Duskmourn Drafts || LRRMTG

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 shurtal: Stipulation: Draft the most Ghostbuster looking humans
  Juliamon: you know it's been awhile since the last hat draft when regulars don't know what it is
 TheMerricat: @Juliamon TBF, I'm not an MTG person. I just pop in on these when I have free time. 
 TheMerricat:  I was overthinking that. Google gave me nothing. 
DAC169: I see that the land curse is in full effect 
 shurtal: an in draft snake draft?
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  Juliamon: silly stipulation drafts
dustybrush: OP needs to chill out a bit.
 djalternative: I'm on board with this stipulation draft with the clause that if you can't draft the MV you're supposed to, you move to the next possible pick and go from there
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 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: good eveternoon everybody (and also the ghosts behind you)
 shurtal: man, 7 other drafters are gonna be VERY confused
 Diabore: start at 3
 Decaped: PIVOT
EvilBadman: roll a d6 and draft that 
 djalternative: I think lands are free pick ups
Fyurios: Tyvar sounds fun
 Robot_Bones: 2 1 drops!
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 Diabore: its probably just cheerleader
 Diabore: too late
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  RayFK: I'm busy, they can't all be winners
  RayFK: Nah, it's way cooler this way
 TehAmelie: so we're saying murder never goes out of style
 Diabore: its just super flavourful
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  RayFK: Nah, that was pre my Vegas times. Also you don't take me gambling
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 korvys: I think it's the head of a worm or something?
 SymphonySolstice:   
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 Diabore: defiant survivor
 Diabore: cautious survivor gains life
 TehAmelie: deck name: synergy may occur
 Diabore: why do we want loner?
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 catchyuniquename: Miasma demon has been pretty meh in my experience
nevyn666: you also got the reanimate spell right?
 Sage0fMadness: Who wins this fight: Moo Deng or two lil guys
 bo_brinkman: It looks like Card Kingdom won't be at MagicCon. So I guess I have to mail them my cards after all. 
00gogo00: that would make sense
 Diabore: domination seems so bad to me
 korvys: Is Duskmorne the name of the plane?
00gogo00: have yall seen the eldraine twitch con sleves those are my favorite hard to get ones
 Sage0fMadness: Frodo and Sam
MadMalice22: I have seen so little of the spoilers for this set - what’s the verdict?
 Cptasparagus: Do hippos even moo
 TehAmelie: we're not a toothless baby hippo though
goombalax: HJO as Vance left me wheezing
 Diabore: i like it more than bloomburrow
goombalax: ooooh it was kimmel
 Lord_Hosk: The only thing I have heard on MTG twitter the past two weeks has been positive upbeat chill posts so, I assume Duskmourn has been received very well, just like everything else in the MTG world recently.
00gogo00: miasma demon is so sick
MadMalice22: miasma demon seems cracked
mielkevejen: While I get that they're unrelated planes, I still wanted Duskmourn to be named Gloomburrow.
00gogo00: ilve or die is such a sick limited card
 TehAmelie: it's not too late for a red-focused set called Boomburrow
 korvys: I think the theming of this set is kinda weird for Magic, but also I really like it?
 jaimeblacken: for some reason I got a gifted sub from twitch? insane but thanks?
 Diabore: thousand cuts
00gogo00: reanimating a blocker at instant speed is brutal
ArtOfStuttering: Bloomburrow its setting was awesome but Duskmourn seems a little bit more playable/balanced
 azidbern95: Opp has a decent UR Rooms deck. If they draw Smoling Lounge, things get rough
MadMalice22: yeah but it’s standard, who cares
 patbaer: Subtember ends
 jaimeblacken: neat!!
 Wiliart: Yeah, Red leyline in best of one with the prowess and monst. rage is a heavy hitting glass cannon.
 Diabore: i saw up to 15 bonus on a 5
 korvys: Weird like it's *almost* Universes Beyond, but I also like the horror theme
MadMalice22: I’m really enjoying Mtg getting ‘weird’, if they keep doing the same stuff over and over again, they’ll run out of ideas, and also the player base will get bored
 patbaer: Iron Mouse had so many gifted subs that week that Twitch was her number 2 in gifted subs
mielkevejen: @TehAmelie The black-focused set could be called Doomburrow
 MrPipboy3000: they're off their second blue ..
00gogo00: they don't have double blue
00gogo00: yet
 TehAmelie: and then we'll have Loomburrow
  Juliamon: (we did do the math)
mielkevejen: Golgari-set named Tomb-burrow?
 patbaer: Mouse was doing a subathon and had ALOT of gifted. It was perfect timing
  RayFK: big vtuber
 Sage0fMadness: OP has the nuts room deck
goombalax: *yet*
00gogo00: see I thought that story was going to turn into why they suck ass
 patbaer: Mouse is pretty great, yeah
00gogo00: so glad to hear that's not where it was going
 Lord_Hosk: I was in a stream where someone gifted 5 subs, they got 14 bonus subs.  They had 4 viewers at the time and 3 total subs before that happened.  They started crying.
 TehAmelie: and of course we need a single player set, Roomburrow
 Rogue_07: Look, I'd watch it
mielkevejen: Roomburrow could also be the name of Duskmourn.
  RayFK: Fleshtubers are so last decade
 Wolfstrike_NL: Can we ban the word Fleshtubers?
  RayFK: It is
 TehAmelie: but we're all fleshtubers down here
MadMalice22: just let bartleby take over the streams
  Juliamon: Look, we're all flesh tubes. You know this.
 korvys: Is a fleshtuber a sandwich?
KaiTerranova: What if LRR made Vtubers out of their Bloombursonas?
 RatherLargeToad: Mentos: The Fleshtubber
  Juliamon: We're a tube of flesh with a hole at each end
  RayFK: LEDeeze
 ThorSokar: you actually need more lights because of the motion tracking rig so your vtuber model works
 Sage0fMadness: meat AND potato - fleshtuber
 dumbo3k: the LRRmunculus
 Rogue_07: Honestly, Featherweight's art has you prolly 2/3 of the way there
 Robot_Bones: one lrr chimera
 korvys: I'm sad puppets on twitch never took off
 RatherLargeToad: I think the
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: it's so weird that every month a new massive streamer can show up with more subscribers than the population of multiple european countries
 patbaer: @ThorSokar that's only if you want it be good instead of "good"
mjuukis: white guy vtube draft table
 varmintx0: I was thinking those Transformers with the faces that rotate around.
 RatherLargeToad: I think that’s a Castlevania boss
Aceviru: I wonder if that would make editing audio easier though
  Juliamon: Gibbtube is the real hot tech
  RayFK: I DO
  RayFK: KATHLEEN I DO
 korvys: I know *why*, but I did like them
 ThorSokar: There have been VERY popular puppets (BennyFits), but IDK how people do it long term
 Rogue_07: Watch & Play with Gibb and Bonathan
 TehAmelie: with fur gloves for close ups
 Wolfstrike_NL: Set it aside for a month and Jordan can eat it
 patbaer: the secret is to do a vtuber rig based on the puppets
 undecided44: I'm generally against ai art, but an "average face of LRR" seems like a thing ai could try.
 TheWooglie: puppet a thon
 patbaer: my buddy turned his puppet from Dorkly into a vtuber
  RayFK: Give Bartleby a sword
 Diabore: is that what you think is fun james?
 Godeke: Bubble Puppets does a pretty good job with puppets.
MadMalice22: I think I got gin and bartleby confused
MadMalice22: gib*
 Sorator13: Pistachio closes the door because he's filming in the other room
 SAJewers: no spoopifer or creepy doll?
DAC169: guarenteed survival procs! 
MajorFrostbyte: And Adam, we know he is just a puppet driven by three racoons.
 undecided44: Loading Ready Felt? Is that anything?
 Diabore: we just get another land creature
 Sage0fMadness: OP chose incorrectly
Aceviru: The power of lands
 Rogue_07: Lotta Vtuber fans pay big bucks
00gogo00: how did you creature your lands
 patbaer: part of it was that Iron Mouse was doing a subathon and had a lot of momentum (and also jerk streamers were talking mess and there was a nice swell of support)
 varmintx0: younger people
 RatherLargeToad: Kill the cheerleader, kill the opponent
MadMalice22: you’re not old, you’re just not young anymore
Aceviru: oh no
 Rogue_07: There was one Hololive tuber who leaned heavily into the "girlfriend experience", and she ended up being like 2nd in youtube earnings despite having notably lower views compared to others- just because she leaned heavily on Whales
  RayFK: Tim Walz with a vTuber
 ThorSokar: Couldn't possibly be worse than several of the recent ones
 Rogue_07: It was...not a good situation, in hindsight
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: a presidential debate but one of them is a 3d anime girl with a massive hair bow
 patbaer: there are, surprising, a decent amount of GUNPLA vtubers (they wear gloves)
 shurtal: Secretary of Defense Hatsune Miku
 djalternative: Vtuber Obama but it's actually someone else
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 StreetRach: Are we winning?
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 azidbern95: MVS? more like MV-Murder victim
 Rogue_07: Lotta Vtubers do glove bits too
 ThorSokar: Yea, there's one that does cooking streams all the times, same deal
  RayFK: Availability is gonna be ass.
 Rogue_07: like there's one who's a cook (though she shows her face also)
 Cptasparagus: Gotta keep their hand toes covered
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: sometimes I randomly remember that the EVE Online card game was actually pretty fun
 patbaer: I can only get so excited about anything Gundam outside of the anime and model kits. They abandon things QUICKLY
 Rogue_07: My GF pulled a $60 Lorcana card on our BGC date on Sunday
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  RayFK: *sigh*
  RayFK: It sure did
 Cptasparagus: I will play any new TCG that has a mobile client (looking at you Lorcana)
MadMalice22: my friend owns a mtg retailer here in Australia and one of their local competitors tried to get them banned from wotc suppliers
 patbaer: the Gundam Overwatch was GOOD ENOUGH
MadMalice22: it didn’t work, but SOMETIMES not being able to get it is a problem
 azidbern95: Pyroclasm?
 Rogue_07: Didn't y'all play that gundam shooter on stream a few times?
electriczee: Go for second place!
theamc2000: hi
  RayFK: We did
  RayFK: One of the last streams I did with y'all
ghyllnox: How many games are on the LRR Steam library
  RayFK: Halo nights were great
  RayFK: Give me the helicopter thing
theamc2000: what patches are on your jacket, James?
