Manae: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Ben "Outlaw, Scoundrel, Cutie" Ulmer is jamming Star Wars Outlaws on PiF! Game: Star Wars Outlaws) at Thu 10:00 AM PDT (0s from now).
TXC2: CONTACT
northos:
new going online screen?
TXC2: northos it's in game
northos: @TXC2 right but having the game in the background is new?
TXC2: northos yes, but I think this is something Ben is doing, not LRR at large
northos: sure, makes sense
Juliamon: Ben does this when he streams from home
TXC2: well there you go then
Bengineering: I just like the more dynamic going online >.>
northos: yeah it's cool! I like it
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TehAmelie: howdy chat
TXC2: Here we GO!
TXC2: Hello Ben
Critterbot:
Hello friends, I'm here for more Star Wars Nix! 
TehAmelie: hi Ben
KidAmn: the dreaded clopen, you just gave retail employees in the chat flashbacks
taeasakura: Looking good, Ben!
niccus: high roll the new leyline
xVoxtric: When I worked at Costco "inventory day" went to 4 am, the lucky ones of us were off at 2 instead
TXC2: gambling !
Mewyabby:
Did you know the Millennium Falcon is 
? L3-37 was the most trans robot ever in Star Wars and, welp... 
500
malsareus: Ben has a gambling problem and this is how he's solving it
RocknGrohlNerd: Hi chat, time for light gambling
Didero: Oh no I'm late. Good evening!
public_key_reveal_party: @malsareus it's now a gambling solution
TXC2: hello RocknGrohlNerd and Didero welcome
northos: okay but what if we could play Sabacc for steaks?
otakubox0: that multiplayer mode looked so rough lol
Didero: I watched the VOD of that today, Ursula seems really mean, but glad you had fun!
shendaras: Lorcana was great. Ursula was.. tough.
Pazy160: Clearly your so good at Sabacc that it's no longer gambling, its an absolute sure thing and you may as well bet your entire wallet.
xVoxtric: 2014
TXC2: 10 years ago Ben
public_key_reveal_party: Don't look it will hurt
TXC2: 10 FUCKING years
KidAmn: 2014?
xVoxtric: I remember it clearly because it was when I started watching Friday nights
KidAmn: oh god.
malsareus: time comes for us all Ben
taeasakura: 2009?
0x6772: If you wanna feel young, Ben, the last MtG I bought physically was Arabian Nights.
Didero: But you still had fun, even though you got clobbered?
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Turns out game devs are not good at writing clear & concise rules.
public_key_reveal_party: I realized I've been playing magic for 12 years now I realized the other day
Didero: At least for Jacob, the theme of the game really seemed to help too
taeasakura: Theros was my first experience playing magic too! I remember doing the prerelease and opening a thoughtseize
TXC2: MTG uses legalese for a reason
malsareus: it's almost like they have experience or something
Didero: That's what I dislike about what I've seen of the Star Wars TCG: It immediately uses a lot of keywords, and very few cards have reminder text
pn55:
TXC2:
used to be? 
TXC2: !patreon
Didero: Oh Ben, also! Glad to hear Nicole managed to retrieve your bike!
TXC2: !store
taeasakura: I remember playing the rally the ancestors deck, so much fun
HungryTanuki: My first deck was Izzet Drakes during Guilds of Ravnica standard !
RocknGrohlNerd: Ben? Noted burn player? On turbofog. Shock horror
TXC2: Heather HYPE!
northos:
turbofog is just burn where you damage your opponent's sanity instead of life points 
malsareus: but surely computers never get warm
public_key_reveal_party: I started playing control then played mono red in a cube and became an aggro player immediately
TXC2: Rain is still humidity, it keeps heat in
LithelyUnshod: Did you feel the quake, Ben?
RocknGrohlNerd:
@northos you are not entirely wrong 
LithelyUnshod: Little one. 4.1
LithelyUnshod: In the asrtrai
LithelyUnshod: Strait
Mangledpixel: that'll be a fun time
malsareus: you keep putting it of until it level up into a volcano
TXC2: getting edged by tectonic plates
Mangledpixel: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaay...
northos: Desert Quake for Nope
Mr_Bitterness: Seeing volcanos in person doesn't usually end well for those folks
A_Dub888: Living in California, hearing about "the Big One" is a big mood
public_key_reveal_party: Volcanos aren't usually associated with cool temps
Cptasparagus: 3
TheMerricat: "There are roughly 1,350 active volcanoes worldwide, and about 500 of those have erupted in recorded history. Many of the world's active volcanoes are located in the Pacific Ring of Fire, which is a belt of volcanoes around the Pacific Rim."
Critterbot: Quick, to wikipedia!
malfnord: Honestly I'd take a volcano over another [long sting of expletives deleted] forest fire.
0x6772: Yes.
public_key_reveal_party: You could always get a volcanic winter
Cptasparagus: isnt Victoria also in the ring of fire?
TXC2: Ben LRRning today
Didero: Twitch, stop stuttering...
TXC2: Cptasparagus sure is
pn55:
That's why Japan has so many Kaijus 
Critterbot: Today Ben learned...!
RocknGrohlNerd: And I mean active active, not just posing as active. Doing volcano stuff on weekends only
TXC2: Didero oh "good" it's not just me
Jillexie: My son is big into Godzilla. Going to G-Fest next year.
Cptasparagus: im holding off until the movie where Jack Black plays Godzilla
Mangledpixel: the second Pacific Rim is a dull thud, with lots of pandering to the Chinese market
malsareus: did Boeing leave us stranded?
TehAmelie: Monarch: Legacy of Monsters has filled my godzilla quota for the year. it's a cool TV show
TXC2: we're in a space factory, it makes space
Didero: Oh right, our mechanic told us to fix our bike 'because'
malsareus: also Jeff Goldblum
Mr_Bitterness: Selling me hard on this show
TXC2: brieandbacon always
brieandbacon: Oh him, yeah, his name
ScrapyardGhostTrain: David Thewlis.
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Or something.
A_Dub888: Holy Crap, I just realized why he's called "Lupin"
TXC2: ScrapyardGhostTrain ah good it was who I thought
brieandbacon: Tbh, I knew who you meant from just Dragonheart
TXC2: "She and I were the LASHT!"
protojman: died thinkin bout dragon movies
LithelyUnshod: @TXC2 JKR is not sublte
protojman: heck yeah
TXC2: LithelyUnshod indeed
OmnipotentTrevor: Dragonheart...4, I think it was, was kinda cute when I watched it. Very "made for home release" but not awful
DaSunao: @A_Dub888 Wolf Wolf
Mangledpixel: I should make a game that's all just lockpicking and hacking minigames
vinewood_og: A plus stream tweet earlier. WJZZ 113.8! TURN IT UP AND RIP THE KNOB OFF!
TXC2: Game pls
Mr_Bitterness: @vinewood_og *Imagine Dragons starts playing*
Mangledpixel: 3263827
vinewood_og: Instant classic. Well done.
Didero: ~lasttoot
vinewood_og: RADIOACTIVE RADIOACTIVE
Didero: Oh, did you only tweet, and not also post on Mastodon?
northos: "transparisteel"? star wars, you're not even trying anymore
Didero: It's ok, I just keep worrying my bot breaks, since sometimes Twitch just don't let it send messages
northos: I really hope that's true lol
vinewood_og: #StableGenius
josh___something: sounds correct
malsareus: oh yeah
malfnord: And that last 20% is 90% crypto bots
Mangledpixel: I wonder what % are bots now on Twitter, must be high
malsareus: I've moved over to BLuesky
rabbitgta: Yeah but the pron bots is up 3000%
Mr_Bitterness: I still have an account for only 1 reason
josh___something: I was here for the various... "fanartists", but also I think half of them fled to bluesky already too
A_Dub888: So what you're saying is that Twitter has a low prElon score
Didero: I'm on Twitter because some people I follow are still on there. But if they also have a Mastodon or BlueSky account, I switch to following them there
malsareus: BLuesky is a fairly big
Juliamon: The problem with "my friends still use it" is that those friends are thinking the same thing. One of you needs to take the initiative.
malsareus: over 10 million users now
LithelyUnshod: There's some decent follows in Bluesky
Didero: @Juliamon Yeah, that's entirely fair for people with followers. I use social media strictly as read-only
malsareus: also all of Brazil moved over to Bluesky when Elon Elon'ed
vinewood_og: You might say it has become a wretched hive of scum and villainy...
josh___something: a few of the NSFW artist I follow that went to bluesky after elon's many threats of gen ai scraping
josh___something: lewd?
northos: the only social media should be AIM statuses
0x6772: "Feature"?
northos: we can kinda see it
taeasakura: lets all go back to hyper specific forums again, dibs on gamefaq forums
TXC2:
return to only the based form of posting: Cringe
Didero: Nix is purring
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TehAmelie: i understand bluesky is using the exact business model of twitter so i don't know how it's going to work out any better
josh___something: so...
