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Juliamon: wow, sergeOffByOne two streams in a row
hiFunko: I love hams
Juliamon: lrrHAM lrrHAM lrrHAM
DoodlestheGreat: I have one in my freezer I should cook soon.
DoodlestheGreat: SOON™
accountmadeforants: Title change 👀
RockPusher: lrrDOTS lrrSIG lrrARROW
RandomTrivia: lrrSIG !
Mazrae: lrrSIG lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrSIG
Lobo_Apache: Lets gooooooooo!
Singenmeister: It's very quiet
jdr_42: lrrSIG
Juliamon: normal vol now
RealGamerCow: I genuinely use this song as my morning alarm.
DideRobot: LRR: Time for a bonus AFK! tonight Ian's T'au Pathfinders take on Cameron's Phobos Strike Team in Killteam! twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/113297212489864987
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KBKarma: Hallo all.
Cptasparagus: im prepared
RockPusher: dixGRITCHAMP
Gekyouryuu: oh, this is fantastic
Lobo_Apache: I wasn't prepared for this intro!
Gekyouryuu: Jacob in the opening!
RealGamerCow: lol, Jacob biting the box
RandomTrivia: Graham with the VHS HypeLUL
Juliamon: this is the third time the intro has played
Raincoast_Bear: Hello! Kill Team Huzzah!
Nigouki: 🦀
RealGamerCow: three dapper gents
Despoiler98: foodvi2Jammies foodvi2Jammies foodvi2Jammies its time for all the Ks
NorthstarTex: Saturday night Killteam!!!!
RandomTrivia: AHAHAHAHAHA
Despoiler98: hahahahaha
thrythlind: well, that was a surprise
MWGNZ: HypeLUL
RockPusher: gabyLul
accountmadeforants: Frankly things went downhill after the 9th K
Despoiler98: mruuLUL mruuLUL mruuLUL mruuLUL
Gekyouryuu: ingest cake, such that the hole for it becomes obstructed
Juliamon: accountmadeforants let's be real, the 2nd K has been pretty shite
RockPusher: The shapes are dead! Long live the shapes!
MWGNZ: terrain looks like it has a sweet paint job
airylan: yay wardollies!
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KBKarma: (since I don't think Cam mentioned it)
Mattmitchell45: Battle at Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory
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Raincoast_Bear: Lets be honest. The challenge is not paying for the models. The challenges are availability and getting them painted.
accountmadeforants: @Juliamon Yeah but they were still trying to figure things out back then, it's only when they really committed to the Ks being a comedy things got off the ground.
Raincoast_Bear: The stealth suits are still there, you just can't see them.\
Lobo_Apache: In honor of your Cadre Ian, I named my vespids after The Beatles
jdr_42: In the 41st millennium, Mars has three moons. Gravis, Tacticus, and Phobos. we don’t talk about it.
Juliamon: Overly-stealth suits
QuixoticScrivener: So stealth, we misplaced them.
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I_Am_Clockwork: Cheer10000 Hooray, Killteam!
Gekyouryuu: this is what happens when you paint your minis purple
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I_Am_Clockwork: Kill team kill team!
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MacbethSeemsSus: They "jump"
OldUncleDan: Sounds like the Tau got hit hard by the Nerf Earthshaker.
accountmadeforants: No, no, there weren't any nerfs. They just buffed gravity.
DoodlestheGreat: Methane
RealGamerCow: want chlorine gas? Get on down to Atlanta
Raincoast_Bear: All the compendium teams are gone. No Plague Marines. lrrIAN lrrCAMERON lrrPAUL lrrALEX
Juliamon: you're """supposed to"""
Bruceski: Are compendium teams still compatible just not any changes, or completely obsolete?
RandomTrivia: Ooooooh
WriterRaven flops into chat
hiFunko: On a long enough timeline, the nerf survival rate of all teams drops to zero
I_Am_Clockwork: I'm sad they took away my tyranid compendium team
Sk1nnee: nice work!
I_Am_Clockwork: but ratlings are back
NorthstarTex: Oh those are beautifully painted
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Desruprot: Ian playing T'au makes sense
Despoiler98: What chapter are Cams Marines? Looks like Iron Hands?
Walla_tv: oh hell ya glad to see more KT here!
Juliamon: I don't think we've ever seen a bad paintjob on stream
Raincoast_Bear: Compendium team did not get write ups for this edition so their stats just don't exist...
Juliamon: ya'lls so great at the tiny paintwork
Raincoast_Bear: But feel free to do your own thing.
Walla_tv: only bespoke teams is a bummer but the new edition is a pretty nice upgrade overall
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RealGamerCow: This would be a good regular time slot for Kill Team
Cptasparagus: @Juliamon Ian made a shrink ray on TTSF
Juliamon: RealGamerCow Except for LRL weeks I guess
RealGamerCow: oh def
OldUncleDan: He breaks Voxes.
KBKarma: Is LRL on this time slot normally?
Juliamon: LRL is usually about 30min from now
Raincoast_Bear: I liked the compendium teams just because they had less funky rules you had to remember....
Nigouki: chat heard it
Juliamon: but the studio would be in use all day prepping
Raincoast_Bear: And they were perfect jokes, Paul. lrrPAUL lrrPAUL lrrPAUL
Bruceski: @Raincoast_Bear Yeah, it was fun to have an enemy team with a bunch of specialists and fancy stuff, and just send a swarm of Genestealers to try and eat them.
Nigouki: the legs on these dudes aren't buff enough
lonestarbl: Skipping leg day
BTownMC: 3d
Raincoast_Bear: Triclops
DoodlestheGreat: Scope mouthwash
KBKarma: Aww, the gun has a carry handle!
Raincoast_Bear: I think Group activation is gone?
Walla_tv: smoke em if you got em
DoodlestheGreat: They're too young to smoke
OldUncleDan: Purity seals... So chasity belts all around!
MWGNZ: getting closer to being able to run the dream of being grenade santa
Desruprot: What Chapter is Cameron's team?
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OldUncleDan: I think Cam's team is Imp Guard...
OldUncleDan: But I'm probably wrong.
LoadingReadyRun: Cam is play Phobos Strike Team
iris_of_ether: Wash makes him look delightfully dirty
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RealGamerCow: yeah I really like the wash
r10pez10: the PST knows what you did
OldUncleDan: Nope, I am completely talking out of my behind. PST is Astartes.
thegreatwyrdling: Are they using the new rules or the old rules?