 Dumori: I do miss those BIG CTS nights
 NeedlaPudge: Go to your profile
DAC169: I think profile has how many games you got
 djalternative: yeah. Steam Gague
 NeedlaPudge: Click the username
 Rogue_07: I heard about one that tells you how "woke" your library is
 TehAmelie: although, how many W+P games aren't on steam
 Dumori: You can get how much spent via steam in you account settings
 Sorator13: @Rogue_07 I really hope my Steam library isn't sentient enough to be awake
 Rogue_07: Folks in a discord I'm in made fun of it a great deal
 Dumori: There are sites that take your libary and give current day prices too
 Sorator13: 
 Dumori: I wouldn't look on stream its in the big list of accoutn details
 Cptasparagus: The woke game ratings list is great
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I think that only counts current price, so no info on anything like discounts or bundles
 Robot_Bones: watch and play would also be a problem for that
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: and yeah, according to that list, freddy fish is the least woke game ever
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 Commander_Taz: theyre playing meathook massacre 2 in a FIVE COLOR DECK?!
 Cptasparagus: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1AVTZPJij5PQmlWAkYdDahBrxDiwqWMGsWEcEnpdKTa4/htmlview?pli=1     this @rogue_07 ?
MadMalice22: Freddy Fish, known homophobe
00gogo00: @Commander_Taz have you considered that they may simply be bad at card games
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: at least the dev stands behind their product I guess
 Mangledpixel: boop
 korvys: 5 color Meathook Massacre? Leyline maybe?
00gogo00: oh god
00gogo00: oh no
00gogo00: lmao
 Rogue_07: @Cptasparagus I'll be honest with you, I didn't actually look into it because someone who needs to worry if the game they're playing is "too woke" is not someone I wanna hang out with.
VinylMinty: Oh i know what they're trying to do
 Featherweight_: might have acouple green houses
 TehAmelie: 5 color horror classics?
VinylMinty: They're trying to do room win
ThrowinBows32: is that tony hinchcliffe on the left?!
00gogo00: if they hit meathook you're _super_ dead
ghyllnox: They have a big house with no occupants
00gogo00: with the trigger doubler
 Dumori: Step one: Press "Steam Support" Step two: Press "My Account" Step three: Press "Data Related to Your Steam Account" Step Four: Press "External Funds Used" Step five: Spot "TotalSpend" to check your total spending on Steam  If people didn't know
 azidbern95: they have a Greenhouse on board
 varmintx0: can you kill them before the shit hits the fan
 azidbern95: just need to open it
nevyn666: grow the same one
nevyn666: dont go wide. go tall
00gogo00: you sac your board and they get all your stuff unless you pay 6 life each
00gogo00: because of the trigger doubler
VinylMinty: @LoadingReadyRun If they're doing a room deck and i saw marina, maybe they're trying to do the 8 rooms win?
 boyesie: Quick question about the new dice friends (looking forward to it, love all dice friends) is it pre recorded like Not a drop to drink, or live play?
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 accountmadeforants: @Dumori Yup, just found those steps as well, and haha, hahaha >_> (Well, I have been using Steam for 20 years, so it evens out to a reasonable spend per year.)
00gogo00: new dice friends?
00gogo00: nice
 LostThePirate: There's new Dice Friends?? 
 TehAmelie: the live Dice Friends did always have limited interaction from chat
 boyesie: Sweet  looking forward to it (i prefer pre records, flows better as a viewer imo)
theamc2000: there are YouTube updates?
 Sorator13: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24GGMNL1bIg youtube update!
 patbaer: Youtube updates are now frequent and appreciated
 Sorator13: which is to say, an update about LRR activities, published on youtube
 Coloneljesus: also looking forward to more Graham vlogs!
 Dumori: Quaterly, plus bonus if needed seems a perfect system
 Tweygoh: accidentally have “big” on the end of the url
 djalternative: have you thought about hourly youtube updates, James?
00gogo00: oh meathook with manifest dread is funny
 Dumori: @accountmadeforants Oh yeah mines disgusting and doesn't include anything brought from a 3rd party site selling the keys like humble ect
 korvys: What would the last hourly update contain?
 Kentosaurus: The "everything is fine" alarm
 Coloneljesus: quarterly is fine. quarter hour, that is
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: It's a big house.
 Sorator13: @Tweygoh nope, that's part of the URL proper, not an accidental addition
Aceviru: The op running a hotel
 TehAmelie: they're building something
 ThorSokar: oops all rooms?
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: at some point you'll just be livestreaming events as they happen, narrating the events of the space around you
 Rogue_07: "How many rooms do they have?!" fucking mcmansions, am I right?
 Tweygoh: oh lol nice
 Sorator13: (and I think it's BLG not BIG, not that it matters)
 djalternative: they must have the 8 room wincon
DAC169: I'm starting to think they have only those 2 creatures in their deck 
 TehAmelie: like that spooky Tom Waits song "what's he building in there?"
 boyesie: I hope they have the wincon room
 Coloneljesus: so many rooms it's an SCP
VinylMinty: @LoadingReadyRun They're playing Promising stairs i bet you
 accountmadeforants: @Dumori Yup, I realized that part as well. And I'm sure there's a fair number of games I bought in there which were physical releases with Steam keys from way back when.
Neuromancer13: you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave! *guitar*
 Painfully_Dyslexic: they're building a house, when's the grand design episode?
 djalternative: yeah. they have to have promising stairs
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Wait for it.
Jethrain: it's on the stack
00gogo00: trigger's still on the stack
theamc2000: that was their surveillance
Ottawa3453: Crucial surveil 
  BTownMC: its roomy
 boyesie: !card greivous wound
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 Dromos_GHG: the house always wins
 boyesie: !card grievous wound
  LRRbot: Grievous Wound [3BB] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant player / Enchanted player can't gain life. / Whenever enchanted player is dealt damage, they lose half their life, rounded up.
 TehAmelie: a living space odyssey
SeismicLawns: if we lose half our life while at -2, we gain a life, right?
 djalternative: stip draft time baby!
  Juliamon: I went and had dinner and we're already drafting again?
 djalternative: Mono-Red James is perfectly fine passing cool rares
Neuromancer13: yeah, it's pretty good
ghyllnox: If there's no one drop, cool hat?
 TehAmelie: -2 x 0.5 = -1, yep
 djalternative: ghost vacuum is good tbh
 Featherweight_: ah, 1 and 3 is what I call the ol featherweight special ( I might not be very good at magic)
 Rogue_07: It's peanut butter jelly time
  Juliamon: What about 0-drops
Neuromancer13: how do you count rooms?
  BTownMC: sounds torturous
00gogo00: this seems like an ineffectual strategy
 korvys: Rooms are wildcards - one, the other, or total
 boyesie: @00gogo00 correct
DAC169: sounds like an 0/3 incoming 
Sleep_Tight: korvys this is the better rule imo
 Featherweight_: I miss hat drafts
 ThorSokar:  I remember the MtGO days
ghyllnox: I miss hat drafts
 TheWooglie: your USP
 Kentosaurus: I enjoyed the "all 2 drops" draft
goombalax: I got into LRR content on the old MTGO stip drafts
GreatGodOm: I remember the MTG academy days.
 accountmadeforants: For a moment I saw "Baseball Bat" and assumed it was a Bat that was a Baseball, and wondered why it wasn't Black.
 Rogue_07: Stipulation: draft the best deck you can
ghyllnox: But as a little treat?
 boyesie: @featherweight_ hat drafts?
Neuromancer13: @korvys I like that idea myself
 Lord_Hosk: You broke a format by taking all the two drops
 Mangledpixel: I think your Innistrad hat draft was the first bit of MtG content I saw from you
ghyllnox: @boyesie You pick cards based on who has the coolest hat, of course
 TehAmelie: ooh, we've got options
00gogo00: it's kinda a three
 korvys: I think counting either side of the room will let you get higher in the count, which is better
 Wolfstrike_NL: @ThorSokar x amount of weeks ago when mtga didn't work again?
TrickJarrett: Hey look at these cool people
 Mr_Horrible: I think that fits the spirit of a 3
 Featherweight_: @boyesie you draft who has the best looking hat
 shurtal: didn't serge have it
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SeismicLawns: i like the idea of allowing either side or total of a room
 boyesie: @featherweight_ oh, my group called that a TF2 draft
TrickJarrett: My apologies Graham, I was confused
00gogo00: but the leyline can go in any deck
Jethrain: !card leyline of transformation
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TrickJarrett: 
ghyllnox: How do lands count
00gogo00: it's so good
 LurkerSpine: oh we Junking?
 LurkerSpine: oh... wacky draft
ghyllnox: No fixing, got it
00gogo00: not even if you're going down from 1?
SeismicLawns: run over
00gogo00: I guess you need to take a 4, then?
 MDK_Marshal: If you're resetting to lowest, lands are 0? 
00gogo00: there's no 4s either
theamc2000: do you double count 5 now?
ghyllnox: If we can't do 6 we go back down to 5, right?
Neuromancer13: do we take the five and start counting down?
 Sorator13: but there's no 4 here either D:
 MDK_Marshal: THEN 1, 2 3?
DAC169: no 4s
 maefly2: lands could be a skip - i.e. take a land instead of a 3, draft a 3 next pack?
dzee_szed: Take the 3B room?
 Wolfstrike_NL: no 4's nor 6s
 control_rig: Gibb! Hi!
 TehAmelie: as long as we decide on a rule
 boyesie: Hi gibb!
 baltimore_667083: Gibb!
00gogo00: it's bad
 boyesie: 
 djalternative: It's pretty good
TrickJarrett: hahaha, there's the cool people
 Coloneljesus: green suit? neat
dzee_szed: Gibb just looks like he has a weird shadow
Neuromancer13: removal
 Rogue_07: Hi Gibb!
00gogo00: I would take the removal
 Mazrae: Gibb
KeytarCat: one of the rooms was at 4
 maefly2: still at 5
00gogo00: you can go down so you have to, right?
 djalternative: just pull up the stream on your phone under the suit, G
ProfBadger: I think Appendage Amalgam is undderrated, honestly
ghyllnox: Can't do 2, so another 3
  Foxmar320: Hello James and Gibb. No Graham tonight?
