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LRRbot: Shadowspear [1] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and lifelink. / {1}: Permanents your opponents control lose hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. / Equip {2}
Diabore: secrets!
LRRbot: Selfless Spirit [1W] | Creature — Spirit Cleric [2/1] | Flying / Sacrifice Selfless Spirit: Creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn.
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accountmadeforants: It also slowly lowers you into the depths of deckbuilding and probability, it's great.
SirPlumpy: what is paperfight this week?
accountmadeforants: Canlander
mr_revolver2098: Yummers :3
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Aceviru: Ere we goooo
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Dog_of_Myth: So Canadian, So Highlander
janMelantu: The most canadian of paper fights
Diabore: now do it all in french too
trebuchetboy: Canadian 100
SirPlumpy:
we 
wheeler and serge
mr_revolver2098: Yummers :3
ekplayscards: something something tonka trucks rip a dart yaheyder
superdude097: I just ate some tortellini!
Aceviru: BENBEN
Aceviru:
flyman347: slide right past ya
LSRubin: the audacity of Ope
finestotter: Vendredi
superdude097: This is our fault
flatluigi: that forward slash is going up ben's nose
DapperKoala2: I'm partially to blame.
DeM0nFiRe:
r10pez10: topical
CrossXhunteR: i can't say "card kingdom" without putting graham's intonation on it
an_archist2: the button arrives exactly when it needs to
SnackPak_: that's fair
Dog_of_Myth: Sold
Aceviru:
DapperKoala2:
But if I start using Dragon Shields, you'll still have better taste than me so why bother?
finestotter: Wait but I also use Dragon Shields
r10pez10: hahahaha
CrossXhunteR: i play comparatively little magic and i also use dragon shields. they seem nice
mr_revolver2098: e
an_archist2: slightly blurry ben
CrossXhunteR: table friend ben?
NorthstarTex: *check* Oh hey, I have dragon shields on my 100 card decks too
raulghoulia: "what's magic?"
SnackPak_:
BusTed:
flyman347: ahh
Dog_of_Myth:
hd_dabnado: aaaaa
DeM0nFiRe:
Aceviru: Spoopy
Decaped: Classrooms returns
ekplayscards: Chat, it's called canlander not cantlander
ButterBall000: Bengineering Doo! Where are you!?
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Fruan: Halloween starts in July and runs until next July
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Mai_Andra: I miss eclipse sleeves. They did bring them back, but the quality dropped so dramatically from the initial run...
ekplayscards: @Dog_of_Myth you spoil me :sob:
NorthstarTex: Esper or the pokemon Espurr?
NotCainNorAbel: the 90's are back
Dog_of_Myth: @ekplayscards You deserve some good vibes today.
niccus: jesper
Izandai:
ProcyonFlynn: Some real "why are you boo'ing me, i'm right" energy.
fleetingtv: got em
JonHerzogArtist: Crypt on the brain
ProcyonFlynn: @JonHerzogArtist Happy Halloween
Dog_of_Myth: YES
Diabore: dilutes the best parts of both decks
niccus: like blowing on kindling too hard
superdude097:
lirazel64: If you have mana crypt on the brain, see your doctor.
RealGamerCow: Oh that explains Bengineering's sword wielding on the going live announcement
Dog_of_Myth: Serge on Boros
NotCainNorAbel: cannonball
Diabore: 18% of your deck is not a splash
Bugberry: Big W
Mindfire13: Splash is 5 at most
Dog_of_Myth: I'm now obligated to root for Serge
JonHerzogArtist: Looking forward to the big W
AugmentingPath: Big W remains to be seen
r10pez10: bird splash
ProcyonFlynn: Wr(ath)
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@Dog_of_Myth appreciate you spreading the good vibes
Aceviru: nice
Mai_Andra: none R with left W
janMelantu: Believe in the Cleave
drcthulu: No one sees embercleave coming, except black decks
RealGamerCow: Serge "I killed a person" Yaeger
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CrossXhunteR: razorkin needlehead
Bugberry: !card razonkin needhead
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
AugmentingPath: Doug Bradley
Grinnin_Gin: Should call this deck 'mild hot wings'
Bugberry: !card needlehead
LRRbot: Razorkin Needlehead [RR] | Creature — Human Assassin [2/2] | Razorkin Needlehead has first strike during your turn. / Whenever an opponent draws a card, Razorkin Needlehead deals 1 damage to them.
99dcwolf: Serge "Embercleave for lethal" Yager
CrossXhunteR: the cracked commander card
as_ever_ellesandra: please tell me you have the misers vamp for them
Grinnin_Gin: Metamorphosis Fanfic is a hell of a magic card let me tell you.
Diabore: i like blood and taxes
eleric937: oh serge is playing death and taxes?? First time!
Diabore: good name
eleric937: I also like blood and taxes
as_ever_ellesandra: yes
micalovits: Snuff out time?
superdude097: Yes towe
superdude097: *tower
an_archist2: raffine's reclamation
JonHerzogArtist: "tower", final answer
Grinnin_Gin: that was a test wheeler, and you passed
LSRubin: now you just have to find Raffine's Mine and Raffine's Power Plant
Simriel: Moxen ARE broken
janMelantu: “this seems like bad math” is how burn players win
as_ever_ellesandra: almost as much damage as a broadside could do
Grinnin_Gin: he's at 15, not 14?
CrossXhunteR: !card prismatic vista
LRRbot: Prismatic Vista | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Prismatic Vista: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
AugmentingPath: @Grinnin_Gin fetch
Izandai: @Grinnin_Gin Fetchland
Grinnin_Gin: oh the fetch right duh
Simriel: I don't want to pay my taxes in blood... I wanna pay them in Bones
Grinnin_Gin: Wheeler hitting himself for 2
r10pez10: life sure is a resource
micalovits: "Why are you hitting yourself!
as_ever_ellesandra: just play the death's shadow
CrossXhunteR: !card embercleave
LRRbot: Embercleave [4RR] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Flash / This spell costs {1} less to cast for each attacking creature you control. / When Embercleave enters, attach it to target creature you control. / Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has double strike and trample. / Equip {3}
drcthulu: second rite got a lot better after they got rid of mana burn
hd_dabnado: Second Rite is ALWAYS correct serge
Simriel: If Ben gets second rited here I think he has to give up magic
Grinnin_Gin: second rite would be amazing
drcthulu: it's still bad, but it got better
MegaDosX: That would be genuinely funny, even if it might not be the best option
Aceviru: Serge started to leak
Aceviru: Nice quote
AugmentingPath: Will we see a man get squired to death?
Simriel: But from Serges point of view it is the Jedi who are evil
Diabore: game 2 lets gooo
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Diabore: land land land
RockPusher:
micalovits: Getting him right to the land!
flatluigi: i like serge's minecraft treasures
spawnofhastur: Dash the monkey, sung to the tune of rock the casbah
CrossXhunteR: oh, is that clue an Ender Pearl
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RealGamerCow: Return To [hand] monke
flatluigi: oh ye, ender pearl clue and chest treasure
MegaDosX: Um, actually, it's an Ender Eye?
flyman347: whats the foods?
MegaDosX: Do you even play Minecraft? *pushes glasses up on nose*
Diabore: lull him into thinking the deck has legs
lirazel64: That's it, Wheeler, soften him up...
AugmentingPath: Block the Monkey is much more Peter Gabriel than just dashing it
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MegaDosX:
Just draw Lightning Bolt 
CrossXhunteR: what a messed up card this is
Diabore: thats a goodun
Diabore: serge crapping map
micalovits: Wait no Serge
micalovits: Thank you xD
Diabore: yeah i was typing that too
mtgsignal: wow explore got heaps better
AugmentingPath: !card boromir
LRRbot: Did you mean: Boromir, Gondor's Hope; Boromir, Warden of the Tower
AugmentingPath: !card boromir, warden
LRRbot: Boromir, Warden of the Tower [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [3/3] | Vigilance / Whenever an opponent casts a spell, if no mana was spent to cast it, counter that spell. / Sacrifice Boromir, Warden of the Tower: Creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn. The Ring tempts you.
SimWOT: nadu brain
Bugberry: The Spirit also has arrows in it, just like Boromir
MegaDosX: WOW
Aceviru: LETS GOOO
flatluigi: hell yeah
Izandai:
ekplayscards: oh that's hot
pleonasticTautology: oh my gog
micalovits: Neat
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Izandai: Now THAT'S cool technology.
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Aceviru: Yup
LSRubin: MAGIC: THE GATHERING
r10pez10: dayum
Dog_of_Myth: Spicy
JonHerzogArtist: Sick
ekplayscards: now this is podracing
janMelantu: Whoa
Diabore: yeah no abilities serge
AugmentingPath: surprisingly, Orcish Bowmasters is not the card most effectively countering Boromir here
CrossXhunteR: yeah, tishana's tidebinder is real good
Juliamon: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
Oreo1369: that was sick
Aceviru: That's making full use of Tidebinder. Lets go brother
Diabore: solitude always resolves though
Blasteg: cool tech
MegaDosX:
Unless Serge has Mana Tithe 
AugmentingPath: Thanks Juliamon
RechargeableFrenchman: There's something about the way Wheeler just goes "Uh huh" that makes me happy
RechargeableFrenchman: I can't explain why, but it does
Blasteg: "oh right it's on upkeep"
Blasteg: do serge's deck have bolt
flatluigi: yes
LRRbot: Get Lost [1W] | Instant | Destroy target creature, enchantment, or planeswalker. Its controller creates two Map tokens.
AugmentingPath: "If you crack that clue, so help me, I'll shoot my own cat"
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LRRbot: Urza's Saga | Enchantment Land — Urza's Saga | I — Urza's Saga gains "{T}: Add {C}." / II — Urza's Saga gains "{2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'" / III — Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost {0} or {1}, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Diabore: wait a sec, should serge be at 19? the first bowmaster shot went face and i dont see anything that gained life
Izandai: Solitude
RechargeableFrenchman: @AugmentingPath genuinely laughing out loud. Sounds like something out of a Crapshot
Blasteg: wait it's a land doesn't it go on BF?
ipoddodd: boromir has vigilance?
Diabore: wait solitude, nevermind
MegaDosX: Boromir lost abilities
as_ever_ellesandra: @Blasteg hand
superdude097: @ipoddodd Tidebinder takes that away
Izandai: @Blasteg This is a Map activation, not a Nadu trigger.
flatluigi: @ipoddodd tidebinder made him a nothingburger
Diabore: @ipoddodd not with tidebinder taking all abilities
as_ever_ellesandra: @ipoddodd tidebinder says no
MegaDosX: Tidebinder countered its ability countering Solitude so it lost abilities
AugmentingPath: @RechargeableFrenchman MH3 Ajani leads to some truly wild play patterns, lorewise
ipoddodd: Oh that's MESSED
Blasteg: @MegaDosX only when it's on the stack no?
