TehAmelie: time to warm up the thermal detonators
TehAmelie: or uuh pod engines?
TehAmelie: i don't really know much about the star wars
TXC2: CONTACT
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Didero: Good evening!
TehAmelie: yo
TXC2: hello Didero welcome
Orlantia: SingsNote SingsNote Pop it like Pazaak, pop it like pazaak SingsNote SingsNote
Didero: @TXC2 Thanks!
Kentosaurus: Ooh, I like the roomba
Didero: [Door closing]
TheAinMAP: Remembered just in time.
Didero: Droids frequently are my favourite Star Wars characters, especially the background droids. And R2-D2, of course
TXC2: hello TheAinMAP welcome
TheAinMAP: lrrFINE
TheAinMAP: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW lrrBEN
TXC2: Here we GO!
Didero: Though I don't really like C-3PO, because his whining and caution remind me of myself too much >_>
TXC2: Hello Ben
Didero: Hello Ben!
TheAinMAP: Hello.
baltimore_667083: hi ben!
Invitare: @Didero The CIS were ROBBED. They should have won
Firewhiskers: Hi Ben!
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Didero: @Invitare Only if it was a contest of who has the coolest robots :p
A_Dub888: Hi friends, I definitely wasn’t doomscrolling the hellsite because of anything Magic related, why do you ask?
Invitare: Droidekas always win
nqbw: Hello all!
Nigouki: Hooray for sleep!
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TXC2: huh, Gus is the same name as my neighbour's cat then tends to stay here :p
TXC2: hello nqbw welcome
Invitare: @Didero you should have seen my reaction to CIS units in Jedi Survivor. It made me so happy
RayFK: Cwater for short
Didero: Gus is one of the mice in Disney's Cinderella, so I don't really associate the name with cats
TehAmelie: Gustav is the swedish name for Garfield, checks out
A_Dub888: @rayfk Wafee
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Didero: @Invitare Yeah, they're always fun. The Rebels eposide about who won the Clone Wars is very fun too
HorusFive: Bold of you to assume I have dollars in my bank account
Didero: It's Star Wars, nobody is safe
NathanLonghair: when did you get another critter Ben?? 😮🫶
baltimore_667083: i know there's a brewery in my town that allows dogs
RayFK: Well, bars are challenging but Breweries you're A okay in
jedi_master_zll: My cat very much nuzzles and grooms my beard. No pulling thankfully.
Spluuga: dingle the bingle?
pyronils80: Timezones are funny-- in your zone its breakfasttime here at my location its time for dinner! :D
Didero: just put the recording on a few floppies and bike 'em over to the Moonbase
SimWOT: obra dinn
HorusFive: @Didero I've seen that CH
Didero: Does Nicole like Star Wars? Maybe the Lego Star Wars games might be fun, though after Disco Elysium it might be rather simplistic
RayFK: Oh sick, Ben's Library Hole!
Orlantia: There's always Putput
Invitare: Dragon Age Veilguard is... next month I think. That's looking like it might be good
TXC2: Oh Lawd he comin' !
CaptainSpam: KITTY
TXC2: KITTY!
Nigouki: woooooo!!! baby!!!
Kentosaurus: He's just a little guy
jedi_master_zll: Itty bitty kitty!
Krektogar: GUS!
nqbw: Awwww!
Camthelion: <3 !
TheAinMAP: HahaGingercat
baltimore_667083: gus!
CaptainSpam: Gato Petito!
Orlantia: Such a cute lil kitty
protojman: love it when cats just know they can be picked up whenever and just deal with it
A_Dub888: this is the stream now. I have no objections
nqbw: Mini-moggy!
Didero: I'm usually not very affected by animal pictures, but that is one very cute kitty
RayFK: He's proofed
Orlantia: I can't wait to hear the half a braincell adventures
DarthRagnar815: Such a cutie wao4head
protojman: ooof i'm sorry
Nigouki: heheh
Spluuga: :3 tiny cord muncher
Duckels: OH MY GAWD A KITTY HI KITTY WHATS HIS NAME
Darleysam: chilli152Blanket chilli152Blanket chilli152Blanket
TXC2: "ok....but what if cord?"
TXC2: Duckels Gus
jedi_master_zll: Yeah I've got a couple chewed up cord ends.
Duckels: Adorable
Invitare: do they get along?
A_Dub888: @txc2 Cord you not Gus?
Krektogar: "sometimes" using it is really all you can hope for with a cat
TXC2: there's a game?
PorpoisesUnknown: KITTY
TXC2: A_Dub888 ah ha ha!
Didero: 36 PiF streams, 7 hours of gameplay :p
Duckels: Oh no, not cat strims
baltimore_667083: games? where we're going, we don't need "games"
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NathanLonghair: my kitty had just stopped munching small cords (almost)… then I took a holiday and now he chews on all the really fat and dangerous ones 😭😭
baltimore_667083: true
Critterbot: Well...
TXC2: kitty and Sabbac, that's all we need this PiF
RayFK: Cats + Gamblin'
PorpoisesUnknown: The force is strong with the feline
jedi_master_zll: Being a Star Wars and cat person, I want a pet nexu.
Invitare: pure sabaac
Krektogar: wait, there's another planet?
RayFK: Gotta give him his own laptop
Krektogar: does it have cats?
RayFK: Make him a little businessman
hackingducks: kitty's an orange. they're gonna do that.
Invitare: @Krektogar No but there's one with [redacted]
Invitare: they only have one eye
RayFK: Mischievous, little bit stupid, etc.
jedi_master_zll: Tortitude is also a real thing.
PorpoisesUnknown: His curiosity levels are PEAKED right now
Didero: whats a star wars
Didero: Papa Disney won't return my calls anymore
Invitare: the cannons are mostly on Star Destroyers
A_Dub888: DisDaddy
Invitare: the whole point of this planet is that it's windy
baltimore_667083: -claps slowly-
Didero: There's like 5 types of Star Destroyer now, aren't there?
PorpoisesUnknown: No piloting! But you can sit in the chair
JosVanTongeren: Good evening chat. Good evening Ben!
0x6772: Space Chair Simulator!
Didero: It's like dad letting you sit behind the car wheel for a minute
Krektogar: Daaad! I wanna sit in the driver seat!
vinopinguino: awwwyeah made it for space horse betting time!
A_Dub888: Have we seen a Star Destroyer actually BLOW UP a star?
jedi_master_zll: @Didero Definitely more, depending on what all you reference.
satyropodobny: this game is a definitive proof that a sandpaper could be considered edible if it only had a baby yoda printed on it
Didero: Why do we almost always play a boring Human in Star Wars games? There's so many cool species
TXC2: no gun, and still never on the run
Invitare: I prefer crossing goblins
TXC2: Didero as seen right here with this twi'leku
PorpoisesUnknown: Am I the only one still "weirded" out by realistic hair physics?
jedi_master_zll: Can I join the Crimson Dawn just for the red jackets?
Didero: @TXC2 Jedi Academy had a character creator, that was fun. Though it's also very not canon nowadays
PMAvers: A little explosive decompression has never hurt anybody.
Didero: @PMAvers Just look at General Leia, she was fine :p
TXC2: Didero TOO SOON!
TXC2: :p
jedi_master_zll: @Didero Always made a Kel Dor.
Didero: @TXC2 What are you talking about? It all happened a long time ago :D
northos: kitty! LUL
TXC2: Didero touché
PorpoisesUnknown: Waka Waka Star Wars
Didero: @PorpoisesUnknown Starka Warka
Invitare: you're assuimg it was you and not Nix
Bruceski: @PorpoisesUnknown It often feels like too much to me. Not as bad as say, capes like to get when physics engines break, but there's still very little weight to it.
Critterbot: Disguised loading screen.
hackingducks: @Invitare or wakka
Invitare: Wakka would never damage his precious
Didero: Do a barrel ro-*gets yanked off-stage*
vinopinguino: starfield is absolutely in shambles right now lol
hackingducks: spice must flow.
Bruceski: But then again my family has rather stiff hair so that's what I'm used to.
Invitare: yellow marker, Ben, not the station
TXC2: Nomansky here we come! Kappa
Didero: So not THAT open-world :p
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Bruceski: What do you think this is, open space?
Didero: You can do ANYTHING* (*terms & conditions apply)
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DarthRagnar815: "How about we explore the area ahead later?" - HungryPaimon
PorpoisesUnknown: Ben you turned on your targeting computer, is there something RIGHT
Invitare: You don't have lasers, this is just Kay leaning out of the window with her blaster
TheAinMAP: Star Wars: Squadrons?
NathanLonghair: it was very good - squadrons
wildpeaks: in space, no one can hear you chill
TXC2: fly by shootings is how we did it in WW1, so it should work here
Critterbot: Mmm, peculiar that, yeah.
Didero: Heh, they don't even bother to define the units, it's just '7 distance'
wildpeaks: even 3d engines can't all agree which vector is up, it's impressive
TheAinMAP: Except the very start of Episode III, where it was chaos!
Bruceski: Axolotl in a tiny space helmet floating over to distract another ship
Didero: The sound is simulated by your ship computer, because it helps the pilot keep track of the battle easier
northos: game pls
Darleysam: rip
0x6772: Cool game.
