thirsty_kitteh: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never-ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: Starstruck: Hands of Time) at Sun 04:00 PM PDT (12m from now).
DaxStrife: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never-ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: Starstruck: Hands of Time) at Sun 04:00 PM PDT (0s ago).
baltimore_667083: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: Boss Juice
accountmadeforants:
TehAmelie: oh my, a signal
TheDailyMapleSyrup:
accountmadeforants: I've been playing a little bit of Starstruck this week and good lord those rhythm sections are hard. I eventually switched to holding my leverless controller on its side for the guitar sections just so I could have the buttons in a row, but now I'm really curious how well an actual guitar controller would work.
TehAmelie: g'day
accountmadeforants:
SaxPython: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 4:07 PM
accountmadeforants: They rotate the clock in the Z-axis
Redbassist: Gotta flip those clocks
SaxPython: The hour glass goes the other way
SaxPython: Clap clap clap
Redbassist: Flip it turnways
SaxPython: #Spoilers
LordZarano: Time change is the 27th in EU
Redbassist:
TehAmelie: a secret stream eh? is it in the room with us right now?
Redbassist: !store
SaxPython:
Snowcookies: !clip
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SaxPython: Terminator alternate ending
TehAmelie: have we stroked some stars yet?
TehAmelie: or struck
Juliamon: I wondered about that!
SaxPython:
accountmadeforants:
There were definitely some big things in the Prologue you didn't do yet, yeah 
Redbassist:
RatherLargeToad: Do not forget friend snek
NotCainNorAbel: defrag
couchboyj: Windows automatically defrags now for the most part yeah
accountmadeforants: SSDs also shouldn't be defragmented, their microcontrollers do a different thing of moving things around cells to equalize wear.
LordZarano: On SSDs defragmenting is actively harmful
TehAmelie: i remember trying to teach people to defrag and them being mad at me because it took so long
ArdCollider: if you need the same vibe without the harm, just watch Fortnite patch on the Epic store.
ArdCollider: little colored blocks move around, it takes forever, it's soothing but also obnoxious
LordZarano: SSDs need to be "TRIM"ed instead... which every OS automatically does in the background afaik
accountmadeforants: There's one YouTuber/Streamer I follow who did an anniversary stream where they did literally watch paint dry for most of the stream.
KeytarCat: RTGame has a whole set of "Bad stream concepts". His "Watching Paint Dry" stream had a record attendance
Dog_of_Myth:
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Strebenherz: The future assassination of Ian
SaxPython: It was a good run
SaxPython: !mastodon
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goombalax: Horse hair-esy
DrLigmaPhD: And the unicorns are how we defeat the fascists?
accountmadeforants: @LordZarano And the OS doesn't even really do it itself, it just tells the SSD's controller which data is deleted and then lets the SSD figure out how to handle that information. (And usually that means erasing the data on those cells and then shuffling around other data to level out the wear across cells.) Unlike defragmenting, which is almost entirely software-driven.
SaxPython: My daughter will follow this plan
couchboyj:
I believe Donkey Kong is a member of the great apes, and is not a monkey 
Redbassist: That's your horse
DaxStrife: Started streaming confirming this was Rhythm Cafe, devolved immediately into House of Lies.
TehAmelie: the Kong family includes many kinds of apes and monkeys. they must have adopted a lot now that i think of it
accountmadeforants: I'm at about .25 drink.
TehAmelie:
starting with "smoked strawberry" 
Dog_of_Myth: That sounds wonderful.
Caffine1138: I'm about half a can into the local brewery's scottish ale
Strebenherz: dr pepper is valid
TehAmelie: i haven't touched Dr Pepper in like 30 years. no regrets
accountmadeforants: Dawn
Redbassist: Dawn
Strebenherz: awww
Caffine1138: my boss at my internship drank Dr Pepper by the liter/day
jessieimproved: I graduated with exactly 1 Dawn
Redbassist:
RatherLargeToad:
Frog MVP 
accountmadeforants: Starstruck: Chrono Trigger 2
TehAmelie: Quelaag's Sister vibes
accountmadeforants: There is literally someone outside who says you should talk to everyone twice, because talking about something else the second time is the town's proud tradition.