MegaDosX: !card tishana's tidebinder
LRRbot: Tishana's Tidebinder [2U] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [3/2] | Flash / When Tishana's Tidebinder enters, counter up to one target activated or triggered ability. If an ability of an artifact, creature, or planeswalker is countered this way, that permanent loses all abilities for as long as Tishana's Tidebinder remains on the battlefield.
Diabore: @ipoddodd yup, artifact creature or planeswalker get no abilities if countered
superdude097: !card Tishana's Tidebinder
LRRbot: Tishana's Tidebinder [2U] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [3/2] | Flash / When Tishana's Tidebinder enters, counter up to one target activated or triggered ability. If an ability of an artifact, creature, or planeswalker is countered this way, that permanent loses all abilities for as long as Tishana's Tidebinder remains on the battlefield.
micalovits: Tidebinder sure does eat abilities forever
Izandai: @Blasteg When it's on the battlefield.
cheshire_creeper: whoop storm count is at one
DeM0nFiRe:
LRRbot: Opposition Agent [2B] | Creature — Human Rogue [3/2] | Flash / You control your opponents while they're searching their libraries. / While an opponent is searching their library, they exile each card they find. You may play those cards for as long as they remain exiled, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast them.
LRRbot: Elegant Parlor | Land — Mountain Plains | Elegant Parlor enters tapped. / When Elegant Parlor enters, surveil 1.
Blasteg: @LRRbot this card seems insane lmao
cheshire_creeper: Whoa that's a cool card
MegaDosX: It's a rude card
ipoddodd: @Blasteg it is!
noSmokeFire: more like bore-amir
Diabore: oldy and a goody
DeM0nFiRe: This has turned into a damn good game for one that started with someone missing like straight land drops lol
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Diabore:
MegaDosX: WOW
kristof162028: serge u could order blocks in a way that kills bowmaster instant of the cat token right?
LRRbot: Metamorphosis Fanatic [4BB] | Creature — Human Cleric [4/4] | Lifelink / When Metamorphosis Fanatic enters, return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a lifelink counter on it. / Miracle {1}{B}
MegaDosX:
So they both had potato salad moments, seems fair
LRRbot: Urza's Saga | Enchantment Land — Urza's Saga | I — Urza's Saga gains "{T}: Add {C}." / II — Urza's Saga gains "{2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'" / III — Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost {0} or {1}, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
drcthulu: you can fail to find
CrossXhunteR: i did not realize the fanatic also had lifelink itself
LRRbot: Embercleave [4RR] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Flash / This spell costs {1} less to cast for each attacking creature you control. / When Embercleave enters, attach it to target creature you control. / Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has double strike and trample. / Equip {3}
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
Grinnin_Gin: nooooo, my metamorphosis fanfic
ipoddodd: CLEAVD
flatluigi: aww
Izandai: whew
DeM0nFiRe:
MegaDosX: Red, red, you're dead
micalovits: Cleave goes wroom
CrossXhunteR: @drcthulu i believe he still initiates a search before he can declare a failed to find
ipoddodd: take me back to 2020 standard BO1
KWardJenx: on the ropes for so many rounds
definenull: Huge axe is kinda a bolt
r10pez10: hey he did that on monday
Diabore: believe in the cleave
Grinnin_Gin: YEAHHHH CLEAVE
janMelantu: believe in the cleave
Blasteg: Wheeler held real well
irikaj: Woo
cmdrzellgaudis: yakity sacks is playing somewhere
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drcthulu: @CrossXhunteR they exile each card they find, you can still choose to find nothing ie fail to find
Izandai: Opposition Agent gives you control over your opponent. Wheeler chooses what Serge searches for.
CrossXhunteR: @drcthulu doesn't opposition agent let wheeler control the search though? am i misremembering that card
Aceviru: Also hitting that FoW was good.
pleonasticTautology: that small gap between "i don't" and "lie"
Juliamon: You hesitated...
kristof162028: hey serge are u playing arabella in ur death and taxes list tonight?
Juliamon: !decks
MegaDosX: !card arabella
LRRbot: Arabella, Abandoned Doll [RW] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Toy [1/3] | Whenever Arabella, Abandoned Doll attacks, it deals X damage to each opponent and you gain X life, where X is the number of creatures you control with power 2 or less.
r10pez10: why do we have hands? to hold the cards. to pet the cards
MegaDosX: Inside you are two Serges
Rogue_07: Snerge, surely
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Grinnin_Gin: @r10pez10 to surrender all earthly possessions to the cards
drcthulu: @CrossXhunteR sorry yes but in this case serge won, before that happened so in that case it didn't matter but I stand corrected that would be the case that ben would get to choose what is being searched for my mistake
ipoddodd: a side of fast mana
pleonasticTautology: "i don't know which serge" made our plural ears perk up lmeow
CrossXhunteR: glad to see tamiyo, inquisitive student in wheeler's list. why include one powerful MH3 flipwalker when you can have two
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Inside you are two Serges...
Bugberry: Enter the Sergiverse
RechargeableFrenchman: I have never related more to something Serge has said in my life
Izandai: Inside of Serge there are two Serges.
Aceviru: Haha
definenull: I believe that's called hubris
couchboyj: There are two Serges i side of you. One of them plays Hovermyr. The other misses playing Hovermyr.
pleonasticTautology: (inside of tautology there are 38 tautologies)
Blasteg: oh no
drcthulu: in a different timestream Ben kept that hand but was more sarcastic in his reasoning
ipoddodd:
@couchboyj The other one is sad that the lookout is better now 
pleonasticTautology: 38? i need to check the spreadsheet
LRRbot: Preordain [U] | Sorcery | Scry 2, then draw a card.
MegaDosX: I hear it explains the card
Juliamon: pleonasticTautology I was gonna say, that's a lot to keep track of without a sheet
MegaDosX: Oh it's in German, never mind
AugmentingPath: Love a good Hexerei
KeytarCat: "you got this!" v"what's the worst that could happen?"
RealGamerCow: that card's a reall hell sitch.
ipoddodd: I can read german, and I almost followed what Serge was saying
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flatluigi: serge those cards were in english
circusofkirkus: Serge is just living that Von Dutch life
RechargeableFrenchman: Was just thinking the same thing Wheeler
janMelantu: @circusofkirkus cult classic
LRRbot: Wooded Foothills | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Wooded Foothills: Search your library for a Mountain or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
RechargeableFrenchman: His pronunciation isn't "bad", it's just the wrong European localization lol
Blasteg: @flatluigi I think it's just card reader only sgiw Ebglish?
flatluigi: @Blasteg joeks
LRRbot: Elegant Parlor | Land — Mountain Plains | Elegant Parlor enters tapped. / When Elegant Parlor enters, surveil 1.
AugmentingPath: @Blasteg Yeah, can't get it to sgiw Gernab
LRRbot: Get Lost [1W] | Instant | Destroy target creature, enchantment, or planeswalker. Its controller creates two Map tokens.
Izandai: rude
Aceviru: Woo
flatluigi: WOO
Kentosaurus: that's sick
micalovits: Love it
pleonasticTautology: @Juliamon okay yeah 38 counting the two that aren't on the spreadsheet yet
Oreo1369: lets go
pleonasticTautology: one of them only fronted once and one hasn't fronted yet at all
Izandai: Impossibly rude.
AugmentingPath: If you'd like more lands, here's a map to find them!
Bugberry: map tokens can get multiple lands
CrossXhunteR: if y'all do a FNPF for the duskmourn commander decks, i hope wheeler gets to play the miracle deck
Blasteg: big value!
kristof162028: Hey Ben i want to make highlander deck. whst are the best websites to find decklists?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I believe it does enter with the age counter, but it doesn't have the mana ability until the Chapter 1 ability resolves.
micalovits: Its also why march of otherworldy light sees play sometimes
LRRbot: Snapcaster Mage [1U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | Flash / When Snapcaster Mage enters, target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to its mana cost.
pleonasticTautology:
@Juliamon we also have a website
drcthulu: Also interestingly enough while you control the opponent with opposition agent you're allowed to see cards in their hand or hidden in zones such as face-down exiled cards, morph, etc. But you're not supposed to reveal them but you can say what they are adding a layer to political actions in multiplayer commander games
LRRbot: Unholy Heat [R] | Instant | Unholy Heat deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. / Delirium — Unholy Heat deals 6 damage instead if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.
janMelantu: @kristof162028 Wheeler’s Moxfield
LRRbot: Harsh Mentor [1R] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/2] | Whenever an opponent activates an ability of an artifact, creature, or land on the battlefield, if it isn't a mana ability, Harsh Mentor deals 2 damage to that player.
Blasteg: so snapcaster can activate first because priority?
Blasteg: and ability still fires after being removed?
micalovits: Yea, ETB's still resolves even if the creature is removed
ipoddodd: @Blasteg ability is independent of snapcaster existing
DapperKoala2: @Blasteg I assume they just shortcut the order.
flatluigi: yes, the ability goes on the stack and isn't removed by the creature being removed
Bugberry: @Blasteg Snapcaster triggers, doesn't activate. There is nothing about that ability that requires the Snapcaster to remain around.
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AugmentingPath: #Mentor
KeytarCat: Wheeler kills sean bean]
LRRbot: Fatal Push [B] | Instant | Destroy target creature if it has mana value 2 or less. / Revolt — Destroy that creature if it has mana value 4 or less instead if a permanent you controlled left the battlefield this turn.
MegaDosX: Wheeler's role in this game is the arrows in Boromir's chest
superdude097: Explore fizzles
KWardJenx: Denethor is NOT happy with Wheeler
micalovits: Hello friends!
r10pez10: welcome raiders
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drcthulu: it fizzles
CrossXhunteR: !card map
LRRbot: Found 17 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
MegaDosX: Explore fizzles
as_ever_ellesandra: explore fizzles
Bugberry: @Blasteg if creatures dying removed their triggered abilities from the stack, then "when this creature dies" triggers wouldn't work.
drcthulu: Ben is correct
flatluigi: sorry serge
CardBoardOnTap: hiya!! serge is up a muffin!
LRRbot: Steelshaper's Gift [W] | Sorcery | Search your library for an Equipment card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Lion Sash [1W] | Artifact Creature — Equipment Cat [1/1] | {W}: Exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a permanent card, put a +1/+1 counter on Lion Sash. / Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each +1/+1 counter on Lion Sash. / Reconfigure {2}
DeM0nFiRe:
Izandai: wow
Kentosaurus: That's the Judge Stack
fleetingtv: real
drcthulu: plans within plans
spawnofhastur: not just your time, but also you're... energy.
Bugberry: Really all of this is a waste of time.
kumatsu: I've definitely worked with that kind of judge before
spawnofhastur: spellinkz
AugmentingPath: Bold words from a person playing a format Nadu is still legal in
niccus: sometimes your outs are... very... strange...
Aceviru: Ouphe. I felt that one.
