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TheAwkes: Eight Players. So Decadent.
accountmadeforants: A full draft pod? On my FNPF? It's more likely than you think
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accountmadeforants: !card Brigid Who's
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r10pez10: my MB2 box arrived in AU but i want to save it for a birthday draft in december and it's kind of difficult tbh
control_rig: FNPF woooo
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm so excited for this
r10pez10: some of the stuff looks really nice in the future sight border
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MegaDosX: Out of curiosity, do we know why the earlier start this week?
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Juliamon: Because 8 players
Juliamon: 2 more players = 1 extra round
MegaDosX: Ah, fair
Malkmaven1176: Hmm...The Paper Fight is starting early this week
Juliamon: yes, as has been previously announced
Juliamon: and is on the schedule for this time
lirazel64: Early Fight Night!
flatluigi: has anyone noticed that today's fnpf is starting earlier
r10pez10: 8 person drafts are hard to organise at the best of times
jacqui_lantern234:
hey all you beautiful friends whomst i love AGGRESSIVELY!!!!!!!! 
MegaDosX:
@flatluigi No I didn't, please elaborate 
MegaDosX: @jacqui_lantern234 and u
Dog_of_Myth: Hiya @jacqui_lantern234
r10pez10: seven in the queue
rexcalibur0: I love Gandalf's theme
Thefluffiestguineapig: @jacqui_lantern234 Right back at you
Juliamon: !cardview on
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fearagent1988: what i miss
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jacqui_lantern234: @Thefluffiestguineapig @MegaDosX NO U MORE >:(
MegaDosX: @jacqui_lantern234 no u infinity, lmao get rekt nerd
r10pez10: white border value let's go
jacqui_lantern234: @MegaDosX no u times the largest infinity!!!
MegaDosX: "I must go, my planet needs me"
an_archist2: none intro
TimeToFry: Perfect
Dog_of_Myth:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp
an_archist2: and 8 in the queue!
r10pez10: what an awesome tableu
Nigouki: The BIG Table
barbmitzvah: Absolutely fantastic!
control_rig: We ARE!
SirPlumpy:
wheeler, that cardigan looks real comfy
Thefluffiestguineapig: Table with all the extensions
plaidanddrpepper: woo! Thanks serge!
MegaDosX: This should be an interesting one
TimeToFry: Unlimited limited content
TheDevil_Risen: BEEG Table!
rogerivany: That a THICC table.
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flatluigi: mystery twoster
Thefluffiestguineapig: Mysty boosties!
TheDevil_Risen:
Mystery Boostie 2 HYPU!
r10pez10: there are schemes in this right?
Fruan: *banging my clipboard on the table* draft draft draft draft
Gekyouryuu: Thanks for making my birthday interesting. :3
paronomasiac042: ex-tra cont-tent
r10pez10: er, conspiracies
MegaDosX: I'd have thought the lights are on because someone flipped the light switch
Dog_of_Myth: Happy Birthday @Gekyouryuu
A_Dub888: Wait you said "limited" content but this stream is longer so it's not as limited as usual....
Gekyouryuu: @dog_of_myth ty
flatluigi: it's still legal in brawl!
MegaDosX: I Nawouldn't
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r10pez10: it does
Fruan: @flatluigi And Legacy!
Texan_Reverend: !dragonshield
Thefluffiestguineapig: @r10pez10 New ones or reprints? (I only keep up with the MtG news the LRR crew sees fit to discuss on TTC)
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Graham_LRR: it’s not a URL, yeah, James is correct
r10pez10: Thefluffiestguineapig i think some of the playtest cards are conspiracies
r10pez10: but i am likely wrong
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Cameronguinius.
A_Dub888: Where Cameron? He was here a minute ago?
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@r10pez10 That gives me hope for more conspiracy! 
MegaDosX: Neat!
MegaDosX: Matinees on Sunday?
jacqui_lantern234:
gdi cori
Dog_of_Myth: I'll be in Vegas for the first time as well
jacqui_lantern234:
TimeToFry: Oh my god
Gekyouryuu: Meet and meat
Dog_of_Myth: Will do James
avjamethyst: I'd be in for more dnd
TheAwkes: Vegas: built on purpose to represent all the things that rub me the wrong way, all at once.
Gekyouryuu: Today's mine! :3
DoodlestheGreat: Las Vegas is a land of neon-colored greed.
HorusFive: Is Kathleen asking us to be... Dice Friends?
flatluigi: did we actually introduce cameron
tinaun:
my festival in a box never showed up 
tinaun: got a refund at least
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Today is my Son's birthday! He just finished building his Sonic the Hedgehog Lego set!
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @thedepthandbreadthofseth That's a good present! Legos are great
r10pez10: there's gonna be so many MB2 boxes at vegas
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Gekyouryuu congrats on having the coolest possible birthday!
00gogo00: what's going on at the moment, some sort of giveaway?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Thefluffiestguineapig My sister always comes through.
ZeroTepMusic: this is gonna be fantastic
MegaDosX: Oh that'd be so funny
A_Dub888: Mystery Booster Twoster
Fruan: There could be a Crypt in that Ixalan booster!
Graham_LRR: there’s other cards behind the Ponder fwiw
laikagoat: i got a foil mana crypt in mine
Aceviru: Nice
Dog_of_Myth: RKF Art!!
r10pez10: lens lol
Seth_Erickson: we can get easy mana crypt here
A_Dub888: YOU'RE PRETTY Serge!
Nigouki: oh no, the popping mic is back
TimeToFry: So THIS is why we started half an hour early
SirPlumpy: oh nice, Chris Pratt
MegaDosX: That's one of the Jurassic Park cards yeah
Aceviru: YO that foil island
moondoggiegbxwk: Glad we all know its 1800 are you flapping
MegaDosX: OH SHIT
Dog_of_Myth: WOOW
TimeToFry: Oh dang
ZeroTepMusic: yoooo
SirPlumpy: BANGER
SeismicLawns: OOOO
control_rig: Yoooooo
Diabore: get the sleeve
Thefluffiestguineapig: SO SHINY
A_Dub888: HOLY MOLY
Gekyouryuu: I want
MegaDosX: Valid, Cameron
anhakha: Is anyone else getting some weird sound noises or just me?
TheDevil_Risen:
WOOOW i wish i got one of those from mine haha
Fruan: No no, there's 2 cards of each colour always, so signaling is EXTRA strong
kumatsu: there's even more signalling, each pack has 2 of each color
avjamethyst: each booster has 2 cards of each color
comandox004: Depending on which collector number that Rhystic Study is, it could be either $280 or $740 USD, according to Scryfall.
DoodlestheGreat: Use that fancy card for Desert Bus.
TehAmelie: confettoil, if you will
Tingeltangelibach: @anhakha me too
SirPlumpy: dibs
underhill33: sheeeesh
Badchop: dang
laikagoat: alchemy cards too
MegaDosX: Including some reprints from Arena Alchemy
Aceviru: Oh look at that while border snow land. So good.
flatluigi: i think they blew out the mics a bit, yeah. same issue from ticket to ride esterday
TimeToFry: HALVING season???
Dog_of_Myth: MTGGoldfish has it for $765
MegaDosX:
I really hope somebody opens Oracle of the Alpha 
r10pez10: white border is funny
Nigouki: @anhakha This happened yesterday during train game too but Paul did fix it. So give it a min or two.
Xavion333: Technically there's like 2 previously digital only cards reprinted into eternal formats.
LurkerSpine: oh yeah there's some awful clicking or something
Juliamon: Oh, the audio pops are back I think
Dalrint: wait what card was worth 750?
TheDevil_Risen: There's Alchemy cards that are being first printed in paper
TimeToFry: Anyone else getting audio pops?
Aceviru: BenBen might have the audio pops
BrowneePointz: theres some Alchemy Cards in print like Oracle of the Alpha too @loadingreadyrun
RockPusher:
That sound board is gonna have to get looked at 
MegaDosX: @Dalrint Anime art Rhystic Study
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @r10pez10 you're so funny!
Juliamon: it was happening last night too
anhakha: I'm getting audio pops too
thedepthandbreadthofseth: got 'im
RayFK: Thicc set
anhakha: Many audio pops
jacqui_lantern234: my mtg hot take is "white border > old border"
Seth_Erickson: the black card I reckon
Seth_Erickson: personally
RayFK: Audio Coke wheeler
flatluigi: paul has to reset the mics like he did yesterday
accountmadeforants: Seems to be Wheeler's mic, yeah
Dog_of_Myth: @Dalrint They opened a Rhystic Study Borderless Anime Confetti Foil
MegaDosX: That seems appropriate for this draft Kathleen
Waterscorpion: It's Wheeler again?
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superdude097: Nice No-lex there, Wheeler
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Wheeler is back on the escalator.
lirazel64: You're back!
TimeToFry: Lmaoo
flatluigi: the audio pops are still happening but not constantly anymore
r10pez10: !lovepaul
TimeToFry: Agent is in the set? Hell yeah
TehAmelie: going by clothes, it seems blue will be hard fought in this draft
jacqui_lantern234:
@r10pez10 A B C - Always Love Paul 
Seth_Erickson: Yes Wheeler you know you want to take the Acquisition Agent.
raulghoulia: ahoy travelers
accountmadeforants: Still some pops yeah
Diabore: lips
Simonark: Left
Waterscorpion: It's white boarder, so yes
accountmadeforants: And card on the right still has banger art
GirlPainting: i think peperoni!
theamc2000: left
RedArrogantKnight: love the left
barbmitzvah: Synergy over everything
MegaDosX: Take the white border card, it's funny
TimeToFry: White border means its automatically better
Syntheticuh:
kathleen you cant ask us left or right and then start shuffling the cards back and forth!
Juliamon: oh it's getting bad again
Julian_Rogue: MAP
anhakha: Still getting audio pops
tinaun: oh yeah there also is exactly one foil per box
TimeToFry: I can't believe Wheeler would say that
tinaun: keep an eye out
GirlPainting: oh nooooo, sound is gone!
flatluigi: two words
Aceviru:
u
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flatluigi: movie
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KaleidoscopeMind: 2 words, film
theamc2000:
wheeler said a bad word
Syntheticuh: two words, movie
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Film
IbunWest:
Redbassist:
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: First word
an_archist2: we have to turn up our volume chat
TheDevil_Risen: @tinaun can be 2, i've seen openings where first few packs and last few packs have a foil
carbonoid12: Silent Movie
flatluigi: speed two
TheDevil_Risen: and also seen ones with no foil
GirlPainting: beared
raulghoulia: The Revanant
Julian_Rogue: citizen cain?!
ZeroTepMusic: two words
asthanius: second word
Syntheticuh: bird!
flatluigi: flubber
asthanius: fly?
TheDevil_Risen: birb
GirlPainting: caw cAW
Aceviru: Goose?
A_Dub888: Birdemic?
Geoff_god_of_biscuits: the birds?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Birb
KaleidoscopeMind: chicken run?
HadesLeprechaun: idiot bird
raulghoulia: Black Swan
TheDevil_Risen: peacok
cmdrud87: squad hawk?
SonofThoth: Preening champion
Thefluffiestguineapig: Black swan
Serivus: crow
Commander_Taz: storm crow
stippledotter: There are crickets by my window making this real funny
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Bird Game
TheDevil_Risen: nice
Redbassist: Turd Ferguson?
flatluigi: you win a crow storm
an_archist2: Nadu, Winged Wisdom
MegaDosX: Hey Ben guess what
Julian_Rogue: Ben we can read lips
Dog_of_Myth:
GirlPainting: i still keep with "caw caw"
TheDevil_Risen:
thanks BenBen
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30teracyte: i mean when he's right he's right
raulghoulia: watermelon water melon
MegaDosX: If one of us can read lips, all of us can read lips
lirazel64: Gee, Ben, tell us how you REALLY feel!
theamc2000: I can’t read lips
Redbassist:
Julian_Rogue: small oophe
Dog_of_Myth: Love those Future Sight frames
Waterscorpion: Chat is a hive-mind afterall
Dalrint: According to Adam, if one of chat is funny, all of chat is funny, and vice versa. Doesn't that mean if one chat can read lips, all chat can read lips?
r10pez10: correctly hilarious
Aceviru: So beautiful
Aceviru: lol
LoadingReadyRun: Is that better on the audio?
Aceviru: Yes
barbmitzvah: Yes
LoadingReadyRun: great
TimeToFry: Audio is perfect now!
comandox004: Indeed it is!
TheDevil_Risen: yeah its good Paul
Aceviru: Ty Paul
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Dalrint Makes me wonder what languages I know now.
00gogo00: what's kathleen's land
00gogo00: I can't really read it
LoadingReadyRun:
I going to have to figure out what's going on with the mixer
TheDevil_Risen:
I got Jund Em Out i was happy
GirlPainting: noooo, don´t take THAT card!
flatluigi: @LoadingReadyRun if it helps, it seemed to have started when they peaked the mics
TimeToFry: LMao
Thefluffiestguineapig: @LoadingReadyRun Oh no, I'm sorry, that sounds like a nightmare
korvys: @LoadingReadyRun Perhaps a dinner party would be better
LoadingReadyRun: @flatluigi interesting
rogerivany: Ben is opposite of everyone...except Cori I guess.
cmdrud87: Oh look, Wheeler is hlding the Nadu-reprint
BrowneePointz: was that Gold Roger from One Piece?
MegaDosX: You may, you don't have to
Seth_Erickson: No you get to choose when you turn it face down it doesn't have to be this pack
rogerivany: Did James fall in a hole again?
Diabore: dealers choice
Diabore: you can leave it face up as long as you want
Thefluffiestguineapig: Why does James keep leaving shot? Business nonsense?
Bruceski: eat it!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah, so indeed business nonsense
BlueFingers5: got to rub it on some rough surfaces
BrowneePointz: oh yes the confetti ones are like $200+ right?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz Nearest concrete playground
Diabore: god i want conspiracy 3
Juliamon: This particular one might be 700
Bruceski: That Rhystic Study will next be seen in a deck of "some random crack a pack chaff"
flatluigi: @BrowneePointz it's a rhystic study, so $750 us
theamc2000: I hear cards schwinging
raulghoulia: @Diabore A twitch chatter with some taste
r10pez10: uniquely-dusty
BrowneePointz: wow the confetti foil for that skyrocketed
control_rig: Yeah but it's USD so it's more than that
Syntheticuh: wait what got opened?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: You will need to bribe everyone in chat.
TimeToFry: LMao
r10pez10: sell it in vegas to gamble
comandox004: @Syntheticuh fancy Rhystic Study
Juliamon: Syntheticuh anime confetti foil Rhystic
Thefluffiestguineapig: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters Maybe that's how it's $9 per
Syntheticuh: oooh nice!
control_rig: It's James. James is always The Cop
MegaDosX: Was it a foil as well?
BrowneePointz: confetti rhystic @syntheticuh
Julian_Rogue: @Syntheticuh confetti foil borderless made with gold rhystic study
Texan_Reverend: Coming to a DB raffle near you!
Syntheticuh: holy crap!
TimeToFry: Or you could eat it
korvys: That's a crapshot
MegaDosX: Card Kingdom has the anime Rhystic Study on sale for $119.99 USD, and the foil anime one for $299.99 USD
hd_dabnado: Have any arena cards been pulled yet?
kumatsu: There's a very infamous event from one of the early GP Vegas of one of the show leads taking his paycheck for the event and putting it on red
flatluigi: @MegaDosX confetti is special-er
BusTed: When you win they'd just pull out another copy of the card and give it to you
drizztnailo: @kumatsu did they win?
kumatsu: @drizztnailo Yes!
TheDevil_Risen: yeah the confetti foil is around750US
drizztnailo: hell yeah
GirlPainting: i now emagine an old gold digger, biting into the card to see if its valid
trebuchetboy: Why early?
Julian_Rogue: a LRR draft? having comitment issues? noooo
theamc2000: my ouphe was eating too much brisket tonight
Julian_Rogue: @trebuchetboy 8 players
MegaDosX: Ah, I didn't realise there was a whole different foiling treatment
Thefluffiestguineapig: @GirlPainting There's gold in that there card
MegaDosX:
That one is $849.99 USD at Card Kingdom
trebuchetboy:
@Julian_Rogue ty 
r10pez10: but what does the gold confetti foiling taste like
r10pez10: the price is going up as we speak huh
r10pez10: by the end of the stream it will be worth 2000 dollars
MegaDosX: That's if you want to buy one, they'd probably buy it from you for less than that
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: The last time I turned a card into confetti no one would buy it from me.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @r10pez10 So 2 months rent and utilities?
raulghoulia: Wheeler, that is a sick sweater
TehAmelie: this will be like the Starcraft tournament where the 3rd place prize was 10 bitcoin
GirlPainting: on ebay it is 23,50€
kumatsu:
That happened to me when James was passing to me in the streamer event 
Julian_Rogue:
no joke. db giveaway 
theamc2000: do arena cards count as reprints?
r10pez10: i can't believe steve jobs died of lrrma
TimeToFry: @theamc2000 Are cards released on Arena "printed"
MegaDosX: There's a couple of the NPE cards too like Mardu Outrider, which can function normally in paper but were never printed before now
MegaDosX: Well.
MegaDosX: About that Paul
TimeToFry: WEll.
Julian_Rogue: the specialize ones
MegaDosX: !card oracle of the alpha
LRRbot: Oracle of the Alpha [2U] | Creature — Bird Wizard [2/3] | Flying / When Oracle of the Alpha enters, conjure the Power Nine into your library, then shuffle. / Whenever Oracle of the Alpha attacks, scry 1.
laikagoat: they do
superdude097: !card Oracle of the Alpha
LRRbot: Oracle of the Alpha [2U] | Creature — Bird Wizard [2/3] | Flying / When Oracle of the Alpha enters, conjure the Power Nine into your library, then shuffle. / Whenever Oracle of the Alpha attacks, scry 1.
korvys: Gunk Slug
cmdrud87: well
niccus: there isn't a Spellbook card at least
MegaDosX: Shockingly, no
theamc2000: sigardian evangel
lamina5432: the pup
TheDevil_Risen: specifically, summons a copy
asthanius: they're also all Acorn
asthanius: so not legal regularly
kumatsu: yeah, foil only
r10pez10: ruskoooo
TheDevil_Risen: there can be 2 or 0
grave2057: 30 mins early what?
TheDevil_Risen: foils
avjamethyst: there was only 1 foil in my box
Gaz_L: i think you'd need to proxy the Power 9 for Oracle.
Juliamon: grave2057 8 players
SeismicLawns: there's like 3 new-to-legacy cards that are all bad ish
TheDevil_Risen: but the average is 1 per box
BrowneePointz: Rusko is a pretty penny
CaptainEnder7: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 30:23.
Gaz_L: Rusko you could just bring your own copy of Midnight Clock
LowUpsideCJ: good evening misty boosties
Julian_Rogue: !updog
LRRbot:
The stream has been live for 3:33:59.