 Featherweight_: Analog Vtuber
Neuromancer13: potential fixing from the Cartographer
KeytarCat: P-Tuber
 TehAmelie: hmm for next time, maybe a greenscreen in front of the puppeteer would be better than the suit
 TheWriterAleph: oh my. it gibb
00gogo00: 4 is one more than 3
goombalax: damn damn damn!
 azidbern95: what in Damnation!?
Neuromancer13: two to three so we take a four, right?! 
Jethrain: you just took a 3
00gogo00: you just took a 3
 Rogue_07: Damn!  Nation
 accountmadeforants: You just took a 3, so you're moving to 4!
 maefly2: 4 seems valid? went 2 then 3
Jethrain: the cracked skull was a 3
theamc2000: goat!
Aceviru: Haha
SeismicLawns: sprinter?
00gogo00: what does Manifest Dread do?
 MrPipboy3000: I am not used to Gibb knowing the names of the cards
00gogo00: neat
 maefly2: this is certainly a collection of drafted cards
Neuromancer13: screen for fixing
 TheWriterAleph: it draws two cards from the top of your deck... kinda
DAC169: oh boy. Leyline of Uselessness. 
 Sorator13: Manifest Dread has you look at the top two cards of your library, choose one to put facedown as a 2/2, and the other goes in your graveyard. If the facedown card is a creature, you can turn it face up at any time by paying it casting cost.
 Rogue_07: Gibb, as one of only 2 living Level 5 Superjudges, please tell me *how* one Manifests Dread.
 Rogue_07: This has been bothering me since the set was spoiled
goombalax: don't even have to cast it
 TehAmelie: dang, i haven't seen the Fisher Price phone before. it's got atmosphere
EvilBadman: @Rogue_07 Open social media
 djalternative: leyline is legit good
 djalternative: it just hits pump spells all the time
 azidbern95: and its a menace in Bo1 Standard
 korvys: Furry foot-doctor
 Sorator13: \o/
 djalternative: Question: Do you have a Gibb for heather to put in the thumbnail later?
Jethrain: that certainly is a curve
pinkestflamingo: graham looks good today
 Sorator13: Sounds like how Microsoft counts to 11
ghyllnox: Suckles
Neuromancer13: threats for fixing
 TehAmelie: five color perfect curve stuff, this is certainly an archetype
00gogo00: someone's playing a deck with two mariana vendrels
00gogo00: I hope
 Coloneljesus: I hope Graham comes back before Gibb has to leave. Would be a shame for Graham to miss him.
 azidbern95: Found is an egg
 NeedlaPudge: Is Gib a PTuber?
 Rogue_07: Is that in fact MTG legend Norrin the Wary?!
 Rogue_07: Haha, I didn't know he was in the set
SeismicLawns: someone in this draft will have 2 marinas and it's our fault
Neuromancer13: sheltered, nice
 ThorSokar: and mirth
 GapFiller:  hai Gibb
 djalternative: 
 raulghoulia: Is this Gibbs first magic stream?
 GapFiller: pretty sure Gibbs played Magic onstrem before
goombalax: Dankmourn
 TehAmelie: are there any 0 drops in these cards or would we just be forced to take lands if we did that?
 GapFiller:  yo Gibb this aint yr first Magic stream right?
DAC169: is a 5
 LurkerSpine: seized?
EvilBadman: Seized
Jethrain: seized
Neuromancer13: seized
 ThorSokar: Sized by slubmer?
SeismicLawns: seize
 Rogue_07: Seized from Slumber!
 TheWooglie: there is a 5
 NeedlaPudge: I think this is somehow a playable deck
SeismicLawns: i think the one that's 2 cards
DAC169: survivor
 Sorator13: I'd take the survivor
 djalternative: in this deck I think you'll want creatures
SilverHalcyon: Rotunda forever
 TehAmelie: how could it not be playable, it curves perfectly
 raulghoulia: there was a zero
 TehAmelie: you now, i think we can excuse going for 18 lands in this one. if not more
DAC169: how is there a land there? 
ghyllnox: The counting did result in a curve of sorts
 StreetRach: Can you call it a curve if it's more of a plateau?
DAC169: perfect 
 Sorator13: Send it!
ghyllnox: Sure is 40 cards 
 MrPipboy3000: Do you even need screen now?
 azidbern95: cut green?
Neuromancer13: the screen and the land make a single black card pretty nearly a free splash
theamc2000: how is this deck two color ?
 TehAmelie: unless you wanna go BUW
Cinnabat: Do Pla
 Sorator13: I'm a little surprised Gibb is sticking around for the games; I thought for sure he'd have to dip after the draft.
 MrPipboy3000: Cut screen, add the red layline and mull until you start with it ...
 TehAmelie: the odds of drawing a plains has to be like 1:6
 TehAmelie: woo
  QuixoticScrivener: screw vtubers, give me a stream of puppets playing video games.
 Sorator13: never didn't have it
GGsLive: James didn't deserve that plains
 Sorator13: @QuixoticScrivener Ptubers
DoughyDemon: why does arena not place the glimmer token in the centre of your play area?
 djalternative: I'm here for LRR puppet takeover week
ghyllnox: @QuixoticScrivener Rig it up old-style
 NeedlaPudge: lol
 MrPipboy3000: Shimmy
theamc2000: shifts
 Bruceski: Yeah, when the rooms hit everything shifts
  QuixoticScrivener: I’ll even allow every stream to have one human. But it has to be Paul.
 NeedlaPudge:    LRP: LoadingReadyPuppets
 raulghoulia: I feel like Gibb and Dave's Spokeman would get along fabulously or be mortal enemies
  Texan_Reverend: How are you liking Magic, Gibb?
 TehAmelie: Loading Ready Ripseam? is that something
Cinnabat: Noooo
 korvys: Live or Don't
 v_nome: They were out of cake?
 Sorator13: Cake or death?
 Sorator13: same hat! @v_nome
theamc2000: teeth
Gadora: I really want that leech to stop doing its flickery visual. -.-
 TehAmelie: ever just sacrifice your old rooms?
 azidbern95: baseball bat to tap, then seize
 TehAmelie: Marie Kondo half your house
Aceviru: lol
 Bruceski: huh, the bat can tap your own survivors
 Bruceski: neat
 arkham1981: I just got here. This is glorious.
 Bruceski: I like that survivor mechanic, it interfaces in an interesting way.
 NeedlaPudge: This is going well for a crazy draft pile
 Sorator13: "I assume they're gonna Meatlock down our Ghost" sure is a sentence
 TehAmelie: hmm do ghosts have meat in Duskmourn?
  RayFK: Excellent question, no further questions.
theamc2000: well they are thick
 arkham1981: Does it have to be their own meat?
ghyllnox: All ghosts HAD meat
 rentar42: oh ... the magic cards with gibb! I didn't know what I was missing ...
Scarbble: oh hey gibb, lovely to see you here
 Marvoleath: Is it their meat?
 Lord_Hosk: On a similar note, can a Ghost and a animate skeleton come from the same living being?
 NeedlaPudge: Yes, in the same sense as Nixon from Futurama
 Marvoleath: @Lord_Hosk Yes, at least in Innistrad, there was a card for that
 rentar42: good old murder to the rescue
 Sorator13: @Lord_Hosk Absolutely, IMO. We've already discussed a skeleton and a discount zombie from the same corpse, so I don't see why the spirit can't work the same way
 boyesie: !card kaito
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 boyesie: !card kaito, bane
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theamc2000: modern cards are decent
 Marvoleath: !card  Soul Separator
  LRRbot: Soul Separator [3] | Artifact | {5}, {T}, Sacrifice Soul Separator: Exile target creature card from your graveyard. Create a token that's a copy of that card, except it's 1/1, it's a Spirit in addition to its other types, and it has flying. Create a black Zombie creature token with power equal to that card's power and toughness equal to that card's toughness.
 NeedlaPudge: What would Gibb stream if he had his own regular show
 rentar42: goat for the throat!
 TehAmelie: it's Graham's nemesis, good thing Gibb took over
 Mangledpixel:  
ghyllnox: I wonder if that's a testament to the design of the set, where you can draft something weird and somehow your deck still works
Cinnabat: Goated
 rentar42: of the hwhat?
 TehAmelie: Orphans of the Okra, obvs
ghyllnox: Beep beep it's a sheep... wait, goat
 MrPipboy3000: Toddlers of the Barley are the real terrifying creatures
theamc2000: Kids of the grain
 azidbern95: dodged the Rollercoaster
 ThorSokar: mmmm, eggs and oil
 TheWooglie: fried eggs?
 TehAmelie: ah you had "Bairns" right there
 NeedlaPudge: Scamps of the Sassafras
 Masslost: i thought pocket bacon was the alt account or is that tappy?
 MrPipboy3000: Anthropede has secret reach
 Marvoleath: that bug got a crossbow
Neuromancer13: kill Fear and slam?
 ThorSokar: posses the goat and slam?
 azidbern95: seize the fear
Flyingdelorion: It's an Iron Maiden Album
 TehAmelie: how many sets can they make where one creature has reach that doesn't look like it should before people catch on
 iamasock_ttv: Oh hey gib
 Dog_of_Myth: Okay, just got here. Why Gibb?
 Bruceski: you've got lethal on board so forcing bad trades
 rentar42: goat will be no next turn
theamc2000: goat dying
 azidbern95: goat's gonna die to Teeth
 Dog_of_Myth: Okay, fair
  RayFK: Graham is tripping balls and felt like it was time to puppet it up
BatsDMAN: gib here cause he is the master of draft
ghyllnox: How Gibb?
 GapFiller: everyone is asking why Gibb nobody is asking what Gibb
 NeedlaPudge: Is Gibb?
SkaespearesBoys: Um actually lamby goats
 rentar42: No one's asking "Gibb?" either.
 TehAmelie: Peewees of the Potatos
 MrPipboy3000: Gibb?  In this economy?
theamc2000: Gibb how?
 Mangledpixel: whither Gibb
Invitare: Settle the Wreckage???
 rentar42: Toddlers of the Cereal?
Aceviru: Woooo
 LurkerSpine: 100 A Winner Is You!
