Crossing the Streams || Chained Together

 baltimore_667083: !box
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 Sethalidos: !quote 4391
  LRRbot: Quote #4391: "Ian's just a slightly more sophisticated Markov chain than the one we're using to generate quotes." —Cameron [2017-10-07]
 ihlendrax: !secret
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 malfnord: !sir
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 Diabore: !next
 PharaohBender27: Ugh, I noticed that they just changed the layout of the "clips user has created page" >_<
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Chained Together) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (0s from now).
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 malfnord: Well timed
 SnackPak_: 
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 SnackPak_:   
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 jacqui_lantern234: 
 Diabore: i hate that i have to keep adjusting my timing because my computer is faster
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  Juliamon: oh, I think the paid promo tag is still on
 KBKarma: So, any word on who's playing this?
  Juliamon: (tag=toggle)
  Juliamon: Ian, Cori, Heather, Alex
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 korvys: I've seen clips of this game - it looks like a W+P game, but like... intentional
 KBKarma: Four people? The image for the game suggested two. Gods, this sounds mad. I'll check out the VoD when I wake up. Have fun all!
 jacqui_lantern234: @Juliamon an excellent lineup >:D
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 Dog_of_Myth: @jacqui_lantern234 no u
 jacqui_lantern234: @Dog_of_Myth no me what?
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 Dog_of_Myth: @jacqui_lantern234 You're awesome.
 jacqui_lantern234: havent said anyone was awesome, so HAH I WIN >:3
 kusinohki: meows
 PharaohBender27: See, @Dog_of_Myth , this is why you never do a preemptive kindness strike at Jacqui 
 kusinohki: earlier today I watched the DB clip of jacqui's heartfelt letter.  they're definitly awesome (aggressively so)
 jacqui_lantern234: and this is why we try not to have knee jerk responses, chat 
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 nevermore913: This should be a fun watch
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders!
 FadedOasis: Hello! 
 Dog_of_Myth: Live and learn I guess
Starbriar: 
 KeytarCat: @jacqui_lantern234 You're an excellent lineup!  no, I don't know what that means
Pugnippets: 
 jacqui_lantern234: @PharaohBender27 someone once tried to preempt kindness strike me as i was typing a discord message.... this was the day after i found out my grandma died
 TheAinMAP:   
 Dog_of_Myth: Ooof.
 PharaohBender27: @jacqui_lantern234 OOOOF
 SaxPython: 
 jacqui_lantern234: like, it was all good and CLEARLY not malicious
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 xVoxtric: Drink together, chain more glurp.
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 lirazel64: Whhheeeee!
 TheAinMAP: Hello.
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy,  ,  ,  , and  !
 jacqui_lantern234: OH NO XD
 SaxPython: Oh the rare interanl MAWP
 korvys: Did Ian confuse a balance slider for a volume slider?
 TheWriterAleph: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 SnackPak_: 
 jacqui_lantern234: CORI
 ghyllnox: IAN
 SnackPak_: the Ben-phones
 xVoxtric: I almost can't believe it's not Ian's fault  (truly just joking Ian)
 Dog_of_Myth: Perfect intro
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 SquareDotCube: Ah, the Ian headphones
 jacqui_lantern234: OHHH, Bens headset makes TOTAL sense
 Plasterboard: Greetings Cori, Ian, Heather & Left Ear
  Sarah_Serinde: This is gonna be a time, I'm excited 
 KaleidoscopeMind: oh right, Ben's ears
 EricTheOrange: Monke
 nevermore913: This is better than a watch and play game
 Drasvin: So how fast to subocean?
 ANeMzero: Alex leaning into his typecasting
 jacqui_lantern234: @KaleidoscopeMind ear (singular)* 
 Diabore: wait, what are improved issues?
 AugmentingPath: Level 3 Performance Issues
  Juliamon: !addquote (Ian) [now] You know what? I WANT performance issues.
  LRRbot: New quote #9065: "You know what? I WANT performance issues." —Ian [2024-07-22]
 eric_christian_berg: Give us the Bethesda Experience!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
DaxStrife: We deserve all the p!
 jacqui_lantern234: give us the 1080 p-ness 
 Nigouki: just terrabytes of madeup garbage data
 AugmentingPath: @jacqui_lantern234 that seems like too many
Spades_Slicc: Learn on hard mode
  Sarah_Serinde: It's nice to have the option, you can choose not to use it if you don't want to
 jacqui_lantern234: @Nigouki sounds like my existence as a person 
 ProcyonFlynn: You joke ... but I recently had to work with a client that didn't understand that you can't just "improve" a picture up to print quality.  And nothing can be done to fix their project.  =x=;; they had someone just up-scale everything.
 mercano82: I really hope they didn’t make invert Y a global setting in a multiplayer game
PhoenixGayming: Tom Cardy intesifies
 PharaohBender27: Oooooh, is this going to be like Bread and Fred (was that the name of that penguin game  and  played last winter?)
 AugmentingPath: @ProcyonFlynn Computer: Enhance!
Spades_Slicc: Alex you don't have nearly close to 1000 legs
DaxStrife: @PhoenixGayming I think that's a "Red Flag!"
 DigitalSeahorse:     centipede
PhoenixGayming: @DaxStrife snap!!
 Marvoleath: Why is there a status of Chris Hemsworth?
  Sarah_Serinde: Well, Ian said he wanted issues 
 jacqui_lantern234: @Sarah_Serinde thanks, sarah, i now have water in my nose XD
 SnackPak_: oh this is gonna be *good*
 Simonark: Welcome to group chains fun time.
 jacqui_lantern234: @SnackPak_ YOURE GOOD 
 EricTheOrange: feet
The_Ninjurai: Is this by the same people as Only Up?
 niccus: different folks
 DigitalSeahorse: up we gooooo
 korvys: You can pull the chain
 0x6772: Gonna be fun when they figure out what that actually does.
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: I think the open change also lets them move through each other?
 Getter404: Pulls you up, yeah
 TheAinMAP: 
  Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Heather and Alex) [now] 'This game's easy.' 'Why would you say that?' 'Because I want it to get harder.'
  LRRbot: New quote #9066: "'This game's easy.' 'Why would you say that?' 'Because I want it to get harder.'" —Heather and Alex [2024-07-22]
VinylMinty: They have to look towards the chain
VinylMinty: To pull
DaxStrife: Oh we gettin some good noises tonight.
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 sgowell: oh great. the scary scene from “Time Bandits” is a game now.
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 Dog_of_Myth: We are going to get some quotes and clips tonight
 jacqui_lantern234: today Heather will be angering the gods in a staggering display of hubris 
  Sarah_Serinde: Hello Windows
 CodeIndigo: was that windows noise.... oh, okay, not me
 jacqui_lantern234: @CodeIndigo it was them
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 Neddy471: Clowdstrike Update strikes again.
 korvys: You were always
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  Juliamon: 
  Sarah_Serinde:  
 SaxPython: !clip
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 gualdhar: lol
 Tangsm: This is going well.
 patrick_stonecrusher: 
 SaxPython: perfection
 korvys: In the menu, I think
 gualdhar: the fall damage is the friends we made to fall with us
  Sarah_Serinde: The fall damage is the psychic damage from having to start over
 BrowneePoints: There's no fall damage because  the penalty is having to redo it
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/TransparentResourcefulMetalTriHard-MIZjidOFR_3cJ1BL
 Drasvin: You're already in hell, Alex.
 jacqui_lantern234: i see what kind of stream this is gonna be >:) i love it
 korvys: It's more of a Bennett Foddy thing
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 korvys: Or like... Sisyphus
 AugmentingPath:  
  Juliamon: Yeah, those chains are gonna get awful real fast
 Ukon_Cairns: i do like, "Load Checkpoint Hell"
 HadesLeprechaun: bottom of menu screen has teleport
 Marvoleath: https://clips.twitch.tv/BigBusySharkWOOP-yCps0ce_e_mHQ_dl
 FarleyF: Paul just cuts you with a vicious remark
 AugmentingPath: Same strat: hurl yourself at the ground
  Texan_Reverend: https://clips.twitch.tv/ElegantMotionlessSoybeanBrokeBack-ixFHQnGOf544DQi4
 SnackPak_: 
 jacqui_lantern234: yatta!!! 
