LoadingReadyRun Sub-a-Thon 2024

 BrowneePoints: wow…I started watching them just a few months after this…
   LoadingReadyRun: We've got about 15 minutes left on the overnight, then I'll take the stream down for just a moment before coffee time!
 micalovits: Oh yea, the "get up early" joke is great
 gibbousm: thats poor role modeling Graham, putting pressure on your staff to get in so early
 LoadingReadyRun: We've got about 15 minutes left on the overnight, then I'll take the stream down for just a moment before coffee time!
  TXC2 returns!
 Lord_Hosk: Does Bill's house count as the first moonbase even though it wasnt Moonbase Mark 1?  have there been 6 or 7 moonbases?
 BrowneePoints: YKnow I wonder HOW I didn’t stumble into Friday nights with as much magic as I played  back then
 bagfullofbees: I'm looking forward to Cam and Alex sharing a giant shirt
   LoadingReadyRun: I think Bills house was Moonbase 0
 RockPusher: well well well fancy seeing you here TXC2
 Furyfire: Mornin all
   LoadingReadyRun: Or maybe Proto Moonbase?
 azninsect: you MOCK me sir
  TXC2: hi RockPusher
 josh___something: Nelly!
  TXC2: hello Furyfire  welcome
 BrowneePoints: the Ur-Base
 baltimore_667083: nelly!
 josh___something: And serge?
Invitare: Serge is speaking my language
 TehAmelie: Bill's parent's basement, the mark -1?
 spicyFerret_: 5 color good stuff!
 incslayer: but serge isnt in Friday Nights!
 Desruprot: Serge is clearly Judging this event
 99FineLines: Bill was a Mobile Orbital Platform by aerospace law
 Furyfire: o7
 Decaped: Sooorry
 gibbousm: oh no
 ArcticAtlantic: hehehehe
 flatluigi: i love serge in this segment
  TXC2: Calax !
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: ah, the 0th PPR
 BrowneePoints: I remember this prerelease!
 bagfullofbees: check out that stitching
 thatguysteve2709: How much time we need to get to the end now?
 TheWriterAleph: put calax back through the transporter, please
 flatluigi: i think about the 'hmMM?' and the "HMmmmm." a bunch
 gibbousm: remember when Judge Shirts were good?\
 AragornKeuken: Ooh, my favourite Friday Night!
 99FineLines: judge shirts were never good but some of them looked better than others.
 NornsFelidar: remember judge proprogram existed?
 frnknstn: 30 mins is a short deckbuild for me
 BrowneePoints: man I did this prerelease in the tiniest side room at an lgs I’ve ever played in
 gibbousm: wait, was that Adam as an extra?
 BrowneePoints: legit had claustrophobia the entire time
 RockPusher: 
 flatluigi: 
 azninsect: 
 TehAmelie: hmm was Gatewatch when they started building up the five planeswalkers gang as the main characters of Magic?
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 definenull: 
 ThePixelSavage: @99FineLines they sure look good on Serge 
 ArcticAtlantic: 
 glitched_goddess: I really wish I kept my boxes from oath.
 Furyfire: 
 gluonquark: 
  TXC2: 
 themercenary1987: Gibb!
 josh___something:   
 gibbousm: Gibb 
 Furyfire: 
 definenull: 
 ExachixKitsune: 
 ArcticAtlantic: hehehehehe
 FarleyF: you mean to tell me Graham is the voice behind gibb - situation broken
 99FineLines: 2spoopy
  TXC2: good frump face from Serge
 TehAmelie: good  from Serge
 trainpants: good bit
 josh___something: God I love that scene
 TehAmelie: whoa, nice drift
 definenull: i mean this video is proof the Graham isn't Gibb
 frnknstn: my fav Gibb video was the Switch release night video
 ExachixKitsune: Jo in the background! 
 RockPusher: 
 BrowneePoints: this prerelease also made me haaaaaate 2hg sealed
 josh___something: @definenull wdym, that's always been established
 TehAmelie: that'd be silly, like saying Jim Hensen is Kermit
 ArcticAtlantic: Serge!
 flatluigi: thank you serge
  TXC2: if anything Gibb pilots Graham
 Astramentha: 
 gibbousm:  
 RockPusher: 
 spicyFerret_: 
 flatluigi: hmm? hmm.
 definenull: hmm 
 Sunidesus: poor sad Serge
 jumping_point: Awww. xD
 DeathWarrior555: 
 RandomTrivia: Hi friends! 
  TXC2: hello RandomTrivia  welcome
 flatluigi: 
 azninsect: RandomTrivia 
 hedonistic_mushroom: In the Philippines, PRs in 2000s were held in two venues in the North and South of the Capital. Imagine around 500 people lining up to get into a mall in the morning in the middle of summer. The line of people trying to get their DCI number cards.
 RandomTrivia: Made it back just in time for The Final CoffeeDown
 Simonark: Wait, is Jo playing Jer White?
 themercenary1987: hElLo jAmEs
 Simonark: That hat seems familiar.
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 FarleyF: funny enough thats the scene playing right now
 RandomTrivia: lrrGIBB
 RandomTrivia: 
 gibbousm:  
 flatluigi: i want like a ten minute video of gibb and beej playing mtg
 micalovits: Slintertwin Gibb! Lets go!
 TheWriterAleph: 
 warpstonewarlock: oh god, splinter twin
 josh___something: @hedonistic_mushroom In SUMMER... dear lord, do they want to be fried filipino?
 Earthenone: yes this one!
 themercenary1987: Yes, Yes I Am
 RandomTrivia: YEESSSSS
ADTalks: Twin, so fun and interactive
RoeDent89: Couch!
 definenull: gibb in beejlander when
 Inkymouse: COUCH
 Furyfire: 2013 - SO YOUNG
 DeathWarrior555: COUCH!
 ExachixKitsune: Couch!
 josh___something: COUCH!
marmalade_pen: sofa!
 Didero: oh no, this one is over a decade old? D:
 RandomTrivia: Another absolute classic
 TehAmelie: the gold standard of sketch comedy here
  TXC2: ah yes the Couch AKA me when I was 15 
 99FineLines: did this one win awards?
 spicyFerret_: Couch my beloved
 Riiiiiiis: is goood
 ExachixKitsune: @Didero : the couch that defies time and space
 BrowneePoints: I just got flashbacks to my 22nd
 Fanklok: Can Gibb read?
 Lord_Hosk: The loading time for this was better than the video
 TehAmelie: hmm i know The Pair won awards
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 forcedreject: If this doesn't seugeway into james being on coach in the morning...
 azninsect: oh hey The Couch
 emberBecky: man this has to be one of the first sketches I saw new
marmalade_pen: this one won the lrrscars eleven years in a row
 TheElrad: ooh, 11 years ago, I was 27 then 
 bagfullofbees: aw man, I was gonna go to bed but I've gotta stick around for the couch
  TXC2: Fanklok  he read's tweets at least
 popcatholic: @Lord_Hosk agreed! it was so goofy seeing them setting up those shots
RoeDent89: We must be close to the cap now
 Just_Herby: An absolute classic
Nathan Longhair: Yay the couch
   LoadingReadyRun: Like... just over an hour left to cap
 ThePixelSavage: @TheElrad me too ... oh god 
 BrowneePoints: did yall know when all the bar goers know your older siblings you get like 25 shots on your birthday?
  TXC2: 75 mins ish to the cap
 Furyfire: Oh that's right, we got Ians Roast today too
RoeDent89: Oh that slightly more than I thought
 BrowneePoints: how I didn’t get a hangover I’ll never know
 Irsaan: How many of us are waiting until there's like 10 left and hoping to snipe the cap?
 99FineLines: this was a punishing shoot because they had to do like six full set builds, including a christmas scene.
 AugmentingPath: Vancrevou
 EMNetwork: i owned that couch....
 TheElrad: @ThePixelSavage I'm grabbing on to that 3 in front for life XD
 Riiiiiiis: @Irsaan schhhh.....
 KilrenKrae: Did we hit cap?
  TXC2: KilrenKrae  not yet
 Irsaan: @KilrenKrae ~70 left
 ThePixelSavage: @TheElrad 
marmalade_pen: why do you have dog hair in a bottle
Halinn: This one is fun
 ThorSokar: haha, this skit is so good
 TehAmelie: it's always a nice summer day at least
 AragornKeuken: @99FineLines Not to mention dragging a couch into the middle of nowhere
 definenull: OH NO
 themercenary1987: 1.316 hours left to hit cap
 99FineLines: I mean who throws a shoe, honestly??
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marmalade_pen: no ones ever judged me for drinking non-alcoholic but that "really?" gets to me
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 TehAmelie: umm what is that in minutes?
  TXC2: bisaflau  
 RockPusher: I really like James' work on this sketch 
 RandomTrivia: I love the big misdirect with this segment
 bagfullofbees: @RockPusher it's pretty peak
 bisaflau: 65 left to go 
 hackingducks: that one's a real jerk move
 Furyfire: Ohj no
 Furyfire: XD
 gibbousm: wow, the couch fit in the car, neat
 loufghyslaufey: Heh
 josh___something: imagine if the couch stayed there
 definenull: man James should really pursue a career in this
 loufghyslaufey: James was appalled
 ThePixelSavage: if it worked he wouldve have trapped himself in a locked room ...
 Diabore: the couch misses you james
 andvuaranaut: im pretty sure at this point i would tried to rob a bank and then escape by drinking alcohol
 TheElrad: I think James has access to to a mini van
 Ritaspirithntr: ummmmm
 Decaped: Love the Primer ref
 RandomTrivia: They so carefully set up the whole "wake up in a storage locker" thing but I love that fakeout that the couch cannot be contained
 loufghyslaufey: & on Crimmus twoes?
 TehAmelie: i think Paul was talking up Menthor there
 TehAmelie: the lord of freshness
 definenull: RIP
 Desruprot: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Riiiiiiis: lol
 RandomTrivia: 
  TXC2: what a nice day on Xmas
 definenull: 
 azninsect: 
 RealGamerCow: fart chair
 loufghyslaufey: Wait, did he just- "time-slip into the couch!?
RoeDent89: Fartsponge
 nyoomgoom: chair :0
 Carlioo: hah, forgot the end
Spades_Slicc: free furniture
 spicyFerret_: Bus chair!
  SimplyDaveMN: Seems like he could make a fortune selling secondhand couches.
 Didero: Wait, why did that say 'copyright 2015'?
 NornsFelidar: nice weather for Christmas!
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 Furyfire: Christmas... in Canada
RoeDent89: And thanks for the watchalong
 Desruprot: the couch clearly its own dimension
  TXC2: Didero  it was reuploaded
 Furyfire: 
marmalade_pen: beej being a chair turtle in the behind the scenes
 definenull: dawn of the last day?
 99FineLines: think it was an Escapist video that they had to rerelease in 2015
   LoadingReadyRun: Ok, stream is going offline for a second
 ExachixKitsune: goodbye stream, I'll miss you
 Irsaan: 
 Didero: @TXC2 Oh,that kind of makes sense, thanks
 bagfullofbees: @Furyfire it's more likely than you think
 Sunidesus: I'm curious how hot that couch got during the time it took to film all that
 Lord_Hosk: wait that was 2013? I thought it was later
 ExachixKitsune:  
 PMAvers: Rotate. Those. Cushions!
 mljesus6222: bye stream
 jacqui_lantern234: @LoadingReadyRun 1. times up 
 northos: 
  TXC2: 
 TehAmelie: really a sad commentary about how society makes it incredibly hard to not drink hehe he's going to assemble a whole house around the couch and live there
 RockPusher: Streamcycling
dagonlan931: Matt broke it..
   LoadingReadyRun: Ok, we should be back
 j_crane330: Hi    
 RandomTrivia:  !
 hedonistic_mushroom: Readying my Gift Sub Launcher...
ADTalks: 
 Earthenone: 
 definenull:  !
 northos: 
 frnknstn: 
 Irsaan:  
 TehAmelie: 
 Ashmantle: 
  TXC2: REFRESH FOR STREAM
 medmora: 
 DeathWarrior555:   
 TheAinMAP: 
 josh___something:   
 RockPusher:   
 mljesus6222:   
 Desruprot:  We are back
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 ArcticAtlantic: 
 Irsaan:  
 snowewolf: sub a thon end?
 Furyfire: 
 emberBecky: 
 RandomTrivia: DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY   
 Astramentha:   
 Cunobelenos: 
 Furyfire: Still got about 7 hours
 jordorowsky: Morning y'all
 Thane1607:   
 aitsu100:    
 j_crane330: Hi     
 Jean_Jacques_EB:    
 jolly6100:   
 Desruprot: 8 hours remain
  TXC2: hello jordorowsky  welcome
 Tweygoh: 
 GrassVortex:   
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 hypperstar2280: Dawn of the final day 7 hours remain.
 Inkymouse:   
 hackingducks:   
 Irsaan: 
 josh___something:   
 medmora: 
 jacqui_lantern234: morning friends whomst i love AGGRESSIVELY!!!!! 
 forcedreject: and now we cut to james on a couch
 Irsaan: @jacqui_lantern234 
 cle0deen: Hi
 bagfullofbees: ok, I'm taking this chance to actually leave and go to bed before I get sucked into another segment. Bye y'all!
 josh___something: Hi Jacqui!
 Lord_Hosk: They are never coming back! The subathon burned down LRR forever!
 lirazel64: Are we at pizza yet?
  TXC2: so long bagfullofbees  sleep well
 Riiiiiiis: @bagfullofbees do it, and sleep well
 Irsaan: @bagfullofbees bye have a good sleep !
 HesGotNoPants: I remember the first dawn of the final day back on wensday
  TXC2: lirazel64  not yet
 tezzatipoca: *buffetted by the aggressiveness of your love* ow
 Desruprot: @bagfullofbees hopefully that segment doesn't have a couch
 ProcyonFlynn: Happy Coffee Everyone   
 cle0deen: Night night @bagfullofbees
 CmdrMadMoe: @lirazel64 Not yet, we're at soup
  TXC2: blip
 Booster6: Good morning all
 TheAinMAP:   
  TXC2: here we GO!
 DeathWarrior555:   
 RockPusher: Hello!
 TehAmelie: halo
 Didero: Hello!
 Tweygoh: every time
 incslayer: Hello
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  TXC2: Irsaan  
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OVERKiLL!: 🔹️🔹️🔹️🔷️ 💙
 PharaohBender27: 
 jacqui_lantern234: ok so who's gonna be aiming their water-balloons at James's balls? 
 definenull: glad you were able to meet it in the middle
 gluonquark: PIZZA!!!!!
 TehAmelie: James could have been both roasted and dunked
 RandomTrivia: 
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 the_phantom_game_player:   
 nyoomgoom: can we make a dunk tank happen at some point though 👀
  TXC2: Desruprot  
 PharaohBender27: 
 AugmentingPath: sticky, burning fluid
 definenull: kathleen no
 99FineLines: could be a Desert Bus thing
 TheElrad: oooh, what if you put napalm in the balloons?
 corpocracy: milk based napalm
 harke_: I think boiling would pop the balloons?
 josh___something: Kathleen, you're making it worse
 KWardJenx: Friends?
 Simonark: I’d love it if, after the balloons, you have another countdown with a random image you never ever explain or acknowledge. “A Horse in a lab coat for 500 subs?”
 Metalupis: yay friends
  TXC2: ExachixKitsune  thanks for that, when did desertbus log in? 
 BrowneePoints: you should put food coloring in the balloons and make a collage of James’ pain!
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  TXC2: Hello Jordynne, Heather, James and KAthleen
 ExachixKitsune: hehehehe TXC2
  TXC2: red_shoes_jeff  
 aitsu100: I love James and the Chaos Gremlins
 GhostValv: 510
 HesGotNoPants: Dunk serge in a coffee Kathleen
 Herbert_Erpaderp: They've been real good streams
RoeDent89: Pizza
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 cle0deen: Breakfast pizza
 AugmentingPath: 12:31pm
 Booster6: Kathleen doing her make up coffee with james
BrookJustBones: Serge 1v1 a treatza pizza as well?
 Simonark: These morning streams have been really great and very well done, James, you should be proud of the results.
 Desruprot: 
 jonno98: @red_shoes_jeff thanka for the sub.
 RandomTrivia: THAT is what I meant by "Heather knows what's up" 
 RockPusher:   
 TheWriterAleph: 
 lirazel64: How much more do we have to go?
 red_shoes_jeff: @jonno98 
 TheAinMAP: 
 simplydavemn: #MoistenJames
 Wolfstrike_NL: Could we get Sarah over in time for the waterballooning?
IslandersCaper: 400
Ugunark: Jordan killing it with the fit every day
 TheElrad: does James have to sing the Caiou song while getting waterballoned?
 99FineLines: is waterballooning permitted by the Geneva Convention?
 Furyfire: BlanketFort
 definenull: burrito kathleen
 micalovits: Kathleen... Didn't you write the high tide bit?
 TheWooglie: will Ashley be here for the water balloons?
 nyoomgoom: stretch goal where kathleen gets a nice relaxing day
 nqbw: 400
 lirazel64: 1000 100 100
RoeDent89: To the wiki!
 Furyfire: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 Irsaan: Who?
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 NornsFelidar: morning James is ruthless
 hypperstar2280: So how was everyone's childhood
 Furyfire: Survive James Conversation
 hypperstar2280: Damn he beat me to it
 simplydavemn: James doing an unboxing stream - unboxing childhood trauma.
 Furyfire: Achievement
 RandomTrivia: OOF
 PharaohBender27: Oooof
 cle0deen: Brutalism? Kathleen's in
 RockPusher: James, Y‽
  TXC2: I was also up at 4am today 
 Metalupis: btw, Kathleen, hyped to hear about book progress
 BigDaddyBland87: As I called it one day...Coffee (and Counseling) with James
 Angreed66: this seems to be a trend. I also woke up at 4
 Pteraspidomorphi: I had a great full night of sleep, which was *not* the case throughout the week
 RockPusher: [says the person who just woke up from a nap to do a 1am to 9am]
CraziestOwl: I woke up at 3am
 definenull: oh no D:
thejester5411: Well I woke up at midnight and I'm actually going back to sleep. Hope you guys can roll me into slumber.
 the_phantom_game_player: Its fine
thejester5411: Loll
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/SullenCulturedKangarooSwiftRage-Sxv8CwP-vQ5fWQa7
 TheWooglie: oopsy boingo is a great phrase
  TXC2: thejester5411  sleep well
 cle0deen: Oopsie boingo has become a full part of my vocabulary btw
Driosenth subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 103 months!
 Driosenth: Have Ian or alex build a slingshot to absolutely lauch water balloons at James?
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 TacitusVigil: Too early!
 RockPusher: Heather with my strategy 
 doormar: Good morning from Hamilton, Jordynne
 nyoomgoom: shoutouts to beej hanging out in chat during the overnight watchalong and going like "I LOV MY EIFFEE" at that commodore hustle bit where heather deleted the internetless stream vods
RoeDent89: It was a dark and stormy night
 Didero: Humblebrag 
 Lord_Hosk: Alex, and now Kathleen and Jordynn are set to be on late night followed by early morning
 hedonistic_mushroom: This has been the best weekend for this to happen. I am wholeheartedly thankful for LRRs hard work.
 RockPusher: James "Boring & Nice" Turner 
 Tarnius: How dare you flex on us James
 flatluigi: @nyoomgoom https://i.imgur.com/mW2rgZj.png
BrookJustBones: Jordyne is still experiencing it
 cle0deen: @rockpusher hahahahaha
 incslayer: what about vimeo?
RoeDent89: How was your adulthood?
 nyoomgoom: @flatluigi that's the one lol
 ExachixKitsune: livestreamed therapy is probably not an audience that should exist
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 crushcastles23: I know I'm late, but I made it for some
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 SnowBuddy18: Those discussions are reserved for the gods and my therapist
 NornsFelidar: sir booxalot?
 Sunidesus: different books for different moods
thebeardedpadre subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 34 months!
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 RockPusher: How about writing books? 
 micalovits: I CANNOT read more than once at the same time
 hackingducks: I can do it, but I hate doing it, because my brain wants to mix the books into one book.
 TheWooglie: love murderbot
jpost042: hell yeah Murderbot
 Earthenone: what are your bad reads? goodreads sound so tame 
 LJ_Alkes: im trying to force myself to read pathfinder 2e remastered rules, begginings are the hardest 
nevermore913: I can only do one at a time
 ProcyonFlynn: Yes!  Muderbot 
 RockPusher: … the eyes… are the best part?????!
 Lamebert1415: Murderbot is a great series
 Kidror: Hell yeah Vampire Chronicles and Murderbot
 hypperstar2280: We should play who can tell what has been moved around the background of the set!
 frnknstn: Niice ee cummings
 TheWooglie: Babel is great
 99FineLines: !upnext
 jacqui_lantern234: hehehehehe "cummings"
 TehAmelie: i used to literally have books open with books on top of them in my lap
 Metalupis: Murderbot are great books
 hedonistic_mushroom: I am reading through all of MTG's published available stories...
 Earthenone: Thick cummings, yup sure is a lrr morning show
 TehAmelie: now, i'm proud i've read almost three whole books this summer
 99FineLines: !next
 hedonistic_mushroom: I'm only at Theros
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Coffee w/ James & Guests at Sat 06:00 AM PDT (21m ago).
 TehAmelie: hey, i read that
 jacqui_lantern234: @hedonistic_mushroom i LOVE The Ros! T Heros was such a fun set 
 djalternative: oh hey we hit pizza!
 ThirdGames: I'm reading Frankenstein for the first time and it's pretty awesome. Not at all what I had been expecting.
BrookJustBones: @djalternative It is a countdown to pizza
 RandomTrivia: @djalternative Not yet, overlay is counting DOWN
 djalternative: ah. okay
nevermore913: Gotta be close to cap
 micalovits: I could see how that could be understood as "We got pizza, counting down to icecream"
 NovaTiempo: OHYEA
 RandomTrivia: 
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 jacqui_lantern234: OH MY
  TXC2: nevermore913  we're past the cap, on to pizza stretch gaol
 jacqui_lantern234: im just waking up, Jordynne
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 TehAmelie: 100 for the 'za
 Sunidesus: because Bloom County is awesome?
 99FineLines: Za is Lasagna! Pizzuh Zuh! LaZAgna ZAgna Za!
 hedonistic_mushroom: @jacqui_lantern234 Theros is my favorite plane and sets too because Greek Mythology is my JAM. I am gonna linger reading Theros for like a week
 RockPusher: Heck yeah unsupervised library loitering!
 Fanklok: Kathleen has a sister????
 Simonark: Cathy should have been a pirate
 hedonistic_mushroom: What does pizza do for the Sub count? Do WE get pizza?!
cambo212: 
  TXC2: hedonistic_mushroom  only if you go and get your own
 RandomTrivia: That sounds neat
 AragornKeuken: The Spelunky Boss Fight Book is also phenomenal.
 BrowneePoints: Speaking of Books, Andy just published one!
 eshplode: I haven’t heard about that series, but that sounds cool
 nevermore913: Those are supposed to be goode
 mercano82: The audio book of  Night Watch is my can’t fall asleep book for the same reason, I know it so well.
 Sunidesus: Yeah, my bedtime books are always re-reads so I can fall asleep.
 SnowBuddy18: There's a bunch of classic books as audiobooks on Spotify that I've been using as nighttime material
 jacqui_lantern234: wow!
 TehAmelie: the library i roamed had absolute anarchy on the comics shelf: Lucky Luke Asterix and Maus and puerile Swedish gross-out humor comics
 hackingducks: lol. reminds me of my own tragic wow story.
 serramarkov: Good morning!
 KilrenKrae: Kinda reminds me of the guild
  TXC2: hello serramarkov  welcome
 Laserbeaks_Fury: I can draw a line from WoW to me finding LRR
 powerflapjack: Yeah, Ninty was trying super hard to avoid the pitfalls of Atari in the early 80s
 hackingducks: i got wow, played it for literally 15 straight days, realized that if I kept it, I would drop out of college and lose my life because I was *addicted*... so I sold my copy to a friend. he dropped out of college after three months u_u.
 Mangledpixel: like Noah's Ark 3D, the reskin of DOOM
 powerflapjack: Spiritual Warfare is the funniest Zelda clone on the planet
LathosTiran: "stealing pens for jesus"
 SquidVorb: Capitalism!
 Masslost: i need to get back to reading the older forgotten realms book cause they can be a trip
FadedOasis: Good [time of day], everyone
  TXC2: hello FadedOasis  welcome
 powerflapjack: "nah, you just winged him and made him a unitarian" -The Simpsons
 Lord_Hosk: Andy just published a book
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 TehAmelie: i've got the weirdest drink. it has "strawberry flavor" that actually tastes like strawberries instead of the chemical strawberry flavor smell
 frnknstn: The countdown was so cute!
 LathosTiran: @AnAnonymousGifter Thanks for the gift sub!
 Didero: Here's Andy's Mastodon post about it: https://mastodon.social/@AndrewCownden/112816168686266701
 jacqui_lantern234: @frnknstn YOURE so cute! #Gottem
 hedonistic_mushroom: Oh I am reading other books. Also MTG lore. Back in 2003, our bookstores had, for some reason, a bunch of the books my Scott McGough. I bought and hoarded all those books and forgot some of them. I even got Agents of Artifice.
 Didero: It's called Astrid Falls: A Legend of Vancouver
jpost042: https://andrewcowndenbooks.com/
 frnknstn: @jacqui_lantern234 NO YOU
 GazzyInferno: god, andy sure is a renaissance man
 hypperstar2280: Thank the gods for the mods
 bytecaster: Did you know the Trojan war actually happened
 Cunobelenos: I like the pic. the “Legend of Vancouver” is right above his name, so I thought it was about him.
 hedonistic_mushroom: ODYSSEY STAN'S LET'S GOOOOOO
 AragornKeuken: Jordynne, have you read Emily Wilson's translation?
 99FineLines: i don't "stan" anything because i am over the age of 14.
 NoxStryx: Ok so my OCD must know are Jordynn's socks different lengths? I thouth is was just one was pushed down the other day but now this is the second day they are like this
 RockPusher: Jordynne has translation opinions 
 flatluigi: hell yeah
 jacqui_lantern234: @frnknstn no u MORE
 TehAmelie: such accomplishment, very inspire. i now think i may finish my book i've worked on since 1999 this year
  mowdownjoe: Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow is such a good book.
 shadowmaster132: The only reason I read the odyssey earlier this year was because of the Emily Wilson quotes about translation choices
 powerflapjack: "All those guys were actually Romans" -The Aenaed
 RandomTrivia: 
 ArrestedHouse: 
  TXC2: NoxStryx  she might just like it that way
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 ArcticAtlantic: 200
 SnowBuddy18: Dante's Inferno is also self insert fan fic
 Nigouki: Speaking of Odyssey, apparently Ralph Fiennes is playing Odysseus in a movie later this year D:
 hackingducks: pfft. achilles. he's like the Ur action hero.
 gibbousm: 99.99% Lesbian sounds like a light novel
 jacqui_lantern234: man, i ADORE Jordynne's brain XD
theamc2000: you went for the Dilf? the question is double check if he is a dad
 powerflapjack: Dragon Quest of classic literature
 Simonark: Which is great because Virgil then gets to star in the number one self insert fanfic of all time.
 BrowneePoints: Hector of GOT BODIED is more like it
 powerflapjack: @Simonark ..Devil may cry?
 NoxStryx: @txc2 very true could be a comfort thing
 mostly_minerals: Fictional men doesn't count Jordynne  /s 
 unleashenlightenment: Morning y’all. it’s great to see faces I’ve never seen before
 hypperstar2280: The Trojan war wasnt real
 99FineLines: has Homer ever passed the Bechdel test
  TXC2: hello unleashenlightenment  welcome
 glitched_goddess: hector is like one of the only smart guys in a room full of idiots
  TXC2: hypperstar2280  a version of it was
 Fanklok: That was me and Berserk, there's so much that directly cribs from that
 Simonark: @powerflapjack Well, the Devil does feature.
  SmithKurosaki: I hear we reached cap
  SmithKurosaki: !subathon
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  TXC2: SmithKurosaki  we did
 frnknstn: My leige, your waifu are trash
 jacqui_lantern234: @SmithKurosaki sure have >:)
DarknessKingCoH subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 62 months!
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 bytecaster: You have all this rizz, why would you choose the cringe daughter
 CelticGeek: What's your favorite Iliad translation?
  SmithKurosaki: Was hoping the commend had the stretch goal info
  SmithKurosaki: *command
 TehAmelie: Cameron likes to hype this literal translation of the Odyssey that's completely unreadable and useful only as a reference to ancient Greek
 RandomTrivia: D'awwww
 incslayer: !findquote stretch
  LRRbot: Quote #4514: "It's important to stretch before you become a boyband." —Paul [2017-11-22]
 shadowmaster132: Oh wow the I have brothers explanation for a girl beating up people is an _old_ trope
 RockPusher: SmithKurosaki pizza number on overlay is a countdown
 NoxStryx: Someone need to give the illiad the Hamilton treatment, the Ill-iad
 ExachixKitsune: awww
  SmithKurosaki: Thanks Rock
 BrowneePoints: and then Hector kills the wrong Gay Man (Patroclus)
 mostly_minerals: that souds beutiful omg
 TehAmelie: but they were cousins! (in the movie)
  TXC2: Patoclus being a bottom, still beter then the movie 
 KV1NN4: io clearly need to re-read the Illiad
 YeomanAres: There's a new Odyssey movie staying ralph fiennes coming out
 Simonark: How does the chat feel about Age of Bronze?
 TacitusVigil: @TehAmelie Ugh, I hate the movie Troy so much.
 jacqui_lantern234: Jordynne, youre are WAY too powerful. youre ACTIVELY selling books to an ADHDer who HATES the act of reading!!!
 josh___something: Don't worry, kathleen. You do that with magic story 
 RandomTrivia: Jordynne, can we take a second to appreciate the delivery of that infodump? That was a joy to witness.
 definenull: a lot of things didn't age well
 jumping_point: @RandomTrivia Indeed!
 BrowneePoints: at least Redwall is still good 
 AugmentingPath: I just rewatched The Couch (2013), it was horrible 
 bytecaster: Can't wait all the young people rediscover Skibidi Toilet in their early 20s
 DNAli3n: now that we are tangentally in myths, how do you like the norse myths, if you know anything about them?
  TXC2: oh Heather no
Houseboy23 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 53 months!
Houseboy23: lets go PPR is this weekend yes?
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 josh___something: Ugh... All the minecraft youtubers I've watched were...  UGH
 jacqui_lantern234: @BrowneePoints can confirm, Redwall STILL SLAPS
 asthanius: good videos?
 the_phantom_game_player: No
 Astral_Apache: magic?
 Tweygoh: all james
 josh___something: Repeating?
 ArcticAtlantic: there were a couple of repeats...?
 RandomTrivia: There were themes? Neat.
 powerflapjack: At least Liar Liar and The Mask still whip
 TehAmelie: i felt that way bout Legend of Korra after everyone talked for years about how gay it was
rogerivany: I wasn't awake
  TXC2: !ppr
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 ExachixKitsune: we were supposed to be paying attention?
 Didero: All LRR All The Time?
 gibbousm: I finally watched Evangellion over COVID. I understand it being revolutionary for its time, but later series have done everything better and further so it felt super dated and slow
 TheElrad: but why was one of them run twice?
 BrowneePoints: PPR! EULALIAAAAAA!
 RandomTrivia: I didn't see all of any of them
 NonUniqueGuy: Had Roadtrip Episode 1
 RandomTrivia: Oh cool
 j_crane330: There was a couch in one
 AragornKeuken: Was it on purpose to go directly from the Couch to James sitting on a couch?
 NovaTiempo: *sign here* bonk
 Snowcookies: there were a few duplicates
 PharaohBender27: 
 RandomTrivia: Good job Matt! 
 ManOCatherby: I heard the first episdoe of Road Quest and was sad it didnt keep going
 frnknstn: Wait where was James in Wizard Chat?
 NoxStryx: Anything translated has an extra layer of hard to read. I believe it is impossible to translate russian not boring
TheTekkieman: @frnknstn Yep. James was Dave.
 josh___something: Well, 1 duplicate from this night, and 1 from last night
 frnknstn: Ooooh smart
 j_crane330: There was supposed to be themes?!
 josh___something: James was on screen on the stinger
 jacqui_lantern234: ooh, sneaky >:)
 NonUniqueGuy: I will just have to continue rewatching Road Trip after the sub-a-thon ends.
 RockPusher:  Editors 
 NonUniqueGuy: Road Quest*
 RandomTrivia: As ever, well done editors! 
 PharaohBender27: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 NoxStryx: Editing dept had been killing it
usmu1976:   
  TXC2: Editors 
 j_crane330: Language ha ha
 TehAmelie: might as well practice not swearing for the bus time am i right
thejester5411: Bleep!
 powerflapjack: "I can swear!?" Kathleen out here like Goku taking off the weighted training clothes
  qrpth: !time
 RockPusher: Randy was doing his best
 BrowneePoints: I swear all day
 Rasputyne: Swearing is fine, but be careful with the racist tirades.
MaddogM: got 4 months to get in practice for desert bus  
 ThorSokar:  Find out how Jordynne knows my morning routine
 Herbert_Erpaderp: I'm very sweary in the morning, but I am also in Australia
 jacqui_lantern234: yeah i go "fuck, im still me!!! >:("
 polygonalpizza: Nightime words
  TXC2: (wakes up) "ah fuck not again"
Eklinaar: my spouse wakes up swearing
 darkcyril: BIG mood Jordynne
RedNightmare7: More like really tired, thinking "EFF, that me?"
 TheWooglie: was Kathleen saying something about editing?
 glitched_goddess: does “Fuck, why am I awake right now?” count?
 j_crane330: Well get early I suppose
  TXC2: jacqui_lantern234  big mood there
 RandomTrivia: Oh no, the murder baby
Redpandarama: The linguistic dessert
 neogetz: Morning routine, wake, discover I haven't been magically cured of all ailments, swear
 PharaohBender27: Oooof
thejester5411: Kathleen looks like the most comfortable of the group
 Laserbeaks_Fury: my morning cruse after waking up is more like "Ah shit, here we go again..."
 RockPusher: 
RedNightmare7: Can coffee please pay my taxes?
 RandomTrivia: 
 Scy_Anide: My cat Kiwi sits on me for 20 minutes when I wake up cuz he wants to cuddle and it's the best.
 PharaohBender27: 
MaddogM: self care?
 neogetz: Alas, coffee isn't a stimulant
 TacitusVigil: Do you know what would wake you up, James? 50 pushups
 Durugai: not even prop cocaine ?
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Ah yes, "in the 80's".
 djalternative: how many subs for James cocaine
 jacqui_lantern234: jokes on you, i have an emphetamine to wake me up #ADHDgang
  TXC2: djalternative  no!
 Simonark: There is no cocaine in the Moonbase. Wink.
 Fanklok: Our one cat is very large very strong and very very pointy
 Diabore: someone get the couch
 trainpants: you'll wake up on a couch
 MatzerKat: I once tried to say "I love you" with needles. My friends and family were not flattered by their voodoo dolls.
 aitsu100: maybe Ashley with a spraybottle will wake James up
 nevermore913: James expecting too much of coffee
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @Simonark And there is less than ten nuclear warheads.
 RandomTrivia: 
 NovaTiempo: but... no... why?
 BrowneePoints: that’s a ROOM full of farts
 definenull: oh no
 jacqui_lantern234: BAHAHAHAHA
 aitsu100: oh no
 TheWooglie: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 ArrestedHouse:  󠀀
RedNightmare7: Good recover dude
 djalternative: Daniel, why AREN'T your friends doing drugs?
 hypperstar2280: Let's fill the water balloons with cocaine for James
 Simonark: @iacthulhufthagn Conventional ballistic missiles, sure. But less than ten nuclear.
 Sibwow: puppy coded
  TXC2: a Xantos gambit right there
 NonUniqueGuy: You could hang out and do drugs with her.
 Kidror: Adam's not here so I'll ask - is she single? Is she baptized?
 NoxStryx: You can just hang out with people older than you.
 NovaTiempo: Explain?
  TXC2: does she work for Nickalodeon ? 
 NoxStryx: See for example..right now
 RandomTrivia: KATHLEEN
  Simriel: Oh, heather got a haircut? Looks lovely
 Izandai: KATHLEEN
 josh___something: Kathleen NO
Eklinaar: My niece makes slime, it's a whole thing in that age bracket
RedNightmare7: KATHLEEN!
 roefizzlebeef: kathleen!!!!!
 jacqui_lantern234: KATHLEEN
 IaCthulhuFthagn: 15 Kathleen! NO!
 TheWooglie: 
 Ohpea: friend with a gal in the slime game
 Astramentha:    
 marawr_arts: 1000 omg kathleen
 josh___something: KATHLEEN dear lord
 GhostValv: aww
 Izandai: awwwwwwwwwww
 cookiebeard: yeah you gotta charm the mother
 RockPusher:  
 definenull: well played
 Lamebert1415: Kathleen No 
thejester5411: Is her name Lucy or Ethel?
 ThePixelSavage: can we maybe tone the music down a little? @LoadingReadyRun
 Simonark: Almost to half pizzas!
 jacqui_lantern234: my selling-thing was chewing gum
 RockPusher has used a typewriter in anger
 ThePixelSavage: thank you
MaddogM: Did James go to flip the vinyl?  
 NoxStryx: @jacqui_lantern234 do you live on the US mexico border?
 Simonark: @rockpusher Sometimes it’s the only weapon at hand
 jumping_point: That music sounds a bit like LoopHero to me.
  qrpth: !subathon
 PsychoI3oy: I typed several Jr High school papers on my grandmother's portable smith-corona
 Lord_Hosk: Typewriters are SOOO cheap
 j_crane330: I couldn't start a business
  TXC2: typewriters were always so heavy1
 ThePixelSavage: typewritten grocery shopping lists here we go
 Simonark: Tom Hanks will be your friend?
 NoxStryx: LRR Coloring and Activity book?
RedNightmare7: Oh good, I thought we were going to rob Tom Hanks
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Typewriters are cool but heavy and in the way and an absolute pain to fix when something goes wrong.
 jacqui_lantern234: @NoxStryx no! i lived in subsidized student housing in vancouver
 Mangledpixel: ah, oh COURSE it's Johnny
 stevefromdetroit: my spelling isn't good enough to use a typewriter
 TehAmelie: my grandfather ran a typewriter repair shop. so many mechanical typewriters i was allowed to destroy with hammers. and yet i never owned one
 Wolfstrike_NL: Graham did find one during the Swap and Shop
HalloweenCandii subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 14 months, currently on a 7 month streak!
MaddogM: Do you use the typewriters to leave the theft card?
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 NoxStryx: Road Quest 2: The Nanaimo Caper
thejester5411: Orange ribbons just carbon paper?? Or ink? Like I'm sure you can get them on the Internet
 hackingducks: if you get a typewriter with a ribbon cassette like one of the more recent IBM ones, they still make the cartridges for them.
 popcatholic: my favorite christmas gift was a 1937 refurbished typewriter - solid black and just so elegant
thejester5411: Aren't**
 jacqui_lantern234: @MaddogM DONT do that, typewriters are SUPER tracable. many criminals have been caught this way
RedNightmare7: That woman must have been swole AF then
 Hoplon42: i was sure ribbions where very easily repalceable, as in "have a couple of spares in a draw" replaceable.
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  TXC2: Q_sic  welcome
  TXC2: Q_sic  
 stevefromdetroit: i only recently stopped doublspacing when i type  ..i'm old
 ThePixelSavage: our apple flat keyboard trained fingers arent used to typewriting anymore 
  TXC2: I'm starting early with the mistakes today 
voren_chalco: Also where QWERTY comes from. So the arms wouldn't jam as much.
 Fanklok: I was that awkward point of computers being more ubiquitous but also parents being old so there was one kid who didn't have a computer at home and had to write reports with a type writer
 RockPusher: I ascribe my fairly heavy keyboard typing to effectively learning to type on a typewriter
 Izandai: ooooooooh
 RandomTrivia: Oh that is delightful
 Simonark: I am old enough to have learned to type, as a kid, on typewriters, and the level to which things are better now…
 Mangledpixel: in metal type, which typewriters emulated, the standard English space between sentences is a em-width space. Using a single space (which is now the standard) is French style.
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @ThePixelSavage Go get yourself a full Cherry MX Green keyboard to practice before graduating to bucking spring.
 RandomTrivia: EE Cummings eat your heart out 
  Simriel: Pizza counter is going down nicely
 MatzerKat: Ooh, JetPens!
 miniMacGuru: JetPens is so dangerous to one's wallet.
MaddogM: @jacqui_lantern234 that's why you're using the typewriters you're stealing
 jacqui_lantern234: oh no, Heather, what have you done?!?!?!
 NoxStryx: Jetpen is a MOOD!
 Simonark: Cummings was a really unpleasant man, he should have to do that a LOT
 Riandisa: I had a typewriter as a kid, but my family got a Macintosh with a dot matrix printer not long after so I swapped to typing there if I had to for anything
 jumping_point: Huh. stationary.
 TehAmelie: my school had neither computers nor typewriters. instead we learned to write with and care for ink pens. in 1997
 ThePixelSavage: @IaCthulhuFthagn oh I dont own Apple products, I already have a cherry red key keyboard. I also dont really care about typewriters 
 TacitusVigil: Stationary stationery.
 CelticGeek: Jordynne, check out gouletpens.com !
 SnowBuddy18: that's the life, make 1 silly thing a day and just rest
 NotCainNorAbel: goulet is so good
Eklinaar: I buy replica Model Ms.  They fill me with joy.  I hate typing on anything else.
 Nigouki: James the clicky keyboard man is RIGHT THERE
 Sunidesus: I type faster on the mechanical ones, the chiclet style keyboards slow me down
 RockPusher: but how else will you know when you are typing? 
 Izandai: I have never understood the lust some people have for mechanical keyboards.
 malfnord: I bought a replica IBM keyboard specifically for the clickyclicky noise
rozodru: but the clicking and clacking is soooooo satisfying
 AragornKeuken: I want to *feel* every keypress in my bones
 azninsect: time to get heather a low profile keyboard
 Pteraspidomorphi: It's all about tactile feedback
 RandomTrivia: RGB typewriter 
 malfnord: Maybe it's an old computer nerd thing?
 GhostValv: that's cool 
 NornsFelidar: Growing alongside LRR is so fun. From early sketch comedy and video games, through MTG and tabletops, to stationary obsession 🥹
  amative1: !subathon
  LRRbot: The Sub-a-Thon cap has been reached! Additional Twitch subs and bits (in increments of 400) will contribute towards stretch goals: 250 subs for a Pizza Party, 500 subs for Ice Cream, and 750 subs for "The Water Balloon Massacre". Youtube contributions unfortunately do not count, but are nevertheless appreciated!
 pimiento: i'm sad my model M got killed by coke being spilled on it and not being immediately rinsed
 ThePixelSavage: @Izandai its the whole experience. the sound the feel the spring of the keys 
 MatzerKat: I've got a mechanical keyboard. Got the Cherry MX switches with a similar press response to a membrane keyboard
Eklinaar: I think the noise is beautiful, I love hearing other people typing in a mechanical keyboard.
 NoxStryx: I keep fighting the urge to buy the 8bitdo C64 keyboard
voren_chalco: Punch the keys!
 definenull: some people like the clacky clacky
 AragornKeuken: I love them, but I would never use a mechanical keyboard in an office environment.
 ThePixelSavage: just imagine its fireworks for ants Heather
 azninsect: i just wanna spend a bunch of money on nice switches and keycaps T__T
  TXC2: !subathon
  LRRbot: The Sub-a-Thon cap has been reached! Additional Twitch subs and bits (in increments of 400) will contribute towards stretch goals: 250 subs for a Pizza Party, 500 subs for Ice Cream, and 750 subs for "The Water Balloon Massacre". Youtube contributions unfortunately do not count, but are nevertheless appreciated!
 RockPusher: Get these people pizza!
 Earthenone: i used to live with a semi pro starcraft player who used mechanical, it wa a TIME
 SnowBuddy18: I completely get that, and also a deskmat underneath if you're using a mechanical keyboard
 Genie_M: I spent so much time finding a good non mechanical keyboard
 doormar: @voren_chalco for God's sake
 CmdrMadMoe: capped, no cap
 Sunidesus: I work with someone who honestly seems bothered by the SPEED I type, not the noise itself, it's bizarre. It's like he's offended by it or something.
 IaCthulhuFthagn: A full open plan office of nothing but Cherry MX Blues... music to my ears...
ALLxISxLOST:  
 jacqui_lantern234: @AragornKeuken i 100% would, but only if i hated my coworkers
 drfox17: Now imagine a typing pool of 20 typewriters going at the same time
 Nigouki: every sub will reduce the number of pizza slices they have to eat
Eklinaar: I'm a speed typer, 120 wpm, my spouse is used to it but whenever spouse's friends are visiting they tell me the sound I make in my office is terrifying
 hedonistic_mushroom: I personally really like Keychron's low profile mechanical keyboards
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to Pizzarat! 
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 butt_ghost: does everyone in chat get pizza too
 djalternative: and the crew REALLY wants to throw things at James
dinkyspond: o o b m b b
 ThePixelSavage: dont hurt yourself ... dont make the balloons too heavy
mysteenova157: Morning all!
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 RandomTrivia: 4 hours 10 minutes per stretch goal
 Astral_Apache: 500 horray for pizza
 TehAmelie: can i say i appreciate the new technology that counts all bits, not just donations of increments of 400
  TXC2: hello dinkyspond  and mysteenova157  welcome
 Mangledpixel: btw, the story that the QWERTY layout was deliberately made to slow down typists because they were jamming the machines is a complete and utter MYTH. The layout was made before rapid touch-typing was even a thing.
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 BrowneePoints: Jordynne and I being JoJotakus today
 ALLxISxLOST:  
 Nemosaur: Try finding a TOOL album under 100 $
 jacqui_lantern234: fun fact: Jonathan Joestar is a significant reason i am the way i am in chat
 butt_ghost: casettes are coming back thankfully
 Eklinaar: We imported an entire hand-embroidered outfit from Poland for like $200, that's peanuts for the hours and hours of really skillful hand embroidery on it.
 BlueMechanic: time to bring back wax cylinders
 TehAmelie: i thought i went way overboard paying about £30 in 1999 money for the Final Fantasy 6 orchestra album
 AragornKeuken: I use casettes cause I have an old car.
 Niehilius: !schedule
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 NornsFelidar: CDs were produced soooo much in comparison
 NoxStryx: CDs feel the most junky
 pimiento: it's frustrating when you buy a record and they don't include a download code for the MP3 version of the album
 Sunidesus: @Eklinaar Oh wow. That is amazingly inexpensive.
 malfnord: Depends on how much gold-plated cabling you use. *ducks*
 PharaohBender27: @AragornKeuken One of the nice things about my family's car, a 2006 Toyota Avalon, is that it has a 6-CD changer
 flatluigi: appears to be laufey
 Lord_Hosk: Difficult to listen to vinyl on a walk.  It keeps skipping and scratching.
 djalternative: I have a "broken" paramore vinyl
 ManOCatherby: cover art loves vinyl
 Alness49: Would it BE Miku on a Vinyl? Is she going to be okay in analogue media?
 GrassVortex: I have old vinyl covers as wall art. They rule
 flatluigi: my music rn is just looping chappell roan's album
 NoxStryx: Vinyl is best when it comes with digital copy, the vinyl i want for the artifact and the rutialistic listening experience.
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 Kidror: I own vinyl more or less for the aesthetic and the art
 PsychoI3oy: PharaohBender27, mine's 2009, 6 disk changer and it plays mp3 burned onto cd-r
 roefizzlebeef: a very small part of me thinks it would be super cool to collect king gizzard albums on vinyl, but the rest of me needs to afford retirement
 Nigouki: i miss anime LaserDisc artwork cuz they were HUGE and beautiful
 BrowneePoints: I’m still on the waiting list to get some of the Hollow Knight Vinyls
 AragornKeuken: @PharaohBender27 I really like the way cassettes loop. It sorta makes it feel like an album doesn't have a beginning or end.
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 PsychoI3oy: also have a 3.5mm aux port but no bluetooth
 BrowneePoints: my first CD was a Bagpipe cd
Shaneusm is gifting 1 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 13 in the channel!
Shaneusm gifted a Tier 1 sub to shooting1000!
  TXC2: Shaneusm  
 RockPusher: 1st CD I bought with my own money was The Lion King soundtrack
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 BrowneePoints: I uh…am a nerd
 Mangledpixel: my first album was the Matrix soundtrack
 jacqui_lantern234: mine was Let Go by Avril Lavigne
 azninsect: time for some sleep. see you all for the finale
 RandomTrivia:   
  amative1: My first album I bought was Weird Al Running With Scissors
 Izandai: @BrowneePoints We're all nerds, you're not special!
 PsychoI3oy: James, columbia music is how I got Chevelle Point #1 back in the day. So you can blame them for my album suggestions
 Metalupis: speaking of music, i did not expect to get a new Weird Al polka mix but i am so excited that we did
 RandomTrivia: Sleep well, azninsect, see you later!
 j_crane330:    
 the_phantom_game_player: 
 stevefromdetroit: matchbox 20
 Eklinaar: First album I bought was A Night at the Opera by Queen
 NoxStryx: @aragornkeuken you must have a fancy 2 headed cassette player
 LordZarano: It's funny because CDs are THE highest quality audio that's widely available. Uncompressed 2048kb/s
Redpandarama: I vividly remember buying Metallica's Kill em All as my first CD
  TXC2: I think the first song I got was Pretty fly for a white guy 
 cookiebeard: my first album was offsprings americana, still a banger
 butt_ghost: weird al straight outta lynwood
 Gascitygaming: Matthew Broderick gorilla soundtrack
 aitsu100: Danger Days by MCR
 corpocracy: I think the first real band I got into was REM
 snowewolf: The Motley Crue
 IaCthulhuFthagn: I don't remember what my first CD was, but the first I bought for my own money was Bomfunk MC's Freestyler single.
 Gascitygaming: Godzilla*
 MatzerKat: The Else by TMBG, I think
 Dalrint: My first album was Alanis Morrissett.
voren_chalco: Music inspired by the Lion Ling (not the Lion King OST)
 Philocalist: Queen Greatest Hits
 malfnord: The Matrix soundtrack was the first US release I illegally downloaded!
 the_phantom_game_player: The first album I bought was Weird Al
 djalternative: my first CD was Move Along by All American Rejects
 xxhanlonsrazorxx: stop making sense was my first cd i bought but my first proper record was  the best of ELO double album on vinyl
 ClockTamer: linkin park reanimated
 ArrestedHouse: Mine's was either Hybrid Theory by Linkin Park, or All Killer No Filler by Sum41
 Ms_LadyMix: Ace of Base the Sign and it was a tape lol
 Alness49: Linkin Park, Meteora was mine
 Tweygoh: gorillaz first album
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: the first thing I bought with my own money was the original Ghostbusters soundtrack. started my love affair with OSTs.
 TehAmelie: i've bought like 8 CDs and 5 of them were Metallica
 doormar: @matzerkat great album
 flapjacksofwar: 6800 Pizza time!
 hackingducks: lol mine was also something i imported, it was some sailor moon ost I bought off ebay >_>
 v_nome: I think my first might have been Ever Worse by Weird Al
 Shaneusm: first CD I bought for myself was Wolfmother...
 jumping_point: I think mine was a sampler of early 2000's Club-Music.
 Irsaan: The first CD I ever bought was The Eagles Greatest Hits. I was ~13.
 couchboyj: Collective Soul self titled and Smash by the Offspring for me
Smythe283: Green Day: American Idiot, much to my parents chagrin.
 ALLxISxLOST: my first album was a Green Day album
 hesterbyrde: mine was a soundtrack... probably Jurassic Park?
 MrSarkhan: Green Day's American Idiot was the first album I bought
 NoxStryx: I think Meteora by Linkin Park was one of my first self bought cds
 jacqui_lantern234: ya know, upon reflection there were some SIGNS early on that im trans
  TXC2: flapjacksofwar  
 Simonark: I think mine, and I was very small, was Colour By Numbers by Culture Club.
 j_crane330:   
 Metalupis: @ArrestedHouse mine was Hybrid Theory
Midnightskypoet: Third eye blind was my first cd system of a down was second.
 ExachixKitsune: HMV 
 Lord_Hosk: I signed up for Columbia record club 4 times.  12 CDs for a penny.  Turns out, if you order under a fake name They can't make you order more CDs
 Rhylon42: My first was the Mission Impossible 2 Soundtrack
 BrowneePoints: my first 2 cds were a Bigpipe Compilation and Styx Greatest Hits. and now I own Grand Illusion on Vinyl
 GhostValv: noice
 Mewr11: I think my first CD was me and my sister pooling our allowance money for Kelly Pickler's debut album
 jacqui_lantern234: HELL YEAH
 malfnord: First CD I ever bought was the Back to the Future III soundtrack.
mysteenova157: I believe it was Time, Love & Tenderness, Michael Bolton for me
 atinyspacemarine: A friend's older sister brought me shopping for my first CDs.  I got Good News for People who Love Bad News and Arctic Monkeys, and the Return of the King soundtrack.
 Philocalist: I remember heading to Hot Topic for release day of Nightwish albums
 ArcticAtlantic: mine was Won't Go Quietly by Example but I *chose* McFly albums long before that, just my parents paid for them because I was 8 😂
 PharaohBender27: 
  NapalmSideburns: Iron Maiden - Iron Maiden was my first CD
 Brozard: Don’t remember, but it was probably a Weird Al CD. I was buying cassettes before. Maybe it was 311 or Reel Big Fish?
 hedonistic_mushroom: The first cassette I bought for myself Linkin Park's Hybrid Theory... The first CD I bought was Meteora
 singinnonsense: it was Ottawa is there was a french casher 
 singinnonsense: wasn't*
 flapjacksofwar: My first CD was a Genesis album...
 BrowneePoints: it’s like when new goths experience Siouxsie or Bauhaus for the first time
 definenull: 
 Masslost: “ I must be emo” there’s a memory unlocked
 PharaohBender27: 
 aitsu100: second Cd was the first Cage the Elephant album
StrifeTgZ: The first cd i got with my own money was the bevis and butthead do america soundtrack
 atinyspacemarine: Millennial Catholic experience
 RandomTrivia: Amazing
 RockPusher: 
 jacqui_lantern234: HELL YEAH
 RandomTrivia: lrrdARK
 MrSarkhan: Hell yeah!
 RandomTrivia: 
 ProcyonFlynn: I think my first album "for money" was actually trying Bandcamp for the RoadQuest OST.  Thank you for recommending Bandcamp BraveNewFaves 
 baltimore_667083: HELL YES
 TehAmelie: \m/
 GirlPainting: good choice
 MrSarkhan:  
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Kathleen, don't say you are 12 years old like that on Twitch 
 Tweygoh: heck yea
 BrowneePoints: it’s a good album
 powerflapjack: first CD I bought with my own money was like... either Early Days and Latter Days Led Zeppelin or the Final Fantasy Tactics OST at the MN State Fair
 jessieimproved: My first CD specifically was Jagged Little Pill
 Eklinaar: @singinnonsense There are tons of Francophone cashiers in Ottawa, most of them Haitian.
 NornsFelidar: I don't remember first cd, but I recall vividly my first casettes: Europe final countdown, Texas the best and Duran Duran the wedding album. I kept listening to them and nauseum. I still haven't reached that point
 jdr_42: my first CD was Phil Collin’s. 8th grade me needed help.
 ManOCatherby: First CD  I got was Baja-Men. HAd to find out who let the dogs out
 powerflapjack: Maximum Carnage? lmao
 darkcyril: Maximum Carnage was a banger of a game.
 Dalrint: Spider Man: MAXIMUM CARNAGE!
 BrowneePoints: i didn’t get into music until I started singing in 4th grade.
 Simonark: It actually contains minimal carnage.
voren_chalco: Maximum Carnage? The game is about 1000 times better than the comic it's based on.
 StrifeTgZ: Second tape metallica black album
 atinyspacemarine: My parents didn't like violence in video games, but I eventually got them to let me play Halo when I was 13 and stuck at home with a broken leg
 Dalrint: Well, I get to spend the rest of the day in airports, so good luck with the last day of the Subathon!
 Therberus: Did we hit the cap? Are we now contributing to the pizza fund?
 roefizzlebeef: I vividly remember the first time I convinced my parents I was old enough to play teen rated video games, and it was to play super smash brothers lol
 BrowneePoints: OH YEA! My 3rd cd I ever got was Wicked the Broadway Soundtrack when I saw it in Chicago freshman year of high School!
 IaCthulhuFthagn: "You can't buy music outside of the catholic music store, but video games? Yeah, Diablo sounds like a good, Christian name for a game"
 momalyd: My first cd was either the Brainbug or Meet her al the Lover Parade single
 measureofhope: Oh, pizza counter, I just noticed
 BrowneePoints: I still have my Wicked CD!
 ProcyonFlynn: !addquote "Pizza is Lunch" - James [2024-07-20]
thejester5411: What time is pizza time? Because I might coordinate and eat with you guys.
usmu1976: @Therberus yes and icecream and waterballoons
 jacqui_lantern234: @measureofhope it counts DOWN
 LordZarano: @ManOCatherby omg! Have you heard the 99 Percent Invisible episode about Who Let The Dogs Out? It's SO GOOD
 TehAmelie: haha, i remember reading Maximum Carnage and then mostly quitting comic books
 SnowBuddy18: @Therberus yes, the countdown is below the timer
 Philocalist: I got a Prozzak album because it had cartoon characters on it, no problem
 PharaohBender27: 
 powerflapjack: Captain Novolin, the iconic Diabetes video game
 Niehilius: That barbie game was speedrun at SGDQ - it was fun lol
 atinyspacemarine: Coffee is sweet, pizza is lunch, baba is you
 darkcyril: That Barbie game actually just got stage time at this SGDQ.
 powerflapjack: 
 jacqui_lantern234: Jordynne has been ACTIVATED XD
 RandomTrivia: 
 j_crane330: While I was sent to Christian schools they were fairly open to all forms of media
 aitsu100: Barbie Horse Adventure
 ManOCatherby: @LordZarano I havent! I need to get on that
 RockPusher: Horse club idea 
 Therberus: Playstation house, let's goooo
mysteenova157: My first PC game was Saddle Up: Time to Ride
 Kidror: Wait are you telling me that Jordynne never got to play Nintendogs?
 GirlPainting: How about Grand Tourismo on PS1?
 Tweygoh: i only got a GameCube to play ChibiRobo
 NoxStryx: My steam friendgroup got really into the "Secrets of the Magic Crystal" horse game for a while
 TehAmelie: what a different world it would be if Nintendo and Sony had pulled off their collaboration
 jumping_point: That is so sweet!
 Pteraspidomorphi: darkcyril: I saw that too! I love the silly games at GDQ
 Kidror: Wasn't yesterday literally FFXs 23rd birthday or something
 atinyspacemarine: I want a new Jak game but there's no way it'll A) get funding or  be good
RedNightmare7: Damn!
 RockPusher: James!
 PharaohBender27: JAMES
 jacqui_lantern234: i mean, i AM gonna be on Horse Club on the 29th. Cori and i could STILL pull an audible into Barbie Horse Adventure >:)
 Izandai: JAMES NO
 IaCthulhuFthagn: JRPG. Completionist. Oh deat.
 BrowneePoints: I hope the rumors of FF9 getting a FF7 remake are true
 RandomTrivia:  James that's evil
 IaCthulhuFthagn: dear*
 ProcyonFlynn: wow ... that's terrifyingly dedicated.
 PMAvers: Oh wow, a mom with good taste.
  TXC2: don't curse someone like that James
 darkcyril: @Pteraspidomorphi Was a super fun block. Konception is also a great entertainer.
 Philocalist: MtG Completionist is a big no-no
 Eklinaar: Time to give mom a turn on Play It Forward
 AragornKeuken: My dad has a complete Lotr TCG set. You'll never guess who named me.
 aitsu100: heck YEAH
 NoxStryx: "Is she single?" "Is she baptised?"
 Therberus: @browneepoints god I hope so, I keep thinking about downloading the "alternate fantasy" mod
 GazzyInferno: we're not talking about the crow remake
 j_crane330: Oh
 BrowneePoints: Bill
 PsychoI3oy: Bill is Alexander's dad, IIRC
 BlueMechanic: they're are a lot of Skarsgard siblings
 PharaohBender27: Oooof
 BrowneePoints: no
 aitsu100: oh no
 SnowBuddy18: oof
 ArcticAtlantic: 
 BrowneePoints: Stellan is Bill and Alexander’s dad
 RandomTrivia: Welp
 GhostValv: good analogy
 shadowmaster132: Apparently it's a remake and not just another Crow story which seems like a slam dunk
 jacqui_lantern234: OMG JORDYNNE XD
 Serpens77: the dad is Stellan, Bill and Alex are brothers
 atinyspacemarine: Of the Connecticut Skårsgards?
 BrowneePoints: Pizza cutter is a terminology from DND James
  TXC2: so the exact opposite of the OG Crow ? 
 PsychoI3oy: BrowneePoints, that's what it is, right
 j_crane330: We don't need to reboot everything
 Radjack: New movie review burn unlocked, thanks Jordynne!
 jacqui_lantern234: ive completionists FFX
 PsychoI3oy: I only knokw of Alexander from Generation Kill
 RockPusher: 
 GhostValv: lightning dodgers here 
LijahHart: All i remember about the Crow is that the author HATES the Crow.
Scarbble: jordynne's mom sounds rad as hell
 Tweygoh: You did the lightning dodge?
 stippledotter: That's a precious early memory omg
 jumping_point: I love the vibes of Kingdom hearts.
 BrowneePoints: hey chat, more of yall should play 9
 l0gin4me: I failed for way to long at the cerberus fight in the colliseum
 Spooky_Noises: 8 or 13
 Sevinon: FFX is good
holo_raptor: 10 is best known for tidus' laugh
 Traion: 8 is bad. 13 is bad. 9 is peak
 BrowneePoints: 8 and 13
 BigDaddyBland87: @jacqui_lantern234 I did once I discovered the Yojimbo strat...don't at me
 RandomTrivia: We have activated Kathleen
 GazzyInferno: noone really dislikes any of them that much these days
 bytecaster: The lightning ones are not quite popular
 aitsu100: 13 sucks
RedNightmare7: Was gonna say, 13 is one people dislike.
IncredibleFrown: 2 is also not popular but you probably aren;t thinking of it
 IronwoodWizard: 8 is the best!
 BlueMechanic: I think 8 is okay but people didn't like it because it wasn't 7
 ThirdGames: 8 is my favorite one and I will DIE on this hill.
 MrSarkhan: 8 is amazing
 RandomTrivia: Into another rabbit hole! 
 ProcyonFlynn: Somewhere I can hear Jacob screaming 
 aesir_blade: James might be thinking of 10 2?
 jacqui_lantern234: @holo_raptor hot take: the laugh scene is actually really good
  TXC2: 8 is "bad" because it's not more of 7
 momalyd: 8 was my favourte back in the day
RedNightmare7: We are all looking forward to Cantwearhats suffering through that on his FF gauntlet 
 shadowmaster132: I watched kathleen play 10 on saves the world and I liked itthrough that medium
 Therberus: 13 was the start of the bad FFs
IslandersCaper: 8 is my favourite
 NoxStryx: James just activated a BUNCH of arguments
 BrowneePoints: 8 is a good story and a mechanical bumblefuck
 jessieimproved: I liked 8
 aitsu100: 8 has Laguna
 baltimore_667083: wasn’t 15 basically just a cup noodles ad in disguise?
 AshcopseDryad: ff9 ♥
 RandomTrivia: @TXC2 Ah, the Metroid Fusion effect
 Shaneusm: 8 is decent... but has some odd mechanics for FF games
 darkcyril: EVERY Final Fantasy has a strong core of supporters and detractors both.
 Traion: Kathleen they all grow up in the same orphanage and forgot about it. And the villain was their teacher! IT is bad!
 jessieimproved: The music in 8 is really good
holo_raptor: @jacqui_lantern234 the scene is good, a lot of people just miss the point because the laugh is. what it is
 bytecaster: Come on, gunswords!
 j_crane330: 4 is my favorite
 jacqui_lantern234: @holo_raptor ok good we can be friends
IslandersCaper: but I got into final fantasy from kingdom hearts 
 RockPusher has never finaled a fantasy
 BrowneePoints: 9 has Vivi!!!
 aitsu100: 9 was a throw back
 Therberus: 9 is the one with the boy with tail
 Fanklok: 8 is in my top 3
Jayrod1220: I'm currently replaying 1, and the Soundtrack is so good.
 Alness49: The story is stupid, the vibes are on point
 Tweygoh: Eyes on Me is my friend's favorite song
 Brozard: Final Fantasy 8: “Whatever.”
 Traion: 4-6 is the best stretch imo
 ExachixKitsune: I love 10
 glitched_goddess: I like 9 more than 8
 jacqui_lantern234: yes, chat, i will throw hands for FFX. i love that game so much
 Alness49: 10 is amazing to revisit
 NoxStryx: 8 has the best CARD GAME though
 Jillexie: 10 is my favourite
 BrowneePoints: I personally think 10 didn’t age well
 Ms_LadyMix: I’ve tuned into two of these and James has been made to chat final fantasy both times. Perfect.
 Kidror: It was just 10s birthday so people were posting clips from it on twitter and I forgot how good the story is
 jacqui_lantern234: also KHIMARI MY LOVE 😭 
LijahHart: 9 gave teenage me Kuja and  it has shaped who i am now
 aitsu100: 10 was Blitzball
 Traion: TBF 8 is very enjoyable the first time. Just for the sheer hilarity of the plot
 jdr_42: Let’s not skip 9!
 Therberus: Fully voice acted helps a lot with ffx
 ThirdGames: I know it's absolute garbage schlock, but I also LOVE X-2. It's so bad it's good.
 jessieimproved: I took my PS1 to college and play FF9 in my Freshman dorm.  The other kids on my hall would come watch me play.
 FrostyKaze: I started with 10 and 10-2 so it has a special place in my heart
 Philocalist: Hymn of Faith gets stuck in my head so often
 jacqui_lantern234: Kimahri*
 ExachixKitsune: to be fair, I've played 7, 10, and 14
bsudo: Maaaaaannnn. I never got 10. It's when I stopped playing ff.
 ArrestedHouse: 12's my fave
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: If you take the story of what 8 was supposed to be, what we got looked like it was put through a cheese grater and about a third of it was stuck back together with glue in random orders
thejester5411: Are you on from PS1 to PS2 so yeah sounds X is goonna to look a lot better
 aitsu100: 12 was learning to code
mysteenova157: Crisis Core is my favorite!
 Riandisa: 8 annoyed me to where I stopped playing it and only finished it years later out of completionist spite. Love Triple Triad though
 itmightbemikey: FF9 hits a lot different once you're in your 30s, because then the themes of existentialism and death really come through
dredshift: XII da best
Going Jome: I love FFXII, myself
 BigDaddyBland87: @ThirdGames I replayed that about a year ago...still didn't care for it
 Kidror: I'll be the one to say it, X-2 is actually really good. A lot of insecure men just didn't like an all women cast
 Izandai: 11 is an MMO
 darkcyril: 7 especially suffered real bad from poor localization at the time. It also suffered bad from having a VERY KEY scene about what the fuck was up with Cloud hidden in a MISSABLE CUTSCENE
 Astral_Apache: FFX is the GOAT. you cant change my mind
 Decaped: 12 is a political thriller
 GazzyInferno: XI is cool but highly niche
 niccus: 11 is *still running*
 Traion: 12 is great. But the ending is rushed
 momalyd: I had 11, but no credit card so I could never play it.
 Carlioo: I love shakespeare
holo_raptor: 12 is good, but it's got the wrong main character
 SnowBuddy18: my DM speedruns 10 and 12
 Therberus: 10 is about the party, 12 is about the world
ztghostie: XII is just full of content, it was amazing
Scarbble: 12 is ok. weird system but neat story
 Philocalist: 12 said we got stories down, let's experiment with gameplay more
  TXC2: 12 is phantom menace, but good
 IaCthulhuFthagn: FF14 is my favourite by far. Too bad they took it down and replaced it with ARR 
 Underachiever28: wasted so much time on 11. it was fun
 FrostyKaze: There is the meme that 12 is just Star Wars
 Kajamakuji: 12 had good elements, but its fighting against itself so hard.
 BlueMechanic: I've heard 12 is very similar to Star Wars
 BrowneePoints: 9 and 12 were under respected in their own time
 Alness49: 12 has great worldbuilding, even if the characters get the short end of the writing stick
 TacitusVigil: If he doesn't want to finish his books, I see no reason why I should start them. 
 PMAvers: Jacob comes barreling through the wall
Scarbble: 13 is uhhhhhh not great
 ThirdGames: 14 is sooooo good
 Decaped: 13 is one of the most memeble final fantasies.
 bytecaster: 13 is more of an engine in want of a game
 BigDaddyBland87: @Kidror I didn't like because the story was meh and I really dislike ATB
 aitsu100: 15 was Boy car trip
 GrassVortex: 15 is a glorious mess. I love and hate it 
dredshift: XV took a decade to make mid
 Traion: 13 isn't the worst reviewed mainline FF anymore. FF14 Dawntrail dethroned it this month^^
 Izandai: 13 is fine but only just, 13-2 is actually fun, 13-3 is just bad.
 BrowneePoints: 16 is edgy screaming kaiju simulator
 gibbousm: Insert FFXIV copypasta
 BlueMechanic: 16 has the mighty hero Clive
  TXC2: 15 was the boys don't kiss 0/10  
 Genie_M: I loved 12
 Pteraspidomorphi: It's very on the nose
 jumping_point: Any thoughts on Crash Bandicoot?
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: 13 is the one that you have to read an entire in game wiki to understand things are being said and done as very little of it is actually explained.
 NoxStryx: I'm playing 12 right now, WHY in a world with so many sentient species are all the playable character humans?
 RandomTrivia: 
 PawssumFable: 12 is AWFUL. My spouse is playing it.
holo_raptor: 15 is great right up until the ending
 aitsu100: 16 was final fantasy does Devil May Cry
 ArrestedHouse: 
 FrostyKaze: @Traion are you serious? Jesus Christ
 Pinwiz11: 16 is the one that hasn't launched yet.  (Yes, I'm ignoring the PS5 release because I don't own one.)
 momalyd: ff13 the 30 hour tutorial corridor simulator
 Jillexie: I tried 12. Try being the key word
 j_crane330: That wes specific
 BigDaddyBland87: I liked 12 once the Zodiac Age made the grinding more tolerable
EmmaPartlow: And here I am waiting for a remake of FF VI (wishful thinking!)
IncredibleFrown: 16 is okay but it does sort of indulge the weakest habits of the 14 team
 PawssumFable: At the time it didn't seem so bad because it was so pretty for that era and it was just behind like 10-2
 PawssumFable: But now oh boy
 Earthenone: drakenguard was so fun!
 fiftymcnasty: Funny enough, 15 is the only one Wiggins couldnt finish
 glitched_goddess: 14 is the best since 6 imo
 BrowneePoints: on stream
  TXC2: 13 only works if you headcannon Vanile has a time travilar
 PawssumFable: I want to stab Fran, she's so bad.
 momalyd: Grandstream Saga. lest save spec by not giving our charactors faces
 GhostValv: drakengard at least is novel in its grimdarkness
 AragornKeuken: Xenosaga > Xenogears
 GazzyInferno: I have a very soft spot in my heart for 16 because the english vo was recorded basically down the road from my family grew up
EmmaPartlow: Oh Xenogears slaps
 Gascitygaming: 3d dragonquest gsme fan here
 Kidror: That's me talking about how KH 358/2 Days is a cinematic masterpiece, with it's 3 whole pixels
  NapalmSideburns: oh boy, Drakengard 3, with that very very good final ending that's in no way bullshit to play
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: 12 was let down by the mechanics. I'm also really sad it seems I'll never play a mainline FF again as 5 and 16 have turned more into action fighters/specitacle fighters and my hands just can;t do that due to my disability
 jacqui_lantern234: 4 whole frames?! let me introduce you to Virtual Hydlide >:3
 BrowneePoints: I love Xenoblade
 aitsu100: i dont know why but i want to go back to Legend of Dragoon now
 NoxStryx: Legend of dragoon anyone?
 Riiiiiiis: which god?
 RandomTrivia: Ah yes, classic JRPG stuff
 hesterbyrde: 8 was my first and I LOVED it but I was also 15 at the time so I loved all the pretty boys
 kristof162028: I think xenoblade is also good
 BlueMechanic: the part where you kill god is the best part of every RPG
 BigDaddyBland87: @aitsu100 Oh hell yea!
 BrowneePoints: Xenoblade has some dumb stuff but are overall good
 PawssumFable: I love legend of Dragoon, but the gameplay doesn't hold up well
 lady_olynder: Isnt that ending the one that led to Nier?
 niccus: they did the same thing for 1. they warned youy
 RandomTrivia: @jacqui_lantern234 Oh you monster 
 PMAvers: Man, imagine if a rhythm game that you had to 100% perfect, but they remove the visual notes at the end and the screen goes to black and you still have to hit it.
EmmaPartlow: Suikoden was also fun too
 BigDaddyBland87: Legend of Dragoon slaps...no matter what Wiggins thinks
 Gekyouryuu: wait, I missed it, what game was Kathleen talking about?
 LadyLockwood92: Howdy folks~
 jjcard: my friend was on the QA team for Drakengard! (US side)
 Carlioo: if you haven't played drakengard 3 by now, you're not gonna play it
 AragornKeuken: The best JRPG series is still Trails/Kiseki.
 MrSarkhan: I loved Legend of Dragoon
 IaCthulhuFthagn: So that's the opinions on the main line FF games... what about Tactics?
 rxpalindrome: Xenogears is still my favorite game of all time and I've never found exactly the right follow up from that
 hesterbyrde: and also Quistis... which it should have been a sign I loved the teacher with the whip and boots
 Pteraspidomorphi: 
 BigDaddyBland87: @PawssumFable I disagree. It's still fun to play
 darkcyril: @MrSarkhan Har-POON!
mysteenova157: I played Eternal Sonata back in the day only jRPG I think I've experienced
 Gekyouryuu: No, Drakengard 3 leads to Drakengard 1. Drakengard 1 leads to Nier.
 jacqui_lantern234: @EmmaPartlow 😭 cmon remaster, announce a date
 GazzyInferno: everything yoko taro has a hand in is canon to the same universe. Everything. EVERYTHING.
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @mysteenova157 I'm so, so sorry.
 lady_olynder: It gets even more wild when you consider that the Nier raids in FFXIV are also canon to Nier
 BrowneePoints: speaking of Jrpgs. Kathleen you should try the Mario & Luigi series. the writing is VERY good
mysteenova157: Yeah it wasn't good
EmmaPartlow: @jacqui_lantern234 RIGHT!?!?
 ExachixKitsune: Yoko Taro needs to be stopped but only so he can get more unhinged
 couchboyj: Chrono Trigger narrowly beats Xenogears for best JRPG of all time only because of Xenogears rushed ending.
 PawssumFable: Legend of Dragoon story is great though. Watch a streamer play it though, do you don't have to do the tedious button mashing.
  NapalmSideburns: oops, you missed the one during the fade out, do it ALL again!
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: @hesterbyrde I have no idea what you are talking about. heheh ahem.
IncredibleFrown: the remake's worse honestly
 Izandai: @PawssumFable *sucks teeth*
 Gascitygaming: Also, play the super mario RPG remake!!!
dredshift: GBA CoM is better than the PS2 version
 Pteraspidomorphi: I vaguely recall hearing Xenogears was so ambitious they ran out of money before they were done
 Kidror: Re:CoM is so much worse than the GBA version
 aitsu100: Re:chain has better combat yeah
 PawssumFable: Have you tried it in the past 5 years?
 Izandai: @dredshift 100 emoji
 TriChronos: I really wished Yoko Taro and that director actually went on that van trip to sell more of the Nier Remake
ztghostie: "what if we shoehorn a card combat system into an action JRPG  "
 jacqui_lantern234: @couchboyj Chrono Trigger is a weird way to spell "Suikoden 2" 
 BrowneePoints: @pawssumfable we watched Matt stream it less than 7 months ago. it’s baaaaaaaaad
 Izandai: ^
 PawssumFable: What?
 Kidror: Jordynne: Opinion of Ruler of the Skies
 fiftymcnasty: CoM mechanic is interesting, not good
 Kajamakuji: @Pteraspidomorphi Well there was that and FF8 started pulling resources from other departments because it was having trouble. It also effected Chrono Cross. Yet another reason Im still miffed at 8
 glitched_goddess: The World Ends With You has some amazing mechanics
ztghostie: I still sometimes wonder if I'm still stuck in the RUler of the Sky boss battle
 GhostValv: D:
 jacqui_lantern234: D:
EmmaPartlow: Skies of Arcadia also slapped because AIR PIRATES
Spritz_T: Have to stick in a good word for Mother 3 and Skies of Arcadia
 Kidror: We can't be doing this, I'm already in the middle of playing KH on PC in its entirety, you can't make me want to also replay TWEWY
 ThirdGames: I was afraid to go hard on that game, I didn't want to fuck up my touchscreen
 Jigokuro: Huh, I didn't claw that at all, and 100%d it.
 GazzyInferno: I liked how NEO TWEWY adjusted the mechanics to not make my hands into mush
 LadyLockwood92: Bring back Skies of Arcadia, oh my god
ztghostie: @Kidror Wait until you get to Dream Drop Distance 
 tsp397: Fantastic game
 incslayer: @LadyLockwood92 agreed SO MUCH
LijahHart: Neo TWEWY on the switch was really great too
 Kidror: It works but it's pretty awkward
dredshift: The Switch version is just the phone port
 tsp397: I really need to play Neo
ztghostie: I DO
 BrowneePoints: but yeah, if you really like JRPG’s, I highly recommend the first 4 Mario & Luigi Games. even paper jam is pretty decent
 Nigouki: Speaking of DS: Radiant Historia. I absolutely loved it, especially the art style of the original. ....and then the remake took away the art style 
 Kidror: @ztghostie I love that game more than I should
IncredibleFrown: i miss the original combat but final miz is still pretty good
ztghostie: Wonderful 101?
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Best named Nintendo console of all time.
 Malkmaven1176: Congrats on hitting the cap!
dredshift: It's actually better to play with just the touch screen
 IaCthulhuFthagn: They really called it that.
 AragornKeuken: I played Yoshi's Wooly World on my Wii U this week. Great game.
Duffadash: Affordable Space Adventures!
 darkcyril: Nintendo - great for inventing gimmicks for their systems and then not using them.
 Simonark: I’ll second Wonderful 101
 PMAvers: I miss the map on the WiiU controller all the time when I'm playing later Splatoon games.
Thandres: its so good
 Eklinaar: Metroid Blast was great on the Wii U
 NoxStryx: The World Ends With You
 Irsaan: Gonna sneak in a nap so I can be up for the finale since it takes place while I'm normally asleep due to 3rd shift shenanigans. Catch y'all soon!
 PharaohBender27: Oh right, the game that Kathleen did as a PiF in 2020
 lady_olynder: I should replay tokyo mirage sessions...
  TXC2: a game Kathleen has played on stream
 Diabore: mario party was also gas on the wii u, i still go rewatch the lrr stream sometimes
voren_chalco: Nintendoland's 1v4 minigames are the best couch multiplayer and I wiill die on this hill
 CelticGeek: LEGO Undercover was good on the WiiU
 Irsaan: 
RedNightmare7: James realized he was redundant for this RPG fans discussion
 Izandai: 
RedNightmare7: Just chilling now 
 jokerzgrave: Good morning to all
 glitched_goddess: Tokyo mirage sessions gave me whiplash lol almost as weird as a combo as Pokemon Conquest
  TXC2: hello jokerzgrave  welcome
 Jean_Jacques_EB: YES
 darkcyril: Shadowhearts!
 bytecaster: You can make Marth fist bump? I should play this
 GazzyInferno: weird that they've done "characters that have a fire emblem character as a stand" as a game concept twice now
 darkcyril: YES!
 GhostValv: 
 lightfut: Heck yeah
 momalyd: Koudleka!!!!!!
 lightfut: Covenant
rozodru: omg ShadowHearts is so good!
 chubbyvboii: so Goodddd!!!
 FrostyKaze: shadowhearts from the new world is fuckin WILD
 Jean_Jacques_EB: The sequel to Kou delka!
 Riandisa: Shadow Hearts was so good
 couchboyj: Both Shadow Hearts were great!
 itmightbemikey: Shadowhearts: Covenant is one of my fav RPGs of all time
 lightfut: What a crazy mythos
 BrowneePoints: Ben also talked about it on let’s nope a couple weeks ago
 NoxStryx: Didnt play it, remember it
 Brozard: I stand by one of the best two screen games is 999
 Jean_Jacques_EB: played Koudelka, SH, SH2 and SH3!
 Kajamakuji: Which one was Shadowhearts, was that the one where you play with your time traveling mom?
 rxpalindrome: Shadowhearts and covenant were amazing. I want more games where you transform into demons!
 Riandisa: I'm so sad that the spiritual successor kickstarter for it is struggling to find a publisher
 incslayer: shadow hearts was one of those games i wanted to play but never had the chance to when it was "relevant"
 itmightbemikey: @couchboyj (there were three, and a prequel Kouldelka)
 darkcyril: 1 was great. Covenant elevated the series. 3 we don't talk about.
 goatprince: but did you play the first one, Koudelka?
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Chat, I need to go cook food, but I can't bear taking the five seconds it takes to switch watching the stream over to mobile... send help.
 djalternative: James, what's the weather forecast for today?
 Scy_Anide: Shadow Hearts is a rhythm game too (just for the combat)
 RandomTrivia: Resident Evil is definitely at least medium anime bs
 Earthenone: so like parasyte eve?
 gibbousm: what game?
 jacqui_lantern234: but Resident Evil is ALREADY super anime
 FrostyKaze: @darkcyril is 3 "from the new world"?
 darkcyril: @FrostyKaze Yes.
 BigDaddyBland87: I learned a lot about Koudelka/Shadowhearts from Majjular
 aria1027: what is the pizza count, I missed it
 NoxStryx: Lets cafe?
 ExachixKitsune: Cafe Nope
 LadyLockwood92: Jordynne lookin' super cute btw~
 Angreed66: @IaCthulhuFthagn VODs will exist food is important
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Let's Cafe!
 KaleidoscopeMind: rhythm nope is solid
 micalovits: Cafe Nope is good
ztghostie: Nope Cafe
 ThirdGames: Rhythm? Nope!
 RandomTrivia: We already get the occasional Watch+Cafe, crossovers are great
  TXC2: I think Lets Cafe is just this show 
dredshift: Let's Rhythym, Nope!
 IaCthulhuFthagn: "Rhythm: NOPE!"
 jacqui_lantern234: @LadyLockwood92 literally all the time, tbh
 Izandai: @IaCthulhuFthagn Keep the stream live on your computer until it comes up on your phone?
 Shaneusm: @aria1027 Countdown till Pizza party
 TacitusVigil: Watch + Nope
  TXC2: !subathon
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 FrostyKaze: @darkcyril Ah ok thank you. I can see why
 baltimore_667083: tonight’s forecast: dark
 Radjack: Cloudy with a chance of Pizza? Awesome.
 PMAvers: Forecast of Raining Water Balloons in James' Immediate Area
 rocketjohn: the weather forecast is heavy chance of water baloons
 TacitusVigil: Beejs Eats the Entire Pizza?
 LadyLockwood92: @jacqui_lantern234 true true
 Alness49: And if we don't hit the Pizza Party, LRR unionizes!
Tzimisce_Joe: Lol
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 shadowmaster132: I spent like a year saving up for a game boy
 momalyd: I sold my bass guitar for my ps1
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/EnchantingEsteemedCamelTTours-XZWWArUV50jUFx43
  Simriel: 64 slices of American cheese?
ztghostie: oh yeah
 Gekyouryuu: I got my first N64 as a birthday gift or something, I forget what, but then I got the Hey You Pikachu N64 bundle with the console that had Pikachu on it as a gift for graduating elementary school
RedNightmare7: Banjo-Kazooie was ours. Still freaking love that game
Tzimisce_Joe: My first game was Mario 3
 TacitusVigil: Dash Rendar!
IncredibleFrown: mine was star fox i think
 shadowmaster132: and then I coudn't get many games for it because my parents didn't get why I liked it
 Simonark: That was my first console I bought too. Once my better half and I got our first apartment, they were really confused it hadn’t occurred to do so earlier. So many consoles since.
 elysium_21: My first one was starcraft
 Gekyouryuu: oh, Heather's birthday is in October? fellow October kid, high five.
EmmaPartlow: Mine was Pokemon Stadium
ztghostie: My families first game was Mario Kart 64 and Snowboard Kids
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 RandomTrivia:  
 jacqui_lantern234: my first N64 games were Mario 64 and Pokemon Stadium 2. the issue is that i had no friends and wanted to play the minigames
 Shaneusm: Deck of cards to pizza
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: that’s my third Ten-Bomb of the week!
 bytecaster: What a cool dentist
 KaleidoscopeMind: my dentist had a n64. my sibs and i played so much pokemon snap there
 Izandai: My dentist as a kid had a SNES running DKC.
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: my orthodontist had a few N64s in the waiting room
 ExachixKitsune: Spyro my beloved 
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mysteenova157: First game I remember was Duck Hunt but that was NES
LijahHart: Spyro taught me about motion sickness
 Tweygoh: first two games I played were Spyro 3 and Medievil
 Earthenone: !card debt to the deathless
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 Nigouki: university books are a scam anyway
 L0rdX33n: first console was a gameboy
Tzimisce_Joe: @mysteenova157 yes I had duckhunt too
 ExachixKitsune: Spyro 3 was the first game I properly 100%ed
 L0rdX33n: i loved it very much
 RockPusher: I still have my uni textbooks
 FrostyKaze: The first gaming-related thing I got was the Gameboy Colour with Pokemon Yellow
 momalyd: Spyro with floating point graphics correction on emulation is so good.
 RockPusher: because I am a book hoarder
 jacqui_lantern234: @L0rdX33n i love YOU very much!!! 
 GhostValv: 
 Izandai: 
 Riandisa: @LijahHart That was the second game I found myself motion sick to. First being Descent
 BigDaddyBland87: @Nigouki yea I found an online site where people sold used textbooks. Saved a ton of money that way
mysteenova157: First hand held I bought was Game Boy Advanced and Pokemon Leaf Green was the first game I got for it
 RockPusher:   
thejester5411: Riptor's Rage??
 KaleidoscopeMind: i mean they might kinda care if you know all the good hangout spots
 TehAmelie: the way i hear, textbooks are "multiple" scams, from professors publishing their own book at a huge markup to the printer and the store giving huge markups
 PharaohBender27: 
  TXC2: despite living in the same town all my life, I haven't met anyone I went to school with in 15 years 
ztghostie: 
 Izandai: 
 NotCainNorAbel: this is why I went to school across the state where no one else from my HS went.
 ArrestedHouse:  󠀀
RedNightmare7: Huh
 RockPusher: How do you feel about some of the old cartoon stuff Kathleen?