SeismicLawns: retire champion?
 azidbern95: Munchkins of the Maize?
 boyesie: 
 electric_claire: A puppet streamer is actually a great idea.
MilkInBags: james careful, there's a haunted puppet next to you
 TehAmelie: Rugrats of the Rice
  RayFK: I do
theamc2000: Kinder of the garden
  RayFK: Every day
  RayFK: Shreddies, I buy several boxes every time I'm in Canada
nevyn666: capn crunch
 Lord_Hosk: Raisin bran
MilkInBags: adam would say all bran
theamc2000: Apple Jacks
  RayFK: (I am currently out)
Jethrain: my everyday serial is USB
 aitsu100: oh Hi gib
 djalternative: special k with either chocolate or fruit
 arkham1981: cracklin oat bran baaaby!
 Mr_Horrible: he's lost the ability to see why kids love the stuff
 Bruceski: Growing up it was cheerios or raisin bran, these days it's just oats and raisins with milk.
 MrPipboy3000: Corn Chex ...all day baby
  Texan_Reverend: Raisin Bran Crunch is also good.
dzee_szed: Life is pretty good and doesn't way you down too much
Bearudite: crispix
 boyesie: When i used to eat cereal, i alternated between crunchy nut cornflakes, and coco pops
 Dog_of_Myth: right now, on a Chex kick
 GapFiller: RayFK do they not have Shreddies South of the Border
 TheWooglie: is Cinnamon Toast Crunch the same as Cinnamon Grahams?
 maefly2: frosted mini-wheats ain't bad
  RayFK: @GapFiller They do not
 Mr_Horrible: I remain an Apple Jacks truther
ghyllnox: I bought the big wheats by mistake once, they weren't bad
  RayFK: And nothing is the same
 NeedlaPudge: Cheerios is the only right answer
  Texan_Reverend: I'm a big fan of Crispix for something that's not too sweet and reasonable to eat regularly.
 ArdCollider: you're supposed to break them up so you're not trying to engulf a whole busload of shredded wheat at once.
 aitsu100: rice chex with sugar is my go to cereal
  Texan_Reverend: Now? James, we've had sugary cereal for ages.
 GapFiller: RayFK  huh TIL 
Gadora: Trader Joe's has a granola with ginger, almond, and cashews. It's a really good cereal, though it's not been stocked the last few times we went.
 Marvoleath: By an unidentified hovercraft, meaning there are hovercrafts that were identified, to differentiate
 boyesie: In the uk we had cookie crisp, that was just mini chocolate chip cookies, as a cereal, i dont know if they were anywhere else
MilkInBags: why is there a UFO in magic
 TehAmelie: i don't dislike the super healthy müsli, maybe if i could switch between different yoghurts every day
 MrPipboy3000: You have the centipede that cares about delerium
 LurkerSpine: hell yeah, frosted mini-wheats
BatsDMAN: Life cereal or Golden Grahams are best
 NeedlaPudge: @MilkInBags Because... Horror?
 Mythallian: so uh whos the off brand muppet?
  RayFK: I'm sensing a Desert Bus bit with cereal
dzee_szed: @MilkInBags same reason there's a Ghostbusters ghost trap in magic
 Mr_Horrible: I eat frosted miniwheats dry, just as a snack
 djalternative: honey bunches of oats is honestly great
 rentar42: @MilkInBags every bird's an UFO if one's really bad at bird-identification
 arkham1981: bring back rice crispys treats cereal
SeismicLawns: @MilkInBags the duskmournians are bad at identification
ghyllnox: Maxi Wheats: You open the box and it's one (1) Wheat
 Marvoleath: 
 Mr_Horrible: it's Black Philip
 TehAmelie: wait, if a goat was possessed by demons, how would you tell the difference?
DAC169: S U C C]
 GapFiller: RayFK this obv ends in some kinda Heston Blumenthal bacon cereal attempt (possibly instigated by Ian) doesnt it
ghyllnox: SUCC Time!
 rentar42: Ghost Vacuum sucks!
 Mr_Horrible: time to suck in an interesting and peculiar way
MilkInBags: wait, a vacuum is putting Kaya out of a job?
 djalternative: tap to suck, 6 mana to blow
theamc2000: oh
  RayFK: Googles: how do I shut down a stream remotely
DAC169: that sounds so wrong! 
 Dog_of_Myth: Those were words
 Mr_Horrible: that is (hopefully) the usual order of operations, yes
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 Mr_Horrible: you basically bring them all back as 1/1 flying ghosts
 Marvoleath: they also float
RiahWeston: keep sucking
 Mr_Horrible: cracking it is called "Pulling an EPA"
MilkInBags: does Rick Moranis have a card in this set
theamc2000: technically we all fly since we don’t actually touch other objects
 Marvoleath: The balloon man is in boros though
 MrPipboy3000: Crack back for 8 is why they no attack
 aitsu100: thicc goat
 Raincoast_Bear: Hey! It's the Gibb Show featuring James.  
Aceviru: The goat is the goat
 NeedlaPudge: Then you suck the goat and make it a goat demon spirit
SeismicLawns: deck's unbeatable
 aitsu100: just out here hoovering up wins
MilkInBags: this deck sucks (ghosts)
DAC169: 2 wins with the J A N K !! 
 TehAmelie: my goat climbs on walls, gives off unholy shrieks, eats iron nails, smells bad and has cross-shaped pupils. is it possessed by Satan or is it just a goat?
 MrPipboy3000: This pile of sh ... cards won 2 games?
 LurkerSpine: lmao
 v_nome: Cracked the format wide open
ghyllnox: Better than a deck you tried to make well
 ThorSokar: ya know, clear your heard, whatnot
 Marvoleath: @TehAmelie Yes.
w1gum: Dang Graham really letting the beard grow i like it
DAC169: so what you're saying is... goat cheerleader?
 aitsu100: i swear that happened in a Buffy episode
 Mr_Horrible: Tugger Nuts and the Spooky Goo
 ThorSokar: Tugger Nuts and the Acrobatic Cheerleader
  Juliamon: Tugger Nuts Busts 'Em
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: Tugger Nuts and the Ecoplasmic Discharge
 LurkerSpine: Tugger Nuts and the High School Horror
 Dumori: Tugger Nuts and the Lifting Spirts?
 TehAmelie: Tugger Nuts and the Ectoplasm
 fredcheckers: Tugger Nutts and The Ectoplasmic Discharge
 MrPipboy3000: Tugger Nuts and the School Spirit
 Mr_Horrible: Juliamon  that's good
 TehAmelie: ah, discharge is better
ghyllnox: Tugger Nutts and the Sucking Cheerleader?
EvilBadman: and the Spirited Squad
 luke1x: Is that draft all star Gib!
 couchboyj: Reach Aroubd to Tugger Nuts
 shurtal: Tugger Nutts and the In Joke You Don't Know About
 Mr_Horrible: the Catharty Party
SeismicLawns: it's bad naturalize!
  RayFK: It's the saddest art in the set
 TehAmelie: Tugger Nuts Comes to the Other Side
MilkInBags: KKona Rescue Brother
ProfBadger: it's both  a bad naturalize and a... bad reclaim? kind of?
DAC169: 
 TheWooglie: 3 wins!
Cinnabat: My gosh xD
 Mr_Horrible: Cathartic Reunion was Chandra getting to see her mom again, Cathartic Parting is Nashi getting to see *his* mom again 
 MrPipboy3000: What is happening?
ghyllnox: 3 wins!
 ThorSokar: 3 wins, lets gooooooo
 Jillexie: wow
 NeedlaPudge: We're going all the way
ProfBadger: goat gets there
SeismicLawns: we could've had damnation
Neuromancer13: just gotta force yourself to have a good curve, see?
ghyllnox: We did!
 TheWooglie: are you sure they were good?
pinkestflamingo: the goat is the goat
DAC169: in before 7-1 
 Mr_Horrible: this is just proof of the Inverse Law of Draft Success
 patbaer: Magic: The Gathering
EvilBadman: the real power move "Look at what we passed OP"
 azidbern95: all enchantment removal in the enchantment set is fine/good removal
 TheAwkes: Peaked by passing a pack with a Mythic and 2 Rares and you just took a common.
 Jillexie: 100 Good curve
 NeedlaPudge: You passed a Damnation!
 Marvoleath: It definitely is one of the decks of all time.
 Mr_Horrible: "Look at the lengths they have to go to to mimic a fraction of our power."
 TehAmelie: this feels like when i was trying to build a card game based only on predicting the opponent and my brother kept winning by just playing random  cards
thedepthandbreadthofseth: first day patch?
 aitsu100: goat with a bat
 azidbern95: Goat with a Bat!
 StreetRach: I've been doing what now? 
SeismicLawns: Tugger Nuts Gets Radicalized
 Marvoleath: A Battering Ram?
 MrPipboy3000: I used to play drums for Goat with a Bat back in college!
 luke1x: Did we draft mono 2 drops
 Raincoast_Bear: Excali-Bat
Jethrain: 
theamc2000: I thought it was a rabbit with a bat
 justsomedude042: This muppet-graham bit is hilarious
Neuromancer13: goat into bat into strength into demon goat-->victory?
 NeedlaPudge: @luke1x It's complicated
 Mr_Horrible: this seems dangerous. If Black Philip had had a bat Ralph Ineson might actually just be dead
thedepthandbreadthofseth: tugger nuts swings with friends?
 Raincoast_Bear: That's Gibb. Graham is not on the stream today.
jessicatheblack: @thedepthandbreadthofseth lol... nice
 Mr_Horrible: Gibb still learning new tricks
 Mr_Horrible: an inspiration
DAC169: keep Seized from Slumber up?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Gibb, how long have you been with LRR?
 TheWooglie: I don't think LRR dabbing was ever culturally relevant
MilkInBags: how does a goat use a baseball bat
 Mr_Horrible: hitting 'em with that Sandman bean
theamc2000: well
 Kentosaurus: @MilkInBags any way it wants
ghyllnox: Could still strength
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DAC169: I think strength is better here
  RayFK: Yeah but you'll get more plains
 TehAmelie: feel like you could tie a baseball bat anywhere on a goat and it would not significantly increase its attack power
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I like that our goat is more powerful than their whole team!
 TehAmelie: we've got a goat voltron on our hands
Scarbble: a goatron?
