LRRMTG | Duskmourne Drafting

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 Earthenone: yeah its weird how many people thought when they exchanged a 100$ bill for a card they still had 100$
 Mythallian: anyone that yelled at Olivia and eat rocks
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EvilBadman: @Earthenone I got terrible news for those folks about worldly possessions once we shuffle off this coil.
graal_smith: Technically Bloomburrow is the cutest thing you can draft
Spades_Slicc: What do we think is better Delirium GB, BR, or Jund?
Spades_Slicc: or gr i guess
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BrindleBoar: not now, microsoft
Sogheim: Zimone needs a devoted deck, but she's strong
 Cptasparagus: creepy peepee!
 Earthenone: i imagine we can sac used up rooms
Spades_Slicc: Zimone needs a mathmatician to pilot the deck
 Earthenone: on color rare!
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 Cptasparagus: is that a nose or a butt
 Mr_Horrible: yeah, the Hands Guy has been doing work as a common
 Earthenone: is it time to bargle?
 uneactrice: that mountain cycler is nice
 uneactrice: Bedhead Beastie
 Earthenone: is that a red remobal spell?
 Earthenone: did someone tell you to stop yet?
 uneactrice: Yeah exile powerful in this set
 kumatsu: I had a couple Arabella decks and she did a LOT of work
 Diabore: rg is the delirium deck
 uneactrice: ooooo pyroclasm
 ghizmou: it s actually ok
 rentar42: chandelier is for the super-slow durdle deck at risk of self-milling, very niche
 uneactrice: all the manifests
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 Earthenone: its WotC allowed to say lets play? (i vaugely remember a lot of youtube lawsuits on lets plays)
 ghizmou: its a sorcery
 ghizmou: it s a 4/4 flying
 uneactrice: she's all about rooms
 Diabore: also in the manifest dread deck, you mill fast
 ghizmou: trial is real hot
 Diabore: teeth teeth teeth
 Diabore: live or die is also GAS
EvilBadman: It is not that spooky
 ghizmou: this whole set is about spooky, like double pip spooky
 TehAmelie: there was the idea to go mono red
 ghizmou: It might wheel...
 uneactrice: hand that feeds is annoying to play against
 ghizmou: baseline is gravedigger
 Diabore: this doll is so abandoned she came over from the last pack
 ghizmou: ghost's rat start playing
 Diabore: pyro kills a lot of our deck
 LurkerSpine: 3 hands seems like a lot
 ghizmou: fear of lost teeth also pings it dead
 Diabore: being able to equip it to your own creature in a pinch and still getting them to sac is great
 ghizmou: we have to landcycler.... we could cut a land....
 ghizmou: *two
 Diabore: our deck is so expensive
 Diabore: we have a 6 and two 5's
 Earthenone: im disapointed "hand that feeds" was not a bite effect
 ghizmou: cultist is also delirium
 Diabore: ship it
 ghizmou: what's our card type spread?
mrverbal: seems a decent starting point
 Earthenone: we have some manifests to "mill"
 TheWriterAleph: the scariest opponent of all
 TehAmelie: who's this clown?
 ghizmou: do we think they had that username before the set came out?
 Earthenone: ~whichclown
 Diabore: game noises so loud
 TehAmelie: the opponent's side of the room is much nicer than ours ;_;
 Diabore: pssah, we have nature, they have tv brain rot
 rentar42: that looks like it could perfectly eat some glass
 ghizmou: it s great with the puppet we played earlier
 Diabore: glass means we can attack
 Diabore: and hold up winter's
 TehAmelie: i don't think "nature" is the word for what those eyeball flowers are
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 TehAmelie: fire up Balatro
drewm1022: Send in...the clowns...
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 TehAmelie: do you think t his is the real Deadmau5?
