Let's NOPE! | Gone Golfing

 protojman: yo dawg
 baltimore_667083: !badadvice
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mulligan2six: @protojman It's an old meme sir, but it checks out.
 protojman: @mulligan2six Matt Damon looking at his hands, getting old 
mulligan2six: @protojman Do not cite the deep magic to me! I was there when it was written!!
 baltimore_667083:   
 Nigouki: oh man, Golfing IS horror. Worst use of greenspace on the planet
DideRobot: LRR: Adam's Wisdom Teeth are currently attacking his Life Points Directly, so Ben is going Golfing. | Perfectly Ordinary Golfing. | No Horrifying Nightmares here. | Nope. | https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/113234882385978509
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  Sarah_Serinde: Oh well this sounds like a fun and normal stream ahead of us
 public_key_reveal_party: @nigouki not to mention, rich people 
 The_Color_Twelve: Man wisdom teeth are annoying when they want to be
 Going_Medium:   
NimrodXIV: Adam has been going through it lately huh
 GasCityGaming: Another late night at work, another LRR stream while at work!
 RTwo28: Ssppooookkyy Scottish balls
 gualdhar: Why did Adam let Life play Wisdom Teeth in Attack mode?
 baltimore_667083: i'm hoping to see at least one reference to st andrews here
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 RTwo28: 
lady_olynder: Howdy chat
  SmithKurosaki: o7
 BersonCorps: o7
 HadesLeprechaun: Oh wait, I think I've heard of this one. This should be fun
 CastleOtranto: Good time of day to you, chat
 itsr67: goofy idea for a horror game
 itsr67: love it
ButButTheJesus: hi folks is this a cozy friendly golf game?
 Makrosian_Tay: let's gooooo
patrick_stonecrusher: One frame ben 
 BusTed: Heyo.
ButButTheJesus: aww ben
 otakubox0: One man podcast 
saucemaster5000: The song to shame someone in pain
 shendaras: 
 DiscordianTokkan: Wisdom Teeth, the spookiest of teeth
 pn55:  
 Going_Medium: We're here w you.
 azureHaights: Aw, no key change
patrick_stonecrusher: 🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷
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 Makrosian_Tay: You may be alone, but we're here for you Ben! 🫶
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 Wrexadecimal: Hi Alone, I'm Wrex!
 ShaneLeeAtk: It's cool. Canadians have free license
 pn55: 
 Mr_Horrible: Oh I think I remember this one. Good for a one-shot
 gualdhar: Butt on keyboard, or riot
ButButTheJesus: pls no
 Makrosian_Tay: The POWER
 thatguysteve2709: Weird choice but do you
 shendaras: 
Mai_Andra: Celine version? Go get it, Ben. ♫
 Makrosian_Tay: !findquite butt
 jessieimproved: Is that what that means though?
NimrodXIV: soooo Let's Nope is an IRL stream tonight?
 NotCainNorAbel: do we NEED to write this law?
lady_olynder: Even a chair?
 pn55: Them's the rules
 Wrexadecimal: There was a whole CHustle about his
 Nigouki: Next time on Where The Fuck Is This In The Moonbase?: Butt prints
 Makrosian_Tay: !fundquote butt
 CrossXhunteR: is this a new loadingreadylive segment
saucemaster5000: Wha... why would that ever be a law?
 gualdhar: butt on dishwasher
 Makrosian_Tay: dammit
Styxseus: It's not a crime if nobody catches you  (Thats how that works, right?)
 Makrosian_Tay: !findquote butt
  LRRbot: Quote #8886: "What part of the crab is ... the butt?" —Paul [2024-01-05]
 gualdhar: butt on coffee cups
ButButTheJesus: I used to, but then you mooned us that one time
 pn55: Is the burrering just me?
 Wrexadecimal: "Be the reason the employee handbook added more pages" is a great mindset.
 HadesLeprechaun: stream dropping or that's just me?
 Jigokuro: It's possible a few things might constitute harassment, which is varying levels of illegal.
  Juliamon: stream is chunking
 thatguysteve2709: I expect nothing but the best if that is your choice then the best choice has been made
 otakubox0: buffering for me too
 pn55: *buffering
 Diabore: im getting drops
 Wrexadecimal: @pn55 nah, me too.
ButButTheJesus: me too
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah it's buffering a ton for me
NimrodXIV: buffering here too
saucemaster5000: Ben is the enemy now #Buttzonall
 WiJohn: It's dropping
wiganlass subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 10 months!
 wiganlass: saving my 10 month sub for the spoopy boi!!
 gualdhar: yeah I'm getting hitches
patrick_stonecrusher: Im buffering too
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 shendaras: @pn55 me too
 Makrosian_Tay: Same
 a_serious_moose: same here
 baltimore_667083: oh it isn't just me then
 Mazrae: Buffering here as well
 Diabore: its now stopped for me
 Jigokuro: 
  Juliamon: you can't put your butt on the router, Ben!
 Oreo1369: Ouch, good evening everyone
 Diabore: as in the stream
Night_xD: no adam makes stream go mad
 flatluigi: yeah stream's dead
 pn55: Someone's downloading Naruto again
 Wrexadecimal: 
 shendaras: Shaw?!
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 Jigokuro: @juliamon best me to it!
 ladyjessica: and back.
TomatoKigu: so it's not just me, good to know
 ladyjessica: weird
 ladyjessica: gone again.
 pn55: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Can't rat Ben out if we can't see the stream properly
 Nigouki: can't rat you out with the stream dying
 Wrexadecimal: ISP was like "no butts on anything ever"
MWGNZ: o7
 Driosenth: back
 Wrexadecimal: Hewwo.
 ghizmou: f
 kumatsu: much cleaner
ButButTheJesus: the internet was aware of risk of butt and was like NOPE
 Mollylele: sorry Heather
  cuzuki: we back
 ShaneLeeAtk: The app just booted me
 gualdhar: hello!
 The_Color_Twelve: I had assume it was me so good to know it wasn't for once
 DiscordianTokkan: Oh, I thought that was on my end, lol
saucemaster5000: Ben challenged me to butt stuff
Styxseus: Oh I thought that was just on my end again, my internet has been acting up all day
 shendaras: 
saucemaster5000: I destoryed
  Sarah_Serinde: If you can't see the stream properly, try refreshing
 ladyjessica: closed and opened and good again.
Mai_Andra: The "B" in Butt is for bandwidth.
 RTwo28: I think twitch did a oopsie-fucko
 gualdhar: router antennas are not for butt stuff
 Going_Medium: I don't know where Ben put his butt, it took down the stream.
 TheManaLeek: Router butt stuff, the greatest taboo
 Nigouki: it's the negative buttwaves interfering with the weefees
  Juliamon: !addquote (Ben) [now] Maybe butt stuff on the router is not a good call.
  LRRbot: New quote #9106: "Maybe butt stuff on the router is not a good call." —Ben [2024-10-01]
 Mollylele: stream is gonna come back and we'll be inside Adam's mouth
w1gum: never test in production!
 pn55: Butts on router: not good 
Night_xD: whats next on the list to test where buttstuff is good on ?
 wiganlass: what’s happening? thought it was my phone 
 0x6772: Maybe just once more, as a treat?
ButButTheJesus: @Juliamon 
 gualdhar: what what, router in the butt
 Kipstar: the scientific method!
 ghizmou: butt science
  Sarah_Serinde: Stream is already back, refresh if you don't see it
ButButTheJesus: TEETH
 spawnofhastur: teeth?
 Wrexadecimal: ohmy
  SmithKurosaki: BEN
ButButTheJesus: goodness
Mai_Andra: gestures to a butterfly "Is this... Butt?"
lady_olynder: Well that's a quote to come back on
ghyllnox: For the first time, right?
tycoonbosh: teeth stuff is my worst nightmare. Let's nope has met it's mark.
 CastleOtranto: #JustTeethThings
 Makrosian_Tay: Ben into vore confirmed?
Night_xD: ben playing actually spooky games ?
 RTwo28: #Justteefthings
 gibbousm: Happy Spoop Month
 slamaham: alone in the moon base, no one can hear you scream…
 BusTed: 
 The_Color_Twelve: Last week was certainly a ride
 spawnofhastur: i should probably get my wisdom teeth removed
Dane_VII: Mechanics of this game is genius. Have fun!
 otakubox0: oh! I think I saw this talked about by Jacob Geller, seemed cool
 HadesLeprechaun: Yep, definitely just goofy golf!
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: okay the stream just refreshed for me.. is Adam ok?
 kumatsu: oh I think I watched Adrian do this one?
saucemaster5000: Teeth stuff + mouth stuff went wrong under 20 for kids
 spawnofhastur: @Bobtheninjagoldfish dental issues
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 Asrimal: Happy to continue to support LRR for 14 months, hope to continue for 14 more.
  Sarah_Serinde: Adam is having wisdom tooth trubs
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 Bobtheninjagoldfish: oofahdoofah
 wiganlass: did Ben put his arse on the router??
Styxseus: Adam is going through the IRL horror huh
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 The_Color_Twelve: Ouch
 Mr_Horrible: ah, my sympathies for the boss, wisdom teeth are no fun
  Sarah_Serinde: At least he doesn't have to wait very long
 SnackPak_: good riddance, stupid teeth
 GasCityGaming: been there, not a fun time!
  Sarah_Serinde: That seems optimistic
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: Take our energy adam!!!!
  Juliamon: sure, buddy
 PMAvers: So what you're saying is that Adam is going to need some ice cream?
 gualdhar: oh no buffering again
saucemaster5000: it's... NOT fun
 NotCainNorAbel: oh honey
 GasCityGaming: they got me sooooo hiiiiiiigh when i had mine out
 Nigouki: i somehow assumed that if you make it to like 35yo with no wisdom teeth issues you'd be fine for life >_>
 Jillexie: All four and yeah
 Dalrint: I was born without wisdom teeth. Woo.
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: James better get Adam some Ice cream
  Sarah_Serinde: I had all 4 out at once. Soft foods for a while but it wasn't the worst (but then, maybe it's been long enough that I've forgotten)
 gibbousm: Ben, have you been eating a bunch of ice cream because you keep freezing
 ContingentCat: All 4 of my wisdom teeth were impacted, they put me under so I was out of commision for a while
 CastleOtranto: I had one wisdom tooth out with only a local. Not fun.
 The_Color_Twelve: I had a pizza for dinner after the morning removal of all 4. I was crazy lucky.
  Juliamon: Dalrint *high five*
 ladyjessica: when I got mine out I did go to a party the same day and yeah that wasn’t a good plan.
 Jigokuro: It sometimes is just woop, varies wildly.
 thatguysteve2709: I got all my wisdom teeth removed and went straight to eat after
 spawnofhastur: i haven't  had mine out yet but i did get my tonsils out recently and it fucking suckeed
 Mazrae: I guess I got lucky I got all four taken out and I just needed about an hour nap afterwards then I was fine
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah mine were gonna need to come out eventually so we did it while I was still on my parents' insurance
 Wrexadecimal: Ah, they gassed me
 The_Color_Twelve: Oh I got gassed out for mine
saucemaster5000: Yuup
ButButTheJesus: nope
 bethy_kins24: All mine were impacted and got them out in HS
 TheManaLeek: Wisdom teeth without being knocked out?? jeeeeeze
 lock3dinabox: I happily was knocked out for it
 Makrosian_Tay: It's pretty wild
 superdude097: They put me under for mine
 Jillexie: Got IV sedation. Did not want to recall anything.
 bosqueofpines: My partner was able to keep their wisdom teeth after they were removed.
 Datnade012: aww man, poor adam
 gualdhar: please don't take out the tops, they need love too
 gibbousm: My sister had them use anesthetic gas and was awake for her wisdom teeth surgery and had a horrible experience. So for me, I had them knock me out. My brother's teeth are small and can stay
  Sarah_Serinde: I was very knocked out, did not have to remember a moment of it
 ThorSokar: I got all 4 taken out at once, almost bled to death, good times
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: I got three taken out when I was 19.  couple days of Jello and Vicodin after
 Makrosian_Tay: Ben, are you saying you need to get top surgery? 
lady_olynder: Wisdom teeth are so weird, my friend who is a dentist says they are the weirdest teeth to extract
 dragonwarrior000: I got a pair pulled out with light numbing and told to suck it up when I asked for more
 The_Color_Twelve: I did hear the sound of one of the snapping out though which haunts me to this day
saucemaster5000: Evolution should be abolished from school so wisdom teeth stop hapening
 PMAvers: Gus: "Father are you okay."
 pn55: Thankfully I had some teeth out when I had braces as a kid, so my wisdom teeth came through okay.
lady_olynder: They often have the wrong number of roots
 Bruceski: I was supposed to have a local, but apparently that zonked me out enough that I found the procedure hilarious and they had to put me all the way under to stop giggling.
 BrowneePointz: I still have all four of mine at 32. Although I’m supposed to get my bottoms taken out, and put on braces to fix a crossbite.
 ContingentCat: Luxury bones
 Gaelan_Maestro: i had all four done when i was 16, while awake, and felt my jaw creek
 gualdhar: I think I was 13? and they put me all the way out
ButButTheJesus: Happy Halloween the 1st, btw
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: thinking about Adam having teeth out, makes me think of that one episode of Friday Nights with Ben and James Story time
 thedevil_risen1: Aww poor Adam
 Kramburger: The lower right of my jaw is annoying resistent to dental anestehitic
 ThorSokar: yea, hearing your teeth crack in the pliers as they're pulling them out is a trip
saucemaster5000: FFS it's ONE DAY
 Driosenth: I wanted chicken wings the moment after I left the surgeon after getting mine pulled
 fireiceair1989: I had to have my wisdom teeth surgically removed. they had to break the teeth in my gum and pull it out in parts.
 bethy_kins24: they are called Luxury Bones for a reason (Teeth)
patrick_stonecrusher: "Whasssh im my moufff??!" "You had teeth pulled." "Oh.  Wassssh im my mouff??!"
 pn55: I had the gas for having my teeth out, and I was HIGH AF when I woke up.
