Friday Night Paper Fight || 6 Player Bloomburrow Draft

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 RatherLargeToad: Frogs! Frogs! Frogs! 
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 KaleidoscopeMind: "others"
 Earthenone: others typal
 HadesLeprechaun: I'm others
 neisan2112: How dare they leave out 
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 HavenDragon: others is a typo, they meant to say otters 
Wonderdoc: just got back from prerelease, right on time to watch a draft hell yeah
 neisan2112: But I'm on my poarch
 ElektroTal: I'm a water buffalo!
Spades_Slicc: That was ixalan Cam
 Plasterboard: o/
 HadesLeprechaun: yes we would
 Gadora: snek snek snek
 A_Dub888: !card blood apothecary
  LRRbot: Bloodroot Apothecary [2G] | Creature — Squirrel Druid [3/3] | Toxic 2 / When Bloodroot Apothecary enters, you and target opponent each create a Treasure token. / Whenever an opponent sacrifices a noncreature token, that player gets two poison counters.
 neisan2112: He's Just Ben
  James_LRR: HEY! I'm going to. Hell, it was my idea!
 laikagoat: won my prerelease earlier today
ilovebrownies3: Just came back from a prerelease. I ran UG frogs, and had a blast
 A_Dub888: !birb
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 Dromos_GHG: yay the animalfolk art!
 AugmentingPath: mouseses
 A_Dub888: take the cardboard one!
 RatherLargeToad: @ilovebrownies3 A person of culture
 RatherLargeToad: Helga!
joinempiretoday: hate draft on the first card
 AugmentingPath: Cameron's rare has so many words on it, it must be good
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 seanmrwick: Enabler
 Plasterboard: read only until you believe you know what it does then STOP reading. This is the way
 AshcopseDryad: pivot to another color
 Ukon_Cairns: ive never picked the good card before and i wont start now
 A_Dub888: @Plasterboard This is the way
 seanmrwick: I gotta say the full art lands look really good
 BrowneePoints: thanks twitch app for not telling me they were live Q.Q
 AugmentingPath: Plasterboard as the saying goes, reading the card is a waste of time
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 BrowneePoints: what were serge and Cameron’s first picks?
 seanmrwick: btw, any ideas on when the BloomBurrow commander decks come out?
 A_Dub888: they're just some little guys
 BrowneePoints: Pog Serge. Pog.
 definenull: Hello and OMG the little critter avatars are here too 
 BrowneePoints: my cards are still on their way here from CARDKINGDOM sponsor of the show
 LowUpsideCJ: it must be some sort of friday night
 midnightcurryjazz: It was yesterday for like japan and aus
 seanmrwick: I was talking to someone at my local Target store and they were talking about new cards and decks and why the new packs and stuff are more expensive nowadays
 seanmrwick: that's like saying the Midwest isn't real
 bloondie555: this set is basically all little guys
 BrowneePoints: badgers
 neisan2112: Only a few
Spades_Slicc: frog king was pretty big
 Gadora: Calamity beasts.
 BrowneePoints: there are some rather large badgers
Spades_Slicc: there's the dragon
 definenull: Hey they're just bigboned
 gcu_pure_big_mad_boat_man: how are the lil critter draft going?
 CrossXhunteR: found a opossum in my attic like an hour ago. got an animal control person out to remove it, and they found a baby with it. my dumb mind immediately went to "this is offspring" thing
 BrowneePoints: I REALLY hope WotC releases a D&D setting guide for Valley
 A_Dub888: DONKEY
 BrowneePoints: it would be FREE money
 Dog_of_Myth: @BrowneePoints I'll be at GenCon. I can tell one of the D&D designers for you.
 definenull: Extra style points
 BrowneePoints: @dog_of_myth you better! tell them it hits on an angle their other settings don’t!
 ElektroTal: the planeswalkers guide is basically a D&D sourcebook for bloomburrow as is
 BrowneePoints: @dog_of_myth also get into a dagger heart game for me will ya?
 definenull: Cute draft will be a thing
 neisan2112: That would be SO HARD to choose
 Dog_of_Myth: @BrowneePoints I'm full up on events but I'll check out what I can.
 BrowneePoints: @elektrotal while I agree also having codified rules for the people’s and such is what my brain craves
 BrowneePoints: also the color on the arts seems to pop on these. hope it follows through on the foils as well
 LowUpsideCJ: @BrowneePoints in the crack a pack videos in the ppr the showcase foils specifically looked really good
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 A_Dub888: I'd say left card
 seanmrwick: my 3 favorites words, Serge
 definenull: Oh dear
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 definenull: Tfw everyone is cutting each other
joinempiretoday: Is it me or is the set symbol a maple leaf 
 A_Dub888: @seanmrwick What about "Road Quest Two?"
 KaleidoscopeMind: "chittering"
 seanmrwick: @A_Dub888 Id be in for that
 flatluigi: i support a pack 4 fwiw
 Featherweight_: Just keep drafting till you're all happy
 ElektroTal: whoa-oh, we're half way there, whoa-oh, draft what's at your chaiiir
 Hansk_and_Boo: I just came home from pre-release. Came in 3rd out of 49 players! Happy with the result. My deck was called "Hazelnoot Moose".
Julian_Rogue: @A_Dub888 that would be weird to see on a magic card though
 avjamethyst: the collector boosters have commander cards, which can be overpowered in draft
 saucemaster5000: 1%ER SPOTTED
niccus: well...
 Desruprot: this set has such good art
 Dog_of_Myth: @ElektroTal I started to sing that.
 neisan2112:  
 seanmrwick: @Desruprot on all the cards or on the land cards?
 BrowneePoints: (I may have ordered multiple collector boxes for this set specifically that I’d been saving and trading in for for a year)
  r10pez10: haven't seen much of the set, fun stuff?
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 ElektroTal: tape my hand, i'm taking the raaare, whoa-oh, drafting on a prayer
 definenull: Good joke streamer
 Desruprot: @seanmrwick majority of the cards, the lands are also good
 seanmrwick: see I think about Magic the Gathering are the friends you make along the way
Spades_Slicc: petite bourgeoisie maybe
 seanmrwick: @Desruprot is this another set that has full art lands
 seanmrwick: I was thinking more of owning boxes of Alpha and Beta
 Desruprot: that is expensive
 BrowneePoints: Foil winter land!!!!
 thedepthandbreadthofseth: Hey folks!  What pack are we on?
 BrowneePoints: that’s gotta be rare as heck
 Desruprot: Winter is the rare among the full arts
 BrowneePoints: that basic is RARE
 definenull: Hey hey hey!
 sorrow_of_aria: They put baby in Dragon Ball breakers
 KeytarCat: Could do it as baby mario and luigi
 Plasterboard: removal
 seanmrwick: removal
  r10pez10: removal's probably smarter
davkmo: removal
  r10pez10: but p3 rare is p3 rare
 seanmrwick: also Wheeler I'll be making time today to make proxies for my Simic Deck
 BrowneePoints: I’m honestly shocked yall got a foil winter basic in a play booster. that’s GOT to be heckin rare
 Featherweight_: I so deeply love all these frogs
  r10pez10: i was in a CMR draft once where someone had like six howling golems
 seanmrwick: remember our conversation during your stream Wheeler when we were talking about making a Kruphix commander deck? Well I may have finally copy some of the proxies from my Clues deck into my Kruphix deck
 flatluigi: !card howling golem
  LRRbot: Howling Golem [3] | Artifact Creature — Golem [2/3] | Whenever Howling Golem attacks or blocks, each player draws a card.
 AshcopseDryad: actual a game of magic the *gathering*
 Featherweight_: That frog has to pay for deathtouch, they'd be murdering with intent
 seanmrwick: wait....are they bringing energy back in this format?
 Desruprot: is it so bad it is good?
 seanmrwick: I thought that was just temporary in a few sets
theamc2000: there is a white rat?
 definenull: Putting all 3 in your deck will be an active choice
 seanmrwick: I thought I heard "3 wraths"
 seanmrwick: @definenull that's my first pick idea
 northos: @seanmrwick no, no energy in this format
 seanmrwick: @northos that's a relief
 flatluigi: pack 4!
 Featherweight_: maybe you caught sight of one of the paw cards, they could look like energy at a glance
 Mazrae: Pack 4 pack 4 pack4
 Desruprot: lots of rare for the last pack
tigermothmott: YAAYYY
 OharaRenji: 
 definenull: Boosties!
 LeonisCo: NOW we bougie
 seanmrwick: hey @Featherweight_ I love the artwork you do
 definenull: Watch the power level just spike
 Molator: chaos!
Wonderdoc: Gesundheit Cam
 Dromos_GHG: livin vicariously
 Ukon_Cairns: oh yeh, those level ups sure do cost a bunch
 Hansk_and_Boo: Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Gift a man a tapped fish, you come in 3rd at the prerelease!
  r10pez10: if i torpedo my draft at my LGS will they also give me a collector booster
 definenull: Oh right more planeswalkers huh
 Desruprot: oh
  r10pez10: oh
 Desruprot: bird
 KeytarCat: And now we know why it's a three pack draft
GreatGodOm: I was today years old when I learned that there's going to be a Monty Python secret lair.
 hd_dabnado: oooo money draft it
 CrossXhunteR: !card pond prophet
  LRRbot: Pond Prophet [{G/U}{G/U}] | Creature — Frog Advisor [1/1] | When Pond Prophet enters, draw a card.
niccus: skill issue
 Desruprot: Mono-Rares
 Desruprot: opposite of Pauper Draft
 hd_dabnado: suddenly we are drafting a whole box
 definenull: Everyone gets a blb precon
 A_Dub888: Pack 5: Homelands
 Hansk_and_Boo: I didn't play mine at the prerelease, and i was in golgari
 Featherweight_: a 5th pack, why shouldn't you?
mitomanox: henlo chat
 Hansk_and_Boo: How about 6, call it shared sealed
 Desruprot: the command zone does appear in Limited for specific sets, like Commander related ones and Conspiracy sets
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 definenull: Looks like Ben gets to end work early again
 midnightcurryjazz: wheeler is a bellowing something for sure
 Desruprot: it may be so ineffective it is effective
Wonderdoc: is Wheeler the man who cried Pond Prophet?
