LoadingReadyRun Sub-a-Thon 2024

 Brozard: CloudStrike got cloud struck
 Desruprot: @jarnatan they have always been a cheesemonger though, and we like cheese, so it is likely one of the few without the negative
 warpstonewarlock: there's also fishmonger
 fuzzra: Ironmonger
CaptainTeo: No one likes a leaky cheese.
 TehAmelie: crackmonger
 Desruprot: Monger is generally meaning seller I think
 ShaneLeeAtk: How was this 3 years ago?!
 99FineLines: this is not how Serge broke his leg.
 Brozard: Safety third!
 cmdrud87: !card spiritmonger
  LRRbot: Spiritmonger [3BG] | Creature — Beast [6/6] | Whenever Spiritmonger deals damage to a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on Spiritmonger. / {B}: Regenerate Spiritmonger. / {G}: Spiritmonger becomes the color of your choice until end of turn.
 TehAmelie: cracksmith sounds really funny, though, just to contrast
 aussie_rob_w: grass burns definitely a thing
RadiantGV: imagine putting all your eggs in a basket and then forgetting that snakes exist
 quton: serge gearing up
 Chronomagistrate: costermonger as well, for general goods sales
 Mangledpixel: TehAmelie well, a shortened version of it is used in the UK as a slur against people with Down's syndrome, so watch out for that
 electra310: Oh, I love this video!
Timagio: I just realized how kinda sad this park is, it's road and parking lot up and down.
 FarleyF: I guess you take a kids ear off once and you become super safe
Timagio: I hope there's more nature off-camera
kynelwynn: wishmonger, sailmonger, beastmonger, warmonger, squallmonger
 99FineLines: this park is an above average park.
 TehAmelie: i think it's just that "mong" has a bad mouth feel
 jarnatan: @Desruprot Oh yeah no my point is that there is nothing inherently negative about the word monger, and has been used for a very long time as a term for somebody selling something. But because its been used to describe people "selling" wars and fear and whatnot, the word "monger" has in our minds absorbed some of the negativity of those uses
 d782: it’s actually a really nice big park, I was there last summer
 TehAmelie: sorry Mongolia
Timagio: That's good to hear
 quton: 
The_Ninjurai: I wonder what the people driving by are thinking
 electra310: Love how Serge just goes for it 
 cmdrud87: isn't Serge super allergic?
 aussie_rob_w: in that much grass?
 jarnatan: The same way that a "peddler" is also a perfectly legitimate word for a salesperson, but because you mainly hear about it about someone who "peddles horse manure", we see it as negative
 Mangledpixel: this is, of course, how the ancient cheese hunters did it
 azninsect: serge indeed got the cheese
 99FineLines: Serge's greatest allergy is of not committing to the bit 100000%.
 Brozard: @tehamelie Is that supposed to be pronounced “Mong-olia?”
 Therberus: @Mangledpixel I think they used to run them off the cliffs right?
 Desruprot: gee wilikers
 jarnatan: There's a Mongolian monger among us
 Desruprot: cheese wilikers
 TehAmelie: sounds bad either way
 Brozard: fair
 electra310: She was not willing to body dive like Serge, and so the cheese prevailed. Fewer bruises, though
 TehAmelie: i hope the Mongolians call it something entirely different themselves
 Brozard: Mon Golia makes me think of a small town on Tatooine
 TehAmelie: like Suomi
  MrPhlip: @electra310 the cheese could smell fear
CaptainTeo: Ian will incubate the cheese.
 Brozard: or cousins of the Mon Calimari
 Tuples: Yeah, doing this a year or two into the pandemic is added difficulty.
 99FineLines: it's Mongol-ia, the land of the Mongols. They named it, it's europeans to blame for the slurs.
 beowuuf: yay, half days mean i catch the end of the overnight and the start of the morning show!
 azninsect: the little pats on the cheese wheel
 Therberus: 3-2-1 CHEESE!
 azninsect: eyyy!
 azninsect: penelope cheering kathleen on
 TheWooglie: you did it mom!
 powerflapjack: i was gonna say "Penelope cameo"
 cmdrud87: Haviing G and K as parents must be fun... but also super weird
 SageofShadowzF: Your kids cheering you on while you do something silly is the best
 Brozard: @99finelines …..HUH. That never occurred to me.
 Desruprot: a native LRR-er stalks its cheese before pouncer
 Therberus: Yoooo that kid in the back is going HAM with that kite
Timagio: Oh right, mullet era beej. Good times
 roefizzlebeef: there’s something so delightful about hearing penelope cheering for her mother as kathleen raises the cheese aloft and roars in triumph
 Furyfire: Chase that cheese
 definenull: why isn't this a glurp event
 powerflapjack: @Timagio I was gonna say beej and Kathleen both look weird from like 2021 to 2022
 darkora: Let's go Cheej!
The_Ninjurai: The cheese knew it had no chance against Beej
  MrPhlip: Persistence hunted the cheese
 electra310: Not too many more years and Penelope will be old enough to join the shenanigans if she wants.  Or at least be as old as the Lrrsfolk when they started
 powerflapjack: just because their different hair completely changes their vibe, lmao
Timagio: The cheese Beej-dropped
westerfarmer: Ah big hair beej
 lirazel64: Ah, the pandemic hair.
 Brozard: Cheej
 jarnatan: @Timagio Henceforth the pandemic shall be known as Mullet Era
 Tuples: Cheej-drop
 beowuuf: @electra310   
 Desruprot: the cheese path
 warpstonewarlock: a cheese-ah
 Brozard: Using a cheese roll to generate unique passwords
 powerflapjack: lmao
 TehAmelie: just be like the fastest land animal
 electra310: @beowuuf Hey, my kid is old enough to take driver's ed this year, I need to pass the angst of being old around!
 nightsreach: i can see the allergies
 Leonhart321: @electra310 Time moves forward and death comes for us all
 Tuples: Cheeseta
 powerflapjack: is that how serge stepped on the wasp nest?
 beowuuf: @electra310 lol, fair 
 Tuples: Tackle... That.... Cheese!!!
 Brozard: subdue the cheese
 TehAmelie: i know Serge is allergic to almost any mammals and Ben U is allergic to the outdoors, but
 Desruprot: Let the cheese flow through you
 Brozard: Was there a random Crapshot cock in there?
 darkora: @Brozard subdue is the step prior to fondue
 RandomTrivia: @Brozard Oh good, I didn't imagine that
 99FineLines: @Brozard you want to take that again??
 electra310: Apparently "14 and a half" is old enough for driver's ed in some states, which was shocking to me. It's hard enough to prepare for the milestones I see coming, but this one really snuck up on me. 
 Therberus: @Brozard Thank you yes! Thought I was going crazy
  MrPhlip: @brozard yeah I thought I heard it too
TheAinMAP:  
 jarnatan: Subdue is the opposite of overdue
 cmdrud87: yeah, pretty ure there wa
 cmdrud87: s
 Earthenone: i thought subdue was the oposite of dubdue 
luke_warme: cheesecheesecheesecheeseCHEESE
 ArrestedHouse: that cheese *went*
 Brozard: @99finelines Was there a random Crapshot phallus in there?
 EternalRoxas: I've watched this like 5 times before and this was also the first time i noticed the crapshot gun cocking noise
 TheWooglie: @Earthenone or domdue
NotSoLuckyLydia: Kathleen is a cheese berserker. gotta work herself into a frenzy before the chase
 GenericHerooo: @brozard I heard it too
 beowuuf: @electra310 i'm shocked too! then again, i'm from the uk, so we have less space for kids to  drive around recklessly while they learn
 99FineLines: cheese can't run far as they lactose
 powerflapjack: @beowuuf (cackles in Midwesterner)
kynelwynn: Whatever happened to the drone?
 Fruan: everyone’s lockdown hair feels so nostalgic
 EternalRoxas: @99FineLines 
 TehAmelie: of course, the US is largely in the pocket of big gasoline to the point of interstate roads and cities being designed for cars, so i guess it's a necessity
 Brozard: 
 electra310: @beowuuf I live on a literal mountain! This does not seem wise at all.
 powerflapjack: DEER
 RandomTrivia: Deer!
 Mangledpixel: oh deer
 josh___something: Oh dear
 azninsect: oh deer
 Desruprot: !card The Cheese Stands Alone
  LRRbot: The Cheese Stands Alone [4WW] | Enchantment | When you control no permanents other than The Cheese Stands Alone and have no cards in hand, you win the game.
 CaptainChibale: I'm a grandparent now. I get to do all the worrying all over again. Wheee.
 Serpens77: oh deer
 EternalRoxas: @Fruan really really
 micalovits: Chat only has 1 braincell
TheAinMAP:  
 Mangledpixel: well done, chat hive mind
 cmdrud87: oh Dery
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AndyDaMage: go random person!
 powerflapjack: CHRIS
 Serpens77: I wonder how common the name "Beacon Hill" is. I live near one that is definitely not that one
 99FineLines: it's liberating to live in a weird town, and know you're definitely not the most odd person in the nearest 200m.
 beowuuf: @electra310 just need to make sure the car has two side wheel far longer than the other, so they can drive around in circles with no fear of falling off 
 NekomimiNinja: Full SEND!
KinkerbellRose: Dude WENT for itr!
IslandersCaper: 
 lirazel64: 100 100 100 100
luke_warme: the cheese warrior
 TehAmelie: such athleticism
 josh___something: archer chris went whole hog
 azninsect: i like how a guy just saw what was happening and was like "yeah i want in"
 roefizzlebeef: dudes rock
 red_shoes_jeff: Very sporting of Archery Chris not to just shoot the cheese.
 powerflapjack: dudes rock
KinkerbellRose: To be fair, I'd of been totally joining in.
NotSoLuckyLydia: Shame archery chris didnt get to shoot the cheese
Timagio: Everybody wins CHEESE
KinkerbellRose:  We did not.
 powerflapjack: lmao (we did not)
 roefizzlebeef: I wonder if they still have the cheese wheel on set somewhere
abslomdaak42: (We did not.)
 Fruan: (we did not)
 RandomTrivia: 
 Nigouki: ah, seems i tuned into the cheesy content
 Brozard: It’s catch and release cheese
 darkcyril: @azninsect I would absolutely chase down some cheese given the opportunity - with or without the LRR folx.
 invalidCards: I've never been more proud to be Dutch than in this moment
 azninsect: cheese
   LoadingReadyRun: gonna go offline in a moment
Timagio: Cheese! Cheese! Cheese! Cheese!
luke_warme: cheese
 red_shoes_jeff: CHEESE
 Serpens77: totally not a cheese cult
 GazzyInferno: cheese!
Timagio: Goodbyeeeeeeee
abslomdaak42: Celebratory cheese dance
 99FineLines: The LRR Cheese Roll, part of Our Heritage.
 azninsect: LoadingReadyRun o7
 darkora: Cheesefit?
 TehAmelie: catch and releese
 powerflapjack: "archery chris"
CaptainTeo: Cheesefit Adventure.
 v_nome: What happened to the faux cheese? Is it still around?
 Brozard: LoadingCheddarRun
 Serpens77: Kate!
 CaptainChibale: I'd watch the cheese rolling but I wouldn't join in. Bad back and hip. XD
 beowuuf: 
 powerflapjack: oh hey, Richard Ayoade!
 Tuples: Ah!  The sound!
clarinetman: Good morning!
Timagio: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 azninsect: 
   LoadingReadyRun: ok, offline for a moment, brb
 Decaped: Time to get Crowdstruck
 TehAmelie: i was on a bus today when it started raining so hard the bus broke down
 invalidCards: Coffee time!
 lirazel64: Yello!
 definenull: oh that was quick
 Jillexie: Coffee Talk Time!
 darkora: I have many questions and I want answers to exactly none of them
 FoxBehindTheTree: 
KinkerbellRose: Coffee Time!
 definenull: i lost track of time
 3schr: Coffee Time!
 azninsect: coffee!
 beowuuf: is this kathleen and jacob times?
 Therberus: 0-800-gotWud?
 Serpens77: so how was your childhood?
 electra310: Mmmm, coffee!
 BigDaddyBland87:   
 TehAmelie: loud sustained honk followed by 15 minutes of nothing until the next bus came
 RandomTrivia: Protip: instead of refreshing the page, you can simply close the "suggested" panes and then hit space with the stream window focussed
  TXC2 rushes in for coffee
 FarleyF: I appreciate coffee time with James
 beowuuf:    
   LoadingReadyRun: ok, should be back any moment
 Earthenone: signal
 quton: coffee time!
 TehAmelie: it wasn't even driving when it happened!
 RandomTrivia:  !
 ArrestedHouse: 
 beowuuf: back!
 DaSunao: 
 josh___something: 
 BigDaddyBland87:  
 azninsect: 
 Therberus: @RandomTrivia Huh TIL
 red_shoes_jeff:     
  TXC2: CONTACT
 Sevinon: @RandomTrivia Thanks!
Isyraq Zaki: !time
 3schr:   
 invalidCards: I'm also going to get a coffee for that matter
CobaltShuriken: and now, for something completely different
KinkerbellRose: 
 CaptainChibale: @RandomTrivia thanks!
 RandomTrivia: @Sevinon It only checks if there's a stream live to see if it can play anything
 TheWooglie:  refresh if you need to 
 beowuuf: and boops
drrek0 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 85 months, currently on a 19 month streak!
 RandomTrivia: Dawn of the Fifth Day
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  nosole: watching LRR time out to the top of the hour makes the radio nerd in me very pleased lol
 electra310: I already have a coffee! So efficient!
  TXC2: that was a seamless transttion for me, refreshed anyway 
 Philocalist: Just in time for coffee!
 invalidCards: Hi Jacob!
 TehAmelie: hey it's Jacob
 Metric_Furlong: hey Jacob
 Nigouki: hallo
KinkerbellRose: HI JACOB!
 3schr: Yacob
 Tuples: Oh hey!
  TXC2: Here we GO!
CobaltShuriken: JACOB
 beowuuf: morning friend jacoc!
  Sarah_Serinde: Hi Jacob
 IanAllenBird: 👋
 AriaHibiki: hi jacob!
 bakerydragon: Good Morning!
 Serpens77: Hello Jacob
 azninsect: hi jacob
 baltimore_667083: hi Jacob!
 beowuuf: mute
 SnowBuddy18: hi Jacob
 SageofShadowzF: Hello
 Philocalist: Good morning!
  MrPhlip: Hi Jacob!
 CaptainChibale: morning, Jacob!
 RandomTrivia: Jacob! 
luke_warme: yeah mornin
 invalidCards: Jacob is muted!
 bakerydragon: lovely to see you Jacob 
KinkerbellRose: Mic 5.
 Nigouki: no mic?
 asthanius: no audio
 type_variable: mic 5
 Brozard: The return! 
 Metric_Furlong: mic 5
Genie_M: Bon appetit
 electra310: Jacob-Eats-Food stream, on silent
 justacrabgrass: Good morning
 beowuuf: deliberately due to eating?
  TXC2: Hello Jacob and Jacob's sandwich
 quton: good morning
 red_shoes_jeff: J A C O B
 42MiLLyWays: Mic 5, but with tunes
 darkora: silent Jacob
 beowuuf: loud bgc
shadowmaster132: hi!
 ComradeMik: silent jacob snacking on an egg and bacon mcmuffin
 3schr: Equipment has to wake up. It's early
 FarleyF: this is the Jacob maneuver
 jumping_point: 
 Tuples: Eating steam.
 beowuuf: hey james
 hypperstar2280: Good morning!
 teddywhosabear: music, but no people
 Furrbahl: Mornin' Jacob
 beowuuf: also muted
 inconsideratehat: Thanks for the book suggestion Jacob!
 Nigouki: music and no studio audio
 TheWooglie: music, but no audio
 bisaflau: Muted
 RandomTrivia: Music a-plenty but no mics
  Sarah_Serinde: James we have music but we can't hear you
KinkerbellRose: Mic 5 on james too.
 Brozard: Mic 5!
 Bassios: Can't hear shit, captain
 PhoenixMelior: Muted mics
 MrMatternot: Hello Mr. BURGESS
Genie_M: Only music
 Austere_Squire: an art
 tabbybabbyy: no sound
missa_hancock: and think they got it lol
 quton: early morning microphones
 josh___something: MIC 5
 42MiLLyWays: no people sounds
 josh___something: Hi Jacob!
 Brozard: Per Ben last night, there is a new button?
j3573rblack: good to see the CrowdStrike fiasco hasn't taken the subathon down
 Jillexie: Jacob, after watching the Swap Shop video, I bow down to your bartering skillz.
 lirazel64: No sound.
undecided44 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 54 months!
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 Earthenone: james apeing wheelers muted conversation bit 
KinkerbellRose: 
 snowewolf: Live Burger time
 BigDaddyBland87: somebody wake the mics up
 ProcyonFlynn: As is Tradition 
 inconsideratehat: LOL
 Serpens77: microphon't
 josh___something: Lookin good, bud!
 ComradeMik: finish your bite jacob
 Mangledpixel: Michael the Fifth
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 6:00 AM
Isyraq Zaki: nice, just on time
  Jan Eli Padilla: Jacob!
  Simriel: It's a Big Sandwich!
Alex Frank: no sound?
  Sarah: Not currently
  Simriel: I hope Jacob enjoys his big sandwich
magicpokey: just seeing Jacob makes me smile
Isaac Myers: mukbang
Alex Frank: good music though
Ugunark: good morning sandwich and also jacob
  Simriel: I hope James enjoys Jacob enjoying his big sandwich
 TheWooglie: we missed your hilarious bit Jacob
 RealGamerCow: Hi Jacob
  MrPhlip: Technology! <jazz hands>
 ComradeMik: don't chew with your mouth open
 red_shoes_jeff: This might be the best beatboxing I've ever heard!
 invalidCards: Any eaters in the chat?
 roefizzlebeef: in the words of ben last night: "there's a new button on this!"
 TheMerricat: Do they know they aren't blurred? 
 xantos69: Ben didn't tell us what button was new, but there absolutely is one.
 Shaneusm: Hi Jacob
 Tuples: I bet that was gonna' be a good bit too.
 electra310: Nooo, Jacob's clever intro, ruined!
abslomdaak42: Good morning guys (it's 3 PM here)
 Spacepup: Time for Jacob howling in silence for the next hour? Cool!
 Therberus: Thats some good faceacting
KinkerbellRose: Jacob, showing how we all feel.
 RandomTrivia: Well that needs a gif 
 Philocalist: Are we going to reiterate Jacob's childhood?
 hypperstar2280: Poor lonely Jacob
 Nigouki: Jacob pain at having his jokes muted 
  TXC2: who needs a mic when Jacob can emote so well
 RandomTrivia: 
  Sarah_Serinde: There we go
 TheWooglie: fixed
KinkerbellRose: THERE IT IS.
 Brozard: @invalidcards about to make an egg sandwich now
 type_variable: HI
 beowuuf: not muted!
  MrPhlip: Unmuted!
 azninsect: there we go
 Metric_Furlong: there we go
 FoxBehindTheTree: 
 Frankenstain: it’s called the Ben button
 BigDaddyBland87: hey sound
 bisaflau: SOUND!
 anbuagent12: Ah ah ah
 Mewr11: audio!
 snowewolf: is that a Egg and sausage Mcmuffin? i can see
 bakerydragon: Jacob - we got to watch your bargaining at Swap Shop. excellent skills!
Timagio: Jacob looking in pain
 AriaHibiki: lollll
 Knitting_Goblin: Sound!
 TehAmelie: we have speech!
 ArrestedHouse: 
 electra310: Do it again
 OtherEdgeworth: Mics live
 Brozard: Sound!
 42MiLLyWays: there is people sounds now
 PhoenixMelior: There we go
 beowuuf: cries of dispair audible!
 azninsect: 
 IanAllenBird: !
  TXC2: there we go!
 quton: fixed!
 josh___something: HI JACOB!
 BluJester: flawless
 Spacepup: SObbing jacob confirmed
 cmdrud87: Jacob has bn sitting in this pose since last night
 ThorSokar: Morning Sunshine
 beowuuf: hey jacob! hey james
Timagio: Oh we have audio
 TheWooglie: we missed your hilarious bit
 red_shoes_jeff: Hi!
 Bassios: Hi James and Jacob!
 gnomebot1: Morning!!!
 JustChrisWood: A Jacob and James Friday
 99FineLines: the clownstrike is an excellent argument against giving one company control of giant parts of the internet.
 invalidCards: R.I.P. the bit
Kilpanic: Little known fact: Sub-a-thon is French for Sub-a-tuna
 Shaneusm:  
 RandomTrivia: That was good Face Acting 
 electra310: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Jacob does great work when chat can't hear him 
  Sarah_Serinde: Speaking from experience
 TehAmelie: i remember it like yesterday
 RealGamerCow: Jacob I applaud your ability to be flexible enough to sit cross legged in that chair
Timagio: Orally?
 Nigouki: mouth-to-mouth coffee
 Fruan: happy Y2K everyone!
  TXC2: 99FineLines  also for not updating before the weekend 
Alex Frank: ah there we go
Elbasunu: hello youtubers
 Sibwow: i was looking forward to the tirade
thedevil_risen1: 😆
 beowuuf: oh no, jacob about to be racist again  
 hypperstar2280: Abc coffee?
 99FineLines: i like my coffee like my women. in a cup.
 Wolfstrike_NL: and friends
 vinewood_og: LFG!!!!!!
 ProcyonFlynn: Happy Coffee 
 azninsect: james and...oh.
 protojman: good morning James and friend(s)!
 invalidCards: o7
 the_phantom_game_player: Hello
 northos: we can be the friends!
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 aquinas_0: always push to production on friday friends
 electra310: @99FineLines Covered in bees?
Kilpanic: Do those shoes smell like feet?
 vinewood_og: We're here James! 
 FarleyF: best part is if you combine Jacob and James names it's the same thing
 TehAmelie: we just saw Kathleen chasing a cheese wheel
 sfaviator: Ballz
shadowmaster132: Crowdstrike has been happening for hours and I didn't even notice at work. Guess they trust me to control my own computer
 42MiLLyWays: tis a bit early there
 beowuuf: you can make new friendship with jacob
 Xed_Regulus: Hello, and Happy Friday, friends!!!  
  Sarah_Serinde: !subathon
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 electra310: She is chasing the cheese to this very day
 inconsideratehat: Like the good goth gremlin she is
 marawr_arts: 1000 g'morning, lovelies!
 Obos_TAB: Kathleen's operating system didn't boot
j3573rblack: @99FineLines i got lucky, but it took a big chunk of australia down on our friday afternoon
 aussie_rob_w: good morning james of good morning coffee
missa_hancock: coffee with James and friend still works
 hypperstar2280: Morning coffee with James and !
 red_shoes_jeff: K
 Jillexie: ok
petey_vonwho: We have the same number of hours remaining that we did at the start of yesterday
 Austere_Squire: i thought james was about to ask chat to vamp for him for some reason
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 RebekahWSD: Oh heck I'm here early enough for the morning!
  TXC2: Shaneusm  
 Sibwow: oh god hes reading names that always works
 42MiLLyWays: 1000
ExachixKitsune gifted a Tier 1 sub to everybody! They have given 30 Gift Subs in the channel!
  Sarah_Serinde: Still gotta get that timer well over 24 hours if we want to hit the cap
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 Austere_Squire: ask and you shall receive
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 TehAmelie: people have clearly been holding out for the live show
 vinewood_og: I wish my job was like this lol!
CobaltShuriken: ask and you shall receive
Isaac Myers: cream or creme?
  Simriel: we
  Simriel: should add the quote "Except I don't have any friends"
 inconsideratehat: We are goldfish, we need reminders
 Didero: Woops, I'm slightly too late. Hello!
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 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/MistyConsiderateKoupreyBlargNaut-bLgeOKP6xJNCHnq8
 j3573rblack: @red_shoes_jeff Thanks for the gift sub! (I assume fellow wrestlemans fan?)
Kilpanic: I don't understand the clock
 3schr: Asking works.... go figure
  TXC2: James just speaking is a challenge to chat 
 Two_Hats: Huh, how close are we to the cap?
  TXC2: jessieimproved  
 lordcrocodile: Jacob is there
 aussie_rob_w: hi Jacob!
 RealGamerCow: Currently we're going until approximately 11 PM PST?
 42MiLLyWays: cool technology
 jessieimproved: 
 cle0deen: Morning
 CobaltShuriken: coffee machines are the new printer
 red_shoes_jeff: @j3573rblack Nope! One Piece reference!
 Stoffern: Did you bop it?
wandering_t: 1000
 3schr: NOT A SPONSOR
 99FineLines: has nobody gifted a sub to twitch.tv/jesus
 TehAmelie: sure you can split it
 FarleyF: did you advert your eyes when the machine flashed you 
 j3573rblack: @red_shoes_jeff ah, a man of taste
 Timagio: Machine, turn back, n o w
 ItsThugDimmadome: Coffeee with Jacob! THE INMATES RUN THE ASYLUM NOW
 99FineLines: only 513 followers
 42MiLLyWays: jacob story time?
 CaptainChibale: pre-coffee
 Obos_TAB: Jacob don't be scared of us
 ShaneLeeAtk: Time for Transformers!
 josh___something: Hi jacob!
 Didero: Need coffee to wake up enough to fix the coffee machine
 CobaltShuriken:   
 Sevinon: Huh... uh, bits aren't going through...
 cle0deen: Hi Jacob
KinkerbellRose: Hoi Jacob~
 quton: pre-coffee for coffee
  TXC2: I think if we double the remaining time we hit the cap?
 RealGamerCow: Jacob, how are YOU doing?
 invalidCards: Hi Jacob, good morning!
JinaMahavira: Hi jacob!
 darkcyril: It's important to have coffee before you have coffee.
 v_nome: Morning, Jacob
 Jillexie: Jacob how did you learn to barter like that?
 the_phantom_game_player: Hello
kynelwynn: Vamp for time, Jacob! 
 FoxBehindTheTree: hi dear
 Obos_TAB: Jacob i love your Oki Oki stuff thank you for fighting hard
 JustChrisWood: 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100
 forcedreject: Good evening Kindred
 Shaneusm: Hi Jacob!
 garfacemcgar: morning jacob
  TXC2: Hello Jacob
 ExachixKitsune: Jacob, well me about Exalted >:3
 darkora: Hi Jacob!
  SmithKurosaki: Hi Jacob 
 kodalith: Morning Jacob!
 Two_Hats: Hello!
 Korolan: Hello Jacob!
 Timagio: Sadly
 TheWooglie:   
KinkerbellRose: I'm excited.
 jessieimproved: Jacob!  I'm a few chapters in to ADHD 2.0 on audio!  It's so good!
CraziestOwl: hi Jacob
 Furrbahl: I'm scared
 Sibwow: give us some face acting jacob
 electra310: Jacob is the boss now!
 ClockTamer: Jacob! favorite transformers villain? GO!
 E_Westra: Well, this is awkward
thedevil_risen1: Hey Jacob
 asthanius: how ya doin?
 gnomebot1: Jacob, are you going to run Exalted on Dice Friends?
 RebekahWSD: I think it'll go well!
 CobaltShuriken: We have definitely been alone with you before
 SnowBuddy18: hi Jacob, you're looking lovely today
 inconsideratehat: Thanks for the book recommendation, Jacob! I needed the updated ADHD check-in.
 bisaflau:   
 bakerydragon: bold new territory
 Stella_Noctis:  
 malfnord: Do we need an adult?
 ComradeMik: jacob has haggled with early morning marketeers. chat holds no fear for him.
 josh___something: I guess desert bus doesn't count, does it
 MrMatternot: Hi Jacob. We got to see the swap meet earlier.
 BlueFingers5: Hi Jacob
 Tuples: Jacob, we watched you haggling!
 thatguysteve2709: Hello, Jacob how have you been?
 ItsThugDimmadome: Jacob, start talking Vampire. Unleash the beast!
Nameless_Sword:   
Kilpanic: That's a nice shirt. I get the joke, you're 'peacocking' right?
 jumping_point: 
 42MiLLyWays: only the bit where the others were "passed out"
 Bassios: Quick, get Jacon started on Transformers lore!
 protojman: hey Jacob! I learned this week you do voice acting. That's awesome! Always something i've been interested in
 Philocalist: Time to air any grievances
abslomdaak42: Not a Drop To Drink S3 when?
 Austere_Squire: hi, jacob! hope yer okay
 Therberus: DO IT
amyg87: HI JACOB!!   
 j_crane330: 
 ThorSokar: What was your BEST day?
 beowuuf: pretend we're tiltyhouse or ysbrd 
 invalidCards: Do itttt
 Simonark: Wow, James’ tirades are the most racist of all?
KinkerbellRose: YES!
 Nigouki: yes
 FoxBehindTheTree: are you single? baptized?
 mercano82: what is the secret to life, the universe, and everything?
 thatguysteve2709: Plz do
KinkerbellRose: DO IT!
 bisaflau: DO IT
 RealGamerCow: They WOULD NOT notice
 3schr: Moving Time w/ Jacob
  TXC2: DO IT!
 ItsThugDimmadome: JACOB YES
 Austere_Squire: do it!
 Greyah: Timezone appropriate greeting to you, Jacob!
 Korolan: Move things!
 Carlioo: Have you caught up on dawntrail?
 electra310: DO IT
 Timagio: DEW IT
 Metric_Furlong: do it
 Xed_Regulus: Go for it!
 quietcat: do it!
 public_key_reveal_party: Do it!
 j3573rblack: do it
abslomdaak42: Yes, do it!
 gualdhar: Jacob is a cat, confirmed
 micalovits: They would not notice
 spicyFerret_: Hey hi hello jacob!
 MehallD: Jacob, your campaign seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train. Why are you so popular?
 Fanklok: Leaving Jacob unsupervised
 darkora: Do it for chaos!
 3schr: DO IT
 Korolan: READJUST
 invalidCards: Move it move it move it
 forcedreject: Jacob, is this a Malkavian compulsion?
boglebog: do it
 NonjaBiru: Do it!
petey_vonwho: Do it!
 snowewolf: bring out the JaKob
 BlueFingers5: Yes!
 BlindProphet32: CHAOS!
 kodalith: Do it!
 j_crane330: Do it
 josh___something: I have a feeling they won't
 Stella_Noctis: Do it.
  Sarah_Serinde: Maybe like one or two things would be a good compromise
 Obos_TAB: Turn Rivendell Around
 thatguysteve2709: Do it
 type_variable: Do it
KinkerbellRose: CHAOS REIGNS!
 FarleyF:   
 ThorSokar: Jacon, find ONE thing, TURN IT UPSIDE DOWN
Woogachaka is gifting 10 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 15 in the channel!
 radioshackraider: Hey Jacob, you wanna hear my idea for VTM character?
 xantos69: Why not give us your SCALDING HOT takes?
Woogachaka gifted a Tier 1 sub to Rory_Bellows!
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 electra310: doooo eeeet
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 SnowBuddy18: rotate the cushions
Kilpanic: Take a picture so that you can put it back
 Wolfstrike_NL: Give in! 
 RealGamerCow: Just a little bit
 Jennie_Fuchsia: do it
 BlueFingers5: Do it
 beowuuf: if anyonje has the goodwill to spend it's you 
 3schr:   
 Nigouki: move the chairs to be slightly colliding with the frame
  TXC2: chat craves chaos
 j_crane330: Wow
 invalidCards: YESSS
81ackR0se: Move the things, Jacob
 Arazien: YEAH
 vegetalss4: Hi Jacob, that sounds appropriate
 ProcyonFlynn: The Layout is Documented.  Go wild 
  TXC2: Woogachaka  
 micalovits: We are the demons!
 Jennie_Fuchsia: bus energy
 hypperstar2280: Good on Jacob for pregaming his coffee! You should switch chairs with James.
KinkerbellRose: HAHAHA! Yes! JACOB!
 public_key_reveal_party: James will appreciate the chaos
 IanAllenBird: 👏
 NonjaBiru: Embrace chaos!
 roefizzlebeef: yayyyyyyy
 electra310: yesss, demons
JinaMahavira: Jacob Burgess, Agent of  Chaos
 Carlioo: CHAOS
 lordcrocodile: do it
Gizmoloid: 
 josh___something: YESSSS
abslomdaak42: Jacob is just a chaos goblin and I'm here for it
 TehAmelie: just noticed the commodore blue NES with light gun
 RealGamerCow: Untitled Jacob Game
 Two_Hats: Chaos!
 inconsideratehat: Pick TWO THINGS, as a treat.
 j3573rblack: everyone be cool
 ExachixKitsune: *chanting* JACOB JACOB JACOB
 RandomTrivia: 
 Timagio: UNMITIGATED CHAOS
KinkerbellRose: 
 Leonhart321: You monster
 Genie_M: Tardii
 FoxBehindTheTree: 
 Tarnius: Excellent.
 Therberus: 
 thatguysteve2709: We are bad influences and crave chaos
 Digigoner: Embrace the CHAOS!
  Simriel: Storytime with Jacob?
  Simriel: No, Chaus time with Jacob
KarlKewbZ: NO JACOB NOOOO
 cookiebeard: hahaha such a goblin
 j_crane330: Hey
 RebekahWSD: As long as you're prepared to be ended by Graham and or Paul, it's fine
 ShaneLeeAtk: This is no Kindness Was. Be Chair
 invalidCards: The absolute madman
caimheul is gifting 6 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 11 in the channel!
 cle0deen: Jacoblin
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  TXC2: chat you on your honour not to tell
drawnbinary: i just got here what
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 99FineLines: this feels like a AMV video game
  Sarah_Serinde: Well at least we have a video record of what moved where 
 Shaneusm: Yaasssssss
 electra310: Sneaky sneaky sneaky
abslomdaak42: Well, it's the TARDIS, it can dematerialise on it's own
  TXC2: caimheul  
 FarleyF: 
 Nigouki: lol
 asthanius: the question is: how long until Jacob breaks and reveals it
thedevil_risen1: That's a nice pair of tardi
 josh___something: LMAO
 Spooky_Noises: Has every guest, upon being left along by james, resorted to chaos?
bisaflau is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 19 in the channel!
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KinkerbellRose: Rofl
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 3schr: @Sarah_Serinde Sort of
Kilpanic: THAT IS A COLLECTIBLE CAN
 Obos_TAB: Moce the minifigs!
 Timagio: slobs
 ThorSokar: HURRY
 TheOtherTrevor: That can was a critical part of the set dressing
 ComradeMik: you're moving their stuff, you can't judge!
westerfarmer: That should be clipped if possible
  TXC2: bisaflau  
 Greyah: Channel that inner goblin.
Candysniper015: we switch around my gran’s Christmas decorations every year. same energy, except she would throw stuff at us if she caught us lol
 GazzyInferno: the tell-tale set redecoration
 Leonhart321: *gasps* Not the trophies
 Austere_Squire: blame chat if anyone asks
 red_shoes_jeff:     
 lordcrocodile: wants to create chaos starts cleaning as well
 strixsiderum: thank you so much @bisaflau !
 beowuuf: @drawnbinary james is fixing coffee machine so jacob chose violence 
 PhoenixMelior: And lo did Jacob redecorate the set
 SursaiKosecksi: I tuned in at the right goblin time 
 garfacemcgar: Jacob you are an absolute treasure
 IanAllenBird: good thing there's no video evidence of this
 Ashmantle: 
 bakerydragon: Jacob - Are there any Aquatic transformers? I know about flying and land ones, and animals but that's it
 mercano82: 
 RandomTrivia: You know, Jacob, your physical comedy is unrivaled https://i.imgur.com/O02pSmn.gif
 electra310: What he really needs to do is find the lands station
 beowuuf:  
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Mangledpixel: and there is, of course, no possible way that these actions have in any way been indelibly recorded for playback at a later date
 CaptainChibale: everyone be cool
 Timagio: Flawless
81ackR0se: Even in chaos, still Team Order XD
 micalovits: Welcome back James!
 3schr: <message deleted>James, Jacob moved stuff around
 josh___something: We're cool
 TehAmelie: who's on tech? i'm sure they can be bribed. unless it's Paul
 electra310: Nothing happened
 public_key_reveal_party: Everyone act innocent
 Nigouki: James, Jacob has been trying to find the transformer that used to live on set to talk about it for 2 hours
 roefizzlebeef: chat don't snitch!!
 beowuuf: doing some streeetching for time? sure
 cle0deen: Lunges
 hypperstar2280: Look at Jacob pregaming his coffee!
 SnowBuddy18: just some stretching
 42MiLLyWays: 
 josh___something: No one here is snitch chat 
 cookiebeard: 
 electra310: Everybody do more donos
 NewtyNewts: Coffee time?
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to 81ackR0se! 
 j_crane330: You know this is recorded
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, 81ackR0se! (Today's storm count: 88)
 Timagio: Pregame the coffee
 Didero: !subathon
  LRRbot: Sub-a-Thon rules: Prime/standard Tier 1/Gift subs will add 1 minute each to the timer, Tier 2 subs add 2 minutes, and Tier 3 subs add 5 minutes. Bits also can be used: 400 Bits will add 1 minute, and multiples will count (ie. 800 Bits will add 2 minutes), but Power-Up effects like big emotes will NOT count. Youtube contributions unfortunately do not count, but are nevertheless appreciated!
 electra310: Get that chat moving
 powerflapjack: james, kathleen uncloaked and moved stuff around
 mercano82: just fly casual
Alex Frank: uhh, maybe that's enough lol
 ComradeMik: this is twitch chat, not snitch chat
 NewtyNewts: 17 currently
 Korolan: S t r e t c h
Jennie_Fuchsia is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 6 in the channel!
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 josh___something: Neat!
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 Frankenstain: there is no video evidence of anything
 beowuuf: half way there! wooooah!
 vegetalss4: Chat is still  not good at acting casual I see
 Leonhart321: Morning stretches with Jacob was a success
  TXC2: Jennie_Fuchsia  
  Sarah_Serinde: Good math, especially this time of day
 j_crane330: Wow
 Didero: It's amazing that the timer has been hovering around this time for at least a day now
 Sibwow: who has the minigolf card right now?
 beowuuf: and before 11 too
KinkerbellRose: More hours! More LRR!
 Obos_TAB: I thought we were caped to friday night? It's goig to sat morning?
 jessieimproved: easy peas
 Simonark: Welcome to Jacob making the Highlights. Magazine
Kilpanic: that's not exact
Gizmoloid: 
 ItsThugDimmadome: Man, chat's full of snitches.
 81ackR0se: Thank you for my shiny new sub, Anonymous Gifter 
 PhoenixMelior: !subathon
  LRRbot: Sub-a-Thon rules: Prime/standard Tier 1/Gift subs will add 1 minute each to the timer, Tier 2 subs add 2 minutes, and Tier 3 subs add 5 minutes. Bits also can be used: 400 Bits will add 1 minute, and multiples will count (ie. 800 Bits will add 2 minutes), but Power-Up effects like big emotes will NOT count. Youtube contributions unfortunately do not count, but are nevertheless appreciated!
 cle0deen: Bob Newhart
 vinewood_og: Statistically
 Didero: Being alive means slowly dying
  SmithKurosaki: The small death 
  TXC2: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time:  6:08 AM
shadowmaster132: It's capped to Saturday afternoon I think?
 L0rdX33n: So midnight Fallout is on, my poor sleep schedule
 TehAmelie: every second, a person does. every 0.4 seconds, a person is born
 mercano82: Bob Newhart died
sunset_soda: !subathon
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 TehAmelie: *dies
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 Davecheesefish: About 20 years watching, sprinkled with 8 months of remembering to use my Prime sub
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thedevil_risen1: Bitzzz
  Simriel: !subathon
  Simriel: Remember this is twitch only, the YouTube memberships don't count towards this this year, but they hope to have that working next year
 Sevinon: 100 100 100 Welp. the other 3700 didn't seem to go through. Don't want to double purchase so they will join later if and when they go through.
 petey_vonwho: Thanks for the gift sub @caimheul
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 j_crane330: Until the end of time
 the_phantom_game_player: Who has the golf score card?
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 TheOtherTrevor: Get serge his treatzza pizza
 azninsect: oooh
Kilpanic: Sub-a-thons are a tough slog. Why don't you guys try a dom-a-thon? That way you could just tell pepole what to do
 hypperstar2280: Pizza!
 Mangledpixel: ice cream is added to the pizza?
 RebekahWSD: 
 Nigouki: ice cream filled pizza crust
 beowuuf: hubris
 42MiLLyWays: 1000
  Sarah_Serinde: I forgot about the water balloon thing 
 Bassios: Man, there's an incentive if ever I've heard one
 garfacemcgar: because its summer?
 CobaltShuriken: a valiant goal
  TXC2: for comedy James, for comedy
  SmithKurosaki: So, is James doing a separate sub read after the thon or are they doing it at the end,m
 CaptainChibale: dessert pizza
  LRRbot: Sub-a-Thon rules: Prime/standard Tier 1/Gift subs will add 1 minute each to the timer, Tier 2 subs add 2 minutes, and Tier 3 subs add 5 minutes. Bits also can be used: 400 Bits will add 1 minute, and…
 j_crane330: Sounds fair
 Sibwow: i would get water balloons tossed at me for three grand
 beowuuf: maybe it was hot that day and it sounded like a good idea?
thedevil_risen1: At least its not a full play through of elder ring
 hypperstar2280: Bro ice cream pizza on Saturday!
thedevil_risen1: *elden
 beowuuf: 
 E_Westra: Continuing the tennis ball legacy
 RockPusher: 
 SnowBuddy18: perfect
 ArrestedHouse: 
 RandomTrivia: Hehehehe
 Mangledpixel: 
KinkerbellRose: 
 CobaltShuriken: oh my
Kilpanic: now that's what I call a gag!
 Philocalist: Dom-a-thon when
 FarleyF: out
 j_crane330: Wow
 xantos69: Cardio is how Jacob starts his day.
 josh___something: HAH
 Nigouki: coming next: Dom-a-thon
 ThorSokar: and then Jacob mumbles "I cam from work"
 DrMagnify: this is the best talk show for my morning coffee and assembling furniture
 IanAllenBird: 6:10am brain, however
  TXC2: and then we have Switch-a-thon
abslomdaak42: I'm more of a Switch-a-thon
 electra310: Though the ball gag bit would've worked with no audio
 ExachixKitsune: reading subs?!
 TehAmelie: say Jacob, we've been potatoing here for like 5 days, would you like to put us through some stretches?
 Simonark: That’s a Noontime gag. Well, an anytime gag really, but…
 ClockTamer: 2 bits gets you a shave and a haircut
 beowuuf: will there be a fishing minigame? 
 81ackR0se: Yes Jacob, just because it's a sub-a-thon, we believe you nudge nudge wink wink say no more
 RealGamerCow: Sub scroll at 20x speed
Kilpanic: Don't do a Switch a thon unless you want to get sued by Nintendo
 red_shoes_jeff: @Philocalist Probably after Switch-a-thon.
  Simriel: Well done LRRbot. you worked this time
  Simriel: Good bot
  Sarah: It usually does, it's just a little slow here
Alex Frank: Is Lrrbot also powered by crowdstrike?
Kaerose subscribed with Prime.
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Kaerose! (Today's storm count: 98)
 Simonark: Switchathon was yesterday
 zenthere: Coffee.....
 electra310: This is not a time of honor
 RandomTrivia: James, no! That's the SECOND question!
 hypperstar2280: Today it's coffee with James and Jacob and chairry!
 TehAmelie: she's got a family and all
 Fanklok: Kathleen is a gith
 Therberus: Wait did we not ask Jacob about his childhoon?
  TXC2: I wake up at 5:30, I GET up at eight 
westerfarmer: 3 a.m...
kynelwynn: I work overnights, so I wake up around 4pm
 RandomTrivia: I guess we already did that yesterday
 RockPusher: Jacob has a morning-person vibe
 FarleyF: someone put chats monitor on the chair
Kilpanic: why would you admit to getting up at 5:30?!
 ThorSokar:  Jacob is a serial killer 
 Fanklok: Kathleen is a goth the morning is anathema
 vinewood_og: I was a 5am mun until work from home. Now 30 minutes before I sign on lol
 josh___something: Wait, literal brain damage?
 42MiLLyWays: some times, i can't get to sleep until 6ish. i am a creature of the night.
  Simriel: It hasn't worked for my last few Subathon requests xD
  Sarah: Then I missed you trying those I guess
  Jan Eli Padilla: wait, I was looking away, what did Jacob do?
  Sarah: LRRbot is slower on YouTube than Twitch because of things on YouTube's end
 j_crane330: Usually 0500, but I  slept to 0600 because I took off today
 mercano82: Jacob doesn’t go out after dark, he doesn’t want to encounter vampires.
 beowuuf: oof
 Didero: ohno
 CobaltShuriken: oof
 red_shoes_jeff: 530's roughly the time my shift ends.
 northos: 
shadowmaster132: I try to live my life like there is only one 5 o'clock in the day and it's the afternoon
 Sibwow: long covid? cooooooovvvviiiiiddddd?
 ThorSokar: oh shit, that sucks
 RockPusher: ooof, 
 invalidCards: 
 azninsect: 
 Obos_TAB: Brother! long covid has been a beast for me. I have long term fatigue still
 RealGamerCow: That is incredibly difficult for a voice actor
 Ashmantle: 
 Stella_Noctis:  
 42MiLLyWays: oof for sure
  TXC2: well here's to recovery 
 RebekahWSD: Memory problems suck, and I hate having problems
  SmithKurosaki: Oofa. So sorry to hear thst
 Mangledpixel: fun fact: the medieval sleep pattern was everyone went to sleep when the sun went down, slept for a couple of hours, then got up and did evening activities, then went back to bed for second sleep
 RandomTrivia: Oof
 3schr: sorry to hear that
 roefizzlebeef: aw man, I'm glad you're doing better now!
 42MiLLyWays:    
 beowuuf: 
 josh___something: OH, that stinks! 
 bakerydragon: huge sympathy to you Jacob
 electra310: That stuff sucks 
 TehAmelie: my grandpa died of the covids. symapthies
 canahedo:  
 public_key_reveal_party: Ouch, yeah, rough. Glad it's slowly getting better 
 Jennie_Fuchsia: damn
 bakerydragon: totally fair
 spicyFerret_:    
 Fruan: talking about aphasia is so hard
 RebekahWSD: Human meat husks are terrible and we need a full redesign
 j_crane330: Fair
 Shaneusm:  J  A  C  O  B 
 Fanklok: I literally just got home from my workout
 beowuuf: james can actually seriously explain why he usually would be preparing to punch chunks right about now 
 vinewood_og: Dopamine NOW!
Alex Frank: He rearranged the decorations
  Sarah: (Don't ask me, I don't remember the details and I am not a bot person 😛 )
  Resilient Spring: I was woken up by my dog at 5am, because an animal was getting into our garbage xP that was early for me lol
 Brozard: yeeeeeeep
 RealGamerCow: What are your hours in the winter Jacob?
 CaptainChibale: I am fortunate to not have gotten covid. But I had a rare reaction to the vaccine that made my sense of taste go away for a couple days.
missa_hancock: definitely due for a human 2.0. patch 1 - second set of adult teeth in your 30a
NojhLivic: Good morning!
 j_crane330: Running usually fuels my add
 Korolan: Gotta catch the ADHD before it wakes up fully
 jessieimproved: I fall out of bed and go on a 2 mile walk, for the same reason.
 Korolan: Sneak up on that shit
 forcedreject: Wait...is THAT why I don't feel better from excercise
 vinewood_og: I should get back on that. I know I would be much more sane too, Jacob.
 forcedreject: Dopamine deficiency strikes again
 Austere_Squire: i have never understood people who say that working out releases dopamine; i'm always like "....when?!"
  alexsteacy: Still not a morning person but I live
  TXC2: 11am for me to exercise
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 Leonhart321: I have to gamerfy my exercise. I usually end up doing a half hour session on Fist of the North Star Boxing when I get in from work
  TXC2: hello alexsteacy
 Korolan: Good Morning Alex!
  Simriel: Huh, I get crazy dopamine hit from ADHDworkouts
 FarleyF: potential idea for lrl - real life punch a chunk where you have to empty a ball pit of its contents
  alexsteacy: Cup of yogurt is a heck of a coffee replacement
 vinewood_og: 
shadowmaster132: I can't get up earlier than my first activity, I'll just soak up all the extra time somehow
 public_key_reveal_party: I was feeling guilty that I've not been working out this week, but I've also been working 12 hour days all week
kynelwynn: combine the yogurt into the coffee
 Didero: Yoga for an hour? Impressive
 hypperstar2280: Speaking of working out in gonna go make tea and start mine. You guys are great!
shadowmaster132: But I can be up very late with no problems
thedevil_risen1: I
 ComradeMik: i gotta work out in the afternoon, so that i have enough time to eat and get enough fuel in my body
 RockPusher: I love mornings, wonderful time of day, but my natural rhythms are very much not tuned to deal with them
 CaptainChibale: I do micro workouts throughout the day. It's all I can really manage.
 spicyFerret_: Good morning. I have consumed significant amounts of ice cream
 RandomTrivia: More cake is just as valid a workout goal as any
 NikiGothBunneh: Kinda fun that I'm inverted to most humans, I have to sleep during the day and be awake at night... (Porphyria fun times)
 CaptainChibale: But they include dancing so it's great
  TXC2: hello spicyFerret_  welcome
 RealGamerCow: I cannot work out in a gym. Luckily I have some home stuff for the winter, but during the summer I have a yard and garden.
 j_crane330: Same
  alexsteacy: talk 👏 for 👏 ever
 RockPusher: 
Arkouda Chien: oh is it talk show day?
  Sarah: Not today specifically, James has done this for a couple hours every morning
Alex Frank: We've had a talk show every morning
  Jan Eli Padilla: James in Morning Talk Show Host mode
Arkouda Chien: ahh
 josh___something: Why you workout?
  SmithKurosaki: That's just me on the regular Jacob. Stupid miswired brain
 beowuuf: 
 inconsideratehat: MY double-edged sword: I like using the internet talking at me to wake up my brain, but I struggle to turn off the noise in order to get started for real.
 RealGamerCow: Shoveling 2 tons of gravel is a good workout
 xantos69: Ok, and what about your coffee?
 type_variable: rotate the set!
 gualdhar: Move more things
 ShaneLeeAtk: Time to shuffle items
 beowuuf: LOL
 jessieimproved: I need to get my carport clean and put a kickboxing bag in it
 RandomTrivia: 
 j_crane330: Me too
 TehAmelie: i don't get coffee generally but McDonald's coffee has to be the cheapest and nastiest huh
  alexsteacy: Caffenated
 darkora: "and in a cup"
 Leonhart321: Black as night, dark as sin and deep as the unfathomable sea
 bakerydragon: Eddie Izzard Classic
 Wolfstrike_NL: More Chaos time!
 Bassios: I really need to get to the gym more regularly. I also do not feel any sort of rush from working out, but I need to kick my ass into doing it if I ever hope to wear chainmail on the field at re-enactment events
 azninsect: i...uh
 ThirdGames: Which Sin makes the best coffee?
 invalidCards: more shufflin'
  TXC2: also a Fresh price joke
 Serpens77: Suzie
 azninsect: yeah ok
 bakerydragon: Covered in BEES!
 candissimo: in a plastic cup lol!
 beowuuf: covered in beeeeeees
 Furrbahl: back to work
 josh___something: Are the voices happening again?
 j_crane330: Oh no
 electra310: Covered in bees!
 Fanklok: I was expecting the airplane joke
 Just_Herby: Suzy Izzard now
shadowmaster132: I usually say I can wake up anytime but I need an extra hour to get conscious
 inconsideratehat: Suzie Izzard now! But yes classic
 invalidCards: There's stuff under the TV as well!
 thatguysteve2709: Now you just need to move furniture
  SmithKurosaki: Very much enjoying chaos Jacob this morning
 Statist42: Hi friends 
 red_shoes_jeff: @ThirdGames Pride, maybe.
 RockPusher: Cake… or death‽
 Mark_D_Stroyer: “I like my coffee like I like New York alleys: mugged”
 Obos_TAB: Put the rivendell minifigs in the d&d set
KinkerbellRose:  Jacob is exploring.
 hypperstar2280: New favorite Jacob bit is just change stuff just enough.
abslomdaak42: @ThirdGames Gluttony?
 Shaneusm: Gobbins!
 Greyah: The nice thing is there's video evidence of this, so you know what got moved where.
 zenthere: Messes with set, all off screen lol
 ExachixKitsune: ah, yeah big mood OCD vs Chaos Goblins
 hypperstar2280: Lorcana!
 Sunidesus: Woke up earlier than I wanted to so figured I'd come hang out with you fine folks.
 beowuuf: !lorcana chaos
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
  Jan Eli Padilla: :_lrrCreepy:
 vinewood_og: Just start moving everything to screw with them
 Fanklok: Fucking with the set is a time honored tradition
 spicyFerret_: 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: for a second as I turned in, I was so confused as noone was on screen 
 Brozard: I like my partners like I like my coffee: washed
  TXC2: hello Sunidesus  welcome
 mercano82: Reverse which way the NES Zapper is pointed.
 patch_witch: Move James chair half out of frame lol
 ArcticAtlantic: i return to a chair stream plus bonus podcast 
 beowuuf: !lorcana goblin
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 radioshackraider: Jacob, what's your thoughts on the Lego Bumblebee set?
 hypperstar2280: What is it?
 ExachixKitsune: @patch_witch love it also Hi
 Leonhart321: Jacob "Feng Shui" Burgees
 TehAmelie: ooh i like that, move James' chair a bit
 JadedCynic: 
 beowuuf: who can say
 BluJester: got'em
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Mangledpixel: what is it?
 Obos_TAB: What is it?
 RealGamerCow: Transformers-sense didn't tingle?
 j_crane330: Yes
 vinewood_og: Because it's awesome
  TXC2: we're Nerds Jacob
 RebekahWSD: Cause why not
 beowuuf: i treated myself to the legacy menasor recently.... i likes it
 bakerydragon: It's not chaos or gramlining- it's just Jacob taking us on a tour... honest
 radioshackraider: It came in a MTG Influencer package
 Obos_TAB: IDW
 Sibwow: the magicc cards
 Mangledpixel: IDW
 JadedCynic: IDW?
abslomdaak42: IDW
 hypperstar2280: Jacob what's your work out routine?
 mercano82: Matt Wiggins was really into Transformers, it may be a leftover from him
 simplydavemn: Jacob - squirrel!!
 beowuuf: mototmaster the correct size to the other cards is 
 RandomTrivia: Don't forget to re-arrange the land station
 Obos_TAB: Incredible run form IDW
 RealGamerCow: Oh right there was a MtG Transformers crossover
 beowuuf: *cars
 kodalith: They do it in the Netflix shows too
 FarleyF: your Definetly a member of the LRR family
Arkouda Chien: heroes of the Feywild was a fun book
Arkouda Chien: underpowered, but lots of cool ideas
  Jan Eli Padilla: Jacob, Interior Decorator of Chaos
Arkouda Chien: one of the best of the Essentials books
  Simriel: Ben may detonate xD
TheAinMAP:  
KinkerbellRose: I am going to be BROKE.
 PMAvers: Oh hey, I missed that the RoboRally Transformers set is out too.
  ErinusTV: lord of the rings size
 Obos_TAB: it's like Lord of the rings
 ExachixKitsune: no
usmu1976: What the het now=
  ErinusTV: its going to end me
 Mangledpixel: like they did with LOTR
 TehAmelie: Kefka, now a Magic creature? wait that's not new
 ExachixKitsune: nooooo I didn't want to know that
abslomdaak42: That's the Daniel Warren Johnson Transformers run, right? His Wonder Woman is amazing
kynelwynn: Has Jacob seen Bloomburrow?
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 ArcticAtlantic: oooh so LOTR rather than Doctor Who
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 RandomTrivia: That is the sound of Jacob's bank account complaining
 ExachixKitsune: Noooooooooo
 ThirdGames: And a Marvel set too the same year
 Obos_TAB: yeah dawg were DONE
 CobaltShuriken: wonder if Chocobo will be a vehicle
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah sorry Jacob
 beowuuf: get those commisions in now
 invalidCards: Say goodbye to your wallet Jacob
  TXC2: oh Jacob gonna go bankrupt 
 mercano82: RIP Jacob’s bank account
 thatguysteve2709: It's got so many cards can't wait
  SmithKurosaki: Rip Jacobs wallet
 Uzumaki15: Have Jacob and Amy the Amazonian ever interacted? I feel like that'd be fun to watch them just geek out about Transformers
 red_shoes_jeff: Oh no...
 bakerydragon: F
 Leebo140: It’s a full Modern Legal Set similar to LoTR yeah
thedevil_risen1: It's going to bankrupt me
 Leonhart321: Yeah, RIP all our wallets Jacob
 Spectre97: And they confirmed that all 16 mainline games for it, yes
 ItsThugDimmadome: RIP Jacob's wallet
 Mangledpixel: CobaltShuriken or a Mount
 ThorSokar:  Jacob's gonna be out a LOT of money
 GazzyInferno: jacob seeing his wallet emptying before his eyes
  ErinusTV: every main final fantasy is going to feature, all the numbered ones
 Genie_M: All numbers
 vinewood_og: It's like the MOB. Just when you get out, they pull you back in!
 TehAmelie: i think 16 is out?
 simplydavemn: Have you guys checked out Ian's meat today?
 81ackR0se: There will almost certainly be an associated MagicCon...
 Obos_TAB: Booo no tactics?!?
 SK__Ren: But Tactics is so gooooood
 quton: the feelings of future bankruptcy
 kodalith: Tactics?!?
 Mai_Andra: Yes, Jacob.  We feel you.  
 type_variable: wiggins?
  ErinusTV: @Obos_TAB I bet Ramsa will make a feature, but they've officially confirmed every main game will have representation
 powerflapjack: We'll have tactics adjacent with XII
 Jennie_Fuchsia: mail time?
 RandomTrivia: Somebody note that down for a Live bit
 ThirdGames: Came in an MTG Influencer package?
Alex Frank: PMAvers special?
  ErinusTV: they haven't denied side games will feature AFAIK
 snowewolf: time to learn how to play magic - need to get that Yuri on J commander deck
 red_shoes_jeff: Now I have to properly get back into Magic...
 beowuuf: lrrpeep, mailtime, or spontaneous manifestation
 Gekyouryuu: Jacob, you ARE aware there's a full Final Fantasy TCG, right? Their prerelease for their 23rd set happens the same weekend as magic prerelease
 TheNideon: Hey Chat! Does LRR still do a PrePreRelease for Magic?
 hypperstar2280: The putting it back exactly where it goes is so good
 Obos_TAB: @ErinusTV Awesome!
 CaptainChibale: 'why do we have this?' untruths only
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Jacob Alex and Beej!
 RandomTrivia: !ppr
  LRRbot: The Bloomburrow PPR will be on Sunday, 21 July at 10am PDT! More info forthcoming.
 RandomTrivia: @TheNideon ^
 ThorSokar: DO I get to play?
 Wolfstrike_NL: That would be a fun LIVE segmeent
 LarkSachrosis: Maybe as a Fibbage style game: one truth and one lie
 NikiGothBunneh: I for one would love that
MrBrightside1: stretch goal lets go
  TXC2: TheNideon  yes, it's on Sunday
 bakerydragon: super interesting to see as audience too
 ShaneLeeAtk: LRL Bit stained
 Serpens77: @TheNideon Yes! The Bloomburrow one will be shortly after the subathon
  ErinusTV: @CaptainChibale I'm praying for a kingdom hearts secret lair to go alongside it (with just the human characters) 
 TheNideon: Thanks! 
 mercano82: New LRL bit?
 beowuuf: LOL
 the_phantom_game_player: A new LRR game show-Why do we have this?
 TehAmelie: we did just watch a video of Graham and Jacob selling a bunch of LRR stuff
 bakerydragon: XD
 Earthenone: marie condo bit?
 Obos_TAB: Man Erinus has a turbo badge and now I miss Mike Ross Capcom ProTalk
 Mark_D_Stroyer: That would be a great Live bit
 Carlioo: There's a crapshot there yeah lol
 simplydavemn: James - I really hope you got sleep yesterday afternoon after how late you were up playing Elden Ring.
thedevil_risen1: Lrr live why do we have this?
 Sibwow: end of subathon giveaway box
boglebog: 
 CobaltShuriken: sounds like an Abbot and Costello bit
buccherirotc: HHII!!
 petey_vonwho: No, better yet, you have to improv an epic story for why you have it
 RandomTrivia: We saw the vlog and everything
 bakerydragon: From Antiques Roadhsow into Marie Kondo
 public_key_reveal_party: That's how you turn cleaning the moonbase into content
bsudo: Love the energy
 RandomTrivia: It was on overnight
 Fanklok: Jacob sold a lot of that stuff
 beowuuf: getting rid of stuff, became content , seems legit
 Mark_D_Stroyer: The “do you know how much this is going for on eBay?!” segment
 quton: a lot - a lot = still a lot
 spicyFerret_: Why Do We Have This would be a fun LRL bit, tbh
 kodalith: Yeah. Jacob sold a lot of it for you lol
  Sarah_Serinde: You tried to give me tiny stuffed bears last time I visited
 CobaltShuriken: pLRRge
JinaMahavira: Boy hody I love Pathfinder
 RockPusher: The Moonbase is a big old nerd-ephemera accretion disk
 thimbles_edge: gmorn yall doing okay with the tech outage?
 NonUniqueGuy: Jacob selling stuff was on the overnight rewatch earlier
  TXC2: hello thimbles_edge  welcome
 Mangledpixel: oh right, the factory reject bears
 beowuuf: rivendell!
 ProcyonFlynn: Don't worry - Friends of lore have a long history of "permanently borrowing" things  just ask TheProfessor
 Sunidesus: oh yeah, I remember that Mail Time, I think they weren't up to quality control or something
thedevil_risen1: I'm going tk have to do that with kangaroo and koala plushness now
 josh___something: Weren't they literally "not up to snuff" bears
 HasturTheYellow: Pathfinder Goblins are such great adorable menaces
 L0rdX33n: We saw Jacob haggling stuff during the watchalong. it was neat. Also Jacob! I started playing Arcade Spirits, you are goddamned adorable in that game and also real life, you wonderful human being!
 NovaTiempo: @thimbles_edge my pharmacy was shut 
thedevil_risen1: Yeah @josh___something correct
 ThorSokar: Rainslick on the Precapace of Darkness
 mercano82: Jerry’s good with words
 Obos_TAB: hothead and then Zeboyd finished it off simmingly
 gnomebot1: I want Jacob to Run an Exalted Campaign on Dice Friends
 RockPusher has a FF2000 around here somewhere
 FarleyF: rumble in rhylth
 Leebo140: Who’s the third coffee friend today?
  Sarah_Serinde: Arcade Spirits is delightful
  TXC2: Leebo140  Kathleen
 invalidCards: Leebo140 Kathleen't
 northos: @Leebo140 ostensibly Kathleen but we don't know where she is
 L0rdX33n: He was also adorable
 red_shoes_jeff: I should play those again...
 MrSarkhan: Arcade Spirits and the sequel were great.
 Leebo140: Ooh fun
 Serpens77: Penny Larceny
MrBrightside1: Jacob is looking sharp. what a cool person
 simplydavemn: @ProcyonFlynn Friends of Lore?   Is that like friends of Dorothy but for Evil Robots/Andriods/AI?
 josh___something: I started arcade spirits LITERALLY after the Now Kiss stream. It was great
 Mangledpixel: that reminds me, I should sent you one of the C64 Minis to go with the full size Commodore 64 you have (I worked on TheC64 Mini)
  Sarah_Serinde: Also Arcade Spirits lets you choose to play with platonic relationships and/or ace, which I love
 TehAmelie: dangit i still gotta finish up both Arcade Spiritses
MrBrightside1: fellow traveller is goated
 RealGamerCow: Fellow Traveler makes such good games.
 IanAllenBird: damn I loved paradise killer
marmalade_pen: hello jacob
 airylan: Times & Galaxy is pretty great
 RealGamerCow: Are you involved with Citizen Sleeper 2?
 TheAinMAP: @AnAnonymousGifter Thanks for the gift sub!
 Sibwow: kirby
JinaMahavira: oh god
 L0rdX33n: Beacon Pines?
 josh___something: JACOB
 azninsect: jacob!
 TehAmelie: it has its cute moments
 Wolfstrike_NL: "oof"
 public_key_reveal_party: Wow
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 RockPusher: Jacob…
 NekomimiNinja: LocoRoco
 micalovits: Yikes
 Gekyouryuu: Oh, Jacob is working with a new publisher?
 RealGamerCow: Doranko Wanko
Kilpanic: Earthworm Jim 2
 RandomTrivia: Cute like adorable or cute as in hot?
 baltimore_667083: JACOB
 beowuuf: it is cute, that's why it packs such a punch later
 BigDaddyBland87: Spiritfarer
 zenthere: Firewatch
 northos: Tunic is the first I thought of
 IsaTheEngie: In recent memory, cutest game is Rabbit and Steel.
 powerflapjack: horsebird catacombs!
 ArcticAtlantic: Unravel
 aussie_rob_w: Beowuuf that's very true
 kodalith: Yoshis Wooly World probably
 ThirdGames: I gotta play that one
 IsaTheEngie: I've never seen a game with such an adorable art style that also wants you dead.
MrBrightside1: Slime rancher
 Shaneusm: Tunic
 L0rdX33n: Spiritfarer is wonderful
 2_manyhobbies: Yas spiritfarer!
JinaMahavira: have a cry
 Jennie_Fuchsia: have a great time, cry hard, go to therapy. cozy
  Sarah_Serinde: Adore Unpacking
 ShaneLeeAtk: I miss Jacob streams
 TehAmelie: may as well recommend So May It Be to chat here. a cute, lightweight witch dating sim
 BigDaddyBland87: ohhh cozy
 protojman: that was fun to watch you play!
 hesterbyrde: spirit farer is amazing but be ready for an emotional ride in a really good way
 hedonistic_mushroom: I loved playing Code Avalon on the DS
 RockPusher: Unpacking is a master class in environmental narrative design
  Sarah_Serinde: It's incredibly good storytelling Jacob, I highly recommend it
 beowuuf: sheepy?
 mercano82: Dear Dr Jacob: Did you ever finish Yakuza: Like a Dragon?
  Sarah_Serinde:  Meredith
 hedonistic_mushroom: Oh wait, Avalon Code, not Code Avalon
 TheWooglie: Jacob streaming the intro to FF7 remake was a highlight
 L0rdX33n: The things you keep, the things you don’t. The boyfriend. So many good little details
 Jennie_Fuchsia: Those were such fun streams
 bakerydragon: Shoutout to Meredith! absolute Joy to watch you both. Got me into playing Yakuza Like a Dragon
 xantos69: The Witcher 1.
 CobaltShuriken: oh gosh
 Gekyouryuu: I'm still subbed to Ysbryd and I joined their community BECAUSE of Jacob
KinkerbellRose: Rage Finishes 
 RealGamerCow: Towns.
  Simriel: I watched Foxmar play unpacked in full. it was a lovely experience
  Sarah: I love Unpacking so much
 ThorSokar: Oh there's some STINKERS out there
KinkerbellRose: True and Valid.
 Nigouki: @TheWooglie The entire Jabob FF7 Remake stream was so fun 
 powerflapjack: @xantos69 (retches a bit) witcher 1 is so rough
 IsaTheEngie: The first rage-not-finish I can think of is Kirby's Tilt and Tumble
 TehAmelie: Elden Ring eh
 radioshackraider: So what I'm hearing is Jacob needs to guest on Watch + Play
KinkerbellRose: Mortal Kombat Sub-Zero. Hands down. The game does not respect your time as a player.
 SK__Ren: shots fired
 Simonark: It’s an old Interplay game called Of Light and Darkness. It is… bafflingly bad.
 ThirdGames: Oh yeah Witcher 1 was poo
 RockPusher: I mean, we have Watch & Play for that 
 red_shoes_jeff: Ouch
shadowmaster132: Memories of that Jacob Now Kiss stream running through my mind
 Nigouki: did you ever have to stop playing 18 games and counting?
 BigDaddyBland87: Witcher 1 but I didn't play it long enough to get truly raged. So FFXII before the Zodiac Age update
 RealGamerCow: Oh wow, Towns has a "Mostly Negative" rating on Steam, you don't see that often
 IsaTheEngie: I've watched Madame Web 3 times. You do not need to watch it, James.
MrBrightside1: I could listen to jacob for a lifetime
 rasterscan: I played the Monsters Inc came for PS2 twenty years ago.  It was so aggravating.
 Shaneusm: Storytime with Jacob is always good
 UlteriorSuccubus: @Shaneusm Thank you for the gift sub!
 ThorSokar: Troll 2 fans, eh?
KinkerbellRose: I love bad movies. 
 Fruan: I got into early testing for that mtg Diablo clone, played it for 20 minutes and then uninstalled. it was BAD.
JJ Sandee: Whoo! Jacob talking about stuff. Gonna need to catch the VOD of this as I missed the start.
 hesterbyrde: the original Witcher. it was obtuse and poorly explained but the sex partner trading cards was the end of the line for me.
 Nigouki: Nic Cage is rarely the bad part of even the bad movies he's in
 Gekyouryuu: Somehow it was worse than morbius
 Genie_M: It's a nothing movie
 big_blue_man: madame web sucked, my friends made me watch it
 thatguysteve2709: I believe that statement
 beowuuf: i enjoyed morbius well enough with the bar so lowered by its reputation
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: the new Saints Row just felt so awful to interact with, everything about it felt off in the worst way
 powerflapjack: Left Alive, the Front Mission sequel is probably my least favorite
 simplydavemn: Postal 2 - I like video game Violence and wanton (digital) killing, but there was so much racism, misogyny, and homophobia in that game.   Yeesh.
 PMAvers: Does it have to be a video game? Because I've played the Sim CIty CCG.
 L0rdX33n: Bad games don’t leave much impression, but Midnight Protocol stood out for being frustratingly hardcore about it’s aesthetic that I had to bail because interface
 TehAmelie: Cage is a versatile and courageous actor
 NonUniqueGuy: I watched it while doing other stuff.
 Wolfstrike_NL: Morbius?
thedevil_risen1: Movie equivalent of vanta beige?
 RatherLargeToad: Just get a Pepsi, same experience
 xantos69: I only consume good media.  If it sucks I don't engage.
KinkerbellRose: @powerflapjack As a Front Mission fan-girl. Left Alive gave my psychic damage.
 ElCoggins: didnt you bounce off of lets go eevee?
 Narcuru: (joke answer: lets go Pikachu)
 Fanklok: If Nic Cage will say yes to any garbage movie maybe LRR can get him
  Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha yeahhhh
 AugmentingPath: CHAOS
NojhLivic: I knew Jacob was going to say that
 powerflapjack: hey, stranger of paradise is fun!
 ArrestedHouse: CHAOS
 big_blue_man: metal hellsinger for me. each boss was the same and the final boss was such a difficulty spike. loved the game otherwise and it was one that i was really looking forward to playing
 niccus: the best final fantasy in the serise?
  Sarah_Serinde: He streamed that one on Ysbryd
 thatguysteve2709: Ps5
 Mangledpixel: ah yes, Final Fantasy Oranges
 TheWooglie: I tend to watch streamers play games before I buy so avoid lots of the bad ones
 powerflapjack: it's a nioh clone!
 Mai_Andra: oh no, I loved that game.  I wish it had more.
KidAmn: I HAVE TO KILL CHAOS
  Simriel: Meet the Spartans is the worst film I have ever seen personally
 Brozard: kill chaos
 RockPusher: A truly meh movie annoys me less than a bad movie that you can see had the potential to be good
 GazzyInferno: love stranger of paradise, can't agree on this one
 Didero: I tried playing Disney Speedstorm again, a racing game with Disney characters, and that just has so much grinding, monetization, and baffling UI, that I just eventually sadly closed the game and uninstalled
 northos: it's Final Fantasy Nioh
 xantos69: @Fanklok I will pay so much money for that.  See Nic Cage CAN act... he just takes on anything.
 djmikeysaxx: IM HERE TO KILL CHAOS
 Gekyouryuu: SOPFFO is neat on a conceptual level
 RatherLargeToad: the tried to do a dark souls
 RealGamerCow: They attempted.
  TXC2: go to your happy place Jacob
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: if we're being spicy, my highest profile stinky game is FF14
 Earthenone: yeah ff14 would be my answer for this, i preorderd the special edition
 L0rdX33n: oh, i got one of the monile ad games and lasted an hour before it’s cavalcade of microtransaction bullcrap piled too high and zi had to delete it.
 kodalith: Is that the Souls Like?
 beowuuf: on a scale of vampire: the masquerade tv show to 10, how bad is it? 
 OmegaPlatinum: Are we killing Chaos?!
 FrostyKaze: killing chaos to Limp Bizkit 
 kodalith: Yeah it was super rough
 Mark_D_Stroyer: “As was the style at the time” Wow that does sound uninformed
 RatherLargeToad: 2 years
 Mangledpixel: it's apparently entertaining enough as a coop game
 Leonhart321: Thoughts on 16 Jacob? I liked it
 GazzyInferno: it got like 2 DLCs
  ErinusTV: Strangers of Paradise is hilarious in so many ways
 Fanklok: I'M GOING TO KILL CHAOS
  ErinusTV: I really enjoyed playing it, but the writing and production is something else
 red_shoes_jeff: Just sat back down, we talking about Final Fantasy Stranger Danger?
 radioshackraider: So it's the Micheal Bay's Transformers of Final Fantasy?
Darkridr: Stranger of Paradise rules and I will hear no word to the contrary
Clockwork Cthulhu: but I really like that game
 Mangledpixel: I mean, FF1 didn't really have much lore to ruin
 TomCatFrost: that’s wild. I loved SoP
 Gekyouryuu: What I've heard is that the story concept is interesting, it's just not a great execution
 GazzyInferno: jack garland is my dad
 powerflapjack: @TomCatFrost Same, it's a goofy time from a story perspective and it's a good Nioh game
 ComplexedOne: 5000
 ShaneLeeAtk: Those were some intense streams.
  TXC2: ComplexedOne  
 Nigouki: "The Ypres of Video Games" is a surprising new rating
 ComplexedOne: First time I've been able to join for coffee time this week!
 MrSarkhan: 
 RandomTrivia: 
KinkerbellRose: 
 E_Westra: No, as someone that loves Team Ninja garbage, this game is some real nonredeemable Team Ninja garbage.
 josh___something: The soulread
KinkerbellRose: Holy moly.
 Simonark: @nigouki When you need Somme point of comparison.
 Mai_Andra: It was for me.  I just wanted it to be open world, as it had released around the same time as Elden Ring.
 bisaflau: where can I find that stream? 
 chrisvonclause: Tales of Zestiria for me, I just found that game boring the characters weren't interesting to me. I loved every other Tales game I've played.
 roefizzlebeef: that's such a funny way to pull the plug on a stream lmao
  Sarah_Serinde: Here you go chat, a playlist of Jacob going through it, for after the subathon: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLyXeor9M6fu9HtUJxD9Peegp4mJcBgv1g
 Xed_Regulus: Fever dreams are never fun
KinkerbellRose: @Sarah_Serinde ♥
 bisaflau: @Sarah_Serinde 
 Fanklok: There's probably going to be a Jack Garland though
 ThorSokar: It will be the NEW Bump in the Night
 IsaTheEngie: It's gonna be Jacob's Bump in the Night
 Angreed66: Ah like the stone rain guy
 beowuuf: 
 L0rdX33n: to protect others
 GazzyInferno: jack garland double faced card let's gooooo
 Nigouki: Ceremonial burning to purge the evil
 JRandomHacker: I was gonna say it'll be Jacob's Seance
 TheAinMAP: 
 josh___something: Oh do NOT give jacob ideas for Bump in the Nights
 hypperstar2280: Fire! Like out of a canon?
thedevil_risen1: Firewatch was sad
 Gekyouryuu: The characters from SOPFFO were the focus of set 21 of the actual FINAL FANTASY TCG, with Jack in the Garland armor as the cover card.
  Sarah: Chat if you would like to experience Jacob really going through it, have a playlist for later: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLyXeor9M6fu9HtUJxD9Peegp4mJcBgv1g
 canahedo: Edith Finch
 Therberus: Firewatch, great game. So good for helping deal with and understand loss
 Master_Gunner: Firewatch was s ogood
 IsaTheEngie: There's been a few "I'm hoarding as many of these as possible" kinda cards, it seems
 asthanius: Jacob voices the titular Firewatch?
 Mai_Andra: Calling the lead character "Jack FinalFantasy" or whatever was very bad.
 RockPusher: I should replay Firewatch sometime
 TreeVor84: Edith Finch is very good
 TehAmelie: ditto
 thimbles_edge: dragon quest builders 2 is very cute
 ThirdGames: What Remains of Edith Finch yeah, that hecked me up
 Jigokuro: A Short Hike was a delight.
 Obos_TAB: y'all try the new RIVEN yet? its incredible
 RockPusher: Huzzah for paying the bills 
 Nigouki: it only now occurs to me that I don't actually know how long Jacob has been in the VA industry
 TehAmelie: Disco Elysium, if you have 50-75 hours to devote to getting  up
 Mark_D_Stroyer: 2Fire2watch
 powerflapjack: @thimbles_edge honestly most Dragon Quest games are Very Cute
Boomy Toadsmasher: can we get a sequel to the dank ages this isall i ask
 IanAllenBird: ooh
 TheManaLeek: Edith Finch is one of my favourite games flat out
 powerflapjack: Dragon Quest games are just video game comfort food
duck33: I need some dad advice. How long does it take to hear back from a job interview? Had one yesterday and not heard anything yet
 CatTreeDreamCar: Edith Finch makes me cry like a baby EVERYTIME
 CatTreeDreamCar: Gone Home is my favorite.
 roefizzlebeef: shoutouts for reminding me to add edith finch to my wishlist
 Earthenone: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Lubricate your Lego before beginning the process.
 Mark_D_Stroyer: @duck33 HUGE range. On average expect a week or so?
 Sunidesus: @duck33 I've had it take a day, or literal months
 gameboy350: @duck33 Anywhere from a week to a few months in my experience
JinaMahavira: @CatTreeDreamCar sameeee
 TehAmelie: Night in the Woods? i think both of y'all would like that
 ThorSokar: You have a message reminding you
 RockPusher: 
 DeM0nFiRe: I like Vanishing of Ethan Carter
 TreeVor84: I need to replay Edith Finch and Firewatch
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: Did you all see they announced that they are finally going to release in the West the last 2 games of the Phoenix Wright Franchise that hadn't been releasd outside Japan?
Alma_v: Scanner Sombre was a neat one
 TehAmelie: welp
  Sarah_Serinde: Jacob while you're making a note: I recommend adding Unpacking 
 MilkInBags: i have found gone home to be incredibly boring and I would have rather it be labeled as a book
 gameboy350: Why are all these people vanishing
 niccus: please skip ethan carter
 hb8u: yeah that one is good
 Genie_M: Vanishing is great
 ThirdGames: That Dragon Cancer?
 beowuuf: 
 RockPusher: Sarah_Serinde good call
 TriChronos: I liked Oxenfree quite a bit
Boomy Toadsmasher: never have i seen a mans soul die in real time like that episode of the panalysts
ExachixKitsune gifted a Tier 1 sub to Alma_v! They have given 31 Gift Subs in the channel!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Alma_v! (Today's storm count: 101)
 josh___something: HEHEHEHE
 josh___something: Evil
 Earthenone: enjoy your game remidners chat 
  Sarah_Serinde: @RockPusher They were talking about it earlier and I want him to play it 
KinkerbellRose: If you like puzzle games, Look for Boxes. Cause believe me. It's a JAM.
 powerflapjack: Jacob, as a fellow JRPG fan, what do you think about SaGa games?
 Alma_v: @ExachixKitsune Thanks for the gift sub! Kiiits 
 CaptainChibale: oh that's a good one (the ethan carter game)
 roefizzlebeef: night in the woods isn't quite in that same genre but it's an absolute banger
  Sarah_Serinde: Also hi RockPusher 
 BlueFingers5: I guess I'm getting that reminder too
 ExachixKitsune:   
 MrMatternot: The Stanley Parable fits too.
  TXC2: wasn't the vanishing of Ethan Carter one of the first Talking sims ?
 RealGamerCow: @duck33 I suggest you send an email to the hiring person and express your thanks for the interview, specificcally mentioning callbacks to the interview, and reiterating why you are a good fit for the job. finish the email with "When can I expect a response about next steps?"
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: PS2 will never be retro
  mtvcdm: 8?
 dm818: I still play some games that are 30+ years old
 RockPusher: Sarah_Serinde oh, I've been here - and yes, I would also very much like to hear Jacob's reaction to Unpacking
 Brozard: how DARE you
RhymesWithMoose: For narrative exploration games, I do need to give a shout out to The Beginner's Guide.
 jessieimproved: ow my back
 mwlsn: “I’m playing oblivion!”
 RandomTrivia: Retro Gaming, time to play some Pokemon B/W 
 2Flower: Say his name and he appears! Yes, Jacob, you can talk about Shadow Over Cyberspace
 Mark_D_Stroyer: Mass Effect 2/3 being retro now is the one that stabs me in the heart.
 Metric_Furlong: people should probably start treating more like books wrt age
  mowdownjoe: test
 MilkInBags: some people call Dark Souls 3 retro 
 ThirdGames: if Afterparty counts (same studio that made Oxenfree), that was VERY good. But I'm a sucker for afterlife stories.
 greatknightgaramond: the PlayStation “classics” catalogue is just an absolute gut punch. god of war 3 is retro? 
 ComplexedOne: Playstations and Xbox are NOT retro!
 RockPusher: ohai 2Flower 
 Jturbobanana: I just got my NES from storage and plugged it in and played some Dr. Mario
 TheManaLeek: Retro gaming? Like Frogger?
  TXC2: hello 2Flower  welcome
Bek Vence: jacob out here setting off my google assisant
Jacob Visscher: hey a Jacob! hi Jacob
  Sarah_Serinde: RockPusher ...yes, so you have (I'm busy with work  )
  SmithKurosaki: Nah, that's not retro. I'm getting introduced to the real retro community by partner. It's great
 public_key_reveal_party: Oooooh
 beowuuf: lol
 NovaTiempo: President WHAT
 Fanklok: You like retro games? Name 5 bits
 radioshackraider: Minecraft is my favourite retro game
 L0rdX33n: I love every part of that sentence
 Didero: And EldenRing
 josh___something: Didn't know dreams had that much cohesive properties
 MilkInBags: didn't you play WoW a little bit?
 2Flower: Cthulhu is a virtualization of the president of the united states in my next game, yep
 type_variable: toasterball
 RockPusher: Sarah_Serinde I mean, tbf I took a nap during the watchalong so I could actually catch a coffe with James 
  mowdownjoe: Terraria? Raft?
 Earthenone: you played elden ring yesterday 
 Metric_Furlong: so 'games beginning with 'm' or 't' 
 gameboy350: Hey you just played elden ring yesterday
 L0rdX33n: You played Raft
 altis39: Wait what's Escape from Tarcov?
 TriChronos: You've played some Valorant on stream as well
 Wolfstrike_NL: Valorant
 mercano82: Elden Ring
 JadedCynic: *looks at half of desktop with DOSbox emulator shortcuts*  I wouldn't even call it 'retro gaming', but 'staying in my 8-bit groove'...
 ArcticAtlantic: oh now that's a cute game
 RealGamerCow: Shadow over cyberspace has been added to my wishlist.
  Sarah_Serinde: Chat he wasn't listing literally every game he spent a few hours on, relax 
 MilkInBags: you played fortnite with adam too
 2Flower: @RealGamerCow Thank you 
  Simriel: part of me has a deep desire to send Jacob his House Sigil he shares with Adam, but I think he might actually hunt and kill me
 beowuuf: @altis39 extraction shooter
 CaptainChibale: oo genre. RPG (not turn-based) and crafting basebuilding survival games
 RebekahWSD: I can't play first person shooters, they set off my motion sickness unfortunately
drawnbinary: i'd have a hard time listing games i've played in a while that aren't pokemon
 Brozard: Balatro
 Mark_D_Stroyer: Call of Duty 2 represent.
 Wolfstrike_NL: @MilkInBags and league
 Metric_Furlong: that's why he does this Job, Jacob
 altis39: Minecraft with Bows is my favorite FPS
 RockPusher: Anything that Funko can carry James in  
 IanAllenBird: god, vent
 ThorSokar: TeamSpeak
NojhLivic: TeamSpeak
 MilkInBags: back when FPS_DOUG was a thing
 powerflapjack: JIMOTHY
 TriChronos: Oh no
 BigDaddyBland87: that's a name
 Metric_Furlong: James "InstaKilla" Turner
 whiscash_enthusiast: I remember using xfire to join games
 JadedCynic: That was YOU?!?
 Galexandros: Jacob always extends his laugh for so long that it sounds not genuine 
KinkerbellRose: 
 JRandomHacker: Still is! (sometimes)
 MilkInBags: screaming boom headshot and saying l33t
 vinewood_og: Zero Cool was taken?
 mercano82: Chad Gamer
 Therberus: A while back we just used to have a big old skype call
 xantos69: Remember when PUBG was good and amazing?  I still remember playing with James and snacking on all that chicken.
 TehAmelie: Nightbook hides in fear from Instakilla
 RockPusher: Classic Nightbook
River: James that stardew valley stream was like 4 years ago
Mackenzie Johnson: oooh! James and Jacob in the mooooorning!
 Welbog: Any UT?
 Nigouki: man, remember when you had to input actual IP addresses to get to a server instead of having a client do that for you?
 themercenary1987: @vinewood_og Fantastic Deep Cut
 PMAvers: Fun fact, my server hosting company *just* stopped support for Vent back in like February?
 RockPusher: 
 beowuuf: excuse to play music!
 josh___something: Digging holes in minecraft is meditative
 themercenary1987: @vinewood_og Mess with the best...
 altis39: Tears of the Kingdom. "Finished" it before MH3 came out so now I've just been jamming Arena. Then I'll lose my life on Megaman
 JadedCynic: xXxBulletShadexXx
 Earthenone: @Nigouki gotta love VOIP
 TehAmelie: it's ADHD poison, really
 MilkInBags: WoW is a friends game
 RockPusher: Punch Tree. Get Wood.
 josh___something: I like installing tech mods in minecraft just to progress through a tech tree
 Mark_D_Stroyer: My name is still what I used for Call of Duty 1.
 L0rdX33n: Erika minecraft streams are chill and cozy
 CaptainChibale: @josh___something Oh I love doing that.
 TehAmelie: it's "really" poorly designed in terms of combat
 Chelsea12492: I like watching people do cool things in Minecraft, but the way my adhd is set up, I need goals and to check off things on a list.
 RockPusher: kind of? lol, what progression design 
 Fanklok: Nether dragon?
 public_key_reveal_party: I get an urge to play Minecraft every few months, and I usually just start a hardcore world and go as long as I can, then when I die, I stop playing Minecraft for several months
  TXC2: most players haven't been to the nether
 Welbog: Befriend the end dragon
  Sarah: @River James did several Stardew streams on his home channel earlier this year
 altis39: Barely been to the Netherlands.
 CaptainChibale: Also the magic mods for me though
 WowoT: nether or end??
 ThorSokar: when I played Minecraft the Ender Dragon wasn't even in the game
 Thisbymaster: the game is "look it up on the wiki" progress
 josh___something: The game HINTS at the nether, now. at least
 rasterscan: Is Minecraft still a "Need to read the wiki" game?
 djmikeysaxx: Jacob, if you like the idea of Minecraft but WANT more direction, i HIGHLY recommend Dragon Quest Builders 1+2 - same vibes but with Dragon quest coat of paint and a cute story
  TXC2: WowoT  the neither
 beowuuf: credits roll... then you carry on 
 RealGamerCow: Jacob would not like Elite:Dangerous then. It's Minecraft, but the whole galaxy. Hundreds of thousands of systems to visit.
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I just build stuff in creative, I haven't touched survival mode since it was called InDev
 beowuuf: and explore the new end area
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: I just started my yearly play of CIV 5 where I play as Venice and obey the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition.
 jessieimproved: At least there is a hint for the nether now with the ruined portals
 bisaflau: and there is content locked behind the boss
 10of9: Honestly, you are perfectly describing my experience with every open world game I've ever played
MaxVolume: I live in the Nether. I'm Dutch
 josh___something: @rasterscan Not for crafting recipes anymore, but for everything else, yeah.
 powerflapjack: it's a game about nothing
 RiverGloom: James stardew stream was 4 years ago
 bytecaster: Morning everybody!
 beowuuf: 
 Serivus: I'm on team Jacob with the Minecraft review
 rasterscan: @josh___something Well that's something at least
  TXC2: hello bytecaster  welcome
 Nigouki: the fact that you have programmable systems is batshit
 TehAmelie: you need to have the wiki open while you play, but to be fair, Minecraft wiki is one of the best game wikis around
BrookJustBones: The end poem actually seems like something Jakob might like
 Master_Gunner: Minecraft is an awful game, and I would never be able to get into it if I wasn't there in the early alpha days.
 MilkInBags: you can create an actual computer in minecraft
 Mark_D_Stroyer: I beat the Ender Dragon exactly once, my 7 year old really wanted to do that with me, did all the setup and items, everything in Creative, and then invited me, and we went in and melted that thing.
 niccus: oh, we gotta talk about My House then
 RealGamerCow: Jacob, I feel like that about FFXIV
abslomdaak42: I love playing Minecraft... With friends. It just doesn't make sense to me on my own.
 Easilycrazyhat: My favorite thing about MC is the ridiculous mods and modpacks other peopls make. They can be awesome.
 JadedCynic: I always approached MC with a specific goal in mind.  Tell you what really gives me Choice Paralysis: No Man's Sky - I could even load Sean Murray's Time Destroyer Sim 3000 with a plan...and 10 min later I'm lost to a half-dozen other things...
 josh___something: Minecraft is an AMAZING Emergent gameplay generator... It is just not a good gamegame
 vinewood_og: I did until last night lol
 Didero: "Do you like wrestling?" "Kinda" "OK LET'S GO RIGHT NOW"
 public_key_reveal_party: I play a lot of rimworld because it gives a single big goal, and getting to that is a guide, but it is the least interesting part of the game
 beowuuf: i like minecraft because of the persitent world, i have kept my original world for like 14 years now
 lirazel64: He plays golf!
 ThorSokar: Stiner Math time!
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @niccus MyHouse is legit art
 Pinwiz11: The Toni Storm / Mariah "All About Eve" storyline has been So. Good.
 vinewood_og: That was good
 petey_vonwho: I think that's why I gave up on Minecraft. I needed a direction of what I was supposed to be doing, and I didn't really have that.
 RockPusher: AEW sound like a bunch of massive nerds 
 s0lesurviv0r: all I know is AEW is pretty anime?
drawnbinary: I stopped watching WWE when they let go Breezango
 vinewood_og: support local!
 roefizzlebeef: I'm going to an aew show this weekend, I'm so excited!!
 Mark_D_Stroyer: @jadedcynic No Man’s Sky is the absolute perfect squirrel brain side goal chill out and lose tons of time game. “Oh, I need this material to fix this one item!” *Hours of jumps and exploration later*
 vinewood_og: Fashion Files FTW!
 Leonhart321: Kenny Omega is living his best wrestling nerd life and I am here for it
 CaptainChibale: Rimworld is great! I'm currently playing Scrapnaut and I think I'm hitting the final stretch lol
 10of9: The way to have fun in Minecraft (for me) is not to start with "I want to play Minecraft" it is to start with, I want to do or build x in Minecraft
 RealGamerCow: I could see that.
 powerflapjack: hell yeah, what's her team of choice
 Leebo140: Who's her favorite team?
 Fanklok: The building that the comic shop I played magic at a had wrestling thing every few months and one the the wrestlers would always come over and talk nerd stuff with us
 ThorSokar: Ashley has a good set of lungs on her
drawnbinary: @vinewood_og Refined taste >:))
 CommiePuddin: Bingo Bengo!
 baltimore_667083: that's me with baseball
 JRandomHacker: Which is why James is the designated admin for the DB NFL pick'em - because he actually _knows_
 Jillexie: Ashley actually can make knowledgeable picks during the DB Dawnguard NFL picks
 Sunidesus: I can also picture Ashley doing that
 powerflapjack: What's her favorite NFL team?! We gotta know!
 MilkInBags: watching golf requires incredible mental fortitude
Fantusta: Go Birds!
drawnbinary: I started helping with ring setup at my local wrestling like 7 years ago. I love to put the ring together
 RockPusher: Has James watched much cricket?
 baltimore_667083: ravens flock!
 ShaneLeeAtk: I miss playing golf
 TehAmelie: what if i have an idea of something i want to build in MInecraft but it's a weeks long project and i lose interest in a day?
MrBrightside1: every year I swear to myself sports will not affect my mental state, every year I watch game 1....
 NonUniqueGuy: Speaking of golf, what is the current update of the ing?
 JRandomHacker: @MrBrightside1 me watching the Cubs
 NonUniqueGuy: thing*
 trainpants: how 'bout them O's
 Unas84: assume you're a Canucks household? excited for next season given how the last went?
 Fanklok: How is golf expensive you just need sticks and balls
 protojman: boomer time 
 BlackIsis: You mean, golf's primary demographic, James? ,)
  mtvcdm: Golf is better as a video game
 ThorSokar: ooof, Had THAT conversation
 MilkInBags: say you're a snake oil seller
ztghostie: I had a neighbor that once described golf as a wonderful walk ruined by a little white ball
 Didero: Aren't you a producer at an entertainment company?
   Anubis169: m0rning 
 Fanklok: You write the schedule for your friends start up
MallyxZero: happy subathon friends
 JadedCynic: @Mark_D_Stroyer "RIght - I'm gonna reach the Galactic Center...*10min* Oh! That's a cool rare ship; I should... *20min* Dangit, I know so little of this guy's language, I should go grab word monoliths... *30min* etc. etc.
  TXC2: hello Anubis169
BluWzrdIsGreedy: Haven't watched wrestling in years, but love watching BTS stories and documentaries about the sport. Vice's Dark Side of the Ring is really enjoyable.
 CommiePuddin: Project manager!
 MilkInBags: "no, not that kind of content creator"
 RockPusher: accurate
 jessieimproved: That is true
 powerflapjack: "I'm a production manager at Bionic Pants Studios"
  Sarah_Serinde: That is very fair 
 gameboy350: You punch chunks for cold hard cash
 TehAmelie: if every golf course in the world magically was turned into low rent condos overnight, would you miss golf?
 pimiento: how dare you avoid questions by giving limited facts
 powerflapjack: Bionic Trousers, sorry
Kilpanic: My life goal is to become a content creator, but with an emphasis on the second syllable
 RockPusher: and then James tries to explain the punch-a-chunk 
h3rsh3yb4r: "I give a guy a credit card to buy digital trading cards"
 bakerydragon: @Kilpanic   
 Sevinon: @Kilpanic Love that
 NonUniqueGuy: "I buy dilly bars for people"
 PharaohBender27: Morning!
 Earthenone: to be fair, you usaly play the straight man james 
 powerflapjack: @h3rsh3yb4r 
  TXC2: hello PharaohBender27  welcome
 invalidCards: Morning PB!
 public_key_reveal_party: @rockpusher "so, you know mining?"
River: @sarah that makes so much more sense i must now go watch those
 Fanklok: "I could never talk to him for another 10 years"
 Obos_TAB: Jacob and James for Yule Log
KinkerbellRose: Morning PB!
  Sarah_Serinde: I like those kinds of friendships too
 beowuuf: a james and jacob summer christmas 
 JadedCynic: "Mornin', Ralph." "Oh, mornin', Sam." 
 Earthenone: time for a jacob and james christmas?
 public_key_reveal_party: The ability to be around someone like that is so nice
 Sunidesus: people you can be quiet with are valuable
   Anubis169: finding a friend who you can enjoy silence with, never let go, ever
 PharaohBender27: 
 Sibwow: dats new york right there
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 bakerydragon: XD
 protojman: hahaha
 gameboy350: ahahahaha
 Nigouki: lmao
 tenthtechpriest: 
 Welbog: Jacob shows up one day, puts James on a cart and moves him.
ztghostie: 
 josh___something: 
 ThorSokar: 
 xantos69: And clip it
 beowuuf: you've both insulted him and put yourself on the hook 
 Cunobelenos: Serge is that meme holding his hips right now
 Earthenone: why ddi you buy such a large car if you dont like moving james?
 RockPusher: Good thing that wasn't recorded James
  TXC2: I think that is legally binding
 Tuples: Hey Jaaaaaaames?  I was thinking about moving soon and....
  Sarah_Serinde: It's rare I see someone so instantly regret the words that just came out of their mouth
 j_crane330: Being kind is better
 Unas84: yeah, you said that to someone who moved in from NY, you know...other side of the continent XD
 Astral_Apache: Kind but not nice,  Jacob IS from New York after all
 JadedCynic: "I value my time, but I will still assist how I can"
 RealGamerCow: I will *always* help people move.
 pimiento: it's an impressive flex
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/WonderfulFurryDotterelBuddhaBar-5aC15j0KpQQpqSQo
 Sevinon: Compared to the NE
 Sevinon: For sure
 TehAmelie: are we talking about "high context" culture?
 Fanklok: Helping someone move is a free workout that gets you free pizza and beer
 RealGamerCow: porque no los dos?
 Sibwow: new york is the most autistic state confirmed
 MilkInBags: bless your heart, jacob
 doormar: Why not both?
 Mai_Andra: "out here in the World" as opposed to in my brain.
 Tuples: Por que no los dos?
 roefizzlebeef: oh that's exciting, congrats jacob!!!
 Earthenone: as an autistic living on the west cost, can confirm its rough
  mowdownjoe:  
 JadedCynic: Canadians are POLITE
 Xed_Regulus: Canadians are polite, but not always nice
 beowuuf: ah, being british
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I feel that, I grew up near Philly but live in Florida now, and nobody around here just says the point
 ThorSokar: "The Canadian No"
 lirazel64: 1000 100 100
 Cunobelenos: As a midwesterner, can confirm it happens here too.
 inconsideratehat: Big mooooood
 Didero: "Oh, uh... yeah... sure..."
JinaMahavira: I am both from NY and autistic 
  Sarah_Serinde: Jacob doesn't like it when I say "sure" to him and I'm being sincere about it (but I get why)
 bakerydragon: Lived in the UK for almost whole life. Lived in Australia for a year, got back and nothing was same again. I refuse to go back to subtext
 MilkInBags: in Canada, we rate a terrible restaurant like 6/10
 SnowBuddy18: that's the ADHD and anxiety
   Anubis169: this happens in UK sooooooo much
 GhostValv: oof
 PharaohBender27:  That's just RUDE
 inconsideratehat: I hate that so much
 ThorSokar: James you have ABSOLUTELY done that
 josh___something: I hope this doesn't come off as rude, but I wouldn't be surprised if you were autistic
 protojman: familiaAaAar
 HbombAndFriends: AuDHD here!
 pimiento: nah mate be fuckin' blunt with your mates eh
 xantos69: Not only would I never do that... but I wouldn't tolerate people who did.  Just tell me your actual position on things.
 public_key_reveal_party: I grew up in New England, and if you try to be polite to me, it won't work
 bakerydragon: @Anubis169 yuuuup! I can't *STAND* it
 Fanklok: The number of times I've said "You can say no, can you..." and they heavily sigh and do the thing like I put a gun to their head
Mackenzie Johnson: !!! yo! love Jacob getting assessed
 JadedCynic: Canadian (thinking):  OMG, I can't do that - but I like him and don't wanna say "No"...whatdoIdo? whatdoIdowhatdoIdo?!?  *paralysis for 6 mon*
 doormar: New Yorker who moved to Canada and possibly autistic? Are we the same person Jacob?
 beowuuf: the stark difference is graham's version fo the pop up power bomb
 greatknightgaramond: I’m from New Jersey and I don’t know if I’d be able to hack it over there
  TXC2: my mum seems unable to say no when people ask her to do things 
 Sevinon: @Fanklok I really really appreciate the North East culture where saying this actually works
 HbombAndFriends: Speaking as a member of the autistic community, we would love to have you as part of the family, Jacob. 
 jessieimproved: Mods, ok to post a link to an article about autistic/allistic communication and double empathy?
  TXC2: jessieimproved  sure
 quton: I hated the california bullshit talk when I worked there for about half a year
 Brozard: I like the Acts Mean/Nice, Is Actually Mean/Nice chart of the US, it’s pretty accurate and simple
  Sarah: Unfortunately there's only one of the Stardew streams still up on James's Twitch channel (he doesn't have a YT vod channel)
  Sarah: but twitch.tv/james_lrr if you want to see vods or hang out for chill morning minecraft
 GhostValv: on camera mask
 jessieimproved: Double Empathy problem: https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/beyond-mental-health/202407/why-are-people-mad-autism-double-empathy-and-boundaries
 Wolfstrike_NL: We did get to see you at the Swap and Shop video this evening Jacob
KinkerbellRose: I'm an autistic gender-queer quietly hiding out in the East Coast. 
 vinewood_og: Amen Jacob!
   Anubis169: Hearing you on that Jacob... been so used to 'just doing what's required' for so long, it took ages to find out what I actually wanted or liked/disliked
 marawr_arts: 1000 real talks 1000
 Brozard: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GDEwZuWWsAAI2g5.jpg
 MilkInBags: Barcelona was a lot of fun
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: people who purposely drag out things annoy me intensely. People who know if they are going to sign a contact in minutes but make you woo them for weeks make me break out in punching.
Oisín Brogan: Reminds me of Ron Swanson quote: "We worked together for 3 years, I never learnt his name. Best friend I ever had. We still don't talk sometimes."
  TXC2: never been to AFRRRRRRIIICAA!
usmu1976: You said it right James: Amsterdam is a very particular part of the Netherlands
 Mai_Andra: There's video evidence of James driving up the Yukon.
 powerflapjack: @Mai_Andra It's a veritable quest. On roads!
  TXC2: Jacob now siting on the chair like a cat
 Brozard: Oh wait, someone edited that, it’s wronf
NojhLivic: Putting it in the box?
 Kaerose: the best way to sit on a chair
 vanman229: oh boy a promise!
 TehAmelie: *clench*
 Therberus: Buthole: tightened
KinkerbellRose: Oh that'd be a hell of a good time.
 ComplexedOne: the GVlogs of that would be amazing
 NonUniqueGuy: That is a binding contract!
 RockPusher: "New York Quest" goes into the idea hopper
 pn55: LRR goes to the Big Apple confirmed!
marmalade_pen: i cant believe jacob would make a solemn vow like that
 malfnord: Road Quest 2.5 - LRR Takes Manhattan?
 Sevinon: Jacob says we're getting a VLOG from New York!?
  mowdownjoe: Yeah, that tracks for Kathleen.
 Brozard: This is accurate https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FbKvPP4VUAQRylR.jpg
 bisaflau: you heard it here first: Road Quest 2 goes to NY
 QuixoticScrivener: Oh, hey, handsome folks!
 Earthenone: loading ready live bit :new york, who dis?
 MilkInBags: LoadingReadyHeyImWalkingHere
 powerflapjack: kathleen having friends that live in brooklyn is Very Kathleen
 Unas84: Some sort of scavenger show around NY, set-up and hosted by Jacob would be an amazing LRR production ...
w1gum: Where in NY is Jacob from? (im from queens)
 petey_vonwho: New York road quest confirmed
 RockPusher: 
  TXC2: w1gum  upstate
 Sevinon: @w1gum upstate
 Mark_D_Stroyer: So you would say…you took Manhattan?
 OmegaPlatinum: As a New Yorker, I approve this idea
 powerflapjack: @petey_vonwho York Quest
 TehAmelie: do we still not have nay word from Kathleen? just catastrophizing a bit
 pimiento: I'd kickstart NYQuest feat. Jacob
  mowdownjoe: @OmegaPlatinum As a Jersey Boy, I also approve!
   Anubis169: that statue is freakin' HUGE up close
 QuixoticScrivener: Staten Island is basically New Jersey...
 ckupf: Just taking the ferry there and back is a great move
 JRandomHacker: Would love to get LRR to the Midwest more - C2E2 and MagicCon were great to see y'all here
  TXC2: Staten island should be part of New Jersey  
   Anubis169: LOL
 PMAvers: make way for PISS
 GhostValv: D:
 rasterscan: JAMES
 beowuuf:  
 RockPusher:  
 ShaneLeeAtk: James enjoys schadenfreude
 RealGamerCow: Bathrooms are hard to find in NYC
 IanAllenBird: oh nooo
 Master_Gunner: Peak Wiggins
 Didero: Not being able to find a toilet is genuinely a fear of mine
 Mai_Andra: Do they not have trees in New York? 
  mowdownjoe: @TXC2 I'm banning you from Discord for this. (But not really.) (Unless....)
 public_key_reveal_party: @mai_andra not many honestly
  TXC2: mowdownjoe  jokes on you, I'm not in any discord 
 IaCthulhuFthagn: What movie did I miss last night?
 the_phantom_game_player: I hope Kathleen is ok
 SageofShadowzF: Been there except it was more than pee and it was soooo baf
 Nigouki: is america not like canada when you can just waltz into any hotel and go to a bathroom on the ground floor and noone will question it?
 PharaohBender27: @IaCthulhuFthagn I Am Legend (the 1950s Vincent Price version)
 RealGamerCow: If you're going to NYC and want good food, go to Queens. They have *everything* there
  TXC2: Nigouki  HA HA HA HA no 
 Mai_Andra: @IaCthulhuFthagn "The Last Man on Earth" with Vincent Price
  mowdownjoe: @TXC2 Then why aren't you in LRRCord?
  mowdownjoe: !discord
  LRRbot: LRR has an official Discord server! And you don't even need to be subbed or anything! You can join here: https://discord.gg/lrr
 RockPusher: The LoadingReadyRun entertainment network was not quite as mighty as it is now  
 Sevinon: @Nigouki Definitely first read that as going to the bathroom on the floor...
   Anubis169: I had the biggest slice of pizza I've ever had in NYC
 djalternative: Did yall ever get any 2Bros pizza slices?
 xantos69: @Nigouki Depends on the city you are in honestly.   The midwest that would be totally legit.
 JadedCynic: Matt resorts to peeing in an alley. NYPD comes along, pats him on the shoulder, says "Hey, it's Sunday, I get it, man." and then keeps lookout for Matt. 
abslomdaak42: This version of the LRR theme slaps
 Sibwow: papaya?
 DentedPockets: I had a slice of pizza from a mexican restaurant near the subway just outside Queens. Was delicious.
 Fanklok: Nathan's?
  TXC2: mowdownjoe  I don;t do social interaction unless there is a stream I can distract people with 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: papaya dog?
 AragornKeuken: In which Jacob perches like a gargoyle
   Anubis169: and saw somebody rock up with a gigantic pistol (security guard) and ask us to clear an area
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @Mai_Andra Oooh.
 snowewolf: i once seen a Video of a man just walk up form the subway Poop in a Janitors bucket and have a fight with the janitor at the same time
 Jillexie: Tokyo is still my favorite city to visit in the world.
 JadedCynic: 
missa_hancock: well I just had a bit of a Mum fail. my 3 year old took off his shoe and started freaking out about “hard things” in his feet. I checked him out and calmly explained that they were just bones.
  Sarah_Serinde: Hey chat sometimes things come up and someone can't make it to a thing, and it's not some big catastrophe. I wouldn't worry about it 
 JadedCynic: Gray's vs Grays
 TehAmelie: fun fact: my country has about as many people in it as New York City
 the_lone_bard: This is the MOST New York thing I've ever heard in my life.
missa_hancock: turns out finding out you’re made of bones is scary. “but dogs like bones!!”
   Anubis169: Sarah 
 Therberus: Papaya, like the fruit?
 candissimo: I'm terrified of this transaction.......
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Therberus juice.
 JadedCynic: @Therberus ah, a cup of papaya JUICE 
 Earthenone: im disapointed the tell is an apostrophe and not grey vs gray papaya
Scar_Red_Tiger: I shouldnnt be surpprised to see JAcob up on the seat arms
 the_lone_bard: It's a lot more understandable when young and poor XD
shadowmaster132: I am both adventurous and terrified to try new foods
 RealGamerCow: Oh, that's like going to a Roast Beef place in Boston and saying "Give me a three way"
 xantos69: Hot Take: Food is the only reason to do tourism.
 the_lone_bard: "I probably ate Mcdonalds, cause it cost $12."
 ShaneLeeAtk: Food is why i travel
 ladyjessica: food is the reason I want to travel.
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: This is the way.
 ladyjessica: 100%
 Brozard: I don’t take pics when I travel, except food
CraziestOwl: I don’t like food
 IsaTheEngie: Whenever I travel, if I can't get a chance to have something local, I feel kinda bummed
 pimiento: oh heck yea food me up
 RealGamerCow: Same Jacob. I always go to wherever the locals go.
 beowuuf: a friend of mine seems to recall walks, etc by what we had at a pub and i'm like 'sorry, i don't recall that.... i'm sure the food was nice...'
 ClockTamer: KENYAN FOOD IS SO GOOD!!
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Hot take: It it wasn't for food, I wouldn't still be alive.
 SageofShadowzF: Food travel is the absolute best
 L0rdX33n: Kenya is amazing
  nosole: my partner and I are the exact same about food when travelling. it is a cornerstone
 Sevinon: I am an anti foodie (somewhat by imposition of my stomach) but I still remember what I ate most trips.
 Unas84: I meant to ask, James, did you or any of the LRR crew get to eat Indonesian when you were in Amsterdam?
  TXC2: IaCthulhuFthagn  big if true
shadowmaster132: I was in Thailand recently and I was caught between having no spice tolerance and hating that the food was obviously for westerners at the place we stayed at
 petey_vonwho: When I travel, as soon as I finish eating, I immediately start looking for my next meal lol
 pimiento: that's good advice though, eat what the locals eat how theu eat ut
drawnbinary: i wish i enjoyed food, i've been to 20 countries and there were so many textures I couldn't have
 Sunidesus: I have been blessed to do a lot of world traveling growing up (because of my parents' job) and yeah, food is a massive part of those memories
 RealGamerCow: When I went to Japan for business, I went to lunch with the warehouse guys, and they said "Do you want sushi? Steak? McDonalds?" and I said "Take me to your favorite ramen place" and their faces lit up.
 Earthenone: i think pineapple pizza was "invented" near you
 v_nome: I know you've been to Edmonton some, have you gone to High Voltage for a donair and/or gyro?
 djalternative: nah. Blast Victoria, Jacob!
 munocard: Crisis averted
 ThorSokar:  Give Jacob the good recipes
 ladyjessica: I remember when I went to Victoria and I really enjoyed the vegetarian place in that plaza
 BrokenGolem: tea ime!
 RealGamerCow: I then had the best ramen I've ever had
 Gekyouryuu: So I'm hearing that instead of Burgess, Jacob's last name is Bourdain
 Unas84: what are (some of) your favorite regions for food, Jacob?
 rabbitgta: Coffee is best in the right amounts
  mowdownjoe: 
 Obos_TAB: NJ
 djalternative: Chicago
 Jennie_Fuchsia: Boston
 ladyjessica: Hamilton on
 vinewood_og: Be glad that team bathroom crapshot didn't come true!
 munocard: Houston, TX
 ChillTheEffOut: Toronto
 pimiento: 'straya
 DentedPockets: WA
 dungeonmasteralek: Montreal
 TehAmelie: North Sweden
  TXC2: UK
 the_phantom_game_player: I'm good
 bisaflau: germany
 CamazotzJr: Sweden
 Jillexie: Toronto
 TheOneCalledStu: Indiana
 drrek0: Maryland
 asthanius: texas
 SnowBuddy18: Toronto
 Alma_v: Netherlands
 micalovits: Denmark
 mercano82: VT
 invalidCards: Netherlands
 vanman229: Central California
 Sevinon: New Jersey
 IanAllenBird: I did not get enough sleep but I'm chilling
 QuixoticScrivener: wisconsin
marmalade_pen: sweden
 Sunidesus: minnesota
  mowdownjoe: NJ
 roefizzlebeef: dallas!
 pn55: Japan
juuzou00: California
 TheWooglie: England
 BrokenGolem: Boston
 Princerombur: Las Vegas
 EternalRoxas: Cornwall, UK
taeasakura: UK
 ElCoggins: UK
 snowewolf: have you had Cawl ? welsh Ste - WALES
 Earthenone: washington state
 CatTreeDreamCar: Twin Cities
 Peevvi: Denmark
 OtherEdgeworth: Australia
 ArcticAtlantic: Scotland
Trafficcone99: virginia
 the_lone_bard: Melbourne, Aus.
 rabbitgta: Wisconsin
 Bluesun_Rise: Germany
Zafariman: belgium
 panhead096: Chicago!
 xantos69: Kansas City
 ckupf: Queens, NY
Chatty_Protagonist: DC
 ThorSokar: Iowa
IslandersCaper: atlantic canada
 3schr: DC
 UWDJohn: MAss
 Unas84: Cork, Ireland (but from Netherlands)
 v_nome: Edmonton
 saweeks: Calgary
 KilrenKrae: Iowa
moepmoepmoepmoepmoepmoep: germany
 Bassios: UK
 neisan2112: North Texas
 Two_Hats: TX, US
lifaen__: Czechia
 red_shoes_jeff: Ontario
 RealGamerCow: Massachusetts
 Krektogar: Germany
 ph0enix__42: Boston
 RockPusher: Wellington, New Zealand
sbuiko: Switzerland
 samb6678: Minnesota
 BigDaddyBland87: Kentucky
 modernner0: Boston
Eklinaar: Ottawa
NojhLivic: Texas
 gameboy350: New Zealand
 ZER0_TW0: Ottawa
 Chesul: Brooklyn
 ParanoidRabbit: Sweden
 Amoothyst: Washington
 Ormmannen: Sweden
 Brozard: Chicago
 thatguysteve2709: Pennsylvania
 aitsu100: Florida
 IaCthulhuFthagn: I'm right here!
usmu1976: @Gekyouryuu So i'm not the only one thinking thata!
 pn55: Tokyo
 g0lg0r0th: Maryland
 RealDarkAdamo: canada east coast
 IanAllenBird: kjmniokn
 GazzyInferno: UK
 BlandSpice: Memphis, Tn
 hypperstar2280: Utah
 normarcl: Ottawa
 a_shortfall_of_gravitas: London
 HubbeKing: Finland!
 the_phantom_game_player: Florida
 doormar: Hamilton Ontario
 MrSarkhan: South Carolina
 Korolan: Pittsburgh PA
 l0gin4me: Wisconsin
 Carlioo: Sweden
 trainpants: DC
 merciary: Ohio
 strixsiderum: Florida
 radioshackraider: Jacob, you have my adress
 Molladia: Melbourne
 IanAllenBird: Washington
 Master_Gunner: Halifax
 JollyGee29: Kansas
 emmaInProgress: Germany
 IronwoodWizard: NY
Disposable_Wincon: Germany
Scar_Red_Tiger: Toronto
Linwey: Gotland Sweden
drawnbinary: Currently Australia
shadowmaster132: Australia
 ELD_Winterlight: Denmark, northern end
   Anubis169: England
 quton: Finland
 Cyberegg: Uk
 Loa_Ayizan: Vancouver
 RatherLargeToad: MN
 CaptainChibale: Ontario
JinaMahavira: North Carolina
 HasturTheYellow: Calgary AB
ztghostie: fort worth texas
 TreeVor84: Washington State
 public_key_reveal_party: Michigan
 Shaneusm: Canberra, Australia
 gnomonclature: Normal, Illinois, US.
JessyTheRed: Vancouver
 NekomimiNinja: Sweden
missa_hancock: colorado
brendog28: Melbourne
 popcatholic: Chattanooga, TN
SytYoshi: Chicago
 JRandomHacker: Chicago! (and I've seen like 6 of us)
 Notamys3000: NYC
 superdeadsmurf: Nova Scotia
 thasmiel: Berlin!
 thimbles_edge: Newfoundland
 Ritaspirithntr: Washington State
 Eckuris: uk
 IsaTheEngie: Upstate NY
 Cunobelenos: Michigan
 josh___something: The Philippines!
 Lupus2253: Germany
 FrostyKaze: Germany
 mckblitz: ontario
 LlewellynZ: DC
 quietcat: Alberta
 Easilycrazyhat: West coast us
 mwlsn: DC suburbs
usmu1976: Netherlands
 Just_Herby: UK
 horridcrustacean: Germany
BobROE: Toronto
 GoblinPieromancer: Lithuania
 Uzumaki15: Virginia
 PMAvers: The middle of nowhere in northwest Ohio
 nightsreach: iceland
 Chelsea12492: Henderson, KY
 DaSunao: Maryland
 petey_vonwho: Appalachia
 LordZarano: Wales
 Jigokuro: St Louis, we have great food.
 Dillatont: Midwest US
 el_dwardo: uk
 Spluuga: Finland!
 IviaRelle: Newfoundland
 themercenary1987: Midlands UK
 Jean_Jacques_EB: France
 bartimus_thundercask: Cincinnati ohio
 CanPlayGames: Epcot
 big_blue_man: Pennsylvania
Kezshra: Pennsylvania
 JadedCynic: Newfoundland, Canada
 Ard_Rhys: London
 JoannaTastic: Near Cambridge UK
 Nommii77: Finland
 CommiePuddin: Cincinnati ish
abslomdaak42: Czech Republic
 protojman: north carolina
 hanzi_keat: North west UK
 cmdrud87: Germany
 3schr: Washington DC
 Dark_Destra: UK
 altis39: Pennsylvania America
 jimber_jam: Dayton Ohio
Greydir: germany
 jacqui_lantern234: Niagara
 Mark_D_Stroyer: Outside Dallas
 Simonark: Arlington, VA
 ArkhamArchivist: Bangor ME
westerfarmer: Denmark!
 a_serious_moose: Qu/bec
  mtvcdm: You did it now Jacob
 lirazel64: Boston
 jedi_master_zll: Colorado
thedepthandbreadthofseth: In Pittsburgh we put french fries on our sandwiches.
  nosole: Edmonton
 NovaSpecter: Atlanta
 Trym___: uk
 greatknightgaramond: the newest Jersey
 DoctorHutch: New york
 Genie_M: Hungary
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: St Louis, MO
 81ackR0se: Edinburgh, Scotland
 baldy_dnd_nerd: Oxford, UK
 Statist42: Getmany
Candysniper015: mystic CT
 FerretinaTheWeaselQueen: South Africa 
resilientspring: Ontario!
 kodalith: Manitoba Canada
 RealDarkAdamo: nova scotia
 rasterscan: Welp, good luck mods.
 schwitty_26: Buffalo, NY
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Pittsburgh
 Nashlake: Dover NH
naynayhof: Iowa
 AnjaZeta: Minneapolis
 jessieimproved: Atlanta
 hypperstar2280: Chat so fast like Sonic
 Gekyouryuu: Pennsylvania
 loufghyslaufey: That ONE you've never heard about!!
 L0rdX33n: when I was 10 my family traveled to Russia for a week and I, as a 10 year old white kid, was weirded out by all the strange food and subsisted entirely on bread and butter. It is one of my genuine regrets. North Alabama.
 PsychoI3oy: 150 miles south of you
Yrefe: Chile!
 FenrisSchafer: Manhattan, KS
 j_crane330: Virginia Beach
 Noy2222: West Xylophone
 GwalchmaiOfHouseParadox: Croatia
 QuixoticScrivener: Mars
 Cunobelenos: Kalamazoo
 marawr_arts: coloradooooo usa
 RockPusher: RIP Sarah 
 iconicshadow89: Florida
 Flyingdelorion: The Netherlands
 mercury145: Southern California
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Mods, I apologize on Jacob's behalf.
 OtherEdgeworth: Brisbane, Australia more specifically
 Musicsquid: Florida 🥲
 josh___something: Location time, location time!
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Northern Europe
 Krillin_fan: Minnesota!
 Beofryn: Minnesota
 Shellsh0cker: Southern New Hampshire
 just_like_aerin: Las Vegas-ish
 FeistierErmine: North GA mountains
 ValTheDrake: Poland
 PharaohBender27: Man this is like peal DB chat 
 hypperstar2280: Utah
 miniMacGuru: Upstate South Carolina, USA
  TXC2: there's a 1000 people watching Jacob 
 ProcyonFlynn: So Cal -
Rafgmorais: brasil
PrinceLariel: Pennsylvania!
 doormar: Formerly Syracuse
drawnbinary: I'll be in Japan and Canada next week
Linwey: Gotland
 phoenixfeather14: Ontario!
 themercenary1987: Uk
CraziestOwl: Israel
 Freezerassasin: Vancouver Island
 Arikell: Uk
 TheOneCalledStu: Indiana
tingglytoes: brunei
 NonjaBiru: DC area
 ladyjessica: hahahha
 TehAmelie: this chat segment seems like it could be a liquid somehow
  Sarah_Serinde: You're fine Jacob
 hypperstar2280: Hahaha
   Anubis169: we're on it 
 PharaohBender27: *peak
 IanAllenBird: you just asked a thousand people the easiest possible question
 mericlese: Nebraska
 CelticGeek: Macon, Georgia (but it's my 8th state)
 vinewood_og: I have a confession, for work and her family, I am again a Florida man  
  Sarah_Serinde: Just don't encourage spam too often 
 djmikeysaxx: ENGAGEMENT
 BigDaddyBland87: @Chelsea12492 Dang....someone close to me...Owensboro
Piecrust9: ENGAGEMENT!
 TK_Squared: Old Jersey.
 Simonark: please let all the Epcots meet up for lunch
Scar_Red_Tiger: Engagement!
 StarSorrows: Albuquerque, NM
 Holden_McGroin96: Omaha Nebraska
Fantusta: From philly but in Denver this week
 spicyFerret_: Twin Cities!
 hypperstar2280: You did good Jacob
 Drakas: Australia
 MrMatternot: San Antonio
 CaptainEnder7: Boston area
 roefizzlebeef: oopsies
 niccus: the crowd might be biased against the west coast right now
   Anubis169: this is why there's a team of us 
River: Ontario
ThatTallNerd: Michigan
Foud the Troll: Quebec
RiverMyst: I'm curious can you read YouTube chat?
Clockwork Cthulhu: Denmark
  Simriel: Scotland!
Walshman: Fake London (Ontario)
Matt Watson: good morning from DC, USA!
WildJinx: Ottawa
RiverMyst: maryland
Elijah Gill: south east England
  Simriel: @RiverMyst someone in the tech booth can, but not the stream
Wesley Ackerman: China
Kevin Leung: Columbus ohio
Roey Shapiro: Middle East
William Callanan: Upstate Ny
Thomas Hynnek: Minnesota
 Gekyouryuu: @princelariel PA high five!
 mercano82: It's called driving engagment
 James_the_Dabbler: Oklahoma City
 JadedCynic: C'est bon, mon ami! 
 Obos_TAB: I just had a Pork Roll egg and Cheese, and that should tell you everything.
 Poinketh: Australia, but I should be asleep
  Sarah_Serinde: It's okay 
 Steelwolf171: new Brunswick (not the New Jersey one)
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Pittsburgh PA
 Mark_D_Stroyer: Some AI out there is going nuts with data mining.
 DaSunao: About to head to LBI
 atinyspacemarine: Wee bit north of boston
 10of9: Lancaster, PA
 Metric_Furlong: I'm from Earth, like all the rest of you normal humans
 HbombAndFriends: Florida
 generatrix: Windsor (we have good food 😛)
 Therberus: Uh oh Jacob doing a chaos
 j_crane330: It's ok
 hedonistic_mushroom: Philippines
 baltimore_667083: @James_the_Dabbler okc represent!
Chatty_Protagonist: We should do a DC area meetup
 IsaTheEngie: He accidentally the chat for a few seconds
 vanman229: its not spam it's _engagement_
 Walshman42: Fake London (Ontario)
 merciary: Oh wow, spotted another Dayton Ohio folk in here
 Rasputyne: South Carolina, formerly of western NY
Nismorack: Netherlands!
 pimiento: hey, you ask, we all answer
  mowdownjoe: @Steelwolf171 This always throws me.
 Genie_M: We're enthusiastic sometimes
 Easilycrazyhat: @thedepthandbreadthofseth I love Pittsburgh. It's a great little city.
 SnowBuddy18: well, you're probably used to a smaller chat, it's fine
 RockPusher: It's endearing and perfectly fine 
 josh___something: @hedonistic_mushroom YO Fellow FILIPINO!!!!!
 CanPlayGames: Jacob now controls the Horizontals and Verticals
  TXC2: and now we're winding down, deep breaths chat
 atinyspacemarine: Boston meetup apparently?
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: next time, Chat should answer one at a time
 Gekyouryuu: @thedepthandbreadthofseth @10of9 PA high five!
 Shaneusm: Aussie Aussie Aussie?
 big_blue_man: spotted someone from lancaster, i'm from the philly area
 PhoenixMelior: Hey at least its the LRR chat and it was 100% placenames
shadowmaster132: It's friday night in australia still so I can be here a little longer
 pn55: TBF we don't tke much encouragement 
 PsychoI3oy: if you want real spam, ask where everyone's from in a NASASpaceFlight stream with 20k people watching
 invalidCards: We love being the subject for a bit
 CaptainChibale: @Metric_Furlong perfectly normal humans
 djalternative: Jacob, what's your worst food take about Chicago or some other city? We can take it
  Sarah_Serinde: Sometimes the unspoken rules are just "we learned from experience that this thing doesn't go well"
 RockPusher: !listen
  LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
 petey_vonwho: Jacob, I love the energy you bring to streams 
 Shellsh0cker: I mean unspoken rules are literally a thing you were JUST talking about
 bytecaster: Now everybody in chat is really awake though!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Gekyouryuu thanks?
 mercano82: Do not stare directly into the void
 vinewood_og: 1000 Jacob broke the internet! Good job!