TXC2: "she goes point 5 past light speed" point 5 whats ?
wildpeaks: the Empire used Cutscene: ti's super effective :D
PorpoisesUnknown: That's the new Cut-scene tractor beam the empire is trying out
Didero: I think you may have some controller drift?
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Didero: Why are those TIE fighters hugging?
northos: lmao the tie fighters running into each other LUL
Bruceski: the escort TIEs were running into each other
vinopinguino: who could have possibly seen this inevitable betrayal coming?
northos: embrace the Ubi-jank :D
TXC2: great reset to pose, then do movement
DoomBringerIL: we ever tried No Man's Sky? @LoadingReadyRun
0x6772: Strictly speaking, Kay needs parts for *Waka* to fix the ship.
PorpoisesUnknown: They need a no man's Sky Star Wars universe edition
northos: yeah Graham played a bunch around launch (and actually enjoyed it a lot) but idk if he's been back to it with the updates
TXC2: NMS came out like 4 years too early
DoomBringerIL: they really did a cyberpunk 2077
DeChunkandFriends: I look forward to seeing you climb a space tower to locate space bandit encampments
Darleysam: Mr Creosote vibes intensify
Coloneljesus: Terraria devs called
NightValien28: do you like updates, we got updates in here - no man sky updating every three months
A_Dub888: “and here’s ANOTHER UPDATE “
Didero: I think the No Man's Sky studio is also working on their next game, these NMS updates seem to be just because they enjoy making them. It's great they get to do that
wildpeaks: can the toilet be flushed ?
Invitare: it's that door by the engine
Didero: This is a very roomy ship
DoomBringerIL: like i think it's abigger turnaround than cyberpunk 2077
wildpeaks: sneaky sneaky
TXC2: "the next job will be better" oh honey
A_Dub888: Wait a second, I was promised an open world, SINGULAR
TehAmelie: i thought NMS was great at launch, too. it's not like they overpromised on the level of Peter Molnyeux or anything
wildpeaks: subtitles on the side rather than the bottom is an interesting choice
PorpoisesUnknown: Very snake cardboard box vibes
Didero: Could be an automated transport
TXC2: OSHA violation right here
Invitare: oh this part. I got stuck here for ages
wildpeaks: I see stormtropper security is as good as their aim
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Invitare: no you're past it now
Invitare: it was that elevator
Didero: They should've put yellow warning markings on the ground :p
Thaeus_Amrunion: I really want to see what happens when you vent spice all throughout an Imperial station.
Invitare: I didn't realise you had to stand on it for ages to get it to work
PorpoisesUnknown: Mid conversattion though
Didero: I don't think Kay is very good at this :p
RayFK: Bac-ta ass up
Didero: Do you also have to hide bodies in this game?
0x6772: I'm sure nobody will think anything of that storm trooper lying in the hallway.
Invitare: no body hiding unfortunately
TXC2: we used the more perminate stun of kill
wildpeaks: oh yeah I wouldn't have been able to get away with taking down someone in mid-conversation in Metro Exodus, immediate detection
Gaz_L: feels like they could've reskinned Assassin's Creed
wildpeaks: oh yeah that would have been a great match for Hitman
jedi_master_zll: I've wanted a new Bounty Hunter for years.
jedi_master_zll: Even just a remaster.
Didero: It's Ubisoft, they have, it's all mostly the same game :p
A_Dub888: @rayfk Bac-ta deez nuts
Desruprot: Hit Man engine or an old AC engine where stealth matters
Invitare: yeah you could have it take place on a lower level of corouscant. Like level 1313
DandyGeek: Yeah, I’d prefer that I think. This mission is how I learned I am trash at modern stealth games, oops
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DoomBringerIL: this really feels like the Jedi Knight:Fallen order Engine @LoadingReadyRun
PorpoisesUnknown: *very obvious clone wars* "ROGER ROGER"
Invitare: @DoomBringerIL It's not. This is Ubisoft's engine
Invitare: I can't remember what they call it
DandyGeek: Is this the same engine used for the Division games?
Didero: pave the save
TXC2: lrrSCOOP
A_Dub888: !card raise the alarm
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PorpoisesUnknown: Mid conversation taking someone down = fine. Body in front of camera = not fine
nqbw: Instafail stealth. Boooo!
Invitare: @DandyGeek I think they use the same engine for every game like this
Gaz_L: I will say I like Respawn's approach to the narrative in the Jedi games vs this game's, which is a shame cuz i really love the non-Jedi aspects of the SW universe
Brozard: @DandyGeek Yes, "Snowdrop"
wildpeaks: turns out the security camera isn't just for show
Desruprot: yeah, not good
adept_nekomancer: Oh sure, you can punch someone mid-conversation and nobody notices, but if one guy falls over they shut down everything.
wildpeaks: perfect
TehAmelie: what a power kick
Didero: But this is also in front of the camera...
Angnor33: Helmets make it hard to breath, any abdominal strike and they're done... lol
DarthRagnar815: Twas just a gentle pineBonk
A_Dub888: Gave them the Big Boot
Didero: How can you tell? Kappa
DoomBringerIL: go go go
wildpeaks: they haven't invented 360 cameras technology
LordZarano: Camera: "Ooh it's the best character!"
Didero: Years of gaming experience
TheAinMAP: lrrARROW
Gaz_L: how? there's no arrows?
vinopinguino: real game for real gamers
Thaeus_Amrunion: Only pro gamers know
PorpoisesUnknown: You need to have the force IRL in order to see the camera's blind spots
TheWooglie: is this the game that lets you turn the yellow bits off?
DandyGeek: You can toggle off the yellow paint, I discovered this weekend
Didero: Rey Accelerator? Isn't she fast enough already?
TXC2: "where do you get off?!!!" "where it's painted yellow"
Gaz_L: AC turned on
jedi_master_zll: I love it when games have an in universe explanation for the UI. Then inevitably take it away at some point.
TheAinMAP: Just some off gasing.
Brozard: Space composting?
Gaz_L: organic trash disposal
adept_nekomancer: They're an endangered species, there's regulations!
0x6772: Presumably: on trash.
NightValien28: its the flynstones trash compactor
TXC2: yes, she was forces sensitive
NightValien28: but in space
Didero: Probably accidentally took one with them somewhere and grew, yeah
Desruprot: I think it helps decompose it
Brozard: Wasn't there some comic that expanded on the trash compactor monster?
TXC2: Brozard yeap
Didero: There's a story in the 40-year anniversary short story collection about the trash monster, they come from a swamp planet IIRC
DoomBringerIL: thats gotta b the definition of DEEP lore
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darkcyril: Doctor Aphra
Gaz_L: Dr Aphra?
uneactrice: Dr. Aphra
Invitare: actually the trash monster was a deliberately introduced design flaw by Death Star Engineer Nej Dene Kappa
0x6772: The Aphra stories are pretty funny.
Didero: Dr Aphra has had a comic book series for years and years, never read any of 'em
uneactrice: They are a REALLY coold one
uneactrice: Cool*
Gaz_L: She's like Evil Han Solo, IIRC
Volus_dude: trash monster mostly ate junk and palps didn't care to get rid of them. critter was basicly great worker who didn't have to be paid.
Desruprot: Rogue One does a good job explaining why the 1st Death Star also had a weakness
Didero: I tried looking into SW comics, but then they started listing different books and cross-over events and the like, and I lost interest
0x6772: @Gaz_L I mean, it's not her fault her droids are … oh, wait, it is.
jedi_master_zll: My favorite Star Wars book series was ret-conned by a cartoon! *shakes fist*
Joalni: The Vader comics have been really good and Aphra starts there, if you want more of her.
adept_nekomancer: Armor doesn't protect against the butt punch
Gaz_L: @jedi_master_zll which one?
DoomBringerIL: right in the backpack
TehAmelie: that guy will be so stiff when he wakes up
TehAmelie: if his arm doesn't just fall off
Invitare: @jedi_master_zll my favourite star wars cartoon was retconned by another star wars cartoon. RIP OG Grievous
Desruprot: don't worry that guy wasn't going to hit anything with that anyways
wildpeaks: unrealistic universe, nobody ever tries to pet the adorable creature :D
0x6772: That's our patrol route, and we're not going a step further.
Joalni: It's not their sector.
jedi_master_zll: @Gaz_L The Clone Commando series. When they decided all the Mandos were pacifists now.
Desruprot: not payed enough to care
northos: I guess the stormtroopers are also having a little trouble with the controls :p
Gaz_L: ah, i was a Wraith Squadron guy
Didero: I thought it was a joke, but apparently Omi, the trash-compactor monster, actually IS Force-sensitive... Why
wildpeaks: robot was like "nope, I'm out here here"
Angnor33: You should always be worried about droids.
wildpeaks: *out of here
Desruprot: uh
Desruprot: the droid wont talk, it can't
Gaz_L: some of the old EU stuff did lean real hard into that 'every single character on screen is Important' thing
TXC2: Didero because the star wars expended universe is one of the most batshit insane collection of stories out there
DoomBringerIL: anarchist
Gaz_L: i read the 'Tales from Jabba's Palace' anthology of short stories and like every single extra got a backstory
Volus_dude: why troopers are bothering with security, while they could instead play pazaak.
TXC2: like Glurp shito is a meme for a reason
0x6772: Star Wars: Outlaws: a Nix story.
Desruprot: a vent of course
adept_nekomancer: Bold move of them to make a game where you play Nix's sidekick.