 Makrosian_Tay: It took SO LONG to take out my wisdom teeth I was able to watch the FULL runtime of Star Wars Phantom Menace, and HALF of Clone Wars
 Nigouki: @saucemaster5000 No, it's the whole month. That's why Adam's skeleton is on parade
 ShaneLeeAtk: Family homemade pizza party every Halloween
 Gaelan_Maestro: Comic con Winnipeg is my tradition
 thatguysteve2709: I just watch halloween on Halloween every year since college
 spawnofhastur: Only my top wisdom teeth came in and they're a bit impacted but i never had, you know. money. for a long time. i booked a dentist appointment to get them looked at... the day that the pandini lockdowns hit.
 thedevil_risen1: Yeha I've had all of mine out, never fun
saucemaster5000: I watch a bad franchise every october.... Thinking texas chainsaw this year
  RayFK: Get back from Vegas, go to a friends house who actually gets trick or treaters, give out candy and watch Halloween but not scary movies
guardianzero666: We get together on Halloween and watch Christmas movies
 spawnofhastur: and just never looked into it since
 ThorSokar: I like when all the bugs are dead!
lady_olynder: I celebrate my birthday on an early day of Halloween (soon...)
 bosqueofpines: Annual rewatch of Over the Garden Wall
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: I have a Tradition for Halloween; Celebrating it ON THE 31ST
ButButTheJesus: @ThorSokar same!
MWGNZ: a scarf? in spring??
NimrodXIV: I'm moving this month, so probably no shenanigans for me this year
 hatboozeparty: Sending good energies to Adam, teeth pain is the worst
  SmithKurosaki: I have the coolest look for the autumn, featuring the LRR Hoodie
 RTwo28: Me and my friends are gonna get together and watch the ghost stories dub for Halloween
 ContingentCat: Replaying Night in the Woods
 30teracyte: when I got my wisdom teeth out they also had to cut into the roof of my mouth to take out an extra tooth that was just hanging out up there
saucemaster5000: cthe dog and cat are butch
tycoonbosh: Oh, is the little cat doing okay?
 Nigouki: spider is friend, takes care of worse bugs
 Laserbeaks_Fury: I live in Florida. We're happy being able to open a window
ButButTheJesus: nopenopenopenope
ghyllnox: Good thing the bushes were not also covered in dolls
 kragmabutch: we have some good chonker garden spiders around this year
 Kramburger: My cats specced for roachkilling
 pn55: Yucky!
ButButTheJesus: NOPENOPENOPE
 ThorSokar: OH I hate that, random spiderweb to the FACE
  Sarah_Serinde: I live in a basement apartment, the spiders are just other residents. It's okay though, they pull their weight by taking care of all the bugs that get in through my crappy windows/screens
 Makrosian_Tay: Ben is me
 BrowneePointz: i live in the Midwest so usually do a pumpkin patch/corn maze and haunted hayrack ride when my body can handle it. and at least one Rocky Horror watch & sing along with friends @loadingreadyrun
saucemaster5000: rain has come hard
 CastleOtranto: I didn't catch that. Can you demonstrate again, Ben?
 ContingentCat: @Kramburger lucky the most mine did was notify me of them
patrick_stonecrusher: Learn to carry a spiderweb busting stick
  Sarah_Serinde: The house centipedes can get lost though. Get right the heck out
  SmithKurosaki: 100% agree Ben
 ThorSokar: haha
 RTwo28: Had a jumping spider pounce on me a week or two ago
 ContingentCat: Spiders are comrades in the fight against other bugs
TomatoKigu: I like spiders and even I heavily dislike getting spiderwebs in my face…can't imagine how bad it is with arachnophobia
 CrossXhunteR: you have a cat to deal with bugs now
  Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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  Sarah_Serinde: So smooth
 Kramburger: House CENTIPEDES? WTF Sarah
 Wrexadecimal: Had two huge fliex buzzing around in my apartment yesterday and found two spiders in here just loafing around and *not doing their jobs*
 asddsa28: haha spiders dont stop growing till they die so i understand
 RockPusher: Nicole takes care of Ben good #TeamNicole
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  Sarah_Serinde: @Kramburger They're a specific thing and they are THE WORST
saucemaster5000: @Kramburger bro, you are one to talk, wtf...]
Dane_VII: Dentist had to crush my wisdom tooth into 4 pieces to get it out cus of crazy roots
  SmithKurosaki: @Kramburger, They look like little aliens and eat a lot of the other bugs you dont want around
 TheMerricat: @Sarah_Serinde https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scutigera_coleoptrata
 Phailhammer: Had a huntsman say hi last week when I was visiting my parents. Reminded me why I don't go in the shed. 
  Sarah_Serinde: Chat don't google house centipedes if you're squeamish about bugs
 Kramburger: @saucemaster5000 Okay first of all...
  Sarah_Serinde: Trust me
CWaltz86: centipedes in the house is the worst. they look unnatural inside the house
 BrowneePointz: i have scolopendrphobia so when I see a shittipede I keep them on sight in an adrenaline rush
saucemaster5000: silverfish are the weirdest
  SmithKurosaki: @Phailhammer No Thanks
 ThorSokar: oh, I do have one to send you, will do
  Sarah_Serinde: At least silverfish don't get up to 2+ inches long
 BrowneePointz: kill them*
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 gibbousm: Ben Speedy Spooks?
 Kramburger: @TheMerricat WHAT NO
 asddsa28: what there more then 1
 Scy_Anide: I would take any of these over roaches. Thankfully I don't find roaches often and since I have a cat they're typically dead.
 Diabore: is that the horror that the hole moves after you putt?
 CastleOtranto: When I worked at a golf course, I thought it would be the perfect setting for a horror game.
  Sarah_Serinde: @Kramburger Yes this is the correct reaction
 CrossXhunteR: if you golf in the game, you golf in real life
 Jadaris: cursed to golf?
 hieroglyphica: I am afraid of both roaches AND spiders, and I stand by that
 RockPusher: Golf is inherently a horror about inequitable resource usage 
 BrowneePointz: if you’ve watched gravity falls you know you can do mini golf horror
 Nigouki: so no different than NIMBYs
 TheMerricat: Par Four.
 Mazrae: So weeping angel to enderman?
CWaltz86: so the netherman from minecraft
 Natimus_Prime: Oh, Ben!  I got my parents to play Heroes of Barcadia (with water, not booze) the other day, they had a blast with it. Thanks for introducing it to me.
CWaltz86: enderman yes
 Jigokuro: That other golf one is legitimately good,  btw.
 Mr_Horrible: the fact that "Horror Mini Golf" is a subgenre is honestly kind of wild
 flatluigi: aesthetic
 ThorSokar: settings?
Dane_VII: "How Fish Is Made" is a GREAT one off game.
 Mr_Horrible: like I can think of 3-5 offhand
 Makrosian_Tay: Did we ever find out just how many levels are in The Classrooms?
 Mr_Horrible: @Dane_VII I was saving Mouthwashing for this month, I'm so hype
saucemaster5000: golfer detected
Dane_VII: @Mr_Horrible 
 0x6772: Could this scroll slightly slower?
 Earthenone: is this James LARP?
 ContingentCat: !listen
  LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
 spo8n: fire
 ThorSokar: lets find out!
CWaltz86: also im excited for vtm rivals tomorrow.
 neisan2112: Yo Spoop times!
 Catcard: oh my god, gone golfing. hope you enjoy it
 spo8n: fire is the worst that can happen
 BrowneePointz: The sun is shining, the birds are singing, and children like us should be burning in hell
Aceviru: What's the worst that could happen? We put our butt on the wrong place.
 Diabore: weve been trying very hard to get "balls deep with matt and james" going
 BrowneePointz: Wait, is that not where we were going with this?
saucemaster5000: wiggins golfs as long as the mcu continues to make money
 ThorSokar: Pretty sweet looking mini-golf place
 Natimus_Prime: The worst that could happen is the sun spontaneously turns into a black hole and we all perish.  Never ask that question.
 Laserbeaks_Fury: I always wanted to open a mini-golf course called "Puttin' On The Ritz"
 Kramburger: IDDGOLF
Its_Wish2025: Ah am late
Dane_VII: @Mr_Horrible My game of the month shall be "Perfect Vermin". Heard great stuff
CWaltz86: whats the jump look like and can you jump in golf mode
Pteraspidomorphi: An expensive price
 flatluigi: oh so you can replay holes for a lower stroke count
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Let's Effin Goooo...lf
saucemaster5000: my windmill hole rejects balls from people who don't wipe twice
 Kramburger: Ah yes, Ball Chess
 Jigokuro: Greener Grass Awaits is the other spook golf that's really good.
 CrossXhunteR: i love that you can't see at all when in golf mode
 Kramburger: WOOOO
Desruprot: so this golfing has some horror to it
saucemaster5000: 3 strokes is still par in my book
ButButTheJesus: AYYY
MWGNZ:   
 flatluigi: |:3
 BrowneePointz: so like…to make a blue joke…the people who invented golf knew what they were doing when they added the terminology holes and strokes right?
 niccus: does 4D golf count as golf horror
 Kramburger: Get that Pup in the Cup
 Mr_Horrible: @Dane_VII never heard of it, but I'll make a note. The stuff I want to get to this month is Mouthwashing, Hollowbody, and Fallow (older game from the one of the Black Dresses artists)
 pn55: Oh hi!
 Getter404: Thank you, Orb
 0x6772: Thanks, Bane.
 gibbousm: do you feel cozy?!
 Kramburger: MWAP
 Makrosian_Tay: Mawp
 betweenmyself: WELCOMETOCOZYCOVE 
 Makrosian_Tay: Parnets
Aceviru: Haha
  Sarah_Serinde: 
patrick_stonecrusher: >>Wokom to Gozi Gove!<<
saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible but what games do you want to play? (look I know it's a small bit undercut)
 pn55: 
NimrodXIV: hahaha
ButButTheJesus: BAAAAAHAHA
 Nigouki: last thing I expected
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Fairy gives you back an enhanced Soda Can
CWaltz86: hi wilhelm!!
lady_olynder: Oh hi Wilhelm, good to see you old pal!
 CastleOtranto: Did I make that noise, or did the game?
 BrowneePointz: but Pepsi and delicious is an oxymoron
 CastleOtranto: Oh
 Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 I'm chuckling ngl
 ContingentCat: Have you tried the Coke oreo?
rainbowolf13: A well-helm?
iamzensballs: @ContingentCat I did a timtam slam with Coke.
 Getter404: Fish
SnowBuddy18: wow
 SnackPak_: sick jump
 ContingentCat: @iamzensballs that sounds like a mistake, how was it?
Desruprot: 
 Diabore: master mode
 gibbousm: well that escalated quickly
saucemaster5000: the second hole is very hard to get in
 0x6772: Use the putter.
iamzensballs: @ContingentCat You are correct.
 nymistrya: @BrowneePointz I'm probably a monster because on the rare chance I drink pop I prefer it to be flat Pepsi
Jensling: Is Greg the player character or is that foreshadowing?
 circusofkirkus: I suggest you use the putter
 LordZarano: Ah nepotism, the scariest horror
 Blip2004: I would use a 3 wood
 CrossXhunteR: i suggest the 3 Wood, sir
 Kramburger: I recommend the 5 iron
TomatoKigu: Is this a yeet or a kobe?
 BrowneePointz: but we’re Catty EVERYDAY
 Getter404: Out of bounds?
 BusTed: kiss that egg
 rosesmcgee: that was some spicy mustard
 Laserbeaks_Fury: You put more mustard on that than I do my hot dogs
 RockPusher: As your caddy might I suggest the BBQ Sauce over the mustard?
 Kramburger: Kiss that egg
 circusofkirkus: 2
deinonychus24: More mustard
 CrossXhunteR: a smidge more mustard
 Mr_Horrible: @nymistrya honestly it's understandable - it's a bit higher sugar than coke, so if you just want something sweeter with a little cola flavor and no aggro
 Laserbeaks_Fury: The King's Game
 CrossXhunteR: not being able to see the golfing at all makes this kinda difficult
 Getter404: 4
 SnackPak_: *polite applause*
 Kramburger: Golfclap.flac
 Makrosian_Tay: You ever think about classic youth movie Holes?
 BrowneePointz: @nymistrya it’s mostly as a kid I loved Pepsi but as I got older I realized Pepsi has an ATROCIOUS medicinal aftertaste
ButButTheJesus: feesh
 pn55: Free fish!
 flatluigi: can you just drop the golf ball in the hole
 hatboozeparty: Free food!
 Bruceski: Wellhelm
 Kramburger: GO TO YOUR HOME
 luke1x: That is a thunky fish
iamzensballs: @ContingentCat Imagine coca cola flavoured crunchy sugar, that brushed up against caramel. Some would like it but the overpowering sugar and the disappointing experience of having to suck carbonated liquid through a tim-tam really ruined it.
saucemaster5000: oh I got it. Wellhelm
 SnackPak_: good warm-up
 Laserbeaks_Fury: I didn't know this was a COD Blops game
 Catcard: I have watched 3 people play this game 3 separate times and I have never seen the Wilhelm
 Catcard: oh man
 luke1x: I don't think you are going to make par
 Getter404: 8
SnowBuddy18: can you jump it to the hole?
