TXC2: Hello everybody!
Didero: Hello TXC2 welcome
ShaneLeeAtk: What joys a random gift sub gives
Didero:
There, now you know how it feels for us! 
LoadingReadyRun: please hold, they left me with a terrible technical difficulty
TXC2: hi Didero
TXC2:
Didero damn, you got me
Didero: @LoadingReadyRun Smart of them to leave the biggest problems to the person best equipped to handle them
BorealMage: It's okay, I'm playing Balatro on my phone, I can wait
TXC2: now that's it's on phones, maybe people will be too distracted to backseat.....it's hard being an optimist
BorealMage: @TXC2 Here's hoping...
LoadingReadyRun: I have solved half of the problems, please hold
BorealMage:
TXC2 continues holding
Didero: Progress!
LoadingReadyRun: heather is helping me
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Hi friends! 
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TXC2:
really cool that the stream started right as the rain did here too
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TXC2: here we GO!
zelukester: number go up o’clock
trebuchetboy: Balatro dies today!
TXC2: Hello Wheeler
accountmadeforants: Oh dang, I'm precisely on time
Didero: Hi Wheeler!
ProcyonFlynn:
Good Bit
FurthestChunk: i fully assume this is not the last we see of balatro from you, ben
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gralamin: How long has this been the new weekly stream?
Didero: The benefit of living on an island is that it's very easy to just walk into the sea whenever computers start acting up
TXC2: Heather HYPE!
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trebuchetboy: Clap
Paranundrox: so next month is Balatro Mobile right
Didero: Thanks Heather!
Gekyouryuu: Heather? more like Help...ther.
whitehot0107:
Hello from France! Glad I could catch a stream 
TheMerricat:
@gralamin ever since it was created! 
TXC2: hello whitehot0107 welcome
trebuchetboy:
Next months game? 
BorealMage: You're the smartest man alive
TXC2:
I do cocaine 
TXC2: !patreon
Didero:
@TXC2 Man, mod salaries must be higher than I thought
frank_the_great: Howdy Ben, howdy chat
TXC2: Didero nah I have to do...other things
lilbeezie259: How many decks are there? Sheesh
Didero:
The previous times it continued your run when you HAD died, so I can see it not continuing it when you didn't die
TXC2: hello frank_the_great welcome
hd_dabnado: love this deck
TXC2: !backseat
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Gekyouryuu: I finally won a run on Black stake difficulty the other day. I still don't know how I did it
Paranundrox: @lilbeezie259 like a dozen
lilbeezie259: @Paranundrox No kidding XD Imma go see what they are
frank_the_great: If Balatro is so good, why isn't there a mobile version? Now let me take a healthy swig of water
whitehot0107: "not a very exciting straight" title of my sex tape
Tamtar: This is such a soothing stream, chill vibes
Didero: If you blame it on Live, you spread the blame around on more people
Gekyouryuu: 10/4, because it's a walkie talkie
TheMerricat: I can't remember, chat. It's been in the studio that they just installed the air quality monitor for?
Didero: Money!
TheMerricat: Is Ben even
Gekyouryuu: make ourselves "flush" with cash
PMAvers: now he is flush with cash
frank_the_great: Get those Benjamins
Gekyouryuu: @PMAvers high five
TXC2: more flushing then a meadow
Didero: There is that joker that increases every chance by one, so would this joker then just read 'a 2 in 2 chance'?
FurthestChunk: <message deleted>negative joker money gang
0x6772: @Didero Yes.
hd_dabnado: Todd never does me dirty
Didero: @0x6772 Sweet!
sadlyfrown: hm why do your clubs look blue
TXC2: sadlyfrown colour blind mode
Malkmaven1176: All the months of playing any except Balatro and now this is episode 4 of playing Balatro
sadlyfrown: @TXC2 interesting
public_key_reveal_party: Looking at chat is your first mistake, admitting that was your second
frank_the_great: It was smart of the creators of Balatro to make the suits different shapes as well
TXC2:
I'm calling it that for shorthand/ I can spell it
Didero: @public_key_reveal_party Admitting your mistakes is the first step towards fixing them
FurthestChunk: <message deleted>building up that urussy
FurthestChunk: <message deleted>mods please give me a five minute timeout for that one
frank_the_great: Stonks
Sibwow: very important people yes
patrick_stonecrusher:
Sibwow: tommy shriggly my beloved
FurthestChunk: man the bit doesn't look that great when the message has to be deleted for the timeout
Gekyouryuu: I've only seen the episode of that about what cartoon characters are invited to the cookout, where the host says Spider-Man has a responsibility to use racial slurs (it makes sense in context)
hd_dabnado: still holding out hope for the LRR/Dropout crossover some day
Sibwow: wheeler revealing hes dropout fluent wowie
hd_dabnado: Ginyu IS dead
TXC2: FurthestChunk it has to live on in our hearts now
TXC2: it;s the warm up run, it doesn't count
Sibwow: you can have my login if you want
zelukester: you want my login?
FurthestChunk: ben's regulars tripping over themselves to minorly doxx themselves
Sibwow: take zelukester 's mine is in my deadname lmao
hd_dabnado: spectral gaming
frank_the_great: Double tagging the $25 tag is super satisfying. $50 worth of money jingling
Fanklok: So Ben is an ass man
Paranundrox:
just all go sub to wheeler so he can get dropout 
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Sibwow: whats the boob man/ass man analog for gay guys? is it still boobs and ass?
Fanklok: A full house contains 2 pair it counts
Didero: I can be an ass sometimes, does that help?
als96: I’ve known many a gay guy who also loved boobs
ghyllnox: How am I only now finding out Wheeler is bi
TXC2: yes Gay men like boobs, hence the fashion industry
frank_the_great:
ipoddodd: HEY
Sibwow: no im on bluesky and i only talk to transsexual lesbians on there
lilbeezie259: HI
TXC2: hey chat is active !
0x6772: Tags are when you skip a blind.
ghyllnox: WHAT
OmegaPlatinum: everyone likes boobs
lilbeezie259: It's a Joker
hd_dabnado: so there is a mechanic you have forgotten about-
ipoddodd: When you skip a small or big blind, you get a tag
whoppernugget: Tags are what you get when you skip a blind
Didero: It explains what a double tag is in the second tooltip
Scy_Anide: It's a Joke a Cola
lilbeezie259: It could be yours
tehfewl: you sell it, and it doubles the next skip bonus
Paranundrox: Tags are what you get when you skip a blind - it gives you double of the next one you skip
frank_the_great: You sell it to get a double tag. Double tags touble the skipped blind
offbeatwitch: you sell it and it gives you a tag, you get a tag when you skip a blind
0x6772: So you get double the next skip
RealGamerCow: you will
ipoddodd: you get twice the next skipped blind reward
PMAvers: Tags are the things you get for skipping blind. so you get the effect twice
NeedlaPudge: You should try it
maefly2: then it's probably not very useful to you
tehfewl: you do you
lilbeezie259: Smart, probably not the pick here
hd_dabnado: some blinds are worth skipping but yeah do you
PMAvers: Like getting two negative jokers is pretty cool
als96: I also just found out wheeler is bi, but it checks
0x6772: (I don't like that joker very much, fwiw.)
Fanklok: Never skip blind day
RealGamerCow: not every deck is good for skipping
hd_dabnado: !phrasing
LRRbot: Have we ever done phrasing? Like, actually?
frank_the_great: Astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all
TXC2: frank_the_great what is it now?
frank_the_great: @TXC2 Urectum
whoppernugget: money!
TXC2:
frank_the_great but I hardly know him
hd_dabnado: money tiiiime
CaptainSpam: Cash Money.
CaptainSpam: AND it's an uncommon!
maefly2: this deck really needs the bull joker
frank_the_great: Making money moves
whoppernugget: Makin too much MONEY
TXC2: WeatheredPeach yeap
Sibwow: also you dont get a shop when you skip
0x6772: For chat, not Wheeler: remember that skipping also skips the store for that blind, so you don't get to spend that $17 yet.
0x6772: @Sibwow heh, right, that
TXC2: SHOW ME THE MONEY!
Fanklok: 50-50 is 20% of the time
whoppernugget: “I’ll show you 1 in 2”
CaptainSpam: Now, if we had an Oops All Sixes...
