Where Goes the Bride? - Brides & Berserkers Ep2 || Dice Friends

 TehAmelie: hmm (she said, cleverly)
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 TehAmelie: better than the vinegariest merkin?
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KeytarCat: but also 502 for me
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toturi91: can’t wait for this! sooo hype!
DideRobot: LRR: Episode 2 of Brides & Berserkers on DICE FRIENDS premiering now on Twitch and YouTube. | The party thinks they have a lead on the missing bride, but where will that take them? | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun | https://youtu.be/a1PaSgXyr5g (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/113308479643574598
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 Manae: !next
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 PharaohBender27: Well-done, Manae!
 Manae:  
 Vequenor: I really hope Bophedes find his nuts this session
KeytarCat: 
 serramarkov: Hallo Friends!
 PharaohBender27: OK, YT countdown has started, so less than 2 minutes
  Sarah_Serinde: Hi Graham
 TehAmelie: ohaio
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 TheDevil_Risen: Woo! Ep 2
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 PharaohBender27: Oooooooh
 northos: oh boy 
 BraveOthello: Prepare for the curse!
 DiscordianTokkan: Oh boy! A CURSE
 MacbethSeemsSus: Appropriate for October
 djalternative: Oh. So Kathleen doesn't say cursed stuff?
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 public_key_reveal_party: Did you not get the wards on the editing PC refreshed?
 Its_VeeBot: Computer's haunted
 PharaohBender27: Final 
 queerlystudley: 
 northos: tis the season 
 SeiichiSin: Isn't that just Final Cut in general?
 TehAmelie: when will the make a patch for the ghost layer
 ProcyonFlynn: Ghosts of Halloweens Future? 
 KaleidoscopeMind: it rolled as many nat 1s as you did last game?
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 A_Dub888: Dear Dr Graham, how often does Baxter roll a Nat 1 on an average day?
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 PharaohBender27: Oooh, I'd forgotten about the intro music
Dean Sawyer-Terry: hyped this is weekly
Kevin K: Big same!
Járn Hjarta: Ya.
Stormgod: AYYYYY!
 SmithKurosaki: Indeed. I will note that I believe G said last week this particular game is only 3 sessions
 Sarah: Yup, 3 episodes
 Sarah: There will be another campaign shortly after this one, but that's all we know so far
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Boon_33:  
 KaleidoscopeMind: @A_Dub888 rolling at nat 1 implies taking an action
   LoadingReadyRun: @A_Dub888 That depends on if he tries to actually do anything. His typical cycle is eat, scream for water, poop, demand snuggles, and he's WELL SPEC'd for that.
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Boon_33: a wedding
  Sarah_Serinde: Spelled Cali, for folks how are curious and missed it last week
 PharaohBender27: Peek-behind-the-scenes question for Graham: Was this recorded on a different day than Episode 1, or did everyone do the "OK, change clothes now to give the illusion of time having passed"?
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 RatherLargeToad: ah, she’s in Wisconsin
 Nigouki: oh damnit twitch, you showed me the going online screen but never showed the actual stream until i got curious to refresh 
   LoadingReadyRun: @PharaohBender27 different day, BUT we've done that before
 Its_VeeBot: Where are we coming from, where are we going?
 Its_VeeBot: Where are we coming from, Cotton Eye Joe?
   LoadingReadyRun: (since everyone seemed keen to know classes)
   LoadingReadyRun: (I personally don't think it matters, but some viewers crave that crunchy knowledge)
 PharaohBender27: @Nigouki You only missed Graham's intro and the start of a "OK, let's get everyone up to speed" bit
 definenull: woo more dice friends! how many times will we groan (appreciatively) from NPC name puns today?
 A_Dub888: @PharaohBender27 Technically time passes whilst changing clothes so it's not much of an illusion
 PharaohBender27: @A_Dub888 You know dang well what I meant 
 PharaohBender27: 
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 PharaohBender27: 
 KaleidoscopeMind: (did they do character pronouns?)
   LoadingReadyRun: @KaleidoscopeMind all He/Him except Chooha, who is They/Them (like most if not all Aetherborn)
 ProcyonFlynn: Everyday roll a d100 and decide how concerned you need to be about the sky.
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 SmithKurosaki: Hows everyone tonight?
GirlPainting: I am FINE™
De Nu: great!
GirlPainting: everytihing is FINE™
John Hill: I am ok. Gathering energy for my own ttrpg session tonight (LANCER). Always goes super late
GirlPainting: working on my Sharpie MTG Cube
GirlPainting: "how could we alter a magic card with erasing words with a sharpie"
ButButTheJesus: KITTY
  Sarah_Serinde: Also Cali uses she/her (as far as I'm aware) and her fiance Oisin uses he/they
   LoadingReadyRun: Sarah is correct
  Sarah_Serinde: Thanks G 
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/KindMiniatureHareNononoCat-sOhNGoBKUFUZEL0d
Zyme86: Monocles is one of Grahams maine coone isn't it?
  Sarah_Serinde: Monocles is indeed based on Baxter
 Its_VeeBot: Where in the World is Cali WhateverherlastnamewasbecauseIcan'tremember
 DiscordianTokkan: lmao
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 PharaohBender27: Too real
 Dog_of_Myth: wowww
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 northos: gymple?
 Nigouki: it is very easy to ensure it's for the rest of their lives
 PharaohBender27: 9 AM!? We don't have much time! Surely the wedding pre-prep is at like 4 PM!
phoenixfeather14: Oh, no!
 definenull: great start
 Dog_of_Myth: @PharaohBender27 ...the gym
 lagrangeisbae: Nat 1
SaxPython: 
 Dog_of_Myth: and the one begin again.
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ResoluteEnthusiasticCroquetteCopyThis-r8oKhVAv_9b80onz
 HadesLeprechaun: maybe this cleans some of the Innistrad off him
 definenull: nah thats an impossible task
Stormgod: Imma be watching just for now: playing some cEDH right now so I can’t be chatting much
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ghyllnox: Recently refurbished like the gym was recently refurbished?
