Let's NOPE! | The Casting of Frank Stone

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  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: The Casting of Frank Stone) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (11m from now).
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  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: The Casting of Frank Stone) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (12s from now).
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 Aceviru: Ok everyone, please settle down. The casting will start in a few minutes.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, did it think there was someone else?
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 SnackPak_: I hope we get to cast Frank Stone into the sea 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is it just Ben and Adam? There are enough characters they could have gotten a crew together
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 hatboozeparty: Death is the only salvation for these poor souls. 
 RTwo28: New game?
 protojman: who dis
noSmokeFire: I had no idea this game existed
 therepoman__: What up dirt
noSmokeFire: I can't wait for a glorious trainwreck
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 baltimore_667083: so that’s where the US gets all the high fructose corn syrup from
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I've given up on watching twitch on my firestick because it always crashes
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 hieroglyphica: Wooo, I woke up from my nap just in time for spoops! 🥳
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: I think there is one character Adam will try to save just because he's a dick
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: The character, not Adam
 CataclysmicReverb: @baltimore_667083 Nah, we get all that from runoffs of the corn plastic industry (^:
 Mai_Andra: Surprise Stealth Mine-O'clock stream
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mai_Andra If Adam gets stuck in a boat like he did that one time I'm on board
 couchboyj:   
patrick_stonecrusher: Adam's gonna Renegade his renegade playthrough just to screw with our expectations
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @patrick_stonecrusher Oh please, I would love that
 e_bloc: 100 100 100 1 1 1 looking forward to how many people Adam heartlessly kills tonight
 TheAinMAP:    
 Mai_Andra: @Thefluffiestguineapig on board a boat 
 couchboyj:   
 thatguysteve2709: Hope everyone is having a good glad to see the teens get out alive
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 LilyOfTheVeil666:   
noSmokeFire: hewwo
PawssumFable: uhhhh
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 Rhynerd: I wonder how long it’ll take for Adam to kill everyone. Anyone wanna set a hard limit?
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Some are
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 CataclysmicReverb: Umm its actually Casting of Frank N. Stone's Monster
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 gualdhar: mic5 adam?
 e_bloc: the butcher of bc is in town
 therepoman__: Skibidi Ohio Rizz
 HadesLeprechaun: Adams mic seems to not be on
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: can barely hear adam
 hatboozeparty: Does age matter in the afterlife?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam's mic is so quiet I can't hear him
 Fuzzra: I've never seen the intro before. I'm assuming somebody has fond memories of Ghost Master.
 saucemaster5000: are they cool kids or ghoul kids?
 Tangsm: Adam is in Shy Ronnie voice
 gualdhar: Adam's mic is either off or quiet
Orxolon: Adam's mic is so low
prince_infidel: Adam is low?
SternJudge: Adam is quiet
 shendaras: 
 ladyjessica: yeah definitely mic issues with Adam.
ttam809: so full of skibidi haha
 PharaohBender27: OK, legit question: The FUCK does "skibidi rizz" mean? Is it just "You're as hot as a toilet" [ie ugly AF]?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Tangsm I haven't thought about Shy Ronnie in a hot minute, god those were good
 korvys: Adam, you are literally paid to be funny
noSmokeFire: get me a cup of that skibidi rizz
 Mai_Andra: "He's going there, and then he'll skibidi-bi there..."
ttam809: quite happy to be tuning into my first LRR stream in a few years
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 salamisuperstar: Blanket time
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Correct
 brainbosh: Adam is still quiet
 wiganlass: morning guys!
 thatguysteve2709: Not yet
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Still can't hear Adam
 Aceviru: Mic check
Orxolon: Adam's mic is low guys
 HadesLeprechaun: @LoadingReadyRun Adams mic is either super duper quiet or off
 Makrosian_Tay: RICHTER
 wiganlass: a quiet Adam is the moon blue outside??
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 saucemaster5000: damn adam doesn't know HECTOR?
 korvys: Richter Hammockslam?
 Diabore: this is another dark pictures game right?
 CastleOtranto: Gonna have to side with Adam on the Hector thing.
 SquareDotCube: Was going to say, there's a Trevor
 baltimore_667083: richter Hammockslam!
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Orxolon: can we turn Adam's mic uo?
Orxolon: up*
 HadesLeprechaun: Adams mic is like 25% of Bens
 CastleOtranto: I once knew a cat named Hector. He was built like a tank.
 wiganlass: maybe Adam is whispering
PawssumFable: 
 CataclysmicReverb: Why're we hectoring Hector?
 saucemaster5000: is simon like the unpopular hector?
 lamina5432: mic 5?
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 SquareDotCube: emo band boy Soma
 Mai_Andra: Simon was the one in the "Captain N" cartoon, right?
 Makrosian_Tay: I understood that reference!!!
 Aceviru: long hair lady!
PawssumFable: Hector reminds me of that old guy on Breaking Bad
Orxolon: shy roonniiieee
PawssumFable: Dingin his bell
 Rhynerd: ah, the gal with the magic tattoo, right
 brainbosh: Yeah I can't hear adam literally half the time.
 MacbethSeemsSus: It'll actually be funny if Adam goes the entire stream barely heard
 SquareDotCube: Jonathan! Charlotte!
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 korvys: I don't think I've ever played a Castlevania
 TehAmelie: who cares about the Belmonts, to me the main character of Castlevania is Kinuyo Yamashita
 journojared: Came for the Ben & Adam podcast, staying for the horror gane
Orxolon: @korvys your missing out
 CastleOtranto: Good ol' Portait of Ruin
Orxolon: you're
 PMAvers: Benjamin! Adam!
 brainbosh: Odds on them doing the whole podcast without realizing Adam is barely audible?
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 CataclysmicReverb: Castlevania: Dead Cells
 couchboyj: Janet!  Rocky!
 Kentosaurus: ye can't get ye flask
 ThorSokar: Castlevania: Lords of Shadow was the last good one
 mrjujubeans: it’s so deep in there, it’s practically thrombosis
patrick_stonecrusher: The GBA Castlevanias were pretty sweet
PawssumFable: haha
 SkylerRingtail: @brainbosh Convinced it's a bit at this point
 HadesLeprechaun: Adams mic still super quiet, like 1/3 the volume of Bens
 journojared: You can take my backtracking out of my cold dead hands
 itsr67: SOTN ye
 SquareDotCube: hub and spoke design
 Makrosian_Tay: Symphony of the night is where they turn it upsiodedown
  SmithKurosaki: evenin
 saucemaster5000: wouldn't the people fall out of the castle if they do that?
 Kentosaurus: that is better
 superdude097: That is better
  Juliamon: lots better
 NotCainNorAbel: better
ttam809: that is better
 brainbosh: There we go!
 CastleOtranto: So smooth now
 itsr67: si, gracias
 InconsiderateHat: Huzzah!
prince_infidel: Yes better
 Driosenth: yes and no
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 brainbosh: Now we can actually hear adam!
 coffeehuntress: Ben lives at 3x volume it's a gift
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I can hear Adam!
 lamina5432: just wanna hear your sweet voice adam
 korvys: Magic lungs
noSmokeFire: skeletons are full of screams
 varmintx0: A wizard did it.
 Mai_Andra: I am offended.  Metroidvania is our glorious Exploration and Progression, not their meaningless Filler.
 itsr67: being given the magic ability to scream is something else
 therepoman__: It's *science*
 SurfDownstage: that's true
 Morrigan9: ah, dark matter and eneergy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @noSmokeFire Isn't a skeleton what happens when all the screams are drained out?
 baltimore_667083: death, taxes, trains
 rosesmcgee: Necromancy allows the dead to scream. that's like basic stuff
 SquareDotCube: Adam defeats all the wizards with science
Orxolon: "Death exists"-Ben
 itsr67: AND
 gualdhar: it's ok Ben wasn't baptized
 saucemaster5000: I'd bring back my hamster from 30 years ago
BrindleBoar: "I was already sold"
patrick_stonecrusher: I Have No Larynx And I Must Scream
  Sarah_Serinde: Sounds like quitter talk, Adam
 Catcard: rip to them but I'm better. maybe better than the gods
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 JoeLowe2: It concerns me how quickly Ben said yes
 MacbethSeemsSus: Challenging god goes really well in the Bible
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is a Medieval phisosophy thing
 CastleOtranto: If you met a dead guy in a jar in the middle of a spooky forest, would you resurrect him?
 xantos69: Can god make a little guy so underdoggy that even he couldn't beat him?
 TehAmelie: don't the undead suffer unimaginably when you raise them?
 ThorSokar: The only god I'm worried about is Odin, 'cause let me tell ya I don't see no damn Ice Giants around, that dude delivers
 SquareDotCube: Ben "I am a JRPG protagonist" Ulmer
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Can God make a stone so heavy he can't lift it
 JusticeJuice: God still owes me money.
 itsr67: YOU
 Mai_Andra: "Back 2 Life" by popular pop singer [uh... Kate Bishop]?
 saucemaster5000: Krav Magod!
 Ristow: God actually super weak, just has great PR
 adept_nekomancer: If every Final Fantasy game ends with killing god, I'm sure Ben can manage it too.
 Mai_Andra: Brazilian is Capoeira
 rosesmcgee: God has trained us all our lives for this grudge match
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: God just beats Ben with a chair and then gives him a Stone Cold Stunner
 itsr67: LMFAO
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Isn't he the only one with the say?
 notthepenguins: It's his house!!
 Mai_Andra: Sexy Dance Fighting
 MacbethSeemsSus: The guy at the gate has a manager.
 saucemaster5000: gabriel is the middle man
 Tangsm: PR agents
 Aceviru: Santa clayus
 SquareDotCube: "I know a guy, his name's Jesus"
 PawssumFable: Sinter Klaus?
 baltimore_667083: but Santa still decided who’s naughty and nice
patrick_stonecrusher: "Good hustle, Ulmer. You're in"
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ghyllnox: Christianity 101 is the horror tonight
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: He's gonna do a literal Kratos?
 korvys: Just kill the devil, like in that Lil Nas X video
 raulghoulia: get to
 notthepenguins: The devil would hand you over to Vince, sorry
 itsr67: "LEMME RUN THE SET"
 xantos69: Pretty sure if god personally kills you with kung fu... the devil has to give you some mad respect.
