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 Diabore: its so quiet
 tsp397: What up Lurmtuggers!
Flyingdelorion: Hellooooo!
 micalovits: Friends!
 Diabore: james youre muted
  Juliamon: One of you has to speak
 Redbassist: 
 lamina5432: afternoon magic players
goateedave86: oh damn I love staring contests
 Redbassist: 
 NornsFelidar: we won’t go away even if you pretend we aren’t here!
  Juliamon: ThingsOnMyNose
Flyingdelorion: a very Cori and James Halloween!
  Juliamon: Good Cori reactions here
 corefluxx:   
 Redbassist: 
 RatherLargeToad: Welcome to Nose Mine O’Clock
 ghizmou: can nothing stop him?
goateedave86: Just missing some vaudeville music now
 micalovits: Bit of a coward move to give up like that James
 Redbassist: 
Gadora: What a journey.
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 corefluxx: 100
 Redbassist: No we need 29 minutes more if that 
 Redbassist: Of*
 corefluxx: Magic?
DAC169: if it's bad it's because you're not playing it right NODDERS
 ghizmou: this is James after all, he s gonna draw lands
  RayFK: Uh ohhhh, glimmmmmies
  RayFK: Hello
  RayFK: Thanks James
  RayFK: That's not true
goateedave86: It is now
  RayFK: It's just an annoying way to say it
  RayFK: That is brainrot
  RayFK: Suck down a glimmies, live on YouTube
  RayFK: It's a Glizzy with glitter on it
 Diabore: off
goateedave86: What drink do you pair with sucking down glimmies?
biganthonyrdean77: Cory is one of my favorites. Im enjoying seeing her more.
 lamina5432: I don’t like the tvs
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Jethrain: the big bright spots on a mostly dark background are yeah not the best
EvilBadman: We gotta pay for the electricity those TV's are using
goateedave86: Those fake TV's are being powered with real electricity. That hurts my brain
 ghizmou: no, must go with greed
 Redbassist: Heheheh
 ghizmou: I love morilles
deathofspam: A moral decision, or an Amoral decision?
 Redbassist: Does that mean James is a fungi?
deathofspam: My favorite room is what that is
 ghizmou: unless you have an enchantment creature in the yard?
  RayFK: I think the Surveil is absolutely worth it
 ghizmou: red means danger
  RayFK: Damn man that's cold
  RayFK: He has a family
 ghizmou: 1 win, warranty is off now
 TehAmelie: sup gamerz
 RatherLargeToad: You now have the human pants? 👖
EvilBadman: Yes. Go to the wedding without pants.
 RatherLargeToad: Pants Gnomes
 BusTed: That's what they call him
 micalovits: I agree, go without pants
goateedave86: three pants are free pants
 DandyGeek: Wait, did they charge you twice for the shipped pants?
 I_Luv_Pokeymanz: is it a small business?
 SquareDotCube: You don't need two pairs of pants. Yet.
 Xed_Regulus: Return them
 ghizmou: is this from a big brand store?
 korvys: "Thank you for subscribing to Pants"
 SquareDotCube: Emergency pants!
 DandyGeek: So you should tell them about the extra pants for sure
goateedave86: is it a big store or small store?
 KingOfDoma: Keep 'em. Free pants!
  RayFK: Goddamnit Cori
 malfnord: Pants of the Month Club!
DylPage: Okay, but what if another pair arrives tomorrow?  And the next day.  And the next,
 Redbassist: 
EvilBadman: We can take morality out of this, someone get them in chat
  RayFK: It's sad that the Soup Store guy went real off the rails
 DandyGeek: but if they let you keep them? Then keep them. It’s smart to rotate trousers for a good suit.
 RockPusher: Why are you buying pants at the soup store‽
 ghizmou: call them anonymously, if they say you can keep them, you reveal your name and otherwise, just hang up
 korvys: Was the extra pants in the correct size?
DAC169: they might not know now, but they will eventually figure it out
 Sorator13: I'd give them a call, let them know, and ask if they want them back
 MrPipboy3000: Return the second pair and get your money back
 DandyGeek: Jackets are sturdier than trousers, generally. It just means you have to wear that suit all the time, James
 micalovits: If you don't really want them, 100% return them
 SquareDotCube: Honestly, send the ones that don't fit, but keep the extra because, well you've heard to what happens to returns...
EvilBadman: @mrpipboy3000 that is the most terrible move
 MrPipboy3000: @EvilBadman I know, hehe
  Juliamon: micalovits too busy thinking about pants
 Going_Medium: You literally sell clothes.  What would you want us to do with an extra hoodie?
goateedave86: @MrPipboy3000 I admire that moxie kid
 micalovits: Thats fair, talking about pants is important
 DandyGeek: How do you not have a dress watch
 DandyGeek: you have multiple watches!
 SquareDotCube: I also hear there's a prop room you could donate pants to
 Dumori: 3 pants no watch feels like a euphemism
Jethrain: Wear the additional pants as a watch
 TehAmelie: think of the savings in shipping. and the future proofing. next time you need pants you just think, hey i already got a spare pair
 SymphonySolstice: @going_medium true, true. the solution is to give the extra pants to Beej, clearly
  RayFK: I need a new suit, I don't dress up often but my old one is very ill fitting these days
 Wolfstrike_NL: Have you tried stealing Cori's paycheck to pay for an extra watch?
 korvys: All watches are dress watches if you only have one watch
 Dumori: Does LRR need formal Fridays once a month?
 korvys: So your problem is too many watches
 DandyGeek: @rayfk that’s a fuckin’ mood
 Wolfstrike_NL: Damm, I got burned
 SquareDotCube: one thousand bananas
 TehAmelie: alternatively, buy a 5 dollar wall clock from Ikea and make a fashion statement
 micalovits: I sure hope Cori makes $50 a month atleast
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 GredGredmansson: heck yeah Draftmourn Duskernoon
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 SquareDotCube: @TehAmelie "You've heard of Flava Flav? Well I'm Banana Cream"
 ghizmou: i kinda like phone to trade with the 4/2
 Wolfstrike_NL: @micalovits I do hope Cori ends up receiving at least 1 cent out of my sub
 micalovits: A goat!