 Ukon_Cairns: 
 kusinohki: oh, it would be funny if part of the game had two players toss a 3rd like in moving out...
 korvys: You mean correct, Ian
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 korvys: You are a person, not a plane
 PharaohBender27: @korvys ... Are we actually sure about that?
 korvys: I'm less certain about Ian than other people, I suppose
  Juliamon: korvys Argument: you are *piloting* your character
 Joy_Stix_DragQueen: I always knew architects were satanic
 Gaelan_Maestro: what ever you do, dont look down
 korvys: I am *directing* my character
 Tangsm: The question is which individual will become the agent of chaos.
 Welbog: Hello I am today years old and what is this
 jacqui_lantern234: @Juliamon does this imply that our brains are the pilots of our meat-mech bodies? 
  Sarah_Serinde: Learning experience! 
  Juliamon: jacqui_lantern234 Sure does!
 Joy_Stix_DragQueen: Mario World style
 jacqui_lantern234: @Sarah_Serinde jokes on you, im too stupid to learn! 
  Juliamon: Krang philosophy
 jacqui_lantern234: @Juliamon excellent >:)
 kusinohki: "I'm little more than a soggy piece of bacon piloting a meat mech" - EC Will I think...
 SaxPython: As everyone says "Chain" I keep hearing "Schoen" as in "Danke Schoen" and I think there's a Weird Al opportunity there.
 AugmentingPath: loudly
 sporkraptor: synchronized screaming
  Texan_Reverend: This. Is. AMAZING!
 TheAinMAP: So much yelling.
 Blip2004: Ian's Destiny skills coming in handy
 Joy_Stix_DragQueen: Can't wait to see this all over the highlight reel next wee
 jacqui_lantern234: @Texan_Reverend YOURE amazing!!! 
DaxStrife: Oh I hope there are others in the Moonbase who are hearing this right now. 
DaxStrife: Good ol' sky bones.
 korvys: I'll accept "piloting" as the verb for controlling *my* body, but a video game character is not my body (until we have the matrix, or holodecks)
 DigitalSeahorse: we're in the bone zone! 
 kusinohki: for some reason, I thought this game was about chain gang prisoners attempting to escape...
PhoenixGayming: god this game would trigger my vertigo so badly if i played it
 Marvoleath: hey, at least there is no friendly collision
 niccus: where are the archers with human-sized arrows
 Joy_Stix_DragQueen: womp womp
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/DreamyMoralSquirrelSwiftRage-wQJF_x2q9FtdS3UL
 SkylerRingtail: RIP
 TheAinMAP: 
  Juliamon: Hope you checkpointed
 sporkraptor: at least you don't take fall damage?
  Texan_Reverend: No fall damage... but also no checkpointing.
  Texan_Reverend: Oh, nevermind.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 spurius: cowards
  Texan_Reverend: Much better.
 niccus: beginner mode is kind (relatively)
 korvys: @Texan_Reverend They're on beginner mode
  Juliamon: kusinohki What is hell if not a prison
 sporkraptor: this is *not* a game to play if you have any fear of heights
 DigitalSeahorse: weeeeeeeeeeee
 TheWriterAleph: wheeeee 
 Alex_Frostfire: The speedruns of this probably look crazy.
 jacqui_lantern234: D:
 Arclight_Dynamo: The falling makes my legs feel funny.
 SaxPython: If the player models had collision...
 Mai_Andra: Once more, with femurs.
 jacqui_lantern234: @Alex_Frostfire .....shit, now i NEED to know
 DigitalSeahorse: glad it doesn't checkpoint on a tiny skull
 niccus: it's not as extreme as sisyphus game's boulderless mode
 TheAinMAP: 
 iiieye: I hate everything about this game....
 xVoxtric: anyone else get intense vertigo from that falling?
 Marvoleath: can you hang on the chain if another person jumps to the other side of the beam?
 DigitalSeahorse: chain is as strong as it's weakest link 
 xVoxtric: it's kinda fun but also 
 kusinohki: surprised teleport doesn't have a hot key...
 DigitalSeahorse:   
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 PharaohBender27: @SaxPython You realize that in German, "schön" is *not* pronounced the way it is in that Wayne Newton song, right?
 sporkraptor: hammon
BrindleBoar: Bologna Ganon
 niccus: you gotta play sausage roll
 AugmentingPath: Calamity Gammon
 SquareDotCube: Blood sausage Ganon
 hotgreenflames: do NOT google 'Sausage Link Zelda' with safesearch off
 BrowneePoints: And if it's ToTK Ganon it's gotta be the juiciest cut you've got
DaxStrife: Ham/Jambon Gannon
 DigitalSeahorse:  you can do it
 PharaohBender27: @hotgreenflames Oh . . . oh no.
 SaxPython: @PharaohBender27 lol nope
 Wrexadecimal: That or those two runners / one controller challenges
 Arclight_Dynamo: Tingle would be a dollar store brand turkey hotdog.
 thedepthandbreadthofseth: Stardew has team speed runs, iirc.
 BrowneePoints: I would KILL for a Wipeout/Takeshi's Castle LRL SUmmer Games
 epsilon_vee: like irl tennis balls? 
 SquareDotCube: So in this sausage-themed Zelda game who's the kid sausage?
  Sarah_Serinde: I step away for one minute and chat is doing what?
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 TheAinMAP: 
 drroxorphd: nice save
 Alex_Frostfire: Completely intentional.
 Ashen_Prime: Coop speed runs are surprisingly common. But also, finding the best speedrun route takes a whole community; it's not something often done solo.
 SquareDotCube: thanks tips
 Mr_Horrible: they need to add a challenge mode to this where if you turn around you lose your wife and have to close the game
 PharaohBender27: @SaxPython It's difficult to describe the sound. I have read that a way to vocalize it is trying to say a long a with your lips pursed like an o, but the actual sound is closer to "oo"  like in cook or book
 jacqui_lantern234: ok, for speedruns of this game, "Any% NoWings" is 41m50s. "Any% Wings" is 12m49
 Getter404: trambopoline!
 thedepthandbreadthofseth: Omg, hope would be the worst part!
 SaxPython: @PharaohBender27 
 PharaohBender27: 
 EmpressTila: In Latin, Jehova starts with an "I"!!!
 SaxPython: Also, Skulls for the Skull Throne
 HadesLeprechaun: harrowing, lol
 drroxorphd: well done, if extremely chaotic lol
 SaxPython: What a thrill...
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 drroxorphd: Not today Satan!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 SaxPython: Snake Eater 
DaxStrife: Oh hell it's Cliff! [Looks again] Oh, Hell Cliffs.
 niccus: now you're chained to the poison swamp
 BrowneePoints: good edging folks
 AugmentingPath: hmm
 SquareDotCube: ledger!
 jacqui_lantern234: damnit, alex! now i wanna replay Catherine
 epsilon_vee: pull up!
 baltimore_667083: pull up!
 drroxorphd: Where did you learn to fly?
 CaptainSpam: Stop trying to summon U2's guitarist!
 thedepthandbreadthofseth: @empresstila why would something in the middle east be in latin.  Surely either Greek or Assyrian should have been more likely...
 jacqui_lantern234: ladder? i hardly know her!!! 
 AugmentingPath: the free rider problem
 SaxPython: Ook Ook fellow gamers
 EmpressTila: Listen, if we start poking holes in Indiana Jones, we'll be here all night.