 Morrigan9: the sequal franchise!!!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh no
 Diabore: The devil is just a paper pusher
 Mai_Andra: Sorry, the Devil is Canadian now...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Cosmology as per constantine
 rosesmcgee: think of the pay-per-view numbers, lord
 Tangsm: Can you bribe at the gate like a bouncer?
 saucemaster5000: that movie rules tho
 baltimore_667083: @notthepenguins I thought the devil WAS Vince
 itsr67: does god one and done
 LithelyUnshod: That's the plot of The Umsleeping City
 adept_nekomancer: @Thefluffiestguineapig Constanmology
 Fuzzra: If I'm to be judged by a deity, I'm going to judge right back. Being worthy cuts both ways.
 PMAvers: But why would He want to go back up there? He's already got his hands full of assholes, why would he want more?
 mrjujubeans: do you read hellblazer?
 ArdCollider: that movie punches way above what you'd think it can accomplish.
critiquequartz: this is the type of conversations I tune in for
 raulghoulia: in that case it was the devils son
 Going_Medium: They are making a Constantine sequel!
 Laserbeaks_Fury: You fight God *one* time
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lazermeow: Constantine has the best portrayal of the Devil.
noSmokeFire: even the devil has hobbies, Ben
 PhorrestGaze: Revelations is a sometimes book
tycoonbosh: Isn't the devil explicitly not trying to take heaven out in Constantine?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Isn't he torturing people as per the command of god?
 Morrigan9: maybe he runs call centers
 TheMerricat: Why do you think he's pissed Ben?
 itsr67: devil seems a lot more busy than God
 PawssumFable: Imagine going to hell and the devil is just like ugh, it's my pilates night, come back later
 ArdCollider: he's God's rules lawyer.
 WiJohn: Do what you love
 baltimore_667083: I bet the devil has a sick model railroad tbh
 saucemaster5000: he's big into model ships
 CastleOtranto: Satan's hobbies involve flaming clown spiders
 adept_nekomancer: Now I'm imaging Ben and Satan in a room painting warhammer minis
 Laserbeaks_Fury: It's my job and also my passion
 ladyjojo1987: Ben needs to watch Lucifer the TV series. most enjoyable
 mrjujubeans: he also has a lot of demon helpers haha
noSmokeFire: warhammer IS torturing people
frank_the_great: The Devil 100% is into the hobbies I don't like
 Laserbeaks_Fury: You've just invented Hades
 itsr67: 
 kirbytronic: According to a show he's real busy making rubber duckies
 WiJohn: Maybe the torture is pure hobby and the job is heaven overthrowing
 TehAmelie: you might like KIll Six BIllion Demons, there's a character whose name is "Murder the gods and topple their thrones", could be inspirational
ghyllnox: So the devil will keep you around until he needs some random dude to throw at God
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @frank_the_great Or is the Devil the worst people? The gate keepers
 Diabore: Is the devil wile e coyote? Would that make god roadrunner?
 Morrigan9: oh, kill god with canadian kindness
 Catcard: I have confidence in you ben!!!!!! fuck up god!!!!!!
BrindleBoar: @TehAmelie Auntie Maya!
rick0chet008: When does he find time to practice the fiddle?
 itsr67: elevator pitch to the devil
 Makrosian_Tay: Ben thinks fighting God is a roguelike 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @rick0chet008 When he's torturing musicians
 Geldaran: "I've come to bargain!"
 adept_nekomancer: I'd play Canadian Hades.
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frank_the_great: @Thefluffiestguineapig I think that's Saint Peter
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 PawssumFable: He doesn't, that's why some rando from the South beat his ass
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 Tangsm: What if they just make people fight like Pokemon
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: Ben and God in a Royal Rumble.  God is #1 and Ben is number @ though 30.
 PharaohBender27: Very Sisypehan
 notthepenguins: God just keeps adding new phases
 xantos69: Ben... you know you don't *Actually* get I frames against god when you roll right?
 e_bloc: I love this podcast
  Juliamon: God hits you with a sick ass mixup
 CataclysmicReverb: God phones up bowl grampa from DS3 DLC
 SquareDotCube: Adam just wants to watch
 saucemaster5000: "You put all you money on Ben?" "They were due!!!!"
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @frank_the_great But Peter doesn't have hobbies, if the Devil has hobbies wouldn't he be the worst kind of person for those hobbies? Like the ones that shamed me for not playing the most optimized decks when I tried to play MtG?
 raulghoulia: God is a meter eater
 iDangero: Ben you got this, we believe in you
 itsr67: get one past god
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Gee, really Ben?
 PawssumFable: oh nooo, Fluffy
 gamercat88: gotta get baptized then youre good
 PawssumFable: Those people
 PawssumFable: Get away
 rosesmcgee: Sure, like God is perfect and never makes a mistake. Not likely.
 Laserbeaks_Fury: St. Peter, that chicken is at the Pearly Gates again
Patorik: I think the Devil still works for God, like he's God's garbage disposal that handles garbage souls. Like if you opened the cupboard to hell, the Devil would be there, saying, "Eh, it's a living."
 ThorSokar: Full on, no one reads that damn book, it's more than 1/2 just murder porn
patrick_stonecrusher: "Nice hustle Ulmer.  I got a spot in the halo factory for you"
 JoeLowe2: I'm reading the bible now.  No spoilers please
 TehAmelie: the second thing they do is blame the other guy for making them eat the apple
 Astramentha: yes
 raulghoulia: the one take a way
 The_Color_Twelve: He put it there knowing
 DudelidouX: God is an asshole, one of the worst in history
  Juliamon: Nobody ever said God isn't an asshole
 Geldaran: I mean, if the flood wasn't the first clue...
EvilBadman: Job did nothing wrong
 lamina5432: ben figured it out
 xantos69: Ben just successfully understood the literal entire book in one sentence.
 dumbo3k: We aren't arguing god isn't an asshole. He is definitely an asshole a lot in the various bible stories
 gualdhar: of course God's an asshole, read literally any part of the Old Testament
 iDangero: just need Adam to coach Ben on god’s frame data
lazermeow: God asked his like number one dude go merc his own son, God a bit of a tool.
 Mazrae: Old testament God is the biggest jerk
 PhorrestGaze: that's the real take away from the bible. Read Job.
 PharaohBender27: Did you SEE what he did to Job!?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @rosesmcgee Exactly like how the pope had to declare he was infallible to shut up people after the Protestant Reformation? "I was right all along now shut up?"
 saucemaster5000: god doesn't have the santa claus powers
 Azralorne: I was raised my entire life in the Christian church and I can tell you 100% god is a dick
 ContingentCat: God's a major asshole, the whole thing with Job was a bet with Satan then he's like shut up I work in mysterious ways
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Ben constantly trying to surprise God like he's Majima
frank_the_great: Call God a she, it annoys the right people
 xantos69: @PharaohBender27 Pour one out for a real one.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Ben has discovered St Thomas Aquinis
 I_Am_Clockwork: If God interfered with our decisiouns to do bad stuff it would take away out free will. Its not that got lets us, but rather that we did this to ourselves
 itsr67: like a lakitu
EvilBadman: Philosophical religious chat starts at :20
ButButTheJesus: I'm trying to say something good or wise about this but I'm struggling to keep up
 itsr67: got the little spike balls
 brainbosh: The point of god is that they created a people with free will and couldn't keep them from using the free will
 raulghoulia: blinking red weak spot
 Fuzzra: "Are you there, God? It's me, Margarete. Gotta tell you, young Peggy is really fed up with you letting the worst people say you told them to do it."
  Juliamon: giant enemy deity
Patorik: God drops some sweet loot
 SurfDownstage: skill issue
 PawssumFable: @frank_the_great Call god a THEY, those same people lose it harder 
frank_the_great: Does Canada not have frost giants?
 PharaohBender27: If God is real, we are probably like amoeba to them.
 adept_nekomancer: With all those superpowers, God's code has to be really janky.  Just clip through him and he'll fall into the subocean.
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Have we segued into Asura's Wrath
 ThorSokar: Yea, because Odin killed them all!  Dude promised the end of the Ice Giants, and there aren't any!
 lamina5432: i'm more partial to the beflief he's just a more advanced life form kinda thing
 MacbethSeemsSus: Resets your mortgage.
 saucemaster5000: lost all your rings!
 TehAmelie: based on real life examples, all you have to do to defeat God is exist 
 Laserbeaks_Fury: HolloweD?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @brainbosh Or depending on which Medieval philosopher sometimes the Devil created free will, but the circular logic is then god created the devil so that must mean he wants suffering so then etc etc
EvilBadman: I was 2/3 way to redeeming Boshi, my dude
 Azralorne: @thorsokar I've seen a theory that Christianity is just Loki making up a new religion and I don't think it's real but it still cracks me up, I love it
 PharaohBender27: @ThorSokar Why do I sense bias on your part? 
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 I_Am_Clockwork: the only time I use change is if I have to park somewhere
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 I_Am_Clockwork: there's still some parking meters that only take quarters around here
 gamercat88: i've gotta pocket full of sunshine
 ThorSokar: @PharaohBender27    
 saucemaster5000: with no change how do you play pinball?
 CastleOtranto: I always carry exactly one quarter
frank_the_great: I hate carrying around change. When I get something from the vending machine, I leave the change for the next guy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 Isn't Loki a frost giant technically?
 ladyjojo1987: service industry workers definitely have cash on them
 xantos69: Bro... I have not had change on me for 23 years.
 dumbo3k: A  Machine? I thought it was THE Machine
 Fuzzra: I keep change in my pocket - that's how I free a supermarkey trolley.
 kragmabutch: honestly, the last few times ive used cash it feels like cheating. no codes or signatures or swiping, its kinda great
frank_the_great: You're goddamn right
 gualdhar: jesus fuck we're getting murdered here
 adept_nekomancer: Have you seen our political system?  Of course we have no idea what we're doing.
 raulghoulia: Careful. That's getted Nuked talk
 Azralorne: I only ever have change on me when I buy weed because I have to use cash in the us lol
 PharaohBender27: Doesn'
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @adept_nekomancer Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup
 Kentosaurus: you get it back adam
 Laserbeaks_Fury: If it were easy, they couldn't charge you for services
ghyllnox: For Aldi
frank_the_great: America has free shopping carts
 electric_claire: It's so bad here, Ben.