 RatherLargeToad: Gremlin living its best life
 EOstby: Triple lifelink 
 TehAmelie: i miss Spirit Link's stackable lifelink
 Wolfstrike_NL: I'd pick the looter
 micalovits: Cartographer needs to be tapped
 ghizmou: I have questions
 TehAmelie: Balatro lets you flip the discard and play buttons as you like, so you can always get it wrong
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 LurkerSpine: don't you have to attack?
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 JosephDeath: They'd be losing the race if they attack I think
 micalovits: Ward
 ghizmou: 2 ward triggers
 micalovits: Needed to pay twice
Jethrain: they would have needed two cards to discard
 EOstby: They'd have to pay Ward twice.
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YeomanAres: They d have to discard twice
 Diabore: i bought the unfinity planet lands and use those
 ghizmou: great top deck
 LurkerSpine: goat?
 ghizmou: stick?
 tsp397: Sticktwister?
 brainbosh: Stick right?
 micalovits: The 2/2 lifelink thingy?
 micalovits: Stick yea
 GredGredmansson: you can't cast chost this turn
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DAC169: 
 brainbosh: Stick would have gone off, right?
 TehAmelie: the misplays are coming from the wrong side of the table!
 GredGredmansson: no, THEY sac a thing
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Nice.
 Dumori: I was nodding off at my PC and suddnly my name
 ghizmou: this could severely harm someone, better be careful
 micalovits: I would trade
 GredGredmansson: if it flips into power 4+ you die
 Diabore: it could even be a boat
 Cptasparagus: this isn't Marvel Snap
 GredGredmansson: and make a couple 2/2s in the process
 rentar42: and also get two 2/2 in the process
 ghizmou: you ll also get 2 2/2
 brainbosh: And the damage is lifelink damage, right?
 micalovits: I think we now would rather get a flier
Flyingdelorion: but do you still have delirium then?
 ghizmou: almost as good as 3 ps3
 micalovits: We do have a second artifact
 rentar42: @Flyingdelorion yes, there's a second artifact creature
Jethrain: @Flyingdelorion there's other artifact creatures
Flyingdelorion: Ah thephone!
Flyingdelorion: Thank you chat!
 GredGredmansson: ew
 ghizmou: stahp
DAC169: can't take 4
 Wolfstrike_NL: we can't take it
 micalovits: If we take four we have to win
 TheWooglie: don't take 4
 GredGredmansson: if we take 4 they attack with overlord and then we die
 brainbosh: If you take 4 the Overlord is lethal
 ghizmou: we still die next turn though
Flyingdelorion: this is a close one.....
 ghizmou: not anymore
 TheWriterAleph: 
 ghizmou: 
Jethrain: if they'd swung with both they could have given the boilerbilges deathtouch and taken the flyer out that way
Flyingdelorion: GG!
 micalovits: Not even close baby!
 LurkerSpine: 100 Never punished!
rotimislaw: 👏👏
 micalovits: @Jethrain Oh thats neat, didn't even think of that
 LurkerSpine: they're great hoodies
 ladyjessica: they are great hoodies.
 micalovits: They are great hoodies brent
 SquareDotCube: buy the hoodie, join a cult 
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: One already is mine, from store dot loadingreadyrun dot com.
 micalovits: Yikes
 GredGredmansson: opponent is beep beep
 micalovits: OH boy, we might get to trigger all the victor things next turn
 GredGredmansson: OSHA: Oh S--- House's Alive
DAC169: blood dries brown
Gadora: Could be dried, yeah.
 SquareDotCube: pretty sure the architect is whatever eldritch god that created the house
 ghizmou: maybe it s demon blood
 SquareDotCube: robot blood
 ghizmou: volvagoth injured himself doing home improvement, happens all the time
 GredGredmansson: room + unlock room?
 micalovits: Full room and victor time?
 ladyjessica: wait the rug is the road rug made for children to play on? that’s cool.
 GredGredmansson: oh right the glimmer is an enchantment too
 GredGredmansson: also we made them discard a removal spell sick
 GredGredmansson: "no cards in hand" not after they discarded it
 micalovits: Okay, that was also pretty brutal
DAC169: what's that? you just want lands for your next 5 turns? 
sovietarchaeomancer: You have a white room with a locked door
 singinnonsense: maybe he's born with it
 GredGredmansson: the white room needs 3 mana though
 micalovits: Awwww, rude
 Cptasparagus: bets on if Beej buys the $100 nintendo alarm clock?
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 GredGredmansson: orphans, to me
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 RatherLargeToad: No one will miss them!
 GredGredmansson: that's just Maushold
 SquareDotCube: just committing crimes against humanity
 micalovits: It is WHAT?
 GredGredmansson: i'd hold
 micalovits: I guess it is
  Juliamon: The other side of the ball would be correct
 tsp397: BUWGR
 Bruceski: Now I'm trying to remember what the "pick a color" wheel looks like on the Arena UI
 Bruceski: If it's the same
 TheWooglie: such a bully
 TehAmelie: gottem
 malfnord: Hello police I'd like to report a murder
DAC169: so I hear your paycheck has been cut by 90%...