 Mr_Horrible: his swamp snatched, his fit divine
 Mr_Horrible: no this is clearly a live m4u5
 singinnonsense: better then your snatch being swamped
 TehAmelie: a cunning disguise
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 rentar42: savior can bring all the others back
 LurkerSpine: I would take savior
Flyingdelorion: Well...
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 Marvoleath: 
 rentar42: it's not that wiled ... they are way ahead on board
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  BTownMC: lol.. i couldnt see adam at first.. blending in with the map
  BTownMC: which is dopeF
 rentar42: manifest dread manifesting a manifest dread is good
 singinnonsense: wait that's manifest dread showing 2 manifest dread
  BTownMC: this table is soooo nice
 Marvoleath: !card returned cultist
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 Marvoleath: !card resurrected cultist
  LRRbot: Resurrected Cultist [2B] | Creature — Human Cleric [4/1] | Delirium — {2}{B}{B}: Return Resurrected Cultist from your graveyard to the battlefield with a finality counter on it. Activate only if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard and only as a sorcery.
DAC169: sorry I'm late. what kind of deck was drafted? 
 Daggerpeak: really gotta hand it to em
 rentar42: @DAC169 "I'm gonna play another 2/2" is not a bad summary
 uneactrice: byeeee
 TehAmelie: our deck is Delirium Stuff, i think
DAC169: @rentar42 
 Daggerpeak: its an uncommon
 Daggerpeak: thanks for asking
 TheWriterAleph: brother eww
 Mr_Horrible: Rac Sac is Back 
 rentar42: el spidro gigante?
 singinnonsense: it's mayhem devil at home ... but mayhem devil is cracked
 TehAmelie: i watched Machete. it was very forgettable
 CrossXhunteR: i can't tell who's swamps are more blue, ours or theirs
 rentar42: @TehAmelie it gets so much better when considering it's part of the "spy kids" universe ... canonically.
 Marvoleath: @rentar42 My fav thing about the spy kids was Buscemi delivering the "Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?" line
 couchboyj: Gotta slouch more when doing Adam impressions
 Lord_Hosk: You know what I was thinking?  Adam and Cori are two of the top 3 most attractive, intelligent and wise people playing Magic the gathering Arena on stream right now.
  BTownMC: manifest and proliferate. lets go
 sporkraptor: @Lord_Hosk XD
 uneactrice: it's bident of thassa on a body
Spades_Slicc: !card waltz of rage
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 uneactrice: yep
 uneactrice: Also it's a cat. So it's extra good.
BrindleBoar: "exacties" Cori, at it again
Aceviru: Make em have it
 uneactrice: let's gooooooooooo
Aceviru: POG
 TheWriterAleph: yasssss
Aceviru: Please manifest dread a land and a land
DAC169: 
 SolarBlitz1: They are only at 6, dont need much through
 tsp397: Still a pretty sick play
 Diabore: and 4 to the inspector i think
 TehAmelie: it seems they had. . .true grit
 uneactrice: That was still pretty close
Aceviru: The enchantment that was pulling lands made the difference
 Mr_Horrible: I think you're on an island there, Adam
 Mr_Horrible: getting stomped is decidedly less fun than a close loss where you get to play
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 Robot_Bones: Online I agree but in person I have fun regardless since I am usually playing with friends
 Mr_Horrible: that's illegal on the internet, Streamer 
 couchboyj: We want to understand the Savidan
Aceviru: What was the words?
 Going_Medium: Speaking of game length, I recently heard that the goal of golf is to play less golf.
barbmitzvah: Where did you eat from lunch yesterday?
 Mr_Horrible: I read that piggy bank like 4 times without realizing it's a 2-mana 3/2
Aceviru: That nets you a mana 
Aceviru: "that'll do pig, that'll do"
KeytarCat: if sitting in a chair breaks the chair, I blame the chair not the sitter
KeytarCat: Ope, I thought you said chair somewhere in there
 Mr_Horrible: kinda unreal how good Disturbing Mirth is
 MegaDosX: Just now
 ghizmou: the mtg god blessed us, now we're baptized by WOTC
ghyllnox: Few months
 Diabore: gg sadness
ghyllnox: People do get uppity if you don't baptize your baby soon enough though
infinity_225: we’re pretty sure that my grandmother baptized me in the hospital drinking fountain
 Mr_Horrible: seems bad for us ngl 
 singinnonsense: don't they just attck ?