 HadesLeprechaun: I don't know if it's the same button as pull, but I think there is also like a "Stabilize" button
 Mr_Horrible: the true victory condition is realizing Hell isn't so bad
 SaxPython: Yeet!
 AugmentingPath: well, it was coordinated
 Wrexadecimal: wheeeeee
 0x6772: Not for this, because of the dismount, but climbing the side of the thing such that you get pushed into the ladder or fence rather than off the ladder or fence might not be a bad idea.
 SquareDotCube: become as one
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 jacqui_lantern234: uh oh~ CLUMPIES~~~ 
 SnackPak_: 
 brainbosh: Do they know how to pull each other up?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DigitalSeahorse: I think so
 SoaringDragon42: I think the answer is yes but also no
 AugmentingPath: 
 SaxPython: B52s!
 singinnonsense: stream over
 TheAinMAP: 
 rosesmcgee: Base camp. Like Everest
 ladylinzington: 
 xVoxtric: Exactly as designed.
 SaxPython:   
 pn55: 
 SaxPython: #Checkpoint... Probably
DaxStrife: Did anyone else see the giant skeleton in the distance?
purposesunknown: Whats in the BOXXX
 DigitalSeahorse: the door is not a jar
 kusinohki: "the jar is a door"
 PharaohBender27: IAN
 TheAinMAP: https://clips.twitch.tv/AbrasiveRelentlessKoupreyPoooound-RU4zs_4LcqEP7aZY
 spethycakes: 
  Juliamon: Several teams
purposesunknown: Orlando Magic not bloom lmfao
 SquareDotCube: Phoenix Suns, Miami Heat, and LA Lakers.
 protojman: Orlando is correct 
 kusinohki: for the monstars??
 spethycakes: Most famously for the LA Lakers
 SaxPython: 1st Try
 TheWooglie: Hubris
 SnackPak_: welp
DaxStrife: I don't want to be on the leader board in Hell!
 korvys: It's more of a Bennett Foddy thing... or like, Sisyphus
 SaxPython:   
purposesunknown: Idk if its warranted but picking an order 1-4 might help
 AugmentingPath: @DaxStrife Better to serve in heaven than be on the leader board in hell, I always say
 singinnonsense: the  button
 ANeMzero: Always forward, never learning: now on Mondays!
 Arclight_Dynamo: Oh! I get it! Batman!
 TheWooglie: tenuous
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 xVoxtric: Is it the Star Wars Trek or the Star Trek Wars?
 HadesLeprechaun: Pull button
  Sarah_Serinde: We don't need to backseat them in the chaos co-op game. They'll figure out their own systems. Or not. Either way is good 
 kusinohki: bail bond organa??
 ANeMzero: but when given the option to go left... you gotta
Cptasparagus: flawless edging
 SaxPython: !findquote left
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  Sarah_Serinde: 
 quasi79fu: hai chat..are they having fun?
 kusinohki: we need to fuuuuuuu??
  Sarah_Serinde: Not on stream!
 DigitalSeahorse: oh this is every platformer ever including fall guys
Spades_Slicc: On stream?
Cptasparagus: @quasi79fu Alex is screaming a lot, so probably
 Mollylele: Are we winning, sons?
 AugmentingPath: hi folks, russell here
 SaxPython: @Mollylele Chat is 
  Sarah_Serinde: We're definitely winning
 quasi79fu: hahahaha
 DigitalSeahorse: no thanks
 SoaringDragon42: Every time Alex starts screaming, I start giggling
 SquareDotCube: When the sun goes down in barreltown...
 sounderfan84: so the jokes are worse in hell?
 DigitalSeahorse: hoppy  
 quasi79fu: is this Hell or purgatory?
 KeytarCat: The lion's back method: immediately jump off the other side!
 PharaohBender27: @quasi79fu Some narration has indicated that it's hell
 HadesLeprechaun: green pull!
 AugmentingPath: quasi79fu depends if they're able to get out or not
 lightfut: Hooray no fall damage
 Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, god, oak-aged milk.
 PharaohBender27: Actually, you know what? Lack of fall damage is an argument in favor of Purgatory
 kusinohki: how come games don't ask "how high can you get?" anymore??
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 DigitalSeahorse: ahahahhh
 malfnord: Is this podracing?
 jamesinor: Well... Rip
 quasi79fu: haahahah
 Strebenherz: Whoops
 TheAinMAP: Whoa
 Strebenherz: Getting over it 2 looks like hell
 kusinohki: too bad we can't use the laser to cut the chains...
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/IncredulousTrustworthyPandaDxCat-EKij-1VWsNuhaGU-
purposesunknown: gg
 SaxPython: Who's on first?  More like Who is Cursed. 
 TheWooglie: who goes on 3?
DaxStrife: A "Hellicopter?"
 quasi79fu: isnt there like a prompt for them to pull up others who have fallen?
 SaxPython: A Hind D?
 SaxPython: I'm really thinking this is Metal Gear
 Marvoleath: Amazon drone delivery gets to Hell?
 Arclight_Dynamo: Trabopoline!
 Gaelan_Maestro: less felicopter more blender
 DigitalSeahorse: telepunt
 PharaohBender27: @Marvoleath Where do you think it originated? 
 lightfut: Trambompoh-fuck
DaxStrife: So this is where the trampoline from The Simpsons ended up.
 TheWooglie: Hubris
 DigitalSeahorse: weeeeeeee
 quasi79fu: yup pros
Spades_Slicc: The trampoline does WHAT?
 DigitalSeahorse: YEET
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 SoaringDragon42: totally pros
 Strebenherz: So I tuned in late, but this appears to be some amazing hellborne multiplayer version of getting over it
 WriterRaven flops into chat, hearing something about pulling Cori off and wondering who wants to take that one again
 DigitalSeahorse: hell has the best rides
 0x6772: "Pros at this" followed by immediate ejection 2 for 2
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/DistinctBlitheLouseSwiftRage-4THaq59UMdgSlTtH
 Sethalidos: WAT?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
 TheWooglie: don't let go
 SoaringDragon42: Hey, it *is* an amazon drone
 SaxPython: https://clips.twitch.tv/AbstruseShakingSardineDAESuppy-VdiT325DLxOr6bO9
 quasi79fu: Dont let go Jack
 Sethalidos: cue Yakkity Sax
 TheAinMAP: So how's the traffic looking?
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 SaxPython: 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
Spades_Slicc: lrrmans
 SoaringDragon42: Get out of the car! it's a trap
Spades_Slicc: @SoaringDragon42 maybe it's secretly a tarp
 SoaringDragon42: could be!
DaxStrife: Wow, Dragula got a downgrade.
 quasi79fu: someone has to get into the car
  Sarah_Serinde: 
Spades_Slicc: you can get in the car and drive it
 HadesLeprechaun: I have seen other people play this, and you can definitely drive it
 DigitalSeahorse: oh
 DigitalSeahorse: woops
 Mollylele: cuuuute
 SnackPak_:   
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 quasi79fu: instant regret
 Diabore: CORI WHY
 eric_christian_berg: Perfect. No notes.
 NightValien28: good driving
 SoaringDragon42: oh that was epic
 DigitalSeahorse: shitty shitty bang bang?
  Sarah_Serinde: !clips
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 epsilon_vee: this is just an elaborate "teaching humans to fly" bit isn't it
  Texan_Reverend: All according to keikaku.
 TheAinMAP: 
 patrick_stonecrusher: Bear driving car?? How can this BEE???
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 TheAinMAP: 
  Texan_Reverend: (Translator's note: keikaku means plan.)
 TheWriterAleph: 
 ladyjessica: I love when other people have the same brain worms. oh my god bear is driving how can that be.
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/AlluringMushyOryxSoBayed-CmY5VJskEdzBoRcX
 DigitalSeahorse: chitty chitty bang bang I love you! 