 Mythallian:   
EvilBadman: He /can't/ watch
 TehAmelie: and chat will never snitch
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PhilanthropicAgreeableLasagnaBCWarrior-bWd--_aYZ-v9rtu1
 korvys: Now who can't afford pants?
 SquareDotCube: !chat
  LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
 TehAmelie: i mean, unless it's funny
 micalovits: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TalentedNimbleMeatloafCclamChamp-KXIECIXR-Lw7wfHL
 GredGredmansson: play loner, buff orphans to 5/4?
YeomanAres: You really shouldn't
 GredGredmansson: oh orphans enables the loner
 micalovits: IT does cool things with survivors
 TehAmelie: what if. . .loner orphans?
 GredGredmansson: you entomb a thing
DAC169: card to your graveyard. so get creature to get back?
 tsp397: Stompies?
 singinnonsense: the big boy ?
Jethrain: the flashback sorcery?
sovietarchaeomancer: Oh hell yeah
 GredGredmansson: the combo
 micalovits: That is so cool
 LurkerSpine: I think you just swing out here?
 micalovits: Swing and get the reanimate spell if they trade?
 GredGredmansson: swing out, bin the reanimator spell with flashback?
 walkwithoutrhythm: swing out entomb the reanimator spell with flashback
 ghizmou: @walkwithoutrhythm smart
DAC169: loner could put land in graveyard
 GredGredmansson: then land + victor i think
 Diabore: they dont have too, they can scoop
 GredGredmansson: or the untapped dual
 micalovits: The loner was insane this game
 Diabore: see, they dont have to block
 GredGredmansson: the combo pieces
Cinnabat: Nice xD
 MrPipboy3000: Wow .. starting to thing Graham not winning with this deck is actually impressive ...
 GredGredmansson: the loner, the orphans, the big guy, everyone contributed
 TheWooglie: @GredGredmansson except Graham
Jethrain: "my deck's name is the entire script of the Bee Movie"
 GredGredmansson: 
 GredGredmansson: oh hey a plains
  RayFK: Glimmmmmmmieeeees
DAC169: twins for glimmer?
 micalovits: I would trade with the twin
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 KingOfDoma: Hi Adam
josh___something: yarr
DAC169: Adam  Adam's raiders 
 TheAinMAP:   
 GredGredmansson: the flyer?
josh___something: TWINS bazel
 GredGredmansson: oh right to hand
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josh___something: I'll stop taking game actions when I'm six feet under
 micalovits: I like swinging and flipping
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 RatherLargeToad: deck is much to eerie
 GredGredmansson: azorious rooms is nasty
 singinnonsense: like the card said : "Boo!"
 KingOfDoma: You wanna see triggers? Go watch SaffronOlive's latest MTGGoldfish episode. He broke Arena almost every game
DAC169: it won't tell you the limit unless you surpass it
 BrowneePointz: Oh! I loved the Moby Dic Dub of Sailor Moon as a child!
EvilBadman: "Moby Deck" is right there
 RatherLargeToad: Moby Richard
 gualdhar: There was once this whale called Moby Dick , the symbol of her church
 GredGredmansson: Call me Dicshmael.
 EJGRgunner: how are the mourns today? are they dusky?
 GredGredmansson: combo time
Awfrigate: you do have rites, why not get 7 drop?
 GredGredmansson: we have the reanimator spell for next turn
 micalovits: Stomper and reanimate it next turn?
 GredGredmansson: flashback sorcery is already in hand
 TheWooglie: stompy
 LurkerSpine: or just cycle the 1/1?
 micalovits: One of the 4/5 fliers?
 Wolfstrike_NL: just a land?
 GredGredmansson: yeah if we don't care then its in the bin
 MrPipboy3000: Flying 4/5 ticks the clock
  QuixoticScrivener: thin a land
 ghizmou: we still have rite flashback
 micalovits: We also have two more ways to reanimte right now
 Bruceski: And Valgavoth's Faithful, and Rite of the Moth flashback, lots of ways to pull guys
 BrowneePointz: Newthinland!?
 NornsFelidar: there’s also reanidork
 GredGredmansson: alternatively
 MrPipboy3000: twins is 2 bodies for the orphans
 micalovits: Orphans+stomper attack, and the reanimate second main?
Awfrigate: you do get that drain and draw
 micalovits: I think they are better in the yard right now
 LurkerSpine: you're likely to win next turn, unless there's a board wipe
 GredGredmansson: HOOT
 BrowneePointz: "Amanda Bynes MAHA dot wav"
 GredGredmansson: full swing, don't flip right away
 GredGredmansson: if they try to trade the morph THEN we can flip it
Awfrigate: precombat a creature for the extra dmg?
 Wolfstrike_NL: they trade for the manifest
 MrPipboy3000: Draw a room, kill with the leach
 GredGredmansson: do we have an enchantment we can play with the leech to kill them
 BrowneePointz: reminder eerie is play OR fully open chat
 GredGredmansson: room was already fully open
 Wolfstrike_NL: another "!"
 BrowneePointz: well butter my butt and call me sally
 BrowneePointz: i wasn't paying attention
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dragon_fiy: Hello!
 micalovits: Uhhh, friends!
  Juliamon: me too
 BrowneePointz: Oh no, da Jamebs is eeby and neeby to sleeby
 Wolfstrike_NL: Hi Sleepy, I'm James(?!)
 micalovits: I mean, we have a cycler for thirds land
Awfrigate: oops most colors
 singinnonsense: are they running the WUBRG lady ?