 Diabore: we live!
 Diabore: NO
 ghizmou: we were still alive!
 Marvoleath: we could killed their creat
ghyllnox: Like "gosh she's six months are they even going to commit that child to the lord?
ghyllnox: "
 Marvoleath: but it wasnt looking optimistic
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Yeah, you risk your baby going to hell until you baptize them
 MegaDosX: "Wait a minute. Did I just hear him say...three minutes?"
 lirazel64: If it's an emergency, right away. (My spouse was a preemie and was baptized 3 times by different nurses.)
 ArdCollider: I absolutely was told once that someone at church's sister was neurodivergent due to a lack of timely baptism. the 1980s were wild.
 KaleidoscopeMind: @Laserbeaks_Fury just arriving and seeing this, i thought i missed some weird mechanics and/or nicknames in this set
 Marvoleath: @Laserbeaks_Fury I was baptized as like 4 year old, because earlier the church would not agree because my father was never baptized. I guess the priests were fine with me going to hell for those 4 years.
 Mr_Horrible: @lirazel64 I envision this as a 3-Stooges-style comedy of miscommunication, where none of them realized the others had already done it
ghyllnox: @marvoleath Did they want to baptize your father first or what? Places that do infant baptism usually do profession of faith or something, at least the church I grew up in didn't baptize adults
 ArdCollider: same vibe as forgetting when you got your last tetanus booster but unto the Lord.
 Marvoleath: @ghyllnox Not sure, they just were against it for a while, then I think the head priest changed or w/e and it was fine after that.
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Into The Breach is a good game
 Mr_Horrible: no more onto the beach, summer's over, piss  off
 Mr_Horrible: the best feature of Old is still Mid-Sized Sedan
ghyllnox: @Mr_Horrible Onto the stony beaches of northern Michigan going rockhounding
 Diabore: oh talking about old?
 Mr_Horrible: @ghyllnox fair
 ghizmou: they make it out but don't make out?
 sporkraptor: so they aren't... Folgers siblings
nonscape: gl hf
 TheWriterAleph: magnets? how do THEY work?
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Groovy
 Mr_Horrible: the "twist" is actually that there's a weird explanation for the beach
ghyllnox: Beach and penninsula are not mutually exclusive
 Diabore: vroom vroom
 couchboyj: Chainsaw fer sure
KeytarCat: I bet it's 5g, because tech scawy
nonscape: nothing special
 Mr_Horrible: a volcanic hammer that leaves a bonesaw behind is not bad
ghyllnox: I appreciate that
 Mr_Horrible: fear of sussy bakas
 definenull: double saw?
 sporkraptor: so you can chain your saws
 uneactrice: that green black deck is gooooood
 Cptasparagus: @ghyllnox does it look like Adam is a beachologist?
 ghizmou: the centipede is also very adam coded
ghyllnox: @Cptasparagus He's just beach!
 ghizmou: caution, it's 1 card per creature, not 1 card per -2/-2, i got got too many times
 ghizmou: it s uncommon
 Mr_Horrible: he's an uncommon p sure
barbmitzvah: yes
 DoctorHutch: Card is 
 brunomant_: Uncommon
 Mr_Horrible: just a big donkey with trample that draws a card if OP targets him
 ghizmou: punished without delay
 Mr_Horrible: studio's really good in an aggressive shell
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Sucks to Miasma
 ghizmou: prob 1
 Mr_Horrible: you only need 1, for the most part
 Mr_Horrible: 5/4 flier that kills something is good in limited
 ghizmou: it is
 ghizmou: it s easy to be 3 colors in this set
 MegaDosX: Jund 'em out!
 ghizmou: easy because I have no self control
 uneactrice: doggo good
nonscape: with green yes
barbmitzvah: Moldering gym is going to be important in this
 Marvoleath: there are decent common duals, and green fixes some + cyclers
 definenull: the unlucky lands and terramorphic expanse helps
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Red seems super open
 Marvoleath: 'member Giant Spider?
 ghizmou: handy you say?