 PharaohBender27: It's a deposit
 whenwearebothcats: @Azralorne I mean it is almost certainly related to paganism on some level due to shared rituals
patrick_stonecrusher: I like to think we get reincarnated, but into our own lives.  Thus deja vu
 the_walking: a house key works too
 mrjujubeans: this is why it’s helpful to be a looney
 Aceviru: It keeps them from having to hire a lot person
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: AND you can still break your looney out if you try hard enough
 iDangero: prove your worth, then take you shopping cart
 saucemaster5000: Finally, a use for my ingot room!
ghyllnox: It's so people actually return their carts and don't leave them out in the parking lot
ButButTheJesus: whut barrr
BrindleBoar: smelting like a beast
 Mai_Andra: make loonies at home
EvilBadman: Some asshole, "I'm gonna get these fuckers good by giving them their deposit back. They won't know what to do"
 PharaohBender27: Deposits for things are *very* common in Europe. You go to a beer garden in Germany? You pay a deposit for the glass you can get back later.
ghyllnox: It's forcing people to be polite
 SquareDotCube: substandard quality copper
 PawssumFable: I like listening to conspiracies for entertainment, and I heard one recently that we get reincarnated because the lizard mens feed on our suffering.   
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Alex has a forge, doesn't he
 Kelazi5: That happens all the time at my store, half the time we hardly have any carts
 SquareDotCube: just like Ea-Nasir
 Azralorne: @whenwearebothcats oh totally, but that's more of a human informed thing than the like... mythology story oriented stuff of "Loki is the Christian God" 😂
 Nigouki: you put the cart in the sea to act as a crab cage
 Isaac3567: I bet between Alex & Ian they could handle it all
 PharaohBender27: You use a locker for your stuff in a Museum? That's a 2 Euro deposit
 PawssumFable: It's called prison planet
ghyllnox: How many reputable smelters do you know Adam
 LithelyUnshod: Have you not seen Trailer Park Boys? That was Bubbles' income
 WiJohn: Paid my looney for it
 The_Color_Twelve: fished it out of the culvert grid
 ThorSokar: Let me tell ya, the people who work at scrap yards DO NOT ask a lot of questions
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @whenwearebothcats That theory is hilarious, also the images of the devil (horns, goat legs etc) almost certainly come from fertility gods that gave women power. Also witchcraft was people getting mad about women having money/social power
 saucemaster5000: The high smelter council
 saucemaster5000: The anvils
frank_the_great: Professionals have standards
 Tangsm: "I inherited these shopping carts from my grandmother!"
 MacbethSeemsSus: The high smelters are just a bunch of fish.
 PawssumFable: Be a witch
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: Next time on Tinker Tailor Solder Fry: Melting a shopping cart into ingots
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MacbethSeemsSus You almost made me do a spit take
Patorik: Years ago, my Zellers manager decided to stop paying the guy who drove around and found our lost carts. We ran out of carts like a month later
 public_key_reveal_party: I mean, I'm by no means an expert, but it's not that hard (relatively speaking) to melt down metal like that
 DudelidouX: My apartment building as two shoping cart mark with the local grocery store and I never questioned where they get them.
 Azralorne: @pawssumfable done 😎
 PawssumFable: @Azralorne Excellent (Mr Burns voice)
hiFunko: you put a john wick coin in the shopping cart and a stairway descends
 Aceviru: holy shit I need this movie now
hiFunko: next to the cart return
 Tangsm: That's where they keep all the carts that don't have any wonky wheels
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PawssumFable Way ahead of you my dude, I've been a witch for years
hiFunko: to the assassin underworld
 gamercat88: i would watch that movie
 Rhynerd: The assassin shopping carts have pistols hidden in them, don’t they?
 saucemaster5000: "People keep asking if I offer cash back... Yeah, I'm thinking I offer cash back!"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @hiFunko John Wick 5
noSmokeFire: imagine John Wick assembling IKEA
 TehAmelie: taking a shopping cart full of guns is in character if Deadpool does it, but hilarious if John Wick does it
 Makrosian_Tay: No way they get the worst
 Cptasparagus: are delifolk the carnies of grocery stores?
 PawssumFable: @noSmokeFire The guy who wrote his instructions is in trouble
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hm, depends on the neighborhood
 TehAmelie: ergo, John Wick is the funny one
 Makrosian_Tay: Cashiers are the punching bags of retail
 CataclysmicReverb: Nah, bakery gets the worst of it all
 The_Color_Twelve: cashiers have more people bugging them
 Thefluffiestguineapig: If it's a rich white people neighborhood that's the worst
 xantos69: The front end manager always gets the worst of it.
 Laserbeaks_Fury: For another store
 ButterBall000: !uptime
 The_Color_Twelve: not sure its worse
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 25:22.
 Aceviru: Yup
 Rhynerd: i mean, if the deli makes sandwiches I imagine they get some backseat sandwichmakers.
EvilBadman: doesn't scan? Must be freeeee
Patorik: "Price is broken? Must be free, right? hurhurhur"
 HadesLeprechaun: I've done both, and I found cashier much worse than deli
 saucemaster5000: gamestop employees are the punchihng bags of retail
  RayFK: Ben
 PawssumFable: FREE CAKE NOW
 Saintnex: yea….
 ContingentCat: Customers are why I worked overnights restocking at the grocery store
Blakemcm: cake farts dot com
 ThorSokar: I could 100% see the bakery people getting shit on
frank_the_great: Bakery pizza is the best pizza send tweet
 PMAvers: As someone who was a cashier for like 14 years... having to deal with people was the worst. Especially when they're trying to scam you.
 Nigouki: Excuse me you got the kerning wrong on the name
 CataclysmicReverb: Gotta get up at like 2 AM to bake it
 PharaohBender27: It's frustrating to be in line behind someone who's arguing with the cashier, almost always about petty shit
 PawssumFable: I watch a girl's youtube who has a bakery, she does skits of stuff that happen to her... it is WILD.
 Fuzzra: Butcher's counters were also pretty bad when they were still a thing.
 Laserbeaks_Fury: "Happy Birthday Rayn"
 Azralorne: I worked in the bakery dept at Safeway it SUUUUCKED
 Aceviru: They are very demanding
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 ButterBall000: Deli
 TehAmelie: let's give cake to the bakers! https://i.imgur.com/9bY2r9F.png
 saucemaster5000: Tnannern
 Saintnex: oh, that’s not a thing, we just have to accept ppl really being unhappy lol
 Aceviru: And plan things very poorly
 dumbo3k: Taannnnner
frank_the_great: Tannnner in shambles
 wiganlass: the worst part of any front facing customer service role is the bloody customers! everything is always my fault- the weather, people on the roads… everything
 Kelazi5: every so often I find a cake someone didn't want left in the break room for us
 Jennie_Fuchsia: I’m coming to Victoria next week 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah fun podcast times
 Mnemonicman: howdy doodly
 gamercat88: Publix Bakery here in Florida used to do hurricane cakes it was epic but also... umm.. dark
BrindleBoar: if I were ever to order a cake with writing I would specify maximum misspellings.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Nope, it's the game Supermassive stopped the Dark Pictures to make
 ButterBall000: these are always a hoot
 wiganlass: time for Adam to murder some teens
 PharaohBender27: @gamercat88 
 Saintnex: like including somehow not being able to do a cake in like 24 hrs
 Laserbeaks_Fury: My guess is it's the Entity
 Makrosian_Tay: Adam LIVES for the TPK. He knows nothing else
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Who would you cast as Frank Stone?
 saucemaster5000: dark pictures ain't done they're just taking a year off -- there's another season coming
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is Adam in eunui mode today?
 PawssumFable: Hurricane parties are good to do, really. It's a bad event, might as well do something that takes your mind off it.
 hatboozeparty: In most situations in this games, i would just die.
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: ya, when was the last time you ducked?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 Yeah, they took time off to literally make this
frank_the_great: I love it when fictional characters are named Frank. Brings me joy
EvilBadman: It's immersive roleplay Ben
 ButterBall000: I'm totally the one that doesn't duck
 Lithobraker: Does it not being a dark picture anthology mean there's no smug English guy?  
 30teracyte: noted real life simulator dead by daylight
 ThorSokar: and sometimes you just wanna see who's got plot armor
 PharaohBender27: @PawssumFable I would hope that the party is in a properly sheltered location?
 Strebenherz: Good evening dorks
 CataclysmicReverb: They see the sawblade coming, and instead of ducking, they flashback to 6th grade woodshop
 JoeLowe2: because of who?!?
 Mai_Andra: Doing a "Dark Pictures Like" without a special multi-part multi-player event? 
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Ruin a game with one word: "The Casting Couch of Frank Stone"
 spethycakes: surprise 
 Azralorne: Nobody will live
 Astramentha: the Mongol?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @30teracyte Yup, hence why there are all those overhead hooks everywhere
 itsr67: oh n o
 PharaohBender27: @Lithobraker Probably
 SkylerRingtail: Oh no
 dumbo3k: Do not Dongle the Mongol. That's how you get Ghengis Khan to invade
ghyllnox: Do we get a prediction?
ButButTheJesus: a wut
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh nooooooo
 mrjujubeans: no one lives!
 TheMerricat: No.
 adept_nekomancer: Uh-oh
 SurfDownstage: no
 Strebenherz: a guest?