 Hansk_and_Boo: There's a very strong turtle in this. It was a lot of fun when my 10th land came into play :')
 saucemaster5000: Let's all focus on the wonderful rest we will eventually have when life ends
 Desruprot: the tax collector will also come for you after your dead
 Desruprot: nice
  r10pez10: is the shrimp ... good
 Hansk_and_Boo: I should be put in my command zone, it's 2:40 here :')
 BrowneePoints: don’t you love when you order a sandwich plain, and then condiment packets on the side to dress it up how you want, and then they deliver with none of the condiments you ordered  
 LowUpsideCJ: @BrowneePoints nooooooooooooo
 cheshire_creeper: I heard Bloomburrow?
 saucemaster5000: @BrowneePoints the condiment king strikes again
 BrowneePoints: @seanmrwick a streamer in the Early access event got three of the White wrath in their Bloomburrow sealed pool
 Mattmitchell45: Mahjong!
 definenull: Mahjong? Heck yea
 BrowneePoints: @saucemaster5000 and now I have a couple of very dry chicken Sandos( eel not like dry dry but you know what I mean)
 saucemaster5000: yeah sammiches need the wet, I get it, shit sucks
 BrowneePoints: well not eel* my phone may be drunk
 TheAwkes: "Eel dry", of course, meaning sopping wet.
 cheshire_creeper: have they done the draft yet or are we waiting for the matches
  Juliamon: Currently deckbuilding
 Mazrae: I see the pride shirt slide, and I'm saving up to be able to afford one without worrying about rent and other bills, and that pride shirt will be my first LRR merch
Spades_Slicc: @cheshire_creeper draft is done
hexthehex: whoa, wheeler's playing pokemon tcg 2!? hell yeah!
 Mazrae: Wonder if the mahjong afk is to "torture" wheeler in some way
 definenull: Wouldn't be surprised if wheeler was the one who suggested it
  r10pez10: hi kathleen
 Desruprot: nice you needed more tokens
 grizzlybeer40: I am jewish
 Desruprot: ah yes Shrimp
 DoodlestheGreat: Some BAD shrimp
 Astramentha:  ?
Scarbble: let the shrimps fall where they may
 Hansk_and_Boo: Wheeler look s like he's been gifted a tapped shrimp
 Plasterboard: Hope you feel better
 ZeroTepMusic: Kero Kero BENito 
 rogerivany: Is shrimp a creature type in this set?
 grizzlybeer40: Are you telling me a shrimp cooked this rice?
y3ntil: It's Shrimple
 Featherweight_: the shore, so looted
  r10pez10: huh, threshold is back
 Ukon_Cairns: lovely flamingo reference
 Desruprot: Kero Kero Kero Kero
 groulux: Gotta say if the gang makes mech with the new Bloomburrough avatar they used in the PPR I will auto buy those.
 Desruprot: There is also an Anime
 Desruprot: Kero to March
 neisan2112: Good old Sgt Frog
 grizzlybeer40: Sandwiches are inferior to soup
 Desruprot: @grizzlybeer40 they pair well
 thraximore: @LoadingReadyRun is the card reader not working currently?
 Hansk_and_Boo: Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Gift a man a tapped fish, you exile one of his creatures forever!
 Featherweight_: now kill him with the fish
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 Tweygoh: they just talked about the removal in the 100 set review
 cheshire_creeper: Wheeler's Deck seems STACKED
 Ukon_Cairns: oh wait, was it just a reference to frogs? or was it a reference to one of their popular songs Flamingo, about how they eat enough shrimp to turn pink?
 midnightcurryjazz: fsh
 Desruprot: Surge with the control
 BrowneePoints: yea frogs say “kero kero” or “geko” in Japanese
Scarbble: nobody expects the *3rd* banishing light
 KWardJenx: Did he say green was open or blue?
 AugmentingPath: Serge's deck is very light heavy
  LRRbot: Bellowing Crier [1U] | Creature — Frog Advisor [2/1] | When Bellowing Crier enters, draw a card, then discard a card.
 TheWriterAleph: ahhhhhh\
 DoodlestheGreat: "Never sniff a gift fish."
 grizzlybeer40: Should I play nadu degenerate in my casual edh group for the lulz
 Desruprot: Bellowing Crier is Pond Prophet at home
 Featherweight_: load frog!
  LRRbot: Thornvault Forager [1G] | Creature — Squirrel Ranger [2/2] | {T}: Add {G}. / {T}, Forage: Add two mana in any combination of colors. / {3}{G}, {T}: Search your library for a Squirrel card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
 Hansk_and_Boo: One of the cutest little guys
Scarbble: @grizzlybeer40 do you like having friends?
 grizzlybeer40: No
Spades_Slicc: Interesting, it's called a forager and yet it tutors
  LRRbot: Pileated Provisioner [4W] | Creature — Bird Scout [3/4] | Flying / When Pileated Provisioner enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control without flying.
 Desruprot: the mana ability forages
  r10pez10: oh right my meds
 AugmentingPath: It's a pleated provisioner, its skirt has a zigzag pattern
 Hansk_and_Boo: Forrage Gump
 Finalsora811: Right you are, Kathleen!
   LoadingReadyRun:  wheeler just reenacting the fish slapping dance
  LRRbot: Overprotect [1G] | Instant | Target creature you control gets +3/+3 and gains trample, hexproof, and indestructible until end of turn.
 midnightcurryjazz: BLOR
 cheshire_creeper: @Hansk_and_Boo Gorrage Fump
 AugmentingPath: what if questing beast was an instant
  LRRbot: Bellowing Crier [1U] | Creature — Frog Advisor [2/1] | When Bellowing Crier enters, draw a card, then discard a card.
  r10pez10: lmao the flavourtext
 Ukon_Cairns: idk, questing beast is 6 abilities, this is only 4 abilities like every other green card printed since questing beast
 cheshire_creeper: Oh wow Wheeler's on the War Path
 Desruprot: two three drops and make it daytime
 shea_wolfe: How many paw prints wheeler
  r10pez10: six moxen
 Hansk_and_Boo: Has anyone else here opened spanish cards in their english prerelease pool, btw? I didn't, but some at my LGS had a few.
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 UWDJohn: @AugmentingPath I'm sure QB says instant somewhere in all that text. 
 DoodlestheGreat: It's beginning to look like what's getting dropped is Serge.
 rogerivany: Serge doesn't do math before 11 though.
 Hansk_and_Boo: Nobody expected the Spanish inquisition
  LRRbot: Treetop Sentries [3G] | Creature — Squirrel Archer [2/4] | Reach / When Treetop Sentries enters, you may forage. If you do, draw a card.
 Gadora: @rogerivany I thought that was AM?
 AugmentingPath: @UWDJohn We'll get a firm answer the first time someone finishes reading it
 cheshire_creeper: sfdfsdfsdljsfdljkflsdk
 Plasterboard: Clap
joinempiretoday: Clap
 Desruprot: I just realized, Daybound works good mechanicly on Shadowmoor/Llarwayn now. Since it is currently constantly switching
 Hansk_and_Boo: Best cardname
 ZeroTepMusic: thiccest
 Finalsora811: !card Thickest in the Thicket
  LRRbot: Thickest in the Thicket [3GG] | Enchantment | When Thickest in the Thicket enters, put X +1/+1 counters on target creature, where X is that creature's power. / At the beginning of your end step, draw two cards if you control the creature with the greatest power or tied for the greatest power.
 grizzlybeer40: Thiccus viccus
 TheWriterAleph: thickest tongue
 Wurf13: I love the way all these card names just evoke vivid imagary
 BrowneePoints: Thickest in the Thicket is some very Sondheim writing
 cheshire_creeper: The Monarch at Home
  LRRbot: Season of the Burrow [3WW] | Sorcery | Choose up to five {P} worth of modes. You may choose the same mode more than once. / {P} — Create a 1/1 white Rabbit creature token. / {P}{P} — Exile target nonland permanent. Its controller draws a card. / {P}{P}{P} — Return target permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield with an indestructible counter on it.
davkmo: The naming/art/flavor in this set is off the charts
 Hansk_and_Boo: Season Of BRRROO!
 Hadouken_lol_catz: cheater serge
 azureHaights: 1/1 bun/bun
Scarbble: season of serge playing all the removal
 laikagoat: yes
 BrowneePoints: yes
Scarbble: yup
 Wurf13: sure is
 AugmentingPath: sure is
 cheshire_creeper: Serge got all the removal and Wheeler got all the bombs
 BrowneePoints: the Season cycle all has them @r10pez10
Spades_Slicc: @r10pez10 I think the technically term is "peet"
Spades_Slicc: look at them peets
  LRRbot: Dreamdew Entrancer [2GU] | Creature — Frog Wizard [3/4] | Reach / When Dreamdew Entrancer enters, tap up to one target creature and put three stun counters on it. If you control that creature, draw two cards.
 Desruprot: the vibes make sense, witches in MTG tend to be black-mana related
Spades_Slicc: that's arrested
 Finalsora811: That's exert, not stun counters, Serge.
SacrificialToast: the old double tap
 bristowbruh:   
  r10pez10: he's not wrong
 rogerivany: I'm waiting for Serge to put his lands in front
 neisan2112: But there's counters for that now
 BrowneePoints: I’m with serge
 Tweygoh: I feel you Serge
 whiscash_enthusiast: dont worry serge I do that buddy
amam741: turn that thing 270 degrees Serge
 BrowneePoints: I used to do that for super tap
  LRRbot: Hunter's Talent [1G] | Enchantment — Class | When Hunter's Talent enters, target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control. / {1}{G}: Level 2 / Whenever you attack, target attacking creature gets +1/+0 and gains trample until end of turn. / {3}{G}: Level 3 / At the beginning of your end step, if you control a creature with power 4 or greater, draw a card.
