever isn't playing
 BrowneePoints: I’m so excited for this set
 Chartle: ppr this or next weekend?
 Shadowsoflife: this
  James_LRR: this weekend
 SnowBuddy18: it's a collection of cards, and lots of them probably have cute animals on them
 iiieye: 40 lands
 Chartle: dope
 BrowneePoints: I’ve been waiting on CK to grade my trade ins all week and I just wanna preorder cards
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 thecampingviking: Let's go!
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  mtvcdm: PPR is this coming Sunday
full_st0p: goood stuuuf
 TheWooglie: !ppr
  LRRbot: The Bloomburrow PPR will be on Sunday, 21 July at 10am PDT! More info forthcoming.
  James_LRR: 500 subs on the day! pogchamp
 Mazrae: is tonight movie night
  James_LRR: yes
 Izandai: Is scutum the highest damage throw that isn't on Gief?
  mtvcdm: Tonight is indeed movie night
  James_LRR: in 2.5 hours
 saucemaster5000: Pools are 10AM-5PM Sat for SF6 Evo, so hopefully you won't miss much
 twistedsylvan: Jesus, that level 1 is so nasty. Just punching someone in the back of the head lmao
apocalyptic_squirrel: @Izandai Lily and Manon do more I believe
 Izandai: Not on Gief or Manon I mean.
 Izandai: Oh Lily? Huh.
 cmdrud87: so, is there a FNPF planned for tomorrow?
  James_LRR: its tcg day tomorrow
apocalyptic_squirrel: Yeah Lily's a grappler as well, her spd is pretty damaging. Honda has a chunky command grab as well but idk how much of a chunk it is
  James_LRR: so there will be magic, lorcana, and star wars
 AceGun_: mamba responded in the Discord, so hopefully they will be around shortly
 cmdrud87: noice!
 saucemaster5000: @Izandai manon 5 medal is the highest dam command grab
  James_LRR: i mean... assuming we don't end  before that 
 BrowneePoints: and a handsome guy named @james_lrr 
apocalyptic_squirrel: I guess technically the highest damage command grab in the game is Jamie EX command grab into level 3 lol
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 josh___something: LET'S GO JP
 jibkat: o7 jamesinor
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 MousseFilledCat: 118!!!!!
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 josh___something: Good ol James Perry
 jibkat: o7 other @James_LRR
  mtvcdm: I'm sure James would like a free nap but I have faith in chat to make him keep working
 TheWooglie: James_LRR isn't that just money laundering? 
 ContingentCat: what about Perry the platapus?
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 saucemaster5000: Cammy is rough for JP unfortunately
 BrowneePoints: he’s a zoned
 BrowneePoints: zoner
 BrowneePoints: he wants to control the space
 Zaneysed: WE gucci
DaVeganPolice: JP snapped the connection
CoconutRanger1515: cfn has been wierd recently
 jibkat: Is this guy a wizard or the most intresting man in the world?
 saucemaster5000: Cammy has a lof of tools against JP
 AceGun_: He has a cane with a cat on it. That is his best feature.
 rosesmcgee: 5000  I'm helping!
 tod_vom_himmel: vegan you gotta check in ofor the next fight
apocalyptic_squirrel: @jibkat yes
 BusTed: @rosesmcgee 
  James_LRR: @rosesmcgee 
BurgerGamer: @jibkat hes an accountant
TheAinMAP: 
 jibkat: whats the famous fight where the guy did one move the whole time?
BurgerGamer: johnny donuts?
 micalovits: "Surely he won't do the same thing again..."
  mtvcdm: Remember you will likely lose some clock in the watchalong so top it up good before then if you're worried about it. (Always give responsibily.)
leachjus: this game 100% taught me “sometimes you gotta die for it”
 PharaohBender27: @rosesmcgee 
 SirPlumpy: this analyzing of fighting game players' is actually really cool tbh lol
 cmdrud87: 500
 Mazrae: so we are a bit over half a million bitties we are doing  well
IndigoMeatStack:  
 SirPlumpy: I mean too like talking about the mental stuff of figuring out the other player is neat lol
 SirPlumpy: im a button masher and don't play these much, but that's real interesting
 BrowneePoints: Max is great to watch during tournaments too
 AceGun_: Brian_F does good summaries and analysis of tournament results.
 BrowneePoints: Max gives great and easy to follow explanations
 SirPlumpy: it just gives me the same feeling as literary analysis lol
Lobo_Apache: Asa modern Cammy main, Cerealbox is my hero
 josh___something: WHO likes to say, adam?
voren_chalco: Oh, is THAT what she's saying?
apocalyptic_squirrel: @jibkat are you thinking of this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geQR8UagOQg
apocalyptic_squirrel: or an IRL example lol
 thedatatap: 100 100 100
 josh___something: Good punish
 ManWithTheMask13: Wait, was I the only Gief?
 jibkat: @apocalyptic_squirrel it wasnt a combo move it was just like a basic attack
 ManWithTheMask13: It's Hot Gief Summer
 saucemaster5000: We have more kens than normal too, kinda wild
 Naesiir: Hopefully you can go next year
 ManWithTheMask13: 
 Izandai: Obviously you block the level 1 first, that's just free value.
Cptasparagus: she just blew out that grandpas knee
 IsSecretlyPaul: its honest
 AceGun_: You can't wear a hat during your MMA fight!
 saucemaster5000: I've got combo breaker next year in my calendar, ain't missing it
 BrowneePoints: Get Adam to EVO as Ringside Reporter
leachjus: nothing in the rule book says you can’t shoot fireballs
 ManWithTheMask13: Luke's win quote over Aki is literally "Isn't using poison like, uh, illegal or something"
 therepoman__: Hell yes Trogs at CB meetup let's go
 Mazrae: Cammy kind of looks like Android 18 from DBZ
 jibkat: if you could throw a fireball in a MMA fight without cheating, I think they would allow it
 cmdrud87: yeah, both the shadow balls and the tekeport would hopefully get you dqed irl
 cmdrud87: *TEELE
 Mr_Horrible: Just imagining that IRL conversation in the world of street fighter: "Why can he create a fireball? How is that fair?" "You control the buttons you press, brother."
 therepoman__: What is good yung Adam
 RassilonDND: I mean if you were dousing yourself with a barrel of olive oil before every fight i hope you would dq
Kelderan: Oki Oki got me to buy Strive this sale.
DaVeganPolice: I'm thinking about CB... I don't do a ton of spending money so maybe next year I need to treat myself and go to CB
apocalyptic_squirrel: in world tour it's mentioned offhand as something anyone can learn to do
 saucemaster5000: @therepoman__ how goes the ed mines?
 PharaohBender27: 
 Irsaan: Fighting games are so cool to watch imo but I can never get into playing them
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 lochnessseammonster: gah missed the fighty times... hope it's been going well!
leachjus: like with every sign that explains what happened by prohibiting a very specific activity, the rule added for “no fireballs in UFC” definitely explains why it was written
 the_phantom_game_player: I care
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 CaptainSpam: Well, at least the sub-a-thon didn't run out of time in the middle of the Oki Oki tournament. 
 Mollylele: that would be James's fault for puttin it on the schedule
 Frizzlenill: @Kelderan right on!!
GameSageZB: I don't care about fighting games but I enjoy the community here and interesting commentary on a topic I know nothing about is fun!
 therepoman__: @saucemaster5000 Good just mashing out combos in training mode is all I'm doing
 lochnessseammonster: how goes it?
 BrowneePoints: my buddy helps run some of the beginner brackets at ComboBreaker
 spethycakes: Fighting games have never really been my thing, but hearing your commentary and analysis has been so fascinating and I'm re-evaluating how I think about this style of game
 Mr_Bitterness: For having not a great time slot, Oki Oki is a great show and feels like it has a great crowd
 hesterbyrde: This is super fun! And I've appreciated the commentary
 tod_vom_himmel: @Irsaan sf6 has a free demo and a modern mode that makes it very approachable, never a better time than now to try
 ZaxusEMK: I mean...a lot of what LRR does it niche. That's what makes it great!
 simplydavemn: Honestly I tend to watching gaming streaming for the people interacting than the actual gameplay.
 simplydavemn: #BlameJames
RitualGlitchZ: my biggest problem with fighting games is my internet has never been good enough to play them online
 itsr67: gun time
 Bearudite: just knows how to pick the shots
 iris_of_ether: One shot one kill
 PharaohBender27: @ZaxusEMK Exactly.
 ManWithTheMask13: GRAVITY SQUEEZE
 eshplode: I appreciate the analysis that isn't assuming we know everything. It's super helpful
 BrowneePoints: what’s their player name again?
  mtvcdm: The WOODEN gun omg
 calculated_uncertainties: 1000
 omdorastrix: For me - to be honest - fighting games aren't something I play but I've cought this stream a few times and It's ALWAYS enjoying to watch people who are good and/or know a lot about the game talk about their passion.  And interesting to see all the complexity I never knew was there.  so Thanks I guess.
 micalovits: Is... Is a wooden gun a crossbow?
  Juliamon: no, it's a wooden gun
apocalyptic_squirrel: right I should really go to bed. This was a ton of fun and everyone I played and met was lovely. Thanks Adam and Cori, thanks mods/organisers behind the scenes, and thanks everyone for the good vibes!
  John Potter: Some of us are just here for the Adam.
 simplydavemn: When did E. Honda become an american tourist?
 lochnessseammonster: love listening to you explain fighting games... makes me want to play it 
 xxhanlonsrazorxx: loving honda and this outfit specifically is hilarious
 Trainkar: @Juliamon what a good response
 PharaohBender27: Goodnight, @apocalyptic_squirrel !
 xxhanlonsrazorxx: i love this
 hesterbyrde: You explain things very well. I like your home stream and any stream you're on where you're offering commentary on the game.
  mtvcdm: Describe to me a wooden gun
 BrowneePoints: it’s a reference to the movie where he was Hawaiian
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 micalovits: And football is just people kicking a ball
 Frizzlenill: yeah and chess is just moving pieces
 lochnessseammonster: all video games are people hitting buttons
 Irsaan: @xxhanlonsrazorxx It seems very good
 Like17Badgers: we talk... but with our fists 
 xxhanlonsrazorxx: shit maybe i need to w atch this movie
 shurtal: little known fact, in MvC2, if you give your opponent a wooden gun during character select, Magneto becomes locked for them.  League of Legends would later adopt this, turning it into the counter-pick system
 betweenmyself: conversational fisticuffs…
 Zaneysed: I Will 100% try to interrupt you every time you try to talk
leachjus: I haven’t been keeping track of the trogs, but Tod’s Master on Honda? let’s go 
hiFunko: Didn't Adam tell a story the other day about a bot that mashed a single button getting to a high rank?
 chrono2x: So which character says, let's be friends, but with fists?
 ylegm: Most of my conversations are me telling the opponent that I need more games under my belt
 xxhanlonsrazorxx: honda speaks to my goldlewis monkey brain
 forcedreject: @chrono2x Fisting friend? wait...
 simplydavemn: Adam:   Sometimes, in a game where you are intenonally beating each other up, some people are going to bully you.
Scar_Red_Tiger: Tekken is 3
 VrolikSyndrome: @chrono2x Elena, but she's not in the game yet.
  mtvcdm: Any human endeavor is 'just' people doing a simple thing. Knowledge is fractal. You can ALWAYS go deeper.
 bytecaster: @forcedreject I feel like that's Luke
 Mazrae: i feel like Jordynne (i feel like i misspelt the name somehow) would hate Honda's butt slam
 Bearudite: Elena
Micsig: @hiFunko Tekken Eddy, not super high rank but he trained the playerbase how to counter the button
 AceGun_: Ryu? Kinda?
 apocalyptic_squirrel: @Dog_of_Myth thank you so much! I'm a patreon supporter typically so this is much appreciated 
Lobo_Apache: Geif says "I wanna lose friends"
 AceGun_: And Elena, yeah.
 Izandai: @chrono2x Goku isn't in this game.
 jibkat: Frendship finishers are in MK
 ThorSokar: for a minute there I thought you were talking about Dive Kick
Micsig: and started dropping rank
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Bearudite: welp
 BusTed: 
 CaptainSpam: I thought Rashid was more the friendly-ish type.
 Mollylele: feet 🆚 feet
 RothonWylar: Tod is out for blood
 SnackPak_: a bee's dick
midnightcurryjazz: sajam polz
 saucemaster5000: Aw dangit
 Like17Badgers: payout to 2
 Suffix: Welp.
 PharaohBender27: Oh shit I'd get so wrecked then, because I *am* the type of person who will slightly raise their hand during a multi-person discussion/conversation to indicate "I'd like to say a thing" - that or start at the same time someone else starts, and go, "I'll wait and try again next pause"
 ylegm: I ran into a fireball, DI, jumping Ken the other day
 xxhanlonsrazorxx: honda to the moon brother lets go
 ylegm: It was novel
 chrono2x: I mean it was as close to dead as possilbe
 Bearudite: Rashid is an influnecer never trust him
 mjihde: I see fighting games as less of a conversation, and more of a very fast puzzle
  mtvcdm: ! next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry at Thu 07:00 PM PDT (1:10 from now).
 saucemaster5000: and tod will do the same thing over and over again until you prove you have an answer
 xxhanlonsrazorxx: @mjihde theyre  rhythm games to me
 chrono2x: @Izandai No Goku, Luffy, or Naruto 
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 BrowneePoints: @pharaohbender27 Chun is good at waiting her turn then taking over the argument with a scalpel
 Ritaspirithntr: @pharaohbender27 and then the thing you wanted to say becomes irrelevant because they didn’t see and changed the topic twice. 
 Darleysam: Modern damage reduction throw off the damage estimate?
 AceGun_: Finding those loopholes.
 lochnessseammonster: 
 CypherRaze: Gees
 AceGun_: Yeah, they checked in!
 play_guy01: im here
leachjus: Honda still scary as heck
 Suffix:  
 AceGun_: They're here!
 cmdrud87: they fought the law, and the law won
 Frizzlenill: playguy showed up!
 josh___something: Tod is a menace on the honda
 play_guy01: my b i wasnt in room
 CypherRaze: They are here!
  Pharmacistjudge: I love Adams analogies
 saucemaster5000: @AceGun_ I read this as "fisting"
 Frizzlenill: playguy showed up a few mins ago
 simplydavemn: Ace, we'll smoke you a kipper!
 jibkat: fix it in post
 Bearudite: ace just gotta win
 play_guy01: my bad i reacted in the discord a few mins ago
 play_guy01: we good to go??
  mtvcdm: But the drama Adam
 malfnord: The *drama*
leachjus: completely missed what was said but it sounded like you were blaming Daniel Holt for this situation
  mtvcdm: There is such a thing as a call time.
  Pharmacistjudge: always Blame daniel holt
 itira: Its like going to make a sammich during raid time in WoW!
 PharaohBender27: "But Adam I needed to take a HUGE shit"
Cptasparagus: i had to poop for 2 hours
 ThorSokar: MORE DOTS
 Zaneysed: Smoke break
 Alex_Frostfire: Is it wrong to cheer for the person who beat me in round 1?
 Dog_of_Myth: No
 simplydavemn: While we are waiting, could we possibly get some detail on your Arm tats?
 cmdrud87:   
 spurius: wors part is when the tank is late, everyone else we cant start
 Mr_Bitterness: @Alex_Frostfire Heck no, you want them to win the whole thing. No shame in losing the best.
 Dog_of_Myth: You live there now
Lobo_Apache: Play said they were here to win it
 RothonWylar: Ken is worst photo though kappa
 lochnessseammonster: 
 saucemaster5000: god it's so sad ken is the worst shoto
 BrowneePoints: yea I usually just muscle through the leg pain in WoW raids when I should probs just ask for a couple minutes to get up and stretch
 RetroHibiscus: yeah I think this is *the* play_guy play_guy
 Bearudite: well you have to show up to win it lol
 chrono2x: How does Ken compare against Ryu? I know what they have very similar movesets. How are they different?
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 josh___something: I mean, early SA3 fine
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 PharaohBender27: Getting back to a multiple of 3 total
 bytecaster: This has made me dust off my fight stick
 SirPlumpy: ok, this lady is a walking red flag and im wearing rose colored glasses lmao
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 jibkat: 
  Pharmacistjudge: yes we do
 rosesmcgee: @PharaohBender27 
 saucemaster5000: @SirPlumpy you can't fix her
 BrowneePoints: look it just means no one has to sub the judges during PPR
  Pharmacistjudge: saves us from ads on Sunday
 simplydavemn: I rather like the Female Fighter's Murder Hippie aesthetic.
Lobo_Apache: @bytecaster I'm literally waiting until after the tourney to jump onto ladder again 
 SirPlumpy: @saucemaster5000 ...fix?
 Mr_Bitterness: @saucemaster5000 You don't wnat to fix her. You want to make her worse.
NotSoLuckyLydia: I dont need to fix her, I need her to make me worse
 cmdrud87: no, all the bones... break
 tod_vom_himmel: akis outfit is really good
Badchop subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 36 months!
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 tod_vom_himmel: its a SLAY as they say
 BrowneePoints: she’s a trained assassin
 Pywodwagon: that means I don’t need to watch on one account and chat on the other on Sunday, so that’s nice
 BrowneePoints: and loves fashion
 Bearudite: her normal hair is somthin else
 Zaneysed: rawr
  Juliamon: if this is the only Aki you've seen, you will have whiplash from her standard hair
 lochnessseammonster: she picks you up
 iris_of_ether: Cori.
 saucemaster5000: Shaved blanka....
 itira: 
 Mr_Bitterness: SMooth blanka is cursed
 jibkat: mmmm
 Naesiir: oh no
 lochnessseammonster: 
 thatguysteve2709: No plz
 dzee_szed: blanka has smooth skin, like a shark
  Pharmacistjudge: no
 pn55: 
 iris_of_ether: Adam.
 bytecaster: Shaved Blanka is a thought
 josh___something: Adam no
 saucemaster5000: MODS, shave this blanka!
 niccus: google show me shaved blanka
 itsr67: Peeled blanka
 Naesiir: smooth blanka isn't real and can't hurt me
 BusTed: he is brazilian 
 ThorSokar: I have a feeling you really don't want smooth blanka
 CypherRaze: Hairless blanka is just brazilian Hulk
Scar_Red_Tiger: You jusut need the glasses and you can ccosplay Aki
 ManWithTheMask13: Adam's the goart
 Irsaan: @Juliamon This is the first time I've ever seen this character and I'm about to go surprise myself
 Bearudite: Guile's best friend Carlos Blanka 
Lobo_Apache: Moist blanka
 saucemaster5000: greasy honda?
 eshplode: His Blanka is perfectly smooth
 bytecaster: Sphinx Cat Blanka
 PharaohBender27: But Cori, was his *brain* perfectly smooth?
 iris_of_ether: Adam Cori I already have too many cursed projects
 korvys: Is there a Blanka costume where he is just fully that plushie Blanka?
 Mollylele: a blank blanka
 PharaohBender27: (Callback to last subathon!)
 Ciijay: Smooth Blanka is the worst thing here
Eepy Alice: adam yes
ComradeMik: give me wax Gief
 lochnessseammonster: 
ComradeMik: *waxed
 Naesiir: @korvys yes
 simplydavemn: It goes back to a nice woman I knew with Pink hair, but I rather like the look of not seen in nature hair Colors.
Scar_Red_Tiger: Blanka cchan is pretty smooth. But he's made of felt
drawnbinary: blanka wind resistence
 josh___something: Dang, perfect!
 thatguysteve2709: I mean I guess it's better than the period joke
 Irsaan: That is not what I expected
 jibkat: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 iris_of_ether: oh no
  Pharmacistjudge: rage runback
 Mr_Bitterness: Who was the oily guy in the previous games?
 josh___something: XD
 saucemaster5000: (boss walks by desk)
 SirPlumpy: best photos i can do are of Spiderman
 itsr67: @mr_bitterness hakan
leachjus: J Jonah Jameson would repent and join a convent if he got those pics
 CaptainKranok: Can't Shave Blanka Club
 Mr_Bitterness: @itsr67 That's it, thanks
 Zaneysed: Gimmie a fisherman Ken costume
 josh___something: Punish counter?
 BrowneePoints: I think I think AKI’s normal hair is supposed to look like a Hakka right?
 SirPlumpy: my god she is flexible
  mtvcdm: ! addquote (Cori) [now] Get me photos of Smooth Blanka on my desk by Monday!
  LRRbot: New quote #9055: "Get me photos of Smooth Blanka on my desk by Monday!" —Cori [2024-07-18]
 josh___something: but AKI is cool D:
 ThorSokar: Is this what you wanted: https://blenderartists.org/uploads/default/original/3X/8/e/8e5d2136111175f581fc7e22485e7385b69d0b6e.jpg
 PharaohBender27: Cori will find the servers and delete all data related to her
 chrono2x: uhhh
 iris_of_ether: @ThorSokar OMG
 Zaneysed: @ThorSokar D:
 aesir_blade: you try to doxx aki and you just get the address of your own house
 Mr_Bitterness: Do we know if AKI Is Voldo's descendant or something
 josh___something: @thorsokar ...
 niccus: that's a goblin
 BrowneePoints: she’s FANG’s protege
 rosesmcgee: It's an industry term
 SnackPak_: ooohhh, thats what DP means
 EMNetwork: I call it my dragon punch too
 chrono2x: No, the uhh was in response to ThorSokar's picture
 ThorSokar: maybe I should change my name to Monkeys_Paw
 Irsaan: I always assume it means dick punch
 SajuukSjet: Danny Phantom?! 
 saucemaster5000: Dragon Punchpetration
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 SnowBuddy18: @ThorSokar buff Green Goblin
leachjus: he’s too wrinkly to be Smooth Blanka
 dm818: okay now to fix the bracket
drawnbinary: Diamond Pearl
 electric_claire: It's called a "donkey" punch, Adam
 ManWithTheMask13: dp stands for dope-ass punch
EvilBadman: Dr. Puncher
 itira: i always thought it was for doody poop
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 play_guy01: whoops LOL
 josh___something: It's actually, Dan Pibiki 
 Irsaan: @play_guy01 I want you to win it all
 PharaohBender27: 
 therepoman__: LMAOOOO
 littleunknownn: Oh
 jibkat: 
RTwo28: LOL
 lochnessseammonster:   
 SnackPak_: I really like coach Adam
 josh___something: XD
 korvys: Someone put a leash on that guy
 Alex_Frostfire: This is gonna really mess with match reporting.
ComradeMik: this is peak comedy
 saucemaster5000: and get him some pictures of SPIDERMAN!
 betweenmyself: and I need a Smooth Blanka! 
 simplydavemn: You could do "Them's Fighin Herds" and do a "Can't fight Horses Club" some week.
 josh___something: In minecraft
 DiscordianTokkan: In Minecraft
 play_guy01: @Irsaan ty ty!
 Suffix: Maybe also in the chat
 tod_vom_himmel: in minecrafgt
 ManWithTheMask13: If we're up to losers round 6 can we come and hang out 
excalgold: in minecraft?
 cmdrud87: and maybe also irl
 DrMagnify: Adam is gonna call God and get the God Gun
 itira: 
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  Pharmacistjudge: I need to give Adam the Magic Judge exam
 josh___something: 
 Zaneysed: Im hungry for that W
 jibkat: 
 Mr_Bitterness: And he needs PICTURES. PICTURES of SPIDER-MAN
 Naesiir: I see we've reached the anarchy part of the bracket 
Symphoneers: I will turn this car around!
 Cavemanhar: adam getting hangry
 play_guy01: so do i just become acegun in the startgg? lol
 lochnessseammonster: i love this energy 
 Zaneysed: This is why Adam is a good TO
 Irsaan: Bring me SMOOTH Spider Man!
 itira: someone get this man some food! 
themostjoast: man is geeting hungy   
leachjus: Adam the unrelenting dad at a Dave and busters
 Pywodwagon: As someone who works with and helps runs a lot of tournaments, god I wish I could be like this for pairing
 Dog_of_Myth: Wooden God Gun
Lobo_Apache: This what happens when you anger Adam. He makes you go back -to- back
 Bearudite: still think it would have been funny to do this in a battle hub
 jibkat: this is the deep bible lore I needed
excalgold: i thought the gun shot chainsaws
 iris_of_ether: Is this what we tell our kids Bible Black is?
leachjus: “sit your ass at the cabinet! I need more sticky hands!”
 KWardJenx: Very accurate
 CaptainSpam: So we're going full Gungeon here.
 Dog_of_Myth: Well....
ComradeMik: bible shooting guns that shoot bullets sounds like some enter the gungeon nonsense
 Irsaan: Adam yes
 lochnessseammonster: 
 raulghoulia: cabinent reminds me of x men arcade. that takes me back
 gualdhar: Adam religiously unaliving people in Twitch.tv now?
 itira: valid tbh
 CypherRaze: I mean
 ContingentCat: story checks out
 QuixoticScrivener: Christianity does in fact kill people.
 CypherRaze: The crusades were a thing
 samwiser_: Pretty sure we have that gun on enter the gungeon...
themostjoast: lmfao
 CypherRaze: soooooo
 ManWithTheMask13: Don't mind me just sliding into the custom room
 mjihde: Biblically accurate lore over here
 LowUpsideCJ: specifically with gun bibles
 simplydavemn: And the Bullents dissolve into salt to make sure nothing grows there again.
  mtvcdm: How many levels of gun are you on right now?
 Zaneysed: God that dive kick is so good
 enbyKriss: 
iknowkravmaga: 5550
 lochnessseammonster: 
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 Veraphage:  
 mjihde: @mtvcdm like, the ninth level of gun hell my dude
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 BusTed: Haha
 saucemaster5000: (river run goes under fireball again) nevermind, fighing games suck
 ManWithTheMask13: It's a Neoturf Masters hole-in-one
 niccus: there's nothing more sisyphean than fighting games, you gotta get it twisted
 simplydavemn: Adam, a suggestion:   Play a fighting game at those times.
 thatguysteve2709: Adam I like the movie reference
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/TolerantRudeButterKeepo-jYqnDOKquCfGfvtB
 simplydavemn: Yes.
 iris_of_ether: We have a local martial arts place that uses the Yakuza font for their signs lol
 josh___something: Fighty games cool
h3rsh3yb4r: I'm so fuckin stoked for Dragonball Sparking Zero
 Mazrae: the attack speed of these two characters is amazing
 LowUpsideCJ: nothing better than hearing someone talk about what they're passionate about
 inconsideratehat:   
 Naesiir: I'm slowly working my way up through iron
 saucemaster5000: Huh I've only met complete goblins
 Athelgar: have you watched Hi Score Girl?
 lochnessseammonster: my friend has an old stick they're willing to give me... so hopefully gonna start playing soon if my old ass computer can run it ok 
MaddogM: As a slow methodical thinker. I don't think fighting games are for me
 type_variable: at the end of teh day its just meatying people
 josh___something: Ups and downs, as with any hobby
 Zaneysed: Half the reason I got so into MTG is all the people I met
 AugmentingPath: meeting people (who will kick you in the face (in a videogame))
 saucemaster5000: @lochnessseammonster come hit buttons with us!
 betweenmyself: When you get down just go to your happy place: think about Smooth Blanka and everything will be alright.
 NevermorePainting: personal story about this game: my first day I owned it I went 1-17, and all I wanted to do the next day was play more
 tod_vom_himmel: @MaddogM or youre just a guile main
 Zaneysed: @lochnessseammonster join uuuuuussssss
 Toxxick: If fighting games didnt have a learning curve like running head first into a wall made of tungsten and nuclear waste, they may be the best games out there
 lochnessseammonster: @saucemaster5000 i'm gonna be so bad 
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 JRandomHacker: The youtube channel Melee Moments _really_ gives me that "Fighting games are the best" feeling
 saucemaster5000: @lochnessseammonster who cares? we're all just different levels of poopy
Tobenamed1: did we cap the timer?
CoconutRanger1515: the real mvp is the od DP option select playguy does on drive rush cancels
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 ArcOfTheConclave: subathon hype
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 Zaneysed: @lochnessseammonster Doesn't matter, you're only out to beat yourself
  Juliamon: Being bad is the first step in being good
 SnowBuddy18: @Tobenamed1 no, still over a day left
 PharaohBender27: @Tobenamed1 Nope. Not even close
 Mazrae: body bag?? i think we need a broom
 FrostyKaze: yay Juri!
 CaptainSpam: Wow, that's a late-tourney swap.
 TALBovey: @PharaohBender27 Thanks for the gift sub!
Scar_Red_Tiger: The boots are coming off
 Naesiir: from one kicky lady to another kicky lady
 BrowneePoints: and you’re not as dumb as you joke you are either 
Tobenamed1: @PharaohBender27 i thought it ended tomorrow
 lochnessseammonster: @saucemaster5000 i need to train the perfectionism out of my brain. this should break it real quick 
 PharaohBender27: @TALBovey No problem! 
 iris_of_ether: Adam seriously you have a great sense of tactics
 chrono2x: @SnowBuddy18 26 hours (1560 minutes) needed till cap
DaVeganPolice: @therepoman__ I'm sorry I have failed you today, I will do better next time
 PharaohBender27: @Tobenamed1 So funny thing, that's what I initially thought, but the potential end is Saturday
 Zaneysed: Let's go gambling
Scar_Red_Tiger: Modern Jjuri with the 1 button DPs,, hell yeah
 BrowneePoints: Someone body this Ken! Ken can’t win the Tourney two years in a row!
 pete_haderlein: gg gg
 Jigokuro: Becoming good at fighting games requires being honest without yourself about being bad, which is the secret real reason they aren't popular. 
 ManWithTheMask13: Okay but I'm fighting whoever my match is in this custom room
Phazon_Kiwi: @Jigokuro Absolutely. Unlike League or Valorant etc, no one to blame but yourself
 play_guy01: wait so ill check in for him
 itsr67: 
 play_guy01: oh man
 control_rig: Ouch
 CaptainSpam: Wow.
 xxhanlonsrazorxx: oooof
Callowayjj: lmao yall play SF6 too?
 control_rig: I love that "Mr Tiddlywinks" is now shorthand for picking up and putting down something over and over
 CypherRaze: oh wow
Lobo_Apache: There is even an intro!
Callowayjj: who do you guys play
 lochnessseammonster: it seriously feels like it just started and also like i don't remember a time before oki oki 
 control_rig: Yufff
 control_rig: How could she slap?
 itsr67: Ed?
 maxthefourth: 
Callowayjj: chunners only
Callowayjj: my chinese princess
 YareNiDaze: A little bit a Ed, as a treat.
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 simplydavemn: Right in the stuff.
 Callowayjj: haha oh damn thank you @shurtal
themostjoast: Let's go Tod
 CypherRaze: Tod makes Honda look easy to play and I'm guessing he's not
 xxhanlonsrazorxx: oh and he spells tod the right way
 ManWithTheMask13: Tod is GAMING
 control_rig: Nice counter
 xxhanlonsrazorxx: lets go brothjer
 Mazrae: how is the match up between honda vs ken
 RetroHibiscus: @CypherRaze I believe Tod would tell you it's exactly as easy as it looks 
 CypherRaze: This seems like a really solid matchup too
 saucemaster5000: Tod played well over a thousand hrs to make this look easy, believe me -- longtime sparring partner
Scar_Red_Tiger: Honda is very good at killing new players.
 SirPlumpy: HELL YEA
 SirPlumpy: MY GAL
 control_rig: I agree Cypher, this feels fairly evenly matched on the technical skill
Lobo_Apache: Right before y ou go into an important meeting even
leachjus: imagine? I worked retail in a tourist town
leachjus: that was Tuesday
 lochnessseammonster: 
 control_rig: 2-2
 Mr_Horrible: the devil's bargain, either eat the DI or block it and get wallsplat
 simplydavemn: Heard a story on NPR and the discontent in Spain with tourism - the guy in vacation gear getting into a street fight isn't that unrealistic of an occurrence.
 control_rig: Ooof
 BusTed: 
 BrowneePoints: for chat it’s a reference to Double Riichi
 BrowneePoints: but westerners misheard it as Double Luigi
 betweenmyself: I’m seeing  double…  FOUR LUIGIS! 
 definenull: ggs ggs ggs
 BrowneePoints: so now it’s Double Luigi
 BigDaddyBland87: What a match!
 control_rig: GGs!
 tod_vom_himmel: that was dumb yea lol
leachjus: not dumb if it worked
 enbyKriss: tense! ggs! 
leachjus: ggs
themostjoast: ggs today you played well!!
 simplydavemn: @betweenmyself There are 5 Luigis!
 CypherRaze: tod, you're fucking goated
 control_rig: That was a super entertaining match Tod. GGs
 Mollylele: what if you played Glurp
 dm818: there seems to be an issue with losers round 5
 Irsaan: I missed the early parts of the tourney because I was at work, but everyone I've seen since I've been here has been incredible. Top to bottom bangers.
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 Easilycrazyhat: Fight more faster
 HbombAndFriends:     
  Juliamon: Welcome raiders!
 simplydavemn: Maybe a Glurp fighting game should be developed?
 AceGun_: no, we did
 play_guy01: they did but startgg wont let me report
 AceGun_: Stunna
 lochnessseammonster: first try
 AceGun_: Its really hard to tell how long things will take.
 lochnessseammonster: we love to see it though 
 definenull: its hard especially when its online too
 Suffix: This is, in fact, Adam's SECOND rodeo
 tod_vom_himmel: or how long we wait for people that walked away 
 lochnessseammonster: thanks for doing this again!
 JRandomHacker: FGC events <handshake> running behind schedule - you're just being on-brand
Taligan: Adam, the multi-rodeo man.
 definenull: they're swingin'
 ExpeditionToGamesEnd: Could be worse. Could be a CVS 2 tournament. You'd still be on round 1.
leachjus: perfect platypus
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BurgerGamer: @ExpeditionToGamesEnd they made a fighting game based off the pharmacy?!?
 ExpeditionToGamesEnd: Oh yeah. Ibuprofen is top tier.
 SnowBuddy18: 2 of them, it would seem
 YareNiDaze: Not what's normally meant by the war on drugs, but sure I guess 
 definenull: is this a fishing tournament or what
  Juliamon: receipt is top tier
 Shadowsoflife: @BurgerGamer Oh yeah, it a trip
 ExpeditionToGamesEnd: (Capcom vs. SNK 2 for anyone who didn't know and was wondering)
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 chrono2x: Is this the finals?
 AceGun_: Love getting excited about someone walking slightly backwards at just the right time.
 MaelstronSolenor: your love for it is so contagious. keep doing it
 lochnessseammonster: this is so beautiful it almost makes me like ken
 definenull: don't fall for it lochness
 hesterbyrde: happy adam 
 definenull: it's a trap
 lochnessseammonster: almost
 lochnessseammonster: 
 AceGun_: @chrono2x This is winners finals. So there will be a couple more loser's bracket matches, then grand finals.
 Fanklok: Is this what it's like not knowing anything about Magic and hearing someone talk about Magic?
 control_rig: Ooooooh
 definenull: foozies
 saucemaster5000: dafoozi
 josh___something: FOOTSIES
leachjus: @fanklok this is far more enjoyable for the layperson, anecdotally
 Shadowsoflife: @Fanklok magic, magic, magic
GethynHatch: !bracket
  Juliamon: sorry, no bracket command
 hesterbyrde: a little bit but I'll watch anyone talk about something that makes them happy
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GethynHatch: @Juliamon bracket link? 
themostjoast: yes every day
 LowUpsideCJ: Yes yes I have
  Juliamon: yo someone share the link please
 v_nome: It is slightly inaccurate due to a snafu but bracket is here : https://www.start.gg/tournament/oki-oki-fight-club-sf6-tournament-v2/event/sf6-bracket/brackets/1712847/2545926
Darkstorm257: @GethynHatch https://www.start.gg/tournament/oki-oki-fight-club-sf6-tournament-v2/event/sf6-bracket/brackets/1712847/2545926
GethynHatch: ty  
leachjus: sometimes I wake up, brush my teeth, throw a jab and die for it, then just pack it back in for the day
 ylegm: Only on days that end in y
 lochnessseammonster:   
 josh___something: Imagine "Acegun" is play_boy
 RetroHibiscus: play_guy beat AceGun and stole the name
 RetroHibiscus: such are the rules
 v_nome: You keep what you kill
 HbombAndFriends: @melting_faces You're welcome
mamba_shinobi: this tournament has been a lot fun
sadlyfrown: good evening tall streamer and other streamer
 ManWithTheMask13: @tod_vom_himmel it's you and me, brother
Lobo_Apache: Start a "does it kill" segment. They're all so good
 tod_vom_himmel: no command grabs
 simplydavemn: Ken's kicks were doing great.   Or to put it another way, Ken's smooth below the waist!
 dm818: I am concerned about this finishing in time
DerPanduin: That's a will it kill submission right there
 ManWithTheMask13: @tod_vom_himmel Rock papers scissors
 saucemaster5000: No command grabs, no headbutt
 tod_vom_himmel: also put in ur fuckin results so we can get started
 ManWithTheMask13: We finished
  Juliamon: put ya shit in
 ManWithTheMask13: I'm waiting for Stunna to do the Start.gg check-in so I can put in results
 CaptainSpam: Good work, Kenneth.
Tobenamed1: !bracket
themostjoast: Let's go Tod!! but also Let's go Doom!!
Tobenamed1: Is there a place to see the bracket?
 AceGun_: I got it
DaVeganPolice: lets go doom
ameliette: bracket: https://www.start.gg/tournament/oki-oki-fight-club-sf6-tournament-v2/event/sf6-bracket/brackets/1712847/2545926
 RetroHibiscus: apes together
 Izandai: 
themostjoast: headbutt
 simplydavemn: Do as best you can - it's not like EarthRealm is at stake here.
 LowUpsideCJ: This is two gamers going at it
 definenull: the trogs
themostjoast: that's called mix
BurgerGamer: todd just pushing buttons
DaVeganPolice: that's tod alright
Scar_Red_Tiger: He'll never go for the 4th bellyflop
 itira: what an animal 
 josh___something: Tod is a menace, this is known
 xxhanlonsrazorxx: i smell what the rock is cooking and its a real slobberknocker
 definenull: they're helping speed up the bracket
 Fanklok: I'm sure the next block is OK to start a little bit late
 RetroHibiscus: wait I thought they agreed on no command grabs
  Juliamon: Ian will just have to start cooking without us
 Izandai: Honda's burnout block is very funny.
 spicemelonge: no poll betting on the results?
Scar_Red_Tiger: I live in fear of the Gief Jumpscare
 Izandai: Like "Ah, don't!"
 simplydavemn: As one myself (though with less muscle) big Galoot fights are the best!
 littleunknownn: The gauntlet run
 LowUpsideCJ: wants that play_guy rematch BAD
 dm818: they were the only one to take a game off play_guy  until the winner final
 Mr_Bitterness: The full loser run is always impresive
themostjoast: call them chef coconut
 definenull: o7
themostjoast: they're cooking in losers
thatjuantoo: This version of Gief is by far one of the dumbest fighting game characters I have ever seen. I honestly think Gief's game design is such such a fucking travesty. I think he's honestly one of the worst designed characters in any fighting game I have ever played. He's just a walking casino. It's so stupid. It's just designed for everybody to hate their life. He's not good so Gief players bitch all the time, but he's also the dumbest thing once he ever gets one SPD. He's just terrible design. Nobod
 YareNiDaze: @simplydavemn as we wrestling nerds put it "Hoss fight", or specifically for the SIdewalk Slam folks - "big sweaty men slapping meat"
 josh___something: MY LOYAL FANS
 Mr_Horrible: atomized
 ghizmou: have a nice trip honda
themostjoast: NO REMORSE
RitualGlitchZ: Some people thrive in the gauntlet
 Astramentha: o7
 E_Westra: o7
 VrolikSyndrome: Excellent pasta
thatjuantoo: Shout outs to Brian F 
 kid_flashionable: But he's SO thick!
RitualGlitchZ: @thatjuantoo This, but unironically
Scar_Red_Tiger: Let's go gamblinng! Ah dang it!
 lochnessseammonster: 
XuriScratch: Coconut just wanted to bury as many people as possible
 josh___something: Brian_f copypasta XD
 xxhanlonsrazorxx: shit maybe i need to play gief
 AceGun_: Except that Gief's good now
 definenull: like that
 kid_flashionable: WAIT I just thought you hated him, did NOT think that was a copypasta
 NevermorePainting: Meat For-E-Ver *clap clap clapclapclap*
 josh___something: It's HILARIOUS
 Alas_Babylon: He kills at ridiculous %
RitualGlitchZ: I want a SF game with only shotos tbh
 Mr_Horrible: we've gotta put them back in the cave
offbeatwitch: did they fix lariat
 Mr_Horrible: give 'em some shadows to watch
thatjuantoo: 
themostjoast: "Everybody's miserable" as tod is spd'd to death lmao
 lochnessseammonster: ever since watching love lies bleeding gief's posing really gets me 
 BrowneePoints: the only other worse game is when only the Shotos are good
 saucemaster5000: @RitualGlitchZ you can have it if I get my grappler only game
 Badchop: Do you have to buy all the characters they've added to SF6?
  Juliamon: games need giefs
 AceGun_: If you play Street Fighter 1, it's all shotos
Allenzo: Zangief is my favorite butter churner
BurgerGamer: fighting game but everyone's a puppet character
 kid_flashionable: Gief is the thickest man alive and him with glasses makes me weak
 BrowneePoints: Only Shoto Metas are boring and sauce less
 SquareDotCube: "He's big. He's gotta be slow"
 RetroHibiscus: @BurgerGamer That's just Granblue
RitualGlitchZ: Yea, I'm like iron
 rosesmcgee: I want every character to feel viable. But only my character should be good.
 josh___something: I want an SF game with only shotos so the shotos leave me alone 
 niccus: what if hakan is back and he's good
Lobo_Apache: Gief the Grief!
 kid_flashionable: 
h3rsh3yb4r: i have a friend who is traumatized by the word lariat from SFV
 DandyGeek: god bless grapplers
 saucemaster5000: grapplers are the honest ones
 AceGun_: We'd all be happy and slippery
 saucemaster5000: you all just don't get us
patrick_stonecrusher: Hyou don't have the right, O you don't have the right
 rabid_k_nine: I got a gift sub last night so I wanted to stop by and say hi and thank you for that.
 josh___something: Hakan is the best character when he's oiled up 
 Bearudite: who wins? the cast of SF6 or one greasy boy
 spicemelonge: just to be clear not an acutual goat right
 Alex_Frostfire: I'm always surprised when Lariat is projectile invuln.
thatjuantoo: For the folks at home, Hakan is a Zangief but oiled up.
Scar_Red_Tiger: Remeber the first tourney was all "Gief sucks! He's killing everyone!"
 simplydavemn: Different version of the charecter are known as the stages of Geif.
 definenull: ggs ggs
 control_rig: Slow clap @simplydavemn . Slow clap
 josh___something: Zangri-ef
 Geldaran: @simplydavemn 
 BrowneePoints: he IS RUSSIAN Cori
themostjoast: ggs ggs ggs ggs    
 lochnessseammonster:  
 hypperstar2280: YAY i made it in time for oki oki tournament!
 DrMagnify: master zangief
 lochnessseammonster: we're a bunch of wreck it ralphs
 Scy_Anide: Zang-yiff
 rosesmcgee: For the first several iterations of this game there was no voice lines
 Izandai: Gi-eff
 HbombAndFriends: "I'm Zangief!" 
  Juliamon: geef noff
thatjuantoo: 
 josh___something: G e e f
 BrowneePoints: Dishonoring StPetershon
 forcedreject: Some fine sirloin Gief
 Izandai: rugh
 Morrigan9: zedgif
 control_rig: Hahah
 Mediocre_Man5: I've been mispronouncing his name since '92, it would be rude to stop now
 Izandai: eugh
 Izandai: hate that
  alexsteacy: Big GEEF
 Chartle: zanjeff
 v_nome: Otaku Gief?
 Revelia: Old school SF players will still insist it's rye-you
 DandyGeek: it’s zahn-jeff
 E_Westra: OtakuJeff
 Izandai: What movie are y'all watching later?
thatjuantoo: 
 hesterbyrde: Very much enjoying this.
 ManWithTheMask13: Wanna run a set Adam 
 Alas_Babylon: You've been very consistent
 Alas_Babylon: Do not fret, good man
 roefizzlebeef: we would never betray you
 Mazrae: i dont play fighting games at all but im loving this
 Mollylele: zangi 
 LowUpsideCJ: This tournament has ruled all day
 Izandai: 
 Saintnex: 
 josh___something: 
AndyDaMage: so youre saying it's time to leave? 
  Juliamon: run mask!
 ManWithTheMask13:    
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 BusTed: 
 tod_vom_himmel: its time for coris run
 ManWithTheMask13: I DID
 AceGun_: lmao
DaVeganPolice: does that come with a DQ ?
  alexsteacy: Adam Savidan you practice what you preach this instant! Just have fun!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 LMAOkai_: can we get a true!?!?
 definenull: damn they just got shot like that
 littleunknownn: Oh
 lochnessseammonster: 
optimalbook: what even is time
 BrowneePoints: you are loved and appreciated and have made this an amazing event Adam 
 josh___something: Adam's COMING FOR YOUR HEAD
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themostjoast: any truers in chat?
  alexsteacy: If LRR fires Adam I quit
 ManWithTheMask13: TOD CONFIRM THE RESULTS
 tod_vom_himmel: adams gonna get fired cause of us
 Mr_Bitterness: Get Ian in here to co-commentate
 ManWithTheMask13: @tod_vom_himmel I'M GONNA GET YOU
 tod_vom_himmel: I DID
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 lochnessseammonster: thanks for the tournament 
DaVeganPolice: DO IT BAN TOD
 Astramentha: WOW
 Dog_of_Myth: WOW
 Izandai: jesus fuck
offbeatwitch: woag
 shurtal: 
 bagfullofbees: heyo, what's up gamers
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 HbombAndFriends: Holy crap!
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 simplydavemn: @alexsteacy Maybe his version of fun includes angrily banning people.
 kid_flashionable: WOAH
 CaptainSpam: Oh, huh, Ian only DOES have an hour.
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 shurtal: it's the AIRING OF GRIEVENCES!
 MrSarkhan:   
 definenull: a HUNDO?!?!?
 Izandai: 100????????
Tikosh_: 100 gifted 
 forcedreject: How many bison bucks?
 tod_vom_himmel: oh nevermind that ones on me
 DrakoniteDev: When has TTSF ever NOT been 10min late? 
 tod_vom_himmel: there was another confirm button
IslandersCaper: 
offbeatwitch: that was 100
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 josh___something: 
TheAinMAP:   
 ManWithTheMask13: I am so hungry
FickleMuse: 
qcanoe: If they fire Adam we might be forced to watch a game on Let's Nope 
 AceGun_: 
 SnackPak_: Ian's just stuffing some meat into a bag, an hour is more than enough time 
Darkstorm257 is continuing the Gift Sub they got from raulghoulia!
 50keyz: 
ghyllnox: Holy sub bomb
 AceGun_: They're playing their own game.
 Pywodwagon: we've officially reached "James has to come in and do work in the morning" time left
thatjuantoo: 
 tod_vom_himmel: i dont even know whaht my name is
 ThorSokar: THE SHADE
 josh___something: Adam's just BLASTING
 lochnessseammonster: 
 NevermorePainting: I'm a luke player, I have zero braincells
 josh___something: God DAMN
 control_rig: A hundo!
 saucemaster5000: Tod closes his eyes and thinks he's playing war thunder
 lochnessseammonster: 
Snowcookies: nice
 LMAOkai_: @raulghoulia you're the goat
 neveth: @raulghoulia Thanks for the gift sub!
offbeatwitch: one hundo
 SnackPak_:   
 Badchop: Kinda want SF6 at half price but also don't want to then have to spend another 60 on characters, that makes me sad
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DaVeganPolice: 
 niccus: get into a character so deep you get aphasia
 YareNiDaze: @tod_vom_himmel banned for throwing opponent under bus 
 Izandai: You're immune!
thatjuantoo: 
RitualGlitchZ: wowie
 HbombAndFriends: I only play Honda in racing games. 
 Dog_of_Myth:   
 50keyz: this community is awesome
 ManWithTheMask13: I gotta fight someone I'm getitng twitchy
 BrowneePoints: His brain is a lil Chowan-Mushy Cori
 Izandai: You've got super armor!
 AugmentingPath: From the guy who played M Bison, no less
  alexsteacy: Adam: they're gonna fire me
 Izandai: Subber armor!
 ThorSokar: You're job's safe for a couple weeks now!
  alexsteacy: Gets 100
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 SnackPak_: time to coast
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Lobo_Apache: clap!!
 v_nome:    
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 SnackPak_: ggs *clap*
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 Mr_Bitterness:    
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 Alex_Frostfire: My silver ass!
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 Fanklok: Hundo subs means you can go 100 hours over time
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 shendaras:   
 AceGun_: That would be if you had inputs turned on.
DaVeganPolice: my mis-input DPs
 kid_flashionable: Great games! Great Giefs!
 Mollylele:   
 tehfewl: any whiffers in chat?
 josh___something:   
 Bearudite: I made it to round 4
  Juliamon: whiffies
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 themostjoast: I'm a serial whiffer tbh
 Kidror: I've never whiffed in my life
 ManWithTheMask13: 
 saucemaster5000: Mask's stick can be heard from space
thatjuantoo: It'd decrease the framerate 
 tod_vom_himmel: the children dont need to see such things
 Bearudite: (don't look at why I made it to round 4)
 ThorSokar:  Toxic Streamer 
 LMAOkai_: if you listen carefully, you can hear Mask's inputs 1000km away
 kid_flashionable: 
 BusTed: emerging Ring style from your monitor
 kid_flashionable: NOOO
 lochnessseammonster: 
 josh___something: Don't expose how hard ManWithTheMask  CHURNS that stick XD
 ManWithTheMask13: If those people are keeping me away from my dinner I'm going to kick both of their asses
 SajuukSjet: the Internet, is a series of Tubes!
 chrono2x: I'll delete your main is such a powerful threat
 DaSunao: Adam is going to crawl out of their computer screen and KO them in real life
 Alex_Frostfire: He can do that his dad works at Capcom
 ManWithTheMask13: I'm just a silly little guy
 saucemaster5000: It's so good, especially when you aren't playing mask and just hear from the other room
 grave2057: thanks for the gifted sub
 spicemelonge: how close are we to the cap?
 themostjoast: Any Iron Giant mains in chat?
 bytecaster: I'm so out of shape, took me so many matches to get at least some inputs consistent
 josh___something: Doom, that is a fukin lie
 kid_flashionable: Copcom
 forcedreject: Adam did not just appear fully formed?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Bearudite: Copcom
 BrowneePoints: Your dad works at Copcom
 pn55: 
BurgerGamer: \
 ManWithTheMask13: @josh___something I'M LITEARLLY FULL OF WONDER AND GLEE
 El_Zilcho22: @finestotter thanks for the subs!
 ThorSokar: Open Relationship?
 saucemaster5000: ain't single, married to the badge
 Kidror: Mods, nerf their main in a niche way that doesn't net them any complaint equity
CurrieAndy: Was your dad being a cop why you liked the Crown Vic so much?
grandmastersson: baptised single?
 lochnessseammonster:   
 stippledotter: Copcomp
 Dog_of_Myth:   
 kid_flashionable:  
CoconutRanger1515: okurr
 SnackPak_: pinch it!
Scar_Red_Tiger: No reset
 lochnessseammonster: gamer diaper
 Larkonus: Hey chat, who won the matador board game last night? I missed the end of it.
 ManWithTheMask13: FIGHT ME PLEASE
Lobo_Apache: piss your pants like a fighting game player!
 definenull: no they gotta continue their LB run
 Mollylele: tinker tailor fighter six
 ManWithTheMask13: ONE OF US HAS TO DIE
 ProcyonFlynn: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Do a violence.
 josh___something: WE WILL shoot ur ass D:<
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
 SirPlumpy: GIEF
 Mr_Horrible: 
 finestotter: They have to piss their pants?
thatjuantoo: Someone's gonna die, who's it gonna be?
 MCJiopur: @raulghoulia Thanks for the gift sub!
 BrowneePoints: I mained Amaterasu so Copcom shooting my character is just word lore Accurate Adam
 ManWithTheMask13: I DON'T NEED REST I NEED RESULTS
Scar_Red_Tiger: Piss in that bottle
 BrowneePoints: world*
 definenull: ADAM
 josh___something: 
 chrono2x: hahaha
 lochnessseammonster: 
Cptasparagus: Adam, Copspawn
 Strebenherz: Adam keeping the piss cup holder job secure
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 YareNiDaze: Adam Bezos
 Bearudite: revenge bracket
 saucemaster5000: This tournament has been a rollercoaster
 kid_flashionable: O;
 SnowBuddy18: @Larkonus the bull
 simplydavemn: And this is how he earns the nickname Adam 'Murder-Hornet' Savidan.
 josh___something: Oh shi, it's AKUMA?!
Scar_Red_Tiger: 1100 vs 900
 kid_flashionable: Omg Gief with black pants is 
 josh___something: 11000 health vs 9000
 definenull: gorilla vs chimpanzee
 Larkonus: @SnowBuddy18 Fair enough. 
 thymato: gorilla and a panther
 Fanklok: Chances the next block has technical issues and starts late?
 Mr_Bitterness: Gorilla versus Chihauhua
 YareNiDaze: A gorilla or several smaller gorillas.
 BrowneePoints: a smaller but ANGRIER gorilla
 AugmentingPath: gorilla vs borangutan
 shurtal: it's a gorilla vs a chimp with a gun
 CypherRaze: oh my god. why does Akuma look so smol
 CaptainSpam: That was my nickname in college, The Deceptively Strong Gorilla.
 Mr_Horrible: the smaller gorilla is fighting to become the outer gorilla
 raulghoulia: A+ commentary there
 Alex_Frostfire: I really do consider Akuma to be basically Monster Hunter's Rajang.
 YareNiDaze: @CypherRaze Because gif LORG
 themostjoast: Adam writing some interesting fanfic right now...
 YareNiDaze: gief*
 v_nome: Why does Gief, as the larger gorilla, not simply eat Akuma?
 YeomanAres: Boo and kid boo
 CypherRaze: I thought Akuma was a huge boy, but fuck Gief is so big
 BrowneePoints: he doesn’t Gief is just that big @cypherraze
 werth_it: 100 100  2 Gorillas of indeterminate size.
CurrieAndy: Geif is just power armor for Lily
 CypherRaze: @BrowneePoints XD
 shurtal: so he's the little girl piloting the old man mech from Xrd Rev2?
 CypherRaze: @YareNiDaze GIF LORG BOI
 Geldaran: I can't get over geif blocking fireballs with a flex.
 Bearudite: hiding in the robo gief mech from 5
 AceGun_: 9k health 
 korvys: What you're saying is that winning this will send you to Evo
 undecided44: Gorilla vs. Baboon... when angry, either one will rip your face off, just in a different way.
 dzee_szed: how do we quotebot Cori "You must be this tall to KEN."
 Mr_Horrible: weirdly solid rule of thumb, and also funny
William Johnson: Inside you are a series of sequentially smaller gorillas
 josh___something: No, that's Kum Heyhyun that pilots a large man
 BrowneePoints: Plus this is young model. old model Akuma is wider
 josh___something: And that's also GG
 Mr_Horrible: "The olympic committee said it's okay for me to have this gun, on account of my soft bones"
 YareNiDaze: "He's just Ken, anyone smaller he'd be a ten."
 LaskoReadsComics: Akuma is an annoying name for this character, because a lot of Japanese folks who arent big into the competitive scene will have no idea who the hell you're talking about when u say he is ur favorite character
RitualGlitchZ: And then they made Bison, with 10k health AND a trillion damage
 kid_flashionable:  GIEF NOO
 Mr_Bitterness: Love how feral Akuma is in this game.
 kid_flashionable: Gief YESSS
RitualGlitchZ: (as a bison player)
 kid_flashionable: GIEF NOOOOO
 josh___something: Akuma Gouki 
 tod_vom_himmel: @kid_flashionable look what you did
 Mr_Horrible: Farewellson
 forcedreject: mmmmmm bison
 SnackPak_: 
Lobo_Apache: its not pride
 josh___something: ADAM NO
 saucemaster5000: mmmmmm bussy
 iris_of_ether: Adam
 CypherRaze: adam no
 AceGun_: Everyone that plays Bison went straight to Evo.
 CaptainSpam: Melvin Bison.
CurrieAndy: Shadolussy
 kid_flashionable: M Bussin
DaVeganPolice: the Backussy
Ferisar: m business
 shurtal: So, no bussy? *SMASHES FIGHT STICK*
 dm818: the first match had a bison right?
 RetroHibiscus: 
RitualGlitchZ: Hoping to see some sexy bison at evo
  alexsteacy: The settlers shot them all
 lochnessseammonster: 
 BrowneePoints: He’s more recent and has a smidge higher floor methinks
 medmora: ADAM
 kid_flashionable: Adam YES
 Shadowsoflife: 
 forcedreject: Uh technically Adam it's the Vegussy
qcanoe: They haven't been too common after being hunted nearly to extinction
 Astramentha: adam
 werth_it: just this once
DaVeganPolice: :3
thatjuantoo: 
 SaxPython: 
 RetroHibiscus: I need to leave the country, quick, to the M. Bussy
 Ukon_Cairns: akuwuma
 couchboyj: The M stands for modern.  That Modern Bussy.
 kid_flashionable: 
RitualGlitchZ: uwukuma
 Iluvatardis: Akuwuma
 lochnessseammonster: uwu 
 micalovits: Akuwuma
 josh___something: The weak must PEWISH :3
 Alas_Babylon: Da weak mus pewish owo
 drocathekorok: The Canadian M Bussy
 Mr_Bitterness: What do you think this is, Guilty Gear?
Cptasparagus: is that more or less embarassing than the naked Chun Li mod
 kid_flashionable: Adorable
 Badchop: DIE ONE FOWSAND DEATHS
 Badchop: lmao
 forcedreject: Gowoki
 BrowneePoints: Satsuwi No Paw-do
 undecided44: Uwu-ma
 CypherRaze: MAWWIAGE IS WHAT BWINGS US TOGEVA
 definenull: NOOOO
 Luminaire_p: Gowouki
 simplydavemn: Akuma Matata...
Ferisar: headbutt into hellstab
Ferisar: classic
 kid_flashionable: 
 AugmentingPath: So Coconut just has to keep playing SF until they lose one, huh
 BrowneePoints: Waging Demowne
 forcedreject: man just woke up and spun the man
 kid_flashionable:  GIEF YESS
 jubale1: Yay
 lochnessseammonster: supa dead
 LaskoReadsComics: Is that just a Falcon Arrow?!?!
 YareNiDaze: @simplydavemn IT MEANS NO OKI! FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYS!
 josh___something: This is THE BATTWE I HUNGEW fow! >:3
 jubale1: Yay Muffin! 
 werth_it: love  Geif things
 Kidror: Hell + Stab + Ratio + SPD
 definenull: oooh the SA2 into SA1
 iris_of_ether: https://clips.twitch.tv/ProductiveInexpensiveTitanSMOrc-6R4D3fOF2eXM9wO9
 kid_flashionable:  
 forcedreject: Ever play rock paper scissors for a couple grand?
 stippledotter: Someone's matatas just got akuma'd
 Mr_Horrible: I have no idea how efficient it is but the Super -> Super is really funny
 forcedreject: Can gief still grab Dhalsim across the screen in this game?
 Mr_Bitterness: You ever seen Potemkin buster a ninja? That shits hilarious
Ferisar: counterhit in 4k
DaVeganPolice: Geif players need to be examined in a lab
 definenull: damn
 BrowneePoints: Messatsuwu
 lochnessseammonster: 
 CypherRaze: so if Akuma only has 9k hp, what does Gief have?
 kid_flashionable: YaaaaaAAAA
 josh___something: The CROUCH
 NorthstarTex: Geif good?
RitualGlitchZ: Do fighting game players do prize splits like magic players?
 AceGun_: a Siberian Lab
 Mr_Horrible: then examine them in ANOTHER lab
 lochnessseammonster: then they come preexamined
 Alas_Babylon: @CypherRaze 11k iirc
 saucemaster5000: That's my problem, doctor, I AM THE LAB
 Mattmitchell45: Zangeif's local Best Buy had a deal on 4k
 forcedreject: The facehugger SPD's their face
Halinn: I don't know how they're made, but they're definitely built different
 Bearudite: facehuggers are grapplers
 CypherRaze: @Alas_Babylon gross
 ThorSokar: Gonna need a cup of this Gief's piss?
 Mr_Horrible: getting SPD'd by a facehugger
 werth_it: leave us alone
 Mr_Horrible: ugh
Lanthess: Adam, you've gotta check out the High Score Girl anime. The MC plays Gief.
 kid_flashionable: The Gief player I watch is a pretty odd guy tbu
 josh___something: No MERCY, NO REMORSE
 kid_flashionable: *tbh
 NorthstarTex: or you are impregnated with a gief inside of you
 Alas_Babylon: @CypherRaze I could be wrong, it might be 10.5k, but it's above average
 NevermorePainting: what about Luke mains?
MaddogM: examining them in the lab they were created means less transport
 definenull: that punish
KyoteLoreKeeper: Gief Hive Mind Body Snatchers?
Ferisar: the weak... must perish...
 Mr_Horrible: gief player bursts outta your abdomen, immediately posting "He needs it"
 kid_flashionable:  
 protojman: hapened to my cousin once
 Gascitygaming: is this the 2nd semi?
 manglemonster: you begin at the larval stage of loyal fan, then progress to full-fleged gief main
 shurtal: that Blanka mascot is Blanka SCAMMING people
 BrowneePoints: Blankachan Cori!
 xxhanlonsrazorxx: plushie blanka poped the shit out of me
 josh___something: The luke mains are sitting at home with their doritos and mtn dew 
 Bearudite: luke mains eat potato salad straight from the deli tub
 forcedreject: Blankaception
Cptasparagus: What about Master Yi mains
 AceGun_: Not according to Blanka, it's not.
thatjuantoo: That's Blanka's day job.
 Mr_Horrible: Momka?
 definenull: O7
CurrieAndy: @Bearudite you damn right
 control_rig: Straight 'Gief'd
 kid_flashionable: YAA 
Halinn: San Jeff
 NorthstarTex: o7
 forcedreject: Wait is Blanka a Matroska doll?
 themostjoast: just a little one for the loyal fnas
 josh___something: Blanka chan is actually a wild creature and TOTALLY NOT BLANKA in the suit
 lochnessseammonster: we live here now
Halinn: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry at Thu 07:00 PM PDT (9m from now).
 pn55: We can just do picture-in-picture 
 Luminaire_p: The Subathon or the tournament?
 SnackPak_: it's fine
 betweenmyself: Gief causing G(r)ief 
 stippledotter: 
 RetroHibiscus: it's okay, doom will carry us to 7pm
thatjuantoo: 
  Juliamon: let's go Coconut, finish that redemption arc
 chrono2x: picture in picture
 shurtal: Which Street Fighter character, Like Goldberg, do you think eats corn the long way?
 NorthstarTex: !advice
  LRRbot: The neck abides.
 MaelstronSolenor: just run tinker tailor in parallel =P
 Styxseus: Zangi F o7
 definenull: I think if not for technical difficulties this would have been perfectly timed
Scar_Red_Tiger: Play the spectator mode in 2x speed
thatjuantoo: Have everyone play RPS?
 YareNiDaze: @shurtal Honda.
 Mr_Horrible: "Can I get some uhhhh mercy?" "Nah, fresh out." "How about some remorse?" "No can do." "Fuck... what about just an order of fries?" "Dunno what to tell ya brother it's fucked out here."
 Mattmitchell45: Tinker Taylor Tournament
 SajuukSjet: well, at 4minutes you play the Madonna song 
 Bearudite: NABBED
 Mollylele: Join Ian in media res
 werth_it: Quick Seabats stream to finish
DaVeganPolice: schoomp
 saucemaster5000: Management here. -- Call Cori the winner and go get pizza
 YeomanAres: Have Ian solder things standing behind you
JinaMahavira: If the bracket resets, they both get VIP
 Bearudite: PIP it
Halinn: !badadvice
Scar_Red_Tiger: Picture in Picture
 shurtal: @YareNiDaze i was thinking Abigail, but i could see honda
 LowUpsideCJ: Tinker Tailor Solder SPD
 asthanius: do this in the background of whatever Ian's doing
 bytecaster: Rock-Paper-Scissors
 Zaneysed: mini player the toureny
CAKHost: !findquote minute
 lochnessseammonster: so rude
 spethycakes: Half stream is Oki Oki, the other half of the screen is Tinker Tailor
DaVeganPolice: with the grippers
 stippledotter: PIP it, that's the ticket
 YareNiDaze: Pls no steppy
 kid_flashionable: Ian plays SF6, easy solution
 josh___something: Steppy 
 Fanklok: Dynasty Warriors has taught me video games don't always pronounce their names properly
 Badchop: Don't kinkshame
 bytecaster: No footsies, only kill
 El_Zilcho22: 
 Pywodwagon: Cori gets the title by default, no losses
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 kid_flashionable: And then he tinkers inbetween
grandmastersson: run the set to see who gets the time
 xxhanlonsrazorxx: picture in picture with ttsf
 Mr_Horrible: Ian comes in with his CA: "Tinker Tailer Solder Die"
 definenull: double luigi
DaVeganPolice: just like me fr
 50keyz: if its like lol
 Mattmitchell45: Three Hours Ago "Spacing is beautiful"
 asthanius: nobody's mad at u
 stippledotter: I, for one, look forward to Tinker Taylor Fight Club
 kid_flashionable: 
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Mr_Horrible: boss says it's chill 
 josh___something: Stop pretending you're playing the nootch XD
  Chaos Treader: I’m sure Ian can wait.
 kid_flashionable: Aww you're okay, you're doing great Adam!
RitualGlitchZ: Thanks dad
 hoveringhalibut: 
 bytecaster: Tinker Taylor Solder Fry, becomes Tinker Taylor Soldier Spy again
 saucemaster5000: fighting games cool
 BusTed:  
thatjuantoo: Shout outs to Ben for talking to corporate 
 Strebenherz: Ian comes in with a steel chair, challenging Akuma
 BrowneePoints: Sacwifice Yosewf to da Satswi no Haw-dow! @loadingreadyrun
 SaxPython:   
 shurtal: @bytecaster Swify is a double agent?!?!
Halinn: RIP San Jeff
 Bearudite: damn
 definenull: ggs ggs ggs
 josh___something: DAMN
 midnightcurryjazz:  
 Alas_Babylon: Coconut believers rise up
offbeatwitch: OOF
 xxhanlonsrazorxx: real squeaker
 50keyz: WOW
 LowUpsideCJ: Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh
 josh___something: Close set!
 50keyz: tight match
 Mr_Horrible: "If this man gets within 3 feet of me, Rome falls"
thatjuantoo: 
DaVeganPolice: Putting Cocunut through the gauntlet 😭
Scar_Red_Tiger: No pee break
 kid_flashionable: Gief NOOO 
 chrono2x: The continued redemption of coconut!
 lochnessseammonster:   
 saucemaster5000: poor coconut fucking hanging on to life like a CHAMP
CoconutRanger1515: playing a horror game out here
 werth_it: no my boiiiii
 themostjoast: GGs DOOM     
 El_Zilcho22: Losers final?
 LowUpsideCJ: what a set
 TheMandrew: pee when you're dead!
thatjuantoo: 
Lobo_Apache: But I"m pissing right now
 NotCainNorAbel: what if I play from the bathroom?
 BITs19_: uh
 lochnessseammonster: 
 SnowBuddy18: go get a bottle
 Mr_Horrible: you  doubt my power, Savidan
 Badchop: Cori 
Scar_Red_Tiger: WEak bladder is a sign of weakness
 iris_of_ether: Cori.
 kid_flashionable: GPG
 ManWithTheMask13: I GET TO EATTTT
DaVeganPolice: GO EAT DOOM
 the_phantom_game_player: 
 shurtal: you got the tarp money for that, Cori?
 ShaneLeeAtk: Now test for drugs
 ManWithTheMask13: Thank you I'm so hungry
MaddogM: What's stopping you?  
 definenull: doom is free
 asthanius: GGs and PPs
 stippledotter: Ian gets just into frame drops a ladder 16 times
 josh___something: The weak (bladder must PEWISH
 kid_flashionable: GPG (Go Piss Gief)
Ferisar: burrito
  Juliamon: Sweating piss, bleeding from their fingertips
 Mr_Horrible: Hi Starving, I'm Dad
 undecided44: NO ..... Breaks.... til Finals!
 Masslost: jokes on you im wearing depends so i can pee my pants
thatjuantoo: Cori's a Blanka player? 
 saucemaster5000: @ManWithTheMask13 Sorry mask, I ate your dinner while you were pretending to play neutral
 the_phantom_game_player: Thats where the tarp budget goes
 Dog_of_Myth: Quick, get Adam a Snickers
 BusTed: 
 BrowneePoints: The Sats-Wee no Hado
 bytecaster: Physician eat thyself
 werth_it: my blader is in burnout
Midnightskypoet: Loser gets to eat sooner.
 BusTed: oh no
 Leebo140: Adam's so hungry he'll resort to eating his gigantic biceps
 bytecaster: Undertarp
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh nooo
 Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 camera pans over to Sauce with the big cartoon chipmunk cheeks
 YareNiDaze: undertarp
 Pywodwagon: Hello Sharks
 NorthstarTex: D: but the scanner's scene!
 tod_vom_himmel: nah adam you have to 1v1 all the top 8
 omdorastrix: Underpaulin
 Strebenherz: eat the watermelon crushers
 Bearudite: tarpundies
 Mazrae: wait if coconut wins this, it will be a round 1 rematch i think]
 lochnessseammonster: that hurts me 
 AceGun_: This looks like CFN nonsense
 bytecaster: Tarpwear?
CoconutRanger1515: man with the mask gottas report scores
 dm818: @Mazrae It will yes
 Gascitygaming: undertarp
Lanthess: Fully waterproof floor and a squeegee.
 gualdhar: they're jockeying for starting position
  mowdownjoe: CFN pls
 Mr_Horrible: Capcom trying to sabotage us
 kid_flashionable: Maybe I should get Gief nails though, that could be cute
GethynHatch: 
 AceGun_: Nah, bracket is perfect. I'm fucking cooking.
 Mr_Horrible: he fired one shot, but it was a BIG shot
 Dog_of_Myth: hhahaa
 El_Zilcho22: 
 pn55: 
 LowUpsideCJ: Yeah but you ran a sick tourney still
 saucemaster5000: Peer review not needed
 SnowBuddy18: but you've still run a great tournament and had amazing commentary
DaVeganPolice: 
 pn55: You're doing great Adam
 Fanklok: Why was there a dq?
 Dog_of_Myth: This has been fun as heck
  Juliamon: Fanklok Accidents
Ferisar: i hope you become a gief player
Scar_Red_Tiger: New rival
 tod_vom_himmel: hell no mask beat me im never fighting them again
DaVeganPolice:  oh boy I get to fight tod more 
 kid_flashionable: Yeah that'd be great!
 NevermorePainting: I hope Cori becomes a Gief player
GethynHatch: HOLY
 BusTed: power tripping
Cptasparagus: @Fanklok steroids
 SnowBuddy18: @Fanklok which round of DQ?
 bytecaster: It's fair, we are insufferable
 Despoiler98:   
 SajuukSjet: there was something of a communication breakdown between Discord chat and the Studio Room
 kid_flashionable:  
 geckoinasuit: sadly i missed most of the tournament so this will be on replay for me!
 AceGun_: If we could get some Kens in the community, I would appreciate it. I do not play that matchup.
 micalovits: Adam wanted to shoot the gun
 dzee_szed: so anyway, I started DQing
  mowdownjoe: "So anyway I started blasting!"
 LowUpsideCJ: If anyone silver/bronze played today and wants a sparring partner, hit me up on the lrr or seabats discord
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 themostjoast: classic adam\
 ThorSokar: SOMEONE had an itchy trigger finger even though the player was in chat talking
Lobo_Apache: Adam 2024
BurgerGamer: sometimes ya gotta just blast some folks
 Zaneysed: woooo
 CypherRaze: LOL
 Dog_of_Myth:   
 definenull: uhh hard pass
 Mr_Horrible: that is basically Adam's routine, yeah 
 SirPlumpy: Ayo
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Luminaire_p: Sounds like Adam
 iris_of_ether: 
 kid_flashionable:  
thatjuantoo: 
 SnowBuddy18: that's Saturday for me though
 NorthstarTex: wooo
 baltimore_667083: woo!
 bytecaster: With all the DIs and DPs, Adam wanted to DQ
 saucemaster5000: Guess there's a first time for many
 Mr_Horrible:  
 ThorSokar:      
 lochnessseammonster: 
 TheWanderingNomad: Woooo
 undecided44: Sometimes you need to sharpen the ban hammer so people still fear it.
 JRandomHacker: As someone who worked for 8 years as a caddy, Caddyshack is _extra_ funny
 SirPlumpy: can i call dibs on Marisa?
Midnightskypoet: What character would Cori play?
 Mr_Horrible: "I must hydrate this walnut man'
 Mollylele: tinker tailor solder? I barely know her!
 kid_flashionable: It's so romantic
 forcedreject: They eepy
 BigDaddyBland87: Jokes on you....  
 AceGun_: I would love it if she went to pick him up and he just turned to dust.
Lobo_Apache: being like "wish that was me"
 medmora: 
 lochnessseammonster: she is good at aftercare
 stippledotter: Gotta have a DQ to get a dilly bar
 tod_vom_himmel: shee carries you to the trauma center
 kid_flashionable: @lobo_apache yes exactly
 thatguysteve2709: She takes her prize like a baby in her arms
 Fanklok: Hold on I have to let my wife know
CAKHost: What's the Platonic version of getting Laid? Is that just making a friend?
  Simriel: I'm sure Ian can't do anything unwise while waiting, I mean he doesn't have access to tools or anything right?
CAKHost: Or High-fiving someone?
 LowUpsideCJ: @lochnessseammonster major key
 saucemaster5000: is she poly?
 Gascitygaming: !bracket
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 kid_flashionable: @cakhost getting dessert (platonically)
 CaptainCoriale: @CAKHost maybe it's recommending a song to someone and they actually listen to it
 iris_of_ether: https://clips.twitch.tv/CrowdedPleasantLlamaHoneyBadger-ZmdezwogKXUIcwAB
 medmora: @cakhost  it's eating food together
 dm818: the finals will either be a repeat of WB finals or round 1 which is fun
 definenull: executed
 Mr_Horrible: christ alive that command grab damage on the Akuma health bar
 NorthstarTex: https://clips.twitch.tv/SavageSpeedyShallotDerp-ac-nbsxhCcE9tfA5
 Fanklok: No but you can shoot your shot
 SnowBuddy18: @CAKHost you can get laid platonically
  mowdownjoe: That's the Akuma vs Marisa matchup.
 micalovits: Its eating Garlic bread together
 definenull: SHEEE
BurgerGamer: @CAKHost cooking food for each other
 bytecaster: Is it standard for fighting game tournaments to be followed by a crafting segment?
thatjuantoo: 
 El_Zilcho22: true
  mowdownjoe: Yep
 BusTed: haha
 definenull: HAHA
 control_rig: Hey! I mean, true... but HEY
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 Badchop: man what the f
 Mr_Bitterness: Rude
 wedge_x: 
 themostjoast: real and true tho lmao
 Geldaran: ouch.
 Bearudite: true but hurtful
 werth_it: damn
 Mr_Horrible: now now, I just can't react because I'm bad, not because I'm 32
 DandyGeek: …
thatjuantoo: 
Scar_Red_Tiger: Think that's what happened to FD Signifier playing Tekken
 saucemaster5000: I can react if I've had my metamucil
CurrieAndy: Damn. And here I am at 35...
Lobo_Apache: @Mr_Horrible MOOD
 PandaByName: playing dhalsim, sf2 fan
RitualGlitchZ: I started on SF4 and my reactions are ass
 lochnessseammonster: i'm too old to get into this but that won't stop me 
 PandaByName: 100% pairing
  Simriel: Those people forget that Adam is the Boshi
 lochnessseammonster: i was not even good at games when i was young
 ArdCollider: I have to be in the roller rink from the cover of that one Oso Oso album to kick anyone's ass at Street Fighter.
 NevermorePainting: I dunno, you turned me into paste on your home stream and I'm a bit over half your age
 El_Zilcho22: I can't react because i'm bad and i'm about to be 40.
 ArdCollider: (because that's literally where I learned to play SF2)
RitualGlitchZ: I do play intoxicated regularly tho, so that may be a factor
 saucemaster5000: @lochnessseammonster first fighting game at 38 for me 
 LowUpsideCJ: I can knock a slapshot out of the air with a twig but god I can't di on reaction
 bytecaster: I'm bad, but I was also bad when I was young
Scar_Red_Tiger: "That's reactable" "Could you?" 🥺
CurrieAndy: I NEVER NOTICED MARISA'S RING BEFORE THAT'S SO COLD
 Fanklok: You have to go ultra instinct to react
 Badchop: Whatcha thinkin' about?
 micalovits: Adam acidently trapped his reactions in a jar years ago, and can't let them out again
 Alex_Frostfire: I kind of love how Marisa's L3 just puts you in the corner, always.
offbeatwitch: jesus that punish conversion
 Bearudite: yeah its thinking about taxes
 chrono2x:   
 lochnessseammonster: @saucemaster5000 hell yeah 
 AugmentingPath: I don't react to DIs, I'm too busy being a warrior poet
 saucemaster5000: "No, it's the children's reactions that are wrong"
 SnowBuddy18: "I'm not old, I'm just bad" is big mood
 ManWithTheMask13: If I get hit by a DI I literally call myself old
 werth_it: links nice with it jeez
epsilon_vee: @RitualGlitchZ is there a ballmer curve for this send toot
 NotCainNorAbel: Adam's thinking about what soup is going to served for lunch
  alexsteacy: Too late my aging heart is already broken 
 definenull: ggs what a run
thatjuantoo: -1 farm o7
 control_rig: Woooooah
offbeatwitch: yehaw!
RitualGlitchZ: @epsilon_vee I understand like 3 of these words
 SirPlumpy: aye my wife wins!
 Mr_Horrible: sick fuckin' game holy moly
 kid_flashionable: MAN what a play
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 LowUpsideCJ: What a run
 lochnessseammonster:   
 Alas_Babylon: Hell yeah Coconut, gamer supreme
 saucemaster5000: give it up to coconut for that last half hour!!!!
JinaMahavira:    
 Alas_Babylon: (and Links, hell yeah friendo)
 Symphoneers: o7
 LowUpsideCJ: ggs coconut
 NotCainNorAbel:   
 pn55: 
 MrSarkhan:   
 Mollylele:   
 kid_flashionable:   
 control_rig: Good run Coconut
 spethycakes:   
  mowdownjoe: Ian can wait a bit. We have Grand Finals!
 Mr_Horrible:   
 themostjoast: ggs coconut!!        SUch a sick run!! 
 SnackPak_: 
 the_phantom_game_player: 
CoconutRanger1515: yea losing round 1 was rough
 Mr_Horrible: freed from piss jail
GethynHatch:     
 Bearudite:    
 BusTed: And isn't that the real prize?
Scar_Red_Tiger: Go Piss Girl
 LowUpsideCJ:    
Lobo_Apache: Are the rest of us allowed?
 Alex_Frostfire: I'm cheering for you, Play_guy! Because then the bracket will look like I lost to the champion. 
 iris_of_ether:    
 spethycakes: The real loser was Coconut's bladder
epsilon_vee: @RitualGlitchZ https://xkcd.com/323/
 saucemaster5000: (Looks down at puddle) uh... I'm good
 AceGun_: o7
CAKHost: Maybe Platonic isn't the right word to use. I'm queer is which does have ace tones to it so I'm not up for "getting laid" in the literal sense. I do like the idea of fixing food or giving food for each other thou; even if that reinforces sex as a drive, which it isn't (I think. I read a book on it that said so but it has been a while)
 Gascitygaming: I'll piss in the sink
 blepharic:    
optimalbook: everyone gets 5 seconds with the toilet
 kid_flashionable: Go Piss Girl
thatjuantoo: 
 bytecaster: Equivalent exchange
 Symphoneers: Balance in all things.
 the_phantom_game_player: 
 Fruan: Fighting, streaming, pooping
 Mr_Horrible: there *ALREADY* aren't enough of them
 CaptainKranok: There's only one Oki Oki Bathroom Pass to go around.
BurgerGamer: the law of epissalent exchange
 kid_flashionable: God Marisa's makeup is SO GOOD
 Mr_Horrible: Adam!
 SnowBuddy18: what if we work it out to each take 20 minute shifts of not using the toilet?
 ThorSokar: It's an outhouse but with no walls, so that's nice I guess
 kid_flashionable: I wish I could do eyeliner like that
 ManWithTheMask13: Coconut and I both came up from losers
 saucemaster5000: I'm using my second snap to make six dollar footlongs $3.99
RitualGlitchZ: @epsilon_vee And now it all makes sense
 bytecaster: Another person can only use the toilet if they have the philosophers stone
RitualGlitchZ: ty
 control_rig: Real and true, Adam
 Bearudite: Idk play guy is used to being outta the room 
 kid_flashionable: She's amazing, true true
 RetroHibiscus: is there a bracket reset for this grand finals?
 SirPlumpy: keep spittin that TRUTH adam 
 SnowBuddy18: @saucemaster5000 $3.99 Canadian?
Ferisar: can't shake... with these drugs
 control_rig: The finisher where she kisses her knuckles before punching is... whuff
 LowUpsideCJ: ken is exceedingly nice with it
 Badchop: My hands shake in raids/GMs in Destiny 2, it sucks
 kid_flashionable: Like I wish I could be carried by her, my bisexual booty is weak to that kind of stuff
 Zaneysed: I had teh same pre tourney jitters I got from mtg today before the toureny
 mister_nibbles: thats why i never do any kind of pvp thing, could never get past the shaking
 Gascitygaming: I remember watching an online Tournament adam was in and like half the chat was LRR folk and the commentators were wondering who Adam was for all the support happening
 lochnessseammonster: yes, love to see it 
 Gascitygaming: was amazing
 lochnessseammonster: same bestie
Ferisar: just big quads
 Sparkana42: Man play_guy knows their kill ranges.