 Kramburger: Keep you eye on the ball
 Mazrae: Enough mustard to go from the start to the hole?
 Blip2004: The real horror was the physics engine
 SnackPak_: rip
 Kramburger: BEN
 luke1x: The real horror
ButButTheJesus: heeheeheeeee
CWaltz86: what a heartbreaker
 circusofkirkus: was the goal under 32 strokes on hole 2?
 Phailhammer: 
 Makrosian_Tay: @blip2004 Do you think they made it along the way? 
 BrowneePointz: The real horror is this round of golf *statler and Waldorf laugh*
 Getter404: 13
 Kramburger: You need to curve it, you need to be Bend Ulmer
 Getter404: This is evil.
 DoomBringerIL: is this a virtual re-mtach of ur live golf session in pax with graham? @LoadingReadyRun
rainbowolf13: Tap, don't move. Slightly harder tap, ball is a continent over
 sgowell: more like “well”-helm
notevendavid: LMAO
 flatluigi: i can't wait until we get to the jump scares
ButButTheJesus: this is certainly tense, just not how I was expecting
 enbycephalopod: I see why this is a horror game
notevendavid: this game did a LOT to my blood pressure when i played it
 circusofkirkus: what was the stroke limit for the prize again?
 Makrosian_Tay: Overwhelmingly Positive by the way 
 0x6772: I'm invested now, but I do wonder whether there's anything preventing you just skipping this hole.
 Kramburger: Taaaap it in
 Natimus_Prime: The real horror is how difficult the holes are
 betweenmyself: cut to three hours from now when Ben is accidentally crushing the speedrun WR for this game 
 niccus: it's a company outing. you are at decuple bogey in hole 2. everyone is waiting.
saucemaster5000: so... video games huh?
 Wrexadecimal: Happier gilmore
 NoxStryx: This reminds me, who ended up with the bad golf score?
 Blip2004: Its all in the hips, its all in the hips
 Kramburger: Did you see MJF is in Happy Gilmore 2?
 public_key_reveal_party: You're also getting to avoid the secondary horror of Adam mocking your golf game
saucemaster5000: Just taaaap it in
 Getter404: Aaaand that makes 25
 NoxStryx: From the subathon
Seth_Erickson subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 68 months!
 Seth_Erickson: Is this the spookiest game of all time
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Pteraspidomorphi: This reminds me a little of the speedrun stream
 Cptasparagus: is this the horror part
 Wrexadecimal: 
 Kramburger: Maybe adam shuld be here, you could borrow his oki oki golf club
 pn55: 
 circusofkirkus: 4 (plus 20)
 0x6772: I literally just clapped in real life.
 Getter404: That's 28.
 NotCainNorAbel: yes, just four
 Kipstar: yeah 4, yep that's all
 Getter404: Hole in 31!
 Blip2004: Adam loves Spheda though
patrick_stonecrusher:   
 The_Color_Twelve:   
 Seth_Erickson: this is a man that can't figure out how much mustard to use
 GasCityGaming: reminds me of the GVLOG where you did the Kiss minigolf 
 CastleOtranto: 
 iDangero:   
CWaltz86: mini pro?
 GasCityGaming: Me too! 
Mai_Andra: The prose circuit? In a poetry slam?
Izandai: Oh this game! I just watched a video about this game.
 BrowneePointz: Oh my God I just realize we get the names of next year’s magic sets later this month at Vegas
 Getter404: Really wanted to make it to Dice Tower West this year but couldn't quite make the timing work out
 Natimus_Prime: It's name is well-helm
rainbowolf13: Hole 2, death. Hole 3, perfectly normal
Mai_Andra: "Huh. Smells like fish in here..."
 Getter404: Next year*
 Kramburger:   
NimrodXIV: too much launch
 kumatsu: but Ben you're going Left
 0x6772: Swing for the fences.
 SnackPak_: 
 The_Color_Twelve: 
 pn55: 
 Gekyouryuu: ah, slight inclines, my beloathed.
 Wrexadecimal: 
 BrowneePointz: Ben, I would like you to know that backwards hit made me let out a cackle and I scared the next-door neighbors kids on accident. so scares were had this stream by someone
CWaltz86: dont do it
Izandai: Oh, no, this is a different game from the one I thought it was, nevermind.
 SnackPak_: 
 Manae: Be rude not to
SnowBuddy18: oh
 Getter404: The Golf Dimension
 pn55: Hmm...
 Makrosian_Tay: uhhh
SnowBuddy18: sir, your void
 Kramburger: I'm mad that ben ignored my oki oki golf club joke, I feel like it was solid 😤
 The_Color_Twelve: oh stargate locker
 DiscordianTokkan: Time to get isekai'd
 CastleOtranto: Mom, stay out of my room!
 SnackPak_: o7
TotallyNotaBeholder: You're not a cat, be curious
rainbowolf13: Oh, that's where the water comes from lol
 WiJohn: Golgolfa
 Natimus_Prime: A stargate?
 kumatsu: Isekaied! At the Mini Golf!
15__uwu__02: The void
Mai_Andra: "What's in the shed?" laughing voice "You are..."
 korvys: The Water Hazzard Dimension
 Gekyouryuu: if this is like Kamen Rider Fourze, a magic locker leads to The Moon
 The_Color_Twelve: well that's a turn up
 Getter404: Narnia got tentrified
 SnackPak_: where's Mr. Tummis
 Nigouki: whoops, this is Gnarnia
 CastleOtranto: Mr. Tumnis, help!
 Kramburger: But the lion is JESUS
 Getter404: Oh no... it's that kind of horror game?
saucemaster5000: Narnia can suck off my stolen sock
 Laserbeaks_Fury: 
Mai_Andra: In the shed is... Silent Hill.
 CastleOtranto: Another?
 Kipstar: that explains the rust
CWaltz86: are you in the well?
 SnackPak_: wth greg
 The_Color_Twelve: well then
 HadesLeprechaun: for the bears
 dumbo3k: Wet floor sign Greg, NOT BEAR TRAPS
NimrodXIV: fuckin Greg
 The_Color_Twelve: Just the random bear traps
 teeyeezey: wet floor bad bear traps acceptable
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Oh great, It's a Basement HUnter
 betweenmyself: wait a second…  did they seriously remove the  emote from Twitch?  I need to find a new crying emote to express my endless supply of tears!
 0x6772: Does golf mode still work?
 flatluigi: can you still enter golf mode
patrick_stonecrusher: BEARTRAPS REVENGE!
  James_LRR: I mean... do you SEE any bears
  James_LRR: ?
 SnackPak_: thanks Greg
ButButTheJesus: James got a point
 CastleOtranto: Golf combat. Golbat.
 vinopinguino: caution - wet bears
werth_it subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 17 months!
 Gaelan_Maestro: its a flare
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 GasCityGaming: Is this the horror version of that RPG that Adam played years back with golf mechanics? 
 Gekyouryuu: a video game with golf going on? this is a weird sequel to Dark Cloud 2
 teeyeezey: we were greg all along
 neisan2112: Oh its just a golf ball
 SnackPak_: 
 RTwo28: Big ball
 Nigouki: O R B
 Getter404: TIME FOR G O L F
SnowBuddy18: wet floor, not room on fire
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SleepyBillowingAubergineEleGiggle-IJj-gXjET-OMqkPw
Aceviru: What if we're the bear
 niccus: what's your par
 Gekyouryuu: can you golf at it?
 werth_it: is greg
 SnackPak_: hahaha
 vinopinguino: you have a golf club ben! use it
 0x6772: There's no running in golf.
 betweenmyself: he negotiated the bear trap!  PANIC! 
  Simriel: Hit the Ball Ben. Just hit the ball
Pteraspidomorphi: FIshy
 NotCainNorAbel: why do I always get paired up with the werdo
 vinopinguino: fish for the bears, i really dont know what you're not getting lol
 SnackPak_: where's the hole?
  Simriel: This is a normal Scottish golf course. I don't see the issue
 Getter404: Can you throw the stick at him?
  Juliamon: You did see hidey lockers...
 Natimus_Prime: Hide in a closet?
 DiscordianTokkan: Fish? Maybe?
 0x6772: I think maybe it's all the golf that got him so angry.
CWaltz86: ca n you hit him
 Blip2004: oh its a golfball who wants to eat you
 vinopinguino: l o l
 Manae: rofl
  Simriel: You aren't usually chased by sentient golf balls when you play?
 hatboozeparty: Bejeessus
Aceviru: 
 pn55: 
 BrowneePointz: AAAAAWP!
 SquareDotCube: donk
 Gekyouryuu: Watch + Play came early
NimrodXIV: screm dot wav
 betweenmyself: Screw you, putter! You only ever slowed me down!
 flatluigi: i think you don't
 SquareDotCube: use a club?
 Getter404: Hide in a closet?
 Makrosian_Tay: That's the fun part: you don't
 flatluigi: you just have to keep golfing
Pteraspidomorphi: Would that the mascot who smells bad?
 vinopinguino: you gotta yell at him to play through
  Juliamon: Hidey lockers right next to the hole start?
 HadesLeprechaun: the top start of the hole he can't drop down from so he has to run back around
 hieroglyphica: This is amazing
 Getter404: Loop him with those DBD skills!
 RTwo28: creepy lookin face
 SquareDotCube: ball stuck
 fcloud: 
 PhorrestGaze:  
15__uwu__02: This is a completely normal golf course
 Makrosian_Tay: You can crouch right? can you stealth around here?
 Seth_Erickson: Ah I see this is world reknowned Johnathon Golf
 fcloud: this is canadian golf 🇨🇦
 Manae: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CuriousHandsomeMilkKeepo-TpzPeGX3RAosYsmT
 flatluigi: fun fact: gone golfing was at gdq one year
 Seth_Erickson: and we haven't seen the Trapper
 Seth_Erickson: even once
 RTwo28: feesh
ButButTheJesus: feesh
 CastleOtranto: Can you throw the fish at the murderous golf ball?
wildpeaks: so long, and thanks for all the feesh
Its_Wish2025: 1/10 Trapper gameplay
 Getter404: We're all Golf down heeeeere!
saucemaster5000: if only there was a guy here to derail ben's fear....
 nevermore913: 0/10 golf course would not golf again
 Seth_Erickson: I think you standing on the wood
wildpeaks: we got physics'd
 Getter404: Can you put lefty?
saucemaster5000: look we all miss a couple times, take a breath and aim for your target
 0x6772: A KEY!
  Juliamon: oh thaaat's what they are
 SquareDotCube: quick, use the fish!
 kdefinition: that had to be scripted
patrick_stonecrusher: I miss Wellhelm 
 Easilycrazyhat: Is this a DBD trainer?
 TruPhantomAngel: Turns on Twitch, “What in the world am I looking at Ben??!?!”
wildpeaks: just a normal game of golf
 vinopinguino: good putt
 vinopinguino: LOL
 Easilycrazyhat: wow
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 Diabore: 
 DiscordianTokkan: bonk
 flatluigi: lmao
Aceviru: nice
 Getter404: 
 fcloud: 
wildpeaks: slow clap
 Seth_Erickson: lmao
 Wrexadecimal: This game's kinda bullshit, ngl. 
 Dromos_GHG: excellent
 Makrosian_Tay: BAHAHAHAHA
ButButTheJesus: game. game pls.
 hatboozeparty: 
 CastleOtranto: Oofa doofa
 HadesLeprechaun: maybe you can get it by standing on the ramp?
 The_Color_Twelve: 
  Simriel: Clip that!
 betweenmyself: banked as in place somewhere secure for safe keeping?
 TruPhantomAngel: 
  Simriel: Someone clip that
 fcloud: "ok, chat, now you may touchdown"
 Gaelan_Maestro: what if you threw the fish at the giant ball of teeth
wildpeaks: hell yeah
 Draynus: This DBD mod is crazy
feet2big subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 18 months!
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patrick_stonecrusher: This game... might not be good.  It has heart, but....
 Seth_Erickson: Ben I'm excited to meet you at Magic Fest Las Vegas, hope we can get a commander game in at some point.
 Manae: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/VictoriousSilkyTaroSoBayed-PJQ1vKmXptrJ74um
 Gekyouryuu: is it the other door from the room you spawned in?
 dumbo3k: There is no escape xD
 vinopinguino: parkour?
 TruPhantomAngel: Oh yeah, I need to look up which LRR folks are going to Vegas. 😅
wildpeaks: Spheda looks different today
 Seth_Erickson: @TruPhantomAngel it's recently up on the wizards vegas website
 CastleOtranto: Fish lever! Fish lever!
 teeyeezey: its a sports horror survival platformer...who knew
 Cptasparagus: Road Quest 2 Las Vegas? Got it
 Seth_Erickson: Graham Kathleen Nelson both Bens is what I remember
 SquareDotCube: turns out going to Vegas is kinda cheap, especially if sponsored
  Juliamon: LRR hasn't made an announcement but I think there's a Youtube Update coming soon, maybe it'll be in there
 TruPhantomAngel: @seth_erickson TY! 
 TruPhantomAngel: Oh good
 gualdhar: Ben, I'm so sorry
 Diabore: is serge a snoresm'n?
 vinopinguino: can i bunk with serge as well?
 James_the_Dabbler: Two year sub
 public_key_reveal_party: What a great sacrifice o7
  Simriel: Boys night!
nevyn666: drew the short end of the stick eh
 0x6772: Does Serge know about this?
 kumatsu: so he can drag you to get coffee every morning, got it
 Manae: Get to wake up to coffee ritual every morniing
James_the_Dabbler subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 24 months!