Scarbble: i'm with serge, people did that for exert but it doesn't really work for stun
 Gadora: Yeah, I remember that for things that don't untap.
 Desdae: Exerted and/or frozen
 TheWriterAleph: turn the card 360 degrees and walk away
  r10pez10: you guys bullied serge out of 45 tapping and now this lol
 Desruprot: turn out doing things causes things to be done
 Onyx_And_Roman: 
 cheshire_creeper: i love stun counters
SacrificialToast: with 3 stun counters you'll have to tap it 4 times, which makes it legally untapped
 Astramentha:   
Spades_Slicc: Of course serge doesn't want to block with the token, he's not a monster
 Wurf13: is there official errata somewhere describing the proper way to tap cards in MTG?
  LRRbot: Beza, the Bounding Spring [2WW] | Legendary Creature — Elemental Elk [4/5] | When Beza, the Bounding Spring enters, create a Treasure token if an opponent controls more lands than you. You gain 4 life if an opponent has more life than you. Create two 1/1 blue Fish creature tokens if an opponent controls more creatures than you. Draw a card if an opponent has more cards in hand than you.
 Desruprot: big butt
Xenok5: damn 2 mythics
  LRRbot: Season of Gathering [4GG] | Sorcery | Choose up to five {P} worth of modes. You may choose the same mode more than once. / {P} — Put a +1/+1 counter on a creature you control. It gains vigilance and trample until end of turn. / {P}{P} — Choose artifact or enchantment. Destroy all permanents of the chosen type. / {P}{P}{P} — Draw cards equal to the greatest power among creatures you control.
Scarbble: i don't think it'll be that shrimple, serge
 Hansk_and_Boo: Suddenly, Bad News Moose
  LRRbot: Longstalk Brawl [G] | Sorcery | Gift a tapped Fish / Choose target creature you control and target creature you don't control. Put a +1/+1 counter on the creature you control if the gift was promised. Then those creatures fight each other.
 Desruprot: game 2 step
 Finalsora811: Kathleen, I love your shirt!
 KWardJenx: And the fish. Serge's gift fish was MVP
 Astramentha:     
 Featherweight_: Wheeler had a fish. Unbeatable.
Scarbble: cop shrimp?
 whiscash_enthusiast: the seafood screwed wheeler over enough already so the fish is on his side, surely
   LoadingReadyRun:  Translator's note: there is a local sushi place that is located across the street from a police station, hence "cop sushi"
  r10pez10: is this like "hotdog basement"
Scarbble: ah, thanks
 BrowneePoints: Kathleen yearns to be a Rat on Valley, spending her days dredging objects’ psychic memories for writing ideas and chilling with bug friends
 Onyx_And_Roman: this is why we have ACAB: All Cops Are BShrimp
 BrowneePoints: All Shrimp Are Battered
  Juliamon: All Cops Are Prawn
 thraximore: All Crustaceans Are Bad for your gut
 Astramentha: ACABS (bad shrimp)
 Astramentha: I love that chat is collectively drift compatible
Spades_Slicc: You'd have to physically remove me from a place billed as the "hotdog basement"
  LRRbot: Shoreline Looter [1U] | Creature — Rat Rogue [1/1] | Shoreline Looter can't be blocked. / Threshold — Whenever Shoreline Looter deals combat damage to a player, draw a card. Then discard a card unless seven or more cards are in your graveyard.
 Onyx_And_Roman: we know what we're about
amam741: poor mountain
  LRRbot: Helga, Skittish Seer [GWU] | Legendary Creature — Frog Druid [1/3] | Whenever you cast a creature spell with mana value 4 or greater, you draw a card, gain 1 life, and put a +1/+1 counter on Helga, Skittish Seer. / {T}: Add X mana of any one color, where X is Helga, Skittish Seer's power. Spend this mana only to cast creature spells with mana value 4 or greater or creature spells with {X} in their mana costs.
 Earthenone: wow wheeler here hating on wstes
 grizzlybeer40: Victoria needs better Mexican food
 couchboyj: Suck it, Wates
 Fruan: adhd frog, my beloved
  LRRbot: Stickytongue Sentinel [2G] | Creature — Frog Warrior [3/3] | Reach / When Stickytongue Sentinel enters, return up to one other target permanent you control to its owner's hand.
 definenull: Frfr
  LRRbot: Uncharted Haven | Land | Uncharted Haven enters the battlefield tapped. / As Uncharted Haven enters the battlefield, choose a color. / {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.
 Onyx_And_Roman: we stan an undiagnosed queen tho
 Wurf13: Does Sticky tongue force a return or is it a may trigger?
  LRRbot: Tender Wildguide [1G] | Creature — Possum Druid [2/2] | Offspring {2} / {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
 definenull: I think the author did allude to it too
 Hansk_and_Boo: The H for ADHD stands for Helga
 Fruan: The authour has specifically talked about how Helga was inspired by her own experiences with ADHD and imposter syndrome on her blog
  LRRbot: Bellowing Crier [1U] | Creature — Frog Advisor [2/1] | When Bellowing Crier enters, draw a card, then discard a card.
 Orxolon: Isn't offspring am additional cost?
 Orxolon: *an
  LRRbot: Polliwallop [3G] | Instant | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each Frog you control. / Target creature you control deals damage equal to twice its power to target creature you don't control.
 KaleidoscopeMind: imfrogster syndrome
  LRRbot: Crumb and Get It [W] | Instant | Gift a Food / Target creature you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If the gift was promised, that creature also gains indestructible until end of turn.
 RatherLargeToad: Frog on frog violence: Someone’s gonna croak
 BrowneePoints: Bat Blunt!
 definenull: More shrimp
 Onyx_And_Roman: we were over this, the shrimp was legally food
 Koshindan: Should always have a box of crackers on hand for food tokens.
 Orxolon: Ok,thx
 BrowneePoints: Kathleen look at the art on Crumb and Get It and tell me that isn’t a bat with the FATTEST blunt you’ve ever seen
 DoodlestheGreat: fud
  LRRbot: Head of the Homestead [3{G/W}{G/W}] | Creature — Rabbit Citizen [3/2] | When Head of the Homestead enters, create two 1/1 white Rabbit creature tokens.
Spades_Slicc: The comedic potential of putting a single shrimp on the playmat
Spades_Slicc: as the food
 ladyjessica: serge was at 18
Xenok5: he didnt get his life to 18 after the unblockeable hit, so hes at 19 rn
BrindleBoar: Really? In front of my Crab Rangoon tokens?
 grizzlybeer40: I'd smoke that
 grizzlybeer40: Frfr
 DoodlestheGreat: "I got plenty of bunnies, and bunnies plenty for me..."
whoppernugget: I can’t wait to get a copy of Helga so I can cast a bunch of huge hydras and draw tons of cards
 MrPipboy3000: Looks more like a flamming hot cheeto
 BrowneePoints: I didn’t say I was good at rolling!
  LRRbot: Mindwhisker [2U] | Creature — Rat Wizard [3/2] | At the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 1. / Threshold — As long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard, creatures your opponents control get −1/−0.
 hedonistic_mushroom: I missed the stream start, who was up before this?
   LoadingReadyRun: a bat carrying a full sized baguette would be pretty great
Spades_Slicc: @hedonistic_mushroom no one
 BrowneePoints: Bat-guette
 Ukon_Cairns: round 1 of 3
 grizzlybeer40: Should I eat 3g of shroomies before prerelease
  LRRbot: Head of the Homestead [3{G/W}{G/W}] | Creature — Rabbit Citizen [3/2] | When Head of the Homestead enters, create two 1/1 white Rabbit creature tokens.
  r10pez10: the middle fingers lmao
baneless27: i bought a baguette the past two times i went to lidl lol
 Onyx_And_Roman: so we're up to 4 1 1 bun bun
  r10pez10: !addquote (Kathleen) [Now] I'm an artist. Just not that kind.
  LRRbot: New quote #9068: "I'm an artist. Just not that kind." —Kathleen [2024-07-26]
 Hansk_and_Boo: It looks like the art of Sugar Coated!! Well done Kathleen
 hedonistic_mushroom: I played my PR yesterday and kept losing to bunny folk decks
  LRRbot: Innkeeper's Talent [1G] | Enchantment — Class | At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / {G}: Level 2 / Permanents you control with counters on them have ward {1}. / {3}{G}: Level 3 / If you would put one or more counters on a permanent or player, put twice that many of each of those kinds of counters on that permanent or player instead.
Spades_Slicc: Is Giddy, of Head of the Homestead's flavor text, the Valley's version of D&D's Volo?
 definenull: The bun-buns are none-ones now
 hd_dabnado: The Super Wii is my fav console
whoppernugget: Oh no that’s a moose in the yard
Spades_Slicc: The bun-buns are 0/1/1?
  LRRbot: Scrapshooter [1GG] | Creature — Raccoon Archer [4/4] | Gift a card / Reach / When Scrapshooter enters, if the gift was promised, destroy target artifact or enchantment an opponent controls.
 Onyx_And_Roman: in awe of the size of this lad
 AugmentingPath: @Spades_Slicc Yep, 0 power, 1 toughness, 1 lore
 BrowneePoints: scrapshooter is unreasonable
 BrowneePoints: it’s a 3 mana 4/4 with reach! and UPSIDE!
  LRRbot: Parting Gust [WW] | Instant | Gift a tapped Fish / Exile target nontoken creature. If the gift wasn't promised, return that creature to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it at the beginning of the next end step.
  LRRbot: Overprotect [1G] | Instant | Target creature you control gets +3/+3 and gains trample, hexproof, and indestructible until end of turn.
 BrowneePoints: BLORG
 BrowneePoints: Blor*
 northos: i m p e r v i o u s
Spades_Slicc: God I hope every Olympic athlete suffers from Paris Syndrome and is very vocal about it after the games
 RatherLargeToad: His defenses are impenetrable!