 SaxPython: https://clips.twitch.tv/ApatheticClearTubersTTours-nG07S4SurC3W2TqN
 DigitalSeahorse: probably runs on farts
 TheWriterAleph: hahahaaa 
 Strebenherz: Get golf'd
 Tangsm: I would concede to Alex's experience of bad controls.
 CaptainSpam: Alex does have far more experience in crap driving controls, yes.
 SaxPython: does anyone know hoe long the longfalls are now?  Like 12 seconds?
 epsilon_vee: no backseating please 
 Tangsm: It's held together by hatred.
 Robot_Bones: thats the neat part, it doesn't
 PharaohBender27: Ooooh
 NightValien28: oooh
 NightValien28: took the feet out of the gas right on time
 DigitalSeahorse: there might be a car related achievement
 62MGcobra: it a banjo axle Ian
  Texan_Reverend: Sancho Panda!
Spades_Slicc: Alex "don quixote" Steacy
  Texan_Reverend: Anybody remember the Don Coyote cartoon?
 TheWriterAleph: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 NightValien28: YEAH
 PharaohBender27: So, as someone who listened to (a translated version) of the audiobook, the windmill thing is *so early* in that story
 TheWriterAleph: ahhh there it is. i was waiting for a Pillar Moment
DaxStrife: Turned into a Tool video.
 sporkraptor: we're in Hell, we make our own fun
 0x6772: Is this even supposed to be an obstacle…?
 hotgreenflames: "i am not a crook hupmbblblblbl"
 SaxPython: Super Mario Sunshine Bonus Level
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 SaxPython: 
 avi_miller: Secret level time
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Tangsm: Or just miss everything entirely.
  Texan_Reverend: !break
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 PharaohBender27: There's a whole bit later where some wealthy folks they stay with decide to prank them by blindfolding them, putting them on some sort of wooden swing, and tell them that it's a dragon or something like that (it's been some years)
 TheWooglie: "attempt"
 dumbo3k: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: a live cat
 Tangsm: Secret option C
 AugmentingPath: it's you, you're in the box
 DigitalSeahorse: I hope there's not a cat in this box
 Drasvin: !findbutt
  LRRbot: Behind you.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 nyoomgoom: watching the play
 patrick_stonecrusher: "There's going to be a lot of jumping, and a lot of screaming" - Heather
 dumbo3k: @patrick_stonecrusher I think it was Cori who said it
 PharaohBender27: There's also the whole subplot of Sancho wanting to be the governor of an island, but not understanding what an island is, and so someone just lets him think he's running a random city in Spain.
 patrick_stonecrusher: Oh ok
 JKBalch: Is a mic live still?
 Earthenone: !findquote beta
  LRRbot: Quote #8105: "Here's this week's dystopian sentence: Rain is only available to paying BETA customers." —Ian [2022-06-12]
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 DigitalSeahorse: 
 SaxPython: I think someone needs to ping mtv.  I think this is headed to the best-of playlist
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DigitalSeahorse: faint scream in the background
 space_turbulence: Just got here, how many chains did I miss?
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: anyone else remember the Don Quixote episode of Quantum leap? Great Episode.
 DigitalSeahorse: nope
 TheAinMAP: I think there's just been one chain.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 space_turbulence: @TheAinMAP Must be a pretty big chain
 SaxPython: I've gotta go do some chores. Be on the lookout for clips!
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: Just one Swan actually...
 KeytarCat: tip toe tip toe
 Drasvin: I hear chains
 DigitalSeahorse: I hear chains moving!@
 Blip2004: jingle jingle jingle
DaxStrife: Someone's rattlin' them chains.
 quasi79fu: spoopy chains
 DigitalSeahorse:    shackle shackle shackle
 patrick_stonecrusher: In that jingle jangle morning l'll come following
 SnackPak_: sounds kinda like sleigh bells
 SaxPython: 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 tehfewl: The Cube (tm)
 DigitalSeahorse:   
Spades_Slicc: Heather is Lemming-maxxed
 quasi79fu: The cube is approahing
 62MGcobra: Alex only has one ear, he has no depth perception
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 JadedCynic: JUST missed something, oh well 
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 HadesLeprechaun: You have that 3 2 1 button as well that Ian pushed near the beginning
Spades_Slicc: Rotation isn't for another week Ian
 space_turbulence: cube approaching, mind the gap
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 SaxPython: Clap clap clap
 KeytarCat: 
Spades_Slicc: Not! On! Stream!
 DigitalSeahorse: warning incoming game 
 quasi79fu: isnt there b utton they can use to pull people up?
DaxStrife: Welcome to Hell: "Everyone will get here eventually!"
  Sarah_Serinde: Yes they do have a button for that
  Texan_Reverend: We had a rope that everyone had to _hold_ onto. Nobody was _attached_ to it, though.
 Blip2004: I've seen entire classes of children chained together when  they're out
 space_turbulence: That's more toddlers, by kindergarten you can usually trust them to hold onto the rope themselves
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 TheAinMAP:  
 Mr_Horrible: "Ready?" "Yup"  *walks off*
 SnackPak_: more of a hope you're ready
 Strebenherz: IAN
 tehfewl: no feet bits?
 sydnius: is
 Sylenctone: 100 suspicious bits
 Marvoleath: https://clips.twitch.tv/BoredSuaveWatermelonMau5-QzE-GoBdX8ijMlQl
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Sunidesus: it's my break time... I wonder what LRR is up to... oh my
 KeytarCat: is heather pulling the wrong chain?  Can you do that in this game?
Spades_Slicc: Pretty sure you can't do that on stream
 SquareDotCube: <message deleted>Ages 3 to Fuck
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 eric_christian_berg: Try the Technicolor Polyfuck.
 space_turbulence: Is that a threesome, or triple penetration?
 WriterRaven: Fudgeamemnon?
  Texan_Reverend: @SquareDotCube There are some uncharitable interpretations of that statement. So, I'm going to remove it.
  Texan_Reverend: I know that's not what you meant or anything.
 dumbo3k: Eh, air control works kinda, by changing how the air is pushing against your body
 quasi79fu: have we appreciated our mods today..??
 eric_christian_berg: This reminds me of that scene in Time Bandits.
 quasi79fu: Mods are being awesome
 SnackPak_: wow
 SaxPython: PB!
 KeytarCat: That was amazing
 Sunidesus: that was so close
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 quasi79fu: Never loook back..Never stop
Spades_Slicc: Go no stop
 62MGcobra: only has to work once
 SnackPak_: new strat!
  Texan_Reverend:  there!
 TheAinMAP: 
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 TheAinMAP: Yup
 DigitalSeahorse: oooo nooooo
 Sorator13: Ah, now we begin the Fall Guys stage
 TheAinMAP: 
 SnackPak_: 
 dumbo3k: Nice save!
 DigitalSeahorse:   
  Texan_Reverend: Holy hecc!
 SoaringDragon42: well done!
 TheAinMAP: 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 JosephDeath: That is not a checkpoint lol
 Tangsm: Hmm...
Spades_Slicc: It is not a checkpoint
Spades_Slicc: that's on thursday
 quasi79fu: i dont think thats a a checkpoint
 SnackPak_: o7
 DigitalSeahorse: of course
 quasi79fu: i think its a timer
 DigitalSeahorse: Mario knew that was going to happen
 DigitalSeahorse: girl dinner?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 TheAinMAP: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 quasi79fu: Going up sirrrrrr
 DigitalSeahorse: elevator music
 Sunidesus: good elevator music
 SaxPython: 
 AugmentingPath: 
  Texan_Reverend: Don't get us copyright struck again...
 DigitalSeahorse: bat frands
 RatherLargeToad: 
MichaelSnowbird: Prison Break simulator. These guys seem to be pretty good. Is there anything in thier past that they have not shared?
 quasi79fu: dive dive dive
 SaxPython: It's the water level 
 KeytarCat: But controller has two D-stick!
 quasi79fu: counting lol
MichaelSnowbird: I am watching this and all i can think is"thank god i dont have to do this"
 TheAinMAP: One and twenty minutes for that line to come up.
