jessicaengle: Hi. Is something gonna happen in here?
TehAmelie: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Screencheat) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (1m from now).
TehAmelie: oh yes
Juliamon: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
RubikDarkwill: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
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Earthenone: enjoy your speluking
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Gaelan_Maestro: huzzah
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shurtal: o/
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DiscordianTokkan: Ooh. A pivot from Screencheat?
Diabore: oh game change? says screencheat on the website
MrDrLewis subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 22 months!
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Thefluffiestguineapig: What's up fellow nerds/degenerates if you're from the seachat
colonelkreiner subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 90 months!
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jessicaengle: The Cheat is not dead.
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letfireraindown: Woo!
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Inquisitor_Xian: oooo 111 that's gotta be lucky or something right? <3
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Juliamon: Cori said during CDHC that it was actively being changed
DaxStrife: @jessicaengle I'm so glad Da Cheat is not dead.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Da Cheat, da cheat, da cheat is on fire
CaptainSpam: So Screenin' and/or Cheatin' today?
merrickdragoon subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 52 months!
DiscordianTokkan: Ah! I wasn't around for that one. Good to know, thanks!
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Diabore: @CaptainSpam neither actually
Juliamon: nope, Spelunkin'
DigitalSeahorse: oh good I'm not late, for a moment I thought I slept through it
Thefluffiestguineapig: @CaptainSpam If it's a PvP game then the state of being Cori some consider a cheat
Juliamon: Cori is also not on this stream
niccus: with any luck we'll see 50 UFOs by the end
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Ah I saw Cori referenced earlier so made an incorrect assumption
DideRobot: LRR: The boys yearn for the caves, and so they will play Spelunky 2 on Crossing the Streams! | https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/113189582975680355
korvys: @Thefluffiestguineapig 'twas the plan, but late changes
TehAmelie: 50 seems like a lot but surely at least a couple of UFOs
korvys: @korvys (I assume)
kusinohki: meows
Juliamon: I don't know that Cori was ever on the schedule for today
Juliamon: other than her own stream
kusinohki: screen cheat turned into spelunky??
quasi79fu subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 55 months, currently on a 53 month streak!
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korvys: Oh, right, Horse Club was today
quasi79fu: karaPanic
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah, Horse club before CTS would be an overload of nonsense
Thefluffiestguineapig: DinoDance DinoDance DinoDance DinoDance seabatClap
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHappy vicksyTap vicksyHappy
Scarbble: oh we splunkin'
RealGamerCow: The elusive MegaBeard Graham
TheWriterAleph subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 73 months!
TheWriterAleph: oh boy, we splelunkin'??
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh this is a good crew
NewtyNewts: Time to go caving!
Alas_Babylon: Spelunky the Second One
GhostValv subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 77 months!
GhostValv: Oh I'm a description :O
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DigitalSeahorse: vicksyCheer vicksyCheer vicksyCheer
CastleOtranto: Oh, we Splonkin'?
djalternative: Spelunky Too?
Stoffern subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 132 months!
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shurtal: Spelunky 2: Cruise Control
jessicaengle: DinoDance DinoDance DinoDance
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHeart
Thefluffiestguineapig: Me???? I did this??
malfnord: Me?!
Alas_Babylon: Time to reset until we get a shotgun first shop
TehAmelie: who told you i'm a robot? they lie
Thefluffiestguineapig: Singular joke sponsored
kusinohki: bearded glasses ppl.... uh, matt, where are your glasses??
CaptainSpam: Video game-play and make-joke!
Driosenth: 1 joke per patreon
DigitalSeahorse: insert joke here
Dog_of_Myth: !store
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shurtal: Tiers? no. Tears? Maybe
Alas_Babylon: Tiers for Fears
korvys: Just the one youtube?
Mr_Horrible: depthpilled and spelunkmaxxing
jessicaengle: Dongle the bongle, peas and thank you
DigitalSeahorse: Alex has one too!
gualdhar: I don't know what dongle the bongle means, and at this point I'm too afraid to ask
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hitting all the engagement points today
DigitalSeahorse: !Alex
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Thefluffiestguineapig: LUL
Mr_Horrible: I've got 8 cans of Beejwater sitting in my kitchen what am I supposed to do with them now???
RAICx subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 117 months!
RAICx: Currently on a 5 week trip down the US west coast, didn’t expect to catch a stream here but my campsite has WiFi, so greetings from Yosemite!