 BrowneePoints: I apologize to Blor the Impervious
Scarbble: side *bends* serger
Scarbble: serge
 Onyx_And_Roman: yeah side bends
  LRRbot: Season of Gathering [4GG] | Sorcery | Choose up to five {P} worth of modes. You may choose the same mode more than once. / {P} — Put a +1/+1 counter on a creature you control. It gains vigilance and trample until end of turn. / {P}{P} — Choose artifact or enchantment. Destroy all permanents of the chosen type. / {P}{P}{P} — Draw cards equal to the greatest power among creatures you control.
OmnipotentTrevor: I'm a little surprised I haven't seen any use of parting gift ungifted on a player's own creature for the counter yet.
 hedonistic_mushroom: I am reminded of the one GLURP Stream that LRR did where someone had the racoon hat and had the muscles power-up and just says, "Leave your Trash"
 KWardJenx: says the woman with a music focused stream
OmnipotentTrevor: counter and etb*
  LRRbot: Banishing Light [2W] | Enchantment | When Banishing Light enters the battlefield, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until Banishing Light leaves the battlefield.
 BrowneePoints: yea the green season has gone way up in my mind after seeing it in play
 BrowneePoints: Kathleen cares more about the vibe than lyrical content
 saucemaster5000: I don't understand musicv but I like good lyrics
  r10pez10: hon hon hon
  LRRbot: Thornvault Forager [1G] | Creature — Squirrel Ranger [2/2] | {T}: Add {G}. / {T}, Forage: Add two mana in any combination of colors. / {3}{G}, {T}: Search your library for a Squirrel card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
 grizzlybeer40: Wheeler is cooked but au francais
 ThorSokar: Music w/o lyrics is the best
 BrowneePoints: being pedantic about lyrics is my job
 TheWriterAleph: just saw the tokens, those are great 
 Onyx_And_Roman: This is prolly for the best, Serge's cheek being slapped that hard was too asymmetric, now the other one gets it
Spades_Slicc: I remember when green had bad draw
 BrowneePoints: best part is it doesn’t target so opponent doesn’t get to respond
 Welbog: That paw thing on Season of Gathering is neat.
 BrowneePoints: wow the green season plays even better than it looks
 Plasterboard: The lesson should be: Whenever Wheeler advocates for an additional pack, everyone should say no.
  LRRbot: Thornvault Forager [1G] | Creature — Squirrel Ranger [2/2] | {T}: Add {G}. / {T}, Forage: Add two mana in any combination of colors. / {3}{G}, {T}: Search your library for a Squirrel card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
 50keyz: the simon guy still makes music under the name Today Kid - i dont mind it
 whiscash_enthusiast: I hear you callin'
 Viewers_Like_You: I'm pretty sure my first concert was the Arrogant Worms
  Texan_Reverend: My first concert: Weird Al.
  LRRbot: Treetop Sentries [3G] | Creature — Squirrel Archer [2/4] | Reach / When Treetop Sentries enters, you may forage. If you do, draw a card.
 50keyz: @Viewers_Like_You amazing - they are a great live band
 grizzlybeer40: Kathleen being from PG makes so much sense now
 Onyx_And_Roman: im still not convinced you dont take Prozac for something
 Mazrae: My first concert was Lindsey Stirling, and the second was Pentatonix
 BrowneePoints: Vtubers
 SK__Ren: Gorillaz are the orginal Vtubers. Yeah What BrowneePoints said
 Viewers_Like_You: @50keyz For sure! Fun fact - they're on Patreon these days, still putting out periodic new stuff
Scarbble: i think my first legit concert was classical video game music covers
 definenull: season of green huh
 Onyx_And_Roman: my one concert was Symphony of the Goddesses way back during their second tour run
 grizzlybeer40: My first concert was nirvana and pearl jam
 50keyz: @Viewers_Like_You i didnt know that! thank you!
  LRRbot: Hunter's Talent [1G] | Enchantment — Class | When Hunter's Talent enters, target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control. / {1}{G}: Level 2 / Whenever you attack, target attacking creature gets +1/+0 and gains trample until end of turn. / {3}{G}: Level 3 / At the beginning of your end step, if you control a creature with power 4 or greater, draw a card.
 Wurf13: jimmy buffett before he went back to country
 BrowneePoints: I got to see Symphony of the Goddesses as well. amazing show
 Gadora: My first concert might've been Rockapella, as a kid. I think.
 DoodlestheGreat: It's a Hawaiian Punch
 ekplayscards: you can ttell serge is enjoying drawing those tokens.
   LoadingReadyRun: @Viewers_Like_You I had no idea the worms were on patreon. Graham and I have been to a few of their concerts in victoria
  LRRbot: Stickytongue Sentinel [2G] | Creature — Frog Warrior [3/3] | Reach / When Stickytongue Sentinel enters, return up to one other target permanent you control to its owner's hand.
 definenull: oh no
 definenull: that is neat
 Welbog: Daaaamn
Scarbble: ben 'sick plays' wheeler
 KWardJenx: he sees the matrix....
Spades_Slicc: Hate the flavor text on the stickytongue
 BrowneePoints: The frog deck may just have legs
  LRRbot: Beza, the Bounding Spring [2WW] | Legendary Creature — Elemental Elk [4/5] | When Beza, the Bounding Spring enters, create a Treasure token if an opponent controls more lands than you. You gain 4 life if an opponent has more life than you. Create two 1/1 blue Fish creature tokens if an opponent controls more creatures than you. Draw a card if an opponent has more cards in hand than you.
 BrowneePoints: and yea that rat is SO good
 BrowneePoints: when yall do the fam jam next week do NOT underestimate that Rat
  LRRbot: Banishing Light [2W] | Enchantment | When Banishing Light enters the battlefield, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until Banishing Light leaves the battlefield.
 Finalsora811: Stay tuned!
 definenull: serge's board just increased by 8 power
 grizzlybeer40: Sergiooooooo
 Welbog: It's the bloomburrolympics
 KWardJenx: I have an entire chair, but I only need ... the edge
 BrowneePoints: helga is a 5/8
 50keyz: @LoadingReadyRun i love seeing the comedy folk band staying relevant through work and wit
 ThorSokar: that one has a shiv!
 ZeroTepMusic: 
 Onyx_And_Roman: a bunny only has one point of attack: its mouth
 BrowneePoints: Rib and or bit
 Onyx_And_Roman: unless its got a knife
 BrowneePoints: Rabbits have sharp claws too
 grizzlybeer40: Wheeler is le cooked
 BrowneePoints: they can scratch the crap out of attackers @onyx_and_roman
 Viewers_Like_You: Should've drawn that third Season of Green!
 50keyz: what a game!
 kumatsu: remember at the start of this game when Serge said this would be a non-game?
 definenull: helga just gets better over time, I think that's what you call symbolism
 KWardJenx: I do!
 KaleidoscopeMind: backstory!
 Viewers_Like_You: ! subscribe bun facts
 whiscash_enthusiast: oh that sounds sick
 Finalsora811: I think We would appreciate it. I know I would.
 Gadora: Please do!
 phoenixfeather14: We wont turn it down!
 BrowneePoints: helga IS a bomb rare
 KaleidoscopeMind: full on box text
 ThorSokar: don't let Kathleen be down on herself, she's a good art-artist too
 BrowneePoints: 
 Astramentha: good, goooooood
 kumatsu: love to hear it
 definenull: oh? an actual omenwalker's guide mayhaps?
 Viewers_Like_You: Soon, Kathleen and Andy will get to hang out in the swanky "published book people" club?
 grizzlybeer40: Wheeler looks like he is going to vomit at any moment
 phoenixfeather14: the actual omenhiker's guide to the multiverse?
 BrowneePoints: I am just excited to see LRR folks succeeding in things they love
 BrowneePoints: yea the frog deck seems my style
 Viewers_Like_You: Win or Lose, you're all friends. On a draw? Friendship over.
 KaleidoscopeMind: yes, serge does
 definenull: mood
 rogerivany: I still remember the game where I mulled to 4 in Amonket and won through a turn 5 Glorybringer
 CrossXhunteR: kathleen, same
rainreign7: god I’ve missed this side of Kathleen
 KaleidoscopeMind: parallel play on opposite sides of the room
 Plasterboard: People who have kids are different. friend pictures on phones is a luxury
 Finalsora811: "We still never talk sometimes."
 ThorSokar: "Bog Witch Energy"
  LRRbot: Sunshower Druid [G] | Creature — Frog Druid [0/2] | When Sunshower Druid enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature and you gain 1 life.
  LRRbot: Innkeeper's Talent [1G] | Enchantment — Class | At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / {G}: Level 2 / Permanents you control with counters on them have ward {1}. / {3}{G}: Level 3 / If you would put one or more counters on a permanent or player, put twice that many of each of those kinds of counters on that permanent or player instead.
 50keyz: "i like hanging out with people and doing my own thing"
  LRRbot: Stickytongue Sentinel [2G] | Creature — Frog Warrior [3/3] | Reach / When Stickytongue Sentinel enters, return up to one other target permanent you control to its owner's hand.
 Viewers_Like_You: @ThorSokar Now I want to see Ron Swanson portray a bog witch in some sort of fantasy comedy.
 definenull: a 4/4? it's so beeg
 grizzlybeer40: I just go for hot pot with my friends
 ThorSokar: haha
  LRRbot: Treeguard Duo [3G] | Creature — Frog Rabbit [3/4] | When Treeguard Duo enters, until end of turn, target creature you control gains vigilance and gets +X/+X, where X is the number of creatures you control.
  LRRbot: Helga, Skittish Seer [GWU] | Legendary Creature — Frog Druid [1/3] | Whenever you cast a creature spell with mana value 4 or greater, you draw a card, gain 1 life, and put a +1/+1 counter on Helga, Skittish Seer. / {T}: Add X mana of any one color, where X is Helga, Skittish Seer's power. Spend this mana only to cast creature spells with mana value 4 or greater or creature spells with {X} in their mana costs.