Desruprot: Nix is the Outlaw we all need
wildpeaks: Nix is the protagonist on an escort quest
northos: Kay at 100% power: Kay + Nix Kay at 99% power: just Nix
wildpeaks: oh we're ltierally playing Mastermind
Invitare: I don't know what the consequences for failing these is
DoomBringerIL: erd is the blakc in the middle
TehAmelie: i don't know if this thing was real or not but yeah Star Wars does like to expand in every direction https://i.imgur.com/yf4zAQF.jpg
Didero: @TXC2 Yeah, that's the problem with always wanting to explain everything
DoomBringerIL: hacker
wildpeaks: are those hacking minigames required or only one of the ways to solve things ?
Desruprot: hackerman
Gaz_L: depends on the mission, i believe
hypergirlie_hyperpop: You can turn the minigames off in accessibility settings
hypergirlie_hyperpop: You can also make them harder
wildpeaks: oh thank goodness
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Invitare: sometimes required, but you unlock more options for them, also I don't think anytning happens if you fail them
hypergirlie_hyperpop: @Invitare you can sometimes trigger an alarm, but that's also kinda whatever in this game
Didero: Maybe that's why the Pykes are on the station
hypergirlie_hyperpop: with Slicing specifically
Didero: Valve release? This game comin' to Steam? :p
wildpeaks: :D
Dezponia: Hai Ben! Love your streams! Especially Let's Nope! bleedPurple
Didero: I think the Hutts mostly operate in the Outer Rim? But I could be wrong
Desruprot: limesBlink
Didero: Yeah, TIE Fighters and X-Wings are timeless
Gaz_L: every version of the TIE slaps
JosVanTongeren: Yes and the x wing
Desruprot: ah two people that sound similar here
TXC2: oh for sure, it;s iconic
Spluuga: tie bomber too
DandyGeek: I loved the bomber design from Empire
Gaz_L: TIE Defender is such a fanwanky design but I adore it
TehAmelie: "i know that guy, he's the star war"
dm818: This can't be an imperial facility, too many railings
Desruprot: yeah the Probe Droids definitely Iconic
Didero: expecting gamers to look up smh my head
0x6772: Nobody notices the unscheduled TIE moving around in the hangar, natch.
Dezponia: Do you have to wear a tie to fly a TIE fighter? Seems very corporate
Desruprot: @0x6772 the empire does not pay enough frankly
Ninja_DEN: @dm818 This is the outer rim, so this imperial facility has illicit safety railings.
0x6772: Drop the probe on them! "Accidental" death, ala Hitman.
hypergirlie_hyperpop: @0x6772 the trains run on time, but the TIE hangar is a mess
TehAmelie: we could junk so many TIE fighters here with a little fire. too bad we're not with the rebels right
NightValien28: Dezponia not on casual fridays, they fly casual fighters
DandyGeek: Seems like a waste of a good probe
adept_nekomancer: "What's my purpose?" "You watch this catwalk."
Didero: Like one of the Stormtroopers said: "Not my sector, not my problem", that explains why they're so forgiving
Gaz_L: i'm sad Squadrons didn't sell very well, because I'd love a proper story focused single player flight sim/fighter game again
raulghoulia: This looks suspiciously like story. I was promised gambling and more gambling
Dezponia: @NightValien28 Nice. Do they also get pizza parties for morale?
Desruprot: yeah
NightValien28: Dezponia if they come back from a deployment yes
TXC2: 3 meals a day and a cot, takes all kinds
TehAmelie: get power kicked in the hip by rando rogues
Invitare: there are also all the ones willing to work in a massive corrupt scheme
Desruprot: sir, sir
Gaz_L: !sir
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JosVanTongeren: every now and then....
Didero: We need a game where we play as Nix
0x6772: That kick coming off the grappling rope actually landing is pretty slick.
TehAmelie: that could have been such a cool aerial assault
Masslost: punching helmet might hurt
Gaz_L: i wish they'd re-release the Rogue Squadron games too
Bruceski: guy pulled a gun on an axolotl, what's how you know the stormtroopers are bad.
adept_nekomancer: Even space is full of busywork jobs.
Desruprot: some good blue milk
A_Dub888: Wow these helmets must suck if you can still get punched out
Didero: Waka implied you could also double-cross Crimson Dawn
TehAmelie: "where is my mind?" -old Jedi saying
raulghoulia: there was a story going around that when Fight Club premiered at Cannes it got Booed
vinopinguino: KRANG?
0x6772: Krang!
hypergirlie_hyperpop: Bosnok rules, I love him
TXC2: "Sheader, my body!"
Desruprot: information, very important
TheAinMAP: Oh, one of those was a singer in a scene in "Solo."
Volus_dude: star wars mimir
TheAinMAP: I've only seen the one.
0x6772: Cool, our very own brain in a jar. What could go wrong?
wildpeaks: reminds me of the space guild from Dune
adept_nekomancer: How'd he build a whole technodrome on this spacestation with nobody noticing?
Dezponia: He seems nice
Kentosaurus: Babu Frik?
Invitare: got to stop telling everyone you meet your name
Gaz_L: nah, those guys are just little, this dude is just a head it looks like?
TehAmelie: it's fine, "Kay" is ungoogleable
Desruprot: a smart crew man
darkcyril: Gallusian apparently. Only featured in this game and Solo.
Didero: You'd think their helmets would have infrared or something
wildpeaks: they're in the same dance band
TheAinMAP: They've done lots of drills.
Gaz_L: Stormtroopers don't look up
TXC2: FLIR is too expensive
raulghoulia: That's all they teach at the academy is synchonization
DandyGeek: man, whoever they subcontracted to manufacture helmets *screwed the empire*
Gaz_L: 'plasteel'
Gaz_L: IIRC
NightValien28: their helmet is basically a nintendo virtual boy
Volus_dude: plastic stops things, their stuff is paper mache
Gaz_L: like, no, that's for real what they call it in the EU
Gaz_L: everything in SW is steel, the plastic, the glass
TehAmelie: history is such that sooner or later every speculative fiction writer invents a plastic-steel alloy
Kentosaurus: Glass is "Transparisteel"
wildpeaks: I heard it in Factorio
TXC2: what's that? Fachits empire has a corrupt army procurement system? shocking
Didero: I mean, if you're fighting an army, wouldn't you try to make a gun that can shoot through it?
Didero: Wait, fight armor
Didero: I can English, I promise
0x6772: So what's in the big cat carrier?
Gaz_L: "I have a foil Jitte!"
Bruceski: it's 1/4 of his Warhammer figures. Most are even painted!
TehAmelie: his luggage is like 70 times bigger than he is, someone call Marie Kondo
raulghoulia: pretty sure Boznok just IS Karazikar
Gaz_L: his luggage is entirely hats
adept_nekomancer: Bosnok needs to get himself an axldoggo. That's how you cheat at Sabbac.
Invitare: no he's not. He's a *cheater*. No gambling involved
Invitare: although card counting isn't really cheating
Didero: I do like that they retconned the Stormtroopers into not just being all male
hypergirlie_hyperpop: @Invitare You can break the alarm with an Ion shot :)
teeyeezey: barrels are friends
hypergirlie_hyperpop: i dont know why that replied im sorry
TheAinMAP: There's a lot of Imps on this Imperial Station.
TehAmelie: feel like shooting that general first was the right move, but after that i don't know
Dezponia: Metal Gear Death Star
Invitare: you need to build it up. It usually happens after you've killed everyone though
Gaz_L: can you shoot the alarm panel?
Didero: I like how it takes one punch OR four blaster bolts to take a Stormtrooper out :p
Desruprot: nice nade
TheAinMAP: FBtouchdown
nqbw: Pew pew
hypergirlie_hyperpop: @Didero It takes three punches if you dont stealth them, but still
wildpeaks: the gun to punch conversion rate
TehAmelie: that's the power of the sneak attack
TheWooglie: to be fair, if I was a stormtrooper I'd rather the armour stopped blasts than punches
TheAinMAP: Stormtrooper armor is too specialized on blaster fire, not physical attacks. :)
hypergirlie_hyperpop: You do get to upgrade the blaster significantly, thankfully
Invitare: I'm not sure blasters are piercing...
Gaz_L: Stormtroopers = skeletons, got it
Gaz_L: both weak to blunt damage
TheAinMAP: Stealth
Didero: I think the armor is also mainly meant against, like, getting hit with sticks. Or to just look intimidating
raulghoulia: when are they going to make the Star Wars game that has Storm Troopers bonking their heads on the opening doors?
Mangledpixel: boop
Kentosaurus: Was that a superman punch?
TXC2: hello Mangledpixel welcome
TXC2: Kentosaurus sure was
Mangledpixel: how goes fighting space facists?
Gaz_L: i can't remember, does this game do the wipes like the movies?
Gaz_L: i liked that in the Jedi games
TehAmelie: the comic Saga had the best justification for having lasers, guns and swords in the same setting, and they did it with just one line of exposition. "this armor is ray-proof and gunpowder-resistant, but try not to get stabbed"
Invitare: it does
0x6772: Just like Wordle after all!
northos: I hate when Wordle goes like this :P
raulghoulia: you get paid if you do it within the required number
Didero: Transparisteel? Why are people just leaving pieces of glass lying around?