Ferisar: nothing else
 bytecaster: Monoquad
 kid_flashionable: Same
 glitched_goddess: I will never get over that blanka mascot
 SuitablyEpic: I want to put DolLRRS on these matches
 kragmabutch: marisa is the biggest transition goals
 dm818: a big heart
RitualGlitchZ: huge... tracks of land
 Obos_TAB: You want her to own a college dorm room?
 Mr_Horrible: Big Quads is necessary but not sufficient
grandmastersson: just a pair of huge quads
thatjuantoo: 
grandmastersson: nothing else
 inconsideratehat: Weak for some big lumberjane shoulders
 control_rig: Awwww
 pn55: 
 undecided44: She's got huge... tracts of land
 lochnessseammonster: stop i can't 
RitualGlitchZ: God I need to watch Holy Grail again, it's been over a year
 ghizmou: she carries you home after leg day
 the_phantom_game_player: 
 ManWithTheMask13: I'm going to eat a house
 SirPlumpy: Please, I can only be an Adam stan so much lmao
 Mr_Horrible: hit him with the "You're doing great sweetie"
 themostjoast: lmfao
 kid_flashionable: Awwww!
Scar_Red_Tiger: With the player avatar the game has non-euclidean body typer
 themostjoast: deeply wholesome content
RitualGlitchZ: I'd eat out Dr. House
 saucemaster5000: That's how you catch them
thatjuantoo: 
 iris_of_ether: OMFG
Scar_Red_Tiger: He wasnt usinng that leg anyway
BurgerGamer: ritual, pls
 ManWithTheMask13: He's gone
 Fanklok: She catches you spotting your squat then curls it
 LowUpsideCJ: Match is straight gas
Lobo_Apache: @RitualGlitchZ Respect
 ThorSokar: House would just take amphetamines so he COULD react
 kid_flashionable: I feel like Marisa would be a good cook too
 Kidror: House always claims its Wake Up Super and its never is, until he's right once and everyone pops off
 SnowBuddy18: @ThorSokar yeah, house would lose games 1 and 2, take amphetamines, and run the table
 ThorSokar: @SnowBuddy18 EXACTLY
 kid_flashionable: It would be
Scar_Red_Tiger: She's a Jeweler in lore
 inconsideratehat: Sheclassy AF
 hesterbyrde: Those are kitten heels I think and they would be hell to fight in
 El_Zilcho22: the Magnus hair
 AceGun_: She designed her accessories herself.
 ManWithTheMask13: @kid_flashionable I know she is one. She cooked me in round 1 
 inconsideratehat: Yeah same.
 kid_flashionable: @scar_red_tiger REALLY??
 Lysander_salamander: do the  folks in the Discord also do Killer Instinct tourneys?
  alexsteacy: How many teeth chips are in that ring
 SnowBuddy18: yeah, the hair of the other outfit
 Chartle: pan creation?
 kid_flashionable: @manwiththemask13  
RitualGlitchZ: Damn, he hit the fancy Ken combo for the extra 8 damage
 spethycakes: so she hits opponents in the pancreas? bold
 kid_flashionable: That is amazing, she really is the perfect person
 AceGun_: @Lysander_salamander Many of us try.
 josh___something: Pan-kra-ti-on
 bytecaster: Giant hands, tiny magnifying glass
 SirPlumpy: I've learned about Marisa existing in the last hour and I'm now wondering how I lived life up till now
 Lysander_salamander: cool
 Mr_Horrible: accurate
 control_rig: Well it starts out as coal though, she just squeezes it into gems
 CaptainSpam: I choose to believe that literally everybody in the SF world just fights each other at any given moment.
 Badchop: that sounds like an IFCYipes joint
 LowUpsideCJ: oh my god it is bodega ken
 Lysander_salamander: Like a bodega cat?
Lobo_Apache: Are they tims?? I always thought they were uggs
 ManWithTheMask13: My boy Yipes
 LurkerSpine: !next
 josh___something: His USERNAME is bodegaKen
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 tod_vom_himmel: https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/streetfighter/images/0/0e/Marisa%27s_craft.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000?cb=20230607083550
 Pywodwagon: @CaptainSpam that is what world tour implies
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hitting someone in the pancreas is anatomically difficult considering how deep in the torso it is
 Gascitygaming: @CaptainSpam that's literally the single player storymode lol
 Mr_Horrible: that's a Ken that's picking up benadryl from a dude who knows his first name at 2am
seanmrwick: how was TTSF
RitualGlitchZ: When are they gonna add Evil Ryu to 6?
 josh___something: Well, CFN username
 SnowBuddy18: Ken and Ryu both have big divorced dad energy
 bytecaster: @seanmrwick still coming up
 Obos_TAB: nice
seanmrwick: @bytecaster oh sweet!
 BrowneePoints: Oh snap there's a drop going on right now with Bokksu!
 control_rig: Kick to the shins
 stippledotter: Can you imagine Black Friday in the street fighter world?
  Simriel: DadKen is such a look
RitualGlitchZ: I want to relive my Axe Kick loop glory days
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @stippledotter What about just a normal sale day?
 kid_flashionable: I like that Marisa crouching is Ken's height, wow
 josh___something: Ryu's too busy to finding the answer that lies in the heart of battle
 BrowneePoints: I just realized they're doing a Bokksu Drop so I can gift subs and get food
Ferisar: ken is in hiding
 BrowneePoints: no he's on the Run
 josh___something: Ryu is FATHER
 definenull: boom divorced?
 PandaByName: I'm not sure Ryu thinks about Ken that often
 korvys: Clearly they are divorced from each other
 josh___something: But not divorced dad
 bytecaster: Being framed for murder is not the same as divorce
 Zaneysed: No he's just poor and framed for a terroism
 BrowneePoints: Framed for murder and trying to exonerate his name
 AceGun_: Ken is separated, but he's sure they will work it out.
 BrowneePoints: Ken is a good dude!
RitualGlitchZ: Ken literally has children, Ryu is 1000% asexual
 dzee_szed: Ken got taken by a crypto scheme and lost all his money
 saucemaster5000: Ken thinks putting on deodorant in the morning counts as "showering"
 LowUpsideCJ: that's why he's buying smokes at the corner store
 MWGNZ: Guile doesnt pay taxes
 kid_flashionable: Ryu is just Goku but not married
 BrowneePoints: Ryu is 100% Grey Ace
 bytecaster: And then he hadoukens the truck
 Sogheim: Ken won't sleep on your couch, but he will sit in your living room all night talking
 Saintnex: yea, Ryu is super asexual 
brobafett91: Ken isn't wearing timbs he's wearing vans half cabs
 iris_of_ether: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ritualglitchz I would buy that considering he is the embodiment of nothingness
CurrieAndy: @RitualGlitchZ ryu is married only to the truth of the fight
 Saintnex: exactly Adam
 AceGun_: Guile thinks his military service should count.
 forcedreject: Unrelated I hope you get many Bezos bucks
RitualGlitchZ: Guile was literally an american hero
 josh___something: The only thing Ryan from streets is fucking is THE SPIRIT OF BATTLE
 wedge_x: @MWGNZ holy shit, amazing
 chrono2x: Active military don't pay taxes on their wages if I remember correctly
 El_Zilcho22: 
 Leebo140: It'd make Guile more American if he didn't pay taxes
 BrowneePoints: For Chat, if you wanna help with the subathon and get stuff, they're doing a Bokksu drop for 2 gifted subs!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @sogheim Worse, he’ll do tai chi like in that one episode of Brooklyn 99
 saucemaster5000: then you shouldn't have said something wrong
 BrowneePoints: Add a couple minutes and get snacks!
 roefizzlebeef: banger first time chat though
 bytecaster: I'm not a first time chatter, am I allowed to criticize?
RitualGlitchZ: I think Guile single-handedly won WW2
 BrowneePoints: Guile is in the Air Force
  Juliamon: Bokksu has the good shit, that's a dope drop opportunity
 simplydavemn: Ken's the type of person who would say Applebees is his favorite restaurant without realizing it was a part of a chain.
 AceGun_: Third party
 BusTed: Adam knew that. He was just farming engagement.
 Kaaosa: guile does not vote
 BrowneePoints: He votes
 SnowBuddy18: Guile votes and tries to vote twice
 kid_flashionable: Guile votes for sure
 ArdCollider: Guile doesn't vote AND tells you it's because he doesn't want jury duty
 PandaByName: Guile is the most voting person
BurgerGamer: guile votes
 gualdhar: Guile's an NRA member
 ManWithTheMask13:  votes
 bytecaster: When Guile votes you hear "Sonic Boom" from the booth
 saucemaster5000: Guile votes in person but doesn't understand the machine
 Mr_Horrible: Guile fills out every slot on that ballot, brother
 SirPlumpy: Guile listens to NPR on the way to work
 kid_flashionable: Whether he votes well is another thing entirely
 dzee_szed: Guile has to care about universal healthcare at this point
 LowUpsideCJ: Don't ask who he votes for tho
 Mollylele: Guile's a Libertarian
 IvanRussel: Guile only votes 3rd party
  Simriel: Canonically Yoshi is a tax evader
 BrowneePoints: Guile is NOT an NRA member, but he IS in the Air Force
 Pywodwagon: Guille is a centrist
 rosesmcgee: Guile votes in state and local elections. And he seals his tax returns with a kiss
 Mr_Horrible: damn, I've been had
 CaptainKranok: He votes, but he checks all the boxes and spoils his ballot.
goombalax: Guile's a Never Trump Republican
 CaptainSpam: Guile is either first in line first thing in the morning or he's got his ballot in the mail as soon as he gets it.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: He’s in the military, they have voting on the base/ship
 ContingentCat: bigger than before
 Ciijay: Guile is Airforce, remember! That means he's one of the smarty pants
thatjuantoo: 
 iris_of_ether: Bigger Than Before
 lochnessseammonster:   
 Morrigan9: today*
 AceGun_: Guile goes to vote, and then just doesn't pick anyone.
 the_phantom_game_player: I hope Ian doesnt mind this cutting into TTSF
 Sogheim: Guile bleeds red, white, & blue and doctors still don't know why
KeytarCat: Guile has faith in the electoral college
 Alas_Babylon: Guile is just Hank Hill with better hair
 SnowBuddy18: you're welcome
 RothonWylar: Moo
 Saintnex: guile votes independent every time lol
 MrSarkhan:   
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 Kaaannaaa: oink oink
 squantanomo: It's honest work
 Jturbobanana: I consent to farming
optimalbook: which sf6 character do you think tips the best
 Solahwin_Tampramain: oh shit I am being mind controlled
 Gascitygaming: no you didn't! wait.....DAMMIT
 shendaras: 
 CaptainSpam: MENTOK!  MIND-TAKING!
 eshplode: You can't make me say anything
 kid_flashionable:  NO
 bytecaster: Eh, I don't mind
 NorthstarTex: yest masters from lrr
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 dzee_szed: Guile hates Bison (a fascist) with a fucking passion, he's a secret socialist at this point because he sees what happens to countries with no social services
Lobo_Apache: Farm Me Adam-ddy
 themostjoast: I miss being in control of my own actions
grandmastersson: bahhh
 Cinnabat: I'm being harvested, yay 
 nfwise: Baa baa im a sheep
 inconsideratehat: Yeah I get the humour/theme of Marissa's hair being shaped like a chalcidian helmet, I just wish it was more ...subtle? I guess?
 DrakoniteDev: I am a radish
 bagfullofbees: oh no I got farmed
 BigDaddyBland87: I am writing to say you haven't farmed me
 josh___something: Hey WAIT A MINUTE
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Ukon_Cairns: i cant believe he farmed my engagement like this 
 Kaaannaaa: moo moo
 SirPlumpy: I have to have a mind to be controlled 
 simplydavemn: Ken probably promotes his own Crypto when he's not fighting.
 josh___something:   
 CodeIndigo: what a load of crop.
 saucemaster5000: can't control what you can't comprehend
 Veraphage: Guile says 'sonic boom to the polls'
 dm818: ggs
brobafett91: @simplydavemn ken was the head of a multi billion dollar family corporation, he's never had Applebee's
patrick_stonecrusher: Mentos The Freshmaker?
 Gascitygaming: 2-1ken
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: @the_phantom_game_player They already got it cleared, TTSF will still be an hour apparently as they over estimated time for the movie
 ManWithTheMask13: I'm a Gief player, there's no mind to control 
Scar_Red_Tiger: @Alas_Babylon Holding down back with THAT trunk?
 micalovits: 3-1
EvilBadman: Sowed and farmable
CurrieAndy: We don't ask, we don't borrow, we don't lease, we TAKE the minds.
 definenull: GGS
 Bearudite: 3 -1
 CommiePuddin: All Glory to HypnoAdsm
 kid_flashionable:   
 bytecaster: Perfectly on time
 dzee_szed: @simplydavemn Ken's story in SF6 is literally that he lost his money to a crypto scam
thatjuantoo: 
 AceGun_: Congrats! Play_guy!
RitualGlitchZ: Gaming
 MrSarkhan:    
 blepharic:     
  mowdownjoe: GGs!
 spethycakes:   
 Alas_Babylon: What a stellar tourney
 josh___something: GGS
 pn55:   
 BrowneePoints: Next year we drown Ken
 underhill33:   
RitualGlitchZ: only 10 mins over?
 Obos_TAB: Hey wow! Grats Play Guy!
 definenull: its kenough
 josh___something: Fuckin KENNETH
 themostjoast: ggs  Links!!       
SmoreThanAFeelin:    
 Thefluffiestguineapig:    
 NorthstarTex: Marisa almost had it
 hesterbyrde: Ken banned next year
 ManWithTheMask13: GGS GGS GSS
 kid_flashionable: KEN IS YHE BODEGA WINNE4
 BusTed: 
 Alas_Babylon: Hey, we sent Marisa to the finals!
 Sylenctone: GG
 ThorSokar: Hell, the "Hours Left" timer has 2h10min MORE time on it than when you started, you are very much NOT getting fired
  Simriel: Blanka mascot is adorable
 eshplode:   
Links_Kun: ggs
 nfwise: woot woot
Ferisar: ken the honest mid tier at it again
 CypherRaze: Playguy went from being DQ'd to winning, let's goooo
 spethycakes: Next year, Ken is banned
 lochnessseammonster:   
 Athelgar: ggs
 iris_of_ether:    
 Pywodwagon: Ban Ken next year
 CaptainSpam: A fine tournament, Adam!
 play_guy01: ken won last year? lool
 kid_flashionable: WINNERRR
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 RetroHibiscus:   
 Ukon_Cairns:  
TheAinMAP:   
 hesterbyrde: thanks for the stream y'all!
 ManWithTheMask13:    
 the_phantom_game_player:     
 Simonark: Sagat has a perfectly functional eye under that patch. Wears it for “Respect”
  mowdownjoe:   
 enbyKriss: GGs 
patrick_stonecrusher:   
 Pseudonym_Ken: Yo, Ken wins!
 magical_writer: Thank you it was amazing
 RothonWylar: Time to learn Ken I guess
 Lysander_salamander: Thanks for hosting this!
 ghizmou: Great stream, thanks to both of you
thatjuantoo: 
 pn55: 
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Dog_of_Myth:   
 the_phantom_game_player: It was fun
 Sylenctone:   
 Mollylele:    
 7gorobei: Oken Oken fight club
 chrono2x:    
 Irsaan: @play_guy01 called it  you did great!
Riandisa: Thanks everyone for the awesome tourney
 Obos_TAB: Great games everyone
 Pseudonym_Ken: It was fun!
 twinnAJ:   
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: GG
 Bearudite: hit Play Dude with the VIP Belt
 kid_flashionable:     
 dankmemeter:   
 LowUpsideCJ: sick tournament
 lochnessseammonster: 
 thatguysteve2709: So much fun
 dzee_szed: thanks for tourney~
 stippledotter:  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam you are the best!!! And Cori came up to Oki Oki energy well
 shendaras:   
 Astramentha:       
CAKHost: Thanks for this stream!
 Lysander_salamander: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry at Thu 07:00 PM PDT (11m ago).
 ButterBall000: TTSF
 Gascitygaming:   
 hesterbyrde: Thanks for the stream y'all!
 themostjoast: This was great TY for doing it!
 Mr_Horrible: Ken's 100% championship rate in the Subathon Oki Oki Tournament maintained
 Thefluffiestguineapig: All of us troglodytes
brobafett91: Streaming some evo this weekend?
 enbyKriss: This was very fun Adam! 
  mowdownjoe: Time for Ian to make noms!
 simplydavemn: @dzee_szed Makes sense, but I didn't know that...
BurgerGamer: honestly, didn't go over by that much
 CodenameBluebird1: thanks Adam and Cori!!!
Lobo_Apache: See y'all on the ladder!
 Mr_Horrible: thanks for putting this together, Adam!
 Welbog: What's Ian tinkering?
 SaxPython: lol
  Juliamon: It might take a lil bit to transfer the VIP belt, be patient pls
 El_Zilcho22: ggs!
 spethycakes: 
 Mr_Horrible: brackets are hard as fuck to run, dude, you did good
 50keyz: thank you!
 kid_flashionable: Yaaaay
 BusTed: 
 BrowneePoints: Remember to gift 2 subs real quick and get a bokksu Drop Chat!
 50keyz: 
RitualGlitchZ: Merry submass, peace yall
  mowdownjoe: @welbog Some kind of food.
 Mollylele: @Welbog we about to find out!
 the_phantom_game_player: Ji Ian
 BrowneePoints: while they're still on SF6!
 ShaneLeeAtk: Hello, Ian!
 ManWithTheMask13: THANKS FOR HAVING US ADAM
 bytecaster: Blurry Ian!
 undecided44: Thank you for sharing your passion, Adam.
 ManWithTheMask13: It was great to be here
 ghizmou: Hi Ian
 bytecaster: I am very tuned
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian with the drumming
 DandyGeek: Oh crap, I should go make a character
 Astramentha:   
That_One_Purple_Fox: Is the PPR today?
 MTGRanger: @That_One_Purple_Fox Sunday
Lanthess: Today, Ian shows us how to unblurry the studio.
 kid_flashionable: Good passion good passion
  Juliamon: !ppr
  LRRbot: The Bloomburrow PPR will be on Sunday, 21 July at 10am PDT! More info forthcoming.
 hvhTim: @bytecaster BlrryIan
thatjuantoo: 
 BigDaddyBland87: Tinker Tailor Solder Dance!
CAKHost: Is the Elden Ring Co-op going to be in the DLC or just base game?
 Saintnex: heck yea, blurry Ian dance
 Mollylele: Ian Blurner
 The_Color_Twelve:   
tinpantithesis: can we get a highlight reel of everyone dancing behind the Stay Tuned bumpers?
CAKHost: Ian The Dance Horner
 midnightcurryjazz: 
 aquinas_0: PPR after sub-athon is a lot
 BusTed: gauss-Ian blur
 Sylenctone: Dancing Blur!
CAKHost: If people clip them sure!
 Simonark: Will the highlight reel contain a collection of dance off blurriness?
 iris_of_ether: @Simonark It did last year, FWIW
Lanthess: @BusTed nice
 Solahwin_Tampramain: if you clip it, perhaps!
 bytecaster: Clip it, that's the ticket
 themostjoast: kay be right there
Grumpingtoon: I recall James did a PPR after driving back from Dawson at the end of Road Quest
 simplydavemn: @Simonark I mean if enough people clip it, then probably.
 Saintnex: @cakhost I hopes it’s not the dlc lol, I wanna watch but I haven’t gotten there yet 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: If you clip it, it may happen
 Sunidesus: Awww
 iris_of_ether: Dawwwww
 BigDaddyBland87: daww
 bytecaster: Cute
 WellFedGames: Aww
 Simonark: You act like I’m competent enough to use basic chat functions.
 definenull: awww
 ShaneLeeAtk: D'awww
WardsarTheWriter: If you want a tip, you gotta clip!
 magical_writer: awww, we saw that.
  Sarah_Serinde: The best thing you can do to get something into the highlight reel is to make clips 
 definenull: 
 Irsaan:  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: They love each other!
 Mollylele: ewww
 the_phantom_game_player: I assume they'll make a stream  highlight reel for the subathon?
 bytecaster: Good thing this was blurred or otherwise we'd get in trouble with TOS
 Solahwin_Tampramain: its like they are in a loving and caring relationship!
  Sarah_Serinde: @the_phantom_game_player That's a pretty safe assumption
 definenull: mic 5
 magical_writer: no sound?
 chrono2x: mic 5
 Shadwhawk: No audio
 iris_of_ether: https://clips.twitch.tv/HyperDreamyTireNinjaGrumpy-oYPix2wX34ItAX5b
 Valhallan597: audio
 hesterbyrde: no audio
 Thaezar: mic 5
 dzee_szed: mic 5
 gualdhar: mic5
 Brozard: Mic 5!
 Jturbobanana: no sound
 wordmogul: uh oh
 Dog_of_Myth: Mic 5
 simplydavemn: Sound!
 SnackPak_: 
 Saintnex: whoops
 BigDaddyBland87: oh dar
drawnbinary: muted ian
 NevermorePainting: mic  5!!
 Mollylele: 
AndyDaMage: do it again Ian
 the_phantom_game_player: Your mic is muted
 mweepigeon: ope
BurgerGamer: mic 5!
 apennamedquill: as is tradition
 josh___something: Mic 5
 AugmentingPath: good energy, no sound
 BrowneePoints: Brilliant Mime Performance Ian
 GameSageZB: But I can hear it in my head just fine!
  Juliamon: vintage TTSF mic goof
AndyDaMage: redo
 hesterbyrde: Still muted
 dzee_szed: blah blah blah blah blah blah WELCOME blah blah blah blah SUBATHON blah blah blah
 bytecaster: Still no audio
 omdorastrix: I need a little more Ian in my headphones...
 teddywhosabear: still nope
 bagfullofbees: hello quiet Ian
 Jturbobanana: can anyone here read lips?
 Welbog: 
 BrowneePoints: Bloody GOod Miming
 LordZarano: Do-over!
 mweepigeon: he really is so emotive
Lanthess: REDO
 Symphoneers: I crave an audible Ian.
 ProcyonFlynn: As is Tradition 
 iris_of_ether:  
 stippledotter: Love charades!
Scar_Red_Tiger: Love the energy tho
 definenull: is this a bit?
 Solahwin_Tampramain: none audio still
 bytecaster: But I'm trying to learn to lipread
DragonOfTheVoidd: we can not hear the ian!
 serramarkov: Mic 5
 LowUpsideCJ: No audio at all not just the mic
AndyDaMage: nope, do it again
 DistrustingSpectator: still no sound
 Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra : Ian uncharacteristically quiet.
 Symphoneers: Still no audio.
 Sunidesus: third time's the charm?
 mweepigeon: yippee!
 chrono2x: sound
  Juliamon: ah he got there
DragonOfTheVoidd: iaaaaaaaannnn
 LordChrusher: I have no snare in my headphone
drawnbinary: an ian with sound is an ideal ian
 jimber_jam: sound!
 Dog_of_Myth: There we go
 hesterbyrde: THERE WE GO!
 Brozard: Sound!
 teddywhosabear: there we go
 LowUpsideCJ: Hey Ben
SmoreThanAFeelin: 
 definenull: BEN
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 BusTed: there we go
WardsarTheWriter: Hahahaha
  Sarah_Serinde: Thanks Ben 
MaddogM: press the on button?
 ButterBall000: Footage for the next late night dub fight
 Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra : There we go.
 SnackPak_:   
 iris_of_ether: oh no
 the_phantom_game_player: Ooops
 roefizzlebeef: BEN
 bytecaster: New button!
 josh___something: 
 Welbog: New button alert
 BigDaddyBland87: oh there's a button!
 Saintnex: HAH
 xantos69: I love how much of a rampage he is on.
 MrSarkhan: New button!
 Stella_Noctis: 
 wordmogul: yay Ben!
 dzee_szed: There's a new button this!!!
 nfwise: yeah new button
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp
 Solahwin_Tampramain: ben press the new button!
 VorlonScout: This was just the footage for the next Late Night Dub Fight
 avi_miller: I wanna see Ian dub muted Ian
  Sarah_Serinde: I didn't see a thing
 Obsolete2885: Ben is bad with buttons!
 hesterbyrde: What happened? We saw nothing!
 NullColaShip: Nu button, hu dis?
 Lysander_salamander: oh, a cooking episode!
 TheNerdWonder: Ben: THERE'S A BUTTON!
 Symphoneers: Hi Ben   
 wedge_x: new button who this
 BusTed: mulligan
epsilon_vee: there we go, audio good
 pn55: "There's a button!" - Ben
 RubikDarkwill: There's a BUTTON!
 dzee_szed: clip that ffs
 control_rig: We saw nothing
 SaxPython: !clip
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
 Welbog: Good evening, hello
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 margieargie: Ah, glad TTSF is just now starting
 Gascitygaming: there's a (new) BUTTON!
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: i had my eyes closed
TheAinMAP: "Oh there's a button!!"
 omdorastrix: That clip would make a good clip to dub later
 BluJester: oh hey its starting
 baltimore_667083: 
 GameSageZB: I'm excited for the TTSF stream upcoming!
 the_phantom_game_player: Lets run it back
 mister_nibbles: perfection 
CAKHost: That's wasn't a bit?!
WardsarTheWriter: Clip it for the reel!
 magical_writer: it would be so funny if we came back the second time and Ben had muted Ian.
 simplydavemn: @Symphoneers I would totoally listen to AudioBooks read by Ian!
 spethycakes: 
  Chaos Treader: Muted.
  Simriel: Mic 5
  John Potter: Muted
Yellowmaster52: I thought it was a bit
 CodeIndigo: 
 SusanTD: Ah, just made it in time for the start.
TheAinMAP:   
Riandisa: Yay cooking with Ian!
tinpantithesis: time loop? time loop
 josh___something: "oh THERE'S A BUTTON"
 DrakoniteDev: no audio ttsf intro, as is tradition
 undecided44: New button, who stream-deck?
  Sarah_Serinde: !subathon
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 control_rig: Wooo
Lanthess: Got it first try!
 dzee_szed: i have no idea how to clip things but that deserved it
MaddogM: 3rd time lucky
 the_phantom_game_player: Hello highlight reel
 medmora: XD
 foopoiuyt: I thought we were watch tinker tailor solder mime.
 iris_of_ether: https://clips.twitch.tv/AthleticFineCheeseDeIlluminati-HbTATnt9v1seYRA0
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I see bacon and garlic and I’m excited
excalgold: Hello Chef Ian
Scar_Red_Tiger: Go Piss Girl
 HbombAndFriends: Goodnight, Paul.
 omdorastrix: First try!  Ever forward, never learning
 50keyz: let paul go home or did Heather/James/Beej murder him?
  Juliamon: Part One!
 Singenmeister: holy crap that timer went up when I wasn’t looking!
  Juliamon: Singenmeister We had a 100-bomb
 Solahwin_Tampramain: https://clips.twitch.tv/HedonisticRelentlessKuduHeyGuys-N9TfuMD9eTjvjjjV
 bytecaster: Do we get a recap next episode with the DBZ music?
 Lysander_salamander: Oh, pork belly!
 JRandomHacker: Sous vide is cheating, and I say that in the best way
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh pork belly
  Simriel: Yup... an entirely planned bit
  Simriel: !subathon
  Chaos Treader: Everything is a bit until proven otherwise
  Simriel: Hi Ben!
 Strebenherz: D'aww
 iris_of_ether: Yay Serious Eats!
 full_st0p: ooh baby a kenji recipe
 the_phantom_game_player: @Solahwin_Tampramain Nice
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I wish I knew how to work with it
 JRandomHacker: You just start it, and then you get the best steak of your life
 TwoBitSlim: Sounds 😋
 Dog_of_Myth: @Singenmeister Lots of gifted subs during the street fighter
 BusTed: 😋
 eshplode: Oooh
MaddogM: are we going to have a Sous vide cam for the rest of the subathon?
 TheMandrew: or toss it into the sea
  bv310: Oooooooh, deepfried
 the_phantom_game_player: Sounds good
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I assume the Oki Oki tournament caused a torrent of subs and bits
 korvys: But only if people sub enough to make the subathon last that long
 Solahwin_Tampramain: @the_phantom_game_player thanks!
 Saintnex: mmm snacks
 bytecaster: @korvys As I always say: "Sub for pork"
 Dog_of_Myth: @Thefluffiestguineapig It did
 TwoBitSlim: So what is a sou vide, and what does it do?
 Lysander_salamander: whenever I hear about slow-cooking pork bellies, I am reminded of the comedic interview of musician Gakt, talking about pork bellies.
 Solahwin_Tampramain: oh heck thats a lot of meat
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That’s a lot of meat
 eshplode: I was just looking for things to use my sous vide for. I need to try this
 the_phantom_game_player: @Solahwin_Tampramain You're welcome
seanmrwick: hello Ian
seanmrwick: ooooh is this Pork Belly?
 Easilycrazyhat: That's a lot of pork.
 ButterBall000: 1/15 the scale
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  Juliamon: TwoBitSlim Sous vide, a form of low-temperature slow cooking
excalgold: i am putting a Sous vide on my christmas list....
goombalax: if we need 16.5 hours in order to complete this Sous Vide, is it the most expensive pancetta ever?
 Welbog: Brother, bring the macroplane
 mericlese: 100 100 100 100 100
 RedAlexxis: Yay!  get some pork on your fork! 250
CAKHost: https://clips.twitch.tv/TenuousProtectiveStinkbugCorgiDerp-PBVAdqMFd2tE2o4u
 BusTed: wild
 Lysander_salamander: dang
WardsarTheWriter: -Gimli voice- Mmm... salted pork?
 bytecaster: Saltseller, I need your strongest salt
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Huh
 the_phantom_game_player: @Easilycrazyhat He's making it for the Subathon finalle
seanmrwick: same here in the US apparently
 PharaohBender27 returns from a break and thanks the folks who got the total to be over 19 hours 
epsilon_vee: oh no
 Lysander_salamander: not even icecream salt?
 simplydavemn: No salt sellers for your salt cellar?
 iris_of_ether: I had problems finding kosher salt in the US earlier this year!
seanmrwick: there has been a kosher salt shortage recently
 PharaohBender27: *the time remaining
  alexsteacy: Aw buddy I could have spared sime
  alexsteacy: *Some
 mericlese: rofl
AndyDaMage: damn Ian, it's nearly lunchtime and this is not helping
seanmrwick: hey @alexsteacy glad to see you
 jjcard: hey Alex!
 HbombAndFriends: 74
 Solahwin_Tampramain: yeah I just ate and now im jungry again
 iris_of_ether: Yes yes, bloom those spices
 ThorSokar: Fun fact: you can swap Kosher Salt for Pickling Salt (in general the recipies are about salt grain size, not type)
RTwo28: I'm late, what's being tinkered, tailored, or fried?
 JRandomHacker: aw yiss pork and fennel
Scarbble: here for grinding and rubbing
 Welbog: Damn, fennel is bussing great
seanmrwick: what kind of pork are you Sous Viding tonight? Because my sister was telling me about my brother in law's recipe
Lanthess: @RTwo28 started late, so you're on time
 simplydavemn: The latest survey states that over 60% of salt declares as unaffiliated religiously.
 ThorSokar: how much did Ian say that thing he has weighed?
 Gascitygaming: 2 lb
 Solahwin_Tampramain: 1-2 pounds?
seanmrwick: I'm guessing internet folks like "Uncle Roger" will be super Happy
 BrowneePoints: I just had a heart attack thinking that was my fire alarm
 Lysander_salamander: is it possible to sous vide in a slow-cooker, or are the temperatures wrong?
RTwo28: Same @browneepoints
 LowUpsideCJ: @BrowneePoints yeah i jumped
 JRandomHacker: That's a teaspoon
 korvys: That's a teaspoon
 Solahwin_Tampramain: @BrowneePoints oh nooo!
 Gadora: Did a quick refresh, and it's still set to Street Fighter 6.
 Sunidesus: Oh, I should make popcorn for movie night...
WardsarTheWriter: The scent of meat to accompany some horror schlock? Sounds pretty good!
  Juliamon: Gadora don't worry about it
KeytarCat: a third of a tablespoon is a teaspoon
LibraryWitchKei: Yeah still saying SF6 for me. And giving me the twitch drops message
 BITs19_: no but seriously, what is he making again?
 Easilycrazyhat: You know what they say - "Cooking is a science...ish"
 Gadora: @Juliamon *thumbs up*
 iris_of_ether: Thankfully the sous vide doesn't generally smell like much while it's bagged up
Genie_M: Toasted fennel smell is wonderful
thatjuantoo: 
seanmrwick: is there a Costco in Victoria or Canada?
  Juliamon: Take advantage of the drop while you can
LibraryWitchKei: @Juliamon 
 ShaneLeeAtk: I am sure Clint would approve
 simplydavemn: @BITs19_ Souve Pork Belly.
 korvys: All hail Kevin MacLeod (I assume)
 roefizzlebeef: hell yeah LGR!
  Juliamon: There is a Food category
 Doncromatic: what we making?
 TallynNyntyg: @seanmrwick There is exactly one in all of Canada, and it's in Newfoundland. It's a superstore and hard to reach.
 BrowneePoints: well that was weird
 Doncromatic: btw chat i am no longer driving the truck
 korvys: You could do the water drop thing
epsilon_vee: @seanmrwick not in victoria proper but nearby in langford iirc
 korvys: You have a bucket of water
  Sarah_Serinde: @TallynNyntyg That is absolutely not true, there are multiple Costcos in Canada
 PharaohBender27: So, out of curiosity, how quickly can you change the temperature on a device like that?
 BrowneePoints: air is blowing into someone's mic
 Saintnex: BEN NO
 iris_of_ether: Ben no
 Strebenherz: That's ... a great idea
RTwo28: Princess auto, they have everything
 josh___something: Benjamin no
  Pharmacistjudge: i just sprinkle water and see how fast it evaporates
 TallynNyntyg: "A finger is the thermometer of the flesh." -Ben Ulmer, 2024
 Despoiler98:   PRINCESS AUTO
 bytecaster: The tongue is the thermometer of the face
Genie_M: For some amount of temperature
 Krillin_fan: "A finger is the thermometer of the flesh" ~Ben 2024
 BrowneePoints: air gone now
 SquareDotCube: a slight splash of water also works
 LordChrusher: No Costco in Victoria but there is one in Langford
 hvhTim: surface temp of a stainless pan is key to preventing sticking
 PharaohBender27: Like if you go, "I want to turn this down a bit," how long is the delay?
 Saintnex: We are definitely getting a bit
 BrowneePoints: if your spices have lots of oils toast them*
Boomyakalolo: as a pan can confirm it's too hot
 betweenmyself: fingers are sometimes prone to sudden heat-based catastrophic failure though.
 Easilycrazyhat: Heat makes everything taste better.
j_crane330: toasty
 ButterBall000: One day smellovision will work
 Kaaosa: heat isn't real
 korvys: Hooray for induction
  Pharmacistjudge: except ice cream
 IanAllenBird: when will loadingreadyrun invest in smell-o-vision technology
  Pharmacistjudge: no heat with ice cream
 simplydavemn: Can you smell what Your Boy is cooking?
 bytecaster: Heat is just the world having the zoomies
 Lysander_salamander: next tinker tailor solder fry project -- making trivets.
 chrono2x: smell based internet technology could be a good and bad thing
CAKHost: Dear Doctor Ian, have you ever cooked with long pepper? I've heard it is an interesting pepper from the usual peppercorns typically used in western cooking.
 protojman: unporked hands
 bytecaster: Unporked flesh thermos
 Gascitygaming: these hands? totally porked
ImmortalLen: Ian... stop
 josh___something: "unporked hands"
  bv310: @PharaohBender27 Noticeably quicker than the resistance coils on my stove
 VorlonScout: @PharaohBender27 I can't speak to a portable one like that, but for the induction cooktop in our kitchen, the answer is "very little delay at all"
 PharaohBender27: Yeah, so this stream is not safe for Jewish, Muslim, or vegetarian/vegan folks 
 simplydavemn: My hands have not been unporked since my teenage years....
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 Easilycrazyhat: Just turn studio c into a test kitchen 
  Simriel: I saw some honey BBQ pork crackling made recently and I want it
  Simriel: sounded utterly delicious
seanmrwick: Doctor, your patient is ready
 BrowneePoints: @CAKHost Real Peppercorns are in the same family as Long Pepper
Boomyakalolo: keep your meat dry folks
 SnowBuddy18: dry out your meat that's going in the wet, got it
 ButterBall000: dry before you fry
seanmrwick: so Ian, how would you use this kind of Pork Belly to cook something like Sutadon?
WardsarTheWriter: When that pork hits the board, like a big meaty horde, that's amore!
Genie_M: Usually just the skin
Lanthess: My hands are dry and unporked.
 simplydavemn: @BrowneePoints   As long as it's not Long Pork were good.
 BusTed: dry your wets
Genie_M: But as you like it
 SmithKurosaki: evening chat
 HbombAndFriends: Ok. That piece is 10 points. 
AndyDaMage: looks like meats back on the menu!
 avi_miller: you wet your drys, then you dry your wets, before you wet your drys again
Scarbble: and then wet your drys
 Doncromatic: thats the right wake in my book
 Mollylele: score that pork (scork)
 PharaohBender27: @bv310 @bv310 I ask specifically because I'm used to cooking with gas stoves, and the only time I used an electric stove in grad school, it seemed like you needed a 5-minute head start to heat, and then figure "this is almost done, turn off" with *no* opportunity to adjust midway
 TallynNyntyg: Has anyone at LRR had guanciale in their pastas?
 bytecaster: It's that time of the subathon, where Ian sharpens his knifes
CAKHost: @BrowneePoints Neat!
 kid_flashionable: GSG (Go score girl)
 just__fitz: Ooh is this pork belly
 ButterBall000: Jeez I'm drooling
Boomyakalolo: crispy fried pork skin, goblin need in tum please
 BrowneePoints: but yea Authentic Peppercorns are Piper Nigrum from the Piperacea family which Long Pepper belongs to as well
 saucemaster5000: Oh god, just looking at this... chat if you've never scored an excellent piece of meat, it is SO satisfying
 dm818: I should sharpen my knives
Scarbble: long pepper is so weird looking, but it's cool
j_crane330: 
 PharaohBender27: Good call 
seanmrwick: I like how you do your research on your recipes first to be authentic
  Juliamon: wafting... wafting...
CAKHost: @BrowneePoints Meaning that they shouldn't be different?
 BrowneePoints: Long pepper just looks like a widdle pinecone
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 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Mollylele: paint us a word picture Ben
MaddogM: where's the smellovision?
 Lysander_salamander: One of my brothers once cooked a pork shoulder and used a vinegar-and-salt mix on the skin to get it to crisp
 LordZarano: @PharaohBender27 The way to do instant heat cutoff on electric is to lift the pan off
 terribleplan: Surprise stew!
 Welbog: If that happens, that's the smell of vacuum.
 ThorSokar: math says 4.5 tsp of salt for 2lbs at about 1.5" thick assuming you can make kosher sized salt grains, if finer grains use less
 HbombAndFriends: @maddogm Yeah. Paul needs to work on that technology. 
 BrowneePoints: @CAKHost different plant same family. one is Piper Nigrum, one is Piper Longum
Boomyakalolo: "why the moon base smell like feet and pork.... Oh right magic players"
 Easilycrazyhat: time to squeesh the garlic
 BrowneePoints: Yea! Use the Josh from Mythical Kitchen PALM HEEL STRIKE
 mister_nibbles: terry's chocolate garlic
 BrowneePoints: Use the PALM HEEL STRIKE and it'll be easy!
Boomyakalolo: @mister_nibbles that's cursed
Phazon_Kiwi: Just use all of it, never enough garlic, plus helps ward more vampires too
 PharaohBender27: @LordZarano But see, what I often do it "Hmm, I think I should lower this a little." [three minutes later] "Maybe I should turn it up a little."
 aquinas_0: and then the elephant garlic attacked
 NotCainNorAbel: I just harvested garlic from my garden
 TallynNyntyg: Question on garlic - is golden-brown raw garlic still good?
 BrowneePoints: Jarlic is perfectly acceptable
 ThorSokar: I can't believe there isn't a local farmer that grows garlic
DES_Adam: oh for fresh cloves of garlic theres a trick you can do with two bowls and it gets the paper off the garlic no problem
Lanthess: Jar is so much easier.
Scarbble: jarlic is totally fine in many things for sure
 Sunidesus: and the pre-minced stuff doesn't make me cry (garlic makes me cry waaaay more than onions do)
 DigitalSeahorse: after handling meat the cloves won't keep covered in meat juices anyhow so may as well toss them all in
seanmrwick: I can't wait for Aldi to inevitably go to Canada, like Victoria
 BrowneePoints: If you can't make fresh Garlic good Jarlic is a decent substitute
asddsa28: it gosd bad so fast i fond
goombalax: I use minced garlic as well, all the garlic we get here is very overripe
DES_Adam: but usually yeah i go for pre peeled blanched garlic cloves
 PharaohBender27: My folks have a jar specifically for garlic
 ButterBall000: Garlic puree in a tube?
 TallynNyntyg: Garlic and onion are so hard to peel.
 neisan2112: Tbh I use garlic way more now that I get it jarred. But do get fresh for certain things.
 PharaohBender27: A ceramic jar with holes in the lid
 hesterbyrde: Jarlic is acceptable especially for long cooking things. Like if you're making a topping for bruschetta? Get the fresh. But if it's going in a soup on the stove for an hour? The jar is fine.
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: Trash bowls are friends
 Foolinc: I buy the pre-peeled garlic and it is good. I freeze it and then for most applications smash or slice it frozen
 iris_of_ether: I do jarlic 9 times out of 10 because I'm Big Tired
 TallynNyntyg: The papery skin tends to remain and get into the food I make.
Scarbble: big mood iris
Lanthess: Spice ASMR
 BrowneePoints: If you need to Peel Garlic watch Mythical Kitchen and do Josh Scherer's heel method
 josh___something: Is there not a LoadingReadyTrashcan on-site for easy cleanup? 
 BrowneePoints: you don't need muscles, applied pressure cracks those suckers open
 harke_: I really like the pre-minced garlic in a plastic squeezy bottle, I find it tastes fresher than jarlic. Which surprised me
seanmrwick: how do you use the skin from peeling garlic as an ingredient?
 Oreo1369: @raulghoulia Thanks for the gift sub!
 aquinas_0: got all the lost garlic out of my garden this year and turned it into past pucks
 DrakoniteDev: jar of minced garlic, fresh cloves, powder, and garlic paste all have surprisingly different flavor. I've been finding myself leaning toward garlic paste for most uses lately
seanmrwick: just asking as a young homecook
 aquinas_0: remarkably intense still
 SnackPak_: they're comin again
 TallynNyntyg: Oh good, I'm not the only person to cut off my garlic butts.
 iris_of_ether: @seanmrwick Presumably you add it in when making stock
 DigitalSeahorse: I'm sad my tummy gets cranky when I have too much garlic and it's hard to get away from in most store bought dips and hummuses
seanmrwick: @iris_of_ether I can see how that can work with using something like the skins from a shrimp or something
 TallynNyntyg: @iris_of_ether Same goes for onion skins.
 BrowneePoints: Look you have curled fingers and a knuckle wall
 BrowneePoints: that's good technique
DES_Adam: technique looks fine to me!
goombalax: Garlic doesn't need technique just give'r
  SmithKurosaki: @DrakoniteDev I mostly use fresh minced, but will also add/sub in powder when feeling lazy. I dont use the pre minced stuff quick enough
 saucemaster5000: @BrowneePoints 100%
 NotCainNorAbel: sitting down and cutting is not easy if you don't do it often
 stippledotter: Confirmed, garlic skin and bits work *great* in homemade stock
seanmrwick: Ian, your knife skills are actually really good
 Gaelan_Maestro: thats how i mince
 DoodlestheGreat: I'm an Italian, so I'd be excommunicated if I used gloves to chop garlic. :tf:
 Mollylele: there's no graceful way to cut garlic
DES_Adam: yeah you're mincing proper
 PharaohBender27: Terrible!? I WISH I could chop garlic that finely! I just use the masher
seanmrwick: I always mince like that
 Gascitygaming: long as you're safe, you're good
 62MGcobra: weird I think I can smell the garlic here
 Ravynn: As long as you don't cut your own fingers, it's all good
asddsa28: but it dos not matter much
 stippledotter: Pretty knife job
 aquinas_0: @SmithKurosaki do you know the trick of rehydrating the powder before you use it
KeytarCat: My dex is so low I have to compensate with wisdom and charisma, my knife skills are good, but my technique is AWFUL 
 Sunidesus: ya know what, it's in pieces, there isn't any of me in it? It's good.
 iris_of_ether: @seanmrwick Yeah, if you have a large enough freezer you can just toss the "waste" bits of veggies and chicken to sit until you have enough, then just make a bunch of stock. Real easy if you have a pressure cooker, too
 Weagle: Just cut away from yourself always, and you'll be fine
  SmithKurosaki: @aquinas_0 No, do tell!
 neisan2112: I mean, I feel self concious about cutting tech when I'm alone
seanmrwick: @iris_of_ether that makes sense
 PharaohBender27: Hell, I wish I could chop *anything* that finely.
Scarbble: experimental gyoza is a fantastic band name
 TomatoKigu: No objections to the mincing…the scraping with the edge rather than spine on the knife on the other hand…  
Lanthess: @62MGcobra Twitch smellovision integration
RTwo28: Experiment
 BrowneePoints: I still want to cook through every recipe in the Food Wars manga.
  SmithKurosaki: @PharaohBender27 Practice, and the right knife
 electra310: I buy my garlic minced in liquid in a jar
RTwo28: Shoot misclick
 hvhTim: 
 saucemaster5000: (the only knife thing I wouldn't be doing here is scraping with the blade when resorting the garlic, use the back of the blade folks)
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 BrowneePoints: J KL-Alt Mentioned!
 Mollylele: filled the gyoza with play-doh, totally wild
 DrakoniteDev: @SmithKurosaki IMO the secret tech is to mix some powdered in with whatever other using, for a wider profile
 aquinas_0: @SmithKurosaki take whatever amount of garlic powder and just stick it in a bit of water, itll drink it up
  SmithKurosaki: @SmithKurosaki Neest
 aquinas_0: Just water though
  SmithKurosaki: Neat*
Artificer_Evan: I made a flour-less chocolate cake recently it turned out really well.
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 aquinas_0: acid stops it
goombalax: after culinary school I tried to give a knife tutorial to the council of aunties at a community event and I was so nervous I cut myself for the first time
 neisan2112: Never had lotus root
 Brozard: I love how J. Kenji Lopez-Alt's alt account is J. Kenji Lopez-Main
 avi_miller: J Kenji Lopez-Alt is great
 electra310: Ah, that knife on board scrape is a very terrible noise
 iris_of_ether: @Brozard That is *fantastic*
seanmrwick: see, I've never done Culinary school but everything I've learned about cooking was actually from my parents
 hvhTim: time to send a Bench Scraper to ian via mailtime
 BrowneePoints: Also chat, if you've ever REALLY wanted to start deep diving on cooking, I cannot recommend Salt, Fat, Acid, Heat enough
 ThisistheMasterM: Ian gets to tinker, make gunpla and knows how to cook. truely a Spacenoid
 BrowneePoints: that book is FOUNDATIONAL
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Gyoza are one of those things I want to learn to make but only once I have a freezer that actually lets me store premade food
 iris_of_ether: I'm getting a Daiso near me!
seanmrwick: @BrowneePoints and also Joshua Weissman's cookbooks too
 PharaohBender27: @SmithKurosaki Admittedly, an issue might be that I do *not* have much patience when it comes to cooking  When people ask, "Do you like cooking?" I half-joke "I enjoy the results, and usually tolerate the process."
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That book is great and it has made my process of learning to cook much more interesting
Lobo_Apache: Moved away from Daiso and I'm so sad
 Easilycrazyhat: Ugh, the Daiso literally down the street from me closed a few years back. Very sad 
 niccus: oh right, grats on the coming h-mart
 BrowneePoints: @seanmrwick I do not like him but i'm sure his books are adequate
  SmithKurosaki: @PharaohBender27 Understandable
 saucemaster5000: @Thefluffiestguineapig I will say it's one of the easier dumpling wrappers to make GF!
asddsa28: im sad i dont have one nere me
 niccus: normally it comes with a crew of food court restaurants but it looks like it's in a mall?
  SmithKurosaki: I experiment a lot with cooking techniques and ingredients which keeps it interesting for me
seanmrwick: @BrowneePoints I can respect that. I'm kind of a fan of some of his recipes but at the same time he kind of comes off as a little pretentious
 zerragonoss: Ah the bench scrapper the best tool for any cooks 3rd hand
 aquinas_0: @saucemaster5000 do you have a link to the GF gyoza wrapper?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 Really? Is it because it's thicker and has to stand up to less sudden heat? (Pan fried vs deep fried?)
 aquinas_0: whats it use?
 full_st0p: is that a coffee grinder?
 CodeIndigo: Daiso needs a store on the east coast that's not NYC
seanmrwick: what's the Daiso?
  Mathwyn: More time? You have 19 hours!
 ArbalestTheGeni: Watching your improv shows was always a highlight of my anime cons.
 DigitalSeahorse: pepper
 iris_of_ether: Okay listen I'm justifying an entire trip down to Seattle for manga and gluten-free fried cheese curds. So.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @aquinas_0 Are you also one who struggles with being GF in a society obsessed with wheat?
 PharaohBender27: @SmithKurosaki I will say, while I don't use it for garlic (except for gazpacho when I'm doing it with other things) I will default to a Cuisinart for "finely chopped"
  SmithKurosaki: Fair
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 aquinas_0: @Thefluffiestguineapig my wife
seanmrwick: so Ian, what are your thoughts on Jamie Oliver's so called "Cooking"
 Camthelion: @iris_of_ether Uwaji or somewhere else?
 protojman: Richter?
Lanthess: Tinker that salt grinder
 PharaohBender27: @seanmrwick Jamie Oliver, noted hater of nuggets?
  SmithKurosaki: I did this with a coffee grinder last weekend
 Omega_Lairon: Free glass shards
 saucemaster5000: @aquinas_0 I have my own recipe but it's a very easy google and they really aren't complicated.
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 ShaneLeeAtk: Those grinder lids pop off easily
 Thefluffiestguineapig: As someone with the autistic trait of "weird texture sensitivity" one of my best finds was a still sealed immersion blender at Goodwill to help me have flavors and use the real thing without the fear of texture aversion
 BITs19_: I remember the power tools for the gingerbread house kits
 ArbalestTheGeni: I still have a Synaptic Chaos Theatre pin from back when Ota fest did pin trading. Got a gold one of of one of you guys.
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 iris_of_ether: @Camthelion I have a bunch of Delicious in Dungeon waiting for me at Outsider Comics. The cheese curds are at Uneeda Burger. Dedicated GF fryer!
seanmrwick: I mean I always have some kind of "tenderizer" hammer
 ThisistheMasterM: I should not watch this when hungry or just started my shift should I?
 saucemaster5000: @Thefluffiestguineapig it's partially because it's quite thick and partially because of the pan fry/low water mixture to pull stuff apart
 aquinas_0: @saucemaster5000 figured I'd ask, the best we've managed is using a cassava flour tortilla as a substitute
 iris_of_ether: I *am* hitting Uwajimaya though because they apparently just installed a wall of Gatcha machines :3
WardsarTheWriter: Me hearing echoes of Morgan from man cooking when talking about a spice rub.
 omdorastrix: Talking about prechopped - I found a Garlic/Ginger/HotPepper paste that is perfect, reasonably cheap and not in a GIgantic bottle, like 1/2 teaspoon take to a liter of storebought soup makes it amazing. Never would have made it myself.
 saucemaster5000: @aquinas_0 oh no you want like rice flour or chickpea flour and some xantham gum
 BrowneePoints: Yea Ian when are you gonna do a "recreating Delicious in Dungeon" TTSF Series
Lobo_Apache: grind....session
 BrowneePoints: The Fans clamor for it!
Scarbble: what i'm hearing is that ian is on that grind set
 CodeIndigo: @seanmrwick Daiso is a Japanese "dollar store" but the quality of the stuff there is leagues better than what we think of as dollar store
 josh___something: You're on that grindset, is what I'm hearing
seanmrwick: is Ian using regular red pepper flakes or szechuan red pepper flakes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @aquinas_0 If she likes baked goods King Arthur (the brand) has a real actual bread flour with recipe conversion advice that is actually practical. I managed to make fluffy cinnamon rolls! Someone couldn't tell the difference at work
 Omega_Lairon: Drill issue, TBH
 Sunidesus: @Thefluffiestguineapig Oh, that's a good idea! I need to remember to try that next time I make something that usually has mushrooms. (I like their flavor, HATE their texture)
 Drigerslash: Just got back from work whats being made
 Saintnex: oooh no
Scarbble: eyyy josh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 That makes sense
 aquinas_0: @saucemaster5000 I'll mention it to her
Cunobelenos: what’s Ian making? porchetta?
seanmrwick: @CodeIndigo wish we had one in Chicago
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: I remember that time that they tried to drill grind spices on TTSF before with Beej. That was not good. lol
 BrowneePoints: @Drigerslash Sous Vide Pork Belly
 GameSageZB: I tried that with a coffee grinder. It... didn't work super well - needed more torque and wasn't comfortable.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also I'm surprised Beej wasn't summoned by the mere mention of Princess
 ylegm: looks like @Cunobelenos
 Camthelion: @iris_of_ether I saw that recently on insta. and oh hey uneeda has a veggie burger, I can take my roommates! (also looks like the daiso is gunna be near me as well, so that will be awesome)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Auto
 wedge_x: I destroyed a coffee grinder that way once
 josh___something: @scarbble same brain
 aquinas_0: @Thefluffiestguineapig we're great fans of bob's red mill generally
 ThisistheMasterM: first time I ever heard of princess auto was Beej's glee
 aquinas_0: they're mostly more consistent
seanmrwick: gotcha
 TallynNyntyg: What does red pepper come from?
 iris_of_ether: @Camthelion Excellent! Have a great day with it whenever you do so 
 Lysander_salamander: the mace tree?
Artificer_Evan: @TallynNyntyg chiles that are ripe
 DoomBringerIL: come to israel... we have all the Kosher salt u could ever want @LoadingReadyRun
 CodeIndigo: @seanmrwick Last time I was in one was in San Francisco shortly after my GRS
 Stephonee: Ian measures the way I measure
Lanthess: The problem with those grinders is that the salt residue tends to crystalize and jam it up.
 TallynNyntyg: @Artificer_Evan Thanks.
Joey LoRusso: I love the sound of spices in a grinder
 SmithKurosaki: Right? So satisfying
 DrakoniteDev: I believe this is one of those cases where the correct amount of salt is after you are concerned it might be too much
 aquinas_0: @Thefluffiestguineapig mmslle said they used to have a cross contamination warning for something else she shouldn't eat
seanmrwick: @CodeIndigo oh sweet
   LoadingReadyRun: Music level been okay chat?
 DrakoniteDev: @LoadingReadyRun yep
DES_Adam: yeah definitely
seanmrwick: @LoadingReadyRun music has been very good
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @aquinas_0 I agree for most things that's better, I've gotten better results with things that say bread flour is best with the King Arthur because all the "convert your normal flour to bread flour" stuff is not GF accessible no matter the substitutions. Tell your wife TTSF chat tries our hardest to have options for as many dietary requirements as possible
 ShaneLeeAtk: Very good level
WardsarTheWriter: Very pleasant, thank you,Ben.
Tikosh_: yeah
 PharaohBender27: Also wait, is the idea this will be done in the next 20 minutes?
 Gaelan_Maestro: theres music?
 Camthelion: @iris_of_ether ty! also ty for  letting me know about it. 
 CodeIndigo: Daiso should be your first and last stops on any trip to Japan because there's a ton of stuff there that you'll have forgotten and can help with packing up
ralphthellama: evening, friends!
 PharaohBender27: @LoadingReadyRun Been OK for me
 BrowneePoints: @PharaohBender27 nope. Pork Belly for Saturday
 LordZarano: Gotta check Torque Test Channel, see which drill has the most
  Juliamon: PharaohBender27 This is just the prep work
  SmithKurosaki: @LoadingReadyRun I can't hear it, but I'm watching from a TV right now, so odds are it's fine 
 Easilycrazyhat: A+ music levels
 ThisistheMasterM: @loadingreadyrun music nice a low, perfectly chill
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @aquinas_0 Ah, gotcha, yeah that'll do it. Bob's red mill is generally the most serious about no cross contamination
grifta67: love Tinker Tailor, its our cozy background entertainment
 PharaohBender27: @BrowneePoints @Juliamon Ooooohhh, that makes more sense.
 PrisMarlowe: patreon goal or something to get a proper kitchen set up in the LRR offices when
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Now the subathon needs to continue so we get to see the results of this amazing ness
 DrakoniteDev: to anyone that does not own kitchen/cooking scissors: go buy a pair. soooo nice
 ThisistheMasterM: so what is Ian making?
 Gaelan_Maestro: food
 BrowneePoints: Patreon Goal to get Ian a Senshi costume for a Delicious in Dungeon Cook-Along
 Gaelan_Maestro: XD
  Mathwyn: Vacuum bag tastes best fresh
 iris_of_ether: For the GF chatters near Seattle, I will say that I've had good success at tolerating the food at Razzi's pizza. It's basically the only pizza I can eat because they are more knowledgable than most about cross-contamination and labeling.
  Juliamon: As is tradition
 GameSageZB: There was a CHustle about it, Ben 
  SmithKurosaki: @ThisistheMasterM Sous videing pork belly before frying(?) it on Saturday
 iris_of_ether: Besides freezer pizzas of course
 BrowneePoints: I did that for my Mom's Sam's Club
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 saucemaster5000: costco is SO goated
 BrowneePoints: Walmart is butts but Sam's Club is also Goated
  SmithKurosaki: Assuming we get that far (I do not doubt chat)
 Morrigan9: uh ok, cosco police
seanmrwick: since when is there as Costco in Canada now?
 wedge_x: overnight stream is just a camera on the sous vide tub, right?
 the_walking: don’t they check cards
 ThisistheMasterM: @smithkurosaki thanks
 BrowneePoints: Retail workers don't care enough if your card swipes
goombalax: Cops-co
  SmithKurosaki: @seanmrwick Has been in Ontario since the 90s at least
 PharaohBender27: I used to leech of my father, but I have my own now. I live in the U.S., so I can get inexpensive wine there.
 Kentosaurus: no one narc
 neisan2112: I've definitley used my work's Sam's Club card several times for myself.
seanmrwick: @SmithKurosaki that's cool
  Sarah_Serinde: @SmithKurosaki ^
Cunobelenos: yes, but Canadian Costco only takes Mastercard. US only takes Visa. Learned that the hard way in Toronto
 Omega_Lairon: I don't suppose a card cloner and an unconvincing printer would work? : \
seanmrwick: I normally go with my parents to Costco
 BusTed: Nice
 BrowneePoints: Hey!
 Camthelion: I had the sushi recently its not bad!
Lobo_Apache: O:f course we actually mean that we're leaching off Buyco cards. Costco is too mainstream
epsilon_vee: @seanmrwick there was price club here in the 80s before costco took it over, so let's say a long time
 BrowneePoints: The CostCo Hot Dog is an INSTITUTION Ian
 BrowneePoints: how dare you
  Juliamon: I was just at Costco earlier today
RTwo28: Is it 100 yen sushi?
 Gascitygaming: I'd east costco suishi in Japan, Alberta.... maybe not
 ThisistheMasterM: I've only been to Costco once in my life. and I was maybe 10 so no idea what they are like
 iris_of_ether: Osaka Costco had pizza, still
 glitched_goddess: I did hear 7/11 is going to try Japanese style stores in the west
 ylegm: baking powder to get that nice crisp
 ThisistheMasterM: I don't think there are any near me, in eastern Canada
 62MGcobra: Welcome to Costco, I love you.
 PharaohBender27: My folks and I usually get our cheddar and parmesean from Costco as well (though the cheddar is Tillamook)
 aquinas_0: @ThisistheMasterM their is exactly one of each type of thing, its nice
 Sunidesus: I wish I had the storage space to make Costco make sense. But alas I do not
seanmrwick: you could buy a really good platter of sushi for about 16 bucks
  SmithKurosaki: @BrowneePoints Friend works at costco. Heard the 1.50 over my dead body story straight from the CEO
RTwo28: @glitched_goddess They are and I am hyped
 ylegm: I do the same for chicken wings
 BrowneePoints: @SmithKurosaki Goated
Cptasparagus: lab rat tip: blow into them
 JRandomHacker: The Costco founder, when the new CEO came to talk to him about updating food prices - "If you raise the fucking hot dog, I will kill you"
 ThisistheMasterM: @aquinas_0 ah that's why I don't go there. Newfoundland isn't allowed nice things
 PharaohBender27: Similarly, the wine and beer I get at Costco isn't the *store* brand.
 TallynNyntyg: @Cptasparagus Ew, warm and moist hands.
 TomatoKigu: You can also use corn/potato starch as a food safe glove powder.
 PharaohBender27: @JRandomHacker I remember Andrew talking about that 
 CodeIndigo: @glitched_goddess I hope they catch on. I didn't visit them in Tokyo but you can eat REALLY WELL at those for not a lot
Cptasparagus: @TallynNyntyg gotta do what you gotta do
 PrisMarlowe: I can't handle reusing gloves too often, I have to wash my hands and use new gloves
 aquinas_0: store brand costco alcohol is like the only terrible kirkland product
Lobo_Apache: It's...porkin time?
 glitched_goddess: @rtwo28 if I can get an onigiri I’d be so happy lol
hiFunko: wet hand dry hand also does a lot of heavy lifting in these scenarios
 wjmck: oh boy what have i joined
 PrisMarlowe: course, when I was in labs, I was either using heavy metals or touching blood, so...
Cptasparagus: when do we get a TTSF for cell culture XD
 neisan2112: @wjmck Ian rubbing meat
 DrakoniteDev: really get in there Ian! deep tissue massage!
  Juliamon: massage that pork belly
 hvhTim: dont forget the sides!
 CodeIndigo: @glitched_goddess FamiMart tuna onigiri changed my life, no joke
 Thefluffiestguineapig: At ian's suggestion I went to a local Asian market that takes food stamps and got dried shiitake mushrooms and it's so awesome to have good mushrooms available without the risk of them going bad plus the water from the rehydrating is based for adding to savory things
 TallynNyntyg: Give that pig a tummy rub!
 PharaohBender27: Gloves like the ones Ian is wearing . . . after 15 minutes I'm sweating so much that sweat can pour out them when I take them off.
 PrisMarlowe: Everyone marvel at Ian's abiliity to massage his meat
 glitched_goddess: @codeindigo that sounds amazing
Seana L Purvis: I came in and exactly the right time. food!
 SmithKurosaki: And then a movie!
 jacqui_lantern234: hey ya heccin wonderful friends whomst i love AGGRESSIVELY 
 DrakoniteDev: if you see big bbq guys, the dig their palms in and really rub the seasoning in
 randomblathering: Just joined - are you making lechon?
 Gascitygaming: fantastic, go on
 LowUpsideCJ: bring in the rolling squires
 PrisMarlowe: it'll be made of bacon
 Sorator13: I mean, I'd eat a meat croissant
 Luminaire_p: 128 layer meat croissant
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @CodeIndigo Now I want tuna onigiri and it's late evening where I am, thanks (joking)
 saucemaster5000: @Thefluffiestguineapig that is such a good suggestion. Recently did a mealplan for a client on foodstamps. It's an interesting field to navigate!
 PharaohBender27: Welcome back, @jacqui_lantern234 ! 
 CodeIndigo: @glitched_goddess I learned how to make them at home and they became a go-to fast dinner
 BrowneePoints: Pork Belly. Sous Vide @randomblathering
RTwo28: I'd love ameat croissant
 ThisistheMasterM: long as the meat isn't in nugget form I say go for it
 Gascitygaming: we doin porchetta?
 Gaelan_Maestro: mmmm meat roll
 glitched_goddess: meatsant
 Stephonee: Swiss Meat Roll (returns)
goombalax: Giving Porchetta vibes
 Solahwin_Tampramain: Idk how to quote, but "I dont know how people feel about a meat croissant" would be a great one
 randomblathering: @browneepoints Ah. Thank you!
 CaKnuckleguy: @Stephonee My thought exactly
RTwo28: and now we turn it into a weird ass beef wellington
 ThisistheMasterM: tight meat
 Lysander_salamander: does a croisssant count as meat, considering all the butter that's in it?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 It's such a nightmare because going to the grocery store for a new recipe becomes horrible because I cannot find reliable lists of what is and isn't covered, even same thing different brands
Seana L Purvis: yessssssss
 KiaStirling: that studio is gonna smell delicious for the rest of the night
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lysander_salamander I mean by that logic are we counting all gelatin products as meat?
 Lysander_salamander: maybe?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @KiaStirling And tomorrow
WardsarTheWriter: I don't know how much longer I can hold it together, captain!
 62MGcobra: There's not a lot of gym mat in this meat 
 PrisMarlowe: this is what the sous chef is for
 hvhTim: skewers
 Morrigan9: 2 foot alligator clip
 Pywodwagon: the Handwich
  Mathwyn: Just a normal human third hand
 ButterBall000: A bun
 eshplode: Meat clamps
 DoomBringerIL: re-roll
MaddogM: That's called an arm Ben
 spethycakes: @Thefluffiestguineapig as a vegetarian, my answer is yes
 ThisistheMasterM: Ian you're a newtype use funnels to hold the meat
 niccus: oh, king's hand
 Stephonee: Ben, who has two hands: if only there was a third hand
 Luminaire_p: My magnetism!
 Omega_Lairon: ferrous meat
 iris_of_ether: Ian please do not discuss spinning meats
 saucemaster5000: @Thefluffiestguineapig yup yup. It takes annoying pre-research and even then you need to check. I ended up actually calling their grocery stores to check.
 rabbitgta: Magneto my meat into position
 PharaohBender27: Ian stronk
  firehawkzoa: That's what kids or a partner is for according to my mom
 Malazim: I thinks some C stand clamps could work
 BrowneePoints: @iris_of_ether I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE
 CaKnuckleguy: @iris_of_ether Rotate yonder sausages?
 CodeIndigo: coming soon to TTSF: The Pork Friend
 LurkerSpine: 400 I just had dinner and now I'm hungry again
 BrowneePoints: no Iris needs bonked mostly
 Gaelan_Maestro: i use kitchen spikes to hold the meat in a roll before i tie it up
 iris_of_ether: @BrowneePoints I honestly wish I didn't 
 ylegm: @BrowneePoints oh GDI
 glitched_goddess: county lrrs make due
 spinebustertee: meat shibari
  SmithKurosaki: mmm porky cinnamon roll
 TallynNyntyg: Mm, pork threads.
 CaKnuckleguy: It's just fibre. Good for you!
 rosesmcgee: All the thread, give or take
 Easilycrazyhat: Extra fiber 
 ShaneLeeAtk: We need twine-bases zip ties
 ThisistheMasterM: deep frying?! stop stop I'm already straving
 Lysander_salamander: I wish I had telekinesis so I can hold things in place while tying them.  Or at least some extra pairs of hands.
WardsarTheWriter: @spinebustertee That's a very cursed image. Well done.
ComradeMik: I left when there were big meaty folks slapping meat and i come back to Ian tying up meat
 CodeIndigo: @iris_of_ether to clean your brain: miku leeks
RTwo28: @spinebustertee Excuse me?
 iris_of_ether: @CodeIndigo Thank you for this gift
 simplydavemn: See the merch store for Prok flavored dental floss - coming soon!
 hvhTim: time to add a box of gloves to the mail time gift
 aquinas_0: See, what you need is a jig 
 Camthelion: @ComradeMik had to do something with the losers.
 BrowneePoints: A lil bit Thumbshy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 Yeah, and it's such a shame inducing thing, the vet clinic where I work is so blinded to their own privilege that they don't understand why I can't just go to whole foods when I don't have lunch. But this is heavy convo now. Honestly good on you for doing that, treating people like humans is an important thing about food
 CodeIndigo: @iris_of_ether that will be one FamiMart onigiri please
 Gaelan_Maestro: in the grand view of things, some string in delicious food isnt the worst
 iris_of_ether: @CodeIndigo Put it on my tab 
 DoomBringerIL: those gloves do not wanna come off
 saucemaster5000: @Thefluffiestguineapig cheers 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @simplydavemn Would make dental care for dogs/cats much easier
 ylegm: Ian is much more patient than I, I buy a box of gloves at a time
 ThisistheMasterM: that or lame balloon animals
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Which spice is the yellow container?
 ElementalAlchemist: Hello again, friends
 BrowneePoints: Oh Food Stamps? Hey @saucemaster5000 wanna know how fun it is to shop for groceries every month on $190 *stares into the void*
 RassilonDND: ecoli and salmonella, or how I inflated my meat gloves and got sent to another world
 Tweygoh: i think it’s baking soda
 ylegm: @Thefluffiestguineapig baking powder
ComradeMik: @Thefluffiestguineapig just a basic one
ComradeMik: 
 CodeIndigo: there's a significant difference between the gloves I buy for lab work and the ones I buy for the kitchen
 Gascitygaming: that can hasn't changed in 40 years
 spinebustertee: magic: the baking
 ThisistheMasterM: don't you lie Ian, no other brand is sold
 PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig "Just go to Whole Foods for lunch" is . . . a heck of a thing for someone to say.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints The void that is your empty cabinets and unsympathetic stares of those around you. Because being poor means you obviously failed
 saucemaster5000: @Thefluffiestguineapig (to be fair it's literally what I do for a living and am my own boss so get to do a sliding scale based on client income, so for me it's just an interesting challenge that makes the world slightly less hard for folks)
 BrowneePoints: @Thefluffiestguineapig One Meal a day for 7 months baby! We thrive how we can!
Kendo_thorn: sorry to ask chat but what time does the movie night segment begin?
 LowUpsideCJ: only thing in the sealing zone is an egg
epsilon_vee: I think Magic is one of those canadian brands that ended up owned by nabisco somehow
 aerohydra: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry at Thu 07:00 PM PDT (54m ago).
 NonUniqueGuy: @Kendo_thorn Soon
 Lord_Hosk: If you have food in the cieling zone you end up with ceiling egg, and who wants another ceiling egg
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @spinebustertee Coming next on from Mark Rosewater as an Un-Set subtheme
ComradeMik: in the water bath
 simplydavemn: No glove, no porking...
 SkylerRingtail: Well with only 19 hours on the clock, the answer might be The Sea
 ThisistheMasterM: @epsilon_vee yeah that needs to stop happening
 neisan2112: @Kendo_thorn When this is done in a few min.
RTwo28: On screen pork
 Morrigan9: ham cam
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lord_Hosk That will simply be consumed by the dominant ceiling egg, then you have more pressing ceiling egg and that's not great
heartofgoldfish: HAM CAM
 hvhTim: can we picture in picture it? lol
  Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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 BrowneePoints: jamon Camon
RTwo28: GIVE US HAM CAMN
heartofgoldfish: We Deman Ham Cam
 LowUpsideCJ: I'm sorry rum ham!
 Gascitygaming: jambon cambon
RTwo28: CAM*
 RassilonDND: i'm still waiting on the return of ceiling egg cam
 ButterBall000: I know a streamer who does something similar with Thanksgiving Turkey
 CodeIndigo: HAMERON CAMERON
 josh___something:  Cam
Cunobelenos: 
 Easilycrazyhat: PiP Ham cam
 avi_miller: Chat wants Ham Cam!
voren_chalco: Is Sous Vide Pork up next on AFK?
 GameSageZB: Godfather theme intensifies.
 ThisistheMasterM: give the meat to Cameron he won't mind
 VorlonScout:  
heartofgoldfish: watchalong with ham cam cam-in-cam
 saucemaster5000: This is looking really excellent btw. I've never done soux vide pork belly! I really like this idea
 spinebustertee: Ham Cam, Thank You Ma'am
 mercano82: can you put it into the podcasting studio?  there’s cameras in there, and I don’t think the space is needed for the subathon
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: RUM CAM!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I do not want the Ham in Cam, I do not want it Sam I am
ComradeMik: Cam does not ham, as a rule.
Cptasparagus: Hameron Lauder
 BrowneePoints: Jameron Cameron
 TheOneCalledStu: whats the movie or have they not said yet
WardsarTheWriter: Cam Ham on the Ham cam run by a hammy Cam.
 bagfullofbees: but Cam is vegetarian
 RassilonDND: Canned Ham
 CodeIndigo: CAN I HAS HAM CAM?
 Easilycrazyhat: SPAM is...a lot of things
 simplydavemn: Ham cam for the 'We'll Be right back!" screens.
 Stormgod519: Hello Ian
 BITs19_: man handle your ham candle
 saucemaster5000: I'm so angry about spam
RTwo28: @Easilycrazyhat like the simic slaw
goombalax: its because its nostalgic for rich boomers
 MrGibberish: Speaking of cam and ham, id like to remind everyone:
 MrGibberish: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ArtsyColorfulLocustHumbleLife?filter=clips&range=all&sort=time
qcanoe: Crew can be on a secondary camp picture in picture. Main cam is ham cam
 Toxxick: Im sure you can find cheap spam, I dont know if you want to consume it
 DrakoniteDev: 7 a can?!?
 Easilycrazyhat: @RTwo28 lol
 BusTed: Lookin' good.
Genie_M: All meat stuff is expensive
 RassilonDND: I am sad how expensive spam is. It went from the meal of college students to the meal of kings
 CodeIndigo: Korean BBQ Spam, y/n?
AndyDaMage: get in the bag
MaddogM: We're investing in corned beef futures?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @RTwo28 That's not the craziest comparison considering there's I think 70 some different flavors documented at the Spam museum
 Lex_Peacekeeper: just returned, why am I auto worried what Ian put into that roulad?
 ThisistheMasterM: we need the Whole Story about Spam
 saucemaster5000: It's lterally been raised in price because people (chefs) fucking realized spam is an excellent ingredient and demand went up.
 Easilycrazyhat: The ham cocoon
heartofgoldfish: We are about 2 rhymes short of making a QWRPLINE bit
 ylegm: fennel, red peprer and pork is just such a good combo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lex_Peacekeeper Because it's Ian
WardsarTheWriter: Now can we mush the bag?
 aquinas_0: It's terrifying that buying half a cow is actually quite economical suddenly
RTwo28: @Thefluffiestguineapig I should put a simic deck into a spam can as its deck box
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Easilycrazyhat It will emerge into the most wonderful ham butterfly that we eat
 Zaneysed: This is a wild change of pace from the fighting games lol
Lanthess: @Easilycrazyhat But will it hatch into a beautiful ham butterfly?
 saucemaster5000: @aquinas_0 trueeee
 Easilycrazyhat: @heartofgoldfish "Come on down to Cam's Ham Cam Flam Jam, for Errant Mans!"
 aquinas_0: you get to skip a year of inflation at a time
 ThisistheMasterM: @aquinas_0 until you try and find a place to store it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lanthess Drift compatible
 ElementalAlchemist: aw yes, vacuum sealing
 BusTed: the ol' suck & seal
RTwo28: Inverse bag of air
 aquinas_0: @ThisistheMasterM Chest Freezer!
 Gascitygaming: suck! suck! suck!
an_archist2: Ham Vac
WardsarTheWriter: Advanced airbending.
 Raincoast_Bear: I am! Goodbye air!
TheAinMAP: 
 Sorator13: Delicious pork air
 SkylerRingtail: @Easilycrazyhat "So good, you'll say 'Damn!'"
 Kentosaurus: so satisfying
 ylegm: I'm ready, but I've also messed this step up so many GD times
 ThisistheMasterM: @aquinas_0 not everyone has space for one
 LotusEaterMtG: this is what i want my sarcophogus to be like
 LowUpsideCJ: @Zaneysed "Sous vide is so fucking good brother oh my god"
ComradeMik: The Sous Vide Clan ain't nothing to fuck with
 simplydavemn: And here I thought it was Wheeler who hammed it up the most on LRR...
 Ba_Dum_Tish: SUCK
epsilon_vee: suck.. suck..
 iris_of_ether: @aquinas_0 Chest freezers, if you have the space, are such wonderful things
 fastlane250: s u c c
 DaSunao: SUCC
 Lysander_salamander: oh god, I thought my computer was about to crash
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ThisistheMasterM Yeah, I don't have the friends to split it with because I absolutely want to do that. It's more ethical and so many things
excalgold: Flatpack Pork air
 PharaohBender27: Wait, Ian isn't going to just suck the air out? That Decadent Man Crapshot lied to me! 
Scarbble: pressure. pushin down on ham~
 aquinas_0: @ThisistheMasterM definitely true, but if you can swing it much value
 saucemaster5000: Not to go to far on this tangent, but there is a very good, stupid reason a whole chicken is always cheaper than boneless, skinless breasts, and yes you are being scammed for you to spend more time
RTwo28: sounds like when I alt-tab a source game
AndyDaMage: under pressure ... dun dun dun d-dun dun
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lysander_salamander Yeah that sound in a tech context is generally cue for MADAY MAYDAY
an_archist2: ham is contained
 ylegm: time to wash everything
 WowoT: you never double seal?
 geckoinasuit: just kicked off a draft on arena and i'm against rachael weeks pray for me
 ThisistheMasterM: @thefluffiestguineapig friends to share food sounds nice.
RTwo28: THE MACHINE!
 Gascitygaming: the machine!
 NorthstarTex: the machine!
 NotCainNorAbel: no lid?
 Gaelan_Maestro: the MACHINE!
 Gascitygaming: that was the first crapshot I showed my parents
 ButterBall000: Tonight on LRR: Ian and the MACHINE
 CodeIndigo: THE MACHINE
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ThisistheMasterM I know, right? Cooking for one gets really bleak
 aquinas_0: a whole chicken I can cheat into 3 meals for a family of five
Thaeus_Amrunion subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 15 months!
 Thaeus_Amrunion: Will sub for sealed meat.
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 electra310: FEED the MACHINE
AndyDaMage: lid? if not, that room is going to get humid
 Ba_Dum_Tish: 36 hours of ham?
 DoomBringerIL: 69 celsius.... nice! @LoadingReadyRun
DeltaStrata: We are safe from the meat.
 ylegm: not at 155 it's not
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian and the MACHINE costaring Alex to boost the MACHINE
 iris_of_ether: It technically doesn't need a lid; it just lets the sous vide stick work slightly less hard
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 aquinas_0: probably going to be 2 meals once the smalls get biger
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 tehfewl: i need to buy a sous vide machine
 spinebustertee: so the ham for forklift time?
 SaxPython: I don't know how it would work, but I vote combo Vacuum Sealer/Sous Vide Machine for RDP button
 iris_of_ether: It's really not that hot
 GameSageZB: "We're sorry, your ham cannot be connected. Please hang up and try again."
 MrGibberish: Im a suos vide noob, isnt that below the 160 for safe consumption?
 ThisistheMasterM: @thefluffiestguineapig cooking for two isn't much better when you shop in Newfoundland and nothing comes in any size besides family of 6 and is already near expiring
RTwo28: I just suddenly remembered "EAT. AT THE SHACK" from road quest
AndyDaMage: ah, the lid
 ElementalAlchemist: Goodbye, food!
 simplydavemn: Perhaps we should make it a goal that the non-vegitarian/vegan cast members can eat this ham at the end of the Subathon!
 ylegm: @MrGibberish their going to finsh cooking it later
 Kentosaurus: clip it
 Furyfire: 
 dzee_szed: the finale of the sous-vie-a-thon
ComradeMik: deep fry?!
 LiamK712: thhhhhheee sub...athon
WardsarTheWriter: Ian submerging for the sub-a-thon
 chrono2x: exactly 8pm. Great timing, Ian.
 iris_of_ether: @MrGibberish 160 is the temp that instantly gets it safe. If also gets safe if you hold it at a lower temperature for much longer
 PharaohBender27: But only if we fund it that far!
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 MrGibberish: @ylegm Gotcha
ComradeMik: D:
Scarbble: @MrGibberish safe temps for meat are based on both time *and* temp. you can go a little lower over a longer time
 ThisistheMasterM: ham submarine
Joey LoRusso: Is the meat trapped inside, or are we trapped outside...
 SmithKurosaki: yrs
 SmithKurosaki: yes*
 DoodlestheGreat: Thanks for the strem, Ian!
ImmortalLen: Metropolis?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ThisistheMasterM Yeah, that sucks, I'm sorry. I feel the pain of that aloneness and reach out a virtual hand in comfort
Genie_M: Not yet officially
 Despoiler98:    WHATS IN THE BOOOOX
 Despoiler98: YESSSSSS
heartofgoldfish: We don't get to watch the sous vide? This is a Ham Cam Scam
  Sarah_Serinde: Ooh
 ylegm: WOO
TheAinMAP: Oh
 neisan2112: Ohhhh yeeess!
ImmortalLen: That's a fun corny time!
 avi_miller: ooh
 fuzzra: @MrGibberish You can go lower with a longer dwell time. There are tables.
 Despoiler98: The VINCENT PRICE
 Lysander_salamander: oh, Vincent Price vampire movie
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Will the ham just be ominously in the background?
 saucemaster5000: oh wow! that movie is.. actually really good!
RTwo28: Wait, is it what I think it is?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm excited now!!!
 ThisistheMasterM: @thefluffiestguineapig I would love to share left overs bud
  Sarah_Serinde: I am tempted to stay up too late so I can catch movie night
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ThisistheMasterM Same
 Mollylele: Adam also?
 JuniorRoll: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Public Domain Movie Night at Thu 08:00 PM PDT (1m ago).
  Sarah_Serinde: Kathleen and Jacob
 ylegm: at that point, we'll all be exhausted
 Raincoast_Bear: Last Man? Nice. Based on I am Legend by Richard Matheson.
 PharaohBender27: 
RTwo28: Cause I think its another movie that my game store puts on the TV during halloween
 saucemaster5000: @Sarah_Serinde Sleep is goated and movies can be watched whenever.. but this is a good one.
 ClodiumSoride: Oh, I've seen this, I enjoyed it. I made a triple feature with this movie, Omega Man, then I am Legend, for all three adaptations of the original book.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mollylele Adam during last year's movie night was Solid Gold, I laughed so hard
 DoodlestheGreat: The movie that was remade with Charlton Heston as "The Omega Man," and later with Will Smith under it's original name "I Am Legend."