TehAmelie: i think the tricky part is to make safety matches that won't spontaneously combust or make your jaw fall off
nevermore913: Definitely worth watching fire
NotCainNorAbel: on of my highest watched clips
nevermore913: The devil will make us the next dawn?
Strebenherz: The mark twain claymation is a hell of a trip
TehAmelie: Ozwald, like in the TV show, Oz
RatherLargeToad: Eddd….warrrd…
Strebenherz: fair, there's a LOT of sad stuff
kusinohki: does that mean you didn't see Mei Lin (??) and her tiny panda??
Strebenherz: yeah the first anime series got ahead of the manga, and at a certain point was basically approved fanfic
TheMerricat: ozwald.
accountmadeforants: Ozwald
SaxPython: Fredrick 4 is pretty cool
accountmadeforants: Also, we abandoned our original acoustic guitar
TheMerricat: The sound of the star filling up
kusinohki: now the prince will travel the land to find the one who can play this guitar, and they will become queen of the land
Strebenherz: PFT
Strebenherz: Yeah no thank you
Redbassist: The secret piss
Strebenherz: SO ABOUT FULL METAL ALCHEMIST
accountmadeforants: As per Adam's chat: "Show toilet"
SaxPython:
offbeatwitch: ever since i watched the demo, the fairies saying "it's him" is a permanent part of my vocabulary
offbeatwitch: which is a problem, because its a completely inexplicable reference and also is just a normal sentence
TehAmelie: a staff is just a wand with insecurity
Redbassist: Snek
DaxStrife: YUP
RealGamerCow: I don't understand it either, game.
Bionull: You're saying this is the 4th angel?
KeytarCat: sue
TehAmelie: i hope Stay Fresh Cheese Bags shows up at some point
RealGamerCow: I would scream. very loudly
Bionull: Neither does wonder bread
TehAmelie: like bread!
TehAmelie: well, the mold molds the bread
ArdCollider: behold, a chicken (waves thawed chicken breast around)
RatherLargeToad: “I’m you, but snakier”
BusTed: Plus they know their scales.
SquareDotCube: they'd be very good at noodling
serramarkov: I binged Severance (season 1) and the music upset me- I really think that they ripped off part of EVA- "Marking Time, Waiting for Death" in the opening.
Redbassist: They just play slither slide guitar
TehAmelie: now i know what you can do if you wanted to play with more danger on Tinker Tailor: medium rare chicken breast
DaxStrife: I'm posthensile.
ArdCollider: braced myself for "I don't have that je ne snake quoi"
accountmadeforants: I've played Snake Pass, I do know what it's like to be a snake, provided that snake is secretly a string of spherical collision boxes.
Mollylele: Jail, Ard go directly to jail
accountmadeforants:
It's Donkey Kong!
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TehAmelie: after the last time your parents put you down and didn't pick you up again
Mollylele: i woke up in a chair after passing out in a surgical suite?
RatherLargeToad: Getting a bit too Pinocchio up in here
Dog_of_Myth:
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SquareDotCube: I rarely hear the occasional Mario coin or powerup too
TehAmelie: i was up so extremely late finishing Metal Gear Solid 2, i sort of blacked out for parts of the big climactic codec conversation. i think at one point there i went from sitting by the wall to lying in bed without noticing
Boon_33: now available on the LRR store, custom vibrations by Ian.
kusinohki: I wish I knew how to make my own ring tone. there's this scene in escaflowne where a music box plays a music box version of the opening theme and I always thought it would make a good ring tone...
SquareDotCube: Yeah, I think more people have just gotten conscious of obnoxious personalization
Juliamon: THe paper barrier thing
TehAmelie: that curiosity killed the cat
kusinohki: I thought curiosity was on mars
RatherLargeToad:
TehAmelie: if it has plumbing, is it even an outhouse? i think that's just a tiny house
kusinohki: indoor plumbing in an outhouse - outdoor plumbing? outhouse plumbing??
TehAmelie: aah, just remembered Shrinking season 2 is starting this week
RatherLargeToad: Lord Zed!
TehAmelie: that N is crooked
SquareDotCube: Penguin
SaxPython: Rotate the Donkey
kusinohki: cpt N, the game master
SquareDotCube: Kind of?