Gaz_L: that's why i like Connections better
Bruceski: I like to move it move it
0x6772: So much for that evacuation
NathanLonghair: what’s “Andor crafting”?
TXC2: it's still stealth if no one lives to tell about it
Desruprot: ah this reminds of Han trying to leave Hoth
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Desruprot: Blaster Rifle was always good, I think its been used since the Clone Wrs
Desruprot: go go go
Desruprot: LUL
Mangledpixel: that held camera shot was probably a hidden loading screen
0x6772: FOR A GOOD REASON!
Gaz_L: "one weird maneuver, TIEs hate it!"
raulghoulia: Thai fighters hate this one trick
Kentosaurus: "TIEs hate this one weird trick!"
Desruprot: There one field, TIEs Hate it
Didero: To be fair, TIE Fighters explode if they so much as lightly graze a small rock
darkcyril: @Desruprot Close. E-11 was based on the similar DC-15 that the clones used.
northos: LUL
richard_ermen: lol, immediate crash
Didero: "Retrieve"? TIEs drop loot too?
hypergirlie_hyperpop: @Didero sure do :D
Gaz_L: TIE fighters are canonically fully 'the Empire spends 0 dollars on military'
0x6772: @Didero The juicy nougat center.
hypergirlie_hyperpop: @Gaz_L look, if you had to mass produce 20 trillion of something, you'd cut corners too
Gaz_L: no shields, no hyperdrives, no torpedoes/missiles
Jillexie: And the TIE Defender was dropped because they couldn't afford both those and the Death Star.
Butternades: that tie is eating a ton of shots compared to ANH
Didero: @Butternades We do have pretty shitty guns
TXC2: Gaz_L I reckon they spend a lot on the military, but it all gets swindled
Mangledpixel: fun fact: the TIE sound effect is mostly a distorted recording of an elephant
Gaz_L: wasn't that partly because Hera et al made the Defender project more expensive than it was worth?
TXC2: Mangledpixel really?! that's cool
Didero: TIEs are fragile and cheap because the Empire just doesn't care about keeping its people alive
BrowneePointz: yep you can hear the elephant trumpet
richard_ermen: I often dislike parts like these where it just feels like "Everyone just forgot the ship that just killed our coworkers"
accountmadeforants: This camera, with the leading reticle and everything feels extremely Freelancer, good stuff.
accountmadeforants: We're not a crew, we're family
Jillexie: The destruction of the Defender facilities on Lethal also contributed.
Jillexie: *Lothal
Butternades: consider the imperial military spans the entire galaxy. one SD is crazy sized
TXC2: Fambily!
BrowneePointz: TIE fighters are not particularly fragile
PorpoisesUnknown: now thats PODRACING!
Raincoast_Bear: Oh hey! It's Ben. How is the Star Warrior-ing this morning? lrrBEN lrrBEN
JosVanTongeren: pritty
TXC2: hello Raincoast_Bear welcome
BrowneePointz: they are just relatively unshielded
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Didero: Might buy this if it has a good enough discount in a few months
BrowneePointz: the pros is in lieu of shielding TIEs are fast as FUCK
Jillexie: But A-Wings are faster and have shields.
Didero: Dude's movin' fast for a head in a jar
Ivannorr: Sab-bosnok!
Gaz_L: i thought regular TIEs were only slightly faster than an X-Wing
BrowneePointz: x wings are faster but newer
TXC2: oh wow Bosnok is WAAAAY smaller then I thought
Desruprot: Thorden
BrowneePointz: Incom made them for the empire but the prototypes were stolen by The Rebels
hypergirlie_hyperpop: @Gaz_L TIEs have a lower turning radius than an X-Wing
Butternades: ties are faster than swings iirc
TehAmelie: i thought at first that was a Bosnok doll we were smuggling
Butternades: incom also has rebel leanings
Gaz_L: in fairness, at least the old EU was clear that X-Wings were EXPENSIVE and slow for Incom to build
0x6772: Bosnok, your teaching us how to card count Sabac would definitely "get back at Thornton" or whatever.
Critterbot: Narrator: Kay did not get it.
Raincoast_Bear: I have not seen too much of Outlaws, but it does remind me of Knights of the Old Republic - in a good way.
BrowneePointz: and yea tie wings turn on a dime
BrowneePointz: tie*
Jillexie: FYI Bosnok opens a Sabacc table in this city.
TehAmelie: the dismounting is so non-dynamic too
hypergirlie_hyperpop: @Raincoast_Bear I really, really like this game, but it does not even scratch KotOR tbh
BrowneePointz: a wings have a BIT better shielding than ties but are also pretty soft
Butternades: @browneepointz do you also sometimes think how much of a nerd you are with your random star wars knowledge
Jillexie: They need to fix the dismount
Didero: Man, I love the A-Wing design
vinopinguino: LET'S GOOOO
TehAmelie: Leeloo Dallas no wait wrong person
hypergirlie_hyperpop: SABBAC 👀👀👀
Desruprot: High Rollers
vinopinguino: Game of the year!!
TXC2: and now the game truly begins
hypergirlie_hyperpop: Sabbac RULES, I played so much Sabbac in this game
Gaz_L: A-wings also have the guns which can pivot independently of the ship, which is such a specifc detail
Jillexie: You were born for this moment, Ben
Butternades: a wings have small shield at the front but at those speeds it won’t do much aside from stopping light laser cannon
QuixoticScrivener: Call the data spike what it is, a sonic screwdriver.
Jillexie: A-wing was my favourite fighter in Star Wars Squadrons.
BrowneePointz: I mostly think about how it’s useless cuz I both don’t particularly care for a lot of the Disney era stuff, but also don’t HATE it and am generally ashamed at the shit show the fandom descended to
hypergirlie_hyperpop: @BrowneePointz fair take
Butternades: totally fair I’m there too
TehAmelie: i'm sure Jabba likes to play cards with whoever has credits they're willing to lose on purpose to make him happy
Butternades: I miss a lot of the old EU stuff
Didero: I do like that after an A-Wing takes out a Star Destroyer in the Battle Of Endor, they started reinforcing the front of A-Wings to make ramming an actual tactic
Mangledpixel: or they're playing a different game with the same cards
BrowneePointz: I’ve had a weird mental relationship to when they jettisoned the eu but also haven’t added much Fun(being the operative word here) new stuff mattlrCry
BrowneePointz: ever since* not to when
Jillexie: It would be in the main quests?
Butternades: my favorite era has always been clone wars, but alpha 17 is my favorite character
Jillexie: Nope, not there.
Volus_dude: why no one in sw universe doesn't celebrate life day anymore?
BrowneePointz: but yea I used to spend hours and hours diving into Star Wars visual dictionaries looking up information on how things work
TheDevil_Risen: Hey BenBen plz distract me
TheDevil_Risen: im trying not to cry at work <3
Jillexie: Maybe play a game at the table you played at before?
TXC2: hello TheDevil_Risen welcome
Butternades: felt that work today is a whole mess for me
BrowneePointz: like how blasters are actually plasma cuz it’s superheated gas excited through high energy coils in the blaster
TXC2: sorry to hear that Ben
PorpoisesUnknown: Bike stolen IRL
TheDevil_Risen: Bike Stolen and JL/MC/Dockside tanked
PorpoisesUnknown: ?
wildpeaks: aww, this sucks x.x
Didero: Was your bike insured?
Didero: Aw :(
BrowneePointz: which is why blaster packs are a mix of both extra gas AND a battery pack
Jillexie: @browneepointz I still have some of the old Star Wars RPG sourcebooks, like the one for Heir to the Empire.
PorpoisesUnknown: I'm sorry Ben :/
wildpeaks: did someone say Pazaak ? \o/
Didero: My e-bike is insured, and I'd still be bummed if it was stolen
Gaz_L: iirc i think it's the Trandoshan bouncer in the back?
0x6772: In the US, sometimes renters' insurance covers stuff like bikes.
0x6772: (if you have that)
PorpoisesUnknown: That really sucks though. People are henious
JosVanTongeren: That sucks Ben!
vinopinguino: We NEED to gamble
TheDevil_Risen: @TXC2 sup TXC
BrowneePointz: Gaz said check the Trandosban Bouncer
gsyhiap: Yeah, in the UK it's often covered by home insurance
BrowneePointz: Trandoshan*
QuixoticScrivener: oh, you had an expensive bike?
teeyeezey: your bike is in the basement of the alamo
JosVanTongeren: A GPS tracker on your bike helps allot to.
TehAmelie: at least you'll soon be able to refer to "the Moonbase bike room" which sounds delightfully surreal by itself
MtsThs: will the mtg nicknames come back?
satyropodobny: are all bars in star wars universe a Bea Arthur franchise
QuixoticScrivener: ooh, I haven't priced ebikes lately
Didero: One thing this game does have over the Jedi games is that you're not a Jedi, which is a nice change of pace
Gaz_L: maybe gotta turn in main quest?
TheMerricat: Yeah, I know it's a long shot but if you have renters insurance Ben you might want to just double check that they don't cover your bike.
BrowneePointz: well know you can get exercise by typing out bad Star Wars takes on social media!
Riiiiiiis: In my city, we usually joke that every bike has been stolen 3 times
BrowneePointz: now*
BrowneePointz: wow I cannot type today
TXC2: BrowneePointz welcome to my life :p
TheDevil_Risen: you notify all the pawn shops around?