 TehAmelie: i don't think it's unspoken rules, just ones people haven't thought through enough to codify
 Obos_TAB: You want a Pork Roll egg and Cheese, Jacob?
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 niccus: there's a little more downtime with the Crowdstrike thing
 Simonark: @chatty_protagonist I know of one or two others who are in the area, certainly.
 BrokenGolem: never give them a chance to say "behind you"
 HbombAndFriends: Struggling with unspoken rules. Yeah, you’re one of us.
 Mark_D_Stroyer: M’lort
 dm818: That's not even a hot take
 CaptainChibale: I saw another Ontario in that mass woo
 samb6678: Malort is fine!
 Brozard: HOW DARE YOU’re right
 red_shoes_jeff: Lotta Ontarians in attendance, I see. Maybe I'll see some of you at Fan Expo next month.
 Gekyouryuu: @thedepthandbreadthofseth just celebrating other people in my state, sorry
 radioshackraider: Jacob, you're drinking coffee, but it's time for you to spill the tea on victoria food
 panhead096: So trueeeeee
 L0rdX33n: Malort is a crime in a bottle
 generatrix: Your only real downfall is actually reading chat.
 CelticGeek: I was just watching on YT, then when you asked where we were, I had to jump on Twitch 
 BlackIsis: Malort is a joke we play on the tourists.
 QuixoticScrivener: Almost 1.3k watching if count YouTube.
 invalidCards: I've had Malort once, apparently also popular in Pittsburgh. I wanted to die
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Fair. But had you said deep dish pizza, we would have had words.
RiverMyst: cool thanks
Rich Strubhart: Illinois
  MrSVCD: Sweden 🇸🇪
River: does anyone know who is running tech this morning ?
Tee Man: Pittsburgh
  Sarah: No one
  Simriel: I think the tech booth is empty right now
  Sarah: Besides James occasionally going into the room to do things that need doing
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Easilycrazyhat Little?  Where are you from, Necromunda?
Nismorack: Any Netherlands/Europe stories?
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 Cunobelenos: Meh, Malort is fine
   Anubis169: in the words of one of my favourite people, "if you fuck up, own it and learn from it, make it part of yourself, and move on. Fuck upwards  "
 neisan2112: True
 Angreed66: That's all spirits
 PhoenixMelior: I saw someone else say Alberta yeah
 JRandomHacker: Malort's "Do Not Enjoy. Responsibly" ads are brilliant
 IsaTheEngie: Jacob, have you have you experienced the venerable Garbage Plate?
 Brozard: Did you hear about the Candy Corn Malort?
 KV1NN4: If you ever go to Malaysia please go to Kuching, Sarawak and check out the cat museum (more of a gallery of appreciation with sooo many cat themed objects)
 rabbitgta: Yep seems right
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Malört is what I assume dumpster runoff tastes like
 merciary: Malort is over hyped as a trash drink. It's just fine
 ckupf: I have a bottle of Malort from when I lived in Chicago 9 years ago, I have never been tempted to drink it.
 QuixoticZ: Malory is the flavor of existential dread. It keeps coming back whenever the flavors in your mouth are too quiet, just waiting on the darkness
 ladyjessica: I’m working in IT today and we’re going through it. this is keeping me sane.
 kodalith: Factually Accurate
 snowewolf: Jacob  you seem like you would  love/hate welsh rabbit - its Fancy cheese on toast
 Chelsea12492: @bigdaddybland87 oh yeah! only like 20 minutes! I couldn’t pass up early LRR to keep me company working from home.
 Pinwiz11: I love Malort, I've had so many infusions.  My favorite: Pumpkin Spice Malort.
 thimbles_edge: that's Screech rum if you come to newfoundland
 mwlsn: @Anubis169 that's great and I'm using it
 JadedCynic: Oh, so malort is Chicago's equivalent of "Screech" 
 ThorSokar: Malort: The finger w/o the middle
 TheWooglie: yeah I've seen streamers drink it as a charity forfeit
 doormar: Rochester ny
 ladyjessica: upstate New York
 CanPlayGames: Have you been to a Waffle House?
 Simonark: Mallort is a deterrent to outsiders Chicago embraced when they couldn’t just let Capone runs things to terrify strangers anymore
 IaCthulhuFthagn: As a Scandiwegian, Malort is not even half decent as far as wormwood schnapps/akvavit goes.
 trainpants: shout out to Rochester
 ladyjessica: I think
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I thought that was a Buffalo thing.
 Rasputyne: Rochester!
 pimiento: watch & plate
 invalidCards: James is sold already
 ThorSokar: There's an amazing Garbage Burger here
 L0rdX33n: just a heap of meat, I assume
 Didero: Garbage Plate is when you put a Watch+Play stream down horizontally
 thasmiel: 500  for jacob being a cutie
 DoctorHutch: Similar to disco fries
 SageofShadowzF: That's a Rochester thing
   Anubis169: ladyjessica: big Hugops to all of you... I'm kinda glad that's not my dep't temporarily
 red_shoes_jeff: Oh, like poutine!
 quton: isn't that one of Bens canlander decks
 IsaTheEngie: Rochester/Western NY. A bunch of picnic food on one plate.
 RealGamerCow: I want to try an Irish Spice Bag.
 malfnord: Binging With Babish did a thing about it years ago and now it's a thing
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Oh, no no, no! Not Albany!
Chatty_Protagonist: Tragically, it includes pasta salad.
 Sevinon: 1000 1000 1000 Jacob learning the easiest ways to get chat to spam.
zazamost: I'm from Chicago and I've never heard of this "Garbage Plate"
 Brozard: The best description of Mallory’s flavor I’ve heard is “burning condoms”
River: well good job tech for not randomly glitching out
shadowmaster132: @snowewolf ever since i heard about welsh rarebit I have wanted to try it
MadnessDreamer: if you have been to St. Louis, have you had our pizza and/or toasted raviolis?
 Rasputyne: Garbage Plates are amazing. Looks like vomit, tastes awesome
 KV1NN4: Currently in Buffalo, NY
 3schr: It's a thing. Binging With Babish did a great video recreating it because he's from there
 mwlsn: "It's more of a Utica thing"
 TehAmelie: the other day i saw someone translate malört as "moth herb" and boy did i have to resist being that reply guy gal
 samb6678: As an akvavit malort is deeply sad
  TXC2: !subathon
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abslomdaak42: Awwww
 big_blue_man: get owned james
 GhostValv: 300 and a little for James 
 jacqui_lantern234: no JACOB got the bits, james 
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: 400 so James doesn’t feel left out
 pimiento:  
  Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
  LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/schedule for a Google Calendar version.
 Unas84: James: best food you had in Europe last month?
  TXC2: !events
  LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/schedule for a Google Calendar version.
 commentarywife: Does James know how Jacob managed to spam the chat?
 PharaohBender27: Meantime, James: Were there any moments when you and Ashley were in Europe that were culture shock for you?
  mtvcdm: ! next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Demon's Souls w/ Wheeler at Fri 08:00 AM PDT (52m from now).
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @quton Mono black deck with several A+B's and all the tutors you can eat.
 SharktoothJack: recipe for engagement: name any city 
 JRandomHacker: Southern IL has a similar-ish dish called a Shoe
 QuixoticScrivener: guess James has to wake up tomorrow
 aitsu100: 100 for cutie James
 MilkInBags: on PS5?
 doormar: Rochester has garage plates, Syracuse has salt potatoes, Utica has the Utica greens
 TheMerricat: https://www.visitrochester.com/blog/post/rochester-garbage-plate/ garbage plate
 beowuuf: 500 #teamJacob #teamJames
 neisan2112: 100 100 100 100 100 Bits for all of LRR being cute
 the_phantom_game_player: Binging with Babish did an episode on garbage plate
   Anubis169: PS5 or PS3?
 Adeli3: 2000 Now now, split these bits nicely you two.
 IsaTheEngie: @mwlsn I was in Utica earlier this year and was adviced against getting tomato pie!!!
 Shaneusm: SOULS!
Linwey: Isn't Malort basically just a type of Snaps?
  TXC2: Anubis169  I assume PS5
 dungeonmasteralek: 100 for Jacob!
 CanPlayGames: James. I give you JumpCare bits cause its cute 100
 pimiento: Demons's' Soul's's's
   Anubis169: Linwey: Malort is unique, it tastes like Malort
 Krillin_fan: woo oo
  mowdownjoe: WOOHOO.
 Earthenone: ducktales? woo-oo
 3schr: Wait, sorry. What time is Lorcana?
 thimbles_edge: i  respect just taking the cards that seem cool
 jedi_master_zll: Someone said they were from OKC, I recommend B-Won, it's a small Korean restaurant. Great Bibimbap Dolsot.
 NekomimiNinja: daksu?! such magnificent creatures!
Linwey: @Anubis169 Since that just means 'wormwood' that honestly tells me nothing except it's bitter as all hell
 CanPlayGames: StarWars Unlimited is so good
 TehAmelie: malort itself is a plant, popular ingredient of some strong liquors. the name means "bad plant"
 JRandomHacker: @3schr Magic: The Disney-ing
 Krillin_fan: what sets are y'all drafting in lorcana?
   Anubis169: it's very fragrant
 Didero: Aw, sad, I can't watch the Lorcana part live then 
 James_the_Dabbler: @jedi_master_zll as a lover of Korean food and a foodie and general, thank you!!!
 3schr: Thanks, James! Probably too late for me, but I'll catch the replay
 NonUniqueGuy: I keep putting off trying Bibimbap Dolsot. Whenever I go for Korean, I end up getting other things.
Linwey: @TehAmelie Wormwood. The english name for the plant is wormwood
 big_blue_man: he has to EARN it
  Sarah: For the most part the tech things have gone quite smoothly :)
 Earthenone: a purpose driven cookiew
 jedi_master_zll: @James_the_Dabbler That's the only thing I miss from OKC, lol.
 beowuuf: vanishing of ethan carter first, then cookie
 TehAmelie: i thought it might be
 mwlsn: @IsaTheEngie Had no idea this was a thing, but now I know!
 shendaras: 2 cookies.
 ckupf: We saw that swap and shop episode, we know jacob
   Anubis169: Linwey: imo, buy a small taster bottle, about the size of a minibar bottle, and have a bit. It doesn't taste like absithe i'll say that.
 SharktoothJack: @Linwey people say "licorice taste" but that's not a very complete answer
 Didero: Yeah, Ursula's Return
   Anubis169: absinthe*
 djmikeysaxx: Excited for MH3 draft, but next year we gotta do the Final Fantasy or the Marvel set and watch Jacob get super hype
 Krillin_fan: Encanto
 CanPlayGames: Ursula’s boogie town
 Therberus: Ok but is Sora in Lorcana?
 3schr: Encanto
 RatherLargeToad: The PvE thing they have from the Ursula set is surprisingly good
 Earthenone: encanto yeah
Linwey: @Anubis169 Sounds vaguely like Snaps
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 LordManiMani: Modern Ducktales?
 v_nome: Is there a Luisa card?
 IsaTheEngie: @mwlsn There's a lot of Utica things apparently and that's one of them.
 CanPlayGames: Bruno deck is strong
 beowuuf: we don't walk about jacob's bank account, no no
 thimbles_edge: love encanto so much
 Krillin_fan: @v_nome there is
 Malkmaven1176: i hope there's time to play Star Wars Unlimited later today, it's such a fun game
shadowmaster132: we don't play bruno?
 Didero: As a warning, there's a song card for Under Pressure 
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: as someone who's mostly experienced Disney stuff via Kingdom Hearts, is it anything like that? Is Organization XIII there?
 PMAvers: Yeah, they basically have a Ursula version of the old WoWTCG raid decks.
 aitsu100: we dont talk about Bruno no no no
 v_nome: @Krillin_fan I'm listening.
  Simriel: Paul has built a quite robust system considering
ALLxISxLOST: muppets?
 thimbles_edge: i dont have anybody to play lorcana with so i have resisted buying lorcana cards but its hard
 embermage34: question for Jacob: a bit off topic at this point.... but What is your favorite Final Fantasy? main game and game in general?
 bakerydragon: So many FEEELINGS
 josh___something: heard, will not reassure you
 RockPusher offers reassurance anyway 
 beowuuf: and serge!
 DrMagnify: the ccg vs tcg mindset
 Sunidesus: but it's pretty!
 TehAmelie: i'm bewildered by how people thought Bruno was such a banger when it's the most unremarkable song in Encanto
 josh___something: Okay, ART IS SICK though
  Sarah_Serinde: Jacob that was me for the LotR set 
Linwey: @SharktoothJack It certainly isn't. Honestly the drink Malort is a bit of a mental bugbear for me, as a Swede. Can't make sense of it
 thasmiel: my approach to mtg...
 djalternative: I always struggle between pretty and playable
 Didero: Yeah, Lorcana is VERY thematic!
  Sarah_Serinde: MtG art is *so good* these days
 protojman: Jacob that perspective is important too
 CanPlayGames: I’m team Jacob on this. Flavor win
 L0rdX33n: I feel you in my soul
 malfnord: This is the reason I never managed to get into CCGs
Scar_Red_Tiger: Jacob wants to be on Crack a Pack
 JadedCynic: see, THAT sort of MtG stream?  I would sub the HELL out of that, Jacob 
  TXC2: I think a goodly number of people are like that
ztghostie: Meanwhile, me: The cards have art?!
shadowmaster132: I'm not really a tcg person but those lorcana cards are so good
 rabbitgta: I feel that, we call those pet cards
 josh___something: Flavor lover
 ArcticAtlantic: i'm like that with the Doctor Who cards
 aitsu100: Shivam does the same
 rasterscan: I feel like Jacob does better with constructed formats where he can make a theme deck that also works well.
 TotallyNotaBeholder: But but but, the thing I like...
  TXC2: IF !
Clockwork Cthulhu: WeAreSorryYouAreWelcome.
 NonUniqueGuy: Jacob Lorcana Crack-A-Pack
  Sarah_Serinde: @ArcticAtlantic Definitely those too
 Simonark: Universes Beyond precons are for the Jacob in all of us.
 DrMagnify: I think confirmed When on that
 izzetraichu: I have built entire decks because I got a cool token
 CanPlayGames: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a Hideo Kojima production.
 CelticGeek: Jacob Crack-a-Pack!
 tenthtechpriest: When, not if
abslomdaak42: Enjoying the art, flavour and design of a card IS VALID!
 Didero: Jacob, if it helps, there's an official co-op version of Lorcana called 'Illumineer's Quest: Deep Trouble'
 neisan2112: Gotta have Jacob on a TTC for that
 Two_Hats: Oh, I feel like come Sunday a bunch of people will be doing that
 Suffix: HELLO FRIENDS! Good morning! I have coffee too!
 munocard: God, I'm gonna lose my MIND over the FF stuff
 Leonhart321: Memo to self, bring my Castlevania deck to anything I go to that Jacob attends so I can get him to sign my cards
 Obos_TAB: maybe Jacob on TTC for FF set?
 josh___something: TAP TAP CONCEDE FF EPISODE!
 LordManiMani: I'm gonna lose so much money
  Sarah_Serinde: I have wanted to do multiple cross stitch projects on MtG card art and I just need so much more time to make them happen 
 beowuuf: i mean jacob as ppr guest if the timings work out?
 thasmiel: \o/
  TXC2: hello Suffix  welcome
 thasmiel: yes please!
  Sarah_Serinde: Yesss
 Pheonix888: Have a good stream, off to log into  work.
 Leonhart321: Yessss
 RealGamerCow: This kills the Jacob
 rabbitgta: Don't kill him
 Gekyouryuu: No interest in the actual Final Fantasy TCG, Jacob?
 Didero: this kills the jacob
Nismorack: I would watch that.
 hanzi_keat: I'd watch it
 bisaflau: oh yes please!
 IanAllenBird: rip
 vinewood_og: you almost killed this man
  TXC2: 
   Anubis169: swallow it don't breathe it!
 josh___something: I think we killed the jacob
 Therberus: This Kills the Jacob
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: James, you can't just spring that on Jacob!
ztghostie: Jacob for the Final Fantasy PPR!
 Sunidesus: Jacob is gonna explode at this rate
 roefizzlebeef: oh I would LOVE that
 GazzyInferno: james, you're killing him with kindness
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Don't tempt us!
 Narcuru: that sounds like what Jacob needs
 CaptainChibale: reminder to take your meds and drink some water.
 Leonhart321: Next Booster Box TTC, do it
 RatherLargeToad: I’m building 4 new Frog commander decks for the new legendary frogs 
Yrefe: I feel a crack-a-pack is already gonna be like 2 hours
 djmikeysaxx: What about the Marvel Set James? Will we do the same for you when it launches?
 HorusFive: Am Jacob OK?
 ExachixKitsune: "Jacob and Graham Froth about Final Fantasy for 8 hours" is a video I would watch
 public_key_reveal_party: Oh no, Jacob died.
 CaptainChibale: be good to yourself
 ladyjessica: draft is one of the places I let my competitive side out
 ThorSokar: Graham and Jacob, 2 men enter 1 man leaves
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Jacob, please remember to breathe!
 GhostValv: no worries you'll just be on editing duty 
 CAKHost: Hello everyone!
 jacqui_lantern234: so when is Jacob gonna get his own podcast where he gets to look at cards and just SCREAM
 beowuuf: nodding bird set on the keyboard, wlak away
 JadedCynic: someone just aspirated saliva  *pats Jacob softly on the shoulder*
 quietcat: I want to see Jacob on a final fantasy explainer TTC
 RandomTrivia: How many subs to greenlight this?
  TXC2: hello CAKHost  welcome
 kid_flashionable: That was my entire experience playing FFXIV with my boyfriend
 Earthenone: im excited to see what versions of moogles they use
 Obos_TAB: *next card says everything they just said*
 powerflapjack: LET ME TELL YOU ALL ABOUT THE SKETCH GLITCH
  Sarah_Serinde: Again, me with the LotR Set 
BluWzrdIsGreedy: Have they never played the FFTCG?
BluWzrdIsGreedy: It so much better than MTG on every level.
 RealGamerCow: Graham did a really good job of restraining himself for Doctor Who
 Easilycrazyhat: Jacob really needs to be part of some TTCs where they get all of that out XD
 gualdhar: 6 part miniseries by Ken Burns: Jacob opens Final Fantasy box
 ExachixKitsune: you will need someone going through the cards in advance to sort by FF game so you can keep on track
  TXC2: *Ok, so about SOLIDER....."
ztghostie: I cannot WAIT to build a Kafka commander deck
 RatherLargeToad: I want a summoners and summons commander deck with a Rydia face commander
 kid_flashionable: "DID YOU IKNOW THIS WAS A FF 5 REFERENCE LET ME EXPLAIN"
 bakerydragon: btw, Jacob could you give takes on the Transformers mtg cars (secret lair I think?)
 mercano82: Jacob breaks out into a full rendition of the FF6 Opera.
 Leonhart321: Oh no so terrible, a 14 hour TTC with Jacob gushing over FF lore. Guess I better buy the popcorn
 HorusFive: Do you want a Kingdom Hearts?  Because that's how you get a Kingdom Hearts
 beowuuf: cameron for the 40k was 
 Narcuru: two sets
 Angreed66: plural
 Krillin_fan: "so here you can see that Terra is shifting into her esper form..."
 Genie_M: At least two
 public_key_reveal_party: Tap Tap Lore Dump opponent has conceded because they have stuff to do today
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Franz Kafka wrote Final Fantasy?  That sounds amazing!!!
 djmikeysaxx: 2025 IS GOING TO DESTROY JACOB
 Obos_TAB: oh SNAP Weird Al just dropped a new Polka!!
 djmikeysaxx: ITS THE SAME YEAR
 munocard: Marvel and FF are both next year
 Narcuru: one set is in 2025 i think
  Sarah_Serinde: Hey chat easy on the capslock please 
 Genie_M: 2025 is Marvel and FF
 powerflapjack: i think marvel is Just Decks
 beowuuf:  weird al polka?
 djmikeysaxx: First set is 2025 with more to come
 invalidCards: The FIRST marvel set is in 2025
 Gekyouryuu: Set 23 for the final fantasy TCG comes out in a couple of weeks, Jacob, and this game has SO MANY THINGS for you to nerd out over. I would LOVE for Jacob to at least take a look at the game.
 thimbles_edge: i sure hope they spread it out more than that
 JadedCynic: @djmikeysaxx yep; we gonna need to crowdfund his rent for the year 
 ExachixKitsune: we'll miss you Jacob, I mean, we won't because I assume you will be talking about it a lot
 Suffix: @Sarah_Serinde I apologize, Sarah. 
ThatTallNerd: Ah, that's Flamespeaker Adept for me. That and a few other cards like Sigiled Starfish and Sunblade Elf hold a special place in my heart.
Foud the Troll: "Geeking out with Jacob and Graham" schedule your weekend today
 TehAmelie: the first step towards a Hasbro/Disney cooperation
 invalidCards: There will be more Marvel sets in 2026 and likely beyond
 ExachixKitsune: Hello SUFFIX!
 jedi_master_zll: I do kinda wish I had the Godzilla lands.
 Earthenone: the cardstock is so nice!
 PMAvers: Oh yeah, they totally announced a Magneto Hero deck for Marvel Champs the other day.
 Krektogar: that noise by Jacob just made me look for the Zombie in my game 
 powerflapjack: god, the FF tcg feels so nice in hand
  Sarah_Serinde: @Suffix One or two words is okay, but I appreciate it 
 Narcuru: Q2, 2025: release of Universes Beyond: Final Fantasy, also on MTG Arena. Q3, 2025: release of Universes Beyond: Marvel
 djmikeysaxx: Jacob crowdfund us watching you opening packs all year in 2025
 niccus: Looks like probably one regular set between FF and Marvel
 powerflapjack: i'm actually going to be using FF TCG cards for my tokens
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @Sarah_Serinde This sentence was written in its entirety with Caps Lock on. My right pinkie is tired.
 josh___something: I think we dehydrated the Jacob
 Gekyouryuu: It's one of those games that are easy once you're used to it, and easier if you've played magic before, but it can be a bit much to start, yeah
 doormar: I think Graham opened a $100+ final fantasy card on mail time
 Sevinon: How do people just not break bones?
 L0rdX33n: Arms 3 times
 TehAmelie: James is Unbreakable: not yet disproven
Eklinaar: I have never broken a bone and I'm not sure how, I absolutely should have several times.
 red_shoes_jeff: Mine, or someone else's?
 pipshardfour: have you ever broken any hearts?
  Sarah_Serinde: @IaCthulhuFthagn ಠ_ಠ
 PMAvers: Oh yeah, those reprint sets that Final Fantasy TCG puts out are amazing. They do reprint boxes every year with a bunch of staples in it, plus a pre-con, for like $40ish bucks?
 vinewood_og: Next Sub-a-thon to raise funds for Jacob's FF/Marvel MTG needs?
 RealGamerCow: fingers, toes, skull
 big_blue_man: i have! broke an arm and leg at the same time
  TXC2: Sevinon  we don't go outside
 Leonhart321: Hilariously, I have a suspected foot fracture at the moment and have my foot taped up
Seru: to be fair, american magic cards feel so much worse compared to european and japanese printed @james
 Gekyouryuu: @doormar yeah, a foil light element Cloud from set 1
 Sevinon: @TXC2 ... I managed one break indoors
 PharaohBender27: Heck yeah Unbroken Bones Club!
 Thisbymaster: it depends if you touch my ball
 HorusFive: That's golf quitter talk Jmaes
 beowuuf: @Leonhart321 
 doormar: My grandma broke her leg playing golf
 Bassios: "Unlikely to break a bone playing golf" That sounds like a challenge.
 Sevinon: 2 finger, toe, arm twice. Think that may be it?
shadowmaster132: Fun fact you can fracture ankle from spraining it when the ligament rips a bit off. It happened to me
 atinyspacemarine: I have PTSD from broken bones!
 invalidCards: I have never broken a bone, just a huge gash in my leg from a broken bike pedal
 niccus: looks like 2025's marvel set will be tentpole and only the first of multiple, so it'll be a lot of cards but not comprehensive
 Krillin_fan: unlikely to break a bone playing golf?  challenge accepted
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: funny that golf is so safe despite involving so many different weapons
 djalternative: You've never played combat golf, James?
 ArcticAtlantic: i broke my leg on a trampoline when I was 4 and started primary school with bright green crutches
voren_chalco: His, or other people's?
 Uzumaki15: You could get hit by a golf cart James
 BigDaddyBland87: @Sevinon Luck, risk-aversion, and fear of adventure
Eklinaar: I've had a number of injuries where the doctors said "well you're extremely lucky to not have a broken bone"
  TXC2: I've never broken a bone, had a tooth go through my lip though 
 Sunidesus: I have broken none bones
 beowuuf: prediction bet 
 Loa_Ayizan: Just ask chat... Jacob, ask chat...
 Robot_Bones: head shoulders knees and toes?
 BITs19_: one! collar bone from a skiing accident
 Leonhart321: Collar, leg and wrist for me
 malfnord: Broke my arm in second grade
 jacqui_lantern234: none bones left beef
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: (Don't do this: )Would you like chat to spam how many bones we've broken?
NathanLonghair: weren’t Jacob a rodeo clown?
 GhostValv: 0 for me 
 IaCthulhuFthagn: To find out the average, Jacob can just ask chat how many bones we have broken each ^^
 Suffix: I think I'm at 5? Not counting toes. which I don't bother to look at.
 ShaneLeeAtk: I have broken bones, just not mine
 SnowBuddy18: are there ways to break bones that don't involve being stupid?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: just a toe for me.
 petey_vonwho: I cracked a rib at some point without knowing. It was discovered later on an X-ray
 beowuuf: not knowing broken any
 HorusFive: Aveerage needs to be pretty low- I have to think the median drags it real down.
  Sarah_Serinde: @Dread_Pirate_Westley 
 Sevinon: @Dread_Pirate_Westley Isn't that what we're already doing?
 ArcticAtlantic: love that this made the chat look like we were answering where we were from again. everyone spamming our bone stories xD
 notacanus: I broken my wrist last year. otherwise I was part of the no bones broken.
 PMAvers: Broke a arm on the first day of summer camp as a kid, when the bike I was riding hit a tree root and I went over the bars and hit said tree.
 revhologram: can we do a gamba on Jacob's bones?
 djmikeysaxx: yeehaw
 RockPusher:  
 atinyspacemarine: Imma head out for a bit chat, later
NathanLonghair: hehe sorry
 Uzumaki15: The only thing I've ever broken was my nose
 Jennie_Fuchsia: first rodeo then clowning
 L0rdX33n: on average, 2 broken bones per person
 red_shoes_jeff: @BigDaddyBland87 Or sometimes, sheer resiliency.
 jessieimproved: I used to have a rodeo clown friend.  He tore himself up bad.
 TehAmelie: i had a piece of my hipbone surgically removed and put into a hole in my thumb bone, top that
 vinewood_og: +1 if you ask nicely!
 L0rdX33n: I’m above average!
 PharaohBender27: Like James, I've never broken a bone. Did bruise my thigh *real* bad in 5th Grade.
 AriaHibiki: jacob have you played the new ff14 dlc? 
  TXC2: no one is Average
 SymphonySolstice: broke my arm at age 6 because my babysitter (accidentally) threw me into a wall
 BrokenGolem: i actually do have extra ribs...
 SolarBlitz1: Depends on how many teeth
 Gulleko: I've never broke a bone, but my spine is terrible! 
 Robot_Bones: its cause lady's have them vagina bones
 ladyjessica: never broken a bone.
 gameboy350: Many-Bones johnson has 3000, is an outlier and should be discounted
abslomdaak42: And some people have fewer bones, of course
 E_Westra: Never broke anything. Had some weird accidents including a fucked up spine accident. I don't know how I did NOT break anything
 Sevinon: Missing a chunk of my radial head so slightly below average now?
 PhoenixMelior: I've had zero
 TreeVor84: some people do have a few extra bones
 the_lone_bard: I've beaten that on one foot...
 big_blue_man: aw sweet i'm average!
 bytecaster: Overachiever
 pimiento: i am below average! yay!
 HasturTheYellow: Industrial and shop accidents actually bring the number of average bones down
 Mark_D_Stroyer: Not everybody has that head bone
shadowmaster132: I've had 3
 SnowBuddy18: I'm already there, no more broken bones!
 ArcticAtlantic: i broke two bones in the one incident
 Angnor33: Oooh.  I'm pretty close to average.
 a_tapes: bones georg has 10 extra bones and is an outlier
 quietcat: never broken a bone but had a wrist sprain worse than a break according to the doctor who treated me
 Nigouki: that average is probably skewed by people who break every bone in their body
 ckupf: Nose isn't a bone technically
 thimbles_edge: wow im average for once in my life
 Uzumaki15: Same arm?
 notacanus: I did something similar as james but with my knee. doctor told me that it would have been better if I broke my bone instead.
 Earthenone: do nose breaks count?
pyrock_mania: thank you Jacob for balancing the average so I didn't have to break any bones ever.
 jessieimproved: You haven't lived until you've cracked your coccyx
 malfnord: Well, New York. Kinda figured the nose was expected.
 SharktoothJack: that's gotta be weighted towards the later life stages, right?
 HorusFive: Toes don't count unless they do something about it
 Suffix: The worst it collarbone.
  mtvcdm: Bonus Georg, who has broken 18 trillion bones, is an outlier and should not be counted
 kid_flashionable: I broke my forehead when I was a kid, but thankfully that's it
 ladyjessica: so glad I saw a georg reference
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Jacob, people don't have the same number of bones throughout their lifetime.
 ThorSokar: The real question is "How many bones were broken for you"
 Sevinon: @jessieimproved Please god no
 ShaneLeeAtk: I played a lot of soccer. All the toes have been broken multiple times.
 Mark_D_Stroyer: Now let’s get into Standard Deviation of broken bones!
 Steelwolf171: Broken bone count: 12
 darkcyril: @pyrock_mania Also Jackie Chan out here doing a lot of work for a lot of us.
 TehAmelie: related universal statistics: the average person will have 6-9 sexual partners in their lifetime. 6 for women, 9 for men. somehow.
 Sevinon: @ShaneLeeAtk Somehow my only broken toe in soccer was no contact turf toe
 mercano82: I'm guessing that average is made out of a lot of zeros, a couple of ones, and few people with very high numbers
 HorusFive: I've had so many broken toes and they always say "too bad- nothing we can do about it"
 LordManiMani: @tehamelie nice
 Earthenone: my worst was breaking toes. because i had to walk to the hospitol then run a mile the next day
 Bassios: I suspect I broke a toe years ago 'cause it fukken' hurt to walk for several weeks, but I've not "officially" broken any bones
 jessieimproved: @Sevinon I fell off a half wall onto concrete straight on my butt in middle grades
  TXC2: TehAmelie  men lie about that number 
shadowmaster132: average bones is tricky because as well as people who don't have all their limbs or the bones that would be there, we're not sure if certain bones will stop fusing
 Sevinon: @jessieimproved I'm so sorry. Oof
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @TehAmelie You didn't specify straight people.
VelvetFalcon: the only people who have extra bones are the descendants of Shakespeare, because he absolutely fucked the klingon he stole all his plays from.\
 TehAmelie: it's really weird, cause that figure is impossible, yet it's consistent in an overwhelming amount of studies
 doormar: Ah, I you also use Italian sign language
 Obos_TAB: lets gooooo
 kid_flashionable: Yaay Jacob!
 Leonhart321: Fighting games: Ice packs required
 beowuuf: #blameAdam
 Sevinon: My older wrists say no fighting games anymore
 JRandomHacker: The number of Melee players who have just utterly destroyed their wrists...
 Obos_TAB: Jacob out here Bey Bladin'
  TXC2: Adam is blameless
 JadedCynic: the only time I broke a bone, I felt so guilty about it - tripped and fell and stuck my arm out to break my fall...and got a greenstick fracture of my radius...the day after I started playing golf at the local course. My folks paid for a season's pass for the greens fees, and I played ONCE all summer 
 jacqui_lantern234: wait, you thought you WERENT an anime protag, Jacob?!?! 
 SharktoothJack: those studies are probably survey-based, so maybe it's a difference in what men/women thinks "counts"?
 AceGun_: It takes a mental tole, but there are good rewards as well.
 IronwoodWizard: so much building of muscle memory
shadowmaster132: @TehAmelie It's generally assumed to be a desirability bias that makes women go lower and men go higher as it has gotten closer over time
  TXC2: jacqui_lantern234  to be fair, he's not in Highschool any more
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 Sevinon: @JadedCynic Shattered my radial head biking back from the gym I got a year pass at.
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 pimiento: love that BGC
 red_shoes_jeff: Get back there, 17!
 rabbitgta: @red_shoes_jeff thanks for the gifted sub
 beowuuf: pushed back up to the 17 hours we were at when i went off to bed!
 JadedCynic: @Sevinon *hugs of sympathy*
 TehAmelie: you'd think, but when you correct for that in a multitude of different methodologies and social groups, it's still six contra nine
 djalternative: James plays the Turntables
 BITs19_: you ever think about how the average number of eyes a human has is less than two?
 Sevinon: @JadedCynic Same. That shit sucks
 red_shoes_jeff: @rabbitgta 
 ElementalAlchemist: ah, yes, the baritone/euphonium
 RockPusher: DJ TurnLRR
 pimiento: beritone as in a eupho?
 Earthenone: i imagine the baritone went well with your fedoras
StrideTheEarth: Jacob: I don't know how I didn't know before but I see that you're a VA. Do you have a favorite kind of role to act? Do you have a favorite role you HAVE acted?
 Quaseymoto: Ooo, we're officially in Saturday
 Jillexie: Trumpet from Grade 7 thru university. I haven't played in a long time though.
 bytecaster: Do the turntables no longer count?
 CaptainChibale: oh hey I did clarinet. don't remember how to play though XD
 red_shoes_jeff: I should really get back to the bass...
 pipshardfour: I played the clarinet! because my aunt had one I could use
 beowuuf: @BITs19_ spider steve and his kids tried their best to push the average up, but not enough...
 jacqui_lantern234: he IS a DJ. speaking of which, we deserve a DJ TurnLRR set
 Sevinon: I need to get back to practicing music. I sorta just haven't been for a while now
 RandomTrivia: It's never too late to start (or start again)
 Fanklok: You could always learn to play my one friends favorite instrument, The Gameboy
 Obos_TAB: You two interested in No Man's Sky at all?
 samb6678: DJ turnlrr is a lie?!?!
  TXC2: now come James, you gotta press the button to switch the other disk as well
 Sevinon: Same, Jacob, same
 jessieimproved: definitely books
  mtvcdm: I believe we've technically funded into Saturday now, so it's what, 12...ish? hours to cap?
  Sarah_Serinde: @jacqui_lantern234 Patience, he hasn't had much time since he got back from Europe. (Also, if you didn't know, he's been doing occasional sets on his home stream)
 Jillexie: Jacob speaks wisdom
 Krillin_fan: if we pick video games, do the games have music in them?
 SK__Ren: saaame
shadowmaster132: 100% agree
 jessieimproved: haha same
 Sunidesus: books rock
Chatty_Protagonist: Though Jacob would say table top
 SymphonySolstice: I'd also pick music tbh
 SharktoothJack: yeah that's fair
 TehAmelie: i read "It" when i was 12, i know the feelin
 ShaneLeeAtk: Same
Chatty_Protagonist: Fair
 50keyz: 
 HasturTheYellow: Yeah Tabletop has books
 malfnord: Yeah that tracks
 jacqui_lantern234: @Sarah_Serinde fair enough. shouldve indicated my being silly there
 Angreed66: They are published in books
 HasturTheYellow: Most of it *is* books
 SymphonySolstice: tabletop was the books we read along the way
 RandomTrivia: Yeah Books can have TTRPGs, as long as music can have musicals, opera etc
 JadedCynic: 
Greydir: can agree, got me lord of the rings to my 11th birthday... that was not eassy to read at that age 
  TXC2: Tabletop is just playing out the DM's novl
 Quaseymoto: I have likely read as many pages of TTRPG rules as I have of any other genre of books
  TXC2: *novel
 Earthenone: does victoria have a good library?
 Earthenone: i would assume it does
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 Suffix: Just go get a book.
 Suffix: It's a good place.
Chatty_Protagonist: I started reading horror novels last year and it's a whole new world.
 Master_Gunner: I live next door to a library, but its been closed for construction since I moved.
ztghostie: Local libraries are disappearing and its absolutely tragic
  mtvcdm: James how have I, a tourist, been to your library more than you
 Genie_M: Libraries are great. Support your local library
shadowmaster132: I got back into libraries a few years back, and I  them
 50keyz: ours has a makerspace - love your library!
 Sevinon: Stark library (main Ohio branch) has out of state cards for digital lending with an outstanding collection
Scar_Red_Tiger: manga sorted by author
 HubbeKing: Jacob if you ever come to Helsinki you GOTTA come see our city library Oodi
 Quaseymoto: Is there a curse word
 Incandescent_Zubat: idk if Jacob will see this but I’ve been reading Under The Whispering Door since he mentioned it on an Oki Oki stream. First book I’ve read in a while and I’m enjoying it.
ztghostie: Public libraries are also for more than just books. Mine has rooms you can rent out for events and smash tournaments have been hosted at it.
 Sunidesus: the main branch of my library system even has a grand piano room that can be reserved
shadowmaster132: most graphic novels and manga are in a teen section here, it's clearly meant to get them in
 Xed_Regulus: Jacob, what is your favourite Graphic Novel?
usmu1976: Near central statihn?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Libraries are THE BEST if you have kids.
Greydir: unfortunately small local librarys are often among the first things public spending is cut for
 SymphonySolstice: @hubbeking that's the one that has the book sorting robots right?
 HubbeKing: Helsinki's central library has a makerspace. You can rent musical instruments. There's 3D printers. There's a teaching kitchen.
 50keyz: @Sunidesus so cool!
 Obos_TAB: Watching a K-Drama and they visit the Korea Starfield Library and its GORGEOUS
usmu1976: That's the main library
Redpandarama: In Oslo we have a dedicated library to comics, it's lovely
 JadedCynic: 
 Genie_M: Libraries do that in Europe
 invalidCards: Yeah
 HubbeKing: @SymphonySolstice yes - and the robots are like one of the least cool parts of it
 pimiento: Jacob's had a moment
 ThorSokar: The Libraries here do that too
 ArcticAtlantic: oh that's my nightmare xD I so much prefer reading paperback
 Angreed66: ehh I'm a wierdo who prefers paperbacks
 Didero: Probably because they're a bit sturdier than softcovers?
 Quaseymoto: What is the Oldest book that each of you own? - story please
 invalidCards: Hardbacks are just more sturdy and last longer
 cookiebeard: @Redpandarama Stockholm too! scandi unite!
Nismorack: It's to make the books last longer. But yeah. All the books I recall in the library were hardcover bound.
  TXC2: Hardback makes sense for a library
 Leonhart321: Jacob please, this isn't that kind of subathon
 SharktoothJack: my local libraries are pretty small, but there's a pretty robust request network, so it rules
 Pinwiz11: All this book talk reminded me to see if there is a release date for Alecto yet and... nope. 
 Genie_M: My aunt worked in the largest city library here binding and rebinding books
 JadedCynic: preservers of knowledge 
 AceGun_: Some university libraries do that in NA as well, but not many public libraries, as far as I'm aware.
 Sevinon: @Leonhart321 I mean, he already mentioned the ball gag
 Pinwiz11: (Take your time, Tasmyn.)
RhymesWithMoose: Seriously, though, public libraries can be so good with some funding.
 RockPusher: Huff! That! Book!
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shadowmaster132: Looking at the library DVD/BluRay section has something streaming services don't have
 kid_flashionable: I follow librarian tik toks and watching them rebind books is SO GOOD
 Scy_Anide: I'm a big book sniffer. Gotta huff those pages.
 Krillin_fan: you gotta pet the book, keeps it happy so you get fewer papercuts
 LordManiMani: PG stream. PG stream
 djalternative: chop up a book into fine dust and snort it
 Desruprot: Public Libraries do a lot of good
  Sarah_Serinde: Buying hardcover for libraries is common here in North America, but not specifically rebinding books to absolutely everything is hardcover
 Sunidesus: I think that used to be more common in NA too, I don't notice it as much lately though
 cmdrud87: yes, I know it from German libraries, too. More surprised you're not doing the same, tbh
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @shadowmaster132 My local library has a streaming service for their films and TV series.
 PharaohBender27: I heard "food and libraries" and for one second misunderstood and was 
shadowmaster132: Ooh Emily Nagoski is so cool
 jessieimproved: I am listening to ADHD 2.0.  It's so good.
 Rasputyne: Jacob, have you read Mistborn or the Stormlight Archive?
  TXC2: Teusday was a whole 48 hours ago, that may as well be last year
 RockPusher: are those socks club socks James or something else?
 Ctabbe: Jacob have you read The Library Book by Susan Orlean? It's a great read
ghost_waz: Picked up 2 Agatha Christie compilations recently that my library was just giving away
 PharaohBender27: Shoutout for audiobooks!
TristalMTG: PSA to folks who don't have a library card: Your library's success is measured on how many people have library cards. If you want to support yours, get one!
 panhead096: Damn
 Pinwiz11: Which Warhammer book?  I'm at a loss now that I finished listening to Heresy.
 inconsideratehat: I already started listening to ADHD 2.0, thanks for the rec Jacob!
 AceGun_: breezy beach reading
TristalMTG: Also PSA for kids: Libraries have video games. Go.
 Sevinon: Jacob, did you ever get a chance to read Children of the Nameless?
 djalternative: libraries have video games now, chat
 djalternative: rent them
TristalMTG: borrow* them
ghost_waz: I've also watched a ton of movies & shows from my library
shadowmaster132: @laCthulhuFthagn there's something about looking at the physical media that makes picking one easier
 ParanoidRabbit: I recently got the Monster Core book for Pathfinder 2...
 candissimo: aka anything by Mary Roach!
shadowmaster132: My ebook reader is my phone
 Didero: Oh man, that Kobo dictionary thing is so incredibly useful!
 jadielady: my favorite part of e-readers is using the dyslexic font
 SquidVorb: MOOD
 niccus: there are ways to continue down the medical path...
 RockPusher: Kobo won't let books be invisible 
 TehAmelie: have you considered this book https://cdn.masto.host/kindsocial/media_attachments/files/112/778/888/090/396/359/original/fbf035f55a73978d.png
 hedonistic_mushroom: Where I live, we get termites a lot, so my dream when I get my own apartment sometime is to have a reading room
TristalMTG: Libraries also have appliances! Did you know you can check out a crockpot?
 cookiebeard: i love my kabo
 10of9: Have you ever read the Black Prism?
 roefizzlebeef: jacob could you elaborate on the "inventory slot" system you just mentioned? that sounds super useful lol
 JadedCynic: YES - ONLY BOOK. 
  Sarah_Serinde: I like my new Kobo Clara, it has colour now
 Didero: I used to read on a tablet, and when I finally got an ereader, it felt like an amazing step up
shadowmaster132: My library system has the number cake tins as a loan item
 DeM0nFiRe: I didn't think I was gonna like e-readers but once I tried them it was amazing
 HasturTheYellow: I wish phone wasn't necessary for work
 Therberus: I just got myself a kindle recently and went straight to Zlib 
 pimiento: phones are awful
 Didero: There are also e-ink phones now
 HubbeKing: I love my Kobo so much
 SnowBuddy18: the only reason I read with my phone is because it has an app where I can get library books
 mwlsn: There's a reason I have the wifi-only iPad
 inconsideratehat: I love libraries that have other things to loan, like garden tools
 candissimo: I love my Boox ereader!
 strixsiderum: i love e-readers. i get distracted easily on my phone or ipad, and when it comes to reading i want something bigger than my phone and smaller than my ipad
 aozoranokiseki: Finally, people who speak my language 
 LordZarano: I love my phone (sent from my phone)
 stippledotter: My library has telescopes to check out, and it comes with guide books about the night sky
Scar_Red_Tiger: I'm just waiting for Colour eInnk tech to advance And then load it up with comics
 Didero: For ebooks, Project Gutenberg is amazing, it's got a LOT of books that are out of copyright
 SquidVorb: Look into the Boox Palma, it's a phone size eReader running Android
  TXC2: I haven't had a phone for more then 7 years 
 JadedCynic: that is a GOOD idea, James 
pyrock_mania: I never understood why everyone switched to the Kindle Fire.  Like, the whole point of the Kindle was ONLY BOOK.  I have a love of purpose-built tech and it was such a shining example.
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @shadowmaster132 True. Nothing quite like going into the archive and digging though their collections.
 rabbitgta: Is that the 6 inch kobo @jacob?
 LordManiMani: That is a good way to lose a SIM card for one such as me
 malfnord: Does Kobo ship to the US? 'Cos I'm looking at this and feeling pangs of nostalgia for my Kindle 1.
 stippledotter: I wish Only Book readers were able to show color
 AceGun_: @pyrock_mania only book didn't include comic book, unfortunately. That's why I switched.
 jadielady: @malfnord they do!
 jessieimproved: My next phone will have a Linux OS, I'm trying to extract myself from the corporate ecosystems
 Sunidesus: I am in US and have Kobo (they also work with a lot of library systems)
 malfnord: @jadielady Awesome. I know what I'm getting myself for my birthday.
pyrock_mania: @AceGun_ They do comic books, but I'll grant the experience lacks.
 mweepigeon: I have a strong love/hate with my paperwhite. hardware wise, it's great, but I primarily sideload books and dealing with amazon's software trying to screw with that is suuuuch a pain
 BrokenGolem: so no cargo pants?
 Didero: @malfnord Check the official site on kobo.com, I think they ship in the US too
shadowmaster132: I had an old kindle for years and never used it because it was a hassle vs my phone. I took it on an overseas trip and lost it
 doormar: Only 4 mugs? I'm way past that
 L0rdX33n: kallax?
Scar_Red_Tiger: It doesnt appeal to  me, but the format of Continuously scrolling Webtoon format is interesting
sbuiko: old guys hate tech, hear more after their midday nap 
 TehAmelie: agreement. i hate clutter
Sergue_Thorien: Yeah, I'd second anyone saying to avoid kindles
 roefizzlebeef: oh that's really clever, thank you!!
 pimiento: Yalc is amazing
 djalternative: but what if you put a bag of holding in a cubbie?
 JustMeJude: Morning chat! Morning James! Morning Jacob!
 RandomTrivia: Yalc is great
 djmikeysaxx: ooo sounds awesome, can someone resend that link?
 inconsideratehat: I have no more yarn or loose wool slots in my inventory. Done. Glad I can follow it.
 Didero: The lovely thing about a Kobo ereader is that you get full access to it, you can just install a different reader program on it if you want
 candissimo: I love the Boox ereader. USB-C, frontlight you can switch to only yellow light,running android so I have nook, kindle, and libby
 L0rdX33n: That sounds like hell
Eklinaar: I'm just naturally a minimalist but my spouse is almost a hoarder so I've had to set limits like that.  "This is your empty jar box.  You can keep as many empty jars as you want as long as they fit in this box.  This is your empty box shelf.  You can keep as many empty boxes as you want as long as they fit on this shelf."
 Sunidesus: Kobo works well with Calibre which is super helpful to me
 Jennie_Fuchsia: I have glass storage furniture for my yarn so I can’t ADHD forget how much I have
 Xed_Regulus: Jacob, what is your favourite Graphic Novel?
 inconsideratehat: Yeah I have it for hobby bins.
 pimiento: systems and limits are good
 Spirrie: !subathon
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 Wolfstrike_NL: How many inventory slots does Jacob have for Swords?
 TehAmelie: random question for chat. raise your hand if you have a cupboard, as in a kitchen space that is explicitly made to store dry goods
 inconsideratehat: @Jennie_Fuchsia Smart
 cookiebeard: yeah, i *love* stuff, but owning too many things makes me  s t r e s s e d
 bakerydragon: love me some structure and frameworks!
 MrSarkhan: Sandman is a good choice
 public_key_reveal_party: I respect people who benefit and are happier with minimalism, I just am a gremlin and love my trinkets
 malfnord: Sandman's a Classic for a reason. No shame.
 Spirrie: where can I find the schedule?
 asthanius: swords go on the wall it's fine
 RandomTrivia: At least as many as Jacob *has* swords
shadowmaster132: I don't know if I have ADHD but I hav started trying to do the never hide stuff so I can't forget it exists thing
  Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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 beowuuf: @TehAmelie o/
 inconsideratehat: The answer is wall space
 HorusFive: Swords hang on the wall- there are a lot more slots than others
 malfnord: Yeah
 rasterscan: I love Sandman... but now Gaiman has made that hard.
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: How many bread maker inventory slots are there?
MTG_Scribe: What's on the docket for today?
 chrisvonclause: Yes, it does.
 LordZarano: I only use my phone for: 1. Watching streams 2. Reading wikis 3. Managing my calendar 4. Duolingo & Memrise. And it is *gorgeous* for those things
 Sevinon: Haven't read it in forever
 AceGun_: It's not perfect, but it is still considered a classic.
 QuixoticScrivener: Jacob, have you done a cosplay shoot with your Red Mage sword yet?
 Xed_Regulus: Kingdom Come is great.
 jacqui_lantern234: are we talking rattan swords or metal swords? i have 0 metal and 2 rattan
 HorusFive: It's a good thing they left it as a self contained story and didn't DO any follow on series
Drewind: When are you running the Bloomburrow Prerelease?
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 Spirrie: @sarah_serinde Thanks so much! 
 stippledotter: The inventory method is such a helpful framework for my current decluttering project. Thanks for sharing!
 bakerydragon: FASHION FEST
 TehAmelie: Sandman is still m favorite book, too. though it's weird
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 jacqui_lantern234: i get to whack people with the rattan swords 
 RockPusher: They are socks club socks 
abslomdaak42: Haven't read it yet. It sits on my bookshelf though, hopefully gonna get around to it soon.
 Therberus: I have those socks!
 LordManiMani: Feet da baby
 bakerydragon: sorry for all-caps
 mercano82: X-Men: God Loves, Man Kills by Cris Claremont, is very good.  It's from the 80's, but was adapted into the second X-Men movie in the early 00's
 Shadowsoflife: awesome sock club
 NightValien28: good morning chat
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Awesome socks club is awesome!
 Gekyouryuu: My problem is one of organization. I need extra space to be able to rearrange stuff, because at present it LOOKS like I have too much stuff (I might. I can't be certain yet) but I can condense it all down to free to more space if I just had space to work with
 RockPusher: Helping to improve maternal health in Sierra Leon
  TXC2: hello NightValien28  welcome
Jade Carswell: *dabs*
 Sevinon: Yes, WotC has a problem
 asthanius: but mice with swords
  TXC2: yeap Feeling you there Jacob
 SnowBuddy18: yup!
 Didero: Might be better to buy an artbook then, instead of the cards?
 dm818: Yeah I've gotten disconnected due to the pace
 TheNideon: I only bother with the standard legal ones currently. Pacing is great at 4 per year
  TXC2: Sevinon  and it's name is HAsbro
 djalternative: we dislike that too
avjamethyst: good morning jacob, still recovering from jet lag so I'm awake way too early
 mercano82: WoTC has fully embraced consumerism.
 JadedCynic: @LordZarano ....I can't even think of the last time I used my phone for a voice call or text; but I log my blood sugar & blood pressure daily, use the calculator occasionally, and keep shopping lists 
 definenull: The planeswalkers guide to bloomburrow is 👀👀
 niccus: that's why they're moving to universes beyond, the sets come pre-lived-in
 malfnord: WotC must bury us all in expansions because the line ust go up!
 Joecool190: John Hight IIRC
shadowmaster132: I was doing okay on clutter ish after a move where i was fairly ruthless and then i got a bunch of stuff my dad was clearing out of his house
 BITs19_: at least make it two-set blocks
 HorusFive: So like 10 years ago.... right....; RIGHT?!?!?
 AshcopseDryad: same reason why magic is no longer for me
 public_key_reveal_party: Honestly, them picking up the pace like that helped pushed me out of magic
 ttandmore: MTG is tough its the one arm bandit of instant gratification and makes me want to "horde" cardboard
  TXC2: 1ppr
 RandomTrivia: There is a LOT in the fire hose all the time now
  TXC2: 1prr
  TXC2: !prr
 mckblitz: john hight is going to be good for wotc. As a wow player he will be missed
 jacqui_lantern234: @TXC2 
 TheNideon: Curious, have you all heard of the format Gentry?
  TXC2: damn you shift key
Lilas Noir: yeah you would had enjoyed when there was blocks
 RandomTrivia: @TXC2 
 Fanklok: Jacob has to save his money for Final Fantasy
 Angreed66: There's so many sets because they expect not everything to appeal to everyone so if you bounce off there will be something for you soon.
 mweepigeon: this particular release is super compressed, I think it's because they wanted duskmourn to hit by october
 PsychoI3oy: it's late july
  Sarah_Serinde: !ppr
  LRRbot: The Bloomburrow PPR will be on Sunday, 21 July at 10am PDT! More info forthcoming.
 YeomanAres: The next set comes out in September
 PsychoI3oy: it's mid summer
 invalidCards: Standard rotation is very early this year
 Morrigan9: i think the Editions used to be summer (8th i remember)
  TXC2: thank you Sarah
 vinewood_og: That PRR is gonna be Jonestown lamo
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Spirrie: hoping to catch some SWU today!
abslomdaak42: Yeah, summer was usually for sets not in standard
 Genie_M: Subathonppr
 ElementalAlchemist: dang
 RockPusher: Scheduling is hard 
 AshcopseDryad: i will
 alchemistsavant: sunday sunday sunday!
 ExachixKitsune: this sunday sunday sunday
 Suffix: I'm free on Sunday.
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 SketchyDetails: I suspect that BloomBurrow is going to be a HIT and they know it so they moved the release forward as far as they could
 Robot_Bones: Jacob on a PPR  when?
 QuixoticScrivener: Do we know guests?
 IaCthulhuFthagn: This Sunday, Sunday, Sunday!
  Sarah_Serinde: I'm looking forward to this one
 jacqui_lantern234: ok but PPR-a-thon when? 
 Angreed66: I think the scheduling is due to foundations
 Suffix: Well, once I get home from IKEA.
 Chesul: Most of the core sets were July releases.
 fry_dx: Tickets pay for the whole seat but you'll only need the edge
 definenull: I want to go to there
 DeM0nFiRe: I have been thinking that this set visually looks the most like a classic magic set that any set has looked in a very long time
abslomdaak42: It's probably all moved because they want to get Foundations out this year?
TristalMTG: It's "low stakes"
 public_key_reveal_party: Do you have guests for the ppr or is it only lrr people
 RandomTrivia: It's very Beatrix Potter
 TheManaLeek: I really hope it's a return to a few years ago limited
 AceGun_: Bloomburrow: A Burrow in Bloom
  TXC2: Even erwin has already said the preorders are through the roof
 RockPusher: I mean, TQ bought product  
 pipshardfour: I don’t mind it being on Sunday at all 
 beowuuf: tq should have a dedicated stream feed with a camera pointed at the cards 
 niccus: some of the creatures don't have too much text
ztghostie: bloomburrow is going to have some very expensive tokens : /
 Sevinon: But with good cards
 RatherLargeToad: so many new frogs
 mweepigeon: @Angreed66 little bit of A, little bit of B. they obviously wanted the horror set to be out by october, which means that bloomburrow needs to be pushed up (and even so it's compressed). and they also can't put anything too close to foundations, but I think the october reasons is the primary one
 Two_Hats: Lorwyn for me
 quton: even has some of the same artists as Lorwyn block did
 SolarBlitz1: It feels like a fun adventure more tha  just "everythings bd and falling apart"
 TheNideon: Like homelands? Is that a good thing?
 merciary: Yeah this is the first set in ages that feels like a proper Magic set
 IaCthulhuFthagn: That's a weird curse to put on Bloomburrow.
 pipshardfour: quick how do you say Raccoon
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: It's probably also overpowered, like every Magic set these days.
 asthanius: except Karn who becomes a tree
 Robot_Bones: or like poor Karn
 did_it_for_you_kojima_san: I'm curious about Jacob's feelings on the new FF14 expansion
abslomdaak42: Otter Ral is amazing
 mweepigeon: planewide enchantment, unknown origin
 djalternative: there's no explanation
 RockPusher: hmmmm
 benjamin_wheeler: because it’s cute
abslomdaak42: It's just how the world works
 jacqui_lantern234: the planeswalkers just became their fursonas 
 definenull: All that matters is otter ral
CataclysmicReverb: I can't wait for Ajani to turn into a normal human there
 QuixoticScrivener: Bloomburrow follows Kingdom Hearts rules.
 invalidCards: hi wheeler
 SnowBuddy18: Elsqueak
 djmikeysaxx: @abslomdaak42 this!
 AshcopseDryad: i already have forgotten about bloomburrow, because duskmourn and foundation!
 beowuuf: cool when planes justify why they aren't a planet
 fry_dx: Hot Takes with Jacob
 RockPusher: TQ guest on TTC talking about the cute bunnies is an idea 
 SK__Ren: Theres a plane that makes everything tiny that has a similar effect
 bakerydragon: strong Kingdom Hearts vibes of changing to fit into the realms
 PharaohBender27: 1127 #TeamPalindrome
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I am birb now!  Hush
 jacqui_lantern234: @definenull so you mean normal Ral? 
ztghostie: Its like the curse of wandering on Amonkhet, it just happens and is part of the plane
 GazzyInferno: Happy to hear Jacob's into DT
 Pinwiz11: My FF14 experience: I got random gear in a dungeon and reworked my entire look and I loved it.
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @jacqui_lantern234 What if Ajani would become an anthro dog 
 JadedCynic: Chef_kiss dot jpg
 Didero: We need more games where you're not The One, especially in multiplayer games
 Shadowsoflife: Jacob have you finished Yakuza like a dragon?
 taeasakura: This time we are the blunt instrument of the expansion
 GazzyInferno: hopefully jacob gets to enjoy the new normal raids soo
 GazzyInferno: soon
 rasterscan: >.>
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 Pinwiz11: The Normal Raids for DT are amazing so far.
 jacqui_lantern234: @IaCthulhuFthagn why would you say this to me?! why would you force me to need something?!
ghost_waz: my only touch with FF14 was going to a tea shop to get the keychain for a friend XD
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @PharaohBender27 well done.
  TXC2: anon 
 HubbeKing: I'm pretty sure Yakuza is unfinishable by design
 Gekyouryuu: I saw it summed up as "the WoL is now Jotaro in Part 4"
 RandomTrivia: 
 gameboy350: You gotta 100% the mahjong parts (:
  Sarah_Serinde: Thanks anon for those gift subs!
 L0rdX33n: I have done everything but Mahjong. I suck at Mahjong
 StrideTheEarth: My partner has been playing the new expac and they said they don't get some of the 'middling' reviews of the game. Like maybe expectations were too high after Endwalker and Shadowbringers. But this expansion makes sense to her because it's starting a new story arc whereas the other two were the climax and the ending.
 Shadowsoflife: That's fair
avjamethyst: I'd join you for more yakuza whenever
 Hangedman: they have not informed most of the boba tea locations
 northos: yeah it's uh...not going well
 niccus: so, all at once?
 did_it_for_you_kojima_san: The Boba tea thing is pissing off so many people
 munocard: You can either get the code OR the keychain
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh dear
 alchemistsavant: We just got some boba last night for that!
 JadedCynic: I tell you, when I reached the final showdown in TES IV: Oblivion, I watched Sean Bean transform and I thought "Oh thank goodness, finally a climactic showdown I can WATCH for a change!" 
 asthanius: hell yeah
 definenull: Oh dear
Linwey: My closest one of those is three countries away 
ghost_waz: Each item is 3x teas - 1 keychain was 3 
ztghostie: 
 munocard: I got one on Wednesday and was told someone else came in and bought 30 drinks for 10 codes.
 ambarion85: Jacob is channeling the FF14 energy my static has X'D
 invalidCards: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Demon's Souls w/ Wheeler at Fri 08:00 AM PDT (18m from now).
 pimiento: 3 or 20 teas
 definenull: Oh not 30 teas?
 snowewolf: James are you also Playing the Pre-conns Sunday? (i assume you have pre-recorded it)
 Suffix: I'm headed to the mainland tomorrow morning myself. I also like boba. Don't really play FF14 though
 Mr_Bitterness: This was the same energy with the Mountain Dew promotion
 JadedCynic: totally a *random coincidental happenstance*
 Hangedman: the twitch drops are using a new twitch reward system that doesn't seem to... work
Some kind of Garf: simple solution for the rushed set releases: ignore standard. Play Kamigawa block constructed. Play Beejlander. The kitchen table is closing in on being the last good place for magic
 SolarBlitz1: It's a chocolate plant sprout
 FrostyKaze: Isn't it called Cocopuff or something?
 Andymonium: FFXIV: A Serious Game for Serious People™
 taeasakura: It's the fighting game retirement home
 Hangedman: it's like drops but you can't see your progress and get no info. fascinating technical choices
 pimiento: @Suffix can we interest you in 30 - 80 boba teas? you won't regreat 30 - 80 boba teas
 Ms_LadyMix: oh no I came here to try to not think about FF14
VelvetFalcon: Eepy boys
 RockPusher: Naps are cool!
 JustMeJude: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Demon's Souls w/ Wheeler at Fri 08:00 AM PDT (17m from now).
  LambMower: I log out of FF14 straight into FF14 talk
 ExachixKitsune: oh no Ms_LadyMix
  TXC2: !events
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 JadedCynic: gotta have your limits 
 Pinwiz11: I'm loving FF14 but also the PoE update next week looks bonkers so I'm torn.
 ExachixKitsune: Hello LambMower!
abslomdaak42: A nap? That's probably what Kathleen's doing rn
  LambMower: Howdy o7
 hypperstar2280: Dear doctors morning coffee, if you were bloomburrowed into an animal what one do you think you'd be?
 taeasakura: yeah I just leveled my crafters to max
 TehAmelie: More Sleep™: live demonstration
 josh___something: Not in an official capacity
ghost_waz: welcome LambMower !
 JadedCynic: do you WANT to?
 PhoenixMelior: Does Jacob work here?!
 djmikeysaxx: tell us your secrets Jacob
VelvetFalcon: Whatcha doin' Jacob?
 Ms_LadyMix: also TIL I can get the fancy teas in Vancouver
 ElementalAlchemist: neat!
 Sevinon: Yay
 Fanklok: From what I lewarned on Let's Nope you approve everyones tweets
 RandomTrivia: Sweet!
 PharaohBender27: Neat!
  Sarah_Serinde: Cool
  TXC2: hello LambMower  welcome
 Sibwow: mazel tov
 JustMeJude: I'm enjoying FF14, but I'm excited to get out of ARR
 Shadowsoflife: Neat
 RockPusher: Huzzah! 
 ArrestedHouse: 
 Mr_Bitterness: Oh hey, congrats!
marmalade_pen: neat
 ExachixKitsune: ;o marketing Jacob!
abslomdaak42: Nice!
  TXC2: Congrats Jacob
 FrostyKaze: Nice!
 Metric_Furlong: omg spoilers!
 Xed_Regulus: Congratulations, Jacob!
 MrGibberish: woo
 beowuuf: cool
  mowdownjoe:   
 Astramentha: 
witchy_snake: Nice!
 SketchyDetails: WOOO! Congrats!
 JadedCynic: 
 Suffix:   
 Ms_LadyMix: Yay!!
 PhoenixMelior: Oh congrats
 Pinwiz11: oooh!
 SquirrelEarl: Awesome
 Sevinon: Ooh
 malfnord: Part of the ship, part of the crew!
  LambMower: Congrats Jacob!
 NimrodXIV: 
 MrSarkhan:   
 ExachixKitsune: yessssss
 Catcard: cool :3
 beowuuf: ooh
 DeM0nFiRe: I was curious why your name became blue in the Discord lol
ghost_waz: huzzah!
 Sibwow: dice friends return???
 Astramentha:           
 Genie_M: Congratulations 🎉
 StrideTheEarth: Congrats Jacob!
 GhostValv: congrats 
 incredulouspasserby: hell yeah hell yeah
 bakerydragon: wonderful news!
 pn55: 
Nismorack: Whoo! Part of LRR! Part of LRR!
 NightValien28: heck yeah jacob!!!!!
 ElementalAlchemist: I don't recall him mentioning it
  Sarah_Serinde: I don't remember hearing it anywhere
 Joecool190: ONE OF US!!!!
 plaidanddrpepper: More Jacob!
 pimiento:   
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Imagine using your knowledge and skills.
 PhoenixMelior: Dice Friends you say 
 Mr_Bitterness: First time I've heard about it
 phoenixfeather14: Oh, that's a great fit! Congrats Jacob!
 RockPusher: News to me
 JadedCynic: 
 josh___something: The Dice friends one is news to me
 Manae: https://clips.twitch.tv/FaintMildTitanWTRuck-M4QVDBK1eNnW3q-w
 roefizzlebeef: one of us! one of us!
 snowewolf: ohh does that mean More Vamp Mask?
 definenull: Oh dice friends you say...
 GirlPainting: So, as long as you don´t use your powers for evil, 
 jumping_point: 
 SnowBuddy18: congrats
shadowmaster132: I watch the updates, and I don't think so
 haemo_goblin: @natabuu Thanks for the sub 11 hours ago
 shabe_x_roc: Yay, official Jacob
Nismorack: Part of the crew, part of the LRR.
 djmikeysaxx: Yall gotta make a new JoJo playmat with all these new LRR peeps
shadowmaster132: I am glad to hear about official jacob
 NimrodXIV: Jacob has been absorbed into LRR
 josh___something: I've heard of the marketing thing before, not the Dice Friends thing
 JadedCynic: Yeah, ultimately, as the Marketing guy, we SHOULD hear the announcement of your position FROM YOU 
 Quaseymoto: So does that mean he's IN LRR? 
 Genie_M: So you'll be interviewed for LRR25
  TXC2: I feel like Graham tends not to mention behind the camera stuff on YT updates too often
 beowuuf: getting the word out is so hard, you can tell people in ten places twenty times, and they aren't never saw it or aren't in those ten places 
 Suffix: Oh BOY do I know that feeling Jacob.
 pimiento: \m/ love this album
 Obos_TAB: Omg the new bloomburrow card has gerbils and thye look just like my gerbils!
 malfnord: Today I saw a unicorn: a non-evil marketer
 Cyberegg: Awesome, congrats Jacob!
 Simonark: What a great choice. That’s exactly what I’d been hoping would happen. Can’t think of a better producer for Dice Friends, and while I’m less excited by marketing, you’ll be great at it,
usmu1976: Congrats!
 HasturTheYellow: A surprising thing to see was The Professor from TCC shout out you guys on Cr1tikals commander game show
 Statist42: So is Jacob now the person who gets angry when people forget the "going live" twitter posts? ^^
 CaptainChibale: Jacob I'm really glad you're part of the team you're an amazing person and I love getting to watch you on streams
 Sevinon: Famously over 20 years
Boomy Toadsmasher: or ignore all the straight to modern stuff
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 Therberus: Organic kinks? Well I'm not one to kink shame...
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I have picked up some amount of marketing knowledge from my current job, which should open up more job opportunities, but they're not opportunities that I *want*
 GirlPainting: @LoadingReadyRun In a world where everybody had a totaly useless super power, what would be yours and how would you use it for evil?
 PMAvers: So before or after Back in the Box Season 2?
 Robot_Bones: No LRR blimp at the superbowl?
 TheWooglie: yeah lots of James's work we never see, but the things we do see happen because of James
 ElementalAlchemist: UUUUGH
 Sibwow: i literally just told a friend to watch the subathon this morning hi cassie
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Time for LRR to eclipse the big stream houses on Twitch.
 Ms_LadyMix: they’re sure did
 ElementalAlchemist: dang tech places and their unstable APIs
 pimiento: it's going to be weird to see LRR ads on other youtube vids
 Simonark: How about if I tell my foes they wouldn’t like LRR and that I’m trying to keep it from them? My life is complicated.
 Hangedman: love to be beholden to unreliable platforms, woo
 djalternative: Also, Azure shit the bed this morning
TrickJarrett: Marketers love Excel for a reason
 incredulouspasserby: don’t worry, I definitely talk about LRR at my friends semi-frequently. hasn’t gotten any converts yet but they def know you (and desert bus) exist
 ElementalAlchemist: the worst indeed
 AceGun_: Now we're complaining in my wheelhouse!
 Sevinon: I mean, we wouldn't mind hearing more about the nitty gritty
Sergue_Thorien: I really try to get people here to watch, so far hasn't stuck
 bytecaster: not talking to people
 GhostValv: people? ugh...
Nismorack: So basically there needs to be a big viewer SuLRRvey. (that might need work)
 RockPusher: LRR I would at least consider filling out a survey for
 Jigokuro: The 'upgrade' to the new GA platform broke all my custom event reporting 
 the_lone_bard: As someone who works with government economic data. I feel the pain of data hell.
ztghostie: oh baby, everyone loves qualitative data research 
 DrMagnify: wait data is my jam
  TXC2: hello TrickJarrett  welcome
 benjamin_wheeler: hello it’s me
 IaCthulhuFthagn: "Jacob adult stuff" is definitely not in my Google search history.
 kid_flashionable: I was introduced to APIs last year and lord I hate
 beowuuf: it is!
 Simonark: People? Humans? Ugh.
  TXC2: hello benjamin_wheeler
 djmikeysaxx: @benjamin_wheeler THANK YOU FOR HAVING HIM ITS GREAT TO BE HERE
 dm818: I think he's muted?
  Sarah_Serinde: Hi Wheeler 
 pimiento: nope he's cool
 asthanius: thanks for having you it's great to you there
 Xed_Regulus: No, he muted
 JadedCynic: I hear nothing, so probably not?
 RandomTrivia: Sounds like he muted, can't hear any Jacob
 normarcl: I recently got hired by my lgs to work on their retail side, but also work on their marketing
 thasmiel: we don't
 Suffix: He muted.
 SolarBlitz1: We cant hear hm
 Robot_Bones: is mute
  Sarah_Serinde: No we can't
TrickJarrett: Not hearing it
 AceGun_: We can't hear him. Hes a pro
 beowuuf: I can't hear
 ShaneLeeAtk: No, he muted
 MrSarkhan: Nope
 ElementalAlchemist: I just hear you and the music
 GhostValv: he's good
 TheWooglie: we can't hear
 ExachixKitsune: thank you for being here,  it's great to have you Wheeler
 beowuuf: but wheeler chatted in chat
  TXC2: it's quite enough
 CaptainChibale: I share checkpoint with my friends sometimes. turns out many of them already watch your mtg stuff lol
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 RandomTrivia: 
 JadedCynic: 
 IanAllenBird: professional
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  TXC2: Jacob is a professional
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 alchemistsavant: I got "bus is coming" to join my friend circle's lexicon, that's about as far as I've gotten with LRR conversion.
 Obsolete2885: Jacob, I bought a book that you helped write at GenCon last year, any chance you'll make it out to Indy sometime?
Grady Cooke: He is NOW muted.
 RockPusher: James does good work in "The Couch"
 Spirrie: An actor of circumstance
 iconicshadow89: James pretended to play desertbus VR that one time does that count as stage acting?
 CaptainChibale: I've got 'we live here now' mixed into my friend's lexcon
 TheWooglie: had someone at the door and they could hear you guys, so I pretended you were a meeting
 TehAmelie: James "Acting is not my cup" Turner
 AceGun_: You didn't want to work in streaming as a kid? weird.
 Earthenone: the couch is definitly my favorite piece of james media
 Suffix: An Ice cream man in the Summer, and a firetruck in the winter.
 BigDaddyBland87: James never asked to be famous Youtuber James Turner
 jacqui_lantern234: "i never wanted to be a famous person" -Famous Youtuber James Turner 
 shabe_x_roc: Most kids want to be an Architect...?
 LordManiMani: James, well known in the Victoria theatre community for [reads notes] playing cops
 TheWooglie: Lion King
 JadedCynic: ohhhh 
Boomy Toadsmasher: and now he's famous youtuber jame tunner
Boomy Toadsmasher: its hardc to type and eatwith one hand
 trainpants: good answer
 jacqui_lantern234: GODS i ADORE Showboat
 Leonhart321: Mine is Hamilton, but Beetlejuice is rising through the ranks
 YeomanAres: Les mis
 Ms_LadyMix: lol I also went on a school trip to Vancouver to see Showboat
ghost_waz: Les Mis, Jekyll and Hyde, or Joseph
 powerflapjack: WHEELER
 RockPusher: Hi Wheeler!
 beowuuf: 
 RandomTrivia: It's a Wheeler!
 IanAllenBird: 👋
 RandomTrivia: 
marmalade_pen: hi kathleen
 RockPusher: 
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 invalidCards: Hi Wheeler!
 RandomTrivia: 
 Gekyouryuu: The first stage thing I can remember seeing in person was the Pokémon stage show at Radio City Music Hall as a child
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: is KAthleen ok?
 Stella_Noctis: 
 ElementalAlchemist: yup, that's Kathleen
 asthanius: perfect
 bytecaster: perfect
 beowuuf: 
 jacqui_lantern234: nah, Wheeler is loud enough 
KinkerbellRose: Wheeler~ ♥
 definenull: It's the same picture
 Therberus: Oh right, what did happen to Kathleen
 neisan2112:  
abslomdaak42: Hi, Kathleen
 red_shoes_jeff: Hi Kathleen!
 powerflapjack: 
 StrideTheEarth: Heeeey it's Benny Wheels
 AceGun_: wow, its like Kathleen is in the room with us!
 pipshardfour: 🎶 springtime for hitler and Germany
 RandomTrivia: Don't forget the occasional, UNFATHOMABLY dark punchline
 Jigokuro: "She never showed up" sounds either cruel or ominous...
 Freezerassasin: This Kathleen is wearing too many colours
 RealGamerCow: Kathleen gets a pass because she's sleeping with the boss. (joking)
ghost_waz: SAME
 0011110000110011: Avenue Q was the only musical I ever saw live
 Quaseymoto: Same!
 pipshardfour: please sing some ave q
 doormar: I saw a local production of Avenue Q here in Hamilton years ago
 L0rdX33n: I saw Wicked on Broadway
 jacqui_lantern234: eww! big ass-rock?!?! 
LidofLoathing: I watched the Full Monty movie far too young, but I do love ity
 JadedCynic: oh yeah; my first was Cats, but during a trip to the UK, saw Miss Saigon there 
 ckupf: I saw Hell's Kitchen last night
  TXC2: oh hey Wheeler's here
 Leonhart321: I am PLEADING for a UK run for Beetlejuice
 PhoenixMelior: Oh hi wheeler without a mic
ghost_waz: I haven't seen a broadway show in too long, I think Spamalot was the last one, when Tim Curry was in it
 Gekyouryuu: @0011110000110011 I saw that in college when it performed on campus. Got to count it for homework for a class
Chatty_Protagonist: Beetlejuice really got me into modern musicals
 StrideTheEarth: I saw both Hadestown and Lion King out in New York. Hadestown absolutely blew me away.
 RandomTrivia: Good answer, good answer
 Quaseymoto: Miss Saigon with school.  One of the 'cool' girls was eating gummy bears out of a plastic wrapper during the dramatic scenes, will never forget.
 ArcticAtlantic: oh hey Wheeler
 StrideTheEarth: Lion King felt... tired.
 Just_Herby: Oh one of my partners was playing in the orchestra for a production of Full Monty last week
 Mishapp53: Heck ya wheeler
juuzou00: Beetlejuice is big #1
 PhoenixMelior: Hi wheeler!
 pimiento: heeeeeeey dese town
 LordManiMani: Yoooo
 jessieimproved: I want to see Hadestown so much
 themercenary1987: Blues Brothers all day for comfort musical
 RabbitSeasoning: hadestown is fantastic
 L0rdX33n: I so need to see Hadestown
 malfnord: Like the one where the set tilts?
shadowmaster132: If I have a favourite musical it's probably a Disney Renaissance movie
 definenull: Oh no
 DoctorHutch: I saw lion king in it's second year, still the best thing I've ever seen on broadway
 mjiig: I am seeing hadestown tomorrow
  nosole: WHAT?
 0011110000110011: @Gekyouryuu sweet!
 OtherEdgeworth: Wicked is my musical
 red_shoes_jeff: On purpose?
 Philocalist: OH NO
 Sunidesus: I wish there was a professional recording of Deaf West's Spring Awakening, 'cuz the bootlegs are all that exist and it was AMAZING
 JadedCynic: @themercenary1987 good one, yeah - that's probably it for me 
Wormsbane: 
abslomdaak42: Not really into musicals but I really LOVE Hadestown, it's amazing
 beowuuf: 
 RabbitSeasoning: @mjiig luckyyyyy
 darkcyril: If you want a real underrated libretto, check out The Scarlet Pimpernel.
 Simonark: Comfort musical… Man of La Mancha, first I saw… at the age of five, a dinner theater production of Oklahoma performed to entertain people during a timeshare pitch
 RockPusher: 
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: South Park the movie. That might be the musical I've seen the most.
morteica: Jacob! Big Ass Rock is mine and my best friend's song. We danced to it at her wedding
 Sibwow: dudes rock
 djmikeysaxx: ITS BENNY WHEELS
 Xed_Regulus: I'm going to see Come From Away in August
 JadedCynic: I'm obliged to mention Come From Away
 AceGun_: Exactly as you hoped, I assume.
 undecided44: Uhhhh, sorry. I need to disagree with Titanic.... I saw that on Broadway and it was so meh that I fell asleep in the middle of the show.
VelvetFalcon: Oh hey, Benny Wheels.
 Sevinon: @Xed_Regulus It's so good! I've seen it twice
 the_phantom_game_player: 
 Jennie_Fuchsia: I saw two friends drunkenly reenact Turn Off the Dark and it was great
 Brozard: Watch that, not Madame Web
 ckupf: Come From Away is amazing, had me in tears
 Philocalist: I'm so glad Spider-Man as a figure recovered
 malfnord: Some of Spider-Man's book isn't bad, that production was just cursed
 RockPusher: This reminds me I need to get around to watching Bathtubs Over Broadway
 Sunidesus: Chicago?
 Leonhart321: Oliver
 Obos_TAB: In the Heights
Nismorack: Little Shop of Horrors.
ghost_waz: The Producers?
 RealGamerCow: Little Shop of Horrors? which direction did that go?
 JadedCynic: Blues Brothers
 malfnord: Camelot
 rasterscan: Cabaret!
abslomdaak42: Rocky Horror Picture Show
 djmikeysaxx: Tick, Tick, Boom!
Wesley Ackerman: my top three are Across The Universe, Tommy, and Rock Horror
Wesley Ackerman: Rocky*
Boomy Toadsmasher: yasss^^^
Darkridr: I love Next to Normal, but it's not a fun musical
voren_chalco: Music Man
 Sevinon: @ckupf Dude, watching it in New York with my Mom and Grandmother when I spent 9/11 in GM's apartment kinda wrecked me
 BrowneePoints: Fiddler
 Just_Herby: Cabaret
 JadedCynic: hey JCSS is great
 shabe_x_roc: Operation Mincemeat is great, probably London only.
 Suffix: The Producers. Hands down.
 petey_vonwho: Rent
 patch_witch: RENT
 rasterscan: Cabareeeeet.
 Jigokuro: Cats 
 ShaneLeeAtk: Godspell
 red_shoes_jeff: Les Mis, probably?
 beowuuf: my mind is clleeear
 RandomTrivia: Yeah that tracks
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 Mr_Bitterness: LIttle SHop was theatre first
 Sunidesus: Oh yeah, Rent is also a very good ansewr
 Brozard: My first was probably Newsies, or was that a movie first?
Nismorack: Little Shop, went movie to off off broadway to movie.
ghost_waz: Cabaret is a good show
 powerflapjack: The Huge Jacked Man
 Sunidesus: *answer
 BrowneePoints: Fiddler on the Roof hands down
 mercano82: Wicked is coming out this Thanksgiving, the trailers look promising.
 rasterscan: THANK YOU.
  nosole: Rent haters unite!!
 lirazel64: Oklahoma (I am old)
 RandomTrivia: 
 elysium_21: Yes wheeler!
 djmikeysaxx: Awwwwwwww shit go OFF Wheeler
 yourgmjay: 1776 for me
 malfnord: Is Wheeler secretly Lindsay Ellis?
 UnknownFriday: Cats (2019) (This is a joke)
 JustMeJude: I LOVE Rent...but as an adult...yeah...
  nosole: @malfnord Hahahaa love it
 darkcyril: Chris Columbus did the show dirty even then.
 Mr_Bitterness: Look, I love RENT, and I agree
 Jennie_Fuchsia: poor Joanne
 LordManiMani: Evil cackling
 powerflapjack: @malfnord i was about tos ay
 RabbitSeasoning: rent is fine, just overrated
 pipshardfour: Chicago
  TXC2: spinebustertee  
 ParanoidRabbit: Chicago
 j_crane330: I usually only get to see the movie version
 petey_vonwho: Well, I liked Wheeler, right up until that comment
 dm818: Moulin Rouge is great too
 jessieimproved: Legally Blonde is good!
avjamethyst: waitress the musical
Darkridr: The correct answer is Hairspray
Boomy Toadsmasher: nah i'm with jacob
 djmikeysaxx: Legally Blonde slaps! Its new age Classic Broadway
 Fanklok: Shakespeare is mid
 commentarywife: Legally blonde is such a good musical
 BrowneePoints: Jacob is he Gay or European
ghost_waz: how could I forget, Kinky Boots
 Mr_Bitterness: I love the Heathers musical
 jadielady: Saw The Buddy Holly story in London
 PhoenixMelior: Ive only seen the opening number and its incredible
 malfnord: Legally Blonde is in the category of "this shouldn't be as good as it is"
 PhoenixMelior: Wait really?! Anyone have a link?
 BrowneePoints: Heathers or Moulin Rouge are my fave
 Sunidesus: @ghost_waz Yes! Love Kinky Boots
 pipshardfour: oh my god oh my god you guyyyyyyssss
 jessieimproved: I still occasionally break out in "oh my god oh my god you guys"
  nosole: Sweeney Todd w/ Josh Groban as a pro-shot would be AMAZING
 definenull: You mean like not slime videos?
 spinebustertee: Greetings everyone from... -no longer in a security perimeter-!
 greenday61892: OH MY GOD YES Legally Blonde is maybe one of the best proshots I've ever seen, it's ho0onestly so good
Chatty_Protagonist: Going to see my friend in a local production of LB tomorrow!
Redpandarama: The Hamilton recording is amazing
 pimiento: i saw Young Frankenstien The Musical in seattle before it went anywhere and it was fantastic
 Philocalist: Has anyone seen Mean Girls: the Musical: the Movie?
 Quaseymoto: Saw Catch Me If You Can Musical on Broadway, was not quite Beatlejuice but turned out okay
 DentedPockets: Theater should be for the masses
 Brozard: Does AMC or Fathom Events or whatever still do that?
 Obos_TAB: I think if a recording can get people to go see a show thats worth doing.
 BrowneePoints: JAMES! Come from Away is on Apple TV with a pro recording!
 definenull: Accessibility is great but yeah nothing beats live theatre
 j_crane330: A favorite of mine growing up was Bye Bye Birdie
 RabbitSeasoning: @jessieimproved I often bust out "well hey don't look at me"
 greenday61892: HOLY COW I saw Beetlejuice tour recently and it's AMAZING
  nosole: Is Beetlejuice not hitting Vancouver?? It's coming to Edmonton this year and I'm definitely getting tickets
  Sarah_Serinde: I definitely agree with that
 Suffix: I LOVE live theatre.
 keroan0: Nothing ever comes to Regina. I want to see Hadestown so bad
Darkridr: Rent sucks, La Vie Boheme slaps though
Boomy Toadsmasher: in the hights
Darkridr: As far as movies turned musicals, I love Heathers
Oisín Brogan: Lindsay Ellis has a great video breaking down all the ways Rent sucks
 GhostValv: some level of preservation of the spirit would be nice
 RandomTrivia: HARD AGREE
 dm818: I keep missing the ability to see Six
 darkcyril: Yes, it's a weird dichotomy between seeing live theater, but also making it more accessible.
 JadedCynic: I get it 
  Sarah_Serinde: It should be accessible but also live performances are wonderful
 greenday61892: Also 100% agreed proshots need to be so much more prolific and accessible
 Brozard: @dm818 My partner saw Six and loved it
 djmikeysaxx: you tell em
 Jillexie: We do the Mirvish Season Pass on Toronto and it is great. Beetlejuice this season!
 jacqui_lantern234: @Suffix i love YOU 
 Leonhart321: You and me both Jacob
 djalternative: Is beetlejuice cold pressed juice?
 elysium_21: I happened to be in NY at the right time and got to see Beetlejuice twice. It's so much fun
usmu1976: One does not exclude the other
VelvetFalcon: Theatre is better live... But like, also pro tapings circulates the material.
  TXC2: well you've said the name 3 times, so now you will 
 pimiento: i don't even like musicals and you should 100% go see live theatre including all the musicals
 Mr_Bitterness: More accessibility is never bad.
 BrowneePoints: I’m also an actor but accessibility and breaking down Theatre elitism is more important
 lirazel64: The BBC did a set of Gilbert and Sullivan in the 80s that was just *amazing*.
 Brozard: You should go if you can
Linwey: I'd love to but my local theater company just shut down
 MrGibberish: it’s like going to a live concert versus taped. just not the same
 dungeonmasteralek: Theaters don't tend to be the most accessible in my area
 RealGamerCow: I feel that way about hockey. There's nothing like going to an NHL game. Seeing it on TV misses a lot
 LlewellynZ: Seeing a professional recording has never made me less desire to go see a show live
 greenday61892: @TXC2 not unbroken tho
abslomdaak42: That's probably the reason I never really got into theatre. The ephemeral nature of it. I don't like it. I want my media to keep exisiting.
 RockPusher: Hooking people on the recording improves the odds of going to the local am-dram performances
witchy_snake: Think Jacob said Beetlejuice enough times? Be cautious around the studio now.
 ClockTamer: recordings should exist for historical purposes atleast, let alone for people who don’t have the means to see it
 Obos_TAB: Tony live performance of Hamilton is what got me to want to see it
 Jennie_Fuchsia: my company has digital tickets for plays and they run slightly longer than the play so it’s still ephemeral, but more accessible
  firehawkzoa: Live events are amazing but seeing it on TV introduces it to the world and creates new fans
 Mikklun: As some one in Africa recorded West End or Broadway is fantastic
 SolarBlitz1: I watched the Cats musical recording so many times as there was no way to get to see it on the actual stage
ghost_waz: I think the NYPL preserves pro-shots of Broadway, but idk how accessible those are
 zerragonoss: I don't care that much about the live show experience, but I will still say it's unique and obviously different.
 BrowneePoints: Like, Shrek the Musical (and the 87 Into the Woofs) have INCREDIBLE taped live performances. just absolutely fantastic
 BrowneePoints: Woods*
 Angnor33: James and Jacob, either of you watch Galavant on streaming?
 EDCBeerGeek: i was lucky enough to see the Tour of Beetlejuice, about a month ago…It was really good.
 Obos_TAB: @BrowneePoints Ok but now I want the Air Bud version of Into the Woods
 hesterbyrde: highly recommend the Public's all black cast of Much ado about Nothing
 Sunidesus: Team Galavant!
 CaptainChibale: what was it called?
 LordManiMani: If anybody wants a great bad musical experience, Diana the Musical the Netflix production is a ball
Woodthorn: I don't think I've seen any musicals as many times as I've seen Starkid's stuff on youtube.
 darkcyril: @Angnor33 Galavaaaaant!
Eklinaar: Live theater is the only kind of performance I bother leaving home to see any more.  That said, it's really expensive and it would be great if there was some way to subsidize it for people who can't afford it.
 RealGamerCow: To be fair, a lot of early musicals are shit. (Oklahoma, Guys and Dolls, etc)
 CaptainChibale: @Woodthorn TEAM STARKID
 BrowneePoints: Sondheim made me better at memory and diction
 pimiento: oh man the egos in the musicals were a lot
 ArcticAtlantic: I'm not super duper into musicals but when a song works for me I love its addition to a story
 GhostValv: 
 RandomTrivia: Ewwwww
 commentarywife: oh nuu, we below 17h!
 GhostValv: that sounds ... frustrating.
 Leonhart321: I'm sorry, which of us was on stage?
 PharaohBender27: 
 Fanklok: Jacob have you ever seen Pokemon LIVE!
 Jennie_Fuchsia: actor to actor notes should be handled by HR
 Metric_Furlong: "have you tried being good?"
 hesterbyrde: @browneepoints Sondheim makes everyone a better person and artist
 IaCthulhuFthagn: I recommend the (only ever) non-The Really Useful Group live production of The Phantom of the Opera. You can't see it, but still... if it ever travels beyond the Finnish National Opera or Gothenburg Opera House, see it.
 jessieimproved: "It helps if you do it correctly"
 BrowneePoints: As a stage actor too, the amount of “theatre kids” that stayed “theatre kids” as adults is oof
 IanAllenBird: "simply be better at it"
 PhoenixMelior: I just went and found that there are several full musicals on youtube so i have content for a while thank you Jacob
 pimiento: fuck, yea, never thought of doing the basic shit, thanks dickhead
 Didero: "skill issue"
 BrowneePoints: Jacob my dream someday is to get very high, then go see a professional production of starlight express
 RealGamerCow: Wait, "Git Gud" isn't just in video game culture? 
 Bassios: I really don't enjoy musicals. I can't help but thinking "Either record a damn concept album or do a movie. Stop fucking about and get on with the damn plot!"
 L0rdX33n: “I would simply choose to act correctly.” ugh
 ExachixKitsune: @BrowneePoints : "Theatre Kids" vs "Theatre Adults"
 ArcticAtlantic: git gud lol
 uneactrice: Yes
 RabbitSeasoning: andrew garfield is so good
 BrowneePoints: it’s a movie about Larson
 Brozard: Jacob, have you ever had an employer approach you about AI voiceover?
 hesterbyrde: @browneepoints cheers from one theatre professional to another (stage manager)
 Xed_Regulus: I saw it on Netflix
 darkcyril: Oh man. Andrew Garfield was PHENOMENAL
 finestotter: Yes, love Andrew Garfield
 RockPusher: I have not but I should some time
 Metric_Furlong: like the song?
 BrowneePoints: The guy who wrote rent
 Jennie_Fuchsia: Tick Tick Boom is quite old
 darkcyril: Jonathan Larson
 Philocalist: Jonathan Larson
 uneactrice: Jonathan
 Xed_Regulus: Jonathan
 mercano82: The guy who wrote Rent
 josh___something: The only musical theatre I've consumed is Starkid
 djmikeysaxx: watched it a week before my 29th birthday, sobbed uncontrollably. So good
 pimiento: when i was doing theatre tech stuff the best after parties were the dance shows
 keroan0: UGH Tick Tick Boom was SO underrated
 EDCBeerGeek: PBS was the only way to buy the DVD recording of Into the Woods with Bernadette Peters…I went to a PBS store in NoVA back in  highschool specifically to buy a copy….I think it cost me $40 or $50…it was so much…
 northos: @Jennie_Fuchsia it came out in 2021 how dare you 
 Obos_TAB: Tick Tick is directed by Lin Manuel
 GhostValv: D:
 Sunidesus: Marfan I think?
 AragornKeuken: Aortic aneurysm
 PharaohBender27: 
Wesley Ackerman: I've seen the Lindsay Ellis video and I've never seen Rent lol
Oisín Brogan: Same XD
 ArcticAtlantic: ohno 
 Snowcookies: oh shoot
LidofLoathing: Undiagnosed Marfan's syndrome, it was his heart
 Jennie_Fuchsia: during previews I think
 BrowneePoints: like, Rent has a bunch of stuff that aged like milk, but Rent was absolutely important for a lot of reasons
 darkcyril: And Garfield wasn't a singer beforehand IIRC.
 keroan0: Yes
 ckupf: I saw Andrew Garfield in Angels in America, that man can ACT
 djmikeysaxx: Netflix yes
Woodthorn: @josh___something My spotify year in reviews haven't been able to recover since I first heard of them
 EDCBeerGeek: Like the week before opening of rent or something…
 uneactrice: Andrew Garfield was also in an amazing production of Angels in America
 Obos_TAB: Musical movie
 BrowneePoints: speaking of, I was absolutely chuffed at the Spielberg West side story
 Davlenagain: Morning everyone, Did you see the new Weird Al that post this morning?
  TXC2: we did a coffee!
KinkerbellRose: ♥
 keroan0:  
 jadielady: @BrowneePoints me too!
  Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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 mercano82: Thanks, Jacob and Kathleen, for coming in early.
  TXC2: !subathon
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 GhostValv: coffee is now forever done with
 IanAllenBird: o7
 Obos_TAB: These have been SO GOOD for my work mornings on the east coast, so thank you
 RockPusher: Thank you James, thank you Jacob 
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 roefizzlebeef: yayyy wheeler time
 GhostValv: o7
 beowuuf: woop woop
  TXC2: PharaohBender27  
 BrowneePoints: But for chat, if you have Apple TV, there is a professional recording of come from a way you can watch. It is a musical about the planes, diverted to Canada after the events of 911.
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 RandomTrivia: Thanks for the chill hangout, Jacob and James!  
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 roefizzlebeef: thanks for the great vibes J&J!
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  TXC2: !events
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 BigDaddyBland87: Dialtown
 CAKHost: Thanks for this stream! 
 hesterbyrde: come from away is phenomenal
 Simonark: You’re already up to the middle of the watch along, you’ll be getting up early again.
 50keyz: thank you for the morning show!
 uneactrice: @BrowneePoints I saw a live production of this and haven't cried harder at a live production in my life
 Gascitygaming: if draft baby have fun draft baby picked right card
 hesterbyrde: thanks for the stream yall
 chrisvonclause: the lorcana draft last time was very fun to watch. Definitely looking forward to it
 Genie_M: Card he like is perfect draft strategy
  Sarah_Serinde: It is, I'm excited for it
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Never let anyone tell you not to pick the card you like, Jaocob.
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 GhostValv: Now Kiss returns?!?
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 Sunidesus: I want to see Come From Away, but I also don't know if I have the spoons to deal with something that emotional
 IaCthulhuFthagn: jaoaoao
 djalternative: no cap?
 PharaohBender27: We are currently funded to 3 AM tomorrow morning
  Sarah_Serinde: GhostValv Just like it did last subathon, yes!
abslomdaak42: Don't worry, Jacob. I've been playing MTG for 13 years and I'm awful at drafting. Like, genuinely terrible.
 50keyz: its a  !
 Fanklok: Killed a dragon and thinks he's a god
  TXC2: James ROCKED Elden Ring
 Gascitygaming: James absolutely killed it
 RandomTrivia: 
 GhostValv: @Sarah_Serinde somehow I didn't internalize it
 RockPusher: muahahahahahahaha
KinkerbellRose: YES! We won!
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 AceGun_: got 'im
 ArrestedHouse: we got him
 Sevinon: @Sunidesus Totally understandable, but it's worth it. Also, it's happy in so many ways at the end of the day.
 Nigouki: hehehehe
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 Carlioo: 
 IanAllenBird: heheh
 roefizzlebeef: one of us! one of us!
 Didero: Of course, every videogame is more fun if you have Adam sitting next to you
  TXC2: WE GOT HIM BOIS!
 SaxPython: 
 50keyz: lol
 SharktoothJack: 
 Strebenherz: I just came in, why the insane laughter?
 invalidCards: Gottemmmm
Eklinaar: 
clarinetman: 
 djmikeysaxx: AYOOOOO
 GhostValv: haha
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 northos: bye James
Sarusta: James just walks off
 JadedCynic: oneofus...oneofus...oneofus...
 Chesul: James was surprisingly great at the game.
 beowuuf: bye james 
 josh___something: 
 ArrestedHouse: 
 mweepigeon: never too early for piss
 TotallyNotaBeholder: Hahahahaha
  TXC2: Strebenherz  James said he liked Elden ring
 dm818: In chicago
clarinetman: so unhinged i love it
 BigDaddyBland87: yea here
Wormsbane: 10am here
 rabbitgta: Its 10am here
NathanLonghair: James got the best experience with awesome Adam as teacher though
 NonUniqueGuy: In Chicago
 RandomTrivia: Excellent bit
abslomdaak42: Hey, James was really good at Elden Ring
 ArcticAtlantic: 400
 Chesul: he beat the first meat grinder boss in only a few tries
 BrowneePoints: @sunidesus most of it is just nostalgia anxiety cuz of how well they land the tension, but there are a couple gutpunch moments
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 BrowneePoints: Lies of P Jacob!
 Brozard: and when I get to Chicago, I drink piss
 PMAvers: A big 'ol cup of SsiP
 Sevinon: It's very pretty
NathanLonghair: Adam is legit the best supportive teacher
 BrowneePoints: play Lies of P and another crab’s treasure Jacob!
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 ArcticAtlantic: I haven't used bits in so long I just had to read the FAQ xD
  TXC2: the PS3 Demon souls is the wright Bros plane of souls games
   Anubis169: quality over quantity
 invalidCards: If the PS5 has no games, why does Paul have five of them
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/HyperIcyElkDatSheffy-S7eYzZQPmvT2iL35
 FrostyKaze: @PMAvers Gimme some SsiP!
Linwey: In the NG+ myself RN
 Simonark: @invalidcards Well, it’s why he doesn’t have 6.
   Anubis169: baaaaaaaai 
 Therberus: Its 11 here in QC!
  TXC2: Bye!
 TehAmelie: my philosophy is, if it's really too much for you, download some Cheat Engine tables
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/EncouragingInventiveOwlPeoplesChamp-jzZioufhrIeHD4tv
 Didero: Thanks for this!
 beowuuf: 
 mercano82: Chicago.  It's 10AM in Chicago
  TXC2: !break
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 inconsideratehat: 
Wesley Ackerman: PS5 has Demon's Souls and Elden Ring, that's all you need
 RockPusher: Right, I need to snooze for a few more hours - catch you all again in a few hours - have fun! 
 L0rdX33n: it’s 10am here in Alabama
   Anubis169: later RockPusher~
  TXC2: so long RockPusher  sleep well
shadowmaster132: Alright time for me to hit the sack, see some of y'all tomorrow
 beowuuf: right, just enough time to hang washing out to dry, in this heat they woill be dry by the time i sit back down
  TXC2: so long shadowmaster132  sleep well
 Obos_TAB: god i love blurry camera
 malfnord: It is 9:04 here in the glorious Colorado Rockies
 FrostyKaze: It's 5 pm here in Germany
  TXC2: beowuuf  in this heat they'll catch fire 
 Didero: https://clips.twitch.tv/RacyBrainyEggplantNinjaGrumpy-LQoDl5jXNRHgRNzu
 commentarywife: 4pm her in the uck
   Anubis169: 
 TehAmelie: fuck the man if he thinks he knows what's an appropriate challenge level and your cognitive and motoric abilities disagree. just cheat
 josh___something: Hi wheeler!
 Brozard: music go bye bye?
 CAKHost: Hello everyone again!
 beowuuf: @TXC2 the fire break might stop the rug fire from getting to me then 
 PharaohBender27: 
 josh___something: o/
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 IanAllenBird: 👋
Haroldholmes25: o7
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  TXC2: Here we GO!
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 vinewood_og: 
 Sevinon: Hello streamer
  TXC2: Hello Wheeler
 Sibwow: hello bebinjin
 Philocalist: Good morning!
 StrideTheEarth: Helloooo
 ArcticAtlantic: hellooooooo
  Sarah_Serinde: Hi Wheeler
 BorealMage: hello!
 invalidCards: Haiii
 PhoenixMelior: Good mornin
clarinetman: morning wheeler
 roefizzlebeef: thank you for having us, it's great to be here
   Anubis169: Good Morn-after-even-ight 
 Didero: hey you were just on TV!
 Angnor33: Good morning Wheeler.  How are you today?
 Coloneljesus: good morning. glad LRR is not using CrowdStrike 
 SymphonySolstice: hiiiii
 djmikeysaxx: oooof
 Strebenherz: Embrace your inner short king
 Lamebert1415: 1000 1000 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 42069!
 50keyz: the camera takes 5 inches off
 rabbitgta: 
 jacqui_lantern234: @LoadingReadyRun thanks for having us, wheeler, its great to be here
   Anubis169:  MAHP
 gameboy350: Gnome mode?
 StrideTheEarth: Shutting up
 beowuuf: oooooh
BlackBlade_: 
 Mattthebeard: mmm clarity
 Flyingdelorion: Good evening from the Netherlands!   
Piecrust9: So are you looking for a demon's soul or are you the one with the demon's soul?
 RealGamerCow: Oh this is pretty
 accountmadeforants: 
 frameshifty: i wish i was any good/patient at these games but it's fun to watch others stream them
 Strebenherz: Btw, Hope you're doing well Wheeler
 IbunWest: the best souls game
Yatrik Solanki: "man was granted a destiny" fake
 SymphonySolstice: 
 StrideTheEarth: I don't think you're allowed to do that on stream.
 Carlioo: wheeler is in his element today
KinkerbellRose: So good.
  nosole: Hell this looks good
westerfarmer: Ahh now I want to play too!
 shabe_x_roc: Team order is alive
 quatoria: i'm kind of amused at how they actioned up the intro video
Abelzumi: what the fuck kind of mahjong in this
 commentarywife: Twitch tells me this is for mature audiences - what kind of content are we talking here?
  TXC2: man why can't I  be this good ? 
 santural: "man was granted a destiny" fake
 Catcard: naur....
BlackBlade_: wheeler, why are these Majong players so angry?
 BorealMage: Fuckin' *bodied*
 Gascitygaming: Ar Nar
 iserguy: I had a friend in college who would leave this playing on a loop on full blast with his dorm door open for hours on end
 ArcticAtlantic: sometimes a video game feels strikingly good when the only video game you've watched today has featured in W+P xD
 invalidCards: get destroyed
 IanAllenBird: someone hasn't learned to dodge and hit yet
 r10pez10: good god what is happening in here
 Carlioo: the ghosts will protect me right?
  TXC2: commentarywife  fantasy violence
 rasterscan: Man, this makes me want a real medieval survival horror.
 invalidCards: the spoops
 invalidCards: 
 Carlioo: he's so... BIG
 loufghyslaufey: Dang it, Wheeler.
 Gascitygaming: ruh ruh raggy
 quatoria: god i genuinely love Demon's Souls
gnabaer: bed of chaos 0.5
zazamost: Still the best and only PS5 game I have
 gameboy350: That's not the penetrator?
 SymphonySolstice: big friend
 Carlioo: oooooh that's a good sound
Wormsbane: harpoon man
 loufghyslaufey: Don't lewd up the volume, bruh
 betazed15: Surtr?
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: very loud
   Anubis169: 
 jacqui_lantern234: @Catcard please, aussies would add AT LEAST 2 more syllables to make up for their name shortening 
 BlueFingers5: Was that the demon soul?
 quatoria: i still remember playing a JP import version of Demon's Souls when the game journalist hype about it was huge but we didn't know if it was gonna get translated and imported
 invalidCards: Headphone users everywhere just died
thegentlepus: Mon So
 Scy_Anide: A dragon? How novel.
 quatoria: cuz so many from software gems weren't getting translated at that point
 beowuuf: great stream,same time next year?
KinkerbellRose: 
 BorealMage: Hand it over. That thing. Your demon's soul.
 chrisvonclause: If only we also had Adam here for the full gorilla experience.
 miniMacGuru: I think I bought this for PS3, but I don't think I ever really played it.
   Anubis169: Best. Time. Ever.
 Sevinon: @chrisvonclause Yeah
 r10pez10: try pyromancy
JinaMahavira: 8am seems better than 11pm
 Sibwow: 
 BrowneePoints: my eardrums are now located somewhere around my hips
BrindleBoar: Evergrace remaster when 
 Didero: How does it differ from other Souls games?
 djmikeysaxx: Missed you during the rest of the Subathon, you're drafting today right???
 commentarywife: @TXC2 are we talking gore?
 Flyingdelorion: Best time for me! Just fired up the barbecue!
 nessiah_aries: God I still remember when I first played the PS3 Version and got ganked 15 times in a row by random Dregs in the starting area.
 QuixoticScrivener: Favorite, even above magic?
zazamost: Same!
 Gascitygaming: oh btw, ony need 12 more hours to hit cap! approx 700 more subs!
  TXC2: commentarywife  kinda yeah
 IbunWest: @brindleboar tbh I would love that.
 IaCthulhuFthagn: I still haven't gotten around to trying The Bottom of a Demon's Shoe yet, but that sure is high praise.
 AshcopseDryad: i want a ds1 remake like this
 Earthenone: who is "they" arent you on next?
 shabe_x_roc: Wheeler was in the Oki Oki tournament
zazamost: oof
  TXC2: commentarywife  like somewhere between a war happened gore, and horror movie gore
 BorealMage: Jamestown Turner
 Sibwow: this is grungler
 djmikeysaxx: GAMESTURNER
 RealGamerCow: Otaku James
  nosole: 
 Philocalist: The whole name fits, holy moly
 jacqui_lantern234: @RealGamerCow lmfao
Piecrust9: Gotta be a magician, always magic
 IbunWest: who would win in a fight GamesTurner or Otaku Jeff
   Anubis169: magic is OP
 quatoria: magic is SO GOATED in this game.
 r10pez10: I didn't know they remade it
 Chesul: So, it's a souls game.
  TXC2: like broken good
 accountmadeforants: 
  nosole: @RealGamerCow This was the true choice
 Strebenherz: I never played the OG demon's souls.  Is this a remake?  Is it like a 1:1 remake, or a remaster?
zazamost: Sword and Shield is so good too!
 jacqui_lantern234: @IbunWest Otaku Jeff EASILY
 quatoria: magic lets you trivialize the early game
 StrideTheEarth: Big Bonks
 Master_Gunner: Big Sword Best Sword
 beowuuf: lorg sord
 couchboyj: Like, Neon Dynasty good
 greenday61892: bro i'm watching stream on PS5 so the fuckin system sounds are catching me off guard lol
 quatoria: magic probably has the easiest path through this game, then sword and board / sword and shield, then big sword, and then daggers
 quatoria: in terms of difficulty
 Fanklok: Wow they have a jonkler preset
  TXC2: I've never gotten magic to work well for me in a souls game
 N2Osferatu: Bolaterraria
 BrowneePoints: game is a smeedge loud
 r10pez10: no! you should have waited!
Hrrisn: lets go
 Gascitygaming: Just beat elden ring last night with strngth build, we don't need no stinkin magic 
 Fanklok: hehe penetrate
 BITs19_: colorless? this guy playing Eldrazi?
 quatoria: @TXC2 this one lets you choose a class that starts with an item that constantly regenerates fp
 Hangedman: I do love 'boletaria' as an absolute classic of japanese take on western name
 NorthstarTex: Damn eldrazi fog
 jacqui_lantern234: hehehe penetrate
 kataanglover1: Tried this game on ps3 and got stuck At
  TXC2: quatoria  good lord
Hrrisn: same
gnabaer: the fact that royal starts with the ring that lets you regen mp makes playing a mage in this game so much better
 kataanglover1: Fire spider
   Anubis169: who has the biggest longest sword
 RealGamerCow: I've seen that video
 quatoria: they call him that because he's gonna penetrate you
 Strebenherz: Is this a remake, or like a remaster?
 richard_ermen: Oh, we OG Demon Souls. Nice
 the_phantom_game_player: oh my
 beowuuf: Penny Trator
 jacqui_lantern234: penetrator?! i hardly know her!!! 
 bakerydragon: I've seen Dark souls playthroughs and some Elden Ring, all this stuff is totally new to me. Definitely understanding the hype now
 finestotter: Do we have to write all these names down?
 richard_ermen: Still the best game of the series.
   Anubis169: richard_ermen: this isn't the OG, but it's just as good
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: I already lost track of the plot and we are 8 minutes in
 bakerydragon: cool premise and looks amazing
 Gekyouryuu: oh, so THAT'S why all the boss doors are fog gates?
 r10pez10: yes finestotter there will be a test after
 Gascitygaming: @jacqui_lantern234 Good.... this was good
 Strebenherz: Coolio.  So they didn't change things, they just spiced it up for ps5?
 richard_ermen: @Anubis169 Did they change much?
 gameboy350: the LOATHSOME dung eaterrrrrrr
 StrideTheEarth: Are the names as confusingly similar as they are in Elden Ring
   Anubis169: a couple of things
 powerflapjack: is there a loathsome dung eater
 jacqui_lantern234: @Gascitygaming dont encourage my BS >:(
 beowuuf: i'm getting lost, the names don't all start with r, g, and m, how do we keep track?
 roefizzlebeef: this voice is incredible, does anyone happen to know who this voice actor is?
 Gascitygaming: @jacqui_lantern234 too bad!
 Fanklok: This game is basically Berserk fan fiction
 Flyingdelorion: 
 BrowneePoints: and a king may have done a whoopsie fucko
   Anubis169: ^
 Earthenone: if elden ring was linear 
 nessiah_aries: Demons Souls kinda marked a turning point in my gaming career, when I stopped sucking at Video Games and started becoming slightly below average.
 Coloneljesus: Elden Ring 0.1 2
 SuitablyEpic: except demons instead of demigods
 roefizzlebeef: the aaaaaaaall knowing!
 beowuuf: so sad the narrator has forgotten about the furtive pygmy 
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: @Fanklok ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
  TXC2: all the souls games are beta testing for Elden ring 
 richard_ermen: I don't know. I feel Demon Souls is much better than Elden Ring. The open world really doesn't do Elden Ring any favours.
 beowuuf: wb
 r10pez10: i love glup shitto
 Strebenherz: PFFFFFT
 jacqui_lantern234: @r10pez10 i love YOU 
 Strebenherz: Ben channeling his inner villain
 Fanklok: Laythese foolish ambitions to rest
 Didero: @richard_ermen The benefit of Elden Ring's open world is that if you're stuck on something, you can just go somewhere else, which is harder in a more linear game
 beowuuf: it also has a tutorial!
 lightfut: The true form of games Turner emerges
 Obos_TAB: Glup Shitto, from Tattooine?
 NorthstarTex: James is a natural at soulsborne games, nurture that boy
 SolarBlitz1: Watching someone fall into Souls games is a great experience
 thatguysteve2709: First one we get Wheeler Adam now we get Wheeler James I did not know it was my birthday
 BorealMage: "Vote on your tablets now"
 jacqui_lantern234: uh oh~ FOGGIES~
Haroldholmes25: i can be your angle
 Earthenone: glub shitto? isent star wars later tonight?
aWabbajack: Fowl tarnished, in search of the Demon Souls
 Nigouki: cool hat
 StrideTheEarth: The dark and light aspect of this game confused me and I felt like I was playing it wrong. 
 richard_ermen: @Didero True, but it's much less focused and for me feels more like FromSoftware going Bethesda with their games instead of actually refining what made previous Soulslike games.
 djmikeysaxx: New stream Soulsi Soulsi fight club where we watch James learn how to play these games
  TXC2: oh In game! I thought you, wheeler was gonna take cloths off
 beowuuf: remember when alex played dark souls to start with without having played this game, and dark souls doens't really explain anything cause you must have played this one? 
 Didero: @richard_ermen Yeah, I can see that
 SaxPython: Get rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' What?
 Strebenherz: No crappy muskrat builds here
 thatguysteve2709: I own this game I did not know it looked this good
   Anubis169: Compared to Dark Souls, Bloodborne and Sekiro... This first iteration has a lot more aggressive Miyazaki traps
  TXC2: (I assumed because of heat in Victoria)
 jj_q: could you turn the game up please, was hard to hear the intro
 powerflapjack: this game feels SO good on controller
aWabbajack:  @Anubis169
   Anubis169: motion blur
   Anubis169: sucks
 accountmadeforants: One bit of non-gameplay advice: If the studio lights make the screen hard to see, you can set the game's picture mode to Bright. (That's what Adam ended up doing for his playthrough.)
 richard_ermen: Not to mention that Demon Souls is very much a follow-up to their experience from Kings Field. Which makes it very interesting to see.
aWabbajack: too loud, too soft
aWabbajack: too everything
 RandomTrivia: !chat
  LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
 Carlioo: twitch chat plays game settings
Hrrisn: people are all listening on different devices
 0011110000110011: we can always go louder
 Coloneljesus: twitch should just support multiple audio channels
 Didero: Can you turn the volume down and also up?
 10of9: I dream of a Play it Forward of a team of 3 going through the main series Dark Souls games and goofing off
 3schr: I don't play with sound. Can you turn yours off?
 Therberus: Audio is too left
 pn55: The duality of chat
 NonUniqueGuy: The sound is too perfect. I can't stand it.
   Anubis169: much better to ask about the volume balance between voice and game
  TXC2: Chat will Goldilocks everything
Eklinaar: Imagine a streaming service with separate audio channels.
 Obos_TAB: it would be kinda cool if you could stream dual audio to twitch so people could choose
Piecrust9: Love the lack of faith for Wheeler in the predictions
 Carlioo: make a special plugin that lets chat control the sound settings
 3schr: I don't play any games with sound
Hrrisn: homie probably has a sub woofer that he’s never adjusted the setting for
 mwlsn: ah, the mistake is assuming we have a mind
 r10pez10: ok goldilocks
 invalidCards: i believe
 RandomTrivia: Lots of things are wrong with Twitch Chat 
 Decaped: LRR generally keeps things quieter than most other streams, just in general.
 jacqui_lantern234: @Carlioo more like twitch chat realizes they have their own volume knob in their computer
aWabbajack: full speed run one shot let's go
 NonUniqueGuy: I don't play this game with visuals.
 Didero: The stab sound effect is also kind of... sharp, which makes volume issues worse
  LambMower: The sound is a bit too kiki, could you make it more bouba?
 BrowneePoints: the base volume when it launched WAS competing with your Voice 
 nessiah_aries: My original copy didn't come with a manual, it came with a guidebook and I still remember the guy selling it to me saying that I wouldn't get anywhere if I didn't 'consult it frequently'.
 Nigouki: @Coloneljesus this tbh. for some reason I can often barely hear the games but if I turn up volume on my end then streamer voice becomes too loud
 Obos_TAB: graphics too loud, please turn them sideways
 thaigeprime: Hey wheeler Im not used to talking over the game sounds can you play in absolute silence please  
  TXC2: I wonder how many people got stuck there
 LordZarano: Streams should have 3 audio channels that viewers can adjust themselves. Mic, game, & music
 Strebenherz: Alright all my biddies in on wheeler downing the boss in one go
 invalidCards: god damn
   Anubis169: volume levels are good, balance is good also
 RandomTrivia: My goodness that's rude#
 Carlioo: that's pretty powerfuk
 Carlioo: powerful even
 r10pez10: is there jumping in this
   Anubis169: no jumping
 Carlioo: interesting that they lose life before the animation shows the hit
 r10pez10: can't believe boletaria banned jumping
 powerflapjack: but how will you Try Jumping
 Sevinon: They hadn't developed that technology yet
 0011110000110011: 0/10 every game needs jumping
 Nigouki: only jumping we do here is to conclusions
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 PMAvers: I believe it encourages co-op play too
SwankyFlea: There IS wall climbing (in like one spot)
 jacqui_lantern234: no jumping?! LITERALLY unplayable 
westerfarmer: No jumping, but you can climb small ledges!
  LambMower: We didn't invent the technology to jump until Elden Ring
 Strebenherz: I started with ds1, 2, 3, then elden, but never played demon's souls
 Decaped: seems quicker movements?
 StrideTheEarth: The audio on this is incredibly good.
 thaigeprime: parry him coward
 RandomTrivia: And moving slowly
 BorealMage: Uh oh, glowies
  TXC2: yeah the worlds system in this is very interesting to me, not having platyed it
  TXC2: *played
 r10pez10: yeah
 thaigeprime: because it looks sick
 ArrestedHouse: 
gnabaer: i love that this game has no poise and everything just staggers
 Philocalist: If you're glowy and big for more than 4 hours, consult your doctor right away
 SaxPython: I saw the Oki Oki.  I think you gotta drybrush him
 Fanklok: Have you seen Lunacid at all?
JinaMahavira: Oh, so it's Kingdom hearts
 Stratavarius: I kind of wish tendency made more sense, because it is conceptually cool
 thaigeprime: what a polite fellow
 thaigeprime: waited for you to be ready
 DistrustingSpectator: more of a dungeon crawler than elden ring?
 Sevinon: It had no equivalent of Estus, right? Consumable for recovery?
 r10pez10: call that a megamanvania
 quatoria: @Sevinon no, it has a consumable for healing but it's one you have to farm
 quatoria: so more like bloodborne blood vials
 powerflapjack: @r10pez10 nanaNAna...
 Sevinon: @quatoria Yeah, ok, that was what I remembered
 quatoria: you have to farm various kinds of grass to restore HP and FP
 N2Osferatu: You wanna take a lot of grass? Demons Souls
 Carlioo: bluepoint did good work yeah
 RandomTrivia: It is very pretty
 pn55: This version really does look great
 Nefasine: this remake is great, while magic is an easier way of playing, the spells feel and sound so great
 quatoria: Yeah. In a era of terrible remakes, Bluepoint did REAL good work
 r10pez10: beating the tutorial boss in one attempt is 51-49 for you to do it
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 vinewood_og: James is ggggggghost!
 RandomTrivia: That, however, is ugly as hell. It looks cool, but UGLY
 beowuuf: no pressure, 223K on this fight
marmalade_pen: benjamin i have literally zero money riding on this you cant lose
 jacqui_lantern234: @vinewood_og a g-g-g-g-g-g-g-gamer
 Nigouki: we have channel points riding on this
Piecrust9: So jiggly
 Carlioo: I never noticed his tentacle nipples
 BusTed: such jiggle
 Gascitygaming: hehe his butt jiggles
 Obos_TAB: ah geez the ass wiggles
 quatoria: if i recall he's got right handed swipes, the butt stomp, and an overhead swing top to bottom
 quatoria: and he'll occasionally do a two hit sweep combo
 thaigeprime: thank god james is semi transparent so we can see the health bar 
 Notamys3000: jiggle physics are good
 PharaohBender27: @Strebenherz 
 BorealMage: @Strebenherz have faith!
BrindleBoar: oh I forgot how little grass heals, this game is so mean
 beowuuf: !findquote R1
  LRRbot: Quote #2317: "That guy isn't actually that scary, you just stay behind him. You stay behind him and mash R1. Just like every other thing in these  ing games. You just stay behind it and mash R1. And then you tell other people to git gud. That's how this game works. Stand behind it, mash R1, go to other people's chats, tell them to git gud. I think I've got it now." —Cameron [2016-04-13]
 Nigouki: nuuuuuuuuuu
 RandomTrivia: Welp
 IanAllenBird: damn
 Carlioo: good attempt!
 Brozard: RIP
 Obos_TAB: nooo my points
 ElementalAlchemist: RIP
 Krillin_fan: gg
 northos: gg
 Nigouki: my channel points
SwankyFlea: my points T_T
  TXC2: pay the winners
 BorealMage: rip points
 Fanklok: WOOOO payout babeeeeeey
fox_bar: My fight money!
 invalidCards: ggood night!
Piecrust9: Nooo my points!!
 Strebenherz: o7
 0011110000110011: nooooo
 quatoria: you CAN beat this demon, but then something else kills you right away
 RandomTrivia: That basically cleans out my points
KinkerbellRose: I believed.
 Notamys3000: o7
 Badchop: valiant effort though
 Strebenherz: I bet every last point XD
 ClockTamer: yea! gimme those points!
   Anubis169: it's Twamazon, of course there's gambling
 quatoria: So the world might be mended
 accountmadeforants: @quatoria The FromSoft classic
aWabbajack: bread, get!
gnabaer: @BrindleBoar well you are meant to have only 50% hp so it heals for more
 SymphonySolstice: never believing in wheeler again
 Iam_Dead: Let's go gambling!
 beowuuf: ok, for the purposes of this bit, i will pretend i didn't see wheeler get brutalised - did wheeler win? did i win my 223K bet?
 finestotter: It's okay Wheeler, I'll always believe!
fox_bar: So the world might be mended!
 quatoria: So the world might be mended.
 loufghyslaufey: Who dat, now?
 invalidCards: I am not legally allowed to gamble but I can pick an option
 0011110000110011: I bet it all!
 Fanklok: I bet 230k on you dying
marmalade_pen: @invalidCards same 
aWabbajack: 9k in and got 20k back
Piecrust9: 2M channel points on the line goddamn
 beowuuf: i will not hear that sort of slander, not even from you 
 munocard: The hell I can't!
 BrowneePoints: my one gripe so far is I think the camera sway could be a little slower
 Strebenherz: 46k in, 46k thanos'd XD
 alchemistsavant: You Cannot Escape the Torment Nexus
 mercano82: It was pretty even, 51% / 49% in favor of killing the boss
 public_key_reveal_party: Congrats on death
 SymphonySolstice: ooh the torment nexus
 TheMerricat: I just won 500,000 points, Wheeler you were suppose to be my DolLRR sink!!!
   Anubis169: it is possible to not take any story deaths in this game, but it takes quite a bit of practice 
Burlapple: shouldn't the stream title be subathon?
 ElementalAlchemist: title drop!
SwankyFlea: dying while alive will permanently alter a level though, so don't do that
 PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat 
 jacqui_lantern234: fissure?! i hardly know her!!! 
 RandomTrivia: They said the thing! 
 NonUniqueGuy: He said the thing
abslomdaak42: He said the thing
  TXC2: ah, he said the thing!
 beowuuf: having problems? how about being punished for it so it's harder?
 Carlioo: ha ha ha ha
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marmalade_pen: demons s s s souls
 powerflapjack: our first depressed friend
 loufghyslaufey: F o r e v e r . . .
  SmithKurosaki: Oh, are we doing point sinks gambas today? I'd live to redistribute some wealth
 iserguy: woah, their mouths are moving
 alchemistsavant: God it was so jarring to see character's mouths move in this before elden ring
 Carlioo: where's that fromsoft copy pasta when I need it
  TXC2: !heychat
  LRRbot: Please ONLY offer advice when the streamer uses the phrase "Hey, chat...". Let them try to learn the game on their own, even if it means they miss a thing or two.
 Sevinon: 
 Sibwow: fat rolling time?
 gameboy350: zanzibart... forgive me
 alchemistsavant: boldwin 
 SymphonySolstice: phat roll hours
 Nigouki: encumbrance mechanics are bullshit
  TXC2: Sibwow  don't call it fat rolling, it's slow rolling
 r10pez10: oh you can overencumber in this?
 Gascitygaming: ugh durability, nvm i'm out
 accountmadeforants: You think this mans talks like that when he orders at a restaurant? "So you came here, to take my order? Perhaps I would like to try one of the appetizers."
 beowuuf: encumbrance is like fun but with more maths and drawbacks
gnabaer: umbasa
 Strebenherz: Umbussy
 alchemistsavant: the durability isn't that bad honestly
 nessiah_aries: I cheesed King Allant on my first playthrough by shooting him through the boss fog, because I thought his Level Drain was unfair. Nowadays that guy's a laughing stock, esp. considering everything you have to fight in the subsequent games.
   Anubis169: too many cucumbers
 IanAllenBird: oh no
 Carlioo: I know this is a bluepoint remake but is this the only souls game with so much face animation
 public_key_reveal_party: I remember loving this game when I first played it, but there are so many things in it I'm glad they changed so much for dark souls
 Coloneljesus: cerulean tear flask
 BorealMage: Wait how much does the grass weigh?
 Krillin_fan: so...you're a goat?
 Iam_Dead: Slurp juice
  TXC2: like a sheep ?
 RealGamerCow: eat that good good
 malfnord: Groovy
 Milleg2: touch grass
   Anubis169: 0.1 i think
 quatoria: @BorealMage too much
 r10pez10: just like real life
abslomdaak42: I thought grass was supposed to be touched...
 Gascitygaming: enough to break the ice
SwankyFlea: it's bloodborne blood vials but they're far rarer too
 iserguy: and you have to farm kills to get your grass
 pimiento: grass is surprisingly heavy
 rasterscan: I'm going to start telling Elden Ring streams to go outside and Eat Grass.
 Sevinon: @Carlioo Can they please just do all the Fromsoft games? Please?
 Symphoneers: Is the grass single?
CataclysmicReverb: "you eat grass" sounds like an insult
 miniMacGuru: What's a henweigh?
 Arazien: But what's a fen weigh
 Leonhart321: !updog
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 couchboyj: Well yeah, but how do I heal
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 rabbitgta: Wait, if im eating grass, how can I touch it? Does it touch me then?
 nessiah_aries: Valley of the Shadowmen is all I'm gonna say.
 beowuuf: it''s just because it loves you 
   Anubis169: thanks aerin!
 nessiah_aries: 4-2 is horror incarnate.
 quatoria: yeah. even more so than later Souls game, Demons Souls rewards caution
  TXC2: just_like_aerin  
BrookJustBones: So how do you get your max health back?
 pimiento: remember, no rushing
 beowuuf:  
gnabaer: @BrookJustBones by using an item or beating a area boss
 public_key_reveal_party: @brookjustbones killing a boss
 flapjacksofwar: I am awake and full of coffee, time to Demon some Souls
  TXC2: welcome back Jacob
 Leonhart321: It's not about the size of the sword, but I certain want the biggest one
abslomdaak42: Hi again, Jacob!