SquareDotCube: Are you trying to jumpscare Zeta?
kusinohki: I want a secret door bookshelf triggered by pulling the correct book
SquareDotCube: Hour 999999999999 of 99999999999999..
SquareDotCube: I know where you can get a ten foot skeleton for $350
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SquareDotCube: or is it 12? 15?
Juliamon: The Costco ones were 350, but they're on clearance now for like 100
Juliamon: (if you can find them)
TehAmelie: can i have a cinnabun skeleton instead of a spider skeleton?
DaxStrife: Skeleteen Girl Squad?
SquareDotCube: "No sir, I'm not smuggling a ten food skeleton into Canada, not at all, ignore the big leg sticking out of the car"
Juliamon: At least it's not dead?
TehAmelie: a walleye bird
TehAmelie: i was worried this was gonna be like Arthur Dent meeting Agrajag but maybe it's not that dire
accountmadeforants: Mom is like the Thank Goodness You're Here protagonist, except instead of only punch, she only kick
accountmadeforants: You're heard of flatbread, now introducing flatbird.
DaxStrife: Unflatten your birds
SaxPython: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 8 Nov 03:00 PM PST (25d, 22:56 from now)
RealGamerCow: omg less than 4 weeks until DB
TehAmelie: you probably should feed birds flatbread
TehAmelie: flatten them up
Dog_of_Myth: !venga
LRRbot: Turn down for BUS!
artacuno53: that bot command reminds me, someone talked about desertbus being a thing to prepare for but its far out enough to not be on the schedule, whens that happen?
artacuno53: december?
TehAmelie: we'll see the schedule emptying when everyone gets busy preparing
accountmadeforants: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 8 Nov 03:00 PM PST (25d, 22:47 from now)
SaxPython:
accountmadeforants: Yeah, the rhythm sections feel like they were designed for a guitar controller and then backported to a regular controller. (Fortunately you can use different controllers/mappings for the guitar sections vs. the regular gameplay)
TheMerricat: 2020353
Dog_of_Myth: o7
iarethel0ser: F
Dog_of_Myth: F
SaxPython:
accountmadeforants: "Now, I may sound old fashioned, but some things, some things our ancestors got right. F's in the chat, please, and a skibidi to those who lost their oomfies."
SaxPython: Every good boy does fine
SaxPython: Lol
Dog_of_Myth: Based Clef
SaxPython: #Gotem
adept_nekomancer:
Treble clef has the just world fallacy built into it. 
terribleplan: Circle of fifths is "BEAD Greatest Common Factor", and that 's all the more music theory I can remember
KeytarCat: Add 5 to the grade for an average
RealGamerCow: The US does that, but without the tutoring
Boon_33: so how does the story end, did you make friends?
SaxPython: Wooooo
accountmadeforants:
accountmadeforants: Excellent
accountmadeforants: Honestly, the jeopardy theme on organ would be hilarious
SaxPython: Door doot doot doot
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy! How goes the time traveling/destruction?
adept_nekomancer: So this is the prequel to Mozart: Requiem. Got it.
KeytarCat: I think most people would recommend against being a Mozart
PharaohBender27: Apparently he and his wife were childless, so no direct descendants
PharaohBender27: Whoops, misread that - their two children who survived to adulthood were childless
DaxStrife: I want "Deathbed: the Bed That Eats."
SquareDotCube: Death beds that look like they came out of 40K
Juliamon: Hey mom, this is kinda fucked up
PharaohBender27:
@accountmadeforants 
But that is an awesome rendition of that tune
KeytarCat: It's really hard to practice for two hours
terribleplan: I've pair programmed with someone who contributed less than a rubber duck before, so...
adept_nekomancer: Yep, statue's definitely haunted.
offbeatwitch: We Still Don't Know Ghosts
accountmadeforants: You just need something to lure the ghost first, then you switcheroo the lure with a jello. (As we all know, jello is a ghost's most stable form.)
terribleplan: I believe the statue was canonically filled with foam
GDwarble: Suddenly Utena and/or Demien happens
KWardJenx: phrasing?
accountmadeforants: Victor indeed, has Robot Devil Hands
SaxPython:
RatherLargeToad: Is our Grandfather Han Solo?