Cinnabat: Prolly go aggro
 micalovits: I like the #Twinsies
DAC169: if we twins, I'd do it after attacks
 Sorator13: 
 LurkerSpine: and friendly ghost
 GredGredmansson: twins, friendly ghost, the 1/1 reanimator, and leech
 Sorator13: I don't think the phone is very good, tbh
 GredGredmansson: and orphans
 micalovits: And the black 1/1, so not completely terrible
 GredGredmansson: and sticktister
 RatherLargeToad: It looks so happy
EvilBadman: like 20% hit chance?
 Wolfstrike_NL: Just gotten unlucky with it
 BrowneePointz: the lawnmower bubble pusher
 BrowneePointz: but this one is filled with shiny D&D dice
 GredGredmansson: i like crypt play
 LurkerSpine: could wait until after attacks to get something back
Awfrigate: did you land already? any argument for cycle and twins?
DAC169: I'd attack first
 micalovits: #Twinsies
 GredGredmansson: gives our guy lifelink and makes a 2/2 blocker
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 Gen2Gengar: Are you winning?
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 RatherLargeToad: Chill out?  Like in a crypt?
 NornsFelidar: I bet auto-tapper is how Graham lost that one game
DAC169: ^ probably 
 EOstby: Swampcycle first.
 GredGredmansson: we can swampcycle THEN twins
 micalovits: We can do cycle and play the land right?
 micalovits: 
 GredGredmansson: hi fomo
Awfrigate: ew multiple combat
Awfrigate: 6/5 reanimate makes you a 2/2 as well
 micalovits: They have been pretty lucky with their mana working out
 BrowneePointz: Flip it up if you want to! You can leave your Morphs behind!
 GredGredmansson: and flip our guy
 BrowneePointz: Cuz your friends don't morph and if they don't morph then, they're no Manifests of mine!
 GredGredmansson: oh right that
Awfrigate: no delirium yet, feels like bigger board better. need to get aggro at some point, 4 flying damage every turn is scary
 ghizmou: the audacity of 4 colors and no land fixing
DAC169: "no land fixing" you say
 GredGredmansson: i JUST noticed opponent is on 4 color
Awfrigate: swing time?
 GredGredmansson: yeah i am surprised opponent did that
 GredGredmansson: i wouldn't swing
 ghizmou: you re not winning by staying on the defensive
 micalovits: I think we die if we swing?
 GredGredmansson: block and kill it still
 GredGredmansson: well
 LurkerSpine: break time 
 micalovits: Man that deck had some greedy mana that worked out
 ghizmou: bittersweet
 Diabore: perfect 5-2
Awfrigate: infinite and then some!
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 ghizmou: @dzee_szed of course
 Mazrae: Hello everyone just in time for a break
dzee_szed: @ghizmou 
 TehAmelie: welcome back!
DAC169: why do you never do Sealed?
DAC169: chug! chug! chug! chug! chug!
 Diabore: so we're dancers
 BrowneePointz: windmill dancers
DAC169: Ghostly Dancers 
 Diabore: its insane
DAC169: very
 bondeulv: good card
 EJGRgunner: It's very good
 BrowneePointz: card is a BOMB
 BrowneePointz: one of the best bombs in the set
 SquareDotCube: Remember when James chugged that 40oz malt on one of the first LRLs
 Diabore: top 3 rare, easy
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TacitObliviousPizzaPlanking-43eu3BAXJx_94apz
 neisan2112: Yep! I think it was out of date too
 GredGredmansson: !card ghostly dancers
  LRRbot: Ghostly Dancers [3WW] | Creature — Spirit [2/5] | Flying / When Ghostly Dancers enters, return an enchantment card from your graveyard to your hand or unlock a locked door of a Room you control. / Eerie — Whenever an enchantment you control enters and whenever you fully unlock a Room, create a 3/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.
  Juliamon: Beej was involved
 TehAmelie: i remember there was leftover 40 for Beej to drink next show
 SquareDotCube: Way back in 2015 or 2016, when Ian took Heather and Beej to a liquor store
the_tropical_penguin: swarmweaver op op
 Diabore: board wipe?
the_tropical_penguin: tier 0
 GredGredmansson: wu rooms is what dancers wants to do
 Mindfire13: Room
 Diabore: the office dodges our dancer
DAC169: need a Dollmaker's Shop // Porcelain Gallery NODDERS
 bondeulv: it's fairly good
the_tropical_penguin: fear is good
the_tropical_penguin: removal 5/5 flier
DAC169: doing WBG deck? take the centipede?
 NornsFelidar: centipede helps splashing
the_tropical_penguin: zealot?
 Diabore: im so sad we might have to bail on dancers
Only_Exception: how do you know what are good cards? just from exprience?
 Sorator13: @Only_Exception Experience playing Magic in general, Limited more specifically, and this specific set most specifically.
 mistbornhoid: I go with card that make me happy]
 bondeulv: the parting was better there
DAC169: in before no more insects or spiders RonSmug
EvilBadman: @DAC169 there's two more packs. 
 Sorator13: Thanks, I hate it!
  Juliamon: mm lychees
DAC169: @EvilBadman that still doesn't mean they'll get anymore
 bondeulv: I think it's fine to splash emerge from the cocoon in BG
EvilBadman: @DAC169 No, but it's more fun to be not pessimistic all the time
 shendaras: unpivot?
  Juliamon: so....... Abzan?