Syntheticuh: annex! now i miss my old magnivore deck
MegaDosX: Oh right Rusko's in this set too
Cptasparagus: ugh Oracle is $270 on tcgplayer... I want one
MegaDosX: Just saw him on Scryfall
TheDevil_Risen: I have seen multiple openings with 2 or 0 in them
niccus: for a card to beat its weight in gold it has to beat around $200
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flatluigi: rusko's so fun
r10pez10: prices should hopefully go down a bit when people crack all teh MB2 boxes at vegas
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theamc2000: sigardian evangal
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MegaDosX: He was Urza's tutor or something wasn't he?
comandox004: paper Rusko is also a couple hundred bucks
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MegaDosX: Yeah Rusko being expensive doesn't shock me
TehAmelie: hmm putting fingerprints on magic cards will reduce the value but i wonder if gold is the opposite
Juliamon: oh baby
Diabore: ooh coco
Aceviru: haha
korvys: And it was
MegaDosX:
James swore on a Magic stream! 
Seth_Erickson: Throes my beloved
definenull: That was a very boomer magic reaction /s
TimeToFry: That Sol Ring is sick tho
an_archist2: twins, basil
Julian_Rogue: Oh hey sol ring
Diabore: oh that sol ring looks great kathleen
Seth_Erickson: oh well we've seen Kathleen's pick
just__fitz: My wife and I have been Winston drafting a box of this. We plan to build brawl commanders from the 4 drafts pools we get
Aceviru: This set makes me so happy
TimeToFry: You don't pass a Sol Ring in draft, right
TehAmelie: me adding several micrograms of greasy fingerprints on my gold: "yes yes it's 24 karat pure"
Seth_Erickson: I don't think you pass that card
TimeToFry: Isn't Sol Ring the 10th power?
BrowneePointz: kinda
MegaDosX: Oh shit white border
Bugberry: It'd be really funny if Arrogant Wurm had the Planar Chaos colorshifted frame, because of Reckless Wurm.
northos: Sol Ring is like the 4th power tbh
flatluigi: do not spoke your cards
korvys: The cards are Spokane
Chesul: @TimeToFry It gets called that a lot. it's not quite there, but it's a solid example of things that approach it, yeah.
Cptasparagus: the cards are saying "brown"
an_archist2:
popping's back
MegaDosX: But that'd be it for Kathleen's draft
Thefluffiestguineapig: Do the white borders have time appropriate art? So massively weird?
Gaz_L: @TimeToFry honestly, Sol Ring's probably better than Timetwister 9 times out of 10
korvys: @LoadingReadyRun Paul, the popping is back
anhakha: Oh no, the audio pops are back
midnightcurryjazz: aw, the mic poppin has popped back
MegaDosX: Oh boy
midnightcurryjazz: its like a pop clock
flatluigi: @Thefluffiestguineapig the only changed whiteborder art is white out, which is blank
Laurence72: @korvys I'm in the cards? (Spokane native)
BrowneePointz: it seems unassuming because of how ubiquitous it is in commander, but yeah, ring is just off the cusp of the power nine. still one of the most broken cards ever printed
MegaDosX: Neat!
TimeToFry: Uhhhhhh one more?
northos: oooooo
gualdhar: next week?
frank_the_great: Uh... one more
bytecaster: Two boxes? Decadent
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
MegaDosX: This already looks goofy as shit, I'd be keen for a runback in the future
just__fitz: My favourite card so far has been Chea
superdude097: What's the card?
Gekyouryuu:
Yeah, but that draft probably won't be on my birthday, James, unless you wait a full year, so how good could it be? 
Gaz_L: draft the card you want to see in the game
niccus: draft like who you want to be
frank_the_great: Walter White voice: I did it for me
BrowneePointz: that’s a clean $10 sol ring too
Seventy111: Is the audio weirdness me or the stream?
Juliamon: Seventy111 it's the stream
r10pez10: poor throes
BrowneePointz: which is saying a lot for a card whose average price is like a buck and a half
Juliamon: there seems to be an issue with the mixer
TimeToFry: Angel!!
Seventy111: aha thanks
MegaDosX: This is also a weird set, it'd be more difficult to draft than a normal set I suspect
TehAmelie: every moment you spend the cards increase in value, probably
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Chesul: @Gaz_L I mean, 3 mana draw 7 is insane. Sol ring may be more generally applicable, but the ceiling on it is way lower.
MegaDosX:
DeM0nFiRe:
definenull: It's us!
bytecaster: It's me, in pog form!
frank_the_great:
Seth_Erickson:
The Symbol of her Church 
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, it popped during the laughing
A_Dub888: I dunno, that sounds too mature for us
Walla_tv:
raulghoulia: I'm not certain, but I think he's making fun of us
optimalbook:
flatluigi: aw you took wheeler's invitational card
Grinnin_Gin:
TimeToFry: Is that a foil foil???
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BrowneePointz: did Cori see the Omae wa Mou, Shindeiru?
SeismicLawns: it's in foil
LoadingReadyRun: audio still popping?
Juliamon: haha it sure is a foil foil
TimeToFry: That rules
superdude097: It certainly is
frank_the_great: AYYYYY
Juliamon: LoadingReadyRun yup
BrowneePointz: Foil^2
frank_the_great: Foil foil used to go for bank
TimeToFry: @LoadingReadyRun I'm not noticing anything
korvys: I assume that's probably only available in foil
TheDevil_Risen: @LoadingReadyRun im not hearing anything too bad
just__fitz: The Matrix worked out real good in my last draft
frank_the_great: Like french delay
Walla_tv: the original foil foils were worth a couple bucks. is that a hit?
TehAmelie: foil deux pas, isn't that the new Joker movie?
shurtal: it's popping but not as often
korvys: Haven't heard any in a bit...
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Juliamon: on the upside, the pops sounds similar to card flicks
Strebenherz: are these kind of packs commercially available, or something LRR homebrewed?
flatluigi: @Strebenherz kind of
Juliamon: Strebenherz Magicfest exclusive
korvys: I think it's stopped? For now?
korvys: (the popping)
Aceviru: The pop seems to be with a couple of people or when multiple start to speak. Less noticeable that the first time. And the shuffling of the cards drowns it a bit.
RockPusher: Given there is still a little time
RockPusher: !pizza
Strebenherz: fair enough
BrowneePointz: that foil might be $30?
korvys: Oh, there it is
korvys: again
eshplode: Oh nice, Mystery Booster 2! I was a bit sad they didn't have them at Commandfest Toronto last weekend
Walla_tv: @LoadingReadyRun the foil is like 80$ as a heads up
flatluigi: you can get one of the original runs of mystery boosters, but unfortunately no plans for them to be on sale yet outside conventions
just__fitz: Its 3 collector boosters and 24 mystery
tedpro23: I bought a Festival in a Box, and I'm excited to draft it some time. Awesome to see what's in there!
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fhorrigan: Oh man, I'm dying for one of those Futuresight bordered Karn, Legacy Reforged from MB2
tedpro23: Honestly I'm scared to open it for fear that all the value will leak out.
definenull: I think wotc says its convention exclusive
MegaDosX: Well you're already up $700-$800 USD
midnightcurryjazz: @tedpro23 thats a bad way to live. Use your game pieces
TehAmelie: people will pay more for the mystery, according to a movie i saw
tedpro23: I bought it on Secret Lair when it was still available.
BrowneePointz: I tried to check it on ck, but who knew it was hard to check the price of a card that is named foil lol
CeruledgeBlade: Serge, is this more or less than your tetramon pulls?
Gekyouryuu: If I had a nickel for every expensive foil blue card with a merfolk in the art that was opened tonight, I'd have two nickels.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MegaDosX More than that, someone looked at CK and saw an over $800 price for the confetti foil
RTwo28: love the little passing board
MegaDosX:
@Thefluffiestguineapig That was me
Juliamon: CeruledgeBlade Less, his ghost cards are like 5k each
frank_the_great: There are rebels in this!?
MegaDosX: But that's the price to buy one, they'd buy it from you for less than that I suspect
RockPusher: Drown that man in Gunk!
Land_Manatee: Haven't tuned in live in a minute, but there's hockey on right now...
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MegaDosX Sorry!!! I'm eating dinner during this portion so I'm not tracking chat stuff as well
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control_rig: HAH!
fhorrigan: Oh Jesus
eshplode: Cool
TimeToFry: Wheeler opened a book
superdude097: Beep beep!
definenull: LOL
Walla_tv: oh
SirPlumpy: it's just that easy
MegaDosX:
@Thefluffiestguineapig No worries, enjoy your dinner
TheDevil_Risen: cool questing beast
Seth_Erickson: That's a good Eons Kathleen has there
definenull: Who remembers all the text on that one
MegaDosX: What card is it Ben?
squ3e: What is it?
00gogo00: !wrath of leknif
Alas_Babylon: lolWHUT
00gogo00: this is the old invitational one, right?
optimalbook: oh my god, I love it
Seth_Erickson: oh yeah it's real good
Walla_tv: wrath of finkle
TimeToFry: Oh hey that's Finke's card
midnightcurryjazz: I'll take 4
fhorrigan: Finkel original card
00gogo00: this was finkel's initial submission
definenull: It's a finkle card
niccus: finkel's original proposal
Land_Manatee: Finkle?
BrowneePointz: that the original Finkle
Thefluffiestguineapig: @RockPusher Please no, I'm learning about respiratory illnesses and empyema will live rent free in my brain forever
TehAmelie: Discount Wrath of God
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TimeToFry: @TehAmelie Wrath of God is the discount version of this
korvys: @Land_Manatee Jon Finkle, one of the best early magic pro players
Alas_Babylon: See, it's fair because it also requires a blue pip
spinebustertee: Oh shoot, I pulled the Gunk Slug commander, I will absolutely send it to you Ben
definenull: Do it
control_rig: White bordered Yorion... huh
frank_the_great: What's the coco math for a 60 card deck?
Aceviru: mmm vial
Mindfire13: Now you only need to cut 9 cards
BrowneePointz: Finkel, legendary pro player, I think his nickname is Mr Magic? @land_manatee
Walla_tv:
Alas_Babylon: @frank_the_great 30 outs I think gets you ~80% chance of getting two hits
just__fitz: I pulled the Jund'Em Out card, basically forced me to pack 2 pivot
Mazrae: Wooo didn't miss too much of the drafting part, which pack are they on
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie Discount wrath of God seems like a thing someone who survived the 14th century plague would say about the next one
Gaz_L: what if Supreme Verdict could be countered... but was utterly gross in exchange?
TehAmelie: that's about where my mind went
superdude097: Are the audio pops back?
Strebenherz: TAKE IT JAMES
tedpro23: Thank goodness Wrath of Leknif prevents regeneration. Otherwise it would lose to that all-regeneration deck thats so big in the meta right now.
niccus: what's the worst he could do, punch you in the mouth?
flatluigi: yeah, the audio pops came back. they might be gone again?
baskwalla: James has the right to bear arms
phoenixfeather14: @Mazrae We're on pack 3
flatluigi: nope there they are
frank_the_great: I remember one time Adam threatened to scream and not stop
BrowneePointz: sorry Jonny Magic*
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just__fitz: Mirri's Guile is also like 10-30$ depending on the site
HadesLeprechaun: the funny part is someone is going to -have- to end up with Finkels Wrath of God
goombalax: @tedpro23 you laugh but once Wolverine gets on the scene things will get mean
korvys: tosh.0's hideous laughter
MegaDosX: This is just maximum goofiness and I'm here for it
Thefluffiestguineapig: @frank_the_great And Nelly literally came on screen and said "Do not do this at your LGS during any prerelease events"
Laurence72: If we equip it, then we reserve the right to arm bears!
Nigouki: hahaha
Strebenherz: OH
Gaz_L: have those Marvel leaks been verified?
Thefluffiestguineapig: When James asks for advice you know that pack is GROSS
BrowneePointz: We don’t talk about those here
Gaz_L: gotcha
Juliamon: If you don't know if something's legit, err on the side of caution
Juliamon: We won't fuck around
TimeToFry: BALANCE???/
Strebenherz: WOW
definenull: Uhhh
frank_the_great: THat's some good ASMR
Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp, this is going to be NONSENSE
BrowneePointz: Jim!?
Strebenherz: Kathleen just pausing on that top card XD
BrowneePointz: Oh wait that was the wrong one of the cycle
r10pez10: gavin...
ProfBadger: we're learning that almost nobody at the table is in white. Except maybe cameron.
Thefluffiestguineapig: And I'm so completely excited
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BrowneePointz: I can read
TimeToFry: Honestly I think Agent of Acquisitions might be good to use here
jovens_v:
Another one 
tedpro23: "This is just a fun, chill format with lighthearted play test cards. Anyway, Balance, lose you lands and cards and creatures."
MegaDosX: Yeah you could just Acquisition this pack
barbmitzvah: balance!
barbmitzvah: You have karn
KeytarCat: Does anyone else see Vindicate's art as a tie fighter? Is it a tie fighter?
just__fitz: does balance hit artifacts?
MegaDosX: !card balance
LRRbot: Balance [1W] | Sorcery | Each player chooses a number of lands they control equal to the number of lands controlled by the player who controls the fewest, then sacrifices the rest. Players discard cards and sacrifice creatures the same way.
TimeToFry: There's like 4 good picks here, Agent would get 'em all
definenull: No terf version lfg!
laikagoat: terfless eons!
Grinnin_Gin: Anyone else still hearing audio popping? I think it might be coming from wheeler's mic but I'm not sure.
Juliamon: extremely valid
frank_the_great: RIP cool alters
rabbitgta: No terf on grul turf
Juliamon: Grinnin_Gin It is an ongoing issue
CWaltz86: what pack are we on?
MegaDosX: Pack 3
Juliamon: We already tried to fix it twice
TheDevil_Risen: @Grinnin_Gin Im not hearing anything out of the ordinary
Seth_Erickson: depends on if there's anything else you saw from other packs you wanted I suppose
flatluigi: there's definitely pops happening occasionally
CWaltz86: @MegaDosX ty ty
midnightcurryjazz: @TheDevil_Risen Its very apparent if you have headphones or not laptop speaker
Juliamon: it's something that needs to be worked on *after* the draft
MegaDosX: I think the suggestion for the Agent was an earlier pick
MegaDosX: Not that one you were just onm
r10pez10: i have headphones and can't hear anything but i could hear them before
KeytarCat: I can't tell the difference between tech pops and card flip pops
MegaDosX: on*
Juliamon: because the constant card flicks are disguising it
Thefluffiestguineapig: Some of these are absolutely being targeted for another conspiracy set and I want that to happen
MegaDosX: It's also a good two drop
r10pez10: level up on a land is funny
Seth_Erickson: Statue has been known to kill people
yog_soggoth55: i like watching a draft but find watching the playing most of the time boring (just me!)
TheDevil_Risen: are you talking about the occasional buffer glitch on Kathleen's mic? because If there was an actual Pop/Click it would be bad, i'm listening to this on a rather expensive 5.1 set up
Chesul: Do you still get to look at the packs as they go around?
CWaltz86: wait you can drop out of the draft?
an_archist2: i think kathleen still gets to look at the packs
Juliamon: yog_soggoth55 More common sentiment than you may think
TehAmelie: i think i read somewhere statues kill more people than sharks do
GredGredmansson: @CWaltz86 there's someone i've played with that did that all the time
r10pez10: honestly, pretty good
Diabore: attune with aether got banned
kevsta47: What Conspiracy card did Kathleen have?
Decaped: !card divide by zero
LRRbot: Divide by Zero [2U] | Instant | Return target spell or permanent with mana value 1 or greater to its owner's hand. / Learn.
comandox004: @CWaltz86 It was a card Kathleen picked earlier that let her cash it in to just take the rest of the pack she has in exchange for not getting any picks for the rest of that pack rotation.
gibbousm: I think Attune With Aether might be the weakest card to be banned in Standard?
sgowell: DivideByZero Exception
r10pez10: !card agent of acquisition
LRRbot: Agent of Acquisitions [2] | Artifact Creature — Construct [2/1] | Draft Agent of Acquisitions face up. / Instead of drafting a card from a booster pack, you may draft each card in that booster pack, one at a time. If you do, turn Agent of Acquisitions face down and you can't draft cards for the rest of this draft round.
Juliamon: (I also enjoyed drafting and not actually doing the playing part, back when I played)
BrowneePointz: attune was not weak
midnightcurryjazz:
r10pez10: drafting is where all the hard decisions are made
BrowneePointz: land fixing that cheap doesn’t come often
tedpro23: Divide By Zero was fun in Standard when you could use it to grab a card from your side board.
BrowneePointz: !card attune to Aether
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
CWaltz86: @GredGredmansson thats wild. ive only been part of like three draft and that blows my mind
LoadingReadyRun: ya, sorry about the audio glitchs. I'm not hearing it from the mixer, so it seems to be something in how audio is rendering in OBS
tedpro23: And it can stop uncounterable spells, which is occasionally nice.
CWaltz86: @comandox004 ooh okay okay that makes sense
BrowneePointz: !card Attune with Aether
LRRbot: Attune with Aether [G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. You get {E}{E}.
Datnade012: @comandox004 oh wow, i didnt know that could happen lol. Thats really cool
r10pez10: fwiw the pops are a lot more subtle than they were earlier
TheDevil_Risen: @LoadingReadyRun yeah I can hear buffer/encoding errors occasionally, but not Pop/Clicks
BrowneePointz: attune was basically G: fix your mana and ramp a “mana”
Decaped: I wonder what the best 60 card energy deck looks like now
CeruledgeBlade:
BrowneePointz: Jeskai energy is a deck I believe
RockPusher: !paullove
LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
Sombres9: i faced a temur energy today
Bugberry: @BrowneePointz I do see about 10-11 examples of it in the last decade, costing 1 Green. It was banned to slow down the Energy decks without completely neutering them.
Diabore: @Decaped boros "energy" is currently a top performer in modern atm iirc
TehAmelie: i read that as femur energy. very confusing
midnightcurryjazz: !badadvice
LRRbot: Punch the stone.
r10pez10: never skip leg day
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie I read it as lemur energy and was about to ask about them being a zoo keeper
Sombres9:
TehAmelie: maybe that's why Lemuria sank into the sea
BrowneePointz: I mean magic by itself is an isekai
KeytarCat: (I just misread Jeskai)
tedpro23: There's a bot that just gives bad advice? And all this time I've been leaning on Reddit for that.
CWaltz86: a jeskai set where its nothing but jeskai?
tedpro23: !badadvice
KeytarCat: Sure, but I want a diegetic isekai!
flatluigi: !badadvice
LRRbot: Wow! What a stirring intro!
TehAmelie: how about Diogenes isekai
accountmadeforants:
@KeytarCat Shards of Alara already kinda-sorta counts 
r10pez10: !search for treasure
LRRbot: You find: a Pit Trap!
Datnade012: Is isekai just one world to another? Or just a modern person going to a fantasy world?
r10pez10: aw fuck
CWaltz86: im not smart enough.. gonna have to wiki diegetic
Bugberry: @BrowneePointz like most planeswalker sparks send them to an unfamiliar plane, so each is kind of an isekai story of it's own.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie Is it just transitioning between the different "I present to you a man options?" Starting with a plucked chicken and going from there?