  LRRbot: Long River Lurker [2U] | Creature — Frog Scout [2/3] | Ward {1} / Other Frogs you control have ward {1}. / When Long River Lurker enters, target creature you control can't be blocked this turn. Whenever that creature deals combat damage this turn, you may exile it. If you do, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control.
  r10pez10: why does that frog have a knife
 grizzlybeer40: Why does a common have that much text
 definenull: off-by-two?
 50keyz: @grizzlybeer40 uncommon
 BrowneePoints: its an uncommon
 grizzlybeer40: I am blind
  LRRbot: Pond Prophet [{G/U}{G/U}] | Creature — Frog Advisor [1/1] | When Pond Prophet enters, draw a card.
 50keyz: @grizzlybeer40 its hard to tell sometimes
Scarbble: frogchamp
 Ukon_Cairns: oh  dude
 BrowneePoints: yea luckily this set the rarity symbols are readable
  r10pez10: wow a silverchair reference
 Mazrae: Frog-frog-frog-frog
 grizzlybeer40: Yeah now I see a common it's pretty clear
 BrowneePoints: Not til tomorrow Kathleen
 BrowneePoints: 
 RatherLargeToad:  $  $
Scarbble: i guess you just croak, serge
IncindiumX: Frogstump is really good still. I've relistened to it recently
IncindiumX: FrogStomp
 grizzlybeer40: Serge is le cookrd
 grizzlybeer40: Cooked
  LRRbot: Bellowing Crier [1U] | Creature — Frog Advisor [2/1] | When Bellowing Crier enters, draw a card, then discard a card.
  LRRbot: Lilysplash Mentor [2GU] | Creature — Frog Druid [4/4] | Reach / {1}{G}{U}: Exile another target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it. Activate only as a sorcery.
 BrowneePoints: what can we do against such Fly-olence
  LRRbot: Polliwallop [3G] | Instant | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each Frog you control. / Target creature you control deals damage equal to twice its power to target creature you don't control.
  LRRbot: Crumb and Get It [W] | Instant | Gift a Food / Target creature you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If the gift was promised, that creature also gains indestructible until end of turn.
 Onyx_And_Roman: UberWeeds
 50keyz: i feel like the card names, etc. are just un-sets leaking into the main and i am so there for that
 BrowneePoints: this set is whimsical enough that the goofy names fit
  LRRbot: Overprotect [1G] | Instant | Target creature you control gets +3/+3 and gains trample, hexproof, and indestructible until end of turn.
 RatherLargeToad: Has “On the Job” somehow
  LRRbot: Treetop Sentries [3G] | Creature — Squirrel Archer [2/4] | Reach / When Treetop Sentries enters, you may forage. If you do, draw a card.
  LRRbot: Season of Gathering [4GG] | Sorcery | Choose up to five {P} worth of modes. You may choose the same mode more than once. / {P} — Put a +1/+1 counter on a creature you control. It gains vigilance and trample until end of turn. / {P}{P} — Choose artifact or enchantment. Destroy all permanents of the chosen type. / {P}{P}{P} — Draw cards equal to the greatest power among creatures you control.
 BrowneePoints: this set is just good clean magic
 ZeroTepMusic: Clap
  r10pez10: good matches good table vibes
 BrowneePoints: this set really feels like Modern Lorwyn design wise(not theme)
 Viewers_Like_You: Wow, what's that like?
 ThorSokar: JACOB SILDGE
 ThorSokar:  I get that joke
 KaleidoscopeMind: snerge!
 cheshire_creeper: Snerge
 MrTheWalrus: 
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: 
 cheshire_creeper: Wneeler
  Juliamon:   
 spicemelonge: we all love snerge
 Onyx_And_Roman: would you want a wario or a waloogi tho?
 Aarek:  
  r10pez10: paul with the patience of a saint
 BrowneePoints: Correct Serge is Snerge’s Wario
 BrowneePoints: Paul with the comedic patience of a genius
 KaleidoscopeMind: not to be confused with snerge (snail serge)
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 Onyx_And_Roman: wake and crashburn
 n3ther: oh serge
Julian_Rogue: anybody else's audio off by like 1 second?
 Onyx_And_Roman: try refreshing
 CrossXhunteR: pigs are large enough to be calamity beasts, probably
 gualdhar: no cow people either, right?
 BrowneePoints: there’s a giant flaming boar calamity beast
  LRRbot: Rockface Village | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {R}. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell. / {R}, {T}: Target Lizard, Mouse, Otter, or Raccoon you control gets +1/+0 and gains haste until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
  LRRbot: Heartfire Hero [R] | Creature — Mouse Soldier [1/1] | Valiant — Whenever Heartfire Hero becomes the target of a spell or ability you control for the first time each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on it. / When Heartfire Hero dies, it deals damage equal to its power to each opponent.
 BrowneePoints: can we get Iron Chef Moonbase with Serge as The Chairman?
  LRRbot: Sunshower Druid [G] | Creature — Frog Druid [0/2] | When Sunshower Druid enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature and you gain 1 life.
 BrowneePoints: just cuz I want to see Serge yell ALLEZ CUISINE with his whole chest
  LRRbot: Plumecreed Escort [1U] | Creature — Bird Scout [2/1] | Flash / Flying / When Plumecreed Escort enters, target creature you control gains hexproof until end of turn.
  LRRbot: Three Tree Scribe [1G] | Creature — Frog Druid [2/3] | Whenever Three Tree Scribe or another creature you control leaves the battlefield without dying, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
 northos: what can frogs do against such reckless lizard
 Ukon_Cairns: it was a mouse yeh?
 niccus: a two three three tree scribe
 RatherLargeToad: As it should be!
 northos: oh was it? I wasn't paying attention and assumed it was a different card 
Jankshank: Stepped away for a moment, what killed Ben’s one drop?
  LRRbot: Byway Barterer [2R] | Creature — Raccoon Rogue [3/3] | Menace / Whenever you expend 4, you may discard your hand. If you do, draw two cards.
 northos: @Jankshank double block and Nelly taking 4 to the face
Jankshank: @northos Oof, thanks
  LRRbot: Mudflat Village | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {B}. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell. / {1}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice Mudflat Village: Return target Bat, Lizard, Rat, or Squirrel card from your graveyard to your hand.
  LRRbot: Splash Lasher [3U] | Creature — Frog Wizard [3/3] | Offspring {1}{U} / When this creature enters, tap up to one target creature and put a stun counter on it.
 BrowneePoints: Rat Bat Mouse Frog Otter Racc Lizard Bird Squirrel Buns for old Serginald Yagworthington
  LRRbot: Gev, Scaled Scorch [BR] | Legendary Creature — Lizard Mercenary [3/2] | Ward—Pay 2 life. / Other creatures you control enter with an additional +1/+1 counter on them for each opponent who lost life this turn. / Whenever you cast a Lizard spell, Gev, Scaled Scorch deals 1 damage to target opponent.
 HadesLeprechaun: I want to build this commander
 BrowneePoints: Them say “a”
 50keyz: this synergizes well with the outlaw and crime mechanics
  LRRbot: Cindering Cutthroat [2{B/R}] | Creature — Lizard Assassin [3/2] | Cindering Cutthroat enters with a +1/+1 counter on it if an opponent lost life this turn. / {1}{B/R}: Cindering Cutthroat gains menace until end of turn.
 Viewers_Like_You: Look at this guy expending 4 over here
 BrowneePoints: those are some Wayne Reynolds Angles
Scarbble: ben's deck looks sick
  LRRbot: Thundertrap Trainer [1U] | Creature — Otter Wizard [1/2] | Offspring {4} / When this creature enters, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a noncreature, nonland card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
 Ukon_Cairns: yeh, lots of outlaw and lizard overlap
 BrowneePoints: Viashino are lizards now too Ben
  LRRbot: Season of Weaving [4UU] | Sorcery | Choose up to five {P} worth of modes. You may choose the same mode more than once. / {P} — Draw a card. / {P}{P} — Choose an artifact or creature you control. Create a token that's a copy of it. / {P}{P}{P} — Return each nonland, nontoken permanent to its owner's hand.
 Onyx_And_Roman: OGGERS
 BrowneePoints: yep
theamc2000: also ceohalid are no longer a type
 BrowneePoints: Makes Gev even better
 ZeroTepMusic: viashinos have been lizards for a bit!
  LRRbot: Ravine Raider [B] | Creature — Lizard Rogue [1/1] | Menace / {1}{B}: Ravine Raider gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
  LRRbot: Three Tree Scribe [1G] | Creature — Frog Druid [2/3] | Whenever Three Tree Scribe or another creature you control leaves the battlefield without dying, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
 BrowneePoints: oh yea so that foil Winter Forest yall opened is at $4 preorder already. wonder how pricy they all will end up
  LRRbot: Scales of Shale [2B] | Instant | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each Lizard you control. / Target creature gets +2/+0 and gains lifelink and indestructible until end of turn.
 Finalsora811: Costs 6 mana for the season, though. And Nelson only has 4 lands currently.
 TheWriterAleph: oof 
 Viewers_Like_You: Words on cards OP
 CrossXhunteR: like shedding, but backwards
 rogerivany: Reading the card explains the card.  Revolutionary.  
 BrowneePoints: yea blue season is powerful but they make you pay for it
 hd_dabnado: I miss shades
 BrowneePoints: it’s still usually just shades
 BrowneePoints: a full pump on non shades is still uncommon
 CrossXhunteR: morphling, a card i know because of Dota
 Ukon_Cairns: yeh, flowstone was also +1/-1.
 KanisGamesTV: White has Buttbreathing
 CrossXhunteR: back to basics on this set
 thedepthandbreadthofseth: @ukon_cairns ^
 Viewers_Like_You: I mean, when was the last vanilla creature printed? Is that still Strixhaven?