 PharaohBender27: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 HorusFive: The real enemies were the dice we rolled along the way
 Its_VeeBot: Tonight's weighted dice brought to you by our sponsor...
 A_Dub888: inb4 next session is all nat 20s
 kilnfiendpotter: I had forgotten how many Nat 1's we had in this game
 definenull: oh nooo
SaxPython: ok dice Enemies is inspired
  Sarah_Serinde: Hey Michelle! 
 kilnfiendpotter: Hellooooo
 Simonark: Dice Foes?
 Dog_of_Myth: I think they need new dice. 
ButButTheJesus: hewwooo
  Graham_LRR: @kilnfiendpotter Hello!
 HorusFive: who rolled..... positive numebrs
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SmilingPreciousGarbagePeanutButterJellyTime-H-l53PXw5lUdztHM
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, kilnfiendpotter!
 ArdCollider: LOL my old coworker went to the Thievery Corp's bar in DC once and was like "people are too hot in there for me"
 kilnfiendpotter: @ArdCollider Accurate.
 SmithKurosaki: Sounds good storm. Lurkers are always welcome :)
PharaohBender27: Nat 1s are to this campaign what Messy Crits are to Not a Drop to Drink
 PharaohBender27: It's early into session 2, but I'll say it: Nat 1s are to this campaign what Messy Crits are to Not a Drop to Drink
Zyme86: you aint from around here are ya?
 ladyjessica: got my own vape (whisps of vapour float off the aetherborne)
 kilnfiendpotter: It's like when Morticia smokes in OG addams family
 ladyjessica: mind if I smoke?
 ladyjessica: loved that gag
 RatherLargeToad: inklings are from Archavios
De Nu: lol
 KaleidoscopeMind: "yes i totally remember"
SaxPython: pfffff
 PharaohBender27: 
  Graham_LRR: 😅
 HorusFive: "That is also my recollection.  Please keep explaining"
cavvdor: Late to the party but so glad to see a campaign set in Theros  Always wanted to play one in that setting but never got to.
  Graham_LRR: “speak on that”
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SavoryZealousSoybeanNononoCat-bocZX-m2okOxTNJI
 kilnfiendpotter: Fun Fact: The Grove was based on a very woodsy, lodge/hippie vibes restaurant chain in San Francisco
cavvdor: I love that so much
 PharaohBender27: @kilnfiendpotter Nice trivia!
 ladyjessica: sounds selesnian
 PharaohBender27:  
 just__fitz: I listened to the podcast for the first episode, awesome to see all the art to go with this time
 Twilight_Spark: CONTINUOUS...ENTHUSIASTIC...
 Sheikun07: Boneathan!
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh yeah there are some great bonus bits of art on top of this character art too
  Sarah_Serinde: Featherweight does great work
 Sheikun07: Featherweight does AMAZING work
 PharaohBender27: ^
 ladyjessica: love featherweight’s work so much.
 TheDevil_Risen: @Sheikun07 yup. 100/10
 A_Dub888: @Sarah_Serinde you do great work
 kilnfiendpotter: Definitely pulled from my personal experience catering several weddings for this, lol
 PharaohBender27: @kilnfiendpotter Oh, I have to imagine that was stressful work
 kilnfiendpotter: @PharaohBender27 I made 100+ people's worth of ganache in a barn using a portable propane stove
 Sheikun07: holy cow
  Sarah_Serinde: dang
 ladyjessica: 😳
 PharaohBender27: @kilnfiendpotter Dang
 Sheikun07: Caterers are a different breed!
 DiscordianTokkan: Hmm. Can we blame Jace for this?
 kilnfiendpotter: @DiscordianTokkan Yes.
 Sheikun07: I've only done cooking in a kitchen, commercial or otherwise.
 DiscordianTokkan: @kilnfiendpotter 
 Sheikun07: At least for that many people.
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: @discordiantokkan can we? I think were legally obligated to
 definenull: ah so like a cult
cavvdor: Perfect description
 public_key_reveal_party: Which kind of mlm, this is important.
 Sheikun07: NotACultTM
cavvdor: Yeah very Selesnya
 A_Dub888: @DiscordianTokkan X degrees of Jace Beleren (Jace mind wiped the exact number)
 PharaohBender27: 
 DiscordianTokkan: Hahaha
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 baltimore_667083: gonna ring a steam engine bell for this one cause i saw Big Boy today
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 Sheikun07: So a triangle scheme?
 HorusFive: Don't be silly- the pyramid has 5 sides (including the bottom)
 just__fitz: I'm picturing Monocles going to see his rural cousins in the Brimaz territory. Like a city hockey boy meeting actual farm kids
 KaleidoscopeMind: another!
cavvdor: I want X degrees of Jace Beleren to be a thing now. X degrees of Chandra would be too easy there's so many damn cards of her.
 HorusFive: Get all those 1s out before combat
 Sheikun07: I love the dice rolls telling the story
 ladyjessica: monocles just can’t get a break.
ButButTheJesus: HOW
 definenull: G's rolls are 100% in character
 circusofkirkus: very food motivated
ButButTheJesus: oh right, kitty
 definenull: they understood the assignment
 kilnfiendpotter: I'm *desperately* making up a menu right now LOL
 lamina5432: seems the ghosts weren't only in the recording but in the dice too
 RatherLargeToad: I there a Sybok involved?
 DiscordianTokkan: A dime a dozen, an Obol ol over
 Sheikun07: Gotta love the DM's eternal need to improv details about things nobody ever expected would come up.  Constantly.
cavvdor: This is the kind of Theros game I never imagined but now 100% want to be part of. Hashtag XenagosLives.
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CautiousPuzzledMuleThisIsSparta-hJ6qm8m0jE6XmVoP
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Someone correct me if I'm wrong but with the way the pantheon works on Theros, if a cult gets big enough they can just...make...a god, right
 ladyjessica: HAHAHHA
cavvdor: @I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo Yep!
 MacbethSeemsSus: I'm definitely describing the next charcuterie board I have as "culty"
cavvdor: Gods exist the moment people believe they exist and are what people believe they are.
 Sheikun07: Excellent reasoning.