 James_the_Dabbler: Let me try that again. Two year sub
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 korvys: lol
 circusofkirkus: so Ben saves on earplugs
StrideTheEarth: Made for each other.
 Seth_Erickson: Vegas can also be considerably cheaper when you work for a hotel, that's why me and my friends are going this year
 Easilycrazyhat: A match made in a reeses factory.
 The_Color_Twelve: the snore and ... you got there alreayd
 TruPhantomAngel: Oh I get to see Serge again! Time to get my revenge! Haha
 Wrexadecimal: loooool
StrideTheEarth: Ope
 Seth_Erickson: ben you sweet summer child
 Gekyouryuu: awww, fudge
 dumbo3k: maybe you can nudge it with the goldclub?
 circusofkirkus: can you putt it out of the way
 vinopinguino: fill out the error card
 The_Color_Twelve: wow
CWaltz86: hit it?
 Seth_Erickson: can we golf it away
Aceviru: The real horror
 gibbousm: did you just soft lock the game ?
 hatboozeparty: Oopsie Daisy
 korvys: Can you putt it?
N30dude subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 43 months!
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StrideTheEarth: Ben getting that good good coffee every morning though.
Aceviru: YOOOO
 SnackPak_: 
 Getter404: Quick, try to golf Greg
Aceviru: LETS GOO 
 Easilycrazyhat:   
 ProcyonFlynn: !highlight
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 Makrosian_Tay:  
 circusofkirkus: I'm surprised that physics worked
 Phailhammer: 
ButButTheJesus: @korvys HOLY SHEET
 DiscordianTokkan:  
 The_Color_Twelve:  
 hatboozeparty: 
 gibbousm: 
 Seth_Erickson: also notably we're perfectly safe from Golfball Johnson up here
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 TruPhantomAngel: For context, Serge beat me in a Canlander game years ago. He Fatesealed me when mana screwed. Lol
 Larkonus: Bunking with the Coffee Guru does seem like a good perk.
 raulghoulia: Coffee is for closers
 kumatsu: missing coffee adventures is the thing that makes me saddest about missing Vegas
 James_the_Dabbler: YOU get to get up in the morning for coffee adventures!
 Diabore: ben, if grahams gvlogs have taught me anything, thats a dangerous propesition
 loufghyslaufey: another amusment park setting?    
TheDailyMapleSyrup: and you get recommendations for coffee
 dumbo3k: at least while you are up here, the golf ball can't kill you
 BusTed: 
 vinopinguino: its a feature not a bug
 loufghyslaufey: Has the genre burnt itself out?
 Manae: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EntertainingRichMosquitoSSSsss-wiYV3hQ3EN1DiPJQ
  Simriel: @truphantomangel he is the nicest guy that will ever Striplock you
  Juliamon: loufghyslaufey Not an amusement park, a minigolf course
 Jadaris: which closed coffee shop will you visit this year ?
 BusTed: haha
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 betweenmyself: It’d be great if we find out on the very last hole that we could have fended off Greg by simply putting him away 
 iamasock_ttv: this has to be it
 TruPhantomAngel: @simriel I know right? He was really nice but damn. Lol
 iamasock_ttv: nice
 loufghyslaufey: @Juliamon Then, why do I keep seeing a correlation?   
 DiscordianTokkan: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AgitatedSlickParrotMrDestructoid-HNfCfCGLh8miPUDA
  Juliamon: Sounds like a personal problem
 loufghyslaufey: maybe...
  Simriel: One of the Gvlogs has Serge just saying "Don't tell Ben" to a closed coffee shot
 iamasock_ttv: thats far too many eyes
 Seth_Erickson: and now we know why there are all the fish 
 vinopinguino: thats at least 10 too many
  Juliamon: oh, so we're actually in Dredge, ok
 SquareDotCube: I think there's a pic of the boss on the wall
 gualdhar: Fishing? I'm in!
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SpineySavageBeaverSoonerLater-ZYXt6HAIGF4P8Dys
 loufghyslaufey: a local abandoned golf course could allegedly be haunted since the pandemic, so....
Mai_Andra: I wonder where... that fish did go...
 circusofkirkus: jiggle physics
 Larkonus: "We see you, Ben."
 Seth_Erickson: Thank Golf they made it move, come on now Ben
 James_the_Dabbler: So many eyes on that fish
 loufghyslaufey: mackerel on a stick?
 RTwo28: 
 vinopinguino: brava
 kumatsu: in b4 fakeout
 Easilycrazyhat: ez game
 SquareDotCube: for now
patrick_stonecrusher: Here fishyfishyfishy fish here Fish!
 RTwo28: GG!
 0x6772: Play through!
wildpeaks: home sweet home
 loufghyslaufey: I mean, its a melee weapon in another game?
 vinopinguino: you're free...to GOLF SOME MORE
wildpeaks: this seems safe
 RTwo28: uhhh
 0x6772: Anybody for ribs?
itmightbemikey: meat
 Coinman1863: You sure?
  Simriel: "safe"
 Oreo1369: sae?
 loufghyslaufey: remains, don't ask
 Easilycrazyhat: Uh...don't eat that.
 RTwo28: yup, real safe
 thatguysteve2709: Said safe meant sus
 betweenmyself: the carrion piles feel pretty safe-ish
 ThorSokar: nothing like a good ol' carcas pile
 Getter404: Hi Greg.
wildpeaks: back to the pit
 Seth_Erickson: you see the cake on that golf ball
 iamasock_ttv: what wa that???
 Easilycrazyhat: XD
 Kipstar: shoulda shut the door behind you
 SnackPak_: 
itmightbemikey: WILHELM SCREAM!
 RTwo28: huh
 Wrexadecimal: uhoh
Aceviru: You know, when you look at it from behind...it has a nice round bottom
 vinopinguino: kool aid man walking ah
  Simriel: Actual Wilhelm scream xD
 Oreo1369: ball spawning noise + scream
 kumatsu: at least they aren't moving with porpoise
 Seth_Erickson: the architect and the builder arrive calmly with a sense of puropse
 RTwo28: ohh, its stealth time
 Manae: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/GloriousPreciousNarwhalCeilingCat-iE8ZPdwIClpl9w0J
 betweenmyself: He fears not the daylight!  PANIC! 
 dumbo3k: Wasn't there a note about Greg having to pick up trash?
 Oreo1369: hey that golf ball killed people
 NoxStryx: Hit him with a golf ball?
 vBana: Oh, I didn't know I was getting picked up
 loufghyslaufey: Get'm!
 RTwo28: lol
 Seth_Erickson: he sees a much larger piece of trash to clean up 
 Getter404: Two-legged trash before metal trash
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: !genius
  LRRbot: I'm a genius!
 ContingentCat: lol that was quick get fucked to I'm fucked turnaround
 vinopinguino: the clipping of that scream is hilarious
 RTwo28: whack
 Seth_Erickson: one smack is all it took
 loufghyslaufey:  Ulmer  defeated
Fr0Dough: Fore
 thatguysteve2709: Is that goofball in heels
 Seth_Erickson: LMAo
 Oreo1369: wam
 vinopinguino: HAHAHAHA
 RTwo28: HA
 pn55: 
 TheManaLeek: Is that...doing it?
 Getter404: The game is listening.
prince_infidel: !clip
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 The_Color_Twelve: wow
Styxseus: 
 loufghyslaufey: kay
 Seth_Erickson: skill diff what can I say
ButButTheJesus: GDI
 WiJohn: Good timing ball guy!
 Strebenherz: I chose a hell of a moment to load the stream
 hatboozeparty: That was fast
 loufghyslaufey: welp
 vinopinguino: god, you're comedic timing is impeccable lol
 Makrosian_Tay: Masterful comedic timing, ser 
 vinopinguino: *your
 vBana: That golf ball is spawncamping
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ElegantHonestPicklesKlappa-bp-LLNQefEhv2xuy
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 ampthedog: sup
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 Strebenherz: noice
 BusTed: gaming
 DiscordianTokkan: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AntediluvianHardMangoAliens-t59R8TaOL-o29Tj7
 Oreo1369: lets go
 vinopinguino: that should be a gimme
 pn55: 
 math_nerdette: Yay Ben!!!
 loufghyslaufey: thanks for the stream Ben... am just projecting; no reason in particular
 Seth_Erickson: shhhh golf johnson is coming
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Channel your inner Blendette
 loufghyslaufey: Nah, theys find you
 GredGredmansson: oh a golfing game this should be relaxing
 Oreo1369: dead . . .
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Hi Ben.  Are we experiencing the horrors of golf this evening?
 ghizmou: this is making me think of the wheeler bit with the poke coin flip
 e_bloc: welcome to the highlight reel
 Easilycrazyhat: Heh, stupid ball
 Seth_Erickson: get outplayed nerd
 vinopinguino: secret tech unlocked!
Aceviru: haha
prince_infidel: !clip
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 loufghyslaufey: kay, so... you puck a 1st try & then... hide?
 Morrigan9: the tech
 Oreo1369: the sneak
 pn55: The secret tech!
  Simriel: How!
 GredGredmansson: easy!
 hatboozeparty: Perfect hiding spot
 The_Color_Twelve: you're a ninja
 Getter404: Windmills are the weakness!
 Makrosian_Tay:    
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BlitheProtectiveSandstormPrimeMe-182kW6X5HSLSGpKo
 pn55: Get outsmarted!
 0x6772: Magic windmill
TomatoKigu: Suddenly want a crossing the streams with golf with your friends
 hedonistic_mushroom: Patching, LFG
patrick_stonecrusher: Did you know the Wilhelm Scream was done by the guy who sung Purple People Eater?
 Laserbeaks_Fury: You WIndmill slammed them
 LeonisCo: the windmill blades protecc
 Kipstar: windmill strat OP
 CastleOtranto: This golf ball is no Don Quixote
 NotCainNorAbel: gamer doesn't look up
thedepthandbreadthofseth: so, ummm.... why is this game?
 0x6772: Counterpoint: what are YOU gonna do?
 loufghyslaufey: I think it would just jump you
 Strebenherz: can you hit him with your club
 Strebenherz: while on the hedge?
 Oreo1369: smack it with the galf club
 vinopinguino: ball cant look up cause it has no neck
 loufghyslaufey: It already did it once, right?
 GredGredmansson: where'd he go
thedepthandbreadthofseth: is it five nights at freddie's-esque?
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
 Easilycrazyhat: XD
 Strebenherz: baited
  Simriel: Your Petard!
 Seth_Erickson: I found you once, I found you
Bunnarchist: Welcome to the highlight reel, a second time
 GredGredmansson: ok the noise got me more than anything else
Aceviru: WOOO
 Oreo1369: LETS GO
Bunnarchist: YOOOOO
 0x6772: Always had it.
 loufghyslaufey:   in one whole
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: First try!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 jubale1: i’m getting horror vibes
 PhorrestGaze: first try!
 pn55: 
 math_nerdette: woooooo!
 e_bloc: didnt say the thing
 underhill33:   
 vinopinguino: gamer
Aceviru: CHACHING
 pn55: Wooooo!
 Dog_of_Myth:  
Bunnarchist: 
 Strebenherz: gottem
 Oreo1369: he's the GOAT
 baltimore_667083: 
ButButTheJesus: HE'S GAMING
 CastleOtranto:   
 Gekyouryuu: GAMING!
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TawdryInspiringDunlinMingLee-fXZ1KUr-qkQ3ZgtB
 math_nerdette: easy
 Dog_of_Myth: !clip
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 GredGredmansson: is this 9 holes or 18
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Is this Spheda?
 Kipstar: he's grown too powerful
 Mazrae: That door looks open now
 Kramburger: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BlueHeadstrongStingrayOptimizePrime-Q2TTrLvQy6ZiuJNl
 Oreo1369: you should hit him with the club
thedepthandbreadthofseth: all jokes aside, can anyone explain the premise of this game?
 DiscordianTokkan: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/OutstandingHungrySpaghettiMcaT-EPX2bxMTQtmwIWl1
 Dog_of_Myth: Windmills, not just for the Dutch
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BlueHeartlessGrouseRitzMitz-t8p8tWTYdsKlaBdw
 Laserbeaks_Fury: While you were killing golfers, we were studying the blades
 jubale1: death by windmill blade, is that.a thing here?
 BrowneePointz: portals!? this was a triumph…
 vinopinguino: water world
itmightbemikey: meat
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 Oreo1369: ah the sonic water level
  Sarah_Serinde: Okay this is cool though
 loufghyslaufey: squid
 vinopinguino: is this duskmourne?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: ok, please, someone tell me what's going on???
 GredGredmansson: yeah i'm curious what the premise of this is as well
 Seth_Erickson: time to start thinking with portals
  Juliamon: thedepthandbreadthofseth You know as much as we do I think
saucemaster5000: golf'd
 GredGredmansson: i joined this late
  Juliamon: We're in a fucked up minigolf place being chased by a ball
 loufghyslaufey:    abstract doorquest
 Getter404: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Golf.
 circusofkirkus: that's Greg
 NotCainNorAbel: so....Tuesday
  Simriel: Normal Scottish Golf
 Xed_Regulus: What's the name of this game?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: whelp...
 Seth_Erickson: ain't that the story of my life
phoenixletmeuseadashd: "Huh, I just got back why is Ben so tense...oh."
patrick_stonecrusher: WAAAAp
 SquareDotCube: hole ate what
 Oreo1369: definitely need to golf
 GredGredmansson: @Xed_Regulus stream title
 0x6772: There were six visible when you held it up
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 pn55: 
 Oreo1369: that is big fish
 Dog_of_Myth: Big Fish
15__uwu__02: das a big boi
SnowBuddy18: that's a LARGE mouth bass
ButButTheJesus: feeeesh
 cle0deen: Whats in the sky?