Wormsbane: truely ds2
 accountmadeforants: Elden Ring brought back the same "punishment" but instead treated it as you losing a temporary buff, which made people cool with it.
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   Anubis169: flapjack 
 BusTed: Demon's Sous Vide
  TXC2: flapjacksofwar  
 the_phantom_game_player:   
   Anubis169: The game is quite unforgiving of mistakes, and lack of consideration for a situation
 thaigeprime: Hey streamer can you explain world tendency 
 BorealMage: That fire effect looks great
  TXC2: you can go back to the nexus right?
   Anubis169: yeah
 powerflapjack: Low key the best part of this game is how the Dual Sense handles it
 Bugberry: "half-health" is relative. If your always at that max, it might as well be your default health.
 accountmadeforants: It's best to think of reviving yourself as getting a 100% HP buff.
 BrowneePoints: This game is where it’s most evident the Souls series was directly inspired by Metroid/Castlevania Jacob @loadingreadyrun
 quatoria: Yeah. This is a remake of where the Souls ideas were born. PVP got refined a lot in Dark Souls 1, but this is where it all started.
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/BigFurryDelicataHoneyBadger-6682D7N1_Y0xsEwS
KinkerbellRose: Yup. This is where we came from.
   Anubis169: I mean technically this is the first souls game... FromSoft did make Shadow Tower, but it's not even close to this
KinkerbellRose: We 'enjoyed' this.
 powerflapjack: @Anubis169 Yeah, there's DNA of these games going back to King's Field
 ElementalAlchemist: @Anubis169 and, like, Metal Wolf Chaos and other things
 public_key_reveal_party: I think killing groups of enemies to restore healing items in Elden ring was the best change in fromsoft games
 Krillin_fan: counting?  in this economy?
 0011110000110011: elbow stabbed
 flapjacksofwar: Im redownloading the game on my ps5
 Fanklok: Pretty sure this was the first one that Miyazaki was on
   Anubis169: I can't stab right now I'm on too much fire... 
 quatoria: one thing I love is that even basic enemies can be a real threat in groups in this game
 Bugberry: @public_key_reveal_party technically Bloodborne did that too.
 munocard: You're a humanoid cow with a sword
 r10pez10: god those firebombs look cool
 Gascitygaming: the little wrench, love it
 bisaflau: please stay a while Jacob
 Brozard: No flask, just CBD oil
   Anubis169: the parry has a gut stab animation, it's freakin' brutal
 flapjacksofwar: The power of a vegan diet
 Bugberry: Visceral attacks have come a long way in Souls games.
 CaptainChibale: Hi Jacob!
 public_key_reveal_party: @bugberry I have not played that, but I had not heard people saying that before, but TIL
  TXC2: it was a loading screen in the PS3 days
BrookJustBones: Hiding a loading screen
 BrowneePoints: but yea if someone tries to tell you the Souls games aren’t “Modern Metroidvanias” as evolutions of the genre, show them this game
 l0gin4me: probably just old load point
 r10pez10: lore door
 accountmadeforants: Thought this was the indiana jones bit
 Fanklok: You did just pick up a sword
 powerflapjack: mail breaker isn't a real sword
 r10pez10: call that a letter opener
  TXC2: mail braker is a side arm
   Anubis169: Bloodborne encourages aggressive play though, it was a break from the style
itsaysTRUENO: Hey Wheeler, first time long time. Have you heard of FromSoft's souls-like card game series "Lost Kingdoms"?
 Bugberry: @public_key_reveal_party basically Bloodborne has Blood Vials, kind of like grass in this game, and they can be dropped by enemies. It can be annoying to restoke those if you keep dying to a boss.
 BrowneePoints: Demons’s is the most bullshit of the series overall
 BlueFingers5: Yeah you can, start a new save
 ElementalAlchemist: You were good at speccing the first time
 Thisbymaster: so the opposite of flexable
  TXC2: Bye Jacob
 ProcyonFlynn: Retro Games just hit different 
marmalade_pen: rest well jacob
 fonkoncle: just had an idea
 gameboy350: The hurt and exertion sounds are very different from the other souls games
 flapjacksofwar: Have a good day JAcob!
 munocard: Enjoy your nap, Jacob
 yalc321: Mornin nerds
 powerflapjack: the bastardo sward
 richard_ermen: You actually can respec in the remaster.
   Anubis169: Weapons have stat requirements 
 fonkoncle: what if from software made a Vagrant Story Souls game with the RISK mechanic
 BrowneePoints: yes it was inflexible. this is the base template the rest of the series improved upon
 r10pez10: 41-59 for "no" on doing the boss in one go
 accountmadeforants: Need a level up lady first, it be do
 yalc321: Wheeler all about that grass
 accountmadeforants: God, I love this game
 nessiah_aries: It has also imho the easiest bosses in the series...minus Flamelurker and Maneaters. The Level Design is pretty insidious though.
 quatoria: yeah, Boletaria 1 is the palace of grass
 Fanklok: So basically you're saying your maidenless
 quatoria: if you're looking for dirt weed, come to Boletaria 1
zazamost: Red Eyes Knight time?!
SwankyFlea: Boletaria 2 is such a cool level I'm excited for when we get there
 Stratavarius: Boltaria really loads you up with a lot of items
  TXC2: it's the starting area, so it eases you in
 quatoria: AWWWWW
 CaptainChibale: munchin on grass. like a goat.
 Harvest25: Did the armour you took of have mechanical value?
 public_key_reveal_party: I am thinking back to my first time playing this game, I don't know if I ever leveled up
 quatoria: OH RIGHT
 quatoria: i forgot about that
 rasterscan: Seriously?
JinaMahavira: boooo
 quatoria: yep, there's gender locked armor in this game
  TXC2: well fuck this game then 
 nessiah_aries: Also, I STILL don't understand the whole World Tendency system to this day.
 DistrustingSpectator: this game seems less anime inspired
 BlueFingers5: Bluepoint said transrights?
 ArcticAtlantic: oh that sounds fun
 public_key_reveal_party: Just like real life
 Sibwow: damn ive been injecting hormones this whole time
 Fanklok: "Hey statue, give me a wang"
abslomdaak42: Cool
 roefizzlebeef: a lot of people don't know that you can do this in real life too
 eshplode: With armour sets? I would've assumed it was just a hitbox size thing which is at least a bit understandable
RitualGlitchZ: If only it was that easy irl
 just_like_aerin: Wish that were me
 IanAllenBird: oh where can I find that irl
 SharktoothJack: sounds nice
 el_dwardo: goals tho
 darkora: ah good, much like real life 
 BrowneePoints: this is the game that started the “Souls games are hard bullshit!” because the level design is incredibly cheeky and Castlevania inspired with SURPRISE moments
   Anubis169: yeah there's armour for men and women exclusively
 r10pez10: i don't think anyone actually understands tendency
 NonUniqueGuy: When can we get that patch in real life?
 alchemistsavant: welcome back, dark souls 2 gender changing coffin
 ArcticAtlantic: would very much enjoy a gender of the day statue on my walk to work
 quatoria: you gotta remember that this is basically a half sequel to King's Field
 yalc321: That Wheelers on the stairs again!
 quatoria: which had all sorts of weird holdover stuff
 flapjacksofwar: Dont make me think about World Tendency again Dx
 r10pez10: did that guy just explosive barrel themself
 bisaflau: There where genderlocked armors right?
 powerflapjack: wao
 PharaohBender27: @r10pez10 They sure did
 Mysticman89: just saw I caught a gift sub earlier, tyy @just_like_aerin
 SK__Ren: Also we'd have to re-rig the armor and thats dev time we weren't given money for
 djmikeysaxx: Where are they getting all these burning swords
 Carlioo: the classic fromsoft multiswipe
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   Anubis169: However, in Dark Souls after this, they did make a point of saying "the sex of your character does not affect gameplay"
   Anubis169: and it doesn't here either
 quatoria: @SK__Ren yeaaahhh, i feel that one
 finestotter: I love the classic many frantic slashes enemy
  Anubis169: it's just the armour in this game
 r10pez10: did they keep the cat ring picture
 BorealMage: A specter, a ghoul
  TXC2: ghost is easier to understand anyway 
Wormsbane: my man isnt hallowed
 NiceMrCaput: has anyone ever used the proper term for anything in a souls game? I certainly have not.
 quatoria: sometimes I like to steal this guy's weapon and armor by doing the opposite of helping him
 SK__Ren: Who is this game's Siegmeyer?
 r10pez10: this guy is probably the closest
 SuitablyEpic: why does the random knight not hate us
gnabaer: thief+cling ring is my go to ring combo for 90% of the game
   Anubis169: bomb cheese 
  TXC2: I assume there's a 2 ring limit in this game?
   Anubis169: yeye
 Carlioo: is this demon souls man?
abslomdaak42: xDDDDDDDD
   Anubis169: it only became 4-ring in DS2
 N2Osferatu: Stupid sexy Ostrava
SwankyFlea: 4 rings wasn't until ds2!
 Carlioo: john demonsouls?
  TXC2: Anubis169  I didn't play 2, only 1 and 3
abslomdaak42: He's really called Ostrava? lmao
SwankyFlea: in this series
   Anubis169: TXC2: DS2, while the graphics are kinda strange, has a beautiful story
 flapjacksofwar: happy stories? In Demon Souls?!
   Anubis169: and quite a cutting one
the_brainfist: Wait, your saying an NPC in a Fromsoft game has a bad time? Shocked.
 betazed15: This is such an interesting thing to have playing in my headset while I'm building automation...
  TXC2: Anubis169  oh really? neat
thegitrogsquirrel: Who has the happiest story in souls
SwankyFlea: like leave some leaves for the rest of us dude
 public_key_reveal_party: I do kinda like how crunchy this combat feels
 betazed15: Type in an element, hears somebody die. Perfection.
 Stratavarius: Patches
 quatoria: Patches
abslomdaak42: Ostrava is a city in the Czech Republic, btw
fox_bar: Patches
SwankyFlea: Patches
 Fanklok: The player character?
  TXC2: Fuck Patches
 TristalMTG: Thanks @just_like_aerin!
 r10pez10: Gael
 quatoria: Patches always gives himself a happy ending
  TXC2: abslomdaak42  neat!
 kragmabutch: Boc ends up alright if you're nice to him
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   Anubis169: Lady~
  TXC2: LadyLockwood92  
gnabaer: broken sword with no farming? what is this luck
 r10pez10: bearer seek bearer lest
 LadyLockwood92: A large baby man.
   Anubis169: Bearer, Seek, Seek, Lest...
 flapjacksofwar: Full Pate baby
  TXC2: flapjacksofwar  plate or paté? 'cause either works
 accountmadeforants: Oh yeah, the remake was pretty much entirely focused on "How can we add more Juice to this" and it's great (even if it means some of the iffier decisions like gender-locked armour are overlooked)
 flapjacksofwar: I meant Plate, but yes either works xD
 Gascitygaming: have we gotten a ham cam update this morning?
KinkerbellRose: I am so in for that Wheeler.
 LadyLockwood92: Hell yeah
 quatoria: I love how much more punch Bluepoint gave to the magic
 Philocalist: For streaming sake, is this a card game?
 PharaohBender27: @Gascitygaming Not that I'm aware of
 quatoria: all of the magic spells seem so much more impactful, in terms of video and audio FX
 nessiah_aries: I generally enjoy revisiting this game every time I decide to do so...until I reach the rolling Skeletons in Shrine of Storms and start to question my life's choices.
  Mathwyn: Is there motion blur on, or is that just sleepytime meds?
   Anubis169: there's a small amount of motion blur
 Gascitygaming: motionblue at .3
   Anubis169: the rest is your sleepytime meds 
 alchemistsavant: tap their throat with the hilt of your sword
  Simriel: Some kind of Demon'ed Souls
 flapjacksofwar: Adjudicator is the one with the bird?
fox_bar: Blue eyes white knight
  TXC2: this guy has the dead space helmet
 ArbalestTheGeni: Adjuticator is just his soul after you give the blacksmith the flamelurker soul
 alchemistsavant: can't complain about free half weed!
 public_key_reveal_party: So was it just me, or was this game especially bad at explaining its mechanics?;
 asthanius: 99% gimmick fights but they're cool
gnabaer: you'll neet a club or great club for the cleaver
 jacqui_lantern234: @asthanius YOURE cool 
   Anubis169: LOL
 Bugberry: This ball rolling part was the first thing I ever saw in any Souls game.
 PharaohBender27: 
 Carlioo: huaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh
 IanAllenBird: klmjnilm
 BorealMage: Hahaha wow
KidAmn: nailed it
 munocard: lmao
 r10pez10: did demon souls have a message meme
 accountmadeforants: 
 asthanius: @jacqui_lantern234 takes one to know one
abslomdaak42: Hilarious
 cobthegreat: Storm King is Goated
  TXC2: Worms poke there
KinkerbellRose: Very Kings Field in it's. "Here's our sandbox we made you. Figure it out and have fun."
 RandomTrivia: 
fox_bar: Hahahaha that scream holy shit
 alchemistsavant: it doesn't explain itself well at all, mainly world tendency is what you scuff up against the most
   Anubis169: did the adjudicator bind with that bird or something?
 flapjacksofwar: Bye! *shove* WAAAAAHHHHhhhhhh...
 alchemistsavant: prequel, you mean?
 Mysticman89: I mean, patches
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  r10pez10: aw cheers awabbajack
 gameboy350: if only dark souls had a sequel
 Mysticman89: patches the eternal being who transcends time and worlds
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/ViscousAmorphousPeanutTBTacoLeft-IACr2ldtzzUgyb2w
aWabbajack:  np
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/TangibleShinySamosaWoofer-FfSxuwLHG_p6PyKd
 Austere_Squire: hey chat, wheeler, hope everyone's doing all right
 nessiah_aries: Also, this game to this day, still has the worst swamp in any FS game, imho, though Farron Keep isn't THAT far behind.
 public_key_reveal_party: I've just accepted that patches is a multiversal trickster god
 alchemistsavant: dark souls 2 good
  TXC2: gameboy350  what do you think Sekiro is? 
  Simriel: *aaaaaaaagh*
  TXC2: hello Austere_Squire  welcome
 Mysticman89: Patches is just a silly goofy guy.
 Carlioo: wow so many people how are you gonna deal with them all-
  r10pez10: why is it always swamp
KidAmn: why does every cool thing in a Souls game start with "i'm gonna get butt naked"
 Austere_Squire: oh, i started a new playthrough of sekiro recently; only the second time i've played it and it's still so good
 gameboy350: @TXC2 No that's nioh 3
 CaKnuckleguy: I do NOT miss weapon degredation
  TXC2: r10pez10  Miyazaki has...issues
 Bugberry: apparently in the alpha test of Bloodborne, people hear father gascoine say "umbasa", which set off a lot of lore connection speculation.
 Carlioo: this dragon will never do the cool thing
 RandomTrivia: Consider buying the dragon a drink first, before you try to pull them
 Austere_Squire: may i extremely recommend Lies of P to people who like Soulsborne and haven't tried it yet?
 flapjacksofwar: It cant do the thing while were watching. It gets stage fright
 gameboy350: Fromsoft really did take the same area themes/beats from this game and reused them in DS1, and fair enough honestly
Eklinaar: Is this where the Target balls came from?
 thatguysteve2709: Wheeler out here with the confidence of a bard trying to pull a dragon
 public_key_reveal_party: @austere_squire I need to play senior because I love parrying in soulsborne games and stealth mechanics
   Anubis169: Yeah there are a lot of reused areas
  TXC2: Austere_Squire  I did a 2nd playthorugh earlier this year, and shocked myself with how well I did 
aWabbajack: bought Lies of P during sale, will after finishing erd tree @Austere_Squire
   Anubis169: Tower Knight arena was reused for The One Reborn in Bloodborne
 quatoria: PURPLE SHIELD BAYBEE
 Mysticman89: and here we wander out into undead burg...
 quatoria: ALL MY HOMIES LOVE THE PURPLE FLAME SHIELD
 veelofar: I hear that dragon drops a sweet katana
 alchemistsavant: hoard pillaged
 Arazien:   
 nessiah_aries: As far as I remember the Swamp of Sorrows in this game is segregated into two sections, one of which inflicts poison, while the other one inflicts plague.
 Bugberry: naked item runs are the funniest part of any Souls game.
 quatoria: purple flame shield + a spear will get you SO FAR in this game
 nessiah_aries: It also suffers heavily from 'can't see shit captain'-syndrome.
   Anubis169: eyy, fast-roll
fox_bar: That Havel's Ring before Havel s Ring
 alchemistsavant: nice of them to put "i just got bolted" grass in the path for you to grab
 veelofar: You should try a Grand Slamwich. It's very popular
 public_key_reveal_party: Gotta say, unlocking this shortcut sold me on fromsoft games
Invitare: waste of a javelin
 PharaohBender27: You ever wonder how long it would have taken to *build* this place?
 Mahtamori: I have spent so many hours hiding behind shields in the og release of this game
Yrefe: man this cutscenes, they don't make them like they used to
  r10pez10: every mechanism in a souls game works perfectly
 flapjacksofwar: Perfect Game, no notes
   Anubis169: Miyazaki'd
 alchemistsavant: mmm pine resin
 ArkhamArchivist: basic hollow apeshit attack has ended many lives
  TXC2: there is always something behind the corner
 l0gin4me: not the dogs?
 Mahtamori: You know about the new secrets they added to the remake?
 Fanklok: I'm going to swing my sword like this and if you get hit its your fault
   Anubis169: 2fer!
 veelofar: Time for a Cocktail
KidAmn: and they died as twins
 Carlioo: excellent sync, 10 poins from the judge
 Therberus: Is there no bonfires etc?
 Mahtamori: @Therberus They tend to be after boss fights
 EternalRoxas: @Therberus no, but there are massive shortcuts you unlock that let you skip massive parts from the starting point
 RealGamerCow: Jordynne's Blorbos!
gnabaer: @Therberus yes, but only after each boss, its more about shortcuts in this game
 EternalRoxas: oh ye my b
 asthanius: phalanx even cameos in souls
 asthanius: it rules
 alchemistsavant: ah, the goopy boys
 QuixoticScrivener: Green Hills Zone in shambles
 asthanius: it's so "Fantasy video games can be cool"
 public_key_reveal_party: It's up there, for sure
 flapjacksofwar: Gooey Gang
  TXC2: I wonder if they started using the bonfires more in dark souls because it was so hard to make levels like this?
   Anubis169: shortcut GET
 nessiah_aries: I remember doing multiple runs of 1-1 during my first playthrough just to acclimate to the game.
 gameboy350: Stormveil castle takes a lot after this level
Invitare: my favourite intro section to a game is Metroid Prime 2's. It's so good
 alchemistsavant: flame it up baby!
  r10pez10: what about garf kart
 Robot_Bones: simple and clean
 Drigien: I assume this remake still has the world lightness/darkness system and the items/mobs locked behind certain lightness levels?
 alchemistsavant: such a whacky first boss, it's so cool
 IanAllenBird: fuck it sure is
 Fanklok: I think all the humanoids having flaming swords is a bit of a tip off
  TXC2: so early compared to DS1
RitualGlitchZ: This boss was in DS3 too wasn't it?
Invitare: watch out for No Retreat. It boosts all its stats, but won't be able to switch out.
SwankyFlea: against oily slimes? Surely not
 Carlioo: @RitualGlitchZ think it was in DS1 as a regular enemy lol
 0011110000110011: this thing rules
  TXC2: RitualGlitchZ  a version of it yeah
 public_key_reveal_party: As opposed to Elden ring which i feel like will give you a thousand magic items in the land of enemies who are strong vs magic
 Fanklok: Have you tried pyromancy?
  TXC2: !findquote r1
  LRRbot: Quote #2317: "That guy isn't actually that scary, you just stay behind him. You stay behind him and mash R1. Just like every other thing in these  ing games. You just stay behind it and mash R1. And then you tell other people to git gud. That's how this game works. Stand behind it, mash R1, go to other people's chats, tell them to git gud. I think I've got it now." —Cameron [2016-04-13]
abslomdaak42: Yes! Yes!
 gameboy350: Why doesn't he simply craft more firepots with flaming butterflies?
 TomCatFrost: noooo. my channel points 😭
 Astramentha: !findquote r1
  LRRbot: Quote #2317: "That guy isn't actually that scary, you just stay behind him. You stay behind him and mash R1. Just like every other thing in these  ing games. You just stay behind it and mash R1. And then you tell other people to git gud. That's how this game works. Stand behind it, mash R1, go to other people's chats, tell them to git gud. I think I've got it now." —Cameron [2016-04-13]
 BusTed: ggs
 BorealMage: I'm so good at losing channel points today
  TXC2: Cheevo get!
 accountmadeforants: Yeah
 StrideTheEarth: Yes
 TomCatFrost: didn’t realize it’d be this easy
abslomdaak42: Let's goooo
 BusTed: I saw an archer
 RealGamerCow: nope
 IanAllenBird: : o
Yrefe: Big lore
 Carlioo: the deepest lore
 Therberus: Archer, noted
marmalade_pen: i seen it
Piecrust9: I saw a mage
 asthanius: the archer always drops
 Robot_Bones: I only read lore from hats
 Leonhart321: The sad thing is.....he's right
 QuixoticScrivener: writing down "lore:archer"
 IanAllenBird: 🖊️ 📓
BlackBlade_: Unleash the Archers
 Bugberry: a Sterling archer if you will
 BusTed: 
 public_key_reveal_party: 
PantherTuer952: why is that game looking so good, isn't it pretty old?
 NonUniqueGuy: I didn't know there was going to be a test.
 public_key_reveal_party: @busted jinx
Invitare: Can I be exempted from the test on grounds of Covid?
 RatherLargeToad: Gets you bonus picks in the lore-Cana draft
 Coloneljesus: loredge
aWabbajack:  bread lost, congrats!
   Anubis169: in 50min, neat!
 Philocalist: Multiple choice gamba quiz?!
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: ARcher? I saw Bob Belcher.
 QuixoticScrivener: @PantherTuer952 remaster
 asthanius: @panthertuer952 remake
  TXC2: PantherTuer952  this is a remaster on PS5
 flapjacksofwar: What about the Byf Destiny lore
 ClodiumSoride: @TXC2 I went back and watched Cameron's videos to find the exact timestamp for that quote, after seeing it so many times in chat.
 alchemistsavant: I think there's also a girl death scream mixed in when the phalanx dies too if I recall correctly
gnabaer: there surly wont be any red phantoms later in the level that fit all the bosses coming before them
 BusTed: @public_key_reveal_party 
  TXC2: ClodiumSoride  ha 
 Leonhart321: Ah, the traditional cliff jumping in the Nexus
PantherTuer952: ah, thanks everyone, didn't know there was a remaster
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/SquareAgitatedOcelotWTRuck-L2G8qVuXcI7T3dB0
 PhoenixMelior: Hi wife
 Nigouki: just showing feet for free?
 roefizzlebeef: is she single?
 asthanius: waxy eyes and sooty feet
  TXC2: and now the game Truly begins
 Robot_Bones: it was very important to show feet
CataclysmicReverb: Wife needs some socks
 quatoria: now begins the real challenge: figuring out where the fuck The Monumental is
  r10pez10: did he get the warp whistle
 Philocalist: Honey I'm home
Invitare: she's been wandering around the Grand Archive
RitualGlitchZ: You're not Maidenless in this game?
 quatoria: SO MANY people could not find The Monumental in the OG Demon's Souls
Daniel Purser: LOOOOORE!
 asthanius: "where is this child"
Yrefe: god they really go out of their way to show you how to get to the monumental in this one
 quatoria: @Yrefe cuz of what a problem it was in DS OG, yeah
gnabaer: monumental is by far the hardest boss in des
 accountmadeforants: It does technically go "woweee, look at all these stairs", yeah
 gogoGadgetApathy: the child is "up"
marmalade_pen: i wish more people called me morose
KinkerbellRose: Got most of my points back there. 
CrossXhunteR: where’s the dude that betrays you and kills all of the NPCs here
  r10pez10: wow they have lip flaps
   Anubis169: marmorose_pen?
   Anubis169: 
marmalade_pen: hell yes
 Carlioo: beast? bloodborne confirmed???
 flapjacksofwar: I dumped most of my points cus I never use them xD
 ArcticAtlantic: god dammit i've lost the prediction both times, first too optimistic then too pessimistic xD
Yrefe: @quatoria yeah I know, I remember spending 45 minutes looking for that child 
 N2Osferatu: Does the remake still have the Protip Pit?
 eshplode: I like that using souls is so much quicker than the animation in for runes in Elden Ring
 Fanklok: Is that Billy Boyd?
 Carlioo: 
gnabaer: you have a heart of gold
 PhoenixMelior: Sorry dude ur wife is dead
 BrowneePoints: no that’s not billy boyd his voice is much higher
 powerflapjack: "oh, Mister Frodo..."
 Leonhart321: Not dead yet
  r10pez10: dude this is a vape
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: believe it or not there are Scottish people that are not Billy Boyd. or even non Scottish people that can do a Scottish accent.
 malsareus: r00d
  TXC2: big if true  Bobtheninjagoldfish
  Simriel: Oh my god it does look like Wheeler with his hair in a quiff
 gameboy350: Weird how teachers in souls games can tell how intelligent you are just by looking at you
 N2Osferatu: And now...the Continental. I mena, Monumental
 Carlioo: you can die in the nexus right?
 public_key_reveal_party: Did this game always have a man's bar?
pyronils80: Hello and good evening! Greetings from good old Germany!   
  r10pez10: addle pate
 public_key_reveal_party: *mana bar
 BorealMage: Souls are ephemeral
 PhoenixMelior: "Statues"
 malsareus: so, parkour with stakes
Tobenamed1: I want breakfast now
  TXC2: hello pyronils80  welcome
 quatoria: weirdly dessicated statues
CataclysmicReverb: One haunted statue
 ArkhamArchivist: Those Who Walk Away From Boletaria
 Carlioo: 
 malsareus: rather articulate statues
 flapjacksofwar: Press X to Skip Epic Lore
  r10pez10: why are all their candles blown out
 jjcard: I actually didn't know this game had cutscenes like this
 BorealMage: Soul Arts™
 Mysticman89: the rest of the statues are simply sleeping
gnabaer: better lull that old one back to slumer i say
 nessiah_aries: How many colorless pips are we talking about here?
 raulghoulia: There is and has been only 1 PS3 game and that's The Last Of Us
 EternalRoxas: that's an eldrazi tentacle mass right there
 Philocalist: I didn't know Wheeler was on Unskippables
KidAmn: but soon, he will mimimi
 PhoenixMelior: Honk shoo or honk mimimi
 raulghoulia: It happens to be the only PS4 AND PS5 game
  r10pez10: thi' ki'd enjoys apostroph's
 flapjacksofwar: So were Cthulhu's alarm clock
 gameboy350: But... the broken archstone ):
gnabaer: yea, right
gnabaer: all 5
 quatoria: oh for sure, for sure
 Carlioo: eras'd? can't be bothered to type the e?
 Greyah: lol no
  TXC2: yeap, all SIX of them
 quatoria: yeah there's six archstones and you can visit at least all five
SwankyFlea: scary world scary
 ManWithTheMask13: wassup wheeler, long time no see
 Nigouki: and they were totally not corrupted by these super magical artifacts, right?
  TXC2: and one to rule them all
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: this game is exposition interrupted by dodgerolls
 BorealMage: "...and three for the elven-kings under the sky"
 NonUniqueGuy: I'm getting the feeling that maybe we don't go to the Giants one. Just a feeling though
Invitare: didn't do a very good job sentinaling did you
  r10pez10: did they just leave out an entire world
 darkora: "Alas, the giant baby nation attacked"
gnabaer: did they keep the files that where in the ps3 version for the snow world? would be funny
thegentlepus: I don't Remember, why Is the giant zone not accessible?
KidAmn: good guys? in my Souls game?
 PhoenixMelior: Alas, i am but a lone old baby
 ManWithTheMask13: monumental goats you'd sy
 Philocalist: "And everything was cool and good"
 malsareus: why? the sealing thing seems to not work very well
stinsanity89: Are you gonna be drafting Star Wars today? I'm excited for TCG day!
KidAmn: obviously the 6th Archstone leads to Lordran
 malsareus: I propose fire
 nessiah_aries: Bearer of the Burden, seek Demon Souls
 novrdd:   
 gameboy350: @KidAmn Nooooo all the factions must be moraly grey and edgy!!!
  TXC2: LotR does explain why the rings of power where in groups of 3, 7 and 9, and not 5 right ?
 Coloneljesus: so much yappin in this game 
 powerflapjack: @stinsanity89 Nah, they're doing starter decks I think
 BrowneePoints: yea unlike the rest of the series this game has lore AND a plot!
 quatoria: so what kind of Character Tendancy are you going for in this run
 PMAvers: "What if I just slay and/or kiss the Old One? Just sayin'."
 quatoria: you going for Pure White, Pure Black, or ignoring it
 PhoenixMelior: I think it's mtg and then lorcana and MAYBE star wars?
 PharaohBender27: Yeah, surely doing a total war of extermination will have *no* negative consequences 
 ManWithTheMask13: jump off and get some sweet oki
ConcedeToTheLeft: Oh if Wheeler is here does that mean we won't be getting the rodeo stream later?
 flapjacksofwar: The answer is shrimple, let us cray
 Mysticman89: if you were to hypothetically attempt to murder the monumental, he is just disappointed in you
 hypperstar2280: bless you in the background
 BusTed: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 powerflapjack: lmao
KinkerbellRose: 
marmalade_pen: sol badguy all the way down
 flapjacksofwar: Cat ring ftw
 goldengraham13: You can tell they're bad because they're called demons
 Nigouki: if they're not bad why would they be called demons?
 malsareus: obviously, the demons are bad guy, the friendly statue said so
 PhoenixMelior: !fall
 Bugberry: @TXC2 It was for specific rules of those groups. Do you mean 5 referring to one for each finger?
munchingwalrus: No PPR for bloomburrow?
 public_key_reveal_party:  ?
 LordDestont: i mean your supposed to die in the nexus so that you don't mess up your world tendancy anyways
  r10pez10: !ppr
  LRRbot: The Bloomburrow PPR will be on Sunday, 21 July at 10am PDT! More info forthcoming.
 LadyLockwood92: @munchingwalrus It's on Sunday.
gnabaer: Maiden Astraea sound already like a bad person
JinaMahavira: that would be so funny
munchingwalrus: Thank you
 PhoenixMelior: More VIT!
  TXC2: Bugberry  I just mean is there a lore reason 5 was skipped over
thegitrogsquirrel: !quote fall
  r10pez10: nice to know wheeler yells like a falling archer pushed off a ledge
 quatoria: oh god do we want to tell the crowd about World Tendancy
 ManWithTheMask13: art thou not finishing the set?
 powerflapjack: art thou money matching me?
 flapjacksofwar: @quatoria Please no, I dont need another headache today
  r10pez10: i looked it up, "addle pate" is just "confused brain"
 gameboy350: @r10pez10 Hey, souls game falling-to-death sounds are hard to get right
 nessiah_aries: Slime: Well excooze me.
 PhoenixMelior: !next i want to see how long wheeler has
  TXC2: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: TCG Day at Fri 11:00 AM PDT (1:52 from now).
 PhoenixMelior: Ahhh ok
 BorealMage: I sense this will not, in fact, be the last time Ostrava needs assistance
 accountmadeforants: "It's me, Ostrava, I fucked up again"
  TXC2: right chat, diner time for me, so you be good, and keep on subing!
 malsareus: that hoplite shield isn't round at all!
 Krillin_fan: beeg swrd
  r10pez10: is ostrava evil
 ArcticAtlantic: 400 you got it TXC2 o7
ConcedeToTheLeft: Oooh this is where otzdarva got his name!
 PhoenixMelior: Drink orders 
 ManWithTheMask13: a london demon souls
gnabaer: @r10pez10 he is royalty, so yes
 Gascitygaming: earl grey hot
h3rsh3yb4r: that big sword isn't even that big
 TotalHell: Can we place some orders
 Coloneljesus: hi kids!
thatjuantoo: 
 EternalRoxas: hey youths!
 BusTed: 
 RandomTrivia: The youths!
 Gascitygaming: kids!
marmalade_pen: hi youths
 ManWithTheMask13: Hiya youths
 garunkl: hello!
 PhoenixMelior: Hello fellow kids!
h3rsh3yb4r: Yarnhim Fog
 novrdd: 
  mowdownjoe: The babies!
 malfnord: The youths!
 ArrestedHouse: youths!
 CaptainChibale: hello youths!
KidAmn: lil babies
 Mysticman89: they're so young and youthy
 baltimore_667083: hello kids!
 Leonhart321: Literal actual teens on the street
 ArcticAtlantic: hello youths!
Rafgmorais: the youths
 Coloneljesus: do you like violence?
 ManWithTheMask13: they got their meaties on lock
 CaptainSpam: Gasp!  Not... THE YOUTHS!
 malsareus: hello you dang kids
 novrdd: 
 Gascitygaming: yakko
 Krillin_fan: Yakko
  Simriel: London fog's are so good, I miss them
   Anubis169: Helloooooooooo
 Leonhart321: Yakko, yes
RevolverRossalot subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 6 months!
 RevolverRossalot: Huh, there's gameplay in this WheeLore stream?!
  r10pez10: it's the  kids with the good hair
 hypperstar2280: yess yakko
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, RevolverRossalot! (Today's storm count: 171)
 novrdd: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time:  9:09 AM
 hypperstar2280: becky with the good ahir?
 accountmadeforants: That dragon just went "CURSE YOU BALE"
 RandomTrivia: Hey there Anubis! 
 GameSageZB: "Oi that's a beaut, she is!"
 Mysticman89: simply acquire a few hundred arrows and have at him
Wormsbane: known for not being able to get up towers
  r10pez10: god the sound design rules
h3rsh3yb4r: Do you get a FDS if you shoot his tail off?
 hypperstar2280: Cheese Gromit!
aWabbajack: what's wrong with cheddar?
 Symphoneers: It feels very Not The Point.
 pyrock_mania: Cheesing is only good if you pair it with a good WHIIIIIIIIINE
 Thisbymaster: the cheese is part of the game
 N2Osferatu: We can't leave without our friend, Superfly!
 gameboy350: Shallot knight?
 darkora: onion ring knight?
   Anubis169: 
SwankyFlea: fluked boi
 Astramentha: @pyrock_mania booooo 
 Kamotetop: Form a burger
 gameboy350: His helmet is the best
 malsareus: he's no Lionel that's for sure
 Leonhart321: So less an onion knihgt, more an eggplant squire
 Kamotetop: burgher
 RevolverRossalot: The Onion Knight is separated out into different layers
   Anubis169: I would love your cool armour, it'd help with our hot weather
gnabaer: the fluted armor that he wears is kinda onion armor light edition
h3rsh3yb4r: @gnabaer Leek or Scallion Knight
 RandomTrivia: Thanks for the assist, Dragon!
   Anubis169: Burn, baby, burn!
  r10pez10: what the ostrava doin
   Anubis169: YOU LUCKSACK!! 
 Didero: 
 BrowneePoints: hey, that’s the audio the cleric beast uses
 nessiah_aries: LRR proudly presents: the roast of Benjamin Wheeler.
 Didero: That dragon is super loud
 lightfut: Hot wheelers in your area
 thimbles_edge: when does the draft start
 Didero: Good thing that's a flame-resistant wooden cart
 eshplode: Hot singles in the dragon's area
KinkerbellRose: Dragon. Nuts. Etc.
 gameboy350: Agheel ohhh agheeeeeel
Abelzumi: Quiet, no. Bad...
 accountmadeforants: Dragon doesn't want to kill anyone so it beeps its horn as it drives by
 Solahwin_Tampramain: now I want to make a quiet dragon
   Anubis169: Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for to them your are crunchy, and taste good with ketchup
 ManWithTheMask13: The dragons that ponder their orb
 Sevinon: 
 Coloneljesus: dragons are yappers
gnabaer: deepest lore
 malsareus: I thought the monumentals were statues
Hylazu: Like rattlesnakes and their rattles
 Arazien: Dragons really are the oversized trucks of their era
 mercano82: I thought it was a union thing with the United Brotherhood of Dragons.
 Bruceski: People think it's cute, but a dragon only makes that noise when it's in distress
Abelzumi: dogdged
eh_yo_flake: Claymore
 zelukester: assuming this is the remaster?
   Anubis169: LOL
 ManWithTheMask13: Wheeler does not have that dog in him
 Sevinon: !clip
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
 PharaohBender27: 
 BorealMage: That's so many dogs
 TheWooglie: can you pet the dog?
gnabaer: we love a game with no poise where everything staggers
 Tarnius: Dogs remain the most dangerous enemy, I see.
   Anubis169: 
 StrideTheEarth: 
 Didero: Oh right, FromSoft games contractually need to include absolutely vicious dogs
 novrdd: Mauled by dogs
 ManWithTheMask13: You missed your meaty
 Bugberry: Dogs and Skeletons, the worse enemies in any Souls game.
eh_yo_flake: What the dog doin
 accountmadeforants: Honestly worth, get that claymore
marmalade_pen: quite the dog pile
 darkora: Y O U   D O G G E D
Hylazu: Doggies not nice.
 Leonhart321: Well, RIP our world tendancy
 Mark_D_Stroyer: Yeah the dogs will get ya.
   Anubis169: that's remarkably like IRL
Yrefe: time to cling ring it up
 ManWithTheMask13: should've blocked low
h3rsh3yb4r: Wheeler can you explain world tendency real quick?
SwankyFlea: ghost form looks so cool I love it
   Anubis169: 1 dog, maybe a chance... 4 dogs, you're bored
 Bugberry: If they ever have a skeleton dog, we're screwed.
   Anubis169: boned**
EllesandraMTGA: Wheeler forgetting to touchgrass
  r10pez10: do we need to rescue ostrava again
   Anubis169: 
 nessiah_aries: As long as it isn't strapped to a wheel...
 PhoenixMelior: Something something put on the sunglasses
   Anubis169: gotta keep the pun game strong
 Brozard: not a hoot nor a toot
 Mark_D_Stroyer: This game has so many ridiculously iconic sequences.
Yrefe: you still need to do bullshit to manipulate your world tendency in this one?
 Didero: Anubis has to be good at canine puns, since they're a half-man half-dog god
CaptainSask subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 26 months!
 CaptainSask: Shrieks from flying lizards tend to drag-on and on.
 Bugberry: @nessiah_aries like those handicapped dogs with the backleg carts.
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, CaptainSask! (Today's storm count: 172)
 accountmadeforants: Wave of dogs
 Krillin_fan: release the hounds!
 Fanklok: No hootin or shootin? What kind of cowboy are you
 vinewood_og: down boy!
 gameboy350: Heel?
Greys N. Owman: He’s been eating plenty
Greys N. Owman: Of grass that is
   Anubis169: heel! heel!
 vinewood_og: heel or heal?
 Didero: @vinewood_og yes
Hylazu: You killed the nice doggies. Meanie!
 BrowneePoints: Moon Moon ass Dog
 nessiah_aries: Niheal
 ManWithTheMask13: Immediately gets shot
 vinewood_og: A or B? Yes.
LordManiMani subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 51 months!
 LordManiMani: Hm. Thought I'd just done my 50 month sbubbiversary
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, LordManiMani! (Today's storm count: 173)
 ManWithTheMask13: MA WARES
   Anubis169: oh dude! Dregling Seller!
 jchinnock: those turtles are mean
 Mark_D_Stroyer: I always ran a main build of spear + shield, which I suppose is the down-back medium kick in this game
eh_yo_flake: Swarmed by enemies, backpedal further into the level. Just souls things.
  r10pez10: yelling "heel!" at dogs is kind of funny
h3rsh3yb4r: Was that Pippin from the lord of the rings
 mordorisbad: "my wares" *agrressively wiggles eyebrows*
   Anubis169: Clubmore
 vinopinguino: Whatchu call me?
 Bugberry: time to get bonkin
gnabaer: meat cleaver needs the club at +0 anyway
  r10pez10: is this patches
 Mysticman89: I was a humble club user for my whoel playthrough. Simple but effective
eh_yo_flake: A member of the club club.
 eshplode: I like how emotive these characters are. I'm not used to seeing souls characters faces move when they talk
   Anubis169: 
 Ravynn: A joke about a horse? Do tell
thegentlepus: What horse joke?
 Mark_D_Stroyer: the joke about the horse would probably leave you dead to dragon though
 Krillin_fan: i like how they all stood around to watch you heal
 nessiah_aries: Seems like they're super cross with you for clubbing.
 Krillin_fan: very sportsmanlike
 BorealMage: Those are some visceral club sounds
 BusTed: Shield goes flying
KidAmn: nice shield, unfortunately, Club R1
MaxVolume: I really hope this comes  to PC at some point
 vinopinguino: In da club
 accountmadeforants: Oh hell, I love how that shield just *flew*
   Anubis169: ev'ry day i'm clubbin' it
eh_yo_flake: The animations they did for the bludgeoning weapons and polearms are brutal.
 darkora: the blue knight group is here
 CaptainSask: Ben treating that blue knight like a baby seal .... what? what did I say?
 Mangledpixel: boop
 ManWithTheMask13: what a sweep
 Mark_D_Stroyer: @accountmadeforants Ladies and gentlemen HAVOK physics!
 ManWithTheMask13: the best to ever touch a stick
 Mangledpixel: how goes the Demons's's Souls's'ss's?
   Anubis169: 
 BusTed: el kabong
   Anubis169: overkill much
 DistrustingSpectator: painful
abslomdaak42: Damn
 pyrock_mania: BONK
 Krillin_fan: the ol' 1-2-3
 Mark_D_Stroyer: “And stay down!”
 gameboy350: The unarmed criticals are so good too
   Anubis169: felt that one
YakkShakk221B: good lord
 RevolverRossalot: Clubbed 2 death 😬
KidAmn: we out here bonking
eh_yo_flake: Wet thuds
 Melfina__: Ow, my back
 ButterBall000: Bonk's Revenge
 Brozard: absolute club bonker
 vinopinguino: That cronch is so satisfying
 darkora: the bonkening
 Mark_D_Stroyer: Oh yeah, and “Demon’s Souls is brought to you by Old Spice!”
Wormsbane: what if i hit them a lot
 Mangledpixel: stop, stop! he's already dead!
 themercenary1987: Good god i think yopu got em
 ButterBall000: absolutely bonkers
   Anubis169: trip... kill.... ok that's for posterity
 jchinnock: that Bonk Tuah
 Krillin_fan: it's the delay after the second, adds that comedic timing
 Beleqwaya: Backstab? More like BackBonk
MaxVolume: 
 vinopinguino: Nothing but club BANGERS
 Brozard: @jchinnock boooo
 nessiah_aries: Time to shankle some ankles.
 Carlioo: he's so cool
YakkShakk221B: Ha ha ha ha Ha
 ManWithTheMask13: is this boss single
 Krillin_fan: wait they have gundams?!?!  that's not fair
gnabaer: thats a towering knight if i ever saw one
 CaptainSask: You're gonna need a bigger club ...
  r10pez10: why are we banned from the fun zone
 novrdd: 
 Bugberry: I just realized, isn't this thing roughly the size of an Armored Core?
 darkora: large knight is Adam, big guy at the back is James
 LordManiMani: Yep
SwankyFlea: yeag I'm shooting you
YakkShakk221B: Damn I do have a crossbow
 ManWithTheMask13: I get a crossbow? sick
 eshplode: Sweet. I've always wanted a crossbow
 Didero: We're not nearly sharp enough to count as archers
 Mark_D_Stroyer: It’s the size of a ~tower~
thegentlepus: He Is killing US!!!
 novrdd: We are part of the cast 
SwankyFlea: free crossbow to every viewer
   Anubis169: streamer bonks live on cast
 RandomTrivia: Uhhhh
 Mysticman89: try plunging attack tm
SwankyFlea: free stab wound too
 malfnord: Ow! My spleen!
 zelukester: the biggest gripe I've seen has been with the redesigns
 nessiah_aries: This is just "The One Reborn, The Early Years"
 Beleqwaya: Were these archers strictly necessary for this fight?
eh_yo_flake: The superficial elements of the ramake are on another level. In motion this game is probably one of the best looking games ever made.
 Didero: I feel like a remaster shouldn't change the music, just remaster it
SwankyFlea: wow this really is like one reborn, huh
 HungryTanuki: The sound effects are so good in this remake
 BorealMage: Those magic sound effects are solid
  r10pez10: wasn't original DeS music just MIDI
M L: then what is youtube chat?
YakkShakk221B: I feel like the OG music just has such a unique quality to it that in a remaster it's tough
 Didero: The original is from 2009, seems a bit too new for MIDI
 ManWithTheMask13: I looked up and I just see my ceiling
   Anubis169: it wasn't midi, but it was synth generated voice
gainsofcastamere: quarrelsome boys?
YakkShakk221B: Big Man
 novrdd: Very very large
 ChunkySurprises: The new designs are what really bother me, they do this thing that Miyazaki specifically said not to do were they made some of the bosses and enemies look gross  and diseased when in the original they looked cleaner
 RevolverRossalot: Himbe Bigge
 CaptainSpam: He's just big, is all.
YakkShakk221B: where hit big man
Redpandarama: Big Shield Guardna
 munocard: Is it the grundle?
  r10pez10: instructions unclear, listening to nightcore remixes of demon souls boss themes
 ButterBall000: Right in the Achilles Heel
 Sibwow: going achilles mode
YakkShakk221B: he's leaking sauce
 nessiah_aries: Does the Penetrator have a different Theme in the Remake?
 BorealMage: @Didero I hate to break this to you, but MIDI's been around since the 80's
 RevolverRossalot: Sir, your ankle is venting?
 SajuukSjet: someone watched Jason and the Argonauts 
gnabaer: that knight is filled with gatorade
   Anubis169: Wheeler, the man that missed the tower knight 
eh_yo_flake: I hate when I leak blue ectoplasm everywhere.
YakkShakk221B: Fall over large man
 munocard: He's leaking baja b last
 powerflapjack: no, that's voltage
 Mysticman89: OG tower knight music is just miyasaki laughing for 5 minutes
 harke_: who knew the achilles was so juicy
 gameboy350: It's like Talos from greek myth
 Didero: @BorealMage Yeah, I meant that a game from 2009 probably wouldn't use something as old as MIDI
 Gascitygaming: good to see camera hasn't changed over the years
 mercano82: He's not gonna pass inspection with a leak like that, the shop is going to make you get it fixed before they'll give you a sticker.
 rasterscan: Not as rusty as that Tower Knight.
  r10pez10: shadow of the colossus ass boss
YakkShakk221B: Rusty Greedy is what they call em
   Anubis169: knight could use some WD-40
 RevolverRossalot: Looks like the same flames that come out of Tajic, Legion's Edge's DLC sword skin
YakkShakk221B: he is the creakiest man alive
 novrdd: Bonk that ankle
thatjuantoo: @Gascitygaming It's not a good thing at all 
 CaptainSask: His ankles are leaking
 Carlioo: you'd think a club would make more sense anyway, since you're knocking bits off of him
 nessiah_aries: Tower Knight wouldn't know anything about the club...doesn't even fit through the door.
 itsr67: 
 powerflapjack: BONK
 T_Molitor: Knightfall
 nessiah_aries: BONK
 razorswift: WHACK WHACK
 HungryTanuki: B O N K
 ManWithTheMask13: 
 ManWithTheMask13: GET EM
 RevolverRossalot: CLANG
YakkShakk221B: GET HIT
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 vinopinguino: Lmao
 eshplode: Bonk bonk bonk
 MacSquizzy: the wiggle when you whack him lmao
 Carlioo: concussions are hilarious!
 novrdd: Bonk that helmet
 goldengraham13: So that's how concussions happen
 Didero: That does seem like a fun boss design
 vinopinguino: All club run plz
excalgold: that cackle of -glee- while wailing on the bosses head was delightful thank you
 Easilycrazyhat: Wait, this is just hollow knight
JinaMahavira: unluckyyyyyyyyy
 nessiah_aries: Hit 'im in the crotch!
 RevolverRossalot: Ring that bell!
 darkora: "Tower Knonkt's having a stronk, call a bonkulance"
h3rsh3yb4r: elden ring jump button would have been huge
 ManWithTheMask13: oh word?
  r10pez10: the head animation makes it
 Mark_D_Stroyer: Yeah you don’t get infinite combo off corner carry here
 Bugberry: more bosses should have groin weak points.
   Anubis169: Also, not sure if it's just the armour or if there's anything inside of it
 Fanklok: You can't just wangle on his dangle
 Sevinon: @h3rsh3yb4r Funilly enough, this happened to me with the Furnace Golems once in the DLC
   Anubis169: it might not have a groin behind that plate armour
 vinopinguino: So good
 CaptainSask: Go to sleep go to sleep go to sleep
 novrdd: And.. They perished
 PharaohBender27: 
   Anubis169: it died as it lived
CataclysmicReverb: Moral of the Tower Knight's story: Don't let your ankles vape
   Anubis169: squeaking in need of de-rust
 powerflapjack: @Anubis169 clanking?
 Sevinon: Chat tapped out of that
 djmikeysaxx: never played a soulslike, can you get a big shield like that boss in game?
 Cunobelenos: Be good or be bad. Things happen.
fox_bar: Nobody can explain world tendency
 munocard: Has Wheeler died at all yet?
BrindleBoar: game has weird complicated mechanics, don't worry about it
 PharaohBender27: @munocard Once. He got chewed on by a pack of dogs
   Anubis169: Sir Bonksworth
 EternalRoxas: I've played the game multiple times and couldn't explain world tendency
 ManWithTheMask13: nah I'm the best, game can suck it
h3rsh3yb4r: how many bananas for a death counter and a heartrate monitor 
 ManWithTheMask13: I'm the goart
  RayFK: A plub for short
 razorswift: going clubbing
 hamraffle: @djmikeysaxx Yes you can.  My main play style is aggressively poking with a spear behind a huge shield
 ManWithTheMask13: Sajam fan right there
 vinopinguino: It's tenderizing time!!
 razorswift: icky sticky
eh_yo_flake: Stuff
BrindleBoar: Ectoplasm.
 Sibwow: is this the cum dungeon?
Yrefe: sticky white stuff
 Carlioo: sticky white silme you say
eh_yo_flake: Sticky white stuff
 ManWithTheMask13: Boo Goo
 keroan0: 
   Anubis169: Sticky White Stuff
 ChunkySurprises: yeah, sticky white REDACTED
 vinopinguino: Don't make the joke don't make the joke dont
  RayFK: Cum
 RandomTrivia: Welp
 nessiah_aries: At some point FS needs to implement a Knight Boss that's basically a Matryoshka Doll: when you kill it, it's armor is discarded, revealing a smaller knight inside.
gnabaer: crushing battle axe !!
eh_yo_flake: Japanese translations in games never fail to make me laugh.
CrossXhunteR: isn’t this the area you can reset the world tendency?
fox_bar: "It's made from monkey cum, you know"
 ManWithTheMask13: James Turner's a PYROMANCER?
  r10pez10: oh they changed the name lol
 LordManiMani: Watch out for his pickaxe
 public_key_reveal_party: What lore is that?
 Didero: James likes golfing, so he should be used to clubs
 LordManiMani: 
   Anubis169: too many cucumbers
YakkShakk221B: oh my god he's fatrolling!
 ManWithTheMask13: you slumbered, a cucumber
eh_yo_flake: There is a rather infamous example in Resident Evil 4. Ashley's first line of the game is her screaming 'Don't come!' when she means stay away lol.
 goldengraham13: He's not singing songs from 90s-00s kids shows or playing Minecraft, how is that James?
 RandomTrivia: Slowrolling seems like a bad thing against someone who is hurling literal fire explosions
 accountmadeforants: This is what giving pyromancy cool VFX does to people
gnabaer: ministers
 powerflapjack: Fat Officials
 Fanklok: Adam got really mad at us for calling it fat rolling
thegentlepus: @manwiththemask13  nice quote
  r10pez10: didn't know james could shoot fireballs
 RevolverRossalot: The Fat Officials ensure the trains on Sodor run to time.
 ManWithTheMask13: @thegentlepus  
  RayFK: @Fanklok Folks can have different feelings on the matter.
 Didero: 'slowrolling' also seems more descriptive
  Sarah_Serinde: Adam didn't get really mad, he just asked people not to
 electric_claire: Demon Souls combat is a lot more like Bloodborne than Dark Souls, it's about spacing instead of timing
 Sibwow: wow theyre just letting anyone self diagnose as fat now huh
   Anubis169: eh_yo_flake: From the japanese dialogue "kuruna!!" a very direct form, and it transliterates as don't come, but the directness and meaning is "get away!! stay back!!"
   Anubis169: 
 LordManiMani: Are those like the Fat Controller 
gnabaer: my beloved
thegentlepus: @manwiththemask13  I Wish I Remember how to response
   Anubis169: Resi Evil is known for its weird translations
 LadyLockwood92: In fairness to Adam, it's very much not a thing everyone is okay with.
gnabaer: you need pierce dmg
abslomdaak42: He didn't got mad iirc, he just said "hey, let's not say that, chat"
 malsareus: crushing battleaxe? aren;t you supposed to cut with an axe?
 CaptainSpam: Ah, the Peter Cushing Battle Axe.  Oh, wait, no, that's *Crushing* Battle Axe, my mistake.
  r10pez10: i looked up the giant land archstone thing
 ManWithTheMask13: @thegentlepus That's so fucking real of you, I felt that
 goombalax: are people trying to gatekeep being fat?
 BrowneePoints: as a really fat guy and plus sized mode, fat is not a 4 letter word, normalize decoupling it from stigma
 BrowneePoints: model*
 saucemaster5000: I self diagnose as phat
 goombalax: "Oh you're fat? name me 3 flavors of oreo"
 StrideTheEarth: Buddy you dummy thicc
   Anubis169: it's a bit
 Sibwow: this is riffing
 Didero: I am both thin and thick
 TheWooglie: Wheeler is doing a bit
 vinopinguino: Don't even talk to me if you're 250 and under
 QuixoticScrivener: @goombalax 5 flavors of Lays
 Austere_Squire: wheeler doing an goof? the nerve of him
   Anubis169: oh that's juicy
 Mr_Bitterness: Jesz, that back attack was brutal
 mordorisbad: And he got up afterwards?
YakkShakk221B: Your shield is so big
 malsareus: I like dogs
  r10pez10: wait they made the platforms actually fit the chains
 PharaohBender27:   
 ManWithTheMask13: you got that dog in ya?
 Snowcookies: light the dog beacon!
 Symphoneers: Jokes? In this economy? 
 Laurence72: Who let the dogs out?!
 StrideTheEarth: Squish
gainsofcastamere: Nono, I said, Phat, like a Pixar Mom.
   Anubis169: these miners are absolute tanks
 Mr_Bitterness: Yeah, its the multiple pulls to get it unstuck that does it
YakkShakk221B: That one has a sack in their hand
YakkShakk221B: look out
 thimbles_edge: at least they seem kinda slow?
 nessiah_aries: imagine if there was an actual scripted situation where your weapon gets irretrievably lodged in an enemies skull and you had to kill them to get it back
 accountmadeforants: I'm glad I don't drop cool materials
Firewhiskers: Hey these guys are unionized, you're strike breaking
YakkShakk221B: sack attack
 Mahtamori: These guys are really vulnerable to piercing if memory serves.
  r10pez10: they walk so slowly
 RevolverRossalot: Bark off!
trebuchetboy: Anyone going to be watching Evo?
 Sevinon: You are also weak to biting though
 ButterBall000: Makes sense, I too am weak to being cleaved
h3rsh3yb4r: did you just actually murder literal wage laborors?
 BrokenGolem: so no petting?
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jovens_v: dogs are always anoying in souls games
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 goldengraham13: I'm also weak to cleavage.  Especially granite cleavage
 VrolikSyndrome: "In FromSoft in FromSoft"
 MacSquizzy: Weird, I have the same weakness as those dogs (getting smashed in the face with a piece of wood)
 Mr_Bitterness: @trebuchetboy Splitting time between the PPR, EVO and TennoCon
EvilBadman: The least annoying dogs are probably the Sekiro ones
 Snowcookies: can't believe wheeler would kill a dog...
excalgold: Prisoners with Jobs?
h3rsh3yb4r: oh that makes it ok
YakkShakk221B: heugheheheh
 ManWithTheMask13: Did you bust those labor unions?
 pyrock_mania: Under capitalism, aren't we all slaves?
gainsofcastamere: @accountmadeforants To the right organ harvester, I’m sure you do!
 DandyGeek: I mean, we’re never a *hero* in these games
 Sevinon: @EvilBadman Most annoying BB?
 ManWithTheMask13: Nah finish the joke
 DandyGeek: we’re just another Patches
 Austere_Squire: Soulsborne games are the only times i have ever hated dogs
 ManWithTheMask13: YEAHHH
gnabaer: the "problem" with dogs in this game in particular is, that you get staggered with every hit no matter the armor
 ManWithTheMask13:   
 StrideTheEarth: Oh, my favorite thing in a souls game. Clipping an edge with your weapon and watching the recoil as you get bodied by a throwaway mob
 Sevinon: Though honestly, the Demon's Souls dogs seem particularly nasty
Firewhiskers: In the PS5 version of Demon's Souls is there a weight limit to what you can carry like in the PS3 version?
 gameboy350: Visions of wolf, therefore Try despair
 StrideTheEarth: Gotta Crockpot it.
h3rsh3yb4r: elden ring has the strongest dog. it can theoretically oneshot anything in the game and hit in every frame
YakkShakk221B: the pickaxe went flying like a cartoon
 vinopinguino: You gotta sous vide it
YakkShakk221B: *zooped* up into the air
 Sevinon: @h3rsh3yb4r Did they never bugfix that?
h3rsh3yb4r: @Sevinon no idea
Firewhiskers: Thanks. This area used to be infamous in you picking up so many titanite chunks that you couldn't pick anything else up.
 nessiah_aries: @h3rsh3yb4r Still got nothing on the Warhawks though.
 accountmadeforants: Well it is a mine, what are you doing showing up first day on the job with a sword? See anyone else using a sword?
   Anubis169: Which of the 14 upcoming Star Wars c̶o̶p̶y̶r̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ ̶r̶e̶t̶e̶n̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ Storylines do you think will suck the least? 
 Bugberry: is the pickaxe a good weapon?
 PharaohBender27: 2531
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 Laurence72: Something something touch grass meme?
YakkShakk221B: what's in the bag
JaymicUnyielding: Oh heck, it's a Wheeler
 Krillin_fan: always attack people with bags, got it
 StrideTheEarth: Do you like the healing system of games like Demon's Souls/Bloodborne over those like Elden Ring?
 Bugberry: @Anubis169 I liked Acolyte and am looking forward to see what Skeleton Crew is about.
 PharaohBender27: 
 Sevinon: Like, one of my least favorite things in BLoodbourne (a game I mostly adore) is the occasional vial farming you have to do if you hit a particularly rough section
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itsaysTRUENO: Didnt the lead designer grow up poor? which is reflected in the design choices around the resources
 Sevinon: Though that went away midgame
 BrowneePoints: @anubis169 idk. maybe ep 10 will be good?
 Sevinon: Once I "got gud"
 vinopinguino: Ayooo
 nessiah_aries: One thing I always found interesting about this game in particular is the fact that not every member of certain enemy species is neccesarily aggressive...until you start bothering them.
 StrideTheEarth: @Sevinon I wasn't used to the finite healing resource and wasn't a huge fan of the farming but the main thing that bounced me off of Bloodborne is simply how much HP everything had and how little damage you did compared to it.
 Sevinon: Don't get me wrong, I like getting my face smashed in. I just don't love then having to do 5 minutes of toil to reset
Firewhiskers: He axed him good
BrindleBoar: flexing with the backstab swig 
 nessiah_aries: The prisoners in Latria are another example of this.
 PharaohBender27: Is it me, or did that last sub not add to the counter?
 0011110000110011: you can take that guy's gloves but not his hat?
 malsareus: so chat, who has been enjoying Cloudstrike day?
 goombalax: have we hit cap?
 asthanius: not yet
 IronwoodWizard: @malsareus Its been a pain in the read end!
 Xed_Regulus: Nope, no worries
 asthanius: no cap
 PharaohBender27: @malsareus I've been lucky to not be affected, but I've read about it
 public_key_reveal_party: Ehh
 PhoenixMelior: Nah not yet
Firewhiskers: I like the story he tells about why there's anonymous coop in this game, about the cars having to push each other uphill in the snow
YakkShakk221B: 
 Sevinon: @StrideTheEarth That didn't bother me. But also, first soulsbourne so I didn't necesarilly have anything contextualizing it in a way that bothered me
JaymicUnyielding: Side note: what's your stance on mixing aven with regular birds in a typal commander deck? It feels wrong to me.
EvilBadman: No y'all are doing a big ass read at the end
  Sarah_Serinde: If it's like last year there will be sub thanks at the end
 Austere_Squire: i mean, you're trying not to get got, to be fair
 Didero: !subathon
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CrossXhunteR: how’re you doing, how have you been?
 PharaohBender27: No, I meant that it looked like the counter wasn't affected by the last one. Let me do a science.
 Fanklok: You don't have to
 accountmadeforants: @malsareus Miraculously dodged it. The Azure outage was A Time, though. (But then, I'm on vacation, so it was mainly logging in to check the logs after everything went back up.)
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 Bugberry: @JaymicUnyielding would the same apply to Cat decks having leonin and regular cats?
 Sevinon: Science was successful!
YakkShakk221B: Gay Topen
 PharaohBender27: OK, that worked.
 Makrosian_Tay: "Hardstone" eh? Very detailed naming scheme they have there 
YakkShakk221B: simple as
 goombalax: oh shiiii thank you @PharaohBender27
 Makrosian_Tay: Oh no
 Fanklok: Why are all of these cuts scenes controlled by levera
 Bugberry: @Makrosian_Tay wait till you hear about Raw Stone.
Firewhiskers: There's a ring you can wear that will increase how much you can carry
JaymicUnyielding: @bugberry i think so, though to a lesser extent. Maybe because I'm only now noticing it
 Sevinon: I definitely enjoy that the storage box is basically irrel in later games
 Gascitygaming: it did
 Solahwin_Tampramain: I wasn't paying close enough attention to notice
h3rsh3yb4r: mini lapse... like memory lapse only smaller
 QuixoticScrivener: You have had several concussions, no?
 PharaohBender27: I see an opportunity for a nice total. One sec.
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YakkShakk221B: valued member of the team BeejandorGrahamandorCameron
 PharaohBender27: Wait
 ManWithTheMask13: you should make the sound I think
 PharaohBender27: OK, mods, see what I mean? Tophical subbed, but the counter stayed at 4245
 RevolverRossalot: Red/black lizards everywhere? What is this, Bloomburrow?!
YakkShakk221B: This is a vicious room design
 Sevinon: Huh, can we get a Paul in here?
Firewhiskers: It turns out fire beats grass type
 nessiah_aries: Charmander, no!
   Anubis169: Wheeler, from another stream, the VAs that did that death scream (and the other incidental grunts) came in one day and had a chat. So they're on this site 
YakkShakk221B: The Bois
   Anubis169: they all had so much fun 
 DeM0nFiRe: Hot Sword Summer
 ANeMzero: the spicy sword
BrindleBoar: errybody needs a hot sword
 malsareus: a nice matching pair of hot sword and cold sword
 StrideTheEarth: Who gave these boys swords
 nessiah_aries: *angry Gollum noises*
 Earthenone: how swords in your area
 Frankenstain: H-O-T-S-W-O-RD
 CoinOperatedLuusi: Bludgeon or magic dog for those guys
 CoinOperatedLuusi: Dmg
YakkShakk221B: Magic Dog? Where
 gameboy350: Much like the other souls games, any enemy holding a torch or burning weapon is 10x more annoying than they seem
 mordorisbad: I kind of like the backstab change in later games where health-change is tied to animation. Just watching the health disappear before you even hit them removes some of the fun
 ManWithTheMask13: Local Battleaxe Murderer Wheeler
 malsareus: all dogs are magic in their hearts
YakkShakk221B: that's true
YakkShakk221B: Good lord all that hardstone
Firewhiskers: Best to unload the goodies at this point yeah
YakkShakk221B: Is this the level with the big spider
 HungryTanuki: Call us the Rock becaus eoh boy, that's a lot of stones !
 ManWithTheMask13: Do they have shades
 nessiah_aries: Not a fan of the lower tunnels in this place...they're way too claustrophobic and labyrinthian.
h3rsh3yb4r: can you show us rickert
Firewhiskers: @ManWithTheMask13 They have scales
Firewhiskers: Well they did on the PS3 vesion
YakkShakk221B: Bah
 YareNiDaze: FROM THE WINDOOWWWW
 nessiah_aries: At least he didn't ask you to show him your wood.
 goombalax: TILLL THE SWEEEATT
 vinopinguino: Skeet
 vinopinguino: Lol
 ClodiumSoride: I couldn't remember where I'd seen this game before. Turns out it was Adam's run in PIF. Alex also played through it a few years ago. It's a popular game among LRR folks it seems.
YakkShakk221B: Skeet x5
 big_blue_man: only one ball?
 jessieimproved: I understood that reference
Firewhiskers: Chat, you can murder this man and then lose the ability to store stuff
 whiscash_enthusiast: I sang the lil jon song in front of my mom without knowing what came after "TO THE WINDOOOW" and my sister was mortified because she knew the lyrics
BlaccLamb: i heard there's a certain benjamin wheeler live on the LRR subathon
Firewhiskers: Don't let them take it from you
 mordorisbad: Maiden just sitting there moving her feet around, having fun
 malsareus: do you have the carry capacity for a gold heart Wheeler?
 nessiah_aries: Relationship with Thomas +2
 HungryTanuki: That line is great
 kdefinition: The OG voice line is the greatest sound in the series
 thraximore: Meowdy 
 Sevinon: @mordorisbad love the idle animation
 ManWithTheMask13: Me when I'm asked about how much alcohol I want in my drink:
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RuiFaleiro: hell yeah praise kink
 ManWithTheMask13: More strength please
 thraximore: Based
YakkShakk221B: FEETsoft
Firewhiskers: Morgott's feet especially
 Bugberry: With a feet guy you know where they stand.
 thraximore: Strange, you say you don't like feet yet you gave us free feet this week. Curious.
 ManWithTheMask13: Oh that interview is hilarious
 vinopinguino: Real recognize real
 HungryTanuki: 
 asthanius: "I didn't have the heart to tell him"
 0011110000110011: 
 ManWithTheMask13: So based
CrossXhunteR: as a treat
YakkShakk221B: 
 alexanderthefine: Was the designer yoko taro
 YareNiDaze: It's like Yoko Taro being extremely open about his being into maid outfits.
Halinn: You can have the boobs so long as I get to have my feet.
 asthanius: Perverts supporting perverts
 BlueChloroplast:   
itsaysTRUENO: haha he didnt want to yuck the yum
 Croc64: It's maybe the best interview he's ever given
 PhoenixMelior: A little rack, as a treat
 saucemaster5000: "I made Gwynivere for the articles"
BrindleBoar: "If I can have mine, you can have yours"
 asthanius: bazongas
YakkShakk221B: Giant bobs
 HungryTanuki: "You can have a little chest, as a treat"
 gameboy350: Perv to perv communication
 ManWithTheMask13: huge ones
 Greyah: Amazing chest ahead
 darkora: great big ...tracts of land
Firewhiskers: The Devil's Dumplings
 awildshen: True recognizes True
 Krillin_fan: the bittys can be as tiggle as you want, but gimme dem feets
 pyrock_mania: "Tracts of Land"
  TXC2: to be fair she IS a fertility godess
 YareNiDaze: If they can do it in FF14, they can do it in Souls I guess.
 nessiah_aries: The Mother of Fingers and the finger creepers in ER are just a way for Miyazaki to defuse the allegations.
 nessiah_aries: "See, I like hands too!"
Firewhiskers: Aaaaaa the Adjudicator is so good
 alexanderthefine: Now THATS fertility
CrossXhunteR: is  this boss the flaming dude?
Wormsbane: demon souls into sweep the leg, hit the head
 Sevinon: For partial ref: https://x.com/VaatiVidya/status/425830402570211328
 ManWithTheMask13: There's some joke about the Venus statue here but I'm too lazy to make it
 Badchop: Dang
itsaysTRUENO: the digit enjoyer generalist
 Dumori: I can't wait till PS5s are dirt cheap or Deamon Souls and Bloodborn make it to PC
 Frankenstain: A Wheeler stream always delivers top notch jiggle physics
gnabaer: reminds me when Yoko Taro from Nier fame stated he designed the androids the way he did because he wanted them to look beautiful and that was all the reason he needed
   Anubis169: Hyper Bonk!
 YareNiDaze: Goodbye!
EhDecentCanadian:   howdy gamers
 Krillin_fan: wheeler can now talk softly, for he has a big stick
 ghizmou: 
 YareNiDaze: I shall name that one James.
 mordorisbad: Real brutal 
 Thisbymaster: fat roll fat roll
 Badchop: fat roll best roll
 ManWithTheMask13: @Krillin_fan Underrated joke right there
 mordorisbad: Didnt know mobs dont seem to take falling damage in Demon souls tho
Firewhiskers: There should be a Greater Club and a Greatest Club
  TXC2: it's heavy roll chat, not fat
 Austere_Squire: i don't know why it was so funny, but watching you just club a man to death was real good
 Krillin_fan: @ManWithTheMask13 
   Anubis169: does it give you more i-frames?
 YareNiDaze: Yeah, we're calling it slow-roll or heavy-roll here chat. Adam said so.
EhDecentCanadian: Gears of war esk
 Badchop: Ouchies.
 Thisbymaster: I choose life
 ManWithTheMask13: one hand on your club, the other one on
 mordorisbad: Thats a lot of boys
 Austere_Squire: the clubs're VISCERAL
 HungryTanuki: The mo cap for those are so good
h3rsh3yb4r: im 280 pounds, every roll i do is a fat roll
 pyrock_mania: "Let's go another way"
 ManWithTheMask13: idk your stroganoff
Halinn: Greatclub? I think it's merely a good club!
 Badchop: mood
   Anubis169: 
 asthanius: Height also makes a huge difference
 PhoenixMelior: So wheeler is Zangief?
 Sibwow: agile fat guy is a great archetype, sucks about jack black
EhDecentCanadian: The sleeper dex build lol
   Anubis169: if you figure out how to control your centre of balance, you can be super quick
 gameboy350: Quality build
itsaysTRUENO: like Kevin Owens doing a flip
 Frankenstain: Bam Bam Bigelow was a super quick big guy
 goombalax: even Cori?
 Didero: Next LoadingReadyLive bit? 
Halinn: Even Banana Cori? Obvious you could beat regular Cori
 Paranundrox: LRL Gauntlet Thrown
 e_bloc: everyone in the world?
 Dumori: LRL segment
 ButterBall000: Let's see it next Lrr-Olympics
 asthanius: I was about to say I feel like James could beat you, but then ehhhh
 RandomTrivia: You've seen Ian sprinting with toast in his mouth, right?
   Anubis169: btw, ever used the great club when magic infused?
 Yolysses: even Serge?
  TXC2: even Juniper? 
EvilBadman: I think Serge may get you there, if I had to pick one
 spicemelonge: Well next loading ready live
 Strebenherz: I'll put money on it, why not
 Laurence72: Ian has some speed. His clip with him toast-in-mouth running was amazing
 thimbles_edge: clip it?
 NiceMrCaput: what about i a duel to the death?
 Austere_Squire: WoodLRR 100?
 nessiah_aries: Banana Suit gives a passive speed buff of +50.
MrDiscountNinja: Well, there's the next LRLive idea
 Simonark: You’ve made it the final event of next years subathon just by saying it aloud.
  TXC2: Fashion souls is the heart of the game
EhDecentCanadian: +10 immersion
Firewhiskers: Can you still get invaded by the Fashion Police in this game?
 plaidanddrpepper: they just need to summon Matt Wiggins
 PhoenixMelior: I'm not a Souls fan, but i AM a big fan of the fashion.
 LadyLockwood92: Ah Fromsoft. 'There are dogs here. We should leave immediately.'
 Austere_Squire: extremely fashionsouls'd my way through elden ring
 asthanius: Wanna race right now?
 ManWithTheMask13: I thought I just heard one of those lizards yell HADOUKEN
YakkShakk221B: Hi James
 Simonark: Ashiok James!
 TheElrad: Hey James, how fast can you run - the most innocent question
 Laurence72: Oh, Matt Wiggins, although I suppose he's more of a distance runner
EvilBadman: Uh, it's called LoadingReadyRun, they're all runners
 PhoenixMelior: Can we make this happen James?
 ManWithTheMask13: Hiya James
 Sibwow: annual footrace to determine company hierarchy
 Bugberry: more weight equals more momentum.
 Going_Medium: Can we get wiggins in?
 AriaDreamGirl: "We run. That's what we do."
 CaptainSask: Very dangerous over short distances.
 Simonark: This isnt Loading Ready Stroll
Firewhiskers: @Going_Medium I think he has a day job
EhDecentCanadian: Friday night running fight 
 TheElrad: 9.58 seconds by Usain bolt
Halinn: Loading Ready Walk
 Bugberry: Loading Ready Roll
  TXC2: LRR has done LRRympics
 asthanius: ball is life
ding0_dorko: LRR shotput
   Anubis169: Going_Medium: Wiggins isn't
 Carlioo: wheeLRR olympics
 couchboyj: LRRlympics
 PharaohBender27: @nessiah_aries But they already have a LRRlympics every three years 
EhDecentCanadian: LRR vs Game Knights decathlon
EmmaPartlow: This reminds me to watch Graham's excellent Olympics logo video again
 asthanius: Wheeler, Adam, Serge, and three Pauls
 thimbles_edge: well you start with coffee pong
 BlueChloroplast: That would be cool
 thimbles_edge: and then basketball
 thimbles_edge: and then the 100m
 NiceMrCaput: I would watch that
 vinopinguino: Next subathaon!!
 malsareus: Benjamin Wheeler basketball pro
h3rsh3yb4r: LRR has the proper average height to play basketball
 Carlioo: you can finally be a professional baller!
 Mind2Waste: going pro
 ManWithTheMask13: WHEELER BALLIN?
 vinopinguino: LRR olympics
 ANeMzero: there ain't nothing in the rules that says Wheeler can't get paid to play basketball
 CaptainSask: that basically makes you the same as a NBA pro right?
 asthanius: like chess boxing but marathon basketball
 mercano82: You can then claim to be a professional basketballman
 fredcheckers: Don't say Olympics out loud. They are litigious and awake right now.
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: if you get paid to play basketball does that make you a professional basketball player
 Coloneljesus: fuck it, we ball
 Simonark: Professional Basketball Player sounds great at family events, huh?
 AriaDreamGirl: love how the backstab has the metal pipe fallling sound effect
 Dumori: 100m dash for team captins and first draft pick
 asthanius: You did
 gameboy350: @EhDecentCanadian This but with the Game Knights commentary segments
 vinopinguino: Hahaay
 TheElrad: how about magic basketball? like chess boxing?
 Mishapp53: i'd watch that live pre-record
 BrowneePoints: Ben Serge Ian Wheeler Adam Cori. swap Ben for James if you want all talls
 ManWithTheMask13: Gonna be like Cell balling
itsaysTRUENO: terminal rizz
 vinopinguino: No such thing when ball is life tho
 Laurence72: Didn't they did a 100 meter race where they had to drink milk while doing it?
 nessiah_aries: Hard balding?
CrossXhunteR: did they try to fine you?
abslomdaak42: I believe that
h3rsh3yb4r: and motherfuckers wanna find you? that shit cray
Halinn: Too much of a baller, wack
  TXC2: it's the Litvanov workout, only we replace the squats with a game of basketball, THEN do a 400m sprint 
 BusTed: I'm afraid you've been diagnosed with 'being too big a baller'
 HubbeKing: is that like when my doctor told me to cut down on the D?
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: this game has a water temple!?
 ManWithTheMask13: Your doctor told you that you have a glock in your rarri?
 malsareus: did your doctor tell you to moderate your balling?
 AriaDreamGirl: Ball too hard, smoke too strong, bitch too bad, they'll kill you
 PharaohBender27: "You need to slow your hooping game, Mr. Wheeler. It's destroying you."
 arkham1981: Do it on a weekend when Marshall comes up. That would be a wild prerecord.
   Anubis169: Everything in moderation, including moderation
 YareNiDaze: Ball is a sometimes food.
 GhostValv: doctor: damn dude you ballin' too strong. ease up on that ya feel?
 groovemancery: "Sir, you're ballin too hard, and that's not a problem, keep it up." - Wheeler's Doctor, probably
 asthanius: Ball is life, but life isn't ball, y'know?
 vinopinguino: I think Confuscius said that
 Solahwin_Tampramain: while ball is life, but it can also kill you
 whiscash_enthusiast: don't forget fuck it, we ball
 asthanius: your ass too phat
 Thisbymaster: Riss to large
EhDecentCanadian: But what if you're baller? Shot caller even?
   Anubis169: Remember chat, if you truly believe in yourself
EvilBadman: oh no they'll kill you
 Strebenherz: How are you doing my fellow kids?
 AriaDreamGirl: build too quality
BrindleBoar: and in the end it didn't even matter
 Laurence72: Nobody lives ball is life more than my sister's black lab.
 RyeDudemis: eyebrows way too on fleek
 PhoenixMelior: That waist is definitely too slutty
 asthanius: the doc forgot you're him
 DeM0nFiRe: too fast, too furious
 Solahwin_Tampramain: fit too sharp
   Anubis169: Eat your schoo, Stay in milk, Drink your teeth, Don't do sleep and get 8 hours of drugs.
 OmegaPlatinum: the man tryna keep you down
   Anubis169: school*
cronatos: 
 Carlioo: I'd like to think this is the same big guy over and over again
 asthanius: oh wait is this the boss coming up
 BusTed: Can't stagger James
 Krillin_fan: damn wheeler did you go to a doctor or a hater?
 malsareus: well he is a big boy to stagger
 YareNiDaze: @Anubis169 And stay 5 feet away from your face.
 asthanius: oh boy
Halinn: I bet that guy could have beat you in a race if he wanted to
 asthanius: aw not yet
amagikarpp: i wanna see slutty ben
 FrostyKaze: your rizz to skibidi? 
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: @Anubis169 this all sounds like a horror movie plot oof
 OmegaPlatinum: ooo I got a giftssub
 Didero: hey you took that dude's pants
 AriaDreamGirl: Used to be you could stagger officials all day. Can't anymore, because of woke.
EhDecentCanadian: Keep the haters on payroll
RegornLoL: Hello Mr wheeler!  Wish u a good run!
 Strebenherz: ydkm he's right here
 Austere_Squire: what were you doing in 2009?
 YareNiDaze: @AriaDreamGirl "Up yours woke moralists, we'll see who staggers who!"
 fredcheckers: Well now you have me curious about slutty Benny Wheelz.
   Anubis169: to quote Adam, is that hitbox even regulation size!?
 BusTed: Just like Lincoln.
 asthanius: you live rent free in their head if you pay them
 ManWithTheMask13: where's my paycheck then huh
 Simonark: Your doctor can hate you. Any good dentist almost certainly will.
 NonUniqueGuy: Where do I sign up to be a hater?
Halinn: That's how you show that you ain't afraid of the haters
 Mishapp53: paying them to hate you cuz they aint you
   Anubis169: !hater
 AriaDreamGirl: @YareNiDaze I always knew he was an actual demon
 ManWithTheMask13: slash benjaminwheeler
BrindleBoar: need the help of a professional
h3rsh3yb4r: dune reference?
 PhoenixMelior: All the haters need to sub to LRR
 vinopinguino: I've heard of keeping a roster, but a roster of haters?!
   Anubis169: but you did get the hate shield
itsaysTRUENO: takes away their enjoyment from hating after work
 YareNiDaze: @AriaDreamGirl I mean, yeah...
EvilBadman: Currently at 4246 haters this week
 gameboy350: I think souls games are a healthier outlet for than payrolling a hate-team
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 PharaohBender27: I just hired a few more haters
 PhoenixMelior: There we go, three more haters
 EhDecentCanadian: Thanks for the gifty! 
 StrideTheEarth: I wonder what the boss could be
   Anubis169: Arachnaphobia warning chat
 PhoenixMelior: Content warning: spiders
  TXC2: CW Spiders
 YareNiDaze: And to the second monitor you go!
 vinopinguino: Trigger warning
   Anubis169: pause the stream and we'll let you know when it's over
 Dumori: I LOVE Spiders you gonna make me cry?
   Anubis169: LOL
 Simonark: This is why you were killed by a dragon, and why your space shuttle exploded. Heat shielding matters.
 LordManiMani: Depends. Is there a hot person attached to the spider
 vinopinguino: Hahahah
 RandomTrivia: 
Eklinaar: 
 Makrosian_Tay: HAHAHAHA
 0011110000110011: 
 Strebenherz: PFFFFFT
 BusTed: 
 ghizmou: Lmao
 Austere_Squire: Ben, no
 fredcheckers: Big spiper!
  TXC2: Hi ben, bye Ben
 Austere_Squire: He just said
Halinn: RIP
   Anubis169: Sorry ben!!
 PhoenixMelior: Ben thats why we have content warnings!
 RandomTrivia: Rip in pieces 
IslandersCaper: rip ben
  Sarah_Serinde: I'll miss Ben
 Jillexie: Bye Ben
 Mishapp53: he didnt need that heart anyways
 MrSarkhan: o7
 Risuchia: LOL BEN
 Strebenherz: Clip that please someone
 Sevinon: @PharaohBender27 Weirdly, the counter then went up one more with no obvious sub in chat.
 Carlioo: this is a cool boss idea btw
 fredcheckers: That spidro is gigantnte?
CrossXhunteR: you’re hitting it in its dangle
 StrideTheEarth: Horrifying, but gorgeous.
 Austere_Squire: this one doesnt' even have a literally hot lady on top like DS1
   Anubis169: yo, does that shield have 100% physical block
 Carlioo: armored spider is pretty cool
   Anubis169: 
 PharaohBender27: @Sevinon Maybe it was a delayed reaction to one of the ones that didn't seem to count earlier?
 PhoenixMelior: Oh!
abslomdaak42: Where does a spider buy an armor?
 EhDecentCanadian: Skedaddle
 PhoenixMelior: Flaming clown spiders!
 Sevinon: @PharaohBender27 Yeah, but only one, not two. Still worth gettting checked out on the backend
 Easilycrazyhat: This is like one of them lost in space spiders
 Austere_Squire: wait, this one also does lava? what is it with FromSoft and lava spider?
 NonUniqueGuy: @abslomdaak42 Soup Store
 quton: thats a big spidey
 TheElrad: so the shield doesn't stop you from being crushed by a 60 ton armoured spider? shoddy craftsmanship, clearly
 gameboy350: This spider is perfectly evolved for this exact corridor
 shendaras: https://clips.twitch.tv/FlaccidSeductiveLEDLeeroyJenkins-OXN9W1aGERqXjjQ9
 ExachixKitsune: clipped
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/AbstemiousSarcasticBaconKevinTurtle-hZKnt0try7ppmhUN
 ExachixKitsune: https://clips.twitch.tv/NimbleBlatantHorseGingerPower-Tum7boGK9r8cJlKT
 Simonark: That is the kind of boss mechanic that makes me hope the game devs aren’t happy in their private lives.
 StrideTheEarth: Just the disrespectful grass.
 Strebenherz: Thank you also Hope you're alright Ben
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 nessiah_aries: Reminds me that FS hasn't done a spider boss in a while. Wasn't the last one Freya from DS2?
 0011110000110011: guess we all clipped that lol https://clips.twitch.tv/RespectfulTacitCarrotWutFace-9EAtA9TqO3Upb1sr
 BusTed: snap
 cmdrud87: is there any use in getting behind it?
Firewhiskers: The 3 to 5 Kings
 Coloneljesus: need more clips
 StrideTheEarth: Won't even look at them while they're trying to immolate you.
 Austere_Squire: is Rom really a spider, tho
 StrideTheEarth: Rude.
Firewhiskers: The ELden Ring DLC has something worse than spiders
 vinopinguino: The spider just disrespected all over your face
   Anubis169: Spider gone chat
 BusTed: 
   Anubis169: you can resume play
  TXC2: cheevo get!
Firewhiskers: Good jorb!
  TXC2: Spiders gone chat
 EhDecentCanadian: 👏 we did it
 PhoenixMelior: Okay Ben you can come out now
 cmdrud87: @Austere_Squire yes, it's literally in its name 
 Mangledpixel: what about if I'm in it for the James?
 Simonark: Will Ben gradually.. peek back in to see if it’s safe?
 MilkInBags: whats wrong with 'dark ring' 
EvilBadman: @Firewhiskers Worse than spiders AND THEN EVEN WORSE, and then EVEN WORSE AGAIN
 gogoGadgetApathy: he needs your business
 PharaohBender27: @Sevinon Well, that actually accounts for both the ones I saw that didn't seem to add to the count earlier.
 gameboy350: is there a doll-based boss to follow up on things that Ben hates?
 EhDecentCanadian: Same
 tehfewl: Sticky white stuff
 nessiah_aries: Demons Souls plot: Boletarian Dynasty Feet got me acting unwise.
 Sevinon: @PharaohBender27 Ah, alright.
 groovemancery: that's how i play these games, health is often neglected
Firewhiskers: Chat, originally most North American players of this game bought (I think) a Chinese version of this game which had a decent but not optimal translation before Atlus brought this over
 MilkInBags: storm king 
 nessiah_aries: Friggin rolling Skeletons.
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   Anubis169: WOHA
  TXC2: PharaohBender27  
 EhDecentCanadian: Holyyy
 goldengraham13: I thought the most iconic one was the one with the ice giants?
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 PharaohBender27: I saw an opportunity to get to a nice total 
   Anubis169: So chat, if you ever wonder where Bonewheels came from
 Laurence72: Nice number
 Sevinon: I have distinct memories of a friend getting hard ganked repeatedly at the start of that area
 PhoenixMelior: Ive never actually wondered that
 NorthstarTex: Nice
 Bugberry: I would think the poison swamp would be the most iconic area.
 BITs19_: ncie
 goldengraham13: That's a lotta gift subs!  Awesome!
 nessiah_aries: This is, in my opinion, the hardest area in the game and it's not even close.
 Sevinon: Hell yeah
 Jillexie: Demon SOuls is a card game
 EhDecentCanadian: Cant wait
 Jillexie: We'll just say that
 theeffohzero: oooh og souls game
 BlueChloroplast: Cool
 Strebenherz: This looks like a really damn good remaster
 PhoenixMelior: So heres how Demon Souls is a card game
 HorusFive: [Graham wringing his hands]. "Yes! My plan for content is working."  muhahahah
EvilBadman: When's the speedrun 
Firewhiskers: I've only finished it 5 times so congrats on being the greater nerd *tips hat*
 nessiah_aries: He rollin.
 theeffohzero: i left the stream from leden ring only to go back in time to Demons
 eshplode: Just sit in the background and keep playing the game. It'll be like Ian's sous vide
 Uzumaki15: I fell off Demon Souls because of the healing item management, having to farm for healing when you're bad feels bad
 nessiah_aries: Vicious and relentless
abslomdaak42: All of us are weak to that though
 Dumori: I love the fact they are armoured as undead
 Simonark: Weak to blunt remarks.
 Sevinon: Yep, this area. This stair in particular I recall repeat invasions (though it's been 15 years and memories and all that)
Firewhiskers: There is an amazing weapon at the start of this level for magic builds
itsaysTRUENO: fromsoft did make a card game its called Lost Kingdoms
 nessiah_aries: Good area if you wanna farm Grass though.
clarinetman:  
 theeffohzero: @Uzumaki15 as bad as it is, it makes the game sort of forgiving if you dont mess with pvp
 MilkInBags: scotland
 Simonark: Or is that weak to James Blunt music, in that they just leap off cliffs to escape? It’s the last vestige of their humanity.
  TXC2: pretty in a bleak way
 EhDecentCanadian: Are they shooting you with blue Hawaiian Punch?
 PhoenixMelior: Pretty if you ask a group of goths
 Dumori: glandAh Like En
 Austere_Squire: me, after dealing with the skeleton wheels
 seanmrwick: hey Wheeler, glad I can watch your stream during my lunch break at home
   Anubis169: Miyazaki'd
 Dumori: Ah like England, Pretty in a bleak way
 seanmrwick: hey @Anubis169
 mercano82: It's 4:20 somewhere.
  TXC2: did snoop levels of grass
   Anubis169: yo
 QuixoticScrivener: Wait, this game has Necrons?
Firewhiskers: Key time
 mercano82: I think somewhere in the middle of the Atlantic
 Didero: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: TCG Day at Fri 11:00 AM PDT (44m from now).
 Didero: Plenty of time left 
h3rsh3yb4r: what ash of war are you running?
 PhoenixMelior: Sky blorbos?
 Mangledpixel: skantas
 seanmrwick: I was about to ask are you currently doing a speedrun of this game?
 accountmadeforants: They're annoying to make the spectacle fight more satisfying
Firewhiskers: Storm King
 asthanius: Bluepoint did an amazing job, but it was always impressive
   Anubis169: Storm King 
 accountmadeforants: Storm King is incredible and I agree
Firewhiskers: They have tried to recreate it twice and haven't done it yet
westerfarmer: A spectacle
   Anubis169: I felt so sad in that boss fight
  TXC2: chonky boi
Firewhiskers: Yhorm King and Rykard - neither of which match it
 PhoenixMelior: Good butt jiggles
 tehfewl: i need to buy the ps5 remake, its been way too long
 mercano82: He doesn't have a boss health bar anymore
 Dumori: He falppy the tiny wings 
 PhoenixMelior: Uh oh
 AugmentingPath: pweeh
 nessiah_aries: I like Storm King, Rykard's my favorite though. Simply because the chorus goes so friggin hard in Phase 2.
  TXC2: they don't respect the 1 v 1
 Didero: And since gamers never look up, you can't even see their shots coming
 Bugberry: are there throwing daggers in this?
   Anubis169: yup
Firewhiskers: @nessiah_aries Sigh. Very well.
 Catcard: I keep expecting an Elden Ring jump attack to come out lmao
 seanmrwick: so if this was creature was a Magic card, what would be an accurate description of what you're fighting?
 BrowneePoints: Kaicenaut? Is that like some Dragon Ball Spaceman?
 thraximore: back just in time for jiggle physics 
 thraximore: oh yeah the mantas are a real pisser
 MAPBoardgames: Demons's's Souls's's
 accountmadeforants: Mantas are the "you got enough healing items on you, non-magic man?" check
 mercano82: No he isn't, he's just pining for the fjords.
Firewhiskers: @seanmrwick The Demon of GitGud
 seanmrwick: @BrowneePoints hard to say, since I know nothing about Dark Souls
 cmdrud87: I think it looks like Hrald of Leshrac or master of the feast
 nessiah_aries: Biggest problem with the mantas is that they love to shoot you during the most inconvenient of times.
  TXC2: seanmrwick  5/4 with trample for BBB
 seanmrwick: or "Demon Souls"
 PhoenixMelior: 3
 nessiah_aries: Like when you're fighting a Skeleton with a giant sword.
 nessiah_aries: On a narrow cliff face.
 seanmrwick: @Firewhiskers that would be really funny for a card, actually
 LordManiMani: He said the thiiiiiing
 seanmrwick: ooooh it's a Gray Demon
 MilkInBags: it was a merchant?
   Anubis169: LOL
  TXC2: Secret tunnel!
 accountmadeforants: "Occupado" 💀
 Obos_TAB: I had to go take a nap, how big is our sword?
Firewhiskers: @MilkInBags You need a key to access the merchant
 SuitablyEpic: need a spear
 seanmrwick: @TXC2 BBB? what's that?
 seanmrwick: ooooh, 3 Black
 LordManiMani: El Kabonk
  TXC2: seanmrwick  yeah you got it
 seanmrwick: @TXC2 that sounds very feasible actually. Any other abilities?
 SuitablyEpic: make these hallways into a funnel
 nessiah_aries: At least there is only one mandatory red skeleton on the way to the first boss.
 rhyzian: @PharaohBender27 thank you
 PharaohBender27: @rhyzian No problem! 
 PharaohBender27: @Obos_TAB We decided to go clubbing
  TXC2: seanmrwick  it kinda should have a downside, but WotC don't do that any more 
 nessiah_aries: You you give us smooth.
 BrowneePoints: PICKLE pea PICKLE pea!
 Sevinon: Love the crow in DS3
 asthanius: There's a video going into detail on the origins on the character's name, ending with "they're all noncanon but who cares?"
  TXC2: give me soft, give me warm
 Dumori: Snuggly iirc
 goldengraham13: BIRD LORE
 nessiah_aries: Yes you give us silky!
 seanmrwick: @TXC2 I have an idea that might work: When Grey Demon enters the battlefield (ETB), target opponent loses 3 life. When this creature attacks, target opponent mills 3 cards
 asthanius: me when i want smooth and warm
 theeffohzero: BIRD UP
 gameboy350: Elden ring is missing a trading bird
Eklinaar: !subscribe bird facts
 Bugberry: Ornifex best Souls bird.
 Coloneljesus: nah, he's not bald
 Didero: I was about to ask if he's Patches
 Mangledpixel: much O-Bliged
 NorthstarTex: patches is patches of the bame
 malsareus: Patches is eternal
 nessiah_aries: And then in DS2 there is Pate.
  TXC2: seanmrwick  they'd probably have it do either life loss or milling on both ETB and Attack, not split it up
h3rsh3yb4r: DS2 has 2 patches
amagikarpp: me and my homies hate Patches
 LadyLockwood92: Patches is a universal constant.
 Coloneljesus: patches raises the bar on baldness
 tehfewl: @amagikarpp what are you, a cleric?
   Anubis169: h3rsh3yb4r: One called patches, and one called Scholar of the First Sin 
 Dumori: It's ok I'm a registered Cope Doner
 nessiah_aries: Patches: Sometimes a man, sometimes a spider.
 seanmrwick: @TXC2 that actually sounds better, and is playable
 SnackPak_: send it, Ben
 BrowneePoints: he's a shithead and a coward. He's also fun
 Bugberry: Patches is an opportunist
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 CaptainSask: Blink twice if you are under duress
 Dumori: Depends on the Patches but yes
 seanmrwick: @TXC2 do we make it when he attacks or ETB?
 Kingsgrave: @spicemelonge Thanks for the gift sub!
 Coloneljesus: well yeah, cause the PC is also a shitty guy
  TXC2: seanmrwick  it can be both
 Kingsgrave: yippee!
 Angnor33: I accidentally killed him in Elden Ring...
 NorthstarTex: I like summoning patches for Radahn's fight, he always gives me the best moral support
 LordManiMani: Jokes on you though, I hate player characters too
   Anubis169: holy crap, 4-shot a redeye
 circusofkirkus: you love patches? are you a British professor in a tweed jacket
 Leonhart321: Patches is a wrestling heel, we love to hate him
amagikarpp: i have never stooped so low
 thraximore: Patches is the protagonist
 seanmrwick: @TXC2 sounds Dece! I'd play that in an Ob Nix deck
 Stratavarius: Patches is great, he's an old adventure game style goofy guy and it's just too bad if you can't appreciate that
 seanmrwick: sorry, who's patches?
 gameboy350: Patches? This game is too old to get updates
 wednesdayb: nice, tactics item pickup
 ANeMzero: He was originally in Armored Core
prinnysquadron: he was in an armored core too!
 NorthstarTex: He is Miyazaki's pet character
 Bugberry: Also in Armored Core
 CaptainSask: Sometimes he's a spider
 wednesdayb: tactical*
 BrowneePoints: He's Dark Souls Gilgamesh
 ArkhamArchivist: Patches is a universal constant
 HorusFive: Oh, he's Souls-games Cid
 SuitablyEpic: don't you have a bow now?
BrindleBoar: Patches is the hero we deserve, Moonlight Greatsword is the weapon we deserve.
 malsareus: every world must have their sun and their Patches ben, it's the law of the universe
  TXC2: Patches is the closest thing From soft gets to a mascot
 seanmrwick: I haven't played the Souls games, nor have I played Elden Ring before but I imagine this would be really difficult for first-time players
 Sevinon: Wait, is he in Bloodbourne?
 Dumori: He's been in few AC games
 DandyGeek: Patches is my favorite summons for the General Radahn fight
prinnysquadron: https://armoredcore.fandom.com/wiki/Patch_the_Good_Luck
 Coloneljesus: @Sevinon yeah, as a spider
 NorthstarTex: Patche's origin is from armored core
 LadyLockwood92: @Sevinon He is he's a spider.
 jchinnock: so Patches is the continuity then
 awildshen: is he in king's field?
 Sevinon: I'd forgotten
 Makrosian_Tay: Where inthe world is Patches in armored core???
 BlandSpice: When Patches isn't on the screen we should be asking "Where's Patches"
 captain_potato_pc: @Sevinon he's a little ... different .... in Bloodborne
 asthanius: I don't believe so
   Anubis169: Sevinon: Patches the Spider is in Bloodborne (no 'u' in that name, borne as in transmission vector)
 ArcOfTheConclave: !subathon
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 beowuuf: if not continuity, why is the furtive pygmy so easily forgotten in every game?
 nessiah_aries: AC 6 DLC will reveal that Iguazu is actually Patches.
 thraximore: he's like a chickenshit sniper or something in the AC games
 0011110000110011: more games should guest star Patches
 seanmrwick: which one is AC 6? Shadows?
 thraximore: so exactly what you'd expect
 Bugberry: In Armored Core For Answer he's called Patch the Good Luck.
 Obos_TAB: Armored Core: Fires of Rubicon
 seanmrwick: Whatya sellin?
 Ivannorr: Put Patches in Smash Bros!
 LordManiMani: He's a beloved indie character that keeps showing up. Like Shovel Knight. Actually, put Patches in Shovel Knight
 nessiah_aries: Remember that one time Patches lost his memories in Ringed City? Good times.
Firewhiskers: @LordManiMani Easiest boss fight ever
 matthaus_c: put Patches in Smash
 LadyLockwood92: Fuck it, we ball.
 malsareus: Oh Ben did you see new game Flintlock?
 malsareus: I have played it a bit, game fun
 noSmokeFire: Patches as an assist trophy
 noSmokeFire: he shows up and kicks your opponent off of a ledge
 seanmrwick: so good news wheeler, finally printed my proxies for my Morksa Tokens deck
 malsareus: it's a soulslike game, with a gun
amagikarpp: all he would do is kick you off a ledge and run away
 gameboy350: if you select him he just runs away like when you summon him
 BrowneePoints: I would like to see you TRY Lies of P sometime
   Anubis169: hang on, in true chat style
   Anubis169: Go Left 
 NightValien28: a gun and a fox
 Bugberry: @nessiah_aries Swinburne is basically Patches in AC6.
 seanmrwick: now I need to make my simic artifacts deck
   Anubis169: TO ATLANTIS!!  
 malsareus: you told him he could go of the cliff Ben
 razorswift: biggus bonkus
   Anubis169: whee
 gameboy350: We going ocean?
 asthanius: got a rock in my barney
 sxesuperstar: Gravity makes fools of us all
 Coloneljesus: ocean, right?
 Didero: i have no idea what you mean
 Stratavarius: Yabba Dabba Do Damage
CrossXhunteR: you are the new Jacked Rabbit
 Austere_Squire: i do not
 Lobo_Apache: I don't understand what you mean. wou\ld you explain it?
 petey_vonwho: I have no idea what you mean
 vinewood_og: "Hey, it's a living!"
 jchinnock: you slate to see it
 Austere_Squire: is that a threat, wheeler?
 accountmadeforants: I'd like to subscribe to Flintstone Flow
 HorusFive: It not perfect system- but it work pretty good
 l0gin4me: there is something truly satisfying about seeing an enemy try to block and be faceplanted by the club anyway
 MilkInBags: knowers know
 protojman: like, zoinks
 Ciijay: I've got those.. plus frames that'll make you.. DI?
 Sibwow: i edited the hannah barbera wikipedia page once
   Anubis169: got that Bam Bam Bam action
Wormsbane:  
 thimbles_edge: @l0gin4me yeah there is
 Coloneljesus: naked in the club??
 BrowneePoints: Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. Naked with the Great Club
 nessiah_aries: I would unironically buy a Souls-Spinoff where you play as patches and the only way you can get gear and items is to swindle and lure hapless adventurers into traps/mob swarms.
 nessiah_aries: Could be like the Tingle Games on DS.
 sxesuperstar: Peak club build is all I'm hearing
BrindleBoar: Bunga Souls
 tehfewl: the Great and Large, Large and Great Club Club
 teejayrivers: bird
gnabaer: i love that they thought it was a good idea, that the only way to get pure bladestone is to farm a mob for a 1% drop when all the other purestones can be gotten once through other means than farming
YakkShakk221B: hur hur hur hur
 captain_potato_pc: Birb boss!
 Stratavarius: Cool boss with cool bird
YakkShakk221B: Big Fucker
 teejayrivers: I love bird and fat guy, the comedy duo
h3rsh3yb4r: this isnt the penetrator
 petey_vonwho: I fully expect this is an ice boss
 awildshen: oh yeah the bird in a fat flesh mech
 nessiah_aries: Berserk looking ass.
amagikarpp: fabulous
 PhoenixMelior: Pudge from Dota 2?
abslomdaak42: Who is he adjudicating?
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 petey_vonwho: Oh, or not lol
 Cavemanhar: body goals
 jedi_master_zll: This room seems a little small...
 Didero: That's a LOT of blood
amagikarpp: the fashion sense is on point
 Coloneljesus: he has a beautiful voice
 eshplode: That's a hell of a lot of jiggle that he's got going on
amagikarpp: its giving
 gameboy350: I'm seeing a theme here
 Stratavarius: BIRD VIOLENCE
 PhoenixMelior: Noooo the bird!
 HorusFive: hit the glowing spot for extra damage
  TXC2: bolt the bird
 shiny_elva: Good morning chat, I see we're playing some modded dota 2
 CaptainSask: Bolt the Bird!
 e_bloc: when he falls down I cant tell if you're hitting in the back or the dong
 SymphonySolstice: I think he's leaking a lil
  TXC2: hello shiny_elva  welcome
 Gascitygaming: do you have to hit that metal thing sticking out?
 Makrosian_Tay: Oh
 shiny_elva: Hey TXC2
 Makrosian_Tay: Oh I do not like this
 Didero: Where does a bird find a body like that?
EvilBadman: Oh the boss I stood above and flung spells at
 nessiah_aries: Who'd win a fight between the Adjudicator and the Covetous Demon?
 0011110000110011: is more games should guest star Patches
 teejayrivers: @Gascitygaming Yeah, his whole body is super tough and leathery but someone stuck a sword in his side and that's his only weakness in melee range
 Didero: This is why we shouldn't let birds watch Rattatouille
 0011110000110011: wtf that's not what I typed
 e_bloc: how do you think he showers
   Anubis169: it's about not dying
 e_bloc: hes a little dummy thic
 Luminaire_p: Oh man, I love Birdatouille
 Strebenherz: Why.  Why is there a bird....  Is the bird posessing the jiggle monster?
 nessiah_aries: The Level Design is what kills you in this game, not the bosses.
 thimbles_edge: i just have so many questions about this bird
 cmdrud87: it is about how much folds the graphic devs could fit onto that demon
 eshplode: @e_bloc I'm worried he doesn't
 Sevinon: The attack pattern seems pretty homogenous here
 Didero: I kind of want a Soulslike without any bossfights, I found exploring in Elden Ring more fun than the bossfights
  TXC2: you die on the way to the bosses
 CaptainSask: The nipple piercings are really giving early 2000's Vampire the Masquerade art.
 thraximore: except that the mechanics are centered around the bosses
 Bugberry: I love Painted World in DS1 because the level is so interesting while the boss is secondary.
 nessiah_aries: Maneaters are also no joke.
 teejayrivers: Flamelurker is a menace, especially trying to fight melee
 tehfewl: Gargoyles have entered the chat
YakkShakk221B: Fire Ape
 Greyah: Flamelurker will mess you up.
YakkShakk221B: good bird shriek
 seanmrwick: Ben, I feel pretty dang proud of myself for finally finishing my proxies for one deck. Now I'm going to pick up another copy of my commander deck later on today
 Austere_Squire: this dude screech
YakkShakk221B: Infernape
 theeffohzero: ive played the ps3 version sp much that falmelurker is easy to me
 Stratavarius: Yeah, I think you die to level design more than enemies on average in Demon Souls
  TXC2:   
YakkShakk221B: so much blood
 Strebenherz: The SQUACK
EvilBadman: @Stratavarius True boss is always camera
 NightValien28: is there lore why the bird rides a meat golem?
   Anubis169: i think flamelurker is easier in the remaster
 nessiah_aries: Maneaters is difficult due to Arena-Design and the fact that the visibility inside their arena leaves a lot to be desired.
 nessiah_aries: Keeping track of them can be a real pain.
 Sevinon: Had to swap weapon at least for one boss in the DLC
 theeffohzero: its mostly fast rolling his attacks
 Sevinon: For Elden Ring
gnabaer: you need the flamelurker soul to unlock boss weapons
  alexsteacy: Did they keep the og voice lines in this remake or record new?
 theeffohzero: and knowing his attack strings
 Bugberry: I know in Elden Ring, most of the late game bosses make holy weapons a bad choice.
 Sevinon: @Bugberry DLC begged to differ
 accountmadeforants: Club +0 can be upgraded I'm pretty sure
gnabaer: you need flamelurker
 dm818: club/greatclub +0
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 matthaus_c: you'll die to the Penetrator but that's because you'll be distracted by the name
gnabaer: and then the +0 club or greatclub
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   Anubis169: Latria in 20min?
   Anubis169: it's possible
 Bugberry: @Sevinon that I haven't played yet, but I recall a few bosses in the base game that you'd think would be weak to holy are not.
 gnabaer: thanks anonymous
 nessiah_aries: Purple Flame Shield is your best friend when going up against Lurker.
 tehfewl: time to hear "The Scream"
   Anubis169: This is a QoL update
 malsareus: believe in the WHeeler who believes in you
   Anubis169: multiple item usage
 theeffohzero: maneaters are bitches
 Leonhart321: Bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it works out for him
CrossXhunteR: draft?
Cptasparagus: theres never been a timing issue for magic events on LRR
 theeffohzero: one would arrive when youre busy with the other
 malsareus: MTG timing issues are a fabricated narrative meant to undermine our society
 Sevinon: NOt levelling up?
 nessiah_aries: Time to fight some legally distinct illithids.
 l0gin4me: spend souls?
SwankyFlea: spooky scary moment
 thraximore: it is
 DoubleGrinch: Valley of Defilement is arguably worse
EvilBadman: It's the prison of Hope though, so y'know...oh. Oh wait.
 Mahtamori: And mindflayers, don't forget the mindflayers
 nessiah_aries: "Go forth, Garl Vinland. May you be unharmed."
 Stratavarius: Yeah, I think the swamp is worse. Like, the swamp starts bad and keeps getting worse
 DoubleGrinch: oh it's definitely up there. Or down there, as the case may be
 Greyah: Tower of Latria 1 has always been my favorite area in this game. It's got such good atmosphere.
 Bugberry: "Are we the bad guys?"
   Anubis169: It's where they took the inspiration for Blighttown
 PawssumFable: Hoy errybody
Firewhiskers: @Greyah Didn't Miyazaki say that Bloodborne was based on the Tower of Latria?
 PawssumFable: Hoi?
 PawssumFable: Whatever
 gameboy350: What are the other top 2?
  TXC2: hello PawssumFable  welcome
 captain_potato_pc: Squid friend!
 thraximore: lmao
 nessiah_aries: Look at him ringing his little bell.
 NiceMrCaput: I mea this is jsut goth D&D, right?
Firewhiskers: Slorp
 DoubleGrinch: they do suck...your brains out
 Mahtamori: They suck in what way, exactly? Care to show us?
  TXC2: NOPE NOPE NOPE
   Anubis169: braaaaaaaaaains
 malsareus: mindflayers are supposed to suck (your brain)
 captain_potato_pc: I just love the visual of their grab attack
 TheElrad: but he even has a nice little bell for you
 matthaus_c: smooch the squid, Benjamin
 nessiah_aries: Is this the GBJ?
 DoubleGrinch: yeah, the amount of time I died to these guys is...high
 noSmokeFire: jokes on them, I've mastered the art of fighting without a brain
 BlueChloroplast: Suck out our braaaaaaains!
marmalade_pen: its a melding of the minds
 PawssumFable: I love this aesthetic, hate the camera
 Greyah: So how many people have been imprisoned in here for carrying illithid substances?
 SuitablyEpic: miyazaki really was like "what if dnd and zelda but berzerk"
Invitare: I thought Lotus was banned
 Fanklok: Don't need any loti
 Notamys3000: you can kinda cosplay a mindflayer in elden ring with the octopus head
 malsareus: the aquid just wants a hug Ben
 gameboy350: How many points for noble lotus?
 MTGRanger: @Invitare Demon's Souls is set before the ban
 spicemelonge: @Invitare no just pointed
 DoubleGrinch: you do not have my consent to touch me with your tentacles, Mr. Squid
 nessiah_aries: Calamari surprise.
 Bugberry: I was thinking what the coolest grab attack in a Souls game is, and It's got to be Hoarah Loux's
 PawssumFable: And that's how you get the drop on em
 Didero: "Fresh Spice"? Seems that Mindflayer was on cooking duty today
   Anubis169: it's sad 
 TheElrad: that was a spice delivery, you just killed a deliveroo mind flayer
Firewhiskers: Take your *precious* Demon's Souls.
 10of9: Are illusionary walls in this game?
 Fanklok: B
Invitare: what is "normal" anyway?
  TXC2: 10of9  yeap
Firewhiskers: @10of9 Yes we ran into a bunch earlier
 matthaus_c: Hans... are we the baddies?
 SuitablyEpic: bow?
 nessiah_aries: Also, Garl hits like a veritable truck and can be a pain if you don't have the right build.
 thraximore: you can shoot them with a bow
 LadyLockwood92: 'Hey wait...wasn't this guy name dropped in the opening...?'
 Fanklok: Is it e explained in Vinland Saga?
 thraximore: I think the hanging bodies are basically just lotuses?
   Anubis169: what do those steaming pots do again?
 thraximore: in terms of loot
 Sevinon: @Firewhiskers Weren't those mostly brerakable walls
Firewhiskers: @Sevinon Illusionary walls are breakable yes
 nessiah_aries: Garl Finland: Same deal, 50% more perkele.
 MilkInBags: you dont want to be caged
 DoubleGrinch: Gael is such a cool fight
 Vaiess_: Love ds3 dlc in general
 HungryTanuki: Firede and Fathere is such a fun foght
   Anubis169: Artorias is always my fave 
 Sevinon: @Firewhiskers Ah, I guess I was just differentiating in my head from the roll against and they disappear ones
 DoubleGrinch: a true "end boss" feel<
 Sevinon: Spoiler: it's good
 gameboy350: Gael is the boss version of a broken-sword hollow which is like a full circle
h3rsh3yb4r: For me it's Nameless King
 malsareus: the Elden DLC is very good
   Anubis169:  
Redpandarama: Souls marathon on stream?
 Greyah: The spooky bells of the mind flayers, the ominous singing in the background. Gosh this place rules.
Invitare: what about Oceiros?
 SnackPak_: what a good gift
   Anubis169: chat, don't tempt it
 Bugberry: Maybe it's overhyped, but Artorias is just so cool on every front.
 Vaiess_: Baby squish!
 Austere_Squire: respectable, honestly
Invitare: Ignorant slaves
 taco_cohen: There's some incredible DLC bosses in Elden Ring
h3rsh3yb4r: Ignorant slaves...
  TXC2: Come out, little ocelot
 malsareus: in order?
Firewhiskers: @Sevinon There isn't a difference between the two in any Souls game except 2
Cptasparagus: in one sitting
Redpandarama: YES
 IronwoodWizard: i'd watch it
 HungryTanuki: My fav from DS3 is the Undead Legion
 DeM0nFiRe: That would be so long it would be a play it fiveward
 missmollyjames: I really like Friede phase 3, I could take or leave phase 2
 SnackPak_: a new challenger for longest PiF
 geckoinasuit: dark sun Gwyndolin every time- I fought him ONCE and then every time after I’m like “nah”
 Didero: "Wheeler's Souls"
sleepingrainbow: Abyss watchers is my favorite boss just for the boss music
 Krillin_fan: every souls game, in order, non-stop
 LadyLockwood92: Play It Forever.
 RandomTrivia: It's a Souls game, surely EVERYTHING kills you
 RandomTrivia: 
Greys N. Owman: Dark Souls is the perfect fall game
 taco_cohen: Big fan of the Abyss Watchers in DS3
 Gekyouryuu: wait, your birthday's in October?
 Hangedman: will there be a cheeky Shadow Tower Abyss playthrough? king's field but you have a glock for some reason
 thraximore: lol
 Austere_Squire: do you include Bloodborne in the Souls games?
JinaMahavira: And when they do, it interferes with other stuff
 Greyah: And also that the games people pick are too short. Also definitely an issue you're having.
 Sibwow: wheeler you could just play it forward in parallel on your own stream
marmalade_pen: i think you'll find that dark souls is truly the dark souls of card games so you can play it on is this your card
 missmollyjames: Dark Souls 3 bosses are all bangers
Firewhiskers: @Austere_Squire Seeing as the ELden Ring DLC includes some aspects of Bloodborne, then yes
 Sibwow: no instead of getting a play it forward slot on LRR you just borrow the brainding for your channel
Firewhiskers: Also Malenia is basically a Bloodborne boss
 gameboy350: Royal Rat Authority top 3 for sure
Greys N. Owman: I *really* enjoyed the streams of Alex speed running DS1 way back when
 Fanklok: What's preventing 2 simultaneously PiFs?
 HorusFive: You find a man in a jar......
EvilBadman: @sibwow yeah that's not confusing at all
 j0biwan: Any chance of you doing an Elden Ring DLC run with Adam?
 Hangedman: welcome to Enjoy Game Progressively
 gameboy350: Mayyyybe fume knight or alonne for me
 MilkInBags: why does no one ever mention bed of chaos???
 as_ever_ellesandra: Paul pulls out the gun and shoots your stream
h3rsh3yb4r: Sir Alonne or Old Ivory King maybe
 gameboy350: Or old ivory yeah
 Pywodwagon: the best DS2 boss is the adaptability stat
 gameboy350: base game not so much
   Anubis169: MilkInBags: I got Bed of Chaos on my 2nd try, and spent ages wondering why everybody found it so hard... then i watched a buncha streams and i'm like "Ahh... that's why"
h3rsh3yb4r: Mirror Knight is very cinematic and a neat idea when it actually happens
TheHalobox: So I'm hearing DS1 on a DDR pad?
 Krillin_fan: wait...that's just a full on mind flayer.  someone call wotc
   Anubis169: DS2 has wonderful writing
 nessiah_aries: Carried by it's DLCs mostly.
   Anubis169: the story is top-tier, it's my fave
Hrrisn: That's my take too
EvilBadman: DS2 is the only one I haven't beaten and I'm like eh
 taco_cohen: 100% Wheeler
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 nessiah_aries: Even though I don't care much for his fight, one boss I I constantly end up quoting is Micolash.
 as_ever_ellesandra: its like a D&T card from 2010
 Pywodwagon: someday we'll get a remastered/remake of it and that will be great
 taco_cohen: I couldn't make it through the DLCs for DS2, they were too much for me
 thraximore: the voice acting is superb
 Austere_Squire: @nessiah_aries relatable
 RassilonDND: i'd argue the attention to detail wasnt as good
 geckoinasuit: it’s pinned between the two titans that are Ds1 and Ds3
Hrrisn: I'll never get over the 8-directional movement in ds2. it's a regression from 1 only to make it more difficult
 Bugberry: I konw people who love DS2 praise the build variety.
 dungeonmasteralek: What's the best to place to start for complete noob to the franchise?
 goldengraham13: I started with DS2 and thought it was the bees knees.  Now days it just feels like a 7/10.
   Anubis169: dungeonmasteralek: honestly, anywhere
 Gascitygaming: @dungeonmasteralek Elden Ring
 Greyah: DS2 is the worst Dark Souls game. Which doesn't mean it's bad because all the Dark Souls games are good. It's just the worst of them.
 Lobo_Apache: @dungeonmasteralek honestly, elden ring
  TXC2: dungeonmasteralek  Elden ring, then work backwards
 HungryTanuki: @dungeonmasteralek DS3 or Elden Ring
 Yolysses: so when do we get the Souls Born Sundays show w/ you and Adam?
 Sevinon: Elden Ring for sure
 Fanklok: What's the cowboy soulslike?
 dungeonmasteralek: Elden ring it is!
 thraximore: lovable sort ahead
 gameboy350: Yeah DS2 had great pvp for one
 as_ever_ellesandra: Is This Your Souls Like
 SenshiSun: a cowboy soulslike sounds fun!
 Austere_Squire: @dungeonmasteralek honestly, probably any but Sekiro; i think Elden Ring is easier than many of the others, but only go for that if you like open world?
 as_ever_ellesandra: we just need a souls game with a card minigame
 Bugberry: One weakness of DS3 following DS2 was how powerful straight swords were compared to the bigger weapons.
 gameboy350: Probably best pvp of the souls games
 dungeonmasteralek: succ
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 goldengraham13: The re-do of the DS2 is better than the original release though
   Anubis169: bye bye
 Didero: It's ok, they also went overtime on the Co-op EldenRing section 
JinaMahavira: 
 Badchop: Mind: Flayed
 nessiah_aries: What a bellend.
 popcatholic: the dude just wanted you to listen to his chime mixtape!
   Anubis169: are you continuing this run later?
 Austere_Squire: oh, those guys are more violently mindflayers than the ones in bloodborne
 Greyah: @as_ever_ellesandra Ok but then he'd also have to play all the non-From ones. The Surge (1 and 2), both Lords of the Fallen games, Lies of P...
 Lobo_Apache: the wall hitting you
  alexsteacy: Dark Souls 2 was unfinished and too video gamey imo
h3rsh3yb4r: @goldengraham13 in some places yes, in some places no. Iron keep in scholar is HORRENDOUS
 10of9: I am in the camp that if I could turn off PVP without turning off co-op in every Souls game, I would. Am I unreasonable?
   Anubis169: o hai alex
 darkora: "Theres gonna be two hits, him hitting me and me hitting restart"
   Anubis169: 
 SenshiSun: @10of9 Nah, that's fair
   Anubis169: pixel health!
 Krillin_fan: that time wheeler got his brain eaten and survived
 Dumori: A single pixle of HP
CrossXhunteR: we're so back
 Cavemanhar: a god damn bees dick of health
 RassilonDND: Spice must flow!
 Greyah: I love how hitting the floor made the corpse jump up.
 darkora: brain was smol enough to dodge the succ
 Austere_Squire: the last hit point is the only one that matters?
 TheWooglie: or couldn't find brain?
 Commodore_Perry_GG: Good to see those enemies beating the crap out of you because I was always wondering why I sucked at this level. Sucked more than usual that is
 l0gin4me: 
 Lobo_Apache: more like couldn't find it
  alexsteacy: Thousands of years of eldritch mastery
 as_ever_ellesandra: it could not eat the ghost brain
  alexsteacy: Ha ha club smoosh
h3rsh3yb4r: too swollen from the concussions
 Lobo_Apache: rIP ME
 LegionofLashes: thank you for the gift sub 
 HungryTanuki: 
 Austere_Squire: brain too smooth to remove?
 Strebenherz: Fast food brain, not enough vitamins
 nessiah_aries: Now the Adjudicator: it could stuff your entire body in it's mouth.
Cptasparagus: it only eats the brains of quarterfinalists
 Lobo_Apache: I can only count to 4, then I start again
 BrowneePoints: Um, 1 2 skip a few 99 100. Checkmate
 thraximore: 
 as_ever_ellesandra: too smooth of a brain to get a good grasp on
 Shupendo: So whens DS1 on a DDR pad?
Firewhiskers: If you get mindflayed and you're a PHD you become a Masters graduate
 Badchop: Wait, were you insulting the chatter or the mod banning them for 100 years
   Anubis169: Could not ban user 'Lobo_Apache'. No valid reason.
 goldengraham13: @h3rsh3yb4r I seem to have forgotten what they changed in Iron keep because I just remember it always sucking. lol
 nessiah_aries: Also, Fools Idol imo is still one of the most unsettling Bosses in terms of atmoshpere.
 TacitusVigil: @badchop that is what I was thinking
 Angnor33: Oh, it's a survival horror game now.
 as_ever_ellesandra: yeah, wheeler unlike other lrr members wouldn't ban a mod
 nessiah_aries: *atmosphere
Firewhiskers: @Angnor33 Always was
h3rsh3yb4r: @goldengraham13 scholar iron keep the alonne knights have an aggro radius that's basically half the map
 nessiah_aries: The sound of constipation.
  TXC2: no one in LRR banned a mod, they were timed out, for good reason 
 Angnor33: @Firewhiskers So many keys...
 BrowneePoints: I've never watched a full playthrough of this, nor did I play this myself...why do I remember so much of this game
 HungryTanuki: I would get lost so much in this area, holy
 thraximore: 
Firewhiskers: "So you need White World Tendency...."
 Coloneljesus: does the sack always drop?
 goldengraham13: @h3rsh3yb4r Oh yeah, now I remember.  Pretty much no way to just fight one as opposed to being able to selectively pull them
 nessiah_aries: Havels Dragon Tooth kinda looks like a PP.
 thraximore: @Firewhiskers 
 gameboy350: Recordered armor
 Bugberry: Time for Speedrun mode
IonizedRadiation: I just got here, what's the challange we're doing?
   Anubis169 A prediction has been started: "Will Ben be able to do this?"
  TXC2: !subathon
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Firewhiskers: Mr. Wheeler have you told chat about World Tendency yet?
 Didero: Rushing only slows you down
   Anubis169: IonizedRadiation: we're doing a fresh playthrough
 Pywodwagon: why is this just the Halo:CE multiplayer level Boarding Action
 cartermatic313: will this switch over to the PPR?
  TXC2: Chat has mentioned world tendency about 100000% more often then Wheeler has
 Didero: @cartermatic313 The PPR is on Sunday
 goldengraham13: @cartermatic313 PPR is Sunday
 Robot_Bones: then he's gotta beat the next boss
 Didero: !ppr
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   Anubis169: hihi J 
 SenshiSun: he'll do this in four minutes. we just need to adjust when we start counting
 BrowneePoints: *gasp* A Cutie! Also Ben!
 HungryTanuki: Jordynne !
 MilkInBags: https://demonssouls.wiki.fextralife.com/World+Tendency have fun
ALLxISxLOST: Mindflayers attack your town declaring they will drain the place of all intelligence but you are left completely alone. How insulted are you?
  RayFK: Just give up
 theeffohzero: hi jordynne!
  RayFK: 
 TheWooglie: Hi Jordynne
  TXC2: cartermatic313  no, the subathon is capped to Saturday
 SenshiSun: jordynne!
 SeismicLawns: Hi Jordynne
 BrowneePoints: Loving the outfit Jordynne!
 as_ever_ellesandra: inside of you there are two Jordans
   Anubis169: !advice
  LRRbot: Sometimes you have to un-release the kraken.
  TXC2: Hello Jordynne
 Bugberry: time to hollow out
 cartermatic313: @Didero oh lol
  RayFK: Double the Jordan
 nessiah_aries: Instead of "Git Gud" people post "Just give up, lol"
 Austere_Squire: be sure to go hollow
  RayFK: Double the Fun
 Didero: It's the premiere video editor of the format!
 as_ever_ellesandra: one is Jordan the other is Jordynne
 jacqui_lantern234: lmao hai Jordynne you heccin rock!!!!!! 
 taco_cohen: This is the worst level in the game, right?
Firewhiskers: There's a character in Elden Ring DLC which is basically the "just give up" NPC
BrindleBoar: real winners quit
Firewhiskers: Speed run strats
 taco_cohen: Oh yeah, poison swamp
JinaMahavira: Who put crossbows in an iron maiden?
 Simonark: Is Jordynne the manifestation of time’s cruel inevitable March?
 Greyah: The worst? I'd say this is one of the best.
YakkShakk221B: James is gonna getcha
   Anubis169: you have 51 seconds
YakkShakk221B: look out
 Pywodwagon: Night and Weekend minutes
  Juliamon: the spectre of James looms
 eshplode: You're on borrowed time. You'll owe those minutes back with interest
 SenshiSun: the final boss: demi-james
 nessiah_aries: He's a god.
 Simonark: James has no eyes, and yet is always watching.
 cmdrud87: hi half-a-James
 aClonedPickle: 
 ElementalAlchemist: 
marmalade_pen: James has got his "firing-an-employee" pants on
flam_hur: 
   Anubis169: 
 BrowneePoints: Hi Graham!
zazamost: dang!
  TXC2: hello Graham
 Arazien:  
   Anubis169: nyyyyyyoooooooooooom
 Stratavarius: You gonna dodge the invasion
Firewhiskers: Hello LRR bosses
 HungryTanuki: Pressure is on !
YakkShakk221B: Dads said we could play Demons' Souls for a little bit longer
 nessiah_aries: *Camerabeast has entered chat*
 accountmadeforants: I love how it sounds like your character is actually rushing
 mister_nibbles: "i cant do it, no way i can do it"  proceeds to do it
h3rsh3yb4r: The Officials have arrived
 MilkInBags: yeah james prefers elden ring
 MilkInBags: way better game
 Didero: Those stairs kinda gave me vertigo...
 shiny_elva: Gosh so many people watching Wheeler! =o Almost like he's a big time streamer
 baltimore_667083: hi graham!