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 Laserbeaks_Fury: It's Clobberin' Time
 ghizmou: that room's just good
Nagasaki089: Turn inside out is a decent 23rd card
 ghizmou: turn inside out is way better than a combat trick deserve to be
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 Marvoleath: Bedhead Bestie might be my favourite flavour text of this set btw
 ghizmou: pyroclasm could superfuel our chainsaw
KaiTerranova: your beatdown also has delirium
 DoctorHutch: Ghost vacuumed is very good
 couchboyj: Tools is one of the best in the set
 ghizmou: vacuum has won me so many games
 uneactrice: it's very cool when it goes off
 couchboyj: Vacuum is good, but tools is absurd
 Travilogue: Dissection tools can be horrendous to play against
barbmitzvah: Yuss hit the gym
barbmitzvah: No gains for us 
 accountmadeforants: @Travilogue Dissection Tools being incidental payoff for Treason effects has mattered way more often in my games than it reasonably should have.
 SolarBlitz1: Stealing is still good
 accountmadeforants: Dissection Tools also sacs for free
nonscape: 1 land
nonscape: go 8/8
Jed____: personally I found clobbering worse than emergence
 Diabore: clobbering is better in wg with survival
 accountmadeforants:  Readying the touchdown
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 Mr_Horrible: the tech
 accountmadeforants: 
Imbadyoureworse: excellent chainsaw sounds Pog
 Mr_Horrible: I mean, we can still give it first strike off the specialist, and equip chainsaw and go to town
 Mr_Horrible: although the dogs are annoying
 Mr_Horrible: oh wait, I'm thinking of MVS, d'oh
Imbadyoureworse: KEKW
 MegaDosX: #BlameJames
 ghizmou: that s 2 lands you re not drawing
 shendaras: Check the appdata?
 accountmadeforants: They've also been drawing a billion cards
Imbadyoureworse: what if they just draw lots of cards and its mostly removal KEKW
LordSaphni: Judge my opp has only removal
 Masslost: did james somehow get into the code of arena again
 shurtal: this is like losing a game of league in the first 5 minutes, but you can't drop
 accountmadeforants: I've milled through my entire deck in this limited format, on accident. I genuinely didn't think it was that easy.
Imbadyoureworse: this format you can def deck yourself
 shurtal: it's like that vidoe of the dog with the machete
 Laserbeaks_Fury: oh no it's a Sif enjoyer
 Bionic_Toothpick: Hello, Baseball bat seems strong in draft
drewm1022: My favorite moment thus far in this format; I played the excruciator.  Opponent immediately removed it, but had the Coastal Piracy room out.  They milled themselves out in two turns 
KaiTerranova: could get your 4/4 back
 ghizmou: wait until they attack with the bat and we hit them in the back, like they do in the horror movies
Swamplor: Not just technically! You can *actually* do it whenever you want!
Imbadyoureworse: KEKW
 Going_Medium: Karma?
 Agnememnon: that normal
 RainyMint: 
 Daggerpeak: may i suggest an exorcism?
 Going_Medium: James?
artacuno53: *tucker carlson voice* "what is going on?!?"
 MegaDosX: #BlameJames
 RatherLargeToad: I think you got some misprinted “Manifest Land” cards
 Mr_Horrible: get his ass
 Travilogue: Thinning  the deck?
 MegaDosX: Is this, manifest destiny?