 AugmentingPath: Spikes time!
 Pteraspidomorphi: Does Ian sometimes jump on 0 and sometimes on 1? 
 AFamiliarCalledEl: Super Mario World time!
  Texan_Reverend: Teambuilding exercise.
 Sunidesus: team building?
 SaxPython: Agree Ian, Team building
 KeytarCat: got launched
 ThePerrBearr: ALEX
 niccus: team controlled demolition exercise
 ProcyonFlynn: Honestly - it'd probably work great.  You'd need to do the closed circle so nobody can "take the lead" but other than that, yeah.
 TheAinMAP: Did the game just go, "now the game truly begin"?
 TheAinMAP: begins
 AugmentingPath: no, go left
MichaelSnowbird: hahahaha
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 SaxPython: I counted 20 seconds for the fall
MichaelSnowbird: welp
 Marvoleath: Best/worst part of Mirror's Edge games was the woosh of air as you fall, followed by the sound of breaking bones
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 SaxPython: 
 DigitalSeahorse:  
  Sarah_Serinde: 
graal_smith: Jingle physics?
 Driosenth: jingle physics
 Arclight_Dynamo: Jingle physics? because chains?
 KeytarCat: Climbing up through the floor to continue the cycle
 SaxPython: Chain Physics > Jiggle Physics
 AugmentingPath: jumps I did it again
 SaxPython: @augmentingpath  I played with your chain, got lost in the game
 0x6772: Would that tip stop if you used the function once?
 DigitalSeahorse:  sorry, sorry
 DigitalSeahorse: eh 
 DigitalSeahorse: you say ABOOT
 AugmentingPath: @SaxPython Presumably they're not that innocent, or they wouldn't be here
 LeokadiaBosko: Very mild accent but yes
 SaxPython: 
 Drasvin: There's a reason sailors used port and starboard instead of left and right.
 DigitalSeahorse:  wooosh
 sounderfan84: picture if this had a VR version
MichaelSnowbird: there is something more satisfying about the longer fall
 SaxPython: They need a Northstar landmark. For example, the biggest pile of skulls can be North
 Blip2004: SGDQ had a relay race between two teams of 4 this year
 QuixoticScrivener: first time every time
 DigitalSeahorse: 
MichaelSnowbird: hahahaha
 AugmentingPath: Haste makes efficiency, I always say
MichaelSnowbird: ripped off
 SoaringDragon42: I wonder if there is a brace button
 AugmentingPath: Or a car!
 Driosenth: If you want a ramp, you can try "The Game of Sisyphus" It even includes a boulder
 hiFunko: It didn't help that my Australian boss used to drink Yerba Mate and use that pronounciation (incorrectly) too
 hiFunko: that was my introduction to it
 AtomicAlchemical: So are the big torches checkpoints or just decoration?
Spades_Slicc: How are you supposed to pronounce Yerba Mate?
 SoaringDragon42: I think those are the checkpoints
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 noSmokeFire: the bones are alive
 BOTGrant: The most withering stare I've ever gotten was when I pronounced it that way to my Uruguayan friend
 AugmentingPath: Satan has been known to fake bones
graal_smith: No, you can't die, but your bones CAN be extracted
 CaKnuckleguy: The only true death is to not jump
 ANeMzero: Satan knows a thing or two about fake bones
 Drasvin: Graal_Smith makes a great point
DaxStrife: Hell, where Spirit Halloween stores are open 24/7.
 Driosenth: Satan uses hell to warehouse the Halloween stores the other 10 months of the year
 hiFunko: @Spades_Slicc mah-tay? I believe
 Marvoleath: @ANeMzero Exactly, he put all those dinosaur bones underground 
Spades_Slicc: Go No Stop
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 DigitalSeahorse: welp
MichaelSnowbird: over shot
 frameshifty: it almost worked really well!
 PharaohBender27: Siri plz
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
  Sarah_Serinde: 
MichaelSnowbird: hahahahahahahahahahaha
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 SaxPython: Love, True Love
 PharaohBender27: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Wow
 adept_nekomancer: 
 Sunidesus: wow
 sounderfan84: ian!
 enbycephalopod: IAN
MichaelSnowbird: bazinga
 PharaohBender27: IAN. HORNER
 LeokadiaBosko:     
 frameshifty: uninverted Y-axis? Believe it or not, straight to jail.
 Sethalidos: IAN,NO!
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 space_turbulence: Excellent wordplay, but also IAN
 0x6772: Maybe clicking "nearest safe location" would make it stop asking you to click "nearest safe location"?
MichaelSnowbird: ohh the helpful tip again
graal_smith: OK, but why does Alex scream like a small child?
 BOTGrant: Is there a name for this genre of "a physics engine with a thin veneer of game tacked on"?
graal_smith: We have fire lathes
 DigitalSeahorse: you should have fire drills
 niccus: are those drills that cause earthquakes?
 patrick_stonecrusher: @botgrant streamer torture
 korvys: Multiple MREs? PolyMRE?
 BOTGrant: @patrick_stonecrusher I can get behind it
 Driosenth: A kit to response to an earthquake or a kit to induce an earthquake?
 DigitalSeahorse: like razor blades?
 PharaohBender27: So who's the floor leader for the Moonbase in an emergency?
MichaelSnowbird: nice
MichaelSnowbird: so close
 AtomicAlchemical: @PharaohBender27 Bartleby
  TStodden: Floor Leader?  Isn't that Gibb's job?
 SaxPython: !control
  LRRbot: Nelson is in control.
graal_smith: I blame... the sea
 AugmentingPath: Careful, Alex, jokes like that get you kicked out of Tenacious D
 spethycakes: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Add "lust" to "hangry."
 DigitalSeahorse: jump man
 DigitalSeahorse: ow
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 SquareDotCube: so that's how they get the corkscrew shape
 celest_sadira: Can you turn off tips in the settings?
Duwani1: It is ok to be wrong Ian
 DigitalSeahorse: it's okay, Daffy Duck's penis will grow back 
MichaelSnowbird: fuck
 patrick_stonecrusher:  This is where l watched my parents die, Parapa
 DigitalSeahorse: in a spiral
 Sethalidos: !findquote falling
  LRRbot: Quote #5082: "Sometimes when cousins get together there is a clash, and everyone falls over." —Kathleen, as Inspector Assayer [2018-06-18]
 AugmentingPath: I love efficiency
 DigitalSeahorse: nope
MichaelSnowbird: so no?
graal_smith: Good try, optimal rugby play?
MichaelSnowbird: hahahahahaha
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 DigitalSeahorse: laughAH
 AugmentingPath: 
 0x6772: This seems like a good use for "nearest safe location"…
 SoaringDragon42: now the safe spot button
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/CleanHomelySamosaTakeNRG-Qo8S0vtKcl3Q_oJC
MichaelSnowbird: so counting is hard
 Spooky_Noises: weej
graal_smith: So... did Graham bribe Alex to intentionally sabotage this game?
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 SaxPython: https://clips.twitch.tv/BoxyRichZucchiniDxCat-FlhXNQVjD51K2Zqh
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 space_turbulence: @graal_smith Ooh, a secret team task sabotage like in Taskmaster?
MichaelSnowbird: its gotta be beer O,clock somewhere
 SnackPak_: it's a good question, Cori
 pn55: 
graal_smith: Y!  Y!  Y!  Y!