0x6772: Rough landing, Indy.
Juliamon: That flailing is funny though
Invitare: you're no Jedi
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Booo!
Invitare: the speeder is a jedi
FreeBeerTomorrow: bike really behaves more like a horse in this game
Didero: @TehAmelie Probably not, but for now it's nice enough
Mr_Bitterness: The bike ghost dropped it of
TXC2:
come on star wars, worms figured out how to grapple hook in 1997 
Didero:
@TXC2 But its players never did
e_bloc: now thats what I call pod racing
0x6772: Somebody just wanted to recreate the classic arcade game Tempest.
Mr_Bitterness: Put on your seatbelt, Bau Bau!
TXC2: Didero true
Invitare: hahahaha
TXC2: I really hope we get a compilation of Ben's bike crashes on Highlights
Invitare: I'm guessing it's easier to pilot on controller. Keyboard and mouse took some getting used to. And I had to change it from the defaults too
josh___something: Are you impl- yes, you are implying that the speeder makes a heroic sacrifice
Didero: Good open-world design places landmarks though
Mr_Bitterness: Anything with ranged combat I have to do M+K
josh___something:
So, deadlock?
0x6772: "Where's your speeder?" "Oh, crashed into that rock over there…"
TXC2: gotta go fast!
Invitare: she's fitting your speeder with a weather control device
A_Dub888:
Can always go faster 
malsareus: the solution is to increase the speed until you close the circle
Didero: @Invitare That's how you go faster, the wind is now always blowing in your back
vinewood_og: Native controller support has gotten a lot better. And steam big picture has been a life saver. Bought a 3080 a while back not five PS5s!
Didero: Wait, giving Nix that sumptuous meal last time didn't make him happy?
josh___something: cowardice
TXC2: Didero I guess it was one of the many ways we need to find
Kentosaurus: 10/10
josh___something: lmao
TXC2: flawless
Didero: Can that mechanic also fit our speeder with parachutes?
TehAmelie: i find it funny our flying bike makes "jumps"
TheAinMAP:
Mr_Bitterness:
Mangledpixel: boing!
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Didero: @TehAmelie Oh yeah, 'repulsors' are literal anti-gravity devices, that indeed doesn't make sense
TXC2: Clever girl'd
Mr_Bitterness: Watch out for the giant frog lizard like in Jedi Survivor
Didero: I think the red indicator just meant that you could shoot it from the bike, not that it was attacking?
malsareus: Rancor fight when?
Juliamon: We're poachers now. And getting justly brutalized.
taeasakura: quick throw a paintball at it!
niccus: rip
josh___something:
pn55:
taeasakura: it just works
A_Dub888: @Juliamon Self defense.... poorly
JKBalch: You put your right foot in, You put your right foot in, You put your right foot in, You put your right foot in
Didero: I feel like these games are best played in like a year, after a few patch rounds
Mr_Bitterness: Cyberpunk is pretty great now
Mr_Bitterness: Had a lot of fun with it
Critterbot: It's... okay but still rather mid imo.
TheMerricat: If you are on PC it's _more_ than OK now. If you are on console. RIP.
TXC2: we a metriodvania now!
Didero: I've waited with buying the two Jedi games until they were discounted. Cheaper, and they've had fixes for the worst bugs (usually)
taeasakura: secret, secret, secret tunnel?
Mr_Bitterness: Being patient always pays off if you don't need the player count for Multiplayer
vinewood_og: He was UNHINGED on gotham!
Didero: Cal Kestis, like Kay Vess, feels like the most boring person in their game
LithelyUnshod: Supposedly live action Cal soon
Didero: @LithelyUnshod What? Why?
0x6772: Is it strictly necessary to pick fights with the local predators?
LithelyUnshod: P:opped up on my ggogle news
northos: I like Cal a lot more than Kay lol
Didero: Maybe I just want to play something different than a Human, since I'm already one in real life
Didero: And there's so many cool aliens
Kentosaurus: Many "main characters" are cyphers. Deliberately "bland" on purpose so the audience can put themselves in their shoes.
TehAmelie: why does the mountain have a wind tunnel
Didero: I really don't want to yet again be a Jedi
vinewood_og: More character customization and classes would be awesome
Didero: I want to be a droid
Angnor33: KOTOR, but Baldur's Gate 3.
dumbo3k: @Angnor33 That would be great
Manae: Star Wars Galaxies II
brieandbacon:
KOTOR, but Lego SW 
northos: kitteh!
OmnipotentTrevor: Class? What about where you can make an alien? Why always a human (beside the fact that most of the players will apparently just make a human anyway)
Juliamon: Gusgus!
malsareus: BG3 is huge because Larian is insane
TXC2: Gus HYPE!
josh___something: G... Gus?
Critterbot: Kitty!
josh___something: KITTY!!!!
A_Dub888: Gusinald!
TXC2: Kitty!
RocknGrohlNerd: Morning Gus
Neddy471: Cat Tax.
Angnor33: Good morning Gus.
TheAinMAP:
Chronomos901: A baby
TehAmelie:
Chronomos901: just a lil guy
Neddy471: Baby kitty.
Didero: But Ben, cables are for eating after all
malsareus: tasty tasty cables
RocknGrohlNerd: Emperor PawGustus
TehAmelie: the forbidden spaghetti
Mr_Bitterness: Definitely a little kitty guy
ZuNy77: baby detected
Angnor33:
TXC2: do you know how old he is ?
Juliamon: ~5 weeks now?
TXC2: oh a baby baby
Gaz_L: hello chat and Ben, how goes the warring? are we a star yet?
TXC2: hello Gaz_L welcome
Anubis169:
Hihi Ben!
Anubis169:
Heya Chat 
Stormgod519: morning Ben and chat!
Stormgod519: LOL
Gaz_L: yeet!
TXC2: !clips
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Juliamon: !clip
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Anubis169:
RocknGrohlNerd: I would like for Gus to be absolute unit of a cat. Healthy not overweight but just big cat, a chonker
JKBalch: The timing is perfect
Mr_Bitterness: I'm a genius! OH NO
Volus_dude:
Kentosaurus: Game: Have you tried turning off the wind?
BrowneePointz: Fallen Mound is what they call me when I trip over
TXC2: hello Anubis169 and Stormgod519 welcome
TehAmelie: we're a rising star in the space poker scene if nothing else
brieandbacon: I am so smart, I am so smart. S M R T
Gaz_L: Imperial SabaacStars Live
BrowneePointz: Poker Man? But I barely know him!!
Stormgod519: fuck
Stormgod519: wrong link
Anubis169: the thing has been did
Juliamon: at least it was a link suitable for LRR chat
TXC2:
"did we do it?" stream freezes
Didero: batman
Juliamon: I have almost-sent some.... weird links
Anubis169: you don't get to see it, animating characters holding something is expensive and time consuming
Stormgod519: @TXC2 hi friend
Stormgod519: lol
Stormgod519: I brewing
Stormgod519: Same
Stormgod519: I've been just brewing
Stormgod519: and it's been interesting
Gaz_L: the janky CEDH Kindred game you guys did on FNPF that one time was fun
Stormgod519: i did mean to post that clip link lol, but Ive been trying cEDH and ive made a bunch of random brews and I really like them
BrowneePointz: that reminds me. I need to draft a Kykar and Mothman or Nashi commander list
Stormgod519: Hell, I managed to make a fringe but playable deck for my favorite commander of all time, and it's not bad
thatguysteve2709: Do it have fun with it who cares
Stormgod519: anyways, now people here are gonna think I play urza stax all the time
TehAmelie: @Anubis169 sometimes it's not even worth building a prop
TXC2:
just do what they do on Brawl and just run it with Bristly bill
thatguysteve2709: All my commander decks suck
Kentosaurus: hahaha
Stormgod519: I've also been getting into canlander recently, so ive been looking at brews to see what i might like
Stormgod519: !clip
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Didero: "I want a word with this planet's manager!"
thatguysteve2709: That rock was designed for you
TehAmelie: it's Boulder Forest huh
TXC2:
thatguysteve2709 same with my brawl decks, still get hell queued
Angnor33: Nobody 'puts' a rock there. Rocks grow naturally, like trees.
BrowneePointz: Poundrel’s Scouch
thatguysteve2709: I just play with friends. But I love the mutate mechanic and try to make the decks work in strange ways. So all my decks are mutate jank
BrowneePointz: eeeeeexhausted
TXC2:
Didero Slarty Blatfast is a bust man
TehAmelie: Kay can call everything she owns "scoundrel's"
Didero: And some of the morning ones too, nowadays
TehAmelie: this is my scoundrel's bike. my scoundrel's hair
Desruprot: Ben the Evening Streamer
brieandbacon: Have we met Glupp Shitto in this game yet?