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DoodlestheGreat: How many kilos?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible Turn them in to the CDC so they can try to figure out why his skin is so dry
jessicaengle: @RAICx o/
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also does "Roffy" have a UFO with a giant eye?
djalternative: Oh Hey! UFO 1 of 50 spotted
Alas_Babylon: Ana, Colin, Rolf
RobustLaser: lmao this is gonna be a disaster hell yeah
Thefluffiestguineapig: So Ana is Nelly
Alas_Babylon: If you've played Spelunky 1, you'll get used to Spelunky 2 pretty fast
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh this is going be wonderful
Mr_Horrible: @Thefluffiestguineapig I feel like if I tell them it's in my possession I'm going on a List, tho
korvys: Nelson is going to hit himself with a rock
Juliamon: Karmazoo is much more... uh, cooperative
Alas_Babylon: The mechanics haven't changed much, but they've improved across the board imo
niccus: the spelunkies are unkindly tight games
saucemaster5000: tutorial is left cave
RobustLaser: nelly is going to die in a variety of exciting ways
DigitalSeahorse: Splunky is about Shplunking
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible Bad news, if you live in the US they opened it at customs and you're already on that list
NewtyNewts: Oh boy they summoned ghost early
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Immediately
AvisFM: LMAO
niccus: incredible disassembly
Larkonus: Well, we're off to a wonderful start.
TheAinMAP: lrrSPOOP
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, Alex is blue, Nelly is Yellow, Matt is Grey
pn55: Off to a strong start! HypeLUL
Dog_of_Myth: Good start
Mr_Horrible: @Thefluffiestguineapig :x
Thefluffiestguineapig: Good start
RobustLaser: this is what multiplayer spelunky is all about
A_Dub888: Hi friends, glad to see we’re doing great
Alas_Babylon: Nelly is Ana (yellow), Matt is Rolf (gray), Alex is Colin (blue)
TheAinMAP: lrrCOW
Dog_of_Myth: Dog
quasi79fu: its going so well lol
DoodlestheGreat: FailFish
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also why is there a cave drawing of a porcupine on the wall?
PharaohBender27: Spelunky with *three* people!?
Alas_Babylon: Also fun fact: Ana is the daughter of the main character of Spelunky 1
DigitalSeahorse: if you were playing screen cheat you'd be killing each other despite not being able to see each other
Thefluffiestguineapig: Always save the dog, this statement sponsored by anyone who is good
TStodden: IIRC, ghosts can interrupt NPC's & possibly enemies
Alas_Babylon: You can get easily stunlocked, yeah
simic_yeti subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 67 months!
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Context: I'm a veterinary assistant getting my tech certification right now
TehAmelie: i'd forgotten how aggressively fast paced this is
DigitalSeahorse: is mat a sloth or a panda with a pompadour? lrrSLOTH
AvisFM: money is shared by the team
DigitalSeahorse: or Nelson?
Thefluffiestguineapig: The ghost can blow stuff up?
Alas_Babylon: You can lower a rope into spikes and as long as you don't jump into them, you're fine
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DigitalSeahorse Nelly is yellow
Alas_Babylon: Ghost comes at 3 minutes
DigitalSeahorse: ah
Thefluffiestguineapig: Snek!
TStodden: The Killer Ghost usually comes out around 2 minutes in any particular level... unless summoned
DigitalSeahorse: trying to count the fingers
korvys: No, the levels are procedurally generated each time
QuixoticScrivener: furry Fonzie is adorable
Thefluffiestguineapig: You can yeet each other
NewtyNewts: It's got punching things so it damages you, but not spikes so you don't get mur-diddly-urdered
DigitalSeahorse: a very speedy sloth?
Larkonus: In a pinch, apparently your allies make for an effective projectile.
UnusuallyLargeMoth subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 74 months!
UnusuallyLargeMoth: kuhahahahahahahaha!
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Thefluffiestguineapig: This is going to become nonsense mono yeet very quickly
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DigitalSeahorse So a swimming sloth?
Alas_Babylon: The dogs fill the role of the damsel from s1
dumbo3k: Sandshrew!
jacqui_lantern234: WELL WELL WELL!!!!! if it aint a beautiful group of wonderful friends whomst i love AGGRESSIVELY!!!!! <3
DigitalSeahorse: Thefluffiestguineapig sloths can swim?!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DigitalSeahorse Look up a video, you will be delighted
DigitalSeahorse: I will on the break
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DigitalSeahorse For all they are very slow on land they've got schmovement in water
Alas_Babylon: There is no maximum health amount, so any chance you can get the dorg, get 'em
TehAmelie: my favorite setting in this game is the option to change if you want to save ladies, hunks, dogs or random
saucemaster5000: @jacqui_lantern234 NO U times whatever you add to how much you love us all
DigitalSeahorse: neat
jacqui_lantern234: @Thefluffiestguineapig im ALREADY delighted by your existence
DigitalSeahorse: welp
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyDed vicksyDed vicksyDed
jacqui_lantern234: @saucemaster5000 no u x the largest possible number, with none above it!!!