MichaelSnowbird: hahahahahaha
MichaelSnowbird: fantastic
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 sporkraptor: full descent... INTO MADNESS
 space_turbulence: Cori that's Paddington 2
 DigitalSeahorse: that movie we watched last night
 SnackPak_: got that first part down
 SkylerRingtail: Ian would be arrested/charged for associating with the Communist Party
 space_turbulence: Aaaaaaa, I hear joke bad
 DigitalSeahorse: arrested for possession and charged for resisting arrest
 space_turbulence: Tbh I'd watch that version of Paddington 3
 Arclight_Dynamo: Canadian Nuclear Safety Commission, I think.
 rosesmcgee: Tell them its for religious observances
 AtomicAlchemical: Recreational Plutonium
 DigitalSeahorse: a Warner Bros. movie
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 TheAinMAP: 
 Sorator13: huh, deja vu
 letfireraindown: i come back to a brick of plutonium...
 Driosenth: I don't want to join the I-Pee-Pu club
 patrick_stonecrusher: 
 SaxPython: Logs!
 AugmentingPath: letfireraindown everyone's a subcritic
graal_smith: Panik
 ghyllnox: Cori gets arrested for doing something funny she didn't know was illegal, Heather gets arrested for doing something funny she definitely knew was illegal, Alex gets arrested for refining uranium, and Ian gets arrested for blowing up the moonbase
 SaxPython: clap Cori clap!
MichaelSnowbird: good recovery
mysteenova157: Noice recovery
 DigitalSeahorse: nuuuuuu
 Featherweight_: i love that s
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 SaxPython:  
 Featherweight_: I love that the spinning death traps are no issue but log is unbeatable
MichaelSnowbird: shouldnt green or grey be designated prime and everyone shadow them?
 DigitalSeahorse: we're not lumberjacks and it's not even a moving log
 Arclight_Dynamo: This game is just a metaphor for group projects.
mysteenova157: ^
 ArkhamArchivist: metaphor?
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 DigitalSeahorse:    jump the gaps
 Arclight_Dynamo: Is this chain big-endian or little-endian?
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 DigitalSeahorse:   
 patrick_stonecrusher: HerroHowareYou? FineSankyou.
 electra310: Have they considered birling down and down the white water?
 HadesLeprechaun: I almost wonder if you'd have more success just all running starting at the base of the branch, just trusting everyone to make the jumps
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 SaxPython: Oh!  You aren't seated aligned to your quadrant
 ArkhamArchivist: I thought the point was to make unnecessary Gamer Jumps without warning the rest of the party
 PharaohBender27: One more!
 eric_christian_berg: Tap dat ass.
 Sethalidos: IAN!
 Sethalidos: IAN, NEIN!
MichaelSnowbird: beer time?
  Texan_Reverend: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
 AugmentingPath: swapping your legs is important, it keeps the wear pattern even
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Tangsm: I wonder if it's easier or harder to use the visible countdown vs a vocal countdown
 SaxPython: or like a cell phone app metronome?
 DigitalSeahorse: not easier then just saying 1, 2, 3, go
 SaxPython: It would be awesome if this was an augmented realty game.  Imagine if you had to tweet the devs that you got in an actual fight to continue.
 PharaohBender27: That you, Marley? 
MichaelSnowbird: welcome back?
 Strebenherz: badly perhaps, but this is comedy gold
MichaelSnowbird: a chain of 4 seems hard
MichaelSnowbird: hahaha
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 SaxPython:   
 Tangsm: The magic of friendship
MichaelSnowbird: so the break worked
 adept_nekomancer: 
 Featherweight_: the break, it did nothing
 rosesmcgee: Someone in marketing came to the devs and said "4 player co-op will sell better, can you make these puzzles work for that many?" and the devs said "Who cares?" and shipped it
 ArkhamArchivist: It gets worse, you can be chained in a circle instead of a line
MichaelSnowbird: @ArkhamArchivist YIKES!!!
 SaxPython: pfffff
 adept_nekomancer: a subshit, if you will
 HadesLeprechaun: have you looked to see if you can turn the Tips off in the settings?
 Strebenherz: speaking of logs
 Sethalidos: *sigh* Ian
 Mazrae: Would that game come with smell-o-vision game play??
 DigitalSeahorse: is it possible to just mantle the logs?
 DigitalSeahorse: yup
 Sethalidos: IAn
 Featherweight_: yes Ian topical reference
 PhorrestGaze: huh?
MichaelSnowbird: please
 SaxPython: https://clips.twitch.tv/WiseFriendlyScallionNerfRedBlaster-AK0FbDNTMEVj3koD
 DigitalSeahorse: Chia Pets will get moldy since by nature they need to stay moist
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: dont know what I like the least, the physics engine or the warhammer circa 1992 aesthetic
 DigitalSeahorse: that was scary
MichaelSnowbird: phew
 nyoomgoom: clean
 DigitalSeahorse:   
MichaelSnowbird: please
 Strebenherz: GAMING
 nyoomgoom: the cleanest
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 adept_nekomancer: 
MichaelSnowbird: OMG
  Sarah_Serinde:    
 SaxPython: YEAH!
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 iarethel0ser:  
 SaxPython:   
MichaelSnowbird: YES
mysteenova157: Well done !
 DigitalSeahorse: it better have checkpointed
 Tangsm: You mean in air? Because they float in water just fine.
MichaelSnowbird: yes
 SaxPython: 
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 dtrain_67:  
 DigitalSeahorse:  not more log
MichaelSnowbird: no no no no
MichaelSnowbird: logs. the timeless enemy
 LurkerSpine: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:15:11.
 ProcyonFlynn: Yeah, twitter ruined that bit
 PharaohBender27: Nope
 BusTed: Minion Quotes
 DigitalSeahorse: yes
 DigitalSeahorse: you do
 DigitalSeahorse: trebuchet
 xVoxtric: "because you're a thief, alex" haha
 SkylerRingtail: Did I hear pie catapult? I have someone to introduce you to
 DigitalSeahorse: cool
 PharaohBender27: I could see Alex's shoes in the background, and yet even I did  not see that moment coming 
 Arclight_Dynamo: T-shirt howitzer.
 DigitalSeahorse: you need someone to catch the tshirts too
 spethycakes: 
 whitebadgerwolf88:  
 DoctorHutch: we used paintball CO2 for ours
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 paulthemapguy: blorb
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 iarethel0ser: Begin water temple level?
 DigitalSeahorse: I thought he said camel up super cup
 patrick_stonecrusher: Sonic "Running out of air" music plays on loop
 nyoomgoom: several people proceed to write down "sneaky mcgeeky" for future use as player or npc name
 DigitalSeahorse: WAT
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 SaxPython: Some times you gotta do a science
 patrick_stonecrusher: At least you'll dry out from all the wind
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
sargeantmajorfish: hope you cant drown in this game @LoadingReadyRun
 PharaohBender27: But Ian, your company has advertised Hydrogen Peroxide as a drink! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMmN_JGjJ50 (First time I saw that, I had a laughing fit for several minutes)
 Tangsm: Little dot finally reached flag
 nyoomgoom: neutral milk hotel? no. slightly acidic milk hotel
 RatherLargeToad: is the Sonic drowning music still on the sound board?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 paulthemapguy: he has a richter hammockslam amount of control over the device her
 paulthemapguy: here*
 DigitalSeahorse: sounds like more of a former president thing
 PharaohBender27: No, Ian, the *other* company you work for 
 niccus: rollerblades upgrade
 SaxPython: @PharaohBender27 
 DigitalSeahorse: wat
 Arclight_Dynamo: Oh.
 Arclight_Dynamo: I get it.
 0x6772: Remember that earlier suggestion about sliding the chain along the pole?
sargeantmajorfish: great commercial, i know some politicians who could use that beverage
 DigitalSeahorse:    wooooooshhhhhh
 KeytarCat: Chain doesn't interact helpfully
 0x6772: You can also choose "load checkpoint" in the pause menu.
 dm818: load from checkpoint?
MichaelSnowbird: but the green circle?