BrowneePointz: full time jobs are full time for a reason lol
Stormgod519: who?
Kentosaurus: The real Glup Shitto was the friends we made along the way
TXC2: Stormgod519 it;s a meme, don;t worry about it
BrowneePointz: it’s a Star Wars joke about random name back ground characters having a whole bunch of lore
Mr_Bitterness: I do miss the home streams, but understand why
Stormgod519: @TXC2 i see. i dont pop culture much, so idk
thatguysteve2709: I just got duskmourn preorders and am now absolutely destroying my decks with new carss
Stormgod519: @thatguysteve2709 Slicer, is that you?
TehAmelie: did you know Luke Skywalker has a clone called Luuke, and Luuke himself has a clone called Luuuke
Gaz_L: what was the This Or That Ian did on Live one time? EU politician or Star Wars EU character?
BrowneePointz: it’s based on the fact they were gonna name a drug seller Elan Sleazebaganno(they didn’t and changed his name) @stormgod519
Stormgod519: @BrowneePointz oh... fun
thatguysteve2709: I am not slicer
Stormgod519: We on Innistrad now?
Gaz_L: @BrowneePointz i mean, most of the Sith names are even LESS subtle
0x6772: "restricted area" is special, it would appear
Invitare: there are some areas that are always restricted
Mangledpixel: BrowneePointz they absolutely DID name that character that, the name change was after the Disney acquisition
Stormgod519: oh wait, Crimson Dawn, not Crimson Vow
TehAmelie: this is where they have Red Dawn LARPs
BrowneePointz: @mangledpixel as far as I know it never made it past internal production name
Stormgod519: those helmets must be from Spirit to be that bad at protecting the head from a punch
raulghoulia: speaking of Sekiro grass, I am so excited for Ghost of Yotei, fam
Gaz_L: Erika Ishii all over the place now
Gaz_L: in new Ghost game, and new Dragon Age
Mr_Bitterness: Waiting for one of these guards to say "I wasn't even supposed to be here today!"
TXC2: "I'm only 3 days from retirement"
Stormgod519: again, those helmets are just so terrible
Invitare: you just did
BrowneePointz: my favorite ACTUAL Star Wars names are Master Ima-Gun-Di and the scooby doo look alike Padawan named Sha’a Gi
TehAmelie: they didn't recognize you maybe
josh___something: I think you just lost some as you said that
Gaz_L: @Mr_Bitterness Kevin Smith would literally combust with joy
Invitare: you always lose rep if they see you, even if you leave no witnesses
0x6772: "easy", she says
Invitare:
it went down while you were talking about it not going down 
Stormgod519: Gun!
TheMerricat: Why do they have C3P0 and R2 in their warehouse?
Derekwillis: So nice of them to unintentionally leave gifts for you all over their locked off compound.
BrowneePointz: Ben teasing us with Zelda music on Zelda Launch day
Mangledpixel: @BrowneePointz I've found a trading card and an action figure with the old name, it definately saw use
josh___something: what'd you call me?
TXC2: Zelda treasure noise on a kazoo
Cptasparagus: yeah ive been playing it for a few hours its amazing
BrowneePointz: legend of link dropped
Cptasparagus: its the actual Zelda game
Invitare: not just a Zelda. The Zelda Zelda
Gaz_L: the first one (made by Nintendo) that you can play AS Zelda
Desruprot: oh Pyke we dont like them right?
Desruprot: Zelda's Adventure?
Kentosaurus: I don't understand, haven't we always played as Zelda? The green guy with the sword? /s
Desruprot: I remember the CD-i games having a zelda one
Gaz_L: in other gaming news, TIL they're making a Greedfall 2
TXC2: I also have not played a Zelda game
Desruprot: I think the other two CD-i games used Link as the protagonist
BrowneePointz: Ben avoided the young millennial Bi Panic that was Wind Waker and Twilight Princess
raulghoulia: @Gaz_L I thought it was out out only to learn it's in Early Access
Mangledpixel: @Kentosaurus no, that guy's name is Metroid
jessicatheblack: "Waka waka" - Fozzybear?
Mr_Bitterness: @Gaz_L Yeah EA feedback is... not good
Gaz_L: which surprises me because outside of the novel (and mildly problematic) 16th century colonial aesthetic, I found Greedfall 1 deeply mid. A perfectly cromulent unit of video game
malsareus: Knights & Merchants?
Desruprot: Waka Waka
ScrapyardGhostTrain:
Nintendo made non-handheld consoles?
BrowneePointz: ah, so Sly Cooper was your Bi Panic. got it
Desruprot: Ghost and Ghouls
TXC2:
I was all Command and Conquer and Sonic back in the day
Invitare: I think he just loves the ship tbh
Desruprot: Lode Runner: Returns
Didero: "Since we're friends, you get a discount" "But we're not friends" VESS
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wasterweiss: you know all the pc games? but do you know metal fatigue?
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10of9: One of my earlies gamer memories was of "Lego: Rock Raiders"
Didero: @10of9 I'm currently playing Manic Miners, a faithful but improved free remake
Desruprot: Ship needed repair
malsareus: it's a big planet bront
Didero: @Didero Manic Miners is so good that Lego hired the guy that made it
Gaz_L: in fairness, it's less time if you beeline the main quest
10of9: @Didero That's super cool!
TheAinMAP: Turns out it's an open world game. Emphasis on 'an.'
Desruprot: Funny the Hutts talking about sus activity, they are a sus organization
Desruprot: I think Black Sun is not in the current Canon?
Gaz_L: "aw, good job sport"
TheMerricat: 3,339 games on my profile...
Invitare: Loved AOM
Desruprot: Age of Mythology is a great game, I should get that remaster
Gaz_L: I open up GOG Galaxy and i have like 1700, yeah, across all platforms
kragmabutch: oh heck yeah age of mythology!
kragmabutch: so many vocal stims from that game
Invitare: any game where you can build elephants and unleash them like locusts is good
LithelyUnshod: Balatro mobile day as well
Mr_Bitterness: Balatro on mobile is dangerous
dm818: I'm very curious whether the new one will add new pantheons
Desruprot: @LithelyUnshod Google Play isn't taking my money for it
TXC2: I heard they change the Voice lines back to the OG lines
Mangledpixel:
Stormgod519: oh my god
malsareus: give that baby a pickaxe, we need more gold
KidAmn: Wololo...
Mangledpixel: chicken walker!
Stormgod519: Hey, a chicken!
Angnor33: Can you drive it?
Didero:
Some people just take their babies too seriously
Stormgod519: @KidAmn LOL
dm818: Can you make it your AT-ST?
Desruprot: thats a good recreation of the sound, actually triggered me looking for the new villager
Desruprot: @dm818 Follow in Chewbacca's footsteps
LithelyUnshod: @Desruprot Known issue. They're working on it
Invitare: Atlanteans can't build elephants. 0/10
dm818: I liked to make tons of automata as the atlanteans
Riiiiiiis: helloo
Desruprot: I like Greeks or Norse
Desruprot: I think I did Norse Loki, access to all the Giants
Didero: It's Star Wars, who ISN'T fighting
Desruprot: Saying Crush them, fires at empty speeder
malsareus: Jerry Jerry
Desruprot: *misses*
0x6772: The voice lines maybe don't ilne up all that well...
TheMerricat: Is the one tropper in a rock?
josh___something: lore accurate storm trooper aim?
Desruprot: he is in a rock
Stormgod519: that trooper's between a rock and a hard place
TheAinMAP: Cool game.
Desruprot: totally a indi developed game
malsareus: you must earn the sub ocean Ben
raulghoulia: it was the speeder boost
josh___something: Maybe nix just likes your company, smh
Desruprot: stormtroopers are not payed to care
DandyGeek: also stealing. lots of stealing.
TXC2: finding the sub ocean requires the dedication to rub your body on any and all surfaces
Invitare: those stormtropper helmets really restrict your field of view
malsareus: press B better Ben
Mangledpixel: @Invitare canonically
Gaz_L: @TXC2 this makes me think about the Darth Plagueis meme but with Alex as Sideous and Ben as Anakin
Desruprot: that made Nix happy
malsareus: that made Nix happy
TXC2: Gaz_L "Watch and Play is a pathway to many powers some consider unnatural"
malsareus: Nix loves chaos
brieandbacon: Cool perspective
TXC2: time for MURDER!
Mangledpixel:
vweeww! vweeww!
dm818: time to remove the imperial presence from this planet
Desruprot: how many stars can we get
wasterweiss: what is this wild ass swinging she does
TehAmelie: i hope the ATST gets in there
Derekwillis: How many troopers do you need to take out before they send Vader himself?