 TehAmelie: or a voaltron?
ProfBadger: @TehAmelie Dark Souls, but a goat with a baseball bat in it's mouth. More dangerous than Sif
thedepthandbreadthofseth: our goat eats theirs?
 Joecool190: it's lethal to pump goat right?
 Marvoleath: can bat tap yours?
 Joecool190: oh no
 Mr_Horrible: I believe you mean GET their goat
 Joecool190: thats just 10
Neuromancer13: you've heard of Batman, but do you know Batgoat?
 Mr_Horrible: big trampler plus tapping their biggest blocker
 TehAmelie: the fear of 
 Mr_Horrible: yes, it does
 rentar42: yes, but doesn't matter if they don't have first strike
 Marvoleath: it seems that you can tap your own survivors with bat
Neuromancer13: pitch to make it a demon and win, right?
 LurkerSpine: Wait why move the bat?
 MrPipboy3000: Trample stills goes throught ...
Aceviru: Wont matter if it's dead
thedepthandbreadthofseth: doesn't matter
Xanthaar: just attack
Neuromancer13: because it will be a 7 power trampler
theamc2000: you have lethal
 Mr_Horrible: the trample still goes over, yeah
Cinnabat: How does this deck keep winning? xD
 LurkerSpine: let's go!
 Mr_Horrible: there's a lot of game to remember
Aceviru: Goat. Goat. Goat. Goat.
 ThorSokar: 4 wins, lets goooo
 boyesie: 
 Marvoleath: Battering Raftw
 Mr_Horrible: 4 wins means Gibb gets to keep his job 
 Marvoleath: Ram ftw*
MilkInBags: 4 is the milestone for not a disaster
 rentar42: cards + gold should easily make "100 gems"
SilverHalcyon: best deck so far
artacuno53: oh mein got
thedepthandbreadthofseth: You're a simple puppet, Gibb.  You can't know everything...
 djalternative: turns out James' stip draft is actually just a good strategy for picking cards
 luke1x: Did this deck break? James
 Mazrae: Where is Gibb's headset
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Gibb, do you know when you first appeared on LRR?
  QuixoticScrivener: Gibb staring at his phone.
 rentar42: So there's now magic games that go "vacuum, cheerleader, basebal bat"!
 GapFiller: Mazrae Gibb dont need no headset
Scarbble: aw yeah, the succ
 GapFiller: S1 right?
 Mr_Horrible: "Hey gang, Nelly here. I somehow got trapped in a giant jar out in a spooky forest, so now I'm relying on the generosity, and perhaps naivety, of passerby, to get me out."
 luke1x: Friday nights right
thedepthandbreadthofseth: wait, is Jesus there too???
  RayFK: All according to KeiConU
 TehAmelie: Jesus is everywhere, if one believes such things
 GapFiller: wasnt there an S1 video where Gibb went to a parade in Victoria?
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: @RayFK oof
 GapFiller: remember watching that on the S1 DVD
SilverHalcyon: wow instant delirium
EvilBadman: LRR wiki says. "He made his first appearance in the 2003 Holiday Special sleeping on a bed behind Morgan" and "Kei-Kon 2"
 rentar42: de-deliriumed
  RayFK: The Oak Bay Christmas Light Up sounds like a bunch of old folks hitting a bong at the same time
 neisan2112: Oh yo, wut up Gibb?
 raulghoulia: Get. That. Pig.
Aceviru: This little piggy went to the shadow realm
thedepthandbreadthofseth: wow, this is the deep lore.  the deep lrr lore.
 Mr_Horrible: we've been Chihuly'd
  RayFK: inb4 Enchantment Creature mill
thedepthandbreadthofseth: !card ghost vacuum
  LRRbot: Ghost Vacuum [1] | Artifact | {T}: Exile target card from a graveyard. / {6}, {T}, Sacrifice Ghost Vacuum: Put each creature card exiled with Ghost Vacuum onto the battlefield under your control with a flying counter on it. Each of them is a 1/1 Spirit in addition to its other types. Activate only as a sorcery.
 Mr_Horrible: call me when it's the Oak Bay Christmas Fry-Up
 shurtal: replace bong with cigars, and you'd be closer
itsaysTRUENO: im all f'd up on soup and crackers
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I wonder how many places in North America are named Oak Bay.
 LadyAtarka: OMG it's Gibb!!!!
 GapFiller: oh speaking of old Gibb videos any update on the 20th Anniversary Professors Funhouse Remake?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: like, not as many Salem or Highland Park or whatever, but more than Truth or Consequences.
ghyllnox: Can we quote Gibb? "Don't forget to suck" to James?
 GapFiller: !findquote Gibb
  LRRbot: Quote #5208: "Everything is real, except for Gibb." —James [2018-07-26]
 GapFiller: dayum James
 TehAmelie: we're racing and raisin the dead
 ThorSokar: give'em the suck!
 djalternative: two more lands and we can break open the succ
ghyllnox: @djalternative Two more things and we can succ this thing wide open
 LadyAtarka: 
DAC169: James 
 LadyAtarka: Is it okay James?
 Marvoleath: !gibb
 TheWooglie: 
 Mr_Horrible: to be fair Beastie is not in fact a scrow
 shurtal: kinda surprised gibb doesn't have a command
 shurtal: !bartleby
 Mr_Horrible: wait, if the suck is keeping them from delirium, is that post-nut clarity?
 djalternative: yeah. this is a big reason the vacuum is great in limited
 Painfully_Dyslexic: I had to duck out for a bit how is the stupilation deck going?
 solarsheeptoken: thats what gibb said
 Marvoleath: Huh, twitch just blocked me from sending a message because it was too fast, then it blocked me from sending it again after a while cause I already sent it, even though it didnt send
 djalternative: @Painfully_Dyslexic better than the one where they tried
Jethrain: the fact it shuts down their say its name is kinda wonderful too
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Painfully_Dyslexic surprisingly well
 Painfully_Dyslexic: so the lesson is to never try?
maelstrom64: oh man, I just got a promising stairs win in sealed of all places
 Mr_Horrible: @Marvoleath krog voice "It not perfect system"
ghyllnox: All hail succ
abracadaver23: what's gib doin here??
Jethrain: just oopsed into the exact counter for their deck
abracadaver23: Gib you're my fave
thedepthandbreadthofseth: they don't have reach tho, right?
 Diabore: is gibb not allowed to be here or something?
SeismicLawns: i think we die to bugs here
 luke1x: Gib is here for color commentary
 JonnyH: I tried using my brain once, I hated it
 Mazrae: Gibb does what he wants
 Mr_Horrible: and that potential just became kinetic
 raulghoulia: Gibb is piloting
DAC169: deadge 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @abracadaver23 Gibb has real star power, right?
SeismicLawns: we
 Marvoleath: we dead
 CrossXhunteR: we're dead
 Mr_Horrible: can't block enough, yeah
Neuromancer13: yeah, we ded
 kumatsu: yes
thedepthandbreadthofseth: yes
 Diabore: super dead
 Mr_Horrible: because of the DT Trample
DAC169: deathtouch trample
 TehAmelie: based on hours spent at the Moonbase, Gibb is LRR's most senior member
 Mr_Horrible: blasts, curses, etc
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I mean, well contested.
 SuperRiderO:  DT Tramps
 Mr_Horrible: the burrowers are real lunchpail commons in this format, I've found
Aceviru: We mull to goat
SeismicLawns: we're almost break-even!
 Mr_Horrible: just a headache all around
abracadaver23: Gibb is the best magic player in this group
thedepthandbreadthofseth: agreed
abracadaver23: He's been to many pro tours
 raulghoulia: I don't like the mouth feel of Mulled Goat
 v_nome: We have Friendly Goats
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I mean, a suggestion was made previously...
abracadaver23: You know gibb, sometimes you sound kind of like Graham
artacuno53: I kinda hate the flavor of the set tbh. Too close to real world and contemporary. Feels like a UB set and not an actual in universe plane
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @abracadaver23 they're related on his mom's throw pillows side.
 Mazrae: But does that baseball bat have pb&j?
abracadaver23: Ahhhh
 CrossXhunteR: i forgot that living phone is on death on not on entry
 boyesie: !card broodspinner
  LRRbot: Broodspinner [BG] | Creature — Spider [2/3] | Reach / When Broodspinner enters, surveil 2. / {4}{B}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice Broodspinner: Create a number of 1/1 black and green Insect creature tokens with flying equal to the number of card types among cards in your graveyard.
 djalternative: if your phone was alive, what would it say?
 TehAmelie: i had one of those that i think my grandfather had when he was little
abracadaver23: Is that a ghost on the phone?
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 CrossXhunteR: baseball bat being able to tap down their blockers will be good
 Marvoleath: Is this what being ghosted means?
abracadaver23: I hate these spam ghost calls
 definenull: Ah! Hi Gibb!
GreatGodOm: The record of this deck just proves the effectiveness of drafting by the numbers.
 Marvoleath: That pug looking dog
abracadaver23: The statement of "Oh is that a fear? just trade it for your phone."
abracadaver23: is wild
Aceviru: ^
Aceviru: I was typing that up haha
 TehAmelie: if ghosts are purposeless spirits, maybe spam is the real world ghosts
 Diabore: rip
 definenull: Valueeee
 CrossXhunteR: at least it wasnt 3 5/5s
thedepthandbreadthofseth: is the longneck just gain 2 when it dies?
LibraryWitchKei: Good ol look at the bottom five cards of your library
 TehAmelie: it turned out a long distance call
 CrossXhunteR: oh no, they have super delirium
DAC169: OH NO!! 
TherapyforNarwhals: Eyo it's Gibb!
 definenull: They're delulu!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: the six normal types
TherapyforNarwhals: Wait so is Graham just... on the floor? lmao
Jethrain: this is lethal?
 Diabore: spider reacharounds
Xanthaar: reach
 Marvoleath: bat
 Marvoleath: but can they spoder instant speed?