LRRbot: White Orchid Phantom [WW] | Creature — Spirit Knight [2/2] | Flying, first strike / When White Orchid Phantom enters, destroy up to one target nonbasic land. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
flatluigi: orchid not orchard
drcthulu: fool you're just thinning his deck
Juliamon: achacha
LRRbot: Damn [BB] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature. A creature destroyed this way can't be regenerated. / Overload {2}{W}{W}
CrossXhunteR: card reader, no
flatluigi: damn
DigitalSeahorse:
SimWOT: what did serge do with the steel shaper?
LRRbot: Zagoth Triome | Land — Swamp Forest Island | Zagoth Triome enters tapped. / Cycling {3}
Bugberry: gosh darn
KeytarCat: what's the initiative card?
flatluigi: @SimWOT lion sash
AugmentingPath: call that an orchidectomy
LRRbot: Mother of Runes [W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | {T}: Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
drcthulu: oh mother
SimWOT: ty @flatluigi
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TheDevil_Risen:
sorry I'm late was watching a certain amazing VLOG
CrossXhunteR: nethergoyf
drcthulu: pyrogoyf?
DapperKoala2: Sure you can.
DapperKoala2: I believe in you.
micalovits: But think of upset we would be
TrueNateNemesis: what do you think this is? Lorcana?
Grinnin_Gin: Wheeler says that, but he has a bunch of blue balls tattooed on his arm.
DapperKoala2:
@Grinnin_Gin 
CrossXhunteR: modern?
Aceviru: Modern?
Mindfire13: commander
StinkyPete17: You better play a third! I need more content! (Me who already watches all of North 100s showdowns)
ipoddodd: Modern, but get lost isn't good
drcthulu: commander
micalovits: Legacy, though its usually march
hd_dabnado: great in gladiator too yeah
99dcwolf: Ooo, we playing Canadian Commander?
CrossXhunteR: get lost sees play in standard, but i feel like not many sagas are played in standard
finestotter: I've definitely marched a saga in modern
Pharmacistjudge: he has fast mana
ipoddodd: oh my god he had the mox
NevermorePainting: I love to see some Canlander, especially since I just updated my D&T deck
midnightcurryjazz: the mox with the fuuuuur
flatluigi: @99dcwolf highlander not commander
LRRbot: Containment Priest [1W] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/2] | Flash / If a nontoken creature would enter and it wasn't cast, exile it instead.
LRRbot: Prismatic Ending [XW] | Sorcery | Converge — Exile target nonland permanent if its mana value is less than or equal to the number of colors of mana spent to cast this spell.
Pharmacistjudge: clap
Aceviru: o//
Mr_Bitterness:
midnightcurryjazz: clap
CrossXhunteR: 👏
ThePixelSavage:
CardBoardOnTap:
joelsmtg: Clap
MTGRanger:
99dcwolf: @flatluigi Yup. Was a joke Prof made last time Wheeler and Serge were on Shuffle Up & Play, ha ha
drcthulu: 🎬
janMelantu:
Izandai:
Dog_of_Myth:
LRRbot: Razorkin Needlehead [RR] | Creature — Human Assassin [2/2] | Razorkin Needlehead has first strike during your turn. / Whenever an opponent draws a card, Razorkin Needlehead deals 1 damage to them.
Oreo1369: !ravages
NevermorePainting: I also cut the armageddons from my Chunkier D&T
hd_dabnado: do you pay the 1 (life)?
Bugberry: more easily removable Underworld Dreams.
CrossXhunteR: !card copper tablet
LRRbot: Copper Tablet [2] | Artifact | At the beginning of each player's upkeep, Copper Tablet deals 1 damage to that player.
LRRbot: Urza's Saga | Enchantment Land — Urza's Saga | I — Urza's Saga gains "{T}: Add {C}." / II — Urza's Saga gains "{2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'" / III — Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost {0} or {1}, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Thalia, Guardian of Thraben [1W] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [2/1] | First strike / Noncreature spells cost {1} more to cast.
LRRbot: Lórien Revealed [3UU] | Sorcery | Draw three cards. / Islandcycling {1}
TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
Oreo1369: !card ravages of war
LRRbot: Ravages of War [3W] | Sorcery | Destroy all lands.
niccus: maybe andalusian
drcthulu: no
hd_dabnado: they are a midwestern basement dweller imo
drcthulu: pourquai?
TheDevil_Risen: nah just looks like a Slipknot fan
RechargeableFrenchman: Incredible, Serge's French accent also somehow sounds Dutch lmao
ipoddodd: They look like they listen to black metal
NotCainNorAbel: I'm worried what Serge thinks of the French
Kentosaurus: Looks like a Guillermo del Toro monster, so spanish
AugmentingPath: Clive Barker monster, English
RechargeableFrenchman: @Kentosaurus like Del Toro does Hellraiser
Oreo1369: He is definitely a metal head
accountmadeforants: That bear is such a hater it needs two color pips
micalovits: Just topdeck terminus
TheAwkes: It's Voldo's cousin, Roderigo.
LRRbot: Drown in the Loch [UB] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target spell with mana value less than or equal to the number of cards in its controller's graveyard. / • Destroy target creature with mana value less than or equal to the number of cards in its controller's graveyard.
CrossXhunteR: did you see the new ruling for missing saga triggers?
Blasteg: !card Cleave
LRRbot: Found 20 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
MegaDosX: !card embercleave
LRRbot: Embercleave [4RR] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Flash / This spell costs {1} less to cast for each attacking creature you control. / When Embercleave enters, attach it to target creature you control. / Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has double strike and trample. / Equip {3}
MegaDosX: I assume is the one you were looking for
LRRbot: Sleight of Hand [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other on the bottom of your library.
Blasteg: yeah
Aceviru: ouphe
TheDevil_Risen: ouchie
fleetingtv:
entering the blood & taxes era 
MegaDosX:
Turns out Wheeler was wrong and Blood and Taxes was great 
RechargeableFrenchman: @fleetingtv we've stepped back from death to just bloodletting
TheDevil_Risen: Thanks for the game Ben and Serge!
Grinnin_Gin: blood and taxes op
RechargeableFrenchman: Alternatively Serge is tax collecting for Khorne
Aceviru: I really liked that esper list
jessicaengle:
CrossXhunteR: !decks
Blasteg: Ben" featuring Ben
Dog_of_Myth: Boros wins, all is right with the world
cheshire_creeper: Imagine if you could play Raging River in Canadian Highlander
cheshire_creeper: That would be so cool.
MyrddintheWizard:
Sportsmanship!
cheshire_creeper: "Oh yeah this card goes hard in the raging river decks, it's what the kids call, a banger"
cheshire_creeper: that's what they would say on the highlander podcast
cheshire_creeper: what is even this bit I am doing this is what I get for watching a Homestuck let's read whilst also watching this
spawnofhastur: Raging River is a straight banger in Judge's Tower.
pleonasticTautology: @cheshire_creeper which let's read?
thraximore: Is River illegal in the format, or just not very good
spawnofhastur: just not very good
LonelyTex:
Hello everyone 
pleonasticTautology: meowdy
Seventy111: missed the end of game 3, who won?
micalovits: Serge went beep beep and won
Seventy111: nice ty
cheshire_creeper: @pleonasticTautology VOFT Reads. It's live right now
Tweygoh: playlist is bangin tonight
kumatsu: a LovelyTex! @LonelyTex
cheshire_creeper: They could just reprint Raging River using Space Sculptor Text
cheshire_creeper: This is a normal thought I have had many times
pleonasticTautology: @cheshire_creeper ohhh, not heard of that one. we need to do a reread tbh...
LonelyTex: @kumatsu Heya Kumatsu ♥️ good to see you
Aceviru: Hi Nelson
Aceviru: Hi Ben
Mr_Bitterness: More AND different!
Blasteg: what are you drinking
WiJohn: Of course a Ben won the die roll
MegaDosX: Siege Rhino the goat
Grinnin_Gin: Ben's here! Nelson.
Mr_Bitterness: Everyone loves Siege Rhino!
janMelantu: Beej Rhino too?
TheDevil_Risen: Hey Coach Nelly and BenBen
ThePixelSavage:
Splashing for Siege Rhino in the year of our lord 2024
Grinnin_Gin: @janMelantu who told you about beej rhino!?
Izandai: what
Aceviru: Haha
TheWriterAleph:
DeM0nFiRe:
pleonasticTautology: yeah
gualdhar: perfect
MegaDosX: Yes, we can
Kentosaurus:
Mr_Bitterness: VoD Struck
underhill33:
pleonasticTautology: monday night blitzball
Blasteg: yes
WiJohn: De-monetized!
TheDevil_Risen: LMAO
gualdhar: no notes
Juliamon: rip vod
TheDevil_Risen: nice one BenBen
TheAGuajardo: rip to the vod lol
KWardJenx: Yes!
heropileofgifs: pauls like "why did this vod get demonitized"
Bugberry: Does he have the new Most Valuable Player from the new Commander deck?
MyrddintheWizard:
Bugberry: !card most valuable player
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
TheDevil_Risen: RiP Vod
99dcwolf: Aww, I thought BenBen was playing Cleveland Browns, Cam's old deck
Blasteg: Ben V Serge gonna be a boxing match
LRRbot: Verdant Catacombs | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Verdant Catacombs: Search your library for a Swamp or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
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LRRbot: Avacyn's Pilgrim [G] | Creature — Human Monk [1/1] | {T}: Add {W}.
Oreo1369: Ben are you on Berserk?
Bugberry: !card star athlete
LRRbot: Star Athlete [1RR] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/2] | Menace / Whenever Star Athlete attacks, choose up to one target nonland permanent. Its controller may sacrifice it. If they don't, Star Athlete deals 5 damage to that player. / Blitz {3}{R}
Pharmacistjudge: very long time ago, like a few years ago?
Bugberry: That's what I was thinking of.
CrossXhunteR: i hope that Jace/Vraska Kiss sleeve comes back in stock sooner than later
Oreo1369: !card berserk
LRRbot: Berserk [G] | Instant | Cast this spell only before the combat damage step. / Target creature gains trample and gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is its power. At the beginning of the next end step, destroy that creature if it attacked this turn.
kaziel0: Canlander?! Excitement!
LRRbot: Star Athlete [1RR] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/2] | Menace / Whenever Star Athlete attacks, choose up to one target nonland permanent. Its controller may sacrifice it. If they don't, Star Athlete deals 5 damage to that player. / Blitz {3}{R}
Izandai: wtf
ThePixelSavage: with actual Blitz
ztghostie: lava axe that punches
Bugberry: Can blow up enchantments
Pharmacistjudge: blazing salvo on attack?
LRRbot: Umezawa's Jitte [2] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage, put two charge counters on Umezawa's Jitte. / Remove a charge counter from Umezawa's Jitte: Choose one — / • Equipped creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. / • Target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn. / • You gain 2 life. / Equip {2}
LRRbot: Shadowspear [1] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and lifelink. / {1}: Permanents your opponents control lose hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. / Equip {2}
Pharmacistjudge: !card blazing salvo
LRRbot: Blazing Salvo [R] | Instant | Blazing Salvo deals 3 damage to target creature unless that creature's controller has Blazing Salvo deal 5 damage to them.