KeytarCat: @CWaltz86 "Within the world" It's a media analysis word that is pretty niche to the field
CWaltz86: to be fair diogenes probably had other things to say besides dunking on plato
LoadingReadyRun:
with no mics currently active, are you still hearing audio pops? (It is difficult because *I can't hear the problem*)
GredGredmansson: @Datnade012 the literal definition of isekai is "another world"
r10pez10: it's like when you hear a song in a movie and that song is actually being played on a stereo inside the movie for example
flyman347: no
flyman347: the popping is gone
Thefluffiestguineapig: No pops
BrowneePointz: I’m not hearing any pops
Juliamon: No pops in music
Datnade012: @gredgredmansson ahh gotcha, thanks
TehAmelie: he had a lot of things to say about earnest and sustainable living
GredGredmansson: Inuyasha is, strictly speaking, an isekai
BrowneePointz: and Alice in Wonderland is like…the Ur-Isekai
LoadingReadyRun: ok, good to know
CeruledgeBlade:
GredGredmansson: alice is an example yeah
CWaltz86: @KeytarCat i feel like ive heard it before but i used to hang out with film and theater types but it wasnt needed in my day to day
tedpro23: If the audio popping noises were being made by a Karn card on the stream, that would be diagrtic.
BrowneePointz: if you go past descriptive, the genre also has the protagonist having to learn how to maneuver the social graces and rules of the alternate world as well
LoadingReadyRun: We were running more mics then usual in the draft (with 8 drafters) so maybe that was doing something?
BrowneePointz: as in society is different enough enough in the new place that their skills do not directly translate and thus have to relearn. But then the anime genre got away from that and kinda got repetitive and that’s a longer discussion
Thefluffiestguineapig: @accountmadeforants I mean, he did but it was mostly ragging on someone even if it didn't happen to be Plato that time
TheDevil_Risen: @LoadingReadyRun yeah quite possibly some wireless interference getting into the audio out of the mixer before it hit OBS
TehAmelie: Diogenes would have trouble adjusting to no barrel living
KeytarCat: I mean an exploration of isekai tropes through the medium of an MTG set. Sorta like how Duskmourn explored horror tropes through the 20th century
RockPusher: LoadingReadyRun to my ear it is the same popping as was happening with Long Game, so I don't know if it is number of mics per se
Juliamon: I am curious if there's one 'bad' mic that's causing interference
GredGredmansson: most modern ones are almost the opposite, where the person going to a new world adapts to it BETTER than in their home world
CWaltz86: @Thefluffiestguineapig thats what im saying... he was basically the first meme lord/troll
Decaped: half of isekai are just modern japanese nostalgia tropes.
GredGredmansson: and then it just becomes basic fantasy
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Will we have to redesignate it from mic 5 to the culprit?
BrowneePointz: yep what Decaped and Gred said
Bugberry: @KeytarCat It'd have to contend with the current state of Omenpaths.
BrowneePointz: there’s a reason there’s massive genre fatigue
Thefluffiestguineapig: @CWaltz86 Oh absolutely he was a troll, I doubt he was the first because those kind of people always seem to exist
GredGredmansson: s1 of futurama is an isekai
TehAmelie: Diogenes searches Washington with a lantern in daylight, looking for an honest man *head explodes*
BrowneePointz: murder- but it’s just truck-kun
GredGredmansson: the rest is just Fry being an idiot
Bugberry: Samurai Jack is an Isekai too.
Dog_of_Myth: @BrowneePointz That's just Christine
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie I would LOVE an animated show with philosophers being taken to interview modern people about the implementation of ideas
BrowneePointz: wasn’t there a Truck Kun reference in a secret lair?
tedpro23: Connecticut Yankee In King Arthur's Court
KeytarCat: Hot take, the best of an isekai is the liminal adjustment experience
Bugberry: @Thefluffiestguineapig kind of sounds like a more serious Time Squad.
GredGredmansson: @BrowneePointz i know there is an anime art of Tragic Slip but I don't think a truck is a part of it
r10pez10: KeytarCat me when the gruen transfer hits when i walk into a mall
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Bugberry Serious? Oh no, but my sense of humor os very dark so I may find things darkly funny others find horrifying
LoadingReadyRun:
We did an upgrade on the Studio C streaming PC a little while ago that included a full wipe a reinstall, so maybe there could also be some driver weirdness. Unfortunately "Intermittent problem that can only be heard on a recording" is a very tricky troubleshooting situation
GredGredmansson: @KeytarCat either that, or when the protag uses stuff from their homeworld to adapt in the new one
Commodore_Perry_GG: Sliders is doing an isekai speedrun
GredGredmansson: keep that dichotomy
Dog_of_Myth: I'm sure you'll figure it out Paul.
Bugberry: @Thefluffiestguineapig not super serious, Time Squad is just extra silly.
GredGredmansson: sometimes parts of an isekai are realizing what parts AREN'T different
northos:
@LoadingReadyRun tricky to troubleshoot, and also fairly likely to be caused by actual ghosts 
r10pez10: have you tried threatening/asking the mixer nicely
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Bugberry Ah fair, I mean on the scale IIRC Time Squad is even past Black Adder on the silliness spectrum
TehAmelie: just realizing the novel i'm writing stars an isekai
KeytarCat: @GredGredmansson "Wait, you have coffee?? Why do you have coffee????"
raulghoulia: have you evert actually shot a trouble? They're real small
Thefluffiestguineapig: @r10pez10 I will start with negotiating with inanimate objects and then move onto threats
Juliamon: Isekai is just a normal human interest to view things from an alien perspective
Thefluffiestguineapig: @raulghoulia I would argue they start small
Bugberry: I like in Konosuba how there have been previous Isekaied otakus that left their mark on the fantasy setting.
BrowneePointz: I hate in konosuba
GredGredmansson: @KeytarCat "Well first we import them from this far off country via airplanes" "YOU HAVE AIRPLANES?!?!"
BrowneePointz: and on konosuba
BrowneePointz: and around konosuba
frank_the_great: This beat makes me yearn for FTL
CWaltz86: it makes me wanna rewatch road quest for some reason
KeytarCat: When I'm there I hate it, when I'm gone I hate it, when I transition through it's actually kinda nice
Thefluffiestguineapig: @frank_the_great And Shapes and Beats, I popped off hard when I realized there were BGC jams in there
BrowneePointz: LOL @keytarcat
r10pez10: ise kaireme truck is this anything
Thefluffiestguineapig: @CWaltz86 BGC did the soundtrack! Hence the themes for the cars that come up in the mix sometimes
frank_the_great: @Thefluffiestguineapig pog
Juliamon: !bgc
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Juliamon: Jimmy gets all the money!
BrowneePointz: the only good isekai is the light novel where truck kun gets isekai’d by a train
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz I would argue that the first Bioshock and Bioshock Infinite are both good isekai's of a sort
BrowneePointz: I’m being facetious
dzee_szed:
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Gekyouryuu: Futurama is functionally an isekai
Thefluffiestguineapig: Do you want only 50 or is it minimum 50?
Juliamon: More is always better
tedpro23: The Travels of Marco Polo, kind of isekai nonfiction.
Julian_Rogue: Hey do you guys remember back in the box?
dzee_szed: @Thefluffiestguineapig At least 50. I'm up to a dozen so far.
Juliamon: There will always be at least one person who fucks around instead of filling it out correctly
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Does that Make Captain Caveman an Isekai?
dzee_szed: I hoped to post the quiz on /r/magicTCG but then the rules said I couldn't post surveys there and they disallowed it
TehAmelie: my experience with MtG is pretty much limited to 4th edition, would that be a problem?
Grinnin_Gin: is captain america an isekai?
dzee_szed: @TehAmelie The quiz is more fun if I don't get correct answers from everyone, so go for it
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Grinnin_Gin After he's frozen and rewoken yes
youngfrey: Frozen Caveman Lawyer is an isekai too then
Thefluffiestguineapig: @dzee_szed Noted and I'm so happy to help
tedpro23: Legally Blonde is an isekai.
TehAmelie: that's the coolest part of Captain America, too
dzee_szed:
@Thefluffiestguineapig
tedpro23: Okay I'm done now.
Suffix: Yes, Ben.
flatluigi:
audio popping's here still
midnightcurryjazz: Poppin is worse D ;
Juliamon: Immediate pops, unfortunately
Suffix: I could leave now?
TaVSt: Is true, I just got here
Thefluffiestguineapig: Dinger, pops are back
AtrusOfMyst: Labour fruit, the sweatiest of the fruits
dweebert91: Kathleen is giving me big MaRo energy
Lawblades: @tedpro23 Wait that is brilliant!
definenull: It's the pizza shirt
RockPusher: !pizza
midnightcurryjazz: lol talking over paul
Thefluffiestguineapig: @dzee_szed [Quick question, how much does spelling matter]
Gekyouryuu: Which pack was temporal patricide?
midnightcurryjazz: just trying to fix it
Lord_Hosk: PIZZAMAS
RTwo28: Pizzamas!
dzee_szed: @Thefluffiestguineapig I'm probably just gonna count these by hand so minor spelling glitches are fine
Suffix: I did A PIZZAMAS order!
r10pez10: silent-era gameplay
TheDevil_Risen: PizzaMAS!
MyrddintheWizard:
circusofkirkus: who are these divas?
lirazel64: Pizza MAS!
frank_the_great: This might be second screen brain, but wtf just happened?
RTwo28: I should order a pizzamas
TheDevil_Risen: do do do do do do do dooo
r10pez10: uh, first word, dancing
TheDevil_Risen: do do do do do doo dooo dooo
prestonhd: now THIS is content
TheDevil_Risen:
345tom: are this years DB shirts up to order yet?
midnightcurryjazz:
Juliamon: !clip
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Bobtheninjagoldfish: MhnhMnah.
ogier300: Fixing audio
TjPshine: there is no sound, has anyone noticed
flatluigi: @frank_the_great diagnosing audio popping
tonks_just_tonks:
Obviously chat won the die roll with LRR dancing for us
furno5165: peak LRR
Critterbot: Cori: this is a thing that is happening right now.
Aceviru: Love this energy.
Juliamon: 345tom They don't go live until a couple days befor the run
definenull: Uhh
r10pez10: second word ... with? on?
Commodore_Perry_GG: hope they're prepared for another ninety minutes of this
frank_the_great: @flatluigi Pop Pop!
Strebenherz: Amazing
circusofkirkus: Charlie Brown!
RTwo28: this is how LRR
eshplode: I'm humming the Holy Grail intermission music to stall for time
baskwalla: Cori you’ll never defeat us
Strebenherz: AUDIO
midnightcurryjazz: I havent blinked in years
Lord_Hosk: Where did ben go?
RTwo28: RETURN!!
flatluigi: no pops yet
345tom: @Juliamon I knew it was before I thought ti was further in advance oh well. I wanted to be one fo the lucky people whog ets to wear their new BD shirt for DB
frank_the_great:
KaleidoscopeMind: this is just cardio prep for all the Caramelldansen in a month-ish
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Man, I'm bad at charades. I had no idea what phrase they were trying to get us to guess
definenull: Sounds like.... We're good?
Lord_Hosk: BEN is back!
AtrusOfMyst: Not too unlike Donald Ducking it
LRRbot: Aether Vial [1] | Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial. / {T}: You may put a creature card with mana value equal to the number of charge counters on Aether Vial from your hand onto the battlefield.
Juliamon: 345tom Fangamer did some run reprints in the off-season, that might be what you saw
Lord_Hosk: Cori's nose itches
TheBard240: Now I need a version of Cameron and Ian's Christmas that's Ben and Kathleen's Halloween
northos: a Charlge Counter
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Suffix: It was James.
korvys: #BlameJames
midnightcurryjazz: wheeeler
RTwo28: Blame james!
plaidanddrpepper: Cori
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: James
definenull: It was pistachio
PipeSmokingOwl:
KWardJenx: #BlameJames
Commodore_Perry_GG: knowing it's a bigger inconvenience for everyone, I'm still glad when a technical glitch is not on my end
Nigouki: It was Serge, he couldn't even spot the toilet brush next to the toilet!
r10pez10: should i start a prediction
LRRbot: Agent of Acquisitions [2] | Artifact Creature — Construct [2/1] | Draft Agent of Acquisitions face up. / Instead of drafting a card from a booster pack, you may draft each card in that booster pack, one at a time. If you do, turn Agent of Acquisitions face down and you can't draft cards for the rest of this draft round.
Dog_of_Myth:
Yes
northos: love a good curve filler
LRRbot: Fairgrounds Warden [2W] | Creature — Dwarf Soldier [1/3] | When Fairgrounds Warden enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until Fairgrounds Warden leaves the battlefield.
LRRbot: Scuttlemutt [3] | Artifact Creature — Scarecrow [2/2] | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {T}: Target creature becomes the color or colors of your choice until end of turn.
northos: aether vial is a sweet card and I wish it was more playable in cube
LRRbot: Sorin, Solemn Visitor [2WB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Sorin [4] | [+1]: Until your next turn, creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain lifelink. / [−2]: Create a 2/2 black Vampire creature token with flying. / [−6]: You get an emblem with "At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, that player sacrifices a creature."
definenull: Jeez
MegaDosX: I like how it's two clearly limited cards, Aether Vial, and a goddamn planeswalker
midnightcurryjazz: card reading is taking its time it seems
flatluigi: no card reader bc there's 1600+ cards in this set
r10pez10: midnightcurryjazz paul has to do it manually because Mystery Booster 2 has 1618 cards
LRRbot: Archivist of Oghma [1W] | Creature — Halfling Cleric [2/2] | Flash / Whenever an opponent searches their library, you gain 1 life and draw a card.
midnightcurryjazz: oghma these
Strebenherz:
oh that's a card 
definenull: Valueee
Dog_of_Myth: Thanks Paul.
InfiniTokens: Awesome job, Paul!
Strebenherz: oh damn nice job paul
circusofkirkus: I agree Ben
definenull: Of by... Uhh...
InfiniTokens: Now it's 18,000 cards
MegaDosX: Yeah there's way too many cards for the card reader
LRRbot: Karn, the Great Creator [4] | Legendary Planeswalker — Karn [5] | Activated abilities of artifacts your opponents control can't be activated. / [+1]: Until your next turn, up to one target noncreature artifact becomes an artifact creature with power and toughness each equal to its mana value. / [−2]: You may reveal an artifact card you own from outside the game or choose a face-up artifact card you own in exile. Put that card into your hand.
MegaDosX: White border Karn!
yuan42: white border karn, i love it
DrLigmaPhD: Fun fact: Every time Paul checks the number of cards in a set, WOTC adds 10 more
r10pez10: still, pretty good
definenull: Kathleen can technically get her stolen creature back?
flatluigi: baird baird baird baird
Dog_of_Myth: Time for Combat Tax
flatluigi: bairpaul
korvys: Stuart of Our Guys
MegaDosX: @definenull The Fairgrounds guy has to die for her creature to come back
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Dog_of_Myth [Immediately puts to the cadence of the cheese tax in head]
frank_the_great: Stump the Wheeler but he gets paid for it
korvys: Beard, Stuart of Our Guys
Bugberry: @MegaDosX Karn can take artifacts out of exile.
definenull: I meant from Karn's -2
Tweygoh: within every Baird is half a ghostly prison
A_Dub888: @DrLigmaPhD and Questing beast gains two lines of text for each card added
MegaDosX: Oh right I get you now Null
AtrusOfMyst: Karn is CPR certified
rogerivany: I have altered the deal, pray I don't not alter it further.
finestotter: Just give chat control of the card reader, we will be responsible
MegaDosX: Indicate!
LRRbot: Vindicate [1WB] | Sorcery | Destroy target permanent.
r10pez10: !chat
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
midnightcurryjazz: tie fighter
Tweygoh: I’ve never heard that interaction
niccus: that...
korvys: To your hand
Joecool190: hand
MegaDosX: To hand
LRRbot: Nearheath Pilgrim [1W] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/1] | Soulbond / As long as Nearheath Pilgrim is paired with another creature, both creatures have lifelink.
Joecool190: Karn puts the card into your hand
LRRbot: Agent of Acquisitions [2] | Artifact Creature — Construct [2/1] | Draft Agent of Acquisitions face up. / Instead of drafting a card from a booster pack, you may draft each card in that booster pack, one at a time. If you do, turn Agent of Acquisitions face down and you can't draft cards for the rest of this draft round.
Bugberry: Creature for planeswalker
superdude097: Vial was on 3
DrLigmaPhD: @A_Dub888 Questing Beast will grow until morale improves
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Wisdom is possessed only by the learned.
frank_the_great: Shameless
LRRbot: Ajani's Welcome [W] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature you control enters, you gain 1 life.
r10pez10: *700 dollar card not included
TrueNateNemesis: no dignity / no dank
korvys: Hardly Any Diggity
LRRbot: Nearheath Pilgrim [1W] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/1] | Soulbond / As long as Nearheath Pilgrim is paired with another creature, both creatures have lifelink.
MegaDosX: Up to one means you don't have to choose any
anhakha: You can also choose cori's artifacts if they get any
MegaDosX: Ajani's Welcome and Nearheath Pilgrim staring at each other across the battlefield
Thefluffiestguineapig: Are we on the loop of whtie black life gain?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MegaDosX Neither is blinking and people are getting concerned
kevsta47: Aether Vial on 5 is just so weird and ominous
chaostreader: Kathleen should probably indicate that those creatures are bonded in some way.
anhakha: Karn he take it? Yes he karn.
MegaDosX: There's a lot of MTG characters that need therapy
LRRbot: Against All Odds [3W] | Sorcery | Choose one or both — / • Exile target artifact or creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. / • Return target artifact or creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MegaDosX Anyone named for a start
prince_infidel: All planeswalkers need therapy
Juliamon: really, anyone who has had a spark needs therapy
r10pez10: was karn the one who had their head in a box
Juliamon: sparks are Big Trauma
Thefluffiestguineapig: All the relatives of planeswalkers second
chaostreader: Except Kiora who seems to be having the time of their life, last we know of.
LRRbot: Kaya's Ghostform [B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature or planeswalker you control / When enchanted permanent dies or is put into exile, return that card to the battlefield under your control.
MegaDosX: Tyvar seems pretty chill about things too
googoltudoris: well on our plane, everyone who exists needs therapy, so...
InfiniTokens: have we seen any weird tokens yet?
flatluigi: speaking of hearing wheeler
LRRbot: Avacyn's Collar, the Symbol of Her Church [1W] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature can't attack, block, or transform, and its activated abilities can't be activated. / Shackle {3}
CeruledgeBlade:
prestonhd: it's funny that everyone calls Wheeler 'Wheeler' but Ben calls him 'Ben'
Dog_of_Myth:
flatluigi: @prestonhd tbf he's the one that doesn't need to clarifyt
r10pez10: stacked
prince_infidel: @prestonhd In his head Ben is calls himself Batman
anhakha: Gain life for etb
midnightcurryjazz: gain a life!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @prince_infidel Or he's "Remy's person" or whatever pet hes thinking of most
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also Ben how's Gus??? We need kitten update!!