 NornsFelidar: my sentiments exactly
EvilBadman: You also can g/w and splash the swarm dude
 bondeulv: entryway
 Aceviru: 4 color surprise!
 BrowneePointz: snap up a bunch of enchantments
 Sorator13: Channeling Serge, I see?
 bondeulv: cut the survivor
 Robot_Bones: I am a simple Goat, and I live in the back of a pick up truck
 Diabore: we have so many 5's
 NornsFelidar: 3 fears of immobility in row 
 BrowneePointz: James isn't Wheeler. He likes winning Draft Games
DAC169: needs more enchantments for the dancers NODDERS
 shendaras: I'm sure pack 3 is where it all comes together and you go orzhov
 korvys: 7 at a pinch
 TheWooglie: rare
DAC169: storyteller?
 tehfewl: Shredder
 BrowneePointz: in sheer power Shredder for Curve Orphans or Storyteller
 korvys: with Say It's Name
 tehfewl: gym is pretty good
GreatGodOm: Probably want to cut from the top end.
EvilBadman: seized is likely a 2 drop
 BrowneePointz: triggers dancers /shrug
DAC169: first is "eh," second is iffy
 neisan2112: Even then it seems eh
DAC169: but it triggers dancers
 bondeulv: I'd cut the 4-drop survivor
GreatGodOm: What is the goat doing for us?
 uneactrice: You don't care enough about the mill on the room
EvilBadman: You didn't draft the bat though
 CaptainSpam: Peanut butter jelly with tim-tams?
DAC169: Do You Want To Dance With Me?
 NornsFelidar: twerking phantoms
EvilBadman: Rizz the friendly ghost
 Aceviru: lol
 TherapyforNarwhals: They turned on the tream
 CaptainSpam: But these are finally the lands you wanted, James.
 micalovits: JAMES
 Jillexie: wow
 CaptainSpam: Have ALL THE LANDS IN THE WORLD!  Mwa ha ha ha!
tergonis: the deck doesn't appreciate rug cutting
EvilBadman: sure
 TherapyforNarwhals: How
EvilBadman: See you next month
 bondeulv: not dead
 bondeulv: dancers is cracked
 lirazel64: 100
 shurtal: i think it's brave, still playing magic while afflicted by such a terrible curse
 Diabore: i definitely would have grabbed the other room there, thats so many spirits
 micalovits: Double or nothing?
 lirazel64: My share, as it were.
 bondeulv: yeah, you take the room any day
 micalovits: 2.000 bits it is I guess
 korvys: I bet Graham would have won that 
 bondeulv: I would
 Lord_Hosk: I bet 49 bits that you win this game
woodruffr1973: 2 mulligans now.
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 micalovits: 1000 1000  2000 bits as promised
EvilBadman: Sweet, i'm absolved
 Lord_Hosk: $20 Austrailian
EvilBadman: i have an item worth 420 for you Cori. Would you like that
EvilBadman: it is green
 Jillexie: That assumes we all took your bet
DAC169: but how many of us took that bet?
EvilBadman: You left it here 
 SonofThoth: What about those of us who never agreed to the wager
 malfnord: Yes but if I gave you $20 then I wouldn't have $20, and I kinda need that for things.
EvilBadman: Oh, it's all ogre for you if you forgot
 korvys: Like peanuts
 solarsheeptoken: james do you follow wallstreetbets
 Jillexie: James doing very well with consent there
EvilBadman: Oh. Ok.
 Cptasparagus: I can just tell my landlord that I lost a bet on the internet
 Jillexie: 500 Consent is good
 micalovits: I mean, as always, give responsibly
 Lord_Hosk: The gift has layers... like an onion.  If you peal off one layer, its a new gift
 azidbern95: Cori, do you have an MtG card that you identify with for signing purposes? Like how Graham has Surrak, Ayula, or any bear.
 TehAmelie: continuous, enthusiastic bits!
 korvys: What about #LitBits?
 solarsheeptoken: if we give u 20 now we cant give u 20 for ur bday in pers
 Aceviru: Skrelv?
 micalovits: Is there an un-card or something thats a banana, or a person in a banana suit?
 TherapyforNarwhals: Would you sign slime against humanity?
 azidbern95: thank you for the answers!
 Lord_Hosk: Cori... Go for Power 9.  You know the rules, if your name is on it, its yours
EvilBadman: then you can summon shenron
 Wolfstrike_NL: Deckname!
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: would that decrease or increase the collector value of the power 9
 Strebenherz: Storm crow is on the stack
 Strebenherz: How are y'all today?
 TehAmelie: it would increase the value for Cori fans, but maybe not the trade value
 bondeulv: you have the exile removal spell?
 Diabore: gg both teams played hard
 NornsFelidar: all cards you’ve signed are now banned huh. coincidence? I don't think so!
  QuixoticScrivener: Dead Adjacent
 TehAmelie: the vultures are circling
electriczee: Second place!
 TherapyforNarwhals: Every loss subtract a land
 micalovits: Bear trap?
DAC169: bear trap?
 bondeulv: we should be playing more removal
 Diabore: wait why are we going to 15 lands
 TheWooglie: @Diabore it's a bit
 Strebenherz: Cori: Witness me
 shendaras: Just play the room that gives you all the colors
 Symphoneers: Here for a good time not a long time.
 azidbern95: why don't we splash Swarmweaver? you have mouldering gym and a centipede
 Lord_Hosk: Because I accidentally created a meme with a offhanded suggestion and now its stuck
 TehAmelie: the soup has come full circle
 singinnonsense: hand smoother for the win
 TehAmelie: and evolved into Souprem
 Diabore: wat
 Strebenherz: PFFFFFFFT
 TheWooglie: GG Cori
 Aceviru: LETS GOOOOO
 tehfewl: lets go arena
 neisan2112: Add a land back in!