RedNightmare7: Never considered that
 GhostValv: well aggooded
 Izandai: 
 goatprince: for more details on these origin stories, go watch the 20th anniversary retrospective podcast series
  TXC2: ^
 aussie_rob_w: I'm technically on facebook but I don't use it anymore myself either.
 mrverbal: I am still friends with some people I was in kindergarten with
 Pteraspidomorphi: TXC2: Likewise. There were some people in high school I genuinely thought I was good friends with and would have liked to stay friends with, but I never saw any of them again
 Gekyouryuu: I'm "on" facebook in that I need to use messenger as a way to keep in touch with a couple groups, but I otherwise never even go on the site
 fhorrigan: Low five Kathleen. Child abandonment childhoods rock.
 glitched_goddess: pretty sure everyone I went to high school with thinks I’m dead lol
 BigDaddyBland87: I have a few immediate friends from HS I still hang out with...less so as time goes on. Most of the rest, I never see anymore and thats ok with me
 aussie_rob_w: oh, I use instagram and messenger.
 KaleidoscopeMind: lots of parents
 bytecaster: I was against facebook when it came out and I have been vindicated
 shadowmaster132: Facebook messenger is where my group chats are 
 jacqui_lantern234: @fhorrigan except me
 jessieimproved: I have school aged kids and there is information I can only get from Facebook, and that sucks
 hesterbyrde: I'm in a discord with some of my high school crew but we are literally on opposite sides of the country from each other.
 Eklinaar: Everyone I went to high school with can go F themselves
frankieh: Low five Kathleen
 Gekyouryuu: and I've never kept in touch with anyone I knew in High School except for one time I ran into someone at random for like 5 minutes
 Lord_Hosk: ohhh yeah, mom groups and playdates are HUUUUUGE on facebook its horrible
 stippledotter: Oof you're probably healthier for not being in the parent groups
 fhorrigan: @jacqui_lantern234 I was not being serious. It's awful.
Peacememories: my view is that the things that are only going on on corporate media are probably worth missing out on...
 RockPusher: There are tradeoffs to not Facebooking, but I think it will work out long-term
 Earthenone: i assume in a few years you not being on facebook will be good for her social life, so it will all even out
 jacqui_lantern234: though to be fair, i was abandoned about 50% of the time
 NoxStryx: Facebook used to be so useful when i was in college to find and continue talking with people i met randomly on campus
 Mangledpixel: I deleted my FB account, but my Spotify account was linked to it - this caused my Spotify to change my name to an unreadable garbled mess, and the gender field to blank
 jacqui_lantern234: that was the good half, tbh
 Izandai: @Mangledpixel That's kind of awesome.
 Nigouki: they were forced by the EU i believe
 accountmadeforants: That used to be the case
 ClockTamer: I’m not on Facebook and it 100% keeps me out of the loop of ALOT of local table top communities
 RandomTrivia: 
mysteenova157: I've been off Facebook for years now. Been much happier
 definenull: Wow
 Genie_M: EU said them they can't do that
 Earthenone: @Mangledpixel sounds like life goals 
 42MiLLyWays: very wild!
 fhorrigan: I use Messenger, but got rid of Facebook
 TacitusVigil: They used to, they split them up.
 incslayer: no it just forces you to have a AN facebook account but you dont need to use the facebook app thanks to the EU
 NoxStryx: @mangledpixel sounds like a upgrade
 jacqui_lantern234: @Mangledpixel that rules
 Pteraspidomorphi: They probably track you either way, so they'd rather keep you happy
 jessieimproved: I also have Messenger but not Facebook on my phone.  I only check Facebook on my computer.
 BigDaddyBland87: I have FB only to keep tabs with family
 RandomTrivia: I assume they're just training LLMs on it at this point but such is life
RedNightmare7: You're welcome
 aussie_rob_w: Thanks EU! 
Tzimisce_Joe: I use messenger for family but yes
 shadowmaster132: I put facebook on my phone for Buy Nothing groups after not logging in for years
 Genie_M: You're welcome 😁
 TacitusVigil: Yes, "good"
 bytecaster: I miss when I computers brought me joy
 Nigouki: Also thanks EU for universal USB-C connectors instead of proprietary ones
 Izandai: Seize the means of communication! Or something.
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 fhorrigan: My favourite part is the personal info out there. Infosec is a fantasy.
  TXC2: yeap these time sure do inspire me....to set things on fire
 Pteraspidomorphi: Most of the EU is held hostage by Meta's WhatsApp for comms
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 krfsm: I have distant relatives on the other side of the pond I'm tempted to get Facebook to keep in touch with on the level "christmas card/find out if someone died" level
 jjcard: Cake is from where I grew up
  TXC2: Pteraspidomorphi  the fact that politicians use whatsapp should be ringing alarm bell 
 NoxStryx: It's like the song "breakfast at tiffany's" but with cake
 accountmadeforants: @Pteraspidomorphi Yuuup, most of my family and my neighborhood group chat are on there, so I can't escape it
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 ArrestedHouse: 
 definenull: Oh....
trilemma85: 
 jessieimproved: learn to buck. up.
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 jumping_point: Oh they were so sneaky. xD
 Izandai: That's hilarious.
 Izandai: 
 RockPusher: 
 Pteraspidomorphi: accountmadeforants: Sounds about right
rozodru: ugh every sunday morning my Mom would put on the phantom of the opera record every time she cleaned. I will forever associate cleaning with a deformed opera singer.
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 baskwalla: I used to skip swear words in songs when my kids were younger
 SnowBuddy18: my dad was just super blatant when he was skipping a sing because I was too young
 shadowmaster132: My older nibling is such a little rule follower it's adorable
 Pteraspidomorphi: Zuckerberg is pretty smart, he knows it's easier to just buy out competitors
RedNightmare7: I guess that's one way of realizing swearing isn't always appropriate
SandbaggerOne: In my house the car trip music was either Abba best of or Les Mis.
 shadowmaster132: Their younger sibling otoh is not
 RockPusher: Raging against the hypocrisy of the world
 bytecaster: Don't say that at school or on desert bus
 Izandai: 
 jacqui_lantern234: my first swear was telling my mom to "fuck off!"
 McArgh: 800
 accountmadeforants: @Pteraspidomorphi I'm still shocked they were allowed to buy Instagram.
 doormar: Sounds like Hamilton
 jacqui_lantern234: i was 5
 AragornKeuken: My parents were always clear that you should only swear at situations; not people
mysteenova157: My parents got us CD players so we could all listen to our own cds on car rides
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 RockPusher: That said - it's good to cultivate the impression you don't swear cause then you get very good reactions when you deploy an F-bomb
 RandomTrivia: BAHAHAHAHA
 Izandai: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 GhostValv: jhahahah
 definenull: Baby jordynne is amazing
 jacqui_lantern234: BAHAHAHA
 PharaohBender27: 
 RandomTrivia: Based smol Jordynne
 Gekyouryuu: I said a swear when I was 4, because I was FOUR and didn't know any better, and my biological father's immediate reaction to me repeating a word I HAD JUST HEARD HIM SAY was to drag me into the bathroom and use a bar of soap to was my mouth out.
 TehAmelie: i tried out swearing to express a strong emotion once when i was like 9 and mom got mad so then i became a writer
 BigDaddyBland87: @RockPusher That's what I do with my friends.
 jessieimproved: I've literally never heard my Dad swear.  My mom, a few times.
 ExachixKitsune: @Gekyouryuu well that's rude  sorry to hear that
 Decaped: ther'es a quote for the database
 LarkSachrosis: I think the worst word I've heard out of my dad's mouth is 'damn'
SandbaggerOne: My wife recently mentioned to her parents that when not around them I swear like a sailor.
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: Okay, so speaking of swearing, has anyone conducted any tests as to why Cameron can always deliver the perfect deliver of the word "FUCK" in any situation?
  TXC2: I think I could count on one hand the number of times my Mum has sworn 
 RandomTrivia: YIKES
 PharaohBender27: D:
 jacqui_lantern234: WHAT
 GhostValv: hand soup D:
 Izandai: wtf
 TehAmelie: Cameron is the  master
holo_raptor: yeah it's a deeply unpleasant sensation
 Riiiiiiis: what other soap would it be?
 rocketjohn: soap can look like cheese
 micalovits: I have bitten into a soap thinking it was white chocolate
  TXC2: Riiiiiiis  a bar of soap ?
 Trahas: @Riiiiiiis bar soap
  alexsteacy: YACK
 TacitusVigil: Yay, anti-cilantro buddies!
 jacqui_lantern234: fun fact: "The Cilantro Gene" makes it NOT taste like soap
 Izandai: 
 Izandai: Serves him right!
 Riiiiiiis: @TXC2 ahh ... I don't differentiate hand soap and liquid hand soap...
 krfsm: "this tastes like brake fluid." "no, I've tried brake fluid, this is worse."
 Izandai: 
 GazzyInferno: what.
 krfsm: immortal exchanges
 accountmadeforants: I mean, dog shampoo is probably fine
 shadowmaster132: Like many things my mum threatened us with it but never followed through
 Fanklok: I have some soap that smells just like froot loops
 RockPusher: Being "the good kid" means you can get away with some truly bad ideas
 Izandai: I think I got spanked exactly once.
 SnowBuddy18: "maybe what happened to me ISN'T the best way to raise my kids"
 GhostValv: yeah I'm glad that was fading away by then
 Herbert_Erpaderp: I was always threatened with chilli sauce.
 enbycephalopod: anyone else with long or curly hair use horse shampoo??
  TXC2: I used to smacked in the face 
 iPoding: hotwheels tracks leaves weird marks, can confirm
  TXC2: *to get
 Mangledpixel: between me and my sisters being born was around when smacking became less of a thing in the UK
 momalyd: Main and tail
  TXC2: !next
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 OtherEdgeworth: I got the belt from my dad once. *once*
 Eklinaar: @enbycephalopod I didn't but I grew up in the country and aaallllllllll the horse girls did.
 RandomTrivia: So  for that
 Fanklok: Using violence makes them stop the behaviour around you so the problem is solved
 hesterbyrde: I def got a wooden spoon but it was usually just to chase me out of the kitchen when I was being a nuisance and not really to hit and cause pain.
 rocketjohn: only 43 more things for pizza, let's get it done in 30mins friends
  TXC2: !subathon
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trilemma85: You are bringing an entire forklift into Studio A?
 fhorrigan: This was a good subathon folks, I really enjoyed this week and boy....needed it.
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: how is The Pork Belly doing?
 accountmadeforants: @enbycephalopod Not me, but a male friend of mine does and his (blonde, wavy) hair looks great, so uh, probably works alright.
  TXC2: fhorrigan  
 jokerzgrave: 43 slices to go
 AtrusOfMyst: Approaching Pizza Nexus
 Lord_Hosk: My mother broke so many wooden spoons on me.  I would laugh at her when she would hit me, so she would hit me harder and harder.  and then hit me more because "I" broke her spoon.
 RandomTrivia: Who is currently bad at golf?
 definenull: And not the "pizza party" in the negative sense
 jacqui_lantern234: @fhorrigan 
 Izandai: @Lord_Hosk 
 momalyd: Water Balloon assault party!!
 krfsm: 16800 bits if my mental math works out
 Gekyouryuu: and then tomorrow you get to come back exhausted and run a PPR
 TehAmelie: the pizza point break approaches
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 jacqui_lantern234: I FEEL ATTACKED
 jacqui_lantern234: i use main and tail
 RockPusher: 
 krfsm: my sister was horse smitten 'til she got horse bitten.
 malfnord: (h o n s e)
 Izandai: @krfsm 
  Sarah_Serinde: Hullo friends
  Sarah_Serinde: Heather your haircut looks great
 RandomTrivia: Hey there Sarah_Serinde!
 enbycephalopod: Funniest part is I freaking HATE horses
  TXC2: hello Sarah_Serinde
 TacitusVigil: Must Love Horses Club
 krfsm: (not a *serious* bite, but quite the nip apparently)
 Izandai: awwwwwww
 RockPusher: but what if… Jodhpurs…
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @krfsm "A Møøse once bit my sister"
 jacqui_lantern234: @Sarah_Serinde hai friend whomst i love AGGRESSIVELY 
  Simriel: Paul is pretty well adjusted right?
 accountmadeforants: @enbycephalopod That's a delightful image. But yeah, he's a vet who works with horses, and didn't like something in his human shampoo, so tried it out is the story, I believe.
 fhorrigan: The heavy oppositional side is so fun sometimes. No matter how reasonable the request my brain screams "How dare you, go fuck yourself"
 Gekyouryuu: "Unicorns? no, none of that. Horses only. no horns. young women aren't allowed to be horny."
 shadowmaster132: I was a huge saddle club girl but i don't think I ever really wanted to hang out with a horse
 Izandai: 
 definenull: Horse archery!
 micalovits: Good choice
 krfsm: @IaCthulhuFthagn I've seen their teeth, I would not want anyone I like to get bit by a moose
 jacqui_lantern234:  i love you jordynne
  alexsteacy: Okay we know who's leading the LRR cavalry charge now
 Pteraspidomorphi: 
 ExachixKitsune: gosh I wish I still did archery and I'd totally try to do horseback archery
 PsychoI3oy: alexsteacy, are you armored cav, then?
 malfnord: Come for the Mongol cosplay, leave for the 1%ers
 jacqui_lantern234: my ex WAS a horse girl. now hes a well adjusted man
 Gekyouryuu: "You want to be Moguls, I want to be a Mongol."
 RockPusher: oh, 'mornin' Sarah_Serinde
 hvhTim: 1000 50 what cars have you previously owned through your life?
  alexsteacy: I'm NBC warfare and morale XD
 jokerzgrave: Laughs in trauma. I was told to get on my knees next to an anthill and not move an inch by my gma. A trip to the emergency room and plenty of bug bites later memories were made.
 krfsm: wife's last name has a "von und zu" suffix
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @ExachixKitsune How about the flying cavalry?
  Sarah_Serinde: Evening RockPusher 
 jacqui_lantern234: dude got a MASSIVE glowup with his T shots
 GazzyInferno: ah
 Eklinaar: Not a girl but I grew up with horses, there were so many horse girls and horse girl parents
 jumping_point: xD Brilliant idea, Alex! Jordynne in armour on a horse leading the charge is a very cool image in my head right now!
  alexsteacy: Awkwarrrd
 enbycephalopod: @psychoi3oy he strikes me as a combat engineer
 Simonark: Being given a bow and several rich people at once, that seems… hard to resist.
 Brozard: Well, we know a place in BC that does (did?) horse archery
 ExachixKitsune: @IaCthulhuFthagn  : if I could find a pegasus....
 RockPusher: Sarah_Serinde I mean, it's approaching 3am so either works 
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Cptasparagus: I do biomedical research in partnership with an equine focused veterinary hospital and I found out where all of the horse women ended up. It's a world of its own.
  alexsteacy: Stop fhorsing her
 PharaohBender27: @Brozard Glad someone else also remembered that Road Quest moment
 NeoOfTheDark: "I want to shoot a bow and cut down orcs from horseback, you just want to own a horse. We are not the same."
 krfsm: (I've visited the place von und zu'd, the noble family ancestral manor is an old folks home nowadays, appropriately enough)
  Sarah_Serinde: @RockPusher Haha fair enough, I guess morning works for both of us
 ArcticAtlantic: if anything she sucked way more in the return
 AragornKeuken: Rory is the pinacle of character regression
 Lord_Hosk: The Return SUUUUCKed
Seru: what is the pizza counter?
 shadowmaster132: Jordynne I believe you are better than Rory
 TitanicBark68: 100 100 100 100 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1
 AtrusOfMyst: You got to hang out with Sam Winchester from Supernatural in the Gilmore-verse
 jacqui_lantern234: @shadowmaster132 if anything, IM the Rory 
  alexsteacy: Cori teaches Jordynne archery lets gooo
 jumping_point: what?! oof.
 iPoding: sweet, i got the anxiety
 Gekyouryuu: I worry I've done both
 GhostValv: oh...
 RandomTrivia: oh no
 GhostValv: that explains thing
  alexsteacy: 
 ProcyonFlynn: #PersonallyAttacked
 jacqui_lantern234: @alexsteacy fun fact: i ALSO know archery. i was taught by a REAL ACTUAL MARSHAL
 SnowBuddy18: that explains everything
 Wolfstrike_NL: Alex is at least LRR's champion axe thrower.
 malfnord: I'm pretty sure I did both but sure
 shadowmaster132: Alexis Bledel was in Tuck Everlasting though which was good
  Sarah: They've hit the cap of the subathon, so now subs and bits go towards a pizza party
 42MiLLyWays: yes!
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 AragornKeuken: Emily is the best part of the return
 ArcticAtlantic: I think I would describe original Rory as immature, but in the return just *super* entitled
  TXC2: UrbanSamurai_22  
 Lord_Hosk: Rory and Logan were perfect for each other, Logan was like "I support your dreams and I will wait for you while you pursue your dreams"  and then he was just GONE
 42MiLLyWays: Emily had real growth in that!
 Jigokuro: Hey, I didn- wait I did develop anxiety I just got lucky that medical permanently cured it years ago.
 enbycephalopod: best thing I bought at a ren faire was a mongolian style bow
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superdude097: 100 Guess who just turned on their coffee machine and walked away without putting a cup to catch the coffee!
  TXC2: rocketjohn  
 Diabore: PIZZA
 RandomTrivia:   
  TXC2: PIZZA GET !
 RandomTrivia: PIZZA TIME!
 PharaohBender27:  !
 malfnord: And RockPusher in with the snipe again.
 BrowneePoints: well I was away from my phone and cooking but Jordynne just supplexed me through the floor with the Gifted Anxiety pipeline comment
 IncredibleFrown: oh, ty
 jumping_point: Holy moly RockPusher!
 the_phantom_game_player: I cream!
Tzimisce_Joe: Nice!
 TheAinMAP:   
 RandomTrivia:  SOON
 PharaohBender27: @superdude097 D:
 ArrestedHouse: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Gotta hit the "throw water balloons at James" goal after this 
 ArcticAtlantic: 200 alright time to get that ice cream!
 Laogeodritt: Rewaching Gilmore Girls in adulthood was a real ride. Going from admiring Rory as a gifted kid myself, to really getting to analyse her character (faults and all) and the trauma and qualities of characters I didn't like as a kid...
 hypperstar2280: Lunch secured!
Stanley L: @Seru its a countdown to another goal. if it hits zero they have a pizza party. then a new goal of ice cream, and if they hit that its getting to throw water balloons at James.
 KaleidoscopeMind: 
 Viewers_Like_You: Hooray, LRR get to eat today!
  TXC2: a haha
BrookJustBones: will Serge 1v1 a treatza-pizza
 Gekyouryuu: is the third timer just a wet version of the James emote?
 BigDaddyBland87: time for icream!
 micalovits: Can we change the order of ice cream and water balloon?
 Therberus: Just desert bus
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 fhorrigan: Ice cream is delicious gut poison
 momalyd: The Pizza Bus is coming!!!!
  TXC2: JollyGee29  
 Didero: It's your own fault for having good ideas, Heather
 jacqui_lantern234: *I* need him to get pelted
 PawssumFable: I need someone to get water ballooned
 TehAmelie: rip the chat
 bytecaster: Serge 1v1 Pizza Final Destination?
 djalternative: James, who's currently bad at golf? I lost track
 RandomTrivia: Hot damn
superdude097: @PharaohBender27 The worst part is that it's not the first time it's happened
 TheAinMAP:   
 ProcyonFlynn: Serge can certainly >try< to 1v1
 PawssumFable: It's not about James, I just need to see it happen to SOMEONE
 BigDaddyBland87: goal for next year: get a dunk tank
 BrowneePoints: speaking of dramas growing up, I was a closeted queer boi and was WAY too into Charmed as a tween
 jchinnock: nothing is stopping yall from pelting water balloons just off camera
 Diabore: am i hearing dunk tank next year?
 PsychoI3oy: ironic
 lady_olynder: Dunk Tank bit for Live prerecord?
 accountmadeforants: If Serge soloes the pizza, the pizza definitely needs a healthbar
Seru: ah, we're into the ice creams now :D
 accountmadeforants: And for the second phase, another pizza comes in
 ArcticAtlantic: did she cheat on Logan?
 Statist42: right... the golf thing. had not seen it at all the whole week
 Earthenone: logan was trash, but yeah perfect for lorelai
 NotCainNorAbel: wait, we are not going to pelt James with pizza, then icecream, and then balloons?
 L0rdX33n: i have donated .2% of the subs. i can feel good about that
rogerivany: @NotCainNorAbel Seems like a missed opportunity doesn't it.  
 Simonark: Rory’s ideal partner was the ghost of Lenny Bruce from Mrs. Maisel, but that’s a niche view.
 enbycephalopod: @notcainnorabel no the water balloons are filled with milkshake
 jacqui_lantern234: @BrowneePoints when i came out as trans, my 2 best friends from elementary (both sisters) told me they had a bet on *WHEN* i would come out. WHEN!!!! NOT IF!!!!
 ArrestedHouse: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Everyone should feel good about their contributions, even if those contributions are just watching, chatting, or spreading the word 
 RockPusher: ^
 L0rdX33n: Fallout has destroyed my sleep schedule, I just wanted to be there for Beej
 cookiebeard: my controversial gilmore girl opinion is that digger was the best boyfriend for loreli and i will die on this hill
 AtrusOfMyst: "No Cellphones!"
 Eklinaar: How many bits to get an extra 4 hours of Gilmore Girls Talk
 L0rdX33n: but soon I can catch up on sleep
 Morrigan9: sin city?
 incslayer: sin city?
 Earthenone: evey generation has a goth girl
 PawssumFable: Kathleen: When is the detective EVER writing back instead of pounding whiskey and breaking rules? 
 42MiLLyWays: Amber Tamblyn
 Laurence72: Elvira?
 BrowneePoints: @jacqui_lantern234 i told the story at her Celebration of Life but when i told my Mom “I have to tell you something” she said “I know” and I replied “you knew I was Bi?” and she replied “I THOUGHT YOU WERE GAY!”
wildoneizzy: Amber Tamblyn
 kodalith: Amber Tamlyn I think
 TheMerricat: So chat, it might have occured while I was downstairs, but did they discuss at all if Gilmore Girls actually _meant_ to make Rory horrible or if it just occurred naturally? I felt like listening to people talk about in back in the day the show never actually behaved as if she was doing anything wrong.
 Zu_o: Amber Tamblyn is goth? what?
 Izandai: @BrowneePoints 
 jokerzgrave: Rewatching gilmore girls as an adult, I could not tolerate lorelais relationship with Luke, it seemed lorelai needed to grow up and luke was too good for her. Anyone else feel the same
 BrowneePoints: don’t even get me started on fat phobia in media
 PawssumFable: I'm joking but also yes please
 BrowneePoints: it’s LITERALLY my job to destigmatize Fatness in public perception and it’s TIRING
 fhorrigan: Homer Simpson is the fattest man in the room at 239 pounds and too fat for clothes at 300. As an adult, what a laugh.
 jacqui_lantern234: @Izandai 1st, thats an awesome story. 2nd, my classmate won $10 from her little sister. i got 5 of it
 shadowmaster132: the book of sisterhood of the travelling pants only came out four years before the movie??
  Simriel: I wonder if we will hit Dilly'ed Bars
 Izandai: @jacqui_lantern234 
 PawssumFable: I do need some new books
 jacqui_lantern234: ive been literally given money for being trans
 Laogeodritt: @TheMerricat It was very much told from her POV in a lot of cases. You got the undertone that the Dean situation was very wrong and that she handled the fallout with her mother poorly but...
  TXC2: fhorrigan  even at the time that was off base 
  adi_pie: Ah, me. Can't write a report in a week, but I can sure finish six in the last 12 hours before a deadline lol
 L0rdX33n: i recently binged all of Sherlock Holmes
 fhorrigan: That's what I meant. Like, how offbase were those numbers
 TehAmelie: also writing noiry description with run on sentences and grimy metaphors dripping over them like dirty rain is super fun
 jacqui_lantern234: LOVE my Egg-Breaking story
 42MiLLyWays: so cute!
 Izandai: d'awww
 Laogeodritt: @TheMerricat I feel like shifting discourse over time and the Four Seasons special shifted her portrayal and the discourse a fair bit.
 jacqui_lantern234: *THATS* cute
Seru: surely we will :D
Seru: people are way too generous <3
 L0rdX33n: sorry, Kathleen, what was the book recommendation?
 PharaohBender27: 
 Kidror: Sorry I wasn't looking I got distracted by the Oathkeeper tattoo
 SnowBuddy18: love that cheese
 jacqui_lantern234: 😭 MY HEART
 stippledotter: I read Raymond Chandler in my 1900s American fiction class in college, and it was one of my fave things to read. Recommended him to lots of folks at my library
 stippledotter: Awwwwwwww
 AtrusOfMyst: Amazing
  TXC2: fhorrigan  very insular world Hollywood 
 Williams4jesus: I missed this, but what increases the ice cream count?
 Izandai: @Williams4jesus Subs and bits.
 stippledotter: @williams4jesus subs and bits
 SnowBuddy18: @Williams4jesus subs, bits, same rate as the timer
 Earthenone: ever sub or 400 bits reduces icecream count
  Sarah_Serinde: @Williams4jesus Subs and bits, we've hit the cap so they go towards this instead
  TXC2: !subathon
  LRRbot: The Sub-a-Thon cap has been reached! Additional Twitch subs and bits (in increments of 400) will contribute towards stretch goals: 250 subs for a Pizza Party, 500 subs for Ice Cream, and 750 subs for "The Water Balloon Massacre". Youtube contributions unfortunately do not count, but are nevertheless appreciated!
 jacqui_lantern234: LMFAO HOLY FUCK
 ArrestedHouse:  󠀀
 TheMerricat: @Laogeodritt Thanks!
 shadowmaster132: That's so funny as a take
 TheMerricat: @L0rdX33n I missed the book but I'm fairly certain she was talking about Raymond Chandler's works.
 CrossXhunteR: if the left one has to go, i think you'll be all right
 stippledotter: They currently have to throw 238 dilly bars at James
 Izandai: 
 snowewolf: Dr we have to Remove your Left  Butt cheek
 lightfut: I'll take one Edward Elric, please
 gluonquark: tomorrow BLB-PPR!!!!
 jacqui_lantern234: when my grandma told me she was diagnosed with ovarian cancer, i paused before saying "i should go to the bathroom to check myself, eh?"
 jacqui_lantern234: i dont have cancer
 j_crane330: Now I want a dilly bar 
 jvetting83: LA Noire
 stippledotter: Chandler's The Big Sleep was excellent
 djalternative: remember, 1940's LA is going to reak of ciggarettes
 L0rdX33n: added to audible queue
 shadowmaster132: Sometimes I see 40s fashion and hae some sort of nostalgia for a time i've never been part of
 Gekyouryuu: 1940s LA has sadly been replaced by several other LAs in sequence
 Therberus: You get 10k for the first finger you chop off, and 10x that amount per extra finger. How many do you cut off?
  TXC2: djalternative  you could probably taste the smoke in the air 
 Simonark: The best mystery writers of the period aren’t in it for the mysteries. Chandler’s all about mood, Rex Stout is all about spending time with his cast of characters.
 shadowmaster132: I read the book. The writing style is interesting and the book is pretty good actually
 L0rdX33n: i could lose both pinkies and left ring
 krfsm: Jordynne, look up "The Bloody White Baron" by James Palmer. it's a book about a *fascinating*  and *terrifying* guy who managed to become the last khan of Mongolia by invading it with cavalry during the Russian Civil War.
 TehAmelie: @Therberus 3 would be enough to lead a life of comfort. . .
 thatguysteve2709: @therberus 4
 shadowmaster132: Hot take Spare could have benefitted from a couple more years of therapy
 fhorrigan: I need my fingers for doing things like crafts!
 jjcard: I'm a programmer, so kinda need all my fingers to type fast
 PawssumFable: The the smallest fingers on my left hand for $1M? Fuckin done.
 L0rdX33n: The only thing I know about Raymond Chandler is his response to writer’s block: Have a man with a gun burst into the room.
 itmightbemikey: RuPaul sucks for many reasons
 stippledotter: @shadowmaster132 this is also my hot take oof
 jacqui_lantern234: but yeah, my grandma died after recovering from ovarian cancer and her ex-husband died of breast cancer. now i gotta check basically everywhere religiously
 TacitusVigil: The problem I have with celebrity books is that I just assume they're all ghostwritten and meh.
 MomoNo9: I think it's safer not to.  They have good security.
 asthanius: I forgot Ru Paul was in But I'm A Cheerleader
 TehAmelie: @L0rdX33n i'll respond by a quote from a Chandler book i memorized: "He had a gun. I took it from him."
 L0rdX33n: lol
 PawssumFable: I loved But I'm a cheerleader
 Shaneusm: Woooo
  esherone: Current fucking fracking
 andreagustafson: That is a great movie
 BrowneePoints: I hate her music, but I love how uncomfortable chapel made Jimmy Fallon
 Shaneusm: Icecream countdown go!
 ArcticAtlantic: the song currently playing is delightful
 jacqui_lantern234: @ArcticAtlantic YOURE delightful 
Cptasparagus: Wait wtf he's Cory Bookers cousin?
 ckupf: Poker Face
 KV1NN4: Dial Town was a hell of a ride
 djalternative: "Do you think god hides in heaven because he too is afraid of what he created?"
 ArcticAtlantic: @jacqui_lantern234 daww 
 Gekyouryuu: I think my favorite way I've ever heard of saying if a woman is straight or gay is "Meat Eater or Vag-itarian."
 cookiebeard: first season good, second season meh
 shadowmaster132: Russian Doll was god the mystery show was something else
 Laogeodritt: Turns out the gay requires at lesat 50GB of disk space and her boot volume was already full.
 BlueMechanic: second season went a very different way and I fell off it
 shadowmaster132: *good
 TheWooglie: Poker Face was brilliant
 momalyd: The second season was good, they changed up the time travel
rogerivany: Not Poker Face?  It's filming season 2 now.
 djalternative: Any of you watching The Getaway?
 RockPusher: SNW is very good
 Viewers_Like_You: Heck yeah SNW
 CrossXhunteR: is star trek still on Crave?
 Krektogar: @rogerivany oh, that's great news
 jacqui_lantern234: hey chat!!! reminder that i STILL fuckin treasure you all  yall VERY MUCH bring an unreasonable amount of joy to my life
 Lord_Hosk: Season 2 of Strange New Worlds is THE BEST
 malfnord: Hoist the Jolly Roger?
 SnowBuddy18: Strange New Worlds is very good and I can't wait for season 3
 Niahlah: Anyone watching "The Bear" ?? seeing a lot of advert for it and would like info
 ThorSokar: I hear a truck in the distance.....
 TacitusVigil: Star Trek Prodigy is amazing.
 Angreed66: You can always follow in Ian's footsteps
 just__fitz: We had to get the paramount plus on amazon in order to watch Lower Decks
 Izandai: Watching things legally is deeply underrated.
 RockPusher: I need to get around to watching Prodigy S2
 bytecaster: Friggin' sell me an mp4
 shadowmaster132: When I watch legally in theory the people making might know that I want more
 jacqui_lantern234: TRU JORDYNNE
 stippledotter: And DVDs!
 micalovits: As a European, I have given up legally watching so many things...
 CrossXhunteR: i just have Prodigy season 2 to watch, and then i will have watched all of Star Trek in the past 3-4 years
 GrassVortex: that is the life in Europe as well. So random what service things are on, if any 
  Simriel: Second season got WEEEEIRD but not in a bad way
Kathryn Raven: second season of Russian doll was great
Kathryn Raven: yeah, weird and timey wimey
Saga: Trans people and RuPaul are not friends.
  Sarah_Serinde: Random US person: Yeah this is on Netflix. Me in Canada: IS it though?
 TacitusVigil: @RockPusher It's so good.
 Viewers_Like_You: "Just sign up for Scrumpl, they have $show for the next five days" - the experience
 Earthenone: !prime
  LRRbot: If you have Amazon Prime, you get one free Twitch sub per month to use on any channel you wish (it's hidden in the Subscribe button's popup, you need to click on the elevate your subcription button, and it does not autorenew). Any of those subs that make their way to LRR are greatly appreciated, but it's free money for any channel you choose to support!
 atlr: i thought the first season of Russian Doll ended in such a satisfying way that ehen a second season was made I decided to not watch it.
rogerivany: SNW is still free from CTV Sci-Fi for me James.
 gibbousm: Prime interface sucks so much
 Mangledpixel: it's deliberately complicated
  Sarah_Serinde: Yep
 PawssumFable: YES
 stippledotter: More like Amazon Slime
  Sarah_Serinde: And now you have to pay more or have ads all the time
 mister_nibbles: thats all on purpose lol
 LordZarano: There's a website that tells you what service shows are on for each country justwatch.com
 itmightbemikey: Prime's interface is the worst
 BrowneePoints: speaking of streaming TV they confirmed yesterday Jamie Lee Curtis won’t be in the second season of one piece due to scheduling conflict, which broke my heart
 BigDaddyBland87: yea prime video can go do one
 fhorrigan: Canadian AEW fan. Streaming SUCKS.
 PharaohBender27: Streaming has become the new cable
  esherone: remember to use your Amazon Prime sub gamers
 ArrestedHouse: plus Fallout was good
 goombalax: yeah we've been trying to watch survivor comprehensively for months
 djalternative: This is why JustWatch is bookmarked
 just__fitz: The only consistent stream I have now is Dropout
  TXC2: Streaming is not just cable 
  Sarah_Serinde: Relatable, Kathleen
 SnowBuddy18: mood
  TXC2: *now
Creature_Comforts subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 19 months!
 Creature_Comforts: It is good for giving money to streamers!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Creature_Comforts! (Today's storm count: 200)
 Laogeodritt: Amazon Prime *itself* is turning into cable television, with its multiple subscription sub-packages and all. Let alone the streaming ecosystem as a whole.
 Angreed66: @BrowneePoints Who did he play again?
 TheWooglie: @djalternative justwatch is so useful
 malsareus: that 0.5 makes a real difference
HaltBen2514: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time:  7:58 AM
 PantherTuer952: hi everyone, what's the plan for today
rogerivany: and it's still before 8am
Saga: Some individual Queens, not RuPual. He's a major wad when it comes to transwomen especially.
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: You stop yawning?
 RockPusher: TacitusVigil it's one of the things that got me to watch Fallout when I realised Ella Purnell was Gwyn
 PharaohBender27: 
 shadowmaster132: Netflix pasword sharing rules booted me off which is a bummer
  TXC2: hello PantherTuer952  welcome
  TXC2: !events
  LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/schedule for a Google Calendar version.
 RockPusher: This is a fun group 
 neisan2112: Yeah like I have AMC+ solely because it also get me Shudder, instead of just getting Shudder. Its odd
 PantherTuer952: @TXC2 thank you
 BrowneePoints: Speaking of the Netflix, one piece live action if you have not seen it I highly recommend it. It was a great time.
 mister_nibbles: oh god this song is so good
 Laogeodritt: probably definitely! =3
 TacitusVigil: @RockPusher I realized after the fact when I saw all the jokes online teasing the similarities in the characters.
 GrassVortex: I love these "just chatting" streams 
 RandomTrivia: The morning streams have been great, a chill hangout every day
 stippledotter: Also, your outfits today coordinate well with the room aesthetic
 RandomTrivia:   
 CrossXhunteR: i just noticed that 3 of you are wearing new balance
 Genie_M: Just chatting is a good time
 richard_ermen: Though I very much enjoyed the longer morning show last year as well, this was nice every day =)
 TacitusVigil: So, where is the best place to get a Philly cheesesteak in Vic? 
 micalovits: These just hanging out parts have been amazing 
 hedonistic_mushroom: LRR Morning Radio please
 Didero: The Streamer Mixup, where LRRfolk stream with people they don't normally stream with
 Lord_Hosk: Just Watch is kinda broken now, I think they got hit with some kind of lawsuit or got bought out. Stuff shows up on services that don't have it, and don't show up anywere when multiple services have it
  Simriel: I love the morning coffee streams yeah, they have had fantastic and interesting chat
 BrowneePoints: Kathleen missing just chatting with the Friendos
 SnowBuddy18: I'd like a third hour, but I also think 2 is better, the third hour could mean there's less to talk about
 Earthenone: jordynne at least wear Jordans 
 CrossXhunteR: i love my new balances
 just__fitz: As a Biomechanist, New Balance is good
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: This will be mentioned in your review, Jordynne.
 Viewers_Like_You: And for anyone who enjoys similar vibes on an ongoing basis, don't forget that James does Punch-a-Chunk thrice weekly over at James_LRR
 novrdd: 
kataanglover1 is gifting 13 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 30 in the channel!
kataanglover1 gifted a Tier 1 sub to eugenebwhitaker!
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 momalyd: They dont make new ballance for big feet. Booo!
 KaleidoscopeMind: honestly same (small selection)
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, kataanglover1! Welcome to eugenebwhitaker, PiGuy2000, insertcolorhere, towledyouso, BeardedBardiche, mick_myage, susucr, Oythebrave, nekobun, Gazthedungeonmaster, ZealousCrow, iamwavenotweb, and happyrailgun! (Today's storm count: 213)
 hvhTim: TRY HOKA SHOES
 Mewr11: I have super wide feet so NB extra wide is the only way my feet don't die
 Gekyouryuu: Jordynne's balance is retro, clearly 
 RandomTrivia:  
  TXC2: kataanglover1  
  Sarah_Serinde: Jordynne me tooooo
 hvhTim: As a mailman I swear by them for narrow feet
 krfsm: there's a simple solution to Jordynne's problem!
 happyrailgun: @kataanglover1 Thank you!
 nekobun: yooo thank'ee
 aussie_rob_w: 
 TacitusVigil: Same 
 Featherweight_: wah big feels
 Krektogar: no Jordynne, it's us that's parasocial with you
 RandomTrivia: THE CORRECT SHIP
 CrossXhunteR: kataang, a katara and aang ship
 TheWooglie: Bye
 PharaohBender27: 
 RockPusher: Thank you!
 fhorrigan: Parasocialism is rough line to tiptoe
 ExtraWubs: James has become the viewer
 MrSarkhan:   
 lady_olynder: Buttons!
 RockPusher:   
abslomdaak42: Bye!
 TheWooglie: 
 mweepigeon: bye!
 RandomTrivia:    
 hedonistic_mushroom: Bye!
 micalovits: See you later friends!
 Viewers_Like_You: Fare thee well
 ArrestedHouse: 
MikoKisai subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 85 months!
 xantos69: Chat says bye
 Ashmantle:   
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, MikoKisai! (Today's storm count: 214)
 ExachixKitsune: Thanks for the chattin!
 stippledotter: Bye y'all!
 GhostValv: have a nice day yall 
marmalade_pen: 
 hedonistic_mushroom:     
 Didero: Thanks for the fun stream segment!
 the_phantom_game_player: Good bye. It was fun
 ProcyonFlynn:  - have a good one, thanks for the coffee chat
 ExtraWubs:   
 apennamedquill: 
superdude097: Bye bye!
 ArcticAtlantic: woah, being parasocial with your own friends sounds wild
 PharaohBender27:   
Jayrod1220: 
 baltimore_667083:   
 RandomTrivia: Let's get the forklift fired up!
  TXC2: thanks for straming Jordynne and Heather And Kathleen and James
 Gekyouryuu: time for Four Klifts
 Lamebert1415: BYE 
 protojman: loving this
 Riandisa:   
 ArcticAtlantic: seeeee ya 
  TXC2: bye
 BlueChloroplast:      
  TXC2: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
 Mangledpixel: fork! fork! fork!
 RandomTrivia: Biiiiig stretch
 BrowneePoints: I’ve been living alone for the past months mostly isolated due to disability and EVERYTHING feels parasocial. it’s…odd
 Uzumaki15: Perfect song timing
 stippledotter: That music timing tho
 BlueChloroplast:  
 Didero: Oh right, the forklifts are happening now, how could I have forgotten?
 LadyLockwood92: Bye~
 incslayer: !finquote ian
 BrowneePoints: 7 months*
 incslayer: !findquote ian
  LRRbot: Quote #3700: "When Ian and Beej are left unsupervised in the moonbase, sometimes fire occurs." —Kathleen [2016-12-05]
  TXC2: !events
  LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/schedule for a Google Calendar version.
 RockPusher: !quote ian
  LRRbot: Quote #2035: "I like a good flasty pastry." —Ian [2016-03-04]
 Morrigan9: about what time was that pork done?
 PharaohBender27: !quote 7000
  LRRbot: Quote #7000: "Ian, never stop being Ian." —Kathleen [2020-06-17]
 stippledotter: Anyone know the name of this song?
 hedonistic_mushroom: Horner-Sensei    
 fhorrigan: @BrowneePoints I was working alone for a full year from everyone, just following what they were doing on social media. I know exactly James' feelings there.
 ArrestedHouse: 
 Mangledpixel: work it!
 GhostValv: 
 RockPusher: rock on Jordynne
 fhorrigan: Jordynne dangnce
 asthanius: absolutely eating it up
superdude097:   
 asthanius: 
HaltBen2514: James’ turn?
HaltBen2514: awww
 BrowneePoints: @fhorrigan I’ve basically become an hikikomori since my mom died and it sucks. I do not wish it on anyone
 Kidror: Wow Jordynne destroyed James in that dance off, it felt like he didn't even try
 asthanius: JADE
 PharaohBender27: Doggo!
 TehAmelie: me, momentarily terrified as i find out i have a "brand account" on youtube
 itmightbemikey: DOGGO
 lady_olynder: Doggo!
 RandomTrivia: HI JADE!
 Radjack: Doggo!
 baltimore_667083: jade!
 Wolfstrike_NL: Doogo!
  TXC2: DOGGO!
superdude097: PUPPY!
 NimrodXIV: Jade!
 stippledotter: DOG
 incslayer: DOGGO!
 RandomTrivia: 
 RockPusher: Jade 
 BlueChloroplast: Dogggo
 TheWooglie: 
 BrowneePoints: and I’m saying this AS a massive introvert @fhorrigan
 Risuchia: DOGGO
 stippledotter: 
 ElementalAlchemist: yay, I'm not late!
 Genasi_Gaming: did they make the cap?
 RockPusher:   
 TheWooglie: 
 incslayer: Jordynne do Karameldansen 
 PharaohBender27: 
 asthanius:  
 itmightbemikey: yeah, cap reached
 baltimore_667083: 
 GhostValv: 
  Simriel: This is going to be an extremely Ian segment isn't it
Unpronounceable: good doggo
  Sarah: Any segment with Ian in it is an extremely Ian segment :P
Seru: great dance, jordynne
  TXC2: Genasi_Gaming  yeap
 itmightbemikey: about 2 hours ago
  TXC2: !subathon
  LRRbot: The Sub-a-Thon cap has been reached! Additional Twitch subs and bits (in increments of 400) will contribute towards stretch goals: 250 subs for a Pizza Party, 500 subs for Ice Cream, and 750 subs for "The Water Balloon Massacre". Youtube contributions unfortunately do not count, but are nevertheless appreciated!
 CodeIndigo: @BrowneePoints I'm so sorry to hear this.
 stippledotter: Flossing is important!
 NekomimiNinja:   
 Lanthess: Does James have to buy 223 Dilly bars?
 Risuchia:   
 incslayer: no we are 223 from dilly bars
 Gascitygaming: @Lanthess It's counting down the subs until he buys dilly bars
 50keyz: 
  TXC2: Lanthess  no, it's counting down to ice cream
  TXC2: steady !
 PharaohBender27: @Lanthess No, there's just 223 minutes left to fund until ice cream party
 LadyLockwood92: I may or may not also be getting pizza~
  TXC2: hold
 50keyz: wait - did we hit cap?
  TXC2: here we GO!
 Mangledpixel: squeeeeeky door
 Gascitygaming: Then after that another 250 until water balooning James
 RockPusher: Gathered humans, start your engines!!!
HaltBen2514: losing a parent fucking sucks. remember to be kind to yourself @browneepoints :
  TXC2: 50keyz  yeap
 ElementalAlchemist: Hello, forklift!
 Viewers_Like_You: spooky door noise
 thedatatap:    
 hedonistic_mushroom:  
  TXC2: Hello Ian
 BigDaddyBland87:  This is the song written for this segment. Let's have some fun with Ian and friends. HE TRIIIIED TO KILL ME WITH A FORKLIIIIIIIFT!!! 
 Didero: Hello Ian!
 Gascitygaming: about 6Am PST cap was hit!
 ElementalAlchemist: Hi Ian ^_^
marmalade_pen: hey it's the room tone guy
 TheAinMAP:    
 50keyz: @TXC2 YAY!
 Durugai: a LRRster
 RockPusher: Elevate!
 hedonistic_mushroom: Horner-Sensei    
 PharaohBender27: 2400  He trriiiiiieeeed to kill him with a forkliiiiifft! 
 the_phantom_game_player: Hello Ian
 BigDaddyBland87: I have waited all week to do that
  TXC2: !gant
  LRRbot: TRUCK!
 ArdCollider: hi bob!
 MTGRanger:    
 RockPusher: !gant
  LRRbot: KARBY
 Laogeodritt: Hello, Ian! ~~Is it Yakuza hour already?~~
 TheAinMAP:  
 ArcticAtlantic: oh thank christ I thought we had actual forklifts
 Decaped: Are they faster than Sergio Perez?
 PharaohBender27: @BigDaddyBland87 Same braincell, I see 
 Sunidesus: somewhat
 TheWriterAleph: i thought it was forklift simulator, but this is even better
 Sunidesus: ?
 KaleidoscopeMind: how much heavy lifting is "somewhat" doing in that sentence
 mister_nibbles: WE'RE HEREEEE
 Viewers_Like_You: "Strictly speaking, it operates"
excalgold: ForkLrrft
 hedonistic_mushroom: 
 RandomTrivia: It's a beaut
 aussie_rob_w: it's not forklift simulator?
 nekobun: in which we find out Ian is not actually forklift certified, and by "take" a forklift, he means "steal" a forklift
 ArrestedHouse: yup, that's a forklift
 RockPusher: Tuned‽
 TehAmelie: gasp
 ElementalAlchemist: toe to tip, that's a forklift
 Shadowsoflife: @Laogeodritt those are on Fridays 
 E_Westra: @KaleidoscopeMind As much as a forklift can handle
Seru: hey ian, is this the le mans 24 hour run part of the subathon? :D
  Sarah: Basically
 ElementalAlchemist: RIP Shenmue
 kusinohki: meows
 margieargie: @PharaohBender27 Ole!
 hedonistic_mushroom: Baptized, Thriving, and Forklift Certified
 NekomimiNinja: It can reach speeds.
 Laogeodritt stares at kusinohki
 ExachixKitsune: Laogeodritt: an laurabun!
 Malkmaven1176: It's LRR stars in a reasonably priced forklift!
 Laogeodritt: @ExachixKitsune kitsu da!
 jvetting83: Nurburgring?
 LadyLockwood92: It is a go kart? /spokesmanvoice
 kusinohki: *slowly blinks* @ lao
 Mangledpixel: heh
 RockPusher: I wondered if you would
 hedonistic_mushroom: LRR racing game
 Nigouki: lulz
 singinnonsense: is this an electric or propane forklift ?
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: DUNSFORD!
 NotCainNorAbel: 'the standard track'
 ElementalAlchemist: Ah, nice
 SnowBuddy18: oh, THAT track
 rocketjohn: gambon? gambon.
 ArrestedHouse: oh yes
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: been a minutes since I've been there
 baltimore_667083: why was i expecting zeltweg...
  TXC2: I was hoping on Leguna Seca 
Seru: I am surprised I guessed it correctly just by the fact it's ian
  Sarah: XD
 stippledotter: Oh, the TRACK track
 Philocalist: Digital Road Quest?
  mtvcdm: Morning. I'm gonna be sleeps a fair bit today from the travel but I'm not missing the end.
 RandomTrivia: That is the airfield I'm thinking of, isn't it?
 ElementalAlchemist: Not quite the Shenmue warehouse but pretty good
 ExachixKitsune: !tme
 PantherTuer952: wait, is it the track i am thinking of, where the white suited racer drove his rounds?
 ExachixKitsune: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time:  8:07 AM
  mtvcdm: I see we've capped too, good job
 Diabore: first competitor one James "Tiberius" Turner
 BlueChloroplast:   
 RandomTrivia:    
 baltimore_667083: hi james!
 ElementalAlchemist: Hi James!
 jchinnock: heh “top”
HyruleGirl9: Hey chat I have a question about subs: if someone starts a multi-month sub, does each month go towards the sub count, or is it just the one for this month?
 TheAinMAP:  ?
 TheWooglie:    
 BusTed: 
  TXC2: clap clap clap
 RockPusher: mtvcdm and have pizza
 Viewers_Like_You: wild applause
 lightfut: 👏👏👏👏
 50keyz: is bartleby the stig?
 CodeIndigo: James will be driving, not on the tines
 hedonistic_mushroom: 
 Diabore: james head is see through
 ELD_Winterlight: You just reminded me that my tea's been soaking for over an hour!
 BrokenGolem: interesting hair clipping
 Statist42: when he said "airstrip" I thought Ian recreated the Woodcook 500 "racetrack"
  TXC2: HyruleGirl9  no, only the first month counts to the subathn
 MTGRanger:   
 RockPusher: How much can people rememeber the track
 stippledotter: @hyrulegirl9 it's seemed to only add one month
  TXC2: *sub a thon
  Sarah_Serinde: @HyruleGirl9 I believe only this month counts, because you still get to trigger all the subsequent months when they come up
 TheWriterAleph: ooh it forks automatically?
 Nigouki: but he's the TURNer, he'll make it turn!
 Diabore: @BrokenGolem we couldnt tell when it  was just ian
 LarkSachrosis: cheer 36
 hedonistic_mushroom:   
 TheElrad: but you are talking to DJ TunrLLR
 PharaohBender27: @Diabore Dark colors seem to be translucent witb this green screen
Seru: aww, it's not the airfield from road quest :3
  Simriel: Rotate the fluids!
 Mangledpixel: game is a little loud
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 RockPusher: nyyoooooooom
  TXC2: MikoKisai  
 DentedPockets: Why does it have such a huge engine?
 ElementalAlchemist: That's an intense sound for a forklift
 RandomTrivia: James being instructed by the Stig's Canadian cousin
 50keyz: @Sarah_Serinde Sarah is right - this is what i did and it came up as 1
 Sunidesus: forklift is very loud
 Didero: Either the game is loud or the mics are quiet
 CodeIndigo: engine is a bit loud
 PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde I tested this, and it only counts for one sub in relation to the subathon count.
 nekobun: when the cargo absolutely needs to get there on time
 RockPusher: Game is very hot vs mics
  NapalmSideburns: game sound is a bit to high compared to the commentary
 RandomTrivia: Game very loud compared to voice
 gualdhar: game is a bit loud, can't hear Ian
 margieargie: The forklift is reasonably priced, nobody said anything about the engine
 hedonistic_mushroom: It's 11pm now... I am not sleeping on this
 Mangledpixel: game is a bit loud
 TomCatFrost: game is like loud loud
 BrokenGolem: the center of gravity must be interesting
  amative1: @LoadingReadyRun game sound down mics up please?
 Diabore: is this actually the top gear test track?
 LordDestont: missed the turn
 rocketjohn: you are going the wrong way
 jphoiting: Thanks for the sub MikoKisai
 RandomTrivia: Oops
rogerivany: Are we going the wrong way?
 PharaohBender27: 
 JustChrisWood: is this the Top Gear test track? looks familiar
  Sarah_Serinde: 
  amative1: can barely hear Ian
 NekomimiNinja: TG track 
 margieargie:  
 LordManiMani: Hooray
 jchinnock: Ian you haven’t said what the Lift Capacity is yet
 rocketjohn: it's a figure-8 track
 TheAinMAP: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 Malkmaven1176:   
 tyrew0rm: Oh ive missed this track
 AugmentingPath: back to the pits
 terribleplan: Very loud forklift
 aussie_rob_w:    
 stippledotter: This is some good nostalgia
  Sarah_Serinde: Ian can you bring the game volume down?
 j_crane330: Having driven forklifts in the past this scares me
 gualdhar: mawp
 hedonistic_mushroom:       
 RandomTrivia:  Great start
  TXC2: good start 
 RockPusher: eh! they even have the plane!
 BrokenGolem: @JustChrisWood yes, it's a track in "dunsfold england"
 Diabore: @j_crane330 same tbh
 CelticGeek: It's hard to hear Ian when the forklift is running
 RandomTrivia: "Consider reducing force feedback gain"
 rentar42: why does the animated steering wheel rotate counter to how the hands move ...
 aussie_rob_w: it's fine.
 Noy2222: I'm starting to think forklifts aren't reliable vehicles
HaltBen2514: is the sunbathing Wind down an hour at the end or longer?
 BusTed: Turns on a dime!
 gibbousm: is James forklift certified?
 RandomTrivia: @rentar42 Because we're looking "backwards" across the wheel at James
superdude097: Is it just me or are the hands and steering wheel in game turning opposite directions?
 ExachixKitsune: I'm beginning to think these are speeds forklifts should not acheive
 BrokenGolem: @Noy2222 or are they moooore reliable?
 JustChrisWood: @brokengolem thanks for confirming. what game are they playing? I’d love to take a spin on that track sometime.
 shadowmaster132: I had the morning off school to do my learner's test and have lunch
 Diabore: @gibbousm if he is he wont be after this
 CodeIndigo: @BusTed "....as long as you've already had a dimebag"
 ExachixKitsune: @superdude097 the image of the studio may be flipped horizontally
 singinnonsense: welp, if that was a real forklift, it would have tilted to the side
 BrokenGolem: @JustChrisWood that i didnt catch, sorry
 RandomTrivia: Conside which way James would turn the wheel to go left, and how the ingame driver would turn the wheel
HaltBen2514: idk why autocorrect decided sunbathing was the word I was going for but here we are
 rentar42: @RandomTrivia no, I don't mean the one that james handles, I mean the virtual one
 BusTed: @CodeIndigo 
 Riiiiiiis: this seems a bad choice
 hedonistic_mushroom:    
 RandomTrivia: Oh shit I completely failed to notice that 
 AugmentingPath: full speed into the airplane
 margieargie: You know, those tires in the runway are gonna cause problems with airport operations.  FOD and all that
  mtvcdm: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e2/TG_Test_Track.PNG
 RandomTrivia: Must be the model being janky
 MikoKisai: @ExachixKitsune no, the in-game steering wheel and the in-game hands are reverse of each other; presumably an issue with the forklift model
 ArdCollider: the slow forklift something something the shield
 ExachixKitsune: @MikoKisai oh! interesting
 ExachixKitsune: oh I see it now eurgh
Redpandarama: Genuine question, would a driving sim like this be a good place to learn how to drive?
Therberus: this is just the top gear track isn't it 😅
Unpronounceable: I don't like how the hands go the opposite way as the wheel
 Didero: This engine noise is getting grating
 RandomTrivia: And now I can't unsee it 
 ElementalAlchemist: Turning in that thing does look to be very miserable
 JustChrisWood: “Some say he is at least 70% Dilly bar…”
 BrowneePoints: game audio is drowning you two out quite a bit
  mtvcdm: Into Follow Through now.
 BrokenGolem: the chicane!
 CaptainSpam: The animation bug on the steering wheel is still getting me.
 CodeIndigo: @Redpandarama Not really. Driving is more about situational awareness than just the mechanics
 RandomTrivia: "and that he only bathes in poutine"
 BrowneePoints: particularly the engine drone
 margieargie: Yeah, game is very loud compared to people
 rentar42: @mtvcdm i heard that in his voice ... not sure I liek that
 Riiiiiiis: @LoadingReadyRun Can we turn the game audio down quite a bit?
  mtvcdm: Oh wait no, this is Hammerhead.
 MrSarkhan: why are the forks all the way up?
 RandomTrivia: *CRONCH&
 ArrestedHouse: 
 LordManiMani: Volume
  mtvcdm: Now James can open it up.
 kusinohki: @redpandarama honestly?  I dougt it.  driving a car is very different when sitting in a moving vehicle feeling every bump of the road...  *shrug*
 RandomTrivia: Ian will read Chat about the volume balance eventually
 JustChrisWood: straight into the production office
 j_crane330: You're dead
 Thadrin46: This IS the Top Gear track, right?
 Noy2222: And THIS is why they didn't rent a real forklift
Astrovore: This is a hard track to navigate :D
Unpronounceable: It could use some big flashing arrows
 L0rdX33n: forks are crumple zones, right?
  mtvcdm: THAT'S a follow-through
  TXC2: we've told them about the volume chat
 stippledotter: James is just looking for a hole to fall down
 CodeIndigo: @L0rdX33n for whatever they hit, maybe
 hedonistic_mushroom: We need some Eurobeats blasting my dudes
 brainbosh: The steering wheel turning in the opposite direction of the hands is messing with me lol
  TXC2: Thadrin46  sure is
 Didero: @TXC2 Thanks!
 Singenmeister: @noy2222 real ones don’t hit 90
 morgoth_bauglyr: fork, do you even lift?
 Simonark: It’s only minor damage to the points of the fork! Just in the nick of tine.
 L0rdX33n: In that they crumple whatever they hit
 tyrew0rm: into the 2nd to last
 BigDaddyBland87: @CodeIndigo yea you lose situational awareness. Plus every vehicle has it's own kind of "feel" that a sim just doesn't replicate.
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/BlitheScaryPlumVoHiYo-3D22K-b53qeZKJ4d
 Noy2222: Not with that attitude
 Lord_Hosk: The fact that its basically a unmarked track is weird
 terribleplan: Gambon!
  TXC2: In to gambon!
 niccus: you're not supposed to read chat and drive, after all
 gkingrat: @hedonistic_mushroom I was going to wait until the *second* driver to make a deja vu joke.
 NathanLonghair: @loadingreadyrun would it be possible to turn down game volume a fair bit? it is so loud compared to you
 NekomimiNinja: Almost did a Gambon at Gambon!
 RandomTrivia: That *was* Gambon
 terribleplan: And across the line!
 tyrew0rm: and across the line
 BrokenGolem: and across the line!
 RockPusher: and across the line!
Astrovore: *this* is Gambon
 aussie_rob_w: 
 Noy2222: Go left
 L0rdX33n: 🏳️
 RandomTrivia: Noy2222 
 rentar42: So has anyone seen Ian and the Stig in the same room at the same time? Asking for a friend ...
 ClodiumSoride: Looks like it's possible to follow the tire marks to see the course.
  mtvcdm: We'll call that the out lap
 ElementalAlchemist: we're in Assetto Corsa, so: which part of this runway is GANT?
 Critterbot: I can't help but notice that the steering wheel and the driver's hand are moving in opposite directions. 
 CaptainSpam: Huh, we've lost the map.
 JustChrisWood: Can James go slower than Jimmy Carr?
  mtvcdm: Wilson first
 kusinohki: with a forklift, every part of the track is gant gant...
 ClodiumSoride: @Critterbot they're flipped horizontally, so they're not looking at the outside of the screen.
 aussie_rob_w: @Critterbot mildly discombobulating, now you've pointed it out.
 Didero: Seems like the route you're supposed to drive has darker tarmac?
 stippledotter: Love Top Glrr
 RandomTrivia: Because it adds corners without needing extra acreage
Willow Briar: the game is fairly loud
 L0rdX33n: They shoot your engine with an AMR
  mtvcdm: Some track limits generosity into Chicago
 ClodiumSoride: @Didero tire marks from previous laps, probably added by whoever made the course.
 Didero: @ClodiumSoride Yeah, so James could follow those
  mtvcdm: And James is lost
 Noy2222: Where are we going?
  TXC2: coming up to the follow through
 NathanLonghair: @loadingreadyrun would it be possible to turn down game volume a fair bit? it is so loud compared to you
 rentar42: I didn't check the minimap, but it rotating when you don't expect it (or the other way around) can be disorienting
 accountmadeforants: @Critterbot There's clearly little planet gears in the gloves, interfacing with the steering wheel.
Astrovore: Someone should tell James that teh camera looks towards the track, he's waaay off :D
  mtvcdm: That was a weird way to do Hammerhead
 hedonistic_mushroom: James cannot fall in a hole
 Laogeodritt: @ClodiumSoride The hands and steering wheel *in game*, not James video vs. in-game hweel.
 JustChrisWood: two corners left
 CodeIndigo: @hedonistic_mushroom ..........................wanna bet?
  TXC2: LoadingReadyRun  can we get game volume down please, it's drowning you out
 TheWriterAleph: @hedonistic_mushroom don't test him, he'll find a way
 ClodiumSoride: @Laogeodritt oh wow, I just noticed that. Weeeeird.
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: Ian, you are hard to hear over the game
 DeathWarrior555: How's it going chat?
 aussie_rob_w: the minimap is only partially visible, is that weird?
 RockPusher: through Gambon and across the line!
 ExachixKitsune: I wanna say, maybe don't put runways lights on a disused runaway...
  TXC2: hello DeathWarrior555  welcome
 Mangledpixel: thank you!
 RandomTrivia: 
 MikoKisai: Thank you Ian
 hedonistic_mushroom: @codeindigo A bet I would Happily Lose
  TXC2: thank you Ian
 Didero: Oh finally. Thanks Ian!
  mtvcdm: 3:20.21.
 margieargie: There we go, thank you
marmalade_pen: arigato sensei
 LordManiMani: Thanks for volume
  TXC2: slow is smooth, smooth is fast
 CodeIndigo: I believe that Ian and/or Cori found the subocean during a lrrmans
 rentar42: maybe a top-down view of the whole track would help with orientation?
 PsychoI3oy: it's a figure 8, you go through that part twice
 RandomTrivia: Does Asetto Corsa have the ability to replay a full lap from chase/fixed cameras? I would love to see the chaos from outside the forklift
 aussie_rob_w: Very high forklift was my nickname in college.
  TXC2: Cori, Cori finds the suboceans
 Krektogar: @CodeIndigo Cori definitely did at some point
 BrokenGolem: chicane!
 RockPusher: 2 left into 3 right into hairpin
 terribleplan: Following the tire marks is good, you just have to know which set of tire tracks to follow in the crossover part
  TXC2: the hammerhead is the hardest turn
 Valhallan597: Is this like desert bus?
  amative1: "through the hammerhead..."
 LowUpsideCJ: Just woke up and can't math, did we max out the subathon?
 Noy2222: We did
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 hedonistic_mushroom: Oh, SUB OCEANS, RIGHT... JAMES CAN FALL I A HOLE!
 jvetting83: Just the Stig being mostly silent.
  TXC2: LowUpsideCJ  yeap
 LowUpsideCJ: @Noy2222 hell yeah
 RandomTrivia: Welcome to Car Talk- LEFT HERE, my guest today is- OTHER SIDE OF THE TYRES
 PsychoI3oy: LowUpsideCJ, yup, and pizza, now ice cream
 stippledotter: !subathon
  LRRbot: The Sub-a-Thon cap has been reached! Additional Twitch subs and bits (in increments of 400) will contribute towards stretch goals: 250 subs for a Pizza Party, 500 subs for Ice Cream, and 750 subs for "The Water Balloon Massacre". Youtube contributions unfortunately do not count, but are nevertheless appreciated!
 SnowBuddy18: @LowUpsideCJ time yes, working on ice cream
  mtvcdm: We have indeed capped the subathon, we're into bonus goals.
 incredulouspasserby: yanno, when someone needs an external coach just to tell them where the track is, your track might need some work.
 CodeIndigo: Now, if you wanted to give someone the full experience, strap on a VR headset and let them feel in full non-control of the thing
 SnowBuddy18: this seems like a good track to be in 6th gear around though
 TheWriterAleph:  
JJ Sandee: I like how the steeringwheel rotates in the opposite direction.
  TXC2: this track is in an undisclosed UK location
 margieargie: Hey, a 270-degree right hand turn also works
 TheElrad: you did say right here, Ian
  mtvcdm: I also note for the stretch goals, every hour that would have been added to the clock from here adds an additional stroke to the cursed minigolf scorecard.
 Simonark: It’s that Fry and Laurie talk show sketch. “Learning To Fly A Light Aircraft Without Any Formal Instruction With…”
Biggjudicem: to be fair ian did say and right here
 bo_brinkman: Panic!!
 Lord_Hosk: Ian "and right here" (James goes right) Ian "no no the other way"
 nyoomgoom: just doing some donuts for good measure
 MikoKisai: 3:13:41
 BrokenGolem: didn't roll over, so a win 
  mtvcdm: So the more you sub, the worse I-presume-James becomes at golf!
 RandomTrivia: You've got this James!
 rentar42: it's set to PRACTIVE again, in case that matters
 LordDestont: still on practice?
 rentar42: -v
 TheWooglie: still says practice?
  TXC2: !subathon
  LRRbot: The Sub-a-Thon cap has been reached! Additional Twitch subs and bits (in increments of 400) will contribute towards stretch goals: 250 subs for a Pizza Party, 500 subs for Ice Cream, and 750 subs for "The Water Balloon Massacre". Youtube contributions unfortunately do not count, but are nevertheless appreciated!
slugdumb gifted a Tier 1 sub to Toastman1745! They have given 2 Gift Subs in the channel!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Toastman1745! (Today's storm count: 225)
 kusinohki: so I was kind of expecting something like in shenmue where you had to race while picking up crates and placing them somewhere...
Seru: someone should tell james that the dark marks on the road are his line :D
Astrovore: Ian "Right here"
Astrovore: James < turns right >
Astrovore: Ian: "No, left!"
 TheWooglie: ah
 ClodiumSoride: Thanks, Ian.
 hedonistic_mushroom: Playing deja vu in the background right now
 SpacePotato01: Any chance we can get a versus race with multiple people actually racing against each other? The lift arms would be great for that. I want to see forklift destruction/wrestling derby.
 CaptainSpam: With no headphones, James can't hear the engine complaining when he redlines a forklift. 
 nevermore913: This is just like driving s minivan right
 DoomBringerIL: how long till Sous-vide  stream? @LoadingReadyRun
 Zatengo: but how much is reasonably priced for a forklift?
 Didero: I wouldn't mind the game volume even quieter
 SnowBuddy18: the track figure 8s
 LordManiMani: @spacepotato01 what do you think this is, Mario Kart 8? (I agree tho)
 aussie_rob_w: The Lethal Gambon.
 ElementalAlchemist: This is going well so far
  mtvcdm: Right now we're on 207 extra sub units, which means three extra theoretical hours. Which puts the minigolf scorecard now at 14 over par (its base value was +11.)
 TheElrad: and here's where James definately got DQd
 SpacePotato01: @LordManiMani It would be... uplifting.
  TXC2: foot down into the follow through
 stippledotter: @zatengo can get one on ebay for $13k
  mtvcdm: 206 sorry
 Zatengo: @stippledotter this exact model?
marmalade_pen: lookit him go
 margieargie: Finally, the chat advice of "go left" works here
 JustChrisWood: “Of course no music in the forklift because it doesn’t have a radio, and so the VoD doesn’t get muted.”
 Zu_o: Does this make Ian The Stigian? is this how Ian ascends into an ancient god from beyond time?
  TXC2: margieargie  only took ten years 
 RandomTrivia: That was CLEAN
 lirazel64: What would be an unreasonably priced forklift?
 TehAmelie: !findquote go left
  LRRbot: Quote #503: "Go left, go right,  !" —Cori, Beej, and Ryan [2015-07-20]
 Laurence72: Counter for ice cream goes down, that is 206 more needed to achieve it
 Viewers_Like_You: And over the stripe!
 stippledotter: @zatengo I'm not sure, but it's a Toyota
 RandomTrivia:   
 Zu_o: Our Beige lord who lifts with forks?
 BrokenGolem: and across the line!!! great run!
 melegaunt_: AND ACROSS THE LINE
Seru: as someone used to racing games, the spacial unawareness is just amazing :D
  Simriel: Go Left!
 ElementalAlchemist: 3:01
  TXC2: smooth!
 aussie_rob_w: a real one.
 margieargie: Almost!
 TheWooglie: so close
 SnowBuddy18: 3 minutes was possible
 ElementalAlchemist: So close
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 BusTed: 🤏
  TXC2: so close
 niccus: yes... deja vu... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btNpNsDXukk
 ExachixKitsune: 
 Earthenone: classic turner, off by 1
 TheWriterAleph: off by 1
 KBKarma: Hooray! I get to have coffee with James!
 MrSarkhan: 
Nuha subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 27 months!
 Nuha: Woo
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Nuha! (Today's storm count: 226)
 RockPusher:   
  TXC2: so were do you think you've come ?
 TheElrad: only medium big cheats
 RandomTrivia: He's got a board! 
 KBKarma: Is Bartleby the Stig?
 ArrestedHouse: 
 jjcard: is that the Top gear track?
 BusTed: Bartleby hax
 RockPusher: 
 stippledotter: Board!
  Sarah_Serinde: Woo top 2!
 BigDaddyBland87: 
  TXC2: Podium!
 ArdCollider:   
 RockPusher: later James
 RandomTrivia: @KBKarma No, but he is the Stig's Canadian cousin
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 JustChrisWood: @jjcard yes
 tehfewl:  
 ttandmore: oh goodness how fun is this
 finestotter: 2:41 on the board right now, ya Fortnite we bout to get down?
 KBKarma: @RandomTrivia That makes sense.
 PharaohBender27: 
 jchinnock: now tell us about what projects you have going on James?
 aussie_rob_w: So close to 3!
 DoomBringerIL: sous-vide stream? @LoadingReadyRun
 RandomTrivia: Oh goodness
 RockPusher: oh dear
 Laurence72: Bartleby is too rude to be Canadian, IMO
  Simriel: I think James is doing pretty well for someone who doesn't play this genre
 SnowBuddy18: eyelashreks
 BrokenGolem: @jjcard it is "a track in Dunsford England"
 TehAmelie: a ghost Shrek
  TXC2: Hello Jordynne
 aussie_rob_w: we have a board!
marmalade_pen: jordynne drive the forks!! represent our age group!!
 DoodlestheGreat: It's a-la ugarte!
 YeomanAres: I feel like knowing the lap is the most important thing here
  mtvcdm: Morning Jordynne, it was lovely meeting you this week
Shaneusm is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 18 in the channel!
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  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, Shaneusm! Welcome to Ed25519, xSnowySky, vivalldii, a_chex, and Skioles! (Today's storm count: 231)
  TXC2: Shaneusm  
 gameboy350: saaaame
 Earthenone: what about your LRRners permit?
 RockPusher: The utes?
IslandersCaper: same jordynne
 KBKarma: Some say he's a pink penis puppet. Some say he's a terrifying monstrosity. Some even say he's The Stig's Canadian cousin. All we know is that he's Bartleby.
 stippledotter: @jjcard it is Legally Distinct Abandoned English Airfield
  TXC2: the utes
 JustChrisWood: real talk, I’ll take Ian over Clarkson every day and twice on Sunday.
 Earthenone: just pretend its a barbie game
 TehAmelie: i never even drove stick in a videogame. maybe that's something one should try
  TXC2: JustChrisWood  damn right
 kusinohki: the yurts??
 SnowBuddy18: @JustChrisWood very much
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/UninterestedDeadTriangleHotPokket-be2UK19zKlANrO6T
 Earthenone: either adam or alex
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: It's going to be Serge.
 NotCainNorAbel: I thought Ben have one?
 Fanklok: What's it like to live in a place you don't need to drive any where
 L0rdX33n: I’m forklift certified
 KBKarma: What about Serge?
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: Serge has done everything, apparently.
 KaleidoscopeMind: i'm guessing serge
 NimrodXIV: Serge might
 lirazel64: I'd bet Serge.
 KaleidoscopeMind: serge has done everything
 TheAinMAP: https://clips.twitch.tv/AltruisticSlickGnatDendiFace-L7pXCk0oxAqoAmxH
 ArdCollider: I had an illicit one in high school.
 Angreed66: I'm pretty sure alex isn't
 TheWriterAleph: i'm lift-a-fork certified
 stippledotter: @scrapyardghosttrain from one of his 12 past lives
 nekobun: anyone's legally allowed to drive a forklift if they don't get caught
 enbycephalopod: what is a reasonable price for a forkllift
 krfsm: getting a certification in California can apparently be done online for $30
 AragornKeuken: I feel like Beej could have a forklift certification somehow
 Diabore: serge has a wild and sordid past, i bet hes forked a lift once of twice
 MrSarkhan: I was forklift certified but that expired many years ago now.
 Thadrin46: All we know is he's called the Serge?
 Makhiel: does it also mean you can be carried by a forklift?
 ElementalAlchemist: jam on the gas, JAM ON THE GAS
 BigDaddyBland87: Serge definitely drove a forklift in one of his previous 500 jobs
 tehfewl: The stickshift shake is important
voren_chalco: Jam on the gas on down
 CodeIndigo: jam on the gas on down
 lirazel64: For that matter, Jacob has had an interesting life.
 mister_nibbles: jam on the gas on down to Dave's remainder gokarts
 Earthenone: i rememb er alex did a lot of rodie work, a forklift might have occured during that time
 Fanklok: I will not reverence the deep Adam forklift lore
 baltimore_667083: @mister_nibbles they are go karts?
 JustChrisWood: the spin!
 nyoomgoom: check, turn, the signals to the right
 PharaohBender27: @ElementalAlchemist Man, that's quite the deep cut 
 Morrigan9: reverse course
 L0rdX33n: That is the least surprising Ian fact
 AugmentingPath: good sta (into the field)
  TXC2: ABC: accelerate, Brake, clutch
 mister_nibbles: @baltimore_667083 they can achieve speeds?
 hedonistic_mushroom: 
 novrdd:  dirt gang
 BigDaddyBland87: Donuts AFTER you cross the line
 stippledotter: That start was great for content!
 Laogeodritt: Immediate beautiful chaos =3
  mtvcdm: Okay, so.... I've been made aware the ice cream counter is a countDOWN and not a countUP, so... it sounds like we've actually hit the *fifth* added stroke. The scorecard stands at +16, will add another at 140 until ice cream.
 gogoGadgetApathy: appreciate the enthusiasm
 baltimore_667083: @mister_nibbles where's my free lance 
Erik Josefsson: oh dear...
 RockPusher: *stomp*
  TXC2: !subathon
  LRRbot: The Sub-a-Thon cap has been reached! Additional Twitch subs and bits (in increments of 400) will contribute towards stretch goals: 250 subs for a Pizza Party, 500 subs for Ice Cream, and 750 subs for "The Water Balloon Massacre". Youtube contributions unfortunately do not count, but are nevertheless appreciated!
 RandomTrivia: oh no
 kusinohki: so a cat just walked across the outside of my windowsill...
 BusTed: wuh oh
 JustChrisWood: POWERRRRRRRR!
  TXC2: that sounds dangerous 
 ExachixKitsune: @kusinohki #blessed
 RandomTrivia: Welp
 AugmentingPath: hit the hard grass
 L0rdX33n: @kusinohki show cat?
 ElementalAlchemist: invisible wall status: found
 novrdd: Invisible wall 
 CodeIndigo: INVISIBLE WALL!!!
 Diabore: @kusinohki what floor do you live on?
 terribleplan: Invisible wall?
 ArrestedHouse: damn, the grass wall
marmalade_pen: back to the pit
 eshplode: I love that this forklift has a pit crew maintaining it
 RockPusher: 
 Fanklok: Don't listen to the lies Jordynne, the gas pedal is a binary
marmalade_pen: @RockPusher thank u
  TXC2: Schrodinger's bottom
 ElementalAlchemist: Can't be in last if you didn't register a time
  TXC2: DNF is kind of a time 
 Diabore: @ElementalAlchemist glurp has told me a dnf is last though
 KBKarma: Is there a button for raise/lower forks?
  mtvcdm: Didn't Canada's Worst Driver like doing their final test in Hamilton?
 Didero: Better than James's first try 
 margieargie: Forklift drifting!
 jvetting83: Drift that forklift.
  r10pez10: oh what have i walked in on
  TXC2: very nearlly held there
 TheAinMAP: https://clips.twitch.tv/HelpfulImportantRatDoubleRainbow-C79q2He3ow1sbzBT
 micalovits: That was a good drift
  Sarah_Serinde: @Diabore But it's also taught us that there can be different ranks of DNF 
 lightfut: I love the pspsps for the steer
 ElementalAlchemist: The fork-cat responds to a pspspspspsps
 Genie_M: Forkdrift
 Earthenone: please caht, forkdrift, its right there
 Psychic_Ketchup: Ah the forklift whisperer
 nyoomgoom: actually yeah i just brought up the driving test song from parappa the rapper and this combination *rules*
 Diabore: @mtvcdm maybe? i do remember one final test being in toronto which was a choice
 RandomTrivia: @r10pez10 Pure, wondrous chaos
 BigDaddyBland87: we got a natural
 KBKarma: The engine doesn't like that.
 Krektogar: is it not on automatic?
  TXC2: this is auto right?
 asthanius: it should be
 KBKarma: It is. Apparently.
 Asimech: "The engine will remember this." @KBKarma
 MrMatternot: Hullo.
 ElementalAlchemist: I thought it shifted earlier
 PsychoI3oy: auto says noooooo
 asthanius: or did restarting it put it into manual?
 RandomTrivia: We may have already buggered the transmission
 SnowBuddy18: @mtvcdm I think they changed every season, I remember using Montreal and Niagara too
 RandomTrivia: 
  TXC2: did we kill the gearbox allready ? 
 ManWithTheMask13: Angry Zen Driver
 CodeIndigo: !addquote
 Viewers_Like_You: We can scream if that would help. Aaaaaaaaa.
 novrdd: 
 ElementalAlchemist: It chose to shift to neutral for some reason?
 ManWithTheMask13: Empty your gas tank!
 Diabore: why is it neutral now?
 SnowBuddy18: how did neutral?
 ElementalAlchemist: oh, what
 jvetting83: It sounds like there is something wrong with the tires.
 KBKarma: Why don't we just fire a shotgun into the gearbox? It would be more merciful.
 Fanklok: Wow jordynne is way better at driving than James
 ElementalAlchemist: oh, no, that's neutral
 aussie_rob_w: Wheeeeee!
 RandomTrivia: 
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/LittleGeniusWolfThunBeast-YyxdEy8UEgFsdvvO
 SK__Ren: The sight of my mother frantically and repeatedly gripping the door handle in my perherphiral vision is a core memory of me learning to drive
 KBKarma: Oh, there was a hardware switch for auto.
 SK__Ren: No screaming though thankfully
 0x6772: donuts on the grass is a good look
 Earthenone: turn to stage left
 BigDaddyBland87: @SK__Ren Same...which is why my dad taught me
 KBKarma: I remember when I was being taught to drive, and nearly drove into a lamppost in an empty parking lot. My dad lunged over me to grab the wheel.
 JustChrisWood: @0x6772 vegan donuts
 incslayer: @Earthenone no no turn to ian left 
 stippledotter: Just pick up the tires with a forklift
 novrdd: This is thrilling 
 KBKarma: Ian seems to be a decent driving instructor.
 malsareus: it's a very Ian thing to be doing
 Mattmitchell45: What a lovely Saturday of LRR Parenting
 KBKarma: Slash co-pilot for a racing car.
Cptasparagus: can you raise the fork
 DiamondMX: Oh, you've got an actual wheel that takes three turns to reset to center? That's an oddly specific device.
 shadowmaster132: My  mother like to "unobtrusively" point when she felt like I wasn't left enough in the lane. And she also loves to announce speed limit signs as if I would otherwise miss them
 Diabore: how much do we need to sub to get a real forklift next year?
  Simriel: I will say the track does NOT seem Intuitive
 micalovits: Rent a forklift?
 gogoGadgetApathy: perfect LRR sense
 sephsays: I'm looking forward to Road Quest 2: Ian Teaches Jordynne to Drive (and James to Drive Stick)
 novrdd: 
 stippledotter: Fascinating under(?)steer
 Mattmitchell45: Bionic Trousers is expanding its business practices
 Earthenone: jordynne has the gaming gene?
  r10pez10: !addquote (Now) [Jordynne and Ian] You're teaching me to drive illegally." "Well, we're driving on an airfield in a forklift.
  LRRbot: Could not add quote due to invalid date.
 JustChrisWood: I’m thinking this should be a semi-regular segment on LoadingReadyLive.
 incslayer: @Diabore we can rent one for a day for 200CAD on dozr.com's victoria section
  mtvcdm: I've seen worse through Hammerhead
Vinchenz: I feel like it would help if the mini-map was more visible.
  r10pez10: !addquote (Jordynne and Ian) [Now] You're teaching me to drive illegally." "Well, we're driving on an airfield in a forklift.
  LRRbot: New quote #9057: "You're teaching me to drive illegally." "Well, we're driving on an airfield in a forklift." —Jordynne and Ian [2024-07-20]
 KirbySliver: !schedule
  LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/schedule for a Google Calendar version.
 KBKarma: The automatic isn't triggering again.
 Mattmitchell45: A Modded PS1 household? Damn
 RandomTrivia: r10pez10 
 singinnonsense: going 50 km/h with the forks up is really triggering me
  TXC2: r10pez10  ok good, I'm not the only who makes that mistake 
 ElementalAlchemist: Aren't all the shows talk shows?
TheShameGranny subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 89 months!
 TheShameGranny: Ian! Ian Horner! Mavis tells me she has seen you "forklifting" with the youths! Such shameful behaviour!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, TheShameGranny! (Today's storm count: 232)
  r10pez10: TXC2 i've deleted quotes accidentally too!
  mtvcdm: Talk shows are just the way for Saturday
 Laogeodritt: "turn left down the other runway" feels wrong without getting clearance from Tower =V
 PharaohBender27: @ElementalAlchemist A Cam and Ian Christmas isn't "p
 PharaohBender27: * 
 KBKarma: @TheShameGranny is that Mavis Beacon?
 terribleplan: Proper Gambon execution
  mtvcdm: And into Gambon.
 ElementalAlchemist: @PharaohBender27 true, but it's not on the subathon
  mtvcdm: And across the line!
 incslayer: ohh i get those dreams
  r10pez10: oh St Vitus' Dance
 Creature_Comforts: same!
 asthanius: gaming in your dreams
 Mattmitchell45: Editing, even in sleep
 CodeIndigo: those dreams are usually when you're waking up and your paralysis is wearing off
 KBKarma: Jordynne eats the whole thing!
 ElementalAlchemist: mmm, a burrito
 Eklinaar: That's a good dream
 asthanius: Jordynne why are you so fucking cool
 DiamondMX: Have you tried rolling the scroll wheel forward in your dreams to change the camera position?
RedNightmare7: That sounds so freaking calm!
  TXC2: I have only recently started having first person dreams, always used to be 3rd person
 ExachixKitsune: That's a loading screen
 Herbert_Erpaderp: I could do with a burrito
 CaptynByrd: I wish that was all dreaming 
abslomdaak42: Amazing
 vegetalss4: Is it a good burito?
 eshplode: That dream sounds amazing
 neisan2112: That sounds great, but also sad cus you don't actually get a burito
 Mattmitchell45: I'm living that dream RIGHT NOW
excalgold: wait you sleep 8 hours?!
Samarium13: is there gonna be a lifting and moving loads section?
 Sunidesus: now I want a burrito
 Viewers_Like_You: I mean, that's a stream idea right there
 Diabore: about time for a real lap?
 KBKarma: @vegetalss4 I presume so, she eats it for eight hours or so.
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: "Go left"? One of us!
 Laurence72: As long as when she wakes up she hasn't eaten her pillow IRL
 RandomTrivia: CLEAN
 ElementalAlchemist: so smooooooth
  TXC2: Smooth
 hedonistic_mushroom: Dammit I'm hungry now after hearing Burrito Completion Dreams
 BigDaddyBland87: well done
 JustChrisWood: “Could there ever be a burrito so big that God couldn’t finish it?”
 nyoomgoom: ever since i got my nightguard to stop my teeth grinding at night, any food i eat in a dream is particularly difficult to chew :V
 incslayer: there is supernatural martial arts in inital D?
 gibbousm: is this how one becomes Fork Lift Certified?
 RandomTrivia: Everything I know about Dodgeball I learned from that one arc in Hunter x Hunter 
 margieargie: Nice!
 DiamondMX: @neisan2112 Yeah, but you get all the fun parts, and none of the calories. And if you're  hungry, you can wake up an eat another burrito, then you had two!
 BigDaddyBland87: painted that corner
 Lord_Hosk: small cheats
 nekobun: Ranma 1/2 anything-goes martial arts driving but it's just they hit everyone with a car
 Fanklok: Jordynne "8 hours of consequence free burrito" last name
 micalovits: Jordynne is a natural drifter
 KBKarma: Oh, Jordynne is getting gooder every time!
 stippledotter: Actively Gaming
itsaysTRUENO: "the forklift trains the driver"
 Dog_of_Myth: 1000 Bits for the forklift, bits for the ice cream
 DiamondMX: @nekobun Did you know they're making a new series of Ranma now?
 nekobun: @DiamondMX I am aware and I am stoked
 TheShameGranny: Shameful youths today and their "edging"
Eepy Alice: there's a mini-map?
 DiamondMX: @nekobun Same!
 therepoman__: KINGDOM HEARTS WOO
 BusTed: 
 RandomTrivia: Jordynne: "I'm trying to play up the bimbo thing" Also Jordynne: "I play a lot of JRPGs and I have a Kingdom hearts tattoo" Yeah, good try 
 kusinohki: new ranma?  orignal content or adapting manga that wasn't in the original??
 Laurence72: My only ask for the Ranma remake is to give it a better ending than the manga did
itsaysTRUENO: that forklift has an aura
Jethrain: The steering wheel moving the wrong way through the hands is very mildly tilting me
  r10pez10: don't worry it's also tilting the forklift
 DiamondMX: @kusinohki Looks like a reboot of the original story. There's an article on crunchyroll with a trailer. Cute art style.
 ElementalAlchemist: And the line!
Seru: to right of the screen atm
Seru: top*
Vinchenz: Ya its under the sub notifier
Eepy Alice: OH ok
 ArdCollider: oh god I could go for soon tofu.
 ArrestedHouse: 
 BorgarWithAShotgun: What is Takumis most hated Cocktail? A martini.
 ArdCollider: (it’s epic drunk food)
 Fanklok: Hehe clams
 TacitusVigil: There's a quote
 eshplode: What's the name of the place? I'm willing to drive to Mississauga for good food
Eepy Alice: yeah I didn't see it at all lmao
 BorgarWithAShotgun: @BorgarWithAShotgun Because it is supposed to be Shaken, not Stirred.
 Larkonus: Tofu doesn't deserve its reputation, it's a wonderful food.
 margieargie: 
 AragornKeuken: @BorgarWithAShotgun That's just watered down!
 nekobun: @DiamondMX Yeah, I've seen some of the teaser stuff. I like that it's emulative of the original style but still its own thing. Wonder if they'll keep all the filler that was in the anime version or just do the manga.
 DiamondMX: @BorgarWithAShotgun Only if you ask Bond. If you ask anyone else that's the worst way to make a martini.