Blasteg: @LRRbot that ability feels very hard to judge how good it is
Izandai: Look, I don't go "what the fuck" at new cards very often. I'm quite permissive when it comes to designs and power level. I see some goofy overstatted monster with three abilities and I'm like "lmao nice". But what the fuck?
ipoddodd: nonland permanent, so better than slavo
LRRbot: Broadside Bombardiers [2R] | Creature — Goblin Pirate [2/2] | Menace, haste / Boast — Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Broadside Bombardiers deals damage equal to 2 plus the sacrificed permanent's mana value to any target.
ipoddodd: speaking of new cards that make you go what the fuck
Bugberry: @Izandai Dealing with 3 opponents with 40 life each needs a lot.
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: Are those some Klimt card sleeves I am seeing
Oreo1369: it kills basically anything or they ate a quarter of their max health, that seems really good
LRRbot: Roaming Throne [4] | Artifact Creature — Golem [4/4] | Ward {2} / As Roaming Throne enters, choose a creature type. / Roaming Throne is the chosen type in addition to its other types. / If a triggered ability of another creature you control of the chosen type triggers, it triggers an additional time.
superdude097: !card Firey Islet
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Pharmacistjudge: I'm surprised ben didn't throw the mox at the dork
Izandai: @Bugberry Oh it's a Commander card. Well no wonder it has stupid nonsense numbers.
KeytarCat: RecentBullshit dot dek
superdude097: !card Fiery Islet
LRRbot: Fiery Islet | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {U} or {R}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Fiery Islet: Draw a card.
ThePixelSavage:
a human throne .... made from humans 
Pharmacistjudge: anytime after attack
ipoddodd: after you've declared it as a creature
ipoddodd: that's attacking
LRRbot: Harmonic Prodigy [1R] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/3] | Prowess / If an ability of a Shaman or another Wizard you control triggers, that ability triggers an additional time.
superdude097: Is Ben losing life from Fiery Islet?
Pharmacistjudge: ward trigger
LRRbot: Star Athlete [1RR] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/2] | Menace / Whenever Star Athlete attacks, choose up to one target nonland permanent. Its controller may sacrifice it. If they don't, Star Athlete deals 5 damage to that player. / Blitz {3}{R}
Walla_tv: triggers twice i think
MegaDosX: He's a warrior
WiJohn: So you've paid ward
MegaDosX: Oh you mean ward triggers
AugmentingPath: @Walla_tv only once, throne says "other"
MegaDosX: !card roaming Throne
LRRbot: Roaming Throne [4] | Artifact Creature — Golem [4/4] | Ward {2} / As Roaming Throne enters, choose a creature type. / Roaming Throne is the chosen type in addition to its other types. / If a triggered ability of another creature you control of the chosen type triggers, it triggers an additional time.
Bugberry: @Walla_tv another creature.
ipoddodd: Another is somewhere on roaming throne
ztghostie: roaming throne is "another creature"
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Because 4/4 artifacts for 4 with a limited trigger doubling effect aren't strong enough, it also needs ward.
Walla_tv: oh my bad
MegaDosX:
Yeah, another creature, if it worked that way it'd be pretty busted 
ztghostie:
It does double the ward triggers of other creautures, frustratingly enough
AugmentingPath: @MegaDosX two thrones on the same type do work that way, and it is, in fact, pretty busted
ztghostie: of the chosen type, I should specify
ipoddodd: Athlete seems kind of oppressive this game tbh
Oreo1369: turn 1 dork or mox into turn 2 star seems good
MegaDosX: @augmentingpath Sounds about right. Also, vile.
protocol_gamma: !card Broadside Bombadiers
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Pharmacistjudge: put the olympian in the cannon. find another olympian
LRRbot: Preordain [U] | Sorcery | Scry 2, then draw a card.
Blasteg: star athelete made a horrendus tackle and is red carded
Oreo1369: Paul is Cool
MyrddintheWizard:
Oreo1369: Ben is Cool too
Bugberry: @Dread_Pirate_Westley how much should a creature cost before Ward 2 is easy to pay for?
Pharmacistjudge: then you shake it all about?
LRRbot: Endurance [1GG] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/4] | Flash / Reach / When Endurance enters, up to one target player puts all the cards from their graveyard on the bottom of their library in a random order. / Evoke—Exile a green card from your hand.
LRRbot: Avacyn's Pilgrim [G] | Creature — Human Monk [1/1] | {T}: Add {W}.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @Bugberry As a curmudgeonly old Magic player, I think a vanilla 4/4 artifact should cost 5.
micalovits: Broadside is one hell of a magic card
Oreo1369: Blitz it
Bugberry: @Dread_Pirate_Westley at Rare?
Izandai: @Dread_Pirate_Westley Do you need me to find you a cloud to yell at? We've got plenty of spares down here.
WiJohn: 5 colorless for a 4/4? It better have an upkeep cost!
JosephDeath: It's from Rocky isn't it?
Kentosaurus: Mack the Knife?
LRRbot: Prismatic Vista | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Prismatic Vista: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: !card stone golem
LRRbot: Stone Golem [5] | Artifact Creature — Golem [4/4]
TK_Squared: Micky is Rocky's trainer.
eh_yo_flake: its from rocky
KWardJenx: Micky
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Ahh. Magic how it should be.
eh_yo_flake: “ya gotta cut me mick”
Oreo1369: is Mac = mac and cheese
LRRbot: Bonecrusher Giant // Stomp | Bonecrusher Giant [2R] | Creature — Giant [4/3] | Whenever Bonecrusher Giant becomes the target of a spell, Bonecrusher Giant deals 2 damage to that spell's controller. // Stomp [1R] | Instant — Adventure | Damage can't be prevented this turn. Stomp deals 2 damage to any target.
Jadaris: someone please photoshop Bubsy Malone i am dying lmao
Grinnin_Gin: oof ouch my bones
LoadingReadyRun: tbh, that sounds like a pun from the game
LRRbot: Eternal Witness [1GG] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/1] | When Eternal Witness enters, you may return target card from your graveyard to your hand.
Juliamon: I love that Witness art
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Oreo1369: out of sheer curiosity, what did you take out, Ben?
LRRbot: Slickshot Show-Off [1R] | Creature — Bird Wizard [1/2] | Flying, haste / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Slickshot Show-Off gets +2/+0 until end of turn. / Plot {1}{R}
LRRbot: Rancor [G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +2/+0 and has trample. / When Rancor is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return Rancor to its owner's hand.
SkiaSymphonia: Are we missing some land life loss or did I miss something?
LRRbot: Misty Rainforest | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Misty Rainforest: Search your library for a Forest or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
SkiaSymphonia: (sorry I hate backseating i was just confused)
LRRbot: Amped Raptor [1R] | Creature — Dinosaur [2/1] | First strike / When Amped Raptor enters, you get {E}{E}. Then if you cast it from your hand, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card. You may cast that card by paying an amount of {E} equal to its mana value rather than paying its mana cost.
LRRbot: Dreadhorde Arcanist [1R] | Creature — Zombie Wizard [1/3] | Trample / Whenever Dreadhorde Arcanist attacks, you may cast target instant or sorcery card with mana value less than or equal to Dreadhorde Arcanist's power from your graveyard without paying its mana cost. If that spell would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.
Mr_Bitterness: !decks
SongsFromMyGoat: Oh no how much have I missed?
LRRbot: Light Up the Stage [2R] | Sorcery | Spectacle {R} / Exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.
as_ever_ellesandra: @SongsFromMyGoat round 1 which was serge v wheeler and g1 of round 2
LRRbot: Audacity [G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +2/+0 and has trample. / When Audacity is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.
MegaDosX: Such audacity
LRRbot: Archdruid's Charm [GGG] | Instant | Choose one — / • Search your library for a creature or land card and reveal it. Put it onto the battlefield tapped if it's a land card. Otherwise, put it into your hand. Then shuffle. / • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control. / • Exile target artifact or enchantment.
CrossXhunteR: cheevo unlocked
theamc2000: is audacity a card i. the incarnation cycle?
Mr_Bitterness: Amped Raptor is on so many energy drinks
Oreo1369: Oh okay, thanks. I was just wondering if there were certain aspects or cards you didn't want to play for the FNPF.
Teslamat: !card audacity
LRRbot: Audacity [G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +2/+0 and has trample. / When Audacity is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.
Bugberry: Amped Raptor alt for the Toronto Raptors.
LRRbot: Delighted Halfling [G] | Creature — Halfling Citizen [1/2] | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a legendary spell, and that spell can't be countered.
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LRRbot: Incinerate [1R] | Instant | Incinerate deals 3 damage to any target. A creature dealt damage this way can't be regenerated this turn.
MegaDosX: Is the Audacity the misprinted version too?
Dog_of_Myth:
Mr_Bitterness: Really like Ben's deck, its my kind of "Burn and Turn stuff Sideways" straightforward that I dig.
MegaDosX: You need some salt for your food to taste good though
MegaDosX: You can't just go without
Pharmacistjudge: airport cinnabon is a thing
TheRatKings: They can be in airports
Juliamon: Airports are basically malls
kumatsu: every mall must have a cinnabon and a wetzel's pretzels
avjamethyst: there was one in a chicago train station
TheRatKings: Paul got me
as_ever_ellesandra: airports are new age malls
DeM0nFiRe: airport is big mall send toot
HedgehogKnight: He's not wrong
Finalsora811: He's right, and he should say it!
niccus: airport is malls with even more price overhead
micalovits: A trainstation is just a small mall
CrossXhunteR: there is a place near me that sells cinnabon not in a airport or mall, but it is still inside another restaurant
as_ever_ellesandra: as soon as you have a cinnabon you're a mall
Teslamat: train stations are just airports of the ground
Cupstr: there was one in a hotel I stayed at once
SkiaSymphonia: what about perfume from the Cinnabon?
Kentosaurus: Million dollar idea: cinnabon perfume
niccus: truly the remora of establishments
Kentosaurus: @SkiaSymphonia Great minds think alike
Juliamon: There are definitely cinnamon bun perfumes (and willing to bet Demeter does one)
Pharmacistjudge: cinnabon also collabs with other fast food restaurants
Teslamat:
@niccus 
TheRatKings: very pretty mystic
SkiaSymphonia: @Kentosaurus mhm
Larkonus: Is Nelly's deck triple sleeved? It seems really thick.
theamc2000: mall perfume goves me a headache. also airport perfume. there airport is mall
LRRbot: Dreadhorde Arcanist [1R] | Creature — Zombie Wizard [1/3] | Trample / Whenever Dreadhorde Arcanist attacks, you may cast target instant or sorcery card with mana value less than or equal to Dreadhorde Arcanist's power from your graveyard without paying its mana cost. If that spell would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.