 0011110000110011: big stick energy
   Anubis169: hihi G 
 shiny_elva: =p
Firewhiskers: Beat up a dude for no reason here
 thraximore: personally I prefer lady + big sword
eh_yo_flake: Demons souls ps5 is the better game
 josh___something: Hi G!
 seanmrwick: hey G!
 Simonark: As Graham dons the hoodie is temporal reminding.
 HungryTanuki: 
 Coloneljesus: that demon's name? Graham Stark
 seanmrwick: currently watching the old Loading Time videos of the old LRR sketches in the background
AutonomousTurtle: Oh god Graham's actually there. I just tuned in and he was standing still, and I thought he was just a graphic overlay.
 SenshiSun: (joking) we've been streaming for days. of course he's a big time streamer!
 gameboy350: You don't have the right, o, You don't have the right, therefore, You don't have the right, o, You don't have the right.
 darkora: the real demons were the time constraints we made along the way
 Pywodwagon: Demon Souls doesn't have a jump button, 0/10
 SuitablyEpic: do bloodbourne and sekiro count?
 as_ever_ellesandra: the real demons on your souls more like it
  RayFK: Stamanagement
 SourcePlaysGames: Demons... on my shoulders... make me happy...
 theeffohzero: ask G to channel solar titan again
 MilkInBags: [Sonic countdown theme]
 Lobo_Apache: Does that mean that Graham is the angel on your shoulder?
 red_shoes_jeff: Hi Demon Gra 
 LiveFaust: SOME people have an angel on one shoulder.
 Sevinon: DS for PS5 may honestly be a prettier game (though goodness the ER DLC is so beautiful)
Firewhiskers: Graham, Wheeler just beat up a dude for no reason, he's a big meanie
Proprietous: I believe in you, Wheeler! I have no idea what's going on but I believe in you.
 eshplode: 
 Bearudite: what does James make your world tendency look like
 BrowneePoints: !clip
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 BrowneePoints: and now you have Gratthew
Firewhiskers: Invasion incoming
 LeonisCo: Hi Gramthew
 PhuzNutz:   
Proprietous: LOL Graham Rotating in the background
 tehfewl:      
Firewhiskers: With the Baby's Nail
 the_phantom_game_player: 
 seanmrwick: for a second, I thought he was rotating off camera
 PhuzNutz:    
 nessiah_aries: James hired an assassin.
BrookJustBones: What is the point of being invisible if you glow red anyway?
KidAmn: Ben "I didn't hear no bell" Wheeler
 Didero: Wow, invisible enemies? That kinda sucks
YakkShakk221B: False propjet
YakkShakk221B: prophet
 accountmadeforants: And then you can yell back "Show yourself, coward, I WILL NEVER LOG OFF"
 wastetalent: first try!
 Austere_Squire: you got this
 tehfewl: did you kill the person upstairs
 Pywodwagon: the babynutta?
 nessiah_aries: Baby Nail...Bayle?
YakkShakk221B: James returns
 Gaz_L: true challenge, beat the boss while drafting
 theeffohzero: speedrun strats
 accountmadeforants: Fool's Idol, pictured here: https://x.com/catatonictrash/status/1394921621450801154
 Austere_Squire: no time for cinema, only murder
YakkShakk221B: FROM with their four-armed ladies
 BrowneePoints: I can't tell if wizard lady has big dress or thicc thighs
 Simonark: Even more of James has manifested! The process is near complete!
 Austere_Squire: wow, this feels mean, actuallu
 CAKHost: Oh hey, 4 armed lady
 gameboy350: I love a good fourarm
 0011110000110011: 
 Mahtamori: That particular invis enemy archetype is in DS1 and Elden Ring as well, though in ER she doesn't have a crossbow
  TXC2: BrowneePoints  por que no los dos ?
 TheWooglie: I think you picked up an armour set
Invitare: oh it's Ranni + Crystal Sage
 tehfewl: shout out to 4 armed women, gotta be one of my favorite genders
YakkShakk221B: Fool's Fool's Idol
 geckoinasuit: first thing I do in these fights is panic roll around to break everything lmao
 Stratavarius: Big spell I think
 Greyah: The little guys walk to the real one.
 CAKHost: Time to wreck some pews
YakkShakk221B: the nigh imperceptible James head shake
 Leonhart321: Lock on, no health bar above them is the right one
Firewhiskers: She lasers you
 theeffohzero: big fucking beam
 0011110000110011: LETSGO
 MilkInBags: 
 Stratavarius: Yaaay
YakkShakk221B: 
Firewhiskers: Yaaaaaaaaay
 Arazien:  
 accountmadeforants: 
   Anubis169: Latria in 24min!
 ElementalAlchemist: 
  TXC2:   
Redpandarama: CLUTCH
 HungryTanuki: Nice !
YakkShakk221B: won!
 jacqui_lantern234: 
Proprietous: Yaaaaay
 Statist42: 
ALLxISxLOST: 3rd try!
 HorusFive: 
 ArrestedHouse: 
 popcatholic: \o/
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 thraximore: 
Firewhiskers: A power beyond human imagination!
 BlueChloroplast:    
 baltimore_667083:   
 CAKHost: \o/
  TXC2: clap clap clap
 Didero: woo
 apennamedquill: 
 eshplode:    
marmalade_pen: You beat the enderdragon!!
 ElementalAlchemist:   
 SeaDiegoFC: 
   Anubis169:     
Firewhiskers: Thanks for the lovely run!
 Bearudite:    
 BlueFingers5:    
 TheAinMAP:  
 TheWooglie: we can't hear the clapping
 shendaras: 
 Risuchia: 
Hrrisn: First TRRYYY!
 spicemelonge: claping
 Cunobelenos:   
 tehfewl:   
 Molator: 
 Frankenstain:   
 Xed_Regulus: I didn't realize I was holding my breath
 Krillin_fan:   
Wormsbane: 
 theeffohzero: no more quitter talk wheeler
 BlueFingers5: Got it in 2
 thejadedthief:  
 wastetalent: 
  TXC2: 3st try
Firewhiskers: Gergayles
 CAKHost: 
 Gaelan_Maestro: Huzzah!
 the_phantom_game_player:      
Hrrisn: 
 Luminaire_p: Everyone's clapping just off camera for you (but really)
 NazTMann:  
 Coloneljesus: thanks wheeler
   Anubis169: Thanks for the stream dude!! 
  TXC2: thanks for streaming wheeler
 HungryTanuki: Ty Ben !
 kid_flashionable: Yay, thank you Wheeler!
 50keyz: big ben!
 Frankenstain:   
 MilkInBags: that's ben getting kidnapped by gargoyles (james and graham)
 0011110000110011: 👀
 NiceMrCaput: yaaaaay
Fluffy776:   
  TXC2: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: TCG Day at Fri 11:00 AM PDT (5m ago).
  Sarah_Serinde: !subathon
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 Snowcookies: ty!
 Leonhart321: Ooooh, spicy
 PhuzNutz: Thanks Wheeler! We'll miss you!
  TXC2: !events
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 Ashmantle: 
BrookJustBones: Bonus stream from the end of the subathon until the start of the PPR
 CAKHost: Thanks for the stream, Ben! 
 LadyLockwood92: Cheers Wheeler~
Fluffy776: I can't wait for this vod! Thanks for streamin' wheeler
 Gaz_L: cards games
 Molator: magic magic magic
 Austere_Squire: did he just get kidnapped to anor londo?
 MilkInBags: are you playing Vampire Jihad
 MrSarkhan:  
YakkShakk221B: goobye
   Anubis169: baaaaaaaaaai
 aaronchpmn: SWU 
 PhuzNutz: F yeah! Starwars Unlimited
 beowuuf: 
h3rsh3yb4r: Who are our drafters?
  TXC2: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
 Bearudite: card games? so mahjongg?
 Earthenone: what if i wasent tuned to begin with
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 CAKHost: It's like TCG are a stable or something!
 Simonark: We won’t untune!
 red_shoes_jeff:     
 nessiah_aries: Bath Salts
 IanAllenBird: 
 googoltudoris: i don't know if this chat like card games
 the_phantom_game_player: Goodbye Wheeler
Alex Hamilton: Y'all ever think of adding Flesh and Blood to the card game rotation?
   Anubis169: we'll give them a go on it googoltudoris, you never know
 CAKHost: Blur Tuned
   Anubis169: aaaaaand table!
 vinewood_og: Full house nice!
 CAKHost: People and Chair!
 TheAinMAP: https://clips.twitch.tv/SavageSingleCheesecakeJebaited-Tq3ZJGsR7se2hxFx
 CAKHost: I hope they get an intervew
 BeccaTingles: I hope they manage to get this lens clean soon
 CAKHost: *interview
 Gaz_L: @h3rsh3yb4r i imagine it'll be different for each game. i know Ian and Jacob like them some Lorcana, for instance
 Mangledpixel: a whole table's worth of blurry shapes
Izzieon: good afternoon gang
 megaknightro21: SWU draft!!!!
   Anubis169: 
 CAKHost: o/
 incslayer: 
 djalternative: someone's going to notice the camera's on the wrong focus plane by the end of the subathon
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 0011110000110011: 👋
Duffadash: YMCA
   Anubis169: Y... M. C. A!
 cobalturge: 
leilei22: 
 the_phantom_game_player: Hello everyone
 djalternative: o/
 TheAinMAP:   
 IanAllenBird: :wave:
 the_phantom_game_player:    
 Gaz_L: i believe no draft for SWU, it'll be Wheeler and Ben playing with some of the new product, i think?
 vinewood_og: whacky inflatable flailing arms plastic streamers!?
marmalade_pen: hello draft people
 CAKHost: Ello!
 BrowneePoints: is there a low hum? am I going mad? I don't smell toast
 Thisbymaster: no one here is burned out, nope no way
 vinewood_og: Weeew!?
Firewhiskers: This isn't Demon's Souls
 Earthenone: yeah SWU will be the new 2 player starter if it occurs
 nessiah_aries: Time to tear into some shrink wrap.
 googoltudoris: FOCUS! wait, forgot my glasses
   Anubis169: moar coffee 
 Austere_Squire: hullo, all
 LadyLockwood92: Howdy~
 CAKHost: This is going to be bizzare decks to draft if they are all going into one deck 
  TXC2: Hello Ben and Serge and James and Graham and Kathleen and Nelson
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 Pywodwagon: the real elden ring was giving Adam a machine gun
 Didero: Ursula's Return
 nessiah_aries: Time to build Eel Tribal.
 nessiah_aries: *Typal
 TheBattleOfHastings: No beejlander?  
 BrowneePoints: iirc she was Court Advisor but was hurled out of Atlantis?
Fluffy776: Draft! I mean Surge!
  TXC2: Sure Serge
 BrowneePoints: I don't know the Disney Lore
epsilon_vee: yes, and
 finestotter: She does trick Ariel
 seanmrwick: oooh this looks fun
 Didero: No, in Ursula's Return Ursula tries to take over the Lorcana world. In the co-op game Illumineer's Quest: Deep Trouble, you play with Lorcana cards to defeat Ursula
 geckoinasuit: i did a draft of the new swu set last night and it slaps
 BrowneePoints: her name is Aboleth
 BrowneePoints: she sucked
Invitare: Abeloth
 BrowneePoints: those books SUCKED
 BrowneePoints: Abeloth*
 Krillin_fan: i'm sure there will be some revenge while she returns
Fluffy776: That goofy worm thing in that asteroid?
 Mindfire13: Palpatine?
EvilBadman: Ursula's Revengence
  TXC2: !subathon
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 SeaDiegoFC: The Mother
 jacqui_lantern234: sauron definitely got defeated, went away, came back to get fully ended by Frodo
 BrowneePoints: @Invitare SAME BRAINCELL! Fate of the Jedi SUCKED
 CAKHost: Beejlander will return when the Level 5 Super Judge demands it (and they restock on the cards for it too)
 seanmrwick: Im curious about how this Modern Horizons draft goes because I opened mainly eldrazi....is that a sign?
Invitare: I've not even read the books
 Mangledpixel: the Lance of Longinus
 ClodiumSoride: Hey, that's also a Star Wars reference, since Return of the Jedi was originally called Revenge of the Jedi.
Invitare: I just know of her
 betweenmyself: I’m sure she returns with apology notes and delicious baled goods
 Luminaire_p: The prow of the boat?
 50keyz: he read WEBNOVELS lol
 betweenmyself: *baked good
 CanvasWolfDoll: chat is god now
 Frankenstain: hey G nice hoodie, I just got one that looks like it in the mail today!
 raulghoulia: Tang. Where it's all Tang
  TXC2: !subathon
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 Fanklok: Gotta keep it going or we don't get a ppr this set
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 BrowneePoints: Can some of them be colored with Food Coloring?
 BrowneePoints: for a Rainbow of Water Balloons
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  TXC2: Damn Serge 
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 AugmentingPath: Timbits, I believe they're called
 SeaDiegoFC: How many timbits is it?
 MommaGart: Happy drafting!!
  TXC2: MommaGart  
 Krillin_fan: is what you're doing now considered a Canadian bit?
 Soniczephyr: @MommaGart Thanks for the gift sub!
 LoadingReadyRun: we've played Flesh and Blood on stream once or twice and had fun
River: hello
 TehAmelie: so how modern are these horizons? 19302?
 RandomTrivia: 
 LiveFaust: Sorry, Serge. I hate to break it to you, but it's after 11. Time to do math.
 seanmrwick: perhaps this draft will get me inspired to potentially get into playing MH3
  TXC2: how much Norwegian Koerna is the bits? 
EvilBadman: Speaking of Magic, also a PPR on sunday. Whaaaat
 TehAmelie: *1930s?
 Gaz_L: oooh, boosty car has been painted?
 red_shoes_jeff: 1500
GrizzlyMcGrowley: Y'all ever think of adding Flesh and Blood to the card game rotation?
 Didero: Keep the good cards, pass the bad cards
 Peevvi: Writhing Chrysalis
 cartermatic313: thanks for tyhe gifted sub
 Leonhart321: Always force Temur
 MommaGart:   
 seanmrwick: Serge, as a judge, is the Eldrazi ramp actually a thing in this set?
Cptasparagus: everybody hates Chrys
 Gaz_L: @GrizzlyMcGrowley they've played it a few times, i don't think it clicked with enough people in the moonbase
 ContingentCat: Hey LRRfolks, I've been lurking through this but I wanted to say I had to break up with my gf on Sunday and just having this to not be alone has been a big help.
  TXC2: no one ever has just the one chrys
 baskwalla: Serge
 Fanklok: You first pick Monstrous Vortex
ALLxISxLOST: -2/10
 Oxdans: Eww
 geckoinasuit: serge no
 incslayer: that was not a bad joke it was just bad
 RandomTrivia: 
 BITs19_: !card writhing chrys
  LRRbot: Writhing Chrysalis [2RG] | Creature — Eldrazi Drone [2/3] | Devoid / When you cast this spell, create two 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature tokens with "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}." / Reach / Whenever you sacrifice another Eldrazi, put a +1/+1 counter on Writhing Chrysalis.
 RandomTrivia: Get him, Kathleen!
 pn55: 
 SnackPak_: time to explain the joke to Serge
Carson Chavez: C-
Joshua Trytten: SERGE!
 MilkInBags: at least serge you don't talk about sun lotion in french
 Krillin_fan: we're 5 minutes in and Kathleen has almost resorted to violence.  It's gonna be a good draft
 RandomTrivia: And there it is
GrizzlyMcGrowley: @Gaz_L ah gotcha, thanks. Do you know how long ago it was?
  Sarah_Serinde: Ah Serge 
 MommaGart: Excuse me, She Writhe on my Chrysalis till I Spawn
   Anubis169: hehehehe
 RandomTrivia: Serge "Actual Cinnamon Roll" Yager strikes again
  TXC2: serge doesn't understand that people talk about sex it seems 
 Austere_Squire: i sympathize because i am the serge in my friend group
 shendaras: 
 seanmrwick: I actually want to add more King Gizzard in my youtube playlist, Kathleen. any banger songs that you suggest?
  TXC2: !clips
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 PawssumFable: @ContingentCat Aw, hugs. I've been there.
 Earthenone: a tim bit is roughly 61 bits, so 12213 timbits raised so far roughly
yatagarasu1177: i see a green fight brewing
itsaysTRUENO: you'd never know Serge works at a company that's entirely online
 DoctorHutch: Usually i give serge the benefit of the doubt, but it's simply not believable that serge don't understand d that reference
 Austere_Squire: do eet, ben
  TXC2: Serge is a dog that was granted a wish to be a human
Fluffy776: "She pintle on my gudgeon 'til I hinged" is my personal favorite
Eepy Alice: omfg serge
River: also hello Paul on tech
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 Austere_Squire: are there bad MH3 packs
 Krillin_fan: 28 years of drafting.  Still say "left, right, left" at the start of every single draft
 seanmrwick: that's a good pick, Nelson
 mercano82: He took the one that's missing from the pack he passed you, Ben.
 Gaz_L: @GrizzlyMcGrowley last time looks like May '22
 MilkInBags: Ben don't
 Austere_Squire: do it, ben
 Gaz_L: it's on the LRR TT channel on YT
 seanmrwick: Nelson's first pick is a similar thing I picked too
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  TXC2: Ben there with the only 5c Commander that Brawl hasn't made aweful 
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  TXC2: leondebowa  
 MommaGart: oh my goodness
clarinetman:   
 leondebowa: have an hour
 gameboy350: I would simply take the extended art, it must be stronger
 Earthenone: wow 12 3's?!
 Didero: I'm not that familiar with drafting, why are they shuffling the cards?
 Unas84: Nelson and Ben are gonna be in eachother's way for a while here 
 macintose: hell yeah brother
 the_phantom_game_player: Ben maybe?
 Malkmaven1176: That's a full hour added, Nice!
 seanmrwick: actually....Bengineering's first pick is the same one I first picked
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 JRandomHacker: @Didero If you're being super-extra-serious, the player you pass to might be able to tell which cards you had pulled to the front to look at
 insanecat6mtg: Ooh! I'm in time to catch most of the draft!
 JRandomHacker: But mostly it's habit
 RandomTrivia: WOAh
 GameSageZB: why does the streamer not simply construct five color good stuff?
 RandomTrivia:  
  Juliamon: Didero It helps obscure the rarity of the card you took, which is an ingrained habit
 Alas_Babylon: @Didero More force-of-habit than anything, but it's good to absolutely ensure that the order of the cards can't be memorized as it gets passed
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/HonestRamshackleMeatloafChefFrank-z7c86jkcfbhzYYLp
 theeffohzero: might wanna change the game in the description
FickleMuse: Ooo
 leilei22: thank you @leondebowa
 RandomTrivia: That was Heather, the Criminal, right?
 Didero: Ah, that all makes sense. Thanks @JRandomHacker @Juliamon and @Alas_Babylon
  TXC2: LoadingReadyRun  twitch is still set to demon's souls
   LoadingReadyRun: @TXC2 thanks!
  TXC2: LoadingReadyRun  no worries
 theeffohzero: who's running tech? is it mr. Saunders?
 nessiah_aries: Kathleen is drafting funny clowns.
 TheWooglie: are Graham and Adam at the back of the table so their tallness is reduced by perspective?
 nessiah_aries: Wait, that's just Rakdos.
eh_yo_flake: Graphics aren't as good.
ALLxISxLOST: What keywords is everyone at the table? I think Graham is landfall.
 Didero: It only counts as Demon's Souls if everybody picks Black
 seanmrwick: what's one of the best current sets to draft currently?
EvilBadman: Land - Poison Swap
 Gaz_L: Patches would be one of those creatures that you cast but give to an opponent for a downside
 BrowneePoints: well the former Warcraft General Manager is now President of WotC so we have to get UB Warcraft first right?
 seanmrwick: Elden Ring would be very good for Mono-black or Rakdos
 MommaGart: Modern Horizons 3 is the Demon Souls of MTG 
GrizzlyMcGrowley: @Gaz_L Ok, so it's been a sec then.. Hope they give it another shot, I'm really enjoying the more recent sets and the new one coming in September seems fun! Thanks for taking the time to respond
 razorswift: BAYLE
 Krillin_fan: you thought the names were bad last time?  hold my beer
 DrMagnify: good old placudisax
 MilkInBags: can't wait for the Vine mtg set followed by the TikTok expansion set
 Davlenagain: Have they said what people are part of the PPR this weekend?
  RayFK: She's Ol' Rellanable
 AugmentingPath: If you wear a mask and wear sunscreen you absorb a lot less Elden Ring from your environment
 LowUpsideCJ: Good afternoon modern magicians!
 seanmrwick: I mean....using the art work from Elden Ring would be interesting for Universes beyond for the full art lands
  TXC2: hello LowUpsideCJ  welcome
 nessiah_aries: Bayleful Strix: an Owl that eats large dragons
 Unas84: I bet Graham can't wait for the Star Trek set! 
 Gaz_L: @GrizzlyMcGrowley I'd be intrigued to see them try Prof's multiplayer box thingy
  TXC2: !ppr
  LRRbot: The Bloomburrow PPR will be on Sunday, 21 July at 10am PDT! More info forthcoming.
 snowewolf: are you playing the pre-cons sunday?
 BrowneePoints: The set looks SICK. Very big Lorwyn Meets Ravnica vibes and so amazing
 tehfewl: super fun and super cute
 Mangledpixel: super fun, and super cute
 theeffohzero: dat timing
 Krillin_fan: the old sub-a-thon into PPR, classic
 betweenmyself: I eagerly anticipate the logical endpoint where all Elden Ring boss names are a random assortment of lowercase L’s and uppercase i’s
 Mangledpixel: tehfewl o/
  TXC2: Unas84  don't you dare tease me with that shit 
 Sibwow: omg
 MommaGart: WAIT BUT THAT IS SO HYPE
 50keyz: omg
 Mr_Horrible: oh cute!
marmalade_pen: Oh my
 RandomTrivia: AWWW YISSS
 JRandomHacker: Official LRRSonas!
 DiscordianTokkan: The Chosen Fursona
 BlueFingers5: Lrr fursona reveal
 thejadedthief:  
abslomdaak42: Oh hell yeah
 seanmrwick: I may be skipping Bloomburrow
 jjcard: this is going to be the first prerelease I've gone to since War of the Spark
 TheWooglie: Ben is a spider
 50keyz: I CAN ONLY GET SO HYPE!
 Unas84: @TXC2 Borg infect is gonna ruin standard 
CrossXhunteR: im planning on attending my first prerelease next week, playing Magic for the first time in like 15 years
 couchboyj: Task failed Kathleen.  HYPE!
purposesunknown: Ben has to be a squirrel
 Molator: 
  TXC2: HYPE has reached MAXIMUM LEVELS!
BrookJustBones: Bintherong
 tehfewl: @Mangledpixel same mind!
 electric_claire: angler fish
 tru_boredom: Giraffe Adam let's go
 RandomTrivia: 
 leilei22: yay
 snowewolf: Kathleen is bat
 50keyz: crow
 rhapsodyblue92: LRR fursonas!!!
 MommaGart: @Kathleen, my guess is you are an animal
 SenshiSun: kathleen is clearly a bat
 Verrain2: Raven or bat
 LordZarano: I'm hoping Ben is a Pokémon
 the_phantom_game_player: So Graham as a bear again?
 Mai_Andra: Ben's is just a photo of Remy.
 MrMatternot: Gobl-bat
 BrowneePoints: Kathleen is 100% a Bloomburrow Squirrel Necromancer Queen
 seanmrwick: I've always thought that Kathleen would be a Cat
 RandomTrivia:  Adam
 tru_boredom: No giraffe Adam???
 Sibwow: if a binturong planeswalked to bloomburrow what would it become
 razorswift: my guess for kathleen is the obvious lizard wizard
 hesterbyrde: fursonas for everyone!
 jacqui_lantern234:  ADAM
 snowewolf: +
EvilBadman: Ah, the Banturaung
 seanmrwick: Adam I could see.....more as a wolf
 PawssumFable: There are many possums
 Jigokuro: Assigned Fursona At PPR
  TXC2: Sibwow  a panther natch 
 seanmrwick: like a Gray Wolf
 Mai_Andra: wotc did put in a weasel for Voxy
 Metric_Furlong: mandatory, management-assigned fursonas
Clockwork Cthulhu: I can see Kathleen as a Bat
Lasciel Woodburne: draft? draft!
 CanvasWolfDoll: guessing kathleen's a shrew, graham's a badger... ben's a beaver and serge is an otter
 insanecat6mtg: For some reason I'm picturing Kathleen as a badger.
 Alas_Babylon: !card The Infamous Cruelclaw
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 BrowneePoints: a BUSTED weasel
 RandomTrivia: Can weasels make that much sound?
abslomdaak42: Anyway, did Kathleen already say why she wasn't there for the morning w/ James and Jacob?
 PawssumFable: Kathleen is A CAT YOU GOOF
 seanmrwick: @Mai_Andra i saw that in Voxy's stream and it was actually pretty funny
 nessiah_aries: Any rats in chat?
 Alas_Babylon: They *did* put in a Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom though
  TXC2: Weasel was put in for me, 'cause that's what I called in school 
 iris_of_ether: There's also frog and raccoon
 seanmrwick: her reaction was priceless
 50keyz: Serge clearly a friendly Otter
purposesunknown: They'll put in weasles but when it comes to Native Americans we just become non-sentient cacti 
 darkora: @nessiah_aries right here!
 CanvasWolfDoll: they put in various weasels for me specifically to tempt me into getting back into magic
 Alas_Babylon: Serge is 4000% an otter, and you can't convince me otherwise
 hesterbyrde: i run a totentanz deck! rats represent!
 seanmrwick: @Alas_Babylon yeah, Serge would 100% be an otter
abslomdaak42: @50keyz Nah, I think Serge is a rabbit
 PawssumFable: I can get on board with Otter Serge
 MilkInBags: if i went to bloomburrow I'd be a wasp 
  TXC2: hesterbyrde  only if you don't have rat colony 
 raulghoulia: I'm upset that one card doesn'y Say Amass Snail 1
GrizzlyMcGrowley: @Gaz_L For sure! Ultimate pit fight would be neat to see
 seanmrwick: I'm looking more for Mono-green Mana dorks
 PawssumFable: Kathleen = Serval
 hesterbyrde: I do not @txc2
 Unas84: my Squirrel EDH deck sure is getting a boost
Cptasparagus: my druid kindred deck is VERY happy
 seanmrwick: and/or Ramping so hard
  TXC2: hesterbyrde  well good then
 RatherLargeToad: so many new good frogs
ALLxISxLOST: animal related decks seem wild to me. a bit beast like.
 public_key_reveal_party: just got here, mh3 draft?
 the_phantom_game_player: @public_key_reveal_party Yes
 Gaz_L: from what i can tell, Bloomburrow is a 2 colour set with each pair/guild equating to one animal kindred deck?
 razorswift: @public_key_reveal_party mh3 draft.
 seanmrwick: why is MH3 mainly highlighting Eldrazi? Is there a story behind that?
 Mr_Horrible: "Call a judge!... but not for me!"
 seanmrwick: @public_key_reveal_party yep, just in time
 hesterbyrde: @txc2 to be honest it's not a very good deck. I don't have any of the real power rat cards. like Marrowgnawer etc. But it's fun and sometimes I can look cute and innocent enough and chew on the baseboards long enough to surprise win
 as_ever_ellesandra: @seanmrwick probably in part to have an excuse to re-post the articles
 nessiah_aries: Final Boss of Bloomburrow is just gonna be Greasefang.
AsheCrimson: Hi everyone! Did the draft just start?
 dungeonmasteralek: it's pack 2
 PawssumFable: It's about 10 mins in
 as_ever_ellesandra: @AsheCrimson we just cracked pack 2
  TXC2: hesterbyrde  fair enough, it's just I play brawl and Gods do I not like rat colony 
 seanmrwick: @as_ever_ellesandra that's fair. I don't really play Eldrazi in any of my decks
 BlueFingers5: Still time to pivot
AsheCrimson: Ah, gotcha, good deal!
 ElementalAlchemist: Pack 2 is basically still the start
 public_key_reveal_party: plenty of time left to pivot, then regret pivoting
  TXC2: hello AsheCrimson  welcome
 TheElrad: but it's too early for the pack 3 pivot
 seanmrwick: I do however play a decent Goblin commander deck with Krenko Mob Boss as.....The Gobfather
 TheWooglie: that line is very windy
 ElementalAlchemist: #PowerStayTheLine
 finestotter: Stay the course?
 darkora: Good ol' "not dead yet" Yaeger
 tehfewl: Knotmaster? i thought the Bloomburrow PPR was Sunday?
 SolarBlitz1: I should hope it's real or I'm having a wild friday
AsheCrimson: @TXC2 Thank you for having me, great to be here!
 Austere_Squire: true draft experience
 TheNideon: MAGIC
 Metric_Furlong: "is this what I thought I should be doing with my life?" 
  TXC2: and now the draft TRULY begins
 Austere_Squire: kathleen honestly just made me feel better about every time i've ever tried to do
 seanmrwick: magic magic magic magic magic
GrizzlyMcGrowley: Magic magic magic MAAAGIIIIC
 Swageki: magic magic magic magic magic magic
 seanmrwick: derp derp derp, I'm (insert name), this is how I talk
  TXC2: GrizzlyMcGrowley  "herp durp durp I'm Alex and this how I talk!"
Piecrust9: Oh hell yes in time for the drafting portion!
 the_phantom_game_player: I'm sorry if this has been asked but when they draft, what happens to the cards? I guess all the card go to the LRR shared box or something?
 tomnar: haha @TXC2 xD
 ClockTamer: did you guys hear about the magic magic magic? it’s gonna be so magic!
 seanmrwick: @TXC2 yeeessss, glad you got the reference right away
Piecrust9: Why does Ben have a nametag?
 Lobo_Apache: Wait, is it Foul Strike or Fowl Strike?
CrossXhunteR: they salvage the tokens
  TXC2: seanmrwick  one of the jokes that hooked me on LRR
 as_ever_ellesandra: @Lobo_Apache Fowl
 seanmrwick: also @LoadingReadyRun if it wasn't for your amazing content in Friday Nights, I probably would not be invested in MTG right now
GrizzlyMcGrowley: @TXC2 
 couchboyj: 2 is 2 fowl
 public_key_reveal_party: I looked under my seat and just found a spare usb c cable. I think you had the wrong address
 jacqui_lantern234: speaking of cards, what happened to the cards i asked Nelly and Adam to sign for me?!
 HedgehogKnight: So who's off work today because of the outage?
 NonUniqueGuy: Ben is a vampire zombie.
 Swageki: Nelson I like your shirt!
 public_key_reveal_party: @HedgehogKnight I had to do bonus support today because of the outage, so the opposite here haha
 Mr_Bitterness: Lots of poor people stuck in airports
 Pywodwagon: take the one card for the obvious pack 3 nadu
 seanmrwick: oh no need to be sorry about that at all actually! I still play with the Morksa, Undersea Sleuth that Kathleen signed at Magic Con Chicago as my "good luck charm" for my commander deck
 accountmadeforants: Lots of businesses use CrowdStrike for endpoint security, it turns out
 accountmadeforants: Also, "CrowdStrike" sounds like an exploit all by itself
 tomnar: @seanmrwick featuring LLR is hands down Hasbro's best investment in their portfolio 
 BITs19_: Fortunately  my office doesn't rely on those services. Unfortunately most of our clients do
 Gaz_L: noooooo
 nessiah_aries: Chris Alice
 DiscordianTokkan: dew it
 drrek0: Me checking out magic by chance lead me to an episode of Friday Nights which was instrumental in getting me into magic
Piecrust9: Can't believe ben opened a mythic uncommon
 SolarBlitz1: Who rotated Graham?
  TXC2: you know, say what you will about Microsoft, there's reasons their updates come on Tuesdays 
 seanmrwick: @tomnar for sure! I still find of lot of good humor in their magic related stuff and old vintage and also LRR interestingly made me curious about legacy
 geckoinasuit: this makes me want to open more mh3
 jjcard: my work stuff is down because of CrowdStrike, luckily we also already had the day off 
  TXC2: pushing to Prod Midnight friday? get F'd 
 seanmrwick: @TXC2 our company had that happen but....I was out like a light sleeping when that happened. Luckily we didn't get hit too hard
 jacqui_lantern234: that IS a nice jacket
 SnackPak_: gottem!
 RandomTrivia: Hehehehehe
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 control_rig: Gottem!
  TXC2: seanmrwick  oof
 as_ever_ellesandra: Paul grabbing the spear "Hullo!"
 Iluvatardis: it's made of ... iron?
 public_key_reveal_party: I always push my updates on friday at 4:30. then turn my phone off and throw it away. therefore it isn't my problem
 jacqui_lantern234: @as_ever_ellesandra pfft
abslomdaak42: That spear is gonna be really useful today
 betweenmyself: I too shall laugh in order to mask the intense emotional pain I am experiencing.  HAHAHAHA 
 frameshifty: "light summer layers" always forget some people don't live in hot deserts
 seanmrwick: @TXC2 since our company uses a software for retirement communities, we're letting the clients know "everything is 100% under control"
  TXC2: public_key_reveal_party  monster 
 nessiah_aries: Inb4 Adam puts Shadow Spear into his draft deck to give his opponents paper cuts with it.
 Kingsgrave: "Paul, get the spear" vs. "Beej, get the bat"
ALLxISxLOST: is Ben more of a forestwalk or mountainwalk?
  TXC2: seanmrwick  ah well that's good at least
CrossXhunteR: a quiver for a beer
 RandomTrivia: I love this mental image
 as_ever_ellesandra: I think Graham just wrote a Crapshot
 Davlenagain: That sounds like a Crapshot.....
 seanmrwick: @TXC2 yeah, I'm glad none of the data was actually breached so we are safe
 Gaz_L: "Geoffery? Break out Lucille!"
KinkerbellRose: Yes! For once it's not a breach! Just a really. REALLY bad oops.
  TXC2: Gaz_L  Great reference!
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/TriangularCuriousPassionfruitPraiseIt-2PIq8gcaW1dfwCg1
 lamina5432: is it a wood or iron spear
 Mangledpixel: and no, I am not CGI-ing that
 NonUniqueGuy: The case or the spear?
 as_ever_ellesandra: alright chat, someone send lrr The Spear
 seanmrwick: not to sound like a typical lrr fanboy but the crapshots actually got me inspired to think about writing my own little short videos
 LadyLockwood92: Paul is the Mysterious Stranger.
ALLxISxLOST: @LadyLockwood92 pew pew?
 jacqui_lantern234: if i lived in victoria, id 100% let you borrow my rattan spear
  TXC2: LadyLockwood92  whose Miss Fortune and why is it Missy ?
 BrowneePoints: speaking of Secret Lair did Graham see the Badger Garruk?
 seanmrwick: also, if it wasn't for MTG, I probably wouldn't be going back into doing commander nights with friends and former and current co-workers
 geckoinasuit: Kiora is an axolotl
 Mr_Horrible: yeah, a G/B garruk in the... commander? stuff
 Bugberry: Teferi Secretary Bird is my favorite.
 Mr_Bitterness: Vraska's a snake, despite the story saying she's a lizard
 Austere_Squire: wait, i must see this
 RandomTrivia: I'm so mad that they're holding certain Imagine Critters hostage
 Mr_Horrible: oh, secret lair
 nessiah_aries: Call Edge, he knows all about the Spear.
 JRandomHacker: They didn't give Snake-Vraska people-hair
 geckoinasuit: sorin is a bat, i wish they'd done more creative choices with him
 Kingsgrave: Ok, but hear me out: Lizard with snake hair
 LadyLockwood92: Yeah, briefly..
EvilBadman: And the Red Planeswalker critter is uhhh... Hrm.
CrossXhunteR: all gas, no brakes
 BrowneePoints: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GSyhhh7XAAAuHCp?format=jpg&name=small
 seanmrwick: so if Vraska is a snek....does this mean we could boop the snoot or is Vraska nope rope/ danger noodle?
 couchboyj: Adam would want a cup of that pack's piss
 Koshindan: The longest matches are two people with bad decks.
 seanmrwick: @couchboyj and then test it for drugs
  TXC2: only Jace can boop Vraska' snoot 
 Jigokuro: What animals would the characters from Bylaw & Order have become if they landed there?
 Austere_Squire: oh, i just looked that up and huatli is adorable
 Gekyouryuu: wait... why is Vraska a snake? in the actual story, she's a lizard, and Ral is surprised and annoyed that she WASN'T a snake like he expected
 seanmrwick: @TXC2 he tried once....and Chandra looked at him and yelled "what are you doing?"
 Jigokuro: Not to distract Kathleen from drafting 
SpineBusterTee: i like the nametag because it just implies ben might forget his own name
 seanmrwick: whenever I see Vraska, I'm reminded of Medusa from the old Harryhausen "Clash of the Titans" for some reason
  Pharmacistjudge: (sarcastic joke) everyone forcing Eldrazi?
 as_ever_ellesandra: Leaf Gilder iirc
  Juliamon: Gekyouryuu Probably for that reason precisely
 as_ever_ellesandra: @Pharmacistjudge a chrysalis made the whole table. we're safe
JinaMahavira: After all, why shouldn't you
 Xed_Regulus: Trooper, nice
 ElementalAlchemist: "We're here for a time, not all time"
 Strebenherz: wait is fireball in mh3?
 as_ever_ellesandra: @Gekyouryuu because while she was the golgari queen she had snake energy - but after compleation and being re-fixed she now has lizard energy
 LadyLockwood92: I love that the IC version of Luminous Broodmoth just looks even more like Mothra.
  TXC2: seanmrwick  are you trying to tell me that canonic lesbian Chandra knows more about straight sex then Jace? 'cause I'd believe you 
  TXC2: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
  TXC2: *canonical
 cobalturge: Please hold
 red_shoes_jeff: 
 finestotter: @Strebenherz  Do you count an enchantment hydra?
 ElementalAlchemist: @TXC2 pfffffffffffft
 Gekyouryuu: @TXC2 actually, that just reminds me, one of my favorite reactions to Nissa's Imagine Critters card was "THEY'RE TURNING THE GAYS FROG!"
  TXC2: Gekyouryuu  
  Juliamon: 
JinaMahavira: 
 bakerydragon: @Gekyouryuu XD
marmalade_pen: how table get so smol
ALLxISxLOST: magic
 morgoth_bauglyr: Rotate The Chairs
 ElementalAlchemist: the gathering
  TXC2: the magic of labour
 googoltudoris: Jace reproduces asexually. he just casts himself, then copies the spell however many times he needs
 cobalturge: @marmalade_pen is not smol. is shrunk. too much dryer.
  TXC2: this is what happens during PRR's when Ben tells about commander cards
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ALLxISxLOST: but can Jace make paper cranes?
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gift, pyrehand! Welcome to alakazimdk! (Today's storm count: 234)
 seanmrwick: @TXC2 @TXC2 yes? Is this before...or after Nissa gives Chandra a wink?
 nessiah_aries: Wasn't Chandra stated to be bisexual or am I thinking of a different Planeswalker?
 googoltudoris: speaking of commander, did anyone else see the new squirrels deck?
  TXC2: nessiah_aries  kinda, there's been back and forth on Chandra's sexuality
 seanmrwick: @ALLxISxLOST so the newest "sequel book", Jace beleren and the 1000 paper cranes....and Servo facts
  TXC2: however, most fans (me, it's me) see her as a lesbian
 seanmrwick: is it weird that for the longest time I've had a crush on Chandra Nalaar?
ALLxISxLOST: I would probably actually read that
h3rsh3yb4r: Literal Flaming Pansexual
 RandomTrivia: Chandra has been written pretty clearly as the pansexual hot mess
superdude097: @seanmrwick I don't think so. A lot of people have crushes on fictional characters
 Blahguy_ssbm: I just got here chat what's going on?
 Molator: mh3 draft
 ExachixKitsune: @RandomTrivia: A position we all aspire too
  TXC2: Blahguy_ssbm  we're on break before our first game of MTG
 PhuzNutz: !subathon
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 RandomTrivia: ExachixKitsune 
 Blahguy_ssbm: love mh3, hype. thanks chat
 seanmrwick: @superdude097 I've kind of imagined some kind of "fan art" of me and Chandra as planeswalkers and I'm wearing matching armor as Chandra, except more fitted to me
 googoltudoris: "i have ascended your mortal concepts of gender, and sexuality. i am beyond male or female. i am here to fuck anything and everything that consents"
 PhuzNutz: @googoltudoris Hi Q!
Halinn: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: TCG Day at Fri 11:00 AM PDT (47m ago).
mival_rk: in how many hours is the preprepreprerelease?
  TXC2: 1ppr
  TXC2: !prr
 Didero: !ppr
  LRRbot: The Bloomburrow PPR will be on Sunday, 21 July at 10am PDT! More info forthcoming.
 CmdrMadMoe: youll get there
 cobalturge: @googoltudoris -Jack Harkness
 ClodiumSoride: got there
mival_rk: @Didero ty
 Gaz_L: i spy a Jordynne
ALLxISxLOST: how many oreos until breakdown?
 googoltudoris: @PhuzNutz yeah, but as soon as Q opens their mouth, things cease to consent
 CmdrMadMoe: is movie night tonight or was it last night?
  TXC2: lrr is gonna have to get a red wig to fake out chat 
  TXC2: CmdrMadMoe  last night
 CmdrMadMoe: dangit
  TXC2: googoltudoris  please, John De lancie could read a phone book into my pants
  Defrost: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a Boy Scout jamboree.
 CmdrMadMoe: uh
 googoltudoris: @TXC2 sure, sure. john de lancie doesn't have an ego the size of the universe, though
  TXC2: googoltudoris  touché
 MrGibberish: Only 9 more hours
WavesOfBabies: @LRRbot Is it? Or is it that you boys can't admit you have a problem?
 seanmrwick: @TXC2 what was the first episode of Friday Nights that got you into LRR?
 IbunWest: 
  TXC2: seanmrwick  the very first one, but what really got me into LRR was Commador hustle
missa_hancock: @seanmrwick the card for me
 seanmrwick: @TXC2 ah the Magic episode of "it's magic"?
 kragmabutch: @seanmrwick i think the first hero's path episode cause theros
  TXC2: turns out watching Graham kick Matt Wiggins in the groin is peak comedy to me 
 googoltudoris: what's the difference between the boy scouts and the army? *xrnxrnxrnx* boy scouts don't have heavy artillery
  TXC2: seanmrwick  no, the first offical Friday nights
 seanmrwick: @TXC2 I think it was around 2011 I started watching when it was either "constructed" or the very first episode of Friday nights
  TXC2: 2012 for me
 seanmrwick: @TXC2 I think it was the episode "Untap" as the first official episode
  TXC2: watched DB5, few months later got into LRR
 googoltudoris: am i the newest player in chat? BRO was my first set, ever
 3schr: I seem to have a sixth sense that allows me to tune in on every break between content blocks
 seanmrwick: I started watching Friday Nights when the episode "In Command" came out
 fonkoncle: would an in universe ppr (like full stream rather than ep) friday nights be something you think LRR does in the next five years?
  TXC2: fonkoncle  I doubt it, that seems like A LOT of work
KinkerbellRose: I randomly caught DB 2023, and have been slowly absorbing/watching the lore. >>
  TXC2: like that's basically a movie
KinkerbellRose: Been in love with these goobers since.
  Juliamon: More than a movie honestly
 fonkoncle: more like a compressed season
 IbunWest: More like the entire LOTR trilogy
 PawssumFable: Oh, you just wait. One day you'll have spent 10 years watching these goobers.
  Juliamon: I mean, if you wanted to pony up another $200k, I'm sure they'd consider it
  TXC2: and we're back
 CanPlayGames: What? This isn't BloomBurrow?
 wordnerdify:   
kiba509: Super hype
 Flyingdelorion: Hellooo!
  TXC2: !subathon
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 PawssumFable: Why is Adam mad?
 fonkoncle: it would prob work if it was like a custom cube arc
  Texan_Reverend: !prime
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 GoRiLLa87: 1000 100 100 100 100 100
 HorusFive: This where we live now 
 jessieimproved: Days of our Lives: MtG Edition
 RandomTrivia: We need to go DEEPER!
 BeccaTingles: loopy host best host
 itsr67: buenos dieas
 MilkInBags: what's up big adam
 42MiLLyWays: 1000
 HorusFive: Truth!
  TXC2: Damn right Adam
 wastetalent: true
 jessieimproved: heck yeah
 CaptainEnder7: As a teacher, agreed.
 PawssumFable: Oh okay, youre right
 LowUpsideCJ: He has to craft more arrows
 PawssumFable: No, you were scowling when I typed that
 Snowcookies: Adam is mad in the same way sad Keanu is sad
 PawssumFable: My lag is so bad
 seanmrwick: Adam is like the Genetic freak with 62 2/3 chance of winning
 jacqui_lantern234: why does that sound like Phillip Glass, Nelly
 HorusFive: Resting Caveman who ran a SF8 Tournament yesterday, king
 RandomTrivia: 
 BrowneePoints: I love the Dark Crystal so much
 SnackPak_: 
 Metric_Furlong: good job Nelson
 jacqui_lantern234:  NELLY
 wordnerdify: Brilliant, Nelson
 noSmokeFire: 
 beowuuf: 
 BrowneePoints: I will never forgive them
 cmdrud87: i can
 seanmrwick: since we have both Adam and Graham here, I thought I'd make that old wrestling reference
 BrowneePoints: Welp I have to end Nelson
 BrowneePoints: Sorry Nelson you had a long run
 Lobo_Apache: Get that ban hammer ready
queercrafting_chonk: canceled
 MilkInBags: I can't believe they cancelled Halo 2
 jacqui_lantern234: nono, nelly's right
 CookieMom: Adam's Deck name is "Let Me Teach You".
queercrafting_chonk: I absolutely adored the show
  TXC2: let nelly cook
queercrafting_chonk: and it is a crime it was canceled
 BrowneePoints: @jacqui_lantern234 welp now I have to end Jacqui
 jacqui_lantern234: as a fellow lover of Dark Crystal
 fonkoncle: nelsons comments just cancelled the bloomburrow puppet show
queercrafting_chonk: how dare Nelson not like the thing I like /s
 MilkInBags: it's dark joever
 Krillin_fan: Nelson I demand you be less reasonable
 macintose: transportation should be multifaceted and varied so we all have choice and the ability to move around more
 seanmrwick: its over Nelson, Adam has the high ground
 RandomTrivia: Oh no, Dark Jeskai flashbacks 
  TXC2: Henson studios response: Hmmmmmmm!
Invitare: Jeskai Henson's Dark Chrysalis
 NekomimiNinja: Rest In Pirogies, Nelly.
 SeaDiegoFC: Jeskai from Memphis
 MilkInBags: adam drank 17 PBR this morning
 razorswift: 6 hours?!
 frameshifty: has twitch recently gotten worse with audio desynching over time? seems worse like this last week or so
 Kingsgrave: Peak Adam humor right there
 bytecaster: I have never once got up and went
 Alness49: "Just"
 lochnessseammonster:   
 MWGNZ: weights dont lift themselves
 Leonhart321: How dare you Adam
 HorusFive: Adam- Duilt Bifferent
 jacqui_lantern234: Jes, Guy 
 SnackPak_: yeah, that just is doing all sorts of work there
 Mr_Bitterness: Adam's built differently
 Thaeus_Amrunion: I've gotten up and went to the bathroom.
 wordnerdify: A wonderful weirdo
 BeccaTingles: You also don't have kids...
 ShaneLeeAtk: That's Graham in the corner
 orangeceltic71: I love to get up and go!
 seanmrwick: I've been up since 5:30 this morning watering my plants, doing laundry and printing proxy magic cards
 thegiftedgrifter: Same energy as "have you just tried not being depressed"
  TXC2: ok chat, the subathon timer is under Adam's life total
 LowUpsideCJ: @frameshifty It gets bad for me, I just pause and unpause every once in a while
 NonUniqueGuy: I mean, you are on LRR, so yes, you are a weirdo
 MilkInBags: king
 jjcard: no alarm gang!
 macintose: nah, I'm right there with you adam
 orangeceltic71: Same! No alarms.
 vinewood_og: I slept like 5 hours after the movie night and feel like I get hit with the CrowdStrike outage!
 razorswift: tell us
 MrSarkhan: Adam is not human.
 Pywodwagon: Theres a judge I room with sometimes at event who wakes up at 530 am to go to the gym before 8am call times
 seanmrwick: doing the "cast cast cast" method
CrossXhunteR: i don't need an alarm anymore, but i do keep one on
 lochnessseammonster: i could never 
 hatboozeparty: Pls we need to know
 Gascitygaming: same
 TehAmelie: apparently we're all freaks and weirdos living in Vincent Price's world
 Leonhart321: That's illegal
 Gascitygaming: also only fall asleep in like a couple minutes 90% of the time
 singinnonsense: it's probably working out
 NonUniqueGuy: So if Adam dies, the stream dies?
 LowUpsideCJ: Yeah that's how I operate as well
 lochnessseammonster: i'm the weirdo that snoozes my alarm for an hour
Derekwillis: God I wish that were me.
 Greyah: I can't remember a time I didn't wake up tired.
 finestotter: Truly built different
 eshplode: I always wake up before my alarm. My body hates alarms
 SeaDiegoFC: As Adam takes damage, the subathon clock goes down faster /s
queercrafting_chonk: duilt bifferent
 PhuzNutz: Haven't set an alarm in years and still get up a littlw ways before 6 even when changing timezones
 SolarBlitz1: See I have part 1, but then I grab my phone and I waste the next 2 hours
 jessieimproved: I can get up and leave bed instantly.  I just can't go to sleep at night 
 HorusFive: Nelson- you have kids.  I haven't slept past 6am since they were born.
 lochnessseammonster: my mom does that
  TXC2: I exercise at 11a,
 Chronomagistrate: I used to be able to operate like that. Now I take a while to climb out of bed
  TXC2: *11am
 ShaneLeeAtk: o7
 DaniellNaruta: As someone else who does that, I think the waking up is connected to working out regularly
 Didero: Once again, Adam is an example
 LowUpsideCJ: I don't even do coffee
 Mewr11: I'm like, pretty like adam in that regard
Julian_Rogue: I'm duilt bifferently
 PhuzNutz: Must be an Adam thing
 drrek0: I can fall asleep in less than a minute. Waking up is super hard for me.
 MrSarkhan: I could never
 goateedave86: I can do it...but it is a problem
 anxietyparadingashuman: I am the same way, guess I am weird too, then again "normal" is overrated
 PhuzNutz: <-- Adam too
 GameSageZB: Look at you being a morning person!
 jjcard: I haven't used an alarm in over a decade.
 Flyingdelorion: Same Adam, apparently it's rare. Also I can sleep everywhere and anywhere, which is very convenient
 cmdrud87: but then, he also goes to bed between 11:30 and midnight
 Mewr11: I'll wake up between 6 and 7 and go read some news
 RandomTrivia: Living the dream
 Mr_Bitterness: I'm 100% with Nelson here
EvilBadman: Doesn't have to be kids, cats also pull that garbage
 chrisvonclause: I'm also like Adam, however I trade that for it taking me a forever to fall asleep. My wife can't get up early, but falls asleep instantly. I'm not sure which is better.
 lochnessseammonster: i built like nelson 
 cobalturge: Adam energy here!
 ElementalAlchemist: "at the crack of noon" honestly, same
 xVoxtric: Once I stopped drinking I could really pop up in the morning
  TXC2: Adam really turning every stream into Lets Nope eh? 
 MilkInBags: ok but can you play magic now 
 Underachiever28: if I don’t get up and work out immediately, I don’t do it. So what I’m trying to say is, I don’t exercise that often
 Wolfendragoon: it takes multiple alarms to get me out of bed before 10am, I can not comprehend being awake normally at 6
 SymphonySolstice: I wake up in the morning and feel like dying for the first 2 hours
   LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
  LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
 seanmrwick: im usually up at around 5 AM a lot of days
 lochnessseammonster: we love pregame podcast 
  LRRbot: Crackling Falls (front: Rush of Inspiration) | Land | Crackling Falls enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
CrossXhunteR: we almost had an achievement
 Swageki: almost
  LRRbot: Smelted Chargebug [1R] | Artifact Creature — Insect [1/3] | Menace / When Smelted Chargebug enters the battlefield, you get {E}{E}. / Whenever Smelted Chargebug attacks, you may pay {E}. If you do, another target attacking creature gets +1/+0 and gains menace until end of turn.
 PhuzNutz: @chrisvonclause Yeah, with you there. It's usually an hour or two of reading before I can actually fall asleep. Been that way my whole life.
Haroldholmes25: the falls? crackling
CrossXhunteR: you might have sleep apnea
 HorusFive: Nice Sleeves Nelson has.  Where could one acquire such things?
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 xVoxtric: 30 min to 6 hours, Nelson is so real for that
 Austere_Squire: Adam, just scandalized
 ContingentCat: consciousness isn't fun sometimes
 Wolfendragoon: if I am awake before 10am I feel like death for hours
 jessieimproved: If you wake up and feel awful you're waking up at the wrong part of your sleep cycle
 seanmrwick: I feel when I wake up, I totally have to make coffee first thing or take a shower
 MilkInBags: adam we don't all have the mental discipline to be active
 lochnessseammonster: i like my slow mornings and then work better late in the day
Invitare: I think I feel terrible when I wake up. But I'm so zoned out that I can't remember
 Didero: I only truly feel like shit when I have to get up earlier than usual to go to the office
 googoltudoris: i wake up in the morning and feel like dying for the first 24 hours HEYOOOOO
Julian_Rogue: Today adam learns about depression and other chronic illnesses
 tehfewl: its a depression thing for some....(myself included)
 MWGNZ: nelson spitting facts
 vinewood_og: Homer making noise in hell. Satan, "Be quiet, you'll wake up John Wayne!"
CrossXhunteR: my body is a temple, and i disrespect the hell out of it
 ManWithTheMask13: Wassup Adam, Nelson, Graham, Chat 
 Brozard: I’m literally going to physical therapy for this now
 MilkInBags: adam at 6:01 am 
 bytecaster: @CrossXhunteR I'm a blasphemer
  TXC2: hello ManWithTheMask13  welcome
 Lobo_Apache: Isn't there a theory where half t he population was meant to sleep/stay up later as a way to watch those who woke up early
 Bugberry: My work schedule is all over place, so some weeks I have to get up early a bunch and then stay up late the next.
 PawssumFable: Sleeping and sleeping well are different things too
 Austere_Squire: i think that's fine as long as it doesn't interrupt REM
 SymphonySolstice: brother I've been like this for 2 decades, I used to be nauseous every morning in high school
 FoxBehindTheTree: my body is a temple and its in ruins
 chrisvonclause: @PhuzNutz my wife comes to be like two hours after me most nights, and falls asleep instantly. It's maddening. Though when she gets up I've already been doing stuff for a solid 3 hours, so it definitely evens out.
rolanddegil: I think what can make the morning worse is when a sleep cycle is interrupted at the wrong time
 neveth: My body is a temple, crumbling and cursed
 ArkhamArchivist: Ancient, Cursed, and Crumbling
 SageofShadowzF: My body is a temple, old dusty and broken
FixTheJames: Me, sitting in front of my computer at 4pm on a Friday, stuffing myself with Ruffles, when Graham says people need to move more. "Hey!"
 noSmokeFire: my body is a temple and, buddy, I'm sacking it
 ManWithTheMask13: @TXC2 
 cartermatic313: touch card, slap it on the table
  LRRbot: Amped Raptor [1R] | Creature — Dinosaur [2/1] | First strike / When Amped Raptor enters the battlefield, you get {E}{E}. Then if you cast it from your hand, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card. You may cast that card by paying an amount of {E} equal to its mana value rather than paying its mana cost.
 insanecat6mtg: Sometimes it's just a matter of having your schedule actually lining up with your internal clock.
 PawssumFable: When I sleep well I need 6 hours
 notsoc00l_guy: waking up in the middle of the night is more nature for humans, people used to do that before electric lights
 bytecaster: That raptor looks aaaaamped
 vinewood_og: My temple is a den of iniquity let's face it
 seanmrwick: I think I also changed something in my day to day where after dinner over the summer, Spring and fall, I go for a mile walk so instead of walking 4 miles a week, I walk about 6 to 7 miles a week
  LRRbot: Aether Spike [1U] | Instant | Choose target spell. You get {E}{E}, then you may pay any amount of {E}. Counter that spell unless its controller pays {1} for each {E} paid this way.
 bytecaster: It stays in exile
 MilkInBags: it stays exiled
 Bugberry: Exiled
 Brozard: My body is a temple, and I haven’t donated to it in years
 MilkInBags: mountain is exiled
 Bugberry: It's not Cascade
 northos: mill plan activated
 bytecaster: Keep the body temple jokes coming chat!
  LRRbot: Snapping Voidcraw [1GU] | Creature — Eldrazi Turtle [1/3] | Devoid / {T}: Add {C}{C}. / {3}{C}, {T}: Draw a card.
 orangeceltic71: I think maybe my body is the parking lot near the temple.
 Austere_Squire: cards have downsides?
 BeccaTingles: Trying to sit through my first full game of MTG and I already feel lost
jovens_v: oh oh
 AugmentingPath: The most broken 1GU card in the set
 JRandomHacker: @BeccaTingles This is _quite_ a set to attempt to jump in on
 googoltudoris: my body is a temple, and i've lost faith in its god
  LRRbot: Plains | Basic Land — Plains |
 lochnessseammonster:  
  Juliamon: My body is a temple that the government refuses to assist because it's not a church.
 incslayer: my body is a temple and i am an agnostic
 PawssumFable: My temple requires chocolate sacrifices. Leave them on my desk.
 MilkInBags: my body is a temple to a dead and forgotten god
 Brozard: That was my original idea, but is tithing universal?
 Koshindan: My body is a temple; not open to the public before 11am.
 bytecaster: Core Set: Modern Horizons
 BeccaTingles: No worries, I'm here to chill with you guys
 Underachiever28: just tuned in. we drafting?
 SolarBlitz1: My body is a temple, a temple to unhealth
 Austere_Squire: aren't there like 60 returning mechanics in this set?
 bisaflau: my body is a temple, ancient and crumbling, probably cursed
 bytecaster: There are so many words
 noSmokeFire: is MH a better or worse introduction to magic than Roborosewater?
 3schr: I'm lost, but I'm here for card content until we move to Lorcana
 debtangel: Adam should probably actually exile those cards.
 Metric_Furlong: my body is a temple: it's slowly falling into ruin and all the valuable parts have been stolen by the British Museum
 Alness49: My body is a temple and I'm really confused because I wanted one of those body shaped bodies.
 GameSageZB: They're also not "explaining," and they're talking about other things at the same time! totally reasonable to get lost
 Bugberry: Magic is not the ideal spectator sport
 DaSunao: Ive been playing for a decade and I still can be completely lost
 seanmrwick: sounds like when I was watching highlights of the older pro tours
 PawssumFable: I played magic foever ago, and it's so different now
ConcedeToTheLeft: My body is a temple of Abandon, a bunch of satyrs getting drunk
 NonUniqueGuy: I only watch MTG. I get lost on what is happening so often.
 Brozard: My body is a temple, bustling on major holidays
 FoxBehindTheTree: its helped hearing you all say "wait what does that do" or "i messed up" - makes learning MTG better knowing people who play it alot still do goofs
  LRRbot: Aether Revolt [2RR] | Enchantment | Revolt — As long as a permanent you controlled left the battlefield this turn, if a source you control would deal noncombat damage to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, it deals that much damage plus 2 instead. / Whenever you get one or more {E}, Aether Revolt deals that much damage to any target.
 bytecaster: My body is a temple so it comes into play tapped but scries
 LowUpsideCJ: You also can't rewind the live stream to read cards. I do that a lot with vods
 jessieimproved: I've been watching y'all play magic for a while now.  I certainly have not "learned" how to play, although I have learned the terminology
 Fanklok: My body is a temple and at this temple we worship pizza
 seanmrwick: also Nelson, I have a question for you: in the format of Modern, why is the deck nicknamed "eggs" now banned?
CrossXhunteR: aether revolt is such a nuts card
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Chat, have we already gone through any TCG's or was Magic first in the schedule?
 LowUpsideCJ: Love the aether revolt deck
 JRandomHacker: @IaCthulhuFthagn We just started
baneless27: what format is this?
  TXC2: so Adam is running the Historic Boros deck? 
  LRRbot: Kozilek's Unsealing [2U] | Enchantment | Devoid / Whenever you cast a creature spell with mana value 4, 5, or 6, create two 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature tokens with "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}." / Whenever you cast a creature spell with mana value 7 or greater, draw three cards.
  TXC2: baneless27  draft
 Bugberry: Satya can easily run away with games
 munocard: Energy Guy is ridiculous. You made the right choice
 bytecaster: @baneless27 MH3
baneless27: @txc2 Thx!
  TXC2: IaCthulhuFthagn  this was first
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 tehfewl: satya is just good
  TXC2: Rogue_07  
 tehfewl: energy not required
 seanmrwick: last time I literally drafted was Theros block and I got super dumpstered
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 bytecaster: Both players have drafted decks I enjoy drafting, so I am here for this!
 IaCthulhuFthagn: The fact that Kozilek's Unsealing doesn't sac for the draw three is one of these things that doesn't matter (outside of Commander), but still feels wild to me.
  LRRbot: Tempest Harvester [1U] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [2/1] | When Tempest Harvester enters the battlefield, you get {E}{E}. / {T}, Pay {E}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
CrossXhunteR: graham, you mentioned during last week's FNPF that you recently ordered more of those large numeral dice. Where do y'all get those from?
ThanhtTheBoss: My body is a temple, we're just having a funding issue right now so we've shirked the upkeep of the grounds to keep the lights on.
 RevolverRossalot: My body is a monastery, and I'm being dissolved by royal decree
  LRRbot: Drowner of Truth [5{G/U}{G/U}] (back: Drowned Jungle) | Creature — Eldrazi [7/6] | Devoid / When you cast this spell, if {C} was spent to cast it, create two 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature tokens with "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}."
  LRRbot: Aether Spike [1U] | Instant | Choose target spell. You get {E}{E}, then you may pay any amount of {E}. Counter that spell unless its controller pays {1} for each {E} paid this way.
Kass: Adam has what those of us who were in the military or long term manufacturing jobs had. Just muscle memory to get up. But... that's not natural
  LRRbot: Crackling Falls (front: Rush of Inspiration) | Land | Crackling Falls enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
  LRRbot: Smelted Chargebug [1R] | Artifact Creature — Insect [1/3] | Menace / When Smelted Chargebug enters the battlefield, you get {E}{E}. / Whenever Smelted Chargebug attacks, you may pay {E}. If you do, a…
Gravel Relevant: love that let's nope podcast energy
  LRRbot: Amped Raptor [1R] | Creature — Dinosaur [2/1] | First strike / When Amped Raptor enters the battlefield, you get {E}{E}. Then if you cast it from your hand, exile cards from the top of your library u…
  LRRbot: Aether Spike [1U] | Instant | Choose target spell. You get {E}{E}, then you may pay any amount of {E}. Counter that spell unless its controller pays {1} for each {E} paid this way.
  LRRbot: Snapping Voidcraw [1GU] | Creature — Eldrazi Turtle [1/3] | Devoid / {T}: Add {C}{C}. / {3}{C}, {T}: Draw a card.
  LRRbot: Plains | Basic Land — Plains |
Aviv Fa: couldn't adam cast the spell and just not pay any energy to gian 2 energy back at least?
AubieMan001: I don't think he had a legal target
  LRRbot: Aether Revolt [2RR] | Enchantment | Revolt — As long as a permanent you controlled left the battlefield this turn, if a source you control would deal noncombat damage to an opponent or a permanent an…
  LRRbot: Kozilek's Unsealing [2U] | Enchantment | Devoid / Whenever you cast a creature spell with mana value 4, 5, or 6, create two 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature tokens with "Sacrifice this creature: …
  LRRbot: Tempest Harvester [1U] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [2/1] | When Tempest Harvester enters the battlefield, you get {E}{E}. / {T}, Pay {E}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
  LRRbot: Drowner of Truth [5{G/U}{G/U}] (back: Drowned Jungle) | Creature — Eldrazi [7/6] | Devoid / When you cast this spell, if {C} was spent to cast it, create two 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature toke…
  LRRbot: Aether Spike [1U] | Instant | Choose target spell. You get {E}{E}, then you may pay any amount of {E}. Counter that spell unless its controller pays {1} for each {E} paid this way.
 RandomTrivia: """just"""
 mweepigeon: oh no, no eldrazi. just three cards
rolanddegil: I played MH3 sealed on Arena, somehow went 6-3, got my gems back.  Sealed is usually such bad luck
 AugmentingPath: Did Nelson take the Aether Spike damage?
 elias2718: Did Nelson not take the 2 to the face?
  LRRbot: Unstable Amulet [1R] | Artifact | When Unstable Amulet enters the battlefield, you get {E}{E}. / Whenever you cast a spell from anywhere other than your hand, Unstable Amulet deals 1 damage to each opponent. / {T}, Pay {E}{E}: Exile the top card of your library. You may play it until you exile another card with Unstable Amulet.
 singinnonsense: yeah I think he should be at 7
  LRRbot: Thriving Skyclaw [2RR] | Creature — Cat Dragon [3/2] | Flying / When Thriving Skyclaw enters the battlefield, you get {E}{E}{E}. / Whenever Thriving Skyclaw attacks, you may pay {E}{E}{E}. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
 bytecaster: Oh no
 RandomTrivia: Well then
 AugmentingPath: aether revolt: it ends games
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Does anyone off the cuff know the number of cards that exist that have the same name as a set?
 bytecaster: I like the Aether Revolt deck a lot
 Mr_Bitterness: Aether Revolt is real
 seanmrwick: ive never played Energy before in my magic games
rolanddegil: I love red enchantments
 AugmentingPath: @IaCthulhuFthagn A lot.  Like 20 or 30
 Sandeon: doesn't Aether Revolt also trigger off paying Energy?
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 Shadowsoflife: was that the first match?
  TXC2: MrSarkhan  
 the_phantom_game_player: @Shadowsoflife Yes
 bytecaster: The revolt line is a nice bonus
  TXC2: Shadowsoflife  yes
 Shadowsoflife: Nice, thanks
 RevolverRossalot: Oop, sac'd my land. Time to zzzzap!
 seanmrwick: @Shadowsoflife I think either Game 1 or Match one
 Bugberry: Spawn are also good for revolting
 Shadowsoflife: @seanmrwick Thanks
 seanmrwick: @Shadowsoflife you're welcome!
 seanmrwick: @Shadowsoflife ok, so they're on Rd.1, game 2
 bytecaster: I wonder how many dice in total are in the Moonbase
  LRRbot: Fanatic of Rhonas [1G] | Creature — Snake Druid [1/4] | {T}: Add {G}. / Ferocious — {T}: Add {G}{G}{G}{G}. Activate only if you control a creature with power 4 or greater. / Eternalize {2}{G}{G}
CrossXhunteR: that was me asking about the dice. i love how large and readable they are
  LRRbot: Smelted Chargebug [1R] | Artifact Creature — Insect [1/3] | Menace / When Smelted Chargebug enters the battlefield, you get {E}{E}. / Whenever Smelted Chargebug attacks, you may pay {E}. If you do, another target attacking creature gets +1/+0 and gains menace until end of turn.
 doozard: Howdy folks, little late to card block. Any Beijlander on the docket today?
 BeccaTingles: Eternalise, to Galvanise by the Chemical Brothers
  TXC2: bytecaster  thousands, given the giant wine bottle of spindowns
 Shadowsoflife: @seanmrwick thanks again
  LRRbot: Evolution Witness [2G] | Creature — Elf Shaman Mutant [2/1] | {1}{G}: Adapt 2. / Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on Evolution Witness, return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.
 seanmrwick: @Shadowsoflife you're welcome again
  Juliamon: doozard No time for that
  TXC2: BeccaTingles  the time has come, to make a 4/4
 RevolverRossalot: As a UK'er: please do
  LRRbot: Cyclops Superconductor [1UR] | Creature — Cyclops Wizard [2/2] | Prowess / When Cyclops Superconductor enters the battlefield, you get {E}{E}{E}. / When Cyclops Superconductor dies, you may pay {E}{E}{E}. When you do, Cyclops Superconductor deals damage equal to its power to any target.
 doozard: @Juliamon Ahh
 RevolverRossalot: I like big dice and I cannot lie
 seanmrwick: you know what also works really well for storing dice? Bundle Boxes
 macintose: I wouldn't mind, I picked up similar dice from the dice emporium
 incslayer: that sounds like a place that sells dice
 bytecaster: Love dice shop online
 RevolverRossalot: Chef kiss
 MrGibberish: That is such a generic name. Wonderful
 Shadowsoflife: that branding
 Diabore: Any big hits in the draft?
 seanmrwick: I normally shop at my local game store for dice
 ranger34ofthespine: nice
KierenWinter: I'd love those thicc Spike Feeders/CaH dice but the shipping makes me cry
  LRRbot: Fanged Flames [1R] | Sorcery | Devoid / Fanged Flames deals 4 damage to target creature or planeswalker. If that creature or planeswalker would die this turn, exile it instead.
Aviv Fa: nelson shouldn't get spawns from the unsealing
  LRRbot: Unstable Amulet [1R] | Artifact | When Unstable Amulet enters the battlefield, you get {E}{E}. / Whenever you cast a spell from anywhere other than your hand, Unstable Amulet deals 1 damage to each o…
Aviv Fa: it says only 4,5, or 6
AubieMan001: Correct, it's off the cast of drowner of truth
  LRRbot: Thriving Skyclaw [2RR] | Creature — Cat Dragon [3/2] | Flying / When Thriving Skyclaw enters the battlefield, you get {E}{E}{E}. / Whenever Thriving Skyclaw attacks, you may pay {E}{E}{E}. If you do,…
  LRRbot: Fanatic of Rhonas [1G] | Creature — Snake Druid [1/4] | {T}: Add {G}. / Ferocious — {T}: Add {G}{G}{G}{G}. Activate only if you control a creature with power 4 or greater. / Eternalize {2}{G}{G}
  LRRbot: Smelted Chargebug [1R] | Artifact Creature — Insect [1/3] | Menace / When Smelted Chargebug enters the battlefield, you get {E}{E}. / Whenever Smelted Chargebug attacks, you may pay {E}. If you do, a…
  LRRbot: Evolution Witness [2G] | Creature — Elf Shaman Mutant [2/1] | {1}{G}: Adapt 2. / Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on Evolution Witness, return target permanent card from your graveyard to …
  LRRbot: Cyclops Superconductor [1UR] | Creature — Cyclops Wizard [2/2] | Prowess / When Cyclops Superconductor enters the battlefield, you get {E}{E}{E}. / When Cyclops Superconductor dies, you may pay {E}{E…
Dakota Sommer: not sure if youtube comments are being read but just wanna put it out there that adam's arms look huge; good job bud!
 SmithKurosaki: Good [timezone] chat
  LRRbot: Fanged Flames [1R] | Sorcery | Devoid / Fanged Flames deals 4 damage to target creature or planeswalker. If that creature or planeswalker would die this turn, exile it instead.
 bytecaster: It's really hard to resist the value
ItsEchelons: Looks like chessex is pre-ordering the large numerical dice
 RandomTrivia: !card satya
  LRRbot: Satya, Aetherflux Genius [1URW] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [3/5] | Menace, haste / Whenever Satya, Aetherflux Genius attacks, create a tapped and attacking token that's a copy of up to one other target nontoken creature you control. You get {E}{E}. At the beginning of the next end step, sacrifice that token unless you pay an amount of {E} equal to its mana value.
 seanmrwick: is it wrong to say that Magic is the gateway game that can also get people into playing D&D and stuff like that?
CrossXhunteR: satya, from the commander product
 MilkInBags: this card is not ok in limited
  LRRbot: Satya, Aetherflux Genius [1URW] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [3/5] | Menace, haste / Whenever Satya, Aetherflux Genius attacks, create a tapped and attacking token that's a copy of up to one other target nontoken creature you control. You get {E}{E}. At the beginning of the next end step, sacrifice that token unless you pay an amount of {E} equal to its mana value.
 RandomTrivia: @MilkInBags Profoundly not
 Shadowsoflife: @seanmrwick I wouldn't think so, there even a DnD magic set
 seanmrwick: I think I have one of those
  TXC2: seanmrwick  no, given it was invented to play between sessions of D&D 
 seanmrwick: @Shadowsoflife you're not wrong, I think it makes it more interesting
 seanmrwick: @TXC2 that actually makes a lot of sense
 MilkInBags: adam can wake up at 6 am and go to the gym, it's fitting he has an energy deck
  LRRbot: Drowner of Truth [5{G/U}{G/U}] (back: Drowned Jungle) | Creature — Eldrazi [7/6] | Devoid / When you cast this spell, if {C} was spent to cast it, create two 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature tokens with "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}."
 Bugberry: I used Satya with a Pinnacle Monk to get back an Energy spell. it was crazy.
  TXC2: and on Arena
 Diabore: Nelly doesnt get tokens, no colourless spent
  TXC2: like Omo 
 elias2718: what is making colorless?
 Shadowsoflife: Satya has menace?
 seanmrwick: which of the precon decks for EDSC is your favorite to play, @LoadingReadyRun ? Mine is Morksa because I can get a lot of tokens and create possibilities to make more than one version
 Seth_Erickson: Ulalek good in draft as well
  TXC2: Shadowsoflife  sure does
 Seth_Erickson: or sealed at least
 Seth_Erickson: in my experience
 Mr_Horrible: love to print "worse pillarfield ox" on a Modern Horizons set 
 Shadowsoflife: wild
 tehfewl: i used omo to make one of my creatures into an elf so my priest could tap for 2 mana
 Diabore:  nelly shouldnt have tokens
 the_phantom_game_player: I guess you're going to try to have an episode of EDSC or Friday Night Paper Fight when ever a new batch of precons come out?
 Bugberry: I played Ulalek once. It was fine.
 seanmrwick: @the_phantom_game_player I'm talking strictly EDSC
  LRRbot: Scurry of Gremlins [2RW] | Enchantment | When Scurry of Gremlins enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 red Gremlin creature tokens. Then you get an amount of {E} equal to the number of creatures you control. / Pay {E}{E}{E}{E}: Creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain haste until end of turn.
 Mr_Horrible: wait, that's Chat
 ylegm: that's modern horizons for you
 Mr_Bitterness: I know I enjoy eating artifacts and living off ambient aether
itsaysTRUENO: i prefer scurry of gremlins 2
BrookJustBones: Yeah, I don't think Nelly spent any colorless mana on the Drowner of Truth
KinkerbellRose: @itsaysTRUENO Electric Boogaloo?
 Diabore: @loadingreadyrun nelly didnt spend colourless on the eldrazi so he shouldnt have tokens
 goombalax: I've opened one (1) pack of MH3 and got Ulamog
 seanmrwick: one deck I'm looking forward to playing a lot of is Kruphix
 seanmrwick: especially when I can make my Kruphix deck into Simic artifacts
  LRRbot: Eldrazi Skyspawner [2U] | Creature — Eldrazi Drone [2/1] | Devoid / Flying / When Eldrazi Skyspawner enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature token. It has "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}."
 SmithKurosaki: @Dakota Sommer Generally they're not.
Dakota Sommer: I thought so, thank you for confirming. Just good vibes from the unknown then lol
  LRRbot: Satya, Aetherflux Genius [1URW] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [3/5] | Menace, haste / Whenever Satya, Aetherflux Genius attacks, create a tapped and attacking token that's a copy of up to on…
 SmithKurosaki: They do occassionally check in, but they're predominantly reading Twitch chat
  LRRbot: Drowner of Truth [5{G/U}{G/U}] (back: Drowned Jungle) | Creature — Eldrazi [7/6] | Devoid / When you cast this spell, if {C} was spent to cast it, create two 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature toke…
  LRRbot: Scurry of Gremlins [2RW] | Enchantment | When Scurry of Gremlins enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 red Gremlin creature tokens. Then you get an amount of {E} equal to the number of creatures you…
  LRRbot: Eldrazi Skyspawner [2U] | Creature — Eldrazi Drone [2/1] | Devoid / Flying / When Eldrazi Skyspawner enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature token. It has "Sacrifice thi…
 Seth_Erickson: Adam started with 11 energy and made 2 with the bugs so had 13 total
CrossXhunteR: this is a board state for Arena
 Ard_Rhys: the gremlins end up as 5 power each
 ylegm: I'm gonna go get a coffee
 macintose: magic the counting-ing
 Lobo_Apache: Is this what energy decks are like?
 ylegm: *tugs at collar*
 BeccaTingles: It's very relaxing to listen to, like a nerdy Shipping Forecast.
 Seth_Erickson: I missed that satya gives two energy as well
 coachNelly: this right now is the closest to winning a game of magic I’m gonna get rn
 ylegm: nelly lol
 coachNelly: like at least I can physically hear the cartoon circus brass instruments
 jacqui_lantern234: @coachNelly oofa AND doofa, together at last
 TK_Squared: I believe in you, Nelly.
 ManWithTheMask13: @coachNelly crouching medium punch him while he's doing match
 ylegm: hahaha
 coachNelly: lol
 RandomTrivia: @coachNelly 
 Sandeon: Lol, Nelly in the chat
 MWGNZ: 
 ManWithTheMask13: sandblast
 RandomTrivia: Adam must be minus so many frames while he's counting
CrossXhunteR: i was not told there would be math
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  LRRbot: Shadow of the Second Sun [4UU] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant player / At the beginning of enchanted player's postcombat main phase, there is an additional beginning phase after this phase.
 Jogela: @coachNelly Is this outside interference at this point? 
 couchboyj: Math is for attackers
 BeccaTingles: @CrossXhunteR My current theory is that Magic is stealth algebra homework with pretty pictures
 HorusFive: @CrossXhunteR MTG famously math-less game
 Pywodwagon: giving Adam a machine gun is a recurring theme of the subathon
 itbedefii: @BeccaTingles 
 Bugberry: !card sphinx of the second sun
  LRRbot: Sphinx of the Second Sun [6UU] | Creature — Sphinx [6/6] | Flying / At the beginning of your postcombat main phase, there is an additional beginning phase after this phase.
  LRRbot: Invert Polarity [UUR] | Instant | Choose target spell, then flip a coin. If you win the flip, gain control of that spell and you may choose new targets for it. If you lose the flip, counter that spell.
carbonoid12: good thing nelly had those tokens he shouldn't have gotten. he might have lost without them. /s
BrookJustBones: I had it in a big eldrazi deck and it was great, It goes at the start of the post combat main phase, so you can cast sorcery speed twice a turn
CrossXhunteR: it sometimes says "you win the game"
 RandomTrivia: Half the time it's Cancel. The other half it's Aethersnatch
 Bugberry: Invert is either Cancel or cheaper Mind Control
 Pywodwagon: heads I counter your one ring tails I get your one ring
 couchboyj: Amulet is super good too
 Ard_Rhys: amulet is great in the energy deck so I think Adam chose correctly
CrossXhunteR: there is no downside
 Jigokuro: Winning the flip on a board wipe is  though
 Pywodwagon: its a deeply unfun card
 itsr67: 
 drrek0: Invert Polarity often is "flip a coin, if you win, win the game"
 Bugberry: Some people like coin flipping.
 LowUpsideCJ: Guess for game mtg
CrossXhunteR: and it even sometimes goes through "can't be countered"
 seanmrwick: so Adam went 2-0?
Slyguy46: Hello Drs. LRR and chat. How goes the magic?
 itsr67: Wizards has definitely gone down the path of "As long as the person who cast it is having fun"
 Silver_Drgn: we are playing Hearthstone now
 noSmokeFire: I'm amazed we haven't gotten a legend named Heehee HooHoo
 niccus: it's a pokemon level power level card
itsaysTRUENO: coin flips in MTGA got me to quit the game. great job!
  TXC2: He he hoo hoo stocks have never been higher
 SeismicLawns: it's unfortunately very played in modern
 Mr_Bitterness: That's how I feel about the d20 cards from teh D&D sets
 Bugberry: @itsaysTRUENO what about them in paper magic?
  TXC2: hello Slyguy46  welcome
CrossXhunteR: the card is nuts
Slyguy46: Enjoying the subathon on my birthday!
 seanmrwick: btw, Graham's "Hearthstone" kind of game format sounds promising, but I think 100 cards would do better
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 HorusFive: Seems like a coin flip without a downside
 Pywodwagon: Adam can I interest you in t1 blood moons in legacy
 seanmrwick: instead of the usual 60 cards or packs
  TXC2: Slyguy46  happy birthday
 Bugberry: !card stitch in time
  LRRbot: Stitch in Time [1UR] | Sorcery | Flip a coin. If you win the flip, take an extra turn after this one.
 RandomTrivia: And then the boys come to *MY* yard instead of yours
 AugmentingPath: Yeah, MH3 is... generously, controversial in its impact on constructed
Slyguy46: thank you
VelvetFalcon: @Slyguy46 Happy Birthday!
 PawssumFable: Man I have to watch that movie
 DarkNacht: That is how I feel about card draw in MtG.
GiraffeStache: Adam is 100% correct
 seanmrwick: is Stitch in time Commander Legal?
 Lobo_Apache: I've ran into it a few times and it really does that a feel bad for those it's against
 CaptynByrd: Its a lot worse in formats that are mostly 1 drops
 SmithKurosaki: hi nelly
  LRRbot: Shadow of the Second Sun [4UU] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant player / At the beginning of enchanted player's postcombat main phase, there is an additional beginning phase after this phase.
  LRRbot: Invert Polarity [UUR] | Instant | Choose target spell, then flip a coin. If you win the flip, gain control of that spell and you may choose new targets for it. If you lose the flip, counter that spel…
Eepy Alice: "that heeheehoohoo value is through the roof" would make a good button
WizardDanceParty: I had my commander stolen with it in Brawl, can confirm, it was unfun
 cmdrud87: quite lterally, heads  win, tails you lose
  TXC2: !break
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 Sage0fMadness: @seanmrwick yes
 Lysander_salamander: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dialtown w/ Kathleen & Jordynne at Fri 08:00 PM PDT (7:33 from now).
 Bugberry: @seanmrwick it was in Guildpact. It's Modern legal.
itsaysTRUENO: @Mr_Bitterness 30 tokens created in one turn and i uninstalled lol
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 IaCthulhuFthagn: I misread Invert Polarity at first as only working against noncreature spells, and in that scenario, it felt like a much more "fair" 2 for 1 if you won the flip. As is now, it's Fractured Identity for 3.
 LordManiMani: Did you know that Reverse Polarity and Reverse the Polarity are two different cards separated by almost 30 years
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @AugmentingPath Compared to MH2 it's still nothing 
 PawssumFable: Test
 Bugberry: @itsaysTRUENO But those are in paper too.
carbonoid12: @PawssumFable pass
 PawssumFable: I guess my lag was letting the tab in firefox go so long that the chat was all still in memory 
  Juliamon: lmao
 PawssumFable: I'm gonna have to refresh on breaks
 Bugberry: @IaCthulhuFthagn how does being timing and coin flip reliant make it that?
 bytecaster: @PawssumFable long loooooong chat
Grumpingtoon: Using Peanut Butter Cupquakes by Big Giant Circles as the Break music does not get old. Honestly. Could listen to it on repeat for another 10 minutes
 PawssumFable: Yeah, I've had my PC on since the subathon started
 PawssumFable: I've refreshed maybe twice
 PawssumFable: I haven't always been at the desk, just letting twitch think there's an extra warm body watching though
  TXC2: do people not turn their PC's off at night? 
 PawssumFable: Oh, I usually do.
 macintose: not often
  TXC2: (or whenever they sleep)
 CaptainChibale: I put mine in sleep mode
  SmithKurosaki: @TXC2 I'll often sleep desktops. Laptops I dont like leaving on
 PawssumFable: Just letting myself stay in the viewers for twitch algorithms
 foopoiuyt: Not during the subathon at least.
 PawssumFable: "Oh look a popular stream" I hope it will say
Logan Uyeda: I got got by Invert multiple times in one draft event, hell of a card
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @Bugberry The "bad feels" outcome is that. I'm not saying the card on average is that good.
  TXC2: and we're back
 mostly_minerals: 
  TXC2: !subathon
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 MrSarkhan:    
 Sibwow: kathleen tells her sotry!
 PawssumFable: WOO
 Mr_Bitterness: Finally, Kathleen's opinions
 mostly_minerals: Finally!! 
 beowuuf: we're so back! but also back
 MrSarkhan:   
  TXC2: FINALLY it's time for HER story!
 Decaped: 
 bakerydragon: Get to the polls!
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 marawr_arts: 1000 
 hvhTim: how far are we from the cap?
 PawssumFable: So summer
 colonelkreiner: 110
 PawssumFable: I might pizza tonight
  TXC2: Kathleen tells her story from DB2017 is legit one of my top DB moments
 Diabore: i imagine we're very close to cap
 LowUpsideCJ: Roughly 12 hours off the cap i think?
 foopoiuyt: Wait, do we get to watch you pelt him?
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 Sandeon: There's a reason her name is CAT-leen
 MilkInBags: is this a cold brew from tim hortons
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 dungeonmasteralek: 145 Bidness
 vinewood_og: She throws it down, and she picks it back up! And she throws it down, and she picks it back up!
clarinetman: I am impressed that all LRR memebers dont spill drinks all the time. I know I would
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 PawssumFable: @ClockTamer I should start a tiktok that's just me shaking drinks together like that
 dm818: The invert polarity still on the card reader is menacing
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  LRRbot: Nightshade Dryad [1G] | Creature — Dryad [1/2] | Deathtouch / {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
 MrSarkhan: 
 0011110000110011: 
 gualdhar: Kathleen literally can't get away with it, she's being recorded
 mostly_minerals: Just a lil guy
  Juliamon: btw shoutout to Paul for deftly incorporating the timer into the top-down overlay!
  TXC2: ^
  LRRbot: Accursed Marauder [1B] | Creature — Zombie Warrior [2/1] | When Accursed Marauder enters the battlefield, each player sacrifices a nontoken creature.
 incslayer: LRR the only place where Ben would qualify as the "widdle" guy
 AugmentingPath: Graham at the harvest festival, praying to Demeter: "Can you adjust our crop slightly?"
 LowUpsideCJ: Love the eldraine lands
 singinnonsense: marauding the dryad
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 couchboyj: Knife the Nymph?
  Juliamon: big-winged goth gf
 bytecaster: Knife the Knymph
 cmdrud87: three turns for a tutor seems... slow
McMenno: this card is mid
 LordManiMani: What weird design
 todeswillen: Goth GF will by made
  TXC2: cmdrud87  it sure is
 JRandomHacker: Fun fact: if you grab Ulamog, the Defiler, it will see _itself_ enter from exile and come in as a 17/17 with Annihilator 10
 JRandomHacker: Also you'll take 10
 cmdrud87: @JRandomHacker lifee is a resource
 seinka: Little bog witch
  LRRbot: Eldrazi Repurposer [2G] | Creature — Eldrazi Drone [3/3] | Devoid / When you cast this spell and when Eldrazi Repurposer dies, create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token with "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}."
  LRRbot: Nightshade Dryad [1G] | Creature — Dryad [1/2] | Deathtouch / {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
  LRRbot: Accursed Marauder [1B] | Creature — Zombie Warrior [2/1] | When Accursed Marauder enters the battlefield, each player sacrifices a nontoken creature.
  LRRbot: The Creation of Avacyn [1BB] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Search your library for a card, exile it face down, then shuffle. / II — Turn the exiled card face up. If it's a creature card, you lose life e…
  LRRbot: Eldrazi Repurposer [2G] | Creature — Eldrazi Drone [3/3] | Devoid / When you cast this spell and when Eldrazi Repurposer dies, create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token with "Sacrifice this…
 PawssumFable: Little witch certainly
 JRandomHacker: @cmdrud87 I've won every game of limited I've done this in (which is surprisingly many)
 JPedro_o_Recruta: Is this a draft?[
 todeswillen: Nudel Boy
  TXC2: LRR's Lil'st rascal
  LRRbot: Emperor of Bones [1B] | Creature — Skeleton Noble [2/2] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. / {1}{B}: Adapt 2. / Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on Emperor of Bones, put a creature card exiled with Emperor of Bones onto the battlefield under your control with a finality counter on it. It gains haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
 PawssumFable: But like in a good way
 Austere_Squire: small menace
 macintose: bone daddy
 Sandeon: Bone Emp
  LRRbot: Seething Landscape | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Seething Landscape: Search your library for a basic Island, Swamp, or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Cycling {U}{B}{R}
CrossXhunteR: need an alter
  Juliamon: JPedro_o_Recruta Yep
  LRRbot: Deem Inferior [3U] | Sorcery | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each card you've drawn this turn. / The owner of target nonland permanent puts it into their library second from the top or on the bottom.
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 schordash: 81 ooowei~
  TXC2: Ben bringing in a ringer
 hatboozeparty: 
 Sandeon: Ben taking advantage of James' skills
 MTGRanger: Oh I like Kathleen in the corner
 cmdrud87: ben looks... different
 gualdhar: James has two jobs, Project Manager and drawing lands
 0011110000110011: 
 HorusFive: 
 seinka: Wow ben's hair got much darker all of a sudden
 LordManiMani: Is this an Un draft
 Chaotically_Random: Ben looks an awfully like James
 cmdrud87: tbf, drawing a couple land isn't the worst here
 incslayer: lol
 malsareus: The James tech never fails
  TXC2: James used his powers for good!
 AugmentingPath: LordManiMani MH3
 Krektogar: Ben actively gaming the James curse
Elboron_Sr: Greetings and salutations all!
 JKBalch: I can't believe that worked
  NapalmSideburns: James is such a good friend for drawing Ben a land
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: performance enhancing hijinks
 MTGRanger: but now he's touched the cards, does the James Curse remain?
 todeswillen: James is a Wizard
oastrtoastr: Would malding landscape be mardu?
 Dromos_GHG: Judge A James was used!
 Sandeon: I was half expecting James to come to the table with a pen and paper and start drawing a landscape
 PawssumFable: I'm tired and I've just been watching 90% of the subathon
 singinnonsense: was the movie any good ?
 Nommii77: 400
 finestotter: I choose to believe that James changed the card on the top of the deck
 finestotter: With his aura
 BrowneePoints: It meandered...a lot
  Juliamon: It raised many questions
  LRRbot: Six [2G] | Legendary Creature — Treefolk [2/4] | Reach / Whenever Six attacks, mill three cards. You may put a land card from among them into your hand. / As long as it's your turn, nonland permanent cards in your graveyard have retrace.
 DiscordianTokkan: They fundamentally forgot that Garlic can GROW
 BrowneePoints: but it was a heck of an attempt to adapt that book in 1964
 PawssumFable: It was a movie you should watch while very stoned with your friends
 RandomTrivia: Graham, you're allowed to say it was a bad movie
 ShaneLeeAtk: It was no The Omega Man
 youcantlistentobuttons: But VINCENT PRICE!
 vinewood_og: That was an absolute blast I was up way too late!
 NonUniqueGuy: Do any of the problems with the movie involve trunks?
 jjcard: I've now seen all 3 films based off I Am Legend
 Robot_Bones: DM I do that
  TXC2: what was the movie?
  Juliamon: TXC2 The Last Man on Earth
 NonUniqueGuy: The Last Man On Earth
 vinewood_og: The Last Man on Earth
 PawssumFable: Not even Vincent Price could make that movie good.
  LRRbot: Emperor of Bones [1B] | Creature — Skeleton Noble [2/2] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. / {1}{B}: Adapt 2. / Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on Emperor of Bones, put a creature card exiled with Emperor of Bones onto the battlefield under your control with a finality counter on it. It gains haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
  TXC2: Juliamon  ooh interesting
 AugmentingPath: TXC2 Vincent Price as Will Smith in Omega Man
 RandomTrivia: That is VERY shiny 
  TXC2: thanks chat
  Juliamon: aka Vincent Price Can't Physically Act
 todeswillen: i asum it is not Legal too let somwane els draw your Card right?
  LRRbot: Utter Insignificance [1U] | Enchantment — Aura | Flash / Enchant creature / Enchanted creature loses all abilities and has base power and toughness 1/1. / {2}{C}: Exile enchanted creature.
 PawssumFable: You gotta watch it and try to figure out the eldritch secret of why he can't close anything
 AugmentingPath: 6 is no longer a significant digit
Invitare: Six is now zero
 youcantlistentobuttons: Vincent Price is that classic actor that looking back just wonderfully overacts everthing.
 PawssumFable: Doors, trunks
 PawssumFable: What else?
  LRRbot: Accursed Marauder [1B] | Creature — Zombie Warrior [2/1] | When Accursed Marauder enters the battlefield, each player sacrifices a nontoken creature.
 LadyLockwood92: Fun fact, Vincent Price was bisexual~
 Pywodwagon: exiled
 Bugberry: Dryad is exiled
 Commander_Taz: is emperor adapt 2?
 todeswillen: Exile
 PawssumFable: @LadyLockwood92 Checks out
McMenno: adapt 2
 jchinnock: feels good when you adapt your bones in the morning
 AugmentingPath: Bones is a 4/4
 pete_haderlein: a fine move 
 todeswillen: Adapt 2
 lordofkatz: The bones should be bigger
  LRRbot: Crabomination [4BB] | Creature — Crab Demon [5/5] | Emerge from artifact {5}{B}{B} / When Crabomination enters the battlefield, target opponent exiles the top card of their library, a card at random from their graveyard, and a card at random from their hand. You may cast a spell from among cards exiled this way without paying its mana cost.
 HorusFive: 
 RandomTrivia: 
  LRRbot: Emperor of Bones [1B] | Creature — Skeleton Noble [2/2] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. / {1}{B}: Adapt 2. / Whenever one or more +1/+1 counte…
  LRRbot: Seething Landscape | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Seething Landscape: Search your library for a basic Island, Swamp, or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Cyc…
  LRRbot: Deem Inferior [3U] | Sorcery | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each card you've drawn this turn. / The owner of target nonland permanent puts it into their library second from the top or on the…
  LRRbot: Six [2G] | Legendary Creature — Treefolk [2/4] | Reach / Whenever Six attacks, mill three cards. You may put a land card from among them into your hand. / As long as it's your turn, nonland permanent…
  LRRbot: Emperor of Bones [1B] | Creature — Skeleton Noble [2/2] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. / {1}{B}: Adapt 2. / Whenever one or more +1/+1 counte…
  LRRbot: Utter Insignificance [1U] | Enchantment — Aura | Flash / Enchant creature / Enchanted creature loses all abilities and has base power and toughness 1/1. / {2}{C}: Exile enchanted creature.
  LRRbot: Accursed Marauder [1B] | Creature — Zombie Warrior [2/1] | When Accursed Marauder enters the battlefield, each player sacrifices a nontoken creature.
  LRRbot: Crabomination [4BB] | Creature — Crab Demon [5/5] | Emerge from artifact {5}{B}{B} / When Crabomination enters the battlefield, target opponent exiles the top card of their library, a card at random …
 pete_haderlein: 
 lordofkatz:   
  TXC2: !crab
  LRRbot: 🦀🦀🦀 On a crab note... 🦀🦀🦀 https://youtu.be/jYb3HyiMkyo
 Sage0fMadness: 
 lightfut: Crabomina doot doo doo doo doo
 bytecaster: Someone once cast an Ulamog from my hand that I could have cast next turn.
 Lobo_Apache: That crab is so good
superdude097: Is Emperor of Bones Adapt 1 or 2? If 2 it should have 2 counters
 bakerydragon: Crabomination sounds like such an Un-set card
 Bugberry: Bones is a 4/4
 TallynNyntyg: Gonna do a draft tonight at FNM, and I'd like some advice - how do I determine if a card is a bomb or a dud?
  TXC2: I can, but only because he didn't know it was smuty
  Juliamon: see, I *CAN* believe he made it, because it's extremely in-character for him to not know the actual origin
 PawssumFable: I missed the joke
missa_hancock: aww I missed the rude serge joke
superdude097: !card Emperor of Bones
  LRRbot: Emperor of Bones [1B] | Creature — Skeleton Noble [2/2] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. / {1}{B}: Adapt 2. / Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on Emperor of Bones, put a creature card exiled with Emperor of Bones onto the battlefield under your control with a finality counter on it. It gains haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
 bakerydragon: @Juliamon I'm almost scared to ask what the joke was 😅
superdude097: Yeah, Emperor of Bones should have 2 counters
  Juliamon: (for those who missed it, he made a "she x on my y" joke)
 vinewood_og: Busted!
 Silver_Drgn: 3/3, 4/4, and a 5/5
 EOstby: Quick, Kathleen, claim that you're in blockers step.
 bakerydragon: @Juliamon 
McMenno: they fixed it let's go
 TallynNyntyg: I love the live Kathleen reaction in the bottom-left corner.
  LRRbot: Wumpus Aberration [3G] | Creature — Eldrazi Beast [6/6] | Devoid / When you cast this spell, if {C} wasn't spent to cast it, target opponent may put a creature card from their hand onto the battlefield. / Trample
 RandomTrivia: Wumpus isn't so lonely now!
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/ConsiderateAbnegateAdminKappaClaus-MNckHQ8HBGPyvSDF
FixTheJames: Ben getting Wumpy with it.
 LordShadner: also should the bones exile another card? doesn't say may
 singinnonsense: wumpus has trampus
 bakerydragon: Thank you for explaining and I do appreciate the continuation of the "Team - Cinnamon Roll and the Guy Who Explains things to Him" from the mid year quiz
  Juliamon: Hello, I'm Wumpus
 LordShadner: missed the up to
  TXC2: I'd looked up what a wumpus is, turns out it's not real, and neither is the Wampus 
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/ConsiderateAbnegateAdminKappaClaus-MNckHQ8HBGPyvSDF @bakerydragon for your enjoyment
 RandomTrivia: Wait
 RevolverRossalot: Big wumpies got tromple?!
 SeismicLawns: mid-year-mid-quiz
 TallynNyntyg: Fun fact: in Tabletop Simulator, if you type in "Trample" it gets censored.
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/HonestRamshackleMeatloafChefFrank-z7c86jkcfbhzYYLp @bakerydragon apologies, this one
  TXC2: the big Ohio Rizz quiz
  RayFK: DB's Nuts
 ylegm: I'd recommend adding that to the quote database
 Sage0fMadness:   
 BrowneePoints: LOL you love each other and appreciate each other! Groosssss 
 jchinnock: youll also be unrelenting
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  LRRbot: The Hunger Tide Rises [2G] | Enchantment — Saga | I, II, III — Create a 1/1 black and green Insect creature token. / IV — Sacrifice any number of creatures. Search your library and/or graveyard for a creature card with mana value less than or equal to the number of creatures sacrificed this way and put it onto the battlefield. If you search your library this way, shuffle.
 mwlsn: unstoppable, or irrepressible, unrestrained, exuberant, uncontrollable...
DeathThirtyOne: ok I'm old, why did my state become slang for something?
 Lobo_Apache: Honestly one of the big things that kept me coming back with the HUGE "I love my partner" energy between Kathleen and Graham. Then I stayed for the jokes and community
   LoadingReadyRun: Thanks @SenshiSun!
epsilon_vee: unlike wumpty who presumably is real and can hurt you
 Gadora: @TallynNyntyg And "Overpowered" gets rendered as "Ov***owered."
  TXC2: DeathThirtyOne  Ohio means mid, as in middling, not good nor bad
  Juliamon: DeathThirtyOne It's slang for 'extremely average'
 pyrock_mania: Grathleen are a killer comedy team for sure, always love watching them play off eathother.
 mwlsn: ^
 gnomebot1: Do you have any Dice Friends things happening soon?  I would love to see Jacob run Exalted.
 TallynNyntyg: @Gadora WTF is "erp"?
 jjcard: as a weeb, when I hear "ohio" I just think "good morning"
 bakerydragon: @TXC2 Playing a travel game of Name an animal for each letter of the alphabet. I was doing great then we got to R and I said Rootwall. Then devastated later to realise I was just remembering the magic card basking Rootwalla and it's not a real thing ¬.¬
 TehAmelie: i liked "medicore" personally. that exclamation was very clear in its intentions
 jchinnock: Probably about food or sleep
 RandomTrivia: 
 Lysander_salamander: egad
 0011110000110011: 
EmmaPartlow: Probably thinking about the Paris 2024 Olympics logo
 Metric_Furlong: Graham "gaping maw" Stark
 drewm1022: What has been seen cannot be unseen.
  LRRbot: Wumpus Aberration [3G] | Creature — Eldrazi Beast [6/6] | Devoid / When you cast this spell, if {C} wasn't spent to cast it, target opponent may put a creature card from their hand onto the battlefie…
  LRRbot: The Hunger Tide Rises [2G] | Enchantment — Saga | I, II, III — Create a 1/1 black and green Insect creature token. / IV — Sacrifice any number of creatures. Search your library and/or graveyard for a…
 Shadowsoflife: @jjcard as a weeb who lives in ohio same
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  TXC2: bakerydragon  oh no
 macintose: sometimes
  LRRbot: Hydroelectric Specimen [2U] (back: Hydroelectric Laboratory) | Creature — Weird [1/4] | Flash / When Hydroelectric Specimen enters the battlefield, you may change the target of target instant or sorcery spell with a single target to Hydroelectric Specimen.
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 jchinnock: Kathleen is feeling it today lol
  Juliamon: huh, that's weird
 ylegm: https://clips.twitch.tv/CleanShinyPartridgeCharlietheUnicorn-skvG7VXLkpwCrftJ
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/MistyCredulousCurlewBudBlast-LIlKdeRjzrHjsoSn
   LoadingReadyRun: Did the notifier just say someone gifted 0 subs?
  TXC2: oh shit the Olympics are next week
EmmaPartlow: Yeah they are @TXC2 Can't wait 
 Gadora: @TallynNyntyg Not something I'm going into here. Just agreement that the Tabletop Simulator censorship is a bit absurd.
 DeathThirtyOne: huh
 Shadowsoflife: really? @TXC2
 Snouut: I gift 0 subs all the time
 drewm1022: Here I got this for you.
 AshcopseDryad: i saw it too
 Snouut: like 24/7
 DeathThirtyOne: we overflowed the notifier I guess
 NonUniqueGuy: It never mentions when I gift 0 subs.
 Thisbymaster: How is everyone not always doing that?
  Juliamon: LoadingReadyRun The notifications were rearranged so it displayed weird
  TXC2: Shadowsoflife  so says wikipedia 
 dungeonmasteralek: You're welcome
 Shadowsoflife: Neat
  Juliamon: The gifts went out before the notification that the subs were being gifted.
 TallynNyntyg: Someone went, "You get NOTHING! Good day, sir!"
 clamml: Bayle is laughing at you still today just to let you know
 drewm1022: I SAID GOOD DAY SIR.
  Juliamon: it's SUPPOSED to go the other way around, but today's a weird tech day
DeathThirtyOne gifted a Tier 1 sub to epsilon_vee! They have given 11 Gift Subs in the channel!
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  LRRbot: Gift of the Viper [G] | Instant | Put a +1/+1 counter, a reach counter, and a deathtouch counter on target creature. Untap it.
  TXC2: Strong day 4 of 5 energy with all the tech 
 BrowneePoints: Dang Graham hit us with the whole Chamberlain
 Chartle: reach also
 DeathThirtyOne: worked that time 
superdude097: Ooze goes to Ben's GY
 Sandeon: wrong graveyard!
  LRRbot: Toxic Deluge [2B] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay X life. / All creatures get −X/−X until end of turn.
  TXC2: bloorf
 Diabore: fuuuuuu
 couchboyj: Toxic, the Loogie
 TallynNyntyg: Heh, toxic Day-luge.
 Thisbymaster: the board state!
 Sandeon: That's really toxic Graham
 TallynNyntyg: Only happens for a day.
  LRRbot: Collective Resistance [1G] | Instant | Escalate {G} / Choose one or more — / • Destroy target artifact. / • Destroy target enchantment. / • Target creature gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.
 couchboyj: Ya know that he's toxic
 Diabore: the problem stays around
 tomnar: cant the aura exile?
chaostreader: couldn’t Graham have exiled in response?
 Sandeon: doesn't the weird get sacc'd?
 Diabore: @tomnar for colourless
  LRRbot: Utter Insignificance [1U] | Enchantment — Aura | Flash / Enchant creature / Enchanted creature loses all abilities and has base power and toughness 1/1. / {2}{C}: Exile enchanted creature.
  LRRbot: Hydroelectric Specimen [2U] (back: Hydroelectric Laboratory) | Creature — Weird [1/4] | Flash / When Hydroelectric Specimen enters the battlefield, you may change the target of target instant or sorc…
  LRRbot: Gift of the Viper [G] | Instant | Put a +1/+1 counter, a reach counter, and a deathtouch counter on target creature. Untap it.
Boomy Toadsmasher: lrr bot got them zoomies
  LRRbot: Toxic Deluge [2B] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay X life. / All creatures get −X/−X until end of turn.
 SmithKurosaki: yuip
  LRRbot: Collective Resistance [1G] | Instant | Escalate {G} / Choose one or more — / • Destroy target artifact. / • Destroy target enchantment. / • Target creature gains hexproof and indestructible until end…
  LRRbot: Utter Insignificance [1U] | Enchantment — Aura | Flash / Enchant creature / Enchanted creature loses all abilities and has base power and toughness 1/1. / {2}{C}: Exile enchanted creature.
 tomnar: ah, thanks! 
 noSmokeFire: *quietly* "insignificance..."
  TXC2: I swear to the Gods Village rites was 2 mana 
 Desdae: weird gets sacced to the bones ability
 Sandeon: (exiled from finality)
EmmaPartlow: it's the final countdown
 hvhTim: shout out to infinitokens
 RevolverRossalot: Big Crablem
  TXC2: "The Crab is the bigger problem" as it usually is
 seinka: Refill implies using up the old ones. I assume someone was eating them?
 RandomTrivia:  
 Mangledpixel: does Chessex still have that website that hasn't changed since the 90s?
TempestTcgOfficial: First time checking out LLR live. Ben gets blown out, Graham gets checked by chat. This is the true experience! haha.
 hvhTim: @Mangledpixel yes
 LithelyUnshod: I've bought from The Dice Shop!. I wanted more D6 and D4 to match my polyhedreal set
  TXC2: hello TempestTcgOfficial  welcome
 JandAKgaming: we have very little time for crab
 RandomTrivia: oh no
 Mr_Horrible: it's the opposite (roughly) of Wrenn & Six's retrace ultiimate
 JandAKgaming: Six is awesome but you have to build right for it 
 bjergmann101: That feeling you get when you actual read the card
DMGlol: nonland permanents are still pretty good
 Mr_Horrible: which only affects your instants and sorceries
 Desdae: Six is great! If you can draw lands...
  LRRbot: Drownyard Lurker [7] | Creature — Eldrazi Trilobite [7/7] | Vigilance / When you cast or cycle Drownyard Lurker, create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token with "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}." / Cycling {2}{U}
 RandomTrivia: How's that "lots of life" looking now 
 Mr_Horrible: Eldroizi Spoin
  LRRbot: Eviscerator's Insight [1B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature. / Draw two cards. / Flashback {4}{B}
 Lobo_Apache: Still would
 Mr_Horrible: I like to think they make a cartoon slide-whistle noise
 Sandeon: its a trilobite. Mixed with an existential horror from beyond reality
 Mangledpixel: I think they make noises that are both dry and wet at the same time
 MDK_Marshal: None creatures, left beef
 RandomTrivia: Wraths are good in limited
 LordZarano: They even have fancy full sets in the jumbo size, like this: https://www.thediceshoponline.com/d-g-toxic-acid-purple-black-jumbo-34mm-7-dice-polyset
 couchboyj: I would assume the squelching continues through life
 ladyjessica: oh wow. I need some evicerator’s insights for my decks.
 Sandeon: The boar could have lived if Ben had given it indestructible, because it died from having damage on it
 JandAKgaming: my favorite crab moment was stealing a Copycrook and making a second crab 
 drewm1022: Also kinda depends on how much self-targetting you have already.
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 bytecaster: To Nadu or to Nadont
 RandomTrivia: It's a 3/4 flyer
 Mr_Horrible: love that it's a 3/4 flier for 3 with all that
  TXC2: Nadu is a 3/4 flyer for 3 for some Godless reason
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 Lobo_Apache: Love the crisp deck cutting
  TXC2: lirazel64  
 Sandeon: 3 mana 3/4 Flying that at worst draws you a card when it eats a removal spell
   LoadingReadyRun: @lirazel64 Thanks!!!
 Mr_Horrible: Nadu really said "*and* a bag of chips thank you very much"
 RandomTrivia: Yes, marginally
   LoadingReadyRun: @ladyjessica Thanks!
 noSmokeFire: Nadu passes the vanilla test, the french vanilla test, and the banana sundae test
 Metric_Furlong: in limited: yes. in constructed: no
 couchboyj: 3/4 flier for 3 that replaces himself if removed is the absolute floor, and thats still busted, yeah
 final_diana: @lirazel64 Thanks for the gift sub!
 Mr_Horrible: if you made the "twice a turn" GLOBAL
 Mr_Horrible: it'd be fine
 RandomTrivia: You can make it once per turn, you can make the lands enter tapped, you can make it twice per turn across your entire board
CrossXhunteR: ive heard someone say the quotation mark moving makes the rules text not work, but i am unsure of why they think that breaks the text
 Mr_Horrible: "twice per turn per creature" is effectively a non-limit
 LowUpsideCJ: He'd die to much more removal at 2 toughness at least
 Ard_Rhys: Nadu's stats don't matter that much. Making it one more mana would help a bit, but not fix it.
  LRRbot: Drownyard Lurker [7] | Creature — Eldrazi Trilobite [7/7] | Vigilance / When you cast or cycle Drownyard Lurker, create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token with "Sacrifice this creature: Add…
  LRRbot: Eviscerator's Insight [1B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature. / Draw two cards. / Flashback {4}{B}
  Rogue 7: None creature left beef
  Rogue 7: And Graham is like "Nah, dude."
 bakerydragon: also the lands being untapped is WILD
 Mr_Horrible: it literally just stops it from *trivially* go infinite, instead it just *easily* goes infinite
 JandAKgaming: being 3 toughness would mean the lightning and -3/-3 spells can kill it, big diff in limited at least
 RandomTrivia: It blocks DRC for free is an extra bonus knife twist
 drrek0: There were like half a dozen safety levers they could have used on Nadu and they used none of them
 Mr_Horrible: @bakerydragon it's so bad that I forgot about this part 
  LRRbot: Tamiyo, Inquisitive Student [U] (back: Tamiyo, Seasoned Scholar) | Legendary Creature — Moonfolk Wizard [0/3] | Flying / Whenever Tamiyo, Inquisitive Student attacks, investigate. / When you draw your third card in a turn, exile Tamiyo, then return her to the battlefield transformed under her owner's control.
 RandomTrivia: OOF
thewafflesareburning: Can't bolt this bird
 Mr_Horrible: Graham's just playing the hits
 RandomTrivia: Geez, Graham, this draft is absurd
  LRRbot: Accursed Marauder [1B] | Creature — Zombie Warrior [2/1] | When Accursed Marauder enters the battlefield, each player sacrifices a nontoken creature.
 Diabore: jesus graham your deck is cracked
abslomdaak42: Oh my...
 loufghyslaufey: You could just petition that in house rules or kitchen tables or... Play arbitrarily anything else??
 RandomTrivia: Tamiyon't
 AugmentingPath: When Ben said "all right I can see" I thought the next thing we was going to say was "d"
 couchboyj: Tami-nope
 drewm1022: Tamiyohcrap.
  TXC2: Big Mood there Kathleen
  LRRbot: Seething Landscape | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Seething Landscape: Search your library for a basic Island, Swamp, or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Cycling {U}{B}{R}
 LadyLockwood92: Oof.
goldengraham13 converted from a Prime sub to a Tier 1 sub!
 RandomTrivia: Thanks Serge 
 loufghyslaufey: What? The audacity-
  LRRbot: Expanding Ooze [1BG] | Creature — Ooze [3/3] | {B}{G}: Adapt 1. / Whenever Expanding Ooze attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target modified creature you control.
 MrSarkhan:  
 ladyjessica: I’m glad that some magic content is still enjoyable for me, but this year’s releases have just been less than great for my mental state and enjoyment of the game.
 Laurence72: Tami-oh-I'm-so-sorry-what-WoTC-does-to-you
  LRRbot: Hydroelectric Laboratory (front: Hydroelectric Specimen) | Land | As Hydroelectric Laboratory enters the battlefield, you may pay 3 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {U}.
 loufghyslaufey: Tamiyo may be nigh sufferable, but compared to a "Beleren-Walker?"
 Sandeon: That's a Weird butt
  LRRbot: Eldrazi Repurposer [2G] | Creature — Eldrazi Drone [3/3] | Devoid / When you cast this spell and when Eldrazi Repurposer dies, create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token with "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}."
 Mr_Horrible: "The Back Half of the Weird" was my nickname in uni
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/PeppyDistinctParrotFreakinStinkin-m-keM-JDT--XTU1x
  LRRbot: Quest for the Necropolis [B] | Enchantment | Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, put a quest counter on Quest for the Necropolis. / {5}{B}, Sacrifice Quest for the Necropolis: Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each quest counter on Quest for the Necropolis. Activate only as a sorcery.
Wolfy098: And removal?
 googoltudoris: kathleen i see you entertaining yourself
  LRRbot: Age-Graced Chapel (front: Glasswing Grace) | Land | Age-Graced Chapel enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
McMenno: not that great
  TXC2: I miss quests
 Omthebox: What great technology that just shoots the tokens onto the field from offscreen 
  LRRbot: Glasswing Grace [3{W/B}{W/B}] (back: Age-Graced Chapel) | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has flying and lifelink.
kristian_fischer gifted a Tier 1 sub to Wolfy098! They have given 90 Gift Subs in the channel!
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 IaCthulhuFthagn: "Grove" is misspelled in Ben's deck name 
  LRRbot: Old-Growth Grove (front: Revitalizing Repast) | Land | Old-Growth Grove enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
  LRRbot: Arcbound Condor [2BB] | Artifact Creature — Bird [0/0] | Flying / Modular 3 / Whenever another artifact enters the battlefield under your control, target creature an opponent controls gets −1/−1 until end of turn.
 kristian_fischer: Threedular
 singinnonsense: mdfc festival over there
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 CodeIndigo: threes
  LRRbot: Signature Slam [2G] | Instant | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control, then each modified creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control.
 JandAKgaming: aww not the pre-crab
CrossXhunteR: signature slam, some of the best art of the set
 Sandeon: It needs that top rope to reach
 couchboyj: The people's monkey elbow
  LRRbot: Cursed Wombat [BG] | Creature — Nightmare Wombat [2/3] | {2}{B}{G}: Adapt 2. / Permanents you control have "Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on this permanent, put an additional +1/+1 counter on it. This ability triggers only once each turn."
kristian_fischer gifted a Tier 1 sub to CrossXhunteR! They have given 91 Gift Subs in the channel!
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 kristian_fischer: Nightmare Womblebat!
 Chartle: this is also once per creature
 lirazel64: Kathleen, Chaos Goblin, Embraces Order, film at 11.
 Bugberry: Uncommon vs Mythic
 drewm1022: Nope
 RandomTrivia: !card rabid wombat
  LRRbot: Rabid Wombat [2GG] | Creature — Wombat [0/1] | Vigilance / Rabid Wombat gets +2/+2 for each Aura attached to it.
 cheshire_creeper: nope
 drrek0: combat wombat!
 CrossXhunteR: 
 GredGredmansson: i want to say there's one other
 finestotter: Never new repast is allowed in English until that magic card
 Laurence72: Rabid Wombat from Legends
 ttandmore: its the IBS womp womp
 RandomTrivia: And also Surgeon General Commander
 0011110000110011: this "once per turn" is also in the quotes
 Chartle: surgeon general commander is also a wombat
 LordManiMani: We haven't been to the Top Down Australia plane yet
 drewm1022: Rabid Wombat eating the heck out of some popcorn since 1994.
 Sandeon: It's a triggered ability instead of replacement effect, which also means they get an extra trigger if they have one from getting counters
 Spectre97: This is also once per turn per creature yeah
 Sandeon: Like Emperor of Bones
 Bugberry: Feels Mythic
 Chartle: Wombat Bat Chameleon
 RandomTrivia: Wombat Bat Chameleon is among the best typelines in the game
 baskwalla: Too many giant spiders
 TallynNyntyg: Ikoria's the Australia plane.
 GredGredmansson: !card didgeridoo
  LRRbot: Didgeridoo [1] | Artifact | {3}: You may put a Minotaur permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.
 MacSquizzy: Is that not just Ikoria
 couchboyj: The triumphant return of toxic
 Bugberry: !card rabid wombat
  LRRbot: Rabid Wombat [2GG] | Creature — Wombat [0/1] | Vigilance / Rabid Wombat gets +2/+2 for each Aura attached to it.
 AttackCowboy: Top down design is bottom up in Australia
 JRandomHacker: Just learned about him on Jet Lag
 MacSquizzy: @AttackCowboy BOOM GOT EM
 LordManiMani: @attackcowboy winner
  LRRbot: Tamiyo, Inquisitive Student [U] (back: Tamiyo, Seasoned Scholar) | Legendary Creature — Moonfolk Wizard [0/3] | Flying / Whenever Tamiyo, Inquisitive Student attacks, investigate. / When you draw you…
  LRRbot: Accursed Marauder [1B] | Creature — Zombie Warrior [2/1] | When Accursed Marauder enters the battlefield, each player sacrifices a nontoken creature.
  LRRbot: Seething Landscape | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Seething Landscape: Search your library for a basic Island, Swamp, or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Cyc…
  LRRbot: Expanding Ooze [1BG] | Creature — Ooze [3/3] | {B}{G}: Adapt 1. / Whenever Expanding Ooze attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target modified creature you control.
  LRRbot: Hydroelectric Laboratory (front: Hydroelectric Specimen) | Land | As Hydroelectric Laboratory enters the battlefield, you may pay 3 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {U…
  LRRbot: Eldrazi Repurposer [2G] | Creature — Eldrazi Drone [3/3] | Devoid / When you cast this spell and when Eldrazi Repurposer dies, create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token with "Sacrifice this…
  LRRbot: Quest for the Necropolis [B] | Enchantment | Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, put a quest counter on Quest for the Necropolis. / {5}{B}, Sacrifice Quest for the N…
  LRRbot: Age-Graced Chapel (front: Glasswing Grace) | Land | Age-Graced Chapel enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
  LRRbot: Glasswing Grace [3{W/B}{W/B}] (back: Age-Graced Chapel) | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has flying and lifelink.
  LRRbot: Old-Growth Grove (front: Revitalizing Repast) | Land | Old-Growth Grove enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
  LRRbot: Arcbound Condor [2BB] | Artifact Creature — Bird [0/0] | Flying / Modular 3 / Whenever another artifact enters the battlefield under your control, target creature an opponent controls gets −1/−1 unti…
  LRRbot: Signature Slam [2G] | Instant | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control, then each modified creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control.
  LRRbot: Cursed Wombat [BG] | Creature — Nightmare Wombat [2/3] | {2}{B}{G}: Adapt 2. / Permanents you control have "Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on this permanent, put an additional +1/+1 coun…
  Rogue 7: A combat wombat?!
 Dumori: Gon be a lot of Minitors if Digeridoos are there
  LRRbot: Toxic Deluge [2B] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay X life. / All creatures get −X/−X until end of turn.
 JandAKgaming: make a spawn
 Chartle: new spawn
 TallynNyntyg: I love Graham's deck name.
 BrowneePoints: What if Angrath's Home Plane is just Australia
 Omthebox: Swan stays. We keep friends
  LRRbot: Drownyard Lurker [7] | Creature — Eldrazi Trilobite [7/7] | Vigilance / When you cast or cycle Drownyard Lurker, create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token with "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}." / Cycling {2}{U}
 RevolverRossalot: My toxic trait is wiping the board
  LRRbot: Boggart Bog (front: Boggart Trawler) | Land | As Boggart Bog enters the battlefield, you may pay 3 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {B}.
 TallynNyntyg: @RevolverRossalot Mine is wiping the board, but without cards.
 Bugberry: I wonder, with Nadu existing, if people will make less of the complaints about the "once per turn" trigger condition being on cards.
 GredGredmansson: 2nd quest counter
EmmaPartlow: Landfall trigger!
 Omthebox: Suspicious, Graham doesn't want to go to 4 for no reason
  LRRbot: Fetid Gargantua [4B] | Creature — Horror [4/4] | {2}{B}: Adapt 2. / Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on Fetid Gargantua, you may draw two cards. If you do, you lose 2 life.
 Bugberry: It felt kind of ridiculous to see those complaints after people complained about every set having broken cards.
 finestotter: !card quest for the necropolis
  LRRbot: Quest for the Necropolis [B] | Enchantment | Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, put a quest counter on Quest for the Necropolis. / {5}{B}, Sacrifice Quest for the Necropolis: Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each quest counter on Quest for the Necropolis. Activate only as a sorcery.
 RevolverRossalot: @tallynnyntyg you monster! (affectionate cadence)
  LRRbot: Accursed Marauder [1B] | Creature — Zombie Warrior [2/1] | When Accursed Marauder enters the battlefield, each player sacrifices a nontoken creature.
  LRRbot: Nightshade Dryad [1G] | Creature — Dryad [1/2] | Deathtouch / {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
  LRRbot: Kami of Jealous Thirst [2B] | Creature — Spirit [1/3] | Deathtouch / {4}{B}: Each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. This ability costs {4}{B} less to activate if you've drawn three or more cards this turn. Activate only once each turn.
 Sandeon: this is where a bounce land would be real handy
 JandAKgaming: that dryad is so good, i could first pick it in a bad pack and feel good about it
 incslayer: Praise Kathleen!
  LRRbot: Sneaky Snacker [UB] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [2/1] | Flying / When you draw your third card in a turn, return Sneaky Snacker from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
abslomdaak42: Kathleen's praise kink be like
 JandAKgaming: Judgeleen
 LordManiMani: They say, of the Necropolis,
 GreatSacrificer: She helps you draw 3 cards a turn
 Chartle: !card Tamiyo seasoned scholar
  LRRbot: Tamiyo, Seasoned Scholar (front: Tamiyo, Inquisitive Student) | Legendary Planeswalker — Tamiyo [2] | [+2]: Until your next turn, whenever a creature attacks you or a planeswalker you control, it gets −1/−0 until end of turn. / [−3]: Return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand. If it's a green card, add one mana of any color. / [−7]: Draw cards equal to half the number of cards in your library, rounded up. You get an emblem with "You ha…
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @LordManiMani ...where the Parthenon is?
  LRRbot: Lethal Throwdown [B] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature or sacrifice a modified creature. / Destroy target creature or planeswalker. If the modified creature was sacrificed, draw a card.
 RevolverRossalot: Tamiyo would eventually get back Toxic Deluge, enabling you to pay the rest of your life
  LRRbot: Revitalizing Repast [{B/G}] (back: Old-Growth Grove) | Instant | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains indestructible until end of turn.
 LordManiMani: @iacthulhufthagn I assume it belongs to Erebos
 RevolverRossalot: Sublethal Throwdown
 JandAKgaming: that was the WWE Lethal throwdown
  LRRbot: Scurrilous Sentry [3B] | Creature — Human Knight Rogue [2/3] | Menace / Whenever Scurrilous Sentry enters the battlefield or attacks, it connives.
 Sandeon: its a fairy, not a myr
 yourgmjay: this has been a long game for how much aggro there has been.
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 drewm1022: I think I saw that Sentry beating Graham up in Elden Ring last night.
 CookieMom: Let me here you LONDON!
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @LordManiMani I take it that was not the reference you were going for, then ^^
 TallynNyntyg: The Wall.
  TXC2: Dog_of_Myth  
 CookieMom: *hear
  LRRbot: Toxic Deluge [2B] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay X life. / All creatures get −X/−X until end of turn.
  LRRbot: Drownyard Lurker [7] | Creature — Eldrazi Trilobite [7/7] | Vigilance / When you cast or cycle Drownyard Lurker, create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token with "Sacrifice this creature: Add…
  LRRbot: Boggart Bog (front: Boggart Trawler) | Land | As Boggart Bog enters the battlefield, you may pay 3 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {B}.
  LRRbot: Fetid Gargantua [4B] | Creature — Horror [4/4] | {2}{B}: Adapt 2. / Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on Fetid Gargantua, you may draw two cards. If you do, you lose 2 life.
  LRRbot: Accursed Marauder [1B] | Creature — Zombie Warrior [2/1] | When Accursed Marauder enters the battlefield, each player sacrifices a nontoken creature.
  LRRbot: Nightshade Dryad [1G] | Creature — Dryad [1/2] | Deathtouch / {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
  LRRbot: Kami of Jealous Thirst [2B] | Creature — Spirit [1/3] | Deathtouch / {4}{B}: Each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. This ability costs {4}{B} less to activate if you've drawn three or more c…
  LRRbot: Sneaky Snacker [UB] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [2/1] | Flying / When you draw your third card in a turn, return Sneaky Snacker from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
  LRRbot: Lethal Throwdown [B] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature or sacrifice a modified creature. / Destroy target creature or planeswalker. If the modified creature w…
  LRRbot: Revitalizing Repast [{B/G}] (back: Old-Growth Grove) | Instant | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains indestructible until end of turn.