CaptainSpam: OH HEY
frank_the_great: The Wheel of Fortune tarot card will make you believe 1 in 4 is super rare
whoppernugget: OH
Gekyouryuu: that makes your business card into a 2 in 2 chance
hd_dabnado: also uncommon
hd_dabnado: oooo
RealGamerCow: they are edge-casey
Paranundrox: it gets more interesting at higher stakes levels
whoppernugget: Tarot cards are busted when you make too many of them
Fanklok: But it could be a hermit
RealGamerCow: I've never looked into it, if you have a probability of 4 out of 2, does it trigger twice?
frank_the_great: @RealGamerCow No, lol
hd_dabnado: we got a build folks!
RealGamerCow: I didn't think so
TXC2: MULT!
whoppernugget: woooo
niccus: aren't you glad it's now on mobile
Aceviru: Yeah its up there with mahjong
TXC2: Now we have a run
zeathean: Sell the money card
lilbeezie259: What's the latest joker do?
frank_the_great:
Paranundrox: @lilbeezie259 face cards trigger twice
lilbeezie259: @Paranundrox Niiiiiice
hd_dabnado: YOOOO
patrick_stonecrusher: Anus, Venus, close enough
Fanklok: Need a telescope to always see uranus
RealGamerCow: POGGIFERS
Sibwow: always go legendary
sethgstewart: hello
whoppernugget: wow
hd_dabnado: no "hey chat"
tehfewl: very powerful
Didero: You don't have room for a joker though
Camail: they're fun
BorealMage: They're very very good
RealGamerCow: Pagliacci, for one.
Gekyouryuu: a set of 5 that you can ONLY get from this, iirc
NeedlaPudge: Goodbye money card
ArcOfTheConclave: are they run defining?
CaptainSpam: Oh ho ho. Now, it's a tough decision.
Avawen1312: there are 5 random ones. they're all cool, not necessarily all good
maefly2: they can be really good but might not fit your deck
hd_dabnado: its a group of five jokers that do powerful things
0x6772: There are 5, you can check your Collection in Options to see them if you know them.
Paranundrox: yeah they're really strong
Camail: oooooooh
whoppernugget: They’re super strong
hd_dabnado: THE BEST ONE
Camail: thats a really good one
redsevn: lets go!
whoppernugget: Congrats on the win lol
lilbeezie259: FREE????
FurthestChunk: well you've got articuno, zapdos, moltres and dragonite for legendary cards
0x6772: All the legendary jokers are strong, but they can be hard to use. You can stack negatives, so spend the live one, not the negative one.
CaptainSpam: Now things are getting crazy-go-nuts.
sethgstewart: it is random though so the more you have the more choices the randomizer then has
hd_dabnado: now we just need a source of mult
sethgstewart: 4000 is not going to cut it per round later
jonnykefka: wait is this the continuation of a run from last week or did we just stumble into basically the same build
redsevn: i just installed balatro on friday and i think i've put about 20 hours in
maefly2: does the double probability joker actually do anything right now?
CaptainSpam: OH GEEZ
PMAvers: Well, we could go for lucky cards and go for a bunch of mult
frank_the_great: Money is made to be spent
patrick_stonecrusher: Yeah double hiker time!
TheAwkes: Ouranus, comrade.
TXC2: Hiker goona pop off now
hd_dabnado: ohhh right with sock and busken and hiker
FurthestChunk: tarot hermit money gang
sethgstewart: note the double only gives 20 at max so technically you got 20 instead of double
schordash: i’m still trying to figure out what the end of your sentence was about balatro “not being as fun—” 😭🙃
TXC2: interesting that it also copies the negative status
gcu_pure_big_mad_boat_man: howdy hwody!
FurthestChunk: @TXC2 the legendary joker? it makes the copy negative
CaptainSpam: @TXC2 Well, it gives the negative status anyway.
TXC2: FurthestChunk CaptainSpam ah ok
a_singular_stick: Maybe this is the tiktok raddled zoomer brain talking but wow is your game speed slow
frank_the_great: Nope!
FurthestChunk: someone commented on the game speed time for 0.5x
zeathean: One type of hand
redsevn: no, one hand
0x6772: @zeathean That's a different blind. The needle is literally only one hand.
ashleybuchananpw:
Deliberate movement 
redsevn: hands: 1
zeathean: ah ok
maefly2: one hand only
patrick_stonecrusher: KEYS! 🔑
jonnykefka: I keep looking for the 2x button and then forget I'm not on YouTube
MookGB: No its 1 total hand, very brutal
sethgstewart: one hand exactly 5000 points
0x6772: Stop reading chat, Wheeler.
Sibwow: ive never fucked anything up in my life actualy
SnackPak_:
maefly2: so soothing
SnackPak_: the good stuff
Gekyouryuu: I can think of an instance where Perkeo is REALLY good, but that would be backseating, so I'll refrain from commenting further
redsevn: time to dig for high value pairs
TXC2: oh yeay theres the stuff
RealGamerCow:
kamilucky: oo keys
a_singular_stick: oh no i fallen for the trap
frank_the_great: Whenever the keys aren't on screen, chat should be asking "Where are the keys?"
schordash:
MookGB: Too fast please slow it down
Didero: If we comment that the game is too fast, does the key noise stop, please? >_>
CaptainSpam: uh oh.
a_singular_stick:
i didn't even ask for it to be faster, i was self-reflective 
Sibwow: you threw away so many tens
0x6772: Welp.
RealGamerCow: The Needle will fuck you up quick
Aceviru:
Shuffler is broken
redsevn: rng giveth rng taketh
Sibwow: tens and face cards both count for 10 chips
A_Dub888: Hi friends, how's- "We're dead" .... Cool
TXC2: hello A_Dub888 welcome
PMAvers: Feels like we had a strong joker combo but nothing to really take advantage of the retriggers?
FurthestChunk: "i need to go higher" - hunter s thompson ostensibly covering a race in las vegas
sethgstewart: AA1010
redsevn: yeah didn't have the card bonuses to really zoom with the re-trigger
Snowcookies: Slow gameplay is cool and all, but I prefer slow mo WHeeler
FurthestChunk: time to battle the maximals
schordash:
patrick_stonecrusher: K. E. Y. S.
RealGamerCow: I'm high on crank right now so this works for me
rosesmcgee: Ocelot, have you seen my keys?
schordash:
TXC2: ooooooh yeaaaaaah
sethgstewart: ooh voucher
Gekyouryuu: did y'all know Steve Buscemi plays Starscream in the new Transformers ONE movie?
frank_the_great: Now you can afford... wait
whitehot0107: No wait could you slow the game back down pls?
schordash:
Didero: i am uncomfortable
TXC2: !clips
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SquareDotCube: checking in, how many key jinglings have we don so far?
rosesmcgee:
TXC2:
SquareDotCube 2
zeathean: Ocelot is invisible or possibly a figment of their imagination so who knows
Fanklok: Ben are you ok?
schordash:
A_Dub888: Is anyone okayy?
DanTheMediocre: doesnt it say excluding the hermit?
Didero:
No weirder than usual though
ghyllnox: You sound sad entertainer, you should go watch this Balatro stream I heard was on
gcu_pure_big_mad_boat_man: no wheeler, we are all gay
gcu_pure_big_mad_boat_man: i bet im the first person to make that joke
Didero: At the end of a run you get so many combos and high scores, that the start of a new run feels weirdly flat
Fanklok: A wrap around straight would be nutty
frank_the_great: OOoooo, good shop
TXC2: money!
FurthestChunk: shadow wizard money gang
redsevn: two pair runs come in two pairs
Didero: Two pears is healthy though
frank_the_great: @FurthestChunk Poggers cube
sethgstewart: Note that two pair will not always be the most played
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schordash:
i needed for keys time
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Didero: I don't know who Rick Ross is so I've decided to take that as a compliment
Sibwow: no
frank_the_great: Nope
BorealMage: no
0x6772: No
CanPlayGames: Dunno
frank_the_great: And when there are no other jokers, it still gets the boost
Didero: Should've said 'random other Joker' then *adjusts glasses*
sethgstewart: but now any other joker you get will be fed to that one
Gekyouryuu: no full house?
redsevn: this is a two pair run
Gekyouryuu: fair
B0ngwizard42O: why not play full house?
frank_the_great: @Didero The Magic player in me reads these effects with so much judgement
TXC2: two pair is what we've levelled up chat
whoppernugget: Telescope baybee
Didero: @frank_the_great Especially in these kinds of games, as in TCGs, with a lot of weird combos, it's important to word cards very precisely, yeah
B0ngwizard42O: oh is this the telescope deck?