Sevinon: We GTA now?
malsareus: I remember doing this in GTA
TXC2: "put us at red alert!" "we are sir" "well then put us at Crimson or Vermillion alert!"
Gaz_L: "Give it up, Imperials, I have the high ground!"
DandyGeek: death troopers? uh oh
gamingcop: pick up the blastter
dm818: death troopers?
0x6772: Darth Vader walks in.
Desruprot: oooh the Black Armor squad
Gaz_L: @TXC2 "Are you absolutely sure, Sir? It does mean changing the bulb"
jessicatheblack: Benjamin "bloodthirsty" Ulmer
malsareus: can you pick up the heavy blaster?
TehAmelie: that looked like Mark Hamill to anyone else?
felipe_modesto: how we liking outlaws so far?
malsareus: boooo
Sevinon: @TehAmelie 100%
Desruprot: @TehAmelie was he a little short?
Gaz_L: oh no, now they have the high ground
josh___something: so... uhhh
josh___something:
smokebomb?
Sevinon: We have chosen our way to play the game I see
Mangledpixel: nice little pile o' fascists
10of9: It would be so funny if the wanted level could get so high, they just Deathstar the whole planet
TXC2: "you see, each Key Vess was made with a pre set kill limit, knowing this, I sent in wave after wave of stormtroopers"
Sevinon: "stealth game"
Desruprot: and that guy wasn't caring
wasterweiss: you just slaughtered a small village
dm818: This is how I end up playing most Ubisoft stealth games
Sevinon: One day away from retirement
josh___something: Noooo, the droid D;
ScrapyardGhostTrain: You *tried* stealth. Wiggins just runs in & starts blasting.
Earthenone: no witnesses
josh___something: monster
TXC2: No witnesses !
Gaz_L: orc stealth
Volus_dude: stealth by dakka
TXC2: you no see Kay!
Sevinon: I love how we're just like. Cool, guess we'll deal with those death troopers later
Gaz_L: Rebellion? What, like it's hard? - Kay Vess, probably
Earthenone: call the medical driods, but not for me
dm818: Why do we need to reach the death troopers, why are they not coming to us?
wasterweiss: they are afraid
Sevinon: They are scared little babies
Didero: Death Trooper armor is powerful, but clunky, they'd rather not have to walk all the way over here in it
brieandbacon: They're 2.4km away
Gaz_L: Howling Strip? is that near the Howling Mine?
brieandbacon: Can you? Sure. Should you?
Sevinon: "If they didn't want me to play it as a shooter why'd they give me all this health?"
dm818: AT-ST time?
Earthenone: the basics of CQC
Gaz_L: fist fight the AT-ST
josh___something: Oh right the large problem
TheMerricat:
I feel like when they review the security logs for this incident, Darth Vader might pull up and have a word with them about their.... lack of performance.
josh___something: BICHAEL D:<
Sevinon: This game feels rather silly
dm818: I mean Star Wars is rather silly
malsareus: deathpilled until further notice
Desruprot: getting rid of them is likely a good idea
TehAmelie: we just killed like 60 people. maybe. . .we are the death trooper?
TXC2: this feel like when you're wanted in AC2
Sevinon: It's nice to feel wanted
Gaz_L: i mean, there is a corrupt Imp in the city you can bribe to lower your wanted level, i think?
malsareus: detain? not shoot?
TheMerricat: "Once your wanted level maxes out, you'll get a notification that the manhunt has begun and your wanted level will set in at the maximum. Now, you can only remove your wanted level by paying off an imperial officer, dying, or taking out the Death Troopers who have just arrived on the planet to find you. During this time, the Death Trooper event will appear on-screen and your distance to the Death Troopers will be shown just underneath..."
Desruprot:
Earthenone: stelth 100
Gaz_L: lol, she sounds so bored by the whole affair
Sevinon: uh
Didero: oh, DEATH trooper
Stormgod519: that one's tanky
Stormgod519: damn
0x6772: I mean, it's right there in the name.
Derekwillis: WASTED
Gaz_L: GTA rules baybee
malsareus: well the death part is certainly correct
Desruprot: nothing lost
josh___something: lmao
e_bloc: they just mug you
Sevinon: Consequences!
Desruprot: you can make the money up with gambling anyways
malsareus: max out the wanted lvl again
Sevinon: But barely!
Didero: Bichael
malsareus: Brian
0x6772: Proposed speeder name: "Rock Finder"
TXC2: Darth bichael
TehAmelie: Speedy Ortiz
josh___something: well, clearly they don't. We effectively paid us off
e_bloc: so if dying only costs money, and gambling wins us money, gambling makes us invincible
Desruprot: Bike -> Rock
Didero: Or 'Nicole', since she did get your real-world bike back
Stormgod519: @e_bloc ah, Capitalism working as intended
Sevinon: @e_bloc Just like real life
malsareus: time for a gambling run
Sevinon: When do we get a lightsaber?
Sevinon: But I was promised Star Wars
Desruprot: this is not a Jedi tale
Invitare: When does Nix get a lightsaber?
TXC2:
none Jedi left....Damnit Ben
brieandbacon: Nun-Jedi? I thought they were monks?
Desruprot: This is not a tale a Jedi would tell
malsareus:
we get those wristclaws the Predators have
Invitare: who?
TehAmelie: can you imagine if you had a real flying bike? like, just a small spaceship you can ride around on the planet. it would be so unsafe
Sevinon: Never heard of him
Mangledpixel: Hans O'low
TXC2:
Han died, he's weak
malsareus: Jackie Solo?
e_bloc: Ewok #5
Gaz_L: Wedge Antilles!
Didero: now you're just making up words
0x6772: In fairness, Han Solo was killed *with a light saber*.
Sevinon: It's not a tale the jedi told me
vinewood_og: @mangledpixel easy Daniel
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Stormgod519: harry potter. no, wait a minute
malsareus: that door had right of way Ben
Desruprot: The door came into the middle of the road I swear
Inkompetence: A jedi would have known.
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Ben, these are Star Wars fans; they only care about fasci- I mean, Mandalorians. Boba Fett.
Gaz_L: trailer for Ballerina (the Ana de Armas John Wick movie) just came out, and i really want it to be good
Desruprot: big wreck
Invitare: Landolorians?
TehAmelie: can we just move in here? it's got running water and all
brieandbacon: You're not checking behind the waterfalls for treasure? What sort of gamer...
Juliamon: They care about the concept of Boba Fett, not the actual character
Sevinon: Remember, if you drown, the water takes your credits
TXC2:
"people" hated the Book of Fett because it had colours
Volus_dude: atleast there was babby yoda show
Gaz_L: but Friend Arrow is saying to go up!
TXC2: !findquote waterfall
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LithelyUnshod: Acolyte is good
Invitare: speaking of the High Republic
Spluuga: I liked Book of Fett.. just not quite what was expected. ..and quite a lot of camp.
ph0enix__42: Acolyte is real good
josh___something: no secret waterfall tunnel!?! impossible
OmnipotentTrevor: Well you won't be able to. They're taking it off the platform like they did Willow, I heard
brieandbacon: @LRRbot Nelson knows what's up
vinewood_og: BoBF had some good moments. Mando was better.
LithelyUnshod: Sexist chudas
LithelyUnshod: Chuds
Sevinon: Man, the new clipping thing is really awkward
TXC2:
as someone who is very hard to please, being easy to plese is not a bad thing
vinewood_og: Prodigy'd already? Wow, Disney.
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Turns out, streaming platforms were a bad idea.
TXC2: if you can't own it, piracy isn't theft
OmnipotentTrevor: Plus, that way you don't give Disney the rights to kill your family members thanks to the TOS.
10of9: Has the boardgame Star Wars: Outer Rim made its way onto AFK? If not, do you think it's something that might some day / have you heard of it?
Sevinon: @TXC2 See videogame archiving
TXC2: Sevinon exactly
Stormgod519: it's why I sub to people on twitch, and the two channels i have subs for are that way because of this
0x6772: It's *your* risk, Kay, not mine!
OmnipotentTrevor: Which is really silly, because the big expense was the puppets, and they already made those!
TXC2: OmnipotentTrevor Disney dropped that suit, probably because there was no way in hell they were wining it
Invitare: calculated
Stormgod519: im always getting good content ill like on these strems
Derekwillis: That was in his calculations
Sevinon: That's what makes it calculated
brieandbacon: "Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I'm wiling to make"
DrLigmaPhD: Time to find fluids
Gaz_L: Kay Darklighter
TXC2: "what does blue mean?" cuts to sobbing in the shower
malsareus: oooh we gold old credits, those are collectible
Sevinon: @Gaz_L Distinct from darksaber because we don't get a saber
Volus_dude: disney made a huge mistake not making star wars the muppet trilogy.