LoadingReadyRun: new rules!
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrPika
thegreatwyrdling: WOO!
SnackPak_: lrrGibb
Bengineering: Yo Dat terrain tho
thegreatwyrdling: Sorry if it had been asked before.
Walla_tv: god i love dry brushing
Cptasparagus: Chekov's crack is a different thing
Myrniss: I've just played 3rd edition for my first time (and lost badly :P) and now ending the evening with more kill team :P
Blasteg: can you play 40K with Gundam models?
Nigouki: who got grenade? enemy got grenade!!
RandomTrivia: It looks absolutely incredible
iris_of_ether: You did a great job with the terrain!
WriterRaven: <3
Bengineering: <3
KBKarma: @Bengineering Is good t'rain.
PMAvers: Ulmers are credit to team
Sk1nnee: ya it looks amazing
iris_of_ether: I love the green-gray + gold/bronze look
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Walla_tv: @Blasteg depending on scale they could be proxys
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Desruprot: @Blasteg pretty sure only thing that scale would be a small titan, though I think some robots can be as large as Gunpla
Walla_tv: compendium got squatted
Mattmitchell45: Ooof
RandomTrivia: Or a page out of WWE
Lobo_Apache: Legends is the term for season 1 teams that will be "no longer supported" in tourney play
Lobo_Apache: Compedium just doesn't exist
OldUncleDan: I really want to play the Ecclesiary. Assuming they are in this version.
RockPusher: sergea138Secret
DigitalSeahorse: PokCroagunk PokWeavile PokCharizard oh prime has pokemon emotes
Walla_tv: thats the right rule anyways
Lobo_Apache: @OldUncleDan We get the Sisters Noviates?
Walla_tv: new rules means a lot of reading
KBKarma: Right, I'm gonna drop and go bed. Night all.
OldUncleDan: @Lobo_Apache Dunno... Didn't know there even was a KT3.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: 100% here for a laid back stream.
Cptasparagus: the overall vibe of the 40k universe is very relaxed
Bobtheninjagoldfish: shoutout to Ben For that terrain though
Bobtheninjagoldfish: looks amazing
LordLaeron: it the grim darkness of the future there is only cozy
Walla_tv: you can swap the order as you activate them. im mostly sure
Lobo_Apache: @Walla_tv you are correct! You can swap order on activation during turing point one
WriterRaven: Thanks, Pythagorogenes.
thrythlind: the meme ignores that a square is a type of rectangle and rectangle sides are all straight
youngfrey: What is a square but a miserable collection of angles
OldUncleDan: Back in the late 90's early 2000's I saw so many battles where Imp Guard won simply because they went first. So many flashlights and Area attacks...
Bobtheninjagoldfish: I am seriously impressed by hwo well the terrain came out given how ben made the time constraints sounded
Walla_tv: @LoadingReadyRun page 37 in the rules the player without initiative does get an extra cp. but only after the first turn
LoadingReadyRun: @Walla_tv good to know
hiFunko: a planet attached to a gun
Voidhawk42: The *largest* gun
RandomTrivia: Like some kind of star... made of death...
Mazrae: A rail big gun??
Walla_tv: aftershocks
SnackPak_: Checkov's planet
GasCityGaming: are we gun?! :D
ArtemisHuntress: we are the gun!
hiFunko: turn 2, the calm before the pew
RandomTrivia: "There was a terrible ghastly silence. There was a terrible ghastly noise. There was a terrible ghastly silence."
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MacbethSeemsSus: Go to "MOP" step
Blip2004: The gun is shooting at ships or planets in space
Metric_Furlong: yeah, it is a good season
Walla_tv: when the recoil is large enough to cause an earthquake
Voidhawk42: This gun is significantly taller than Mount Everest. So yeah, there's some issues.
Metric_Furlong: not a season that'll make you feel happy
Metric_Furlong: but it's a good season
Voidhawk42: "Attention: Pray."
RandomTrivia: "ATTENTION. I wouldn't stand there."
MacbethSeemsSus: "If you can hear this message, that sucks"
Master_Gunner: "Stand behind the Kármán line please."
Lobo_Apache: There was a story of a titan firing as an opponent and the guard who were on the titans side, but were directly below it were afflicted by burns and were all blinded
goombalax: I don't know if this was stated but you can flip orders on turn 1 now
hiFunko: Which table edge is the gun table edge? I missed that part
hiFunko: top or bottom?
LoadingReadyRun: Not the same scale, but I'm reminded of the Sister Ray firing sequence from FFVII
Datnade012: Bottom
RandomTrivia: @hiFunko Downstage edge, closest to wide camera
hiFunko: ty
LoadingReadyRun: Chat is gun
hiFunko: the change from 6 objectives down to 3 is really nice, definitely helps elite teams out
Despoiler98: @Lobo_Apache I mean an Imperator class titans Plasma Annihilator is a Warship caliber weapon so yeah the flashback of it firing would be insane
Blip2004: Its like when they moved the Junon gun to Midgar, only it doesn't fire Mako, it fires a city block
DigitalSeahorse: I think I gave myself mild food poisoning from trying to eat up stuff in a broken fridge before it spoiled
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrDed
hiFunko: Having to re-learn all the weapon keywords is going to take a minute
Bobtheninjagoldfish: what are folks drinking tonight?
DigitalSeahorse: at least I know these vitamins are good
hiFunko: I'm drinking coffee before imminently leaving to turn cardboard sideways
DigitalSeahorse: adam's ale, Bobtheninjagoldfish
Cptasparagus: is there a career in the 40k universe for greeble maintainers?
Cptasparagus: who cleans in all of these crevices
DigitalSeahorse: it's probably done with a power washer hose
DigitalSeahorse: of old design
RealGamerCow: That sounds like a good Power Wash Simulator DLC
DigitalSeahorse: or new design I don't know this universe
LoadingReadyRun: The imperium will always have work for people who can carve skulls into things
MacbethSeemsSus: @RealGamerCow There's a 40k DLC out for it
Fanklok: Paul you're assuming those are carvings
DigitalSeahorse: are those dice?
DigitalSeahorse: with the stripes
DigitalSeahorse: think I might have seen them earlier
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LoadingReadyRun: @DigitalSeahorse yes, those are Ian's T'au dice. I find them illegible :p
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RealGamerCow: @MacbethSeemsSus Neat!