TXC2: B0ngwizard42O no, but we got the coucher
TXC2: *voucher
frank_the_great: @B0ngwizard42O Nope, we got the voucher
frank_the_great: @TXC2 Coucher? I hardly know her!
redsevn: gotta get us some mult tarots
TXC2: Big stretch!
A_Dub888: Benjamin "Big Stretch" Wheeler
whoppernugget: Money’s on sale
Didero: No (Don't listen to me)
sethgstewart: hehe
whoppernugget: I wouldn’t but I’m just a chatter
hd_dabnado: madness is great if you have it early
amam741: it’s hard to use
0x6772: It's complicated to use Madness well.
maefly2: i'm not a fan
TXC2: does it gain mult without over jokers?
nightsreach: multiplier is really good with higher level hands
frank_the_great: The multiplier is super good, but you need to buy a lot of jokers
TXC2: *other
hd_dabnado: because getting X5 mult is wild
sethgstewart: he feeds but what is next
Didero: 1 in 4 chance seems pretty low though
redsevn: multiplication multipliers are kind of insane
SquareDotCube: Madness is better when you have riff-raff if it doesn't hit riff-raff
sethgstewart: If the next is the boss blind, do not sell
nightsreach: it also only destroys one joker
B0ngwizard42O: madness bad
nightsreach: you can always buy more than one
Didero: The duality of Chat: Madness Good versus Madness Bad
Frizzlenill: only drop the madness when you can really set up a 2+ joker build that shop
SquareDotCube: riff raff is also good paired with dagger
redsevn: za warudo
whoppernugget: What’s the cap on Madness?
EvilBadman: Haha cap
frank_the_great: @whoppernugget No cap, on god
Didero: How dare you stutter, Twitch? I'm watching an important card game
Aceviru: Dude, I tune in and study so hard to this.
redsevn: i play this AT work
Fanklok: After?
whoppernugget: Oh yeah, prime “podcast game”
hd_dabnado: thank you Balatro Mobile
Didero:
I'm not as good at Balatro as you, Wheeler, so it's a bit more stressful for me
ashleybuchananpw: That's how I played it. Slowing game speed actually helped me play better funny enough
Fanklok: DMing James rn
frank_the_great: @hd_dabnado Also, how dare you, Balatro Mobile?
SquareDotCube: splash I'd recommend because it just makes that fifth card in a two pair do something
Chronomagistrate: Agreed. I often play a blind, tab out go and do something else, then play another one and so stretch out a run over a day or so.
0x6772: Keep or discard face cars, the two geners.
hd_dabnado: @frank_the_great sorry I ruined your life but yeah its on mobile now
EvilBadman: Wheeler streams gonna start being Arena plus Balatroing for pure ADHD stim
Snowcookies: emailing LRR like: "I saw one of your workers player videogames on stream during workk hours"
Jundinator: Hi wheeler
MookGB: I personally like to just madness and keep getting jokers and let it tick up each round
TXC2: hello Jundinator welcome
Didero: @MookGB It doesn't need to eat a Joker for its effect to work though, right?
Jundinator: What was your input on the commander bans as a CAG member
A_Dub888: @hd_dabnado Well there goes the day
damakIRL: hi wheeler me me viewer
gralamin: The CAG was not consulted, at least anytime recently, on the subject
satyropodobny: Wheeler brings the casseroles
Didero: What's a CAG?
TXC2: hello damakIRL welcome
redsevn: tarots are fine
whoppernugget: Not really
frank_the_great: Nah, go off king
tearsofpirates: big brain move
gralamin: CAG = Commander Advisory Group
TXC2: Didero Comander advisory group
Jundinator: But full house
couchboyj: CAG wasn't even informed the bans were coming.
Didero: Ah, thanks
0x6772: If you never play the glass card, you will never get the bonus from it.
frank_the_great: We heard you like glass
hd_dabnado: glass cards are like, anti-luck cards
Jundinator: I also heard that Olivia was on the receiving end of some nasty stuff after the bans and that is absolutely unacceptable
Didero: Stone cards might be good as the 5th card in a two-pair hand
frank_the_great: Stones are good for two pair build b/c it could be the 5th card
whoppernugget: Stone cards help buff smaller hands like pair/high card without counting
redsevn: they always do
hd_dabnado: no Hey Chat
MookGB: They dont trigger the hand but you always get the 50
0x6772: They chips from stone alwasy count, no matter the hand.
Jethrain: they don't count towards the hand, and they always score
Aceviru: gottem
SnackPak_: got their asses
ArcOfTheConclave: gottem
Didero: If they wouldn't be part of the hand, then they would do literally nothing, no?
0x6772: Didero: stone flush! (not a thing)
0x6772: (also bad fro the pipes)
Jethrain: @Didero they're not part of the hand in that you can't get "a pair of stones", but they still score
TXC2: Money time!
satyropodobny: mr krabs pilled
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B0ngwizard42O: These jokers have been truly terrible
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Didero:
Presuming by 'these jokers' you mean Twitch Chat?
WeatheredPeach: Musk really is trying though
TXC2:
In a world of vulcans, be a Nelix
Didero: @WeatheredPeach That just makes it worse, no?
WeatheredPeach: It does xD
ashleybuchananpw: What's the worst that could happen?
Didero:
@ashleybuchananpw More backseating
TXC2: "call someone who cares!" (dials 911)
schordash: 💸💸💸
frank_the_great: !Card Greed
LRRbot: Greed [3B] | Enchantment | {B}, Pay 2 life: Draw a card.
TXC2: we made so much money a sick bass rift started playing
Didero: "Omen Globe Redeemed" sounds ominous
hd_dabnado: ooo and you just got past diamond debuff
WeatheredPeach:
A flush will cancel out a double pair, right? 
satyropodobny: MONEY
TXC2: WeatheredPeach for the hand yes
frank_the_great: Flush build are my favorite. Imo they're the most head-empty cards go brrr
Didero: Somebody should make a Twitch overlay for this game so I can mouse over the Jokers to see what they do, I keep forgetting...
A_Dub888: Wait, did you just shoot that King's suit?
redsevn: i hate purple seal it always baits me to discard
frank_the_great: @Didero Just sink 100+ hours into the game like the rest of us
A_Dub888: !card gamble
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Didero:
If I give advice too late, is it still backseating?
redsevn: stonks
CrossXhunteR: is this gambling?
TXC2: CrossXhunteR legally no
0x6772: There are several Jokers that activate on selecting blinds, to be fair.
Paranundrox: Thats called pants
CanPlayGames: There should be a jokester that tells little jokes
Didero: Ooh, an "+x multiplier for each Ante without skipping a blind" joker, that sounds fun
satyropodobny: @CanPlayGames that's just Wheeler
frank_the_great: I like how the creators said they wouldn't do any gambling partnerships
A_Dub888: @CrossXhunteR Aren't we all gambling, when you really think about it?
hd_dabnado: its a very specific card
CrossXhunteR: @A_Dub888 im gambling on some bread that im baking later today
zeathean: Was that the one where the suit changes each round?
Didero: @zeathean Suit and value
zeathean: neat
Skye_Stryke: Do the Jokers always trigger left to right?
A_Dub888: @zeathean You're neat
B0ngwizard42O: put the shiny joker to the right of the mult joker for more mult
Didero: @Skye_Stryke Yeah, they do, adding another layer of strategy
B0ngwizard42O: @skye_stryke yes
Jethrain: @Skye_Stryke Yes, unless they're "trigger when a certain card type scores" jokers
Didero:
Wait, they get away with backseating just like that? 
NStalk: Are the suits all different colors from an accessibility setting or is it from the specific deck
B0ngwizard42O: There’s jokers that care about the order
frank_the_great: I wanted to say that so badly, lol
TXC2: NStalk accessibility
Jethrain: @NStalk High contrast accessibility setting
NStalk: @jethrain neat!
niccus: no, but also i've never seen you play a flush
frank_the_great: Have you played a single flush?
PMAvers: Probably might trigger more?
schordash:
@didero
frank_the_great: Fuck The Arm, all my homies hate The Arm
satyropodobny: alright but why play only two pair?
TXC2: satyropodobny we've leveled it up
frank_the_great: It'll kill a run, but not right away. The control player of blind bossess
Fanklok: When the hand is strong enough the arm doesn't matter
redsevn: i've never seen The Arm matter for me lol
redsevn: does it just reduce the level (i.e. planet card bonus) of the hand
schordash:
Jethrain: @redsevn Yep
TXC2: goblin brain gotta min max
PMAvers: Oh wow, Observatory could really work well with our extra item slots?