ButButTheJesus: clobberin time?
cavvdor: Punchy help
 Sheikun07: "They don't KIDNAP Cali.  Buuuuuuuuuut..."
cavvdor: False Theros Hydra?
Stanley L: Are we keeping a nat 1 count?
PharaohBender27: I clipped the last Nat 1 just in case Jordynne compiles some sort of Nat 1 compilation after this
 definenull: some might call it second breakfast
 Sheikun07: Finally, a breakfast that's identifiable!
 public_key_reveal_party: I love when everyone failing knowledge checks with nat 1's is now diagetic
ghyllnox: The gymnasium brothers may have been hit about the head a bit
 kilnfiendpotter: @definenull 
 Sheikun07: And doesn't cost *five gold coins*
 ladyjessica: oh no not a false hydra 😨
 RatherLargeToad: They like to party?  They like, they like to party?
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: I think Linden would have a religious experience with a Denny's Grand Slam
 LordZarano: Omg, how did I only JUST get that they were gym bros, literally
 kilnfiendpotter: @LordZarano   
cavvdor: You beat me to getting the gym bro thing
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 TrueTransSoulAlesha: an 82? that's probably a good roll
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ButButTheJesus: @LordZarano oooooh.
 PharaohBender27:  
 Sheikun07: I hope that they weren't actually named in order of birth.  Diclese is the oldest and Triclese is the youngest.  Their parents were having *a time*.
 SnackPak_: 
 Sheikun07: *Biclese
 definenull: i need that 6h youtube lo-fi video stat
cavvdor: Can't spell Boros without Gym Bros. I mean, you can't spell it WITH Gym Bros either, but it's close.
  Sarah_Serinde: Bicycles, I would guess
 PharaohBender27: I assumed the spelling was Bicicles, but I don't know
cavvdor: A very theoretical minotaur
 HorusFive: And that was the last we saw of Nelly
 PharaohBender27: Also, reminder for chat: The timeline was originally going to be more than 1 day, but the players kept saying that the wedding would be that day, so . . .
 HorusFive: *linden
 Sheikun07: I do love the naming convention theme
 PharaohBender27: 
 Sheikun07: It's just so casually used
 definenull: same monocles, I think most of us are very food-motivated
 Sheikun07: Monoclese is honestly a mood
 PharaohBender27: 
 Sheikun07: Can't wait for the roll of eleven.  TWO ones at the same time!
 TheDevil_Risen: man the rolls in the campaign seem so cursed @Graham_LRR
voren_chalco: Trying to remember? In this campaign?
 just__fitz: Bophade translates on google into "You Smelled"
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 ElementalAlchemist: !
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 PharaohBender27: 
 DiscordianTokkan: "Tell me your secrets, flute"
 definenull: okay I love calliope (sp?) already
 TheDevil_Risen: hehehe
 TheDevil_Risen: total child of the earth 
  Sarah_Serinde: "interesting" 
 MacbethSeemsSus: I roll to interrogate the flute.
ghyllnox: Very interesting, and by interesting, I mean high
 TheDevil_Risen: how much tie-die is involved with her outfit?
 definenull: yes! respect your instruments and they'll treat you well in return
  Sarah_Serinde: relatable
 Sheikun07: I hope someone has Perform!
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 PharaohBender27: Welp
 definenull: must protecc
 terribleplan: Whoo, how many instruments is she going to have to pull out
 DiscordianTokkan: The SADDEST Paradiddle
 TheDevil_Risen: @DiscordianTokkan YES
 PharaohBender27: Chooha cracked the code!
KeytarCat: darapiddle
ghyllnox: An undercurrent of CRASH
 definenull: love love love this npc interaction
 TheDevil_Risen: Sounds like the beginning of a Klangphonics album 
 Sheikun07: "We jammin'~"
gnyrinn: Whaling noises? "Thar she blows!"
SaxPython: 
 PharaohBender27: (Narrator: They did not go back)
 JadedCynic: yeah, flower children
 JadedCynic: forget
 RatherLargeToad: what color is it?
 SnackPak_: dun dun dun
 Nigouki: D:
 PharaohBender27: 
 JadedCynic: white, usually
 kilnfiendpotter: ::Cut to me, looking completely innocent::
 northos: @RatherLargeToad hopefully not Jeweled 
 definenull: if it fits, monocles sits (and isn't going anywhere)
 Nigouki: Cam picking right up on the classics
 PharaohBender27: @kilnfiendpotter Why do I doubt that? 
ButButTheJesus: good scritchums, better foods
 RatherLargeToad: @northos heyo!
 KaleidoscopeMind: this is just baxter
ButButTheJesus: MYAAA!
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 gualdhar: what about pocket charcuterie board?
 A_Dub888: Monocles is in.... what's Theros' version of heaven?
 northos: *me trying to pick up my cat when he doesn't want to go*
 JadedCynic: Monocles has reached fulfillment of his most important needs
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AdventurousInquisitiveTildeArgieB8-xYYmOKXUS6YZwcnT
Boon_33: ye olde leftovers napkin the size of a blanket
phoenixfeather14: Monocles just hangs limp from Bophades arms clutching the charcuterie board
 SnackPak_: solid logic from Monocles
 JadedCynic: 
 PharaohBender27 rolls a 9 for sneaking out for dinner - chatters hear him leave, and just give a brief, disapproving glare
 JadedCynic: @phoenixfeather14 droopy cat, yeah
 JadedCynic: @PharaohBender27 enjoy!
 Nigouki: Excuse me! Waiter! There's divine presence in my food!
 northos: 
 circusofkirkus: separation of church and plate!
 northos: @circusofkirkus boooo
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TransparentGloriousWitchCorgiDerp-d5wJ6m-JxXYWIpIp
  Sarah_Serinde: @circusofkirkus  
ButButTheJesus: @circusofkirkus YES
 Nigouki: @circusofkirkus lmao
 JadedCynic: @circusofkirkus chef_kiss!