YeomanAres: How many eyes?
CWaltz86: chum
 Mazrae: This goofy game is making my heart rate rise
 SquareDotCube: new putter!
  Juliamon: chum
itmightbemikey: meat
 Xed_Regulus: @GredGredmansson Sorry, mine still said "Talking Simulator | DOOM"
 betweenmyself: better watch out lest it yell “I’M THE BEST!”
 korvys: What's the big monster thing?
 GredGredmansson: is that a club
 0x6772: @cle0deen Our lord & savior Cthulhu
 DiscordianTokkan: chomp
 vinopinguino: you drowned?
 Oreo1369: om nom
 BrowneePointz: leg of Liam
  Sarah_Serinde: Little anticlimactic
 PhorrestGaze: how many eyes did it have?
saucemaster5000: it me
saucemaster5000: judging
 loufghyslaufey: just a squid
 loufghyslaufey: a very based squid
 HadesLeprechaun: Mystic Remora? That you?
 Seth_Erickson: I'd guess it's a leg from each island
thedepthandbreadthofseth: was that mac classic
 SquareDotCube: that is one thin fish
 GredGredmansson: looks like you can only go up the ramps
 loufghyslaufey: Don't lovecraft everything you squid
 cle0deen: Is leg food?
 circusofkirkus: can we putt the leg
 Seth_Erickson: we're going to kill the fish I see
 vinopinguino: hahhahaha
 GredGredmansson: thats a lot of eyes
  Sarah_Serinde: huh
 Seth_Erickson: oh look a lever
 Nigouki: fuk
 Oreo1369: into the fish
 0x6772: Great, now you made the trout into troutzilla.
 underhill33: holy shit
 HadesLeprechaun: we IN the fish
 pn55: Oh
 Larkonus: Well, I wasn't expecting that.
 ContingentCat: uhhhhh
 Laserbeaks_Fury: ahh, Jabu-Jabu
 cle0deen: Who did
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh we Jonah
 loufghyslaufey: hm, the same Mackerel...
 CastleOtranto: We are two mariners...
 cle0deen: Who did swallow ben ben ben ben
 Makrosian_Tay: Now GOLF, little man!
 SquareDotCube: what a relever
  Juliamon: that's concerning
 betweenmyself: Adapt to the future, be a *pro*sumer of toxic waste.
 Seth_Erickson: there's an island you haven't been on yet
 DiscordianTokkan: @SquareDotCube 
 circusofkirkus: I'm gonna leave-her here if you know what I mean
 loufghyslaufey:   
 cle0deen: Trout did
 cle0deen: Trout did swallow Ben ben ben ben
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Why do we even have that lever?
Aceviru: LETS GOO
 vinopinguino: what a gamer
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 pn55: 
 SnackPak_: 
 Oreo1369: the goat fish
 cle0deen: That sounded nice
 Makrosian_Tay: Wooooo
 SquareDotCube: back 9 time
 GredGredmansson: 
 loufghyslaufey: heh
  Juliamon: only 13 holes though, the intro said
SnowBuddy18: the back 4?
 Mazrae: The back 4?? Since only 13
 vinopinguino: is there a halfway house you can grab a snack at?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: omg, I'm calling it now.  we die if we don't sig our score card.
CWaltz86: disregard hole 5
  Sarah_Serinde: New friend!
 Seth_Erickson: you appear to have given the fish legs
 GredGredmansson: oh its the fish
 cle0deen: Its coming closer
 Seth_Erickson: that seemed ill advised
 vinopinguino: its streamlined
  Juliamon: I don't think the windmill strat will stop him
CWaltz86: i dint like that sound
 cle0deen: Irradiated trout?
 vinopinguino: GULP
 Makrosian_Tay: Gulp
 BrowneePointz: oh no it’s that Junji Ito manga!
 hatboozeparty: omnomnom
 Gekyouryuu: time for some Mini Gyo-lf
 Oreo1369: eten my fish man
 thatguysteve2709: Best folie ever
 cle0deen: Don't like.
 cle0deen: Official opinion.
 Gekyouryuu: no, Ben, Golf with Your Friends is a different game
 vinopinguino: barz
 Makrosian_Tay: if it's got no eyes, is it sound activated ?
 Laserbeaks_Fury: What the hell is this carp?
 Gekyouryuu: only ONE too many?
Aceviru: 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: is this a sand trout?  does it turn into shai hallud?
 RTwo28: stepping on a ball?
 Seth_Erickson: hole 9
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BusyBelovedSkunkDBstyle-kTDF5uw9R8uC7x3a
 0x6772: Do you have to play them in order?
 Seth_Erickson: didn't we just do 8
 Gekyouryuu: no, we did 9
  Juliamon: At least you don't scream when you die now
 SquareDotCube: doesn't have hands, maybe the closets are safe
thedepthandbreadthofseth: we did 8 & 9
 Getter404: We did 9 before 8 apparently?
 cle0deen: I feel like there's a spawn/camping joke to be made
 Seth_Erickson: oh we did do 9 before 8
 thatguysteve2709: Do your words taste like fish
 ImmortalLen: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/RespectfulAntsyCormorantBudBlast-6PLHcSJofPVS_8Rc
 0x6772: Good leave on that putt, too.
Aceviru: Nice
Styxseus: 
  Sarah_Serinde: beautiful timing
CWaltz86: good timig
 cle0deen: Bah Bah bah bah
 Makrosian_Tay:  
 RTwo28: good audio cue
 GredGredmansson: ok dbd strat doesn't work
 vinopinguino: bah bah bah bah AAAH
 spo8n: hes got 12 many eyes
 j_crane330: i don't know
 j_crane330: aaaaaaa
 loufghyslaufey: rigged, game
 DiscordianTokkan: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BrainyRepleteTardigradePunchTrees-71FiWZSc5dmmqWbn
itmightbemikey: Fish Loves Hole
 0x6772: Maybe you only actually have to do the holes that unlock the next area? That'd be a really low score.
 cle0deen: Bah bah bah bah
 CastleOtranto: And now you know... the hole sound
 loufghyslaufey: squidman chasing you?
 0x6772: I mean, play the game to play the game, of course, just wondering how it's counting those (currently) 0s.
 cle0deen: Hide from fish bah bah bah bah bah
 loufghyslaufey: oh, there must be trap holes
 RTwo28: gulp
 cle0deen: I teach elementary school music. I'm gonna be singing that all day tomorrow.
Veste: haumph
 GredGredmansson: i do wonder if its based on noise
 cle0deen: I'll bring back a full report.
 JKBalch: Fish with legs does the 2 foot shuffle
thedepthandbreadthofseth: what does the paper in the shack say?
 loufghyslaufey: nom
saucemaster5000: yummmmmm
 maefly2: fish with legs... he's behind you
 Makrosian_Tay: It sounds so benign, the Big Gulp. it's like, first monster? KILL YOU MAWP NOISE. second monster? Excuse me ser, may I remove you from this mortal realm please? 
 RTwo28: You got fished with legs
 cle0deen: Good one @maefly2
 GredGredmansson: @thedepthandbreadthofseth i hope you didn't feed the fish any of that radioactive stuff
thedepthandbreadthofseth: ty
Veste: wait does this fish have raptor vision
 cle0deen: He gets close?
 ProcyonFlynn: Do you imagine the "whited out eyes" is a hint that it's not vision based?  Or am I reading too much into it?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: maybe the fish is named wilhelm?
 SnackPak_: so rude
 loufghyslaufey:  
 Oreo1369: dead
 cle0deen: Oh. I hadn't seen the golf ball yet.
 Gekyouryuu: can you make the fish eat the golf ball? 
 GredGredmansson: i do think that we have to wait for the fish to leave
 maefly2: fish with legs... and a ball guy
chaps_the_goblin_king: @cle0deen your huhot is getting cold
thedepthandbreadthofseth: gamer!
theambivalentagender: The leg fish footsteps are weirdly soothing
  SmithKurosaki: Is someone not going to arrest that fish for impersonation?
saucemaster5000: amazing putter skills kid
 spo8n: fish with legs, hes a moron, fish with legs, not a heron.
 vinopinguino: this is godzilla vs kong
 Kramburger: Honestly, this game would be good for mic intergration because of the compulsion to swear loudly when you miss a shot
 0x6772: YOu kids have fun now!
theambivalentagender: That voice is not soothing
 cle0deen: Can you get them to attack each other?
 Makrosian_Tay: It's just a sign that Greg is here, cos only he throws away trash
thedepthandbreadthofseth: is the wilhelm scream just, "you've been seen?"
 loufghyslaufey: hide in the locker?
 spo8n: fish with legs, hes got a buddy. fish with legs, hope youre lucky!!!
 0x6772: That Wilhelm is preceded by the "ball falling in a cup", but I think the fountain also made the cup sound? Maybe? (So somebody's cleaning up?)
 Mollylele: I gotta be honest, the Wilhelm scream is my text tone for one of my exes (we're fine, he just texts me a lot of Disney memes), so this stream has uniquely stressed me out
 loufghyslaufey: just guessing   
itmightbemikey: wheel
 Getter404: A Gabe Newell
 GredGredmansson: distracting noise?
 DoomBringerIL: is this Outlaws 2?
YeomanAres: Wish for a valve?
Aceviru: For the well?
 GredGredmansson: there's a well?
 loufghyslaufey: maybe a glowed-up Watch+Play?
 Getter404: Make a wish in it?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Mollylele that's why all my exes are C3PO quotes.  Can't take their concerns seriously...
 GredGredmansson: lever!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: try it anyway
 ThorSokar: There was a building with a lever hole on the side, I think back where you were last time
CWaltz86: hole 8
 loufghyslaufey: @thedepthandbreadthofseth so yeah, never tell them the odds, chat.
itmightbemikey: Put Lever in Fish
CWaltz86: i think?
 CastleOtranto: Gotta make the fish and the golf ball fall in love so they get distracted
 loufghyslaufey: 
 ThorSokar: by ball boy
 code1300: a door was open back at that hole
 ThorSokar: where the windmill was
CWaltz86: the place with the wholes side by side
 ThorSokar: well, crap
 Getter404: Well again?
 GredGredmansson: fish w/ legs
 loufghyslaufey: oh, I just thought you gave yourself away...
 ShaneNeebus: weirdest golf game ive ever seen
 Gekyouryuu: was that a boombox on the ground by the picnic tables?
CWaltz86: amazing
  Simriel: Caught between a fish and a ball place
 0x6772: Let's call this the Dutch Maneuver. Because of the windmill.
  Simriel: Wait a ball and a hard Place! But place like the fish!
 ThorSokar: can we double poison the fish?
Jensling: Seems weird to play a golf game without the master of Spheda ngl 
YeomanAres: If only you could go recycle the cans youd have plenty of coins
 GredGredmansson: we still have one final hole to finish don't we?
 dweebert91: Soda cans in trash cans?
 Gekyouryuu: maybe we can find a leg to put in that ooze to feed the fish and then the fish will spit up a lever?
 GredGredmansson: oh the lever is for the HOLE
 Getter404: You got a lever from the wishing well last time, didn't you?
 SquareDotCube: trash can
AMuseOfFirebane: There!
 ThorSokar: I think in the trash can by the building you think is the exit
 SquareDotCube: in the trash can
 Astrovore: In the trash can in the corner
 Gekyouryuu: in the trashcan by where the fish was
 loufghyslaufey: @dweebert91 its that Gary's Mod bit; combine soldier complying you to "pick the damn can up" or something like that
 maefly2: by the locked door
 Astrovore: the one next to the white building
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @maefly2 eagle eyes!
 vinopinguino: 12 eyes are better than 1. just ask that fish
 GredGredmansson: ok so how do we shake the fish
 Easilycrazyhat: 12-eyed fish vs ~876 eyed chat
 SymphonySolstice: I like greg
 maefly2: @thedepthandbreadthofseth others saw it also, group effort
 JKBalch: If he Greg the fish is blind, does that make them a fsh
 SymphonySolstice: I don't like that thing
 ShaneNeebus: do we know for sure the fish doesnt just want a hug?
  Juliamon: it swallows us
 maefly2: surely, the windmill would never betray you
SnowBuddy18: @JKBalch no, it's a fiiiiiiiiiiiish
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @ShaneNeebus I mean, we dont know that not whats happening.  we just know that whatever it is that the fish does, kills us.
 Oreo1369: ummm.....
saucemaster5000: baller
itmightbemikey: meat
 0x6772: Guess he got fired.
 GredGredmansson: you ok bud?
 NotCainNorAbel: 
 gibbousm: just tuning in to Ben playing with their balls
 TruPhantomAngel: Uh…
thedepthandbreadthofseth: this is totally not terrifyinh at all...
 korvys: Sorry for not knocking?
Aceviru: maybe it just wants a hug
 cle0deen: Decidedly no
 Oreo1369: rough day?
 pn55: Uhh
altis39: Read the stream description out loud. My wife asked if this was a Duskmourn reference or if he was actually getting his wisdom teeth out and was happy for the answer
 gualdhar: A man chooses
 gualdhar: A Slave obeys
 TruPhantomAngel: K sure
 0x6772: What?
 ThorSokar: secret ending?
 ProcyonFlynn: Bad Ending?
mulligan2six: Speedrun strats?
 GredGredmansson: winner!