Jethrain: Permanently
Didero: If there's one thing I'm good at, it's dumb shit
frank_the_great: Spitting facts
Fanklok: Counter point, monkey brain like big number
WeatheredPeach: I'm in the pocket of big min small max
frank_the_great: @Fanklok ook ook
maefly2: high card runs can be pretty satisfying
RealGamerCow: I got two pair up to x53 once it was fun
schordash: 13 👏 orphans 👏
vegetalss4: That voucher plus the legendary joker from last round would go absolutely wild
Aceviru: Got it. Push ups it is.
TXC2: !break
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CrossXhunteR: run to the fedex store? got it
FurthestChunk: hot mic
schordash: 😮💨
FurthestChunk: we heard you grip it and rip it
EvilBadman: If you want try some really dumb shit, the challenge runs have got some good uns
frank_the_great: @EvilBadman I'd say hold off on the challenges for now, lol
A_Dub888: @frank_the_great Gib bana
Fanklok: I just saw the most white people cheerios commercial
frank_the_great: @Fanklok I keep on getting that god awful siriasis commercial
maefly2: i've seen the psoriasis commercial so many times i'm starting to wonder if twitch knows something I don't
redsevn: @maefly2 psoriasis meds make a LOT of money
redsevn: that's why you see the shotgun approach for so many meds on cable tv
RealGamerCow: off-insurance my wife's psoriasis med is $3200/month
redsevn: who cares if your target audience is only 1/1000 of the people you reach, each month that patient makes you like $8000
SnackPak_: got damn
maefly2: @redsevn makes sense, thanks for the explanation
Fanklok: Maybe making health care a private buisiness was a bad idea
FurthestChunk: so what beverage have we gone with today ben
TXC2: and we're back
schordash:
schordash: wattya meaaaannn *bleep!*
SnackPak_: starting off with profanity is bold
schordash:
it’s so good
frank_the_great: Nectar of the gods
TXC2: a well timed censor beep is funnier then any swear
Fanklok: Water or vodka?
Gekyouryuu: turns out Morse Code is actually just people talking to each other normal but they swear like saiolrs
Jethrain: A daring beverage choice
Gekyouryuu: sailors*
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SquareDotCube: Hex is awesome for madness runs
SnackPak_: money please
whitehot0107: You skipped an enhanced card in the pack
whitehot0107: the 2 was metal
TXC2: whitehot0107 Wheeler always skips low value cards
Gekyouryuu: like when asshole censors hole but not ass
whoppernugget: It’s so funny that network television censors the “hole” part of Asshole
whitehot0107: @TXC2 Currently malding
SquareDotCube: yeah there's a reason not to try to censor yourself with a button
couchboyj: I enjoy a censorship beep making a clean statement sound dirty
mowdownjoe: Brutal Legend is objectively funnier with the option that bleeps the swears. Change my mind.
YakkShakk221B: True!
whitehot0107: Everyone be mad at me
frank_the_great: There's a funny fan altered Adventure Time clip where they censored the word "Hug" - So "I want to hug you" becomes "I want to *beep* you"
TXC2:
the baldness is very much secondary to why my "Dad" sucks
NStalk: @mowdownjoe is Brutal Legend a good game though?
Papperslappen: don’t kink my shame
1y1e: these goats are going to scape themselves
gcu_pure_big_mad_boat_man: we need an emote of the jester dangling over the dogs for wheeler
whitehot0107: Tweets "Magic the Gathering" and sticks my phone up my ass **
h3rsh3yb4r: @NStalk it's a great game
whitehot0107: (that was the delayed censorship)
Gekyouryuu: @frank_the_great the best version of that is the clip of Count from Sesame Street singing and they censor the word count, except when it's his name
whoppernugget: beeg hand
redsevn: oh wow flowerpot triggered
Gekyouryuu: "you know that I am called the Count~ because I really like to (censor bleep)~"
SnackPak_: oofa
mowdownjoe: @nstalk It's rough around the edges for an RTS made for consoles that forgot to advertise that fact, but it has that Double Fine charm and a killer metal soundtrack.
PMAvers: Oh crap it's the Trousers
TXC2: good one I saw recently is clips from star trek of people saying "thank you Data" and they censor the "thank"
whoppernugget: moranus
saucemaster5000: I can never get the flower pot to trigger.... skill issue
budbjinxed: Did we take that voucher that gives mult if you have a planet card of that hand type?
redsevn: can you still use death on a face down card
redsevn: lmao
SnackPak_: rip
Didero: At least the glass card didn't break
schordash:
we can rally
TXC2: how ironic, the and was "too good"
SnackPak_: were back!
schordash:
Didero: What does the flower pot do again?
redsevn: does flowerpot only count scored cards?
redsevn: thats such a bummer
Gekyouryuu: @redsevn seems to be the case
Jethrain: @Didero if all 4 suits score it gives a big X mult
Didero: @Jethrain Thanks!
frank_the_great: It's sooo good
A_Dub888: @frank_the_great You're sooo good
SnackPak_:
h3rsh3yb4r: can you sing drivers license for us
SquareDotCube: empress-ive
schordash:
redsevn: that joker was gas last time
TXC2: Driving around in my Wheelermoble
SnackPak_: ez game
whoppernugget: He’s cooking chat
0x6772: Yes
Gekyouryuu: yes
frank_the_great: Sure can
mowdownjoe: Yep
h3rsh3yb4r: !card Flubs
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PMAvers: Wild Cards *do* help fill out the requirements for Flower Pot
KinkerbellRose: This game confuses and mystifies me. But it's Wheeler. So here I am. XD
fleur127: @KinkerbellRose stay far away from it if you want to have time to do anything
NStalk: How does one get rid of cards in Balatro?
silent_sol: Damn its already the last balatro
silent_sol: Whats the next game?
h3rsh3yb4r: @NStalk personally, I eat them
Gekyouryuu: it's on the schedule
Didero: It's already on the schedule
PMAvers: And James had already posted it on the schedule
TXC2: NStalk the main way is with tarot cards, there are others however
SnackPak_:
schordash:
Snowcookies: what
whitehot0107: @silent_sol balatro but on mobile
maefly2: i'm playing that right now, lol
KinkerbellRose: Yay!
TXC2: !events
h3rsh3yb4r: i was hoping
Didero: Is that a card game?
frank_the_great: Amy played a little of that, was neat
silent_sol: Saw it on steam, looked bad. Im sooo in
Gekyouryuu: I'm watching WHILE working in my LGS as I type this
A_Dub888: But Wheeler, you're already hot
gnarlymelonade: It's pretty barebones rn but eventually it's going to have its own playable 'tcg' you can play with customers
h3rsh3yb4r: @Gekyouryuu do you put Wheeler streams on while in the LGS to try to sell Jeskai Ascendency singles?
0x6772: I still don't know how to play with the Obelisk.
PMAvers: The Obelisk can get *really* powerful real fast, but boy it's hard when you have five different hands that are tied for your most played and you have to break it.
maefly2: if someone ever mods TCG sim to have MTG cards in it, I might not leave my house for a few weeks
SquareDotCube: Egg salad, obviously.
KinkerbellRose: A V.I.S if you will.
mowdownjoe: Mmmm... Sandwich..
Snowcookies: yum food
A_Dub888: !card absrob vis
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
h3rsh3yb4r: Is a hot dog a sandwich?
hd_dabnado: had a yummy turkey cheddar sandwich for lunch with pesto mayo
A_Dub888: @h3rsh3yb4r Is mayonnaise an instrument?
B0ngwizard42O: my local deli sells a hotdog sub. that hot dog is a sandwich
PMAvers: oh hey negative joker tag coming up
redsevn: i looked away and now our hands are massive
mowdownjoe: I had that Spectral card work for me once, but it was at the start of the run.
redsevn: oh
0x6772: Sandwich deets!