 Diabore: can we add a land back in now?
 NornsFelidar: wooooow
 shendaras: 
 TherapyforNarwhals: Now we can add a land!
 TheWooglie: Cori>James
 Strebenherz: TAKE ANOTHER OUT IT CAN ONLY GET BETTER
 Jillexie: Cori!
 TehAmelie: that seemed. . .too easy
 Lord_Hosk: 15 lands clearly the right number for this deck
 Symphoneers: They felt Cori's menacing aura.
 Jillexie: 
 Strebenherz: Can someone clip that please
 GapFiller: 
ghyllnox: Little Decky Droptables, we call it
 NornsFelidar: pants?
 Wolfstrike_NL: Mailtime!
 Aceviru: I'm here
 Lord_Hosk: James is cracking a pack
 azidbern95: Mailtime crew!?
 bondeulv: twitch?
 NornsFelidar: pants #4?
 Aceviru: 
 bondeulv: ah
 GhostValv: the note
 Diabore: jesus
 BusTed: Dang
 Kentosaurus: grats
 malfnord: !
MWGNZ:   
 Strebenherz: dang
 shendaras: 
 Jillexie: Yay!
 azidbern95: the Note!
 TheWriterAleph:  
 TheWooglie: 
 Jillexie: 
 GredGredmansson: congrats
 Strebenherz:   
 korvys: !chat
  LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
 Robot_Bones: m-m-m-million million million
  Juliamon: YOU did this, chat!
 Aceviru: 
 Wolfstrike_NL:   
 Diabore: occasional? not constant trolling?
 TheWriterAleph: drippy
 neisan2112: HELL YEAH!
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: A Thing!?
 ghizmou: You did it
 BusTed: 
 MrSarkhan:    
 GhostValv: that's... goopy
 lamina5432: head pat from twitch
 neisan2112:    
 TehAmelie: 
 Jillexie: Bleeding heart'
 Aceviru: 
 korvys: You should put it on those shelves behind you 
 GapFiller:   
 jessieimproved:   
 tehfewl: man i need to get me one of those jerseys
 TheWooglie: you should put it on the shelf behind you
 SquareDotCube: you could kill a man with that
 Strebenherz: 
 62MGcobra: time to clean the shelf behind you off. 
 azidbern95: yay! we made number go up!    
 singinnonsense: reverse it for a smelly butt
 Cptasparagus: I also need to offgas
 TehAmelie: i don't think hearts should be bleeding any color tbh
  Juliamon: It's a Major Award, it needs to go in the window where everyone can see
 GapFiller:   
 Aceviru: LETS GOO!!!
 Aceviru: Congrats
 korvys: So wait, what is that for, exactly? A watch number?
MWGNZ: that goes straight in the pool room
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dzee_szed:     
 GapFiller: ohhh yr can see the fingerprince all over it now
 SquareDotCube: loves fingerprints, I can already tell
 GapFiller: hold it up to the light just so everyone can but a good ole closeup of all them fingerprince eh
 bondeulv: @korvys we watched a number of hours
 Robot_Bones: 3 out of 5 wearing the hoodies lol so close
 Diabore: @korvys 5 million watch hours
ghyllnox: Hey, if we did the watching, isn't that our trophy 
 GapFiller: Robot_Bones this is why hes Paul
  Juliamon: ghyllnox You're welcome to go claim it in person
 Robot_Bones: That's why I ain't
  Juliamon: but you will have to fight the crew
ghyllnox: @Juliamon Sweet thanks
 Diabore: juliamon proposing a boss rush
 TehAmelie: the scrap metal value alone will be dollars
 Wolfstrike_NL: I offer 3,50!
 TehAmelie: okay maybe not a whole dollar
 Diabore: silver and gold maybe?
 Mazrae: The way to get to 50 just do an uncapped sub-a-thon forever
 GapFiller: tree fiddy!?
 LurkerSpine: we just need to quintuple LRR
EvilBadman: I'm already out 20bucks, i can't go buying trophies. Az will kill me.
 LurkerSpine: or just start streaming vods at night or something
 TehAmelie: next week on Horse Club: insider trading
 TheWooglie: yeah if you have a 4 hour oops stream every night that would increase the numbers
 SquareDotCube: Is becoming a guest on Can't Draw Horses a punishment now?
 Diabore: are you going to decide who is doing which one or is there a chance you both do the same one?
 GapFiller: oooh just seen Murky Divers tmrw nite eh James
 Lord_Hosk: No one is currently selling the bleed purple hearts on ebay. 100K playbuttons go for about 80-90 bucks US
EvilBadman: Yes
 Cptasparagus: if there was a constant stream where just every hour it bumped to a new piece of historical LRR content, i'd have it on 24/7
EvilBadman: 14th is thanksgiving?
 dumbo3k: Thanks!
 GredGredmansson: !card seized from slumber
  LRRbot: Seized from Slumber [4W] | Instant | This spell costs {3} less to cast if it targets a tapped creature. / Destroy target creature.
 BrowneePointz: I also still totally suggest a Posing or Fashion study on Horse Club using Araki's art
 varmintx0: Can't wait for Canada Black Friday...