Juliamon: a Gupdate if you will
MegaDosX: Need something for the chapter counters too
theamc2000: good habit for lrr mtg streams
A_Dub888: Makes the card reader feel involved
Thefluffiestguineapig: I know this would be nonsense but a command requesting pet updates would make me very happy but I'm a crazy animal person
AtrusOfMyst: My favorite part in The Bible was when Gin-Gitaxis removed all of Jace's blood
MegaDosX: !card aether vial
LRRbot: Aether Vial [1] | Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial. / {T}: You may put a creature card with mana value equal to the number of charge counters on Aether Vial from your hand onto the battlefield.
midnightcurryjazz: all of kathleens non land permanents have a counter
LRRbot: Reveille Squad [2WW] | Creature — Human Rebel [3/3] | Whenever one or more creatures attack you, if Reveille Squad is untapped, you may untap all creatures you control.
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is off to a wild start just as I hoped
MegaDosX: Ghostform triggers
kevsta47: Reh-Vuh-Lee
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MegaDosX: Also untap lands
Thefluffiestguineapig: Out of handness counter for power is already pretty high
theamc2000: Cori gains a life btw
A_Dub888: warden's backle with the shackle
superdude097: Didn't that creature enter this turn?
Bugberry: and gain 2 life?
anhakha: Gain life for scuttle etb
r10pez10: r1g1 going to decking is ambitious
A_Dub888: You're a cool little card
frank_the_great: Notably a rebel
LRRbot: Grateful Apparition [1W] | Creature — Spirit [1/1] | Flying / Whenever Grateful Apparition deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, proliferate.
frank_the_great: Banger in my garbage Lin Sivvi deck
LRRbot: Merciless Executioner [2B] | Creature — Orc Warrior [3/1] | When Merciless Executioner enters, each player sacrifices a creature.
anhakha: Gain a life for cori
anhakha: Creature etb
superdude097: !card Ajani's Welcome
LRRbot: Ajani's Welcome [W] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature you control enters, you gain 1 life.
chaostreader: Cori’s enchantment is just her creatures. not all.
anhakha: Ooooh
anhakha: My bad.
r10pez10: !chat
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
Grinnin_Gin: Ajani doesn't say hi to -everyone- obesessively.
flatluigi: james and cam should take a nice nap
LRRbot: Fearless Fledgling [1W] | Creature — Griffin [1/1] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on Fearless Fledgling. It gains flying until end of turn.
Grinnin_Gin: "You're laughing. I'm at 19 life, and you're laughing."
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furno5165: should proliferate the aether vial hehe
flatluigi: does kathleen have any artifacts in her pool that karn can grab or is that a different karn
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, have James utilize his curse for your benefit
Grinnin_Gin: proliferating the aether vial would be so evil
theamc2000: reville trigger
Orxolon: Good evening everyone
ChillyCru: the one that gains life when opponents creatures enters is Authority of the Consuls
Orxolon: Are there crazy pulls in mystery 2?
nan_de_mo_nai: @Orxolon foil future sight cards can be >$100
furno5165: man i wish this set was easy to get a hold of
Mr_Horrible: kind of a Dak-less Sorceress
flatluigi: "big"
Mr_Horrible: at the moment
r10pez10: !card dakmoor sorceress
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
northos: !card dakmor sorceress
LRRbot: Dakmor Sorceress [5B] | Creature — Human Wizard [*/4] | Dakmor Sorceress's power is equal to the number of Swamps you control.
LRRbot: Snow-Covered Swamp | Basic Snow Land — Swamp |
Cptasparagus: uhh its not snow covered landfall
Commodore_Perry_GG: flying only until the end of turn though
MegaDosX:
ZeroTepMusic: @Orxolon lots of really usable cards in general as well
ZeroTepMusic: some banned tho but like XD
nan_de_mo_nai: you can thassa's oracle demonic consultation people in this format lol
Bugberry: She could also animate her shackle
superdude097:
flatluigi: animating the shackle makes it fall off
Bugberry: Just throwing out the possibility.
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A_Dub888: Ben, you're incredible
MegaDosX: Good lord that was a wild game one
MegaDosX: Make sure Kathleen gets her Shackle back
GasCityGaming: Ah! there's ghosts!
Commodore_Perry_GG: "I'm declaring lethal attacks.". "Thank you!"
ElektroTal: Hey Ben, people really liked your appearance on Casual this week!
A_Dub888: Would the shackle still be equipped?
DrLigmaPhD: Animate the Shackle sounds like a euphemism
superdude097: Wheeler did not take Balance
flatluigi: audio popping is back
midnightcurryjazz: Popping is back D ;
flatluigi: i think it's definitely happening when people peak the mics
Laurence72: i thought Kathleen took the Blance?
Walla_tv: who brought the pop corn?
Aceviru: It is a good one!!!
gibbousm: it was a great episode
ElektroTal: It was so much fun
finestotter: That's exactly what I want
midnightcurryjazz: Isnt that most podcasts?
Pharmacistjudge: that’s a typical shivam podcast
A_Dub888: !findquote distract
LRRbot: Quote #6842: "I'm now distracted by Ben's excellent noodle." —Kathleen [2020-03-25]
definenull: oooh squirrel drama!
anhakha: Audio pops again..., T_T
Bugberry: @A_Dub888 creatures cannot be attached to other creatures. Reconfigure works because it specifically terns the creature into a noncreature artifact while attached.
flatluigi: yeah those pops got a LOT louder as soon as people got louder
Suffix: IT'S SO GOOD
rabbitgta: Audio Pops sadly returned
Strebenherz: does anyone have a link handy to what kathleen made?
r10pez10: !pizza
A_Dub888: @Suffix You're so good
circusofkirkus: pardon
nan_de_mo_nai: pardun?
Strebenherz: Thank you @r10pez10
MegaDosX: We Commander now
ElektroTal: What the *hell* kathleen
rabbitgta: Green bros are definitely enjoyable content
Pharmacistjudge: how is it if you don’t know what pizzamas is?
Strebenherz: JEBUS KATHLEEN
MegaDosX: I am /confident/ nobody has ever said /that/ before Kathleen
definenull: most powerful creature after a sol ring
Suffix: @Pharmacistjudge ALSO GREAT
r10pez10: damn K
InfiniTokens: Hey @ElektroTal!
Lord_Hosk: Many items of Pizzamas merch are heavily discounted if you order now... so you can fill your cart to support a good cause, while also buy Kathleens story
MegaDosX: "I tap Sol Ring to cast Agent of Acquisitions" has to be a brand new sentence
frank_the_great: I love that Aether Vial is $5. I remember starting to get into magic and it was $30+, and later became a $40+. It always felt like I'd never own one
ElektroTal: I was more what about the sol ring, lol
Walla_tv: poping is back ya
LRRbot: Agent of Acquisitions [2] | Artifact Creature — Construct [2/1] | Draft Agent of Acquisitions face up. / Instead of drafting a card from a booster pack, you may draft each card in that booster pack, one at a time. If you do, turn Agent of Acquisitions face down and you can't draft cards for the rest of this draft round.
dumbo3k: Thank you Paul! We love you!
DeM0nFiRe:
superdude097:
Paul
MegaDosX: Paul's great!
WiJohn: They got some sweet shirts, I will have some of those shirts in the future!
Walla_tv: no pops yet
frank_the_great: Paul is great! I have a brother named PAul who is also great
phoenixfeather14:
rabbitgta: lrrpaul
Tingeltangelibach:
flatluigi: i do think it's happening when people peak the mics, something to do with it messing with the mixer
Thefluffiestguineapig: Paul is best
Thefluffiestguineapig: !paullove
LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
theworldsmith1:
rabbitgta:
CeruledgeBlade:
Suffix: It's GOOD BOXTEXT Kathleen.
definenull: but it's box text! you're supposed to read the whole thing!
r10pez10: sol ring into a 2/1 is very funny
LRRbot: Lazotep Archway | Land | Lazotep Archway enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}. / Eternalize {3}{W}{B}
MegaDosX: I kinda want to see Externalise as a keyword now
LRRbot: Reaper's Talisman [B] | Artifact — Equipment | Whenever equipped creature attacks, it gains deathtouch until end of turn. / Whenever equipped creature attacks alone, defending player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. / Equip {2}
MegaDosX: That Talisman was pretty good in AFR limited from memory
LRRbot: Eater of the Dead [4B] | Creature — Horror [3/4] | {0}: If Eater of the Dead is tapped, exile target creature card from a graveyard and untap Eater of the Dead.
Lord_Hosk:
Kathleens RPG campaign has now been banned from 22 school libraries in Florida because John Green read it aloud. 
LRRbot: Fairgrounds Warden [2W] | Creature — Dwarf Soldier [1/3] | When Fairgrounds Warden enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until Fairgrounds Warden leaves the battlefield.
A_Dub888: Force of will?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lord_Hosk Getting over 20 is big numbers and reflects the good morals of Kathleen's writing
Swageki: yo my boy fairgrounds warden
Swageki: NO my boy fairgrounds warden!!
LRRbot: Oblivion Strike [3B] | Sorcery | Devoid / Exile target creature.
Grinnin_Gin: dead, eaten
s1ck1y: spooky blorbos
definenull: what an honour
MegaDosX: Florida things.
hidingbox: Really?
Wrexadecimal: oooooo
Swageki:
florida moment
LRRbot: Ajani's Welcome [W] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature you control enters, you gain 1 life.
rabbitgta:
Banned book hype you go 
MegaDosX: Oh no so scary Kathleen, how dare you include nontraditional gender identities
LRRbot: Nezumi Prowler [1B] | Artifact Creature — Rat Ninja [3/1] | Ninjutsu {1}{B} / When Nezumi Prowler enters, target creature you control gains deathtouch and lifelink until end of turn.
ThorSokar: "Banned from a Library in Florida" is QUITE the feather in Kathleen's cap in my book
LRRbot: Merciless Executioner [2B] | Creature — Orc Warrior [3/1] | When Merciless Executioner enters, each player sacrifices a creature.
LRRbot: Scuttlemutt [3] | Artifact Creature — Scarecrow [2/2] | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {T}: Target creature becomes the color or colors of your choice until end of turn.
LRRbot: Against All Odds [3W] | Sorcery | Choose one or both — / • Exile target artifact or creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. / • Return target artifact or creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
MegaDosX: Whoops!
Grinnin_Gin: kathleen has so much mana
LRRbot: Reaper's Talisman [B] | Artifact — Equipment | Whenever equipped creature attacks, it gains deathtouch until end of turn. / Whenever equipped creature attacks alone, defending player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. / Equip {2}
345tom: Imm going to say it time spiral frame -----> old border
InfiniTokens: Seems like it would be easy to be banned from a library. though.
s1ck1y: #getkathleenbanned
Gaelan_Maestro: i love the time spiral frame, i want that sol ring
InfiniTokens: What is a place it would be HARD to be banned from?
niccus: i can't believe canadians are corrupting the youth
ThorSokar: Light the moron beacon!
r10pez10: a denny's
Bugberry: @345tom there are technically 2 Time Spiral frames, plus the old border in Time Spiral the set.
Pharmacistjudge: I’m sure we can leave a message for Moms for Liberty
LRRbot: Knight of Lost Causes [WW] | Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Vigilance / As long as you are way behind, Knight of Lost Causes gets +3/+3 and has indestructible.
InfiniTokens: @r10pez10 Or a Wal Mart.
rabbitgta: Kathleen can inflict psychic damage to Florida Karen's, sweet
midnightcurryjazz: They'd never. You are talking about magic and demons. Those are real to the super crazy christians
LRRbot: Eater of the Dead [4B] | Creature — Horror [3/4] | {0}: If Eater of the Dead is tapped, exile target creature card from a graveyard and untap Eater of the Dead.
r10pez10: cute design
LRRbot: Imposing Vantasaur [5W] | Creature — Dinosaur [3/6] | Vigilance / Cycling {1}
LRRbot: Ethersworn Canonist [1W] | Artifact Creature — Human Cleric [2/2] | Each player who has cast a nonartifact spell this turn can't cast additional nonartifact spells.
Grinnin_Gin: aether vial and canonist???? Kathleen is literally playing legacy.
accountmadeforants: Hold up, they reprinted Eater of the Dead? That's rad.
definenull: is "until end of that turn" implied?
Grinnin_Gin: @definenull you can't cast even during end step
r10pez10: hey it blocks
AtrusOfMyst: The cannon is hubris
Natedogg2: @definenull That's covered by "this turn"
Bugberry: It's a canonist in that it's all about promoting the good word of metal.
LRRbot: Nearheath Pilgrim [1W] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/1] | Soulbond / As long as Nearheath Pilgrim is paired with another creature, both creatures have lifelink.
r10pez10: "way behind"
Akaiatana: The Vantasaur has a huge behind, so it triggers the knight
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Bugberry: Ikoria was great
Bugberry: Ikoria is a cool setting.
flatluigi: ikoria's cool and i liked its lore tbh
InfiniTokens: The set was definitely neat.
RobustLaser: i love ikoria mutate rules
frank_the_great: Mutate was fun
couchboyj: Ikoria was a banger draft environment
Bugberry: I liked the monster hunters too.
RobustLaser: i pulled out my mutate deck the other day and had a great time
MegaDosX: Ikoria was really fun, it was definitely hamstrung by coming out right in the middle of the pandemic
brainbosh: Meanwhile I hated mutate lol
flatluigi: i think it was a bit sad because it was only active during the pandemic so it got like almost no paper play
definenull: mutate was fun but there were so many gotchas
TheBorzoi: Loved mutating on to a Scute Swarm so you got dupes of massive creatures on landfall
Nimiphi: mutate is so fun! Did you know? if you mutate onto a token, the token is no longer considered a token?
AtomicAlchemical: Ikoria was awesome. Please go back some day WotC
Bugberry: Magic reinventing itself has kept it going for 30+ years
HadesLeprechaun: I love the idea of mutate, mechanically it was oof to keep straight
A_Dub888: @Bugberry And now the video game theme is stuck in my head
MegaDosX: I would enjoy a return to Ikoria at some point
Akaiatana: Novel mechanics are fun
Mindfire13: Mutate is great. Its a good thing it came out at the start of the Pandemic
couchboyj: Companion was a menace everywhere but limited
flatluigi: rooms are GREAT
brainbosh: The mutate decks being either "I have removal every turn with mutate"
r10pez10: crystal beeg
HadesLeprechaun: I wish they had just printed black-border Host/Augment from the Un-set
flatluigi: rooms feel so good in limited
Walla_tv: watch this drive
frank_the_great: I have a fond memory of drafting Ikoria first in a chaos draft, and getting Snapdax
Lawblades: My favorite set mechanic is from the WH40k set where every card's ETB effect was broken as a full set mechanic
Aceviru: LETS GOO
Dog_of_Myth: Powerful Magic
LRRbot: Agent of Acquisitions [2] | Artifact Creature — Construct [2/1] | Draft Agent of Acquisitions face up. / Instead of drafting a card from a booster pack, you may draft each card in that booster pack, one at a time. If you do, turn Agent of Acquisitions face down and you can't draft cards for the rest of this draft round.
definenull: lets gooo
northos:
we have assembled Savannah Lions
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
MegaDosX: Magic as Richard Garfield intended
QuixoticScrivener: is Kathleen immune to shuffles?
barbmitzvah: that’s so goated
Bugberry: @HadesLeprechaun that had lots of issues though, especially with card names.
LRRbot: Lazotep Archway | Land | Lazotep Archway enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}. / Eternalize {3}{W}{B}
accountmadeforants: I'm going to be so disappointed if Alchemy doesn't have a Room that just keeps adding more Rooms to the side. What's the point of being all-digital if you can't do stretchy cards?
A_Dub888: Kathleen rocking a commander hand over here
MegaDosX: A which
LRRbot: Power Matrix [4] | Artifact | {T}: Target creature gets +1/+1 and gains flying, first strike, and trample until end of turn.
Dog_of_Myth: YES
MegaDosX: OH MY GOD
Aceviru: Off the top rope
accountmadeforants: Now *this* is playing with Power
MegaDosX: Kathleen it's turn two
dzee_szed: Cori needs to form an alliance with the other players now
r10pez10: damn
HadesLeprechaun: @Bugberry yeah, I'm sure there were reasons not to do it, I just felt it was quite clean and obvious how it worked
gualdhar: oh, only flamplestrike, whew now it's managable
Mindfire13: now THIS is Magic as Richard Garfield intended
Thefluffiestguineapig: Gee, only flample?
LRRbot: Fearless Fledgling [1W] | Creature — Griffin [1/1] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on Fearless Fledgling. It gains flying until end of turn.
KeytarCat: Flirstle
MegaDosX: Even then tbh
r10pez10: that's a good "equipment"
MegaDosX: Sol Ring turn one is absurd
Bugberry: @HadesLeprechaun Lots of silverborder mechanics seem intuitive but don't work within the computer-esque programing of Magic rules.
QuixoticScrivener: Spicy Take: Sol Ring should be banned in EDH.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @gualdhar This is the good version of this joke
definenull: noot noot
qasix: @QuixoticScrivener this isnt a spicy take
MegaDosX: @QuixoticScrivener The trouble there is it invalidates all but one of all of the precons ever printed
AtomicAlchemical: Sol Ring: 33% more canlander points than a Mox for a reason
flatluigi: it's maybe the coldest take
Thefluffiestguineapig: @definenull Are we proceeding to my favorite step to say?
KaleidoscopeMind: that's sol we need?
LRRbot: Banishing Stroke [5W] | Instant | Put target artifact, creature, or enchantment on the bottom of its owner's library. / Miracle {W}
ThorSokar: hahaha
r10pez10: this is awesome
LRRbot: Dakmor Sorceress [5B] | Creature — Human Wizard [*/4] | Dakmor Sorceress's power is equal to the number of Swamps you control.
niccus: you can power matrix the bird to commit a crime. i don't think any crime cards are in the set.
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Akaiatana: Eat-More Sorceress
flatluigi: jesus
LRRbot: Knight of Lost Causes [WW] | Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Vigilance / As long as you are way behind, Knight of Lost Causes gets +3/+3 and has indestructible.
r10pez10: turn 3 six drop
ArcOfTheConclave: why is sorceress so bad?
Bugberry: @ArcOfTheConclave it's from Portal Second Age.
Thecrdbrdsamurai: @ArcOfTheConclave Portal Second Age
forshamesir: people forget how long it took for creatures to be good in magic
LRRbot: Silverflame Squire // On Alert | Silverflame Squire [1W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/1] // On Alert [2W] | Instant — Adventure | Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Untap it.
niccus: one day we'll get a creature as good as time walk
Aceviru: Sorceress had to walk for Ragavan to Dash
r10pez10: Magus of the Walking
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Commodore_Perry_GG: that squire looks like he loves berries and cream
prestonhd: @prestonhd it's mutual Benspect
narset6691: so if it recieves damage in combat, does it check if they are far behind before they would die from damage?