 Azralorne: No
 Makoforte: Uh oh
 spethycakes: this is terrifying
 gamercat88: promise o7
 Astramentha: no
 PharaohBender27: 👀
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Guest?
critiquequartz: no!
 protojman: o7
 DoctorHutch: I am so ready to misbehave
ghyllnox: Absolutely not
 wiganlass: go on
 Azralorne: Absolutely not
 itsr67: SPEED
 MacbethSeemsSus: I can not give that promise.
 BorealMage: hehe doodies
critiquequartz: 
 saucemaster5000: I pwomise uwu
Orxolon: regarding?
 ThorSokar:   Act up, got it  
 Kentosaurus: I promise
 superdude097: o7
 JoeLowe2: I promise Adam.  I'm out.
 lamina5432: we promise
 Makrosian_Tay: Uhhhh
 empyreon:  doodies
 PawssumFable: @PharaohBender27 Yeah, that's kind of a thing too, it usually happens in a place that's safer than individual houses.
 Azralorne: I refuse
 korvys: I promise🤞
MWGNZ: heh doodies
frank_the_great: o7
 mrjujubeans: Never! 
 CataclysmicReverb: I only have one behavior, so... yeah sure
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
ButButTheJesus: ???
 Nigouki: fuk
 Strebenherz: oh no
 iris_of_ether: oh no
 whenwearebothcats: oh decisiveness? rules me out
 dumbo3k: what?!
 notthepenguins: Oh no
 dumbo3k: WHAT!
 itsr67: LMFAO
 Nigouki: Bail bail bail
 spethycakes: sacrifice one
 shendaras: 
 PharaohBender27: Oh dear
 itsr67: THEY ARE SO DEAD
 RatherLargeToad: oh no…
 Strebenherz: time to twitch plays pokemon this
 BorealMage: OH NO
 Saintnex: hehehehe
 PMAvers: Watch it be the only one that makes it out alive.
 Astramentha: We require more banan for that
ttam809: Twitch plays
 Makrosian_Tay: OH GOD NO
  Sarah_Serinde: Uh oh
 DoctorHutch: Score.
critiquequartz: YES
 teeyeezey: oh my
 tehfewl: thats pressure
 ladyjojo1987: that’s too much power for us
 30teracyte: 
 Blip2004: Doooooommmm
prince_infidel: Oh nooo
 thatguysteve2709: I'm out
 wiganlass: will I have to put my knitting down??
 MrSarkhan: Let's go!
 jessieimproved: Amazing
Orxolon: cool
 Inquisitor_Xian: they're toast
 gamercat88: we get a tomagatchi
frank_the_great: If we kill the character, they may give us another
 protojman: i come here to shirk my responsibilities!
n3ther: oh no, here chat goes murdering again
 mrjujubeans: uh oh uno
 spethycakes: I don't want to be responsible for another life
 NotCainNorAbel: This is just so that Adam can kill us
 BorealMage: "Take care of them"
ghyllnox: Speed and decisiveness sure, but I won't promise to behave
 Rhynerd: we get a person?
ButButTheJesus: oh heck
 PawssumFable: It's like, you go to a good place to bunker down and eat cake instead of staring at the walls and wailing with terror
 gualdhar: we're killing everyone
 Azralorne: Assuming control
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: if they make it through the first choice, I'm considering that a win
 adept_nekomancer: Welp, it's been nice chatting with you all.
Orxolon: hahahahaha
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp
 MacbethSeemsSus: Wait you're giving us a job!?!
 I_Am_Clockwork: Well, its been a good run
 korvys: Oh yeah, we'll "take care of them"
 bosqueofpines: Lets gooo
 TalesFromTheManaCrypt: oh nooooooo
 CataclysmicReverb: Don't worry Adam, they'll be the only survivor
 ButterBall000: What one at a time?
 itsr67: CAUGHT
 varmintx0: They aren't living to the 2nd chapter
frank_the_great: I'm not here
ghyllnox: Everybody
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We're all probs getting banned
 SurfDownstage: Who's gonna kill someone faster, chat or Adam
 TalesFromTheManaCrypt: RIP
 wiganlass: please don’t give us THE arsehole
 bobokiddo: all 450 of us
  Juliamon: We have chatlogs
 iDangero: is this like when chat wins at jackbox?
 teeyeezey: not like thid
 spethycakes: LRR is now a police state
 RatherLargeToad: We, who are about to die, salute you!
 PawssumFable: BRRRR
 Tangsm: This is like those school health classes where they make you raise an egg
 flustered_blue: we are so borked
 saucemaster5000: hang on switching to my alt account
 ThorSokar: that's gonna be a LOT of screenshots
 public_key_reveal_party: adam with the extremely reasonable requests
 lamina5432: so you can not duck but we have to
BrindleBoar: if we kill them at the first opportunity you would be proud of us, don't lie
 hatboozeparty: But im shy
 SeaDiegoFC: I just have to not say anything... Shit
 I_Am_Clockwork: hell of a way to announce the end of lrr streams XD
 TehAmelie: oh my i'm suddenly so tired
 morderschatten: This sounds like a terrible idea!
 empyreon: rip us
EvilBadman: No fucking deal. I already owe James twenty dollars
 e_bloc: 
 PharaohBender27: Did I ever tell folks here that the first time I heard of Twitch was on a forum thread about "Twitch chat plays Pokemon"?
  Juliamon: qrpth.eu/prism
 Makrosian_Tay: Ho-leeeee shit
 iDangero: 450 chatters in a trenchcoat
 hackingducks: ruh-roh.
 wishiwassleeping: Take my picture!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Violence
 kragmabutch: ah but if i don't say anything they won't know im here! oh wait...
 Makoforte: I have a drs note, i cannot be responsible fpr anyone's life today
 JoeLowe2: @Juliamon is too nice to ban us all (I hope)!
 tillerofsoil: oh no
frank_the_great: I'm hooked
 hatboozeparty: Warning for gens
patrick_stonecrusher: Twitch doesn't have a "ban all" button?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Mods are best
 Tangsm: They're probably going to repair generators in really unrealistic ways
 Thefluffiestguineapig: How do we activate our twitch integration
 teeyeezey: wait will we be able to take out adams character before he is able to?
 PharaohBender27: In my defense, I'm going to be absent for signficant portions of this stream! But I will try to input honorably while here
frank_the_great: !updog
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:31:12. 
 ThorSokar: wooooow, just spitting fire today, got it
 mrjujubeans: it’s a horror podcast
 Dog_of_Myth: Noooo, I missed the podcast
  SmithKurosaki: @patrick_stonecrusher Theres kind of a way to permanently mute everyone. Thats about it
 Laserbeaks_Fury: a
 korvys: A
 hatboozeparty: Pls dont
 empyreon: b
 itsr67: a
 Kuhfeek: b
 SeaDiegoFC: B
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
 wiganlass: a
 Bruceski: a
 TehAmelie: c
ttam809: C
xREXx0: C
 BusTed: A
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 Kentosaurus: a
 adept_nekomancer: C!  Always C!
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 gamercat88: b
 gualdhar: a
 Makrosian_Tay: Ok, this ia AMAZING
 korvys: Oh, it's not chat spam
 flustered_blue: C
 HadesLeprechaun: B
 whenwearebothcats: thanks neat
 PharaohBender27: OK that' neat
 Saintnex: b
 terribleplan: F
 whenwearebothcats: *thats
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Will it tell us what option is which?
 ThorSokar:  Tie the Poll! 
 tillerofsoil: C
 TehAmelie: oh
 itsr67: ohhh
 30teracyte: ohhhh
  Juliamon: Don't post in chat, just click the choices
lazermeow: That's dope.
 I_Am_Clockwork: get it perfectly balanced
 wiganlass: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah chat there's nothing that said to put it in chat
 Laserbeaks_Fury: but it's free engagement!
 I_Am_Clockwork: team order
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is way better than I thought
 flustered_blue: oh that’s a good choice
 korvys: Good thing we tested
 itsr67: As long as we get a poll it seems good
frank_the_great: ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ A ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
 spethycakes: A because I am an A+ student
Orxolon: i'm so hyped
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Really? You respected us? I'm shocked
hiFunko: De-fault de-fault de-fault
 saucemaster5000: I voted for C!
 TheAlanHeffley:  
Patorik: I chose A because A for Adam
 I_Am_Clockwork: can we be the younger sibling and get the not-plugged in controller?
 niccus: all you have to do is kill us
 whenwearebothcats: are we advising or choosing
 Cptasparagus: this isnt real everyone is hot
 wiganlass: hey!!
 itsr67: 
 ButterBall000: Chat is little brother
 Going_Medium: grey hair
  Sarah_Serinde: so what I'm hearing is give chat the cop
 Saintnex: I hope we get the copper
 InconsiderateHat: 30 seconds can feel like a long time
frank_the_great: P1P1 Silver fox in the suit
Orxolon: jokes on you,you are leaving us the one we want
 wiganlass: Adam gets super hard difficulty we get easy
 NotCainNorAbel: If Adam asks us to go check out a bush we vote no
 Saintnex: so that we can start blasting
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sarah_Serinde Yeah, that's what I think 
 PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde 
 CataclysmicReverb: @Sarah_Serinde All Cops areplayedby Ben
 dumbo3k: @Sarah_Serinde That guarantees they first
 itira: evening gamers
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So we get the middle one?
 Rhynerd: Seems like we're getting the middle gal.
 ButterBall000: Chat's the lead
  Sarah_Serinde: @dumbo3k Exactly
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 Rhynerd: She's the only one that gets solo'd
 saucemaster5000: I'm worried that's the lead
 Azralorne: We're that lady then
 TehAmelie: we got the cool one!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I think you'll like the old lady Ben
 itsr67: that's 100% the indispensable lead
 kirbytronic: What if we play the game and you two watch
 MacbethSeemsSus: If they have plot armor that'll be hilarious
 itsr67: we are leading this
 bobokiddo: if we're in the middle, does that mean we're the main character?
 adept_nekomancer: We have a jacket
 spethycakes: Dickhead McGoo
 Going_Medium: We get the unkillable single character.
 30teracyte: yeah we've got protagonist energy
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Can we get Decisive Strike?