DigitalSeahorse: :P
Walla_tv: one of them has a grilled lil sandwich
Walla_tv: they have a hammer with a rocket for the head
Voidhawk42: Smaller, but not by much. Also depends on the Caste. Air Caste are tall and skinny, Ethereals are also pretty tall for looking down their -lack-of-noses at everyone else :P
DigitalSeahorse: digita435Octo
Lyinginbedmon: Here to watch good little fish boys get reduced to fine vapour by a plasma gun the size of a mailbox.
DigitalSeahorse: wow
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrFine
RealGamerCow: Like that one uruk-hai in the battle for Helms Deep
DigitalSeahorse: hehehehheh
Twisted_Haywire: the stick wasn't the most common german one
RealGamerCow: rip fat clouds my dude
BusTed: SMOrc
Cptasparagus: holy smoke
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrWoof
Walla_tv: BOOOO
Lyinginbedmon: Damn, only when they're holy? Someone gets the Ecclesiarch!
DigitalSeahorse: there's someone in another part of the universe just gets smoked out of nowhere from trillions of miles away
Lyinginbedmon: I expect most of his nerves don't work anymore
MacbethSeemsSus: Emperor's had to scratch his nose for the past 7,000 years.
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrPuppyeyes ooooo
JadedCynic: I remember someone in a stream chat had just gotten a new office chair, and posted "this chair just feels SO DAMN GOOD" and I couldn't help but reply: "Last words of the Emperor of Man" B)
Bobtheninjagoldfish: so Ian is going to clone miazaki?
DigitalSeahorse: neat
Cptasparagus: you're going to cel it to someone?
DigitalSeahorse: I'm temped to buy
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrOhyoudog PrideLaugh
JadedCynic: lrrWOW
Lyinginbedmon: Hey Overwatch pushed the technical capacities of home computers Significantly
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh PrideLaugh PrideLaugh
Walla_tv: concord had like 3 rule 34 postings
TheWanderingNomad: The Rule of 34 :D
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrLul
RealGamerCow: i concord the one with the bunny girl?
JadedCynic: @Walla_tv even CONCORD had some? Wow; poor Raid: Shadow Legends :D
Lyinginbedmon: @RealGamerCow That could be quite a few at this point...
Walla_tv: @RealGamerCow the one that sony deleted from the internet
Voidhawk42: LUL LUL
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: randy pitchford was desperate for people to make battleborn r34
RealGamerCow: yeah, I realize that.
TheWanderingNomad: @RealGamerCow I think the bunny girl is from First Descendant?
Walla_tv: DM i do that
RealGamerCow: @TheWanderingNomad Yes, that's the one that was hyped
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrBonk do the thing
RealGamerCow: all those games blend together in my brain because I don't play them
JadedCynic: K started racing...he crashed in his first race (but is JUST FINE)
DigitalSeahorse: Keanu: "No YOU'RE breathtaking!"
Walla_tv: Counterpoint bolt gun
JadedCynic: ABS - Always Be Shooting
kirbywithdasnacks: Wow it's Loadingreadyrun. Screams 😱 in excitement lol 😆
kirbywithdasnacks: !followage
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DigitalSeahorse: mattlrConfus
Lobo_Apache: If Iremember right, that specific maps windows do actuall exist
Lobo_Apache: mechanically at least
Fanklok: !card The Jolly Balloon Man
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Rourke9: I finally have enough disposable income now to get into warhammer 😎
RealGamerCow: exuding a 8 inch bubble? I've seen that video
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
JadedCynic: FIRST TIME
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrDevil mattlrAngel
JadedCynic: (I completed that Powerwash DLC like a couple of weeks ago :D )
Walla_tv: you no take candle
Asrimal: Servitor Simulator
couchboyj: Polishing golden skulls and or eagles
SquareDotCube: Be like Inspector Gadget, have something for every situation (fully functional or often not)
Walla_tv: detail this tank. ignore the gunfire
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrLick what about power washer but all you get is a slobbery doggo tongue
MacbethSeemsSus: Ian's advantage is we just have to trust him with what number he rolls.
LoadingReadyRun: latest DLC for Power Wash Sim is a Shrek tie-in, which is a pretty great idea
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGARBO
SquareDotCube: What's next, Dead by Daylight DLC?
DigitalSeahorse: escher3SAFETY
Astramentha: I watched someone cleaning Dulop with Farquads face everywhere
DigitalSeahorse: I need to tend to my lentils and rice
RealGamerCow: Is there a CO leak in the studio?
SquareDotCube: From what I can tell the CO count it 2
DigitalSeahorse: brb
Cptasparagus: Paul, they need an oxygen flush
MacbethSeemsSus: Game of Thrones would be an interesting Powerwash simulator DLC. Power wash the iron throne. Or the wall.
LoadingReadyRun: I just a little grumpy that xbox gamepass doesn't include the DLC for games :(
Cptasparagus: @MacbethSeemsSus just like 10,000 hours of 1:1 scale the wall
shamblingkrenshar: Heck I forgot this was tonight and missed the start
couchboyj: Ahh yes, the Zoidberg manuever. A long time favorite of Imperial scouting units.
Fanklok: We get it, you vae
Fanklok: vape
shamblingkrenshar: Imperial QA is slacking on the grenades.
Poknok: Heyo Kill Team!
GasCityGaming: i had the green ones
goombalax: I still have my Apoc templates, but I can't justify why
Walla_tv: eventually some clear red plastic
Fanklok: Hey Flamers were great anti air weaponry
Walla_tv: scatter dice arguments LUL
airylan: the thudd gun template from late Rogue Tader and 2nd edition was my favourite template
Raincoast_Bear: Heavy Flamer was 2 regular flamer side by side. IIRC
shamblingkrenshar: God scatter dice arguments were pain.
Cptasparagus: Ian showing off the ol' iron dome
jdr_42: still get to use templates in Old World.
I_Am_Clockwork: Da Stomp
goombalax: Foot of Gork!
shamblingkrenshar: Horus Heresy also still uses templates, doesn't it?
TheWanderingNomad: Gotta love good ol' Weirdboy powers
airylan: @Raincoast_Bear in 2nd, the Sisters Immolater tank did the two regular side by side. The Heavy Flamer was a bigger teardrop.