  Sarah_Serinde: *very* good
  Sarah_Serinde: uh oh
  Sarah_Serinde: ah
  Sarah_Serinde: the in-laws
  MrPhlip: !addquote (Cam) [now] I don't party hard enough to get everyone else hungover. | as Bophades
  LRRbot: New quote #9116: "I don't party hard enough to get everyone else hungover." —Cam, as Bophades [2024-10-14]
 DiscordianTokkan: Daddy's home!
  Sarah_Serinde: 
phoenixfeather14: ruh roh!
 JadedCynic: or the Outlaws?
 A_Dub888: 
 JadedCynic: In-laws, or outlaws - which would be worse?
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 kilnfiendpotter: Meat distraction!
 JadedCynic: "...the largest and in-chargest" 
 RatherLargeToad: Mari
 SnackPak_: good start...
 northos: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh dear 
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh noooo
 TheDevil_Risen: oh jeez
 HorusFive: Does this end with Bophades wrestling a minotaur
gnyrinn: Would a group of Minotaur be a herd?
SaxPython: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Someone needs to uncurse all these dice
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DarlingEasyOkapiLitty-OgvtahMuA8ZvmHyJ
 TheDevil_Risen: well at least their not 
ButButTheJesus: one in eleventy billion
 kilnfiendpotter: I *swear* I didn't do anything to these dice
 Dog_of_Myth: Did Will Wheaton find the Moonbase?
 DiscordianTokkan: Oh RIGHT her parents love MOgis
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 JadedCynic: oh Cam! 
 DiscordianTokkan: Time for the Festivus Feats of Strength
cavvdor: This is top tier D&D right here
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 DiscordianTokkan: "What's a DOG?"
 SnackPak_: 
 definenull: "dogs are a cheat code in health" what a line
 Dog_of_Myth: Bless you Nelson
 HorusFive: Did Linden just insult that minotaur's hips?
 JadedCynic: "if you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with BS" 
cavvdor: OMG
 TheDevil_Risen: hehehehe LMAO
 JadedCynic: @HorusFive nah, implied the minotaur was skipping Leg Day
 TheDevil_Risen: big pumpies 
 SnackPak_: big PUMP!
 HorusFive: Please Momoclese- we're in public
 DrLigmaPhD: Pump me, brother
 Nigouki: ~You pump me uuuuupp~
 ladyjessica: we’re going to pump. you up.
RuiFaleiro: oh no, inflation
cavvdor: Oh god I missed Dice Friends, this is such a great return and I'm so hyped
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Bophades turns into one of those body builders from the SNL sketch
 RatherLargeToad: Bophades has evolved into…Allophdes
 lamina5432: evryone needs someone that can pump them up
 northos: square-cube law!
 JadedCynic: @ladyjessica *CLAP!*   
 KaleidoscopeMind: cube law!
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: @ladyjessica went there too
 HorusFive: Ah, the square cube law
  MrPhlip: ooh, square/cube excitement
 terribleplan: lorge
cavvdor: BIG BOI
 SnackPak_: a magical girl transformation, but large
 northos: nat 20 performance, appropriate for Dice Friends 
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: He suddenly becomes 15 feet tall and has biceps as big as the entirety of Arnold Schwarzenegger
 JadedCynic: LORGE
 definenull: everyone is that goblin from enthralling victor
cavvdor: Humming the Gospel Truth from Hercules in my head now
voren_chalco: Of course he's heard of Minotaurs
 UnknownFriday: According to some places,  either a maze or a snarl of minotaurs.
 Nigouki: what's a collective noun for minotaurs? a tour?
cavvdor: A tussle of minotaurs? A maze of minotaurs?
 kilnfiendpotter: Just a tiny wet paladin shaking his fist
  Sarah_Serinde:  
 Dog_of_Myth: Amazing
cavvdor: Goddamn these dice
 gibbousm: A Herd of Minotaurs
 TheDevil_Risen: HOLY 
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PlainTriangularCheesecakeCeilingCat-L9IwPTotfi01cRVW
 Dog_of_Myth: Honestly, this many 1s is impressive
 JadedCynic: Linden standing by Boph's knee, Chooha getting a crane shot...
cavvdor: Chooha trying to Shadow of the Colossus this one
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 KaleidoscopeMind: a very measured response
 JadedCynic: everyone in the taverna can't help but overhear this
  Sarah_Serinde: I feel like Linden is used to keeping an eye on his surroundings
 JadedCynic: nope-person dot gif
 PharaohBender27 rolls a 10 on sneaking back, so people don't glare at him *as much*
 JadedCynic: noping out...but WHY?
 PharaohBender27: @NotCainNorAbel Thank you for keeping up the Nat 1 clipping while I was AFK 
cavvdor: Praise be to Mogis, who may be the minotaur God of Slaughter, but in my headcanon respects a show of force to get your way, wholesome or not.
 JadedCynic: @PharaohBender27 welcome back - there was an awesome scene (you'll love the reprise later) 
 PharaohBender27: "That guy you had a friendly conversation with on the train that one time . . ."
 NotCainNorAbel: @PharaohBender27 I hope we get a nice highlight section of NAT1s
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 northos: valor is red/white, not red/black 
 PharaohBender27:  This is all about SIZE!?
 Dog_of_Myth: Yeah, that's Iroas.
 JadedCynic: yeah, boph needed to intimidate the larger minotaurs, so Mono Enlarged him 
 definenull: YEES
 DiscordianTokkan: Hell yeah!
 JadedCynic: RAWR.
 Dog_of_Myth: Don't bring that name up with Mogis worshippers
 northos: bear bear bear bearrrr
 PharaohBender27: Oh SNAP
 JadedCynic: they're a bear....this is positively bullish about Callie 
 gibbousm: to the gazebo!
 Arclight_Dynamo: Soundproof gazebo!
 JadedCynic: charge the Gazebo!
Zyme86: The Gazebo is a mimic /s
 JadedCynic: ZOT
 terribleplan: Uhh
 northos:  let's all go to the gazeeeeboooo 
 JadedCynic: veering from Theros by way of Ankh-Morpork?
 SmithKurosaki: Curious how people are watching the premiere? I know a ton of people have like smart tvs etc
 PharaohBender27: Fs in chat for ruler
 PharaohBender27: F
 terribleplan: I mean we already got CMOT Dibbler, so...