B0ngwizard42O: @redsevn we got a joker that gives us a big hand but gets -1 each round
whoppernugget: Hey sandwiches can be week-making
Land_Manatee: where the jingly keys at?
frank_the_great: I can't believe you just doxxed that business
YakkShakk221B: shining endorsement
saucemaster5000: this sandwich is so good it'll solve scarcity in capitalism
h3rsh3yb4r: if i find myself in victoria i would say "sorry ma'am"
YakkShakk221B:
EvilBadman: I will put it on my list thanks
B0ngwizard42O: 50
whitehot0107: you can check inn run info
0x6772: You get interest until $50
Snowcookies: One day I'll visit more places in Canada
0x6772: But yes, Run Info shows the Vouncers, and you can do the math.
frank_the_great: @h3rsh3yb4r Oh yeah, "Sorry" isn't banned here
0x6772: Hang time!
redsevn: sometimes spectral but those are random i think
B0ngwizard42O: Fred negatives is always a fun way to throw a wrench into a run
niccus: there was also immolate, a spectral
Land_Manatee: Plus the tarot cards that can change cards
YakkShakk221B: There's a joker that eats sixes
B0ngwizard42O: free*
frank_the_great: Some jokers do it too. Also breaking glass
0x6772: Glass, there are some Jokers that do that for played/discarded cards
PMAvers: Yeah, you could always use Glass on cards you want to remove, so you can get the bonuses and if they shatter... bonus.
YakkShakk221B: bean!
B0ngwizard42O: HUGE Joker
frank_the_great: Bean is getting bad now
TXC2: boom!
Didero: I thought these boss blinds were supposed to be hard
Fanklok: Does a wild card count as 1 or 4 for the flower pot?
frank_the_great: Lol
0x6772: Disable it twice! Woooo!
niccus: real jobber hours
YakkShakk221B: the bull!
SquareDotCube: el toro!
TXC2: Fanklok one, but any one
Didero: "So the problem was, my hand was TOO good..."
hd_dabnado: matador has done us good but yeah
SquareDotCube: aw shoulda done this before joker! Ah well.
redsevn: that joker is insane if you get it early
frank_the_great: Worst case you could sell it for the boss
TXC2: good number of one shots this run now
Didero:
Should've kept the other joker then
Fanklok: I had one run where I duped the Hologram and got it up to double digit multiplier
niccus: casual $20
Didero: 70k score, "not a big hand"
SquareDotCube: oh right, hand order also matters
raulghoulia: When are we getting Sabacc on ITYK?
YakkShakk221B: Woo!
schordash:
silent_sol:
TXC2:
Winner 
PMAvers: Oh yeah, that 20 mult from the Lucky card got multiplied a ton
Didero: Sabacc is a family of card games in Star Wars
gcu_pure_big_mad_boat_man: star was cpoke
SquareDotCube: It's the card game Lando lost the Millenium Falcon to Han to
TXC2: Sabbac is the Gwent of Star wars outlaws
Didero: Ben Ulmer is also playing quite a bit of it in his Star Wars Outlaws PiF strams
Didero: *streams
TXC2: ^
Sibwow: strams
Didero: Though technically that's a different version of Sabacc than the one in the Solo movie
hd_dabnado: strums
A_Dub888: @Didero Wait, its NOT a cat stream?
Didero:
Because I AM that kind of nerd
TXC2: Stróms
Didero: @A_Dub888 Inbetween the animal sightings, Ben sometimes plays a videogame
Didero: Casual 1k multiplier
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YakkShakk221B: Showman rules
frank_the_great: Showman bby
Gekyouryuu: that's what Showman does
PMAvers: That's how the Showman works, baby.
Didero: Two bulls, baby!
TXC2: showmanship baby!
Fanklok: Don't be a coward
MookGB: trip bulls?
silent_sol: 3 bull?
YakkShakk221B: whoa momma
ArcOfTheConclave: that's good, right? just your best joker?
frank_the_great: IT can be baseball card
PMAvers: Or double Drivers License?
zeathean: two drivers license?
redsevn: think its time to drop the pot
Didero: Selling the rocket makes sense, you don't really need more money
whitehot0107: Sell flower imo
whitehot0107: Then double baseball
ZephyrousOne: Tragically, it doesn't copy the negative
redsevn: you lost an uncommon for baseball
Jethrain: Copying the baseball is huge
frank_the_great: Yes, it is more
ghyllnox: WHAT
whitehot0107: baseball is still more if my math is correct
niccus: baseball is still at 3.375x
Didero: I'm electing not to do math
Jethrain: one baseball here is x3.3, two baseballs is x11
Fanklok: Bro do i look like a mathologist to you?
Jethrain: it's multiplicative
YakkShakk221B: Good Lord almighty
A_Dub888: probably
redsevn: oh baseball is 1.5 x 1.5 x ...
vegetalss4: 3 uncommons is x3.375 and thus slightly bigger than two drivers licenses
dm818: Baseball is extremely good
rentar42: But, and hear me out on this: 3 is a bigger number than 1.5!
frank_the_great: No cap, on god
Didero: @Fanklok How insulting would it be to reply 'yes'?
PMAvers: And we can still have three more x1.5's in the consumable slots if we can find the planet cards and hold them
redsevn: LMAOO
YakkShakk221B: AAAGHH
zeathean: wow
ArcOfTheConclave: lol
whitehot0107: REKT
SnackPak_: rip
whoppernugget: LMAOOOO
YakkShakk221B: delightful
zeathean: rekt
TXC2: well shit
niccus: you're the one who rerolled
Didero: That is ridiculously mean
gnarlymelonade:
TXC2: !clips
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ghyllnox:
Fanklok: @didero wouldn't be, I'm not sweaty enough at this game specifically to do the math for it
Jensling: OOOOF
redsevn: The Ox vs The Bull
rentar42: From "can't play two of that hand" to "can't play one of that hand"....
schordash: oooooh : ‘ D
dm818: no repeat hand types would have been fine pretty sure you one shot it
whitehot0107: Repeat hand type would have beenfine too
Gekyouryuu: that's EVIL
0x6772: oooooooooooof
Aceviru: o7
maefly2: game said fuck you in particular
vegetalss4: Game sure got you there
niccus: so the good news is that you're actually still fine
the_spider_bucket: time for full house
Didero: It probably picked your most-played hand
rentar42: it's always the most played hand.
B0ngwizard42O: you can just play another hand once, you’ll prob be fine
schordash:
Gekyouryuu: I think it always uses most played hand?
B0ngwizard42O: go for full house of four of a kind
saucemaster5000: the ox always selects your most played hand yeah
niccus: you can't win without bull
0x6772: Rocket will def help.
TXC2:
niccus really?
frank_the_great: You beat that w/o the bulls doing jack, that's pretty sick
Aceviru: He's DA guy
h3rsh3yb4r: I can't believe that Balatro is input reading more than Malenia
redsevn: not if you lose the next small blind kekw
ghizmou: I'll make my money back says the man who just lost everything to a lottery game
schordash:
i believe in you 
RevolverRossalot: You gotta make money to make money 🧠
Fanklok: Lost my money on poker? I'll make it back playing poker
frank_the_great: Blue on steel is good b/c you hold steel in hand anyways
Gekyouryuu: I'm tempted to try for a truly cursed build: use a lot of Ectoplasms and level high card out the butt because I'll have a hand size of 1
Fanklok: Blue steel? Derek Zoolander's signature look!
RevolverRossalot: It wasn't an ass, it was an ox
RevolverRossalot: (Arf.)
redsevn: what was the voucher
Gekyouryuu: @redsevn the hat that puts regular cards in the shop
h3rsh3yb4r: I left to grab a very important sandwich, what did we spend all our money on?
gcu_pure_big_mad_boat_man: my grinder bio
Gekyouryuu:
"destroy this queen"? the Ox did that earlier, Wheeler
A_Dub888: Casual million
Didero: @h3rsh3yb4r The game stole it
TXC2: "you can't hurt me in a way that matters!"
Fanklok: Can't destroy Queen Freddy has been dead for years
0x6772: LIterally infinite.
Gekyouryuu: not as far as I know
SquareDotCube: no caps on anything iirc
B0ngwizard42O: no cap
frank_the_great: Infinity
EvilBadman: Caps? Hahahahah
SnackPak_: as high as the computer can count
B0ngwizard42O: it’ll start doing scientific notations
Didero:
Play 4 Queens, demand the game counts it as two pair
frank_the_great: There's scientific notation if you get high enough
TXC2:
the only caps are the one we gonna bust in this bosses ass
vegetalss4: There was one a little ways back I know because I have seen a video of someone reaching NaN/NaN
SquareDotCube: This game wants you to break it, it's its kink
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: The computer can count to at least 10
ArcOfTheConclave: I'm sorry, the all suits cards are debuffed by and of the suit debuffs?
whitehot0107: I'm a thot???
saucemaster5000: yeah my bad
whitehot0107: Oh ok*
Didero: I try not to think
redsevn: i'd like to repent for my transgressions
Jethrain: welcome to Bullatro
Didero: But imagine how much higher it could've been
h3rsh3yb4r: you had way more before I went to go grab a very important sandwich
ZephyrousOne: Really not getting any milage out of those seals
redsevn: there's still like four more ante levels
rentar42: "small" blind
MookGB: Ante scaling after 8 is ridiculous
Didero: Going from 1.1 million to 7 million seems like quite the leap
PMAvers: I mean we can probably get there, if we can get enough mult in the hand to multiply.