   LoadingReadyRun:  "Gev" sounds like the name of a cockney gangster.  "Oi, Gev! Give 'em the scaled scorch!"
 Chartle: they're also doing less first strike on blocking
 MrPipboy3000: First Strike Deathtouch is the WORST
 ThorSokar: Black on top, calling it
 BrowneePoints: it honestly feels a lot like Lorwyn with the random evasion stuff
  LRRbot: Iridescent Vinelasher [B] | Creature — Lizard Assassin [1/2] | Offspring {2} / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature deals 1 damage to target opponent.
 BrowneePoints: Lorwyn had a lot of flying fear and trample and reach
  LRRbot: Azure Beastbinder [1U] | Creature — Rat Rogue [1/3] | Vigilance / Azure Beastbinder can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or greater. / Whenever Azure Beastbinder attacks, up to one target artifact, creature, or planeswalker an opponent controls loses all abilities until your next turn. If it's a creature, it also has base power and toughness 2/2 until your next turn.
 BrowneePoints: David Petersen art!!!!
 CrossXhunteR: new binder
 Onyx_And_Roman: Bear knife
 thedepthandbreadthofseth: Is anyone else just hearing "rat rogue shaggy!"
  LRRbot: Fell [1B] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature.
  LRRbot: Plumecreed Escort [1U] | Creature — Bird Scout [2/1] | Flash / Flying / When Plumecreed Escort enters, target creature you control gains hexproof until end of turn.
 BrowneePoints: For chat the artist of that card is the creator of Mouse Guard
   LoadingReadyRun: @thedepthandbreadthofseth  I can't not hear "Rat Rogue" in scooby doo voice
  LRRbot: Rockface Village | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {R}. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell. / {R}, {T}: Target Lizard, Mouse, Otter, or Raccoon you control gets +1/+0 and gains haste until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
 BrowneePoints: and I hope I open all 5 of his cards
 finestotter: It looks there have been non-shades with the shade ability throughout history: bat, leech and samurai for example, but it is mainly shades
  LRRbot: Flamecache Gecko [1R] | Creature — Lizard Warlock [2/2] | When Flamecache Gecko enters, if an opponent lost life this turn, add {B}{R}. / {1}{R}, Discard a card: Draw a card.
 BrowneePoints: it’s Tappy as a Gecko
  LRRbot: Cindering Cutthroat [2{B/R}] | Creature — Lizard Assassin [3/2] | Cindering Cutthroat enters with a +1/+1 counter on it if an opponent lost life this turn. / {1}{B/R}: Cindering Cutthroat gains menace until end of turn.
 thedepthandbreadthofseth: @loadingreadyrun ty, glad I'm not alone.
 Ukon_Cairns: that is amusing, Fell, as in past tense, as if they are half expecting "you should have cast that on your turn, sorcery"
   LoadingReadyRun:  Bat Leech Samurai #uniqueTypeLines
 BrowneePoints: Chat we need a name for Gecko that harkens to BTE
  LRRbot: Polliwallop [3G] | Instant | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each Frog you control. / Target creature you control deals damage equal to twice its power to target creature you don't control.
 BrowneePoints: but yea I was watching some standard pros during the streamer event and gecko is real
 BrowneePoints: that card is incredibly close to BTE and warrants the comparison
  LRRbot: Gev, Scaled Scorch [BR] | Legendary Creature — Lizard Mercenary [3/2] | Ward—Pay 2 life. / Other creatures you control enter with an additional +1/+1 counter on them for each opponent who lost life this turn. / Whenever you cast a Lizard spell, Gev, Scaled Scorch deals 1 damage to target opponent.
 Finalsora811: @BrowneePoints My first attempt: Scorching Scale Emissary.
  LRRbot: Ravine Raider [B] | Creature — Lizard Rogue [1/1] | Menace / {1}{B}: Ravine Raider gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
  LRRbot: Manifold Mouse [1R] | Creature — Mouse Soldier [1/2] | Offspring {2} / At the beginning of combat on your turn, target Mouse you control gains your choice of double strike or trample until end of turn.
 BrowneePoints: knife mouse!
  LRRbot: Pearl of Wisdom [2U] | Sorcery | This spell costs {1} less to cast if you control an Otter. / Draw two cards.
 Ukon_Cairns: coach spelly
  LRRbot: Stickytongue Sentinel [2G] | Creature — Frog Warrior [3/3] | Reach / When Stickytongue Sentinel enters, return up to one other target permanent you control to its owner's hand.
 BrowneePoints: Spellson Salahub
   LoadingReadyRun:  That old story City Mouse, Country Mouse, Stabby Mouse
  LRRbot: Fell [1B] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature.
 BrowneePoints: it’s really weird that these cards have a lot of text but it feels like it plays like an older Set
 BrowneePoints: just kinda clean magic
  LRRbot: Bellowing Crier [1U] | Creature — Frog Advisor [2/1] | When Bellowing Crier enters, draw a card, then discard a card.
  LRRbot: Three Tree Scribe [1G] | Creature — Frog Druid [2/3] | Whenever Three Tree Scribe or another creature you control leaves the battlefield without dying, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
   LoadingReadyRun: There is a kind of retro feel to the set. It's cool
 DeM0nFiRe: I do feel like this is the most classic magic a set has felt in a long time
 BrowneePoints: Yea I can’t put my finger on it but it gives me HUGE Lorwyn-Alara era vibes design wise
 DeM0nFiRe: At least visually
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  LRRbot: Run Away Together [1U] | Instant | Choose two target creatures controlled by different players. Return those creatures to their owners' hands.
 thedepthandbreadthofseth: Hiya is Hebrew for "was" or "has been.". I have been hiya'd is quite strange to hear.
  LRRbot: Lumra, Bellow of the Woods [4GG] | Legendary Creature — Elemental Bear [*/*] | Vigilance, reach / Lumra, Bellow of the Woods's power and toughness are each equal to the number of lands you control. / When Lumra enters, mill four cards. Then return all land cards from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
  LRRbot: High Stride [G] | Instant | Target creature gets +1/+3 and gains reach until end of turn. Untap it.
 CrossXhunteR: large bear
 midnightcurryjazz: big cat too
 KaleidoscopeMind: and that elk
 BrowneePoints: it’s based on a field guide!
 CrossXhunteR: field journal type art
 midnightcurryjazz: ygra
 Finalsora811: To be fair, the big things ARE described as "Calamity Beasts." So...
 Ukon_Cairns: yeh, the large critter / natural disaster
  LRRbot: Teapot Slinger [3R] | Creature — Raccoon Warrior [3/4] | Menace / Whenever you expend 4, Teapot Slinger deals 2 damage to each opponent.
LoneGoat: it's Bellow of the woods, so i think the text means "hollerin comes out here'
 Molator: beware of  
  LRRbot: Ravine Raider [B] | Creature — Lizard Rogue [1/1] | Menace / {1}{B}: Ravine Raider gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
 red_shoes_jeff: "If you find my other hand, I'd like it back please." 
 finestotter: "This is where the calamity happens" --> Bear maw
 Viewers_Like_You: Just draw a "Blue"
   LoadingReadyRun: Calamity Beasts reminds me of Breath of the Wild
  LRRbot: Thundertrap Trainer [1U] | Creature — Otter Wizard [1/2] | Offspring {4} / When this creature enters, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a noncreature, nonland card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
 BrowneePoints: cuz Ben had to Keep them Separated
 v_nome: Are the kids alright though?
 CrossXhunteR: that's not just good. that's magic the gathering
 bubba0077: well now you're closer to them
 Ukon_Cairns: was gonna ask, whats everyones musical stings when offspring happens. im leaning towards "gotta keep em separated"
  LRRbot: Bellowing Crier [1U] | Creature — Frog Advisor [2/1] | When Bellowing Crier enters, draw a card, then discard a card.
  LRRbot: Teapot Slinger [3R] | Creature — Raccoon Warrior [3/4] | Menace / Whenever you expend 4, Teapot Slinger deals 2 damage to each opponent.
 CrossXhunteR: judge
  LRRbot: Valley Flamecaller [2R] | Creature — Lizard Warlock [3/3] | If a Lizard, Mouse, Otter, or Raccoon you control would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals that much damage plus 1 instead.
  LRRbot: Emberheart Challenger [1R] | Creature — Mouse Warrior [2/2] | Haste / Prowess / Valiant — Whenever Emberheart Challenger becomes the target of a spell or ability you control for the first time each turn, exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card.
  LRRbot: Gev, Scaled Scorch [BR] | Legendary Creature — Lizard Mercenary [3/2] | Ward—Pay 2 life. / Other creatures you control enter with an additional +1/+1 counter on them for each opponent who lost life this turn. / Whenever you cast a Lizard spell, Gev, Scaled Scorch deals 1 damage to target opponent.
 finestotter: I got that damage boosting Lizard and 6 pingers of the applicable types at my draft today
  LRRbot: Dragonhawk, Fate's Tempest [3RR] | Legendary Creature — Bird Dragon [5/5] | Flying / Whenever Dragonhawk enters or attacks, exile the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of creatures you control with power 4 or greater. You may play those cards until your next end step. At the beginning of your next end step, Dragonhawk deals 2 damage to each opponent for each of those cards that are still exiled.
 50keyz: wow
 hd_dabnado: how many rares is too many
 Finalsora811: !card Embercoat Ursine
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 hd_dabnado: !findquote bear
  LRRbot: Quote #4850: "They're like garbage bears, if garbage bears could fly. And kill you with a scrape of their tails." —Cameron, of wyverns [2018-03-26]
LoneGoat: !card Evercoat Ursine
  LRRbot: Evercoat Ursine [4G] | Creature — Elemental Bear [6/6] | Trample / Hideaway 3, hideaway 3 / Whenever Evercoat Ursine deals combat damage to a player, if there are cards exiled with it, you may play one of them without paying its mana cost.
 finestotter: !card evercoat ursine
  LRRbot: Evercoat Ursine [4G] | Creature — Elemental Bear [6/6] | Trample / Hideaway 3, hideaway 3 / Whenever Evercoat Ursine deals combat damage to a player, if there are cards exiled with it, you may play one of them without paying its mana cost.