BrowneePointz: well I wish that person an eternity of wet socks and unsalted food
Nigouki: i assume it's scrap metal scavengers cuz at least in Toronto they raid anything and everything not nailed down it it completely ruined being able ot actually reusing things people still throw out even if they're not broken :(
Didero: Oooh, even better idea: A Star Wars game where you get to play as a droid, or a group of droids
Invitare: Food stand sighted!
Gaz_L: even better, Nix can get noodles!
wildpeaks: yess
QuixoticScrivener: @TheDevil_Risen most fences know when things are stolen, but they wouldn't be fences if they reported such items
vinopinguino: Lol
wildpeaks: food minigame
vinopinguino: Hell yeah!
0x6772: Hibachi droid!
Gaz_L: for some reason, this is a QTE
Jillexie: I love these parts
TXC2: CORN!
Didero: Eating QTE :p
vinopinguino: Press F to eat
Invitare: this minigame is so unhinged
NightValien28: omg
TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
JosVanTongeren: NICE!
TheDevil_Risen: thats so cute!
satyropodobny: all that flash and pageantry for a corn on a cob
TehAmelie: is this Shenmue?
NightValien28: why
JKBalch: This is a minigame to turn off
Angnor33: Now you're GAMING!
Kentosaurus: Why is there a food minigame with QTE
TheMerricat: Ubisoft....
NightValien28: this makes no sense
The_Color_Twelve: now that's a slowtime event for the ages
tyrsredritehand: Mini games all the way down.
0x6772: Somebody's off-hours gamejam made it into the released product.
gsyhiap: Can you choke if you screw it up?
Gaz_L: @TehAmelie god, I would ADORE a Star Wars version of Like A Dragon
TehAmelie: yeah i wanna know WHAT the chef did to cook corncobs with that much chopping and splashing
vinopinguino: Quicktime event lmao
PhanTom_lt: what happens if you fail the QTE
Didero: This is amazing :D
TheAinMAP: PopCorn PopCorn PopGhost
NightValien28: how much dev time went into these
TXC2: do science and find out
BOTGrant: Minigame inflation on full display
vinopinguino: Your food just ends up on the floor prob
Jillexie: Nothing bad happens if you goof
raulghoulia: "YOU ARE DEAD"
TehAmelie: if you fail it's gonna go "your status ailments are cured and HP restored. . .but you're still hungry"
BrowneePointz: my Star Wars game idea is a Deus Ex/narrative heavy game where you are a Republic or Imperial investigator tracking a series of grisly murders on one of the ecumenopolis worlds
darkcyril: This was the most adorable thing to sit back down to
NightValien28: this would have been a interesting moment without the qte
BOTGrant: G A M I N G
Jillexie: Good news, after eating this, you can have Nix kick back grenades.
NightValien28: why is it still going?
satyropodobny: the animal indeed lacks the proper blowing lips
BusTed: 🤔
TXC2: damn I want corn now, I havien't had corn in over 20 years :p
Ninja_DEN: i think you can turn off the food QTE
TheMerricat: It's still interesting but... man it's interesting for many different reasons. :D
TheDevil_Risen: wow
darkcyril: Nix is about to learn the Jecht shot
gsyhiap: LUL
richard_ermen: Is this...is this QTE endgame?
0x6772: I would love to hear Adam's take on this.
TheDevil_Risen: THIS IS REALLY A THING
BrowneePointz: you had three pieces to eat
NathanLonghair: the mini game is silly but I kinda like that it lingers on the scene
TehAmelie: it's gonna keep going until you fail and bite your tongue off
Invitare: truly unhinged
PhanTom_lt: and you need to do this 3 times a day
Angnor33: This game is only 6 hours, with 24 hours of eating
Critterbot: That was... weird, but very cute! :D
QuixoticScrivener: you didn't wash your hands -10% healing
TXC2: so that happened
TheDevil_Risen: that was so sweet
TheDevil_Risen: i love it
Jillexie: Go to your equipment now.
DarthRagnar815: @BrowneePointz I'd love to see Eidos Montreal do a Deus Ex-inspired Star Wars game!
Critterbot: Neat!
gsyhiap: Sweet!
Didero: Why didn't the game tell you that? That's great
Jillexie: Yup!
TehAmelie: that's a spicy meatball
JKBalch: Nix is very food motivated
vinopinguino: "Nyx is immortal now"
Gaz_L: @DarthRagnar815 hell, a Guardians of the Galaxy style one would've ruled too
Didero: Jeez, Kay, keep your voice down
tyrsredritehand: Ok. The game is forgiven. This time.
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Is that ability permanent or does it expire?
Jillexie: Permanent, but you can get other ones to use in its place.
BrowneePointz: yea we’re led by a Sith and Han Solo’s ex
vinopinguino: Trust me bro
satyropodobny: trust me I'm an engineer
TXC2: "source: I made it up bro"
vinopinguino: But where is the Sabbac game!!!
0x6772: Oh boy! Chores!
TehAmelie: holistic engineering, to fix one vehicle you must fix all rides in the world
Didero: @0x6772 With that attitude, every videogame is just a list of chores :p
DoomBringerIL: when u say a "UBISOFT open world" can u elaborate for the non-gamers among us? @LoadingReadyRun
TehAmelie: nice that they spell it out when you have one shot
northos: @DoomBringerIL Ubisoft makes a lot of games that follow a very similar gameplay and world design formula. basically this game is very similar to others like Assassin's Creed, Far Cry, etc.
0x6772: @Didero Where did I suggest I was sad about this?
Didero: @DoomBringerIL Most Ubisoft open world games are similar, with one main story but a lot of different hidden collectibles and sidequests
Gaz_L: @DoomBringerIL it's sort of hard to articulate, but it tends to be a very sort of wide but shallow pool of activities that are repeatable.
Didero: @0x6772 'chore' generally doesn't have a positive connotation
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Yep.
NightValien28: sure is
Critterbot: It is, yupp.
Didero: Have we climbed a tower to unlock a map yet?
NightValien28: go out, climb a tower, do side quests, repeat
Gaz_L: Starfield was the point where it feels like people really hit saturation with Bethesda on that
Aenir798: They're called the Minutemen because every minute a settlement needs their help.
BrowneePointz: Ubi has a tendency to make open world games where they get a little ambitious on the actual size of the world and don’t particularly do curated side content to flush it out and sometimes sometimes have a tendency to over gam-of things
TXC2: Aenir798 ain't that the truth
BrowneePointz: like the cutscene Ben just did
TehAmelie: you get near infinite things to do, and the mechanics to do them are generally fun and satisfying to keep doing them. until you get bored
wildpeaks: I like how Horizon Zero Dawn quests are all unique despite being similar to an Ubisoft formula game
couchboyj: The formula is fine if you play a game like this every 5 years or so. If you play all the Assassin's Creed games or all the Far Crys or god forbid both, it gets old pretty quick I'd imagine.
BrowneePointz: over gam-ify*
satyropodobny: the design equivalent of oatmeal served with a side of bread
Jillexie: Pretty much just do the contracts for money or to gain rep.
Gaz_L: Assassin's Creed Unity was the nadir of Ubisoft, for me. Just a map saturated with icons from minute one
0x6772: Aren't you supposed to be working on the ship, Waka/
Didero: That's why I don't want to play any of the modern Assassin Creed games, they just seem so enormous and crammed full of things that it feels overwhelming
Jillexie: Waka
TXC2: waka, fix my marriage Kappa
Critterbot: But yeah, This game is in a lot of ways basically just a Far Cry game with a Star Wars colored coat of paint.
couchboyj: Waka? Does this game have Blitz Ball?
drcthulu: Go all in on sabak
Raincoast_Bear: I did a couple of the FarCry games. Then I tried a Rainbow6 title. It was the same game reskinned.
TehAmelie: i feel like after watching Graham stream Far Cry 4 i've played enough of the games
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tyrsredritehand: Become sabak pro player. retire from smuggling.
TXC2: Sabbak more important
Jillexie: Sabacc!
Gaz_L: Kay just roasting herself
TehAmelie: to be fair to the Ubisoft model, this has a very different feel from Far Cry
BrowneePointz: Danka, and her sibling, Schoen
Gaz_L: "Reliable? You sure that means me?"
DoomBringerIL: well... my FOMO from ubisoft in the last decade just went away @LoadingReadyRun
BrowneePointz: they aren’t all bad Doom
BrowneePointz: their formula has just gotten aaaaaaa lil stale
drcthulu: Team cool uniforms
Jillexie: A tip that took me a while to find: you can access all contractors and manage your contracts at a table on the Trailblazer.
TehAmelie: i guess just pick one with an atmosphere you like and spend 5 years completing that
DoomBringerIL: yeah but i never felt the pull to far cry/AC/Just cause and all the.. felt too actiony and less RPG which is my jam
Gaz_L: oh hey, Mon Cal not Trandoshan now, guess shift's changed
BrowneePointz: AC Origins and Odyssey are actually pretty good
Bruceski: Crimson Dawn is the sun, Pyke is the pike head, Hutt is the one left over
vinopinguino: Yusss
drcthulu: More drip
Jillexie: What are cards?
Gaz_L: "What's a Magic The Gathering?"
TehAmelie: huh, she has a last name
satyropodobny: Zagrajmy w Gwinta
Invitare: syndicates are all of them
Jillexie: Pykes or Dawn or Hutts.