RevolverRossalot: That's like, several million??!
EvilBadman: Ante 11 is true shit got real zone
TehAmelie: Ben "Reasonable Man" Wheeler they call him
dm818: just need to get lucky with some glass cards
mowdownjoe: It starts going to scientific notation after this. Have fun!
Zulghinlour: Welcome to the You're Boned zone
Didero: It's the game going "You better have broken me by now, or I'll break you"
rentar42: 7 million? How many is that in sub-babies?
maefly2: scales pretty hard after 8
0x6772: The hands scale exponentially.
tehfewl: blinds increase quick
TXC2: exponatials baby!
niccus: dealer pressed the secret button
dm818: it goes up very fast in the after
frank_the_great: Endless mode scales to kill you quickly
whoppernugget: Endless scales super hard
Jethrain: the difference between a lucky card triggering and not with this many multipliers is huge
B0ngwizard42O: on a SMALL blind
Fanklok: Ante 13 is when the game truly begins
RevolverRossalot: A.B.S. Always Be Scaling.
Aceviru: More push ups, got it
TXC2: !break
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redsevn: i had my first balatro dream last night
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: How did you do in it?
redsevn: i can't remember the details but it was filled with anxiety (as are all my dreams these days) so probably not well
schordash:
TehAmelie: telescopes reduce your field of vision you see
jonnykefka: hooray!
tehfewl: He did it!
TXC2: chat, he's doing it!
whoppernugget: Character growth!
Didero: Second time in ITYC history!
jonnykefka: it'll still pay off after you beat this one
Didero: "Just give me better cards, card game"
Didero: Back to two-pair, baby!
Didero: Eh, it's a mistake we walk away from, so it's fiiiine
jonnykefka: all of it
jonnykefka: except the voucher
EOstby: All of those things for this shop.
redsevn: seemed worth tbh
Sibwow: the best kind of run
Strebenherz: Unlease your inner nerd
jonnykefka: why is it a commitment?
whoppernugget: Telescope only counts played hands when securing the slot
jonnykefka: that just keeps track of the hands you actually play, not the planets you use
Fanklok: Who else up fibbin they nacis?
TXC2: most played hand, not most leveled
ZephyrousOne: Then you best start playing straights
jonnykefka: then play more straights.
EOstby: Everywhere you look.
jonnykefka: entry level job requiring 20 years of experience energy
TXC2:
Fanklok you didin't say that out loud before you typed did you?
ZephyrousOne: How is Chariot undiscovered?
TXC2: ZephyrousOne we've not played it before ?
Fanklok: I thought you did work for a straight?
jonnykefka: the loop straight noooo
ZephyrousOne: @TXC2 Well yes, but that's baffling.
Didero: I like how the scoring flames already came up the first time the joker activated
whoppernugget: Fibonacci House-ing
EOstby: Full House theme intensifies.
odium_chlorite: this is my first time seeing balatro run at not maximum speed and its so weird
TXC2: odium_chlorite soothing isn't it
frank_the_great: @odium_chlorite It's at max slow
Didero: That sounds great
Sibwow: it happens last
PMAvers: I'd like to say it's after jokers trigger
niccus: it is at the very end
SnackPak_: that happens last
Paranundrox: Very end
ZephyrousOne: Should be left to right, yeah?
rentar42: it's unfortunate that your consumable area is smaller.
ZephyrousOne: After all your jokers
whitehot0107: busted with that legendary joker you had earlier
fsforwardsound:
hello
ghyllnox: @odium_chlorite Don't worry, he can and has turned the speed down from this
ZephyrousOne:
There's a voucher for that 
woobsy83: I'm horrible with this game. I can't unlock decks or win
Gekyouryuu: this was what I was thinking of earlier. that one legendary joker we had who makes negative copies of consumables seems like it'd go GREAT with Observatory voucher
fsforwardsound: can we get some key jingling?
whoppernugget: Ooo a basic 3 lmao
Aceviru: @fsforwardsound Only if we behave
odium_chlorite:
can you put the game at minimum speed?
whoppernugget: Good bit
Didero: Somehow that's even worse
iris_of_ether:
Never change, Wheeler
redsevn: it does help, thank you
odium_chlorite: finally, good content
Strebenherz: How has this game been so far?
Didero: Wait, Aces are high or low in straights?
TXC2:
Strebenherz addictive
redsevn: @Didero yes
TXC2: Didero either
Didero: Huh, didn't know that, thanks
TXC2: but sadly not both at the same time
ghyllnox:
whoppernugget: Imagine when someone’s *not* screaming in your ear
fsforwardsound: Balatro is my favorite fighting game
redsevn: and they always score 11 even if you use as low straight
ghyllnox: Driving a car is so much more fun when someone's backseating, I don't see why Balatro should be any different
TXC2: like being on a plane when a kid isn't kicking your seat
Snowcookies:
I wonder how Twitch Plays Balatro would turn out
ghyllnox: @Snowcookies I'm sure the chat would be fuming
TXC2:
Snowcookies settle down there Satan
frank_the_great: @Snowcookies Start9
ghyllnox: @Snowcookies Just make sure it's on .5x speed
fsforwardsound: we need a 0.1 speed
TXC2: man fibbonacci is so good
0x6772: oh no no no too fast! too fast!
TXC2: time to get speed piled
TXC2: Evil!
frank_the_great:
iris_of_ether: Vrooom
fsforwardsound: btw Balatro on mobile came out a day or two ago
Didero:
Time to alt+F4
frank_the_great: bruh
CanPlayGames: Balatro is so rude with the draws sometimes
whoppernugget: What if I missed one of the mult pings?
TXC2: I am once again asking for a joker that lets you play 6 cards
Sibwow: @TXC2 3 pair
TXC2: Sibwow exact;y
Sibwow: fuller house
Aceviru: See, those speed settings would help if it was shuffling canlander decks
Didero: Oh no, it took up to the 4th card before the flames appeared
RealGamerCow: At the peak, there were Balatro streamers that would wordlessly play at 4x speed and restart if their jokers weren't perfect after the second blind
RealGamerCow: It was HORRIBLE to watch
Avawen1312: @Sibwow would that be 3/3 or 4/2?
whoppernugget: Ugh
Sibwow: @Avawen1312 not sure
fsforwardsound: i like how the wrapper on the packs is shiny
Didero:
You're too good at one-shotting for the second Joker to do anything
brieandbacon: Hey chat! We backseatin' in here?
RealGamerCow: That game infected you
Aceviru: Blessed
TXC2: brieandbacon better not be
Gekyouryuu: I wish Mahjong Soul had kept their Balatro side mode from a little bit ago
whoppernugget: I still hear Slay the Spire music when I’m doing chores around the house lmao
odium_chlorite: @brieandbacon don't, Victoria is at sea level
TXC2:
Mahjong soul, named so because it'll steel yours
0x6772: If you plan to cycle anyway, Ice Cream cycles itself.
ghyllnox: Adds a memory component to a game where you already have to keep track of a lot of info
Didero: You can sort of suss it out by toggling the sorting order, but yeah, it's annoying
PMAvers: The replacement cards from a discard are face up
RealGamerCow: so close!
0x6772: big money!
TXC2: big money no wammy!
redsevn: its free
PMAvers: Ooooh?!
Didero: gotthere, never didn't have it
TXC2:
there!
whoppernugget: Oooo by the skin of your teeth
brieandbacon:
fsforwardsound: Card Sharp is an excellent insurance joker
Didero: "Saved by the card shark" is a phrase you don't hear too often
RealGamerCow: Love that voucher
0x6772: oooo Hack time
TXC2: Hack lets go!
Creature_Comforts: He's here!
TXC2: Bad joke time!
brieandbacon: Sickos: yeeessss
odium_chlorite: what does Hack do?
Avawen1312: @odium_chlorite retriggers 2,3,4, and 5s
Didero: @odium_chlorite "Retrigger each played 2, 3, 4, or 5", so it combos well with the Fibonacci card which gives us +8 mult for those
0x6772: "My money is terrible, let's spend some!"