 MrGibberish: Thank you fiends for the information!
 Lysander_salamander: will it be Seemless Multiplayer Mod with weird random stuff?
 ThisistheMasterM: @thefluffiestguineapig left over tech needs upgrade not AI stuff
 Easilycrazyhat: Jathleen
 aquinas_0: original edition I am Legend?
 rosesmcgee: Be careful carrying the tub Ian, it'll be hot eventually
 electra310: 400 for Ham!
 DrakoniteDev: goth coffee?
 BrowneePoints: Soupy Happy
  Sarah_Serinde: If I do stay for the movie I'm definitely gonna be lurking
 Dalrint: I swear the timer has not gone down at all today. It's been 19 hours since I woke up
RTwo28: And thank you Ian for ham based content
 LordZarano: Kathlacob
 drocathekorok: I am also soupy happy
 Gascitygaming: no build mode?
 Lysander_salamander: someday I hope one of the Lrr-folk will try out the Elden Ring First Person pov mod
 spethycakes: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ThisistheMasterM Also the apparently impossible tech of "compassion for your fellow humans even when it's not convenient"
 JuniorRoll: brain hurts now
 DigitalSeahorse: interesting contraption with the water in it
 PharaohBender27: 1200 May that ham turn out well!
 ThisistheMasterM: later Ian!
PawssumFable: It was 17 hours a few hours ago
 DrakoniteDev: 
 simplydavemn: Blurry Ian Pork Belly dance?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 It's Ian's sou-vide
 Mollylele:   
 Gascitygaming: @PawssumFable 100 sub bomb during OkiOki
RTwo28: UNBLUR THE HAM
 tidehollowcat: Except for that one Rhythm Cafe episode where they played fortnite.  That was a weird one.
  Juliamon: You can't see it from here, but that pork is belly dancing
 ThisistheMasterM: @thefluffiestguineapig Oh yeah that tech sounds way harder then building even a Gundam
  SmithKurosaki: @Juliamon 
Joey LoRusso: Thanks Ian!
RTwo28: Let us have clear ham footage please!
 ylegm: time to sanitize, EVERYTHING
PawssumFable: @Gascitygaming Oh nice
Lanthess: The studio is moving!
 protojman: right side BWOAAAAAH
 neisan2112: Oh good turn
 Saintnex: ooh, so many chairs
 CaKnuckleguy: ham ham ham ham
 Easilycrazyhat: @Lysander_salamander That sounds...difficult.
 PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig Oh right it's not ham but sous-vide pork 
WardsarTheWriter: LRR Theatres, now with that new-pork smell!
 neisan2112: I always forget that these are the same room
kusinohki: meows
 simplydavemn: "Why do these 4K minis smell like Garlic and ham?"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @RTwo28 Ham footage as stretch goal?
Lanthess: They should just put the entire studio on a lazy susan.
 CaKnuckleguy: hamchant
 Mischievous_Catgeist: That was a smooth operator
Kendo_thorn: thank you whoever answered earlier, when you said soon you weren’t kidding
 fastlane250: I looked up tonight's movie and since it's public domain you can watch it inside its Wikipedia article.
 fastlane250: Wild
 geckoinasuit: oh god i gotta see what the movie is tonight
PawssumFable: https://clips.twitch.tv/SavageAcceptableBottleWholeWheat-aPhFLO2XhL8yQd0W
 MrGibberish: @Juliamon Boo  
 Gascitygaming: gonna update a video driver while we wait brb
 spinebustertee: Hopefully they didn't download I am Leg End, which is just feet pics
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This movie is based on the same book that I am Legend came from IIRC
PawssumFable: I promise not to be a jerk and repost that forever, but I wanted to get one more in X)
kusinohki: random thought - LRR redresses their set as a mock multi camera sitcom for a bit...
 BusTed: 
 Simonark: Well, it’s movie night here on the Satellite of Exhaustion…
 PharaohBender27: @fastlane250 Question is, will YouTube go "Nuh-UH!" like they did for last subathon
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @kusinohki Isn't that just slightly adjusted CH? Also brrrp to you!
 aquinas_0: vincent price last man on earth?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @aquinas_0 Correct
Lanthess: @kusinohki I think that's just Friday Nights.
 wedge_x: @kusinohki the new Moonbase is kinda already set up like that 
 aquinas_0: the little girl in this always freaked me out as a akid
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I see a   and 
 MrGibberish: @Thefluffiestguineapig Yep, both came from the 1954 book: I am legend
 Sunidesus: I have made popcorn. I am ready for movie shenanegans!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And I think a Matt Griffith?
 NightValien28: movie time!!!!!
 PharaohBender27: I spot a Jordynne and a 
 ThisistheMasterM: oh sweet Cam is on Cam, but where the Ham Cam?
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kusinohki: I guess my brain is seeing more "family ties" sets then what the current moonbase looks like.  *shrug*
RTwo28: movie night hype
 Simonark: Public Domain is a policy for a reason, but I admit, I would love for this crew to get to watch Theatre of Blood
PawssumFable: I have cider and the green friend, I hope this is the worst movie I've seen in 10 years. Or the best.
 aquinas_0: To being the monsters!
 Blip2004: tractor?
Genie_M: It's 5am here, weird time for movies but I'm not complaining
Plundy: Anyone know what movie they are going to watchalong this year?
Plundy: the "brain was completely smooth" movie of last year was actually great
  Sarah: The Last Man on Earth with Vincent Price
 DigitalSeahorse:  
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 hypperstar2280: Matt jordynne and cam movie noght dance party!
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 Despoiler98: LETS GO
 BusTed: 
 spinebustertee: @Simonark Theater of Blood is so good!
RTwo28: dance!
 LPS_97: Are we on a roller coaster?
 NotCainNorAbel: bunnies
 simplydavemn: The blurrynessand the angle kinda makes them look like puppets.
 DigitalSeahorse:   
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  ritchards: I'm doing my part!
 mwlsn:  
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, ritchards! (Today's storm count: 689)
 JuniorRoll: bouncing!
 hedonistic_mushroom: Another uneventful day at work time to tune into LRR 
Cptasparagus: who gave the gays coffee this late
 Easilycrazyhat: The ratchet of doom approaches
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Simonark If Disney hadn't gutted Public Domain law we would have so many other amazing options
 MrGibberish: the synchronicity!
RTwo28:       \
 GhostValv: 
 xantos69: A Bouncy Jordyanne
 KyranTheWalker: Watching from work as we just closed the store I work at and I'm here for another hour counting drawers and putting in reports. Yay!
 Despoiler98:            
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 baltimore_667083: 
 everyday_dragon: @aquinas_0 Thanks for the gift sub!
RTwo28: CAT!
 NotCainNorAbel: Kitty
 I_Am_Clockwork: cat!
 saucemaster5000: @Simonark One of the best price movies, and diana riggs is great too!
 HorusFive: Baxter!
 Despoiler98: KITTY
  Sarah_Serinde: Awwwww
 hesterbyrde: BAXTER!
 GameSageZB: caaaaat!
 BusTed: 
 Sunidesus: Hi baxter!
  Juliamon: My snack for tonight is strawberry vanilla yogurt mini-pretzels
 SnowBuddy18: CAT
 Gascitygaming: Baster!
 Dalrint: How do Matt and Jordan still have this much energy on day Four?
 Redbassist:  
 baltimore_667083: kitty!
 Thefluffiestguineapig:   
 SnackPak_: hi Baxter
  Sarah_Serinde: Thank you Graham
  Foxmar320: Kitty!
 Gaelan_Maestro: bouncy bouncy and a kittttty
 fastlane250: gato
WardsarTheWriter: Baxter!
 hypperstar2280: Kitty!!!!!
 iris_of_ether: BAXTER
 drocathekorok: GATO
 DeM0nFiRe: 🐱
 emberBecky: Baxter!
 NightValien28: BAXTER
 neisan2112: Beautiful kitty
epsilon_vee: kitty!
kusinohki: no jumping on the bed kids!
RTwo28: Bye baxter!
 kimmiekoneko: me-ow
 Ukon_Cairns:  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: BAXTER!!!!!!!!!
 Mollylele: [squints] Are those the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Lysander_salamander: yay
 drocathekorok: The fact it shows so well through the blur is incredible
 anyavamps: Baxter best booboo kitty
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 PawssumFable: ONE MORE MINUTE
 Gaelan_Maestro: all hail the baxter!
 LordZarano: 
 Despoiler98:            
 ladylinzington: 
 geckoinasuit: bebeeeeeeeeeeee
 hedonistic_mushroom:  
pattem0re subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 46 months!
 Dalrint: KITTY!
RTwo28: more Baxter!
 Sunidesus: So floofy!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, pattem0re! (Today's storm count: 690)
 Gascitygaming: beans!
 SnackPak_: the beans!
 hesterbyrde: FLOOFY PEEEEETS!
 KyranTheWalker: Kitty!
 Mischievous_Catgeist: Kitty
 GDwarble: *Gasp*
  Sarah_Serinde: What a good disaster cat
 Mollylele: fresh Baxter jpegs
 pattem0re: Aww
 neisan2112: LOOK AT THE BABY!
 GameSageZB: Toebeans!
 PhoenixMelior: Baxter
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 kimmiekoneko: catte
 Astramentha:    
Artificer_Evan: Cat
 bagfullofbees: KITTY!
 emberBecky: paws
 JuniorRoll:    
tinpantithesis: paws!!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: KIITTTEEEEHH
 GhostValv: 
 Luminaire_p: 
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/OptimisticQuaintGoblinBCWarrior-ejwYzWxI1RilPvsj
 Simonark: @spinebustertee Although it’s a cruel film for dog lovers.
  SmithKurosaki: kitteh!
 ThisistheMasterM: enjoy the movie everyone! I should go an actually do my job
Misslinnythebaker: toebeans! 
 Despoiler98:     lookit the CUTE KITTY
 hesterbyrde: Bless you Graham for showing us the keetums.
 northos: @drocathekorok it probably means they created the blur by just setting the camera at max close focus
  Juliamon: The secret to the blur is extremely short focal point
 hesterbyrde: BABY!
 SnackPak_: juniper!
 Redbassist: Juniper!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: If I had money I would gift subs for animals
 kimmiekoneko: doge
 GhostValv: Cute
 PawssumFable: Dooog
 Thefluffiestguineapig: JUNIPER!!!!!!
RTwo28: Juniper!
epsilon_vee: aww
 GameSageZB: Awwwww doge
tinpantithesis: nose!!
 Astramentha:    
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I love her so much
 Mischievous_Catgeist: Woofer
 PhoenixMelior: Tish?
 kimmiekoneko: void
 GhostValv: 
 GameSageZB: Yessss pettime
 anyavamps: So many sweet babies!
RTwo28: void
 hesterbyrde: JORDYNNE WHAT'S YOUR CAT'S NAME!!!!!!
 spinebustertee: voooid kitty
 Mischievous_Catgeist: Void!
RTwo28: HA
Misslinnythebaker: all the furbabies
 kimmiekoneko: yaaas
kusinohki: "did you know matt had a dog?"
 neisan2112: LLMAO
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YEESSS
 Despoiler98:            all the CUTE AMINALS
 geckoinasuit: i need to know all the pet names
 hypperstar2280: im so glad they can  show us pet photos like this!
 ThisistheMasterM: Graham showing off your cat makes it very hard to me to leave to do work
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/HappyAverageEagleResidentSleeper-Bzkp0dqks9wJ4syE
 drocathekorok: One of these things was not like the other
 iris_of_ether: https://clips.twitch.tv/FastBenevolentSharkNononoCat-7nl5EYaofi5t_Ooz
 hesterbyrde: Graham has Baxter and Finnegan.
 Redbassist: Ben has snakes?! 
 Sunidesus: Honestly, that degree of blur isn't too far off my vision (without glasses)
RTwo28: Can we haz more cute animal pictures?
 SnackPak_:   
 djalternative: huh. it's just a racked focus. I has assumed it was a post effect
 MrGibberish: Juniper!
 hesterbyrde: AMAZING
 Despoiler98:            
RTwo28: Juniper!
 Strebenherz: DOGGO
kusinohki: I think Matt's dog is Juniper??
 BusTed: what a look
 kimmiekoneko: slinky
 GhostValv: 👀
 Despoiler98:        
 baltimore_667083: juniper!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @geckoinasuit The Stark cats are Baxter and Finnegan; Matt's greyhound is Juniper; Jade Turner is Ashley and James's dog
 PharaohBender27: @kusinohki Yes
themlin subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 52 months!
 themlin: hey its a deck-a-versary
 Redbassist: Juniper 
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, themlin! (Today's storm count: 691)
  SmithKurosaki: @kusinohki yes
 Despoiler98:               
 iris_of_ether: https://clips.twitch.tv/UnusualFriendlyCrabsAMPEnergyCherry-sz0nMu51W0eKr24k
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I think Jordynne's kitty is Morticia?
kusinohki: no idea about jordynne's cat...
 hesterbyrde: JORDYNNE!  JORDYNNE! WHAT IS YOUR KITTY'S NAME!
 geckoinasuit: !subathon
  LRRbot: Sub-a-Thon rules: Prime/standard Tier 1/Gift subs will add 1 minute each to the timer, Tier 2 subs add 2 minutes, and Tier 3 subs add 5 minutes. Bits also can be used: 400 Bits will add 1 minute, and multiples will count (ie. 800 Bits will add 2 minutes), but Power-Up effects like big emotes will NOT count. Youtube contributions unfortunately do not count, but are nevertheless appreciated!
 Sorator13: @Thefluffiestguineapig Ben's dog is Remi, also
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/TiredObservantTurnipYee-B1VY8mtQIjI5lpIG
RTwo28: I hope we get ham cam
 Gaelan_Maestro: i has so many kitties
 geckoinasuit: damn was tryna get the schedule link lmao
heartofgoldfish: this would be a perfect time for Ham Cam. where are my Ham Cam Stans
  Juliamon: !schedule
  LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/schedule for a Google Calendar version.
 kimmiekoneko: meme
 BusTed: tru tho
 mweepigeon: you're so valid for that
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 Oh crap, what is the snake's name? I follow the snake's instagram
 GameSageZB: BUNN!
 MrGibberish: Bunny!
 mweepigeon: omg hiiiiii
Artificer_Evan: bunny
 Gascitygaming: next hour Lrr just sharing memes through blurry cam? who's down?
 DeM0nFiRe: bun!
 kimmiekoneko: angy bun
 BusTed: 
 Sunidesus: Awww!
RTwo28: Bunni
 electra310: Bun!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 baltimore_667083: bnuuy
 Gascitygaming: Cam has a bunner?!
Misslinnythebaker: bunbun!
 spinebustertee: BUN
 Despoiler98: BUN BUN
 emberBecky: bunny!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: BUNNYY
 Easilycrazyhat: B U N
 hesterbyrde: A BUN HOLDING A BUN??
 hoveringhalibut: Juniper is a whippet, correct?
 Luminaire_p: This website is good enough for the bun
  Juliamon: Sable, Skip, and... I forget the lil one's name
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Cam has a bunny?????????
 tidehollowcat: BUN BUN
 geckoinasuit: Cam has a bunny??????
 Despoiler98: Cam has a BUNNY/
 DigitalSeahorse: 
RTwo28: Can we see more booni?
CAKHost: Cameron has a bun!
 PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig Which one? I recall one is named Miso (sp?)
 kimmiekoneko: bnuuy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm so excited about Cam's bunny! I need to know their name
 Redbassist: Bnnuy
  Juliamon: Miso's the little one!
 Luminaire_p: Cam met a bunny
 hesterbyrde: "I didn't know I was that excited about rabbits."
  Juliamon: Sable, Skip, and Miso
 geckoinasuit: MISO
 HesGotNoPants: Cam is multiple bunnies in a human mech
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @hesterbyrde If someone has an animal they are excited about I am always excited about it
 Gascitygaming: It's a heckin bunner! -Alex, Roadquest (also me just now)
 geckoinasuit: oh my god please someone tell the bunnies i love them
 Molladia: We're pending movie night?
 PharaohBender27: 
  Juliamon: yup
 Gaelan_Maestro: my kitty Tiny says hello
 iris_of_ether: @Thefluffiestguineapig Cam's partner's family's baby bunnies I think
RTwo28: I think I've heard this song in Exapunks?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @HesGotNoPants Honestly that would explain why he rams his elbows into stuff so much, they aren't used to long forelimbs
 iris_of_ether: https://clips.twitch.tv/ExpensiveVenomousHummingbirdYouWHY-0PANFb6htbq6SKm_
 BrowneePoints: it's from Road Quest @RTwo28
 hesterbyrde: @Thefluffiestguineapig Oh we are in agreement. I was quoting Roadquest when Alex saw a bunny and got REAL excited
 PharaohBender27: !rq
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @hesterbyrde I forgot about that! Now I want to cue up Roadquest for aster this
 PharaohBender27: !rq soundtrack
 Thefluffiestguineapig: *after this
RTwo28: @BrowneePoints Ah, failed to recognize it
  Juliamon: !bgc
  LRRbot: Jimmy Hinson AKA "BigGiantCircles" is a musician whose chiptunes are featured during commercial breaks. His music, including LRR remixes and the soundtrack for Road Quest, is available here: https://biggiantcircles.bandcamp.com/music
kusinohki: !BGC
 hesterbyrde: @Thefluffiestguineapig You and me both.
jvetting83 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 30 months, currently on a 30 month streak!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, jvetting83! (Today's storm count: 692)
 iris_of_ether: https://clips.twitch.tv/MotionlessBoxyBobaChefFrank-PqzIiJOp4NShGop-
hedonistic_mushroom is paying forward the Gift they got from Desruprot to the community!
hedonistic_mushroom is gifting 10 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 10 in the channel!
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RTwo28: Exapunks's soundtrack does have a very similar feel to Roadquest
kusinohki: drat, ninja'd
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, hedonistic_mushroom! Welcome to Harley_Ash, mwo2150, Zazimash, ogundiety, powerofgodxanime, Cassandra_Evenstar, hallow13, PumpkinRats, mattyraft44, and StaryDragoon! (Today's storm count: 702)
 PharaohBender27: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So much generosity
 tehfewl: i should do another RQ rewatch
 Redbassist: Number go up
 wordmogul: yay I didn’t miss movie night!
 RebekahWSD: Any word on what the movie is?
 Despoiler98:     YES RQ THEMES THE BEST
CAKHost: !next
drawnbinary: i could watch road quest on the plane...
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Public Domain Movie Night at Thu 08:00 PM PDT (13m ago).
RTwo28: More money for my favorite flatulence based comedy troupe!
 Gascitygaming: approx 22.5 hours need to reach cut off if my math is correct
 geckoinasuit: i need to rewatch road quest, i have seen it so many times
 Molladia: If I re-watched RQ as much as I think "I should re-watch it again" I would probably see the whole series 1.5 times a week
 iris_of_ether: https://clips.twitch.tv/NimbleDoubtfulKiwiKappaWealth-tmIXIWtw0Ssovr0n
 GameSageZB: That theme gets me crying in the later episodes.
 Gascitygaming: I rewatch RQ probably 2-3 times a year
 Gascitygaming: my parents also loved it
ashesbelong: Road Quest music!
AnneRKist: road queeeest
RTwo28: I'll probably accidentally rewatch all of road quest during a project. Also anyone know exactly what happened to Sabeen?
 baltimore_667083: same here
 neisan2112: I need to find a time to get my parents to watch RQ. I'm certain they'd enjoy it.
 baltimore_667083: it's a timeless classic
 Gekyouryuu: I started RQ, then something interrupted my watch of it, and I never got back to it, and I keep meaning to correct that
kusinohki: I might be a fake RQ fan.  watched it when it first came out and the watch-a-long graham did whenever.  and I think that's it...
I_Am_Clockwork is gifting 50 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 857 in the channel!
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 geckoinasuit: i got several friends to watch RQ
 SnackPak_:   
 ElementalAlchemist: holy sub
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, I_Am_Clockwork! Welcome to all 50 recipients! (Today's storm count: 752)
  SmithKurosaki: 
 Solahwin_Tampramain: das a lot
  James_LRR: dag
 Thefluffiestguineapig: DAMN Clockwork
CaptainTeo: 
 Sunidesus: Woah!
 electra310: Wooo!
RTwo28: RQ is probably my favorite thing to recommend to people as an intro to LRR
 malfnord: hot diggity damn
 Sorator13: Nothing wrong with not rewatching RQ at every opportunity; that's valid!
 PharaohBender27: @I_Am_Clockwork 
 hesterbyrde: We watched it at Christmas with my parents one year. They loved it.
 geckoinasuit: wooooo sub bomb   
 jacqui_lantern234: @Gekyouryuu i recommend getting back to it, youll love it
 Redbassist: Number go up! 
 Gascitygaming: @kusinohki you don't have to watch infinitely to be a fan, just gotta like it is all, no gatekepping here friend 
 BusTed: 
 MrGibberish: Woo!
 spethycakes: 
 jacqui_lantern234: @I_Am_Clockwork holy butts!!! 
CAKHost: So many subs! 
 Redbassist: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Get kindnessed on LRR!
RTwo28: @Gascitygaming Gatekeeping is for rude people! We shant gatekeep here!
 MrGibberish: we are only 20(ish) hours away from cap!
 BrotherAlpha: @I_Am_Clockwork Thanks for the gift sub!
 Gascitygaming: @RTwo28 huzzah!
 MrGibberish: !subathon
  LRRbot: Sub-a-Thon rules: Prime/standard Tier 1/Gift subs will add 1 minute each to the timer, Tier 2 subs add 2 minutes, and Tier 3 subs add 5 minutes. Bits also can be used: 400 Bits will add 1 minute, and multiples will count (ie. 800 Bits will add 2 minutes), but Power-Up effects like big emotes will NOT count. Youtube contributions unfortunately do not count, but are nevertheless appreciated!
kusinohki: what about Grapekeeping??
 JuniorRoll: That was a tease
 Despoiler98:    aw yeah here we go
 DoodlestheGreat: You guys got enough popcorn?
 electra310: @kusinohki Well okay, but we're gonna wine about it
 Gascitygaming: @kusinohki always up for more plants
RTwo28: Can you at least share some grapes?
 Despoiler98:     
 PawssumFable: HELLO MY LOVE
 Despoiler98:     
 Solahwin_Tampramain: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Public Domain Movie Night at Thu 08:00 PM PDT (16m ago).
 Molladia: Yeah lets cancel movie night at just watch Road Quest instead
 PharaohBender27: @electra310 
DeltaStrata: Hello Twitch, I haven't logged in since...2021? Wow.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Gascitygaming Enjoy things however feels best, if you want to only watch play throughs and lore stuff, totally fine! If you like Pokemon Go more than other games, you're good
 PawssumFable: Man we can watch roadquest anytime!
 PharaohBender27: @DeltaStrata Welcome back! 
 electra310: @DeltaStrata Welcome back!
CaptainTeo: @deltastrata Welcome back. 
 geckoinasuit: nothing will top last year's movie night simply because peter cushing
 jacqui_lantern234: @DeltaStrata dang! well, welcome back 
 BrotherAlpha: @Molladia I would be okay with that. I love Road Quest. I've watched it four or five times by now.
 DoodlestheGreat: @DeltaStrata Welcome back! We have ham cooking.
 aquinas_0: so they're to 8 tomorrow so far?
 aquinas_0: how many more hours to cap
RTwo28: I still request ham cam
 I_Am_Clockwork: heyho friends. Hope the SF tourny and Ham Time went well 
 Redbassist: 
 electra310: Like 20 more hours, very doable!
 CoinOperatedLuusi: @I_Am_Clockwork thx you for gift sub
DeltaStrata: Wow, thanks for the welcome backs, all!
 angrybirdqk: 
 PawssumFable: @DeltaStrata      
  Juliamon: Tourney went great, a few technical problems but the games were incredible
CaptainTeo: Your back is very welcome.
Lily the Otter: am I just in time for the movie?
kusinohki: *air guitars*
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Jamming on guitar
 DigitalSeahorse:   
RTwo28: The worst thing is that I cant recognize what part of RQ some these songs are from
 jacqui_lantern234: @Juliamon whomst won?
 I_Am_Clockwork: @Juliamon I'll have to catch the tourny vod then
  SmithKurosaki: Do I spy a Serge in front?
 DigitalSeahorse:   
TheAinMAP:   
 I_Am_Clockwork: wooooo movie times!
 JuniorRoll: Wooooot!
 HadesLeprechaun: We got movie sign!!!
theguardianotter: Movie!
 Astral_Apache:   
 plaidanddrpepper: woooo!
 ElementalAlchemist: woo!
  Foxmar320: Movie time!
TheAinMAP: Hello.
RTwo28: + + + 0 >
TheNerdySimulation: ooo, did I make it just in time for movie?
 bagfullofbees: happy V night!
 midnightcurryjazz: M O V I E
 spethycakes: movies yay!
LeeshaJoy: movie night!
 plaidanddrpepper: I'm so happy this is going on
 PrisMarlowe: As LRR rolls on
 emberBecky: 
theguardianotter: I just got home, so glad I didn't miss the movie
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Movie!
  Foxmar320: Nap time!
 PumpkinRats: @hedonistic_mushroom omg thank you!
 electra310: 400 Roll that subathon!
 PawssumFable: No it's Matt. I'm diappointed. But not because Matt, because Not-Serge. Serge gets up super early though
kataanglover1 gifted a Tier 1 sub to RTwo28! They have given 17 Gift Subs in the channel!
 DigitalSeahorse:  I tried to nap but anxiety got me
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, RTwo28! (Today's storm count: 753)
 josh___something: Ian porked on stream!
 Gascitygaming: @Thefluffiestguineapig Could not agree more! I've watched LRR play so many game I have no plans to try myself
 rosesmcgee: Could be a 36 hour nap if you play your cards right
 Sorator13: I also had a nap; it was lovely
 plaidanddrpepper: woo!
Space_man subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 72 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Space_man! (Today's storm count: 754)
Artificer_Evan: I have managed to miss so much of the sub a thon this time. I have been so busy
 Stratavarius: Higher than this morning, if I recall
 vinewood_og: Good job chat!
PharaohBender27 subscribed at Tier 2. They've subscribed for 69 months, currently on a 69 month streak!
 PharaohBender27: Nice! No really, this is such a nice community. In fact, I should give an appropriate salute to that . . .
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, PharaohBender27! (Today's storm count: 755)
Blake Treleaven: happy to see they're still going. But they haven't capped yet?
 SmithKurosaki: @Lily the Otter Yes!
  Sarah: Nope, we've got a ways to go still before we hit the cap
kusinohki: graham is smarter than me.  I have not napped...
 RTwo28: Thanks for the gifted sub @kataanglover1 !
 NonUniqueGuy: LRR, always getting higher
Genie_M: 1d 14h until finale is scheduled
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Naps are amazing
 ContingentCat: well if you insist...
DeltaStrata: That's not a nap, Graham, that's a coma.
 Sorator13: @Artificer_Evan VoDs are your friend! You can't watch everything live, after all
  Foxmar320: I took a long nap after Destiny the other night
  Sarah_Serinde: I'm only capable of napping when I'm sick. Even if I'm really tired and low on sleep
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 theguardianotter: Vinny prize
 RTwo28: It can still be food if we get Ham Cam!
 JuniorRoll: Phrasing
 adept_nekomancer: Holy cow, the timer is all the way back up to nearly 22 hours
 tidehollowcat: I've only seen the Will Smith version
 Symphoneers: Oh this one's fun.
 vinewood_og: Big Meaty Men Slapping Meat! Shout out to BIG E!
SombreroMonkey: yeet
 iris_of_ether: OH
 IanAllenBird: 👀
 ShaneLeeAtk: The Omega Man
 baltimore_667083: wait didnt richter talk about this one in a qwerpline bit?
 spinebustertee: Vincent Price is so good
 electra310: Ooh, sneaking up on 4k subs
 jacqui_lantern234: but what exactly IS the Price of Vincent? 
 LeeshaJoy: oooh
 neisan2112: Oh THIS movie
 theguardianotter: Hopefully no dogs die in this one
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup
 jamesinor: I was hoping for The SIlent Star, that's a fun MST3K Episode witha  lot of neat trivia
 LeeshaJoy: @jacqui_lantern234 bout tree fiddy
 saucemaster5000: yeah richard matheson HATES HATES HATES this adaptation and he's wrong.
 JuniorRoll: Ohhhhhhh
 RebekahWSD: I believe Jordynn
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This whole production was deeply flawed
kusinohki: does Y, the last man come from the same source material??
drawnbinary: i wish i got to stick around for this because i have to receive testosterone
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also Cam what is the name of your bunny? I need to know
 BrowneePoints: Nah, I'd prefer an actor who actually likes the projects they're in 
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 ComradeMik: being harrison ford
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @drawnbinary I hope that's a good thing for you?
 ClodiumSoride: @kusinohki no relationship, entirely different
BillTheCat subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 123 months!
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voren_chalco: Not even pretending to differentiate the characters
 jacqui_lantern234: @LeeshaJoy i read the word "bout" and my brain instantly wanted it to finish with "5 minutes ago"
 NonUniqueGuy: A random Harrison Ford cameo on Friday Nights.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Tzimisce_Joe: Ooof!
 Sunidesus: oh no
 electra310: oooold
 DigitalSeahorse:  ugh
 spinebustertee: oh no
 iris_of_ether: Ben honey
 Saintnex: Ben, no pls
 jacqui_lantern234: oof
 theguardianotter: The ever forward march of time
 62MGcobra: 
 pn55: 
TheAinMAP: 44
 spethycakes: 
 korvys: 44 my dude
 VorlonScout: Oh, I see, Matheson had his credit on this film changed to a pseudonym.
 Sorator13: Ben, do we need to get- IAN
 jacqui_lantern234: IAN
 Strebenherz: *hair grays*
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 theguardianotter: HEYO
 DigitalSeahorse: yup 20ish years ago
  Sarah_Serinde: Ian, not on stream
 Dalrint: 36 more years till he's in the public domain I think?
 PrisMarlowe: What if we ask Cori?
 Gascitygaming: got it on film!
 themlin: Jordynns face
 cointosscryptid: *loud incorrect buzzer*
 ComradeMik: ohhhhh myyyyyyyyyyyyyy
 Strebenherz: IAN
 jacqui_lantern234: ian horner, PLEASE XD
 PawssumFable: @Zu_o   
 bubba0077: will any lawyer work?
WardsarTheWriter: -crumbles to dust-
 PawssumFable: 100% emoji
 TheNerdySimulation: Ian takes consent very seriously
MatzerKat: You can't show Ian releasing himself on Twitch
 RTwo28: Can we get Ian on the public domain?
 shurtal: ichi ni KYUUUUUUU
 an_archist2: it's pronounced chirno
 heartofgoldfish: tooooh ho ho ho
MaddogM: Ian's in the public domain, that's why he's the default character in everything
kusinohki: wait, do I need to trademark my name??
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheNerdySimulation As everyone should
 RebekahWSD: I DO NOT need to be reminded how long ago 1980 was!
 GDwarble: I hear she runs a solid math class
 62MGcobra: double Cam
 theguardianotter: Egg
 62MGcobra: 
 TheNerdySimulation: @Thefluffiestguineapig agreed
 PawssumFable: 43 years, too bad.
 PharaohBender27: @T_Molitor No problem! 
 Gascitygaming: omg yes!
 insanecat6mtg: Oh! I got a gift sub while I was stepped away. Thanks I_Am_Clockwork!
 PrisMarlowe: The fact that I'm pretty sure in the TTRPG I'm in that we're going to "Gentokyo" is I'm sure our DM making a Gensokyo reference
 ylegm: Scooby-Doo led me to find Vincent Price
 ReverseCreations: Is Ian continuing his proud tradition of flat out lying to chat?
 Redbassist: Quadruple Cam
 spinebustertee: Egghead! invented for the show
 JuniorRoll: I am only 5 years younger that this movie... 
 BrowneePoints: I think mine was the Thriller narrator
 Symphoneers: Two cams 
 Mordin_Solus_Sings: Enjoying Double-Cam
  Juliamon: ⑨
gnyrinn: Being Harrison Ford
Oleetku Studios: 9
  kasper1787: we need RQ2
 PawssumFable: Because I'm 42
 djalternative: My introduction to Vincent Price is Scooby-Doo
 deinonychus24: Double Cam in double cams
 PawssumFable: And that's 1981
epsilon_vee: like d-tier batman villains
 62MGcobra: I think mine was Simpsons
 RebekahWSD: So many egg puns
kusinohki: egghead was vincent price?  don't think I knew that
qcanoe: Ian should use a copyleft license so anyone using him must also adopt an open license.
 VorlonScout: I'm half expecting to see *one* of the Cams get up and leage
 theguardianotter: Frightenstein?
  ritchards: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/54/Egghead_from_Batman_66.jpg/220px-Egghead_from_Batman_66.jpg
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 Blue_Anteater: Mine was in the Great Mouse Detective!
 NonUniqueGuy: Phrasing
 KWardJenx: Phrasing?
 AtrusOfMyst: Boomers talking about Vincent Inflation
 aClonedPickle: and then they made a movie
 Thefluffiestguineapig: IAN
 jvetting83: I think my introduction to Vincent Price was Scooby Doo.
 Redbassist: Woah
 ArdCollider: and then they didn't even release it into Creative Commons.
 spinebustertee: Vincent Price was also a massive foodie, he put out some cookbooks
 JuniorRoll: Double Cam cam
 TheNerdySimulation: and then he al,so helped on the movie
 BluJester: uhhh...
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Hey chat, what's up this evening?
 Gekyouryuu: @jvetting83 same
 lochnessseammonster: i think my first intro was scooby doo 
Tzimisce_Joe: Phrasing
 PawssumFable: Oh man
 NonjaBiru: 
 Jillexie: So Canadian
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Bro
 DigitalSeahorse: Vincent Price is in a lot of rad things
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's so much work
Tzimisce_Joe: I loved the show
 simplydavemn: Also first knew him from Scooby-Doo.
 Simonark: He famously bought beer for the crew, too. Hamilton, Ontario’s greatest TV series.
 betweenmyself: there’s an Audrey Hepburn movie in the public domain called “Charade”.  It’s a fun little thriller
 iris_of_ether: https://clips.twitch.tv/HappyGlutenFreeFennelAllenHuhu-4eJQY7uE7lpsik_3
 RebekahWSD: The Ed Wood method?
 theguardianotter: What the heck
 RTwo28: Time to watch this ye-olde film and get back to finally playing Breath of the Wild
 adept_nekomancer: Why does Frightenstein have a muppet?
  SmithKurosaki: @Simonark What about Hamilton/
 Pteraspidomorphi: Natabuu: Thanks for the gift sub!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Big Crypt Keeper/ Blagghole energy
  ritchards: The best Vincent Price is Dr Phibes movies.
 DigitalSeahorse: Eyegor hehe
 simplydavemn: IS that Gib's daddy?
 LeeshaJoy: I think my intro to Price was Edward Scissorhands
 CAKHost: Who's Green Ian?
 Simonark: Billy Van of Bits and Bytes
 RebekahWSD: Looks like a 90s Tokusatsu series
 TheNerdWonder: I think the first time I knowingly watched Mr. Price was on the Muppet Show
 definenull: Hamilton never leaves you
 shurtal: a Hamilton Hello!
 ralphthellama: @PharaohBender27 Thanks for the gift sub!
excalgold: my intro to Price was Vincent VanGhoul....
 Gascitygaming: Jordynne bringing the Hammer to Victoria
 jacqui_lantern234: Hamilton comes for us all 
  SmithKurosaki: Its ok Jordynne, were still fine
  SmithKurosaki: lol
 BrowneePoints: that man didn't know how to do anything but Full Send
 DigitalSeahorse: Bartleby isn't here atm so we can't check if he talks while Jordynne drinks
 anyavamps: Vincent Price was a gem.
 spinebustertee: Vincent Price also did commercials for a local sub sandwich chain, they're absolutely wild
 hawktonguebaby: @leeshajoy Also, Vincent Twice Vincent Twice
 AtrusOfMyst: They say he's still dancing today
 ani laurel: I made it in time for movie night?
 SmithKurosaki: yes
 ani laurel: hell yeah
gnyrinn: Adam von Frankenstein being played by Ian Horner in a Groucho Marx glasses.
 DiscordianTokkan: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter Rules
 jvetting83: I think Jackson gave him like the platinum record thing.
 jamesinor: Huh?
 DigitalSeahorse: nice
 Sunidesus: I'm sorry what?
 neveth: I need to see that
 DigitalSeahorse: sweet
 neisan2112: OKAY YES
 wilcoxchar: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter is great
 62MGcobra: words!!
 IanAllenBird: oh!
 Boomyakalolo: I'm sorry what?!?!?!
 airylan: one of my co-workers was involved in the Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter production somehow
 PawssumFable: Sounds good
 RebekahWSD: PUT IT IN MY EYES
 spinebustertee: And features legally distinct El Santo!
MatzerKat: Premise is 10/10
 DiscordianTokkan: A friend of mine had his hand stepped on by Jesus in the park big battle
 thymato: its by the owner of a local small theater
 BrowneePoints: Otta-Wamen love Women
 definenull: SHEEESH
 serramarkov: I've seen that- it's awful
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 TheNerdySimulation: DAMN
 DiscordianTokkan: JESUS Matt
 geckoinasuit: MATT
 PrisMarlowe: what does it take to meet the lesbians of Ottawa? 
 Saintnex: MATT wow
 definenull: MATT
 theguardianotter: MATT
 NonUniqueGuy: Wow
 lochnessseammonster: matt is spitting
 shurtal: JESUS MATT
 Strebenherz: WOW
 Thefluffiestguineapig: MATT
 IanAllenBird: woof
 adept_nekomancer: Wow, rude Matt
 pn55: 
 HorusFive:  
 Jillexie: Matt choosing violence.
 ContingentCat: I was distracted and heard about lesbians in ottawa what where?
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 electra310: MATTHEW
 KWardJenx: Matt!
 ProcyonFlynn:  ... crimes
 SaxPython: Pfftfff
 jvetting83: Such fire.
 saucemaster5000: A great vincent price story -- His daughter asked that "he wouldn't stop to talk to fans" on her birthday when he took her to an amusement park. So many fans got rejected the daughter started crying and told him "Dad, acknowledge the nice people!" -- he was very friendly
 jacqui_lantern234:  just straight up MURDER
 DigitalSeahorse: lol
 spinebustertee: The vampires are harvesting lesbians because lesbian skin is sun-proof
 ladylinzington: MATT
 betweenmyself: shots FIRED! 
 midnightcurryjazz:   
  SmithKurosaki: Ottawa is not great
 ReverseCreations: Where's HR!?
 EOstby: Jesus saves. Everyone else, take full damage.
 vinewood_og: *Whipcrack*
MatzerKat: HR! HR!
 RedAlexxis: Woah!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Summon HR. BEEJ
 neveth: Matt killed Graham
 Boomyakalolo: live murder on twitch holy
epsilon_vee: murder is not allowed in the workplace
 lochnessseammonster: matt is correct
 BrowneePoints: Stig-Mottawa
 RTwo28: Jeez matt
 SkylerRingtail: Murder was _last_ year's movie Matt
 shurtal: needles MAKE holy!
 spethycakes: I feel attacked, and I'm in the US
 DiscordianTokkan: ALSO: Santos shows up. The Mexican Wrestler
 PawssumFable: Please don't kill Graham Matt
 electra310: Graham was never heard from again
 TheMandrew: why is ben the voice of reason while Graham is dying 
 RedAlexxis: crikey, I was barely listening until then!
 thymato: he did make the stigmata joke while at the piercing shop
ghyllnox: Beej! Get the bat!
 Ranatoki: I really loved watching Pontypool. Super neat Canadian zombie movie
 DigitalSeahorse:    so get back twirk!
 VorlonScout: I just checked the IMDB cast list for JC Vampire Hunter and it lists Johnny Vegas as "Self"
 spinebustertee: @DiscordianTokkan Legally distinct not El Santo
 Nigouki: Do you have any idea how much of the 401 your have to drive to get from Hamilton to Ottawa? You have to go through KINGSTON for god's sake!
 SkylerRingtail: Yay subtitles!
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/GracefulLongBibimbapMingLee-q0uCCZZ3gBGre6If
 ComradeMik: jordan murdered wheeler in the highlights, she'll kill matt too
 TheNerdySimulation: Matt forever in our hearts
 theguardianotter: Please let it be from a different movie
 JuniorRoll: Ongoing curse
 DigitalSeahorse: meow
Genie_M: Kitty
 vinewood_og: At Featuring Matt as SIR NOT APPEARING IN THIS FILM
 simplydavemn: I don't know, we still see Ben after Blackface Shrek...
 geckoinasuit: please let it be the subtitles from the bee movie
 Morrigan9: yup
 betweenmyself: who’s ready to uncomfortably sit through a Vincent Price movie? 
 AtrusOfMyst: The Father, the Son, and the Holy Sapphic
 Gekyouryuu: what're we watching again?
WardsarTheWriter: Nya
  MrPhlip: Subtitles: Rrowl
 DrakoniteDev: kitty
 definenull: ooh
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Gascitygaming: https://clips.twitch.tv/ScaryNurturingSpindleWoofer-YOll2L-IX6T2OUQH
 definenull: fancy layout
TheAinMAP: 
 ylegm: It was mastered before the 90's should probably fine sound wise
  Sarah_Serinde: @Nigouki You have to drive all the way across Toronto! No one should have to do that
 BrowneePoints: Loved those Books
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 HorusFive: https://clips.twitch.tv/QuaintPrettyStinkbugJKanStyle-nZ5CuyCJLuiABO03
 jubale1: MST-LRR?
 mercano82: Can you rewind, I didn't start Darkside of the Moon
 hackingducks: the highlight reel needs to do an "in the arms of an angel" scene for matt
 space_turbulence: @LoadingReadyRun thank you for thinking about subtitles
 neisan2112: Does he become Boo??
 JuniorRoll: Cinematic even
 an_archist2: vincent price uses children as cannon fodder
 DigitalSeahorse:  a fast gerbil?
 PawssumFable: That's Wizard of Oz you nerd
   LoadingReadyRun: @space_turbulence deaf folks unite
 Lanthess: Oh, I was gifted a sub while I was away. Thanks, @PharaohBender27
 Easilycrazyhat: IAN
 theguardianotter: You're not wrong ian
 Jturbobanana: There was talk... of Gerbils!
 GDwarble: @neisan2112 No, no, Boo is a miniature giant space hamster
 neisan2112: You're not wrong G
SytYoshi: Really Ian?
 PawssumFable: That is def. the US interstate
 AugmentingPath: those clouds were really wiggling
 RTwo28: I mean, that would be a good time to record something like this
 dm818: Apparently this was filmed in Rome?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: They recently did this film for Random Number Generator Horror Podcast Number 9 (that's the real actual title) and their analysis was interesting
 chubbyvboii: Did it just start?
 SkylerRingtail: I chose: Rapture
 dungeonmasteralek: Just made it, doesn't seem like i missed much!
 teddywhosabear: everyone's so sleepy
 theguardianotter: Eepy
 saucemaster5000: @LoadingReadyRun can you rewind I didn't start Limp Bizkit's "Significant Other"
 Easilycrazyhat: Just eepy
 Saintnex: So who else has chocolate for movie snacks?
 vinewood_og: Any movie goes with Pink Floyd if you try hard enough 
 HorusFive: no  they are not
 DigitalSeahorse: yep that looked like a Toronto underpass
 electra310: So eepy
 AnOddSmith: I,m gonna go with no
 Kipstar: everyone is eepy
 forcedreject: I just got here, what movie is this?
 baltimore_667083: naptime
 spethycakes: It's a nap mob
 jacqui_lantern234: @chubbyvboii yes
 TheNerdySimulation: why did that person die with a backwards shirt on?
 teddywhosabear: when you have exactly three actors to play all your dead bodies
 AtrusOfMyst: This Minecraft server is dead
 Aarek: its just ciesta
 SnackPak_: 
TheAinMAP: 
 HadesLeprechaun: federally mandated naptime
 ProcyonFlynn: @Thefluffiestguineapig It was a very good episode.
 AugmentingPath: sun's out pass out
 vinewood_og: IAN!
 NimrodXIV: gotta love stair naps
KeytarCat: This looks like what I imagine Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep looks like
 GDwarble: I think the world was in colour by the '60s
 ElementalAlchemist: lol Cam
 Gekyouryuu: @Thefluffiestguineapig oh, with Jeffrey Craynor and Cecil Baldwin?
 DigitalSeahorse: hehehe
 jacqui_lantern234: the has end come
 betweenmyself: “As the last man on Earth, I, Vincent Price, long for the loving embrace of a woman!”
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 PawssumFable: End Come
 RTwo28: Oh hey a dont open dead inside
 jubale1: This looks Twilight Zone
 Easilycrazyhat: "Church end come" bigmood
 baltimore_667083: no safety smoking first
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 PawssumFable: New Minecraft content
 Redbassist: Great
 Frankenstain: no one in this generation wants to work anymore
 A_Dub888: “time to check in on the subathon” *sees empty city* “2020” thanks ian
 RTwo28: anyways I should watch 28 days later
 RebekahWSD: Kowloon Walled City
 theguardianotter: Honk shoo honk shoo
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: but who changed the sign?
 DigitalSeahorse: "ow my neck!"
 CAKHost: This is probably because I watched The Wiz again not that long ago, I keep thinking "Oh there's going to be a moment where they go to color! :D" XD
 kimmiekoneko: kool-aid the movie
 CaptainKranok: Is Vincent Price a SHark or a Jet?
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 IanAllenBird: oh yeah, I'm gay
 LithelyUnshod: Love having Jordynne here for the Ontario references
 chubbyvboii: @jacqui_lantern234 thanks 
 JuniorRoll: Good Choice G
 electra310: He slept through the whole end!
 korvys: big mood
 jamesinor: West Side Story in this universe would be pretty dull
 CAKHost: Hi Raiders!
 TheNerdySimulation: this is just a normal start to my days so far
 an_archist2: Running Start Ep6
 forcedreject: oh is this I am Legend
 KWardJenx: Big morning mood
 jubale1: is this Y - the last man?
Aussie Dingus: What's happening legends?
 ani laurel: movie just started
 NonUniqueGuy: Start of a new run on a roguelite
 Despoiler98: why are there lights on?
DeltaStrata: @jamesinor Au contraire, I absolutely want to see a one-man version of West Side Story.
 vinewood_og: Is this Silent Hill for PS2?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, it's very strange in many production wyas
 TheNerdySimulation: "another day to live through" too real
 NimrodXIV: an adaptation of I am Legend, yes
 Morrigan9: co stars, but how
 PawssumFable: @jamesinor Just one guy snapping in the street with an unlit cigarette, looking very tired
 RebekahWSD: Really feels like a Twilight Zone
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: @forcedreject adapted from the original story, yeah
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 phoenixfeather14: @PharaohBender27 Thanks for the gift sub! Thank you awesome friend!
 Lanthess: Just wanna say, I like the studio cam setup for this.
 TheNerdWonder: That's not Vincent Price, that's the Brain!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The odd clashing was part of the long battle to get it made
 electra310: Those bodies looking pretty fresh for three years
 mercano82: That's going to be a lot of inherritance tax
 NonUniqueGuy: Double Cam is best Cam
 theguardianotter: These intro credits and music feel so out of place
 PharaohBender27: @phoenixfeather14 No problem! 
 forcedreject: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff Oh dear, I hope there's no dog scene
 neisan2112: I should reread I Am Legend. Its a very good book.
 SkylerRingtail: This movie is only slightly younger than I am!
 Mattmitchell45: I would have given up with the calendar by then
 Gascitygaming: my grandma's birthday
 DigitalSeahorse: he's like me, unable to plan ahead
 RatherLargeToad: 3 years?  Those corpses outside are preserving rather well
WardsarTheWriter: Hi Ben!
 neisan2112: Hi Ben
 Pywodwagon: or HAVE you
 definenull: thats a lotta garlic
voren_chalco: Did Graham get Kathleen an apocalypse for her birthday?
 HorusFive: But is your Grandpa single?
 korvys: Oh, this is doing the thing where I'm like... he's doing the voice, but actually it's just cause I've heard so many parodies of his voice
 jacqui_lantern234: happy movie birthday, Kathleen Blorbo
 GDwarble: One meal's worth of garlic hanging over his door
 CanvasWolfDoll: such restraint that he's still wearing clothes after being alone on earth
 A_Dub888: Kathleen caused the rapture?!
 DigitalSeahorse: mmmm bweh
 kimmiekoneko: is he doing movie tropes
 RebekahWSD: Garlic, its a vampire flick?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @HorusFive More importantly is he baptized?
 jacqui_lantern234: @A_Dub888 not surprising tbh 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Is this the same story as that Yule Brenner movie, and the Will Smith one... And nevermind
 theguardianotter: Dutch crunch?
 jacqui_lantern234: CAM XD
 jubale1: hello? ola?  hello in Chinese?
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: @a_dub888 I’m sure she would gladly do so if given the chance
 ProcyonFlynn: Oh - it IS the same guy as from House on Haunted Hill
 ClodiumSoride: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Charlton Heston, but yes
 Easilycrazyhat: That's for the best
 space_turbulence: Clearly Kathleen pulled an "all you zombies" on Jordynne's timeline
 electra310: It's fascinating that he still sets an alarm when there is nobody to keep him on a schedule
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 AtrusOfMyst: Garlic to appease overlords Mario and Luigi
 teddywhosabear: he hated this and took an alan smithee on the screenplay, credited as "logan swanson"
 Therberus: Seems a very peaceful existence ngl
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 shurtal: did he like Omega Man?
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 jvetting83: There are 3 adaptations i believe.
 ylegm: remember kids, only eat the canned food that isn't dented or bulging in the apocalypse
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @clodiumsoride both?
kusinohki: the ladder fell over
Genie_M: 3 years since end of the world but the street corpses looked quite fine
 neisan2112: Sounded like ben was on room mic?
 theguardianotter: Didn't that movie come out in like 2007?
 Therberus: Wait... 21hrs?!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah , he ended up leaving the production because it was so far from what he wanted
 BorealMage: After three years he still has good gas?
 simplydavemn: Ian:  I ham Legend.
 definenull: yeah ben's mic ain't on
 PipeSmokingOwl: Ben's mic not on
 PharaohBender27: But I did read that the Will Smith movie completely wrecked the entire point of the original story
 DigitalSeahorse: this is a horror game!  he has to start the generator!
  ritchards: Ben's mics off
 Therberus: Chat! How did you get it back up to 21hrs?!
 space_turbulence: And you gotta keep a routine to stay sane
 SnackPak_: 
 geckoinasuit: i love the dual cam
 SquareDotCube: Graham would turn into Krog
FelisRin: Love the credits music being so bombastic even when the mood is somber.
 GameSageZB: Monsters?! In my Vincent Price?!
 Simonark: Richard Matheson had worse movies… Real Steel with Hugh Jackson was ripped off from one of his Twilight Zones…
 RTwo28: Get sppokifer!
 RTwo28: spookifer*
 jchinnock: the monsters must run GasTown
 jjcard: the Will Smith movie came out in 2007, so the author was still alive
 ClodiumSoride: @thedepthandbreadthofseth this movie, Omega Man (Charlton Heston), and I am Legend (Will Smith) are all based on the same book.
 kimmiekoneko: a paper on tucked-in shirts, cameron
 ani laurel: those corpses on the street look really fresh
 ani laurel: for being 6 years old
 simplydavemn: Should we have had a spoopifer warning?
 geckoinasuit: 3 years and he never moved him
 definenull: huh
 forcedreject: Both would also be both COVID
 forcedreject: *pre COVID
 PipeSmokingOwl: @jchinnock but who run barter town!?
 DigitalSeahorse:   
  ritchards: Yes, listen to me talk about how the world is silent...
 theguardianotter: Cronch
 electra310: He just kicks that guy an inch per day
 ArdCollider: (similar difference: special forces operators between The Abyss and, like, Zero Dark Thirty.)
 PawssumFable: To be fair, if you were the last person, and you had access to every car, you wouldn't care if the gas was good
 shurtal: i mean, Omega Man was inbetween this and the Will Smith version
 RebekahWSD: Surprisingly clean shirt
 theguardianotter: Ough
 jubale1: I thought he’d be surprised, but he’s been here a while
 neisan2112: Would love to see a look at the like 5 different versions of this book/movie.
 HorusFive: Didn't even close the door when he went to get the genny going
DeltaStrata: Time for more banana onion juice!
 CaptainKranok: Can't waste that for eating, that's tactical garlic now.
 AugmentingPath: clonk
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 DigitalSeahorse: sometimes I do that after I pick it up but not that slowly
 PharaohBender27: Instead it's height-of-Cold War bunker ideal
 DeM0nFiRe: A nice bowl of coffee
 Gascitygaming: close the GARAGE!
 ComradeMik: it was the 60s, they hadn't invented depth yet
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @neisan2112 The episode of Random Number Generator Horror Podcast Number 9 does examine that
 AugmentingPath: KEKW
MatzerKat: "I prefer to eat my coffee like soup."
 teddywhosabear: lmao
 geckoinasuit: ok ian got me there
 Astramentha: mawp
TheAinMAP: 
 wedge_x: "And now here's Brand New Key."
WardsarTheWriter: Was that a kettle or a radio?
 RebekahWSD: QWRPLine
 tomorrowboy: "I'm seeing double here. Four Camerons!"
 Digigoner: "And now a word from our sponsors..."
 GameSageZB: And yet he'll still have nothing to talk about.
 RTwo28: I heard ham! I request Ham Cam again!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: One of the weird things in this movie is "where does he get all this fresh garlic
 forcedreject: kok w
 AtrusOfMyst: That's a huge GoXLR
 vinewood_og: Isn't this how Maron got started?
 DoodlestheGreat: Early social media addiction.
 Despoiler98: are we gonna find out where hes getting all the gas for his generators from?
 PipeSmokingOwl: KOKW - The Raven! Kakaw in the morning!
 DigitalSeahorse: WKRP in Cincinnati!
 neisan2112: @Thefluffiestguineapig OH! I've not heard of it, I'll have to check it out!
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: I wonder if he is sponsored by Audible and Bluechew
 an_archist2: welcome to scenic nsburg
 LordManiMani: Any word in whether this will get a VOD?
  mtvcdm: Wow that clock JUMPED since I departed the moonbase.
 mwlsn: This frequency travels across national borders
 vinewood_og: And now a word from Manscaped!
 Therberus: Ok but why put the garlic outside?
 Therberus: Oh wait zombies?!
 Shadwhawk: He's not wearing a tie and a coat, so that's how you know he's disheveled
 jubale1: he left the door open!
 neisan2112: It does have some of that yeah.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @neisan2112 It's on the Nightvale Network and they are super contentious about trigger warnings and having a full discussion
 TheNerdySimulation: this garlic has lost it's pungency is definitely an insult somewhere
 midnightcurryjazz: @Therberus vampires.
 electra310: My mans here needs to plant chives
 kragmabutch: can't wait for the i am legend qwerpline episode
KeytarCat: @Therberus Zombies, but vampire flavored!
 kimmiekoneko: the other guy has a slightly different coffee time and they always miss each other by 10 mins
 Digigoner: "Hello, this is Russel with KOKW. Bringing you your morning news, forevermore!"
 mwlsn: I'm just hearing Maurice LaMarche's Vincent Van Ghoul
 AtrusOfMyst: "Don't forget to drop a Prime sub"
 saucemaster5000: Wait you still have fucking coffeee and orange juice?????
 simplydavemn: Eating - use plenty of Lip and Tongue action...
 IanAllenBird: this is 10 years too early for sous vide
 ladylinzington: it's daytime, no monsters out
 DigitalSeahorse: garlic is supposed to repel vampire like monsters
 DiscordianTokkan: "Better replace that garlic, from the garlic store. Should I plant any? NAH"
 geckoinasuit: how does he still have orange juice
 saucemaster5000: Where is he getting the roasted beans for coffee????
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @kragmabutch Would Derek be the survivor? I'm not sure that's quite bleak enough
 NonUniqueGuy: @KeytarCat Oh, I have potato chips like that
 GDwarble: The narration is an odd choice
TheAinMAP: https://clips.twitch.tv/HonorableRockyTapirMingLee-3Qj0nz0wolVd_c8l
 Easilycrazyhat: Dude...garlic GROWS in the ground.
 Redbassist: This is quite the ice box
 Easilycrazyhat: *@ vincent
thedepthandbreadthofseth: You plant it.
 jvetting83: Puts empty container back.
 RebekahWSD: Where does he grow that much garlic?
 electra310: Garlic is easy
MatzerKat: Thrill as a man assembles a grocery list!
 Gascitygaming: my grandpa did it in margarine tubs on the dining room table
Genie_M: Garlic works like that
 IsaTheEngie: I'm gonna be harvesting mine this weekend!
 TheNerdySimulation: @saucemaster5000 I mena, nobody is watching the stores any more
 JuniorRoll: I like the narration vs. him talking to himself
 bigmtgman: just seeing what is happing
 NotCainNorAbel: You should plant it in the fall
 ThorSokar: you take a clove and put it in the ground, that's it
 PawssumFable: This is based on a book. The main character talked to himself a lot internally or in a journal?
 BrowneePoints: good Jarlic is pretty decent.
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 neisan2112: @Thefluffiestguineapig Sick! I've got it saved to check out. Been wanting another horror podcast to listen to
 jubale1: cure garlic of what?
 DigitalSeahorse: what did he just toss?
 kimmiekoneko: tiny sip
 RedRaptor: Is this just Vincent Price's normal morning routine?
 bubba0077: Just move to Gilroy, CA
FelisRin: Plot twist: this is all a long commercial for local garlic farmers.
 TheNerdySimulation: what is this voice reminding me of
  ritchards: He is sounding so Orson Wells...
 electra310: That shallow cup is clearly empty
 RebekahWSD: Reason and personal hygene
 Easilycrazyhat: Basically a strange silent movie
 ImmortalLen: A blade runner cut?
 ladylinzington: anger? in this economy?
 jacqui_lantern234: jordynne thats called the mute button
 TheNerdySimulation: @ritchards YES!!
 Gascitygaming: he'sa making a carrot
 DigitalSeahorse: that's what mute button is for
 saucemaster5000: I want a cut of this movie where the voiceover is done by Rob Schneider
 korvys: Just getting a bit of lathing in
 CaptainKranok: I hope that's medium rare.
 NimrodXIV: fresh stakes
 DeM0nFiRe: Yeah sous vide
 HadesLeprechaun: I feel like...maybe he could have gotten through more of the city in 3 years?
 Easilycrazyhat: Nope, only lathe
DeltaStrata: Have you tried whittling?
 ComradeMik: gotta keep busy somehow
 RTwo28: should we talk about bite club?
 teddywhosabear: yeah, an easy way to make a stake is sous vide, we just saw that
 Redbassist: Just lathing about
 electra310: "Can you construct some sort of rudimentary lathe?"
 theguardianotter: Just Vincent constantly mewing
 TheNerdWonder: kinda presumptuous to assume vampires wouldn't move into the areas you've already searched
KeytarCat: That's such a dull tool
 GameSageZB: Just running gas powered equipment in my home
 HorusFive: Folks- remember to use eye-pro when woodworking
ghyllnox: Perfectly lathed stakes
 SnackPak_: body seal?
 forcedreject: Body seal? Also known as healing?
 Sorator13: ah yes, the famed Body Seal
 IanAllenBird: oh ok then
 TheNerdySimulation: I feel like that's a bit too wide at the top to b practical
 VorlonScout: after the apocalypse, a person needs hobbies
 SkylerRingtail: That's just called a puncture wound, sir.
  Juliamon: body seal....
 ElementalAlchemist: The lathe works though
 DigitalSeahorse: tones of table legs
 GDwarble: The body seal, an aquatic doctor
 Saintnex: Wow, this really is very traditional vampire
 ComradeMik: they justified why he's making stakes on a lathe?!
 vinewood_og: Talk about breaking the seal...
 spethycakes: Ah, the kiss from a garlic rose
MatzerKat: They're not selkies, you clown.
 kalira77: Ah yes, the seal of the body
 Trymantha: is the body seal like flesh flex tape?
 adept_nekomancer: Glad he was able to find a post-apocalypse lathe
 Digigoner: It's a new experience to hear The Brain narrating a vampire movie. I keep expecting Pinky to ask what they're doing tonight.
Kaktus021: Having made a stake on a lathe, yes there are easier ways
 betweenmyself: he should be sous-viding that stake 
 forcedreject: Whenever I heal from a wound I will now say "my body seal is complete"
Genie_M: 11 kills in 3 years
 DigitalSeahorse: Welp off to my sharp table leg salesman job
TheAinMAP: 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Wtf?!?
 GDwarble: Once more into the pit
 Boomyakalolo: Kokw Kok wave radio brought to  you by flesh seal
 HadesLeprechaun: well he was gonna replace it, but he didn't have pungent new ones
 spethycakes: Back to the Pit
  Juliamon: Body Seal, relative of Positive Seal
 Mattmitchell45: The original writer inspired so many sci-fi adaptations - including The Box, What Dreams May Come, and Real Steel
 GameSageZB: Back when cars had 8 body trunks.
 Easilycrazyhat: His bag disappearedf
 Digigoner: I don't think he's ever put a body in the trunk before...;
 theguardianotter: Shes started to stiffen up
 northos: chat, what was the title of the movie? I missed it
 TheNerdySimulation: nobody has to check his piss for steroids so he's geared up
 ElementalAlchemist: uuurrrrrrrgghhhhh
 korvys: Apparently he was 6'4"
FelisRin: Simultaneously stiff and floppy. Rigor mortis how does it work?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @neisan2112 If Latinx horror perspectives interest you then Uy Que Horror is in English but analyzes Latinx horror
 Morrigan9: big trunk
 DigitalSeahorse: A+ acting on the bodies
 geckoinasuit: i want a dubfight of this so badly
 DoodlestheGreat: This is a hell of a blind date.
 KWardJenx: Okay, that's impressive. Dead weight is very difficult to move
 PharaohBender27: Fun fact, that's the reason using 18th-19th century style bayonets would be considered a war crime - the triangular shape was so the wound wouldn't close
DeltaStrata: "I'm not quite dead!"
 Redbassist: I'm Not dead yet!
 HorusFive: @northos "The Last Man on Earth"
 RebekahWSD: Yeah this is just being a designated driver
 simplydavemn: He didn't put a red flag on the body.
excalgold: did he pick up his stakes? i guess he did...
 CAKHost: This dead bodies bit is underwhelming
MatzerKat: "Jesus, Gary, you gotta stop sleeping in front of my car."
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I mean, he's going through a lot to use the express lane!
FelisRin: Off to the pit. The LOVE pit...
 Mr_Horrible: can't even close the trunk,
 kimmiekoneko: close the fucking lid
 PharaohBender27: What's the MPG on that thing?
 PawssumFable: Ew
 Easilycrazyhat: Always move your bodies responsibly
 Dog_of_Myth: Get gas, get garlic, lathe some steaks
 SquareDotCube: why not... get another car...
 gualdhar: I'm amazed that gas still works three years after production, that stuff starts to gelatinize after 6 months
 definenull: how nice of them to die neatly on the side of the road
 RebekahWSD: They bouce out the tailgate...
 DigitalSeahorse: time to siphon a truck
ghyllnox: It's a tanker
 theguardianotter: Welp
 Digigoner: convenient gas can!
 TheNerdySimulation: distance?
 GameSageZB: Wait, why the line of tanks, but then had to go fill one!?
 mercano82: Because taking it home would be steeling
 Saintnex: Also this is 3 years later, how is any of this gas still working?
Genie_M: Gasoline goes bad in a short time
drawnbinary: i just had to get my food and have no clue what's going on lol
 Sunidesus: why not just drive the tanker closer to home?
 HadesLeprechaun: When Evil Lurks was a banger of a movie
 space_turbulence: DoesnDoesn't gas go stale after a few years?
 NotCainNorAbel: why not just bring the gas home?
 Omega_Lairon: take a jerry, leave a jerry
 definenull: he had 3 years to come up with a system
squ3e: joining late, is this the last man alive in a vampire apocalypse?
 ComradeMik: i mean, it's a relay of gas deposits
 kragmabutch: he leaves the back open so he can deliver the bodies like jeremy clarkson's ambulance
 SkylerRingtail: Oh no, the cotton clouds!
FelisRin: His breath perpetually smells of garlic and gasoline.
 ComradeMik: this way he can extend his effective range
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Part of the difference between this and the Will Smith one is this leans into the book's theme of anything becoming mundane and whether mechanically going through the motions is at all sufficient as truly living
 Hipopotasaur: L o n g Ladel, thats how
 Rhynerd: does gas attract vampires or something?
 Trymantha: yeah after 3 years that gas would have gone very bad
 PandaByName: last man on earth?
WardsarTheWriter: Back to the pit!
 GDwarble: Ah, yes, the eternally-burning pit
 Mr_Horrible: oh, thank you for reminding me, Jordynne, that one was on my to-watch  list
TheAinMAP: 
 korvys: The Put
 NotCainNorAbel: so...Springfield
 korvys: *Pit
ghyllnox: Ah, can't forget your gas mask on your way to the office
 Sorator13: Now THAT's an alternative to fossil fuels!
 adept_nekomancer: Sure, he's got an ever-burning corpse fire
 DoodlestheGreat: "Welcome to Dayton, Ohio."
 TheNerdySimulation: thank goodness these vampires leave the fire going overnight for him
 DiscordianTokkan: Into the hooooole
 definenull: whee!
 PawssumFable: Now I've learned that there are SO MANY pieces of media called the last man on earth
 Solahwin_Tampramain: was that... his wife?
 MrGibberish: Wait, the rotated
MatzerKat: Centralia, PA. Scenic and beautiful.
 geckoinasuit: welcome to centralia
Genie_M: He was legs out before
 GameSageZB: Wheee!
 SketchyDetails: @space_turbulence leaded gas is different. modern gasoline contains ethanol with is hygroscopic and attracts water to it.
 ylegm: "You May Be Entitled To Compensation!"
 62MGcobra: Lead is a wonderful preservative apparently
FelisRin: Vampire go down the hooooooooole!
 electra310: Geez, doesn't he have burning corpse-fire at home?
 Gascitygaming: the springfield tire fire
 korvys: ANd of a can
 Digigoner: No wonder he's outta gas!
epsilon_vee: since the film came out
 theguardianotter: Absolute waste
thedepthandbreadthofseth: In the Will Smith one, didn't Emma Thompson cause the plague with a cancer treatment?
 IanAllenBird: has he heard of kindling
 Easilycrazyhat: That was a perfectly good can Vince.
 theguardianotter: YEET
 Sorator13: also a waste of a gas can!
 TehAmelie: all the Jerries
 Redbassist: Body goes in the square hole
 PharaohBender27: YOU NEED THAT GAS FOR YOUR CAR
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I would buy that as the reason for Centralia having no projected burnout date
 Mr_Horrible: with the hand in the pocket is a great detail
ghyllnox: Just a little more fire on top
 bubba0077: I think those are the same six
 jamesinor: Centralia is one of my favorite stories of why you don't just set shit on fire
 HorusFive: With the other hand in the pocket 
 DigitalSeahorse: he used to work at the jerry can factory
 Mattmitchell45: Such a fit for throwing a torch
 jvetting83: Wasn't it already lit and smoking?
 Despoiler98: its....already burning dude.....hence THE SMOKE
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "A little fire here, maybe a touch there"
 DoomBringerIL: !runtime
 Sorator13: still with the trunk open!!
 Easilycrazyhat: Second body wandered off on its own i guess
 m33pn8r: Oh, I HAVE seen this before! I wondered where my memories of a flaming body pit were from...
 PawssumFable: There's a novel from like the 20's or something, and I feel like this movie is based on it
 JuniorRoll: What aim!
 MyrddintheWizard: Wern't the bodies the other way around...?
 Solahwin_Tampramain: why didn't he close his hatch?
 adept_nekomancer: Oh sure, just leave the back open.  Improves ventilation I guess.
 aerohydra: suikoden
 Rhynerd: is that car trunk just jammed open or something?
Genie_M: Garlic store
 A_Dub888: that must be how he gets his exercise in
 DigitalSeahorse: ah the shopping cart store
 PawssumFable: It's like one of the oldest zombie media
FelisRin: Put the controller on the floor....
 AtrusOfMyst: Dang that would have been so loud in Fallout
 SquareDotCube: and some racing game
 Mattmitchell45: Suikoden
 electra310: The vampire carts come out at night
 Gaelan_Maestro: super duper mart sure is messy
 theguardianotter: Surprisingly still well stocked
 Trymantha: If you had a policenauts save he mentioned Hideo Kojima by name iirc
 teddywhosabear: boy the shelf life back then was pretty good huh
 DigitalSeahorse: x  at soup
 TheNerdySimulation: who is putting all the shopping carts tho
 ArdCollider: honestly this is just the Walgreens in my neighborhood
darrin paag: man Springfield looks rough
 iris_of_ether: Suikoden's real good, actually
 ComradeMik: he's going to loot some hardcopy pornography
 DoodlestheGreat: Hey, pick me up a couple cans of peans, will ya.
 A_Dub888: I mean…
MatzerKat: "What do you mean, there's just garlic!?"
  SmithKurosaki: Why ARE you at Soup/
 GameSageZB: God that store would reek.
 PawssumFable: But they're pre-modern zombies, and everyone's sorta just got something rabies-like
 tomorrowboy: All the rats also died.
 RTwo28: Cam should play project zomboid
 SkylerRingtail: No animals seen yet, hmm
 DigitalSeahorse: another generator
 RebekahWSD: Some hows theres still a Karen holding up the line
 vinewood_og: Super Duper Mart?
 mwlsn: oh, anotehr lathe
 Morrigan9: how is there power?
 jchinnock: the garlic turbine!
 Despoiler98: how is therea turbine in the back of SUPERMARKET still RUNNING?
 AtrusOfMyst: Endless places around to piss
 vinewood_og: Zombie jerky
 DigitalSeahorse: that's 2 generators
 hackingducks: i just can't imagine going that far out of town to burn the bodies. just find a parking structure or something
 SquareDotCube: even with preservatives it would smell RANK in there
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Another thing is the mechanical stuff and power magically works
 OtherEdgeworth: Who put all the shopping trolleys in the way?
 jamesinor: Once again, another example of humans being a bit too comfy to jump right into cannibalsim
 Saintnex: WUT
 Fruan: Bake-o-mat!
 Easilycrazyhat: "I have time now!" *ppfffffftttt*
 SquareDotCube: after 3 years of decomposition
 theguardianotter: Oh my god that must STINK
 geckoinasuit: that would all be rotten to heck wow
 wedge_x: dry aged
 Dog_of_Myth: Dry Aged beef
 CanvasWolfDoll: just because the world ended doesn't mean he needs to stop being civilized
 theguardianotter: HOW
 Gascitygaming: it's been 3 years!
 jubale1: dried food will last months
 RTwo28: Ian please do not the zombies
 TehAmelie: so what are we watching? i just woke up
 KWardJenx: Wait, didn't he say it was 3 years?
 geckoinasuit: Just plant more....
Genie_M: 3 years!?
drawnbinary: my town used to get groceries every like 6 weeks...
 A_Dub888: mics weren’t sensitive enough back then to pickup flatus
 Easilycrazyhat: Vince...just PLANT the garlic
FelisRin: 3 years. I call shenanigans. No way it'
 neisan2112: Who cares about that meat, gotta get the garlic
 TheNerdySimulation: Why is there garlic in the meat section??? - past grocery worker here
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Again, you can plant garlic my dude
 DoodlestheGreat: BAKE-O-MAT
 teddywhosabear: should you not be planting these?
MatzerKat: "Can't possibly grow more..."
DeltaStrata: Gods. Zombievampires are just the worst. They all just abandon their carts at the front of the store.
 JuniorRoll: He is set!
 Gascitygaming: you can grow garlic indoors VERY easily
 HadesLeprechaun: only take what I need, aka all of it
 DigitalSeahorse: he can smell it in the freezer?
 adept_nekomancer: He'd have to be a garlic farmer to sustain this level of garlic consumption
WhatTheBelle: if only garlic could ... grow
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Ew!  Gross three year old meat.
  SmithKurosaki: YEET the garlic 
 BrokenGolem: and none of the meat. so pure garlic diet
 jedi_master_zll: He would have had to butcher all that himself...
 Rhynerd: man kept a freezer working for 3 years?
 TehAmelie: this is practically episode 3 of The Last of Us huh
ghyllnox: NOW will he close the trunk???
 ani laurel: This is an incredibly well-stocked apocalypse
Kate Anon: no way that meat is still good
 ani laurel: not a chance
 dm818: Yeah after three years you could have a HUGE garden of garlic.
 wedge_x: and have to swing by the library and say hi to Burgess Merideth
 LordManiMani: He's saving a load for Burgess Meredith, he's holed up in the central library downtown
 DoomBringerIL: doesn't fuel go bad after 2 years? @LoadingReadyRun
 space_turbulence: Still would absolutely be rotten
  SmithKurosaki: But the peaches were put in a can, by a man
 Mr_Horrible: and *STILL* doesn't close the trunk
 magical_writer: Only take what he needs, save the rest for others.
 Despoiler98: did they not know that garlic is a PLANT? back then
 GameSageZB: Yeah, Cam, that reading of it you mentioned is lining up
 Easilycrazyhat: Ah, the mirror store
 DigitalSeahorse: Scopels
 Mattmitchell45: "Nah, survivalism's not for me"
 Saintnex: heck, just loot a library on a book on how to grow plants like garlic??
 PawssumFable: @DeltaStrata They don't have souls anymore love, I'm p. sure you need one to returen your cart
 theguardianotter: Why does he have to replace the mirrors??
 vinewood_og: Like move into the grocery store and fortify? Has this man even played Fallout?
 Solahwin_Tampramain: why does he need mirrors?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: A literal mirror store
 IanAllenBird: that's handy
 Despoiler98: ah yes the local mirror store
MatzerKat: Fresh-grown mirrors!
 simplydavemn: But he needs to keep the Mirros fresh...
 jchinnock: wonder which Italian VaultTec vault he missed out on?
 RebekahWSD: It a very civil apocolypse
 mwlsn: Just gotta stock up on mirrors
 electra310: Why did he bother to take two bodies and leave all the other ones?
 DigitalSeahorse: Scope out Scoples!
 Dog_of_Myth: Fresh picked mirrors
 Digigoner: Vampires don't loot things, dontcha know?
 phuznutz: Beahahah, stealing mirrors
FelisRin: He sniffs the mirrors to make sure they're still good.
 forcedreject: Why not simply find a circus and live in the hall of mirrors
Genie_M: My mom worked as a chemical engineer in food freezing technology - things go longer than advertised but....
 NimrodXIV: specifically the rectangle ones
 Morrigan9: this goes witht ewallpaper
 SilverHalcyon: where the zombies at?
 Despoiler98: only the FRESHEST mirrors
 Fruan: square mirrors only!
 Koshindan: Maybe he's picking out mirrors with the right silver backing?
 JuniorRoll: Why don't we have those anymore??????
 ladylinzington: look at them shine
 maxdamnit: why haven't the mirrors decomposed after 3 years?
 Solahwin_Tampramain: oh its vampires?
 Gaelan_Maestro: hammer XD
 ArdCollider: where's the goddamn Instagram selfie mirror, etc.
 geckoinasuit: my dude...you are the last man
 vinewood_og: Must not have speced for carry weight
 theguardianotter: A lot apparently, you only killed 11 in 3 years
 KWardJenx: Pretty sure that business died well before the apocalypse
 mwlsn: I don't know man, check a city map?
 SquareDotCube: casual home invasion
 jubale1: how many blocks still exist?  would blocks just stop?
 PharaohBender27: He only takes the square ones FAKE EDIT: @Fruan beat me to it
 betweenmyself: “I wear out my cocaine chopping mirrors faster these days.  Better stock up.”
 Easilycrazyhat: "Spike salesman here! Come get your spikes!"
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 theguardianotter: WHAT
 SnackPak_: jeez
fungal_bird: @Solahwin_Tampramain yeah this movie is based off of the novel I Am Legend
Genie_M: 12
 PharaohBender27: 
 RTwo28: HHHAAAA
 Mr_Horrible: 
 AtrusOfMyst: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Despoiler98: STAB
 GameSageZB: Wow.
 DeM0nFiRe: Zero hesitation
 ElementalAlchemist: pfffft
 jacqui_lantern234: BAHAHAHAHA
 Saintnex: hahahaha
FelisRin: Light bopping.
 El_Zilcho22: 
 Digigoner: LOOOOOL
  Juliamon: 
 RebekahWSD: LOL
 TheNerdySimulation: I'm sorry????
DeltaStrata: SO VICIOUS
 teddywhosabear: dang
 Sunidesus: Hahahah!
 BrokenGolem: 
bourgeoiscaesar: The driest of dry aging
 ani laurel: Honestly, the fact that he has to put no effort into surviving is kinda hilarious
 Solahwin_Tampramain: YIKES
  mtvcdm: With a mallet
 midnightcurryjazz: 
 IanAllenBird: rip
 adept_nekomancer: And then a violence.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 HadesLeprechaun: wow, totally no-sold that scene
 Despoiler98:    stabbing time
 Redbassist: LMAO
 mrjujubeans: brutal
 PawssumFable: The worst
 RTwo28: Awful take, just horrible
 spethycakes: half-assed staking
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @jchinnock Weird side note as a Fallout lore nerd, there's a suspicion that VaultTec was a purely American thing and other countries dealt with it slightly better
 e_bloc: what
 LeeshaJoy: If he breaks them on the way home he will have SO MUCH bad luck
 DoomBringerIL: quickest murder ever @LoadingReadyRun
 A_Dub888: nother day another murder spree
 DeM0nFiRe: He said 11 kills in 3 years, suddenly he goes on a kill streak?
 jchinnock: oh the real monster
 GameSageZB: No more takes, only gasoline explosions.
 Saintnex: the hatch is STILL open!!
 PawssumFable: He's so enthused about it
 HorusFive: They aren't people.  Look how poor they're dressed
 Rhynerd: not even a stabbing sound.
 JuniorRoll: and we turn
 IanAllenBird: they're too eepy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I think he doesn't consider them people
 DiscordianTokkan: Vampire Zombies
 Digigoner: Is he actually just going around killing homeless people!?!?
 hoveringhalibut: What a swing he has
Genie_M: He said that 11 kills in 3 years
 SaxPython: K:d is infinite
 MaelstronSolenor: smooth brain was better done
 TehAmelie: they've got the torps
 ylegm: I thought he said he only killed 11 in 3 years
 RTwo28: Idk, they dont have skulls on their hats, they might not be baddies
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It also is daytime when they sleep
 GDwarble: There were sure some editing choices made
 Gascitygaming: https://clips.twitch.tv/AbrasiveHealthyEmuMikeHogu-s0LDPSDX3xzmOVOS
 Stratavarius: He is determined to be the last man on earth
 Spacecarl: They are REAL weak in the daytime if I remember
  mtvcdm: Price just swinging like he doesn't give a fuck
Khalstrom: The author didn't like this adaptation?
 ComradeMik: "ok vincent, just kinda wave the hammer off frame"
 LiamK712: they’re all laying down and half asleep too
 vinewood_og: No Country for Undead
 CAKHost: Didn't even ask "Are you a vampire? You need to tell me you are a vampire."
 cointosscryptid: the only thing more violent than that stab was the cut afterword
 MrPipboy3000: This movie is goofy, but the story this is based on is fantastic
 suntone: Was that just a dude in a dress that got thrown off the cliff
 Mattmitchell45: Sighing a lot during murdering
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/LongAliveButterPMSTwin-npWZC-9gUfUuWWPb
 TheNerdySimulation: He's hammering in those stakes like I do when I'm camping
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yuuuuuuuuuup
 NimrodXIV: ugh
 theguardianotter: God that's a mood
 hackingducks: yeah hospitals love doing that
 mrjujubeans: They love waking sick people up constantly
 theguardianotter: I do not miss that from being in the hospital
 DigitalSeahorse: jeez
 Fruan: Wring out the Graham
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Low blood pressure
 SilverHalcyon: why they sleepy?
 PharaohBender27: Ooof
 TehAmelie: ah, Graham knows about the vampire's torpor
Genie_M: Have some blood pressure
 jacqui_lantern234: oof
 ElementalAlchemist: That sounds awful
MatzerKat: Get the spigot!
bourgeoiscaesar: *casually kills vampire*
Chris Lijoi: *nyeh*
ender4449: *nonchalantly stakes vampire*
voren_chalco: @CAKHost "Otherwise it's enfangment"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @SilverHalcyon Daytime and they are vampire things
FelisRin: This would be like, a million times better if there was a blood geyser like in Dracula: Dead and Loving It. Vincent Price comes back home just COVERED in blood, same steadfast expression on his face.
 jacqui_lantern234:  gdi cam
 hackingducks: i had a pulmonary embolism and they'd wake me up at random hours and make be blow on the incentive spirometer... and it was like "uhh i forgot how to breathe."
 geckoinasuit: wait really
 phuznutz: How is it that it's 26 hours since last here with the Bull and there is only 30min less on the clock?
 neisan2112: VERY Different vampires than the book wow. Like completely oppisite, they're fast.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup that's right Cam
 feet2big: miss-stake
 Digigoner: "i've only killed 11 random innocent people. Acceptable losses"
 Simonark: He lives by Dalton Wilcox rules.
 RTwo28: @feet2big Dark puns!
 HadesLeprechaun: oh, that quote is in a music album I have
 neisan2112: Yeah Cam's right.
 Morrigan9: thriller
 rosesmcgee: Maybe last man on earth was aspirational for him
 GameSageZB: Gotta get my murderin' music on.
 HadesLeprechaun: I never knew what it was from
 MTGRanger: "I'm the last man alive. All it took was killing all the other men alive."
 CAKHost: @voren_chalco XD
fungal_bird: Gets rick-rolled 20 years early
 theguardianotter: The cronch
 niccus: i can see how this movie would have killed the author
 RTwo28: Vampire with a 2x4
 Digigoner: I too like to stand in my yard with a 2x4
 mrverbal: have they confused zombies and vampires
 Easilycrazyhat: "Wood! Come get your wood here!"
FelisRin: Vampire practicing his batting.
 simplydavemn: Zombie Cricket player!
 Trymantha: yeah lots of chewing being picked up
 electra310: Aw man, it's the HOA
 phuznutz: @Ulmer, what was that Toro game last night?