LRRbot: Bloodstained Mire | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Bloodstained Mire: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
CrossXhunteR: going out, playing magic with strangers. what a time
blackroseimmortal7: I thought the monarch token was always a crab
Pharmacistjudge:
spawnofhastur: i wish i could play magic in paper again
zombub: Introducing monarchy against blitz seems dangerous
MegaDosX: Whoops!
spawnofhastur: judge!
as_ever_ellesandra: there is Llanowar Visionary
LRRbot: Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer [R] | Legendary Creature — Monkey Pirate [2/1] | Whenever Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token and exile the top card of that player's library. Until end of turn, you may cast that card. / Dash {1}{R}
Pharmacistjudge:
Khalstrom: As a collecter of elves stuff like that happens to me all the time
theamc2000: do I hear that Serge is doing well at magic?
LRRbot: Dragon's Rage Channeler [R] | Creature — Human Shaman [1/1] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, surveil 1. / Delirium — As long as there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, Dragon's Rage Channeler gets +2/+2, has flying, and attacks each combat if able.
TheRatKings: I love drc so much
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midnightcurryjazz: deckcheck this man
theamc2000: Benboozeled
TheRatKings: traded for an old border DRC recently too. They are my pride and joy
spawnofhastur: watching highlander and drinking tea, this is a good morning.
TrueNateNemesis: deck reg error - replace with a basic
irikaj: Does anyone remember short lived Hasbro toy advert cartoon Visionaries
LRRbot: Collision // Colossus | Collision [1{R/G}] | Instant | Collision deals 6 damage to target creature with flying. // Colossus [RG] | Instant | Target creature gets +4/+2 and gains trample until end of turn.
Mr_Bitterness: Monkey yearns for the fields
irikaj: Because I don't think I've heard the word visionary so much since then
Finalsora811: Couldn't you, Nelson, let the Surveil trigger resolve before the Colossus does and still swords?
LRRbot: Endurance [1GG] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/4] | Flash / Reach / When Endurance enters, up to one target player puts all the cards from their graveyard on the bottom of their library in a random order. / Evoke—Exile a green card from your hand.
an_archist2: i think optimal play is to let the surveil resolve before casting swords, to deny them as much information as possible
TheAwkes: Who says Visionary more: Magic players, film nerds, or tech bros?
superdude097: Not Ragavan!
spawnofhastur: is ben's list running FOMO?
micalovits: Yea, monkey is still working the fields
LRRbot: Preordain [U] | Sorcery | Scry 2, then draw a card.
Bugberry: @TheAwkes self-help gurus
LRRbot: Pawpatch Recruit [G] | Creature — Rabbit Warrior [2/1] | Offspring {2} / Trample / Whenever a creature you control becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control other than that creature.
AutonomousTurtle: Wheeler's pawping off
LRRbot: Recruiter of the Guard [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | When Recruiter of the Guard enters, you may search your library for a creature card with toughness 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
spawnofhastur: a happy wheeler is a healthy wheeler
theamc2000: I like Ben’s mini card
TheWriterAleph: your pawpaw?
MegaDosX: I love the offspring tokens
LRRbot: Spellseeker [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | When Spellseeker enters, you may search your library for an instant or sorcery card with mana value 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
niccus: i hope future commander decks have a dripfeed of one-off offsprings
LRRbot: Ephemerate [W] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. / Rebound
LRRbot: Time Walk [1U] | Sorcery | Take an extra turn after this one.
TheDevil_Risen:
I love that spellseeker art
LRRbot: Bonecrusher Giant // Stomp | Bonecrusher Giant [2R] | Creature — Giant [4/3] | Whenever Bonecrusher Giant becomes the target of a spell, Bonecrusher Giant deals 2 damage to that spell's controller. // Stomp [1R] | Instant — Adventure | Damage can't be prevented this turn. Stomp deals 2 damage to any target.
Aceviru: Oh no pawpaw
LRRbot: Play with Fire [R] | Instant | Play with Fire deals 2 damage to any target. If a player is dealt damage this way, scry 1.
ghizmou: if only this mystic was a visionary
LRRbot: Eternal Witness [1GG] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/1] | When Eternal Witness enters, you may return target card from your graveyard to your hand.
LRRbot: Time Walk [1U] | Sorcery | Take an extra turn after this one.
TheDevil_Risen:
thanks Nelly and BenBen
as_ever_ellesandra: endurance
CrossXhunteR: 4 player canlander
an_archist2: surprise Paul v. Beej match
MyrddintheWizard: @an_archist2 YES!
Electrum516: !deck
Juliamon: !decks
Electrum516:
@Juliamon thank you champ 
TheRatKings: heck yea
MegaDosX: RIP Wheeler
DeM0nFiRe: F
TheDevil_Risen: RiP Wheeler
LRRbot: Agate Instigator [1R] | Creature — Lizard Rogue [1/3] | Offspring {1}{R} / Whenever another creature you control enters, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.
ztghostie: wheeler stepped through a suspicious new door with moths carved into it during the break. I'm sure he's fine.
LRRbot: Flagstones of Trokair | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W}. / When Flagstones of Trokair is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you may search your library for a Plains card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Mr_Bitterness: He can't keep getting away with it!
LRRbot: Thraben Inspector [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/2] | When Thraben Inspector enters, investigate.
Blasteg: I swaer Ben draw that mox every day lmao
Natedogg2: Serge is no longer clueless.
Oreo1369: Both the aggro deck get their moxes
MegaDosX: Cool!
pleonasticTautology: that is sick as hell oh my gog
pn55: Ooo very cool
CrossXhunteR: what's the reverse of the treasure?
pleonasticTautology: what's the one on the back of the—
MegaDosX: Don't grab a Taiga by the tail
pleonasticTautology: lmao 🤝
LRRbot: Overprotect [1G] | Instant | Target creature you control gets +3/+3 and gains trample, hexproof, and indestructible until end of turn.
LRRbot: Path to Exile [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
CrossXhunteR: blor, no longer impervious
LRRbot: Battlefield Forge | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}. Battlefield Forge deals 1 damage to you.
LRRbot: Laelia, the Blade Reforged [2R] | Legendary Creature — Spirit Warrior [2/2] | Haste / Whenever Laelia, the Blade Reforged attacks, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn. / Whenever one or more cards are put into exile from your library and/or your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on Laelia.
superdude097: Lizard is exiled, yes?
MegaDosX: BnT
MegaDosX: Also yes lizard is exiled
LRRbot: Sunbaked Canyon | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {R} or {W}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Sunbaked Canyon: Draw a card.
MegaDosX: Horizon land but the Doctor Who art
CrossXhunteR: they sure have made a bunch of lands
LRRbot: Caves of Chaos Adventurer [3R] | Creature — Human Barbarian [5/3] | Trample / When Caves of Chaos Adventurer enters, you take the initiative. / Whenever Caves of Chaos Adventurer attacks, exile the top card of your library. If you've completed a dungeon, you may play that card this turn without paying its mana cost. Otherwise, you may play that card this turn.
Diabore: i agree serge
Diabore: i even complimented it earlier
MegaDosX: Well it's either that or Blood and Death, but that sounds too much like a Rakdos deck
TrueNateNemesis: no love for DeathMoon?
Walla_tv: !decklist
Electrum516: !decks
Diabore: which enchanter?
blackroseimmortal7: cool blood synergy deck
MegaDosX: !card witch enchanter
LRRbot: Witch Enchanter [3W] (back: Witch-Blessed Meadow) | Creature — Human Warlock [2/2] | When Witch Enchanter enters, destroy target artifact or enchantment an opponent controls.
CrossXhunteR: which enchanter?
MegaDosX: This enchanter
Electrum516: Disenchanter
gcu_pure_big_mad_boat_man: dis enchanter
CrossXhunteR: !card stump stomp
LRRbot: Stump Stomp [1{R/G}] (back: Burnwillow Clearing) | Sorcery | Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature or planeswalker you don't control.
as_ever_ellesandra: you could play the sundering eruption
Pharmacistjudge: takes notes serge is weak to harbinger of teh seas
blackroseimmortal7: I also like moon and taxes
flyman347: moon and taxes sounds UW
flyman347: moonfolk taxes
blackroseimmortal7:
@flyman347 uwu?
blackroseimmortal7: @flyman347 that sounds like an awesome deck idea
Pharmacistjudge: i agree with "this"
dasdardly: this
joinempiretoday: average CMC of the deck?
lamina5432: I do one of the three
Cupstr: I would have done it different and probably worse
blackroseimmortal7: I like it
niccus: i mean... if in doubt, you mulligan, right?
LRRbot: Flagstones of Trokair | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W}. / When Flagstones of Trokair is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you may search your library for a Plains card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Diabore: i think i go with option 1 personally
LRRbot: Esper Sentinel [W] | Artifact Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | Whenever an opponent casts their first noncreature spell each turn, draw a card unless that player pays {X}, where X is Esper Sentinel's power.
LRRbot: Harmonic Prodigy [1R] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/3] | Prowess / If an ability of a Shaman or another Wizard you control triggers, that ability triggers an additional time.
Bugberry: Just give it Changeling.
Diabore: new blue leyline lets goooo
blackroseimmortal7: but did you consider discarding the sentinel...
Natedogg2: So double prowess.
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LRRbot: Karplusan Forest | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}. Karplusan Forest deals 1 damage to you.
Bugberry: @Diabore or Conspiracy
LRRbot: Bonecrusher Giant // Stomp | Bonecrusher Giant [2R] | Creature — Giant [4/3] | Whenever Bonecrusher Giant becomes the target of a spell, Bonecrusher Giant deals 2 damage to that spell's controller. // Stomp [1R] | Instant — Adventure | Damage can't be prevented this turn. Stomp deals 2 damage to any target.
TrueNateNemesis:
"new" art from 2022 
LRRbot: Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
LRRbot: Elegant Parlor | Land — Mountain Plains | Elegant Parlor enters tapped. / When Elegant Parlor enters, surveil 1.
Cupstr: Serge “Never didn’t have it” Yeager
TheDevil_Risen: so jelly, still have to wait until the 4th to the 8th of october to get my copy of that art of swrods
TheDevil_Risen: SLD mystery booster 2 as well
CrossXhunteR: it's in the festival in a box, i believe
Veraphage: swords to pennyfarthings
Dog_of_Myth:
Aceviru: haha
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Diabore: my swords, theyre so sick
Bugberry: swords your own swords
LRRbot: Prismatic Vista | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Prismatic Vista: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Thalia, Guardian of Thraben [1W] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [2/1] | First strike / Noncreature spells cost {1} more to cast.
TheDevil_Risen: he's a Tulip farmer
Iam3DHomer: retired Nadu
LRRbot: Bonecrusher Giant // Stomp | Bonecrusher Giant [2R] | Creature — Giant [4/3] | Whenever Bonecrusher Giant becomes the target of a spell, Bonecrusher Giant deals 2 damage to that spell's controller. // Stomp [1R] | Instant — Adventure | Damage can't be prevented this turn. Stomp deals 2 damage to any target.
rosiedog88: @LoadingReadyRun Watching friday night canlander is the perfect way to end a long day of moving apartments. Thank you for producing awesome content!