Raincoast_Bear: Time for Is this Your Card? with Ben Wh-err Ullmer.
vinopinguino: Is she related to Liliana?
NathanLonghair: this is making me unreasonably excited
DoomBringerIL: 2 cards simple poker?
BrowneePointz: this is the card game Han won the Falcon with
malsareus: good evening Ben and chat
BrowneePointz: not to be confused with Pazaak, a separate, more ancient card game
drcthulu: Sabbaacc prime
TehAmelie: it seems it would be very hard to cheat in any way except for having an invisible sidekick spy on the opponents
malsareus: of course I come in on Ben gambling
TXC2: EDGE
Jillexie: There are three cheats you eventually get.
TXC2: hello malsareus welcome
BrowneePointz: also I think Disney released a playable Sabaac set?
drcthulu: pretty good hand
Raincoast_Bear: Gambling? I'm in! SMOrc
DoomBringerIL: can op also cheat like us?
Didero: Like with any card game, there's a lot of variations of Sabacc in Star Wars, so this may not be exactly the same Sabacc as Han and Lando played
Jillexie: This is Kessel Sabacc
Jillexie: Hey, you have the best hand!
Jillexie: She'll lose 1
TehAmelie: lower numbers are better, i wonder what the exciting lore explanation for that is
Jillexie: A losing Sabacc still pays 1 in tax
Jillexie: The worst hand!
northos: 5-6 would be worse, wouldn't it?
malsareus: ah the tax, aka the house always wins
drcthulu: okay just hands it to you
Critterbot: Well then! :D
raulghoulia: that'll do
Jillexie: If you have the Shift token that makes 6 the best Sabacc, this is a very good hand to have
TXC2: game for babies
Desruprot: Lady Luck is smilin
Gaz_L: @northos yes and no. you lose chips equal to the difference between your cards
JKBalch: Why would you ever discard a 1
northos: @Gaz_L ahh, makes sense
Isaac3567: @northos Its subtraction, so 6-1 +5, but 6-5=1. If I understand correctly anyways
DoomBringerIL: ok so op CAN cheat
JKBalch: Ok, thank you
drcthulu: discarding a 1 is usually a mistake
Jillexie: In high roller games, sometimes you might want to draw even if you don't need to, because some shift tokens only apply to people in stand.
Bruceski: If you had a 2 and a 1 and could draw the 2
Desruprot: a clean sweep
Desruprot: but 1-1 is better than 2-2
Gaz_L: there is a shift that flips it so 6s is the best hand, so if you have that, you might also go for the 6s and discard a 1 before playing the shift
drcthulu: It's the game giving you charity
malsareus: gambling strean? gambling stream
TXC2: LETS GO!
vinopinguino: Man I love this for you
Jillexie: Yes there are, Ben
drcthulu: Gotta keep the protagonist feeling good
Bruceski: 1-1 is better than 2-2, but if you have the ability to draw a 2-2 versus just guessing. Or do the other players not get to see the card they can draw and you're "cheating"?
TXC2: !break
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TehAmelie: Card Quest, wait, wasn't that the name of some classic videogame?
BrowneePointz: for board game enthusiasts, this place sells several good looking Sabacc sets https://hyperspaceprops.com/
TehAmelie: looks well made, but they forgot the cute robot
BrowneePointz: look if they play it on AFK they can just dress Beej up as a Dealer Droid
TehAmelie: or Bartleby. . .
Didero: Dammit, why did you have to link that, that looks so cool but shipping to Europe is probably gonna be very expensive
e_bloc: cool, just pulled a japanese white glimmer
BrowneePointz: cuz I was interested in shipping a set or two to the moonbase lol
Didero: By which I mean, thanks for linking that, BrowneePointz :)
BrowneePointz: since they have different sets for different rulesets
TXC2: and we're back
baltimore_667083: gus cameo!
TXC2: Jambling!
TehAmelie: it's in our quest log, so we gotta
BrowneePointz: hey Ben I shared a fun link with which to purchase Sabacc sets
TehAmelie: gambling addiction? no no i'm just clearing my quests
TXC2: swindler !
BrowneePointz: Gambling Addiction! I’m in!
TheDevil_Risen: yeah probably just more spam off twitter blowing up post ban haha
Didero: Oh right, I saw you were playing Illumineer's Quest! Really looking forward to watching the VOD of that!
Didero: Hope the card reader works for that, the data for Ursula's cards should be in LRRbot
DoomBringerIL: thoughts on the banning of mana crypt and dockside from Commander? @LoadingReadyRun
Didero: There were two huge Lorcana tournaments just this weekend!
Desruprot: @DoomBringerIL Jeweled Lotus and Nadu were also banned
BrowneePointz: you can use your MC’s as hot dog holders now. call that Mana Crimped
couchboyj: Jeweled Lotus being banned is hilarious.
DoomBringerIL: wan't it MADE for commander?
TXC2: DoomBringerIL sure was
couchboyj: It can only be used to cast your Commander, so it's useless elsewhere.
teeyeezey: npcs are everything in this game
vinopinguino: No cheating?!
DoomBringerIL: as what?
vinopinguino: Booo
BrowneePointz: doubling cube and lotus
drcthulu: as a cheerio?
TXC2: extra special in the butt?
drcthulu: oh you can double it with doubling cube to get mana you can use for anything
TheDevil_Risen: Its mind blowing because it was literally box art on the latest super high price commander masters set collector boosties, I feel so bad for Alayna Danner tho
Bruceski: Did you say for imposter you need to take the lower? So with this hand if we rolled a 2 and 1 we'd be out of luck?
Jillexie: Imposter you pick one of the two dice
Bruceski: ah
Thisbymaster: Is this Gwent but star wars?
Jillexie: There is a shift token that makes the Imposter 6 for the one turn.
Desruprot: rip credits
gsyhiap: Oof
Didero: Quick, alt+F4 and hope the autosave worked :p
TXC2: do over!
BrowneePointz: apparently Bosnia is a Gallusian, and one of them showed up in Solo, and I don’t remember it cuz of memory holing that movie
BrowneePointz: The Gallusian in Solo was a singer whose number one hit was “Your Love is Gravy”
Didero: I should rewatch Solo, I don't remember most of it. Same with Episode 9, but that's for good reason :p
BrowneePointz: Bosnok
BrowneePointz: phone you’ve gotta stop bodying me with autocorrects
TXC2: do we (can we?) need to grind more low level Sabbac before we do this high level game?
Jillexie: Gamer!
Didero: Oh yeah, it says 'Kessel Sabacc' right there
Jillexie: Generally, if you have little in your pot, settling on a Sabacc is fine if you still have a pile of tokens.
Jillexie: You only lose 2 tokens
TehAmelie: i don't suppose there's any point in playing a medium hand to make the opponents bet more boldly next round or anything
Jillexie: Yup.
Jillexie: Win!!!!!
drcthulu: prime wild sabbaacc
Jillexie: Top decking
Critterbot: You sack! :D
TXC2: Ben the Sabacc Savant
drcthulu: one down two to go
TehAmelie: we're playing viking wild card sabacc now
Jillexie: And the two left have very little drawing power.
Jillexie: Taxing is a good play here.
Jillexie: Tax right away to prevent draws.
Jillexie: Yup
drcthulu: ez game
TXC2: just like we drew it up
Jillexie: Sabacc God right here
BrowneePointz: now I really wanna see yall play some Kessel Sabacc on AFK
Critterbot: Easy game for babies! :D
TehAmelie: haha, you're a big head
Jillexie: Now you have to get to other planets for more high roller tables.
Jillexie: Or just play more here :D
Desruprot: oooh
drcthulu: trinkets and baubles
TXC2: drcthulu glittering gold
Jillexie: Go to Vehicles
Jillexie: First menu option
drcthulu: paid for in blood
Gaz_L: we found the main story finally
northos: we must defeat all the gym lea--I mean high rollers
BrowneePointz: so yea if you didn’t see Ben, Bosnok’s species is most known for having a famous actor/singer whose number one song is “Your Love is Gravy” (he acted in a false body)
Jillexie: You also have the speeder and sliver upgrades.
drcthulu: so the main story is gambling, and the heist is the side quest
BrowneePointz: Gallusian
BrowneePointz: and they all looked like cooked chickens
TehAmelie: being a star card player seems like a decent endgame for us
drcthulu: yes a crimson dawn agent...
Didero: Ooh, threatening Nix was a bad move, buddy
vinopinguino: Sabbac banned announcement: wild card is banned
Jillexie: Don't. Threaten. Nix
DoomBringerIL: noooooo OUR preciousssss!!!!!
Didero: what
Desruprot: gotta talk but carry a big stick
gsyhiap: That sure was a metaphor
drcthulu: we gotta look like we don't know what we're doing to lull him into a false sense of security
TXC2: if someone threatened my dog, i'd shoot them dead then and there
Bruceski: I wonder how much this would branch if you'd made other choices
BrowneePointz: sometimes you gotta kiss an ass to light it on fire and Kay’s lips are pretty spicy
BrowneePointz: why did I type that
Desruprot: @gsyhiap Teddy Roosevelt was sure a president
TXC2: BrowneePointz 'cause it's funny?
TehAmelie: ooh, do we get a humanoid lunch date?
Desruprot: the agent making calls, is not us?