 JadedCynic: F
 A_Dub888: 
 JadedCynic: the ruler dared to challenge the gods (that are left)
 Arclight_Dynamo: OH
 Arclight_Dynamo: Subtle.
 northos: 
 PharaohBender27: These quick cuts remind me of a crapshot, TBH
 kilnfiendpotter: (His name is spelled Marmalades)
  Sarah_Serinde: Ahh thank you 
 BraveOthello: It's the flowers
 Arclight_Dynamo: We got there.
 BraveOthello: (Yes I realize I'm behind)
 JadedCynic: @kilnfiendpotter I *thought* that was what I heard! 
 PharaohBender27: Oh. My. God. Are the flowers on the mics part of the problem!?!?! Is that why all the Nat 1s!?
SaxPython: 
 RatherLargeToad: The lotuses have been banned
 KaleidoscopeMind: michelle charming lrrfolk into playing more dnd
SaxPython: @PharaohBender27 
 JadedCynic: @PharaohBender27 MIND. BLOWN.
 Arclight_Dynamo: Also, can I say how much I like that the Bad Flower is a lotus, which ties both into the Classical Greek themes and MTG generally?
 kilnfiendpotter: @Arclight_Dynamo   
PharaohBender27: On my PC. Main monitor is on the Twtitch stream; second monitor has this YT version on mute (in case I want to post a chat here)
Stormgod: Back for a second. What’s the nat 1 count?
 SmithKurosaki: nice Pharaoh
gnyrinn: OK, I just saw that sign behind Nelson. It's just wonderful.
 MacbethSeemsSus: In my head I'm hearing the bear from Harvey Birdman.
 JadedCynic: Graham? You are SOOO good at this! 
 HorusFive: Such an empty fluffy head. 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 A_Dub888: !findquote drugs
  LRRbot: Quote #4686: "When somebody has a whole bunch of drugs, they always put it behind a door that says 'Hey, don't do these drugs!'" —Beej [2018-02-12]
 Its_VeeBot: Drugs: The answers to all life's problems
 JadedCynic: @HorusFive 
 DrLigmaPhD: Love that Linden, a man who has presumably grown up seeing horror beyond comprehension, is often just sassy
 JadedCynic: CFIA
 ContingentCat: the bar is pretty low there to be fair
 Arclight_Dynamo: @JadedCynic Health Canada for pharmaceuticals and supplements.
 JadedCynic: *breaaaathe*
 Arclight_Dynamo: Also, eff it, this sounds great. I'm huffing those flowers and blissing out.
 JadedCynic: yeahhh 
ghyllnox: Getting consensually high, sure
 JadedCynic: so tempted
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  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, rynsfelda! (Today's storm count: 21)
 TheDevil_Risen: hahaha 
 SnackPak_: classic cat
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DaintyAwkwardCougarCharlietheUnicorn-6yt1LJoO1HLQJOZI
ghyllnox: """squiffy"""
 JadedCynic: blissed out 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
SaxPython: Nelly's face there was a real gif
  Juliamon: the ace experience
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
  Sarah_Serinde: Chooha is a mood here tbh
 HorusFive: Kathlene is right- that is a benefit of raising kids in a cult.... wait
 A_Dub888: #LetMonoclesEattheFood
 JadedCynic: the lotus-garnish has had its pollen spill onto the food
 KaleidoscopeMind: !quote baxter
  LRRbot: Quote #7767: "MEOWWW" —Baxter
 definenull: well said baxter
 JadedCynic: Baxter knows what's up
Stormgod: @pharoahbender27 you can pop out the chat on twitch or YT to let you see both chats and then put them next to each other
PharaohBender27: @Stormgod No count, per se, but at least one other Twitch chatter and I have been clipping the Nat 1s, in case there's cause of a highlight reel of "Ooops, all Nat 1s!"
ghyllnox: "Your distraught fiance walked into a racist gym to cool off, and you can probably figure out what happened next"
 A_Dub888: @ghyllnox "Is the gym still standing?"
Boon_33: known BAMF Baxter
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CorrectFaithfulPuffinBCouch-6K8ACnXXx83d_cwE
 niccus: is this a d20 or a d2
 MacbethSeemsSus: I assume these dice were cast into a fire following filming.
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ImpartialPerfectGoshawkOMGScoots-ziboi-Bxp_SdYiMy
 Nigouki: Codec screen: "Boss!"
 JadedCynic: @MacbethSeemsSus melted down for recasting?
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: The joy I'll feel when Chooha realizes that she's being played as well
 JadedCynic: Would Linden have detected the 'higher power influence' of Chooha's patron? 
  Sarah_Serinde: @I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo Yeah I do kind of wonder about that
  Sarah_Serinde: so lazy 
 JadedCynic: 
 JadedCynic: hmmmmm..... 
 PharaohBender27: Oooooh
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Dog_of_Myth: I'm sure that's fine....
 JadedCynic: eros? filios? there's so many kinds of love in Theros...
 terribleplan: "A debt to be repaid" indeed
 JadedCynic: *ahem*
 JadedCynic: 
 northos: "what's a scalpel"
 SmithKurosaki: @PharaohBender27 Thank you for your service :)
 A_Dub888: !card expressive iteration
  LRRbot: Expressive Iteration [UR] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand, put one of them on the bottom of your library, and exile one of them. You may play the exiled card this turn.
 PharaohBender27: 
cavvdor: Phenax might be offended by sincerity 
 DiscordianTokkan: Getting to keep living DOES sound good
 Dog_of_Myth: Nice
 BrowneePointz: Oooooo
 BrowneePointz: WE using the mythic odysseys of Theros rules for the Gods!
cavvdor: Yeah, aetherborn have a limited lifespan 
 ElementalAlchemist: sure.