TXC2: full houseier
Didero:
@0x6772 It's called 'investing'
redsevn: the free tarot!
RealGamerCow: How many times have you won?
frank_the_great: @RealGamerCow Enough
schordash: 9000
RealGamerCow: Nice!
brieandbacon: At least twice as many ashalf the number we've won
whoppernugget: at least like a 60% win rate
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: You can win Spider-Man in this game?
schordash: lmaoooo accurate for spiderman
Creature_Comforts: Very funny
fsforwardsound: LMAO showman again
whoppernugget: Double showman is so funny
TXC2: "it's not about profit any more! it's about respect!"
Avawen1312: 4 pairs? basically a mahjong hand
anhakha: Gameplay's a little fast. Can we slow it down to 1/4 speed?
whoppernugget: People said that???
0x6772: Who said *that*?
Didero:
Of course you think they're wrong when you had two bulls last run
Paranundrox: I think the most important thing is knowing *when*
fsforwardsound: i think he's making up these people
SeismicLawns: i think it's more of a "economy is like step 3 of the learning curve"
CanPlayGames: Twitch Chat was wrong? Mild gasp
TXC2: "econ doesn't matter" said the rich kids
0x6772: There exist jokers that reward low balance, but…
Paranundrox: you lose a lot of runs trying to econ first or second ante, but everything after that ante is important to have going
Didero: But focussing on money too much can also lose you the game
frank_the_great: Spending money <$25 hurts a lil
Sibwow: least curvy streamer
brieandbacon: Money doesn't buy happiness, Ben
redsevn: money doesn't buy happiness but lack of money definitely loses happiness
whoppernugget: Money can buy a killer sandwich tho
ghyllnox: Money buys happiness to a certain point
saucemaster5000: How else can I pay for clowns?
odium_chlorite: Money would solve most of the things making me unhappy
Paranundrox:
money buts happiness up to a threshold
Paranundrox: *buys
PMAvers: But it *can* buy Mult via tarot packs
SeismicLawns: money buys enough happiness
TXC2: Money buys happiness, but it has diminishing returns
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Something something Jetski
Didero: Money prevents the problems caused by lack of money
frank_the_great: @ghyllnox From Working Culture Bread in Victoria BC
brieandbacon: (I need chat to know, it would absolutely buy my happiness)
couchboyj: Does Elon Musk strike you as a happy person?
jonnykefka: that should win anyway
TXC2: couchboyj he doesn't strike me as a person full stop.
h3rsh3yb4r: i wish i could strike elon musk as a person
whoppernugget: LMAO
Didero: Working Culture Bread is a good name for a sandwich shop, good pun
fsforwardsound: ooh banana
h3rsh3yb4r: in minecraft
PMAvers: oh it's very mucn not free.
fsforwardsound: its very much not free
frank_the_great: Free stonks!
Didero: Also very expensive
0x6772: That's still econ.
redsevn: speaking of money
0x6772: Now you can afford the boy!
Didero: he does it again
frank_the_great: Never punished
Invitare: now THIS is econ
fsforwardsound: still not doing anything yet
TXC2: econ baby!
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SquareDotCube: well you are at last ante
ZephyrousOne: Should be discarding those purple seals before you pop off though
h3rsh3yb4r: why is the scoring so fast
0x6772: @fsforwardsound If you mean that joke, yes it is. Interest will be $8 instead of $4.
fsforwardsound:
could have sold tower for extra interest
Stormgod519: good afternoon wheeler
fsforwardsound: yes at 24
LurkerSpine: Has anyone told Ben about holding consumables?
TXC2: hello Stormgod519 welcome
h3rsh3yb4r: not enough money to even PAY attention
h3rsh3yb4r: donate bits chat
TXC2: LurkerSpine yes, he's done it before
Stormgod519: hellooo
LurkerSpine: @TXC2 cool beans
redsevn: imagine if this was the face-card-less deck
TXC2: "STOP! in the name of love"
SnackPak_: oh big stretch
0x6772: Hey, five aces!
TXC2: big stretch
Stormgod519: 5 aces...
h3rsh3yb4r: oh look johnny 5 aces
zelukester: oh sick we got the hack
TXC2: Winner ha ha ha !
Sibwow: look at the challenges
SnackPak_: fair
Stormgod519: ayyyyyyyyy
Sibwow: theyre neat
SquareDotCube: challenges are great
Stormgod519:
0x6772: Maybe check out the challenges before the end of the stream.
Sibwow: ok streamer
LurkerSpine: I usually went to endless to see if there were any locked jokers, then restarted
RealGamerCow: having those same jokers again might be nice
PMAvers: Now it's time for the Bus Stop
Stormgod519: 69 69
TXC2: it's a secret tool for later
TXC2:
oh goodie, firefox just crashed this tab
politrix: <message deleted>missed the flush
Stormgod519: dang
Stormgod519: off by 2
TXC2: !backseat
LRRbot: Please refrain from backseat gaming unless the streamer asks for help or !heychat is active. The streamer wants to play the game the way they want. Feel free to discuss tactics in chat or with the mods.
brieandbacon: @TXC2 Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time
RevolverRossalot: You took the face... Off?!
whoppernugget: The double edged sword that is no face cards
frank_the_great: @RevolverRossalot Face//Off
TXC2:
brieandbacon really? I've been using Firefox for like 15 years now
Sibwow: competing accessibility needs wowie
Juliamon: yeah, Firefox has had a resurgence thanks to Chrome enshittifying
odium_chlorite: nothing in the options to let you use good old red and black?
frank_the_great: You can always toggle suit. I like to switch back and forth, like flicking your mtg hand
Sibwow: great news wheeler, the new zelda game has a shopkeeper that says "hai" how you like
Sibwow: yeah
Avawen1312: you can play less they just dont score
YakkShakk221B: that's cool
TXC2: "hai, hai, hai, bye, hi"
h3rsh3yb4r: @Avawen1312 not on this boss
aynehzn: just chatting
TXC2: Reading the boss explains the boss
Stormgod519: lol
Avawen1312: it's not how it actually works in play
SquareDotCube: I dunno, I think Wheeler is a Beedle fan.
satyropodobny: just when I think i got out they pull me back in
YakkShakk221B: If you play less than 5 on that boss I think the hand doesn't score at all
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: How dare you
redsevn: wheeler we need you to make US have more fun
Invitare: can you give advice if you're a solicitor?
Paranundrox: @Avawen1312 I assume you mean "you can play a 4 card hand as a discard and not get anything", which is correct if that's what you mean, but Jokers don't trigger etc as well
Avawen1312: i wasn't trying to give advice there, sorry
frank_the_great: Drink some water, brush your teeth twice a day, try to get 20 minutes of exercise
RevolverRossalot: My unsolicited advice is that freshly squeezed lemon improves more recipes than you'd expect.
Earthenone: !advice
LRRbot: Fill your boots with butter tarts.
Avawen1312: @Paranundrox yeah
Fanklok: But you're learning the wrong way. You have to conform to my preconceived notions
Sibwow: splash of acid does wonders
Didero: Is giving unsollicited cooking advice called 'backsearing'?
Stormgod519: !badadvice
LRRbot: Ignore that other thought, Dynamite is good for you.
ghyllnox: @Avawen1312 So what were you doing
whoppernugget: Really? I hadn’t considered
TheMerricat: Does it have to be freshly squeezed? Why can't bottled lemon juice work?
Didero: How about lemon-scented soap?
TXC2:
lemon make me vomit
saucemaster5000: I can think of very few sauces that aren't improved with lemon and butter
saucemaster5000: wheeler is spitting
Stormgod519: lol
TXC2:
yes Wheeler, it is
Stormgod519: I have a friend who's allergic to so many different foods
whoppernugget: tbf most things are improved by adding butter
Stormgod519: im lucky i only have a peanut allergy
frank_the_great: Run killing boss sometimes
Fanklok: Soap is made from fat, butter is made from fat. Lemon scented soap saves having to add the lemon later.
patrick_stonecrusher:
Didero: I should be going. Thanks for the very fun stream, Wheeler and chat!!
Stormgod519: ooo
Juliamon: I have an acquaintance with a citrus allergy, it made a lot of things very unfun
Earthenone: it is!