Gaz_L: i should really listen to those radio versions of the original trilogy
TXC2: whose the one human we keep in a mupet star wars?
Sevinon: Wait, they made radio plays out of them?
TXC2: *who's
Gaz_L: i believe Rian Johnson insisted on Yoda being a puppet in TLJ
dm818: This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them.
Sevinon: @Gaz_L A rare decision from TLJ I can support
BrowneePointz: it was jj
Sevinon: oh
Sevinon: I take that back then
Kentosaurus: Darth Vader?
Stormgod519: lando
uneactrice: Mark Hamil
Stormgod519: R2D2
DrLigmaPhD: Harrison Ford cause he'd hate it
Mr_Bitterness: Lando flirting with muppets
ph0enix__42: Oscar Isaac
Sevinon: @Mr_Bitterness Hell yes
Juliamon: Palpatine already basically is a muppet
Mister_Dee: I'd go with Tarkin
jessicatheblack: or Human ObiWan
dm818: Wasn't palpatine a muppet in the way way back?
uneactrice: Oh better. R2-D2
Trixalicious: Just one stormtrooper, who would be hilarious standing out amongst the muppet stormtrooper s
uneactrice: Or just all the droids.
Sevinon: @Gaz_L huh, intersting
Stormgod519: FN2188
ph0enix__42: "Your pretty tall for a storm trooper"
BrowneePointz: jj Abrams saw his daughter? Or Simon Peggs? on production stage and she was so enraptured by the old physical Yoda puppet JJ INSISTED on practical effects for the sequel trilogy @loadingreadyrun
Gaz_L: you mispronounced Muppet Christmas Carol, Ben
Stormgod519: @ph0enix__42 LOL
10of9: I mean, they could just make Kermit the Emperor
uneactrice: Yeah, Treasure Island is great. Tim Curry is just the greatest.
Spluuga: The smurfs but Emperor Palpatine is Gargamel..
Stormgod519: Stars wars Muppet Christmas Carol Holiday Special...
Volus_dude: muppets the treasure island is a rare case where movie is better than book
malsareus: Big Bird as Darth Vader
BrowneePointz: Most Wanted had evil Kermit
uneactrice: But one fo those movies has Tim Curry.
Didero: They should add Muppet cards to Lorcana...
BrowneePointz: sorry, I love the aesthetic of treasure planet but overall as a film it’s kind of flat
Gaz_L: yo, the radio version of Empire has JOHN LITHGOW as Yoda?!
Jillexie: Only one has Tim Curry
raulghoulia: "Luke incoming message from the Big Giant Head"
BrowneePointz: but John Rzenik’s I’m still here coming off of TWO Phil Collins composed Disney movies was PEAK Ben
Gaz_L: i was thinking Dick from Third Rock lol
TXC2: Man the muffin?!
Stormgod519: Married to the muffin man, she is?!?
TXC2: to me John Lithgow is the bad guy from Cliffhanger
malsareus: so we turning on this old reactor long without maintenance
Invitare: don't worry, it's only the massive reactor of a centuries old crashed High Republic cruiser
dm818: powering up an ancient rusty fusion reactor seems sketch
Invitare: nothing can go wrong
DrLigmaPhD: I feel. like this is how you end up highly irradiated
TXC2:
Nuclear reactors can't explode, it's fine
0x6772: Hey, quick question before I flip this on… what's "reacting" in this reactor? Does it go "boom"?
raulghoulia: movie Twilight Zone taking over for William Shatner
Kentosaurus: Harry and the Hendersons
TheAinMAP: For a certain definition of "worked."
Gaz_L: i was an ALF kid
TXC2: Kentosaurus now there's a blast from the past
BrowneePointz: L3-37, a robot so hot even Lando wanted to Bone them
Stormgod519: Fucking Liar...
Sevinon: Ben, just want to say, thanks for a fun amusing PiF on a sick day
Didero: Wait, Starlight Beacon? That's High Republic stuff, no?
10of9:
what if they made muppet versions of all the Avengers movies
BrowneePointz: Also, yes, chat, if you’ve never watched Brother Bear Phil Collins did the soundtrack for that as well not just Tarzan. And if you haven’t listened to it, you should because it’s just as much of a banger and in someways even better than Tarzan.
Gaz_L: anyone here ever hear Demi Adejuyigbe's 'lost Childish Gambino them from Solo'?
josh___something: i think we found the catch
Gaz_L: *theme
Sevinon:
TehAmelie: Pastoria sounds like a pastoral idyll
TherapyforNarwhals: Are you enjoying the game? I only saw your first stream of it, have we gambled well?
Invitare: just High Republic things
Didero: Oh yeah, this is High Republic, that means this stuff is a few centuries old
BrowneePointz: oh hey High Republic Novel and Comics lore
TheAinMAP: They were a fast typer.
BrowneePointz: This ship would’ve crashed about 200 years ago?
TherapyforNarwhals: That's a W gambling simulator
0x6772: May have to do some interim gambling for extra lives.
BrowneePointz: I can’t remember if the high Republic novels are 160 years before episode one or if they were 300?
Sevinon: So it's like the Witcher where the main game is Gwent
Mr_Bitterness: It's in teh Caslte... Aaaarrrggghhh
bosku: Have I missed any new SW slang/phrases?
Volus_dude: enemy mine had well done alien baby
bosku: @Volus_dude spoilers? =P
Demon_Vanilla: He just played a lot of video games and knows its important to leave behind lore bits in case his/her ship goes down
BrowneePointz: okay yea this ship crashed 200ish years ago Ben. for reference
bosku: any you can walk away from
Juliamon: My sister has only played 3 and loved it, it probably can stand alone
Sevinon: I never played the first two
vinewood_og: Witcher 3 is great. Had it on PS4 and PC. Never made it very far though weirdly....
Sevinon: Didn't matter
uneactrice: You learn a good bit of the lore when playing 3
bosku: Its good when a game can give you the background needed
PhanTom_lt: just read one of the books
Gaz_L: 2 isn't too bad
raulghoulia: I did the same thing, Ben. but then I jumped into 3 and it was amzing
malsareus: 2 is like 3
Gaz_L: 1 is very dated, tho
dm818: You could read the books too
DoomBringerIL: witcher 3 is long enough for 3 games EZZZ
malsareus: 1 is quite dated
PhanTom_lt: it can stand alone easily
NathanLonghair: 1 is awful, 2 is ok
Sevinon: Yep
Neddy471: Witcher 3 gives you very good backfill on 1 and 2. As a person who gave up about 1/2 way through 1, and about 1 hour into 2.
Cptasparagus: I'm a big believer in StarWars games/stories without Jedi in them, but it would be real weird if they made a Witcher game without a Witcher in it
otakubox0: I only played the first one and 3 and things mostly made sense, If I remember there's also a lot of reminders of lore in the game itself
Stormgod519: unrelated, ive been meaning to start unpacking. ive heard its amazing
Invitare: next month
Mr_Bitterness: Next month
BrowneePointz: next month
Mr_Bitterness: There were like 6 hour previews for people
Gaz_L: Veilgard AND Metaphor are both out in October
Mr_Bitterness: I'm sure someone did
Invitare: sure are a lot of explosive barrels in this room
bosku: Oh, was this supposed to be a High Republic ship?
dm818: Why do I feel like Waka is being held hostage?
BrowneePointz: also the first Blumhouse Horror Game, the psx retro one drops like next week Ben
Invitare: @bosku yes
Stormgod519: probably lik 5hrs 59 minutes
BrindleBoar: a roomful of consoles?
Jillexie: Origins is very good
Sevinon: Divinity Original Sin 2?
Gaz_L: Divinity Original Sin 2
Gaz_L: yeah
uneactrice: Think she would like Persona 5?
DoomBringerIL: pillars of eternity is very good
Mr_Bitterness: Steam Friends and Family would work
BrowneePointz: pillars of eternity 1/2 or Wrath of the Righteous
BrindleBoar: Tyranny is an interesting CRPG, although it's god a lot of downer moments
raulghoulia: just picked up a new game Bloomtown which is Persona 5 with Stardew and Disco Elysium mechanics
BrindleBoar: *got
Sevinon: Lol, just go back to Neverwinter Nights (I do not recommend this choice)
Mr_Bitterness: Oh Persona games are pretty great if she doesn't mind some japanese daily life sim
BrowneePointz: kingmaker is fiiiine. Wrath of the Righteous is Great. also there’s 40k Rogue Trader as well Ben!
Volus_dude: dishonored is good game,
Riiiiiiis: I loved Neverwinter Nights
Didero: Playing Baldur's Gate 3 as one of your first games and not immediately getting overwhelmed is impressive
DoomBringerIL: a bit dated though
Jillexie: Oh man, NWN
DaSunao: I only know of Neverwinter Knights through references in MegaTokyo
jessicatheblack:
the Neverwinter MMO was great if it wasnt so buggy
NathanLonghair: my gf is loving Bloomtown, playing it right now ☺️
Sevinon: I had friends who ran custom campaigns in NWN
Sevinon: Never messed with any of that stuff myself
TheAinMAP:
raulghoulia: ‘Ere comes HALFLING DEATH!'