 A_Dub888: #aetherbornstuff
 JadedCynic: Chooha's got loads of irons in the fire; has to juggle them sometimes
 ArdCollider: this is how you know you're in an MTG 5e game: everyone goes "crew *how many?*" every time they need to move the party
Boon_33: catering problems
 Its_VeeBot: How are they going to find a Kosher option at this late date 
Boon_33: mood
 PharaohBender27:  
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 TheDevil_Risen: Kathleen broke the DM  
  Sarah_Serinde: I'm with Cameron on that
 Its_VeeBot: I just noticed the sign over Nelson's shoulder
  Sarah_Serinde: Also imagining her with the minotaurs *is* fun
  Sarah_Serinde: We got there everyone
Boon_33: I admit I know nothing about raising minotaurs
 ContingentCat: to be fair you know as much as anyone else
Boon_33: 'have fun storming the castle!'
 PharaohBender27: Background change!
 terribleplan: Ooh, background change
Boon_33: @ContingentCat thanks 
 KaleidoscopeMind: "blend into each other" ... like literally? as in the hundred-handed ones?
 DrLigmaPhD: They're wearing.....pants!
 ElementalAlchemist: mmm, 1s for breakfast
 PharaohBender27: I'm curious about the structures built *into* the big tree in that background image
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: how many ones is that now?
 JadedCynic: Don't talk to my dice until they've had their coffee...
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PoliteSuaveVanillaYouWHY-mxDxjukSV2MZILNI
 MacbethSeemsSus: Linden points: Tree!
 definenull: ohhhhh
 KaleidoscopeMind: oooh
 A_Dub888: planudice
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PlumpCogentManateeHumbleLife-QeJLGOtGupGfGT3w
 DrLigmaPhD: Of the party only Chooha is from a plane where cults are even remotely unusual
 TheDevil_Risen: WOOO NAT20 HYPE!
 TheDevil_Risen:    
 DiscordianTokkan: "We can't remember"
 Its_VeeBot: Surprised Twitch doesn't have a nat 20 emote
 UnknownFriday: Once Again, I must ask Amazon to make a FireTV Twitch App that Doesn't Utterly Suck.
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: 
 DrLigmaPhD: Wizz
RuiFaleiro: @UnknownFriday having used the amazon, xbox, and android apps, is there a twitch app that doesn't suck?
 UnknownFriday: @RuiFaleiro This is a valid point.
 PharaohBender27: OK, I feel that Graham's post-game talk might relate to how FAST those cuts were
 Its_VeeBot: Silly idea: Put two big red buttons in the center of a D&D table, one for nat 1s and the other for 20s. The latter sets off lighting effects and a thunder sound. The former plays various humorous fail sounds.
 definenull: wait which button is which
 Its_VeeBot: Yes
 PharaohBender27: @Its_VeeBot That sounds like a lot of wiring . . .
 Its_VeeBot: @PharaohBender27 So Tinker Tailor stream then?
 JadedCynic: *chicagoan accent* "We're on a mission from GOD" 
 definenull: can't remember their name? 
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: 
 Its_VeeBot: 
 DrLigmaPhD: Feline to feline communication
 definenull: "here have my singular braincell for a sec"
 PharaohBender27: @Its_VeeBot ... I don't think so, unless Ian can figure out a wireless solution. But also, consider how infrequently these buttons would be used in the long-term
 Its_VeeBot: @PharaohBender27 I think you're taking this goofy idea too seriously, friend.
  Sarah_Serinde: @PharaohBender27 We've had a lot of wireless Buttons on DB over the years...
 TheMandrew: and they've all worked perfectly every time
 PharaohBender27: @Its_VeeBot That is a character flaw of mine - taking goofy ideas seriously 
 Its_VeeBot: I mean, same. That's why I shouldn't have access to a 3D printer. But here we are.
 definenull: of course their name is felix
 Its_VeeBot: Yeah I didn't think it was quite a thing that could be fixed by a lay on
 terribleplan: Felix Da Housecat?
 JadedCynic: Look - naming characters is HARD, all right?
 JadedCynic: there are SO much existing media out there, so ANYTHING you chose (right down to random phonemes) ends up being a reference to SOMETHING
 Its_VeeBot: Just waiting for Beej to walk in
RuiFaleiro: i imagine new capennans sounding like oldtimey gangsters
Stormgod: @PharoahBender27 thanks for getting those counted!
Stormgod: I mean, today’s reel had a couple nat 1 moments so it’s not impossible for a nat 1 segment lol
Stormgod: Especially since today started with a few
  Juliamon: You'd think, but I think Lackadaisy Southern works too
 RatherLargeToad: Have you considered lots of fire?
 Arclight_Dynamo: I am dangerously compelled by this place I can go to just... forget.
 JadedCynic: that's the appeal...
 definenull: that's a lot of voice and energy whiplash
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Its_VeeBot: I was about to use the emotes   and then I realized that this emote has... green flame...
 DiscordianTokkan: "Here, lemme roll a will save real quick"
 JadedCynic: *barely-restrained chaos in background*
 terribleplan: Whoo, making the DM talk to themself!
 Twilight_Spark: The phone gesture has split my sides for this.
KeytarCat: Cheevo get!
 JadedCynic: @Twilight_Spark it's BRILLIANT tho 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 definenull: heck yeah!
 TheDevil_Risen: 
 RatherLargeToad: Fire made it good
 PharaohBender27: 
 JadedCynic: burning lotuses?  This will end well...
 Its_VeeBot: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Catharsis
 JadedCynic: forget the venue, the whole neighborhood is gonna forget
 BrowneePointz: Mogis is the most not chill God of all the Gods
DarthRagnar815: Would that turn into a giant incense burner?
  Juliamon: Burning the drugs always makes things better
 HorusFive: Smoking the plants- notoriously good way to get rid of the effects
 Its_VeeBot: 
 TheDevil_Risen: FC3 flashback to flamethrower sequence with Skrillex Dubstep plays
 JadedCynic: @TheDevil_Risen GTA5 too
 KaleidoscopeMind: oh spelled lethe
KeytarCat: Oh, that's the word!
PharaohBender27: So, I posted this in Twitch earlier, but . . . There's flowers on all the mics. Is *that* possibly the cause of all the Nat 1s?
 HorusFive: Good, go with that first idea....
 A_Dub888: I'm not saying I recommend fire buuuuuut.....