TheWanderingNomad: @goombalax Are we sure it wasn't the Foot of Mork?
I_Am_Clockwork: I love that Da Jump has survived so many edditions
jdr_42: @shamblingkrenshar I think so?
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Alchemistmerlin subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 114 months!
Alchemistmerlin: Oooh a hammered war
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Fantusta: What heresy is going on in this chat?
HoloTheWiseWolf_: so are we on the new edition chat?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @HoloTheWiseWolf_ yup
shamblingkrenshar: That poor Tau
Poknok: Sorry, am new. Is Kill Team regular here?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: in fact this is about them learning things
MrTheWalrus: Very X-Com sniper right there, I approve.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: @Bobtheninjagoldfish how big have the changes been im still waiting on my book to show up
TheAwkes: Not painting my teams or learning the rules has finally paid off as they released new rules I can also not learn in time.
Poknok: @HoloTheWiseWolf_ The game is still very familiar, but the tempo of the game changed.
SharpyByNature subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 86 months!
SharpyByNature: T'au that hurt!
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Bobtheninjagoldfish: @HoloTheWiseWolf_ can't really tell I've been half paying attention before now.
shamblingkrenshar: It doesn't seem too different to me but I am a very casual player
CrossXhunteR: AF40K is good branding
Poknok: I dunno, I like the learning streams.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @Poknok There was a Kill Team league a while back. not sure if there is plans for more
RealGamerCow: That's like when Top Gear did the "unscripted" segment that was horrible
Nigouki: sausage being made has way too much of the sausage being way too floppy
Poknok: @Bobtheninjagoldfish Huh. That could be neat, if they do it.
Poknok: Cards are great.
Cptasparagus: I'm also high contrast, cheap, and light
Alchemistmerlin: One might suspect that GW has a financial incentive to make the app less useful than the cards
HoloTheWiseWolf_: are there new compendium team layouts
DigitalSeahorse: Cptasparagus PrideLaugh
shamblingkrenshar: I'm just glad we have an app at all. And not "you have to buy the individual books" like before. Please can it stay this way
LoadingReadyRun: No current plans but we'd definitely like to do another killteam league and/or prerecorded KT content.
Poknok: @Alchemistmerlin Agree. Just printed the cards out at home on paper. Way cheaper.
Fanklok: hehe butt
goombalax: Gun-butte
Poknok: @LoadingReadyRun Kill Team league could be pretty neat.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: @Poknok an avalable unlike other times
Fanklok: They've already done one Kill Team league. You can find the videos over on youtube on the LRRTT channel
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX escher3SAFETY responsible Alex
shamblingkrenshar: Apparently the app cards print reasonably
shamblingkrenshar: So I have been told anyway
PigmyWurm: Ian's dice are a problem
Cptasparagus: Ian's dice are suspiciously close to Loss
DigitalSeahorse: escher3BUZZ escher3BUZZ ba ba
KeytarCat: Ian's dice could work but don't follow any of the conventions I'd expect
HoloTheWiseWolf_: tau are fun cause they gun
Cptasparagus: this would be a great time for Ian to have a secret message written on the back of his head
DigitalSeahorse: in binary
Cptasparagus: free hat
DigitalSeahorse: one guy with a petition sign
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Metric_Furlong: I'm so sorry
JadedCynic: lrrWOW
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
Azsedcf: Ooof
JadedCynic: we don't judge
MacbethSeemsSus: We didnt hear
DigitalSeahorse: we've all been there
TheWanderingNomad: I'm judging....*a little*
JadedCynic: (well, we instinctually judge, but we won't SAY)
DigitalSeahorse: with other similar things
Cptasparagus: fear the walking dead
JadedCynic: I've been seeing ads for that spin-off show :|
47MD: but what was the name of the lore video
TheWanderingNomad: There's also City of the Walking Dead?
SnackPak_: hmmm
RealGamerCow: I actually liked the first season of Fear the Walking Dead, in LA
JadedCynic: how?
MacbethSeemsSus: Not everything's background needs to be explained in a piece of work.
JadedCynic: "I want to know what was happening BEHIND the story!" WHY?!?
Cptasparagus: the children cry out for ships
SnackPak_: sure
Lyinginbedmon: People want to watch a 30 minute video and feel like they have gained knowledge even if there isn't actually any involved
JadedCynic: YES CAM!
DigitalSeahorse: HAHAHAHHAH
goombalax: LMAOOOO
Master_Gunner: Brian Herbert deserves some blame.
Akaiatana: Yeah, I can verify that Cameron
shamblingkrenshar: People have gotten so hung up on lore that they've sometimes completely forgotten about stories. (Alex jokes but Star Wars is a decent example)
JadedCynic: @Master_Gunner heck, Frank isn't spotless either
RealGamerCow: lots of glass in that 40k house
airylan: remembering that 40k lore is nonsense is part of 40k lore.
Metric_Furlong: when it started being called 'lore' instead of 'fluff', that was the mistake
Phailhammer: The drone knows where it is because it knows where it isn't.
JadedCynic: @RealGamerCow yeah, and it's all leaded stained glass too - smashes so prettily :D
Bobtheninjagoldfish: I think the most egregious example of this is FNAF. IT was just some dude trying to make a scary game and well... look at it now
DigitalSeahorse: lore written in fictional languages
MacbethSeemsSus: As a Tolkien fan, I'm concerned how much his family has monetized random notes of his into "written stories". Like the Unfinished Tales.