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHaha booby
Thefluffiestguineapig: The condensed blocks of skeletons are not inspiring confidence
TehAmelie: giant rock falls, everyone dies
Tiber727: Well yes, "on top of a pile of bones" is a likely place to find spiky bones.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I will say at least everyone is getting a chance to be the one with the white flag equally b ecause everyone seems to be dying very frequently
TehAmelie: i love cooperative multiplayer games where more players just make it harder due to the chaos
Thefluffiestguineapig: @jacqui_lantern234 I am always delighted and my day is better with a jaqui in chat lrrAWESOME
Alas_Babylon: You can also slowly descend onto them with a ledge grab or a rope
Alas_Babylon: You just can't fall onto them
PatronSaintOfUncertainty subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 49 months!
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Larkonus: katesD That beetle did nothing wrong!
Juliamon: rip beetle
Thefluffiestguineapig: You killed the dung beetle! Why
DigitalSeahorse: poor poop bug
Thefluffiestguineapig: #justiceforbeetle
TehAmelie: how far is it you can fall without taking damage? i feel it's like 80% of the height of the screen. just high enough to inspire overconfidence
onarampage subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 127 months!
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Tiber727: Deny the ghost a kill is an important strat.
saucemaster5000: @TehAmelie It's six blocks specifically
TehAmelie: much shorter than i thought
Mr_Horrible: real <Wheeler voice> "20 meters" energy
Alas_Babylon: You never did
Tiber727: No, you might have been confusing the bones fragments for the arrow.
DigitalSeahorse: xD
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh vicksyHaha
TehAmelie: play with you friends, by launching their corpses into traps
Scarbble: this is everything i wanted when i saw spelunky 2 on the game title
dahlia_died: dont worry the game is always a good viewing experinece if you're good and bad
DigitalSeahorse: replace a game where you all die lots with a game where you all die lots
A_Dub888: Good thing LRRbot doesn't track deaths anymore, that thing would skyrocket
TStodden: Ghost Pots like that has large gem, but summons the big unkillable ghost
DigitalSeahorse: for Canadian Thanksgiving coming up?
DigitalSeahorse: what about duck a la king? digita435Raveduck
TheDevil_Risen: howdy nelly, mat, alex
TehAmelie: "you can do it that way, but it isn't right!"
DigitalSeahorse: the dogler
TehAmelie: the turkey fancier
chrisvonclause subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 77 months!
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DigitalSeahorse: mattlrBlush mattlrBork mattlrPika mattlrHeck just remembered I got dog emotes for this
BalthusHomewood: A caves, the natural habitat of the north American turkey
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrAngel mattlrDevil
PharaohBender27: tqsBORK
Feriority: OhMyDog
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrPuppyeyes mattlrBork2 mattlrLick
dumbo3k: mattlrBork2 mattlrBork2 mattlrBork2
Thefluffiestguineapig: Cat
TehAmelie: lrrSPOT
Cptasparagus: if your dog says Barf it might be having issues
Mr_Horrible: I don't call my dog anything because they don't exist
goombalax: voxlunCarp voxlunCarp
TheDevil_Risen: borksalot
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrConfus
Thefluffiestguineapig: But I work with lots of dogs at work who are good dogs
TheDevil_Risen: (Ser)
TehAmelie: my family had a S:t Bernard called Beethoven. very conventional
DigitalSeahorse: luna777Salute
korvys: Items get dropped - so that mattock will be back up there
HedgehogKnight subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 27 months!
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Thefluffiestguineapig: I taught all my coworkers the definition of nominative determinism when we have had dogs and cats whose owners are just asking for it
DigitalSeahorse: luna777WingLeft mattlrDed luna777WingRight
Kramburger: Isn't Mattock that show that Grandpa Simpson likes?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh Matt! One of the vets I work with has two greyhounds!!
Thefluffiestguineapig: One of them donates blood every two months
Thefluffiestguineapig: And the other is a nonsense monster
goombalax: @Kramburger No thats Matlock. Mattock is the blind lawyer in hell's kitchen
TheDevil_Risen: i like those snakes, they have good lashes :D
Kramburger: @goombalax I thought that was Deadlock?
PMAvers: Get Snake'd
TheAinMAP: TTours
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheDevil_Risen Have you ever seen a picture of an eyelash viper? (real snake) They have intense lashes
NewtyNewts: Think that's a rope
TheDevil_Risen: yeah Snakes with Eyelashes has been a thing in my family since i was a kid 30+ years ago haha (because of that danger noodle)
Thefluffiestguineapig: @NewtyNewts Said the explorer just before having big regrets and needing antivenin
DigitalSeahorse: luna777Claps vicksyHappy vicksyCheer
Texan_Reverend: !patreon
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TK_Squared subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 15 months!