EvilBadman: can't block 4/3 menace
Imbadyoureworse: removal inc
Imbadyoureworse: or just manifest >.>
 Mr_Horrible: Adam waking up after a magic game bender: "Oh god... what'd I *do* last turn?"
 Diabore: lets us dissection next turn
 Mr_Horrible: what do you suppose Valg's policy is on subletting?
 TheDevil_Risen: victor got the rampies
 shurtal: just innocent land
 Diabore: can i please stop losing to valvagoths onslaught? its been twice this league alone
Flyingdelorion: It's clobbering time!
dwchief: 48 life Pogchamp
 TheDevil_Risen:   
Imbadyoureworse: card bad in deck wins game and puts player to 40 hp. - limited 2024
Imbadyoureworse: oh true rat or glimmer would be sick
 definenull: Uh oh
 definenull: Oh no
ThatDangSkeleton: give em the ol "stick twist!"
Chartle: twist his stick!
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Can they sac the rat to attch to the manifest?
 Laserbeaks_Fury: or does the target timeing prevent that
 definenull: Oh baby
 Cptasparagus: they call him Fast Adam
ghyllnox: Aww what a cute lil froggo
ThatDangSkeleton: Adam Savagedan
 definenull: Those were some of the draws of all time
ThatDangSkeleton: bc he's so bloodthirsty
 Mr_Horrible: Changing the name of the groupchat to Adam Slammidan
 saucemaster5000: You just earned Slammidan
ghyllnox: Start speaking in a Russian accent, call him Adam Slavidan
ThatDangSkeleton: Adamn SaviDAMN
barbmitzvah: If nicknames are earned then can we start calling Adam "Earned"
 definenull: Kill kill kill
 Cptasparagus: oh hey its the best card
 ghizmou: steal and fling, the dream!
 definenull: Adam hath decreed
 definenull: Save it for the bug?
 ghizmou: and menace
 TheMerricat: Chat I just joined, Am I seeing this correctly Adam and Corey are at 33 Life?!
gotname: they are dead
  Juliamon: Cori
 Cptasparagus: deathtouch trample op
 TheMerricat: Speech to text.
 Datnade012: Oooohhhh
DAC169: 46 to -1 
 TheDevil_Risen: Deathtouch Trample is the GOAT
 bondeulv: numbers are for blockers?
barbmitzvah: 2
DAC169: 2 I thought
 Cptasparagus: job on the line?
ghyllnox: Uh oh, layoffs...
barbmitzvah: Not as bad as me though
 Datnade012: Graham is fuming
barbmitzvah: @Cptasparagus XD
DAC169: uh...
 TheDevil_Risen: they made a mistake 
 TheDevil_Risen: not again Gruul with 3 mana up
 TheDevil_Risen: bugget that, hit my face plz 
 ghizmou: you block if you don't have any dread in your deck
 ghizmou: removal magnet
 Mr_Horrible: look, Lumengrid Warden used to find work in this town, alright?
Bruceski: If it makes a 0/0 spirit would that trigger "when a creature enters" effects or would it die before that is checked?
 Mr_Horrible: 
 definenull: The gym card does 3
 SolarBlitz1: I think there is one that does 3
 TheDevil_Risen: no its not the good room 
 Mr_Horrible: yeah, a lot of blue rooms in particular kinda blur together in my mind
ghyllnox: Jim thinks he's so special
rand0mtask_: That beastie is too cute to be a menace
barbmitzvah: Pee is over
 definenull: Never punished
rand0mtask_: Have it every time
 TheDevil_Risen: CALLED SHOT
ghyllnox: Damn
 MegaDosX: How did you do that
 definenull: He can't keep getting away with it
 Mr_Horrible: show AppData, streamer
 Mr_Horrible: SHOW APPDATA
barbmitzvah: Cori's face lmao
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 Molator: youre a wizard harry
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Spades_Slicc: Adam confirmed to be Misprint Balatro
 TheDevil_Risen: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ObservantLongGerbilDancingBaby-HkTP0TQveXenbalU
Spades_Slicc: You ARE on the clock, yes
 JKBalch: Playmate gives unblockable
 MegaDosX: Thanks for making it little opponent 
myknorman: adam if you slouch you'll see lethal. ez.