TrueNateNemesis: hold on! these 100 card singleton games aren't playing out the same AT ALL!
lirazel64: Little guy, living in peace
isthatRaaaaay: it reminds me of the bird from "Dont hug me I'm scared"
MegaDosX: The one that nearly made the Springfield Nuclear Plant blow uop
MegaDosX: up*
lirazel64: Stork?
LRRbot: Selfless Spirit [1W] | Creature — Spirit Cleric [2/1] | Flying / Sacrifice Selfless Spirit: Creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn.
Diabore: i heard that
LRRbot: Wrenn's Resolve [1R] | Sorcery | Exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.
flyman347: LMAO
Mr_Horrible: end of your *NEXT* turn, to be clear
Larkonus: All-too common response to Thalia.
Mr_Horrible:
but yeah, the mox weeps
LonelyTex: h e l l o
CrossXhunteR: you can pay 1 mana, then you can produce 1 mana
LonelyTex: Oh boy
Mr_Horrible: I thought for a second the mox was a land and was like "oh perfect" but alas
Diabore: morph or disguise?
Pharmacistjudge: Tex! how are you feeling
Diabore: ok disguise
Mr_Bitterness: Disguise? It's Willbender
LonelyTex: @Pharmacistjudge I am OK. pain is managable
Bobtheninjagoldfish: anyone else remember Serge's "if there is any Justice in this world".. when he was stomping a mudhole in Ben.
Natedogg2: Which guise? 'dis guise!
Mr_Horrible: honestly miffed they didn't use disguise to print a Wontbender
MegaDosX: Boltbender technically
Natedogg2: We have Boltbender now.
gcu_pure_big_mad_boat_man: we did, it was goblin bolt bender
Hangedman: won'tbender
MegaDosX: !card boltbender
LRRbot: Boltbender [3R] | Creature — Goblin Wizard [4/2] | Disguise {1}{R} / When Boltbender is turned face up, you may choose new targets for any number of other spells and/or abilities.
superdude097: Didn't the commander set have red willbender?
Mr_Horrible: or, a Waybender, to use the other gimmick
LRRbot: Searing Spear [1R] | Instant | Searing Spear deals 3 damage to any target.
Pharmacistjudge: !card boltbender
LRRbot: Boltbender [3R] | Creature — Goblin Wizard [4/2] | Disguise {1}{R} / When Boltbender is turned face up, you may choose new targets for any number of other spells and/or abilities.
Pharmacistjudge: they did do a riff on it
TheDevil_Risen: I love those Suspected/Morph/Cloaked tokens they made, i wish i could get one haha
Mr_Horrible: searing spear, ain't seen that one in a while
LRRbot: Unyielding Gatekeeper [1W] | Creature — Elephant Cleric [3/2] | Disguise {1}{W} / When Unyielding Gatekeeper is turned face up, exile another target nonland permanent. If you controlled it, return it to the battlefield tapped. Otherwise, its controller creates a 2/2 white and blue Detective creature token.
Mr_Horrible: hmm, I call that close but not close enough for government work @Pharmacistjudge
MegaDosX: !card bonecrusher giant
LRRbot: Bonecrusher Giant // Stomp | Bonecrusher Giant [2R] | Creature — Giant [4/3] | Whenever Bonecrusher Giant becomes the target of a spell, Bonecrusher Giant deals 2 damage to that spell's controller. // Stomp [1R] | Instant — Adventure | Damage can't be prevented this turn. Stomp deals 2 damage to any target.
Mai_Andra: aw, I miss NHL Hitz. One of the first games I bought for GameCube, and one of the few sports games i really liked.
drcthulu: white weenie
Mr_Bitterness: White/Green for me for Serge
theamc2000: Serge is base white
CrossXhunteR: nayablade
SquirrelEarl: #teamorder
spawnofhastur: White is the colour of stax and mass land destruction.
spawnofhastur: that's certainly Serge
MegaDosX: "You're the whitest person I know Serge" - Ben, probably >_>
joinempiretoday: red
Diabore: white
Mai_Andra: The whitest white bread.
Cavemanhar: black
lamina5432: serve is team order too
joinempiretoday:
knew it
Bugberry: Serge is very orderly though. Most of the games he plays on Twitch regularly are very White oriented.
Pharmacistjudge: green has a wider pool. white has a concentration of good cards
Juliamon: Serge actually just Molander
LRRbot: Brutal Cathar [2W] (back: Moonrage Brute) | Creature — Human Soldier Werewolf [2/2] | When this creature enters or transforms into Brutal Cathar, exile target creature an opponent controls until this creature leaves the battlefield. / Daybound
MegaDosX: WOW
Bugberry: Minecraft is very White, setting up systems and stoneworking.
isthatRaaaaay: RUDE
MegaDosX: "Here have this detective. Now you don't have this detective."
cheshire_creeper: sdffsdljkfsdljkfsdlkfsd
TheRatKings: Serge *is* green white enchantress to me.
pn55:
theamc2000: true white behavior
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Cupstr: give a Ben a break, jeez
Diabore: so its day
Iam3DHomer: Serge is gaming. At least he left Ben with lands?
Mr_Horrible: Exile? Never heard of 'er. Anyway-
Bugberry: Satisfactory is also a very White kind of game.
MegaDosX: SERGE
theamc2000: Serge
LRRbot: Laelia, the Blade Reforged [2R] | Legendary Creature — Spirit Warrior [2/2] | Haste / Whenever Laelia, the Blade Reforged attacks, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn. / Whenever one or more cards are put into exile from your library and/or your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on Laelia.
Dog_of_Myth:
Mr_Horrible: ah, so you complain about exile and yet you participate in it
Mr_Horrible: curious
Pharmacistjudge: Serge I associate you with the following decks. WU Tempo, WR equipment, WGx Enchantress and Gx Lands. 3 of those decks have significant white.
LRRbot: Inti, Seneschal of the Sun [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Whenever you attack, you may discard a card. When you do, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature. It gains trample until end of turn. / Whenever you discard one or more cards, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card until your next end step.
Mr_Horrible: Sheev Palpatine voice: "Do it."
MegaDosX: Ben's gonna leave
LRRbot: Walking Ballista [XX] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/0] | Walking Ballista enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. / {4}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Walking Ballista. / Remove a +1/+1 counter from Walking Ballista: It deals 1 damage to any target.
Mr_Horrible: Inti getting a proper burial
Dog_of_Myth:
Veshnikard: The nicest guy to strip lock you
Mr_Horrible: some say Ben himself was sent to exile
Stormgod519: I made it!
MegaDosX: Gross.
Stormgod519: Evening!
CrossXhunteR: you bottomed a get lost on the mulligan, right?
Stormgod519: Hi Serge
Stormgod519: i see you looking at us
Diabore: id have probably done the fetch
Stormgod519: ^
RummyKegstealer: YARR!!!
CrossXhunteR: !white plume adventurer
CrossXhunteR: !card white plume adventurer
LRRbot: White Plume Adventurer [2W] | Creature — Orc Cleric [3/3] | When White Plume Adventurer enters, you take the initiative. / At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, untap a creature you control. If you've completed a dungeon, untap all creatures you control instead.
Stormgod519: idk if yall have an answer to this: any plans to revist cEDH on FNPF? Either with a meme-esc theme like the terrible tribal or a more serious night of serious commander? Talked about it a bit yesterday
LRRbot: Boseiju, Who Endures | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {G}. / Channel — {1}{G}, Discard Boseiju, Who Endures: Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or nonbasic land an opponent controls. That player may search their library for a land card with a basic land type, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
LRRbot: Birds of Paradise [G] | Creature — Bird [0/1] | Flying / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
CrossXhunteR: that's a cool bop
Stormgod519: cEDH accidentally came up during the stream yesterday during star wars lol
LRRbot: Inspiring Vantage | Land | Inspiring Vantage enters tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
Stormgod519: ooo
LRRbot: Aether Vial [1] | Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial. / {T}: You may put a creature card with mana value equal to the number of charge counters on Aether Vial from your hand onto the battlefield.
Stormgod519: Pretty bop
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absoluteseeker: Is that BoP an alter or alt art I= Looking damn good
Cavemanhar: alter
LRRbot: Chrome Mox [0] | Artifact | Imprint — When Chrome Mox enters, you may exile a nonartifact, nonland card from your hand. / {T}: Add one mana of any of the exiled card's colors.
LRRbot: Teleportation Circle [3W] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your end step, exile up to one target artifact or creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
LRRbot: Lonis, Cryptozoologist [GU] | Legendary Creature — Snake Elf Scout [1/2] | Whenever another nontoken creature you control enters, investigate. / {T}, Sacrifice X Clues: Target opponent reveals the top X cards of their library. You may put a nonland permanent card with mana value X or less from among them onto the battlefield under your control. That player puts the rest on the bottom of their library in a random order.
Diabore: its a goodun
Stormgod519: MH2
Diabore: love lonis
MegaDosX: Lonis is a lot of words but is fairly simple to grok
LRRbot: Elves of Deep Shadow [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {B}. Elves of Deep Shadow deals 1 damage to you.
LRRbot: Skullclamp [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/−1. / Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards. / Equip {1}
Stormgod519: Urza was MH1, that symbol is from MH2, same as Esper Sentinel
LRRbot: Arid Mesa | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Arid Mesa: Search your library for a Mountain or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Diabore: i have lonis in my yarok deck on arena
Stormgod519: damn, that's a lot of stuff
theamc2000: pyroclasm seems nice
MegaDosX: I have Lonis in my Alistair the Brigadier deck
Diabore: thats a really nice clamp
LSRubin: Simic Game Objects is a hell of an archetype
Stormgod519: ?
CrossXhunteR: 1 million mana
MegaDosX: You said it Serge
theamc2000: fury math
pleonasticTautology: @MegaDosX wait, as in lethbridge-stewart?
PorpoisesUnknown: Serge casting magic IRL
Stormgod519: what were you trying to summon there Serge?
LRRbot: Shadowspear [1] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and lifelink. / {1}: Permanents your opponents control lose hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. / Equip {2}
MegaDosX: @pleonasticTautology Brigadier General himself, yes
MegaDosX: !card alistair the brigadier
LRRbot: Alistair, the Brigadier [1GWU] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [3/3] | Whenever you cast a historic spell, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token. / Whenever Alistair attacks, you may pay {8}. If you do, creatures you control get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of historic permanents you control.
pleonasticTautology: @MegaDosX 🥺
LRRbot: Thalia, Guardian of Thraben [1W] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [2/1] | First strike / Noncreature spells cost {1} more to cast.
pleonasticTautology: oh he's SO GOOD
CrossXhunteR: he's taxing
MegaDosX: Serge today playing the role of the Canadian tax office (idk what you call it over there)
Stormgod519: i need to actually play a game of canlander
micalovits: He even has a very fancy "crown" in play!