 Makrosian_Tay: Maybe you gotta get under 32 
Aceviru: I want my money back
itmightbemikey: Maybe you got bad end for skipping a hole
15__uwu__02: Amazing asghshshsh
 gibbousm: time to play The Gone Fishing DLC?
PixelsAtDawnGaming: You were the hole all along
 SquareDotCube: we can redo some of them?
 Oreo1369: so now mr. horrible game?
 GredGredmansson: unless is it open now?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: replay  2, 5, etc?
 Mazrae: Maybe skip holes to get to lower score?
 MyhticRain: this game is rough
15__uwu__02: Oh Ben! There's another cool golf horror game called Greener Grass Awaits
 Mr_Horrible: ^
 0x6772: I really do think there might be something in getting a 0 for the holes you skip.
LightspeedSloth: “Do the holes until we’re happy” - Sage Advice
theambivalentagender: This stream is nothing but phrasing
 GredGredmansson: well what is our current score
Dalouer: even this hole.. you can shave a few strokes
DrSquiddPhD: Is there actual golfing in this game?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: yeah, but on the bright side, it is helpful w/ the short game 
 Oreo1369: dumbass ball
 GredGredmansson: can we try going in the building that we didn't before?
 Getter404: Got distracted, what was in the radioactive hut?
 cle0deen: A lever
  Juliamon: a switch
 loufghyslaufey: weh?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: can we irradiate this fish too?
 GredGredmansson: safe room?
 SymphonySolstice: someone had a bad time in there
itmightbemikey: that person atge the Bad Taco Bell
  Juliamon: Easter egg?
 spo8n: chicka chat chicka chat chicka chicka chat. hit the beatbox.
 ThorSokar: maybe try moving the valve that's there?
 Oreo1369: I think the fish guy doesn't spawn if you don't kill the 12-eye fish.
 thatguysteve2709: Is it under the sign next to kraken
 Mr_Horrible: they're based somewhere in the Seattle area, p sure
 Mr_Horrible: 
 Astrovore: we had to kill the fish to get the lever for that hole though
Aceviru: Do you have use the same one?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: have you checked on steam?  
 spo8n: chicka chat.. gulp
VinylMinty: Did you check the building near the cupboard
VinylMinty: you opened early?
 Oreo1369: maybe there was a lever in a different door
theambivalentagender: So who is the ball in your relationship and who is the fish?
Veste: why do we have a 0 on 11?
  Juliamon: We skipped 11
Veste: oh thats the one ok
VinylMinty: @LoadingReadyRun I think there's a building missed near one of the cupboards in one of the corners
 0x6772: two-for!
 GredGredmansson: i'm trying to look it up
 thatguysteve2709: I believe there was something red under the caution sign  next to kraken as well
VinylMinty: I dont know if this is all 100% randomised
VinylMinty: Near hole 6 i think
 ThorSokar:  Where valve
SnowBuddy18: just have to hole in one the last hole
 shurtal: so this game is "I have ghosts, but i must golf"?
VinylMinty: Got your back ben 
 cle0deen: Golf to resolve unresolved ghost stuff?
 GredGredmansson: oh where was the valve
VinylMinty: it was in a building near hole 6 GredGredmansson
 GredGredmansson: there might be an element of rando the guide i saw had one of the coins in the bathroom
 cle0deen: To thw tune of fish with legs: Where's the valve? It's at hole 6
 fizzymtg: Hi, what is this game ?
 cle0deen: Can you?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: is there a way to use the 1990 Apple IIe's to distract the fish and the golf ball?  Maybe they'd like a game of mixed up mother goose?  reader rabbit?
 Diabore: fuck is a bold choice for a game
thedepthandbreadthofseth: oregon trail?
 spo8n: @shurtal i think it was, 'someone stole my prised 13 eye fish so now i unleash unspeakable horrors
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 SnackPak_: that's a nice mac collection
 LostThePirate: I wonder if you can throw or golf swing at the cans to distract the baddies?
 Getter404: Good ending might not be possible, you wasted a LOT on that first dark world hole and the steam pipes
 RuningOnBravado: Completely random, I'm sure
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CWaltz86: oh are we trying for different endings now?
 Oreo1369: all we can o is try
thedepthandbreadthofseth: it should let you mulligan more aggressively
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hm? Is this the game with the enemy who looks like a golf mascot who was given a clockwork orange treatment?
 SquareDotCube: Imagine if it were Lethal Company but you were sent to a golf course
thedepthandbreadthofseth: also, how is the windmill not the final hole?
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SnowBuddy18: it looks like once you complete the hole, that's it, but until you complete, you can keep going
TomatoKigu: So what's the speedrun wr for this game?
 vinopinguino: lol
 vinopinguino: ben is probably playing on a buggy version
 SnackPak_: enter the ball
 Thefluffiestguineapig: (For context I got here late) Is this a Ben solo stream? Is Adam feeling ok?
 shendaras: 8m13s
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Who is laughing over zoom?
 Oreo1369: oh no?
 ProcyonFlynn: ~lasttweet
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SnowBuddy18: 8m08s for the bad ending
  Sarah_Serinde: New mission 
 Mr_Horrible: John Jolfing
SnowBuddy18: any% is 4s
 shendaras: Any % is amazing.
 e_bloc: you could totally do that
 Mr_Horrible: I assume any% is just get back in your car and leave
 vinopinguino: um how
 GredGredmansson: turn around and leave?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NOOOO, wisdom teeth?? Dude, that sucks, my good thoughts are going to Adam more so than usual
 cle0deen: I'll take the medium ending f
YeomanAres: Go for the exit?
 SymphonySolstice: 
 0x6772: Strats.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Are we speedrunning now?
 Oreo1369: lets go
 GredGredmansson: iunt get it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Subocean??
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh yes
 spo8n: i think youre haunted.. did you notice the holes match your chalice.
 Getter404: TAIMA STAHTO
 GredGredmansson: taima stato
 HadesLeprechaun: Is there some trick to entering golfing mode while in the air maybe?
 Getter404: Well first you get a Live2D model...
 Mr_Horrible: real Watah In Ze Fiyah vibes there
 Getter404: @Mr_Horrible Why?! Not understand...
VinylMinty: Seems like they are back jumping into it
 otakubox0: maybe there's some movement tech in there
 HadesLeprechaun: Go .25 speed?
TomatoKigu: Vtubers are pretty rad if I may say so myself.
 LeonisCo: Any chance they patched it?
SnowBuddy18: maybe it's patched
 7gorobei: looks like they are jumping sideways
 LordZarano: Check a longer any% run?
 Mr_Horrible: might be a crouch-jump or something to do with how the camera is angled
thesurfaceofthemoon: crouch jump?
 TruPhantomAngel: Do you try and jump on the pillar?
 ThorSokar: OK, looks like they're jumping for the edge of the sign, and twisting left to get on top of the sign then just walking off
Styxseus: They seemed to be turning as they jumped?
 GredGredmansson: the cooler daniel
 Diabore: is the sign taller now?
theambivalentagender: It looks like they're jumping as they're turning the camera
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TomatoKigu: Let's nope always was the speedrunning stream.
theambivalentagender: It might not even be about getting on the sign as much as doing the jump/turn on the right pixel
Jovism: it looked like to me that they exited golf mode as they double jumped
 LostThePirate: My spouse thinks the sign looks taller now, like maybe they patched it to be bigger to fix that bug?
 math_nerdette: Hear me out.  You know the golf club is a physics object.  What if you extend that mid air and pull yourself up a bit with it onto the sign?
 Getter404: You have a crosshair dot, maybe match them pixel perfect?
  Juliamon: I wonder if you don't even jump, just switch to golf mode while close enough
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh Ben, if you/Adam need to kill some time get him to send you the name of the MK lore video he watched, I would love to see you react to that nonsense
 ThorSokar: oh, are they on minimum graphics settings?
TomatoKigu: Does it specify which version was used for the run?
VinylMinty: @LoadingReadyRun Click the gear and turn the vidoe speed down
 ThorSokar: in badly coded games, yes
theambivalentagender: Absolutely
 pn55: Are they like double-jumping somehow?
 SnackPak_: a higher fps could affect physics
 circusofkirkus: can you jump off the moulding?
 Diabore: also looks like they got on the tiny ledge and then up on the sign
 ThorSokar: now we're cookin'
TomatoKigu: Oh let's freaking go
Styxseus: Might just make whatever visual cue they're using easier to see?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Progress!!
 korvys: Yeah< i think you might need to ramp off that edge
 Getter404: Frame by frame! Computer, enhance!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: can you move a boombox or a computer and stand on it?
theambivalentagender: As soon as you're off the sign exit golf mode?
theambivalentagender: On the sign rather
 LordZarano: The 43s run says jump then crouch
 cle0deen: Where are you trying to go?
 Darkstorm257: The 43s run is a diff strategy entirely though
 shendaras: The clip is into the building next to the sign
 0x6772: @cle0deen Through that wall.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: can you just get the coins and the levers?
 sydnius: riveting content
 pn55: They didn't seem to be in golf mode when they started jumping
thedepthandbreadthofseth: because that it probably faster
 Mr_Horrible: bouncing on it in a way that allows you to clip through the level geometry and trigger the credits early
 CaptainSpam: Oh hey, I remember seeing this on a Silly/Awful Block in a GDQ a while back.
VinylMinty: @LoadingReadyRun Click the gear and turn the vidoe speed down to might be able to help analyze it more?
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 korvys: Oh, can you crouch jump?
 korvys: like source games?
 Makrosian_Tay: Do they do a midair crouch? halo had tech like that
theambivalentagender: Approach up to ledge, hit golf mode as you jump
 HadesLeprechaun: try watching the 7 second video in 4th place, it looks like maybe a more reliable way, just a few seconds slower
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Can I tell you all the funniest request we have had from a client at the veterinary clinic I work at? Everyone (client included) was on board with how silly this was but she was really grateful we did it
 BusTed: wild
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Thefluffiestguineapig I'm curious.
 0x6772: Maybe they're standing up into the sign which forces the player through clipping.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Trying to do this analysis is fascinating
 cle0deen: Pixelated pavestones
 ranoras: Does crouch straight into golf mode push you up?
 Makrosian_Tay: HES BEGINNING TO BELIEVE
 Diabore: jump and aggressively rub wall
Aceviru: now giver
 vinopinguino: 
Aceviru: hahaah
 Diabore: TOO HIGH
 Nigouki: lmao
 BusTed: I mean, progress
 shendaras: Well, closer
 pn55: 
 itira: lol whatt
 0x6772: Too high! Too high!
 HadesLeprechaun: well, it's something!
 Oreo1369: gg ben
 circusofkirkus: close enough
theambivalentagender: Well having to close out the developer tools prompt just cost us precious seconds 
 Larkonus: Task failed successfully!
Styxseus: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Mr_Horrible: too close to the sun 
 korvys: Oh, it's a zip
 0x6772: Just leave!
mulligan2six: Best ending
 circusofkirkus: sub ocean?
 LostThePirate: New tech unlocked!
Aceviru: Woooh!
 SymphonySolstice: subocean babey!!!
 Oreo1369: sub ocean?
  Juliamon: TO THE OCEAN
 0x6772: The Steacy Solution!
Styxseus: SubOcean%
 pn55: This even better TBH
 ThorSokar: sub ocean LETS GOO
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 ProcyonFlynn: Watch+Nope Achieved!
 spo8n: @Thefluffiestguineapig was it to open a window so the cat souls could get out?
 vinopinguino: weeeee
 Driosenth: Fall forever in love with the sub ocean
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So I work at a rich people clinic and they can get really offended about weight control stuff, but this woman came in after committing to weight loss for her lab, he hadn't lost weight despite all the efforts
 Oreo1369: freedom
 HadesLeprechaun: new ending!
 rogerivany: Cool SubOcean
 shendaras: 
Veste: fore
 Makrosian_Tay: Now THATS the speeding tech
  Sarah_Serinde: You did it your way 
JuneBlue58: What is this, Watch + Play?
 maefly2: alex would be proud
 circusofkirkus: fastest subocean%
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @spo8n Oh no, not like that
theambivalentagender: Best ending
 Mr_Horrible: there's *beating* the game, then there's *defeating* the game
 0x6772: The TRUE True Ending.
noSmokeFire: speedrun strats!!
 SymphonySolstice: progress
 Mr_Horrible: bro angered the game
 LostThePirate: Woo!
 Nigouki: are we jsut killing the game in every which way but the one we want?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And then she went on this massive rant about how her parents sometimes watch her dog and they would not stop giving him people food and too many treats, so she wanted the vet to write an actual letter on the letterhead so she could wave it at her parents and say "SEE????? I TOLD YOU SO"
  Juliamon: Thefluffiestguineapig Oh my god, I wish I could have that
 Oreo1369: !ineedanadult
  Juliamon: Dad will not stop guilting us for not giving our cat food scraps
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @LoadingReadyRun , can't we just get both coins and see what happens when we don't play at all?
theambivalentagender: Check out this clip! LoadingReadyRun streaming Gone Golfing!  https://clips.twitch.tv/AnimatedGloriousMelonKappa-h3Pze-q5ueCJK6eD
 Mr_Horrible: @Thefluffiestguineapig an official doctor's note for "please stop feeding him from the table" is *very* funny
thedepthandbreadthofseth: the coins and levers, no golfing required?