  LRRbot: Scurrilous Sentry [3B] | Creature — Human Knight Rogue [2/3] | Menace / Whenever Scurrilous Sentry enters the battlefield or attacks, it connives.
 Dog_of_Myth: Got to get that number up
 aitsu100: 100 100 100 100
 LordManiMani: @iacthulhufthagn oh no it absolutely is. I appreciate you 🤝
  LRRbot: Six [2G] | Legendary Creature — Treefolk [2/4] | Reach / Whenever Six attacks, mill three cards. You may put a land card from among them into your hand. / As long as it's your turn, nonland permanent cards in your graveyard have retrace.
 Earthenone: !quote 6
  LRRbot: Quote #6: "My ears dissolve plastic." —Paul [2015-01-28]
 Diabore: six is such a great card
 Mr_Horrible: pay 3, play 6
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @LordManiMani 
 JandAKgaming: at least 2/4 adds up to 6
 ralphthellama: o/
 CrossXhunteR: secret reach
 JandAKgaming: need the holo-bow
 RandomTrivia: I feel this has plenty of use cases, you're welcome Chat https://i.imgur.com/iVPlnYE.gif
 Wolfy098: Does Graham nor get 2 or did I miss it?
  TXC2: SURPRISE Reach almost claimed yet another victim
EvilBadman: But what if innovative lrr button
Derekwillis: Six is just a cheaper giant spider with two beneficial abilities.
ADTalks: Yeah Graham should be at 9, Ben still at 18
 Mr_Horrible: excellent work
 lirazel64: @wolfy098 you missed it
 Mr_Bitterness: ExcellentGif.gif
 Diabore: is it time to get a little bow 3d printed?
 bakerydragon: @RandomTrivia *chef kiss*
 jacqui_lantern234: @RandomTrivia YEEEESSS 😈
 0011110000110011: 
 MTGRanger: @TXC2 every year more than 100 creatures die to surprise reach. But with your help, we can change that
 Wolfy098: Thanks lirazel
 IaCthulhuFthagn: I mean... there are people in chat who could 3D print transparent bows to overlay the cards...
ADTalks: He was at 7?
  TXC2: MTGRanger  
 drewm1022: He was at 6.
 l0gin4me: ifr total is correct
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 l0gin4me: life*
EvilBadman: Chat, doing math: https://i.imgur.com/iVPlnYE.gif
Derekwillis: Don't gaslight the nice people chat.
 ZealokBoi: he went to 7 after taking 6 from deluge
 drewm1022: At least I can be correct some way.
 RandomTrivia: One of us was correct - that means we're all correct! 
  TXC2: yeah, that gif is gonna be ever green
 RandomTrivia: @EvilBadman I think that's the record for fastest second use case 
 ZealokBoi: correct
EvilBadman: @RandomTrivia working as intended
 public_key_reveal_party: ah, the creature of thesius
  LRRbot: Gift of the Viper [G] | Instant | Put a +1/+1 counter, a reach counter, and a deathtouch counter on target creature. Untap it.
 public_key_reveal_party: 
 JRandomHacker: Thanks James
 0011110000110011:  nice
 LordManiMani: Yaaaay
 Wolfy098: oof
 RandomTrivia: JAMES YES
  TXC2: when you think about it, Life is just ship of thesusing yourself
 RandomTrivia:    
 cheshire_creeper: sfdljsdfjsd
abslomdaak42: Beautiful
 Mr_Bitterness:   
 Easilycrazyhat: Now just move it whenever he moves the card 
abslomdaak42: Just like Arena
 MTGRanger:   
 noSmokeFire: 
 LordManiMani: 
 Sandeon: We need one on the agent too tho
 jacqui_lantern234: holy crap
 ElementalAlchemist: thank you James
 RandomTrivia: James, doing overlay shenanigans https://i.imgur.com/iVPlnYE.gif
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 DaSunao:  
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, charlietrotter123! Welcome to SeriousTyroo, HammerTheWise, PoisonSerpent92, eikaeros, Ryuukihiro, fundamentull, Brodins_Swoldier, bokara32, rosiedog88, and m3talhe4d! (Today's storm count: 306)
 GredGredmansson: We neeed another one for the thing Ben just Vipered
 Pywodwagon: I am here
  TXC2: charlietrotter123  
 singinnonsense: 
 HorusFive: 
  LRRbot: Amphibian Downpour [2U] | Enchantment — Aura | Flash / Storm / Enchant creature / Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a blue Frog creature with base power and toughness 1/1.
 Pywodwagon: never mind
 JRandomHacker: Time for layers!
 CrossXhunteR: storm count?
 Flyingdelorion: 
 cmdrud87: G is just fibbin
  NapalmSideburns: For what it's worth Kathleen, I immensely appreciate your chaos!
 JandAKgaming: counters are unchanged
 neveth: fraowg
AzaleaCloud: Hey gamers. What's going on here, MH3 draft?
abslomdaak42: Ooooooh I LOVE Amphibian Downpour
 niccus: urborg and yavimaya should be full-on blingee effects
 Gooseblast: Cool card!
 ElementalAlchemist: That's a pretty cool card
 JandAKgaming: No you have the Six Ben
 JandAKgaming: 
 BrowneePoints: I DRINK YOUR RARE SHAKE!
 BrowneePoints: I DRINK it up!
 Mr_Horrible: "Yeah no one else was in these colors" 
 cmdrud87: well, K, maybe, you should have pivoted
  TXC2: Six, Rare
 Y2A_Alkis: Couldn't afford Ben 10, eh?
 RandomTrivia: 
  TXC2: hello AzaleaCloud  welcome
 wastetalent: rascal
 Mindfire13: Six and Rares
 public_key_reveal_party: kathleen, continuing to help
  LRRbot: Unfathomable Truths [4U] | Instant | Devoid / Draw three cards and create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token with "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}."
 MTGRanger: get the gif again!
 Sandeon: again, CATleen
 Austere_Squire: ben's the scrappy underdog and graham is the monopoly man
 lirazel64: I've not seen the frog rain cast successfully before
 schordash: 
 50keyz: 
 Mr_Horrible: I would simply fathom the truths
 JandAKgaming: Grahams deck rules
  LRRbot: Six [2G] | Legendary Creature — Treefolk [2/4] | Reach / Whenever Six attacks, mill three cards. You may put a land card from among them into your hand. / As long as it's your turn, nonland permanent…
  LRRbot: Gift of the Viper [G] | Instant | Put a +1/+1 counter, a reach counter, and a deathtouch counter on target creature. Untap it.
  LRRbot: Amphibian Downpour [2U] | Enchantment — Aura | Flash / Storm / Enchant creature / Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a blue Frog creature with base power and toughness 1/1.
  LRRbot: Unfathomable Truths [4U] | Instant | Devoid / Draw three cards and create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token with "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}."
  TXC2: Austere_Squire  Uncle Pennybags
 Desdae: As far as I can find, the ability counters will not give their abilities if abilities are removed by the aura
 RevolverRossalot: I understood ability counters were in the same bucket as auras granting abilities. When they conflict we use timestamp to determine which "wins", so AmpDoen can trump an older ability counters.
AzaleaCloud: Graham clearly needs to change his deck name to There Will Be Blood.
  LRRbot: Serum Visionary [2U] | Creature — Vedalken Wizard [2/2] | When Serum Visionary enters the battlefield, draw a card, then scry 2.
 Mr_Bitterness: Fathoming the truths tends to make one go crazy
 Diabore: @RevolverRossalot i dont know layers enough to dispute this
 TallynNyntyg: I 20,000 Leagues my truths!
 public_key_reveal_party: I like when they turn spells into weird guys
 Boomyakalolo: my lgs did a chaos draft of 2 mh3 and 2 assassins creed packs to make it draftable
 Leonhart321: How many fathoms are you on my dude? "Oh at least 40"
 Boomyakalolo: was kinda fun
  LRRbot: Corrupted Shapeshifter [3U] | Creature — Eldrazi Shapeshifter [*/*] | Devoid / As Corrupted Shapeshifter enters the battlefield, it becomes your choice of a 3/3 creature with flying, a 2/5 creature with vigilance, or a 0/12 creature with defender.
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/CulturedAdorableMooseDoubleRainbow-UN4NXDTtFLdbZB6p
abslomdaak42: They're unfathomable TO YOU. I fathom them though.
 Desdae: Ability counters are applied in time stamp order, so they are given by the counters then removed by the effect, I hope this helps in future games
  TXC2: Graham "Dice toucher" Stark
 TallynNyntyg: Ew, you guys still use fathoms? I prefer leagues or knots.
 RandomTrivia: 
 JandAKgaming: "For determining the interaction of continuous effects, the timestamp of a keyword counter on an object is the most recent time that any counter was put on that object. Removing a keyword counter doesn't change the timestamp of any remaining counters."
 Wolfy098: GG Ben
MadnessDreamer: sorry, this is from a couple minutes back, but wouldn’t the lose ability from the amphibian storm turn off the death touch counter because it was applied after?
 RandomTrivia: 
 CrossXhunteR: it's the rascal
 Austere_Squire: reminds me of serge's unreal OTJ pool
 HorusFive: That's what happens when you play against the guy who makes the rules
 TheWooglie:  
 RandomTrivia: 
  TXC2: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
 public_key_reveal_party: we believe in you kathleen
 Tevildo: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Bake your sword into a loaf of french bread.
 Sandeon: @LRRbot you're not getting me out of bed
  Juliamon: it's OK, LRRbot's not your parental figure
 Tevildo: Does anyone know how close we are to the cap?
 popcatholic: @MadnessDreamer removing an ability takes abilities printed on the card - it wouldn't remove the counter
  TXC2: less then 9 hours from the cap I think
kamkazi: did the lorcana drafting happen yet?
  TXC2: kamkazi  nope
 TehAmelie: soo what's cookin? what IS a modern horizon?
 malfnord: About 8.5
 NekomimiNinja: 
 Tevildo: !quote serge
  LRRbot: Quote #8156: "The problem is you, James!" —Serge [2022-08-02]
  TXC2: TehAmelie  MTG set that adds cards directly into the format know as modern
  LRRbot: Serum Visionary [2U] | Creature — Vedalken Wizard [2/2] | When Serum Visionary enters the battlefield, draw a card, then scry 2.
  LRRbot: Corrupted Shapeshifter [3U] | Creature — Eldrazi Shapeshifter [*/*] | Devoid / As Corrupted Shapeshifter enters the battlefield, it becomes your choice of a 3/3 creature with flying, a 2/5 creature w…
 RTwo28: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Cheese. Cheese no snap.
 Tevildo: !findquote draft
  LRRbot: Quote #1882: "I hate when good people watch our draft." —James [2016-02-18]
 TehAmelie: i do have a vague understanding that Modern is a big deal
 Tevildo: !holes
  LRRbot: Did somebody say holes??
 Boomyakalolo: @TehAmelie it's one of the few surviving non commander formats
  qrpth: !cardview yt off
 Tevildo: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! The old man is enraged by your pleasantries.
  qrpth: !cardview yt on
  TXC2: really what we need is 7 year extended to come back
 Catcard: hello, I have just re-arrived, what is up next? still MTG?
 TehAmelie: !advice
  LRRbot: Use counters.
 Boomyakalolo: i mean with foundations it kinda close
  TXC2: Catcard  yeap still magic
 TehAmelie: damn, that's almost useful
 Tevildo: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: a live cat
 Catcard: thank uuuuuu @TXC2
 Earthenone: !lorcana yen sid
  LRRbot: Yen Sid - Powerful Sorcerer [2, Amethyst, Inkable] | Character [1/3, 1 ◊] | Storyborn, Hero, Sorcerer | TIMELY INTERVENTION When you play this character, if you have a character named Magic Broom in play, you may draw a card. / ARCANE STUDY While you have 2 or more Broom characters in play, this character gets +2 ◊.
 Tevildo: !searchfortreasure
  LRRbot: You find: a silverfish!
 TehAmelie: eeeeew
  TXC2: looks like it's Serge Vs Kathleen with....Adam? as table friend
 Boomyakalolo: Adam!!
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KanisGamesTV: i actually didnt know i had almost 2 years under my belt
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 Tevildo: !quote adam
  LRRbot: Quote #5478: "In my world, cowboys tinkle. Okay Twitch chat?" —Adam [2018-11-03]
 Boomyakalolo: we love a himbo
 RandomTrivia: 
 NovaTiempo: GAH
 PawssumFable: whoa
  TXC2: well shit 
 hb8u: i actually did
 cheshire_creeper: whoa
 HorusFive: resting caveman face?
LathosTiran: Mawp
  TXC2: And we're back
 BrowneePoints: GET! IT! BEN! 
 Tevildo: !quote ben
  LRRbot: Quote #3415: "I LIKE the tentacle monsters..." —Ben [2016-09-14]
AzaleaCloud: You thought it was Adam, but it was REALLY ME. BEN ULMER.
coolbond: are you sure you are not adam, Ben?
 KaleidoscopeMind: i was thinking the table friend was too short for adam
 bakerydragon: Get HONEY-ROASTED Adam
 Omthebox: Definite side grade
 aitsu100: ben was my first guess
 MrMatternot: Serge legs. Niiice
 CaptainChibale: I just got jumpscared lol
 Sibwow: theyre green screened out
kamkazi: Serge got them LEGS on full force tonight 
 CastleOtranto: Serge has secret tattoos?
 Krillin_fan: how many Subs to see Serge's secret tattoos?
 Boomyakalolo: Oh no Ben you caught the resting caveman face
 JonnyH: Is Ben the Adam we have at home, or Adam the Ben we have at home?
DracoFire87: Serge with legs for days, dang
 Diabore: oh so serge is scary
 vinewood_og: Serge with a caffeine molecule tramp stamp?
 RevolverRossalot: You could have a tattoo of God and anime on your side and we'd never know
 Coloneljesus: 100 100 have some bits for the 'thon 100 100
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 Thisbymaster: If you draw all your land in your first hand, you can't draw them later
 Tevildo: !quote kathleen
  LRRbot: Quote #5593: "I feel like if I was an actual animal I would be some sort of weasel. Long, furry, and ill-tempered." —Kathleen [2018-12-14]
 RandomTrivia: Kathleen's deck is whatever black cards were left after Graham took all the rares
  LRRbot: Sorin of House Markov [1B] (back: Sorin, Ravenous Neonate) | Legendary Creature — Human Noble [1/4] | Lifelink / Extort / At the beginning of your postcombat main phase, if you gained 3 or more life this turn, exile Sorin of House Markov, then return him to the battlefield transformed under his owner's control.
 Diabore: oh
 RandomTrivia: OOF
 Diabore: oh...
 LordManiMani: Uh ohh
 chanterelleton: big "Yugi my boy" energy
 RetroHibiscus: okay so who didn't open a mythic flipwaler?
 neisan2112: Love this broody sad boi
 Boomyakalolo: why's it good though?
 loufghyslaufey: "....Adam-whomst!?"        &  somewhere 
  LRRbot: Shattered Landscape | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Shattered Landscape: Search your library for a basic Mountain, Plains, or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Cycling {R}{W}{B}
 RevolverRossalot: Extort gonna give it to ya
 Leonhart321: Who let this kid sit at the adult's table?
 BrowneePoints: He's Sephiroth Sorin
 bakerydragon: speaking TRUTH
 BrowneePoints: Like deadass he looks like Sephiroth
kamkazi: Livia Prima Sorin 
 niccus: https://scryfall.com/card/mh3/470/sorin-of-house-markov-sorin-ravenous-neonate
 incslayer: dondo esta biblioteka?
  LRRbot: Solstice Zealot [2W] | Creature — Rhino Cleric [2/3] | When Solstice Zealot enters the battlefield, you get {E}{E}. / {T}, Pay {E}: Tap target creature.
AzaleaCloud: Wait, the Evolving Wilds retrains have cycling?? How did I not notice...
  TXC2: wiggle wiggle wiggle
 BrowneePoints: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GOTKtF3aQAA_F4L.jpg:large
 jacqui_lantern234: why would you pass your library, Serge? 
 RandomTrivia: 
 MrSarkhan: 
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 BrowneePoints: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GOTKtIjaMAEAOHj?format=jpg&name=large
 BrowneePoints: full art of both sides
 Chartle: ol' bean bag butt sorin
 RandomTrivia: https://cards.scryfall.io/large/front/0/3/0347bf13-1ccb-4d4d-a5f2-68181d494b85.jpg?1717015180
 BrowneePoints: I shared both sides
 RevolverRossalot: Sorin (built like a) house, Markov
 50keyz: alucard
 jacqui_lantern234: @BrowneePoints i dunno, not anime enough 
  LRRbot: Cranial Ram [BR] | Artifact — Equipment | Living weapon / Equipped creature gets +X/+1, where X is the number of artifacts you control. / Equip {2}
KeytarCat: Oh it alucard
  LRRbot: Sorin of House Markov [1B] (back: Sorin, Ravenous Neonate) | Legendary Creature — Human Noble [1/4] | Lifelink / Extort / At the beginning of your postcombat main phase, if you gained 3 or more life this turn, exile Sorin of House Markov, then return him to the battlefield transformed under his owner's control.
 RevolverRossalot: Extort trigger!
 gloamsworn: now this is my kind of color pool
 tehfewl: banned in pauper, cranial ram
AzaleaCloud: +Tarmogoyf/+1
 LadyLockwood92: I kinda love that he has Extort
 JonnyH: oh no he's hot
 neveth: Budget Alucard
 RandomTrivia: Oh no, he is definitely from a Shou*jo* anime
 Leonhart321: That is Castlevania
KinkerbellRose: Truth
 BrowneePoints: He's so Bishi
 Diabore: its how sorin thinks he looks vs how other people see him
 50keyz: 
 Mr_Bitterness: Get that Sorin a big goth angel girlfriend
  LRRbot: Sorin of House Markov [1B] (back: Sorin, Ravenous Neonate) | Legendary Creature — Human Noble [1/4] | Lifelink / Extort / At the beginning of your postcombat main phase, if you gained 3 or more life …
  LRRbot: Shattered Landscape | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Shattered Landscape: Search your library for a basic Mountain, Plains, or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / C…
  LRRbot: Solstice Zealot [2W] | Creature — Rhino Cleric [2/3] | When Solstice Zealot enters the battlefield, you get {E}{E}. / {T}, Pay {E}: Tap target creature.
  LRRbot: Cranial Ram [BR] | Artifact — Equipment | Living weapon / Equipped creature gets +X/+1, where X is the number of artifacts you control. / Equip {2}
  LRRbot: Sorin of House Markov [1B] (back: Sorin, Ravenous Neonate) | Legendary Creature — Human Noble [1/4] | Lifelink / Extort / At the beginning of your postcombat main phase, if you gained 3 or more life …
  Simriel: That's a lotta magic cards
  TXC2: "i can fix him "
 PawssumFable: uh oh
 Boomyakalolo: @neveth we have Alucard at home
 BrowneePoints: Avacyn is his daughter chat I will bonk you
 TallynNyntyg: Oh hey, it's Sorin Karlov!
 bakerydragon: @TXC2 oh no
 Leonhart321: Anime Sorin is how he thinks he looks, Normal One is how he is
  LRRbot: Refurbished Familiar [3B] | Artifact Creature — Zombie Rat [2/1] | Affinity for artifacts / Flying / When Refurbished Familiar enters the battlefield, each opponent discards a card. For each opponent who can't, you draw a card.
AzaleaCloud: @TXC2 Narrator: "And that's when he became a vampire."
  TXC2: BrowneePoints  she has a choker 
 TallynNyntyg: @AzaleaCloud Cool vampire, Twilight vampire, or JoJo vampire?
 jacqui_lantern234: you dont get 3 untaps, Serge 
Stup1d_Bird: I've never been equally attracted to a father and his daughter before Sorin and Avacyn
 ralphthellama: Is the transformed side also anime?
AzaleaCloud: @TallynNyntyg It's Sorin Markov. Pick the one(s) that applies to him. 
ilovebrownies3: did serge pay for extort?
fungal_bird: Definitely npt a Last Man on Earth vampire though
 TallynNyntyg: @AzaleaCloud Does he have a stand?
 RandomTrivia: @ilovebrownies3 He did, the Familiar costs 1 less for his artifact
 RevolverRossalot: I assumed Sorin/Avacyn was more of a Weird Science situation than parental
 BrowneePoints: Sorin just uses Hamon
 TallynNyntyg: Then JoJo.
ilovebrownies3: ah, my mistake
  LRRbot: Thraben Charm [1W] | Instant | Choose one — / • Thraben Charm deals damage equal to twice the number of creatures you control to target creature. / • Destroy target enchantment. / • Exile any number of target players' graveyards.
AzaleaCloud: @TallynNyntyg Is Mindslaver a stand?
 LordManiMani: Butt not big enough
 TallynNyntyg: @AzaleaCloud Maybe Avacyn?
 BrowneePoints: His Stand is "Brain Stew" and lets him Mind Control
  LRRbot: Shattered Landscape | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Shattered Landscape: Search your library for a basic Mountain, Plains, or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Cycling {R}{W}{B}
AzaleaCloud: @TallynNyntyg You know what. That works perfectly.
AzaleaCloud: I can't believe Sorin killed his own stand. What a chad move.
KeytarCat: Germ named Bug
 TallynNyntyg: Ah yes, Mario 3.
 phoenixfeather14:  
 Boomyakalolo: why you a last level in a mario game
 accountmadeforants: They do call germs "bugs", so not entirely wrong
 TallynNyntyg: Mario 3 was great.
 eshplode: Mario's banned in Bloomburrow limited 
 TallynNyntyg: Mario 4 is better.
 shurtal: tippity tappity smapidi flappidi
 KaleidoscopeMind: it's probably in the contract somewhere. beej would know
  TXC2: you can reference other companies, just not in the positive 
 Diabore: @eshplode what if tanuki mario?
  LRRbot: Ondu Knotmaster // Throw a Line | Ondu Knotmaster [2WB] | Creature — Kor Rogue [2/2] | Lifelink / Whenever another modified creature you control dies, put two +1/+1 counters on Ondu Knotmaster. // Throw a Line [WB] | Sorcery — Adventure | Distribute two +1/+1 counters among one or two target creatures.
 Gekyouryuu: Fighting germs you should sing doctor Mario music instead 
 ClodiumSoride: Fever or Chill?
 Boomyakalolo: kor being black/white makes me so happy
 Krillin_fan: begin...The KRUNDLING
 CrossXhunteR: i didnt realize there were adventures in MH3
   LoadingReadyRun: There is the Ondu Master and Ondu Not Master
  LRRbot: Decree of Justice [XX2WW] | Sorcery | Create X 4/4 white Angel creature tokens with flying. / Cycling {2}{W} / When you cycle Decree of Justice, you may pay {X}. If you do, create X 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Knotmaster is a name with... specific... connotations.
 alchemistsavant: owo
 GredGredmansson: did you pay X serge?
 TallynNyntyg: @Diabore Only if fox Luigi can be in it too.
 Boomyakalolo: that card getting down shifted to an uncommon is nuts
  LRRbot: Furnace Hellkite [5RR] | Artifact Creature — Dragon [5/5] | Affinity for artifacts / Flying / {R}: Furnace Hellkite gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
AzaleaCloud: @LoadingReadyRun But which was destroyed? The Ondu Master or the Ondu Not Master?
 Earthenone: knotmaster isent a bloomburrow card?
 spiffinn: he paid 5 mana
 GredGredmansson: gotcha thanks
 tehfewl: i made the knotmaster bloomburrow joke earlier, it didn't land
 j_crane330: Cast magic missile
  LRRbot: Glyph Elemental [1W] | Enchantment Creature — Elemental [2/2] | Bestow {1}{W} / Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Glyph Elemental. / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each +1/+1 counter on Glyph Elemental.
  TXC2: (Paul Voice) I have FIVE 5 mana creatures
  LRRbot: Refurbished Familiar [3B] | Artifact Creature — Zombie Rat [2/1] | Affinity for artifacts / Flying / When Refurbished Familiar enters the battlefield, each opponent discards a card. For each opponent…
  LRRbot: Thraben Charm [1W] | Instant | Choose one — / • Thraben Charm deals damage equal to twice the number of creatures you control to target creature. / • Destroy target enchantment. / • Exile any number …
  LRRbot: Shattered Landscape | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Shattered Landscape: Search your library for a basic Mountain, Plains, or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / C…
  LRRbot: Ondu Knotmaster // Throw a Line | Ondu Knotmaster [2WB] | Creature — Kor Rogue [2/2] | Lifelink / Whenever another modified creature you control dies, put two +1/+1 counters on Ondu Knotmaster. // Th…
  LRRbot: Decree of Justice [XX2WW] | Sorcery | Create X 4/4 white Angel creature tokens with flying. / Cycling {2}{W} / When you cycle Decree of Justice, you may pay {X}. If you do, create X 1/1 white Soldier…
  LRRbot: Furnace Hellkite [5RR] | Artifact Creature — Dragon [5/5] | Affinity for artifacts / Flying / {R}: Furnace Hellkite gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
  LRRbot: Glyph Elemental [1W] | Enchantment Creature — Elemental [2/2] | Bestow {1}{W} / Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Glyph Elemental. / Enchant…
 CrossXhunteR: is that a sanctum stompy creature
  LRRbot: Angel of the Ruins [5WW] | Artifact Creature — Angel [5/7] | Flying / When Angel of the Ruins enters the battlefield, exile up to two target artifacts and/or enchantments. / Plainscycling {2}
 BrowneePoints: I wasn't a Big Fan, but then I really plugged in and turned my life around.
AzaleaCloud: @TXC2 When you kick Rite of Replication targeting your opponent's Acidic Slime
ilovebrownies3: you may announce
  LRRbot: Wing It [1W] | Instant | Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Put a flying counter on it. Scry 1.
  TXC2: AzaleaCloud  backbreaking 
  LRRbot: Solstice Zealot [2W] | Creature — Rhino Cleric [2/3] | When Solstice Zealot enters the battlefield, you get {E}{E}. / {T}, Pay {E}: Tap target creature.
 RandomTrivia: Nom nom nom nom
 LordManiMani: Wing It secret early Bloomburrow card
 GredGredmansson: Scry 1
 RandomTrivia: That card does more still
 BrowneePoints: It's from Ikoria @LordManiMani
 Flyingdelorion: Scy 1 Kathleen!
AzaleaCloud: @TXC2 "I have FIVE five mana creatures. And you now have zero zero mana lands."
 BrowneePoints: the crystals in the background means it's ikoria
  TXC2: AzaleaCloud  ah, I get now, 
 BrowneePoints: That angel got that Dog in them
  LRRbot: Dog Umbra [1W] | Enchantment — Aura | Flash / Enchant creature / As long as another player controls enchanted creature, it can't attack or block. Otherwise, Dog Umbra has umbra armor.
 flustered_blue: ah the dumbra
 Diabore: flashifism
 LordManiMani: @browneepoints the vibe, yo
 tehfewl: dog walked
  LRRbot: Drossclaw [1B] | Artifact — Equipment | Living weapon / Equipped creature gets +1/+1. / Whenever equipped creature attacks, each opponent loses 1 life. / Equip {2}
 RevolverRossalot: Ah, Da Gumbra!
 GredGredmansson: that's a good wisdom.
 CaptainSpam: Ha ba ba da ba ga.
  qrpth: !cardview yt off
 BrowneePoints: Pup play over
  LRRbot: Cranial Ram [BR] | Artifact — Equipment | Living weapon / Equipped creature gets +X/+1, where X is the number of artifacts you control. / Equip {2}
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 Boomyakalolo: booty booty booty rocking everywhere
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  LRRbot: Gravedig [1B] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Target player creates a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. / • Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / Entwine {2}
 Diabore: bring in james to draw the next card, worked for ben
AzaleaCloud: For 4 mana it's literally just Gravedigger
  TXC2: !subathon
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 50keyz: i appreciate kathleen playing her deck unsleeved.
 RandomTrivia: Serge saw a word beginning with C and got excited 
 ttandmore: when you pay more he does more funny how that works lol
  LRRbot: Sundering Eruption [2R] (back: Volcanic Fissure) | Sorcery | Destroy target land. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Creatures without flying can't block this turn.
 ttandmore: you should see what happens when cards unionize
AzaleaCloud: Make coffee a keyword ability, you cowards
 CrossXhunteR: note, sundering eruption can eat your own lands, including one you tap to pay for it
 BrowneePoints: A Flyno
 BrowneePoints: yes yes
 RevolverRossalot: Given it comes in untapped, the sick tech is to target your own land in some cases.
 just__fitz: Has a Flying Rhino Junior High Joke been made yet
 ttandmore: @AzaleaCloud two brown brown i activate my roaster supreme
 CrossXhunteR: a fifth land
 RevolverRossalot: Oh, I'm slow. Ah well, the point stands
  LRRbot: Wurmcoil Larva [3BB] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Wurm [3/3] | Deathtouch, lifelink / When Wurmcoil Larva dies, create a 1/2 black Phyrexian Wurm artifact creature token with deathtouch and a 2/1 black Phyrexian Wurm artifact creature token with lifelink.
 Diabore: now its a problem
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 Diabore: need black
  LRRbot: Refurbished Familiar [3B] | Artifact Creature — Zombie Rat [2/1] | Affinity for artifacts / Flying / When Refurbished Familiar enters the battlefield, each opponent discards a card. For each opponent who can't, you draw a card.
  LRRbot: Angel of the Ruins [5WW] | Artifact Creature — Angel [5/7] | Flying / When Angel of the Ruins enters the battlefield, exile up to two target artifacts and/or enchantments. / Plainscycling {2}
  LRRbot: Wing It [1W] | Instant | Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Put a flying counter on it. Scry 1.
  LRRbot: Solstice Zealot [2W] | Creature — Rhino Cleric [2/3] | When Solstice Zealot enters the battlefield, you get {E}{E}. / {T}, Pay {E}: Tap target creature.
  LRRbot: Dog Umbra [1W] | Enchantment — Aura | Flash / Enchant creature / As long as another player controls enchanted creature, it can't attack or block. Otherwise, Dog Umbra has umbra armor.
  LRRbot: Drossclaw [1B] | Artifact — Equipment | Living weapon / Equipped creature gets +1/+1. / Whenever equipped creature attacks, each opponent loses 1 life. / Equip {2}
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to sergeafterdark! 
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 ttandmore: lol serge was not subbed
AzaleaCloud: Serge after Dark Roast
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 RandomTrivia: 
  LRRbot: Ondu Knotmaster // Throw a Line | Ondu Knotmaster [2WB] | Creature — Kor Rogue [2/2] | Lifelink / Whenever another modified creature you control dies, put two +1/+1 counters on Ondu Knotmaster. // Throw a Line [WB] | Sorcery — Adventure | Distribute two +1/+1 counters among one or two target creatures.
  Sarah_Serinde: Anon being thorough I see 
  LRRbot: Decree of Justice [XX2WW] | Sorcery | Create X 4/4 white Angel creature tokens with flying. / Cycling {2}{W} / When you cycle Decree of Justice, you may pay {X}. If you do, create X 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.
AzaleaCloud: Wait, this is an uncommon now???
 BrowneePoints: Yep downshifted from Rare
 baskwalla: @AzaleaCloud Yeah, it's just okay
  TXC2: it is in MH3
  LRRbot: Aerie Auxiliary [3W] | Creature — Bird Soldier [3/3] | Flying / When Aerie Auxiliary enters the battlefield, support 2.
Christopher Peterson: 4 PS4s
 ttandmore: feed the worm
  TXC2: rarity only matters for limited really (card price not withstanding)
AzaleaCloud: That's why I'm kinda buggin right now, Decree is so good in limited. Downshifting it is a bold choice.
 alchemistsavant: Unless your name is pauper
 dungeonmasteralek: @TXC2 Don't forget pauper and block constructed tiny leaders two headed giant!
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @TXC2 ...and Pauper/Peasant.
 LordManiMani: Serge suddenly transformed into a Judge Magister midsentence and it was striking
  TXC2: thanks chat
 jacqui_lantern234: none rares left beef 
Carson Chavez: This is a heck of a board state lol
  TXC2: jacqui_lantern234  my usual limited deck 
AzaleaCloud: Wasn't the none pizza with left beef guy a Hollywood writer or something?
 Diabore: @dungeonmasteralek i thought tiny leaders was mana cost not rarity?
 jacqui_lantern234: also, cmon chat, LabMan-splaining aint cool 
  LRRbot: Siege Smash [1R] | Instant | Split second / Choose one — / • Destroy target artifact. / • Target creature gets +3/+2 and gains trample until end of turn.
 jacqui_lantern234: but also not really joking
AzaleaCloud: @jacqui_lantern234 We're Magic players. We live for moments where we get to tap two Islands and say UM, ACTUALLY~
 ttandmore: counter spell is my love language
 50keyz: @ttandmore 
jadeye00: Shouldn't the knotmaster have 2 more counters?
  LRRbot: Voltstorm Angel [3WW] | Creature — Angel [4/4] | Flying / When Voltstorm Angel enters the battlefield, you get {E}{E}{E}. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may pay {E}{E}. When you do, choose one — / • Voltstorm Angel gains vigilance and lifelink until end of turn. / • Other creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
jadeye00: From the modified flier dying to combat the turn before
 vinewood_og: Nicely done Kathleeen!
 Diabore: @jadeye00 only 1 modified died
 RandomTrivia:  
 ElementalAlchemist: squeak has been called
 spiffinn: but it had one counter on before, correct?
AzaleaCloud: Go birds 
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  LRRbot: Drossclaw [1B] | Artifact — Equipment | Living weapon / Equipped creature gets +1/+1. / Whenever equipped creature attacks, each opponent loses 1 life. / Equip {2}
 razorswift: @spiffinn incorrect 
 Diabore: @spiffinn no, it was a 2/1 and a modified 4/4
 Diabore: that died
 CrossXhunteR: what's under the dog umbra?
 Diabore: @CrossXhunteR a scary 5/7 angel
 spiffinn: ok. i saw it with one counter on it at some point and got confused. might have been before they caught that the trigger gives two counters
 CanPlayGames: !card bribe with bunnies
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 Metric_Furlong: pause before they remember the drossclaw trigger
PadawanTK16: dross claw will deal 1 on attack making both lethal
 PatronSaintOfUncertainty: Dross Claw trigger?
theamc2000: Ben, in place of chat
 elias2718: attacks haven't been declared yet right?
 RockPusher returns after slumber with tea and Tim Tams
  TXC2: welcome back RockPusher
 Diabore: if serge still attacks
 50keyz: cant he reequip now?
 Goombill: Serge can reequip right?
 Boomyakalolo: not at instant speed
 Diabore: @50keyz not in combat
 narset6691: trigger happens at beggining of combat
 ElementalAlchemist: no, it's no longer main phsae
 50keyz: its not comabt
 Chartle: beginning of combat she taps
 spiffinn: no, we're in beginning of combat
 Chartle: the trigger is on attack
BrookJustBones: This happens in beginning of combat step
 CrossXhunteR: we're moving to combat
 Easilycrazyhat: Someone get the hatchet, it's REL-axed
 50keyz: she tapped in responseo moving to combat
 elias2718: gg
 ElementalAlchemist: whoa!
AzaleaCloud: Wooooow.
 ElementalAlchemist: gg
 vinewood_og: gg
 50keyz: GG
 RandomTrivia: GGs
 spiffinn: @50keyz not a thing you can do. she tapped in beginning of combat
fungal_bird: unsurprising that Ben likes the dog umbra lol
 CrossXhunteR: lots of good enchantment auras this set
 ghoti12890: @50keyz she tapped it in the beginning of combat step
15 raiders from ErinusTV have joined!
 Wolfy098: I did not see Kathleen winning at any point of that game good play
 RandomTrivia: Welcome raiders! 
  TXC2: they slice they dice they make juileann fries
 vinewood_og: Raid!?!?!
  TXC2: Hello Raiders
 LadyLockwood92: Welcome Raiders~
 Seth_Erickson: no that's the red rare one
 Seth_Erickson: it does have collective in the name though I think
 KaleidoscopeMind: 
  Sarah_Serinde: !subathon
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  TXC2: !events
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  Sarah_Serinde: !ppr
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  TXC2: !prr
 Seth_Erickson: !card Collective Resistance
  LRRbot: Collective Resistance [1G] | Instant | Escalate {G} / Choose one or more — / • Destroy target artifact. / • Destroy target enchantment. / • Target creature gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.
  ErinusTV: bloomburrow 
 cmdrud87: maybe, if you're finished with the sub a thon until sunday evening 
 RockPusher:  
 tryllebanjo: !rule Escalate
 Easilycrazyhat: Haven't played since WOE but want to try out Bloomburrow. It looks super cute.
AzaleaCloud: Otter Ral! 
 CrossXhunteR: i haven't played magic in like 15 years. quite excited for bloomburrow
 Mr_Bitterness: Ral's the only one who's acctually there I think
 BrowneePoints: it’s like a new Generation’s Lorwyn/Ravnica
 50keyz: bunny tamiyo is adorable
 MrMatternot: Redwall is all on youtube as an audiobook
 Bugberry: I do like seeing non-natives react to being turned into furries.
 Bruceski: Have they made Oko an actual deer?
 Strebenherz: Goated
 RockPusher: ♫ Badger mom has got it going on… ♫
 flustered_blue: Constance?
 Ctabbe: good ol constance
 Leonhart321: You all quoting Redwall, and I'm here referencing NIMH
 spaigefault: The fish out of otter, I mean water, stuff with Ral was executed perfectly in the story imo
fungal_bird: praxis
 Inspaders: I get it Ben. I may or may not have a crush on Raltter
  TXC2: right chat I'm off
 Lobo_Apache: Alright y'all, Good luck in the rest of the draft. I've got killteam to play!
 RockPusher: 'night TXC2
  LRRbot: Retrofitted Transmogrant [B] | Artifact Creature — Zombie [1/1] | {3}{B}: Return Retrofitted Transmogrant from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped with two +1/+1 counters on it.
 Strebenherz: https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/redwall/images/a/a6/Constance_TVseries.png/revision/latest?cb=20100101024212
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 RandomTrivia: Night TXC2, sleep well! 
 Flyingdelorion: Bye @TXC2 Thank you for all what you do!
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 BrowneePoints: I had a crush on Orlando the Ace
 Bugberry: One thing I find weird in the Bloomburrow art is how sometimes the animals are similar sizes while in others they are realistically sized.
 BrowneePoints: Axe
 BrowneePoints: calamity beasts beeef
  LRRbot: Distinguished Conjurer [1W] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/2] | Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life. / {4}{W}, {T}: Exile another target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control.
 BrowneePoints: beeeeg*
 Bugberry: Like in one a racoon and squirrel are the same size and another one is much bigger.
  LRRbot: Gravedig [1B] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Target player creates a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. / • Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / Entwine {2}
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 Diabore: move to panic step
  LRRbot: Metastatic Evangel [1W] | Creature — Phyrexian Human Cleric [3/1] | Whenever another nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, proliferate.
   LoadingReadyRun: Each conjurer is more distinguished then the last!
  LRRbot: Refurbished Familiar [3B] | Artifact Creature — Zombie Rat [2/1] | Affinity for artifacts / Flying / When Refurbished Familiar enters the battlefield, each opponent discards a card. For each opponent who can't, you draw a card.
 Leonhart321: Ocelot Pride worries intensifies
 noSmokeFire: is the audio _very slightly_ delayed or is that on my end?
  LRRbot: Molten Gatekeeper [2R] | Artifact Creature — Golem [2/3] | Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, Molten Gatekeeper deals 1 damage to each opponent. / Unearth {R}
 ElementalAlchemist: with *foil* unearth
AzaleaCloud: @noSmokeFire It is for me too, not just you
  LRRbot: Expel the Unworthy [1W] | Sorcery | Kicker {2}{W} / Choose target creature with mana value 3 or less. If this spell was kicked, instead choose target creature. Exile the chosen creature, then its controller gains life equal to its mana value.
 Sandeon: unearth is really good with blink
 LowUpsideCJ: @AzaleaCloud Try pausing and unpausing
AzaleaCloud: Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaames
 ElementalAlchemist: RIP
  LRRbot: Solar Transformer [2] | Artifact | Solar Transformer enters the battlefield tapped. / When Solar Transformer enters the battlefield, you get {E}{E}{E}. / {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Pay {E}: Add one mana of any color.
 ThorSokar: oo0o lala
theamc2000: legs
clarinetman: Blinded by the light
  LRRbot: Cranial Ram [BR] | Artifact — Equipment | Living weapon / Equipped creature gets +X/+1, where X is the number of artifacts you control. / Equip {2}
 Seth_Erickson: transformer is tapped Serge
 ghoti12890: serge cant do that. it enters tapped
 Seth_Erickson: can't cast the ram yet
  LRRbot: Refurbished Familiar [3B] | Artifact Creature — Zombie Rat [2/1] | Affinity for artifacts / Flying / When Refurbished Familiar enters the battlefield, each opponent discards a card. For each opponent who can't, you draw a card.
  LRRbot: Aerie Auxiliary [3W] | Creature — Bird Soldier [3/3] | Flying / When Aerie Auxiliary enters the battlefield, support 2.
McMenno: serge it's tapped
jadeye00: transformer enters tapped. cant cast ram yet
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 RandomTrivia: Welcome raiders! 
  LRRbot: Pearl-Ear, Imperial Advisor [1WW] | Legendary Creature — Fox Advisor [3/4] | Lifelink / Enchantment spells you cast have affinity for Auras. / Whenever you cast an Aura spell that targets a modified permanent you control, draw a card.
 Sandeon: did we remember to ungain Serge's life?
 RandomTrivia: It is a good day to internet, unless you got CrowdStruck
 cartermatic313: DOES SURGE GAIN LIFE WHEN A CREATURE ENTERS?
 DeathThirtyOne: @RandomTrivia or need to fly anywhere
 lirazel64: Fuzzy females unite!
 RockPusher: need to get the insulation ready for winter
 Sunidesus: Leg shaving is highly overrated
 cartermatic313: he missed 2 life earlier but too late now
AzaleaCloud: @RandomTrivia Don't try to order Starbucks online either. Or do any banking ever.
 Chartle: counter on a player
 notthepenguins: energy is a counter
 DeathThirtyOne: yep starbucks is down for the count today
 RandomTrivia: @AzaleaCloud All of those things come under the umbrella
 345tom: its odd watching this stream without sound everynow and then
 CrossXhunteR: yup, energy is a counter
 itsr67: you can always proliferate counters on players, thats how poison works
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  LRRbot: Shattered Landscape | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Shattered Landscape: Search your library for a basic Mountain, Plains, or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Cycling {R}{W}{B}
  LRRbot: Cranial Ram [BR] | Artifact — Equipment | Living weapon / Equipped creature gets +X/+1, where X is the number of artifacts you control. / Equip {2}
 RandomTrivia:  
jadeye00: remember to gain the life for the germ
 DeathThirtyOne: @jadeye00 germ is a token
  LRRbot: Solstice Zealot [2W] | Creature — Rhino Cleric [2/3] | When Solstice Zealot enters the battlefield, you get {E}{E}. / {T}, Pay {E}: Tap target creature.
 mjiig: I'd never previously thought about the fact that if your opponent has energy you can't proliferate their poison without giving them more energy
 cartermatic313: yeah is it non token
  LRRbot: Thraben Charm [1W] | Instant | Choose one — / • Thraben Charm deals damage equal to twice the number of creatures you control to target creature. / • Destroy target enchantment. / • Exile any number of target players' graveyards.
 bytecaster: @mjiig Finally, Poison counterplay
jadeye00: @cartermatic313 @DeathThirtyOne conjurer does not specify nontoken
 cartermatic313: ohh i thought it did
 RockPusher: Ben hummed it earlier and now The Little Ships is stuck in my brain   
 CrossXhunteR: note, paw prints from bloomburrow are not counters
AzaleaCloud: Glistener Elves across the multiverse in shambles
 bytecaster: They should call it "Counter Uppy" instead of "Proliferate" send tweet
  LRRbot: Voltstorm Angel [3WW] | Creature — Angel [4/4] | Flying / When Voltstorm Angel enters the battlefield, you get {E}{E}{E}. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may pay {E}{E}. When you do, choose one — / • Voltstorm Angel gains vigilance and lifelink until end of turn. / • Other creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
 twitchysmile: @bytecaster 
 silv3r_54: @nornsfelidar thank you for the gifted sub 
  LRRbot: Sorin of House Markov [1B] (back: Sorin, Ravenous Neonate) | Legendary Creature — Human Noble [1/4] | Lifelink / Extort / At the beginning of your postcombat main phase, if you gained 3 or more life this turn, exile Sorin of House Markov, then return him to the battlefield transformed under his owner's control.
  LRRbot: Ondu Knotmaster // Throw a Line | Ondu Knotmaster [2WB] | Creature — Kor Rogue [2/2] | Lifelink / Whenever another modified creature you control dies, put two +1/+1 counters on Ondu Knotmaster. // Throw a Line [WB] | Sorcery — Adventure | Distribute two +1/+1 counters among one or two target creatures.
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AzaleaCloud: 
 CrossXhunteR: this angel is large
 LordManiMani: @bytecaster sounds like street fighter  slang
AzaleaCloud: What format is it????
Halinn: If not master then what?
 DeathThirtyOne: draft
 Shadowsoflife: draft
 AshcopseDryad: MH3 draft
AzaleaCloud: Thanks chat, I'm making a joke about how high their life totals are. 
  LRRbot: Molten Gatekeeper [2R] | Artifact Creature — Golem [2/3] | Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, Molten Gatekeeper deals 1 damage to each opponent. / Unearth {R}
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 Chartle: no extort
  LRRbot: Furnace Hellkite [5RR] | Artifact Creature — Dragon [5/5] | Affinity for artifacts / Flying / {R}: Furnace Hellkite gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
 CrossXhunteR: that's 3 life for the turn
xTR8T0Rx: gatekeeper also pings for hellkite etb
 Sandeon: awww, no blinking unearthed shenans 
 Diabore: @Chartle why no extort?
 Chartle: i posted that in response to the is unearth a cast question
 Chartle: it's all good
  LRRbot: Sorin, Ravenous Neonate (front: Sorin of House Markov) | Legendary Planeswalker — Sorin [3] | Extort / [+2]: Create a Food token. / [−1]: Sorin, Ravenous Neonate deals damage equal to the amount of life you gained this turn to any target. / [−6]: Gain control of target creature. It becomes a Vampire in addition to its other types. Put a lifelink counter on it if you control a white permanent other than that creature or Sorin.
 Seth_Erickson: the angel is only a 5/5 right?
 thrashingkangaroo: gatekeeper got haste?
 Diabore: @Seth_Erickson 6/6
 miniMacGuru: Unearth gives haste
 Diabore: @thrashingkangaroo unearth
 Seth_Erickson: nvm I thought it was initally a 3/3
 thrashingkangaroo: ah he didnt cast it
  LRRbot: Voltstorm Angel [3WW] | Creature — Angel [4/4] | Flying / When Voltstorm Angel enters the battlefield, you get {E}{E}{E}. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may pay {E}{E}. When you do, choose one — / • Voltstorm Angel gains vigilance and lifelink until end of turn. / • Other creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
 Seth_Erickson: I keep thinking the angel gives itself +1/+1 with their ability
gamefreak3072: How is youtube chat?
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 lirazel64: A glam guy with a huge sword shows up....
 Diabore: 31 to 25, sure is limited in here
 CrossXhunteR: that's much manas
AzaleaCloud: So long, Mr. Sorinson
 Boomyakalolo: @lirazel64 no that's next year
Xiff_: scooooooop?
 vinewood_og: Great song!
 lirazel64:  
 Shadowsoflife: @lirazel64 but then it's just nahiri with long hair 
 macintose: Is sorin getting the best, the best, the best, the best life gain
stsindre: Hiya! Is there a PPR this time?
 lirazel64: 😉
 Philocalist: Serge: What do you want to do today? Serge: I dunno, what do you wanna do today?
 thrashingkangaroo: @stsindre sunday
 vinewood_og: Were you born to untap, or just unflunge?
AzaleaCloud: @stsindre Bloomburrow PPR this Sunday
 Shadowsoflife: nope @stsindre just a draft for Sub-a-thon
 Boomyakalolo: @Shadowsoflife you dare insult my angst coded blacksmith wife?
AzaleaCloud: 
  LRRbot: Wrath of the Skies [XWW] | Sorcery | You get X {E}, then you may pay any amount of {E}. Destroy each artifact, creature, and enchantment with mana value less than or equal to the amount of {E} paid this way.
 Shadowsoflife: @Boomyakalolo She wouldn't show up with a big sword to kill sorin?
 vinewood_og: 
 Boomyakalolo: @Shadowsoflife no fair called shott but fair
 Diabore: i thought kathleen had no rares
  LRRbot: Perilous Landscape | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Perilous Landscape: Search your library for a basic Island, Mountain, or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Cycling {U}{R}{W}
  LRRbot: Hexgold Slith [1W] | Creature — Slith [2/1] | When Hexgold Slith enters the battlefield, you get {E}{E}. / Whenever Hexgold Slith attacks, you may pay {E}{E}. If you do, it gains first strike until end of turn. / Whenever Hexgold Slith deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
 Shadowsoflife: @Boomyakalolo Heh
AzaleaCloud: Clock online
Halinn: Uh-oh slithy
  LRRbot: Fanged Flames [1R] | Sorcery | Devoid / Fanged Flames deals 4 damage to target creature or planeswalker. If that creature or planeswalker would die this turn, exile it instead.
 Strebenherz: That +1/+1 counter looking really good now
AzaleaCloud: Clock dismantled 
 RockPusher: 
 0011110000110011: back to top decking 
 Strebenherz: NEVERMIND
 vinewood_og: 
  LRRbot: Drossclaw [1B] | Artifact — Equipment | Living weapon / Equipped creature gets +1/+1. / Whenever equipped creature attacks, each opponent loses 1 life. / Equip {2}
clarinetman: Top  Deck   Wars
  LRRbot: Decree of Justice [XX2WW] | Sorcery | Create X 4/4 white Angel creature tokens with flying. / Cycling {2}{W} / When you cycle Decree of Justice, you may pay {X}. If you do, create X 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.
AzaleaCloud: PFFFSHHHHHyeeeeoooow
bsbcosplay: is this 1v1 commander or something else (i can’t remember format names)
 twitchysmile:  
 josh___something: oof
 vinewood_og: 
 50keyz: bomb uncommon
 DeathThirtyOne: @bsbcosplay french
 Boomyakalolo: !updog
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2d, 10:51:26. 
 NeoOfTheDark: @bsbcosplay nah, it's just draft
 CrossXhunteR: not enough mana for that? or am i bad at math
 CrossXhunteR: i am bad at math
 razorswift: relatable
fungal_bird: mood
  RayFK: Gotta say in game on Twitch
Fluffy776: big mood
bsbcosplay: @neoofthedark thanks
 vinewood_og: I was always terrible at MTG but this is objectively great
 JustMeJude: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dialtown w/ Kathleen & Jordynne at Fri 08:00 PM PDT (5:34 from now).
  LRRbot: Glyph Elemental [1W] | Enchantment Creature — Elemental [2/2] | Bestow {1}{W} / Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Glyph Elemental. / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each +1/+1 counter on Glyph Elemental.
 NornsFelidar: noo
  LRRbot: Wither and Bloom [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn. / {1}{B}, Exile Wither and Bloom from your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Activate only as a sorcery.
 Graham Stark: NB, how about you?
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 NornsFelidar: you withering bloom beginning of combat 
 vinewood_og: GG gamers
 RockPusher: 
 macintose: Wowie zowie
 ThePixelSavage: whats next on the schedule?
 ThePixelSavage: and hello everyone
 ThePixelSavage: 
 Bugberry: Very different from the first round.
 Sage0fMadness: Grind 4 Subs
 Isaac3567: @ThePixelSavage Lorcana draft once MTG is done
 ThePixelSavage: thank you!
AzaleaCloud: Gotta pick up those terrible-on-rate kill spells to deal with Colossal Dreadmaw 
gamefreak3072: I'm good. just got back from errands chilling enjoying the stream. also HAI G! <3
 Bugberry: Stellaluna faction
  RayFK: Food Fight
 50keyz: "this one is 'blinky'"
 singinnonsense: strixhaven orhzov was also very aggro
kamkazi: Crime Lizards in standard is going to be so fun
 NornsFelidar: commander
 bisaflau: commander
 CrossXhunteR: i think it's commander
 RandomTrivia: Farseek is NOT in standard
 SeismicLawns: it's commander
  RayFK: Commander #wotcstaff
 Graham Stark: Hello!
Aviv Fa: its nice to have someone in chat. this is my first time on youtube stream, and it just works better than twitch
Alex Goldberg: really great games, Gresham!
 Kentosaurus: that would be wild in standard
 macintose: @thepixelsavage lorcana draft is next after thus draft
 Bugberry: A lot of the lizards are also Outlaws
 CrossXhunteR: it has adorable art
AzaleaCloud: Farseek getting surveil lands would be sick
 ThePixelSavage: @macintose thank you 
 Gaz_L: maybe in Foundations?
  RayFK: None Lands Left Beef
 Chartle: left spells none lands
 Krillin_fan: but Serge, you need lands to cast your spells!
 CrossXhunteR: going to 5 is one step away from going to 4
 vinewood_og: 
 BrowneePoints: A big thing is Jasper Flint is also a lizard for standard Ben.
Aviv Fa: like on twitch i ofthen had drops or the stream stuttering, but up till now the stream was really smooth
Aviv Fa: graham, you drafted literally my dream deck, it was so cool
beckbat: Youtube is just a better streaming technology for the viewer
 Graham Stark: Good to hear! We know a lot of folks prefer YT, even if it's a little weird for us on the backend.
 ThorSokar: There's a land on top, but only if your name is James
 Mindfire13: Just ask James to draw you lands
 0011110000110011: do you have Sorin mana?
 NornsFelidar: the loot is better on hard mode
 Sandeon: just ask James to draw for you
 theGuidingLark: dual face, modal is "choose [x]"
 macintose: Live your best life serge. But listen to past serge don't keep two land hands...
 RockPusher: 
  LRRbot: Shattered Landscape | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Shattered Landscape: Search your library for a basic Mountain, Plains, or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Cycling {R}{W}{B}
Fluffy776:  Sorin waiting for the lands
 Sandeon: no, it is one of your colours
 public_key_reveal_party: serge 
 TheWooglie: 
 50keyz: oh man for the "premiere lands pilot" ... dude makes some questionable decisions on lands
 ThePixelSavage: hubris. 
 Graham Stark: Thanks Aviv! Not pictured on stream, Strix Serenade and Flare of... the blue one
Alex Goldberg: seems like there a ~10 minute delay on YouTube, discovered by accident when my Google TV switched from one to the other, but YouTube does seem much more stable
 Graham Stark: Is there? We'll look into that, it shouldn't be 10mins
Aviv Fa: wow, thats ridiculous
 RockPusher: 
  LRRbot: Solstice Zealot [2W] | Creature — Rhino Cleric [2/3] | When Solstice Zealot enters the battlefield, you get {E}{E}. / {T}, Pay {E}: Tap target creature.
Fluffy776: One is the loneliest number 🎶
 SusanTD:   
 RandomTrivia: Uh oh
  RayFK: Yes. Good.
 singinnonsense: get James back in here again
 RandomTrivia: Oh Serge...
 RockPusher:  
lilmeaches: buckets!
 RandomTrivia: 
 BrowneePoints: look with the hand serge kept this quickly became coughing baby versus atomic bomb
 Sandeon: Serge needs to pull a Ben and ask James for help
 Plasterboard: He did it to himself. Don't feel sorry Kathleen
 public_key_reveal_party: you don't keep a 1 lander 99% of the time
  LRRbot: Decree of Justice [XX2WW] | Sorcery | Create X 4/4 white Angel creature tokens with flying. / Cycling {2}{W} / When you cycle Decree of Justice, you may pay {X}. If you do, create X 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.
 macintose: Ahh justice
 Graham Stark: Try and click where it says "Live" they're in sync for me, you might have slipped
 Graham Stark: They're in total sync on my end
gamefreak3072: Thanks for chatting with us Graham. :3
Greys N. Owman: Yeah, the overall experience on my phone or TV, which is where I watch stuff, is much smoother on YT
 Graham Stark: Happy to gamefreak!
Alex Goldberg: I was watching Ian's TTSF stream and there was a *large* delay between YouTube and twitch. I remember just looking at the subathon countdown timer and seeing a bit different
Alex Goldberg: ah that might have been it, I was fairly sleep deprived at the time😅
Evo 331: youtube has been fairly smooth for me
  LRRbot: Drossclaw [1B] | Artifact — Equipment | Living weapon / Equipped creature gets +1/+1. / Whenever equipped creature attacks, each opponent loses 1 life. / Equip {2}
homerjwho: what is this some kind of card game
  LRRbot: Angel of the Ruins [5WW] | Artifact Creature — Angel [5/7] | Flying / When Angel of the Ruins enters the battlefield, exile up to two target artifacts and/or enchantments. / Plainscycling {2}
AzaleaCloud: I thought it was some kind of Sidewalk Slam
 public_key_reveal_party: this is now a game of magic
 RandomTrivia: And Serge is off the line!
AzaleaCloud: As in Kathleen, slamming Serge's head, into an actual sidewalk
  LRRbot: Grim Servant [3B] | Creature — Zombie Warlock [3/2] | Menace / When Grim Servant enters the battlefield, search your library for a card with mana value less than or equal to your devotion to black, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. You lose 3 life.
 Graham Stark: Just beside the volume controls (on desktop) there's the word "Live" with a little red dot, and if it's grey then you're not LIVE-live.
Alex Goldberg: guess mine might've slipped or paused, think I'm the dummy here, my apologies!
OVERKiLL!: the cursed one will rip a land
 Graham Stark: no worries!
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 50keyz: yes unfinity reprints - now do comet!
 PharaohBender27: Oh no! 
 unleashenlightenment: you have to reveal it 
 BrowneePoints: It’s in the squirrel deck
 Wolfy098: 4? 1/1 +2/3?
 CanPlayGames: !card saw in half
  LRRbot: Saw in Half [2B] | Instant | Destroy target creature. If that creature dies this way, its controller creates two tokens that are copies of that creature, except their base power is half that creature's power and their base toughness is half that creature's toughness. Round up each time.
clashowenbash8: "The audience always loves it, but volunteers are divided."
 Angreed66: Comet not as smart as the bloomburrow residents
 CrossXhunteR: he's eepin
kamkazi: they are most likely saving comet as a bonus sheet/ collector booster card for space opera set
 vinewood_og: eepy boy
Aviv Fa: also, i love that since this is a subathon, i actually get to watch you
 hatboozeparty: silently judging every play
 RandomTrivia: 
 RockPusher: 
 BrowneePoints: Ben, I find it hilarious the card from the acorn set is in the squirrel preconstructed deck
 public_key_reveal_party: I forgot what saw in half's flavor text was, and it made me laugh first time, and when I looked it up again now I laughed again
  LRRbot: Distinguished Conjurer [1W] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/2] | Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life. / {4}{W}, {T}: Exile another target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control.
 Bugberry: It'd be funny if Comet got a reverse Imagine Critters art, as one of the Ainok dog people from Tarkir.
  LRRbot: Wither and Bloom [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn. / {1}{B}, Exile Wither and Bloom from your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Activate only as a sorcery.
 Riiiiiiis: Hi Chatters
Aviv Fa: usually im just a youtube vod watcher
Evo 331: I am sleepy, Ben
 LoadingReadyRun: youtube allows you to timeshift the stream, which can be confusing if you don't notice you aren't watching the live stream
Evo 331: me too, timezones really don't help haha
  LRRbot: Inventor's Axe [R] | Artifact — Equipment | Flash / When Inventor's Axe enters the battlefield, you get {E}{E}. / When Inventor's Axe enters the battlefield, attach it to target creature you control. / Equipped creature gets +2/+0. / Equip—Pay {E}{E}.
kamkazi: good tim allen by serge
  LRRbot: Fanged Flames [1R] | Sorcery | Devoid / Fanged Flames deals 4 damage to target creature or planeswalker. If that creature or planeswalker would die this turn, exile it instead.
 BrowneePoints: are you saying your conjuror died from cheap trick?
Ratchet215: no PPR today?
 ClodiumSoride: PPR on Sunday
 vinewood_og: PPR sunday
 Gaelan_Maestro: @Ratchet215 sunday
 stippledotter: !ppr
  LRRbot: The Bloomburrow PPR will be on Sunday, 21 July at 10am PDT! More info forthcoming.
 CrossXhunteR: sunday, sunday, sunday
 jimber_jam: I was only able to catch game 1 in Ben/Graham's game, who won?
 baskwalla: @jimber_jam Graham
 Mangledpixel: well well well, three holes in the ground
 Diabore: @baskwalla graham 2-0
  LRRbot: Expel the Unworthy [1W] | Sorcery | Kicker {2}{W} / Choose target creature with mana value 3 or less. If this spell was kicked, instead choose target creature. Exile the chosen creature, then its controller gains life equal to its mana value.
Bugberry subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 73 months!
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  LRRbot: Sorin of House Markov [1B] (back: Sorin, Ravenous Neonate) | Legendary Creature — Human Noble [1/4] | Lifelink / Extort / At the beginning of your postcombat main phase, if you gained 3 or more life this turn, exile Sorin of House Markov, then return him to the battlefield transformed under his owner's control.
  Chaos Treader: I like the YouTube stream because it lets be go back to a joke I just missed and then watch at 1.5 to catch up without missing anything
  RayFK: He got that dog on him
  LRRbot: Voltstorm Angel [3WW] | Creature — Angel [4/4] | Flying / When Voltstorm Angel enters the battlefield, you get {E}{E}{E}. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may pay {E}{E}. When you do, choose one — / • Voltstorm Angel gains vigilance and lifelink until end of turn. / • Other creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
BrookJustBones: !card dog umbra
  LRRbot: Dog Umbra [1W] | Enchantment — Aura | Flash / Enchant creature / As long as another player controls enchanted creature, it can't attack or block. Otherwise, Dog Umbra has umbra armor.
 razorswift: BEN
 ThorSokar: woooow, ben
AzaleaCloud: GG! 
theamc2000: well Siri. has been impounded before
fungal_bird: nice ggs
 macintose: Gg gamers
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 RockPusher:   
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 Wolfy098: gg
 BrowneePoints: has one
 singinnonsense: getting dogged is better then getting stoned
 vinewood_og: gg Kathleen!
 TheWooglie: !ppr
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 Chartle: I'm gonna be a PPR PeePer
 cmdrud87: what happens if the subathon is running till sun evening?
 Bugberry: Can't wait for the PPR, probably make it for the second half after work.
  Juliamon: cmdrud87 it can't, it's capped
 xVoxtric: @cmdrud87 subathon is capped into saturday
  mtvcdm: Subathon caps tomorrow, presuming we reach said cap.
WardsarTheWriter: Woo!
 vinewood_og: Threw it on the gorund
 Chartle: returnsula
 TotallyNotaBeholder: Ursula's Big Night
 Boomyakalolo: 
WardsarTheWriter: So Kronk went to work for Ursula?
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Aviv Fa: thats also nice, yeah
Evo 331: sad i have to go to work, watching lorcana would be really fun
 Krillin_fan: Sisu
 cmdrud87: @Juliamon stupid LRRfolk, being all professional afteer doing this for more than 20 years
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 CrossXhunteR: lorcana, the game with the craziest paper tcg errata ive ever seen
 Boomyakalolo:       
 vinewood_og: SWU oh yeah
 Earthenone: !lorcana bucky
  LRRbot: Bucky - Squirrel Squeak Tutor [2, Emerald, Inkable] | Character [1/1, 1 ◊] | Storyborn, Ally | Ward (Opponents can't choose this character except to challenge.) / SQUEAK Whenever you play a Floodborn character, each opponent chooses and discards a card.
 LadyLockwood92: Good for her.
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 jamesinor: I've been loving Unlimited
 LowUpsideCJ: Lrrbot reminding us of what once was
 samwiser_: Sisu
rolanddegil: @CrossXhunteR What errata?
 Earthenone: bucky the card i just pulled up was heavily erratad
 jamesinor: @rolanddegil Bucky got his cost increased to 3, lost ward, and his ability only triggers off shifting
OVERKiLL!: darn, wanted more of that star war
OVERKiLL!: YAY!
OVERKiLL!: sweet
 LoadingReadyRun: ya, youtube definitely has some advantages over twitch from a player technology perspective.
 BrowneePoints: Bucky, the squirrel is so ridiculously broken. They are giving him a Rata so hard he is functionally different.
 BrowneePoints: errata*
 CrossXhunteR: @rolanddegil https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GSJqXg1aUAIMFdO?format=jpg&name=large
 LowUpsideCJ: Buck got ink nerf, lost ward, and only triggers on shift floodborn now. the triple nerf
 Krillin_fan: when you really want to make sure the squir't see play?  the triple tap
 NeoOfTheDark: Seeing some of the ways people were playing Bucky, that card deserved to get nerfed that hard
 Boomyakalolo: oh so it's companion rules for Bucky
 Strebenherz: I don't play lorcana and i ran across that nerf info, it's.. it's funny thinking of disney characters getting nerfed
 HedgehogKnight: Should of just banned it
 themercenary1987: 8 hrs till cap
 Strebenherz: @HedgehogKnight yeah like for a wholy paper game isn't it?
 human_pirate: Wait I just came in, what tgc are they playing rn?
 LowUpsideCJ: Ban it and print what is functionally a new card as a new card
 NeoOfTheDark: @human_pirate Lorcana
rolanddegil: @CrossXhunteR thanks
 Earthenone: im still hoping a whole new world gets banned as its first ban 
 ClodiumSoride: I love that they have two different trapezoidal tabletops.
  mtvcdm: 8 to cap? Sure. Knew it was in that range.
Jethrain: @human_pirate They're switching to Lorcana
 CrossXhunteR: @human_pirate lorcana draft soon
 Boomyakalolo: soon:tm:
 BrowneePoints: I think part of it is Ravensberger being afraid of having to ban a card in the first year of the games life
 human_pirate: Cool thanks
 Earthenone: !lorcana a whole new world
  LRRbot: A Whole New World [5, Steel, Non-inkable] | Action | Song | (A character with cost 5 or more can ⟳ to sing this song for free.) / Each player discards their hand and draws 7 cards.
 Kamotetop: Kronk quote flavor text
 themercenary1987: so 480 subs left i think?
Aviv Fa: by the way, i know it is still a little off, but do you think desert bus will be multi-streamed?
 LowUpsideCJ: @BrowneePoints Isn't this kinda worse? Optically to players anyway
 RandomTrivia: This is, I think, the first time the clock has dropped below 15 hours remaining since it first went UP on day 1
  mtvcdm: 8 hours would be 480 subs, but not sure on exactsies for where we sit.
  Juliamon: Banning a card sets a precedent, when a card game is this young the last thing you want to do is tell players they're potentially buying an unusable product.
 MrQBear: @Kamotetop i read this and my brain was trying to formulate something along the lines of 'kronk quote / no, Kuzco has the bottom text'
 malfnord: In terms of time, just under 8 hours needed to hit the planned cap
 BrowneePoints: The biggest thing I know about this set is I believe it added functional convoke for songs?
 BrowneePoints: It also added a multiplayer game format, I think?
 LowUpsideCJ: @Juliamon I totally agree but I think completely functionally changing a card does the same thing but with more mental overhead for players
 Krillin_fan: Multiplayer has been in since set 1 @BrowneePoints but your'e right on the convoke
  Juliamon: Functionally changing a card still leaves the card as playable though.
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 RandomTrivia: Welcome raiders! 
 HedgehogKnight: They changed too much on the card
 Earthenone: i think errata makes sense because it is is also the only card of the charicter, would suck to tell kids they cant play their favorite disney charicter
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 BrowneePoints: @krillin_fan they added a co op mode didn’t they? with this set?
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 Krillin_fan: yeah the PvE mode
 LowUpsideCJ: @Earthenone This is a great point. I think lorcana probably has a big audience that will never hear about any errata
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 LowUpsideCJ: I guess that audience wouldn't hear about bans either but still a very valid point
  Juliamon: Safe travels mtvcdm
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: @mtvcdm safe travels
Evo 331: ok, i have to head out, have fun guys!
 Mr_Horrible: safe flight mtvcdm!
 Boomyakalolo: stay safe stay as sane as you came here at least
 RockPusher: Have we chosen who is doing the intro?
 BrowneePoints: oh this is the Encanto set
 Diabore: roll for intro?
 BrowneePoints: that was the other big thing
 BrowneePoints: this set has a lot of Encanto, little mermaid, Mulan and Hercules cards
 Krillin_fan: yup!  and next set we get Wreck-it Ralph!
 BrowneePoints: Hopefully the card game acts like the sequel never happened
 Boomyakalolo: YAs!! might start playing if there's a god tier vennilope
 Diabore: i think i recognize all the silhouettes
 Krillin_fan: @Boomyakalolo the spoilers we've seen have included a playable one, but nothing over the top
 RandomTrivia: 
 BusTed: 
 RandomTrivia: No Graham, Lorcana!
 nessiah_aries: No, this is Lorcana.
Jethrain: wait no this isn't magic, this is lorcana
 RandomTrivia:  Chat
 RockPusher: Literal  Wizard
 jamesinor: It's Disney Maic
 baltimore_667083: 
 jamesinor: Magic*
 Boomyakalolo: Jacob draft good
 hb8u: Urza's Lorcana's
 Bruceski: Theese poor unfortunate souls
 Krillin_fan: WOOO Lorcana!
 ThePixelSavage: No this is Patrick
 josh___something: LRRcana
 TheWooglie: Jacob's first draft?
 RandomTrivia: 
 RockPusher:   
 nessiah_aries: The Eels are hissing at Graham.
 BusTed:  
 jamesinor: Ursula's Can Return
 ClodiumSoride: Jacob has drafted Lorcana at least once before.
 Austere_Squire: i think you almost killed ben, graham
 DoodlestheGreat: Fella & Ursula?
 Boomyakalolo: it's been a day :tm:
 Diabore: @ClodiumSoride jacobs even drafted magic
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 RatherLargeToad: If PvE thing that they released with this set is surprisingly good
 ClockTamer: I wish they would add Owl House to Lorcana
 Pywodwagon: it hasn't been eratted yet
 RandomTrivia: oh dear
 Pywodwagon: it doesn't take effect for two week
 RatherLargeToad: It’s kind of like Archenemy
 CanPlayGames: Its not in this set...
 Krillin_fan: he's not in the set 
 maywecomein: 1500 enjoy the extra time! I'm definitely working this Friday afternoon!
 Saphire282: Here, take my sub so James can have enough time to finish his coffee
 Sogheim: there's a Jacob?!
 Krillin_fan: he was in set 2
 LowUpsideCJ: Set 2
 CanPlayGames: Set 2
 Pywodwagon: previous set yea
 HedgehogKnight: It's in the 2nd one
 jamesinor: It's not in this set, but good god that card is awful to play against
 Krillin_fan: Sisu
 maywecomein: Sisu
 CanPlayGames: Aquafina
 HedgehogKnight: Sisu
 RandomTrivia: I'm sure Ben's lighting rig can give you some aerials 
 ArmstrongRGM96X: Ariels, in the sky?
 RatherLargeToad: Aquafina
 BrowneePoints: Awkwardfina
 maywecomein: "Sisu and the last Raya", as I like to say with my kid.
 Strebenherz: As best I understand it, it's less the "they can't errata" more "errata to physical cards will make a bad experience for people?"
 Krillin_fan: let's see an enchanted this draft!
 nessiah_aries: I only have Times New Romans...sorry, I had to get it out of my system.
 AugmentingPath: no no no
 RatherLargeToad: Locations are backwards equipment
 Earthenone: !lorcana the wall
  LRRbot: The Wall - Border Fortress [4, Steel, Inkable] | Location [2 ⭳, 8 ⛉, 0 ◊] | PROTECT THE REALM While you have an exerted character here, your other locations can't be challenged.
 Criiisiis: 369
 Diabore: im hearing a lot of try
 Lysander_salamander: 
 KV1NN4: Raya really could've hired more South East Asians for the project...
 Easilycrazyhat: try*
 Jillexie: Jacob is trying.
 Gaelan_Maestro: how do you tell rarities in Lorcana
 Lysander_salamander: picking cards based on the art is probably how I would play too
 DNAli3n: hi everyone, back from fnm
 Simonark: Tell Jacob it's ok, we all knew this was what would happen, and are good with it.
 NonUniqueGuy: Just need to start Jacob Crack a Packs
 eshplode: This is going to be fun. I haven't caught any of the other Lorcana streams, and I have 0 idea how this game is played. I assume you draw and play cards?
 Earthenone: im so annyoed the feather duster dosent count as a magic broom
 DNAli3n: what pack are we on?
 Gaz_L: book
 LithelyUnshod: lots
 RatherLargeToad: the more sides the shape has the more rare it is
 Krillin_fan: enough, but it'll be rough wheeler
 PhoenixMelior: Lots in every set
 HedgehogKnight: Yes
 Earthenone: it is a draftable archtype
 jamesinor: There's 3 different brooms in the set, and Yen Sid
 Mr_Horrible: I mean she's the French Maid, Graham
 Mr_Horrible: if I'm remembering right
 tehfewl:  
 MrGibberish: Enjoy the cards Jacob, dont worry!
superdude097: What's the deck size for Lorcana?
 RandomTrivia: Speedrunning MtG's mistakes
 Gaz_L: doesn't Beauty & The Beast take place in France, tho? So any maid is a French one?
 Strebenherz: Do it ben
 nessiah_aries: So do individual sets focus on specific Disney properties or are the inclusions mostly all over the place?
 LoadingReadyRun: @Aviv Fa we'd like to, the main issue is youtube it stricter than twitch about copyright music/content in live streams which is tricky for random dance parties and other singalong stuff
  StarWarsTHX1138: I love when Jacob is gushing over fandoms
 JoanneG110: 60 card constructed 40 card limited
 RatherLargeToad: if you can get that deck working, it is very fun
 Earthenone: wheeler is living MY dream
 jamesinor: There's two common brooms, Ben, it should be alright
 CrossXhunteR: is sora kingdom hearts in this
 Strebenherz: Is wheeler just recreating THAT movie scene
  Juliamon: nessiah_aries A little of both, the first set is fairly all over the place but the newer sets are more focused
 MrGibberish: Everybody gets one!
 RandomTrivia: In case anyone wants an idle animation for waiting https://i.imgur.com/TxYJeBV.gif
 Lysander_salamander: Was that Vampire Masquerade card game good?
 asddsa28: theaming
 LowUpsideCJ: Ramp off the top of the deck is also functionally card advantage right?
 Gekyouryuu: @nessiah_aries I think it's like the final fantasy tcg where one or two titles might have more focus on one set or another, but there's bits and bobs from all over in every set
 MrGibberish: @RandomTrivia Thats is a good loop
 jamesinor: Well, it's Limited here too, Ben! It's draft
 Simonark: How can they go around the table if Ben always takes them?
 Koshindan: Yeah, those don't go around the table because Ben's taking them.
 RandomTrivia: 
 PMAvers: @Lysander_salamander Yes? It's definitely interesting to see a card game that's actually built for multiplayer instead of having it wedged in after the fact.
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Lysander_salamander: cool
 Simonark: Wait, is Wheeler having a love affair with the camera?
 Austere_Squire: james will take it
 DigitalSeahorse: good thing he washed behind the ear
 Earthenone: in this economy?!
 Austere_Squire: is it her sister from 2?
 DeChunkandFriends: Is that her sister from Little Mermaid 2?
 CanPlayGames: Ursala+
 jamesinor: No M-ursula
 RatherLargeToad: that’s her sister from the sequel, I think
 tehfewl: cooler ursala
 HedgehogKnight: Normal and Dreamborn?
 Lysander_salamander: one of the alternate universes?
 jamesinor: Sist-ursula
 couchboyj: Bedore there was Ursula there was Firstula
 Austere_Squire: her sister she's always had, graham
 CanPlayGames: No its actually Floodborn Ursala
 CrossXhunteR: the little mermaid 2 has ariel's daughter, i think
 Krillin_fan: storyline wise, it is two Ursulas and they teamed up to conquer lorcana.  predictably one betrayed the other
 asddsa28: its not her sister her sister is sikiny
 aitsu100: LM2 was bad and Straight to DVD
 RatherLargeToad: it was a direct to video sequel
 Lord_Hosk: Wait... Ursala's EVIL sister? because Ursala WASNT evil?
 avjamethyst: I don't think that's the one from 2, she was much thinner
 EvilBadman: But  the Lore(cana)
 Lysander_salamander: it was the era for it
 RockPusher: Remember video
 BrowneePoints: it is a flood born Ursula that teamed up with her to take over all of lorcana
 Shadowsoflife: @Lord_Hosk she was just drawn that way
 BrowneePoints: but it broke down because one betrayed the other
 Boomyakalolo: so we're just gonna stuff this and the final fantasy mtg set together to make the kingdom hearts tcg right
 Lord_Hosk: Thats still evil!
 Strebenherz: PFFFFFT
 Strebenherz: Take it Cori
 Strebenherz: Embrace the dark side
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 couchboyj: But what about second Ursula?  I don't think they know about second Ursula, Goofy.
 Austere_Squire: it would have been the funniest thing in the world if james did take it
 nessiah_aries: @Boomyakalolo Can't wait to make my Xehanort Typal deck.
 jamesinor: I do love the Broom deck in constructed
 CrossXhunteR: like, not type of card, but a specific card by name?
 Krillin_fan: no rotation yet
 LowUpsideCJ: @CrossXhunteR Both but i think he means the latter
 Krillin_fan: nothing announced about rotation either
 samwiser_: Just testing the other layout? Lol
x3ryn: 100
 HedgehogKnight: It's come up on a year out
 Boomyakalolo: @nessiah_aries I really hope it's just opps all equipment and vehicles
x3ryn: 100
 Sibwow: 48
TheGuri42: anyone tried optcg yet?
 Krillin_fan: G, did you get that horse?
 Earthenone: Avalanche? this IS kingdom hearts
x3ryn: optcg? I am curious now
 jamesinor: Wheeler is living the dream
 Krillin_fan: 5 cost horse, you got him 
 Krillin_fan: he's berry stronk
 RandomTrivia: Ursula, the Forbidden One
 Krillin_fan: ursula is 3x3
 LithelyUnshod: Old Town Road is in the new Weird Al polka
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 Krillin_fan: the other ones were 2x2 so she's a "big" deal 
 Bruceski: I really like the mix of animators they got for the polka
 Boomyakalolo: oh no he's hot
 LithelyUnshod: @Bruceski So great
 nessiah_aries: If the Final Fantasy MTG set doesn't have a legendary Kefka, I'll riot.
 jamesinor: Yuuuuuup
 Austere_Squire: in this economy?!
x3ryn: same @nessiah_aries
 jamesinor: It's in my Jafar Villains strategy
 Gaelan_Maestro: if you play encanto cards you GOTTA sing the songs
 couchboyj: Kefka is a layup
 Krillin_fan: @Gaelan_Maestro the best part of playing Lorcana is singing the songs
 Gaelan_Maestro: @Krillin_fan awesome XD
 Shadowsoflife: @Gaelan_Maestro but we don't talk about bruno
 Austere_Squire: having no idea about the game, hearing about broom meta is giving me life
 Lord_Hosk: Wheeler is really... Cleaning up this draft
 Austere_Squire: it's very funny
 asthanius: Ursula With The Hair
 Boomyakalolo: @nessiah_aries i kinda want it to be heroes vs. villains , but also need a mono white Sepihroth for my angel deck
 AugmentingPath: deep lorcana
 jamesinor: Oh yeah, no, lorcana has some wild lore
 Bugberry: It's still amazing to me that Rosa from Brooklyn 99 is Mirabel from Encanto
 Austere_Squire: some deep... lorcana?
 eshplode: Lore-cana?
 Earthenone: @Lord_Hosk he is going for the clean sweep
 GameSageZB: dang it, two people beat me to the joke
Donald Houser: they were doing the preprerelease today as well right? did that happen already?
Greys N. Owman: PPR’s on Sunday
 Austere_Squire: @GameSageZB it's okay, when one chatter makes the joke, we all make the joke
 AugmentingPath: @Austere_Squire Like Banding!
 nessiah_aries: @Boomyakalolo The question for me is rather, is Exdeath gonna be a viable Treefolk commander?
Donald Houser: oh is it okay thanks
 Lysander_salamander: 
 Boomyakalolo: @nessiah_aries is summon a mechanic and can I make a 5 color summons deck
 Philocalist: Y'know, the floor thing-a-ma-mop
 Lord_Hosk: Somehow... Ursala has returned
 Shadowsoflife: again
 RockPusher: Lord_Hosk in pog form‽
 Mangledpixel: Lord_Hosk as announced in a Fortnite event
 Strebenherz: Go the distance Ben
 BusTed: -man who was gorshed
 CmdrMadMoe: Main Gorsh
 Earthenone: like flunging
 LordManiMani: @busted ty, you got there first
 Lord_Hosk: Why aren't Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Chewbaca, and Princess Leia in Lorcana? they are in Disney animation now thanks to the Star Wars Holiday Special and the purchase.
 BrowneePoints: reminder that Goofy is the only Main Mascot that Canonically Hyucks
 EvilBadman: He Garwshed and I felt Yahahahahooie
 Sage0fMadness: @cmdrmadmoe great deep pull 😂
 yourgmjay: how's wheeler's brooms deck looking, people who know this game?
 Strebenherz: Be prepared, that count?
 DeChunkandFriends: @BrowneePoints Does Pete not count?
 Bugberry: Brooms are ready to clean up
 nessiah_aries: It's gonna sweep away the competiton?
 BrowneePoints: I GUESS Pete is a Mascot?
Aviv Fa: but isn't copyright content only a problem for monetized streams?
 jamesinor: You got two of the major pieces actually, Wheeler, it looks pretty decent
 BrowneePoints: but Max shows up in other things Pj does not
 BrowneePoints: so as far as Disney is concerned only Goofy Hyucks
 jamesinor: I play a broom deck in constructed. You got two pretty nice pieces
 alphashados: When you sing a mob song, do you sing like a canary?
 Shadowsoflife: Also Pete has two kids
 DeChunkandFriends: True, Pete Jr and Pistol are not around as much as Max
 Strebenherz: @Lord_Hosk If it's not legal weirdness stopping them from being used in the TCG, maybe they want to keep it to certain characters?
 Earthenone: you opened the mythic for the broom deck, i dont even have that in my constructed one, so you are doing great wheeler 
 jamesinor: @BrowneePoints Canonically, don't Pete and Mickey both have kids?
 Austere_Squire: draft, baby
 BrowneePoints: also chat, the actual name for the kill the  beast song from beauty and the beast IS “The Mob Song”
 DeChunkandFriends: @jamesinor Mickey does not, he has nephews
Aviv Fa: if i remember correctly, desert bus is not monetized, and we should not sub to the stream
00busyhands: DIABLO!
 Strebenherz: PFFFFFT
 RandomTrivia: SICK
 Austere_Squire: wild to watch this draft because I have no idea what's going on
 RockPusher: 
 Strebenherz: Oh that looks cool
 yourgmjay: broom sweep, broom sweep, broom sweep
x3ryn: sweet
 RandomTrivia: Oh hey, the made a tribute to the key art from BfZ 
 Twilight_Spark: Oubliette-er-rate
 JoanneG110: diablo is like $45
 Austere_Squire: oh, that was a very pretty coaster
 RandomTrivia: Or the image of Emrakul looming above Thraben
 BrowneePoints: @jamesinor Mickey has nephews Pete had Peej and a daughter in law? in goof troop and peej in Goofy movie but he’s not mentioned anywhere else
 BrowneePoints: That’s the highest rarity I think
 Pywodwagon: oh yea that card is messed up
 LadyLockwood92: Pete has Peej and Pistol.
 Pywodwagon: its an evoke elemental
 nessiah_aries: I may have little interest in Lorcana in general. BUT if they ever make a Darkwing Duck-focused set I'm gonna start throwing my money at them.
 Earthenone: its part of the reason bucky was errataed
x3ryn: let’s get dangerous
 CodeIndigo: Anyone played the Deep Trouble co-op quest box? Pretty awesome IMO
 Pywodwagon: yea that card was with the squirrel
 DeChunkandFriends: Pete had a daughter, and he got divorced pre-Goofy Movie, and the wife, Peg, got custody
 tehfewl: you draw card? I draw card.
Kindlebee92: I got the chance to shift Diablo turn 1 in draft, I never felt so dirty
 JoanneG110: it dropped a little its $35
 Twilight_Spark: I don't steal your card draw I share our card draw, comrade.
excalgold: if they ever throw in Gargoyles cards i will probably have to invest in it....
 jamesinor: It might drop a bit moe since the whole Bucky situation
 LoadingReadyRun: tbh I'm not totally sure about the limits on youtube. I do know that, unlike twitch, youtube does contentID in real time on streams and can kick you offline
hiFunko: good morning card fans
 BrowneePoints: For chat, if you have not played this. As a very invested magic player myself, this is the one card game that has felt the closest to magic gameplay wise.
x3ryn: good morning @hifunko
 BrowneePoints: I quite enjoy this game as a very invested magic player
 ArmstrongRGM96X: @excalgold My saving grace is they haven't gone into live action stuff yet, the second there's Tron cards I'm done
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 hiFunko: oh ty
 ClodiumSoride: @BrowneePoints it's mechanically similar to MtG, except players win by inflicting 20 damage instead of reducing their opponent to zero life.
 jamesinor: Occasionally one of the creators comes to the shop I play at, and I honestly would love if they did Muppets
 CodeIndigo: I am heavily into magic but lorcana solves my biggest issue with it, because there's no lands-- every card is gas
 BrowneePoints: This is also the end arc for the first year of story across the sets
gamefreak3072: no copyright is any kind of distribution without a license. so its worse if tis monetized but its still "bad" if it's not.
gamefreak3072: and even though the RDP's are 30ish seconds which is inside fair use. the algorithm don't care and will kick the stream :(
 GameSageZB: is it better or worse than Kingdom Hearts?
 BrowneePoints: If I recall correctly
 Mangledpixel: just remember, Kingdom Hearts is Light
 Earthenone: @mang
 Bugberry: Disney tv characters have to be coming eventually. Like Kim Possible or American Dragon.
 CodeIndigo: @GameSageZB it's different, hard to make a comparison
 BrowneePoints: khan is the name of Mulan’s horse
 jamesinor: The lore is a lot more straightforward than Kingdom Hearts
 nessiah_aries: Only thing I want is a card of Negaduck wielding a chainsaw.
 Commander_Taz: I've never had the chance to play lorcana in person
 ClodiumSoride: @CodeIndigo not quite, since not every card is inkable. The new Star Wars CCG does let every card be turned into a resource.
 notthepenguins: this is having the incredible feeling that I imagine other people have when hearing magic talk, where all the words they're using are real words but make absolutely no sense to me in this context
 jamesinor: If they make Ratatouille or Muppet cards, I'm done
 jamesinor: @ClodiumSoride I've been loving SWU
 Coloneljesus: @notthepenguins as someone who doesn't understand either: yup
 CodeIndigo: @ClodiumSoride true, but you're seldom as badly resource screwed as you can get in mtg
 jamesinor: Enchantments that can be attacked
 Earthenone: they are planeswalkers for the most part attackable enchantments
 BrowneePoints: SWU is also good, but this game, while different rules wise, FEELS the most similar to magic strategy wise
excalgold: just a card called 'I LIVE AGAIN' would probably make me very happy....okay time to put gargoyles on my TV....
 Twilight_Spark: Horse!
 ClodiumSoride: @CodeIndigo I don't play MtG but I do play Eternal, so I know all about being flooded and screwed.
 jamesinor: Get two copies of The Wall and nobody can ever challenge your locations
 Gaz_L: Goliath should have the keyword where you can play him tapped and protect your other dudes
 jamesinor: I say we just brush that under the rug
 Gaz_L: because "Gargoyles protect"
 Austere_Squire: there's more than one broom?!
 LoadingReadyRun: In any case, DB on youtube will be a decision for the DB broadcast team, which is separate from LRR
 0011110000110011: 🧹 🧹 🧹
 Strebenherz: Apparently
 Philocalist: Boom, pile
 LowUpsideCJ: I miss Duel Masters being printed in the US. And the WOTC version too
 jamesinor: @Austere_Squire Oh yeah, there's been at least 1 in every set so far
 nessiah_aries: Would also love that because then you could build a David Xanatos deck and never shut up about how 'everything is going according to plan'.
 CodeIndigo: in terms of disney deep cuts, i was thrilled that sword in the stone was in the first set
 CaptainSpam: Brouhaha?  Ha ha ha.
 jamesinor: There's also a location that brooms move to for free, and the brooms all quest for one more, it's nuts
 CodeIndigo: locations really opened up the game
 LoadingReadyRun: I can pass along that a youtube multistream would appreciated, though
Davecheesefish: Being able to pause and rewind the live stream is pretty great for my squirrel brain 😅
 jamesinor: I made my pirate locations deck, and it's pretty solid
 Shadowsoflife: @CodeIndigo we can really see the world wit them.
 BrowneePoints: For Graham, the Enchanted(secret/promo rare) variant of that Diablo you pulled is almost $200
 tehfewl: someone didn't play Kingdom Hearts
Kindlebee92: @codeindigo did you see the new madam mim card?
 BrowneePoints: But yeah, the normal one goes anywhere between 30 to 45
 CodeIndigo: @Kindlebee92 not yet...
Luhhha: What's Lorcana black lotus?
gamefreak3072: YOU CAN DO THAT ON YOUTUBE?!
Davecheesefish: Yuuuuup 😄
gamefreak3072: Thanks Dave I learned something new today
Davecheesefish: 😎👍
Awexdio: @tehfewl You just made me think: Kingdom Hearts should be the Lorcana x MTG crossover event as a sequel MTG set to Final Fantasy
Kindlebee92: I don’t want to spoil much, but it might be insane for the bounce package … or too expensive
 DeChunkandFriends: A set that would kill me is one with Gargoyles, Atlantis, and Tarzan
 snowewolf: New Crap shot Idea
 Thadrin46: We'll sweep the floors together, now and til forever
 Earthenone: !lorcana just in time
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 Earthenone: thats kind of black lotuis
 jamesinor: @Luhhha Not really is one, though there are some spendy promos from D23 the first year
KinkerbellRose: I have heard TWO seperate renditions of Venga Boys today, in two seperate instances. Today's wilding.
 CodeIndigo: @Kindlebee92 i'll look into her.
 BrowneePoints: yeah, the early promos for the princesses are extremely expensive
 ClodiumSoride: the bees
 Thadrin46: The Vengabrooms are coming
Kindlebee92: @codeindigo it’s Madame mim elephant
 nessiah_aries: You'd need to unfreeze him first to take a proper measurement
 thatguysteve2709: So how much time do we need to get all the way through tomorrow
 Pywodwagon: I'm working Lorcana at Gencon and hoping we get new shinies
IslandersCaper: ohhh I'm home in time for lorecana! 
 BrowneePoints: I think another seven hours? Or six?
 Mr_Horrible: Planet Thebes? Where Samus was raised?
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 BrowneePoints: They confirmed that is getting a live action treatment by the way
 malfnord: About seven hours
 Thadrin46: Hard deadline was 1400 BC time, so another 8 hours?
Kindlebee92: @dechunkandfriends they’ve added Atlantis already, unless you’re just saying you want more
 Gaelan_Maestro: i like the backs of the cards
 BrowneePoints: Absolutely zero casting, only producers or directors is attached I think? But they did confirm a Hercules live action.
 Mangledpixel: Thadrin46 nah, 1400 BC was centuries ago
 CodeIndigo: @nessiah_aries real life james woods screwed up james woods' hades
 BrowneePoints: Triangle is rare, the silver diamond/square is super rare and the pentagon is legendary
 Pywodwagon: @nessiah_aries well James Woods is a grade A chud, so
 DeChunkandFriends: @Kindlebee92 Yeah, I'm saying more since those three shows were said to be linked, so having them all interact in one set would be what kills my wallet
 Thadrin46: Dont think western canada is THAT primitive
 Gaz_L: @BrowneePoints which is baffling. I love some of the songs, but narratively the film is just throwing Rocky, Superman and Jesus in a blender
Kindlebee92: @dechunkandfriends fair
 Plasterboard: It finds Balrogs
  Juliamon: I can't wait for them to screw up James Woods' Hades (pos)
 Mr_Horrible: oh it's Dig
 BrowneePoints: @gaz_l I wonder who those three characters are based off of
  Juliamon: the sooner we can replace our old memories of Hades the better
mehfromBL: dig through time with convoke
 Gaz_L: @BrowneePoints Moses? 
kusinohki: 8 hrs 37 min to reach end of cap if I mathed correctly...
 CodeIndigo: they should get the guy who did Hades in Hades to do Hades
 malfnord: @Gaz_L Real talk, Disney doesn't seem to know how to do anything that isn't "mine the last century's worth of IP for remakes" anymore.
 BrowneePoints: look as long as they don’t have a super pale white boy Hercules in 2025+ I will be happy @juliamon
 Boomyakalolo: it's disney :tm:
 Morrigan9: look at all but your last card.....
 BrowneePoints: and also a full on Muse chorus like the animated
 videowitch: doing good graham thanks for asking
FickleMuse: Big Dig? *Sobs in Boston*
 MrPipboy3000: Bostonian here ... TRIGGERED!!
 rosesmcgee: I'm putting Dig a little deeper in my MTG deck and when someone complains I'm calling it a functional reprint
 Cyrohydra: they shut down the tunnel this summer...the big dig never ended...
theamc2000: oh no
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 CodeIndigo: babby pegasus!!!!
 Mr_Horrible: "Boston I can't heaaaaaar yoooooou" (because I have the word Dunk'n muted on social media)
 Strebenherz: Don't bostonians react negatively regardless?
FickleMuse: G you have to understand...
AlgebraAce: Boston says hi
Connor Flanigan: jokes on you boston hears you
Connor Flanigan: The big dig, notoriously failed, but also notably successful
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 Sunidesus: Look, that thing was traumatizing
coolbond: soooo... how do you PLAY this game?
 kusinohki: TY anonymous!!
 couchboyj: Yinz Tube is were its really at
 Masslost: the big dig sucked as bad as the crowdstrike outage today
mehfromBL: there was also Scuttle being basically just Glint-Nest Crane
 FickleMuse: Thank you to whoever that anonymous gift ghost was 
 RockPusher:   
 NimrodXIV: okay Ben
 Earthenone: !clip
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 CodeIndigo: madrigal deck is awesome, not as hyper as dwarves or ducktales
x3ryn: ugh, that outage made work a pain
 BrowneePoints: what do Bostonian kids use to see over the table at a restaurant? a Worcester Seat
 BrowneePoints: Let’s be clear, Abuela is the source of generational trauma
 Bruceski: You play Big Dig to the stack and then have to wait a few decades to see if it resolves
 Bugberry: @BrowneePoints really it's the war that caused them to go on the run and lose her husband.
 FickleMuse: Yall remember of the museum of science slowly just tried to hide the Big Dig exhibit?
 BrowneePoints: @bugberry yes I know. I was being slightly cheeky
 GreatSacrificer: my 5 yo daughter says you should pick the princess.
  Juliamon: Being traumatized does not justify inflicting trauma though
 BrowneePoints: ^
 asthanius: vanursula
 Mr_Horrible: that just has the cadence of "Vanessa [derogatory]"
coolbond: @Bugberry yea but apparently a LOT of LatinX took psychic damage from that movie
 BrowneePoints: Latine
 Bugberry: @Juliamon agreed, I was just responding to what the "source" was.
coolbond: so i dont think you can blame the war exactly
 Earthenone: !lorcana look at this family
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 Bugberry: @coolbond oh it's definitely very relatable to many.
mehfromBL: @CaptainSpam i am now remembering phoebe's (from Friends( twin sister, ursula
 Mr_Horrible: Ben, cosplaying as the bank:
 Bugberry: @coolbond the war was the source, Abuela just perpetuated it.
 shendaras: 
 CodeIndigo: so, question on Sing Together, if you have like an Ariel that has Singer, when you use her to Sing Together, do you use her Singer value or her ink cost?
 Masslost: So Graham, fun fact about the Big Dig, the Big Dig debt was transferred to MBTA hence why the MBTA always seems broke
 Mr_Horrible: it's not called Vibescana, Wheeler
 Earthenone: @CodeIndigo singer
 Coloneljesus: need vaati to make sense of the lorcana lore
Kindlebee92: @codeindigo singer value
 CodeIndigo: Thanks, I thought so, but the official rules don't make it clear
 harke_: @Masslost That explains SO MUCH
 Mr_Horrible: @Coloneljesus Zullie showcasing weird OOB glitches in a tabletop card game 
 snowewolf: Vileness ben ? a house ? i did not know you where playing Betrayal at the House on the Hill?
 niccus: i mean sometimes a story can have two beasts
 niccus: as a treat
 Masslost: @harke_ mhm
Kindlebee92: singer as an ability just overwrites the cards base ink value in all song related cases
 BrowneePoints: Mirabel Pepa Julieta Bruno Isabella Luisa Abuela Dolores Camilo Antonio Felix Agustin
 BrowneePoints: 12 of them
 Earthenone: ATTENTION: you have 3 seconds
 BrowneePoints: and Abuela’s name is Alma I believe
 Coloneljesus: @Mr_Horrible LilAggy doing inkless challenge runs
 CodeIndigo: your stream has been compacted into a cube, you have 15 minutes to pick up your cube
 kusinohki: why is drafting so hard?  just pick the best card...  (this is a joke)
 asddsa28: haha
 Mr_Horrible: @Coloneljesus IronPineapple here's 20 more lorcana-likes that, well, you probably *have* already played, actually
 RandomTrivia: 
 Toxxick: I have been activated
 KV1NN4: lol that would be a hell of a cross over XD
 BrowneePoints: my niece and nephew are mixed latine and I have probably seen that movie with more than 12 times
 TheWonko: oh no ancient memory unlocked
WardsarTheWriter: And... copyright strike!
 IndustrialRocketScientist: that show (at least in japanese) was *super* gay
 goateedave86: Damn that theme was a bop
 Sunidesus: what is happening right now?
 KV1NN4: This is amzing XD
 Thadrin46: No idea what that was
 Mr_Horrible: love being able to pinpoint the exact years half the table grew up
 BrowneePoints: that movie with them*
 RandomTrivia: @IndustrialRocketScientist And all the better for it
 ArmstrongRGM96X: Hell I almost just did a massive spit take all over my desk
 Jillexie: Wheeler, do you need a nap?
x3ryn: that was great 
 hackingducks: too canadian for my blood. or... something...
KeytarCat: Cardcaptors was my first anime, and I liked it a lot more when I did a rewatch of the J release
 Coloneljesus: @Mr_Horrible also lorcana bingo
 SeismicLawns: anyone else smelling burnt toast?
 IndustrialRocketScientist: @RandomTrivia oh, for sure!
 Thadrin46: I am probably too old and not canadian enough
 Mr_Horrible: @Coloneljesus really the possibilities are endless
 BrowneePoints: if you HAVENT seen Encanto chat it’s the absolute closest Disney has gotten to their classical musicals in the modern era since Princess and the frog
WardsarTheWriter: I love how their first instinct as the break screen comes up is to wave their arms frantically.
 BrowneePoints: And yes, I’m skipping over frozen because I despise that movie
 Thadrin46: But Encanto isnt actually good storywise.
 CodeIndigo: Thanks everyone for being awesome while I run tech tests
 CodeIndigo: see yinz in a bit
KinkerbellRose: ♥
coolbond: @BrowneePoints cant let it go huh? sorry had to
 BrowneePoints: @thadrin46 *glares with flame in his eyes*
 MrQBear: @WardsarTheWriter well i mean, that's so we know they're there. chat has bad object permanency. we might forget they were there!
 Leonhart321: @BrowneePoints That seems like a strong opinion to have. Can't you just Let It Go? 
WardsarTheWriter: @MrQBear Ah yes, I forgot we were all goldfish.
 RockPusher:  Naked Table 
 PharaohBender27: @Leonhart321 
 Leonhart321: Dammit coolbond
 kusinohki: I'm struggling to remember the last disney movie (cartoon) that I've seen (obviously not counting MCU and star wars)
 MrQBear: @WardsarTheWriter Blub.
coolbond: you snooze you lose
marmalade_pen: hey the tables smol again
 BrowneePoints: hmmm two adele dazeem references
 BrowneePoints: can I get a 3rd
 Thadrin46: Covo kicks Encantos butt imo.
 345tom: Encantos songs are mainly great but the story is a bit lacking. I think Moana is the better package
  Chaos Treader: Is bgm missing?
Greys N. Owman: No music on my end either
gamefreak3072: what does bgm mean?
gamefreak3072: OH back ground music
 CanPlayGames: any chance we can get some big giant circles?
 Thadrin46: *coco. Also Soul blew me away.
 skysonglark: table looks so tiny from this angle
 BrowneePoints: I said Musical
 BrowneePoints: Moana is a musical coco is about music but is not a capital M musical
gamefreak3072: If I were a betting man they don't have it on the youtube side for copyright reasons even though they have the rights its just less headache
  Sarah: No, there's no music on Twitch right now either
Greys N. Owman: They’ve had it for their other breaks
gamefreak3072: ah nvm then. good thing i'm not a betting man
  Sarah_Serinde: Hey can we please not make "x is my favourite" into a fight where everyone who disagrees with you is wrong
 Commodore_Perry_GG: The xx is my favorite
 kusinohki: I remember seeing The Last Dragon listed as a musical various times.  really confuses me...
 Masslost: chat there is some light in the world today weird al has dropped a new polka
WardsarTheWriter: My favourite is... 2x+5
 niccus: https://clips.twitch.tv/PoorPleasantWasabiPraiseIt-S8tArZdYffSfcdQA
 BrowneePoints: oh dear are we onto Star Wars XX already?
 HolyHadouken: !subathon
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 RandomTrivia: @Masslost Oooooooh 
  Texan_Reverend: Similarly, let's not delve into "I was asked not to do the thing, so I'll do it jokingly."
 Mr_Horrible: @Masslost bless that man
gamefreak3072: there it is
 Shadowsoflife: @RandomTrivia It's good
  Sarah_Serinde: To be fair, the xx jokes weren't making it a fight, so they were more or less doing what I asked them to 
 Lord_Hosk: @BrowneePoints They must be switching from draft to play tables
 BrowneePoints: @lord_hosk I was making a Star Wars title joke
 Masslost: @Shadowsoflife it is
 BrowneePoints: as in episode twenty(XX)
WardsarTheWriter: As long as we don't approach 3 Xs, we should be safe for stream, right?
 kusinohki: random tangent - I hate using X and Y as variables for algebra.  my hand writing is so sloppy that I was solving for Y, but by the end it looked like an X so I had my answeres flipped flopped...
 RockPusher: Sarah_Serinde Chat: More or less compliant 
 Lord_Hosk: How dare you make a joke I missed out on while I was going to pick up a child from friends house
 BrowneePoints: please tell me at least know this child
 BrowneePoints: you*
 kusinohki: was the child on sale??
 BrowneePoints: iPhone dictation you are being a butthole today
 Goombill: @kusinohki That's why I was taught to make my 'x's really fancy and with some flourish, so they're hard to mistake for anything else. Also helpful for distinguishing multiplication symbols.
 RockPusher: !findquote cards
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 BrowneePoints: it’s why our algebra teacher told us to use n unless we were on a section where n was a constant
 Lord_Hosk: One child is the same as any other.  Sticky all over, full og plauge doesn't listen when you tell them to do things, cries that they hate the food you made.
  Sarah_Serinde: @RockPusher That's chat! 
 protojman: happy friday all
 BrowneePoints: kids are full of potatoes and spite
 aitsu100: r1 G vrs James
 MAPBoardgames: I love the sub-a-thon break screen
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 AtrusOfMyst: @lord_hosk that description also describes Twitch Chat
 Shadowsoflife: @MAPBoardgames Same
superdude097: 100 ¡op uɐɔ I ʇɐɥʍ ʞoo˥
 PharaohBender27: @superdude097 
WardsarTheWriter: @superdude097 Sending bits from the mirror dimension.
x3ryn: @superdude097 rad
 BrowneePoints: I liked the polka vid except the part vivziepop did cuz I despise her art style
 BrowneePoints: song was a banger tho
 RandomTrivia: @Shadowsoflife I can confirm it is excellent. I'm so grateful that we get to live in the world with Weird Al
IncindiumX: the wap section had me laughing
 Shadowsoflife: @RandomTrivia Same
 megaknightro21: Almost SWU Time!!!
x3ryn: new weird al and this sub-a-thon. this day really turned around for me 
gamefreak3072: I wonder if the camera is really out of focus or if its just a filter
Simon Pratt: I bet it's a filter.
 Earthenone: this is the first time i noticed the category, im glad lorcana has one
 ClodiumSoride: I knew I had fallen out of popular music culture when I could no longer recognize all of the songs that Weird Al parodied.
 Gaelan_Maestro: the sword of wealth and power = the sword of WAP
 RandomTrivia: @Gaelan_Maestro Oh BUS, I can't unread that
 Gaelan_Maestro: XD
 Shadowsoflife: @ClodiumSoride It's still a good song
 kusinohki: why isn't it SWAP ??
Qwertiest_Mint: Hey y’all what’s on the agenda now? Just in :D
  Sarah: Well, when the crew hold their phones up very close to this screen to show us a photo, we're able to see the photo fairly clearly...
gamefreak3072: They just finished the lorcana draft are about to have game 1
 kusinohki: or SoWaP  I guess...
 Gaelan_Maestro: @kusinohki because the Sword of WAP is funnier
 RockPusher:   
 Earthenone: !subathon
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 nessiah_aries: The Sword of Fervor and Prudence
 TheWriterAleph: point to the siiiiign
 BrowneePoints: sword of Whack Ass Protections is more like it
 iris_of_ether:   
WardsarTheWriter: We need to get a high score!
 kusinohki: hard to argue with logic like that
 ClodiumSoride: @Shadowsoflife I'll definitely check it out after the subathon, I'm just prepared to not recognize like half the included songs.
 CanPlayGames: I’m subbed. and I’m athon-ed
 PharaohBender27: 969 I'm helping!
 TuringsGhost: 20 lore or 2 data?
 Shadowsoflife: the blured sub-a-thon logo looked like a hat for table friend
  Sarah_Serinde: You're helping so much 
 Shadowsoflife: @ClodiumSoride Fair
KinkerbellRose: I've been Subbing 'n Thoning for 40 days, and 40 nights, BROTHER!
Qwertiest_Mint: Thank you @gamefreak3072 ❤️
OVERKiLL!: After Lorcana, we got Star Wars Tcg !
 Pywodwagon: just a regular wall
  LRRbot: Panic [R] | Instant | Cast this spell only during combat before blockers are declared. / Target creature can't block this turn. / Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
 Pywodwagon: not a great one
 BrowneePoints: It’s not a great wall, just the
 BrowneePoints: That’s Will Valdarama
 PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde Thanks! You will notice I have slowed down a little today. Donating responsibly and all that 
 BrowneePoints: Vallderama?
 LordSaphni: do we have Deck Names?
 Earthenone: evasive on your turn=reach
 KypFox: Hey chat. Thank you for whomever dropped me a gift sub yesterday!
  Sarah_Serinde: @PharaohBender27 Glad to hear it 
 RockPusher: 
IslandersCaper: 
 OmnipotentTrevor: If Dreamworks would ever acknowledge Rise of the Guardians, maybe
Garfman314: how long have we been playing here?
 BrowneePoints: Khan is such a bad ass name for a horse
Garfman314: i know nothing about lorcana
 AMuseOfFirebane: @PharaohBender27 I got a gift sub from you the other day, only getting a chance to say thanks now! ^^
 Shadowsoflife: this game just started @Garfman314
 PharaohBender27: @AMuseOfFirebane No problem! 
 BrowneePoints: @garfman314 just started after the draft
 Earthenone: @Garfman314 this is game 1 of round 1
 PharaohBender27: Is Khan Genghis Khan's horse? 
 BrowneePoints: Mulan#
 BrowneePoints: Mulan’s
 Bugberry: Flyers can block nonflyers
 jamesinor: Yes, Evasive characters can fight anyone
WardsarTheWriter: Where Shadowfax is the Lord of all horses, would Khan be King of all horses?
 Earthenone: surely Khan would be the Khanate of horses
 RockPusher: mmmm bubblefruit
Veste: hercales, hercales
 BrowneePoints: we stan the bi icon Li Shang
 Earthenone: Jerkules
 sporkraptor: I learned yesterday that grapefruit in French is "pamplemoose" which is *hilarious*
 Pywodwagon: Hercules can attack while wet
$20.00 from Dedicated Duck: "Shut up and take my money"
 Bugberry: wet behind the earts
 sporkraptor: "pamplemousse" is just a hilarious word in general
 niccus: you are required to ignore the existence of disney for the remainder of this event
 PharaohBender27: @BrowneePoints Slightly awkward name for a Chinese person to name their horse that, seeing as how Genghis Khan, you know, *invaded* China 
 Earthenone: horse is goaded, with or without sauce though?
OVERKiLL!: yo! shout out @Dedicated Duck🦆
 LoadingReadyRun: @Dedicated Duck thank you!. Just to be clear, youtube memberships and gifts do not add to the timer, but they are very much appreciated
 Shadowsoflife: Yes
 BrowneePoints: The story of Hua Mulan, I believe drastically predates that event
IslandersCaper: alas, I suppose copyright means my partner's house rule of "you have to sing the song cards when you play them" also probably wouldn't fly 
Kindlebee92: only with the sauce they use on ikea meatballs
 Pywodwagon: the third one is about time travel, and is suprisingly good
 Earthenone: does fairy godmother sitting on the mice awaken anything?
Garfman314: what is "inking"?
SwankyFlea: The urge to build a movie-themed deck instead of a good deck would be too strong if I tried to play Lorcana
WardsarTheWriter: That's a big hat, my guy.
 Lysander_salamander: I don't think I ever watched any of the direct-to-video sequels.  Not sure why.  Snobbery?
 Earthenone: @Garfman314 mana is called "ink" inking is using a card as a mana source
Garfman314: gotcha
x3ryn: @sporkraptor I just said pamplemousse out loud and giggled
Kindlebee92: that’s a shiny super goof!?
 pipshardfour: this isn’t Demons Souls!
 kusinohki: ranodm thought - I want to hear Dan Floyd read all the flavor text in various voices...
 BrowneePoints: yeah, the original folktale started in fourth century China Genghis did not invade until 1211
 LowUpsideCJ: @Lysander_salamander My reason was very simple: didn't have the videos
 nessiah_aries: I only remember watching Jafar's Return and Lion King 2.
Garfman314: i loved return of jafar as a kid
 Shadowsoflife: @kusinohki I would like to him play
onecelt is paying forward the Gift they got from cmdrud87 to the community!
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 sporkraptor: @x3ryn see?? XD it's true!
  Juliamon: Theater releases eventually got edited down and broadcast on TV, DtVs didn't
  Juliamon: you either bought/rented it or you never saw it
 Lysander_salamander: Oh wait, I did see Return of Jafar
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to ashleyturnlrr! 
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x3ryn: now I need to name a character Pamplemousse
 Gaelan_Maestro: Cori's thousand yard stare is amazing
 BrowneePoints: To be honest, the director sequel era is also the point that people make fun of of the sequels directly doing the opposite of whatever the heck the thesis of the first film was
 PharaohBender27: @BrowneePoints Yeah, but I'm going to guess that the horse being named that was a Disney thing, and not from the original tale
 BrowneePoints: direct to*
 Lysander_salamander: Was the sequel to Atlantis good?
 BrowneePoints: no it was awful
 BrowneePoints: It was several episodes of the cartoon that they were making that was canceled. Edited together into a movie.
 Bugberry: @Lysander_salamander it was meh. It was a collection of what would have been the tv series episodes.
  Simriel: I also don't believe your money will make them shut up
 Shadowsoflife: @BrowneePoints that's butts
 nessiah_aries: Can't wait for the Lorcana set based on Dingo Pictures properties.
 PharaohBender27: @BrowneePoints Oh, so like the Sandy Frank "films" on MST3K
 Lysander_salamander: was there an Atlantis Tv series?
 Bugberry: @Lysander_salamander It was cool to see some other cultures represented.
 BrowneePoints: no it was canceled
 Lysander_salamander: bummer
 Pywodwagon: That would involve the lorcana devs thinking about things
 Gaelan_Maestro: we dont talk about Bruno
dingle_hxpper subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 33 months!
 dingle_hxpper: Subbing now because I would love to see more Lorcana content in the future! Love you guys always 
WardsarTheWriter: Forbidden character!
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 BrowneePoints: finished episodes were cobbled into a direct to tv movie
34 raiders from unarmedoracle have joined!
 VigorishG: Lorcana! - it's been fun watching the sub-a-thon. Actually picked up a version of Camel Up to try and play with the family from yesterday. Quick question - are you all making any progress on the shipping issues with the LLR store? I know I'm not the only one with an outstanding order. @beej
 Earthenone: welcome camily family
 RockPusher:   
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders!
 Boomyakalolo: Cam Fam!!
 Commodore_Perry_GG: 
$20.00 from Dedicated Duck: "Okay, keep doing what you're doing, but also take my money"
 Shadowsoflife: Raiders o/
x3ryn: Ahoy!
  Simriel: I arrive with the Cammune, but now I must banish myself to youtube to Moderate
 RandomTrivia: Welcome raiders! 
merdragonstarlight: Hello fam!
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 2 sub to unarmedoracle! 
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 Bugberry: @BrowneePoints kind of had family friendly Hellboy vibes, going around the world dealing with mythological beings.
 MTGRanger:  
 megaknightro21:     Almost SWU Time!!
  LRRbot: Avalanche [X2RR] | Sorcery | Destroy X target snow lands.
 BrowneePoints: that’s because Mike Mignola was Art Supervisor for the movie @bugberry
 Bugberry: @BrowneePoints that explains a lot.
 BrowneePoints: And yes, to the folks that don’t know, they got the guy who created Hellboy to supervise Atlantis
 Boomyakalolo: lrr bot wrong lever
OVERKiLL!: Big Ups, 'nough respek' @Dedicated Duck 🦆
  unarmedoracle: @AnAnonymousGifter Thanks for the gift sub!
 BrowneePoints: Because they were trying to crib his style and weren’t quite making it so they said why don’t we just hire Mike
merdragonstarlight: I know nothing about how Lorcana works but I love disney and am super interested!
  Juliamon: VigorishG This question would be better asked via email or possibly the discord
 VigorishG: @Juliamon Ok will do. Thanks!
Garfman314: what is the when condition?
Garfman314: win*
 ClodiumSoride: geto to 20 lore
 BrowneePoints: 20 lore
x3ryn: first to 20 lore
 Earthenone: @Garfman314 a player reaches 20 "lore"
 BrowneePoints: inverse magic scoring
 kusinohki: first to 20 lore.  players currently tied at 7
x3ryn: gotta bounce. thanks!
 Bugberry: If one Disney franchise was to represent the "Mill" strategy, I wonder which it would be.
 ArmstrongRGM96X: It's a bit like KeyForge, if you just collected amber and skipped actually forging keys
  LRRbot: Gus [2G] | Creature — Gus [2/2] | Gus enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each Magic game you have lost to one of your opponents since you last won a game against them.
Garfman314: ah, so "damage" instead gives the attacking player points?
  LRRbot: Genesis Ultimatum [GGUUURR] | Sorcery | Look at the top five cards of your library. Put any number of permanent cards from among them onto the battlefield and the rest into your hand. Exile Genesis Ultimatum.
kynelwynn: I had an Emerald/Steel deck built around board wipes and the discard your hand, draw 7 action, with the two character and card that got things back from your discard to keep doing it.
 Earthenone: right now the main way to win via mill is "a whole new world" so maybe aladin?
 ClodiumSoride: I see that character name and I think of a very non-Disney movie.
 Alex_Frostfire: @ArmstrongRGM96X I'll call it KeyBlade then.
IslandersCaper: lrrbot seems a little confused 
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 ArmstrongRGM96X: @Alex_Frostfire Yeah, that works
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 SolarBlitz1: Taunt from Hearthstone
 Earthenone: fortisphere=egg
 RandomTrivia:  
theamc2000: how many diamonds do you need to win?
 Earthenone: items do not get wet
 Boomyakalolo:   
 Earthenone: yeah jumping your whole board sounds like a way to end a game
 Shadowsoflife: @theamc2000 20
 VigorishG: @LoadingReadyRun Excellent, I will wait another few weeks before emailing if there are no new updates on the order. Thanks! I'm looking forward to the new gear.  
 Mr_Horrible: "Or I could challenge Donald Duck" - never a good plan
 ClodiumSoride: When watching the first Lorcana stream, I missed that only exhausted characters could be challenged.
 Snouut:   
 PharaohBender27: FYI chat, we've gotten the timer to past 6 AM tomorrow, so if nothing else, at least this won't end in the midst of the watchalong
 ZaxusEMK:   
 Boomyakalolo: at current time james gets a coffee
   LoadingReadyRun: @PharaohBender27 
joeybear858: hi guys id watch more but its EVO Day
gamefreak3072: Plank? I thought this was dinsey what'd ed edd and eddy characters doing here?
 Boomyakalolo: EVO?
 ClodiumSoride: a big fighting game competitiong/convention
 Lord_Hosk: The funniest possible sollution, but not the best... is to make James and friend come in for 20-30 minutes of coffee with James by stoping now.
 Boomyakalolo: ahh glhf
nevermore913: I'm just hoping we get to real life in person forklift races
   LoadingReadyRun: don't worry if you miss anything. it will all end up as vods on our various youtube channels
 BrowneePoints: it’s the largest non game specific Fighting game tourney in NA
Astrovore: "It's a once-in-a-lifetime view" :D
 Doncromatic: chat i need you to know i have come back into wifi in the truck
  LRRbot: Gus [2G] | Creature — Gus [2/2] | Gus enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each Magic game you have lost to one of your opponents since you last won a game against them.
 Twilight_Spark: Iiiinkable
 ElementalAlchemist: pffffft
 ElementalAlchemist: Gus seems great
 Boomyakalolo: @Doncromatic congratulations
 ElementalAlchemist: (thanks LRRbot)
 hiFunko: Hey who put me on a Lorcana card?
 RandomTrivia: Bahahahaha, the Un-card 
 kusinohki: gimme 2 lore, gimme 2 lore mister, gimme 2 lore towards the door...
 ElementalAlchemist: Someone left LRRbot in Magic mode 
 SolarBlitz1: That seems, real good
 Jillexie: Wow
Garfman314: are there "types" of ink?
 Boomyakalolo: no
 BrowneePoints: You could say James was...a Poor Unfortunate Soul
 ClodiumSoride: @Garfman314 no, but in constructed play a deck can only contain cards from two factions.
 BrowneePoints: @Garfman314 WUBRGY
 stippledotter: I know that it's a virtual forklift, but I'm just imagining them getting all set up in a real life forklift, prepping a pallet, then just turning the camera off.
 BrowneePoints: constructed you get 2
nevermore913: Did they draft these decks?
superdude097: Yep, drafted.
 Boomyakalolo: ye
Cptasparagus: is there double colorless ink?
 Earthenone: Sninks?
superdude097: In draft there's no limit on the number of colors you can play
 TheOtherTrevor: Magic only took 2 years before they added snow
 ClodiumSoride: disappearing ink, for a card you can retrieve from your inkwell later?
 RandomTrivia: Do you want to cast a snow spell? 
 Earthenone: !lorcana let it go
  LRRbot: Let It Go [5, Sapphire, Inkable] | Action | Song | (A character with cost 5 or more can ⟳ to sing this song for free.) / Put chosen character into their player's inkwell facedown and exerted.
heon22: Even after all these years I still think of Paul as the pro tour LRR person
 Going_Medium: I love the Tattoo cycle... That's what they will call the pain inks.
 BrowneePoints: i don't know if a better in game acronym has come up for it but WUBRGY White(diamond) Blue(Sapphire), Black(Amethyst), Red(Ruby), Green(Emerald), Yellow(Amber) @Garfman314
 Chartle: didn't know eric was french
  RayFK: uh ohhhh, inkyyyyyy
WardsarTheWriter: If you ink Khan, do they turn into glue instead?
Greys N. Owman: Why is the image for Prince Eric in French?
Spades_Slicc: Is this what you get if you take the final fantasy out of the kingdom hearts?
 RockPusher: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 Casualty_booth: 
 RandomTrivia: 
  RayFK: It was a long ass time ago
 Boomyakalolo: @Spades_Slicc yes
  RayFK: I know that much
 ElementalAlchemist: @BrowneePoints The best I could come up with in one minute was REDAAS, so probably someone should come up with something better
  RayFK: That shirt has been consigned to oblivion many years ago
 Bugberry: @Spades_Slicc the latest Kingdom Hearts already has very little Final Fantasy.
 RandomTrivia: I would love a muffin shirt
 hiFunko: the crossover power of muffins
enbycephalopod subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 20 months!
 enbycephalopod: I imagine they'll inevitably add multicolor cards to this game
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, enbycephalopod! (Today's storm count: 374)
 Earthenone: yea hyou should reprint the duality of muffins
 BrowneePoints: Do not ever call him Double D's ever again
 RandomTrivia: Beej, please give me a box into which I may put my email address
 Skye_Stryke: What is the origin of a win = muffin on these streams anyway?
 RockPusher: I have been asking for a Yeah  Muffin! shirt for years 
 Twilight_Spark: This is a primary part of your popular consciousness legacy.
 Gaz_L: Daisy, Della, Dewey
Greys N. Owman: And it looked like Stitch was in Italian
 Bugberry: Instead of "Donald Ducking it" now we can say "Double D-ing it"
 BrowneePoints: I believe Paul was trying to come up with a way to copy the Match Advantage signifier the Pro Tour used @Skye_Stryke
  LRRbot: Flotsam // Jetsam | Flotsam [1{G/U}] | Instant | Mill three cards. Investigate. // Jetsam [4{U/B}{U/B}] | Sorcery | Each opponent mills three cards, then you may cast a spell from each opponent's graveyard without paying its mana cost. If a spell cast this way would be put into a graveyard, exile it instead.
 BrowneePoints: and the Muffin fit the Overlay theme
 Bugberry: Jetstream Sam
UtilityPunk: The ghost is also an inspired design you don't need to know LRR lore to enjoy
 Gaz_L: wasn't candle soot used to make ink for realsies?
  Juliamon: does !cardview off disable ALL cardview or just MtG?
 Boomyakalolo: Lrrbot wrong lever
 RandomTrivia: Thanks, LRRbot
 Bugberry: !lorcana flotsam
  LRRbot: Did you mean: Flotsam - Ursula's Spy; Flotsam - Riffraff; Flotsam - Ursula's "Baby"; Flotsam & Jetsam - Entangling Eels; Flotsam - Wicked Defender
  Juliamon: let's find out
  Juliamon: !cardview off
  LRRbot: Card viewer disabled
 LoadingReadyRun: @Greys N. Owman I don't know. Apparently some of the card images I got are not the right ones :p
 niccus: ""baby""
 BrowneePoints: Yea Muffin and Spoopifer are good LRR Lore Agnostic Mascots
 Earthenone: !lorcana jetsam ursula's baby
  LRRbot: Jetsam - Ursula's "Baby" [3, Amethyst, Inkable] | Character [2/4, 1 ◊] | Dreamborn, Ally | Challenger +2 (While challenging, this character gets +2 ¤.) / OMINOUS PAIR Your characters named Flotsam gain Challenger +2.
  RayFK: Ink-Lings are a different franchise
kynelwynn: Inkling? He's on strixhaven
  RayFK: Gawrsh Sora
 Shadowsoflife: @BrowneePoints  
  RayFK: It's Super Me
 BrowneePoints: Here's here to HYUCK you up Graham
 Earthenone: !lorcana super goof
  LRRbot: Goofy - Super Goof [4, Ruby, Inkable] | Character [2/4, 1 ◊] | Storyborn, Hero | Rush (This character can challenge the turn they're played.) / SUPER PEANUT POWERS Whenever this character challenges another character, gain 2 lore.
 stippledotter: Just wait till they drop that Tarmogoof
 Chartle: ah, a pain land
 Earthenone: G is playing a pain land
 BrowneePoints: Ach, Hans from Frozen Run! It's the Tarmagoof!
 RandomTrivia: There was this alter from a while back https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GOMMYZrXUAAuqE1.jpg
 Gaz_L: goof on goof violence
Garfman314: it appears that damage remains between turns
 Gaz_L: yes, damage is persistent in Lorcana
 Earthenone: scopa magica!
 Sorator13: Is... is there a reason the broom is Italian?
 Boomyakalolo: @stippledotter now i need an altar of goofy as dressed as tamiyo as a tarmogoyf
 Chartle: eric was french iirc earlier too
 RandomTrivia: 
 ArmstrongRGM96X: Puella Magi Scopa Magica is by far the weirdest Madoka spinoff
WardsarTheWriter: @ArmstrongRGM96X By far one of the most dramatic, IMO.
SwankyFlea: @ArmstrongRGM96X bad French dub
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/CulturedPerfectLionDansGame-X7ZgXuxt5gIEVxn1
 Lord_Hosk: Which Pegasus is that Graham... there are so many of them 
 kusinohki: I like watching a crocodile 15 secs at a time...
 Bugberry: Tik-Tok almost has the same stats as Catacombs Crocodile in MTG.
   LoadingReadyRun: let me test something
 Bugberry: !card Catacombs Crocodile.