 RebekahWSD: Jazzy
Genie_M: Vampirezombies
 jubale1: they hear the music
 geckoinasuit: they can talk?
 0x6772: So he put on "attacking" music for them?
 Saintnex: They can talk?
 spethycakes: so "last man on earth" is by design, then 
 Mattmitchell45: But he also doesn't think other humans live
Kate Anon: one very casual swing of the mallet and you're done
 PawssumFable: Yep, this is definitely based on that old book
 IanAllenBird: oh,
 SkylerRingtail: They're...sentient?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Zompires
 hackingducks: c'mowt... c'mowt...
 Aarek: one vs one me irl!
 xblue007: They're coming for you barbra
 jacqui_lantern234: "ok fine, im gay!!!!" 
 DeM0nFiRe: Wow them talking was absolutely not on my bingo card
 SilverHalcyon: nice a record player
 PawssumFable: I WILL find it. Maybe not tonight. But I will.
 Mr_Horrible: doing the "Go on, shoo" to a vampire
 RebekahWSD: Get off my damn lawn
 TheNerdWonder: at least the assault has a good soundtrack
 Therberus: Wait they SPEAK?!
 saucemaster5000: "Bro, I'm not ready to come out"
 JuniorRoll: Drawing them in with the music
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 aquinas_0: interesting fact, vampires and zombies were really in-differentiable until dracula
 mrjujubeans: go on get!
 RTwo28: I do kinda like the zombie like Vampire idea
 hoveringhalibut: My favorite thing at the hospital was when they'd give me Benadryl by IV and then tell me to stay awake to give them feedback on how the treatment felt.
 tehfewl: "come on, dude. its totally cool"
Genie_M: After 3 years there was still a window
AndyDaMage: its seems like he's the bad guy here
MatzerKat: "Morgan! You're being such a douche, give us our house back"
 Despoiler98: Has he never found A GUN? in all his time wondering around?
 Therberus: Is he sure that they're not just annoying?
 Koshindan: Big Garlic Energy
 Saintnex: Are we sure Vincent Price hasnt just gone insane and randomly murding ppl?
 dm818: I mean it's 3 years in
AndyDaMage: just going around murdering people
 HadesLeprechaun: yeah I'm surprised he hasn't killed like, every one in a 10 mile radius
 adept_nekomancer: "I nailed like 4 boards over that window, it's probably fine"
 PandaByName: they don't seem particularly strong
 Strebenherz: "Hey Morgan, wanna invest in some Vampire Crypto?"
 josh___something: You have to be after 3 years
 Lord_Hosk: But they can't come in unless he invites them?
 neisan2112: The Will Smith movie has the most accurate vampires I think. This and Omega Man are closer to just Zombies.
 Twilight_Spark: This One Shot is going to slasaay Morgan.
FelisRin: He needs to dig a moat or something.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 geckoinasuit: could he not just make a stake launcher
 jedi_master_zll: But he can't open a bottle.
  mtvcdm: Don't dead open inside
 MTGRanger: @Despoiler98 guns don't work on em
 HorusFive: Yup- totally mindless zombie-vampires.  Who speak to you by name
 SilverHalcyon: they know his name too
 theguardianotter: Do you not remember how good that card was in midnight hunt?
 TehAmelie: he does give the major guilts here
 NimrodXIV: spoilers! lol
 BrowneePoints: and the book!
 SkylerRingtail: Based on  that tanker truck, this takes place in the US. How does he not have a gun?
 HorusFive: It is
 GDwarble: I believe so, yes
 neisan2112: Yes
 shurtal: yup
 Saintnex: welcome to the theme of I am Legend 
 saucemaster5000: yuuup
 Lanthess: He could simply put a stake on a stick and jab 'em
 jubale1: twist: everybody is normal but he’s gone hyper and doesn’t get his madness.
 aquinas_0: yep
Genie_M: Yep
 AtrusOfMyst: Place probably smells like a gasoline garlic fart bomb
 Simonark: Yep.
 ImmortalLen: Yes, loosly
 tidehollowcat: Yep
Grumpingtoon: a very bad one
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yep
 korvys: I've never actually seen I am Legend
 simplydavemn: So that's why we don't see Morgan in Sketches so much anymore!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 NonUniqueGuy: Like at least with "I Am Legend" they waited a bit before showing he is the villain
 Mattmitchell45: Omega Man was the most well know, before Will Smith
 DigitalSeahorse: did he dream that?
 Digigoner: "Time for 12!"
FelisRin: Rorgan Mobert
 TehAmelie: Robert Morgan Robert!
 MrPipboy3000: Or is he Morgan Neville?
 aquinas_0: Will Smith's I am Legend - lets just reverse the point of the movie randomly
 mwlsn: Rorgan Mobert
 hackingducks: is he john, jacob, or jingleheimer-schmidt
 RebekahWSD: I never did open that pickle jar for her
 electra310: No alarm or pajamas today
 Toxxick: Yeah, in the novel its explained that the zombi-vampirism doesnt make them into monsters in the usual way, it just changes the way they think to prioritize spreading the virus
 sfaviator: ballz
DeltaStrata: Yes, Robert, that's how days work.
 PawssumFable: That's how Sleep works
 mrjujubeans: so based on
 RTwo28: It was not cringe
 PawssumFable: Another day to start over again
 jubale1: story was baste
 CAKHost: Actually if vampires remove the whole building, can they get them? Or can they not cross over the foundation unless he invits them over?
 SilverHalcyon: did they give up?
 PharaohBender27: @aquinas_0 IKR?
 DigitalSeahorse: monch munch nom
 PawssumFable: Give us your snacks
 electra310: Maybe on Slay Day he celebrates by sleeping in afterwards
 PawssumFable: We've given you like
 simplydavemn: @aquinas_0 To be fair, the directors cut didn't so much do that.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @CAKHost This is more a "fortify the building" situation
 NonUniqueGuy: Why not find another home to hold up in?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 korvys: This is the second year in a row we're watching an older adaptation of the source of a relatively famous movie, that I haven't actually watched (never saw The Thing)
 TehAmelie: @CAKHost it's all about legal ownership of property
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also why the fuck doesn't he just move?
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: but where did the pile of wood come from
 HorusFive: Same thing we do every night Pinky- try to kill some innocent vampire-zombies
 hackingducks: he's lathey
Kate Anon: I keep thinking the crunching noise is in the film
 TheNerdySimulation: they're one-use only stakes apparently
 Simonark: Honestly, The Legend of Hell House is a genuinely great Richard Matheson adaptation. I am Legend has three… adaptations, all right.
 RebekahWSD: The stakes arent reusable?
 simplydavemn: Aren't the stakes reusable?
fungal_bird: depression got me like
 saucemaster5000: SPA DAY
MatzerKat: He's got the Lathe Madness!
 Easilycrazyhat: Maybe fix your trunk...
 NotCainNorAbel: why are steaks one time use?
FelisRin: Lathe in a tumble dryer. With bagpipes.
 mrjujubeans: beach day!
 LordManiMani: [Jerry Lewis voice] Laaathen
 bagfullofbees: maybe the trunk is just broken
 Despoiler98: dude your hatch is open
 PharaohBender27: (Vincent Price voice) I can't
 wormapotheote: why does the man never close his trunk
 SquareDotCube: Hit the bricks man, leave the city
 Iluvatardis: if you remove the stake the body seal reforms?
 jubale1: less smelly?
 Spacecarl: generally the stakes need to stay in until they are burned
 ThorSokar: wood lathes are actually save volume-wise
MaddogM: Needs the downforce
 neisan2112: @Simonark Yeees, that one is so good.
DeltaStrata: Wow, Cam, like, we're in the middle of it!
 DoodlestheGreat: "Welcome to 'This Old Apocalypse.' I'm your host, Bob Villa."
  ritchards: drag less depends on the speed
 ylegm: I think Cam nailed that one
 Mattmitchell45: Is he gonna go Cross shopping?
 ElementalAlchemist: the hatch is stuck open
 PawssumFable: I always contemplate
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Because the vampire's only know where he is because of the habits, if he moves houses they stop calling his name and shit
 SkylerRingtail: Ah, just like every indie game: the theme is depression
 NimrodXIV: you sure you haven't seen this Cam? 
 LithelyUnshod: I think he has to leave the stakes in them to prevent healiy
 electra310: Off to the brick and crosses store
 ElementalAlchemist: Or he's really trying to get the stench of dead out of his car
 PawssumFable: What DOESN'T die when you shove a stake in its heart?
 Rhynerd: i’m starting to think that trunk really is just broken at this point.
 DigitalSeahorse: wouldn't it be better to just recycle the wood after he kills, run them until they aren't sharp anymore
 geckoinasuit: i would simply die
 djalternative: I think it might be that the closed trunk creates shade in the car which he doesn't want with vampires?
 saucemaster5000: Graham, housing prices
 bagfullofbees: "Hey God, it's me again"
 jchinnock: blaring Taylor’s version of Bad Blood as he drives
 Koshindan: Like why not the church? It has a metal door.
 Easilycrazyhat: Simply live where the vampires aren't
 HorusFive: Especially if they know your house and your NAME
fungal_bird: I would simply not live in the vampire apocalypse
 Fruan: @PawssumFable Dryads
 SkylerRingtail: @LithelyUnshod But...could he not remove the stake just before burning them?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @SkylerRingtail In this one specifically it's existential depression!
 electra310: Oh, no alarm clock because Sunday
 tomorrowboy: Huh, Omega Man (1971) came out only 7 years after The Last Man On Earth (1964).
 DigitalSeahorse: oh I guess you gotta leave the steak in
 Saintnex: I can honestly see why Richard Matheson was not a big fan of this movie lol
 Sunidesus: why are they so tilty?!?
  mtvcdm: Depression? Oh no is this an indie videogame?
 Rhynerd: @pawssumfable creatures with multiple hearts?
 PawssumFable: He cannot straighten the candles
 SilverHalcyon: what is that? cocaine?
 Digigoner: maybe he's hoping?
Genie_M: Strong west wind
FelisRin: How NOT to keep a building not on fire.
 Lord_Hosk: I would take some of those bricks home to secure the windows
 RTwo28: Those candles are so wonky
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I am sad Alex is missing this because I think he would have fun with it
 spethycakes: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: erotic literature (clean)
 mrjujubeans: ah the covenant
KeytarCat: Everything is tempting fate with this guy
 simplydavemn: You realize this event would make rents in Victoria more reasonable.
 NotCainNorAbel: the OG vampire
 JuniorRoll: But who else would cleanse them?
 Marvoleath: !box
  LRRbot: If you take too long I'll put your hand in the box.
MatzerKat: Burnin' Down the House! of the lord
 PawssumFable: @Rhynerd You're not getting past the screwdriver
 SkylerRingtail: Existential depression? Ooh, that's my favorite kind! :'D
 hackingducks: they dress their churches to the left
 Mattmitchell45: Jesus, who is also a Zombie
 PharaohBender27: Well sometimes it's hard to leave the place you live in for a variety of reasons . . .
 midnightcurryjazz: is this the dog?
 saucemaster5000: Does he miss a media platform called "virge?"
 jubale1: put his wife in the church?
 Redbassist: Sweet zombie Jesus
 electra310: Getting very casual with the BVM here, calling her Virge
 HorusFive: @PharaohBender27 Like the apocalypse
 LithelyUnshod: @skylerringtail 🤷‍♀️
 Easilycrazyhat: Virgathen
MatzerKat: Verge. TechCrunch. Gizmodo.
Grumpingtoon: dog’s later
 neisan2112: From Devil May Cry?
Grumpingtoon: it’s Virginia
 Pywodwagon: Vergil from DMC
 AugmentingPath: @Easilycrazyhat that's the one
AndyDaMage: to get the candles at that angle the actually filmed the entire shot at 45 degrees  
 ElementalAlchemist: *how* did none of those candles fall over
 saucemaster5000: "Vine. Vine, how I miss you"
 SilverHalcyon: what's in the box?
 lochnessseammonster: rhymes with fun
 Despoiler98:  oh NOoooooo
 TheNerdySimulation: Communion wafers? hell yeah
Genie_M: Just stay
fungal_bird: go into the crypt?
 Digigoner: he didn't even lock the door!
 tidehollowcat: Uh oh, night time
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @SilverHalcyon His wife I think? But I haven't read the book in a hot minute
 Easilycrazyhat: This guy is kinda dumb
 GameSageZB: Everywhere except all the places you checked?
 jedi_master_zll: Really? He doesn't stay?
 RebekahWSD: Short movie
 CanvasWolfDoll: was vincent price ever younger than 50-ish?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: REALLY???
 GDwarble: Oh, it was the soundtrack, I thought they were singing at him
 geckoinasuit: you can lock yourself in the crypt dude
 Despoiler98: or ya know lock the GATEs and stay there
 TehAmelie: vampires who suck (not like that)
 TheNerdySimulation: they just want smoochies
 drroxorphd: Grisly ghouls from every tomb.
 RTwo28: My average project zomboid run
WardsarTheWriter: Terrible grapple checks.
 DigitalSeahorse: "Free Hugs!"
 adept_nekomancer: Dude, just hang out in the church for a day.
 Pyroxx___: no, they suck blood
FelisRin: Hardcore survivalist instincts honed over three years. Keeps nodding off everywhere.
 mrjujubeans: no please. I have no money!
 HadesLeprechaun: I mean did you see them try to break into his house?
 HorusFive: These are the level 1 mobs
 Sunidesus: dude, just lock the crypt thing
 Lord_Hosk: Sweet ride my dude
 Redbassist: Uppies uppies
 drroxorphd: Are closing in to seal your doom.
 CAKHost: Hey yeah, why can't he make a vamp-proof RV and just go around the country instead of staying in one spot hoping someone comes in range of your raido?! (I know the reason is plot but I still want to ask)
 Lanthess: They didn't have the budget for pro vampires
 mwlsn: Good thing I left the back of the car closed so they couldn't get in
 Mr_Horrible: I love how stealth does not even cross his mind
 Taveena: What's this movie called?
 teddywhosabear: the first level of dead rising
 saucemaster5000: choreography by fozzy bear
 TehAmelie: maybe Vincent isn't allowed in the church either
 Mr_Horrible: wait they closed the trunk!
 ElementalAlchemist: he closed it?!
 tod_vom_himmel: suspense
 Easilycrazyhat: Oh, they closed his trunk for him
DeltaStrata: IS THIS A VINTAGE MODEEEEEL
 Twilight_Spark: Lol didn't show him getting in at all.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: See these ones aren't calling his name because they don't know him
FelisRin: It's the opening of Resident Evil 2.
 adept_nekomancer: They just wanted a ride home.
 RTwo28: The way they just stared lol
 Mr_Horrible: they're courteous!
 mwo2150: me heading home from work in downtown seattle
 Saintnex: thankfully MILDLY pushing them to the side works lol
 LordManiMani: Will this get a VOD?
 MrGibberish: Did he just slap one of them?
 Rhynerd: the trunk closed!
 Dalrint: They are very zombish vampires
 ElementalAlchemist: He had time to close the trunk?!
 DigitalSeahorse: dang these aggressive glompers!
 Despoiler98: apparently ou can beat vambies by shoving them
 mwlsn: They closed his trunk for him!
 burleyboar: Best not show how he got in
fungal_bird: didn't check the backseat though
 NotCainNorAbel: we want to tell you about your cars warrany
 PawssumFable: I'm gonna tell you my supervillain origin. Right now. ...TikTok is just what would've happened to Vine eventually, because it's the exact same format with better editing tools and when more people have access to cameras
  ritchards: Vincent Price, shown here running from fans
 MrPipboy3000: @Taveena The Last Man On Earth
 NonUniqueGuy: They look so confused by the cars abiility to move
 drroxorphd: One got in the trunk
 GameSageZB: man hand hook car
 TheNerdySimulation: thanks Graham, I heard it too
  SmithKurosaki: Catalytic Thief Zombies are the /worst/
 SilverHalcyon: just kill em
 PawssumFable: And now everyone's mad at me 
 Easilycrazyhat: Vampires write "clean me" on his window
 RebekahWSD: So going out at night was always doable it seems
 jchinnock: ah Day for Day shooting
 VorlonScout: I prefer to think that they repaired his trunk
 HadesLeprechaun: how did everyone in the city get turned but THIS GUY?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Just oil the trunk hinges my guy
 TheNerdySimulation: He's not even inside!! Get him!
 SilverHalcyon: wow that was easier than I thought
 TehAmelie: seems bad when the zombies know your name
 korvys: All we want to do is eat your brains
 tod_vom_himmel: what is going on lol
 simplydavemn: Their not as evil as an HOA.
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 Rhynerd: aw, the trunk opened back up.
 Mr_Horrible: @TehAmelie getting doxxed by zombies
  mtvcdm: Just toss a stick. Not even pointy end first.
 Lanthess: Why was his door not locked?
FelisRin: Morgan... We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty...
 ReverseCreations: A Lot of HoAs are full of ghouls
 drroxorphd: They have no strength 
 RebekahWSD: I DONT WANT MY WINDOW CLEANED
 RedRaptor: There's actually no danger
 mrjujubeans: just super tedious
 Digigoner: We'd like to reach you about your car's extended warranty!!!
 GameSageZB: what
 Dumori: they are an incredible threat
 geckoinasuit: look upon your vibes and cringe
 forcedreject: Wait. why doesn't he just have like a mirorr necklace
 Easilycrazyhat: Look at how hideous you  are! You...average person!
 MrGibberish: Face your self esteem!
 GDwarble: That garlic isn't helping at all
 Saintnex: "Oh god, I have a pimple!"
voren_chalco: "Wait, it's another me. I don't want to hit me!"
 AtrusOfMyst: I've never seen such a mild inconvenience of a vampire hoard
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also these ghouls only know him because they are in his neighborhood
 0x6772: You'd think they'd eventually get there with sheer numbers.
 drroxorphd: Touch his face!
 mwlsn: zombies respect the 1v1
 BrowneePoints: iirc from the book the Beasts still have some sense of health right?
 pn55: A mirror? Noooo! I'm having a bad hair day!
 PawssumFable: Slightly wave a mirror at them
 A_Dub888: !card mirror shield
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 Lord_Hosk: I didn't do my hair today!  Not cool my dude!
 drroxorphd: Ow
 Lanthess: Wait. They actually have a reflection?
AndyDaMage: ow!
 midnightcurryjazz: acting!
Genie_M: Lol
 Dog_of_Myth: Ow
 Krillin_fan: ah.  ow.  ow.
 Mr_Horrible: "Vince knock it off!"
 HorusFive: And they express pain
 CAKHost: "Noo my hair is awful DX"
 IanAllenBird: ow
 simplydavemn: Wait, the door was unlocked?
  mtvcdm: Zombies go ouch
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That is not the most convincing door slam
 RTwo28: The vampires are just super self conscious
 tehfewl: that was the actual actor screaming
 Boomyakalolo: to be fair that's also how i would respond to an hoa
 dungeonmasteralek: Garlic's still frozen
 JuniorRoll: No wonder he was so calm in the minorly-barricaded house
 GameSageZB: My dude you have gasoline indoors, don't smoke.
 NonUniqueGuy: Let's throw a rock at the house
 Mr_Horrible: "Fine we'll throw the rager at Dale's house, jerk!"
 PawssumFable: You don't even have to baricade
 Camthelion: 1
 Boomyakalolo: 2
 hackingducks: it's altogether kookie
 geckoinasuit: house full of gas, yet smokes
 Twilight_Spark: 0.5
 Easilycrazyhat: Where's all the dookie
 Omthebox: No wonder he was confident in his shabby boards
 PawssumFable: Just close the door proper
 SilverHalcyon: that was fresh garlic too
 CaptainKranok: Ooki Ooki Spooky Club
 PawssumFable: Make sure it clicks
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Strebenherz: This is just making the end of the world seem very dull by today's standards
 electra310: Aww 
 neisan2112: JESUS IAN
 felrender: You know, Price could've played a hell of a Walt Disney
  mtvcdm: Wait those are vampires? And not just the worst zombies?
 0x6772: Really nice picture on that projector.
 mwlsn: wow Ian
Grumpingtoon: oh that’s not what’s gonna get the VOD taken down. wait about 20-25 minutes
 PawssumFable: Let's Nah
 Zaraka00: did people have home movie film reels?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 burleyboar: Nice holographic screen floating
 saucemaster5000: He's watching "look who's talking too"
 Blue_Anteater: ah now it's minority report
 Easilycrazyhat: Oh, it's a "projector". I thought it was like...a magic mirror television.
 MrPipboy3000: Its his neighbor
 JuniorRoll: 3.14158
 TheNerdySimulation: Ah, the nuclear family.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup
 geckoinasuit: Zompire
 hackingducks: zompire
Genie_M: We have only so many actors
 NimrodXIV: totally home movie quality
 teddywhosabear: really high quality home video camera
 jamesinor: Ah yes, I love watching home movies during the apocalypse
  mtvcdm: Zompires
 CAKHost: Yeah that's one of the vamps
 Kipstar: they were roommates
 Sorator13: man, remember when kids?
 Mr_Horrible: vambies
 TheNerdySimulation: how I miss the days where we filme everything
fungal_bird: one of the reasons the situation is hell for him is that he recognizes the monsters
 TheMerricat: I'm lat4 chat, is this The Last Man on Earth?
excalgold: @Zaraka00 there was even an episode or two of MASH where they watched home movie reels so i think its a thing some people had
Khalstrom: Who's filming this?
 Boomyakalolo: look these extras will be back in 15 mins
 simplydavemn: Are there chimp zombies?
 jamesinor: He's actually thinking about how tasty these people were
 GameSageZB: Cirque du soleil this ain't
 Digigoner: The editing on this home movie is incredible!
 Sorator13: @TheMerricat tis!
 dumbo3k: @TheMerricat yes
 Sunidesus: his family videos are very well edited
 Dumori: sock-footage of clowns!
 TehAmelie: is he ALSO watching public domain pictures?
 tomorrowboy: Who edited this???
 teddywhosabear: incredibly high quality film
 jedi_master_zll: Have  you tried...talking to the zombie/vampires?
 Krillin_fan: it's pure plastic G
 CaptainChibale: who films their family watching the circus
RomanOmega57: i imagine hes watching film like a football player
Jasmine Moore: That’s a reflection!!
 hackingducks: it's public domain all the way dow
 DigitalSeahorse: the rare person to film the family reaction to the circus along with the circus
MatzerKat: "Thank goodness I raided that stock footage library."
 drroxorphd: Yes vincent, the laugh
 TheMerricat: Thanks chat!
 AtrusOfMyst: Mans is high as a kite
 A_Dub888: how does he still have working electricity?
 simplydavemn: That guy needed orthopedia sugurey - so funny.
  mtvcdm: This is second level public domain
 ylegm: I Love Him
AndyDaMage: old memes are so funny
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Not for nothing, but my families old film reels also had circus footage from my first trip to the circus
 MrGibberish: Graham, why did you age me like tha
 TheNerdySimulation: I can haaz ALL cheezburger
 Boomyakalolo:     
 MrPipboy3000: This was all of us in 2020
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @tomorrowboy Probably no one, just just based on when they stopped filming the clip (in story)
 jubale1: 123 cry
 spethycakes: it was the laughter that killed him
 DigitalSeahorse: hysterics, I've been there
 JuniorRoll: He does madness SOOOOO well
 RebekahWSD: How many times has he watched this and its still funny!
 BrowneePoints: Okay yea so from remembering from the Book, the reason the Vampire stuff from folktales works for them, is they remember things that should work on vampires so they think they work on themselves
Genie_M: Dramatic acting
fungal_bird: Depression also got me like
 SilverHalcyon: ahhahahaha lmao rofl
 TheNerdySimulation: The world is my haz cheezburger
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I've had this mood before
 rosesmcgee: I wish I had my android with scissors for hands. That would really speed up killing vampires.
 AtrusOfMyst: Is the another cut of Bo Burnham's "Inside?"
  mtvcdm: But Ygor, I am Pagliacci
 djalternative: Vincent Price, early vod watcher
 Toxxick: Vincent Price tries not to laugh like a villain, Challenge Level Impossible
 0x6772: And THAT'S why you hire a Vincent Price!
 Boomyakalolo: it's a mental break down *sad kazoo noises*
 ylegm: "Someone bring in more scenery, Mr. Price has chewed all we had on hand!"
 Pywodwagon: Me, looking for blurry purple hair in the background of convention shots
 Easilycrazyhat: "No. Bang a little louder, please."
 Sorator13: Yeah, I don't think the garlic and mirror are doing anything for you dude
 TehAmelie: welcome to 2022
DeltaStrata: He can speak!
 Koshindan: Everyone's hair is pretty immaculate for being zompires.
 mrjujubeans: bring out your living!
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Three Year Later...
 wedge_x: I love that they paid for the optical printing of the film on the screen
  ritchards: "Morgan, let me tell you about Warhammer!"
 A_Dub888: “Morgan, we want to let you know that you car insurance has expired,”
 drroxorphd: And though you fight to stay alive. your body starts to shiver.
 NonUniqueGuy: The vampires are just ear doctors.
 korvys: It's load-bearing garlic
 Spacecarl: they do seem to be weaker than normal
 RebekahWSD: Honestly is the zombie lifestyle really that bad? Think about it Vince.
 drroxorphd: For no mere mortal can resist. The power of the thriller.
 hoveringhalibut: They never start the punch
 Digigoner: They had to return the props at the end of the day
 TehAmelie: that hair looks load bearing
 CanvasWolfDoll: 'your movie is overdue, morgan! the late fees will be astounding!'
 TheNerdySimulation: uh oh, that guy is dead
 neisan2112: RIP
Genie_M: And they don't care about the garlic the cross and the mirrors
AndyDaMage: so did hit stake his wife when she turned?
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh no, Peter
 Cyrohydra: "children are invisible to me, you see"
 LordManiMani: His lovely wife, Mary Tyler Moore
 Redbassist: It's ben
 7gorobei: dont anemia shame the vampires
 Fanklok: I love your rice
 forcedreject: oh is lead zombie his brother in law
  Juliamon: It's called Ben's Original now!
 Morrigan9: ohh rice!
 ElementalAlchemist: uncle BEN uncle BEN
 Boomyakalolo: spider-man alt story time line confirmed
 drroxorphd: Instant Rice!
voren_chalco: Someone's about to get Spider-Manned
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 simplydavemn: This spider man orgin story is unique at least.
 SketchyDetails: Virginia is the reason for the hole in the ozone layer
WardsarTheWriter: It's Obi-wan!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You're hair, do you mean the solid mass masquerading as hair?
 finestotter: Which one of those children is named Peter?
 Easilycrazyhat: That chin
 drroxorphd: With great power....
 JuniorRoll: Not what I was expecting
 Rhynerd: Oh, this is the marvel zombies universe.
 DigitalSeahorse: a good party has party favors
 TheNerdySimulation: Not a single lathe in these gifts??
 A_Dub888: @voren_chalco is it Morgan?
 GameSageZB: "Some kind of flu, in China? Spread by birds?"
  Juliamon: Europes' Disease
 Camthelion: the cut-price polaris force?!
  Juliamon: How many Europes?
  mtvcdm: Cut price Polaris force?
 zerragonoss: Oh so this movie is just about a guy who's wife left him for his brother
FelisRin: Europes'. More than one Europe.
 MrPipboy3000: "Don't worry Ben, I did my own research."
 RebekahWSD: Syphalis?
 PawssumFable: W a t
Genie_M: Hundreds
 Digigoner: Being European is a disease!?
 DigitalSeahorse: yeah, where's the Child's First Lathe?
 MTGRanger: @FelisRin we don't know about the future!
 Twilight_Spark: Aerosols I think yesh
 PawssumFable: It's carried by wing-hair
 jchinnock: on the wind…by planes!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also the fact the lead zompire is the guy who tried to warn him is probably not fantastic
TheAinMAP: Theoretical Europe
 Laserbeaks_Fury: the "Europe Disease"
 drroxorphd: Half Baked DUUUUUDE
 PawssumFable: Flies right over
 spethycakes: this is a little more real than I had anticipated
 TehAmelie: do they mean Spanish flu?
 Taveena: Did he just call it clickbait.
 ReverseCreations: Dammit jim!
 forcedreject: uhhh
 PharaohBender27: @Digigoner I'm sorry you had to learn this way 
 Dog_of_Myth: So Europe's Disease is the Final one then?
DeltaStrata: wat
 lochnessseammonster: oof
 NonUniqueGuy: What?
 Saintnex: What does that mean?
 Frankenstain: Morgan is anti-mask
 tomorrowboy: Actually named after Dave Europe.
 drroxorphd: Best ADR of all time
AndyDaMage: he would be such a climate denier
 AtrusOfMyst: Oh no uncle ben. We know how this ends.
 SilverHalcyon: fake news
 Laserbeaks_Fury: damnit, I was just about to make that joke
 NonUniqueGuy: Card tricks, come get your card tricks
 vinewood_og: Holy shit this guy works at Vault Tec
 A_Dub888: didn’t we fight a World War to end Europes Disease 
TheAinMAP: Welp
 AugmentingPath: That table will not stand for this
 Mattmitchell45: So this novel inspired a lot of zombie and global pandemic stories
FelisRin: With hair that solid, she could probably headbutt the vampires to death.
 IanAllenBird: kmjnkmji
 finestotter: maybe a Universal Basic Income too
kusinohki: something about spanish flu- it didn't originate in spain, just every other country was under war time secrecy or something...
 iris_of_ether: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Her brain is perfectly smooth
 jedi_master_zll: 
 vinewood_og: Damn
 RebekahWSD: The vine s on those stairs are hideous
 Cyrohydra: "air borne viruses? why that's absurd, we all know they crawl about in caves!"
 PawssumFable: Oh boy
 geckoinasuit: this woman should see 2020
 jubale1: a year ago this movie would have been too soon
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Mr_Horrible: the least realistic aspect of this to me is a "Virginia" being nicknamed "Virge" 
 Boomyakalolo: yeah masking and social distancing
 Austere_Squire: denying universal healthcare is the only way to prevent universal disease
 Easilycrazyhat: Def not just you. It's...rough.
 LordManiMani: Ok it wasn't just me
TheAinMAP: 
 PawssumFable: She will starve
 teddywhosabear: vincent price is the only one speaking as himself
 PawssumFable: She's gonna starve
 AugmentingPath: Everyone put VP is too Italian for this
 drroxorphd: Le graph
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @kusinohki Yup, it was the only country permitted to write about it in newspapers
 GDwarble: Cut-Price Polaris Force!
 teddywhosabear: everyone else is an italian actor being dubbed
 AugmentingPath: *but
 Saintnex: Its SO bad, Ive had to crank up my volume
 LordManiMani: @mr_horrible [Jim Varney voice]
 finestotter: Cut Price Polaris Force Go!!
TheAinMAP: There's the wind.
ghyllnox: Oh no, the wind!
 ylegm: Well, G got me with that last one
 Mr_Horrible: sitting like L
 Easilycrazyhat: oooohhh
 Mr_Horrible: oh interesting
 DigitalSeahorse:  Sweet, Petite!
 AnOddSmith: fucking what?
 Easilycrazyhat: That tracks
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, I need to go to bed but I will be so excited for this VOD, will this go on YouTube or not?
 theguardianotter: Bizarre
 vinewood_og: Is it the bats, again?
 AugmentingPath: Awright
 neisan2112: OHHH Yeah Italian productions do that allll the time
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/CorrectFreezingMochaKappa-N-wb3bsvfd6Iz1Gk
 TheNerdySimulation: a spaghetti zombie movie you say?
 drroxorphd: So he speaks english and they are speaking italian?
 drroxorphd: WTF?
 TehAmelie: miasma protector?
 adept_nekomancer: That is a very precarious way to keep that mosquito net in place
 Rhynerd: so Vincent Price is also the last english speaker?
 AugmentingPath: drroxorphd they're speaking English with heavy italian accents
 Boomyakalolo: opps all flashback
 AtrusOfMyst: Encase your children in carbonite
 DigitalSeahorse: to keep the west nile out
 PawssumFable: "We just need you to say literally anything"
 bagfullofbees: you can tell it's a flashback because it's in black and white
 Easilycrazyhat: @drroxorphd Pretty much. Then they adr for whatever region they're releasing in.
 tomorrowboy: You can tell it's a flashback because he has a tie.
 Saintnex: Also how is Vincent Price not being affected?
Genie_M: Pfrrrrrt
 Fruan: Ok, there is no way her hair still looks like that in bed.
 JustMeJude: !next
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 burleyboar: I'm loving the non orthoginal room
 TehAmelie: he had the farts een back then?
FelisRin: So, if he's the last man alive, and he speaks English, that effectively makes English the universal language. 
voren_chalco: Does she have a picture of herself on the nightstand?
 Austere_Squire: how could i be sick, i have this lovely sack with hearts on it?
 NonUniqueGuy: Did the wind wake you by carrying in a disease?
 neisan2112: Still remember the first time I watched Suspiria and was sooo confused about the ADR until I learned about the Italian production.
 dm818: It's probably nothing
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 RebekahWSD: Shes gonna hurl!
 Koshindan: He didn't fight every hard to make breakfast for his sick wife.
 PawssumFable: Back in the day
 Gascitygaming: like in that famous movie
FelisRin: "My husband cannot know that I have a pimple!"
 finestotter: They caught Europe!?
 Fruan: Her hair is properly rumpled in the wides, but still a perfect helmet in closeup
 PawssumFable: "Oh I'm fine honey, don't stress yourself, I'm just DYING"
 tomorrowboy: @finestotter "Europes' Disease"
 TehAmelie: they're terminally European
 PawssumFable: I'll make you BREAKFAST
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Oh wait, is this the movie Omega Man was based on?
  MrPhlip: so many crunching noises 
Grumpingtoon: worst case of Europe we’ve seen in decades
 NimrodXIV: ya think
ghyllnox: You think???
 BrowneePoints: @Laserbeaks_Fury both are based on I Am Legend
 drroxorphd: @Laserbeaks_Fury The book I am Legend
 Koshindan: "I'll set her up on the zoom call..."
 Fanklok: It was the 60s, cooking is "woman work" whatever that means
 hackingducks: they're working on a vaccine for a disease they haven't identified?
AndyDaMage: in the days when you couldn't work from home in a pandemic
 drroxorphd: Film of the same name as well
 TheNerdySimulation: her brain is.. perfectly European
 Krillin_fan: spoilers:  they were not alright
 Gaelan_Maestro: virge, short for Virginia?
 RebekahWSD: Wow this really does hit different after Covid
 DigitalSeahorse: they've already forgotten about Spanish Flu
 Austere_Squire: be frightened from a responsible distance, sicky
 MrGibberish: "Everything was not alright"
 simplydavemn: @Laserbeaks_Fury From the same book base - Book was I am Legend.
 Bruceski: "We'll rattle our pans for toy today, honey."
 saucemaster5000: imagine being comforted by batman villain egghead
 foopoiuyt: Everything's going to be all right...eventually this movie will end.
 OtherEdgeworth: This movie hits different after a pandini
 ElementalAlchemist: oh man
ghyllnox: In the before times he closed his trunk, curious
 jubale1: domestic trabant
  mtvcdm: ! next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Elden Ring Co-op w/ Graham at Thu 10:00 PM PDT (56m from now).
 drroxorphd: Author wrote this screenplay,but didn't want to be credited because he hated it.
 TheNerdySimulation: love that musical
 vinewood_og: We said shelter in place dammit, where is this set, Florida?
 adept_nekomancer: "Yep, those are chemicals".
 Gascitygaming: Jordynne!..... good one
 AugmentingPath: Alex Mercer?  From Prototype?
 hackingducks: chemical research, not biological
 LordManiMani: Time for italian nerd voices
 drewm1022: Dammit Matt Mercer!
 GameSageZB: I'm genuinely curious as a non-movie-r, for how much there are many weird things about this movie, the cinematography seems... decent?
 BrowneePoints: Look, this was a heck of a novel to attempt to adapt in 1964
 DigitalSeahorse:  
  mtvcdm: We found a polycule
 Grothe406: We have been researching radioactive spiders
 Lanthess: Have they tried stabbing each cell with a *tiny* stake?
 PawssumFable: No autonomy for you
 PharaohBender27: A Trabant!? West of the Iron Curtain!? (I think it's probably just a car with a similar profile)
 SnackPak_: yeah, those coats are rad
 simplydavemn: I think this film needs a ROn Howard Arrested Development style narration.
kusinohki: can't get the toothpicks small enough...
 TheNerdySimulation: "we need to figure out what a virus is, don't you dare break for lunch"
 Boomyakalolo: i need 300 double breasted ;ab coats
 finestotter: classic doomer Ben
 Mattmitchell45: So in the novel, all of this science is done by the main character post-outbreak. Microscopes are a breakthrough
 Bruceski: This is where I came in when I saw the movie
ghyllnox: They went right to pit???
Cptasparagus: It'll truly turn into a horror story when they start mouth pipetting
 Grothe406: Are we sure this isn't an adaptation of Tekken
 saucemaster5000: at least they still have loads of hair grease
 Easilycrazyhat: You don't start with Bodypit, G?
 HadesLeprechaun: wow, they started The Pit real early
 spethycakes: the Outdoor Incinerator
 mrjujubeans: they started with fire pit
 Saintnex: well its more people for the pit Ben
 Gascitygaming: there's a smaller one at the school
 emberBecky: very medieval
 Krillin_fan: step 1:  it'll be fine.  Step 2: newspaper article.  Step 3: body pit.
 MadmanOreo: @GameSageZB I may be thinking of a differnet movie but I think there was no DP on this film.
 PipeSmokingOwl: so this is Florida?
FelisRin: Mass graves, but you'd better not let those grades slip!
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 simplydavemn: Try and find daycare druing an apocolypse!
 NonUniqueGuy: They school is teaching them how to put bodies in the pit
 Austere_Squire: no, no, we just had communal body pit before; they were just like this
 Boomyakalolo: hey look don't call the US out like this
zuuuuuuul: 
 vinewood_og: It's the Apocalypse and everyone still has to go to work....
 jamesinor: it' the perfect mix of optimism and pessimism, like, "Oh no, the nuke's are dropping. Quick, we'll be safe under this picnic blanket"
  mtvcdm: I remember the gym class parachute
 PawssumFable: @DigitalSeahorse Help, I've been attacked
 SkylerRingtail: Yes, let's burn the bodies with the unknown airborne contagion. Surely the resulting smoke won't be a hazard to anyone at all!
 Digigoner: They said the V word!
 tomorrowboy: They use the kids at school to throw the bodies in the pit.
 adept_nekomancer: After seeing how up-in-arms people got about masks during a pandemic, sure, the corpsepile thing wouldn't surprise me.
 burleyboar: Nothing unreal exists
ghyllnox: Ah yes let's vaporize the airborne virus
 PawssumFable: Fucking killing me
 A_Dub888: “Now children, I expect a 3 page essay on the burn pit due next Friday”
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 100 100 100 100
 GameSageZB: @MadmanOreo Doesn't that make it even more strange?
AutumnVixenIX: they have to go to school because that’s where the smaller children’s pit is
 LordManiMani: You'd think the Italians would be naturally resistant. What with-a the garlic, ayy
 Easilycrazyhat: I feel personally attacked
 RebekahWSD: WHY?
 Astramentha: 30s
 spethycakes: I can't stop superimposing Bill Hader's face over Vincent Price's
 lochnessseammonster: 
 TheNerdySimulation: This history book is nothing to learn from, Ben! They're just stories!
 Austere_Squire: have they met people? that sounds like college students
 Strebenherz: Don't call me out like that
 tomorrowboy: Goths.
 hackingducks: it's because the night is when the raves are
 niccus: wait a second, i'm always tired in the daytime
 glitched_goddess: sounds like your average millennial ngl
 TacitusVigil: So tired in the daytime? Big mood.
 pickles_mcelden: Yeah the go to school around the corpse pile thing makes sense when you remember that we classified Baskin Robin's as essential
 TehAmelie: apparently the germ cannot be destroyed. it's gonna pile up in the mass graves
 Boomyakalolo: Price's hair line might be in it's 30s at this point
 Lord_Hosk: Ha ha now you have a black ring around your eye
 DigitalSeahorse: that didn't work in the movie where the fire fumes go into the rain and infect everyone during a storm
nbhax404: That mustache tho mr price
 NonUniqueGuy: Everyone knows germs can't live in vampires
 BrowneePoints: Giacomo Rossi Stuart
 LordManiMani: Here is a Muppet News Flash!
 AugmentingPath: That is accurate, Graham
 BrowneePoints: yea actor was very italian
 finestotter: Have they tried putting an eye under a microscope to see the killers face?
 ylegm: that explains the coffee cup too I guess, the Italy thing I mean
 Boomyakalolo: remake this movie with the muppets
 emberBecky: yeh that guy in the last scene had his mouth match his words.
 neisan2112: He hontely might speaking in Italian
 RebekahWSD: Oh Florida?
 TacitusVigil: His excellency? What is this, the 1700s?
 BrowneePoints: that was ADR'd I think
 TheNerdySimulation: Can't get sick if I ignore the virus
 NonUniqueGuy: Have they tried wearing masks?
 spethycakes: it's a awig
 Bearudite: woodglue
 hackingducks: it's a hairmet
ghyllnox: It's nighttime, you see
 Saintnex: how do you sleep with that hair??
 Digigoner: Coffee, a smoke, some cocaine on the gums, the usual.
 BrowneePoints: Giacomo Rossi Stuart was in Gamma One
 Fanklok: 700 cans of hair spray daily
 Sorator13: Well, she glued it into place a year ago, and that seems to have done the trick
 suntone: All the hairspray in the world
 mrjujubeans: stepford hair
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 Pywodwagon: Former?
 SkylerRingtail: "In related news, state representatives have filed a lawsuit claiming the governor does not have the power to make an emergency declaration for public health"
 TacitusVigil: Me too
 Boomyakalolo: enough hair spray to hold god in place
 GhassanPL: !movie
nbhax404: How long did they wait for the leaves to blow by for that shot
 spethycakes: the more you tease it, the more you like it
 TehAmelie: aa finely painted ivory hairpiece
 Austere_Squire: i would give anything for just, a hardcut to them doing the wide or daughter up in full dracula makeup with no preamble
 northos: @nbhax404 probably had a leaf pile and a fan
 RebekahWSD: She has an abusive relationship with her hair?
 chanterelleton: just got here, which movie are we watching?
 NonUniqueGuy: Mommy, brains, I want brains
 neisan2112: Too much benadryl?
 Rhynerd: @chanterelleton The Last Man on Earth
 Easilycrazyhat: Is she deaf too?
 NonUniqueGuy: @chanterelleton The last man on earth
 chanterelleton: thanks y'all
 mrjujubeans: are you my mommy?
 mister_nibbles: why you no answer your daughter
 TehAmelie: she can't hear unless mommy addresse sher
 drroxorphd: Definitely faking it
 Grothe406: Mommy, It's Morbin' time!
 saucemaster5000: remember what?
 TacitusVigil: So someone is definitely coming in, right?
 DigitalSeahorse: "I see dead people!" 
 TheNerdySimulation: Mommy.. I desire flesh
 Rhynerd: the first film adaptation of I Am Legend
 PharaohBender27: One day, I should suggest viewing "A Day Called X," a documentary about Portland's Civil Defense system in the 1950s, where you get to hear stilted lines *without* dubbing because it's city officials with no stage presence
FelisRin: Egad, her hear is slightly ruffled!
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 teddywhosabear: outstanding acting
 Boomyakalolo: when the lsd hits
 Mr_Horrible: that kid looks high as shit
 IanAllenBird: mood
 Sorator13: do you ever just think about hands?
 geckoinasuit: she hit the bong too hard
fungal_bird: she's just absolutely zooted
 vinewood_og: When the edibles kick in
 Austere_Squire: don't take my christmas tree!
  SmithKurosaki: That girl was seeing dragons in the kitchen
 Krillin_fan: back to the pit
 GameSageZB: She's got more force behind her than the vambies do.
 Astramentha: T H E P I T
 TheArchitectX: New, Children's Chewable Laudenum.
squ3e: !movie
 CanvasWolfDoll: not my good sheets!
 BorealMage: Is *this* why James keeps punching chunks??
 ElementalAlchemist: 🤔
 tomorrowboy: "Good news. They're burnt in the pit, not buried."
 RebekahWSD: ROFL
 hoveringhalibut: The pit of the eternal flame
 DigitalSeahorse: 
FelisRin: Commercials start running for fancy at-home burn pits - yours today for only $199.99!
fungal_bird: god dammit ben
 lochnessseammonster: i was born in the pit
 NonUniqueGuy: Hi, Late, I'm Ben
Genie_M: someone is shaking that poor plant
squ3e: Anybody know the movie name?
 TehAmelie: would Vincent Price be of the laudanum generation?
 Austere_Squire: no question about the garlic wreath? we're just chill with that?
 NonUniqueGuy: @squ3e the last man on earth
 Saintnex: You dont have a theory, you just think there are vampires?
 CanvasWolfDoll: viewing this in 2024 knowing that the government would NOT be this on top of a vampire plague...
 neisan2112: Oh did he move into Ben's house? This looks like the same poarch
 Mr_Horrible: really, laughing Robert? In front of my theory?
 SkylerRingtail: Ohhhhh, he's a Republican
Bionull: Sadly the production assistant was sent to the burn pit
 BrowneePoints: Yea Giacomo's lines are definitely ADR'd
squ3e: @NonUniqueGuy thanks!
 ComradeMik: "my friend should see a doctor, but not my daughter"
 TacitusVigil: This is getting too real
 Astramentha: @canvaswolfdoll yuuuuuuuup
 mrjujubeans: 2nd go on git!
 Boomyakalolo: the dubs on this are.... hum... special
 Redbassist: Keep that socialized medicine away from me
 TheNerdySimulation: this man doesn't wanna take his daughter to a doctor but he wants Ben to go to one??
 Easilycrazyhat: Ben's house has that little door window, so I don't think so
 Austere_Squire: when i die, can i go to the communal pit?
 dm818: I think Ben is the one who is yelling at him
 Omega_Lairon: "I always liked Ben's toilet better..."
 geckoinasuit: me, monday mornings
 A_Dub888: “weeeeeeee”
 saucemaster5000: at least in covid we had ios games
 JuniorRoll: No No, its just The Garlic House
 NonUniqueGuy: Ben can go to the burn pit, but not his daughter.
 RebekahWSD: The burn pit is smokeless. cool
 betweenmyself: the sirens were also ADRed as they had distinct Italian accents
 PharaohBender27: I will always remember Alex's description of cars back when and cars now: "1950s cars collide - they slightly bonk, but the people inside liquefy. Cars now: cars, collide, crumple like paper, and the people inside are all 'I'm fine!'"
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 NotCainNorAbel: IAN!
 GameSageZB: ian.
 DeM0nFiRe: lmao
 SkylerRingtail: Good one, Ian
ghyllnox: @TheNerdySimulation I think he means a different type of doctor, a psychiatrist
 LordManiMani: Hehe
 Astramentha: IAN
 iris_of_ether: 
  MrPhlip: Ian,
 CanvasWolfDoll: apocalypse happens and morgan steals the nicest house on the neighborhood
 MrGibberish: Wow Ian
 ReverseCreations: Omg Ian!
 mister_nibbles: i hate how close to sense that makes ian
 A_Dub888: Horner
DeltaStrata: My spouse just said they would not let them take me away to toss me in The Pit if I got sick. Truly, I am blessed.
 TacitusVigil: Brilliant Ian
Genie_M: there's a colorized version available, I wonder if that fixes the sounds too
 TehAmelie: is it just me or does that shot of the sign look fake? matte painting or something
 Austere_Squire: how thoughtful of everyone to get sick the same day
 geckoinasuit: that feeling post-desert bus
 TheNerdySimulation: time to steal all the lab equipment
 Mr_Horrible: judging by these pipettes I understand where he learned to straighten those candles now
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: time to snoop through Jim's desk
 pickles_mcelden: Oh right today is st Patrick's day... my bad
FelisRin: This movie is filmed in black-and-white, so only left-handed projectionists can operate it correctly.
 electra310: The most senior doctor has eaten the other, lesser doctors
 RebekahWSD: proto Chistopher Lee
 simplydavemn: And now Gib will give his tasks from Bartelby!
Alex VC: Omega Man?
Alex VC: I think we're alone now
 saucemaster5000: check the size of their hands!!!
 Bearudite: new version of old man river
 SnackPak_: oof
 Mr_Horrible: so  they're officially Hags, Cameron
 Mr_Horrible: 
 Bearudite: old man yaoi
 Rhynerd: oh, we’re playing Warframe now
 MrGibberish: "I am Brokeback Legend"
 BrowneePoints: Price would've been 53 in this movie
 geckoinasuit: [checks title of movie
 Easilycrazyhat: what leaded-gasoline does to a body
 felrender: TBF these guys are "pack a day" 30
 TacitusVigil: Only most
 DigitalSeahorse: they both smoked since they were 5
 TheNerdySimulation: "Please. Our wives are not here, we can touch mustaches."
 Austere_Squire: it was a different time, with cocaine
 saucemaster5000: no kiss?
 PharaohBender27: "This is a pretty messy work station" - ooh, you better not see my workplace (though I don't deal with dangerous chemicals, bacteria, or viruses)
 neisan2112: Weeeelllll
 RebekahWSD: logic?
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Genie_M: that guy has some Peter Cushing vibes
 spethycakes: that doesn't follow, but I guess it's not the Logic Lab
 Mr_Horrible: what,  "9-to-5"s are the signpost of humanity, Doc?
FelisRin: "Careless Whisper" starts playing.
DeltaStrata: "Mankind will survive, even if we have to start a new race of human beings ourselves. *takes off lab coat*"
 geckoinasuit: bro close your car door
 TheArchitectX: They're certainly not going to find and answer After everyone in the world has died.
 ProfessorFalconer: How far into the movie are we?
 Strebenherz: "let's roll" is a hell of a line
 TheNerdWonder: Are we wrong? No. It's the vampires that are wrong.
 DigitalSeahorse: noooooo
 Austere_Squire: time to meet Ludwig in the Underground Corpsepile
 mrverbal: and it broke her hair!
 Fanklok: How long is this movie?
 NotCainNorAbel: he cannot close a door to save his life
 Easilycrazyhat: Yeah, definitely his own house he's staing at
 DigitalSeahorse:   
Alex VC: it's windy
Alex VC: they stole all my stuff..but left my wife
 dm818: Just leaves his car door open
 MrGibberish: "we are sorry we missed you..."
drawnbinary: her helmet's dented
 ElementalAlchemist: RIP
 PawssumFable: Closing doors is women's work
 mister_nibbles: this man isnt big on context clues is he
 Mr_Horrible: yeah, that was the Tiny Pictures  Man
 Mr_Horrible: here to drop off the tiny pictures
 Krillin_fan: the teddy bear disease strikes again!
 DigitalSeahorse: "just now"
 TheNerdySimulation: she's more stuffed than a christmas turkey!! the horror!!
 jubale1: wait there are TWO  
 ReverseCreations: Time to stake his first human victim
 Austere_Squire: she turned invisible, it was incredible
 hoveringhalibut: The VCs couldn't see the advantage of having the vampires work the nightshift
FelisRin: "She kept groping for me, you know I can't stand it when children touch me!"
 Bearudite: she dead bud
Front_Ranger: I recognize everyone in the cast except the woman on the left.  Who is she?
 bubba0077: you forgot your hat
 wedge_x: oh there's no plan
 Easilycrazyhat: Wait...did they just dump a live woman in the burn pit?
Alex VC: Plot twist: They were a teddy bear all along. #EatThatMNight
 finestotter: Are they burning them ALIVE?
 Joecool190: what movie are we watching?
 Mr_Horrible: "We already told you, spectator seating is 10 dollars"
 Sorator13: And as we all know, the child vampires are the most dangerous!
 finestotter: I thought those were dead bodies!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 saucemaster5000: fyre festival 2 was really popping
 ElementalAlchemist: The truck stops for no one
 hackingducks: well, they're vampires. they die and come back. so 'alive'... ehh...
AndyDaMage: these guns do nothing!
 hackingducks: they're burning them unalive
 A_Dub888: awww I wanted him to ram through the blockade
 TacitusVigil: Ah, this certainly isn't a crime against humanity
 Saintnex: @Easilycrazyhat I think the implication is that all the infected people are just getting thrown immediately into the fire
DeltaStrata: "Stop, or we definitely won't shoot you!"
 Austere_Squire: we're only burning mostly dead people in the pit, sir
 rosesmcgee: Remember, burn pit rules are same as abandoning ship. Women and children first.
 DigitalSeahorse: truck just makes a nose dive
 CaptainKranok: A lot of them!
 Koshindan: No they're vampires.
 ReverseCreations: Are you not supposed to burn the vampires alive
 Mr_Horrible: "I drive the truck  I don't read the roadsigns"
 DigitalSeahorse: the mother said she was gone before they took her
Front_Ranger: @saucemaster5000 LOL! Fyre!
 NotCainNorAbel: they have only killed 4 people
 Halimain: well, they are dead by now.
tachyondecay: Is it just me or does Vincent Price sound like Maurice La Marche as Brain?
 ElementalAlchemist: pffft
 PawssumFable: Driving AND reading, do you think I'm a high school graduate
AndyDaMage: YEEEEY
 Austere_Squire: he did not fight very hard
 Krillin_fan: Yeet
 mrjujubeans: 3rd go on git!
 TheNerdySimulation: YEET
 RebekahWSD: SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE
 IanAllenBird: noooo
 electra310: yote
 teddywhosabear: gluuuuuurp
ghyllnox: Head over heels
 ProfessorFalconer: What rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs
 PharaohBender27: 10760 GIVE ME BACK MY DAUGHTER
 NonUniqueGuy: That body seemed pretty small to be his daughter
 NimrodXIV: what compassion
 ylegm: The only thing that trumps fire for monsters is a big ass woodchipper
Alex VC: The worst kidnapping of a child since Resident Evil 8
Alex VC: in the fields, the bodies burning. as the war machine keeps turning
 DigitalSeahorse: 
FelisRin: You just hear this "THUD!" as it hits the bottom. XD
 pn55: So dignified
 Saintnex: Well, if they werent dead, they are now 
WardsarTheWriter: Making toast of that bread.
 neisan2112: The MP band is uuuuhhhh weird
 ComradeMik: @tachyondecay you might be onto something there...
 iris_of_ether: @PharaohBender27 WHOA
 Grothe406: So now we get the devil powers right?
 ComradeMik: or maybe orson welles...
 Mattmitchell45: "Now that we both have no kids...wanna hang out?"
 electra310: Wooo, PB!
 Mr_Horrible: I've seen bodies go over a hill in an Adventures With Bill segment with more impact 
 LordManiMani: @nonuniqueguy well she may have turned into a teddy bear
 MrGibberish: Yo @PharaohBender27
 betweenmyself: nobody got payed enough to risk being hurt
 jchinnock: no budget for any injuries
 orrie104: 10000 Get away from her you *itch!
  mtvcdm: The acting is the best bad
 incslayer: i just woke up what are we watching?
 Krillin_fan: "look team, we're not paying you much, just kinda do your best"  ~the director
 betweenmyself: *paid
Genie_M: the exact 700k
 Bearudite: 700k baybeeee
 hackingducks: that's just how old cinema was. like theater productions set to film
 RebekahWSD: Theyre really tired Grahm
 NonUniqueGuy: @LordManiMani Fair
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 IanAllenBird: f
 Boomyakalolo: give me a yeet bois, Into the soil, I wanna get tossed in  a burning hole! and crisp all day
 heartofgoldfish: is that just how the 1960s were? Like your daughter died and you just get kinda grumpy
 Austere_Squire: did she just die?!
  Juliamon: Austere_Squire Virginia
 PharaohBender27: @orrie104 
 Blue_Anteater: Yeah, did Vincent Price have like, a back injury, maybe?
 Easilycrazyhat: "She's dead, Bob."
 Saintnex: is she... dead?
 DigitalSeahorse: so fast
 Bruceski: I sleep the same way
 Halimain: so, what movie is this?
 bagfullofbees: @Austere_Squire short for
 teddywhosabear: that seems too fast
 TehAmelie: she fell on the bed so hard she died
 Symphoneers: Please, stake my wife.
 Despoiler98:    SHES DEAD JIM
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: but she's still going to make breakfast, right?
 Easilycrazyhat: Blind2Dead any%
 ProfessorFalconer: "Bob, I just realized... my parents named me Virge! Why, Bob! Why?!"
 ElementalAlchemist: or, apparently, a priest
 RTwo28: Oh my goodness shes ded
 fredcheckers: Another one for the daughter pit.
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 bagfullofbees: *virginia
 GameSageZB: who could have foreseeeeeeeeen thiiiis
 geckoinasuit: do not. touch. the. infected
 neveth: at least she had her housecoat on
 Bearudite: man these drapes
 Bearudite: fuckem
 Austere_Squire: she went from blind to dead in 2 seconds
 OtherEdgeworth: Did she go from blind to dead in like 3 seconds flat?
 A_Dub888: @despoiler98 I thought his name was Morgan
 RebekahWSD: On the Virge of death
 cryptidsamoyed: Someone should tell them that they are still listed under food and drink lmao
 drroxorphd: Movie is : The Last Man on Earth
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 Laserbeaks_Fury: Surely not Peterson
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 ProfessorFalconer: "I'm Vincent Price, damn it. Let's get weird with it!"
 DigitalSeahorse: "I'll put you there myself!"
 TehAmelie: i've been in denial of our daughter's illness so long, time to move on to denying my wife's death
 ElementalAlchemist: yes
 geckoinasuit: guess she was really on the virge of death
 vinewood_og: For profit health care, am I right?
 jamesinor: I'd say either injury or addiction
 Austere_Squire: that was the funniest thing in the movie, my gosh
  TStodden: !movie
 NonUniqueGuy: Vincent seemed angry at those curtains, like he caused her death.
 greenday61892: is that clark gable or wish clark gable
 ylegm: That's where my money is Cam
 Front_Ranger: @phuznutz Thanks for the gift sub!
 NotCainNorAbel: I'll trap you in a box FOREVER
 jchinnock: need a super cut of Price tossing things to the side
 Krillin_fan: instead of putting you in a pit, i'll condemn you to an eternity buried alive!  you're welcome!
WardsarTheWriter: It's no cofagrigus.
ghyllnox: Definitely Not A Body
 ElementalAlchemist: and some RGB LEDs because GAMER
 Easilycrazyhat: It would be an actually interesting plot point if she were alive in the coffin...so probably not
 heartofgoldfish: aahhhhh put the missy in a scarmophogus
 neisan2112: They do still need to feed to stay undead
 greenday61892: oh that's VINCENT PRICE i'm so dumb
 AugmentingPath: Krillin_fan my hero!
PhantomZeppelin: Is Vincent Price is Spirit of Halloween "Clark Gable"
 vinewood_og: Like 4pm
 Mr_Horrible: Adding enrichment activities to my wife's enclosure (Putting an ipad in her coffin)
 greenday61892: and disrespectful
 Grothe406: Oh sure, SHE gets to ride shotgun
 Fanklok: Full moon
 hackingducks: it's just a very bright moon
 Gaelan_Maestro: the moon is bright
 ProfessorFalconer: The moon was bigger back then
 TacitusVigil: Too much effort for the car pool lane
KeytarCat: His and Ben's house are the same model
ghyllnox: It's the MOON Graham 
 PharaohBender27: Also there was TRAFFIC on that road behind them
 DoomBringerIL: is this still the flashback? @LoadingReadyRun
 Bearudite: its beautiful
 adept_nekomancer: "forget it, let's do a night-for-day shot"
 Boomyakalolo: oh my god you guy can do house on haunted hill (it's public domain now)
Genie_M: there's a song about it - moonlight shadow
 bubba0077: look, there's a reason Itality never eclipsed Hollywood
 Fanklok: The moon sure is big in japan
 jedi_master_zll: According to the wiki page, in the book they liquefied when they were staked.
FelisRin: 500 I like to imagine the vampires are going, "Morgan... we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty..."
 PawssumFable: So this could've been solved by locking them up for a bit?
 DeM0nFiRe: @DoomBringerIL Yes
 burleyboar: Traffic in the apocalypse is surprisingly heavy
 Saintnex: This is a VERY extensive flashback
 A_Dub888: moonlight is literal sunlight
 glitched_goddess: putting the corpse in the passenger side so you can still use the carpool lane
 jubale1: he’s gonna find a cure after everyone is dead.
PhantomZeppelin: I don't wanna be buried in Oklaholma
 hackingducks: or she climbs out of the shallow grave on her own
 NotCainNorAbel: because I love you
ghyllnox: Let's dig a hole in a three-piece suit!
 Austere_Squire: did she just die of shock from going blind? or trip and break her neck or what?
 geckoinasuit: Romance is dead and so is she
 Easilycrazyhat: So...she's not in the coffin?
 phuznutz: @Front_Ranger Cheerio, nice to see so many folks hanging out for this
 Mr_Horrible: she always loved shallow graves by the interstate, Cameron
 TehAmelie: @Austere_Squire one of those i'm sure
 TheNerdySimulation: I wonder if he just made a coffin for tribute? Because it looked small in the chur scene
 Dalrint: Why didn't he get sick, though?
 PharaohBender27: Jordynne, I'd respect that
 Easilycrazyhat: He's not a barbarian, Graham
 theguardianotter: Gotta maintain the aesthetic
 jchinnock: it’s called fashion G
 DigitalSeahorse: "Don't ever ditch me.  Promise me!"
 Mr_Horrible: yeah Vince, give up the  goods
PhantomZeppelin: I'm Fixing a Hole
DeltaStrata: A gentleman does not remove his jacket while burying his wife!
 ThorSokar: god, that would be aweful, only phone scammers are the ones who come back for some reason
 TehAmelie: let the rigid one in
 Lysander_salamander: he is a dreamboat
ghyllnox: Ohh this is where she comes back
 MaladyDark: no housewife
 Easilycrazyhat: Oh yeah...maybe
 Sorator13: well, that *is* what happens when your wife isn't around to take care of things /s
 BrowneePoints: Yep they remember bits of their past lives
 TacitusVigil: Let the right one in, Vincent!
 BrowneePoints: so they think the Stigmas work
 TheNerdySimulation: He had no wife to clean up, this isn't actually an apocalypse
 Austere_Squire: it would be rude to come in uninvited
 neisan2112: Oh yeah
PhantomZeppelin: Let Me In Your Heart Again
 anyavamps: What a terrible stereotype. May we come in?
 Mr_Horrible: stopping to count beans
 ElementalAlchemist: huh.
WardsarTheWriter: Placebo Virus
 jchinnock: oh so they are 40K orcs
 RebekahWSD: Ghost door
 samb6678: Based on the hardware that's installed in it
 tidehollowcat: I'm a tank I'm a tank
 jamesinor: That is some Ork Logic
FelisRin: So it's goddamn Terry Pratchett rules?
 saucemaster5000: yeah in the book the "vampires"  are divided between mindless zombies and just... normal people
 Dreamlettuce: Please be an inch worm on the knob.
 Grothe406: Glad everyone agreed on the same set of vampire rules
 BrowneePoints: He runs into a vampire that doesn't react to a bible and swaps the holy book to another religion and THEN they recoil @LoadingReadyRun
PhantomZeppelin: Surprise!!!!
 IanAllenBird: a couple of them did walk past the threshold earlier so that makes sense
 hackingducks: told ya
 betweenmyself: so when he stakes them they only *think* they’re dead? 
 PharaohBender27: Ohai
 Mr_Horrible: hoofed it
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 TheNerdySimulation: Graham could I have some gummies please? /silly
 Easilycrazyhat: Oh no, her hairmet
FelisRin: HER HAIR BECAME MESSY!
ghyllnox: Thought so!
 theguardianotter: Honey, I'm home!
 ElementalAlchemist: oh no
 Krillin_fan: breakfast time!
 heartofgoldfish: if anything her hair looks better. modern
 RebekahWSD: Make breakfast
 vinewood_og: Would.
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Strebenherz: Oh hey, she's here to make breakfast after all
 hackingducks: "gimme a smooch"
 Lysander_salamander: dream sequence?
 heartofgoldfish: Girl dinner
 A_Dub888: “I ate a sandwich fish biiiig”
 saucemaster5000: (Sekiro) ROBERRRRRT
 VorlonScout: her hair still looks better than mine does after a one-hour nap
  mtvcdm: Raaaaaaahhhhhhhhbbbbbb
 Mr_Horrible: "I'm guessing this is about breakfast"
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Easilycrazyhat: THe mirror thing, yeah
 Gaelan_Maestro: well she just messed up his perfectly dug grave
PhantomZeppelin: Bob...BOB.....BOOOOOOOOB!!!!
 Koshindan: Blind during the day maybe?
 itmightbemikey: Temporary blindness is a thing
 CAKHost: "Beee menace by my haaair"
 harke_: Death cures blindness, didn't you know?
 Easilycrazyhat: I was literally just thinking about how cool infrared vision would be this morning
 PawssumFable: All two feet of digging for nothing
 Despoiler98: ok not gonna lie that shot to the fade in was actually amazing
 Spacecarl: was it also only seeing at night?
 Austere_Squire: they can see by emitting ultrasonic screeches
 jubale1: hypersensitive eyes, cant see in daylight
 teddywhosabear: it took them three years to think up wrecking the car
 ElementalAlchemist: why did they take the seat out?
 Mr_Horrible: surprised that it took them 3 years to do that
 Lysander_salamander: dang
 RTwo28: We're gonna kill you morgan
AndyDaMage: actualy damage suprises all
 pn55: Bloody vampire vandals!
 Sorator13: "we'll show you why you need the extended warrantyyyy"
 Strebenherz: Is this the first time they've fucked up his car in three years?
TheTekkieman: Oh, they actually are DOING damage now.
Genie_M: after 3 years they remembered to go after the car
 heartofgoldfish: Get the catalytic converter
FelisRin: Aw jeeze, that car was a collector's item.
ghyllnox: They disassembled his seats!
 dm818: I think they were trying to imply some sort of regeneration with the microscope slide scene.
 phuznutz: Act of god
 Saintnex: wait the opened the hood??
 Boomyakalolo: @fuckyourbuick
 Krillin_fan: it's a sturdy door G
 NonUniqueGuy: I'm going to lightly tap your car with a stick
 jchinnock: they had to save the hitting for that shot
 Pywodwagon: why did they wait 3 years to do this
packattack_0: is the guy yelling his brother in law?
  mtvcdm: Watch as I mildly fuck up your car
PhantomZeppelin: This is why they told me not to move to Detroit
AndyDaMage: they cant get through the door because he won't invite them in
 adept_nekomancer: "Should have paid for that extended warranty, Morgan!"
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 ProfessorFalconer: "Morgan doesn't live here, damn it!"
BreadGuyTV: My 20th anniversary hoodie just arrived thanks lrr love it!!
 Koshindan: Not enough garlic in the car.
 hackingducks: they just now had the idea to take his car apart
 Mr_Horrible: well damn, lock the fuck in, Robert
 Sorator13: @BreadGuyTV Nice! Isn't it comfy?
ghyllnox: Damn and they put sticks all over it
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 RTwo28: Man this voice acting is real bad
 finestotter: Morgan! This is going to cost a lot to get fixed Morgan!
 TehAmelie: are we caught up with the flashback now?
 RebekahWSD: They covered the car in twigs?
BreadGuyTV: @sorator13  it's so comfy!!
 Saintnex: How they do THAT to the car and not his door is a bit silly lol
 ElementalAlchemist: It's too early in the morning
manyourbattlestations: okay i get that this is the apocalypse and his house is a wreck, but where did his lampshades go??
 Mr_Horrible: yes, Matt, but the pooka, not the villager
 Digigoner: I hate waking up 15 minutes before my alarm!
 hoveringhalibut: This is the predecessor to Pacific Drive
PhantomZeppelin: Wow, this place is trashed!
 mwlsn: @TehAmelie I believe so
 bubba0077: there's a 6 AM?
 burleyboar: Things are f'ed. No jacket
PhantomZeppelin: damn fratboys!
 PharaohBender27: NGL, I relate to the "wake up, see what time it is" thing
 NotCainNorAbel: well they finally did it. they killed my fucking car
 GameSageZB: They were hung on everything else.
 jchinnock: I wonder how many afternoons this took to shoot
 theguardianotter: Time to go car shopping!
 DeM0nFiRe: lmao
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: 
ghyllnox: Getting dull???
 TacitusVigil: Wait, why are they mad with him?
 vinewood_og: Not again!!!
 Easilycrazyhat: VINCENT PLEASE
 electra310: lmaoooo
 Strebenherz: TRUNK
 pn55: 
 Mattmitchell45: Cortman
 ylegm: Consistent
ghyllnox: He's supposed to be dead!
 OtherEdgeworth: Vampire/zombie Ben has no right antagonising Robert, given he gave up on heading into the lab to work on a solution first.
 IanAllenBird: this is his fetish
  Juliamon: what does this man have against closed trunks??
 RTwo28: He just loves open trunks
 Mr_Horrible: I'm starting to think Robert just has a compulsion about trunks
 adept_nekomancer: "If I close a trunk the vampires will get me"
 AugmentingPath: closing trunks is women's work
 finestotter: Bars
 Saintnex: Why are you obsessed with leaving trunks open Vincent!?!
 0x6772: "What'll it take to get you into a shiny new Fiat 500, eh?"
 mwlsn: You *just had* a station wagon
 PharaohBender27: Well see that's how he marks cars he's evaluated 
 Boomyakalolo: and no trunk was eve closed again
 hesterbyrde: It's the 60s. The keys are in the ignition
 DigitalSeahorse: gotta stick to sunlight hours even during cursed DST which is somehow STILL a thing even in the apocalypse
FelisRin: It's time to play Stack the Bodies!
 Dalrint: I hope he dies because of an open trunk
 NonUniqueGuy: How well a car drives with the trunk up is a key detail to him
 wormapotheote: did he get an alternate version of the virus that just prevents him from closing trunks
 SkylerRingtail: The trunk thing seems too weird to be unintentional...right? Like, he has a fear of being trapped?
 Grothe406: Ooh working trunk
PhantomZeppelin: Vincent Price in...Grand Theft Auto in the 60s
 A_Dub888: how is the dealership in such a good condition??
 Gaelan_Maestro: doooge
manyourbattlestations: okay it's roomy, but what's the gas milage?
 theguardianotter: This really does feel like he's playing a survival game
 ElementalAlchemist: woof
 Despoiler98: DOGGO
ghyllnox: Different hood ornament
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 burleyboar: Nice rear window with that curve!
 Dalrint: How did he survive his wife?
 CAKHost: Trucks existed back them, right?
 emberBecky: uh oh
 Lysander_salamander: oh no
 vinewood_og: Dogmeat!
 ProfessorFalconer: Too bad he's too early for the ambulance that gets turned into the Ecto-1.
 DigitalSeahorse: pupper
 RTwo28: Dog?
 PawssumFable: To be fair, what would you stop doing if you were the last person left
 Twilight_Spark: 
 IanAllenBird: ohno
 SkylerRingtail: Quick, time to check Does The Dog Die
ghyllnox: PUPPPY
 saucemaster5000: oh yeah warning
 Krillin_fan: a wild doggo appears
 geckoinasuit: quickly going to does the dog die
 Lysander_salamander: the post apocalypse dog
 RTwo28: dog fren?
 CAKHost: D:
 electra310: Pupper!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
PhantomZeppelin: Shootin' at some food
 TheNerdySimulation: vampire dog
 neisan2112: Oh the dog!
 hackingducks: vampire doggo
 Lysander_salamander: poor guy
 A_Dub888: 
 hesterbyrde: I mean I know the answer to does the dog die in the Will Smith version
 forcedreject: It never goes well for the dog in I am legend material
 drroxorphd: it's aliiiiive!
 adept_nekomancer: Is it though?
 Lysander_salamander: vampire dog
 RebekahWSD: It really seem like everyone here dies all at once to leave everything so intact.  Was there a rapture?
 finestotter: "There was a time I was looking for a car, now I'm searching for a hearse" is a hard line
ghyllnox: It's aliiveeee!
 jubale1: he should move where people don’t know “Morgan”
 theguardianotter: Lemme check does the dog die real quick
 phuznutz: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/
 neveth: @geckoinasuit Bad news
 DigitalSeahorse:  It's ALIVE!
 DiscordianTokkan: "Fresh meat!"
 NonUniqueGuy: The dog is Frankenstein's monster?
WardsarTheWriter: He just wants a friend!
 Krillin_fan: *barks in italian*
 vinewood_og: IL woof
 Twilight_Spark: Wow that dog is booking it.
 hackingducks: i need you for science!
FelisRin: Oh god Sam! FeelsBadMan
 LordManiMani: @jubale1 i thought that too
PhantomZeppelin: dude, give it up
DeltaStrata: Come back! I'm hungry!
 ElementalAlchemist: "goodbye" --dog
 pn55: Well, yea the dog is Italian too
 DigitalSeahorse: don't make me climb this
 Lanthess: *Italian dog noises*
 Koshindan: Dude, just leave food out. The dog will come back.
 AugmentingPath: guafa
 LordManiMani: Dogmeat-a ball-a
 TehAmelie: if you're fighting vampires, you have to be awake through the night, but would you prefer to go to sleep at dawn or wake up at dusk?
 jchinnock: bark bark 🤌🤌
 mwlsn: A grown man chasing a dog yelling "don't run away" is definitely gonna work
manyourbattlestations: come back! i have a new car and i can roll the windows down!
 Grothe406: And now it's Umberto E
ender4449: rule 1: cardio
 Morrigan9: does an italian dog talk with it's hands?
 dm818: Because he's lonely
 betweenmyself: the dog didn’t get the message about being “low energy” so as not to upstage Price and was immediately fired
 jubale1: like Morgan is not immune
 PharaohBender27: Oh wait they filmed in front of THAT building!?
  mtvcdm: That dog is gooooonnnne
 vinewood_og: Malto barko
PhantomZeppelin: I'm the last man on earth
 NonUniqueGuy: Why are all these trunks closed?
 ImmortalLen: That is definitely Italy in the background.
 Strebenherz: Vincent price running for dog in wasteland is a thing
 TheNerdWonder: Here boy, I have Steak-ums!
 simplydavemn: If I had gone 3 years without petting a dog I'd have the same reaction.
 drroxorphd: Rome
 Gaelan_Maestro: i would use that tower as home base
 CanvasWolfDoll: as a dog person, i deeply understand this motivation
 TheNerdySimulation: got his ass
 Angnor33: Just get in that spaceship and fly away...
 vinewood_og: Damn
 ImmortalLen: Earth
 TehAmelie: the big tower of Europe
 Strebenherz: @simplydavemn That's.. a good point
 mwlsn: 
 TacitusVigil: No one will be seated during the Dog Searching Scenes.
 hackingducks: planet earth, somewhere.
 djalternative: I assume they filmed in italy
 ThorSokar: guess getting a lot of abandoned looking Trebants was easy in the 60s
PhantomZeppelin: Shish Kababs
 jubale1: wait, that’s a TriPod
Genie_M: 3 years and it doesn't look Fallout
 TehAmelie: no mistake
 BrowneePoints: Deadliest game of Golf
 BrowneePoints: Death Golf
 Easilycrazyhat: Cool Technology!™
 NotCainNorAbel: their lathe is much larter
 Sorator13: well don't pull them out?!
 Lanthess: Staked...through the stomach?
 pickles_mcelden: How did you make a golf club on a lathe ?
 PawssumFable: You definitely haven't been blackout drunk in the past few
 TehAmelie: i've invented the spear!
 Koshindan: "I could have been using reusable sticks all along?!"
PhantomZeppelin: wow!  Iron.  NOT wood!
Genie_M: he's virus-bacteria scientist
 SquareDotCube: got pilum'd
 NimrodXIV: that's why everyone's dead BEn
FelisRin: "Yes, let me pull out the stake that is keeping the wound open."
 vinewood_og: They did think smoking was good for you....
 hackingducks: well, nobody accused him of being a *good* scientist
 Sorator13: look, Ben, he was a biochemist, not a materials engineer
 ElementalAlchemist: "And they don't have ham radio?"
manyourbattlestations: it's his emotional support spear
 fredcheckers: My brother it's literally just a fence post.
 felrender: Are those pila? is the Lost Legion here?
 adept_nekomancer: "The other guy has iron already?  Dang, I should've been building campuses."
 Gascitygaming: radio's been broken for the last 27 months
 DigitalSeahorse: must vlog about this new thing
 PharaohBender27: The building with the stairs is literally a facist-era structure that was featured in the 1990s . . . Damnit, what's the name of that Shakespeare play? Starts with a T?
 TacitusVigil: You didn't say over
 tomorrowboy: It's a little known fact that giant iron stakes through the heart will kill lots of people, not just vampires.
PhantomZeppelin: This is Bobby M, calling Rubber Ducky.  what's your 420, over!
 drroxorphd: Hello Vienna Calling
  MrPhlip: just need to go a bit deeper so they can make a diamond stake
 RebekahWSD: KOK radio
 vinewood_og: Now here's Richter with the traffic!
 TehAmelie: KOKW, coke for the win
 RhoxPaperScissors: kekw calling
 hackingducks: @adept_nekomancer stupid RNG didn't spawn any iron in my entire civilization wtf.
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 ProfessorFalconer: Up next on Tinker Tailor Solder Fry, how to make proper zombie stakes using household scrap
  mtvcdm: Oh sorry you're not the 9th caller
 CanvasWolfDoll: puppy!
manyourbattlestations: titus andronicus?
 Despoiler98:    NO NOT SAD DOGGO
 mwlsn: @PharaohBender27 Titus Andronicus?
 Gascitygaming: @PharaohBender27 tristan and isolde?
FelisRin: "Hello? KOKW? We read you!" "Shut the hell up, there's a dog!"
 drroxorphd: It's a trap!
 geckoinasuit: i have just looked up this movie and now i have to end watching bc i will cry
 BrowneePoints: I have one fear
nightshifte: its funny listening to y'all do this bc even the voices sound like MST3k
 Sorator13: I didn't realize Toto had starred in another film
 fredcheckers: 99.5 KOKW the KOK
 jubale1: Petting dog is how you get sick
 PharaohBender27: @manyourbattlestations Yes! Thank you!
 loufghyslaufey: weh?
 IanAllenBird: : (
 tidehollowcat: Rube Waddell when the opposing dugout shows him a puppy
 betweenmyself: KOKW, this is Price and “the Booger” in the morning!
 jedi_master_zll: Man this is slow, how much time is left?
PhantomZeppelin: Do the Zombies Run?
 hackingducks: tom hardy *points* that's bait.
 loufghyslaufey: Whatcha saying?
 Lysander_salamander: They made some weird changes in the remake
 TehAmelie: just smart enough to be confused by mirrors because they think they're vampires
 geckoinasuit: nooooo doggo
 finestotter: It's the "EUR Tower" in Rome apparently: https://www.romesightseeing.net/media/ptweavnq/eur-zendmast.jpg?anchor=center&mode=crop&width=555&height=370&rnd=132636525566230000
NotSoLuckyLydia: He's gonna get blood all over his suit
 TheNerdySimulation: I hope only the dog survives
 ImmortalLen: I'm still pissed at the BS ending I Am Legend got in theaters.
 jjcard: I remember the dog barely existing in the book, like he's there and gone
PhantomZeppelin: Grab your troch and pitchforks!  Kill the ALIVE man
 Strebenherz: Did he remember to lock the door
 Lanthess: We need the Let's Nope content warning
 RebekahWSD: Dogt immediately pisses on the rug
 PawssumFable: The dog will be the deus ex
 loufghyslaufey: This an "I M'd Legions?"
  mtvcdm: @tidehollowcat I see you and appreciate you
  MrPhlip: he's going to put it down?
 Easilycrazyhat: That doggo is a cutie
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Despoiler98:    i dont care what happens to the humans that doggo better live
 PawssumFable: Mark my words
 Lysander_salamander: I have very little memory of the Charlton Heston version
theinvisiblevoice: don't say "put down"
 neveth: It's not good, graham
 adept_nekomancer: @hackingducks Nope just like 8 copies of horses.
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 ReverseCreations: It's like the fourth of July every night!!
 NotCainNorAbel: at least go upstairs
 CAKHost: Wow that dog got matte looking real quick
 harke_: "Put you down" is maybe not the BEST phrase there...
 pn55: 
 hoveringhalibut: Could the vampires talk in I Am Legend?
 vinewood_og: Are all these zombies just mean wine drunks?
 Koshindan: That doesn't look like the same dog.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Saintnex: OH NO
 NotCainNorAbel: 
 Twilight_Spark: RIP
 theguardianotter: Spoiler alert
 RTwo28: he just death flagged the dog
 Easilycrazyhat: - Me when my dogs get freaked by fireworks and thunder
 jedi_master_zll: How did he get that lathe in there?
PhantomZeppelin: Bob Marley
Genie_M: "look very dramatic"
 jubale1:  
FelisRin: "... You shall be my WIFE!"
 NonUniqueGuy: The dog is going to lose his left feet
 DigitalSeahorse: "That's what the vet said."
 Digigoner: 
 Spacecarl: Well after 3 years of no social contact, you forget how to not foreshadow
 hedonistic_mushroom:  
 ThirdGames: "Now wear this hair helmet."
 TheNerdySimulation: eventually we'll jump a shark and everything!
 PawssumFable: Oh no
 tezzatipoca: That's what my ex said lol jk jk
 CAKHost: That Doggo was 2 days from retirement!... OH NO
 RTwo28: 
 theguardianotter: Things are unfortunately not going to get better for this dog
 hedonistic_mushroom:  
 Lanthess: Dog farted
 PharaohBender27: OK, so @LoadingReadyRun , I think when Vincent Price was running down steps and there was a building with arches, it was this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palazzo_della_Civilt%C3%A0_Italiana
 TehAmelie: hair. . .reminds me of my wife
PhantomZeppelin: it's ok, boy!   NO IT'S NOT!!!
 Despoiler98:    
 BrowneePoints: is it covered in dirt?
 ProfessorFalconer: "Wait, you can't make me eggs. No, no this is all wrong!"
 fredcheckers: If he were a gundam protagonist they would already be dead.
 vinewood_og: "Is this dog european?"
 Ciijay: What movie is this again?