 Diabore: oh we do have bat
itsaysTRUENO: @TherapyforNarwhals who is this "graham" character
Aceviru: cmon, cmon
 CrossXhunteR: or the bat
 definenull: Nooooo
Cinnabat: Almoooost
 Marvoleath: Well done, oppo
 Diabore: spooder can make fly guys
Xanthaar: they can just make loads of insects
 Diabore: i dont know why but the pop up into "the tokens have flying" got me
 CrossXhunteR: !card baseball bat
  LRRbot: Baseball Bat [GW] | Artifact — Equipment | When Baseball Bat enters, attach it to target creature you control. / Equipped creature gets +1/+1. / Whenever equipped creature attacks, tap up to one target creature. / Equip {3}
thedepthandbreadthofseth: need 1 mana
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Xanthaar: opponent found the line to not win
 MegaDosX: No swarm for you opponent
Cinnabat: LET'S GOOOOO
Aceviru: LETS GOOOOO
 Diabore: how is this deck winning
DAC169: 
 LurkerSpine: LFG!!!
SeismicLawns: profit!!!!
 definenull: Heck yeah
 TehAmelie: goats beats ghosts!
 ladyjojo1987: wooooooooo
 Mythallian: PAID FOR THEIR GREED
 CrossXhunteR: ive never seen super delirium before
 djalternative: stip draft let's GOOOOOOO!
Cinnabat: Best draft deck ever
thedepthandbreadthofseth: wow!!!
 Wolfstrike_NL: best draft of the day!
 maefly2: I think that was less you winning and more them losing
thedepthandbreadthofseth: only ever draft this way from now on!
 korvys: It is very funny that this stipulation forces you to have a good curve, which I think has helped
 MegaDosX: Does Gibb play Magic? If so what's his favourite format?
 definenull: Think op was banking on winning the race
 TehAmelie: like that old tongue twister says, he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the goats
 ChaoticObserver:  No need for decisions when you just draw that good
w1gum: i had to leave for a few are we still Goating chat?
 kumatsu: the best draft was that one with 7 of the priests and 2 ascend from avernus
 Marvoleath: what was the stip?
 Diabore: johnny magic
pinkestflamingo: we still goating
 TehAmelie: a personalized Spike, Tournament Grinder?
Cinnabat: Goat
itsaysTRUENO: the combo player avatar makes for the perfect foil
 Diabore: @Marvoleath start at mv 1, and go up until you cant, then go back down to 1, repeat
artacuno53: As a Johnny I aprove
Jethrain: ooh that's a sick sleeve
 Marvoleath: @TehAmelie Nope, that's Johnny, the combo player
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Marvoleath 1 drop, 2 drop, 3 drop until failure (then reverse).
 Marvoleath: !card johnny
  LRRbot: Johnny, Combo Player [2UU] | Legendary Creature — Human Gamer [1/1] | {4}: Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.
artacuno53: Johnnys are actual the best type of player tbh
 djalternative: I hate the new icons but it's basically the same otherwise
 TehAmelie: Johnny ought to get his own style instead of copying Spike 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @artacuno53 no, timmy's win bigger.  Everything timmy does is bigger!
 Mazrae: Need to have Ian make watches for all the puppets
LibraryWitchKei: I love the childhood road rug, but the roads make the shape of a moth
LibraryWitchKei: On this battlefield
 azidbern95: hire Marshall to make them
 djalternative: we need to get Marshal to make watches for the puppets then
Bearudite: I guess TTSF with Marshall
 arkham1981: I always figured if any of the lrrsmans would get into watch making it would be Alex
 djalternative: they don't have to be working watches. they're props
 MrPipboy3000: Yea, but of the LRR crew, if I had to pick one to make a watch, Ian's a first round pick
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Bearudite I'd watch the hell out of that (no pun intended).
 Wolfstrike_NL: no, the vacuum sucks, and it can't even do that!
 Mr_Horrible: Tinker Tallguy Solder Fry
SeismicLawns: what if him and ian just made a really big watch
 djalternative: you need to get the long probe lense
 raulghoulia: I didn't know Gibb knew Marshall
 kumatsu: oh yeah, I forgot James was a Watch Guy now
Bearudite: also his cleaning machine would be hard to take across borders....
LibraryWitchKei: One of the few people that can raise the average height of the people in the office by their presence
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I am 1,000% watching this crossover
 djalternative: G, you've got a camera house in Victoria, right? surely they have some probe lenses for a TTSF
 azidbern95: I... drink... your... graveyard. I suck it up!
 shurtal: this deck is STILL GOING?!
 CrossXhunteR: i got Ghost Vacuum in my prerelease kit and did not appreciate at the time just how good it is
Flyingdelorion: Wait, what? James is a watch man?
 TehAmelie: welcome to the Succ, at it were
 Wolfstrike_NL: @shurtal 5 and 2 atm, but it's not looking great
 CrossXhunteR: is it a watch, or is it a timepiece?
Flyingdelorion: That's a nice one!
 korvys: Gibb is very particular about pronunciation
itsaysTRUENO: pronouncing it wrong is a power move
enderofman: Have you thought about drawing lands?
 shurtal: @Wolfstrike_NL wdym, anything above 2 wins is a cause for a national celebration
 Mr_Horrible: the data tells a different tales
 Mr_Horrible: *tale, even
 MegaDosX: You should probably take the Say Its Name at some point too so they can't do the thing if they drafted two more
Cinnabat: Surel next draw will be a land, right?
Jethrain: probably a good idea to exile the say its names
Cinnabat: heck
 Driosenth: James can you recommend a mechanical chronograph that has a minimal amount of metal in ti?
QuantumTwitch: james what happen to your curse
Bearudite: MRI Tech?
 MegaDosX: They want a wooden watch
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Driosenth a plastic watch?
 Wolfstrike_NL: @QuantumTwitch full effect, flood lands when he needs spells, no lands when they are needed
 shurtal: SUNDIAL
SeismicLawns: they want to be safe against magneto
 Marvoleath: ceramics ?
 kumatsu: James Curse, Inverted
pinkestflamingo: pocket sundial for sure
 ladyjessica: works around MRIs
 ladyjessica: ?
 fredcheckers: The movement in a mecha chrono will contain considerable amounts of metal.
 Driosenth: security checkpoint reasons, ceramics wheels and movements with only the spring being metal
 SquareDotCube: Just like Fred Flintstone
 Marvoleath: Wasn't it negated by the OffByOne curse you got from Serge recently?
EvilBadman: Studio lights cause havoc on a sundial
 Mazrae: Did he trade curses with Serge when you go the off by one curse
 TehAmelie: sundial or hourglass, the timepieces with the least and most moving parts respectively
 definenull: Get your sundial checked if it's says ivi
DAC169: I:VI
Jethrain: definitely exile say its name now
 GapFiller: James would you reccd a watch w/ a minute hand millennium hand and an aeon hand? 
 MegaDosX: You may want to eat one of those Say Its Names btw
ghyllnox: @EvilBadman You know the time because if the studio lights are on it's work time 
 Mazrae: Also would Iv:I or I:vi be 4:01 or 1:06 respectfully
SeismicLawns: this would be a great time for 2 swamps and a damnation
 djalternative: but they do come in untapped so you can block
  QuixoticScrivener: somehow not part of the ghostbusters secret Laura
Cinnabat: Welp
  QuixoticScrivener: lairs even
 definenull: Deck plz
DAC169: exile an Enduring Courage with it 
 TehAmelie: a Flesh Burrower, bad news for us fleshtubers
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @TehAmelie hourglass is surprisingly close on some of the more complicated watches out there.
grometty: so what you're saying is that theres a chance
 djalternative: we are extraordinarily unlucky this game
DAC169: it's the shuffler's fault 
 MegaDosX: You got severely probability'd
 Bruceski: And now you've proven the deck can stop
SeismicLawns: live by the 2 lander, die by the 2 lander
Cinnabat: Had to get nerfed somehow, you were winning too much
 MegaDosX: Now that's just rude
SeismicLawns: never didn't have it
Cinnabat: RUDEE
 JonnyH: rude
grometty: Rude
DAC169: rude 
 azidbern95: should have played the screen and denied them the satisfaction
 CaptainSpam: Rude.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: wasn't that like turn 9 too?
 boyesie: 5-3 is nuts with that deck
 Marvoleath: !next
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 aitsu100: bye gib
 MegaDosX: Gibb draft would've been fun
dzee_szed: 
 definenull: Bye Gibb!
 patbaer: oh good, Graham's coming back
 loufghyslaufey: I missed  !?
 GapFiller: bai JAmes Gibb
 loufghyslaufey: The duck!?
 patbaer: welcome back
 MegaDosX: Woah, Graham when did you get here?
 CrossXhunteR: oh hey, it's graham
 TheWriterAleph: oh wow graham is here
 TehAmelie: Gibb can't really operate the mouse
 MrPipboy3000: Graham, you just missed Gib ...
Bearudite: rail baron
 definenull: G you missed Gibb again!
 aitsu100: Hey G did you say hi to gib as yall passed in the hall
 Driosenth: Oh hey Graham, you just missed Gib
 GapFiller: oooh Train Magnets!
 Wolfstrike_NL: Graham, untrapped from the window
LibraryWitchKei: I would have loved to see Gibb try and operate the mouse
 MegaDosX: You just missed Gibb
 djalternative: Draft something to make next week's problem
Aceviru: Oh hey Graham. You should've been here.
 loufghyslaufey: (internal screaming)
 GapFiller:  hai G
n3ther: tfw no Gibb
ghyllnox: Hey everybody, Graham here
 azidbern95: love it when Canadian content has their own Polk-a-Roo
Spades_Slicc: What did Graham do to Gib . . . AND James!!
 MegaDosX: Makes sense *nod*
enderofman: Who's a train magnet?
 Datnade012: Gibb was talking some trash about you, Graham
 loufghyslaufey: Welp
SeismicLawns: he writes the history!
 djalternative: oh yeah. we absolutely want that
LemonOnRye: howdy chat
 GapFiller: !findquote Gibb
  LRRbot: Quote #5208: "Everything is real, except for Gibb." —James [2018-07-26]
 KingOfDoma: Wait a second... Graham and Gibb are never in the same place at the same time... that must mean... ... that Gibb hates Graham! That's a shame. Graham is so nice!
 loufghyslaufey: My aim's not getting better either
 boyesie: @spades_slicc bloody coup for power/screen time
 Featherweight_: tvo
 azidbern95: it was, so Canadian tradition?