 TehAmelie: tofu's got a bad rap in north Europe too. practically impossible to find for sale in my town
 Earthenone: i love places with small menues
  TXC2: what are these hands doing ?
 jacqui_lantern234: @LoadingReadyRun whats the name of this place?
  r10pez10: is that a "crack" in the "windscreen"
  mtvcdm: The 'we know what we want to make and you're gonna eat it' restaurant
  TXC2: r10pez10  I think it's a shadow
 Viewers_Like_You: @TXC2 Operating a forklift the normal way
  r10pez10: wait wtf the tines are up
 haberley: Afternoon everyone 
  TXC2: r10pez10  yeap, all the way up
 AugmentingPath: r10pez10 combat configuration
 DiamondMX: @nekobun I'm just hoping they actually go somewhere with the romance, and don't give me 8 seasons of emotional blue balls. 
  TXC2: Hello haberley  welcome
 BorgarWithAShotgun: @DiamondMX well, I am not a drink guy. And I need better jokes
Samarium13: Been driving forks for 33 years and this is......something
 ElementalAlchemist: oh no
 haberley: This can only go well
 simplydavemn: So Tofu won't work as a substitute Kidney?
 Earthenone: is the ranma 1/2 remake going to go all kingdomhearts with the name and be like ranma 358/2 days
  mtvcdm: You're the same height I am
 kusinohki: speaking of ranma - ian seems to be describing akane cooking (just random substitutions)
 PharaohBender27: Yeah, but LRRfolk are very tall 
 spicyFerret_: Imagine sitting properly
 ExachixKitsune: Jordynne knows how to sit
 haberley: Yeah but everyone in lrr is make
Samarium13: go
  r10pez10: tall aura
 JRandomHacker: Yeah but "lower half of height" in LRR is, like, 5'9"
  TXC2: the lower half of LRR height is still tall 
 haberley: Massive*
 Laurence72: Lower half of LRR is still around 6 foot, I would imagine
 Viewers_Like_You: What is... güüd postür?
 micalovits: I have never understoof people who tried to replicate meat dishes with vegan alternatives like a fake hamburger, when there are so so many good vegan dishes especially in asian kitchens
 NekomimiNinja: Timer did start at 25 sec.
 DiamondMX: @BorgarWithAShotgun In case you're curious: The reason people don't like it shaken is because it melts the ice much faster, so you get a watered down drink.
 RandomTrivia: Jordynne has the normal LRR problem of being a normal height in a land of giants
  mtvcdm: I'm like 5 10, 5 11, and when I was at the Moonbase I met Jordynne eye to eye.
 RandomTrivia: 
 JustChrisWood: Deja vu
  amative1: kansai drifto
 AugmentingPath: Squarely hitting the turn (sign)
 SpacePotato01: forkdrift
 RandomTrivia: BAHAHAHAHAHA
 Sorator13: 
 baltimore_667083: 
  mtvcdm: !clip
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
MechaKuuga: 
  amative1: <dog meme> NO BRAKE. ONLY GO.
 BigDaddyBland87: thats my strat in racing games
 BorgarWithAShotgun: +1 Bimbo point?
 RockPusher: Who needs this stop malarkey
 Lord_Hosk: No mulligan only goooooo
 terribleplan: I am scared to ask where she is going...
  mtvcdm: !addquote (Jordynne) [now] Where I'm going, I don't need stop.
  LRRbot: New quote #9058: "Where I'm going, I don't need stop." —Jordynne [2024-07-20]
 kusinohki: "no brake, only go"
Samarium13: dont get 'tired'  haha
 Sorator13: yesss
 Mangledpixel: short, no-bottom barrels
 tehfewl: Remember! The right foot is for both the accelerator and the brake pedal.
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/ConsiderateFlirtyBobaKappaRoss-r3WLeGbc5J51vgiq
  TXC2: mtvcdm  beat me to it
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/YawningNurturingBaconBibleThump-EzTgyOuh0Z26VfC6
 Larkonus: Wow, we're coming up on 10,000 quotes.
 JustChrisWood: “you don’t need a seatbelt because you believe in yourself.”
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/InexpensiveBenevolentBeanNinjaGrumpy-Ha6W-hrcrvSteapA
  TXC2: Larkonus  it'll be a little while before we hit 10,000
 jacqui_lantern234: is the restaurant named Buk Chang Dong Soon?
  amative1: wow, that's like something straight out of UNNAMED-CAR-SHOW
 Larkonus: @TXC2 Oh I know it won't be soon per se, but the fact that we're at 9k is wild. That's a *lot.*
 Atiota: goes pspspspspsps at the car so it goes faster
  TXC2: Larkonus  it sure is 
 RandomTrivia: Gotta hit all the signs for that sweet score bonus 
 AxxroyTovu: cmon girlie
 Sorator13: "use the tires to go left"
 JadedCynic: if anyone knows whether it would or not...
 DiamondMX: New mode unlocked - hit all the signs.
 margieargie: I feel there might be a conflict of interest there
 JustChrisWood: Pro strat: bouncing off the tires helps with the drift.
Samarium13: reminds me of my first try of Test Drive on C64
 BorgarWithAShotgun: @amative1 Top Bear?
 Viewers_Like_You: A very thorough left
  amative1: she's a natural Gambon...
 JadedCynic: this is federal - Transport Canada
 Simonark: @amative1 Now, the tirades were more of a Coffee with James thing.
 CaptainSpam: It's the UK, the FAA has no authority there. 
 KaleidoscopeMind: as someone close to the border, licensed ontario drivers scare me sometimes
 Mangledpixel: but this is in the UK, the FAA has no power here
 stippledotter: Classic Gambon
 RockPusher: through Gambon and across the line!
 KaleidoscopeMind: so this is not unusual
 ElementalAlchemist: And done!
  amative1: ~4 min?
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 TheWriterAleph: 
 Earthenone: 2 seconds too slow!
 PharaohBender27: 
  TXC2: good time good time
 Earthenone: err fast
 RockPusher:   
Cptasparagus: is a racer's romance pooping in a toilet in the middle of a racetrack?
 Mangledpixel: sub-420!
 Sorator13: 
 RandomTrivia:    
Samarium13: gg
 MrSarkhan:  
 kusinohki: @lao  the plane is what brought the LRR crew and the forklift here??
 stippledotter:   
marmalade_pen: good showing jordynne!
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/HomelyAssiduousEyeballPJSalt-kqbOpEDPQ2vEy7Wq
 MTGRanger:   
  r10pez10: blazed it
 therepoman__: Did we reach the cap chat?
 Laurence72: @Laogeodritt I choose to believe that that plane is a Boeing that has been grounded
 BorgarWithAShotgun:    
  Sarah_Serinde: We did!
minislot1997: The clock is starting before Ian said go.
  Sarah_Serinde: !subathon
  LRRbot: The Sub-a-Thon cap has been reached! Additional Twitch subs and bits (in increments of 400) will contribute towards stretch goals: 250 subs for a Pizza Party, 500 subs for Ice Cream, and 750 subs for "The Water Balloon Massacre". Youtube contributions unfortunately do not count, but are nevertheless appreciated!
  r10pez10: !subathon
  LRRbot: The Sub-a-Thon cap has been reached! Additional Twitch subs and bits (in increments of 400) will contribute towards stretch goals: 250 subs for a Pizza Party, 500 subs for Ice Cream, and 750 subs for "The Water Balloon Massacre". Youtube contributions unfortunately do not count, but are nevertheless appreciated!
 TheWooglie: Third!
 therepoman__: Wahoo!
Redpandarama: top 3!
  TXC2: bye Jordynne
Haroldholmes25: jordynne all in on bottom
 KBKarma: 100 PIZZA 100 PARTY! 100
 apennamedquill: @jacqui_lantern234 seems so! (there is also a mom and pop fresh tofu shop in the same building that's been there for /years/)
 RandomTrivia: Hey whatever floats your boat
 RockPusher: 
 Sorator13: Chat, who has already gone?
 RandomTrivia: Spectral Matt!
 KaleidoscopeMind: bribery might shave some time off
 Sorator13: (also hello, good morning)
  TXC2: THE GOAT!
 Earthenone: does ians driving challange have a podium sequence this year?
 JustChrisWood: James and Jordynne
 RockPusher: 
 KBKarma: @Sorator13 James and Jordynne.
 hypperstar2280: race guys doing races!
 TheAinMAP: 
Cptasparagus: Matt your head is transparent
 Sorator13: ty ty!
 Lord_Hosk: James, Jordynn and Gibb
  TXC2: hello Sorator13  we've had James and Jordynne
 margieargie: Bartleby has also gone, but offscreen
Samarium13: im voting Matt pulls a ripper lap
 RandomTrivia: Ah yes, that went well
 KBKarma: @Lord_Hosk Bartleby, not Gibb/.
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 RandomTrivia: DQ for going the wrong way in the pit lane - that way being SIDEWAYS
  TXC2: DracoFire87  
Haroldholmes25: good bit
 JustChrisWood: Psychic Paper
 Sorator13: Excellent
 RandomTrivia: 
DracoFire87: Got a new job, tripled my take-home pay...time to SUB!
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Is Ian now bad at Minigolf?
 ckupf: Was that the golf slip?
 Larkonus: Slightly psychic paper, eh?
 TacitusVigil: It just says "I can do whatever I want"
 wharra: Multipass
 BusTed: "This is just a $5 bill with a note that says 'don't ask questions'"
HyruleGirl9: 100 that was slick
 margieargie: "It is by my order, and for the good of the state, that the bearer of the present has done what has been done"
Vinchenz: matt ready with a literal bit in his pocket 😆
 TehAmelie: who can truly decide what makes a worthy forklift driver?
 TehAmelie: aside from Staplerfahrer Klaus
 KBKarma: @TehAmelie The licensing authority.
 RockPusher: 
  TXC2: "you wont let me in? well maybe Mr Abe Lincoln will change your mind"
 AugmentingPath: second plowing into the turn sign, love it
 Sorator13: "I would take them about 30 km/hr or so" *goes 120 km/hr*
Patorik: Chat, I didn't see when we hit the cap. Does the counter mean that James has to buy 190 ice creams?
 KBKarma: @TXC2 "I don't see Mr. Lincoln. Just some money. Which doesn't have the same impact."
Samarium13: forklifts weigh way more than a regular car
 fredcheckers: Oh I expected you guys to be in Shenmue.
 Critterbot: Whoops? 
 Laurence72: @Patorik That is how many more subs until ice cream
 JustChrisWood: @patorik No, it’s a countdown to ice cream
 TheAinMAP: 
  TXC2: Patorik  no, it's counting down
 AugmentingPath: the old 'lift drift
  TXC2: !subathon
  LRRbot: The Sub-a-Thon cap has been reached! Additional Twitch subs and bits (in increments of 400) will contribute towards stretch goals: 250 subs for a Pizza Party, 500 subs for Ice Cream, and 750 subs for "The Water Balloon Massacre". Youtube contributions unfortunately do not count, but are nevertheless appreciated!
 PharaohBender27: @Patorik It means if we fund another 189 minutes worth, James has to get ice cream
 JadedCynic: @Samarium13 yeah, the need to be
 kusinohki: I _think_ it's 190 sub/bits until ice cream party...
 wharra: Unless that golfcart was ungovernmed... If you get run over by a golf cart, that's on you.
 Mattmitchell45: Confessions of Crimes on a Saturday Morning
Patorik: Ah, that makes more sense
Samarium13: a fork that lifts 1000kg weight at least 2000kg itself !!
 TehAmelie: even if you could get away without a very heavy engine you'd want weight to keep it stable, eh
superdude097: 
 ElementalAlchemist: RIP
 KBKarma: Matt rolled the forklift!
 Sorator13: Oh! Oh dear
 RockPusher: wheeeeee!
 BusTed: 
 KaleidoscopeMind: Yay!
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 PharaohBender27: 
Samarium13: noice
 jvetting83: The first rollover.
 Shadowsoflife: Nice
  amative1: DNF! DNF!
 margieargie:    
 baltimore_667083: whee!
 hedonistic_mushroom: 
  TXC2: ROLLY POLLY!
 ghizmou: 
 KBKarma: Someone clip that!
 JustChrisWood: I didn’t know you could roll it!
 stippledotter: I love that we all just skipped over "ran over dad with a golf cart."
 Mattmitchell45: Horizontal Mode
 KaleidoscopeMind: Success!
 wharra: He's just trying to eat Pasta
 TheAinMAP:   
 TacitusVigil: Matt wins!
 JadedCynic: yeah, Forklifts are REALLY bottom heavy
superdude097: Highlights!
 aussie_rob_w: Achievement unlocked!
 Laurence72: Matt was getting 3rd gear, which nobody else seemed to be able to reach?
 stippledotter: Driving straight is hard
 BorgarWithAShotgun: Ian Horner: Too good a driver to intentionally play badly.
XandaxDK: Was about to say it had amazing downforce .... 
 Earthenone: if only there was a recording on twitch.tb
 Atiota: 
 vegetalss4: Matt has got that special touch
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/HonestSpineyButterWTRuck-KZCHttVKjUcefb1Z
 Simonark: No one does to physics like Matt,
HyruleGirl9: we're definitely having a good time at least
 MTGRanger: @Earthenone yeah, but all we've got is twitch.tv...
 RockPusher: Jam on the Jam
 Asimech: "Does this mean I have a good time?" I think the only one who can answer that is you. Are you having a good time?
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/SeductiveFunnyPistachioOhMyDog-RPoloAi-4g8B2JDX
 ClodiumSoride: @Earthenone the only site for streamers with tuberculosis?
 DiamondMX: Umm, what happened there?
 BusTed: He's consistent!
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/ThankfulSparklyWerewolfTwitchRaid-plpnEWzIMApJuK2K
  TXC2: Matt is the chosen one!
 Mattmitchell45: https://clips.twitch.tv/DignifiedIcyCourgetteWOOP-53IPocvubTkDfO9Y
 ghizmou: Matt is challenging the physics God to a duel
 NightValien28: I didn't think forklifts could flip like that
 AugmentingPath: DiamondMX hit the grass wall
XandaxDK: Ahhh - he thinks its a boat - that explains a lot
LesBeauxPlastiques: they call him matt the forklift tipper
 MTGRanger: Will Matt find the subocean?
 JadedCynic: @NightValien28 it's not IMPOSSIBLE, but they're designed to make it difficult...
  TXC2: the tines are up, so who knows where the centre of gravity is on this thing 
KidAmn: Ma'at, Bane Of Forklifts
 NightValien28: JadedCynic and yet matt does it so easily
Samarium13: hyperspace freeway Matt!!!!!
 JadedCynic: HISSSSSSSS
 stippledotter: 
 Laurence72: Matt's forklift has worse jiggle physics than most video games
 DiamondMX: If you have time to lean, you have time for crab.
 ContingentCat: Nice thing about screaming, you can do it while cleaning
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Those reflections in the mirror are really something
 JadedCynic: being a kitchen worker with arthritis, I *LOATHE* that capitalist saying
 RockPusher: Why sushi? It's fast food!
 MTGRanger: @JadedCynic mm yeah
 DiamondMX: @JadedCynic Oh yeah, it's funny because it's obviously a terrible thing to say.
 ArdCollider: Molly Lewis inspired the sushi. 🤣
 novrdd: 
 TheAinMAP: https://clips.twitch.tv/SillyRacyNigiriDancingBaby-KxpwJvAxXSk1p9Bk
 ElementalAlchemist: And the line!
 Viewers_Like_You: 2:59! Quite good
 AragornKeuken: He beat James' time
 ArdCollider: Molly and I enabled that heavily.
 aitsu100: i remember Cori finding the subocean one Lrrmons
 ElementalAlchemist: bonk
 BigDaddyBland87:  
RedNightmare7: The other side
 RandomTrivia: Welp
 RandomTrivia: 
  TXC2: how is he doing this?
 Stauffy: Hat trick
 BorgarWithAShotgun: DOUBLE
 KBKarma: Good show, Matt! Break the car!
 novrdd: 
 JustChrisWood: This is a forklift, not a Reliant Robin.
 MTGRanger: TIMES TWOOO
Samarium13: early brake and accellerate into corners brah
RedNightmare7: Proper story telling: tension and release
 RandomTrivia: Only the topside left to get 
 serramarkov: Is tomago the egg sushi?
 Viewers_Like_You: Gotta go in and get a suspension adjustment, release the shockras
  mtvcdm: DNF might be a point of pride for Matt here
 novrdd: It's okay, touching the grass is good for our health
 Philocalist: Suspension of disbelief, let's go
Samarium13: he's a topper !! lol
 Simonark: I assumed it was a reference to the pierogi race at Pittsburgh Pirate games
 JadedCynic: Define your own victory conditions! 
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/ScrumptiousProtectiveConsoleOSkomodo-PbRK-5qPKCVN_w06
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/AnnoyingLongOrangeSquadGoals-aMU5Nlxt7DvDUoLS
 trainpants: "better to go into a turn slow and come out fast than to go into a turn fast and come out dead"
 PharaohBender27: 
abslomdaak42: lmao
 Creature_Comforts: we’ve got an office full of Sith
 DiamondMX: A Sith uses blue shell.
 L0rdX33n: my car judges my braking
 vegetalss4: Sith's notoriously bad drivers
  TXC2: that is some propaganda bullshit 
 TehAmelie: i've turned off my tracki, i mean turned on my signal
 Gascitygaming: I still think of advice from the gran turismo 3 manual
 Simonark: I’m starting to think Star Wars canon is secretly hard to take seriously
 MTGRanger: @vegetalss4 do you think Anakin stopped being a good pilot when he lost his legs and arms and torso?
Samarium13: @L0rdX33n your car too new ?
  r10pez10: i hate sand
 novrdd: Omg...
 vegetalss4: @MTGRanger He never won a podrace after that, I'm just saying
 BigDaddyBland87: @MTGRanger I mean he had an impressive kill count in A New Hope
 AragornKeuken: @MTGRanger He certainly doesn't do particularly well flying around the death star?
 JustChrisWood: “Have you heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueas the Sideways?”
 JadedCynic: @MTGRanger the only time we saw him fly a fighter after that point, he did collide with another fighter
 margieargie: @MTGRanger Considering the part where he couldn't get his ship back under control during the Death Star run, yeah
 TehAmelie: if i remember those movies, Vader actually does the most that he does for the dark side flying a fighter ship
  amative1: wow 3 min lap
 L0rdX33n: @samarium13 Regenerate brakes, the more smooth and gentle I come to a stop the more it recharges the battery. I get a % score every time I stop
 RockPusher:   
 novrdd: Watching my big brother playing video games is prolly one of my fondest memory 
 Gekyouryuu: the GOOD style of Gameboy
 spicyFerret_: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Gekyouryuu: always the transparent plastic
 Larkonus: I'm not even mad, I'm impressed.
 TheWriterAleph: uh ohhhh tippyyyy
 margieargie: Side% speedrun
 TheAinMAP: 
 novrdd: 
 JadedCynic: he was an accurate gunner, but we saw nothing of skillful piloting from A New Hope on...
 Earthenone: interesting, the forklift seems to rotate if you arent straight 
Samarium13: @L0rdX33n seems rather judgy , but usefull
 Mangledpixel: that corner is now Sideways Matt
 Viewers_Like_You: Turns out coming into the turn at 90 and not 30 really helps you go sidewise
 AugmentingPath: before we put you into a full... body cast
 TristalMTG: Judge, I've demonstrated the loop
 Simonark: I mean, after the first time, how was the second time a BIGGER surprise?
  Jon Grayson: hey, I missed some stuff because of work. Will you guys be putting any of these segments up separately on the channel after the sub-a-thon?
 MTGRanger: @Simonark third time
 j_crane330: Will this be the first dnf
 Philocalist: Is this the difference between precise and accurate
  r10pez10: rear wheel steering
 aussie_rob_w: How now am I so tempted to go grab my switch and play some game boy games...
Samarium13: b/w gameboy !!! yay
  Sarah_Serinde: My brother and I shared a gameboy pocket, then I got a GBC in translucent purple
 aussie_rob_w: It's 2 AM I cannot be doing that.
 L0rdX33n: @samarium13 It also has a digital garden that grows leaves and I do more fuel efficient driving and sheds leaves when I don’t
Samarium13: tetris with the link cable blew our minds
  TXC2: sonic1 is the weakest yes
 Mattmitchell45: Big Blaze the Cat fan?
  Sarah_Serinde: We started with an NES and Intellivision though
 JadedCynic: @r10pez10 it's supposed to be but we're not fully convinced it's being simulated by A/C
  Simriel: I believe the whole subathon will be added to youtube in parts
 jacqui_lantern234: those ARE some really good games and Link to the Past 
 aussie_rob_w: My first console was a clear plastic game boy. Donkey Kong Land 2, Pokemon Blue, and Game Boy Gallery... 3, I believe.
 Gekyouryuu: Adventure 2 or Adventure 2 Battle?
 ArrestedHouse: good choice
 JadedCynic: even the 2600 technically wasn't the first - Coleco pong console with fake wood-grain decals
 j_crane330: Wait looking at the shadow it shows that the forklift is fully extended
 protojman: I played so much sa2 in middle school
  amative1: 2:46.49
 AragornKeuken: 2:46!
Samarium13: Go hot
  TXC2: I should say Generations, but it might be 2 for the nostalgia
  Simriel: Unsure what the segments are gonna be like
  mtvcdm: It's so nice you're doing this segment in sync with Formula E's London E-Prix, Ian.
 RockPusher: Hot laps in your area
 L0rdX33n: Gamecube was first console I bought for myself new. I’d had gifts and hand-me-downs and buying second hand consoles from friends who were upgrading
 RandomTrivia: You've got this Matt!
 Mattmitchell45: Matt is doing the BEST and the WORST all at once
Samarium13: @Mattmitchell45 indeed
 j_crane330: You never travel with forks fully extended
  r10pez10: fun fact: two thirds of one million dollars in hundred-dollar bills is about the size of a gamecube
  amative1: Ian's cheating. The timer starts when you select "Restart Session", so the clock already said 7 seconds when Ian said "go"
 PharaohBender27: IAN
 L0rdX33n: Be kind?
 RockPusher:  
 Metric_Furlong: Ian!
 Creature_Comforts: Umm.
 DiscordianTokkan: IAN
 MrSarkhan: IAN!!
  TXC2: IAN !
 KaleidoscopeMind: ian
 LadyLockwood92: Love Aerith.
 ArrestedHouse: 
 jacqui_lantern234: IAN
 JadedCynic: HORNER
itsaysTRUENO: LMAOOOO
 SolarBlitz1: IAN
 GazzyInferno: ian...
 margieargie: 
 RandomTrivia: IAN 
Samarium13: jhuh?
 TheWriterAleph: eyyyyy
 malfnord: 
HyruleGirl9: happy pride
 incslayer: IAN!
 TheShameGranny: Ian Horner!
 ContingentCat: 
  Sarah: It'll make sense to split it up the way it's split in the calendar
  Simriel: IAN
Unpronounceable: IAN
 LadyLockwood92: Dilly Dally Shilly Shally
 JustChrisWood: ba dum tish
 LadyLockwood92: I mean...he's not wrong.
 ContingentCat: it definitly was, a time
 ExachixKitsune: Yes, call his... tool... Masamune
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 ElementalAlchemist: "milves"
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  TXC2: just_like_aerin  
 L0rdX33n: I fell in love with Jennifer Hale like 4 times
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: It really did.
 Metric_Furlong: he's right, it did
 goombalax: Questis best girl
 SK__Ren: Oh yeaaaah, now that you mentionit. Edea, Raine, Quistis kinda
 MrSarkhan: Yeah he's not wrong.
Samarium13: milves et. plural ?
  TXC2: SAVED!
 Critterbot: 8 has aged poorly for me.
 Mangledpixel: !ing
  LRRbot: nginginginging...
 margieargie: There were SO many girls growing up who influenced me and I didn't realize it cause I didn't know I was a girl yet
 DiscordianTokkan: Isn't Questis like, 18?
Eepy Alice: is ian wrong tho?
  Jon Grayson: cool, I missed the Lorcana draft and half of the MH3 game play, wanted to see those
  Simriel: Milves
 LadyLockwood92: Speaking of Gunblades, I find how guns came about in FFXIV hilarious.
 Gekyouryuu: I will still argues "Milves" is incorrect, because Mothers is the plural, like Surgeons General, so it should be Ms-ILF
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: Quistis was like 22, I'm not sure she counts.
 SK__Ren: @DiscordianTokkan Yeah but she's coded dommy mommy
 hedonistic_mushroom: No, yeah... Wow... So I do have mommy issues don't, I...
Patorik: I would love to see what they would do with a remake
  mtvcdm: 38 sub units until the next stroke is added to the minigolf scorecard (presently stands at 16 over par).
 JustChrisWood: up to Gambon
 MrSarkhan: I still love 8. My favorite of the series.
DideRobot: LRR: The Sub-A-Thon has been capped! The pizza party stretch goal has been unlocked! We’re well on the way to ice cream, and then bombarding James with water balloons is right around the corner! | 5 hours remain!! https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/112819664937380358
 TheWriterAleph: woo!
 fredcheckers: We're watching a man learn about braking.
Samarium13: dat abs
 ElementalAlchemist: "Tip it; that's the ticket!" --James and Matt
 ElementalAlchemist: gottim!
 DandyGeek: when 8 came out in Japan, there was a regular at the import shop who saved in front of every cutscene across multiple memory cards
 MrSarkhan: 
 nekobun: GOTTEM
 ArrestedHouse:  󠀀
 margieargie: Victory!
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 TheWooglie: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 Gekyouryuu: Matt crashed enough to learn what NOT to do
  TXC2: LETS GO!
  mtvcdm: James, you're getting worse at golf today!
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
 JustChrisWood: burn!
 GazzyInferno: let's go matt
 KaleidoscopeMind: lol
 RockPusher: 
Jethrain: i think the timer's been starting on different numbers?
 TheWriterAleph: nice nice nice
ArvynEternal: 
 nekobun: spin at the end for style points
 malfnord:    
 hedonistic_mushroom: 
Erik Josefsson: wow!
 RandomTrivia:    
 MrSarkhan:   
Samarium13: bartleby is the bot
 TacitusVigil: The best part is James suffering
Samarium13: !
 BusTed: New record!*
 BeccaTingles: GG
 MrSarkhan: 
Samarium13: gg
  TXC2: Bye Matt
 fredcheckers: GG
 MrSarkhan: Let's go Cam!
  TXC2: Hello Cameron
 Wondermoo: !storm
  LRRbot: Today's storm count: 247 (new subscribers: 218, returning subscribers: 29, new patrons: 0, new YouTube members: 0, returning Youtube members: 0), bits cheered: 19149, new followers: 9, YouTube super chats: 0, YouTube super stickers: 0
 TehAmelie: yo
 ManWithTheMask13:    Cam spotted
 RockPusher: 
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/DifficultDoubtfulKoalaBatChest-rzQOIheVc6pmL34Y
Eepy Alice: matt's a gaymer
Vinchenz: After all the flips he still managed to beat James! GG
  mtvcdm: Are we just getting all the non-drivers on the crew to do this bit?
 Fanklok: But does Cameron have his driving sock?
 fredcheckers: Matt has learned about multi-pedal driving. Time to let him loose in a real vehicle.
Patorik: You heard the man, folks: Steal a car
 melegaunt_: I wish I lived in an area where having a car was optional D: (Frickin' Florida)
 ContingentCat: @Patorik just as long as you don't download it
 BeccaTingles: Me too
 deinonychus24: Matt ignored that advice and got the best time
 fredcheckers: Little guy who weighs 9,000 lbs.
 Mysticman89: After all this people will be ready to play shenmue
Samarium13: stay on the track line or the shift is bad
 RockPusher: Dunsford
 UnknownFriday: Dunsford
Samarium13: very hot
 TheAinMAP: https://clips.twitch.tv/EvilBoldCiderKippa-GI34aecuX3-Lnbns
 RockPusher: A Lotus Designed Test Track
 nekobun: Dunsfold
Samarium13: work that supercharged 12 cyl
 ContingentCat: Dunsford OoooOOoo
DuneAlien: is this the TG race track?
 RockPusher: nekobun is correct
Samarium13: a standard in forklift motors
 AragornKeuken: @DuneAlien Yep
 TristalMTG: Cam that is the first time I have ever seen anyone pronounce that anime in a way that even remotely sounds correct
 TheWooglie: that was Ian's fault
 nekobun: when the copilot gets chatty
 AugmentingPath: are we inside the grass wall?
DuneAlien: @AragornKeuken noice
 logophile99: forklifts don´t handle like that i believe
 RandomTrivia: 
 JadedCynic: wow, I found the other person that remembers Clone High 
  r10pez10: i was wondering why this thing was hitting 80
 Mangledpixel: fun fact, this airfield was built by the Canadian Army and in the 1940s was operated by the Royal Canadian Air Force
 JustChrisWood: I had errands to do today, but heck that, I’m going to binge Top Gear as much as I can.
 L0rdX33n: Clone High quote? I love you Cameron
 Mysticman89: oh a map does a world of good on this not partiocularly obvious track
 BorgarWithAShotgun: did... did Cameron jsut manage to actually total the forklift?
bolas_dnd: Congratulations on the subathon
 Simonark: No one told Matt it was impossible, so he was able to achieve.
Samarium13: 2 tons of steel bro
Samarium13: it heavy
 Athelgar: i dont see a single chicken cannon
 vegetalss4: @BorgarWithAShotgun I think he just got stuck on an invisible wall
 JadedCynic: @BorgarWithAShotgun not even close
 Laogeodritt: Control System Cameron is very underdamped, I see =V
 Simonark: @athelgar The chicken cannons got married years ago.
 Laogeodritt: Just don't rely on your vestibular system when flying! Turns out our sense of balance is not adapted to being off the ground.
Samarium13: hot tyres
 RandomTrivia: Oh no
 TehAmelie: senses of balance, motion, dread at traveling at speeds we've never evolved for. . .
 RandomTrivia: Good start 
 RealGamerCow: how many people have finished?
 Mangledpixel: while building this airfield, time was of the essense and there was a large amount of woodland to clear, so they used explosives
 BorgarWithAShotgun: so, Matt manages to roll the forklift, Cameron manages to turn it off...
Patorik: Cheaper, too
 therepoman__: God I wish I could drive standard
 Athelgar: @Simonark good for them
Samarium13: Go Cam!
 ExachixKitsune: @Mangledpixel ... does this mean the airfield is covered in unexploded stuff?
 coachNelly: nelly owned a Chevrolet chevette that was barely older than himself before owning any other cards
 Mangledpixel: ExachixKitsune ...no? they used the explosives, they all exploded
Samarium13: Camry! i crashed mine 3 days ago lol, sad face
 baltimore_667083: soul?
 Gascitygaming: Soul?
 JustChrisWood: Never driven stick, and I love my modern conveniences and computer wizardry, but I’d love to drive a Mini with a manual gearbox at some point.
Samarium13: 15 years od solid service
 MTGRanger: Oh, the stock pick of the day! A fine choice
 ExachixKitsune: @Mangledpixel ahhh just wondering if they lost any
 Mangledpixel: ExachixKitsune not as recorded
 Mangledpixel: but you never know
 stippledotter: Remember, it looks slow but it's actually fast
 RandomTrivia: Cautiously feathering the accelerator
 PharaohBender27: Wow, the sudden silence is kind of eerie, I got so used to the vroooming in the background
 TehAmelie: i'd like a car model to be named "thing". Volkswagen Thing
 ExachixKitsune: probably would've heard about it like "yeah, don't go over to that bit of the airfield"
 BorgarWithAShotgun: @TehAmelie I would prefer a Volkswagen Dingens
Samarium13: Vader Shuttle, great van name
 TehAmelie: or a Ford Thing
DuneAlien: into gambon and
  mtvcdm: Second To Last Corner and Gambon is a nasty combo.
DuneAlien: across the line
 ManWithTheMask13: The Audi TT, the house on the gulf coast
 BeccaTingles: I learnt in a Nissan Micra, it would shake above 60 mph
 krfsm: the Micra is *very* small
 fhorrigan: I'm 6'3" and the best car I've ever driven was a Honda Fit.
 Asimech: @BorgarWithAShotgun And then the SUV model, Volkswagen Dingaling?
 TehAmelie: wait, is that what T in T-fort stood for?
 JustChrisWood: oh the Nissan Micro, a car that TG “loved.”
 RandomTrivia: 
 NotCainNorAbel: I see someone else watches Aging Wheels
 jessieimproved: My teenager and I drooled over the very cute new Fiat 500E
 TehAmelie: *Ford
Samarium13: micra is death trap
 RockPusher: Take Cameron for a spin in the Mini, get him hooked 
 Eklinaar: I had to sell my Honda Fit when I immigrated, both my spouse and I miss it.  Great car.
thegitrogsquirrel: what is the swiss car called?
 L0rdX33n: I carry about 80 boardgames in my trunk, so cargo capacity is a high priority
 Mattmitchell45: They wouldn't hurt a Little Car
DuneAlien: its fine it was a control slide xD
 L0rdX33n: Smart
 Fanklok: Cameron can have a little car as a treat
 ContingentCat: I like a little car, I drove an SUV once and it was so weird being so far from the road
 paintedpuffling: @just_like_aerin Thanks for the gift sub!
Samarium13: oh no
 ElementalAlchemist: oof
 PharaohBender27: Oh dear
 krfsm: me and four friends once went on a 500 km road journey in my mom's Micra where the shortest of us was about 190 cm.
 ContingentCat: OH NO
Samarium13: mm hm
 PharaohBender27: 
 SolarBlitz1: OH
 flufff42: The Microlino suffers a bit from build quality not quite matching its price. But it did almast manage to revive the dream of the Swatch car
 fhorrigan: @Eklinaar That stinks. What a great car. Effortless to drive.
  TXC2: YIKES
Samarium13: too small a car, really
 JadedCynic: learned on a manual hatchback, took driving exam in an automatic, first 'daily drive' was the folks' 'mid-life crisis' of a Pontiac Fiero. Then a series of minivans. a few sedans, a pickup or two. IIRC a long drive for the Red Cross in their station wagon...
 jacqui_lantern234: man, FUCK suv's
 RealGamerCow: I had a Nisan Versa, which is similar to the Micra. Loved that car, could throw it around, and it was a standard
 ContingentCat: LOL
 RandomTrivia: Hahahahahaha
 JadedCynic: oh god
 Viewers_Like_You: I would hope that the SUV operator experienced consequences. I assume the contrary, however.
 ContingentCat: priorities
 melegaunt_: And that is why trucks and SUVs are considered "crash-incompatible" with normal vehicles.
Samarium13: fuck SUV
 MrSarkhan: That's a good friend
 ElementalAlchemist: honestly, rad
Samarium13: indeed
 SnowBuddy18: very good friend
 AragornKeuken: I'm still driving a '94 Corolla. Love that car.
 JadedCynic: ^^^^
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 RockPusher: Micra sacrificed itself to absorb all that energy
 ttandmore: that is a solid person
Samarium13: cars too big these days for no reason
  TXC2: that's a friend with experiance
  TXC2: wordnerdify  
 stippledotter: "You're alive, let's have good music"
DuneAlien: @Samarium13 to be fair, if you crash a micra into a motorcycle it would still get totalled xD
 ContingentCat: yeah I'd really appreciate that, to be like hey at least this
  TXC2: Samarium13  blame the EPA
 IanAllenBird: kmjnkiolm
  Sarah_Serinde: A gamer but not a Gamer
Samarium13: he can turn well, mostly
 eshplode: "Unfortunately, yes" is a good answer to that question
  mtvcdm: Look at what you do for a living
Samarium13: first thing i did when crashed Camry, removed stereo, lol
 JadedCynic: @AragornKeuken my first taxi was a 2008 Corolla - very low maintenance and wonderful to drive - could u-turn in a side street, yet still carry three burly oil rig workers and their luggage on a long trip pretty comfortably
Samarium13: was aftermarket noice
 TheShameGranny: Betty warned me about these new "gamers" and their shameful "gaming"
 ContingentCat: that's a really cool project
 ElementalAlchemist: that's a lap
 Mattmitchell45: https://clips.twitch.tv/AthleticDarkLaptopHoneyBadger-lokQLbB_PUKOufYI
  mtvcdm: 3:26.84.
 ElementalAlchemist: oh, dang, starting with Rogue
 JadedCynic: yeahhhhhhh 
 AragornKeuken: @JadedCynic Fantastically low maintenance costs as well.
 L0rdX33n: Oh nice
 TacitusVigil: HMS Ship Of Theseus
Halinn: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LoadingReadyRun 2024 Sub-A-Thon Finale! at Sat 11:00 AM PDT (1:37 from now).
 BusTed: Young start
 Eggyism: wait are they driving a fork lift?
 LadyLockwood92: Ah, a model ship of Theseus
 HesGotNoPants: Yes
 ContingentCat: @Eggyism yup
  TXC2: Eggyism  yeap
 Eggyism: lol cool
 fredcheckers: A very Cam sentence.
 incslayer: a Tuned Forklift
 L0rdX33n: I  ever played Rogue, but I’ve played the bejeepers out of  NetHack
 Carlioo: they triiiied to drive 'round with a forklift
 Mangledpixel: oh hey, unrelated, the company I work for recently released a port of Rogue for Nintendo Switch *shameless plug*
TheTekkieman: Ah, the Tandy Computer Whiz Kid.
 hoveringhalibut: I remember getting nowhere in King's Quest II
 Mysticman89: ah yes, king graham fashioned after robin hood
 RandomTrivia: Oof
 ExachixKitsune: aww 
 Irsaan: @Mangledpixel neat!
 TehAmelie: my first encounter with games was Ice Climber when i was 6 or 7. it confused me how the players could see what happened behind their characters on the screen and then i was frightened of videogames for about 10 years
 BtEtta: My earliest gaming memories were Chuckie Egg on the Amstrad CPC6128
 RealGamerCow: I saved my games on my TI-99 and saved them to cassette tape
 JadedCynic: @AragornKeuken ugh, my second was a Chrysler 300 - I went from popping over to walmart to get bulbs to replace by hand...to a car that needed the air filter and the bumper fairing removed to replace a headlight 
 L0rdX33n: @mangledpixel For real? I need to get me that
 RockPusher: No tape storage? Noooooo
 goombalax: oh man, thats way worse than trying to beat Majora's mask without a memory pack
 wordnerdify: Commodore64 was my first computer. I learned how to type before I learned how to write
 ArdCollider: Atari VCS Combat, 1979.
 momalyd: I had a similat problem wit Tomb raider with no memory card
 AragornKeuken: @JadedCynic The biggest issue I've ever had with the corolla is that the battery died once (big whoop)
 JadedCynic: 2600 Adventure - I found EVERYTHING in that game, including the programmer's credit easter egg 
Samarium13: Amiga Forever
 BtEtta: Also 'Sorcery+' and 'Killer Gorilla' (which if you think that sounds like a shameless Donkey Kong knock off you are 100% correct)
 Simonark: I think I’ve played Barbarian on the Amiga!
 momalyd: I never got any typed out games to work on my c64
 RockPusher: I find the ZX Spectrum loading sounds surprisingly relaxing nowadays
 jdr_42: I remember encountering Kings Quest 2 at a friend’s house. I immediately tried swimming out to sea and drowned after a couple screens. That was cutting edge realism for the time.
 RandomTrivia: 
 TheWooglie: 
Samarium13: wooooooot
 MrSarkhan:   
 ContingentCat: 
 KBKarma: No rolls, now two!
 NekomimiNinja: 
 L0rdX33n: There has been a computer in my home as long as I can remember. C64 is the oldest I recall
 IanAllenBird: 
 ArdCollider: 
 Easilycrazyhat: Huzzah!
 Thadrin46: Atari 2600, ZX Spectrum, NES.
DuneAlien: to flatten gambon
 TheAinMAP: 
Samarium13: until the knife is sharp man
 TehAmelie: you turned the whole thing on its head!
 terribleplan: Everyone is Big Cheats at hammerhead.
 stippledotter: 
 momalyd: Barbarian had Wolf from Gladiators on the cover
 KBKarma: My parents had a Sinclair when I was a kid.
 Astral_Apache: 400 THE TIP IS GOOD
 tezzatipoca: I had a lincoln continental that went up in flames (we bought it used for $500 USD) A Pontiak Grand Prix whos head gasket exploded (also used $500 USD) And a Subaru Forester where BOTH head gaskets exploded 😄👍
 RealGamerCow: I *think* that my first game was Armor Battle for the Intellivision in 80 or 81
 JadedCynic: @AragornKeuken I was able to replace the brake pads (you go through them a fair bit when you drive 10-12 hrs a day), and with a tool, even replace worn bearings 
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/LitigiousBlazingEchidnaRlyTho-KR5to6KFLCtQhmJl
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/MuddyBadCamelPanicVis-t_J_jTLdkFufNpEZ
 KBKarma: After that, it was DOS, 3.1, 3.11, then 95, 98, NT, 2000, XP, 10, and 11.
  amative1: starting at 30 seconds, BIG CHEATS
 RockPusher: A fresh time, for fresh people
 Krektogar: Cam is not allowed a 30s head start
 KBKarma: My first game was GORILLA.BAS.
 NelJanDik: 626BHP forklift 
 melegaunt_: it starts counting before you click start 
 melegaunt_: oof
 stippledotter: Started at 18
 JadedCynic: @KBKarma o/\o
 Ormmannen: Did have Harvest Moon on for a week so i could get a memorycard
 L0rdX33n: Hard respect
 momalyd: I played Rouge FP yesterday
 Mysticman89: quest for glory 1, still on floppy disks labelled heros quest 1 was where I recall starting
Samarium13: started on Caleco
 Atiota: my idea for a perfect "started game" for someone who's never played is Portal
 BusTed: One of the first Roguelikes 
 Easilycrazyhat: Mine would've been my grandparents' pre-90s macintosh
 Atiota: "*starter game"
 Mangledpixel: Barbarian on Amiga, btw: https://cdn.mobygames.com/screenshots/5128322-barbarian-amiga-hegor-enjoy-the-primitive-violence.png
 JadedCynic: I was messing with "AI" before the IBM PC - copied ELIZA.bas out of a transcript book 
Samarium13: recoverery!!
 ClodiumSoride: got there!
Halinn: Nice save
 tezzatipoca: The first video game that got me was OOT on N64
 AugmentingPath: recovered!
 RealGamerCow: saved it!
 L0rdX33n: WOW!
 Irsaan: Not flipping it there was incredible
 ManWithTheMask13: That's why they're the goat
 Aischeron: I guess my first game would have been Manhole on the Mac in 1984, lol
 wordnerdify: nice recovery!
 RealGamerCow: Does Cameron get style points?
 JustChrisWood: I saw the light for a moment
 JadedCynic: good job, cam 
 Critterbot: @momalyd You mean Rogue, rouge is french for red.
 Simonark: Star Control 2 is my ideal starter.
 wordnerdify: @Aischeron Manhole was great!
Samarium13: ooo'
 AugmentingPath: ignore the giant arrows pointing at you
 MAPBoardgames: LRRmans lift
Samarium13: the hottest fork
 RealGamerCow: it's inertial
 iris_of_ether: I'm so glad I'm in time for this
 JadedCynic: cam really shafts it
Samarium13: ive ever seen in VR
 gualdhar: is the windshield cracked or is that a wire?
 BorgarWithAShotgun: What are those tires made of...
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/HungryTriangularWrenchPeteZaroll-d1EtkcygOlWavxwB
 Eggyism: lol
 RockPusher: Mulligan
 RealGamerCow: Cameron, did you just look behind you to back up?
 aitsu100: this forklift has skates for wheels
  TXC2: gualdhar  it's a shadow
 Aischeron: The beatnik dragon and the walrus that said "indubitably" .
 JadedCynic: it's HEAVY; it's meant to be so it can lift a heavy load well out of center of volume and not tip
Samarium13: @RealGamerCow 
Samarium13: they move ?
 Simonark: I love that Matt and Cameron have really violated the physics rules in totally different ways
Samarium13: lower gravity centre is better ALWAYS
Samarium13: bah bah
 JadedCynic: technically, I've never forklift *certified* but in a pinch I did operate one for a bit
 BorgarWithAShotgun: @JadedCynic as someone who has worked in a relevant field, I have seen people taking curves on two wheels with a load.
 nyoomgoom: watching this, at this point my monkey brain neurons are activating, making me want to try
Samarium13: 
 JustChrisWood: Smooth through that corner
 the_phantom_game_player: 
 MrSarkhan: 
  TXC2: hello Samarium13  welcome
 krfsm: I remember the .mp2 they ripped off for Crazy Frog
Samarium13: "i se eything"
 krfsm: tvåtaktare.mp2
 ManWithTheMask13: my body is a machine that--dammit, Ian
 RealGamerCow: going slow is going fast
 krfsm: impressive, twitch, turning that into a linl.
 krfsm: linK.
Samarium13: short left
 IncredibleFrown: a machine that takes facts and turns them into forgotten facts
 maxdamnit: Tonight on Top Gear:  Cam drives a forklift
 JadedCynic: I was working as 'distribution manager' for a small book publisher - I had to reorganize their warehouse to make room for a big shipment; we rented a forklift, and a friend who WAS certified would use it...but he got delayed and I had to get working for like an hour before he could make it to us 
 stippledotter: Slow is smooth, smooth is fast
Samarium13: @IncredibleFrown the Internet Archive ?
 RockPusher: break into corners, accelerate out
 RealGamerCow: that was a fine set of turns
 MrSarkhan:    
 ElementalAlchemist: Wow!
 nyoomgoom: clean clean clean
 JadedCynic: BOOM
 gogoGadgetApathy: sub 3!
 TheWriterAleph: he's going there... and then he'll BE there...
 RandomTrivia:   
 ElementalAlchemist: Good job, Cameron!
  TXC2: clap clap clap
 kimmiekoneko: are we there yet?
 RockPusher:   
 JustChrisWood: Damn, Cameron!
 Psychic_Ketchup: That was very good!
 Sorator13: 
 Ormmannen: Looking on the speed. I whould never go 90 km/h in a forklift
 nyoomgoom: *clean*
 GazzyInferno: oh dang
 TheWooglie: 
  TXC2: Holy moly!
 DeM0nFiRe: Wow
 wordnerdify:     
Samarium13: Goody lap
 TheWriterAleph: oh!
 TheAinMAP:   
 melegaunt_: and don't forget, he started with 18 seconds on the clock
 AugmentingPath:  
 ManWithTheMask13: that's why they're the goat, simple as
 Eklinaar:   
 PharaohBender27: 
 ArrestedHouse: 
 RandomTrivia: @Ormmannen Most forklifts don't have 350bhp 
 therepoman__: ayy lmao
 the_phantom_game_player:   
 JadedCynic: how did bartlby do?
 ghizmou: wow, and on his first try
 MTGRanger:     
 JKBalch: 100 100 100 100 100  Go Cameron!
 thejadedthief:  
 MyrddintheWizard: nice 
 ylegm: 
 ManWithTheMask13:   
 ArcticAtlantic:   
 stippledotter:   
 RandomTrivia: Rivals Slaughtered
 BorgarWithAShotgun:      
 TehAmelie: you mean, locking the accelerator on "!ull" isn't the fastest way? Super Mario Kart lied to me
 RandomTrivia:    
 ExachixKitsune: Top Human
 iris_of_ether:     
 PharaohBender27: 
 TheWooglie: 
 whitebadgerwolf88:     
 7gorobei:    
 Ormmannen: @RandomTrivia True
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 RockPusher:   
 RandomTrivia: IAN 
 MrSarkhan: #besthuman
 ContingentCat: 
 TheWooglie: suck it James
  TXC2: congrats Cameron
 AugmentingPath: wait, what was bartleby's time?
 JadedCynic:  
 MAPBoardgames: LRRbot still on top
 RockPusher:  
 IanAllenBird:   
 ManWithTheMask13: I knew it
 wordnerdify: Dang, Ian
 RebekahWSD: Woo winning the human division!
 Psychic_Ketchup: Had to phrase it that way
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: You want to take that again?
 Mysticman89: And not necessarily big cheats either
  TXC2: Bye Cameron
 Strebenherz: "thank you for topping '
 MAPBoardgames: !advice
  LRRbot: Don't give the demon sphere to Dale.
marmalade_pen: flipping the car gets you the record
  Sarah_Serinde: !quote 7761
  LRRbot: Quote #7761: "Phrasing has never been a thing and I will never do it even once." —Ian [2021-09-05]
 Sogheim: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Partner your project with Warner Bros. Discovery.
 RandomTrivia: We know you're thirsty, we heard you 
 RealGamerCow: summary of the times so far?
 QuantumTwitch:    
 RandomTrivia: 
LesBeauxPlastiques: GG
Samarium13: @melegaunt_ vod shot time
 stippledotter: Top Glrr has been ideal
 AugmentingPath: oh, bartleby is 2:41, not 2:47.  Oh well, humans will get it next time
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: Was that 2:41 for Bartleby?
  Simriel: Witness Him!
 JadedCynic: @Psychic_Ketchup yes, it's ian
Samarium13: then some
 ArcticAtlantic: we've gone from watching Friday Nights Cameron win a trivia contest by 10 million points to leading the board on the forklift time trials! what a day for Cameron
 TheWooglie: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 RockPusher:   
 gogoGadgetApathy: what wheel and pedals are we using?
 TheMandrew: woooo Adam!
 Mangledpixel: wooo!
 Sorator13: g'morning adam!
 hatboozeparty: 
 wordnerdify:     
 ManWithTheMask13: THE GOATTT
 MrSarkhan:   
 TheWriterAleph: he's heeeeere
 SnowBuddy18: 
 tehfewl:    
 tezzatipoca: Congratulations you are now a top 🙂👍
 BusTed: 
 MTGRanger:   
  TXC2: Hello Adam
 ManWithTheMask13: THAT'S MY COACH RIGHT THERE
 IanAllenBird: 
 ghizmou: 
 e_bloc: 400 hell yeah brother
 TehAmelie: hi Adam
 ManWithTheMask13: He's a Drive Baby
 MAPBoardgames: At least 3 months
 iris_of_ether:   
 ManWithTheMask13: I've seen this guy turn green so many times
 Mr_Horrible: I wanted him to say "about 5 minutes" after that pause
Samarium13: i hope he crushes it
 RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHahaha
 KBKarma: So, is Adam forklift certified?
 kataanglover1: Had to walk away from computer for a minute. What place did Cam get?
Samarium13: see the body language comin up on set ?
 JadedCynic: @kataanglover1 2:48
 ManWithTheMask13: Which button lets you drive rush
DuneAlien: throwing ben to the wolfs xD
 accountmadeforants: Summoning your genie
 Easilycrazyhat: They're fidget buttons today
  TXC2: kataanglover1  top of the humans
 KBKarma: Has *anyone* been forklift certified so far?
 stippledotter: @kataanglover1 1st of all humans
 e_bloc: "should do things but won't do anything today."  yeah that's saturday for me
Scar_Red_Tiger: my dudes in the pipts
 krfsm: card games on forklifts?
 ghizmou: how else do you play yu-gioh GTX
 JadedCynic: 
 kataanglover1: GG Cam... TY everyone :lrrheart:
 JadedCynic: same
  TXC2: badboy rogue driver
Scar_Red_Tiger: On the family farm theyy dont ask questions
 malfnord: Ah, an off-the-books forklift operator
 e_bloc: Adam's Ganthaus
 roefizzlebeef: this aint your grandpappy's forklift
 accountmadeforants: Adam is the most Forklift Certified Forklift Uncertified person out there
 TehAmelie: a dark forklifter, if you will
 TheShameGranny: Adam! Adam Savidan! Such shameful uncertified forklifting!
 ManWithTheMask13: What's the drive gauge on this puppy?
 kimmiekoneko: lotsa tiny horses under the hood
drawnbinary: they can fit so many horses in there
 ElementalAlchemist: One horse has more than one horsepower
 incslayer: doesnt one horse have something 8 horsepower?
 ElementalAlchemist: 
  TXC2: no, cause a horse is like 12  horse power 
 iris_of_ether: 
 TheWriterAleph: 
 AugmentingPath: Not a very strong guy, that Newton
 Morrigan9: 1hp is not even close to 1 horse
 TehAmelie: i think a horse has 17 horsepower
 Mewr11: Wait that's not what a Newton is
 Mysticman89: the force of one apple falling on a head
 PharaohBender27: @incslayer Yeah, it's a really weird measurement
 aitsu100: a horse runs at like 5 horsepower or something
 fredcheckers: God, Newton was a wuss.
 Laogeodritt: horsepower is a power unit, we should be using watts =P
Spades_Slicc: 1 horsepower = 745.7 watts
 JadedCynic: kiloWatts?
 DrakoniteDev: horsepower depends on breed
 L0rdX33n: google says a horse can have up to 15 horsepower
 Mark_D_Stroyer: “Let’s see how fast this baby can lap the Nürbergring!”
  Simriel: The Newton: The number of horses Issac Newton could pull
 fredcheckers: We should adopt Donkeyforce
 TheWriterAleph: @L0rdX33n 
 Verrain2: But it should be the Newton def!
Boon_33: @L0rdX33n *shakes fist at measuring units*
 RockPusher: should it not have shifted up?
 Asimech: A lot of HP variance in these horses. Does it depend on the horse's class or how well they roll their HP dice?
 Didero: Are you sure it's automatic? Shouldn't it have gone into 2nd already?
 Snouut: You'll be pleased to know chat I am a certified forklift driver IRL.
 Sogheim: @fredcheckers LLamathrust
 Easilycrazyhat: Did your warehouse forklift corner this well, tough?
 RockPusher: is autoshift still on?
 JadedCynic: Hyster DOES make four models of forklift that have 350hp
 Atiota: he just does it so casually
 RandomTrivia: Adam sat down and immediately dialled in
 SnowBuddy18: he's gaming!
 Mysticman89: smooth and steady and 1st gear
 Snouut: Is this the Top Gear circuit ahah, can recognise this from a mile away
 ElementalAlchemist: He's doing so well
 Mark_D_Stroyer: Oh this is the Top Gear track
 Fanklok: He's starting to believe
DuneAlien: i mean he is stuck in first xD
 JadedCynic: I think running it in 1st might be the pro strat...
 Eklinaar: Brain too big
 kimmiekoneko: this is pog-racing
 e_bloc:     
 fredcheckers: @Sogheim Zebrachutzpah
Boon_33: listen to those puppies purr
 Niahlah: are you SURE it's automatic?
 JustChrisWood: that poor transmission
 Sorator13: It sure isn't
 LordZarano: "horsepower" was a marketing term to sell stationary steam engines to mines and factories. So they based it on particularly weak horses so they could sell a bigger number
 Niahlah: lol
Patorik: Sounds like he got stuck on a pylon
 IncredibleFrown: last time it did this, you did have to click something
 Snouut: If Adam doesnt full send Gambon (penultimate corner) i'll be disappointed
 NekomimiNinja: You gotta really put the pedal down for it to upshift it seems
 RandomTrivia: It's not going to be a transmission for long at this rate, it will be dust on the track
 terribleplan: He did the hammerhead!
 JadedCynic: @Niahlah yep, the autoshifter is...recalcitrant
 ManWithTheMask13: Ian, did you know that Adam's actually has a year of being a Drive Baby under his belt?
 Niahlah: wow...
 TehAmelie: "what gear are you in?" "GEAR?"
 RockPusher: Ian, want to try toggling autoshift off then on?
 L0rdX33n: Horsepower is measured against Dwayne the athsmatic show pony?
 Didero: This doesn't seem fair to Adam if it doesn't shift...
DuneAlien: being stuck in first for the first lap might be a blessing to learn it
 Snouut: ITS THE TOP GEAR TRACK!
 Mark_D_Stroyer: Damn Adam, that’s a solid car history
 Niahlah: that sounds like the forklift is gonna just fall apart
 RandomTrivia: Adam is clearly accustomed to making small, gentle inputs
 TehAmelie: @L0rdX33n they should have gone with Lil' Sebastian
 ElementalAlchemist: oh, hey, finally
 DrakoniteDev: the ui didn't say auto on like it did for cam's lap
 Snouut: Star in a Reasonably priced Forklift
 RandomTrivia: WE GOT SECOND GEAR! 
 JadedCynic: to adam, a car is a device
 AugmentingPath: ey, we shifted!
  TXC2: my dream car is a train 
 Cinominn: high speed forklift gameplay
 kimmiekoneko: that's car-ist
 aitsu100: finally game
 JustChrisWood: Third gear!
Boon_33: I've never seen a forklift with this much grip, clearly the track needs more floor polish on it.
 tezzatipoca: Is that gravelly sound all the horses? #badjoke #yw
 RockPusher: wheeeee
 accountmadeforants: Adam doesn't know Taxinomy
 Mark_D_Stroyer: He Gambon’d it!
rogerivany: I've owned 4 cars.  All Corollas
 JadedCynic: this was the FIRST time off the track 
 JadedCynic: good taste
 Snouut: He flew off Gambon ahah
 PharaohBender27: 
DuneAlien: torque steer baby
 JustChrisWood: give it the beans
 BusTed: 
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 RandomTrivia: That's why they're called "Booms", because that's the sound you hear when you bonk them 
 ManWithTheMask13: GET THE RESET
 ManWithTheMask13: Run the set, brother
 RockPusher: River Raid 
 JadedCynic: oh man, river raid...memories
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Pac-Man cabinet at the Piggly Wiggly
 Herbert_Erpaderp: I remember enjoying river raid
Boon_33: adam played the sonogram invitro
 Snouut: Savidan drifting in a forklift noiceee
 SursaiKosecksi: 2600 gang
 JadedCynic: ah, "the family gamer" 
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 JadedCynic: @SursaiKosecksi o/\o
 TheAinMAP: https://clips.twitch.tv/TrappedGorgeousDeerKAPOW-4GQ3fwKoMKicPKCF
 Snouut: Chat what does the ice cream mean at the top there?
  TXC2: !subathon
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 RockPusher: Boy!
Spritz_T: ice cream party count
 MTGRanger: @Snouut I believe it means they've earned or are on track to earn ice cream
 whitebadgerwolf88: It's kinda funny how casual Adam is with the steering wheel hand position compared to everyone else
 Snouut: Oh I see thank you!
  Sarah_Serinde: We are 167 subs/400-bit cheers away from ice cream for the crew
 CaptynByrd: On the other hand, its only been two minutes.
Boon_33: sift into... o
 Didero: Ugh, it feels so unfair when it doesn't shift
 Snouut: @MTGRanger Hmmm depends on the flavour aha
 Sorator13: The auto shifter really is a problem
  Sarah_Serinde: After that, 250 will get James hit with a bunch of water balloons
 Mark_D_Stroyer: What does this transmission refuse to shift?
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  Sarah_Serinde: So I'm hoping for that one
 ManWithTheMask13: Option select into the right turn
 JadedCynic: good mentality adam! 
 e_bloc: no crashes, you're the GOAT!  best to ever drive a forklift
 MTGRanger: @Sarah_Serinde who isn't?
 TacitusVigil: The Zen of Adam
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 j_crane330: We÷
  Sarah_Serinde: @MTGRanger James. 
 Snouut: @Sarah_Serinde Ahah me too! Good to see you again 
 GameSageZB: Those tires sound like they're _shredding_ themselves
 MikoKisai: @Mark_D_Stroyer I think the game does that if you're off the track, and they technically keep doing that on that part
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 AugmentingPath: the grass wall!
Samarium13: front end dumped it
 Mai_Andra: Does 'Junimo Kart' count as a driving game?
 Snouut: is this beamng?
 j_crane330: He sticks the landing
 JadedCynic: asseto corza
 jessieimproved: I played the heck out of Need for Speed HP
 ManWithTheMask13: I once saw this man fight a Hugo for an hour and a half with no fear
 ElementalAlchemist: shifter pls
DuneAlien: this gear thing is driving me insane
 Mysticman89: touched a few test drives in the earliest days
 the_lone_bard: Gran Tourismo was "Dad game" territory for my generation.
  TXC2: the racing game I played was Colin McCrea rally
DuneAlien: @ElementalAlchemist its stuck it wont change xD
 the_lone_bard: We got Driver and Need for speed.
 AugmentingPath: do you have to slow down and then accelerate hard to get it to shift?
 ClodiumSoride: The winner will be determined by whose shifter actually decides to do something.
  Sarah_Serinde: That's on them for having a different language that we don't know
 Snouut: if youre not red lining a forklift then you're doing it wrong
 vegetalss4: When Cam got stuck on a gear, Ian said something about "more throttle" and then he had much less trouble with it
  Sarah_Serinde: That's how that works
 Mark_D_Stroyer: Fort Za.
Samarium13: Driver
 ExachixKitsune: @TXC2 : same!
  TXC2: ExachixKitsune  nice
Samarium13: PS1 Driver was mad
 the_lone_bard: Anyone else play Rollcage on the PS1?
 jacqui_lantern234: ian, i love you, but thats kind of a garbage take
 SnowBuddy18: @Mark_D_Stroyer perfect place for a pizza party
 Mr_Horrible: love going down to the Forza Parlor for a slice
 DrakoniteDev: according to a coworker of mine that worked on forza, everyone pronounces it wrong. everyone.
 JustChrisWood: I really want to see someone try the manual shifter. might corrupt the result, though.
 Snouut: @SnowBuddy18 you're a genius 
DuneAlien: changing the songs in GTA 3, vice city and San Andreas was the best
 BigDaddyBland87: My dad is a mechanic so I grew up with NASCAR games...that and Driver 1&2
 aitsu100: sounds like a need for speed to me
Boon_33: ridge racer and jet moto series were fun
 JadedCynic: I'd say the one 'racing' game I played the most was "Deathtrack" - kind of a car wars thing with leagues and persistent competitors...
 malfnord: San Andreas had the best radio stations in a game ever
 terribleplan: Midnight Club 3: Dub Edition
 Didero: @the_lone_bard I played Rollcage on PC. I don't know if it was the game or our monitor, but it blew out two LCD (I think) screens, and then my dad didn't allow me and my brothers to play it anymore 
 accountmadeforants: What is a forklift if not a tall go-kart
 Snouut: Are the forks being super high up not messing up the balance of the vehicle?
  TXC2: malfnord  yes
 Mark_D_Stroyer: This forklift does look like it has incredible non-progressive understeer.
 Angreed66: Unlike the other drivers Adam isn't cheating the hammer
Samarium13: yeh San Andre ws gold
 aitsu100: Need for Speed Underground was very hiphop
 SnowBuddy18: the rubber helps you stick
 the_lone_bard: @Didero Hilariously fitting considering the game XD
 RandomTrivia: There's literal rubber on the road
 Atiota: thats wild
 TehAmelie: Micro Machines on Amiga 500. boy did i play that more than it deserved
 JadedCynic: that is what that dark shadow on the track is 
Samarium13: i prefered the floaty speed racer game, um called , um,
 ElementalAlchemist: That's a lap!
 Snouut: looking impressive! just need to master the chicane now
Samarium13: Wipeout
 JadedCynic: was that a sub-two minute lap?
 SnowBuddy18: no
 SnowBuddy18: 2:48
 ManWithTheMask13: Adam's whiff punishing the shit out of these turns
 BigDaddyBland87: Jet Moto 2
 Laogeodritt: Rubber on the runway is bad for braking performance when you're trying to *stop* a plane on a landing, though =V
 JadedCynic: @SnowBuddy18 ty! my eyesight isn't great and it rolled over before I focused completely
 accountmadeforants: I was gonna guess F-Zero, Samarium13  Same thing, basically
Samarium13: hold the darker track lines
 LordZarano: Forza - Proper noun - a surname - /ˈfɔr.tsa/
Samarium13: hodl
 LordZarano: - Wiktionary
 Snouut: nice and slow adam!
Samarium13: classic Audi trans
 Eklinaar: Don't worry about it
 MrSarkhan: Transmission is not having a good time.
 Didero: Did the other racers also have to fight the transmission?
 Cinominn: i thought he was on manual and refusing to shift
  TXC2: Transmission has exactly one tooth left 
 ArcticAtlantic: 200 heading down for dinner so just making sure I get my last bits in. will try to be back up for pizza 
 Mark_D_Stroyer: It’s not the hammerhead, it’s the battleaxe
 gogoGadgetApathy: forklift lives on the rev limiter
 Sfalanga42: is this properly representing the rear steered nature of the forklift?
 SnowBuddy18: There's been big cheats
 Angreed66: they all cheated there
 deinonychus24: Either losing time or big cheats
 Snouut: this top gear track is very nostalgic
 ManWithTheMask13: Ian, this portion has been incredibly entertaining. More entertaining than I would've guessed
  TXC2: Sfalanga42  doesn't seem like it
Samarium13: @Sfalanga42 Nooo and i drive em for a living
 urist_mc_wazdakka: can you lower the forks, I'm getting anxiety
  TXC2: urist_mc_wazdakka  it doesn't make a difference
 Snouut: @Sfalanga42 Not all forklifts are rear steered. If theyre propane forklifts vs battery forklifts then the steering is different respectively.
 MTGRanger: @Samarium13 Samarium which of these fine LRRfolk would you forklift certified, given the option?
Samarium13: @Samarium13 ok, but maybe ?\\
 ManWithTheMask13: DIDN'T FLIP IT 
 Cinominn: im always anticipating a flip but this forklift seems.... suspiciously grounded
AnimeKitty: Morning chat! Are we racing in a forklift?
 TehAmelie: anyone remember Uniracers aka Unirally? they gave those living unicycles so much personality
 accountmadeforants: @Cinominn Ian says they've tried flipping it but couldn't
 Mark_D_Stroyer: Yeah thing looks like it goes from forgiving to frustrating at a serious clip.
  TXC2: hello AnimeKitty  we sure are
 Laogeodritt meows at @AnimeKitty
Boon_33: @AnimeKitty sure are, time trials
Samarium13: @MTGRanger great Q, none have lifted and moved a load yet!
 ExachixKitsune: Hello Animekitty!
  Texan_Reverend: Yeah, being consistent and without major issues is how you get fast laps rather than maximum speed the whole time.
 ClodiumSoride: @Cinominn Matt managed to roll it several times. Ian was never able to, despite trying many times.
Halinn: @TehAmelie I transposed some of those letters and read it way wrong
 AragornKeuken: @Cinominn Forklifts are incredibly bottom weighted of course
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 Snouut: I'd probably trust Beej or Ian the most to drive a forlklift IRL
Samarium13: @AragornKeuken Yes
 Cinominn: @TehAmelie i do remember that game, was fun as heck
 AnimeKitty: @AnAnonymousGifter Thanks for the gift sub anonymous goober!
 urist_mc_wazdakka: yeah really hard to flip a lift unless the forks are up high!....
 maxdamnit: If Ian is the Stig, should he be talking?
 ElementalAlchemist: ooh, so smooth
 accountmadeforants: Now I'm just picturing co-driver Ian hanging off the side of the forklift, giving instructions
MajorFrostbyte: That was a nice turn
 Snouut: the balance triangle is way off with the forks being this high up aha, imagine if they were carrying a load as well
 ManWithTheMask13: as smooth a buttah
 JadedCynic: from what I've heard, Adam is the person I'd most trust using a forklift...still have yet to find someone with papers to appease the gummimint
 AragornKeuken: Will Ian record a time for the board?
Samarium13: that turn makes me feel it IS rear wheeel aware
 RockPusher: 
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 RandomTrivia: Bartleby is the one who did the benchmark lap, he's the Stig's Canadian cousin
  TXC2: 
 BlueChloroplast:   
 Snouut: @RandomTrivia One of the stigs many cousins!
 accountmadeforants: Oh hell, we've found 3rd gear
 jvetting83: Ian strikes me as a James May.
 neveth: just tuned in, and I am so glad Ian IS using the Top Gear track gfor this
 50keyz: "some say his blood has been replaced my maple syrup"
 Fanklok: I believe it is established lore that not a single LRRson has a forklift permit
  TXC2: held it !
 SnowBuddy18: this was a fast lap
 marawr_arts: 1000 go adam!
 JadedCynic: I am eager for this...
 Snouut: *queue top gear theme music*
 RandomTrivia: @50keyz "and that he has a birthmark in the shape of Vancouver Island"
 Two_Hats:   
 AragornKeuken: Is the wheel centered?
Samarium13: hot larp
Cptasparagus: hot laps in your area
Samarium13: GO!
 50keyz: @RandomTrivia love it!
 accountmadeforants: 
Samarium13: hahaha
 ElementalAlchemist: the timer *started* at 15 seconds?
 Mark_D_Stroyer: “Star in a Pointily-shaped car”
 Fanklok: Yeah Adam it's July, gotta be straight again
 urist_mc_wazdakka: can you put the forks in the middle of the view, cause that would be a fun hot lap
  Simriel: Only The Sting would deny being The Sting
Samarium13: GO!
 itmightbemikey: You have the VOD at least
 MikoKisai: @ElementalAlchemist the timer seems to start ticking as soon as the game launches, not when you click through the menu
 accountmadeforants: Also, the timer seems to start at a point after 0?
Samarium13: turn on traction control
 RandomTrivia: 
 Easilycrazyhat: Got there
 tehfewl: no power steering
 Snouut: third times the charm
 Snouut: go savidan!
Samarium13: Derp
 Luminaire_p: The timer seems to start when it launches
 RandomTrivia: @Samarium13 It is a forklift 
Samarium13: GO!
 RandomTrivia: 
  amative1: @accountmadeforants The timer starts when Ian clicks "restart", so it's going the whole time he's counting down
 JadedCynic: Bullwinke: "This time, fer SURE!" 
Samarium13: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 tsp397: Go Adam!
 Snouut:    
 RockPusher: 
 Mark_D_Stroyer: We’ve reheated this lap in the microwave
 NekomimiNinja: oh we zoomin now!
 deinonychus24: There's a fourth gear??!?!
 ManWithTheMask13: LET'S GO ADAMMM
 Snouut: a forklift going 130km/h seems realistic aha
Samarium13: heavy steering vro
 RandomTrivia: Oh noooo the invisible wall!
 PharaohBender27: 
 RockPusher: 
 ElementalAlchemist: RIP
  TXC2: it's Jover !
 PsychoI3oy: that's the first time I've seen 4th gear
 Jigokuro: 
marmalade_pen: it sjover
 Mr_Horrible: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 TehAmelie: did you nail a 720?
 Atiota: 
 Laogeodritt: Two whole rotations!
 50keyz: take the mulligan
 kataanglover1: This time... With Feeling!
 MatzerKat: It's so Shenmover
 Mischievous_Catgeist: once more with feeling
 BigDaddyBland87: ok for real real this time
 Fanklok: No Luffy you can't handle fourth gear
 j_crane330: And you were doing so well
 Snouut: adams trying to win the style contest
 RealGamerCow: Adam went full send
  TXC2: uh....one more?
WanderingOmen: straight weehl
Samarium13: early brake accel thru corner
 foopoiuyt: Is this Savadan or Gambon?
Scar_Red_Tiger: Mull to 5
 ManWithTheMask13: Nice 720
 ManWithTheMask13: Bro was churning
 j_crane330: Easy
Samarium13: good enough
 Snouut: adams driving a lawnmower it seems
 googoltudoris: DNF! DNF! DNF!
 KBKarma: Do we know who else is gonna be on?
Samarium13: yes!!
 Didero: !next
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 50keyz: nice corner!
Samarium13: follow the dark line
 Didero: Oh,there's a whole more hour, sweet!
 Mark_D_Stroyer: More like DNF Duels
Samarium13: nice
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 JadedCynic: @Snouut interestingly, they DO actually make commercial forklifts with 350hp engines...
Alex Frank: why does the wheel move in the opposite direction of the hands?
  mtvcdm: Scorecard update: Currently 16 over par. Next stroke added in 23 sub units.
 JadedCynic: they're bigger than this little boi tho
 holysnapx: Is it just me or is that the top gear track?
 TehAmelie: the good thing with forklift racing is, if you wipe out you can make a meal out of it
  TXC2: holysnapx  it is
 Mark_D_Stroyer: This is Top Gear, yeah
 ElementalAlchemist: RIP cone
 Snouut: @JadedCynic Is there a forklift racing league like there is for lawnmowers aha
 accountmadeforants: Cone obliterated
Boon_33: that cone was 1 day from retirement!
  Texan_Reverend:  that cone!
 TehAmelie: i bet that cone was with Gant
  mtvcdm: Cone had it coming
 ElementalAlchemist: ooooooh
Samarium13: YES
 ElementalAlchemist: *that* was excellent
 Snouut: cone looked at adam weirdly
 trainpants: smooth
 MatzerKat: Today's race is sponsored by VLC Media Player
Samarium13: sweeet
 holysnapx: Forklift racing is on track for that show LOL
 ElementalAlchemist: so buttery
 PsychoI3oy: slow is smooth, and smooth is fast
Samarium13: hubris is the undooer
 jvetting83: Don't jinx it.
 Luminaire_p: his lap was... perfectly smooth
 Marvoleath: and on the first try! 
 nyoomgoom: video games!
 50keyz: first time every time
 RandomTrivia: Held it!
 RealGamerCow: Adam picks up new things so quickly
 NekomimiNinja: looking sweet!
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 CmdrMadMoe: His lap was... perfectly smooth!
 j_crane330: 
Samarium13: gambon
Samarium13: woot
  mtvcdm: And across the line!
 Snouut: im so happy this is Adam's first attempt!
 RockPusher: around Gambon and across the line !!!!!!
 RandomTrivia:    
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 ManWithTheMask13: Let's go gambling!
 accountmadeforants: 
Samarium13: YAY
 NekomimiNinja: 
 Mark_D_Stroyer: Gambon’d it!
 MrSarkhan:   
 MTGRanger:   
 terribleplan: HOLY
 SnowBuddy18: perfect
WanderingOmen: nice nice
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 PharaohBender27:  !
 Mr_Horrible: 
 Sorator13: 
 50keyz: NICE
 Didero: Oh wow
marmalade_pen: wowie
 GazzyInferno: lmao
 Fanklok: I cheered out loudf
 nyoomgoom: 
 ExachixKitsune: holy moly
 PharaohBender27: HOLY MOLY
 ManWithTheMask13: LMAOOO
 Psychic_Ketchup: Let's go Adam!
 themercenary1987: WHOLY!
 accountmadeforants: The pink thing is defeated!
 Sorator13: \o/
 AnimeKitty:   
 BigDaddyBland87:  
  TXC2: LETS FUCKING GO!
 ManWithTheMask13: WE GOT THERE
 nekobun: dang
 Snouut: GREAT FIRST ATTEMPT!
 SymphonySolstice: GAMING
 keely_lionheart: wooow
 Didero: So glad the autoshifter cooperated!
 malfnord: 
 TheAinMAP: 
 j_crane330: 
  Texan_Reverend: Wooooo!  there.
 Atiota:   
 ghizmou:   
Samarium13: Legit
 PharaohBender27: He beat  !
 AugmentingPath: first try!
 gibbousm: Gamer OP
 Chronomagistrate:   
 lirazel64: Wheeeee!
 trainpants: 
 nyoomgoom: *big clean*
 e_bloc: Goated
 the_phantom_game_player:      
 ArdCollider:   
 RealGamerCow: Adam with the Tom Cruise lap
 aitsu100: crushed James
 RandomTrivia:    
 Eklinaar:      
 ArrestedHouse:   
 theeffohzero: What's the game? Stream is still on fallout
 ElementalAlchemist: eat it, Bartleby
 BlueChloroplast:    
 thejadedthief:  
 MrSarkhan: Adam the true gamer
 LadyLockwood92: He's the Goat
 MTGRanger:  
 RockPusher:   
 Cinominn: heck yeah
 ElementalAlchemist: good job Adam!
 Snouut: GREAT FIRST TRY!
 ManicPixieDreamLurker: \o/
 JadedCynic: 
 RockPusher:   
Samarium13: woooooot
 IanAllenBird:   
 MrSarkhan:   
 saintguard:      
 CaptynByrd: What a GAMER
 LordZarano: 
  TXC2: theeffohzero  should be on special events
 50keyz: ADAM!
 tehfewl:       
 Jillexie: Gamer
 accountmadeforants: 
 Mr_Horrible: that's why he's the goart
 Didero: @theeffohzero It's on 'Special Events' for me
 7gorobei:    
Boon_33: what was the stig's time?
 ElementalAlchemist: because Adam had such a smooooooth lap
 jacqui_lantern234: DO NOT doubt the boshy
 ManWithTheMask13: "Don't come to my neighborhood again, you weird little dick puppet"
Vinchenz: I saw it mentioned that the model might have the wheel set up incorrectly
Vinchenz: Wow!!
YareNiDaze: Just tuned in and omg it's actually Top Gear. Love it.
Vinchenz: Get wrecked Bartleby!
  Simriel: Adam remembering "Oh right, I am good at videogames*
 Pseudonym_Ken: SAV-I-DAN! SAV-I-DAN
 marawr_arts: 1000 bweh bweh bweh
 Asimech: Adam with A Damn good result.
 RandomTrivia: 
 JustMeJude: !next
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 ElementalAlchemist: Hi Kathleen!
 MrSarkhan:    
 Atiota: nyawww
  TXC2: Hello Kathleen
 L0rdX33n: Adam’s gone full silver fox. It’s kinda sexy
 TehAmelie: hello!
 AugmentingPath: the racing blanket
 PharaohBender27: 
 lirazel64: 100 100 100 100
 whitebadgerwolf88: Let's go Adam!!  
 RockPusher: Kathleen in the regulation racing attire
  Texan_Reverend: Yay! Hi, Kathleen.
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/FunTawdrySpaghettiDoggo-BzqXC-rDZbeyrgOG
 KBKarma: Kathleen is naturally warm blooded.
 googoltudoris: adam savaDAYUM
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 Snouut: We got a Kiwi behind the wheel! Lets goooo!
 GameSageZB: I am surprised that I don't see Kathleen in a blanket more.
 L0rdX33n: bathrobe forklift race
 FrostyKaze: I'm very jealous. I'm just melting at home
 JadedCynic: @Snouut the only thing I could find is seniors racing R/C forklifts, but it IS called The National Forklift Racing League...
 CmdrMadMoe: cozy core bog hag is an aesthetic
Hareharee: isnt the PPR in 2 mins? or did i see wrong
 RandomTrivia: This is definitely not bit-infringement or anything, nope, not at all
 Nigouki: oh wow, I didn't know cookie monster had that much skin. must be reaaaaally long below camera
 TheAinMAP: https://clips.twitch.tv/PoliteTenaciousCodKappaWealth-l75tWQX8XH1lw2xu
 Snouut: @JadedCynic Okay. Now how do I sign up.
  Sarah_Serinde: @Hareharee It's tomorrow
 PharaohBender27: @Hareharee No, it's tomorrow
 Sorator13: @Hareharee PPR is tomorrow, not today
  TXC2: Hareharee  it's tomorrrow
DuneAlien: did someone in tg turn out to be a monster? xD
  mtvcdm: Now, Kathleen has an actual drivers' license.
Hareharee: oh rip
 KBKarma: EVERYONE is smaller that Adam.
Alex Frank: yeah, I think I see Gambon coming up
YareNiDaze: He is the Boshy, after all.
  Simriel: It's top gear, but no one is racist :p
YareNiDaze: So just James May?
Eric L: Forklift certified!
Samarium13: Kath got this
 ElementalAlchemist: remember: jam on the gas (JAM ON THE GAS)
 JadedCynic: @Snouut lifespark seems to be involved: https://www.teamsideline.com/sites/Lifespark/schedules
 RockPusher: Kathleen "average height human in a land of giants" De Vere
 AragornKeuken: The only good thing Clarkson has ever done is his rural farming advocacy.
 j_crane330: And pedal
 Snouut: We have a kiwi behind the wheel lets goo!
 LadyLockwood92: Step on the gas. Step on the gas?
Samarium13: we all got one'
 the_phantom_game_player:  
Samarium13: NZ windy roads
Spades_Slicc: wait, who at lrr doesn't have a driver's license?
 Snouut: @JadedCynic Im not aware what Lifespark is?
 RandomTrivia:  oh no
  mtvcdm: Famous last words
 MrSarkhan: Same!
 jacqui_lantern234: so a normal stick shift? 
 PharaohBender27: 
  mtvcdm: "I can drive basically anything." -Kathleen De Vere
 accountmadeforants: It's wild that parents are allowed to teach their kids driving in other countries.
Scar_Red_Tiger: Confidence is key
 MrSarkhan: 
Samarium13: indeed
 KBKarma: @Spades_Slicc Alex, as I recall. Someone mentioned it in stream a few days ago.
 Didero: Glad you have to get driver's lessons from a certified instructor here...
 SeismicLawns: barely passed is functionally identical to perfect
 nyoomgoom: heck i drive absurdly carefully and i flunked my first two driving exams, and barely scraped by the third
 Sorator13: @KBKarma Graham as well, I think
 j_crane330: Welcome to North America
 ManicPixieDreamLurker: All the good drivers passed on the second attempt 
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 Laogeodritt: @accountmadeforants Here in Quebec, lessons from a certified driving school have become mandatory.
 Eklinaar: Failing driver's license tests is pretty normal, I am a cautious driver and I had years of driving under my belt already when I took my test (grew up farming, started driving at 10) and I failed 3 times before passing.
Samarium13: get a dash cam, and join the vigilantee mindset, its dangerous trust me
 ElementalAlchemist: like a forklift
 itmightbemikey: Oh yeah, I had that lunatic driver friend that I took several rides with in High School. It was made worse by the fact that the car he drove was completely nonfunctional and yet somehow still moved.
 RandomTrivia: Like a supermarket cage
Samarium13: forklifts are weird
Samarium13: like that
 Fanklok: I want a compilation of this segment set to Deja Vu
 KBKarma: @Samarium13 Why do we want Cam running?
 RandomTrivia: Oh lordy
 Mangledpixel: we're still on booth view
Samarium13: not a REAL forlift
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 JadedCynic: SIX hundred?!?
Patorik: I guess the 2 wheels in the front need to hold the weight, and the one back wheel is like arudder
Boon_33: there's a reason why cars don't steer from the back
 Snouut: imagine no practice laps aha
WolfGirlVeronica: so are we soaking james
 RockPusher: *slaps roof of forklift* this thing can fit so many horses
  TXC2: rear wheel steering means we are a boat 
 j_crane330: Only trained for my work place not valid anywhere else
  Texan_Reverend: It just weighs _many_ tons.
Boon_33: 3-2-1 fork!
 Snouut: @RockPusher 
Samarium13: 3 times a car weight
 Krektogar: hell yes, mess up those pixels
  mtvcdm: Even if you flip the car, you're not the first
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/InterestingBitterHerbsItsBoshyTime-aqpGqxKVwmB2RssV
 miniMacGuru: My driver's license test administrator claimed that she "wanted" to fail me, but I had technically not done badly enough so I had enough points to pass. (I was a nervous student)
 L0rdX33n: Forklifts can do an alarming amount of damage… I learned inadvertently
 j_crane330: When you try it doesn't work
Samarium13: dats that rear steer
 Snouut: Captain Slow!
Samarium13: early brake
 Sorator13: @miniMacGuru What a confidence booster, that
 AugmentingPath: sometimes!
Samarium13: Ferrari
 googoltudoris: james may is actually the best driver of the presenters
 JadedCynic: okay, yeah.  THIS is is beyond what you can find in real life - maybe the army has big powerful ones for their logistics...but...not Ryobi, eg.
 RandomTrivia: Good drifit
 RandomTrivia: *drift
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/CredulousCoweringChipmunkJonCarnage-i275gaR7Lak_DEVW
 Fanklok: You can tell Kathleen has been to Tokyo
  mtvcdm: Nice handling of Wilson
 RockPusher: WolfGirlVeronica currently James remains dry - 157 sub equivalent to ice cream unlock
  TXC2: somehow held that
 Mark_D_Stroyer: @googoltudoris Especially driving to 20th Century Schizoid Man
Samarium13: its a mixed turn track
 RandomTrivia: Still embracing the James May then with the sense of direction 
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 ElementalAlchemist: I, too, have seen Redline
 MatzerKat: Other BBC motoring programs are available...
  mtvcdm: Well, okay first try around Chicago
 PharaohBender27: 
 YareNiDaze: @MatzerKat Fifth Gear does exist.
 RandomTrivia: Forklift's haunted
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Samarium13: re-vucanize those tyres post haste
 incslayer: during my drivers license test we got stuck at a train crossing for about half the alotted test time so the examiner had to "skip" several steps
Samarium13: the transmission is Audi so be p a t i e n t .
  mtvcdm: I love the wheel and the hands don't match up.
 RealGamerCow: I am guessing Kathleen has a lead foot
  mtvcdm: This is Hammerhead.
Samarium13: Go NZ! gambon is the last turn to finish
 Crokoking: why do the hands go the opposite direction of the steering wheel...
  mtvcdm: Hammerhead is the quick left and the long right.
 xVoxtric: this fork lift has four wheels? I'm used to the three wheelers
 RandomTrivia: @Crokoking Because Asetto Corsa is a well built simulation game 
 RandomTrivia: Welp
 RockPusher: trying to explore the woods 
 RandomTrivia: Wheel centre!
  TXC2: Crokoking  kathleen is facing us, the forklift is facing away
 Mark_D_Stroyer: This is also, to be fair, a very confusing and poorly-marked version of this track.
  TXC2: Jesus take the wheel !
 Mark_D_Stroyer: The version in For(t/z)a 5 was way more legible.
 RockPusher: It Not Perfect System
 L0rdX33n: … Is *that* what they teach you?!?
 RandomTrivia: @TXC2 Have you seen the in-game wheel?
 AugmentingPath: because you're in the field, that's how you tell
  mtvcdm: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e2/TG_Test_Track.PNG
 MikoKisai: @Crokoking most likely the forklift model is wrong and the steering wheel is facing the wrong way
Samarium13: its your hands, not the wheeel surface
 googoltudoris: man i really wish i had room for a sim driving wheel
  TXC2: RandomTrivia  the hands are more concerning to me
Samarium13: ignore the wheel
Samarium13: eat the wagon wheel
 TehAmelie: 50 km/h in first gear, how fast does a forklift need to be able to go?
 xVoxtric: I know you're talking about km/h but my mind works in m/h, 50 sounds so slow haha
 SandwichKed: This needs a fleet of traffic cones.
 RockPusher: 
 Mark_D_Stroyer: @tehamelie It’s “Tuned”. The answer is “faster”
 RockPusher: 
 Herbert_Erpaderp: Kathleen asking the important questions
Boon_33: @TehAmelie gotta go fast
 PharaohBender27: 
  TXC2: me thinks big cheats are in store 
Samarium13: the hands
  mtvcdm: Hammerhead is quick left, long right.
 accountmadeforants: Why don't we just do a donut over the finish line and skip the entire track?
 deinonychus24: Kathleen found a much more optimal line
 AugmentingPath: send scouts ahead to see deeper into the FOW
 YareNiDaze: Yeah, Hammerhead is always fun.
Samarium13: hammer is long at 200 kmh
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 Mark_D_Stroyer: Hammerhead is one of the hardest turns on tracks, period
 googoltudoris: the VoteLizard racing team is in full force today
  mtvcdm: Hammerhead is rough.
Samarium13: in a fork
Samarium13: yes
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/ThankfulTriumphantLegBrainSlug-UsxOBqhRmDe4bK6C
  mtvcdm: And now you can open up.