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Texan_Reverend: !prime
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DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPanic
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheDevil_Risen Really? Was your family a Nat Geo family like mine? or did you just go to the zoo a lot?
Sethalidos: @NewtyNewts Look Gordon, ropes. We can use them to traverse pits.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Reason I ask is not many kids know what an eyelash viper is unless you're like me
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrHeart vicksyBeans
TheDevil_Risen: @Thefluffiestguineapig yeah
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrFine vicksyFine lrrFINE
DigitalSeahorse: luna777Fire luna777Fire luna777Fire
TheDevil_Risen: @TheDevil_Risen google Malcolm Douglas as well :D
TehAmelie: killed the dog with an explosion, just like in Kung Pow
Farwanderer subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 72 months!
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Tiber727: Fires do what you would expect them to if you think about it.
TheDevil_Risen: grew up watching him explore the Kimberly
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheDevil_Risen Did you also freak out your elementary school and middle school teachers with your weird specific knowledge? I actually corrected my middle school science teacher that it was antivenin
betweenmyself: PANIC riffScream
DigitalSeahorse: luna777GoCrazy run!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Tiber727 Whereas turkeys do not, turkeys are way more on therapod time than people expect
TheDevil_Risen: yeah i was more of a chem and phys nerd than a bio nerd, but always liked danger noodles and sharks
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPanic vicksyCope me not panicking
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheDevil_Risen Ah, those things make sense to me. I made some kids day at the practice I work at the other day by teaching them what a cobra chicken and danger noodle are
Thefluffiestguineapig: Large lad wearing a porcupine hood?
DigitalSeahorse: giant hedgehog
A_Dub888: "Call me 'Sonic' ONE MORE TIME! I dare you!"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DigitalSeahorse Because I'm that person my immediate thought was "I know there was an ice age armadillo the size of a car, was there a giant hedgehog too?"
hieroglyphica subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 91 months!
hieroglyphica: I always said I'd never go caving, but nobody said I couldn't watch :D
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyInspect
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TheDevil_Risen: @Thefluffiestguineapig just wait till you show them what a frazzle looks like
TheDevil_Risen: or a Transylvanian Naked Neck
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheDevil_Risen LUL If I'm buying time while they finish running a heartworm test in the back again I'll do that
Tiber727: The shortcut won't let you get the best endings, so it's more of a practice thing.
DigitalSeahorse: Thefluffiestguineapig perhaps an ice age porkupine
DigitalSeahorse: woops
dahlia_died: you will love those moles
TehAmelie: now imagining there used to be porcupines the size of ground sloths
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hm, I know about the truly enormous beaver,
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHype mattlrOhyoudog
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrDogchamp
BalthusHomewood: Ded
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm seeing a possibility of a large Eurasian pleistocene porcupine but I can't find anything with a real citation, so I'm going to call hearsay on this one
v_nome: Jason Statham is here?
v_nome: *was here
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrDed vicksyDed
voren_chalco: Oh, great. Lynels.
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrDed vicksyFox2 vicksyFox2 vicksyFox3
control_rig: Blooooorb
TehAmelie: it's like a more stressful Noita
cdudedawgg: twerp @tehamelie
DigitalSeahorse: picknick time
TheDevil_Risen: Dam man, that's cooking
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyFine vicksyFine vicksyFine
TheDevil_Risen: i think you cooked too much <3
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrFine
Thefluffiestguineapig: On your bike!
DigitalSeahorse: jumpy spider
DigitalSeahorse: woop
DigitalSeahorse: vicksy7 luna777Salute
Finalsora811 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 44 months, currently on a 33 month streak!
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Is Alex just dead for this run?
TheAinMAP: This is a drill.
adept_nekomancer: Drill's haunted
RealGamerCow: players can come back every board
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrFine mattlrFine mattlrFine now it's a hotdog
Tiber727: You went left instead of right.
DigitalSeahorse: yay now we got moss
DigitalSeahorse: What we do in the Shadows
DigitalSeahorse: or the dark
DigitalSeahorse: spoop!
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSPOOPY
RealGamerCow: can you push off of a rope?
SquareDotCube: Vampire inclusive
DigitalSeahorse: all ghosts are attractive girls?
DigitalSeahorse: xD
TheDevil_Risen: 3 out of 3
TheDevil_Risen: well played NPC
dumbo3k: Sandshrew uses Rollout! It's super effective!