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
   LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
  LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
 BrowneePoints: @ArmstrongRGM96X in that version Charlotte kills Goofy's Wife
 Bugberry: !card catacomb crocodile
  LRRbot: Catacomb Crocodile [4B] | Creature — Crocodile [3/7]
 ArmstrongRGM96X: @BrowneePoints 
 Gaz_L: the Lorcana card backs are really neat
 kusinohki: are they the card backs or sleeves??
 Chartle: jetsam in ursulas lair, flavor
 Shadowsoflife: @kusinohki card backs
 BrowneePoints: It is REALLY good Graphic and Production Design
 BrowneePoints: it's the card back
 Bugberry: Inkjet printed
 Earthenone: returning creatures to hand is so good because of being able to ink them
 RockPusher: Cast your inkjet son into the sea!
 Earthenone: james wins if he untaps with all
 Earthenone: he has Lorethal
 CaptainKranok: Lorethal
 Lord_Hosk: I can't be the only one who is irritated that Pegasus (singular winged creature of legend) has become a whole race of winged horses.
 RockPusher: 
 Jadaris: was this a draft, sealed, constructed? i just got here
 RockPusher: G plz
 Twilight_Spark: Huh?
 BigDaddyBland87: that sure was a line
 RandomTrivia: Which is weird, because many people sing best while in the bath
theamc2000: Ariel prob could
 Earthenone: @jad
WardsarTheWriter: I mean, if you want them to sound like a fish smacking their lips together, then sure?
 DeM0nFiRe: @theamc2000 
 RockPusher: If WAP taught us anything it is quite the opposite
 Earthenone: @Jadaris draft
kynelwynn: "The ink has not yet dried"
 Jadaris: @Earthenone thanks friend
 KingJimmeh: Graham does get +1 lore at start of turn from the Lair.
 Bugberry: @Lord_Hosk there's a bunch of that in mythology. I believe "Triton" has been an individual and a grouping.
 BrowneePoints: @Lord_Hosk wait until you hear about Sphinx, and Lamia, and Hydra
 BrowneePoints: Triton is a God
 Earthenone: in constructed you can interact far more
 LowUpsideCJ: Lethal on board is anticlimactic sometimes
 BrowneePoints: It's a bigger problem with Draft than Constructed
 BrowneePoints: They are getting better at designing for draft but it's not QUITE fine tuned yet removal/interaction wise
 Bugberry: @BrowneePoints Later on "Tritons" became a term for mermen.
 Shadowsoflife: what's lorcana deck size?
 BrowneePoints: nope. they started adding them in the 2nd set with one card I think?
 LowUpsideCJ: It's a red effect to remove lor usually
 HedgehogKnight: Mostly ruby
 81ackR0se: At Disney Lorcana Challenge Bochum one of the decks in the quarter finals went from 0 to 17 lore in a single turn (and they were VERY close to that being 0 to 20)
  LRRbot: Gunther - Interior Designer [4, Emerald, Inkable] | Character [3/3, 2 ◊] | Dreamborn, Ally | SAD-EYED PUPPY When this character is challenged and banished, each opponent chooses one of their characters and returns that card to their hand.
Spades_Slicc: German aladdin
 81ackR0se: @Shadowsoflife 60 card minimum for constructed, 40 card minimum for draft or sealed
 Shadowsoflife: @81ackR0se thanks
 BrowneePoints: Yea Ruby and then some Amethyst and Emerald cards remove lore
 Earthenone: so how long until wheeler has german foil brooms?
 mjiig: "and also mark that he won the last game"
  LRRbot: Jaq - Connoisseur of Climbing [3, Emerald, Inkable] | Character [1/4, 2 ◊] | Storyborn, Ally | SNEAKY IDEA When you play this character, chosen opposing character gains Reckless during their next turn. (They can't quest and must challenge if able.)
 Chartle: oh the card reader is hooked up to the bot now
 Chartle: noice
Spades_Slicc: French eric
 Earthenone: thanks paul!
 LowUpsideCJ: English Jaq and French Prince Eric
  Simriel: I hear Lorcana is superb, but I think I may be done with Card Games
  Simriel: That's a sentence for sure
Lisuru: long time lurker here, just wanted to remind everyone to stay hydrated and have fun! 🙂 <o/
  LRRbot: Gunther - Interior Designer [4, Emerald, Inkable] | Character [3/3, 2 ◊] | Dreamborn, Ally | SAD-EYED PUPPY When this character is challenged and banished, each opponent chooses one of their characte…
  Simriel: Ah the Advantage Muffin
  LRRbot: Jaq - Connoisseur of Climbing [3, Emerald, Inkable] | Character [1/4, 2 ◊] | Storyborn, Ally | SNEAKY IDEA When you play this character, chosen opposing character gains Reckless during their next tur…
 Chartle: or.. not?
 enbycephalopod: 
 BrowneePoints: but that's cuz R/A/E are a bit more tempo/y. and Sapph/Steel will just have bigger questers or removal
 dingle_hxpper: Graham just casually holding like one of the most expensive cards from this set...
 KingJimmeh: Hercules can't get lore. He can only challenge turn he came out.
TabbyLavalamp: You can't quest with Rush, just challenge.
 Earthenone: !lorcana devoted hearald
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 Earthenone: !lorcana devoted herald
  LRRbot: Diablo - Devoted Herald [3, Emerald, Non-inkable] | Character [2/2, 1 ◊] | Floodborn, Ally | Shift: Discard an action card (You may discard an action card to play this on top of one of your characters named Diablo.) / Evasive (Only characters with Evasive can challenge this character.) / CIRCLE FAR AND WIDE During each opponent's turn, whenever they draw a card while this character is exerted, you may draw a card.
DisneyLorcana: What we playing?
 Gaz_L: knows only fight
 BrowneePoints: Oh snap DisneyLorcana in chat
 BrowneePoints: @DisneyLorcana Draft
 Earthenone: @DisneyLorcana ursulas return drafyt
 BrowneePoints: Urusla's Return
 L0rdX33n: test
 dingle_hxpper: oh hey Ravensburger
IslandersCaper: 
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  Juliamon: How many seconds delay was that sub?
 BrowneePoints: @Juliamon someone sniped me to it
kynelwynn: Need more interaction for board states when one player has more characters than the other and can quest for the win
 BrowneePoints: so like...15 @Juliamon
 Chartle: the slaaab
  Juliamon: haha
  Juliamon: yall great
 RandomTrivia: What a ridiculous card
Spades_Slicc: sphinx of revelations
 Earthenone: !card fire the cannons
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 RandomTrivia: AND it's Evasive
 Earthenone: !lorcana fire the cannons
  LRRbot: Fire the Cannons! [1, Steel, Non-inkable] | Action | Deal 2 damage to chosen character.
 BrowneePoints: But yea Diablo is doing dumb things with Bucky
 dingle_hxpper: yeah Shift Diablo is cracked
WardsarTheWriter: Tous les objets!
 Earthenone: thats how you deal with birbs
 LowUpsideCJ: Such a powerful effect to bannissez those objets
 Bugberry: !lorcana find em flatten em
  LRRbot: I Find 'Em, I Flatten 'Em [4, Steel, Inkable] | Action | Song | (A character with cost 4 or more can ⟳ to sing this song for free.) / Banish all items.
 dingle_hxpper: Steel/Green has been the top meta deck at all the store champs lmao
 viowof: Lorcana images can't figure out if Canadians speak English, French, or Spanish
 hvhTim: Disney Lorcana PPR if or when lol
ALLxISxLOST: does having your inkwells on the front here also make you scum in lorcana like it does in magic?
Spades_Slicc: So when diablo says "shift" is this the thing people on tiktok are on about?
 dingle_hxpper: @ALLxISxLOST YES
TabbyLavalamp: So Graham's Diablo is a $60 CAD card.
ALLxISxLOST: cool, plans for the future
 BrowneePoints: The Promo/Enchanted Variant is $180 US @TabbyLavalamp
WardsarTheWriter: @viowof High school me who took 3 years of French and 1 year of Spanish would've been capable of dealing with this.
 RandomTrivia: What a stupid bird
 BrowneePoints: The grosser part is he's combo'd with Bucky, who strips your opponents hand when you shift
 BrowneePoints: so the squirrel shreds your hand as He draws crads
 CaptainKranok: I can'
 BrowneePoints: cards*
 dingle_hxpper: STARTER DECK TOURNEY
 DiamondMX: Friday nights abruptly cancelled and replaced with Arabian Nights.
 50keyz: its symmetrical draw what could be more fair lol
 Gaz_L: @kynelwynn this is my biggest issue with Lorcana. games often technically end 1-3 turns before the game is officially won
TabbyLavalamp: @BrowneePoints Then there is the First Edition Enchanted Elsa...
darth_paradox: Very new to this game - what do the various card colors mean?
 RockPusher: FWIW, DisneyLorcana does seem to properly check out as a legit official account 
 iiieye: Next thing you know LRR is owned by Disney
 dingle_hxpper: @BrowneePoints which is why Ravensburger downgraded Bucky REAL bad lmao
 BrowneePoints: Yep
 Shadowsoflife: @DiamondMX what about arabian days ?
 NonUniqueGuy: @darth_paradox In constructed you are limited to two colors.
 BrowneePoints: Bucky/Diablo is a gross play pattern but Bucky will just lead to more problems down the road which is why it got nuked
 Lord_Hosk: Paul gets a phone call from Bob Iger, but tells him to F off and hangs up, Just like when Teller called on DB1
 Earthenone: @darth_paradox colors are similar to magics in constucted, only 2 per deck but in draft they can be ignored
darth_paradox: @NonUniqueGuy Huh!  Neat.  Thanks
 dingle_hxpper: @BrowneePoints I feel like they should have just banned it honestly.. the card is basically unplayable now
theamc2000: what is that Les mis Mickey?
WardsarTheWriter: @iiieye We joke but the possibility is startlingly more plausible than you think with how often Disney buys up small companies.
Spades_Slicc: German chicken
 benjamin_wheeler: cartes tables
 Chartle: first german card, instant wheeler
 mercano82: curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
 Earthenone: @benjamin_wheeler were you here for scoopa magica?
 BrowneePoints: @darth_paradox Diamond(White) Sapphire(blUe) Amethyst(Black) Ruby(red) Emerald(Green) Amethyst(Yellow)
 Gekyouryuu: @theamc2000 surely it's Les Mouse, short for Les Mouserables, yes? 
Trenttkd: Lorcana is such a fun game
 BrowneePoints: oops Amber is yellow @darth_paradox
 KingJimmeh: @dingle_hxpper I believe the reason it wasn't banned was because the game is just about to launch in china/Japan and they didn't want those regions to have 1 less green card in their pool.
 LithelyUnshod: @BrowneePoints Also Grey is Steel
 BrowneePoints: yep
 BrowneePoints: i said diamond cuz I was thinking of rarity
 BrowneePoints: my brain broke
 DisneyLorcana: @KingJimmeh This is correct.
 LithelyUnshod: gotcha
 RockPusher: 
 RandomTrivia: Welp
 RandomTrivia: 
 RockPusher:  there
 mrverbal: morcana
 RockPusher: Cori vs Jacob *without* Graham
 KaleidoscopeMind: "graham"
 Earthenone: presumably not graham and maybe not jacob he mentioned needing to leave at 5?
 DiamondMX: Did LRR do a game where they explain Lorcana today, or on a previous stream?
 dingle_hxpper: @KingJimmeh That makes sense!
  Juliamon: DiamondMX A previous stream
 Earthenone: @DiamondMX on a previous stream
 BigDaddyBland87: oh I wonder who is gonna play the part of "Graham"
  Juliamon: they've done a couple Lorcana nights before
 DiamondMX: @Juliamon @Earthenone Thanks, I'll go look that up.
 FarleyF: Graham on the phone with Disney i see
 hiFunko: @DiamondMX it's on the LRRTabletop YT channel
 Earthenone: i hope LRRcana takes off
 iiieye: Maybe they have a gram of the Columbian marching powder
 kusinohki: I think it would be in the LRRttg youtube channel??
IncindiumX: did graham win?
 Boomyakalolo: James hath become Gram
 Earthenone: G did win
IslandersCaper: I would also love more LRRcana
TabbyLavalamp: The problem with getting into Lorcana while still playing Magic is that I spend way too much on cardboard twice over now.
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 hiFunko: Star Wars Unlimited is enough expensive cardboard for me
Trenttkd: I honestly don’t think Bucky should been nerfed. In the future maybe. There are so many draw cards in this game. Cards like Hiram keep  you ahead.
 BrowneePoints: Amber is Healing/Synergy, Ameythyst is Magic/Recursion, Green is Midrange/Disruption, Ruby is Aggro/CHallenging, Sapphire is Strategy/Synergy and Steel is Control @darth_paradox
 TabbyLavalamp: @AnAnonymousGifter Thanks for the gift sub!
 BrowneePoints: for folks who want to know kind of what the colors do, this is an excellent article
 BrowneePoints: https://www.goodgames.com.au/articles/lorcana/disney-lorcana-ink-colours-explained-a-beginners-guide/
 accountmadeforants: @BrowneePoints I like how all of those are Something/Other, and then there's just Control.
 BrowneePoints: Steel plays like honest to goodness Magic Control
 BrowneePoints: removal and big finishers
 BrowneePoints: and hard to remove pieces
darth_paradox: @BrowneePoints Thanks!
 L0rdX33n: Am doggo sitting, have just gotten Twitch up on the big screen with chat via phone. This is sweet.
 dungeonmasteralek: are there counter spells in lorcana?
 Boomyakalolo: no
 Earthenone: lorcana has no interaction on annothers turn
 BrowneePoints: all interaction is sorcery as of yet
 accountmadeforants: Based on those summaries alone (and nothing else), Amethyst and Steel seem like the winning colours.
 LowUpsideCJ: I like that blue has a bunch of ramp grandmas
Trenttkd: you can’t play stuff on your opponents turn
 RockPusher: [wubbins intensifies]
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 BrowneePoints: @accountmadeforants the current top meta deck is Emerald/Something
 Earthenone: @accountmadeforants amathyst/steel is the broom deck, so agreed
 BrowneePoints: partially cuz of Diablo + Bucky
 JoanneG110: Red purple is also strong
 LowUpsideCJ: Blue red items had a moment in the sun as well but idk where it is now
Trenttkd: Emerald/Steel, Ruby/Amethyst, Sapphire/Steel, and Ruby/Sapphire are the best decks in the current meta
Spades_Slicc: Ruby/Sapphire was also toptier in steven universe
 TabbyLavalamp: There does need to be more removal. Currently the only unconditional non-damage based removal is in Ruby.
 PharaohBender27: 
Trenttkd: Amber/Steel can do well too
WardsarTheWriter: Well-timed!
 Earthenone: !lorcana let it go
  LRRbot: Let It Go [5, Sapphire, Inkable] | Action | Song | (A character with cost 5 or more can ⟳ to sing this song for free.) / Put chosen character into their player's inkwell facedown and exerted.
 BrowneePoints: 7ish
 Earthenone: !subathon
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superdude097: ~6:45 am
 PharaohBender27: It's like 6:45 AM tomorrow
 ElementalAlchemist: and 56 minues
 ElementalAlchemist: minutes*
 KypFox: love that we get to see Jacob more these days
monkeyrama subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 69 months!
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 Gaz_L: about 7 hours to go
  Sarah_Serinde: We need to get them to 2pm PDT tomorrow to hit the cap
 Earthenone: wait is that notif correct? 67 months in advance?
  Sarah_Serinde: @Earthenone No, it's displaying weird in some clients
 RandomTrivia: 
Garfman314: oh no! he's scottish!
 RandomTrivia: Chat, cranking up the remaining time https://i.imgur.com/iVPlnYE.gif
 Singenmeister: so we need another ~420 tier 1 subs or so (lol)
 TabbyLavalamp: Does Jacob live in Victoria now?
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to darth_paradox! 
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 accountmadeforants: Exert, but no the MTG ability Exert, which does tap, but isn't like... tapping tapping
Spades_Slicc: is there a purpose to specifying which cards get inked?
  Sarah_Serinde: @TabbyLavalamp Jacob has lived in Victoria the entire time he's done things with LRR
 KypFox: @tabbylavalamp I believe so
 Earthenone: @TabbyLavalamp he does, also offical a canadian citizen
 Vilun: @Garfman314 more like scot-ish
 CaptainSpam: "Boy".  Gotcha.
 RandomTrivia: Hehehehe 
 NonUniqueGuy: @Spades_Slicc I believe it is supposed to be public info, but I can't be sure about that
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 KaleidoscopeMind: "uh boy um"
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 TabbyLavalamp: That's cool. It is good to see more of him.
 RockPusher: 
 LowUpsideCJ: @Spades_Slicc More important in constructed but it's also so your opponent knows they're inkable
 Jadaris: @Spades_Slicc only certain cards can be inked, so you have to show what it is before you do it
 L0rdX33n: The unled
RaklarLS: boo
 Astramentha: Thanks anon! 
 Bugberry: @Spades_Slicc only cards with the right symbol can be inked, so showing it ensures you aren't cheating.
 0011110000110011: nardwuar?
 darth_paradox: @AnAnonymousGifter Thanks for the gift sub!
 Jorsh029: one could think "A Mighty Wind" is a tongue in cheek fart joke
 Philocalist: Arr Narr
 Earthenone: cardnard is boxnards cousin right?
 L0rdX33n: “mistakes will ne made”
super_ashura: St. Canard? More Tail Spin please?
  Chaos Treader: I think it’s 8 more hours? But I’m not sure.
 LithelyUnshod: We heard it just fine
 HedgehogKnight: I heard Wheeler fine
 Sethalidos: we could hear him
 Martin_FcG: You mean we heard him that clearly being muted?
 stippledotter: Waiting for Admiral Ackbar's "It's a Draft!"
 TabbyLavalamp: You have to show the cards when inking, but you're not supposed to peek at them to remember what you have there.
 eshplode: Maybe we all imagined we could hear Wheeler before
 Chartle: Who's on second
 goombalax: Dang WHAT? Dang WHO?
 accountmadeforants: Well shit, Ursula has returned, that's the win condition, right?
Garfman314: cards can't be uninked, right?
 HedgehogKnight: @garfman314 correct
 PharaohBender27: 
 TabbyLavalamp: @Garfman314 Not yet.
 Jadaris: i wanted to get into Lorcana, but my LGS decided that it's to be the game for casual players only, anyone who played competitively or to win got asked not to return 
 Earthenone: the new yorker accent
 itira: 
 PharaohBender27: I think Wheeler might be fucking with you, Jacob
 ThorSokar: does Jacob not hear his own NY accent?
 goombalax: did you keep the reciept?
 Koshindan: Jacob immediately on tilt.
 MommaGart: @Jadaris ??? that's so weird. what determines if you're playing to win or for fun??
 accountmadeforants: Got the accendix surgically removed
 DiscordianTokkan: Jacob IS Scottish, right? 
 RebekahWSD: Jacob always sounded like "Ohio Broadcaster Voice" with just a hiiiiint of NYC
 Chartle: how can jacob be under contract if he never signed
 BrowneePoints: I was born with the American Standard Dialect so *flex*
 Fruan: So we're just bullying Jacob today, are we? Is that what's on the schedule?
 TabbyLavalamp: The thing to remember about Ursula is that she was a character in a family movie where she got stabbed with a ship.
 Bugberry: Everyone has an accent really
 Jadaris: @MommaGart your guess is as good as mine!
KinkerbellRose: I love Wheeler. 
 KaleidoscopeMind: that fact you don't say aboot?
 Gaz_L: ready set go
 NonUniqueGuy: Everyone has an accent
 avjamethyst: big same, you know I'm angry when I sound a little southern
 TheWriterAleph: you're giving our jacob a crisis, wheeler
 itira:   <-- Jacob
 betweenmyself: the struggle to remain professional is real 
 Gaz_L: is literally the game terms, i think
 hackingducks: wheeler putting jacob on tilt
 stippledotter: This is gonna ruin the tour
RaklarLS: german foil Aurora
 Skye_Stryke: Jacob officially joins the crew and is immediately scared off by Wheeler
 PharaohBender27: Are we sure this isn't Wheeler's devious plan to give Cori an advantage? 
 niccus: he's not even in the game and he played thoughtseize, how'd he do that
 Mr_Horrible: does Tuk Tuk have 3 wheels?
 MTGRanger: tuktuk rubblefort?
 goombalax: !card tuk-tuk
  LRRbot: Did you mean: Tuktuk the Explorer; Tuktuk Rubblefort; Tuktuk Scrapper; Tuktuk Grunts
 stippledotter: !lorcana tug-tuk
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 MTGRanger: @goombalax you want !lorcana, yeah
Garfman314: what was the MAN network show about tuktuks?
 stippledotter: !lorcana tuk-tuk
  LRRbot: Did you mean: Tuk Tuk - Wrecking Ball; Tuk Tuk - Lively Partner; Tuk Tuk - Curious Partner
 MTGRanger: !lorcana tuk tuk liveley
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
RaklarLS: we're 201 days into 2024.
 accountmadeforants: How could it be 2024? We've already had 30 new magic sets
 MTGRanger: well now I can't spell either
 Earthenone: !lorcanana lively part
 Earthenone: !lorcana lively part
  LRRbot: Arges - The Cyclops [2, Steel, Inkable] | Character [4/1, 1 ◊] | Storyborn, Titan
 MTGRanger: !lorcana tuk tuk lively
 Bugberry: The 1 toughness is for the 1 eye.
 accountmadeforants: Y'orb
 HedgehogKnight: Its the non-Canadian accent
 singinnonsense: zug zug
 niccus: you can make it less unambiguous by setting the lands in front of your creatures
 CaptainKranok: Generimerican
 bo_brinkman: That accent was cookie monster?
 tenthtechpriest: rarely
 HedgehogKnight: Need to say "sorry" and "aboot" more
 RockPusher: Reading OP, plz nerf
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: I hear if you ponder your orb too much, you can go third eye blind
  LRRbot: Scuttle - Expert on Humans [2, Sapphire, Inkable] | Character [1/3, 1 ◊] | Storyborn, Ally | LET ME SEE When you play this character, look at the top 4 cards of your deck. You may reveal an item card and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your deck in any order.
  LRRbot: Arges - The Cyclops [2, Steel, Inkable] | Character [4/1, 1 ◊] | Storyborn, Titan
Greys N. Owman: Hey the adjudicator from Demons Souls is back
  LRRbot: Scuttle - Expert on Humans [2, Sapphire, Inkable] | Character [1/3, 1 ◊] | Storyborn, Ally | LET ME SEE When you play this character, look at the top 4 cards of your deck. You may reveal an item card…
 Earthenone: scuttle, look at the bottom 4 cards
 Bugberry: Basically Auger of Bolas
 Sogheim: if that feels familiar, there's a magic card just like it
 Sogheim: !card glint-nest crane
  LRRbot: Glint-Nest Crane [1U] | Creature — Bird [1/3] | Flying / When Glint-Nest Crane enters the battlefield, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal an artifact card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
 itira: great
mehfromBL: @Sogheim Glint Nest Crane
mehfromBL: whoops too slow
 BrowneePoints: The Thing to remember about Urusla is she was a Character in a Disney movie in 1989 based on a very Punk Drag Queen
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 BrowneePoints:   Divine
 IanAllenBird: not gonna be a  question about who killed wheeler
 NonUniqueGuy: Someone get Jacob the spear. I think he is going to need it.
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 BrowneePoints: Marble Magical Girl
 stippledotter: Madri the Galthering
 BrowneePoints: I love how Will Valderrama is on a tcg card
 Bugberry: Those poor unfortunate souls
 carbonoid12: Jacob, TMI
 BrowneePoints: Wheelerb Sells
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 Gaz_L: James is... fine
 Dog_of_Myth: That's what Wheeler do
 SquareDotCube: Wheeler says tell the horse joke. From memory. Start again if you effed up.
 CaptainKranok: James "Not Wheeler" Turner
 mercano82:  the Mindtaker
 ClodiumSoride: Jacob must like Wheeler, since he hasn't murdered Wheeler live on camera yet.
 ThorSokar: Is Wheeler speedrunning giving Jacob a stroke?
 BrowneePoints: Jacob you're loved and appreciated and have a lovely smooth and slightly brassy voice that I am consistently envious of 
 carbonoid12: @BrowneePoints and an accent
 BrowneePoints: I just have a pinched thoaty Tenor 
 Bugberry: @CaptainKranok can't turn without a wheel.
 BrowneePoints: @carbonoid12 nope I'm torpedo'ing that bit
 Bugberry: yes chef
Simonark subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 77 months!
 Simonark: Divide me by eleven!
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 SquareDotCube: what if it's a Honda Accent?
 CanPlayGames: Beauty and/or the beast
 Spirrie: that guy looks like he’s from Robots
 stippledotter: Beauty? *and* the beast? In this economy?
 Strebenherz: Hey Jacob?  You're awesome.
artemi7: I know it's just the channel name, but it is kinda funny watching Lorcana with LRRMTG on the mat lol
 LoadingReadyRun: we've been meaning to get another playmat :)
Greys N. Owman: LRRTTC rebranding
artemi7: LoRRcana
 BtEtta: There's going to be so much murder.
 LiveFaust: Heh. Ariel with legs is Becky with the good air.
 Koshindan: Jacob's never going to play card games with LRR again. 
  Sarah_Serinde: For anyone who needs to hear it: If Jacob (or anyone else on this stream) is genuinely upset or uncomfortable, trust that they will say so either on or off camera and people will respect it
 Jillexie: Jacob taking a lot of Psychic damage here.
  Sarah_Serinde: And also know that they are all performers and will exaggerate some reactions because it's funny
 darth_paradox: I haven't seen Jacob this much on tilt since the Kindness Wars
 hackingducks: the damage is merely psychic
 ThorSokar:  Desert Bus challenge submission for Jacob to talk about his accent
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 SquareDotCube: "just git gud, or a better deck"
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 Welbog: Jacob has 9 of whatever Cori has 3 of. Is that good for Jacob or for Cori?
 hackingducks: @Welbog jacob. game is numbers-go-up
 Welbog: TY
 ClodiumSoride: @Welbog good for Jacob. Getting that to 20 is win condition.
 DigitalSeahorse: achoo syndrome
 Simonark: Think of the beautiful darkness?
 Simonark: Sunlight is the villain
 WhirlwindAbyss: 1500 For Jacob's therapy bill
 jadielady: mine do that too Cori
 dumbo3k: I totally have that too Cori!
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 betweenmyself: I have a spot on my neck that if I scratch I occasionally feel a pinch in my left thigh… 
 hvhTim: i just realized that i didn't see and Madrigal cosplays in the Copa America crowds and i know what i need to do for the World Cup now
 Going_Medium: Corie is tuatara confirmed.  (Reptile with 3rd eye)
 Earthenone: thats on you wheeler, you shouldent have gotten a german foil doctor
 Gaz_L: goal is first TO 20, inverse from Magic
 carbonoid12: maybe there are no accents, maybe wheeler's hearing is just cooked
 Simonark: Try Therapy Wilhelm, primal scream therapy does wonders
 Boomyakalolo: @Simonark that feels like a qwerpline joke
 glitched_goddess: wow, the madrigal family is pretty good
 Earthenone: fun fact "choose one" is the druid shapeshift mechaic in hearthstone
 Simonark: @boomyakalolo It isn’t but maybe the sound engineer will sneak it into postproduction
 OmnipotentTrevor: "you mean this card makes me do work each turn?"
 BrowneePoints: that is a hell of a board wipe
 ShaneLeeAtk: In 30+ years I have performed in A Christmas Carol 5 times. Every time as Bob Crachit.
Greys N. Owman: I meant LRRTCG
  blackcoat: why, it's subathon day!
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 Gaz_L: the passive Lore from locations is really hard to remember to do
 CmdrMadMoe: @ShaneLeeAtk You just have "Big Bob Energy"
 Strebenherz: 1000 Jacob is great
 Astramentha: @strebenherz ya he is 
 Dog_of_Myth: I second the motion
 Dog_of_Myth: That Jacob is great
GameAgeddon: Man, Rush/Haste not being called "Quick-Dry" is such a flavor loss
 BrowneePoints: Cardwuar the Disney Serviette
 carbonoid12: do you have to ink every turn?
 BrowneePoints: you do not
 DisneyLorcana: @GameAgeddon Rush is only able to Challenge right away, not use abilities or quest, so it wouldn't be accurate to use Quick-Dry, unfortunately.
 hvhTim: Does Lorcana have an "Ancient Tomb Mana" set of cards?
GameAgeddon: Just something to do with Ink, I dunno
 foopoiuyt: 99
 Spirrie: my favorite is asking “can you solve my riddle” when I’m presented with a loss
 betweenmyself: One does not simply discover More Lore 
 mrverbal: Cababy
 niccus: you have to let your opponent finish daily quests
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 Earthenone: cori is a regualr questing beast
 carbonoid12: @Earthenone she has way too much text?
 ThorSokar: Does Jacob think he doesn't have an accent?
 DigitalSeahorse: Vincent Price accent?
 RebekahWSD: lmfao
 singinnonsense: everyone has an accent Jacob
 TheWriterAleph: whaddy'allmean?
 DigitalSeahorse: impression*
OVERKiLL!: 🩸 shout out Bite Club 🩸
artemi7: Isn't the first rule to not talk about Bite Club?!
 asthanius: he knows everyone has an accent. he's just done a lot to get it as neutrally North American as possible
 DigitalSeahorse: heheheh
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 TheWanderingNomad: Somehow Ursula returned?
 BrowneePoints: As someone from the midwest, who has the "American Standard Dialect" yes, I am shocked when someone says I have an Accent
 betweenmyself: when I get wound up my “insufferable ass” becomes noticeable
 Shadowsoflife: I had a Arena game where only thing my opp did was sack land cards
 Earthenone: reminder, you can mulligan in lorcana
 hvhTim: i would tip a lot of bits for a full quebecois wheeler match commentary
 DigitalSeahorse: juste un petite homme
 DigitalSeahorse: I wish my spellcheck had French too
 Earthenone: put any number of cards back on the bottom, then draw the same number once
 RebekahWSD: These three are adorable humans
 UltraVioletVodoo: ya you sound like youre from colorado jacob
 asthanius: this is why they pay him the big bucks
 epsilon_vee: this feels like really obscure VA jokes
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 BrowneePoints: for folks outside the US, a lot of Journalists also get training to have a Neutral American Standard Dialect as well
 TheWooglie: please don't break Jacob
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 ThorSokar:      
 Boomyakalolo: Jacob real quick say both
 Makoforte: i think wheeler may be engaging true evil right now
WardsarTheWriter: Jacob.exe has shut down. Please restart.
 Makoforte: and must be stopped
 NekomimiNinja: Wheeler is quite good at that...
 Makoforte: (This feels like it's going on the highlight reel)
 accountmadeforants:  
 Sibwow: airfare food lodging and 2 days notice
 TheWriterAleph: jacob is dying 
 Earthenone: does wheeler voice the boys in mahjong soul?!
 PharaohBender27: I'm hoping I'm spelling Fiver (sp?) right: https://clips.twitch.tv/PoisedCuriousSagePMSTwin-nF2iG8BlpQJ7QY90
 LowUpsideCJ: I'd love to see LRR make a parody of one of those war of kingdoms "entire society runs of your mobile game power" ads
 accountmadeforants: Ex-artilleryman of indeterminate age?
 Gaz_L: has Jacob ever sat in on a Garbage Day?
 Sibwow: wheeler give us quebecois jfk
 Earthenone: more legs are required
 ClodiumSoride: @LowUpsideCJ not quite the same, but Alex did play a bunch of mobile games on Watch+Play
SwankyFlea: thats a goblin, not a bug
 Boomyakalolo: Jacob on a trash day would be amazing
 bytecaster: Is Wheeler trying to get hired as a voice actor, if so, I'm not sure it's working
Rogue_07 gifted a Tier 1 sub to MadamePhantom! They have given 17 Gift Subs in the channel!
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 ThorSokar: Centipede man?
 mercano82: am Jacob OK?
 Makoforte: can we
 twistedsylvan: sorry, Quebecois JFK?
 Makoforte: can we take bits away to save jacob
 LowUpsideCJ: @ClodiumSoride Oh yeah I loved those
 PharaohBender27: @Gaz_L I . . . don't know. He was meant to come to the 10th anniversary Prayer Warriors, but weather prevented him
 Twilight_Spark: Can you give us man who is also a sandworm who is also the Emperor?
 Earthenone: !lorcana bad
  LRRbot: Did you mean: Grumpy - Bad-Tempered; Pete - Bad Guy
Spades_Slicc: Daniel Powter
Midnightskypoet: Wheeler again but as doctor girlfriend
 ShaneLeeAtk: David Powter
 RebekahWSD: Great song
WardsarTheWriter: I just hear Jackie Chan from Jackie Chan Adventures saying "bad day, bad day, bad day!" over and over.
 DigitalSeahorse: well I woke up this morning with a charlie horse cramp
 ClodiumSoride: Jacob is playing this game under tremendous cognitive load.
 FarleyF: Request for a wheeler soundboard of him saying "get on the point" in different voices
 AtrusOfMyst: "So your day was pretty mid..."
 Earthenone: !subathon
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 Earthenone: !prime
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 asthanius: get on the point, Gadget!
 PharaohBender27: Would you accept 6?
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 judelawaski: Dang the tech with Mulan mom
 judelawaski: Is this sealed?
FourTwo0ne: How many subs for Jacob to go back to the deliberate Scottish accent?
 LowUpsideCJ: That's a solid dgf
 Spirrie: draft!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 LowUpsideCJ: drgf
 judelawaski: Oh nice
 singinnonsense: Sois Fort !
 QuixoticScrivener: it’s Dr. Mrs. The Monarch
 PharaohBender27: 
 ClockTamer: I legit thought Jacob just said Ursila the Mad Sea Bitch
 Welbog: Wow
 Sibwow: wheeler give us quebecois jfk please im begging
 Welbog: Bravo!
 Gaz_L: who was Dr Claw? Frank Welker?
 RockPusher: Not bad, not bad
 AtrusOfMyst: No Droopy Dog. 0/10
 ThorSokar: Bravo
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 hvhTim: wheeler, have you seen Dante's Peak and can you "Put the town on alert" like Pierce Brosnan?
Midnightskypoet: Thank you, wheeler. I just had surgery today and laughing is the best medicine.
 DigitalSeahorse: heheheheh
 RebekahWSD: 
 Sylenctone: 400 for whatever Wheeler is doing
 LowUpsideCJ: Of course he plays Bastion, that's the most gadgets
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 Sogheim: Jacob's trying so hard to stay focused
 Bugberry: Wouldn't Claw play Doomfist?
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 bytecaster: Can I gift some subs to give Jacob a break?
 MadamePhantom: claw skin for doomfist when
 Bugberry: Evil Hand Guys
 goombalax: @Bugberry naw not since they made him a tank
 Tiber727: Now I want to hear Ben's Foghorn Leghorn impression.
 ThorSokar: long as the money is coming in, maybe that vein on Jacob's forehead will finally pop
 Rogue_07: Who gets the Inspector Gadget skin?
 hvhTim: wheeler keep going
 hackingducks: @bytecaster of course! will it work.... eh?
 PharaohBender27: Chat, we're now funded to past 7:20 tomorrow morning! (Moonbase time(
 betweenmyself: Now with excitement to let the player know that getting on the point will provide a free game-linked NFT of a fun skin. 
 Shadowsoflife: they made Doom a tanks? @goombalax
 goombalax: @Shadowsoflife yeah completely messed up his comp
 Serpens77: so this is Lorcana huh? Now I know how everyone else feels when they're playing Magic 
 Shadowsoflife: Weird
 ThorSokar:      
 Astramentha: XD
Midnightskypoet: 100 100 100 100 for Jacobs metal health.
 SnackPak_: 
 Bugberry: Dueling Scotts
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 niccus: can... you... do... that on stream
ForOhForError: scott it in one
  LRRbot: Arges - The Cyclops [2, Steel, Inkable] | Character [4/1, 1 ◊] | Storyborn, Titan
 MehallD: That is correct, Wheeler. Glasgow #1
 WhirlwindAbyss: ott off
 CaptainKranok: You mess with the bag, you get the pipes.
 Serpens77: him big
 twistedsylvan: s4s
 Bugberry: Who is the One True Scottsman.
 RockPusher: 
WardsarTheWriter: In this case, the point is playing the game of Lorcana.
 Sevinon: (I feel like Jacob is just going to strangle Wheeler off camera)
 hvhTim: 100 scot for scot
 Marvoleath: "Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!"
 Rogue_07: Coving-19
KeytarCat: pLAYERS SERVING COVE
KeytarCat: oop
 AtrusOfMyst: Is "showing cove" the same as "hanging brain?"
 RockPusher: Wait a minute, that cove isn't hidden — I can see it's right there!
 twistedsylvan: @Sevinon that's assuming he can stop laughing long enough to do it
An anonymous user is gifting 1 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community!
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to IronAssassin75! 
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 betweenmyself: no matter what anyone tells you, we are absolutely *not* post-coving
 bytecaster: Beast Thicc-Skinned
 Decem_Lampas: Jacob's kermit is pretty good
just_like_aerin is gifting 10 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 30 in the channel!
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 Sevinon: @betweenmyself People always talk about pre-coving but it feels total unnecessary to me.
 bytecaster: It's not easy being green after all
 Earthenone: so many sagans
 Bugberry: Wakka Wakka
 ThorSokar: Kermit vs Kermit lets goooo
devturp: streaming for 11 hours!? wow! found your stream
 AtrusOfMyst: "Megan Thee Stallion, here"
 CaptainSpam: ARE there Muppets in Lorcana?
  Texan_Reverend: !subathon
  LRRbot: Sub-a-Thon rules: Prime/standard Tier 1/Gift subs will add 1 minute each to the timer, Tier 2 subs add 2 minutes, and Tier 3 subs add 5 minutes. Bits also can be used: 400 Bits will add 1 minute, and multiples will count (ie. 800 Bits will add 2 minutes), but Power-Up effects like big emotes will NOT count. Youtube contributions unfortunately do not count, but are nevertheless appreciated!
 Earthenone: this is a subathon, its been going on for 4 days @devturp
 CaptainEnder7: Oh man, I would so be on board if they made a Muppets expansion for Lorcana.
 Bugberry: Stitch is a Glitch
 PharaohBender27: @devturp Well, after a refresh. This has been a subathon going since Monday
  Juliamon: devturp Much longer than that, actually
 OmnipotentTrevor: Is it just too dark to register?
 powerflapjack: miss piggy told me to play a high tide deck at this year's canlander championship.
 Gaz_L: the Christmas Carol MTG Brawl video still makes me laugh SO hard as Wheeler realises how terrible his peasant deck is in real time as Bob Kermit
 Sevinon: @powerflapjack The monster!
 bytecaster: I'm sure he'd enjoy some scritches
 SmithKurosaki: @artemi7 idk what bit club is :p
 SmithKurosaki: bite*
  LRRbot: Arges - The Cyclops [2, Steel, Inkable] | Character [4/1, 1 ◊] | Storyborn, Titan
 CaptainSpam: If there's no Muppets expansion for Lorcana, I declare Disney to be COWARDS.
 Makoforte: 400 buying Jacob a minute of mercy
 Rogue_07: Why is that in a Romance Languagte I can't place?
 Rogue_07: Either Portuguese or Italian I think?
 powerflapjack: lmao
 DigitalSeahorse: secretly 3 Kermits in a trench coat
 SnackPak_: 
  Texan_Reverend: @CaptainSpam Just imagine the lore potential of also including the Muppet Babies.
 Bugberry: Lantern control
  Juliamon: Rogue_07 A bunch of the card files are in Italian for some reason
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 Earthenone: an entire felterweight devision?
 glitched_goddess: whenever I lose my Kermit voice, I just say “Hi ho! Kermit the Frog here!” and I get it back instantly
 Chartle: we've also seen german and french
 iris_of_ether: I'm lurking but CORI
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Astramentha: noice
 DigitalSeahorse: MEEEEOOOOWWWWL
 Rogue_07: @Juliamon that's definitely weird lol
WardsarTheWriter: Two times from now.
 powerflapjack: can we get a wheeler megatron "you failed me again starscream?"
  Juliamon: presumably it's a case of "unofficial card database = whatever language they had a clean scan of"
dpj2009: !card mikey mouse
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 1y1e: Clap
 DigitalSeahorse: heheh
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Easilycrazyhat: Four?!?!
 SnackPak_: how do we get Jacob to guest on Is This Your Card?
 Chartle: the hidden cove encourages violence
 powerflapjack: respected saluted
 niccus: who's beaking
 Chartle: and seen for the wonder i ma
 Chartle: am*
Cptasparagus: Jacob just start doing JP lines
 Sevinon: @SnackPak_ Does Jacob survive that experience?
 Gaz_L: @Sevinon just have Angel there too
 Sevinon: @Gaz_L ... I need this
 powerflapjack: @Sevinon you're right, bring jacob in for a vintage cube stream with Da Boiz
 Sevinon: Don't mind me, now just wishcasting a Wheeler, Angel, Jacob stream
 hackingducks: the fates don't quite seal, but close enough.
 Sibwow: jacob i believe its "topping deck"
 Sogheim: Jacob needs to come back for the bullfighting game
 LowUpsideCJ: Like fighting games in that way
 DigitalSeahorse: as long as it's not decking top
 malfnord: If you enjoyed it, it wasn't wasted
 RockPusher: The Reaper of Enjoyment
 Bugberry: Limited is also high variance for most games. Sometimes it's not in the cards.
Cptasparagus: that fates card looks like the green alien dude from Lilo and Stitch being summoned
 Pywodwagon: and unlike some people at the table, you haven't reached the "washed up" stage yet
 AtrusOfMyst: Anyone can farm Matthew for packs in Pokemon TCG for Game Boy
 Sevinon: Hell yeah
 IanAllenBird: yeag
 SnackPak_: 
WardsarTheWriter: Yes!
 PharaohBender27: Yes
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Shadowsoflife: yeah
 stippledotter: Woo!
 Jadaris:  
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 ElementalAlchemist: I mean, I am, at leasts
 gualdhar: this is fucking hilarious
 niccus: i am required to have a good time
SwankyFlea: yay
 ElementalAlchemist: least*
 Sogheim:   
 Gekyouryuu: I've never not had a good time with you on-screen Jacob
 DeM0nFiRe: 215 
 powerflapjack: @Cptasparagus lmao, clotho atropos and lachesis summoning up pleakley
 Astramentha:     
 Buxx345: yay
 RockPusher: 
 PharaohBender27: Immediately followed by the mods activating
 Earthenone: chat is just "paul play children laughing" in text form
WardsarTheWriter: Get the one who isn't part of our hive mind!
Cptasparagus: @powerflapjack yeah Pleakley
 Masslost: I work in IT, today was not a good day
 bytecaster: With all this questing, is Questing Beast in this?
   LoadingReadyRun:   apparently the lorcania.com card database quietly displays card images in other languages if it is missing the english image, which is not...ideal
 Luminaire_p: *incredibly loud incorrect sound*
 RockPusher:  
 Sevinon: @Masslost I am so sorry
 CaptainCoriale: I've always liked that Jackbox game where the audience is a pile of spiders
 Sogheim: that explains a lot, Paul
 DigitalSeahorse:  
mtgnorthman subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 28 months!
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 Commander_Taz: @LoadingReadyRun Can you use dreamborn.ink ?
 PawssumFable: DO THE GATOR
 PawssumFable: Sorry
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Commander_Taz: That's the site I use to build my decks
 Earthenone: the big olive
  LRRbot: Thebes - The Big Olive [2, Steel, Inkable] | Location [1 ⭳, 7 ⛉, 0 ◊] | IF YOU CAN MAKE IT HERE... During your turn, whenever a character banishes another character in a challenge while here, gain 2 lore.
Cptasparagus: Thebussy
 niccus: you can always put your ink in front of your characters
 hackingducks: the bees!
 Gekyouryuu: I think it's pronounced theebs.
SwankyFlea: The Big Olive (Garden)
JAndersonCAD is gifting 10 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 131 in the channel!
 SnackPak_: All Dogs go to Heaven remake, but instead of Billy Joel singing, it's Billie Joe
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 ElementalAlchemist: yeah, you can't Tap™ in this game
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 Diabore: !lorcana hidden cove
  LRRbot: Hidden Cove - Tranquil Haven [1, Emerald, Inkable] | Location [1 ⭳, 6 ⛉, 0 ◊] | REVITALIZING WATERS Characters get +1 ¤ and +1 ⛉ while here.
 PharaohBender27: @JAndersonCAD 
Cptasparagus: he's a questing beast
   LoadingReadyRun: there are various other lorcana card database sites, lorcania.com was just the easiest download from. In future, I will use a different one 
 Bugberry: The Bes
 TheWriterAleph: "not thebes! not the beeees! ahhhhh!!"
 Chartle: thibbies
 PharaohBender27: Chat, we're close to hitting 8 AM tomorrow, aka forklift time!
 RockPusher: They call me Mister Thebes!
 Sogheim: forklift time?
 BrowneePoints: Paul you are appreciated 
 DigitalSeahorse:     munny
 Sevinon: How much card advantage is there in this game?
 SeismicLawns: what time do we need to see in the left to get to the end?
 Gekyouryuu: @PharaohBender27 depending on time zones, we've technically already hit 8am tomorrow
 Sevinon: (Never played or really watched it)
 BrowneePoints: There's quite a bit
 PawssumFable: Friday Night Cider Time
 Bugberry: If they do a Muppet expansion, I can't wait to see what songs get in.
 MWGNZ: @Gekyouryuu almost 1pm tomorrow here rn
 BrowneePoints: It's harder to get in one set draft @Sevinon
 stippledotter: @gekyouryuu but not everyone's 8am summons a forklift 😔
 PawssumFable: Nice
 Gekyouryuu: Wheeler, this company is run by a mouse. it's all SQUEAK to me.
 PharaohBender27: @Sogheim It's scheduled as "Star in a Reasonably Priced Forklift" I assume it's a Shenmue thing Ian will host
 BrowneePoints: I think they said Asetto Corsa?
 Diabore: @SeismicLawns at present time, about 20:30 by my count
 Sevinon: @PharaohBender27 It's actually Asetto Corsa
 Earthenone: i think its asetto corsa this year
 PharaohBender27: @MWGNZ OK, 8 AM moonbase time, you smartasses 
 PharaohBender27: @Sevinon Oh. OH.
 Earthenone: the fates? the fates are marching in?
Alness49 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 82 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Alness49! (Today's storm count: 435)
 Sogheim: Forklift Simulator 2023 has good reviews, maybe they'll be playing that tomorrow?
 accountmadeforants: I do hope the Assetto Corsa track is actually that accursed Shenmue 3 warehouse, somehow.
 ElementalAlchemist: ^
 Diabore: whats the highest the timer has gotten during the subathon
  LRRbot: Thebes - The Big Olive [2, Steel, Inkable] | Location [1 ⭳, 7 ⛉, 0 ◊] | IF YOU CAN MAKE IT HERE... During your turn, whenever a character banishes another character in a challenge while here, gain 2 …
 ElementalAlchemist: It was over 24 hours a couple days ago
 Sevinon: I think it was in the 30s at one point
 PharaohBender27: @accountmadeforants The one on the dock?
 accountmadeforants: @PharaohBender27 Yeah
 stippledotter: The Shenanigans of this round have made this round roughly equal in length to the whole of James/Graham, I think
 Bugberry: Big Pig
 Diabore: i think i saw over 40 during punch a chunk but not sure so was polling chat
 hackingducks: piglet's a tank
 PharaohBender27: @accountmadeforants I remember the moment Ian got "EIGGHHT CRRAATES!"
goatprince: bröther
 Sevinon: @Diabore That would check out
 Sevinon: It was raising bits like crazy
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 SnackPak_: gottem
 Rogue_07: Of course, Wheeler
 protojman: can i see it?
goatprince: how delightfully devilish
 carbonoid12: in this economy!?!?
 Sevinon: Nicely done Wheeler
superdude097: Is this Wheeler's copy of Aurora?
Cptasparagus: its in german on the reader wheeler
 Diabore: !lorcana aurora
  LRRbot: Did you mean: Aurora - Briar Rose; Aurora - Dreaming Guardian; Aurora - Regal Princess; Aurora - Lore Guardian; Aurora - Tranquil Princess
 hackingducks: she has gestaltwandel, is that good?
 Bugberry: It's all Douch to me
 Sevinon: @Bugberry Nah, that's just Wheeler's persona
 accountmadeforants: @PharaohBender27 I was there, also. That whole Shenmue 3 playthrough was the slowest, wildest ride.
 couchboyj: No no no, patented Burgess Burgers
 LowUpsideCJ: Card game slang or canadian slang or random nonsense: it's all possible
WardsarTheWriter: Disney Hold 'Em!
 asthanius: they/thebes
 Bugberry: I feel like classic fairytales being in German is lore appropriate.
 Montesque64: !lorcana aurora - lore guardian
  LRRbot: Aurora - Lore Guardian [4, Sapphire, Inkable] | Character [3/3, 2 ◊] | Floodborn, Hero, Princess | Shift 2 (You may pay 2 ⬡ to play this on top of one of your characters named Aurora.) / PRESERVER Opponents can't choose your items for abilities or effects. / ROYAL INVENTORY ⟳ one of your items — Look at the top card of your deck and put it on either the top or the bottom of your deck.
 PharaohBender27 squinting to try to read the German card and see if I can make sense of it FAKE EDIT: Not anymore!
 couchboyj: What do you call a Lorcana Vorethos?  A Milo?  I think Timmys are Gastons.
 Montesque64: Whoo, guessed right!
 Sevinon: French this time?
 Omega_Lairon: le grille!?
 Montesque64: !lorcana transformed chef
  LRRbot: Transformed Chef - Castle Stove [4, Sapphire, Inkable] | Character [3/3, 2 ◊] | Storyborn, Ally | A CULINARY MASTERPIECE When you play this character, remove up to 2 damage from chosen character.
 PharaohBender27: @Omega_Lairon What the hell is that!?
 Rogue_07: A 2/2 for 1 has been my experience, I think
 PharaohBender27: Also wait
 Sevinon: @PharaohBender27 That's a fine looking deck
 Dromos_GHG: do brooms just sweep?
PharaohBender27 gifted 3 months of Tier 1 to Omega_Lairon. They've gifted 1800 months in the channel!
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WardsarTheWriter: @Sevinon Why doesn't mine look like that!?
 Sevinon: We did it chat
WardsarTheWriter: -confetti-
 Grimnus: Its like in magic, realising when youre on the offense or defense
superdude097: Who's the Beatdown
artemi7: Wait Piglet starts murdering innocent characters when you're hellbent? Poor guy really does have a turn
 powerflapjack: a lot of times with card games there's just A Moment that you see the gears and it just works, it sucks trying to get there though
 asthanius: good ol' The Bees
 powerflapjack: like with flesh and blood my moment was realizing that if I wasn't completely using my hand to attack or defend, it was wasted resources
MalevolentGFX: !lurk
WardsarTheWriter: Not much Elsa.
 PharaohBender27: 
 Earthenone: !lorcana let it go
  LRRbot: Let It Go [5, Sapphire, Inkable] | Action | Song | (A character with cost 5 or more can ⟳ to sing this song for free.) / Put chosen character into their player's inkwell facedown and exerted.
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 PharaohBender27: Ben v. Ben
 Earthenone: the benben
 KaleidoscopeMind: ben-ben
 Dromos_GHG: battle of the bens
 WardsarTheWriter: @Sevinon Thankies for the giftie!
 Gaz_L: with *CORIANDER DICKINSON* as table friend
  Texan_Reverend: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
wichoman777: I seriously could not have gotten here at a better time! I'm currently working on an essay for my second to last class for my master's and just having you guys around, are helping me with this typing spree! Thanks so much!
 Sevinon: @wichoman777 Good luck!
 Gaz_L: my best attempt at doing TTS voice in chat
 Shadowsoflife: @Sevinon Nice, good luck
 PharaohBender27: @wichoman777 Best of luck with the essay! 
 stippledotter: @wichoman777  grad classes are no joke--happy writing!
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 stippledotter: Ooooo we've made it to forklift!
 stippledotter: If we keep going, they may even do something with it
 malfnord: Close enough to start the forklift then end the stream
 PharaohBender27: Ohai Jordynne
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 WardsarTheWriter: Hi Jordynne!
 megaknightro21: SWU Time????!!!
 stippledotter: Cool hat!
 vanman229: so fast!
 Lord_Hosk: Did you all see that!  It was Matt in a Jordynn wig dancing across screen!
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 chrono2x:    
 malfnord: Which would be funny, but it's been a week. We need some forklift, right gang?
 Pywodwagon: @Lord_Hosk I'm choosing to interpret this as Matt Wiggins, as it is objectively funnier
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 Lord_Hosk: Matt wiggins in a Jordynn wig and Tim in a whole Jacob Cosplay! Amazing!
 vanman229: this is like watching the fish at the aquarium
 Earthenone: i hope they do a break screens supercut
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/JollyCrispyStarlingHotPokket-auTFNgO5ZWugTQCA
 PharaohBender27: @Earthenone I will say, based on YT Vods from last subathon, these bits *will* be preserved
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 PharaohBender27: Not as a supercut, but as the ending of a section, IIRC
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 powerflapjack: @Earthenone i read that as "break the screen with an uppercut" and wondered when oki oki started back up
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 WardsarTheWriter: Awaken Ben!
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 azninsect: (to a cap)
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 Astramentha: eepy
 Dalrint: How much more time is needed?
 powerflapjack: "I don't wanna grind arena ladder today, mom"
 IanAllenBird: that's gotta be some sort of crime
 malfnord: @Dalrint About 6-7 hours to hit the cap.
 BrowneePoints: I'm malicious mean and scary, my sneer could curdle dairy
 niccus: deglove the cards
 ElementalAlchemist: eepy card reader
 BrowneePoints: and violence wise my hands are not the cleanest
 accountmadeforants: Brooms! Brooms! Brooms!
 Sevinon: @niccus It would have cost you nothing not to type that
 BrowneePoints: You're INKING your GUNTHER? in PUBLIC!?
 wichoman777: @stippledotter my friend, you hit the nail on the head. The assignment is due Sunday but I want to get it done and submit by today. I'm almost done, need one more page!
OVERKiLL!: haha yall wild
 WardsarTheWriter: This is sending a bad example. Playing with your cards unwrapped is dangerous. You'll be playing with every player your opponent has ever played against.
 judelawaski: Him and so many broom
 judelawaski: The guy libe his brooms lol
 Sevinon: @WardsarTheWriter I double sleeve mine!
 Chartle: wheeler has an illegal muffin
 stippledotter: @wichoman777 heck yeah! Get that paper and Get! That! Nap!
 Mazrae: So is Wheeler just going to sweep up the competition
 KaleidoscopeMind: gotta earn the muffin
 aClonedPickle: mods eat this man's muffin
 Dromos_GHG: de-muffined
 ShaneLeeAtk: Bucket?
 accountmadeforants: That means the sub-a-thon now qualifies as an educational program
 accountmadeforants: We teach assorted languages at random
 Kentosaurus: "Clean like no one's watching" is great flavor text
 Suffix: Oh good. Cori has a beverage. Thank goodness.
 Pseudonym_Ken: hey, I’m in Alaska and it is indeed 5pm here!
 WardsarTheWriter: Royal Funeral incoming.
 vanman229: that explains the joke
 BrowneePoints: Don Qui? Mr Xote?
 jchinnock: something getting down to business
 ThorSokar: I hear Wheeler has an amazing Horse-based Joke
 twistedsylvan: keep Wheeler away from horses and jokes involving them
 Chartle: i think wheeler is contractually obligated to save horse jokes for desert bus
stinsanity89: Did I miss Star Wars?
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 powerflapjack: that's next I believe
 twistedsylvan: Has he done the horse joke more than once? Or was it just the one time, and it scarred us all?
Maya : get broomed
Maya : get swept *rimshot*
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 Shadowsoflife: You haven't @stinsanity89
 Rogue_07: God, I'm terminally MTG poisoned
 Rogue_07: I heard Ben say that he was inking BARAL
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @twistedsylvan I mean, that one time was two times, so... yeah.
 WardsarTheWriter: Poor Bruno's gonna get frozen into those walls when she turns it into an ice palace.
 BrowneePoints: @WardsarTheWriter nah cuz his bars are fire
 WardsarTheWriter: @BrowneePoints Truuuue!
 e_bloc: 100 100 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1
 Chartle: it's so good
 BrowneePoints: Encanto is very good and fun
 Gekyouryuu: we just don't talk about him
 Mazrae: At this rate we will put 1 million bits I think
 hvhTim: As a Colombian, i cannot recommend the film enough
 Rogue_07: Third Base!
superdude097: Cantalope
 Chartle: i personally can't elope
 Pywodwagon: Cantaloupe yea
Spades_Slicc: Who isn't a catalope person?
 Lord_Hosk: Muskmellon
 Suffix: Is watermelon an option
 Boomyakalolo: huney dew
 Shadowsoflife: watermelon
 stippledotter: I, for one, am human
 ClodiumSoride: honeydew over cantaloupe for me
 malfnord: If it's in season, I'll go for canteloupe
 Purplesandpaper1: Cantaloupe's the best
 BrowneePoints: the worst part about Encanto is the songs WILL get stuck in your head
 SquareDotCube: shame about the marital limitations on cantaloupe
 hvhTim: @BrowneePoints feature not a bug  lol
 KV1NN4: love me honeydew and cantaloupe more than regular melon
 AugmentingPath: SquareDotCube you can do it as long as there's a big ceremony, it's fine
 Montesque64: Dang.  I'm glad they changed the offense/defense stats to represent "willpower" or otherwise Mirabel as a 3/5 would be hilarious
 Shadowsoflife: @BrowneePoints Have you hear the villian verison of them?
 Lord_Hosk: I've never had a Cantaloupe because I live in North America and they are next to impossible to get here.
 insanecat6mtg: Cantaloupe over honey dew, but watermelon over both of them.
 Mr_Horrible: 
 Kentosaurus: lol
 azninsect: 
 BrowneePoints: but they added weird mysticism not inherent in the original folktale!
 hvhTim: @KV1NN4 wait, i thought cantaloupe was a regular melon
excalgold: @BrowneePoints that's just a disney thing..... *Hums Be Prepared and Hell Fire*
MaddogM: Blame James?
 Montesque64: @Lord_Hosk I'm guessing you life in North North America, because they are all over the South
 WardsarTheWriter: Funnily, I've never seen the Live-Action Mulan. I've been avoiding the live-action movies in general after having seen the Lion King.
 Pywodwagon: The Fanfics on Jimmys book shelf would get him cancelled
 KaleidoscopeMind: or just have a bunch of brooms
 enbycephalopod: Watermelon is one of my favorite berries
 Mr_Horrible: Bruno's Divining Top 
 Earthenone: sadly yeah, you cant name "magic broom"
artemi7: Honeydew all the way here
Greys N. Owman: I hate all melons
 Mr_Horrible: "Michael"
 darth_paradox: Name a card, not name a character
 megaknightro21: it's just the main name not the subtitle
  Omega_Lairon: n+1 dalmations
 Lord_Hosk: @Montesque64 You are likely refering to Muskmelon, which are often mislabled as Cantaloupe
 Shadowsoflife: @excalgold look up Jonathan young youtube for encanto villain song
 BrowneePoints: I'm not a huge Jonathan Young fan
 WardsarTheWriter: The Madrigals are FIGHTING!
 BrowneePoints: well, Jonathan Young singing fan* he does good compositions
 e_bloc: can't not hear Wheeler's deck name in the style of Vengaboys
 AugmentingPath: a skill giant
 Montesque64: <message deleted>@Lord_Hosk These?data:image/webp;base64,UklGRuAUAABXRUJQVlA4INQUAACQTQCdASrhAJwAPsVQoUunpCchrfrbYPAYiWMA0Xj3lrHUkvQ7pYn9I+0+Cpi/tE7O/Y7+2+IR+6+PG+EcEWgeo74j6GP+z4H34D/q+wF+pPSTz7/tv/J9hb+4ee17O/3e9qpIrToas+w0bxdNqvdDnTxLkWSsrqRmRej8SCGQAspvvcIfiZxXvjNdzO7Scf/ZMcLNzhUB0QbFuJ9ji6LZ7fqmSBEsQLDUC6ChujwR3eMEPbCrctS8sK+8ziChBdfRFWPv/yYJ/+MT2cv8/tQKNlPjDT4cWlqyDqlsLAxifyXDZSyGKdqbq+bXNLCtqf3pyT3J6IfD7vlaMpRWLdwlNC5l24S6qxghpLdO2O/EKLhPJpDkGDEaw5LhhLy+V4xhNNgJWi3qKQAj7B2qHJxl+LngjhkzOtegZ8eMQRvHEXS9ERht
 Hansk_and_Boo: SZRRRJJZZZ BZZNNNZZZZ
 Montesque64: sorry, didn't mean to do that
 stippledotter: !venga
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 Earthenone: !bus
 Chartle: be kind, rewind
 Montesque64: @Lord_Hosk These? https://imgur.com/gallery/why-do-watermelons-have-fancy-weddings-because-they-X9lJMWW#/t/cantaloupe  (hopefully that's short enough)
 wichoman777: @ExhaustedElox awesome!
 azninsect: mickey? in mouse form?
 Rogue_07: qu'est-ce que le fuck?
 Earthenone: !lorcana standard bearer
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 Mr_Horrible: Michael Mousimillian
excalgold: Mickey is what you call friends, Michael Mouse is a terrifying figure
 62MGcobra: wow almost at the cap, like 4 more hours I think?
 ElementalAlchemist: ~6 if I counted right
 62MGcobra: @ElementalAlchemist yep I can't count
 Mr_Horrible: let it not be said Wheeler doesn't commit to the bit
 BrowneePoints: 6 hrs under ye
 Gekyouryuu: Wheeler got swept up in deckbuilding, clearly
 Lord_Hosk: @Montesque64 Thats not a cantaloupe, you can tell by the netting like pattern on the rind
 Montesque64: @Lord_Hosk Funnily, after googling, I don't think I've ever seen a muskmelon.  They look good, though.
 BrowneePoints: A French-Colombian Fusion cuisine
 jchinnock: heard!
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 Earthenone: wheeler has lorethal
 twistedsylvan: Lorethal is very good
 WardsarTheWriter: It really is good at stoking my Disney nostalgia...
 BrowneePoints: it's making me wanna rewatch Princess and the Frog
 InfiniTokens: That's the subliminal messaging: WATCH MORE DISNEY MOVIES
 KaleidoscopeMind: you are not immune to propaganda dot jpg
 InfiniTokens: Lorcana is secretly a marketish push for Disney+
 Montesque64: @Lord_Hosk See...that's how everyone in my region of the states identifies it as a cantaloupe, is the netting on the rind.  Now I'm really curious what you're referring to as a cantaloupe.
 Gekyouryuu: I've had a silly idea: since this game is supposedly only going to use main disney stuff and not include marvel, star wars, pixar, etc., they should put a magical weapon in this game called The Disney Animated Cannon
 WardsarTheWriter: "You call me a broom! How dare you!? I'm clearly a duster!"
 malfnord: Honestly, Lorcana needs to start digging into the Disney live-action movies from the 70s.
 e_bloc: whats a song
 BrowneePoints: a powerful spell that you can "convoke"
 e_bloc: thank you!
 Sunidesus: @Montesque64 same, I'm in the upper midwest and the thing you posted is absolutely what I'd call a cantoloupe
 Dedwrekka: https://clips.twitch.tv/VictoriousSmokyKittenWoofer-vzyCT3NrQsi331ms
 insanecat6mtg: 
 e_bloc: thanks Ben
 Orxolon: Question:when a character Is in a location, wasn't the location supposed to be destroyed before you can attack the character in it?
 BrowneePoints: yea it's not 1:1 but it's similar
 WardsarTheWriter: Sing (Move), 15 PP, Accuracy 55%, Does not make contact.
 BrowneePoints: I'd love to see a mixed Set Lorcana Draft
 BrowneePoints: tbh
 Earthenone: if only you had some sort of new weekly stream
 shendaras: 
 Chartle: is this your IRL card
 Fe1ix66: don't think it would make the highlight reel
 azninsect: dual bens playing card games
 Sevinon: Ben-ben stream?
 carbonoid12: and SWU as well
Patorik: Is This Your Ben?
 Orxolon: With the Bens!
 AtrusOfMyst: Is THAT your card?
 mercano82: or replace some of the Friday Night Magic timeslots with some other CCGs
 DeM0nFiRe: Is This Your Other Card?
 Sibwow: wheelmer power hour
 ThorSokar: I only saw a Majong stream
Cptasparagus: The Ben(d)s
 powerflapjack: (thumps fists on table) More Flesh and Blood Please
 e_bloc: Is Ben your Card?
 avjamethyst: mahjong is like a card game
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 niccus: Bridge Club
 mwo2150: @DeM0nFiRe good name good name
 Orxolon: Question:when a character Is in a location, wasn't the location supposed to be destroyed before you can attack the character in it?
 e_bloc: Benn DIagram is pretty solid
 AugmentingPath: powerflapjack love the combination fist thump and saying please
 OmnipotentTrevor: It would be the crinkling sound of cracked packs
 Malkmaven1176: No wonder the Bens are the last Lorcana match, they're the ones playing Star Wars Unlimited next
stinsanity89: I need to see you guys play goofy old tcgs like the WWE tcg lol
 AtrusOfMyst: The Akki Hermits
 powerflapjack: @AugmentingPath It's part of being Minnesotan
 LowUpsideCJ: neopets tcg?
 Pywodwagon: Europe hates trees
 Montesque64: For all those interested in this melon debate: https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/muskmelon-vs-cantaloupe#muskmelon-vs-cantaloupe
 Pywodwagon: confirmed
 62MGcobra: is the cover just one circle over another circle?
MaddogM: As an Aussie, Europe is easy mode 
 BrowneePoints: I heard Jelly Jeff and started giggling
 AugmentingPath: @powerflapjack yeah, that tracks
 Lord_Hosk: https://i.imgur.com/ByfZyfO.png
 ElementalAlchemist: 🧹
 emberBecky: @Montesque64 yeah that article's where i ended up too. =D   It appears cantaloupe is apparently a variety of muskmelon.
 Sibwow: @Lord_Hosk damn that muskmelon looking kinda thicque
 accountmadeforants: "Just a few barnacles away from retirement", I sure hope nothing bad happens to this broom
 Sevinon: @Lord_Hosk Muskmelon is definitely what I recall seeing in the North East
 Montesque64: @Lord_Hosk According to the article and google, I think you're the one who's got things flipped, friend.  They are apparently very closely related, regardless.
 ElementalAlchemist: MY BROOM
  Juliamon: We definitely have both of those in New England
 Sevinon: @Montesque64 ... The one labelled muskmelon in that picture is what I recall seeing
 Orxolon: Could you have quested and then banished it?
artemi7: I love Lorcana for prompting sentences like, "Well, I could kill Mickey..."
 InfiniTokens: Who did you exert to play these songs, gentlemen?
 Lord_Hosk: They lable muskmelon's as Canteloupes in a lot of stores because "Muskmellon" doesn't sound appealing
 Kentosaurus: next do broom eyed girl
 WardsarTheWriter: Where's the song list scroll?
 azninsect: time to get this on vinyl
 e_bloc: it would sweep the grammies
 niccus: the record that's sweeping the nation
 stippledotter: Available on 4 cassettes!
 jchinnock: Now That’s What I Call Broom!
 SquareDotCube: We don't talk about broom-o
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 stippledotter: Causing a bit of a dust up
 Montesque64: @Sevinon If you read the article, it says the cantaloupe has the netting, the muskmelon has veins.  The pic Hosk sent is reversed.
 InfiniTokens: Broom goes the dynamite.
 BrowneePoints: Loving Broom...it's easy cuz you're broo-tiful. Dooodin doot doo da doo. * high pitched screech*
 Philocalist: Sweeping with my broom in the day, wasting time
 ClodiumSoride: @Montesque64 Hosk might possibly have been making a jape.
 SquareDotCube: Another One Brooms the Dust
 spinebustertee: Our Broom... in the middle of our broom
 Sevinon: @ClodiumSoride Hosk? Never.
 Montesque64: Ah, defeated by lack of sarcasm indicators on the internet.  Alas.
 BrowneePoints: Sweeeeep are the Champion. My frieeeends
CocoaMix86: It's 8:25pm over here. How is everyone's evening?
 Montesque64: Well, regardless, they both look delicious!
 Twilight_Spark: Eleanor Broomly, picks up the broom that she keeps by the door. Who is it for?
Riandisa: And that's why they call it the brooms~
 BigDaddyBland87: Broom Scootin Boogie
 Sevinon: @CocoaMix86 Relaxing
 Shadowsoflife: @CocoaMix86 broom
 BrowneePoints: Broom Suit Riot RIOT!
 stippledotter: Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme, Broomy and the Sweep
 WardsarTheWriter: Putting my Inked Belle in my inkwell.
   LoadingReadyRun:  Mr Broombastic
 Philocalist: Welcome to the closet! We've got brooms for days!
 Sibwow: mister broom sky
stinsanity89: Premier broom pilot of the format
 BrowneePoints: Hello Mr Broom Sky
 PawssumFable: Still pretty good
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 enbycephalopod: Broomspacito by Pitbroom
 stippledotter: I'm Broom, da ba dee, da ba da
 SquareDotCube: Our house, in the middle of our house...
  Juliamon: Nobody knows what it's like, to be the bad pan... to be the sad pan, behind broom eyes...
 Philocalist: I'm a broom man ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub yo da dub dub
 DigitalSeahorse:  Daisy duck!
 Shadowsoflife: One day, my father took me into the city to see the brooming band
 jchinnock: ducks are the rats of the water
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 spinebustertee: Inking the Arges does go against Twitch TOS
 Gascitygaming: Brooooooom Riverrrrrrrr
 InfiniTokens: @jchinnock Aren't those Seagulls?
 powerflapjack: a whole broom worrrrrld
 mwo2150: BROOM gonna get it to ya. Broom Broom Blaght
jimbosliczor91: spoiler alert
 Montesque64: I promise you you do not, Wheeler.  Lol
 BusTed: 
 BrowneePoints: *sips tea and watches Wheeler*
 LowUpsideCJ: broombastic side eye there
 Montesque64: Are you sure he's not talking about the Incredibles?
 WardsarTheWriter: Clifford the Big Red Dog's notes?
  Juliamon: oh, this again
 epsilon_vee: oh, you mean coles notes 
 enbycephalopod: [Instrumental] Broom! [Instrumental] Broom! [Instrumental] Broom!
 e_bloc: and we get Cliff's notes here
 ElementalAlchemist: oh man, dogpile
Patorik: That's actually a very Wheeler thing to say
 SquareDotCube: AltaVista it
 powerflapjack: I'd prefer to LexisNexis it
 shea_wolfe: I'm gonna check Hotbot
 niccus: honestly any of these would do better than google nowadays
 InfiniTokens: Just don't ask the AI, it will be confident whether it is correct or not.
 BrowneePoints: Organically Sourced Pornography
 Mr_Horrible: like a True Knower
 EvilBadman: He asked ChatIDK
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Spades_Slicc: not secure
 Philocalist: BroomHub
 IanAllenBird: those sites are *not* secure
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Cptasparagus: wait isnt dogpile .com the porn site?
Gh0stHardware: No s?! insecure
 Mr_Horrible: Wheeler typing "naked people" into the dogpile search bar
 Montesque64: Very pretty art on that Belle
Spades_Slicc: 5 mana skinrender
 BrowneePoints: I'm here for the Universe where Belle becomes a Wizard
 BrowneePoints: she'd know SO many spells
Midnightskypoet: Broom Girl by Aqua
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 BigDaddyBland87: a licky broom broom down
 Mischievous_Catgeist: Great now I lost the game
 WardsarTheWriter: @BrowneePoints The day she learns fireball is the day Gaston is absolutely screwed.
 Shadowsoflife: Right? @BrowneePoints I would read that story
 powerflapjack: @BrowneePoints would Belle be a summoner or scholar, do you think
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 twistedsylvan: @WardsarTheWriter Nail him with Otto's Irresistible Dance and just let him go, forever
 Montesque64: Belle as a wizard, Mulan as a warrior...which princesses would be our rogue and which our cleric?
 HorusFive: @Montesque64 Jasmin has the makings of a good rouge
 powerflapjack: @Montesque64 Rogue is Merida because archery and everyone forgets about her
 Aarek: @Montesque64 Jasmine rogue
 BrowneePoints: We gotta swap them. So Mulan is no longer a Fighter
 Philocalist: Reminds me of Disney Mirrorverse Belle
 KV1NN4: can Esmeralda be a rogue-cleric?
 red_shoes_jeff: @Montesque64 Rapunzel's probably the cleric.
 Shadowsoflife: @WardsarTheWriter @powerflapjack polymorph
  Juliamon: Rapunzel *can* heal
 powerflapjack: Aurora... Junior
jimbosliczor91: no contest!
 Montesque64: @red_shoes_jeff Oooh, good call
  Juliamon: or could, anyway
Ace__of__Hearts: hi gang Bloomburrow might be the thing that gets me back into magic I love me some Redwall
 CrossXhunteR: Mr Game And Watch!
Patorik: Ganondorf.
 powerflapjack: Bayonetta?!
 BrowneePoints: Now do the nonplussed "Ganondorf"
TheTekkieman: It's Luigi he does that with.
 LowUpsideCJ: Rapunzel heals but she's a rogue at heart
 BrowneePoints: "....ganondorf"
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 Mazrae: Just the monotone ganondorf
 KingfisherGames: SAME BRAIN
  Juliamon: she would dualclass for sure though
 IanAllenBird: 👀
goatprince: gay men watch what?
 LowUpsideCJ: @BrowneePoints nothing makes me laugh more
 ThorSokar: 
theamc2000: is it watching gay men or gay men watching stuff?
SwankyFlea: but who watches the gay men watch?
 Montesque64: @LowUpsideCJ Trickster Cleric?
 AdamYMHMI: @goatprince Everything
 Sevinon: Subject versus object actually a bit ambiguous there
 LowUpsideCJ: @Montesque64 Oooh nice read
 powerflapjack: (in a very Bowser announcer voice) MAUI ... JUNIOR
jimbosliczor91: the one friend who picks Daisy just to spam “Hi! I’m Daisy!”
 Lord_Hosk: Jyn Erso Is our Disney Princess Rogue... One
 WardsarTheWriter: @Lord_Hosk I won't lie, I laughed.
 Earthenone: 0 mana draw 5
 RangerAlpha7: 0 mana draw 5s turn out to be pretty good
  Juliamon: ok but which princess is explicitly the bard
 powerflapjack: @Juliamon Yes
 RangerAlpha7: French mulan, even 
 CrossXhunteR: anna
 KingfisherGames: So is Lorcana just the beer and pretzels magic mode where you can play any card face down as land?
 Montesque64: @Juliamon Which one attracts the most forest detritus when they sing?
 Sevinon: Banned, Wheeler
 powerflapjack: @KingfisherGames They need to have the lil swirl on the top left
 LowUpsideCJ: @KingfisherGames almost any card
 Shadowsoflife: @Montesque64 Snow white?
 shikacho5: Ben just casually dropping some of the best limited cards in this set
 Philocalist: This guy wobbls
 WardsarTheWriter: Quasimodo for Bard. Not much for looks, but he sings amazingly.
 red_shoes_jeff: @KingfisherGames Almost. They gotta have that circle around the number.
 Seth_Erickson: much to think about
 KingfisherGames: Oh, cool, seems like a lot of fun for sealed or such
 Montesque64: Actually, think Ariel would be the bard.  She's the one who has the most attention drawn to her voice in-story.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 CrossXhunteR: daisy is in smash now, right?
 Lord_Hosk: Juliamon Bard is tough, all the princesses are kinda one note, they don't have much broad skill set
 powerflapjack: @Montesque64 Also likes weird vaguely useless objects like forks, much like real bards
 Earthenone: more like Drawlores
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 Chartle: how can there be 2 dolores, where is the legend rule
 Montesque64: @powerflapjack Oooh! True!  An "expert" in human lore
 Chartle: who designed this
 Philocalist: Give Ariel her dad's Trident, the biggest dinglehopper
 CrossXhunteR: lorcana, as richard garfield intended
 powerflapjack: @Philocalist you have any idea how many feats she's gonna have to burn to get that proficiency?
 Montesque64: Well known undead warlock Walt Disney
GooberAJ: he is still alive
 Morrigan9: lorcana the way walt intended
 WardsarTheWriter: Walt Disney's preserved head in a jar.
 Koshindan: Lorcana as Walt intended.
 Mr_Horrible: considering this will be more remembered than EPCOT, he fucking *wishes* he designed this
 Shadowsoflife: @Montesque64 Nice
 glitched_goddess: his head is kept alive in a jar under Epcot
GooberAJ: they just froze him underground, thats why they made a movie called frozen, so if you search "disney frozen" it gets buried in the seo
 Lord_Hosk: Juliamon Moana as bard
 powerflapjack: @Mr_Horrible ok. ok. let's back up the fun bus. EPCOT rules
 twistedsylvan: @Lord_Hosk 100%
 powerflapjack: It's insanely fun to vibe, go to different countries and drink
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 glitched_goddess: Epcot? more like Lunchcot
 Irsaan: I've never watched any Lorcana limited play - does the 2 color restriction not apply in this case?
  Juliamon: Correct
 powerflapjack: In limited, no
 Mr_Horrible: @powerflapjack y'know what, that's fair
 CrossXhunteR: mickey mouse? from kingdom hearts?
 Shadowsoflife: yes
 yog_soggoth55: definately not mt type of game
 BrowneePoints: Rapunzel is the Cleric, Belle is the Artificer, Mulan is the Fighter, Merida is the Ranger(bear companion), Queen Kida is the Paladin, Jasime is the Rogue and Tiana runs the Guildhouse
 Earthenone: !lorcana be prepared
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 Irsaan: Oh. That seems kinda weird to ignore a fundamental game concept.
 BrowneePoints: Jasmine*
 Irsaan: I get that you have to though.
 Montesque64: @BrowneePoints NGL, really wanna watch that anime
 powerflapjack: @BrowneePoints Tiana's the druid
 PharaohBender27: @Mr_Horrible Yeah, but remember, Disney actually envisioned EPCOT as what would effectively be a company town. It stands for "Experimental Prototype Community of Tomorrow."
 WardsarTheWriter: I want to see Belle Artificer very badly now.
 powerflapjack: @PharaohBender27 Yeah, I know but what it became is y'know, a big place to vibe, eat authentic foreign food and drink. a lot.
 glitched_goddess: steampunk belle when lol
SwankyFlea: ABD Illustrates has a really good video where they draw Disney Princesses as D&D characters, highly recommend watching it
 LowUpsideCJ: @WardsarTheWriter There's definitely that on a lorcana card
 Philocalist: I propose Moana or Ariel for Warlock
 BrowneePoints: @powerflapjack I THOUGHT about it, but I like her being the workhorse business savvy ex-adventurer that keeps the business afloat
 yog_soggoth55: where's OKO?
 BrowneePoints: Moana is Bard.
excalgold: @PharaohBender27 I've looked at some of the ideas for that and it genuinely felt like he was trying for an arcology type thing
 BrowneePoints: I think I like Moana as a Bard
 spicemelonge: how much more till the cap?
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 Montesque64: @BrowneePoints Whyso?
 powerflapjack: @BrowneePoints Oh yeah, I could see her revealing that she's a druid during some second act showdown setpiece
 WardsarTheWriter: Apparently I missed that one. Looks great!
 Shadowsoflife: @Philocalist Moana warlock of te fiti
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 emberBecky: yeh I dunno, Tiana didn't enjoy being a frog stuck in a swamp, I don't think she wants to be a druid
 Montesque64: @Shadowsoflife Or of the ocean
 Earthenone: steampunk belle was set 1
 Shadowsoflife: @Montesque64 Of the deep
 Montesque64: @Shadowsoflife Oooh, there we go
 PharaohBender27: @excalgold He was, but he also wanted companies to just test their products in the homes at their whim, and no retirees allowed - in short, a company town that maybe begins with a utopian vision but can quickly turn to a dystopia
 stippledotter: @loadingreadyrun just drawing soooo many brooms
 Lord_Hosk: @LoadingReadyRun And Disney Animation has been designing movies off his notes ever since. 
 Sevinon: Hearthstone was such a tempo game in the first two sets...
 LowUpsideCJ: I had a very similar read on it
 BrowneePoints: @Montesque64 She's high charisma persuader, has high tactile skillset, also the history of telling history through song/folk tales
 glitched_goddess: Ariel makes sense for warlock too, because bargain w Ursula
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 BrowneePoints: And i'm trying to find a fun arcane caster instead of "the demigod Ariel as a warlock or Sorcerer Elsa"
 powerflapjack: @glitched_goddess now i have the mental image of Wyll having to pantomime his whole subplot in BG3 and i can't stop laughing
 LowUpsideCJ: aurora as a barbarian. she's just waking up an additional degree
 Shadowsoflife: Elsa 100% a Sorcerer
 WardsarTheWriter: @powerflapjack Oh my god, that sounds amazing...
 BrowneePoints: we don't include elsa. too easy.
 BrowneePoints: never pick the low hanging fruit!
 BrowneePoints: actually wait
 BrowneePoints: Rapunzel as a healing Warlock
 Lord_Hosk: Whats in the Disney Vault?  A bunch of VHS's from the 80s and 90s, and Walt Disney's original Lorcana cards.
 powerflapjack: elsa's the Lord British of the setting
 yog_soggoth55: walt wouldn't like seeing mickey mouse die
 Mr_Horrible: but *we* would
 powerflapjack: there's a reference that proves that I should get some back medication
 glitched_goddess: Walt wouldn’t like to see a lot of things from modern times lol
 Shadowsoflife: Nala druid/fighter
 Earthenone: the whole reason sora exists is because walt dident want to watch mickey die
 hiFunko: @Lord_Hosk That TV movie with the creepy humanoid dog
  Juliamon: Do they still include Pocahontas? That's the druid.
 stippledotter: Broomshakalaka!
 hidingbox: Brooms!
 BrowneePoints: yea Rapunzel as Celestial Warlock bound to the entity that powered the Flower
 WardsarTheWriter: @Shadowsoflife Nala's suffering from that thing that happens to animorphs when they stay in animal form for too long.
 ClodiumSoride: @stippledotter flawless
 Montesque64: @Juliamon Fair point. Actually, Esmerelda possibly has the most Rogue skillset
 Chartle: ooh, bethesda has unionized
 BrowneePoints: @Juliamon I tried to stay away from Nala/Tiana/Pocahontas as Druid
 betweenmyself: Yen Sid!  That’s the guy from Kingdom Hearts! 
 MaseyFool:   cori and wheeler have been inked lol
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @BrowneePoints The flower is the patron, in the style of Flowey from Undertale 
 powerflapjack: @Juliamon I think she was never really part of the princess pantheon because of how... eeeugh Pocahontas the movie is
 PharaohBender27: @Chartle Good for them!
  Juliamon: BrowneePoints I know, but she's so deeply in touch with nature...
 Shadowsoflife: @WardsarTheWriter Oh, 100% Been in lion form to long and can't shift back
 Philocalist: Snow White could be Bard, Druid, or Ranger?
 Earthenone: turns out engines are good in limited 
 Earthenone: unlimited power
 powerflapjack: @Philocalist Snow White is the barbarian.
 hiFunko: yay star war
 megaknightro21: SWU!!!!!!!
 Spirrie: Super excited for SWU! Player and judge here if any questions
 betweenmyself: Also when will we get a Disney/Square crossover mascot racer?…  Kingdom Karts!
 BrowneePoints: also yall i wasn't trying to give ALL the princesses classes, I was trying to make a fun D&D party with a few of them
 Shadowsoflife: @powerflapjack barb?
 WardsarTheWriter: A long time ago... in a new frontier...
 Shadowsoflife: @BrowneePoints To late.
 powerflapjack: @BrowneePoints yeah but that's what happens when you start a thought experiment with twitch nerds.
 hidingbox: It’s a Star Wars!
excalgold: Mulan is a battlemaster fighter.....
  Juliamon: Oh oh oh can we count Giselle? I think she'd be a good barbarian.
 Montesque64: @powerflapjack If she's a bard, her squeaky voice gives her bonuses to sonic attacks.  Like a bat.
 BrowneePoints: wait reverse it
 BrowneePoints: Esmerelda is Rogue
 BrowneePoints: Merida is Werebear Blood Hunter
 BrowneePoints: Snow White is the Ranger
 ClodiumSoride: I see the blurry screen and now  I just start hearing the Road Quest theme song in my head.
 ClodiumSoride: or that
 BigDaddyBland87: @BrowneePoints oh but you pushed the snowball down the hill...there's no stopping it until it crashes
 powerflapjack: i post a vague question of what color identity like... Terra from FF6 is and now there's a Final Fantasy set next year
 BrowneePoints: I completely forgot about Matt Mercer's Class
 Shadowsoflife: Feel like Snow white a healer
 LowUpsideCJ: @BrowneePoints Next you'll tell me the princesses have a lot of overlap and multiple could be the same class
 powerflapjack: @Shadowsoflife she's like a chemist from FFT
 theeffohzero: I miss road quest
 powerflapjack: but she throws food at people instead
  Juliamon: I still say Rapunzel multiclasses
 theeffohzero: Good day everyone
 Shadowsoflife: @powerflapjack Yeah, that's fair
 BrowneePoints: Nah Celestial Warlock Rapunzel
 BrowneePoints: with LOTS of skills
 BrowneePoints: like she took feats on feats on feats for skill proficiencies
 BrowneePoints: wait fuck Rapunzel is the Bard
 BrowneePoints: *facedesks*
 Philocalist: Classic Bardlock
 Shadowsoflife: @LowUpsideCJ they all have bard lives of singing
 IanAllenBird: whoa, an object
 PharaohBender27: So, Wheeler had . . . popcorn?
 azninsect: 
 BrowneePoints: Eyyyy they got it!
 Chartle: Clap
 ClodiumSoride: 
 baltimore_667083: nothin but net!
 yog_soggoth55: walts cartoons were mostly non violent and he wouldn't have wanted  to have his characters murdering each other
excalgold: that was a smooth move Wheeler
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millenomi: Do Netrunner one of these nights!
 Orxolon: What!?nice
 WardsarTheWriter: @yog_soggoth55 There's no blood, so it doesn't count.
 Orxolon: 
 Lord_Hosk: @BrowneePoints REALLY REALLY? Snow white is your ranger?  Nor Merida the one who is specifically created in lore to be a hunter and woodswoman?
 Shadowsoflife: @yog_soggoth55 the disney version yeah
 malfnord: @yog_soggoth55 Unless of course they unionized
 baltimore_667083: !box
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 powerflapjack: @Lord_Hosk i prefer my joke of merida being the rogue because archery and everyone forgets about brave so she goes unnoticed
 baltimore_667083: @LRRbot i have many questions
 BrowneePoints: @Lord_Hosk I remembered Blood Hunter exists so yes, Merida is a Blood Hunter with the Lycantrhopy Subclass-Werebear
 Orxolon: !sir
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 DirectorStephanie: 
 Shadowsoflife: @Lord_Hosk Merida a blood hunter
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/FaintSquareBananaKappa-GLQWS3SUtkw0232b
 PharaohBender27: @DirectorStephanie 
 powerflapjack: which. one. is. the. paladin.
 BrowneePoints: Queen Kida
 Orxolon: I want to play Mérida
 BrowneePoints: Specifically Oath of the Ancients I think
 megaknightro21: The new set of SWU is awesome, took third in my release weekend tournament With Bossk!
 IaCthulhuFthagn: What class is Leia?
 DirectorStephanie: @PharaohBender27 
 Shadowsoflife: @BrowneePoints Oh Yeah
 AtrusOfMyst: Yeah set 1 and 2 have been a blast
 powerflapjack: @IaCthulhuFthagn Rogue but with heavy charisma skills
 BrowneePoints: the Princesses are a certain subset
 BrowneePoints: afaik Leia is not part of the Princess Line
 powerflapjack: Oh no, she's not officially A Princess
 iris_of_ether: Apologize for Buzzfeed but https://www.buzzfeed.com/andyneuenschwander/this-artist-drew-disney-princesses-as-armored-warr
 powerflapjack: Disney usually makes a big deal when they introduce a new princess
 powerflapjack: Or retroactively add one
 BrowneePoints: Plus there's a Star Wars TTRPG in which she's literally one of the Job Archetypes
 BrowneePoints: so Leia will not be included in this
 powerflapjack: lmao
 ShaneLeeAtk: !bgc
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 powerflapjack: "Leia has an Actual Job. She's fine"
 megaknightro21: Leia has a unit and leader card in set 1, but not set 2
 BigDaddyBland87: I give it 10 years and Leia officially joins the club
 powerflapjack: @megaknightro21 Leia's not a focus in this set, she probably won't be in the next one
amyg87:   
 Irsaan:  
 BrowneePoints: @powerflapjack so I should explain how Edge of the Empire Works
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @BrowneePoints You have made your point. So what about Eilonwy, what class is she?
 Lord_Hosk: Leia is our Princess, our General, our Senator, our leader, Our Jedi, our hero who is above all. If anyone else gets a 10 in any catagory Leia gets an 11 its just the rules of the universe, I don't write them.\
Justin_Bailey: @BrowneePoints not sure if this counts, but Vanellope von Schweetz (Wreck-I
 BrowneePoints: Vanellope is not included on account of that god awful sequel
 BrowneePoints: and abandoning her best friend and family
  Juliamon: look, that sequel never happened
Justin_Bailey: It Ralph) as a wild magic user?
 powerflapjack: @BrowneePoints y'know what, fair
 ClodiumSoride: Does/will SWU draw from Extended Universe stuff, or only from currently "canonical" Star Wars?
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  Juliamon: Sequels don't count
 powerflapjack: @ClodiumSoride Just current canon I believe
 hiFunko: @ClodiumSoride Technically they can draw from Legends, they're allowed to, but they haven't really so far
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 amyg87: @Irsaan Thanks for the gift sub!
 powerflapjack: They also won't really need to for a bit unless they really want to do Yuuzhan Vong kindred for some godawful reason
 ClodiumSoride: @powerflapjack @hiFunko Thanks. I suppose they have many sets to go before they exhaust the core stuff.
 Irsaan: 
 hiFunko: I would love for them to do a pure Legends set and get real weird with it
 hiFunko: but yeah it'll be a while, if ever
 BrowneePoints: Yknow what, maybe I should write these down and make premade sheets for them to run a "disney princess" one shot or post them in lrrcord to be used as they wish sometime
 megaknightro21: The next set for SWU is the 'Twilight of the Republic' so the end of the clone wars
Mike Sugarbaker: A NetRunner night would be sick
 powerflapjack: @hiFunko Ysanne Isard would rule as a control leader
 ClodiumSoride: I want a L3-37 leader. If they make that, I'll have to play the game and make a droids deck.
 Boomyakalolo: 
 Spirrie: I’m waiting for my Jawa leader
 Boomyakalolo: 
 megaknightro21: waiting for ewok tribal
 powerflapjack: Honestly, my dream is Rogue/Wraith Squadron typal
 Spirrie: We got Wookiees this set!
 powerflapjack: because I lived for those books as a kid
 hiFunko: Space Leaders are set 4, I believe
 hiFunko: so that's probably when the squadrons will be a whole thing
 powerflapjack: @hiFunko (vibrates excitedly)
 yog_soggoth55: a gomorrian leader would hog the spot light
 powerflapjack: wedge wedge wedge wedge
 Spirrie: We only officially know of 2 cards from set 3 for the farthest out info
 ClodiumSoride: Oh, there is an L3-37 card, but just as a unit.
 Lord_Hosk: Wedge is fine... But we all know Biggs is better
 WardsarTheWriter: -Rogue squadron music plays in my head-
 powerflapjack: @yog_soggoth55 you take that back, piggy is the best wraith. dude carried around a whole ass X-Wing cannon around as a gun
 hiFunko: I'm getting in early with my custom Rogue Squadron box art playmat, gonna come up big next year
 BigDaddyBland87: @Lord_Hosk And Porkins is the best
 Irsaan: Hosk out here spitting facts
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 powerflapjack: I mean Wedge himself said that Biggs and Porkins were better pilots than he was at that point. The only thing that saved him at Yavin was luck
 hiFunko: I should reread all those Xwing books again, I wonder if they hold up
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 powerflapjack: @hiFunko They do. I reread them like... this last year
 hiFunko: I'm currently rereading the Zahn trilogy which has been mixed, but overall good
 PharaohBender27: Chat, if my math is right, we will see at least 20 minutes of forklift racing
excalgold: @powerflapjack Ahem: Yub Yub Commanders
 hiFunko: lol I forgot about that
 powerflapjack: @excalgold i'm going to get you janson...
 yog_soggoth55: what do gomorrians use to write letters home? PIG PENS
 Lord_Hosk: @hiFunko I seem to recall that half of them do.  They were written by two authors, and I think one set is really good and the other set is a lot of pilots making out.
 Irsaan: @PharaohBender27 Now THAT'S podracing
 hiFunko: I like the Stackpole ones yeah
 powerflapjack: The Stackpole ones are very good, the Allston ones are very funny
 hiFunko: I vibed with the scenes that were clearly Xwing and Tie Fighter game missions transposed to a book
 SnackPak_: so casual here on the break screen
 powerflapjack: Like, genuinely funny, Allston had a good head for writing Janson and Wedge bouncing off each other
 mwlsn: We talking X Wing novels? They were all good but I loved the Allston ones as a teenager
excalgold: @Lord_Hosk i tend to include both I, Jedi and Mercy Kill in the X-Wing list....i THINK I, Jedi comes before Adumar and Mercy Kill is after
  Sarah_Serinde: @PharaohBender27 Yeah I think we're 5.5 hours away from the cap, which adds up
 Malkmaven1176: I've been waiting all week for this
 hiFunko: let's goooooooooooo
 TheAinMAP: Hello.
 BrowneePoints: 3 Gingers: One Studio C
excalgold: and Mercy Kill is the last Wraith Squadron book too, hello !
  Juliamon: barin' them soles
 Sibwow: the mnm tcg
goatprince: if only i were there to complete the pale drew
MaddogM: A Pale Ale?
 Irsaan: they're just like us fr fr
 theeffohzero: Hi Bens and jordynne
 Lord_Hosk: I Jedi Is probably the best book in the whole EU
 ElementalAlchemist: yap!
goatprince: *crew
 Spirrie: Building SWU decks while watching SWU? Friday is truly for the gamers
 WardsarTheWriter: Pre-game podcast?
 HorusFive: My question- does that bit-tracker go up to 7 figures?
 hiFunko: Draft in SWU is sick
 Earthenone: can we pipe in some jizz?
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 mrverbal: you are playing starwars unlimited limited?
 LariatWest: welcome to the pregame podcast portion of the show
 azninsect: Oh hey Let's Yap!
 Spirrie: SWU draft is super good
 lordofkatz: Drafting is soooo much fun!
 BrowneePoints: I Jedi is one of the best books in the whole EU. but I can't definitively say it's the best
 malfnord: @HorusFive One way to find out
 megaknightro21: SWU draft is the best!!
 powerflapjack: @Lord_Hosk The most re-readable books for me were Bacta War and Starfighters of Adumar
 jchinnock: make sure to pick the Teal’c and O’niel cards!
 SeaDiegoFC: Oh shit I got back just in time for Star Wars! I have the Spark of the Rebellion intro decks still unused as I need to convince my magic playgroup still
  Juliamon: Lewd...
 Spirrie: SWU Judge here if you have any questions!
 hiFunko: Yeah I'm excited to check out the scene at Gauntlet when I get back to Vic
 AtrusOfMyst: Somebody call Xander at Fantasy Flight Games
 Lord_Hosk: @jchinnock Zaathrus is OP in this set
 SeaDiegoFC: Mondays? Damn. I'd take the ferry across to Victoria if it wasn't a work night
 pipshardfour: Really excited for LRRs first SWU draft!
 powerflapjack: If I was in a bad place, I just cracked Adumar, read through the wacky antics and was in a better place
super_ashura: I refer to that phenomenon as the "Curse of the LGS Employee"
 hiFunko: It has a few clients at this point yeah
 BrowneePoints: RIP Pixelborn
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 hiFunko: and Tabletop Sim support
 Fyurios: Disney is evil after all
 Spirrie: ForceTable good, but Larabast unfortunately has bad rules
 Spirrie: *Karabast
 maestrith: Pay...purr?
 powerflapjack: @Fyurios (tap tap tap) they're both disney
excalgold: @powerflapjack same here, Adumar helped me a lot with...situations
 SeaDiegoFC: Star Wars is only technically Disney
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WOWp
 Thefluffiestguineapig: They tried to fire you for selling commander at an LGS?
 BrowneePoints: Giancarlo
 BrowneePoints: Esposito
 pipshardfour: I want to see the baby
 jacqui_lantern234: wow, sounds like a fun place, Jordynne  (/sarcasm)
 Mr_Horrible: Giancarlo?
 Sibwow: hes great all the time
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, from clone wars
 powerflapjack: @excalgold "Wedge, just promise me that we're not going to be wearing women's clothes" "we're not going to be wearing women's clothing"
 Earthenone: i think the darksaber is the chase care
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The cartoon
 Earthenone: card
 SeaDiegoFC: Man, first season of Mando was peak
 WardsarTheWriter: Gustavo Fring vs. The Viper
 pipshardfour: smart ben
 Malkmaven1176: Star Wars Unlimited draft play is so cool, I can't wait to see the LRR crew try it out
 hiFunko: Smuggle, Capture, and Bounties
 BrowneePoints: Smuggle is Morph
 BrowneePoints: I think
excalgold: @powerflapjack that was such an A-Team moment with the smash cut
 pipshardfour: Smuggle, Capture
 Earthenone: smuggle is morph for lands
 powerflapjack: @powerflapjack (chapter break) "You lied to me"
 Mr_Horrible:  -gle
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Does reading the card explain the card?
 hiFunko: @Thefluffiestguineapig In some but not all cases
 Earthenone: also bounties are a "thing"
 Spirrie: You can play Smuggle cards from resource zone, Capture is exile until leaves, Bounty is opponent gets reward when defeated or captured
 SeaDiegoFC: Are bounties bad? I remember people speculating that but they seemed fun in theory
 pipshardfour: Yay paper packs!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @hifunko Oh yeah, sometimes the “true” meaning is utter nonsense
 Spirrie: If you have the setup, it’s very good
 lordofkatz: Ben, have you seen Andor?
 PharaohBender27: 
 hidingbox: Please do not eat the delicious wrapping
 hiFunko: Yeah they finally updated the weekly Organized Play packs to be paper too, not plastic. so it's now a 100% paper pack game
 BrowneePoints: Yea for Ben and Wheeler Smuggle is like Morph from your Resources Row
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hell yeah! Not plastic!
 SeaDiegoFC: Someone get Tappy to eat the packaging
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 until_may: the big 90
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 niccus: how does it taste
 megaknightro21: best part of SWU it is all paper products, the boosters, and OP packs now too
 AtrusOfMyst: It will degrade, no need to pick it up 
 pipshardfour: ORANGE?!?
 62MGcobra: ^
 powerflapjack: @pipshardfour ben-ben may need to clean his glasses
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, wanted to stop in and feel like a human before going back to my continued baffling lack of fall financial aide offer, be back later!
 Lord_Hosk: very crinkly
 pipshardfour: yellow 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: also how many hours left to cap?
excalgold: Din DjarBen and Moff GidWheeler ? nah that doesnt work sorry
 Earthenone: manalorian seems to look like u/w heroic in theroes based on only seeing that card
 powerflapjack: @excalgold The Bendalorian and Moff Wheeler
 djalternative: all your base are belong to chat
WanderingOmen: big gideon
 hiFunko: HE'S SO BIG
 WardsarTheWriter: I forgot how looking at this playmat makes me feel like I'm going to fall into it.
 Spirrie: Non copyrighted exhaust
 pipshardfour: @powerflapjack Oh that's good
 djalternative: Moff Chad
 emberBecky: @Thefluffiestguineapig I think about 5.5?
 yog_soggoth55: exhaust? you can get tired of this game really fast?
 hiFunko: Makes littles bigger
 Earthenone: ohh he is a wenies deck
 pipshardfour: Love weenies
 dumbo3k: Oh hey Funko! we got our resident SWU expert here!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, 5.5 is achievable! Also when is delicious pork time?
 Spirrie: Moff Gideon with Cloud Riders and Enfys Nest at prerelease was very silly
 hiFunko: More tempo but yeah in this matchup control for sure
 djalternative: Oh. So this is a blue player's dream
 pipshardfour: For sure Wheeler
 Irsaan: I've yet to try SWU but it seems neat.
 AtrusOfMyst: I like the action based system
 hiFunko: There's now 36 leaders with set 1/2
voren_chalco: I like the look of this, but I can't justify it when I have so much of Fantasy Flight's last SW card game that never gets played.
 BrowneePoints: Yea Twilight of the Republic comes out Q4
 Spirrie: Yeah, hard control is just mill
 hiFunko: and 36 x 4 combinations of leader/base
 62MGcobra: play as fast as playing spit
 Raincoast_Bear: Howdy LRR Bens. May the Force be with You, Always.
 Irsaan: Wow, Wheeler winning yet another die roll
 pipshardfour: Don't resource that one Wheeler
 BrowneePoints: We also just appreciate seein ya around! 
 Lord_Hosk: There was something interesting happening with set one.  Because you couldn't get the cards.  People were building around what they could get.  So lots of variety happened. The two deck meta didn't happen because it couldn't the cards weren't available for it to happen.
 Earthenone: remember you can shuffle all 6 back and draw a new 6 as its muligan system
 BrowneePoints: !subathon
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 Raincoast_Bear: Hi hiFunko! How are thing in the Southern hemisphere?
 emberBecky: @Thefluffiestguineapig iirc Ian said 8am is when pork's ready, but that's Fork Lift time so I assume it'll be served during finale? We're funded through 8:30am right now I think.
 Earthenone: treatza pizza was discussed
 Simonark: Under six hours to cap.
 miniMacGuru: What is the cap/cut-off time again?
 hiFunko: Very cold, but good ty!
 Earthenone: cap time is 2pm saturday
 BrowneePoints: Are you gonna fill the water Balloons with food coloring?
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 62MGcobra: !time
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 djalternative: Who is currently bad at golf?
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 pipshardfour: Ben keep the child
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 BrowneePoints: "I would like to see the Baby"
 Earthenone: a draw engine!
 KWardJenx: You had me at soaking James.
 pipshardfour: @BrowneePoints exactly
 emberBecky: i heard "drop" water balloons on James which is similar but different in important ways.
 goombalax: more like doctor Perishing-as-soon-as-Ben-attacks
 Malkmaven1176: The doc can target himself with his action
 Earthenone: for the rules experts in chat, is the doctor itself a friendly unit?
 e_bloc:   
 BrowneePoints: I WOULD LIKE
 BrowneePoints: TO SEE THE BABY
 lordofkatz: 2750 May the Force be with You
 Spirrie: @earthenone Yes!
 Earthenone: a tapper and a draw engine, these decks are off to a great start
 hiFunko: Units come in exhausted remember, not that it matters for T1
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 hiFunko: Replaces
 pipshardfour: One unique unit out on your side at a time
 lordofkatz: Only one of each uniquely named unit
 megaknightro21: can only have one unique at a time
 Spirrie: Immediately one is defeated, then triggers occur
 hiFunko: if it has the diamond you have to defeat one when you play it, but when played/defeated abilities still resolve
 Earthenone: you wouldent recorce a baby would you?
Mike Sugarbaker: Fortunately SWU is barely different from Lorcana
 goombalax: If you play 2 legends your deck is no longer canon
 00gogo00: maybe this is a silly question, but why do the people using bits not use the bit effects (I guess twitch calls them "power-ups")?
 hvhTim: i told the games rules manager to come watch but he's busy lol
 hiFunko: Units do have summoning sickness (enter play exhausted, unless stated otherwise)
 Earthenone: the power ups dont count
 Earthenone: for the subathon
 CaptainChibale: powerups dn't count towards the subathon total
 hidingbox: @goombalax What if they are different versions from the different timelines?
 00gogo00: ah
 00gogo00: that makes sense
 Spirrie: @hvhtim Ryan Serrano?
 00gogo00: and is silly
 hvhTim: @Spirrie yes lol
 goombalax: @hidingbox then its a force flashback and its Disney approved
 pipshardfour: it's fantastic
 Irsaan: What is this, Florida?
 62MGcobra: it's 50 years old
  SmithKurosaki: Weird seeing a new Star Wars card game. Ive only seen the like 90s/00s ones
 BigDaddyBland87: Grogu gonna shoot some fools
DaxStrife: Insert TomSka: "Baby! With a gun!"
 e_bloc: baby's got a gun
 Spirrie: You can attack whatever (unless there’s a sentinel in the same arena)
 jchinnock: Baby used Castle Doctrine
Shaudius: I missed the lorcana?
 Earthenone: i just had this problem last of my game nights, we did star wars followed by lorcana 
 Malkmaven1176: Could have tapped the doc
 Earthenone: its hp 4 or less on the tappy
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 hiFunko: Yeah the token art is new in set 2
excalgold: ah the outland TIE, the one withthe folding wings and tiny landing gear
 pipshardfour: that playmat looks good on screen
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 e_bloc: #blameJames
 Simonark: 5 hours to cap?
 PharaohBender27: Chat, we've funded to around AM Moonbase time tomorrow!
 Spirrie: Large baby
 dumbo3k: I was about to ask if the playmat was actually there, or green screened like when they were doing that starfighter table top game. But then I realized they wouldn't be able to see the battle zones xD
 Earthenone: ahh wheeler pre sided 
 WardsarTheWriter: MAN-DO!
excalgold: Karga/Carl Weathers was great in that show
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 BigDaddyBland87: RIP Carl Weathers
 hiFunko: draw two Ben
 CaptainChibale: what does taking the initiative do mechanically?
 mrverbal: did ben draw 2?
 mrverbal: @CaptainChibale it makes you go first in the next turn
 iris_of_ether: Dr Pepper is up there
 goombalax: coke for sure
 thmanwithnoname: sprite, IMOP
 megaknightro21: @CaptainChibale initiative determines who goes first
 CaptainChibale: ah
It's Just J: lol weiners
Mike Sugarbaker: rip grogu
 Simonark: Vernor’s Soda
 megaknightro21: it can change round to round
 CaptainChibale: that kind of initiative XD
 pipshardfour: I know there was this discussion last time but SWU we count health up. I know it's tough because the starting life total can vary
 Kentosaurus: the art is sweet in this game
 hiFunko: The Death Trooper effect resolves completely first
 megaknightro21: Wheeker has priority since it is his trigger
 lordofkatz: Ben will not, because the creature will dies first
 megaknightro21: wheeler*
 62MGcobra: 
excalgold: Hello yes what is the question?
 Spirrie: The original effect has to resolve completely before the Bounty
 hiFunko: Grogu comes in exhausted
excalgold: oooh i wonder if the Snow trooper Lieutenant is the one that got grabbed by the Wampa 
   LoadingReadyRun: @pipshardfour right, I should add a small number for the target health value
 Spirrie: For starters decks, it’s always been 30
TheDexterKennedy subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 64 months!
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 HorusFive: Wait, are we the baddies?
 hiFunko: Yeah starters are both 30, it's only the rare bases that are 25 and there aren't any rare bases in set 2
 ElementalAlchemist: it's Ready, then Steady, then Go
 megaknightro21: draw, resource then ready
 Spirrie: Draw, resource, ready
 yog_soggoth55: ss in ww2 supposedly killed infants
 Spirrie: Or DDR (draw, down, ready)
 goombalax: its early season
 hiFunko: Grogu's art also has the wrong amount of fingers
 Krillin_fan: you can give him mandalorian!
 jacqui_lantern234: Jordynne, youre flawless, youre NEVER The Problem (tm)
 megaknightro21: everything enters exhausted unless otherwise stated
Cptasparagus: IT?
 Spirrie: Funnily enough, there’s an upgrade that gives the Mando tag with Grogu in the art
 hiFunko: He only has 3 fingers
 Spirrie: Grogu fingers was a controversy
 Krillin_fan: Fingers make the best controversy
  Juliamon: it's fine, it's just AI Grogu
 AtrusOfMyst: This grogu are Thalia
 AtrusOfMyst: Are*
 Sibwow: ate
 dumbo3k: "Why did you get fired from your last job?" I drew Grogu with the wrong number of fingers
 Spirrie: People were very upset in the dev streams after Grogu art was shown
 AtrusOfMyst: Yes
 hiFunko: thankfully there is no AI art in this game, to my knowlege
 AtrusOfMyst: Ate*
 goombalax: they just wanted him to be incapable of flipping the bird
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 Spirrie: The full value Tagge!
 hiFunko: yeah no foils in the starter decks
Grinnin_Gin: I always pronounced it in my head as 'General Tag'
 wontedfive30282: What does experience do?
 Spirrie: Gives +1/+1
 wontedfive30282: Thanks
Grinnin_Gin: wheeler ripped the last of my childlike wonder from my head with the psychic damage from that pronunciation
 hiFunko: I believe the correct pronounciation is Tag yeah
 dumbo3k: @Grinnin_Gin I like it being a soft G, like General Taj
Haroldholmes25: not the baby 
 Krillin_fan: Hello police, yes this man right here
 Spirrie: Blood is on your hands, Wheeler
 goombalax: is grogu a milkshake duck?
 lordofkatz: Experience tokens are also upgrades, so they can be defeated with abilities that destroy upgrades
Grinnin_Gin: all I can say in response to wheeler's pronunciation is 'yeah, this will be a thing'
 hiFunko: Yeah shields are upgrades too
 megaknightro21: I have Spoken
 Lord_Hosk: https://i.imgur.com/ZMtyWK6.gif
Grinnin_Gin: he's resourcing over here
 Spirrie: Exhaust that Kuil!
 dumbo3k: @Lord_Hosk Who gave the Babby an assassin droid crib?!
 ontario_watson: I mean, he’s canonically 50, so he’s what, Gen X?
 josh___something: Is that his bloomburrow fursona?
 hiFunko: yeah Kuil comes in exhausted, but Moff Gideon doesn't
MaddogM: Is moff Gidion Chad?
 goombalax: @dumbo3k Carl Weathers
 megaknightro21: leaders enter play ready
 PharaohBender27: @dumbo3k Adult Yoda?
Grinnin_Gin: man I can't believe that Gus Fring is coming for the Rebel Alliance
 hiFunko: Yeah he's playing it right, it's just for the game state
   LoadingReadyRun: Vambrace Grappleshot sounds like a Star Wars character name
 wichoman777: Everyone I'm taking a break from this essay! I need one more page!! It's nice knowing that there are many good people out there. See you all in a few!
 Spirrie: I can’t wait until we get a Jizz Wailer card
 PharaohBender27: @wichoman777 
 hiFunko: Nope it was exactsies
 WardsarTheWriter: @LoadingReadyRun You are absolutely correct, and that makes me both laugh and cry.
Haroldholmes25: tapped yes
 pipshardfour: Yes it does goes back exhausted
 hiFunko: yes leader goes back exhausted on defeat
 megaknightro21: leader returns exxhausted
 Spirrie: Yes, goes back to leader zone exhausted
Grinnin_Gin: its Vappleshot Grambrace in the original mandalorian
 lordofkatz: @loadingreadyrun so does Jorbynnes Blorbos
 ElementalAlchemist: no one ever bothers with the righttenant
Grinnin_Gin: Mandalorian Warrior with the big Skeleton Archer energy
 pipshardfour: Yes it does
 hiFunko: That includes himself
Grinnin_Gin: "Name? Mandalorian Warrior. Occupation? Mandalorian Warrior."
 hiFunko: "other friendly" would exclude himself
 BusTed: 🙂
 northos: wotc take note 
 ElementalAlchemist: "Pot of Grief allows me to..."
 Spirrie: He would count if it didn’t have the 3 or less restriction
 jchinnock: and then baby you got a stew honing!
Ohpea converted from a Prime sub to a Tier 1 sub!
  Simriel: He was a fantastic character
  Hbomb & Friends: Jordynne looks unimpressed.
  Simriel: So he searches his library for a basic land?
 ButterBall000: Would LRR be open to playing the old Decipher Star Trek and/or Star Wars games?
Sunidesus subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 55 months!
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 Pywodwagon: currently playing a legacy challenge, match 1 and 2 were both against rescaminator, I hate this deck
 MrMatternot: How many games have they played so far?
 megaknightro21: @MrMatternot just 1
 hiFunko: Yeah this is game 2
 Sibwow: yeah people should be on high tide instead
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 Strebenherz: It took me a moment to realize grief is an actual card
 yog_soggoth55: <message deleted>americans only like card games that have TRUMP in them
 jacqui_lantern234: @Sibwow not much, whats high tide with you? 
 Sibwow: 
 AtrusOfMyst: I love spicy ginger ale/ beer
 sounderfan84: speaking of ginger ale the cherry favor ginger ale is great
Grinnin_Gin: thanks to the mods for working so hard deleting bad messages from orbit
  Juliamon: no current politics in here please
 Sunidesus: I've almost always had to ask for the can
 miniMacGuru: I need to find a local store that carries Blenheim ginger ale. I love the burn, but my one store stopped carrying it.
 MrMatternot: The Stardew Valley Cookbook has a good recipe for ginger ale.
Cptasparagus: oh wow the two gingers love ginger ale big surprise 
 Spirrie: My flight came around with a 2 liter bottle to pour into cuos
 jacqui_lantern234: dangit, now i want a good can of ginger ale
MaddogM: Often I get given the can and a cup, get given the choice
 hiFunko: I get mad if they don't have a power port
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @Grinnin_Gin The mods are in orbit? What a choice.
Grinnin_Gin: there are no good cans of ginger ale
 niccus: yall hear about the fad of raw-dogging flights
 WardsarTheWriter: @IaCthulhuFthagn They are fully armed and operational battlestations!
 malfnord: @IaCthulhuFthagn All the better to rain death down upon wrongdoers
 PharaohBender27: Damn feeling called out (I usually ask for ginger ale. Though last time I flew in May, I didn't ask for anything because I was masking and it was the first time I'd flown since pre-pandemic. And it was like an hour each way)
 betweenmyself: If you ask politely they are federally mandated to drop your oxygen mask down for you so you can always be well-oxygenated. 
 jacqui_lantern234: @Grinnin_Gin true! they range from stellar to flawless
Spades_Slicc: @niccus what does this mean?
  Juliamon: hiFunko I've never been in a plane with ports that actually worked
 Kentosaurus: tomato juice on a plane is amazing.
 Sibwow: make a mimosa in your mouth
 niccus: you take the flight with no entertainment or snacks
 Krillin_fan: doesn't everything taste different on a a plane?
 IaCthulhuFthagn: In orbit.
 jacqui_lantern234: @Kentosaurus tomato juice is amazing. full stop.
 Sunidesus: For some reason I usually crave apple juice when flying
 Lord_Hosk: @Krillin_fan it does
 MrMatternot: @Spades_Slicc No electronic media.
Spades_Slicc: book
Haroldholmes25: beach boy is correct
Grinnin_Gin: @Krillin_fan I ask for earphones and consume them while looking directly at the person sitting next to me
 micalovits: Sure looks like a beachy boi to me
 niccus: well ok apparently they allow for staring at the flight progress screen
 malfnord: @IaCthulhuFthagn Mods are magic, just roll with it
 SnackPak_: 
Haroldholmes25: exhausted in ground lane just like brian wilson did
 Krillin_fan: @Grinnin_Gin a great source of...iron?
 DaSunao: Excuse me?
 iPoding: Got my Skaventide box, so that's my weekend plans.  assemble mini's and watch the PPR
 Grevas13: words have meaning
 jacqui_lantern234: nonono, let Jordynne cook
 Sibwow: not in 15 years
 MrMatternot: Wheeler, learn to monotask.
 Pywodwagon: Don't gaslight Jordynne, shes right here
 Sibwow: chats always on your side jordynne
 WardsarTheWriter: Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss, Rawdog
 josh___something: XD
 Sibwow: turboshit
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Chat doesn't take sides, we play sides out against each other.
 Sibwow: you gotta poop as fast as possible without straining your colon
 hiFunko: Back of the experience token should be shield toknes
  Juliamon: poop n run, like a cat
Grumpel: I love Lorcana soo much
 jacqui_lantern234: @Sibwow as taught by Sonic, gotta shit fast......... nope, hate that
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Like in Yojimbo.
Haroldholmes25: the starter deck tokens are double sided if you've got those
 megaknightro21: prevent the next amount of damage
 RockPusher: If you mono-task while pooping then when will you shitpost?
 Sibwow: sonic would never rawdog taking a dump hed chili cheese dog it
 PharaohBender27: And now we know why that bag was on the table 
 lordofkatz: Shield is the next source of damage. Doesn't prevent defeated (destroy) effects
Grinnin_Gin: @RockPusher when you pee, duh
 ClodiumSoride: I find it funny that they put the counters under the card so it's impossible to read the acutally important parts of them.
 jacqui_lantern234: @Sibwow SIB IM CACKLING XD
 betweenmyself: just gotta form an area of negative pressure into which you evacuate your bowels in the interest of reducing strain.
 AtrusOfMyst: Lana Del Rey Skywalker
 Sibwow: @AtrusOfMyst lana del rey palpatine
Grinnin_Gin: this is what the empire vs rebellion looks like without plot armor
 pipshardfour: But he only has 3 of those cards
 jacqui_lantern234: @Sibwow and her pal, lana del rey friendpatine
Haroldholmes25: I know exactly which card wheeler has 
 Sunidesus: Peanut Butter M&Ms are best M&Ms
 Sibwow: blue, green, orange
 protojman: PB yee
 Morrigan9: red, blue, brown?
goatprince: racinettes far superior
Grinnin_Gin: wheeler is Glup Shittoing all over ben right now
 SnackPak_: 
 djalternative: red, green, and blue
 Kentosaurus: @Sunidesus correct
 jacqui_lantern234:  wheeler
 LowUpsideCJ: Peanut butter is top 5 candy overall for me
Haroldholmes25: glad sibwow understood the assignment
 Mr_Horrible: I'm a sucker for the crispy ones
 dm818: there are mini peanut butter
 iPoding: Crispy M&Ms
 ClodiumSoride: caramel M&Ms are surprisingly unpleasant
 rosesmcgee: There are jumbo peanuts
 Krillin_fan: skittles are the shiny pokemon of mnms
 lordofkatz: As someone with a nut allergy: minis all day
 MrSarkhan: peanut butter M&Ms are the best
 emberBecky: daring but true
Cptasparagus: we get it you're lesbian
 WardsarTheWriter: That's just spinning out of control...
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Shadowsoflife: Reees's pieces
Grinnin_Gin: peanut M&Ms are disgusting tbh
 jacqui_lantern234: @ClodiumSoride so am i yet yall seem to put up with me 
 hiFunko: yikes
 hiFunko: Ben is filtering all those units right outta there
 Krillin_fan: agent of bolas is such a good magic card!
 BrowneePoints: I have a big weakness to peanut butter M&Ms
 BusTed: Peanut M&Ms, Peanut Butter M&Ms, Canadian Smarties
Grinnin_Gin: fight me wheeler
 goombalax: the caramel ones are decadent
 PharaohBender27: @Grinnin_Gin WHAT
 OmnipotentTrevor: @Sunidesus For the longest time, I thought Peanut M&Ms were the best. Then I tried brownie M&Ms
 hiFunko: Yep at 5
 Sibwow: peanut mnms are great, caramel and pretzel also very good
 hiFunko: He's the weenie king
 HiCallMeRusty: Have we maxed out the subathon clock?
 MrMatternot: No muffin score? Who won the last game?
 micalovits: Sure won't gift subs to people who are so wrong
 Sibwow: chocolate skittles are terrible
excalgold: I enjoy Reeses pieces and cookie dough bites....
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 jetpixi: sup
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Grinnin_Gin: In gladiator wheeler
 Sibwow: they were around for like a summer 15 years ago
 BusTed: 
 megaknightro21: Wheeler won game 1
 betweenmyself: the best M&M’s is fun size Snickers bars 
 Shadowsoflife: @HiCallMeRusty don't think so
 PharaohBender27: @Sibwow ... That's a thing? They sure sound terrible
 Mr_Horrible: Sibwow oh jeez, I had forgotten those dark times
 MrMatternot: @megaknightro21 Thank You.
 Sibwow: they were so profoundly evil
 Simonark: Technical point… is anything in a Spencer’s Gifts “special”?
 Mr_Horrible: real "What were they thinking" hours
Grinnin_Gin: @Simonark the real gift is the overworked and under appreciated store workers
 betweenmyself: @sibwow chocolate Pez was a terrible mistake
 Mr_Horrible: holy shit, I don't think that's ever happened before
 Sibwow: thank you kind and just jordynne
  Juliamon: I can't say I've gone into one in the last... 20 years
 Mr_Horrible: IDK how to react to this development
 PharaohBender27: @Mr_Horrible "The kids like Skittles. The kids like chocolate. Why not combine the two?" And no one did any thinking or testing after that
 Simonark: I’m more “Magical” but I’ll take it, with thanks.
goatprince: jordynne's a kind of just god
 Malkmaven1176: 
 ImmortalLen: no, there's one in every mall in Texas
 AtrusOfMyst: I could crush a bag of peanut m&ms
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Shadowsoflife: @betweenmyself There are chocolate pez?
 Mr_Horrible: @PharaohBender27 "Reese's Cups can't hog all the combinatory glory, we can do this too!" - sentences uttered moments before disaster
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Grinnin_Gin: the razorcrest, aka the mandalorian schoolbus
 WardsarTheWriter: Razor Crest is cool, but it's no Jaster's Legacy.
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @AtrusOfMyst So could I, with a hydraulic press, to make throwing them in the garbage more space efficient.
Haroldholmes25: does the ship get buffed off moff?
 betweenmyself: @shadowsoflife there were at least at one point.  If there’s any justice in the universe they will have stopped making them.
 Sunidesus: These were the USian version of Skittles? So chewy fruity thing but with chocolate? I don't understand how anyone thought that was a good idea
 Krillin_fan: Snuggle cost
 hiFunko: Yeah smuggle is great
 Shadowsoflife: @betweenmyself Weird
 AtrusOfMyst: I love it when Pedro Pascal gets deployed
Haroldholmes25: smuggle is great
 megaknightro21: smuggle is a great new mechanic
 hiFunko: That's one of the 3 big new mechanics this set
  Juliamon: Bad candy choices are made yearly. Just... not usually so drastic.
 hiFunko: The shoretrooper is bigger now
 hiFunko: because of resources
 Malkmaven1176: And the card you smuggle in can be used to pay its own cost
 hiFunko: Yeah you can tap smuggle cards to pay for themselves
  Juliamon: Jalepeno M&Ms were another mistake
 betweenmyself: @shadowsoflife Chocolate Pez https://www.snyderscandy.com/cdn/shop/products/pez_chocolate_1200x.jpg?v=1571709187
 PharaohBender27: @Juliamon I'm sorry WHAT
 IaCthulhuFthagn: How about the chili Skittles?
 micalovits: I need to try that
 Mr_Horrible: @Juliamon I'm gonna be upset to learn these were real, aren't I?
  Juliamon: they were real, yes
Grinnin_Gin: blessed jordynne
 WardsarTheWriter: Sounds like a LRL segment.
 Mr_Horrible: She's spittin'
  Juliamon: 2016
 Sunidesus: OK, Jalapeno M&Ms def wouldn't be for me, but I can see the logic, chili & chocolate are a frequent combo
 jacqui_lantern234: Jalapeno M&M's, but to the tune of Alexander Hamilton
  Juliamon: we made a LOT of mistakes in 2016
 MrSarkhan: Jordynne is correct
 malfnord: I could get behind jalapeno M&Ms. Chile and chocolate go well together
Grinnin_Gin: give me caramel and chocolate or pretzel and chocolate
Haroldholmes25: nice
 Shadowsoflife: @betweenmyself but why?
 AdamYMHMI: Coconut flavor is good, dried coconut is awful
Grinnin_Gin: the only problem with pretzel M&Ms is that they can give you wicked heartburn
 sagaspace5: Tres Leches for me
 Mr_Horrible: @malfnord they do, but does it necessarily follow that jalapeno and M&M would go well together, is the question
 betweenmyself: @shadowsoflife to be clear, they were made from the same chalky material as normal Pez
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Double-track drifting in the nineties, if you please.
 WardsarTheWriter: All I can remember in 2016 was Pokemon Go. Everything else has been forgotten. Probably because of all the mistakes.
 Shadowsoflife: @betweenmyself That's what I though with the chocolate favored on the box
 ogier300: Wheelers deck is so aggro.
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @WardsarTheWriter ...probably because of all the Pokémon Go.
Grinnin_Gin: I mean it looks a bit less, uh, bleak than the last game
  Juliamon: also it seems they're making pumpkin pie M&Ms for this Halloween
 WardsarTheWriter: @IaCthulhuFthagn I dunno, Summer of Pokemon Go was pretty magical for me. The park near where I worked was always full of real cool people hanging out and playing it. It was about the only time I ever got to do stuff with fellow pokemon fans IRL.
Grinnin_Gin: pumpkin pie M&Ms?...weird
 Shadowsoflife: ^
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  Juliamon: "Dive into the rich flavor of real milk chocolate infused with the cozy warmth of pumpkin spice, all wrapped up in vibrant candy shells. These milk chocolates aren't just a treat; they're a bite-size slice of pumpkin pie dreams!"