 Azralorne: Chat does have main character syndrome so it would track
 CastleOtranto: Please, I'm Mr. Magoo. Dickhead Magoo is my son.
 ohjanji: @spethycakes thanks for the giftie!
 ButterBall000: [grr]
frank_the_great: This seems cool, but it's no haunted mini golf
 Neozyxn: I do feel like it may have been trying to balance participation so we have the most choices
 TehAmelie: yes, indeed
 SurfDownstage: Do they need to mute copyrighted music?
ButButTheJesus: *ominous sounds*
 dumbo3k: @Azralorne and the main character always has multiple personalities, right?
 math_nerdette: Got here late, how do I interact with the game?
 Makrosian_Tay: Will Nicholas Cage be appearing?
 whenwearebothcats: if there's a part where we get to run around a shack twenty times, i feel confident
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @SurfDownstage They did
Orxolon: more game audio?maybe kinda low
frank_the_great: I think I know who the killer is
  Sarah_Serinde: @math_nerdette There will be Twitch polls
 PawssumFable: One can dream
 kirbytronic: All Hail Grandma
 Cptasparagus: Lieber means Lover in german
 ButterBall000: They went with a good company to do a narrative for the univers
 math_nerdette: @Sarah_Serinde Thanks much
lazermeow: Dun dun dun
 mrjujubeans: plural?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Cptasparagus She's in this game, doubt she's a lover
 PharaohBender27: @Cptasparagus That was also my immediate first thought
  Sarah_Serinde: Well now I hope so
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Oh she needs a Killer to be bundled with her Chapter
noSmokeFire: you're tell me we're some kind of dead by daylight?
EvilBadman: They accidentally say Until Dawn
Orxolon: doggy
 Inquisitor_Xian: "Oh MAN!..of medan"
 hatboozeparty: DOG CHARACTER?!
 TheAinMAP: 
 tehfewl: Is this Casting in the sense that they are holding auditions for the role of Frank stone?
  Juliamon: oh are we a good boy??
 ButterBall000: pets?
 dumbo3k: Awww yeah, ear scritchies!
 PawssumFable: we are
 saucemaster5000: we're getting pets!
 SurfDownstage: 
ButButTheJesus: puppeh!
 Azralorne: @juliamon never
hiFunko: wow the game pet us, that's new
 PawssumFable: wag wag
frank_the_great: The dog got pet, 10/10
  Sarah_Serinde: The goodest
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Scritches are appropriate
Narcogen: Let he who is without Frank cast the first Stone
Orxolon: this house is full of ashes!
 itira: @hiFunko 
 PharaohBender27: Does this pass the "Can you pet the dog test?" 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: CW child endangerment
 spethycakes: this game is for BABIES! confirmed
 Mai_Andra: Is this the guy?  Is this who we're going to cast as Frank Stone?
 schordash: yo, there’s a lotta dust on this dogs eyes
Iam_Dead: I cast frank stone at the darkness
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sarah_Serinde All floofs are best floof (this from a vet assistant becoming a vet tech)
 TehAmelie: Frank's friends call him Freddy, and now we have to try to make it through five nights. . .at Freddy's
 hatboozeparty: Are we playing victor?
 Makrosian_Tay: "Most"
Orxolon: "We cannot be dead by daylight!We have tp make it until dawn!"
  Sarah_Serinde: @Thefluffiestguineapig agreed
 mrjujubeans: does a hose count as a pallet cleanser?
 247Gremlin: Dead by Daylight but avoiding the dog catcher/vet
ghyllnox: Doggo can read
 PharaohBender27: Missing infant . . . uh-oh
 saucemaster5000: a missing child is front page news?
lazermeow: Do mess up
 adept_nekomancer: All Cops Are Ben
 ohjanji: Your turn! i'm sure everything is fine
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Honestly this is the most unrealistic part: black cop in the 1960's
 Makrosian_Tay: @saucemaster5000 Small town
 spethycakes: 
 kirbytronic: Is it time to give him all the clues?
 PawssumFable: Ben won't be able to shoot the dog
 dumbo3k: @saucemaster5000 in a local newspaper? probably
 korvys: 1963
frank_the_great: In the boat one no one died early iirc
 PharaohBender27: @saucemaster5000 Might be a small town
prince_infidel: 1963?
 ladyjessica: oh no the dog can read!
 ButterBall000: 1963? I can still catch Doctor Who!
 Serivus: black cop in 1963? definitely dead
YeomanAres: Long dark veil
 varmintx0: The good: you're a black cop, so less of a chance you'll be racist.  The bad: the black guy always dies first.
 SurfDownstage: I love Tom Snores
 TehAmelie: [snores in 1960s}
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It was the rat on it
patrick_stonecrusher: Tom Waits
hiFunko: Please, Tom Snores is my father. Call me Snoresy
Orxolon: hahahaa
 HadesLeprechaun: there was a rat on it
 dumbo3k: I think the dog was looking at the dead rat next to it
frank_the_great: Dog was looking at the rat
 tehfewl: Tom Snores is my next DND character
 thesimbiote: Took Snores is an interesting name
 Rhynerd: was actually sniffing the dead rat I asusme
 magical_writer: Caught there was the dead rat right infront of the newspaper.
 public_key_reveal_party: I read that as "shoes" and not "snores" and was like "damn, yeah, sure is
 itira: he was sniffin the rat
 CataclysmicReverb: Tom Snores, the nightcore cover of Tom Waites
 whenwearebothcats: mister snores.
 PawssumFable: @Serivus Listen, just because it's true
 hatboozeparty: F
 saucemaster5000: uh....\
 JKBalch: We were the Let's Nope all along?
 Makrosian_Tay: DEMOCRACY
 MacbethSeemsSus: We have the power!
 PMAvers: So wait, are there going to be three players now? With that Twitch Chat player?
Blakemcm: the inmates are running the asylum now!!!
 hatboozeparty: reboot?
 PharaohBender27: OK, so I just looked back, and the badge said "Oregon Police Department" - so is he actually state police, or is the town named Oregon?
hiFunko: just for brevity if nothing else
 Going_Medium: I'm from America.  Voting is very important to us right now.
Orxolon: are we all characters?
 saucemaster5000: we might need to ban the twitch chat
patrick_stonecrusher: LISSEN TO MEEEEE 😭😭😭
 I_Am_Clockwork: check your controller first?
 terribleplan: Twitch play Let's Nope
 Azralorne: Oops
 Saintnex: oh we may need to remove chat 
 Strebenherz: if i get banned, i get banned.
 Makrosian_Tay: It seems percentage based. You, as the main user, contribute heavily to whicever your pick
 thatguysteve2709: I do not want play the game let me off the ride
 itsr67: might be a setting?
frank_the_great: Maybe turn it on when what's her name shows up
 PhorrestGaze: we're the streamers now, you just watch
EvilBadman: It's all decisions and You get limited overrides
 Tangsm: I've seen streamers play this where they picked what the poll concluded
 Blip2004: Their face animations seem better, but don't match the voices
 whenwearebothcats: yeah it would be cool if we were just our char
 Going_Medium: We the captain now.
 dumbo3k: So I just googled it, the twitch integration allows twitch to vote on all choices, and the streamer gets a few vetoes
 Rhynerd: seems a restart is in order
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Veto?
 gamercat88: you gave us the power o7
 Makrosian_Tay: This is weird. Can we not just be OUR character?
 I_Am_Clockwork: ctrl-alt-delte! ctrl-alt-delete!
 kirbytronic: Now *we* are the streamer
 hatboozeparty: I want to watch your trainwreck, not ours
Orxolon: maybe is only at the begining?
 DarknessKingCoH: Copywritten music is not muted.
 thesimbiote: It's okay. It's better that you guys enjoy playing
EvilBadman: You get limited Vetos from what the site says
Orxolon: easy?
 PawssumFable: Would be better with single streamers
 itira: youre right, this isnt fun 
 thatguysteve2709: It's ok thank you for the consideration but not today for me
 PawssumFable: Like one streamer
ghyllnox: Can't get banned if you won't let us play
 Azralorne: Maybe some *other* streamers will have the guts 😂
 dougma: chat does not deserve nor want that power...
 DarknessKingCoH: The setting is not that clear.
 I_Am_Clockwork: its probably a pacing issue
 tidehollowcat: we didn’t kill anyone, at least
 MacbethSeemsSus: I assume that's plot related
 30teracyte: It seems like it balances out to give you even playtime
 Makrosian_Tay: Literally unplayable
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's who  is in what time
 Nigouki: balance in case people die?
  Sarah_Serinde: That *does* make it feel more likely that the cop's gonna die early
 dumbo3k: I think copywrighted music is back on
 TheMerricat: I have a feeling you can't pick because these are opposing character sets.
 Nigouki: so that one player is not stuck doing nothing?
 couchboyj: They probably dont get equal screen time
 I_Am_Clockwork: if you don't have those combos, ypu'd have long stretches where someone doesn't get to play
  Sarah_Serinde: The fact that he's included int he group of 3
LittleVesuvius: balance in case people die? oh no
 thatguysteve2709: Plz turn off twitch integration or did I miss it
frank_the_great: I get the vibe that one of the three will die early then
  Sarah_Serinde: I wondered 
Orxolon: so no LEt's play Let's nope¿?
 thesimbiote: I think it's divided so that you get breaks between playing
  Juliamon: Let's... try that again
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 TehAmelie: there's some promise in the idea
 Mai_Andra: Sometimes it do do, and this time that was the problem.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I wish that it had those settings
 JoeLowe2: It would have been fun.  Thanks for trying!
 thatguysteve2709: I appreciate the consideration it's good idea. I just really not into that today of all days
Orxolon: maybe it was just atthe begining?why would they "give us" a character then?
 dumbo3k: I think we'd only get choices, you'd still have quick time events
 I_Am_Clockwork: so Live React twitch plays pokemon?
 notthepenguins: You just heckle our choices
 PawssumFable: I would love that
EvilBadman: @orxolon The game didn't give us a character, Ben did and named the profile twitch chat
 HadesLeprechaun: so it likely doesn't work that way because you have to like, walk characters around and do fast-reaction prompts sometimes
frank_the_great: Start9
Patorik: isn't there at least one Dark Pictures game that still hasn't been played on stream?