LRRbot: Aarakocra Sneak [3U] | Creature — Bird Rogue [1/4] | Flying / When Aarakocra Sneak enters, you take the initiative.
CrossXhunteR: ive not seen this one before
Fruan: Nelly is the double king
Stormgod519: i have a fringe pet deck i made plus i grabbed a gruul monsters list that I liked, so I just need to really need to actually play them now
MegaDosX: Initiative and monarch in blink, gross
tatRip: it's for only the one who paid right?
Nimiphi: oh wow, didnt expect to see the worst 4 mana initiative creature
Diabore: not play land step?
Pharmacistjudge: nelly not playing the land for turn?
MegaDosX: Evidently he forgot >_>
LRRbot: Recruiter of the Guard [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | When Recruiter of the Guard enters, you may search your library for a creature card with toughness 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Cupstr: Nelly is playing 5d chess
Nimiphi: hold on; could be a big brain play
micalovits: I would play a 3 mana sorcery that said "take the initiative"
Stormgod519: uh oh
CrossXhunteR: he's taxing
Stormgod519: womp womp
midnightcurryjazz: judge
Stormgod519:
Pharmacistjudge:
Stormgod519: @Pharmacistjudge lol
Diabore: just gotta finish shuffling if you dont recruiter again
Stormgod519: Im only an RA, so I'd rather not make the final calls lol
spawnofhastur: the fun thing is that after you pay, if they flicker it, you gotta pay again.
Pharmacistjudge:
i am getting so much milage out of this silly MS paint made emote
midnightcurryjazz: Im an L1. Rip up serge's cards
MegaDosX:
@Stormgod519 Good thing Pharmacistjudge is here then, leave it to them
Dog_of_Myth:
MegaDosX: Holy shit Nelson
Aceviru: aha
drcthulu: plan let him talk he just keeps goozling himself
KWardJenx: Ha!!
Stormgod519: @MegaDosX yeah. im almost there, but without the official program there's not much I can even do yet. I still need an l2 or l3 on top of all that.
Stormgod519: it is helpful tho
Stormgod519: gave me a better understanding of how this game works
Nimiphi: you know what is great against initiative creatures? Come Back Wrong
LoadingReadyRun:
Tax Player: "Wait *I* have to pay taxes!?"
spawnofhastur: Solitude would be nice here I guess?
MegaDosX: "But at least I'm hateful"
Diabore: is serge on fury?
PorpoisesUnknown: Putting Nelson in Solitude would be good here
micalovits: Fury sadly is a 3/3
spawnofhastur: Can't recruiter fury, alas
Stormgod519: @LoadingReadyRun *insert gif of Ian going "CAPITALISM!!!" here*
Pharmacistjudge:
the island should probably be in play
LRRbot: White Orchid Phantom [WW] | Creature — Spirit Knight [2/2] | Flying, first strike / When White Orchid Phantom enters, destroy up to one target nonbasic land. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
micalovits: Funny that a card would probably be better if it was a 3/2 or 2/3
MegaDosX: Yeah Nelson forgetting his land drop last turn might become an issue now after that
DeM0nFiRe:
MegaDosX: Orchid the flower, not orchard the fruit farm
Stormgod519: lol
niccus: @Nimiphi gosh, Come Back Wrong on palace jailer sounds messed up
midnightcurryjazz: looooooooool
Stormgod519: I mean
MegaDosX: Or tree farm I guess
KWardJenx: Ha!!!
Diabore: nelly dutifully untapping his exile zone
Stormgod519: !card While Orchard
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Nimiphi: Reading the card explains the spelling of the card
CrossXhunteR: i think it was pronounced or-chid earlier as well, but that's fine
TheRatKings: A Serge card name. Was bothering me when it spread to nelson lol
MegaDosX:
Words are important Serge
Stormgod519: aight, it doenst matter
ztghostie: we are backseating pronunciations now I see
Bugberry: Do words matter around here?
LSRubin: wotc should print a card called Exotic Orchid in the next set, just to troll Serge
Pharmacistjudge: Serge, maybe you should considering doing the "year of not saying card names wrong"
spawnofhastur: you know i'm learning that Nelly might be the single most savage motherfucker in the LRR crew
Cptasparagus: "cool dad head" is certainly a term
Stormgod519: @ztghostie we're chat. you could've stopped at "we are backseating"
LRRbot: Umezawa's Jitte [2] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage, put two charge counters on Umezawa's Jitte. / Remove a charge counter from Umezawa's Jitte: Choose one — / • Equipped creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. / • Target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn. / • You gain 2 life. / Equip {2}
Kentosaurus: Absurdist manic energy and Cool Dad perfectly encapsulate Serge and Nellie
Stormgod519: Jitte!
mtvcdm: !advice
LRRbot: In order to make clear parts more effective, select three.
ztghostie:
@Stormgod519 fair enough
Stormgod519: !badadvice
LRRbot: Get modded in the borf.
rosesmcgee: We now know why Serge mispronounces card names. He doesn't care about that line of text on a card
dasdardly: it really is the least important line of text
MegaDosX: !card ghost quarter
LRRbot: Ghost Quarter | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Ghost Quarter: Destroy target land. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Cupstr: got his ass
Stormgod519: @rosesmcgee we have serge on video in a highlights saying "What kind of magic player reads the card? You just memorize what it does and then never confirm it."
MegaDosX: Untapped too
CrossXhunteR: !card leonin arbiter
LRRbot: Leonin Arbiter [1W] | Creature — Cat Cleric [2/2] | Players can't search libraries. Any player may pay {2} for that player to ignore this effect until end of turn.
Bugberry: !quote reading
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
rosesmcgee: @Stormgod519 but only the various stat lines and key words. Name is irrelevant
Pharmacistjudge: the witch is a land though
niccus: i refuse to take any responsibility
Bugberry: "this is going to annoy me more than it's going to annoy you"
Stormgod519: @rosesmcgee i know. im just bringing it up because it doesn't surprise me that Serge does this
LRRbot: Smuggler's Copter [2] | Artifact — Vehicle [3/3] | Flying / Whenever Smuggler's Copter attacks or blocks, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card. / Crew 1
Nimiphi: I miss the days of only needing to remember art and mechanics; now every card has like 6 different arts lol
superdude097: Copter costs 3
CrossXhunteR: !thalia, guardian of thraben
Diabore: ^
spawnofhastur: one of my sideboard plans in Modern of old in my Mardu deck was playing a game of "who will my Blood Moon screw up more?"
Bugberry: @Nimiphi Cards still had multiple arts from multiple different printings before variants became common.
LRRbot: Lonis, Cryptozoologist [GU] | Legendary Creature — Snake Elf Scout [1/2] | Whenever another nontoken creature you control enters, investigate. / {T}, Sacrifice X Clues: Target opponent reveals the top X cards of their library. You may put a nonland permanent card with mana value X or less from among them onto the battlefield under your control. That player puts the rest on the bottom of their library in a random order.
LRRbot: White Plume Adventurer [2W] | Creature — Orc Cleric [3/3] | When White Plume Adventurer enters, you take the initiative. / At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, untap a creature you control. If you've completed a dungeon, untap all creatures you control instead.
Nimiphi: dang, card reader sniped that from less than 100ms
Nimiphi:
@Bugberry true; but it was much easier in the past
TheDevil_Risen: Disrespected Mind Censor
LRRbot: Seasoned Dungeoneer [3W] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/4] | When Seasoned Dungeoneer enters, you take the initiative. / Whenever you attack, target attacking Cleric, Rogue, Warrior, or Wizard gains protection from creatures until end of turn. It explores.
MegaDosX: Here comes SIege Rhino!
LRRbot: Prismatic Vista | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Prismatic Vista: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Nimiphi: soul herder is so good!
MegaDosX: Big monke
Diabore: gotta be monkey
CrossXhunteR: chat, where do the non-selected cards go when this dungeon is completed
MegaDosX: Also Twining not Twinning
LRRbot: Orcish Bowmasters [1B] | Creature — Orc Archer [1/1] | Flash / When Orcish Bowmasters enters and whenever an opponent draws a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, Orcish Bowmasters deals 1 damage to any target. Then amass Orcs 1.
dasdardly: right they shuffle lol
Bugberry: @Nimiphi depends on the card. Some cards only had a couple printings, while some frequent reprints already had half a dozen.
MegaDosX: Shuffle
Nimiphi: yaya, shuffle the whole deck
TheRatKings: its shuffle because there isnt room to say 'put them on the bottom in a random order' on the token
TheRatKings: Maro mentioned that
Stormgod519: i love old borders on cards
Bugberry: old borders being harder to read?
Nimiphi: white plume is secretly seedborne muse
KWardJenx: More!!!!
PorpoisesUnknown: Nelly trying to win 1 and dip
Diabore: serge had a breakdown and nelly just attacked
corianderd: my channel points are on nelly
Diabore: you can make a gamba cori
Bugberry: Just play Magus of the Bazaar
corianderd: shant
Aceviru: Haha oh man
TheDevil_Risen: shame!
Stormgod519: Cori!
Pharmacistjudge:
Stormgod519: yeah
Nimiphi: I remember playing cEDH with friends and going through a whole counter battle and then realizing there was a Rule of Law in play at the end of it
CrossXhunteR: sometimes you just have to accidentally cheat a little. as a treat.
Natedogg2: It's easy to mess up when you're playing Magic. Even if you're good with the rules.
LRRbot: Ancient Tomb | Land | {T}: Add {C}{C}. Ancient Tomb deals 2 damage to you.
Stormgod519: something ive learned more as ive worked towards being a judge is that sometimes i can get in my own way lol
Sogheim: it makes me feel better that y'all make mistakes and work through it.
LRRbot: Smuggler's Copter [2] | Artifact — Vehicle [3/3] | Flying / Whenever Smuggler's Copter attacks or blocks, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card. / Crew 1
Stormgod519:
Diabore: we lootin, and we scootin, and we aint stoppin
LRRbot: Preordain [U] | Sorcery | Scry 2, then draw a card.
CrossXhunteR: i should check deck lists to see if serge is on Tax Collector, from the assassin's creed set
LRRbot: Reluctant Role Model [1W] | Creature — Human Survivor [2/2] | Survival — At the beginning of your second main phase, if Reluctant Role Model is tapped, put a flying, lifelink, or +1/+1 counter on it. / Whenever Reluctant Role Model or another creature you control dies, if it had counters on it, put those counters on up to one target creature.
Stormgod519: can we get an emote for Ancient tomb that's just animated doing an arch with your hands
Pharmacistjudge: nice to see my cosplay being played
Bugberry: Helicopter away to escape the haunted house
CrossXhunteR: !card novice inspector
LRRbot: Novice Inspector [W] | Creature — Human Detective [1/2] | When Novice Inspector enters, investigate.