Stormgod519: yeah
TXC2:
if Fight Club taught me anything, it's that soap is made from people fat, so maybe don't add that too food, it's cannibalism
odium_chlorite: I'm allergic to coffee
Earthenone: the worse part is developing it later in life
Stormgod519: right?
niccus: i'm very sensitive to curare
saucemaster5000: I lived with someone allergic to onions.... that was a hell of a thing to cook around
Earthenone: i USED to be able to eat nuts
TXC2: so long Didero stay safe
Stormgod519: it would be so much nicer if my allergy was for something either way too obscure or something that's already a bit dangerous
niccus: botulinum toxin? get it away from me
brieandbacon: <message deleted>Kurt Cobain died of a horrific lead allergy
frank_the_great: I'm allergic to penicillin, so don't feed me that.
ghyllnox: I did have an unexplained allergic reaction in 5th grade where my throat swelled up, never did figure out what that was, got testing and everything
TXC2: brieandbacon not gonna take that kind of joke, sorry
satyropodobny: imagine not eating delicious delicious poison
whoppernugget:
pweease no poison
Stormgod519: imagine sitting at a lunch table and all of a sudden you feel like you cant breathe...
Fanklok: Penicillin you say? I'll have to update the LRR type chart
Mushbie: I am allergic to Erythromycin(a specific penicillin)
jonnykefka: I've never had a snickers bar in my entire life. This is what shocks people about my peanut allergy for some reason
Stormgod519: lol
whoppernugget: Yeah without Peanuts Snickers aren’t really the same candy lmao
ghyllnox: @Stormgod519 For me it was more "haha my lips are so big, haha my tongue is getting big too, hey I can't breathe so good..."
ghyllnox: But I was a kid so
TXC2: withour peanuts Snickers are the much less Mars bar
Thecrdbrdsamurai: Hey Wheeler, I'm trying to disassociate in the cooler/freezer here at work. Do you have any abrasive, jingling noises?
Stormgod519: never had a snickers, a peanut M&M, Reese's, butterfinger, or anything else like that
jonnykefka: also true though I'm told with Reese's I'm not missing as much
Aceviru: Oh god
ghyllnox:
rentar42: "better"? Let's just call it judgement
odium_chlorite: intrusive thoughts almost won
whoppernugget: tbf I think snickers/butterfinger are horribly overrated and I don’t even have an allergy
Stormgod519: who are you giving the reach around?
Stormgod519: nice flush
Stormgod519: lol
Juliamon: I could live without Snickers or other peanutty candies easy. It's PB&Js I'd suffer without.
Stormgod519: okay...
TXC2: whoppernugget I wouldn't say horribly, but yeah
DanTheMediocre: I like snickers but eating one has always made my jaw and teeth hurt
brieandbacon:
@TXC2 
DanTheMediocre: but I like snickers flavoured baked goods
Stormgod519: lol
TXC2: Snickers are good, but not my first choice, not my 5th choice now I think about it
Stormgod519: Wheeler playing to the straights of all people...
jonnykefka: also the part of a serious reaction I hate most is not actually the projective vomiting, epi-pen (which does not feel good), or that whole part of the experience, it's being on fucking prednisone for a week and a half afterward
Juliamon: I'm the heathen who prefers Mars/Milkyway over Snickers
Juliamon: omg prednisone SUCKSSSS
jonnykefka: that shit is awful and I will never buy packaged food again if it means I can avoid it for the rest of my life
Stormgod519: yeah, it happened to me
ArcOfTheConclave: queercats?
Stormgod519: its the trigger words
Stormgod519: !clip
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ghyllnox: It's like "deez"
whoppernugget: To the Straight Shelter
DanTheMediocre: xD
TXC2: the baby gays deploy out the plane like 101st airborne
0x6772: You, um, don't get to play this hand....
0x6772: It may help in the long run, though.
Gekyouryuu: not to imply I want this to end, because I could watch this all day, but how late are we going today?
whoppernugget: Balatro does that to the time lmao
Juliamon: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:02:49.
PMAvers: "Hey, James, add a Bonus Stream to the schedule. We're playing some more Balatro."
Paranundrox: that's the power of Balatro
Gekyouryuu: "hey, James, any time there's an open space in the schedule, put me down for a bonus stream."
Gekyouryuu: also, thank you for going a bit long, Wheeler. it made me double check the schedule to be sure I wasn't getting the time wrong, and let me find out they added Beej's Anime Roundup tonight (it wasn't on the last time I checked)
Creature_Comforts:
It does nothing. It says so 
satyropodobny: meta progression
0x6772: YOu have to open 10 Blanks and then you get another voucher unlocked.
Avawen1312: does nothing
Gekyouryuu: the blank does nothing , but you DO want to keep getting it to fully unlock something for future runs
jonnykefka: Unlocks another voucher that gives you an extra joker slot, eventually
SquareDotCube: You'll find out when you do it enough
chorinas: the blank is the part 1 to +1 joker... once you've bought it 10 times
CanPlayGames: It gets tracked in collection under options
Paranundrox: the first tier does nothing, the second tier does something
TXC2: the blank is the magicarp of this game
Avawen1312: you unlock another voucher after buying it a bunch of times
Stormgod519: happy pride
Paranundrox: Do you want the explicit effect of Blank?
Gekyouryuu: you have to buy it 10 times. that unlocks a new voucher that gives +1 joker slot. to get that voucher, you need to first buy blank in a run then hope you get the other voucher after
whoppernugget: Hey wheeler, are you at all going to check out Pokemon TCG Pocket when it comes out?
SquareDotCube: challenges?
0x6772: It'd be funny to see at least a reaction to the Challenges.
Stormgod519: oh my god
Stormgod519: It's eggs!
TXC2: but eggs!
chorinas: check the Deck on 15 minute city
0x6772: Look at the deck too
maefly2: eggs are great if you can get that one joker that adds mult based on sell value early
Paranundrox: and it's pinned to the left
Stormgod519: aw
Paranundrox: so you can't not kill something
Stormgod519: GGs wheeler
TXC2: thanks for streaming Wheeler
Snowcookies: ty for the stream
Aceviru: Ty for the journey
Stormgod519: thanks for the games
Gekyouryuu: have a good one, everybody
SquareDotCube: Locked jokers give credentials to unlock
Stormgod519: lol
Stormgod519: chat will always be the way they are
Invitare: nah, the backseating obviously improves the experience
maefly2: thanks for stream and soothing key jingling
Juliamon: This man plays Magic on stream on a regular basis
Stormgod519: o7
Paranundrox: we're #1 we're #1
RatherLargeToad:
Now try Undertale 
Sibwow: !homestreams
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TXC2: !events
Stormgod519: ooo
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I was wondering if you would do that.
TXC2: !discord
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TXC2: !patreon
TXC2: !store
Fanklok: Is bloodborne a card game?
PMAvers: There *is* a Bloodborne card game
TXC2: frogs are gone!
RatherLargeToad:
Snowcookies: what's anime?
TXC2: remember to make clips for that chat
CanPlayGames: Anime? In this economy?
Sibwow: one cum joke per stream everyone
Stormgod519: lol
PMAvers: It's like the regular Jackbox games, except the announcers are making the dong jokes
RatherLargeToad: there’s only 3 games in that one, though
A_Dub888: !findquote naughty
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AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: THe prompts are different
Stormgod519: who got doom to run on lrr?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: You will also see animated ass on the naughty pack
Aceviru: Blessed
Sibwow: mysty boosty twosty
TXC2:
with the alchemy cards
JDogg2K4: Sounds like a go time
whoppernugget: Wow, big occasion!
TXC2: !events
tehfewl: oh boy, we can all recoil in disgust at the white boardered cards
patrick_stonecrusher: Magic colon
patrick_stonecrusher: The gathering
Stormgod519: cya wheeler
TXC2: it's night here
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TXC2: !contact
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whoppernugget: Hello highlights lmao
TheMerricat: It's still morning there?? It's 3pm here
Juliamon: Morning goes until 2 imo
TheMerricat:
Stormgod519: gnight chat
TXC2: so long Stormgod519 stay safe
Stormgod519: it's also pst over here
TXC2: Juliamon I think the Romans had it that the morning did continue until 1Pm, so there's president
A_Dub888: The morning will continue until morale improves
Juliamon: anything to make me feel better about my sleep schedule
TXC2: and he never will
OmegaPlatinum: this is why i stay
TXC2: Goodnight everybody
EvilBadman: That's good piss music
rentar42: @OmegaPlatinum i stay because I forgot to tune out
Aceviru: gn
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