Mr_Bitterness: I remember Deekin, the best kobold budy from NWN
DoomBringerIL: have u tried pillars / tyranny? really great rpgs that remind of BG2 but with modern interface
TehAmelie: after Disco Elysium i don't know what games could offer writing of the same quality. the Planescape series, maybe
BrowneePointz: Oh yea! they showed off a cool new rpg at TGS last night/this morning that looks like a Chrono Trigger send up Ben
RuningOnBravado: The sound track right now reminds me of half life
RuningOnBravado: I mean, Half life 2
josh___something: so, we were totally sold out right?
Invitare: yeah I can't play CRPGs. I've tried. They just never grab me
DoomBringerIL: iso rpgs yup
Sevinon: Going right
bosku: I was hoping the npc was going to reverse boom the protag
Sevinon: Hud has him up top
0x6772: "Its a trap!" was *right there*.
Invitare: betrayed!
Stormgod519: called it
Stormgod519: lol
Invitare: double betrayed!
Stormgod519: Vail?
bosku: Need 3 more shots in the back
Stormgod519: We in Colorado?
Didero: Aw, I was hoping Waka would kill Vess and then we got to play as Waka
Stormgod519: wow
Stormgod519: I was sus of waka
TherapyforNarwhals: You were gambling with trust all along
raulghoulia: Ben's never been so betrayed
HungryTanuki: Run Ben !
Stormgod519: What just happened to Vail?
Sevinon: Vail shot first
malsareus: good doublecross
Stormgod519: If our little critter dies imma be so pissed
TXC2: turns out we were the Solo all along
Volus_dude: but waka did it for what he loved
Gaz_L: so, the weird thing is... it kind of is, it just is structured and told... weirdly
Invitare: Droid alert! Droid alert!
bosku: Droid!
Didero: Sure, take out the fun alien just to shove more humans in our face
BrowneePointz:
and he didn’t even get to say maklunkey 
Stormgod519: What the hell?
Didero: Droid!
Invitare: BX Battle Droid!
TXC2: Roger roger!
uneactrice: It's the Terminator.
Sevinon: I am the droid you're looking for
BrowneePointz: THE FUCKABLE DROID
TherapyforNarwhals: He's easily the coolest droid ever
Stormgod519: That detonator...
bosku: Sad he is no Mr. BOOONES
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Why do people try to punch droids?
BrowneePointz: Who made this droid hot!
A_Dub888: "Congratulations, you are being rescued. Please do not resist."
Gaz_L: BX droid in a cool coat
Stormgod519: Now This Is Pod Racing!
A_Dub888: @BrowneePointz You're hot
BrowneePointz: lies
Didero: Those droids aren't supposed to be this sentient
BrowneePointz: commando droid
bosku: Droid commando
Jillexie: Commando battledroids
Invitare: no, you're thinking of Magna Guards
TheAinMAP: Droid commandos.
Didero: They're very agile battle droid. Assassin droids
ScrapyardGhostTrain: This BX has a "slutty dorito chest" according to Wiggins.
bosku: they came out in Clone Wars cartoon yeah
0x6772: But his one has a cool coat!
BrowneePointz: the ENTIRE internet was horny for this guy when they showed him off in Previews
Didero: But yeah, those droids aren't supposed to be able to talk, are they?
Sevinon: I could never get into it
Invitare: BX droids can talk
Gaz_L: no, they talk
bosku: Oh the last season is gahghhagha
Invitare: they can pretend to be clone troopers
Stormgod519: I know my boy heavy didnt die for that droid to just come back and be fine
TXC2: the regular droids could talk
Gaz_L: they just have a deeper voice than the normal battle droids
Volus_dude: hk-47 or k-2so would be good droid buddy
Sevinon: Clone Wars mini series cartoon on the other hand
BrowneePointz: they gave him a Dorito chest, a tiny waist, slung his holster off his “hips “and then gave him a deep voice. They knew what they were doing with this droid
A_Dub888: @BrowneePointz There was a time when the Internet WASN'T horny?
Didero: Wow, for some reson I forgot normal battle droids can also talk
Gaz_L: i appreciate that Star Wars has adopted capes as visual shorthand for a specific kind of smug/suave
bosku: ohhh beskar ohhh
Sevinon: @Gaz_L All because of a certain man's rampant charisma
Spluuga: ah yes the lando half cloak.. gotta be the lando fill in
BrindleBoar: we're putting together one last heist
bosku: @Gaz_L Does it could for Bail?
A_Dub888: "You're already dead Kay" Kay: NANI
jessicatheblack: LOL
Stormgod519: Damn, more Capitalism
jessicatheblack: Tell em Ulmer!
Stormgod519: Ben makes a good point
DrLigmaPhD: Capes are classless ben
TherapyforNarwhals: Star wars is just full of rich looking broke dudes I gues
josh___something: to be fair, the cape IS cool
TehAmelie: and that haircut looks really expensive
Stormgod519: Dude acting like the democratic party
Sevinon: People like us, the well caped
Trixalicious: It used to be a whole cloak, now he has to make do with a cape.
brieandbacon: People like "us"?
BrowneePointz: counterpoint, Sliro has a FANCIER cape
brieandbacon: Naaaah
0x6772: It was a heist movie all along!
TherapyforNarwhals: *insert suicide squad here*
raulghoulia: this game is playing with Ben's emotions
bosku: ya SoB, I'm in!
Gaz_L: yeah, this game is paced super weird to me
Stormgod519: Droid is pretty honest lol
Invitare: Wakka just wasn't good enough for your crew
bosku: @Stormgod519 takes more energy to lie, right?
DoomBringerIL: גdo robots believe?
josh___something: "If you follow the plan, no one gets hurt" Press X to Doubt
BrowneePointz: I’m still just cackling and Andy’s design
BrowneePointz: at*
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HungryTanuki: Ben no D:
Stormgod519: @bosku yeah.
jessicatheblack: Ben... focused on whats "important"
DrLigmaPhD: We simply must fuck the droid
malsareus: smooch the droid?
uneactrice: I mean. He asked if you were ready,,,
BrowneePointz: Ben, yes. That’s what I’m saying. Why did they make that droid so hot!
Didero: I don't think the CIS really designed their war machines for fuckability, sadly
vinewood_og: "Don't Date Robots!" as Futurama said
Gaz_L: i've learned not to get my hopes up after Midnight Suns wouldn't let you smooch Captain Marvel
0x6772: Re: fucking the droid, that's what that always on vibration mode for the controller was.
malsareus: Ben, take the droid out for an oilchange first
BrowneePointz: I wanna know who in the art team designed him
bosku: Gotta get Droid Consent before Droid Smooches
Stormgod519: LOL
bosku: Oil Bath
Cptasparagus: you don't drain and refill Nicole regularly?
Stormgod519: LOL
brieandbacon: What a question
Stormgod519: damn
Cptasparagus:
TherapyforNarwhals: Thanks I love to hate it lmao
BrowneePointz: also a reminder chat that commando droids are sentient and sapient, and therefore also deserving of consent aside from any horny jokes I am making
vinewood_og:
bosku: hawt
A_Dub888: @BrowneePointz Data spike responsibly
Stormgod519: What's your sexuality if you're in love with a robot?
brieandbacon: Continuous! Enthusiastic! Consent!
Gaz_L: the fake hardwood flooring comes off kind of tacky to me
Stormgod519: does that make you Phyrexian?
uneactrice: I know this love story arc. It's called enemies to lovers...
BrowneePointz: it makes you lando
TXC2:
Stormgod519 only if you're all oily
BrowneePointz: lando wanted to marry 13-37
Sevinon: "If that's your real name"
Stormgod519: @TXC2 i mean, we talked about giving him an oil change, so...
Invitare: I don't know. I think you should stay out of the blaster-proof droid's way personally
Stormgod519: @BrowneePointz good point...
malsareus: stay behind the droid is my advice
HungryTanuki:
Ooooh, the music 
A_Dub888: @Stormgod519 partial or compleat
A_Dub888: @A_Dub888 ?
bosku: I'm gonna give that ship a B-. fun design, but I could use a touch of asymmetry
0x6772: Wouldn't be a Star Wars without Tatooine.
Didero: Ugh, of course we're going back to friggin' Tatooine...
Sevinon: Ah, the real game begins again
DoomBringerIL: is akiva jewisj?
BrowneePointz: let’s go to Kijimi!
BrowneePointz: see new places!
HungryTanuki: Weeee !