 LadyAtarka: Graham may have missed Gibb but did Gibb miss Graham?
 corefluxx: It is Canadian
 JonnyH: Don't remember it in the UK
 Diabore: gibb on provincial mandated break?
 djalternative: now if we can just pull the big mothy boy himself
enderofman: As an Australian, I don't believe Canada is real.
 GapFiller: oooh Canada got Zippy too eh
 CrossXhunteR: having been to canada once, i am still unsure if canada is real
 djalternative: grab the demon you coward
 GapFiller: fine talk coming from an Australian
 JonnyH: As a Brit I'm not sure the UK is real
 Diabore: we need ghost suck again, crypt is any card leaving your graveyard
 shurtal: koala mating sounds are something i WISH weren't real
enderofman: Hey.
 maefly2: if you get the vacuum again, goes great with that defiled crypt
 djalternative: yeah. so unfortunate that Australia is real
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: speaking of cancon, did you see that the first of the remastered Reboot episodes is out?
 CrossXhunteR: i learned today that Australian Highlander is an MTG format
 loufghyslaufey: Someone tried to brawl me with that "Doomsday Demon" & they ended decking out in the process...
enderofman: There was only a cat-eating python on our fence ONE TIME
 MegaDosX: That also has a Privileged Position stapled to it
LemonOnRye: favorite draft card so far? I got passed 4 glass works in my first draft and it's so nasty
 GapFiller: phunny Aussie tangent my current desktop background is a photo of Remarkable Rocks (thanks Bing)
 boyesie: Its 00:32 here for me, so im gonna call it, and watch this draft on the vod tomorrow, night all! Night graham!
 Bruceski: Australia isn't real, but they made a theme park based on it.
 Marvoleath: Nah, we need Australia as a counter-weight so the disc does not tip
 corefluxx: They had Minou the French cat doll on Polka Dot Door... Minou visited them on Fridays.
 Bruceski: Is Australia Highlander just Highlander with more toxic counters?
 Diabore: i know one of them is 7 point
 djalternative: Australian Highlander is 7 points iirc
 CrossXhunteR: 60 card singleton, and i believe they have a sideboard.
 TehAmelie: as a Swede it took me about until i was 18 to be sure of the difference between the US and the UK, but Australia was simple and clear
LibraryWitchKei: @Marvoleath I get that reference!
 MegaDosX: "The 7 Point Highlander format is a constructed format that allows players to play with a modified 60 card singleton deck with 15 card sideboard that utilises the Vintage format’s card pool and ban list."
 Featherweight_: Man Tvo makes me think of Prisoners of Gravity
whiscash_enthusiast: i I was a big fan of bananas in pyjamas pajamas as a canadian Canadian kid
 Driosenth: Is Aussie Highlander big into spider decks?
 SAJewers: no scottish highlander? 
 loufghyslaufey: Read what, "Doomsday," the Demon does, chat.
 Diabore: oh with a sideboard, interesting
 Diabore: rat!
EvilBadman: Too many highlander spinoffs
 Dog_of_Myth: @SAJewers There is only one deck.
 MegaDosX: @EvilBadman When it comes to Magic, it's definitely not a case of "there can be only one"
 GapFiller: EvilBadman there can be only one 
EvilBadman: Indeed
 CrossXhunteR: parallel construction?
 Datnade012: i liked Highlander The Crow
Flyingdelorion: Is Australian Highlander not just playing with you cards upside down?
 djalternative: parallel thinking
 Mazrae: Divergent?
 Cosmonautilis24: divergent
 v_nome: Carcinization?
YeomanAres: Concordant?
enderofman: crabification
 dumbo3k: Mitochrondria is the powerhouse of the cell?
 Kipstar: coincidence
 ladyjessica: convergent evolution I believe is correct. two unrelated things becoming similar.
 CrossXhunteR: convergent
 Cptasparagus: zeitgeist
dzee_szed: all MTG formats will eventually become Dandan
 korvys: "highlander" as a magic term for what is now "singleton" was around in early magic history, separate from specific formats
 constablecrab: Crab would, by nature, be more of a lowlander format.
 korvys: Because magic players are nerds who like movies
 Heefnoff: How's it going gamer
 djalternative: In terms of ideas, the phrase used is Parallel Thinking with the prime example being Dennis the Menace vs Dennis the Menace
 TehAmelie: in as much as the formats developed differently  to fit within their regional niche, maybe it's just "evolution"
 Heefnoff: How does one determine if a color is open in a draft, I suck at drafting
 Marvoleath: @Heefnoff observe what wheels, basically
 northos: @Heefnoff basically just "are you still seeing good cards in that color for later picks"
enderofman: Apparently it is good
enderofman: goes in every deck
Scarbble: if you're getting passed a high quality of cards in a certain color it might be 'open'
 Heefnoff: Like once they cycle around?
LemonOnRye: i like the cycling commons
 Heefnoff: I see
Jethrain: manifest a 4/3 seems pretty decent
 Heefnoff: So you figure it out in pack 1 ideally then just focus those colors in packs 2-3
thedepthandbreadthofseth: it, a 4/3 that leaves a trusty machete behind...
LibraryWitchKei: Especially powerful ones going later than expected
enderofman: What happens if the pack we just saw literally had a card of every colour in it?
 MegaDosX: What other type of creature is the bird?
 TehAmelie: was it a waterfowl?
 AngelicKnighthood: Piranha Fly is way too cute.
 Heefnoff: I manifest dread every time I go to a doctor's opponent why do I need a card to do it for me
 Heefnoff: appointment oh my god
 korvys: Ok, but...
 Heefnoff: Brain plz
enderofman: Cackling Slasher. You know, a REGULAR HUMAN
 maefly2: come on vacuum...
thedepthandbreadthofseth: it was october 3rd
Jethrain: we've had first doomsday excruciator, but what if second doomsday excruciator?
 MegaDosX: Graham have you considered attempting Doomsday lines in Limited
duke_dice: you know you want to graham.
 djalternative: one of these days we need to make Doomsday Excrutiator happen
 Mindfire13: Fear of Lost Teeth seems good if you're trying to do Eerie
 loufghyslaufey: Dewwit! Do it,  , we knows u half the powah
 azidbern95: splash for Tracker
Scarbble: @Heefnoff that's a good starting point but sometimes people switch or adjust strategies in pack 2
DAC169: didn't James already make Doomsday Excrutiator happen the other week? 
 azidbern95: you're pretty Eerie
 Heefnoff: @Scarbble I see, I'll keep that in mind
Xanthaar: IT's a bomb. splash it
 Heefnoff: Thanks so much
 djalternative: let's hope we get the moth
 djalternative: big mothy boy
Jethrain: this draft isn't being very generous with enchantments for victor
 azidbern95: swamp cycler?
 MegaDosX: Expropriate isn't playable in limited right?
 KingOfDoma: I was half-paying attention to the draft as I ate, so I gotta know..
 djalternative: OH. SPECIAL GUEST
 KingOfDoma: !card possessed goat
  LRRbot: Possessed Goat [W] | Creature — Goat [1/1] | {3}, Discard a card: Put three +1/+1 counters on Possessed Goat and it becomes a black Demon in addition to its other colors and types. Activate only once.
 Cptasparagus: unless your first pick is Kathleen?
 TehAmelie: it's never too late to pivot!
 korvys: wins the game
 korvys: Basically
 KingOfDoma: Amazing.
 korvys: But it's 9 mana
 djalternative: 9 mana win the game
 TehAmelie: well, in Magic
 couchboyj: Doomsday Excrutiator is a great reanimation target too
Bearudite: yeah gotta make sure you have compatibility as a couple before marraige
 MegaDosX: It's nine mana you probably win, but /nine mana/
thedepthandbreadthofseth: it's a 9 drop
 Mr_Horrible: me, marrying my first pick: "I can fix them"
 northos: idk if it even necessarily wins the game in 1v1
Bearudite: otherwise you goona go 03 divorce
 loufghyslaufey: Weird list/curator showcase pick, pack
Bearudite: 0-3*
TurnedToFrog: Quadruplets
CommanderPulsar: My first girlfriend definitely did not wheel.
 korvys: It wins the game as long as you didn't spend the last 8 turns doing nothing
 MegaDosX: So this button on my desk next to me is wrong?
 SonofThoth: Unless you're serge...
 djalternative: generally pack 1 picks 5-10 are really going to signal to you what's open
Scarbble: i'm also not sure that it necessarily wins in 1v1
 A_Dub888: ?
LibraryWitchKei: But it's also never coming down on turn 9
enderofman: I'm really liking Rakdos this set. When it's a bit open *chef's kiss*
 MegaDosX: Your curve is a little concerning
 djalternative: still one more pack to open moth
Xanthaar: More enchantments would be nice for victor
Scarbble: gonna be trackin so many entites
thedepthandbreadthofseth: do you have the lands/
 djalternative: speaking of eerie
Xanthaar: this could have been an insane azorius pool 
 NotCainNorAbel: it was really fun
Xanthaar: ooh stompy
 djalternative: it was a great vlog as they all are
LemonOnRye: stomp rhino is scary
 KingOfDoma: I am trying to get "I assure you I am having fun." to be a meme. Haven't gotten there yet, but I live in hope
 djalternative: you're a fantastic vloger
 matthaus_c: gloomlake is definitely a worse splash land for us than floodfarm would be
 midnightcurryjazz: Graham vlogs #1
 northos: not really
thedepthandbreadthofseth: where would I do that, Graham? (he asks expectantly)
Xanthaar: nope
thedepthandbreadthofseth: it would be if it did anything.
 Mr_Horrible: seems unlikely
SeismicLawns: i wouldn't
 matthaus_c: I wouldn't either
 djalternative: it's only good if you're already able to attack
 Marvoleath: the vlog in question: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UqNgimKKiY
 Marvoleath: it's not good, but it's funny with teeth fear
 midnightcurryjazz: should watch the euro trip vlogs too
 matthaus_c: definitely a card that plays great from ahead, and does nothing from behind or at parity
 KingOfDoma: Crypt number 3?
 maefly2: more crypt
Dane_VII: Ah, just done with yet another watch through of Road Quest.. It's still so good
 Marvoleath: (my comment was about the wound, not the vlog, ofc :D)
Xanthaar: you can. They work well together
thedepthandbreadthofseth: take the 5/5
 djalternative: oh G, one question I had from the vlog. What state is The Gorge in exactly?