DigitalSeahorse: escher3SAFETY
JadedCynic: @Bobtheninjagoldfish Yeah! I mean the whole mess boils down human nature to 'explain why' for things. It's not necessarily a GOOD instinct, but it's in all of us
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunFoam
DigitalSeahorse: rad voxlunRad
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunGeiger escher3DOOT escher3DOOT escher3DOOT
JadedCynic: @MacbethSeemsSus yeah, Chris Tolkien & Brian Herbert...sigh
shamblingkrenshar: @JadedCynic I keep telling people "don't answer questions that never needed asking" is the best advice on writing I've been given for this reason.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I think lore is handy in the sense that I enjoy knowing the creator(s) of a setting were thinking about it beyond the most surface-level aspects being presented to the viewer, but it can absolutely get out of hand
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ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: like a setting can only exist on "this is just the way it is" for so long until it collapses under inconsistencies
lonestarbl: The FPV single-cut fly through of Dallas Cowboys stadium is something to behold
RealGamerCow: @lonestarbl especially on the hallways and stuff
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrBonk
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrDed
LoadingReadyRun: I do kind of like that Tolkien did answer a bunch of questions that random people asked him in letters
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa You think that. But again think of things like FNAF. I would be very surpised is all that lore was 'There" in the original concept, and it wasn't just the person who made it watching all the lore vids and going yes. That's totaly what I meant or "I need to do something like that"
MacbethSeemsSus: Background is good, but some mystery/unknown in a story is intriguing by itself.
shamblingkrenshar: I believe someone at Games Workshop said "Everything is canon but not everything is true"
Walla_tv: everything is true not everything is cannon
GasCityGaming: lorethodoxy
Metric_Furlong: Lorthodoxy
JadedCynic: exactly
Master_Gunner: A setting should promote the ability to tell more stories, not lock it down so any story inevitably "contradicts canon".
DrLigmaPhD: Catholics wish they could be as pedantic as nerds
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrHeck
Lyinginbedmon: "There was no other way" "What other ways did you try?"
Raincoast_Bear: Lasers would be silent.
JadedCynic: @DrLigmaPhD well catholics TODAY...they got all their huge nerdery out centuries ago
r10pez10: they're not real lasers if they don't go pew
Poknok: @r10pez10 Would you accept "zap" tho?
r10pez10: Poknok only if the gun has rings around where the laser comes out
Voidhawk42: @Lyinginbedmon That author *gets* 40k like few before or since
Poknok: @r10pez10 Classic raygun. I'm with it.
Walla_tv: but also really liked knives
OldUncleDan: I despise the Night Lords.
JadedCynic: @Raincoast_Bear except for the momentary sizzle of air molecules decomposing as the beam cuts through in a microsecond
DrLigmaPhD: @JadedCynic Tragedy really. Imagine if we had all the aesthetic but lead by less dogma and more curiosity
Voidhawk42: "None of these evils were necessary."
Fanklok: Yeah but it worked
shamblingkrenshar: So Vlad the Impaler?
Lyinginbedmon: Thomas Wayne Batman
Bobtheninjagoldfish: and this man Fell to Chaos? I'm Shocked.. SHOCKED... well... not that shocked
xantos69: Hey kids! How is this going?
Walla_tv: dont break the law or i kill you then skin your family to send a message
Voidhawk42: @Fanklok The moment he left it stopped working, and then he killed everyone.
Raincoast_Bear: Have you tried being on a plane without snakes?
Lyinginbedmon: The fundamental problem of imposing order via terror is that eventually somebody isn't afraid
jdr_42: If you judge by size of decorative bat wings, Kurze is most Batman.
MacbethSeemsSus: Sam Jackson signed up based on how stupid the script was.
Voidhawk42: @Bobtheninjagoldfish He didn;t really fall to chaos. He was already at the bottom, just waiting for everyone else to catch up.
DrLigmaPhD: @Raincoast_Bear Never. They're emotional support
Fanklok: Pre and post heresy Nightlords look exactly the same
OldUncleDan: Magnus did "NOTHING" wrong... But I adore his protrayal in Emperor TTS.
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrFine mattlrFine mattlrFine
Fanklok: Magnus was told to do nothing and he did it wrong
Lyinginbedmon: @OldUncleDan "I am reinstalling the palace"
Raincoast_Bear: There have to be those who rebel against the Imperium without the influence of Chaos, but they don't get treated any differently....
shamblingkrenshar: @MacbethSeemsSus I recall reading he also was adamant they not change the title from the working "Snakes On A Plane"
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Lyinginbedmon: @Raincoast_Bear I expect that's most Rogue Traders and a lot of Hive City civilians
Walla_tv: suddenly red mist
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrBonk mattlrDed
shamblingkrenshar: @Raincoast_Bear Renegade Space Marine chapters do exist. Though this tends to end with them being cut off from necessary resources and slowly backed into a corner where Chaos is totally willing to help don't worry about whats in the contract.
Lyinginbedmon: Reminder: Tau are average human height, on par with the Guardsmen. Space Marines are 8-feet tall. This is mice versus elephants.
shamblingkrenshar: But like, the Badab War for example. While a lot of the rebels ended up on Chaos, that was after their rebellion was put down.
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunBabhed
OldUncleDan: @Lyinginbedmon Well mice wielding Elephant Guns.
Raincoast_Bear: I like to think the two lost Space Marine Legions were females who got fed up with all the male marine BS and just left Imperium space.
Nigouki: took me longer than usual, but if you're gonna drone remember to check this handy dandy map where it'll be shot out of the sky by the government: https://nrc.canada.ca/en/drone-tool/
Lyinginbedmon: @shamblingkrenshar I have to imagine there's maintenance to keep space marines alive too. They're full of organ transplants and mechanical devices after all.
OldUncleDan: @Raincoast_Bear That's my headcanoon as well.
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrWoof mattlrWoof mattlrWoof
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrHeck
Master_Gunner: but I was told Papa Nurgle loves us!
OldUncleDan: Slannesh is probably the best choice out of the four.
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrDevil mattlrDevil mattlrDevil
shamblingkrenshar: @Lyinginbedmon Yeah. Chapters need a lot of external support. And if you leave the Imperium odds are you're not getting it.
DrLigmaPhD: Nurgle is a horoscope girl?
JadedCynic: @Master_Gunner yes, but nobody ever said it was a *healthy, accepting* love...
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrPika
Fanklok: Khorne is probably the least bad
TheAwkes: "Don't change, except into a giant walking ruptured pustule."
JadedCynic: dry
Lyinginbedmon: As a trans person, Tzeentch is totally my chaos god of choice
shamblingkrenshar: I kinda like Vashtor. At least bro tells you how he's going to screw you over up front.
JadedCynic: @Fanklok well, Khorne is the *most honest*
Walla_tv: I mean theres a lot of skulls that should be taken. im down for khorne
kragmabutch: now i want to conceptualize each chaos god based on how they would advise you to approach a therapy appointment
Raincoast_Bear: I don't think that is a good paradigm for Nurgle. Papa Nurgle expects you to change. A lot.