rand0mtask_: Bears and pings, as Garfield intended
 MegaDosX: I don't think you've missed lethal
myknorman: no no, just joking. I just know your ideal gaming position
Spades_Slicc: but streamer, ur spine
Bruceski: Where we're going we don't need spines
 TheDevil_Risen: 100% ded
ghyllnox: If you don't play MTG at home you also don't see lethal
 TheDevil_Risen:  
 definenull: Job security
KaiTerranova: what's your flexibility like?
 TheDevil_Risen: Adam goes to the gym IRL and gets many +1/+1 counters
 Mr_Horrible: that goes against what you said after that obstacle course, streamer
 Mr_Horrible: which is it?
ghyllnox: What if only Olympic athletes were truly in shape
 KaleidoscopeMind: does your doctor also say "you're the healthiest person i've seen in X weeks?"
  Juliamon: Athletes also often have shoulder problems. It's just human bodies being human bodies.
 Mr_Horrible: drat
 Cptasparagus: mathlete
 saucemaster5000: I don't see you on any wheaties boxes
vrulg: anyone who does athletics is an athlete
 Mr_Horrible: I'm ath-leisure at best
EvilBadman: Lifting is a sport
 JKBalch: Rugby
ghyllnox: Lifting is a sport
 TheDevil_Risen: Cori did you even see him lift on Twitter Bro? 
 rosesmcgee: athlete in potentia
 TheDevil_Risen: Adam beasted it the other day
 Phrawger: no goalposts in basketball adam, fake athlete
 raulghoulia: basketball player thinks the game has goalposts
Bruceski: I stopped being good at basketball when everyone else hit their growth spurts and got to similar heights.
 Kentosaurus: Putting the ball in the net is effectively describing basketball.
 Frankenstain: I used to be able to beat my younger brother in NBA jam nine out of ten times
 TheDevil_Risen: that's almost how much I weigh bro, your doing well!
 rosesmcgee: start doing olympic weightlifting. that's OG athletic (OG is olympic games)
 shurtal: re-acclimation curve
Spades_Slicc: I would've waited for the equip to resolve so the light falls off
 Mr_Horrible: hubris yum
 ghizmou: more than 20 Cori
 Mr_Horrible: "I can sink 40, Mister James isn't shit." - Adam (paraphrased)
 saucemaster5000: ain't 29%
 ghizmou: we can t exactly block effectively
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 ghizmou: I like it
Spades_Slicc: remove an equipment
 Kentosaurus: green shouldn't
 Mr_Horrible: he's spitting
KaiTerranova: questing beast, craterhoof
 Mr_Horrible: talk your shit, king
KaiTerranova: some hydras
 raulghoulia: all the layers of the color cake
 ghizmou: pi is 3.14 something
 couchboyj: Green is second in haste behind red
 MegaDosX: "If only we hadn't lost, we could have won"
 TheDevil_Risen: That'd be a great Magic Podcast title : "Disrespected Pie"
 Mr_Horrible: "If only wizards knew how to design under constraints, we'd have won that game" 
 Laserbeaks_Fury: I see Viscous
DAC169: that talking about colors would be funnier if there wasn't someone on the MTGA bug & feedback forums constantly complaining about colors other that blue & black having card draw
 Mr_Horrible: @DAC169 there will always be clowns on community forums
 Mr_Horrible: it is a universal maxim
Spades_Slicc: @DAC169 harmonize is busted smdh
 saucemaster5000: There's always someone who free throws 28%
 Kentosaurus: @Mr_Horrible “It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife... and is a clown on a community forums”  -Jane Austen
 definenull: clown-tosis?
 raulghoulia: Real Junji Ito vs Wish Junji Ito
rand0mtask_: That clown is pretty vicious ngl
 saucemaster5000: we're always amazed at how many clowns are in the car, we never ask what they are doing IN the car....