 ButterBall000: pi plays pokemon is interesting but not my kind of watch
 I_Am_Clockwork: stop mashing, you're gonna get hit on wakeup
LittleVesuvius: i miss girl guide cookies.
frank_the_great: ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つPRAISE HELIX༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
 HadesLeprechaun: so it couldn't really work unless they made a character that specifically only makes choices and has cutscenes
Orxolon: @EvilBadman but when the game "shuffled" characters we only had one choic
 30teracyte: oh man I want a girl guide cookie
 dumbo3k: Why would you want to skip the good doggo bit?
 I_Am_Clockwork: what do we do? Our Job (eat cookies)
 Strebenherz: big rule of internet phenomena, can't recapture the lightnig
 Strebenherz: lightning^
EvilBadman: We can't vote to tell you what to do Adam 
 SkylerRingtail: We get head scritches.
 Makrosian_Tay: Gotta be
 I_Am_Clockwork: he does have a spooky mask
 saucemaster5000: let's move his chair slightly and see if ben falls
 247Gremlin: The dog? Never
LittleVesuvius: oh no i don't liek this
Orxolon: Wendigo!
LittleVesuvius: please dont hurt the dog
ButButTheJesus: which kind? any samoas?
 shendaras: Mint is great
 bosqueofpines: the mint ones are fine, but samoas are the goat
 protojman: heck yeah
frozenphoenix7: Love me the Fudge ones
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Samoas best
 saucemaster5000: nerf samoas
 hieroglyphica: Samoas are so dang good
 I_Am_Clockwork: I've always been a big fan of the mint cookies, but I don't like mint in anything else
 thesimbiote: Samoas and Tagalongs are the best
 hieroglyphica: Literally only the West Coast too!
ButButTheJesus: @I_Am_Clockwork same
 mrjujubeans: they are from Samoa
 ladyjessica: we don’t get the good ones from girl guides in Canada.
 itira: youd feel so sick after though D:
 Isaac3567: Canada gets thin mints and the oreo style chocolate & vanilla
frank_the_great: Is girl guides like girl scouts?
 PawssumFable: You know at this point their cookies are made by a big company, the keebler ones are exactly the same. Because they ARE the same cookies.
 I_Am_Clockwork: I don't even like minty toothpaste
 Blip2004: Canada has Girl Guides, which has the mint in winter and chocolate and vanilla oreo style in the summer
frozenphoenix7: DesertBus challenge, how many Girl Scouts cookies can people eat?
 omdorastrix: Canada only gets like the sandwiches and the mints, all of the rest are US only
 itira: @frank_the_great yes
 tehfewl: 1 Samoas 2 Thin Mints 3 Tagalongs |power gap| everything else
 wiganlass: sorry what are Samoas- we don’t have them in the UK (I think)
 I_Am_Clockwork: BIG TRUE BEN
hermonthis: hold on, what are samoas and i'm from the can west coast
 CataclysmicReverb: sometimes yeah
 protojman: absolutely on the multiapp train
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: Adventurefuls are kinda dopw
 hatboozeparty: YES
nevyn666: easy 2 boxes of samoas. ez.
 I_Am_Clockwork: Give my 10 orders of Calimari
 saucemaster5000: that's what I do at cheesecake factory
LittleVesuvius: i can't eat the cookies anymore because I'm severely gluten intolerant
 PawssumFable: IHOP does that!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Fair
 underhill33: yes, absolutely ben
 Rhynerd: been there.
 Larkonus: Appetizer meals are legit.
 JKBalch: Samoas get too chewy after the 3rd. I fear for my fillings
 PawssumFable: Tendies, cheese sticks, and onion rings
 TheMerricat: Samoas cookies, also known as Caramel deLites in some regions, are a type of Girl Scout cookie. Each cookie has a sweet, buttery shortbread base, with toasted coconut providing a slight crunch and the caramel adding a chewy texture.
 brainbosh: They have to have more than one good app tho lol
 SquareDotCube: quesadillas and mozzarella sticks please
 math_nerdette: I could polish off a whole case of the peanut butter sandwiches if I have cold milk
 protojman: tempura veggies
  Juliamon: Samoas are caramel and coconut
 ladyjessica: mint and chocolate+vanilla only in Canada.
 dumbo3k: @frozenphoenix7 We usually try NOT to kill the people on DesertBus
 korvys: jalapeno poppers
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Stuffed potato skins are fabulous
 public_key_reveal_party: If I go to a diner, there's a decent chance I might do that
 HedgehogKnight: The sampler platter
LittleVesuvius: I feel like we're about to see a murder
 Aceviru: ^
 I_Am_Clockwork: or like cheesy fries
PhanTom_lt: @wiganlass those are everywhere in UK, just indian food places
 ButterBall000: Oh Oregon
wildpeaks: dramatic zoom
hermonthis: @TheMerricat omg that sounds yummy!
 Nigouki: snap-zooms are underappreciated 
 Rhynerd: there was a bar I went to where the best sounding food was all in the appetizer menu.
 thesimbiote: You're good
LittleVesuvius: thank you for turning motion blur off
 hieroglyphica: I get dysautonomia if I eat too much sweets, but man is it worth it for tagalongs
  Juliamon: Also someone said copyrighted music turned back on?
wildpeaks: a few minutes of game between podcasts
 I_Am_Clockwork: I wish motionblur was off by default
 raulghoulia: this is just the post script for the podcast
 itira: i had mcdonalds for lunch today and it was $17 CAD ... for ONE meal. the fuuuuu??
 hatboozeparty: the police badge out of nowhere is the closest thing to real life horror you get
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Motion blur is absolute trash
 thesimbiote: @hieroglyphica Same, and vibes
 saucemaster5000: I think the dog is the killer
 wiganlass: @themerricat is there chocolate on top?
 PawssumFable: I hate that motion blur exists in so many games
nevyn666: motion blur makes me nauseous
hermonthis: @itira remember when $20 at mcD's would do for a fam of 4? oof
 PawssumFable: Like, I don't know ANYONE who doesn't turn it off.
  Juliamon: wiganlass Chocolate drizzle
 hatboozeparty: B
 Strebenherz: PFT
 itira: @hermonthis sure do. its wild now!
 PawssumFable: Or if they don't, it's more a "don't care/ doesn't bother me" situation. I don't think anyone's like OH LA LA, I'M SO GLAD THE SCREEN BLURS WHAT A DELIGHT
LittleVesuvius: motion blur should not be auto on for most games, but the games industry likes 'reality'
 TheMerricat: @wiganlass https://krollskorner.com/recipes/desserts/cookies/samoas-cookies/ - homemade ones if you are interested.
 Lithobraker: I live how it shows the whiskey flask, as if the dude's nose doesn't tell the whole story
 wiganlass: @juliamon thanks I’ll have to see if I can find a recipe and bake some, they sound delicious
 saucemaster5000: we found the special juice!
LittleVesuvius: nose could be rosacea
wildpeaks: gotta stay hydrated
 Thefluffiestguineapig: At a closed down mill?
 Robot_Bones: Have we found out Frank Stone's Mana Value?
 wiganlass: @themerricat awesome thank you!!
critiquequartz: do we know what character we got?
 schordash: this is why ben isn’t on zeta for db, eh?
 raulghoulia: official vocab guidelines say you're supposed to refer to it as staff not manpower
LittleVesuvius: anyone else getting glitchy hair texture?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And this mill is being shut down, so it's not like this is an active high value site
 dumbo3k: @critiquequartz we turned inegration off, it wasn't just a single character
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @LittleVesuvius A little
LittleVesuvius: Tom's hair is flickering like mad
 thesimbiote: Yeah, untreated rosacea can mess your nose up
 PawssumFable: That's a thing that happens to heavy drinkers
ghyllnox: 
 PawssumFable: Lemme look up why, I forget
EspressoMiner: who here is addicted to coffee
noSmokeFire: ruh-roh raggy
 saucemaster5000: plot twist the dog is actually Merlin the wizard
 bosqueofpines: ruh roh
 TheMerricat: @critiquequartz They pulled the twitch integration. It turned out even though we were assigned a character the poll popped up for everyone's decisions, it was just that you got to veto if you controlled the character.
 schordash: it’s the blinds shadow when his hair would overlap
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 I would be so happy
 JKBalch: Merlin is smarter than most of the police
LittleVesuvius: I feel like something bad is going to happen to the dog
 ohjanji: very on-brand
  Sarah_Serinde: not even a little bit
  Juliamon: c) you want twitch.tv/sergeyager
 rosesmcgee: I am addicted to caffeine fr
 spethycakes: not addicted, but I am a ~connoisseur~
 mrjujubeans: just caffeine
 uncleardata: I am very addicted to coffee
 ThorSokar: I can't even stand the taste of coffee
 Thefluffiestguineapig: don't drink coffee
 itira: im sure you could Ben... im sure you could 
 raulghoulia: I have had coffee three times in my life
 I_Am_Clockwork: I don't drink coffe
 PawssumFable: Coffee? No. Caffeine? Yes.
 hieroglyphica: I mean, I'm still addicted to caffeine, but I had to give up coffee and switch to tea for my conditions
TomatoKigu: I'm allergic to coffee.  
 saucemaster5000: I've been off coffee recently. Too acidic
 bosqueofpines: I stopped drinking coffee for 6 years, but now I am back at it again.
ghyllnox: Ben smokes???
 thesimbiote: Nah, I take pills for my caffeine, when I need it
 I_Am_Clockwork: Soda on the other hand, has me by the short ones
 30teracyte: I dont drink coffee but I drink copious amounts of tea
LittleVesuvius: I have to stay on caffeine or my blood pressure decides to go crazy
 InconsiderateHat: Yeah somebody get @EspressoMiner over to Serge!