Voidhawk42: Tzeentch is clean, in the same way Fire is clean
Walla_tv: Kharns a swell guy his god cant be that bad
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrBalls
airylan: Nurgle is opposite Tzeentch a lot as Nurgle is Stasis where Tzeentch is Change
Raincoast_Bear: SMOrc I prefer the Orks myself. They were made to fight. And they fight. No moral ambiguity. SMOrc
JadedCynic: Nurgle isn't stasis, Nurgle is entropy
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrBlush right in the buttum
JadedCynic: @Raincoast_Bear Orks are definitely the HAPPIEST faction
Walla_tv: they do a lot of slaving to be the "good guys"
DrLigmaPhD: Robot not programmed to feel pain but it IS programmed to fear death
DigitalSeahorse: so it's mutual
JadedCynic: they're doing what they were made for
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Walla_tv: tyranids is the real argument for good guys
couchboyj: Dark Elder probably give orcs a run for their money on enjoying themselves
shamblingkrenshar: Orkz don't understand why you would build a military installation for any other reason than for someone to try to attack it.
JadedCynic: @Walla_tv but remember - every ded humins is another ork to be born (spores)
DigitalSeahorse: dang ol brain chemistry
DigitalSeahorse: yikes
MacbethSeemsSus: “This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movement of small green pieces of paper, which was odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.”
Raincoast_Bear: Tyranids are not the good guys. Tyranids just ARE.
Voidhawk42: The Hive Mind has enjoyed visiting the buffet
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrWoof mattlrPika
Poknok: The bigger the mind, the worse the migraine.
DrLigmaPhD: The Hive Mindis a grad student?
Rourke9: the Tyranids are stress eating??
shamblingkrenshar: Tyranids are pure like a meteor is pure. A force of nature.
Walla_tv: The elrad quote about orks is great. "The Orks are the pinnacle of creation. For them, the great struggle is won. They have evolved a society which knows no stress or angst. Who are we to judge them? We Eldar who have failed, or the Humans, on the road to ruin in their turn? And why? Because we sought answers to questions that an Ork wouldn't even bother to ask! We see a culture that is strong and despise it as crude."
goombalax: in the Blood angels book the hive mind recognizes Dante after so many centuries of him fighting them and they specifically invade Baal because of it
JadedCynic: the Tyrranid hivemind is JUMPY! *humans say hi* "AHHHH!" *eats everyone* "Sorry *burp* I was surprised - they could've been about to attack..."
Raincoast_Bear: The Genestealer Cults believe the Tyranids are the good guys.
DigitalSeahorse: then as a last resort they start gambling to keep eating
shamblingkrenshar: Death Korp believe that "Victory or Death" is weak. Why not both?
Voidhawk42: I love all the 40k Xenos. I'm always mildly irritated that so much of the lore revolves around humans punching each other.
JadedCynic: the Necrons are like "Dangit - I told all you whipper-snappers that grampy needed his forty winks! Where's my belt?"
Raincoast_Bear: ^^^^^^^
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSPOOPY
DrLigmaPhD: There's some Dr. Who ass story to be told about manipulating Ork belief to achieve their downfall
DigitalSeahorse: sneezy?
OldUncleDan: If I was forced to join a Space Marine faction (but got to choose,) I'd probably choose either the Salamanders or Imperial Fists.
Raincoast_Bear: Orks Orky
DigitalSeahorse: dopey?
DigitalSeahorse: doc?
Walla_tv: id voter MORE for slaanesh
HoloTheWiseWolf_: slaanesh horny in more ways than 1
JadedCynic: @DrLigmaPhD I love the story that a Imperial Legionaire was alone and out of ammo, but pointed his empty gun and when "PEW!" and convinced the orks that it was really shooting...and their unconscious psyker abilities made them die. :)
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Slaanesh would be more "hedonism" as it's about more than just sex it's all about indulgence.
shamblingkrenshar: @JadedCynic There's an out of universe theory that Commisar Yarrik can't die because Orkz simply refuse to conceive of a universe in which Yarrik isn't there for them to fight
TheAwkes: The Necrons are just a bunch of lovable curmudgeons who want the kids (everyone) to get off their lawn (the whole galaxy).
JadedCynic: @Bobtheninjagoldfish yes, indulgence in general - pleasure
DigitalSeahorse: "blub blub blub" "that seems wrong!"
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: 5+ is pretty usual for light infantry
DrLigmaPhD: @JadedCynic Like for real. How many do you have to kidnap and brainwash into to just deleting them from the universe? Few billion?
I_Am_Clockwork: gib Tyranids!
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrWoof voxlunCarp
I_Am_Clockwork: just some geanstealers or lictors or something, as a treat
JadedCynic: @TheAwkes "Dammit, stop messing with those crab apples - they'll make you sick!" (In reality driving several factions away from a Blackstone Fortress*
Voidhawk42: A single Eversor Assassin
goombalax: theres PVE rules now
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I want a Tau team that's a single crisis suite and a small fire warrior team supporting it
HoloTheWiseWolf_: so are there still compendium teams?
MacbethSeemsSus: *boss music activates*
I_Am_Clockwork: I hope that for Tyranids its just one Mawlok or something
I_Am_Clockwork: like a single large base
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Raincoast_Bear: No compendium teams
DigitalSeahorse: my kill team would be a big kraken
shamblingkrenshar: @JadedCynic I forget the exact line, but one of my favorite Necron quotes was around the lines of "As ever, you humans behold a puddle and believe you rule the ocean."
JadedCynic: @DrLigmaPhD the one flaw there is it's only a delaying tactic - remember the reproduction cycle of the ork...every dead one spawns more in time...
HoloTheWiseWolf_: @Raincoast_Bear interesting i guess they wanted to level the playing field
TheAwkes: I want to see a hexmark destroyer kill team.
goombalax: Ablative Guardsmen
DrLigmaPhD: @JadedCynic Yeah but dead is different from nonexistent
OldUncleDan: One side is Lion El' Johnson...
Raincoast_Bear: Apparently everybody deserves to have to learn special rules...
Voidhawk42: Back in my day (early 2000s) a Tyranid Kill Team could be exactly 2 Lictors
HoloTheWiseWolf_: i guess there isnt a sisters team yet outside novitiats
JadedCynic: @DrLigmaPhD ah. I dunno...I wonder if you could distract enough orks for long enough to have any noticeable effect...they do just go back to their biological urge...
JadedCynic: Wah.
Raincoast_Bear: Now that a Ratling team in on deck, I want to see an Ogryn KillTeam.