LRRbot: Reveille Squad [2WW] | Creature — Human Rebel [3/3] | Whenever one or more creatures attack you, if Reveille Squad is untapped, you may untap all creatures you control.
Bugberry: @r10pez10 I kind of wish they kept Maguses tied to permanents, with instants/sorceries being for Spellshapers.
narset6691: if say life also dropped below the threshold
definenull: with sol ring and aether vial? probably yeah
ThorSokar: 41 is the new 40!
r10pez10: Spellshaper of the Walk is also just a better name huh
prestonhd: these limited lunatics
flatluigi: 17's the general consideration, but with sol ring and aether vial i would've dropped to 16
frank_the_great: 17 lands, but 25 non lands is my degen go-to
Commodore_Perry_GG: oh that's how reveille is spelled. it's the "wake up" bugle call
frank_the_great: Then when I lose I punish a card by removing it
r10pez10: !addquote (Bengineering) [Now] You no-sell your gaslighting so well. | to Cori
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LRRbot: Sorin, Solemn Visitor [2WB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Sorin [4] | [+1]: Until your next turn, creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain lifelink. / [−2]: Create a 2/2 black Vampire creature token with flying. / [−6]: You get an emblem with "At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, that player sacrifices a creature."
Bugberry: @r10pez10 I'm actually surprised there hasn't been any new Maguses in the Modern Horizon sets.
frank_the_great: Cutting cards is hard, okay? /jk I love them all
definenull: what a swing
gualdhar: 18-11=7?
r10pez10: Bugberry we're missing a couple, right? like the cycles aren't finished
northos: @Bugberry there was Magus of the Bridge in MH2
TabbyLavalamp: Is that test card only looking for the life difference?
Bugberry: @northos forgot that one. Surprised it wasn't a cycle like the originals.
northos: yeah, there was a split cycle of ones that sac to cast old busted spells, which they completed in commander sets. and then Bridge is the first one we've had since then, maybe starting a new split cycle?
Akaiatana: !card Knight of Lost Causes
LRRbot: Knight of Lost Causes [WW] | Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Vigilance / As long as you are way behind, Knight of Lost Causes gets +3/+3 and has indestructible.
TabbyLavalamp: What is "Way behind" again?
zefinderus: shouldn't kathleen be at 8?
Akaiatana: @TabbyLavalamp 3 creatures behind, 10 life behind, or 3 cards in hand
LRRbot: Moment of Triumph [W] | Instant | Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. You gain 2 life.
TabbyLavalamp: @Akaiatana Thank you, I didn't know if it was "or" or "and".
LRRbot: Ajani's Welcome [W] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature you control enters, you gain 1 life.
dumbo3k: The only important life point is the last one
definenull: oh dear
Bugberry: @r10pez10 Time Spiral had Magus based on Artifacts in TS, Lands in Planar Chaos, and Enchantments in Future Sight. I'm not sure what other cycles could be completed from those.
LRRbot: King's Assassin [1BB] | Creature — Human Assassin [1/1] | {T}: Destroy target tapped creature. Activate only during your turn, before attackers are declared.
Gekyouryuu: @TabbyLavalamp "or" makes it Way Behind, "and" makes it WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY Behind (not actual rules)
Thefluffiestguineapig: Damnit firestick!!!
Akaiatana: It's Royal Assassin but fixed
frank_the_great: I love seeing cards I've never seen before
northos: @Akaiatana "fixed"
KWardJenx: Great games!
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circusofkirkus: what was the big 6 drop kathleen was going for?
nan_de_mo_nai: good ol benny hweels
frank_the_great: I'm rooting for Ben
Gekyouryuu: is Ben Ben like Dan Dan?
couchboyj: It's a Ben-off ya'll!
WiJohn: No way Ben's going down, he can't beat Ben!
A_Dub888: @frank_the_great IDK Ben's got some real spice goin on
Simonark: I don't know, I'm rooting for that guy with the glasses and arm tattoos to win.
Commodore_Perry_GG: My Benjamins are on Benjamin
frank_the_great: @A_Dub888 Ben's got spice, but have you seen Ben's deck? Ben's gonna cream Ben
Simonark: Don't count Ben out!
Simonark: I just realized that could be confusing. I mean the Ben whose last name ends in -Er
ObsidianLee: is it just me or did other people have to watch 11 ads before the stream?
r10pez10: what is it about vocal choirs that makes things sound epic
jaimeblacken: what did I miss
Tiber727: @r10pez10 Double if they're saying random latin words.
jaimeblacken: how many rounds left
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Tiber727 Triple if they're Hebrew like the LotR movies
Thefluffiestguineapig:
With that survey I realized how little red I play because I was wracking my brain for words when I got past 4
Suffix: Oh no.
KaleidoscopeMind: b2ster
flatluigi: feet already?
A_Dub888: kiss
Aceviru: Wait
drcthulu: why not both?
Swageki: ben fight!! ben fight!! ben fight!!
definenull: wait
Suffix: Hang on. Hear him out.
frank_the_great:
Swageki: oo wait hold on better option
Thefluffiestguineapig: uuuuuuuuhhhhhhh
A_Dub888: Ben won the die roll??
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is like the body pillow thing Serge said once
flatluigi: omg
frank_the_great: Wheeler lost?!
Juliamon: LRR: "Don't ship us" also LRR: "Kiss or fight"
Aceviru: haha
prestonhd: holy
nan_de_mo_nai: YOOO
gibbousm: SKY NOOOOOOODLE!
LRRbot: Yorion, Sky Nomad [3{W/U}{W/U}] | Legendary Creature — Bird Serpent [4/5] | Companion — Your starting deck contains at least twenty cards more than the minimum deck size. / Flying / When Yorion enters, exile any number of other nonland permanents you own and control. Return those cards to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step.
circusofkirkus: ixalan?
definenull: *ikoria
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Or "Don't Ship Us" + Serge not listening
r10pez10: huh, companion
Decaped: Who here also forgot Companion was a thing?
midnightcurryjazz: ixalan
debussy4life: Both start with "I" - same difference
plaidanddrpepper: a birdpent
northos: 50% more in limited lol
drcthulu: It's 50% thicker
frank_the_great: Yorion is my go-to example of a banned card that I'd give the go-ahead to approve
MegaDosX: It's both a lot more and often not much in constructed
InfiniTokens: Are we comparing deck sizes now?
MegaDosX: But let's find out how it goes in limited
Suffix: It's not a problem if the other 20 cards are full of VALUE
Bugberry: Most of the Companions are fine
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also love pets in real life
northos:
"anymore"
dasdardly: zing
definenull: yay topical!
NotCainNorAbel: topical
theamc2000: Gavin pls
BriceShatzer: womp womp lol
Sogheim: I wish I could play Lutri, otter got banned before it saw the light of day
NotCainNorAbel: @definenull jinks
Izandai: #KillColorIdentity
frank_the_great: Like it'd slip by me
LRRbot: Rin and Seri, Inseparabler [{R/G}{G/W}] | Legendary Creature — Dog Cat Scientist [3/2] | All Cats you control are Dogs in addition to their other types. / All Dogs you control are Cats in addition to their other types. / Cats and Dogs you control have haste.
nan_de_mo_nai: this card seems unreasonable
northos: cats and dogs living together!
MegaDosX: @Sogheim Lutri getting banned did make sense, URx decks just getting a free card would've been pretty gross
Thefluffiestguineapig: Kitties!!!! Animal friendship
ItsThugDimmadome: Catdog....Catdoooooooooog
PorpoisesUnknown: Lone in a world was a little cat dog. cat DOG xcat DOG
QuixoticScrivener: or at least a Master Cat Dog
Gekyouryuu: Dogtor Cat
ItsThugDimmadome: Alone in the world is a little gatdog''
Thefluffiestguineapig: You know what you need Ben? Those pictures of Gus and Remy napping together
MegaDosX: That said I feel like Lutri rule 0 is a pretty low bar so you should be fine with that if you wanted to build with her
InfiniTokens: Who remembers CatDog?
LRRbot: Reality Shift [1U] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller manifests the top card of their library.
couchboyj: Will we finally find out who is Benja-min and who is Benja-max?
LRRbot: Noose Constrictor [1G] | Creature — Snake [2/2] | Reach / Discard a card: Noose Constrictor gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
A_Dub888: @InfiniTokens Feline Canine little CatDog?
superdude097: Man, imagine if noose constrictor got counters instead. That'd be busted
theamc2000: 3 bucks,p the manifest is a thought monitor
LRRbot: Temporary Truce [1W] | Sorcery | Each player may draw up to two cards. For each card less than two a player draws this way, that player gains 2 life.
MechaNoelle:
HadesLeprechaun: classic white card draw in Commander before the last three or so years!
LRRbot: Dreampod Druid [1G] | Creature — Human Druid [2/2] | At the beginning of each upkeep, if Dreampod Druid is enchanted, create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is a deck of weaponized Friendship
drcthulu: it's a good one
KeytarCat: @A_Dub888 I mostly remember the ep where they meet another catdog who is actually a normal cat and dog trying to scam the shit out of them
Bugberry: Dreampod Druid with Verdant Embrace is double Verdant Force.
A_Dub888: Ben, YOU'RE perfect
frank_the_great: I just saw Ulmer's hand
frank_the_great: It's a good hand
LRRbot: Sporemound [3GG] | Creature — Fungus [3/3] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben you picked up a kitten from the street despite having allergies, that's a big point in the "perfect category"
Thefluffiestguineapig: [Note, I understand no human is perfect, but rescuing animals is the best]
theamc2000: settle the wreckage, great card
LRRbot: Rescind [1UU] | Instant | Return target permanent to its owner's hand. / Cycling {2}
Gekyouryuu: "R-E-S-C-I-N-D! find out what it means to me!"
BriceShatzer: card reader not reading?
KeytarCat: Ursa's Lasagna
LRRbot: Collected Company [3G] | Instant | Look at the top six cards of your library. Put up to two creature cards with mana value 3 or less from among them onto the battlefield. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
KeytarCat: Too many and too weird cards for the reader to catch them all
r10pez10: paul has to manually choose the cards because Mystery Booster 2 has 1718 cards
BriceShatzer: fair
Bugberry: I got CoCo in Duskmourn draft and got to 2 hits every time.
midnightcurryjazz: I'm in love with the coco
QuixoticScrivener: Is Paul prepared to rotate a card?
A_Dub888: !findquote egg
LRRbot: Quote #5586: "I bought six eggs. Suck it, Horner." —Kathleen [2018-12-13]
frank_the_great: We watching eggs?
TheBorzoi: I have Bushi Tenderfoot which is like that.
niccus: none of us are prepared to rotate a card
LRRbot: Spike Weaver [2GG] | Creature — Spike [0/0] | Spike Weaver enters with three +1/+1 counters on it. / {2}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Spike Weaver: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / {1}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Spike Weaver: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.
definenull: fog.
nan_de_mo_nai: Fog.
KeytarCat: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
WiJohn: It's going to be midnight before James and Cam get to play isn't it?
shea_wolfe: That with Yorian seems real annoying
LRRbot: Baffling End [1W] | Enchantment | When Baffling End enters, exile target creature an opponent controls with mana value 3 or less. / When Baffling End leaves the battlefield, target opponent creates a 3/3 green Dinosaur creature token with trample.
nan_de_mo_nai: JUDGE
theamc2000: mv 3
Natedogg2: That can't target the Weaver. It's mana value is 4.
RobustLaser: i just want a full deck of future sight cards special frame cards is all.
frank_the_great: Time Spiral!
BriceShatzer: lol future sight be future sighting
Bugberry: Proto-Skyclave Apparition mini.
midnightcurryjazz:
nan_de_mo_nai: wheeler sure does build his decks with the understanding everyone else is being paid to be there
Gekyouryuu: Rivals
frank_the_great: It's fine
nemryn: I'm still in a dreeeam, Spike Weaver
circusofkirkus: 6 years
gibbousm: 2018
flatluigi: jan 2018
LRRbot: Traveling Minister [W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | {T}: Target creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. You gain 1 life. Activate only as a sorcery.
HarrisonTheManaDork: 7 years ago was actually 15 years ago
furno5165: that was my first ever prerelease
Thefluffiestguineapig: These card interactions are so far over my head, I'm here for good vibes and to see people have fun
frank_the_great: I'm turning 30 in November, and I'm mostly okay with that
A_Dub888: 2020 lasted 5 years
Thefluffiestguineapig: @HarrisonTheManaDork NOOO, I already feel old with my arthritis and stuff
Gekyouryuu: Traveling Minister would be fun in a Bloomburrow Mouse deck
LRRbot: New Master of Arms [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | First strike / Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by blocking creatures that are tapped. / {1}{W}: Tap target creature blocking New Master of Arms.
Bugberry: !card master of arms
LRRbot: Master of Arms [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | First strike / {1}{W}: Tap target creature blocking Master of Arms.
LRRbot: Master of Arms [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | First strike / {1}{W}: Tap target creature blocking Master of Arms.
theamc2000: hey, Gerard
Thefluffiestguineapig: @frank_the_great Me too! People always assume I know nothing and am just being obnoxious, little do they know my autistic special interests make me eternally obnoxious!!
Bugberry: It's kind of like that Viashino that brings back Mana Burn.
LRRbot: Abzan Beastmaster [2G] | Creature — Dog Shaman [2/1] | At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card if you control the creature with the greatest toughness or tied for the greatest toughness.
KeytarCat: @Thefluffiestguineapig What a coincidence, my special interest is being obnoxious! /j
Bugberry: Can't wait to get some Dogs with return to Tarkir next year.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat Oh to humans absolutely, with a special interest in animal behavior being annoying to humans is just a glorious side effect
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niccus: is this deck's goal to draw out the library despite the yorion stipulation
LRRbot: Harvester Druid [1G] | Creature — Human Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add one mana of any color that a land you control could produce.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I would like a Naruto crossover for literally two reasons: One they have a reservoir of nonsense ninja animals including Ostrich, giant anteater and kangaroo plus a summon who is a cackling weasel that wields a scythe and demolishes everything
nan_de_mo_nai: why's it always gotta be snakes
Natedogg2: Snake? Snaaaake!
Thefluffiestguineapig: How's Sable Benben?
LRRbot: Under-Construction Skyscraper | Land | Level up {1} / {T}: Add {C}. / LEVEL 1-7 / {T}: Add {W}, {B}, {G}, or {C}. / LEVEL 8+ / {T}: Add {W}, {B}, {G}, or {C}. Scry 1.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is she cat tv for Gus or has Gus not noticed the snakes yet?
LRRbot: Noose Constrictor [1G] | Creature — Snake [2/2] | Reach / Discard a card: Noose Constrictor gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Yorion, Sky Nomad [3{W/U}{W/U}] | Legendary Creature — Bird Serpent [4/5] | Companion — Your starting deck contains at least twenty cards more than the minimum deck size. / Flying / When Yorion enters, exile any number of other nonland permanents you own and control. Return those cards to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step.
drcthulu: I was saying booourns
LRRbot: Collected Company [3G] | Instant | Look at the top six cards of your library. Put up to two creature cards with mana value 3 or less from among them onto the battlefield. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
northos: waow
A_Dub888: cocococo
LRRbot: Starting Town NPC [2G] | Creature — Human Peasant [3/3] | Each creature card in your hand has a {1}{G} Adventure sorcery named Fetch Herbs with "You gain 2 life." / Each creature card you cast from exile enters the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.
Gekyouryuu: tangentially related, because Magic, my Miku cards finally shipped out and should be here by next week!
LRRbot: Jeskai Baller [2W] | Creature — Human Athlete [2/3] | When you cast this spell, create a 1/1 white Athlete creature token. / Rebound
Bugberry: Should be a soccer player with Kicker
Dog_of_Myth: Rebound, Nice
Commodore_Perry_GG: he's on fire
LRRbot: Baffling End [1W] | Enchantment | When Baffling End enters, exile target creature an opponent controls with mana value 3 or less. / When Baffling End leaves the battlefield, target opponent creates a 3/3 green Dinosaur creature token with trample.
Gekyouryuu: you know what we need? a R/W/U goblin that does shenanigans with artifacts. Jeskai Welder.
Dog_of_Myth: boomshakalaka
kumatsu: the art on Baffling End gives me big James Gurney vibes
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LRRbot: Heraldic Banner [3] | Artifact | As Heraldic Banner enters, choose a color. / Creatures you control of the chosen color get +1/+0. / {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.
LRRbot: Traveling Minister [W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | {T}: Target creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. You gain 1 life. Activate only as a sorcery.
TrueNateNemesis: Mystie Boosties hold unlimited potential! *Wheeler builds turbofog* ...no, not like that!
Diabore: fwiw the beastmaster doesnt need to be under baffling end, it cant come back from the exile
LRRbot: Mistmeadow Skulk [1W] | Creature — Kithkin Rogue [1/1] | Lifelink, protection from mana value 3 or greater
Bugberry: Originally from Future Sight and reprinted a year later.
Dog_of_Myth: YES
midnightcurryjazz: kithy
kumatsu: I'm so ready to go back to Lorwyen
kumatsu: Lorwyn*
dasdardly: when I said I'd just watch one game and then go to bed, I didn't expect this
Simonark: Omar Rayyan art is just Lorwyn to me, glad he's still doing magic art.
northos:
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Bugberry: Technically this is Shadowmoor art, but we'll see how much of Shadowmoor is still part of Lorwyn.
Gekyouryuu: why desleeve the card and not just spin it?
corianderd: beyblade
Dog_of_Myth: Nice Paul
Thefluffiestguineapig: Paul with fancy UI!!
Aceviru:
Aceviru: Haha
dzee_szed: clip
Commodore_Perry_GG:
midnightcurryjazz: ratheew
eshplode:
Swageki: lets go paul!
ekplayscards: Thank you paul for making my evening lol
PorpoisesUnknown: Never change Paul
dzee_szed: how do you clip that
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LRRbot: Mistmeadow Skulk [1W] | Creature — Kithkin Rogue [1/1] | Lifelink, protection from mana value 3 or greater
QuixoticScrivener: Good job Paul!
kumatsu: what even is a turn
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kumatsu Well many cards in this set ask that question and then disagree on the answer
nan_de_mo_nai: is wheeler playing 60 cards so he can deck his opponents
Thefluffiestguineapig: So this doesn't seem to agree with normal magic turn guidelines
kaboomjr26:
LRRbot: Under-Construction Skyscraper | Land | Level up {1} / {T}: Add {C}. / LEVEL 1-7 / {T}: Add {W}, {B}, {G}, or {C}. / LEVEL 8+ / {T}: Add {W}, {B}, {G}, or {C}. Scry 1.