Grinnin_Gin: first strike while attacking, the empire aren't monsters ben
Haroldholmes25: I think the decks are closer in power level than it looks, but I think some of it is down to the draws
  Juliamon: I don't know why they didn't add their coffee flavoring to it and go full PSL
 ClodiumSoride: @Juliamon that doesn't sound entirely horrible. It'd at least be better than a lot of those weird Oreo varieties.
 megaknightro21: incinerator trooper is a dumb/good card, not sure why they gave a 2 drop, han solo's ability that cost 7 before
 hiFunko: Yeah Ben is getting a little hosed by draws
Grinnin_Gin: @Juliamon that'd be one way to make a killing at taylor swift concerts
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 ClockTamer: I’ve forgotten, how many hours do we need until cap?
 Malkmaven1176: At least it's not a shutout
 Shadowsoflife: @ClockTamer 7 or more I think
 Montesque64: @ClockTamer Trying to tame the clock, eh?
 WardsarTheWriter: @ClockTamer About 5 I think?
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @WardsarTheWriter As an outsider to the phenomenon it was pretty magical too... stories about people breaking into hospital maternity wards and onto airport runways to chase a Pokémon always brightened up my day ^^
 PharaohBender27: So, don't know if I've said this here before, but it took me an embarrassingly long time to realize that "pumpkin spice" meant "the spices you put in pumpkin pie" and so was like, "What, does pumpkin become a spice if you toast it long enough or something?"
 ClockTamer: that’s not a lot at all
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah it's about 5 hours until cap now, I think
 Lobo_Apache: Just got back from Killteam for Starwars, hell yeah!!
 hiFunko: You also don't have to move an upgrade if you choose, since it's a may effect
 WardsarTheWriter: @IaCthulhuFthagn There's always a small subset of people who ruin things and give it a bad reputation...
 PharaohBender27: We are currently on goal for a little after 9 AM Moonbase time
  Sarah_Serinde: And then after that we can work towards James getting pelted with water balloons 
 ClodiumSoride: @PharaohBender27 "pumpkin pie spice" is just to many words to say
  James_LRR: noooooo
 PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde 
  Juliamon: Really, they should have gone with 'pie spice' because you can use that spice blend for other pies
  Sarah_Serinde: Yesssss 
 pipshardfour: James!
 hiFunko: Captured units return to play exhausted but don't do their when played abilities, so no ambush for Fennec
 ClodiumSoride: James is all "oh no, I just can't stand being pelted with water balloons, I just hate being wet, I hope our fans don't donate so much to us..."
 BrowneePoints: there was another term for the spice blend in pumpkin pie spice
 Mr_Horrible: James monitoring the situation in chat
 pipshardfour: LOVE that card
Haroldholmes25: 
Grinnin_Gin: wheeler just calling in an orbital strike on ben
 hiFunko: It does work
 Malkmaven1176: GG
Grinnin_Gin: wait so they just printed flash in this game
Grinnin_Gin: flash gideon's light cruiser
Grinnin_Gin: doesn't have the same ring to it as flash hulk but ok
 Orxolon: Can i be honest?i don't think Ben's cursed,that deck sucks xD
 micalovits: Now now, flash is broken because you don't pay for the card so that it gets to die for free!
 hiFunko: It does require you to play behind curve, but Timely Intervention is definitely a great card
  Wonder Moo: !storm
Grinnin_Gin: I think both ben is cursed AND the deck looks like it sucks in comparison
 hiFunko: Veteran has 5 hp so I don't believe it can be tapped by Leader Mando's ability
 hiFunko: Needs to be 4 or less health
 zombub: Turns out Voltron decks have the same problems in every game
 megaknightro21: fennic returns exhausted
 hiFunko: Captured units return to play exhausted but don't do their when played abilities, so no ambush in this case
 hiFunko: Fennec will get the token too
Haroldholmes25: I think that's correct
 Orxolon: @grinnin_gin yeah,maybe that
 asthanius: "twitch chat" it's all funko
 pipshardfour: I think Fennec gets the token
 AtrusOfMyst: Let Ben cook
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: these decks do not feel balanced
 pipshardfour: That ship is awful
 hiFunko: Not a huge fan of the Hawk tuah ship
 Lord_Hosk: https://imgur.com/a/IGQBCM4
 pipshardfour: Wheeler....your life total
 AtrusOfMyst: Wait does it go to 69
 asthanius: jordynne's killing him
 Gaelan_Maestro: Jordynn looking awesome tonight
 zombub: It feels like a 0 drop is worse in a game where playing a card passes priority
 betweenmyself: new rule: preemptive rules-lawyering costs subs 
 niccus: shh... counting is in progresss
 Montesque64: Needs a hexproof equivalent
merdragonstarlight: TO THE MOOOOON - Wheelers life total
 josh___something: Awwwwww
 AtrusOfMyst: flawless victory 
 pipshardfour: no let's open packs!
 WardsarTheWriter: Woo! Still fun, thanks guys!
  Juliamon: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dialtown w/ Kathleen & Jordynne at Fri 08:00 PM PDT (1m ago).
 SnackPak_:   
 RockPusher:  
 Gaelan_Maestro: someone send them coffee!
nevermore913: Kissing all the phones
 BlueChloroplast:  
 ElementalAlchemist: woo!
 PharaohBender27: 
queercrafting_chonk: 
Grinnin_Gin: thank you for having me it was great to be here
 BusTed: 
merdragonstarlight: Thank you LRR@
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 ElementalAlchemist: see you all around 
 Fruan: We sure T'd some CGs.
 PharaohBender27: 
  Sarah_Serinde: I'm so excited for more Now Kiss
 IanAllenBird: o7
 MatzerKat: Hey hey ho ho, LRR folks
 magical_writer: thank you
 ElementalAlchemist: me too
 WardsarTheWriter: See ya!
 BlueChloroplast: 
 shurtal: whats.....phone smoochin'?
 ElementalAlchemist: I'm always excited when Now Kiss comes back
 Malkmaven1176: If 5 more hours of time gets added, cap will be hit
 AtrusOfMyst: 
 BrowneePoints: you’re gonna rot regardless, so live your life how you want. ain’t no use in dying with regrets!
  Sarah_Serinde: !subathon
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 PharaohBender27: Chat, if you don't need to go to bed or work, I recommend sticking around. Because Kathleen and Jordynne are a proven GOAT pairing
 BlueChloroplast: 
merdragonstarlight: Y'all wanna smash a Nokia, i bet you do
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 Stormgod519:   
 PharaohBender27: @shurtal Well, the next game is called "Dial Town," and it's presumably a dating game, so . . .
  Sarah_Serinde: This nest segment is gonna go past my bedtime but it's Friday so we'll see how long I can stay up for it 
  Sarah_Serinde: *next
 CaptainChibale: shoot who won
 Simonark: Sleep is for tortoises
 Simonark: I am a tortoise.
  Sarah_Serinde: I enjoy sleep though
merdragonstarlight: @Simonark Oh, Ben did
 PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde Thank goodness for VODs! 
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Hungry Hungry Hobo: Played both these decks last weekend and we all kinda had the same problem with the Mando deck. Too many bounties and weapons, not enough units.
  Sarah_Serinde: Guess I'll just have to sleep through James's segment tomorrow morning 
 LiveFaust: @pharaohbender27 GOAT pairing or OTP? 
 CaptainChibale: @merdragonstarlight I assume that was meant for me XD Thank you!
Silentfaythe subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 3 months!
 Silentfaythe: Helping
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 Orxolon: G night Bens!
 PharaohBender27: @LiveFaust ... remind me what OTP stands for?
  Sarah_Serinde: (But this game is going until 2am my time so odds are good I'll bow out before then)
merdragonstarlight: @CaptainChibale YUP, chat moves fast
 zerragonoss: one true pair
 LiveFaust: One True Pair
merdragonstarlight: @Sarah_Serinde You rest, good mod
 SeaDiegoFC: Not that I'm not excited for Now Kiss, but what's the late night segment tonight?
 PharaohBender27: @LiveFaust Oh, then I wouldn't say that because we all know Graham and Kathleen are that 
 betweenmyself: Ol’ Tirty Pastard? 
 PharaohBender27: @SeaDiegoFC IIRC, Beej playing Fallout 1?
 JadedCynic: @SeaDiegoFC Beej Fallouts The Whole Thing 
  Sarah_Serinde: @merdragonstarlight I like rest but I also really love Kathleen and Jordynne playing romance games, so I'm sticking around for at least some of it 
 Redbassist:   
 SeaDiegoFC: Sweet
  Sarah_Serinde: And I've had more modding breaks during the day today so that helps
merdragonstarlight: @Sarah_Serinde 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 CodeIndigo: I feel bad that I missed so much of TCG day, but hey, Let's Kiss!
NanoDelta: Was movie night tonight or last night?
 CodeIndigo: @NanoDelta last night
 CodeIndigo: Which reminds me, what WAS the movie?
NanoDelta: Darn, thanks!
  Sarah_Serinde: The movie was The Last Man on Earth, with Vincent Price
 PharaohBender27: @NanoDelta Last night. They watched "The Last Man on Earth," i.e. the 1960s adaptation of I Am Legend starring Vincent Price
 RockPusher gets confused by timezone math until remembering Sarah_Serinde on the other side of the Canadas
 Laogeodritt meows at @PharaohBender27 and @Sarah_Serinde and chat
TheManOfX subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 43 months!
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  Sarah_Serinde: @RockPusher Haha yeah it's 8pm for LRR but 11pm for me. Ian's home streams end at midnight for me
  Sarah_Serinde: Hey Lao 
 PharaohBender27: And of course someone asked this morning what the movie was and I said "I Am Legend (the Vincent Price one)" because I forgot it was titled something else
  Sarah_Serinde: Easy mistake to make though
 PharaohBender27: @Laogeodritt 
  Sarah_Serinde: They were talking about I Am Legend a bunch
 Redbassist: 
 MatzerKat: @PharaohBender27 In fairness, "The Last Man on Earth" isn't particularly memorable
 UrielAngelSpy: They left chat in a dark room...
 PharaohBender27: Yeah, but I still went  when I realized my mistake later
 ButterBall000: Does anyone else get a sort of convention-type vibe from the stream? LRR-con online?
 Artificer_Evan: what is happening?
Dark_Destra subscribed at Tier 2. They've subscribed for 122 months!
 VorlonScout: Settled in my hotel room, and ready to end my night with this glorious silliness.
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Dark_Destra! (Today's storm count: 509)
  Juliamon: Shutting down Studio C for the night, then switching to Studio A
 zerragonoss: I mean googling I am legend vincent price gets you the right movie so may as well be the name
  Sarah_Serinde: They're done with this studio for the day, so they've been cleaning up and turning off the lights
 Laogeodritt: @VorlonScout Ooh, what's the travel occasion?
 Astramentha: @butterball000 I can see it, now you mention it
 Artificer_Evan: @sarah_serinde thanks for the update
 PharaohBender27: 
  Juliamon: tadah!
 JadedCynic: o/
 Artificer_Evan: I have been so busy lately.
 josh___something: Abrupt stop
 TheBorzoi: 
 RockPusher: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 👋
 Redbassist:  
 DaSunao: 
 Shadowsoflife: o/
ghyllnox: Music gone, new room
 LiveFaust: Goodnight Moon, Studio C.
 Artificer_Evan: I have missed so much.
 JadedCynic: 
 VorlonScout: @Laogeodritt Ironically, a random (planned before subathon announced) jaunt to Victoria.
 Simonark: Oh, I'm going to miss "Identify That Silhouette" til next year
 Laogeodritt: @VorlonScout Oooh, fun! Also, guess mtvcdm isn't the only one. XD (He was literally in the building on first day of subathon, according to some of the on-stream chatter.)
 BlueChloroplast: Identify the silhouette is a fun game
  Juliamon: yeah, he just went home today
 TheAinMAP:   
  Sarah_Serinde: Yesssss
  Sarah_Serinde: Intro and everything
 BusTed: eeyyy
 TheAinMAP: An intro?
 ButterBall000: Yaaaay!
 josh___something: Wait, you still have the intro?!
 ImmortalLen: I missed this intro!
 aquinas_0: now kiss?
 Celebrate_V_C:  
 RockPusher: Haven't seen this intro in a while 
 Laogeodritt: A proper return of Now Kiss. Glorious. =3
 aquinas_0: Now Kiss!
 Redbassist: A rare intro
 Sibwow: now kiss <33333
  Sarah_Serinde: Kathleen if you have the time and inclination to bring this show back outside of subathons I will be thrilled 
 ImmortalLen: mic 5
 ElementalAlchemist: YES@
 ContingentCat: yesssss Now Kiss!
 ElementalAlchemist: !
 Stormgod519:   
 GhostValv: got there
 chrono2x:      
 Strebenherz: Kathleen's gremlin face there
 TheAinMAP: 
 RockPusher:   
 azninsect: Now Kees!
 TehAmelie: ohaio
 Artificer_Evan: I have never seen this intro.
 ElementalAlchemist: Hello! 
 Fruan: We're here!
 Mollylele: aw hell yeah 
 ArmstrongRGM96X: Huh, I now realize that I've never actually seen the Now Kiss intro before
 emberBecky: \o/
 TheAinMAP: Hello.
 BlueChloroplast:    
 NazTMann:  
 IanAllenBird: 
 Strebenherz: Who made that intro?  That was wonderful
 PharaohBender27: 6969 WOOO More Now Kiss with Kathleen and Jordynne!!!
 insanecat6mtg:   
 Laogeodritt: I second Sarah_Serinde. x3
Cptasparagus: Kathleen has phasing
 Jobot180:   
 AtrusOfMyst:  
 Redbassist: 
 PharaohBender27: Ooooh
 DaSunao: 
 BrowneePoints: oof ouchies my ears
nevermore913: We smooching?
 RockPusher:  
 TruPhantomAngel: Wait...the return of Now Kiss! OMG!
 JadedCynic: @Artificer_Evan yeah, that was a first time for me, too 
 Laogeodritt: Oooh, a Jordynne selection.
 VorlonScout: This is the subathon stream I have been looking forward to since last year’s ended
 Jennie_Fuchsia: yaaaay 
  Sarah_Serinde: Accidentally?
 DaSunao: KFC!
 BlueChloroplast:    
 Boomyakalolo:        
 CodeIndigo: Accidentally nothin'
 Orxolon: Good evening ma'ams
 PharaohBender27: 
 Singenmeister: Please bring this show back more often. 
 Fruan: Jordynne is the funniest member of LRR and someone needs to say it.
 CodeIndigo: and slightly translucent
 PharaohBender27: Oh Jordynne did RESEARCH
Spades_Slicc: Oooh could we get Slay the Princess on the Now Kiss backlog?
 Orxolon: Dream daddy?
 head_cannon: I love that the subathon allows for one-shot Tabletop RPG sessions and Now Kiss streams and things like that.
 BusTed: 👌
 DaSunao: 
 Strebenherz: Nice
 RockPusher: nice
 iris_of_ether: They played Dream Daddy
  Juliamon: Dream Daddy was on the stream
 GhostValv: 
 Redbassist: Nice
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah Abby!
 roastbeefsandwitch: I watched through the Now Kiss! of Doki Doki Literature Club this week. That was a trip.
 ThorSokar: Nice, Nice, Nice, ~NIce~
 Tangsm: It's really really good.
 PharaohBender27: Right, I still need to play that
  Sarah_Serinde: She and her partner and the VAs did incredible work
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 rin_the_kat: how about: sucker for love date to die for?
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  Sarah_Serinde: Highly highly recommend
 BrowneePoints: I mean, there are a bunch of them still that are new, but they are mostly furry visual novels and they have 18+ scenes so not able to stream
Spades_Slicc: Wait Abby Howard was in strip search???????
 ContingentCat: Strip Search is how I found LRR
 ElementalAlchemist: I'm so glad to see Abby has gone on to make some really cool games
 PharaohBender27: I did buy it though
Spades_Slicc: chat what is strip search btw
  Sarah_Serinde: Kathleen. For the record. If you need someone for a Slay the Princess stream I am so interested 
 PharaohBender27: This makes sense
 micalovits: A general recommendation to everyone here: Play slay the Princess
 kataanglover1: The bluray of strip search is literally sitting next to my work desk XD
 chrono2x: @Spades_Slicc LRR helped Penny Arcade make a comics based reality show called strip search. Abby was on it
 Tangsm: Scarlet Hollow is also amazing.
 ElementalAlchemist: @Spades_Slicc Strip Search is a reality show LRR produced for Penny Arcade that was basically an artist competition; it was really wholesome and fantastic
 shadowmaster132: Nokia flip phone
  Juliamon: Strip Search was a PA-funded LRR-produced reality show searching for the next big comic artist
nevermore913: Strip search and desert bus were my introduction to lrr
 PharaohBender27: In before someone goes "Oh no. The phone is hot"
 korvys: Now Kiss schedule never aligned for me - Did she ever do Boyfriend Dungeon?
  Simriel: Mic 5 :p
 Stormgod519: first time watching a Now Kiss! strem
  Sarah_Serinde: I mean, also check the content warnings for Slay the Princess, because it is also a horror game. But it's so good
Spades_Slicc: where can I consume strip search?
  Juliamon: korvys It came out just too late
  Sarah_Serinde: This does seem better
 PharaohBender27: They sound good now
 Stormgod519: seems decent now
 chrono2x: @Spades_Slicc https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjZRIC6PMEFmsifnzKPim7L1weoKpDkiD
nevermore913: Strip search is on YouTube
 Lobo_Apache: It's so leveled I can hang a picture on it
 DistrustingSpectator: they never get my name right, lol
Spades_Slicc: @chrono2x thank you
 ElementalAlchemist: I think *someone* played Boyfriend Dungeon, didn't they? but it was after Now Kiss times IIRC
  Sarah_Serinde: We need roughly 5 hours more to hit the cap
 PharaohBender27: A few hours more
Spritz_T: crash the game?
 BrowneePoints: Distrusting Kathleen
 Gekyouryuu: I know nothing about this game, but inb4 the Nokia brick is a bit old fashioned and tech illiterate, but solid, dependable, and always there for you
  Sarah_Serinde: And then if we get more subs we can work on getting James pelted with water balloons
 Stormgod519: @Spritz_T watch and play has entered the chat
 Artificer_Evan: @korvys I know Jacob did a play through over on the ysbryd games channel.
 ElementalAlchemist: ooooh
  Sarah_Serinde: !subathon
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 DoodlestheGreat: You're set for around 9 AM tomorrow at this point.
 DistrustingSpectator: thank you @BrowneePoints
 ElementalAlchemist: A game that starts like that is probably pretty good
 PharaohBender27: Right now funded until 9:30 tomorrow morning (moonbase time)
LittleVesuvius: oh no, a god awful experience XD
frank_the_great: Chat, game?
  Sarah_Serinde: I also hope that
 PharaohBender27: @frank_the_great DialTown
  Sarah_Serinde: I've only gotten to spray him with a spray bottle 
 BusTed: 
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 TheAinMAP: 
 BrowneePoints: put some food coloring in those water, balloons, and record that and make a collage of his pain
LittleVesuvius: doggo! 
 Fruan: waffle dog?!
frank_the_great: @PharaohBender27 Hey buddy, you dial it down /jk
 RockPusher:  
 Redbassist: 
 zerragonoss: Smart of you to put the things chat wants most after the pizza and ice cream
 Pywodwagon: 
nevermore913: So we are on track for live forklift racing?
 dougma: ~280 subs away ish
 phoenixfeather14:  
 MatzerKat: You could just throw water balloons at James regardless
 PharaohBender27: 
 Sunidesus: @Sarah_Serinde that was some pretty excellent spraying tho
 niccus: huh, not a Ren'py
 dungeonmasteralek: Phoneus
 Astramentha:   
 squ3e: maybe game sound at likie 80%? Feels loud to me anyone else think so?
 ElementalAlchemist: oh, that's a good choice
  Sarah_Serinde: @Sunidesus Thank you I had a great time
 LordManiMani: My dad is not a phone!!
 BrowneePoints: Enochia
 BusTed: wow
 asddsa28: can we trun the game down
  Sarah_Serinde: The music volume is good but the borking is loud
 PharaohBender27: 
 Strebenherz: Amazing
 josh___something: Ooh, borks a bit too hot on the mic. (it's a bit loud)
 Astramentha: 
 BrowneePoints: the barks are a little loud
nevermore913: Dog is loud
 IanAllenBird: the barking seems a bit loud for me
 Strebenherz: Dog is a bit loud
 Snowcookies: the sound effects need lowering too
 IanAllenBird: ope, same hats
 ArmstrongRGM96X: I'm sure it's fine
 malfnord: D:
goatprince: the skin makes them work
 squ3e: Glad it wasnt just me
 googoltudoris: i just got back from DnD, walked in the house, and immediately exclaimed "i don't know what's going on but that is a dog with a waffle!"
 micalovits: Kinky
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 JadedCynic: 
 Fruan: what was on the key order on that keyboard? I didn't catch it all in time.
 Gekyouryuu: your smut doesn't come from your heart?
LittleVesuvius: w wat
frank_the_great: Sounds kinky, to be Frank
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/IncredulousSneakyWerewolfLitty-J09VKKVPX2fIGDMT
 MrSarkhan: gay cyborg!
 Lobo_Apache: Yes! Murderbot
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh I also need to read those books
 dougma: Murder Bot is soooooo gooooood
 shadowmaster132: I have to go eat before my nibling's birthday party so I'll watch the rest when the vod comes out
 JadedCynic: oh god yes, MB is SO GOOD
  Juliamon: Me too
 PharaohBender27: Someone make  rainbow-colored
 Fruan: 1000% recommend Murderbot
 Astramentha:   
  Sarah_Serinde: So Kathleen and Jordynne, could you maybe cover less of the dialogue?
 JadedCynic: (fwiw, I first read them, MB had Cam's voice, and ART had Dale's  )
 Gekyouryuu: this is amazing
 azureHaights: "run along, ya scamp"
 Gekyouryuu: 11/10
 shadowmaster132: Murderbot is not a gay cyborg he's asexual and agender
 BrowneePoints: yea the sound effects need turned down a smidge (also you’re covering subtitles)
 shadowmaster132: *it's
 dougma: @JadedCynic OMG!!! now that is stuck in my head....
 ElementalAlchemist: That'll be better
 micalovits: That should be better 
 jellybean57: PBR  is a super great light summer beer tbh
 BusTed: I literally just read All Systems Red today.
 jellybean57: great in showers
 zelukester: PBR's not bad, it's just. Decent.
 jchinnock: over to the left side would work
 ElementalAlchemist: um
  Sarah_Serinde: That should at least help, thanks Jordynne 
 jchinnock: right*
 Gekyouryuu: sinful creechur
 MatzerKat: Passable Beer, Really
 Pywodwagon: thats a lot of nips
 Genie_M: Ew.
 Laogeodritt: oh boy, this is looking like it'll have some wonderful graphical jank
 Strebenherz: Game audio a little loud
 josh___something: Dear LORD we're jacked
 malfnord: I have regrets
nevermore913: Game is still a bit loud
  Sarah_Serinde: Yup this all seems normal and legit
 Singenmeister: my friends and I used to refer to PBR as pizza  beer, not because you drink it while eating pizza, but because we thought it smelled like pizza.
 squ3e: dude same
 ElementalAlchemist: accurate
 Astramentha: mood
 AtrusOfMyst: Egg time
 IanAllenBird: I don't know what I /was/ expecting but this is not it
 josh___something: Better
 korvys: Oh, are we a clown?
 squ3e: Danke
 JadedCynic: 
 ElementalAlchemist: still a fairground
nevermore913: Better
 PharaohBender27: Is quieter, confimed
 JadedCynic: also game is 
 BrowneePoints: PBR is far from the worst of the cheap beer. It is so far ahead of steel reserve in quality it’s not measurable
 todeswillen: How mache die i miss
LittleVesuvius: everything is Fine.
 korvys: Fairground, has eggs, sounds like a clown to me
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: I did not consent to my likeness being used like this in a game 
 korvys: I WAS JOKING
  Juliamon: PBR: You Could Absolutely Do Worse™
 Gekyouryuu: @IanAllenBird I'm not sure what I expected either, but this 100% feels correct for Now Kiss
 squ3e: Is this a horror game or dating game?
 epsilon_vee: @korvys 
 AtrusOfMyst: Oh no
 azninsect: must waht
LittleVesuvius: @squ3e both?
  Sarah_Serinde: 
  Simriel: pizza and Dilly Bar?
  Simriel: Dating Sims truly have become a very surreal genre huh
 azninsect: @korvys clearly you know things that you shouldnt 
UtilityPunk: Hmmm, this is very Instruction for a THing esque
 LiveFaust: I don't understand the question, @squ3e .
 MatzerKat: That looked for all the world like an album cover featured on Brave New Faves last time 'round
 ElementalAlchemist: yes
 Astramentha: L A Y E G G S
 Laogeodritt: @squ3e So far, I think the answer is "yes".
 BrowneePoints: did they just quote master of disguise by Dana Carvey?
 Lamebert1415: 68
 squ3e: Of course my mistake
 PharaohBender27: @Juliamon On the one hand, this is undoubtedly true, but I still have my pride 
 JadedCynic: Hi, Gerry
 AtrusOfMyst: Dating has horror elements in general
 ElementalAlchemist: oh, dang, only $2
 ElementalAlchemist: of course it is
 DoodlestheGreat: !storm
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 PharaohBender27: 
 StarWarsTHX1138: OMG totally getting Island of Dr.  Quandry vibes from this esthetic
 PharaohBender27: 
 squ3e: XD
 Strebenherz: Amazing
 GhostValv: wowie
 azninsect: wow
 azninsect: !subathon
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  Sarah_Serinde: Excellent read thank you Kathleen
 ElementalAlchemist: pffffft
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  Sarah_Serinde: Incredible
 Snowcookies: 
 DiscordianTokkan: This game rules
 TheNerdWonder: this game is SUCH Kathleen energy
 micalovits: To real Gaame
 todeswillen: Oh 
 Mollylele:  
 LiveFaust: Was this secretly written by Kathleen? This feels like Kathleen writing... 
 azninsect: 5000 more bits for the subathon gods!
 Strebenherz: Are we sure this game isn't made by Kathleen?
 PharaohBender27: Is the background a reference to Mary Shelley and Percey Shelley's date?
 Astramentha: 
 foopoiuyt: Well, that defines love pretty well.
 Artificer_Evan: so it is a horror game
 Tangsm: 
 azninsect: this is a horror game definitely
UtilityPunk: Ticket guy has some baggage to unpack
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 BusTed: 
 DiscordianTokkan: lmao
 azninsect: 
 MrSarkhan:  
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 ElementalAlchemist: 
 Redbassist: 
 Tangsm: Fair.
 micalovits: F
 azninsect: hahahahah
  Sarah_Serinde: These are great images too
 BusTed: damn
 IanAllenBird: kmjnkimj
 Strebenherz: AMAZING
 azninsect: F
 Laogeodritt: PAHAHAH
 Snowcookies: lmao
 malfnord: ROUTE LOST
 ElementalAlchemist: so much for Jerry
 Artificer_Evan: oh no
 Strebenherz: The BUSSING BELL
 josh___something: RIP ticket jerry romance XD
 Astramentha: 
 ElementalAlchemist: This is amazing
 UtilityPunk: Oh man, thank you so much @Laogeodritt 
 azninsect: what even is this i love it so much already
 Artificer_Evan: it least it tells you
 TheAinMAP: 
 MatzerKat: Holy moly, this is something else
 azninsect: incredible
 Laogeodritt: @UtilityPunk Enjoy the emotes and ad-free-ness =3
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lampjas: Is the pc also a phone person?
 Artificer_Evan: tent? you mean closet?
  Sarah_Serinde: Hmm valid point
 Artificer_Evan: &
 Artificer_Evan: oops
  Sarah: I mean it's not like they're all like this XD
  Sarah: There's quite the range though
 DiscordianTokkan: 400 why is there a waffledog
 josh___something: Oh we can DIE?!
 PharaohBender27: I had trouble breathing a few moments ago 
 Drakas: dial town more like dial tone to pound town
 todeswillen: A dog
 Singenmeister: Waffle-dog is from old country
 ElementalAlchemist: I think they just said we *should* save-scum the game
 JadedCynic: Swans are just geese in formal wear - equally evil and dangerous.
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/BusyHorribleVanillaShazBotstix-uKr01U2F51aKsR0w
 azninsect: wise
excalgold: w-what?
 ElementalAlchemist: You did just save
  Sarah_Serinde: Get it out of the way now if it is?
 BusTed: That's why we saved, afterall
 josh___something: It's not... Bad advice(?)
 Astramentha: we saved
 Tangsm: Is that just the quit option?
 Genie_M: Just told you to savescum
 JadedCynic: I feel if I ever have to make use of that advice, I may have bigger issues to resolve...
 DaimyoAmerica: Just got here...what did I miss
 azninsect: oh.
Spades_Slicc: did the stream just drop for anyone else?
 malfnord: D: D:
 azninsect: yeah, accurrate question
 josh___something: Why the butter knife?!
 Tangsm: Just reload.
 Mollylele: so romantic
 JadedCynic: and not even a scalpel or any medical device, but just a table knife
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 josh___something: Owwie
 azninsect: 
 PharaohBender27: Dang, the greenscreen is at times making Kathleen's headphones and jacket look like old-time TV static
 Laogeodritt: Well, that was... eventful.
 azninsect: bye paul!
 1ne_intellect: 
 Strebenherz: Take care Paul!
 RockPusher:   
 Gaelan_Maestro: good night paul!
 Laogeodritt: @PharaohBender27 Wonderful, wonderful two-dimensional noise.
 Gaelan_Maestro: Gilf?
 KWardJenx: Bye, Paul? Doesn't Paul live in the Moonbase?
 ElementalAlchemist: PILF
 todeswillen: Bye 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Sibwow: thilf
 Strebenherz: Pilf
 LordManiMani: Philph
 azninsect: PhILpf
 Singenmeister:  this town has a vibe 
 Astramentha: philf
 chrono2x: philf
 AtrusOfMyst: Bye Paul 
 JadedCynic: TILF - Typewriter I'd....
 ThorSokar: a Philf in to filth!
 PharaohBender27: 
 azninsect: 
 AtrusOfMyst: Brings a whole new meaning to, "Call Me by Your Name"
 azninsect: hehehehhehe
 PharaohBender27: Buildings look nice
 Astramentha:    
 JadedCynic: *gets out chalk*
 TheNerdySimulation: they're perfect
 definenull: Uhh
 an_archist2: bork
 azninsect: 
Spades_Slicc: would
 Astramentha: that is ABSOLUTELY a dev
 AtrusOfMyst: That Dog has been to a Waffle House
 TheNerdySimulation: if anything happens to Hound I will kill everyone here and myself
 UrielAngelSpy: The music here makes me so happy
 Redbassist: 
 azninsect: the borks
 azninsect: i cant
 josh___something: Uhhh
 Genie_M: I'm older than all the dinosaurs I've met
 definenull: But still not older than dinos huh
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 hackingducks: author self-insert in a dating sim... huh
 micalovits: We live in a society!
 ElementalAlchemist: ew
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 AtrusOfMyst: Herculeggs
 PharaohBender27: 
  Simriel: To quote Alex in response to... Alex "I am experiencing fear"
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Strebenherz: the kick me i'm god sticky note
 Strebenherz: PUNCH GOD
 josh___something: PUNCH GOD
  Sarah_Serinde: [punch god]
 Fruan: PUNCH GOD
 chrono2x: you can save
 josh___something: You can save, right?
 TheNerdySimulation breathing intensifies
 DigitalSeahorse: he read his own name backwards! GOD DOG
Sarusta: *what* did I tune into
 josh___something: Forbidden nerds
 Mollylele: is God romanceable
 Kamotetop: Chocolate gravel
 azninsect: oh nooo
 TheNerdySimulation: me neither too, Jordynne
 Singenmeister: @sarusta Art
 Tangsm: Just get some Nerds. Satiate the urge.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 jibkat: 
 PharaohBender27: "Look I was bored and needed a project, OK?"
Spritz_T: kind of disappointed they didn't go for the 42 joke
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: shiny, broken trash
 TheNerdySimulation: this is a god I can get behind
 hackingducks: doggo seems like two
 chrono2x: I like 4
 neisan2112: That's the one that speaks to me.
 ThorSokar: I'm on #4
LittleVesuvius: i like four but i'm confused
 AtrusOfMyst: 3 is meta
 ElementalAlchemist: 4 is a real mood
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 josh___something: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Same
 Luminaire_p: t**thbrush
 josh___something: I forget LOTS of important things
 LiveFaust: Dogs always need to censor h*ck.
MungoDude: jusdt a widdle guy
  Sarah_Serinde: He's just a little guy!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 azninsect: just a little guy!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 josh___something: True
 MrSarkhan: 
 josh___something: They're spitting
 chrono2x: I love just asking god to get you into the fair
LittleVesuvius: I LOVE this game
 iris_of_ether: 
 Strebenherz: AWWW
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/DaintyTalentedJamTinyFace-KcWkZjDnM5Vf6n1d
 UrielAngelSpy: God is just a little guy but also a libertarian?
clarinetman: feels
 SnowBuddy18: Mood
 neisan2112: I was so hopping that would be an option
 josh___something: Please, can we punch god
 Fruan: PUNCH GOD
 TheAlanHeffley: Punch
 josh___something: PLEASE
 TheAlanHeffley: God
 azninsect: yeeeeah!
  Sarah_Serinde: You can save at any time 
 Milleg2: Disco Elysium if it was a dating sim
 azninsect: hahahaha
 ImmortalLen: https://clips.twitch.tv/GenerousGrotesqueWheelTooSpicy-2j1_UzhCZZ1CaFy9
 UtilityPunk: 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Morrigan9: lol
 IanAllenBird: jnhbjuikmnhui
 Strebenherz: Dagoth Ur Doggo
 azninsect: this game is incredible
 Gekyouryuu: was that a Dagoth Ur reference?!
 azninsect: hahahhahaha
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 BusTed: 
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 LordManiMani: 
 josh___something: We punched god and LIVED!
 Mollylele: kathleen was born to play this role
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 ElementalAlchemist: earf
 TheNerdySimulation: I created the universe not money
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah that was the ticket guy
 PharaohBender27: 
Alex Frank: What..... what is this?
  Sarah: yes
Alex Frank: help
  Sarah: It's...a very quirky dating sim called Dialtown
 Gekyouryuu: what IS a phone shop in a world where phones are people?
 ElementalAlchemist: 
  Sarah_Serinde: There are people who have money there
 azninsect: destiny!
  Sarah_Serinde: Some of them may also be well dressed
 azninsect: but that was a few nights ago
 Kamotetop: What do the text colors mean? Which one is the lizard-brain?
  Sarah_Serinde: That's cute
 AtrusOfMyst: Kahjiit has eggs if you have coin
 LiveFaust: No, azn. Destiny never ended.
 josh___something: Red is ANGY
 TheNerdySimulation: I think that's just a silly poster
LittleVesuvius: optionals? (what does this mean, are there optional routes?)
 azninsect: wooooooow
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 azninsect: yoooo hey hold on
 TheNerdySimulation: Next person I encounter I'm asking them "Were you born like that?"
 TheNerdySimulation: sure it won't fuck them up for the rest of their life
 mercano82: An inkjet printer seems like a very expensive date.
 DigitalSeahorse: Honse
 Milleg2: We can fix her
 hackingducks: @mercano82 she's *so* high maintenance.
 jibkat: 
Fluffy776: 
 andy_ink: This is honestly my every day.
 azninsect: 
 ElementalAlchemist: alright, Karen
 IanAllenBird: f
 PharaohBender27: 0/2
 ImmortalLen: F
Fluffy776: harsh but fair
 hackingducks: steeeeerike two
 todeswillen: WE are amaising at dating 
  Sarah_Serinde: She asked us about our green, we should ask her about her head
 Fruan: There has to be an ending for fucking up every route, right?
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 Lobo_Apache: We do live in a society!
Fluffy776: It's a printer, it doesn't work
 RTwo28: I just tuned in, whats this dating sim
 TheNerdySimulation: fair
 PharaohBender27: @RTwo28 DialTown, and it is wild
  Sarah_Serinde: Then she should know how it feels to be asked about being green!
 Lobo_Apache: I hear it's not easy being green
 azninsect: It's not easy being a printer-head
 ElementalAlchemist: Karen II
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: ohh can we feed the roaches?
 ElementalAlchemist: Oh, good, someone else
 TheNerdWonder: it's Ben!
 Tangsm: Ben?
 ElementalAlchemist: uh... thanks? Oliver
 DigitalSeahorse:  it's Ben!
 josh___something: Th... thanks?
 azninsect: 
 hackingducks: I love that everyone was like "hey ben" at the same exact time.
 PharaohBender27: The architecture in that screen looks familiar, but I can't determine where it's from
 Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
 TheNerdySimulation: you're welcome?
 Mollylele: oh no 
 josh___something: Yes
 micalovits: Yes
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Lysander_salamander: I didn't know this game existed
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 Austere_Squire: what, um... what did i walk into?
 Shadowsoflife: dialtown
 ElementalAlchemist: accurate
 PharaohBender27: TOO REAL
 IanAllenBird: whoa
 Lysander_salamander: some good word-smithing
 azninsect: damn
 Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 ElementalAlchemist: we have to compete with *Big Bertha*?!
 Redbassist: 
 IanAllenBird: oh it's lindex
 Austere_Squire: do you want nipple guy as an option
 RTwo28: dont kill the projector
 an_archist2: i like how we weren't interested in hooking up with this guy until we learned we could kill his old girlfriend
critiquequartz: does it seem like Kathleen is louder?
 Laserbeaks_Fury: If you would like to go on a Date; Press 1 Now
 Lysander_salamander: oh
  alexsteacy: why is Ben a phone
 Lysander_salamander: an art film
 micalovits: I like snacks
 LiveFaust: Sounds totally up Kathleen's alley. 
 IanAllenBird: kmjnikmjn
 LiveFaust: OMG Alex. You can't just ask people why they're a phone.
 TheAinMAP: 
 ElementalAlchemist: EW
 micalovits: Eeewwww
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 hackingducks: grose.
 ElementalAlchemist: If they don't clean the machine, that's *baaaad*
 josh___something: OH GOD
 azninsect: "Is the soda machine single?"
  Juliamon: I've had machines like that in my life
Cptasparagus: this reminds me of ben's "would you poop in a toilet if it liked it" question
 itomeshi: I'd rather have a screaming soda machine than the one at the KFC I worked at after college.
 ElementalAlchemist: goblin status: inspired
 jibkat: yikes on trikes
  Sarah_Serinde: Amazing
 Lysander_salamander: I missed the beginning of this
 BusTed: damn
 ElementalAlchemist: aw, dang
  Juliamon: it *IS* BEN
 ElementalAlchemist: welp
 LiveFaust: Same, Ben. Same
 IanAllenBird: dang
 Lobo_Apache: Respect
 Mr_Horrible: Oliver knows what he's about and we respect it
 BusTed: 
 josh___something: I wanna fuck a robot
 BrowneePoints: oh eeeeew racial preferences. we dodged a bullet
 ElementalAlchemist: bye Oliver
 Tangsm: Maybe you're more of a downtown typewriter.
 Mollylele: is typewriter a race or a gender? we're a typewriter with skin?
 Lysander_salamander: Phone shop.  Is that like, a cathouse?
 ElementalAlchemist: but I need repairs
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 azninsect: ohh
 azninsect: oh hello
  Sarah_Serinde: Nice sweaater
 BrowneePoints: …is this a Gilt?
 josh___something: fym CASES?!
 Tangsm: A fellow typewriter. Perhaps you can bond over the terrible prejudice of the cinema.
 Lobo_Apache: Isn't a skull just an empty case for a head?
 BrowneePoints: a Grandma id like to type on
 Lysander_salamander: this is delightful
 Lysander_salamander: sort of a transhumanist thing going on
 ElementalAlchemist: yes, Gabby, we do
 gualdhar: Is she a self-learned cosmetic surgeon, or a human part broker?
 BrowneePoints: SHE IS A GILT!
 VorlonScout: Kathleen’s not using it, but I’m mentally hearing Gabby’s dialogue in the Sadie Casperson voice
 chrono2x: @TheWanderingNomad We are also a typewriter
 Strebenherz: @TheWanderingNomad Or phone, or printer.  We're considering our options
 Mollylele: TILF alert
 ElementalAlchemist: well, we lost route with the printer
 BrowneePoints: @mollylele GILT Grandmother id like to Type on
 BrowneePoints: LORE!
excalgold: this is....weird
 IanAllenBird: oh!
 ElementalAlchemist: we need the weird, weird lore now
 RTwo28: wtf happened in this world???
 Lysander_salamander: worldwide dialup is an interesting euphamism
 Mollylele: let's depress that space bar (ifyaknowwhatimean)
 PharaohBender27: Ooooohhh
 TheMerricat: so... we we aren't just weird people we were originally 'normal' humans and decided to replace our heads with appliances?
NotSoLuckyLydia: thats hatoful boyfriend
 BrowneePoints: Oh, trust me there were a lot of monster fuckers about the vampires in the Will Smith one
 Lobo_Apache: Why is everyone obsessed with our nipples
 LiveFaust: Machinehead? Is it better than the rest?
 iris_of_ether: Green to red!
 TheMerricat: @Lobo_Apache They are green.
 ElementalAlchemist: oh, mood
  Juliamon: Lobo_Apache We are kinda just putting them out there
  Sarah_Serinde: Plenty of people are into that, it's fine
 Milleg2: In the head replacement apocalypse I'd want a chalkboard head
 hackingducks: we should make sweet sweet sentences with her
 BrowneePoints: She’s a mechanic granny!
 Lysander_salamander: like, a radioshack
 BrowneePoints: a Greasemonkey GILF!
 LiveFaust: Damn, I miss Radio Shack...
 Lysander_salamander: I miss raidoshack, with their tubs of miscellaneous electronic bits
 LiveFaust: Exactly, Lysander.
 PharaohBender27: "I need some discarded typewriter keys"
 LiveFaust: And the smell of those free monomers.
 BrowneePoints: gabby is based. She was totally a suffragette
 micalovits: 
Fluffy776: 
  Juliamon: She does also profit off of it though.
 Strebenherz: D'aww
 Lysander_salamander: oh, there's a demo for this
 RTwo28: NOOO
 ElementalAlchemist: that's fair
 PharaohBender27: Spoilers: The woeld has always been a chaotic mess. It's just that the intensity and flavor fluctuate.
 PharaohBender27: *The world
 azninsect: 
 BrowneePoints: how did this game land being trans humanist when cyberpunk couldn’t
 Lobo_Apache: She's tryin real hard to less us down easy
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahaha
 Strebenherz: Oh my god the red
 azninsect: hahah oh nooo
 Mr_Horrible: "Summon Gaby"
 ElementalAlchemist: She was amazing
  Jon Grayson: hello
gamefreak3072: ahoy hoy @Jon Grayson
 Lysander_salamander: wow they're all staring
 Tangsm: Oh no. Everyone was staring on the subway.
 ElementalAlchemist: "CLOWN"
 PharaohBender27: I wonder what country this takes place in 
 human_pirate: Wait I just came, why do we want to go to the funfair?
 Lysander_salamander: oh
 Lysander_salamander: wow
 Mr_Horrible: no wait, we're spitting
  Juliamon: human_pirate We wanna lay eggs there
 Mr_Horrible: every clown has an egg, ergo...
 Lysander_salamander: wow again
 human_pirate: Ohh. . . .
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahahaha
 BusTed: I guess you can opt out if you're not into clowns
 ElementalAlchemist: pfffffft
 Lysander_salamander: unlicensed clownery.
 Lysander_salamander: oh dear
 Mr_Horrible: oh dear
 TehAmelie: $4, uncomfortably specific
goatprince: Please hire the clown.
 azninsect: oh, its the IT clown
 ReverseCreations: OH NO Not one of Todd's Clown Dentists!
 Goorguy: I have just arrived and I'm terrified
 Mr_Horrible: do you happen to float, Frongles?
 Lobo_Apache: @Lysander_salamander isn't this just streaming?
 ElementalAlchemist: 
  Sarah_Serinde: @goatprince We have less money than the clown does
 mercano82: Does Frongles have an Etsy store?
 Gaelan_Maestro: pennywise had a kid
 neisan2112: We all honk down here
 BrowneePoints: @goorguy it’s like a…Reddit copypasta irony humor-horror dating game where we date phones
 TheAinMAP: https://clips.twitch.tv/SpotlessConcernedRavenDatSheffy-Jxq5z8JTkZ8MbGUx
 BrowneePoints: with some decent writing…kinda
 ElementalAlchemist: oh, good, immediately into Frongles's chimp
 Lysander_salamander: I'm guessing yes
 BusTed: 
 electra310: 400 It's only four dollars!
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/EndearingPoliteTruffleTF2John-cnj1RRGTdpcNOo_Y
 RockPusher: 
 RTwo28: are we paying the clown?
 Lysander_salamander: eggs?
 iris_of_ether: 
 RTwo28: call?
  Juliamon: yes, the whole plot of this game is that we desperately need to lay our eggs in the FunFair
 LiveFaust: In this world, is a phonebooth........
  Sarah_Serinde: I wanna know what the game says to the first one 
 LiveFaust: Ok, answered.
 Lysander_salamander: what are we?
 IanAllenBird: you're like a pigeon with your choices in nesting sites
 UtilityPunk: This is like Instruction for a Help as a dating sim
 azninsect: yeah ill get attached thats the point!
 BusTed: Shufflecat
 ElementalAlchemist: time to name a raccoon 
  Sarah_Serinde: "Toronto"
  Juliamon: We are a gay cyborg
 neisan2112: OH MY GOD
 neveth: Canman
 azninsect: accccccccident
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 Mr_Horrible: @Juliamon so wait, is the dating aspect just to get us into the FunFair, or are we actually searching for love and connection?
 electra310: 1000 Just realized I won't be around most of tomorrow, better spend the rest of my subathon bits now. 
  Juliamon: we are green and have six  nipples and several gaping wounds
 Gaelan_Maestro: shuffle the cat
 Strebenherz: @Lysander_salamander a green skinned typewriter head..  being
 neisan2112: RACOON W TRASHCAN I LOVE HIM!!!!
 Lysander_salamander: yay
 ElementalAlchemist: yay!
 BusTed: 
 Mr_Horrible: incredible
 Strebenherz: OMG
 neisan2112: YEEEEEESSS Game Perfect
 micalovits: RACOON GAIN
 TheAinMAP: 
 PharaohBender27: 
  Juliamon: Mr_Horrible Yep, they're having a 2-for-1 Valentine's Day special
 iris_of_ether: 
 Strebenherz: 
 neisan2112: God I want to befriend a Raccoon so damn bad.
 azninsect: perfect
  Juliamon: We're broke so we're looking for a partner to get us in for free.
 azninsect: 
 Mr_Horrible: I see I see
 Lysander_salamander: aw
 Lysander_salamander: oh
 IanAllenBird: capitalism strikes again and again
 neveth:  
goatprince: harry du bois simulator
 azninsect: 
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
 DiscordianTokkan: e g g t i m e
 iris_of_ether: 
 ElementalAlchemist: pls Randy
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 korvys: @goatprince We already have one of those
 goatprince: @AnAnonymousGifter Thank
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/DirtyVenomousLampPeanutButterJellyTime-PFQxFk79m1FJHRZq
 Milleg2: Oh randy
 Lysander_salamander: mood
 LiveFaust: Their name ACTUALLY being "Randy" is a delightful touch.
 Austere_Squire: i think randy needs help
 NotCainNorAbel: hahaha 2024
  Sarah_Serinde: It really is Toronto
 ElementalAlchemist: bawk
 Lanthess: This whole game reads like a Qwerpline script
 Mr_Horrible: "Hostile swan" is redundant, surely
 PharaohBender27: For real, swans can be REAL MEAN
 Austere_Squire: swans are evil
 an_archist2: randy can defend our eggs against the swan
 adept_nekomancer: One cannot hope to stop swan havoc
 NotCainNorAbel: do NOT FUCK with swans
 RTwo28: @Lanthess Dialtown is three exits from Insburg
 RockPusher: 
 BrowneePoints: Swans are worse Geese with better PR
 Austere_Squire: what IS this?
 ElementalAlchemist: good call Randy
 Lanthess: @RTwo28 I'm sure that was an Insburg town motto at some point.
 BrowneePoints: I thought it was playing CBAT for a second
 ElementalAlchemist: just swerve away from that sentence
 RTwo28: Second one was funny
 Austere_Squire: what?!
  Sarah_Serinde: [don't pick this one, please] 
 RTwo28: Poor Randy
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 Lysander_salamander: wow
 micalovits: Mood
 IanAllenBird: ohno
 ContingentCat: so real
 PharaohBender27: 
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
 Austere_Squire: i feel like randy really, really needs help
 azninsect: a real catch
 Lysander_salamander: dang
 PharaohBender27: 
 RTwo28: what does swan-massacre smell like?
 ImmortalLen: Did it though?
 Milleg2: So that happened
 neisan2112: This booth was amazing! We got a date AND a Raccoon
 Tangsm: The ticket salesperson is gonna love Randy.
 Lysander_salamander: hahahaahahahahaha
MungoDude: no luck catching them swans then?
ThatForger: I LOVE RANDY
 Singenmeister: @rtwo28 Presumable a bit of algae
 azninsect: 
 human_pirate: Wait no he sounds cuteee
ThatForger: He iS cute
 Austere_Squire: i don't understand what is happening but i really need to sleep and i can't tell if that thought fills me with regret or relief
 BrowneePoints: I love that they went for the sex worker that is awful at dating route with Randy
 goatprince: i'm egg,,,
 Austere_Squire: so good night everyone and good luck with... whatever romantic venture this is
ThatForger: I'm almost finished with dialtown
 BusTed: badum bum
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 azninsect: only truths here
 RTwo28: cant wait for Randy to have a human flesh face
 ElementalAlchemist: hello again dog
 BrowneePoints: oh wow, it hit us with a PONR moment
 ElementalAlchemist: BETTER [save] THAN SORRY
 micalovits: Friend! We are bback!
 ElementalAlchemist: because you work the ticket booth at the funfair
 ElementalAlchemist: I don't think there's such a thing as "average day"
  Sarah_Serinde: Ticket guy I have bad news: I think this *is* an average day at work
 RTwo28: He's what
LittleVesuvius: oh no
 PharaohBender27: Jerry, you work in customer service. This is average.
 Mr_Horrible: Randipodes
 PharaohBender27: 
 Mr_Horrible: Jerry how dare
personalthesus: First (time participating in a LLR live chat in like 8 years lmao❤️)
  Sarah: Welcome!
 Mr_Horrible: he is quite put-upon
TheTekkieman: His head IS a Nokia! I know the design!
 BrowneePoints: HES A NOKIA BRICK!?
 RonaldMcDownload: EGG
 Milleg2: Randy is a Nokia?
 tehfewl: EGG TIME
 RTwo28: Randy is a silly lad
 Alephred: Well, we know his head is indestructible.
magical_girl_amelia: i love egg time
  Sarah_Serinde: I enjoy how big "EGG-TIME" is
 Dalrint: Does his label say Fuskface?
 thymato: @BrowneePoints Beat me too it
 Rhynerd: my god! he’a a nokia! a perfect match!
 josh___something: Wait, we're MADE for each other!
 Lysander_salamander: 
  Juliamon: Jerry you narc
 RTwo28: Ticket jerry is actually probably trying to help his friend lol
 azninsect: Jerry 
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh buddy
 Lysander_salamander: this is so sad
 spethycakes: oh the self-esteem issues
excalgold: Randy needs a hug.....and a therapist
 RTwo28: Can the new be objective "Help Randy"?
 BrowneePoints: ….we need to change Randy’s life
 RTwo28: second option is the best one I think
 azninsect: 
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 Milleg2: Randy needs new dressings for his hands
 Alephred: What kind of creature is the player?
 Natural_Ones_Only: Is wheeler in this game?
 Lysander_salamander: wow
 Rhynerd: gay cyborg
 PharaohBender27: 
 Dalrint: Treating poor randy like this is way worse than being some kind of eggstrosity.
 DiscordianTokkan: oof, Randy.
 BusTed: 
 RockPusher:   
 Mr_Horrible: I mean if you get it outta the way, then you can have fun at the fair
 Lysander_salamander: urgh
rayndeon: Is there a schedule for the subathon?
 ElementalAlchemist: wow
 Lobo_Apache: Cowards!
  Juliamon: !schedule
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 gualdhar: wow, this playthrough is so much tamer than I expected, I figured you'd go straight for egg sacs
 SnackPak_: 
 Lysander_salamander: !y
  LRRbot: HONK!
 RockPusher: 
 BrowneePoints: oh no,we’re gonna give Randy an oviposition kink
 chrono2x: I love Randy
 RTwo28: I really hope this game's characters are all the same guy in different outfits?
 GameSageZB: Has there been a description of the protagonist? Or simply unspecified-egg-laying cryptid?
  Juliamon: GameSageZB We are roughly humanoid, green skin, six nipples
 GameSageZB: _Excellent_
 chrono2x: typewriter for a head
 chrono2x: flesh typewriter
 Twilight_Spark: I'm not sure I'm fully processing this.
 azninsect: 
 ElementalAlchemist: I have more questions
 RTwo28: holy cow can Randy catch a break?
excalgold: this feels like something some one coded in a fever dream
 foopoiuyt: I kind of feel sorry for Randy.
 ElementalAlchemist: What are my eggs that they're *squirming*?
 malfnord: I really need an adult.
 RTwo28: in that specific pothole in front of Randy
 NotCainNorAbel: 10000 - Eggs?  Not expected.
 iris_of_ether: Is...is this game "skibidi"?
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 PharaohBender27: @NotCainNorAbel 
 adept_nekomancer: We need to have... high eggspectations
 Mr_Horrible: @iris_of_ether ngl I do get Ohio vibes
 iris_of_ether:   
 LiveFaust: Eggs? And WITHOUT Wheeler? Pity.
 RTwo28: Shoulda found a nest in a ceiling, for ceiling egg
 jibkat: mmm horse
 NotCainNorAbel: @PharaohBender27 I'll steal another chatter: no u
 Mr_Horrible: Randy that's just a fairground weiner
 patience_zero: I just woke up, ....what is this? I heard phone dating game but er.....
 Lysander_salamander: oh dear
  Sarah_Serinde: Amazing
 azninsect: oh.
 BusTed: uh huh
 neisan2112: They should get the new Ravnica sausage standard
 ElementalAlchemist: oh, hey, we did it
 RTwo28: Are you playing as a Yoshi?
 eshplode: I should really go to bed. I feel like this experience is going to cause some very weird dreams
 azninsect: thank you randy
 RockPusher: 
 TheNerdySimulation: out of all the times to come back to the stream, this sure was one of them
 Cyrohydra: so. are we a. sea turtle.
 Lysander_salamander: yay
 ElementalAlchemist: yes, deem the carp
 RTwo28: DEEM THE CARP!
 SnackPak_: hell yeah Randy
 RockPusher:  
  Juliamon: DEEM. THAT. CARP.
 aerohydra: the eggs have been laid, but the night is still young, some great bad advice
KeytarCat: DEEM THE CARP
 adept_nekomancer: Eggs: laid.  Carp: deemed.
 TheNerdySimulation: Cairn? Heeded. Astrolabe? Consulted. Tree? Found. Carp? Deemed
 PharaohBender27: 
 Lysander_salamander: this is delightful
 GameSageZB: "PANIC." is a wonderful dialogue choice.
 BrowneePoints: oh God, this just reminded me of the amusement park episode of Aggretsuko
 TheAinMAP: 
 azninsect: panik
 TheNerdySimulation: 
 chrono2x: we Big now
 RTwo28: Amazing name
 ElementalAlchemist: but she's out of order
 RTwo28: also crystal ball head is funny
 Milleg2: Is this the sequel to Big
 Lysander_salamander: aw
 IanAllenBird: 😔
 ElementalAlchemist: aw, Randy
 GameSageZB: _That's_ what runs him off!?
 LiveFaust: Randy earned self respect!
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  Juliamon: 
 RTwo28: Oh to be a disembodied voice
 GameSageZB: For the five eggs!
  SimplyDaveMN: What game name do this?
  kasper1787: need more K D and D
 Goombill: Left the stream running when I left the house to play D&D. This was an experience to hear coming home.
 azninsect: we did the egg
 ElementalAlchemist: This is powerfully strange
 ElementalAlchemist: It's *amazing* but so strange
 Lysander_salamander: the biohazard stamp is nice
 RTwo28: That box is labeled with a biohazard warning
 SeaDiegoFC: This feels like some let's nope style art
 GameSageZB: Is there a "Live Laugh Lay Eggs" sign just out of shot?
 ElementalAlchemist: I read "epitome" a lot
 Lysander_salamander: yes I used to think it was epi tome
 Pywodwagon: I can't begin to imagine what thats like
 Pywodwagon: my head wont shut up
 Mr_Horrible: never rotating a cow in your mind
 BrowneePoints: aphantasia
 Mr_Horrible: hard to imagine, but the world is a vibrant place
 RockPusher: Aphantasia
 RTwo28: This is absolutely a horror game with a dating sim blanket
 mercano82: Do you have dreams?
 cdgentry1: That's me too
 EvilBadman: You ever just look at characters and have a collective hallucination
 RockPusher: interesting that you seem to have most things turned down
 PharaohBender27: For years as a child, I thought the name Nathaniel was pronouned "Nathan-yell" because of the spelling
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 aerohydra: brains are weird
 Dalrint: Do your dreams have stories that you are watching?
 BrowneePoints: See my internal monologue is so loud that I can’t read or do anything else like that. That requires me thinking while audio goes on because the internal track is so loud it will cause sensory overload
 BrowneePoints: humans are weird
 AragornKeuken: I am once again asking visual novel developers to learn how to use correct “smart quotes”
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeahhhh
 Rhynerd: huh, I can’t really think of any dreams of mine that had a third person camera.
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 GameSageZB: I almost wonder if it's a stylistic choice here.
  Juliamon: AragornKeuken This feels deliberate.
 Lysander_salamander: dang
 Rhynerd: except maybe the one that was literally of a third person shooter I haven’t played in a while.
 LiveFaust: "Let's protect our butt. We might need it for sex later." ~Kathleen
 RockPusher: anyway *adds Dialtown to Steam wishlist*
 GameSageZB: The trees carry no dopamine.
 PharaohBender27: Only the worst sort of monster hates trees
  Juliamon: swan...
 Gadora: @LiveFaust Oh, that's what might be needed? Huh.
excalgold: is the swan Zeus ?
 tehfewl: a shredder on a swan is accurate
KeytarCat: It's a paper shredder?
 TheWanderingNomad: You have to tell us if your Zeus swan!
 PharaohBender27: I got that reference, Jordynne! 
 ggodopaste: I am way too sober for this
  Sarah_Serinde: @RockPusher Yeahhh I might have to get this 
 ElementalAlchemist: poor Randy
 sporkraptor: what the hell *is* this XD
 IanAllenBird: bug facts!!
 RTwo28: bug facts
 GameSageZB: An _ADHD_ cryptid!
 shurtal: did the pc just casually drop a "mayhaps"?
 BrowneePoints: This game is a lot deeper than I thought
  SimplyDaveMN: Monster Postpartum depression?
 iris_of_ether: Tax benefits 
 ElementalAlchemist: ooh, the Yoshi option
 Rhynerd: a nonzero amount of violence.
 Rhynerd: and such
 EvilBadman: Bug facts? We frog fractions up in here?
 Mr_Horrible: to be fair some of these characters have looked like a megaten demon or thereabouts
 LiveFaust: #BugFacts
 Lysander_salamander: wow
 iris_of_ether: 
 RockPusher: ♫ the bug facts are the literal reason, we are interacting! bug facts baby! [bug facts baby!] ♫
 sporkraptor: like Jimothy!
 adept_nekomancer: Quick, get shufflecat on the case.  He can help us find randy.
 Mr_Horrible: Brenthew
 Lysander_salamander: Timodemous
 underhill33: Grahamuel
 Tangsm: Larold
 EclipsedSkye: Timjamen
 Mai_Andra: Wow.  Callback to LRR Jackbox stream.  'Calvin Coolidge' has no other context.  
 Rhynerd: would my name count as that?
 LiveFaust: I use "Jimothy" for my nephew "James".
 spethycakes: Jormathy
KeytarCat: Benstopher
LittleVesuvius: wouldnt it be beistopher?
 ElementalAlchemist: "pls help me" --Randy
 sporkraptor: Chuckithander
 Rhynerd: i think my name would be more of a fake extension to a normally short name.
 RTwo28: yay, randy can be saved
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 Lysander_salamander: oh my
 GameSageZB: Yes bring back rainbow text
LittleVesuvius: i just checked to see if the game was short. and. a lot has yet to happen
 JeshuaWithAnE: Isn’t love wanting to fix someone? We love randy
 KeytarCat: Oh beans, thanks for the sub!
 Rhynerd: “Randy deserves better, let’s help him realize that.”
LittleVesuvius: why is god a tv head
 ElementalAlchemist: um
 IanAllenBird: whoops
 chrono2x: oh nooo
 ElementalAlchemist: it definitely was
 Mr_Horrible: mmm, the delicious forbidden blue barber juice
 LiveFaust: If it was sweet, it COULD have been antifreeze.
LittleVesuvius: i thought it was going tp be antifreeze
 RTwo28: Swan bait?
 Lysander_salamander: oh dear
 GameSageZB: That was almost a sweet descriptor
 Lysander_salamander: we're going on an adventure
 RTwo28: Holy that was real funny
 Mr_Horrible: also Rasputin did not, in fact, get up anyway (after a while)
 LiveFaust:  
 BrowneePoints: that description hit too close
 neisan2112: @Mr_Horrible Several times
 RTwo28: I love this Rasputin tangent
 Dalrint: Pretty sure Rasputin would A - Have more self esteem than Randy and. B - have been WAY more into the egg thing.
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 Martizz1e: i have no idea what this is but im here for the sub a thon, ill take a ham with mayo please
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Zornamations: I just arrived. what is that???
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
 Mai_Andra: ♪ Ra Ra Rasputin ♪ Lover of the Russion Queen ♪
 neisan2112: Ah so that one scene from The Devils
 ElementalAlchemist: thanks, Boney M
 e_bloc: this is some great writing
 RTwo28: I really like this character's dialogue
 UltraVioletVodoo: thas a solid explanation for rasputin
 e_bloc: 1013
 Lysander_salamander: wow
 Tangsm: This game is educational.
 RockPusher: 
 BusTed: history lesson
 BrowneePoints: wait…are WE Rasputin Frankenstein’d back to life?
 spethycakes: I learn so much tonight
 GameSageZB: "Claiming to save the Tsarina's child" had something to do with it, I feel...
 Mr_Horrible: I wasn't expecting a history lesson from this
 LiveFaust: God, I love this game.
 Fruan: @Mr_Horrible This does NOT count as a history lesson
 Lysander_salamander: Tsar is the russian form of 'ceasar' I think?
 Lobo_Apache: Am I stroking out? Is this game real? I've been here from the beginning and I'm still now sure if it's real
 ElementalAlchemist: I love how long this tangent is
 DeM0nFiRe: @Lobo_Apache Wake up, it's time to go to school
 Lysander_salamander: The assassins were really terrible at it.  Not professional
 BrowneePoints: stabbed poisoned shot hanged then drowned
 tehfewl: oh man
 BrowneePoints: wait he DIDNT?
 tehfewl: this game is great
 RTwo28: This dialogue is beautiful
 adept_nekomancer: That's not how the grassy knoll works...
MaddogM: I'll I can think right now is "Ra, Ra, Rasputin"
 schordash: THIS is the screen i tune back in to   
 RTwo28: Is this local hobo Rasputin?
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 Fruan: I'm given to understand this story has grown in the telling. It's probable that the shooting part worked, and everything that followed was just stupidity.
 Mr_Horrible: oddly sound logic
 GameSageZB: No, the local hobo is God (capital G)
 malfnord: Ah, those Russians
 chrono2x: @RTwo28 The hobo is god, so still a weird thing, but not rasputin
 Twilight_Spark: I'm irritated, shocked, and impressed at the length of this conversation.
 Uzumaki15: This is some delightfully bizarre dialogue
MaddogM: They end in tears?
 chrono2x: Should we try to get Let's Nope to play this. I think Graham and Alex would also appreciate it.
 malfnord: I'm pretty sure I've been on both sides of this conversation at some point in my life
 Lanthess: I think this game needs to make its way to Talking Sim...and Rhythm Cafe...and Let's Nope.
 RTwo28: Tangent time!
 PrinceNimzar: and W+P
 Laogeodritt: I've been listening while doing some desk cleanup and preparing to try and repair my other computer, and... my *god* this is hallucinatory.
 Lanthess: @PrinceNimzar It's too good for Watch and Play
 LowUpsideCJ: I popped in for some derangement and this delivers
 tezzatipoca: boy did I just walk in on something
 malfnord: Yeah, this is compentently put together, it's just insane and kinda uncomfortable.
 Lysander_salamander: oh, a goblin
  Sarah_Serinde: Okay I love all of this a lot, but it's 1am and I have *all* the tired so I'm gonna call it here
  Sarah_Serinde: Have fun friends 
 ElementalAlchemist: good night Sarah!
 Front_Ranger: 'Dat goblin lyfe...for the culture!
 neisan2112: @Sarah_Serinde 
 Mr_Horrible: 'night Sarah o/
 ElementalAlchemist: This is really such a ride
  Texan_Reverend: Have a good night @Sarah_Serinde Sleep well.
 RockPusher: 'night Sarah_Serinde
 Lysander_salamander: Like Neverending Story?
 neisan2112: Mood
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 PharaohBender27: Sleep well, Sarah_Serinde!
 GameSageZB: That yellow-backgrounded dog just looks _so sad_
 RTwo28: wait is god in this a dog with a waffle?
 ElementalAlchemist: goodbye, background
 ElementalAlchemist: hello again, background
 JeshuaWithAnE: This is like if Kathlene’s eclectic music tastes manifested themselves into a game.
 UltraVioletVodoo: this is super existential
 BrowneePoints: I mean, this would be the kind of game of clown Core would sound good to.
 Lysander_salamander: shrimp colors!
 Milleg2: Did god just have an existential crisis
 BusTed: more wavelengths!
 ElementalAlchemist: yes
 IanAllenBird: yeah
 Lysander_salamander: wait, what if you could see shrimp colors, but didn't know?
 GameSageZB: @Lysander_salamander Surprise! About 1 in 7 women have a fourth kind of cone and can see colors with more detail than the rest of the population!
 ElementalAlchemist: oof
 Lysander_salamander: oh that's cool
 tezzatipoca: the glowy eyes 
 Asimech: ABDD: Always Be Ditching Dreams
 UltraVioletVodoo: like beej in that sketch
 Lysander_salamander: that's just wrong
 tezzatipoca: that's why women have more words for colors lmao
 Asimech: Hm. ABCD: Always Be Chucking Dreams
 Gaelan_Maestro: im colourblind and people do that to mee ll the time
 Gaelan_Maestro: i hate it
 BrowneePoints: A friend of mine liked to describe that he can tell what purple is because he knows what color it isn’t
 RTwo28: Help the Randlethan!
 tezzatipoca: @asimech 👌👌👌
ender4449: random dating game goes for triggering an anxiety attack.... nice
  SimplyDaveMN: Actually yes.
  SimplyDaveMN: To be fair - how many famous shrimp artists do you know?
 tezzatipoca: @gaelan_maestro yea that's not cool
 GameSageZB: Now I'm halfway down the Tetrachromacy Wikipedia article to verify my own statement... That "miscellaneous" set of choices was too real
 Lysander_salamander: Harry has a rich fantasy
 Milleg2: Everyone knows randy
 Tangsm: Hulu's The Bear?
 iris_of_ether: B E A R
 spethycakes: 'bear'
 foopoiuyt: Who wears a suit to work at a fast food restaurant?
 BrowneePoints: There are a couple fast food places where the uniform is kind of suit like
 Asimech: Someone who took "dress for the job you want" a touch too far?
 IanAllenBird: normal hallway
 RTwo28: shrimp colors?
 dumbo3k: No, they worked at two different burger places, and Harry told you to go ask around at Randy's old burger place
 chrono2x: clown door?
 ElementalAlchemist: "There is no ESC from my love!" --the poster, which probably wants to remind you to save again
 neisan2112: I thought we hated Clowns?
 GameSageZB: Dialtown is Homestuck confirmed.
  SimplyDaveMN: Telephone heads is one level of disbelife, but someone working at fast food being able to afford such a suit is just too far to belive.
 Lysander_salamander: ah, of course
 chrono2x: @neisan2112 We seem to like clowns, the narrator in our head HATES clowns
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 Lysander_salamander: darned police
 Lysander_salamander: aw
 josh___something: fair enough
 hackingducks: yeah that's fair.
 PharaohBender27: Welp
 ElementalAlchemist: oh no
 Lysander_salamander: wow
 IanAllenBird: whoops
 RTwo28: I think you normally say wrong door in that situation
 ElementalAlchemist: wat
 crazycommie87: 
 ElementalAlchemist: Wheeler?
 Lysander_salamander: honse
 RTwo28: HORSE???
 neisan2112: Honse?
 IanAllenBird: eep
 crazycommie87: NOPE
 iris_of_ether: 
 hackingducks: yeah, also fair.
 PharaohBender27: 
 josh___something: We never speak of that again
 malfnord: WE'RE LEAVING
 RTwo28:    
 josh___something: that never happened
 bagfullofbees: HAUNTS
 chrono2x:   
  James_LRR: what the hell are you two playing?!
 Gaelan_Maestro: thank you both for pronouncing my name Correctly, people always get it wrong
 MrTheWalrus: I should go
 adept_nekomancer: Welcome to "Can't date horses club"
 Milleg2: So that happened
 RTwo28: Howdy James!
 Decem_Lampas: why the long face?
 Lysander_salamander: burg it up
 niccus: they are playing exactly what they warned they would play
 Lysander_salamander: what
 Lysander_salamander: oh
 GameSageZB: @James_LRR It's no stranger than the lore in Elden Ring.
 IanAllenBird: oh,
 hackingducks: we broke out of a zoo?
 iris_of_ether: https://clips.twitch.tv/SnappyExcitedTurnipHoneyBadger-Z2CyTwwgMnbQwFFU
 Asimech: I choose to parse that as "Zoom-asster".
excalgold: if there was a credit in this that sad 'Ian Horner as Theoroar Rustlebelt' it would make total sense for me
 FarleyF: i mean he's not wrong - we lost a war against emus so what does that tell you
 ElementalAlchemist: so much for being a business
  SimplyDaveMN: This is getting too real now.
ender4449: is alex watching this? cause this could be an interesting watch and play. its not bad functionally, but it pulls some beauty copter style moments
 Gascitygaming: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Fallout w/ Beej at Fri 11:00 PM PDT (44m from now).
 pleonasticTautology: (hi everyone!)
 Milleg2: How many different people did they use as models for these stills.  It's two right, I'm thinking two
Phailhammer subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 130 months!
 Phailhammer: Almost a third of the way through the year.
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 Spooky_Noises: what /are/ we?
 ElementalAlchemist: +1
pleonasticTautology gifted a Tier 1 sub to magpieAria! They have given 25 Gift Subs in the channel!
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 Lysander_salamander: oh dear
 LiveFaust:  
 RTwo28: wut did Randy do?
 RTwo28: oh
 Lysander_salamander: he charges him?
 Tangsm: So he works two jobs to afford living in a dumpster?
 Lysander_salamander: freaking landlords
 ElementalAlchemist: CAT
 RTwo28: Randy should join the tent home
 pleonasticTautology: isn't that part of the plot of "two broke girls"?
 spethycakes: I do know more than one person with a cat named Mingus
excalgold: @pleonasticTautology its a very NICE Dumpster though
 spookittyAsh: Grow big and strong! Mingus!
 pleonasticTautology: @excalgold lmao yeah
 hackingducks: so is dialtown new york city or san francisco?
 spethycakes: two cats and one ferret, respectively
  Juliamon: hackingducks Toronto
 hackingducks: or I guess for the canadians, toronto or vancouver.
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 chrono2x: We are a goblin, soooo
 Lysander_salamander: aaaaaa
 Fruan: NO NO NO NO NO
 RTwo28: CORRECT ANSWER RANDAL!
 Tangsm: You broke him.
 pleonasticTautology: i love that randy's face says "fuckface"
 IanAllenBird: I think route ended is the best outcome here for him
 Singenmeister: I think I’m only just now realizing that the music in this game is a parody of hold music…
 shurtal: i just got back......is randy in his home?
 Rhynerd: yes
 Lysander_salamander: mood
 chrono2x: @shurtal yes
Patorik: This game feels like an Adult Swim cartoon...
 shurtal: @chrono2x i'm glad i still have a read on this game
 LiveFaust: We've been on this screen for more than a minute and no one has aggressively promoted Mingus.
 Lysander_salamander: oh dear
 shurtal: @Patorik like, Xavier Renagade Angel could walk in at any moment
 Lysander_salamander: lewd
 crazycommie87: 
 IanAllenBird: noooo
 ElementalAlchemist: what? I mentioned the cat
 josh___something: Oh he has a CHAIR!
 josh___something: That's nice
 ElementalAlchemist: password: omelette.exe (according to the dumpster, anyway)
Patorik: @shurtal Oh God, I forgot about that one. And also, yes
 chrono2x: password: Omelette.exe
 GameSageZB: He's got his wifi helpfully posted
 BlueChloroplast: Hai chat
  Juliamon: psswrd, not password. It could be piss-ward
 chrono2x: true
 RTwo28: Randy nnooo
 chrono2x: Or the P5 Sword
 Redbassist: P5swrd
 shurtal: Psswrd sounds like a "manly, tough guy" brand of Depends
 spookittyAsh: Five P5Swrds
 LiveFaust: Ok, I'm sorry, ElementalAlchemist. I see spethycakes also acknowledged. But none of us are DYING for Mingus.
 ElementalAlchemist: true
 ElementalAlchemist: we should be
 pleonasticTautology: @spookittyAsh osdnihg
 pleonasticTautology: wait, he pays rent, it's not squatting
 spethycakes: @LiveFaust speak for yourself, friend
 spicyFerret_: What did iw
 spethycakes: It's a quiet kind of dying
 spicyFerret_: *i walk in on
 Leonhart321: OK, I just woke up and saw the title of the game. This is NOT what I expected
 pleonasticTautology: HoNk hOnK
 RTwo28: honk honk government!
 pleonasticTautology: "madame mediocre" lmao
  SimplyDaveMN: @ender4449 Was thinking the same thing.
  SimplyDaveMN: Dumpster Tardis?
 spicyFerret_: @pleonastictautology you. 
 Lysander_salamander: is this, romance?
 pleonasticTautology: ::::)
 Alephred: I assume it's pronounced Med-i-o-CRAY
 Mai_Andra: Are you the reason it's out of order?
 magpieAria: :o)
 Redbassist: oh no
 RockPusher: 
excalgold: Mom?!
 IanAllenBird: oh noooo
 Therberus: This is a weird ass dating SIM isn't it???
 BlueChloroplast:    
Bionull: Screaming like the vending machine?
 pleonasticTautology: @excalgold PFFFFFF
 Therberus: Wait phone dating SIM....
 Mr_Horrible: I'm beginning to sense why this attraction was derelict
 RTwo28: burn the machine!
 Mr_Horrible: Randy that head is indestructible
 ContingentCat: It's christmas somewhere
 spicyFerret_: I have so many questions
 IanAllenBird: randy don't call them that
 magpieAria: oh dear lord
 GameSageZB: But he's like a Nokia, how did his cranium split?!
 jamesinor: What is this game?
 ElementalAlchemist: and Gabby's shop
 jamesinor: Is the Doctor just a scalpel???
 IanAllenBird: please tell me gabby can fix this
 RockPusher: Jordynne & Kathleen Now Kiss is a delightful? treat to us all 
 neisan2112: Ah he had a spicy pillow?
Bionull: Are pimples still a thing?
 magpieAria: "Hot."? dgljhdg
 RTwo28: and the doctor put the word "fuckface" on it
  Juliamon: Bionull They aren't exclusive to heads.
 ElementalAlchemist: oh NO
 RTwo28: OH NO
 spicyFerret_: OH NO
 spethycakes: Oh Randy
icedsly subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 87 months!
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 Fruan: You could wear a hat.
 RTwo28: was his home stolen by the horrifying horse?
Bionull: I too am deep in the fibers
 jamesinor: Huh?
 Redbassist: aww
 IanAllenBird: hell yeah
 RockPusher: screm
 spicyFerret_: DEVOUR
 spookittyAsh: aaaaa
 RTwo28: screaming possum
 Mr_Horrible: "he screm at own ass"
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 DoodlestheGreat: !prime
  LRRbot: If you have Amazon Prime, you get one free Twitch sub per month to use on any channel you wish (it's hidden in the Subscribe button's popup, you need to click on the elevate your subcription button, and it does not autorenew). Any of those subs that make their way to LRR are greatly appreciated, but it's free money for any channel you choose to support!
 iris_of_ether: This game is *a lot*
 Fruan: I'm betting Randy is absolutely fine and that bandage could come off at any time with no side effects.
 spookittyAsh: less possum antics, more poss semantics
 LiveFaust: MAYBE YOUR RACCOON AND HIS POSSUM CAN BE FRIENDS?!
 ThorSokar: #LifeGoals
 RTwo28: this is just depressing now
 Singenmeister: @iris_of_ether I have genuinely never had such diverse and numerous feelings about a game.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 RTwo28: protec
 Singenmeister: on the plus side, his head is basically indestructible
Bionull: Do we have acid?
 ElementalAlchemist: cool, we spit acid now
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 RockPusher: #TentLife
 DigitalSeahorse:  tent life
 Elscorcho4965: Geese are jerjs
 magpieAria: tent liiiife
 Elscorcho4965: Jerks*
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 BlueChloroplast: Just cover it with more marker, black out the letters
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Mr_Horrible: this music is so perfect 
 RockPusher: Everything is coming up Randy
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DoodlestheGreat: !storm
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 GameSageZB: Randy we spit acid.
 mrverbal: so what are...we
 lightfut: 420, nice
 DigitalSeahorse: yyyyyup
 ElementalAlchemist: uh oh
 RTwo28: WHAT
 IanAllenBird: oh no I hope we spit acid
 DigitalSeahorse: except for Spadina
 adept_nekomancer: 
 Lysander_salamander: sir switchblade for a head
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 BlueChloroplast: 
 DigitalSeahorse:   shot by a knife?
 42MiLLyWays: 1000
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 RockPusher: erm, I broke LRRbot ?
 DigitalSeahorse:   Rockpusher
  Juliamon: it's fine, it got there
 neisan2112: Oh no, its doing each sub by itself lol
 ThorSokar: I think so RockPusher, haha, good work
 RockPusher: 
 IanAllenBird: whoops
 neisan2112: TRUE
 LiveFaust: We can that "QA", RockPusher.
 RockPusher: Oh well, er, enjoy the sub notifier for a little bit
 theeffohzero: What visual novel is this?
 GameSageZB: You can do it, Randy!
 RockPusher: go get it Randy!
 Singenmeister: @theeffohzero Dialtown
 LiveFaust:  
 ElementalAlchemist: to defeat the Huns
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Bionull: Bandage dress is in
  Juliamon: oh my god
 IanAllenBird: jnikmjnikmjni
 ElementalAlchemist: wat
 neisan2112: OH MY GOD
 Lysander_salamander: Enemies to lovers?
 josh___something: oh MY god
 iris_of_ether: 
 chrono2x: oh noooo
 Lysander_salamander: eugh
 Lysander_salamander: he's a karen
 Redbassist: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Bionull: This music
 RockPusher:  
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Lysander_salamander: 
 chrono2x: yay Randy!
 GameSageZB: 
 Mr_Horrible: spit fire, Randy!
 theeffohzero: Grazie @singenmeister
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 VorlonScout: 1550 You tell him, Randy
 DigitalSeahorse:  Randy
 ElementalAlchemist: pfffft
 theeffohzero: Whoa randy spitting fire
 pleonasticTautology: WHOA
 pleonasticTautology: HAHAHAHA
 Lysander_salamander: oh wow
 Mr_Horrible: 
 iris_of_ether: Hahaha
 Redbassist: 
 malfnord: oh the turns have tabled
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
 theeffohzero: Woah that went 180 real fast
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 shendaras: 
 IanAllenBird: 👏
 spethycakes: 
 DigitalSeahorse: cute marshmellow
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahahaha
 ElementalAlchemist: too chonkers
 iris_of_ether: 
 pleonasticTautology: puss-puss too chonkers.
 theeffohzero: My sides...
 DigitalSeahorse: marshmallow*
 adept_nekomancer: so very chonkers
LittleVesuvius: loooool im dying a bit
 Rhynerd: that and why would the tiger go back to the zoo?
 Lysander_salamander: oh lawd he comin
 lightfut: Too chonkers indeed
 tehfewl: puss-puss too chonkers.
LittleVesuvius: puss puss too chonkers and he scream at own ass
 Mollylele: game of the year
 tod_vom_himmel: how does this game have better writing than 90% of games
 iris_of_ether: This game is *so much*
 theeffohzero: @mollylele Game of  all time
 L0rdX33n: Why am I still awake? I am being a silly.
 L0rdX33n: Hi Iris
 GameSageZB: You need a new clutch, after all.
 L0rdX33n: Oh dear
 adept_nekomancer: Do we have more eggs?
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 theeffohzero: I got scared with jordynne being threatening
 iris_of_ether: Hi @L0rdX33n ! Just doing some Lego and whatever the heck this is
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 LiveFaust: OMG they were tentmates!
 theeffohzero: Hence why MC puts up with Randy
 Mr_Horrible: with the save
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 gualdhar: nooo the rabbit fucking
 ElementalAlchemist: hot dogs!
 DigitalSeahorse: hehehheheh
 lightfut: Right on time
 RockPusher: 
 Lysander_salamander: well, ok
 GameSageZB: =O
 pleonasticTautology: "hotdog!" is an incredible respones to getting laid
 Lysander_salamander: turtle time
 Mr_Horrible: truly incredible timing
 itbedefii:  
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 RockPusher: 
 L0rdX33n: @iris_of_ether Oooh, I too have lego.... no wait, it's nearly Fallout time
 malfnord: [It's easier if you don't look]
 RTwo28: Lol
 theeffohzero: I mean... How else to describe your wiener?
 ElementalAlchemist: The way they did this scene is fantastic
 RockPusher:  
 pleonasticTautology: sdljhfbkgnslkm
Cptasparagus: omg the soundtrack for this game cost $2 more than the game itself
 Singenmeister: nature finds a way to
 heartofgoldfish: oh, have we hit subathon finale yet?
 magpieAria: "hotdog" with two thumbs up is the perfect reaction to sex
 ElementalAlchemist: I mean, this whole thing was fantastic
 IanAllenBird: oh we do have acid spit after all
 andreagustafson: omg this game is absolutely UNIHINGED
 RockPusher: hahahaha
 ElementalAlchemist: "the sexuals"
 Artificer_Evan: @andreagustafson yup
SpaceBattery subscribed at Tier 2. They've subscribed for 56 months!
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 DigitalSeahorse: the sexuals
 chrono2x: hahahaha
 Lysander_salamander: 
 magpieAria: it counts
 Genie_M: Perfect timing
 SpaceBattery: Wow i sure came in at A Time
 L0rdX33n: Ah, the Tuesday special
NathanLonghair: what is this game called?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
  Juliamon: !game
  LRRbot: Currently playing: Dialtown: Phone Dating Sim
 chrono2x: @NathanLonghair Dialtown
 pleonasticTautology: i know folks who'd sleep in it but not fuck in it
NathanLonghair: thanks!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 sporkraptor: this is horrible and I love it
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 magpieAria: thats SO REALK
 ThorSokar: fuckin' dominated holy crap
 pleonasticTautology: ook
 RockPusher: 
 theeffohzero: My jaw and sides hurt now
 VorlonScout: ”1 for 1”
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 ElementalAlchemist: gottim
 L0rdX33n: I pay taxes, where's my house?
 andreagustafson: I need a tshirt that says "Feral and Proud"
 DigitalSeahorse: ^
 L0rdX33n: @andreagustafson I'd buy one
 GameSageZB: That shirt definitely exists.
 Mr_Horrible: Jordynne's penchant for called shots continues
Timlin 22: Wtaf did I just click into???
Timlin 22: P.S. not complaining just very confused
Therberus: what the actual bus?!
Timlin 22: Is this a Crytid dating sim?
ender4449: yes?
ender4449: yes
Timlin 22: ok
 lightfut: Jerrodynne
 Mr_Horrible: "All 150 of them"
 ThorSokar: sounds amazing
 IanAllenBird: lkmjnikomjniok
 Mr_Horrible: we're learning so much lore for this world
 L0rdX33n: Ha
 goombalax: reference
 crazycommie87: Oh
 Lysander_salamander: metaphors?
 ElementalAlchemist: lol, bewarlocked
 RockPusher: No one is *merely* Randy
 Lysander_salamander: is that a plug?
 RTwo28: Moar!
Ben Eastwood: Is thus the return of Now Kiss!!!??
 RockPusher: They can ♫ Siiiiing! ♫
 RockPusher: delicious
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 lightfut: Are they single?
 theeffohzero: I can hope so
 pleonasticTautology: fortune machine tulpa [i can make this joke cos i'm plural]
 ElementalAlchemist: The swans 100% know this
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 theeffohzero: Magic is funny like that
 theeffohzero: I mean they're talking to an OUT OF ORDER fortune telling booth
 Fruan: Placenta effect
 GameSageZB: I love that this is in your head, so your head is correcting you.
 ElementalAlchemist: @theeffohzero powered by cough nectar
 sporkraptor: hit her up
 ImmortalLen: But I must know what happens to Randy!
 theeffohzero: @elementalalchemist gimme that honey
 RockPusher: It means more of this silliness later 
 ElementalAlchemist: This has been so amazing
 chrono2x: YES
 RockPusher: Beej!
 Pywodwagon: summon the beej
 ImmortalLen: Is beej in the room with us?
 m33pn8r: +1 Beej pls
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 RockPusher: Come be a cryptid with us!
 an_archist2: beej... beej...
 josh___something: Beej, I SUMMON THEE
 SnackPak_:  Beej
 Decem_Lampas: 
 spookittyAsh: beeeeej
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 theeffohzero: He probably can read our eummons
 Rhynerd: Summon Beej like@the god hobo
Bionull: Is this "beej" in the room with you right now?
 theeffohzero: Brendan!
 GameSageZB: Be-ej-eljuice theme intensifies.
 todeswillen: Summen beej
 lightfut: Beejery j beejington iv
 TacitusVigil: Beejamin
 mirshebs: 
 adept_nekomancer: I think we need the beejdrop to summon Beej
 m33pn8r: It does need the reading though
 RockPusher: Also when do you need to come back in in the morning?
 ElementalAlchemist: The Rasputin bit was important, though
 Tangsm: But we learned so much.
 theeffohzero: BRENDAN!
 lightfut: So much Rasputin lore
 Rhynerd: how else are we to learn Russian History?
 lightfut: Beejopher mcbeejery
 Rhynerd: through a school?
 PharaohBender27: 
 LiveFaust: Heresy! One can never spend too much time learning about Rasputin.
 RockPusher: Thank you Kathleen, thank you Jordynne  
 IanAllenBird: o7
 theeffohzero: Good session Kathleen and jordynne
SytYoshi: Thanks for the stream.
 Gaelan_Maestro: now you HAVE to have more Now Kiss!
 Redbassist:  
 ElementalAlchemist: Thank you for having us; this was excellent
 GameSageZB: Thank you for this lovely nonsense!
 Tangsm: Rah Rah Rasputin indeed.
 pleonasticTautology: g'night!
 L0rdX33n: Ciao
 iris_of_ether:   
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 spookittyAsh: thank you for strem
 spethycakes: thank you! 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Timlin 22: No not a cliffhanger for a game I have only 10 mins of context on, how will I cope?
Timlin 22: Ps this has actually been a really fun 10 mins
  SimplyDaveMN: Beej is all in you mind - you chugged that Subathon this morning, remember?
Timlin 22: Who is this Beej we speak of I only know the level 5 super judge
LittleVesuvius: ty! sleep well
Riandisa: This was a lot of fun
 theeffohzero: Good night ladies
  Texan_Reverend: Night, y'all!
 DoodlestheGreat: Tank u 4 strem
 LiveFaust: Nini! 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 m33pn8r: We learned about russian fuck jesus, so that was a thing
 Rhynerd: goodnight!
 Fruan: *pounding the table* BEEJ BEEJ BEEJ BEEJ
 Redbassist: 
 RockPusher: 
 IanAllenBird: 👋
 Mr_Horrible: thanks for that incredibly cerebral time you two
 m33pn8r: o/
  Texan_Reverend: 
 theeffohzero: That wave from jordynne is adorable
 Redbassist:  
 sporkraptor: so, that was Disco Elysium
 theeffohzero: Hello Brendan
  Texan_Reverend: Nowwwww, we Fall back out with BEEJ!
 spookittyAsh: the prophebeej has come true
 theeffohzero: Bye brendan
 theeffohzero: Dance jordynne!
 RockPusher:   
 theeffohzero: More wasteland time?
 RockPusher: !quote beej
  LRRbot: Quote #994: "They're more like water balloons full of eggs." —Beej [2015-10-30]
 todeswillen: What ist Up next
  Texan_Reverend: Ok, that's just entirely too much egg nonsense for one night, LRRbot.
 Redbassist: whats the half-life of a Beej fallout?
 Singenmeister: [grunting]
 theeffohzero: Way too long I think? @redbassist
 theeffohzero: They never seem to end
  Texan_Reverend: @todeswillen Beej is playing Fallout 1-in-2. That's the original Fallout modded to run with the Fallout 2 engine and QoL updates.
 theeffohzero: What with his beejdrops
 lightfut: It's beejomus b beejrington
 Redbassist: @theeffohzero ah yes gotta account for those
 DoodlestheGreat: So, we're set now to end at 11:48 AM their time. To make it to 2PM would need 131 subs or 52,400 bits, or some combination of the two. Let's see how things go.
 RockPusher: 
 L0rdX33n: Hello Beej
  Texan_Reverend: Good evening, ghost Beej.
 JadedCynic: Beej!
 theeffohzero: Then get chased by banana Cori
 Redbassist: 
 DoodlestheGreat: Hiya, Beej!
 RockPusher: I did think Beej's shirt was green on the break cam 
 ShifuDaxiongmao: it is now Subeej-a-thon
 Fruan: Ghost shirt!
 EvilBadman: All hail floating head
  Texan_Reverend: !subathon
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 theeffohzero: Sir Brendan, how lovely to see through you!
 RockPusher: No nonsense, only Beej 
 JadedCynic: Oh man, yeah - with this overstock of firearms in your pack, does this make you one of The Gunrunners? 
 TacitusVigil: Time to go to the Brotherhood of Steve?
 RockPusher: How's the tea this evening Beej?
 L0rdX33n: You didn't find the parts for the hydroponic farm, right?
 Mai_Andra: Has the game title been updated on the stream?
 theeffohzero: Snakes, why did it have to be snakes?
 JadedCynic: You manage to sell off all your spare guns, and these guys are gonna be calling out "BEEJ!" in greeting everytime they see you 
 JadedCynic: !HeyChat
  LRRbot: Please ONLY offer advice when the streamer uses the phrase "Hey, chat...". Let them try to learn the game on their own, even if it means they miss a thing or two.
 L0rdX33n: 
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 L0rdX33n: I like that your shirt is see through
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 JadedCynic: a *mostly* blind playthru
 finestotter: My prime finally expired so I can subscribe again during the Athon
 TacitusVigil: Combat +Beej = Combeej
 Creideiki_SE: Good European morning! The game in Twitch is still set to "Dialtown".
 Aeraliz: hey wait what's the difference between "a Gun Runner" and "a typical Gun Runner"
 Malkmaven1176: Its floating head beej
 Carlioo: ah, a slightly fading beej today
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 theeffohzero: Stream is still on dialphone @loadingreadyrun
 malsareus: good morning Beej and chat
 theeffohzero: Morning
 Carlioo: fallout is a dating sim right?
 malsareus: wait is Beej a ghost now?
 theeffohzero: He's wearing green
 theeffohzero: Booj
 Carlioo: yeah beej, you have to tell us if you're a ghost
 JadedCynic: @Carlioo it all depends on the perks you take 
 L0rdX33n: @Carlioo Fallout 1, not so much. Fallout 2.... mayyyyyyybe?
 JadedCynic: Come on, Chat! Beej is secretly a ghost or anything; he couldn't be more transparent about this!
 JadedCynic: 
 PrinceNimzar: @Carlioo actually if i recall Sixth Sense correctly we are obligated to tell Beej that he's a ghost
 RockPusher: malsareus now‽
 Creideiki_SE: Is this what It's Not Easy Bein' Green is about?
 theeffohzero: <message deleted>He looks exhausted, can someone grab him coffee if he's going for long
 JadedCynic: @theeffohzero just washed out? 
 L0rdX33n: https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Fallout_2_weapons
  Texan_Reverend: @theeffohzero Please, don't comment on streamer appearance.
 L0rdX33n: Remember, you're technically in fallout 2
 theeffohzero: Im Just concerned about him isall
 L0rdX33n: Plasma rifle is the 2nd best ranged weapon you can expect to find
  Texan_Reverend: I appreciate that, but he's an adult and perfectly able to take care of himself.
 theeffohzero: Understood
 Shadwhawk: But I'm concerned Beej's body is translucent.  Someone's fucking around in the timestream again.
 L0rdX33n: Its in SMGs
 FarleyF: So beej im sure that it's been asked before - are you considering playing this as a play it forward in the future, maybe for F1 and F2 only
 theeffohzero: Did someone go through the door to the dinosaur past and fucked around?
 JadedCynic: remember, it's not just the damage and rate of fire, the weight can be a factor too (sniper rifles are large and heavy for 'small guns' for example)
 Mai_Andra: "You can hang onto some other things too, like this 'L' (starts blasting...)"
 theeffohzero: Like seeing korg and telling him he doesn't have big guns?
 L0rdX33n: Sniper rifle has a higher AP cost...
 theeffohzero: Hence why beej is now booj
 JadedCynic: not as much - they're often related to AP cost to fire - bigger takes more
 L0rdX33n: Some weapons have hidden traits, like the 223 pistol is armor piercing
 JadedCynic: and thus you fire less often in a 'turn'
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 Fruan: This is really more of a Play it Back
 JadedCynic: cool!
 JadedCynic: that's fine 
 iris_of_ether: Personal enjoyment is 500% valid 
 FarleyF: oh yeah - glad that your thinking of finishing the story in your own time. Well i hope that you do enjoy it and maybe consider the rest of the series
 theeffohzero: Does this have the you are over encumbered thing that Bethesda games have?
 L0rdX33n: Almost all  guns cost 5 to fire, 6 for burst/aimed> Sniper rifle takes 6 to fire, 7 for aimed shot. There are exactly 2 guns that cost 4 to shoot, 5 for aimed shot.
 JadedCynic: @theeffohzero sort of - you can't run when overencumbered, and I *think* when you travel overland, you're more likely to hit random encounters (because you're travelling slower)
 Sorator13: Ahoy friends! (Does Beej know that the stream is still on the Dating Sim category?)
 JadedCynic: it's all for you 
 Mai_Andra: making non-optimal plays is "Content"
 JadedCynic: oh dang
 L0rdX33n: I think so?
 gameboy350: @Sorator13 this is in fact a courtship ritual
 theeffohzero: You just don't stop in place because you are carry one pound above you max?
  Texan_Reverend: Speaking of Geiger counters, L actually got one today. Fortunately, nothing in our home is radioactive.
 L0rdX33n: @theeffohzero Correct, Beej was roided up and carrying too much but then the drugs wore off. He was encumbered and slowly walked through the desert for a week
 shurtal: Been very ethereal tonight
  Texan_Reverend: However, they're now on the hunt for spicy things at estate sales and antique malls and such.
 theeffohzero: Oh no why am I imagining David Attenborough narrating the stream now
 iris_of_ether: @Texan_Reverend oh dang
 L0rdX33n: I notice the metal armor becomes lower cut when Katja is wearing it. Funny that
 theeffohzero: Designs of the time
Woodthorn: What a coincidence
 L0rdX33n: Swap meet! Party inventory!
 theeffohzero: This gonna be a auditing session is it?
Kim H: remember he is doing a Beej-run not a speed-run!
 L0rdX33n: I believe in you
 WhirlwindAbyss: are we super close to the cap now?
 JadedCynic: heh, older RPGs did that - the original Pool of Radiance: on winning a battle you'd have each character with a personal inventory screen, and then "the Pool" which was the loot they just found; and you could have everyone dump their packs into the pool and see all of it in one list (text-only tho) and then figure out who should get what, etc.)
 L0rdX33n: @WhirlwindAbyss Barely halfway
 FarleyF: if they havent healed they can from the blood of their enemies
 theeffohzero: As I recall death claws are deathly in the older fallout games
 theeffohzero: Sort of the dreaded like dragons in dnd
 JadedCynic: they're not exactly NOT deathly in the newer ones, either 
 L0rdX33n: 3 here
 L0rdX33n: and...
 JadedCynic: and yeah, they're the iconic foe
Woodthorn: Oh! This is where I bricked my save and stopped playing
 L0rdX33n: there's some stairs on this map
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 Sorator13: Ian may want to take a step to theside...
 Lord_Hosk: Deathclaws are a lot smaller than I remember
 dumbo3k: I appreciate your shirt semi chroma keying out so we can see behind you
 JadedCynic: aren't you glad YOU took a step to the side? 
 theeffohzero: @jadedcynic yeah, but newer death laws are neutered by VATS and fat boys
 JadedCynic: ZAP!
 malfnord: here lizard lizard lizard...
 josh___something: Are you still in the "Dialtown: Phone Dating Sim" category?
 betweenmyself: yup, still shows Dialtown
 JadedCynic: yeah, Paul called it a night before Kathleen & Jordynne finished...
 theeffohzero: Oh twitch interface
 JadedCynic: yay!
 Sorator13: \o/
  Texan_Reverend: Game shows as updated on my end.
 theeffohzero: I mean why fix what ain't broken?
 betweenmyself: phew!  now I can rest assured Beej probably won’t be romancing any telephones in this nuclear wasteland 
Woodthorn: How much longer can the subathon extend?
 theeffohzero: I'd romance my life ld Nokia if I could ngl
 L0rdX33n: If you don't clear out the basement on this map the deathclaws will respawn an hourt after you leave the area
 theeffohzero: @woodthorn til Saturday before the ppr
 JadedCynic: gotta keep an eye out for those toasters tho! (if you get that, say and I'll give you some free Advil for your back)
  SimplyDaveMN: Deathclaw Trolly Problem.
  SimplyDaveMN: If I recall correctly there is a nest of eggs here too.
Woodthorn: @theeffohzero I thought yhe ppr was on Sunday?
 L0rdX33n: This is actually great for farming xp
 JadedCynic: yes, and saturday is before it 
 theeffohzero: Haha they want to rest before the ppr
 theeffohzero: And get some prep done before the ppr
 theeffohzero: Saturday is the limit afaik
  Texan_Reverend: Sounds like a TTSF to me.
 JadedCynic: stab the deathclaw in the EYES
 L0rdX33n: Ian just feels stabby sometimes
 JadedCynic: yeahhh
 L0rdX33n: Yeah, probably
 Lord_Hosk: is he out of bullets?
 dumbo3k: @L0rdX33n Tinker Tailor Solder Stab
 theeffohzero: Yeesh blind deathclaws? Aren't they more deadly since they would flail blindly?
 JadedCynic: "Ranged then melee" is basically shoot at the target and if it gets close enough to stab, switch to the knife
 Sorator13: Does he *know* that he has lots of bullets? 
 iris_of_ether: I have a half-painted deathclaw on my desk. I should really finish it 
 theeffohzero: I could never tell with the AI for older fallout games tbh
 L0rdX33n: It'll get closer
 JadedCynic: @iris_of_ether but if you finish it, it might have enough confidence to start bullying your other miniatures? 
 Lord_Hosk: You can make Vincent Price Breakfast!
 theeffohzero: Deathclaw omelette?
 JadedCynic: oh crap: Mother Deathclaw
 JadedCynic: it's blinded
 iris_of_ether: @JadedCynic Fair! I guess I will also need to finish making a little biome (shelf) for it away from the other minis 
 theeffohzero: Mommy not happy you killing her children
 L0rdX33n: Very yes
 JadedCynic: 
 JadedCynic: it speaks!
 L0rdX33n: Get closer 
 malsareus: that a lot of blood to not have inside you
 JadedCynic: throw a flare?
 theeffohzero: At this point I'm not sure if chat is daring beej to get closer or telling him to because it's what's recommend
 L0rdX33n: Mother deathclaw is always in the dark basement, giving all the accuracy penalties
 theeffohzero: If it bleeds we can kill it
 JadedCynic: @theeffohzero I mean, accuracy is inversely modified by range...
 theeffohzero: Hi yah!
  TStodden: Deathclaw Omelettes anyone? 
 JadedCynic: I need some firewood, and flint & tinder, and a big skillet!
 FarleyF: @TStodden nah thats in Fallout 4 
 JadedCynic: mulligan! 
 theeffohzero: Ooh ooh me please with chillies and pepper added?
 Lord_Hosk: Step one, do better this time. Step two... Step three profit!
 thegreatwyrdling: I love how they have a nuclear moat
  TStodden: Nuclear moats are much easier to maintain than lava moats
 Lord_Hosk: Thats not nuclear, thats NucaDew
 L0rdX33n: I still share that "shoot the leg" clip. It's usually worth a laugh
 L0rdX33n: We don't know why
 theeffohzero: I mean where would you get lava and the container to hold said lava?
 L0rdX33n: Ian is back on "gun than knife"
 Lord_Hosk: Step one, you did better
 JadedCynic: @L0rdX33n I feel it's Beej's reaction 
 L0rdX33n: Pure gold
  TStodden: True...  & the heating requirements to keep lava as lava would cost an arm, a leg & possibly a soul.
 L0rdX33n: @JadedCynic Sorry, "we don't know why" was in response to  "I never reload my gun"
 L0rdX33n: White coat
 Lord_Hosk: Miles Obrien, the most important person in Starfleet history.
 L0rdX33n: Re shirt
 L0rdX33n: I remembered wrong
 theeffohzero: Sigh... I'm remembering my time with fallout tactics
 theeffohzero: Which is how I got in fallout
 L0rdX33n: This is the most powerful weapon you can find without a lucky random encounter
 theeffohzero: What are ya buyin?
 theeffohzero: What are ya sellin?
 JadedCynic: yeah, there's the other factor, heavier guns literally DO need a minimum Strength to use properly - less with pistols and SMGs but...if you go into Big Guns...
 Lord_Hosk: Hello! has anyone seen a store around these parts!
 vegetalss4: You could give a shooting weapon to the lady you took the plasma rifle from?
 theeffohzero: I think that hooded fellow is a merchant but he keeps laughing everytime I buy something off him
 vegetalss4: I just meant because you where encumbered
 L0rdX33n: I'd be shocked
 Lord_Hosk: You mean... A TURBO plasma rifle?
 L0rdX33n: ah
 theeffohzero: Plasma but speed?
 L0rdX33n: As I recall, if you asked Smitty before the parts he would have told you he manufactured ammo but didn't sell it directly, go talk to {insert shop owner}
 L0rdX33n: ooh
 L0rdX33n: That guy
 Scarletdemon_1: Just made some very good chocolate chip cookies, tip: add a spoon of instant coffee
 L0rdX33n: The fortune teller guy... there's a thing
 L0rdX33n: you should save
 L0rdX33n: It's missable
 L0rdX33n: Check the bottom left
 L0rdX33n: No you did it right
 L0rdX33n: Your Luck had permanently improved by one
 L0rdX33n: Ironic, since the game crashed
 malsareus: gone nuclear?
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 TheArtGremblin: Man I got so much video to catch up on XD
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 definenull: uh oh?
 malsareus: can you open task manager in a 2nd desktop?
  Texan_Reverend: That's a powerful crash.
 tidehollowcat: I didn't realize the game crashed and thought "wow Beej is really upset about that fortune teller, huh?"
 Shadwhawk: I think that happened earlier this week, too
 malfnord: um
 jamesk902: You're on booth.
 iris_of_ether: Still on booth
 ThorSokar: still on the booth there Beej
 L0rdX33n: That is one of the few ways your SPECIAL stats can increase
 drewm1022: He didn't say "Hey chat, am I still on booth," 
 betweenmyself: actual game footage is overrated
  SimplyDaveMN: ALT-TAB?
 ThorSokar: You got one of the cursed K-series CPUs or something?  That's the 2nd hard-crash I've seen this event
 malfnord: Cuts out the middleman on a reaction video
 ThorSokar: These old games were kinda text adventures the amount of dialogue in them was truly impressive
 L0rdX33n: Thery will stop respawning if you kill mom and eggs
 FarleyF: on it boss man
 jamesk902: @ThorSokar It's the lack of voice acting - it makes large amounts of text easier.
 FarleyF: in Fallout a mother deathclaw must be killed in order to stop her from hatching more of her young; the only way of eliminating the deathclaws from the Boneyard.
 L0rdX33n: Good plan
 bagfullofbees: did that one guy just say "blood and darkness!"?
 jamesk902: The AI in this game is something else.
 malsareus: they're trying to help each other
  SimplyDaveMN: You have no weapon equipped.
  SimplyDaveMN: Best to get something equipped so you don't waste action points in battle.
 malsareus: it's a heartwarming tale of friendship in the face of adversity
 vegetalss4: It's kinda funny to me that video game store people almost always assume the player is looking to *buy*, rather than wanting to *sell*
 L0rdX33n: Ironically, he only has enough cash for the sguns you got off the guys you killed on the way into town
Seru: are we capped on the timer? :D
 CanvasWolfDoll: ah. he's gone invisibeejle
  TXC2: Hello everybody!
 RockPusher: 'mornin' TXC2
  TXC2: hi RockPusher
 EdibleDragon: Cap laundering
 Riiiiiiis: Morning
 Alephred: Leonard Boyarsky says SPECIAL was originally ACELIPS.
  TXC2: hello Riiiiiiis  welcome
Kaktus021: Cap-italism
 ThorSokar: haha, that is the way it worked in these games
  TXC2: hey chat is active
  mtvcdm: Hello. I've just made it through the door and am back home.
 shurtal: Hey, Yooj
 L0rdX33n: Not really, but they do have something you want a LOT of caps for
  TXC2: I think they have a store, I'm not sure if it's better
 aussie_rob_w: Hi Beej and Fallout and Chat
  mtvcdm: Airports suck. Friends don't let friends do airports.
 L0rdX33n: And only caps, no trade, no barter, cash
  TXC2: hello aussie_rob_w  welcome
 FarleyF: from the looks of things yes
  TXC2: welcome home mtvcdm
  mtvcdm: Where are we on cappage?
 malsareus: Friends help friends advocate for rail expansion
 L0rdX33n: just shy of 18k
XandaxDK: Who knew the apocalypse would be bad for commerce 
  mtvcdm: Oh no I meant the subathon cap, not the Fallout cap
  TXC2: like 3 hours from sub cap ?
  Texan_Reverend: Yeah, that's about right @TXC2
 malfnord: Just under 3 hours, I think. Like 2.75
 Riiiiiiis: Metric hours??
 Riiiiiiis: 😃
 L0rdX33n: Good idea
  mtvcdm: So like... 165.... ish, sub units, roughly?
 hedonistic_mushroom: Like how many subs is that by conversion? It 3pm on a Saturday, I can't math.
  SimplyDaveMN: @Seru I don't think so, but only donations/subs on the Twitch channel affect the timer.
Seru: oh yeah, I know that... if I see that right, we should be about 6 minutes off the planned end time
Seru: oh nvm. 2 hours and 6 minutes off :D
Seru: or maybe just 6 minutes off after all :D
Seru: hard to say
 L0rdX33n: Books allow you to convert guns into skills
  mtvcdm: Yeah, 2.75 hours would be 165 sub units, if 2.75 was the exact time remaining to cap.
  mtvcdm: But then *after* that cap is hit then the cursed golf scorecard starts to get worse (at a rate of 1 stroke per hour that would have gone onto the clock).
 L0rdX33n: And by the time you finish reading, Beth's will be open
  TXC2: books get worse as you get smarter
 L0rdX33n: You are too good for gun book
 jumping_point: Good morning chat, good morning Beej!
 RockPusher: ♫ your brain gets smart but your books get dumb ♫
  TXC2: hello jumping_point  welcome
  TXC2: RockPusher  exactly 
 hedonistic_mushroom: "Books get worse as you get smarter" No context Truth of the day
 jumping_point: @TXC2 Hi TXC2! is chat behaving today?
 theeffohzero: @hedonistic_mushroom what is the context of that quote exactly?
  TXC2: jumping_point  they seem to be, I only got here 15 mins ago 
 L0rdX33n: Drugs guy?
  TXC2: theeffohzero  I just said it regarding how skill books work in this game
 theeffohzero: @txc2 i just rejoined the chat after training
  TXC2: however, out of context, it's a fun joke about how "dumb" kids books can be more engaging and educational then "smart" adult books
 jumping_point: @TXC2 Fair enough. ^^ Hope you had a good morning/day up until now?
 L0rdX33n: I'm reminded of an Onion headline: Bureau Of Alcohol, Tobacco & Firearms Reaches Trade Agreement With Food & Drug Administration
 theeffohzero: I may have been juked more than I like to admit by the onion
  TXC2: jumping_point  well I woke up at 4am so 
 theeffohzero: Oh dear, all good on your side? @txc2
 ThatOverkillGuy: has anyone told beej hes a cutie patutie?
  TXC2: theeffohzero  yeah, just sleep is a harsh, fleeting mistress
 theeffohzero: Narcoleptic problems?
  TStodden: 100 100 CAN I HAZ NUKOALA? 100 100
  TXC2: theeffohzero  no, I may or may not have a sleep apnoea
 FarleyF: OMG that reminds me has anyone played the Nuka World Theme song for Beej - just so it can be lodged in someone elses brain
  TXC2: thr FAL: the right arm of Democracy
 theeffohzero: 308 is a harsh caliber to control
 L0rdX33n: Yeah, thjey changed the names for some reason...
 theeffohzero: To avoid issues with licensing iirc
 L0rdX33n: Drugsman has cash
 theeffohzero: We getting in the endgame now
 jumping_point: Not getting enough sleep sucks. Chat, I vote for us stayin very well behaved
 theeffohzero: NO ANARCHY
 L0rdX33n: Combat knife?
 L0rdX33n: Too late for think
 L0rdX33n: I understand that completely
 L0rdX33n: Any game that lets me have a knife, keep a knife
Mikey 2DropZ: Is this a live playthrough or a rerun of a past stream?
DyingRice: never know when you need to shank someone
 L0rdX33n: To the Steel bois!
Woodthorn: Casual 22k bottlecaps rattling away in your pocket
 theeffohzero: Also remember crocodile Dundee: get a real knoife
 theeffohzero: I'd imagine 22k bottle caps would weigh you down quite a bit
 L0rdX33n: @theeffohzero That's sil;ly, rpg money doesn't have weight. Unless it does
 theeffohzero: Had the misfortune to play new Vegas with a mod my brother installed that added weight to caps for "realism"
 Shadwhawk: C'mon, Bob's Pre-Owned Car Mart
 adept_nekomancer: @theeffohzero According to google, the mass of a bottlecap is around 2.2 grams, meaning that 22k of them would weight around 49 kg.
 L0rdX33n: you did, there was nothing there
 Ktolos: thats only 48 kilos
  TXC2: there being nothing in that little town over there kinda pissed me off 
 theeffohzero: How much AT would you need to carry it effortlessly? @adept_nekomancer  @ktolos
 theeffohzero: ST*
 L0rdX33n: By my math you could have 100 energy weapon skill next level
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 KittyKibitzer: Hello wonderful chat
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 adept_nekomancer: @theeffohzero With 49 kilos of metal at your disposal?  Just fashion it into armor.
 L0rdX33n: 90s RPG writing...
 jumping_point: Hello KittyKibitzer!
XandaxDK: Do it 
  TXC2: If you play as a women you instead have a conversion about there being women in a brotherhood
 theeffohzero: Black isle and subsequently troika knew how to pull them strings through their writing regardless of its intent
  SimplyDaveMN: Or TRY to hit that...
 L0rdX33n: Right?!
 theeffohzero: @adept_nekomancer cap armor? I'm not sure that's practical
 L0rdX33n: Wouldn't you?
 Lord_Hosk: a jedi
 TehAmelie: just hangin out in my office/bathroom
 theeffohzero: Shitting on company time
 theeffohzero: Oof working on a weekend, you have my sympathy @tehamelie
 Lord_Hosk: We are more than friends... We are brothers
 L0rdX33n: uh
 L0rdX33n: don't go through THAT door
  TXC2: only if you go into some places you're not allowed
 theeffohzero: Wouldn't surprise me if they did
 L0rdX33n: right in front of you
 L0rdX33n: welp
 theeffohzero: I hear clancy brown
  TXC2: theeffohzero  indeed you did
 L0rdX33n: that office and the big store room up north are the only off limits areas
  SimplyDaveMN: I think you get a locekr, in which you can drop all your extra stuff. BUt I also remember its really easy to say something wrong and get kicked out.
  SimplyDaveMN: SOmewhat, but they will generally warn you.
  TXC2: bless you
 theeffohzero: Bless you
CaptainTeo: Bless you.
 L0rdX33n: Don't forget to pick up your armor from the requisition guy
 L0rdX33n: Mathias mentioned it
 theeffohzero: Can't wait for beej to meet Sargeant dornan next game
 Lord_Hosk: I need the good stuff
  TXC2: seven six two millimetre, full metal jacket!
 L0rdX33n: https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Fallout_armor_and_clothing
 L0rdX33n: Better resistances
 theeffohzero: Anyone know how long does beej have to get the water chip?
 L0rdX33n: Water chip gotten
  TXC2: theeffohzero  he's got it already
 theeffohzero: How long before the vault dies?
  TXC2: intresting that it's showing item weight and not cap prices in this menu
 L0rdX33n: They patched out the time limit, he has infinity days
 theeffohzero: Really?
  TXC2: there's still a time limit before the master attacks
 theeffohzero: Hence why he's so chill about it
  SimplyDaveMN: I think the aera you are in now is techincally your room
  SimplyDaveMN: Or will be.
 L0rdX33n: Yep, the original 500 day limit was just obnoxious, players hated it. It was patched out first update
 theeffohzero: Grr... Why am I thinking of doctor who now?
  TXC2: theeffohzero  the robes ?
 L0rdX33n: that north west room
 theeffohzero: Robes do look gallifreyan
 L0rdX33n: This is one of the other ways you can permanently increase your SPECIAL stats
 L0rdX33n: Each one can be done once
 jumping_point: This is the first Fall out, right? How far are we along in the story?
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  TXC2: hedonistic_mushroom  
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 jumping_point: @TXC2 thanks!
 Lord_Hosk: Locked?  How rude! don't you trust your brothers!
 L0rdX33n: @jumping_point Yes. We were sent out to find a replacement chip for our vault's water processor. While we wer doing that we learned about an army of mutants and were told to go deal with that.
 jumping_point: Nice gifts, hedonistic_mushroom!
 Fruan: Bunks are shelves that you store sleeping people on
 L0rdX33n: If you get the agility operation, you will have 9 AP all the time
 theeffohzero: My brothers don't trust me so locking is a reasonable action to take
 malsareus: so many knights
  TXC2: !events
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 Lord_Hosk: Hi paul
32 raiders from cgbuen have joined!
maybee_yes: 👀 WE'RE WATCHING YOU 👀 WE'RE WATCHING YOU 👀 WE'RE WATCHING YOU 👀 WE'RE WATCHING YOU 👀 WE'RE WATCHING YOU 👀 WE'RE WATCHING YOU 👀 WE'RE WATCHING YOU 👀 WE'RE WATCHING YOU 👀 WE'RE WATCHING YOU 👀 WE'RE WATCHING YOU 👀
StillThatGuyJake: !raid1
cgbuen:  WE'RE WATCHING YOU    WE'RE WATCHING YOU    WE'RE WATCHING YOU    WE'RE WATCHING YOU    WE'RE WATCHING YOU    WE'RE WATCHING YOU    WE'RE WATCHING YOU    WE'RE WATCHING YOU    WE'RE WATCHING YOU    WE'RE WATCHING YOU  
sayviorr:  WE'RE WATCHING YOU  WE'RE WATCHING YOU  WE'RE WATCHING YOU  WE'RE WATCHING YOU  WE'RE WATCHING YOU  WE'RE WATCHING YOU  WE'RE WATCHING YOU  WE'RE WATCHING YOU  WE'RE WATCHING YOU  WE'RE WATCHING YOU 
  TXC2: Hello Raiders
 jumping_point: @L0rdX33n Are we canonically a one-man-army then?
StillThatGuyJake:  WE'RE WATCHING YOU  WE'RE WATCHING YOU  WE'RE WATCHING YOU  WE'RE WATCHING YOU  WE'RE WATCHING YOU  WE'RE WATCHING YOU  WE'RE WATCHING YOU  WE'RE WATCHING YOU  WE'RE WATCHING YOU  WE'RE WATCHING YOU 
  r10pez10: oh man we're being watched
 jumping_point: Welcome raiders!
 hedonistic_mushroom: 
sayviorr: mr beej big fan
 malsareus: as chat isn't that our job?
 theeffohzero: Raid! DEFENSIVE POSITIONS!
 L0rdX33n: @jumping_point I guess? Agent provacateur, perhaps?
  TXC2: I see you eagal eye and I counter with 
 hedonistic_mushroom:   
  Simriel: @Mikey 2DropZ This is a live playthrough of fallout
  TXC2: !subathon
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17 raiders from NightValien28 have joined!
 NightValien28: what up
 malsareus: this is getting out of hand, now there's 2 of them
  TXC2: Hello Raiders
 theeffohzero: TIGHTEN THE DEFENSES! THERE ARE MORE RAIDERS!
 hedonistic_mushroom:     
 theeffohzero: I'm just kidding, welcome raiders. Try not to wipe to mechanics
 jumping_point: @L0rdX33n Or are we not being trusted?
  TXC2: oop north
 jumping_point: Welcome raiders! Make yourselves comfortable.
 Shadwhawk: And you have a ton of caps anyway
 L0rdX33n: Gauche?
 malsareus: Hello raiders, leftovers are in the fridge, please clear out the dryer when it's done
 Lord_Hosk: Ill check it out for a set of power armor for everyone in my party, including my dog.  Why isn't that an option
 malsareus: not eveb the Mega Power Fist?
  TXC2: Lord_Hosk  the brotherhood are cat people 
 hedonistic_mushroom: Super Sledgehammer...
 L0rdX33n: Most of these are top tier in their category
 FarleyF: do you know what a super Sledgehammer is - its a sledge with a jet engine tied onto it
 Shadwhawk: Remember how much your party likes to melee
 theeffohzero: My siamese cat looks down upon dog people
 todeswillen: i like Beej Shirt
 Laurence72: New super powerful weapons for your team mates to accidentally hit each other with!
 L0rdX33n: For small guns, big guns, unarmed, and melee
 theeffohzero: Makes him a ghost, Booj if you will
 L0rdX33n: oh!
 L0rdX33n: Hidden stat
 L0rdX33n: Magneto pistol has armor penetration
 MWGNZ: beeg fist
 MWGNZ: need a mod so dogmeat can have the sledgehammer
 hedonistic_mushroom: Mega Power Fist while holding the Super Sledgehammer... Like GaoGaiGar holding the Goldion Hammer
  TXC2: I vote laser pistol
 Lord_Hosk: I vote for whatever no one votes for just to be contrarian
 Shadwhawk: I doubt it matters much; I probably gave the sledge to Tycho
 L0rdX33n: I havve a soft spot for the sledge
 theeffohzero: Solid tool for destruction
 Lord_Hosk: Lots of people have soft spots AFTER the sledge
 theeffohzero: Of walls and heads
 matthaus_c: it really is a pick your favourite
 hedonistic_mushroom: For the hehe and haha
 theeffohzero: Go with you beej
 L0rdX33n: You have a better energ weapon and small arm, you're not skilled in the others
 L0rdX33n: No hurry
 theeffohzero: No rush
 Irsaan: @Lord_Hosk Seconded
  TXC2: it both does and doesn't make sense that it needs energy cells
 matthaus_c: stop in the middle of a fight "hold up I'm reloading my fist"
 theeffohzero: I used to til I saw the power fist in RE7
 theeffohzero: And it clicked for me at that point
 theeffohzero: Cells for more force
 Durugai: ah my mornin' Beej!
  TXC2: hello Durugai  welcome
  TXC2: theeffohzero  oh indeed from a real world perspective it makes sense, I just think it's bad gameplay 
 matthaus_c: one of the fist weapons in New Vegas even has a Small Energy Cell in the model, but you don't do anything with it 
 Shadwhawk: Can you interact with the other console by the mainframe?
 theeffohzero: Resources for power? A fair trade I would say @txc2
  TXC2: theeffohzero  eh, I'm a gremlin, I don't do fair trades 
 L0rdX33n: Just to be double sure you find that recon mission, I guess
 theeffohzero: Then again fallout balance isn't as solid so fair enough @txc2
 Shadwhawk: Aw, thought you might be able to talk to this computer like the one in the Glow
 matthaus_c: I'd like to see animators take a crack at making a Power Fist reload that feels cool
 L0rdX33n: There was a paul on floor 3
 theeffohzero: @l0rdx33n my mind heard (lrr) Paul say "hello"
 hedonistic_mushroom: Up to what time is Beej streaming Fallout? Is there a pre-record segment till Canadian morning?
  TXC2: Beej will stream up to 2am
  TXC2: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time:  1:32 AM
 RockPusher: The meme scribe
 L0rdX33n: 4 talking heads in the BoS, clearly they were a big deal to the designers
  TXC2: and yes there is an over night watch along after this
 Nauss_Valantis: two people giving the same quest in rpgs tends to involve  picking sides in something
 matthaus_c: it's like one of those fake laptops for children
  TXC2: L0rdX33n  one suspects there was going to be A LOT more to do with them that was cut for time
 theeffohzero: Quick, get beej some coffee!
 matthaus_c: how did you collect your data
 Shadwhawk: A pile of supermutant corpses, like usual
  TXC2: strap in 
 FarleyF: Beej - the opposite of Adam when it comes to Lore
 theeffohzero: Or better not, Heather would kill me
  Texan_Reverend: @TXC2 No strap available. Will a blanket do?
 matthaus_c: @Shadwhawk I was hoping for uh, hands on experience 
  TXC2: Texan_Reverend  yes, yes it will
  Texan_Reverend: Blanketed in.
 TehAmelie: is that a normal amount of bone? seems low
  TXC2: 3.8% body fat? some stage ready bodybuilder states there
 matthaus_c: sigma grindset genes
 L0rdX33n: I'm no biologist...
 ELD_Winterlight: no thats not how that works
 Nauss_Valantis: how are they identify cell division in a retrieved corpse?
 Shadwhawk: Human skeletons are about 14% of the total body weight of an average person.  About 10.5kg.
 theeffohzero: Dominant? Reccesive? Did we play metal gear solid all of the sudden?
 jamesk902: In fairness, genetic diseases are usually recessive genes, Huntington's being a notable exception.
ghyllnox: Recessive and dominant just refer to how they're expressed
 theeffohzero: Oh man RIP Bill
 theeffohzero: Miss ya big guy
ghyllnox: Recessive genes are more insidious, because you can have two apparently healthy parents have offspring with recessive genetic disorders
ghyllnox: Dominant genetic disorders do exist and aren't uncommon, the recessive ones are just more interesting
  TXC2: ghyllnox  how sickle cell and childhood leukaemia happens  
 TehAmelie: +1 End, -3 Int?
 L0rdX33n: It is the best way to be the deadliest thing alive
  TXC2: that gun carried me through my playthrough
  qrpth: !cardview off
ghyllnox: If you want to know more about basic genetics, look up Punnett squares
 TehAmelie: or read Last Days of Fox-Hound
  TXC2: ghyllnox  just don't do your own punnet square and find out your dad isn't 
Woodthorn: Didn't the surheon want "scrip"?
 theeffohzero: @tehamelie great read, too bad mgs4 invalidated the whole webcomic
 accountmadeforants: Hi 
 GazzyInferno: hi paul
 Didero: That's the same role our Paul has at LRR, right?
 Didero: Also, hello!
 theeffohzero: Paul:"hello"
 TehAmelie: i prefer to think MGS4 invalidated itself and left the comic as the final word
 theeffohzero: Fair
 theeffohzero: Fwiw mgs4 is the peak gameplay of the series
 accountmadeforants: I fully expected that "what kinda damage will this do to a person?" to be followed with an option to "Try it out: Shoot Paul"
 theeffohzero: The plot is pants on head
 accountmadeforants: Brotherhood of Fetch Quests
JuniorRoll: So glad my sub expired during the Sub-aRThon
JuniorRoll: ^##$^& "Prime Subscription will be available on July 20"
JuniorRoll: Darn time zones
 L0rdX33n: This is a conversation you only get one chance at, so save before you try
 vegetalss4: I wonder if Rhombus or Michael are an actual choice for how to proceed or if only Rhombus works
 L0rdX33n: @vegetalss4 Both work, are you sneaky or talky?