 Kentosaurus: Mostly it's a reason to eat pumpkin pie
 BrowneePointz: Hear me out James: Pumpkin Bread
 TehAmelie: it's pie season, i guess
ghyllnox: Beej was eating some
 Cptasparagus: you take that back
 korvys: An impossible mystery to solve
 BrowneePointz: Banana Bread is good, Pumpkin Bread is Godlike
 BrowneePointz: Chat is Pumpkin Bread a regional thing? Am I a weirdo?
 GredGredmansson: !card City of Ass
  LRRbot: City of Ass | Land | City of Ass enters tapped. / {T}: Add one and one-half mana of any one color.
 GredGredmansson: 
 TehAmelie: hear me out: walnut and pumpkin bread
 BrowneePointz: play Tiny Girl
 LurkerSpine: untap and tap it again
 tehfewl: cast a little girl
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: !card little girl
  LRRbot: Little Girl [{HW}] | Creature — Human Child [½/½]
 GredGredmansson: Unhinged was all about fractions
 SquareDotCube: gotta double ass the half ass to get whole ass
 Kentosaurus: @LurkerSpine this is the way
 Sorator13: Yeah, you gotta get two of them! It's not legendary!
ghyllnox: The half ass is for Crokinole
 azidbern95: it gets a counter
DAC169: it'll be a 5/3 if they attack
 GredGredmansson: 
 TehAmelie: City of Ass, or, how Magic the Gathering got a one cheek rule
 GredGredmansson: can still block w/ 5/3
 GredGredmansson: 3/3*
 GredGredmansson: i think the 0/4
 GredGredmansson: right
 LurkerSpine: it would have been a 3/9, right?
 SquareDotCube: if you destroy a City of Ass it's three cheeks to the wind
DAC169: Zealot would have been 3/9 attacking
DAC169: they have an instant
 BrowneePointz: still think about how weird that movie was
 GredGredmansson: has anyone ever had Ward counter something in paper?
 BrowneePointz: it's good, but weirdly horny for a kids movie
 BrowneePointz: like when the villain gets ghosted and she's just STACKED for no reason
 GredGredmansson: what movie is this?
 BrowneePointz: the 90s Casper movie
 Strebenherz: Needs less land apparently
 BrowneePointz: starring Bill Pullman
 GredGredmansson: i think i saw that movie exactly once
 BrowneePointz: and christina ricci I think?
 GredGredmansson: we can't lose to this opponent
DAC169: OP doesn't understand ward 
 GredGredmansson: 
 NornsFelidar: you can deprive opponents the resources needed to pay for ward in response, so yes, ward counters stuff in paper too
 Wolfstrike_NL: and yet we will
 varmintx0: yes, you can
 BrowneePointz: LOL AND DEVIN SAWA
 Aceviru: lol
 BrowneePointz: what a 90s movie cast
 GredGredmansson: @DAC169 i'm gonna check to see if this person posts to r/magictcg
 Aceviru: Love you guys
 lesbiandracula: L and i cannot emphasise enough, O L
 TherapyforNarwhals: 3 of them are lands in a sec
 GredGredmansson: also, WHY is opponent not attacking with the plant
 GredGredmansson: they CAN'T lose it
 GredGredmansson: we're bluffing SO HARD
ghyllnox: Maybe you can mill them
 micalovits: Oh right, don't remember if anyone else made this clip https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TacitGiftedSoymilkWTRuck-eR8VCQ0RD7ZZhHdx
 varmintx0: I sure hope it asks if you had fun this match.
 Aceviru: 2 lands left
 GredGredmansson: you drafted TWO Dancers?
 Diabore: not this way, from your library, counts mill too
 Diabore: allmill*
 JosephDeath: Chump with Zealot?
 micalovits: Is the 0/4 worth 7 life?
 GredGredmansson: why'd you unlock that side?
 Diabore: i think we're just dead
DAC169: "next turn" uh....
 LurkerSpine: isn't that on enter?
 LurkerSpine: oh right it has power and toughness
 GredGredmansson: you can flip it up with the zealot, zealot taps for 2 for flipping up
DAC169: fear is etb
 Diabore: like we're giving up almost all of our board this next attack
 GredGredmansson: not now, let that block first
 NornsFelidar: when you flip - there’s no etb
 GredGredmansson: it's still an 8/8
 micalovits: But yea, 8/8 after blocks is nice
ghyllnox: 8/8 flier, no less
ghyllnox: Cori has a personal alt win con
 GredGredmansson: and 0/4 block?
 lesbiandracula: i think to be safe yeah
 GredGredmansson: the 3/3
 GredGredmansson: or the 9/9
 Sorator13: I'd have put the 2/1 on the 9/9 to threaten the trade
 GredGredmansson: HOOboy
 Sorator13: oh wait, nvm, lol
 GredGredmansson: WAIT THE 8/8'S STILL ALIVE
MWGNZ:   
 lesbiandracula: got there.
DAC169: 
ghyllnox: Got there!
 Strebenherz: holy bus
 Aceviru: lets go?
 hackingducks:  
 Kentosaurus: twitch should send a trophy for that
DAC169: how many cards left in deck?
 micalovits:   
 bo_brinkman: Legends!
 TherapyforNarwhals: Suddenly, like squee, another land!
 GredGredmansson: apologies this might look like spam but trust me i have a reason for this
 Aceviru: we're gonna rip so much gas
 GredGredmansson:               
SnowBuddy18: can't draw more lands
 lesbiandracula: what's the phrase? never didn't have it?
 Bruceski: gonna draw a swamp next and everyone loses their minds
 Kentosaurus: straight gas from here on out
 LurkerSpine: it blocks real well
 TherapyforNarwhals: Jump scare?