TheDevil_Risen: dam triffids
kusinohki: "all ghosts are attractive girls" - yes, it represents how dead my love life is....
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyTH
TheDevil_Risen: hahahahahaha
TheDevil_Risen: that was perfect
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPanic
TehAmelie: the shopkeep won that run
adept_nekomancer: He's more protective of his stuff than Zelda chickens
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyModcheck keep eyes open for sharps
TheDevil_Risen: that level seems terrible
TheDevil_Risen: and also amazing
DigitalSeahorse: snails! digita435Snail digita435Snail digita435Snail
Grumpingtoon: Are there two doors, one leads to jungle and one leads to hell?
TehAmelie: what if you're really always in hell and all the other biomes are just hell letting you think you got away?
DigitalSeahorse: another hotdog vicksyFine mattlrFine
TheDevil_Risen: but.. now i cant JL into my Dark Rit and Mana Crypt and cast Sheoldred on T1
TheDevil_Risen: Kappa
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrDed
TheDevil_Risen: as I said earlier, ill just have to start playing Highlander :)
DigitalSeahorse: luna777WingLeft mattlrAngel luna777WingRight so many wings for doggie
DigitalSeahorse: luna777WingLeft PrideWingL mattlrAngel PrideWingR luna777WingRight
TehAmelie: no no it's just sleeping
TheAinMAP: @DigitalSeahorse Biblically accurate dog angel.
DigitalSeahorse: mst3kYule mattlrDevil mst3kYule
DigitalSeahorse: ^ a cat
DigitalSeahorse: spoop
adept_nekomancer: ghost bullying
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrBalls
A_Dub888: Goodra?
DigitalSeahorse: GUI digita435Duck1
DigitalSeahorse: a mosquito
RealGamerCow: dead statham
dumbo3k: the spikes hit teh boomerang, which then hit you
DigitalSeahorse: a fly trap
DigitalSeahorse: xD
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyDespair just be a statue
TehAmelie: that's one way to take turns playing eh
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrHeck
DigitalSeahorse: gamers don't look up
DigitalSeahorse: because it's a neck strain
jubale1: a game i know
ralphthellama: o/
DrLigmaPhD: You dare burden Matt with existence?
jubale1: jpakHi
TheAinMAP: GoldPLZ
DigitalSeahorse: glod
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrLul vicksySellout vicksySellout vicksySellout
RealGamerCow: 22.5K!
Larkonus: Maybe break the rock that's holding it in place?
jubale1: pull the switch
TStodden: There might be an idol below the drill
DigitalSeahorse: nice
TStodden: Ghost jump?
TheAinMAP: lrrHERE
DigitalSeahorse: xD
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyDK
jubale1: start hitting yourself
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHaha vicksyHaha vicksyHaha
jubale1: do they have whips
DigitalSeahorse: dizzy doggo
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrWoof mattlrConfus mattlrPika
spo8n: have your eric and eat eric too
Stoffern: u up?
v_nome: This is clearly Jason Statham as he appeared in Crank
RealGamerCow: The helper being Jason Statham on cocaine is now canon to me
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh vicksyHaha
offbeatwitch: have we figured out the walk button yet
TheDevil_Risen: LOL what
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyNoted
Texan_Reverend: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
dumbo3k: I do need alll the tabs
UltraVioletVodoo: i dont have any other tabs open
terribleplan: *opens more tabs out of spite*
gualdhar: and remembering to mute!
Juliamon: also, live mic
spo8n: I am opening seven tabs
andreagustafson: How dare. I NEED all 20 tabs.
Hypocloriphorius: damn, three tabs open and they knew the other two didnt mean anything
Dunnston: Why use 5 or 6 tabs when you could go to JUST one
LilyOfTheVeil6666: Those are my emotional support tabs!
DigitalSeahorse: okay I'll close 2 of my social media duplicate tabs
NotCainNorAbel: can I keep the tabs open in the other three windows?
JadedCynic subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 80 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, JadedCynic! (Today's storm count: 55)
Mazrae: I need to learn to keep some tabs open for this kind of situation, I usually hate having any tabs open that I'm not using anymore
ladyjessica: just got here, how’s it going?