 Despoiler98:     
 ElementalAlchemist: oh
FelisRin: 
 PawssumFable: Look at those BACILLI
 hackingducks: that line of thinking gets dark fast
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Gaelan_Maestro: oh wow, talk about a small microscope
 IanAllenBird: "oh no, this feral dog is covered in the airborne virus"
 Sorator13: but... the daughter... 
 tezzatipoca: 😂😂😂
 betweenmyself: Doggo was the carrier all along! 
 Ciijay: I'm just realizing everyone's saying there was a book and another film
 burleyboar: Grape Nut Flakes?
 geckoinasuit: someone @ me when the dog is gone i don't wanna see it
 LordManiMani: I know this is a bad movie and all, but Vincent looks so good in that shot there
 ElementalAlchemist: RIP dog
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Saintnex: Welp
 theguardianotter: Rip dog
 Twilight_Spark: Holy shit
 Easilycrazyhat: dammit vincent
ghyllnox: 
 NonUniqueGuy: @Ciijay two films
manyourbattlestations: pathogens make me giggle too
 Digigoner: Dog Kebab
  mtvcdm: Sorry doggo
 PawssumFable: "Look at those bacilli" is something I'm going to quote forever
 Despoiler98:      
 jedi_master_zll: Well that was fast.
 Koshindan: He went back to the wood stake.
 vinewood_og: Still with the jacket on
 Alephred: Is this the original I Am Legend?
 BOTGrant: Tiny Microscope is tine.
 ElementalAlchemist: update: Turns out the answer to "does the dog die?" is "yes"
 Krillin_fan: RIP puppers
 BrowneePoints: Oh cool. The Dog has a less violent death than the Will Smith one
 pn55: 0 to doggo dead was quick
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: that added so much to this movie....
 CaptainKranok: Doggover
 TheNerdySimulation: WHAT???
 wormapotheote: the book also inspired Night of the Living Dead
 JuniorRoll: Double Cam cam still rules
PhantomZeppelin: No one likes that!
 tezzatipoca: subtle
 0x6772: Maybe check your own blood there, Bob.
 Easilycrazyhat: He actually mentioned that he has to leave the stake in earlier
 Ciijay: Ohhhh this is I Am Legend?
 mister_nibbles: that fake dog prop weighed like 2 ounces
FelisRin: Well that whole interlude happened.
 BrowneePoints: Graham, the Will Smith one is TRAUMATIZING
 neisan2112: Wait wut?!? No why
 hesterbyrde: Generally speaking you're supposed to leave the stake in.
 JadedCynic: that was a pretty shallow grave...
 RTwo28: Jeez that dog died instantly
 RebekahWSD: And Graham catches up 
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 heartofgoldfish: kekw
manyourbattlestations: buried with his favorite stick, just like he'd want
 Lysander_salamander: oh hai
 theguardianotter: The dog death in I am legend had me fucking BAWLING
 ElementalAlchemist: um, hi
 Angnor33: New video game social media account: Can you bury the dog?
 finestotter: If you don't leave the stick in the body seal comes back... or something
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 TheNerdySimulation: You seen a dog round here sir?
 jamesinor: Well, doggone it
 SkylerRingtail: Must've only had the dog for one day of filming
PhantomZeppelin: ooooh, my new wife!
 ElementalAlchemist: kbye
 Simonark: So the best story about this movie is that Richard Matheson was assured by the producer Fritz Lang would direct it. When Sidney Salkow directed it instead, he described it as “A bit of a drop”.
 Lanthess: New breakfast maker dropped
 betweenmyself: “I’m looking for my dog..”
 loufghyslaufey: Wah!
Genie_M: the second to last person on earth
 RTwo28: Correct reaction from that woman
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: one more reason to choose the bear
 GameSageZB: "Only those 12 other people last year!"
 LordManiMani: She must be Greek or something
 Mr_Horrible: yeah, Vince, you're not really acting friendly
 ProfessorFalconer: "Wait, you're one of the singers from the B-52's!"
 NotCainNorAbel: I choose the bear
PhantomZeppelin: it's a trap!!!
 Easilycrazyhat: "I'm just burying the dog I murdered! Don't be scared!
 loufghyslaufey: "Stranger Danger!"
AndyDaMage: would you rather meet a man or a bear at the end of the world
  mtvcdm: She is correct
 Gascitygaming: she's Italian, Vincent, no she can't understand you
 RebekahWSD: Theyre coming to get you Barbara!
 heartofgoldfish: they are not running fast
 TheNerdySimulation: I'm not a monster! I just murder a dog!
 harke_: "I'm chasing you for nice reasons!"
 Krillin_fan: my bloodlust is sated, you're good for 20-30 minutes
 NimrodXIV: the man or the zombies
 Koshindan: Would you rather meet a man or a vampire in the woods?
 finestotter: She only speaks Italian
 loufghyslaufey: Strangers' Dangers!" Lies! Deception...!
 NonUniqueGuy: I'm just going to rough you up a bit
PhantomZeppelin: Stranger Danger in the future
 hackingducks: hashtag prolematic
 Saintnex: Does she??
 Lord_Hosk: Wait wait... do you know how to make breakfast?
 Astramentha: A+ social skills
 PawssumFable: Except by holding you down
 TheNerdySimulation: Also sam Jordynne on goals tho
 Grothe406: Look I Know we just met but your hair looks just like my vampire wifes
 TehAmelie: better looking, faster, quieter, death has been good to you dear
 hesterbyrde: That's a jump
FelisRin: "I'm not going to hurt you, I'm just going to grab you very roughly!"
  mtvcdm: Dude you're shaking her
 Lanthess: Face them
 pickles_mcelden: Quick do you know how to make breakfast?
Genie_M: she was mostly fine for 3 years y'know
 Digigoner: "I'm not going to hurt you!" - violently grabs arms and wrists
 Strebenherz: Where HAVE YOU BEEN ALIVE FOR THE LAST THREE YEARS AND HOW
 BOTGrant: Eyebrows on fleek
 AugmentingPath: ciao
EvilBadman: (shakes violently) I am not going to hurt you
PhantomZeppelin: Me No Understando
 DaimyoAmerica: I'll take the bear
 burleyboar: I hope she is not deaf
ghyllnox: How do you make your iron spikes?
 tezzatipoca: this was before women had backstories 
 Grevas13: the patented old hollywood "grab and shake the woman" and suddenly she's calm
NotSoLuckyLydia: He thinks he's the last man on earth and yet theres someone else in the SAME CITY? man this guy has no sense of scope
 RebekahWSD: Well she IS Itallian
 theguardianotter: Can you cook a mean egg?
 JuniorRoll: Can you speak?
 Easilycrazyhat: "Do you know how to grow garlic?"
 Digigoner: Netflix and chill?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Meark: what even is this set?
dimeadozent: she should choose the bear
 Krillin_fan: finally i no longer have to cook my own damn eggs
voren_chalco: "My wife used to wear the same hair helmet"
 hackingducks: i've been using the same grounds for six weeks, they're fine
Genie_M: makeup's fine
RomanOmega57: i choose the bear
 theguardianotter: Damn girl, lookin good~
 NonUniqueGuy: @NotSoLuckyLydia Last Man, not Last Human, clearly
 Lanthess: She hasn't been to the mirror store
 bubba0077: look, the apocalpyse is no excuse to let personal grooming habits fall to the wayside
 PawssumFable: I would want stale coffee in the apocolypse
 TehAmelie: the mirror has fallen apart without her cleaning
 saucemaster5000: Dude REFUSED to learn how to clean after wfie died
EvilBadman: Why does it smell like dog in here
 tezzatipoca: @dimeadozent 😂💯
 ProfessorFalconer: Oh well that explains his bad luck, the mirror's broken
manyourbattlestations: man doesn't even have a lampshade
FelisRin: "Glad I still use makeup in this dead world."
 theguardianotter: This is mine now
 vinewood_og: "False"
 betweenmyself: they ran out of ADR budget, so her character is mute
 Simonark: @digigoner They only have Peacock after the apocalypse
 Twilight_Spark: Lol
 Mr_Horrible: "time to take all this dude's silverware"
ghyllnox: Immediately wears his DEAD WIFE's CLOTHES
 Halimain: anyone notice how clean their clothes are this far into the apocalypse?
 Digigoner: @Simonark Nooooooooooo!!!!!
PhantomZeppelin: wake up and do the 3 S's
theambivalentagender: As I dog groomer all I could think through the dog subplot was how nicely groomed and well behaved the poodle was.
 Easilycrazyhat: Umm...yeah...me too...>.>
 loufghyslaufey: She spoke
 loufghyslaufey: I think
 Lanthess: You know, she looks like the girl from The Breakfast Club
 Beleqwaya: Oh yea. *looks at baby* DEFINITELY mine too.
manyourbattlestations: look, you get left alone in a house in the apocalypse, you loot the surroundings, it's just facts
 saucemaster5000: Cam is describing the difference between "men's hygene" and the work of a 1950s housewife, he's just a chauvinist
 neisan2112: Hell yeah Ben!!!!!
 CaptainChibale: I don't think he knows how to keep a house. That was probably his wife's job.
 theguardianotter: Sundress ben...
ghyllnox: Hell yeah you would Ben
 hesterbyrde: Ben has great legs. He'd look great in a 50s sun dress
 Capt_clown: Just got here, Last Man on Earth?
 loufghyslaufey: kay
NotSoLuckyLydia: Ben's got good legs
 heartofgoldfish: "You seem very well organized here" Ma'am there is a park bench behind you
 jamesinor: Yeah, Ben could rock a sundress
 Omthebox: We can go look for him
 loufghyslaufey: I see
 finestotter: As in the dictionary?!
 ThorSokar: Ben ALREADY killed it in a sun dress (AT DB10 / 2016)
manyourbattlestations: buffalo check sundress!
 Pywodwagon: "so you're single"
 tehfewl: that means your single
 DigitalSeahorse: "so I'm single."
 DiscordianTokkan: find him
 bagfullofbees: this is where I nope out
 hackingducks: that's all the relevant backstory for a romance plot
 loufghyslaufey: Eh.
 ElementalAlchemist: she ended up in the daughter pit
 IanAllenBird: but is she baptized
 loufghyslaufey: Oh, ight.
 Rhynerd: “were you also baptized?”
 PharaohBender27: Meanwhile, I live in a sty because once I'm done with work, I generally am like "Fuck any work. Time to drink and play videogames/watch Twitch."
Genie_M: that's a different movie
 hackingducks: old hollywood... whew.
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/SmallRacyWaspKappaWealth-y6uBdH_lYhfpm6mW
 DeM0nFiRe: How does her telling her own life story manage to falil the Bechdel test
 PawssumFable: Ben's sun dress has to have a cute puppy
 BrowneePoints: "here's my garlic child"
 Lysander_salamander: Was Omega Man a good movie?  I don't remember it.
 geckoinasuit: his house must smell horrible
 ReverseCreations: My most pressing question about this movie now os does it pass the Bechdel Test
 GameSageZB: i showed you my garlic pls respond
 loufghyslaufey: Oh, I almost assumed he roasted the dog
 TheWanderingNomad: I'm late, what's our movie?
 NonUniqueGuy: This is how they get married in Vincent's cultural
 Digigoner: "I offered you my garlic. Please respond"
 hesterbyrde: I'm allergic you shitlord
 loufghyslaufey: creep
 Mr_Horrible: it's a strong smell, Vince
 hackingducks: i'm allergic to garlic you jerk
 Strebenherz: Vincent, that's a weird kink
 geckoinasuit: because he's waving garlic at him
 Saintnex: HAHA
 Grothe406: Geez just skip right to "repopulate the earth" are we
 Capt_clown: @lysander_salamander It was very much of it era. Not bad but def dated
Genie_M: she's allergic
WardsarTheWriter: I have an allergy!!!
 PharaohBender27: "I'M ALLERGIC"
 DigitalSeahorse: BRUTE!
 Dreamlettuce: Hey, does this smell funny to you?
 PawssumFable: I'M ALLERGIC TO ALLIUMS
 Omthebox: only a little vampire
manyourbattlestations: you're not really italian, you can't stand garlic!
 TehAmelie: fifty bulbs of garlic is a lot to anyone
ender4449: wait, this is how Dark Shadows starts
 ElementalAlchemist: So are some uninfected systems
FelisRin: "This is how we propose marriage in my country."
 RatherLargeToad: Not a vampire, just allergic
 NonUniqueGuy: Systems?
 BOTGrant: That's assault, brother, that's 5 to 10
  mtvcdm: See,she was right to run
 loufghyslaufey: Welp
 RTwo28: normal allergies exist my dude
 loufghyslaufey: The both of them
 IbunWest: nobody else could possibly be allergic to garlic
PhantomZeppelin: A man should not just whip out his Garlic like that
Genie_M: "im a scientist - i do facts"
 Mr_Horrible: Hot Girl IBS
 Mr_Horrible: she speaks true
 tezzatipoca: "i have to kill you now"
 theguardianotter: By who, those weak ass zombies?
 Omthebox: I doubt those things can tear anything at all
 PawssumFable: Oh so she literally is allergic
 RebekahWSD: They never acknowledged food allergies back then
EvilBadman: Dudes find any reason to claim incel
Genie_M: three. years.
NotSoLuckyLydia: ex-husband was a weenie
 RTwo28: very slow death with those vampires
 Mai_Andra: Yoda voice "You will be."
 Lanthess: He was torn to pieces veeeery slowly
 SilverHalcyon: she is right
 electra310: Why would she only eat scraps? The grocery stores are apparently pristine here
 betweenmyself: unable to sleep for the PAST THREE YEARS
 hesterbyrde: yeah her eyeliner in the apocalypse looks better than mine does like... ever.
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 Izandai:   
 jibkat:    
  mtvcdm: She is correct
 MrGibberish: Repeat: he said he wasnt going to hurt her
 damn_i_am_pretty: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 Bearudite: weiiiiiird
 Strebenherz: Amazing
Genie_M: ew.
PhantomZeppelin: No means No Vincent
 Strebenherz: Heya Wiggins!
 Easilycrazyhat: Vince has absolutely zero chill
 ProfessorFalconer: He could check her saliva under the microscope, but that's for dogs only
PresidentScr00b: Gonna fill that blood with garlic
FelisRin: "You're infected! But you can't go out there with them! But you ARE them!"
 vinewood_og: Breakfast is in mere hours!
 IanAllenBird: "at least"
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders!
ghyllnox: Blood test this
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Jasmine Moore: That is three entire strings of garlic bro
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 damn_i_am_pretty: wiggins forgot the subathon was happening, go figure
 Lysander_salamander: I think I've read the book
 Twilight_Spark: Boneathan needs to be consulted.
 Easilycrazyhat: The wigglers have arrived
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 Bearudite: spit here in my mouth so I can test it 
 jibkat: is this price I am legend?
 corianderd: boom raided!
 RTwo28: remember, continuous, enthusiastic, consent!
 TehAmelie: dinner is stake
Genie_M: oh, the usual friends arrived
  Texan_Reverend: @jibkat Indeed.
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 Lysander_salamander: I read a comic book adaptation of the book also
 Spacecarl: Yeah geeze, 3 years of not talking to anybody would mess you up
 tezzatipoca:   
 jibkat: Texan_Reverend nice, classic
 Mr_Horrible: d-d-double raid
 electra310: He set the table all nice
Ryzlei: movie name ?
 Simonark: Don’t tell Wiggins about… the dog.
 PawssumFable: Next he's gonna stake her and be like
 PawssumFable: AH HA
 NonUniqueGuy: @Ryzlei Last Man ON Earth
 pickles_mcelden: If you stay until morning, I can show you my locker full of raw meat
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 BrowneePoints: Ohhhhhh. So for Cam, the Author actually started writing the script for this, hated it so much he stopped and changed is Attributed name for it. One of the directors and 2 other people finished the script.  Also it was filmed in Rome.
 Easilycrazyhat: @PawssumFable "You died to a stake in your heart. Clearly you're one of them!"
 BrowneePoints: his attributed name*
 phuznutz: !subathon
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 Lysander_salamander: so much carbon monoxide
epsilon_vee: and the big pile of misters pointy in the corner
 fredcheckers: His house is just a lazy survival game base.
 theguardianotter: That's just Ben
 loufghyslaufey: Morgan-who?
 ProfessorFalconer: "Hey, we can hear you talking about us! Rude!"
 PawssumFable: @Easilycrazyhat Definitely a witch, I mean a vampire
 jamesinor: He's actually been hallucinating this whole thing due to hypoxia
  mtvcdm: Man I'm starting to root for the zombies
 Easilycrazyhat: yes
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 Raincoast_Bear: This a pretty good version. I think I like The Omega Man better.
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 jibkat: shot reverse shot with one cam is hard Cam
 betweenmyself: “Morgan!  Show me what you’ve got!”
 bubba0077: look, they had a very tight schedule
 loufghyslaufey: shots called at the director man
 Pywodwagon: WHAT
 Lanthess: Batman?
 Strebenherz: WHAAAAT
 ElementalAlchemist: no, that just means you have rabies
ghyllnox: 
 TheNerdySimulation: Facts. Only.
 PharaohBender27: "We're on a tight schedule, it'll have to do"
 BorealMage: Oh he's Batman
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: vampire vaccine
 vinewood_og: There it is!
 RebekahWSD: logic?
 El_Zilcho22:   
 mwlsn: ahahahahahaha
Genie_M: SCIENTIST
AndyDaMage: he's patient zero
 Bearudite: BATMAN
 GameSageZB: wut
 ProfessorFalconer: Vincent Price is Batman!
 Sunidesus: What?!?
ghyllnox: WTFFFFF
 NimrodXIV: SCIENCE
 damn_i_am_pretty: thats not how it works
 Dumori: this is straight out the book
 NonUniqueGuy: What?
 Pywodwagon: *WHAT*
 Lysander_salamander: brooooo
 theguardianotter: Absolutely bullshit
 Easilycrazyhat: Uh. Mazing.
 IanAllenBird: nooo
 RTwo28: Thats garbage!
ghyllnox: He got batpox!
 tezzatipoca: reverse covid
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 josh___something: Oh... he's fuckin gone
 Tangsm: vampcine
 TheWanderingNomad: Wow 
 TheNerdySimulation: This man only deals in FACTS
NotSoLuckyLydia: great to drop at THIS point in the movie
 Grothe406: We are crossing our superhero metaphors here
 malfnord: 60s Hollywood science, everyone!
 PipeSmokingOwl: Dudes got bat immunity! Op AF
EvilBadman: "I am very smart"
 SilverHalcyon: maybe he likes Spiderman and it was a mutant bat
 finestotter: Isn't that the opposite of how bats work?
 RTwo28: 2x4 time!
 jubale1: who was bit by a cow?
 Halimain: runs diesel inside, allows smoking without thinking. Ah the post war mindset.
 theguardianotter: Stake you
Genie_M: I'm gonna science
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: in a way
FelisRin: Do you know how many folks get bitten by bats in their sleep? It's not uncommon in countries where vampire bats live. There'd be more survivors in that case.
 fredcheckers: Bat cowpox.
 Lanthess: To the pit with you!
 RebekahWSD: just let me stab you!
manyourbattlestations: hexproof from bats
 GameSageZB: "Shake you around some more after you make breakfast."
 Easilycrazyhat: "The cure is a high dose of...fiber..."
 NonUniqueGuy: I have a lovely burn pit
 PawssumFable: The cure is in my pants
 YawnLance: He'll treat you to a stake dinner
 TehAmelie: it's like someone remembering reading about vaccines in a children's book
ghyllnox: Stake you and bury you, duh
 electra310: He can bite her and make her immune too
 harke_: Sure... "cure"....
 jchinnock: “cure” you
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/HardMushyLaptopVoHiYo-Se7USlNXFufOBnZ6
 geckoinasuit: have you ever tested your own blood
AndyDaMage: put her in the pit
Izzieon: he was in the amazon researching spiders just before becoming immune
 Lanthess: "I've heard the cure is a hearty plate of french toast."
 fredcheckers: @FelisRin Legit. Panamanian farmers would just be fine.
 PawssumFable: OSHA doesn't exist anymore CAMERON
 wedge_x: cat-5
 PawssumFable: Duh
 TheWanderingNomad: She's turning!
 ProfessorFalconer: "You know what might be a good treatment? A three cheese omelette, some toast and coffee..."
  mtvcdm: I want her to stab him and follow her story now
 RebekahWSD: needs her fix
FelisRin: "Come back! Let me show you how much of a... lathe-ies' man I am!
 DigitalSeahorse: she's an addict!
 loufghyslaufey: Wait, hey! I call applesauce! You can't identify as hypothetical vampire pronouns just from being bitten by ONE bat!
 PresidentScr00b: Don't grab face while holding syringe please.
 DigitalSeahorse: yup she's diabetic
 tehfewl: cocaine
 SilverHalcyon: what she got there?
 Omthebox: Couldn't just. Say that
 TehAmelie: so the house must reek of diesel, cigarettes and garlic. and maybe old hair spray
 vinewood_og: Well they don't call it live-a-betes!
 geckoinasuit: she could have led with it
manyourbattlestations: she has the diabeetus!
 Geldaran: Zombrex!
 RTwo28: You broke my insulin pump you prick!
 electra310: No fiber in the blood here!
 CaptainKranok: Ah. Just got to cut out all the fiber.
 mwlsn: Pure bat saliva
 GameSageZB: That's... not... a vaccine?
 hesterbyrde: That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.
Genie_M: that's some gobledygook
 jchinnock: it’s horse medicine!
 loufghyslaufey: that's sounds very unsafe
 RebekahWSD: its called "placebo"
 theguardianotter: Wii
AndyDaMage: We!?
 TheWanderingNomad: I don't believe defribrinated is a word
 DigitalSeahorse: WEEEEEE
 RTwo28: What fuckin we???
 BOTGrant: The Royal We
 Easilycrazyhat: Side question - wtf was with men shaking women like that in movies? It was a thing for so long.
NotSoLuckyLydia: He's calling them DAILY!
 Koshindan: It's weird they immediately went to this scene.
 ArdCollider: honestly that's an accurate portrayal of US ham radio
Cptasparagus: As a bioengineer, that's not a thing
FelisRin: Wii? *glares at his Nintendo*
 PresidentScr00b: Would you want to talk to a guy who sounds like that?  ... I would.
 TacitusVigil: So it's zombrex
  mtvcdm: Dude stop shaking her
 tezzatipoca: he's that weird guy that doesn't get invited to parties
 NonUniqueGuy: While you are just some fool with a radio
 tenthtechpriest: turns out everyone else just really hates radio
 DrakoniteDev: maybe if he left the radio on and waited for reply, instead immediately turning it off
 RTwo28: Now shes sounding culty
AndyDaMage: i mean.....isn't that what he's doing
 HadesLeprechaun: "we've been ignoring your radio messages cuz you kinda seem like a creep"
manyourbattlestations: "and now it's time for the Ignoring Vincent Price's pleas for help radio hour"
 PawssumFable: I'd buy a ham radio to listen to that
 loufghyslaufey: they must be sleepers
 GameSageZB: Cam, you were straight up right
AndyDaMage: he is a mass murderer
 Mr_Horrible: "my bad OG"
 BrowneePoints: Huh, the Source Book is the novel that inspired Zombies in Modern Fiction
 DigitalSeahorse: we called it
 BrowneePoints: neat
 NimrodXIV: but what if man was the monster all along
 RTwo28: he knows, he said he killed 11
Desruprot: ooh Vincent Price or someone who looks close to him
 harke_: oops
 NonUniqueGuy: "I think I only killed 11 people"
 Saintnex: Wait corpses? Wasnt he tossing them in the pit?
 loufghyslaufey: she WAS followed
 jibkat: This is the closest to the book
 Lanthess: I mean, they could have just told him to stop via the radio...
 Omthebox: Oh a gun
 ElementalAlchemist: oh HECK
 PharaohBender27: And Ben is hinting on why the Will Smith version wrecked the entire point of this story
 Easilycrazyhat: Oh no! A vampire gun!
 IanAllenBird: oh!
 RTwo28: Oh hey a gun!
 SilverHalcyon: wtf they have a gun
 josh___something: Bro just TAKE THE SHOT
ghyllnox: Let's get information from this guy. Wait, let's kill him instead
TheAinMAP: 
 jchinnock: with this lighter
 TheNerdySimulation: I disagree?
 Digigoner: Not my only weakness, a gun!?
 mwlsn: "I'm immune to guns, I was bitten by one in Panama"
Jasmine Moore: Un-fever’d
 Lanthess: That gun fires tiny stakes
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Astramentha: curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal
 mrverbal: I'm supposed to keep you here, with this gun, until they get here to kill me
 MadmanOreo: @BrowneePoints george romero cites this movie specifically for night of the living dead
Genie_M: she has a point
 Mr_Horrible: Bro your KDA is insane, it's pretty reasonable they think you're a threat
 TheNerdySimulation: @mwlsn 
 loufghyslaufey: weh?
 CaptainSpam: Oh, look who's getting all judgy about other societies here...
 ProfessorFalconer: The gentiles were shockingly not gentle
 Grothe406: Uuuuuse it
 fredcheckers: I'd take my chances with that gun.
 jvetting83: It was on a bed.
 DudelidouX: She is on the bed after all
 ComradeMik: rubber bullets for a rubber gun
 ElementalAlchemist: That's extremely dangerous to do with a real gun
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 spethycakes: someone needs practice with their object work
 tezzatipoca: emtpy togo coffee cups are like my biggest movie pet peeve lmao
 Easilycrazyhat: "I'll just...take this gun..."
 BrowneePoints: So for the Room, apparently I am Legend is considered both the First "Modern" Vampire novel, but also one of the first "Scientific" Vampire/Zombie BOoks/Movies
 BrowneePoints: that's kind of huge and I didn't know that
 Sorator13: 
 jamesinor: I always prefered shoe holster
 ProfessorFalconer: "Confirm the kill. Double-tap"
 K_t_Imp000: He's not even gonna give her her meds?!
 Lanthess: Go shoot some vamps
 TheNerdySimulation: "it turns out bullets are just tiny stakes"
 Koshindan: Man, if he just discovered iron, then that gun is going to blow his mind.
 josh___something: Side holsters ARe hot
 TehAmelie: bad science is a kind of science, right
 jchinnock: I just started blasting!
 theguardianotter: Uhhhh
ghyllnox: ?????
 ClodiumSoride: @tezzatipoca I always wondered if they could put a hackey sack or something in those so there's at least some believable heft, without anything that'd spill and wreck a set.
 spethycakes: a simple blood draw
 pimiento: i just got here, what're we watching please?
 finestotter: I don't think this is legal
 RebekahWSD: manually pumping blood
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 Saintnex: What is this SYSTEM
 vinewood_og: This trainspotting prequel is messed up
 loufghyslaufey: probs should have restrained them first
 Digigoner: I hope that's not the same pump he used for the gas earlier...
 RTwo28: xD cam
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 NimrodXIV: hey, what's a blood type?
 PipeSmokingOwl:   
 TheWanderingNomad: 
 betweenmyself: he’s just giving her chelation therapy 
 BOTGrant: Continuous! Enthusiastic! Consent!
 ProfessorFalconer: "Now we're blood siblings so you can't kill me."
manyourbattlestations: @pimiento The Last Man on Earth from 1964
 theguardianotter: @pimiento Last Man on Earth
 pimiento: thanks!
Desruprot: this was before testing really
Genie_M: well blood donation in the 60s was different
 IanAllenBird: maybe he's a universal donor also
 neveth: Very dracula
 jamesinor: I don't think this man was ever a doctor
 theguardianotter: Now you have HPV
 TacitusVigil: I'm a universal donor!
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: "you are now 5% bat"
 simplydavemn: @finestotter If you mean the movie, it's in the public domain.
 fredcheckers: There's a LOT of leftover blood in that flask
FelisRin: And now he's a vampire and she has hepatitis. Even Steven.
 Lanthess: Medical malpractice
 tezzatipoca: has anyone seen The Quiet Earth
 TehAmelie: he's the last man on earth, for certain definitions of  "man"
 TheNerdySimulation: Now we're married
 tehfewl: hes a scientist maybe he did type and cross
 Easilycrazyhat: Ah, I'm starting to see why the author didn't like this movie specifically.
 neveth: blood transfusion without testing
 Mr_Horrible: "dammit, no I have an asshole's blood in me"
 CaptainSpam: See, this is what some people think giving blood means.
 tezzatipoca: same vibes, less iconic
 Sorator13: look at this graph!
 HadesLeprechaun: I dunno, I just did a thing, maybe it'll do something
 patrick_stonecrusher: Hey, it worked in Near Dark
 Aarek: look with your special eyes!
 Digigoner: I wanna show you this sick podcast!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
manyourbattlestations: that's legal marriage in 23 states
 betweenmyself: you’re cured of being a vampire.  have fun with Hep B! 
 PawssumFable: I died! Because she was a vampire! Not because she was the wrong blood type!
DeltaStrata: "Oh gods my hair looks AWFUL"
 Saintnex: DId he even check her bloodtype to make sure they matched?
 adept_nekomancer: Does this make him a reverse vampire?
 Lanthess: When did he learn her name?
 saucemaster5000: "My hair STAYED like that?"""
 NonUniqueGuy: "Who gave me this haircut"
 RebekahWSD: Good news I cured your zombie disease, bad news, you have syphallis
 Omthebox: Save
 Sunidesus: and you never thought to do this before?!?
 geckoinasuit: he is gonna need so much blood
 RTwo28: "I'm talking like a pyschopath Ruth!"
 Grevas13: @Lanthess she told him at dinner
 CAKHost: "My hair is still bad but I can look at it?! :o"
 jubale1: he could have done this YEARS ago
 TheNerdySimulation: nothing's wrong with them, Vince
 hackingducks: this feels like the definition of premature celebration
 loufghyslaufey: hypothetical vampires seem distrubing
 Mark_D_Stroyer: This movie really is weirdly pseudo-scientific process.
NotSoLuckyLydia: We're gonna need a lot more OJ
 Mr_Horrible: "I got you this"
 ProfessorFalconer: "But I'm type O!" -explodes-
 PawssumFable: He's type O
 VorlonScout: the bat was a universal donor
 GameSageZB: I'm mostly not a war criminal!
 theguardianotter: Put this in your mouth
 SilverHalcyon: eat it
 CaptainSpam: HORMF
 Digigoner: "why am i suddenly high as balls after getting your blood?
FelisRin: "This garlic is my wife. Say hello."
 saucemaster5000: she explodes
Genie_M: the ABO system was in use since the 1920s
 wormapotheote: yeah having the cure work feels like it creates a giant plot hole
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 RTwo28: gosh this sucks
 anyavamps: I understand. I love garlic.
 Sethalidos: Ian, no
 vinewood_og: New blood who dis?
 heartofgoldfish: Oh my god. She's about to make breakfast!
 ElementalAlchemist: mmmmmm, garlic
 TehAmelie: "i call her Garbo"
 felrender: me when I make 40 clove chicken
 Easilycrazyhat: I would faceplant some garlic fr
 control_rig: So you claim, Ben
 jchinnock: I know Italian cooking love garlic but damn
 BluJester: "I can finally satiate my craving for garlic bread!"
 JuniorRoll: Bulb pic
 tezzatipoca: once cured, garlic has catnip effect
 PawssumFable: It's all old and dry now
Desruprot: Garlic
 Mr_Horrible: @Genie_M no I'm pretty sure the Omegaverse is more recent than that 
 BOTGrant: She's Italian, she's built up an immunity to it.
 loufghyslaufey: heh, Graham
 PawssumFable: It doesn't smell like anything
 Simonark: Meanwhile, Hammer Horror were… on their third Christopher Lee Dracula movie that year alone.
 YawnLance: Tomorrow, after you make me breakfast
 MadmanOreo: imsgine being italian and going 3 yers without garlic SMH
 Lysander_salamander: in the book, there was no cure
 TehAmelie: imagine getting through one conversation without being manhandled
 loufghyslaufey: Ian, no
 SymphonySolstice: oh good I didn't completely miss the public domain movie
wholsometiger: "the sun won't come out tomorrow"
 PawssumFable: Ian YES
  ritchards: Tomorrow, tomorrow, leave me tomorrow, it;s only a day away
 theguardianotter: Don't you dare kiss
 Alephred: There sure was a lot of man-handling women.
 Easilycrazyhat: None garlic, left vampire
 heartofgoldfish: If he gets killed because he refused to listen to a woman then yeah serves him right
Genie_M: the garlic shield is down
 TheNerdySimulation: so true, Jordynne
 hesterbyrde: they're going to kiss aren't they
 Lysander_salamander: yeah mood
 loufghyslaufey: They've just met, geez
 hesterbyrde: Oh thank god
 MTGRanger: The technological advancements on this movie are dizzying. iron, gun, brick
 betweenmyself: We’ll save the night…  Fight the break of dawn!
 RebekahWSD: sudden realization... turn the knob BRILLIANT
 fredcheckers: Way to call me out Jordynne
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: it took him 3 years, but he finally did it
 BOTGrant: Tiny Microscope!
FelisRin: Meanwhile, as Mr. Burns finishes his sun-blocking device...
  mtvcdm: This guy deserves whatever he gets
Dezponia: This looks great. What movie is it?
 Easilycrazyhat: WUT
 ElementalAlchemist: oh, come on man
 Lysander_salamander: why
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 TheNerdySimulation: to be fair, he is used to the sounds of shattering and hammering
EvilBadman: Unluckyyy
 Redbassist: Eepy time
 NotCainNorAbel: he has a problem closing doors
 PawssumFable: It's terrible
 Omthebox: Died all over again
 Grothe406: Maybe we radio the people ignoring him he has the cure?
FelisRin: OH GODDAMMIT WITH THE OLD-TIMEY SENSIBILITIES! Lock your doors, people!
 Easilycrazyhat: If she's immune now...why does this matter?
  mtvcdm: Welp
 RTwo28: Oh no, his neighbor made out with his second wife
 theguardianotter: Spinny
 CaptainSpam: *sigh* Now she's all infected again.
 BOTGrant: He pulled a George McFly
 RebekahWSD: oh theyve come to kill
 ProfessorFalconer: It's the Shriners, and they're pissed!
 DigitalSeahorse: now he looks like the villain AGAIN
 jchinnock: ah the CIA
 theguardianotter: The black shirt gang!
 Lysander_salamander: well, drat
Ben Eastwood: Oh! How far thru public domain movie night are we?
 ElementalAlchemist: is that, like, half a Wilhelm?
 Easilycrazyhat: Ben's like "I'm uh...not with them..."
 harke_: Best acting in this movie lmao
 IanAllenBird: ok so they're also just killing the vampires
 Easilycrazyhat: "They'll never see me here on this white wall..."
 Bruceski: Run FARTHER, Robert!
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 mister_nibbles: ah yes, the best hiding place, slightly behind a hedge
voren_chalco: That's an awful lot of indiscriminate murder for a group coming to get him for indiscriminate murder
 Lanthess: They were so worried about him killing, but they just start stabbing
 TheNerdySimulation: I'll go around this corner. They'll never find me here
 Gascitygaming: he has a ppsh
 teddywhosabear: I feel like she could be shouting "hey, stop" right now
 NonUniqueGuy: Synoniced stabbing is the next Olympic sport
 adept_nekomancer: How did he summon enough coordination to get on a roof?
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 DigitalSeahorse: the turtle Wilhelm
 teddywhosabear: seems like there's a lot of time to call this off
 NimrodXIV: STUNTS
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 Mr_Horrible: Ben selling it to the cheap seats
FelisRin dies laughing
 RTwo28: Amazing stunt
 neveth: Good Flip
Genie_M: nice flip!
 ProfessorFalconer: Bravo! Excellent dive!
  mtvcdm: 9.4
 IanAllenBird: 👏
Izzieon: DO A FLI-- oh
 Lanthess: Stuntman of the year!
 PawssumFable: 11/10
ghyllnox: Turns out bullets work just as well as stakes
 Koshindan: So guns do work against the vampires.
manyourbattlestations: ben making the most of that last scene
 hesterbyrde: Get him? You have guns. WTF
 TheWanderingNomad: Kill the beast!
 damn_i_am_pretty: just driving down Price
 BrowneePoints: It's kind of meandering
 DigitalSeahorse: "Still following me? good"
wholsometiger: Is the trope of the movie that no one listens to a woman?
 fredcheckers: @Koshindan Lead stakes.
 felrender: A bunch of Italian extras running around in black shirts, huh
 vinewood_og: 28 days later this is not
 Meark: it's on par with early bond movies tho
 teddywhosabear: the most sedate chase sequence of your life
 Mr_Horrible: running from the vampire military via "a light jog"
 pickles_mcelden: It feels like they hired exclusively the least athletic people they could find
 Lanthess: Why are some of them driving while, like, a dozen of them are just jogging
 PharaohBender27: Wait, so there are humans hunting the zombies who are also hunting Vincent Price? I'm legit confused now
SeekerOf42: What movie are we watching?
manyourbattlestations: help i'm being chased by the extras in a gap commercial
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/AdorableGloriousMuleBleedPurple-ewvWV32WBrw4RHrH
Desruprot: simple hiding
 Easilycrazyhat: No, this is basically the 60s version of the Will Smith version. I get why hated it.
 aquinas_0: this movie definitely runs at the pace of something from like 45
 Grevas13: @SeekerOf42 the last man on earth, 1964
MeadyOchre: Dialogue sounds like it comes from a Goldeneye 64 era action game
 mister_nibbles: its in black and white so he blended right in
 aquinas_0: or 50
 fredcheckers: Okay so it just left the novella in the dirt at this point.
KeytarCat: Wait I know this scene
EvilBadman: Avoided a six star wanted
Dezponia: He's Solid Snake! High camo index!
 TehAmelie: wait her gun looked smaller
 PharaohBender27: Like seriously, who are these blackshirts?
 mwlsn: "I'll shoot at them to show I'm not a threat"
 SilverHalcyon: nice shot
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 ProfessorFalconer: "No time to explain how I can save you, better shoot you!"
 Lysander_salamander: uh oh
 hesterbyrde: Yeah fun fact it is also deadly to hoomans
 theguardianotter: So the people hunting him are the infected humans that got infected while alive, and the slow zombie like ones are the people who were infected then died then came back to life
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 sfaviator: ballz
 mister_nibbles: oh my god he closed a door
 TheWanderingNomad: How convenient!
ghyllnox: Ah, the old unlocked armory
Genie_M: armory - never was here before
 Lanthess: Conveniently places armory
 neisan2112: Wait these stairs seem familiar to another really bad movie.
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 CaptainSpam: "Listen! *BLAM* I didn't mean to kill you! *BLAM* I didn't know what I was doing! *BLAM* You have to believe me! *BLAM* *BLAM*"
 NonUniqueGuy: Why did he wait 3 years to get a gun?
 Gascitygaming: they're PPSh
 jchinnock: my little gun purse
manyourbattlestations: oh NOW he locks the door
 TehAmelie: i thought it was because silver has low durability
 vinewood_og: Oh so NOW he can lock a door!
 Spacecarl: Silver swords can kill people, it's just worse at it
 hesterbyrde: How are they all dressed the same?
 0x6772: Pulling a Hitman move out there
 Ormmannen: Oh my. When i went to sleep we had 17h left. Were afraid it whould be over'
 TheMerricat: Silver looses it's edge too easy
 jibkat: silver dulls
 felrender: probably a lot of WW2 milsurp to go around
 damn_i_am_pretty: shuffle shuffle
 theguardianotter: PP, Shhhh
 dumbo3k: I think the ones in the armory were Tommy Guns, but the ones the non-vamps-vamps have as PPSH
 FITorion: A silver sword wouldn't be as durable as a normal sword...
 Lysander_salamander: Silver sword loses its edge really fast so gotta hold in reserve for when you need it?
 ElementalAlchemist: wat
 Saintnex: wooooow
 Grevas13: silver material gives -1 to damage roll
Genie_M: boom!
  mtvcdm: Honestly he's earned it
 teddywhosabear: what
 Sunidesus: the heck was that
 Lanthess: He threw that like two feet!
 Easilycrazyhat: That'll get 'em Vince
 theguardianotter: What the heck
 felrender: that's why all the guns in Star Wars are made from old WW2 guns
ghyllnox: Special Effects!
 DigitalSeahorse: a Cherry Bomb!
KeytarCat: Silver sword is not durable enough to waste swings on humans
 Pywodwagon: I think its tear gas
 TheWanderingNomad: Smoke bomb!
 dm818: It's tear gas
 BOTGrant: The pyro budget
 adept_nekomancer: Pocket sand!
 Seth_Erickson: I missed a good portion of the movie sad
 vinewood_og: Pocket sand!
 suntone: pocket sand
 Koshindan: Pocket garlic!
 7gorobei: there are a bunch of smg that look similar to the ppsh
Genie_M: garlic bomb
 fredcheckers: Blinkpop grenades.
 BrowneePoints: SO what we've learned, is Vincent Price is a good actor, and a baaaaaaad physical actor
 wedge_x: oh, PUBG
 Meark: Wow, they're covering a lot of ground quickly
 NonUniqueGuy: Follow the smoke
 Mr_Horrible: I mean, basically everything he's done has been Dale Gribble tier
excalgold: wait do thsoe vampires have guns....
 Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 IbunWest: The weakest throws
 hesterbyrde: So just follow the trail of smoke
 Saintnex: and now we know where all the budget went to lol
 felrender: "Follow the smoke bombs!"
 BrowneePoints: Okay that last one was good
 Easilycrazyhat: Maybe there's...garlic in teh smoke? I dunno
 TheWanderingNomad: That's a Church!?
 Sunidesus: those are the most anemic throws ever
 TheNerdySimulation: Smokebomb! Smokebomb! Smokebomb!
 pn55: This is amazing
 teddywhosabear: lmao
 El_Zilcho22: Pocket sand everywhere!
 TehAmelie: a scientist is never without dynamite!
 TacitusVigil: Sanctuary!
FelisRin: Does he just like throwing stuff?
 rosesmcgee: The last rad man on earth
 PharaohBender27: No seriously, who ARE these guys chasing Vincent Price?
excalgold: are those smoke grenades or garlic grenades?
 betweenmyself: Lord Shaxx out there yelling “THROW MORE GRENADES!”
 BrowneePoints: Ruth's People @PharaohBender27
  mtvcdm: The golden age of Hollywood
Desruprot: action scene more like action crawl
 Easilycrazyhat: That's definitely "I got shot" acting
 spethycakes: lobbing smoke grenades really takes on a new meaning
  ritchards: now, symbolism!
ghyllnox: Different church?
 NonUniqueGuy: @PharaohBender27 Because he randomly kills them during the day
 Sorator13: @PharaohBender27 They're the "healed" vampires
 jchinnock: now it’s an art film
 zerragonoss: oh no smoke lighter than an average fire season
 DigitalSeahorse: hehehheheh
 TehAmelie: that church has space to drive a car through it
 loufghyslaufey: @El_Zilcho22 "Vader was appalled."
 jchinnock: this means something
excalgold: oooh Grandes and Tommy guns!
 hesterbyrde: Shein
 dm818: And sythesize a vaccine
 BrowneePoints: They are a new generation of Humanity
 Simonark: They kept this church clean and well lit after civilization fell
excalgold: Garandes*
 felrender: @PharaohBender27 "Vaccinated" vampires who are trying to rebuild society, Vincent Price is basically Jack The Ripper to them
 BrowneePoints: "Humanity"
 GameSageZB: The grocery store was full, so there's still more clothing.
 Easilycrazyhat: @Sorator13 half healed
 ProfessorFalconer: "The church is base, you can't shoot me here!"
 Saintnex: ngl, if this was the ending of the book, this would really kinda suck lol
 TheNerdWonder: Hugo Boss, no?
Genie_M: should have taken the stimpaks too from the armory
 BrowneePoints: They're a new Generation of "Humanity" as it were
 Bruceski: the children need to see the monster die
 rosesmcgee: The kids need to learn
 pimiento: 'hey kids, come see the witch hunt'
 DigitalSeahorse: PEW PEW PEW PEW  
 vinewood_og: Fascist Men's Warehouse sale
 Easilycrazyhat: You never went on a monster hunt as a child?
 Meark: Bring your kid to work day
 theguardianotter: The zombie like ones are the people who died and came back to life
 Rhynerd: @pharaohbender27 vaccinated ex-vampires who are attacking Price because he staked some of them.
 TheMerricat: Cameron... 
  Texan_Reverend: @PharaohBender27 They are like the lady from his house: "treated" vampires who have taken a vaccine thing to make them mostly ok.
 wormapotheote: to show them that the monster is dead i think
 betweenmyself: so the children can watch Justice at work
 Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 DigitalSeahorse: pew pew pew pew  
 SymphonySolstice: muh symbolism!
 jchinnock: oh this is when the dream dance sequence starts!
 PharaohBender27: @BrowneePoints @Sorator13 @felrender Ah. Thanks for clarifying
 rosesmcgee: Gut shot or too much chili?
 DigitalSeahorse: pew?
 theguardianotter: Since he's the REAL monster
excalgold: oh no that's his daughter....
 Lanthess: She is hella slow.
 TheNerdySimulation: "This woke society will kill us all!" - Robert
 TacitusVigil: And that's how Vincent Price became Jesus
Genie_M: oh, closing speech
 TehAmelie: did they HAVE to be blackshirts is all i'm asking
 malfnord: SYMBOLISM~!
 SymphonySolstice: 
 Sorator13: 
 NonUniqueGuy: This will surely win them over
 SilverHalcyon: Morgan "Jesus" Roberts
  Juliamon: Yes, antagonize them further!
 geckoinasuit: nice throw dude
 BrowneePoints: He has....Become Legend.
 neisan2112: FAAACTS!!
 TheWanderingNomad: That's not vbery Christian of you
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 Easilycrazyhat: Get the bigot!
 underhill33: accurate
  mtvcdm: JORDYNNE
 teddywhosabear: what a throw
Izzieon: LMAO
 RTwo28: Nice shot!
 IanAllenBird: oh!
 Grothe406: You don't deserve my blood
 loufghyslaufey: yea, good.
 neisan2112: Holy shit Jordynne is so right
 Seth_Erickson: This guy is a great hater
 El_Zilcho22:      
 Easilycrazyhat: "Attack me! I'm a man!"
 BOTGrant: FAFO
 AnOddSmith: oh, he said the thing
 Gascitygaming: I'm 40 im a man
 Omthebox: It wobbled
  Seabats: bro wtf
 DigitalSeahorse: all these pews and he gets stabbed 
 Astramentha: PFFFFT
 CaptainSpam: The symbolism of Jesus getting javelin'd by ex-vampires is strong.
 RTwo28: He's no longer the last man
 DeM0nFiRe:  true though
 Koshindan: I like to think they just had some pila available from some Roman movie.
 MrGibberish: Title drop!
 ProfessorFalconer: That was also Vincent Price's last words
ghyllnox: Is that how they operate???? They just LAUNCH them?
 Redbassist: The title 
FelisRin: Well. So much for diplomacy.
 damn_i_am_pretty: I'm a MAN
 MadmanOreo: almost a title drop
 josh___something: HI ADAM!
 Easilycrazyhat: No shit dude!
 Lanthess: They *could* still take his blood
 josh___something: XD
 Marvoleath: 
 jibkat: you killed 6 of them
 rosesmcgee: There's no place for this kind of bigotry in our new society. We'll invent our own bigotry, thank you.
 theguardianotter: "I'm A mAn!"
 SkylerRingtail: "They were afraid of me...like Jesus."
 RTwo28: @Seabats howdy Adam!
 ElementalAlchemist: And you instigated them further!
 e_bloc: this is the gift that keeps on giving
 NonUniqueGuy: Strike me down and I will become more powerful than you can imagine
 Stormgod519: lol
 TacitusVigil: So really it was The Last Woman?
 LeeshaJoy: I AM A MAN! *PUNCH*
 Stormgod519: just came back to that
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/IgnorantConcernedUdonMVGame-nfQfwwNXm8sjGTeN
 AugmentingPath: A legend, you might say
 BrowneePoints: No seriously that's why it's called I Am Legend. He literally became a Legend to the New Society.
 Saintnex: @Seabats hi Adam 
 pimiento: they could still harvest his blood if it's so useful..
 electra310: She better get hold of his blood quick
 geckoinasuit: i mean they could use his blood
 Digigoner: Just how I want to go. Javelin to the chest while screaming that I'm the last man.
 PresidentScr00b: Hmmm...
 theguardianotter: We should be able to
 SilverHalcyon: Loot his blood!
 Spacecarl: Yeah, in the story HE is the monster story
 Gaelan_Maestro: he died for their sins XD
 HadesLeprechaun: man, I was just watching a bunch of Harlan Ellison videos earlier today, another real hater for the history books
 Easilycrazyhat: The book is much better, fwiw
 DigitalSeahorse: your day will come
 vinewood_og: Oh no Dad's home. Adam heard you.
 BrowneePoints: but yea, the Book title of "I Am Legend" is both symbolic and VERY literal
 SilverHalcyon: Take his blood now
 theguardianotter: This is so not Skibidi...
 forcedreject: You are not prepared for the rizzle skibiditoilets
 jibkat: the spear thrower had rizz
 NonUniqueGuy: Jordynne will be the one throwing the javelins
  Texan_Reverend: I mean...iron javelins would work on boomers, too.
 finestotter: Can't wait to get hit by a Skibidi Javelin
 Sorator13: VERY badly, yes
 Blue_Anteater: and his blood would've been their salvation...
 IanAllenBird: kmjnhkmjnmk
 jubale1: If he hadn’t gone Staking Everybody….
ghyllnox: She's got the cure antibodies though now yeah?
 anyavamps: "I am the last man" YEET
 Pywodwagon: "I am the only chad left"
 jchinnock: 🤌🤌🤌
 Omthebox: That's the end is it
 Alephred: I had someone say 'skibidi toilet' in a recent game of Helldivers.
 IanAllenBird: 👏
 heartofgoldfish: that was actually really fun to watch
Genie_M: well.
 vinewood_og: Wow
 Lanthess: Masterpiece
 Saintnex: hahaha
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Seth_Erickson: 
 SymphonySolstice: clap clap
Fluffy776:   
 Stormgod519: 
 iris_of_ether:   
 BrowneePoints: but yea the book has a bummer ending like this too. Omega Man does the same ending
 GameSageZB: that sure was a movie.
 betweenmyself: THEEND
 Sorator13: Couldn't they still, yknow, harvest the blood from his corpse?
 TheNerdySimulation: "I am the last man" "L + Ratio"
excalgold: i was half expecting a question mark to appear
 SkylerRingtail: I'm not sure what the story is trying to say?
Dezponia: What a masterpiece!
 Saintnex: wow this ending sucks lol
 PharaohBender27: 
TheAinMAP: 
 loufghyslaufey: so, what? They're Hoo-Mans, now?
 Lysander_salamander: I mean, she has the cure now?
 theguardianotter: The Last Chad on Earth
 TacitusVigil: We're all safe. All of us completely white vampires
 BrowneePoints: the Will Smith one changed the ending to be "happy"
 momalyd: And it turns out it was planet Earth all along!!
 DeM0nFiRe:   
 pimiento: ahh! lions!
 DigitalSeahorse: meow
 Lysander_salamander: aaaa
 Ranatoki: Good showing good showing
 aquinas_0: this was much less affecting then it was when I was 7
 josh___something: GO AGAIN
 cobalturge: Yeah. I see how it is. I just arrive and the movie ends..... Oh Wait!!!
Genie_M: once more with feeling
 ThorSokar: fun fact: not made by MGM
 tidehollowcat: Wow.  What an unsatisfying conclusion
FelisRin: A good watch, but a stupid ending. 
 ozzyozren: You need to make this at least a monthly stream. These are awesome!
 teddywhosabear: and now: in italian!
 DigitalSeahorse: another movie?
 DoomBringerIL: any marvel-like aftercredits scene? @LoadingReadyRun
 Koshindan: Now to watch it in the original Italian.
 drroxorphd: Now show the director's cut!
 Dalrint: Let's watch the smooth brain movie again
 xantos69: Yay movie night!
 damn_i_am_pretty: wait the last man *on earth*? that means there might be more on Mars
 Mr_Horrible:   
 hesterbyrde: Thanks for this!
 mister_nibbles: that was horribly paced, it was somehow simultaneously so slow and too quick lol
 DigitalSeahorse: aww out of time
 Lanthess: I wish we could do movie nights more often
 AtrusOfMyst: Good show
Genie_M: oh yeah, "horror"
 theguardianotter: Get out
Riandisa: That was a lot of fun
 Lysander_salamander: no
 RTwo28: and now, for something else entirely!
 jibkat: you could watch Omega man
 patience_zero: Ending was a bit flat compared to the book
 Bruceski: I'd only seen half of that one, it was neat to see the rest
 xantos69: They hadn't invented that technology yet.
 loufghyslaufey: that's not how movies worked!!
 ProfessorFalconer: Lon Chaney asks him to join the Avengers
 DoodlestheGreat: You silly people.
  Juliamon: The credits were at the start
 Poinketh: the ADR is because they didn’t record sound on set because it was cheaper. They ADR’d everything
 pimiento: post credits weren't really a athing before 1973
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 BrowneePoints: but yea in the book Robert says that "he has become a legend to the new Generation. That they may have stories and myths about mankind like we once had about them" etc.
 Stormgod519: LOL
EvilBadman: Yeah fucking blade shows up
 ElementalAlchemist: and his wife's hair
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 kakmize: When does Nick Fury show up
 Stormgod519: WOAH!
 DandyGeek: the entire movie is the post-credits scene
Desruprot: they front loaded the credits
Izzieon: Vincent Price will return
 TehAmelie: NIck Fury comes in and goes "you were the last man in a world of freaks, and the freaks still need you"
 momalyd: There might be a news reel after the mobie
 jchinnock: well the whole thing was after credit scene!
 Bruceski: The end is someone walking into the church, camera pans up and it's Blade.
 mwlsn: the Vincent Price Cinematic Universe
 Morrigan9: the credits are at the start, the movie is the after credit scene
excalgold: the after credit scene is him wakeing up in a bunker to Sam Jackson saying 'i'd like to talk to you about the avengers iniative'
 baskwalla: Vincent, have you heard of the Avengers Initiative?
 vinewood_og: Hell yeah
 Mai_Andra: The entire movie was the post-credit scene.
 jubale1: then comes the Theatre Organ music
 CAKHost: "Robert Morgan will remain dead in the next movie"
 theguardianotter: White Man Cinematic Universe
 NotCainNorAbel: outtakes of him actually running
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 Grothe406: Vincent Price is Morbius
 BOTGrant: The entire cast and crew lip syncing "Build me up buttercup"
 theguardianotter: ERM
 Lysander_salamander: yes
 loufghyslaufey: the post-credits bit lost its creativity
 loufghyslaufey: maybe
 geckoinasuit: "Mr. Price, i don't feel so good"
 Lanthess: Vincent Price Across the Multiverse
  Texan_Reverend: !subathon
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 Gaelan_Maestro: so that was a thing
 vinewood_og: It's Price-ing Time!
 Easilycrazyhat: *record scratch* "Yup, that's me."
 BrowneePoints: but yea! That movie inspired most modern day Zombie movies!
AshBurnem: Oh, please. Gimme some Dr. Phibes up in this.
 fredcheckers: @patience_zero No kidding. They just threw in a new faction at the last minute.
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 neisan2112: So in the book the society is actually not cured. The virus is actually creating the next evolution of mankind.
 pimiento: the subathon is inexorable
 MrGibberish: This was the time when trailers, were actually trailers
 Sorator13: Ever forward!
 pn55: Nice segue!
 SymphonySolstice: elden those reldens!
 damn_i_am_pretty: rollin rollin rollin
Genie_M: it's a different vibe
 Sorator13: And backwards. And sideways.
 TheWanderingNomad: WWe are!?
 Lysander_salamander: is it Seemless Co-op?
 geckoinasuit: same seemless world?
 CaptainSpam: *record scratch* "Yep, that's me up on the altar with a javelin in my chest.  I bet you're wondering how this happened."
 DandyGeek: oops all fingies
 Lysander_salamander: yay
ghyllnox: I feel like that could be redone a lot better
HaltBen2514: isn’t that just the universe as it currently stands :// @theguardianotter
 BrowneePoints: The book adds it in fairly late as well @fredcheckers
 Seth_Erickson: that sounds fun
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 geckoinasuit: is it randomized?
 MadmanOreo: #justFingerThings
Izzieon: doing *what*
 Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
  Defrost: "We're doing finger things" I need an adult
 ladylinzington: beg pardon
 SnackPak_: 
 Easilycrazyhat: I really hope that's true
 DandyGeek: @geckoinasuit No, the dev hasn't finished processing all the new stuff
 loufghyslaufey: kay
 Seth_Erickson: It'd be so funny randomized but I'd imagine they aren't doing random
 CAKHost: Run around in the DLC causing problems on purpose?
 Simonark: It was what, four years before Price was in The Witchfinder General, and was just ridiculously dark and terrifying compared to this?
 SymphonySolstice: that should be the name of his autobiography
 Jezus38: So fn hyped for ER dlc seamless co-op
 mwlsn: Thank you all for watching that film!
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 Mai_Andra: co-operative fingerings
  Foxmar320: Hours indeed
 IanAllenBird: o7
 SnackPak_: gamer fuel
 saucemaster5000: that is a massive amount of edibles
 neisan2112: I should probably sleep at this point.
voren_chalco: The gummies must flow!
AndyDaMage: graham pulling the late hours again
 DoomBringerIL: are those special gummies? @LoadingReadyRun
 DigitalSeahorse: very sugery breakfast
 hesterbyrde: Thanks for this!
 TheNerdySimulation: Freaks!
 ImmortalLen: True
 SymphonySolstice: gamer-enhancing gummies
 neisan2112: Its midnight and I got work in 7 hours
 fredcheckers: @BrowneePoints I may recall wrong, but in the book the people that kill him don't consider the less rational vampires enemies.
 vinewood_og: That was awesome!
 RTwo28: @DoomBringerIL they're the edible gummies without the weed
 Seth_Erickson: byeeeeee
 spethycakes: 
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 DigitalSeahorse:    
Fluffy776:   
 Simonark: I AM a freak! Thanks for noticing, Ian
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 hesterbyrde: As opposed to inedible gummies
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 RTwo28:   Farewell!  
 PharaohBender27: 
 TacitusVigil: The Last Graham
 Grevas13: it was a good day
 tezzatipoca: #wereallfreaksdownhere
 Shortfall: We're All Freaks, We're All Weirdo
 CaptainChibale: inedible gummies are plastic
 fredcheckers: @hesterbyrde Smokeable gummies
 CAKHost: Graham, the last person who said that got speard and you are about to play Elden Ring!
wholsometiger: @tezzatipoca amen
kusinohki: *resumes air guitar*
 Jezus38: @hesterbyrde almost All of the gummies I make are inedible
 TehAmelie: what the hell are we doing here?
 tezzatipoca: 😁🤘
 Stormgod519: aight, i do have to go. take care everyone
 Simonark: @tehamelie I’m failing to sleep, personally
 Spacecarl: @fredcheckers I do distinctly remember them killing his friend though. but it's been a while
 Jezus38: Or rather, they take an enormous amount of effort for small amounts to become edible
 PharaohBender27: @TehAmelie Subathonning!
 TehAmelie: obviously
 geckoinasuit: oh man it's 1 am i did not notice i should sleep
 fredcheckers: @Spacecarl Same here. Take anything I say with a grain of salt.
 RTwo28: I like this guitar of air
 TehAmelie: i was Radioheading
 Saintnex: So legitimately, that was for the most part very faithful to the book, which was nice to see, though that ending was wild
 Lanthess: This is the best hold music
 CAKHost: So many chairs
 PharaohBender27: @TehAmelie Ah. Sorry, the reference flew over my head.
 CAKHost: And BLRRurs
 Spacecarl: I remember liking the book back when I read it like 16 years ago
 Orxolon: hellooo hellooo,what are we doing!?
kusinohki: just finished public domain movie night...  I _think_ prerecord overnight is next, but unsure...
 iris_of_ether: Elden Ring Coop
 Lanthess: Elden Ring is next
wholsometiger: I heard elden ring
 Orxolon: oh cool,thanks
 Sorator13: @iris_of_ether This made me think of the "look at all those chickens" vine
 Simonark: Remember, Vincent Price will return in… just so many movies where he kills people according to fun themes.
kusinohki: millenial boop - a bop
 Saintnex: Bai Ben!
 SnackPak_: night
 AngelicKnighthood: *waves*
 Sorator13: 
 ThorSokar: Watch-Along doesn't start till 2am local time
 Orxolon: bye Ben!
 TehAmelie: but the italians will never return!
 josh___something: Bye ben!
 RTwo28: @Sorator13 Now I want Elden Ring with chickens
 CAKHost: Ello blurry person!
 malfnord: I need to track down Vincent Price's cookbook at some point.
 Simonark: We are rid of the Italians!
 Sorator13: @RTwo28 the chickens will MURDER you
 TehAmelie: i mean, maybe they will, some of them were apparently known actors
 DigitalSeahorse:  
CobaltShuriken: music during the bLRR? is this allowed?
 RTwo28: @Sorator13 just like zelda
 Sorator13: @RTwo28 exactly!
 Gascitygaming: love coming back to Roadquest tunes 
 PharaohBender27: @Saintnex I'd never seen either version before now, but read about how the Will Smith version's ending negated the entire point of the original story. Though now that I've seen the older film, I have to say that having a bunch of black-uniformed people corner and kill you might *also* negate the supposed point of the original story.
kusinohki: I really should get the RQ soundtrack...  along with the rest of BGCs work...
 PharaohBender27: !bgc
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 Simonark: If YOU have a theme you’d like to see Vincent Price murder character actors to, write your suggestions on a postcard and sent it to 1972.
 TehAmelie: Mary Shelley also wrote a Last Man on Earth which i believe is the only attempt to actually have a story with only one person left on Earth
 Saintnex: @PharaohBender27 Yea, for how faithful it was I was a bit shocked at that ngl  especially since I consider the ending to be arguably the most important part?
 Simonark: The Last Man is really a great book.
 Lysander_salamander: from what I've heard, that one isn't very good
 ThorSokar: @malfnord It's just avaliable on amazon in hardcover for $11.50
 Lysander_salamander: I mean, the shelly book
 Simonark: I
 A_Dub888: had to duck out but I assume Vincent Price killed all the vampires
 malfnord: Lights out in the studio
 apennamedquill: 
 Grevas13: for 1964, the movie was pretty good.  i understand why the ending to i am legend adaptations always gets cut.  too real for the average moviegoer
kusinohki: spoopifer haunts the darken set....
 TacitusVigil: So, did we ever get the elden ring, or am I just displaying my ignorance of the game?
 patience_zero: Maybe th3 elden ring was inside us all this time
 TehAmelie: Y: The Last Man on the other hand still leaves all the women. it's an amazing comic
 PharaohBender27: @A_Dub888 Sorry to disappoint, but a bunch of black-uniformed "cured" people cornerned him a a church and just javelin'd him in an important organ while he was standing on an altar.
 Lysander_salamander: Were they planning on viewing Abominble Mr. Phibes?  Or is that one not in public domain yet?
 Saintnex: While Vincent Price was yelling that they were all freaks and that he was a man
 chrono2x: @TacitusVigil Supposedly the elden ring is a concept, not an item, according to the wiki
kusinohki: someone suggested a sequel where price comes back to life 2-4 days later, but it couldn't get funding....
 Grevas13: @chrono2x so it is in fact the friends we made a long the way
 neisan2112: This did make me go get my copy of I Am Legend off my shelf to read this weekend.
 TacitusVigil: @chrono2x Ah, fair. I know almost nothing of Elden lore. I did go deep into Dark Souls for a while.
 Jezus38: @grevas13 beat me to it
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 bagfullofbees: oh good, the movie's over. Anyone care to tell me how it ended?
 SomebodyNowhere: !findquote stay
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CobaltShuriken:   
 MTGRanger: @chrono2x @tacitusVigil it’s kinda both? Like, it’s the representation of a divine right of kings but also it is a big magic circle you can have
 Saintnex: @kusinohki Legit I would laugh so hard if that actually happened, turning the vampire allegory in to a Jesus allegory 
 SymphonySolstice: the elden ring was inside you all along
 Lysander_salamander: @bagfullofbees He was the monster all along
 bagfullofbees: @Lysander_salamander I already knew that
 DigitalSeahorse: bagfullofbees the one with the cure got killed before he could share it with more than one person
 PharaohBender27: @A_Dub888 Like, the scene in of itself minus the context of the rest of the movie could have legitimately worked as 1940s anti-fascist propaganda
 malfnord: Pitch idea: Remake Last Man on Earth starring Sarah-Michelle Gellar. Run it exactly like a Buffy episode until the third act twist.
 bagfullofbees: @DigitalSeahorse neat, thanks
Fluffy776: 
 SymphonySolstice: 
CobaltShuriken: and scene
 RTwo28: Greetings!
SytYoshi: Hi G!
 BrowneePoints: Ermagerd Urts Germ STerk!
ghyllnox: Music abruptly cut
 DigitalSeahorse: and that was Vincent Price
 MadmanOreo: @bagfullofbees It turned out that the real Last Man on Earth was the friends we made along the way.
 simplydavemn: Need more blurry dancing!
 josh___something:   
 TehAmelie: after the "i was bit by an infected bat which proved an effective vaccine to the Europe" bit, anything could be justified. i could see him coming back to life
 Mangledpixel: A flailshape!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 BrowneePoints: That's also a bit from the Book
 Syntheticuh: RQ2 when 😭
CobaltShuriken:    
 BrowneePoints: Robert THINKS he's immune cuz he was bit by a vampire bat. He doesn't KNOW
 tezzatipoca: 
TheAinMAP:   
 MTGRanger: 
 TehAmelie: hi again!
 RTwo28:   
 simplydavemn: Hey Dr Nick!
  Foxmar320: Hey it's a G
excalgold: Graham, i havent seen you in [ Minutes]
 Mr_Horrible: it's time to play some Over 30 Ring
 SomebodyNowhere: ooh
 tezzatipoca: just to be safe i try to get bitten by a bat if i have any disease
CobaltShuriken: excited to shenan again
 josh___something: Elden Ring Social Club
 Lysander_salamander: yay nonsense
 lochnessseammonster:   
 SgtBrink: 
 xVoxtric: Very excited to watch y'all get sqwuanched
 neisan2112:     
 SomebodyNowhere: !findquote ring
  LRRbot: Quote #8565: "You don't always have to maximise your ring dude." —Graham [2023-06-15]
 SnackPak_: 
ghyllnox: @BrowneePoints Presumably if he's right, there's plenty of people in Panama who have also survived and are very confused
 IanAllenBird: 👋
kusinohki: shedanigans??  playframe is coming over??
 tezzatipoca:   
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 Vergotterung: woo
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 RTwo28: Adam and Ben!
  Foxmar320: Ben!
 Lysander_salamander: yay
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 vinopinguino: Adam!
 Mollylele: neeeeeeerds
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Fluffy776: 
 SomebodyNowhere: brave sir robin
Pat Baer: hi
 BrowneePoints: @ghyllnox in the book he's not a scientist
 RTwo28: Lots of rings to elden!
 Gaelan_Maestro: !findqoute nope
 Lysander_salamander: fancy
 Sorator13: Brave Sir Robin!!
 SymphonySolstice: brave sir robin got drip
 pickles_mcelden: Real quick Adam can you give us a clean " I am the only real man you all are freaks"?
 CAKHost: Why you nekked?
 Skye_Stryke: I really expected Adam to come in w/ the "You're all freaks" line
 simplydavemn: Many Bontoons after the Elden ring was recovered this happened.
 xVoxtric: Brave Sir Robin from Monty Python, love it
 Gaelan_Maestro: !findquote nope
  LRRbot: Quote #4289: "'Hot mic!' 'Nope, killed everyth-'" —Paul and Graham [2017-06-26]
 Gascitygaming: oh cool, did Adam do a bow run?
 Mr_Horrible: it's his raaaht KKona
 tezzatipoca: @pickles_mcelden 😂😂😂
 Lysander_salamander: oh an archery build.  Nice!
 Seth_Erickson: uh oh has shaw claimed adam again
 PharaohBender27: @CAKHost Please, there's clearly a loincloth
 bagfullofbees: uh oh, Adam's ping
 CAKHost: @PharaohBender27 Fair, fair. XD
MatzerKat: Before we begin: Who are you, where am I, what's going on...
 xVoxtric: Ah it's a decked out save file, okie dokie
 chrono2x: What is the biggest weapon in the game?
 Jezus38: Ben has a big job ahead
 josh___something: Is this a SHAAAAAAAW moment?
 xVoxtric: It's an in-game setting to change on screen prompts, iirc
 Saintnex: Holy crap, they are doing a sequel to Will Smith's I Am Legend 
 TehAmelie: @chrono2x there's some bonkers ones. they made a sword out of the Iron Throne and it's not even one of the bigger ones
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Lysander_salamander: darned internet service provider
 Beleqwaya: Me and my friends do a TON of seamless co-op, often with janky rules
 SomebodyNowhere: ok
 Lysander_salamander: yes
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Adam is Megatron@!
 xVoxtric: That's not just a gun, it's a CANON
 lochnessseammonster: 
Fluffy776:    
 vinopinguino: That's a bazooka lol
 saucemaster5000: it was a co-op style made for a very different game style and does NOT work in elden ring
 Aarek: Yes
SytYoshi: That is a "gun"
 Grevas13: elden ring does co-op the way you would expect Nintendo to do co-op in 2010.
 josh___something: Elden fucking BLASTER
 bagfullofbees: what's adam doing with all that pot?
 Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 SomebodyNowhere: !findquote gun
  LRRbot: Quote #4448: "That gun had 3 robot babies!" —Cori [2017-11-01]
 MTGRanger: Oh he wasn’t joking
 RendezVoodoo: Oh Adam is American tonight
 Mollylele: 
 ThorSokar: 2nd Amendment Adam is HERE to PLAY
 simplydavemn: Graham's character's skin is obviously silky and unblemished and he doesn't skip leg day!
 Xan_The_Quiet: taking the term hand cannon to it's logical conclusion
 Jezus38: Adam's playing as an American
 SymphonySolstice: gonna blast the old ones into a fine mist
 Pywodwagon: what if two shield
 xVoxtric: Shield can be big bonkus itself 
 Gascitygaming: big spiky mace ball
 wedge_x: ahhh Adam brought Gally, good good
 Gascitygaming: great star x2
 chrono2x: New hammer?
 A_Dub888: !card colosssus hammer
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 Aarek: whackus bonkus
 Seth_Erickson: You could do a big spear 👀
 snowewolf: Morning G-man  and twitch and people in Discord
 A_Dub888: !card col hammer
  LRRbot: Colossus Hammer [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +10/+10 and loses flying. / Equip {8}
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Why throw you life away so recklessly?
 Jezus38: Big shield + spiked caestus or the finger poker
 tehfewl: doot doot
 Lysander_salamander: oh nice
 CAKHost: When in doubt, throw a hammer
 Lysander_salamander: remember, Marvel doesn't own Moljnir
 BorealMage: The Eclipse shield is what I use, it's great
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/CleverIcyPigHassaanChop-P3KcmeXIpi1T2LpY
 serramarkov: G'night all, I have to get up in less than 6 hours. Love you all!
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Oh yeah, i forgot how these game do resistances
 betweenmyself: while I didn’t use them as an Int build, I appreciated the variety of throwing weapons they added with the dlc
 PharaohBender27: Goodnight, serramarkov!
 Mr_Horrible: OtakuJeffest
 A_Dub888: @PharaohBender27 Who gave Adam a GUN??
 TacitusVigil: We're not Lady Agathy of House Fisty?
 FinalShowFilms: The Solitude armor is -very- good
 FinalShowFilms: Defensively
 Seth_Erickson: Oh btw the solitude armor is like twice as heavy as most other armor in its range
 ThorSokar: In before Adam comes back as GunsDon'tKillPeopleIKillPeople
 BrowneePoints: Chat be good no spoilies
 chrono2x: hammer helm, just to let people know what to expect
 CAKHost: Snakes, why does it have to be snakes...
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Effigy and Ivory
 SymphonySolstice: effigeez nutz
 dm818: Wide
 TacitusVigil: Please don't eff a G. He's really nice.
 xVoxtric: Pinecone armor
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahahaha
  Foxmar320: So chonk
 Seth_Erickson: I'm tanking lads
 Grevas13: i think most armor would look silly with no pants
 RTwo28: Brick
 betweenmyself: @thorsokar “SirKekonaLiberated”
 tehfewl: Stronk chonkler
 SymphonySolstice: the phattest rolls possible
 Lysander_salamander: try a roll
 Lysander_salamander: is this a a no-roll?
 ThorSokar: @betweenmyself LetMeSoloThem
 TehAmelie: only 20 Str 
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 Seth_Erickson: Butt slam perhaps
 xVoxtric: Savage Lion's Claw is the double flip
EvilBadman: There's a bonk that heals for 30% hp too
 xVoxtric: Looks like you only have the normal Lion's claw, it's at the top
 A_Dub888: Is this an "unlocked all the things" mod?
 Seth_Erickson: he doesn't have savage claw it looks like
 Lysander_salamander: yeah part of the Seamless Co-op
 Seth_Erickson: Play Dark Souls 2 actually
 BrowneePoints: we gotta get you on Lies of P and Crab Souls too G
 Seth_Erickson: I'd get rid of the dex requirement I think
 MTGRanger: can we get a roll?
 Seth_Erickson: Think Graham could definitely jive with lies of p
 RendezVoodoo: Grahm RP walking
  Foxmar320: Graham you're just strutting thats all
 chrono2x: 150ish
 xVoxtric: 150 is a good cushy build.
ChroniclerC: "Accidentally"
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 Seth_Erickson: Graham kind of needs a lot of levels everywhere
 simplydavemn: Home is where the savage lions claw is, so your real home's in your chest!
 betweenmyself: what’s the (supposed) Souls-like where you play an anime girl waving around a plushie?
MaddogM: Don't you hate it when you have stuff stuck in your chest
 TehAmelie: you needed a bit of faith for the hammer
 Seth_Erickson: He needs dex and int
 xVoxtric: hammer requires 11 int and 11 faith too.
 Seth_Erickson: and faith for the smithscript
 A_Dub888: Big gains, head empty
 xVoxtric: That build looks just fine
 IanAllenBird: howdy
 TacitusVigil: I ask myself that every day 
Kivipaperisakset: it's our boiii!
 Seth_Erickson: I'd cut some strenght to 65 for more int and faith but its probably fine as is
 tehfewl: probably want more endurance
MaddogM: so where do we find the sous vide cam?
 Kentosaurus: get ye flask
 xVoxtric: On screen keybinds should be an option in the settings too
 xVoxtric: To change to controller buttons , that is.
EvilBadman: The sekiro tear heh
 SymphonySolstice: full second roll lets go
manfred909: no roll only TANK
rayndeon: is this the seamless coop mod?
 Seth_Erickson: I'd make it heavy
 RTwo28: I'm gonna get going, gn yall
 chrono2x: Does the shield get an ash?
 ComradeMik: what a chonky lad
MaddogM: So will this be like the destiny stream: G getting killed by his friends?
 Lysander_salamander: I love that the roll shakes the screen
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 simplydavemn: That last roll looked like he tripped over some of the clutter.
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 xVoxtric: I like waiting till you're forced to use them
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 chrono2x: @alexsteacy I support this
 neisan2112: These names are amazing
 Seth_Erickson: wanna look at your talismans as well Graham
 Pywodwagon: oh yea, talismans
 SymphonySolstice: 
 Veraphage: 
 bagfullofbees: time 4 crab??
 tehfewl: "Hello"
MaddogM: If you have time for boiled crab ...
 xVoxtric: Lamentation
missa_hancock: wow just spent the last 10 minutes in audio only mode. had no idea how I activated it so had no idea how to stop it. Wowzers. happy to be here properly!
  Foxmar320: I should install this again.
 Seth_Erickson: The guard boost talisman probably
 SymphonySolstice: need to mod this game t o add one that's just goofy's yell
EvilBadman: Curved sword. Do guard counters
 Seth_Erickson: Erdtree Favor talisman is always nice
 notthepenguins: great jar so you can medium roll maybe?
 Vergotterung: or erdtree favor +2?
zeathean: jar can be a trap, it might be better to use lighter armor to get to medium roll
EvilBadman: Equipload one might also be good
 SymphonySolstice: omg
 Lysander_salamander: what
 Pywodwagon: Vincent Price got to him
 Lysander_salamander: planking
 snowewolf: Do the Archer ones boost throwing Hammer?
 A_Dub888: He planking!
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
  Foxmar320: No pants yes!
 Seth_Erickson: It's at the top
MaddogM: that's breathing Ian
 Pywodwagon: near the top
 BusTed: cirque du soleil shit here
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahaaha
 TehAmelie: Donald Duckin it
 simplydavemn: Good thing this is a late show.
 A_Dub888: Adam establishing dominance
 embermage34: Graham's character model looks like it has bird legs from some angles >_>
goatprince: yo who here's ready to do #fingerthings ????
 BrowneePoints: Lorge Chungus
 ThorSokar: NoLegDay
 BrowneePoints: Jorge Chungus
  Foxmar320: Toothpick legs
 SymphonySolstice: https://clips.twitch.tv/TenderTriangularMosquitoTF2John-Z2KfTP7e8Mq4Nelq
 chrono2x: LegDay is a great name
 embermage34: and it's just getting worse XD
 Badchop: It me making the smallest Lalafell possible in FF14
 ThorSokar: NoLegDay_#BroForce
 Mollylele: "Can I make my legs... worse?" - Graham Stark, 2024
 CaptainChibale: I have friends who use this mod and it uh. has issues. XD but it's pretty great
 TehAmelie: Lord Humongus
 snowewolf: Round Steve
  Foxmar320: That is glorious omg
 itmightbemikey: Twiggy McCannonball
 BrowneePoints: Max Chungus
 xVoxtric: Gammander Cauis
 Fruan: This isn't skipping leg day, this is having a day dedicated to making worse legs.
  Foxmar320: Those legs
 Serioavion: G still has 7 levels to spend on endurance right? Or is he 160?
 CaptainChibale: Elden Graham
 simplydavemn: Dave's Guardsman?
 adept_nekomancer: No Leg November
EvilBadman: Big Ass Johnson
 flustered_blue: Leggus Cannonball
SeismicLawns: Small Ass Johnson
 Mollylele: Abatha Twisty
goatprince: name: human bolus
  Foxmar320: I love it no notes
 Fruan: This looks like a child under a blanket
 Lysander_salamander: oh god
 YawnLance: Perfection
  Foxmar320: Shoes are important
 SymphonySolstice: this is very okay
 ThorSokar: Shoes makes it SO much worse, good job
 xVoxtric: I bet there is a skirt or something light you could wear if you wanted
  Foxmar320: 
  mtvcdm: Adam, tell me about the *best* human centipede you've seen
 Lysander_salamander: what
 nyoomgoom: razzle dazzle leggy
  Foxmar320: hahahaaaa
 YawnLance: Holy shit
 SymphonySolstice: 
 SnackPak_: wild
 IanAllenBird: mjkniokmjn
 xVoxtric: oh hahah
 BluJester: XD
  Foxmar320: WHY
 bagfullofbees: lol
 Kentosaurus: why
 Badchop: What
excalgold: Cod piece comes with the shoes
 iris_of_ether: W H U
 nyoomgoom: oh my goodness
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 Vergotterung: lolol
 NotCainNorAbel: it's gotta be the shoes
 Badchop: HIDDEN BENEFIT
 Sunidesus: !adult
  LRRbot: I need a better adult!
 Morrigan9: woooow
 notthepenguins: incredible
 nyoomgoom: 👀
  mtvcdm: Prominent junk
Fluffy776: 
 ThorSokar: Big Dick Shoes for LIFE
 simplydavemn: Where can one buy such shoes?
 tehfewl: i didn't need to know that, but now i can't ever unsee it
 Omega_Lairon: Prominent. Junk
 malfnord: boingboingboingboing
 Boomyakalolo: fear I know only fear for the dick shoes
 Lysander_salamander: how wonderful
 KV1NN4: can't wait to watch the clips of this
 harke_: I just came back from the bathroom and I was not prepared for this
missa_hancock: you know what they say about a man with large shoes
 62MGcobra: !advice
  LRRbot: Three, two, one, cheese! One, two, go!
 MrTheWalrus: @LRRbot Same, LRRbot. Same.
 ThorSokar: WAIT, you should be Bid Dick Steve
goatprince: balls+ or balls standard
 BrowneePoints: something with the mesh is goofy
 Gulleko: oh my poor neighbours, I am cackling at 7:30 in the morning
 Seth_Erickson: Steve about to kebble some shadowtrees
  Foxmar320: Graham is sending a message with that fashion
Kuma Kaori: tos???
 coronax_cj: I'm reminded of the goblins in Legend...
 BrowneePoints: no this is Adult Link to the Past Link. He didn’t wear pants either
 Seth_Erickson: shoot it's head brother
 notthepenguins: have a LOT of arrows
theinvisiblevoice: "why's your name 'bigdicksteve?'" "no reason"
 TehAmelie: hmm you can't use summoning ashes in multiplayer right? so no worry about upgrading them
 iris_of_ether: https://clips.twitch.tv/GentleAbnegateBeeKlappa-tuufRfnLFtCsE2sU
 SymphonySolstice: https://clips.twitch.tv/FreezingBlueAnacondaSeemsGood-ouF_MFLMdvrwoyUW
Shirmp_not_Shrimp: we have seamless for dlc already? that’s so cool
 Seth_Erickson: you can try the throwing of the weapon btw Graham
 MrQwasu: @TehAmelie you can in seemless coop
 Saintnex: Spoilers free as in just all spoils to speak or free of spoilers?
 xVoxtric: I hope Adam is thinking of what I am
GirlPainting: i played it twice o7
 Seth_Erickson: That's what I did
 TehAmelie: ah maybe we should worry about it then
 CAKHost: I think I am going to head to bed. Thanks for the stream! Good night for now! 
 Seth_Erickson: Yes lord of the peaks
 BorealMage: Graham I did the same exact thing
 Seth_Erickson: he has, he's just a huge fan of the Dread
 BrowneePoints: it’s his fave fight
zeathean: The Best
MaddogM: Is spoilers free no spoilers, or spoiler free for all?
 xVoxtric: Adam is correct
 josh___something: It's bayle, isn't it
 shurtal: Gs got no pants?