Jensling: I go month without coffee... I don't go weeks without energy drinks ;>_>
  Juliamon: ghyllnox in the past
 wiganlass: smoking whilst drinking coffee is the best
 itsr67: I'm hoping at some point it just cuts to DBD footage
 PawssumFable: Coffee wrecks my stomach sometimes.
 circusofkirkus: dirty bean water or dirty leaf water
ghyllnox: @Juliamon Ahh gotcha
 hieroglyphica: Oh man, I had a cup of coffee the other day though! WOW I did not realize I had list so much caffeine tolerance lol
 itira: i just enjoy coffee too much to give it up. its delicious
wildpeaks: never had the headaches, and coffee makes me sleepy
 PawssumFable: So I only have it when I'm having a super craving for it.
hiFunko: I don't know anyone addicted to coffee, I just know people who are really mean to me if they don't drink it
 thesimbiote: I've got narcolepsy, so I'm always running on some sort of wakefulness assistant
LittleVesuvius: this is going to be a DBD thing isn't it
 PawssumFable: I gotta be willing to roll those dice.
 HadesLeprechaun: This is why Twitch can't just control a character
 ladyjessica: doctor had me stop coffee and energy drinks. tea only.
 wiganlass: I am unbearable without my morning caffeine
lochnessseammonster: what up spoopy friends 
 I_Am_Clockwork: how cool would it be if for the last level the just stick you in a DbD match as the remaining characters
patrick_stonecrusher: Literal trash
lochnessseammonster: have we lost any characters yet?
 dumbo3k: Clearly they didn't get DBD expert Bengineering involved in development
LittleVesuvius: I can stop coffee so long as I don't do it cold turkey.
 hieroglyphica: Yeah I did used to have b vitamin deficiency, and oof I was in a bad way with coffee then. Check your levels! I had no idea
 PawssumFable: I like to go on caffeine breaks so I can stay a cheap date with it
  Juliamon: lochnessseammonster well, we just had to restart for tech reasons, so no
 Thefluffiestguineapig: There are people where I work who drink 3-5 monster energy drinks a day which is wild to me
LittleVesuvius: cold turkey sends me into a horrible flare. Chronic illness sucks
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I drink a lot of black tea but that's bonkers
 PawssumFable: I can't afford to be a 3 monster a day person
ghyllnox: Seems like he's just "watching" the gate
YeomanAres: This cop is a goner
 dumbo3k: Nightwatchmen don't necessarily have the keys to the place, if they are just supposed to watch the outside
lochnessseammonster: ah so not trying hard enough 
 saucemaster5000: @lochnessseammonster Hey lochness! we were talking about how customers are the meanest to bakers... 
LittleVesuvius: that's about standard lol
LittleVesuvius: they don't put 'horrible accident' on big sites
 Bruceski: Someone falls in the grinder just keep the machine running
patrick_stonecrusher: Pyooma!
 ButterBall000: What are the odds we're getting blamed for a dead dog?
 thesimbiote: Runnin' so smooth
lochnessseammonster: @saucemaster5000 awww no fun  definitely can be
  Juliamon: lochnessseammonster we're currently playing a black cop in the 60s so our time is rapidly running out anyway
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @LittleVesuvius Yup, chronic illness is a nightmare and modern society treats it like you should be able to haul yourself out of it
 InconsiderateHat: I've reduced my coffee intake and I'm glad to say I'm no more tired, so that helps me feel confident about staying at 1 a day
 dumbo3k: @ButterBall000 If the cop kills Merlin, we are definitely killing the cop
 I_Am_Clockwork: its how much each pile of scrap is worht
 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: y'know, I bet someone at this mill could turn a shopping cart into ingots... better keep an eye out for those
 I_Am_Clockwork: I think its like grade of steel or something
 I_Am_Clockwork: but I could be wrong
thegitrogsquirrel: Just got here have y'all been playing long?
lochnessseammonster: 
 dumbo3k: @thegitrogsquirrel nope, only like 5 minutes
 ButterBall000: @dumbo3k I'm betting the dog is the killer, we're just getting blamed for the dog missing.
 Kentosaurus: Friday the 13th!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @thegitrogsquirrel Nope, did a podcast then tried a setting that didn't work as expected they needed to turn off
 saucemaster5000: Time to paint myself yellow and hide from adam in a grassy field!
 e_bloc: its true, women generally see more shades than men
 TehAmelie: how often have you gone through a passage so narrow you had to shuffle at about a foot per minute? at that point you better take off your jacket to fit better
 PawssumFable: Most men aren't colorblind; most people who are colorblind are men
 ThorSokar: I mean you know me, so that's at least 1
 public_key_reveal_party: gameplay
frank_the_great: I'm not color blind, everything is different shades of gray, like always
 e_bloc: or people born with XX chromosomes rather
 I_Am_Clockwork: thats some nice black mold
wildpeaks: so moldy
nevyn666: its rare for women to be colour blind
 saucemaster5000: tifa lockheart?
 public_key_reveal_party: tifa final fantasy?
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 I_Am_Clockwork: top notch filth encrusted object
nevyn666: its also rare for men to be super chromats
EvilBadman: Oh no my birthday
 PawssumFable: Well, AMAB
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc Due to the color blindness gene being a recessive gene so having the y chromosome makes it much more likely to express
 dumbo3k: oh nice!
 circusofkirkus: can we just ask ChatGPT
 I_Am_Clockwork: games for the short attention spans of todays YOUTH
ghyllnox: Oh, is the moral of the story going to be "don't hire people out of prison"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ghyllnox Actually no!
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EvilObeseVultureGOWSkull-MiQ3SAEYNUtLcJjn
 hieroglyphica: I sure hope not!
 dumbo3k: He's a cop
ghyllnox: @Thefluffiestguineapig Oh, that's great!
frank_the_great: Ben chose this
 Thefluffiestguineapig: He's a cop
 hieroglyphica: True
 hackingducks: ben: fair.
Orxolon: well you threw a pallet,dead by deadlight confirmed
 PawssumFable: What did you want him to do? it's a heavy ass pallet
 Azralorne: Spittin' fire
ButButTheJesus: threw it on the graaaaounddd
 thatguysteve2709: Great movie reference
 JKBalch: Fair
 saucemaster5000: oooo a hazard present for me???
 JoeLowe2: We were all thinking it
 e_bloc: ACAB includes this dude
 RatherLargeToad: Goes to the Kay Vess school of equipment hndeling
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @dumbo3k Drift compatible!
 I_Am_Clockwork: trouble 't t'mill
 spethycakes: Don't test them
 PawssumFable: @ButButTheJesus Welp, now that's stuck in my head
 ButterBall000: Named after the job
 Azralorne: Could be testy
 TehAmelie: old Mr Tester is testy today
 247Gremlin: Tester is such a beta name
 TehAmelie: and every day
 thesimbiote: You know the carts are stolen, too, by the branding all over them
 rosesmcgee: Sounds like a real Beta. i'll see myself out
 I_Am_Clockwork: as a QA tester, I concur its a bad name
 JKBalch: No, it yields the brittlest steel
Veste: richard tester
ButButTheJesus: @PawssumFable 
 itira: "ooo testers gettin testy"
PhanTom_lt: how much do the streamers know about this game/story/lore
 spethycakes: Water Tester
 Kentosaurus: Creepy Tom has been melting down shopping carts, and he woulda got away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids
Officinalis: I've seen Forged by Fire. Too harsh=brittle.
 dumbo3k: Do light bulbs actually explode like that, randomly?
 SurfDownstage: Tim Snores
 Tangsm: Somebody would end up named Patience in that family.
lochnessseammonster: yeah that's flavour text
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PhanTom_lt None, they're playing it blind but Ben has played DbD before
 ButterBall000: Where's all the graffiti on these rail cars?
 saucemaster5000: Italics are for fancypants people from shelbyville
 itira: that poor door
 TehAmelie: i've seen Nobody Owns Me. it's master hardeners who make the good steel, not the quality of the fire
 I_Am_Clockwork: why would you wield a shovel when you have the most powerful tool an American could ask for? A police issue .38 special
hermonthis: 
wildpeaks: door will remember this
prince_infidel: Yes
PhanTom_lt: this is a noplace town in nowhere
 I_Am_Clockwork: sounds like dog eating something gross
 itira: squelchy
prince_infidel: Also regular paint
ButButTheJesus: pupper?
 PawssumFable: Spray paint invented in 1949
lochnessseammonster: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PhanTom_lt I think this is Cedar Lakes according to that weird poster with the happy fish
Orxolon: The concepts of aerosol probably go as far back as 1790. The first aerosol spray can patent was granted in Oslo in 1927 to Erik Rotheim, a Norwegian chemical engineer, and a United States patent was granted for the invention in 1931. The patent rights were sold to a United States company for 100,000 Norwegian kroner.
 saucemaster5000: they have a bag with a dollar sign on it
 CataclysmicReverb: Yeah they probably even had aerosolized plastic as a toy
 itira: ew 
 itsr67: SNIFFA
 TehAmelie: i knew Tom was the killer
 Strebenherz: SNIFFA
 PawssumFable: wow
  Juliamon: I guess that would explain the nose too
 BluTGI: Not tha war!
lochnessseammonster: 
 ButterBall000: So what's it smell like?
 Luminaire_p: it smells offal
Orxolon: criptic
 thesimbiote: Poor guy can't even taste his whiskey
 PawssumFable: Nose size is still booze related
 couchboyj: It turns out we were the dead by daylight all along!
noSmokeFire: when does this take place?
 SurfDownstage: Mr. Snores
 dumbo3k: as a Tim, no you cannot trust Toms
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @noSmokeFire 1963
 wiganlass: Tom is my dad
noSmokeFire: @Thefluffiestguineapig thanks
 bosqueofpines: Toms are fine, it's Steves you can't trust.
 Makoforte: oh no....
 SurfDownstage: 
 Strebenherz: Amazing
ButButTheJesus: p...puppeh?
 spethycakes: DAG-NABBIT! 
PhanTom_lt: I resent the Tom hate
 hackingducks: danger doggie eating mystery meat. no biggie.