 Drasvin: Respawn at checkpoint?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Sethalidos: ian
 paulthemapguy: The theme from "Wocky"
 DigitalSeahorse:    bweh bweh bweh
 Mollylele: i will give you bits to stop singing
 KeytarCat: Wait, NOW the chain interacts???
sargeantmajorfish: @LoadingReadyRun i have something to celebrate today, my 3rd MRI was today, clear bill of health from brain surgeon...i have brain surgery just over a year ago, non cancerous tumor gave me a seizure at work last year
 HadesLeprechaun: 2 on one side, 2 on the other side, then?
Spades_Slicc: 3 on one side 1 on the other
 Tangsm: What, arbitrarily selective game rules don't sound like hell to y'all? It's on theme.
 DigitalSeahorse:  Everybody HATES log!
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/DoubtfulTastyBaguettePrimeMe-8RwaBB7NoZy6pTYW
 DigitalSeahorse: woop
 TheAinMAP: So close.
 josh___something:   
 SaxPython: 
 PharaohBender27: @sargeantmajorfish 
 TheAinMAP:     
 Arclight_Dynamo: 
 DigitalSeahorse:    congrats!
 Herbert_Erpaderp:   
 Strebenherz: @sargeantmajorfish Hell yeah, congratulations
 Riandisa: 
 DigitalSeahorse:    clean head of health
 ArcLightningCanuck: @sargeantmajorfish Congrats!
sargeantmajorfish: @Strebenherz no more checkups until a year form now...i also became a diabetic at the same time as my seizure, but im right at normal blood sugar levels now too
sargeantmajorfish: 
mysteenova157: Woooooo
 josh___something: W... Works
 DigitalSeahorse: the NEXT
sargeantmajorfish: also lost 30 of the 100lbs i have gained in the last few years   
 TheAinMAP: On the next one.
MichaelSnowbird: hahahaha on the next hop
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: the next next one
 MajorFrostbyte: 3, 2, GO
 Strebenherz: @sargeantmajorfish Nice.  Well wishes and here's to good health future \o/
 DigitalSeahorse: wrapped around
 Driosenth: Ian, have you considered getting everyone at the moonbase forklift certified for a Live bit?
MichaelSnowbird: pretty sunset
Spades_Slicc: maybe coordinate position in line with side of log
sargeantmajorfish: @Strebenherz thanks, got too much to live for to miss out..enjoyed that two day nap last may though...was sedated
 DigitalSeahorse: doesn't it mess up the chain if the wrong people are on the wrong sides?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yay for health!
 Strebenherz: @sargeantmajorfish That... does sound like a hella good nap
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Big OH NO for trying to coordinate trampoline
 DigitalSeahorse: wtf
 Thefluffiestguineapig: team trampoline has one of the worst injury stuff in the Olympics
mysteenova157: Made it!
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 TheAinMAP: 
MichaelSnowbird: fantastic
 SaxPython: clap clap clap
 DigitalSeahorse: 
sargeantmajorfish: such skill    
 7gorobei: 
 Arclight_Dynamo: Time to fight two gargoyles?
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This game is similar to KTaNE in that it could be used in real life team building stuff
 ThirdGames: It's Hell, of COURSE there's budget cuts
Spades_Slicc: KTaNE?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 SaxPython: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @thirdgames The budget cuts are so the top brass can have more bonuses
Spades_Slicc: @brainbosh they've used the mechanic
Spades_Slicc: sparingly
 DigitalSeahorse:  jingle jongle
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 Strebenherz: Amazing
MichaelSnowbird: hmmmmmmm
 PharaohBender27: Welp
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That could have used the big stoli bottle prop for Alex to take a huge swig of water from
 Thefluffiestguineapig: “In my defense” [giant swig]
mysteenova157: Noice
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 TheAinMAP: 
 ghyllnox: "I bought an asset pack"
 DigitalSeahorse:  that's how they roll
 Lysander_salamander: Hello everyone!
 nyoomgoom: so basically they take all the same resources as the typical watch & play and actually use them effectively
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The effort put into making the nonsense setting work as a satisfying platform is very good
  Sarah_Serinde: Incredible
 DigitalSeahorse: tangled
 PharaohBender27: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Momentum!
MichaelSnowbird: amazing
 Lysander_salamander: Is this like a 3-d multiplayer Getting Over It?
 7gorobei: saved it
MungoDude: whee
 Strebenherz: @Lysander_salamander more or less
MichaelSnowbird: So who is taking up smoking after this?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is the worst version of “untangle the yarn” ever
 Strebenherz: takes the "you're in hell" of getting over it quite literally
 pn55: Wham!
 niccus: if you jump too far you fling the previous version
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Your life depends on your ability to untangle a knot
MungoDude: oh I thought everyone had picked colours based on their shirts IRL
 DigitalSeahorse: Bepis
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What does it take to “unlock” a new high point?
 DigitalSeahorse: once
 Thefluffiestguineapig: IAN
 enbycephalopod: The whiplash I get every time im in Portland, OR and ask for a coke, then the server does the pause and asks "Is RC okay?" NO, No its not
 niccus: it's the price for beginner mode
 jamesinor: I actually prefer RC to coke, weirdly
 DigitalSeahorse: they don't give you enough room one the end
 Lysander_salamander: I like Mr Pibb more than Dr Pepper.
 Strebenherz: We have coke at home
 jamesinor: I'm big on rootbeer though
 enbycephalopod: @jamesinor Crater Lake Rootbeer is So GOOD
 ghyllnox: Sir Pibb
 enbycephalopod: but I cantr find it anywhere
 DigitalSeahorse: I know what melons taste like
 Arclight_Dynamo: Rev. Pibb
 spethycakes: Magister Pibb
 Lysander_salamander: no thanks
 BrowneePoints: Japanese Melon I think
 PharaohBender27: 
 jamesinor: @enbycephalopod I like Crater Lake for floats, though my favorite rootbeer all around is Sprecher
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHY
 DigitalSeahorse: run and jump with no space
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That seems strictly worse
 Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
MichaelSnowbird: next time
 NightValien28: 
 SaxPython: I'm not clipping that
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 TheAinMAP: 
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 enbycephalopod: @jamesinor I actually go out of my way to specifically source birch beer, but crater lake is my go to rootbeer
 enbycephalopod: also rogue when I can find it
 Strebenherz: WHAT
 ghyllnox: Is "Sonic but better" like "Coke but better"?
 DigitalSeahorse: heheheheh
 DigitalSeahorse: I saw that meme
 shurtal: man, i miss the Time Prison
 Thefluffiestguineapig: My brain is melting
 BrowneePoints: Isn't Shadow several decades older than Sonic and made from Alien DNA?
 Lysander_salamander: is this related to Pregnant Sonic?
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/ArborealDifferentFiddleheadsDancingBanana-vT5CMfjzcG-9WCxt
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @lysander_salamander NO, that sequence of words is CURSED
 jamesinor: @enbycephalopod Birch Beer is solid, but I honestly have two tier lists of rootbeers for the purpose of either pairing with food or making floats
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 avi_miller: See I can't not think of the image of Shadow over a toilet meme when I hear Shadow the Hedgehog
 Lysander_salamander: What, does Sonic lay eggs instead?
 shurtal: reactive armor for relationships
 ghyllnox: @Lysander_salamander Are you implying eggpreg Sonic?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @lysander_salamander No, Knuckles has the pouch and weird three headed penis. echidnas are super weird
 BrowneePoints: Yea Gerald Robotnik's granddaughter Maria
 Lysander_salamander: 
 Shadwhawk: No, it's Knuckles that lays eggs.
 shurtal: man, i can't wait for that scene in Sonic 3
KinkerbellRose: It'd be like putting a motorcycle in those steel cages.
 xVoxtric: Boo turned Vegito into candy, not Gogeta
 shurtal: Vegito
 niccus: well we don't know what happens in a pokeball, so you need a theory there first
 jamesinor: I just imagine him running around inside the ball until it takes flight
 Lysander_salamander: ah, I was confusing the plots of Sonic and Crash Bandicoot.