Jaolen: LOL
LRRbot: Rushing River [2U] | Instant | Kicker—Sacrifice a land. / Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. If this spell was kicked, return another target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.
midnightcurryjazz: loololol
flatluigi: james is gonna quit
WiJohn: This is the game that never ends, it just goes on and on my friends
LRRbot: Spike Weaver [2GG] | Creature — Spike [0/0] | Spike Weaver enters with three +1/+1 counters on it. / {2}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Spike Weaver: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / {1}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Spike Weaver: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.
LRRbot: Bellowing Tanglewurm [3GG] | Creature — Wurm [4/4] | Intimidate / Other green creatures you control have intimidate.
nan_de_mo_nai: how long have we been here
nan_de_mo_nai: when did this game start
Simonark: I'm going to be honest. I.. I think this may go more than a half hour over the usual time slot.
lojer: would that have fizzled if he sac'd his noose constrictor?
Commodore_Perry_GG: play the last two matchups simultaneously, all decks shuffled into one
inetro: Oh man this is still going. What a standstill
Jaolen: this is when we find out wheeler drafted shahrazad
definenull: its just eepy yawning
Natedogg2: @lojer No, since at least one target is still legal.
UtilityPunk: 1 life lyfe
lojer: ty all
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Jaolen I would laugh till I cried
LRRbot: Noose Constrictor [1G] | Creature — Snake [2/2] | Reach / Discard a card: Noose Constrictor gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
inetro: Need to gather more herbs
Thefluffiestguineapig: @inetro It's dangerous to go alone, take this
kumatsu:
sounds like CPV to me 
LRRbot: Under-Construction Skyscraper | Land | Level up {1} / {T}: Add {C}. / LEVEL 1-7 / {T}: Add {W}, {B}, {G}, or {C}. / LEVEL 8+ / {T}: Add {W}, {B}, {G}, or {C}. Scry 1.
dasdardly: need more herbs for sure
flatluigi: now it's a scryscaper
Swageki: lmaoo
nan_de_mo_nai: i don't like this
RangerAlpha7: Wheeler is just playing normal magic over here and Ulmer has half playtest cards in play
Swageki: lets go limited turbo fog
nan_de_mo_nai: turbo fogging people in limited
nan_de_mo_nai: why does wheeler get to have so much fun
ArcOfTheConclave: that's a mana ability that scrys, how does that play with millicin and panglacial worm?
LRRbot: Exile [2W] | Instant | Exile target nonwhite attacking creature. You gain life equal to its toughness.
flatluigi: @ArcOfTheConclave well, scrying isn't searching your library, but otherwise the answer is 'it's a playtest card'
LRRbot: Startle [1U] | Instant | Target creature gets −2/−0 until end of turn. Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token with decayed. / Draw a card.
goombalax: moose steak is delicious
ekplayscards: i love mystie boostie
kumatsu: "fun" "here"
nan_de_mo_nai: "we"
Commodore_Perry_GG: crack a snake
superdude097: What's the MV of the flip creature?
Simonark: Therebear!
LRRbot: Werebear [1G] | Creature — Human Bear Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}. / Threshold — Werebear gets +3/+3 as long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard.
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kumatsu: with exactly threshhold
InfiniTokens: Where bear?!
midnightcurryjazz: woooo
Thefluffiestguineapig: @InfiniTokens There's bear!
inetro: Turbo fog, companion, threshold. Wheeler is playing every limited format at once
Bugberry: 2 bears for the price of 1.
frank_the_great: Never a 2/2
midnightcurryjazz: I cant wait for FNPF to go to like past midnight on the east coast
Nimiphi: Werebear is passed the threshold; thats why we don't know where he is
Simonark: He had to look at it for a minute, not saying anything. The werebear stare.
superdude097: If the Kithkin has Protection from MV 3+, the snake can't target it with the pump
ZeroTepMusic: Gayge oh no
InfiniTokens: @Thefluffiestguineapig Byt why bear?
frank_the_great: Fat Dog for midterms
UtilityPunk: The flavour text, the name, the picture... there isn't a better card than Werebear
nan_de_mo_nai: @superdude097 JUDGE!
LRRbot: Bond of Discipline [4W] | Sorcery | Tap all creatures your opponents control. Creatures you control gain lifelink until end of turn.
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nan_de_mo_nai: regrowth?
kumatsu: in b4 regrwoth
ekplayscards: not gonna lie, wheeler had me in the first half
inetro: A chance!
Jaolen: eternal witness?
GasCityGaming: E witness
lamina5432: that was unbear-able
LRRbot: Sunscape Familiar [1W] | Creature — Wall [0/3] | Defender / Green spells and blue spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
barbmitzvah: Here we are folks, it’s game 1
RangerAlpha7: game ended, wheeler was right
UtilityPunk:
Growing ivy on the wall 
definenull: wait this is just game 1?
Aceviru: So much magic.
superdude097: @definenull Yep
Jaolen: to quote friday nights - you have demoralized the format
UtilityPunk:
Ben just has to aggro 
Commodore_Perry_GG: @superdude097 right? the flip card's mana cost doesn't change when flipped, so that should mean it's still a 4MV?
LRRbot: Gaddock Teeg [GW] | Legendary Creature — Kithkin Advisor [2/2] | Noncreature spells with mana value 4 or greater can't be cast. / Noncreature spells with {X} in their mana costs can't be cast.
niccus: slips in a questing beast
ekplayscards: textless questing beast one time
TrueNateNemesis: white bordered aven mindcensor anyone?
superdude097: @Commodore_Perry_GG The snake costs {2}{G} so MV = 3 and I'm pretty sure the kithkin has pro 3 or greater
LRRbot: Questing Cosplayer [1G] | Creature — Human Bard [1/1] | When Questing Cosplayer enters the battlefield, create a Questing Role token and attach it to target creature.
lamina5432: there was a hushbringer and the one non artifact spell hate bear too.
Aceviru: Hell yeah
Simonark: If you're inside a Questing Beast, and still upright enough to slip in it, what's happening to the Questing Beast?
GredGredmansson: could have sworn questing beast was in the future frame
Commodore_Perry_GG: that's why, yeah. thought it was 3G
Aceviru: lmao
inetro: We got the tapes!
definenull:
InfiniTokens: There's a Questing Beast inside all of us.
ekplayscards: BOOM RECEIPTS
Syntheticuh:
QuixoticScrivener: Scryfall doesn't have an official list, I think.
ekplayscards: the questing beast was the friends we made along the way
Cptasparagus: with spike weaver its nuts
GredGredmansson: yeah scryfall only lists the cards on the future frame, the white frame, and the playtests, i believe @LoadingReadyRun
eshplode: Now that you mention it, I have wanted to build Questing Beast turbo fog in commander...
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goombalax: that art is adorable
definenull: crim!
superdude097: Welcome raiders!
TomRMarks: Showing Questing Beast and then saying "that's NOT the card that was going to kill you" is such a flex
Mindfire13: I recall Graham opening a Questing Beast during a Crack-A-Pack
Seth_Erickson: He's also been streaming at much earlier times
TheAsianAvenger: Its 3am, whatre yo uall talking about?
TheAsianAvenger:
fionathetrex: THIS IS A RAID. EVERYONE PUT YOUR VALUABLES IN THE BAG
Seth_Erickson: at least for me
DMGlol: he's become too normie core
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345tom: Theres two more rounds after this as well
TheAsianAvenger: @Dog_of_Myth Thanks for the gift sub!
TheAsianAvenger:
I still despise green
Geldaran: @fionathetrex ::drops in a quarter::
UtilityPunk:
Playing vs Wheeler 
Dane_VII:
kumatsu: omw to go bully Crim
ekplayscards:
TheAsianAvenger: Hopefully youre all enjoying your friday! Im gonna go walk my army of corgis.
LRRbot: Noose Constrictor [1G] | Creature — Snake [2/2] | Reach / Discard a card: Noose Constrictor gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
345tom: I bet the Bens wish theyd taken the kiss option at the beginning now
auspeontv: no sleeves. A monster or a baller...
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheAsianAvenger Hope they don't take you out at the ankles trying to chase everything
LRRbot: Wood Elves [2G] | Creature — Elf Scout [1/1] | When Wood Elves enters, search your library for a Forest card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Simonark: How about a Caltrop?
frank_the_great: You're supposed to always look, but never express that you care
LRRbot: Jeskai Baller [2W] | Creature — Human Athlete [2/3] | When you cast this spell, create a 1/1 white Athlete creature token. / Rebound
00gogo00: !card noose constrictor
LRRbot: Noose Constrictor [1G] | Creature — Snake [2/2] | Reach / Discard a card: Noose Constrictor gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
GredGredmansson: a creature with REBOUND
InfiniTokens:
Aw, no drawn athlete?
Bugberry: I could see Athlete being in Battlebond or Theros return sets.
mrchickenprobably: is this a mystery box draft?
00gogo00: yes
Dog_of_Myth: @InfiniTokens If only there was something that they could draw on....
ArcOfTheConclave: I don't think rebound is a may
Simonark: Be careful, rebound relationships never work out.
LRRbot: Irenicus's Vile Duplication [3U] | Sorcery | Create a token that's a copy of target creature you control, except the token has flying and it isn't legendary.
InfiniTokens: @Dog_of_Myth Someone should make something like that.
ekplayscards: this card rocks
frank_the_great: Staple in brawl
inetro: Great card. Good friend to Volo
345tom: One of those four colour copy effects we dont have
DMGlol: lmao
345tom: mana *
Dog_of_Myth:
fionathetrex: Wow is crim streaming now
RangerAlpha7: oh god another card that allows wheeler to turbofog
r10pez10: damn was crim in the room
InfiniTokens: 'stole' is subjective
LoadingReadyRun:
scryfall has a list of "The List" cards from Mystery Booster 2 but I guess that still missed stuff
fionathetrex: I used Irenicus's Vile Duplication to copy Adrix and Nev once. It was glorious
pthasnohead: he probably still owes for the sf6 lessons
LRRbot: Ramosian Rally [3W] | Instant | If you control a Plains, you may tap an untapped creature you control rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
fionathetrex: Cause then I kicked rite of replication on the nonlegendary Adrix and Nev
flatluigi: @LoadingReadyRun i think wotc posted a full list of mystery booster 2 cards on their website but that's probably not very parseable
LRRbot: Joraga Treespeaker [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | Level up {1}{G} / LEVEL 1-4 / 1/2 / {T}: Add {G}{G}. / LEVEL 5+ / 1/4 / Elves you control have "{T}: Add {G}{G}."
GreatSacrificer: Derogatory Speaker?
LRRbot: Eldrazi Skyspawner [2U] | Creature — Eldrazi Drone [2/1] | Devoid / Flying / When Eldrazi Skyspawner enters, create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature token. It has "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}."
northos: @flatluigi I'm pretty sure the wotc list also doesn't include card images, so it doesn't help a ton without still having to do all the pre work to gather the images
trebuchetboy: Eldrazi Psy-op?
UtilityPunk: @LRRbot Oh nice, Dr. Seuss crossover
kumatsu: work harder, Serge
00gogo00: modern allstart eldrazi skyspawner
00gogo00: allstar
GasCityGaming: Eldrexian?
kumatsu: WHATSERFACE
LRRbot: Baffling End [1W] | Enchantment | When Baffling End enters, exile target creature an opponent controls with mana value 3 or less. / When Baffling End leaves the battlefield, target opponent creates a 3/3 green Dinosaur creature token with trample.
QuixoticScrivener: the ugly one!
KeytarCat: Sleepy time for me, good night and have fun!
GredGredmansson: sooooo good
TomRMarks: wow teen girl squad in the smash bros announcer voice feels directly targeted at my childhood
LRRbot: Collected Company [3G] | Instant | Look at the top six cards of your library. Put up to two creature cards with mana value 3 or less from among them onto the battlefield. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
Thefluffiestguineapig: wild prediction: someone will give them an athlete token at Magicon LV
LRRbot: Sunscape Familiar [1W] | Creature — Wall [0/3] | Defender / Green spells and blue spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
RangerAlpha7: An entire wall! value
QuixoticScrivener: That's a familiar wall.
Dog_of_Myth: Walls and Snake
GredGredmansson: !card orochi eggwalker
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
midnightcurryjazz: w a l l
Dog_of_Myth: Love to see it
kumatsu: XxTopdeckingxX
MegaDosX: I bet he's thinking about Gus
LRRbot: Beast Attack [2GGG] | Instant | Create a 4/4 green Beast creature token. / Flashback {2}{G}{G}{G}
nan_de_mo_nai: beasts attacking
Swageki: Beast Attack!
DMGlol: 5 mana 4/4 with flash? That seems premium in this format
furno5165: not only that but two beast
LRRbot: Jewel Thief [2G] | Creature — Cat Rogue [3/3] | Vigilance, trample / When Jewel Thief enters, create a Treasure token.
furno5165: in the future
LRRbot: New Master of Arms [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | First strike / Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by blocking creatures that are tapped. / {1}{W}: Tap target creature blocking New Master of Arms.
GredGredmansson: basically master of arms but it works again
kumatsu: I wanna say Beast Attack was in one of the first boosters I ever opened
Bugberry: !card Shadowbeast Sighting
LRRbot: Shadowbeast Sighting [3G] | Sorcery | Create a 4/4 green Beast creature token. / Flashback {6}{G}
Swageki: im already a green player, if Beast Attack was in my first booster id never try another color lol
RangerAlpha7: it could be literally anything
InfiniTokens: It could even be a boat.
LRRbot: Harvester Druid [1G] | Creature — Human Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add one mana of any color that a land you control could produce.
ThorSokar: willbender has been called
inetro: I s2g if Wheeler is playing Turbo Fog, Companion, Threshold, *and Willbender*
LRRbot: Karstoderm [2GG] | Creature — Beast [0/0] | Karstoderm enters with five +1/+1 counters on it. / Whenever an artifact enters, remove a +1/+1 counter from Karstoderm.
midnightcurryjazz: woooo
Bugberry: Blastoderm has seen better days.
baskwalla: Karstoderm, it's your only chance buddy
LRRbot: Flavor Disaster [4G] | Enchantment Creature — Elemental Pirate [4/3] | Reach / When Flavor Disaster enters the battlefield or when it's turned face up, target creature gets +X/+X until end turn, where X is Flavor Disaster's power. / Negamorph {1}{G}
RangerAlpha7: The wrong ben took 4
LRRbot: Yorion, Sky Nomad [3{W/U}{W/U}] | Legendary Creature — Bird Serpent [4/5] | Companion — Your starting deck contains at least twenty cards more than the minimum deck size. / Flying / When Yorion enters, exile any number of other nonland permanents you own and control. Return those cards to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step.
SimWOT: nega
TomRMarks: it's a -1/-1 counter, not +1/+1, right?
flatluigi: why not blink the disaster?
A_Dub888: Whose Rion?
niccus: wait that's a negamorph
Seth_Erickson: the wolf should have traded right?
00gogo00: Flavor Disaster is messed up
kaiseresc: @flatluigi gets 1 less counter
Bugberry: Negamorph sounds interesting
00gogo00: it can target itself and trade with a 2/2
00gogo00: that's not allowed
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
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SimWOT: negamorph is -1 -1
Seth_Erickson: are the wolves 3/3's or 2/2's?
RangerAlpha7: 4.4s
kaiseresc: 4/4 beasts
Swageki: 4/4 beasts from beast attack
superdude097: 4/4 beasts
Seth_Erickson: ah I see I was misreading thme
Seth_Erickson: that's on me
Simonark: It has mustache AND reach? Gavin!
Dane_VII: Rip it Ben!
inetro: Lets get a Game 3 of these decks
Simonark: Serpentine, Ben!
Decaped: Pirate truly is the most broken creature type.
azureHaights: 10 sneks? Ophidian's Blessing?
Dane_VII: Can get Wheeler to 1?
nan_de_mo_nai: isn't this exact lethal
flatluigi: ben's also got a treasure
Commodore_Perry_GG: Fog?
MegaDosX: This is exact lethal if Wheeler can't stop it
Dane_VII: Oh
Dane_VII: nvm then
MegaDosX: Turns out he can stop it!
DoomBringerIL: wait what happened?
Dane_VII: buffer dood got blasted
MegaDosX: Ben pumped his stuff for lethal, Wheeler bounced the pumped thing
shea_wolfe: Also the double wood elves
Swageki: this set seems super fun
TrueNateNemesis: hold up... 8 power and toughness spread across two bodies is good in limited? since when?
shea_wolfe: That episode is out, yes
midnightcurryjazz: Yeah, that one is out
shea_wolfe: Elesh Norn did not get there
definenull: uhhh
shendaras: I'll have to update my comment of all the mind twists once I watch the episode.
Swageki: north 100 taught me you can get lost an urzas saga before it taps for mana, that was the toughest ive seen serge get rekt
mrchickenprobably: wheeler with the 2000's pro tour shuffling
Natedogg2: If only there was some Friday Night Paper Fight where you could play standard.
missmollyjames: where does the term "flunge" originate anyway?
goombalax: Fencing
trebuchetboy: Rip round 4 fr
LRRbot: New Master of Arms [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | First strike / Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by blocking creatures that are tapped. / {1}{W}: Tap target creature blocking New Master of Arms.
Bugberry: Scapeshift was first in Lorwyn. I don't remember it being reprinted in Standard until the recent Core sets.
DMGlol: what happened to the old master of arms
LRRbot: Elvish Harbinger [2G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/2] | When Elvish Harbinger enters, you may search your library for an Elf card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
LRRbot: Wood Elves [2G] | Creature — Elf Scout [1/1] | When Wood Elves enters, search your library for a Forest card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Bugberry: @DMGlol the rules changed
flatluigi: !card master of arms
LRRbot: Master of Arms [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | First strike / {1}{W}: Tap target creature blocking Master of Arms.
trebuchetboy: @DMGlol Damage worked different in the olden days. This is the improved version that actually functions in modern magic
Simonark: @DMGlol A series of lawsuits over copyrights ruined him financially.
nan_de_mo_nai: what's the likelihood of you all doing mystery booster again?
LRRbot: Keen Sense [G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to an opponent, you may draw a card.
r10pez10: well james said they have another box
r10pez10: so, likely
Bugberry: Color-Shifted Curiosity
LRRbot: Noose Constrictor [1G] | Creature — Snake [2/2] | Reach / Discard a card: Noose Constrictor gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
superdude097: Any damage to opponent, not just combat damage
Bugberry: Planar Chaos, a what-if with Mirri and Krovax
MegaDosX: !card sixth sense
LRRbot: Sixth Sense [G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card."
Decaped: Snekth Sense
MegaDosX: Notably, Sixth Sense gives the creature the ability, Keen Sense has the ability on the aura
MegaDosX: You rang Ben?
LRRbot: Rushing River [2U] | Instant | Kicker—Sacrifice a land. / Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. If this spell was kicked, return another target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.
LRRbot: Collected Company [3G] | Instant | Look at the top six cards of your library. Put up to two creature cards with mana value 3 or less from among them onto the battlefield. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
LRRbot: Jewel Thief [2G] | Creature — Cat Rogue [3/3] | Vigilance, trample / When Jewel Thief enters, create a Treasure token.