ChroniclerC: YEET
zeathean: Monster hunter called, it wants it’s hammer back
 Badchop: Holy crap
 xVoxtric: Double tap the Ash of War
 Seth_Erickson: I'm pretty sure you've seen it Adam
  mtvcdm: Elden Ring: Technically, You Can Go Anywhere
GirlPainting: litteraly Mjölnir
 ylegm: That's fucking sick
  MrPhlip: Just be sure to press heavy attack 7-10 days before the enemy is in front of you
 BrowneePoints: double tap your ash ye
 simplydavemn: Graham Stark, pantsless sniper.
 Lysander_salamander: is  this randomized?
GirlPainting: Graham is worthy!
 xVoxtric: omg 4v1 the Blackgoal that'll be hilarious
 Orxolon: legally distinct Mjolnir
 xVoxtric: show him what it feels like
 Seth_Erickson: think you can throw the weapon from the horse btw
 josh___something: Double tap the Ash of war, show chat
 Seth_Erickson: Graham
 A_Dub888: Looked at Monster Hunter's hammer swing and thought "It could be more"
GirlPainting: So how far is everypony with the scabadubeldy fragments?
 Lysander_salamander: wild
 notthepenguins: a shame it basically doesnt do damage
 TacitusVigil: It's a bit of a misnomer. The scorched ruins are mostly seared.
 BrowneePoints: Since you have Savage Lion Claw I think you can double tap the Ash to double flip
 Beleqwaya: Alright, gotta bail. Just about to start the DLC so don't want to get spoiled. Enjoy!
 62MGcobra: !quote #2317
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
zeathean: different hammer
 terribleplan: Make the horse do spinnies
 Seth_Erickson: I was wrong different smithscript weapons you can I think, or maybe I'm just crazy
 geckoinasuit: i cannot wait to see the randomizer of the dlc, i rewatch the seamless VODs like once a month
 josh___something: Weeeeeee
 RavingPenguin: 
 SymphonySolstice: the double tap
 A_Dub888: !quote 2317
  LRRbot: Quote #2317: "That guy isn't actually that scary, you just stay behind him. You stay behind him and mash R1. Just like every other thing in these  ing games. You just stay behind it and mash R1. And then you tell other people to git gud. That's how this game works. Stand behind it, mash R1, go to other people's chats, tell them to git gud. I think I've got it now." —Cameron [2016-04-13]
 neisan2112: Thats sooo much damage wow
 Halvhir: new lion's claw, oh yes
 tehfewl: worm friends
 BrowneePoints: Savage Lions Claw also lets you dodge sweeps
 notthepenguins: it will be cathartic
GirlPainting: i love the upgraded lions rawr ash
 m33pn8r: I was literally thinking the Benny Hill theme!
 62MGcobra: @A_Dub888 copied to much lol
 ThorSokar: AC/DC Thunderstruck?
DistrustingSpectator is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 16 in the channel!
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 TacitusVigil: Why do they have a gun?!?
 Badchop: that is a lot of HP
 xVoxtric: honestly good for him for standing up to this gank spank jebus
 ComradeMik: @TacitusVigil because it's Guts from Berserk
 TehAmelie: with four players the enemies would have about twice as much HP i think?
 notthepenguins: doesnt scale their poise
 BrowneePoints: not enough FP I think
GirlPainting: i thougt the porkypine is a different boss ^^
 Lysander_salamander: I like that the bow has multi-shot
 TacitusVigil: @ComradeMik Oh noooo
 xVoxtric: this is the best fight I've seen
 ThorSokar: He's been doing his Squats unlike Graham's charachter
 TimeToFry: This is a real anime fight
 Seth_Erickson: Have you considered throwing our weapon at him Graham just to see some damage
 wormapotheote: can't u throw this hammer?
rayndeon: i like how he's just holding the heal
 BusTed: Just ruining this knight's entire career.
 MrGibberish: Can you stagger him with the hammer throw?
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 TacitusVigil: Operation Backstab is a go!
 SymphonySolstice: completely blowing his back out
 A_Dub888: Teamwork makin' the dreamwork
 TacitusVigil: Does the Knight's health scale back down a little since Ian is dead?
 BrowneePoints: this man is taking more back shots than that one Senate Staffer
SeismicLawns: i like how even with the backstab "lock" the knight still has like a bajillion health
 TehAmelie: a pincushion with telephone poles for pins
 DoomBringerIL: si graham weapon doing any damage? @LoadingReadyRun
rayndeon: if they fix the npc invasion by the time this group gets to it, the final leda invasion will be incredible
 RavingPenguin: Some of the highest poise armor in the game
 BrowneePoints: he has a LOT of hp
GirlPainting: i killed him with giants hunt stunnlock
rayndeon: a proper 4 v 4
 TehAmelie: you can see the red bar going slightly down
 TacitusVigil: This is what I imagine real life D&D would be like.
 notthepenguins: oh, did you grab the perfect guard flask, graham? that'll be perfect for your tanky build with the buffed guard counters, but i cant tell if im hearing the right sound
 xVoxtric: He's got a greatly increase amount of health too, so these hits seem like nothing
 SymphonySolstice: F
 DoomBringerIL: jesus oponenets are tanky
 BusTed: had enough of your shit
GirlPainting: 
 Strebenherz: Cue yakety sax
 Seth_Erickson: I love Taylew
 A_Dub888: Is it a backstab if its with a hammer?
zeathean: His armor is a solid choice if you have the endurance for it
Tarnius: You can't help but root for the guy, being so outnumbered.
 TehAmelie: i was thinking, it may be worth running around the Roundtable Hold for five minutes to unlock upgrading the spirit ashes
GirlPainting: the golem SHOOTS?!?!?
 SymphonySolstice: gg
 BusTed: 
 pn55: 
 RavingPenguin: Frostbite staggers on proc
  MrPhlip:   
Fluffy776:   
 Lysander_salamander: yay
 TheDevil_Risen: sick more elden ring, just finished watching James play
ChroniclerC: Rocket punch!
Tarnius: GG
 BusTed: literally throws hands
 dm818: So is Adam not using the cannon?
rayndeon: average invader vs gankers experience
 ThorSokar:     
 Lord_Hosk: Does graham get credit for that kill?
 Iluvatardis: @Lord_Hosk yes
 TheDevil_Risen: Sup Adam!
 A_Dub888: Golem gives fisties
 BrowneePoints: is Adam on Ansbach’s?
 TheDevil_Risen: sup Graham
 Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 TheDevil_Risen:   
 MTGRanger: @dm818 the cannon is for special occasions
 7gorobei: golem's name: agate fisty
 TheDevil_Risen: oh hai Ian!
 drocathekorok: Got golem pounded
 ThorSokar: Adam's just running around with a portable Hwacha
 TehAmelie: maybe we can buy poop to bank those 99 kabillion souls
 xVoxtric: The incant looks cool, but isn't very usuable imo. the scythe is alright too.
 Seth_Erickson: are there jumpies on point that's the question
TheDevil_Risen is gifting 1 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 23 in the channel!
TheDevil_Risen gifted a Tier 1 sub to norumi!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gift, TheDevil_Risen! Welcome to norumi! (Today's storm count: 912)
 BrowneePoints: yea Shadows added 3 very good bows
 notthepenguins: the hit boxes for the pots while theyre staggered are jank af ime though
 DoomBringerIL: no pants?
GirlPainting: 992 MILLION runes?
rayndeon: 2 guys on each leg
GirlPainting: holy fuckerony
 Seth_Erickson: both work you kind of just whale on legs when possible
 TehAmelie: we've got some big <i>cheats</s> QOL mods
EvilBadman: Jumps work too
 Seth_Erickson: regular jumping works just as well
 TacitusVigil: Why are we fighting Nicholas Cage?
 notthepenguins: rolling also works fine, the timing is just tricky
 RavingPenguin: Can adam stand like a mile away and just shoot its face?
 drocathekorok: Stickolas Cage
 notthepenguins: fell for the decoy face
 lochnessseammonster: mistimed, misdirected...
 TimeToFry: Some of the debuffs are REAL bad
 BrowneePoints: it has like 99% armor but takes a BUNCH of extra visceral damage @ravingpenguin
 Grevas13: anti-corpse rush mechanic?
EvilBadman: You can jump even off horse for the stomps
 TehAmelie: an anti-zerg rushing measure
 Lysander_salamander: oh how much damage does the hammer throw do?
GirlPainting: 992 million runes.....goth bye
 TheDevil_Risen: GG
 SymphonySolstice: 
Fluffy776: 
 Lysander_salamander: yay
GirlPainting: \[T]/
 Seth_Erickson: Dancing Lion or perhaps Rellana 👀
 saucemaster5000: beeline to top of mountain challenge?
 TehAmelie: a house made of runes!
 betweenmyself: pretty bad when the brain rot follows you into Elden Ring
 Seth_Erickson: or beeline to the Dread
 notthepenguins: to be fair property values in the land of shadow are probably REAL low
 TimeToFry: I can't wait to see Rellana against 4 people
Narzareth subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 17 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Narzareth! (Today's storm count: 913)
 Seth_Erickson: It's the best fight in the dlc for sure
 Seth_Erickson: CURSE YOU BAYLE
GirlPainting: BAAAAAAEL!
 saucemaster5000: CUURSE YOU BAYLLE!
 SirMorek: BAYYYLE
 flustered_blue: BAAAAAAAEL!
 A_Dub888: !card egon
  LRRbot: Did you mean: Beregond of the Guard; Penregon Besieged; Penregon Strongbull; Egon, God of Death; Staff of Zegon
 A_Dub888: !card egon god
  LRRbot: Egon, God of Death [2B] (back: Throne of Death) | Legendary Creature — God [6/6] | Deathtouch / At the beginning of your upkeep, exile two cards from your graveyard. If you can't, sacrifice Egon and draw a card.
 Seth_Erickson: I, Igon, will riddle with holes your rotten hide!
 BrowneePoints: Igon certainly does the MOST voice acting
 notthepenguins: oh man, he was acting his fuckin heart out without knowing anything at all???
 Seth_Erickson: solid of scale you might be foul dragon!
 Iluvatardis: did the bug come back?
 BrowneePoints: Wheeler
 BrowneePoints: it happened to wheeler repeatedly
 Sorator13: I like how G's hammer fully clips through his shield
rayndeon: The mod's getting a big update this weekend also, improving invasions and fixing some other bugs.
 The_Color_Twelve: for me its when the host is teleporting no one else should teleport or they get stuck
 Mr_Horrible: Adam opening up a Hame lobby in Monster Hunter
 Seth_Erickson: bows are fun but they're a very different playstyle
 notthepenguins: adam i have been watching a bow only playthrough and the arrow count is a Problem there
 TehAmelie: the evil has been defeated!
 BrowneePoints: Igon’s Greatbow is the other heavy hitter Adam
 TehAmelie: nah the game is good
 BrowneePoints: from the dlc
 SymphonySolstice: the greatest boss is the game itself
 BrowneePoints: I think the Bone Bow from the dlc is good as well
 simplydavemn: Was that Fuking Kill, or Fuck & Kill?
 betweenmyself: so apparently the setting for Erdtree was based on lore Martin wrote previously that hadn’t been used in the original game, rather than having him come up with new stuff
 BrowneePoints: but yea the dlc made bows viable
 Seth_Erickson: Igon uses great arrows yeah
GirlPainting: anybody else got FPS drops massively on this bridge?
 Seth_Erickson: there was a bit of a hiccup for me
rayndeon: It's enabled by default.
 notthepenguins: oh MAN
 BrowneePoints: Erdtree bow was decent in base game but not AMAZING, all the new bows in the dlc are pretty damn good
 TehAmelie: are they all giant telephone pole launching bows? i like the small quick ones mostly
 saucemaster5000: the DLC area has so many fucking awesome looking places
 BrowneePoints: it’s amazing what good art direction does
GirlPainting: lol
 IanAllenBird: kmjnikmjn
 SymphonySolstice: 
 bagfullofbees: sniped
 MrGibberish: Did Ian just get sniped?
 Seth_Erickson: you want to go right past the forge to arrive at the Dread soonest
 ShifuDaxiongmao: "You shall not pass!"
 PipeSmokingOwl: Guys....they shot the cleric!
 BrowneePoints: @tehamelie bone bow is short and quick, ansbach is kinda quick, Igon’s is a greatbow and then there’s the repeating Xbow
 TehAmelie: sweet
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/SmoggyAdorableClintAsianGlow-bODNELk5rjbZkONI
 SymphonySolstice: https://clips.twitch.tv/FurryAbstrusePanJonCarnage--aTeMeFsmjJL1Y_X
 Seth_Erickson: low road to river
 notthepenguins: @BrowneePoints dont forget the new cannon
 ShifuDaxiongmao: the game just said "how about no?"
 Seth_Erickson: either work I think though
 MrGibberish: Looking at the clip, the best part is that G dodge it, it hit ben behind him
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/ScaryNastyLeopardHeyGuys-XgXxGhU9cKWWwfHY
 kristian_fischer: They're jealous of your skinny legs, G
 TheDevil_Risen: https://clips.twitch.tv/GracefulLachrymosePassionfruitMoreCowbell-JSpkWsp4fzRKGMRX
GirlPainting: when somebody would ride past you and smacked you with a hammer the size of a mid sized car, you would be mad two i guess ^^
ChroniclerC: Fore!
 Seth_Erickson: oh but wait you're looking for igon first I forgot about
 Seth_Erickson: that
 A_Dub888: Good news G I think chat clipped that
wholsometiger: They're playing polo with heads.
 itmightbemikey: 
 Seth_Erickson: bangers
 notthepenguins: i think its the boss version that drops it
 corianderd: the new katanas are so cool
 Seth_Erickson: yeah Igon's questline is for sure peak
 Chronomagistrate: Is this just co-op or is it randomiser as well?
 m33pn8r: Ooh sweet trogdor based katana drop
 A_Dub888: Adam "Too much dakka" Savidan
 Seth_Erickson: is this not the elden ring gaming you wanted Adam
GirlPainting: Adam, i advice to pack a crossbow for backup ^^
 corianderd: rude
 Seth_Erickson: me camping with the boys
 Lysander_salamander: cannons though
 TehAmelie: guard counter seems to work fine
 A_Dub888: Crossbow? More like Crowardsbow amirite?
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/WiseInquisitiveKimchiKlappa-4-OyBPOR-6yktocq
 josh___something: Y E E T
 TheDevil_Risen: Hammer Time
 SirMorek: i've been really enjoying this hammer
 saucemaster5000: Died to Hammer? GROW UP!
 TheDevil_Risen:   
 Lysander_salamander: does the spinning windup for the throw also do close-range damage?
 TheDevil_Risen: is Ben Young Dab?
 SymphonySolstice: adam is yung dab
 TheDevil_Risen: ahh
Tarnius: DS1 callback.
 corianderd: mew mew
 Sorator13: Ben is Brave Sir Robin
 TheDevil_Risen: thanks 
 notthepenguins: definitely t-posed my way through the dungeon by spamming Litany of Proper Death
 notthepenguins: (because Litany makes you t-pose)
 ShifuDaxiongmao: throwing the hammer makes the enemies feel Thor...
 LowUpsideCJ: there are so many arrows
 TheDevil_Risen: Lava hurts xD
 TehAmelie: i remember fighting one of these in a tiny cavern. that was hectic
GirlPainting: rule No 1....don´t run bare foot over lava!
MaddogM: And I take it throwing the hammer doesn't require re-crafting it?
 novrdd: 
 Chronomagistrate: "Sir? Sir! Do you know that you are causing a major environmental hazard?"
 A_Dub888: BEEG LEEZO
 Sorator13: @MaddogM Correct; it comes back (I guess)
 josh___something: DO A FLIP!... DO another one!
 TehAmelie: it might cost durability but i don't know if this game even has that
 cadesguy: no durability, its just a free move
 corianderd: @TehAmelie it does not 
GirlPainting: Spear and board is OP
 novrdd: 
 Lysander_salamander: yay
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: just like monhun
ChroniclerC: Adam reloading.  xD
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 A_Dub888: Adam living a MonHun bowgunner's life
 novrdd: 
DragonMZ: You can tell this drop is safe because theres no bloodstains online
 novrdd: 
 MAPBoardgames: Try jumping?
 IanAllenBird: 👏
 TheDevil_Risen: sweet
 Lysander_salamander: leap of faith
 TheDevil_Risen: nice lemming 
 TacitusVigil: The penitent man will pass
rayndeon: i initially thought was meant to be an invisible bridge
 Robot_Bones: very last crusade
 Mr_Horrible: "Make the climb... as the child did..."
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 TehAmelie: "hey, didn't i already kill you?"
 TheDevil_Risen: OMG its more arrows than BOSS
MaddogM: running R2?  beep boop
 A_Dub888: Is Ancient Dragon-Man Trogdor's ancestor?
rayndeon: adam is just playing the shotgun build
 novrdd: Ancient Dragon Man 
 Mr_Horrible: boss just like "This is some horseshit, I'm writing a steam review"
 pn55: Get bullied!
 Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 SymphonySolstice: he's getting bullied
 TehAmelie: Ancient Dragon-Man, to the tune of Secret Agent Man
 xVoxtric: Gank Spanked in the truest way
magical_girl_amelia: i love when seamless coop becomes the goon squad
 Strebenherz: Ancient dragon man.  Minding own business.  Then the kool-aid men
 Strebenherz: BUST IN
 ShifuDaxiongmao: they are using bleeding edge technology
 BrowneePoints: Adam is doing work with frostbite bleed and scarlet rot
 forcedreject: My blood! He punched out all my blood!
 A_Dub888: What's Adam's arrow count?
 TehAmelie: he's given you a stabbing, and taken away your name
 Sorator13: @forcedreject 
rayndeon: he has all the arrows
 Mr_Horrible: he's literally a bowgunner
 TheDevil_Risen: loll
 Mr_Horrible: he's running a Hame lobby
GirlPainting: there is n arrow app for that
 Seth_Erickson: ages ago Graham
 corianderd: "invented"
 ButterBall000: Ah yes, missiles
 TacitusVigil: He can dance if wants to. He can leave his friends behind.
 PipeSmokingOwl: 
 Mr_Horrible: 10%
 SymphonySolstice: "there was a dude"
 A_Dub888: @Mr_Horrible Light or heavy?
 BrowneePoints: but yea there’s arrows for each debug
 m33pn8r: Oh, my uncle!
 Lysander_salamander: fling tiny swords at people
 BrowneePoints: debuff
 aerohydra: Graham gets done by the ENglish Longbow
 TheDevil_Risen: DAMMIT ADAM
 josh___something: ADAM NO
 Strebenherz: ADAM
 TheDevil_Risen: i almost lost my pepsi
ChroniclerC: Sir!
 TheDevil_Risen: 
 Seth_Erickson: will we be talking to the dragon communion priestess before doing the Dread?
 Lysander_salamander: adam yes
 Mr_Horrible: @A_Dub888 to my shame I don't know which is actually better for chain cc
CausticAcid: I'm stealing that joke Adam
 Chronomagistrate: That was real good Adam
 Pywodwagon: I think Chevy Chase did a movie about him
 Mr_Horrible: I'm a melee enjoyer
 simplydavemn: Don't mix up the build components through!
 saucemaster5000: Adam deserves more praise for that banger
ChroniclerC: Show foot!
 Lysander_salamander: Yes good
 BrowneePoints: The Fletchlight- A Shaft for your Shaft
 Mr_Horrible: I mean we did too
 saucemaster5000: excellent jape your majesty
 TheDevil_Risen: it was really good Adam 
 Front_Ranger: Man, when Jon Bow and Jim Arrow went to a bar with Bob Fletcher, THAT was a party!
 DigitalSeahorse:  how very fletching
 TheDevil_Risen: i almost gave my PC a shower 
 wedge_x: better than a flechettelight
magical_girl_amelia: there's a bow for everything these days
 EOstby: There's a Hawk Tuah joke to be made here, but I'll pass.
 BrowneePoints: how many Harpoons you got dude
 Seth_Erickson: That's Igon's bow baby
 Lysander_salamander: Lrr after dark
 Mr_Horrible: a regular fuckin Hawkeye over here
 betweenmyself: Adam “What do you mean ‘ADAM’?” Savidan
 TacitusVigil: So dumb question...what is our current objective?
 Mr_Horrible: "AAAGH"
 SymphonySolstice: AAAA :V
magical_girl_amelia: baaaayle
 Front_Ranger: That's not a bow...That's a bow!
 Lysander_salamander: you have to yell?  Awesome
Tarnius: That sounds exhausting.
rayndeon: you can toss your hammer
voren_chalco: That's what makes the arrows go
 BrowneePoints: it also fires HARPOONS
 Seth_Erickson: yes
 Lysander_salamander: aaaaaa
 TheDevil_Risen: thats amazing
rayndeon: curse you dragon
 Mr_Horrible: that yell sounds like a Prayer Warriors sound effect
 TheDevil_Risen: YAARHHH
 josh___something: Put his whole Bowussy into it
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 BrowneePoints: Graham the arrows for it are called Igon’s HARPOONS
 TheDevil_Risen:   
 Mr_Horrible: hammer to the eye 
 TehAmelie: how did you even hit it in the eye with that hammer
 TacitusVigil: You mean red-tailed hawk sound Graham. 
 SymphonySolstice: [insert sick chunk emote here]
 corianderd: i use that
 Mangledpixel: YAAAArchery
 corianderd: on my snake fists
GirlPainting: great weapon art
rayndeon: it's basically a bleed proc for rot/poison
GirlPainting: it is awesome with the rott exulatation talisman
 Mr_Horrible: we love to Consume A Dot
 ComradeMik: Pretty sure it's likely going to be used in the DLC speedrun
 IanAllenBird: f
 Sorator13: Oh no. Too much fire.
 TehAmelie: might be time to do a Sir Robin and bait em away from the hills
NathanLonghair: I googled Jonathan Fletcher and THAT was a mistake. Huge CW there
 ThatOverkillGuy: LETS GO ELDENRINGERS
 BrowneePoints: But yea G the arrows for that are called Igon’s HARPOONS
 JoeKim: greetings nerds
MaddogM: Bow tank?
 JoeKim: hows the murder?
 BrowneePoints: It puts the GREAT in Greatbow
 Lanthess: That's gonna take a LOT of arrows
 Seth_Erickson: Adam have you tried wearing the bear helmet with Rakshasa armor?
 xantos69: hey chat, the amazing sous vide pork belly Ian started earlier.  Anybody got a link to the recipe he used?  (I'm trying to get ingredient quantities)
rayndeon: Adam the Bowman vs mini-Smaug
 TehAmelie: whoa that stamina bar
 TheDevil_Risen: sup @JoeKim
 TimeToFry: What happened to your stamina bar?
 notthepenguins: thAt STAMINA
GirlPainting: how BIG is adams green bar?
 IanAllenBird: hey i just noticed adam's stamina bar
 Seth_Erickson: Adam has so much stamina whild
 Lysander_salamander: that is a lot of stamina
 notthepenguins: whups caps
 IanAllenBird: kmljnilmjn
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 A_Dub888: @JoeKim well the drake did one onto Graham and Ian sooo
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, TheDevil_Risen! Welcome to Arboille, Lt_Moron, NeonLemonade, and Pyroball! (Today's storm count: 917)
 Seth_Erickson: oh is it grahams lol
 corianderd: get me a cup of that dragons piss
 Mr_Horrible: "What are you doing up there???" "I DON'T KNOW"
 josh___something: Blast it in the face, HUH?!
MaddogM: Can't you climb walls G, seems like a skill issue  
 ContingentCat: Things you say to a dragon and your cat
 Sorator13: @Mr_Horrible me, to the cat stuck in the tree
 Mr_Horrible: @Sorator13 it really is the same energy
 Strebenherz: WALL GECKO
 Front_Ranger: SpiderDrake...SpiderDrake
rayndeon: this is pretty cinematic though
 Lysander_salamander: switch to cannon
GirlPainting: it told you to pack a crossbow as backup 
EvilBadman: Just a big cat
 A_Dub888: It was at this moment, Adam knew, he  'd up
 snowewolf: its their Happy place
 Mr_Horrible: tfw the cat has trapped itself on top of the bookshelf and is screaming
 NotCainNorAbel: 2800
 MrGibberish: 1 Hp and a dream!
 betweenmyself: magic pixel!
magical_girl_amelia: this dragon is a cat on a kitchen counter
 Mr_Horrible: did they even QA this DLC? 
rayndeon: he might tp eventually
 Lysander_salamander: brooooo
 adept_nekomancer: Dragon exploits
 Seth_Erickson: time to start free aiming Adam
 Strebenherz: Hippity hoppity gtfo off his mountain property?!
 A_Dub888: mistakes may have been committed
 Lanthess: If I was this dragon, I would simply fly away.
MaddogM: I assume he's up there as he doesn't get hit as much
 Lysander_salamander: yeah
rayndeon: can't craft during a battle for my life = my immersion is forever ruined
 betweenmyself: I actually saw a good deal of these wall strats in the next fight 
 xVoxtric: Fire scales with str
 SirMorek: bleed is a good choice
 Seth_Erickson: You'll lose a lot of damage taht way Graham
 Mr_Horrible: it's Rot Girl Summer, Graham
 Seth_Erickson: if that matters
rayndeon: you can just heavy infuse and use greases
 saucemaster5000: greases are goated with high arc
rayndeon: or use flaming strike or a similar weapon art that buffs your weapon
GirlPainting: Not if you put the poison mist ash of war on it. you can go heavy, pop the weapon art and got poison on top
rayndeon: yeah poison mist works
 Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
hiFunko: I haven't seen an Elden Ring raid before, this is cool
 A_Dub888: !panic
  LRRbot:  THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. 
magical_girl_amelia: anyone using the very cool anti-dragon great katana?
MaddogM: Heal tank time
 TehAmelie: you're our only hope now, Brave sir Robin
 Sorator13: Yeah, this is a pretty typical healer experience 
 saucemaster5000: always good whehn the white mage has to finish the fight
rayndeon: is everyone else dead?
 Mr_Horrible: wait I have a guaranteed way to beat the Jagged Peak Drake. One of you just needs to summon Jagged Peak Kendrick.
 Seth_Erickson: Should have brought in tiche
 Sorator13: @rayndeon yup
 A_Dub888: He's doing his best
 flustered_blue: That dragon is back on the mountain again!
 ylegm: Brave Sir Robin ran away away
 Mr_Horrible: "Wall it?" "Wall it."
 MrGibberish: @Mr_Horrible 
 A_Dub888: @ylegm and then he hit an invisible wall
rayndeon: we need hawkeye gough for this fight
 AnOddSmith: that's a magic artist right? M'golem villeneuve?
rayndeon: gough vs kalemeet 2.0
 Strebenherz: Smeagol tips a Fedora *M'gollum*
 BrowneePoints: oh magic artist Mygolem Villaneuve
rayndeon: its not even a true dragon is the funny thing, just a drake
 josh___something: No, it's name IS "Drake" 
magical_girl_amelia: there are many jagged peak drakes, and they all fight
 notthepenguins: I initially thought this one was Bayle, and was like "Really, that was it?"
 Mr_Horrible: no its name is Aubrey
 Mr_Horrible: 
 TehAmelie: someone should tell them they're named for a duck
 hackingducks: it breathes that hotline bling
 BrowneePoints: it used to be called Jagged Peak Aubrey
 simplydavemn: Do you fight the Jagged Peak Josh next?
 BrowneePoints: dang it Mr Horrible beat it to me
 A_Dub888: @josh___something So what you're saying is we need to summon a Jaggek Peak Kendrik
 neisan2112: Anyone named Lamar to fight them?
 Mr_Horrible: honored to share the braincell with you BrowneePoints o7
 Mr_Horrible: honestly Ben's doing a cracked job of hit-and-running this boss
 E_Westra: Destructo Disc!
 Mr_Horrible: uh oh, commentator curse
 BrowneePoints: that spell needs buffed. wow it does no damage lol
 Mr_Horrible: RIP
rayndeon: the 1 tap
 SymphonySolstice: o7
GirlPainting: 
 TimeToFry: Eviscerated
 Strebenherz: WHELP
 E_Westra: Bodied
 Lysander_salamander: chomp
 notthepenguins: "Oh, it wants to be dinner"
rayndeon: the game answered your question
 Mr_Horrible: "Excellent point, just one problem:"
 A_Dub888: 400
 Calithilon: you can only have the one elden stars projectile active at a time, so recasting it before it explodes just deletes the first one
rayndeon: time to make all the arrows
 forcedreject: I apologize, I was not aware you were a dragon
GirlPainting: so graham, i recomend trying poison mist ash
 TehAmelie: "i didn't even order out, lucky"
 Mr_Horrible: "I've planted a live hurtbox somewhere in your arena"
 Lanthess: Wasn't Graham going to put something on his hammer?
 TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
 Front_Ranger: lol, roll + R1
 simplydavemn: Can you a Taylor Swift Golem to distract the Drake?
DMGlol: adam should main pots this run
 Mai_Andra: What would a dragon do?  Be truthful...
 Mr_Horrible: a real rollplayer, that Adam Savidan
 Seth_Erickson: that's the way god intended
rayndeon: we must introduce adam to the block button + parries next
 LowUpsideCJ: don't sell yourself short
 forcedreject: Adam only plays neutral
 LowUpsideCJ: you're a roll+jump+r1 player
 TimeToFry: https://clips.twitch.tv/ToughAntediluvianRadicchioKippa-8hewnxzj3cz_Bmim
 rocketjohn: leeeroy savidan
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 Mr_Horrible: also good
 Seth_Erickson: maybe not the way miyazaki intended or a way that invalidates the other ways of playing, just the original way god intended
 bagfullofbees: I read it as Sexto Bloat-chop
 Seth_Erickson: have we tried throwing the hammer at the dragon Graham
 TheElrad: okay dragon, remember the strat, go hide in the mountains
maliciously_malkavian: sweep the legs
 Lysander_salamander: if this this dragon is like a raid boss, what are the actual named dragons going to be like?
 bagfullofbees: @Lysander_salamander its name is Drake
 simplydavemn: Your yelling timber!
 A_Dub888: !findquote distract
  LRRbot: Quote #3746: "I was distracted by chat and talking about centaur jubblies." —Graham [2016-12-14]
 Mr_Horrible: WOW, the  MM Hunter stood in the telegraph
 saucemaster5000: just thinking about the bull song
 forcedreject: Just thinking about health bars, like how you don't have one now
 Mr_Horrible: what a new thing
 Mr_Horrible: 
 forcedreject: It's no M bison horse
 bagfullofbees: a poor horseman blames his horse
 TehAmelie: a telling blow!
 TheDevil_Risen: BeeeeJ Damage!
 bubba0077: Bad Horse, The Thoroughbred of Sin?
 ShifuDaxiongmao: Where are the Phoenix Down when ya need one? 
 simplydavemn: That phrase doesn't really do it for me - bad tools often cause things to turn out worse.    Of course,if you have control over the tools you use it's less of an excuse.
 Mr_Horrible: perfect
 A_Dub888: "Spinny Tail Attack" Holy crap this IS Monster Hunter
 forcedreject: He's doing the Monty Python
 Mr_Horrible: just riding the power of faith
 Tangsm: Just play some coconuts
 TehAmelie: invisible bike
 cadesguy: you can still lock camera to the boss during spectating btw if you want
 adept_nekomancer: burninating the countryside...
 Sorator13: Torrent does not wish to be percieved
 A_Dub888: @adept_nekomancer Burninating the Tarnished
 SnackPak_: 
 Chronomagistrate: Huzzah!
 IanAllenBird: 
 TehAmelie: that was just an "enemy" eh
 A_Dub888:   
 Mr_Horrible: it was like Shake 'n Bake
 DEATHlikescats: 
 forcedreject: "This is bullshit they keep respawning" - the dragon probably
 TheDevil_Risen: GG  
 Seth_Erickson: Dragon Communion site of grace works too.
GirlPainting: and that was the first small one.....think about Bael!
 saucemaster5000: just taaap it in
 Seth_Erickson: If you want to talk to the priestess as well
 betweenmyself: good news, you killed a dragon, bad news…
DMGlol: agreed 
 Rumiir_the_Dragon: D:
 Seth_Erickson: I don't mind the dragons personally
 A_Dub888: !findqutoe dragon
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 itmightbemikey: Dragons are friends
 IanAllenBird: uhoh
 A_Dub888: !findquote dragon
  LRRbot: Quote #1890: "I want a dragon where I feed it beans and it gives me gold." —Alex [2016-02-19]
GirlPainting:   
 SymphonySolstice: rip
 DoodlestheGreat: Oops
 Seth_Erickson: I actually kind of like fighting them on foot
 ThirdGames: I always loved the dragon fights in Elden Ring, personally
 ComradeMik: it not perfect system
 josh___something: You say that, KNOWING WHERE WE'RE going
 betweenmyself: wyverns > dragons
 Seth_Erickson: yeah wouldn't you just sit around on a pile of gold if you had one Adam
 saucemaster5000: Yeah the rote dragon fights in elden are very samey and repetitive
 josh___something: Adam, you're favorite fight is a dragon
 Pywodwagon: I feel slightly attacked
 TehAmelie: that dragon looked pretty stupid when it was punching you with its wings
 DEATHlikescats: dragons represent the 1percent
 TacitusVigil: I sit around all day, and I don't even have a pile of gold.
 DigitalSeahorse: Puff The Magic Dragon is rad tho
 saucemaster5000: I wouldn't even mcduck that pile, I'd invest in my children's future
 hackingducks: @DigitalSeahorse he lives by the sea, right?
 hackingducks: still a billionaire.
 forcedreject: I think it works the other way around
 spookittyAsh: now you're just describing Dungeon Meshi
 Seth_Erickson: No Dragons steal their riches from the 1%, kings and queens and etc
 hackingducks: in soviet russia, dragon eats you?
 notthepenguins: but the practice of dragon-eating was also invented by the 1%!
 Lysander_salamander: I mean, the dragons do represent the 1% in the stories fairly often so yeah
 corianderd: tepid
 TehAmelie: that sounded so much worse than "hot"
 forcedreject: @Seth_Erickson Perhaps the are the 0.1% as they extort the 1% of nobles and lords
 Pywodwagon: coming in humid
 Rumiir_the_Dragon: I will not stand for this dragon slander. I will instead lay on my giant mountain of gold instead.
 SymphonySolstice: cool bog body
 Seth_Erickson: Literally none of the dragons in Elden Ring have a pile of Gold
 LowUpsideCJ: Loving the donald duck pinecone costume
 Seth_Erickson: they just exist
 Chronomagistrate: Bog body summer
 forcedreject: I see Graham's character is following his legacy of prominent batch
 Seth_Erickson: and what do they get an ungrateful Adam
 DigitalSeahorse: hackingducks yes, he frolics in the autumn mist of a land called Honah Lee!
 TehAmelie: coming in dank and sweaty
 saucemaster5000: dragons are just gated community soccer moms
 Lysander_salamander: you look like a kid wearing a pinecone costume for like one o those elementary school plays.
 TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
 Mr_Horrible: bro
 jj_q: hashtag prone cone
 Laserbeaks_Fury: How much longer till you hit the max
 Pywodwagon: woah I missed us getting back over 20 hours
 DigitalSeahorse: 
MaddogM: That there was a delay after Adam saying he was falling until the death message was perfect
 forcedreject: A prone cone with great...seeds
 BrowneePoints: a Pron Cron
 Bearudite: actually supinecone
 TheDevil_Risen: #PronCon
 jj_q: hell yeah
 ImmortalLen: Once again Grahm has a prominent bulge.
 neisan2112: Sweet we're funny by asociation
 Seth_Erickson: the priestess just has quest stuff
 DEATHlikescats: 
 Mr_Horrible: thank god for jj_q now we're all funny
 TehAmelie: it's true, on your back you're a supinecone
 Seth_Erickson: if you want lore
 DEATHlikescats: 
 forcedreject: Ian is in quantum superposition
theeffohzero: Oof mod jankiness
 Chronomagistrate: @TehAmelie Beautiful!
Marc Laporte: deez nuts
 Mr_Horrible: my bad og
 jj_q: hey mr horrible. one question. why didnt you go to evil medical school? =P
 forcedreject: Adam, as a Canadian you should know not to eff with large Mooseliek creature
 TehAmelie: now that's a big dragon
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 saucemaster5000: My bad OG(oat)
 DEATHlikescats: sheep even the Welsh can’t f with (no shade to the Welsh)
 Rumiir_the_Dragon: Also that's just The Last Wish
 DigitalSeahorse:  
theeffohzero: I've never seen a small dragon
 Lysander_salamander: nOpe
 TheDevil_Risen: Ian can you put that in chat plz
 Seth_Erickson: that's the equivalent of bending a tree branch past you while on a hike to smack your friend behind you
 ComradeMik: Chainsaw Man rules
 TheDevil_Risen: I want to watch that
 SymphonySolstice: chainsaw man Good
 Seth_Erickson: Adam needs to watch that and JJK
 Kidror: Someone should have told Adam how good Chainsaw Man is
 YawnLance: Chainsaw Man fucks
 cutaos: i think i saw that show
 BrowneePoints: if you like dragons…may I suggest Delicious in Dungeon
Marc Laporte: do bits help the timer
GirlPainting: i bet, during development one dev sayed "look, i can scale that dragon prop up to 2000%!" ^^
 Lysander_salamander: It's a metaphor for domestic violence
 corianderd: Hisone to Masotan
 Mr_Horrible: "Why did no one tell me this was cool?" - Adam Savidan upon interacting with media people have been recommending for months
 DEATHlikescats: Dungeon Meshi  
 Seth_Erickson: Adam would love Jujutsu Kaisen I am 100% positive
 BrowneePoints: Delicious in Dungeon is absolutely amazing
 DEATHlikescats: agreed @seth_erickson
 7gorobei: if only someone had told Adam about CSM
theeffohzero: Read the manga, haven't gotten the time to watch the anime unfortunately
 TheDevil_Risen: @corianderd thanks
 DEATHlikescats: @browneepoints can’t wait for season 2!
 TehAmelie: picture a dragon small enough to curl up on a hoard of a single coin
 Lushian_Cybasi: Solo Leveling is straight Fire
 neisan2112: @Mr_Horrible Or have said to watch Castlevania before anything else.
 BrowneePoints: also Delicious in Dungeon has friend of the show ProZD
 Seth_Erickson: Loved Dungeon Meshi both anime and manga
 notthepenguins: solo leveling is better than it has any right to be tbh, i just reread the webtoon and damn
 Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePoints I'm glad S2 got confirmed but now I have to wait for it 
 LowUpsideCJ: I wish someone was around to recommend adam watch castlevania
 Mr_Horrible: @neisan2112 I mean at this point we gotta just preserve that one, for the bit 
 TheDevil_Risen: I love Jame's Delicious in Dungeon meme he posted 
 neisan2112: @Mr_Horrible Truuuuue
theeffohzero: Sypha In that in universe is just huggable
 BrowneePoints: fun fact, Ryoko Kui also likes the localized title of Delicious in Dungeon more than Dungeon Meshi cuz of the play on D&D
 cadesguy: woah really? does it respawn enemies when someone travels, or is it just smooth?
 Seth_Erickson: I just like the shorter titles because they're faster to type
 betweenmyself: Graham gonna rub against the giant dragon, looking for the seems in reality?
 BrowneePoints: has Graham watched Delicious in Dungeon?
 TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
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 S0NICW0LF: 123 woo!
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 TacitusVigil: Swipe right to attack. Swipe left to block.
 Lysander_salamander: did you chat with the dragon priestess?
theeffohzero: One animal away from sonicfox
MaddogM: G you bloody millenial.  shakes fist   
 neisan2112: Fire happened
 TheDevil_Risen: 
 notthepenguins: I still think it should have been localized to "The Dungeon is Delicious"
 DistrustingSpectator: is the big special boss coming soon?
 NotCainNorAbel: we're funny!
theeffohzero: Oh japan
 Mr_Horrible: we've got a jape or two between us all
 josh___something: No, they're a fox
 Bearudite: one of us was funny so we all are
 DEATHlikescats: chat’s like a broken clock with jokes
 Lysander_salamander: it's kind of late for me.  I guess I should attempt to sleep soon
 betweenmyself: it’s SonicFox the Goat’s 30th Anniversary 
theeffohzero: Your language is the most learned outside of your country
 Bearudite: let my man CLAP
 TheDevil_Risen: that's something 
 ThirdGames: Don't need to clap coconuts together when those cheeks are clapping.
 TehAmelie: it's more comfortable for the horse, maybe
 DEATHlikescats: rip in peace
theeffohzero: It's sonic wolf
 Lysander_salamander: these weird jiggly trees
 Seth_Erickson: Senessax you mean
 Seth_Erickson: you can just run past them
 notthepenguins: Senessax is miserable even by ancient dragon standards
 BrowneePoints: my favorite thing is that time sonicfox was competing in their fursuit, someone was being a toxic shithead, so they took their fursuit head off and swept the rest of the set. real Rock Lee/Goku taking the weights off moment
 TehAmelie: i'm trying to pace my horse but the clap of my asscheeks keeps making him run faster
 Spooky_Noises: Oh I wonder if thats cause of the abyss
 notthepenguins: usually i dont mind ancient dragons because they're relatively squishy and dodgeable, but senessax has resistances out the ass and a bunch of roll catching moves
 RockPusher: Sexto Bloachoop…  
 DigitalSeahorse: try a different torrent software
 SymphonySolstice: 
GirlPainting: LOL
 xantos69: Clip that
 josh___something: AHHAHAAHAAH
 TheDevil_Risen: WOW
 notthepenguins: well, you disappeared now
 nappitatti: ffffuck
theeffohzero: A dragon in dlc land
 Seth_Erickson: my horse is amazing
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: see you in the highlights
GirlPainting: CLIP that
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahahahaha
 Seth_Erickson: goodbye
 saucemaster5000: successful test
theeffohzero: Poor ian
 SnackPak_: o7
 Lysander_salamander: oh no your souls
 Front_Ranger: ;p;
 corianderd: everyone loves magical horner
 DEATHlikescats: perfect clip is perfect
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Redbassist:  
theeffohzero: He's falling more than james
 tenthtechpriest: scripted
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/ReliableSpeedySalamanderOpieOP-fyf_30TQhmLXsL1b
 7gorobei:  
GirlPainting: that neds to get into stream highlights
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 RockPusher: 
 Fancy_frenchman: oh I am so happy I made it for this sequence
 TheDevil_Risen: https://clips.twitch.tv/BlazingJoyousCoyoteRlyTho-IS6GTTMqLF-JLshP
GirlPainting: "my horse is amazing!"...runns of cliff
  MrPhlip: I wish the twitch clip interface had that kind of precision
 ImmortalLen: https://clips.twitch.tv/MoralBumblingBubbleteaNononoCat-y500b4n_zTbUy6J0
 SymphonySolstice: https://clips.twitch.tv/LightEvilAxeMrDestructoid-stYWk0lhrYuJ_P1S
theeffohzero: Jordynne's got work cut out for her
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/ArborealAstuteShrimp4Head-jYv_VNhcnrtKMpz5
 adept_nekomancer: @corianderd Look at him now, as he jumps off that corner...
 Seth_Erickson: more igon voice lines incoming
 NotCainNorAbel: I have learned that the less editing I do the more likely they hit the highlights
 neisan2112: Also clip more things. I say this to myself as well.
 Pywodwagon: they take ages to kill the other one
 Seth_Erickson: maybe respect the 1v1 Adam 
 Pywodwagon: I got bored
 Mr_Horrible: that was *AVP* my dude
 ThirdGames: That was Alien vs Predator
 ButterBall000: AvP
 WalrusOntheCourt: why is Graham carrying a giant hex wrench? is there some giant IKEA furniture that needs building a horse ride away?
 TimeToFry: WAsn't that Alien Vs Predator
 ylegm: that was AVP or Freddy v Jason
 Mr_Horrible: and I just turned to dust
 notthepenguins: that was AvP
theeffohzero: @thirdgames beat me to it
 DEATHlikescats: big ol territorial fight
 LostThePirate: https://clips.twitch.tv/MoldyAuspiciousLasagnaSquadGoals--kqpupE1d-Dm2pNa
theeffohzero: Oh sorry @mr_horrible
 betweenmyself: that sounds like partisan politics sometimes 
 TehAmelie: just gotta DPS slowly
 Seth_Erickson: got caught at the edge of the flames
isupor: chat who's who?
theeffohzero: You get frowned on in a destiny raid @tehamelie
 DEATHlikescats: these are TECHNICALLY Wyverns, right?
 Seth_Erickson: mixed
 forcedreject: "Block this sweep"
 notthepenguins: @DEATHlikescats they're dragons/drakes, but not ancient dragons which are "true" dragons (depending on who you ask)
 xantos69: Adam, we don't talk about our "bone bows" on stream.
theeffohzero: Wings like that? I dunno looks dragon ish to me
 Mai_Andra: torrent is dead.  long live usenet.
 SymphonySolstice: acupuncture that mf
 A_Dub888: I had to step away, have we doubled our drakes doubles the fun?
 adept_nekomancer: @A_Dub888 They're playing Double Dragon
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 Durugai: mornin' chat, mornin G
 A_Dub888: @adept_nekomancer which one’s Jimmy and which one’s Bimmy?
 DEATHlikescats: @notthepenguins ah! thanks for the actual info!
 themercenary1987: 8 am and getting ready for work
  adi_pie: Chow down on some Graham
 TehAmelie: that's like 5 deaths for Torrent. such a workhorse
 wedge_x: mocap dragon
GirlPainting: 2D graham
 ThirdGames: Adam going to the Skyrim school of combat. Pepper them full of arrows. "Ah, must've been the wind."
MaddogM: G looked too close at the head
 Seth_Erickson: torrent puts in all the work
 theeffohzero: Not entirely torrents fault mind you
 theeffohzero: Thank u you for the sub
 r10pez10: chat can your horse double jump
 notthepenguins: @DEATHlikescats The ancient dragons have four legs and two wings, are comparatively slender, usually white/light gray scales, and use a ton of crimson red lightning.
  adi_pie: I love this guy so much
 BrowneePoints: ansbach bone bow and Igon’s are goated
isupor: @r10pez10 yeah
DMGlol: BAAAYLE
GirlPainting: i use the tracking bow for rune farming in mhogs palace ^^
 Mr_Horrible: "Hey, cool bow"
 A_Dub888: @r10pez10 I’m working on that technology
  adi_pie: What if Ahab went to a 15
 BrowneePoints: they added THREE viable endgame bows
 saucemaster5000: pull my fingie
 Seth_Erickson: You gotta summon Igon for sure.
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 Seth_Erickson: It's not Bayle without Igon.
 notthepenguins: @notthepenguins (they're gonna run past one in a minute, the difference is notable)
 DEATHlikescats: @notthepenguins isn’t the red lightning connected to the scarlet rot, somehow?
GirlPainting: So its Fuggy?
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 notthepenguins: @DEATHlikescats nah, coincidental coloring afaik
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 BrowneePoints: drakes are wyrms
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 BrowneePoints: ancients are dragons dragons
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 notthepenguins: wyrm is just another word for dragon though :v
  adi_pie: I hate this dragon so much
 theeffohzero: Dragons of all age and sizes
 notthepenguins: and yeah senessax is my most hated too
 Pywodwagon: 4000!
 TheDevil_Risen: 4000!
 TimeToFry: 4000!
 DEATHlikescats: 4000!
 TheDevil_Risen:    
 Seth_Erickson: Ska du is too funny
 TehAmelie: it's nearly 9000!
 Bearudite: 23 scaduuuu
 DEATHlikescats:    
 LowUpsideCJ: 4000!
 notthepenguins: if they wanted us to pronounce it with the 'sh' they should have spelled it that way
 m33pn8r: Brilliant!
 TacitusVigil: How many do you have? 23?
 DEATHlikescats:        
 Strebenherz: Ding!
 DEATHlikescats:          
 dzee_szed: 4000? That's almost 4096
 DigitalSeahorse:    wow
 SnackPak_: 
 Seth_Erickson: pump that up to 12k
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 DEATHlikescats: 4k is juuuuuust enough people to build a small corporation with, or a pirate ARMY!
 LowUpsideCJ: Adam loves this boss
 notthepenguins: "win" and "fight" are different things
 Pywodwagon: you'll have Igon pumping you up
 r10pez10: didn't skadu altus make persona
GirlPainting:       
 BrowneePoints: Look GhostofJeffGoldblum is no longer with us, we’re trying to pick up the slack Adam
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 TehAmelie: does the number go down if subs expire by the way?
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 TheDevil_Risen: so .. many... dead... dargons
ChroniclerC: That's a lot of dead durgeons.
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 DEATHlikescats: awww anon making sure everyone has their sub up
ChroniclerC: Touched grace.
 Seth_Erickson: You must summon Igon and I hope we get to hear the voice lines
 saucemaster5000: And the millenial dragons STILL can't afford a house in this neighborhood
 TehAmelie: we have acquired one grace
 Mr_Horrible: @TehAmelie I'm actually now curious: if the tracker is just counting subs that are started or renewed during the 'thon, is it even possible for one of those to expire within the time limit?
 Pywodwagon: thats me gifting a sub to the judge account every ppr
 DEATHlikescats: is it AT LEAST .92 American?!
 TehAmelie: oh yeah, probably isn't
 Pywodwagon: We're summoning Igon for the vibes, right?
 the_lone_bard: I couldn't watch on twitch for the first 2 days because Twitch broke and played the same 30s long weird, reeses foot fetish ad, played 1 second of stream, started the ad again, on loop. ><
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StewartRWyatt: Subbing for Adam speaking the truth of stupid dragons
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 the_lone_bard: Not complaining but just hilarious.
 MrGibberish: @Mr_Horrible Someone ended their sub month earlier this week and subbed the next week, so counted twice?
 MrGibberish: It ticked their total sub months
 m33pn8r: @Mr_Horrible Personal anecdote, my resub didn't show on the tracker until I hit the announce button
 xantos69: Time for Crab?
trebuchetboy: Ive seen an add for scrubs an unreasonable number of times
 simplydavemn: If you have time for Crab you have time to stab.
 Mr_Horrible: incredible
 TheDevil_Risen: Oh dam that's a thicc Boi!
 xantos69: Love this fight
 Sorator13: Uh oh
 josh___something: HAHAHAAHHAA
 saucemaster5000: nice tanking
 Seth_Erickson: We'll get Igon next time
 Strebenherz: Deletedd
DMGlol: lmao
 Bearudite: 50 DKP minus
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 ComradeMik: if the tank gets instagibbed
 Mr_Horrible: @m33pn8r these are all interesting data points
 Seth_Erickson: this boss is just incredible
 coronax_cj: Cthulhu eats 1d4 investigators per turn.
 Mr_Horrible: World's Angriest Dragon
 forcedreject: "OK Boomer" dragon
 RockPusher: Do you give them a good teeth clean while in their mouth?
 notthepenguins: oh they're not worn down, this is what happened when he fought Placidusax
 notthepenguins: He's why Placi is all mauled
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/HeartlessAbstemiousSmoothieFailFish-qS20FstWACkwu3VA
 Mr_Horrible: my experience is that even people that don't like the dragon fights have the consensus that this fight bangs
 Seth_Erickson: Did you notice the dragon heads stuck biting it's neck
 DEATHlikescats: rot and bleed BAE
 Seth_Erickson: Graham?
 SymphonySolstice: https://clips.twitch.tv/NastyHedonisticCarrotStoneLightning-zdON6MNyzYMNzX4z
 hackingducks: ngl, kinda looks like a plucked turkey to me
EvilBadman: So no reset for igon? 
 TimeToFry: https://clips.twitch.tv/PowerfulLitigiousWheelMrDestructoid-d2c8t3BUtcr2bBTg
 xantos69: Pretty sure he is just targeting people not facing him.
 kristian_fischer: Aw man, the Skiddoo levels should be at 23!
 forcedreject: "Let Adam Solo him"
  adi_pie: Let Me Solo Him Savidan
 saucemaster5000: this fight is better than straight sex
 Seth_Erickson: you can lock on the boss in spectator mode btw Graham
 jj_q: po would be ashamed
 TimeToFry: Is this a zero Scadu challenge run?
 xVoxtric: it's cool to see how much hp the boss has tho
 forcedreject: @saucemaster5000 But what about gay sex?
 josh___something: The boss is only like, 45% dragon, so this doesn't count
 isupor: the rot consumes all
 Seth_Erickson: This time Igon for sure.
 MrGibberish: @Mr_Horrible I think the reason is Bayle still does it differently, both in pacing and movement
 saucemaster5000: @forcedreject I said what I said
 simplydavemn: Making Human Pancakes, Human Pancakes, smash yourself a human and turn it to a pancake...
 Bruceski: do these bosses have increased HP for the multi?
 BrowneePoints: yea Bayle is why Placidusax is all torn up
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 xVoxtric: HOLY SHNIKES
 RockPusher:  Clockwork
 isupor: WOW
 TeacherSeanTV: @I_Am_Clockwork Thanks for the gift sub!
 dzee_szed: wtf 50 subs
 TheDevil_Risen: WoW
 Mr_Horrible: @MrGibberish yeah my understanding is that it eschews a lot of the more annoying dragon-fight tropes
wholsometiger: Wow...
 ChroniclerC: Oh wow.  
 ParanoidRabbit: @I_Am_Clockwork Thanks for the gift sub!
 notthepenguins: lrrheart
 DEATHlikescats: heck YES @I_am_Clockwork
 notthepenguins:  
 Mr_Horrible: Clockwork doing Clockwork things  
 sfn____:  
 RockPusher: 
 Seth_Erickson: CURSE YOU BAYLE!!!!
 krfsm: @I_Am_Clockwork Thanks for the gift sub!
DMGlol: BAAAYLE
 Seth_Erickson: 
 DigitalSeahorse:    
EvilBadman: Curse you, Bayle! I hereby vow! You will rue this day! Behold, a true Drake Warrior! And I, Igon! Your fear made flesh! Solid of scale you might be, foul dragon … But I will riddle with holes your rotten hide! With a hail of harpoons! With every last drop of my being!
 I_Am_Clockwork: CURSE YOU BALE!
 Mr_Horrible: CURSE YOU BAAAAYLE
 ComradeMik: If adam likes learning fights, he should get into learning hitless runs.
 jj_q: @josh___something sounds like taxes with extra steps
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 kaziel0: Adam and Graham: I haven't been watching much lately, but you two got me into wrestling with SWS, so I hope ya'll are still enjoying the wrestlemans as of late. 
 Mr_Horrible: incredible
 Seth_Erickson: easy reset
 DEATHlikescats: this and Lethal Company have similar vibes with y’all
 saucemaster5000: Igon wondering where the boys at?
 notthepenguins: ah, the desync
 RockPusher: Perfect software, no notes
 ChroniclerC: And he doesn't seem to see y'all.
 betweenmyself: boss has list aggro
 I_Am_Clockwork: did Eygon break the boss?
 Bruceski: dragon t-posing to assert dominance
 josh___something: CURSE YOU BAYLE
 betweenmyself: *lost aggro
 kristian_fischer: Good boi Igon
 saucemaster5000: Bayle got cursed I guess
 flustered_blue: that boss model is amazing
 forcedreject: I like Bayle blinked
 Bearudite: getting a good look at him
 Seth_Erickson: 
 YawnLance: Calm down Igon
 I_Am_Clockwork: Early Cursing!
 notthepenguins: hes gettin warmed up
 saucemaster5000: Igon gonna solo
 I_Am_Clockwork: Get im' Igon!
 I_Am_Clockwork: get em!
 flustered_blue: Igon gonna solo him
 crystal_bubbles: Thank you @Mr_Horrible !!
 DEATHlikescats: Igon coming to YOU
 HadesLeprechaun: Igon is ready to go
 betweenmyself: LetIgonSoloHim
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 ChroniclerC: Igon doing a "Let me solo him" run.
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 shurtal: Holy he'll this Cloudstrike outage is eeeeeeeeeff'd
  adi_pie: You'll find out in like 20 minutes
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 ChroniclerC: ow
 GirlPainting: thx I_Am_Clockwork 
 mostly_minerals: Hello boss 
 TheDevil_Risen: Camera Plz
 BrowneePoints: but yea Bayle and Placidusax both had an intense fight that ended with both getting mortal injuries
 ComradeMik: G's ass hanging out during the instakill is wild
 UnusuallyLargeMoth: !mod
 isupor: lore accurate sire robin
 UnusuallyLargeMoth: er
 UnusuallyLargeMoth: what mods are in use?
Antimakker: Hey there chat and Graham and anyone else in the call!
 notthepenguins: i think graham's gonna need to restart the game to fix the desync at this point
 notthepenguins: cause dang
 SymphonySolstice: this is the seamless co-op mod
 UnusuallyLargeMoth: ah okey thenks
 Seth_Erickson: Igon is already summoned yeah
 RockPusher: Does Igon share the groups passion for graphic design?
 HadesLeprechaun: he has SO MANY arrows in his face
 adept_nekomancer: His head looks like a pincushion
 ChroniclerC: Adam turning this guy into a pincushion.
Antimakker: Imagine chilling at your place and  some guys uninvitedly crashing your place and hitting you with weapons... also being called Bayle... damn... unlucky...
 mrverbal: this is a bit of a chonker
 Seth_Erickson: phase 2 
 Mr_Horrible: "psyche I can still fly actually"
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 josh___something: Oh yeah, he's a BIG BOI
 BrowneePoints: but yea Placi is why Bayle wings are shredded. I think it’s also implied Bayle is the father of all the drakes in the game?
 LordSaphni: @I_Am_Clockwork thanks for the gift sub   
 Antimakker: @AnAnonymousGifter, tyty!
 bagfullofbees: oh hey, another dragon fight
 m33pn8r: Everyone must have a subscriber icon!
 BrowneePoints: no this is a Dragon Fight with upper case
 BrowneePoints: not a dragon fight(derogatory)
 shurtal: What were saying about speed runners G?
 kristian_fischer: Get the rod on him? Well, I suppose it's after the watershed.
 GirlPainting: may i interrest you in a range option graham?
 Seth_Erickson: you could throw the weapon at him Graham
 RockPusher: Tonight the role of Bonkus Maximus will be played by Graham Stark
 bagfullofbees: oh hey, I got gifted a sub and didn't notice cuz I was away! Thanks, whoever did that!
 RobustLaser: yo hey thanks for the gift sub
 BusTed: Adam has this fight downloaded
 MrGibberish: Pseudo sub chat?
  MrPhlip: Please allow 7-10 days for heavy attack delivery
 Didero: Ooh, I forgot this was happening, what a great surprise! Good morning!
 RobustLaser: oh good i've missed some of these emotes i was unable to post    for a while
 Mr_Horrible: oh god he's T-Posing for dominance
 DEATHlikescats: it adds extra difficulty and health to the boss, right?
 BrowneePoints: they also buff the hp!
 saucemaster5000: adam needs all the attention or he will just start screaming in confusion
 Seth_Erickson: I'd do maybe shadu lvl. 3
  adi_pie: Reopen the world
  adi_pie: Stop having it be closed
 bagfullofbees:    yo check out all these emotes I can use now  
 BrowneePoints: Sup Bayle you’re still a piece of G a r b a g e!
 GirlPainting: Hail Hydrate
 RockPusher: 
 RockPusher:  
 SymphonySolstice: The Dragon is a Deadly Lazer
 cmdrud87: You mean Katie Perry 
 CanvasWolfDoll: quick! now you can tell us how you really feel about graham!
 CaptainChibale: the stop having it be closed reminded me of a funny story.
 BrowneePoints: Igon: Bayle can you stop being a piece of tish
 forcedreject: Can you speedrun Graham Adam?
 Pywodwagon: paul just starts crying
 BrowneePoints: Igon: Don’t be a menace Bayle
 Seth_Erickson: how many bosses have you had Adam 🤔
 BrowneePoints: Bayle: How bout I do a n y w a y
 Seth_Erickson: I just want to know how many
 Pywodwagon: Was James your boss at one point
 saucemaster5000: you do not exist when not on screen to us adam
 Seth_Erickson: doesn't do the work
epsilon_vee: simply exiting the field forever level bad boss
 Seth_Erickson: he's a manager in name not in function
 RockPusher: ^
 CaptainChibale: a friend of mine from the US got me a gift. This was early covid. they went to the post office and this convo happened: "how do I send this to canada?" "you can't." "what?" "it's closed." "what's closed?" "Canada."
  Texan_Reverend: I recall many tweets from that era. Sounded infuriating.
 TacitusVigil: So, would you say LRR is a family? 
 RockPusher: Quick, act natural
 Grevas13: adam was just telling us how bad of a boss you are
 Seth_Erickson: Ian have you considred putting on the shows to make your meat a little bigger?
 simplydavemn: Someone needs to clip that without any context.
 Grevas13: it is technically true
 GirlPainting: if the meat stats to form a union i would start to worry
 forcedreject: Graham's boss attack patterns are too easy he said
 RockPusher:    
 SymphonySolstice: CURSE YOU BAYLE
 Seth_Erickson: 
 BrowneePoints: He was saying how bad of a boss you are, in that you aren’t at all…that was very Douglas Adams
 simplydavemn: Remember the Harrmer throw.
 Iluvatardis: I thought Igon had more lines. what's with that?
 theeffohzero: Bayle is pain
 ogundiety: This is the part I hated about this boss.  awful hitboxes and the head being the only targetable thing
 theeffohzero: I was think of Dale for a second there
Hadhayosh: Who all is in this one?
 BrowneePoints: DAAAAALE
 BrowneePoints: CURSE YOU DAAAAALE
 BusTed: right in the nubbin
 accountmadeforants: Bayle is proof FromSoft can make fun dragon fights but chose not to.
 BrowneePoints: FromSoft makes dragon fights and Dragon Fights
 BrowneePoints: Bayle is a Dragon Fight
 GirlPainting: placedusaxx as well
 josh___something: He is putting his whole Igorussy into that monologue
 TheDevil_Risen: that is sick
 Decem_Lampas: man this game is good
  TXC2: Hello everybody!
 TheDevil_Risen: evening @TXC2
 accountmadeforants: Hell yeah the music
 RockPusher: That dragon chugged a Red Bull!
  Texan_Reverend: Hey there @TXC2
  TXC2: good lord how much health does this boss have? 
 saucemaster5000: god this fight slaps
 theeffohzero: Too much
  TXC2: hello TheDevil_Risen  and Texan_Reverend
 TimeToFry: GOD I want to see the Baylve vs Placidusax fight that left them both the way they are now
 Didero: @TXC2 Presumably it gets a lot more since there's 4 players?
 BrowneePoints: about a Hay Bayle’s worth @txc2
 theeffohzero: Dale as Satan no less
  TXC2: BrowneePoints  indeed
  TXC2: Didero  sure, but still
 BrowneePoints: Bayle is literally Dragon Satan lore wise
 saucemaster5000: golem can solo bayle
  TXC2: also we were under 17 hour left when I went to sleep chat, so fan-fucking-tastic job chat 
 theeffohzero: One man enter, one man burned
 SymphonySolstice: F
EvilBadman: Igon, truly a man too angry to die
 TheDevil_Risen: F
 TheDevil_Risen: Praise the Light
 simplydavemn: Maybe just hide somewhere and let Igon take him down?
  TXC2: o7
 bagfullofbees: that was a rad shot of Ben getting roasted
 MrGibberish: Maybe 2 scedoo?
 theeffohzero: So we can agree Dale is bayle?
 Strebenherz: Bale is too angry for this nonsense
 Seth_Erickson: Igon back at again
 josh___something: HAH
 isupor: graham you can lock onto the boss while spectating if you don't want to manage it by HAND
 BrowneePoints: CURSE YOU DAAAALE!
trebuchetboy: Dang it Bayle
 Mr_Horrible: I love just spawning in and Igon is already talking shit
 Tantusar: co-op with some seams
 theeffohzero: Seamless to the touch imo
 r10pez10: there are seams, just less of them
 theeffohzero: I'm imagining Dale laughing as Satan now
 SymphonySolstice: ok igon, from the top
  TXC2: Seamless* co-op (*seamless is used only for comedy purposes and is not descriptive)  
 TehAmelie: Egon was my grandfather's name
 theeffohzero: Rip Harold Raimis
DMGlol: bayle looks like he's been attacked by a porcupine
 BrowneePoints: I love that he is a Satan Analog and they made him look like The Balrog of Moria
 theeffohzero: Sick design ngl
  TXC2: 20K health is maybe a 1/7 of the health pool 
 GirlPainting: graham, may i interrest you in a poison grease?
 theeffohzero: From's designers stepped up
  TXC2: this is some Balrog shit right here
 Strebenherz: Goodnight y'all, happy elden ring and happy cursing bale
  TXC2: so long Strebenherz  sleep well
 BrowneePoints: ye his design HAS to be influenced by the Balrog
 TehAmelie: it's like when those dragon warriors get spectral wings and horns for an attack, but he's already a dragon?
 theeffohzero: Take care @strebenherz
 BusTed: just sub out the shadow for electricity
 BrowneePoints: @tehamelie Placidusax tore his wings in their battle
 theeffohzero: I'm still stuck at dancing lion
 theeffohzero: Also I learned the other day that miquella is a phantom thief
 Seth_Erickson: also Bayle's theme is my favorite of the dlc
 Seth_Erickson: such a banger
 theeffohzero: Par for From software games imo
  adi_pie: What a horrible night to have a curse.
 forcedreject: Fire hot
 BusTed: Well, now we know who it's focused on
 BrowneePoints: Nah Bayle’s theme is an Upper Echelon theme like Ludwig
 theeffohzero: He's the last tarnished standing?
  TXC2: "the firs explodes afterwards" is some magic reminder text
 Mr_Horrible: e's gone
 TehAmelie: "the fire that explodes" sounds like the name of an eldritch horror made up by a teen
 Mr_Horrible: 
 josh___something: 33%
 theeffohzero: Winnable but PAIN
 GirlPainting: Graham, might i interrest you in a poison grease?
 josh___something: Uhhh...
 forcedreject: @TehAmelie "It that goes kaboom"
  TXC2: do we have to bring in Elden Ring Ace James has a ringer? 
  TXC2: *as a
 MrGibberish: @Mr_Horrible As we were saying, attacks like those make him FEEL like im fighting a dragon: A creature of immense might and presence. other dragons dont really do that
 saucemaster5000: Bayle makes other fights give up on the prom queen title and stay home
 Iluvatardis: is it too slow to throw the hammer at Bayle?
 forcedreject: Adam has removed all the bones from the land
 simplydavemn: Is there a reason you are not throwing the hammer?
 TehAmelie: game clearly in the pocked of big arrow
 HadesLeprechaun: I have seen SO MANY arrows in the dragons face, lol
trebuchetboy: @simplydavemn Probably just too slow
 BrowneePoints: stacking multiple debuffs is important and neat
 theeffohzero: Ow, ow... What on scudtree is hitting me?
 josh___something: CURSE YOU BAYLE
 Decem_Lampas: I think none of the throwing ones can be greased
 theeffohzero: Just wanna stepaside and say I appreciate Dale
 GirlPainting: ah....ok, then i recomend the poison mist ash of war. you can proc the msit and your weapon is greased up
  TXC2: Form games tend to not let you buff the cool weapons
  TXC2: HIS BEST!
 Mr_Horrible: "What is dawg yappin' about"
 saucemaster5000: he's out here being the worst ghostbuster
 simplydavemn: Igon is cutting a promo...
 accountmadeforants: Igon is ACTING
 saucemaster5000: that is what igon is doing
 HadesLeprechaun: Cursing Bayle is a full time job
 theeffohzero: Balancing act easily broken if we could buff @txc2
 josh___something: AHAHAHA
 BusTed: 
 adept_nekomancer: om nom nom
 saucemaster5000: that pinecone got cracked
  TXC2: theeffohzero  indeed
rayndeon: what weapon art is that?
 theeffohzero: Bayle not dale
 Seth_Erickson: yo ian those jumps
rayndeon: looks like rivers of blood but isn't
 Mr_Horrible: leave it to Ian to discover new tech
 simplydavemn: Igon Jenkins....
  TXC2: Igon started without us, just like the movie
 TehAmelie: heavy attacks tend to be more potent for staggering, too
 RockPusher: Ian needs to believe in Sexto Bloachoop more
rayndeon: do you have the talisman that boosts thrown attacks
 Seth_Erickson: He's arrived at his white whale he has no time to wait
 theeffohzero: I mean Is any boss in from soft game NOT mad?
 ArdentSlacker: I think the best thing about this fight was summoning Igon to smack-talk the tragon.
Kraest: !quote Cameron
 Mr_Horrible: in a sexy way or a dangerous way?
 Tarnius: Must be a scary place.
 Mr_Horrible: or both, I suppose
rayndeon: you might need to mist out and rejoin
 theeffohzero: Reminds me of Bjorr of the twin fangs @ardentslacker
 tenthtechpriest: CURSE YOU BAYLE
 novrdd: 
 josh___something: CURSE YOU BAYLE
 Seth_Erickson: love seeing placidu'
 Fancy_frenchman: and is this “Bayle” here in the room with us?
 TehAmelie: that attempt doesn't count!
 Mr_Horrible: actually I'll say it: bless you Bayle
 I_Am_Clockwork: CURSE YOU, IGON!
 Seth_Erickson: placidu's heads stuck biting his neck
 measureofhope: CURSE YOU LAG
 RockPusher: m'world
 Fancy_frenchman: CURSE YOU NETCODE
 theeffohzero: @i_am_clockwork found bayle
 saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible GESUNDHEIT BAYLE!
 Seth_Erickson: We'll remember your voice lines Igon, truly one of the best npcs in the game
 bagfullofbees: lol embed your hammer in the fog
 measureofhope: Wait a sec, is that the Mjolnir?
 Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 it's all he ever wanted... just a small kindness... he can't scratch his nose...
 TehAmelie: iron rich jello
 measureofhope: No, cant be, the handle is a sensible length
 DudelidouX: Yea the first 'New' run seems fine but the following he always seem bugged as if attacking where Bayle would be in the first fight
 ArdentSlacker: @measureofhope You should see the cap'n 'murrica shield version.
  TXC2: will it aspic ?
 Sorator13: yesss
 Halvhir: Oh no. The aspic.
 jamesinor: Ian, no, that's the thing that guarantees that you've finally gone evil
 Sorator13: go get some from N Dylan Hollis
 Sorator13: *B, not N
 RockPusher: !quote ian
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 Seth_Erickson: oh you're hitting him with placi's attack 
 TehAmelie: i'm curious if the hammer's attacks are different in two hand mode
 ArdentSlacker: Bayle just wanted to get hammered with the boys
 RockPusher: 
rayndeon: the hammer goes really far
 theeffohzero: I'm pretty sure facetanking that fire isn't ideal for this fight
 bagfullofbees: siiiiick
rayndeon: you got this adam
 MrGibberish: the twofer!
 TehAmelie: wll played Bayle
 Mr_Horrible: that 2fer
 Seth_Erickson: this is where adam thrives
rayndeon: legolas him
 theeffohzero: Radahn would be so proud
 bagfullofbees: Graham and Ben respecting the 1v1 there
  TXC2: lets go Adam!
rayndeon: bleed arrows could do it
 ArdentSlacker: is that a Quality of Death feature?
 theeffohzero: We need a cup of this man's piss
Sareaesque: Twitch bits do, +1 minute every 400
RoeDent89: F
 BrowneePoints: you know what you are on top of? being an amazing and kind individual who spreads a lot of kindness and joy 
  TXC2: theeffohzero  to test for drugs right?
 TheDevil_Risen: Lets go Team LRR!
 theeffohzero: I think so...
 GirlPainting: any poison darts at hand graham?
rayndeon: you can do the jumping bow shots with a shortbow i think
 Seth_Erickson: you'd absolutely love learning Bayle with that bow though
 DudelidouX: If it's the last might be ok to summon him since he seem to mess up the following run by already being in there
 Seth_Erickson: that much I can ascertain for sure
 saucemaster5000: rellana/dancing lion run? Y'all got like another hr plus right?
 saucemaster5000: oh yeaaah
 Decem_Lampas: did you go instantly to scadoosh 20 or hold it back a bit
 saucemaster5000: @Seth_Erickson oo have you done a bow run on the dlc? Sounds fun
 Mr_Horrible: these bois finna be embraced
 theeffohzero: Shadow keep? Oh no, the worst destiny expansion
 Seth_Erickson: @saucemaster5000 I personally haven't but I kind of want
 saucemaster5000: my next run I'ma do martial arts build
 Seth_Erickson: I follow some people who have and they seem to really enjoy it.
 forcedreject: He's so angry he forgot where he was
 TehAmelie: sometimes you confuse the ground with a dragon
 BrowneePoints: I’s too far Gon
 TehAmelie: with a longbow!
 LeokadiaBosko: Give Igon a break, he's been through a lot lately
 isupor: how late are you guys going tonight?
 Mr_Horrible: yeah that feels accurate
 accountmadeforants: Man too angry to aim
 saucemaster5000: What happened to WEgon, comrade?
 BrowneePoints: fired and I missed
 ThatOverkillGuy: you know, if you swing your weapon at the enemy, and dodge their attacks, you win right?
 BrowneePoints: and then I fired again, and then I missed
 Mr_Horrible: blames Bayle for stepping on lego he himself didn't put away last night
 Mr_Horrible: classic Igon
 theeffohzero: Let's not blame who did what on this occasion
 Sorator13: Uh
  TXC2: mood
 Mr_Horrible: "open" eh?
 measureofhope: y no pants
 BrowneePoints: really open it seems
 ThatOverkillGuy: that looks so unconfrtable
 forcedreject: Prone cone with great seed
 saucemaster5000: "sir close your legs this is 1952"
 Seth_Erickson: you can get a good look at the package with this angle
 ThatOverkillGuy: on the stairs
 ThatOverkillGuy: OW
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: starfish
 TehAmelie: one item of clothing had to go, and really, who needs pants
 theeffohzero: I be had the misfortune to nap on stairs once
 Mr_Horrible: the miracle of birth (Greek Mythology style)
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/WonderfulAltruisticRatOneHand-SVbH2fY6614aPhFt
 forcedreject: Graham manifests others from his dreams
 theeffohzero: My back still is killing me
  TXC2: there we go
 BusTed: 
  TXC2: and just like that, we were back in 2002 
 Mr_Horrible: 
 nyoomgoom: lods of emone
 korvys: No that';s bawls
 krfsm: or liqueur brand!
 BusTed: poor guy
 Mr_Horrible: oh he's having a time of it
  corianderd: this is the guy, right?
 Camail: shoved him into a locker
 BrowneePoints: what freaking spell was that?
 theeffohzero: Giant ain't got shit
  TXC2: corianderd  it's one of them
 bagfullofbees: lol get hammered idiot
 Seth_Erickson: @BrowneePoints that's one of Placi's boss spells
 Seth_Erickson: Placidusax's Ruin
 Seth_Erickson: it's called iirc
 forcedreject: I heard he got...hammered tonight
 theeffohzero: YEAH
 GirlPainting: Adam, how many runes have you spend to buy/craft arrow during the stream?
 Pywodwagon: bow is so sick Vincent Price gonna throw it in the fire pit
 theeffohzero: *the who starts playing*
rayndeon: adam has learned the joy of boom headshot
 Mr_Horrible: "Simply don't be attacked"
 bagfullofbees: skill issue
rayndeon: turn elden ring into an fps
 Mr_Horrible: Adam just being Every PoE Player right now: "Probably should switch to bow, my guy"
 jacqui_lantern234: you should name your Bow "Fadeez Arrows" 
 theeffohzero: G is down
 theeffohzero: Oh no
  corianderd: congrats on getting hopelessnesss
 snowewolf: @LoadingReadyRun Microsoft is on fire - Check News as it might be Bricking PCs
rayndeon: speak of, lilaggy's been doing a first person bow run
 theeffohzero: Ian had an Alex moment
 Seth_Erickson: he went up to Fort of Reprimand
 forcedreject: Cori?
  corianderd: >_>
 GirlPainting: what other way?
 xVoxtric: I think I went "backwards" as well, there is no right way
 jacqui_lantern234: @corianderd getting?! 
 bagfullofbees: lol hi Cori
 saucemaster5000: cori here to stand in lava and tank the bosses?
  corianderd: @saucemaster5000 i jump too
 josh___something: shadowkeep, destiny's second worst DLC
 theeffohzero: Hail cori
rayndeon: savage lion's claw is so satisfying
 saucemaster5000: pog
 theeffohzero: @josh___something and the worst?
 josh___something: Curse of Osiris
 BrowneePoints: when you dodge a sweep with lions claw, you feel like Albert Einstein just huffed a case of uppers and invented faster than light travel
 theeffohzero: Ah right I forgot about that
 Seth_Erickson: why'd he start with half hp
 theeffohzero: Only to get hit afterwards
 GirlPainting: why is he already half dead?
  adi_pie: I just had this guy get stuck trying to use his offhand on me
  adi_pie: Which he does not have
 kaziel0: It's very lucky that Friendly Fire isn't a thing...
 BrowneePoints: bullied
 theeffohzero: He got FUCKED
 TehAmelie: so bullied
 Puddingslam: huh, timer said 14 hours left when i was watching.... 14 hours ago
 BrowneePoints: absolutely bullied
 Seth_Erickson: is everything at half hp in here?
 bagfullofbees: oh hey, that guy had a burger king hat
 theeffohzero: @puddingslam goes to show how great the community is
 josh___something: wizards deserves to be bullied
 Puddingslam: absolutely
 TehAmelie: SOMEONE please oil those hinges
 Seth_Erickson: far too thick unfortunately
 BusTed: the gamer inclination to go up
 saucemaster5000: If I'm not tall enough I have to play ken
 theeffohzero: Well the world is in ruins so... @tehamelie
 Didero: I got distracted by a work meeting, did they manage to beat that dragon boss?
 josh___something: Graham's videogame urge of rubbing himself up walls to find OOBs
 theeffohzero: No they didn't @didero
 Didero: @theeffohzero Thanks!
 TehAmelie: nope! it was pretty buggy and super hard
 Mr_Horrible: Adam when he escapes Samsara: "Lol. Lmao. Skill issue."
rayndeon: They're basically haligtree+ mobs
 saucemaster5000: @josh___something and people think I say cursed shit
 accountmadeforants: Two axe guys constitute a boss fight
 ComradeMik: Official motto of The Lands Between: We are none of us fucking around.
 LeokadiaBosko: Basically everything in the DLC is scaled for at least 5 blessing levels
 josh___something: Graham LITERALLY says this, this isn't my material 
 LeokadiaBosko: The basic soldiers destroy you at starting level
EvilBadman: Jordan just hit the last boss and I was watching him try couple days ago
 ArdentSlacker: Stream randomly making me learn about Bhuddism
 Seth_Erickson: this fight is really good too
 BrowneePoints: I forgot Graham, were you playing through Lies of P? Or just added to your list of recommended stuff from Friendos
 theeffohzero: Ive had a debate with my friend about the game scaling to BASE level when it didnt
 GirlPainting: she is weak to bleed, poison and rott
rayndeon: she has no defense against pierce or lightning aka adam's perfect matchup
  corianderd: I haven't killed her yet
 saucemaster5000: I cheesed through this fight by accident, hoping to experience it more next playthrough (she stagger easily)
 Seth_Erickson: she's a tough cookie
 ArdentSlacker: Lotta boss arenas in bathtubs for some reason.
 accountmadeforants: She's weak to lightning because she's got big metal armor
 Seth_Erickson: only the toughest gals pine after Messmer
EvilBadman: Probably weak to getting four-manned too
NathanLonghair: @comrademik Alternatively: “Kiss around and find out. No fucking required.”
 Mr_Horrible: "Delicious crab ahead"
 BrowneePoints: She’s also Renalla’s Sister? I think?
 saucemaster5000: any Crab RanGOONers in chat tonight?
 TehAmelie: i'm warming some chicken and rice, could still go for crab
 Pywodwagon: I get to go to baltimore for SCG next weekend I'm very excited for crab
 Mr_Horrible: entire party trying to start the boss like the Mr Burns Diseases
 theeffohzero: It was designed for 2 per entry I think
  TXC2: she spiny
rayndeon: is graham using the sekiro tear?
 MrGibberish: All those arrows haha
 BusTed: She looks like a Koosh ball
 Mr_Horrible: Adam is taking his revenge right now and we love that for him
 ComradeMik: Rellana, Twin Iron Pincushion
 Seth_Erickson: that's really funny
 ArdentSlacker: I was really pleased to learn the guard counter "ding" can be heard by other players.
 Mr_Horrible: Sulyvahn could never
 BrowneePoints: those sorts, whip ass by the way
rayndeon: very ladia maria - esque phase transition
 BrowneePoints: swords*
  adi_pie: I'm so happy Pontiff Sulyvahn came back but actually cool
  TXC2: sulyvhan, that was it
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 theeffohzero: Neuron activation
 TehAmelie: i thought Artorias was Dante escaped from DMC but
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @adi_pie Darklurker in shambles
 tenthtechpriest: moon's haunted
 Mr_Horrible: damn, flew too close to the aoe tankbuster
 theeffohzero: We've got a healslut in the group
  TXC2: the 
 Mr_Horrible: *another* 2fer
 josh___something: DOUBLE KILL
 saucemaster5000: I like pontiff sulyvahn!
 BrowneePoints: TWOFER
  TXC2: the vaule
 josh___something: Nice delay, rellana 
marmalade_pen: yung dab time
  TXC2: *value
 theeffohzero: G down quick someone get him coffee
 Seth_Erickson: the mix
 josh___something: Fuckin GOT EM
 josh___something: The DELAY
 RetroHibiscus: Yeah rellana learned how to delay tech
 tenthtechpriest: the mixup
EvilBadman: The SHIMMY
marmalade_pen: more like yung dob lmao
 Orxolon: 
rayndeon: she won neutral
 saucemaster5000: mixed "they're just DOING shit!"
 bagfullofbees: Pincushion 1, the bois 0
 Mr_Horrible: oh god, true
 theeffohzero: I only can wish that I had neutral like that as Ryu in sf6
rayndeon: you should use the lightning ram ash of war
 ArdentSlacker: I like when bosses do it kinda rarely, so we don't constantly expect it.
 BrowneePoints: You’re like a human cocklebur
rayndeon: and become a true rolling ball
 josh___something: You saying you aren't? 
 BrowneePoints: with legs
 Mr_Horrible: rolling Graham down a hill for an afternoon's entertainment
 RockPusher: Get in the Zorb, Shinji!