Juliamon: Predictably chaotic
ladyjessica: excellent
spo8n: you still have time for a bio break
DigitalSeahorse: there I closed 2 tabs
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Hello LRRchat Friendos. how is it going tonight?
avi_miller: Spelunky is always chaotic fun to watch
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyBravo
Thefluffiestguineapig: I will say that as someone who is studying for major tests, my tabs are almost all about parasites or animal anatomy
Mazrae: How did everyone's weekend go
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also @DigitalSeahorse I am excited to read your reaction to swimming sloth
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyTap luna777Piano need bongos
DigitalSeahorse: oh right
dumbo3k: sergeBongo sergeBongo sergeBongo
ladyjessica: lrrSPOOPY
Thefluffiestguineapig: Turn one of those tabs into sloth video tab
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Bobtheninjagoldfish Is it bad I want an entire CDHC for your username? The various versions could be amazing
DigitalSeahorse: wow fast sloth swims! also aww baby sloth! vicksyInspect vicksyPog vicksyTail
dumbo3k: Wow, that sloth swims better than I do
DarkNacht subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 87 months, currently on a 65 month streak!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, DarkNacht! (Today's storm count: 56)
DigitalSeahorse: those long arms are handy in the water
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DigitalSeahorse Yup! Both of those are objectively correct. Baby sloths are the most precious
goombalax: the children yearn for the mines
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DigitalSeahorse From an evolutionary biology standpoint they are mystified if they took a wrong term becoming semi aquatic at the rainforest
DigitalSeahorse: yup, I watched a sloth swim!
KeytarCat: I made tacos
Mazrae subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 36 months!
Mazrae: Wooo the three year
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Mazrae! (Today's storm count: 57)
DigitalSeahorse: I'm finally out of the hole
DigitalSeahorse: I almost dropped a whole snack bar
RubikDarkwill: It has a NAME
BusTed: 💀
TheAwkes: Boneathan, now available as an emote on kind.social.
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyCope
DigitalSeahorse: digita435Octo
DigitalSeahorse: luna777Feels luna777Sway like a bnuy
BusTed: !holes
LRRbot: James...!
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyStuck hole vicksyHeart
DigitalSeahorse: go left
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyAAAA
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyBanana vicksyNom
Thefluffiestguineapig: !badadvice
LRRbot: Trust James with your credit card.
Thefluffiestguineapig: The worst advice is "disobey Heather" LUL
DigitalSeahorse: everything so brown
DrLigmaPhD: 2-Keys Jackson, absolute shit at piano
DigitalSeahorse: luna777WingLeft mattlrGolden luna777WingRight
TheAinMAP: lrrFINE mattlrFine
Stratavarius: Shield crushes ewverything
DigitalSeahorse: spitting lava
DrLigmaPhD: Less a burp and more a wretch
DigitalSeahorse: lava froge
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL lrrMATT
DigitalSeahorse: THE Fleetwood Mac song
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrLick woof
DigitalSeahorse: lol
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrOhyoudog
HorusFive: It HAD one arrow
RealGamerCow: doesn't something interesting happen if you put the idol on the Kali altar?
DigitalSeahorse: weeeeeeee
dzee_szed: "I'm basically immortal" we're about to get a hihlight reel moment aren't we
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyGun luna777Pew
Larkonus: Immortal isn't necessarily indestructible.
Larkonus: Just ask Tolkein elves.
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrBonk doge sacrifice mattlrBork
DrLigmaPhD: The Statham Sicko Mode
Cephallope: More like Jason Go-tham
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHappy vicksyCheer vicksyHappy
DrLigmaPhD: Why does the dog's bark sound like an edited Roblox "oof"?
KeytarCat: corner jump bs
DigitalSeahorse: woops
DrLigmaPhD: Amazing
walruscakejr: wow 322 people in a spelunky 2 stream
frameshifty subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 49 months!
frameshifty: explodey
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, frameshifty! (Today's storm count: 58)
Larkonus: A series of unfortunate events, that.
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHaha
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyDed vicksyFine
walruscakejr: I’ve never seen so many spelunkers
DrLigmaPhD: They were smooching in the corner
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrDed
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrPika
Larkonus: That magma pool got a triple kiill.
Juliamon: walruscakejr Welcome! LRR is a group of variety streamers, we don't usually Spelunky
frank_the_great: Yooooo, Spelunky 2. Love Spelunky 2, I've got all the achievements. No constellations tho, this my best CO was ~30
DrLigmaPhD: More like Jason Gone-tham
DigitalSeahorse: a game center!
RealGamerCow: lets go gambling!
SnackPak_: whoops
RealGamerCow: aw dangit
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrBork
iris_of_ether: benginRip
frank_the_great: You gambled and lost
BusTed: rayfkWelp
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrBonk mattlrBonk mattlrBonk
HorusFive: Deserved
frank_the_great: LUL LUL LUL
DigitalSeahorse: nice self sacrifices
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrLul PrideLaugh vicksyHaha
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh PrideCute like the bee
frank_the_great: I think the r/Place one is my favorite
DigitalSeahorse: now bad apple is playing in my brain
iris_of_ether: My favorite Bad Apple was when the Desert Bus engineers did it 2 years ago :P https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8UKFwU_9X4
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyCheer
DigitalSeahorse: digita435Snail snails go poof
TheDevil_Risen: i really do like the vibe of this game
DrLigmaPhD: Sin
dumbo3k: Oh god, it even has the annoying mosquite noise
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyDed mattlrDed vicksyFox3
frank_the_great: I think y'all would like the smash-bros esc battle mode
walruscakejr: why is this stream so popular? is this just a popular channel)
RealGamerCow: did it have a pony in it?