BrowneePointz: now this, is Draft-Pod Racing
Mr_Horrible: "Yup, it's still an egg"
GasCityGaming: great band
LRRbot: Arrogant Wurm [3GG] | Creature — Wurm [4/4] | Trample / Madness {2}{G}
Mr_Horrible: "oop, that one's a 1/1 snake now"
LRRbot: Utopia Vow [1G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature can't attack or block. / Enchanted creature has "{T}: Add one mana of any color."
r10pez10: is that a utopia tree reference
Mr_Horrible: yes
Tiber727: How did they determine the worm was arrogant? You know, as opposed to just being big and dumb.
Mr_Horrible: because it's from Reference: The Block
Mr_Horrible: I say this as an ardent Time Spiral Enjoyer
BrowneePointz: utopia tree? or utopia sprawl?
LRRbot: Collected Company [3G] | Instant | Look at the top six cards of your library. Put up to two creature cards with mana value 3 or less from among them onto the battlefield. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
Mr_Horrible: tree
LRRbot: Starting Town NPC [2G] | Creature — Human Peasant [3/3] | Each creature card in your hand has a {1}{G} Adventure sorcery named Fetch Herbs with "You gain 2 life." / Each creature card you cast from exile enters the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.
Mr_Horrible: sprawl a) isn't 1 of any color, just 1 off the chose color and b) isn't from dominaria
LRRbot: Mystic Subdual [1U] | Enchantment — Aura | Flash / Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets −2/−0 and loses all abilities.
azureHaights: The Last Kamigawan Pirate is my favorite Arrogant Wurms song
LRRbot: Yorion, Sky Nomad [3{W/U}{W/U}] | Legendary Creature — Bird Serpent [4/5] | Companion — Your starting deck contains at least twenty cards more than the minimum deck size. / Flying / When Yorion enters, exile any number of other nonland permanents you own and control. Return those cards to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step.
BrowneePointz: ewwww Yorion? Ulmer destroy this man!
LRRbot: Changeling Titan [4G] | Creature — Shapeshifter [7/7] | Changeling / Champion a creature
northos: @BrowneePointz *Companioned* Yorion, no less
LRRbot: New Master of Arms [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | First strike / Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by blocking creatures that are tapped. / {1}{W}: Tap target creature blocking New Master of Arms.
GasCityGaming: do you have to wait a turn after adventure? (not sure)
BrowneePointz: doubly destroy this man! *has flashbacks to that era of standard and shudders*
northos: @GasCityGaming nope
BrowneePointz: nope
LRRbot: Abzan Beastmaster [2G] | Creature — Dog Shaman [2/1] | At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card if you control the creature with the greatest toughness or tied for the greatest toughness.
r10pez10: foretell you needed to wait, i think
baskwalla: @r10pez10 correct
r10pez10: plot i don't remember
northos: yeah foretell and plot make you wait, but not adventure
MegaDosX: Foretell and Plot are subsequent turns
BrowneePointz: plot and foretell you wait
Gekyouryuu: "high elf" means really tall, right?
GasCityGaming:
@r10pez10 ah yes,, that's what i was thinking Thank you
MegaDosX: Adventure you can do both halves in one turn
LRRbot: Skullmulcher [4G] | Creature — Elemental [3/3] | Devour 1 / When Skullmulcher enters, draw a card for each creature it devoured.
Mr_Horrible: love a skullmuncher
BrowneePointz: and it was very common in red midrange decks in late turns to stomp and Giant in the same turn
Mr_Horrible: it's no mycoloth but we love it all the same
plaidanddrpepper: I took a bath, and this match is still going. impressive.
LRRbot: Season of Growth [1G] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature you control enters, scry 1. / Whenever you cast a spell that targets a creature you control, draw a card.
BrowneePointz: that happens with yorion decks @plaidanddrpepper
Mr_Horrible:
no offense to wheeler but this deck looks insufferable
MegaDosX:
Wheeler also has a thing that fogs when you remove a counter that slowed the first game right down 
LRRbot: Mistmeadow Skulk [1W] | Creature — Kithkin Rogue [1/1] | Lifelink, protection from mana value 3 or greater
BrowneePointz: Serge, we need to get you some Popeye’s
BrowneePointz: you deserve better than Kfc
GasCityGaming: popeye's chicken is the shiznit
LRRbot: Sporemound [3GG] | Creature — Fungus [3/3] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.
LRRbot: Tempest Caller [2UU] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [2/3] | When Tempest Caller enters, tap all creatures target opponent controls.
Aceviru: My merfolk baby
LoadingReadyRun: would the protection on the Skulk prevent the NPC ability?
definenull: uh oh
Mr_Horrible: I can't hear Sporemound without hearing Graham shouting "Boremound!" from that one Friday Nights
r10pez10: wow
Mr_Horrible: just absolutely burrowed into my memory
definenull: beep beep?
midnightcurryjazz: wooooo
TomRMarks: sleep fish
Mr_Bitterness: Flunge baby
InfiniTokens: @Aceviru Is a merfolk baby a guppy, a tadpole or a fishlet?
BusTed: ggs
Dane_VII:
definenull: nice steal tho
r10pez10: that's a good question paul, hmm
Mr_Horrible: Tempest Caller, still ending games of limited
BrowneePointz: stupid bird still winning games!!!
Decaped: !card scurry oak
LRRbot: Scurry Oak [2G] | Creature — Treefolk [1/2] | Evolve / Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on Scurry Oak, you may create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.
circusofkirkus: oh boy
BrowneePointz: *shakes fist*
definenull: oh geez
Saintnex: oooh noooo
flatluigi: no james and cam are last game i thought
Mr_Horrible: joke's on you, Serge, I was thinking "I should get a snack to watch more of this"
midnightcurryjazz: wooooo
DMGlol:
james 
Laurence72: The Punch a Chunk battle
trebuchetboy: it nelson
Commodore_Perry_GG: This is just a tech test for Desert Bus
Juliamon: everyone prior to the stream: "why is FNPF starting early??"
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Very Glad yorion won that.
BrowneePointz: yorion, or as it’s now known in modern, yorioff
Bugberry: They could just do a 4 player match for the remaining players.
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flatluigi: honestly if you can assemble a functional yorion deck in limited you deserve it
KWardJenx: Finaly we get the PROPER amount of FNPF.
UnkeptFlea: big fan of this MB2 PPR
flatluigi: lmao
zombub: Serge is playing against Player 2 Serge, he’s the same but his outfit is different colours
nemryn: protection doesn't stop the counter, because it isn't damage, attach, block, or target
Thefluffiestguineapig: @dzee_szed I apologize in advance as a vorthos who doesn't do red I had to go deep into my thesaurus
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Serge Vs Snerge?
BrowneePointz: when we go back to Ikoria I hope Yorion got compleated and destroyed like toski and koma
azureHaights: What is this -- what was that song, and why was it such a banger
BrowneePointz: and lurrus is suspiciously absent
Juliamon: !bgc
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dzee_szed: @Thefluffiestguineapig 👍 appreciate it
Bobtheninjagoldfish: I hope Yorion Just becomes the best magic card ever
flatluigi: @azureHaights don't know the specific track, but it's likely one of big giant circles'
BrowneePointz: it was
BrowneePointz: and got banned in modern for it XD
Bobtheninjagoldfish: I know. But I hope on return, it's even better just to annoy the haters
BrowneePointz: the correct opinion is a super awesome lutri
BrowneePointz: that can get played in commander
BrowneePointz:
the otter did nothing wrong 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz Otters are great
345tom: It would be funny if WotCs first move taking over commander was to unban the otter
BrowneePointz: but yea I don’t actually mind Yorion in fun value flicker decks
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz Right, as long as it's a thing for fun and not misery
BrowneePointz: I just have a grudge against the 100 card removal pile control decks he was a part of for all of standard
BrowneePointz: that was NOT a fun time to play arena
345tom: my "fun" yorion fact is he's technicalyl not banned in Commander, so unlike lutri, can be played in the 99. But he can't legally be played as companion because the rules of commander state 100 cards no more no less, while other formats only have a minimum
MadWolf1290: oooh - we going for a long time and a good time tonight!
LRRbot: Mogg Raider [R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | Sacrifice a Goblin: Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Nomad Outpost | Land | Nomad Outpost enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R}, {W}, or {B}.
Mr_Horrible: Mogg Rater - writes letterboxd reviews about other Rathi goblins
LRRbot: Olivia's Bloodsworn [1B] | Creature — Vampire Soldier [2/1] | Flying / Olivia's Bloodsworn can't block. / {R}: Target Vampire gains haste until end of turn.
Dog_of_Myth:
Those deck names.
Bugberry: Goblin Vampire incoming
r10pez10: shoutout to my washing which has somehow managed to all fit itself inside my duvet cover in the machine
flatluigi: @r10pez10 climb into the giant sock...
MegaDosX: There aren't any Goblin Vampires that aren't Changelings, apparently
inetro: Wow 2 color matches today?
LRRbot: Unholy Heat [R] | Instant | Unholy Heat deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. / Delirium — Unholy Heat deals 6 damage instead if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.
LRRbot: Brute Force [R] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
Dog_of_Myth: heck yeah James
LoadingReadyRun:
Goblin Vampire = Gobpire or Vamplin?
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Mr_Horrible: @MegaDosX the closest, thematically, iirc is the goblin null from WW
northos: math!
LRRbot: Cheering Fanatic [1R] | Creature — Goblin [2/2] | Whenever Cheering Fanatic attacks, choose a card name. Spells with the chosen name cost {1} less to cast this turn.
LRRbot: Mayhem Devil [1BR] | Creature — Devil [3/3] | Whenever a player sacrifices a permanent, Mayhem Devil deals 1 damage to any target.
Mr_Horrible: Mayhem Devil my beloved
MegaDosX: Oh man, 2019 Standard flashbacks
MegaDosX: Also 2020 Standard
hackingducks: a vampire goblin would be a vamplin, a goblin vampire is a gobpire...
Mr_Horrible: Jund Oven my other beloved
LoadingReadyRun: @hackingducks is that based on who bit who?
Julian_Rogue: It's my favorite anti-treasure tech
Suffix: Looks like James has been following my advice.
hackingducks: @LoadingReadyRun precisely!
hackingducks: follows classic werepire rules
LRRbot: Ghitu Slinger [2R] | Creature — Human Nomad [2/2] | Echo {2}{R} / When Ghitu Slinger enters, it deals 2 damage to any target.
Dane_VII: I wanna build a rakdos gobpire deck now
BrowneePointz: next upkeep
MegaDosX: Next upkeep yeah
QuixoticScrivener: what's up with the color mirrors tonight?
kumatsu: @QuixoticScrivener people properly read color signals in thd pod
flatluigi: @QuixoticScrivener it tends to happen on an eight person table
niccus: players match up against table opposites, so there's opposing forces for color availability
LRRbot: Goblin Recruiter [1R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | When Goblin Recruiter enters, search your library for any number of Goblin cards, reveal them, then shuffle and put those cards on top in any order.
Mr_Horrible: echo cards are so funny to me in a modern design context
midnightcurryjazz: wooooooo
northos:
DeM0nFiRe:
Mr_Horrible: 2-mana 2/2 haste? Too good, make them pay for it twice
Tweygoh: the packs for mystery booster are collated to have two of each color card I think
Mr_Horrible: when your recruiter recruits another recruiter is that officially a goblin pyramid scheme?
Bugberry: @Mr_Horrible it's kind of like reverse Evoke. Pay more for the whole creature, or pay less for only the Enters trigger.
Decaped: James has resorted to drastic action to combat his curse.
Jet_Almighty: Seems like bad colation
Mr_Horrible: @Bugberry except like 50% don't have a trigger
hackingducks: james' deck seems a bit... cracked...
Mr_Horrible: they're just above rate for the time, at a time when the rate was "abysmal"
niccus: get a spouse who looks at you like they got a kill spell
LRRbot: Dauthi Voidwalker [BB] | Creature — Dauthi Rogue [3/2] | Shadow / If a card would be put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, instead exile it with a void counter on it. / {T}, Sacrifice Dauthi Voidwalker: Choose an exiled card an opponent owns with a void counter on it. You may play it this turn without paying its mana cost.
flatluigi: i think the subset of special printings are much smaller and you're supposed to have one in each pack
hackingducks: ooh serge coming back with a big hitter though
LRRbot: Mad Auntie [2B] | Creature — Goblin Shaman [2/2] | Other Goblin creatures you control get +1/+1. / {T}: Regenerate another target Goblin.
00gogo00: Dauthi Voidwalker is such a fucked up magic card
BrowneePointz: remember when Punishing Grove was too good for Modern?
corianderd: Honestly I'm just so glad someone took the goblins
dumbo3k: @corianderd hopefully, to a good home
LRRbot: Experimental Synthesizer [R] | Artifact | When Experimental Synthesizer enters or leaves the battlefield, exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card. / {2}{R}, Sacrifice Experimental Synthesizer: Create a 2/2 white Samurai creature token with vigilance. Activate only as a sorcery.
definenull: egg.
QuixoticScrivener: Mad Auntie, strapping frogs to herself before Yargole and Multani.
superdude097: End of turn, not end of next turn
azureHaights: Given the card name, clearly it's a cover of Ai wo Torimodose
Mr_Horrible: @QuixoticScrivener the lorwyn boggarts had some interesting ideas about fauna as accessories
BrowneePointz: some Edgar Winter group
BrowneePointz: Serge is playing Frankenstein
LRRbot: You Are Already Dead [B] | Instant | Destroy target creature that was dealt damage this turn. / Draw a card.
00gogo00: !you are alread ydead
kumatsu: not a legal target
00gogo00: serge aren't you a judge
noisyblizzard: does voidwalker "void" regeneration?
Swageki: not worded like pyroblast
Mr_Horrible: difference between "that" and "if it"
rogerivany:
I thought only Wheeler moved to cheat step.
00gogo00: that's fair
kumatsu:
yes 
Bugberry: @noisyblizzard regeneration isn't dying and coming back.
drcthulu: I trust your judgement
hackingducks: perspective is a heck of a thing
LRRbot: Nightfire Giant [4B] | Creature — Zombie Giant [4/3] | Nightfire Giant gets +1/+1 as long as you control a Mountain. / {4}{R}: Nightfire Giant deals 2 damage to any target.
Tiber727: I judge people all the time. Does that make me a judge?
Mr_Horrible: that dude ruined so many limited games for me in that core set
TheDevil_Risen: @00gogo00 exactly what we don't need in the community rn person
00gogo00: wasn't knightfire giant in the last Beejlander
kumatsu: I played the boar a lot in constructd
Mr_Horrible: you'd think a 5-mana shock wouldn't be so huge and then it takes over the game
Graham_LRR: That was the event when James beat PVDVR
northos: (it has been erratad to any target)
LRRbot: Volcanic Spite [1R] | Instant | Volcanic Spite deals 3 damage to target creature, planeswalker, or battle. You may put a card from your hand on the bottom of your library. If you do, draw a card.
TheDevil_Risen:
heya Graham
Cptasparagus: @Graham_LRR Paulo Vito Digital Video Recorder?
MegaDosX: It stays exiled if the Voidwalker goes away
LRRbot: Dauthi Voidwalker [BB] | Creature — Dauthi Rogue [3/2] | Shadow / If a card would be put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, instead exile it with a void counter on it. / {T}, Sacrifice Dauthi Voidwalker: Choose an exiled card an opponent owns with a void counter on it. You may play it this turn without paying its mana cost.
LRRbot: Goblin Recruiter [1R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | When Goblin Recruiter enters, search your library for any number of Goblin cards, reveal them, then shuffle and put those cards on top in any order.
kumatsu: there was definitely a better line there >.> but you're streaming and it's late
corianderd: yesss the goblins
TheDevil_Risen:
love seeing a legit sealed goblin deck doing goblin things for James
MegaDosX: This thing's banned in Legacy isn't it?
rogerivany: Serge cost?
northos: @MegaDosX sure is
LRRbot: Reckless Bushwhacker [2R] | Creature — Goblin Warrior Ally [2/1] | Surge {1}{R} / Haste / When Reckless Bushwhacker enters, if its surge cost was paid, other creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain haste until end of turn.
rogerivany: Does it come with coffee?
KamikaziManiac: Killing serge with surge
Mr_Horrible: @kumatsu Mayhem Devil + Mogg Raider on opposite sides of the table feels like a board state made in hell, tbh
00gogo00: generally how surge works, isn't it?
kumatsu: @Mr_Horrible could've shot the Giant and You're Already Dead on it
MegaDosX: What's the combination of goblins that led to Recruiter getting banned, and is Kiki one of them?
Bugberry: Surge is supposed to be cheaper since you have to cast something before it.
TheDevil_Risen:
James
ArcOfTheConclave: Landfall?
flatluigi: i think it's landfall
Fruan: That's just landfall
Cptasparagus: Coach could be a mechanic soon
rogerivany: James mechanic already exists, it draws land
kumatsu: James mechanic is in the Gavin event of MagicCon Q2 2025
Aceviru: James (search for lands, put them on top in any order)
zombub: You’ve never Pauled for lethal?
TheAwkes:
We're already appalling a lot of the time.
superdude097: @kumatsu You Are ALready Dead could only be cast the turn it was exiled and Serge didn't have another red source.
Syntheticuh: Grahamfall: make a 2/2 instead of drawing a card
MrPipboy3000: The James ability is also NOT a a "may" ability
goombalax: James is Sacrifice a land to draw a card
Bugberry: James would do Endless Horizons
Fruan: It's like a Miracle cost for lands
MegaDosX: On your end step if a land didn't enter the battlefield under your control this turn
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Wheeler and Graham are both coming as keywords before James.
Bugberry: !card endless horizons
LRRbot: Endless Horizons [3W] | Enchantment | When Endless Horizons enters, search your library for any number of Plains cards, exile them, then shuffle. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a card you own exiled with Endless Horizons into your hand.
Mr_Horrible: and the flavor text will be "Cool game!"
TheDevil_Risen: James Test Card : All Lands have cycling 2
kumatsu: @superdude097 oh, thought it was in hand, lost track
azureHaights: Pauling is some sort of Myriad effect, get all the Beardtones in on the action
EarlyAccessLover: pauling for lethal or whatever you said should be a button
midnightcurryjazz: because you then food chain
midnightcurryjazz: and go nuts
LRRbot: Goblin Recruiter [1R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | When Goblin Recruiter enters, search your library for any number of Goblin cards, reveal them, then shuffle and put those cards on top in any order.
TheDevil_Risen: is that an odessy mountian?
Mr_Horrible: @kumatsu I was specifically thinking that, if it wasn't already buffed at the time (can't remember), devil can ping the raider and make it un-saveable
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MegaDosX: Depends if he has a Skirk Prospector
LRRbot: Boggart Ram-Gang [{R/G}{R/G}{R/G}] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [3/3] | Haste / Wither
LRRbot: Nomad Outpost | Land | Nomad Outpost enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R}, {W}, or {B}.
dumbo3k: I appreciate random singing
kumatsu: cast a lot of Boggart Ram-Gang in standard, too
LRRbot: Mad Auntie [2B] | Creature — Goblin Shaman [2/2] | Other Goblin creatures you control get +1/+1. / {T}: Regenerate another target Goblin.