 TotallyNotaBeholder: Friday Night Critter Fight
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Fur-iday Night Paper Fight
 MrPipboy3000: Friday Night papFUR Fight
 thedepthandbreadthofseth: Loading ready bun.
 TotallyNotaBeholder: And that was Serge
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 50keyz: oh boy
 50keyz: lol
 Viewers_Like_You: I'll miss Serge
 TotallyNotaBeholder: Oooh, Loading Ready Bun is good
 Onyx_And_Roman: Died as he lied, i mean libbed- larved- I.
 BrowneePoints: For Ben here's the alt art Gev https://media.wizards.com/2024/blb/en_f9b35c5234.png
 red_shoes_jeff: As Snerge assumes direct control at last...
 MyrddintheWizard: Oh, yes!  can still watch a round after coming back from my pre-release!
 Viewers_Like_You: Hello round three humans
 chriswr5: she's already foraging
 MrPipboy3000: Kathleen's inner cat is coming out
 hiFunko: Kathleen's eepy
 hd_dabnado: oof, tell it to the crowd
 DudelidouX: I don't see the problem it is typical Kathleen things
  LRRbot: Valley Rotcaller [1B] | Creature — Squirrel Warlock [1/3] | Menace / Whenever Valley Rotcaller attacks, each opponent loses X life and you gain X life, where X is the number of other Squirrels, Bats, Lizards, and Rats you control.
  mtvcdm: 'Typical Kathleen things' could be *anything*
 thedepthandbreadthofseth: That seems bomby.
 BrowneePoints: Kathleen has big Wolverine energy. Solitary, Ferocious, sometimes get Zoomies.
  LRRbot: Bonebind Orator [1B] | Creature — Squirrel Warlock Bard [2/2] | {3}{B}, Exile Bonebind Orator from your graveyard: Return another target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
 Viewers_Like_You: Sometimes a squirrel gotta scream at a purple rock
  LRRbot: Moonstone Harbinger [2B] | Creature — Bat Warrior [1/3] | Flying, deathtouch / Whenever you gain or lose life during your turn, Bats you control get +1/+0 and gain deathtouch until end of turn. This ability triggers only once each turn.
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  LRRbot: Corpseberry Cultivator [1{B/G}{B/G}] | Creature — Squirrel Warlock [2/3] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may forage. / Whenever you forage, put a +1/+1 counter on Corpseberry Cultivator.
 hiFunko: The Bat Lord is the religious TV network version of Batman
  LRRbot: Star Charter [3W] | Creature — Bat Cleric [3/1] | Flying / At the beginning of your end step, if you gained or lost life this turn, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card with power 3 or less from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
   LoadingReadyRun:  "Bats are harmless, they mostly eat fruit. Except that guy. He'll kill you"
 Tweygoh: Holy trinity bat lord
  LRRbot: Camellia, the Seedmiser [1BG] | Legendary Creature — Squirrel Warlock [3/3] | Menace / Other Squirrels you control have menace. / Whenever you sacrifice one or more Foods, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token. / {2}, Forage: Put a +1/+1 counter on each other Squirrel you control.
 BrowneePoints: In the ding dang showcase frame!
 BrowneePoints: Her showcase art goes SO HARD
Spades_Slicc: Standard sultai self mill is about to go so hard
 chriswr5: i am hoping so hard that i can make a golgari squirrel deck at my prerelease this weekend
 BrowneePoints: I prefer Ctar Sharter myself
 hiFunko: Good job sweetie
 InfiniTokens: What is "print"?
 zombub: Did Kathleen overpay? I assume it doesn’t matter
  mtvcdm: LoadingReadyRun: "3 out of 5"
 NotCainNorAbel: 500 3 out of 5
 Viewers_Like_You: "Seedmiiiiser... She's the one... the one with the seedy touch... a squirrel's touch..."
 KaleidoscopeMind: and then 5 minutes later you open it back up again
 xVoxtric: Just finished watching the CanLander set review, fun stuff. Excited to watch limited. 
  mtvcdm: If the Internet is a fridge you need to hire a dumpster to clean it out
 thraximore: 
 Onyx_And_Roman: you hate when the condiments start cancelling your lettuce
  LRRbot: Osteomancer Adept [1B] | Creature — Squirrel Warlock [2/2] | Deathtouch / {T}: Until end of turn, you may cast creature spells from your graveyard by foraging in addition to paying their other costs. If you cast a spell this way, that creature enters with a finality counter on it.
 JohnPraw: Take your time, really enjoy it.
  LRRbot: Savor [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. Create a Food token.
Spades_Slicc: hmmm disfigure in 2024
 Ukon_Cairns: interesting that eating a food or merely looking for some satisfies the clause.
 BrowneePoints: Osteomancer, aka, Underworld Feast
  LRRbot: Pawpatch Formation [1G] | Instant | Choose one — / • Destroy target creature with flying. / • Destroy target enchantment. / • Draw a card. Create a Food token.
  LRRbot: Wick's Patrol [4BB] | Creature — Rat Warlock [5/3] | When Wick's Patrol enters, mill three cards. When you do, target creature an opponent controls gets −X/−X until end of turn, where X is the greatest mana value among cards in your graveyard.
 finestotter: That's a cool plummet/disenchant
 BrowneePoints: If you Shart a Star, is that the worst case of Firehole one can ever experience?
 ZeroTepMusic: the art for Wick's Patrol, and all the rats really, is so good
theamc2000: not the Blinky namer
 Fruan: It's a reflexive trigger!
  LRRbot: Hivespine Wolverine [3GG] | Creature — Elemental Wolverine [5/4] | When Hivespine Wolverine enters, choose one — / • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / • Hivespine Wolverine fights target creature token. / • Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
 HadesLeprechaun: hate that wolverine. not necessarily the card, more the art
 CrossXhunteR: it only fights babies
 Chartle: i pronounce this as hivespine wolverine (rhyming)
 50keyz: it only fights babies
 50keyz: @CrossXhunteR nice!
 finestotter: OR fish!
OmnipotentTrevor: Wolverine is the best at what he does, and what he does it eat children
 Viewers_Like_You: "My dad could beat up your dad!" "Oh yeah? Well, my dad could beat up you."
  LRRbot: Glidedive Duo [4B] | Creature — Bat Lizard [3/3] | Flying / When Glidedive Duo enters, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
  LRRbot: Wick's Patrol [4BB] | Creature — Rat Warlock [5/3] | When Wick's Patrol enters, mill three cards. When you do, target creature an opponent controls gets −X/−X until end of turn, where X is the greatest mana value among cards in your graveyard.
 ZeroTepMusic: let's go, rat wormrider
  LRRbot: Mudflat Village | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {B}. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell. / {1}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice Mudflat Village: Return target Bat, Lizard, Rat, or Squirrel card from your graveyard to your hand.
  LRRbot: Glidedive Duo [4B] | Creature — Bat Lizard [3/3] | Flying / When Glidedive Duo enters, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
 BrowneePoints: regardless they're also pretty defensive and all fly
 BrowneePoints: Big Snake?
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 BrowneePoints: Rottenmouth Viper
 BrowneePoints: !rottenmouth
 hd_dabnado: the 1 mana red mouse?
 BrowneePoints: !card rottenmouth
  LRRbot: Rottenmouth Viper [5B] | Creature — Elemental Snake [6/6] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may sacrifice any number of nonland permanents. This spell costs {1} less to cast for each permanent sacrificed this way. / Whenever Rottenmouth Viper enters or attacks, put a blight counter on it. Then for each blight counter on it, each opponent loses 4 life unless that player sacrifices a nonland permanent or discards a card.
  LRRbot: Rottenmouth Viper [5B] | Creature — Elemental Snake [6/6] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may sacrifice any number of nonland permanents. This spell costs {1} less to cast for each permanent sacrificed this way. / Whenever Rottenmouth Viper enters or attacks, put a blight counter on it. Then for each blight counter on it, each opponent loses 4 life unless that player sacrifices a nonland permanent or discards a card.
 Chartle: i'm putting this in standard with cursed hexmage and the 3/2 with etb and death food + more
 midnightcurryjazz: I judged
 Tweygoh: Duskborrow
 Onyx_And_Roman: Snerge is Snpreading
 hiFunko: I'm never side-bored watching LRR™ content™
 Chartle: my prerelease is in.. 6 hours
 CrossXhunteR: i plan on going to a prerelease on Sunday, as the first time playing MTG in ~15 years
baneless27: im debateing if i want to bring my 2 year old to a pre release lol
 finestotter: Ya I did it to take out 2/2 and put in a 3/2
 BrowneePoints: Unfortunately I can't really go to a PreRe, but i'm anxiously waiting on my collector boxes and commander decks to arrive from CARD KINGDOM Sponsor of the show!
Julian_Rogue: I'm excited to put rottenmouth in my proliferate mothman deck :3
jrgongjah: Hello
 niccus: probably Expend and trying to use mana spent on abilities
 BrowneePoints: do not underestimate that shrink rat during the FamJam. at least during the EA event folks were criminally underdrafting it
 neisan2112: There's also cards that affect multiple different creature types too
 Chartle: i did win two boxes of OTJ today
Spades_Slicc: Well they just assigned each guild a fursona
 BrowneePoints: What if we went back to Ravnica by way of Lorwyn
 CrossXhunteR: i remember during the PPR thinking "this is a board state for Arena"
 CrossXhunteR: Ral's storm stuff is going to trip someone up
  LRRbot: Mudflat Village | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {B}. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell. / {1}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice Mudflat Village: Return target Bat, Lizard, Rat, or Squirrel card from your graveyard to your hand.