BrowneePointz: @txc2 the problem is if he’s a syndicate leader, have fun outdrawing him
Gaz_L: annoyingly, the one C19 precon I actually own IS the one Dockside was printed in, and i usually like to keep them together as they came in the box
TXC2: Waka we have seen you chatting people up
vinopinguino: waka is on your ship in his boxers eating doritos and watching netflix
TehAmelie: on your account
jessicaengle: Hello chat.
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TXC2: hello jessicaengle welcome
Jillexie: I never tire of this takeoff music
TXC2: it's kinda realistic to be fair
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BrowneePointz: I mean Ubisoft INVENTED the disguised loading screen with the animus in AC1
Jillexie: Ping with the radar to see anything nearby
TheAinMAP: That'll buff out.
TehAmelie: quadanium, not a good as quintium but heaps better than tritium
TheAinMAP: And that.
TheMerricat: This is why Waka wants you to let the ship rest. :P
Jillexie: You can shoot the yellow marks
Jillexie: To get inside.
Jillexie: Go back to the treasure
Jillexie: On the side
Jillexie: And no, they didn't explain this well
Jillexie: Yeah, treasures are a "later" activity typically
TXC2: ah yes the unit of distance called dist :p
shendaras: benginHype
Nigouki: Remi is a snitch? D:
Krektogar: Remy telling on Gus? what a snitch!
TehAmelie: why, back when i was a child we had longer distances AND more of them to get to school
BrowneePointz: always snitch on cats
TheMerricat: Dist is a famous standard of measurement created by the Dist species of Dis, ironically it's the length of their flippers. They are a large speicies.
TheAinMAP: lrrSPOT
vinopinguino: was gus being a lil rascal?
vinopinguino: REMI!
protojman: better than litterbox snackies i guess
WiJohn: Good boys don't get cat food
gsyhiap: I thought it was an acronym, Definitely Is Somewhere Therewards
QuixoticScrivener: Gus is the kitty; the kitty is staying?
TXC2: QuixoticScrivener yes
protojman: with our 2nd dog we had to cut a kitty sized hole in our door to the litterbox but that has been a huge qol imprivement
Krektogar: Remi is not a bad boy :( how is he supposed to know that food is not for him?
Didero: Ok, so in Star Wars they do use kilometers (or 'klicks'). Though apparently a 'click' is also a unit of time, probably to cover up some wonky writing somewhere
BrowneePointz: yep Star Wars uses metric and parsecs and a couple proprietary where it makes sense
TheMerricat: @Didero "12 clicks out" could mean it takes 12 clicks to get there or it's that far away. :D
Critterbot: So they're using the correct units, good for them! :D
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Except acceleration, where they don't use anything apparently.
Didero: I like how even for this, Wookieepedia still fills in the 'Appearances' list, in case you want to know every time somebody said 'kilometer' :p
Mangledpixel: the use of both metres and parsecs both come from A New Hope ("the target area is only 2 metres wide" "The ship that made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs"
BrowneePointz: Star Wars uses Gs and Megalight/Second for acceleration
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Except they famously used parsecs incorrectly & the EU had to invent black hole nonsense for that line to make sense.
Gaz_L: the sheer amount of mental gymnastics that parsec line caused
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TehAmelie: okay, that the people in a galaxy far away know what a meter is is even weirder than knowing about the letter X
Gaz_L: "it was research!"
TXC2: my headcannon for the Kessel run was that was like a 0-60-0 test
Critterbot: That blaster looks a lot like a 1911.
Desruprot: is that more than the expected haul?
BrowneePointz: it was an oops that then had to be made to exist instead of just taking Han at his word of being a bullshitter
Didero: And of course Kay Vess doesn't just keep blackmailing the dude
ScrapyardGhostTrain: TXC2 That would be pretty funny.
couchboyj: Dollor E Doo sounds like a name given to a random background merchant from a Star Wars movie.
BrowneePointz: nah couch
satyropodobny: valved them so good we playing deadlock now
vinopinguino: you're not paying for anything Waka! we employ YOU
WiJohn: Talk with blasting?
Mangledpixel: my headcannon for the parsecs line was that Han was just BS-ing, saying some nonsense to test and see if these potential clients had any spacefaring knowledge
BrowneePointz: Dalr E’du is more Star Wars
Gaz_L: @BrowneePointz in fairness, I think the Falcon actually BEING as fast as he says is kind of fundamental to Han's character
TXC2: Mangledpixel that makes the most sense really
couchboyj: Agreed Brownee, pardon my poor S'pell Ing
TehAmelie: it would be fun if they went "what's a parsec? you just made up that word"
Invitare: Waka is being paid in the honour of working on the ship. From his perspective anyway
Didero: Why would he trust you
BusTed: oo, do we get to double dip?
TheAinMAP: Backstapped! By a traitor?! mattlrPika
satyropodobny: @Didero the plot demanded it
Didero: Quick, Ben's distracted, post compliments
Nigouki: noooo are we in the void!?
brieandbacon: Marco
TheAinMAP: lrrSIG
Mangledpixel: Ben? Ben?! BEEENNNN!
TXC2: polo
TheMerricat: We're here Ben! Can you see us! I'm waving my hand!
TehAmelie: it's so lonely
gsyhiap: miiliGive
Critterbot: Seems like ships you blow up drop stuff you can pick up. There was a prompt for it.
accountmadeforants: HypeWave
wildpeaks: in space, no one can hear chat
SourcePlaysGames: Yes
BusTed: We ate from gus's bowl
Didero: Yeah, Chat disconnected for me once or twice too
SourcePlaysGames: But not on chat
protojman: it was a ghost
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jedi_master_zll: I role Kel Dor when I can, I'll be good in space for a little while.
TXC2: TWITCH!
gsyhiap: We're all suitably scandalised
TehAmelie: oh yeah, i got a chat disconnect too which was not my internet failing for once
TheAinMAP: I've seen a couple chat blips on my end today.
vinopinguino: twitch is censoring us!
TXC2: Stream was really unstable for me at the start today, probably just on my end though
wildpeaks: chat rolled a nat20 stealth check
Riiiiiiis: My chat also had an oopsie boingo before
0x6772: We didn't really exist anyway.
TXC2: this is why I use Chatty
WiJohn: We going from biggest to smallest!
SourcePlaysGames: @0x6772 Still don't
uneactrice: Adam's Stream just dropped. So maybe it's not his dumb internet afterall.
wildpeaks: Nix-sized chat
CrazySliver: But the phone is so cramped :(
BrowneePointz: aka how I do it cuz I don’t have a 2nd monitor
Didero: "Loyal citizens, the Alpha Sections...."
wildpeaks: @Didero :D
0x6772: Wait, did you actually have to go back…?
0x6772: Oh, okay, that's enough reason.
BusTed: yoink
Nigouki: Betrayal pays! (half)
BusTed: yeah....
CrossXhunteR: i imagine you've answered it before during this play-through, but did you play the Star Wars: Jedi games? i'm currently working through Survivor myself
satyropodobny: that mob boss was so nice for a mob boss
vinopinguino: buy a horse?!?
TXC2: vinopinguino maybe even draw it
Nigouki: but the fun of our ship is we stole it from a real proper knobhead!
Gaz_L: no need to steal in CD areas anymore
TehAmelie: maybe now we get to sit in on their weekly Red Dawn watching parties
BrowneePointz: bad guy Waka not taking Abestos for us
BrowneePointz: tanking*
couchboyj: Wolverines
TheAinMAP: Gifts from crime syndicates should be opened with a forty foot pole.
BrowneePointz: anthrax* not abestos
vinopinguino: @TXC2 i see what you did there
Daisyg1313: been so sick all weekend. glad to be chilling with proper food and some Ben ❤️
Metric_Furlong: good news: ben can read chat again. bad news: ben can read chat again Kappa
TXC2: Daisyg1313 get well soon lrrHEART
Daisyg1313: @txc2 ❤️
Didero: why would we ever be on the run
Gaz_L: Agamar is a fun deep cut reference
vinopinguino: fancy pants and fancy vest
satyropodobny: behold, PANTS
TehAmelie: weaponize the thrill of sneak attacks?
BrowneePointz: Nar Shadaa is just an Australian saying No Shutter
Metric_Furlong: we're a real Beeg Dungo now
TehAmelie: maybe we can do the bus driver in there
couchboyj: More of the Hokey Pokey than a waltz. Right foot in, right foot out.
TehAmelie: i'm not sure the bus driver has any actual foot steps, but maybe drive a bus through the door
BrowneePointz: my joke was hilarious
satyropodobny: we may be in distant galaxy, but the fashion industry still refuses to give ladies functional pockets
TehAmelie: all part of Lucas' grand vision, obvs
TXC2: satyropodobny lack of pockets is a scheme by big pouch to sell more pouches Kappa
Firewhiskers: @satyropodobny We might be packing subversive literature.
Didero: "Dank Farrik" is a good "Glurp Shitto" name if you can't say 'shit'
Didero: I know it's meant as a swear, which is why it works
BrowneePointz: I miss stang
Didero: It's a ship, just fly it out of the ravine
protojman: "maybe leave"? :D
Mangledpixel: Nix got the zoomies
TheAinMAP: Whatever Nix wants to do.
satyropodobny: Stuff.