 ShifuDaxiongmao: Bubblewrap armor 
 shurtal: YOU CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE DOUG
 Mr_Horrible: @shurtal GROW UP
  corianderd: me and the boys all dressed up for trick or treating
rayndeon: How many arrows for Rellana? Yes.
 theeffohzero: YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL
  TXC2: you'd think the arrows would slow her down 
 7gorobei: the boss has entered lionfish mode
 shurtal: @mr_horrible YHE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO *with hand gesture and head bobs*
 theeffohzero: It wouldn't unless it was in the knee @txc2
  TXC2: theeffohzero  ah, good point
 BrowneePoints: the steady thok thok thok thok from Adam is peak comedy
  Chaos Treader: I love that Adam is making the boss look like a pin cushion.
  TXC2: all that and a bag of chips
  corianderd: you could set a clock to those arrows
 theeffohzero: Steady healing?
 accountmadeforants: You probably jumped
 theeffohzero: Target the healslut
 Mr_Horrible: she's doing the boshy voice: "You dare bring light into my lair?! You must die!"
rayndeon: adam has evolved from circle + R1 gameplay to embracing the power of R1
 ComradeMik: She's learning the basic RPG rules: Geek the mage first.
 Mr_Horrible: *boop*
 josh___something: YESSSSS
 Laurence72: The Porcupine is DEAD!!
  TXC2: LETS GO ADAM!
 BusTed: gottem
 RubikDarkwill: Hammerkill!!!
 pn55: 
 bagfullofbees: yes!
 BrowneePoints: BONK
 josh___something: Y E E T
 forcedreject: She was absolutely hammered
 theeffohzero: Graham channelling solar titan
 ThorSokar: Killed with the hammer throw like a BOSS
 Orxolon: Dramatic finish!
 Orxolon: 
 LeokadiaBosko: \[T]/ Praise the sun! 
 ThorSokar:     
 ShifuDaxiongmao: literal "stop, hammer time"
 Mr_Horrible: Adam's playing an idle game
 TheDevil_Risen: https://clips.twitch.tv/UglyColdbloodedToadAsianGlow-x_fvY-5FtDq6g1A2
  adi_pie: Ah, Adam is playing Bloodborne
 pn55: Adam the ranger
 Mr_Horrible: especially with the no-pants
 RetroHibiscus: Adam, known Light Bowgun Main
  corianderd: just get near them and press R1
rayndeon: with L1, you can turn it into an fps
 Kidror: Adam is scrolling twitter with one hand and the other he's just hitting R1
 saucemaster5000: adam going "tink tink tink tink tink tink"
 Seth_Erickson: she happens to be dead now Adam
 pn55: 
 Seth_Erickson: I don't think she'll be using them
 bagfullofbees: Adam, you are in no position
rayndeon: the humanity
 TehAmelie: i think Graham is good for it
 ThirdGames: Ah, dios mio! My spears are in shambles!
 saucemaster5000: took em two months, they bought new tools for their shop....
 ThorSokar: hey, that's someone's STUFF
CataclysmicReverb: They're important to the room's ex-spear-ience
  TXC2: my spears, reckt!
 I_Am_Clockwork: CURSE YOU, SPEARS!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 ComradeMik: My name is Tom. I like stacking spears. Graham is now my mortal enemy.
 BusTed: my antique spears!
 theeffohzero: So the heal was discount well of radiance
mic_stuck: i love adam when he is in this mood
 Seth_Erickson: Mods put him in the Golden Hippo room
 TheDevil_Risen: btw @LoadingReadyRun  are you aware of the CrowdStrike issues?
 BusTed: @TheDevil_Risen this is not the time or forum
  TXC2: TheDevil_Risen  that was reverted no?
 simplydavemn: My precious antique spears!
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 Orxolon: curious considering Adam's opinion on bows,still have fun ranger
 Pywodwagon: I know mtgo exploded for a bit
 TheDevil_Risen: noy yet, its still ongoing
 Mr_Horrible: Azure was fucked for a bit, dunno the current status
 josh___something: This is why adam streams are great
 TheDevil_Risen: partially
 theeffohzero: Those are expensive y'know!
 korvys: Basically a huge percentage of *enterprise* Windows PCs are kinda messed up
 ThorSokar: something wrong with Microsoft?! say it ain't so!
 RockPusher: Stream and game still works, all we need here
 josh___something: HAH
 Kidror: That's karma for the spears
Sly_chocobo: It only affects people using Crowdstrike, which is a fairly enterprise product.
 theeffohzero: Bear force one
 15__uwu__02: Nice ahaha
 TheDevil_Risen: not microsoft, CrowdStrike is a security vendor, its causing BSDs and issues around the world in multiple ISP's, Banking systems et al
 jj_q: i need to reevaluate everything, it all seems pointless
 Laurence72: Graham killing a bear? Is that allowed??
 BusTed: I think its health dynamically recalculated
 BusTed: but its current health stayed the single player level
Sly_chocobo: Bear got big all of a sudden
 theeffohzero: Bear is down, rejoice!
 Orxolon: will this bear be in Bloomborrow?
 saucemaster5000: looks like we got the next animal for exctinction
  TXC2: "look at me Horah loux, I have a new hat"
 EOstby: Like 5 minutes ago.
 heartofgoldfish: Ooh, This Hat?
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 theeffohzero: Lion hat left in corner with tear shed in one eye
 LeokadiaBosko: And like 5 or 6 exits?
 Seth_Erickson: ah Ian went in via the Church District
rayndeon: @TheDevil_Risen Is this having any effect on personal PCs or primarily affecting businesses?
 Pywodwagon: I like the bear karate gloves
 saucemaster5000: this a good lil dungeon
 jj_q: if this was how furries crafted their fursonas, theyd get alot more respect in our society
 korvys: @rayndeon Business only, pretty much, but that also means banks, airlines, etc. Lots of impact.
 TheDevil_Risen: @rayndeon can affect both
rayndeon: Adam can make the hippo a porcupine before phase 2
 Orxolon: question:in this game can't you equip something for the stats and show annother item for cosmetics?
 TheDevil_Risen: my company in AU is currently in JTAC level dealing with it, 250k+ customers just in my division
 Seth_Erickson: I came in up to the first bonfire than went to the church district
 BusTed: monch
 theeffohzero: @pywodwagon i will kill you with bear hands!
 bagfullofbees: how many churches does your town need to have to justify an entire distric?
martijn slothouber: Good morning all
  Chaos Treader: Who’s ready to fight a hungry hungry hippo.
 bagfullofbees: *district
 korvys: @bagfullofbees Depends on the size of the district?
 CaptainChibale: hungry hungry hippo
 TheDevil_Risen: probably 1-2mil on the other side of the company. big ouchies 
 Seth_Erickson: that's church district yeah
 CaptainChibale: you're the marbles
 Mr_Horrible: "mods? Send 'em to the Hippo Room"
CataclysmicReverb: Crab legs... Does that mean butter exist in this world? Where does it come from?
 Didero: That hippo doesn't look golden to me...
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 theeffohzero: I heard of hungry hippos, but this is ridiculous
 TheDevil_Risen: im glad its my day off haha
 Mr_Horrible: @CataclysmicReverb butter brings joy so I'm inclined to believe it is absent from The Lands Between
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Didero: oh yeah NOW it's golden
  TXC2: PorcuHippo ?
 theeffohzero: Im Just glad it's Friday here
 drocathekorok: I left the stream like 3 hours ago, I wasn’t expecting it to still be Elden ring
 jj_q: me when i lose my marbles
 TheDevil_Risen: damm 2 for PorcuHippo
  corianderd: golden hippo kills your guys
 flustered_blue: nnow are we sure this is a hippo?
 Kidror: I think this was a cool shoutout to Sonic for his 30th anniversary
 josh___something: 
 drocathekorok: Hippopine
 simplydavemn: This 30th anniversary Sonic reboot is weird.
 BusTed: 
 TheDevil_Risen: damm Hippo wipe
  corianderd: spiiiikes surround you then you die
 DigitalSeahorse: oh this is what people were calling Sonic
rayndeon: the pincushion decided to summon its own pins
 TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
  TXC2: the hippo got all 7 chaos emeralds and went super hippo
 saucemaster5000: ngl I kinda like this boss
 Kidror: Hang on now I just want a Sonic Soulslike game
 forcedreject: Ah the sonic 30th anniversary mod
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 RockPusher:    
  adi_pie: Wow
 CaptainChibale: instead of souls you get rings
 Mr_Horrible: Knuckles voice: "Now where's that Elden Ring...?"
 jacqui_lantern234:  gdi, G
 jacqui_lantern234: that GOT me
 BusTed: 
 theeffohzero: Have the guys tried the p-06 project?
 theeffohzero: The sonic 06 pc port
 BusTed: 
  TXC2: go from the north, to the northen north
 TheDevil_Risen: OOF
 theeffohzero: Poor cori
 Laurence72: Hi Cori!!
 TheDevil_Risen: caolled out
 jacqui_lantern234:  Cori!!!
mic_stuck: the spaers
 TheDevil_Risen: Hey Cori!
 bagfullofbees: bonus background Cori is the best
 Seth_Erickson: fuck your antique spears
 Pywodwagon: Ben is just creating union jobs
 ThirdGames: Those were collector spears! Still in their original packaging!
 drocathekorok: Oh, are you going to one of the worst D2 expansions?
 TehAmelie: a warm jello foot bath
 jacqui_lantern234: all of a sudden G loses his feet
 ShifuDaxiongmao: Ben is just getting into the spear-it of things.
  adi_pie: I believe the boss of the Shadowkeep is  Hashladûn
AsheCrimson: Feet first into hell
 bagfullofbees: it's be so funny if it just grabbed you by the foot and pulled you in
  TXC2: Graham just giving away free feet to the hippo
 drocathekorok: Boom, shadowkeep roast
 7gorobei: those were commemorative heritage spears
 accountmadeforants: That just makes Ben's antique spears more rare. He's manipulating the market
 snowewolf: I would play the shit out of a elden ring Metal Gear Solid mod - just the entire Snake eater game just with elden ring mechanics
 Laurence72: So, Elden Ring question from someone who has next to zero knowledge about it. Safe yo assume level 160 is max level?
 theeffohzero: It has monster hunter like animation
 cadesguy: no max level
 Orxolon: step 1 don't get eaten,step 2:? step 2!?
rayndeon: @Laurence72 max level is 713
  corianderd: @Laurence72 nope
 cadesguy: well, ok 713 lol
  corianderd: stats have a cap
 kaziel0: It may be named a Hippo, but it's also a rhino! XD
 Hansk_and_Boo: You guys playing Monster Hunter?
 Laurence72: Okay then. Was curious since everyone seemed to be at the sam elevel of 160. Thank you for the answers! =)
 TehAmelie: it's more like a giant rat with a hippo head imo
rayndeon: a lot of people stop near 150-200 since that's what you naturally get from levelling on a first playthrough and also for purposes of multiplayer activity
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 NightValien28: what up
  TXC2: hello raiders
 ShifuDaxiongmao: "That only made it angrier!" 
 theeffohzero: I think the dlc doesn't count the levels as I have been made Painfully aware
 kaziel0: @TehAmelie Combination Rat-Rhino-Hippo-Porcupine... DX No thank you.
  adi_pie: Hello, NightValien28. Welcome.
  TXC2: wow one shot'd
 NightValien28: oh the dive
  adi_pie: Hope stream went well
rayndeon: levels do still matter, it's just scadutree fragments make more of a difference than levels after a certain point
 NightValien28: adi_pie hi buddy, hope you been well
 theeffohzero: It is Co op
  corianderd: glad to see the golem this time
 Decem_Lampas: taylew, my beloved
rayndeon: once you've reached the relevant soft caps, the scadutree fragments make much more of a diff than raw levels
 saucemaster5000: the golem is happy to be the star this episode
 Laurence72: This guy still has less thing sticking out of its body than the number of arrows you put into that other opponent
CommonMollusc: Hippo designed by someone who has met someone who has read about hippos
 BusTed:   
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 RockPusher is now stuffed with korean chicken and happily digesting while the worldwide IT tire fire is not his problem
  adi_pie: NightValien28 slowly getting better, the weather has decided to stop being close to 41C/105F
 TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
AsheCrimson: LOL
  corianderd: refund request
 bagfullofbees: Cori's upgraded from the background of Ian's stream to the main chat, awesome
 Mr_Horrible: 1500 hours on record: "Do Not Recommend"
  corianderd: @bagfullofbees i've been here the whole time
 NightValien28: adi_pie oof that is warm, hope you can stay cool buddy
 LeokadiaBosko: At release he could grab you at a 90 degree angle, it was absurd
 bagfullofbees: @corianderd oh, sorry
 Pywodwagon: Gief's designer made this boss
CataclysmicReverb: Is THAT what Adam means by "Mixed"?
  TXC2: !addquote (Adam) [now] I would alt-F4, write a scathing steam review, then go to bed.
  LRRbot: New quote #9056: "I would alt-F4, write a scathing steam review, then go to bed." —Adam [2024-07-19]
  corianderd: @bagfullofbees 
 rentar42: is the 4-player coop a mod or built-in?
  TXC2: rentar42  a mod
 jacqui_lantern234: 🎵 thats him in the corner
rayndeon: the zoner got rtsd-ed
  TXC2: Cori is always here, watching, waiting
 jacqui_lantern234: @TXC2 judging (ian) 
 themercenary1987: Is this elden ring or monster hunter?
rayndeon: elden ring
  TXC2: jacqui_lantern234  yes
  TXC2: themercenary1987  yes
AsheCrimson: "L + Ratio + Negative Steam Review + would not recommend + 1000 hours of play time"
rayndeon: lol
 RandomTrivia: Good morning (timezone) friends! 
 Mr_Horrible: Adam fears the truth
  TXC2: hello RandomTrivia  welcome
 Mr_Horrible: it is the only thing that can slay himm
 TehAmelie: well, at least we can determine it has a bit over 100,000 HP
rayndeon: with 4 ppl just hitting him is def more dmg
  TXC2: SCIENCE!
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: wish crits broke parts like in Bloodborne
 Mr_Horrible: everyone just kicking the boss like that JoJo scene
 themercenary1987: Graham trying to break the head for that rare drop
 rentar42: "let's do an experiment ... oh no!" ... that's called learning
 themercenary1987: is ian trying to slice tail?
 15__uwu__02: I miss the tail weapon drops
 jacqui_lantern234: @Mr_Horrible Cori: -sips wine- join in the kicking
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: same, tailcuts were fun
 Mr_Horrible: @jacqui_lantern234 perfect 10/10 no notes
 jj_q: @loadingreadyrun maybe if you covered your marbles, he wouldnt be such a hungry hungry hippo?
 RandomTrivia: Just noticing the player names 
 15__uwu__02: One of the coolest features fr. I hope it comes back in a future game
 TheDevil_Risen: lolll
 TheDevil_Risen: n1 Ian
  TXC2: "it seems your hippos are not as famished as you claimed, Mr Bond."
  corianderd: bloodchop would be better
 jacqui_lantern234: gdi, Ian XD Sexto Bloaca ALWAYS fuckin gets me
 simplydavemn: I went off to cook somewhat a while ago - did they kill the dragon, or just move on?
 ShifuDaxiongmao: wonder what hammer throw deals if done when it's downed
 kaziel0: Go for 11 seconsd. 
rayndeon: rofl
 Laurence72: Adam confirmed to die on second #13
  TXC2: simplydavemn  we moved on
 TehAmelie: i recall reading something about how they found having the tails give missable items was bad gamefeel
 ThorSokar: I can't see it, but I'm just a colorblind weirdo
 TehAmelie: i'd like to be able to cut parts of enemies anayway
 saucemaster5000: hit box'd
 rentar42: no my face, that's where I keep my favorite eyes!
rayndeon: what bow is adam using?
 Mr_Horrible: Wow, Graham, just like that guy's spears... almost like karma...
 NightValien28: how many skibidis they at?
 simplydavemn: This is why you have to clear out House Hippos when they are small.
 ErinusTV: so toothy
 shurtal: Quick, give it some peanut butter on toast
  TXC2: what was that hit box ? 
Kaktus021: How goes the porcupotamus?
 TehAmelie: the reach on those quills
 theeffohzero: Hipporchupine?
 BusTed: clutch or kick time
  TXC2: if it can bleed, we can kill it
  TXC2: he's the GOAT
 Mr_Horrible: wait he's the goat
 ShifuDaxiongmao: that attack is a real quiller
 ThorSokar: I like how Adam just goes silent with it's Gamer Mode time
 15__uwu__02: He's the GOAT fr fr
 theeffohzero: I'm getting uragaan vibes
 simplydavemn: Adam has replaced Hulk Hogan in my mind as the person who says 'Brother' in that context.
rayndeon: the hard swap tech
 theeffohzero: Adam in the forward gaming position on the chair
 Alchemistmerlin: Wow you guys REALLY pissed off sonic the hedgehog
Christopher Peterson: That feel when it's 4am local time and there's still fresh live content
 Seth_Erickson: imagine doing this on the final boss Adam
rayndeon: so close
 RandomTrivia: OOOOOF
 TheDevil_Risen: awww
 Mr_Horrible: nerf grapplers
rayndeon: that was so close to clutch
 15__uwu__02: OOOFFF
 BusTed: 
 RandomTrivia: Good effort, good effort
 15__uwu__02: So close
 Mr_Horrible: I hate the gief meta 
 TheDevil_Risen: the dream!
AsheCrimson: That was great, so close
rayndeon: the bow build looks so fun
 saucemaster5000: wtf NO
 ArdentSlacker: HedgeHippo is some wild design.
 josh___something: He's SPITTING
 saucemaster5000: Grapplers are the only honest chars
 tenthtechpriest: rude but true
 saucemaster5000: you goons!
 TheWooglie: wow that timer went up
 saucemaster5000: remove all shotos and send them to neptune!
 ComradeMik: @seabats didn't you play a grappler in SF5?
 Seth_Erickson: Most bow streamers I've watched use the npc summons to help them
 theeffohzero: Zangief stares at adam intensely
 shurtal: Grapplers only want one thing-dopamine
 Mr_Horrible: every boss in the DLC has a Valstrax Dive and they don't see any problem with it
 Mr_Horrible: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 Mr_Horrible: 10%
fungal_bird: Surrak punch many bear?
 BusTed: mods, send them to the hippo room
AsheCrimson: Oof
 Seth_Erickson: mods put them in the hippo room
 theeffohzero: Oh lord Adam going LTG
 ThorSokar: I believe his main was Zangief
 josh___something: Didn't you play "LITERALLY THE CHARACTER NAMED GRAPPLER"
 ComradeMik: Jokes on you, I rent! 
  TXC2: Adam please I'm not that evil 
 saucemaster5000: mods, made them sticky but not sure why
Sly_chocobo: Good god lets not say/do things we cant take back
 forcedreject: Jokes on you, I don't have a mortgage
 Saintnex: Woah there Adam, the mods arent monsters!
 TehAmelie: didn't die in one at least
 jacqui_lantern234: @TXC2 me: presses [x] to doubt 
 Seth_Erickson: Graham don't forget about your own ash of war
  TXC2: jacqui_lantern234  how dare 
OVERKiLL!: LOL
AsheCrimson: I love that they added weapons you just chuck at your enemies lmao
 Mr_Horrible: @josh___something ironically I feel like that's the *most* honest instance of a grappler Adam's played
 Kipstar: nice
 Mr_Horrible: like sure DNF Grappler can 2-touch you but you have to get 2 touches
 josh___something: @Mr_Horrible don't tell them that, it makes adam look better
 NightValien28: what a dodge
 TehAmelie: it just took over 35000 damage continuously, but it wasn't DOT
 jacqui_lantern234: @TXC2 best part about being me being punchy is that im LITERALLY unbannable cause chat would riot (/joking)
 Mr_Horrible: @josh___something I mean that's just because DNF Duel is a Sickos (tm) game
spritedragon_: yoooooooo, elden ring dlc?!
  corianderd: everyone lives?
 theeffohzero: Might have to channel solar titan again G
 azninsect: oooh elden ring
 simplydavemn: Looking good.
 jacqui_lantern234: @corianderd just this once, Rose?
 josh___something: NOM
OVERKiLL!: "..He's charging the doorGOODLUCK"🦛
  corianderd: nm
 theeffohzero: Were getting there gang
marmalade_pen: @corianderd just this once rose, everybody lives
 Seth_Erickson: you didn't have the stamina for double graham I think is what was happening there
 BusTed: Graham just put a major debuff on the group
AsheCrimson: This is def the run
rayndeon: poison flower ash with poison arrows doing work
 Mr_Horrible: "Unless something catastrophic happens"
 jacqui_lantern234: @marmalade_pen we have a knower!!!
 BusTed: nice
 TheDevil_Risen: GG
 Seth_Erickson: 
 azninsect: 
  TXC2:   
AsheCrimson: Lets gooo
 Mr_Horrible: House Hippo Felled
 novrdd:   
 RandomTrivia: 
 accountmadeforants: 
 Kipstar: well done
 josh___something: Anyways, to put adam on blast again. He LITERALLY PLAYED "Grappler" in DNF duel
 NightValien28: huzzah
 saucemaster5000: Money on hippo, I have a mortgage to pa-SHIT
 jacqui_lantern234: LETS GO
 theeffohzero: Good shit
 Seth_Erickson: 
 TheDevil_Risen:   
 ThorSokar:     
 RockPusher:    
spritedragon_: scibidi scadoo
 jacqui_lantern234: @saucemaster5000 get juiced 
 Mr_Horrible: Ian has somehow found every possible unorthodox route
 theeffohzero: Ain't grappler trash in DNF?
 7gorobei:   
 flustered_blue: that Hippo reminds me of Medieval drawings of lions
 jacqui_lantern234: @Mr_Horrible least surprising turn of events tbh
 Mr_Horrible: @jacqui_lantern234 very true
 TehAmelie: when i read "Brave Sir Robin has activated" i only hear the wong
 Mr_Horrible: @flustered_blue knowing Miyazaki and the design team's inclinations I would not be at all surprised if that's why it's in here
 Seth_Erickson: are we resetting builds Graham 👀
 simplydavemn: Of the Bud?    Does it get your enemy stoned?
 Seth_Erickson: You could go talk to renalla too
AsheCrimson: Good LORD lmao
 spawnofhastur: nice hat.
 jacqui_lantern234: yes, graham, yes 😈
 Seth_Erickson: reasonable
 RockPusher: !gant
  LRRbot: ɢᴀɴᴛ ɢᴀɴᴛ
 ShifuDaxiongmao: Graham getting serious now! 
 TehAmelie: well, spear and shield is pretty classic
 Decem_Lampas: this polearm is very cool
 theeffohzero: Everyone of all shapes and sizes, I shall rejoin you all again for now I have social obligations to attend to
 saucemaster5000: It took me forever to get to messmer from here, curious how they do it
 TheDevil_Risen: nice cannon, is it cannon tho?
rayndeon: the damage
 theeffohzero: Take care everyone
  TXC2: so long theeffohzero  stay safe
 Pywodwagon: 0 scadu gonna be like that
 Decem_Lampas: this is my favorite part of seemless co-op is just running through levels
 Seth_Erickson: this is 1 scadu Pywo
 jacqui_lantern234: @theeffohzero later 
 spawnofhastur: graham i'm not trying to be critical but why aren't you wearing pants
 jacqui_lantern234: @Seth_Erickson blue scadu, we can too
  corianderd: i also forget about adam
rayndeon: the cannons nice for pvp, but not that great for pve
 shurtal: The four of you just breaking into government buildings, ducking shit up "MESSMER YOU OWE 3 BILLION IN DELINQUENT RUNE PAYMENTS"
  adi_pie: Thaat weapon is so cool. I never got to try it on my first go through.
 simplydavemn: Did Graham just do a Rwby move?
 jacqui_lantern234: @adi_pie YOURE so cool 
spritedragon_: are the enemies so chonky because it’s multiplayer?
  TXC2: spritedragon_  yes
rayndeon: @spritedragon_ that and they're on 1 scadutree blessing
 jacqui_lantern234: "Rot Proc" was my nickname in high school 
spritedragon_: ahh wa’ouw
 Mai_Andra: prot rock?  like what Kathleen plays on Saturday nights? ♫
spritedragon_: @rayndeon oh I see 👀
 Boomyakalolo: good night all it's 3 am here
  TXC2: so long Boomyakalolo  sleep well
 BusTed: they had an anti-air
 Decem_Lampas: the bow jump attack is very good too
rayndeon: that's the fastest way to use a bow normally i think
 spawnofhastur: that move is effectively asking the enemies to start skeet shooting
  TXC2: Prot rot, baby prot rot!
 accountmadeforants: They showcased that bow jump attack in the trailers so much, they were so proud
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 finestotter: Your telling me a thon gifted all these subs?!
 shurtal: With that shield on his back, Graham just might be turtle-y enough for the Turtle Club
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 krfsm: cyberbullying!
 jacqui_lantern234: "other side of hippo" is the name of my new Prog Rock band 
AsheCrimson: Lmao curbstomping that ONE guy
rayndeon: it is a super anime ash
  TXC2: we are bullying this little guy
 simplydavemn: "The other side of Hippo' sounds like a self help book.
  adi_pie: Have you considered just not getting hit?
marmalade_pen: human screaman
 Front_Ranger: that bear roar is hilarious
 rentar42: so is flame magic thematically still madness-related?
  TXC2: Supplies
 rentar42: some fries
 Seth_Erickson: @rentar42 no there are 3 different types of flame magics in elden ring
 SuitablyEpic: @rentar42 not all fire is madness
 Seth_Erickson: 4 technically
 accountmadeforants: Hop up by the right, i assume
 Seth_Erickson: Ghostflame, Messmer's Flame, Regular Flame, and Madness' Flame
 accountmadeforants: Yee
 Front_Ranger: Parkour!
 RandomTrivia: 
 azninsect: 
 Seth_Erickson: gotta pull the lever and then cross the specimens
  TXC2: he's just a guy with a spear, he has not range attack, he's Graham
 simplydavemn: The spear that doubles as a shake-weight!
 MrQwasu: had to go for a meeting, did G respec?
 spawnofhastur: did it take anyone else a long time to realise that almost all the major characters in Elden Ring have names which start with G, R, R, and M?
 simplydavemn: @MrQwasu Yeah, but only slightly.   He wanted to use this spear for a bit.
rayndeon: it's the fastest way to use bow attacks i believe
 Krektogar: jump attack on a bow? what kind of Elden Ring nonsense is this? 
 Seth_Erickson: cross the big body first Graham the specimen that is
rayndeon: the same even applies with greatbows to more quickly reset when you can fire another great arrow
 accountmadeforants: Yeah, climb the feet
 saucemaster5000: blame the healer, it is The Way
 Decem_Lampas: feet
 spawnofhastur: Sexto Bloachoop is a magnificent name.
 Seth_Erickson: Graham up the big statue with the feet right next to the bridge
  TXC2: wow from are getting generous in their old age 
 MrGibberish: I think I know the short cut you are trying for. I saw it at sgdq earlier this month
  Chaos Treader: Don’t you go up the body?
 Mr_Horrible: "This is not my  beautiful encounter... this is not my beautiful enemy..."
  TXC2: attacking me? but I'm the protag!
 spawnofhastur: i've never played a fromsoft game but a friend has informed me that every fromsoft game is effectively a series of ways of finding the most effective way to stab the enemy in the taint.
spritedragon_: the peet’s?!
 tenthtechpriest: wait you can go up that way?
 rentar42: de-feet the tiny milita first
  TXC2: spawnofhastur  pretty much
  corianderd: there's spotlights on the statue
 snowewolf: They had the option to ad the Toes and did not
marmalade_pen: i imagine that would tickle
 saucemaster5000: I like that the spotlishgt showcase the important stuff
 saucemaster5000: like the rump
  TXC2: 4th floor, men's wear
 CaptainChibale: so I'm listening while I play Scrapnaut and the little comments are highly entertaining. especially things like 'no not me'
rayndeon: probably the most complex legacy dungeon besides leyndell
 Decem_Lampas: shadow keep is the coolest legacy dungeon
 BusTed: 
 spawnofhastur: roaul duke's nightmare
  TXC2: o7
 rentar42: Adam!
 RandomTrivia: 
 CaptainChibale: gbye
 saucemaster5000: yeah leyndell still takes the cake, but shadowkeep is very big/fun
 NightValien28: gone forever
  adi_pie: You should go down to check on him
fungal_bird: 
spritedragon_: precarious steppy
AsheCrimson: o7
  corianderd: gravity is the most powerful damage in the game
 Alchemistmerlin: There goes my heeeero, watch him as he gooooooes
Dragonguy777: Lol
 Laurence72: New expansion of D2 looks different...
 saucemaster5000: @corianderd Just saying instakill one hits are kinda OP
 Mr_Horrible: ominous
 Mr_Horrible: nvm, incredible
 spawnofhastur: graham is too cool for pants
 Seth_Erickson: lever and then body walk again
 CaptainChibale: it's no pants day.
 Mr_Horrible: to be fair, with armor like that *I'd* need a breeze too
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/GlutenFreeColdbloodedBeeFUNgineer-tGFHB3i_TotB28Q8
AsheCrimson: I like to imagine the boots have little bells on them lol
  corianderd: this is the way I went
 shurtal: Graham looks like he's gonna fart in the kings face then get thrown  in the oublliett
 accountmadeforants: Now I gotta know how Ian got here
  corianderd: ian laughed at me falling off things
 saucemaster5000: you can absolutely randomply jump off a platform from another way and find your way to the boss
 rentar42: steak o' 'merica?
 saucemaster5000: this dungeon rules
 CaptainChibale: this looks really cool
 CaptainChibale: I'd get so lost XD
 simplydavemn: He's a Raid boss?   Is he a SHadow Legend too?
 TheDevil_Risen: that is a sick sword
 Niahlah: !subathon
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  TXC2: the heck was that move Graham did 
  corianderd: flame spear very cool
rayndeon: the romina poleblade ash of war
 RandomTrivia: I feel like an enemy whose healthbar is above their head shouldn't be able to chunk 2/3 of a player's health at that kind of range
  TXC2: fancy
 TheDevil_Risen: butterflies 
spritedragon_: pretty
 bagfullofbees: oooh, butterflies!
 TheDevil_Risen: pretty
 Decem_Lampas: milady flame spear was a lot of my first dlc playthrough
spritedragon_: I love Romina
  TXC2: "stop giving me butterflies"
 LeokadiaBosko: She's the best magic girl
  adi_pie: Hellstar Romina
 Orxolon: thank God there's no friendly fire
 Didero: @RandomTrivia Yeah, this co-op mod might be buffing enemies a bit too much
 JoanneG110: looks like a final fantasy moove
 Seth_Erickson: banger cutscenes incoming
 Seth_Erickson: wouldst thou truly lordship sanction
 Decem_Lampas: I think you can turn on friendly fire in the mod
 jacqui_lantern234: Blue Scadu 
 Orxolon: xD
AsheCrimson: LOL
 TheDevil_Risen: WoW
rayndeon: @Orxolon you can turn it on in this mod
 RandomTrivia: 
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 CaptainChibale: love the no-pants in cutscenes XD
 TheDevil_Risen: nice legs bro
 Mai_Andra: ♫ ski-doo bee-doo ♪
 Decem_Lampas: 🐍
 Mr_Horrible: "Thy fit is cursed, Tarnished"
 15__uwu__02: 
 LeokadiaBosko: That outfit is very good
 PMAvers: snek. snek. oh, it's a snek.
  TXC2: SNAAAAKE it's a snake
 TheDevil_Risen: DANGER NOODLE!
 spawnofhastur: Messmer has his snake out, Graham almost has his snake out...
 Mr_Horrible: the snake with that "Really?" expression
  TXC2: oh no he's hot
 simplydavemn: Snakes, why did have to be snakes?   I mean the are such dicks...
 jacqui_lantern234: Messmer? i hardly know her!!!
 Orxolon: kinda racist my guy
 spawnofhastur: @TXC2 literally
 TheDevil_Risen: its a really good looking danger noodle imo
 McArgh: 400
 Mr_Horrible: "Now strictly speaking I have the grace of gold, I've just been stripped of pants"
  TXC2: this is the final DLC boss right?
 Seth_Erickson: yeah for sure
 Decem_Lampas: the dinky little bone bow 
 RockPusher: pew pew pew
rayndeon: is that the bone bow?
  TXC2: machine gun Adam
 I_Am_Clockwork: Curse You, Impale!
 accountmadeforants: Bone bow is rad
 Mr_Horrible: now you get why he's burning through those arrow stocks
 saucemaster5000: lmao, smash cut to adam just hitting r1 and nothing else is REALLY funny
 TheDevil_Risen: Adam didn't skip arm day to do that
 forcedreject: Messmer the Impaled
 PMAvers: There was, indeed, a fire fight.
spritedragon_: bleed arrows?
 spawnofhastur: man messmer's legs are hella skinny too
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AsheCrimson: Wuh oh
 I_Am_Clockwork: oh cripes, its almost 2am? I need to go to Bed!
  TXC2: Messmer skips leg day, does 4  upper body work outs a week
  TXC2: so long I_Am_Clockwork  sleep well
 I_Am_Clockwork: later friendos
 accountmadeforants: Mesmer matches Graham
 Mr_Horrible: 'night Clockwork o/
 I_Am_Clockwork: Good luck with the snake man spear poke
 RandomTrivia: Sleep well, I_Am_Clockwork
AsheCrimson: Night Clockwork
BrindleBoar: Messmer's Flussy
 Mr_Horrible: "Twink Death" but it's just the twink killing you
 saucemaster5000: you got 10 minutes,k glhf gamers
 Seth_Erickson: I will say it would be very funny to see all four of you just blasting him with arrows
 Mr_Horrible: "This has been Messmer the Impaler... signing off"
 Decem_Lampas: it does have a weirdly uplifting cadence to it
Jolly: is this bonus stream? I can't find it in the schedule
spritedragon_: what buff does crabe give you?
  TXC2: Messmer with Walter Cronkite's voice
 spawnofhastur: mmm, crustracean
 Mr_Horrible: honestly if Messmer was shilling a tote bag I'd probably bite
 Mangledpixel: Hi Messmer. Did you Mess me?
 spawnofhastur: i like how he gives approximately zero fucks about any and all arrows
  TXC2: hello Mangledpixel  welcome
  corianderd: didn't we already fight this porcupine?
 josh___something: everyone saw that, right?
 Mazrae: Fill this man with arrows??
  TXC2: Adam makes his own Porcupines
 rentar42: "I got better"
 RandomTrivia: Impaler? More like Messmer the Impaled
  TXC2: "I thought you were dead" "I was  "
  adi_pie: Love this scene
 josh___something: CW: EYE STUFF
 Alchemistmerlin: Messmer stopping mid-fight to try and remember if he left the stove on
 Seth_Erickson: eye stuff
  adi_pie: Look away if you hate eye stuff, chat
 PMAvers:     
 Tarnius: Thaaank you for that CW.
 hackingducks: eye stuff meaning.... oh
  corianderd: shout out to my mom
 josh___something: Chunky
 Didero: Nice of us to give this dude time to monologue mid-fight
  TXC2: yeap, that's a nope
 RandomTrivia: Oh thank fuck they didn't actually animate it
 invalidCards: Yum
 Didero: Thanks for the content warning!
 Alchemistmerlin: Oh grapes
jolly_does_art: is this a bonus stream or am I bad at reading the schedule?
 saucemaster5000: Streamer show eye socket
  corianderd: fresh grapes
 RandomTrivia: SFX doing WAY too much work
 tenthtechpriest: grapes!
 PMAvers: Oh, a delicious grape.
 eDRoaCH: Mom grape
 Mr_Horrible: Elden Ring has taught me that's a grape
spritedragon_: delicious grape
  adi_pie: It's glass, do not eat
 Pywodwagon: it’s at least not his real eye
 Seth_Erickson: oh midra
 RandomTrivia: 
 simplydavemn: Same thing happened to Beej.
 josh___something: 
  adi_pie: Oh yeah
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 Decem_Lampas: but also what they do show is horrifying
 saucemaster5000: @Seth_Erickson midra mentioned???
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: specifically not a grape, but a stone orb
 saucemaster5000: midra best boss
  corianderd: if it looks like a grape, it's a grape
 RebekahWSD: I hate the eyeball things at the start of Baldur's Gate 3 even, eurghghg
spritedragon_: the divine gate in the lore trailer is so messed up
  adi_pie: Anyway, now that we see all the snakes and scales I just have to say: "Would"
 Seth_Erickson: @saucemaster5000 midra's one of the top 3 for sure
 spawnofhastur: henlo snek friend
AsheCrimson: o h
 tenthtechpriest: Forgive me Zanzibart, elden ring version
TheLodgium: Or pouring/drinking drinks (see: Mass Effect)
  TXC2: cutscene is over
 Mazrae: Giant danger noodle
 Mr_Horrible: "This serpent? Based"
 invalidCards: Snake eyes?
 RandomTrivia: WHAT
 eDRoaCH: Today on Snake Discovery...
 RebekahWSD: Yewoch
AsheCrimson: OOF
 snowewolf: We found out who owns all those Speirs
  corianderd: he's based
 LeokadiaBosko: This is a super fun fight
 RandomTrivia: Uh
 jacqui_lantern234: @corianderd based on what?
 Decem_Lampas: oh no
 invalidCards: Something's happening!
 Seth_Erickson: what techniques are these
 TheDevil_Risen: oh my
 isupor: he's having some issues i think
  TXC2: is that stamina bar bugged ?
  adi_pie: That's amazing
 RandomTrivia: Some stuff is sure happening
AsheCrimson: Huh
 RandomTrivia: WHAT THE POISE
 Didero: That's quite a lot of stamina
 eDRoaCH: His final form: Thwomp
 josh___something: uhh?!?!
 saucemaster5000: game of the year
BrindleBoar: Base Schroedinger Messmer
 RandomTrivia: 
 TheDevil_Risen: what is even happening?
AsheCrimson: YEEEAH
 Seth_Erickson: damn messmer's got a crazy phase 2
rayndeon: the hidden tech
 adept_nekomancer: Messmer used teleport!  It wasn't very effective.
 forcedreject: BEHOLD, THE POWER OF A GRAPPLER
 RebekahWSD: Hm.
 Tangsm: He's both alive and dead.
 RockPusher: Boss has located a couple extra spacial dimensions
physics pony: big snake or snake big?
 jacqui_lantern234: @eDRoaCH URGH
 invalidCards: What in the goddamn
 accountmadeforants: 
rayndeon: the speedrun strat unlocked
 RandomTrivia: Truly, a masterpiece 
 JoanneG110: gget cheesed
  TXC2: VIDEO GAMES !
  adi_pie: LMAO
 Seth_Erickson: this is what we've come for here
 Didero: Exactly like Miyazaki intended
AsheCrimson: YES
 rentar42: ok, guys, I need an in-universe lore explanation for that ...
 Mr_Horrible: incredible
 sephsays: kill that one spot in the ground in particular
  corianderd: nice micro
 ThisistheMasterM: what the hell did I come in on?
AsheCrimson: AMAZING
 FarleyF:    
 Decem_Lampas: got hawkeyed
 BluJester: 10/10 no notes
UtilityPunk: Lol, multilayer syncing bug?
  TXC2: flawless masterpeice, 10/10 GOTY
 FarleyF: the power of Otaku Jeff
 PMAvers: Well, you see, there was this scientist who went by the name of Gaster...
rayndeon: the greater will decided he loses
 Seth_Erickson: all snakes can just do this Rentar
 ThisistheMasterM: he fell into the sub ocean?
 jj_q: snakes are duplicitous bastards
spritedragon_: you awakened Messmer’s planeswalker spark
 TheDevil_Risen: there were SO MANY ARROWS
  Chaos Treader: This is the sub-a-thon. It should be on the google schedule. On the normal schedule it might be off the hours it shows depending on time zones.
 jacqui_lantern234:  ADAM
  adi_pie: Adam has to invoice those arrows to the Moonbase.
 invalidCards: But you didn't do anything!
AsheCrimson: I must go now, my planet needs me
  TXC2: fails to elaborate
  corianderd: cosmic rays man
 Mangledpixel: which may or may not have actually happened
 ThisistheMasterM: oh yeah that Mario speed run story is amazing
 Seth_Erickson: I would simply be better
 RebekahWSD: Simply Become God
 saucemaster5000: neutrinos the breakfast of champions confirmed
 TheDevil_Risen: hahahaha
 ashteranic: Neutrino Assisted Speedrun
 measureofhope: Outside assistance, run invalid
 itmightbemikey: The consensus now is cart tilting but the cosmic ray story is more funner
 ashteranic: pity the acronym NAS is taken
 PMAvers: I mean, a lot of stars are tools.
  TXC2: outside influence
 the_lone_bard: I don't think you're a tool Ian 
 tenthtechpriest: A lot of movie stars are tools
 nyoomgoom: they're surprise tools that will help us later
 Orxolon: did that happened?that story's crazy
 jj_q: cut to speed running within banks of microwaves
 ParanoidRabbit: I'd say a star is a battery
 TehAmelie: it certainly has to count as a run with prior preparation
 TheDevil_Risen: its a wipe 
CommonMollusc: only if you can pick it up or otherwise operate it, Ian
 TheDevil_Risen: reset!
 invalidCards: It's going... quite well
 ContingentCat: is a star a sandwich?
 rentar42: I've heard that apparently this boss does not mess around ...
 Decem_Lampas: if anything just less 1 hits
ghyllnox: If you were not alive at the time the "tool" was "operated" can it really be said that your run was tool-assisted
 saucemaster5000: streams almost over, pump to 20?
  adi_pie: 2-3 Scadu
 FarleyF: !next
 Mangledpixel: a star is hardware, but it is not certified Nintendo first party hardware
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Overnight Watch-A-Long at Fri 02:00 AM PDT (35s from now).
 Seth_Erickson: thinking a clean 5 scadu personally
 invalidCards: I don't think he won it
 FarleyF: aw yeah it does start at 7PM Mad MAx Time
 99FineLines: call it a draw
 saucemaster5000: Okay now my mortgae can be pai-SHIT
 jj_q: push tp 21. twist till you bust
 RubikDarkwill: Has the sous vide been checked?
 99FineLines: ok that's it. */ unvides your soude */
 TheDevil_Risen: oh my
AsheCrimson: jeez, it's 4 am my time zone lol, Glad I hopped in for a bit, have a good one everyone, good luck tarnished!
 invalidCards: Put that away Graham
 GazzyInferno: god at eye level too
 TheDevil_Risen: did we just see what i think we saw?
 Casual_Thurston: naughty
 bakerydragon: ToS? on that sitting down animation
 jj_q: natures majesty in all its glory
 99FineLines: so no head?
 invalidCards: lmao
 bakerydragon: XD
 TheDevil_Risen: HAHAHAHA
 GazzyInferno: TOS
 Alchemistmerlin: turn your head and cough
 TehAmelie: testify
 RockPusher:  
 jj_q: past the elden ring, the elden prostate
 Casual_Thurston: Brave Sir Robin, nice
 99FineLines: try tongue but whole
 jj_q: coming soon?
 TehAmelie: is this when Graham becomes the enw pope?
 adept_nekomancer: You can't just mess with his elden ring like that
 TheDevil_Risen: https://clips.twitch.tv/StormyHorribleSkirretMikeHogu-vP3DfIqY1gKGj-NF
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/BusyUnusualVanillaBrainSlug-0JwYqhCjeg5bSvKm
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/EagerFitLadiesDBstyle-H5rx04RpO6Sfawn6
 Mr_Horrible: I mean, in the fanart, sure
 ParanoidRabbit: Woo! Spring break!
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 MrGibberish: Shadow five is a huge difference
  TXC2: quton  
  corianderd: chuckled too soon
 Kuckles: @quton Thanks for the gift sub!
 ParanoidRabbit: Dat stamina bar!
 99FineLines: Adam's stamina bar.....it's so BIIIIIG.
 bakerydragon: The disrespect XD
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 Seth_Erickson: damn messmer outplayed
  TXC2: what is up with that stamina bar
 99FineLines: i want a cup of that bar's piss
 LeokadiaBosko: This mod seems to introduce a lot of little visual bugs
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 Laurence72: @99FineLines And then I want to test it for drugs!
 Mazrae: What does shadow lvl 5 mean
  TXC2: I wonder if that is the maxium size of the stamina bar
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @Mazrae special player buffs based off of items you collect around the dlc map
 LeokadiaBosko: In the DLC there's an additional leveling system that only applies to the DLC, where each blessing level increases your damage and reduces incoming damage
 saucemaster5000: @Mazrae in the dlc levels don't matter, much, but shadow/scadu level equals scaling those levels you already put in up
 LeokadiaBosko: You get them by collecting an item rather than grinding runes
spritedragon_: I was fighting Romina on a character at ng+14 yesterday and she was much chonkier and it was so cool; usually she doesn’t last long enough to show off her cool moves
 99FineLines: large lad is doing work
 TheDevil_Risen: awww
 TheDevil_Risen: good effort
 RandomTrivia: Good effort
 99FineLines: eeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr one more?
 Mangledpixel: Adamless behaviour
 RandomTrivia: Is that what the kids are calling it now?
 CaptainChibale: that was pretty great
 isupor: the goue, if you will
 isupor: goupe
 quton: back to full squad
 RandomTrivia: First try, every try
 RandomTrivia: You've got this!
  TXC2: the gang's all here
 Didero: He can't cool it, he's literally on fire
 bakerydragon: an absolute pincushion from all those arrows. I love seeing so many different builds here
 99FineLines: hey who won the oki tournament ?
 PMAvers: Snake EAAAAAATAH
  adi_pie: God he's so cool
  TXC2: enough never is
 saucemaster5000: holy shit that bleed proc
  corianderd: the golem is stanking?
 LeokadiaBosko: I love the smith summon, he's good at holding attention and at max level he's almost immune to dragon fire breath
 bakerydragon: @corianderd Worse, see that checkered pattern? It's Skanking!
 Incandescent_Zubat: fell asleep to a movie and woke up to elden ring. who all’s playing?
 saucemaster5000: tank asking ranged char to take aggro smh
 99FineLines: down to the wire
 RebekahWSD: You made yourself look all tasty to the beast
  TXC2: the tank has no complaint equity about pulling agro 
  TXC2: come one Adam!
 josh___something: Nooooooooo
 invalidCards: Rip
 Orxolon: noooooooooooo
 RebekahWSD: noooo
  TXC2: Heartbreak!
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: robbed
 quton: nooooo
 62MGcobra: 
 Mr_Horrible: the magic pixel
fungal_bird: RIP
spritedragon_:   
 josh___something: uno mas?
 RockPusher: 
 99FineLines: one more one more one more
 saucemaster5000: mods, make this player have 97 arrows each pouch
 bakerydragon: wp you totally got this!
 eDRoaCH: Adam needs a golem
  TXC2: vibing, in his lane
fungal_bird: Uuuuhh
fungal_bird: One more?
 bakerydragon: heh
  TXC2: uno mas ?
rayndeon: up a blessing level?
 Didero: It's only 2 am, after all 
 Laurence72: Last call for Elden Boss!
Kingsgrave: Boss fightin'?
Kingsgrave: I just got here.
 saucemaster5000: calling it now, the calssic "almost won" bad next run fromsoft experience
 Didero: Bleh, I've got a work meeting in a few minutes... Why does work always have to get in the way of the important stuff, like watching some Canadians play a videogame?
 Laurence72: Royal Rumble him! Throw him over the railing!
 saucemaster5000: yup
 invalidCards: welp
 bakerydragon: C'est la vie
 jarnatan: Elden Wrong
  TXC2: Didero  blame capitalism
 Mr_Horrible: such is life in the Lands
 accountmadeforants: Messmer can be rotted, but not sleep-ed or madness-ed
 invalidCards: rip Ian
 bakerydragon: We've had first tank yes, but what about second tank?
Jamie Dytham: 😢👌💯
Punching_Bag: snake?
  corianderd: angro
spritedragon_: this snek is NOT based
 saucemaster5000: angro -- 2Am for aggro
 LeokadiaBosko: Which weapon fires arrows that fast?
 goateedave86: What you need is a reeeeaaaallly big mongoose
 99FineLines: @LeokadiaBosko a gun
 bagfullofbees: I couldn't tell, did the arrows stay in him when he transitioned?
 accountmadeforants: Bone Bow is what's so fast
 definenull: noooo
 quton: cmon golem
  adi_pie: Watching the fight from that far just puts me in mind of the RE6 stream with Chris doing cartwheels around zombies
 bakerydragon: Go Go GOlem
  TXC2: a golem, a healer and a pocket full of dreams
 bakerydragon: not news but dang this game is pretty
rayndeon: he's weak to holy funnily enough
  adi_pie: Management is here to give him his pink slip
 saucemaster5000: what are the lore implications to have a nice day?
 kaziel0: For someone who hasn't played this before, how do you recover mana?
 ArdentSlacker: I do kinda love Messmer committing to the snake bit.
 saucemaster5000: @kaziel0 simplest way is flasks
 bakerydragon: You got this!
  TXC2: kaziel0  you have an item to refill it, that's about it
 definenull: noooo
 definenull: rip golem
 goateedave86: Wait, this isn't Animal Crossing
rayndeon: goodbye
 kaziel0: Doesn't naturally recover, like stamina?
 invalidCards: rip in piss
 definenull: ggs ggs ggs
  TXC2: RIP
 Mr_Horrible: oh  he's had *enough* of you
 josh___something: Speaking of
 Mr_Horrible: 
 quton: yoinked
 saucemaster5000: @kaziel0 you have a set amount of flasks and can set how many mana/health stuff you got
 RandomTrivia: GGs 
 isupor: ggs
 bakerydragon: at least you died offscreen
 bagfullofbees: nice dramatic finish
 RockPusher: 
spritedragon_: thamk for strim
 RockPusher:   
  TXC2: we know when we're not wanted 
 kaziel0: @saucemaster5000 Thanks!
 Seth_Erickson: Ggs very much enjoyable
 Orxolon: thanks for the stream!
 warpstonewarlock: Oh, so the Watch-a-Long hasn't started yet. Phew
 Mr_Horrible: absolutely banger time, thanks for the run, gang
 quton: 
  adi_pie: This is a fighting game after all. It ended on a Command Grab
 RandomTrivia: Thanks everyone, that was a great show    
  TXC2: thanks for streaming LRR
 Mr_Horrible: Adam on BM Hunter
 Mr_Horrible: got his 2-button roto
rayndeon: adam was your adc
 bakerydragon: thanks all for the stream
 RockPusher: Thank you Ian, Adam, Ben 
Adam Steel: It seems for me in the UK at least, some of the streams don’t show on the LRR site because it wasn’t designed for 24hr listings, but the google calendar version works ok
  MrSVCD: !time
 RockPusher: Thank you Graham 
 snowewolf: yo what time is it G - 10:20 by me
 mindrevolt:  
 bagfullofbees: Thanks for the stream y'all, love u
  TXC2: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time:  2:19 AM
spritedragon_: messing with messmer
 accountmadeforants: We got ranged DPS, melee DPS, tank, and healer
 99FineLines: he thinks he messed up and is sad
 bakerydragon: oh no! buddy you did good I promise (to the golem)
 kaziel0: Thanks for the stream, team!
  TXC2: !subathon
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 Shadwhawk: 35 hours until the capped end
 invalidCards: Good night Graham, hope you get a good night's sleep o/
 RandomTrivia: Graham on the second 2am finish of the week 
 josh___something: It's been 19 hours left for SO LONG
 RockPusher: rest well!
 azninsect: 
marmalade_pen: i thought adam was gonna say before bed
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 2:18 AM
 heartofgoldfish: Is the Ham Cam in place???
  TXC2: Sleep well!
 RandomTrivia: Sleep well! 
 krfsm: goodnight!
Fragged_Templar: bye graham
 quton: good night!
 Serpens77: gg, G
  TXC2: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
 99FineLines: i have eight weighted blankets so i can gym and bed at the same time
 Mr_Horrible: thanks for the show, lads 
  adi_pie: Oh right, it's past noon. I also need to get to my day. Have fun, folks. Stay nice, Chat.
 isupor: @99FineLines this is genius
 RockPusher holds
 invalidCards: The slow spin of the chair is really quite calming
 spookittyAsh: did almost forget my night meds, thanks Lrrbot
 RockPusher: later adi_pie
  TXC2: so long adi_pie  stay safe
 RockPusher: Bye G
 invalidCards: Bye Graham!
 TheDevil_Risen: Night all 
 azninsect: bye G
  TXC2: Here we GO!
 azninsect: eyyy watchalong
Blythus: Thanks LRR!
Blythus: GGs!
 RockPusher:   
  TXC2: that sound 
 azninsect: swap and shop!
  TXC2: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time:  2:21 AM
 bakerydragon: Mario Odyssey predicted!
ghyllnox: Yussss swap and shop
marmalade_pen: the shap and swop
 Laurence72: And may ask yourself, What am I doing here?
 eDRoaCH: Always thought lrr should do a yogcinemq
 99FineLines: this is not my impracical car
 FarleyF: Ian is picking you up because he's a smooth operator
 Serpens77: this is not my impractical wife
 Orxolon: is this the one with Jacob or the 1st one?
 bagfullofbees: @Orxolon the 1st one
 azninsect: swap and/or shop
 josh___something: Is this the one with jacob?
 Orxolon: @bagfullofbees thx
 bagfullofbees: @josh___something nope, sry
 99FineLines: shwoap
 hackingducks: the recreation center named for the subducting plate under victoria.
  TXC2: I suspect the Jacob version of this will be later this Watch a long
Fragged_Templar: I hope so
marmalade_pen: movebases
 hackingducks: it really doesn't bother you that ian's car is wrong-side drive until you see it from the driver's perspective
  TXC2: this sunday sunday sunday! it'll be sunday!
 ContingentCat: capitalism strikes again
 RockPusher: 
 nyoomgoom: this was already a year ago, my goodness
 heartofgoldfish: Fun fact: Ben is actually sitting in Ian's car this entire time
 incredulouspasserby: @nyoomgoom to the day plus 2.5 hours
fungal_bird: Did they at least crack the window? o_0
 bakerydragon: does the "swap" mean that people may do bartering rather than just cash money buying?
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 nyoomgoom: incredulouspasserby yeah!
 hackingducks: @bakerydragon yeah
fungal_bird: @bakerydragon yup!
 bakerydragon: oh dang!
 bakerydragon: I've not been to a garage sale in the UK in decades but never thought of that
 nyoomgoom: there was a foster's home for imaginary friends episode about a swap meet
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 99FineLines: feel like i need a geiger counter at some events like this, a lot of
 99FineLines: radium gets into things
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 hackingducks: those used to be controlled by big ol' rheostats
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 99FineLines: canadian kids tv secret lair when
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  MrPhlip: Meat Shredding Solution was the name of my band in high school
 99FineLines: We are Unbranded Meat Shredder and we do not have a fourth song
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @99FineLines the Enzo flip card showcasing his season 3 timeskip design would be incredible
 bagfullofbees: @MrPhlip I wish I knew more about actual bands so that I could make jokes like this
 nyoomgoom: ough a life preserver ring is 100% some miscellaneous item i would pick up from a swap meet because it looks cool but not know what to do with
  MrPhlip: @bagfullofbees oh yeah, I wish I could make more "<x> is my <y> cover band" jokes but I can never think of a <y>
 nyoomgoom: or at least i'd think about it real hard
 bagfullofbees: @MrPhlip same
 99FineLines: making "is a band" jokes is 95% confidence 5% intelligence.
 hackingducks: @nyoomgoom stick it on a wall and call it kitschy art.
  TXC2: MrPhlip  same
 Mangledpixel: @MrPhlip a useful backup joke is "<x> is my new <g> band" where <g> is a music genre
 99FineLines: well i'm sad cafe
NotSoLuckyLydia: Yeah, "Unbranded Meat Shredder" is a pretty good name for a goregrind band 
 isupor: hey chat what time is morning coffee?
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: boo, UT3 jumpscare
 nyoomgoom: @hackingducks yeah pretty much! especially in the bathroom to imply it's necessary in there somehow
  TXC2: isupor  6am local
  TXC2: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time:  2:36 AM
  TXC2: !events
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 99FineLines: Watchalong is another 3.5 hours then it's coffee
 Wolfstrike_NL: might be 20 minutes delayed because elden ring coop went longer
  MrPhlip: Vintage 1930s baked goods?
 isupor: awesome thanks
 99FineLines: edible pastry blind box
 bakerydragon: forgot name, but you were right about geiger counter whoever you were
 an_archist2: when are we getting the radium-lined cards secret lair?
Critterbot: What a cute car! 
 Grevas13: our descendants are going to talk about our plastic the same way we talk about uranium glass and leaded gasoline
 99FineLines: it's either the microplastics or the social media
Critterbot: With two cute gentlemen inside it. 
  TXC2: 99FineLines  the two genders
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: current social media in 100 years is either going to be a fascinating, comprehensive time capsule, or a totally lost facet of our civilization with no remaining context
 bakerydragon: @TXC2 makes me laugh and cry but yeah
  MrPhlip: "We decided we'd come down the lagoon. So we pulled up, set up a camera, drove off, and then pulled up again."
 RubikDarkwill: I wonder if the selling one is going to be tonight too
 99FineLines: i don't want our descendants to know how stupid this decade was.
 TheWooglie: are you ruining the magic MrPhlip?
 Grevas13: @MrPhlip when the theatre of the mind isn't enough
 Saintnex: two horns, how bougie 
 Molator: the arrival of ian HORNer
 Wolfstrike_NL: @MrPhlip You mean camera's don't place themselfes in convenient locations?
 99FineLines: "I will pay you to take something"
 bakerydragon: I really enjoyed the GVLOG where G addressed coming into moonbase when camera already inside and was just "look, we both know. just go with it"
 Grevas13: honestly, in the realm of useful superpowers, having magic b-roll cameras always watching you would be convenient.
 DigitalSeahorse: maaaaaaaan, my freezer door was wide open for about 6 hours from something blocking the seal from keeping it closed  
 invalidCards: Oof
 bakerydragon: @DigitalSeahorse oh no!
  MrPhlip: @DigitalSeahorse  
 Molator: @DigitalSeahorse done that before
  TXC2: DigitalSeahorse  oh dear
Invitare: forgot to put the netting on the gun
 DigitalSeahorse:  also I have no pets, hmm maybe I can offer the chicken for the neighbor's cats?
 invalidCards: Yay Qwerpline!
 DigitalSeahorse: and the fish
 sfn____: god the qwerpline sponsors are always so good
 Grevas13: if you're pnw, it's crab season.  crab love spoiled chicken
 isupor: mmmmmm crab
 DigitalSeahorse: I'm in Toronto
 99FineLines: We are Spoiled Chicken and we Do Not have a Record Label.
 bakerydragon: XD
 heartofgoldfish: jesus, edith
 bakerydragon: Love how thirsty Edith always is XD
James Burnett: "Jesus Edith" 😂😂😂
 bakerydragon: in a beautifully chill way
  TXC2: spelled F"unt  right ?
  TXC2: youths or yutes ?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DigitalSeahorse:  plebs
 an_archist2: ooh, the bike lanes!
 bakerydragon: XD
 warpstonewarlock: 
 Mangledpixel: d u s t s
 DigitalSeahorse: Ball 
 PMAvers: *spit-take*
  TXC2: no one says "powders" quite like Beej
 bakerydragon: The pipe network yeah!
 DigitalSeahorse: asbestos anyone?
 nuclearstulle: d u s t s
 josh___something: Thanks michael
 bakerydragon: Michael No! (*deserbus assistant Sharkfist voice*)
 DigitalSeahorse: it's both!
 josh___something: Jesus christ, Ball
 josh___something: Richter, what the fuck?
  TXC2: GO JOE!
 hackingducks: g i joeeeee
 type_variable: oh i see
 type_variable: i didnt make this connection
 bakerydragon: Nev er watched GI Joe so I get *none* of these references, thanks for explaining 😅
 Grevas13: 2 is a lot of missiles if you're prepared for 0 missiles.
  TXC2: I've only seen the live action movies
 bakerydragon: @Grevas13 XD
 nyoomgoom: "even for just one day" thanks, got "heroes" playing in my mind instantly. but like the savage garden version since i've heard that one more than david bowie's
 hackingducks: gotta watch the cartoon to get the full destro experience
 nyoomgoom: wait! not savage garden. the wallflowers.
 ExachixKitsune: that's more than QWRP have employed
  TXC2: Deep salad, yummy yummy
 nyoomgoom: forbidden foliage
 type_variable: can we beep beep back up lmao
 josh___something: Wdym dilator
 hackingducks: kathleen really went above and beyond with the foley on this episode
 Just_Herby: Hey, having a monomym *is* cool
 EikoandMog: I..... have a headache...?
 Just_Herby: Mononym
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  TXC2: do doo do do do !
 LordSaphni: Any mods able to change the Directory were still in Elden Ring?
 ExachixKitsune: QWRP: Truely the Elden Ring of Podcasts
 RockPusher: Richter is the boss, Derek a summons?
 hackingducks: definitely chanterelles were responsible for this.
 invalidCards: There are definitely noises right now
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 Saltpetre_Academic: Apparently looped over a month, so I get to sub twice
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  TXC2: LordSaphni  I would, but I'm gonna go soon, and I don't want to mess with powers beyond human comprehension 
 LordSaphni: @TXC2 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
  TXC2: very nearly did a spit take there
 RandomTrivia: IndieNoNo 
 ShifuDaxiongmao: indienono 
 hackingducks: sorry about the bones
  MrPhlip: ok, good, LRR does own deepsalad.com
 TheDevil_Risen: @TXC2 yo might wanna DM someone that can change the title, its still on Elden Ring
 bakerydragon: the art for qwrpline is so goo
  TXC2: MrPhlip  nice
 bakerydragon: good*
 bakerydragon: like the pipesman logo
 ShifuDaxiongmao: this sure is a thing those Elden Ring fans didn't expect 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
  TXC2: TheDevil_Risen  I already have
 hackingducks: I love that the ad for the satisfactory phylactery basically is "it stinks"
  MrPhlip: I suspect anyone at LRR who could change it is already asleep
 DigitalSeahorse: hehehehehheh
 bakerydragon: *GROAN*
 RandomTrivia: I love how Peak Alex that Crapshot is
 bakerydragon: I love it
 Amentur: I do enjoy that one
 RandomTrivia: Rich!
 TheWanderingNomad: 
 warpstonewarlock: oooh, that's a good one!
 nuclearstulle: xD
 bakerydragon: @RandomTrivia 
 FarleyF: that is the quintisential Alex crapshot
 bakerydragon: It seems both redundant but also super appropriate to "clip" the magazine crapshot
 TheWanderingNomad: Wait Simic Slaw origin!
 hideki101: is the audio off?
 RandomTrivia: @TheWanderingNomad I don't think this is the origin, but the second appearance
 bakerydragon: @TheWanderingNomad I think that was from a previous one that was ravnica based rather than phyrexian
  MrPhlip: audio seems fine to me, @hideki101
  TXC2: hideki101  no, it;s on this end
 josh___something: Hearing it fine for me
 Mangledpixel: hideki101 maybe give it a refresh
 hideki101: seems a bit desynced for me
 ShifuDaxiongmao: James should be a flipwalker, and the name on the backside should be "The other James Turner"
 RandomTrivia: Oh god, how long must the chain of Magic cards have taken to put together
 EikoandMog: @hideki101 Give it a refresh?
 TheWanderingNomad: @bakerydragon Right Simic Slaw came from the Super Bowl-esque episode
 bakerydragon: @hideki101 sseems fine to me
 EikoandMog: @TheWanderingNomad What's the ingredients list for Simic Slaw?
 josh___something: Twitch sometimes desyncs, a refresh or a pause/unpause can fix it
 DigitalSeahorse: his chain is made of MTG cards
 Chronomagistrate: @TheWanderingNomad And then it reappeared in the Murder Mystery
 Mangledpixel: EikoandMog lot of things!
  TXC2: "Is this real? or just all in my head?" "of course it's all in your head, that doesn't make it any less real."
 TheWanderingNomad: @EikoandMog Stuff! And Things!
 bakerydragon: @EikoandMog Lots of things!
marmalade_pen: are they bump in the nights?
 bakerydragon: said in a cheery voice 
 DigitalSeahorse: oi, HE's the one that opened my freezer!
 RandomTrivia: Geist of Saint Daft 
 RandomTrivia: I forgot that one
 josh___something: Is marshall the 4/4?
 Chronomagistrate: Geist of Saint Daft is such a good insult
 Serpens77: GLHF!!
 RandomTrivia: GLHF!
 TheWanderingNomad: GLHF!
  TXC2: going into a void is just what standing up is like most of the time
 bakerydragon: I started watching this before I knew much about magic. I'm getting so many more jokes now!
 cmdrud87: "we're spirits, cause ghosts aren't real"
 hackingducks: such a perfect opportunity to say 'a mental misstep'
 heartofgoldfish: stifle.
 TheWanderingNomad: Damn
 josh___something: Didn't jeremy white actually sell his collection?
 nuclearstulle: Wedge 
 RandomTrivia: Oh hey Wedge
 99FineLines: Glad Wedge is doing better these days
 cmdrud87: except Can nrmally gets hoisted by his own petarde irl
 FarleyF: Wedge - the 'Monster' of Magic and the creator of the numb 1 clip on LRR
 DigitalSeahorse: is audio out of sync for anyone else?
 warpstonewarlock: it's fine here
 FarleyF: i hear Cam still whispers "Sharazad" in his nightmares
 ExachixKitsune: @DigitalSeahorse not here, pause and unpause should fix it
 cmdrud87: sounds fne
 cmdrud87: fine to me
 RandomTrivia: Oh right, I forgot about the careful foreshadowing of Serge's leg 
  TXC2: FarleyF  number 2, number 1 is the Detroit become human clip
 RockPusher: Serge's leg… this would have been around the DB incident 
 DigitalSeahorse: there we go, fixed
 DigitalSeahorse: ty
 FarleyF: @TXC2 is Numb 3 Pocket bacon?
 TheWanderingNomad: Hey Marshall!
 bakerydragon: @RandomTrivia 
 josh___something: Hi marshall!
  TXC2: FarleyF  I think that's a few further down
 cmdrud87: @TXC2 "do you know Detroit was on the Underground Railroad?"
  ritchards: Missy!
  TXC2: cmdrud87  
 josh___something: Famous Wristwatch restoration YouTuber, marshall sutcliffe
 ExachixKitsune: this is why I still repeat "We're all going to die"
 DigitalSeahorse: 
  TXC2: be a WOD not a Wad
 cmdrud87:     
 bakerydragon: One of my favourite jokes they occasionally do on LRR an exhasperated/nonchalant "we're all going to die."
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 bakerydragon: @ExachixKitsune same
 haberley: And get some eggs!
 josh___something: Simic sl-eugh
 99FineLines: is there not a Slaw emote?
 TheWanderingNomad: WHY CAN WE BUY SIMIC SLAW AT THE STORE!?
 FarleyF: you know what that is an oversight
 cmdrud87: "what's even in that? - lots of things"
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 GazzyInferno: alex with the slomo dab
 hackingducks: @99FineLines  close enough
 bagfullofbees: lol Alex dabbing
 DigitalSeahorse:   
  TXC2: so say we all
 ShifuDaxiongmao: Cam played green? now we KNOW it's a fairytale 
 invalidCards: glhf
 HungryTanuki:   
 bakerydragon: I can hear Adam's delivery so clearly from a future episode when Ben is eating the slaw he found in the freezer. "You rolled the dice on *freezer salad* ?!"
 GazzyInferno: and Tiny Serge - who did NOT scoop
 Brozard: Merry Draftsmas, everyone
 RandomTrivia: Pffft, Boom: "Marshall Sutcliffe (?)"
 theGuidingLark: friday night chrass, good times
 99FineLines: it's Medium Serge!
 RandomTrivia: Serge "Tiny Tim" Yager 
 FarleyF: i know - he didnt play the best colour in magic
MattIsAMage: toast!!!
MattIsAMage: bens in the car!!1
 EternalRoxas: monikers throwback letsgooo
  TXC2: CRUMBS AND ALL!
 Brozard: BOTH PIECES
 RockPusher: Jam. Side. Down.
 Orxolon: toast!
 nuclearstulle: TOAST!
 hanzi_keat: I remember this guy from MonikLRRs
 GazzyInferno: now always thinking about how Ben is just off shot watching Ian do this... thing
  TXC2: right chat, exercise time for me, so be good, and keep on subbing!
 cmdrud87: @99FineLines     
 Orxolon: part 3?
 invalidCards: Happy Sunday!
 NovaTiempo: cheesesteak part 1?
 RandomTrivia: See you later, TXC2, have a good one! 
 Mangledpixel: Queesesteak Chest!
 bakerydragon: @TXC2 I hope you have a good day/sleep
 Pywodwagon: oh hey I’m sorta in this video
 HungryTanuki: You're cheesteaking wrong
 bagfullofbees: yay birbs!
 hackingducks: the cheesestakes have never been higher
 Orxolon: @Pywodwagon let us know
 Pywodwagon: pay attention for vague purple blobs in the background of the magic area
 josh___something: Cheesequest!(?)
 RandomTrivia: Oh no
 ExachixKitsune: Warhamster!
 warpstonewarlock: Into the Warp
 Serpens77: into the Warp
 EikoandMog: And he was never seen again
 HungryTanuki: O7 for Ben
 TheWanderingNomad: The WarHams have consumed Ben!
 NovaTiempo: the spelling of the word Cheesesteak dosnt feel right.
 bakerydragon: @Pywodwagon 
 invalidCards: BDM!
 sephsays: is this actually Ben or a genestealrr?
 invalidCards: Met him while deckbuilding for the Commander league at MC Amsterdam. What a great guy
 Mangledpixel: NovaTiempo it always looks like it has 1 too many 'e's
 ShifuDaxiongmao: graham needn't worry, they're in Philly, they will be judged no matter what. 
 warpstonewarlock: Geez
 bakerydragon: dang!
 bagfullofbees: noice
NotSoLuckyLydia: oh yeah, thats how french toast should be
 hackingducks: that is insane
 invalidCards: I'd be down for a plate of that
CaptainTeo: That's funny, because my French head is the size of my toast.
 OtherEdgeworth: I got full just looking at that toast
 TheWanderingNomad: Seems a little small 
NotSoLuckyLydia: you ever have a monte cristo with belgian waffle french toast? thats the ideal food
CaptainTeo: That was huge, oh, my goodness.
Rebecca Holt: Ok! Subathon still going! Nicely done, folks.
 Grantuu: What meal did they say that was? Breakfast?
 TheWanderingNomad: Breakfast
 CaptainChibale: brunch
 TheWooglie: brunch?
 sephsays: brunch!
 Grantuu: Still.... that's so much food. 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 OtherEdgeworth: Brunch, not as in a meal between breakfast and lunch, but a meal to substitute both at the same time
 invalidCards: Apology accepted, that's some good B-roll
 Orxolon: Vroll
CaptainTeo: Owl. 
 TheWanderingNomad: Brolling aroindf!~
 HungryTanuki:   
 Grantuu: Well okay fair. If that was two meals than That seems reasonable to me.
 Pywodwagon: Sunday was *so* slow this year
 OtherEdgeworth: It's the only interpretation that makes sense to me. I could not imagine eating a meal on either side of *that*
 warpstonewarlock: Great, now I want to buy new dice
 Pywodwagon: I spent most of it trying to befriend the lorcana dev so he’d give me more free stuff
Cameron: Ballz
 ExachixKitsune: did it work Pywodwagon ?
 PMAvers: Ben never returned from the Warhammer booth, they pulled in a alternate universe version of him to replace him.
 Pywodwagon: not as well as it did for my one friend who he apparently loved
 Grantuu: @OtherEdgeworth Exactly what I was thinking. Safe for piecing together that it wasn't the in between meal. 
 ExachixKitsune: ah well
Cleo J: I thought, "I'm watching Gvlogs anyway. I'll check whats on live." Nailed it.
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 Pywodwagon: I guess I wasn’t in this one, I was in other ones from this weekend though
 OtherEdgeworth: @Grantuu Even that much is probably an in-between meal for a hobbit
 cle0deen: Good morning
 invalidCards: Mostly Meat is the title of my autobiography
CaptainTeo: They're Made of Mostly Meat.
 Grantuu: @OtherEdgeworth Yeah, fair. But iirc LLR-people are far from being Hobbits, right? 
 cle0deen: I was watching Gvlogs on YouTube and thought I'd check what was on live. Nailed it.
 Serpens77: distracted by sidequests
 Orxolon: akshuaalllyyy
 adept_nekomancer: Narrative meat obligations
 josh___something: To be fair, THIS was the sidequest 
  Jan Eli Padilla: commuting from one end of the city to the other by bus. this is perfect bus content.
 cle0deen: Without art life is just QQ M
 EikoandMog: Hey, we found the ART
 hackingducks: city looks pretty. i should go.
 OtherEdgeworth: @Grantuu "LRR-people" sounds like they are some divergent evolution of humankind
 type_variable: QQ Mirite games
 ShifuDaxiongmao: rule 1 of local foods... Always go for the tiny corner store location and get it from there. 
 ShifuDaxiongmao: doesn't matter where in the world you are
 hackingducks: 10km like that's a big distance. (america, heck yeah)
 josh___something: I usually use "LRRFolk" as a collective noun
 ShifuDaxiongmao: 10km is what germans call "barely a short walk"
 EikoandMog: @ShifuDaxiongmao Find where the locals are going.
  MrPhlip: Beer hoagies don't sound that appetising tbh
 RandomTrivia: *HOMK*
 EikoandMog: *HONK*
 ShifuDaxiongmao: @EikoandMog Yep. And if there is a queue of locals, even better.
 hackingducks: @ShifuDaxiongmao yeah but the US is entirely unwalkable.
 Grantuu: @OtherEdgeworth Kinda.  I mean I haven't checked. Is there a shrug emoji? I don't twitch much.
 josh___something: LRR People has a bit of an awkward mouthfeel
 EikoandMog: @ShifuDaxiongmao Just not too long. There's a middle ground of local queue.
 ShifuDaxiongmao: @EikoandMog the law of diminishing returns 
 TheWanderingNomad: B E E F
 Orxolon: Gram S
 OtherEdgeworth: @Grantuu I don't twitch much either... unless I've had a particularly sour lolly, then my eye(s) twitch like mad
 EikoandMog: GASP Illegal Activity!
 hackingducks: (speaking of unwalkability.)
 OtherEdgeworth: @josh___something I like LRRfolk. It rhymes with merfolk.
 Grantuu: @OtherEdgeworth Yeah that's why my spelling is kinda rubbish today. 
 FarleyF: Hows the Serenity Graham
 Orxolon: i can open a beer with a lighter,ring,table boarder,napkin,etc 
 Grantuu: They are each sitting on a perfectly good bottle opener, aren't they?
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 EikoandMog: I -JUST- ate and I want one of those.
 OtherEdgeworth: Not twist off? Simply grab your saber and do it like a champagne bottle... What do you mean you don't have a saber on you?
 hackingducks: i just keep a bottle opener on my keyes
 99FineLines: i feel my arteries swelling
  MrPhlip: @EikoandMog I'm actively eating dinner rn and I want one of those
 Metric_Furlong: @OtherEdgeworth please, this is in the USA. obviously you shoot the top off with your gun 
 cle0deen: Morning coffee for me and I want really amazing toast now
 99FineLines: Master Chief, I need you to open this bottle - Captain Keyes
 emberBecky: i'm skeptical about american cheese on a cheesesteak, if he reported that right. never heard of that.
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: protip: for cheesesteaks you secretly want a nice crusty, day-old bread, something that can really soak up all that meat juice
 hackingducks: @emberBecky that's the right way to do it, unfortunately.
 OtherEdgeworth: @Metric_Furlong And if you line the bottles up you can open both in one shot
 Serpens77: @emberBecky it's usually provolone right? Asked the Australian
 hackingducks: cheddar doesn't melt right. american's got all them good emulsifiers in it
 emberBecky: @hackingducks ah I always heard cheese whiz was traditional. hmm
 invalidCards: American cheese is very melty, which would work perfectly for a cheesesteak
 RandomTrivia: Nailed it
 nyoomgoom: my favorite cheesesteak was one with cream cheese on it. i'm not one to care about what's the "correct" cheesesteak
 hackingducks: @emberBecky same stuff, different mechanism of serving
NotSoLuckyLydia: American, whiz, provolone, and pepper jack all see use in cheesesteaking
 cle0deen: I never understood why Ben couldn't do that at the spot
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: mmm pepperjack
 Orxolon: an hotel without microwave?
 cle0deen: It has one. They make Ramen.
 hackingducks: pepperjack and provolone are probably just fantastic but, it's not "philly" style according to a LOT of people
 emberBecky: @Serpens77 the good cheesesteaks I've had on the west coast were provolone. >.>  but traditional is American cheese it seems.
 Orxolon: @cle0deen ph right
 Orxolon: *oh
 invalidCards: I don't think I've every stayed in a hotel with a microwave in the room
 invalidCards: ever*
 ShifuDaxiongmao: the trick to cheddar is to mix it 50-50 with your prefered other melty cheese 
 cle0deen: I'd trade a microwave for a regular drip coffee pot
NotSoLuckyLydia: 50/50 american+cheddar is great
 hackingducks: american is just cheddar with emulsifiers...
 hackingducks: if you're going to mix it with something, go with jack or colby
 cle0deen: Provel from Imos would be good on Chesesteak
 99FineLines: americans with opinons on cheese...poor them. signed, a european.
 invalidCards: mmm poutine
 invalidCards: that's been a while
 ShifuDaxiongmao: poutine cheesesteak.. now there's a thought
 Brozard: I still haven’t had an Italian Beef in Chicago yet, despite being here 3.5 years
 FarleyF: you mean your not - image shredded
 Serpens77: Timmy's is the local and they do seem to have that a lot 
NotSoLuckyLydia: I have had poutine cheesesteak, it was a vegetarian alternative at a cheesesteak place.
 OtherEdgeworth: As an Aussie, I ate BBQ on a near daily basis... admittedly only while camping with family when growing up
 glitched_goddess: American cheese and cheese whizz is pretty good on cheesesteaks
NotSoLuckyLydia: absolutely ruled, and then i fell asleep
 hackingducks: I feel sorry for anyone who's never had tillamook cheeses personally. wisconsin's also fantastic, but tillamook cheeses are the best of anywhere I've been in the world, including europe
 josh___something: Verdict: fine
 Orxolon: I'm from Uruguay and i eat Chivito every chance i have
 Grantuu: @Orxolon What's Chivito?
 cle0deen: Kansas City burnt ends at every opportunity
 hackingducks: the second best cheddar I ever had was in manchester uk though. super sharp, huge bite
 99FineLines: Graham's had....a vegetable
 Orxolon: @Grantuu if you like meat you will love it
 nyoomgoom: legitimately i found the cream cheese cheesesteak pretty mindblowing. i recommend it
 hackingducks: yeah my dad lives in the twin cities... it's a ghost town. it's so cold.
NotSoLuckyLydia: @nyoomgoom Cream cheese is a good add to lots of kinds of sandwiches, IMO.
 Grantuu: @Orxolon Okay, sounds good. But what is it? A sandwich, a stew, grilled meat?
 nyoomgoom: @NotSoLuckyLydia true true
 Grantuu: YAY! One of my absolute favorites. 
 nuclearstulle: Neat!
 Metric_Furlong: classic crapshot that
 hackingducks: @NotSoLuckyLydia just... maybe not sushi. it's an acquired taste.
 FarleyF: hey the professor episode
 hackingducks: (and yes, a lot of sushi places in the bay area do cream cheese sushi)
 theworldsmith1: Prof!
 99FineLines: ah, it's TCG day, that's why the Friday Nights.
NotSoLuckyLydia: I don't know that I'd call sushi a sandwich, but also, I do like brined fish with cream cheese, so maybe thats something
 Orxolon: @Grantuu let's imagine a sandwich with round buns of a thin cow,steak,cheese,tomato,lettuce,olives,peppers,bacon,ham,and whatever you would like to put in it
 Orxolon: is better if you goofle "Uruguaian Chivito"
 Serpens77: PROF
 Grantuu: Oh that sounds terrific.
 RandomTrivia: PROF!
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh, this one
 HungryTanuki: Prof !
 RandomTrivia: I love this episode so much
 ShifuDaxiongmao: Prof was so thrilled to do this one 
 TheWriterAleph: i am always here for prof as q-trickster
 emberBecky: ooo yeh "Philadelphia rolls" are a thing I some sushi places. Salmon and Cream cheese. They're pretty good
 tezzatipoca: the professsssooooooorrrrrrr
 FarleyF: also Congratulations Prof for getting 1 Million Subs on Youtube
brunomant_ subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 24 months!
 RandomTrivia: This is where all the teeth marks in the set came from
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, brunomant_! (Today's storm count: 25)
 99FineLines: did they have to move moonbase because Prof chewed through all the scenery
kazuto_youtubelevrai: Wow
 nyoomgoom: i've had philadelphia roll sushi and liked it, but it's been a bit so i don't remember how much i like it
 TheWanderingNomad: He said the thing!
 Fanklok: Can we rewind a pause I didn't get to read the cards
 TheWriterAleph: he said the thiiiiing
 forcedreject: He said the thing
 bakerydragon: NEVER LET FAE TELL YOU TO WORRY ABOUT PRICE LATER - universally bad idea
kazuto_youtubelevrai: 
 TheWriterAleph: "spiky" - great double entendre
 Serpens77: squishing moggs
 hackingducks: squeeeeeee
kazuto_youtubelevrai:  
 Molladia: @bakerydragon And they were never heard of again.....
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Raymon Swanland did all the art for the Black Company reprint covers and they're great
 TheWooglie: 
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: and a lot of other Glen Cook stuff
 bakerydragon: @Molladia right? 
 josh___something: BOOOOOOO
 RandomTrivia: Thank you Cameron 
 TheWanderingNomad: BOOOOO
 josh___something: tromple
 invalidCards: @josh___something Sir Plompy?
 TheWanderingNomad: Damn the burn
 ShifuDaxiongmao: Pauls "AI" still better than current ones. 
 RandomTrivia: 
 OtherEdgeworth: I actually got Bellowing Tanglewurm when I first saw this episode. Probably helps Scars was when I started
 bakerydragon: exiled until it leaves play... oof
 warpstonewarlock: well, that aged well
 RandomTrivia: OOF... life imitates art
 type_variable: ai art oh no
 GazzyInferno: paul no
 EikoandMog: PAUL NO
 TheWanderingNomad: *GASP
 heartofgoldfish: paul no
 RandomTrivia: Oh right, Alison 
 warpstonewarlock: ayuuup
 OtherEdgeworth: Always Be Casting!