Nimiphi: just a cartoon wheeler as spongebob in the "imagination" pose
PorpoisesUnknown: Slightly
Diabore: oh paul got the lurking art for this
Stormgod519: lol
Bugberry: Hair is similar
Pharmacistjudge: the haircut is similar
superdude097: If you squint
circusofkirkus: show your biceps for comparison
CrossXhunteR: have i ever seen serge without sleeves
Stormgod519: Looks like a shaved Ben
spawnofhastur: it's the hair, yeah
jimber_jam: similarish haircut?
Pharmacistjudge: you have the slight undercut
corianderd: if it was serge it would be dead in a closet
PorpoisesUnknown: Looks more like Jim
Stormgod519: oh yeah
Stormgod519: that is Jim
dumbo3k: I can't picture Serge without sleeves
Krobster: he looks like mclovin!
TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
LRRbot: Marsh Flats | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Marsh Flats: Search your library for a Plains or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
circusofkirkus: can we see your arms first to get a full comparison
KWardJenx: Asked and answered
corianderd: i've played ghost games with serge
Nimiphi: were they... spooky?
LRRbot: Shadowspear [1] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and lifelink. / {1}: Permanents your opponents control lose hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. / Equip {2}
spawnofhastur: we have seen many shadowspears this FNPF
Diabore: ow
Nimiphi: shadowspear is really really good
couchboyj: That cat Jesus is back on the escalator
Diabore: inb4 red source on top
spawnofhastur: i mean we still see it a decent amount in 7PH where Urza's Saga is pointed
LRRbot: Urza's Saga | Enchantment Land — Urza's Saga | I — Urza's Saga gains "{T}: Add {C}." / II — Urza's Saga gains "{2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'" / III — Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost {0} or {1}, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
TheDevil_Risen:
Red source 
LRRbot: Knight of Autumn [1GW] | Creature — Dryad Knight [2/1] | When Knight of Autumn enters, choose one — / • Put two +1/+1 counters on Knight of Autumn. / • Destroy target artifact or enchantment. / • You gain 4 life.
LRRbot: Spellseeker [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | When Spellseeker enters, you may search your library for an instant or sorcery card with mana value 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Iam3DHomer: "I'm never gonna draw a red source" - Spoken like a true white player
Stormgod519: lol
Stormgod519: thanks for that Serge
TheDevil_Risen: lol
Bugberry: !card orchid
LRRbot: Did you mean: White Orchid Phantom; Knight of the White Orchid
LRRbot: Flagstones of Trokair | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W}. / When Flagstones of Trokair is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you may search your library for a Plains card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Giver of Runes [W] | Creature — Kor Cleric [1/2] | {T}: Another target creature you control gains protection from colorless or from the color of your choice until end of turn.
Tweygoh: an orchid orchard would be pretty
TheDevil_Risen:
as long as its not a dual under his chair
LRRbot: Priest of Ancient Lore [2W] | Creature — Dwarf Cleric [2/1] | When Priest of Ancient Lore enters, you gain 1 life and draw a card.
Nimiphi: If an exile that comes right back is a blink, then is an exile that returns at end of turn a nap?
LRRbot: Steelshaper's Gift [W] | Sorcery | Search your library for an Equipment card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
TheRatKings: common 3 mana 2/1 in canlander? Love to see it
LRRbot: Elves of Deep Shadow [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {B}. Elves of Deep Shadow deals 1 damage to you.
LRRbot: Gaea's Cradle | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {G} for each creature you control.
LRRbot: Spellseeker [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | When Spellseeker enters, you may search your library for an instant or sorcery card with mana value 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: elves of deep shadow is still playable in 2024?
Stormgod519: LOL
LRRbot: Ephemerate [W] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. / Rebound
PorpoisesUnknown: little of a little of b
LRRbot: Blood Moon [2R] | Enchantment | Nonbasic lands are Mountains.
Mr_Horrible: I mean, turning off cradle also not the worst, at least for half a turn
LRRbot: Solitude [3WW] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/2] | Flash / Lifelink / When Solitude enters, exile up to one other target creature. That creature's controller gains life equal to its power. / Evoke—Exile a white card from your hand.
LRRbot: Green Sun's Zenith [XG] | Sorcery | Search your library for a green creature card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Shuffle Green Sun's Zenith into its owner's library.
Stormgod519: heck yeah
LRRbot: Knight of Autumn [1GW] | Creature — Dryad Knight [2/1] | When Knight of Autumn enters, choose one — / • Put two +1/+1 counters on Knight of Autumn. / • Destroy target artifact or enchantment. / • You gain 4 life.
Stormgod519: aw dang
LRRbot: Strip Mine | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Strip Mine: Destroy target land.
LRRbot: Lion Sash [1W] | Artifact Creature — Equipment Cat [1/1] | {W}: Exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a permanent card, put a +1/+1 counter on Lion Sash. / Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each +1/+1 counter on Lion Sash. / Reconfigure {2}
CrossXhunteR: did he need to activate the elves of deep shadow there?
Diabore: @CrossXhunteR no, but his first thought was siege rhino, which did need elves
Nimiphi: more of a blood eclipse really
LRRbot: Twining Twins // Swift Spiral | Twining Twins [2UU] | Creature — Faerie Wizard [4/4] | Flying, vigilance, ward {1} // Swift Spiral [1W] | Instant — Adventure | Exile target nontoken creature. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
LRRbot: Eladamri's Call [GW] | Instant | Search your library for a creature card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Diabore: RHINO
Stormgod519: choo chooooo
CrossXhunteR: !card siege rhino
LRRbot: Siege Rhino [1WBG] | Creature — Rhino [4/5] | Trample / When Siege Rhino enters, each opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life.
TheDevil_Risen: LETS GOOO
TheDevil_Risen: Rhino Time!
Nimiphi: until end of turn effects end during cleanup after things that trigger at the end step
LRRbot: Siege Rhino [1WBG] | Creature — Rhino [4/5] | Trample / When Siege Rhino enters, each opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life.
PorpoisesUnknown: Woody Footies
DeM0nFiRe: 🦏
LRRbot: White Plume Adventurer [2W] | Creature — Orc Cleric [3/3] | When White Plume Adventurer enters, you take the initiative. / At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, untap a creature you control. If you've completed a dungeon, untap all creatures you control instead.
LRRbot: Razorkin Needlehead [RR] | Creature — Human Assassin [2/2] | Razorkin Needlehead has first strike during your turn. / Whenever an opponent draws a card, Razorkin Needlehead deals 1 damage to them.
Nimiphi: Oh yeah, sheoldred at home
Bugberry: @Nimiphi color-shifted Magus of the Underworld Dreams.
PorpoisesUnknown: Good game 3
LRRbot: Twining Twins // Swift Spiral | Twining Twins [2UU] | Creature — Faerie Wizard [4/4] | Flying, vigilance, ward {1} // Swift Spiral [1W] | Instant — Adventure | Exile target nontoken creature. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
LRRbot: Shadowspear [1] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and lifelink. / {1}: Permanents your opponents control lose hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. / Equip {2}
DounixD: serra angel in 2023 has a lot of words
Nimiphi: that flyer looks extra relevant
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Diabore: watch out for that bus elves
LRRbot: Stoneforge Mystic [1W] | Creature — Kor Artificer [1/2] | When Stoneforge Mystic enters, you may search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {1}{W}, {T}: You may put an Equipment card from your hand onto the battlefield.
LRRbot: Embercleave [4RR] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Flash / This spell costs {1} less to cast for each attacking creature you control. / When Embercleave enters, attach it to target creature you control. / Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has double strike and trample. / Equip {3}
Nimiphi: my goodness; are we sure this isnt just Serge's boros doublstrike deck?
Diabore: what do we say to the cleave? oof ouch stop hitting me
Diabore: !card white plume adventurer
LRRbot: White Plume Adventurer [2W] | Creature — Orc Cleric [3/3] | When White Plume Adventurer enters, you take the initiative. / At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, untap a creature you control. If you've completed a dungeon, untap all creatures you control instead.
Diabore: maybe giver was supposed to attack too into no mana to have white up
LRRbot: Ignoble Hierarch [G] | Creature — Goblin Shaman [0/1] | Exalted / {T}: Add {B}, {R}, or {G}.
LRRbot: Shadowspear [1] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and lifelink. / {1}: Permanents your opponents control lose hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. / Equip {2}
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Nimiphi: yeah, embercleave giving trample is a problem
Diabore: always has been
Nimiphi: finally; now any creature can be a ball lightning
TheRatKings: Good job buddy! Trying to get a life-swing in!!!
Diabore: 7?
Diabore: 5+1+1?
Aceviru: GG
TheRatKings: fantastic game
PorpoisesUnknown: Nice game 3
TheDevil_Risen: what a game
Nimiphi: results the same either way
TheDevil_Risen:
Thanks for the FNPF LRR Fam
KWardJenx: Love, love, love Canlander nights!!
Teslamat: Thanks for the games
Stormgod519: ayyyyyy
PorpoisesUnknown: Good games LRR fam
Nimiphi: love ya all!
superdude097: Thanks for the stream!
TrueNateNemesis: Canlander nights = best nights
Aceviru: Tonight was a blast.
Oreo1369: Great games everyone
Stormgod519: prediction results?
NotCainNorAbel:
500
Stormgod519: thanks so much yall
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Stormgod519: eh
Stormgod519: I'd hope Beej doesn't do that
Stormgod519: tbh
mtvcdm: !dbcountdown
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CrossXhunteR: ooh, peglin
Dog_of_Myth: !venga
LRRbot: I feel the Venga Bus move under my feet, I feel the party tumbling down.
CrossXhunteR: that didn't get got to
snortablecola: !decklists
Stormgod519: he sure has
mtvcdm: Gambling?
dumbo3k: Never Punished!
Stormgod519: i accidentally put my cedh deck link into the chat when making aclip lol
kumatsu: I'm def getting Ben an IRL Sabacc deck
corianderd: im painting a horse
Nimiphi: @Stormgod519 ooo, whatcha brewin?
PorpoisesUnknown:
Are robots are hot if they are malfunctioning 
CrossXhunteR: HUH
Dog_of_Myth:
Stormgod519: @Nimiphi I have a lot of c lists rn, but the one i posted on accident in chat it was Urza stax. I also have a breya toolbox and yedora combo list ive got finalized
Stormgod519: We be jackin that box
Stormgod519: LOL
PorpoisesUnknown: Pipe Smoking Owl is a great name
Stormgod519:
KWardJenx: Canlander energy is always immaculate. Thank you so much for the stream.
mtvcdm: New sub!
Stormgod519: ayy
Stormgod519: da bits!
MegaDosX:
I don't think there was a 1 in there
Oreo1369: Thanks to the streamers and chat
CrossXhunteR: love canlander night
MyrddintheWizard: Definitely friends with a pipe smoking owl
DeM0nFiRe:
DeM0nFiRe:
o/ 
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
Oreo1369: Night
Aceviru: o/
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
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62MGcobra:
Korolan: I picked up an athlete off that. they’re 30 cents!
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