BrowneePointz: that is a hairy aqualish
couchboyj: Kadua, Bahama, come on Star Wars Momma
Didero: @couchboyj Hah :D
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BusTed: ow
vinopinguino: loool
QuixoticScrivener: #1 trick
Invitare: cool trick
Riiiiiiis: 10/10
TheAinMAP: Cool trick.
wildpeaks: 10/10 landing
Krektogar: does that count as a trick?
TheMerricat: Stops on a dime!
Didero: At least you won't have to explain that you need your bike repaired anymore
satyropodobny: seabatClap
0x6772: May want to work on that whole obstacle evasion before tricks, eh?
BrowneePointz: let’s try spinning that’s a neat trick!
gsyhiap: That's the best trick I've seen this hour!
TXC2: I swear Ben says "woooo" the same way Nigel Thornberry does :p
vinopinguino: hes from the british planet
satyropodobny: thank you generic oblivion npc
Didero: Gameplay!
Earthenone: selo's shop has to be the most lucas name so far
Earthenone: whats the sellers name? Sello
vinopinguino: "oh kalua? you just missed them! they're back where you just came from"
TehAmelie: he's from Space England
WiJohn: Ben not everyone from the same planet has the same accent
e_bloc: speeder simulator
TXC2: Spengland!
QuixoticScrivener: How very space English of them, calling other people immigrants.
nqbw: Lots of planets have a north!
TheMerricat: I don't work with offworlders anymore.. So what do you need?
TehAmelie: hey, does Mars have a north? if it has no magnetic field
0x6772: Wait, no third fetch quest within this fetch quest?
Desruprot: Kay Vess, distant relative of Liliana
satyropodobny: is this flirting are we flirting
CWaltz86: is this the follow up to the red headed boys story?
protojman: i don't help off worlders but how can i help you
vinopinguino: yeeeehaaaaw
WiJohn: I don't like off-worlders but you got a lot of polygons
Metric_Furlong: !clip
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gsyhiap: LUL
0x6772: May need more than a power up on that speeder now.
TehAmelie: we did not go to space today
Ace__of__Hearts: IMPORTANT SAFETY TIP PEOPLE
BrowneePointz: W A S T E D
QuixoticScrivener: step 1: burn the bridge, step 2: ask for help
TheAinMAP: foxmarFALL
Juliamon: we have discovered: fall damage
TXC2: GRAVITY!
Desruprot: LUL
TXC2: science!
QuantumTwitch: They are all aussies :
Desruprot: Gravity Exists
vinopinguino: kay's drunk
BrowneePointz: Ah yes, Folder Borris
TheMerricat: Emotes working for me...
TXC2: emotes fine here
WiJohn: Working on this end
TheMerricat: lrrSIG
Desruprot: Rock Wood
TXC2: lrrFINE
Desruprot: isn't that like a place in Blazing Saddles?
Desruprot: limesCorn
TXC2: may need to refresh your browser window
Juliamon: Twitch being Twitch
satyropodobny: I bet local government was ecstatic when they figured out they can just build dirt ramps instead of roads
Desruprot: emotes are fine here
jedi_master_zll: lrrCrab
couchboyj: They showing as the text instead of the emote? I get that occassionally on mobile.
Didero: There's no problem that can't be solved by shooting things!
Didero: And then Kay was locked in this room forever, the end
Didero: aw
TheDevil_Risen: heheh Cyberpunk Nyx plz
TheDevil_Risen: <3
TehAmelie: Nix Noir
BrowneePointz: WEVE GOT GARTH NIX!?
Desruprot: Detective Nix is on the case
Didero: "Just press Use on the yellow marker, Kay, jeez"
northos: something something I hate sand
satyropodobny: I hate sand
TheMerricat: googles won't protect your teeth. :P
Mangledpixel: sand in your everything
DrLigmaPhD: I grew up with dust storms this aint shit
TheAinMAP: duDudu
TXC2: so Gritty we become communist
TehAmelie: sand in places no one in Star Wars knows about
Firewhiskers: Sand is just glass that hasn't reached its full potential yet.
Desruprot: sand its course and gets everywhere
Didero: "Must've been the wind, that we stole"
Desruprot: probably not over those giant fans
satyropodobny: a hole for all
Didero: !next
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Ninja_DEN: This is my hole it was meant for me.
TehAmelie: jeez, time goes so fast
gsyhiap: It's a good job that the building regs require all these nix holes...
Krektogar: I think you just talked to one in the bar
TheDevil_Risen: least you don't have to cut open a space yak and sleep in it
satyropodobny: big fan
TehAmelie: and those 1x1 vent shafts
Didero: @TheDevil_Risen ...yet :p
Mangledpixel: you know the space spiders would be done by the Jim Henson Company
TehAmelie: 1x1 meter
TheAinMAP: HyperParkour
TehAmelie: i think this is Super Mario Galaxy now
Firewhiskers: Ye cannot save ye game
Didero: tsk, Ben on his phone while he should be working
Didero: Kappa
vinopinguino: hahah
TXC2: smol chat
0x6772: You let Kay think about it too long.
Krektogar: can everyone scooch over a little?
TheAinMAP: foxmarFALL
Firewhiskers: Yellow or YOLO?
TXC2: hmm? hmmm! oh ho!
Didero: We tried shooting everything, so now we're all out of ideas
TehAmelie: oh no, we have become Siegmyer
WiJohn: We're learning a lot about gravity
satyropodobny: Star wars Outlaws is an ambitious platformer
Didero: If everything is yellow, nothing is
Didero: !next
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TehAmelie: [Coldplay intensifies]
TXC2: !next
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DrLigmaPhD: Horse time
WiJohn: Something something shrek horse
Didero: Can't Draw Banthas Club
TXC2: the horses await
TehAmelie: Jabba the Horse
Invitare: Cori will be knocking on your door, telling you to hurry up
TheDevil_Risen: thanks for the distraction BenBen
vinopinguino: bye and thanks Ben!
TXC2: thanks for streaming Ben
Didero: Eh, Twitch Chat is a lost cause anyway :p
Firewhiskers: Thank you Ben!
Krektogar: bye bye ben
Didero: Thanks for the stream, should you ever read this!
protojman: thanks for the stream and for showing us your kitty
Krektogar: it's ok ben, the voices are still there
Riiiiiiis: Wait, Ben can hear us??
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Didero: @Riiiiiiis No he can't, he just said so :p
TehAmelie: lrrSHINE
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QuixoticScrivener: See you on Thor's Day!
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
nqbw: Thanks Ben!
TXC2: Frogs are gone!
Riiiiiiis: :-D
TehAmelie: everything is breaking now D:
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TXC2: !contact
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TehAmelie: or is it just me getting choppy video and audio?
TXC2: TehAmelie I wouldn't say choppy, felt (very) slight desynced though
tyrsredritehand: !next
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beowuuf: offline now
Juliamon: Ben's homestreams are usually ever-so-slightly audio-desynced
TehAmelie: hm. well, rip that stream anyway
Juliamon: so that's not unusual
TXC2: Juliamon ah Ok
Juliamon: I did get an error message instead of the offline screen though
Dwachak: @TehAmelie I'm having issues with most LRR folks this last week. A bit odd
Earthenone: error 2000 is the usual offline screen for me
Earthenone: what error did you get? :P
TehAmelie: it was definitely chopping like that cooking robot earlier for me,not that it matters i guess
Juliamon: I wasn't paying attention and already refreshed to get rid of it, oops
Didero: Good night everybody, thanks for the fun stream and talks!
TXC2: goodnight Didero sleep well
TXC2: I also got Error 2000 instead of stream ending
TXC2: title change!
beowuuf: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
ContingentCat: lrrSIG
TehAmelie: lrrSIG
TXC2: CONTACT
Riiiiiiis: wooooop
Earthenone: the signal changed my error message to 5000 lol
TehAmelie: now everything is perfect! by which i mean the stream loaded by itself on my end
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Earthenone: (refereshing still fixes it) just funny to me
beowuuf: 0 viewers...nm, 148 now
Riiiiiiis: @beowuuf We're reproducing at an exponential rate
beowuuf: and reaking maths and biology while were at it!
Riiiiiiis: @beowuuf I've never reaked math on my life!
beowuuf: math... not even once. or you will reak a math and then die
TehAmelie: did you know? n to the power of 0 is always 1
TXC2: here we GO!
bluejaydreamer: IT'S TIME
Critterbot: Shouldn't the category fot this be Art rather than Just Chatting?
Riiiiiiis: HOORSE :-)
TehAmelie: hello!
iris_of_ether: tiltyhYAS tiltyhYAS tiltyhYAS
TXC2: Hello Cori and Adzy
TXC2: TWITCH!
bluejaydreamer: You're looking FANTASTIC Adzy!
Juliamon: It sure is a day on Twitch
Riiiiiiis: Twitch knows..
TXC2: the ALWAYS Informative CDHC slideshow
iris_of_ether: We just don't know
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Drasvin: Can't draw horses, so we're going to use them to menace the PCs instead.
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beowuuf: if shot why one?
TXC2: why do one shot? time
Drasvin: Chat is the great distractor
TXC2: Eng Lit? my bane!
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The_Crab_Goddess: oh hey i know these people
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iris_of_ether: Yess, I love sneaking in lessons
Drasvin: How villainous!
TXC2: I read TV tropes, I know how to write right? Kappa
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TXC2: sci memoir chick