DigitalSeahorse: I saw a Monty Python thing on storage jars
iris_of_ether: It's a popular channel
walruscakejr: oh got it
Juliamon: !lrr
LRRbot: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW Visit LoadingReadyRun: http://loadingreadyrun.com/
RealGamerCow: Jason ate it
RealGamerCow: That's my head canon
Ghost_1447: Oh i love Spelunky
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyCult
iris_of_ether: MATT
Astramentha: but I’m a primate
DigitalSeahorse: xD
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHappy vicksyCheer
DigitalSeahorse: feliciaSave
RealGamerCow: is that the next shortcut person?
frank_the_great: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, unfortunately I need to go back to parasite homework, but having Alex's shrieks and yells of "OH NO" was appropriate commentary for some of the stuff I'm leearning
Ghost_1447: LETS GO
DigitalSeahorse: Bonathan the flyingfuck skull!
frank_the_great: Don't get crushed
RatherLargeToad: “Let’s Rock”
voren_chalco: Oh, hey. The first Spelunky boss.
DigitalSeahorse: weeeee
betweenmyself: Olmec upset cause you failed to solve the Shrine of the Silver Monkey pennyWhat
Ghost_1447: LETS GO
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyAAAA vicksyAAAA vicksyAAAA
TheAinMAP: lrrCrab lrrCrab lrrCrab
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPanic vicksyPanic vicksyPanic
frank_the_great: 🦀🦀🦀
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyBroke
Astramentha: bubzHelp bubzHelp bubzHelp bubzHelp bubzHelp
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyModcheck wooo nice new place
frank_the_great: Spike boots are def worth
frank_the_great: Insta-kill most regular sized enemies
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPoint mattlrPika
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrHeart luna777Hug
betweenmyself: shave her head and call her Jasmine Statham riffThink
betweenmyself: think *living* sacrifices worth more than corpses
DigitalSeahorse: Bonathan luna777WingRight
frank_the_great: I can answer that, lmk if you want to invoke hey chat
DrLigmaPhD: I'm 16 malaria deep, brother
DigitalSeahorse: axlotl!
Enoesiw: asho lot l
jacqui_lantern234: a-sho-lot
betweenmyself: An axlotl, two ropes and an old man walk into a bar.
Enoesiw: think Ojer Axonil
DigitalSeahorse: luna777Sway
frank_the_great: If enough people pronounce it wrong, they no longer become pronounced wrong
jacqui_lantern234: WE ARE SPELLING ANOTHER LANGUAGE
Enoesiw: Ojer is just a title though. they're all Ojer
electric_claire: Nelson is about to become a proponent of Shavian
TheAwkes: Our weak English phonemes can't handle it.
betweenmyself: @electric_claire for invoking the Shavian English alphabet, you officially win the internet for today
DrLigmaPhD: cute dryad stuck in a prison deep in the earth is 100% the premise of a heinously horny fantasy novel
DigitalSeahorse: we're too hooked on phonics vicksyFail vicksyTH
electric_claire: @betweenmyself 𐑯𐑴𐑚𐑪𐑛𐑦 𐑢𐑦𐑯𐑟 𐑩𐑯𐑑𐑦𐑤 𐑢𐑰𐑼 𐑷𐑤 𐑮𐑲𐑑𐑦𐑙 𐑖𐑱𐑝𐑾𐑯
DigitalSeahorse: hehehehheheh
frank_the_great: LUL
DigitalSeahorse: new clips thingy makes the stream freeze
DigitalSeahorse: oh a butterfly
DrLigmaPhD: Gonna start ending completely unrelated sentences with "I am a white man, after all."
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHaha vicksyHaha vicksyHaha voxlunBabhed
DigitalSeahorse: LOL
pn55: HypeLUL
Lysander_salamander: unfortunately, I've done that
Enoesiw: You should give me a raise. I am a white man, after all.
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyTH vicksyHaha
DrLigmaPhD: Better go give a back slapping hug, I am a white man after all
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
DigitalSeahorse: ow
Phailhammer: :D
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyCheer
frank_the_great: The lava is the safer path, but this is fun
Astramentha: “I don’t see the vision” I am a white man, after all
KeytarCat: Gee, billy, mom let you have TWO holes?