 GazzyInferno: wizards might find out and be into it though...
 bakerydragon: oh yeah! the ABC sketch thing
 josh___something: look, Alison was justified
 nuclearstulle: indeed to ahead of his time
 josh___something: I think...
 bakerydragon: I love that apparently that bit got Alison an intimidating reputation
 Amentur: Years ahead 
  MrPhlip: Alison has since moved on from being amazing at writing for Magic, to being amazing at writing for Destiny
 theworldsmith1: I just realized the card he showed was merfolk trickster... aka prof's role in the episode
 warpstonewarlock: Stil happy that they allowed her to write Jace and Vraska and OTJ
 warpstonewarlock: *in OTJ
 TheWanderingNomad: Cam Wins!
 ArcticAtlantic: wooooo go Cameron
 bakerydragon: Oh FN-Cam you poor twisted evil babe
 hackingducks: and most importantly, they got jacked.
 OtherEdgeworth: Missy *really* didn't try hard at holding onto that box
 hackingducks: professor running away with the victory
 TheWanderingNomad: I can feel Marshall's pain from here
Eggmojii: I love that one
  MrPhlip: oh no, X-17 is a name that strikes fear
  Simriel: Smug Cam is always hilarious
 invalidCards: This is a series that I've missed
 invalidCards: New content!
 ShifuDaxiongmao: jeez
 warpstonewarlock: Oh god, I remember that. Why do I remember that!
 Brozard: sweet, nude alien
 EikoandMog: Oh. It's Gameguru or whatever that one engine is.
 99FineLines: I need the OSHA number
 ArcticAtlantic: what's the concept of this show?
 haberley: A jason welge classic
 hackingducks: i have no eyes but i must see
 invalidCards: There sure is something happening
 99FineLines: they play a bad game and make jokes. there is minor editing.
 TehAmelie: editor's note: J & Welge is Jason Welge
 invalidCards: Ah, it's like Watch & Play but prerecorded
 BluJester: can we really call this a game?
 ArcticAtlantic: ah okay hence the previous outing on W+P
 Genasi_Gaming: is this a half life mod
 ShifuDaxiongmao: This has all the signs of "I need to finish this before exam deadline and it's in 4 hours from now"
 warpstonewarlock: "I am the very model of the modern garbage video game!"
  MrPhlip: Unskippable, but they play some of the intro gameplay, not just the opening cutscene, and the commentary is live instead of scripted
 Orxolon: now that i think about it,why no unskippable in watch along?
 bakerydragon: oh NO
CaptainTeo: Uhm.
 Austere_Squire: o-oh
 99FineLines: I think quite a lot of Unskippable was in the last Subathon, and they aimed to have different stuff this time from last time.
 warpstonewarlock: 
 Wolfstrike_NL: 
 warpstonewarlock: pre-early access?
 bakerydragon: "I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way."
M4RKNUTT: G'morning chat. Is the ppr on later or another day?
 Orxolon: @99FineLines fair
 nuclearstulle: @M4RKNUTT on sunday
 Wolfstrike_NL: @M4RKNUTT ppr is sunday
 RandomTrivia: 
 99FineLines: Bloomburrow PPR is sunday, today is just different TCGs
 EikoandMog: Clipping audio
 TehAmelie: about. . .36 hours away?
M4RKNUTT: Thank you 
 99FineLines: !schedule
  LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/schedule for a Google Calendar version.
 TheWooglie: !ppr
  LRRbot: The Bloomburrow PPR will be on Sunday, 21 July at 10am PDT! More info forthcoming.
 Austere_Squire: the burning wreckage of an interstellar go kart
 Wolfstrike_NL: @TehAmelie 56*
 TehAmelie: oh, there's saturday too
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: sound design is set to MAWP
 TehAmelie: Jason Welge shakes his head. "design"? you can't design sound
 FarleyF: imagine Richter calling this one
 99FineLines: we purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.
 Orxolon: it worked XD
 Fanklok: Is this the one with thriller for no reason
 Austere_Squire: are the rolypollies even attacking?
 tezzatipoca: aliens all practicing for circ du soleil
 Austere_Squire: oh he's going through it
 TehAmelie: some kind of psychological attack
 bagfullofbees: bedtime for me, have a good watchalong, chat!
 sephsays: “No, no. I wanted IT people, not eye teeth people”
 Kibbik: GG
 Orxolon: @99FineLines haahahaha
 Austere_Squire: this is cursed
 Orxolon: this is what a GOOD 2003 used to look like
 99FineLines: "of the games we have played...that were scams..."
 Orxolon: maybe 2006 even
 hackingducks: eehhh not so much
 TehAmelie: and 15 years later, on the Unreal engine store
 Austere_Squire: I... why?
 Orxolon: the size of the subs!
 Austere_Squire: she doesn't even look alien, that just a naked lady
 Austere_Squire: oh that walk cycle
 GazzyInferno: good microphone on that voice line
 Metric_Furlong: love an obliesk
 99FineLines: they need to be...at least three times this size!
 hackingducks: that's because she's just a naked lady. for some reason.
 Orxolon: Aliens are mammals too?¿
 hackingducks: ah, this is a prequel to horizon, gotcha
 TehAmelie: it's not a typo either. it's been like 3 games, Jason just thinks it's spelled obleisk
hierophant199: with a big thigh gap
 hackingducks: stupid Faro.
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: when all your uniforms are dirty but you just roll with it because you're the one in charge
 TehAmelie: i wonder if this VA was told her character would be extremely naked
 Austere_Squire: oh, naked woman appears to be a type of alien; along with rock thing and monket with venus flytrap mouth
hierophant199: lota of naked women with thigh gaps
 GazzyInferno: designed like someone thought the stroggs from quake could be sexier
 Orxolon: hahahah,safety hazzard
 99FineLines: Space Traffic Qwopter?
 RandomTrivia: Man, the vacuum of space sucks
  MrPhlip: I was surprised to not hear that throw ending in "Richter" but I guess this pre-dates Qwerp
 emberBecky: kinda lumpy earth
 TehAmelie: it's definitely America, Earth unconfirmed
 99FineLines: yo that was an expensive animation
 bakerydragon: Spider-Ship Spider-ship, does whatever a Spider-Ship does
 Kibbik: Maybe we can learn something. All these very different, very naked alien races working together in harmony.
 RandomTrivia: Of all the places to invade, Plymouth is among the most dull
 GazzyInferno: yeah this looks like Plymouth on a Saturday night
 simplydavemn: @MrPhlip Pretty sure Richter Hammockslam would try to leverage this invasion as a side hustle.
Genie_M: Superhot
 99FineLines: Aus people <> Brit people
 Orxolon: flash lives like this?
 TehAmelie: i didn't realize, he patched in automatically going from the end of a level to the next one in between when they played the game on W+P and here
 99FineLines: Complaining about Plymouth
 hackingducks: an accurate description of how they faked lens flare on the cheap on pre-shader hardware
 warpstonewarlock: Huh
 RandomTrivia: 
 Kibbik: Something wrong with the draw order?
 RandomTrivia: 
 99FineLines: Sub Ocean found!
 invalidCards: We did it!
 hackingducks: that gun is against the geneva convention
 99FineLines: Lens flare gun? An M1 JJ Abrams?
 Kibbik: 
 TehAmelie: the infantry is advancing
 Orxolon: did he say beige?hahahah
 Wolfstrike_NL: Beige is perfect after yesterdays skits
 warpstonewarlock: oh
 warpstonewarlock: this
 TehAmelie: this is their beige period
 Metric_Furlong: oh right
 haberley: Ohhh
 Metric_Furlong: this bit
 RandomTrivia: I thought I recognised that first stab 
 bakerydragon: NO!
 hackingducks: it's a thriller... totally unlicensed...
 invalidCards: Amazing
 bakerydragon: wat
CaptainTeo: Uhm.
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I'm so glad I saw this on W&P live
 Metric_Furlong: that was a fun W+P to catch live
 99FineLines: Vincent Cut-Price
 bakerydragon: I'm guessing you can just buy this animation wholesale?
 hackingducks: well done with the choreo.
 bakerydragon: @99FineLines *finger snaps* nice
  Simriel: Same
  Simriel: I took had removed this from my memory
 RandomTrivia: For those of you too young to remember the "lol so random" era of the internet - it was exactly like this
 99FineLines: the salsa music is actually an improvement
 hackingducks: *holds up spork*
 josh___something: About as possible as someone spontaneously turning into a weasel. If this was genius 
 Genasi_Gaming: this is intended to make the game a joke so the creator can shrug off criticism
 Kibbik: of DOOOOM!
 99FineLines: it's like when "parody" games parody bad quests...by making you do a bad quest.
 Genasi_Gaming: how old do you think the dev is?
 99FineLines: Unbranded Meat Grinder, the alien
Firnsarwen subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 58 months!
 Firnsarwen: Where! It's 4am!
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 hackingducks: we've definitely seen worse asset flips, tbh.
 TehAmelie: this is a wide array of assets that no one ever thought to put together
 GazzyInferno: fucking... REALLY?
CaptainTeo: "Several years ago."
 OmnipotentTrevor: I'm surprised this game seems to have a difficulty curve.
 99FineLines: "of the games we have played....that ARE scams..."
 ExachixKitsune: what I'm hearing is more games should use random royalty free tracks instead of popular music
 Genasi_Gaming: i dont think that thje dev knows you can't just use music
 Firnsarwen: Accurate
 Kibbik: He could have benefitted from that advanced alien rollie pollies
 GazzyInferno: that sounds like a real person voicing that, yessiree
 TehAmelie: wait, Alieana? she's in league with the aliens!
  Simriel: Is our protagonist Jacob?
 FerretinaTheWeaselQueen: @Genasi_Gaming What do you mean? They bought the CD with the music on it! That means its theirs now!
 RandomTrivia: Diegetic explanations for everything
 99FineLines: so you can buy lampshades on the unity store i see
 Kibbik: Tell don't show
 RandomTrivia: 99FineLines 
 TehAmelie: he accurately estimated not enough people would care about his game that the unlicensed music would cause a problem, though
 invalidCards: A great day to be a headphones user
 hackingducks: i like that the bullets spawn from below and behind the barrel of the gun
 99FineLines: the Cirque de Soleil routines are improving
 Orxolon: was it genious,was it bad?
 99FineLines: 10/10 many notes
 Orxolon: we'll never know
 RandomTrivia: I'd like to put forward the category of "... game?"
 hackingducks: it can definitely be used as evidence at a trial.
 FarleyF: another peak alex crapshot
 RandomTrivia: ^
 cmdrud87: "strictly worse!!!"
 ArcticAtlantic: omg I love this episode
 FarleyF: !card Aladins Ring
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 haberley: Beeeeeejlaaaaander!
 DEATHlikescats: 
 warpstonewarlock: @cmdrud87 *ominous lightning strike*
 FarleyF: !card alladins ring
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 99FineLines: I actually did make such a cube! Only bad rares that people donated. It was super fun.
 FarleyF: bloody hell that ring by that thief
  MrPhlip: !card aladdin's ring
  LRRbot: Aladdin's Ring [8] | Artifact | {8}, {T}: Aladdin's Ring deals 4 damage to any target.
  MrPhlip: one L, two D's
 ArcticAtlantic: I heard "iiiiiii have exams!" echoing in my mind all through university
 FarleyF: thank you
 EikoandMog: Thanks G.
 RandomTrivia: Jade! 
 ArcticAtlantic: window. coverings!
 Earthenone: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time:  4:20 AM
 EikoandMog: nice
 ArcticAtlantic: ayy
 RandomTrivia: 
 cmdrud87: yay
 hackingducks: is the voice LSV?
 RandomTrivia: It is
 LordZarano: 
 hackingducks: luck, skill, victory.
 99FineLines: Now I Have A Kitchen Gun. Ho Ho Ho.
 DEATHlikescats: the responsibility of adulthood and how much friends are there for you
 TehAmelie: but whose poetry? i'm gonna guess Kathleen is credited writer
 DEATHlikescats: @99finelines it makes the kitchen sparkling clean, plus bullet holes
 cmdrud87: "not until I found out they had been through my underwear drawer"
Mogg01 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 21 months!
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 bakerydragon: @cmdrud87 😄 yep
 Earthenone: santa also has cats
CaptainTeo: I want to see the raw recording of this with James just aggressively pointing in silence.
 ArcticAtlantic: awwww
SheGoat_of_Dorchester subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 8 months!
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 EikoandMog: 
 99FineLines: Guy with a Cellphone Man?
 DEATHlikescats: burner phones for Stalker Alex
 type_variable: everyone wearing black
 invalidCards: Love OG Theros
 RandomTrivia: !card bump in the night
  LRRbot: Bump in the Night [B] | Sorcery | Target opponent loses 3 life. / Flashback {5}{R}
 DEATHlikescats: Kare Kingdom
 AshcopseDryad: would love to draft some theros
 EikoandMog: 
 DEATHlikescats: *Kard
 type_variable: i think if they remade that they wouldnt have everyone wear black
 Serpens77: oof, 7 person draft. Someone gets a bye
 cmdrud87: G&K credited as writers
 novrdd: Ho ho ho
 HungryTanuki: 
 Serpens77: CONSUME
CaptainTeo: ???
 RandomTrivia: And now for something completely differen
 invalidCards: monch
 RandomTrivia: *different
 novrdd:   
 hackingducks: nightmares acquired
 nuclearstulle: that is unsettling
 DEATHlikescats: me too Alex
 EikoandMog: Ooooh, tarp budget coming in clutch
  Texan_Reverend: !adult
  LRRbot: Adult currently unavailable, please try again later.
 warpstonewarlock: Yesss!
 DEATHlikescats: they hit the BackRooms of video
 warpstonewarlock: Best Episode!
 DEATHlikescats: liminal Cinema
 HungryTanuki: Having to go back to work just before Qwerpline is hard. Welp, take care eveveryone and see everyone later 
 EikoandMog: @HungryTanuki Take care!
CaptainTeo: Duck!
 DEATHlikescats: @hungrytanuki have a good workday!
 EikoandMog: 
 EikoandMog: I love the Girl Scouts ended up as a PMC
 RandomTrivia: 
 DEATHlikescats: Monte seeks Checkov’s trench going off imminently
 EikoandMog: The girls cheering 
Duffadash: This has quickly become my favourite episode
Duffadash: Still waiting for that Girl Scout merch, Beej
 Wolfstrike_NL: We did get the qwerpline kitty corner merch
 warpstonewarlock: I hope fot El Schlorpo cup
M L: I was so excited for a new qwerpline and then I noticed the time...
 warpstonewarlock: *for
 hackingducks: yeah what kind of weapons did they get their hands on
 ExachixKitsune: boooo1
 cmdrud87: booo?
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: HA  Edith is  war vet
 bakerydragon: I love the booo 
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: *a
 EikoandMog: @xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx She was a Girl Scout after all
 99FineLines: are Edith and Michael a couple? i hope so
 TehAmelie: oh no, sending Derek to the front line is sure to get them accused of enlisting child soldiers
shadowmaster132: He's 19
 TehAmelie: so he says
 DEATHlikescats: @tehamelie given the girlscouts are ALSO children, it’s definitely got merit
 RandomTrivia: That is such a perfect segue 
 ArtOfStuttering: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time:  4:36 AM
 ExachixKitsune: honestly this was the most surprising part of this; I am surprised the girl scouts undermined Joan's authority
 bakerydragon: thoughts and prayers
 DEATHlikescats: DDoS’d
 cmdrud87: *cut to footage of a viet nam Huey in low flight*
 cmdrud87: "and now, for our next song- Fortunate Son by CCR"
 definenull: man this episode... has become ever more relevant
 warpstonewarlock: No, you didn't!
 cmdrud87: bot before he's getting hot at
 cmdrud87: *shot
 RandomTrivia: Oh shit, Tasmin Funt killed me 
 warpstonewarlock: Is that name a pun?
 FarleyF: hey thats my background
Duffadash: Still waiting for THIS Girl Scout merch, Beej
 FarleyF: ^
 PMAvers: They has FURY
 EikoandMog: ^^
 hackingducks: nine year olds should not be handling breaching charges!
 DEATHlikescats: even as a free background for the Patrons
 ExachixKitsune: @hackingducks it's fine they are girl scouts and trained
 hackingducks: i don't think anything happening in that city is okay.
 hackingducks: like, ever.
 TehAmelie: i'm sure the girl scouts are the best trained, most motivated fighters in Jewelsburg county
 seanmrwick: hahahaha
 TehAmelie: not sure what sides are at war here though
 hackingducks: the belligerents are the girl scouts and the mayor
 cmdrud87: "did we just broadcast a coup?"
shadowmaster132: I still argue that it's a countercoup
 hackingducks: the mayor lost to some... ridiculously well armed nine year old girls.
 cmdrud87: true
 RandomTrivia: 
 cmdrud87: I would like this t be how Trump's second term in office ends. But my hopes are low
CaptainTeo: Tiny seats. 
 definenull: 
 Desruprot: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 DEATHlikescats: lol
 EikoandMog: I think that's an anneurism.
CaptainTeo: 
 DEATHlikescats:  
 DEATHlikescats: 
 invalidCards: More swap shop!
 Serpens77: Jacob's turn?
 bakerydragon: Let the Jacob Bargaining COMMENCE!
 NonUniqueGuy: Yes!
 DEATHlikescats: The Jacobing
 Mangledpixel: Swop & Shap!
 TehAmelie: most people are already in bed at this hour!
 maxthefourth: Why, Graham, why
 definenull: that zoom was really good
 azninsect: Eyyy the 2nd swap and/or shop 8-12 every sunday
voren_chalco: There's no 6:30 on a Sunday morning
 josh___something: Ayy, it's the swap and shop
 MrMatternot: Great episode
 RandomTrivia: Jacob's delivery absolutely on point as ever
 99FineLines: 6:30am only exists after 2 3 4 and 5am.
 Desruprot: Ian, Sir not in the car
 cmdrud87: 6:30 on Sunday morning. The right time to go to bed.
 Orxolon: part 2!
 Fruan: huh, this was a year ago
 Serpens77: was that a Big O reference? 
 azninsect: I like to imagine with those text popups that the editor is watching the source footage and is editing in reactions in real time
 TehAmelie: i wonder if we can crowdfund some high quality see-through shades for the crew, so we can see their faces even on sunny days
 hackingducks: that was a cheap rental van tbh
 99FineLines: 0 to peak Ian in record time
 TehAmelie: i know they exist, but it costs a bit if you don't just want bad shades that don't protect the eyes
 Jadenim: I forgot about the Konami code hat
 azninsect: That hat is so good
 vinewood_og: Ian only listens to Radio Freedom from Fallout is my new head cannon. "It's all about the MIDS!"
 cmdrud87: "empty your MIND! EMPTY IT!!!"
 TheWooglie: that camera angle doesn't help Jacob
 cmdrud87: G is a tall man
 TehAmelie: why isn't your mind wardrobe empty?!
 99FineLines: I remember Jacob forcing someone to Eat the Last Candy.
Genie_M: Lrr is tall
 Desruprot: dozen chickens are hard to barter now-a-days
 Orxolon: it says swap though
IslandersCaper: swap and shop video is a great way to start my workday ☕
 Orxolon: @Desruprot according to google $40
 Brozard: Jacob’s “I am that guy” speech
 Xed_Regulus: Been hearing about the global network outage all morning. Made it into work, and our systems are unaffected. Guess I have to work today. Shit.
 TehAmelie: is Jacob native to New York? i've heard some myths about low average heights there
 maxthefourth: my subway order came with extra cookies. is that a good omen?
 definenull: the jacob cackling has begun
 Orxolon: goblin laugh hahahah
 RandomTrivia: @Xed_Regulus Rip in pieces
abslomdaak42: Jacob's excited noises are excellent
 bakerydragon: Jacob's joy and excitement is glorious
 cmdrud87: sadly, they didn't briing Beej fr thiis
NotSoLuckyLydia: @Orxolon Huh, chickens are a lot cheaper than I thought. I should get like. Three. I use a lot of eggs, I feel like that'd pay off quick.
 FarleyF: Jacob reminds me a lot of Beej - both of them have a comedian outlayer and a very business like core. Both are people i would want to have in my organisation
 RandomTrivia: You do also have to feed them
 99FineLines: Like all animals, the cost is not in the animal, but in all of the furniture and medical costs.
 Orxolon: @NotSoLuckyLydia ACCORDING TO google,yeah,start egg farming 
NotSoLuckyLydia: Sure, but they upcycle grains and bugs into eggs. Much more useful.
 TehAmelie: hmm my apartment block is allergy safe which means no pets, but that really means pets that people can be allergic to. chickens. . .?
NotSoLuckyLydia: And I'd love to build a chicken coop. No idea if I'm allowed to put that in my yard.
 Orxolon: we have to get the 224 edition
 cmdrud87: "excuse me for a seconf"
 99FineLines: There are lots of ways to be allergic to chicken and chicken equipment.
 TehAmelie: pooey
  MrPhlip: We're providing a milk crate full of tools. Also, we're selling some stuff.
 Snowwraith: @TehAmelie Time for fish!
 TehAmelie: i thought only of furry mammals for a while
 Desruprot: its like a farmer's market for random stuff, rather than hand-crafted stuff and actual produce
 jadielady: I love the smell of commerce in the morning
 Desruprot: nice they provide tents and tables
 invalidCards: They had to pay for them if I recall correctly
IslandersCaper: @Xed_Regulus Same. 
 invalidCards: To rent them for the day
 Orxolon: "inmediatley",this man was focused since he arrived
 hackingducks: @IslandersCaper everybody got clownstriked
 cmdrud87: "nerd stuff, misc."
 NekomimiNinja: Jacob in his element 
 definenull: I love watching the lrr crew showcasing their extreme competence
 hackingducks: silly windows people
 FarleyF: this is what i mean Jacob is a very smart businessman
IslandersCaper: My city's transit app got hit by the outage, so I had to walk into work that somehow avoided being broken too 😾
Genie_M: Jacob was fantastic here
 TehAmelie: that's the most dystopic thing i've heard all week
 EikoandMog: @IslandersCaper .......Australia?
marmalade_pen: Loaming beady room
 Orxolon: good disclaimer
 cmdrud87: "maybe, you did..."
EmmaPartlow: EGG GAME
 RandomTrivia: E G G
 ComradeMik: @EikoandMog doubtful. it's 10pm on the east coast.
  MrPhlip: The pmavers memorial quick-sale table
 99FineLines: imagine sending a gift and then getting upset about how the giftee uses it
IslandersCaper: @EikoandMog Nope. Atlantic Canada.
voren_chalco: @IslandersCaper My train home was delayed by 45 minutes, then replaced by a bus.
 TehAmelie: the internet went down so you couldn't take the bus? around here you just get a free ride half the time when their ticket machines fail
 EikoandMog: My work was completely broken like, 2 and a half hours before I finished for the weekend.
 EikoandMog: So I sat there and palyed FF14 the whole time.
 Orxolon: @99FineLines here we have a saying/trafition:"you NEVER gift a gift"
 Therberus: Jacob is such a good salesm'n 
 TehAmelie: no one likes a regifter, i think of that every time i watch Braveheart
marmalade_pen: i think of this moment quite often
 99FineLines: @Orxolon here we have a tradition: once it's yours, it's yours
 OtherEdgeworth: @EikoandMog Roughly my experience, though apparently some of my colleagues were less lucky and their machines kept operating
 Orxolon: @99FineLines cool tradition
 RandomTrivia: 
 RandomTrivia: BAHAHAHAHA
 TehAmelie: oofa
 EikoandMog: HAHAHAHA
 Wolfstrike_NL: _o_
AndyDaMage: hehehehehe
 BluJester: bodied
 definenull: hisnameisjohn *shoves phone*
 Brozard: $25 of service
 Jillexie: Jacob's skill at this is something I COMPLETELY lack
 cmdrud87: yeah, I could probably handle the orga, but nr
 cmdrud87: not the bartering part
 ExachixKitsune: Jacob has skills I didn't even know existed
  MrPhlip: haggling is not a skill I have learned, and it's not one my particular brand of brain spice is well suited for
 Jillexie: Yeah, the bartering part. I'd be fine with the org stuff, then move off scene as the work is done.
 cmdrud87: llike 350?
marmalade_pen: a million dollridos for a scrubland
 99FineLines: i'll give you 20
IslandersCaper: @TehAmelie Yeaaahh couldn't buy the tickets or find any notice on how delayed any of my usual routes are. I did see a couple busses on the roads, but it tends to be hit or miss how the drivers respond in situations like that or how on time the buses will be with the systems down, so I decided to just suffer the walk rather than gamble on whether I could actually get on the bus or not. 🤷
Genie_M: It takes incredible charisma to be able to haggle this professionally
 Orxolon: 8 to 12 for DUALS!?crazy
 NonUniqueGuy: Power Serge?
Genie_M: Duals weren't a big thing early on
 Serpens77: that's not how you spell Tawnos
 jarnatan: Me trying to haggle: "Hmm, I'll pay less" Them: "No you won't" Me: "No I wont..."
Genie_M: Nor were moxen
 definenull: score!
 maxthefourth: !card power surge
  LRRbot: Power Surge [RR] | Enchantment | At the beginning of each player's upkeep, Power Surge deals X damage to that player, where X is the number of untapped lands they controlled at the beginning of this turn.
 99FineLines: that is two dollars fifty
 Ard_Rhys: those are nice basics
 Orxolon: @jarnatan hahahah
EmmaPartlow: Gross.
 cmdrud87: u
 definenull: booo
 Brozard: $200 nasty
CaptainTeo: Oh, no.
 RandomTrivia: D'awwww
 cmdrud87: @maxthefourth yo, the mana yoou didn't use last tunr?
 NekomimiNinja: the cute loupe!
 Serpens77: my mum used to ahve one of those loupes!
 Orxolon: some vodka?
 TehAmelie: i didn't know you could call them loupes in english
 MaddestScientist: babka
 hackingducks: babka
NotSoLuckyLydia: Power surge did something when mana burn existed 
IslandersCaper: @IslandersCaper It's thankfully not a super long walk, just had to rush more and deal with the humidity when I wasn't prepared for it.
 cmdrud87: babka
 maxthefourth: @cmdrud87 I think the idea is to use candelabra to untap their lands on your endstep so they get burned
 TehAmelie: i'd just go "jeweler's glass something mumble?"
 cmdrud87: @maxthefourth which would have happened... once of times, ever?
CaptainTeo: "We have insurance. You may never leave."
 99FineLines: i've grossed 130 dollars on a sunday before...
 Underachiever28: Whens morning coffee? I got my cup already
 TehAmelie: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Coffee w/ James & Guests at Fri 06:00 AM PDT (50m from now).
 MaddestScientist: like an hour i think
 TehAmelie: yeop
 RandomTrivia: !next
 maxthefourth: @cmdrud87 With mana burn they can't just tap their lands so unless they have an instant it's X mana deal X damage so it's not the worst combo I've heard of. Today it just does nothing though
 RandomTrivia: Oh I love this one
  MrPhlip: Probably closer to an hour ten, the watchalong started late, elden ring ran overtime
KidAmn: Guys, someone set us up the bomb
 99FineLines: people would say it's rude to regift this
 definenull: uhhhh
 cmdrud87: @maxthefourth I mean more that if you actually play a candelabra, you want to use it on your own stuff
 TheWooglie: 
 99FineLines: we should get chips
 invalidCards: Oh this FN has the best camerawork
 Underachiever28: New friday nights this year!
 cmdrud87: "this is my buddy Cromat. And soon, he's gonna be your buddy, too"
KinkerbellRose: Good morning chat!
 EternalRoxas: Jason doing amazing work
 Earthenone: !card dark heart of the wood
  LRRbot: Dark Heart of the Wood [BG] | Enchantment | Sacrifice a Forest: You gain 3 life.
 maxthefourth: @cmdrud87 that too ^^'
 definenull: at least cam's honest about it
 RandomTrivia: And begin the single longshot!
 99FineLines: this shot is called a 1/1er
 aussie_rob_w: Oh, this on!
 Just_Herby: Oh hey, that "mad scientist" line was the inspiration for what eventually became my charge counters deck
 aussie_rob_w: Also Rofellos got banned.
 TehAmelie: if you have to ask whose turn it is. . .
 micalovits: Fanfic denied
 Serpens77:  
marmalade_pen: @tehamelie if u have to ask, it defaults to richard garfield
 definenull: damn kathleen
 GhostValv: D:
 aussie_rob_w: Ikea gun.
 bakerydragon: 
 Desruprot: rotating camera
 TehAmelie: don't know about Ikea, but did you know Husqvarna used to sell shotguns?
 aussie_rob_w: it feels like only yesterday we were all wowed by how interesting the camera work is in this video.
 maxthefourth: yay friends
 Desruprot: it probably functions better than the Ikea food
 jarnatan: I'm not convinced Husqvarna doesn't still sell shotguns
 TehAmelie: hmm now i see they are well represented in the USA, i too have a doubt
 cmdrud87: "out of all people, you are immunee?"
 definenull: oh i felt that communal exhale after a game
 99FineLines: we should get chips
 aussie_rob_w: fanfic approved!
 Desruprot: had a crazy game last night, Dark Suspicious killed someone, I also died to my own One Ring and the game continued after
 forcedreject: Was this before Jace x Vraska was canon?
 RandomTrivia: Andy!
 Desruprot: 
 definenull: andy!
 jarnatan: I think Jace x Vraska was canon before either character was canon 
 TehAmelie: i didn't know they had relationships in MtG
 josh___something: OH GOD, IAN WITH HAIR
 cmdrud87: @forcedreject no, after Ixalan
 MrMatternot: Hey Andy
KinkerbellRose: Ian with hair is strange.
 PMAvers: And also gas pipes to put a shovel through.
 definenull: its andy again!
 aussie_rob_w: This one was in the crapshot bracket!
 Desruprot: 
KinkerbellRose: 
 josh___something: Such a clean joke XD
 DEATHlikescats: Andy 💗
KinkerbellRose: That one got me.
 TehAmelie: Andy Cownden, aka The Talent
M4RKNUTT: That was 10/10
 RandomTrivia: I love that sequels have been bulked into the same night
 jarnatan: I feel like Ian with a toupé is a joke that could have made into all the taupe jokes in the beige arc
 josh___something: D;
 Desruprot: good ol Slogan people
 Mangledpixel: the brrrown thrrrrummm
 GazzyInferno: woo! brown thrums!
 AriaHibiki: good morning erryone! time to work and lurk xD
 definenull: pfft
 josh___something: Wait, does G$ just KNOW all of the Nsburg slogans? he knows enough to have a potential reference, but he clearly doesn't have a text document for it
Wesley Ackerman: so what happened to the town hall?
 Earthenone: hedge, your bets, well punned a-train 
 josh___something: Or is G$ a part of/adjacent to the tourism board?
 TehAmelie: new headcanon: G just makes up the town mottos as he pleases and sees if someone will call him out
 Orxolon: gonna sleep,see y'all later
 bakerydragon: I hope you get some good rest
 AriaHibiki: have a good nite!
 josh___something: @TehAmelie Ooh, interesting idea!
 Orxolon: @bakerydragon thx i need it
 DrMagnify: good morning krusty krew
 TehAmelie: someone definitely not including A-Train, that man is fully zen, only takes what he sees in front of him
 roefizzlebeef: wow when I left last night during ttsf the counter was only a couple hours higher than it is now lol, y’all have been working hard!
 jarnatan: Maybe the "nsburg tourism board" is just, like, a blackboard in the QWRP studio
 Desruprot: heh an actual board, but there are tourist sites so a board wouldn't be surprising
 Desruprot: I forget if the town has a historical society
 forcedreject: Is Ian doing a GIlbert Godfrey voice?
 jarnatan: Well there is the Nsburg Pre-enactors society, that's a kind of historical society
 Serpens77:  ?
 TehAmelie: funny thing i'm noticing is G$ and A-Train each have nothing but contempt, frustration, disdain, ill will or at best complete apathy to everyone else they talk to. maybe they're the hosts cause no one else can stand either of them
 jarnatan: I mean to be fair, there's a lot of contemptible people in Nsburg
 type_variable: they like edith and michael oleary
 josh___something: I mean, A-Train is charismatic enough to get re-elected
 TehAmelie: i got off the point there. rather, because they can't stand anyone else but each other. the thing i'm really curious about is how they get along
 RandomTrivia: I absolutely love Graham's segues into Richter
 TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Richter as mayor would be .... interesting....
 hackingducks: and everyone loses their mind
 forcedreject: it took 3 whole seasons for real traffic
 josh___something: Oh right, real traffic
 RandomTrivia: Holy shit
 josh___something: OH RIGHT
 josh___something: Wait, Adoption?!
 Thisbymaster: Who else is cleaning up cloudstrike?
 jarnatan: @twistedsylvan Yeah the girl scouts don't fuck around
 josh___something: HAH
 TehAmelie: basically i want to read the Grant and Alan Story, by Lorna Schlitzwhistle
 MrMatternot: Human intermentality project?
 an_archist2: joy, get in the copter, or richter will have to
CaptainTeo: It's taken me two days to realise that that doesn't say "OWOPTER".
 josh___something: Also, I think hosting QWRP has actively shortened G&A's lifespans from richter alone
 josh___something: *ba dum tss*
 jarnatan: @CaptainTeo You're listening to oWo-line here on uWu FM!
 hackingducks: uwupter
CaptainTeo: 
 Earthenone: they do get to be indoors during richters flyovers, so im sure it evens out
 Mangledpixel: f u n i c u l a r
 powerflapjack: definitely heard alex laughing in the background there, lmao
 Furyfire: Goooooood morning
 TehAmelie: Richter has never caused any deadly incidents. yet. i think.
 twistedsylvan: Spite.... house...?
 warpstonewarlock: @TehAmelie Unless you count beavers
 TehAmelie: beavers don't count, they're fish
 jarnatan: @twistedsylvan Guy built his house in the middle of the highway because he technically had the property rights and wanted to spite the city government. Spite house for short
 Mangledpixel: @warpstonewarlock they only do that during the census
 cmdrud87: @Mangledpixel vehcular
 twistedsylvan: @jarnatan you know, I was expecting worse, considering what I've been hearing
 jarnatan: Oh it's worse
 RandomTrivia: 
 99FineLines: !adult
  LRRbot: I need an adult, preferably a trained physiatrist.
 jarnatan: But to find out how it's worse, you'll have to listen to the whole series. It's gold
 TehAmelie: "doctor" theoretically means "master of a subject to the point of being qualified to teach it"
 TehAmelie: imagine if you had to prove your teaching ability to get a doctor's degree. . .
 twistedsylvan: I think I said this yesterday, but this feels like Nightvale but surreal comedy, instead of horror
 josh___something: Mono railgun, dear lord
 TehAmelie: that's the common opinion
 99FineLines: there is more than one fictional podcast on the internet, please realise this.
 jarnatan: @twistedsylvan Yeah everything that happens in QWERPLine is physically possible in our world, if highly unlikely.
Genie_M: Mr. Qwerpline
 TehAmelie: we have had some entertaining discussions about the difference between surreal and absurd comedy over this
 FarleyF: Bloody Batman reference
Genie_M: King Falls, Night Vale and Nsburg are in the same universe
 cmdrud87:     
 azninsect: 
 TehAmelie: hmm how about Magnus Archives?
 jarnatan: I mean they all exist as fiction in our universe so technically they do all share a universe 
Genie_M: Okay, they can join too 😁
 Desruprot: hellbent, but not over the speedlimit
 TehAmelie: did he say only or oddly. . .
 MrMatternot: Rum tunnels?
 Mangledpixel: 
kynelwynn: How many years has Derek been 19?
 twistedsylvan: @kynelwynn always has been, would be my guess
 jarnatan: Derek was 19 before he was born and he'll be 19 long after he's dead
 MrMatternot: Derek sounds like Hermes from Hades 2
 Desruprot: Mayor Paper Clip was the best Mayor
 FarleyF: i love this rant from Alex
 RandomTrivia: 
 azninsect: 
 baltimore_667083: @Desruprot fr
 azninsect: poor Alex
 baltimore_667083: 
 cmdrud87: "free flu shots and military services"
 twistedsylvan: "With little cover, and wait." Wow, what an ominous sentence, I'll have to steal that
 warpstonewarlock: Well, Nsburg is on a way to become a dry city
RadiantGV: #DerekFromQWRP4Mayor
 josh___something: To be fair, I think Ball might actually be the most competent mayor
 azninsect: do you know ruby on raaaaaaails
 josh___something: that Nsburg has
 TehAmelie: so basically, every notable fictional radio broadcast show intersects with each other. i believe it, based only on having listened to this and some of NIght Vale
 RandomTrivia: Cheese rolling YESSSSS!
 baltimore_667083: YES
 NovaTiempo: CHEESE!
 azninsect: yeeeee cheese rolling!
 Therberus: Cheese! 
 Mangledpixel: cheeeeeeeese!
 Serpens77: Cheese!
 type_variable: cheese!
 cmdrud87: I remember this!
 ArrestedHouse: 
Timagio: Roll the cheeeeeeeeeeeeese
KinkerbellRose: CHEEESE!
 Brozard: Slippery cheese!
 baltimore_667083: -slaps table- cheese
 Earthenone: time for a brief interlude
 GenericHerooo: 😱
 bakerydragon: Cheese! Cheese! Cheese!
 red_shoes_jeff: C H E E S E
 cmdrud87: that's not that massive
 Brozard: 
 TehAmelie: the word "monger" always sounds insulting, or is that just me?
 99FineLines: night vale hyper fans are like harry potter hyper fans, they really can only see other media through their own tiny lens.
 jarnatan: Beejster cheese
 GenericHerooo:   
 MrMatternot: Cheese cheese cheese cheeeeeeeeeeese!!! (Kathleen)
 Austere_Squire: oh, the cheese roll
Timagio: The cheese tax, the cheese tax
 Catcard: @TehAmelie You may be cross-confusing it with "mongrel"?
CaptainTeo: That'd better be some really good cheese.
 MadWolf1290: @CaptainTeo it is!
CaptainTeo: 
 Austere_Squire: also microsoft apparently died which is making doing work very difficult but watching the subathon quite easy
 TehAmelie: or mongol. we're still not over the horde here
NotSoLuckyLydia: Beemster is a darn good cheese
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @99FineLines I haven't paid attention to Nightvale since like...late 2014, did it really get that bad?
 jarnatan: I think monger has negative connotations because of its use in "warmonger", "fearmonger" and similar
RadiantGV: @Catcard Something Gilgamesh would call a peddler of curded dairy bacteria "Chesse-mongrels"
KinkerbellRose: Heard that. Good luck for all ya'll impacted by that Crowdstrike oopsies.
 Brozard: CloudStrike got cloud struck
 Desruprot: @jarnatan they have always been a cheesemonger though, and we like cheese, so it is likely one of the few without the negative
 warpstonewarlock: there's also fishmonger
 fuzzra: Ironmonger
CaptainTeo: No one likes a leaky cheese.
 TehAmelie: crackmonger
 Desruprot: Monger is generally meaning seller I think
 ShaneLeeAtk: How was this 3 years ago?!
 99FineLines: this is not how Serge broke his leg.
 Brozard: Safety third!
 cmdrud87: !card spiritmonger
  LRRbot: Spiritmonger [3BG] | Creature — Beast [6/6] | Whenever Spiritmonger deals damage to a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on Spiritmonger. / {B}: Regenerate Spiritmonger. / {G}: Spiritmonger becomes the color of your choice until end of turn.
 TehAmelie: cracksmith sounds really funny, though, just to contrast
 aussie_rob_w: grass burns definitely a thing
RadiantGV: imagine putting all your eggs in a basket and then forgetting that snakes exist
 quton: serge gearing up
 Chronomagistrate: costermonger as well, for general goods sales
 Mangledpixel: TehAmelie well, a shortened version of it is used in the UK as a slur against people with Down's syndrome, so watch out for that
 electra310: Oh, I love this video!
Timagio: I just realized how kinda sad this park is, it's road and parking lot up and down.
 FarleyF: I guess you take a kids ear off once and you become super safe
Timagio: I hope there's more nature off-camera
kynelwynn: wishmonger, sailmonger, beastmonger, warmonger, squallmonger
 99FineLines: this park is an above average park.
 TehAmelie: i think it's just that "mong" has a bad mouth feel
 jarnatan: @Desruprot Oh yeah no my point is that there is nothing inherently negative about the word monger, and has been used for a very long time as a term for somebody selling something. But because its been used to describe people "selling" wars and fear and whatnot, the word "monger" has in our minds absorbed some of the negativity of those uses
 d782: it’s actually a really nice big park, I was there last summer
 TehAmelie: sorry Mongolia
Timagio: That's good to hear
 quton: 
The_Ninjurai: I wonder what the people driving by are thinking
 electra310: Love how Serge just goes for it 
 cmdrud87: isn't Serge super allergic?
 aussie_rob_w: in that much grass?
 jarnatan: The same way that a "peddler" is also a perfectly legitimate word for a salesperson, but because you mainly hear about it about someone who "peddles horse manure", we see it as negative
 Mangledpixel: this is, of course, how the ancient cheese hunters did it
 azninsect: serge indeed got the cheese
 99FineLines: Serge's greatest allergy is of not committing to the bit 100000%.
 Brozard: @tehamelie Is that supposed to be pronounced “Mong-olia?”
 Therberus: @Mangledpixel I think they used to run them off the cliffs right?
 Desruprot: gee wilikers
 jarnatan: There's a Mongolian monger among us
 Desruprot: cheese wilikers
 TehAmelie: sounds bad either way
 Brozard: fair
 electra310: She was not willing to body dive like Serge, and so the cheese prevailed. Fewer bruises, though
 TehAmelie: i hope the Mongolians call it something entirely different themselves
 Brozard: Mon Golia makes me think of a small town on Tatooine
 TehAmelie: like Suomi
  MrPhlip: @electra310 the cheese could smell fear
CaptainTeo: Ian will incubate the cheese.
 Brozard: or cousins of the Mon Calimari
 Tuples: Yeah, doing this a year or two into the pandemic is added difficulty.
 99FineLines: it's Mongol-ia, the land of the Mongols. They named it, it's europeans to blame for the slurs.
 beowuuf: yay, half days mean i catch the end of the overnight and the start of the morning show!
 azninsect: the little pats on the cheese wheel
 Therberus: 3-2-1 CHEESE!
 azninsect: eyyy!
 azninsect: penelope cheering kathleen on
 TheWooglie: you did it mom!
 powerflapjack: i was gonna say "Penelope cameo"
 cmdrud87: Haviing G and K as parents must be fun... but also super weird
 SageofShadowzF: Your kids cheering you on while you do something silly is the best
 Brozard: @99finelines …..HUH. That never occurred to me.
 Desruprot: a native LRR-er stalks its cheese before pouncer
 Therberus: Yoooo that kid in the back is going HAM with that kite
Timagio: Oh right, mullet era beej. Good times
 roefizzlebeef: there’s something so delightful about hearing penelope cheering for her mother as kathleen raises the cheese aloft and roars in triumph
 Furyfire: Chase that cheese
 definenull: why isn't this a glurp event
 powerflapjack: @Timagio I was gonna say beej and Kathleen both look weird from like 2021 to 2022
 darkora: Let's go Cheej!
The_Ninjurai: The cheese knew it had no chance against Beej
  MrPhlip: Persistence hunted the cheese
 electra310: Not too many more years and Penelope will be old enough to join the shenanigans if she wants.  Or at least be as old as the Lrrsfolk when they started
 powerflapjack: just because their different hair completely changes their vibe, lmao
Timagio: The cheese Beej-dropped
westerfarmer: Ah big hair beej
 lirazel64: Ah, the pandemic hair.
 Brozard: Cheej
 jarnatan: @Timagio Henceforth the pandemic shall be known as Mullet Era
 Tuples: Cheej-drop
 beowuuf: @electra310   
 Desruprot: the cheese path
 warpstonewarlock: a cheese-ah
 Brozard: Using a cheese roll to generate unique passwords
 powerflapjack: lmao
 TehAmelie: just be like the fastest land animal
 electra310: @beowuuf Hey, my kid is old enough to take driver's ed this year, I need to pass the angst of being old around!
 nightsreach: i can see the allergies
 Leonhart321: @electra310 Time moves forward and death comes for us all
 Tuples: Cheeseta
 powerflapjack: is that how serge stepped on the wasp nest?
 beowuuf: @electra310 lol, fair 
 Tuples: Tackle... That.... Cheese!!!
 Brozard: subdue the cheese
 TehAmelie: i know Serge is allergic to almost any mammals and Ben U is allergic to the outdoors, but
 Desruprot: Let the cheese flow through you
 Brozard: Was there a random Crapshot cock in there?
 darkora: @Brozard subdue is the step prior to fondue
 RandomTrivia: @Brozard Oh good, I didn't imagine that
 99FineLines: @Brozard you want to take that again??
 electra310: Apparently "14 and a half" is old enough for driver's ed in some states, which was shocking to me. It's hard enough to prepare for the milestones I see coming, but this one really snuck up on me. 
 Therberus: @Brozard Thank you yes! Thought I was going crazy
  MrPhlip: @brozard yeah I thought I heard it too
TheAinMAP:  
 jarnatan: Subdue is the opposite of overdue
 cmdrud87: yeah, pretty ure there wa
 cmdrud87: s
 Earthenone: i thought subdue was the oposite of dubdue 
luke_warme: cheesecheesecheesecheeseCHEESE
 ArrestedHouse: that cheese *went*
 Brozard: @99finelines Was there a random Crapshot phallus in there?
 EternalRoxas: I've watched this like 5 times before and this was also the first time i noticed the crapshot gun cocking noise
 TheWooglie: @Earthenone or domdue
NotSoLuckyLydia: Kathleen is a cheese berserker. gotta work herself into a frenzy before the chase
 GenericHerooo: @brozard I heard it too
 beowuuf: @electra310 i'm shocked too! then again, i'm from the uk, so we have less space for kids to  drive around recklessly while they learn
 99FineLines: cheese can't run far as they lactose
 powerflapjack: @beowuuf (cackles in Midwesterner)
kynelwynn: Whatever happened to the drone?
 Fruan: everyone’s lockdown hair feels so nostalgic
 EternalRoxas: @99FineLines 
 TehAmelie: of course, the US is largely in the pocket of big gasoline to the point of interstate roads and cities being designed for cars, so i guess it's a necessity
 Brozard: 
 electra310: @beowuuf I live on a literal mountain! This does not seem wise at all.
 powerflapjack: DEER
 RandomTrivia: Deer!
 Mangledpixel: oh deer
 josh___something: Oh dear
 azninsect: oh deer
 Desruprot: !card The Cheese Stands Alone
  LRRbot: The Cheese Stands Alone [4WW] | Enchantment | When you control no permanents other than The Cheese Stands Alone and have no cards in hand, you win the game.
 CaptainChibale: I'm a grandparent now. I get to do all the worrying all over again. Wheee.
 Serpens77: oh deer
 EternalRoxas: @Fruan really really
 micalovits: Chat only has 1 braincell
TheAinMAP:  
 Mangledpixel: well done, chat hive mind
 cmdrud87: oh Dery
charlietrotter123 is gifting 2 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 34 in the channel!
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AndyDaMage: go random person!
 powerflapjack: CHRIS
 Serpens77: I wonder how common the name "Beacon Hill" is. I live near one that is definitely not that one
 99FineLines: it's liberating to live in a weird town, and know you're definitely not the most odd person in the nearest 200m.
 beowuuf: @electra310 just need to make sure the car has two side wheel far longer than the other, so they can drive around in circles with no fear of falling off 
 NekomimiNinja: Full SEND!
KinkerbellRose: Dude WENT for itr!
IslandersCaper: 
 lirazel64: 100 100 100 100
luke_warme: the cheese warrior
 TehAmelie: such athleticism
 josh___something: archer chris went whole hog
 azninsect: i like how a guy just saw what was happening and was like "yeah i want in"
 roefizzlebeef: dudes rock
 red_shoes_jeff: Very sporting of Archery Chris not to just shoot the cheese.
 powerflapjack: dudes rock
KinkerbellRose: To be fair, I'd of been totally joining in.
NotSoLuckyLydia: Shame archery chris didnt get to shoot the cheese
Timagio: Everybody wins CHEESE
KinkerbellRose:  We did not.
 powerflapjack: lmao (we did not)
 roefizzlebeef: I wonder if they still have the cheese wheel on set somewhere
abslomdaak42: (We did not.)
 Fruan: (we did not)
 RandomTrivia: 
 Nigouki: ah, seems i tuned into the cheesy content
 Brozard: It’s catch and release cheese
 darkcyril: @azninsect I would absolutely chase down some cheese given the opportunity - with or without the LRR folx.
 invalidCards: I've never been more proud to be Dutch than in this moment
 azninsect: cheese
   LoadingReadyRun: gonna go offline in a moment
Timagio: Cheese! Cheese! Cheese! Cheese!
luke_warme: cheese
 red_shoes_jeff: CHEESE
 Serpens77: totally not a cheese cult
 GazzyInferno: cheese!
Timagio: Goodbyeeeeeeee
abslomdaak42: Celebratory cheese dance
 99FineLines: The LRR Cheese Roll, part of Our Heritage.
 azninsect: LoadingReadyRun o7
 darkora: Cheesefit?
 TehAmelie: catch and releese
 powerflapjack: "archery chris"
CaptainTeo: Cheesefit Adventure.
 v_nome: What happened to the faux cheese? Is it still around?
 Brozard: LoadingCheddarRun
 Serpens77: Kate!
 CaptainChibale: I'd watch the cheese rolling but I wouldn't join in. Bad back and hip. XD
 beowuuf: 
 powerflapjack: oh hey, Richard Ayoade!
 Tuples: Ah!  The sound!
clarinetman: Good morning!
Timagio: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 azninsect: 
   LoadingReadyRun: ok, offline for a moment, brb
 Decaped: Time to get Crowdstruck
 TehAmelie: i was on a bus today when it started raining so hard the bus broke down
 invalidCards: Coffee time!
 lirazel64: Yello!
 definenull: oh that was quick
 Jillexie: Coffee Talk Time!
 darkora: I have many questions and I want answers to exactly none of them
 FoxBehindTheTree: 
KinkerbellRose: Coffee Time!
 definenull: i lost track of time
 3schr: Coffee Time!
 azninsect: coffee!
 beowuuf: is this kathleen and jacob times?
 Therberus: 0-800-gotWud?
 Serpens77: so how was your childhood?
 electra310: Mmmm, coffee!
 BigDaddyBland87:   
 TehAmelie: loud sustained honk followed by 15 minutes of nothing until the next bus came
 RandomTrivia: Protip: instead of refreshing the page, you can simply close the "suggested" panes and then hit space with the stream window focussed
  TXC2 rushes in for coffee
 FarleyF: I appreciate coffee time with James
 beowuuf:    
   LoadingReadyRun: ok, should be back any moment
 Earthenone: signal
 quton: coffee time!
 TehAmelie: it wasn't even driving when it happened!
 RandomTrivia:  !
 ArrestedHouse: 
 beowuuf: back!
 DaSunao: 
 josh___something: 
 BigDaddyBland87:  
 azninsect: 
 Therberus: @RandomTrivia Huh TIL
 red_shoes_jeff:     
  TXC2: CONTACT
 Sevinon: @RandomTrivia Thanks!
Isyraq Zaki: !time
 3schr:   
 invalidCards: I'm also going to get a coffee for that matter
CobaltShuriken: and now, for something completely different
KinkerbellRose: 
 CaptainChibale: @RandomTrivia thanks!
 RandomTrivia: @Sevinon It only checks if there's a stream live to see if it can play anything
 TheWooglie:  refresh if you need to 
 beowuuf: and boops
drrek0 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 85 months, currently on a 19 month streak!
 RandomTrivia: Dawn of the Fifth Day
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, drrek0! (Today's storm count: 31)
  nosole: watching LRR time out to the top of the hour makes the radio nerd in me very pleased lol
 electra310: I already have a coffee! So efficient!
  TXC2: that was a seamless transttion for me, refreshed anyway 
 Philocalist: Just in time for coffee!
 invalidCards: Hi Jacob!
 TehAmelie: hey it's Jacob
 Metric_Furlong: hey Jacob
 Nigouki: hallo
KinkerbellRose: HI JACOB!
 3schr: Yacob
 Tuples: Oh hey!
  TXC2: Here we GO!
CobaltShuriken: JACOB
 beowuuf: morning friend jacoc!
  Sarah_Serinde: Hi Jacob
 IanAllenBird: 👋
 AriaHibiki: hi jacob!
 bakerydragon: Good Morning!
 Serpens77: Hello Jacob
 azninsect: hi jacob
 baltimore_667083: hi Jacob!
 beowuuf: mute
 SnowBuddy18: hi Jacob
 SageofShadowzF: Hello
 Philocalist: Good morning!
  MrPhlip: Hi Jacob!
 CaptainChibale: morning, Jacob!
 RandomTrivia: Jacob! 
luke_warme: yeah mornin
 invalidCards: Jacob is muted!
 bakerydragon: lovely to see you Jacob 
KinkerbellRose: Mic 5.
 Nigouki: no mic?
 asthanius: no audio
 type_variable: mic 5
 Brozard: The return! 
 Metric_Furlong: mic 5
Genie_M: Bon appetit
 electra310: Jacob-Eats-Food stream, on silent
 justacrabgrass: Good morning
 beowuuf: deliberately due to eating?
  TXC2: Hello Jacob and Jacob's sandwich
 quton: good morning
 red_shoes_jeff: J A C O B
 42MiLLyWays: Mic 5, but with tunes
 darkora: silent Jacob
 beowuuf: loud bgc
shadowmaster132: hi!
 ComradeMik: silent jacob snacking on an egg and bacon mcmuffin
 3schr: Equipment has to wake up. It's early
 FarleyF: this is the Jacob maneuver
 jumping_point: 
 Tuples: Eating steam.
 beowuuf: hey james
 hypperstar2280: Good morning!
 teddywhosabear: music, but no people
 Furrbahl: Mornin' Jacob
 beowuuf: also muted
 inconsideratehat: Thanks for the book suggestion Jacob!
 Nigouki: music and no studio audio
 TheWooglie: music, but no audio
 bisaflau: Muted
 RandomTrivia: Music a-plenty but no mics
  Sarah_Serinde: James we have music but we can't hear you
KinkerbellRose: Mic 5 on james too.
 Brozard: Mic 5!
 Bassios: Can't hear shit, captain
 PhoenixMelior: Muted mics
 MrMatternot: Hello Mr. BURGESS
Genie_M: Only music
 Austere_Squire: an art
 tabbybabbyy: no sound
missa_hancock: and think they got it lol
 quton: early morning microphones
 josh___something: MIC 5
 42MiLLyWays: no people sounds
 josh___something: Hi Jacob!
 Brozard: Per Ben last night, there is a new button?
j3573rblack: good to see the CrowdStrike fiasco hasn't taken the subathon down
 Jillexie: Jacob, after watching the Swap Shop video, I bow down to your bartering skillz.
 lirazel64: No sound.
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  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, undecided44! (Today's storm count: 32)
 Earthenone: james apeing wheelers muted conversation bit 
KinkerbellRose: 
 snowewolf: Live Burger time
 BigDaddyBland87: somebody wake the mics up
 ProcyonFlynn: As is Tradition 
 inconsideratehat: LOL
 Serpens77: microphon't
 josh___something: Lookin good, bud!
 ComradeMik: finish your bite jacob
 Mangledpixel: Michael the Fifth
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 6:00 AM
Isyraq Zaki: nice, just on time
  Jan Eli Padilla: Jacob!
  Simriel: It's a Big Sandwich!
Alex Frank: no sound?
  Sarah: Not currently
  Simriel: I hope Jacob enjoys his big sandwich
magicpokey: just seeing Jacob makes me smile
Isaac Myers: mukbang
Alex Frank: good music though
Ugunark: good morning sandwich and also jacob
  Simriel: I hope James enjoys Jacob enjoying his big sandwich
 TheWooglie: we missed your hilarious bit Jacob
 RealGamerCow: Hi Jacob
  MrPhlip: Technology! <jazz hands>
 ComradeMik: don't chew with your mouth open
 red_shoes_jeff: This might be the best beatboxing I've ever heard!
 invalidCards: Any eaters in the chat?
 roefizzlebeef: in the words of ben last night: "there's a new button on this!"
 TheMerricat: Do they know they aren't blurred? 
 xantos69: Ben didn't tell us what button was new, but there absolutely is one.
 Shaneusm: Hi Jacob
 Tuples: I bet that was gonna' be a good bit too.
 electra310: Nooo, Jacob's clever intro, ruined!
abslomdaak42: Good morning guys (it's 3 PM here)
 Spacepup: Time for Jacob howling in silence for the next hour? Cool!
 Therberus: Thats some good faceacting
KinkerbellRose: Jacob, showing how we all feel.
 RandomTrivia: Well that needs a gif 
 Philocalist: Are we going to reiterate Jacob's childhood?
 hypperstar2280: Poor lonely Jacob
 Nigouki: Jacob pain at having his jokes muted 
  TXC2: who needs a mic when Jacob can emote so well
 RandomTrivia: 
  Sarah_Serinde: There we go
 TheWooglie: fixed
KinkerbellRose: THERE IT IS.
 Brozard: @invalidcards about to make an egg sandwich now
 type_variable: HI
 beowuuf: not muted!
  MrPhlip: Unmuted!
 azninsect: there we go
 Metric_Furlong: there we go
 FoxBehindTheTree: 
 Frankenstain: it’s called the Ben button
 BigDaddyBland87: hey sound
 bisaflau: SOUND!
 anbuagent12: Ah ah ah
 Mewr11: audio!
 snowewolf: is that a Egg and sausage Mcmuffin? i can see
 bakerydragon: Jacob - we got to watch your bargaining at Swap Shop. excellent skills!
Timagio: Jacob looking in pain
 AriaHibiki: lollll
 Knitting_Goblin: Sound!
 TehAmelie: we have speech!
 ArrestedHouse: 
 electra310: Do it again
 OtherEdgeworth: Mics live
 Brozard: Sound!
 42MiLLyWays: there is people sounds now
 PhoenixMelior: There we go
 beowuuf: cries of dispair audible!
 azninsect: 
 IanAllenBird: !
  TXC2: there we go!
 quton: fixed!
 josh___something: HI JACOB!
 BluJester: flawless
 Spacepup: SObbing jacob confirmed
 cmdrud87: Jacob has bn sitting in this pose since last night
 ThorSokar: Morning Sunshine
 beowuuf: hey jacob! hey james
Timagio: Oh we have audio
 TheWooglie: we missed your hilarious bit
 red_shoes_jeff: Hi!
 Bassios: Hi James and Jacob!
 gnomebot1: Morning!!!
 JustChrisWood: A Jacob and James Friday
 99FineLines: the clownstrike is an excellent argument against giving one company control of giant parts of the internet.
 invalidCards: R.I.P. the bit
Kilpanic: Little known fact: Sub-a-thon is French for Sub-a-tuna
 Shaneusm:  
 RandomTrivia: That was good Face Acting 
 electra310: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Jacob does great work when chat can't hear him 
  Sarah_Serinde: Speaking from experience
 TehAmelie: i remember it like yesterday
 RealGamerCow: Jacob I applaud your ability to be flexible enough to sit cross legged in that chair
Timagio: Orally?
 Nigouki: mouth-to-mouth coffee
 Fruan: happy Y2K everyone!
  TXC2: 99FineLines  also for not updating before the weekend 
Alex Frank: ah there we go
Elbasunu: hello youtubers
 Sibwow: i was looking forward to the tirade
thedevil_risen1: 😆
 beowuuf: oh no, jacob about to be racist again  
 hypperstar2280: Abc coffee?
 99FineLines: i like my coffee like my women. in a cup.
 Wolfstrike_NL: and friends
 vinewood_og: LFG!!!!!!
 ProcyonFlynn: Happy Coffee 
 azninsect: james and...oh.
 protojman: good morning James and friend(s)!
 invalidCards: o7
 the_phantom_game_player: Hello
 northos: we can be the friends!
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 aquinas_0: always push to production on friday friends
 electra310: @99FineLines Covered in bees?
Kilpanic: Do those shoes smell like feet?
 vinewood_og: We're here James! 
 FarleyF: best part is if you combine Jacob and James names it's the same thing
 TehAmelie: we just saw Kathleen chasing a cheese wheel
 sfaviator: Ballz
shadowmaster132: Crowdstrike has been happening for hours and I didn't even notice at work. Guess they trust me to control my own computer
 42MiLLyWays: tis a bit early there
 beowuuf: you can make new friendship with jacob
 Xed_Regulus: Hello, and Happy Friday, friends!!!  
  Sarah_Serinde: !subathon
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 electra310: She is chasing the cheese to this very day
 inconsideratehat: Like the good goth gremlin she is
 marawr_arts: 1000 g'morning, lovelies!
 Obos_TAB: Kathleen's operating system didn't boot
j3573rblack: @99FineLines i got lucky, but it took a big chunk of australia down on our friday afternoon
 aussie_rob_w: good morning james of good morning coffee
missa_hancock: coffee with James and friend still works
 hypperstar2280: Morning coffee with James and !
 red_shoes_jeff: K
 Jillexie: ok
petey_vonwho: We have the same number of hours remaining that we did at the start of yesterday
 Austere_Squire: i thought james was about to ask chat to vamp for him for some reason
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Kilpanic: I don't understand the clock
 3schr: Asking works.... go figure
  TXC2: James just speaking is a challenge to chat 
 Two_Hats: Huh, how close are we to the cap?
  TXC2: jessieimproved  
 lordcrocodile: Jacob is there
 aussie_rob_w: hi Jacob!
 RealGamerCow: Currently we're going until approximately 11 PM PST?
 42MiLLyWays: cool technology
 jessieimproved: 
 cle0deen: Morning
 CobaltShuriken: coffee machines are the new printer
 red_shoes_jeff: @j3573rblack Nope! One Piece reference!
 Stoffern: Did you bop it?
wandering_t: 1000
 3schr: NOT A SPONSOR
 99FineLines: has nobody gifted a sub to twitch.tv/jesus
 TehAmelie: sure you can split it
 FarleyF: did you advert your eyes when the machine flashed you 
 j3573rblack: @red_shoes_jeff ah, a man of taste
 Timagio: Machine, turn back, n o w
 ItsThugDimmadome: Coffeee with Jacob! THE INMATES RUN THE ASYLUM NOW
 99FineLines: only 513 followers
 42MiLLyWays: jacob story time?
 CaptainChibale: pre-coffee
 Obos_TAB: Jacob don't be scared of us
 ShaneLeeAtk: Time for Transformers!
 josh___something: Hi jacob!
 Didero: Need coffee to wake up enough to fix the coffee machine
 CobaltShuriken:   
 Sevinon: Huh... uh, bits aren't going through...
 cle0deen: Hi Jacob
KinkerbellRose: Hoi Jacob~
 quton: pre-coffee for coffee
  TXC2: I think if we double the remaining time we hit the cap?
 RealGamerCow: Jacob, how are YOU doing?
 invalidCards: Hi Jacob, good morning!
JinaMahavira: Hi jacob!
 darkcyril: It's important to have coffee before you have coffee.
 v_nome: Morning, Jacob
 Jillexie: Jacob how did you learn to barter like that?
 the_phantom_game_player: Hello
kynelwynn: Vamp for time, Jacob! 
 FoxBehindTheTree: hi dear
 Obos_TAB: Jacob i love your Oki Oki stuff thank you for fighting hard
 JustChrisWood: 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100
 forcedreject: Good evening Kindred
 Shaneusm: Hi Jacob!
 garfacemcgar: morning jacob
  TXC2: Hello Jacob
 ExachixKitsune: Jacob, well me about Exalted >:3
 darkora: Hi Jacob!
  SmithKurosaki: Hi Jacob 
 kodalith: Morning Jacob!
 Two_Hats: Hello!
 Korolan: Hello Jacob!
 Timagio: Sadly
 TheWooglie:   
KinkerbellRose: I'm excited.
 jessieimproved: Jacob!  I'm a few chapters in to ADHD 2.0 on audio!  It's so good!
CraziestOwl: hi Jacob
 Furrbahl: I'm scared
 Sibwow: give us some face acting jacob
 electra310: Jacob is the boss now!
 ClockTamer: Jacob! favorite transformers villain? GO!
 E_Westra: Well, this is awkward
thedevil_risen1: Hey Jacob
 asthanius: how ya doin?
 gnomebot1: Jacob, are you going to run Exalted on Dice Friends?
 RebekahWSD: I think it'll go well!
 CobaltShuriken: We have definitely been alone with you before
 SnowBuddy18: hi Jacob, you're looking lovely today
 inconsideratehat: Thanks for the book recommendation, Jacob! I needed the updated ADHD check-in.
 bisaflau:   
 bakerydragon: bold new territory
 Stella_Noctis:  
 malfnord: Do we need an adult?
 ComradeMik: jacob has haggled with early morning marketeers. chat holds no fear for him.
 josh___something: I guess desert bus doesn't count, does it
 MrMatternot: Hi Jacob. We got to see the swap meet earlier.
 BlueFingers5: Hi Jacob
 Tuples: Jacob, we watched you haggling!
 thatguysteve2709: Hello, Jacob how have you been?
 ItsThugDimmadome: Jacob, start talking Vampire. Unleash the beast!
Nameless_Sword:   
Kilpanic: That's a nice shirt. I get the joke, you're 'peacocking' right?
 jumping_point: 
 42MiLLyWays: only the bit where the others were "passed out"
 Bassios: Quick, get Jacon started on Transformers lore!
 protojman: hey Jacob! I learned this week you do voice acting. That's awesome! Always something i've been interested in
 Philocalist: Time to air any grievances
abslomdaak42: Not a Drop To Drink S3 when?
 Austere_Squire: hi, jacob! hope yer okay
 Therberus: DO IT
amyg87: HI JACOB!!   
 j_crane330: 
 ThorSokar: What was your BEST day?
 beowuuf: pretend we're tiltyhouse or ysbrd 
 invalidCards: Do itttt
 Simonark: Wow, James’ tirades are the most racist of all?
KinkerbellRose: YES!
 Nigouki: yes
 FoxBehindTheTree: are you single? baptized?
 mercano82: what is the secret to life, the universe, and everything?
 thatguysteve2709: Plz do
KinkerbellRose: DO IT!
 bisaflau: DO IT
 RealGamerCow: They WOULD NOT notice
 3schr: Moving Time w/ Jacob
  TXC2: DO IT!
 ItsThugDimmadome: JACOB YES
 Austere_Squire: do it!
 Greyah: Timezone appropriate greeting to you, Jacob!
 Korolan: Move things!
 Carlioo: Have you caught up on dawntrail?
 electra310: DO IT
 Timagio: DEW IT
 Metric_Furlong: do it
 Xed_Regulus: Go for it!
 quietcat: do it!
 public_key_reveal_party: Do it!
 j3573rblack: do it
abslomdaak42: Yes, do it!
 gualdhar: Jacob is a cat, confirmed
 micalovits: They would not notice
 spicyFerret_: Hey hi hello jacob!
 MehallD: Jacob, your campaign seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train. Why are you so popular?
 Fanklok: Leaving Jacob unsupervised
 darkora: Do it for chaos!
 3schr: DO IT
 Korolan: READJUST
 invalidCards: Move it move it move it
 forcedreject: Jacob, is this a Malkavian compulsion?
boglebog: do it
 NonjaBiru: Do it!
petey_vonwho: Do it!
 snowewolf: bring out the JaKob
 BlueFingers5: Yes!
 BlindProphet32: CHAOS!
 kodalith: Do it!
 j_crane330: Do it
 josh___something: I have a feeling they won't
 Stella_Noctis: Do it.
  Sarah_Serinde: Maybe like one or two things would be a good compromise
 Obos_TAB: Turn Rivendell Around
 thatguysteve2709: Do it
 type_variable: Do it
KinkerbellRose: CHAOS REIGNS!
 FarleyF:   
 ThorSokar: Jacon, find ONE thing, TURN IT UPSIDE DOWN
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 radioshackraider: Hey Jacob, you wanna hear my idea for VTM character?
 xantos69: Why not give us your SCALDING HOT takes?
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 electra310: doooo eeeet
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 SnowBuddy18: rotate the cushions
Kilpanic: Take a picture so that you can put it back
 Wolfstrike_NL: Give in! 
 RealGamerCow: Just a little bit
 Jennie_Fuchsia: do it
 BlueFingers5: Do it
 beowuuf: if anyonje has the goodwill to spend it's you 
 3schr:   
 Nigouki: move the chairs to be slightly colliding with the frame
  TXC2: chat craves chaos
 j_crane330: Wow
 invalidCards: YESSS
81ackR0se: Move the things, Jacob
 Arazien: YEAH
 vegetalss4: Hi Jacob, that sounds appropriate
 ProcyonFlynn: The Layout is Documented.  Go wild 
  TXC2: Woogachaka  
 micalovits: We are the demons!
 Jennie_Fuchsia: bus energy
 hypperstar2280: Good on Jacob for pregaming his coffee! You should switch chairs with James.
KinkerbellRose: HAHAHA! Yes! JACOB!
 public_key_reveal_party: James will appreciate the chaos
 IanAllenBird: 👏
 NonjaBiru: Embrace chaos!
 roefizzlebeef: yayyyyyyy
 electra310: yesss, demons
JinaMahavira: Jacob Burgess, Agent of  Chaos
 Carlioo: CHAOS
 lordcrocodile: do it
Gizmoloid: 
 josh___something: YESSSS
abslomdaak42: Jacob is just a chaos goblin and I'm here for it
 TehAmelie: just noticed the commodore blue NES with light gun
 RealGamerCow: Untitled Jacob Game
 Two_Hats: Chaos!
 inconsideratehat: Pick TWO THINGS, as a treat.
 j3573rblack: everyone be cool
 ExachixKitsune: *chanting* JACOB JACOB JACOB
 RandomTrivia: 
 Timagio: UNMITIGATED CHAOS
KinkerbellRose: 
 Leonhart321: You monster
 Genie_M: Tardii
 FoxBehindTheTree: 
 Tarnius: Excellent.
 Therberus: 
 thatguysteve2709: We are bad influences and crave chaos
 Digigoner: Embrace the CHAOS!
  Simriel: Storytime with Jacob?
  Simriel: No, Chaus time with Jacob
KarlKewbZ: NO JACOB NOOOO
 cookiebeard: hahaha such a goblin
 j_crane330: Hey
 RebekahWSD: As long as you're prepared to be ended by Graham and or Paul, it's fine
 ShaneLeeAtk: This is no Kindness Was. Be Chair
 invalidCards: The absolute madman
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drawnbinary: i just got here what
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 99FineLines: this feels like a AMV video game
  Sarah_Serinde: Well at least we have a video record of what moved where 
 Shaneusm: Yaasssssss
 electra310: Sneaky sneaky sneaky
abslomdaak42: Well, it's the TARDIS, it can dematerialise on it's own
  TXC2: caimheul  
 FarleyF: 
 Nigouki: lol
 asthanius: the question is: how long until Jacob breaks and reveals it
thedevil_risen1: That's a nice pair of tardi
 josh___something: LMAO
 Spooky_Noises: Has every guest, upon being left along by james, resorted to chaos?
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KinkerbellRose: Rofl
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 3schr: @Sarah_Serinde Sort of
Kilpanic: THAT IS A COLLECTIBLE CAN
 Obos_TAB: Moce the minifigs!
 Timagio: slobs
 ThorSokar: HURRY
 TheOtherTrevor: That can was a critical part of the set dressing
 ComradeMik: you're moving their stuff, you can't judge!
westerfarmer: That should be clipped if possible
  TXC2: bisaflau  
 Greyah: Channel that inner goblin.
Candysniper015: we switch around my gran’s Christmas decorations every year. same energy, except she would throw stuff at us if she caught us lol
 GazzyInferno: the tell-tale set redecoration
 Leonhart321: *gasps* Not the trophies
 Austere_Squire: blame chat if anyone asks
 red_shoes_jeff:     
 lordcrocodile: wants to create chaos starts cleaning as well
 strixsiderum: thank you so much @bisaflau !
 beowuuf: @drawnbinary james is fixing coffee machine so jacob chose violence 
 PhoenixMelior: And lo did Jacob redecorate the set
 SursaiKosecksi: I tuned in at the right goblin time 
 garfacemcgar: Jacob you are an absolute treasure
 IanAllenBird: good thing there's no video evidence of this
 Ashmantle: 
 bakerydragon: Jacob - Are there any Aquatic transformers? I know about flying and land ones, and animals but that's it
 mercano82: 
 RandomTrivia: You know, Jacob, your physical comedy is unrivaled https://i.imgur.com/O02pSmn.gif
 electra310: What he really needs to do is find the lands station
 beowuuf:  
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Mangledpixel: and there is, of course, no possible way that these actions have in any way been indelibly recorded for playback at a later date
 CaptainChibale: everyone be cool
 Timagio: Flawless
81ackR0se: Even in chaos, still Team Order XD
 micalovits: Welcome back James!
 3schr: <message deleted>James, Jacob moved stuff around
 josh___something: We're cool
 TehAmelie: who's on tech? i'm sure they can be bribed. unless it's Paul
 electra310: Nothing happened
 public_key_reveal_party: Everyone act innocent
 Nigouki: James, Jacob has been trying to find the transformer that used to live on set to talk about it for 2 hours
 roefizzlebeef: chat don't snitch!!
 beowuuf: doing some streeetching for time? sure
 cle0deen: Lunges
 hypperstar2280: Look at Jacob pregaming his coffee!
 SnowBuddy18: just some stretching
 42MiLLyWays: 
 josh___something: No one here is snitch chat 
 cookiebeard: 
 electra310: Everybody do more donos
 NewtyNewts: Coffee time?
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 Timagio: Pregame the coffee
 Didero: !subathon
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 electra310: Get that chat moving
 powerflapjack: james, kathleen uncloaked and moved stuff around
 mercano82: just fly casual
Alex Frank: uhh, maybe that's enough lol
 ComradeMik: this is twitch chat, not snitch chat
 NewtyNewts: 17 currently
 Korolan: S t r e t c h
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 Frankenstain: there is no video evidence of anything
 beowuuf: half way there! wooooah!
 vegetalss4: Chat is still  not good at acting casual I see
 Leonhart321: Morning stretches with Jacob was a success
  TXC2: Jennie_Fuchsia  
  Sarah_Serinde: Good math, especially this time of day
 j_crane330: Wow
 Didero: It's amazing that the timer has been hovering around this time for at least a day now
 Sibwow: who has the minigolf card right now?
 beowuuf: and before 11 too
KinkerbellRose: More hours! More LRR!
 Obos_TAB: I thought we were caped to friday night? It's goig to sat morning?
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Kilpanic: that's not exact
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  TXC2: !time
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 j_crane330: Until the end of time
 the_phantom_game_player: Who has the golf score card?
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 TheOtherTrevor: Get serge his treatzza pizza
 azninsect: oooh
Kilpanic: Sub-a-thons are a tough slog. Why don't you guys try a dom-a-thon? That way you could just tell pepole what to do
 hypperstar2280: Pizza!
 Mangledpixel: ice cream is added to the pizza?
 RebekahWSD: 
 Nigouki: ice cream filled pizza crust
 beowuuf: hubris
 42MiLLyWays: 1000
  Sarah_Serinde: I forgot about the water balloon thing 
 Bassios: Man, there's an incentive if ever I've heard one
 garfacemcgar: because its summer?
 CobaltShuriken: a valiant goal
  TXC2: for comedy James, for comedy
  SmithKurosaki: So, is James doing a separate sub read after the thon or are they doing it at the end,m
 CaptainChibale: dessert pizza
  LRRbot: Sub-a-Thon rules: Prime/standard Tier 1/Gift subs will add 1 minute each to the timer, Tier 2 subs add 2 minutes, and Tier 3 subs add 5 minutes. Bits also can be used: 400 Bits will add 1 minute, and…
 j_crane330: Sounds fair
 Sibwow: i would get water balloons tossed at me for three grand
 beowuuf: maybe it was hot that day and it sounded like a good idea?
thedevil_risen1: At least its not a full play through of elder ring
 hypperstar2280: Bro ice cream pizza on Saturday!
thedevil_risen1: *elden
 beowuuf: 
 E_Westra: Continuing the tennis ball legacy
 RockPusher: 
 SnowBuddy18: perfect
 ArrestedHouse: 
 RandomTrivia: Hehehehe
 Mangledpixel: 
KinkerbellRose: 
 CobaltShuriken: oh my
Kilpanic: now that's what I call a gag!
 Philocalist: Dom-a-thon when
 FarleyF: out
 j_crane330: Wow
 xantos69: Cardio is how Jacob starts his day.
 josh___something: HAH
 Nigouki: coming next: Dom-a-thon
 ThorSokar: and then Jacob mumbles "I cam from work"
 DrMagnify: this is the best talk show for my morning coffee and assembling furniture
 IanAllenBird: 6:10am brain, however
  TXC2: and then we have Switch-a-thon
abslomdaak42: I'm more of a Switch-a-thon
 electra310: Though the ball gag bit would've worked with no audio
 ExachixKitsune: reading subs?!
 TehAmelie: say Jacob, we've been potatoing here for like 5 days, would you like to put us through some stretches?
 Simonark: That’s a Noontime gag. Well, an anytime gag really, but…
 ClockTamer: 2 bits gets you a shave and a haircut
 beowuuf: will there be a fishing minigame? 
 81ackR0se: Yes Jacob, just because it's a sub-a-thon, we believe you nudge nudge wink wink say no more
 RealGamerCow: Sub scroll at 20x speed
Kilpanic: Don't do a Switch a thon unless you want to get sued by Nintendo
 red_shoes_jeff: @Philocalist Probably after Switch-a-thon.
  Simriel: Well done LRRbot. you worked this time
  Simriel: Good bot
  Sarah: It usually does, it's just a little slow here
Alex Frank: Is Lrrbot also powered by crowdstrike?
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 Simonark: Switchathon was yesterday
 zenthere: Coffee.....
 electra310: This is not a time of honor
 RandomTrivia: James, no! That's the SECOND question!
 hypperstar2280: Today it's coffee with James and Jacob and chairry!
 TehAmelie: she's got a family and all
 Fanklok: Kathleen is a gith
 Therberus: Wait did we not ask Jacob about his childhoon?
  TXC2: I wake up at 5:30, I GET up at eight 
westerfarmer: 3 a.m...
kynelwynn: I work overnights, so I wake up around 4pm
 RandomTrivia: I guess we already did that yesterday
 RockPusher: Jacob has a morning-person vibe
 FarleyF: someone put chats monitor on the chair
Kilpanic: why would you admit to getting up at 5:30?!
 ThorSokar:  Jacob is a serial killer 
 Fanklok: Kathleen is a goth the morning is anathema
 vinewood_og: I was a 5am mun until work from home. Now 30 minutes before I sign on lol
 josh___something: Wait, literal brain damage?
 42MiLLyWays: some times, i can't get to sleep until 6ish. i am a creature of the night.
  Simriel: It hasn't worked for my last few Subathon requests xD
  Sarah: Then I missed you trying those I guess
  Jan Eli Padilla: wait, I was looking away, what did Jacob do?
  Sarah: LRRbot is slower on YouTube than Twitch because of things on YouTube's end
 j_crane330: Usually 0500, but I  slept to 0600 because I took off today
 mercano82: Jacob doesn’t go out after dark, he doesn’t want to encounter vampires.
 beowuuf: oof
 Didero: ohno
 CobaltShuriken: oof
 red_shoes_jeff: 530's roughly the time my shift ends.
 northos: 
shadowmaster132: I try to live my life like there is only one 5 o'clock in the day and it's the afternoon
 Sibwow: long covid? cooooooovvvviiiiiddddd?
 ThorSokar: oh shit, that sucks
 RockPusher: ooof, 
 invalidCards: 
 azninsect: 
 Obos_TAB: Brother! long covid has been a beast for me. I have long term fatigue still
 RealGamerCow: That is incredibly difficult for a voice actor
 Ashmantle: 
 Stella_Noctis:  
 42MiLLyWays: oof for sure
  TXC2: well here's to recovery 
 RebekahWSD: Memory problems suck, and I hate having problems
  SmithKurosaki: Oofa. So sorry to hear thst
 Mangledpixel: fun fact: the medieval sleep pattern was everyone went to sleep when the sun went down, slept for a couple of hours, then got up and did evening activities, then went back to bed for second sleep
 RandomTrivia: Oof
 3schr: sorry to hear that
 roefizzlebeef: aw man, I'm glad you're doing better now!
 42MiLLyWays:    
 beowuuf: 
 josh___something: OH, that stinks! 
 bakerydragon: huge sympathy to you Jacob
 electra310: That stuff sucks 
 TehAmelie: my grandpa died of the covids. symapthies
 canahedo:  
 public_key_reveal_party: Ouch, yeah, rough. Glad it's slowly getting better 
 Jennie_Fuchsia: damn
 bakerydragon: totally fair
 spicyFerret_:    
 Fruan: talking about aphasia is so hard
 RebekahWSD: Human meat husks are terrible and we need a full redesign
 j_crane330: Fair
 Shaneusm:  J  A  C  O  B 
 Fanklok: I literally just got home from my workout
 beowuuf: james can actually seriously explain why he usually would be preparing to punch chunks right about now 
 vinewood_og: Dopamine NOW!
Alex Frank: He rearranged the decorations
  Sarah: (Don't ask me, I don't remember the details and I am not a bot person 😛 )
  Resilient Spring: I was woken up by my dog at 5am, because an animal was getting into our garbage xP that was early for me lol
 Brozard: yeeeeeeep
 RealGamerCow: What are your hours in the winter Jacob?
 CaptainChibale: I am fortunate to not have gotten covid. But I had a rare reaction to the vaccine that made my sense of taste go away for a couple days.
missa_hancock: definitely due for a human 2.0. patch 1 - second set of adult teeth in your 30a
NojhLivic: Good morning!
 j_crane330: Running usually fuels my add
 Korolan: Gotta catch the ADHD before it wakes up fully
 jessieimproved: I fall out of bed and go on a 2 mile walk, for the same reason.
 Korolan: Sneak up on that shit
 forcedreject: Wait...is THAT why I don't feel better from excercise
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