  TXC2: hello raiders
Samarium13: righ
 MAPBoardgames: Kathleen has been listening to music for a long time
Samarium13: long pen
 RealGamerCow: Kathleen, I understand, I had a 2008 Versa and they just *ask* to be whipped around
  mtvcdm: Follow Through is relatively okay, then past the tires.
  mtvcdm: And then Second To Last Corner and Gambon.
 mwlsn: oh hey, it's Kathleen in a reasonably priced forklift!
Samarium13: we watched too much Grand Tour
Samarium13: ducks
 xVoxtric: America is a great place to go fast
 jumping_point: How did Adam place btw?
 SnowBuddy18: I go to the race track when I want to go fast
Samarium13: indeed
  TXC2: jumping_point  he's in first
  mtvcdm: Now into Gambon.
Samarium13: science
 RockPusher: Moose are well know enemies of speed
 jumping_point: Oh, nice!
 loufghyslaufey: Pallet Javelins!?
Samarium13: gamboooon
  mtvcdm: And across the line
Samarium13: finish
 PharaohBender27: Oh, is it now evening in-game?
 jumping_point: Thanks, TXC2!
abslomdaak42: a wizard did it
 YareNiDaze: They're called the Worst Witch!
  Sarah_Serinde: The Young Wizards series by Diane Duane
Samarium13: woot
 betweenmyself: the insane maneuver known as a left followed by another left
 TheMerricat: I just realized, 50 minutes till the finale chat.....
 goateedave86: The books of the Belgariad are fantastic
Samarium13: victory wiggle
 L0rdX33n: I enjoyed the Bartimeous trilogy
 jumping_point: Temepst and Slaughter by Tamora Pierce!
abslomdaak42: I'm reading A Wizard of Earthsea, it's quite good!
 AugmentingPath: through the grass, let's go
 jumping_point: *Tempest and Slaughter
 MTGRanger: Redwall doesn't have a *ton* of magic (at least in book 1, which I have read) but it's quite good
 loufghyslaufey: Not a book, but the name of the title is probably Frieren. In case any parents are looking.
 loufghyslaufey: I think.
 loufghyslaufey: I guess its manga, initially
 jumping_point: @loufghyslaufey Frieren is so good!
 ManicPixieDreamLurker: Apparently if you go to Dunsfold for a track day, they don't let you do the figure of 8 so you don't crash into other people on the opposite part of the lap...
 Viewers_Like_You: It's a shame we'll never know whether Kathleen has a story to tell
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 Atiota: brbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr
 tomnar: Doesn't desert bus count? 
 KaleidoscopeMind: @Viewers_Like_You she just never gets the opportunity 
Clockwork_Cthulhu: Ash Ridley and the Phoenix by Lisa Foiles is a fantastic book about wizard at a school if you need alternative to the other books.
 theeffohzero: Tractor top gear
 theeffohzero: Woot
 Nigouki: I dislike that I have to live in a suburban hell that requires a car because driving just ain't great if you have anxiety
 Atiota: an image just appeared in my mind of little witch kathleen puttering around town in a forklift and attempting to sell her potions and tonics to the townsfolk
 ContingentCat: I like to do that but bus there and walking home.
 public_key_reveal_party: I miss living somewhere with options to walk or take the bus
 TehAmelie: i'm reading the last of the Broken Earth books. it's a difficult read cause i get so angry i have to put them down every 5 pages, but in a good way
 ylegm: big think let's all the intrusive thoughts bury themselves
 ContingentCat: @public_key_reveal_party yeah it's a major part of why I live where I do
 theeffohzero: Tho I think this would be better if another computer is spectating and Ian commentates the footage afterwards
DuneAlien: wait you said that so casually
 harke_: I feel that, a surgeon royally messed up my foot almost 2 years ago and I've barely been able to walk since. My mental health has TANKED
 loufghyslaufey: oh, its been "5 hours left" an hour ago?
Samarium13: i think my no car situation now will help me get fitter, gotta ride a bike to work now
 MTGRanger: @harke_  
 PharaohBender27: @harke_ 
  TXC2: harke_  sorry to hear that 
 loufghyslaufey: !quote cori
  LRRbot: Quote #503: "Go left, go right,  !" —Cori, Beej, and Ryan [2015-07-20]
 theeffohzero: My condolences @harke_
Samarium13: its a ferrrari in a 2 tonne steel cage with rear wheeel steering
 loufghyslaufey: @LRRbot OMG, hahahahahha
 nyoomgoom: the forklift just wants to do some donuts
Samarium13: insane
 theeffohzero: Dat quote
 Niahlah: who's the boss now? GRAVITY
 goateedave86: Entropy is the real boss
 harke_: Thanks All  I'm on surgery 3 to try to fix it and it's not looking super promising so far
 incslayer: Elton John?
 RandomTrivia: 
 RockPusher: Springsteen
 TehAmelie: who eats donuts with a fork?
 krfsm: Springsteen?
 Krektogar: Kthleen taming the wild mustang that is the forklift
 DrakoniteDev: kathleen the chaos gremlin
Carson Chavez: Chat, what are we playing?
 theeffohzero: Forklifts aren't designed to go fast like thst
  mtvcdm: (15 sub units from adding a stroke to the minigolf scorecard.)
 loufghyslaufey: How did the LRRBot read that in this circumstance?      
 BusTed: 
 Mark_D_Stroyer: The reverse Gambon
 RandomTrivia: BAHAHAHAHAHA
 PharaohBender27: 
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 RockPusher: 
 MrSarkhan:  
 UnknownFriday: I'd love for Kathleen to just be sandbagging the heck out of this and end up putting in a sub 2 minute lap.
 jumping_point: @TehAmelie I don't know, but now I want donuts.
 RandomTrivia: 
 theeffohzero: As I've peeked at the qualification certification documentataion
 Didero: I'd try at least one practice lap at full speed
 googoltudoris: no one can stop kathleen except kathleen!
 Angreed66: @UnknownFriday I think sub 2 min is impossible without cheating
  Simriel: It was definitely proven that Angelo is the boss :p
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/MagnificentShakingGuanacoOSkomodo-0opnEUqwYe04B7eI
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/SolidFurtiveAniseTheTarFu-cpD1skE4OJOr4HzL
 Zu_o: I like Kathleen's Warp message.
  TXC2: Maximum effort
 theeffohzero: @googoltudoris you can't tell her what to do
 RockPusher:   
 PharaohBender27: 
 BusTed: Wheels turning
 theeffohzero: @txc2  you gonna watch deadpool and wolverine?
 TehAmelie: i've been trippin on Hildegard von Blingin' latest hit for days
 CaptainSpam: This is the song   Playing on the race track   This is the race  Ian and LRR  HE TRIIIIIED TO KILL ME WITH A FORKLIFT   Olé!
 xVoxtric: woh we made it into second gear
 ArdCollider: the new Los Campesinos! is great
 KBKarma: Sad times. I'll be missing BNF again due to timezones.
  TXC2: theeffohzero  probably not, I have to take a train to get there 
 RandomTrivia: 
 GameSageZB: Novel?! !!!
 jumping_point: Oh, you do?
 BusTed: Self publish!
 TheWooglie: Andy
 TheMerricat: Self Publish!
 BigDaddyBland87: @CaptainSpam HEYYYY...I already did that joke 
 Sorator13: Hey, Andy just published one!
 krfsm: Tor does books
 MrSarkhan: I'd love to read a book by Kathleen
 LadyLockwood92: Hehe
 BrokenGolem: self publishing has gotten easier
 Mollylele: you do buy MTG in packs 🚭
 MrSarkhan:   
 theeffohzero: @txc2 understandable
 Mischievous_Catgeist: amazon kindle special
 PharaohBender27: 
Rekos3: Kathleen, did you see the new Mitski cover of Bella Ciao?
 public_key_reveal_party: I am going to buy that book as soon as I am able to
 Fanklok: I would 100% buy your book Kathleen.
 KBKarma: Hey, Kathleen, Jill Bearup published a novel and did quite well, so don't sell yourself short.
 Fanklok: In hard back even
 ContingentCat: I can't wait to buy your book Kathleen
 KBKarma: And then there's yer wan who did the Hobbit videos.
 ThorSokar: And then you get a big TV show before the books are finished, TV writers completely ruin it, and then you just retire
 RandomTrivia: Hey, we had The Wiggles in the UK
 RandomTrivia: (at least, they appeared on our TVs)
 stippledotter: Toot Toot Chugga Chugga Big Oramge Forklift
 kimmiekoneko: and kevin parker joined them on stage!
 KBKarma: So there's precedence for YouTubers releasing great novels.
 theeffohzero: As long as there is an audience, you're bound to get exposurr out there
 stippledotter: Have you heard the Wiggles EDM album?
 LadyLockwood92: Hozier used to be a Wiggle iirc
 Damaris1034: My mom once told Gavin Rossdale to pipe down when he was rehearsing for a show in the same building she was having a meeting in
 vegetalss4: I think the invisible walls would disagree
 RockPusher: I should get around to watching The Wiggles documentary
 RealGamerCow: You can be a good musician with bad taste
 TheMerricat: So once Ian gets the crew used to driving an empty forklift, he needs to find a mod that includes a LOADED forklift for them to race with!
  TXC2: !findquote pride
  LRRbot: Quote #5693: "My pride is sodden." —Cameron [2019-01-07]
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 RandomTrivia: @KBKarma I mean, "Fuck Yeah, Videogames" did VERY well, and deservedly
 RockPusher: around Gambon and across the line!
 ElementalAlchemist: yeah!
 RandomTrivia:     
 Fanklok: Braking is a cowards move
 PharaohBender27:  !
 Featherweight_: I should get back to writing my trashy web novel.
 themercenary1987: HEYA!
  TXC2: Lets go!
 TehAmelie: there ought to be forklift races that includes segments of shifting loads with the forklift. sort of like biathlon
 BigDaddyBland87: not the worst
 margieargie: Not last!
 Herbert_Erpaderp: 
 ElementalAlchemist: It's not the bottom, either!
 LadyLockwood92: Hell yeah~
 DrakoniteDev: no cheats
 RandomTrivia: Not even small cheats!
 MTGRanger:   
 Angreed66: @Fanklok cowards live
 AnimeKitty:   
 RockPusher:   
 theeffohzero: At least she didn't flip the tractor
 Tarnius: Not the top or the bottom! Just like me!
 PharaohBender27: 400 Not last place!
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 brieandbacon: Wooo! Top ten!!
 RandomTrivia:   
 theeffohzero: Poor jordynne
 iris_of_ether: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 Niahlah: YAY!!! not LAST!!! WOOOO!!
  TXC2: bye Kathleen
 RockPusher: 
 MTGRanger:  
 mwlsn: thank you Kathleen!
 ElementalAlchemist: Hi Graham!
 RandomTrivia:  
 jumping_point: About magic. Are there any Rumors of a MagicCon for next year?
 TehAmelie: no special treatment for the out of town visitor, respect
 Viewers_Like_You: Oh hey, it's him!
 MrSarkhan:    
 Mangledpixel: iiiiiit's a G
 jumping_point: Hi Graham!
 gibbousm: 
 TehAmelie: hi Graham
 Nigouki: Stark In Reasonably Priced Forklift
 MTGRanger:  
 Mark_D_Stroyer: G star racing driver
 LadyLockwood92: Big G Money~
 BtEtta: *Gasp* THE G*?
 BusTed: 
  TXC2: Hello Graham
 L0rdX33n: It’s that guy! Love that guy
 Fanklok: Graham is wearing ghost pants
 theeffohzero: The only guy I know who doesn't have a license in lrr
Samarium13: Go Graham
WolfGirlVeronica: Ian hosting meme car testing in AC sounds like it would be like.. a fantastic show
  Texan_Reverend: Big G$!
 RockPusher: !advice
  LRRbot: Congratulate the teeth.
 protojman: send Paul around too!
 RandomTrivia: This must be a normal experience for Graham, readjusting from Kathleen's comfort to his own
Samarium13: no clutch
 Mark_D_Stroyer: @randomtrivia G-Money is not a driver
  amative1: They're a pretty good band...
 terribleplan: Congratulations  
  Foxmar320: Hello
 RandomTrivia: D'awww
 MTGRanger: @Foxmar320 Hey Foxmar!
 theeffohzero: Eep creepy doll
 RockPusher:   
Samarium13: feels like a mini, drives like a rear wheel steer tractor with a V12 supercharger
 RandomTrivia: Oh hey Foxmar
 MTGRanger:   
  TXC2: hello Foxmar320
 RockPusher:  
 RandomTrivia: IAN
Samarium13: beware!!!
 BusTed: yes and?
  Foxmar320: 
 ElementalAlchemist: maybe
 asthanius: ???
 RandomTrivia: 
  amative1: Graham did go-karts as part of Strip Search
 ArrestedHouse: 
 MrSarkhan: 
 BusTed: oh yeah
Samarium13: Ian , the great distractor,  love him
 incslayer: Brian O'halloran? the guy from the Kevin Smith movies?
 theeffohzero: Half a decade ago now
  Foxmar320: Huh
 Easilycrazyhat: With both your brains combined
marmalade_pen: superfan ian
Vinchenz: What?
 singinnonsense: I'm not even supposed to be here today !
  TXC2: He's been in an ENN episode
 the_lone_bard: Long enough ago that it was one of Ians early memories of knowing you?
 theeffohzero: And Yahtzee has 2 kids now
rogerivany: I was going to say "The guy from Clerks"?
 TehAmelie: i remember his ranting at the Dante's Inferno display
 Gekyouryuu: I met Brian O'halloran at a local movie theater once for the first showing of either Infinity War or Endgame, I forget which
 NonjaBiru: Brian O'Halloran? The reporter from Dogma?
Samarium13: eird eh
Samarium13: watch the thumbs!
 ElementalAlchemist: it's an intense forklift
 kalira77: i've sadly missed most of this segment. can I ask who has driven and who of them has any real driving experience?
 TheShameGranny: Graham! Graham Stark! Shamefully thumbing your wheel in public!
  mtvcdm: Kathleen's probably the most accomplished driver of the field
 PharaohBender27: @kalira77 Jordynne, Matt, Cameron, Adam, and Kathleen have been on.
Spades_Slicc: i call that turn "doing a socialism"
  TXC2: kalira77  we've had James, Jordynne, Matt, Cameron, Adam, Kathleen and now Graham
  Foxmar320: Graham doing ok so far
 hypperstar2280: mainly adam had driving experience james and bartleby are topping the charts
 RandomTrivia:  Graham nailing it
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/BreakableLaconicSeahorseYee-zrTjhhxjv6PbDC-8
 RealGamerCow: Graham is doing very well
 Mark_D_Stroyer: Having a mouse is actually a weirdly powerful co-driver tool
 RockPusher: Lotus Test Track
 ElementalAlchemist: Thanks, Canada!
 Didero: Luckily the loading screen doesn't say 'T-p G--r' every time 
 kalira77: thanks for the answers everyone! 
 goombalax: if every guest has said the phrase, then can we really claim to not say it?
  mtvcdm: Hammerhead now
Samarium13: dah mouse is good
 Mark_D_Stroyer: Graham is doing exceptionally
 RandomTrivia: That was CLEAN
 theeffohzero: Ian the unofficial stig of lrr
 ElementalAlchemist: oooh, good turn
  mtvcdm: A fine Hammerhead
 as_ever_ellesandra: @goombalax yes
 Featherweight_: there was a whole defunctland on kid cities that covers safey towns
  amative1: thrice!
 MTGRanger: @Featherweight_ oh thanks for reminding me to watch that one
Samarium13: Ian has standing on driving games eh?
 RockPusher: Matt is some sort of forklift whisperer
  mtvcdm: Follow-through clean
 Gekyouryuu: @Featherweight_ saw that. it was good.
 margieargie: Oh, beautiful turn there
 Metalupis: This is the Upermost Cog track
 MTGRanger: stunning
Samarium13: hit it
  TXC2: FORTH!
 RandomTrivia: Holy moly Graham found FOURTH!
 Mark_D_Stroyer: This is powerful enough to lift an airplane
Samarium13: missed
 margieargie: Missed the sign, too, unfortunately
  mtvcdm: Man I think Graham could almost go straight to hot lap
Samarium13: gambon
 MTGRanger: @TXC2 Eorlingas? X is how much?
 bytecaster: Is there also a Warlock turn?
 theeffohzero: Gambon !  GAMBON!
 AugmentingPath: is there a way to downshift other than by hitting something?
  TXC2: MTGRanger  uh.....6 ?
 googoltudoris: how is graham the best driver on his first lap?
 ElementalAlchemist: 
  Foxmar320: Well done
 MTGRanger: @TXC2 GGs
 Fanklok: Do we have any Initial D midis available?
 theeffohzero: Rip Micheal Gambon
 Mangledpixel: the Belenor Loreweaver turn
 Sorator13: @AugmentingPath Slow down and it'll downshift... eventually...
  TXC2: MTGRanger  GGs
Samarium13: first car Gray?
 Cinominn: is the subathon capped?
 Viewers_Like_You: G over here driving remarkably well for a not-drivesm'n
 Simonark: Please, it’s Singing Detective Corner
  amative1: @Fanklok I could just start singing Deja Vu...
Boon_33: multi_track_drifting.gif
 themercenary1987: A particular show involving cars
 asthanius: the film, Cars
  mtvcdm: Adam under serious threat here.
 TheMerricat: @Cinominn Capped, Pizza party funded, working on ice cream.
 AragornKeuken: Who produced Road Quest again?
 PharaohBender27: @PharaohBender27 Oh, right - James also went
Samarium13: Carpool corner ?
 TehAmelie: i have found real drivers have more trouble adjusting to a fictional racing world
 Featherweight_: cars, cars 2, cars 3, you know all of them
 themercenary1987: Potentially a show refering to the numbers on the stick in the middle
 Irsaan: Hey, I'm two of those things he jsut said.
 Mark_D_Stroyer: That is a super fair comparison, G
 TheMerricat: @TheMerricat The Ice cream cone in the notifier is how many cones we have to fund to get the ice cream.
 LadyLockwood92: @AragornKeuken Serge. Graham directed.
 TheWooglie: Graham did a road quest
 themercenary1987: Y'know that channel 5 show 5th Gear
 xVoxtric: Is there a Papyrus car?
 RockPusher: An electric conversion E-Type would be nice
  mtvcdm: Graham might beat Adam without even NEEDING the hot lap!
KOneSix: Isn't the fictitious character version of Graham the one who doesn't have a license and crashed in the parking lot for a skit?
WolfGirlVeronica: is it just me or is graham crushing this?
Boon_33: @WolfGirlVeronica he's flying
  TXC2: instead of the mosaic car?  
 googoltudoris: so why are we not saying to_ ge__?
 frogmaster1982: they are making the hatchback again
 RealGamerCow: Graham's dad seems like an MG-B kind 9f guy
 Gekyouryuu: it's not? my family had a hatchback growing up
  mtvcdm: Officially Adam at 2:37.5 (amative1 has some adjustments in the mod slack based on when they actually took off but)
 TehAmelie: my stepdad, best driver i've ever met or seen from a distance, never could accept the concept of using a feather item in Super Mario Kart
 TheMerricat: Chat... I assume that Electric forklifts exist and probably existed well before mainstream electric cars.
Samarium13: take the wear lines G
 themercenary1987: Copy right? The show having some questionable history? Idk really
 fredcheckers: @TheMerricat Correct
 ElementalAlchemist: very buttery
 AragornKeuken: 2:37
  amative1: 2:37.91 lap
 Zu_o: that was a nice lap
 gogoGadgetApathy: Graham actually using the brakes, nice
 NelJanDik: Graham personifying "Slow is smooth and smooth is fast"
  mtvcdm: That nearly beat Adam right there!
zeathean: is this the top gear track?
  Foxmar320: Nice
Boon_33: @zeathean yes
 AtrusOfMyst: Canyonaroooooo
  TXC2: zeathean  yes
 theeffohzero: To quote Clarkson: the most boring lap is usually the fastest
zeathean: neat
  amative1: That's a 2nd place time if G can replicate
 Mark_D_Stroyer: That was the tiny, barely more than two-seater eighties civic. Car seats don’t fit in the back, so not an only family car unfortunately
Samarium13: @zeathean yes but we cant say that. lool
Jethrain: Off a rolling start, bear in mind
 LadyLockwood92: Beep Grandcherokeeper.
 AugmentingPath: oh hey, LRRlive is playing jackbox
 as_ever_ellesandra: a Lrrning Program
 TehAmelie: the gas takes priority over the brake? that seems risky
 PharaohBender27: Who's playing Jackbox at the Moonbase? 
 nyoomgoom: hehehe secrets
 Didero: I did that with a real-life go-kart once, pressing both pedals. It started to smell odd, and an employee pulled me aside and asked me politely but firmly to never do that again 
 theeffohzero: Behind the scenes game while the show is going on
Samarium13: ziggy zag
 RockPusher: G has me reminiscing about my mum's cars - I miss those cars
 ExachixKitsune: Box volvo was good volvo
Samarium13: my ma had hat Volvo
 fredcheckers: Electric forklifts typically use lead-acid batteries. They have massive counterweights anyway, so the weight isn't an issue.
 AugmentingPath: grass wall strikes again
ForOhForError: akira slide, nice
Samarium13: "make a Mat" lol
 theeffohzero: Tractors do not have a lot of grip, what with the tyres also steering the darn thing with the weight fully on it
 CmdrMadMoe: and I'll make a Matt out of youuuuu~
 jacqui_lantern234: nintenDOS NUTZ!!! GOTTEM 
 Sibwow: sounds like a dont care
  Foxmar320: I know that feeling
 Eille_k: Why does the middle symbol under the time stand for?
 loufghyslaufey: gawd
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 Sibwow: oh the kid not the grandma
 PharaohBender27: Ooof
 AugmentingPath: Eille_k subs til ice cream party
 GameSageZB: 
 Makrosian_Tay: My first console was a Sega Genesis, and then LATER I got an NES, and after THAT, I got a PS1, and after THAT I got a Super Nintendo
 loufghyslaufey: Gawsh, dang it. I thought the month would be over by next week!
 Makrosian_Tay: I didn't everything out of order 
  amative1: @Eille_k How many more subs needed until ice cream is added to the pizza party
  TXC2: !subathon
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Samarium13: the delay steer
  TXC2: Hello Raiders
  amative1: Welcome raiders!
Kathryn Raven: star in a reasonably priced forklift
  Foxmar320: I didn't know SEGA channel was a thing until LRR
 loufghyslaufey: same, Stark
 Gekyouryuu: LRL is playing Jackbox you say?
Samarium13: PS1 Wipeout man!
Samarium13: best racer
 ArdCollider: Sega Channel was wild.
 loufghyslaufey: I never saw og Bandicoot ONE.
 Makrosian_Tay: Sega channel was ahead of its time and should be brought back
Izzieon: @Samarium13 So good man
 Critterbot: I agree with G, FFVII is the best video game.
 Irsaan: I remember wanting to go with my mom to pay our cable bill because they had SEGA channel in the lobby area
 Viewers_Like_You: Now that's how you navigate hammerhead
 loufghyslaufey: cool
 Fanklok: Well.... Cloud was the only Mercenary
 TehAmelie: i still have trouble believing SNES in Japan had Internet servers
 Critterbot: Or, well, it's my favorite.
zeathean: hey, Cloud was being paid in the beginning for that op
 Fanklok: Everyone else was an eco terrorist, ninja, a dog
Samarium13: heavy vehicle
  Foxmar320: At least this forklift works, unlike the one in Sparrow Racing from Destiny 1
 LadyLockwood92: One Soldier of Fortune...and all his friends.
 AugmentingPath: not to forget flower seller Fanklok
 iris_of_ether: My spouse met his first girlfriend using the SNES modem I guess??
Samarium13: gambon1
 googoltudoris: ok chat, recommend me a sim wheel
 PsychoI3oy: 231
 TehAmelie: did they like send out special limited edition levels to games or did i dream that?
serymew: Two questions: Why and how is he racing a forklift?
 theeffohzero: @zeathean with his head screwed up with memories not his own mind you
abslomdaak42: He's the wizard
 Makrosian_Tay: Track's haunted *cocks gun*
 TheWooglie: Burnout
  Foxmar320: Burnout?
 TheMerricat: For those who never saw the OG FF7 commercials - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDz9A4ByHIQ
 Chronomagistrate: Burnout PAradise?
 Zatengo: now i kind of want to see full contact nascar style forklift racing
 cthulhudude23: Vigilante 8 was my fave
 NonUniqueGuy: Burnout?
  amative1: 2:31.34, which beats Adam by 6 seconds (though it's a rolling lap)
 SolarBlitz1: Cell Damage?
 momalyd: Toca raceing
 Makrosian_Tay: Burnaout babyyyyyyyy
 RealGamerCow: @googoltudoris how much money do you want to spend?
 Jigokuro: if not Burnout, Cell Damage?
  Texan_Reverend: @googoltudoris Do you have any sort of budget in mind?
 margieargie: Destruction Derby, yes!
 themercenary1987: I KNOW THAT GAME
 BigDaddyBland87: oh hell yes
 Radjack: Yes, I remember that game!
 Didero: Oh wow, Destruction Derby, that rings a bell
Samarium13: Psygnosis made great stuff
 eshplode: Oh man. I've been looking for a copy of Destruction Derby 64 for years
 electric_claire: I think Graham missed his calling as a racecar driver
 rosesmcgee: burnout 3 takedown?
 Doomlewa: burnout 3 takedown?
Wrexadecimal: we forklift racing? 
 Gekyouryuu: Burnout Revenge?
 Athelgar: Paradice?
 stippledotter: Clearly Mario Kart
 themercenary1987: I had that, it was a single circle and you just drove
 RealGamerCow: Driving wheels can be $80-$8000 dollars
 BigDaddyBland87: Destruction Derby rulled
 maxdamnit: burnout 3: takedown
 theeffohzero: Wreck fest is good driving time
 Mangledpixel: that's the second Psygnosis title mentioned on this show (Barbarian being the other)
 ThorSokar: Burnout Paradise City?
  Foxmar320: Takedown
 Fanklok: My first Final Fantasy was Mystic Quest, my first main series Final Fantasy was X
 rosesmcgee: also, great soundtrack
 RockPusher: Destruction Derby was the first game to give me motion sickness 
 googoltudoris: i have a budget in mind and my monkey brain is looking at how fun this is and saying "but what if no budget?"
Wrexadecimal: Revenge was my favorite
 TehAmelie: Burnout had some significant changes in many sequels and yet it's so hard to remember which is which
 theeffohzero: Paradise city was weird
 maxdamnit: still the best one in the series
 Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra : Oddly enough, I've been down a B3 rabbit hole for about a week now!
 mwlsn: takedown was a fantastic couch game in college
 jedi_master_zll: I loved Takedown, didn't like Paradise.
 RealGamerCow: I was 90% finished with Burnout: Takedown when my house lost power and the save file got erased
 urist_mc_wazdakka: I got to like 99.9% with takedown until real life caught up
 SandwichKed: Paradise City was awesome.
 Makrosian_Tay: I owe MUCH of my musical taste in the past 20 years to the soundtrack of Burnout Takedown and Revenge
Samarium13: stunt car racer on Amiga 500
serymew: I wouldn't have thought a forklift could even go this fast.
 Didero: I think you can still buy that Burnout on Steam right now
 PharaohBender27: @RealGamerCow D:
 SkylerRingtail: It was such a good game. Graphics sadly do not hold up, at least on an emulator
 Doomlewa: I liked the dj in takedown more than later entries too
 loufghyslaufey: they tried to open world genres in game since before the ps1?/
 crazyburrito7: Hell yeah, takedown was awesome
 HbombAndFriends: How dare you besmirch the good name of Burnout Paradise!
Samarium13: great corner
Samarium13: then
Lucario2012: Oh hell yeah, that's a nostalgia trip to hear! Loved that one myself, too!
 TehAmelie: Burnout Dominator was the one i played the most cause my brother owned it, yet i liked Revenge better
 Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra : @jedi_master_zll The open world killed it, I think.
 loufghyslaufey: *games
  Foxmar320: 2049 was amazing
  Texan_Reverend: @googoltudoris We can talk about it some this afternoon/evening.
 Makrosian_Tay: I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE
Izzieon: Ridge Racer was my first i think
 L0rdX33n: Favorite driving game: Crazy Taxi
 ArdCollider: 2049 is a perfect game.
Samarium13: Gambon !!
 themercenary1987: Anyone count Wipeot 2099 as a racer?
 theeffohzero: R4 is best classy racer
 jacqui_lantern234: gosh, i forget my BC Ferries cabinet
 TehAmelie: my favorite racing game is Twisted Metal World Tour
 jacqui_lantern234: i WISH i could remember
 accountmadeforants: @googoltudoris "No budget" is very very dangerous for sim racing peripherals.
 Makrosian_Tay: Graham, do you also remember that crazy Wave Rider game on the ferries? You played speed boats with goddam nitro
 bjergmann101: Maybe if he took the fork up it would go better... It might push the weight further back onto the backwheels
 UnknownFriday: @themercenary1987 The Wipeout series is along the Mario Kart lines, but I'd count it.
 theeffohzero: It oozed style
 ExachixKitsune: Oh I loved Wipeout
Samarium13: @themercenary1987 always
 Irsaan: The most fun I ever had in a racing game (though I'm not sure how much it counts) was Hydro Thunder arcade cabinets
 loufghyslaufey: @Foxmar320 lowkey suspect; were still 25 years away    
 BlackIsis: has anyone pointed out that there is video evidence of literally everyone from LRR playing driving games professionally? ,) For hours at a time, even!
F1skTV: Hey @LoadingReadyRun when are you gonna do the next Fun with microwave?
 theeffohzero: Wipe out was hard
 GazzyInferno: god i loved extreme g racing
 ThorSokar: I've driven hundreds of thousands of miles and I hate Grand Tourismo, I think those games are plain out unfun, Arcade-Style Racing games for life
 kalira77: omg i forgot about xtreme g
 Wondermoo: 5000
 jedi_master_zll: I've liked the Forza Horizon series, I wish they'd release 6 already.
 simplydavemn: Just dropping in to ask how is Ian's meat doing?
 CardboardHorde: I played a lot of Jet Moto
 TehAmelie: Wipeout was blamed in nerd circles for making videogames mainstream
 jacqui_lantern234: extreme  3?! 
Samarium13: those floater racin games were hard, fun!
 Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra : I remember Kinetica on PS2 being pretty fun.
 Cinominn: extreme g 3 was a sequel
 AugmentingPath: I guess we learned not to do it again.  damned if I know what we did
 theeffohzero: Eyes on the road, Stark
 themercenary1987: Just remember unlocking the piranha for infinte machine gun
 RevolverRossalot: Ever play a Micro Machines or Circuit Breakers?
 nekobun: Extreme G 3 is a sequel, though. The first two were on N64.
 googoltudoris: @accountmadeforants i already have a HOTAS and flight pedals. i want to upgrade them. why are there so many fun hobbies aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Samarium13: Yes te music
 themercenary1987: Prodigy music t for me
  amative1: @F1skTV Probably won't be any time soon, they don't regularly have microwaves they're getting rid of
 Desruprot: 
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Samarium13: Wipeout is icinic
WolfGirlVeronica: I wana like fourza horizon but the "haha roll on a wheel if you want cool cars" makes me hate it.. its such a skinnerbox its why i like the need for speed games better
 Desruprot: Mario Kart, why?
 PharaohBender27: @iris_of_ether 
 loufghyslaufey: what? Forklifting?
 RandomTrivia: @iris_of_ether 
 theeffohzero: Cars cannot jump
  TXC2: not mario cart, but I did play Crash Team racing
 austintatious89: My friends played Gotham racing or grand Turismo and I could hear their friends screaming at me over their headphones because I was playing like burnout, crashing into everyone.
 theeffohzero: Unless you hit something
  Foxmar320: Mario Kart with my rules when? amative1 knows the chaos I create.
 googoltudoris: that's not correct, jordynne and adam both went for the item boxes!
 loufghyslaufey: As a Mario-Kart title?
 Didero: @WolfGirlVeronica I think in at least FH4 you can also buy the cars directly
 AugmentingPath: a sonar
 GazzyInferno: Soner
 bjergmann101: I would love to see graham join the Le Mans stream... Just too see if he could make a lap
Samarium13: Sonrio?
 Featherweight_: theeffohzero don't tell speed racer that
 betweenmyself: Rock and Roll Racing and Micro Machines.  Gimme more 3/4 Isometric racing! 
 krfsm: sonee-chan
 Mollylele: Sony jabroni
 Didero: @Didero With in-game cash, I mean, not real money
 nekobun: Sonysta
 Gekyouryuu: Sony Jim
 PsychoI3oy: 2.20
 CaptainKranok: Playstationeer?
 ElementalAlchemist: Graham is doing *very* well
 pctjoe: a station player
 themercenary1987: LESSSSGOOo!
 margieargie: Whoa, 2:20
  mtvcdm: I'm excited for this.
Samarium13: Sonario?
 Desruprot: If this is a Forklift, it makes me think of a line from an MST3K thing
  TXC2: Graham gonna smash this
 theeffohzero: Eyes on the road
abslomdaak42: My first racing game was Crazy Frog Racer on PC ._.
WolfGirlVeronica: @Didero i know in the one i played it was full of cool cars but if you wanted them you needed to get them through wheel spins  or grinding absurd amounts of money to buy them off other players
  mtvcdm: Your theoretical time blasts Adam out of the sky.
Samarium13: GO!
  Mathwyn: Bonus point if you can flip the forklift upside down
 TehAmelie: remember that non-name Super Mario Kart clone that added the feature of eight-way multiplayer? on the SNES? what a concept
 theeffohzero: Good luck!
 themercenary1987: Good start there
WolfGirlVeronica: it just killed the vibes i
 Fanklok: Jeebus Graham is a driving genius
 RealGamerCow: wow, 10 seconds before the go
Samarium13: on solids
 KBKarma: Graham is a driving savant.
 themercenary1987: Holding a good line
 Didero: @WolfGirlVeronica Yeah, that is frustrating, especially if you want a specific car
Samarium13: probs not
 Desruprot: Forklift with a super engine
 themercenary1987: beautiful apex
Samarium13: neat
Samarium13: indeed
 MrSarkhan: 
abslomdaak42: Yeah, that's true
 RandomTrivia: Did we definitely give Graham the same forklift? Nobody else managed to get anything higher than second gear
 simplydavemn: Sony Boy - I recall an interview where someone said the name came from the idea that the guys founding it thought of themselves that they were Sunny Boys.
  TXC2: slow is smooth, smooth is fast
Samarium13: clan is neat
 theeffohzero: The most boring lap is usually the fastest
 malfnord: The Show-That-Shall-Not-Be-Named
  mtvcdm: I mean we can normalize to when the drivers actually accelerated.
 RockPusher: The enormous buffoon 
 JadedCynic: The Enormous Buffoon™ - I like that
Samarium13: neat is fast
 nekobun: @TehAmelie Oh, Street Racer. I was only familiar with the PS1 version, though I think there's a port on Steam now too
 bjergmann101: We are at stalling speed
 TehAmelie: that's the name
 accountmadeforants: I really enjoyed the NFS Undeground games, something deeply funny about just adding more and more *stats* to a shitty car to make it go absurdly fast
WolfGirlVeronica: @Didero and like in  a game built around "hey heres cool cars" saying "screw you grind for 20 hours if you want the cool car or Get it out of loot boxes (real money or not its gatcha)
Samarium13: dont drift, drive
 RandomTrivia: Uh oh
 Fanklok: good recovery
 ElementalAlchemist: Pretty good save, I think
  mtvcdm: Ohhhhhhhh
 BrowneePoints: good recovery g
 CaptainSpam: Good recovery.
Samarium13: IAN!
 Irsaan: Strong recovery
 theeffohzero: Recover it and go
 themercenary1987: Back on you're good
 Critterbot: Well recovered, though.
 themercenary1987: Here we go
 Didero: I feel like Graham should get his round time lowered a bit because he at least didn't cheat that corner 
Samarium13: weight shift
 Irsaan: racing games are like 80% vibes
 themercenary1987: Thats follow through
Samarium13: dont over think it
 ElementalAlchemist: lol
 themercenary1987: Here we go....
 stippledotter: Yes, you're following through
 RandomTrivia: Well held!
Samarium13: still good
  Foxmar320: Getting better
 themercenary1987: Gambon
 RandomTrivia:    
Samarium13: recoverd well
 ElementalAlchemist: Good job!
 themercenary1987: YES
 CaptainSpam: Nice.
 BrowneePoints: 2:35!
  mtvcdm: GRAHAM WINS!
 PharaohBender27: 
 MrSarkhan:      
Samarium13: BAM\
 Sorator13: Nice
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 stippledotter: Well done!!
 Didero: Incredible!
 Desruprot:   
 themercenary1987: Not Bad at All!
 DrakoniteDev: he gamboned that
 TehAmelie: wowsers
 ArrestedHouse: 
 Atiota:     
 RockPusher:   
  TXC2: this is gonna be close
 nekobun: blastin'
LesBeauxPlastiques: GG
 lirazel64: WHEEEEE!
 TheWooglie:  
 iris_of_ether:    
 marawr_arts: 1000 noice
 Critterbot: Went maybe a bit slower than necessary through some parts of the track, but still a good time!
  Foxmar320: Heck yeah!!!
 Didero: And he should get 3 seconds less because of Ian's countdown
  TXC2: Good job Graham
 MurphEP: Damn, he's good
 LordZarano: Nice
 nekobun: now that's what i call an extreme G
 RAICx:  
abslomdaak42: Wow, that was really goo
 bjergmann101: The Graham
 Irsaan:  
 morgoth_bauglyr:   
 ArdCollider: damn
 themercenary1987: Thats like 2:30!
 josh___something: Nice!
 whitebadgerwolf88:     
 LadyLockwood92: Hell yeah G~
 DrakoniteDev: grahambone corner
 themercenary1987: YEAH!
 RandomTrivia:   LET'S GOOOOOO
 IanAllenBird:   
 SmashTCG: Woooo
Samarium13: wooooooooooooooot
  TXC2: WINNER !
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 iris_of_ether:    
 GazzyInferno: G Star Racing
  Foxmar320: First!
 CaptainSpam: BOOM
 themercenary1987: Lets GO!
Samarium13: GG
 TheWooglie:       
 public_key_reveal_party:   
 AnimeKitty:   
 ElementalAlchemist: 
  Texan_Reverend: Niiiiiiice!
 Tarnius: Woooo!
 Didero: Grats!
 baltimore_667083: WE HAVE A WINNER
 margieargie:    
 Risuchia: woooooo
 gibbousm: a new record!
Samarium13: BAM
 MurphEP: 
 Herbert_Erpaderp: 
 Veraphage: 
abslomdaak42: OH WOOOOOOW
 theeffohzero: Champion!
 Atiota:      CERTIFIED!!!!
 Zu_o: lol
  TXC2: Lets go!
 BigDaddyBland87:   
 Jigokuro:   
 Strebenherz: Well dooooone
 RockPusher:   
 baltimore_667083:   
LesBeauxPlastiques: ian has a job for another week!
serymew: Wait... Bartleby's on the list? I call hax!
 Featherweight_: Gaharm gets to keep the company!
 vegetalss4: Bartleby is still on the podium
danisaur3:   
SytYoshi: 
 austintatious89: My favorite racing games in chronological order are hot wheels:turbo racing, need for speed hot pursuit, and burnout. Kudos!
 amyg87:   
Samarium13: noice
 SolarBlitz1: Klaus is proud!
 L0rdX33n: Profession gamer?
 Mr_Horrible:   
 LilyOfTheVeil6666:   
 Desruprot:   
 Makhiel: 
 kalira77:     
 DrakoniteDev: 
 Noy2222: The gear has been topped
 nekobun: Savidan more like SaviDONE
abslomdaak42: Congrats!!!
 Makrosian_Tay:    
 Redbassist:    
 stippledotter:    lrrBartleb
 themercenary1987: Grahma "the Ariel Atom" Stark
 bjergmann101: TOP top Top top TOP
Samarium13: i certify G
  mtvcdm: MEANWHILE: We've now added a stroke to the scorecard. It now sits at 17 over par. Next stroke added at [80 subs to ice cream], 56 subs away.
 RandomTrivia: What a fantastic segment
  TXC2: bye Graham
 BorgarWithAShotgun: TURBO forklift certified.
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 theeffohzero: Uh... Not exactly G
 googoltudoris: that 2 20 lap was NUTS
 Fanklok: Hmm the CEO gets first place? Right around employee review time???
 RandomTrivia: ZOOP
  Simriel: Wait is G actually forklift certified? XD
Samarium13: how
 krfsm: time for G to get his forklift ticket as a bit for upcoming LoadingReadyLive?
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/HyperBlushingFalconDoritosChip-pps8TFZpN47xebvo
 BeccaTingles: I have never been so invested in a motorsport
 KaleidoscopeMind: pistachio and gibb next?
 TehAmelie: the racing suit was unexpected
 TheNerdWonder: I love the driver skin
 malfnord: That explains why it's so top-heavy!
 SymphonySolstice: god that's so silly I love it
 Gekyouryuu: that's why they call him Graham Start
 stippledotter: This looks amazing
 aClonedPickle: the reflection makes it look like a second, smaller forklift is inside the helmet
Samarium13: never realized they were UP !!
 EricTheOrange: do you have to have the forks up or is that by preference
Samarium13: madness
 stippledotter: That's right, it's the Storg!
 ArrestedHouse: 
Samarium13: me neither!!!!!!!!!!!
 AchillesAndTortoise: Majestic
 theeffohzero: There must always be a stark at the throne
 iris_of_ether: https://clips.twitch.tv/PlausibleSuccessfulWaterWTRuck-ccGTHsSkq2E_DWGL
Samarium13: crazxzee
serymew: Maybe it's a drift strategy?
 theeffohzero: Aerodynamics
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 Desruprot: 
Kass: I really want to see if someone can get down to 2 minutes or below. Not Ian, obviously as he knows it well
Samarium13: 
abslomdaak42: Forklift certified for sure
 BeccaTingles: Time to go listen to Forklift Simulator Remix again
ForOhForError: the modders know what people want
 TehAmelie: doin nearly 100 with the forks up
 50keyz: the next mass effect minigame
 ElementalAlchemist: The imagery of this camera angle is amazing
 LarkSachrosis: Forks raised, to assert dominance
 austintatious89: It's to keep the torque and center of gravity low. That's all I know about cars
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/VivaciousMuddyFlamingoM4xHeh-AKgXvWuuCYAq4s9K
 MrSarkhan: it was a good recovery
 ElementalAlchemist: Driving a forklift in full racing gear
 Mattmitchell45: 2 wheels in the air
Wrexadecimal: This is clearly a mod right? 
 L0rdX33n: that was a beautiful recovery
 accountmadeforants: It's for attacking giants on the track
 EricTheOrange: I mean in real life having more weight up top would make you more likely to fall over on turns.
  TXC2: a diffusior
 theeffohzero: Boring lap is best lap
 RandomTrivia: The follow-through was great
 bjergmann101: You Forked Up
  amative1: Just dipped in to 100 kph
Samarium13: explains the lean while on the solids
 nekobun: it lifts the wind resistance over the vehicle
 RandomTrivia: Even has the correct camera angle!
Samarium13: melt
 Desruprot: 100 100 100 100 He Tried to Race me with a forklight
 gogoGadgetApathy: it steers from the back, so you have a spoiler on the front
  Foxmar320: When I worked at Walmart we did this all the time with pallots of kitty litter on top. Maybe...
  TXC2: that's the money shot
Samarium13: mint physics on replay
 accountmadeforants: Excellent freeze frame
  Sarah_Serinde: So chat, 135 more subs until the crew gets ice cream, and then 250 more after that to throw water balloons at James
 Sorator13: Quality
 JadedCynic: ohhhhhh, yeah that makes perfect sense
  Sarah_Serinde: !subathon
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 ElementalAlchemist: yup, it's night now 
 RevolverRossalot: One *very* long day 
 greatknightgaramond: Woop woop!
 TehAmelie: !updog
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1d, 8:46:18. 
 Greyah: Tonight's, today's, this week's, and even this year's subathon.
 theeffohzero: I say this as I've spun out at gambon in an M3 in GT6
 v_nome: what's our time to beat?
 Marvoleath: Graham's best practice was 2:21 I believe
 bjergmann101: We believe in you Canadian Stig
Samarium13: its 350 am here in Melbourne Aus
 Nigouki: topping is done during the Dom-A-Thon, not Sub-A-Thon
 Marvoleath: 2:37 on the board
 UnknownFriday: Some say he's a bald man from Victoria Canada, and to this day he's still looking for sailors. We just call him the Stiang.
Samarium13: Bringit Ia
Samarium13: Ian
Samarium13: remeber the weigh
Samarium13: t
 stippledotter: Some say he runs the seventh most popular fart-based comedy stream in Canada. Others say he doesn't drive at all. All we know is, he's called the Storg!
Samarium13: lol
 theeffohzero: Ian "Stig's Canadian cousin" horner
PBlackcoat: @unknownfriday that's *really* good
 ElementalAlchemist: it's fine, you landed
 MrSarkhan: Well that was new
 Ormmannen: 14?
 Fanklok: Do a kick flip
 DrakoniteDev: @LoadingReadyRun I appreciate the humor of the forklift, but I also think it'd be fun to see how the LRR crew does with a properly balanced car sometime
Samarium13: 
 TheMerricat: Whoooo
 Desruprot: Lode Runner: Legend Returns such a good game
 stippledotter: @unknownfriday Stiang is so good
 krfsm: you ever play Dark Castle?
  TXC2: DrakoniteDev  we have LRRmans for that
Samarium13: head chopper
WolfGirlVeronica: like i would love to see this as a full series
WolfGirlVeronica: or a one off stream or a segment on lrl
 AugmentingPath: I'm so lost without the minimap
 L0rdX33n: earliest game I can remember…. Space Taxi? M.U.L.E.?
Samarium13: c64 choplifter made me think i could fly a helicopter
 theeffohzero: An MX5 would ideal
 TheMerricat: @wolfgirlveronica opposite of okie okie fight club 
 accountmadeforants: In a Desert Bus, then
 CaptainSpam: For a second I thought the lap time board was casting a shadow on the track.
 accountmadeforants: We still have the Shift Buses
 AugmentingPath: oh wait, there it is behind the board
 terribleplan: Gentle into the followthrough, then flat out
 theeffohzero: Matt wiggins car
 DrakoniteDev: yeah. rear wheel drive is just evil though 
 Desruprot: heh Car
 stippledotter: @accountmadeforants get the mod for it that always pulls right
 sephsays: Can we do "LRR Star in a reasonably priced Dilly Bar"? Is that a mod?
 SandwichKed: is countersteer really the right way to go with RWS?
 L0rdX33n: MULE had a banging soundtrack but a Commodore 64 Economic simulator may have been a little advanced for 5 year old me
 Sevinon: Just checked back in, Graham of all people is leading?
 BeccaTingles: Beautiful execution
 Sevinon: (I say merely because of lack of license)
 shurtal: Is this Internet Stars in a reasonably priced Forklift?
 whitebadgerwolf88: If Ian can't best Gs time, then G takes over LRRMans next year??
 BrowneePoints: Graham won! @Sevinon
 bjergmann101: Some say one of his legs gets longer when he sees a pretty lady, and that I haven’t done one of these for some time and I’ve forgotten to make up a second thing. All we know is he’s called the IAN!
 Sevinon: That's hilarious
  TXC2: Sevinon  he was VERY clean in his laps
  amative1: off the mark at 7
 Fanklok: If Ian beats G he gets Loading Ready Run
 Fanklok: We race for pink slips here
 AugmentingPath: Sevinon all the actual drivers complain about lacking the sense of balance from a real car
 Gekyouryuu: @Fanklok he gets HALF. still has to share with Paul
 theeffohzero: With a license you tend to overthink in a sim racer
 stippledotter: Twitch Streams in a Decently Modded Lift Things
 AragornKeuken: How is Ian getting the most bounce?
 JadedCynic: @AugmentingPath turns out our inner ear helps our driving irl 
  Texan_Reverend: @fanklok Shhh, you'll spook him into throwing the race.
 Sevinon: I'll have to check out the replay
 theeffohzero: And that sim racers don't recreate the true feeling of driving
 AugmentingPath: JadedCynic but if you never drive irl, you don't rely on it, making you better at video games (the most important thing)
 Sevinon: uh
 BeccaTingles: Help!
  TXC2: ROLLED IT!
 SnackPak_: 
 RandomTrivia:   
offbeatwitch: RIP
 Symphoneers: 
 RockPusher: Wheeeeeee!
 Fanklok: !clip
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 accountmadeforants: Roll achieved!
 AugmentingPath: 
 MrSarkhan: 
 NekomimiNinja: FLEEP!
 Didero: Hey, you finally managed to flip it!
 ClodiumSoride: save that replay!
 Creature_Comforts: Hey, you figured it out!
 DrakoniteDev: womp!
 Sorator13: SUCCESS
 Desruprot: hello pavement
 margieargie: Congrats, Ian, you're in the rare flip club!
 PharaohBender27: 
 BigDaddyBland87:   
 SymphonySolstice: 
 Mangledpixel: wow
 terribleplan: Whoo!
Samarium13: best roll
abslomdaak42: Oh!!!
 RealGamerCow: Do a barrel roll!
 CaptainSpam: WELP.
 AragornKeuken: Is this the only dnf?
DuneAlien: welp
 Gekyouryuu: an excellent way to end it!
offbeatwitch: YOU DIED
 SnackPak_: sick air
 KharadBanar: We're tired and have to lay down.
 L0rdX33n: O god
  Mathwyn: Full roll!
 Noy2222: DNF DNF DNF
 tehfewl: Roll over Roll over!
  amative1: DNF! DNF!
 jacqui_lantern234: he flipped it!!! 
 AnimeKitty:   
 Mangledpixel: GOTTA see the replay of that
 MAPBoardgames: He flipped it more than matt!
 Gaz_L: oh, neat, is this the actual Top Gear track?
  mtvcdm: And you said you couldn't flip the forklift Ian
 Laogeodritt: You did it, Ian!
  TXC2: uno mas
 GazzyInferno: got turtled
 ArdCollider: *ian*
 stippledotter: First ROLL
 aitsu100: we got a ROLLLLLL
 lightfut: Pulled the matt!
MajorFrostbyte: BEST FLIP!
 bjergmann101: This is the Michael Schumacher Lap
 BorgarWithAShotgun: yay, Ian managed to sideways. Progress
danisaur3: 
 Symphoneers: We figured it out 
  mtvcdm: !clip
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 JadedCynic: @AugmentingPath as a professional driver IRL, I would dispute that 
 BigDaddyBland87: hey you got your flip
 theeffohzero: Gambon would be proud
 AxxroyTovu: replay!!
Samarium13: hope u had seat belt on
  Mathwyn: Do a barrel roll!
DuneAlien: i saw the intention xD
 sephsays: I think that was more dramatic than Matt's flips!
drawnbinary: one more and then the replay?
Unpronounceable: Congratulations Ian!
 whitebadgerwolf88:     
 BrowneePoints: More correctly, our inner ear helps a bit with driving, but a LOT with Driving Much fast quick turn
 InvadedOath: It’s so weird seeing the track like this
 JKBalch: Well Done
 LadyLockwood92: Wait...did that land on it's back?
  Foxmar320: uhhhhhhhhh One More?
  amative1: @LadyLockwood92 yes
 theeffohzero: It's a miracle he didn't tumble out of the thing
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/FragileHandsomeMarrowKeepo-A-zZTdy9KaJHXzRo
 Sevinon: uh, Ian
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/ScaryShinyGarbageUncleNox-sZ_fAyhyZfvHaqmV
Samarium13: Ian gonna....
 Fanklok: https://clips.twitch.tv/ExuberantHappySpaghettiBCWarrior-QUVkxWchn8Ga7DdS
DuneAlien: this was not the one that matter
  TXC2: big shiny cheats
 Tarnius: Startin' strong.
 margieargie: To be fair, I don't think the cheats -helped- you
 Earthenone: how has 3 hours of lrrmans been goin?
Spades_Slicc: I was gonna ask it it's fair that Ian essentially gets the track and the forklift's handling demo'd for him before doing his own lap but well
 theeffohzero: Nuh uh Ian, no cheating
 stippledotter: Flip it, that's the ticket!
  TXC2: Earthenone  it's been going great
 Didero: https://clips.twitch.tv/CoyBoldFalconTBTacoRight-MT_ISS1tLHPNN0aC
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 Fanklok: Where was this t rack again?
Samarium13: well he knows the track better then...
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DuneAlien: yes lets blame the transmission xD
  mtvcdm: This is some track Ian found in England
 bjergmann101: All we know is he’s called the IAN!
DuneAlien: he is indeed a pro
Samarium13: bad hammer
 JadedCynic: @Earthenone this is Dunsfold, not Le Mans
 AragornKeuken: @Spades_Slicc He atleast doesn't have someone operating the cursor for him.
Samarium13: bad hammers
 theeffohzero: "Stig's Canadian cousin"
  mtvcdm: That's not cheats, that's just you hecked the turn.
 DrakoniteDev: fun fact: on the show that shall not be named, they did not have "one that mattered". they were allowed numerous attempts and just showed the best, usually pretending it was the only one
 Gekyouryuu: off topic, I'm at my LGS right now, because Commander league is soon, and I JUST noticed we have a copy of King's Field here for $150
Samarium13: yes
 Fanklok: Driving out in Dunsfold flipping it, and by it haha well let's justr say my forklift.
Samarium13: long turn
 aesir_blade: Did we ever figure out what was up with the wheel / hands rotation?
Samarium13: hard barkae
Samarium13: nice
 RealGamerCow: Good last two turns!
  mtvcdm: Ian's got it.
 JadedCynic: Gambon gone! 
Samarium13: gambon wiaard
  Foxmar320: Graham has years of driving Sparrows in Destiny. Very agressive driving.
 InvadedOath: Aaaaaand acrooooos the line
 Gaz_L: @DrakoniteDev they were fairly open about them having practice runs and would show outtakes sometimes
 Desruprot: 
 iris_of_ether: @Gekyouryuu Wait, like, the video game??
 MrSarkhan: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 SnackPak_: 
Samarium13: wottt lol
DuneAlien: hahahahahahahahahahaha
 aClonedPickle: photo finish!
 margieargie: It counts!
 terribleplan: hahaha
 NekomimiNinja: 
 accountmadeforants: 
 GazzyInferno: technically across the line!!
 Sorator13: 
 DeM0nFiRe: lmao
marmalade_pen: woo!!
offbeatwitch: AND ACROSS THE LINE
 baltimore_667083: SHEEEEESH
  TXC2: aesir_blade  we think it had to do with being rear wheel sterring
  Mathwyn: 
 MrSarkhan:   
Samarium13: gg
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 polygonalpizza: That was a work of art
 nekobun: breaking the plane with the fork
abslomdaak42: 
 ElementalAlchemist: wow!
danisaur3:     
 RandomTrivia:    
 RockPusher: 
 Didero: Oh wow, that's very impressive!
 Jillexie: lol
Samarium13: GG
 Snowcookies: grats!
 mister_nibbles: and laying across the line!
DuneAlien: that was perfection
 JadedCynic: he slides across the finish line!  
 Cinominn: slide across the line
  TXC2: GOOD ENOUGH
MajorFrostbyte: Sliiiiide across
  mtvcdm: That's legendary
 Gekyouryuu: @iris_of_ether for PS1, yes
  Foxmar320: A+
 Psychic_Ketchup: Let's go Ian!
 BorgarWithAShotgun: 
 Earthenone: we rotated the forklift!
 pctjoe: you did it fliped it and got the time
 theeffohzero: Dammit Canadian stig
 Laogeodritt: What an ending! XD
 BrokenGolem:   
  Texan_Reverend: Be! Aggressive! B! E! Aggr- Ok, not that aggressive.
 KaleidoscopeMind: it counts!
 Irsaan: I'll see you all in the highlight reel!
 thejadedthief:  
 spicyFerret_: You tom cruised it lmao
 Marvoleath: 2:20 and a flip   
usmu1976: Over the line in style!
 Mollylele: let's see that replay!!
 as_ever_ellesandra: now - we just need to add the penalties
Samarium13: n3 over par
 terribleplan: Please play the replay
 Redbassist:  
 Strebenherz: GANT GANT
 NelJanDik: What a finish!
 BlueChloroplast: XD
 NonUniqueGuy: I think you shoudl count both of those runs.
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/KawaiiPiercingMagpieCeilingCat-U4qxya_3pQGx9yM1
 Mollylele: !gant
  LRRbot: --· ·- -· - / --· ·- -· -
 RandomTrivia: We NEED to see that replay
 Symphoneers: We have to see that replay.
 Fanklok: https://clips.twitch.tv/SneakySincereFloofOSsloth-Qrbg_cgjdklGwRG8
 iris_of_ether: @Gekyouryuu Holy heck. We have a loved copy in our house :3
 Simonark: Ian, RIP
 NonUniqueGuy: So you are both on the top and on the bottom.
 bjergmann101: Ian is the truest Stig (Michael Schumacher version)
 RevolverRossalot: 2:20 and a concussion check
 SymphonySolstice: replay! replay!
 BtEtta: James Cameron?
Samarium13: serious
  TXC2: Your boy Ian !
 aitsu100: show the replay
 themercenary1987: Lets seeb that replay
 RockPusher: Thank you Ian 
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/FrigidToughElkCurseLit-WkXJj0lt6iF8UNY0
  TXC2: thanks for streaming Ian
 GazzyInferno: dawww
 DrakoniteDev: @Gaz_L not just the practice runs. after practice runs they were given several attempts at setting a time
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 jdr_42:   
  TXC2: !subathon
  LRRbot: The Sub-a-Thon cap has been reached! Additional Twitch subs and bits (in increments of 400) will contribute towards stretch goals: 250 subs for a Pizza Party, 500 subs for Ice Cream, and 750 subs for "The Water Balloon Massacre". Youtube contributions unfortunately do not count, but are nevertheless appreciated!
 Redbassist: Replay
 iris_of_ether:   
 Zu_o: That was great Ian, Thanks
 BeccaTingles: This was great!
Samarium13: madnes
 ArdCollider: thx Ian
  TXC2: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LoadingReadyRun 2024 Sub-A-Thon Finale! at Sat 11:00 AM PDT (1m from now).
 RealGamerCow: Is it dating game time?
Samarium13: gg
 PharaohBender27: 
LadyDKat: Thank you for this segment, Ian!
  TXC2: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
  Sarah_Serinde: Only a few hours to get the crew ice cream and pelt James with water balloons!
 LadyLockwood92: Cheers Ian~ Was a fun stream~
 DrakoniteDev: 
RoeDent89: Finale time I think
 PharaohBender27: @RealGamerCow That was last night
Izzieon: Cheers, Ian!
  Texan_Reverend: Tons of fun! Thanks, Ian.
Vinchenz: ayoo
  Simriel: That finale had me in stitches
Astrovore: across the line on your side is not something I've seen before!
Vinchenz: Congrats!
Unpronounceable: What a finish
  Sarah_Serinde: Yes I'm gonna keep pushing the "James will suffer" angle, I figure that's a popular one 
 Metric_Furlong: Fill This Crew With Ice Cream!
 Cinominn: anyone know how close we are to "the waterballoon massacre"?
  TXC2: Sarah_Serinde  it is  
 Simonark: I believe in this community’s overwhelming desire for James to be pelted with water balloons
  mtvcdm: SCORECARD STATUS: 17 over par (next stroke added in 53 sub units). I *presume* James has yet to manage to get rid of it.
  Sarah_Serinde: Also, James subjects me to Caillou on his home streams all the time so he deserves it 
  mtvcdm: 54 sub units, rather
 hypperstar2280: AAAh Chairs!
 brieandbacon: @sarah_serinde that's not quite true... It's his chat's fault
  Sarah_Serinde: It's been passed on off-screen before, I wouldn't assume one way or the other
 CAKHost: So many chairs!
 Gekyouryuu: the subathon, and similarly Desert Bus, both feel like an anime con, in the sense that you know how long it's going to be, generally, and you know the schedule ahead of time, so it seems like there's a lot, but then before you know it it's already over
 teddywhosabear: I hope someone makes a scorecard compilation at the end
RoeDent89: This music is remarkably tense
 CAKHost: And a couch!
KingOfDoma subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 130 months!
 KingOfDoma: Hey, just got back from vacation, what'd I mis-... wait
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, KingOfDoma! (Today's storm count: 265)
RoeDent89: I feel like we're about to embark on a 90s gameshow challenge
  Sarah_Serinde: @brieandbacon Chat did not make him play it for 69 times one stream and 402+ another stream, nor do they make him keep the bit reward 
 chrono2x: I thought that James got rid of it in about 5 minutes
 RockPusher: Cinominn 384 for water ballooning James
 hypperstar2280: so lets see thats a ben and an adam i believe
 hypperstar2280: and a jordynne
  amative1: @Sarah_Serinde 402+? So he didn't make it to 420?
 RealGamerCow: and a Nelly?
 hypperstar2280: do i spy a nelson?
serymew:  ice cream nao?
  Sarah_Serinde: @amative1 Look, typos happen gimme a break 
  Sarah_Serinde: He made it to 420 and then he played *more*
Redbassist is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 5 in the channel!
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  Sarah_Serinde: It was a very long stream
RoeDent89: Playings of Caillou blur into each other
  TXC2: Redbassist  
  amative1: @Sarah_Serinde actually didn't think that was a typo, thought James was just avoiding the meme
Astrovore: Did they mention which mods Ian was using?
Astrovore: I'll scrub back and see what I can find
 Gekyouryuu: given we got a Steam notice for it during Graham's run, I'm expecting some Jack Box 9 for this, maybe
 Redbassist:  
  amative1: so that's on me
RoeDent89: Some were lost
  Sarah_Serinde: @amative1 Haha fair enough
  Sarah_Serinde: Both the 69 and 420 were very intentional
CraziestOwl:  
  amative1: Pizza party time. 128 subs until added Ice Cream.
  Sarah_Serinde: We did get Jackbox during the kickoff to the subathon and we've got 3 hours left to fill now
serymew:  Pizza! Yay!
RoeDent89: "How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer pizza?!"
 Marvoleath: My sub ends tomorrow D:
KingOfDoma is gifting 1 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 17 in the channel!
KingOfDoma gifted a Tier 1 sub to Rocky_Wolf!
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 jacqui_lantern234: @Marvoleath oof
 Fanklok: We get to watch Serge speedrun a treatza at ice cream goal
 RealGamerCow: Nelson, Jordynne, Ben, Heather, Cameron(?) and Matt in the front?
 Artificer_Evan: @Marvoleath you can get your sub read during the PPR
 GredGredmansson: 405 these are what i have lying around lets reach that cap!
  mtvcdm: We are capped, but we are doing stretch goals.
 Atiota: DOG
 PharaohBender27: Doggo!
 measureofhope: doggo!
RoeDent89: Doggo!
 incslayer: DOGGO!
 NekomimiNinja: 
 IanAllenBird: : O
serymew: Blurry doggo!
 Atiota: DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Redbassist: A fae!
 SnackPak_:  Juniper
 uncleardata: DOG!!!
Redpandarama: DOGE
 gogoGadgetApathy: peepoHappy
 KaleidoscopeMind: the creature
 lightfut: Doggo!
 AnimeKitty: Doggo!
abslomdaak42: Awwwwwwwww
 red_shoes_jeff: 
RoeDent89: With wings!
 Creideiki_SE: Beautiful butterfly!
 iris_of_ether: Juniper!
CraziestOwl: dog!!!
  Mathwyn: Dugh!
  TXC2: Juniper!
 Pinwiz11: Matt has a doggo???
 CAKHost: Doggo!
packattack_0: 
 kataanglover1: Did you know that Matt has a dog?
 RealGamerCow: Speed Dog
 Krektogar: faery puppy!
 GredGredmansson: @mtvcdm oh neat
 UrielAngelSpy: Juniper!!
LittleVesuvius: doggo!
 Atiota: 
 laikagoat: Dog  
 Makrosian_Tay: Dogue
 josh___something: PUBBY!
offbeatwitch: dog detected
 Symphoneers: Dog! Dog! Dog!
 Risuchia: A fairy!
serymew: Heckin' good doggo!
 stippledotter:  perfect
red_shoes_jeff is gifting 10 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 636 in the channel!
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 IanAllenBird: wait is this not a digital filter?
  TXC2: red_shoes_jeff  
 Creideiki_SE: And confirmation on how the blur is implemented.
 RandomTrivia: Got the oven on to join in the pizza party
 josh___something: Also, the camera's just out of focus?!
  TXC2: IanAllenBird  turns out no, it's in camera
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah they've been doing this with phone photos all subathon 
 stippledotter: Whoa it's manual
 iris_of_ether: https://clips.twitch.tv/LachrymoseCorrectCormorantWoofer-DL6fnUuN2qLjg7OD
RoeDent89: @josh___something They're on break
 incslayer: but its a digital camera so therefore its a digital effect? 
  Juliamon: Turns out the simplest tricks are the most effective
RoeDent89: It's intentional
 IanAllenBird: lol
 red_shoes_jeff: Lead us to Treatza, @IceCreemNinja 
Kass: DOG!
  amative1: 116 away from Treatza
 ThorSokar: OK chat, if you missed anything you can find it all here: https://vst.ninja/south/SubAThon2/
 iris_of_ether: @ThorSokar Doin the lord's work
 TehAmelie: did Ian win his own challenge? i had to step out
serymew: Much LRRs. Such wow.
RoeDent89: Oh cool I didn't know we got a spreadsheet
 baltimore_667083: @TehAmelie yup
 ThorSokar: @iris_of_ether 
  Sarah_Serinde: Ian did win, but to be fair he had a lot more practice 
  amative1: @jacqui_lantern234 yeah, wait, where's MY pizza!?
WolfgangCloud subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 122 months!
 WolfgangCloud: I haven't been able to catch you live very much but am excited to have a lot of VODs to watch
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, WolfgangCloud! (Today's storm count: 282)
 RockPusher:  Off-Season VST 
 stippledotter: @thorsokar ur a hero
 Fanklok: Is this how the VST trains for Desert Bus?
 thejadedthief: 100 100 100 100
 Redbassist:  VST
 PharaohBender27: @ThorSokar Dang, the VST never rests, does it? 
 jacqui_lantern234: @amative1 true! mods ALSO deserve pizza!!!
  Sarah_Serinde: I made my own pizza during the subathon
 josh___something: @roedent89 thanks for the clarification, but I knew that considering I've been watching and the gigantic "Stay Tuned"
  Foxmar320: I want pizza
 Leonhart321: So, I've been out touching metaphorical grass. We hot the cap yet?
RealLegitStreamer is gifting 10 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 293 in the channel!
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 Leonhart321: *hit
  TXC2: I will pass on pizza (I don't eat cheese) but thank you
 AnimeKitty: Oh damn I didn't think we'd get spreadsheet!
  Sarah_Serinde: !subathon
  LRRbot: The Sub-a-Thon cap has been reached! Additional Twitch subs and bits (in increments of 400) will contribute towards stretch goals: 250 subs for a Pizza Party, 500 subs for Ice Cream, and 750 subs for "The Water Balloon Massacre". Youtube contributions unfortunately do not count, but are nevertheless appreciated!
  TXC2: RealLegitStreamer  
 Leonhart321: Thanks Sarah
  Sarah_Serinde: We hit the cap, now we're trying for bonuses, like making James suffer
 Simonark: How does this channel always know what John Ritter movie I’m thinking of?
  mtvcdm: 23 sub units to the next added stroke.
 jacqui_lantern234: dang, now i wish i could invite all the LRR mods over for a pizza party. the only two to my knowlege who live within distance to me are SmithKurosaki and Sarah
 AxxroyTovu: how many subs until water balloons?
Vlanoik is gifting 10 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 50 in the channel!
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  mtvcdm: Well make that 13 then
  TXC2: Vlanoik  
 Falannt: @Vlanoik Thanks for the gift sub!
  Sarah_Serinde: Hey chat by the way: you're amazing
  TXC2: incslayer  
marmalade_pen: no u
 TehAmelie: YOU're amazing!
 Fanklok: Is there an alternative to pizza that doesn't involve so many calories?
 jacqui_lantern234: @Sarah_Serinde NO U
 Irsaan: @Sarah_Serinde no u
  Sarah_Serinde: This includes folks who are just here chatting or lurking, we appreciate all of you 
 thejadedthief:  
 Redbassist: 
  mtvcdm: You're awesome, chat. All of you.
 brieandbacon: Okay chat, be good, I'm going for ice-cream
  amative1: @AxxroyTovu 250 + whatever the ice cream counter shows (currently 89)
  TXC2: get ready !
 GazzyInferno: for the final time this year...
  TXC2: Here we GO!
 Sorator13: @brieandbacon enjoy!
 stippledotter: 
serymew: I see the kindness roasting of chat has begun.
 RockPusher: Sarah_Serinde 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 KBKarma: OBS.
 AnimeKitty: 
offbeatwitch: PRANKED
 RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHAH YES
 KaleidoscopeMind: yesss
 ArrestedHouse: 
iris_of_ether gifted a Tier 1 sub to waterballoonxplosion! They have given 58 Gift Subs in the channel!
RoeDent89: Good start
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  TXC2: good start
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 jacqui_lantern234: BAHAHAHAHAHA
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 Astramentha:   
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  TXC2: Hello LRR
 Didero: Hello!
 baltimore_667083: 
 LowUpsideCJ: That was perfect
 RevolverRossalot: Oh BS
 Sibwow: hi wheeler
 IanAllenBird: 
 Leonhart321: Japed again
 Redbassist:  
 Atiota: omg hai
 GredGredmansson: OH NO THE SUBATHON ENDED
 TehAmelie: greetings, citizens
 Amentur: 
 Noy2222: HI!
 bjergmann101: Enter on a laugh
RoeDent89: Hello!
  Sarah_Serinde: yesss 
offbeatwitch: watch out
  Sarah_Serinde: I believe in chat
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 Atiota: pitza \o/
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 TehAmelie: icecream pizza party?
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  Mathwyn: That monster
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Melfina__! (Today's storm count: 356)
 incredulouspasserby: how many additional strokes above par are we
 Sunidesus: that's just needlessly cruel
serymew: NO! James!
  TXC2: red_shoes_jeff  
Jillexie is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 46 in the channel!
Jillexie gifted a Tier 1 sub to LavaOx!
Jillexie gifted a Tier 1 sub to meshue85!
Jillexie gifted a Tier 1 sub to Iodine953!
Jillexie gifted a Tier 1 sub to deejay_82!
Jillexie gifted a Tier 1 sub to LittleVesuvius!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, Jillexie! Welcome to LavaOx, Iodine953, deejay_82, LittleVesuvius, and meshue85! (Today's storm count: 361)
 KaleidoscopeMind: not even give it to penelope?
  mtvcdm: Scorecard adds a stroke. The scorecard sits at +18.
  TXC2: PharaohBender27  
  Sarah_Serinde: This seems like more reason to make sure James gets a lot of water balloons thrown at him
  Foxmar320: He could just mail it to Florida, ill take it
 TheElrad: what a foodwaste
 varazeal: Thanks a lot! Also the crew deserves it 
 Metric_Furlong: #ShameJames
 EricTheOrange: Well now I don't want to get their and see him throw it away
 KaleidoscopeMind: or the nelly kids?
 richard_ermen: "LRR - The Road to IceCream" sounds like a really nice Behind The Scenes title xD
 CaptainChibale: are there limited mics for this?
wandering_t: 100 100 100 100 100
 FITorion: What happened with the Ham?
  TXC2: Jillexie  
 offbeatwitch: dang i almost went the whole subathon without receiving a random gift sub
 margieargie: I Can't Believe It's Not Water Balloon
BrokenGolem is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 27 in the channel!
BrokenGolem gifted a Tier 1 sub to Daimoify!
BrokenGolem gifted a Tier 1 sub to SmilingWorlock!
BrokenGolem gifted a Tier 1 sub to KierenWinter!
BrokenGolem gifted a Tier 1 sub to Lordventrue!
BrokenGolem gifted a Tier 1 sub to ThePaddyMcB!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, BrokenGolem! Welcome to Daimoify, Lordventrue, SmilingWorlock, ThePaddyMcB, and KierenWinter! (Today's storm count: 366)
  Mathwyn: James Turner: History's Greatest Monster
 Falannt: icecream is only sugar and water. not really a waste!
 Didero: If we don't make the goal, just don't let the company pay for the icecream 
 GredGredmansson: by which I hope he mains "throws it away to a local charity or soup kitchen"
 LowUpsideCJ: I can't believe it's not water balloons
 spinebustertee: How much do I have to donate to make Serge actually 1v1 a Treatza Pizza
 TheMerricat: Somehow I don't think it's going to matter, we just halved how much we needed in less than 5 min in. 
  TXC2: BrokenGolem  
 offbeatwitch: just gonna YEET
 Featherweight_: come on dairy mega power hour
 Marvoleath: https://clips.twitch.tv/TransparentFuriousPeafowlKappaPride-8PoSirRWbr3UVCrl
  amative1: well, I guess ice cream is about to happen
 RandomTrivia:  
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/TolerantPlausibleDragonDoggo-V06GI3VhEDW4G3vL
 Criiisiis: 230
 chrono2x: how many subs till water balloons?
terrence_too is gifting 20 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 35 in the channel!
terrence_too gifted a Tier 1 sub to chimenea1!
terrence_too gifted a Tier 1 sub to MonarchOfIthaca!
terrence_too gifted a Tier 1 sub to WearingCats_CwC!
terrence_too gifted a Tier 1 sub to ximmortalzoddx!
terrence_too gifted a Tier 1 sub to 8000power!
terrence_too gifted a Tier 1 sub to LunaLurkz!
terrence_too gifted a Tier 1 sub to zeathean!
terrence_too gifted a Tier 1 sub to Scar_Red_Tiger!
terrence_too gifted a Tier 1 sub to bifroront!
terrence_too gifted a Tier 1 sub to elah806!
terrence_too gifted a Tier 1 sub to superdude097!
terrence_too gifted a Tier 1 sub to DrasonSpike!
terrence_too gifted a Tier 1 sub to AulusOvidius!
terrence_too gifted a Tier 1 sub to Croly_t!
terrence_too gifted a Tier 1 sub to EdTheDwarf!
terrence_too gifted a Tier 1 sub to w1gum!
terrence_too gifted a Tier 1 sub to nova_phanatic!
terrence_too gifted a Tier 1 sub to Tzimisce_Joe!
terrence_too gifted a Tier 1 sub to forbiddenskiesfm!
terrence_too gifted a Tier 1 sub to stankmongerjones!
 measureofhope: 100 100 100 100  EYECREAM
 Astramentha:   
 GazzyInferno: i feel that ice cream might end up working out
abslomdaak42: Damn, that's a lot of subs
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, terrence_too! Welcome to chimenea1, MonarchOfIthaca, WearingCats_CwC, 8000power, zeathean, LunaLurkz, Scar_Red_Tiger, bifroront, superdude097, DrasonSpike, elah806, Croly_t, EdTheDwarf, w1gum, nova_phanatic, Tzimisce_Joe, forbiddenskiesfm, stankmongerjones, ximmortalzoddx, and AulusOvidius! (Today's storm count: 386)
 quarier: @PharaohBender27 Thanks for the gift sub!
  TXC2: terrence_too  
  amative1: @chrono2x 250 after ice cream
 KaleidoscopeMind: number go... down?
 jacqui_lantern234: hey shoutouts to @PharaohBender27 theyve gifted SO MUCH this week
 chimenea1: @terrence_too Thanks for the gift sub!
 offbeatwitch: live! uncensored!
RockPusher is gifting 10 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community!
RockPusher gifted a Tier 1 sub to goldengopher01!
RockPusher gifted a Tier 1 sub to HaltBen2514!
RockPusher gifted a Tier 1 sub to RoeDent89!
RockPusher gifted a Tier 1 sub to bogatyri!
RockPusher gifted a Tier 1 sub to Senor_Diablo!
RockPusher gifted a Tier 1 sub to RPAlmeida!
RockPusher gifted a Tier 1 sub to Worido!
RockPusher gifted a Tier 1 sub to Mrjohnson19!
RockPusher gifted a Tier 1 sub to flam_hur!
RockPusher gifted a Tier 1 sub to Scrubbodiestobears!
 PharaohBender27: @quarier No problem! 
 LunaLurkz: @terrence_too Thanks for the gift sub! 
  mtvcdm: Scorecard adds ANOTHER stroke. It's now 19 strokes over par.
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, RockPusher! Welcome to HaltBen2514, RoeDent89, goldengopher01, bogatyri, RPAlmeida, Senor_Diablo, Mrjohnson19, flam_hur, Worido, and Scrubbodiestobears! (Today's storm count: 396)
  TXC2: RockPusher  
 Falannt: over 1300 viewers! Yeeha!
 TheMerricat: There went the icecream
 zeathean: @terrence_too Thanks for the gift sub!
  Sarah_Serinde: 2 hours, under 250 subs, chat's got this
 margieargie: Aaaand ice cream got!
 BrokenGolem:     
 Irsaan: Ice cream get!
 Redbassist: Number. Go. Down!
 pyronils80: @RealLegitStreamer thx for the giftsub!   
 themercenary1987: Errr.... Theres the ice cream!
Frogasaurus90 is gifting 20 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 41 in the channel!
Patorik: Ice cream!
Frogasaurus90 gifted a Tier 1 sub to SerGarretCameron!
Frogasaurus90 gifted a Tier 1 sub to Scissorfarm!
Frogasaurus90 gifted a Tier 1 sub to Odinson819!
Frogasaurus90 gifted a Tier 1 sub to yimmu!
Frogasaurus90 gifted a Tier 1 sub to Avawen1312!
Frogasaurus90 gifted a Tier 1 sub to Greydir!
Frogasaurus90 gifted a Tier 1 sub to TheLodgium!
Frogasaurus90 gifted a Tier 1 sub to KOneSix!
Frogasaurus90 gifted a Tier 1 sub to h2oboy82!
Frogasaurus90 gifted a Tier 1 sub to SpecOpsGiraffe!
  amative1: ICREAM
Frogasaurus90 gifted a Tier 1 sub to KingEnigma620!
Frogasaurus90 gifted a Tier 1 sub to Crafty_Jaye!
Frogasaurus90 gifted a Tier 1 sub to Sudobyte!
Frogasaurus90 gifted a Tier 1 sub to nameymcgee!
Frogasaurus90 gifted a Tier 1 sub to LesBeauxPlastiques!
Frogasaurus90 gifted a Tier 1 sub to sokolov23!
Frogasaurus90 gifted a Tier 1 sub to NorthernSeas!
Frogasaurus90 gifted a Tier 1 sub to Hungry_hamst!
Frogasaurus90 gifted a Tier 1 sub to MajorFrostbyte!
Frogasaurus90 gifted a Tier 1 sub to rich518!
  TXC2: ICE CREAM GET
 Mangledpixel: wooo! ice cream goal met!
 IanAllenBird: ice cream!!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, Frogasaurus90! Welcome to SerGarretCameron, Scissorfarm, yimmu, Odinson819, Greydir, KOneSix, TheLodgium, Crafty_Jaye, SpecOpsGiraffe, KingEnigma620, nameymcgee, Sudobyte, LesBeauxPlastiques, sokolov23, NorthernSeas, MajorFrostbyte, Hungry_hamst, Avawen1312, h2oboy82, and rich518! (Today's storm count: 416)
 PsychoI3oy:     
 incslayer: we are now at water balloon
 RoeDent89: Ice cream!
 Senor_Diablo: @RockPusher Thanks for the gift sub!
  Sarah_Serinde: Chat is determined 
  TXC2: Frogasaurus90  
 Crafty_Jaye: @Frogasaurus90 Thanks for the gift sub!
 Sorator13: 
 Mr_Horrible: 
  Foxmar320: I cream!
 PharaohBender27:  !
 Criiisiis: ICE CREAM
 CAKHost: \o/
abslomdaak42: Nice!
 RandomTrivia:  
 Astramentha:     
 Noy2222:    
 Makrosian_Tay: We have achieved ice cream!!
 thejadedthief:  
serymew: James  ice creams to LRR!
 uncleardata: Don't you dare waste any ice cream!! lol
 ArrestedHouse: 
 Saintnex:   
 RoeDent89: Thanks for the gift sub @RockPusher
 danisaur3: thank you for the gift sub!!!
 Hungry_hamst: @Frogasaurus90 Thanks for the gift sub!
 w1gum: @terrence_too Thanks for the gift sub!
 SerGarretCameron: @Frogasaurus90 Thanks for the gift sub!
 josh___something: Not on our person
 Sudobyte: oh cool, thanks frogasaurus
 red_shoes_jeff: 
 AnimeKitty:   
 Wolfstrike_NL: Icecream will be forced upon all
Amoothyst subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 11 months, currently on a 11 month streak!
 Atiota:   
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Amoothyst! (Today's storm count: 417)
 baltimore_667083:   
drawnbinary: hell yeah
 Frogasaurus90:  
  Mathwyn: Now to get enough so we can punish James for that idea
 offbeatwitch: gigantic dilly bar inbound
 Angreed66: But James shouldn't be allowed I cream for threatening food waste.
 EricTheOrange: So is the tarp budget part of the water balloon thing?
 RoeDent89: Curses! Foiled
 HesGotNoPants: Hurray for James being evil
 Boon_33: @PharaohBender27 Thanks for the gift sub!  
Mr_Horrible is gifting 50 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 508 in the channel!
  mtvcdm: Now we're at 20 over par. I'm having trouble keeping up with the added strokes now. Great work.
Mr_Horrible gifted a Tier 1 sub to DrPhobic!
Mr_Horrible gifted a Tier 1 sub to abslomdaak42!
Mr_Horrible gifted a Tier 1 sub to optimalbook!
Mr_Horrible gifted a Tier 1 sub to Geek4AllYT!
Mr_Horrible gifted a Tier 1 sub to RealitySoldier!
Mr_Horrible gifted a Tier 1 sub to Ivalenz_!
Mr_Horrible gifted a Tier 1 sub to RavenKlath!
Mr_Horrible gifted a Tier 1 sub to Thandres!
Mr_Horrible gifted a Tier 1 sub to BrookJustBones!
Mr_Horrible gifted a Tier 1 sub to FadedOasis!
Mr_Horrible gifted a Tier 1 sub to PupSnap!
Mr_Horrible gifted a Tier 1 sub to hungrylikeme!
Mr_Horrible gifted a Tier 1 sub to froschizero!
Mr_Horrible gifted a Tier 1 sub to JinaMahavira!
Mr_Horrible gifted a Tier 1 sub to usmu1976!
Mr_Horrible gifted a Tier 1 sub to Zipro33!
Mr_Horrible gifted a Tier 1 sub to grRossi!
Mr_Horrible gifted a Tier 1 sub to rick0chet008!
Mr_Horrible gifted a Tier 1 sub to oldshotrob!
Mr_Horrible gifted a Tier 1 sub to marmalade_pen!
Mr_Horrible gifted a Tier 1 sub to Patorik!
Mr_Horrible gifted a Tier 1 sub to stonerose21!
Mr_Horrible gifted a Tier 1 sub to Atrosity!
Mr_Horrible gifted a Tier 1 sub to DracoFire87!
Mr_Horrible gifted a Tier 1 sub to daekonfrostgrave!
Mr_Horrible gifted a Tier 1 sub to RevanentOne!
Mr_Horrible gifted a Tier 1 sub to eclypse2003!
Mr_Horrible gifted a Tier 1 sub to green_movie77!
Mr_Horrible gifted a Tier 1 sub to forjizz!
Mr_Horrible gifted a Tier 1 sub to ockwardian!
Mr_Horrible gifted a Tier 1 sub to Drillbiterr!
Mr_Horrible gifted a Tier 1 sub to Mr_Namazu!
Mr_Horrible gifted a Tier 1 sub to minervaofoceans!
Mr_Horrible gifted a Tier 1 sub to EmpressTopaz!
Mr_Horrible gifted a Tier 1 sub to Linwey!
Mr_Horrible gifted a Tier 1 sub to boomblade01!
Mr_Horrible gifted a Tier 1 sub to Oxaji76!
Mr_Horrible gifted a Tier 1 sub to martifma!
Mr_Horrible gifted a Tier 1 sub to dragonwithasuit!
Mr_Horrible gifted a Tier 1 sub to Wormsbane!
Mr_Horrible gifted a Tier 1 sub to yukimakingart!
Mr_Horrible gifted a Tier 1 sub to thegitrogsquirrel!
Mr_Horrible gifted a Tier 1 sub to SytYoshi!
Mr_Horrible gifted a Tier 1 sub to DiamondSerpent!
Mr_Horrible gifted a Tier 1 sub to carbajac!
Mr_Horrible gifted a Tier 1 sub to mcdadly23!
Mr_Horrible gifted a Tier 1 sub to Zafariman!
Mr_Horrible gifted a Tier 1 sub to Samzen!
Mr_Horrible gifted a Tier 1 sub to arcaelraen!
Mr_Horrible gifted a Tier 1 sub to mr_rheeno!
 vanman229: itll eat into the tarp budget
 SolarBlitz1: Don't nail icecream, it's un-sanitary
 TheWooglie: GG Jordynne
 Saintnex: also I feel like chat is determined to have James get pelted now 
 Atiota: 
 Jillexie: WOW
 brokngenesis: Thank you @pharaohbender27
 themercenary1987: Mr Horrible?!"
 PharaohBender27: @Mr_Horrible 
  TXC2: Mr_Horrible  
 ExachixKitsune:   
 danisaur3:     
 Porsgaard81: Thanks for the subscription, anonymous!
 RandomTrivia:  WOAH
 TehAmelie: oh boy
 jacqui_lantern234: @LoadingReadyRun so if the waterballoons get met, which one of you is gonna pelt James in the balls to carry on tradition?
 iris_of_ether: CAM
 RoeDent89: Holy smoke
 RandomTrivia:   
 brokngenesis: 
 Jillexie: Mr Horrible!
 Mr_Horrible: I have to go call my leasing office but there's for operation #peltjames
 shurtal: Jordynne, nice
 TheMerricat: Ok the Dillybar emote embiggened is scary.
 Lamebert1415:  
 Patorik: Thanks Mr_Horrible!
 LowUpsideCJ: Well done by Jordynne
 margieargie:    
 Boon_33:  
 RandomTrivia: The sub carpet-bombing has begun in earnest!
 mister_nibbles: shout out to Jordynne on that one
 Patorik: @Mr_Horrible Thanks for the gift sub!
CraziestOwl:  
 Makrosian_Tay: That's like SO many subs!!
 marmalade_pen: i won the kindness roulette!! thank you mr horrible!
 asddsa28: noo
 thejadedthief:   
RockPusher subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 93 months!
 RockPusher: Right, now my resub counts for James spite 
 BrowneePoints: Sometimes you wanna go WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR SPRAAAAAY!
  Sarah_Serinde: Remember chat, if you don't want to do subs or just happen to have some bits lying around, bits count too!
 ContingentCat: not yet
 KingOfDoma: @Mr_Horrible is more like Mr_PrettyOkayAllThingsConsidered
 usmu1976: Thank you Mr Horriblle!
 invickthus: Jordynne that was a gift.
 KBKarma: Diaper tier for OF.