 GredGredmansson: can we mill them
 artacuno53: Games where you flood/dont draw enough lands really make you realize its easily the wrost aspect of magic
 artacuno53: magic is overall the best card game I play but it also has the most non games than anything I play BY FAR and its because of land
 GredGredmansson: do it in response to what they want to pump
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 micalovits: Sure cant attack
 NornsFelidar: this game is already a better story than twilight
 lesbiandracula: maybe they'll get cocky and flunge
MWGNZ: 
 lesbiandracula: go to 2
 GredGredmansson: cmon dancer
 Strebenherz: I didn't realize bear trap had flash
 GredGredmansson: Fear is an Enchantment
 Commander_Taz: no
 GredGredmansson: ALL the Fears are Enchantments
 micalovits: Dancer is insane yea
 Commander_Taz: fearmakes you exile your own thing
DAC169: but casting fear means we exile dancers
 micalovits: F
 Commander_Taz: you have to now
 GredGredmansson: oh i thought that was to the battlefield
 Commander_Taz: oh right 3life gain
 GredGredmansson: Exile*
 Strebenherz: I mean you WILL draw gas yeah
 Strebenherz: at least
 CaptainSpam: Tense game.
LoneGoat: don't you just playabduction, and if they deal with it you get your dancers back
 Twilight_Spark: I'm not sure what face 4-4 is, but it *feels* like a face.
 TehAmelie: do nothing for like a full minute and then passing he turn with cards in hand and a stack of untapped lands? what may they be thinking
 lamina5432: how?
DAC169: goat? becomes 4/4 then 5/5 when attacks
 GredGredmansson: what  does their 2/3 do
ImNotAPleb87: Tap the goat
 GredGredmansson: oh yeah that's not important
 lamina5432: 2/3 pumps when manifest flips
 GredGredmansson: get the goat
 GredGredmansson: 
LoneGoat: @GredGredmansson i agree
 TherapyforNarwhals: How long has this game gone? lol
 GredGredmansson: i'd hold
ImNotAPleb87: Land for turn?
 GredGredmansson: @ImNotAPleb87 why?
ImNotAPleb87: Because mana
ImNotAPleb87: 
dzee_szed: so you sent their goat away, you put their goat into a bag, you put their goat into a tote bag, you totes their goats
DAC169: just go for mill win?
ImNotAPleb87: Yes
ImNotAPleb87: 
 GredGredmansson: deathtouch indestructible
 TherapyforNarwhals: GG
DAC169: uh...
 micalovits: God damnit James
 LurkerSpine: lmao
ImNotAPleb87:  
LoneGoat: incredible
 LurkerSpine: perfect ending
ImNotAPleb87:   
SnowBuddy18: yup
 CaptainSpam: D'oh!
 hackingducks: whoopsie.
ImNotAPleb87: 
 Strebenherz: sh*t happens
ImNotAPleb87:  
 spurius: lol
ImNotAPleb87: 
 TherapyforNarwhals: Maybey our opponent accidentally concedes
ImNotAPleb87:   
dzee_szed: 
 GredGredmansson: can we mill them
 MrSarkhan: Oops
ImNotAPleb87: 
 ghizmou: awkwaaaard
 GredGredmansson: PUMP GOAT
 lesbiandracula: might as well play that land
ImNotAPleb87: Did you read the card
 CaptainSpam: Let's have a round of applause for James, everyone, isn't he great? 
ImNotAPleb87: Reading the card
ImNotAPleb87: Explains the card
 NornsFelidar: in James’s defence, he is used to draw lands. cards with famously no text to read
 micalovits: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FriendlyFaithfulKiwiVoHiYo-NGJ_mxPN84B-Szli
 TheWriterAleph: F
ImNotAPleb87: 
dzee_szed: F
 varmintx0: perfect ending to a perfect game
ImNotAPleb87: Uh huh 
 GredGredmansson: sure
DAC169: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/MoralYawningDillGrammarKing-NqP2FQSQZkvAG5Yc
 micalovits: Well, see you again in the highlights!
 BrowneePointz: You are loved and appreciated no matter what
 Strebenherz: you're not an idiot, but your pain was entertaining
DAC169: is that all BLB cards? 
 lamina5432: thank you two for the game
 BrowneePointz: and cuz Bloomburrow was the best set of the year
 BrowneePointz: gotta collect em all
 TherapyforNarwhals: Don't forget, we owe you $20
 micalovits: Thanks for the stream friends!
 micalovits: @TherapyforNarwhals Speak for yourself 
 lamina5432: 5 cents a person
 GapFiller: LEather Daddy Ian Hype
 GapFiller: Matt as in goatprince presumably
 Cptasparagus: a little trouble in big pharma
EvilBadman: Imagine instead of chunks you are punching customers Wait
 shurtal: gotta de-stinkify the WORLD
 xantos69: To be fair... that is gold.
ghyllnox: Well you see, it's profitable to crack packs
 GapFiller: !holes
  LRRbot: James...!
 GapFiller: no Horse Club on Monday Cori
 CaptainSpam: Time to chuck people out windows!
 BrowneePointz: I mean I had someone try to touch my cards and their hands were so filthy I reflexively shouted "PLZ DON'T"
 BrowneePointz: it's a Dark Pictures game meets DBD
 lamina5432: gnight
 shurtal: Spookmander
 TehAmelie: byee
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 Bobtheninjagoldfish: !advice
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 345tom: Nelly has a family, he's got to be a 4slice toaster guy right
 ShaneLeeAtk: The skin is in the toaster? Neat!
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