JadedCynic: Oh. Yeah! Riiiiiight........sorry. :(
MacbethSeemsSus: Looks up. "Right, gun."
PMAvers: I mean, that's sort of a thing in Trench Crusade with the Anchorite Shrine, a big 'ol metal warmachine where you can sacrifice one of your models can volunteer to be broken on the "wheel", and it gets strapped to it's shield. It'll absorb hits for the model until it dies. But no matter how many hits it takes, it *will* die at the end of the scenario.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: did they fix the Lion yet? Apparently he was REALLY bad in game.
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunGeiger voxlunRad voxlunRad voxlunRad escher3DOOT escher3DOOT
JadedCynic: Immortalized in 'environmental graffiti'
DrLigmaPhD: @JadedCynic They all spontaneously animorph into Waluigi?
MacbethSeemsSus: Bright flash and then you're sterilized.
Raincoast_Bear: Featuring an appearance by a famous Pratchett character. HELLO THERE.
JadedCynic: @DrLigmaPhD .....Sweet creamery butter NO! lokenCry
DigitalSeahorse: escher3SAFETY mattlrBonk mattlrBonk
JadedCynic: @MacbethSeemsSus if you mean "you have no living cells anymore" sterilized, okay, yeah.
OldUncleDan: A literal "Earth Shaker".
JadedCynic: less 'friendly fire' and more 'addressed to OCCUPANT'
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrLurk
DrLigmaPhD: @JadedCynic The Imperium learns quickly how easy they had it
Raincoast_Bear: Big BaDaBoom. The guys who pull the rope to fire the gun are, in fact, standing on an entirely different planet.
JadedCynic: @DrLigmaPhD "Never say 'it can't get worse' - someone will think of a way" :D
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MacbethSeemsSus: @JadedCynic It's effective!
DrLigmaPhD: @JadedCynic I mean, Waluigi isn't that bad at a personal level, the Imperial military and civilian governments would just be replaced. The plans the Walegion has for the tyranids, however....
DigitalSeahorse: DinoDance
DigitalSeahorse: escher3BUZZ
RealGamerCow: I love that the pride shirt pictures were taken like 5 years ago and Kathleen and James look effectively the same as they did then
DigitalSeahorse: digita435OctoPop maybe I should make this one shake or replace it with a vibrating duck digita435Duck1
ButterBall000: Is there by chance a playlist of the break music?
DigitalSeahorse: !music
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DigitalSeahorse: there sure is
ButterBall000: @DigitalSeahorse Thanks! =^.^=
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrAngel mattlrHeart
DigitalSeahorse: mmmmmm
kodalith: This is the new edition?
comrade_cards: love that wondermark!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @kodalith yes
DigitalSeahorse: I love those too
DigitalSeahorse: xD
RealGamerCow: Korean metal chopsticks are hard to use
I_Am_Clockwork: I also love a good Tapir
I_Am_Clockwork: good old tapir
kodalith: Open board?
Despoiler98: MAWP
MacbethSeemsSus: MAWP
Voidhawk42: Did the Gun kill anyone? Does the planet have a seperate kill score?
Raincoast_Bear: Has anyone revealled a Tac op?
DigitalSeahorse: escher3CRIMES be gorilla do crimes
LoadingReadyRun: no tac ops in this scenario
DigitalSeahorse: so Akira 40K?
DigitalSeahorse: xD
kodalith: The edition DOES have co op this time
Raincoast_Bear: Awesome. No Tac Ops in any scenario is fine with me.
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunBabhed
Raincoast_Bear: Tau-itter
DigitalSeahorse: lrrFRUMP
goombalax: T'witter
Voidhawk42: Tau'tter
Cptasparagus: and they shall nono fear
goombalax: No, Know fear
DigitalSeahorse: Xssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Raincoast_Bear: KrooTwitter
DigitalSeahorse: kablooy
Ogrekidd: I dont want to know what happens to the Kroot when it eats social media influencers
Akaiatana: And prions
Voidhawk42: Only if they use the *special* stomach
DrLigmaPhD: Catgirl Kroot
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrWoof
Master_Gunner: I'm sure I've seen pictures of that
couchboyj: Kroot with permenant duck face from a bad meal in the 2010s
Raincoast_Bear: The Drones have a better union than the Kroot.
Cptasparagus: I was going to try Zaxbys earlier until I saw they had a "Mr. Beast" meal and instead I went grocery shopping
HoloTheWiseWolf_: i mean catgirl kroot probably exists in a 3d print somewhere
Bruceski: Tyrannid Twitter is just people posting pictures of their lunch. Indistinguishable from other factions posting selfies.
DigitalSeahorse: ssandSmart everyone become CAT
HoloTheWiseWolf_: i got cat girl gaurdsmen and dog girl votan
DrLigmaPhD: How many anime PFPs do the kroot eat before simply becoming an implicit fascist?
DigitalSeahorse: Hatsune Neko
Master_Gunner: @DrLigmaPhD Or is that cancelled out by the Kroot being inherently trans?
DrLigmaPhD: @Master_Gunner The Sailor Moon ratio?
Cookie_Nova: Since when does LRR do the warhammer? :o
DigitalSeahorse: there have been at least two other sessions
LoadingReadyRun: @Cookie_Nova we've played a fair amount of Killteam on the channel
DigitalSeahorse: that I've watched*
goombalax: they ran a whole league last edition
I_Am_Clockwork: they did a whole leage last year
Cookie_Nova: Well then I have to ask... are 2K battle reports a thing as well? :o
TinkerTezz: Ian's Ako dice are a wonderful touch for a Tau Killteam
DigitalSeahorse: my brain might be melding days together
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
DigitalSeahorse: you are sub par at maths
thrythlind: I've had to explain to a few people about Tolkien societies and how a lot of them are imperialistic... I generally summarize it as "There are very good, ethical and heroic PEOPLE in Middle Earth... there's no good SOCIETY in Middle Earth"
Cookie_Nova: The T'au will definitely be confused when they hear that their mother was a hamster and their father smelt of elderberries
TinkerTezz: lol
estebanolvidado: hahahahaha
estebanolvidado: they will need a shrubbery
thrythlind: one of those was "Why did Tolkien make the elves so perfect and good?" ..... Me: "So... let me tell you about the Kinslayings and how the Noldor perfected their genocide game."