 Mr_Horrible: @Kentosaurus yeah that sounds like something she'd say, this tracks
barbmitzvah: Are any of their creatures enchantments?
 Mr_Horrible: instead of "We have Junji Ito at home" it's "We have Junji Ito on Temu"
rand0mtask_: Yeah turned inside out is going to result in a trade and you get a manifest
ghyllnox: @Mr_Horrible "This hole was made for a billionaire
Flyingdelorion: It's played in standard for a reason...
Micsig: They're a fighting game player
rand0mtask_: Never seen draw-go in red but first time for everything
 definenull: do you just win?
Spades_Slicc: they do have two combats, if they can assemble deli
 Diabore: @Spades_Slicc with only 1 creature though
rand0mtask_: That's a soundbite
 ghizmou: bold strategy cotton, let's see if it works out
 Sorator13: 
 ghizmou: it s the most value play
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Survivor is gonna match the Needleheads if they dont kill it
 ghizmou: on the piggy
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TriangularWanderingLampSpicyBoy-0Fel92cLXZTlCxhy
Edwardt20: hi guys i just started playing mtga and i reached gold today. why am i facing like 9/10 games the same red deck that one shots me on turn 3? is that normal or am i missing something?
 definenull: o//
rand0mtask_: @Edwardt20 Best of one on Arena is flooded with Mono R, quick games and gets decent results
 TheDevil_Risen:  
 Sorator13: @Edwardt20 Are you playing standard? Yeah, that's unfortunately pretty normal.
 TheDevil_Risen: hehehe
 Wicker_Guide: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TawdryAbnegateDadBuddhaBar-vLke9MGbc0QnpQHi
KaiTerranova: @Edwardt20 it's normal, and it's annoying playing against them for me too. people play it for fast wins and dailies
 TheDevil_Risen: thanks for the stream Cori and Adam
Bruceski: Don't you already have their jobs?
 TheDevil_Risen: 
ghyllnox: Do you even want James's job?
 Cptasparagus: how do you feel about the nickname "Adamgeddon"?
Bruceski: @KaiTerranova At least Sheoldred/One Ring cycled out of Alchemy.
 lamina5432: gnight
ghyllnox: Someone needs to get a tiny frog for that office so the frogs are always present
 definenull: terry dropped!
 Molator: can paint horses
itbedefii: o/
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Note: not drawing a horse. Painting an already extant horse.
 Kentosaurus: "Can't Draw Horses (but can paint them) Club
 Mr_Horrible: thanks for the stream, gang
 Wicker_Guide: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SourKitschyPartridge4Head-nz53EwgL8Jp5lHTo
 LadyAiluros: !next
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 LadyAiluros: excellent - got the weeks rights
 SnackPak_: 
 NotCainNorAbel:   
 Earthenone:  no refresh 
 accountmadeforants: Oh, this must be that air quality monitor kit that Beej mentioned during the Fallout streams. I'm assuming an AirGradient.
 TheMerricat: air quality in my maker space? It's more likely than you think!
 LadyAiluros: Working in CADD as I chill with the other artisans  It's a good evening
DideRobot: LRR: Time for Tinker Tailor Solder Fry! Tonight it's Assembly! Air Quality Monitor, Plastic Sushi and more? https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/113206592053387853
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 Wicker_Guide: not to be confused with mean contributions
 TheDevil_Risen: howdy ian and beej!
 SnackPak_: #BlameJames
 Wicker_Guide: And I'm sure nothing will go wrong
 SnackPak_: neat
Anexmedia: For the life me I don't know why I thought it was a tiny display not "a thing that monitors"
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