 Its_VeeBot: We are *not* getting the deposit back
 A_Dub888: @Its_VeeBot we gave up that deposit when we left Marianne in charge
 niccus: !card lethe lake
  LRRbot: Lethe Lake | Plane — Arkhos | At the beginning of your upkeep, mill ten cards. / Whenever chaos ensues, target player mills ten cards.
 JadedCynic: it's like in power wash sim in a new level and you hit tab *holds hands over eyes*
 JadedCynic: something is forcing itself on this community
 DiscordianTokkan: Hell yeah, natty 20
 Its_VeeBot: 
 definenull: hopefully this doesn't spoil anyone, but this is very much P5R vibes
 JadedCynic: cogs, words, math formulae and geometric diagrams...
 LordZarano: This is a Unix forest! I know this!
 JadedCynic: the lotus oil is a carrier...
 Its_VeeBot: *x-files theme plays*
 JadedCynic: @LordZarano 
 JadedCynic: ppe
 PharaohBender27: Ah, petrichor (or rather, that would be my weakness)
 JadedCynic: wax plugs for nostrils?  That's greek...
 JadedCynic: (in the ears in the Odyssey)
 DiscordianTokkan: Daaaang
 RatherLargeToad: 
 JadedCynic: Cam is such an orator 
   LoadingReadyRun: *vigorous finger snapping*
 ArdCollider: cam's on the payroll of Big Wet
 JadedCynic: snap! snap! snap!
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
 PharaohBender27: 13 13
 Nigouki: ominous
 A_Dub888: is that better or worse than Nat 1?
 Nigouki:  
PharaohBender27: Also, in the pre-intro talk by Graham on Twitch, he was like "Stoick around to the end so I can talk about what technical hell this video was.
PharaohBender27: *And I suspect the very quick cuts might be related to that
Stormgod: My wind? It’s a few miles down south.
Stormgod: Can be there in 20 minutes
 Arclight_Dynamo: The Are You Not Entertained pose.
 Nigouki: Great Mazinger pose of finger in the air to attract lightning
 TheDevil_Risen: very very puffy
 JadedCynic: diety:  I_like_this_guy meme
 JadedCynic: YEEEEEES 
 TheDevil_Risen: nice!!!
 NotCainNorAbel: great art!
 JadedCynic: featherweight is SO maginificent
 A_Dub888: "By the power of Keranos. I HAVE THE POWER!!!!"
 HorusFive: 
 definenull: OQ
 definenull: OW
 PharaohBender27: 
 JadedCynic: numbus of ozone and arcs 
 TheDevil_Risen: is there little bolts between Monocles fur?
 JadedCynic: *crackle-crackle*
 DiscordianTokkan: Rawdawggin.. that air
 Its_VeeBot: Bophades just starts swearing
 gibbousm: 
 PharaohBender27: Oh nnnoooo
 Its_VeeBot: Sad Monocles 
 DiscordianTokkan: Soffllum
   LoadingReadyRun: he's just a damp skeleton
 TheDevil_Risen: lolll poor wet kitty
 A_Dub888: "Soft Gollum" was not an image I had on my bingo card
  Juliamon: have bathed a Maine Coon before
 DrLigmaPhD: Soft Golum implies Firm Golum
  Juliamon: peak scraggle
 Its_VeeBot: @DrLigmaPhD Those five words in that order ought to be illegal
 PharaohBender27: 
 definenull: a  ?
 terribleplan: Rip the place apart.
 PharaohBender27: Oh nnnnoooooooooooooooo
 A_Dub888: @Its_VeeBot "Myyyyy Prrrrecisous"
 Sheikun07: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
 DrLigmaPhD: @Its_VeeBot I ain't afraid of no jail
 Nigouki: aaaaaaaaaa
 TheDevil_Risen: ohhh snappp
 Sheikun07: That's ominous as heck
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 DiscordianTokkan: 
   LoadingReadyRun: oh ho ho hooo
 JadedCynic: Sybok: "You have so much pain - let me help you with it"
 RatherLargeToad: We got a Star Trek 5 on our hands.  This is not a drill
  Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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 PharaohBender27: 300
 Its_VeeBot: 
  Sarah_Serinde: !dragonshield
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 HorusFive: 100 100
   LoadingReadyRun: the math rocks have not been returning that favour
  Sarah_Serinde: Maybe the math rocks need a little tough love
 TheDevil_Risen: 100
 Sarah: !patreon
 Sheikun07: But they've been highly entertaining nonetheless
 JadedCynic: o/
 Sheikun07: Thank you for the laughs, math rocks
 Its_VeeBot: The Dice Friends do not refer to the math rocks, but the humans throwing them
 kilnfiendpotter: Yaay! HOpe you all liked that
  Sarah_Serinde: Welcome back Graham
  Sarah_Serinde: Absolutely
 JadedCynic: thanks so much for the fun!
 definenull: oh no D:
SmithKurosaki subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 54 months!
  SmithKurosaki: 54?
 BusTed: Doop
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 generalpurpose: I'm thoroughly enjoying this so far
 DiscordianTokkan: It Ruled
 JadedCynic: oh man - you have all the gratitude for the edits
 Twilight_Spark: Become undeditable.
 KaleidoscopeMind: 
 kilnfiendpotter: Oh. god first the dice and then the data file?!
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Zalthia: XD
 Nigouki: hahaha
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Its_VeeBot: Have you tried fire?
  Sarah_Serinde: Assume that Graham is also capable of googling
 kilnfiendpotter: I'm sorry our campaign was so cursed
ghyllnox: Please Don't
 KaleidoscopeMind: it was all the nat 1s
 A_Dub888: *cocks pistol* Final Cut's haunted
 JadedCynic: the Algorithm is totally biased about Graham now
 terribleplan: *Cocks gun* Final Cut's haunted
 Sheikun07: I'll wait for Baxter to do tech support before I try to offer it.
 LordZarano: Final Cut got lotus up its nose
 Simonark: So, the answer’s on Bing instead…
 terribleplan: Dang it @A_Dub888
 Arclight_Dynamo: Ah. Sounds like a gremlin.
zuuuuuuul: a ghost in the machine, perhaps? have a cleric cast dispel evil and good
 HorusFive: Have you tried letting Heather threaten it lightly
 ContingentCat: sometimes final cut is just an butt
 MacbethSeemsSus: Mmmm, sheep.