LRRbot: Volcanic Spite [1R] | Instant | Volcanic Spite deals 3 damage to target creature, planeswalker, or battle. You may put a card from your hand on the bottom of your library. If you do, draw a card.
Mr_Horrible: Serge no, you can't finish that line on a family-friendly stream
LRRbot: Putrid Goblin [1B] | Creature — Zombie Goblin [2/2] | Persist
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I loved this standard.
hackingducks: inferno titan BOOM
hackingducks: grave titan wouldn't be bad here either
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Tenth edition, time spiral, cold snap, lorwyn/shadowmore
Mr_Horrible: mods put James in the oubliette
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, it's bed time where I am, see you all in the VOD!
KamikaziManiac: Time to find the surge goblin again
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TheDevil_Risen:
oh it was an ice age mountian nice
Swageki: best kinda plays
LRRbot: Besmirch [1RR] | Sorcery | Until end of turn, gain control of target creature and it gains haste. Untap and goad that creature.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: !card countryside crusher
LRRbot: Countryside Crusher [1RR] | Creature — Giant Warrior [3/3] | At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a land card, put it into your graveyard and repeat this process. / Whenever a land card is put into your graveyard from anywhere, put a +1/+1 counter on Countryside Crusher.
Bugberry: Persist was the one with -1/-1 counters
LRRbot: Chainer's Edict [1B] | Sorcery | Target player sacrifices a creature. / Flashback {5}{B}{B}
gualdhar: Serge Bartholemew Yager, what kind of language is that
LRRbot: Dead // Gone | Dead [R] | Instant | Dead deals 2 damage to target creature. // Gone [2R] | Instant | Return target creature you don't control to its owner's hand.
flatluigi: ggs
hackingducks: wowwwww
midnightcurryjazz: lololol
MegaDosX: Holy shit James
A_Dub888: powerful
A_Dub888: magic
KamikaziManiac: Sick
kumatsu: Magic: the Gathering
Saintnex: wooow James, wooooow
KWardJenx: Nice
dumbo3k: perfect, absolutely perfect
Mr_Horrible: honestly kinda surprised they've never printed a persist creature with 1 printed toughness
grave2057: y’all james was so early to this format serge didn’t stand a chance
chriswr5: things you never wanna hear an opponent say: "does this work? cool."
Mr_Horrible: and some kinda etb trigger
LRRbot: Cling to Dust [B] | Instant | Exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a creature card, you gain 3 life. Otherwise, you draw a card. / Escape—{3}{B}, Exile five other cards from your graveyard.
lamina5432: heres where all the speed was
flowerdaddy: Damnation Waiting Room
midnightcurryjazz: They could play another bo3 in the time it took for the bens to play one game
KamikaziManiac: Poor surge
Fruan: James wants to go homeeee!
r10pez10: speedy af
Bugberry: blood knight is really cool
Mr_Horrible: Serge's deck name, unfortunately accurate
Aceviru: James' power has been unlocked
LRRbot: Noxious Ghoul [3BB] | Creature — Zombie [3/3] | Whenever Noxious Ghoul or another Zombie enters, all non-Zombie creatures get −1/−1 until end of turn.
DoomBringerIL: fast game - LRR staff overjoyed
LRRbot: Junkyard Genius [1BR] | Creature — Human Artificer [2/2] | When Junkyard Genius enters, create a tapped Powerstone token. / {1}{B}{R}, Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Until end of turn, other creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain menace and haste.
A_Dub888: Serge, you're neat stuff
Saintnex: turns out, James’ deck name, also accurate
Mr_Horrible: what we're learning is that James's draws improve proportional to his desire to leave the office
JohnPraw: I love Noxious Ghoul. I used to teach my friends how to play by gifting them an Onslaught block zombie deck.
TheDevil_Risen:
Sick Goblin Deck James
TheDevil_Risen:
sorry your deck didnt want to play Serge
Jammin5: good deck
Datnade012: and he had a battle cry goblin, holy moley lol
nan_de_mo_nai: poor serge
r10pez10: honestly super fun games
345tom: Predict Cam and Nellys Colours!
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northos:
345tom: I thinkk one of them is on izzit
Jaskro182:
Sorator13: wait, we're still going?? I fully expected to be turning on the vod, not for y'all to still be live!!
Jaskro182:
Mr_Horrible: I'm going with UB for Cameron and WG for Nelly
Juliamon: Sorator13 Wheeler decided to play Turbo Fog
baskwalla: @Sorator13 One more game
Sorator13: @Juliamon oh dear
345tom: TBF cori Kathleen was a long one as well
Juliamon: with Yorion
superdude097:
Inb4 Nelly and Cam both drafted UW Control
TheDevil_Risen: Welcome Back!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Quarter to 9. So very late!
Sorator13: coke oreos? hmmm
Mr_Horrible: damn, I was almost as incorrect as possible
LRRbot: Syndic of Tithes [1W] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/2] | Extort
345tom: I didnt predict 4 colours for nelly
r10pez10: four colours? wow
chriswr5: oh lawd he jundin'
LRRbot: Call of the Herd [2G] | Sorcery | Create a 3/3 green Elephant creature token. / Flashback {3}{G}
Mr_Horrible: Odyssey stalwart CotH
baskwalla: Moist Jund
QuixoticScrivener: Is Syndic an actual word, or a magic word?
LRRbot: Reckless Barbarian [1R] | Creature — Dragon Barbarian [2/2] | Sacrifice Reckless Barbarian: Add {R}{R}.
r10pez10: it seems to have the same root as syndicate, if it is a real word
LRRbot: Yavimaya Granger [2G] | Creature — Elf [2/2] | Echo {2}{G} / When Yavimaya Granger enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
baskwalla: @QuixoticScrivener Actual word
Tiber727: You're a loose cannon, Barbarian!
Dane_VII:
Is.. is it WR Storm?
JohnPraw: One who granges.
MrPipboy3000: Granger sells mechanical parts
northos: apparently it's a regional US term for a farmer
Joecool190: Nelly.....
thedepthandbreadthofseth: My favorite extended Harry Potter universe character, Yavimaya Granger.
Sorator13: Chat, also please explain why your Alexa answers to "Alexo"
superdude097: granger /grān′jər/ noun A farmer. A member of the Grange. A farm steward.
LRRbot: Daxos, Blessed by the Sun [WW] | Legendary Enchantment Creature — Demigod [2/*] | Daxos's toughness is equal to your devotion to white. / Whenever another creature you control enters or dies, you gain 1 life.
Sorator13:
Dane_VII: It's a farmer
dumbo3k: 1 capitalized : a member of a Grange 2 chiefly Western US : farmer, homesteader
niccus: granger is a farm-oriented industrial supply store chain
drcthulu: "Granger" can have different meanings depending on the context: Granger (Surname): It is a common surname of English origin. Famous people with the surname include Hermione Granger, a character in the Harry Potter series. Granger (Historical Term): Historically, a "granger" was a farmer, especially one who was a member of the National Grange of the Order of Patrons of Husbandry, which is an organization in the United States that advocates for agricultural communities.
drcthulu: Granger Causality: In statistics and economics, "Granger causality" is a hypothesis test to determine if one time series can predict another. It's named after the economist Clive Granger, who developed this concept.
LRRbot: Fiery Impulse [R] | Instant | Fiery Impulse deals 2 damage to target creature. / Spell mastery — If there are two or more instant and/or sorcery cards in your graveyard, Fiery Impulse deals 3 damage instead.
JohnPraw: I knew it.
Mr_Horrible: something darkly hilarious about "Famous people with this surname include <fictional character, no other examples>"
qasix: grane was a monastic farm no?
Dane_VII: Merriam-webster says "A granger is: a member of a Grange". Well thanks
qasix: grange
LRRbot: Faith Unbroken [3W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature you control / When Faith Unbroken enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until Faith Unbroken leaves the battlefield. / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2.
Tiber727: Home, home on the grange!
northos:
huh, it's trapped in the screen but it costs twice as much
chriswr5: i thought granger was grungly anger
goombalax: where's zz-top when you need them
Sorator13: !card trapped in the screen
LRRbot: Trapped in the Screen [2W] | Enchantment | Ward {2} / When Trapped in the Screen enters, exile target artifact, creature, or enchantment an opponent controls until Trapped in the Screen leaves the battlefield.
LRRbot: Pernicious Deed [1BG] | Enchantment | {X}, Sacrifice Pernicious Deed: Destroy each artifact, creature, and enchantment with mana value X or less.
chriswr5: @northos trapped in the 4k UHD smart tv
Mr_Horrible: good gravy
niccus: oh, like that one spider
Sorator13: That's a really interesting depiction of Freyalise
drcthulu: catch
TheDevil_Risen: and ouch
midnightcurryjazz: oh I see a fun card in cams hand
LRRbot: Blaze [XR] | Sorcery | Blaze deals X damage to any target.
Aceviru: NICE
northos: siiiick
midnightcurryjazz: There it is
Mr_Horrible: whoof
definenull: uh oh zoomies
gualdhar: I think Cam and Nelson want to go home
Bugberry: 20-4 blaze it
Aceviru: Haha
roastbeefsandwitch: go go brutally fast games
TheDevil_Risen: OOF
Aceviru: Wheeler bursts through the door
TheDevil_Risen: James
Dog_of_Myth:
TheDevil_Risen:
Fighty tonight
drcthulu: some sort of burning
northos: it's red, so something's gonna happen
corianderd: you're welcome James
Aceviru: < 3
shendaras:
KWardJenx: Some of us actually WANT to be here
Jaskro182:
midnightcurryjazz: Long streams are A+
r10pez10: honestly great
r10pez10: esp for mb2
definenull: a duskmourn 8p draft would be a banger stream
Aceviru: And this was a special set
Bugberry: dueling life gain decks followed by Wheeler's fog deck sure didn't help things go quickly.
LRRbot: Winding Way [1G] | Sorcery | Choose creature or land. Reveal the top four cards of your library. Put all cards of the chosen type revealed this way into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.
LostThePirate:
As you may have learned from the subathons, Chat *likes* long streams
Mr_Horrible: a long Friday evening stream is pretty kino content
Jaskro182:
nan_de_mo_nai: waiter, waiter! more MB2 please!
midnightcurryjazz: SURE DO
LRRbot: Syndic of Tithes [1W] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/2] | Extort
A_Dub888: Most of us watch Desert Bus sooooo
baskwalla: Nelson, anti breathing people
dumbo3k: why did you specify BREATHING people? Are there Unbreathing people there?
LRRbot: Anax, Hardened in the Forge [1RR] | Legendary Enchantment Creature — Demigod [*/3] | Anax's power is equal to your devotion to red. / Whenever Anax or another nontoken creature you control dies, create a 1/1 red Satyr creature token with "This creature can't block." If the creature had power 4 or greater, create two of those tokens instead.
lirazel64: I just tucked myself into my humble cot. This is nice and cozy.
midnightcurryjazz: no bens blowing hot air
r10pez10: hell yeah anax
LRRbot: Snap [1U] | Instant | Return target creature to its owner's hand. Untap up to two lands.
Mr_Horrible: everything I've learned about where Anax gets hard has been against my will
LRRbot: Firemind Vessel [4] | Artifact | Firemind Vessel enters tapped. / {T}: Add two mana of different colors.
LRRbot: Iroas, God of Victory [2RW] | Legendary Enchantment Creature — God [7/4] | Indestructible / As long as your devotion to red and white is less than seven, Iroas isn't a creature. / Creatures you control have menace. / Prevent all damage that would be dealt to attacking creatures you control.
Mr_Bitterness: Cameron over here playing a Theros theme deck
Mr_Horrible: is it still t-posing if he's a centaur
icantdieb: sick theros draft cam
baskwalla: j-posing?
r10pez10: how do i delete the memory of something someone said
niccus: Ћ-posing
LRRbot: Power Word Kill [1B] | Instant | Destroy target non-Angel, non-Demon, non-Devil, non-Dragon creature.
Mr_Horrible: @niccus honestly I'm in awe
chriswr5: カ posing?
azureHaights: I would argue that, from the angle at which a T-pose is a T-pose, Iroas is still T-posing, no differently from a humanoid
Seventy111: don’t you get 2 of them?
LRRbot: Consuming Aberration [3UB] | Creature — Horror [*/*] | Consuming Aberration's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in your opponents' graveyards. / Whenever you cast a spell, each opponent reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal a land card, then puts those cards into their graveyard.
Mr_Horrible: that's fair, actually, we don't know what's going on with a T along the z-axis
azureHaights: If Iroas is J-posing, then you and I would only be I-posing
corianderd: you can quench in water or oil but tempering. Tempering is done by cooling in the air
niccus: pi-posing
couchboyj: Anax had more than 4 power? If so its two satyrs isn't it?
LRRbot: Fiery Impulse [R] | Instant | Fiery Impulse deals 2 damage to target creature. / Spell mastery — If there are two or more instant and/or sorcery cards in your graveyard, Fiery Impulse deals 3 damage instead.
LRRbot: Pernicious Deed [1BG] | Enchantment | {X}, Sacrifice Pernicious Deed: Destroy each artifact, creature, and enchantment with mana value X or less.
Mr_Horrible: yeah, it's from Apoc
northos: @couchboyj Anax was a 3/3 I'm pretty sure
Mr_Horrible: first set where enemy-color pairs are prominent
MullMachen: anax's power was 3 which was Cam's devotion to red at the time
LRRbot: Ancestral Blade [1W] | Artifact — Equipment | When Ancestral Blade enters, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token, then attach Ancestral Blade to it. / Equipped creature gets +1/+1. / Equip {1}
hackingducks: @Mr_Horrible and it felt weeeird at the time.
LRRbot: Wall of Blossoms [1G] | Creature — Plant Wall [0/4] | Defender / When Wall of Blossoms enters, draw a card.
LRRbot: Call of the Herd [2G] | Sorcery | Create a 3/3 green Elephant creature token. / Flashback {3}{G}
A_Dub888: Coerd
Mr_Horrible: @hackingducks understandable, but I'm glad it paved the way for Ravnica (golgari is what got me to really get invested in Magic)
MegaDosX: Are they calling collect?
LRRbot: Recumbent Bliss [2W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature can't attack or block. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you may gain 1 life.
Krillin_fan: nelson's onslaught era standard deck is popping off
midnightcurryjazz: 9pm is wayy to late for dinner.
LRRbot: Lava Dart [R] | Instant | Lava Dart deals 1 damage to any target. / Flashback—Sacrifice a Mountain.
Mr_Horrible: love a dart
LoadingReadyRun:
@midnightcurryjazz that's true. and yet, here we are
A_Dub888: !card ancestral blade
LRRbot: Ancestral Blade [1W] | Artifact — Equipment | When Ancestral Blade enters, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token, then attach Ancestral Blade to it. / Equipped creature gets +1/+1. / Equip {1}
LRRbot: Kabira Vindicator [3W] | Creature — Human Knight [2/4] | Level up {2}{W} / LEVEL 2-4 / 3/6 / Other creatures you control get +1/+1. / LEVEL 5+ / 4/8 / Other creatures you control get +2/+2.
MegaDosX: I don't think anyone predicted just how long the first two rounds would be tbh
Aceviru: @LoadingReadyRun At least the popping has gone away.
hackingducks: I'm sad level creatures weren't more of an evergreen thing. I get that they basically moved it to enchantments as sagas, but yeah.
Mr_Horrible: level up has honestly been my favorite iteration of the mechanic
MegaDosX: A which
LRRbot: Panglacial Shinobi [2U] | Creature — Wurm Ninja [1/3] | Library ninjutsu {1}{U} / Whenever Panglacial Shinobi deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
KWardJenx: Cam! Let's go!
Aceviru: GG
TheDevil_Risen:
Mr_Horrible: Ninja of the Deep Hours iirc
MrPipboy3000: The last two games were faster than a single Ben Wheeler turn
zombub: That feels like a long walk for a short drink
dzee_szed: Red Deck Wins when running overtime
DoomBringerIL: i was sure james was already in the car @LoadingReadyRun
Bugberry: @hackingducks I don't think those 2 things are comparable. Sagas are more connected to Planeswalkers which where based on "structures" that Richard Garfield conceived of early on.
A_Dub888: If it were a real card, people would think the wurm was the creature
definenull: started half an hour earlier too
Mr_Horrible:
@zombub ah but what a drink it was 
Melfina__: More 8 nerd drafts in the future? please and thank you
MegaDosX: Nelson can use his magic to speed things up
NotCainNorAbel:
500
JohnPraw: Very fun set
MullMachen: you need to be like fetching while attacking and all you get is 1/3 ninja of the deep hours and you send the card to your deck?
JohnPraw: Please print more, WotC.
Gaelan_Maestro: they are
ThorSokar: A Kingdom of Cards! (or so I hear)
hackingducks: @Bugberry it's really more the whole idea of the a permanent having 'levels' or 'stages', basically mutating over time... it's a design space they took away from creatures because people don't like the "surprise" of it (and it interacts weirdly with +1/+1 and -1/-1 counters)
hackingducks: they kinda "replaced" it with a zillion variants of morph, which I find pretty snoozy personally.
dumbo3k: We liked this!
corianderd: we used to stream till 9 all the time
definenull: almost like sets are meant to be drafted by 8
KWardJenx: LOVED this stream!
lamina5432: nice and midnight over here on the east coast
hackingducks: thanks streamers byeeee
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TheDevil_Risen: o7
Juliamon: Sunday's gonna be a real banger
r10pez10: cori "5 hour commander game" dickinson
corianderd: @r10pez10 i remember
Bugberry: @hackingducks They still do the occasional Figure of Destiny type creature, it's just not something they do as full mechanic.
MrPipboy3000: My TCG Shop is named "Unsolicited Deck Pics" ...
corianderd: correct
loufghyslaufey: Woah? Was it a long stream!?
A_Dub888: @corianderd so many counters...
definenull: dice friends!!!
TheDevil_Risen: My TCG shop is called 'Bad Financial Decision"
MegaDosX: Ray Narvaez Jr called his TCG shop "Olive Carden", which I thought was a good one
MrPipboy3000: Ohhh, I love Horrified
A_Dub888: Spoopy Octoopy
Dog_of_Myth:
definenull:
MegaDosX: Paul with the fast forward button
cachorubione: bye guuyyys
JohnPraw: speedrun time
baskwalla: Have a great night y'all
MegaDosX: Nice.
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
Suffix: Bed time!
DeM0nFiRe:
o/
Aceviru: o/
A_Dub888:
KWardJenx: Thank you so much!
dumbo3k: Good night! Get home safe!
TheDevil_Risen: #DonkeyBits
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
TheDevil_Risen: later all
LostThePirate: Thanks guys, fun stream
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