Raincoast_Bear: I don't think Astartes would deign to speak to a xeno even if they could communicate.
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OldUncleDan: @Raincoast_Bear Well, given recent events featuring the return of Roberto Gulliman.
TinkerTezz: @Raincoast_Bear Probs not an Astartes, no lol
Raincoast_Bear: Oh, has Bobby G. been rapping with the aliens?
DigitalSeahorse: that is a very white plate
Cookie_Nova: Does the objective untap at the beginning of Ian's turn?
OldUncleDan: @Raincoast_Bear Well, he does seem to have an Eldar girlfriend...
kodalith: Isn't Guard only in Gallowdark?
Raincoast_Bear: Stand on guard for thee!
LoadingReadyRun: @kodalith that guy has a special ability to do it in regular mission
kodalith: Ahhh haven't looked at Phobos in the new edition
kodalith: Non reciprocal shooting was rough
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: there's actually a terrain feature you can give things that's basically "no, the tiny little gap between two bricks is not a valid sightline"
DigitalSeahorse: digita435Duck1 digita435Duck1 digita435Duck1 get your little ducks in a row
Raincoast_Bear: Are there no Kill Ops VPs in this scenario?
DigitalSeahorse: everyone suddenly becomes more dashing!
DigitalSeahorse: lrrBartleby
Adalore: Poor Tau.
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Bobtheninjagoldfish: The dice have been kind to cameron tonight. or is it that They have been cruel to Ian?
DigitalSeahorse: still admiring this paint job lrrSHINE escher3THUMBSUP
Adalore: Yes.
Walla_tv: Conceal and in cover can be not a valid target still if im reading page 42 right
kodalith: Charge adds 2
Loyal_Rook: @walla_tv there are a few work around
DigitalSeahorse: escher3WMAGE mattlrBonk mattlrDed
MacbethSeemsSus: Those blades are just for guests. Put them away.
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrPika
DrLigmaPhD: SMH where's the straight-onic arm?
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thedepthandbreadthofseth: I remember when Cam was painting the little mans they definitely are founded with loyal astartes gene seed.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @Raincoast_Bear they only have one way to score, I can't remember which one.. sortry
HoloTheWiseWolf_: did the phobos get a buff this edition?
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrBork
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrDogchamp mattlrHype2
Walla_tv: ggs
kodalith: Is there a Kill Op for this?
MrTheWalrus: 'The bad guys win' - so, every 40k battle.
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrHeart mattlrHeart mattlrHeart
Raincoast_Bear: It seemed to flow well. I enjoyed it. I look forward to playing myself soon. SMOrc lrrCAMERON lrrIAN lrrALEX
HoloTheWiseWolf_: cause phobos was kinda underproforming last ed
Walla_tv: LOS is so much cleaner
kodalith: I'm playing my first game of 3rd on Tuesday
kodalith: So Excited
Raincoast_Bear: Phobos were "weird" last edition. Vanilla marines were the Intercession Squad.
DigitalSeahorse: paintt3Yay paintt3Rbow paintt3HYPE
Walla_tv: are there plans for another league?
HoloTheWiseWolf_: it will be nice to see the teams going foward
I_Am_Clockwork: Cheer1000 Well my vote is for more kill team in any form haha
Raincoast_Bear: Me?
HoloTheWiseWolf_: eddited also alows for some interesting camera shots
TheAwkes: It me. I'm that.
I_Am_Clockwork: us the viewer! we did this
MacbethSeemsSus: That's a lot of pressure.
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrBork EWE
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Raincoast_Bear: Apple Bad. Right.
Walla_tv: twitch app also upcharges
HoloTheWiseWolf_: this is what herasy looks like
Dog_of_Myth: !store
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SnackPak_: lrrBartleby stuff
47MD: is it the orginal terra though?
Raincoast_Bear: AF40k T-Shirt when?
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrHeart escher3FOX feliciaHeartani lrrSHINE digita435LOVE paintt3Mwah LuvHearts PrideLove
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HoloTheWiseWolf_: good work ian
TinkerTezz: Thanks for sharing the team kills folks!
DigitalSeahorse: LOL
DigitalSeahorse: PridePaint PrideWorld
Walla_tv: you can even buy a does it for you LUL
Walla_tv: machine*
DoodlestheGreat: I was watching someone with the Pokemod on it earlier.
Walla_tv: no mtg mod for tcg sim is a crime
HoloTheWiseWolf_: we where glad to watch the late night tream of this as well
SnackPak_: lrrBartleby
Dog_of_Myth: lrrBartleby
kodalith: Thanksgiving Dice Friends!
Dog_of_Myth: Just like Ian
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrLul
DoodlestheGreat: They must hurt like the dickens then, Cam.
MacbethSeemsSus: The last episode ending with Graham's character hocking up a furball was *chef's kiss*
kodalith: Who did the terrain work? Its really great
SeiichiSin: Bophades got me to laugh way to hard when I saw the name. Was such a good joke Cam. seiichLOL
Akaiatana: You will like this one
DoodlestheGreat: Mein O'clock?
PMAvers: Time to get defenestrated
CaptainSpam: Get ready to chuck hostiles out windows!
MacbethSeemsSus: @kodalith Ben painted it.
Dog_of_Myth: Mysterium is great
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrConfus mattlrOhyoudog
Bobtheninjagoldfish: 3d printed camerons ghost
DigitalSeahorse: I like deducing
bramble_st: Good work Ben!!
Raincoast_Bear: Ben lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
xantos69: Cheer50 Bits
Bruceski: I appreciate that Mysterium uses cards designed to be so chaotic that people can lead themselves astray. I can imagine a version that was more definite (single emojis for example) and much less fun.
Dog_of_Myth: lrrCrab
DigitalSeahorse: Ben, that's an amazing paint job! paintt3Brush paintt3Bob paintt3Brush
KWardJenx: Thank you for the stream!
DoodlestheGreat: !storm
LRRbot: Today's storm count: 34 (new subscribers: 0, returning subscribers: 34, new patrons: 0, new YouTube members: 0, returning Youtube members: 0), bits cheered: 11550, new followers: 2, YouTube super chats: 0, YouTube super stickers: 0
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrBork
DigitalSeahorse: mattlrLick
62MGcobra: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
DoodlestheGreat: Bye bye!
I_Am_Clockwork: thanks for the fun stream!