 Twilight_Spark:  tasty RAM
 Sheikun07: mmmmmmm, memory
 JadedCynic: yeah, that sort of app is prone to that...
Boon_33: nom nom nom
 A_Dub888: @terribleplan We could always use more GUN
 PharaohBender27: Final Cut: "I must consume RAM!"
 pn55: 
 Its_VeeBot: Give swap pls
 Twilight_Spark: Wow, you have a lot of swap.
 JadedCynic: 
 definenull: I'm pretty sure hungry ghost festival was last month...
 JadedCynic: 80gb...dang
 ProcyonFlynn: Yup, sounds haunted.
ghyllnox: GBS???
Boon_33: gotta gobble `em all
 Nigouki: FEEEEEED MEEEEEE
 BraveOthello: That's a memory leak, it's gonna be a bug in Final Cut
 BraveOthello: Sorry, when you say it back it sounds stupid to say at all
 kilnfiendpotter: Oh god, I'm so sorry
 definenull: oh no (x2)
 Sheikun07: oh dear
 JadedCynic: dang Final Cut, why you be like this? 
 northos: 
Boon_33: ah, helpfful info
 BusTed: Wild
Zalthia: Weeeeeiiiiirrrrrd
 Simonark: Is it a Theros specific issue? Has the RAM been Nyx-Fleeced?
 A_Dub888: "Stop! STOP! What is THAT?! *points at frame* " - Exporter probably
 Sheikun07: I suspect a haunting.
 MacbethSeemsSus: My suggestion is an exorcist.
 Its_VeeBot: 10 allocate memory; 20 goto 10
  Sarah_Serinde: We were getting a bunch of instances of double Michelle audio in in this episode
 definenull: vacuuming the ghosts out of the editing pcs might help too
 Arclight_Dynamo: Just jam in enough hard drives so that it exports before it runs out of virtual RAM. Done. 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Dog_of_Myth: So what I'm hearing is that Final Cut rolled a Nat 1.
 kilnfiendpotter: @Sarah_Serinde I just do that naturally
  Sarah_Serinde: @kilnfiendpotter Oh well just talent then, I see 
 Its_VeeBot: Isn't double Michelle audio just the bit where the two characters were on the phone?
 JadedCynic: Apple rolled a nat 1 in compling Final Cut 
 terribleplan: Oh god
 ElementalAlchemist: oof
 pn55: OMG 
 Arclight_Dynamo: Wow, that suuucks.
 Its_VeeBot: Graham is doing the Giggle of Absolute Pain
 PharaohBender27: Is this why there were sometimes *very* quick cuts between players?
 HorusFive: Fascinating
 BusTed: That is quite the workaround
 SeiichiSin: 
 ProcyonFlynn: Frankenstein's Project File - how festive.
 public_key_reveal_party: was everything in the same file format between the 3 episodes?
 SeiichiSin: Me hearing this story.
 JadedCynic: ALL the oofs - thank you for your efforts for these glorious results
 Twilight_Spark: This feels like me trying to get Latex to embed a gif or something.
 northos: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 kilnfiendpotter: I'm *so* sorry that this campaign was so damned cursed. Thank you all so much for making this happen.
 northos: aaaah, computers
 definenull: as usual I blame ceiling egg
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: I blame all the nat 1s
 DiscordianTokkan: Noone HERE's fault
BlueFingers5 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 24 months!
 BlueFingers5: 
 DaxStrife: No that's definitely Adobe's fault.
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, BlueFingers5! (Today's storm count: 28)
 Its_VeeBot: Blame an anonymous Apple programmer
 JadedCynic: @Bobtheninjagoldfish the nat 1's are a symptom of the common source...
 public_key_reveal_party: I'm a software engineer and sometimes ya just get poltergeists
 generalpurpose: @kilnfiendpotter Well it's been the opposite of a curse for those of us watching. 
voren_chalco: You stuffed too much quality into the raw footage and Final Cut couldn't handle it.
 BusTed: Dead silence
 northos: xkcd whatever number it is 
 JadedCynic: there's an xkcd for this
 generalpurpose: @public_key_reveal_party Yep. Gremlins. Or cosmic rays flipping bits.
  MrPhlip: Having worked on memory leaks, they tend to be arcane and completely non-understandable
 terribleplan: Have you tried ritual sacrifice?
 PharaohBender27: !yay
  LRRbot: Yaaaaaaaay...
  Sarah_Serinde: phew
 JadedCynic: "What did you see, Denver_coder_492?!?"
 kilnfiendpotter: Huzzah! Thank you all again so much
 JadedCynic: 
ghyllnox: The gateway opens once every 5 years
 HorusFive: We're excited too
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Nigouki: I mean, we did force sand to do math. That's bound to backfire once in a while.
 PharaohBender27: Well, actually YAY!
 A_Dub888: "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" 
 DiscordianTokkan: It was extremely good
 ThorSokar: At least there wasn't a "Never mind figured it out" to REALLY twist the knife
 Sheikun07: I'm genuinely fascinated by this
  Sarah_Serinde: youtube.com/lrrtt
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 ContingentCat: I cared to hear about it
  MrPhlip: I'm gonna head right there after this to watch the first half hour I missed
ghyllnox: Thank you for the story, and then the other story!
 JadedCynic: @MrPhlip same
 ThorSokar: Got to see the working Big Boy?! lucky if so
Bobtheninjagoldfish subscribed at Tier 2. They've subscribed for 73 months!
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: I rolled a natural ...73?
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Bobtheninjagoldfish! (Today's storm count: 34)
 Nigouki: Thanks for the show!
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: I can;t wait
 Its_VeeBot: 
 kilnfiendpotter: See y'all next week!
 ProcyonFlynn: 
 definenull: 
 HorusFive: 
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: @kilnfiendpotter Thanks for such a cool game
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 iarethel0ser: 
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 PharaohBender27: In before Episode 3 involves the players removing the flowers around their mics 
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