Invitare: Kijimi is nice
A_Dub888: Is Kijimi where Anakin's lightsaber wound up because reasons?
Stormgod519: @A_Dub888 I mean, if it's a real relationship it eventually gets to compleation
Stormgod519:
TXC2:
Stormgod519 as Jace and Vraska found out
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Stormgod519: @TXC2 indeed
noSmokeFire: "let me tell you about my gunpla"
Invitare: this guy loves the villainous tangent
Sevinon: God he looks like a prick
Stormgod519: This dude just came from the planet of Westeros
Invitare: I mean, she WAS working alone
Invitare: for most of it
UtilityPunk: Sliro, there's a name you can trust!
BrowneePointz: oh snap. we stole a super ship
TXC2: so this is the villain you say?
Sevinon: Man, this is just reminding me I need to play more Everspace
Jillexie: New syndicate in your list
BrowneePointz: but is Queen Ashiga Hot?
noSmokeFire: "spice runners" sounds like this droid is afraid of people who season their food
Chronomos901: british behavior
noSmokeFire: "the durasteel plating alone cost TENS of dollars!"
malsareus: how much did you find though?
Invitare: got to have that dramatic approach
0x6772: Durasteel's really hard to find for Sliro: he never leaves his house.
TXC2: "neither do I, but it SOUNDS expensive, and I can scam people on the stockmartket with it!"
raulghoulia: aren't You a pirate?
Sevinon: Man, I should really go to bed. gnight all. Good luck with more gamba
TXC2: so long Sevinon sleep well
Jillexie: You can get rep and credits if you help kill pirates attacking a syndicates ships.
0x6772: Music is really excited.
Jillexie: They can hide in the nebula. You can't lock on to them when they are in it.
BrowneePointz: see if the clan ship is still under fire?
Gaz_L: @raulghoulia Kay is a general ne'er do well
A_Dub888: @BrowneePointz Hard to be under anything in space
TehAmelie: can you walk around in the ship while it's flying?
Jillexie: New Sabacc tables
Stormgod519: crash land?
TehAmelie: knock on wood. . .
Invitare: Ashiga
BrowneePointz: A CHADRA FAN
Jillexie: Chadra-fan
BrowneePointz: OMGOMGK@GOMGOMGOMG
Stormgod519: dang
Stormgod519: yeah
TXC2: !break
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Kentosaurus: I support eliminating prerolls
TehAmelie: it feels so much more like you're really in space if you can look out at it from your spaceship windows. but i don't know any games that allow it
Omthebox: There's a few but it turns out having an engine that lets you interact with a moving object as if you're stationary in the game is a might dificult.
BrowneePointz: There is a game that allows it, but it is less of a game and more of a money laundering scheme
BrowneePointz: yea this is a Star Citizen joke
Omthebox: Ah good ol Star Citizen
TehAmelie: i understood that reference
Omthebox: I've played it some. Neat game all in all
BrowneePointz: I have a friend who has pumped over two grand into it and I feel so sorry for him
malsareus: 1 day, at the turning of the cycles when the old gods return, Star Citizen will actually launch
Omthebox: I'm not sure it will ever "launch" but they are doing things no game has done before. So... that's cool
TehAmelie: didn't Forbes investigate them and found several giant holes in the budget?
Omthebox: I dont doub tit
BrowneePointz: chat I have breaking news
Omthebox: Is it brownies
malsareus: cheese is good?
BrowneePointz: Chile Verde is still god damn delicious
Juliamon: mmm
Omthebox: That does sound good
BrowneePointz: it is. also I don’t know who composed this game but they are lifting heavily from Mandalorian’s book
Didero: @BrowneePointz I went to IMDB to look it up, and of course Dee Bradley Baker is in this, as the voice of Nix
Gaz_L: huh, i only just found out that they printed Rusko and Oracle Of The Alpha in paper for the new Mystery Booster product
BrowneePointz: looks like a guy who worked on SWTOR and the battletech/shadowrun composers
TehAmelie: i'm gonna make something with beans and lentils tomorrow. any spontaneous chili suggestions?
TXC2: and we're back
thatguysteve2709: Yes @gaz_l they did and they are expensive
TheAinMAP:
TehAmelie: oh hi
TXC2: BIG STRETCH
TehAmelie: back with a brand new planet!
Stormgod519: damn
Stormgod519: awwwwwwww
BrowneePointz: @tehamelie any curries with beans and lentils?
Gaz_L: @thatguysteve2709 no worries, i can just sell my copy of Docksid- oh
BrowneePointz: otherwise I have a Star Wars themed stew recipe I could share
Gaz_L: (i joke, i only own one cuz i have the precon it came in)
Didero: Vess is terrible at her job, isn't she
thatguysteve2709: I think those bans are not as bad as people believe but tanked secondary market
Juliamon: Kay, you need to talk less.
Gaz_L: "I'm too stupid to be working for your enemies"
Stormgod519: Kay, shut up
Stormgod519: Bullshit
noSmokeFire: I like how they gave Kay Han Solo's suavity and skills at deception (zero)
BrowneePointz: Wait, is this the planet that gets exploded in episode nine?
Invitare: you can be friends with everyone
Jillexie: Yes
TehAmelie: i think we'll table the food for now
Juliamon: I wanna cuddle it
BrowneePointz: WAIT THIS IS THE EPISODE 9 PLANET!
Gaz_L: i like the snow effect on the clothes
BrowneePointz: WHERE IS BABU FRIK!?
TehAmelie: i wanna put a cart behind it
noSmokeFire: "I want YOU to arrest ME"
Kentosaurus: @noSmokeFire Lol
Didero: Why would you immediately say that to a stranger
Juliamon: Kay, that's an inside thought
0x6772: Is that price more or less than the credits lost to "death"?
noSmokeFire: @Didero Kay's got a dishonest face
Invitare: new planet, new food
Juliamon: ODEN
TheAinMAP:
brieandbacon: Ah yeah, snack game!!
0x6772: One overwrought eating game, please!
TehAmelie: is this planet Space Tibet?
Cptasparagus: this IS monster hunter
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: monster hunter food montage
uneactrice: It's so cute!
Juliamon: Soup dumpling?
Didero: That may be a bit too much salt
Gaz_L: Star Wars Monster Hunter could be a cool idea, actually
Jillexie: Ice
TXC2: is it dry ice ?
Gaz_L: fighting Krayt Dragons and such
TehAmelie: that is a fancy bowl
noSmokeFire: what happens if you eat badly?
UtilityPunk:
QTE eating game 
BrowneePointz: I see Star Wars uses the superior utensil
TXC2: Nix is a messy eater
Juliamon: Nix is splashing you with bugs
Didero: Killing Storm Troopers is usually some form of self-defense, but I don't want to kill majestic animals just for the heck of it
toady0s: does not look sanitary
OmnipotentTrevor: Kay just walks away from the table covered in food
0x6772: ow ow ow ow ow
Didero: Vess you idiot
TehAmelie: just use some hot soup jeez
TXC2: PUT WATER ON IT!
Stormgod519: aw
UtilityPunk:
noSmokeFire: that's some Dark Pictures shit
Stormgod519: poor baby
NathanLonghair: I want her to just look at the spoon and then smash it into her forehead when she misses
uneactrice: poor Nyx
Jillexie: To be fair, she comes from a desert planet. Likely hasn't been an issue before.
Stormgod519: no damn cuty
Stormgod519: eels?
TheAinMAP:
Gaz_L: @Jillexie Cantonica isn't a desert, is it?
TXC2: was that an egg the whole time or something ?
Invitare: it was ice
Jillexie: It is
TehAmelie: oh yeah maybe Kay has never seen ice
Invitare: the eels were frozen
OmnipotentTrevor: This is the most elaborate eating I've ever seen in a video game. People put a lot of work into this.
TXC2: Invitare ah ok
wildpeaks: so cute
Invitare: larvae and eels. So good
Juliamon: Nix happiness max
noSmokeFire: literally soupmaxxed
wildpeaks: Nix happiness is its own reward
BrowneePointz: yknow, at least out the the uh…shit show..that episode 9 was, I DID enjoy this planet/sequence.
dumbo3k: Boy, that place looks cold
Didero:
eh, we're never near explosions anyway
dumbo3k: Yuuup
Jillexie: Yes
Jillexie: That belt is the best
0x6772: Or, and bear with me here, 'cause this is an out there idea: gambling?
Jillexie: Survivalist gear also restores all health when you are out of combat.
Didero:
@0x6772 Not sure Ben is into that sort of thing
BrowneePointz: @didero give it about 30 years and this entire planet will be near an explosion
Gaelan_Maestro: do you need to equip or is it auto?
0x6772: @Didero I really think he should just give it a chance.