 Ukon_Cairns: yeh, a some cards that care about a single creature type vs some cards that care about any of the supported creature types in a given color
  LRRbot: Bonebind Orator [1B] | Creature — Squirrel Warlock Bard [2/2] | {3}{B}, Exile Bonebind Orator from your graveyard: Return another target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
 RatherLargeToad: The lizards are already using non-templated Spectacle, so they’d fit in well with the Rakdos
  LRRbot: Valley Rotcaller [1B] | Creature — Squirrel Warlock [1/3] | Menace / Whenever Valley Rotcaller attacks, each opponent loses X life and you gain X life, where X is the number of other Squirrels, Bats, Lizards, and Rats you control.
  LRRbot: Corpseberry Cultivator [1{B/G}{B/G}] | Creature — Squirrel Warlock [2/3] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may forage. / Whenever you forage, put a +1/+1 counter on Corpseberry Cultivator.
 BrowneePoints: Also yall pulling that Foil relentless rats was JUICY 
 neisan2112: Squirrel Warrlock might be my new favorite creature typeline.
 finestotter: Having two differently mechanical "when you cast noncreatures" pingers was a bit confusing
  LRRbot: Moonstone Harbinger [2B] | Creature — Bat Warrior [1/3] | Flying, deathtouch / Whenever you gain or lose life during your turn, Bats you control get +1/+0 and gain deathtouch until end of turn. This ability triggers only once each turn.
 RatherLargeToad: Captain Crunch, now with Corpseberries
theamc2000: a bit that loses viewers? must be a wheeler joke
theamc2000: 
 CrossXhunteR: magic, but like a dance
 Ukon_Cairns: @RatherLargeToad many of the lizards are outlaws like Rakdos himself as well. synergy.
  LRRbot: Heaped Harvest [2G] | Artifact — Food | When Heaped Harvest enters and when you sacrifice it, you may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Heaped Harvest: You gain 3 life.
 neisan2112: Incredbile
 BrowneePoints: that's an AMAZING common
 CrossXhunteR: that's a great forage target
 Onyx_And_Roman: wait, you eat rocks?
 BrowneePoints: but it was crafted by hand
 CrossXhunteR: game object
 xVoxtric: That's what Ygra is for?
 RatherLargeToad: you fabricate food
 Ohpea: the artifact is the plate
Spades_Slicc: battle's arent enchantments?
 BrowneePoints: well, MOST food they've shown is "crafted by hand"
 Finalsora811: Hot take: Food and maybe even Blood should have had a brand new type for them.
 chriswr5: food subtype - bad shrimp
  LRRbot: Star Charter [3W] | Creature — Bat Cleric [3/1] | Flying / At the beginning of your end step, if you gained or lost life this turn, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card with power 3 or less from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
theamc2000: bad shrimp is an artifact
 randombillfolds: Mm... Food Recipes in the style of classes.
Spades_Slicc: wow that apostrophe got away from me
 CrossXhunteR: @Spades_Slicc battles are battles, i believe
  LRRbot: Camellia, the Seedmiser [1BG] | Legendary Creature — Squirrel Warlock [3/3] | Menace / Other Squirrels you control have menace. / Whenever you sacrifice one or more Foods, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token. / {2}, Forage: Put a +1/+1 counter on each other Squirrel you control.
 chriswr5: cameron doesn't have PICKLE ABS
  LRRbot: Mistbreath Elder [G] | Creature — Frog Warrior [2/2] | At the beginning of your upkeep, return another creature you control to its owner's hand. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on Mistbreath Elder. Otherwise, you may return Mistbreath Elder to its owner's hand.
 RatherLargeToad: I liked the Control Point Battle type they were experimenting with at the Unknown events
 Simonark: PICKLE ABS, or BACK PILES are the nine types of Cards
 BrowneePoints: yep. it's a heck of a common
 Fruan: bigger than before
Spades_Slicc: Wow you can forage non token food twice (given enough cards in grave)
 chriswr5: mnemonic to remember all the goyf card types - Planeswalker, Instant, Creature, Kindred, Land, Enchantment; Artifact, Battle, Saga
hologram_sam: also corpseberry +1 counter *nerdfce*
 Chartle: you mean sorcery for that last one @chriswr5
 JohnPraw: I love that frog art.
 Simonark: Lungfish, Evil Stuff, Alibis, Bawdiness, Swedish Meatballs...
 chriswr5: @Chartle ah darn good catch
Spades_Slicc: Wait is "Saga" a card type or an enchantment subtype?
 Chartle: subtype haha
LoneGoat: subtype
  LRRbot: Starseer Mentor [3WB] | Creature — Bat Warlock [3/5] | Flying, vigilance / At the beginning of your end step, if you gained or lost life this turn, target opponent loses 3 life unless they sacrifice a nonland permanent or discard a card.
theamc2000: busking to lose teeth?
 odddirective: Mistbreath has a trigger, right?
 chriswr5: i would like to formally apologize for my mistakes
 loufghyslaufey: Yea, I'm not sure if saga adds up to the goyf payoff.
 odddirective: !card mistbreath elder
  LRRbot: Mistbreath Elder [G] | Creature — Frog Warrior [2/2] | At the beginning of your upkeep, return another creature you control to its owner's hand. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on Mistbreath Elder. Otherwise, you may return Mistbreath Elder to its owner's hand.
 odddirective: Oh upkeep
   LoadingReadyRun:  What if the Bloomburrow animals basically set up a parallel mouse-size city in Ravnica, like the minish in Zelda
Spades_Slicc: Star Sharter, Mythbreast
 BrowneePoints: Sorcery. it was a typo @loufghyslaufey
 BrowneePoints: That frog Cameron. the answer to your question about "most misplayed card" is that Frog
 BrowneePoints: it will 100% cause the most rules goofs
 Simonark: It's not mice, it's the other ones. Ratnica.
LoneGoat: speaking of which card will generate the most judge calls: that frog
 Finalsora811: Missed breath?
  LRRbot: Camellia, the Seedmiser [1BG] | Legendary Creature — Squirrel Warlock [3/3] | Menace / Other Squirrels you control have menace. / Whenever you sacrifice one or more Foods, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token. / {2}, Forage: Put a +1/+1 counter on each other Squirrel you control.
LoneGoat: ah didn't see BrowneePoints beat me to it lol
Spades_Slicc: If you say Mythbreast on purpose you aren't messing it up
 Ukon_Cairns: yeah, having half a may clause is rough
 Simonark: The Lady of the Camellias.
 Finalsora811: Damn, she fine.
 circusofkirkus: damn she's fine
theamc2000: good rhymes
baneless27: through the wall!
  LRRbot: Bonebind Orator [1B] | Creature — Squirrel Warlock Bard [2/2] | {3}{B}, Exile Bonebind Orator from your graveyard: Return another target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
  LRRbot: Fell [1B] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature.
Spades_Slicc: wrong tense
 midnightcurryjazz: falled
Spades_Slicc: there we go
theamc2000: wow
theamc2000: good swing
 50keyz: lol
 50keyz: wow
 50keyz: i feel like that came out of nowhere
 Ukon_Cairns: "what happened to Camellia? she fell" 
  LRRbot: Essence Channeler [1W] | Creature — Bat Cleric [2/1] | As long as you've lost life this turn, Essence Channeler has flying and vigilance. / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on Essence Channeler. / When Essence Channeler dies, put its counters on target creature you control.
 rogerivany: 1 isn't 0
 Finalsora811: I get it, Wheeler.
LoneGoat: that frog sucks SO bad lol
 BrowneePoints: That Frog is for constructed formats
Spades_Slicc: that frog is gonna go hard in constructed
 Finalsora811: It IS a 1 mana 2/2.
 Onyx_And_Roman: he like the bouncey bounce, nothing wrong with that
 Chartle: that frog gives me zugzwang
theamc2000: good games
hologram_sam: that frog is for the frog deck
 Ukon_Cairns: its so disorienting to see a green card that has legitimate drawbacks
theamc2000: thanks for the show
 Symphoneers: Good opera.
 KWardJenx: Nailed the timing
 JohnPraw: The frog is trying. They're only one mana. 
 BrowneePoints: the birds are surprisingly beefy
 BrowneePoints: in this set
 Svengineer: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
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Julian_Rogue: what about serving Jund?
 midnightcurryjazz: time to poop
 Ukon_Cairns: friendshrimp
theamc2000: friendshrimp
 finestotter: Bold, bold claim
 midnightcurryjazz: yeah, prove it wheeler
 niccus: careful, the shrimp recurs
  mtvcdm: Paul hesitated
 KWardJenx: Careful Icarus
 ghizmou: you have explored so little of your adult life
 BusTed: It's probable.
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 JohnPraw: This episode is just time travelling.
  Juliamon: Remember when they did two Lives a month?
 DoodlestheGreat: 2 Lives, One Month.
 NotCainNorAbel: planned!
 Viewers_Like_You: July's live was just booked to arrive via Delta, it'll get here when it gets here
  mtvcdm: I looked it up, it collaborated with A Dance of Ice and Fire and looks it.
 midnightcurryjazz: this game rules
 DoodlestheGreat: July's live was delayed by CrowdStrike
 midnightcurryjazz: its ff14 raiding but bullet hell
  Juliamon: mtvcdm Oh really? That's a good sign
 DoodlestheGreat: BNUYS!
 KeytarCat: Raid Boss Rush bunnies
 Viewers_Like_You: The good ol' FamJam BunSlam
  mtvcdm: @Juliamon Yeah. It's going to be difficult as hell ans we'll lose Heather to it for like a month.
 InfiniTokens: You 'otter' play otters
 finestotter: Shot people many times with many otters today
 KWardJenx: Great stream. So very many thanks.
 50keyz: thanks for the strim!
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 Viewers_Like_You: That explains a lot, really
  mtvcdm: I mean *most* of the crew is poised for destruction
 KWardJenx: The edge of disaster
 Simonark: Is 900 bits... 2 cups of coffee? A lot of companies are 2 cups of coffee away from chaos in the other direction.
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