  Juliamon: Are the coins all accessible at the start?
theambivalentagender: https://clips.twitch.tv/AnimatedGloriousMelonKappa-h3Pze-q5ueCJK6eD
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible Best part is the vet did it!!! And now we have an option to offer people if they have relatives who are doing bad things for weight loss. Including a note "if you want to give the animal a gift, consider a toy"
 SnackPak_: 
 feet2big: Yes plese
TomatoKigu: Out of bounds time, let's go
 pn55: We're here for it!
theambivalentagender: @thefluffiestguineapig as someone who deals in petcare i completely understand this
 circusofkirkus: can we scale the tree
  Sarah_Serinde: You're running the stream and it's still a horror game, you do you 
 e_bloc: lets fucking speedrun
 ThorSokar: Now it's horror, but for the dev
 0x6772: Climb that palm tree!
 SymphonySolstice: watch & nope
 shendaras: Let's Speedrun instead of Let's Nope is pretty good.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Ask you vet, worst that happens is they say no and best that happens is you can shove it at your Dad
 darkcyril: The true horror was the games we broke along the way.
 NoxStryx: Let's Run, one word.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @darkcyril Subtitle of Alex's autobiography
theambivalentagender: Tbh I too go to the doctor to get a letter to shove in people's faces when they try to deny me needed accommodations so I can see this also working for pets
 Nigouki: is this a descendant of the Source engine with negative acceleration shenanigans?
Styxseus: Oh is that why they where turning? To face away from the sign to scale it quicker? 
 SymphonySolstice: so close
 Oreo1369: where we belong
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @theambivalentagender Same here, it's why I suggested it. I figure if human accommodation letters work having official medical doctor's words can't hurt
 Nigouki: could there be a hole in the roof?
 shendaras: I think one of the earlier runs (like the 43s one?) triggered an ending by going out of bounds like this.
Jovism: can we jump into the void?
 shendaras: Oh, actually, 3rd place run
 Larkonus: Maybe it's been patched?
 SymphonySolstice: I believe
 shendaras: Just walk into the path
 korvys: Maybe back into the wall?
LightspeedSloth: Crouch into golf mode?
 ThorSokar: well, you're also lookin at the success, not the 9 hours of attempts before hand
 Mr_Horrible: you're telling me cultivating a skill shows? Naaaaaaah
 TheAwkes: And they'll be mapping controls to make some tricky things easier.
 spo8n: proffesional speedrunners are like well made comouters
 Darkstorm257: Also you just get to see their best run
 varmintx0: I wonder if it's the momentum that pushes them through. Like, you can't take a pause.
 korvys: And being so short, they could get *a lot* of practice runs
 maefly2: does swinging the club push your POV to the side?
theambivalentagender: You have to become the golf club
 ProcyonFlynn: 
 0x6772: Now you've gone and done it.
 shendaras: For an alternative check the bronze ending, which doesn't clip into the hut but goes on top instead.
 pn55: I think it was over to the left a bit, and maybe they were rapidly feathering the crouch jump so they didn't go up the roof like you did?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Speaking of speed run strats, did you get a chance to keep working on the new wr run strats to regain your title? (I have lost the name, exchanged for the difference between snake lung worms and mammalian lung worms)
 SymphonySolstice: round the back too? huh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Kraven Manor, that's the name
 Diabore: now that youre trying to get on the roof youll get in the building
Aceviru: Oh?
 shendaras: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Did we have a brain wave?
 pn55: 
Styxseus: 
 SymphonySolstice: oooo
 ProcyonFlynn: #GamePlay
 Thefluffiestguineapig: He's gaming out of his mind!!
LightspeedSloth: Gaming!
 shendaras: Cooking. A few more tries and you'll be on WR pace.
UtilityPunk:  A golfing game? This is exciting
 SymphonySolstice: step 1 success, now for step 2
 ThorSokar: now to just figure out how they're getting in the building
 Mr_Horrible: you're lucky you're not at home, Ben, or Gus would be watching you and learning how to clip through doors
  Feriority: Looks like they're using golf mode to lean at the very end?
 SymphonySolstice: amazing
Aceviru: No way
 shendaras: 
  Feriority: Woo!
 pn55: 
 shendaras: 
  Simriel: So are you the LRR number 1 speed runner now?
Styxseus: \o/
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
 e_bloc: LFG
UtilityPunk: 
 Earthenone: welcome to speedrun_LRR
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We're watching your brain expand in real time
 HadesLeprechaun: I think he did a golf swing into it
 korvys: right side of that tree
 SymphonySolstice: GAMING
mulligan2six: Speedrunner
  Sarah_Serinde: 
  Simriel: Video Games
nyoomgoom: video games!
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 Larkonus: Got there!
 pn55: Ayyy!
 vinopinguino: LFG
 Oreo1369: lets go
LightspeedSloth: You did it!
 SnackPak_: 
 Makrosian_Tay: THATS MA BOY
nyoomgoom: @Simriel 🤝
 Thefluffiestguineapig:   
 SnackPak_: you can get on the board
 vinopinguino: get it in 5!
 otakubox0: getting a score on the leaderboards would be amazing
Aceviru: Gone speedrunning
  Simriel: @nyoomgoom some Braincell.
UtilityPunk:  Ben "Speedrunner" Wheeler
TomatoKigu: I'm having a wonderful time.  
  Simriel: @utilitypunk Wrong Ben Ben
 ProcyonFlynn: @UtilityPunk It's great to be here.
 Makrosian_Tay: Taima stahto
randomino5: Chat let's count how many seconds it takes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I just enjoy watching a person I like having a good time
TomatoKigu: Because we clearly need a speedrunning with ben stream on LRR
randomino5: 1!
 MaelstronSolenor: maybe train the transition part a bit?
 vinopinguino: absolutely we do
 shendaras: Ben definitely needs another show
 vinopinguino: how did they do 6?!
UtilityPunk: Promising, great job!
 SymphonySolstice: 
 Diabore: about 10.3
 SnackPak_: 
 MaelstronSolenor: not bad
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Let's goooooooo
Aceviru: Woooo
 The_Color_Twelve:   
 Larkonus: 
 LordZarano: 5th place!
TomatoKigu: Clap
 ThorSokar: need to get a foot peddle
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Considering you learned this very quickly
aClonedPickle: LoadingReadyLiveSplit
 otakubox0: the hardest part is having to watch the cutscene the entire time
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian could make a timer pedal on TTSF I'm sure
 TheAwkes: With a run this short, you're basically just learning a new combo in a fighter 
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
nyoomgoom: countdown until seeing ben do a run during one of those gee dee queues 
 squ3e: Just joined, are we speed running tonight because no Adam?
 LostThePirate: Should probably be hitting New Game if you want it on the leaderboard
 SymphonySolstice: we weren't, and then we discovered the any% for this game is 4 seconds long
 ContingentCat: No Adam because of dental stuff, speedrunning just happened
  Simriel: Someone mentioned Speed running, and now we are here xD
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben needs gambling to keep him on task in game, otherwise all roads lead to speed running
 SymphonySolstice: I believe in the sub 10
TomatoKigu: You can do it!  
 vinopinguino: wow that was very good tho
 MaelstronSolenor: about the same
 ThorSokar: If you had gotten through on the first try, wooooo
TomatoKigu: You have sub 10 in you, I believe in you.
 korvys: Wow, that jump was great, you'd have been like, top 3 if you hit the exit cleanly
 Diabore: are we gonna get a new weekly stream? "ben does speedrunning"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Same, no judgement from me!
  Simriel: Awesome Ben done quick 
  Feriority: Maybe instead of go you need to say timer start
 korvys: That last one, you didn't even spend time on the sign, you just jumped straight to the roof
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 Pseudonym_Ken: I take the dogs outside and come back to a speed run? dang. what’s the record?
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 LostThePirate: @pseudonym_ken About 4 seconds
Aceviru: lol
Aceviru: that's the secret sauce
 squ3e: Cant you set the steam profile to offline to avoid annoying people
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's either fast or bricked, no inbetween
 Nigouki: You didn't say it right. It's Taima Sutaato
  Simriel: @squ3e funnier if he doesn't imo xD
 SymphonySolstice: 
 otakubox0: salvaged run!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Quick reset/reload is ESSENTIAL for something like this
 Nigouki: lol
 Thefluffiestguineapig: SHIT
TomatoKigu: ayo
 pn55: Ayyy!
Aceviru: We get to see the ending
nyoomgoom: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We accidentally did the real one
 niccus: oh hey that's an option
 squ3e: Huh??
 LostThePirate: XD
 gibbousm: wut
 shendaras: 
  Pharmacistjudge: Goat there
Aceviru: LETS GOOOOOOOO
 gualdhar: time to delete the game
 ThorSokar: NEW Ending!
 SnackPak_:   
 Nigouki: All Endings COMPLETE
 baltimore_667083:   
Aceviru: What a way to end it
 Oreo1369: hell yeh
 vinopinguino: well thats new
  Feriority: \o/
Aceviru: Holy shit
 The_Color_Twelve:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YEEEAAAAHH
 SnackPak_: where's that on the board?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Let's goooo
 baltimore_667083: WOO
midichlorianuser: wooooooo
 ThorSokar: lets GOOO
 gibbousm: is that the stream?
Aceviru: Ben, now you can show Adam
 ProcyonFlynn: I really hope this makes a Let'sNopeExpress.  Cause it's a HECK of a trip 
 DiscordianTokkan:  
LightspeedSloth: Get out of my room mom
 ThorSokar: do you know how you did it?
TomatoKigu: Still have half an hour to grind for sub 10 if you want
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We have a half hour to determine how you did that
 Nigouki: finally rubbed the correct polygon
LightspeedSloth: Did they also golf swing into the void?
 SymphonySolstice: I think the direction you're facing the frame you hit the clip determines if you hit the corner of the inside wall or the top of the roof
jona88888: its the timer start
 ProcyonFlynn: "I rubbed the correct polygon" is a good quote.
 couchboyj: Rubbed the correct polygon is my new favorite euphemism
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ProcyonFlynn Or "rub the correct polygon" is a good advice
TomatoKigu: Time to analyse the angle of entry on the wr?
 0x6772: https://clips.twitch.tv/create/SpikyTardyPassionfruitMrDestructoid-nE3dXf4WOajGibZw
 0x6772: (accidental good end)
LightspeedSloth: They rub my correct polygon til I clip my wall
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You should be!!
TomatoKigu: I legit think a speedrunning stream would suit you really well, Ben, you seem to be enjoying learning these things, and it's super fun to watch. 
LightspeedSloth: Reverse Bengineering speedruns
 Diabore: gotta do no clip speedruns
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No, it's fun to watch you get excited
 LostThePirate: Yeah, like a once a month thing so he doesn't burn out wild be awesome
 LostThePirate: *would
 vinopinguino: nah we need a stream of just this
nyoomgoom: genuinely this is a great vibe
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Dude, people watch James do punch a chunk things, don't worry about being boring
 SymphonySolstice: ^
 Kramburger: New series: reverse Bengineering, it's Speedrunalloneword, but with Ben instead of james
 SymphonySolstice: I give james money every month to watch him dig a hole, this is entertainment
 LostThePirate: I watch every episode of PaC, lol, and I also really like speedrunning... I wonder if that's more connected than I thought...
 SymphonySolstice: ohok
 crazycommie87: Ooh!
 SnackPak_: thats new
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This episode of Let's Nope express should be called "Wait, how did I do that???"
 korvys: You did something similar on your PB - you jumped straight up
 korvys: Yes
Aceviru: YOOO
 gibbousm: Clipping
 SymphonySolstice: yeah there must be something where you get stuck between two invisible planes and the physics freaks out and propels you away
 crazycommie87: Nice!
UtilityPunk:  
TomatoKigu: We're doing it. 
 LordZarano: There's way more runs when set to show obsolete if anyone wants to go searching for strats https://www.speedrun.com/gone_golfing?obsolete=show&x=rkl3xv8k
 korvys: That's how stuff like this works - you clip in, and it tries to find the "floor" to put you on
  Feriority: If you get up on that one pixel does that move you close enough for the swing to clip?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: He's gaming out of his mind
 Fe1ix66: So is it watch and nope?
 SymphonySolstice: indeed it is
mulligan2six: @Fe1ix66 Let's Speedrun
 Veshnikard: I've had success just couching on the sign
 betweenmyself: there any way to rebind keys to allow you to jump and enter putting mode at the same time?
 Veshnikard: I did
 Veshnikard: Just rubbing your face on the wall
nyoomgoom: this, too, is the speedrun vibe: inspiring others to play
LightspeedSloth: Does vsync do anything?
TomatoKigu: I'm loving this so much.  
 Magnifisquatch: maybe
 Dog_of_Myth:   
 BusTed: Exactly!
mulligan2six: Whoa!!!
 DiscordianTokkan: lmao
 SymphonySolstice: bruh
Aceviru: haha
 SnackPak_: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
 Nigouki: what
nyoomgoom: 👀
 vinopinguino: umm haha
 ThorSokar: EASY GAME FOR BABIES, LETS GOO
 shendaras: 
 The_Color_Twelve:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
 0x6772: Big cheats
LightspeedSloth: TAIMA SUTAATO
 SymphonySolstice: I think it's the seam in between
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CrowdedTenuousNightingaleHeyGirl-9SJZWZId8eteBeK7
 LostThePirate: My kiddo said "High five!" when you did that, it's what he says when someone goes something well
 SymphonySolstice: like the one halfway up the wall
 LostThePirate: *does
 Makrosian_Tay: Now, to be fair to the Vtuber, let's not make fun of how a Japanese person says English words
 LostThePirate: Gboard must've updated again..... So many typos tonight.