 Gekyouryuu: all these subs are even more impressive since Twitch JUST raised the prices on tier 1 subs
  TXC2: !subathon
  LRRbot: The Sub-a-Thon cap has been reached! Additional Twitch subs and bits (in increments of 400) will contribute towards stretch goals: 250 subs for a Pizza Party, 500 subs for Ice Cream, and 750 subs for "The Water Balloon Massacre". Youtube contributions unfortunately do not count, but are nevertheless appreciated!
  Sarah_Serinde: RockPusher 
 KaleidoscopeMind: it's also cushioning
 GredGredmansson: that's tarp budget
 abslomdaak42: @Mr_Horrible Thank you, Mr Horrible! That's amazing!
 Marvoleath: Graham: "we have 2 hours to hit the goal" - community: "2 minutes? no problem"
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 thegitrogsquirrel: @Mr_Horrible Thanks for the gift sub!
 ContingentCat: 
 ThorSokar: haha
 RandomTrivia: 
 ExachixKitsune: I don't want to think about those words
 PharaohBender27: 
  TXC2: does lrrbot not like me or something? : p
 malfnord: And now, the mad scramble to get in under the wire
 Saintnex: 
InfinityToPlanck is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 20 in the channel!
InfinityToPlanck gifted a Tier 1 sub to Jabba454!
InfinityToPlanck gifted a Tier 1 sub to Halinn!
InfinityToPlanck gifted a Tier 1 sub to missa_hancock!
InfinityToPlanck gifted a Tier 1 sub to Kantis97!
InfinityToPlanck gifted a Tier 1 sub to waywarddevil!
  TXC2: !subathon
  LRRbot: The Sub-a-Thon cap has been reached! Additional Twitch subs and bits (in increments of 400) will contribute towards stretch goals: 250 subs for a Pizza Party, 500 subs for Ice Cream, and 750 subs for "The Water Balloon Massacre". Youtube contributions unfortunately do not count, but are nevertheless appreciated!
 mister_nibbles: wheeler are you projecting on to chat again?
 IsaTheEngie: 
 Patorik: See if Beej has a spare hose kicking around in his pockets
 SytYoshi: @Mr_Horrible Thanks for the gift sub!
 Zafariman: @Mr_Horrible Thanks for the gift sub!
 Grantuu: What happens if someone gifts Subs, but there aren't people in chat without a sub?
  TXC2: IncarnateInfinity  
a_shortfall_of_gravitas is gifting 10 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 30 in the channel!
a_shortfall_of_gravitas gifted a Tier 1 sub to Leo_rhubarb!
a_shortfall_of_gravitas gifted a Tier 1 sub to TheAlienElement!
a_shortfall_of_gravitas gifted a Tier 1 sub to reiklandraider!
a_shortfall_of_gravitas gifted a Tier 1 sub to trellwalkdownshit20!
a_shortfall_of_gravitas gifted a Tier 1 sub to HeroOfMyth!
a_shortfall_of_gravitas gifted a Tier 1 sub to lord_raigen!
a_shortfall_of_gravitas gifted a Tier 1 sub to ort_chan!
a_shortfall_of_gravitas gifted a Tier 1 sub to glhfy!
a_shortfall_of_gravitas gifted a Tier 1 sub to luckykarms710!
a_shortfall_of_gravitas gifted a Tier 1 sub to RyanHunter!
 RoeDent89: Diaper Up Super Cup
 ThorSokar: pretty sure those people have a different drain on their income, plus they all live in Denver
 LowUpsideCJ: thank god it's saturday
  TXC2: a_shortfall_of_gravitas  
 jacqui_lantern234: wenDEEZ NUTZ
iris_of_ether gifted a Tier 1 sub to diaperjamesa! They have given 59 Gift Subs in the channel!
 shurtal: quick, someone post to the diaper sub-reddit (PLEASE DON"T DO THIS)
 sporkraptor: okay hello XD
  Sarah_Serinde: TXC2 I feel like LRRbot might be struggling
  mtvcdm: We had baked goods in the lobby after curch
  Foxmar320: 
  Juliamon: Grantuu Twitch's algorithm knows how to handle it
  TXC2: Sarah_Serinde  indeed
 KaleidoscopeMind: it goes to followers
 PharaohBender27: It goes to random folks
  amative1: It goes to followers and such
 jacqui_lantern234: @iris_of_ether OH MY GOD 
Samarium13: how gift bits ?
 stippledotter: We're donating directly to the tarp budget
 IsaTheEngie: It goes to random followers, IIRC
 GredGredmansson: @Grantuu it will send the gift to someone who has been in this chat before but not currently
CraziestOwl:  
  Sarah_Serinde: It picks from people who have been here before, who follow, probably even people who have never been here before
 Sibwow: ive gotten random gift subs for channels ive never visited
 iris_of_ether: @jacqui_lantern234 You're welcome lol
 SolarBlitz1: It goes off historic viewers.
boredman42 is gifting 10 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 35 in the channel!
boredman42 gifted a Tier 1 sub to OsuRaven!
boredman42 gifted a Tier 1 sub to d3act!
boredman42 gifted a Tier 1 sub to DreamssNeverEnd!
boredman42 gifted a Tier 1 sub to Kiatic!
boredman42 gifted a Tier 1 sub to Zararthur!
boredman42 gifted a Tier 1 sub to randomididot!
boredman42 gifted a Tier 1 sub to NOFRIENDLY!
boredman42 gifted a Tier 1 sub to levon7_!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, Mr_Horrible! Welcome to all 50 recipients! (Today's storm count: 463)
boredman42 gifted a Tier 1 sub to renwest!
boredman42 gifted a Tier 1 sub to YumYumKali!
 ThorSokar: goes to followers, then people who have been here, then to random twitch users
 TheKarthe:  Woo! Gifted Sub Gang! 
 offbeatwitch: i only got one just now
 Thadrin46: Someone gifted me a sub at some point this week and I have no idea when it was or who.
  TXC2: boredman42  
 benjamin_wheeler: test
 itmightbemikey: It will go out to random Twitch users. I've gotten subs to channels I've never once tuned into
 benjamin_wheeler: fuck
 JadedCynic: yeah, I've gotten gift subs when offline, but I'd visited the channel on a raid...
 Xed_Regulus: I've been gifted to channels I've only visited once
 asthanius: I saw SonicFox was gifted one randomly earlier today
  TXC2: benjamin_wheeler  hello
 RandomTrivia: There are gonna be SO MANY arrows in chat
 Sorator13: You failed, Wheeler
 Sibwow: @benjamin_wheeler language!
 BrowneePoints: Giving FiVE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED subs will do that!
 KaleidoscopeMind: ive been given subs while out of chat
 mister_nibbles: test fuck?
 Sorator13: but nice try
  Foxmar320: Is that why I sometimes get gift subs to channels I may have looked at once 10 years ago???
rogerivany: I've gotten subs in channels I haven't been actively watching.
yimmu is paying forward the Gift they got from Frogasaurus90 to the community!
 greatknightgaramond: yayayay 
yimmu is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 5 in the channel!
yimmu gifted a Tier 1 sub to slayer4967!
yimmu gifted a Tier 1 sub to Seaal!
yimmu gifted a Tier 1 sub to thesailormer!
yimmu gifted a Tier 1 sub to babyhaeuss!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Wormsbane! (Today's storm count: 469)
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, dragonwithasuit! (Today's storm count: 470)
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, yukimakingart! (Today's storm count: 475)
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, thegitrogsquirrel! (Today's storm count: 478)
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, SytYoshi! (Today's storm count: 480)
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Zafariman! (Today's storm count: 481)
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, a_shortfall_of_gravitas! Welcome to Leo_rhubarb, TheAlienElement, reiklandraider, trellwalkdownshit20, HeroOfMyth, lord_raigen, ort_chan, glhfy, luckykarms710, and RyanHunter! (Today's storm count: 484)
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, diaperjamesa! (Today's storm count: 486)
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, InfinityToPlanck! Welcome to Jabba454, Halinn, missa_hancock, waywarddevil, and Kantis97! (Today's storm count: 490)
yimmu gifted a Tier 1 sub to OhCrapitsChris!
Travilogue gifted a Tier 1 sub to vessiot! They have given 3 Gift Subs in the channel!
 Sevinon: I mean, have you looked at us?
 yatagarasu1177: i also appear to have randomly gotten a sub! thank you to whomever!  
 AugmentingPath: Empirically, chat is sub-only
 Isaac3567: I think once I had my prime sub upgrade from a gift before but that was a while ago
  mtvcdm: We're at 21 over par. Man, James is getting worse at minigolf by the second here.
 Eklinaar: I've been gifted a sub to a channel weeks after I visited and didn't follow
 EricTheOrange: unfortunately my sub does not renw until thursday
  TXC2: yimmu  
 KBKarma: !subathon
  LRRbot: The Sub-a-Thon cap has been reached! Additional Twitch subs and bits (in increments of 400) will contribute towards stretch goals: 250 subs for a Pizza Party, 500 subs for Ice Cream, and 750 subs for "The Water Balloon Massacre". Youtube contributions unfortunately do not count, but are nevertheless appreciated!
 RandomTrivia: You're good people and make good stuff
 ContingentCat: It's one of the big green flags of this community
 Jillexie: NOt a cult
 Desruprot:  
 Ashmantle:    
 Gekyouryuu: we're a Sub MOSTLY Chat
 JKBalch: We're a cult
drawnbinary: is james still bad at golf
 jacqui_lantern234: @benjamin_wheeler sorry im ace, not into a test fuck 
 malfnord: Plan?
 spinebustertee: chat: mainly subs, very few doms
 Fanklok: Let's get every single user on Twitch a sub and see what happens when a gift happens when no one can possibly receive one
 Desruprot: nice we made it to Balloons
 badpandabear:   
NerdWithoutName is gifting 10 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 10 in the channel!
 GredGredmansson: there are some channels that i follow that i regularly receive gift subs from every 3 months or so
NerdWithoutName gifted a Tier 1 sub to Ujai321!
NerdWithoutName gifted a Tier 1 sub to drawnbinary!
NerdWithoutName gifted a Tier 1 sub to tairum!
NerdWithoutName gifted a Tier 1 sub to ampharos15!
NerdWithoutName gifted a Tier 1 sub to AngelicJade14!
NerdWithoutName gifted a Tier 1 sub to BirdmanOSC!
NerdWithoutName gifted a Tier 1 sub to Synchroma!
NerdWithoutName gifted a Tier 1 sub to xEUNx!
NerdWithoutName gifted a Tier 1 sub to Jeremydium!
NerdWithoutName gifted a Tier 1 sub to ContrarianKing!
 PharaohBender27: 2400 Some love for bits amidst the subs
larix_laricina subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 13 months!
 larix_laricina:   
  Sarah_Serinde: Hey remember last subathon when there had been so many subs gifted that Twitch was starting to be really slow to figure out gift sub recipients?
 TehAmelie: i've got gifts from channels i definitely never even heard of
 thesailormer:   
 usmu1976:     
 KBKarma: When does James get pelted with water balloons?
  TXC2: NerdWithoutName  
 Veraphage: 
 RockPusher: ooer Drawful
 Redbassist: Drawfees here dang!
 morgoth_bauglyr: 1000 TAKE MY FUNDS
 josh___something: Custom Drawfee?! 
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, RockPusher! (Today's storm count: 496)
 Metric_Furlong: [to the tune of late night dub fight] Custom Drawful
 TheMerricat: @Foxmar320 I've received so many gift subs from accidently falling asleep without closing the window and getting taken on a raid chain till I wake up. 
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to rogerivany! 
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Ooooh
Samarium13: have bits ,, how give ?
 Earthenone: @KBKarma  124 subs from now in about 2 hours
 KaleidoscopeMind: i repeat: i love how when we say noy's name, all of the 2's are said with different inflections
  Sarah_Serinde: !test
 drawnbinary: @NerdWithoutName Thanks for the gift sub!
 LadyLockwood92: Woo~
 Noy2222: These have been tested and work
 GredGredmansson: has Custom Fibbage happened yet?
 Gekyouryuu: @KBKarma today, if the goal is met within 2 hours
 KBKarma: @Earthenone Thank you!
 GredGredmansson: aw it doesn't work
 grifta67: 100 100 100 100 100
 Jillexie: !cheer 500
zazamost: Woo
KBKarma is gifting 10 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 103 in the channel!
  amative1: Aww, Fibbage broke? Sad amative...
KBKarma gifted a Tier 1 sub to Pockett_!
KBKarma gifted a Tier 1 sub to danpeii!
KBKarma gifted a Tier 1 sub to FallenZikiel!
KBKarma gifted a Tier 1 sub to lucerna!
KBKarma gifted a Tier 1 sub to mako_453!
KBKarma gifted a Tier 1 sub to MaskedBandit236!
KBKarma gifted a Tier 1 sub to nemmielicious!
KBKarma gifted a Tier 1 sub to grax_strife!
KBKarma gifted a Tier 1 sub to austrianloverboy!
KBKarma gifted a Tier 1 sub to Volus_dude!
aleriacarventus: ooh jackbox time!
  Juliamon: !cheer
  LRRbot: Remember, in order to cheer you need to type "Cheer#" with no ! in front.
  TXC2: KBKarma  
 Jillexie: !cheer500
 KharadBanar: Drawful anime?
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, boredman42! Welcome to randomididot, NOFRIENDLY, renwest, YumYumKali, OsuRaven, d3act, DreamssNeverEnd, Kiatic, Zararthur, and levon7_! (Today's storm count: 497)
 GredGredmansson: i submitted one for custom fibbage too but oh well
 Fanklok: Is Paul a Drawfee person?
  Juliamon: Jillexie No !
TheWooglie gifted a Tier 1 sub to aleriacarventus! They have given 7 Gift Subs in the channel!
 ContingentCat: 100 thanks for all this
 TuvaLaPourpre: Thanks Kazman for the gifted sub from two days ago
 grax_strife: @KBKarma Thanks for the gift sub!
 RandomTrivia: 698 Time to dump the rest of these into the water balloon fund
  Sarah_Serinde: Chat the bot seems to be struggling at the moment so let's not try commands for a little while
 SandwichKed: is the timer going up?
  mtvcdm: After water balloons I'm hoping Paul has something in the overlay to track the scorecard because I'll lose track.
 PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat Waking up after a raid chain to a random channel is wild
  Sarah_Serinde: The timer is capped
 CAKHost: So many people want to make James wet
 Tantusar: do you have baloney in your slacks? you might be an animaniac
 aitsu100: Wacko 100%
  TXC2: SandwichKed  we hit the cap, so it shouldn't
 KBKarma: Has the sub counter broked?
Samarium13: how i give bits?
 Jillexie: 500 Third times the charm
 ContingentCat: LOL I think I saw that tiktok
 RockPusher: LRRbot also overwhelmed by the generosity 
  TXC2: Jillexie  there we go!
 KBKarma: Ah, it's delayed.
 GredGredmansson: I feel like anyone who wears pants gets Yakko
serymew: Sub counter go down to goals.
 Fanklok: I used to work with a lesbian couple, One was a Yakko the other was Wakko
Nismorack: Awww no Fibbage. But hey those questions are still around, so maybe a LRLive segment.
  Juliamon: Tmer is just backed up
 Coloneljesus: @Samarium13 click the cheer icon in the chat input field
 Jillexie: I fail at cheer
 BrowneePoints: Yea I've seen the Skateboard Lesbians. Backwards Cap, big Sweater, booty shorts. Just like Wakko
zazamost: Just tuned in. Did we hit cap?
 uncleardata: 1000
 stippledotter: @samarium13 click/tap the diamond
  TXC2: zazamost  we sure did
 RandomTrivia: 
Samarium13: 500
  Juliamon: 
 GredGredmansson: No money down?  No, money down!
 jacqui_lantern234: @Juliamon NO! 
  Sarah_Serinde: Do we though?
zazamost: Heck yeah
  Sarah_Serinde: He doesn't
 ExachixKitsune: do you have to be unbanned though?
  amative1: No!
  Sarah_Serinde: Wheeler has VIP
 TheMerricat: @KBKarma In what way? the time is capped, we reached the top. The 'countdown' is now the balloons emote in the middle, we got to the pizza party and the ice cream so now we are working to the pelting James wiht water balloons.
red_shoes_jeff is gifting 10 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 656 in the channel!
red_shoes_jeff gifted a Tier 1 sub to AutumnVixenIX!
red_shoes_jeff gifted a Tier 1 sub to knightoftheblackrose!
red_shoes_jeff gifted a Tier 1 sub to yeentoberfest!
red_shoes_jeff gifted a Tier 1 sub to return_of_floki4242!
red_shoes_jeff gifted a Tier 1 sub to zsil33!
red_shoes_jeff gifted a Tier 1 sub to garb10!
red_shoes_jeff gifted a Tier 1 sub to zazamost!
red_shoes_jeff gifted a Tier 1 sub to Mirfal!
red_shoes_jeff gifted a Tier 1 sub to zleepytimetea!
red_shoes_jeff gifted a Tier 1 sub to paullordofall!
  Bengineering: Look at my cool sword
 Singenmeister: !quote gibb
  LRRbot: Quote #7582: "Please. Put me in charge of things." —Gibb [2021-04-24]
Travilogue gifted a Tier 1 sub to EmiTauriel! They have given 4 Gift Subs in the channel!
 TimIAm: Wheeler simply is the trouble
  TXC2: red_shoes_jeff  
 Fanklok: If Ben can't be mod we should unmod Serge
 Earthenone: hes got a sword!
 josh___something: Ben flexing XD
Cinominn is gifting 10 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 20 in the channel!
Cinominn gifted a Tier 1 sub to ThatLooseCake!
Cinominn gifted a Tier 1 sub to Vailreth!
Cinominn gifted a Tier 1 sub to KTGrove!
Cinominn gifted a Tier 1 sub to bupplins!
Cinominn gifted a Tier 1 sub to ChuckSplatt!
Cinominn gifted a Tier 1 sub to MichelozzoOnTwitch!
Cinominn gifted a Tier 1 sub to PoopyPirates!
Cinominn gifted a Tier 1 sub to nevyn666!
Cinominn gifted a Tier 1 sub to Sonicenshadow!
Cinominn gifted a Tier 1 sub to Kelcore!
 IncredibleFrown: i'm just here to do the super bowl shuffle
 Sevinon: Wheeler that is an absolute lie
 Boon_33: cool sword Ben!
 Sibwow: wheeler should get mod privileges so i can be a grandmod
 milow49: 800
 TehAmelie: i sense a quote database addition coming in the near future
 NotCainNorAbel: cool sword
 PharaohBender27: @Bengineering That's a nice sword
 ThorSokar: I'm not sure Wheeler should have mod....
 sporkraptor: the goal is to cause *entertaining* problems
  Sarah_Serinde: @TheMerricat It's not borked but it is slow, because LRRbot is overwhelmed by chat's generosity
 abslomdaak42: Wheeler doesn't cause trouble (usually)
 offbeatwitch: love mayhem
  TXC2: give Jordan's sword to Katheen 
 jacqui_lantern234: @Bengineering the one you deserve, king 
  Juliamon: I *tried* to use the command that explains how to cheer, but it's a lil overwhelmed
  Mathwyn: Give Adam mod let chaos reign
  TXC2: Cinominn  
 GredGredmansson: telling lies? i thought you said fibbage didn't work though 
 MatzerKat: Sometimes, it's just fun to bus with people.
 knightoftheblackrose: @red_shoes_jeff Thanks for the gift sub!
 KBKarma: @TheMerricat The counter in the top right hasn't displayed any of the new subs.
serymew: There is no wet James, only Zuul.
 Falannt: 80subs for waterballoons!
 LowUpsideCJ: Finale is up on the MAIN monitor today
 Sevinon: @Mathwyn Oh god, we're all getting banned
 as_ever_ellesandra: yknow- we might have enough time for a horse joke
 RealGamerCow: So what's happening this segment?
 red_shoes_jeff: @knightoftheblackrose 
 Wolfstrike_NL: It's only down
  Sarah_Serinde: The timer is only going down
 Earthenone: there are no more uppies
 KaleidoscopeMind: no up, only down
 RockPusher: We killed time
  Sarah_Serinde: And the balloon counter is counting down
  TXC2: Chat you are doing so fantastic
 aitsu100: 600
 RoeDent89: Entropy
 KBKarma: No more time. Freeze!
  mtvcdm: Time is over. Golf is eternal.
 zeathean: Time is meaningless
  amative1: time is counting down, water balloons are also counting down
 goombalax: @RealGamerCow 3 hours of discussing what to do next
 yatagarasu1177: time no longer exists we are free!
 MatzerKat: Oh no, the Langoliers are coming
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, yimmu! Welcome to Seaal, thesailormer, babyhaeuss, slayer4967, and OhCrapitsChris! (Today's storm count: 499)
 Jigokuro: You hit it TWICE
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, vessiot! (Today's storm count: 500)
 Jillexie: Time can only go down for all of us
 red_shoes_jeff: MAWP
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, rogerivany! (Today's storm count: 507)
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, larix_laricina! (Today's storm count: 508)
 ExachixKitsune: LRRbot pls
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 Sorator13: oh god lrrbot
  Sarah_Serinde: Here comes LRRbot 
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, aleriacarventus! (Today's storm count: 513)
 ElementalAlchemist: welp
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, NerdWithoutName! Welcome to Ujai321, drawnbinary, AngelicJade14, ampharos15, Synchroma, ContrarianKing, tairum, BirdmanOSC, xEUNx, and Jeremydium! (Today's storm count: 516)
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, KBKarma! Welcome to nemmielicious, grax_strife, Volus_dude, danpeii, Pockett_, FallenZikiel, lucerna, mako_453, MaskedBandit236, and austrianloverboy! (Today's storm count: 536)
 KaleidoscopeMind: there's lrrbot
Samarium13: where do my bits go?
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, red_shoes_jeff! Welcome to knightoftheblackrose, AutumnVixenIX, return_of_floki4242, zsil33, garb10, zazamost, Mirfal, yeentoberfest, zleepytimetea, and paullordofall! (Today's storm count: 539)
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, EmiTauriel! (Today's storm count: 540)
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, Cinominn! Welcome to ThatLooseCake, Vailreth, bupplins, ChuckSplatt, nevyn666, Kelcore, KTGrove, MichelozzoOnTwitch, PoopyPirates, and Sonicenshadow! (Today's storm count: 544)
  mtvcdm: Oh dear
 Boon_33: for it's the end of history?
  TXC2: oh Gods Lrrbot
 josh___something: Womp womp
 TheWanderingNomad: We've freed opurselves from the shackles of time!?
  Juliamon: Ah, the laxative kicked in
  amative1: oh hey there goes LRRbot
 j_crane330: Did we get dilly bars
 mister_nibbles: oh no lrrbot
RunicScribe is gifting 10 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 30 in the channel!
RunicScribe gifted a Tier 1 sub to Carigan0503!
RunicScribe gifted a Tier 1 sub to GETaKLU!
RunicScribe gifted a Tier 1 sub to nerdotronic!
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RunicScribe gifted a Tier 1 sub to ThisJosh2!
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RunicScribe gifted a Tier 1 sub to Shrek2_On_VHS!
RunicScribe gifted a Tier 1 sub to greysonha!
RunicScribe gifted a Tier 1 sub to ZincoFrappuccino!
RunicScribe gifted a Tier 1 sub to Conman2143!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, RunicScribe! Welcome to ThisJosh2, tsuuisalie, Carigan0503, GETaKLU, Conman2143, nerdotronic, cris_robles_, Shrek2_On_VHS, greysonha, and ZincoFrappuccino! (Today's storm count: 554)
 stippledotter: We established this with Hades 2
 RockPusher: LRRbot reconnected
 Kentosaurus: woah lrrbot, you have no chill
 NonUniqueGuy: I just got back to find out that we are at the end of time.
 Earthenone: did you ban bingjamin weedler?
  TXC2: RunicScribe  
 stippledotter: Killing time
 offbeatwitch: honk
 Jigokuro: lrrbot just freaked out
 j_crane330: 
 jacqui_lantern234: LRRbot is doing its best 
 offbeatwitch: da bits
 ameliette: lrrbot doing  avisual mawp 
 GwalchmaiOfHouseParadox: Finally, we will be free of linearity
 RandomTrivia: BAHAHAHAHA
 tsuuisalie: @RunicScribe tytyty!
 Redbassist: 
 PharaohBender27: LrrBot is so tired
Samarium13: still not sure
 Mangledpixel: timer is counting down, sub counter and bits counter are counting up, water balloon counter is counting down
  Sarah_Serinde: Things Wheeler has put in chat so far: "test" and "fuck"
 danisaur3: !subcount
 little_lyons: lol
 RockPusher: I broke LRRbot earlier too
 offbeatwitch: post 10 unclogging a culvert
 sporkraptor: shhhkoonk
 TheMerricat: So what's the stretch goal post water balloons? 
 RandomTrivia: LRRbot has been working VERY hard for the last 6 days
Samarium13: so many buttons
 Jillexie: Unclogging street drain videos are the best
inkablink is gifting 10 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 11 in the channel!
inkablink gifted a Tier 1 sub to BlackBlade_!
inkablink gifted a Tier 1 sub to Pylohn!
inkablink gifted a Tier 1 sub to james_massey!
inkablink gifted a Tier 1 sub to iboltmyself!
inkablink gifted a Tier 1 sub to Samarium13!
inkablink gifted a Tier 1 sub to Alavasgaming!
inkablink gifted a Tier 1 sub to redsevn!
inkablink gifted a Tier 1 sub to Viewtiful_Variety!
inkablink gifted a Tier 1 sub to gruulclaw!
inkablink gifted a Tier 1 sub to minhou74!
 BrowneePoints: the ones they have to do by HAND
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, inkablink! Welcome to BlackBlade_, Pylohn, iboltmyself, redsevn, Samarium13, james_massey, Alavasgaming, Viewtiful_Variety, gruulclaw, and minhou74! (Today's storm count: 564)
 terribleplan: The mud pipe cleaning
 RockPusher: LRRbot doing its best
 Earthenone: lrrbot's spider faucet was uncloging
  TXC2: inkablink  
 red_shoes_jeff: The Champagne Cork!
 terribleplan: Yeah
 josh___something: "Clay"
Pywodwagon is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 18 in the channel!
Pywodwagon gifted a Tier 1 sub to JoxerJJ!
Pywodwagon gifted a Tier 1 sub to basilisk6!
Pywodwagon gifted a Tier 1 sub to grim_gnaw!
Pywodwagon gifted a Tier 1 sub to theMelinee!
Pywodwagon gifted a Tier 1 sub to Smeebob!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, Pywodwagon! Welcome to JoxerJJ, basilisk6, grim_gnaw, theMelinee, and Smeebob! (Today's storm count: 569)
  Sarah_Serinde: Chat please go easy on LRRbot right now in terms of using commands
  TXC2: the best is when they do it to dams
 epsilon_vee: when you gotta pump out your chatbot's septic tank
  TXC2: Pywodwagon  
 j_crane330: Wow
 PharaohBender27: Chat I think we might have hit water balloon, and LRRbot just needs to catch up
serymew: Bots only have chill when chat has chill.
 ClockTamer: only about 50 until balloons already? damn
 abslomdaak42: 
 leondebowa: so whats the 53 counting down to?
Statist42 is gifting 1 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 2 in the channel!
Statist42 gifted a Tier 1 sub to malexus101!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gift, Statist42! Welcome to malexus101! (Today's storm count: 570)
 Grantuu: What does Balloon Counter do exactly?
  Sarah_Serinde: @PharaohBender27 Yeah I bet we have, chat's been going wild
 Marvoleath: @leondebowa water ballooning
 Metric_Furlong: @leondebowa throwing water balloons at James
iris_of_ether gifted a Tier 1 sub to uncloggeddrain! They have given 60 Gift Subs in the channel!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, uncloggeddrain! (Today's storm count: 571)
 Fanklok: Erasing is a cowards tool
 TheMerricat: @leondebowa The last stretch goal is pelting James with water balloons.
  Sarah_Serinde: @Grantuu When it hits 0, everyone hits James with water balloons
 Earthenone: @leondebowa james getting hit by water baloons
 Falannt: why is erase for cowards?
 JollyAnchorKing: !subathon
  LRRbot: The Sub-a-Thon cap has been reached! Additional Twitch subs and bits (in increments of 400) will contribute towards stretch goals: 250 subs for a Pizza Party, 500 subs for Ice Cream, and 750 subs for "The Water Balloon Massacre". Youtube contributions unfortunately do not count, but are nevertheless appreciated!
 aitsu100: yes
 bjergmann101: That sounded so Anime: "We got to draw our Avatars first"
 00gogo00: what's going on
  Mathwyn: Eras'er, you hardly even know 'er
 baltimore_667083: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: many secrets
 Grantuu: @Sarah_Serinde Poor James. 
 Singenmeister: @falannt commitment issues I presume
 hypperstar2280: should we be seein ghte game?
 abslomdaak42: 
  TXC2: chat is THIRSTY to see James all wet 
 MatzerKat: So if he made a mistake in the bedroom, he could just rub it out?
 Redbassist: goodbye matt
 jvetting83: Probably normal sized for Bill.
 TehAmelie: i still have some erasers i had since before forming memories. clearly i don't make enough mistakes
  Sarah_Serinde: @Grantuu James volunteered for this, it's his own fault. 
 baltimore_667083: @LRRbot alright then, keep your secrets
 goombalax: the interface not being up is so funny because it seems like everyone is just on their phone
  Sarah_Serinde: Genuinely, I love James but sometimes it's nice to see him suffer a little
 Costar_s: drawful!
 aitsu100: yeah i see Noid there wheeler
serymew: Matt is become the owl!
 TheMerricat: Did they lose two players?
 bjergmann101: Peak-a-Matt
 Angreed66: Also James has some caillou debts that have accrued interest.
 KBKarma: 123 Take my bits, Goku!
 HbombAndFriends: 902 #TeamOrder
  Mathwyn: @sarah_serinde just a little james suffering, as a treat
 Singenmeister: I think we hit balloons but the overlay hasn’t caught up
 PharaohBender27: ^
  mtvcdm: The scorecard reads +23 now... and unless Paul has an overlay thing to track it that's the last stroke I'm going to be able to notice before we hit water balloons; the next stroke is 10 sub units beyond the water balloons.
 Sevinon: @HbombAndFriends Unfortunate ordering
 iris_of_ether: Kathleen that's a super cute avatar
 AnimeKitty: @Sarah_Serinde As is the job of all Mods 
 Grantuu: @Sarah_Serinde Yeah, that's usually how those bits go as far as I know.... still. Poor James.  Unless it's as warm as where I am right now. 
Alex Frank: can't really hear anyone other than Graham and Wheeler
 Mollylele: wheeler askin the real questions
  TXC2: AnimeKitty  indeed
serymew: Just noticed we have an Adam!
 Chipton: 1600 Couldn't watch a lot of this live but I'm sure I'll love the VODs
  Sarah_Serinde: @AnimeKitty I suffer for and because of him, it's only fair
 Mangledpixel: Wheeler, similar question but with the Thanos snap
 terribleplan: I think the WB count is live and disconnected from the sub/bit announces
 Sevinon: Hey, the overlay caught back up!
 SolarBlitz1: The rare in office "Get ON your phone"
RockPusher is gifting 50 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community!
 RockPusher: Get wet James!
RockPusher gifted a Tier 1 sub to deephaus!
RockPusher gifted a Tier 1 sub to 8thy!
RockPusher gifted a Tier 1 sub to munkshood!
RockPusher gifted a Tier 1 sub to haudyrdk!
RockPusher gifted a Tier 1 sub to Triforcecwp!
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RockPusher gifted a Tier 1 sub to penguin_nr_2!
RockPusher gifted a Tier 1 sub to Goatbait!
RockPusher gifted a Tier 1 sub to moepmoepmoepmoepmoepmoep!
 Astral_Apache: 6969 yay for ice cream
RockPusher gifted a Tier 1 sub to sprqn!
 rogerivany: @AnAnonymousGifter Thanks for the gift sub!
 00gogo00: woah
 Travilogue: Put your work down and get your phone out!
 terribleplan: Jeez
  TXC2: RockPusher    
 PharaohBender27: @RockPusher @Astral_Apache 
 mwlsn: I'll have to go back and watch that later
 00gogo00: that's a lot
 themercenary1987: Well Theres james done
 LowUpsideCJ: Shouts out Adam for continuing the longstanding tradition of animating a stick man hadouken
rrtycoon2: And James is all wet...soon
  TXC2: YOU DID IT CHAT !
 j_crane330: We did it
 malfnord: And RockPusher with the last snipe!
 usmu1976: WE got there!
 Wolfstrike_NL: @Sarah_Serinde It's a shame you could not get over there for the balloon droppping
 RandomTrivia:  WOAH
 Sevinon: Done!
 RandomTrivia:   
 incslayer: and we are done
 GhostValv: heh
  Sarah_Serinde: Look at that chat, you officially did it. Incredible
CraziestOwl:  
 j_crane330:    
 Redbassist:   
 RandomTrivia:    
serymew: Phrasing?
 GameSageZB: New stretch goal?
 moepmoepmoepmoepmoepmoep: @RockPusher Danke für das Geschenkabo!
 frnknstn: Whooa
 aitsu100: Balloon time
 KBKarma: NO MORE DOTS.
 RoeDent89: Balloons!
 Jillexie:   
 adept_nekomancer: 
 Dmc3628: more dots
  TXC2: Gods I love you so much chat 
 NekomimiNinja: VERY slowly
 TheWooglie:  
 Jethrain: oh heck, thank you for the gift sub earlier @PharaohBender27 !
 Mr_Horrible: we're padding the meters, Kathleen
 KaleidoscopeMind: carry over for next time?
 Sevinon: "units"
 Mr_Horrible: gotta get that parse up
 MatzerKat: What about DIppin' Dots?
 RockPusher: Practice responsible generosity chat 
 Veraphage: there is not aggro reset
  Mathwyn: Stop dots? ...
lichen_subscribe: disproportionately loud G
  Sarah_Serinde: @Wolfstrike_NL It is a shame, but on the other hand, I got to visit his stream last year and spray him with the spray bottle, so that was pretty great 
 AugmentingPath: gotta get that  up
 aitsu100: on to 6K subs chat
 KhanKerensky: @RockPusher Thanks for the gift sub!
 RandomTrivia: Total number of "minutes"
 PharaohBender27: @Jethrain No problem! 
 HbombAndFriends: 308 Let’s try this again. #TeamOrder
 Coloneljesus: 100 bits! 100 bits! 100 bits! 100
 TehAmelie: on day 1, i do believe James made a hasty comment about serving sushi from his naked body if he got 1 million bits
 red_shoes_jeff: 
 Falannt: I'm so happy for you @LoadingReadyRun !!!
 Desruprot: what is the heart for?
 Earthenone: thats over 30000 usd! congrats!
 Noy2222: These are all things that you've said
 josh___something: Adam with the hadouken
 iris_of_ether: Room Code or no?
Redpandarama: This rocks!
 LittleVesuvius: thank you to whoever gifted me a sub (I just noticed it, got up to eat)!
 ElementalAlchemist: EECA
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, RockPusher! Welcome to all 50 recipients! (Today's storm count: 621)
 KV1NN4: 700% love Adam's avatar XD
 Mr_Horrible: Adam's honest mid-tier character
 00gogo00: @TehAmelie got that clip?
serymew: @TehAmelie James! What rating are you trying to get on this stream?
 BrowneePoints: EECA!? Like the DOLPHIN!?
 iris_of_ether: 
 Sevinon: Alright, I'll have to check to rest of the finale on the VoD. See ya'll later!
 RoeDent89: Ace! e
 Marvoleath: EECCA
 TehAmelie: i do not
 whitebadgerwolf88:     
 leondebowa: under the subathon logo
 ExachixKitsune: European Ecology Communication Authority
 Marvoleath: EECA, dangit
 Noy2222: This is all LRRBOT quotes
 Sergue_Thorien: @RockPusher Thanks for the sub!
  TXC2: Noy2222  oooh
 RoeDent89: Top pencil is strutting!
  mtvcdm: (please hold, working on scorecard math; it is still 60 sub units to add a stroke, which right now is the last stretch goal you've got)
 Mangledpixel: Eastern European Clown Association
 Mr_Horrible: you'd better... believe it
 ExachixKitsune: @mtvcdm a stroke?
  mtvcdm: For the cursed minigolf scorecard.
 KaleidoscopeMind: for the minigolf
 j_crane330: Mermaid cat
 RandomTrivia: Oh my goodness
 ExachixKitsune: ahh!
 Falannt: why is paul never playing such games?
 Earthenone: you probobly need to referesh for the widjet to show up
 GredGredmansson: i think we missed getting the robot
 macbody2: thanks to PharaohBender27
 LittleVesuvius: @mtvcdm ???
  TXC2: so long Sevinon  stay safe
 jarnatan: I wonder if Graham has ever said "oh good" unironically
 invickthus: ok so then is bottom right just like head-hopping? it's not even a handstand...
 macbody2: @PharaohBender27 Thanks for the gift sub!
 abslomdaak42: Yeah, you did this to yourself
 Y2A_Alkis: So, you did this to yourself?
 Singenmeister: !quote Gibb
  LRRbot: Quote #8780: "I only came with the one stick." —Gibb [2023-11-13]
 MTGRanger: All these fish suddenly remind me of Belopa
 KaleidoscopeMind: oh overlay is having a moment
 spinebustertee: of course you don't know how to play Nelly, it's your first time
 asthanius: who are you, Drake?
 RandomTrivia: WOW Heather
 finestotter: Is Wheeler Drake?
  TXC2: 
 RandomTrivia: Nelson holy shit
  Foxmar320: 
 ElementalAlchemist: oooh!
 Astral_Apache: lol i think we broke the sub counter. the numbers arent supposed to go this hight
 TheMerricat: mermaid cat!
  TXC2: finestotter  now now lets not say things like that
 ElementalAlchemist:  there!
 PharaohBender27: 
 GredGredmansson: just in time
 RockPusher:   
 RoeDent89: James is a hard taskmaster
 RoeDent89: Enjoy yourselves, dammit!
 Samarium13: 500
  mtvcdm: @LittleVesuvius Some time back I had a bad game of minigolf. I transferred the card to a 'willing recipient'- James- which made him responsible for the minigolf game, and he would need to find another willing recipient to unload the card. After subathon cap, every hour that would have gone onto the clock adds 1 stroke to the scorecard, base value 11 over par.
 Pywodwagon: could you understand Jacob through his thick accent
 jarnatan: Pants-on-head
 Gekyouryuu: volcanic zits
serymew: Can we get a DBZ cosplay photo if the subs get... over 9000?
 TehAmelie: breaking a sweat?
 CAKHost: Pants head?
 Travilogue: Pompeii Pimple
 Koshindan: It's like popping a pimple.
 AugmentingPath: oh hey a foxerpillar
 EricTheOrange: not that it matters that much but we can only hear the game from the room mics
 josh___something: C... Cu... Y'know what, nvm
 KaleidoscopeMind: ah yes, the corgipede
 abslomdaak42: Oh god, is that a corgi-pede?
 RoeDent89: Legs
 spicyFerret_: I think his head just did that.
 j_crane330: Zit volcano
 adept_nekomancer: The dogapede is .... disturbign
 RoeDent89: It's all legs
  TXC2: this is like that scene in Red Dwarf
 GredGredmansson: speed up
 Mr_Horrible: POV Hatsune Miku mails a pipe bomb to your residence
 Desruprot: OctoDad?
 sporkraptor: head explodes like pants
 TheMerricat: Long dog?
 RoeDent89: And out the other side
serymew: Long dog is... disturbing?
 DoodlestheGreat: They have chat blocked, right?
 ameliette: corgipede is cute
 LittleVesuvius: oh no lol
 red_shoes_jeff: Long Long DOOOOOOOG!
 sporkraptor: bustin bustin bustin
 iris_of_ether: r/popping is 500% Cam
 RandomTrivia: Oh I forgot about the centi-corgi 
 enbyKriss: @ameliette agree 
 Mr_Horrible: well, one of them is *a* truth
 Jethrain: oh the centipede corgi is very cursed
 josh___something: Corgipede my beloved
 AragornKeuken: zit seems like a term a hassled comedian wouldn't use
 Sorator13: I definitely expected the centi-corgi to walk in front of the room cam
 LittleVesuvius: centipede corgi makes me think of cat bus
 KingOfDoma: @iris_of_ether I still call my Civ V religions "r/atheism"
 Sorator13: ohhhh those are legs
 TheWanderingNomad: Bustin bustin bustin busdtin
 iris_of_ether: @KingOfDoma Yes correct as you should 
 nickypediauk: Is there a code to join the audience?
 PharaohBender27: Adam got me!
 Sorator13: oh wait, that wasn't the real one, nvm
 Mr_Horrible: I love that everyone's guessed different so far
 jacqui_lantern234: @LittleVesuvius ngl, i read this as "Centipede Cori" and now im cackling XD
  TXC2: heck of a avatar for Adam
 ElementalAlchemist: huh
 Samarium13: ur welcome
 marmalade_pen: pop pop
 RockPusher: !yay
  LRRbot: Yaaaaaaay...
 DoodlestheGreat: Got one!
 GredGredmansson: !findquote volcano
  LRRbot: Quote #8047: "It's Ok, I'm a volcano, I'll bring the hot cocoa." —Heather [2022-04-24]
 Earthenone: was that from the national park girls?
 Desruprot: woah
 RandomTrivia: !quote 3033
  LRRbot: Quote #3033: "I'm a volcano!" —Ian [2016-07-23]
 UnknownFriday: Ian on Dusty Road, having just drank a base and an acid.
  mtvcdm: Okay, so. Scorecard now at 23 over par, four sub units from adding another stroke.
 j_crane330: Hello my name is
 LittleVesuvius: r/idontworkhere
 ExachixKitsune: "Kirby and the Forgotten Land on Play it Forward" apparently
 Mollylele: this is about Heather killing someone for not putting something on the schedule
 ExachixKitsune: was Heather; Ian's was "LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive"
 zerragonoss: The password is dickbutt is my guess
 KaleidoscopeMind: !quote 8047
  LRRbot: Quote #8047: "It's Ok, I'm a volcano, I'll bring the hot cocoa." —Heather [2022-04-24]
 GredGredmansson: except you WANT people to name yours
 kalira77: "I'm a volcano" - Ian, in a LoadingReadyLive from 2016
 UrielAngelSpy: My name is Lars Gerhardt and I was never here
serymew: Counting the exact number of doggo feets is hard.
 GredGredmansson: @ExachixKitsune sometimes the source isn't accurate if the stream title wasn't
  Foxmar320: These are great
 KharadBanar: unnamed stalker is such a good one
 jacqui_lantern234: #BlamesTurner
serymew: Your name is mine now, comrade.
 EvilBadman: Oh wow I thought it was a Shawn of the Dead thing
  TXC2: like Jesus, James takes the blames with him
 Mai_Andra: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
 jacqui_lantern234: @KharadBanar YOURE a good one!!!
 sporkraptor: yes
ExachixKitsune gifted a Tier 1 sub to serymew! They have given 33 Gift Subs in the channel!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, serymew! (Today's storm count: 622)
 KharadBanar: @jacqui_lantern234 no u
 jacqui_lantern234: NO U MORE
 jarnatan: Less than 24 hours until the PPR!
 Critterbot: Nice.
 AugmentingPath: wow
 serymew: @ExachixKitsune OwO Thankies!
 Tarnius: Damn. Got me.
 red_shoes_jeff: nice
 ExachixKitsune: :3
 stippledotter: Betrayed
 Tarnius: What?
 RandomTrivia: !quote 554
  LRRbot: Quote #554: "Get a Brian, you morans!" —Graham [2015-07-30]
 josh___something: !findquote morans
  LRRbot: Quote #554: "Get a Brian, you morans!" —Graham [2015-07-30]
  mtvcdm: I know that meme
dokuroyaiba: !ppr
Fluffy776 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 18 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Fluffy776! (Today's storm count: 623)
  TXC2: !ppr
  LRRbot: The Bloomburrow PPR will be on Sunday, 21 July at 10am PDT! More info forthcoming.
 Mr_Horrible: that's gotta be a W+P
 Samarium13: dont draw the truth
 GredGredmansson: 
 sporkraptor: it's a bucket fulla ninjas?
 josh___something: D... Diglett?!
 KharadBanar: what is even happening here
 j_crane330: Barrel of monkeys
 TehAmelie: exactly as much fun as a barrel of monkeys (it's a barrel of monkeys)
 kalira77: "Get a Brian, you morans" - Graham, reading from a sign in GTAV
 Samarium13: how is baby formed?
 Mr_Horrible: they're here in a birdbath to offer you knifes and tinctures
 redsevn: Storm Monkey
 PharaohBender27: 
 iris_of_ether: Why are you buying sweaters at the blood store?
 jarnatan: That's a cupcake turning into four toasts
 marmalade_pen: trouble with tribbles?
 Mai_Andra: The prop babies are multiplying...
 BrowneePoints: "What if I fucked Cthulhu"-Bloodborne
 serymew: Did someone get the mogwai wet?
 Angreed66: mr mimes
 neisan2112: Blood Menistration is not exactly subtle
 NonUniqueGuy: This is the story of a girl. Who cried a river and drowned the whole world.
 GredGredmansson: !quote 7479
  LRRbot: Quote #7479: "What's the point of water, if you can't kill somebody with it?" —Paul [2021-01-27]
 Earthenone: blood is a soup your heart makes
 mister_nibbles: isnt blood a form of seawater?
 Desruprot: return to Monke
 Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePoints more the reverse, but still accurate
  Foxmar320: Everyone on the same page
 krfsm: blood soup is a traditional Swedish dish
 aitsu100: and so does the raven deliver the tarnished
 abslomdaak42: Beep the Meeps?
 Costar_s: so many monke
 shurtal: why'm that corg got so much leg?
 Featherweight_: iron mans
DideRobot: LRR: We have reached the final 2.5 hours of the Sub-A-Thon!!! Pizza has been unlocked, ice cream as well, and we’re extremely close to a barrage of water balloons! https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/112820239617246329
  Foxmar320: I thought it was a kiddy pool
 EricTheOrange: I thought it was the baby seller quote
 RockPusher: 
 Jigokuro: I'm pretty sure I was around for "too many monkeys not enough barrel" becoming a quote.
 jarnatan: @Featherweight_ Irons man, surely
 Wolfstrike_NL: !quote
  LRRbot: Quote #5900: "It only took about 15 minutes before my eyes glazed over, and fell out of my ass." —Graham [2019-03-14]
 Jigokuro: Or I'm crazy
 Mr_Horrible: I could honestly believe it's "oh good more monkeys"
 Jigokuro: I'm not crazy!
 TehAmelie: i'm almost sure the corgi has literally 100 stompers
  TXC2: Wheeler cleaning up
 GredGredmansson: love that one
 RockPusher:   
 ExachixKitsune: !findquote 312
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 RandomTrivia: !quote 312
  LRRbot: Quote #312: "Oh GOOD... More monkeys..." —Cameron [2015-05-22]
  amative1: !quote barrel
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 Desruprot: Monke was conveyed
 Marvoleath: 
 Samarium13: barrel monkeys
 kalira77: you were, Cam
 ArcLightningCanuck: I thought they were clown dolls.
 Creature_Comforts: 
 Earthenone: 
 kragmabutch: i knew it was cameron because of the "oh good"!
  mtvcdm: But on a crab note
 GredGredmansson: 
 morgoth_bauglyr:   
 Symphoneers:   
 Veraphage: 
 Jethrain: I definitely thought "too many monkeys, not enough barrel" was a watch-and-play-ism
 adept_nekomancer: 
  TXC2: 
 Dmc3628: time for
 RockPusher:   
 j_crane330: Crab love
  TXC2: !crab
  LRRbot: 🦀🦀🦀 On a crab note... 🦀🦀🦀 https://media1.tenor.com/m/k4bi0PfxTrkAAAAd/time-for-crab-time.gif
 Samarium13: monkeys cling
 Mr_Horrible: that's clearly a sarcastic "oh good" 
 Costar_s: time for
 nyoomgoom: 
 phoenixfeather14: 
 josh___something: This crab could be ANYTHING
 TehAmelie: the crab is in love
 iris_of_ether:   
 AugmentingPath:   
 Viewers_Like_You: Make crab love, not crab war?
 Travilogue: 🦀🦀 Time For Crab 🦀🦀
 Melfina__: 
 Mollylele:   
 josh___something:   
 Travilogue:  
 stippledotter: I pinch
 gibbousm: something about Maryland
 jarnatan: Anyway, here's crabderwall
 Saintnex:   
 PharaohBender27: 
 LordZarano: 
 themercenary1987: That is one suave crab
 Mr_Horrible: is this... matching one's freak? 
 red_shoes_jeff:     
 adept_nekomancer: Meanwhile, on a crab note...
 Sorator13: JORDYNNE
 AnimeKitty:   
 SeismicLawns: if you've got time to gab...
 badpandabear: 🦀🦀🦀
 iris_of_ether:      
 serymew: Carcinization, the fate of all life on earth.
 danisaur3:   
 Jigokuro: "Giant frienemy crab"
  mtvcdm: little peench?
 GhostValv: 
 RandomTrivia:   
 sporkraptor: crab romance absolutely should win
  Mathwyn: "You look like a girl who has time to gab..."
 Samarium13: always time to crab
  amative1: !quote 8735
  LRRbot: Quote #8735: "This crab's got dildo hands." —Cori, reading chat [2023-10-30]
 jarnatan: Behold, a carcinesized man
  TXC2: GhostValv  good lord
 serymew: Whoa-oa caught in a crab romance!
 Samarium13: woop woop woop
 paintedpuffling: 
 KaleidoscopeMind: !quote 8807
  LRRbot: Quote #8807: "Who wants to hear about crab teeth?" —Kathleen [2023-11-15]
  mtvcdm: Why are single emotes so large now
 Astramentha:   
 pctjoe: 
 BrowneePoints: Crab Danna is a brilliant name
 Mr_Horrible: "Would a crab wear a bandana like *this*... or like *this*?"
 GredGredmansson: @mtvcdm because twitch found out how to monetize it
 marmalade_pen: thank you graham
 KBKarma: 
 iris_of_ether: 
 Wolfstrike_NL: @mtvcdm it's a twitch function now to pay for it with bits
Rafgmorais: 
 RandomTrivia: This is great 
 RandomTrivia: !quote 1188
  LRRbot: Quote #1188: "Crambo!" —Heather, Cori, and Beej [2015-11-28]
 Sorator13: Adam got me
 PharaohBender27: Ooooohhhh
 themercenary1987: BOOOOOOOOO
 GredGredmansson: i thought that was a mustache
 Desruprot: 
  mtvcdm: Do the bits for the big emote still go to the channel or just to Twitch
 Mr_Horrible: 
 kalira77: said while playing Cook, Serve, Delicious
 themercenary1987: Good lord thats such a terribly good pun
 ExachixKitsune: @mtvcdm just to twitch
  Sarah_Serinde: @mtvcdm They go to the channel
 ExachixKitsune: wait yes sorry
 Sorator13: They go to the channel
  mtvcdm: Okay cool
 hatboozeparty: 
 Desruprot: but theres only one
 Noy2222: This is really good
 ExachixKitsune: they go to the channel, but they don't get detected
 TehAmelie: NIntendo sixtyyy foourrrr
 Mr_Horrible: #peltjames
  Sarah_Serinde: @ExachixKitsune LRRbot doesn't pick them up but they still go to the channel
 Sorator13: but they are *not* counted in the points tally
 RandomTrivia: Cameron 
 MrSarkhan: Cam!
 RockPusher:   
 malfnord: Cameron
 abslomdaak42: 
 Hangedman: twitch only takes a cut on bits when you buy em
 Gascitygaming: is it a corgi-pede or a centi-corgi?
 vengeancepaladin: oh my
 KBKarma: And not restricted to his OnlyFans!¬
 GredGredmansson: !findquote sopping
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 ExachixKitsune: @Sarah_Serinde ye that's what I meant oops
 j_crane330: The last of the vcrs
  TXC2: it's what I've always wanted
iris_of_ether gifted a Tier 1 sub to Soppingwet! They have given 61 Gift Subs in the channel!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Soppingwet! (Today's storm count: 624)
 serymew: My money's on Corgi-pede.
 TehAmelie: i counted carefully and the corgi falls off after showing 72 feet
 PMAvers: what if the water balloons are filled with exotic liquids at another goal?
 incslayer: chat has not asked for that
 OrionPax21: Gonna need a mop and bucket for this wet ass James
MechaKuuga: I am not into this fetish
 Sorator13: IIRC Alex wanted to join James in the water balloon target range; is that happening?
 PharaohBender27: Don't put words in our mouths, Wheeler!
 Noy2222: I don't remember any of these, BTW. I wrote it nearly a year ago.
 Costar_s: mods pls ban wheeler
 Angreed66: pls don't wear a diaper
 adept_nekomancer: Chat has not requested this.
  TXC2: Costar_s  we've tried, it doesn't work
 AugmentingPath: no one wants this
 Patorik: Celebrate a successful Subathon by breaking TOS and getting banned
 ChampBlankman: Everybody do the Wii-ness!
 CaptainKranok: Diapbendum
  mtvcdm: One sub unit away from another added scorecard stroke.
 asddsa28: we dont want this
 RandomTrivia: Do NOT put that evil on us
 Viewers_Like_You: @ChampBlankman I hear that's a dance
 KingOfDoma: everybody do the wii-ness, the wii-ness is a dance, everybody is a genius who knows it in advance
 Koshindan: Diapers are basically a reusable water balloon.
 bytecaster: I just came in a gain, and I'm definitely against diaper
 GredGredmansson: correct; no one wants this
 Costar_s: @TXC2 
 serymew: 'Look at my elbow'?
 Desruprot: problem is Wiis are a vertical console
 MatzerKat: Absolutely no submissions to WikiDiap.
 jarnatan: thicc diaps
 nyoomgoom: gaming!!
 CAKHost: We are responsible for many things but not that
 couchboyj: Wheeler is in chat on occasion
 Gascitygaming: just gonna say, we aren't toooo far from Ben's wish of 1 million bits
 Saintnex: for once Chat is NOT the source of this evil 
 KBKarma: @ChampBlankman Apparently, everybody is a genius who knows that Wii-ness dance.
 GredGredmansson: graham is so good at this
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 snowewolf: Wheeler got a free box  of adult Dipers, and does not know what to do with them
  mtvcdm: video games, such wow
 Mr_Horrible: it is in fact a video game
ExachixKitsune gifted a Tier 1 sub to eorzeahopebot! They have given 34 Gift Subs in the channel!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, eorzeahopebot! (Today's storm count: 625)
 RandomTrivia: !quote 7526
  LRRbot: Quote #7526: "Hey, look! It's a video game!" —Beej [2021-03-12]
  Juliamon: Desruprot They can also be laid horizontal, the controller was the real issue
 ExachixKitsune: mtvcdm : there 
 shurtal: everybody to the weenis! the weenis is a dance!
 GredGredmansson: !findquote nelly
  LRRbot: Quote #8719: "I don't like it when Nelly goes quiet." —Jacob [2023-10-20]
 Mai_Andra: Haha. Well, let's just say my wii-ness.
  mtvcdm: Cursed scorecard now reads 24 over par. Next stroke added at 7,680.
 sporkraptor: coffee to go on a bike
 Mr_Horrible: Nelson attempting to open pdf
 randombillfolds: I haven't read Dune in 20 years but Nelly's plan reminds me of Leto II.
 j_crane330: Coffee to go
 abslomdaak42: "look at my wii-ness" is amazing
 serymew: We have a James! A dry James even.
 MrPandaaaGaming: What's that blue middle icon represent on the countdown?
 kalira77: from a Checkpoint
 Sorator13: @MrPandaaaGaming The "points" we've scored, since there's nothing more to earn.
 Marvoleath: @MrPandaaaGaming sum of all points, subs, tiers and bits
  TXC2: MrPandaaaGaming  the combined total I think
 AugmentingPath: @MrPandaaaGaming Total converted bits and subs
 j_crane330: 
 public_key_reveal_party: it was a mistake 
 MrPandaaaGaming: Oh cool
  mtvcdm: @MrPandaaaGaming Total sub units for the entire subathon, in combined subs and bits.
 RandomTrivia: Was that Krondor or is it before that?
 ElementalAlchemist: No PC should be without it!
 serymew: Drinks on bikes? At least it's not card games on motorcycles.
  TXC2: Mug 4 lyfe
 Costar_s: this is an earthbound enemy
 Marvoleath: I thought this cup was shaving
  TXC2: or Mug life to the tune of Park life
 jarnatan: oh travel mug is so clever though
  mtvcdm: Good job Kathleen
 adept_nekomancer: It does look like a shaving mug
 cmdrud87: pi$$ mug
 PharaohBender27: @RandomTrivia A few months before Krondor, I think
 KaleidoscopeMind: !quote 7213
  LRRbot: Quote #7213: "The car is my avatar." —Cori [2020-09-19]
 Mr_Horrible: actually based
 Desruprot: oh
  TXC2: really smart there Nelson
 kalira77: in Assetto Corso, so LRRMans
 danisaur3: roommates?
 Jigokuro: This, too, is yuri.
 public_key_reveal_party: happy pride
 Desruprot: 
 jacqui_lantern234: @Mr_Horrible based on what?
 RandomTrivia: 
 iris_of_ether: Beej
 GazzyInferno: two dios kissing
 Mollylele: Beej has seen this anime
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Fluffy776:  now kisssss
 Saintnex: now kiss?
 sporkraptor: and they were roommates?
 GredGredmansson: 
 nyoomgoom: smonch
 j_crane330: It's
 serymew: They're blowing up a heart balloon together!
  TXC2: so wholsome
 MatzerKat: Faster. Slower... Now put on a diaper.
 KharadBanar: they're gettin faster
 Darksteel_Mike: They fight and then they keess -Molly
 SerGarretCameron: Gaaaaaaaay (affectionate)
 SnackPak_: so much
 serymew: Such good friends. The best of friends.
 GredGredmansson: !findquote love
  LRRbot: Quote #3484: "FINE! I love the  ing dog. Are you happy?" —Cameron [2016-10-06]
 jarnatan: My phone background is also She-Ra
 TehAmelie: could be about the John Cena dating sim, except for their long hair
 Gaelan_Maestro: Centi-Corgi
 Pywodwagon: only enough that we sent you a she ra mask in that mail time
 Blip2004: they aren't bears though
 malfnord: and they were roommates
 KaleidoscopeMind: !quote 5733
  LRRbot: Quote #5733: "Maybe we should change Now Kiss to Big Mood." —Kathleen [2019-01-18]
 GredGredmansson: thanks i WILL participate in my own life
  Foxmar320: Now kiss
 RandomTrivia: Ah yes, I think I remember this one 
 EricTheOrange: theirs a highlight of beej saying  "slow burn Yuri"
 AugmentingPath: is "my blobs" supposed to be "my blorbos"?
 j_crane330: Now they're real
 jacqui_lantern234: why does "yuri the only one for me" seem UNCANNILY FAMILIAR
 Gaelan_Maestro: Corgi pede
 serymew: But we already had "Now kiss" last night.
 RandomTrivia: WOAH
 PharaohBender27: 
 jarnatan: Quiplash!
 GhostValv: D:
 RandomTrivia: HUGE
 IanAllenBird: kjnhbyuijuh
 RockPusher: G just nailing it
  TXC2: DESTROYED
 Fluffy776:   
 RandomTrivia: !quote 5186
  LRRbot: Quote #5186: "KISS!" —Kathleen [2018-07-17]
  Foxmar320: WOW
 Darksteel_Mike: Yooo
 TehAmelie: gottem!
 iris_of_ether: 
 ArcticAtlantic: ohnooooooo
 GredGredmansson: DAMN
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Featherweight_: feast!
 baltimore_667083: WOW
 Dmc3628: ate'em
 ElementalAlchemist: gg G
  TXC2: TPK TPK TPK
 Saintnex: WOOOW
  amative1: !quote 5186
  LRRbot: Quote #5186: "KISS!" —Kathleen [2018-07-17]
 serymew: Graham op begins again.
 Mollylele: WlrrW
 red_shoes_jeff: GRA! 
 PharaohBender27: I got it right
 public_key_reveal_party: I do remember that though
 RandomTrivia: It made the highlight reel and everything
  mtvcdm: now kiss!
 Fluffy776: I love that highlight moment
 Jillexie: Can anyone beat Graham at this game?
 KingOfDoma: I mean, Graham's not WRONG
 Mr_Horrible: I think I remember this clip from the highlight reels, yeah
 GredGredmansson: welp graham won
 GazzyInferno: well its a quote now for sure
 KaleidoscopeMind: according to lrrbot, Octopath Traveler on New Day Tewsday
 BrowneePoints: Crambo is most likely from Crossing the Streams- Cook, Serve, Delicious Ep 2. Nov 28, 2015
 jarnatan: Ben flew too close to the non-heteronormative sun
 jacqui_lantern234: MAKE WAY FOR KISS
 RockPusher: !findquote smut
  LRRbot: Quote #3274: "This is like... archetypal smut." —Cameron [2016-08-20]
 BrowneePoints: Octopath Traveler
  Foxmar320: Graham just ruined everyone
 Sorator13: I was gonna say, that probably should've been "Kiss!" [angry]
  TXC2: Octopath Travler
 Dmc3628: Octopath
 IsaTheEngie: I don't think I've thought about Yuri The Only One For Me in a solid decade
 BrowneePoints: Octopath with Cori
 TehAmelie: convert taxmen back to entertainers?
 marmalade_pen: now this is bonk
 Fluffy776: I think this is just Dark SOuls
 PharaohBender27: I remember the clip from a highlight reel
 Desruprot: 
 sporkraptor: the pope knighting somebody
 sporkraptor: @Fluffy776 yep
 baltimore_667083: take taxmen to horny jail?
 RockPusher: 
 kalira77: there is only one quote with the word "lesbians" in the db.
 serymew: Lolli-bonk king.
 kalira77: !quote 3078
  LRRbot: Quote #3078: "It's about high school lesbians with superpowers?" —eatenbyagrue1988
 j_crane330: Off with their heads
 ShifuDaxiongmao: Gardening with Greg? 
 jj_q: Thorny toad
 kusinohki: might have been the first now kiss.  the legally distinct ouran host club
  Foxmar320: Horny jail lol
  mtvcdm: What even ARE some of these
  amative1: !quote 7933
  LRRbot: Quote #7933: "Bonk, bonk, bonk-bonk-bonk." —Ian [2022-01-09]
  Foxmar320: I recall ghost saying that
 Samarium13: night thee Bonkers
 Sorator13: yeah, that one's getting my bonus like
 KharadBanar: !findquote jail
  LRRbot: Quote #6665: "Put me in forklift jail!" —Ian [2019-12-29]
 serymew: "We live there. You can't send us to horny jail. We have the keys." BG3 narrator.
 7gorobei: i dub thee bonked
 public_key_reveal_party: I hope that is the correct answer, I need to figure out what wunk means then
 jarnatan: horny dungeon, surely
 stippledotter: Wardynne
 30teracyte: huzzah
  amative1: !quote 1211
  LRRbot: Quote #1211: "New clue: I'm dead." —Paul [2015-12-02]
 CastleOtranto: @stippledotter Bravo
 Sorator13: yeah, that's a reasonable confusion
  mtvcdm: wheeler
 Samarium13: wheeler!
 Fluffy776:   
 kalira77: playing Murdered: Soul Suspect
 SnackPak_: 
 RandomTrivia: Thanks Noy! 
 Fluffy776: That was fun!
 jarnatan: Paul looks amazing for someone who's been dead 9 years
 Noy2222: Woooo
  TXC2: Noy2222  
 Desruprot: 2222
 Patorik: Tutu Tutu
 Sorator13: https://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/DrawfulAnimateGame/31133592a14eeca1267219c2be870904/
 Redbassist: 
 Samarium13: grats on the Sub a thjon peeps
 Viewers_Like_You: Easily one of the top 2500 noys
 phoenixfeather14: 
 Serivus: and completed that game at 2:22:22
 serymew: Oh yeah, the homo-mortuous storyline.
 Wolfstrike_NL: Noy2222 and everyone that helped on the jackbox games 
 bytecaster: Anime and Manga Drawful?
 usmu1976: Thank you Noy!
 BrowneePoints: New Clue I'm Dead was Murdererd: Soul Suspect with Graham and Paul
 Samarium13: so hungty
 darkcyril: @bytecaster AniManga Drawful?
 rogerivany: Does Nelly need a lifejacket?  It looks like he's barely keeping his head above water. 
 Samarium13: pineapple chicken plzzzzz
 KBKarma: The person who created that book still draws.
 ihlendrax: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: a mystery
 jarnatan: Oh there's a couch back there, I just thought people in the back row were kneeling
 shurtal: Everybody wants to draw Kenpachi ramasama
 iris_of_ether: Let's Draw Manga are at _brick and mortar Michaels stores_
 Veraphage: What's anime? What's aniyou?
  alexsteacy: https://x.com/alexsteacy/status/1814734155797631136
 Saintnex: functionally unchanged lol
 Lord_Hosk: All the books are $5 too expensive
 serymew: Bbq pineapple chicken pizzz?  Plz 
 LordZarano: Let the drawing commence... -tinue
 Mathonwy: They let you use the internet now, and it still gives money to your kids school.
 Angreed66: 3 decades Ben
 LordZarano: commentinue
 LowUpsideCJ: My parents house had the same address number as the elementary school and Scholastic shipped all the book fair packages to our house
 BrowneePoints: they also came under fire recently for some shitty choices too I think
  Foxmar320: That reminds me I never got an order from Scolastic from 1993.
 Featherweight_: skeleton in a tube!
 aitsu100: Goosebumps
 Wolfstrike_NL: @alexsteacy haha, great catch
 Mai_Andra: Encyclopedia Brown
 Samarium13: wheeler looks so Cal- Miami
 jarnatan: Hey LRR, thanks for doing so much content for us, it's been a hell of a thon
 fredcheckers: They were better before 9/11 stole joy from the world.
 Patorik: The only thing I got from a Scholastic flyer was Virtual Springfield, and it was awesome
  TXC2: I used to LOVE the usborn puzzle books at schoolastic fairs
 iris_of_ether: Got me some Rats of NIMH books at those fairs, boss.
 KBKarma: When I started reading in nursery school, the nursery had to give me the more advanced books because I blew way past their normal level.
 RockPusher: 
Bellmoore subscribed at Tier 2. They've subscribed for 2 months, currently on a 1 month streak!
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 Mathonwy: Well, thanks. Yet another reason Canada is better than America.
 zeathean: Beej misunderstands taxes
 fry_dx: Tax the kids!
  amative1: Beej has /opinions/
 krfsm: when I had a job as a youth I paid taxes!
 Fluffy776: Children yearn for the mine
 JadedCynic: But Beej, Scholastic started up in America where they don't WANT to pay taxes for schools...
 Saintnex: Beej pls lol
 AragornKeuken: Someone add that as a quote
 Costar_s: cries in ontario school funding
 krfsm: (I was delivering advertising)
 Boon_33: tax their optimism!
 MatzerKat: Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses?
 malfnord: And also the story of Rasputin!
 KBKarma: I have a Modest Proposal...
 spinebustertee: Good old Beejenezer Scrooge
  TXC2: maybe rich people should pay taxes 
 BrowneePoints: So I got to do Ghost of Christmas Present for reader's theater multiple times
 jarnatan: "wait that was the improved version" is a hell of a review
 Viewers_Like_You: Aw, I wanted no colours and three eraser
 Lord_Hosk: In fact... The Canadian Government should approve bringing in 2 teenagers and 1 pre-teen so they can soon pay taxes
 BrowneePoints: and "Are there no prisons? are there no workhouses" that entire sequence? Goes *hard*
 bjergmann101: This looks like a family dinner... Everybody on their phones
 Mathonwy: @TXC2 But, for that, we'd have to close all those loopholes that rich people put into our tax code for themselves.
 Noy2222: Three colors? In this economy?
  TXC2: Mathonwy  yes
Sabin Moonshadow: Coming into the stream, and its everyone sitting in their seats, scrolling on their phone. Perfect vibes
 marmalade_pen: ohki ohki
 Desruprot:   
 Noy2222: OH, KI
 RockPusher: Jah dynne
 KaleidoscopeMind: oh i thought it was a centaur
 ElementalAlchemist: kenohki
 BrowneePoints: I'd love to see a CTS: Gartic Phone some time
  TXC2: Oscar Hotel Kilo India
 spinebustertee: yo Adam's avatar rules
 nekobun: ryo-
 Fluffy776: Adam's is so good
  mtvcdm: Ohki Ohki Draw Club
 LiveFaust: Yung Nelly
  amative1: that's an appropriate room code
 BrowneePoints: Ben is just Sanji
 adept_nekomancer: Adam shakes fist at cloud
 AugmentingPath: I'm gonna mime brushing my teeth
 BrowneePoints: Ben...WHY are you Sanji
 SnackPak_: oh yeah
 Sunidesus: I don't want to know what Wheeler's avatar is doing do I?
 spinebustertee: Kathleen looks like... Nelly beat me to it
thedepthandbreadthofseth: room is ohki ohki drawing club?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: damn it ben!
 bytecaster: It is Ohki Ohki Draw Club!
 invickthus: ohki ohki fight club.
 invickthus: I see we're all sharing the brain cell today.
 Pywodwagon: thats just fighting herds
 j_crane330: Inch worm
 ExachixKitsune: Ohki Ohki Crossing Club
thedepthandbreadthofseth: yep
 Mathonwy: Pencils can hurt!!!
 GredGredmansson: @mtvcdm Can't Draw Half-Circles Club
andysoo89: @invickthus mum said it was my turn with the brain cell
Leijonknight: Ryo Ohki
 stippledotter: Ohki D'ohki
 Samarium13: in Aus we pay 19c per dollar between 18000 and 45000
 Desruprot: 
 josh___something: Getting mixed as a spinal in KI?
Sonoroho: Everything's OHKI.
 badpandabear: I miss Corgipede
 kusinohki: meow?  was this round made for me??
 BeccaTingles: Welcome to art, Kathleen
 MatzerKat: Started drawing. Had a meltdown. Bon appetit.
 KBKarma: James Acaster is great.
 RockPusher: Would you still love me if I was a pencil-worm?
  amative1: wuv, twue wuv
 Spritz_T: Thanks to whomever got me the gift sub
 Viewers_Like_You: Someone should tell HR.
 serymew: Will the pencil worm escape the screen?
  TXC2: Mawidge that Blessed awangment
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Love James Acaster.  he pointed out that his two specials came out the same years as nannette and inside.
 Spritz_T: relentless rats
 j_crane330: Cat lady
 BrowneePoints: he's da big rat dat makes all of da rulez
 malfnord: oh rats
thedepthandbreadthofseth: he's never gonna win an award.
 Desruprot: the first enemy of an rpg
  amative1: @Spritz_T Looks like it was AnAnonymousGifter
 MatzerKat: They DO move in herds...
 PharaohBender27: I really like this particular music
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Ratthew?
 adept_nekomancer: If he had a crown, I'd think this was a rat king
 ExachixKitsune: Rat friends! I love them
 Samarium13: Resident tax rates 2023–24  Taxable income    Tax on this income  0 – $18,200    Nil  $18,201 – $45,000    19c for each $1 over $18,200  $45,001 – $120,000    $5,092 plus 32.5c for each $1 over $45,000  $120,001 – $180,000    $29,467 plus 37c for each $1 over $120,000  $180,001 and over    $51,667 plus 45c for each $1 over $180,000  The above rates do not include the Medicare levy of 2%.
  mtvcdm: Relentless rats
 badpandabear: Oh we have long paw instead of Corgipede
 Samarium13: gotta love that unlivable pay rate
 Izzieon: rats thrice?
 serymew: Not the toesies!
 nyoomgoom: i've built into myself a reflex reaction to want to say "gesundheit" to the drawful belch sound effect
 Gaelan_Maestro: long paw!
 TehAmelie: i just lightly brushed my eyeball with the arm of my glasses when taking them off. that's new >_>
  amative1: (this quote WAS Alex, actually)
 nyoomgoom: like, every time
 SnackPak_: I don't think Thrice has a song about rats 
  amative1: !quote 1358
  LRRbot: Quote #1358: "What the shit? Why rats?" —Alex [2014-08-01]
 KingOfDoma: Graham's power is overwhelming
 Desruprot: uh
 RandomTrivia: 
 RandomTrivia: WAT
 adept_nekomancer: Do not want
 nyoomgoom: expardon
 invickthus: Adam, crime.
 serymew: Nope. Nope. Nope.
 mister_nibbles: "what the shit" is very Alex
 Samarium13: oh god let me ehat
 j_crane330: Nightmare
 iris_of_ether: um
 GazzyInferno: that's kirby, from kirby
  mtvcdm: !clip
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
 Saintnex: NOEP
 Blip2004: could be dark souls
 GhostValv: 
 GredGredmansson: 
 Costar_s: h e l o
 stippledotter: no
 Spritz_T: graphic poyo
msartivisual: What
 invickthus: Adam what have you done here.
 Noy2222: Aaaaaand DMCAed
 Fluffy776: 
 Wolfstrike_NL: Gotta be a heather one
 TheAinMAP: That quote's almost a decade old.
 Costar_s: h e l p** is what i meant!!
 L0rdX33n: I’m experiencing fear
 Desruprot: its just Metaknight it is okay
 Samarium13: ross would hard pass
 cmdrud87: you'fe come to suck my blood?
 RandomTrivia: WOW
 iris_of_ether: Hahahaha
 ExachixKitsune: it's best not to ask
 nyoomgoom: evocative
RAICx gifted a Tier 1 sub to msartivisual! This is their first Gift Sub in the channel!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, msartivisual! (Today's storm count: 627)
 KaleidoscopeMind: !quote 9023
  LRRbot: Quote #9023: "Why is Kirby real?!" —Cori [2024-06-15]
 zeathean: I think we need an adult
 7gorobei: noid campaign 2.0
 shurtal: does grimace even have a prostate?
 Sorator13: wait, do y'all NOT know the grimace milk saga?
 brieandbacon: "Continuous! Enthusiastic! Consent!"
  TXC2: I NEED it to be let me suck 
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  TXC2: darn 
 serymew: Boneathan! I mean, I didn't know you were into that... but okay.
 googoltudoris: "yeah, can i get a succubus, extra succ?"
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 RandomTrivia: !quote 488
  LRRbot: Quote #488: "Kirby is not consent." —Beej [2015-07-20]
  amative1: !quote 488
  LRRbot: Quote #488: "Kirby is not consent." —Beej [2015-07-20]
 Dmc3628: robobot?
 msartivisual:   
 HbombAndFriends: 100
 invickthus: on a t shirt when.
 Desruprot: big dorito
 adept_nekomancer: Make way for piss!
 BusTed: 
 Spritz_T: murderous afterthoughts
 BusTed: 
 serymew: Alex, no!
 j_crane330: Oh dear
 AragornKeuken: hungry caterpillar?
 Samarium13: VAngelis blocked
 electra310: What are the shiny LRR hearts counting?
 nessiah_aries: Ah yes, piss grease. My favorite weapon coating in Elden Ring.
  Juliamon: electra310 Total sub units
Technotrout: What the .... is this? :)
  TXC2: electra310  the combind total of subs and bits
 gameboy350: Uhh it's HOLY weapon oil!
 KBKarma: What are U2 doing with Elden Ring?
 gameboy350: The sap of the erdtree itself
 PharaohBender27: Graham got me!
 BusTed: loathsome
 electra310: Have we maxed the subathon time yet?
 krfsm: the LOATHSOME Dung Eater
  amative1: !quote 6708
  LRRbot: Quote #6708: "Violence is boring." —Kathleen [2020-01-16]
  mtvcdm: We have indeed
  TXC2: electra310  we sure have
 KBKarma: @electra310 Long ago.
 PharaohBender27: @electra310 Not only that, but hit all the stretch goals!
 electra310: Yay! Good work everybody 
 krfsm: the adjective is important
 SomebodyNowhere: !advice
  LRRbot: Be crank yankable.
 Desruprot: except the record of
 josh___something: U rite, bestie
 KaleidoscopeMind: checkpoint plus
 serymew: Exercise is important. Be sure to stretch all your goals.
 nyoomgoom: this is clearly pokemon
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 GredGredmansson: !findquote pokemon
  LRRbot: Quote #5250: "Wait is this Pokemon?" —Paul [2018-08-09]
 nessiah_aries: That's a lotta Eevees.
  Jon Grayson: some kind of drawing game
 CaptainSpam: THE VST KNOWS YOUR SINS!  Oh, wait, no, that's the quote server.  Force of habit.
 Spritz_T: this is just a window into kathleen's thoughts
 adept_nekomancer: The cat evolved into... coffee?
 j_crane330: Must get coffee
 Samarium13: mouse lvl up ?
 Sorator13: @CaptainSpam There may be some overlap
  mtvcdm: @PharaohBender27 We do have my scorecard, which adds a stroke at every 60 sub units, no upper limit. But all of THEIR stretch goals are done. Golf strokes are always for sale.
 Samarium13: burp
 stippledotter: Is this serge
 BrainBetter: Why is there an ad for a mobile game in Drawful?
 serymew: Cat evolved into Catffee.
 Samarium13: helooo
  amative1: !quote 8898
  LRRbot: Quote #8898: "I'm gonna start evolving sheep into their final form of bed." —Serge [2024-01-23]
HoshiSSB: 
 Dmc3628: evolving right?
  mtvcdm: I know this quote.
 nessiah_aries: I mean, Sinstea is a thing.
 Dmc3628: think this is G
 nessiah_aries: *Sinistea
  mtvcdm: I know who this quote is from too.
  mtvcdm: It's Carrie.
 RandomTrivia: Oh this is CHEEKY
 Samarium13: lvl up
Peronio: Oh, when is (or was) the movie stream?
  Jon Grayson: Thursday night, it was an old Vincent Price movie that wasn't House On Haunted Hill
 Samarium13: piss meow
 KaleidoscopeMind: "final evolution is a cup of coffee" sounds like a serge quote
 RandomTrivia: !quote 8359
  LRRbot: Quote #8359: "Cat! Cat! Coffee." —Carrie [2022-11-17]
 kalira77: said during DBfH 2022
 KaleidoscopeMind: oh it was a desert bus quote
  mtvcdm: It's Carrie being Carrie.
 TehAmelie: is it just me who looks at Matt's avatar and sees a wide crooked grin and a cleft chin?
 CaptainSpam: Ah, the next evolution of the 3D printer, the 3D hater.
 GredGredmansson: the prompt is just someones IP address
 GazzyInferno: Mikey knows who he is
 SomebodyNowhere: you just gotta shake it off
 BrowneePoints: But I heard Mikey LOVES Movies!
 Fluffy776: Desert Bus South, one day
 marmalade_pen: i feel like i know this
 BusTed: oh, a dating profile
 Samarium13: SeaWorld Mike hard quit
  TXC2: me thinks this is also a DB quote
 KingOfDoma: I guess Good Mr. Neumann isn't being invited back for DBfH 2024 XD
 ArcticAtlantic: this feels like it may also have been DB
 RockPusher: mtvcdm story checks out
 j_crane330: Life Cereal
 iris_of_ether: This Carrie approves that Carrie's quote 
 adept_nekomancer: Oh, it's a fish!
 A_Dub888: is this Mikey’s tindr profile?
 RandomTrivia:  This is great
 nekobun: i showed you my bass plz respond
 themercenary1987: Timder, is that a new app?
 Noy2222: Only Tims
 HbombAndFriends: Did I miss the finish of Ian’s pancetta?
 RandomTrivia: !quote 4987
  LRRbot: Quote #4987: "just swipe left already" —Paul, on 19th century romance [2018-05-17]
  amative1: !quote 4987
  LRRbot: Quote #4987: "just swipe left already" —Paul, on 19th century romance [2018-05-17]
  Sarah_Serinde: @HbombAndFriends Nope
 Fluffy776: The fish is such a good touch
 adept_nekomancer: Timder.  Tinder, but managed by Tim Hortons.
 Desruprot: stuff
 ElementalAlchemist: hmmm
 nessiah_aries: That's just a nonsensical room puzzle in a Survival Horror game
 HbombAndFriends: Thanks, @sarah_serinde!
 kalira77: last quote was during a playthrough of RDR2
 SnyperWoIf: Tim Hortons, the coffee company?  Or Tim Horton, the hockey dude?
 jacqui_lantern234: the blood moon rises once again
 Samarium13: "her" ledger of AI nonsense
 j_crane330: Metor 2024
 TehAmelie: instructions unclear, please increase font size again
Smurfykins: Dont look down at the contract because if you look up the meteor will hit
  Kilkomir: :_lrrHeart:
 KaleidoscopeMind: !quote 8272
  LRRbot: Quote #8272: "Some days you're the meteor and some days you're the dinosaur." —Adam [2022-10-09]
 Zu_o: @SnyperWoIf Tim Hortons is just one of Tim Horton's philactery's
 A_Dub888: Nelson “the trick is not to think” Salahub
 Sorator13: Love the FF one
 Mangledpixel: I think this is a Paul quote
 Zu_o: Somewhere, there's a hockey stick and a jersey to match the unholy hockey lich's presence
 RandomTrivia: I didn't clock this until I found it, but now it completely tracks
 ElementalAlchemist: gg G
 Spritz_T: wow
 RandomTrivia: !quote 7521
  LRRbot: Quote #7521: "We're probably going to be okay." —Cameron [2021-03-09]
 RandomTrivia: Control
 GredGredmansson: Graham Stark: Comedy Writer
Crazyginder22 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 81 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Crazyginder22! (Today's storm count: 630)
 ElementalAlchemist: dang
 ElementalAlchemist: pffft
 Desruprot: 
Smurfykins: Failing into Success
 j_crane330: My life
 GredGredmansson: !findquote fail
  LRRbot: Quote #4980: "The racoon fails, and feels bad about its life choices." —Kathleen [2018-05-14]
 TehAmelie: ever forward, never learning
  Foxmar320: Mood
 adept_nekomancer: Banana for mouth
 themercenary1987: I fail English ? That un Possible
 Samarium13: Guess the grades are life choices ?
 nessiah_aries: Why is this mans arm a twisty straw?
 KaleidoscopeMind: it says dice friends
 SnyperWoIf: @GredGredmansson Graham Stark: suspected Comedy Writer
 Marvoleath: F is for fantastic, right?
 kalira77: it's from Camp Nettlebee
 RandomTrivia: 
Smurfykins: 
 ElementalAlchemist: 
Smurfykins: love it
 iris_of_ether: Hahahahaha
 BusTed: 
 Patorik: There's a bit in the music that makes it sound like a nearby phone is ringing. Gets me every time
 Patorik: The previous song
 ElementalAlchemist: I gave "f's get degrefs" a like because obviously
 KaleidoscopeMind: !quote 3225
  LRRbot: Quote #3225: "Now that I'm a government employee, I want them to question why they hired me as a government employee." —Ian [2016-08-15]
  Foxmar320: Nice
 Sunidesus: well, I gotta go to work, hopefully I can catch the last hour or so there
 Samarium13:  
 ExachixKitsune: that's a good quote
 Sorator13: @Sunidesus hope you have a good workday!
 RandomTrivia: This is delightful
 ElementalAlchemist: ooh, good one Wheeler
 RandomTrivia: !quote 1825
  LRRbot: Quote #1825: "You get to be wrong." —Heather [2016-02-15]
  TXC2: so long Sunidesus  stay safe
  mtvcdm: Good work Wheeler
 kalira77: playing Super Mario Sunshine
 AutumnGold: !quote 19
 nyoomgoom: they're groovin
 Saintnex: you’re more funny than old you 
  Juliamon: !addquote (Ben) [now] We're way funnier than our quotes.
  LRRbot: New quote #9059: "We're way funnier than our quotes." —Ben [2024-07-20]
 GredGredmansson: !findquote dance
  LRRbot: Quote #5020: "I invented a new person with my dancing." —Cori [2018-06-03]
 ElementalAlchemist: good quoting
 j_crane330: Ow my hip
 Mangledpixel: I remember this t shirt from the 90s
  TXC2: Juliamon  beat me too it 
 Samarium13: dance for meat provisions
 TehAmelie: [lyrics to Karamelldansen goes here]
 RandomTrivia: Alternate reading: You are all funnier than you were 10 years ago
AgentWynter subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 55 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, AgentWynter! (Today's storm count: 631)
 ElementalAlchemist: I look forward to seeing "we're way funnier than our quotes" in a future quote-based game now
 jacqui_lantern234: @Juliamon out here doin the lords work
 Artificer_Evan: @TehAmelie heheheheheh
 SnyperWoIf: paprika!
 BrowneePoints: paprika is a good cut
 nyoomgoom: "the npcs are ripping it at the club" lmao
 Sorator13: paprika!
 TehAmelie: oh wow i almost spat strawberry drink at "i'll crump with you sweetie"
 A_Dub888: Tump to Crump
 Samarium13: mprnig all ,bye
 RandomTrivia: !quote 2095
  LRRbot: Quote #2095: "She dances like I do!" —Ian [2016-03-13]
 nessiah_aries: Dancing while wearing an upside down bucket.
 RandomTrivia:   
 kalira77: whilst playing Persona 4: Dancing All Night
 TehAmelie: i'd like it to be known this strawberry flavor drink is really messing with my head, cause it tastes like strawberry and not "strawberry flavor"
 Samarium13: great subathon pepps
 RandomTrivia: Bens get degrefs
 iris_of_ether:   
 GazzyInferno: oh the double crown
 danisaur3: gg
 j_crane330:     
 adept_nekomancer: @RandomTrivia Wouldn't Bens get degrens?
 nyoomgoom: does this mean that Bs get da bees
 bakerydragon: Bref-ity is the soul of wit
 LordZarano: https://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/DrawfulGame/bd48092678c465a379c6222624736b0c/
 RandomTrivia: 
 Desruprot: meat
 TheLodgium: Fs get regrefs
 ElementalAlchemist: Meat!
 smertmonkey: meat
 RockPusher: Mmmmmmmeat!
  TXC2: MEAT!
 baltimore_667083: MEAT!
 SomebodyNowhere: !findquote meat
  LRRbot: Quote #1994: "Your meat power is unstoppable!" —Ian [2016-03-01]
 Mangledpixel: 
 BigDaddyBland87: MEAT!!
 WardsarTheWriter: Ooh!
 fry_dx: Meat!
 GredGredmansson: !findquote meat
  LRRbot: Quote #3186: "We don't need more meat! We have meat everywhere! Everything is covered in meat!" —Paul [2016-08-10]
  Foxmar320: MEAT
 malfnord: M E A T
 Viewers_Like_You: Meats get degreets
 Astramentha:    
 A_Dub888: !findquote meat
ChaoticObserver: MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!
 spinebustertee: meat meat meat meat!
 Desruprot: ooooooooooh
 Easilycrazyhat: Time for MEAT
cambo212:   
 CastleOtranto: Fill me with your meat, Ian.
 nessiah_aries: Meatbeef
 RandomTrivia:  Adam
 jacqui_lantern234: who's ready for ian's meat?!?!
 the_phantom_game_player: Meat time!
 iris_of_ether:    
 HbombAndFriends: Meat!