Didero:
@BrowneePointz Seeing as how bad Vess is at almost everything she does, I don't think she'll make it that long
Nigouki: aww heck this is the end of the stream, into the VOD I go!
Gaz_L: pricey pants
TehAmelie: refectory is such a fun word. it's where we replenish our feck
noSmokeFire: actual factual fancy pants
Bruceski: the icons in the lower left freaked me out for a second, they looked just right on my screen that I thought Twitch had changed their interface.
BrowneePointz: it’s kind of wild how Darth Maul was able to set up a Syndicate this extensive this quickly while hiding from Sidious
dumbo3k: @TehAmelie but I'm all out of Fecks to give!
TehAmelie: that's just when you need to get refecked
0x6772: Score!
bosku: Was this the planet from Rise of Skywalker?
BrowneePointz: yes
Didero: Man, I should rewatch Episode 9 (despite it being how it is), I don't remember this place at all, or much of anything from that movie...
bosku: What crew mate is being hunted for?
noSmokeFire: @bosku safecracker
bosku: Thanks!
BrowneePointz: its the planet they blow up with those experimental star destroyers @didero and Babu Frik
Jillexie: When you hear people talking, look to see if a "listen" point is nearby to gather Intel.
TehAmelie: i've been called a safe cracker
Didero: @BrowneePointz That only very vaguely rings a bell, but thanks
0x6772: cool, heist movie became a jail break movie!
BrowneePointz: also had the cool cyborg lady that Poe dated apparently
dumbo3k: I love Ank
TXC2: Episode 9 would have been so much better if they had had the guts to do the double turn
Stormgod519: brb chat
elkuloaxeman: when is this set in the starwars timeling
Stormgod519: gotta grab a bite to eat
Didero: Is there... low roller stuff?
UtilityPunk:
BrowneePointz: after Hoth before rotj
TXC2: elkuloaxeman around episode 6 ish time
bosku: Kinda wanted one of the droid tech puppets to show up
Invitare: syndicates sometimes have tables in their area
elkuloaxeman: @TXC2 thanks
Gaz_L: it's practice!
Jillexie: If you don't get caught, then who cares?
0x6772: "No one will think to look there, and nobody could possibly hear me talking about it really loud in this bar in the [checks notes] Thieves Quarter"
Didero: @elkuloaxeman More like Episode 5, it isn't too long after the Battle of Hoth, apparently
BrowneePointz: a reminder that the time between ep 5 and 6 was 2 or 3 years
Gaz_L: a whole multimedia project in between!
Gaz_L: (I liked Shadows Of The Empire)
BrowneePointz: you also had to play the battlefront 2 campaign to find out where they came from
A_Dub888: Ya know who's not a wiener? Benjamin Ulmer
BrowneePointz: genius move on that Disney >.>
Wolfstrike_NL: BIgger gambles?! Heck yea
Gaz_L: not here to make friends
0x6772: Couldn't you just… give him a ride home? I mean, sure, more gambling sooner, but…
TehAmelie: i'm not feeling a lot of fame for all our sabacc cred
elkuloaxeman: gambling is fun
JKBalch: Gamble well and become immortal
Mangledpixel: the First Order were kinda supposed to be weiners, being based on the alt right
UtilityPunk:
Time to make bank
BrowneePointz: not even just the alt right
OmnipotentTrevor: The way it was kind of just the Empire back in charge again made the previous movies feel like the kinda didn't matter a little
BrowneePointz: The battlefront two campaign, explicitly states that it was a failsafe that the emperor had made of loyalists to go to the unknown regions and recoup
Didero: Considering the original Empire were based on the Nazis, it makes sense to base the First Order on the people that like the Nazis
TehAmelie: ooh, fame!
BrowneePointz: So closer to Argentina post 1940s
dumbo3k: You
TXC2: the problem with the new movies is that resistance is exactly that, a resistance and not, you know, the actual government shutting the first order down
dumbo3k: You'll need to be friendly with the Pyke or the Crimson Dawn, to use the table in their zones
TehAmelie: oh no, we have to be friends with Pyke after all!
TXC2: gambling makes us do strange things
Critterbot: Impostor.
BrowneePointz: I mean…one of the biggest issues of the sequels is doing a 30 year time skip and making the universe that way and then doing nothing to leverage why the galaxy is in that state or how it got there @txc2
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TXC2: BrowneePointz indeed
Gaz_L: double impostor, maximum gamba!
RayFK: Okay wait how do other players not get very suspicious at this
Stormgod519: hi Jordan
0x6772: @RayFK Video games!
Stormgod519: also I have no idea what's going on
Juliamon: other players do get very suspicious
Mangledpixel: trust in the dice
TehAmelie: Nix is clearly nearly invisible
elkuloaxeman: ah yes blatent cheeting
Juliamon: We can get kicked out
TXC2: RayFK fuzzy critter moving make brain make the happy chems, thus forgetting
shendaras: Do you have to roll twice or do they just get the same number?
RayFK: @Juliamon I stand corrected
Invitare: yeah some of these are ruthless
Juliamon: (they actually make you cheat and get caught in the tutorial)
DoUEvenPly: I am so confused on whats happening
BrowneePointz: The more I see this, the more I definitely want to see you all play some kessel Sabacc on afk some day
Stormgod519: HOLY!
dumbo3k: Never Punished!
Stormgod519: GG
BTownMC: yaaaasss
Critterbot:
Sacked out!
TXC2: EDGE
Invitare: I genuinely think Imposter is rigged
0x6772: Best Sabacc player in the galaxy!
Jillexie: Luck of the devil
Stormgod519: pfft
Stormgod519: wow
UtilityPunk:
Almost too easy
TheAinMAP:
Mangledpixel: told you, heart of the dice!
noSmokeFire: use the force
Mangledpixel: and you can draw either from the discard piles or the decks
BrowneePointz: I think hyperspace props is working on a Kessel set btw. (classic sabacc has a 74??72? card 4 suit deck)
dumbo3k: There is only 1 Sylop in each suite, and having both Sylops is the absolute best hand in the game, beats all others
0x6772: Run back two traitors!
Invitare: he also has a sylop, it was in the discard at the start
Jillexie: Imposter
DoUEvenPly: Thank you for explaining. Unfortunately my brain overheated and shut down 1/3 of the way through that explanation.
TXC2: !events
0x6772: I mean, I was joking, but…
elkuloaxeman: do it
Kentosaurus: Go for the roll!
Jillexie: Do it!
otakubox0: Show em whos the best sabbac player!
Mangledpixel: you've got the chips to go for it
UtilityPunk: Never punished
dumbo3k: Punished!
TehAmelie: you have to let them win sometimes to keep them happy right
TXC2: Ben has lost in order to make his final victory all the sweeter
Gaz_L: the dealing animation is so smooth, very satisfying
0x6772: slick
Stormgod519: HOLY MOLY
josh___something: ez
Stormgod519: yoink!
Jillexie: Never punsihed
BrowneePointz: @douevenply 2 suits, 2 card hand, 1’s high, there’s a wild card(imposter) where you roll 2 dice and pick 1 and a “ace”(sylops) that shares the value of your other card
Invitare: outplayed
BTownMC: 6
dumbo3k: I think its in the top right?
Jillexie: 2 I nthw upper right ocrner
BTownMC: it was 2
TXC2: lets do this!
Jillexie: 2 was the best, followed by 1, 3, 4, 5, 6
dumbo3k: They do still have a shift token
Invitare: same garbage as you
UtilityPunk: Garbage vs garbage, we can do this
Gaz_L: was their 4 red or yellow?
Bruceski: so rolling a 1 2 or 3 wins
Bruceski: the 3 was a sure thing
BTownMC: yup
shendaras:
Critterbot: Nice!
protojman: way to go!!
BTownMC: thats cool
TheAinMAP:
TXC2: Benjamin "can't lose" Ulmer
Stormgod519: well done
saucemaster5000: More like SaBetter lukc next time!
Jillexie: Now go to the Crimson Dawn area for the table and shift tokens there.
Stormgod519: damn
josh___something: Nooooo
BTownMC: time flies
Stormgod519: can we gamble to extend the strem?
dumbo3k: I do not believe it. I refuse to believe it
josh___something: stream forever D:
TXC2: thanks for streaming Ben
TheAinMAP: !next
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0x6772: Is it his sushi plastic model?
Earthenone: its a plastic modl of sushi, declas unrelated
BrowneePointz: Ben is going to join an Edge of the Empire campaign and his obligation will be a massive Sabacc addiction
Stormgod519: cedh on fnfp again when?
TXC2: !events
Stormgod519: fnpf*
TXC2: Live HYPE
TheAinMAP:
TXC2: last Balatro as well
Didero: Thanks for the stream!
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Wolfstrike_NL: *munching sounds*
protojman: have a great one!
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shendaras:
TXC2: Goodnight everybody
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