 ThorSokar: Science streams are fun
 varmintx0: man, you went in so fast, it's hard to know
 SymphonySolstice: the clipping ghosts are getting angry
 SymphonySolstice: "so what did you do last night Ben?" "oh, you know, parkour"
 gibbousm: Next LRR programming block: SpeedBen
 SymphonySolstice: yeah, it's the middle seam
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @LostThePirate Your kid having a thing they say for celebration is so good
 SymphonySolstice: nice
 SymphonySolstice: 
 0x6772: That was sub 6
  Sarah_Serinde:   
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 SnackPak_: 
 LostThePirate: @thefluffiestguineapig He's on the spectrum, so his language skills are a bit unique
 Makrosian_Tay: THATS IT!!
 DiscordianTokkan:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
  Feriority: Sub 7!
 The_Color_Twelve:   
 feet2big: \o/
 otakubox0: nailed it
Aceviru: LETS GOOOO
 Mr_Horrible: damn, he's kinda sick with it
 pn55: Yoooo! 
 Makrosian_Tay:     
 underhill33:   
 ThorSokar:                
 MrSarkhan:    
LightspeedSloth: Sub 10¡
 shendaras: 
 Getter404: You're only 50% behind the Vtuber!
 Oreo1369: HELL YEAH
 GhostValv: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Definitely sub 10
 e_bloc:       
SnowBuddy18: we take those
 LostThePirate: GG
CoderBugsworth:    
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DreamyBraveCookieWTRuck-HyQm3rFuQY5dV4SJ
 Manae:   
 Larkonus: That was a good run!
 Nigouki:     
 Makrosian_Tay: That was TOP 5 material my man!!
 The_Color_Twelve: 
 MaelstronSolenor: submit it
 RealLegitStreamer: woo
  Juliamon:    
 Mazrae: goat there
 ThorSokar:      
 otakubox0: send it to the leaderboards!
Jensling: almost 6.9, NICE 
 korvys: If you'd just got the door...
 pn55: Submit it!
15__uwu__02: GOATED
 SymphonySolstice: gaming out of your mind, GGs!
 Pseudonym_Ken: god damn!
 wiganlass:   
15__uwu__02: That's my streamer
 whitebadgerwolf88:     
 Bruceski: depends when time is called
LightspeedSloth: Retiring champion
 SymphonySolstice: I'll time you
 Larkonus: I think time is usually called when you input the last command and/or lose control of your character.
 otakubox0: its interesting how close both methods are
 MaelstronSolenor: under 7
  Feriority: Buttery smooth
 SymphonySolstice: I got 7.08
Aceviru: WOOOOOO
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Smooth as butter
TomatoKigu: Heck yeah
 LordZarano: "Start Timer on 1st movement End Timer on loss of movement"
15__uwu__02: Ayo, that's smooth
 DiscordianTokkan: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EsteemedCrepuscularPlumberWOOP-kpeDkXBqbVVD0sOq
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You did this in under an hour
 0x6772: Through the door at 5.11s
 Oreo1369: YOU DID SO GOOD
 Pseudonym_Ken: well on speedrun.com it’s 8 minutes
Aceviru: We went from putting out butts on routers to putting our butts on speedrunning boards
 Pseudonym_Ken: so yeah
 pn55: In the space of less than an hour you got SO good at it!
 Makrosian_Tay: So proud of you man
  Feriority: @Pseudonym_Ken That's not any%, check the category
 ThorSokar: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CharmingEntertainingGarlicResidentSleeper-rxobt91MiSgKPIjt
 niccus: time for us to get used to screen tearing
 Getter404: You need a floor pedal, clearly
 UnusuallyLargeMoth: speedrunning is horrifying
theambivalentagender: I'm sorry, I left for a moment, did I just hear "moving from one mouse to another"?
 LostThePirate: I'm sure Ian can make you a USB pedal button...
 Getter404: @UnusuallyLargeMoth To be fair, there is also fish.
UtilityPunk: Beej: "Oh cool, you're taking up racing games?"
 LordZarano: @Pseudonym_Ken 8 min run has "No oob or climbing walls" in the rules
UtilityPunk: Ben: "Kinda"
Jensling: "Less
SnowBuddy18: if you wipe it down after, put the mouse on the floor and press it with your toe?
 SymphonySolstice: I'm also timing it still
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Kitty, I love you, please don't stand on my keyboard
theambivalentagender: Oh ok I thought those were some advance speedrunner strats
Jensling: "Less 'racing games' and more '*racing* games'" 
 ballesta25: Mouse to mouse resuscitation?
 ProcyonFlynn: So the any% 4.9s time calls it at the guy starting to talk when it locks input.  So it's not as tight a number surprisingly.
 Darkstorm257: One thing I've noticed between your successful and non-successful runs is that I think you clip through easier when you're still rotating instead of running at the wall dead-on
 e_bloc: RIP Ben the speedrunner.  Oct 2024 - Oct 2024
 LostThePirate: I was expecting to have to stop watching because kiddo was suuuuper tired this evening, but now he's not sleepy anymore lol, welp
 SymphonySolstice: 
theambivalentagender: "Have i lost it folks?" Well, depends on your definition...
 Darkstorm257: Woo
 BusTed: 
 ThorSokar: NOW we're cookin' with gas
 SymphonySolstice: priouette gracefully into OOB
  RayFK: I can be your Adam
  RayFK: "You ever think about Dark Cloud 2"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @RayFK "Hell yeah brother"
theambivalentagender: Become as a leaf spinning in the wind
 SymphonySolstice: spiiin
 Mr_Horrible: the teeeeeease
 SymphonySolstice: almost almost
 Wrexadecimal: nice
 LordZarano: nice
 shurtal: install empathy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Spin like that RE4 modded kick
 Darkstorm257: I wonder if it's a precise angle higher sens skips past it
theambivalentagender: https://clips.twitch.tv/CrackyCrypticChowderSuperVinlin-o4Soxz0yupDyzdXB
TomatoKigu: You can do it!  
  RayFK: *Pushing Me Away* intensifies
 MAPBoardgames: If I had a dollar for every ten minutes I spent trying to jump onto a low-poly sign...
theambivalentagender: This is why you can't skip leg day
 SymphonySolstice: definitely something with the angle of approach
randomino5: As the greatest starfighter in the galaxy said, try spinning- it's a good trick.
 NoxStryx: 360 no clip
Aceviru: We believe
randomino5: ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
 Oreo1369: you can do it
 NoxStryx: At least it resets quickly
 Cavemanhar: do a barrel roll
 ThorSokar: lemme in the box!
  RayFK: If I had a nickel for everytime I've heard Ben say "3,2,1, go, GET IN THERE" I'd have a dollar
 SymphonySolstice: 7.39
 ThorSokar: 7.3
  Feriority: I have 7:00 exactly
 Mr_Horrible: "The next one will be the last one"
 Mazrae: uhhhh. one more
 Larkonus: Ben now experiencing why speedrunners hone their craft.
 Mr_Horrible: he lied, as easily as he breathed
 7gorobei: closer to 7.0
TomatoKigu:  You got this Ben! 
LightspeedSloth: Is this gambling?
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: What was that about "next successful run I'll be happy with"? (Also I'm jamming with this, all in jest)
 NoxStryx: Let's nope became speedrun one word became uuuuuuuh one more
 maefly2: 80% of speedrunners quit before their best run
theambivalentagender: Even better, it's gambling with skill involved 
randomino5: Ben, this is all your friends. We've gathered together because we love you and we want to help you.
  RayFK: The game is telling you to do Delves
 Mazrae: uhhh.... one more speedrun?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: speedruuuuuuuhn one more?
 whitebadgerwolf88: Let's gooo Ben!! 
TomatoKigu: All your best runs started with "Timer Start" maybe you need to try that again 
 SymphonySolstice: 6.36
  Feriority: I have 7.11
 SnackPak_: yoooo
 ProcyonFlynn: Sub 7s for sure
 betweenmyself: just lock in a new weekly stream “Ben Does Speed”… wait 
 Mazrae: sub 7 from what i saw
 7gorobei: it was sub 7
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 Mr_Horrible: does we take those?
 ThorSokar: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DullSuperLocustFunRun-nN4nZqj0ty5kKmHv
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You should be!!
 Mr_Horrible: we take those 
 SymphonySolstice: gotta re-time that from the clip but it was definitely sub 7
theambivalentagender: 80 
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AlluringInquisitiveMosquitoDogFace-hPp1q_kflPL2MgJK
 ThorSokar: You HAD sub-7 the first time
  Feriority: I might have been too slow on the fade to black, I believe sub 7
 otakubox0: one more for the road
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This was a gas to watch
 MAPBoardgames: World-record holding streamer, Ben Ulmer
 Mazrae: i had a lag hic up at the black part with the bit of the words at 6.99
 Mr_Horrible: Adam's in for a real treat when you do 3 hours of this next week 
 ThorSokar: 1st roof exit you got 6.75
 ProcyonFlynn: This was a magnificent stream.  So much more than what I went into it expecting, and then speed-run hype to polish it off 
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AlluringInquisitiveMosquitoDogFace-hPp1q_kflPL2MgJK
 varmintx0: Isn't the one you went in the building still faster?
 SymphonySolstice: yeah like 6.8 ish?
 ThorSokar: (your previous one): https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DullSuperLocustFunRun-nN4nZqj0ty5kKmHv
 SymphonySolstice: depending on when you cut the black
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible [Anticipating the Kraven Manor flashbacks and lots of Oki Oki comparisons]
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Speedrun typically stop when you no longer need to do inputs
 ProcyonFlynn: Don't know when it takes control away, not enough examples.  But absolutely sub7
nyoomgoom: speedrun lock-in facial expressions are a treasure
  Feriority: That would have been amazing
Aceviru: haha
 shendaras: Nice try =p
 SymphonySolstice: a good effort
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Game was like "I see you trying to do a goof, let me raise you "
 SymphonySolstice: good flex gamer
  Feriority: Sub 20!
 ProcyonFlynn: Well I guess that answers the question.  Takes away control at full black.
 NotCainNorAbel: hey hey hey, I named that clip LAST RUN!
 randomino5: Ben your family misses you
 kirbytronic: Hope this week was a little less traumatizing for you, Ben
 MAPBoardgames: First try!
 pn55: This was awesome and YOU'RE awesome Ben! 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I had lots of fun!
 Larkonus: That stream was a blast.
Aceviru: ^
 Gekyouryuu: "when you could simply do this!" *fails run* feels a little like that dril tweet of revving up a cloud of dust on your motorcycle and when it clears you're lying dead on the pavement
 pn55: That is something that will likely work on other games too yea
dacbruh: Great podcast with Shivam btw! 
 Oreo1369: gg ben
 Mr_Horrible: good stream, thanks boss
 SymphonySolstice: that was fantastic, thanks ben!
TomatoKigu: Most fun I've had all week.  
 MAPBoardgames: Speedrun alloneword?
 whitebadgerwolf88:     
 kirbytronic: Ben's Got the Runs. Wait.
 Oreo1369: all here for it
UtilityPunk: See you at GDQ 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I think people asking about the kids game streams has killed them for Adam, which is fair
 maefly2: Ben "LRRns" how to speedrun?
 betweenmyself: Gotta go fast, like Banic 
 SymphonySolstice: that was a good one, whoever said that
 LostThePirate: @kirbytronic XD
 Kramburger: It's a good name, Bon
TomatoKigu: Reverse Bengineering is a fantastic name for a speedrunning stream.
 The_Color_Twelve: is a strong potential there
 Mishapp53: lol thats great
 Strebenherz: reverse bengineering is a top tier name
 Nigouki: This was a very fun time, thanks for the stream!
 ThorSokar: There's no shortage of short speedruns out there to do it with
 SymphonySolstice: hawt
  Pharmacistjudge: Ben...don't taunt us with a good time
 Kramburger: No no no, tell us more about your weekend in Jacob's sex dungeon
 SymphonySolstice: Bentober
TomatoKigu: Oops all Ben.  Sounds good to me.
 roastbeefsandwitch: oh EFF yes that game. Here's to see him geek out over Rivals! I still have my full collection!
 Kramburger: You lost
 betweenmyself: Oops all Ben
 Strebenherz: What if second breakben
 kirbytronic: It usually is
 Gekyouryuu: stealth is usually a suggestion
 SymphonySolstice: -4 WIS
 Kramburger: More like oki oki bite club
 DiscordianTokkan: Oooh!
 Gekyouryuu: I'm so excited for Mystery Draft on my birthday
 shendaras: Gunk 
 kirbytronic: Is there any truth to the rumor that you personally mugged Gavin for the boxes so you can get your new commander
 ThorSokar: In before we just crack packs for 3 hours
  Juliamon: Looks like Serge is actually streaming it rn
 Thefluffiestguineapig: He can just text Nelly if his extensive experience isn't enough
 KWardJenx: This was wicked fun. Thank you, Ben.
 SymphonySolstice: dabits
 randomino5: Oh that's me
 wiganlass: thanks for the stream Ben
 Strebenherz: Take care Ben, stay safe, sleep well
 Phailhammer: cya 
 kirbytronic: Sorry Ben, I stole your bike in exchange for gus pictures
Aceviru: Bai! 
 wiganlass: night
 MrSarkhan:   
 DiscordianTokkan: Have a good night!
 Oreo1369: night
 SymphonySolstice: 
 Mr_Horrible: thanks for the stream, Ben
 Nigouki: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Have a safe bike ride!
 pn55:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And good chats as always, back to heartworm lectures I go
Aceviru: It just cut off.
 Nigouki: I was just about to say time for a speedrun back to the moonbase to turn off the stream
Aceviru: Oh, nah, the ad runs had just ended on my side.
 Nigouki: a good, restful sleep to you all
Aceviru: gn!
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