Snowcookies: what is this game?
accountmadeforants: @Snowcookies Starstruck: Hands of Time, and incredible
RealGamerCow: Rhizomes would like to have a talk.
RatherLargeToad: Dough, a deer, a female deer
accountmadeforants: And yeah, I'm hoping there's a making of by the end/credits of this.
Juliamon: If it refused to become bread, some idiot employee would chuck it in the dumpster
Bionull: You're saying you eat non consensual bread? Wow.
KeytarCat: They didn't paint their mini
RatherLargeToad: Is there anyone who the snake isn’t?
SquareDotCube: They'll toss you out, Ian.
accountmadeforants: Lucy instructs you to yeet school
accountmadeforants: This is rad
SaxPython: What was the recent -ish Rhythm Cafe game where you were an intergalactic guitarist? This has notes of that.
adept_nekomancer: Ghost status: uninstalled.
RatherLargeToad: …maybe check her pulse?
accountmadeforants: @SaxPython Yeah, in this one we're simply a time travelling guitarist from the moon, looking in on the past and occasionally nudging things by breaking the town as a giant hand.
SaxPython: It was the Artful Escape
RatherLargeToad: or…same note!
SaxPython:
@accountmadeforants 
accountmadeforants:
SquareDotCube: disco moon
accountmadeforants: Twitter is alive again!
RatherLargeToad: Moon’s disco *pumps shotgun*
jpost042: wants a Gitaroo Man remaster
quatoria: mojo mojo mojo king bee, baby!
KeytarCat: What was the name of that game? The one where we played the nephew of a folk musician and hitched a ride to the glamorgon?
Juliamon: Already mentioned, Artful Escape
KeytarCat: Thank
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KeytarCat:
I missed that someone answered it 
RatherLargeToad: That’s how Millie Vaniilie happened
accountmadeforants: Never, impossible
offbeatwitch: That's true Ian
DarthRagnar815:
Juliamon: ok but also: autism
RealGamerCow: The Allegory of the Beej
TheMerricat: Should we take that literally Ian?
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SaxPython: Bone Flute? More Mozart references
LordZarano: So what's the metaphor that Ian telling us not to take things literally is trying to convey?
Juliamon: Break the world's shell, Dawn!
accountmadeforants: Dawn, beloved by the Moooon
Bionull: So if I can't music then I'm not human? Thanks computer.
accountmadeforants: Core and calves day?
SquareDotCube: Ian does not want an Alarmo then
accountmadeforants: Maybe they're still trying to track Ian down, guitar in hand
accountmadeforants:
Good reference, good reference!
accountmadeforants:
I fully expected a 
Lysander_salamander: "Game Over -- Time Paradox"
Juliamon: Fake it til you make it, dammit
Lysander_salamander: are the voices words played backwards?
Lysander_salamander: nice, reverb
terribleplan: If someone asks whether you're a God, you say yes.
Lysander_salamander: neat
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Lysander_salamander: nice
Lysander_salamander: I don't remember, does the demo have you make a deal with a demon?
accountmadeforants: The words feel very intentional
SaxPython: Lets Nope ready
Mollylele: oh yeah this whole game has a horrendous vibe
Lysander_salamander: Is he the secret fan that wanted to get Dawn's haircut?
RealGamerCow: I wonder if the different guitar store guitars have different sounds
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
Lysander_salamander: aha
Lysander_salamander: so it was the whole city
SaxPython: Could you imagine. Do you think that guitar choice put us on different paths? Is there a right choice?
Lysander_salamander: oh, her guitar is cardboard. Did she make it herself?
Mollylele: this story would hit different if these were the Trombone Hero controls
LordZarano: @Lysander_salamander Lucy made it for her (and snuck it into jail)
Lysander_salamander: oh my
SaxPython: Lol
SquareDotCube: Ian please
SaxPython: Clap clap clap
SaxPython: !patreon
Lysander_salamander: have a good evening! Thanks for playing
SaxPython: !store
SaxPython:
Snowcookies: ty for the stream
viowof: everyone out and about voting, seems like
SaxPython:
Hangover on Theros
RealGamerCow: I like this Dice Friends. They are looking for a cute cow lady.
offbeatwitch: another tom francis banger
pn55:
Thanks for the stream! 
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