 L0rdX33n: yyyyyup
 L0rdX33n: it's the middle of the night right?
 matthaus_c: show up to the mechanic with a "Hang In There" poster
 TehAmelie: tbf i barely remember anything of the game except everything in the story seemed like a giant unending series of asspulls that made much less sense than LDOFH
 Mangledpixel: boop
 Mangledpixel: how goes the falling out?
 L0rdX33n: Save
 L0rdX33n: Oh, you just did
  TXC2: hello Mangledpixel  we're gonna try to Clancy Brown, so it's going well
  TXC2: *try to talk to
 Mangledpixel: cool
 accountmadeforants: Oh hell yeah, I'm gonna start giving away almost-expired batteries as a gift, too
 L0rdX33n: 100 micro fusion cells, you had 50 before
 TehAmelie: how micro are these fusion cells? seems kind of radical as a form of portable gun power source
 theeffohzero: Lex Luther
 theeffohzero: @tehamelie skip the story, play the gameplay, it's surprisingly complex
 L0rdX33n: Charisma and luck are not improved by operations. Luck comes from the tarot reading, charisma from a folk singer
 bagfullofbees: getting an operation on your "charisma" sounds like a euphemism for getting a dick implant
 L0rdX33n: Score!
 Mangledpixel: now you can motivate all the systolics!
 accountmadeforants: Simply wave a clipboard at them, always works
 KittyKibitzer: small part of machinery got!
 theeffohzero: Do or do not, there is no try
 Carlioo: sometimes you just need to act annoyed and people will do anything for you
 Just_Herby: Dimplant
 Mangledpixel: oof
 RockPusher: oof
 L0rdX33n: Sympathy
 accountmadeforants: Ooof
 adept_nekomancer: major oof
 bagfullofbees: Yikes, I'm sorry that sounds awful
  TXC2: I thought chicken pox stopped you from getting shingles ?
  r10pez10: they're the same disease
 accountmadeforants: @TXC2 No, it can stay dormant and become shingles later
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 Shadwhawk: No, you have to get chicken pox to get shingles
 Durugai: @TXC2 Beej is too powerfull to be stopped
  TXC2: accountmadeforants  huh, ok then
 AdamYMHMI: @TXC2 One of those old pieces of information that's since been disproven... apparently it actually makes it easier for you to get it later
 L0rdX33n: lol
 bagfullofbees: lol
  TXC2: AdamYMHMI  well shit 
 Shadwhawk: Not easier, you literally can't get shingles if you never got infected with chicken pox
  Texan_Reverend: @TXC2 Yeah, it's the opposite. Having had chicken pox is what means you can develop shingles later in life. It's why the vaccine is important.
 Shadwhawk: Which is why the chicken pox vax will also prevent shingles.
 RockPusher: The series with a big floppy dong weapon might want to push the boat out on there "sex appeal" slider, say it ain't so 
 bagfullofbees: idk if you saw Graham & co. playing elden ring last night, but Graham had a pair of shoes that made his character's crotch bulge bigger
 Shadwhawk: Can you get the shingles vax once you've had it?
 L0rdX33n: gotta fix it first
 Shadwhawk: Oh, Mayo Clinic does recommend getting shingrix if you've had shingles.
 bagfullofbees: @Shadwhawk wouldn't that just be the chickenpox vaxine?
  Texan_Reverend: @TXC2 PS: there is a shingles vaccine that y'all should discuss with your doctors. They advertise it for older adults, but you can get it in your thirties, too. It just means you have to get it again in your 50s/60s to booster it.
 L0rdX33n: He gave you a repair book too, that was nice of him. Kyle is allright
  TXC2: Texan_Reverend  ah Thanks
 Shadwhawk: @bagfullofbees No, they're two different vaccines
 jumping_point: Glad you're feeling better, Beej!
  Texan_Reverend: Yeah, the potential for long-term neurological issues and/or pain is high with shingles. Worth preventing that.
 TehAmelie: new word of the day: motiwasted
 TehAmelie: motivation to get wasted
 NornsFelidar: should have expected a health and illness discussions when tuning in a 45yo playing fallout in 2024🤭
 Shadwhawk: You can dump your combat armor, too
 NornsFelidar: 💪Beej
  Texan_Reverend: PPS: Covid can impact your overal immune system and make you more susceptible to other illnesses. If you've had Covid, it's worth checking in on all the vaccines you could be elligible for to help out your immune system.
 L0rdX33n: Power armor increases your strength by 3 and therefore your carrying capacity by 75, if you can just lift the bastard
 TehAmelie: the TV show really lacks a lot of medikit availability compared to the games
 theeffohzero: !Time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time:  2:02 AM
  Texan_Reverend: !prime
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  Texan_Reverend: Woo!
 L0rdX33n: Yessssssssssssss
Jaqinta: Hello mate does anyone told you that with this fading effect you did on your web cam  looks like a scene from back to the future  
 NonUniqueGuy: Yay!
 jumping_point: Power Armor get!
 TehAmelie: woo
 jamesk902: Stompy!
 Durugai: and we got more strong! Which means more carry capacity!
  TXC2: Power armour HYPE
 ThorSokar: woo!
 RockPusher: Beej is now fully armoured
 TehAmelie: so much room for activities in  our pants
 bagfullofbees: stronk\
 TehAmelie: um
 RockPusher: Thank you Beej 
  TXC2: thanks for streaming Beej
Harukurochan: Yay!
 jumping_point: Maybe as a PiF?
 Durugai: Thank you for Beej, it was great to Beej
 aussie_rob_w: I'm a big fan of Beej playing Fallot.
TheWooglie: no need for gamefaqs
 bagfullofbees: Thanks Beej, have a good night  
 L0rdX33n: This has been my favorite thing all year
  Texan_Reverend: If you decide to play more on stream, I'll definitely be there. This is always a good time!
 jumping_point: Thanks for the stream, Beej!
  Texan_Reverend: !subathon
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 aussie_rob_w:  
  TXC2: !events
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 emberBecky: I think we have a little under two hours to sub?
 theeffohzero: Good game beej
 Shadwhawk: We have 12 hours left, so we need 120 subs
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  TXC2: L0rdX33n  
 TehAmelie: the finale be late evening here. and what a nice evening it will be
 jamesk902: Bye Beej!
  TXC2: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
 Renkai_116: 
  TXC2: and Beej don't forget to change the game on twitch
 jumping_point: Thank you L0rdX33n!
  Texan_Reverend: Entertainingly, the PAX South being referenced there was my first PAX.
 aussie_rob_w: oh no!
 aussie_rob_w: not the soda!
 L0rdX33n: Oh god it's 4 am I need sleep
 aussie_rob_w: sleep well!
 L0rdX33n: Goodnight everyone
 TehAmelie: good use of evanescence
  TXC2: so long L0rdX33n  sleep well
 theeffohzero: Take care
 aussie_rob_w: An aftertaste of tax evasion!
   LoadingReadyRun: Mods, what game should I put down here?
  Texan_Reverend: Have a good one @L0rdX33n
   LoadingReadyRun: Is it Just Chatting for the category?
theghostwiththemost subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 81 months!
 theghostwiththemost: Yo sub time at some point
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, theghostwiththemost! (Today's storm count: 19)
 NonUniqueGuy: Special Events?
  TXC2: ^
 Renkai_116: MONO RED LETS GOOO!
 jumping_point: Good night, L0rdX33n!
  Texan_Reverend: @LoadingReadyRun Special Events is what we've been using.
   LoadingReadyRun: Thx!
  TXC2: thanks Beej
  Texan_Reverend: Have a good night and sleep well, Beej.
 theeffohzero: <message deleted>Damn, it's been a while since I've seen fat James
  Texan_Reverend: @theeffohzero Yeah, nooooo. That's not ok.
 theeffohzero: Okay got it
 TeacherSeanTV: 
 jumping_point: "Human Frump" xD
  Texan_Reverend: Y'all, remember not to comment on streamer appearance. Pretty much universally rude.
 GazzyInferno: i think this is still my favourite friday nights ep
 Durugai: ah yes the bright future of 2014
 Renkai_116: 10 YEARS LATER LOL
 NonUniqueGuy: 2014, the future
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 EternalRoxas: If 2014 was living in the future, what does it make 2024?
NotSoLuckyLydia: The worst thing about the watchalong is that we cant pause to read the silly cards with the theme song
 EternalRoxas: Also, good morning everyone
  TXC2: EternalRoxas  post apocalypse 
 Renkai_116: OMG GOD I WAS THERE!!!
 Laurence72: So many cameos there, lov eit
 azninsect: eyy watchalong!
  TXC2: man remember walking the planes?
 jumping_point: Hi EternalRoxas!
 TehAmelie: a wizard who lived by the sea, perhaps?
 TehAmelie: pff Smellsbeth
 josh___something: That's a Scented can
NotSoLuckyLydia: Mmmm piney hot dog 
 boyesie: Are we at cap yet?
 Renkai_116: LOL
 GazzyInferno: JUND 'EM
  TXC2: boyesie  not quite
 KittyKibitzer: background cat 
  Texan_Reverend: About 1:45 left.
 josh___something: I believe a bar will pop up when they reach cap
 CAKHost: KITTY
 Renkai_116: always send a message!
 CAKHost: Hello everyone!
  TXC2: hello CAKHost  welcome
 TehAmelie: i estimated it would take some 4800 subs and 800,000 bits. pretty good call, me
 jumping_point: Hi CAKhost!
 Renkai_116: JUND!!!
 josh___something: A bar to track "sub points" to pizza, ice cream, and pelting james with water balloons
 aussie_rob_w: But the germ is free!
 RevolverRossalot: Good episode of Frinight Days
 bagfullofbees: most wholesome Friday Nights episode ever
 EternalRoxas: What a stinger
 Renkai_116: man i miss friday Nights rip
 GazzyInferno: oh this is also a classic
 josh___something: Leak Mana 🥵
 Laurence72: Surgeon General!
 Durugai: ooooooh hell yeah
 ELD_Winterlight: Oh this one is really good
  Texan_Reverend: Top tier sketch here.
 GazzyInferno: magical realism sketch
 Durugai: Croneleen!
 Herbert_Erpaderp: 
 aussie_rob_w: 
  Texan_Reverend: Beejcedes
 incslayer: is this first apperance of "old lady" kathleen?
 azninsect: 
 RainyMint: 
 CanvasWolfDoll: one of the best sketches, possibly the best later season sketch
 TehAmelie: i showed this to someone who had SOMEHOW never heard of the "doctors hate her" style of advertising
 josh___something: @Renkai_116 Well, friday nights is imminent technically. They have it filmed and is in production rn.
 TehAmelie: very surreal for her
 accountmadeforants: Yeah, this sketch is spectacular
ghyllnox: Ah, the "checking Facebook" days
 KittyKibitzer: 
 NornsFelidar: @renkai_116 you know the new season is in production right?😄
 Riiiiiiis: @TehAmelie I've never heard of it
 TehAmelie: 
 azninsect: 
 TehAmelie: it's advertising for people who think doing things doctors say are bad for you is smart and cool
  MrPhlip: it's advertising for people who think doctors are intentionally hiding all the good cures, because people being sick is good for business
 bagfullofbees: the sturgeon general
 GazzyInferno: inspired writing there
 emberBecky: I think it's supposed to be like "use this one weird trick and doctors will hate you because you're so healthy they're losing business"
 Renkai_116: @josh___something @NornsFelidar your both not wrong but right now they are rip and i am sadge
 incslayer: Cam does this role PERFECTLY
 DaSunao: I forgot about Cam
 CanvasWolfDoll: the role cameron was born to play
 Just_Herby: One of my favourite wrestlers
  TXC2: "these promos just write themselves"
 bagfullofbees: one of my all-time favorite characters
 vegetalss4: Yeah, Cam is great as The Surgeon General
 TheHaCoFo: That's one of the best Cam roles
 GazzyInferno: full Matrix Agent ass acting from Cam here
 josh___something: Missie is so good
  TXC2: Andy!
 Laurence72: Rare Andrew showing!
 azninsect: andrew!
ghyllnox: What does Alex even have
  TXC2: yes Andrew I meant to say
 josh___something: 
 RainyMint: 
 RockPusher: 
 azninsect: hehe
 KittyKibitzer: @ghyllnox jumper leads?
 vidStrickland: this is incredible, how have I never seen this one?!
 Stratavarius: @ghyllnox I think a riding crop
Greys N. Owman: Fun fact: the US surgeon general has the title of admiral
 jumping_point: What an exit. xD
 andersgeek: This is such a silly video. So good.
 Zu_o: I want an apple
 josh___something: 
 andersgeek: One of my favourites.
 Laurence72: I hope they show the stinger/ bllooper
ghyllnox: @Stratavarius I was going to ask who would have a riding crop, but you know...
 definenull: loading time next? maybe?
 Zatengo: oh wait, this was the second ever lrr video i watched
 Riiiiiiis: loool
 jumping_point: xD
 azninsect: hahaha
 bagfullofbees: oh, Cam
ghyllnox: 
 RainyMint: 
 vidStrickland: rip beej
  TXC2: why Beej?!
 NonUniqueGuy: RIP Beej
 razorswift: Rip
 incslayer: i dont remember that
 type_variable: i choose to belive beej blew them all up
 GazzyInferno: 
  Texan_Reverend: @definenull They're not running the Loading Times for the sketches during this Subathon.
 jumping_point: That one was cool!
 incslayer: ohh axe throwing it was ages since i watch this one
 Cyberegg: I love the shutterstock watermark
 definenull: 
 josh___something: James in perfect cosplay
 razorswift: dual wield throw
 NonUniqueGuy: I think bumpers would make it more dangerous
 azninsect: eyy rek
  MrPhlip: hi Rek
 josh___something: DB friend, Rek!
 Durugai: Rek! Rek! Rek!
  TXC2: I wonder if this place is still runing
 definenull: that jacket looks very comfy
 incslayer: they need to redo this with Ben
 NonUniqueGuy: I know the axe throwing place near me is still open.
 TehAmelie: i wish they still did double javelin throws in sports
coriolis_storm: “loaner plaid” 
 CAKHost: I forgot about the phrase "Loaner Plaid"
 josh___something: A no shenanigans policy?! boooo
 definenull: alex: 100% trigger discipline, 0% blade discipline
 josh___something: no fun allowed, smh
 TehAmelie: throw a spear with each hand, add up the distances. simple, fun, totally unfair to non-ambidextrous athletes
  Texan_Reverend: Cori's face was priceless.
 GazzyInferno: tink tink tink
 KittyKibitzer: I found axe throwing really fun
 josh___something: Axe-perts, hehehe
 sephsays: @TXC2 their website lets you book for today, so I imagine they're still open!
NotSoLuckyLydia: I mean, its darts but bigger, it seems like a fun time
  TXC2: sephsays  oh neat!
noisyblizzard: they are axeperts 
 azninsect: please dont catch em all
 NornsFelidar: no no no don't catch
 josh___something: Truly, catching them WOULD be a real test
 adept_nekomancer: With axes you specifically want to avoid catching any of them, let alone them all
 sephsays: also apparently they do knife throwing. i may need to mention this to my friends who do the local axe throwing range. i want to throw knives...
 Zatengo: excellent camera work there for the points
 RockPusher: Alright, imma take a nap before the run to the end - enjoy the watch along 
  Texan_Reverend: Sleep well @RockPusher
 razorswift: Axce Figfht!
 azninsect: have a good nap RockPusher
  TXC2: so long RockPusher  sleep well
 TehAmelie: Beej's line sounded at least 10% like "this is how my older bother died"
 josh___something: Having the camera be ANYWHERE near axe throwing distance is bold
 josh___something: Sick shot, beej
 definenull: the shot from up the lane still gives me shivers 
 sephsays: I liked the underhand throw best. I got told it was like lobbing a shopping bag, and dear god it worked.
 TehAmelie: i'm almost positive if someone died in an axe fight it would be a bigger deal though
NotSoLuckyLydia: They have gopros specifically for the purpose of putting them dangerous places
 razorswift: Alex being yet again relatable
 ExachixKitsune: oooh I should try axe throwing
 CAKHost: I'm pretty sure the GoPro is fine... but I'm still scare for the one that's facing the throwers D:
 definenull: especially the shudder when the axe hits
 TehAmelie: what's the casualty rate for gopros? or life expectancy?
 TehAmelie: you have to estimate a risk of destroying them almost any time you use them, right?
 josh___something: IAN
ghyllnox: Did they have a camera *on* the target?
 josh___something: too high
 azninsect: not that high
 CAKHost: It's in the middle of the targets
 razorswift: get sign'd
 Snowwraith: @ghyllnox It's in the middle.
 RevolverRossalot: The target seems a pretty safe place for a camera so far
 TehAmelie: ouch
 definenull: the debris
 razorswift: the way you can see the splinters fly 
 josh___something: Seeing the splinters from the impact is great cinema
ghyllnox: Oh I see it now
 azninsect: ooh
 RevolverRossalot: 😱
 CAKHost: I'm pretty sure LRR didn't lose a GoPro during Road Quest... though I guess there was the one they were trying to save during one muddy shot.
 nyoomgoom: 2019... theoretically i should have seen this, but somehow i missed it
 josh___something: Oh right, Cori's left handed
 RevolverRossalot: The drama!
 azninsect: yooo
 definenull: 
 josh___something: HELL YEAH
 razorswift: YES
  TXC2:   
 josh___something: LFG
marmalade_pen: bald man!!
ghyllnox: "Most Improved"
 TehAmelie: the lumber monger must love this business
 razorswift: Alex Objective: YEET
  Texan_Reverend: @marmalade_pen His name is Ian.
 GazzyInferno: alex is a champion at accuracy challenges
fungal_bird: I want a cup of that axe's piss
 jumping_point: Wohoo! ^^
 Laurence72: @fungal_bird And then I want to test it for drugs!
 TehAmelie: axe steroids sounds like a reasonable thing to exist
 josh___something: Oh, hi G
 nyoomgoom: final frame, the final fantasy fatal frame crossover
 TehAmelie: until you go "no not the body spray"
 haberley: Isn't NASA trying to save us all from axe steroids? 
 josh___something: 
 TehAmelie: oho
  TXC2: haberley  booo 
 jumping_point: The bating. xD
 ExachixKitsune: @haberley  
Semaph: This is nice! Good luck!
 definenull: overtime axes!
 azninsect: eyyy overtime axe reveal
 josh___something: The person in the background holding the overtime axes XD
Semaph: Hahahaha
 razorswift: for some reason throwing a fireman's axe jsut seems so much cooler
 azninsect: dangit rek 
 josh___something: SICK chunk
  ritchards: there's an axe throwing place just down the street from me, but needs a group of people, not just a random someone turning up
 definenull: i would love to see a different lrr team try this, I have a sneaking suspicion heather and jacob would be great at this
Semaph: @ritchards When you pay enough it's ok for them haha
NotSoLuckyLydia: @ritchards I feel like more people would be down to join your axe-scapades than not.
 TehAmelie: i'm thinking of the bit in The Old Guard when Andy finds a firefighter's axe and gives it a two second examination like "this is a sturdy, fine edged and exquisitely balanced weapon"
  TXC2: the raimi !
 josh___something: Hi matt!
 GazzyInferno: 62 points over 10 throws is incredible
 razorswift: group full of hacks
 RevolverRossalot: Victory for Alaxe
 jumping_point: Ooohhh. xD
 NonUniqueGuy: Canadian A&W
RoeDent89: 15 15 15
 josh___something: XD
RoeDent89: ~honk
 TehAmelie: i think Kathleen's character had a case of public service radio voice
NotSoLuckyLydia: That might be my favorite execution of the "strange support group" joke
 bagfullofbees: sorry, homo cannabis?
marmalade_pen: iron ball
 jumping_point: I love plaid so much...
 Laurence72: Oh wow, a 2013 Iron Ball!
 jumping_point: And I am not canadian.
 josh___something: Oh hi Iron ball!
 type_variable: james trying not to laugh face
  TXC2: I saw James starting to smirk there
  Texan_Reverend: James doing a glare and face stuff while the director was demanding more vigorous eating.
 CAKHost: Is that the most Casual Cameron capture on sketch?
 FarleyF: they are not the only people who do that - colour, honour and etc
RoeDent89: Me, a Brit: *feels seen*
 GazzyInferno: oof
RoeDent89: @FarleyF *etuc
 josh___something: "Living in canada discount" XD
 nyoomgoom: @CAKHost i think rather than casual wear, he was wearing hospital scrubs?
 NornsFelidar: Canadian shirts are worn back on the front?
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 mrverbal: Australians are roughly the same as Canadians, except instead of Sorry we say "Yea Nah, Mate"
  TXC2: this part made the front page of Imgur 
 azninsect: eh!
 GazzyInferno: god the canadian mating dance
 cmdrud87: he?
 nyoomgoom: @nyoomgoom (unless he was wearing something even more casual in an earlier scene)
 FarleyF: we use MATE as our call
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 KittyKibitzer: @mrverbal  or the kiwi equivalent of nah yeah?
 azninsect: kathleen omg 
 TehAmelie: multiple outtakes! what will they think of next
 CAKHost: @nyoomgoom He was. He was in a button up plaid
RoeDent89: An entire Live?
 incslayer: its Graham Wonka
RoeDent89: Ah no
 ExachixKitsune: Just the pre and post sketches
 aussie_rob_w: door to the whatnow
 nyoomgoom: @CAKHost ohh i wasn't looking
 ElevunWords: oh my GOD James glowed the f UP 
RoeDent89: *Ian noise*
 josh___something: James is very handsome, yes
 ExachixKitsune: if you fill a bidet with holy water will that make it holy shit?
 jumping_point: This one is so good.
 incslayer: or a pharaoh in chernobyl
  TXC2: ensconced
 azninsect: grahams shirt is so good
marmalade_pen: like theyve always been.
 Mai_Andra: like they're always been.
 aussie_rob_w: 
 ElevunWords: Also - same for Kathleen
 azninsect: like they've always been
 Durugai: mumbled "thank you for having me" *chefs kiss*
 Mangledpixel: same as it ever was
 nyoomgoom: the stack. the stack. the stack.
  TXC2: super fast cridits theres
 aussie_rob_w: cH Cam having a UB meltdown
 malfnord: \
 NornsFelidar: Cam and 40kxmtg reaction is gold
NotSoLuckyLydia: "Multilingual claxon" is a really good phrase.
 GazzyInferno: man, cellar door does sound good though
 Mai_Andra: i wish the keyfobs would still work.  the leasing office mandated a change to app for everybody.  =|
  Texan_Reverend: God, listening to Beej go down the rabbit hole about the whole door/fob system while I was helping him setup at PAX was wild.
  Texan_Reverend: This bit comes from a very real place.
 ExachixKitsune: oh dear
 Tuxbeej: I need everyone to realize that I did not make up ANYTHING in what I was saying.
  TXC2: soured, like her candels
 ExachixKitsune: wait really
 definenull: jeebus
 azninsect: Tuxbeej oh.
 vidStrickland: oh no, I fully assumed this was entirely made up nonsense, not "based on a true story" nonsense
 Tuxbeej: We have since been able to modify our door lock settings.
 definenull: even the klaxon?
 Riiiiiiis: lol
 Tuxbeej: ESPECIALLY the klaxon.
 definenull: telus....
marmalade_pen: how do you fit 6 cats in there
  TXC2: Tuxbeej  that seems important 
TheWooglie: oh wow it's based on reality. not cool
  Texan_Reverend: @Tuxbeej I'm very glad y'all were able to achieve a more reasonable system.
 josh___something: oh god, the klaxon wasn't FAKE?!
 incslayer: how AM james eating whole buffalo?
 josh___something: yes
 Metric_Furlong: yes, it is
RoeDent89: Hey!
 Durugai: yes we are
 Tuxbeej: The klaxon was… exaggerated.
 azninsect: hey!...yheah.
 Tuxbeej: but there was indeed an alarm.
 jumping_point: Oh holy...
  ritchards: little meow meows!
 RevolverRossalot: Cam absolutely rocking this episode
 vegetalss4: I still feel slightly sad about not getting this Cam stream for real
 Tuxbeej: Also, Graham is not making anything up here. The mobile app SUCKS.
  TXC2: like all mobile apps
NotSoLuckyLydia: The concept of a mobile app for a door fills me with dread
 aussie_rob_w: oh god no
 josh___something: oof
 FarleyF: Thank you beej for giving us behind the scenes trivia
 azninsect: mobile app for a door...is getting too common and its gotta stop
squidddo: @vegetalss4 right, i would rearrange my schedule so i could watch it
 Snowwraith: Apps for a door lock seem like a terrible idea. And I'm not just saying that because I literally do not own a phone it could run on.
 ExachixKitsune: the "Opening between hours" is what seriously would worry me
 terribleplan: Given my experience with the app my coworking space uses... door apps seem to suck universally
 josh___something: RIP cH!G
 Mai_Andra: "...no."
 Tuxbeej: Also James is not making up anything in THIS scene either.
DavidIstDavid: But the real question is: How AM James eat whole buffalo??
MrDiscountNinja: Okay, that space marines are little meowmeows really got me
 Tuxbeej: This whole episode is almost completely true.
 BluJester: ouch
 azninsect: hes been here the whole time
 RevolverRossalot: Biiig oof
 ExachixKitsune: He's been here the whole time!
 azninsect: what about this part Beej?
 warpstonewarlock: Beej, you're not Sam Reich
 Tuxbeej: (The NTP thing is not true, though.)
 josh___something: is that part true, beej? 
 warpstonewarlock: Unless you are Sam Reich?
 FarleyF: hang on how are you both there and in the chat - are you a wizard 
 Makoforte: i think dropout should have some LRR folks on their shows anyway
  Texan_Reverend: The internet saga was...well, a saga.
 Mangledpixel: an Eyes Wide Shut nap is a very different thing
 ExachixKitsune: I didn't beleive the key fob stuff was real, sad to hear it was - the failiure of internet is belivable
 terribleplan: I should finally get around to setting up a local NTP with GPS as its source...
 Tuxbeej: I had really expected to be able to just tap our watches against the reader.
 TehAmelie: did someone say pinches? 
marmalade_pen: pincher is my favourite mtg creature type
 KittyKibitzer: this perfectly shows how much i hate apps so dumb things
 josh___something: Ben's VERY spooked by dolls, right?
 mrverbal: this episode is really great
  TXC2: josh___something  profoundly spooked
 Aeraliz: Ben with the best line delivery ever
  ritchards: who is playing the electician?
  Texan_Reverend: Oh gods....I just realized that somewhere, somebody's doors probably didn't work because of the stupid CrowdStrike issue.
marmalade_pen: who played the dreaded internet villain
 terribleplan: @Texan_Reverend Oh no
 TehAmelie: there was someone here who said public transit in their whole city went down so yeah
 incslayer: the crowdstrike issue only directly affected windows machines though linux and mac devices where fine
 mrverbal: @marmalade_pen I seem to recall someone saying it was Ian? but I could be wrong
 azninsect: lots of things...run on windows. as we've...found out yesterday
 Tuxbeej: MY EIFFFEE I LOV NY WIIFFEE
 josh___something: Not questioning heather... smart
 CAKHost: Heather, fixer of problems
marmalade_pen: @Tuxbeej 
 terribleplan: So many crappy HVAC/security/etc systemy rely on Windows...
 azninsect: i was at a team building event and came out to all of that news.
 nyoomgoom: lmao beej
TheWooglie: Tuxbeej maybe it's bed time?
 Mai_Andra: Expert Problem Solver
 jumping_point: Awwww.
 terribleplan: *systems
 Metric_Furlong: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time:  2:59 AM
 RevolverRossalot: Double clench
 azninsect: @Tuxbeej HEMS LUV HIS WIIIIIIFE
TheWooglie: good book choice
 TehAmelie: when Eve Online put out a patch that overwrote Cwindows\root it made less of a mess
tsukasa_au: Hopefully those HVAC systems are not connected to the internet... Right?
 CAKHost: XD
 bagfullofbees: I like that Paul, the most powerful character in LRR canon, has such a healthy fear/respect for Heather
 NelJanDik: @incslayer it affected all users. Windows users couldn't use their PCs and Linux/Mac users were too busy making memes
 TehAmelie: possibly due to not that many players
 warpstonewarlock: *HONK*
marmalade_pen: haha
 azninsect: LRRbot
 incslayer: @NelJanDik i know i work in IT
RoeDent89: *HONK*
squidddo: @TehAmelie thankfully nothing important runs on eve online
 definenull: !y
  LRRbot: HONK!
 azninsect: 
 Tuxbeej: AND SO DID EVERYONE ELSE
 azninsect: honk
 richard_ermen: lol
 josh___something: Honk!
 terribleplan: @tsukasa_au Only the ones based on XP
 KittyKibitzer: XD
 aussie_rob_w: how many people had the phone app?
 viowof: I don't ever think I've heard that quiet "what the..." from James before
  TXC2: oooh the first Friday nights
 warpstonewarlock: MagicMagicMagicMagic
 Durugai: magic, magic, magic
 Metric_Furlong: herp derp derp, I'm Alex this is how I talk
 josh___something: The first FN! (that isn't "It's Magic")
 The_Bob_Bobson: hur dur I'm alex
MattIsAMage: 12 years old 🌆
  TXC2: top joke right here !
RoeDent89: Oh oh oh it's magic
 azninsect: magic magic magic magic
 hedonistic_mushroom: MagicMagicMagic~Magic~
 mikessoul: the youth!
NeoGabi: Look at how young and innocent they were.
 mikessoul: right!?
 viowof: dunno about innocent, but they sure were young
 Zu_o: I'm so sorry paul...
 mikessoul: paul snas beard is weird for me
 josh___something: OH right, the practical magic cards
 aussie_rob_w: Ikea gun!
 themercenary1987: Still waiting on that friday nights secret lair
 mikessoul: man actual like card stores
RoeDent89: Procedures™
 josh___something: Paul sans beard is as odd as ian with hair
 mrverbal: it turns out that *is* how it works
 mikessoul: man ian with hair
 mikessoul: the head shave was such a power move
 mrverbal: (you are, at least in old boxes, less likely to pull a duplicate rare)
 Genie_M: Though you need a _lot_ of packs
 nyoomgoom: "magic magic magic" accurate representation of the one time i went to a draft at my old college
 TehAmelie: mythics sink to the bottom. . .there's a lot to unpack there
 mikessoul: kathleen was so stylish!
 TehAmelie: so to speak
 ELD_Winterlight: That's a really nice haircut in Kathleen
 hedonistic_mushroom: Alex and I had the same flip phones in 2012
 nyoomgoom: i remember 2 things from that occasion: 1. how trample works, 2. mulldrifter cute
 josh___something: *pop*
 themercenary1987: Graham still with crack a pack moves
 viowof: I could never get that popping trick to work
RoeDent89: Moonbase Mk. 3 (?) basically looks like a normal living room
 mikessoul: pauls beard was his power move, to be dead honest
 hedonistic_mushroom: I tried the pop once and maimed the mythic rare...
 josh___something: OH, also. Cracking packs to get a collection... eww
 Astral_Apache: Oh man,  I love this episode
AndyDaMage: i love the live on the whiteboard
 mrverbal: @josh___something  gotta start somewhere
 ExachixKitsune: I still quote "It's a lovely sunny day outside, so a perfect day to stay indoors"
 Makoforte: i keep considering getting into magic but also I... don't have lots of money and also am very mentally ill it seems a disaster in the planning
RoeDent89: I'd love a pre-Magic haka
 azninsect: im slowly getting into arena and back into mtg
 themercenary1987: Whats this their playing? 1v1, no commanders, what is this eldritch format?
 aussie_rob_w: Stirring indeed, Matt.
 hedonistic_mushroom: What's the text under G and Matt's Nameplate?
 viowof: @themercenary1987 Type 2
 aussie_rob_w: Graham's hands always make me laugh with that joke.
 josh___something: I JUST noticed the BG graham(?) on the dice rolling footage
 aussie_rob_w: RIP those lovely little booklets from fat packs.
marmalade_pen: ooh scott pilgrim shirt
 themercenary1987: Seems Deece
 Makoforte: i tried arena but it somehow is. more frustrating to lose constantly against mystery opponents.
 josh___something: "Full bleed"
 viowof: oh man "full bleed"
 Makoforte: Was this the first Friday Nights?
 warpstonewarlock: yup
  TXC2: Makoforte  sure was
RoeDent89: Helmets on
 azninsect: such a good crapshot this one
 aussie_rob_w: now almost all the sets have full bleed basics and Magic is better off for it
 themercenary1987: Except for the hidden pilot commodore hustle
 josh___something: Oh, top tier Crapshot!
 A_Dub888: NOW
 definenull: *bonk*
 terribleplan: My favorite crapshoot I think
RoeDent89: *bonk*
  TXC2: chat helped write this one
 bagfullofbees: @Makoforte yes, unless you count that one episode of commodore hustle
 tyrew0rm: the box montage of this was so good
 Tuxbeej: I still laugh
 josh___something: It's SUCH a good joke
RoeDent89: First Crapshoot right?
 aussie_rob_w: HA
 Metric_Furlong: @RoeDent89 nope
 type_variable: i remember when someone cropped this to the front page of reddit ;|
 Tuxbeej: hey, my first appearance
 warpstonewarlock: Oooh, Ian's and Beej first sketch
 adept_nekomancer: There was the secret episode zero where we got the "angry kitties" deck too, but I don't think that was part of Friday Nights
  TXC2: RoeDent89  the frenemies was the first crapshoot
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RoeDent89: @TXC2 Oh I love that one!
RoeDent89: "No, those are people from France" still gets me
 themercenary1987: so anyone know how far we are from cap? gotta be very close!
RoeDent89: Is this ASMR before we had a word for it?
 cmdrud87: @RoeDent89 ...and I prefer Belgians
  TXC2: themercenary1987  less then 2 hours I think
RoeDent89: @cmdrud87 Tighter you asshole!
 hedonistic_mushroom: Is there a Coffee with James this morning?
 aussie_rob_w: "The raven will know the way" is a hard goin' line.
  TXC2: or armature fight porn scenes ?
 azninsect: punch. punch.
RoeDent89: Audio description
 Sorator13: 
 Sorator13: okay, I was not expecting that
RoeDent89: c r u n c h
 josh___something: HA
  TXC2: Like Adam west Batman
 themercenary1987: That... was actually good choreography
 azninsect: 
  TXC2: Cowards not showing the scene 
 josh___something: Strokestro-
 TheWooglie: @TXC2 it was under NDA
 josh___something: ALTER
  TXC2: TheWooglie  ah boo 
 Tuxbeej: I think we still have that bag of drugs?
 josh___something: Wait a minute, wut?
  Texan_Reverend: It's Beej Prime! The very first Beej-pearance.
 josh___something: Oh it beej!
RoeDent89: Oh there he is
  TXC2: also Leelee
 warpstonewarlock: oh that's a good one
 incslayer: ohh yes
 NovaTiempo: Exxxxcelent
 Durugai: this whole mess of a video
 Riiiiiiis: love it
RoeDent89: LRR do good stuff, it turns out
 azninsect: ahh this crapshot
 cmdrud87: "I thought you liked me"
  TXC2: chat also helped write this one
  TXC2: and boy does it show 
RoeDent89: PAX written Crapshot
 definenull: ?!?
 Tuxbeej: I cut my finger on that switch.
 RevolverRossalot: Tau!
 definenull: 
 themercenary1987: ewwwwww
 richard_ermen: I highly enjoy this xD
  Texan_Reverend: Rude of that switch, tbh.
  TXC2: correct reaction there
 josh___something: HAH, you can't fool me HERE!
 incslayer: ahh Grahams Frumpy face is soo good
 Noy2222: Weeeeeelcome to Feed Dump
 NelJanDik: I love the desert bus remixes of it
 Makoforte: hahahaha
 NovaTiempo: Yeeees
  TXC2: NelJanDik  same
 incslayer: ohhh i havent seen the feed dump logo in so long
RoeDent89: Welcome to fwhat in the hell just happened
  TXC2: RQ HYPE!
 warpstonewarlock: RQ!!!
 NovaTiempo: WOOOOOOOOO!
 definenull: RQ!
 terribleplan: ROAD QUEST!
RoeDent89: Quest time!
 Genie_M: Woohoo road quest
 Riiiiiiis: @NelJanDik Do we have links to those?
 Tuxbeej: oh shit. I should go home.
 nyoomgoom: 👀
 bagfullofbees: stellar delivery from graham
 azninsect: eyyy! road quest
 themercenary1987: ROAD QUEST
 adept_nekomancer: I was not expecting Roadquest in the watchalong
 RevolverRossalot: Welcome to fffwhat 💖
 jumping_point: Wohoooo!
  TXC2: lets fucking go!
 Genasi_Gaming: YEEEESSSSS
 Durugai: nweeeeoooom! Time for a Quest! On a road!
 definenull: full watchalong?
 Makoforte: ROAD QUEST
 TheWooglie: oh no. you're gonna make me watch it all again
 thasmiel: \o/
 type_variable: EYYYY
 azninsect: Tuxbeej go to sleeb!
urmas400: YES
 incslayer: ohhh yESSSSSSS!!!!
 aussie_rob_w: Episode uno!
 forcedreject: wait are we gonna see all of this tonight?
 jolly6100: 
 CAKHost: \o/
 Makoforte: Probably just ep 1
 TehAmelie: my favorite part's Graham's "how rude" face when he imagines the video crashing
  MrPhlip: Oh no, this is gonna make me watch road quest again, again
 themercenary1987: ITS THE BEST CAR SHOW.....
 hedonistic_mushroom: YEEEEEEEESSSSSS
 ExachixKitsune: @Tuxbeej : I love the timing; like home is the Yukon
 GazzyInferno: the next nine hours are road quest rewatch, sure i'll bite
  Texan_Reverend: @Tuxbeej Yes. Yes, you should. Have a good night!
 Riiiiiiis: @MrPhlip same
 Mai_Andra: oh no... i was supposed to be trying to go to bed...
 CAKHost: Guess we are all rewatching Road Quest together!
 Makoforte: road quest helped me greatly in hospital so I support it
 hedonistic_mushroom: My kind of programming
 jumping_point: Road quest, Road Quest, Road Quest!
 aussie_rob_w: @Mai_Andra isn't this the perfect thing to have on while you fall asleep?
 ElevunWords: AWESOME LETSGOOOO
 Mai_Andra: ♫
RoeDent89: This music is fantastic!
  TXC2: 3 cars, only 3 cars, there was never more then 3 cars
 incslayer: Saabine, Gandalf and the Fursuit Vechicle!
 Riiiiiiis: best intro music every
 HungryTanuki:    
 Riiiiiiis: ever
 jumping_point: God I love this series!
 KittyKibitzer: now we need to watch road quest again 
 GazzyInferno: it is an incredible theme song
 josh___something: Oh neat, the ad break music 
 bagfullofbees: gotta crank the volume up for that intro song
 DaSunao: I remember having this downloaded for being at sea
 themercenary1987: LETS GO HOOTY!
 jumping_point:  
 forcedreject: hell
 NovaTiempo: Woop woop
 nyoomgoom: the hell tanker 🤘
 aussie_rob_w: Road Quest is a genuinely fantastic road trip show.
 Mangledpixel: this was probably my favourite project to work on
  TXC2: that roof needs cleaning 
 HungryTanuki: Roadquest is selfcare
 jolly6100: off we go on an adventur
RoeDent89: Why hasn't LRR opened a restaurant yet?
 josh___something: MAaaan, this is gonna make me watch road quest again
  TXC2: Cheeki breeki !
 adept_nekomancer: I discovered Roadquest during the covid lockdown days, and it helped brighten up that time.
 josh___something: god bless you Alex
 Mathonwy: This was almost five years ago???
 aussie_rob_w: also 10/10 use of drone shots in this show.
 themercenary1987: STALKER head gear
 hedonistic_mushroom: Show of hands, how many of LRR watchers were moved to go to Canada because of these Yahoos
 aussie_rob_w: Alex is PREPARED.
 NelJanDik: @Riiiiiiis The general competition is on youtube as "DB10 - Runners up and winner of Graham's Remix LRR contest"
 cmdrud87: 10k canadian, tho
  TXC2: RoeDent89  no one wants to buy simic slaw 
marmalade_pen: i like adams shirt
 incslayer: the power of Beej compels you!
 Riiiiiiis: @NelJanDik ohh. thanks!!! Will find that
 TehAmelie: i've seen people deeply confused when i explain both Strip Search and Road Quest "like reality TV, but the people are. . .nice?"
 warpstonewarlock: Nailed it, Alex
 josh___something: Basically nailed it
 themercenary1987: Gandalf!
 azninsect: heheh heck yeah
 HungryTanuki: Gandalf !
 azninsect: gandalf!
marmalade_pen: mithrandir!
RoeDent89: Hi Gandalf
 HungryTanuki: This is Gandlaf pre Balrog fight at Moria 
RoeDent89: It does 0-60.......
 nyoomgoom: today is monday which means gandalf gets to lick a graham cracker. idk how a car licks a graham cracker but yknow
  TXC2: 0 to 60 when pushed out of a plane
Toturi91: Road quest!!!
 TehAmelie: i like how through the show he turns into Gandalf of Muddy Colors
 HungryTanuki: 
RoeDent89: Doors don't open, get in
 azninsect: 
 hedonistic_mushroom: Gandalf the GOAT
 incslayer: and a History of Jets!
 Metric_Furlong: a lineage of jets
  TXC2: Saabine!
 HungryTanuki: Saabine 
 themercenary1987: Ahhh... Sabine....
 forcedreject: The piss is mandatory
 jumping_point: Saabine! ^°^7
 azninsect: saabine 
 incslayer: Saabine!
 josh___something: Saabine 
  TXC2: look at that front bumper
 NovaTiempo: o7 Saabine
 TehAmelie: i'm from a Volvo family, we basically have a generaitonal blood feud with Saab
MrDiscountNinja: How could I forget how good this series is? LRR did Top Gear better than Top Gear.
 ThePixelSavage: ooooooh Saabine ... I get it now! 
 themercenary1987: o7
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Genasi_Gaming is continuing the Gift Sub they got from jarnatan!
 Genie_M: I'm always overwhelmed by the pure joy of ep1 intro to the cars
 rougepenguinknight: o7
marmalade_pen: @TehAmelie me mum drove a saab
 TehAmelie: i heard so many stories about how Saabs suck in this way, that way and the other way
 hedonistic_mushroom: I need to make a LRR Roadquest themed Commander deck
 NovaTiempo: A car you fight crime in you say.... 
 HungryTanuki: B-Beej ?
RoeDent89: Beej has chosen shanks' pony
 themercenary1987: The Furrs.... err its Beej!
 HungryTanuki: Ah yes, the roasting 
Tweygoh: I just finished re-watching this last month
 Snowcookies: Love Beej's roasting
 nyoomgoom: the ian grumble
 nyoomgoom: "hrrrmmmm"
 aussie_rob_w: It's a GM! XD
  TXC2: yes but there like 2 GMs worth of parts in one Saab
 TehAmelie: hmm couldn't Beej have got the other one?
 HungryTanuki: Prayge
 themercenary1987: Bwhahaha!
 azninsect: 
 HungryTanuki:   
TheTekkieman: He chose. So many times.
 josh___something: Fursuit Vehicle!
 themercenary1987: THERE IT IS!!!
 incslayer: Introducing the FURSUIT VEHICLE!
 adept_nekomancer: And yet he ended up with an excellent road trip car
RoeDent89: Beej's reaction is priceless
  TXC2: CHEESE IT !
 azninsect: its the cops!
 DigitalSeahorse: best gif ever incoming
RoeDent89: Cameo from Serge
 themercenary1987: Its got cop tyres, cop shocks, cop engine...
 hedonistic_mushroom: "Beej! WHY?! You were the Chosen One!" is the best Adam line ever
 Tuxbeej: I was SHOCKED
 Makoforte: the fursuit vehicle........
 nyoomgoom: someone in town here is driving a crown vic that still has the black-and-white and residue from the police stickers
 josh___something: Former cop, the Fursuit vehicle
  TXC2: !findquote police
  LRRbot: Quote #6129: "I thought police rhymed with face." —Ian [2019-06-16]
 aussie_rob_w: I still have my sticker sheet somewhere.
 Tuxbeej: But you could tell it cost $3k.
 josh___something: God bless you, alex
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 aussie_rob_w: I don't have a car I can stick "fursuit vehicle" onto.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 azninsect: for 3k its still pretty good
 jumping_point: What did the others cost?
 Makoforte: any car can be a fursuit vehicle if you try hard enough
  Texan_Reverend: Honestly, this was the one I immediately felt I would be most comfortable road tripping in.
 nyoomgoom: i stuck the "fursuit vehicle" sticker on my computer 
 josh___something: Graham, from a bit off camera 
Invitare: well... two of them had a great car
 adept_nekomancer: The duct-taped mirrors on the Fursuit Vehicle are a nice touch.
Invitare: maybe even one... didn't James' roof break?
  Texan_Reverend: It helps that I've had two Lincoln Town Cars in my car history: '88 and '94.
RoeDent89: I forget this was filmed in spring/summer of 20*18*
 josh___something: @Invitare don't you slander saabine like this
 josh___something: sorry, libel
 GazzyInferno: honestly writing Graham as the unseen Taskmaster-esque producer was an inspired choice for the show
 NovaTiempo: Yay! Perished!
Invitare: you do not know which ones I was calling bad
 TehAmelie: the illusion that Graham is nowhere near the action is pretty solid
Invitare: but yes, I was referring to the one that broke
Invitare: no regrets
 MMoritz: Oooh, surprise RQ watchalong!
 josh___something: @Invitare you JUST ruled out james' car with the second comment D:< 
 azninsect: 2018 such simpler times
 themercenary1987: good god this was 6 YEARS AGO
 azninsect: only had to worry about scurvey
 jumping_point: @GazzyInferno Definitely!
 MMoritz: This is like that episode of Sweet Dreams in the Demon Castle
 MMoritz: (or whatever that anime was called)
 Tuxbeej: oh wow foreshadowing.
 josh___something: foreshadowing
 themercenary1987: That was exactly that animes name
  TXC2: Saab to good for this sinnfu learth
 ContingentCat: lol the foreshadowing
  Texan_Reverend: From right at the beginning.
 HungryTanuki: The adventure begins !
 TehAmelie: ha, remember when they thought they would get RQ out the door before Desert Bus '18
RoeDent89: Swim
NotSoLuckyLydia: This show really does make me wanna go on a road trip
 adept_nekomancer: I hope the siren light that got removed didn't leave a hole in the roof of the car.
  TXC2: TehAmelie  poor naive Graham
 Tweygoh: I bet nothing happens to the crown vic
RoeDent89: Caulk the cars
 josh___something: The difference in sound quality between the sunfire and the other cars XD
 Mangledpixel: all these maps use open source map data, converted to vector graphics and stitched together, animated in After Effects with a shallow depth of field
 themercenary1987: @Tweygoh ... how much...?
  TXC2: I feel like there's a record for swiming across the sound
 ThePixelSavage: man we need Roadquest Pan-American Highway Edition so bad. 
 DigitalSeahorse: you can get scurvy on land, by not eating enough things with vitamin C. It's less common than on a ship with only salted meats
 TehAmelie: Pixel with the inside info
  TXC2: Mangledpixel  fancy
 TehAmelie: Mangledpixel that is
RoeDent89: Interesting that the Victoria-Vancouver ferry briefly crosses the US border and then back into Canada
 azninsect: Mangledpixel its great work
marmalade_pen: @DigitalSeahorse eat your vegetables kids
 jumping_point: The maps look so good!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 themercenary1987: @ThePixelSavage It might be cliche, but i'd love a route 66 RQ
 Sevinon: Morning everyone. We look pretty close to capped!
  TXC2: hello Sevinon  welcome
aynahl_feasting: Adam looks so baby in these episodes its wild
 TehAmelie: real close!
 type_variable: no trouble hmm
 Carlioo: so much foreshadowing!
 ThePixelSavage: @themercenary1987 at this point, 6 years later, Ill just take a new Roadquest no matter where  
  TXC2: oh Beej, so much hubris right there
 Mangledpixel: I got given little clips of the voiceover that would go over the maps, so I got these little keyhole looks into each episode - I only saw the rest of the episodes when they were publically shown
 ExachixKitsune: 
 MMoritz: wasnt this filmed before Dominaria was released?
 adept_nekomancer: Just all the foreshadowing
 josh___something: @aynahl_feasting compared to NOW, yeah, adam looks like a baby. Adam is the definition of aging like a fine wine though, at least.
  MrPhlip: @mmoritz filmed may 2018, iirc
 TehAmelie: @Mangledpixel couldn't risk any leaks eh
 CobaltShuriken: this is when Beej became Adam’s dad. What a good family memory
 azninsect: like a jet
  TXC2: Jets have window controls? 
 malsareus: yes, it's called an ejector seat
 Mangledpixel: TehAmelie well, more just to cut down on how much data we were transferring over the internet
 NonUniqueGuy: Oh damn, Road Quest
 TehAmelie: that makes more sense
 Mangledpixel: no need to send me the whole ep, just the bits I needed for timing
 ThePixelSavage: @malsareus its under the seat to jettison the canopy  can do it only once though
  TXC2: malsareus  touché
aynahl_feasting: @josh___something Oh definitely, that man is illegally handsome and just keeps looking better as time rolls on. It's just a surprise at how young he looks going back to these
 josh___something: The audio quality from the sunfire STILL funny
 incslayer: right this was before ian bought the mini
 RubikDarkwill: Ah Kathleen's masterful audio editing of the wind noise in Gandalf
marmalade_pen: yeah i would want a wrist strap on the walkie
 HungryTanuki: Gorgeous
 MMoritz: i showed my wife this and she fell in love with Adam. She still to this day asks what makes a peanut turn to a life of crime
  TXC2: !advice
  LRRbot: Shatter the salt cellar.
 emberBecky: so greeen
 NonUniqueGuy: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: teeth
RoeDent89: teeth
marmalade_pen: aaw the box is teething
 HungryTanuki:  
 RainyMint:  
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: my last road trips have been driving from FL to VA in one day, alone. Would not recommend!
 adept_nekomancer: I forgot that line about the siren.  Guess that answers the hole question.
 HungryTanuki: Vroom !
  TXC2: ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa  for a moment I thought you meant Vermont there and was very concerned 
 themercenary1987: And it starts...
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @TXC2 oh that sounds *miserable*
  TXC2: the weebing of Adam beings
  TXC2: ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa  indeed
 TehAmelie: i'm intrigued by how different James in the car and narrator James sound
 themercenary1987: joke Foiled
 jumping_point: Loving the voice over.
 NonUniqueGuy: That look to the camera
 incslayer: "the wheels can come of"
marmalade_pen: dont jim the camera
  TXC2: Adam is the deadpool of RQ
RoeDent89: Fresh
 josh___something: @TehAmelie I think that's probably from the lack of roof
 adept_nekomancer: Live bees!
RoeDent89: You're driving the open air
 josh___something: "in" the car
RoeDent89: In the general vicinity of the car
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: you think they'd get back bee back for RQ2?
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: well those words came out vaguely in the order I meant them to, great job, me
 TehAmelie: i don't know how long bees live. . .
 Sorator13: Chugging a bottle of port sounds absolutely miserable
 jumping_point: How big are port bottles in Canada? ...
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: port doesn't usually come up as a "fun" booze, yeah
 adept_nekomancer: I think I might prefer a starboard bottle.
  TXC2: Port is a brooding alcohol
Dayton Guo: Yooooo Road Quest!!
 josh___something: what about a larboard bottle? 
 Herbert_Erpaderp: 
 HungryTanuki: The kids 
 TehAmelie: you might make it if your car doesn't lift off
 themercenary1987: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa Port is my personal drink of choice, but drunk in small mesures, sipped, and whilst feeling like i'm at Oxford or Cambridge university
  TXC2: port is drunk in units of snifters
 TehAmelie: i like the name port. we call it port-wine here just to make things confusing
 definenull: This is a lot of ominous foreshadowing
 incslayer: yes "merely" a dormant volcano
 nyoomgoom: one time i tried turning the interior light on in my car at night. a dark nighttime car interior is already a liminal space but with the light on makes it *extra* liminal
 NovaTiempo: oooooh yeah
 type_variable: foreshadowing
 josh___something: foreshadowing
 TehAmelie: i'm pretty sure it's far away from any supervolcano, at least
 cmdrud87: cue the obscuring ian face
 jumping_point: B.C is so gorgeous.
 MMoritz: the onsen was in BC, right?
  TXC2: MMoritz  yes
 Tuxbeej: I thought James meant his dashboard lights, not his overhead light.
 josh___something: Oh, stream's about to start 
 ExachixKitsune: *After turning right to pick up more USB leads iirc
 HungryTanuki: Fatser Beej !
 Sevinon: @Tuxbeej Yeah, that makes sense. Morning (or I guess g'night) Beej.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
The E: ahh, Ian wishing the onsen into existance
 definenull: More foreshadowing
 Fanklok: Omomori prevents you from adding 2 curses to your deck
 Sevinon: Almost!
 josh___something: about that...
 Mathonwy: It doesn't
  TXC2: maybe the luck stack overflowed
 bagfullofbees: @Fanklok clearly Ian's was out of uses
 cmdrud87: well, it presumably helped them getting as far as they did
 ExachixKitsune: I will say, the first watch of Road Quest is very good, the 2nd watch reveals so much more
  TXC2: Fuck BC is beautiful
 Decem_Lampas: I should watch roadquest again
 nyoomgoom: for all we know the luck prevented an *earlier* disaster
 Riiiiiiis: There's a netflix series, where they talk about a town called something like "Squa-hamish" is that the same, just pronounced differently?
 josh___something: @bagfullofbees You don't know how much bad luck that thing prevented before the saab finally caved
 TehAmelie: luck: it's unfalsifiable!
  TXC2: Riiiiiiis  probably given everything being filmed in Vancouver
 Riiiiiiis: ok
 MMoritz: you can never distract from nuggies for long
 Fanklok: McDonald's nuggets are nasty though
 bagfullofbees: @josh___something that's a fascinating question - how many more disasters would have befallen the saab if not for the omomori
 adept_nekomancer: And with 6 of them, they'd only need to eat 82 or 83 each.
 Sevinon: @Fanklok Agreed
 TehAmelie: i think we'll see the signage with pronunciation guide soon
 NonUniqueGuy: I don't think I have ever had McDonalds Nuggets.
 Riiiiiiis: moose
 NovaTiempo: Moose!
  TXC2: Meese!
 themercenary1987: MOOSE!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Mangledpixel: møøse
 definenull: Moosen?
 RainyMint: Meese!
  NapalmSideburns: The moose is loose in the hoose!
 Sevinon: @Mangledpixel Was your sister bitten by one?
 bagfullofbees: mooussy
 Fanklok: Take a good nugget, cut it in half hamburger style and cover it in breading that functions more like armor
 Mangledpixel: @Sevinon The people responsible for this response have now been sacked
 HungryTanuki:   
 Sorator13: fuyrsuit down! fursuit down!
 nyoomgoom: opening the door to talk to the production ghosts
  MrPhlip: Oh right, this ep is a cliffhanger... I wonder if ep2 will be in the watchalong...
 Sevinon: "You know, this would make a great place to cut the first episode" was still such an excellent call in the moment
 bagfullofbees: ^
  TXC2: MrPhlip  nah, this is a teaser to get people to watch it all 
 NonUniqueGuy: or rewatch it for the 10th time
 TalpTheScot: which duo would you most like to road trip with?
 TehAmelie: we'll do one episode a year, and ten subathons from now. . .
  TXC2: NonUniqueGuy  indeed
 Sevinon: @TalpTheScot Slam dunk Beej and Adam
 NonUniqueGuy: Beej and Adam
 FarleyF: im going with Ian and Alex - helps they are both my favourite people in LRR
 Riiiiiiis: James and Ben for me
 TehAmelie: eh i can never remember if there's more than ten episodes
marmalade_pen: oh are we watching arrested development?
 Sevinon: @TehAmelie Q&A episode if that counts
 bagfullofbees: @TehAmelie pretty sure it's 12
 accountmadeforants: I'd be torn between Ian and Alex, and Beej and Adam.
 TehAmelie: ah yes. i just think of the ten days
 HungryTanuki: I can't imagine how stressfull it must have been at the time
 HungryTanuki: Having a car problem on the 1st day of shooting
 Sevinon: @HungryTanuki Yeah, I think everyone basically talked about how stressed they were
 TehAmelie: at least they're close enough to walk home if need be 
 Sorator13: Yknow, I just realized - all the cars Beej picked failed their mechanical inspections, and then this happened to the car chosen *for* Beej
 Riiiiiiis: I want to see that view one day
 MMoritz: and the hell road was a second episode from the drag race
 Sorator13: so maybe Beej was cursed?
 adept_nekomancer: At least it gave an excuse to get more extremely scenic drone shots of the coastline.
 bagfullofbees: yeah, if I remember it's the first and the day with the hot spring that are broken up into two episodes
 NovaTiempo: Epic nostalgia acheived
 josh___something: All 3 of the copilots (Ben, Adam, Alex) would be the dream trio
 HungryTanuki: Welp, now I have to watch Roadquest again
 bagfullofbees: the drone shots are breathtaking
 definenull: Ben plz
 nyoomgoom: gesundheit
 josh___something: But if I had to pick, probably Adam/Beej
 CobaltShuriken: dab
 themercenary1987: DAB
 Sevinon: @bagfullofbees They really are. Just those alone are such amazing adverts for BC
  TXC2: right chat I'm off to exercise, I'll see y'all for coffee, so keep on subbing!
 bagfullofbees: bye!
 HungryTanuki: Bye !
 shadowmaster132: I hope that whoever in tourism that refused lrr money regrets it now
 Riiiiiiis: c ya TXC2
 jumping_point: Good luck,, TXC2!
 josh___something: see ya TXC2 o/
marmalade_pen: goodbye txc2
 Sevinon: Cya
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 CobaltShuriken: massive jinx
 DigitalSeahorse: jinx
 EternalRoxas: I reference this crap shot so often
 HungryTanuki: 
 josh___something: 
 MMoritz: LOL
 RainyMint: 
 elmyra23: i hd forgotten how much i love RQ
 josh___something: Oh speaking of which
 NovaTiempo: aww.
 MMoritz: FIVE YEARS
 HungryTanuki: Oh no !
 themercenary1987: The LAst... FOR NOW!
 definenull: Oh boy this is ominous
 TehAmelie: the have to, can, may paradigm
 Sorator13: Oh, this is an interesting thing to include, the youtube updates
 josh___something: *2019*
 adept_nekomancer: More information... it now exists!
 MMoritz: back in the days of Eldraine?
 CobaltShuriken: 
 josh___something: Ooof
 definenull: Just before the pandini
 shadowmaster132: eff cancer
marmalade_pen: did you always have those tattoos?
 josh___something: Eff both pandini AND cancer
 type_variable: ooof
 HungryTanuki: Panalyst !
 TheWooglie: 2020 so many episodes
 definenull: In 2020... Oh honey
 josh___something: hah... 2020
 Simonark: In 2020...
 azninsect: Who could've foreseen...
MrDiscountNinja: lol Ian manifesting onsens
 josh___something: oh, sweet summer child
 Woogachaka: Oh wait, did we hit the time limit?
 azninsect: Look we got there though! Soon. More soon.
 Sorator13: Ohh, that was at the start of the actual episode, okay. That makes more sense.
chaostreader: More Panalyst! Panalyst is great!
 Genie_M: Nice setup for the new series
 NovaTiempo: Crysount
 definenull: TRUE
 accountmadeforants: Fuck now I know where I got "Croysant" from.
 azninsect: Accurate
 GazzyInferno: god that line kills everytime
 Orxolon: Well,gonna sleep,see y'all later
 azninsect: Croi sant
 HungryTanuki: Croixcent 
 Sevinon: gnight
 definenull: Quaso
 bagfullofbees: just Ben being a gem
Glenn Fowler: “In 2020” (ish)
William Johnson: Oh 2019 predictions of the future, always a good dose of dramatic irony.
 Sorator13: The lumberjack photo of Adam is excellent
 Just_Herby: Night Orx!
 ExachixKitsune: A LeCroix-soint
 themercenary1987: still need that friday nights secret lair
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Human Cardcam is a great creature type.
 ExachixKitsune: @definenull : Quaso
 josh___something: That illustration is GREAT XD
 bagfullofbees: what a diagram
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 HungryTanuki: Giant growth is still good !
 Orxolon: @themercenary1987 uuuhhh i would buy'em all
 HungryTanuki: Cameron D: ?
 FarleyF: !card palukranos
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 warpstonewarlock: !card polukranos
  LRRbot: Did you mean: Polukranos Reborn; Polukranos, Engine of Ruin; Polukranos, World Eater; Polukranos, Unchained
 Orxolon: Giant growth Will always be giant growth
 FarleyF: you know what i cannot spell magic cards
 Sevinon: I have a sub expiring sometime today. Hopefully it sneaks in before the end of the sub-a-thon/when I'm off to visit friends
 FarleyF: Also Giant Growth for the win
 cmdrud87: Cam should apply to the RC
 bagfullofbees: Paulukranos
 Orxolon: Hahaha
 warpstonewarlock: !card Polukranos, World Eater
  LRRbot: Polukranos, World Eater [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Hydra [5/5] | {X}{X}{G}: Monstrosity X. / When Polukranos, World Eater becomes monstrous, it deals X damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures your opponents control. Each of those creatures deals damage equal to its power to Polukranos.
 Orxolon: Paul u kranos
marmalade_pen: such a good gag
 Sevinon: @LRRbot Pithing Needle naming Borborygmos
 hedonistic_mushroom: LRRbot you rule
 josh___something: Missie!
 azninsect: 40min?!
 accountmadeforants: I love the "Oh hey, a bed!" callback
 Sevinon: It has lots of things!
 definenull: Oh Graham, honey (again)
 josh___something: about that...
 Durugai: eeeh Oko
marmalade_pen: hes not wrong
 cmdrud87: I mean, yes, but...
 azninsect: Not wrong though
 Molator: he's a little wrong
 gluonquark: ban gremlins!
 HungryTanuki: Kathllen building mono red D:
 Sevinon: 
 GazzyInferno: oof
 ExachixKitsune: ooof
 josh___something: oof
 Molator: ouch'
wildpeaks: 
 vegetalss4: poor Missy
 Sorator13: unending despair
 gluonquark: burn!
marmalade_pen: kitte
 azninsect: Graham.
 josh___something: Hi baxter
 HungryTanuki: 
 definenull: cat
thebuzzstreams: oooooof, pooor missy indeed
 bagfullofbees: kitty!
marmalade_pen: foofer
 jumping_point: Baxter!
 ContingentCat: awwww kavrennn
 itmightbemikey: Beeeg cat
 ExachixKitsune: Oh the dream: "Stay here and pet my cats"
 adept_nekomancer: Such a large cat
 nyoomgoom: kitty
William Johnson: That is a lot of cat
 hedonistic_mushroom: Boy would it be awesome if this episode transitions into the new Friday Nights
 HungryTanuki: 
 Sorator13: I love FN!Nelly
 jumping_point: Nelsons deliveries. xD
 azninsect: Jer!
 HungryTanuki: "Casual"
 incslayer: right beej's variant of magic
 Fanklok: Has anyone ever seen Beej and LSV in the same room?
 themercenary1987: JUND EM OUT
 Tuxbeej: I don’t remember a single thing about how any of that worked.
 josh___something: I trust Ghost Alex
 gluonquark: I'm with Ben on that
OVERKiLL!: so good
marmalade_pen: we're proud of you beej
 josh___something: hehe
 Sorator13: 
 forcedreject: Sacer blue
 azninsect: Oh Ben
 HungryTanuki: Poor Missie
 josh___something: WHEELER SPOTTED
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: well, as the french say, "sest levvy"
 themercenary1987: remember 60 is just 12 4's, so every deck is just 12 cards
 HungryTanuki: 
 hedonistic_mushroom: Dat Hareruya Hoodie... Want it
 josh___something: speaking of...
 Fanklok: The decadence of being able to run 2 different constructed formats for fnm
 azninsect: Who
 incslayer: its WHEELEER!!
 ExachixKitsune: he's great to be here
 CobaltShuriken: wheeler.
 josh___something: Intimidating wheeler is spooky
 luke_warme: the eye contact
 Sorator13: Auspiciously *not* Wheeler's first FN appearance
 EternalRoxas: 
 Tweygoh: 
 NovaTiempo: Cams handwriting rocks
 goateedave86: Cameron's handwriting is so good it's actually intimidating
 HungryTanuki: Cameron's Big book of Grudges grows longer by the day 
 Mai_Andra: "It dies to removal."
 RevolverRossalot: Pop quiz: what IS the adventure on Murderous Rider?
 themercenary1987: Been there man
 flojosch: Never lucky Jer
 accountmadeforants: @RevolverRossalot Running from the law
 HungryTanuki: @RevolverRossalot Destroy target creature or pw an opponent control. You lose 2 life ?
 incslayer: heather!
 josh___something: Nelson 
 Tweygoh: It's funny in the lore that Kathleen is playing mono red
 warpstonewarlock: and Matt
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @RevolverRossalot as someone who got to Mythic in Eldraine standard on Arena running BW knights...I don't remember
 incslayer: i missed mat
 josh___something: 
 incslayer: matt*
 themercenary1987: DaNk
 RevolverRossalot: It's one of the few adventure spells with a name I've retained: Swift End!
 gibbousm: I miss Missy
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Stompy? Ancient Tomb and Chalice were in Eldraine Standard?
 gluonquark: you deserve that
 azninsect: He deserves that
thebuzzstreams: Missy truly is a treasure
 CobaltShuriken: He deserved that
 josh___something: he deserved that
 HungryTanuki: He deserved that
 azninsect: Loved this episode
 GazzyInferno: he deserved that
 hedonistic_mushroom: Is Missie's hand raise at G a callback to G doing the samein the first F?
 RevolverRossalot: @hungrytanuki has the correct text, aside from being able to target your own things too
 gluonquark: now we just need to ban Nadu
 themercenary1987: I mean... he has a point
 Tweygoh: crap
 TehAmelie: i saw someone in the credits named Aurora Walker. boss name
 accountmadeforants: The only Adventure name I remember is Stomp. But I don't actually recall the name of the creature it's attached to (I've just internalized it as 4/3 giant)
NotSoLuckyLydia: Bonecrusher Giant
 shadowmaster132: I remember this crapshoot
 accountmadeforants: @NotSoLuckyLydia Right! I knew it had something with crush in it
NotSoLuckyLydia: I've been got by it enough in legacy to know
 TheWooglie: 
 Greyah: I always thought that adventure was called "Big Steppy"
 themercenary1987: Ha!
 HungryTanuki: 
 RainyMint: 
 frnknstn: lool
 CobaltShuriken: lol
 josh___something: *chef's kiss*
 frnknstn: Did we hit the cap?
 CobaltShuriken: bright!
 Riiiiiiis: Some of the crapshots just go directly over my head 
 themercenary1987: I think we are 2 hours from cap
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Perfect chain of crapshots into each other.
 Sevinon: Ah, I see why this followed the last one
Phaers: anyone know the video name where cam is complaining about aggro player
 TehAmelie: James perfectly cast as a not very good enlightened kung fu master
 themercenary1987: When you bring a programmer into a philosphoy argument
 Fanklok: This is a terry pratchett crapshot
 Riiiiiiis: @Fanklok Sweeper?
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @TehAmelie I read him as enlightened, just not very pedagogical 
 CobaltShuriken: 
 HungryTanuki: D:
 Molator: angry zen master master?
ceLaguna: WHY ISN'T YOUR MIND EMPTY???
 josh___something: Hadouken!
 azninsect:  
 CobaltShuriken: Kathleen? where was she?
 Serpens77: oh there
 The_Nat_Ones_:   
 AugmentingPath: she was the pebble
 Riiiiiiis: @CobaltShuriken ...
 azninsect: There
 EikoandMog: NO RULES MEANS NO PANTS
  sfot: hi, when do they go live again?
 Sorator13: omg
 Sorator13: I relate to that so hard
ceLaguna: but what about secondary pants
 Inkymouse: omg I love this one
 Sorator13: pants are one of my greatest enemies
 Serpens77: the itnerface spoiler of Kathleen being in it
 FarleyF: Alex's Brother
 HungryTanuki: Uuuuh
 GazzyInferno: uhhhhhh
 azninsect: Uhhhhh
marmalade_pen: hhhhhhhuuu
 RevolverRossalot: Relatable
OVERKiLL!: 6am innit?
William Johnson: In about an hour and 45 minutes
 The_Nat_Ones_: So relatable
 Inkymouse: "sheep?"
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @RevolverRossalot Being forced to live in a bush, yeah.
 RevolverRossalot: ✅
 Critterbot: Wait, blimp? 
 ExachixKitsune: Shark Shark and Remora!
 warpstonewarlock: Ah, callbacks
 azninsect: NHOP
 josh___something: OH, it's Ian's Debut
 CobaltShuriken: he appears!
 josh___something: (technically)
 Creideiki_SE: Notably not the first time Ian was in Hustle.
 Tuxbeej: I keep that business card on my desk to this day.
 EikoandMog: Yep. Was a throwaway joke for the halloween episode!
 tyrew0rm: @Creideiki_SE Canonically that was an ian mask
 EikoandMog: @Tuxbeej 
  Jon Grayson: I remember these episodes, they were funny
 Molator: ian mask or ian skinsuit?
 Just_Herby: Can we compromise and say "Ian costume"?
 josh___something: The tiger, or the painting?
 CobaltShuriken: ahead of their time with telecommuting
 Durugai: lots of things
 josh___something: HAH
 Critterbot: D-don't worry about it.
 EikoandMog: I love the white balance of the rest of the building being notably washed out.
Isyraq Zaki: !time
 TheMerricat: Almost beige like
 HungryTanuki: Y-yes ?
 CobaltShuriken: i need a sign guy
 Riiiiiiis: the beigening begins
 hackingducks: it's just the backrooms before they had a name
 shadowmaster132: Star wipes ahoy
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 4:21 AM
 josh___something: EUGH
 incslayer: it said sahara whipsers
 EikoandMog: I'm a fan of recumbent walrus.
 Durugai: top. shelf.
 warpstonewarlock: Recumbent Walrus?
 josh___something: those glasses tapping noise were great foley
 jumping_point: What are those names?! xD
 HungryTanuki: L i g h t beige
 CobaltShuriken: tag yourself, i’m light beige
 Serpens77: TaupeCon
 EikoandMog: Oh look, Nightmare!
 josh___something: heheeheh
 CobaltShuriken: are those the mystery cookies then?
 Simonark: And thus began the truncated "Biege" Arc.
 josh___something: 
 azninsect: Sure, why not?
 josh___something: oh a CLASSIC!
  MrPhlip: Yesss
 bagfullofbees: oooooh, drugs!
 EikoandMog: "You know what you did"
 TehAmelie: yay drugs
 Sevinon: Possibly my favorite sketch
 Molator: drugs!
 josh___something: "You know what you did"
  MrPhlip: My number 1 favourite
 warpstonewarlock: oh, we had it last year
 Gulleko: oh I love this one
 cmdrud87: "hey hey hey... wait till you're 18"
 TehAmelie: still wanna try n-!-thron
ceLaguna: the devil's lettuce?
 CobaltShuriken: “them dank nugs”
 snowewolf: i love this Sketch
 incslayer: i dont recognize the young woman amongst the students
 bagfullofbees: the crystalline entity
 Herbert_Erpaderp: Hahaa
 TheWooglie: trust Graham to get a TNG reference in there
 jumping_point: How many of those are real? xD
 shadowmaster132: He's right, canada was four years from legalising the dank nugs
 EikoandMog: Burma shave!
 RainyMint: "Happy nose times" 
 BluJester: I thought Speed 2 Cruise Control was a joke LRR made but then I found out that it is a thing that exists
  MrPhlip: @incslayer they did a last-minute call on twitter for extras, and got one (1)
 Sevinon: @incslayer Extra based on a twitter call out
 cmdrud87: @EikoandMog still waiting for them to do sth around the old roadside ads
 TehAmelie: yes, it's a movie no one wants to remember
 CobaltShuriken:    
 Sevinon: @MrPhlip 2! But one had to drop out
 TheWooglie: Kathleen is really good at playing disinterested
 crashdownreg: we collectively repressed speed 2
 hackingducks: it's hyphenated!
 EikoandMog: That's Alex's throwing knife, I guarantee.
 josh___something: HAH
 Serpens77: @TheWooglie yes... "playing"...
 Inkymouse: hehehehe I love the delivery on that line SO MUCH
 spicyFerret_: NoooooOOOOOPE.
 josh___something: Yes
 RainyMint: 
 josh___something: still a banger
 CobaltShuriken: 
 EikoandMog: They bought that pipe and returned it then next day.
 TeacherSeanTV:  
 EikoandMog: Or maybe it was same day?
 spicyFerret_: @josh___something a bonger?
 JonnyGlitched: I
 Metric_Furlong: oh here we go!
 JonnyGlitched: Hello all
 Fanklok: They "borrowed" it
 hackingducks: they should 100% revive this
 hedonistic_mushroom: Toxic Sagicity podcast
 jumping_point: WZRD xD
 CobaltShuriken: aita podcasts before their time
 hackingducks: wizard chat is a banger
 JonnyGlitched: I love my WZRD CHAT shirt
 TehAmelie: i love the Photoshop Wizard poster
 TehAmelie: they're just grabbing everything that's advertised as vaguely magical are they
 Pteraspidomorphi: I see the subathon length is nearly at the cap
 Sevinon: @Pteraspidomorphi And fortnately the modern wizard caps their cap
 spicyFerret_: Wzrdchat as a podcast when
 PMAvers: Next up, we've got a guest program from 1MHz on the Cosmic Wavelength, The Spirit of the Times.
 JonnyGlitched: I love this bit
 CobaltShuriken: Staff over wands all day
 TehAmelie: ah yes. time to go grab some supplies for the finale now, before the liquor store closes 
 Just_Herby: 100% stadd
 Just_Herby: Staff
 JonnyGlitched: staff has the DPS
 spicyFerret_: Is wzrd in the same continuity as qwrp
 Just_Herby: Sure
 GazzyInferno: Davé
 JonnyGlitched: so that's where "get a wand, trust me" comes from
 Just_Herby: Thaumaturgical is a Pterry reference, right?
 Desruprot: a formal pointy hat
 josh___something: Staves are useful for versatility, thermos. Once you get ambushed by a pack of bandits, you'll be wishing you had a hefty oak staff with you
 Riiiiiiis: Reminds me of Hitchhikers - If humans are not interested in local affairs
 hackingducks: thaumaturgy is just a kind of magic. kinda nebulously defined.
 JonnyGlitched: the last secoind
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Staves have their place, but you really need to take a look at your actual use cases. Do you actually need the extra power, or do you just want it available to shore up your insecurities? A wand is the right choice for 99% of wizards in today's modern urban environment.
 hackingducks: variousy different canons take thaumaturgy in different directions.
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Right, this... look.
 JonnyGlitched: my god the fina; punchpine
 EikoandMog: Honestly, I'm a firm believer of every day carry wand. Staves are for travelling.
 spicyFerret_ turges your thaum
 elmyra23: wig continuity?
 JonnyGlitched: I can not speel
 99FineLines: phrasing???
 crashdownreg: Classic Davé
 Molator: rip
marmalade_pen: hello
 JonnyGlitched: yikes
 Just_Herby: Staffs are useful for non-magical purposes. Try and clobber a disrespectful youth over the head with a wand, it's far less effective.
 medmora: Pipedream Fairy, come to me!
 spicyFerret_: Bowie and his very visible bulge.
 josh___something: Staves are great for industrial level wizardry where the extra power is necessary to move large buildings
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @Just_Herby You just have to think outside the box. Poke them with the thin end!
 JonnyGlitched: wait how old am I
 azninsect: relevant./
LathosTiran: a decade of phone numbers
 Just_Herby: @iacthulhufthagn I think you should reword your suggestion to "poke youths with the thin end"
 GazzyInferno: yike
 ExachixKitsune: I assume she went to college and joined Sigma Theta Delta
 josh___something: Channeling your magic through a wand to put your wizard tower in a pocket dimension needs a whole lot more mana as opposed to a staff
 josh___something: Bisexual Fairy god parent?
 JonnyGlitched: I've managed to keep 1 phone number
 Durugai: Bagel time folks!
 nyoomgoom: or is it, the bagel
 RainyMint: Bagel Time!
 Just_Herby: Only Sourcerers can even do that though, it's not usually relevant
 JonnyGlitched: dafaq
marmalade_pen: baggles
 DeM0nFiRe: Oh no it's either Bagel or Donut time and I don't have either 
ceLaguna: Bonuts
 Desruprot: 
 Molator: haha
 ExachixKitsune: bagel time it's bagel time
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @josh___something Exactly, but if you think about it, 90% of the staff wielders only ever take it grocery shopping or "camping" and will never use the heavy lifting capabilities in their lifetime... they only bought the staff in the first place because they were influenced by ads playing on their insecurities.
 azninsect: 
 GazzyInferno: god damn it
 Inkymouse: bahhaaha
 JonnyGlitched: you can eat more donuts than bagels
 spicyFerret_: Baklaclava
 EikoandMog: BThat little "Bagel Time" ditty has entered my brainrot.
 ExachixKitsune: this entire sketch is in my brain
 ExachixKitsune: 
 jumping_point: Now I want a bagel.
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: see, this is why Graham got that pointer in the Swap n Shop video ~15 years from this one
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Now this is how statistics work.
 josh___something: Sound logic
 CAKHost: So James got a bag of 4 accidents?
 azninsect: science
 hackingducks: james busts out the correlation is not causation.
 hedonistic_mushroom: I have not watched enough YouTube for my algorithm to dig this up on my feed.
 jumping_point: Give em to me.
 JonnyGlitched: YES
 CAKHost: XD
 cle0deen: Morning
 josh___something: HAH
 EikoandMog: The "Son of a Bitch" reference
 spicyFerret_: (bap)
 medmora: Must huck deadly bagels!
 Just_Herby: 12 bagels seems like a lot to buy at once
 Tweygoh: i really want a bagel now
 cle0deen: Are there any safe bagels?
 shadowmaster132: It burns
 EikoandMog: @Just_Herby But not too many donuts.
 nyoomgoom: oh, in 2012 i was living in that world. the one where wifi exists but i don't have it
 cle0deen: Been in here for like 2 minutes and already want bagel
 Serpens77: Icéd Mocha
 Just_Herby: @eikoandmog fair point
 Herbert_Erpaderp: Good sign
 incslayer: was that Dales laugh?
 azninsect: 
 JonnyGlitched: free wifi is a trap
 ExachixKitsune: take a page from maia crimew and print "Your Printer is Unsecured"
 ArcticAtlantic: oh good good we're still going
 99FineLines: freudian slip there
 FarleyF: Friendship is magic
 JonnyGlitched: That seems like Matt
 Serpens77: Wiggins secret Brony confirmed
 warpstonewarlock: Secret?
 Tweygoh: thieve's cant
 themercenary1987: oh lord... torrents
 JonnyGlitched: Gimmie that Wiggiens
 99FineLines: Ghostleen??
 hackingducks: whoa
 RubikDarkwill: Platinum blond Kathleen
 gibbousm: Blonde Kathleen feels.....wrong somehow
 GazzyInferno: paul cuts a good businessm'n
 hackingducks: it's the whole look. looks like a different person until she speaks
 JonnyGlitched: I remember how this gave me amxiety
 TheWooglie: !next
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 azninsect: eyyy the persona episode
 JonnyGlitched: Diablo 1 best Diablo
 warpstonewarlock: Ah, CH: Persona 5 edition
 GazzyInferno: ah, part of the "we played a game too much" era of chustle
 TheWriterAleph: i didn't know kathleen like P5 /s
 Molator: art so good
 Greyah: That's fine, you don't wanna get to know Yusuke anyway.
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Nowadays we just walk up to 1st floor apartment windows and scan their printed wifi password QR codes from across the room. Problem solved!
 EikoandMog: 
 Irsaan: 
 RainyMint: 
 spicyFerret_: That is a conversation i have had with roommates multiple times.
 the_phantom_game_player: I think we're an hour short to make it to the cap
 ElevunWords: that P5 graphic was SOOO good
 Mangledpixel: I really enjoyed making the graphics for this - the P5 UI is so friggin stylish
 Riiiiiiis: I started a few years ago crossstitching the everything is fine sign... buuut i'm not good at finishing stuffs
 BluJester: really nailed the look
 taeasakura: I've accidentally called friendships social links before and that was when I knew I was playing too much P5
 BluJester: basically flawless
 TheWriterAleph: i love the art in this so much
 JonnyGlitched: I can relate to this but with Skyrim
 BrowneePoints: oh hey I haven’t seen this in a while
 99FineLines: Ian having a persona is a terrifying idea.
 ElevunWords: this is obscenely high-effort
 BrowneePoints: Ian is a Persona
 BrowneePoints: BAXTER
 themercenary1987: Hey Kuriboh
 azninsect: same, baxter. same.
 taeasakura: his persona is his car
 99FineLines: A Small Kuriboh???
 ArcticAtlantic: omg hello Baxter
 RainyMint: Baxter 
 josh___something: I mean, that feels like a compliment to be a rank 10 confidant
 forcedreject: Frieza?
 Inkymouse: Baxter 
 Aitsu111: Yay Martin
 spicyFerret_: Hello furry menace.
 RubikDarkwill: The chicken AND the tuna
 JonnyGlitched: Baxxy Bax!
 99FineLines: Why is he making a cameo when he should be MAKING MORE EPISODES??????
 Riiiiiiis: Who's doing that voice?
 nyoomgoom: hairy baby
 Serpens77: are these M.Lumsfordisms?
 BrowneePoints: Little Kuriboh
 ElevunWords: I love this babby 
 azninsect: little kuriboh!
 JonnyGlitched: there is no platonic
 Noy2222: Chicken AND tuna? In this economy?
 BrowneePoints: him what did Yugioh abridged
 Mangledpixel: that is an actual processed photo of Victoria in the background
 Serpens77: ooohhh neat
 gluonquark: "live and don't learn"
 Mangledpixel: (in the date transition shot)
 crashdownreg: @Noy2222 2017 was a different time where we could afford such luxeries
 josh___something: ryuji?! damnn
 Metric_Furlong: James "Ryuji" Turner
 BrowneePoints: ryuji? woof
 BrowneePoints: that’s insulting
 BrowneePoints: like calling someone shadowheart
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Are you entirely sure about the no stabbing?
 josh___something: I mean, better than yusuke I guess.
 JonnyGlitched: For the record: I'd always not to get stabbed
 PMAvers: I mean that's not a 0% chance of stabbings
 spicyFerret_: 
 TheWriterAleph: implications.
 99FineLines: "anime obsessive" does not make someone less likely to be stabbish.
 azninsect: cowboy beep boop!
 Tweygoh: Cori! Heather!
 Metric_Furlong: good old cowboy beep boop
LathosTiran: deploy the defensive heather
 BrowneePoints: @josh___something nah ryuji is about as bad as it can get outside of akechi
 JonnyGlitched: I want Five Cheese!
 Aitsu111: Lol
 RainyMint:  
 Tweygoh: OK snack time
 Noy2222: Five cheese? In this economy?
Harukurochan: Friendship achieved 👍
 gibbousm: war on pants
 EikoandMog: Mood, Alex.
 Irsaan: I sure have literally no context for these references having never played a Persona game. Still a good sketch though.
 Lord_Hosk: Don't dishonor Nihan Alex
 Mangledpixel: oh right, deadname
 MrQBear: @EikoandMog Heyo, Eiko!
 EikoandMog: @MrQBear Hello!
 JonnyGlitched: I'm a cat!
 medmora: I'm a cat.
 warpstonewarlock: uhhhh
 josh___something: hey wait a minute
 gibbousm: we've looped?
 GazzyInferno: wait didn't we just have this one?
 Metric_Furlong: Irsaan Adam streamed all of Persona 5 if you want to spend a ridiculous amount of time watching vods
 TheWooglie: duplicates!
 EikoandMog: Yeah, we just had this one.
 bagfullofbees: I was about to say...
 cmdrud87: yes, all is LRR now
 crystal_bubbles: There's a glitch in the matrix!
 FarleyF: well i guess there are no rules
 ExachixKitsune: time to go grab a drink
 Lord_Hosk: No one saw it Mangledpixel we are all blind to those things we can only see your real name
 Genie_M: It's the most important rule it has to be said twice
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 GazzyInferno: the first rule is that there are no rules. the second rule is good luck, have fun 
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Imacatmeowmeow! (Today's storm count: 25)
 CAKHost: No Rule means Repeats Open!
 luke_warme: this is the second rule
  MrPhlip: There are no rules, including the rules against dupes
 Mangledpixel: Lord_Hosk 
 IaCthulhuFthagn: A déjà vu is usually a glitch in the Watchalong. It happens when they change something.
 RevolverRossalot: A second The First Rule is at least thematically strong
 ExachixKitsune: Jen does good work 
 crystal_bubbles: I do like the mysterious levitating pepple though
 JonnyGlitched: Epistemology ftw
 GazzyInferno: i hope the young student will get the first rule this time around
 TheWooglie: where was Kathleen?
 GazzyInferno: dang
 azninsect: no rules means no pants!
 BrowneePoints: I forgot the raiden line
 BrowneePoints: JOHNNYBOUGHTACAR
 BrowneePoints: I remembered it
 FarleyF: ah and the professor is back
 TheWooglie: we've had this one too?
 crystal_bubbles: Another repeat??
 bagfullofbees: uh oh
 FarleyF: the replay is having desert bus fever
 itmightbemikey: I think part of the list accidentally got duplicated
  MrPhlip: This was last night I think?
 FarleyF: someone light the paul signal
 TheWooglie: someone had no faith and didn't think we get this far in the subathon
 99FineLines: have we finally run out of LRR material to use?
 RainyMint: We're trapped in the LRRLoop now.  
 TheWriterAleph: Tales From the LRRp
 LordZarano: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time:  4:59 AM
 IaCthulhuFthagn: 5 AM? That means James is up 
 avi_miller: And then Wheeler joined LRR
 Just_Herby: Well, there isn't a lot of LRR content, they were bound to run out eventually /s
 Aitsu111: PROF
 Desruprot: oh hai Prof
 RainyMint: Oh hi Professor! 
 spicyFerret_: Imagine storming for 70-something
 mckblitz: I miss when I could keep track of magic. Used to know every single legend. Then 2021 happened
 azninsect: he said the thing!
 hedonistic_mushroom: RoadQuest EP 2 pls
 RevolverRossalot: Huh. I didn't know Brian hosted The Panalysts
  James_LRR: morning.
 azninsect: James_LRR 
 ghizmou: morning James
 luke_warme: morning
 FarleyF: morning James
 DeM0nFiRe: 🌄
 jumping_point: Good morning, James.
 FarleyF: hope you slept well - or at all
 baltimore_667083: morning James
  James_LRR: dang. we are super close to capping this thing?
 Herbert_Erpaderp: Hi James!
 Tweygoh: Moggs obvs
 FarleyF: is it time for Chat to put in their coffee orders
marmalade_pen: how can james be in chat and on screen
 Herbert_Erpaderp: @marmalade_pen He has powers.
 Ukon_Cairns: he is very talented
 nyoomgoom: same way beej was in chat and on screen like, an hour and a half ago
  James_LRR: 100 subs and we’re there.
 spicyFerret_: Jmeschat
marmalade_pen: well of course beej can do that duh
 99FineLines: are we learning about prerecorded content today
 Simonark: James is myriad.
 nyoomgoom: oh right, fair, forgot beej has certain powers
 ladyjessica: it’s AI!
 Irsaan: @James_LRR Are you trying to taunt people into doing it before you're live?
 TheWriterAleph: hey, hey chat, remembering when machine learning was still a punchline
 Just_Herby: @99finelines it's twitch, everything is live, that's the whole point
  James_LRR: mayyyyyybe 
 Lord_Hosk: Machine learning is still kinda a punchline
 TheWriterAleph: yeah but for different reasons
 Riiiiiiis: @James_LRR morning James
 TristalMTG: oh no, Paul invented AI art
 ExachixKitsune: *nervous laughter*
 terribleplan: Lol
 Durugai: and thus, Paul invented AI art
 TheMerricat: LRR predicted future
 josh___something: Generative AI 
 ExachixKitsune: pff Alison
 cookiebeard: ooof
 terribleplan: Indeed you were, Paul
Halinn: Congratulations, Cameron
marmalade_pen: excellent end line from prof
 Tweygoh: very Q
 Irsaan: Yay Cam!
 RevolverRossalot: Common Cameron W
 GhostValv: Hehe
 Lord_Hosk: Fun fact, the professor actually has the power to teleport like that, but it consumes any and all rares he is holding. So its not worth using the power.
 Mangledpixel: BALLS!
 TheWriterAleph: yay!
 TheWooglie: yay!
 FarleyF: man famous youtuber james turner sitting next to the professor
marmalade_pen: tenisé boules
 bagfullofbees: oh good, it's not a repeat
mcdadly23: morning all. what’s the schedule for today guys?
 GazzyInferno: Balls Balls Balls!
 azninsect: tennis balls!
 spicyFerret_: 
 99FineLines: !schedule
  LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/schedule for a Google Calendar version.
 hd_dabnado: This was so 2014
 Simonark: Christmas!
Halinn: @Lord_Hosk Are there times when he is not holding any rares (aside from when he's done teleporting)?
 RainyMint: Balls! 
 cmdrud87: "anyways, this s wonderwall"
 hedonistic_mushroom: Projectile Testicular Distress, yes
 99FineLines: the schedule is balls
 GazzyInferno: coffee begins at the top of the next hour
mcdadly23: @99finelines thanks for the link
marmalade_pen: hello caffein
 TheWooglie: Hello Colin
ceLaguna: can't believe it's been 16 years since that kickstarter
 99FineLines: an elegant launcher, from a more civilised age.
 ExachixKitsune: it's an older machine but it checks out
 josh___something: God, I can smell the tennis ball from here
 Simonark: Why is that ball machine named for an Elliott Gould movie where Christopher Plummer robs a bank dressed as Santa?
 99FineLines: Pavlov's Balls
 Riiiiiiis: Experiencing fear
 spicyFerret_: Julie!
 ExachixKitsune: A Julie!
 ExachixKitsune: 
 Desruprot: names on balls
LathosTiran: hairnet
 GazzyInferno: Apology count is at 1
 hedonistic_mushroom: *Projectile Thud* Beej:"I can do this" *Louder Projectile Thud*
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 99FineLines: I was told this is Comedy that makess No Apologies.
 rXpCH: We hit the cap yet ?
 spicyFerret_: When (witty name) ETBs, apologize.
 Simonark: Close to cap, under 100 subs to go
Wesley Ackerman: i should try writing my name on my balls, t least i can pronounce it
 rXpCH: @Simonark thank you 
 hedonistic_mushroom: Got U Fam
IslandersCaper: good morning (from Nova Scotia) chat
 Simonark: The end time is 2PST and we are past noon
 Simonark: But not quite 12:30
  MrPhlip: End time is currently 12:28, I think
 rXpCH: happy to see it is such a success
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marmalade_pen: subs!!!!
IslandersCaper: 
 99FineLines: canadians unable to say Mackeij
marmalade_pen: the maquis from tng?
 Simonark: Or the Maquis from WW2
luke_warme subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 3 months!
 luke_warme: lets get this to max!
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 99FineLines: vintage diss there
 Riiiiiiis: Looking forward to Camerons great performance
marmalade_pen: very cute graham
 AugmentingPath: Riiiiiiis today is, in fact, gonna be the day
 jumping_point: Why did they do that again?
 Riiiiiiis: jup
 bisaflau: @jumping_point Kickstarter Bonus
 Aquarionics: It was a kickstarter pledge option
 99FineLines: The balls? It was part of the Year of LRR kickstarter.
 azninsect: donk
 themercenary1987: Bonk
 josh___something: great foley, TERRIBLE idea XD
 v_nome: That helmet hit was a good sound
 ExachixKitsune: Max Loy?!
 josh___something: oh hey, max!
 KBKarma: Ah, the balls.
 josh___something: RIGHT on the fingies
 josh___something: ow
 Irsaan: I want a LRR retrospective that is just "10 years of kick-ass editing"
 Aquarionics: I paid CA$50 in 2013 to hit James with a tennis ball with my name on it
marmalade_pen: @Aquarionics o7
 Fanklok: If it were me I would simply punch the balls back into the launcher
 KBKarma: This video is the first time I ever saw Ian. I had no idea who he was.
 azninsect: money well spent
 99FineLines: I never thought Tennis balls would hit my face, says voter for Balls Hitting Faces party.
 ArcticAtlantic: 200
 Aquarionics: Absolutely
yjzwugygswp: <message deleted>10 viewers for free for you @loadingreadyrun. Activate the code GVP-XJHM-3G6J-213R google: getvie wers pro
 TheElrad: fake Ian with all the hair on his head 
 Earthenone: thanks mods
 Austere_Squire: thank ye, mods
 AugmentingPath: I don't know, I think that random keyboard smash might be legit
 FarleyF: love that ian looks like he's ready for the hunt
 ArcticAtlantic: ohno Cameron
 josh___something: I mean, you are shooting a thing, in a sense
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Ian with a bit of a sea captain thing going on there, I respect it
 azninsect: perfection
 Fanklok: Imagine advertising such a low view bot number to a channel with hundreds of people watching
marmalade_pen: newton cradle with tennis balls and test-
 NovaTiempo: Excellent
 bagfullofbees: beautiful, precious Cameron
WiseGuy57: a decade ago: we will raise money by suffering physically. today: what if we just did our jobs for a week
 the_phantom_game_player: What did they end up doing with all of those tennis balls?
 KBKarma: Nice one, mods. Reported the nasty shit as well.
 99FineLines: implying scammers make good decisions
johnobriant subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 54 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, johnobriant! (Today's storm count: 50)
 Aitsu111: The only real way to play Wonderwall
 TehAmelie: feeling the reverb through the guitar high on his inner thighs i bet
 josh___something: good parry
RoeDent89: Best gig ever
 josh___something: less good parry XD
 azninsect: right in the stomach
 Lord_Hosk: I remember I got the mini-creepy doll,
 momalyd: I guess they are more of Blur crowd
 Riiiiiiis: last one....*ouch*
 KBKarma: I think this is *also* the first time I'd seen Beej.
 Austere_Squire: cam is wonderful
 Fanklok: Cameron is fearless in the face of balls
JJ Sandee: And mainly get to do special stuff they normally don't get time for.
 BrowneePoints: I still am so mad I didn’t join the community until a couple years after this
 TehAmelie: it was a wild time
Halinn: So fashionable
 KBKarma: I watched some of their stop, forgot a bit before this Kickstarter, then came back a few years after it.
 KBKarma: *stuff
WiseGuy57: how do I get paid to build legos and play magic on the internet
 99FineLines: the birth of a Level 5 Super Judge.
 Lord_Hosk: They couldn't have done this a couple years later, the community would have been too big thats why they went to the walls.  But then the community got too big for that even
 Austere_Squire: i think my first interaction with lrr was desert bus 2016...? but i didn't watch them more consistently until a couple years after
  MrPhlip: Beej was level 5 super judge, even then
 FarleyF: so are we supposed to enjoy coke from Beej's crotch - because i dont know if i want to
 Pteraspidomorphi: I must have been around at the time but I don't remember any of it from then, though I've watched this video several times since
 Fanklok: Beej showed you his hat, pls respond
Halinn: @MrPhlip This wasn't before he'd eliminated the competition?
 azninsect: this kickstarter was before my time so discovering this and the ISC video was wild and funny 
 TheWriterAleph: balls
WiseGuy57: do I have to be charming?
 themercenary1987: I love everyone's latent hockey gene got activated once the balls started firing
 Tweygoh: Omg with Beej's lack of depth perception that must be hard
Riandisa: I tried to join this kickstarter, but something between kickstarter and my bank keeps declining kickstarters with foreign currencies, so I couldn't get anything in
 BrowneePoints: I started watching around the Eldritch moon PPR so I guess 8 years now this month
 Tuxbeej: it was initially hard to judge where to be to be in front of them.
JJ Sandee: Well there's a whole bunch of magic streamers. So it's certainly possible.
 99FineLines: @Riandisa as Graham often says, the money helps, but just being here watching and talking is the real thing that matters.
 Aitsu111: Oh hi beej
 baltimore_667083: hi beej!
  MrPhlip: I think I heard Chrusher
 momalyd: what annoyed me was I've been watching LLR since 2005, but avoided Desert Bus until the 10 one. I missed out so much
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @99FineLines And boy do we talk a lot of BS.
 baltimore_667083: also that looks like an olympique marseille jersey
 BrowneePoints: I just wonder how different things would’ve been if I’d discovered this amazing community earlier(I technically watched stuff back in the escapist days but didn’t know it was them)
  MrPhlip: How are you still awake, Beej?
 TehAmelie: wait, how can Beej be on the screen and in the chat at the same time
 Lamebert1415: Hi Beej!
 spicyFerret_: Oh hi beejbeejbeej beej!
 AugmentingPath: @TehAmelie screen is on a slight delay
 Tuxbeej: i might nap or I might not. We’ll see. Bus rules now apply.
 TehAmelie: ah, sneaky
 Lord_Hosk: @BrowneePoints The escapist really tried to bury LRR because the head guy "didnt get it"
 flatluigi: i love this video so much
 BrowneePoints: like, when I realized Nunchuk Jousting was them I had a flood of checkpoint and unskippable and daily drop hit my memory @lord_hosk and I’d realized I’d watched them since middle school
MaddogM: rebound hit james in the balls - as is tradition
 azninsect: hahaha
 GazzyInferno: DEAD ON
 josh___something: GJ cori!
 Jillexie: Cori
 themercenary1987: GODAMN
 TheWooglie: GG cori
 tezzatipoca: Ian: this is terrifying!  Ian 5 min later: is that all you got?
 Aquarionics: GJ Cori!
 The_Color_Twelve: 
 bagfullofbees: nice one Cori
 99FineLines: I don't know if they were "buried" but they kept trying to pay them less money. And then stopped paying everyone.
 cmdrud87: victory!
 PMAvers: DESTROYED
 hedonistic_mushroom: I came into the LRR fold for the obtuse comedy sketch but my YouTube algorithm between 2014 and 2020 never even let on that there was dank MTG content. I can't even imagine how much more happy I probably would've been in my dark times. But I am all the more happy that I am part of this community.
 BrowneePoints: @99finelines Hosk was there. he knows they tried to bury them
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I missed about a year and a half of LRR content because moving really mucked my brain up and I lost track of a *lot* of stuff, coming back to them not doing sketches anymore was a shock
 BrowneePoints: Hosk is an ancient and terrible wizard and former Mod
marmalade_pen: hehe she said safety
 Fanklok: I remember watching LRR's first try at "this streaming thing"
 BrowneePoints: retired to be a FULL TIME MEMELORD IN CHAT  
 Aquarionics: I watched the sketches sporadically after I discovered them via the 2007 Halo sketch. Escapist made it easier for me to keep track. Now I'm most a YouTube watcher because timezones suck.
 tezzatipoca: "so they wont lose their face" is a good precaution in any situation
 TehAmelie: i just now put together i got into LRR mid-Desert Bus 5 and spent all 2012 catching up on all their things, which was the year my mom died. i'm one of the fans who could be saying LRR saved me
 bagfullofbees: oh man, I'm expecting G to get hit right in the chin
marmalade_pen: @TehAmelie 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 azninsect: wham
 azninsect: eyyyy
 BrowneePoints: I’m also in the LRR saved me camp @tehamelie
 TehAmelie: can you cancan?
 Lord_Hosk: @99FineLines They set it up so that the LRR videos would go up on the front page for only a few hours, then be replaced by one of the other videos.  the other videos got a day to themselves or all but a couple hours on a LRR day.
 TehAmelie: yaay
 themercenary1987: And now Jackass
 flatluigi: i haven't seen a lrr cancan line in a long time
 flatluigi: timetime
 spicyFerret_: I love it!
 Earthenone: ahh Literally Alex
 hedonistic_mushroom: Best Darth Vader Cosplay
 99FineLines: decent hit rate
 Aquarionics: Any plan where you lose your cloak is a bad plan
 tezzatipoca: Kids this is what we did before we had VR
 BrowneePoints: he killed it with the Shinai
 bagfullofbees: I don't want alex to be injured, but I also reeeeally wanted to see a ball get fed straight down the maw of that horse mask
 azninsect: eyyy!
 TehAmelie: i'm not sure any part of the mask makes an effective cumple zone
 TehAmelie: or crumple
 99FineLines: you don't put a gift ball in a horse's mouth or something
 flatluigi: only with consent
 azninsect: ooof
 azninsect: the impact noises
 Tarnius: Those sound painful.
resilientspring: Good morning! Did we cap?
 Ritaspirithntr: that poor guitar!
 Earthenone: no cap yet
 99FineLines: cap is about 70 subs away
  MrPhlip: @resilientspring about an hour and 10 left
resilientspring: Nice
 ExachixKitsune: this is *not* a smart plan normally
 jumping_point: @Lord_Hosk This sucks so much...
 azninsect: eyyyyy
 bagfullofbees: what great noises
 Lamebert1415: Paul is getting pummeled
 99FineLines: that one struck a chord
 Ard_Rhys: poor guitar, what did it do to deserve this?
 TehAmelie: it would be fun if we capped out during the closing party
 spicyFerret_: Guitennis
 99FineLines: and they never did.
 flatluigi: my favorite ch
 Pteraspidomorphi: It's nearly the tennis ball 10 year anniversary
 Lord_Hosk: And if you wanted your signed tennis ball.  You should have claimed it 10 years ago
 TehAmelie: free candy!
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: this is one of my favorite cHustles
 TehAmelie: and there's a show too
 TacitusVigil: They're learning!
 flatluigi: this episode has my favorite jumpcut across all of lrr
 Noy2222: So when are they doing this again?
 99FineLines: the last ten years do not suggest they have learned.
 SonofThoth: Watch that be the Christmas surprise for this year is something with tennis alls
 Earthenone: alex reprising his role as "kitty"
 flatluigi: time for the ian mask
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 bagfullofbees: bonus Ian
 gibbousm: Ian with Hair!
 leggettor: the ian costume
 Inkymouse: Isn't that the first time Ian was on Commodore Hustle?
Invitare: wait yeah, Ian didn't exist yet
 gibbousm: I blame society too Alex
 flatluigi: it is canonically an ian mask and not actually ian
 Inkymouse: aaaand he's gone again
 TehAmelie: the costume changes between cuts is such understated surrealism
 RubikDarkwill: Random Ian
 hedonistic_mushroom: Best bit ever
 99FineLines: "we're not a non-profit, we're just........not...profit."
 Tweygoh: funny that this came up earlier
 BluJester: definitely not a place of honour
 gibbousm: which Moonbase is this at?
 TehAmelie: mk 3
 bagfullofbees: @gibbousm mk 3
 NovaTiempo: eep
 bagfullofbees: mk 3 was the tall one
 flatluigi: i love this episode so much
 hedonistic_mushroom: Watching Alex throughout that whole bit
 99FineLines: Bill was the tall one.
 spicyFerret_: I would expect better trigger discipline from alex
 asthanius: oh the dune popcorn bucket
 flatluigi: i'm glad lrr predicted the dune popcorn bucket
 flatluigi: gdi asthanius
 asthanius: lol
 BrowneePoints: Chustle Alex is a chaos gremlin @spicyferret_
 Earthenone:  
 TehAmelie: every time i see that stairway i just think of James' "sup c**ksuckers" story
 gibbousm: Halloween is about eating ass?
 flatluigi: @gibbousm with consent!
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Aquarionics: Those minutes haven't got any less spooky.
 gibbousm: @flatluigi Of course, always with consent
 flatluigi: here we go
 bagfullofbees: first time I saw this sketch, I thought they were saying awful, not offal
 TheWriterAleph: 
 GhostValv: D:
 Aitsu111: The Candy Core
 Carlioo: subcritical gobstopper is my band's name
 hackingducks: yum zone
 99FineLines: "yum zone"
 spicyFerret_: @browneepoints chaos gremlin and proper gun handling are not mutually exclusive! See: my sister lmao
 Zatengo: (fires)
 TehAmelie: what's the word for two words that sound the same and mean the same thing having different spelling? "English"
 ThePixelSavage: is this pre-conscient laff-a-thron?
 flatluigi: my FAVORITE jumpcut
 Desruprot: weaponized Candy
 bagfullofbees: yuup
 99FineLines: this is mid-arc laff-o-tron
 BrowneePoints: okay fair. The Chustle characters are caricatures of themselves @spicyferret_
 hackingducks: @TehAmelie homophones
 Inkymouse: Why would you need toner for party?
 gibbousm: How else would you order offal Graham is not by volume?
 Pteraspidomorphi: Inkymouse: Printing UN climate change meeting minutes?
 Desruprot: every night Pinky, Try and take over the world
 TehAmelie: i'll stick with "English"
 Aquarionics: @gibbousm By weight
 bagfullofbees: @gibbousm by quantity of sheep slaughtered to produce it
 gibbousm: @Aquarionics now that just sounds rediculous
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: the loading time for this one was great too
 BrowneePoints: they are called organ “meats” so I assume by weight?
 flatluigi: oo, great friday nights. time for the getalong sweather
 darkcyril: @bagfullofbees Americans will use everything bu the metric system.
 flatluigi: sweater*
 micalovits: You should order them by length
 bagfullofbees: like, imagine 7.81 sheep's worth of offal
 ArcticAtlantic: ooh i love this episode
 Aquarionics: Possibly by the metre
 BrowneePoints: throwin it back now means something different just a few years later
 flatluigi: this intro is pretty fun
 TheWriterAleph: 
 BrowneePoints: good bit
 hackingducks: @darkcyril america uses the metric system. we just use a weird form of it.
 FarleyF: this is what 2 moonbases ago
 bagfullofbees: @FarleyF yup
 ArcticAtlantic: i think this is a Gibb episode
 Lord_Hosk: 3 D 5 now 6
 leggettor: A-hole landlord moonbase iirc
 bagfullofbees: this is delta
 99FineLines: looks like they left a lampshade behind
 TehAmelie: current moonbase: mark 6 (3 in the US)
 99FineLines: !moonbasenumber
 BrowneePoints: wow…I started watching them just a few months after this…
   LoadingReadyRun: We've got about 15 minutes left on the overnight, then I'll take the stream down for just a moment before coffee time!
 micalovits: Oh yea, the "get up early" joke is great
 gibbousm: thats poor role modeling Graham, putting pressure on your staff to get in so early
 LoadingReadyRun: We've got about 15 minutes left on the overnight, then I'll take the stream down for just a moment before coffee time!
  TXC2 returns!
 Lord_Hosk: Does Bill's house count as the first moonbase even though it wasnt Moonbase Mark 1?  have there been 6 or 7 moonbases?
 BrowneePoints: YKnow I wonder HOW I didn’t stumble into Friday nights with as much magic as I played  back then
 bagfullofbees: I'm looking forward to Cam and Alex sharing a giant shirt
   LoadingReadyRun: I think Bills house was Moonbase 0
 RockPusher: well well well fancy seeing you here TXC2
 Furyfire: Mornin all
   LoadingReadyRun: Or maybe Proto Moonbase?
 azninsect: you MOCK me sir
  TXC2: hi RockPusher
 josh___something: Nelly!
  TXC2: hello Furyfire  welcome
 BrowneePoints: the Ur-Base
 baltimore_667083: nelly!
 josh___something: And serge?
Invitare: Serge is speaking my language
 TehAmelie: Bill's parent's basement, the mark -1?
 spicyFerret_: 5 color good stuff!
 incslayer: but serge isnt in Friday Nights!
 Desruprot: Serge is clearly Judging this event
 99FineLines: Bill was a Mobile Orbital Platform by aerospace law
 Furyfire: o7
 Decaped: Sooorry
 gibbousm: oh no
 ArcticAtlantic: hehehehe
 flatluigi: i love serge in this segment
  TXC2: Calax !
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: ah, the 0th PPR
 BrowneePoints: I remember this prerelease!
 bagfullofbees: check out that stitching
 thatguysteve2709: How much time we need to get to the end now?
 TheWriterAleph: put calax back through the transporter, please
 flatluigi: i think about the 'hmMM?' and the "HMmmmm." a bunch
 gibbousm: remember when Judge Shirts were good?\
 AragornKeuken: Ooh, my favourite Friday Night!
 99FineLines: judge shirts were never good but some of them looked better than others.
 NornsFelidar: remember judge proprogram existed?
 frnknstn: 30 mins is a short deckbuild for me
 BrowneePoints: man I did this prerelease in the tiniest side room at an lgs I’ve ever played in
 gibbousm: wait, was that Adam as an extra?
 BrowneePoints: legit had claustrophobia the entire time
 RockPusher: 
 flatluigi: 
 azninsect: 
 TehAmelie: hmm was Gatewatch when they started building up the five planeswalkers gang as the main characters of Magic?
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 definenull: 
 ThePixelSavage: @99FineLines they sure look good on Serge 
 ArcticAtlantic: 
 glitched_goddess: I really wish I kept my boxes from oath.
 Furyfire: 
 gluonquark: 
  TXC2: 
 themercenary1987: Gibb!
 josh___something:   
 gibbousm: Gibb 
 Furyfire: 
 definenull: 
 ExachixKitsune: 
 ArcticAtlantic: hehehehehe
 FarleyF: you mean to tell me Graham is the voice behind gibb - situation broken
 99FineLines: 2spoopy
  TXC2: good frump face from Serge
 TehAmelie: good  from Serge
 trainpants: good bit
 josh___something: God I love that scene
 TehAmelie: whoa, nice drift
 definenull: i mean this video is proof the Graham isn't Gibb
 frnknstn: my fav Gibb video was the Switch release night video
 ExachixKitsune: Jo in the background! 
 RockPusher: 
 BrowneePoints: this prerelease also made me haaaaaate 2hg sealed
 josh___something: @definenull wdym, that's always been established
 TehAmelie: that'd be silly, like saying Jim Hensen is Kermit
 ArcticAtlantic: Serge!
 flatluigi: thank you serge
  TXC2: if anything Gibb pilots Graham
 Astramentha: 
 gibbousm:  
 RockPusher: 
 spicyFerret_: 
 flatluigi: hmm? hmm.
 definenull: hmm 
 Sunidesus: poor sad Serge
 jumping_point: Awww. xD
 DeathWarrior555: 
 RandomTrivia: Hi friends! 
  TXC2: hello RandomTrivia  welcome
 flatluigi: 
 azninsect: RandomTrivia 
 hedonistic_mushroom: In the Philippines, PRs in 2000s were held in two venues in the North and South of the Capital. Imagine around 500 people lining up to get into a mall in the morning in the middle of summer. The line of people trying to get their DCI number cards.
 RandomTrivia: Made it back just in time for The Final CoffeeDown
 Simonark: Wait, is Jo playing Jer White?
 themercenary1987: hElLo jAmEs
 Simonark: That hat seems familiar.
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 FarleyF: funny enough thats the scene playing right now
 RandomTrivia: lrrGIBB
 RandomTrivia: 
 gibbousm:  
 flatluigi: i want like a ten minute video of gibb and beej playing mtg
 micalovits: Slintertwin Gibb! Lets go!
 TheWriterAleph: 
 warpstonewarlock: oh god, splinter twin
 josh___something: @hedonistic_mushroom In SUMMER... dear lord, do they want to be fried filipino?
 Earthenone: yes this one!
 themercenary1987: Yes, Yes I Am
 RandomTrivia: YEESSSSS
ADTalks: Twin, so fun and interactive
RoeDent89: Couch!
 definenull: gibb in beejlander when
 Inkymouse: COUCH
 Furyfire: 2013 - SO YOUNG
 DeathWarrior555: COUCH!
 ExachixKitsune: Couch!
 josh___something: COUCH!
marmalade_pen: sofa!
 Didero: oh no, this one is over a decade old? D:
 RandomTrivia: Another absolute classic
 TehAmelie: the gold standard of sketch comedy here
  TXC2: ah yes the Couch AKA me when I was 15 
 99FineLines: did this one win awards?
 spicyFerret_: Couch my beloved
 Riiiiiiis: is goood
 ExachixKitsune: @Didero : the couch that defies time and space
 BrowneePoints: I just got flashbacks to my 22nd
 Fanklok: Can Gibb read?
 Lord_Hosk: The loading time for this was better than the video
 TehAmelie: hmm i know The Pair won awards
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 forcedreject: If this doesn't seugeway into james being on coach in the morning...
 azninsect: oh hey The Couch
 emberBecky: man this has to be one of the first sketches I saw new
marmalade_pen: this one won the lrrscars eleven years in a row
 TheElrad: ooh, 11 years ago, I was 27 then 
 bagfullofbees: aw man, I was gonna go to bed but I've gotta stick around for the couch
  TXC2: Fanklok  he read's tweets at least
 popcatholic: @Lord_Hosk agreed! it was so goofy seeing them setting up those shots
RoeDent89: We must be close to the cap now
 Just_Herby: An absolute classic
Nathan Longhair: Yay the couch
   LoadingReadyRun: Like... just over an hour left to cap
 ThePixelSavage: @TheElrad me too ... oh god 
 BrowneePoints: did yall know when all the bar goers know your older siblings you get like 25 shots on your birthday?
  TXC2: 75 mins ish to the cap
 Furyfire: Oh that's right, we got Ians Roast today too
RoeDent89: Oh that slightly more than I thought
 BrowneePoints: how I didn’t get a hangover I’ll never know
 Irsaan: How many of us are waiting until there's like 10 left and hoping to snipe the cap?
 99FineLines: this was a punishing shoot because they had to do like six full set builds, including a christmas scene.
 AugmentingPath: Vancrevou
 EMNetwork: i owned that couch....
 TheElrad: @ThePixelSavage I'm grabbing on to that 3 in front for life XD
 Riiiiiiis: @Irsaan schhhh.....
 KilrenKrae: Did we hit cap?
  TXC2: KilrenKrae  not yet
 Irsaan: @KilrenKrae ~70 left
 ThePixelSavage: @TheElrad 
marmalade_pen: why do you have dog hair in a bottle
Halinn: This one is fun
 ThorSokar: haha, this skit is so good
 TehAmelie: it's always a nice summer day at least
 AragornKeuken: @99FineLines Not to mention dragging a couch into the middle of nowhere
 definenull: OH NO
 themercenary1987: 1.316 hours left to hit cap
 99FineLines: I mean who throws a shoe, honestly??
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 TehAmelie: umm what is that in minutes?
  TXC2: bisaflau  
 RockPusher: I really like James' work on this sketch 
 RandomTrivia: I love the big misdirect with this segment
 bagfullofbees: @RockPusher it's pretty peak
 bisaflau: 65 left to go 
 hackingducks: that one's a real jerk move
 Furyfire: Ohj no
 Furyfire: XD
 gibbousm: wow, the couch fit in the car, neat
 loufghyslaufey: Heh
 josh___something: imagine if the couch stayed there
 definenull: man James should really pursue a career in this
 loufghyslaufey: James was appalled
 ThePixelSavage: if it worked he wouldve have trapped himself in a locked room ...
 Diabore: the couch misses you james
 andvuaranaut: im pretty sure at this point i would tried to rob a bank and then escape by drinking alcohol
 TheElrad: I think James has access to to a mini van
 Ritaspirithntr: ummmmm
 Decaped: Love the Primer ref
 RandomTrivia: They so carefully set up the whole "wake up in a storage locker" thing but I love that fakeout that the couch cannot be contained
 loufghyslaufey: & on Crimmus twoes?
 TehAmelie: i think Paul was talking up Menthor there
 TehAmelie: the lord of freshness
 definenull: RIP
 Desruprot: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Riiiiiiis: lol
 RandomTrivia: 
  TXC2: what a nice day on Xmas
 definenull: 
 azninsect: 
 RealGamerCow: fart chair
 loufghyslaufey: Wait, did he just- "time-slip into the couch!?
RoeDent89: Fartsponge
 nyoomgoom: chair :0
 Carlioo: hah, forgot the end
Spades_Slicc: free furniture
 spicyFerret_: Bus chair!
  SimplyDaveMN: Seems like he could make a fortune selling secondhand couches.
 Didero: Wait, why did that say 'copyright 2015'?
 NornsFelidar: nice weather for Christmas!
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 Furyfire: Christmas... in Canada
RoeDent89: And thanks for the watchalong
 Desruprot: the couch clearly its own dimension
  TXC2: Didero  it was reuploaded
 Furyfire: 
marmalade_pen: beej being a chair turtle in the behind the scenes
 definenull: dawn of the last day?
 99FineLines: think it was an Escapist video that they had to rerelease in 2015
   LoadingReadyRun: Ok, stream is going offline for a second
 ExachixKitsune: goodbye stream, I'll miss you
 Irsaan: 
 Didero: @TXC2 Oh,that kind of makes sense, thanks
 bagfullofbees: @Furyfire it's more likely than you think
 Sunidesus: I'm curious how hot that couch got during the time it took to film all that
 Lord_Hosk: wait that was 2013? I thought it was later
 ExachixKitsune:  
 PMAvers: Rotate. Those. Cushions!
 mljesus6222: bye stream
 jacqui_lantern234: @LoadingReadyRun 1. times up 
 northos: 
  TXC2: 
 TehAmelie: really a sad commentary about how society makes it incredibly hard to not drink hehe he's going to assemble a whole house around the couch and live there
 RockPusher: Streamcycling
dagonlan931: Matt broke it..
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 j_crane330: Hi    
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 snowewolf: sub a thon end?
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 emberBecky: 
 RandomTrivia: DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY   
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 forcedreject: and now we cut to james on a couch
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 cle0deen: Hi
 bagfullofbees: ok, I'm taking this chance to actually leave and go to bed before I get sucked into another segment. Bye y'all!
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 Lord_Hosk: They are never coming back! The subathon burned down LRR forever!
 lirazel64: Are we at pizza yet?
  TXC2: so long bagfullofbees  sleep well
 Riiiiiiis: @bagfullofbees do it, and sleep well
 Irsaan: @bagfullofbees bye have a good sleep !
 HesGotNoPants: I remember the first dawn of the final day back on wensday
  TXC2: lirazel64  not yet
 tezzatipoca: *buffetted by the aggressiveness of your love* ow
 Desruprot: @bagfullofbees hopefully that segment doesn't have a couch
 ProcyonFlynn: Happy Coffee Everyone   
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 CmdrMadMoe: @lirazel64 Not yet, we're at soup
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 definenull: glad you were able to meet it in the middle
 gluonquark: PIZZA!!!!!
 TehAmelie: James could have been both roasted and dunked
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 nyoomgoom: can we make a dunk tank happen at some point though 👀
  TXC2: Desruprot  
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 AugmentingPath: sticky, burning fluid
 definenull: kathleen no
 99FineLines: could be a Desert Bus thing
 TheElrad: oooh, what if you put napalm in the balloons?
 corpocracy: milk based napalm
 harke_: I think boiling would pop the balloons?
 josh___something: Kathleen, you're making it worse
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 Simonark: I’d love it if, after the balloons, you have another countdown with a random image you never ever explain or acknowledge. “A Horse in a lab coat for 500 subs?”
 Metalupis: yay friends
  TXC2: ExachixKitsune  thanks for that, when did desertbus log in? 
 BrowneePoints: you should put food coloring in the balloons and make a collage of James’ pain!
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  TXC2: Hello Jordynne, Heather, James and KAthleen
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 aitsu100: I love James and the Chaos Gremlins
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 HesGotNoPants: Dunk serge in a coffee Kathleen
 Herbert_Erpaderp: They've been real good streams
RoeDent89: Pizza
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 cle0deen: Breakfast pizza
 AugmentingPath: 12:31pm
 Booster6: Kathleen doing her make up coffee with james
BrookJustBones: Serge 1v1 a treatza pizza as well?
 Simonark: These morning streams have been really great and very well done, James, you should be proud of the results.
 Desruprot: 
 jonno98: @red_shoes_jeff thanka for the sub.
 RandomTrivia: THAT is what I meant by "Heather knows what's up" 
 RockPusher:   
 TheWriterAleph: 
 lirazel64: How much more do we have to go?
 red_shoes_jeff: @jonno98 
 TheAinMAP: 
 simplydavemn: #MoistenJames
 Wolfstrike_NL: Could we get Sarah over in time for the waterballooning?
IslandersCaper: 400
Ugunark: Jordan killing it with the fit every day
 TheElrad: does James have to sing the Caiou song while getting waterballoned?
 99FineLines: is waterballooning permitted by the Geneva Convention?
 Furyfire: BlanketFort
 definenull: burrito kathleen
 micalovits: Kathleen... Didn't you write the high tide bit?
 TheWooglie: will Ashley be here for the water balloons?
 nyoomgoom: stretch goal where kathleen gets a nice relaxing day
 nqbw: 400
 lirazel64: 1000 100 100
RoeDent89: To the wiki!
 Furyfire: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 Irsaan: Who?
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 NornsFelidar: morning James is ruthless
 hypperstar2280: So how was everyone's childhood
 Furyfire: Survive James Conversation
 hypperstar2280: Damn he beat me to it
 simplydavemn: James doing an unboxing stream - unboxing childhood trauma.
 Furyfire: Achievement
 RandomTrivia: OOF
 PharaohBender27: Oooof
 cle0deen: Brutalism? Kathleen's in
 RockPusher: James, Y‽
  TXC2: I was also up at 4am today 
 Metalupis: btw, Kathleen, hyped to hear about book progress
 BigDaddyBland87: As I called it one day...Coffee (and Counseling) with James
 Angreed66: this seems to be a trend. I also woke up at 4
 Pteraspidomorphi: I had a great full night of sleep, which was *not* the case throughout the week
 RockPusher: [says the person who just woke up from a nap to do a 1am to 9am]
CraziestOwl: I woke up at 3am
 definenull: oh no D:
thejester5411: Well I woke up at midnight and I'm actually going back to sleep. Hope you guys can roll me into slumber.
 the_phantom_game_player: Its fine
thejester5411: Loll
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/SullenCulturedKangarooSwiftRage-Sxv8CwP-vQ5fWQa7
 TheWooglie: oopsy boingo is a great phrase
  TXC2: thejester5411  sleep well
 cle0deen: Oopsie boingo has become a full part of my vocabulary btw
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 Driosenth: Have Ian or alex build a slingshot to absolutely lauch water balloons at James?
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 TacitusVigil: Too early!
 RockPusher: Heather with my strategy 
 doormar: Good morning from Hamilton, Jordynne
 nyoomgoom: shoutouts to beej hanging out in chat during the overnight watchalong and going like "I LOV MY EIFFEE" at that commodore hustle bit where heather deleted the internetless stream vods
RoeDent89: It was a dark and stormy night
 Didero: Humblebrag 
 Lord_Hosk: Alex, and now Kathleen and Jordynn are set to be on late night followed by early morning
 hedonistic_mushroom: This has been the best weekend for this to happen. I am wholeheartedly thankful for LRRs hard work.
 RockPusher: James "Boring & Nice" Turner 
 Tarnius: How dare you flex on us James
 flatluigi: @nyoomgoom https://i.imgur.com/mW2rgZj.png
BrookJustBones: Jordyne is still experiencing it
 cle0deen: @rockpusher hahahahaha
 incslayer: what about vimeo?
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 nyoomgoom: @flatluigi that's the one lol
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 Sunidesus: different books for different moods
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 RockPusher: How about writing books? 
 micalovits: I CANNOT read more than once at the same time
 hackingducks: I can do it, but I hate doing it, because my brain wants to mix the books into one book.
 TheWooglie: love murderbot
jpost042: hell yeah Murderbot
 Earthenone: what are your bad reads? goodreads sound so tame 
 LJ_Alkes: im trying to force myself to read pathfinder 2e remastered rules, begginings are the hardest 
nevermore913: I can only do one at a time
 ProcyonFlynn: Yes!  Muderbot 
 RockPusher: … the eyes… are the best part?????!
 Lamebert1415: Murderbot is a great series
 Kidror: Hell yeah Vampire Chronicles and Murderbot
 hypperstar2280: We should play who can tell what has been moved around the background of the set!
 frnknstn: Niice ee cummings
 TheWooglie: Babel is great
 99FineLines: !upnext
 jacqui_lantern234: hehehehehe "cummings"
 TehAmelie: i used to literally have books open with books on top of them in my lap
 Metalupis: Murderbot are great books
 hedonistic_mushroom: I am reading through all of MTG's published available stories...
 Earthenone: Thick cummings, yup sure is a lrr morning show
 TehAmelie: now, i'm proud i've read almost three whole books this summer
 99FineLines: !next
 hedonistic_mushroom: I'm only at Theros
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 TehAmelie: hey, i read that
 jacqui_lantern234: @hedonistic_mushroom i LOVE The Ros! T Heros was such a fun set 
 djalternative: oh hey we hit pizza!
 ThirdGames: I'm reading Frankenstein for the first time and it's pretty awesome. Not at all what I had been expecting.
BrookJustBones: @djalternative It is a countdown to pizza
 RandomTrivia: @djalternative Not yet, overlay is counting DOWN
 djalternative: ah. okay
nevermore913: Gotta be close to cap
 micalovits: I could see how that could be understood as "We got pizza, counting down to icecream"
 NovaTiempo: OHYEA
 RandomTrivia: 
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 jacqui_lantern234: OH MY
  TXC2: nevermore913  we're past the cap, on to pizza stretch gaol
 jacqui_lantern234: im just waking up, Jordynne
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