ConspicuousCompiler: I like to think it's eggs.  That explains why Eggman is so mad at Sonic.  They're jilted lovers.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No less pissed than a Pokémon like Groudon would be
 BrowneePoints: tbf, it aged like milk
 SaxPython: New Watchalong Podcast!
 Lysander_salamander: Is that the one were a guy ate a robot?
 shurtal: man, i need to watch Abridged again
 xVoxtric: Facts about Buu for sure
 Lysander_salamander: no wait that's Cell, right?
 Lysander_salamander: Maybe I should read the comic
 TheWriterAleph: the drop is soooo loooong 
 Lysander_salamander: Maybe I should read Dr. Slump first
 shurtal: @Lysander_salamander yes, Cell eats robots, Majin Buu eats candy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The longer and longer flailing arms
 BrowneePoints: Shadow was made DECADES before Sonic was born by fusing a Hedgehog with Alien DNA in an attempt to Save Dr Robotnik's Cousin Maria from an incurable disease by His Grandfather Gerald Robotnik. Maria got gunned down by GUN forces anyways
 BrowneePoints: yeeeep
 noSmokeFire: there's absolutely time travel in sonic
 shurtal: Pender NEEDS to be stopped
 noSmokeFire: but shadow looks the way he does because he's actually a clone of satan
 patrick_stonecrusher: There's EVERYTHING in Sonic
 SaxPython: It's Shadow's 130th anniversary
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Lysander_salamander: I don't know enough about Sonic lore to be skeptical of that statement
 shurtal: oh god, everyone needs to watch the 10 ten sonic females video
 BrowneePoints: Vanilla can get it
  Foxmar320: The story of Sonic 06 makes it so that Sonic 06 never happened.
 avi_miller: I stepped away for a second and have no clue what they are talking about now
 BrowneePoints: Vanilla is Cream's Mom
 DigitalSeahorse: I only got into the side scroller Sonic games
 Lysander_salamander: I saw the 90s cartoon when I was a youngster.  So anything might be possible.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @lysander_salamander I only know what I do from the Death Battle stuff but Archie Sonic is MESSED UP
 KeytarCat: Big the Cat would never hurt me
 PharaohBender27: My sole experience with sonic was playing it while doing biofeedback sessions as a kid
 SaxPython: @avi_miller It's a little cursed
 shurtal: Vanilla is the size of an average human mother
 enbycephalopod: Hedgehogs run a ton and poop when they're running, sonic is a hedgehog, therefor one only needs to follow the trail of turds
 patrick_stonecrusher: "Had a bad dream; better microwave the baby"
ConspicuousCompiler: @avi_miller Dr MPreggman
 BrowneePoints: Vanilla is a Mother I'd Like to Share Chili Dogs With
 Tiber727: @BrowneePoints I still have no idea how making an anthropomorphic hedgehog with jet boots relates to curing diseases.
 shurtal: that baby EXPLODED
 DigitalSeahorse: I think we're all too distracted now
 Lysander_salamander: I've heard that Sonic Boom is good.
 shurtal: Dr. Preggman vs. Dr Pegman
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 BrowneePoints: Has Alex seen Vanilla?
 Strebenherz: Both?
 DigitalSeahorse:    so much chaos
 Lysander_salamander: Like casting a fobidden wizard spell?
 shurtal: he INVENTED it, named it after himself
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Does Ian want to make more progress in the game? Alex currently can’t play due to laughter
 josh___something: IAN HORNER
 Thefluffiestguineapig: IAN NO
 Lysander_salamander: Ian Yes
 Arclight_Dynamo: God, imagine being chained to Ian...
 BrowneePoints: So for Alex's edification, this character is the only canonically Middle Aged Animal AND Parent in the Sonic Universe. She is the size of a normal Human. https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/sonic/images/c/c1/Mother%27s_day_vanilla.png/revision/latest?cb=20230726223855
 patrick_stonecrusher: Last 10 minutes just look up Sonic lore
ConspicuousCompiler:  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @arclight_dynamo The only way to make it bearable is to ask him to help you be friends with his murder
 KeytarCat: Was that a keysmash joke?
shurtal gifted a Tier 1 sub to mpregananant! They have given 16 Gift Subs in the channel!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, mpregananant! (Today's storm count: 38)
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 epsilon_vee: i guess they're collecting a fresh batch for the next ransomware incident?
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Arclight_Dynamo: I like to put a nail through HDDs.
ConspicuousCompiler: @BrowneePoints She's a rabbit?
 UnknownFriday: Yeah, that's a fun one, especially with how integrated Microsoft accounts are to Windows 11. And how certain people don't have a password on their MS account now.
 BrowneePoints: Yep. She's Cream's mother @ConspicuousCompiler
 DigitalSeahorse: uuuuuh
 DigitalSeahorse: nononononooooo
 ghyllnox: Like the final military computer security measure of "take it outside and shoot it"
  TStodden: Do we need another "Fun with Microwaves" bit?
 shurtal: didn't LRR do 2 videos on this?
 0x6772: You don't have an Outside Microwave, Alex?
 patrick_stonecrusher: Dumpstered microwaves outside for SCIENCE
 DigitalSeahorse: that's how you ruin your microwave
 spethycakes: @shurtal well, it *is* Sonic's 30th Anniversary 
 niccus: i think you looped the beam
 avi_miller: This stream has been phenomenal
 Lysander_salamander: Does that mean Sonic's children are in college by now?
 SnackPak_: 
 Tangsm: How.
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Lysander_salamander: 
 SaxPython: Gaming!
 Redbassist:  
 iarethel0ser: How.  What.  And HOW.
 TheAinMAP:   
 SnackPak_: rip Mitch
 0x6772: Notably, this is LOWER than that prior point...
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 schordash:   
 whitebadgerwolf88:     
 Spacecarl: unless they are broken in a way that makes a hole, or is on super speed
 SaxPython: Awe man. This escalator is just stairs
 Chesul: Escalators definitely can be broken, and they're super dangerous when they are.
 ThirdGames: @SnackPak_ I used to like Mitch Hedberg. I still do, but I used to too.
 Drasvin: But what if the escalator collapses into rubble?
 Lysander_salamander: This game looks like it was constructed in Gmod
 DigitalSeahorse: tram! just because I feel like saying tram!
 Tangsm: I beam tori gate
 TheAinMAP:   
 0x6772: (This is probably higher.)
 schordash: 50   
 DigitalSeahorse: Grimes something Legal Service
 ghyllnox: Yes, please turn off the Hell Subway
 nyoomgoom: @BrowneePoints recently i learned there's a nanny character, not exactly a parent but close. rosie woodchuck
 Strebenherz: @Lysander_salamander Alex commented on that earlier.  Reminiscent of a lot of the garbage games they've sampled, with familiar assets, but a surprising (and infuriating) level of thought to the hazards and jumps
 DigitalSeahorse: hey now
 PharaohBender27: 
 DigitalSeahorse:    so silly
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 patrick_stonecrusher:   
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Riandisa: Thanks for the great stream  
 NightValien28: this has been awesome
 NightValien28: thank you for the stream
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 TheAinMAP: 
 DigitalSeahorse: NUG POT
 SnackPak_: 
ConspicuousCompiler: Oooh, Rhythm Tuesdays!
 TheAinMAP: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
ConspicuousCompiler:           
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 TheAinMAP: 
 TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
 pn55:  
 PharaohBender27: Well that in-game scream was well-timed 
 DigitalSeahorse:  still screaming in the distance
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Earthenone: !findquote scream
  LRRbot: Quote #586: "ICE CREAM! ICE CREAM! I SCREAM!" —Alex [2015-08-14]
 SaxPython: Stay Good Everyone.  Try to make good choices!
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