DrLigmaPhD: It's not giving "I am a white man, after all"
betweenmyself: a hole connected to another hole makes it usable as a straw in a pinch riffThink
DigitalSeahorse: two donuts don't make a good straw
betweenmyself: @digitalseahorse just delicious so long as you’re drinking the right liquid… Clamato need not apply
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL not watching the stream right now but "The lava is the safer path" is a hell of a quote :p
JuniorRoll: Say what
DigitalSeahorse: good, I can't have tomato anything
frank_the_great: @LoadingReadyRun LUL
JuniorRoll: Skill?
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyCheer vicksyCheer vicksyCheer
frank_the_great: You can pet the dog in the main hub
betweenmyself: “We’re not supposed to shame you” is the sort of progressive, accepting attitude I’ve cone to love and expect from LRR streams
betweenmyself: riffYeti
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHappy
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyCheer
JohnLockeCole: Bowser it, yeah
frank_the_great: Don't look now, but there's a spooky skeleton inside you
DigitalSeahorse: welp
DigitalSeahorse: crabbies
SnackPak_: lrrBartleby
frank_the_great: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
dumbo3k: Woooo!
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyCheer vicksyCheer vicksyCheer vicksyClap
Mr_Horrible: some are calling them the greats to ever spelunk
Cephallope: FBtouchdown
DigitalSeahorse: I like this level, it's pretty digita435Seahorse luna777Stars
frank_the_great: @DigitalSeahorse Pretty bullshit /jk
DigitalSeahorse: luna777Money vicksySellout
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrDed vicksyFox3
betweenmyself: “One more for the road?” *and with those words, they went on to play the best they ever have, effortlessly clearing the entire game on that attempt and they cele- oh wait, they’re dead*
SnackPak_: smooth
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrLick
dumbo3k: Money is a kind of rock
Mr_Horrible: Beej, opening a package with a rock: "...is this a threat?"
PharaohBender27: Seamless, Nelson
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyLick
frank_the_great: *Mails rock* "I promise this is a niche inside joke, and not a threat"
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunNut
DigitalSeahorse: !Alex
LRRbot: Alex’s Varied Creations ~ Website: https://www.alexsteacy.com/ | Home stream: twitch.tv/alexsteacy | Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/alexsteacy
DigitalSeahorse: he's got an etsy!
SnackPak_: woooo!
betweenmyself: Visit Alex at home (don’t do this)
DoodlestheGreat: Famous in stage, screen, and bingo parlors.
DigitalSeahorse: the cat shirts are super comfy
ProcyonFlynn: Statistically it's friendly-fire, right?
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyChill
TheAinMAP: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Duskmourn FamJam (Join the LoadingReadyRun crew for a good old fashion FamJam feat. Duskmourn: House of Horror! Game: Magic: The Gathering Arena) at Tue 10:00 AM PDT (14:14 from now).
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyInspect
Mr_Horrible: dare we say, it's the goat
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyTrash vicksyTrash vicksyTrash
frank_the_great: I won with the win-the-game room during my prerelease
goombalax: I just finished the Vod of Prison Fight it was so wierd
PharaohBender27: lrrGARBO
DrLigmaPhD: There was sooo much piss
DoodlestheGreat: It was so good at being bad.
DigitalSeahorse: tentacles
Juliamon: it's a sushi MODEL, not actual sushi
betweenmyself: LRRMTG is actually pronounced “axe-shol” riffYeti
goombalax: static probably
DigitalSeahorse: the humidity too
Juliamon: again, it's not a cooking episode
Juliamon: please do not eat the plastic
PharaohBender27: ^^^
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyThink
DoodlestheGreat: Aw, I'm out of town this Saturday. I am sad.
TheAinMAP: lrrARROWS
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyBox something
dumbo3k: *Subject to Change*
Lysander_salamander: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Duskmourn FamJam (Join the LoadingReadyRun crew for a good old fashion FamJam feat. Duskmourn: House of Horror! Game: Magic: The Gathering Arena) at Tue 10:00 AM PDT (14:08 from now).
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500 - Start....broken
PharaohBender27: NotLikeThis
betweenmyself: Something’s bound to be M Knight Shyamalan’s The Happening riffGasp
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyDinkDonk
TheAinMAP: lrrAWW
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyClap vicksyClap vicksyClap
DigitalSeahorse: I didn't see the second one
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
DigitalSeahorse: I'm too moist, it's too humid here
Earthenone: !findquote moist
LRRbot: Quote #26: "I'm so moist." —Paul [2015-03-02]
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyTap vicksyTap vicksyTap bongos
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHeart digita435LOVE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
TheAinMAP: Good night.