 AnimeKitty:   
 CaptainSpam: Well, someone should get on the Meat Helmet if you're having MEAT.
 j_crane330: 
 simplydavemn: YES!   The meat.   I am very invested in the souvee saga!
 stippledotter:  
 KaleidoscopeMind: tos?
 Bellmoore: 
 Artificer_Evan: is every one ready for meat - no context
 HbombAndFriends:   
 danisaur3:   
 SomebodyNowhere: !advice
  LRRbot: The reward for getting to the end of all music is haircut ASMR.
 adept_nekomancer:   
 brieandbacon: Meat, meat, meat, Meat! MEAT!!
 RockPusher: Take the pizza, put meat on pizza
 the_phantom_game_player:     
 RandomTrivia: 
 GhostValv: porcheta on pizza D:
 GoblinMyra: meat pizza
 PharaohBender27: 
 Mathonwy: Yes, Ian give us your meat.
  TXC2: do us mods get the pizza instead ?
 RockPusher: best of both worlds
 j_crane330:   
 DaSunao: 
 Saintnex: oooh
 baltimore_667083:   
 Mollylele: is Ian revealing his meat off camera?
 rogerivany:   
 DoodlestheGreat:     
 Saintnex: also Chat will take the pizza if y’all don’t want it 
 ExachixKitsune: He Soused so it could vide now
 Patorik: Is there still a whole treatza pizza for Serge?
 nessiah_aries: Steamed Hams?
 heartofgoldfish: we never got ham cam :C
 Mischievous_Catgeist: i need the treatza
 RandomTrivia: Surely the Hamfather could make one final appearance
 Desruprot: @nessiah_aries at this time of year?
 A_Dub888: Show Meat!
 jacqui_lantern234: so ian finished off his meat, James? 
 stippledotter: Show me the Hameron
 adept_nekomancer: @Desruprot Localized entirely within this stream?
 Viewers_Like_You: Just because Ian was planning on it, doesn't mean it was a good idea
 SnyperWoIf: meat? meat! meat? meat!
 simplydavemn: 36 hours.
 SomebodyNowhere: jeez
 marmalade_pen: db fo sho
 baltimore_667083: wow
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/OddObliviousChickenYouDontSay-YUkA2ePaXAzc6j0h
 RandomTrivia: Confetti cannons leave their evidence to be found for YEARS
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 ElementalAlchemist: the Desert Bus confetti is forever
  amative1: meat-fetti
 WardsarTheWriter: So, no chicken cannon then?
 GoblinMyra: 
 Patorik: Chicken Cannon!
 Sibwow: meat confetti? my bachelorette party
 adept_nekomancer: "meat confetti" is a terrifying idea.
 Veraphage: carnfetti
 TehAmelie: you had me at meat confetti cannon Heather
 Saintnex: I assume you’ll be finding confetti until you move out from this moon base 
 RockPusher: Meatfetti
  TXC2: Meat confetti was my nickname in college
 SnyperWoIf: No hamfather for this one?
 darkora: the meatm'n commeth
 RandomTrivia: Chat, imagine the theme from the Godfather here
 j_crane330:   
 SomebodyNowhere: !badadvice
  LRRbot: A Klobb.
 PTElder: I kinda assumed the roof would be your designated BBQ/frying space...
 fry_dx: Meat man, meet man
 GredGredmansson: Meatconfetti is just ground beef
 Mathonwy: So, Kathleen and Wheeler, agents of chaos.
Darksualc: rule of confetti: You will always find a piece of confetti from years ago
 Mollylele:  
 drfox17: Is meat confetti just bacon bits?
 Dog_of_Myth:  
  Foxmar320: Meat!
 jj_q: 'Tell me about your weaponised meat coverage'
 red_shoes_jeff: Where I'm from, "Meat Confetti" is called "Bacon Bits."
 msartivisual:   
 ElementalAlchemist: mmmmm
 bakerydragon: I'm now waiting for the future confusion when "Meat confetti" is included as a quote in future loading ready live "what context was this" bit
 BusTed: oooo
 GhostValv: wowie
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh my....
  TXC2: ooooh yeah
 BrowneePoints: ooooo Poele!
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/TrappedCrowdedEggBrokeBack-9lcqvmgx_ojetYSU
 josh___something: This is LEWD
 TheAinMAP: 
 BrowneePoints: He Poele'd it!
 adept_nekomancer: Impromptu TTSF
 stippledotter: Gorgeous
 GredGredmansson: Tureens On The Street!
 Falannt: noone is vegetarian?!
 the_phantom_game_player: It looks good
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 j_crane330: It's the fairy dust of bacon
 simplydavemn: Put that video on loop for 10 hours after this stream to fill the  airwaves!
 Easilycrazyhat: Jealous
 GazzyInferno: you can't show this on stream, this is too good
 GredGredmansson: @Falannt Cam is but he's not here
 DoodlestheGreat: Ah.... It's a quarter after noon, and I finally have my undies.
 cmdrud87: mmh
 Gaelan_Maestro: oooooooo fooooood
 GredGredmansson: i don't know where he is but that's not my place to ask
  Foxmar320: Just that on loop for pls
 gluonquark: How do I sigh up for the ham raffle?
 SnyperWoIf: I respect those who do not eat meat and also, give me their bacon
 Gaelan_Maestro: how good does it smell?
 malfnord: That looks simultaneously delicious and terrifying
 zerragonoss: what oil is that
 Artificer_Evan: this is mean. by being in the same time zone it is also lunch time for me
 drfox17: But where is the hamfather
 ExachixKitsune: !nom
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Cam only cheats for pocket bacon.
 ExachixKitsune: wait wrong stream
 ExachixKitsune: 
 zeathean: Porchetta?
 frnknstn: I don't often deep fry things, what do you do with the oil once you are done?
 Sorator13: Ian's mic is probably muted?
 Malkmaven1176: how close to the pizza party?
 stippledotter: !findquote eat
  LRRbot: Quote #3171: "I hope everyone is eating something right now." —Beej [2016-08-10]
 SomebodyNowhere: jeez
  Foxmar320: 
 drfox17: @malkmaven1176 soooon
 Desruprot: that looks good
 thatguysteve2709: By the way Graham I am currently watching the hilarious house of Dr frightenstein. I did not grow up in Canada but love campy shows thanks for the recommendation
 ExachixKitsune: 
 brieandbacon: @frnknstn You just flush it down the toilet
 Saintnex: ooh we caught a bit of that meat cronch from Ben eating, sounds fancy
 Falannt: thats not healthy...
 Gaelan_Maestro: !findquote food
  LRRbot: Quote #8634: "Food food food food yes yum." —Wheeler [2023-08-26]
 ShifuDaxiongmao: just got here, what he made?
 nessiah_aries: Chat wants oil
 rosesmcgee: keep those fatbergs flowing
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @frnknstn You can turn it into some pretty nasty soap ^^
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 RockPusher: 
 yatagarasu1177: !findquote oil
  TXC2: ShifuDaxiongmao  soue vide pork
 ElementalAlchemist: @ShifuDaxiongmao sous vide and then fried pork belly
 azureHaights: "I'm an Ian. Of course I 🎵keep a little oil in my drain for the Oil Man
 Mathonwy: Oil down the drain, to make your landlord pay...
 Veraphage: More of that strange oil? It's probably nothing.
 ShifuDaxiongmao: @ElementalAlchemist thank you 
 SomebodyNowhere: !findquote tender
 SnyperWoIf: Murloc?  Rwlrwlrwlrwl
 zerragonoss: Oil is good for 3-10 uses depending on what you are cooking and how while you strain it between uses.
 CaptynByrd: I remember there being a joke about a LIVE segment called "Sus Vide" and I wanna see it
 PharaohBender27: D:
 AnimeKitty: Oh gods
 stippledotter: @azurehaights thank you for this ear worm
  TXC2: 3rd degree is the worst level of burns
 simplydavemn: Porquetta is my fathers name - call me Porkie.
 Malkmaven1176: Just remember not to eat too much pizza, there's a PPR tomorrow
 brieandbacon: !mukbang
Argetbrisingr96: meat asmr
 A_Dub888: EATSMR
 DoodlestheGreat: I do, Paul.
 SomebodyNowhere: !advice
  LRRbot: Hit the butt.
 RandomTrivia: That would be such a waste
 Saintnex: love it, sounds like amazing meat
 Melfina__: om nom nom
 ExachixKitsune: noises give some good calories so I love eating them
Peronio: Aw, I thought it was part of the sub-a-thon
 dm818: Beej will eat the whole thing
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Ormmannen: @brieandbacon Thats not leagal were i live
 Serivus: Did Paul get some?
 nessiah_aries: Porkmeat Mukbang
  Foxmar320: Do mods get some? I can send you my address
 AnimeKitty: Ian's mc isn't on I think
 A_Dub888: You had me at “pork belly”
cambo212:  
 stippledotter: I assume that's delicious?
 brieandbacon: @Ormmannen it's only illegal if you get caught
 zeathean: is an Italian thing I believe
 RockPusher: Has Paul gotten some?
 Leonhart321: Regular crispy day came early
  TXC2: Chat please do not put fat and grease down your drains
 TehAmelie: does the frying do anything to the deep meats, as it were, or just the surface?
 azureHaights: the d e e p m e a t s
 AugmentingPath: TXC2 can't hear you, too busy sewer-surfing on my rad fatberg
 Mathonwy: @TXC2 I know exactly what it does, and do it on purpose.
  TXC2: AugmentingPath  Mathonwy  monsters
 drfox17: @txc2 also don't put rice down the drain. Really don't do both
 zeathean: Has Ian tried his hand at carnitas?
 JadedCynic: yay! you got yer pizza - we just popped out to get pizza for supper, too 
 brieandbacon: @TXC2 They're not my drains, they belong to my landlord
 cmdrud87: the traditional consummation of the... ham
 Patorik: Dear Dr. Ian, have you ever made gyoza on stream? I'd be curious to see how you'd do it
 adept_nekomancer: A wild Paul has appeared!
 Mathonwy: @TXC2 I'll stop once the landlord fixes my stove and dishwasher and bathroom vent and...
 baltimore_667083: Paul!
 Gaelan_Maestro: no one expects the surprise Paul!
  TXC2: Hello Paul
 A_Dub888: @txc2 what if I want to grease my pipes?
  Foxmar320: Paul!
 MaxTurkeyFlaps: If anyone has deep Twitch subbing lore: I tried to gift some subs, have been charged for them, but nothing appeared in chat.  Any reason why?
 RockPusher:   
 azureHaights: @AugmentingPath Rad Fatberg is the name of my hair metal band
 SomebodyNowhere: !quote paul
  LRRbot: Quote #7166: "'Am I gaming now? I can't see anything.' 'That just means you're gaming more.'" —Serge and Paul [2020-09-02]
 Saintnex: @txc2 also, a smart way to dispose of the fat/oil is to pour it into a container to throw away or absorb it with paper towel to put in compose!
 NornsFelidar: what is the temperature you need for oil?
Alex Frank: Peronio, it was part of the subathon. It happened Thursday
 stippledotter: Did Paul say hello? Did i miss it?
  TXC2: Saintnex  exactly
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 Falannt: and now pizza and icecream!
 AugmentingPath: @azureHaights omg I have all of your albums
 simplydavemn: Paul is about to fall into a pork coma.
 marawr_arts: any tips on sourcing good pork belly?
 simplydavemn: Sorry, coama
 adept_nekomancer: 355 F is approximately 180 C
 aquinas_0: oh! the pork is done!
 Falannt: ban fahrenheit!
 JadedCynic: so...how was it?
 Saintnex: the Canadian use of measurements is absurd 
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: Fahrenheit is a lie. Real units only.
 RockPusher: ♫ life is like oil down the drain / here in, Fatburg… ♫
 SnyperWoIf: @marawr_arts I recommend sourcing pork belly from pigs
 simplydavemn: Or maybe trance?
 MomoNo9: Hey our fave studio cryptid
 Critterbot: Fahrenheit? I believe you mean freedomheit.
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Speaking of meal prep, I have spent the last... since the start of forklift racing... making cassoulet and a hot ginger carrot soup.
 Patorik: Just keep a chart handy
 marawr_arts: ty so much lol
 Coloneljesus: adam is right
 GazzyInferno: get its ass adam
 NornsFelidar: Adam my dude
 Mathonwy: They use freedom units, because we have the freedom seeds.
 NornsFelidar: thanks Ian
 Saintnex: oh no the tarp budget!
 JadedCynic: @Falannt if you ever see 'Freedom Units' just subtract 30 from it, and divide by two and you're close enough to Common sense units...
 Metric_Furlong: hell yeah Adam
 GazzyInferno: everyone knows that Kelvin is the best measurement
 ExachixKitsune: More thermometers should tell me the results in Kelvin
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: ^
 baltimore_667083: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: a man trapped in a jar
 MomoNo9: Kathleen that's good tarp budgeting
 ProcyonFlynn: !jar
 stippledotter: Okay, but when you go outside and it's 100 degrees Fahrenheit, you're ally do be like "yep, it's 100 hot"
 malfnord: oooh
 Sorator13: ohhhhh now I want that
 MaxTurkeyFlaps: Oh, Wheeler, that's a beautiful idea
 ElementalAlchemist: Tekken pork belly
 mister_nibbles: i really dont understand why people get so upset about fahrenheit v celcius
 Dog_of_Myth: Well, EVO is going on....
 Viewers_Like_You: You don't have to Tekken, but you could
 drfox17: That's how you make it tender
 RealGamerCow: I smoked some pork for carnitas two weeks ago. It's really good
 JadedCynic: @ExachixKitsune just add 273.15
 Saintnex: but yea, the Canadian flow chart of when we use imperial vs metric, Fahrenheit vs Celsius, etc is hilarious
 simplydavemn: Teken Pork Belly - you would think Adam would be fully on board.
 TheKarthe: based
 stippledotter: Flip it? That's the ticket
  TXC2: you can tekken if you want too
 Falannt: @JadedCynic yeah, very easy, instead of everyone uses SI...
 bytecaster: Number go up
 SquidVorb: Based
 frnknstn: No Tekken Tacos for me, I have my Virtua Fighter Fajitas
 Sorator13: Yknow, I have mixed feelings about cheese with pork, for some reason?
 Jethrain: petition for recipes in kelvin
 BrowneePoints: Nope not taking the bait
 drrek0: I will die on the hill that Fahrenheit is the one place Imperial is better than metric
 PharaohBender27: 
 bytecaster: Fahrenheit is so Ohio
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 krfsm: @stippledotter and when I go into a sauna that's 100 degrees Celsius I can say "yeah, that's for-real hot"
 SolarBlitz1: Kelvin or bust
 AnimeKitty: That's some shiny Bait
 A_Dub888: Celciussy
 nessiah_aries: I only eat meat that's been broiled charcoal black within the center of the solar core.
 WardsarTheWriter: What about people who use Kelvin temperature scale?
 ExachixKitsune: @ExachixKitsune : oh, I know i can do it simply, but that doesn't stop me wanting things to do it automatically 
 mister_nibbles: ok but its literally just what you grow up with
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: If you want big numbers, Kelvin is the superior unit.
 RockPusher: A little carpet beer, as a treat
 ProcyonFlynn: Comfort Units vs "Easy Math" Units 
 Angreed66: If people want the best of both is Kelvin
 BrowneePoints: Chat don't take the Bait
 ExachixKitsune: @mister_nibbles : it's fun to get low-stakes and soft-argue about it, but not actually care
 KharadBanar: 30 is hot, 20 is nice, 10 is cool and 0 is ice
 SursaiKosecksi: scale shaming
 Patorik: Celsius makes more sense, but we can't use it because all the recipes are fahrenheit
 HbombAndFriends: Round number!
 NornsFelidar: does it even go that high in Victoria, Beej? 30-40?)
 simplydavemn: Paul - I am very jealous of you right now.
 A_Dub888: @kharadbanar you’re cool
 Angreed66: 100 is more like 38C
 frnknstn: 100-degree C hot tub is nice and bubbly
 BrowneePoints: Okay I can take the Fahrenheit slander
  TXC2: NornsFelidar  it does when there's a heat dome 
 BrowneePoints: but being likened to a Yu gi Oh Player?
 JadedCynic: @Falannt I mean, if you REALLY wanna convert, subtract 32, then multiply by 5 and divide by 9, and that's more accurate than you'll need even for cooking
 drfox17: As long as you don't measure your body in stones
 16AngryBears: @KharadBanar Learned this in 1st, 2nd grade in the US and it stuck ever since
 Viewers_Like_You: Just use tenths of degrees. "It's crazy, it got up to 290 last week"
 drrek0: celcius is a 0-100 scale on what is hot for water. Farenheit is a 0-100 scale on what's hot for humans. I know which is more helpful to me
 RevolverRossalot: Kelvin supremecy fact: Kelvin isn't in "degrees" because the scale is absolute, target then it's arbitrary cousins.
 Pywodwagon: disgusting
 Mathonwy: The big problem is, if you grew up with Fahrenheit, you will likely never understand Celsius.
 putz12a: It's been like 35-40 all week in Edmonton 
  TXC2: we had it hit 40c in the UK in 2022, it was hell 
 PTElder: It was 30 down in Washington like a week ago.
 MehallD: anything over 25C is death
 TehAmelie: it's not that either has any utility over the other, beyond celcius being useful in some physics calculations, we just want everyone to use the same system to cut down on confusing
 lord_bry0n: the heat dome was misserble on the island
 MrPipboy3000: Canada uses both ...
 TehAmelie: confusion
 goateedave86: Real question, what's the humidity like?
 SnyperWoIf: Why is a cool day negative in the Celsius scale?
 bytecaster: I'm not a lizard
 jacqui_lantern234: THANK YOU Wheeler and Adam!!!!!!
 MomoNo9: @drfox17 I prefer to measure my body in cats
 AnimeKitty: Ew
 Williams4jesus: You think you've cleaned the plate, but Paul finds every last bite.
 CrossXhunteR: i hate the humidity. heat is mostly whatever
 AugmentingPath: this post has been approved by lizards
 SomebodyNowhere: !findquote sweat
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 Pywodwagon: Jordynne making the correct face here
 IaCthulhuFthagn: It's easy to tell the difference between 35C and 40C... when it creeps above body temperature, the wind starts burning instead of cooling.
 Artificer_Evan: @MrPipboy3000 have you seen the flow chart ?
Chris Rice: 30-40 is the difference between High 70's to 100 degrees!
fonk: it hit 31c here yesterday and was the hottest day on record
 BrokenGolem: sunscreen? no, all that oil Ian's been saving. that's the way
 SnyperWoIf: Like, it's not even that cold!  What are you calling it negative 7!?!
 DiscordianTokkan: That's Fine, if it's not humid. If it's humid I will literally die
 NornsFelidar: Today i'm enjoying the fabled single day of summer in Norway - it's 25 here
 JadedCynic: dude; Victoria is Death Valley for canada - Newfoundland is an island of habitable climate and that's only because we have an arctic ocean current running past us 
 jacqui_lantern234: if im NOT thinly covered in my own sweat, then assume im FUCKING FRIGID
 CaptynByrd: Fellow lizard bois!
 BrowneePoints: Heat Sucks, Cold sucks. give me Cool plz
 jchinnock: let’s change locations Adam, glad to do it 😂
 Viewers_Like_You: Reject tarp, embrace heat lamp
  mtvcdm: !addquote (Heather) [now] I'm figuring out who among the LRR crew are the lizard people.
  LRRbot: New quote #9060: "I'm figuring out who among the LRR crew are the lizard people." —Heather [2024-07-20]
 Mathonwy: Heat is disgusting. I sweat like hell, and my sweat quickly becomes a musk... So heat is bad for me and everyone around me.
 nessiah_aries: Oki Oki Shedding Club
 RandomTrivia: 
 Krektogar: everything over 25°C is hell
 SomebodyNowhere: !advice
  LRRbot: Keep yourself in the Molotov Range.
 Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra : Louisiana checking in; this is the time of year where it's usually around 95f and about 65% humidity.
 Dmc3628: that's gonna be a great quote for future
 Asolya: It's 36°C here in France and I'm dying
 CrossXhunteR: i live in swamp territory, so i dislike the heat
 Fanklok: I don't understand your C numbers
 doubledbear: I can't do anything past 25
 InfinityToPlanck: Were you aware that the End Permian Mass extinction had global annual average temperatures in excess of 35C with the tropics getting over 65C
 Eklinaar: Hot weather is the best, winter lovers miss me with your awful bulky coats
 Fanklok: Cumbers if you woill
 ExachixKitsune: I can't do anything when it's above 30
 Sorator13: did James get some pork?
 jacqui_lantern234: BASED adam
ButButTheJesus: Hi folks, missed most of the subathon but hope y'all had fun 
 simplydavemn: Thanks for bringing up sunscreen - I almost forgot to pack some for when I run to the auto salvage yard in a bit.
 JadedCynic: @Krektogar 'room temperature' is ~20c for a REASON - it's what a human is comfortable at
 lord_bry0n: Lizard bois vs Blizzard boies
 BrowneePoints: when it's 95 here(35c) it turns into a Sauna and a physically can't BREATHE
 bytecaster: I hate being sweaty so much
 Gaelan_Maestro: Paul, tell us your secret wisdom!
 Viewers_Like_You: Oh man, I'm in the very rare sweet spot where the stream on my PC and phone are *exactly* synced, no audio echo. Very nice
  TXC2: hello ButButTheJesus  welcome
 adept_nekomancer: it's the first day it's been below 30 where I am in like... a month.
 Mathonwy: Any time it gets too hot around here, the corn sweat makes the humidity skyrocket.
 GameSageZB: I'll stick with trudging through snow in shorts.
 MaxTurkeyFlaps: I'm a heat boy, but my partner is from northern Minnesota and melts instantly.  It's a rough combo in the summer.
Kass: I see future crapshots: The Lizard Boys are back at it again!
 iris_of_ether: I also hate being sweaty 
 CrossXhunteR: sometimes it is hot enough that you sweat without doing anything
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 lochnessseammonster:    
 KaleidoscopeMind: i just prefer rain
 bytecaster: I don't wanna be made aware of my body
 RealGamerCow: Love snow.
 ExachixKitsune: Snow's the best
 Mathonwy: Snow is wonderful.
  TXC2: Snow sucks
 KaleidoscopeMind: would rather that kind of wet
 measureofhope: 35C is revolting. I want to die in the QLD summer
 Krektogar: snow rules
 RealGamerCow: Gimme all that snow
 MehallD: snow is great
 Patorik: Snow energizes me
  mtvcdm: Snow is pretty until you have to live in it.
 ImmortalLen: L takes
 Dog_of_Myth: Love snow. Ice is the worst
 BrowneePoints: I got my KH3 preorder in -54 degree weather. Fuck Winter
 SolarBlitz1: Adam and Wheeler like Hot Wet, not Cold Wet
 frnknstn: Hot weather is great, sit around and watch the test cricket
 Williams4jesus: I came in and it was only 30 degrees?
 MehallD: big mood kathleen
horsesarereal4sure: ice is worst, snow is ok
 RealGamerCow: Kathleen, bog witch
 Eklinaar: Snow is the literal worst, I would love to never see snow again in my life
 ProcyonFlynn: Complaining about snow in the middle of a heatwave 
 bytecaster: Great news, we are working hard on snow going away on a global scale
  Foxmar320: Florida Man knows not this "snow"
 doubledbear: Hell yeah Kathleen
 AnimeKitty: Spring and Fall are the best seasons
 Snowcookies: 
 CrossXhunteR: snow is too wet
 jacqui_lantern234: PREACH IT WHEELER
 putz12a: I will happily take -40C and Snow over 35C+
 ContingentCat: Snow is beautiful
 lord_bry0n: its not the heat, its the humminaty
 nyoomgoom: i function best if i'm like, in a refrigerator
 Fanklok: Room question, how many owls would it take for you to say "That's a lot of owls"
 Jethrain: thunderstorms are the best
 ButButTheJesus: awwww Thank You Anonymous Gifterrrrrrrr! 
 SnackPak_: go off, Ben
 MrPipboy3000: I'll take snow over tornados
 nessiah_aries: I'm a Blizzard boy. I love sitting outside in a t-shirt at minus temperatures.
 DeathWarrior555: Snow is indeed the worst
 public_key_reveal_party: I deal with snow more than like it
 asthanius: it snow angels
 Mathonwy: Maybe your snow sucks, but around here is great.
  Foxmar320: Humidity sucks so much
 Sorator13: @Fanklok 4, I think
 ButButTheJesus: @AnAnonymousGifter Thanks for the gift sub!
 BigDaddyBland87: I like one good snow per winter
 malfnord: Snow is good. Snow keeps the FIRE away. - a Coloradan
InsaneVioletMage: Overcast is where it is at
 Asolya: I haven't seen snow in years
 bytecaster: I'm an enlightened 20 degrees centrist.
 RealGamerCow: Give me a meter of snow please
 Mathonwy: We actually have road crews that know how to handle snow.
 SnyperWoIf: Snow sliding is the best!
 wastetalent: snow is literally crystals falling from the sky. it's magic
 ContingentCat: It's so much easier to get cozy but I can't tear my skin off too humid
 Krektogar: @putz12a so true
 GirlPainting: I am with Kathleen there....my favorite operating temperature is between 12°C and 18°C
ghyllnox: Heat kills more in places used to snow
 Falannt: Ooooh, little ben is not able to handle snowflakes
 Metric_Furlong: drivers aren't people, it's fine 
  mtvcdm: Snow can be around for Christmas Eve and Day. Then it can leave.
 enbyKriss: As a northern Swede, I would take snow over 30+ C heat any day 
 Pywodwagon: Adam gatekeeping snow
 doubledbear: Snow Curious
 adept_nekomancer: Snow is fine if you live in an area where it's common, I guess.  It's not common here, and people forget how to drive every time it happens.
 putz12a: I can always put on a sweater when it's hot, I can't take off layers if it's that hot.
 AugmentingPath: a foul weather friend
 puzzgeek: Winter is better than summer
 SnyperWoIf: I like snow in theory
 Williams4jesus: Snow is great!!!!!
 BrowneePoints: Look, I live in the Midwest. We get the Heat, the Snow, the Ice, The Humidity AND Tornados. This place is SHUNNED by GOD
 putz12a: Er, add layers when it's cold
 Gaelan_Maestro: i lived in winnipeg for 27 years. screw snmow >.<
 Lichenbeard: no to be very finnish, but snow is fine
 Williams4jesus: !findquote snow
  LRRbot: Quote #716: "It's just snowing indoors." —Cori [2015-09-22]
 Ctabbe: I think snow is pretty, but I'm more a cold vs hot enjoyer of winter
 BrainBetter: Snow is for visiting. It should not visit me.
 enbyKriss: It's 25C and I feel like melting 
 Mathonwy: @BrowneePoints Same...
  TXC2: yes Matt yes
 WardsarTheWriter: Winter is only great because I get to go skating outdoors sometimes. Though not the last two winters... it's been kinda terrible.
 kragmabutch: the worst part about snow is it dries me out
 spinebustertee: Snow requires massive infrastructure in place to handle... and even then, it can overwhelm it so bad
 Mai_Andra: a "fair weather" snow enthusiast
 jacqui_lantern234: no, Matt, snow is simply AWFUL
 simplydavemn: I think Polar bears are cute but I wouldn't want them living near me.
horsesarereal4sure: capitalism is worst weather
 ContingentCat: Maybe the problem of snow is it makes it harder for capitalism to exploit you
  TXC2: fuckking Capitalism
  Foxmar320: You can send me some snow, I won't complain
 lochnessseammonster: matt is spitting
 nyoomgoom: i'm that guy who loves snow and loves it even better if it's a coating that stays all season. which hasn't been a thing for a long time because of the reasons.
 CanPlayGames: Exactly what I was going to say. Don't blame snow for how you're bound to a car
 Gaelan_Maestro: `-40 winters, +40 summers auge
 ImmortalLen: In many places in US snow absolutely pauses everything.
 ContingentCat: yeah snow's great
  mtvcdm: Victoria's fairly hilly.
 drfox17: I mean, it's also the problem of people falling and hurting themselves
 BrowneePoints: Yea i'm used to 8-9 inches and an inch of ice
  TXC2: Hello Cori
 lord_bry0n: we make snow diffrent out here
 BrowneePoints: it SUCKS
 Angreed66: Or maybe the problem is humans moving into regions that have snow.
 NornsFelidar: Look, having seasons is great, I moved to the north sea coast and they don't have it here. it's dull!
 krfsm: Adam was like "I've found my paradise"
 lochnessseammonster: 
 RockPusher: 
 ContingentCat: let's see humidity give me a day off lol
 stippledotter: I haven't made a snowman in so long 
 Mathonwy: Capitalism ruins fucking everything.
 62MGcobra: I like winter, I like summer. I hate working in both extremes
 AtrusOfMyst: The plow is the best tool
 Sorator13: hi Cori!
 putz12a: I would kill for 25C right now. It's been 35C for basically a week and a half, and is expected to stay there until like Thursday. Plus there's all the wildfire smoke.
 Williams4jesus: Hi Cori!!!!
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ghyllnox: You're going to plow an inch of snow? 
  Jon Grayson: I agree with Wheeler. Snow is the ultimate evil
  Jon Grayson: and I live in Indiana!!!
Erik Josefsson: snow is rain that didn't get the hint to go home
 iris_of_ether: Yeah Seattle area is *not* built for it
 jacqui_lantern234: i see white people everywhere and i ALSO panic
 malfnord: The last time Denver shut down due to snow it was multiple feet.
 Lichenbeard: good weather is anything between -15C to +25C
 drfox17: Victoria seems as prepared for snow as Dallas
 Alex_Frostfire: In Ottawa, people see white in the air and they forget how to drive.
 Gaelan_Maestro: @putz12a do you live in manitoba too?
 Mollylele: Seattle "froze" the day of my 21st birthday, only Dammit Liz came through to drink with me.
  mtvcdm: Victoria has downhill roads leading into big things of water. Snow isn't gonna be the best.
 lord_bry0n: west coast snow is way more greasy makes it more slippery
 BrowneePoints: Yea here the School Buses put chains on their tires in the winter
 CrossXhunteR: i live in Georgia (the state) and we were a laughing stock years back for snow shutting down the state. we don't have snow capabilities
 public_key_reveal_party: I failed my driving test twice, and only passed when I took it in an active snowstorm
 iris_of_ether: We're from Wisconsin and went to get takeout in our hubris. Had to abandon the car and walk back
 Viewers_Like_You: "Chains? No, I know how to drive."
 MatzerKat: I've never put chains on myself either, but only because my Jacob Marley cosplay hasn't quite come together yet
 BrowneePoints: it CRACKS
 SnyperWoIf: I worked in Toronto in december, and they had a snow day.  It was weird, because even my Kentucky-arse went to work _most_ snow days
 WardsarTheWriter: @Alex_Frostfire As someone living in Ottawa, I'd argue they don't know how to drive any time of the year, but it is measurably worse in Winter.
 BrowneePoints: the PAVEMENT
 Fanklok: There was that one year Texas got one inch of snow and the entire state ceased to function
 TehAmelie: everyone complains about the weather, but when i try to do something about it they call me "mad scientist", "rogue geoengineer" and "a danger to all life on the planet"
 Mathonwy: I walked through a blizzard for a mile and a half just to visit a girlfriend when I was a teen. Snow is fine.
 Zatengo: putting chains on while not on snow is illegal here in germany
wildoneizzy: Thunderstorms all the way ⛈️
 InfinityToPlanck: salting is environmentally damaging
 nessiah_aries: I dislike Summer for one main reason: the overabundance of Mosquitoes and Wasps...I'm extremely spheksophobic.
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: Just get a tracked vehicle. I don't see the problem. 
 Gascitygaming: in Medicine Hat you have to clear the sidewalk in front of your house of snow or else you personally are held legally liable
 Eklinaar: Implying that people in Ottawa know how to drive in any weather
 goateedave86: and then the salt eats your car and makes all your car windows smeary
 brieandbacon: See: the UK
 putz12a: They use sand on the roads as much as possible here. They only use salt when it gets really cold and sand no longer works.
 Mollylele: the Queen Anne Sedan Slam is funny at first
 malfnord: Oh, incidentally: happy Moon Landing Day to those who celebrate!
 BrowneePoints: but yea Pavement Salt CRACKS the PAVEMENT
 enbyKriss: We have a HUGE issue with EU trucks driving north in the winter without chains and they end up in the ditch or splayed across the entire road and it's a fucking mess
 jacqui_lantern234: @Zatengo now legs just make chains on cars AT ALL illegal and TEACH PEOPLE TO DRIVE 
  mtvcdm: Oh yeah, the salt eats at the car so bad
 BrowneePoints: and RUSTS your CAR
 Rumiir_the_Dragon: Texas water pipes are also not as deep underground so they froze
 adept_nekomancer: They don't build buidings in the southern U.S. to handle snow or cold.  If it's below freezing by too much, pipes start freezing.
 Mathonwy: @InfinityToPlanck There are environmentally sound road treatments. We use them around here. Farmers hate salted roads.
 iris_of_ether: @Mollylele Legit great article, though
 simplydavemn: It often snows in MN, but for the first week or so you'd think drivers never saw it before.
 randombillfolds: Cheese brine and beet juice?
 Williams4jesus: Happy Moon landing day!?
  mtvcdm: I've never seen sand on the roads to actually work.
 GirlPainting: we germans use a mix of salt and gravel
  Foxmar320: The only time it snowed here I was in hospital so ive still never experienced it
 LittleVesuvius: I used to live in a place that regularly got so cold that salt was useless. They'd put out gravel and sand to improve road traction
 Falannt: but that is the same problem with heat. if its so hot, that streets melt... very funny.
 AragornKeuken: @malfnord The 55th anniversary is in about half an hour!
 SnyperWoIf: below a certain temperature, salt no longer works for snow / ice.  sand becomes an option
 drfox17: @rumiir_the_dragon we also route them through our exterior walls!
 enbyKriss: Salting the roads is stupid if you have proper long term winter
 iris_of_ether: https://theneedling.com/2022/11/18/tickets-selling-out-quickly-for-queen-anne-sedan-snow-slam/
 gluonquark: We don't get snow here ever and I wish we did
 InfinityToPlanck: Sand is less hard on infrastructure and way better environmentally
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I was in Jerusalem one winter when it got six inches of snow.  It was hillarious.
 JadedCynic: @goateedave86 I mean, in newfoundland you're always within sight of the ocean so your car is going to corrode away from salt anyway, so why NOT fill the streets with salt
 ProcyonFlynn: I used to live out in the desert - and whenever we got more than 2 inches of rain, it shutdown the roads and broke a lot of electrical infrastructure.   Everytime they acted like "wow what a surprise, this never happens"
 NekomimiNinja: Round my parts they have to sand because everyone and their mother drive big 4*4s with low-profile all-season tires...
 public_key_reveal_party: functionally infinite stopping distance
 pyronils80: and salting the pavement etc. is illigal in many towns here in Germany you are suposed to use sand etc. BUT literally no one cares!!!
 Rumiir_the_Dragon: And prefab houses have exposed undersides
 epsilon_vee: salt is only useful in a narrow temperature band
 putz12a: It literally happens every year, and everyone absolutely forgets how to drive in the winter.
  Foxmar320: Gross
 goateedave86: @JadedCynic that makes sense. I'm in the UK and about 20 miles from the sea
 BrowneePoints: and then it HARDENS
 Coloneljesus: city snow sucks
 Eklinaar: Snow is disgusting
 MaxTurkeyFlaps: Last year here in St Louis there was so much ice that fire trucks were unintentionally whipping donuts through subdivisions.  It was wild to see.
 JadedCynic: Yeah, we get snow for FIVE MONTHS *every* year, and STILL the first snowfall in November has a rash of accidents - "What did you do last year?!?"
  TXC2: FUCKING PEACH Kathleen
 Alex_Frostfire: Yep. Yep...
 iris_of_ether: Later viewing for chat: Capitol Hill snow in Seattle, with bonus BUS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhZCyQ3emQg
 ContingentCat: oh god that reminds me when I found out the Ottawa LRT trains weren't designed for snow. In ottawa wtf!
 DaSunao: In Maryland route 29 out of Silver Spring has a couple of up and down hills that turned into a multi hour commuter hell when the busses had to be pushed up hills
 RandomTrivia: Adam parrying the gravel
 bytecaster: Parry
 KaleidoscopeMind: just catch them
 RockPusher: Adam is just built differently
 nekobun: gravel counter
 WardsarTheWriter: @ContingentCat The LRT has been a giant disaster from day one.
 Mathonwy: Same here. I don't even fix the windshield because it's just gonna break again.
 superdude097: Oh! Someone gifted me a sub a while ago! Thanks!
 bytecaster: Have you tried DI the gravel?
 Metric_Furlong: @TXC2 we're out of Fucking Peaches, will a wanking nectarine do? 
 62MGcobra: R1 the gravel
 stippledotter: @snyperwoif as a city government employee in Kentucky who is made to go to work, I feel that. It's not the snow that's the problem as much as the ice
 Angreed66: All I'm hearing is humans should be banned from living in regions that regularly snow
 JadedCynic: @ContingentCat biggest. boondoggle. EVER. 
 ContingentCat: @WardsarTheWriter ohhh I know I don't drive and live here
 LittleVesuvius: oh no mowing the lawn with gravel? At that point i'd plant native grasses and be done
 Gaelan_Maestro: they really should hire manitoba plow drivers for other provinces
 drfox17: Point defence system
  TXC2: Metric_Furlong  well if that's all we have 
 Patorik: I would like to meet in the middle: Snow is awesome EXCEPT in BC, where it doesn't belong
 TehAmelie: but snow falls from the heaven pure, so should we blame the snow for being stained as it touches the earth?
 Fanklok: When the gravel hits your wind screen tap the brakes right at the moment of impact. This will execute a perfect guard reflecting the gravel back at the attacking car.
 Mathonwy: @TehAmelie Yes. We do the same for people. 
 SnyperWoIf: @stippledotter Indeed.  I am in Louisville and freezing rain is much more feared than a good cold snow
 asddsa28: what
 RandomTrivia: Those are slow and anticlimactic
 krfsm: inertia says WHAT
 BigDaddyBland87: @SnyperWoIf No kidding. Ice storms cause more dread than a blizzard
 GazzyInferno: wow
  TXC2: damn Cori 
 GameSageZB: Ineeeerrrrtiiaaaa!
 Saintnex: yup
 enbyKriss: @SnyperWoIf icy rain is soooo bad
 putz12a: They use specifically Calcium Chloride for salting the roads, which tends to work pretty well in super cold weather. Way better than normal rock salt.
 stippledotter: @snyperwoif thank goodness for UPS and Amazon keeping the roads passable
 BrokenGolem: inevitability
 RandomTrivia: The amount of inertia involved means they can know it's unavoidable from MILES away
 return_of_floki4242: Where I live when it starts raining it's roll for random River because they go across the streets instead of having Bridges
 Saintnex: Inertia and mass
 asddsa28: o noooo
  TXC2: you don't try to stop a boat, you make it do a circle
 iris_of_ether: Momentum is a hell of a drug
 ButButTheJesus: so many atoms
 nessiah_aries: I live west of Munich...snow has barely been a thing where I live for a couple of years now.
 adept_nekomancer: You used to have two boats, now you have one large boat.
 simplydavemn: @Fanklok 
 RandomTrivia: "That will buff out"
 bytecaster: "Enjoy the show"
 62MGcobra: the start moving and they don't stop moving
 Bruceski: It steers like a boat
 InfinityToPlanck: even a slow moving cargo ship has similar amounts of energy as a literal Ton of TNT
 JohneyS: Isn't that just the end of Speed 2 Cruise Control?
 Travilogue: Is there a beeping in the stream, or do I have a mystery to solve in my apartment?
 DaimyoAmerica: I used to drive over that bridge!
 Grevas13: you ever see a video of a person in a jeep break their arm trying to push off a tree? same principle
 Patorik: Incredibly slow boat, and then the bridge collapsed like a Dry Bones from Mario
 Fanklok: Still no R in my name
 mister_nibbles: and my drive to work every day is still fucked >.<
 PharaohBender27: @Travilogue I don't hear any beeping
 pyronils80: its the same with trains-extrem long breaking way
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: Yeah, the stopping distance of large ships is measured in kilometres. At low speed.
 azureHaights: um ACTUALLY parrying is forward, you have to feather the gas
 DaSunao: Speaking as someone who has pushed an aircraft carrier, the violence involved with changing speeds fast is insane
 adept_nekomancer: Just do a barrel roll to reflect the gravel.
 WardsarTheWriter: Can you pause buffer it to get it frame perfect?
 BrowneePoints: Fran Klok
 bytecaster: That's how quoting works!
 JadedCynic: yeah, watching the Evergiven in the Suez Canal...
 Fanklok: I... ok well... thank you?
 NornsFelidar: what if lag while driving?
 BrowneePoints: Fan Klork
 simplydavemn: I expect Adam to proclaim how he love fight-driving games now...
 bytecaster: But how do you RNG manipulate in the new Earth patch?
 KaleidoscopeMind: gotta clip through it
 Gascitygaming: well first you have to coat the road in an eggwash, then a layer of gravel
 Krektogar: does the gravel have rollback frames?
 ButButTheJesus: @azureHaights have to gas and brake at the right time so you spin around the blow
 SnyperWoIf: all driving is PVP if you are crazy enough
 NornsFelidar: carmageddon or twisted metal
 bytecaster: driving is PvPvE
 JadedCynic: I see videos of 'maritime accidents' and all the comments are "why is it happening so slowly?"  Kids, these ships are HUGE, they only LOOK like they're moving slowly! 
 LittleVesuvius: @putz12a That's a better option than rock salt, yeah. IIRC the issue where i used to live is it would be regularly below 0 Fahrenheit, and past i think -6F even the saltiest water freezes
 BrowneePoints: The Twisted Metal show was quite alright
 jacqui_lantern234: TWISTED
 Mathonwy: Burnout
 BrowneePoints: Samoa Joe killed it
 ThorSokar: The Twisted Metal TV show was FANTASTIC
 nessiah_aries: Hey kids? Wanna experience Carmageddon in real life? Get forklift certified.
 bytecaster: Interstate 76 anybody?
 Lichenbeard: the twisted metal show with samoa joe was pretty good.
 Gascitygaming: to be fair, if you try hard enough, they're ALL violence based driving games
 Critterbot: Twisten Metal: Black anyone? I used to play that game sooo much!
 TehAmelie: i still have my TM World Tour PS1 disc and sometimes i plug it in. it holds up well
  mtvcdm: WWE Crush Hour.
 simplydavemn: Ian did Forklift racing, and now Pork-lift racing.
 EricTheOrange: Out of curiosity chat who has the mini golf score card now?
 ClockTamer: Jak X Combat Racing?
 spinebustertee: oh man, I played so much Vigilante 8
 KharadBanar: @bytecaster and also Humanity vs Atmosphere
 RandomTrivia: And only some of that screaming was Heather and Cori
 RoeDent89: They let Paul out of his glass cubby hole!
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: @SnyperWoIf No, all driving is PvP all the time. Because you can't trust that everybody around you isn't an idiot.
 BrowneePoints: Will Arnett/Samoa Joe did an AMAZING Combo as Sweet Tooth
excalgold: how much do we pay LRR to play old car fighting games?
  TXC2: EricTheOrange  James I think
 CrossXhunteR: love me some dragula
 nessiah_aries: Rob Zombie
 JadedCynic: @ScrapyardGhostTrain I just hate the increasing number of bots...
 Mazrae: Just woke up and I missed forklift game
 lord_bry0n: come up Island and enjoy Crash to Pass racing
 SnyperWoIf: @ScrapyardGhostTrain Indeed
  mtvcdm: @EricTheOrange James. The card currently reads 24 over par; next stroke added at 7,680 sub units.
 stippledotter: @snyperwoif ah, Louisville driver
 azureHaights: fun fact: Dragula doesn't have Dragula in it
 MatzerKat: Press X to dig through the ditches. Press Y to burn through the witches.
 Fanklok: My cousin is friends with Rob Zombie
 Mathonwy: @ScrapyardGhostTrain Best to just assume everyone is an idiot, and drive accordingly.
 Critterbot: Yeeeees! 
 AragornKeuken: I think game development is just too long nowadays to have a tie-in series/game.
 BigDaddyBland87: @ScrapyardGhostTrain It's what I always say...I have complete confidence in my driving. It's everybody else I have to worry about
 putz12a: @LittleVesuvius Yeah, rock salt stops working around that range. Calcium Chloride works in way colder weather, though it stops working eventually as well.
 Scar_Red_Tiger: So it's Fate Stay Night
 WardsarTheWriter: Mortal Kombat by and far has the best fighting game story, and it's goofy as hell.
 drfox17: What if you wish for 3 ply toilet paper
 RandomTrivia: Like that old classic: "My uncle has the heart of a lion, the body of a gorilla, and a lifetime ban from the zoo"
 Angreed66: the head is part of the body you pedants
 TehAmelie: not to mention the guy who wanted everyone to see him
 ButButTheJesus: FYI, both Twisted Metal 2 and Twisted Metal Black are on PS store for PS4/PS5, and I think are included free if you have the top tier or PSPLus
 simplydavemn: Folk art can be very creepy.
 Caffine1138: New idea for a future TTSF?
 RoeDent89: You've willed that into existence
  TXC2: "I want the body of a young man" is given a corpse
  mtvcdm: (Which, yeah, if you want any more sub goals in the last hour and a half, I add a stroke to the minigolf scorecard every 60 sub units from the cap point on; the next is at 7680.)
 LittleVesuvius: @TXC2 this sounds like the premise of a crapshot
 nessiah_aries: Moonlight Great Truck
 RoeDent89: CDHC will turn into Let's Nope before too long
 ShifuDaxiongmao: So, who will volunteer to be Cori's new voodoo doll? 
  TXC2: LittleVesuvius  indeed
 drfox17: A VW the size of a moon
 BusTed: racket peanut steering
  Foxmar320: Theres a Twitsted Metal show???
 Dmc3628: peacock
 CrossXhunteR: samoa joe is a voice actor too
 TehAmelie: "i've always been invisible. i want everyone in the world to be able to see me." *is stretched across the atmosphere*
  mtvcdm: Samoa Joe is a brilliant promo.
 BrowneePoints: His Physical Acting is really good in it
 nekobun: Samoa Joe was clearly enjoying himself as Sweet Tooth, too.
 BrowneePoints: but Will's voice matches Sweet Tooth better
 Fanklok: Wrestlers are basically actors
 Lichenbeard: Joe's body acting was really good, but yeah voice as well would have been fun
 simplydavemn: @drfox17 (Peter Dinklage Voice)That Hippy came from the moon.
 DaSunao: Wrestling acting tends towards 
 Saintnex: wrestling acting is very different from acting acting, as a number of wresters in acting have shown
 SnyperWoIf: Pizza?
 RoeDent89: Pizza!
 RandomTrivia: Pizza has arrived! 
fungal_bird: and the tiny buggy is terrifying similar to FromSoft games where the normal human-sized bosses are terrifying
 baltimore_667083: PIZZA!
 ButButTheJesus: !yay
  LRRbot: Yaaaaaaaay...
 LittleVesuvius: pizza!!!
 Fanklok: Di dyo uget enough for the whole class
 hd_dabnado: oh dang!
 RockPusher:  Pizza! 
 GazzyInferno: god for a second i was looking to see who was driving and forgot this wasn't desert bus
 RandomTrivia: 
 Dog_of_Myth: I BBQ Chicken slice please.
 hd_dabnado: how much jackbox did I miss?
 nessiah_aries: Craft singles?
 drfox17: Daaaang
 shurtal: weh've got Cheese and Choese
 Mai_Andra: pepperoni, jalapeno, and pineapple
 hypperstar2280: James lord of the Bizza
 BrowneePoints: Cheese Pizza is a Consolation Prize at Best
 goateedave86: We've had one cheese, what about second cheese?
 RockPusher:  
 RandomTrivia: Somehow that's not the first Towers joke this week
 SnyperWoIf: Quick, what does everyone's favorite toping say about them!?!
 BrowneePoints: unless you're Vegetarian then we don't judge
 TheAinMAP:  
 stippledotter: That's an amazing variety
 bytecaster: They are good cheeses bront
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 zeathean: low moisture motz
 unleashenlightenment: did I miss the water bombs?
 asthanius: queso fresco
 baltimore_667083: not Kraft singles
 Gascitygaming: kraft singles on a tricut in the microwave
 drfox17: James has really delivered
 CrossXhunteR: brie?
 adept_nekomancer: Cheez whiz
 Falannt: oh no! cheese in north america is crap!
 RoeDent89: American cheese
 Krektogar: "I'll take a slice of cheese" "That's great, but which pizza do you wnat?"
 LittleVesuvius: the worst cheese is unironically cheese food product
 stippledotter: Blue cheese is ick
 DanTheMediocre: emmentaler on pizza is a letdown imo
 BrowneePoints: Vegan Cheese on Pizza is hard because it's GRAINY
 RandomTrivia: Jordynne selecting violence 
 the_phantom_game_player: @unleashenlightenment I dont think so
 jacqui_lantern234: JORDYNNE
 BrowneePoints: it's REALLY grainy
 Mathonwy: Velvetta
 spethycakes: Provel, although I refuse to call it actual cheese
 Viewers_Like_You: Lego cheese
 MrPipboy3000: Pub cheese
 RoeDent89: Cheese whiz
 pyronils80: American cheese
 jchinnock: toe cheese
 LittleVesuvius: if anyone has not heard of this, it is like kraft but worse.
 DigitalSeahorse: feta
 simplydavemn: American cheese -  and Cori beat me to it.
 RealGamerCow: Look up Altoona style pizza.
 thimbles_edge: spray cheese
 Mathonwy: Headcheese
lichen_subscribe: a kraft kasserole
 SnyperWoIf: Pepperoni: you think good things are good.  You generally like the most popular dish
 JadedCynic: blue cheese is a potentially lethal fungus
 Fanklok: kraft singles aren't real cheese thoiugh. It's cosplaying as cheese
 Patorik: A friend wanted to try cheese for the first time, and made a pizza with Cheez Whiz. It didn't go well
 Mai_Andra: cottage cheese
 NonUniqueGuy: Limburger cheese would probably be the worst cheese for pizza
thedepthandbreadthofseth: fat free kraft singles.
 jacqui_lantern234: 🍆 🧀
 BrowneePoints: Sharp Cheddar
 ManicPixieDreamLurker: blue cheese + spinach pizza is yum
 BrowneePoints: it just overpowers it
  Jon Grayson: Samoa Joe's out of wrestling to film Twisted Metal season 2
 enbyKriss: Is it just me, or is the mic by James/Ian not actually on? 
 Gascitygaming: why do people keep saying 'peter' in a boston accent? i'm confused 
 avjamethyst: I'm eating cheddar on my pizza right now
 adept_nekomancer: Spray cheese pizza would be... awful.
 kalira77: spray cheese
 Dog_of_Myth: Cheddar does not work on Pizza.
 baltimore_667083: cheddar is good for quesadillas and not a lot else
 GirlPainting: I prefer Gauda or Edammer on my Pizza
 hb8u: ricotta
 TheKarthe: LIttle Ceasars did a pretzel pizza that was, like, salted pretzel crust, cheese sauce instead of cheese and tomato sauce and pepperoni and it was AWFUL.
 gluonquark: GAY BLUE CHEESE PIZZA
 azureHaights: In the vein of "kraft singles on a pizza" I've had """""poutine""""" that was okay fries, mid gravy and THREE SLICES OF AMERICAN MELTED OVER THE DISH god why
 SolarBlitz1: The american cheeze in a can is the worst for pizza
 thegiftedgrifter: Velveeta
 Marvoleath: Cottage cheese pizza? 
 Aischeron: Goat cheese is great on pizza
 Sunidesus: I start the stream back up and Ian is dissing cheddar?!?
 Mathonwy: Provalone is great as an accent cheese. Makes it so much better.
 SnyperWoIf: Mozz instead of provolone?
 doubledbear: I've made alot of cheddar cheese pizzas and yeah it's a mess...
 RealGamerCow: Altoona pizza: https://uncoveringpa.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/Altoona-Hotel-Pizza-0247-2-600x450.jpg
 RockPusher: James getting that carb load for his ballooning
 DanTheMediocre: emmentaler, that flavour throws off the whole thing
 cookiebeard: @Marvoleath nooooooooo
 TehAmelie: ironically, i have a four cheeses pizza just coming out of the oven
excalgold: Accent Cheese: Eyyy i'm meltin here!
 gluonquark: I need gay blue cheese pizza
 LittleVesuvius: My parents accidentally bought "cheese food product" rather than cheese once. Distilled essence of cheese, wrong texture.
  mtvcdm: The worst cheese for pizza? Cottage cheese. Maybe pimento.
 pyronils80: a real cheddar is fantastic for Pizza... real british Cheddar!
 w1gum: im crying in NYC right now
 BrowneePoints: Ian, my state made Taco Pizzas famous with a refried bean Base @LoadingReadyRun
 MrPipboy3000: There is no such thing as cheddar that too sharp ... I want my mouth to bleed from how sharp it is
 PharaohBender27: @Sunidesus Only in terms of using it for pizza
 JadedCynic: @TheKarthe and there's an example of the diversity of human 'taste' - I loved it (but I'll brush the excess salt off the crust  )
Thequickgreyfox: Just in time to catch the end of the subathon
 Gascitygaming: I made a thanksgiving pizza, cheesy mashed potatoes, turket breast, stuffing balls, dollops of cranberry sauce with a gravy drizzle
 simplydavemn: @Sunidesus Well, specifically on a Pizza, not in general.
 yatagarasu1177: gouda pizza
 DaSunao: @azurehaights That's not poutine, that's attempting to start a war
 Coloneljesus: love verbing nouns
 azureHaights: Is it spelled with a Z or an S
 gluonquark: what iss the gayest cheese?
lichen_subscribe: velveet this man
excalgold: what creature do they get the velveta from and...is it okay?
ghyllnox: He did that on a TTSF
  firehawkzoa: Little Caesars does a pretzel crust pizza with cheese sauce
 Sunidesus: @PharaohBender27 Yeah, I'm still not ok with that. My Dad's pizza is a mix of cheddar and jack and it's amazing.
 DaimyoAmerica: Little Caesar's once did a "Pretzel" pizza, with neon nacho cheese on pretzel bread. It was terrible
fungal_bird: Ah yes, the Velveetized rabbit
 Viewers_Like_You: Velveetize us, cap'n!
 hd_dabnado: English loves Gerunds
 MatzerKat: @azureHaights Both
 Williams4jesus: Now I'm hungry for pizza
 Therberus: Vel-YEET-ise
 drfox17: Velvetize the beef in your wok
 TheKarthe: @JadedCynic my friends loved it, lol.
 epsilon_vee: i mean, there's chicago deep dish, but once you get into nacho cheese sauce it's becoming a soup in a bread bowl
 bytecaster: Cheese discourse sure drives engagement
 DanTheMediocre: but speaking of food, imma heat up my butter chicken now\
 LittleVesuvius: now i want goat cheese pizza but we dont have gluten free crust, just ready made...
 AragornKeuken: Why is there a strange orange colour on the couch fabric?
 RealGamerCow: @MrPipboy3000 I have had a 18 year aged cheddar. It was mostly crystals.
 iris_of_ether: Yeah sodium citrate is wild yo
 thimbles_edge: when does velvetize become a mtg card and what does it do
 jacqui_lantern234: also, Cori, i know youre doing the sub-a-thing, but i sent you a meme
lichen_subscribe: yo velveeto, tu velveetas, nos velveetamos
  mtvcdm: Tostitos Cheese Dip.
 stippledotter: Tinker Tailor Solder WHY
 BrowneePoints: Pizza Ranch used to have a Beef and Blue Cheese with Red Onions that was SO good
 JadedCynic: @TheKarthe and we're BOTH right - you didn't like it, and that's totally valid. 
 eshplode: That episode is great. I tried it myself, and I need to try it again
 MrPipboy3000: @RealGamerCow SHARPER!!!
 thegreatwyrdling: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 12:45 PM
 drfox17: Ian is a wizard. Sometimes an evil wizard, but...
 Williams4jesus: !findquote cheese
  LRRbot: Quote #5387: "He's a floppy piece of cheese." —Ben, about James [2018-10-10]
 bytecaster: As Ben once said Ian can do anything on "TTSF" and nobody will question it
 jacqui_lantern234: >:D
 TehAmelie: this unchecked velveetafication will not stand
 TheKarthe: @JadedCynic Big true!
 simplydavemn: Blind cheese identification could be a LRR Live game...
 JohneyS: You wouldn't velvetize a car would you?
 optimalbook: @Mr_Horrible Thanks for the gift sub!
 bytecaster: Mythril Gouda
fungal_bird: Diamond is my favorite cheese
 BrowneePoints: Yea. Velveeta is Whey Pressed back into Solid with Sodium Citrate Right?
 TheAinMAP:   
thedepthandbreadthofseth: you can velvet meat with baking soda and cornstarch
 niccus: pure crystal parmesan
 BlueMechanic: Ithink Yak cheese can be very hard
  mtvcdm: Chhurpi. https://thebetterindia.com/320476/history-and-origin-of-chhurpi-worlds-hardest-cheese-northeast-india/
 Williams4jesus: "Hard" cheese - phrasing?
 RoeDent89: Ooh
 ButButTheJesus: Dragonborn Cheese
 nessiah_aries: Buy some Trader Joe's chocolate cheddar.
 RandomTrivia:  Cori
 bytecaster: But what would be the title?
fungal_bird: Bedrock Parmesan
MorganteMaggiore: the hardest cheese is the cheese rolling down a hill conquering his freedom
 jimber_jam: yak cheese is like a literal rock
 groovemancery: The Velvetized Rabbit
lichen_subscribe: wheel of cheese
 drfox17: Depleted Parmesan, it's self sharpening
 TurnedToFrog: Sneak in some head cheese
 KaleidoscopeMind: only velveetized cheeses, no texture info
 doubledbear: They just did that on dropout it was great
 ThorSokar: Oh?! we having an Event Horizon party?
 bytecaster: Gotta blind the cheese first so it can't parry the teeth
 WardsarTheWriter: That game would be DANGEROUSLY CHEESY!
 Scar_Red_Tiger: This implies Ppotatoes are watchingg you
 BeccaTingles: Okay fine, I'll go make myself a cheese plate.
 gluonquark: if the cheese can see you, you have aged it too long
 KBKarma: Has there been any suggestion of playing a particular Critically Acclaimed MMORPG on stream?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 brieandbacon: Eww, diluted cheese
 MatzerKat: You're not allowed to cut your cheese
 Mathonwy: Ian not gonna live that down.
 LittleVesuvius: wheeler no
 Mollylele: is the hole in the fake cheese wheel big enough to get a hand into?
 stippledotter: Add some ham and cheese Oscar Meyer loaf
 TheKarthe: Oh no.
  mtvcdm: "A piece of chhurpi can last two to three hours depending on the strength of your teeth."
 adept_nekomancer: Don't traumatize the cheese. 
 SnyperWoIf: water steak
 ExachixKitsune: the sobbing makes it more moisturous
  TXC2: soaping like James ?
 BeccaTingles: Can you get Wensleydale in Canada?
 GazzyInferno: slop em up
 LittleVesuvius: @SnyperWoIf i think i'll pass lol
 nyoomgoom: now i'm thinking about a pizza where it's just a pizza crust and it's got brie and jam on it
 drfox17: @kbkarma Ben has done it before
 JadedCynic: @drfox17 BRILLIANT - tell General Dynamics and get in on that MI complex $$$
 KaleidoscopeMind: sobbing because you threatened it with a knife?
 MrPipboy3000: The Hardest Cheese was played by Method Man in The Wire
 jchinnock: ah my new Metal Gear codename: Havarti Sobbing
 bytecaster: Cheese Shield
 RealGamerCow: I had a girlfriend whose mother *boiled* the Thanksgiving turkey.
  Juliamon: Get Equipped With: Cheese
 Angreed66: Humans are talented at expanding holes
 TehAmelie: be Edward Cheesewheelshands
 JohneyS: They can't stop you from ordering the cheese and a glass of water.
 KBKarma: @drfox17 On LRR, or on his own stream? I know he still plays.
 bytecaster: What is the weapon art of the cheese wheel?
 LittleVesuvius: @bytecaster bonk?
 Williams4jesus: Cheese really does make the world go round
 RandomTrivia: 
 JosVanTongeren: what is the weekness of cheesemen ??
 jacqui_lantern234: ADAM
 SnackPak_: 
 drfox17: @jadedcynic it goes well with various air dropped CBU- cluster bread units
MorganteMaggiore: i like a discworld reference as much as the next guy... but do dwarves ever eat cheese? i seems to remember that the perfect condiment for dwarfish bread is cat piss, according to witches abroad
 Strebenherz: AADAM
 niccus: remember when beyond good and evil introduced the cheese wheel
 rosesmcgee: Megaman abosrbed the power of the Unibomber
  mtvcdm: That cheese wheel was lighter than I thought it would be when I picked it up.
 adept_nekomancer: Ah yes, Megaman's warcrime phase.
 RandomTrivia: 
 jacqui_lantern234: JESUS CHRIST
 Williams4jesus: 
 Singenmeister:  I was less uncomfortable when Kathleen was playing as a goblin phone last night lol
 bakerydragon: XD
 PharaohBender27: 
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 RandomTrivia: HOLY SHIT
 thimbles_edge: does anthrax work on robots?
 BusTed: 😬
 MrSarkhan: 
 darkora: HAHA
 ButButTheJesus: WTF
 Williams4jesus:   
 MaxTurkeyFlaps: Quote it!
 abslomdaak42: 
KinkerbellRose: Pure. Gold.
 Fanklok: Yo this Adam guy is funny
 stippledotter: The ends justify the cheese
 Boon_33: how very canadian
 SolarBlitz1: Megaman 12: It's only a crime if they find out
MTBoot: Adam is on FIRE
 Gekyouryuu: The Geneva Suggestion sounds like a wrestling move
MorganteMaggiore: it was mia
 MatzerKat: Save that in the quotes!
 xblue007: Oh Adam... That would be mega man 12
 Mazrae: I'm going to miss the end, thanks for the stream
 JadedCynic: "And this why Evil wins, because Good is DUMB!" - Dark Helmut, Spaceballs
 BrowneePoints: Reminder, if they make a Marvel vs Capcom 4 they can put Lady D in
 nessiah_aries: We need to find out who murdered Dr. Wahwee.
 Morrigan9: megaman vs lawman
 Mathonwy: Roll
 krfsm: did you know: there's a FromSoft Monster hunter game!
 BrowneePoints: Rock and Roll
 SeismicLawns: if megaman kills the judge he gets his powers
 OmegaPlatinum: roll is hiss sister
 Williams4jesus: Geneva Suggestion is a wrestling move for sure
 OmegaPlatinum: rush is the ddog
 xblue007: rush the dog
 krfsm: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rG_B_NL6ZE
 incslayer: right so megaman kills the judge gets his powers and declares himself innocent
 Fanklok: What about the Geneva Implication
 TehAmelie: whih is funnier, Edward Fetahands or Edward Wendsleydalehands?
 Gascitygaming: only if her head is up by the health bars
 GredGredmansson: Proto man is Blues
fungal_bird: is her ultimate when she transforms into her eldritch form?
 bytecaster: Nobody ever calls about Trebble and Bass
MorganteMaggiore: pseudo rock state... so lava?
Some kind of Garf: Adam's a Lock, Stock-style villain all of a sudden
 jacqui_lantern234: The Geneva Suggestion is the name of my Megadeth cover band, cause listening to their music is a war crime 
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/SuperBitterPterodactylPunchTrees-jX7MRqd74rwlL18q
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: did you see that they are planning to release in the west the 2 games in the phoenix wright saga that had only been released in japan?
 j_crane330:  
 RoeDent89: Obligatory CanCon fulfilled
 sephsays: @TehAmelie Chedward?
 Angreed66: Though we all know warcrimes designated as such outside of wartime are bound to be repeated.
 nessiah_aries: The deadly cutsman
 SnyperWoIf: The Geneva Suggestion's new album: Warcrimes Against Small Communities was pretty okay
 nekobun: Beat's the bird, Tango's the cat
 RandomTrivia: Alex is here! 
  TXC2: !addquote (Adam) [now] Megaman 10: the Geneva suggestion.
  LRRbot: New quote #9061: "Megaman 10: the Geneva suggestion." —Adam [2024-07-20]
 RoeDent89: Hi Alex!
 the_phantom_game_player: If the Marvel vs Capcom Collection sells well then hopefully they'll mave MvC4
 niccus: remember when fromsoft made a card-based rpg for the gamecube
  TXC2: Hello Alex
 RockPusher: ohai Alex
 Dog_of_Myth: Hi Alex
 bakerydragon: I don't want to watch that Wallace and Gromit movie
 ButButTheJesus: Hi Owix!
 abslomdaak42: Hi Alex! 
 jacqui_lantern234: Hai Alex!!!
 GredGredmansson: @Bobtheninjagoldfish technically the first of the Edgeworth games was released in English but that's still a huge deal
 Williams4jesus: Everyone say Hi Alex!!
 BrowneePoints: the Miles Edgeworth Games
 JosVanTongeren: hi Alex!
 PharaohBender27: @TXC2 I think he said Megaman 11, not 10
 BeccaTingles: Do you guys get Wensleydale in Canada? It's great on xmas cake
 doubledbear: Pretty stoked for that
 hd_dabnado: 
 asthanius: I'm so excited to get more of Kay
 KaleidoscopeMind: we get the canon english pun names
 DoodlestheGreat: Hiya, Alex!
 BrowneePoints: Hi Alex!
 Redbassist: Hi Alex!
MorganteMaggiore: with old quality of live or modern style?
  mtvcdm: She would be excited
 drfox17: Objection?
 Leonhart321: AAI2 official port means I might have to grab that collection
 bytecaster: Maybe the Edge was just not worth it before
 GredGredmansson: RIP to the fansub pun names
  TXC2: PharaohBender27  ok 
 RevolverRossalot: The Wensleydale creamery tour is perhaps unsurprisingly very Wallace and Gromit heavy
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: I am SO excited to play the whole thing
 bytecaster: Capcom sure likes to Capcom the people
  Jon Grayson: "The Geneva Suggestion" sounds like a Megadeth album
 GreyOrb: They just wanted to keep an Ace up their sleeve.
 jacqui_lantern234: @LoadingReadyRun so, like, can I join Heather for a Play It Forward for AA I 2? 
  TXC2: !modquote 9061 (Adam) [now] Megaman 11: the Geneva suggestion
  LRRbot: Modified quote #9061: "Megaman 11: the Geneva suggestion" —Adam [2024-07-20]
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Singenmeister: @greyorb Now listen here you little
 bytecaster: I'd just like a new Megaman game at some point
 BrowneePoints: I've had Deep Fried Pizza
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 BrowneePoints: it's actually really good
 krfsm: deep fried pizza is a Scots thing
 stippledotter: That's very state fair
 SnyperWoIf: Deep Fried Calzone would probably be better
 Gascitygaming: i believe it's now known as 'tempurize'
 nessiah_aries: @bytecaster I want a new Megaman X game more than anything. Preferably one that's NOT anything like 6 or 7.
 stippledotter: New segment: Will It Tempura
 LordZarano: Wensleydale almost went bankrupt. being mentioned on Wallace & Grommit saved them
 Williams4jesus: !findquote megaman
  LRRbot: Quote #9061: "Megaman 11: the Geneva suggestion" —Adam [2024-07-20]
 Leonhart321: I've taken that tour, can confirm
Greys N. Owman: Seeing people eat is making me hungry
 niccus: fry bread pizza is also pretty potent
 MehallD: wensleydale is a protected name, cant make it elsewhere
 bakerydragon: To be fair, I think W&G saved wensleydale and stopped them going bankrupt
 Singenmeister: The factory almost went out of business and W&G came out right at the right time and suddenly business exploded.
 Leonhart321: And yes, they only make Wensleydale there. But there's a large variety. Official W+G ones too
 RevolverRossalot: "Yorkshire Wensleydale" is a protected term from the region, but "Wensleydale" is generic
 bakerydragon: Nobody was eating Wensleydale, then the animated filme got their brand recognition through the roof
 adept_nekomancer: @MehallD From other regions it's just sparkling cheese?
MorganteMaggiore: why am i thinking about a "cheese sketch" but with magic cards? do you have any sol ring? but it's the most used ramp in commander!!!
 Sunidesus: Adam...
Astrovore: yeah, now I want pizza
  Jon Grayson: me, too
 iris_of_ether: Yeah, we've been there, he's spitting truth
 Gekyouryuu: fun fact, Graham: they actually REDUB power rangers and re-air it in Japan
 BrowneePoints: Well, if you know anything about Austin St John maybe Zyu Red SHOULD be buried :I
 asddsa28: thats vary japan of them
MorganteMaggiore: thanks linkara for keeping the fire lit, haha
 ButButTheJesus: @Gekyouryuu madness!
 drfox17: @gekyouryuu whaaaaaa
 EricTheOrange: Sounds like their embarrassed of the power rangers
 LittleVesuvius: where is this?
 Fanklok: You're saying hentai room like there isn't one in every house hold???
 TheArchitectX: The studio probably licensed out all their properties to other companies and didn't contract stock for their merch store.
 bytecaster: If they have too many, they should just sell them as merchandise
 Gekyouryuu: @drfox17 yeah, the semi-canon series Unofficial Sentai Akibaranger had the red Dekaranger guest star because he was also the dub actor for his Power Rangers counterpart and SPD was coming out at the time
 hd_dabnado: @Fanklok Hentai condominium
 bytecaster: A zord would make a great con outfit, Beej
 GreyOrb: The Hentai room has different toys. Funnily enough, they all have the same names.
 nessiah_aries: Goldar shows up to throw you out.
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: like even as a Power Rangers Fan, and my dislike of MMPR, I would have been hype for that
 jacqui_lantern234: CORIANDER
 stippledotter: Strong opening, Alex
MorganteMaggiore: mic 5?
 Critterbot: mic5?
 Gekyouryuu: @bytecaster the 45th anniversary season from 4 years ago, 4 of the rangers are robot people, and their morphed forms are based on various megazords, actually
 ButButTheJesus: CORI
 BrowneePoints: America Missed and deleted it off the planet
 RandomTrivia: 
 RockPusher: 
 BrowneePoints: that's what happened
  Foxmar320: 
 Jigokuro: lmao
 Mathonwy: America happened.
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 the_phantom_game_player: 
Greys N. Owman: My boyfriend is cooking Gan Guo so I just have to wait a little bit
 DigitalSeahorse: not sure if the c is on
 abslomdaak42: 
 DigitalSeahorse: Alex's
MorganteMaggiore: to be fair, it's pretty hard to forget as an event
 Leonhart321: There's the A-Bomb hall though
  mtvcdm: I imagine they want to be more about the recovery and rebuild than the actual event itself.
 hd_dabnado: adam, adam no
 ButButTheJesus: Adam
 DoodlestheGreat: Hiroshima has an annual memorial event on the day the bomb dropped.
 Pywodwagon: So speaking of cheese, theres a dumb question that has become a thing in the event judge community: What cheese is your P1P1, and what are you hoping wheels
MorganteMaggiore: @mtvcdm true, less this happened, and more "we survived and still live"
  TXC2: that probabaly because most of Nagasaki survived, and Hiroshima didn;t
 BrowneePoints: There's a new Netflix series
 BrowneePoints: like new new
 TimeToFry: There was a movie right
thedepthandbreadthofseth: can we turn up alex's mic?
 jacqui_lantern234: i was born in '93 and im in my 30's 
blasterprime: oh yeah the new yt series is good
 Leonhart321: Netflix movie
 Gekyouryuu: Ultraman is still around. the new season JUST started
 AugmentingPath: I keep seeing ultraman memorabilia on the top of churches
 BrowneePoints: err movie*
 Despoiler98: There was a new Netflix Ultraman series
 RealGamerCow: There's also Pluto on Netflix
blasterprime: its dubbed
 KBKarma: Okusenman! Okusenman!
 Featherweight_: a bunch of free ultranmans streams are just up on youtube now
 drawnbinary: Is the mic by Alex really quiet?
MorganteMaggiore: ok what you're telling me is wotc is gonna make a universe beyond 1 year after the ultaman peak, probably
  mtvcdm: @Pywodwagon From the looks of the fridge of the cheese I sent them, their P1P1 of what I gave them was likely the smoked muenster cheese curds.
 JollyGee29: Tsubaraya started putting their stuff subbed on YT too, I think
 KOneSix: @frogasaurus90 Thank you for the gift sub!
 nessiah_aries: My only exposure to Ultraman is the SD the Great Battle Series on Super Famicom.
fungal_bird: He played the Ultaraman theme song on that one Rhythm Cafe game
 jacqui_lantern234: please, Ian's just a regular ol' Weeaboomer 
Billy Webb: New Ultraman Movie on netflix and a new show on youtube
 EricTheOrange: Ultraman is Jesus
 Frogasaurus90: @KOneSix 
 Gekyouryuu: @JollyGee29 this current season and last year's season both got simuldubs with translated on-screen text
MorganteMaggiore: also he really liked the names, prob
 KBKarma: Basically the only Ultraman experience is the song Okusenman.
 RandomTrivia: The only Ultraman reference I have is this, which lives rent-free in my head https://clips.twitch.tv/TalentedEncouragingDeerFutureMan-FR9vk9Ju1_nD-WYr
 niccus: https://i.imgur.com/CN4dNK1.png
MorganteMaggiore: ?
 TehAmelie: I'm Ultraman, and so is my wife!
 SymphonySolstice: I'd bet good money there's an ultraman-themed church somewhere
 iris_of_ether: @RandomTrivia I am *so glad* Twitch behaved and let me clip that 
 bakerydragon: wait WHAT??>?
 BlueMechanic: automaton constable
 bakerydragon: dang
  Foxmar320: hahahaaa
 jacqui_lantern234: @TehAmelie yo is your wife single? is she baptized?
 SpacePotato01: Some huge pieces just slotted into place.
 ButButTheJesus: but but
 Mathonwy: American Jesus comes with guns. Because of course.
 MrPipboy3000: Remember when Robocop shot that guy in the dick?
 RandomTrivia: @iris_of_ether For science, I literally went to make a second copy of it once my first one was done, and it had ALREADY been obliterated
  TXC2: "remember when robocop shot that guy in the dick?"
 TehAmelie: sorry, i just made her up for that bit
 jacqui_lantern234: @ButButTheJesus the jesus
 iris_of_ether: @RandomTrivia Oh DANG
 ButButTheJesus: @jacqui_lantern234 
 asthanius: oh man that RULED
 asthanius: the dick shooting scene is so good
MorganteMaggiore: oh like the simpson akira?
  Jon Grayson: I remember an old Ultraman series from the late 80s or early 90s. it came out just before Power Rangers
 asthanius: it's so long
 teddywhosabear: it's SO long
 niccus: can we put on the entire hour long lasagna cat talk
 Azsedcf: Link?
 GreyOrb: You could say he cleared the billiard table.
 BusTed: graphically
 Sibwow: new bottom surgery
 adept_nekomancer: "Lasagna cat" sounds like "we have garfield at home"
 SnyperWoIf: @Sibwow new bottom surgery just dropped?
 kaboomjr26: Is this the ending special?
 RockPusher: How you feeling James? Feeling dry?
  TXC2: gangs all here
 RandomTrivia: Is the gang all here?!
 Viewers_Like_You: hello comfy ben
 ButButTheJesus: eepy Ben
 BrowneePoints: You know what's even BETTER than Hawaiian? Pineapple and Pepperoni
 PMAvers: Lasagna Ben
 RandomTrivia: Wait, don't make Cori wait for pizza until after the sub-scroll!
 beowuuf: yay, i made it for theend
 SeismicLawns: did serge get his entire treatza?
 ClodiumSoride: and Serge!
 brieandbacon: I've been expecting you Mr Chat
 JadedCynic: Paul is always the evil boss
 stippledotter: It's Everyone!
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 JadedCynic: CEO Evil Inc?
 EJGRgunner: https://i.imgur.com/55Ug4Qw.gif
 EricTheOrange: Beej eats the plates
 Quaseymoto: You did it!
 BrookJustBones: Is it time for Serge ot 1v1 a treatza pizza?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I've got a full lrrouse...
 TehAmelie: Ian must be alone with his meat
 RandomTrivia: Ian, dishing up pizza: https://i.imgur.com/iVPlnYE.gif
 jacqui_lantern234: BAHAHAHA
TwilightAvalon: Beej IS a member of the Ginyu Force
 BrowneePoints: Awex Wuvs Cweam
 red_shoes_jeff: 
 hd_dabnado: we need more Dairy-based cults
 SnyperWoIf: drinking straight half & half on cam?
 thegreatwyrdling: !findquote millenial
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
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 nessiah_aries: Ian started Rhythm Cafe early.
MorganteMaggiore: and then there was none
 BrowneePoints: but seriously chat if you've never had Pepperoni and Pineapple Pizza it SLAPS
 Gekyouryuu: @hd_dabnado the US IS a dairy based cult. we have government cheese warehouses
  TXC2: such tech
 RandomTrivia: Arrow spotted missing!
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 fhorrigan: Oh Jesus, cold Kathleen on this 900 degree day is peak.
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 IanAllenBird: ohno
 WardsarTheWriter: Ian_noise.mp3
 RockPusher: 
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 Dog_of_Myth:  
  Juliamon: BrowneePoints Personally I prefer pineapple and grilled chicken.
 BrokenGolem:    
 putz12a: @BrowneePoints Pineapple and Pepperoni Pizza is amazing.
  Sarah_Serinde: So many LRR
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 BrowneePoints: @Juliamon that's also good
 ElementalAlchemist: It's been fun!
fungal_bird: Pepperoni + pineapple + jalapeno is my fave pizza. if I'm feeling spendy I'll add garlic and bacon
 IanAllenBird:  
 BusTed: 
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 jacqui_lantern234: a LOCK 
 ThorSokar: NAILS
   Anubis169: Another sock
  mtvcdm: !addquote (Wheeler) [now] If you see me, anywhere, you are obligated to give me a five-dollar bill.
  LRRbot: New quote #9062: "If you see me, anywhere, you are obligated to give me a five-dollar bill." —Wheeler [2024-07-20]
 DidacticDad: 6 lightbulbs
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 Morrigan9: a steel chair
ZeldaZach: @Dog_of_Myth 
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 NonUniqueGuy: I'm pretty sure I have seen that on some Korean show before
 PMAvers: "Was that... my unpainted minis pile of shame?"
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 bytecaster: Concussion speed run
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 malsareus: would roofing nails we worse than a sock with a fish in it?
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 Gascitygaming: who's putting bits to 8s?
 beowuuf: does the person at least get fed with the jam doughnut first?
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  mtvcdm: The Cursed Scorecard now reads 26 over par. Next at 7800 sub units.
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 simplydavemn: "Well, I know it was a syringe, but... used or not?"
 bytecaster: When you pelt someone with 30 dice, it is always a critical hit
   Anubis169: this is a Dire Sock
 breadisbest1: discworld rincewind with a half brick
 PywosMom: 1000
 SnyperWoIf: where DO ferrets come from?
 EricTheOrange: A sock full of lube would be funny
 Fluffy776: A sock of bed bugs vomit vomit vomit
 DidacticDad: Do we want to know?
 adept_nekomancer: Colossal dreadsock?
 DiscordianTokkan: A lead Dreadnaght in a Sock
 breadisbest1: iCarly sam with a butter sock
Greys N. Owman: Serge with the very smooth arm around Matt’s shoulder
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 bytecaster: Only Ral is
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 RealGamerCow: I blame Minsc.
 ShifuDaxiongmao: The planeswalkers are
 brieandbacon: Karn came with Japanese Knot Weed
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 EricTheOrange: are they colonizers?
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   Anubis169: https://i.etsystatic.com/8508883/r/il/34e9ca/1114335199/il_794xN.1114335199_n9uz.jpg <-- A dread sock 
 asthanius: apparently it's "animals native to the plane"
 SnyperWoIf: Humans are the invasive species?
 BrowneePoints: Vraksa turned into a lizard in the story
 simplydavemn: The 'wabbasock'?
 aitsu100: Bloomburrow land of no apes
 drfox17: Planeswalkers introduced them, like munkjac deer
 RandomTrivia: Deku Tree Karn is very weird
 BrowneePoints: There are metallic petrified trees on Bloomburrow Alex
 nessiah_aries: Aren't the frogs the assholes of the story this time around?
 Fluffy776: I thought it was a joke alter?!
 Scar_Red_Tiger: How Humanoid do you have to be to change?
 BrowneePoints: that weep metallic sap
 niccus: there's a commander card with a bloomburrow raccoon landing in Kamigawa
 ShifuDaxiongmao: it's Karntreeversial
  TXC2: what happens when a bloombroow native planeswalks ?
 MorganteMaggiore: the moment they start to invent capitalism they became humans
 RandomTrivia: @ShifuDaxiongmao 
 bytecaster: What power would kirby get after eating Karn?
  Simriel: Old pweter dreadnaught used to be like 3-4 pounds?
 DidacticDad: Karn is now the tree witch from Pocahontas
 Kueller: @randomtrivia yeah, that is where i went too
 Gekyouryuu: he makes karns-trunk-ts
 AshcopseDryad: it reminds me of bernd das brot
   Anubis169: 
 adept_nekomancer: @bytecaster He becomes Karnby
 Fluffy776: 
 AshcopseDryad: if somebody knows that one
 Fanklok: It's not Karn socking it's Karn boxing Cori
 Kirserella:  
 aitsu100: Helga number 1
 BrowneePoints: Also
 jacqui_lantern234: cause hes an otter irl
 BrowneePoints: READ THE PLANESWALKER'S GUIDE!
 BrowneePoints: it's REALLY GOOD
 RandomTrivia: BAHAHAHAHAHA
 cmdrzellgaudis: I miss the MTG nicknames
 bakerydragon: XD
 abslomdaak42: Uuuh, looking forward to that TTC, even though I've already read the story.
 bakerydragon: choice
 asthanius: BE A GAY
 BrowneePoints: Otter, Wolf, Bull, Bear, Cub
  Foxmar320: LOL
 niccus: how long will it be before tomik finds out
 AnimeKitty: I'm sorry what?!
 RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHAHHA
 SquidVorb: A GAY
 RandomTrivia: HOLY SHIT
 Sibwow: a gay
 Saintnex: SERGE
 SymphonySolstice: 
 ArrestedHouse: 
 jacqui_lantern234: BAHAHAHAHAHA SERGE YAGER
 IanAllenBird: kmjnhuikjnhu
 margieargie: 
 NornsFelidar: Serge
 laikagoat: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
  Foxmar320: Serge hold up
 shurtal: SERGE
 ProfessorFalconer: A GAY
 elmyra23: i am screaming
 baltimore_667083: SERGE
 RockPusher: 
  TXC2: WHERE IS THE LIE?!
 ButButTheJesus: SERGE
 darkora: 
  mtvcdm: Serge
  Juliamon: a gay
 jpost042: serge
 PharaohBender27: 
 Kirserella: Oh Serge
 ContingentCat:     
 adept_nekomancer: Wow, that's a quote
 TwilightAvalon: Serge is wonderful 
 roefizzlebeef: LMAO wheeler
 Coloneljesus: i love serge
 aitsu100: omg
 JadedCynic: the clips that are being made right now...
 RandomTrivia: 
 AnimeKitty: YAGER
 iris_of_ether: Bless you Serge hahaha
 wastetalent: serge walking right into the minefield
 shurtal: SERGE WAS STUDYING THE BLADE
 public_key_reveal_party: and that's how the entire lrr crew died
 GreyOrb: You would need a bachelor indeed.
 Kibbik: Hi there highlights reel
 Fanklok: June hasn't even been dead for 3 weeks
  Jon Grayson: I saw Lilianna as a squirrel and after that I was all in
 Mr_Horrible: oh my
 AnimeKitty: 
 bakerydragon: I'm looking to take a laterl move in my sexuality career
 Philocalist: Ask him about his dual lands too
 Grevas13: step 1: be a gay
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 RandomTrivia:  CAM
 hd_dabnado: ALEX
 abslomdaak42: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 youngfrey: I was once trying to find photos of the animal the otter eating. And I searched for "otter self feeding". I did not get the images I wanted.
 Quaseymoto: 
 brieandbacon: You should see the Dom Count
 RoeDent89: And this is where LRR is cancelled
 JadedCynic: Serge is just innocent; Ian knows better
 ButButTheJesus: hoo boy
 nessiah_aries: Serge hasn't had enough coffee.
 phoenixfeather14: I love that Kathleen just threw the blanket over her and noped right out of that conversation
 DidacticDad: There was a panel, *pulls down spectacles and looks at Serge* - sorry, no.
 vinewood_og: Is the dom count increasing at least?
 CrossXhunteR: james' baptism
 sporkraptor: @youngfrey haahahahaha
Lord_Hosk is paying forward the Gift they got from an anonymous gifter to thelastsubneeded!
Lord_Hosk gifted a Tier 1 sub to thelastsubneeded! They have given 5 Gift Subs in the channel!
 uncleardata: Didn't realize I got a degree in gay at the same time as my biology degree LMAO
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, thelastsubneeded! (Today's storm count: 719)
 BrokenGolem: extravaganza
 NornsFelidar: 21 year was a good run
 epsilon_vee: fight? festival? fisaco?
 powerflapjack: i felt bad for wheeler always dumpstering serge on N100S. Nah, hit him again
 RockPusher: Got him some towels for afterwards?
 SymphonySolstice: baptism
   Anubis169: Water Balloon in a sock
 hedronhijack: !subathon
  LRRbot: The Sub-a-Thon cap has been reached! Additional Twitch subs and bits (in increments of 400) will contribute towards stretch goals: 250 subs for a Pizza Party, 500 subs for Ice Cream, and 750 subs for "The Water Balloon Massacre". Youtube contributions unfortunately do not count, but are nevertheless appreciated!
 WardsarTheWriter: You can say it, it's a kink.
  Foxmar320: Good choice of words Paul
 TehAmelie: the waterballoon massacre
 ProfessorFalconer: Great band name
 KaleidoscopeMind: it's accurate
 jchinnock: enjoy the watersports!
 Marvoleath: ah yes, JMBC
 roefizzlebeef: james' water balloon circumstance is my king gizzard coverband
 PTElder: I want to read that light novel.
 vinewood_og: I like their old stuff better....
 RoeDent89: Live from Victoria, BC, it's James's Water Balloon Circumstance!
 iris_of_ether: https://clips.twitch.tv/FunSoftVultureNerfRedBlaster-ajcQ1tapUbfWYlVn
royalplutonian: A punishtance
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/BlazingCheerfulStorkPeteZarollTie-jrl2f0UpD1YICqee
 MehallD: James' Waterballoon Circumstance is my Presidents of the United States of America cover band
the_garfeet is paying forward the Gift they got from thatjerkherc to the community!
the_garfeet is gifting 2 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 2 in the channel!