 SonofThoth: Don't need the slasher?
 Mazrae: Mono crypt?
 matthaus_c: what do you need creatures for? winning the game?
ProfBadger: fear of trhe dark i intersesting
  QuixoticScrivener: @Mazrae Mana Crypt, now on sale!
SeismicLawns: entryway can be 3 eeries
 loufghyslaufey: So I'm reading the vorthos around Mila from strixhaven, and I must say Kasmina is very rude maybe
thedepthandbreadthofseth: room is a double trigger
 Seventy111: white room with your rare is sweet
Xanthaar: entryway is double eerie trigger
 midnightcurryjazz: @djalternative Its in Washington State
 djalternative: thanks for the answer
trevarooo: notably the crypt creatures are enchantments
 MegaDosX: Take his stick and twist it
  QuixoticScrivener: didn't Gibb call it a nipple twister?
 matthaus_c: cryptures
 MegaDosX: Haunted screen is fun for flavour reasons though
 loufghyslaufey: I know Lukka sucked, but Kasmina also trapped Mila in a magic bauble & has never been heard from again...
 TehAmelie: nipple twister sounds more pleasant than bone twister
Dane_VII: Please don't twist my stick
 midnightcurryjazz: this man has no stick
 matthaus_c: I've been likened to a stick before
 matthaus_c: but that was pre-pandemic
 djalternative: out of the three options presented, sticks are the best
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @TehAmelie This is importanat to know.
 TehAmelie: i figured the sticks it twists are osseous
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offbeatwitch: BONE HURTING JUICE
 MegaDosX: Yike.
 TehAmelie: wow
 matthaus_c: BONE HURTING JUICE!!!
 djalternative: bone hurting juice!
offbeatwitch: finally, we found it
  Texan_Reverend: My spouse knows _all about_ *bone pain*
 maefly2: bones are a place i would not like to have pain
ghyllnox: Did it suck?
 Jadaris: ouch oof owie my bones
 MegaDosX: Also a direct marrow injection sounds like it'd be pretty painful on its own
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: is that like growing pains or somehow different and probably worse
ghyllnox: Fair
 fredcheckers: The meats hurt AND the bones hurt.
BeNiceImShy: What's a 22nd item added to the list of malaise?
DracoLucian: Glad to see you doing better now Graham
trevarooo: can probably cut like a land with 4 cyclers
SeismicLawns: with this many cyclers i think we can either go to 16 or stay at 41
 Mindfire13: Living Phone and a land?
 maefly2: goat is good to discard the stomper
 SonofThoth: Goat pitches a thing for reanimation though
 maefly2: plus, it's goat
 SonofThoth: Fair enough, apologies for the back seat
thedepthandbreadthofseth: stick it to their ossiems!
 midnightcurryjazz: Give me more goldfish. I am in the backseat
 matthaus_c: go left
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 MegaDosX: Well it's either block it or go to 8
 definenull: oh.
 djalternative: LRRMTG in specific is generally friendly to strategy talk so long as you don't phrase it in a way that sounds like you're definitely right and the player is wrong
 korvys: Would you rather the flutes?
 djalternative: you're especially encouraged to give bad advice to the streamer on lrrmtg
 MegaDosX: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Oil your manual.
 GapFiller: !advice
  LRRbot: Make amazing things.
 MegaDosX: Graham I think you're in trouble
 djalternative: we took that wrath, right?
 djalternative: right?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: what's our morphling?
enderofman: It's a phone with appeal!
 TehAmelie: wait we're fighting a Killbot. how many kills is it they need to overflow, and can we generate that many tokens?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: uggg
thedepthandbreadthofseth: excellent sequencing!
 SonofThoth: Yes
 djalternative: both
 korvys: "how dare you"
 djalternative: when will those twins settle?
 Mythallian: HELLO HORROR
 djalternative: they refuse to settle
thedepthandbreadthofseth: unlock it and pump it?
 SquareDotCube: From the makers of Nightmare fuel: Graveyard fuel!
 TheWriterAleph: snap snap
 Kentosaurus: that's illegal
 midnightcurryjazz: leechedd
 Decaped: Opponent knew it was time for trains
 KingOfDoma: Incidental life drain - it's a heckuva thing
 MegaDosX: Maths. *hands*
 A_Dub888: You're cool G
Aceviru: ^
 NeedlaPudge: Thank you Gibb and G
thedepthandbreadthofseth: ^
  Texan_Reverend: It was great to see Gibb hang out for a while.
 TehAmelie: thanks for having us
  Texan_Reverend: !cardkingdom
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Thank you G and Gibb
 MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
 Cptasparagus: our collective lrrms have been tugged
 KWardJenx: Thank you, Graham.
 GapFiller: before we go G and since Gibb was here any update on the Professors Funhouse 20th Anniversary Remake?
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 korvys: Programmer me "Hmmm, what if I use 'LRRMTG100'?"
  Texan_Reverend: !ytmember
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  Juliamon: GapFiller There was an update on the Discord yesterday (in that: it's still in progress)
 ContingentCat: thanks G
  Texan_Reverend: !prime
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 GapFiller: Juliamon cheers
 definenull: Long long gaaaaaaame
 GapFiller: thanks for streaming G (and James and Gibb)
 Getter404: And now: Trains. And also Circuses. But mostly Trains.
Aceviru: o/
 A_Dub888: I assume Gibb's making some unreasonable demands
 GapFiller: Trains!?
 djalternative: now to watch a couple minutes of checkpoint before trains
 baltimore_667083: trains are cool aren't they
 tyrsredritehand: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Long Game (Choo Choo! We train barons y'all! Game: Ticket to Ride Legacy) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (2m ago).
 baltimore_667083: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: consciousness and it wishes it weren't a box
 A_Dub888: Is Gibb threatening to no show Professor's Funhouse unless you pay him 100K?
  Juliamon: We were blaming it on Ernest's estate holding things up
 A_Dub888: Dammit Ernest!
 margieargie: Yeah, that'll do it
 midnightcurryjazz: I wonder if nelly is back
  Texan_Reverend: !findbutt
  LRRbot: Above you?!
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 baltimore_667083: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Do a violence.
 GapFiller: !advice
  LRRbot: Run away with that million bucks.
 Mazrae: !searchfortreasure
  LRRbot: You find: a Pit Trap!
 baltimore_667083: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You and the horse are now bound/friends for life.
 Mazrae: Dang it every time
 GapFiller: TITLE CHANGE
  Juliamon: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/792179334898778146/1291551565122896004/image.png?ex=670082a0&is=66ff3120&hm=889bbf24e9e46ea263eaa8570a2b3ce782778cb4c04cb9f98fb5ba36fd9e12b5&=&format=webp&quality=lossless if anyone wants what Graham specifically said re: Professor's Funhouse
 TheAinMAP:   
 baltimore_667083:   
 NotCainNorAbel:   
Riandisa:   
  QuixoticScrivener: Beej or Nelly, taking bets.
  Texan_Reverend: !searchfortreasure
  LRRbot: You find: a Gem!
 TheAinMAP: All aboard!
 Fruan: Choo choo!
 Amberzenn: Yay trains!
 niccus: ah shoot i'm only halfway through the blue flame special
  Juliamon: I swear if Beej is trolling in the going-online photo
 cle0deen: Didn't realize how bdy I needed some chill BGC
 cle0deen: Badly*
 RealGamerCow: choo choo train, FROOT FROOT
kusinohki: meows
 A_Dub888: Come to think of it, didn't Nelly say something about wanting to try that new Jackbox Game: Split the Room? 
 midnightcurryjazz: fuck yeah trains
DideRobot: LRR: Time for The Long Game! This week it's Episode 5 of  Ticket to Ride Legacy: Legends of the West. https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/113246231503939234
 RuningOnBravado: I miss Dice Friends
  Juliamon: Well, good news about that
 A_Dub888: @midnightcurryjazz definitely didn't skim past one of those words at first
  Juliamon: reminder for everyone to watch the new Youtube Update
 RuningOnBravado: @Juliamon Oh really?
 TheAinMAP:     
kusinohki: change the pieces to flaming clown spiders to make the opening spooky
 baltimore_667083: 
 tyrsredritehand: The Spoop game!
 TheAinMAP:   
 A_Dub888: Dang Nelly, that's a nice Beej costume you got there
 SquareDotCube: the ghost was already dead!
 definenull: yeah that ghost's not doing so hot
 djalternative: all of the ghosts have already died, James
 Getter404: The Death Mask of Camguinnius
 midnightcurryjazz: Yeah, nice beej impersonation nelly
 Kentosaurus: wait is that an actual cast of cam?
 TheAinMAP:  
 TehAmelie: so many rides
 definenull: LOL
 Driosenth: cleared out a Spirit Halloween (Last December)
 RuningOnBravado: @Juliamon Ok.  That was a hell of a coincidence.
 RuningOnBravado: But I'm happy
 62MGcobra: september is a hell of a time when you have kids
 Decaped: Beej will once again suffer the hubris of past Beej
thedepthandbreadthofseth: oh, wow
 tyrsredritehand: Beware of catching The BEEJ
thedepthandbreadthofseth: 6 down
 djalternative: beejdrop.ogg
 korvys: "As close to normal TTR" - Yeah, a lot of ghosts and earthquakes in the normal game 
  Juliamon: Instead of the robber, we now must deal with clowns
 SquareDotCube: perfectly normal American West
 TehAmelie: oh, Florida is free from the eldritch gods?
 Decaped: Florida Man has come to entertain you
 Thatwasademo: it's CIRCUS TIME
 cle0deen: Clowns from Florida?
kusinohki: and what a circus florida is...
dzee_szed: So it looks like the map hasn't seen any reason to go to Nebraska yet. Seems fair.
 wedge_x: Florida *is* where the RIngling school is
 loufghyslaufey: Also Florida: "aw shi- here we go again"      
  Juliamon: There aren't planes yet, so we don't know what the flyover states are
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/LightCleverFlyLitFam-Z4XhWeaFUJ-H8eKI
 TheWriterAleph: prepare the extruder!
 midnightcurryjazz: mo-beel
 A_Dub888: ^ Like the baby crib toy
 cle0deen: Yeah the young men had only been told to go west for like 20 years
 A_Dub888: @cle0deen who manifested that destiny?
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