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  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, the_garfeet! Welcome to valys24 and als96! (Today's storm count: 721)
   Anubis169: 
 PharaohBender27: 
  TXC2: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
 bytecaster: You get reincarnated into Waterworld
 AragornKeuken: Y'all. This minute marks the 55th anniversary of the apollo 11 moon landing!
 DidacticDad: water balloon circumcisions? What?
 Gascitygaming: can we get to 1 million bits?
 jacqui_lantern234: @LoadingReadyRun just so yall know, im 100% gonna roast Serge for that on the 29th
 PharaohBender27: Doggo!
  TXC2: Doggo!
baneless27: !subathon
  LRRbot: The Sub-a-Thon cap has been reached! Additional Twitch subs and bits (in increments of 400) will contribute towards stretch goals: 250 subs for a Pizza Party, 500 subs for Ice Cream, and 750 subs for "The Water Balloon Massacre". Youtube contributions unfortunately do not count, but are nevertheless appreciated!
Francois_Le_Blendeur: SOUNDS LEVELS FFS!!!
 micalovits: Friend!
 drfox17: James will now be hit by waterbaloons delivered by the US air Force
 nessiah_aries: Does this ceremonial act require the presence of a clergyperson?
 lightfut: Pupper
 Critterbot: Pupper!
 baltimore_667083: doggo!
 measureofhope: doge!
 RandomTrivia: DOGGO! 
 SymphonySolstice: good dogy
 superdude097: Doggo!
 MorganteMaggiore: look at that dog
 shurtal: DUG
 Metric_Furlong: a dog
 Fanklok: Fuck trucks, the Dungeons and Dragons Roller Coaster at the local theme park is the true Isekai vehicle
 JadedCynic: 
   Anubis169: is that a doggo?
 TehAmelie: we've landed on the moon?
 Lamebert1415: Doggo
 adept_nekomancer: It's a blurry dog!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DiscordianTokkan: a child
 EricTheOrange: I hope these "better than balloons pop properly, they seemed kinda structurally sound
 TheAinMAP: 
 RealGamerCow: I can hear the breathing probklems
 Dog_of_Myth: Dog!
 RealGamerCow: of that dog
 bakerydragon: really creeped out until close enough to parse it was a doggo
 simplydavemn: Don't forget to leave your phones and other elctronics somewhere safe from the balloons.
 tabbybabbyy: Nelly's Nessa
 jarnatan: James' Water Balloon Circumstance: When waterballoons will happen to James
Alarnis: @hedronhijack nerd 
 Critterbot: Kitty!
  TXC2: kitty!
 Gascitygaming: kitties!
   Anubis169: KITTIES!!
 ElementalAlchemist: meow!
 NornsFelidar: kitty!!!
 baltimore_667083: kitty!
 Metric_Furlong: cats
 KaleidoscopeMind: baxter!
 micalovits: Double kitty!
  Foxmar320: Kittys!
 SnackPak_: it's the boys!
 eshplode: cat!
 SymphonySolstice: flooooofs
 nessiah_aries: CATS!
 Lamebert1415: KItty
 sporkraptor: two kitty!
 WardsarTheWriter: Cats!
 Viewers_Like_You: cattes
 RockPusher: Disastercat
 Mythallian: CAT
 bakerydragon: YAY cats!
 aitsu100: Lomg Kat
 Sunidesus: they're friends!
 KaleidoscopeMind: and finnegan!
 SoaringDragon42: kitties!
 Redbassist: Catte!
  mtvcdm: Such floof
 Gekyouryuu: kyat!
 TehAmelie: the blur filter was defeaated
 sporkraptor: crow!
 Gascitygaming: birb!
   Anubis169: Birdies!
 Sunidesus: Birb!
 KaleidoscopeMind: and birb friend!
 Metric_Furlong: bird
 Dog_of_Myth: Crow
 measureofhope: borb
 aitsu100: birb
  Juliamon: BIRB
 Critterbot: Birb!
 SymphonySolstice: CROW FRIEND
 RoeDent89: Birb!
  mtvcdm: Birb
 emberBecky: ohhh they're friends now
 bakerydragon: CORVID
 Mythallian: BIRB
 tabbybabbyy: Ian's corvid son
 RockPusher: Crow fren
 avi_miller: Yes Ian!
 Gekyouryuu: boid!
 Redbassist: Snek
 Gascitygaming: cheesesnake!
 Mythallian: SNEK
 Lamebert1415: Birddie
  TXC2: snek!
 randombillfolds: On Beak.
 Atiota: PANSNAKE
 SymphonySolstice: DANGER NOODLE
 eshplode: cake!
 baltimore_667083: snek!
 micalovits: Daaaaaw
 measureofhope: I'm so good at identifying animals
 sporkraptor: strawberry snekcake!
 superdude097: Sneko cheesecake!
  Foxmar320: Yes
  mtvcdm: Ah yes, the cheesesnake
 IanAllenBird: oh!
 IsaTheEngie: noodle
  Sarah_Serinde: I enjoy how these breaks have become show and tell
 adept_nekomancer: cheesesnake
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 RockPusher: cheese snek
 Odissian: Cheesesnake
  Juliamon: YES PLS
 RoeDent89: Cheesesnek!
 BlueFingers5: Yes please
 measureofhope: snek
 SnackPak_: thanks beej
 Sunidesus: ok, that's adorable
 NornsFelidar: mmmm a cheesnake
 SoaringDragon42: omg that's a cute snek
 DiscordianTokkan: No thanks, but thanks for the offer
 aitsu100: love a cheesesnake
 jolly6100: dame beej
 beowuuf: Remember James, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, or consider the life choices that will lead to you getting pelted with balloons by your friends and collegues. Don't forget to ask them to wash their hands!
 Astramentha: D:
 Gascitygaming: snoot!
 ButButTheJesus: cheesnek
 Krektogar: snek cake?
 KaleidoscopeMind: i love this break screen
 micalovits: BOOB DE SNOOT
 sporkraptor: NOSE
  TXC2: BOOP!
 Atiota: ah dang it weve been sniffed
 Dog_of_Myth: dog
 Redbassist: 3D juniper
 phoenixfeather14: snoot!
 eshplode: Nose!
 Lamebert1415: SNOOT
 aitsu100: chat got booped
 KaleidoscopeMind: just a slideshow of snoots
 Sunidesus: boop
 avi_miller: Juniper!
 momma_tatts: boop
 bakerydragon: Ooh Philly Cheesesnake yes please!
 eshplode: 
 RockPusher: 
 Gascitygaming: I enjoy our new blur cam meta
Rafgmorais: what
 micalovits: AAAHHHHH
 sporkraptor: WHEELER
 jacqui_lantern234: WHEELER
 IanAllenBird: jnhuikjmnhu
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
 superdude097: 
 Grevas13: dammit wheeler
 Atiota: bab y
 Gascitygaming: me!
 sporkraptor: DAMMIT
 abslomdaak42: 
Plundy: pupper!
  Simriel: Catte
Plundy: weird dogs!
  Jon Grayson: oh, kitty!
wildoneizzy: danger noodle
  Simriel: hee, snek
wildoneizzy: snoot
  mtvcdm: wheeler
  TXC2: babo ?!
 NornsFelidar: wheeler!
 SnackPak_:  spoon
 adept_nekomancer: Wheeler, no
 tabbybabbyy: a beautiful boy
 Sunidesus: ah Renaissance art...
 CrossXhunteR: wheeler with the Souls boss
  Sarah_Serinde: Okay, *mostly* I enjoy it
 Lamebert1415: Wheeler
 WardsarTheWriter: Is that the merchant from RE9?
 Critterbot: Err...
 DylPage: I like how orderly they've lined up.
 yalc321: Wheeeeler
 ProfessorFalconer: Wheeler's baby photo
 jarnatan: It's unfortunate that LRR doesn't have the technology to put pictures onto the screen
 Marvoleath: Wheeler with the selfie
 sporkraptor: KITTY
 brieandbacon: Can I pet that Dawg?
 Sunidesus: fuzzy!
 RoeDent89: This is the end of the highlight reel
 WardsarTheWriter: Er 8.
 superdude097: Kitty!
 Redbassist: Catte!
 Atiota: kat
 Lamebert1415: Kitty
 eshplode: cat!
 NekomimiNinja: kitty!
 SoaringDragon42: kitty!
 Gekyouryuu: kibby!
 GreyOrb: Huh, young Wheeler
 IanAllenBird: fluffyyyy
 bakerydragon: Catto!
 RealGamerCow: Catte!
 Gascitygaming: kitten
   Anubis169: https://alldaychic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Strawberry-Snake.jpg
 DigitalSeahorse: 
  mtvcdm: kitty!
 PharaohBender27: Kitty!
 abslomdaak42: Kitty!
 tabbybabbyy: fur
 Wolfstrike_NL: Fuzfuz!
 DiscordianTokkan: floof
 margieargie: 
 Krektogar: furry murderer!
 sporkraptor: Chat Identifies Animals: The Movie
 nessiah_aries: CAKE?! Preposterous. When my pet snake brings me food it's usually a dead mouse.
 RealGamerCow: NO.
   Anubis169: 
 SymphonySolstice: 
  TXC2: I have now been joined by kitty IRL
 sporkraptor: what
 EricTheOrange: did they form a queue
 IanAllenBird: oh,
 SnackPak_:  shrek
 Atiota: SHREK!
 sporkraptor: um
  TXC2: SHREK!
 bakerydragon: It's all Ogre
 RockPusher: Cori y tho
 sporkraptor: no?
 nyoomgoom: this is basically social media but in real life, but online
 baltimore_667083: SHREK
 Redbassist: Purty shrek
 aitsu100: yay shrek
 Gascitygaming: album cover!
 tabbybabbyy: horror!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Rafgmorais: shrek
 avi_miller: Yes Cori!
 Wolfstrike_NL: a-r-t
 sporkraptor: noooooooo
 Singenmeister: Is this music from Moonlighter?
 jacqui_lantern234: cori
 Metric_Furlong: perfection
 PharaohBender27: Eyelashes Shrek!
 brieandbacon: "Look at this graph!"
 laikagoat:   
 ThorSokar: The Shrek pour!
 Azralorne: my boy!!!
 adept_nekomancer: 
 Sunidesus: it's so sparkly
 pipshardfour: I like this show and tell
 hd_dabnado: @Singenmeister !roadquest
 Atiota: doggo
 Fanklok: !bgc
  LRRbot: Jimmy Hinson AKA "BigGiantCircles" is a musician whose chiptunes are featured during commercial breaks. His music, including LRR remixes and the soundtrack for Road Quest, is available here: https://biggiantcircles.bandcamp.com/music
 sporkraptor: pupy
 Redbassist: 
 SnackPak_: I like the line that has formed
 sporkraptor: big ears!
   Anubis169: AWW!
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 baltimore_667083: puppy!
 Azralorne: He's as beautiful as the day I made him
 ShifuDaxiongmao: doggo!
 momma_tatts: moar boop
  TXC2: Singenmeister  this is the roadquest OST
 Kirserella: puppers!
 sporkraptor: doggosf!!
 micalovits: Much better ^^
 Lamebert1415: Doggies
 IanAllenBird: : o
 Atiota: TWO dogggos
 Redbassist:  
   Anubis169: double doggos!
 baltimore_667083: double feature!
 Sunidesus: awwwww
 ProfessorFalconer: It's like we're the animals in a zoo, and they're showing us photos in the hopes that we react
 jarnatan: @SnackPak_ The LoadingReadyLINE
 sporkraptor: yeeee
 red_shoes_jeff: 
 epsilon_vee: aww
 bakerydragon: I've definitely been to parties that were just queues of showing photos and memes
 ShifuDaxiongmao: multidoggo!
 momma_tatts: doggos!
 TheKarthe:   
 DigitalSeahorse: 
   Anubis169: Friendos!
 excalgold: haha
Some kind of Garf: great doggos and cattos and corvies and cakes oh my
KingKool2099: KITTY
  Jon Grayson: KITTY!
wildoneizzy: :eyes-pink-heart-shape:
  Jon Grayson: puppy
KingKool2099: Someone needs to show us Loss.jpg
  Jon Grayson: puppies
 Dog_of_Myth: CRIM!
 micalovits: lol
 sporkraptor: um wheeler! XD
 JadedCynic: NGL, this is genuinely making me feel elementally happy
 SymphonySolstice: 
 korvys: What I love about this bit, is that it shows that this camera angle isn't just a post-effect blur, it's actually an out of focus camera
 NimrodXIV: 
 roefizzlebeef: I feel like this is the stream equivalent of lrr sitting us down in front of a bunch of baby sensory videos
 sporkraptor: and... ??
 aitsu100: Krim
 Atiota:  o:
   Anubis169: nice meme pic 
 Gekyouryuu: monkeys!
 Fanklok: Oh Serge's pets Crim and Wheeler
 Grevas13: @nyoomgoom from the bleak hellscape of 2024, i am convinced sharing photos is all social media ever should have been for
 Redbassist: Crimson wheeler
 sporkraptor: serge
 abslomdaak42: :OOOOOO
 sporkraptor: PUPY
 superdude097: Awwwww
 SnackPak_: baby!
 RockPusher: babbo
 SoaringDragon42: tiny puppy!
 Sunidesus: so tiny!
 Gascitygaming: mini Juniper!
 brieandbacon: Don't tap on the glass, it distresses the chat
 JaceB147: cute
 sporkraptor: those eyes aaaaa
 baltimore_667083: juniper!
 Redbassist: Puppo!
 phoenixfeather14: Aww, baby!
 measureofhope: tiny pupp
 momma_tatts: pupper boop!
 sporkraptor: oh no wheeler again
  Juliamon: Junipup
 Sunidesus: bun bun!!!!!
 RockPusher: bun
 NimrodXIV: BUNNY
 DigitalSeahorse: bnuy
 SymphonySolstice: BUNBY
 Atiota: bnuuy
 sporkraptor: camer and... BUNY
 IanAllenBird: bnuuyyyy
 RockPusher: bny
 Adeli3: Bunny!
 EricTheOrange: BABY
 bytecaster: Bun!
  Foxmar320: Bun bun!
 superdude097: BNNUY!
 epsilon_vee: an bun
 Gekyouryuu: bnuuy!
 phoenixfeather14: Bun!
 SoaringDragon42: tiny BUNNY!
 momma_tatts: bun
 sporkraptor: AAAAA SO CUTE
 adept_nekomancer: bun bun!
 brieandbacon: Bun Bun!!
 avi_miller: bnnuy!
 PharaohBender27: 
 Gascitygaming: must know more about heckin bunner!
 measureofhope: kitten
 RockPusher: 
 Kirserella: Bunbun!!  
 tabbybabbyy: buunnnnyyyyyy
 Redbassist: Bnnuy
 KV1NN4: bunnu!
 ShifuDaxiongmao: BUNNEH!
 baltimore_667083: BNUUY
 nyoomgoom: @Grevas13 accurate
 jarnatan: A heckin bunner
 aitsu100: bunn
 RandomTrivia: BUNNY!
 RandomTrivia: KIOTTY
 marenello1159: bnuy
 sporkraptor: KITTY
 RockPusher:   
 TheKarthe:   
 baltimore_667083: KITTEH
 SoaringDragon42: kitty!
 bakerydragon: Laughing so much whenever I see someone getting up to join the queue again
 asthanius: Morley!
 superdude097: Gato!
 iris_of_ether: https://clips.twitch.tv/ObservantFitCarabeefHeyGuys-5esQxL3Pcle6LgQw
 Adeli3: Wheeler is redeemed
 sporkraptor: KITTY STARE INTO YOUR SOUL
 Atiota: KITTY!!!!!!!
 momma_tatts: kitteh!
 Kirserella: Kiteh! 
 Redbassist: Catte
 RandomTrivia: So many good fuzzy friends!
 SymphonySolstice: 
 nessiah_aries: Now this is the kind of content people actually subscribe for.
 hb8u: 
 RoeDent89: Wheeler!
 marmalade_pen: d'aaaw
 RandomTrivia:  
 Sunidesus: so is Wheeler Serge's pet?
 IanAllenBird: kmjnjil
   Anubis169: wait wait i got one
 sporkraptor: okay why does Serge have so many pictures of wheeler
 RockPusher: 
 Grevas13: y'all, this is a real weird stream.
 Redbassist: You're son wheeler
 Gascitygaming: board games!
 marenello1159: 
Rafgmorais: the best fuzzy friend
 ThorSokar: It's GREAT to be here!
 Wolfstrike_NL: ahw what a nice baby
 Gekyouryuu: columbo
   Anubis169: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/144754144710885376/1264316003794554901/20240715_221941.jpg?ex=669d6d89&is=669c1c09&hm=e3e5b8913ec0d2130b857c960fdf23333b5775978be71a5884be2205da99fac7&
 thedepthandbreadthofseth: squirrels!
 micalovits: Is Serge just showing us pictures of Wheeler?
 Fluffy776:  
 Atiota: 
 EricTheOrange: Serge breaking the animal meta
Some kind of Garf: best break screen
  Jon Grayson: silly wabbit
wildoneizzy: bun bun!
 SnackPak_: is Serge saying Wheeler is his pet? 
  TXC2: why does Serge have all these pictures of Wheeler?
 jarnatan: Good of Serge to show us a picture of Wheeler since he couldn't be here for the subathon 
 ShifuDaxiongmao: Is that housetrained, Serge?
 Fanklok: @sporkraptor I just said that out loud to myself
 GreyOrb: Nothing like pictures of cats, dogs and Wheelers.
 sporkraptor: um
 sporkraptor: BEJEEZUS
  TXC2: Anubis169  cute
 micalovits: I aprove
 bytecaster: @TXC2 Maybe it's part of the studying he mentioned before
 brieandbacon: What sort of animal is Wheeler, Serge?
   Anubis169: 💪
 BrokenGolem: saw it coming lol
 aitsu100: heck yea
 tabbybabbyy: reveal! serge's best friend has been Wheeler all along
 Amentur: 
 offbeatwitch: thank you beej
 Fluffy776: Oh hot she's lifting
 Redbassist: Been yes!
 RandomTrivia: Yeah that tracks for Beej
 marmalade_pen: hecks yes
 RandomTrivia: D'awwwwww
 iris_of_ether: https://clips.twitch.tv/BovinePlausiblePartridgeItsBoshyTime-H65bqn06OV0f99Y8
 RockPusher: Gengar!
 incslayer: GENGAR!
   Anubis169: Mons!
 sporkraptor: gengar
  TXC2: bytecaster  ah, of course
 Fluffy776: Awwww Gengar!!
 SymphonySolstice: gengar
 superdude097: Pokemanz!
 Atiota: gengar!!!
 marmalade_pen: gemgar!!!
 RockPusher: [wubbins intensifies]
GenericGlitterGoth: The gengar omg
 ProcyonFlynn: 
 TehAmelie: https://i.imgur.com/OgzQabn.jpg
 aitsu100: Gengar my love
 PharaohBender27: Gengar!
 adept_nekomancer: 
 ExachixKitsune: adorable
  mtvcdm: Gengar!
 korvys: https://64.media.tumblr.com/04f95d54789d50fd20ecc0c8105e9095/tumblr_peeue8ZztQ1vb46leo1_400.gif
 Redbassist: Gengar!
  Juliamon:   
 micalovits: Is that us Chat?
 marmalade_pen: clefable!!!
 asthanius:   
 ExachixKitsune: kitty
 micalovits: Bleb
 CypherRaze: Gengar is best pokemon
 RockPusher: blep!
 kaziel0: Blep
 sporkraptor: andBLEP
   Anubis169: tongue out
 baltimore_667083: BLEP
 SymphonySolstice: B L E P
 ExachixKitsune: blep
 Atiota: BLEP! BLEP!!
 Fluffy776: 
 superdude097: blep
 IanAllenBird: : P
 Redbassist: Blep
 KaleidoscopeMind: blep
 AugmentingPath: blep
 RandomTrivia: FUZZY BLEP
  Foxmar320: blep
 beowuuf: wub wub wub wub
 SoaringDragon42: blep!
 avi_miller: blep
 brieandbacon: mlem
 DiscordianTokkan: blep
 RoeDent89: LoadingReadyDub
 SnackPak_: that's a good blep
 Kirserella: mlep! omg 
 aitsu100: blep
 vinewood_og: Belp
 CypherRaze: CAT
 hd_dabnado: 
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: Wub factor 9.. engage
 jarnatan: Beej and myself both love Catradora a normal amount
 ShifuDaxiongmao: mlep
 Krektogar: Blep!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
GenericGlitterGoth: blep
 tabbybabbyy: BLEPPPPPPPPPP
 phoenixfeather14: We have been blepped!
 Atiota: another wheeler jeezus]
 sporkraptor: okay serge again... AND IT'S ANOTHER PICTURE OF WHEELER
 ExachixKitsune: wheeeeler!
   Anubis169: sip sip sip
 Redbassist: So proud of wheeler
 Grevas13: so cute
 AugmentingPath: serge's cat, wheeler
 ProcyonFlynn: Serge sure has a lot of photos of wheeler on his phone 
 quton: ☕
   Anubis169: boop snoot!
 flapjacksofwar: Booooop
 baltimore_667083: hello again juniper!
 ExachixKitsune: a doggo! (Juniper!)
 SeismicLawns: Dog!
 Fanklok: Ok seriously Serge needs to explain why he has all these candid shots of Wheeler
 Sunidesus: boop
 superdude097: PUBBY
 RandomTrivia: JUNIPER! LOOK AT THE SNOOT!
 tabbybabbyy: babyyyyyyyyyy boooooops
 Mischievous_Catgeist: more confirmation wheeler is serges pet
 Redbassist: More puppo juniper
 ImmortalLen: Does this imply Wheeler is serge's pet?
 phoenixfeather14: Boop!
 RockPusher: such a boopable snoot
 ExachixKitsune: kitttty!
 sporkraptor: okay new LRRlore: Serge has a folder on his phone for pictures of Wheeler
 TheAinMAP: 
   Anubis169:  Jordynne
WiseGuy57: this is like some sort of alternate universe asmr variant
wildoneizzy: lol, is serg implying wheeler is a pet?
 RockPusher: eepy
 RandomTrivia: Babiesssssss
 micalovits: SO MUCH KITTY!
 sporkraptor: kITTY SLEEP
 superdude097: Kitties!
 SoaringDragon42: KITTY!
 Lamebert1415: Kitty
 SymphonySolstice: kittiessss
 sporkraptor: KITTAN
 IanAllenBird: oh noooo
 nyoomgoom: any time you're scrolling your home feed, the little elves in your phone are doing this to your screen
 tabbybabbyy: babiessssssss
  mtvcdm: Awwwwwww
 Sunidesus: awwww, so many fuzz butts!
 sporkraptor: KITTANZ
 SnackPak_: a very good void
 Kirserella: So much kitteh!
 JadedCynic: Serge? I gotta admit - you got some photographer chops - these are really good pics of Wheeler 
 Redbassist: Kitties
 aitsu100: kitty pile
 CaptainKranok: Juniper looks EXACTLY how I pictured.
 Krektogar: all the kittehs
 TheAinMAP: 
 RockPusher: kitten bowl
 hypperstar2280: its incrediblyquiet but i can hear them
 sporkraptor: hi alex
GenericGlitterGoth: I'm melting over all these cute animal photos
 quton: so smol
savagebuttons: How long is break
 phoenixfeather14: Cuddle pile of kitties!
 sporkraptor: something in water?
 sporkraptor: ducks?
 Redbassist: Water?
 bakerydragon: ducks in the water?
 Lamebert1415: Duck?
 ExachixKitsune: wet!
 sporkraptor: people?
 Sunidesus: ducks?
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 baltimore_667083: otters?
 ProcyonFlynn: !honk
 SoaringDragon42: duckies?
 asthanius: OTTERS
 tabbybabbyy: otters!
 Sunidesus: otters!
 GreyOrb: Otters.
  TXC2: otters
   Anubis169: fishies!
 RockPusher: Why we otter!
 sporkraptor: otters!
 Redbassist: Otters!
 pyronils80: Otters
 SoaringDragon42: OTTER!
 Irsaan: is Serge's entire phone just pics of Wheeler?
 danisaur3: OTTERS
 aitsu100: ah otters
 brieandbacon: Look at all those chickerns
 Lamebert1415: Otters
 avi_miller: otter!!
 Th3Hypn0Toad: Ral?
 Redbassist: A gay!
 SnackPak_: sea pups
 JadedCynic: tyvm! 
 sporkraptor: SERGE
 IanAllenBird: kijuiokijuikjuikj
 AugmentingPath: serge why
 baltimore_667083: @Irsaan there's your answer
 bakerydragon: awwww
 epsilon_vee: look, ma, it's oneathem streamers!
 Irsaan: I'll take that as a yes.
 bytecaster: This bit is growing on me
 WardsarTheWriter: Who is that man in the mask?! : O
 DigitalSeahorse: why I otter
 Fanklok: Serge this is hojnestly getting kind weird
   Anubis169: 
 sporkraptor: jGOATS
 beowuuf: wheeler, please blink twice if serge is keeping you in a hutch and feeding you through tjhe bars with a water bottle?
 PharaohBender27: 
 AugmentingPath: 
 SymphonySolstice: GOAT
 avi_miller: Serge sticking to the bit
 adept_nekomancer: This is a lot of Wheeler that Serge has on his phone
 RockPusher:   
 SoaringDragon42: goats!
  TXC2: 
 aitsu100: goat
 Gascitygaming: taht tracks
 EJGRgunner: 
 JadedCynic: 
 Redbassist: Goat oats
 Kirserella: Goats! 
 CypherRaze: confirmed. all of Serge's pics are just of wheeler
 Sunidesus: hee! goats
 Boon_33: 
 superdude097: Greatest of all time!
 sporkraptor: did y'all ever do the donkey???
 danisaur3:  
 spethycakes: 
 margieargie:    
 baltimore_667083: GOAT
 iris_of_ether:   
 jarnatan: Goats, eh?
 laikagoat: 
 Metric_Furlong: 
 ShifuDaxiongmao: 
 Redbassist: 
 baltimore_667083: 
KingKool2099: Kitties!
  Jon Grayson: it looks like Wheeler IS Serge's pet
fonk: oh it's romorrow!
 Grevas13: next pic is serge dressed in wheeler's clothes
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 MrQBear: dog
 tabbybabbyy: awwwwwwwwww
 sporkraptor: those eyes AAAAAA PUPY
 spethycakes: 
 Redbassist: Yessss puppy
 Irsaan:  
 Kirserella: Junipup!
 TheWanderingNomad: Pubby
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 sporkraptor: um
 MrQBear: dog?
 SymphonySolstice: ohno
 WardsarTheWriter: Oh god why.
 sporkraptor: nnnoooooooo
 danisaur3: NO
 micalovits: Friend!
 Sunidesus: ummmm...
 Gascitygaming: whelp i'm out
 kemykatze: no ty
 IanAllenBird: yeah ok
 bakerydragon: This is like going to a discord image channel irl
 laikagoat:   
 tsp397: Ahhhhhhh
 AugmentingPath:  
 CypherRaze: uh
  TXC2: ART!
 adept_nekomancer: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 Critterbot: Err...
 SoaringDragon42: why???
 ProcyonFlynn:  well done
 Fluffy776:   
 brieandbacon: Oh jesus
 sporkraptor: HEATHER
 JadedCynic: ooooh, cool
 Lamebert1415:   
 epsilon_vee: some kind of oc
 Redbassist: Crytid
 jarnatan: Best pic of Wheeler so far
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 Lord_Hosk: https://i.imgur.com/ToIY8Ei.png
 RockPusher:   
 MrQBear: Dog!
 bakerydragon: XD
GenericGlitterGoth: Okay that's just nightmare fuel
 ihlendrax: 
 sporkraptor: BEEJAMUN
  amative1: NO
 RandomTrivia: 
 adept_nekomancer: lol
GenericGlitterGoth: hahahaha
 asthanius: charge your phone first
 Gascitygaming: 500
 CypherRaze: LOL
 JadedCynic: no.
 themercenary1987: Damn
 sporkraptor: no that was weheeler sorry
  mtvcdm: The system works!
 MrQBear: Okay definitely a dog.
 aitsu100: cad right wheeler so like 1 dollar us
 rraawwrrimabear: classic Serge and his pet Wheeler
 sporkraptor: GOATZE
 Mischievous_Catgeist: the fact that they are lining up for this is great
 RandomTrivia: awwww
 Redbassist: Boop dragon snoot
 Mythallian: DURGEN
 WardsarTheWriter: Breaking my heart again.
 Krektogar: I think theres somethin wrong woth that goat
 RandomTrivia: PROTECC THE DRAGON
 sporkraptor: okay that was beejamin
 Sethalidos: gah WHY?
 CypherRaze: IT'S A DARGON
 tabbybabbyy: awwwwwwwwwwwww
 IanAllenBird: : D
 RockPusher: 
 SoaringDragon42: puppy!
 MrQBear: Not a dog?
 Redbassist: Nelly
 iris_of_ether: Hi Nissa!
 marmalade_pen: nelly dog!!!!
 sporkraptor: AAAAA Nelsondog!
 brieandbacon: It Nelly!
 Sunidesus: those are some impressive ears
 Grevas13: that's a good dawg
 CypherRaze: Nellydog
 sporkraptor: LITTLE MANS
 tabbybabbyy: nissa!!!!
 SymphonySolstice: 10/10
 jarnatan: PoochNelly
 bytecaster: Tiny mans
 MrQBear: So many tiny plastic dogs!
   Anubis169: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/t1w-99cbZh4/maxresdefault.jpg
wildoneizzy: So we should give Serge the $5 for the care and feeding of Wheeler
 Gascitygaming: scions!
 Redbassist: Good bois
  mtvcdm: There's been so many subs and bits that adding more is starting to do things to the overlay it's great
 Easilycrazyhat: XD
 SoaringDragon42: oh, looking good!
 sporkraptor: do not know whose army
 Fluffy776: TOTK SPOILERS (On a scale of Link to Donkey, how upset are you that your wife is a dragon)
 micalovits: Little Meow meows!
 Krektogar: 1such cute bois
 Th3Hypn0Toad: Nice edging!
 sporkraptor: oooo, chaos...
 jarnatan: Nice dolls
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: blooded!
 Mythallian: SPIKY BOIZ
 ImmortalLen: Best pets
 abslomdaak42: Little guys
 sporkraptor: hm... yes Cameron ofc
 pyronils80: Purch the unclean!
 Lord_Hosk: @Anubis169 Boop
 sporkraptor: SERGE
 phoenixfeather14: So many tiny plastic mans!
 SymphonySolstice: omg
 brieandbacon: hehehehe
 WardsarTheWriter: Oh serge...
 Irsaan: SERGE
 RockPusher: Oh Serge
 micalovits: I think Serge really likes Wheeler
 Redbassist: Great!
 IanAllenBird: kijuiokjiokijmikjjinikomjn
 KaleidoscopeMind: lol
 CypherRaze: LMFAO
 ExachixKitsune: A wheeler!
 sporkraptor: serge wtf XD
   Anubis169: hahahaha
 MrQBear: Look at those good humanoids
 iris_of_ether: 
 ImmortalLen: Perfect
 bakerydragon: Top notch
 brieandbacon: Oh hej Jordynne
 baltimore_667083: an unsuspecting wheeler
 abslomdaak42: His forehead is so shiny
 RoeDent89: The pets are in the room
  TXC2: FRESH WHEELER
 Krektogar: Jordynne!
 RandomTrivia: Bonus Jordynne content on Serge's reel of Wheeler
 spethycakes: 
  mtvcdm: On brand for both of them really
 sporkraptor: hi alex
 Cunobelenos:  
 sporkraptor: KITTY
 RandomTrivia: D'awwwwwww
 EJGRgunner: The implication that Wheeler is Serge's pet is kind of awkward
 MrQBear: Dog!
 morgoth_bauglyr: DOG
 baltimore_667083: kitty!
 spethycakes: 
 Viewers_Like_You: gremblin!
 powerflapjack: cyat
 RandomTrivia: What a good kitty!
 GoblinMyra: cat!
 Gascitygaming: scooby cat?
 sporkraptor: ANGY KITTEH
 superdude097: Kitty!
 Redbassist: Mow
 Nigouki: angy
 Lamebert1415: Cat
 SoaringDragon42: angry kitty
 MrQBear: Angy Dog
 IanAllenBird: ohoho
   Anubis169: 
 danisaur3: piss
 WardsarTheWriter: that's a cute Goblin.
 RandomTrivia: EARS!
 AugmentingPath: happy dog
 TehAmelie: have some pandas being goofs https://i.imgur.com/q78vcFx.png
 sporkraptor: GREMLIN
 Sunidesus: that is an upset kitty!
 tabbybabbyy: angry goblin!
   Anubis169: kitty takes no prisoners
 iris_of_ether: Angy kitty!
 Krektogar: ooohhh, angry kitty
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 nyoomgoom: hairy bbybey
 SnackPak_: good ears
 Irsaan: I want Serge's next one to be "give Wheeler $5"
 baltimore_667083: no talk kitteh angy
 momma_tatts: kitten
 RockPusher: angy katte
GenericGlitterGoth: angy kitty
 emberBecky: angy kit
 Grevas13: spicy friend
   Anubis169: BOOP
 GoblinMyra: babbyyyy
 jarnatan: Jordynne's understated chaos energy is legendary
 Krektogar: boop!
 Redbassist: Awoo
 sporkraptor: aaaaaaa pupy aaaaa
 RandomTrivia: JUNIPER AGAIN!
 baltimore_667083: BOOP
 kalira77: how did Alex get a picture of me on his phone?
 KBKarma: DAWGS!
 flapjacksofwar: The most boopable snoot
 momma_tatts: teef
 sporkraptor: what
 Sunidesus: @TehAmelie pandas are very good goofs
  Jon Grayson: for only $5 a day, Wheeler can have access to food, clothes, shelter and all the Magic The Gathering products that he'll need to survive
 sporkraptor: orphans? what
 SnackPak_: wooow
Rafgmorais: what
 RandomTrivia: 
 ExachixKitsune: oooh good job wheeler!
 nyoomgoom: thirteen orphans
 MrQBear: Congrats Wheeler on 13 dogs
 iris_of_ether: Hahahahaha
 CmdrMadMoe: cat meows like it smoked 2 packs a day for 25 years
 Gekyouryuu: congrats!
  mtvcdm: @jarnatan What do you mean UNDERstated, it's pretty stated
 adept_nekomancer: lol... unexpected mahjong reference
  TXC2: Wheeler finally got his orphans
 Dreamlettuce: That's a baker's dozen!
 ThorSokar: https://i.imgur.com/Vt0oS0g.jpeg
 spethycakes:  < me after pet time
 ExachixKitsune: goodbye
 Gascitygaming: bbye!
 Nigouki: time for James pelting
 RoeDent89: And everyone leaves
 NimrodXIV: bye bye
 JadedCynic: thank you LRR - that was LOVELY 
  Foxmar320: oh it must be time
  mtvcdm: And now off to go do things to James
 JadedCynic: cya outside!
 RoeDent89: Except someone
 sporkraptor: oh no! LRR went away! wheeeeere's LRR???
 Gascitygaming: hi kathleen!
 WardsarTheWriter: I'm guessing that's Adam back there.
 MrQBear: Oh, they abandoned kathleen. Sadly, she will not survivet he winter
  TXC2: ooh looks like the wetaning is starting
 SymphonySolstice: time for james to get baptized
 RandomTrivia: Ah, of course!
 trainpants: what a lovely segment
 public_key_reveal_party: only 1 remains
 brieandbacon: Is it just Kathleen in the blankie?
  mtvcdm: As Kathleen just hangs out
 sporkraptor: they stopped existing! oh
 RandomTrivia: TO THE WINDOW!
 Gekyouryuu: I got my 13 orphans a couple weeks ago, it was great
 BusTed: haha
 IanAllenBird: oh right
 stippledotter: James' Waterballoon Circumstance has a new album called The Geneva Suggestion
 ElementalAlchemist: It's us!
 Viewers_Like_You: hi G
 RoeDent89: Live on location!
 RandomTrivia: BY THE WALL!
 baltimore_667083: hi james!
 RockPusher: Reserved for James
 jarnatan: @mtvcdm I mean relative to some other chaos energies on the LRR crew like cHustle Alex
 SnackPak_: o7 James
 public_key_reveal_party: reserved
 sporkraptor: fffhaaaahahahaah
 PharaohBender27: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Wolfstrike_NL: 
 kaziel0: Hello James!
  Sarah_Serinde: Ah good James has eye protection
 RoeDent89: RESERVED
 TehAmelie: it's getting real now
 emberBecky: oh wow
 danisaur3: oh no
 marmalade_pen: kill a mans!!! (in minecraft)
 Nigouki: RESERVED
 nyoomgoom: this rules
 IanAllenBird: completely forgot about the water balloons in the midst of all the photos
 flapjacksofwar: Poor James
 Gascitygaming: legit should have cup and face covering
 kaziel0: Hello Ben and G
  Foxmar320: He's not tied down. Sadness
 Easilycrazyhat: Step 1: Place the James outside.
   Anubis169: Inverse dutch angle
 laikagoat:   
 NimrodXIV: reserved for James
 Redbassist:  
 ClodiumSoride: Is James wearing a cup?
 brieandbacon: Place James strategically agains the ground
 ElementalAlchemist: Lying in a parking lot
 JadedCynic: oh, Waterbombing
 ArcticAtlantic: oh let's DO THIS
 beowuuf: LOL
 offbeatwitch: we've placed james in a car park and left him there. let's see what happens
 sporkraptor: time to disturb the neighbors!
 ButButTheJesus: just got back and am james ok
 Irsaan: I love this actually.
 thatguysteve2709: This is unfortunate for james
 deusvampire: This wil be good 
 morgoth_bauglyr: james getting cooked in the oven
 NonUniqueGuy: A spot reserved just for James
 niccus: this looks like a documentary that's about to have timestamps to the minute
 Fanklok: How many times does James get hit in the junk?
 Lord_Hosk: That spot is reserved for James
 jarnatan: RIP James, we shall never see his like again
 RockPusher: bukkit
 ElementalAlchemist: I hope no one hits the tripod immediately next to James
  TXC2: to those who are about to be wetted, we salute thee
 PresidentScr00b: To the Window!  ... to the parking lot?
 baltimore_667083: @Fanklok yes
 AugmentingPath: Anubis169 belgian angle?
  TXC2: o7
 EJGRgunner: I'm not sure sunglasses counts as eye protection
 ZweiVinter: Dear God
 RevolverRossalot: James has been deployed
 Grevas13: james please don't die
 EOstby: Simic Slaw?
 Sunidesus: I spy a tripod leg, I'm hoping that's for video goofs later
 stippledotter: This must look amazing to the neighbors
 TheWriterAleph: for our chum james
 Y2A_Alkis: I hope James is wearing a cup.
   Anubis169: AugmentingPath: LOL
 SoaringDragon42: oh, that's gonna hurt?
Ralph Tiff: for less than the cost of your daily booster, you can save a Wheeler too
wildoneizzy: :hydrate:
  Jon Grayson: water balloon time!
WiseGuy57: james ded
Some kind of Garf: Reserved James
 beastman309: Get him!
 zeraxilim: He might want to take off the glasses...
 beowuuf: james also can't see chat nor the internet, probably the happiest he has been 
  mtvcdm: These are gonna hurt
 insanecat6mtg: I'm here in time to see James pelted by water balloons! 
 margieargie: Laying on a parking lot in July is a brave act
 HedWund: should have laid a towel or something between him and the ground, he'll feel the impact
 Dog_of_Myth: Nerf or Nothing
 DahudLefthanded: That tripod is worryingly close to the splash zone
 ElementalAlchemist: Graham trying to save the tripod there
 PTElder: Legit akin to the shots Dropout did for their escape room episode of Game Changer.
 ArrestedHouse: space reserved for james
 RandomTrivia: I'm glad they managed to get a reserved parking space for this
 wastetalent: right in the nuts
 Gascitygaming: first one to nut him gets a dollar
 sporkraptor: y'all didn't put them in the freezer right???
 korvys: What's the weather like right now in Victoria?
 KaleidoscopeMind: are they... reusable?
 jacqui_lantern234: AIM FOR THE JUNK
 niccus: it's so nice to finally find out what a spot is reserved for
 beowuuf: @Anubis169 i didn't think about that, but yeah...
 RandomTrivia: NAILED IT
 RockPusher: perfect!
 teddywhosabear: oh NO
 SnackPak_: 
 AugmentingPath: nice
  TXC2: LETS GO!
 Redbassist: 
 ExachixKitsune: inb4 camera death
 adept_nekomancer: Direct hit!
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 danisaur3: bullseye!
 RoeDent89: Nailed it!
 filthwizard_1985: No need for tarp outdoors
 DaSunao:  
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 JadedCynic: "Pilot to Bombadier! Pilot to Bombadier!"
 WardsarTheWriter: Direct hit!
  Foxmar320: Nailed it
 jarnatan: Bullseye
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 quton: oof
  mtvcdm: Direct hit!
 MehallD: great start
 powerflapjack: AIM FOR CENTER MASS
 NimrodXIV: 1 point
 RandomTrivia: 
 brieandbacon: Got his ass!
 Grevas13: legend
 teddywhosabear: those do not break
 bytecaster: Critical hit
 Krektogar: good shot!
 aitsu100: perfect shot G
 incredulouspasserby: It begins.
 public_key_reveal_party: regret achieved
 WowoT: are they reuseable?
 BlueFingers5: just like the first video
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 Melfina__: 
 Astramentha:    
 SytYoshi: Isn't that the point?
 GreyOrb: 1 out of 1
 krfsm: as is tradition
 beowuuf: 
 Nigouki: DId your boss ever balloon you at work?
  Sarah_Serinde: See chat, you earned this, you got us here 
 ArrestedHouse: 
 ButButTheJesus: is he wearing a cup
 GreyOrb: 2 out of 2
 NimrodXIV: 2 for 2
 sporkraptor: CUP
  mtvcdm: Good aim!
 drfox17: Lolol
 Decem_Lampas: big loser piss piss baby
 kaziel0: Good idea having your knee up.
 TehAmelie: i'm assuming the water will evaporate within 20 minutes
 Fluffy776: I'd cover for sure
 Easilycrazyhat: Cover the bits
 Cunobelenos: ow
 jarnatan: Oh yeah nobody will be able to tell if James pisses himself
 SymphonySolstice: 
 margieargie: Going for the knees
 ImmortalLen: Should have worn the cup
 Sunidesus: I hope he has dry clothes somewhere
 RandomTrivia: Big Poo Poo Loser Baby, I think was the full term? 
 RockPusher: 
 GreyOrb: 3 for 3
 7gorobei: protect the family jewels
 EricTheOrange: james shoulda worn a cup
 ElementalAlchemist: "ow" has been called
 Mr_Horrible: get this man a cup
 RoeDent89: You sure shimmying to your left was a good idea?
  TXC2: right on the shin
 marmalade_pen: the bits the bits
 BusTed: Found the gap in the jeans
 ContingentCat: lol protect the future generation 
 ElementalAlchemist: and a miss!
 GreyOrb: 3 for 4
 RandomTrivia: Too much spin
 jacqui_lantern234: James should be wearing a groin cup
 incredulouspasserby: A week ago they recommended a cup. That would've been good.
 RoeDent89: Swing and a miss
 DaSunao: 
  TXC2: swing and a miss
 sporkraptor: gravity is doing a lot of the work here
 L0rdX33n: ben out for blood
 jarnatan: James' bits in public
 WardsarTheWriter: Streak broken.
 beowuuf: this is exactly the scene in robocop
   Anubis169: overhead is best
   Anubis169: 
 sporkraptor: serge off by one?
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/TangibleClearJayPicoMause-ghQ-HfyxugDfd0a5
 brieandbacon: On the noggin
 RandomTrivia: HOLY SHIT
 GreyOrb: 3/5
  amative1: Serge is gonna be OffByOne parking spot
 RevolverRossalot: No shame on fortifying the engine room
 Nigouki: hahaha
 RandomTrivia: THE HEADSHOT
 drfox17: Imagine if they had a tarp
 RockPusher: hahahahahahaaha
 margieargie: Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades... and water balloons I guess
 Jigokuro: The Nicest Guy To Ever Strip Lock You
  mtvcdm: NO DODGING
 SnackPak_: wooooow
 Cunobelenos:   
 bjergmann101: Surge with the full power
 beowuuf: 
 Makhiel: hope we get a nice James-shaped outline at the end
 Easilycrazyhat: Serge whipped that one XD
 Fanklok: Aim for the head or the "head"
 Dog_of_Myth: James dodged
 quton: hahaha
 DeM0nFiRe: lmao
 kalira77: serge says "hey buddy" and all i hear is Snerge
 jacqui_lantern234: YOU DODGED >:(
  Foxmar320: Serge going for the face wow
 Fluffy776: Helmet, safety glasses, cup, a will
 ElementalAlchemist: Serge pls
 IsaTheEngie: the schmoovement!
  TXC2: Damn Serge 
 IanAllenBird: kjnuikjn
 excalgold: why is Serge's 'Hey Buddy' so sinister sounding in this situation?
 incslayer: 
 RoeDent89: Yes!
 Saintnex: COWARD 
ghyllnox: SNERGE!
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 SymphonySolstice: caw
 GoblinMyra: 
 SilverHalcyon: he aimed for the head
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Dodging is against the rules.
 Statist42: what makes these “better than balloons”?
 niccus: serge is really rising the leaderboard
 RandomTrivia: D'awwww
 Nigouki: ahahaha
  Foxmar320: LOL
 margieargie: Well
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Just gonna lie there and take it?
 Dog_of_Myth: Awwwww
 danisaur3: hot
 sporkraptor: um
 ElementalAlchemist: whiff
  Sarah_Serinde: Uh 
 GreyOrb: 3/6
 powerflapjack: DUDES ROCK
 aitsu100: awwww
 SeismicLawns: uh
 beowuuf: LMAO
 WardsarTheWriter: Hmm....
 azureHaights: Serge aiming for the ear again, it's field hockey all over again
 LittleVesuvius: lol adam
  TXC2: Friendship!
 Easilycrazyhat: XDXD
 EricTheOrange: *TWEEE* penalty james
 jarnatan: Um
 Fluffy776: protect
 NimrodXIV: TOS?
 Mr_Horrible: incredible
 Azralorne: UM
 adept_nekomancer: TOS
 Redbassist:  
 ButButTheJesus: UM
 RandomTrivia: And the shippers rejoiced!
 kaziel0: Awww! :3
 BusTed: get down Mr. James
 Wrexadecimal: 
 AshcopseDryad: hot
 nyoomgoom: lmao
 nessiah_aries: This Parking Lot will henceforth be colloquially know as 'James Turners' Pillory'
 unleashenlightenment:    
 RoeDent89: TOS
Scarbble: hahahaha
 GoblinMyra: the MISS
 Grevas13: i hope everyone else missed now
 wastetalent: get his ass
 iris_of_ether: um
  Foxmar320: Ok this is amazing
 Sibwow: serge hungers for another ear
 niccus: adam?!
 JadedCynic: d'awww 
 L0rdX33n: I’m corrected. Serge out for death
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 SeismicLawns: pretty gay
 jacqui_lantern234: HOLY SHIT THAT LOOKS LEWD
 marawr_arts: 5000
 bakerydragon: those are some good fitting trousers
 CypherRaze: UHHHHH
 SymphonySolstice: friendship
ChaoticObserver: TOS! TOS!
 RockPusher: hahahahaahahahaha
 beowuuf: nelson's thoughts on friendship
 brieandbacon: Just guys being dudes
 ClodiumSoride: @Statist42 they stay in one single, easy-to-find piece after bursting
 GreyOrb: 3/7
Julian_Rogue: Full moon out this morning
 Easilycrazyhat: Y'all need better aim XD
   Anubis169: the protection! it's working!
 darkora: "And they were baloon mates"
 morgoth_bauglyr: ablative adam
 KaleidoscopeMind: literally
 teddywhosabear: the protection is so powerful
 Fluffy776: I've read this fanfic
  TXC2: come on matt!
 Sibwow: adam your phone
  Sarah_Serinde: Literally
 flatluigi: happy pride
 malfnord: I kinda want to know what the neighbors are thinking rn
 RandomTrivia: AO3 is just exploding right nowe
 powerflapjack: dudes rock dudes rock dudes rock
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/BillowingAbstemiousClipzHeyGuys-ohyZJvBnBWLholmO
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
 ButButTheJesus: "oh my god, they WERE gay!"
 Mr_Horrible: Adam just deflecting the balloons
  Foxmar320: Aim for the butt I guess
 kalira77: i thought you DIDN'T want AO3 fics
 jolly6100: aim for legs
 thatguysteve2709: Is Adam helping or smothering
 rin_the_kat: whoa they were roommates
 Therberus: Sooo uuuuh friends?
 RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHAHA MATT
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 L0rdX33n: lol
 Azralorne: They were roommates
 marmalade_pen: now its a hate crime
 beowuuf: 
 LittleVesuvius: LOL
 GreyOrb: 4/8
 kaziel0: Still got James
 Angreed66: booo not enough hits
 WardsarTheWriter: Still getting James
 NimrodXIV: still got James 
 roefizzlebeef: adam was no help at all lmao
Scarbble: serge pls
  Foxmar320: hahahaa
 Azralorne: Oh no
branchini2: hey was there a bloomburrow pre pre release?
 Fluffy776: Oh no
 SnackPak_: still got James 
 Critterbot: So, is this better or worse for James? 
 ArrestedHouse:  󠀀
 IanAllenBird: oh no
 sporkraptor: SERGE IT'S TOO HOT FOR THIS
 margieargie: Oh my
 DigitalSeahorse: ohmy
 Alex_Frostfire: I would personally recommend at least a cushion for his head.
 Spritz_T: oh dear
 Sunidesus: squeesh the James
 Jobot180: Happy pride
 offbeatwitch: LMAO
 ButButTheJesus: UM
 nessiah_aries: Skill issue 
 jacqui_lantern234: JFC SERGE
 Azralorne: This is worse
 aitsu100: oh no
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  Sarah_Serinde: !ppr
  LRRbot: The Bloomburrow PPR will be on Sunday, 21 July at 10am PDT! More info forthcoming.
 abslomdaak42: Absolutely straight
 LittleVesuvius: oh my god hahahaha
 drfox17: MATT
 ContingentCat: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Everyone has the right to take a bite out of their special treat!
 GoblinMyra:   
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 RockPusher: hahahahahahaa
 NonUniqueGuy: Matt throwing balloons at 2 men
 GreyOrb: 5/9
 PharaohBender27: 
 beowuuf: TOS TOS TOS TOS
 Astramentha:   
 jarnatan: Serge you cant do that, you didnt graduate!
 Fluffy776: art!
 SymphonySolstice: 
 RandomTrivia: Beej has seen this anime
Scarbble: @branchini2 tomorrow
 teddywhosabear: spot on
 DaSunao: 
 SnackPak_:   
 Grevas13: beej's face!
  TXC2: BOUNCE !
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Redbassist:  
 ElementalAlchemist: Adam status: still dry
  Juliamon: branchini2 Tomorrow
 Easilycrazyhat: Beej with the bullseye
 Azralorne: Exit exit abort leave
 nyoomgoom: my *goodness*
 RandomTrivia: BULLSEYE!
 KaleidoscopeMind: an interesting... ritual
 Lord_Hosk: Happy pride everyone
 stippledotter: Hope this subathon helps the tarp budget
 KBKarma: The fics just write themselves.
 measureofhope: fwendship!
 Mr_Horrible: Beej with the center-mass, the only professional
 cookiebeard: what a sammie
 SilverHalcyon: 3 "straight" men
ChaoticObserver: Usually you have to pay much more than 6 dollars a month for this
 zeathean: tos?
 RockPusher:   
 nyoomgoom: things are happening
 Scar_Red_Tiger: SErge learning to be a gay
  Simriel: But James getting hit in the nuts is a time honoured tradition, how can he deny us that
  Reach: Ben "Kneecaps" Ulmer
  Reach: I need an adult
wildoneizzy: whelp, this is a thing lol
Some kind of Garf: TOS! TOS! 🤣
WiseGuy57: So do the powerups go away when
 incredulouspasserby: Remember when Serge talked about becoming an gay
 Blip2004: Beej with no mercy
 Fluffy776:   
 Coloneljesus: unironically the straightest thing imaginable
 electric_claire: Serge trying to make amends for his earlier attempted assassination
Julian_Rogue: Why is beej the one with a bullseye?!
  Foxmar320: Kathleen with the pure chaos grin
 Eklinaar: Whew I'm sweating
 sporkraptor: butt
 NimrodXIV: phrasing
 nessiah_aries: Look at this manpile.
 Easilycrazyhat: Consent is important!
 DoodlestheGreat: This is how you propose marraige in certain parts of the Southeastern U.S.
 GreyOrb: 6/10
 ContingentCat: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 RockPusher: thwack!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 DaSunao: 
 RealGamerCow: Whap
 Redbassist: Well done
KinkerbellRose: NAILED IT!~
  mtvcdm: Two in the back!
 GredGredmansson: 
   Anubis169: bahahahaha
 TehAmelie: Beej got them directly in center mass, and he doesn't have 3D vision
ztghostie: they're dialed in now
 EricTheOrange: that's a soaker
  Texan_Reverend: @branchini2 That's tomorrow.
 jarnatan: Right in the wingspan
 steffex2: Suddenly everyone hits 
 RandomTrivia: 
 CrossXhunteR: just got back. what's happening here
 L0rdX33n: Serge is magnetic?
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/BitterTastyGarageGOWSkull-dnIQTvh2OYhWfMta
 GreyOrb: 6/11
 KharadBanar: Continuous. Enthusiastic. Consent.
 Singenmeister: 
 beowuuf: they are so close that when serge gets hurt, james feels it!
 Irsaan: this is the best thing that's ever happened
 brieandbacon: Serge finding the danger of "Yes, and.."
 MaxTurkeyFlaps: Which creature in the gay lexicon was that?
 powerflapjack: lmao, good one wheeler
 Alex_Frostfire: @CrossXhunteR Great question. Next question.
  Juliamon: This after last night's Now Kiss is definitely something
 GreyOrb: 6/12?
 shiny_elva: Tuned in just in time for the waterballooning!
   Anubis169: neck splash!
 GreyOrb: 6/13?
 RandomTrivia: Plenty!
IslandersCaper: ohhh I made it home in time for waterballooning james
 sporkraptor: round 2, GO
 Easilycrazyhat: Is that an Alex silhouette?
 malfnord: @Juliamon I know, right?
 beowuuf: james is just on the floor, each shot regrets some more, he's getting wetter he's sooooaking
 hey_kelvin: one of the stranger bits to tune into out of context
 GreyOrb: 7/14
 Fluffy776: They finished ... protecting
 Mr_Horrible: union-mandated smoke break, G
 WardsarTheWriter: They only love him to a degree.
 nessiah_aries: They ran out of HP.
 Linwey: 'bodyguards'. Sure
 Grevas13: i missed why this was happening, but i think i'm fine just enjoying the moment
 sporkraptor: bodyguards wussed out
 ElementalAlchemist: an important cuppage
 RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHA
  Simriel: The growing pile of Lads XD
 sporkraptor: NELSON
 Gascitygaming: ads are gone dps phase
 RockPusher: hahahahahaha
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha
 Fluffy776: Serge did take two hits
 NimrodXIV: LOL
 GreyOrb: 7/15
 ArrestedHouse: 
   Anubis169: HAHAHAHA
  Foxmar320: wow
 teddywhosabear: lmao
 SnackPak_: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 KaleidoscopeMind: nelly
 Jigokuro: 
 RandomTrivia: The SPECTATORS!
 Sunidesus: what did Nelly hit?
 quton: ahahahahha
 Wolfstrike_NL: NELLY?!
 wastetalent: thanks dad
 50keyz: thepoor window
ghyllnox: They came... and they left
 Easilycrazyhat: Nelly!
 superdude097: 
 WardsarTheWriter: Who did they hit??
 IanAllenBird: is your hand ok
 margieargie: -James- is fine, yes
 SilverHalcyon: oh no
 ButButTheJesus: ANGERY
 DeM0nFiRe: wat
Scarbble: ben PLS
 EricTheOrange: attacking the audiance
  Foxmar320: omg
  TXC2: Grevas13  James made bad choices, Chat delivered
 PharaohBender27: BEN
 RockPusher: 
 RandomTrivia: BEN 
 stippledotter: Friends are a gold shield
 tabbybabbyy: sexual
 aClonedPickle: am window ok
 public_key_reveal_party: collateral
 Sunidesus: how does that help?
  Sarah_Serinde: @Grevas13 This was the third stretch goal after we hit the cap for the subathon 
 jacqui_lantern234: BENJAMIN
 KBKarma: So many fics!
 LittleVesuvius: what is going on hahaha
 powerflapjack: this is just like my road quest fanfiction
 GreyOrb: 7/16
 drfox17: Well played!
 GredGredmansson: oh that was Alex
 Redbassist: Crush his head
   Anubis169: oh jebus
  Foxmar320: Now he cant dodge
 ElementalAlchemist: Hi Paul!
 Fluffy776: This is a weird workplace
 jarnatan: Um James' head is not a watermelon
 TehAmelie: what IS happening
 adept_nekomancer: I'm not sure Ben is helping
  Juliamon: Ben is about to deeply regret this
 jchinnock: put the 2nd bucket in the freezer to make them more refreshing!
 bakerydragon: less support and more that he's stopping him from dodging
Cptasparagus: whos giving birth
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 beowuuf: @Grevas13 james came up with a thing for excess monies sonce the sub was capped... past james writes many cheques future james needs to get pelted with 
 MatzerKat: HR! HR!
 RandomTrivia: Get yourself friends that will protect you like this 
 Leonhart321: This went in a direction
 ArcticAtlantic: i love the reveal when they come to the window
 7gorobei: this usually goes on onlyfans
 marawr_arts: 10000
 Mr_Horrible: the double-barreled Paul
 ArrestedHouse: same place
 GreyOrb: 7/18
 Pywodwagon: good grouping
 RandomTrivia: Consistency
 sporkraptor: consistent!
 WardsarTheWriter: Consistent aim.
 Viewers_Like_You: I mean, consistent!
 RoeDent89: Is this officially the weirdest thing LRR have done?
 GredGredmansson:  
 RockPusher: consistent placement
 YeomanAres: Lrr might need hrr
 Jigokuro: Hi precision, low accuracy
  Graham_LRR: thanks @marawr_arts
 incslayer: very consistent
   Anubis169: good grouping 
 TotallyNotaBeholder: Good Grouping
  TXC2: marawr_arts  
 wastetalent: 10 points for consistency
 ElementalAlchemist: high precision, low accuracy
 Krektogar: good grouping Paul
 KaleidoscopeMind: good precision, low accuracy
 CrossXhunteR: lightning struck the same spot twice
 EricTheOrange: good consistancy
 nessiah_aries: Lotsa Splash damage.
 sporkraptor: good targeting, bad aim? XD
 RocknGrohlNerd: Comedy gold, right there
 PMAvers: "Hey, so, I put some of these water balloons in the freezer..."
 DaSunao: Precision, but aim was off
 Scar_Red_Tiger: HIgh  accuracyy, llow precision
 beowuuf: @marawr_arts  
 Grevas13: james hubris makes perfect sense.  that's on brand
 jarnatan: Bad yeet, great kobe
 GreyOrb: 7/19?
 drfox17: The bologna callback
 ArrestedHouse: 
 RockPusher:  
  Sarah_Serinde: We are preposterously close to 1M bits for this subathon, chat you're ridiculous 
 RandomTrivia: The arm shot!
 Leonhart321: This is terrible aim
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 WardsarTheWriter: ouch
InkyGhoast: oof
 GreyOrb: 8/20?
 public_key_reveal_party: instant karma
 sporkraptor: ben winged ben!
  mtvcdm: The Cursed Scorecard now reads 27 over par. Next stroke at 7860.
 PharaohBender27: 1500
 LittleVesuvius: looks like they're aiming for ben
 EricTheOrange: he's hit
Timlin 22: comedy
WiseGuy57: they need an HR rep
 beowuuf: @RoeDent89 eh, watermelon or cat anus of hornholing feels weirder?
 NazTMann: What in the world did I come back to? 
 jacqui_lantern234: HOLY FUCK
 TehAmelie: that specific spot on the pavement must have sinned in a previous life
 RandomTrivia: Nice one Heather
 Sunidesus: nice shot Heather!
 GreyOrb: 9/21
 sporkraptor: appendix shot!
 Mr_Horrible: ON DA GWEEN
 WardsarTheWriter: That was... a display.
 Redbassist: Nice on Heather
  mtvcdm: Good shot
 excalgold: Waterbaloon centaur
InkyGhoast: nice on
 Mollylele: @NazTMann technically this is our prize
 RandomTrivia: ON TARGET!
 GreyOrb: 10/22
 sporkraptor: kneeshot!
 TheAinMAP: How hard is the wind blowing?
  TXC2: bullseye
 CoemgenTaillear: had to think about james telling his dad's friends about what his job is while golfing haha
 marmalade_pen: we earned this
 GredGredmansson: RIGHT on the knee
 sporkraptor: James used to be a comedian, then he took a water balloon to the knee
 morgoth_bauglyr: We Payed For This
 jarnatan: Dickysplash
 ArrestedHouse:  󠀀
 RockPusher: hahahahahahaha
 ElementalAlchemist: The revenge shot!
 RoeDent89: YES!
   Anubis169: HAHAHAHAHA
 WardsarTheWriter: Hahahahah
 Sunidesus: HA!
  Foxmar320: 
 margieargie: Revenge!
 NimrodXIV: LOL
 Wrexadecimal: o:
 IanAllenBird: kjhuikju
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 jacqui_lantern234: AHAHAHAHHA
  mtvcdm: WOW
 PharaohBender27: 
  TXC2: REVENGE !
 adept_nekomancer: The return shot!
 GreyOrb: 9/23
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 quton: 
 Grevas13: nice
 bakerydragon: REVENGE
 nessiah_aries: I used to be a content creator like you, but then I took a water balloon to the knee.
 RandomTrivia: Them's the rules!
 DigitalSeahorse:   
   Anubis169: Return fire!
 bytecaster: Retaliation
 ArcticAtlantic: hahahahahaha
 CypherRaze: LMFAO
 nyoomgoom: wowie zowie
 jarnatan: James used Counter!
 insanecat6mtg: Return fire!
 marmalade_pen: james specced in counter attack!!
 EricTheOrange: hr's returning fire
  TXC2: new celling egg
 measureofhope: New ceiling egg?
 bakerydragon: I had this on second monitor but I can't look away
KinkerbellRose: James is a ninja!
 jibkat: 
 KBKarma: Go for the king, you better not miss.
 RocknGrohlNerd: Gib james some, just to make it spicy
 GreyOrb: 10/24
 TheAinMAP: 
 WardsarTheWriter: That's a lil personal, Kathleen.
 beowuuf: 1500 1M bits you say?
 GoblinMyra: im lovin this
Cptasparagus: @EricTheOrange I thoguht Beej was HR
 NekomimiNinja: hydrated, on his back...
 KharadBanar: StrongWet answers your emails
 RoeDent89: "Several"
 sporkraptor: it's like the Ian hole corn toss
 Mollylele: knees up feels like cheating
 GreyOrb: 11/25
 RandomTrivia: NICE SHOT
 RockPusher: gottem
 SnackPak_: 
 MaxTurkeyFlaps: @measureofhope Wallballoon is fun to say out loud
 beowuuf: 
 abslomdaak42: Nice one
 Grevas13: matt going for blood
 adept_nekomancer: Matt showing no mercy
 sporkraptor: except... not ian or corn or hole?
 RandomTrivia: On target!
 GredGredmansson: DIRECT HIT
 quton: oof that was a nice one
InkyGhoast: splat!
 kalira77: Matt is wetting the dries
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/FinePlayfulCheesecakeSMOrc-X-qWEiVFpt4X_GIp
 GreyOrb: 12/26
  Jon Grayson: oh! head shot
Some kind of Garf: I think James is the closest to an HR rep
WiseGuy57: man, canadian labor laws are wild
 Gekyouryuu: @MaxTurkeyFlaps walloon
 aClonedPickle: inner thigh shot!
 RoeDent89: Leaking even more now
 NimrodXIV: gottem
 beowuuf: 
 TehAmelie: hehe, wet butt
 sporkraptor: UNDERTHIGH
ghyllnox: Thwap!
  mtvcdm: Aim is improving
 RandomTrivia: Everyone is dialling in the targeting!
 marmalade_pen: haha james pants are wet
 jarnatan: Get wet with James
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 SnackPak_: Molly is right
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 Singenmeister: 21 years later and people are still trying to hit James in the nuts.
 KaleidoscopeMind: lol
 GreyOrb: knees down balls up
 nessiah_aries: Moist/Wet/Soaked James.
 randombillfolds: The enemy's gate is down.
 ShifuDaxiongmao: mind the wet spot 
 RandomTrivia: WOW
 RockPusher: hahahaha
 ElementalAlchemist: Caught it!
 Spritz_T: nice catch
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 jacqui_lantern234: WOW
 GreyOrb: 13/27
 ArrestedHouse:   
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Always listen to Molly.
InkyGhoast: wheeler!
  Foxmar320: Nice catch
 ButButTheJesus: NO
 Mr_Horrible: 2500 I gotta head out, have the rest of my bits on the Road To One Milly
  TXC2: lwed
 sporkraptor: CREAMPIE
 iris_of_ether: https://clips.twitch.tv/EagerTrappedPenguinMcaT-svp_ruAlK8WfhKwW
 panhead096: Now open up lol
 WardsarTheWriter: Intercepted!
 beowuuf: trench run successful
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 sporkraptor: just giving up
 KharadBanar: REF! That was hands!"
 GreyOrb: 14/28
   Anubis169: bely slap
 Jigokuro: right on the belly
 RockPusher: meaty slaps
 SnackPak_: 
 RandomTrivia: Chat - we did this. This absurdity is our fault.
 TimIAm: Imagine describing this day at work to someone
 RandomTrivia: Good job everyone
 GredGredmansson: dead center
 SpacePotato01: are they getting better?
 ElementalAlchemist: Still a few
 KBKarma: I'm sure James is feeling nice, since it's apparently quite warm over there.
  mtvcdm: A Few
 micalovits: A bout a few
 GreyOrb: 14/29
 nessiah_aries: Is this the opposite of a dunk tank?
 incslayer: @RandomTrivia fault? i think you mean reward
 ProcyonFlynn: Still better than the tennis balls
 DaSunao: 
 RoeDent89: You bought them James!
 Mewr11: white shirt was a bold choice on James's part
 beowuuf: @RandomTrivia #blameTHankChat?
 TheWanderingNomad: "A Few"\
 RandomTrivia: WOW BEn
 NimrodXIV: *secretly refilling*
 ArrestedHouse: 
ghyllnox: A few!
 LittleVesuvius: how many is a few from Heather's perspective?
  Foxmar320: YES
 Gekyouryuu: 1 per sub
 IanAllenBird: ijui9okju
 ShifuDaxiongmao: I hope they're just filling more 
 teddywhosabear: it'll be these small ones, and then the last one is a surprise massive one
 RandomTrivia: 
 RockPusher: ahahahahahaha
 TheWooglie: smooth
 PharaohBender27: 
 GreyOrb: 14/30
  Foxmar320: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 superdude097: 
 incslayer: hahahahaa
 jarnatan: This kills the James
   Anubis169: misfire!
 margieargie: Always a few, like how fusion power is always 30-50 years away
 Sunidesus: welp
 jacqui_lantern234: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 WardsarTheWriter: Whoops...
  TXC2: 
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 50keyz: BEN!
 CrossXhunteR: perfect
 Redbassist:  
 MrSarkhan: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 GoblinMyra: this is the content i live for
 morgoth_bauglyr: womp womp womp
 RandomTrivia: SPECTACULAR
 themercenary1987: LOLOLO
 kaziel0: A for Effort, Ben
 AnimeKitty: LAMO
 SilverHalcyon: I saw that coming
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 enbyKriss: whiff!
 LittleVesuvius: lmaooooo
 pyronils80: 10/10
 GredGredmansson: well done
 sporkraptor: I am *crylaughing*
 Easilycrazyhat: whelp
 KBKarma: Needs more tension.
 MorganteMaggiore: comedy
 excalgold: oh gosh i just choked laughing
 DaSunao: Clown town
 beowuuf: 
 offbeatwitch: lmfao
 GreyOrb: 14/31
 RockPusher:  
 EOstby: Idea: good. Execution: poor.
 Leonhart321: One Job Ben
 TheWanderingNomad: Where did Ben even get that?
WiseGuy57: apparently
WolfSoldier: They should turn the hose back on him while his bodyguards was on him
wildoneizzy: Matt has good aim
  Jon Grayson: it puts its knees down or else it gets the hose again
Timlin 22: Don't you love having summer fun with friends and work colleagues
  Reach: NOICE
 RevolverRossalot: COOL TECHNOLOGY! (arf)
 PMAvers: Cori shows up with the crossbow
 SoaringDragon42: I am crying I'm laughing so hard
 GreyOrb: 14/33
 L0rdX33n: Princess Auto
 CrossXhunteR: split the goalposts
 KBKarma: One didn't explode!
 themercenary1987: 4 left
 aClonedPickle: get his ass cameron
 CrossXhunteR: hey, it's cam
 Singenmeister: @thewanderingnomad The prop closet is bottomless
Graved: James strikes back!
 Mollylele:   
 Gascitygaming: https://clips.twitch.tv/SlipperyRealAppleGingerPower-zNeRHgC9d4sTU9t_
 GreyOrb: 14/34
 beowuuf: xcom short, 99% chance
 GreyOrb: 15/35
 jarnatan: Gotta say, I would not do for my job what James is willing to do for his
 jacqui_lantern234: GOTTEM
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 DeM0nFiRe: haha
 ArrestedHouse: right on the buzzer
 betweenmyself: Cam hits knee on window sill, explodes
  TXC2: on the nip!
 sporkraptor: CAMERON
  Foxmar320: Nice shot
 GoblinMyra: niccceeee
  mtvcdm: 2 left make em count
 MaxTurkeyFlaps: Is this parking lot visible from the street?  If so, I wish we could see the passers by
 PresidentScr00b: So after they run out of balloons, do they throw the chum bucket?
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/FuriousSuspiciousTrollBigBrother-sO3XOxk_NGakffKZ
 WardsarTheWriter: Cam renouncing pacifism.
 beowuuf: got himself and james in the heart
 SnackPak_: gettem G
 vinewood_og: Center mass. Nice job, guardian!
 Fluffy776: Miss 100% of the shots you don't take! Good shot, Commander!
 GredGredmansson: !findquote defib
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 RoeDent89: Fill it with something
 marmalade_pen: can james biff himself?
   Anubis169: don't throw the bucket
 pipshardfour: Fill it with "something"
 RandomTrivia: You've got this, Graham! Score us a bullseye for the big finish!
 jarnatan: Fill it with... something?
 NimrodXIV: "fill it with something"?
 Mollylele: full spread eagle, James, come on
 Fanklok: Replace it with a tennis ball
 GreyOrb: 15/35.5
 PMAvers: Fill a balloon with Sprite
 EOstby: "in the bucket", eh?
 PresidentScr00b: As is tradition?
 BrokenGolem: and now, the hose
 Leonhart321: In the bucket you say?
WolfSoldier: Wrongful use of a sling shot
TH. ESP: Did James think to wear a cup this time?
wildoneizzy: nope
  Simriel: I'm starting to think James should just Always Wear a Cup
  Foxmar320: I figured G was siming
 ElementalAlchemist: oooooooh
 RandomTrivia:     
 ShifuDaxiongmao: quote? 
 nessiah_aries: As a true friend would.
 jarnatan: Fill it with fake blood
 teddywhosabear: WOOF
 WardsarTheWriter: Sterilization
 jacqui_lantern234: GOTTEM
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 DeM0nFiRe: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 GoblinMyra: so closeee
  TXC2: GET IN!
 SquidVorb: Ballseye
 Spritz_T: there we go
 CrossXhunteR: right on target
 PharaohBender27: 
 Critterbot: I mean...
  Foxmar320: YESSSSSS
 RandomTrivia: ALEX YES
 GreyOrb: Final count 16 out of 37
 public_key_reveal_party: 
 ArrestedHouse: 
  mtvcdm: That was CLOSE
 themercenary1987: YYEEEEESSSSSSSS
 rin_the_kat: nice!
 marmalade_pen: !!
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Fluffy776:   
 SnackPak_:     
 quton: hahaha
 TehAmelie: surprise!
 Sunidesus: YES!
  Sarah_Serinde: THERE it is
 abslomdaak42: 
 beowuuf: perfect shot!
 GoblinMyra: HASHAHHAHA
 NimrodXIV: 
 shiny_elva: "What's the worst that can happen" That
 MrSarkhan:    
 baltimore_667083: WOW
 MorganteMaggiore: "bullseye"
 Astramentha:    
 morgoth_bauglyr:      
 darkora: 
 spethycakes: 
 ButButTheJesus: HA
 jarnatan: High tide!
 GredGredmansson: !findquote aim
  LRRbot: Quote #799: "Your aim is true, *** bird." —Graham [2015-10-07]
InkyGhoast: Alex!
   Anubis169: HAHAHHAHAHHA
 CypherRaze: YESSSSSSS
 IanAllenBird:   
ghyllnox: Perfection!
 thedepthandbreadthofseth: yep!
  Sarah_Serinde: I was waiting for that one 
 beowuuf: LMAO
  TXC2: there it is
 Saintnex: That counts!
 Wrexadecimal: lmaooo
 JadedCynic: 
 50keyz: 
 DaSunao:    
 adept_nekomancer: High tide!
 RockPusher:    
 vinewood_og: Careful what you ask?
 jolly6100: 
  Juliamon: These things have remarkably low ratings on Amazon.
 nfwise: goal
 superdude097: Highlight reel!
 lightfut: Bucket!
 Lamebert1415:   
 Redbassist: Comedy bucket!
 badpandabear:  
 AnimeKitty:   
 aitsu100: nice Alex
 powerflapjack: should've been Adam saying "HIGH TIDE!
 laikagoat:   
 iris_of_ether:    
 sporkraptor: ALEX 15/10 PERFECTION
 Mollylele: 
 bakerydragon: Who wants to play High TIde?!
 ElementalAlchemist: gg Alex
 public_key_reveal_party: everyone who wasn't james saw that coming
 DaSunao:   
ladiesloveloki: STEEE-RIKE!!!!
DudelidouX is gifting 10 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 10 in the channel!
DudelidouX gifted a Tier 1 sub to ScR3w_Lo0s3!
DudelidouX gifted a Tier 1 sub to teconstantin!
DudelidouX gifted a Tier 1 sub to iangmorris!
DudelidouX gifted a Tier 1 sub to Skaskull!
DudelidouX gifted a Tier 1 sub to Shakari_!
DudelidouX gifted a Tier 1 sub to adumhhh!
DudelidouX gifted a Tier 1 sub to mediumgargadon!
DudelidouX gifted a Tier 1 sub to DangerDiabolik!
DudelidouX gifted a Tier 1 sub to Ilaian!
DudelidouX gifted a Tier 1 sub to KamikaziManiac!
 HedWund: thank you alex
  Sarah_Serinde: Alex just lurking in the background all this time
 Grevas13: alex loves us and wants us to be ahppy
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, DudelidouX! Welcome to ScR3w_Lo0s3, teconstantin, iangmorris, Skaskull, Shakari_, DangerDiabolik, Ilaian, KamikaziManiac, adumhhh, and mediumgargadon! (Today's storm count: 734)
 TheAinMAP: Oh bucket
 cmdrud87: that, probably
 Fluffy776: The bucket of damaclease strikes again!
 CanPlayGames: 150 Nut Shot
 SymphonySolstice: o7
 phoenixfeather14:  
  TXC2: AH SONOFABITCH
 xantos69: 50 Bits for James soaking.
 gluonquark: Gram has been aiming for his dick sinse lrr started
 Dread_Pirate_Westley:  
 DaSunao:    
 iris_of_ether: https://clips.twitch.tv/ExpensiveSuperWalrusDeIlluminati-aVw0Cs3G6QTgHyjf
 Geldaran: the Bucket returns!
 GreyOrb: 16 for 37.
 kalira77: beautifully played, Alex
 Zulghinlour: That was amazing
 beowuuf: alex was the traitor!
 sporkraptor: we have no more water
 Nigouki: Move to cleanup step?
 GredGredmansson: ah, sonofa bitch
 nessiah_aries: This kills the James.
 RockPusher:   
 SoaringDragon42: I love you Alex. So so much
 RoeDent89: The bucket
 Kirserella:   
 petey_vonwho: Just water boards James at the end
 jolly6100: get the hoes
 KaleidoscopeMind: now give him the mini golf score card
 TehAmelie: now we'll die of drought
 thedepthandbreadthofseth: quick, now someone havve him fall off a cliff?
 nyoomgoom: that was all the water in the entire island
 PresidentScr00b: Next throw coffee, then soda...
 excalgold: 
 ImmortalLen: https://clips.twitch.tv/VainDullLeopardTwitchRPG-bY8fa_ZgJ1fKn6HS
 KBKarma: Alex just walking off cackling. 10/10, no notes.
  mtvcdm: You've got more water, you live in a harbor town
 soulessgamer: Have we hit the cap?
  Sarah_Serinde: Good work James thank you
 iangmorris: @DudelidouX Thanks for the gift sub!
ghyllnox: Wet tshirt!
   Anubis169: James has been endampened
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 Mollylele:   
 Skaskull: @DudelidouX Thanks for the gift sub!
 beowuuf: 
 superdude097: At least these "Better than Balloons" will be easier to clean up
 bytecaster: A quick break while be "dry the James" no euphemism
  mtvcdm: You can dump him in the Strait of Juan de Fuca
Graved: All wonderful people and James
 PharaohBender27: 
 WardsarTheWriter: Does James have to pick up after being the one hit? Poor guy...
   Anubis169: 
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/SlickStrangeGalagoShazBotstix-RervNHVjaosIQPVM
  TXC2: wonderful, thank you for making that happen chat 
  TXC2: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
 Gascitygaming: https://clips.twitch.tv/PuzzledMushyOysterAsianGlow-oiBcSpkwH5NUTLuj
 bakerydragon: hello
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/ClearAnnoyingQueleaBigBrother-lBi2mbH1vwogrcbh
 NimrodXIV:   
 powerflapjack: "we'll be back once we towel off our James"
 sporkraptor: more pupy cam?
 spethycakes:  for James being a good sport
 ShifuDaxiongmao: More pet pictures!
 RandomTrivia:     Absolutely incredible, worth every penny
 Saintnex: Heres hoping James has a change of dry clothes lol
 BrainBetter: All caps have been hit. No notes.
 Krektogar: that was greatt, thank you everyone who made that happen!
 RockPusher: support well placed 
 Dog_of_Myth: Sooo worth it
 PigmyWurm: my question is how visible their parkinglot is to their neighbors
 aitsu100: resume the pet showing
 nyoomgoom: that was beautiful
TH. ESP: Truly proving that old adage- always forward. never learning
  Jon Grayson: 1000 points to Graham
Timlin 22: 1 billion points to Grahamidor
TH. ESP: now make him clean up all the broken balloons
 bakerydragon: imgur time again
  TXC2: back to animal pictures time
 nessiah_aries: Sooo who got he most points?
 GreyOrb: Back to the pet parade
 DNAli3n: at least they seem way easier to clean up than actual water balloons
 stippledotter: Dang, now he has to get hit with dilly bars
 thedepthandbreadthofseth: was this a stretch goal or something?
 RandomTrivia: 
   Anubis169: awwwwww
 ExachixKitsune: A friend!
 bytecaster: We are back on dog cam!
 NotCainNorAbel: puppy
 Dog_of_Myth: Doggo
 Gascitygaming: 1 mil bits remains!
 RandomTrivia: SHE'S SO GOOD
 ShifuDaxiongmao: awww
 shiny_elva: Dog dog dog dog 💜
 sporkraptor: more pupy cam!!
 Redbassist: Tiny june
 marmalade_pen: juneberry!
  TXC2: thedepthandbreadthofseth  yeap
 WowoT: could we have a LRR does JackA** ??
Graved: 
 enbyKriss: Puppy!
 EricTheOrange: I think molly should be VIP. to stand out, cuz ya know were all subbed
 red_shoes_jeff: 
 KaleidoscopeMind: time for more wheeler photos
 beowuuf:  
 kalira77: is the puppy in a bucket?
 thedepthandbreadthofseth: hello, I love you puppy
 Krektogar: @thedepthandbreadthofseth indeed, the last stretch goal
 whitebadgerwolf88:     
  mtvcdm: With 32 minutes to go, Cursed Scorecard Update: 27 over par, next stroke added at 7860 sub units (34 away).
 Grevas13: i have questions about how those feel to get hit with.  they remained findable after bursting, so i'm intrigued.
 HedWund: 
 Pheonix888: 432
RandomTrivia gifted a Tier 1 sub to Graved! They have given 99 Gift Subs in the channel!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Graved! (Today's storm count: 735)
 spethycakes: 
 flatluigi: https://i.imgur.com/G6qOMCF.png
 niccus: here's what the pods look like incubating https://blasterhub.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/20240207_154120-scaled.jpg
 RandomTrivia: Missing arrow spotted and replaced
 HedWund: 
ladiesloveloki subscribed with Prime.
 Ormmannen: Try to explain to your family that it part of your job to get hit in the balls James
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, ladiesloveloki! (Today's storm count: 736)
 RandomTrivia: @flatluigi Amazing
 Viewers_Like_You: Oh, that's a fun layout phenomenon
 bakerydragon: Cheeks got a workout from smiling and laughing so much
 jarnatan: Those waterballoons looked less like waterballoons and more like fart cushions
 HedWund: 
 Gascitygaming: numbers too big and overrunning lol
wildoneizzy: wet t shirt contest of 1. Congrats James! 😂
  Juliamon: They basically are whoopie cushions, yeah
 HedWund: 
 RandomTrivia: SCREEE
 Ritaspirithntr: hope someone clipped James’ return fire.
 NotCainNorAbel: kitty
 NekomimiNinja: meow
 moscatete: i wasnt on time for that how did the pork turn out?
 Redbassist: Catte!
 nessiah_aries: MWEH!
 IanAllenBird: aaa
 Gascitygaming: I can hear that picture
  Juliamon: a bingus!!
 PresidentScr00b: The hell is that?
 kalira77: i love this cat
 Sunidesus: so much upset!
 iris_of_ether:   
 PharaohBender27: @Ritaspirithntr I sure did!
 measureofhope: nakey baby
 CmdrMadMoe: juicy fart cushions jarnatan
 jacqui_lantern234: can someone make a GIF of James getting pelted by Graham?
 Dedwrekka: good kitty
 spethycakes: 
 baltimore_667083: kitty!
 KBKarma: Angy kitty.
 RockPusher: such anger in such a smol
 Viewers_Like_You: angery
 HedWund: 
 brieandbacon: That's not a cat, it's an angry bollock
 iris_of_ether: Love me a sphinx
 KBKarma: Awww!
 eshplode: Too bad my sub didn't come up this week. Guess I should do something else 5000
 roefizzlebeef: kudos to james on wearing a white shirt on a day he knew the odds were decent he'd be pelted with water balloons, that's commitment
 NotCainNorAbel: nose
 JRandomHacker: a friend!
 Redbassist: Eepy
 RockPusher: eeepy
 Ritaspirithntr: @pharaohbender27 beautiful!!
 SnackPak_: she slep
 Graved: 
 jarnatan: @CmdrMadMoe thanks i hate it
 roverandomness: puppy!
 red_shoes_jeff: 
  TXC2: eshplode  
 kalira77: if i hold my kitty up to the screen, will you be able to see her?
 bytecaster: This was delightful!
 TheMerricat: So for anyone wondering the better part of the better than balloons was twofold, apparently they're supposed to be easier to fill up because they come sort of like grapes on a bunch where you attach the hose to a central 'vein' and fill a sheet of them in one go. And secondly there's supposed to be designed to burst such that only one bit is left instead of 'balloon shards" so they're supposed to be easier to clean up.
 KBKarma: I love everyone's pets. I wish I had one and was allowed to have one.
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: 70
 LittleVesuvius: my cat keeps getting up to look whenever i go "kitty"
 ThePixelSavage: @KBKarma 
 RandomTrivia: Alright, NOW has everyone got an arrow?
  Jon Grayson: James is always a good sport
wildoneizzy: demon kitty!
TH. ESP: in every era of LRR- James Turner being pelted with something
 Dedwrekka: Are we firing them?
 jacqui_lantern234: @RandomTrivia i do, but it should be taken from me 
 superdude097: 103 That was fun! The whole Sub-A-Thon was fun!
 Graved: Looking to get that 100 box, Trivia? Thanks for the sub, btw 
 BtEtta: kalira77 Sadly no, but tell them they're good kitty regardless.
 BigDaddyBland87: Alright everyone. Gotta go. This has been fun!
 jacqui_lantern234: CORI
  mtvcdm: Yeah, so due to how the sub read is set up, you're only gonna be able to snipe if you haven't subbed or bitted AT ALL the entire subathon. Otherwise you have until whenever your own name pops up in the sub read.
 SymphonySolstice: majestic
 flatluigi: what a cute cat
 NotCainNorAbel: shrek
 RandomTrivia: @jacqui_lantern234 Only so we can hand it over again, as you deserve
 Mangledpixel: gyahh!
 Redbassist: It's back!
 RandomTrivia: CORI NO
  TXC2: GAZE UPON SHREAK
 Graved: 
 KBKarma: @ThePixelSavage Not allowed any pets because my parents don't want any, and I'm not allowed cats unless a) they're vaccinated, and b) someone else cleans up, and also c) my immunosuppressants have been stabilised.
 Saintnex: @TheMerricat Honestly, it does seem to have worked, so good tech 
 jacqui_lantern234: @RandomTrivia >:(
 brieandbacon: It's all ogre now
 Jigokuro: I feel like that's supposed to be cursed, but the blur is lessening it.
 KBKarma: Adam's pet Wheeler.
 Odissian: Rivendale!
 Gooseblast: 
 IanAllenBird: oh jeez
 NotCainNorAbel: so many Bens
 marmalade_pen: daaw
 adept_nekomancer: Oh no, the infinite Wheeler tunnel
 jarnatan: Infinity mirror!
 BusTed: 
 Dedwrekka: Daww Serge brought pictures of their pet Ben
 TheAinMAP: Recursion
 Redbassist: Recursive Wheeler
 marmalade_pen: child
 tabbybabbyy: so cute
 Redbassist:  
 TehAmelie: wheelers within wheelers
 jumping_point: Doggo!
 roefizzlebeef: 500 in memory of james turner
 TheAinMAP: 
 Snowcookies: is this the Look At This Photograph meme?
 NotCainNorAbel: kitty
 RandomTrivia: Juniper just melts my heart on sight every time
 Graved: 
 NarishmaReborn: void kitty!
 RandomTrivia: FLOOFY
 tabbybabbyy: beebeeeee
 NekomimiNinja: ooh, a handwarmer.
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Thank you for having an infinity of Wheelers. It's great for all of them to be here, and here, and here, and here...
 Mythallian: what is the cutoff time again?
 jarnatan: Look at the plumage on that one
 nyoomgoom: @TheMerricat they seem to also have been more reliable at popping when they're supposed to
 jumping_point: Good kitty!
 RandomTrivia: BABYYYYY
 tabbybabbyy: toe beans!
 NotCainNorAbel: kitty beans
 NekomimiNinja: eepy beans!
 CrossXhunteR: it's eepin
 bytecaster: Can I just say, James is such a good sport
   Anubis169: KITTYYYYYYYY
 RockPusher: beans 
  TXC2: Mythallian  we've hit the cap if that's what you mean
NullColaShip is gifting 4 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 16 in the channel!
ghyllnox: BEBEE
NullColaShip gifted a Tier 1 sub to RatekStormcrow!
NullColaShip gifted a Tier 1 sub to grandmastersson!
NullColaShip gifted a Tier 1 sub to Coinman1863!
NullColaShip gifted a Tier 1 sub to PsioNixs_Ash!
 CypherRaze: beans
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, NullColaShip! Welcome to grandmastersson, RatekStormcrow, Coinman1863, and PsioNixs_Ash! (Today's storm count: 740)
 InfinityToPlanck: 100 100 100 100 100  for all the good pets
  TXC2: NullColaShip  
 KaleidoscopeMind: creechure
 TheAinMAP:  
 Heckhoundbolt: what is the middle statistic? it was not there earlier in the week
 RockPusher:   
 Redbassist: Sock creature
 Dedwrekka: Dogo: "why you do this too me?"
 flatluigi: @Heckhoundbolt we hit all the goals, so it's just total points earned
 Marvoleath: @Heckhoundbolt the sum total of "points" from subs & bits
 ShifuDaxiongmao: 
 RandomTrivia: @Heckhoundbolt That is the total number of minutes (or "points") given over the subathon
  mtvcdm: @Heckhoundbolt Total sub units- subs, bits, tiered subs, etc.
WolfSoldier: Remember the #Blame James episode
  TXC2: owl eye butterflys
 Sunidesus: cool! flutterbys!
 NotCainNorAbel: pretty moths
 Fluffy776: More memes pls 
 Redbassist: What is happening to the counter?
 RoeDent89: @Heckhoundbolt Just "points" I think. All the stretch goals were reached.
 ClodiumSoride: I think the bits are so high they're overflowing the onscreen tracker
 grandmastersson: @NullColaShip Thanks for the gift sub!
 Dedwrekka: Pet Mothras
 TheMerricat: @Heckhoundbolt Total 'points' this subathon. I.E. subs, bits and the 'tiers' with their conversion values.
 leondebowa: oh no only 30 min left
 jarnatan: @Redbassist entropy
 RandomTrivia: B E A N S
 RoeDent89: Toe beans!
 NotCainNorAbel: paw beans
 brieandbacon: BEEEANS!
ghyllnox: Beans!
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: @ClodiumSoride Paul didn't design the bit tracker to handle high 6 figures? Why ever not?
 tabbybabbyy: beans are good
 RockPusher:   
   Anubis169: bomp
 Fluffy776: If I'm not supposed to pet them why are they so soft?!
 Redbassist: Oh totally normal then
 CypherRaze:   
 manadorkpr: woooo
 bakerydragon: so smol
  mtvcdm: Well, I have the scorecard to add stroked to, sits at 27 over par now, next stroke added at 7860.
 RandomTrivia: Is that smol Wheeler?
 NotCainNorAbel: looks like the kids that cut off my ear
   Anubis169: red panda!!!!
Halinn is continuing the Gift Sub they got from InfinityToPlanck!
 RandomTrivia: RED PANDA!
 tabbybabbyy: red panda so cute
 RandomTrivia: 
 bakerydragon: Love red pandas so darn much
 epsilon_vee: some kind of shufflecat
 ladiesloveloki: MASTER SHIFU!!
 TheAinMAP: That was young Serge.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 brieandbacon: I hope that Serge just had that photo on his phone
 flatluigi: there's no stream audio, correc t
 GreyOrb: The ginger racoon
 FarleyF: that dead bubba serge
 tabbybabbyy: pretty
  Jon Grayson: oh God, yes. and the Crapshot where they thought he was dead
   Anubis169: ooo what a beautiful one
 ShifuDaxiongmao: @ladiesloveloki yes?
 Dreamlettuce: Such a great hors.e
 RoeDent89: Futterbly
 insanecat6mtg:   
 Transmuted_Elf: 
 bakerydragon: beautiful! what kind of butterfuly is that?
 Dedwrekka: No fair, red pandas win every time. But they're all still good dogs bront.
 Cinominn: did i miss waterballoons?
  TXC2: flatluigi  right, we're on break
  mtvcdm: The cursed minigolf scorecard will lock, both in score and owner, as soon as the clock hits zero.
 JadedCynic: biig buetufl moth
 PharaohBender27: 
 RandomTrivia:    
  TXC2: Cinominn  sadly yes
 flatluigi: there we go
 Wolfstrike_NL: Hooooo!
 RoeDent89: Hey!
  TXC2: and we're back
 IanAllenBird: 
 jarnatan: @Cinominn You did, they didnt!
 RandomTrivia: 
 Heckhoundbolt:   
 DigitalSeahorse:  
ztghostie: 
 jacqui_lantern234: @GreyOrb what about me? -looks solemnly at the permanent shadow under my eyes-
 Cinominn: damn, ill go back and watch it
  Sarah_Serinde: 
ztghostie: Well he should've wore a cup
 flatluigi: https://i.imgur.com/G6qOMCF.png
 Fluffy776: As is LRR tradition
 stippledotter: @cinominn yes, but we'll have the vod
 LittleVesuvius: wow this stream jumpscared me
 DigitalSeahorse: so close at the end
 beowuuf: james brought this on himself 
 Singenmeister: cheer 52
 GreyOrb: You missed more than half.
 TheWanderingNomad: Wheeler came close
 jacqui_lantern234: JORDYNNES FACE
   Anubis169: lol
 IanAllenBird: kojikoij
 PharaohBender27: 
 RockPusher: 
 Jigokuro: Graham got inner-thigh on the last one.
 Genasi_Gaming: fee of context this is weird
 RandomTrivia:  
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 ShifuDaxiongmao: Adam was the middle man
 jarnatan: "please, please, I was on top of *Adam*" - Serge, 2024
  mtvcdm: Jordynne has a face going
 Transmuted_Elf: what did i miss?
 jacqui_lantern234: JORDYNNES FACE AT THAT COMMENT XD
 NimrodXIV: submit your fanfic to
 flatluigi: https://i.imgur.com/D9QeZGT.jpg
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Redbassist: 
 SolarBlitz1: I've only just come back and I have no context for these words
 flapjacksofwar: Poor James, everyone aiming for the Dilybar
 ContingentCat: When the shipping is more like cargo
 GreyOrb: Layer cake?
 nessiah_aries: Lotsa r34 happening on this day.
 Critterbot: 
  Foxmar320: You almost nailed it Graham. Almost
 CypherRaze: My favorite show is Adam-in-the-Middle
  Texan_Reverend: Chat, we don't ship real people. We don't ship real people.
 TheWanderingNomad: Are we still doing phrasing?
 PresidentScr00b: Graham was gonna hit James, then he got high?
 PharaohBender27: One sec
LadyAtarka subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 79 months!
 LadyAtarka: I love all these goofy goobers.
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, LadyAtarka! (Today's storm count: 741)
 beowuuf: kathleen, you just don#t watch james early morning be mean to his mods using caillou - he deserved the super soaking 
 korvys: Serge took a couple of clean backshots
 jacqui_lantern234: Jordynne's having *A TIME*
 Redbassist: Tell that to them texan
 incslayer: and we are proud of it
 NonUniqueGuy: WE DID IT!
 bytecaster: I take responsibility
 malfnord: Yes we did!
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/FinePlayfulCheesecakeSMOrc-X-qWEiVFpt4X_GIp
 JadedCynic: this was ALL US 
 jacqui_lantern234: CORIANDER YES
 malsareus: And we'd do it again!
 ShifuDaxiongmao: James shot stuck to the wall
 Ritaspirithntr: it’s even more impressive that Adam NEVER got hit!!
 Singenmeister: 52
 RockPusher: worth
 darkora: "they were baloon mates"
   Anubis169: 555555555555555555
 RandomTrivia:   
Cptasparagus: Balloonkake
 drawnbinary: straight man yaoi
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/EagerSplendidLeopardTTours-ShRiqMPt4N_xhz5v
 incslayer: 
  TXC2: Intersella 5555
 randombillfolds: This euphemism train is snowballing out of control.
 DigitalSeahorse: I so eepy
 Odissian: Interstella 5555
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: 
 GreyOrb: You need just a bit more
 LadyAtarka:       
 MatzerKat: IntLRRstella 5555
 jchinnock: call that last segment, The Slowest Enema
 Tochisan7: Daft Punk Interstella 5555
  Sarah_Serinde: 80k bits is still a *lot* of bits
bytecaster is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 5 in the channel!
 Shakari_: @DudelidouX Thanks for the gift sub!
bytecaster gifted a Tier 1 sub to royalpolishcavalry!
bytecaster gifted a Tier 1 sub to hugogol21!
bytecaster gifted a Tier 1 sub to The_Voices!
bytecaster gifted a Tier 1 sub to jasperlion!
bytecaster gifted a Tier 1 sub to pinetreeq!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, bytecaster! Welcome to hugogol21, The_Voices, jasperlion, royalpolishcavalry, and pinetreeq! (Today's storm count: 746)
 pipshardfour: Can I offer you some bits in these trying times
 KaleidoscopeMind: who is in possession of the cursed scorecard?
  TXC2: bytecaster  
  Sarah_Serinde: It's ridiculous that we got this close to 1M bits as it is
  Texan_Reverend: @Redbassist Friends joking around is different from chat doing it.
 Mai_Andra: Straight sluggin' it.  And by "it", haha, well, let's just say my water balloons.
 iris_of_ether: https://clips.twitch.tv/RelatedSleepyTitanNerfBlueBlaster-paQ-w5PLE8PFUJ_B
 nyoomgoom: cool fit james
 JadedCynic: Nice shirt, James 
ExachixKitsune gifted a Tier 1 sub to teamchaos! They have given 35 Gift Subs in the channel!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, teamchaos! (Today's storm count: 747)
 marmalade_pen: hi james
 jumping_point: Hi James!
 TheMerricat: @Sarah_Serinde $8k USD, correct?
  Foxmar320: Nice shirt
TrueNateNemesis subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 26 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, TrueNateNemesis! (Today's storm count: 748)
 beowuuf: please bit responsibly
  Juliamon: It's just eepy
 bakerydragon: Kenji would approve of that tho. 55555
  qrpth: Hi, moist James
 Mollylele: seconded on the good shirt
 abslomdaak42: Those bits though...
  mtvcdm: James, and it's now 27 over par.
 jarnatan: James changed his clothes, why, did something happen 
 LadyAtarka: I did a 5555, that is a great chevo
 abslomdaak42: This, too, was yaoi
 jacqui_lantern234: @TheMerricat 800 usd
  mtvcdm: Oh, Paul's the owner now!
  Sarah_Serinde: @TheMerricat $800, 100 bits is a dollar
 NotCainNorAbel: 500 - thanks for the great show
 beowuuf: @jarnatan clearly pizza sweats
Fire_Summoner subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 43 months!
 Jigokuro: 10000 80 thousand isn't THAT many. Lets get 1mil!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Fire_Summoner! (Today's storm count: 749)
 RandomTrivia:  ROLL IT! 
 RockPusher: you can do it sub scroller!
 TheMerricat: Doh, don't let me near NASA. 
   Anubis169: start the spaceballs intro!
 CrossXhunteR: this is going to be a long roll
  mtvcdm: Paul willingly accepted it, so wow Paul you're bad at minigolf.
  TXC2: Jigokuro  
 RoeDent89: Thanks everyone for a wonderful week!
 beowuuf: o7
 Fluffy776: 🫡Thanks, fellow nerds   
 garunkl:   
 RandomTrivia:    
 Crad0k: horray!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 NimrodXIV: woooo
 xantos69: We did it?
 jacqui_lantern234: BAHAHAHAHAHA
  Foxmar320: Yay!!!
 IanAllenBird: woooo
  TXC2: Good job chat
 Easilycrazyhat: good job team
 iris_of_ether: 
 jarnatan: Bye!
 ElementalAlchemist: Good subathon, everyone!
 Eklinaar:      
 AnimeKitty:   
 KaleidoscopeMind: wooo!
 beowuuf:   
 GreyOrb: Th end.
 SnackPak_: good sub read
 TehAmelie: we did it
 RoeDent89: Everyone go home
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 gibbousm: 
 RandomTrivia: NEW WORLD RECORD!
 PharaohBender27: 
   Anubis169:  
 RockPusher: Loading……
 marmalade_pen: woo!
 TheAinMAP: 
 Th3Hypn0Toad: We did it!
 Graved: Thanks for subscribing: everyone
 Amentur:   
 jarnatan: That's all folks
ghyllnox: \o/
 ButButTheJesus: Ajony!
 public_key_reveal_party:   
 abslomdaak42: Yeeey!
 Saintnex: wooo
 ArrestedHouse: 
 NotCainNorAbel: pauls has kept you here
 teddywhosabear: lmao
 spethycakes:   
 beowuuf: thanks for nothing chat 
  Juliamon: It went so fast we all missed it
 Strebenherz: Gj
 adept_nekomancer: Oh no, it's been overloaded
  Sarah_Serinde:  
 Gascitygaming: this has all been a dream, wake up Matt
 TheWooglie: blame crowdstrike
 TheMerricat: And now chat finds out Paul's true feelings about us. 
 flapjacksofwar:  
 IbunWest: Hello highlight reel
 GreyOrb: Restart the sub-a-thon.
 nfwise:   
trousey627 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 44 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, trousey627! (Today's storm count: 750)
 RockPusher: !paul
 Marvoleath: The truth is you weren't even Live for the whole time!
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: 200
 nessiah_aries: Turns out this is a nightmare and you're all about to wake up in a cold sweat.
  mtvcdm: Cursed Scorecard now is at 28 over par. Next stroke added at 7920 sub units.
 LadyAtarka: I managed to sub twice during this because of the sub timing lol
 KBKarma: Oh, that was Foone!
 Coloneljesus: crowdstrike not cloudstrife
  Foxmar320: Thats correct
flapjacksofwar is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 95 in the channel!
flapjacksofwar gifted a Tier 1 sub to Inept_Hope!
flapjacksofwar gifted a Tier 1 sub to ZafarLink!
flapjacksofwar gifted a Tier 1 sub to brushfire44!
flapjacksofwar gifted a Tier 1 sub to Arimus221!
flapjacksofwar gifted a Tier 1 sub to mtglasalle!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, flapjacksofwar! Welcome to Inept_Hope, ZafarLink, Arimus221, brushfire44, and mtglasalle! (Today's storm count: 755)
 abslomdaak42: Yeah, I saw that on tumblr
  TXC2: flapjacksofwar  
 whitebadgerwolf88:     
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/CorrectSarcasticPlumberNotLikeThis-BqbmoA7hFDvRIRja
Lord_Hosk gifted a Tier 1 sub to clowdstrike! They have given 6 Gift Subs in the channel!
 Amentur: Ther Berlin airport was knocked out
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, clowdstrike! (Today's storm count: 756)
 Gascitygaming: none of my 3 pcs were affected
 ladiesloveloki: 1000
 ThorSokar: The SouthWest meme from that was FANTASTIC
 RockPusher: !paullove
  LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
  Sarah_Serinde: Chat you're incredible
 Gascitygaming: my work however....
TheAntiEnemy is paying forward the Gift they got from RockPusher to the community!
TheAntiEnemy is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 6 in the channel!
TheAntiEnemy gifted a Tier 1 sub to Kitmat!
TheAntiEnemy gifted a Tier 1 sub to childofbright!
TheAntiEnemy gifted a Tier 1 sub to Lady_Meh!
TheAntiEnemy gifted a Tier 1 sub to Mallak22!
TheAntiEnemy gifted a Tier 1 sub to Zertbirt!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, TheAntiEnemy! Welcome to Lady_Meh, Mallak22, Kitmat, childofbright, and Zertbirt! (Today's storm count: 761)
  Texan_Reverend: The memes have been excellent. The effects on hospitals and such, not so much.
  TXC2: TheAntiEnemy  
 KBKarma: @abslomdaak42 Foone was somewhat bemused that everyone on Mastodon kept explaining no, it was *CloudStrike*.
 jacqui_lantern234: @Sarah_Serinde AND U TOO 
 ShifuDaxiongmao: Imagine the person in future job interviews.. "So tell me about a time you caused a problem and how you resolved it"
 PMAvers: We got sent home early that morning from work, turns out it *was* due to that.
 GreyOrb: A massive windows crash, should have been called 'The great defenestration"
 MaxTurkeyFlaps: @Texan_Reverend My friend was in surgery prep when it happened, and then sat in surgery prep for almost 7 hours.
 BrowneePoints: apparently Mr Beast's plastic cleanup thingie did the thing
 TimIAm: What can we throw at James for a million
 bakerydragon: Just saw the startrek meme "Crowdstrike: When the Windows Fell"
  Foxmar320: Oh... whatever?
 TheWanderingNomad: Ohh my!
 KBKarma: *Whatever* Ian wants?
 ContingentCat: that's dangerous
 NonUniqueGuy: Play a real card game
 RandomTrivia: That's dangerous
 ButButTheJesus: oh no
Sarusta: Day long horse joke.
 MorganteMaggiore: can you tell us the horse joke?
Stanley L: global
 TheWanderingNomad: ]OH MY
 BrookJustBones: Did we even get a bit with a real donkey?
 Fluffy776: That's like 7 people doing the 10k dumps again 
 beowuuf: horse joke while everyone else gets to leave 
 LittleVesuvius: that's a dangerous empty check to write
 ladiesloveloki: 100 100 100 100 100
 ElementalAlchemist: "Whatever Ian wants" is a potentially daring agreement
 rabbitgta: He will become the bacon
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Whatever IAN wants? Think of the children!
  AnyaSilverfur: My partner used to work for Crowdstrike.    It was wild seeing the happenings from his former coworkers
  TXC2: here we GO!
 jarnatan: I think the "final" stretch goal is reaching an amount of subs that allows the LRR crew to retire to a life of leisure
 ladiesloveloki: TAKE ALL THE REST OF MY BITS
 RandomTrivia:    
 Crad0k: better what ian wants than what *we* want
 RoeDent89: Names!
 teddywhosabear: oh it's chuggin
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 ihlendrax: 🎼 🎶 subs and bits and subs and bits -oontz oontz oontz- 🎵
 Fluffy776:      
 HesGotNoPants: I trust Ian's wants
 Redbassist:  
 IaCthulhuFthagn: @NonUniqueGuy A poker cash game on Is This Your Card 
 RandomTrivia: This is clever overlay technology, great job Paul
 Redbassist:  
  Sarah_Serinde: Hey Paul this looks great, fantastic work!
 Crad0k: oh god, this is going to be looooooooooong
  mtvcdm: Oh that's gonna be so long
 RandomTrivia: E G G
 flatluigi: that muffin is stationary
 RoeDent89: The muffin is moving
 RandomTrivia: That muffin is NOT MOVING
 SnackPak_: thank you Wheeler
 beowuuf: muffin just chilling at the start
 RoeDent89: *just*
 BrokenGolem: chornological?
 ContingentCat: lol the muffin isn't moving
  amative1: Reminder that this is AGGREGATE, so if your name shows up and you gift sub or give more bits your name WILL NOT show up again at the end
 teddywhosabear: that muffin has NOT moved.
 EricTheOrange: that muffin is moving real slow
 beowuuf: it is moving though, not a mistake
 JaceB147: slowest muffin
 bytecaster: That muff in is not moving
 RoeDent89: Hover the pause button and you can make it out
  Sarah_Serinde: We're gonna be here for a while
 teddywhosabear: it JUST started moving
 ElementalAlchemist: Progress bar status: none
  Foxmar320: Six hours later
 KaleidoscopeMind: muffin taking its time
halfmoonprince: that muff is crawlingg
 JadedCynic: <--- gets comfy
 RandomTrivia: Everyone get comfy
 incslayer: that is a sloooww muffin
 Gascitygaming: there are over 1700 individual contributors
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 marmalade_pen: dont die wheeler
red_shoes_jeff is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 661 in the channel!
red_shoes_jeff gifted a Tier 1 sub to Rares1st!
red_shoes_jeff gifted a Tier 1 sub to DecemRobot!
red_shoes_jeff gifted a Tier 1 sub to ivi1224!
red_shoes_jeff gifted a Tier 1 sub to Sahdee!
red_shoes_jeff gifted a Tier 1 sub to bogalizard!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, red_shoes_jeff! Welcome to DecemRobot, Sahdee, Rares1st, bogalizard, and ivi1224! (Today's storm count: 766)
 Marvoleath:  
 NekomimiNinja: the single pixel nudges on the muffin 
  TXC2: red_shoes_jeff  
 Earthenone: wheeler=let me solo it
  mtvcdm: If you haven't seen your name yet you still have time
 Alex_Frostfire: By the time this is over, the timer might end.
 teddywhosabear: let wheeler solo it
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Redbassist: Wheeler pls
 ContingentCat: lol let's see how long he can go
 flatluigi: free wheeler
 Crad0k: poor wheelr
 margieargie: Oh yeah that is one SLOW muffin 
Jean_Jacques_EB converted from a Prime sub to a Tier 1 sub!
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 flapjacksofwar: 300 Congrats on the great Subathon!
 ladiesloveloki: Will this be as long as the end credits of each of the extended cuts of Lord of the Rings?
 MrGibberish: 10000 10000
  Sarah_Serinde: Wheeler can stop any time he wants
 GreyOrb: 5574 subs, 2 sec apart - > Roughly 3 hours?
 RockPusher: Thank you to all the lurkers, watchers, and everyone who makes this place special just by being here 
  Sarah_Serinde: Dang
  TXC2: MrGibberish  
   Anubis169: That muffin is moving so slowly...
 Sibwow: hi wheeler
 Dog_of_Myth:  
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 JadedCynic: @ladiesloveloki concievably longer...
   LoadingReadyRun: this is going to take us over the remaining time limit 
 TheWooglie: whose go is it?
 jacqui_lantern234: @LoadingReadyRun good 
  Sarah_Serinde: @LoadingReadyRun You know, I think chat probably earned that 
 EricTheOrange: let'
  mtvcdm: Cursed Scorecard reads 29 over par now. Next stroke at 7980.
 Jigokuro: @MrGibberish Heck yeah, 1 mil incoming! 
 RandomTrivia: HOLY MOY
  Sarah_Serinde: We are somehow only 50k bits away from one million total
 TehAmelie: may as well start chanting names in unison, isn't that where this is leading?
 RandomTrivia: *moly
 Crad0k: jesus
 marmalade_pen: red shoes jeff!!
 beowuuf: sweet lord!
 LadyAtarka: Holy bus
 EricTheOrange: let's go chaos just shout out names at random, no order
 ElementalAlchemist: It's me!
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Hopefully Paul set the speed for this to finish before the PPR starts at least.
 RandomTrivia: Serge with the Uno Reverse!
 ContingentCat: 
 IanAllenBird: kijnhuikj
 jacqui_lantern234: SERGE 
 KaleidoscopeMind: uno reverse
  TXC2: the Uno card
 RandomTrivia: 
 red_shoes_jeff:   Oh my.
  Foxmar320: Skip is an option???
AllTheWeasels subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 50 months, currently on a 50 month streak!
 AllTheWeasels:   
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, AllTheWeasels! (Today's storm count: 767)
 Shadwhawk: That's like $1000 from Jeff alone
 teddywhosabear: wheeler keeping them honest
 RockPusher: you can do it scroller!
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 NekomimiNinja: 100 100 100 It's been great! Thank You Everyone!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 animaniacdot: @youngfrey Thanks for the gift sub!  
 margieargie: 
 RandomTrivia: Must have been during Punch a Chunk - full Snerge was on display there
 CaptainSpam: Snerge is multiplying!
 marmalade_pen: gulleko!!
 LadyAtarka: I'm here for Wheelers energy
 ExachixKitsune: ah good, if you gifted a specific person, it still says that person
 insanecat6mtg: 
 IbunWest: Can we get a little less emotion from kathleen please
 RevolverRossalot: Bonbonbonbons
 beowuuf: awww, muffin is love
 stippledotter: All on a 5 cd set
 brieandbacon: Hoi sin crispy owl
 margieargie: 
 ContingentCat: Wow Kathleeen calm down
 Crad0k: ooh, me
 beowuuf: anmeyoucanread 
 JadedCynic: Edith Slump visits BC
 GreyOrb: Cori sounds like when people miss with the robo voice
 RandomTrivia: 
 SymphonySolstice: jibothy
 jarnatan: Ian has me in stitches
 beowuuf: LOL
 ArrestedHouse: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 beowuuf: dueling jimmies
 Irsaan: remember everyone, WE did this 
 hurricanealpaca:   
 RandomTrivia: Hold it together, only another 40 minutes to go!
   Anubis169: hahahahaha
 RandomTrivia:  TWO HUNDRED! 
 SymphonySolstice:  
  amative1: TEETH
  mtvcdm: Teeth!
  TXC2: TEETH!
 GreyOrb: Teeth?
   Anubis169:  lrrcREEPR
 NekomimiNinja:  
 RandomTrivia:  
 brieandbacon: Teeth!!
 Alex_Frostfire: 
 Redbassist: Well done Alex!
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Teeth
 DigitalSeahorse: teeth
   Anubis169:  
 phoenixfeather14:  
 Redbassist:  
 red_shoes_jeff:  
 marmalade_pen:  
 jarnatan: Jordynne yes!
 msartivisual:  
 jacqui_lantern234: JORDYNNE YES
 DiscordianTokkan: Perfec
 beowuuf: 
 ExachixKitsune: d.r.fox!
 teddywhosabear: some excellent names in here
 Sergue_Thorien: Je vois que leurs esprits ont brissé
  mtvcdm: Here's Borgar with a GUN
 TheAinMAP:     
 Dog_of_Myth: Nice
 insane_42: @AnAnonymousGifter Thanks for the gift sub!
 MrGibberish: 10000 10000 10000  Warchest eptied!
 RandomTrivia: 
 RatherLargeToad:   
 RandomTrivia: Keep up, Serge!
  TXC2: MrGibberish  
  Sarah_Serinde: MrGibberish !!
 Dog_of_Myth:   
   Anubis169: Klaatu Barada Nikto!
 themercenary1987: MR GIBERISH?
 KBKarma: I recognise several people from a particular Discord server.
 InfinityToPlanck:  
 Sunidesus: Wheeler is on a roll and I am loving it
 Wolfstrike_NL: Wauw MrGibberish  
 badpandabear:   
 PharaohBender27: 
 TimIAm: Tree vore is vry specific
 KBKarma: 
 jacqui_lantern234: @MrGibberish WHAT THE BLORBUS
  amative1: 20k away!
 RandomTrivia:   
  Sarah_Serinde: 20k bits away from 1 million
 incslayer: 20k from 1million
  mtvcdm: Cursed Scorecard now reads 30 over par. Next stroke at 8040 sub units.
 ButButTheJesus: @MrGibberish goodness!
 beowuuf:   
 marawr_arts: 10000 10000 ya'll are seriously the greatest. thank you so very much for everything. you too, chatfriends!
Frogasaurus90 is gifting 10 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 51 in the channel!
Frogasaurus90 gifted a Tier 1 sub to natedesuka!
Frogasaurus90 gifted a Tier 1 sub to javierpicon!
Frogasaurus90 gifted a Tier 1 sub to sycis_00!
Frogasaurus90 gifted a Tier 1 sub to mikemikethemikemike!
Frogasaurus90 gifted a Tier 1 sub to Seagulyus!
Frogasaurus90 gifted a Tier 1 sub to Usquebaugh67!
Frogasaurus90 gifted a Tier 1 sub to Kieselalge!
Frogasaurus90 gifted a Tier 1 sub to FlamencoSketched!
Frogasaurus90 gifted a Tier 1 sub to Who742!
Frogasaurus90 gifted a Tier 1 sub to HollowBonedBoy!
 Krektogar: hey chat, have they said if the subathon money will be used for anything specific?
 RockPusher: does this have the YT subs too
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, Frogasaurus90! Welcome to natedesuka, sycis_00, Usquebaugh67, Seagulyus, Kieselalge, Who742, HollowBonedBoy, javierpicon, mikemikethemikemike, and FlamencoSketched! (Today's storm count: 777)
 Dog_of_Myth:     
  Sarah_Serinde: Holy crap chat you did it
  TXC2: Frogasaurus90  
  Sarah_Serinde: Wild
 flatluigi: one million!!!!!!
 jarnatan: Nice thx
 incslayer: 1 million BITS
 RandomTrivia: ONE MILLION!     
 PharaohBender27: @marawr_arts 
 j_crane330:     
 ArrestedHouse:   
  Juliamon: Krektogar Nope
 ElementalAlchemist: THE MILLION!
 GoblinMyra: apsodifhjapos;
 GreyOrb: A MIL
 Saintnex: 
  mtvcdm: ONE MILLION BITS!
 Statist42:   
 margieargie:    
 BusTed:   
 quton: ONE MIL
  TXC2: 1 MILLLION BITS !
 Redbassist: Don't die 
 Fluffy776:     
   Anubis169: Million twamazon bits!
 Earthenone: one million bitties!
 kataanglover1: The million!!!!
 eshplode:    
 baltimore_667083: ONE MILLION
ghyllnox: \o/
 ghizmou:   
 ExtraWubs:    
 LittleVesuvius: holy shit
 PharaohBender27:  
 AnimeKitty:   
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 beowuuf: 
 Melfina__:   
 IanAllenBird:  
 RandomTrivia:  THREE HUNDRED! 
 insanecat6mtg:    
mysteenova157: Made it!!
 ContingentCat:        
 iris_of_ether:    
  TXC2: DA BITS DA BITS DA BITS
 Bellmoore: Million!
 stippledotter: DA BITS DA BITS
 KBKarma: They challenged chat!
 marmalade_pen: the million!!
 offbeatwitch: oooooooooooone million bitties
 NimrodXIV:  
 ArcticAtlantic:      
 bakerydragon: WAHOOO yay
 abslomdaak42: Oh damn!
 Seagulyus: thanks for the sub Frogasaurus90 !
 measureofhope:    
 beowuuf:     
 nessiah_aries:   
 spethycakes: 
 badpandabear:   
 ButButTheJesus: ONE MILLION BIIIIIIIITS
 Cheer10000000000: we did it gamers
 bakerydragon: Ben Wheeler you are a champ
 quton: ben no
 TheAinMAP:     
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh hey Longest Johns 
ExachixKitsune is gifting 1 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 36 in the channel!
ExachixKitsune gifted a Tier 1 sub to thurman86!
 LittleVesuvius: ONE MILLION!!!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gift, ExachixKitsune! Welcome to thurman86! (Today's storm count: 778)
 JLHonors:   
 phoenixfeather14:       
 Criiisiis: 1 million bits
 whitebadgerwolf88:     
 Gascitygaming:   
 Desruprot:   
 ArrestedHouse: da grips, da grips, da grips
 jacqui_lantern234: @LoadingReadyRun whats it like getting 10,000 usd in 5 days?
 Gekyouryuu: I can't remember if I resubbed during the subathon or not now
 ArcticAtlantic:    
 GreyOrb: Were at like 15%
  TXC2: damn chat you rock 
AerynsSun:  
  Simriel: That's just 10 grand right?
 InfinityToPlanck:  
 NazTMann: How many squats are we making Matt do since we hit 1,000,000 bits?
 beowuuf: so ian has about 5000 subs to decide what to do with wheeler 
 Redbassist: Oh the shame ganny is here
  mtvcdm: Cursed Scorecard now reads 31 over par. Next stroke at 8100.
 Halvhir:   
 nyoomgoom: 🙀
 50keyz: 
 MrGibberish:   
 Irsaan:    
 jarnatan: Hyrulegirl, the sequel to Uptown Girl
 cointosscryptid: 
 ExachixKitsune: thanks G lmao
 Jigokuro: Well bus, I had some warchest left for the mil but I guess I'll hold it for DB. 
 JadedCynic: @NazTMann Wheeler was the one who said "I'll do whatever you ask" (admittedly directed to James, not Chat)
 Obos_TAB: Hey everyone congrats on an awesome sub a thon
  mtvcdm: Nice
 ContingentCat: I love how many names I recognize this community is so great 
 RandomTrivia: Lord Hosk? Sounds like a fake name 
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 jacqui_lantern234: D: JORDYNNE NO
 DiscordianTokkan: Nice
 ShifuDaxiongmao: Lord_Hosk .. what kind of weird name is that? 
 RandomTrivia: Jordynne 
  mtvcdm: 69 subs, of course
 jarnatan: Hatcha!
 ContingentCat: NiiceMr Horrible
 abslomdaak42: I love Jordynne's voices
 JadedCynic: @Jigokuro sounds like a wise plan 
 jacqui_lantern234: ORASTES NUTZ!!! GOTTEM
 jarnatan: Coopdoggydawg
 BrokenGolem:   
 LadyAtarka: BEN!
 Aquarionics: ASubMR
 pipshardfour: yassss
 KharadBanar: is that mic even on?
 abslomdaak42: ASMR Ben
 jacqui_lantern234: the WHAT ben?!
 Sunidesus: please no
   Anubis169: MouthSounds
 RockPusher: 
 Fluffy776: whispering "saweeks" was uh very ASMR UwU
 BrokenGolem: maybe 20% through?
 Crad0k: ben, no, you're supposed to make people pay you to do that
 jarnatan: The Kum....quat King
  TXC2: so we about a quatre done 
 RandomTrivia:  FOUR HUNDRED! 
 brieandbacon: Saffron Olive, is that you?
  Simriel: I love Jordynne's energy whenever she is on camera, it's so good
 AnimeKitty:   
 RandomTrivia: 
 flatluigi: corefuck?
 jarnatan: I think about now is where they really regret saying all of the names
 Crad0k: @TXC2 remember when they used to read out everyone's messages too?
  TXC2: Crad0k  yeap 
   Anubis169: HAHAHA
 ContingentCat: @Crad0k oh god this would take days
 RockPusher:  PharaohBender27 
 RandomTrivia: faROBenDer absolutely killed me 
 IanAllenBird: jnhbujikhuji
 TehAmelie: Pharaobender with 11% of the bits
 jarnatan: A-A-Ron
 Sunidesus: egads PharaohBender, that is a huge total
 DiscordianTokkan: I honestly have no idea where my sub would be on this list, lol
   Anubis169: Pronunciation Guide with Wheeler
 Pteraspidomorphi: That was a modest amount of subs and bits from PharaohBender27
  mtvcdm: PharoahBender had over 360 subs and 110K bits
 nessiah_aries: Wheelers Klingon is immaculate.
 beowuuf: god i've been mispronouncing their name all this time 
 epsilon_vee: is wheeler ok, do we need the whambulance
 jacqui_lantern234: @PharaohBender27 im still in awe of your generosity
 malfnord: I feel like I'm having a stroke
 GreyOrb: He is having a stroke, or am I?
 jarnatan: Robotech!
 ElementalAlchemist: thank you Wheeler
 nyoomgoom: i think all of us.
 teddywhosabear: wheeler is already on fire
 Jennie_Fuchsia: this is being gay doing crimes
 NimrodXIV: get Wheeler to hopsital
 Crad0k: he's auditioning for the allo allo remake
 PharaohBender27: Oh no, my total gift subs wasn't a multople of 3! Oh well
 PharaohBender27: *multiple
 nessiah_aries: G Man?
 RandomTrivia: CAKE
 TimIAm: Oh my god Wheeler made me cough coffee into my nose and almost barf
  TXC2: CAKE!
  mtvcdm: CAKE
 GreyOrb: cek
 Crad0k: cake
 nyoomgoom: a lovely cake
 nyoomgoom: i wonder what's going to happen with that cake
 SoaringDragon42: ice cream cake?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
  Foxmar320: Can has cake
 ghizmou: 
 50keyz: thats not a treatza pizza!
  TXC2: 
 ElementalAlchemist: "non-dairy dillybar"
 jarnatan: Who is getting pied?
   Anubis169: DILLY BAR
 Saintnex:   
 marmalade_pen: billie dar
 PharaohBender27: Oooh, I bet it's an ice cream cake
 RockPusher: 
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 EricTheOrange: is that cake going in James face?
 TheAinMAP: 
  Simriel: I just realised we are only a quarter of the way
  Simriel: Ice Cream Cake? Lucky
 RandomTrivia:  FIVE HUNDRED! 
 Redbassist:  
 Sunidesus: so many ice cream options
 RandomTrivia: Ooh, multiple cakes!
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 KBKarma: Alex doing Torgo.
 TheAinMAP: 
 ButButTheJesus: CHOCCY
  TXC2: Gods I'd like cake now, it's 10pm here 
 TheMerricat: Damn it, now I'm hungry
 RockPusher:   
 TehAmelie: the cake bits must be tapped out now
 marmalade_pen: mod love
   Anubis169: Molly~~
 RockPusher: Molly 
 Aquarionics: 500 and the muffin inches so very slowly.
 ElementalAlchemist: The whole country?!
  Sarah_Serinde:  chat
 nyoomgoom: the entire argentina
 korvys: Just, all of Argentina
 KaleidoscopeMind: the entirety of argentina?
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Serge Eats the Whole Thing.
 Saintnex: The whole country?? 
 RandomTrivia: 
 ExachixKitsune:     
 jarnatan: The entire country of Argentina subscribed to the channel
 bytecaster: We are not even close to half
 ArcticAtlantic: gracias Argentina!
 GreyOrb: I didn't know Argentina had enough money to drop a sub
 ElementalAlchemist: what'sup?
 TimIAm: Wheeler is going to end me
 Crad0k: wheeler no
 LadyAtarka: What's up
 TheWriterAleph: whasssuuuuuup
the_skeleton_druid: the ceiling?
 Redbassist: Wassup
 SquidVorb: With sop
  mtvcdm: Wheeler going R-Truth here
 jarnatan: Uncle Ardata
 beowuuf: graham is helping 
 RandomTrivia: Jordynne and Matt 
 KaleidoscopeMind: the entire province?
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: when did R trith get here?
 jarnatan: Wheeler is an institution
 bakerydragon: XD
 bakerydragon: 
 bakerydragon:  
 RandomTrivia:  SIX HUNDRED! 
 ElementalAlchemist: James?!
Zack Hennings: Whats up?
 DaSunao:  
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/ResoluteSweetSrirachaAllenHuhu-3scmzc3oT3UZGmrg
 PharaohBender27: 
 Dog_of_Myth: YES
 RockPusher:  
 RandomTrivia: RICHTER! TRAFFIC!
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 CaptainSpam: RICHTER!  TRAFFIC!
 jarnatan: Oh my god
 ArrestedHouse: RICHTER
 RandomTrivia: Love the qwopter sfx
 LittleVesuvius: RICHTER! THE TRAFFIC!
 quton: 
 TimIAm: But how is the TRAFFIC Richter
 nyoomgoom: *the freak*
 ButButTheJesus: so much traffic
 adept_nekomancer: Simcopter 1 reporting heavy traffic
 LittleVesuvius: i love Richter bits
 Dalrint: Weee. Went to the airport, spent six hours waiting, had my flight cancelled, got back just in time to see the name crawl.
 nessiah_aries: Sounds like a usual Richter broadcast.
 jarnatan: Richter Chestslam
 ElementalAlchemist: thank you Paul
  mtvcdm: I love Heather and Beej just immediately pawn it off
 RockPusher: I CREAM
 RandomTrivia:     
  TXC2: I CREAM
 MorganteMaggiore: WE ALL SCREAM
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 margieargie:  
 AnimeKitty: I CREAM
 Redbassist: Oooh
 LittleVesuvius: i cream!!!!
 WiJohn: iCream!
 jacqui_lantern234: @TimIAm nah he was doing his job, listing all the people in the traffic jam 
 RandomTrivia: Wait, have we had that technology this WHOLE TIME?!
 TheAinMAP:  
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 RockPusher:   
   Anubis169: not to be confused with a non-dilly dairy bar
 phoenixfeather14:    
 SymphonySolstice:    
  amative1: it took 15 mins to get 1/3 of the way... we're not finishing this on time
 LadyAtarka:   
 RandomTrivia:    
OVERKiLL!: 🔹️🔹️🔹️🔷️ 💙
  Reach: I CREAM
 electra310: I cream!
 AnimeKitty:    
 insanecat6mtg:   
 jarnatan: Triggerdotning 
 JadedCynic: hi Paul 
 bwk789: 3 mins left
 NotCainNorAbel:   
 Crad0k: paul? WHO'S RUNNING THE DESK?!
 CaptainSpam: Wait, Paul's not at the helm... the subs are out of control!
 doubledbear: "And this is just the subs for the first day"
 Gascitygaming: I'm still here I'm just gonna start Destiny-ing 
 Redbassist:  
 Saintnex: still not half way lol
 JadedCynic: @bwk789 not even half way - we're not gonna make it 
Stellapacifica subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 111 months, currently on a 111 month streak!
 Stellapacifica: I'm Bilbo years old!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Stellapacifica! (Today's storm count: 779)
 Gekyouryuu: *if* I resubbed during the subathon, I think it was early enough I'm probably gonna have to rewatch this whole segment to see if I did or not
 MorganteMaggiore: i'm pretty sure death likes curry, not cakes
 jarnatan: Somebody Please did not subscribe to the channel though
 RandomTrivia:  SEVEN HUNDRED! 
 ShifuDaxiongmao: Want fries with that, Graham?
 MorganteMaggiore: diet or zero?
  mtvcdm: FEET
 NotCainNorAbel: Do you want any fries with that?
 TehAmelie: we got teeth AND feet
 doubledbear: feet feet feet feet
 ArcticAtlantic: plate o' feet please
Mannequin_Z: feet 
 RandomTrivia: f e e t
 malfnord: Sir this is a Wendys
 bakerydragon: it's so tough when someone wants to order off the secret menu like this
  mtvcdm: Sir, if I feed this to you you will die
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Redbassist: 
 KaleidoscopeMind: is pepsi ok?
 RandomTrivia: 
 RockPusher: Jason!
 MorganteMaggiore: sir, this is wendy's
 RandomTrivia: Ja SON!
  TXC2: JASON!
 jarnatan: Unsalted ham: When you want to eat meat but don't like flavour?
 ElementalAlchemist: oh, not a third Reach
 RandomTrivia: Hail hydrate!
 ElementalAlchemist: up to 750
OVERKiLL!: Thank You LRR , big ups Mods 🔧
 RockPusher drinks water
 RandomTrivia drinks
 jarnatan: the Great Diabeto, not my favourite magician
 TheAntiEnemy: Happy I was able to catch the end of this
 teddywhosabear: wonder where in time we are
 abslomdaak42: *goes to drink some water*
 jarnatan: Almost halfway!
 bwk789: 60 seconds.....
  mtvcdm: One minute left!
 beowuuf: wooooaaaaoooh
 MorganteMaggiore: @jarnatan living on a prayer?
 IaCthulhuFthagn: Six hours later, finally done with meal prep for the week. The stream has been great background listening ^^
 jarnatan: Nobodez nuts
 NotCainNorAbel: 30
 public_key_reveal_party: almost halfway there
 Krektogar: so, hard cut when the timer ends?
 RandomTrivia:  EIGHT HUNDRED! 
  Simriel: Hello, I am Mod
 Redbassist:  
  amative1: 10
 NimrodXIV: 5
  amative1: 5
Hrrisn: 
 KaleidoscopeMind: and time!
  amative1: 4
 RandomTrivia: Aaaaaaaand.... TIME!    
 Dalrint: What was the shiny blue heart?
  TXC2: three two one, HAPPY NEW YEAR
  amative1: 3
 beowuuf:  we have a subathon!  subathon achieved!
  amative1: 2
 kaziel0: Stream end
  amative1: 1
 ghizmou: 
 insanecat6mtg:   
  mtvcdm: THE CURSED MINIGOLF SCORECARD HAS LOCKED: Paul is responsible for a minigolf game of 31 over par. (Yes, James did get it transferred to Paul in the end; he put it on Paul's desk and Paul failed to object.)
 NotCainNorAbel: 10000
 DiscordianTokkan:  
 AnimeKitty:   
 baltimore_667083: HAPPY NEW YEAR
 MorganteMaggiore: crash that bus!
 spethycakes: 
 margieargie: Happy new year!
 ElementalAlchemist: Goodbye!
 DaSunao:    
 ArrestedHouse: 
 Dog_of_Myth:   
 kaziel0: Bye
 NimrodXIV: cut the stream
 marenello1159: ayyyy
 jarnatan: Happy new lrr!
  TXC2: NotCainNorAbel  
Hrrisn:      
Mannequin_Z: 🎊
 jibkat: 
  Sarah_Serinde:   
 ButButTheJesus: its all ogre
 ArcticAtlantic:     
 electra310: Wooooo!
 flatluigi: 100 congratulations you made it
 jarnatan: Who's New years Steve?
 marmalade_pen:    
 ElementalAlchemist: It's Paul!
 pyronils80:    
 LadyAtarka: Not even half way
   Anubis169: Happy New LRR! 
 chenhsi2:  
 teddywhosabear: hooray!!
 PharaohBender27: 
 IanAllenBird:  
 RandomTrivia: mtvcdm Inspired bit, great job
 AnimeKitty: Yay Paul's responsible!
 CmdrMadMoe: MAN Paul is kinda bad at golf eh?
 jarnatan: Somebody save Cori
 Stellapacifica: I feel like maybe we shouldn't make them do this anymore xD
 Dog_of_Myth:   
 Astramentha:   
 jacqui_lantern234: DANG Paul, youre TERRIBLE at minigolf 
 jarnatan: Rhythm Café!
 ButButTheJesus: IAN GDI
 RandomTrivia: Excellent bit
Mannequin_Z: nice
 RockPusher:  
 AnimeKitty:   
 flatluigi: space monkey mafia
 RockPusher: 
 TehAmelie: we didn't bake the pizza
 Azsedcf: The pinned message is too long. Cant read the end of it.
IslandersCaper: 
 measureofhope: We didn't start the subtrain, it was always churning since the world's been turning
  Sarah_Serinde: @Azsedcf You should be able to scroll it
 RandomTrivia: @Azsedcf If you're not on mobile you can scroll
  mtvcdm: @Azsedcf Scrollwheel will help.
 flatluigi: space monkey mafia, space monkey mafia
   Anubis169: Erika!
 RockPusher:   
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/PatientGorgeousPhoneFutureMan-Mfn28fDpU2LCUiuN
 NightValien28: this was an amazing time
 RandomTrivia:  NINE HUNDRED! 
 LordZarano: 
 TheAinMAP: 
 beowuuf: @Azsedcf james put it on paul's desk and paul failed to object 
jibkat is paying forward the Gift they got from damn_i_am_pretty to the community!
jibkat is gifting 1 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 9 in the channel!
jibkat gifted a Tier 1 sub to Fragged_Templar!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gift, jibkat! Welcome to Fragged_Templar! (Today's storm count: 780)
 ElementalAlchemist: Progress bar looks halfway-ish
 RandomTrivia: 
OVERKiLL!: 🔥🔥🔥🔥
 jarnatan: Gnomonclature is an inspired username
 RandomTrivia: Nice
 RockPusher:   
 ExachixKitsune: Foxmar hype
 RandomTrivia: Destiny crew!
 Sunidesus: wait, how many Foxmars are there?
 jibkat: 3
  amative1: d-d-d-double Foxmar
 TehAmelie: at least 420
  Foxmar320: Oh there are like six Foxmars
 ElementalAlchemist: Graham!
 jacqui_lantern234: @Sunidesus enough 
  Foxmar320: Im the real one
 LordZarano: @Sunidesus At least 420
 jibkat: Hold on
 RandomTrivia: @Foxmar320 And how many of them are you?
  TXC2: DIX
 jibkat: I thought it was 320
 RockPusher:  
 jibkat: jacqui_lantern234 pspsps
  Foxmar320: @RandomTrivia Only one
 RockPusher:   
 jacqui_lantern234: @jibkat that works on animals, not eldritch abominations
  Simriel: Horton Fears a Coup is a fantastic username
 Coloneljesus: this is impressive, ben!
 korvys: This new version of the Ultimate Showdown is weird
 flatluigi: mtv (music television)
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 ExachixKitsune: so this is whatever night the GVlog was on.. the first day of PAX U?
 jarnatan: It's like Ben has improv experience
 MorganteMaggiore: nice job ben
 ExachixKitsune: maybe the 3rd day
 TehAmelie: woo hoo we're halfway there
 asthanius: almost got into the pokerap there, so close
 yalc321: Yalc
 ElementalAlchemist: ah yes, a good public key reveal party
 MilkInBags: hey can you read my sub right now even if it's not on screen, thank you
 RandomTrivia:   ONE THOUSAND!  
 Crad0k: 1000!
 ElementalAlchemist: 1000!
 ArcticAtlantic: 1000!
  TXC2: 1K SUB HYPE
   Anubis169: 1000~
 jarnatan: @MilkInBags How do you even milk a bag
 LowUpsideCJ: Oh my god I had this on mute and thought this was an incredible bit
 MilkInBags: 
 yalc321: @jarnatan carefully
 AnimeKitty: @jacqui_lantern234 A two headed abomination 
 jarnatan: Jandalf the denim-blue
 Sunidesus: I mean, he's right there, I'm not sure it's a secret
 red_shoes_jeff:  
 ArcticAtlantic: the secret is out!
 Gekyouryuu: wait, LightningFelix? someone named themselves after my one Ikoria nickname (that went uncredited because it got sniped on me in the submission phase)?
 CmdrMadMoe: that gasp was good
 jacqui_lantern234: @AnimeKitty oh right!!! i forgot about that joke we had with Vi
 ElementalAlchemist: it's Jordynne!
 MAPBoardgames: Is that a million bitties I see?
  TXC2: MAPBoardgames  it sure is
 ElementalAlchemist: and Alex!
 teddywhosabear: yay!
 teddywhosabear: it me!
 ElementalAlchemist: Ho Chi Minh City!
 Redbassist: 
 red_shoes_jeff: ALAX!
 RandomTrivia:   ELEVEN HUNDRED!  
  TXC2: ho chi minh city!
 jarnatan: Hochi mean city
 Redbassist: 
 Gekyouryuu: would anyone happen to have a link to that vst ninja spreadsheet for the events of the subathon?
 RandomTrivia: !vst
 viowof: oh no, did I miss the subathon?
 ElementalAlchemist: @Gekyouryuu @ThorSokar
 RandomTrivia: OH right, that doesn't work here 
 superdude097: These are my last Cheer bits. Is the counter still counting?
 MorganteMaggiore: also saturn and all his rings, and last but not least god
 PharaohBender27: @ElementalAlchemist https://vst.ninja/south/SubAThon2/
 ElementalAlchemist tries to help
 superdude097: 100
 jarnatan: @viowof you missed the war!
 Gekyouryuu: @PharaohBender27 ty friends
 ButButTheJesus: omg lol
 abslomdaak42: Yay! Eath the rich!
 ElementalAlchemist: ah, of course it got shoved in /south
  mtvcdm: It does appear the counter's no longer counting.
 MorganteMaggiore: this voice is too strong
 jarnatan: Compost the rich
 flatluigi: sir, this isn't a wendy's
 RandomTrivia: DOGS GOOD
 adept_nekomancer: Sir, this is still a wendys
 RandomTrivia: As established
 RockPusher: 
 ExachixKitsune: oh good job VST
 malfnord: Sir, we don't have any of that here
  mtvcdm: The overlay must have locked at time expired.
 marmalade_pen: 
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 jchinnock: sorry the machine is down
 RandomTrivia:   TWELVE HUNDRED!  
 flatluigi: @mtvcdm i had my bits notify after it hit 0
  mtvcdm: Gotta get that jar of goats dessert, it ties the meal together
 pn55: 
 MorganteMaggiore: pokemon!
 RandomTrivia: 
 jarnatan: Man I don't understand all these new pokemon
 RandomTrivia: 
   Anubis169: hahaha
 abslomdaak42: 
 Redbassist: 
TH. ESP: welcome to Wheeler Reads the Whole Thing
  mtvcdm: @flatluigi Notify yeah but it looks like it isn't incrementing the counter any longer.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Gekyouryuu: spicy take: Mordor is BAD
 ButButTheJesus: @jarnatan "Tortreform!"
 jarnatan: One can simply walk into mordor. Shouldn't.
 doubledbear: it me!
 bakerydragon: Mordor is bad- why would you say something so controverial and so brave
 FITorion: This tracks
 viowof: magic magic magic magic magic
 margieargie: Magic magic magic
 bakerydragon: back to the rosewatta cube
 Kentosaurus: have they done the water balloons yet?
 Jennie_Fuchsia: magic magic magic
 Boon_33: don't worry, I speak jive
 PharaohBender27: 
 Nigouki: this is literally what magic content sounds like to me....
 KharadBanar: Drood the Ozeference
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 ButButTheJesus: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 Redbassist: 
 jarnatan: Yeah this is about on par for a judge call
 jacqui_lantern234: i HATE that my MtG player brain can parse this
 margieargie: @bakerydragon "I drood the ozeference" "In response, abwatch"
 MorganteMaggiore: so anyway i ended 1-2
 Sunidesus: this is about what Magic sounds like to me normally
 IanAllenBird: kmjnik
 Blip2004: oh no, now I live in Ohio
 korvys: Love everyone committing to bits that just make it impossible to keep up 
 Zenergy142: this is excellent
 DracoFire87: Is this what having a stroke feels like?!
 teddywhosabear: wheeler is the mvp of this read so far, oh my god
 ButButTheJesus: halp
 birbtribul: damn fhis bloomburrow preview is fire
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 heartofgoldfish: this is gonna be on youtube later right??
 bakerydragon: @margieargie 100%
 jarnatan: Somebody save him
 ButButTheJesus: 11/10 no notes
 RandomTrivia:     
  TXC2: heartofgoldfish  should be
  Foxmar320: I think ive seen this movie
 PharaohBender27: @heartofgoldfish Eventually, yes.
  Sarah_Serinde:   
 singinnonsense:     
 marawr_arts: *standing ovation*
 TehAmelie: i won?
 ExachixKitsune: please don't let this be on the exam
 excalgold: wow Wheeler that was impressive!
 Eklinaar:   
 Geldaran: Wheeler, you are amazing. damn.. just damn.
 RandomTrivia:   THIRTEEN HUNDRED!  
 PharaohBender27: 
manfred909: 
 Gekyouryuu: what I'm learning here is: I'm not good at improv
 PawssumFable: That was impressive
 AnimeKitty:   
 themercenary1987: Good lord Heeler
 ButButTheJesus: @TehAmelie yes
 marmalade_pen: @tehamelie u won!!
 L0rdX33n: I think I just transcended
 Singenmeister:  
 PawssumFable: Mildly upset that clips are only a minute
 ElementalAlchemist: The progress bar *is* advancing
 ElementalAlchemist: oh, hey, it's Wheeler
 JadedCynic: Jordynne, you realized what he just did...you HAVE to put it on the highlight reel...
Fehlbrandschwele: How is wheeler ruling soooo hard at this???
  Simriel: Passion (and adhd)
   Anubis169: wub wub wub wub wub
 viowof: clip it, that's the ticket
 JadedCynic: @PawssumFable the 'streamer' has more flexibility...
  mtvcdm: oh shit heather knows krav maga
 thedepthandbreadthofseth: hey, wait!  Did I get gifted a sub???
 flatluigi: what did jordynne do
 MorganteMaggiore: call a bondulance
 jarnatan: Fuck, Raul Ghoulia is a legendary username
 thedepthandbreadthofseth: omg, thanks anon
 RockPusher: 
   Anubis169: hehehehhe
 RandomTrivia: 
 Redbassist: Am Heather okay?
 RTwo28: Oh hey that was me
 Shadowsoflife: 
 Makhiel: 
crimineler: Hi
 ButButTheJesus: 
 JadedCynic: @thedepthandbreadthofseth looks like it - welcome 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Fehlbrandschwele: yep. that checks out.
  Sarah: Also practice with things like the horse joke :P
  Simriel: I've done the Horse Joke, but only managed to make it last about 10-15 minutes
Fehlbrandschwele: omg i haven't heard the horse jokes in years... the version I know is not that fast tho
Exachix Kitsune: oh yeah, how has the youtubes been this week? hi friends
Peronio: RaulGhoulia is top notch
 Singenmeister:  
  TXC2: Redbassist  no, none of us are ok 
ghyllnox: That's the neat part, she doesn't
  mtvcdm: Thanks for having me this week
 jarnatan: Runpnert the Brear vibes
 flatluigi: and remember everyone, these people have to do a ppr tomorrow
 Redbassist: Fair
 TheAinMAP:    
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 thedepthandbreadthofseth: ty @JadedCynic .  good to be back.
  TXC2: !ppr
  LRRbot: The Bloomburrow PPR will be on Sunday, 21 July at 10am PDT! More info forthcoming.
 RandomTrivia:   FOURTEEN HUNDRED!  
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 jarnatan: is a corianderd a type of nerd?
   Anubis169: both of Ian!
 Shadowsoflife: 
 flatluigi: @jarnatan it's coriander's name and last initial
 Crad0k: we're at yesterday morning!
 bytecaster: The crowd strike sub gives us an idea where we are on the timeline
 flatluigi: @Crad0k can't wait for us to catch up to now and do all this again
 jarnatan: @flatluigi I'm doing a bit, for comedy
 Mollylele: 
 Redbassist: 
 ElementalAlchemist: Jacob!
 ExachixKitsune: oh right, everybody was me like earlier today I want to say
 RockPusher:  Jacob
 red_shoes_jeff: 
 TheAinMAP: 
 flatluigi: @jarnatan people have notoriously not parsed the name correctly, including someone live on stream in a clip i don't think i'm going to be able to find quickly
 RandomTrivia:  OMG Jordynne
 ExachixKitsune: oh no, yesterday
 JadedCynic: I haven't been playing too close attention, because my resub was last week  (darn), and then I got a shock - apparently late some night I threw them some bits 
 abslomdaak42: 
 jarnatan: @flatluigi yeah that's fair
 brieandbacon: 
 TheMerricat: @flatluigi "Susan?"
  mtvcdm: Never listen to buttons, they are not your friends
 nyoomgoom: dirty thirty one brotherrrr
 RandomTrivia: 
  Sarah: Hey Kitsune :)
 ElementalAlchemist: Serge? AND Serge?!
 RandomTrivia: 
 brieandbacon: Dirty31, and her sisters Baptised31 and Single31
 kalira77:   
 ExachixKitsune: 
 badpandabear: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 RockPusher:   
 AnimeKitty:  
 excalgold: @ElementalAlchemist snerge bot got one earlier too
 Redbassist: Secret serge
 insanecat6mtg: 
 jarnatan: Serge, get in the yaeger
 RandomTrivia:   FIFTEEN HUNDRED!  
 marmalade_pen: Juliamon 
 Shadowsoflife: 
 momalyd: My VR anime went long. I'm going to have to go back into the VOD. I do have my pizza and icecream ready though
 BlueChloroplast:   
   Anubis169: Julia 
 Redbassist: Owo
 MorganteMaggiore: uwu what sub
 jarnatan: The uwu is strong with this one
 j_crane330: 
 bakerydragon:  Thank you all mods for helping keep this such a great space to be
 RockPusher:  
   Anubis169: ashley~~
 TehAmelie: verily
 ElementalAlchemist: Ashley! Cam!
  TXC2: the crab move inexorably onwards
   Anubis169: cam!
 jarnatan: Notices subcount: Uwu, what's this?
  TXC2: bakerydragon  
 RockPusher: 
 lightfut: 
   Anubis169: Omega 
 flatluigi: i'm glad we're following up homestar runner with strong bad
 Dog_of_Myth: Yes
 Aarek: thats a pretty sweet dragon
 MorganteMaggiore: is this rita repulsa?
 ElementalAlchemist: 1550 
 jarnatan: Wardsar the Writer, any relation to Yardsard?
 flatluigi: french strong bad
ghyllnox: @MorganteMaggiore This is Adam's only accent
  TXC2: 
 margieargie: Oh hey it's every voice Adam does for a gamebook stream ever 
 RandomTrivia: Meeeester Kenneedyyy
 jarnatan: "oh, pee"
ghyllnox: "Vaguely Eastern European"
 RockPusher: 
   Anubis169:   nonsub spotted!
 nessiah_aries: Not sure if this is supposed to be Ramon Salazar or Watto.
 RandomTrivia: Oh boy, here we go again 
 Redbassist: Cude
 ShifuDaxiongmao: 
Anubis169 gifted a Tier 1 sub to ghyllnox! They have given 11 Gift Subs in the channel!
 GoblinMyra: 100  
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, ghyllnox! (Today's storm count: 781)
 ghyllnox: 
 MorganteMaggiore: this is still game 1 isn't it?
 bakerydragon: @nessiah_aries XD
 ghyllnox: Thanks!
   Anubis169: 
 HedWund: 
  TXC2: 
 iris_of_ether:   
 TheAinMAP: 
 RandomTrivia:   SIXTEEN HUNDRED!  
 Gekyouryuu: Wheeler Flow
 jolly6100: 
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 Redbassist: 
 TheMerricat: God Wheeler is so good at this.
 IanAllenBird: njuhk,h
 TheAinMAP: 
 asthanius: this is just Dracula Flow
ExachixKitsune gifted a Tier 1 sub to punchachunkbot! They have given 37 Gift Subs in the channel!
 jibkat: 
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, punchachunkbot! (Today's storm count: 782)
 jarnatan: Soupline the lightning bolt
 bakerydragon: @ghyllnox It's sub only chat the kind way
 themercenary1987: Did they get a wheeler ai voicebox or something?
 kalira77: the flooooooow thooooough
 MrGibberish: @Anubis169 with the snipe!
 beowuuf:  -> 
 ButButTheJesus: 
 themercenary1987: Sounds like something straight outta a russinbadger video
   Anubis169: hahahaha
 RandomTrivia: Oh hey, a random shot hit Nightbot 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 ElementalAlchemist: haha!
 Crad0k: ian no
 jarnatan: Kathleen with the flex
 bakerydragon: The Mouse is coming for you all!
 ButButTheJesus: wha happa?
 Redbassist: Ha ha
 jarnatan: Ian just got back from voicing Kingdom Hearts
 RockPusher: 
 red_shoes_jeff: HaHA!
 Eklinaar: nice catch there
 DaSunao: Is this Mickey Mouse from Steamboat Willie?
 RandomTrivia: 
 Creature_Comforts: Hey that's me!
 ElementalAlchemist: Ah, reached the forklift segment
 MrGibberish: 
 Heckhoundbolt:   
 PharaohBender27: We've hit this morning!
 KBKarma: Oh, is Hien here?
 jarnatan: Wolfgang Cloud Strife
 HedWund: 
 Redbassist: 
 Gekyouryuu: I think we've hot today's joke subs
 brieandbacon:  
 jarnatan: thicc diaps!
 ContingentCat: eyyyy I didn't miss my name
 RandomTrivia:   SEVENTEEN HUNDRED!  
 ElementalAlchemist: 1700!
 Veraphage: The numbers don't lie
 beowuuf: sooo cloooooose
 jarnatan: Every single person deserves a raise for this performance
 MorganteMaggiore: this sunday sunday sunday
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 flatluigi: @jarnatan to be fair we literally paid for it
  mtvcdm: omg graham
 malfnord: the number don't lie and they spell disaster for you
 ButButTheJesus: like 17/3rds chance e to the i pi
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Redbassist: He's got the blood mist!
 jarnatan: I often think to myself "aww shiuuuup"
 Jigokuro: Glad to be a part of THAT
 Viewers_Like_You: 50 Merry sbubathon!
  amative1: so close....
 KBKarma: Blast Hardcheese!
 GredGredmansson: well done Graham
 RockPusher: 
 L0rdX33n: huh, I was way later than I expected, I donated a bunch on day one but based on where I am in the list the it didn’t add me to the list until Beej’s last Fallout stream. weird
  TXC2: 
 NimrodXIV:  
 RandomTrivia: Total contributors: 1759!
 ElementalAlchemist: It's us!
 PharaohBender27: 
 teddywhosabear: flatluigi yay
  amative1: AND VIEWERS LIKE YOU!
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 ExachixKitsune: \o/
  mtvcdm: Ah yes, Heather entering into Minnesota Mode
 TheWriterAleph: ME?!?!?!
  TXC2: YOU!
 flatluigi: yaaay
 TheAinMAP: 
 kalira77: Heather is very good at sounding like she's being speech jammed
 AnimeKitty:   
 RandomTrivia:        
 eshplode:   
 Dog_of_Myth:   
 Saintnex: yay!!!
 margieargie:    
 Viewers_Like_You: haha, got there
 teddywhosabear: yaaaay
 themercenary1987: YA!
 IanAllenBird:    
 bakerydragon: CHOICE!
 SymphonySolstice: 
 marmalade_pen:   
  Sarah_Serinde:   
 HorusFive:    
manfred909: 
 ElementalAlchemist: The bit screen is behind
 Gekyouryuu: ME?!
 jarnatan: Amazing
 RockPusher:     
 ArrestedHouse:    
 MorganteMaggiore: the sniper
  TXC2: DA BITS
 iris_of_ether:     
 BrokenGolem:    
 LittleVesuvius: yaaaaay!
 Veraphage: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 Redbassist:    
 Cunobelenos:   
 RTwo28: YIPEE
 PharaohBender27:   
 BlueChloroplast: Perfect!
 ButButTheJesus: YAAYYYYYYY
 NekomimiNinja: 
 ArcticAtlantic:     
 ghyllnox:   
 insanecat6mtg:   
 gibbousm:    
 ladiesloveloki: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 msartivisual:    
 chriswr5: Clap
  TXC2: YOU DID THIS CHAT!
 Astramentha:       
 spethycakes:   
 bakerydragon:   
 IsaTheEngie:     
 vinewood_og: GG All!!!!
 jarnatan: Threading the needle
 Riandisa:   
 Heckhoundbolt: well done
 HedWund:    
 badpandabear:    
 measureofhope: Yaaaay! We all survived!
 teddywhosabear: yaaaaaaay
 ClodiumSoride: aw weird, my name wasn't in the sub crawl
 GoblinMyra:  
 rin_the_kat:   
 pyronils80:       
 enumaelish7: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 TheAinMAP:   
 Makhiel:   
 RTwo28:       
 BlueChloroplast:     
 AnimeKitty:   
 phoenixfeather14:    
 Nahmbra:   
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Coloneljesus:     
   Anubis169: WOOHOO
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 Statist42:     
 ContingentCat: nope it's got a 9 at the start
 Shadowsoflife:  
 HorusFive: MILLION BITS
 excalgold: thanks for the great week of entertainment LRR!
 ghyllnox:    
 Redbassist:   
 whitebadgerwolf88:     
 SquidVorb:    
 phoenixfeather14:    
 Redbassist:    
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 NotCainNorAbel:    
Hrrisn:    
 Heckhoundbolt: well done to viewers like you
 TheAinMAP:   
 TheWooglie:    
 superdude097:      
 nessiah_aries: 
 msartivisual:    
 Lamebert1415:   
 Tingeltangelibach:  
 RockPusher:    
 GredGredmansson: @Viewers_Like_You thank you for your service
 kragmabutch:   
 Melfina__:  
 RandomTrivia:      
 Blue_Anteater: 
 usmu1976:      
 nyxlux:   
AerynsSun:  
   Anubis169: much hugs to all of you wonderful people, life's genuinely better for being here  
 Irsaan:     
 red_shoes_jeff:     
 baltimore_667083:     
 AnimeKitty:   
 wastetalent:       
 HorusFive: So what's Coming UP Next?
 DeM0nFiRe:   
Hrrisn:        
 shendaras: 
 eshplode: Time to go nap
 marawr_arts:   
 nick1n:   
 EldritchProwler: yay
  mtvcdm: A whole subathon!
 DoctorHutch: 
 Singenmeister:   
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 BlueChloroplast:   
 kalira77:     
 SymphonySolstice:     
  mtvcdm: !next
 ExachixKitsune: I didn't even see Viewers_Like_You it was very close to me not doing it correct! Good job
  Sarah_Serinde: !ppr
  LRRbot: The Bloomburrow PPR will be on Sunday, 21 July at 10am PDT! More info forthcoming.
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bloomburrow PPR (Join the LoadingReadyRun crew for your first look at Bloomburrow sealed in action! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Sun 10:00 AM PDT (19:26 from now).
 NimrodXIV:   
 usmu1976:   
 ghizmou:    
 phoenixfeather14:     
 doesnotcompute42:   
 Gekyouryuu: and now we wait less than 24 hours for PPR
  TXC2: !ppr
  LRRbot: The Bloomburrow PPR will be on Sunday, 21 July at 10am PDT! More info forthcoming.
 NekomimiNinja:     
 Redbassist:  
 nfwise:    
 RandomTrivia: What a great week, it's been amazing. Thanks everyone!
 insanecat6mtg:     
 themercenary1987: SEEE YOU TOMOZZOW!
 ClodiumSoride: 
 brieandbacon: "Some" time
 emberBecky:   
OVERKiLL!: 🎉🎉🎉🎉
Fehlbrandschwele: worth it!
OVERKiLL!: 🔹️🔹️🔹️🔷️💙Loading Ready Love
 momalyd: Wait a minuet! I'm a viewer like me.
 ContingentCat: BRAVE NEW FAVES
 NovaTiempo:   
 PharaohBender27:      
 Marvoleath: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bloomburrow PPR (Join the LoadingReadyRun crew for your first look at Bloomburrow sealed in action! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Sun 10:00 AM PDT (19:26 from now).
 samwiser_:   
   Anubis169: PrePre!!
 j_crane330: Tomorrow
 RandomTrivia:    
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether:     
  mtvcdm: !discord
  LRRbot: LRR has an official Discord server! And you don't even need to be subbed or anything! You can join here: https://discord.gg/lrr
 abslomdaak42: Hyped for Bloomburrow
 red_shoes_jeff: The CONSOLIDATED sub list took a HALF HOUR. Crikey.
Hrrisn: 
  mtvcdm: !mastodon
  LRRbot: LoadingReadyRun is now on Mastodon! You can find them at kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun, and LRRMtG at kind.social/@LRRMTG
   Anubis169:    
 Irsaan: Much love to everyone here! You're all wonderful, beautiful, kind souls.
  Foxmar320: !schedule
  LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/schedule for a Google Calendar version.
  TXC2: !events
  LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/schedule for a Google Calendar version.
   Anubis169: "Everything"
 GredGredmansson: PPR
 ArcticAtlantic: this has been absolutely delightful, thanks everyone 
  mtvcdm: !contact
  LRRbot: ALL of LRR's active and official points of contact can be found on the Master Contact List: https://lrr.cc/contact
 DigitalSeahorse:  
   Anubis169: !schedule
  LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/schedule for a Google Calendar version.
 keenersmash:   
 L0rdX33n: Big hugs for all
 RockPusher: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 HedWund: just realized graham and i are wearing the same db shirt today, so comfy lol
 RandomTrivia: Comparatively speaking, a quiet one
 DeM0nFiRe: 
  mtvcdm: !patreon
  LRRbot: All of LoadingReadyRun's streams and videos are made possible by direct support from viewers like you. Check out our Patreon at http://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
 TheMerricat: Kathleen, will there be a BNF tonight? Seems like you have a full schedule?
 excalgold: Bloom Burrow and then Nap Time with LRR
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/StrongResilientDumplingsBudStar-RO6Qf6H4v0NS5PzA
 Chartle: 
 KingEnigma620: Awesome Subathon! Thanks all, this was great fun!
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: do a kick flip
 jarnatan: Decorum!
 TheWooglie: for co-owner Paul gets bullied a lot
  TXC2: !store
  LRRbot: LoadingReadyRun has a store! You can buy Shirt, or Sleeve, or Playmat, or Pin, or Other! Check out https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/ for the full catalog.
 j_crane330:   
 Irsaan: Coming up next is: everyone goes home and takes a nap
Aneranium: did I miss the subathon????
 heartofgoldfish: Shapeability and gender?
 nfwise: https://clips.twitch.tv/NiceSilkyWeaselNerfRedBlaster-v-U2iS8KndUQipmp
 Coloneljesus: @Aneranium yup
 gregoryvanmerrsquerr: 
  TXC2: Aneranium  sadly yes
 Gekyouryuu: @TheWooglie being in charge is WHY you get bullied
 ArrestedHouse: oh god chained together 
 j_crane330: All 5 days
 thegiftedgrifter: Is this your card before ppr, yeah?
 nessiah_aries: Who are the unfortunate souls that get plunged into the depths of hell?
  Simriel: Paul is just like "Nothing"
 Zatengo: ok but when will the vods be up?  
 gualdhar: I already miss the subathon, when is the next one?
 jarnatan: @Aneranium No, you're just early for the next one!
 Mattmitchell45: Happy to have this fun community to be a part of
  mtvcdm: Whatever you missed of the subathon will be up on YouTube as soon as Heather can get to it.
  TXC2: thegiftedgrifter  nope
 Leonhart321: @gualdhar November, it's called Desert Bus 
 HorusFive: Show of hands- who is home streaming tonight?
 ContingentCat: Is Brave new Faves still on?
 Viewers_Like_You: "all the firings"
 Sunidesus: "all" the firings?
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: I can!
  amative1: Oh, I get mad at Serge
 MorganteMaggiore: this whole subathon was just a ruse to fire adam wasn't it?
Skajetolaf: Did we max out?
 Leonhart321: He's a precious cinnamon bun
 AnimeKitty: It's ok his Mods get mad at him plenty 
 jarnatan: Serge is the secret third partner of Bionic Trousers Media
  Sarah_Serinde: Sweet
 Mattmitchell45: wheeler, the Pokemon TCG is worth it though
  TXC2: Skajetolaf  yes
 RandomTrivia: KATHLEEN
 PharaohBender27: 
 RandomTrivia: You have had a VERY busy week
 RockPusher: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 TheMerricat: 
 bytecaster: If that naps hits just right
 RockPusher: 
 marawr_arts: have the cats stream for you
 ContingentCat: We'd totally understand not
 Spacecarl:  
 ghyllnox: You may cancel
 Redbassist: Lowkey 
 TheWooglie: !team
 ghyllnox: Permission given
  TXC2: !homestream
  LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: twitch.tv/seabats | Alex: twitch.tv/alexsteacy | Ben Ulmer: twitch.tv/bengineering | Cameron: twitch.tv/unarmedoracle | Cori and Ian: twitch.tv/tiltyhouse | Heather: twitch.tv/LunarJade | James: twitch.tv/James_LRR | Kathleen: twitch.tv/BraveNewFaves | Matt Wiggins: twitch.tv/wiggins | Nelson: twitch.tv/coachnelly | Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager , twitch.tv/sergeafterdark | Wheeler: twitch.tv/benjamin_wheeler
 ExachixKitsune: @AnimeKitty : That's what we're there for
 MorganteMaggiore: kathleen and everyone pls take care of yall's
Hrrisn: wheeler gonna do elden ring dlc??
 jacqui_lantern234: @RockPusher i swear i want one of her pins of these
 RandomTrivia: 
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: time to make people change seats
 Earthenone: !schedule
  LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/schedule for a Google Calendar version.
 Redbassist: :0
 Earthenone: !patreon
  LRRbot: All of LoadingReadyRun's streams and videos are made possible by direct support from viewers like you. Check out our Patreon at http://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
 DigitalSeahorse: !alex
  LRRbot: Alex’s Varied Creations ~ Gumroad: http://gumroad.com/alexsteacy | Patreon: patreon.com/alexsteacy | Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/ca/shop/AlexSteacy | Home stream: twitch.tv/alexsteacy | Twitter: twitter.com/alexsteacy | More: https://bio.link/alexsteacy
 Earthenone: !prime
  LRRbot: If you have Amazon Prime, you get one free Twitch sub per month to use on any channel you wish (it's hidden in the Subscribe button's popup, you need to click on the elevate your subcription button, and it does not autorenew). Any of those subs that make their way to LRR are greatly appreciated, but it's free money for any channel you choose to support!
  mtvcdm: !addquote (Kathleen) [now] We've got sugar and we have no boundaries!
  LRRbot: New quote #9063: "We've got sugar and we have no boundaries!" —Kathleen [2024-07-20]
 brieandbacon: !store
  LRRbot: LoadingReadyRun has a store! You can buy Shirt, or Sleeve, or Playmat, or Pin, or Other! Check out https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/ for the full catalog.
 RandomTrivia: BAHAHAHAH
 ElementalAlchemist: aaaaaa!
 NovaTiempo: 
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 j_crane330: Suger rush
 RandomTrivia: Gottem!
 flatluigi: aaa
 PharaohBender27: 
  TXC2: AHHHHH!
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 SnackPak_: gottem
 ArcticAtlantic: aaaaaaaaaaaa
  Foxmar320: 
 ArrestedHouse: 
 abslomdaak42: 
 AtrusOfMyst: 
 Redbassist: 
 RockPusher:   
 LittleVesuvius: expect what?
 TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
 Jigokuro: We already hit a million bits...
 Coloneljesus: 1 million dollars
 jarnatan: The stinger is the entire PPR
  amative1: a million bits and 6k subs
 RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHAH
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 RandomTrivia: WHeeeeeeeeeeee!
 RockPusher: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Viewers_Like_You: nyooom
 AnimeKitty: AHHHH
 NimrodXIV: BRRRR
 BusTed: 
 baltimore_667083: 
   Anubis169: TURBO SUB!!
 LittleVesuvius: bye! lol wow
 GoblinMyra: hahahahah
 Earthenone: speedrun strats
 Dog_of_Myth:   
 vinewood_og: Good job evryone let's run it back!
 ContingentCat: 
  mtvcdm: !clip
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
 PharaohBender27: 
 NovaTiempo: woo
 ExachixKitsune: nyoom
 jacqui_lantern234: LMFAO PAUL YES
 eshplode: I am speed
 baltimore_667083: NYOOM
 Sunidesus: Heee! Nice one Paul
 Catcard: WHEEEE
 adept_nekomancer: maximum speed!
 IanAllenBird:  
 TheAinMAP:    
 ArcticAtlantic: this is still going to take *some* time
 margieargie: It's STILL taking a while to go by
  Sarah_Serinde: It still takes so long!
 RandomTrivia: VROOM
  TXC2: Good lord
 j_crane330: Weee
 Nahmbra: Mach CHAT!
 Spritz_T: big bucks no whammies
 ArrestedHouse: LRRDQ
ThatJerkHerc: I hope Beej takes his pants off again.
 teddywhosabear: it'smeyay
 Leonhart321: Gas gas gas
 RandomTrivia: Even at this speed it takes a good 20 seconds
 beowuuf: ----> 
 Redbassist: Ludicrous speed!
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 RockPusher:   
 AnimeKitty:   
 jacqui_lantern234: LRR CHAT I CANT HEAR U
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 PharaohBender27: 
   Anubis169: gas.. Gas.. GAS!!
 jolly6100:   
 NekomimiNinja: And viewers like You!
 Redbassist: 
 jibkat: 
 ButButTheJesus: haha chat go brrrrrrrrrrrrr
 beowuuf: 
 ExachixKitsune: 
 TheMerricat: They've gone plaiid!
 usmu1976:   
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: So what was the multiplier on speed there?
 Irsaan: the high speed version really puts the last 5 days in perspective
 Coloneljesus: WOOOOOOOOOO
 RandomTrivia:      
 Aarek:   
 ArcticAtlantic: fair enough Heather
 vinewood_og: 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 TurnedToFrog: 
 NovaTiempo: holy moly
 PharaohBender27: 
 ladiesloveloki: LUDICROUS SPEED....GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
 ElementalAlchemist: alright alright alright!
 beowuuf:   
 frnknstn: Woooo
 themercenary1987: VIEWERS LIKE YOU
 AtrusOfMyst:      
 marmalade_pen: thank you again mr horrible!! and everyone else 
 bakerydragon:   
 enumaelish7: so true bestie
 DeM0nFiRe: o/   
 abslomdaak42: Let's go, highlight reel
 ArrestedHouse:    
 Viewers_Like_You: laters yall
 BlueChloroplast:   
 SurfDownstage:     
 GoblinMyra: 
 nyxlux: byeeeeeeeeeee
 Statist42:   
 BusTed: ICE COLD
 ElementalAlchemist: See you, everyone! 
 IanAllenBird: o7
 PharaohBender27:   
 RockPusher:    
 Leonhart321: Now ladies
 jarnatan: Our bits flashed on screen!
 Halvhir:   
 margieargie:    
 Catcard: goodbye!
 DiscordianTokkan: Byeeeee
 JadedCynic: o/
 xantos69: Ok, now off to the vod.
 teddywhosabear: what a week
FromBrainToKeyboard: Bye!
 Nigouki: thanks you for the strem!
 RandomTrivia:     
 KBKarma: Buh bye!
 whitebadgerwolf88:     
 Irsaan:   
 Leonhart321: o7
  TXC2: thanks for streaming LRR
 Aischeron: Bye "-)
 insanecat6mtg:   
 ghyllnox: Bye!
 Ashmantle:    
 beowuuf: o7
 abslomdaak42: Byeeeee
 Redbassist: Hey yaaaa
 Jhoiraful_Chaos:   
 BrokenGolem:   
   Anubis169:  everybody
 Riandisa:   
 DaSunao: Bye! 
 Boon_33:   
 marawr_arts: its been real, its been fun
 jarnatan: Thank you!!!
 badpandabear:     
 ArcticAtlantic:     
 leondebowa: bb
 LittleVesuvius: bye!!
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: ggs
 ContingentCat:     
 ClodiumSoride:   
  TXC2: 
 Tingeltangelibach:  
  Foxmar320: what I miss?
 RandomTrivia: Thanks everyone, and thanks Chat for being here!
  Texan_Reverend: It's been a great time!
 ButButTheJesus:   
 NekomimiNinja:   
 marmalade_pen:     
 kalira77:     
 j_crane330: 
 brieandbacon:    
 youngfrey:        
 iris_of_ether:     
 ArrestedHouse:    
 JadedCynic: so....cya tomorrow? 
 aquinas_0: adios!
 AnimeKitty:    
 Leonhart321:   
 letfireraindown: yay
 justacrabgrass:     
 jarnatan: Alright, heading into the vods now
 TheWriterAleph:   
 SnackPak_: GG chat
 adept_nekomancer:   
  Foxmar320: can we run it back?
 RTwo28:     
  TXC2: you did it chat !
 red_shoes_jeff:     
 kataanglover1:    
 Misslinnythebaker: bye bye
 Furrbahl: You're still here? Go home!
 Coloneljesus: @Foxmar320 subread but very fast
 baltimore_667083:    
 Strebenherz: Peace!
 phoenixfeather14:    
 ghyllnox: And now the rewatch begins!
 jacqui_lantern234: soo, uhhh..... same time next year?
 iris_of_ether: https://clips.twitch.tv/KathishAthleticParrotWTRuck-q8Qqffg5V5wj5hoM
 spethycakes:   
 HedWund: be well everyone, see you next time
 ShifuDaxiongmao:  
 TheWriterAleph: bye twitch chaaaat
 AtrusOfMyst:        
 Irsaan:  
 ExachixKitsune: Alright, practice run over, time to start again
  TXC2: YOU ARE ALL FREE NOW
 RTwo28: @Furrbahl never! This is my home!
   Anubis169: Foxmar320: brb frame-by-framing the fast version
 deusvampire: sooo now???
 MrGibberish: 
 Snowcookies: ty for the stream
 TheMerricat: Rest well everyone!
 DigitalSeahorse:   
Kyle Ladd Stobener: Love you LRR!
 Riiiiiiis: C y a peeps!!
 MrGibberish: So... Same time tomorrow?
 A_Catastrophic_Success:   
 ShifuDaxiongmao: now what...
   Anubis169: So how about those <insert local sports team here>?
  TXC2: Goodnight everybody
 NotCainNorAbel:          
  Foxmar320: Anubis169 LOL
 Irsaan: goodnight!
 Saintnex: bai everyone!
 djqj:   
 RTwo28: @Anubis169 Oh I love local sport team. Its great when they score point
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/FaintCuteSpiderPicoMause-7-OPb2qOOfdJPtSy
 jarnatan: @Anubis169 It was a ludicrous display last night
 Irsaan: 
 RockPusher: right, time for another nap
 BlueChloroplast:   
 ExachixKitsune: good job everyone
 The_Color_Twelve: It's so weird and quiet now.
Exachix Kitsune: have fun everyone!
 RandomTrivia: Well, shit, now I have the shadow of post-Bus melancholy, where I don't want to close the window. Good thing there's a PPR to look forward to to break us back in gently
 baltimore_667083: @Anubis169 their new pitcher throws well i hear
 RockPusher:  stay weird and wonderful people! 
 jarnatan: I think my only criticism of the subathon is that clearly the ratio of gab to crab could use improvement
 Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra : 
 ExachixKitsune: If you are feeling a bit like you miss people, try new discord
 RandomTrivia: Chat, it has been a privilege to witness this with you
 ExachixKitsune: !discord
  LRRbot: LRR has an official Discord server! And you don't even need to be subbed or anything! You can join here: https://discord.gg/lrr
 ExachixKitsune: discord: it's like chat but not
 The_Color_Twelve: Yeah big post db letdown mood. I'm sure it will pass
 ExachixKitsune: time to catch up on hermitcraft
 RandomTrivia: https://youtu.be/y0ZoX4dBvwk In case anyone missed it, Weird Al dropped a new polka yesterday. It slaps
 bakerydragon: @RandomTrivia 
  Graham_LRR: Finally gonna start to get those vlogs online tomorrow
 bakerydragon: I need sleep now, but tomorrow I will watch the vod of the movie playthrough just in case it can't get on youtube
 ExachixKitsune: ooooh vlogs
 RandomTrivia: Chat, sub-bombing and giving bits after the cutoff:  https://i.imgur.com/iVPlnYE.gif
 bakerydragon: @Graham_LRR woo!
 ThorSokar: If anyone needs to find something in the VODs the sheet is now complete: https://vst.ninja/south/SubAThon2/
 bakerydragon: @ThorSokar       Thank you VST , and thank you again mods
 Leonhart321: Doing the champions work Graham o7
 ThorSokar:  I need a nap
 GredGredmansson: @ThorSokar thx
 stippledotter: Love a blog, hype!
  Juliamon: My mom always picks me up a lemon ginger muffin from the Saturday farmer's market but apparently the baker is gonna stop making them because I guess I'm the only one that likes them, which is a tragedy because they're really fuckin good, big chunks of ginger
 ExachixKitsune: are you able to get the recipe?
  Juliamon: but he offered to make a batch for me to put in the freezer!
 ExachixKitsune: oooh yay!
 ExachixKitsune: even better
  Sarah_Serinde: Aw that's so nice. And they sound delicious
 Earthenone:   both emotes seem quite apropriate to the situation
  Juliamon: He's my former youth soccer coach, very cool dude
  Juliamon: I have a big takeout salad en route
  Sarah_Serinde: I *guess* I can cook something
  Juliamon: oh actually it's here, good timing, that
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