 HedgehogKnight: Graffiti was first used in early '70s
 itira: ickyy
 RatherLargeToad: Consarnit!
 SurfDownstage: Old man McGuckett???
Orxolon: Flibbity gibbit!
frank_the_great: Internet explorer reaction time
 Strebenherz: GLOVES MY MAN, GLOVES
 saucemaster5000: we're gonna shoot this guy's antique cans
 itira: a morsel
 public_key_reveal_party: mystery viscera, my favorite
hermonthis: pupper gonna have a bad time later
 JKBalch: Merlin been eating human
 Makoforte: does anyone know if this is a 'bad things happen to the dog' game?
ButButTheJesus: sir
 BluTGI: Welp. That's def meat.
 hatboozeparty: oh my! dinner!
 ButterBall000: 1960's forensics. Do we lick it next?
ghyllnox: Apparently this was back before gloves
 dumbo3k: @Strebenherz haven't been invented yet
 spethycakes: anybody up for some meatloaf tonight?
 thesimbiote: Good thing he didn't pull off his cap to stomp on. The floor is gross
 Tangsm: No forensics, only touching.
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 BluTGI: Flesh detected.
 RatherLargeToad: Delicious by Daylight
lochnessseammonster: thanks i hate it
 Makrosian_Tay: Isn't it supposed to be like epically dangerous if your dog develops a taste for fresh meat?
 hatboozeparty: Squish it
 Aceviru: Found ourselves dinner
 CataclysmicReverb: Pleased to meat them, are you?
 MacbethSeemsSus: *poke*
 brainbosh: I bet it smells offal 
 Saintnex: casually accepting all this meat
 Thefluffiestguineapig: A true monster that's who
 I_Am_Clockwork: another, eviler man
 public_key_reveal_party: @brainbosh well done
 saucemaster5000: Okay, hear me out
 hackingducks: uhhhh, yeah, that's bad news.
Orxolon: we found the boy?
 uncleardata: Just a ear. Perfectly normal
 BluTGI: Could be anything's ear.
 Diabore: Earie
prince_infidel: White man's ear!
 CataclysmicReverb: Looks like merlin got an earful
 Saintnex: how are they not freaking out!?
ghyllnox: @Orxolon Little big for a baby
 TehAmelie: the chief has got to HEAR about this
 SurfDownstage: Very tame reaction to a pile of viscera on the factory floor
patrick_stonecrusher: Blue Velvet intensifies
 public_key_reveal_party: the dog ate a person again
wildpeaks: classic monday
 thesimbiote: Merlin: Meat Fiend
 PawssumFable: He was in WWII
 BluTGI: Adult man's ear....
 SurfDownstage: dismissive
 Going_Medium: van Gogh?
BrindleBoar: it's just an ear, Adam, no big deal
noSmokeFire: it's the 60s, you get ears all over the place
 couchboyj: This game is getting real ear-y
 PawssumFable: And the other guy's a cop
Orxolon: was it a baby?
 BluTGI: Teen Ear!
 dumbo3k: Yeah, that was too big a pile for guts for a little baby
frank_the_great: I see ears every day
 PawssumFable: They've both seen some shit
lochnessseammonster: all very cool about this...
 JKBalch: Listen, sometimes a baby has a head like Grahams
 raulghoulia: ears grow on trees
 Diabore: The cop should know about missing people shouldnt he?
 SurfDownstage: An ear in every pile of gore
 Catcard: LOL
  Sarah_Serinde: pfft
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Woooooooooow
 TehAmelie: ears for 25 cents a gallon
 Kentosaurus: Loose ears, in this economy?!
 BluTGI: Everybody has at least 2 these days
 itira: 
 I_Am_Clockwork: you ddidn't know about the now discontinued "Free Ear" program?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 spethycakes: That ear was also 50% off
 ButterBall000: Oh, a Monopoly set
 notthepenguins: Check if serge had another incidenf
ghyllnox: Collectables!
 Tangsm: These mills didn't have great safety standards. There's probably an ear or a finger in ever dusty corner.
 247Gremlin: Big Rock Candy Mountain, where the ears flow like wine?
patrick_stonecrusher: Just walk through the pile whydoncha
 tehfewl: found the Warhammer box
 thesimbiote: They had lawn darts as toys, I'm sure ears were all over
 brainbosh: That's where the phrase "I'm all ears" came from to show how rich you were
 RatherLargeToad: Everyone.  Friends, Romans, countrymen.  Everyone
 Luminaire_p: I choose the scythe for monopoly
 InconsiderateHat: uh oh, KEY collection!
 itsr67: deluxe edition
frank_the_great: I main thimble
ghyllnox: They all have flared bases
 ButterBall000: "Friends! Countrymen! Lend me your Ears!" - Men in Tights
 TehAmelie: hammer, buttplug, scythe
 BluTGI: 2nd from right is a butt plug.
lochnessseammonster: hey!
 saucemaster5000: Top hat all the way
 public_key_reveal_party: thimble op pls nerf
lochnessseammonster: i love the thimble
 MacbethSeemsSus: Dibs on the trojan horse.
 hieroglyphica: I gots ears that are too good, could use 50% strength tbh. I can't stand all the ultrasonic sounds!
ButButTheJesus: @ButterBall000 "that's disgusting"
 saucemaster5000: Nemo is PISSED about racecar
 itsr67: AMEN
 Kuhfeek: car all the way
 Makrosian_Tay: Shoe anybody?
lochnessseammonster: imagine hating people who sew...
 itira: im a boot main
 JosephDeath: Battleship gamers unite
 korvys: Car, every time
 Kentosaurus: battleship or nothing
 dumbo3k: I mean, I'm sure someone has made specialized foam inserts for all their Warhammer 40k figurines
lazermeow: Wheel Barrel homies.
 brainbosh: But the thimble you can put on a finger
 CataclysmicReverb: Car players 
 BluTGI: Battleship / Racecar.
 vanman229: Racecar or nothin
 SquareDotCube: battleship, car or cannon
 mrjujubeans: either way, das boot
 TehAmelie: i like the clothes iron for grip
 Tangsm: The iron is the worst one.
 spethycakes: I'm a Scottie Dog
 kragmabutch: battleship sweep
 itira: oh noooooo streamer is threatening meeee ahhhgg
 Rhynerd: lotta folks in my warhammer group just use a box with a sheet of metal on the bottom and magnetize their bases
 Makoforte: little dog.
 thesimbiote: Where's Hat crew?
lazermeow: Lolz
 SnackPak_: the iron rules!
 saucemaster5000: psychopaths pick the iron
 Going_Medium: Thimble... It's useful.
 Makrosian_Tay: Car?
 PawssumFable: I'm a psychopath
  Juliamon: what, the iron gets to flatten everyone
 Strebenherz: top hat for life
prince_infidel: Top Hat, top tier
 PawssumFable: I like it because nobody fights me for it
 BluTGI: Top hat and thimble... same thing.
  Juliamon: stomp stomp
 HedgehogKnight: We had a version with rifle and wagon wheel
  QuixoticScrivener: Lalafell
 vanman229: Top hat has bad hand feel, and it's wobbly
 Robot_Bones: Top hats are for the 1%
 Strebenherz: sounds like someone that's gonna get gnomed
lazermeow: I need the Wheel barrel to keep all my money I get from Boardwalk
 247Gremlin: Where we're gnoming, we don't need eyes
 PawssumFable: I'm already about to be forced to play Monopoly, I don't want to be jostling for a piece
 spethycakes: takes one to gnome one
 itira: Adam mains a gnome guaranteed
 ButterBall000: That's a me answer
 notthepenguins: I mean fair
 Makrosian_Tay: This guys is amazing
 TehAmelie: okay i usually get the iron because i don't get in there to fight for the pieces like everyone else and it's always left over
 TruPhantomAngel: No love for the penguin? 
prince_infidel: Awful security. So standard security
 ohjanji: @spethycakes LMAO
 PawssumFable: @TehAmelie Literally just said this lol
 Makoforte: my brain interpreted that as somehow adam time traveled to next years wrestlemania cause i assumed it was years
 therepoman__: I love that
 itira: what DOES that mean 
 PawssumFable: It's not cold enough
 Kuhfeek: what kinda riddle is that
ButButTheJesus: its whats
lazermeow: Means it wasn't ready?
 tehfewl: that was futurama
ghyllnox: It's icy but not solid
 PawssumFable: I'm Southern, I can translate
 Kentosaurus: "Oh, there they go!"
wildpeaks: cold but not icy ?
 BluTGI: Warm ice?
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Boon_33: 'if it wern't for that horse, I never would have made it through collage'
ghyllnox: Your AAVE needs some work
 raulghoulia: means not frozen solid
 korvys: My guess is she means "it's a frozen drink, but the machine's not ready"
 therepoman__: I love southern turns of phrase
noSmokeFire: POV Saw offers you a delicious frozen daiquiri
lazermeow: Probably means ilthe machine wasn't ready yet.
 PawssumFable: She meant it isn't cold enough
 AziraphalesShop: Like when the slurpee isn't a slurpee yet
 DaFhaye: Oh is this the new horror picture series?
 BluTGI: @korvys "Ready the machine!"
 thesimbiote: Not frozen solid, but contains frozen bits
 dumbo3k: what happens with this if time runs out? Tom bashes you in the back of the head?
 SquareDotCube: Sam Moans, meet Tom Snores
 itira: @PawssumFable ooohh i guess that makes sense
 Makrosian_Tay: I know Sam Groans, didn't he make the Simpsons?
 therepoman__: Any moaners in chat
 TehAmelie: this is set up well for the game to make a Tom: Waits joke
 DaFhaye: Those gates are not that heavy geez
Boon_33: ah, gun.
 saucemaster5000: I'm more of a grunt
 BluTGI: Grunters Unite.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Did you forget the ear dude?
 247Gremlin: I'm a moaner, I'm a groaner, I'm a midnight grunter
 ohjanji: ah yes the classic theme song
 RatherLargeToad: Will he be hooked on a feeling?
 I_Am_Clockwork: "Got a feeling" yeah, you found ground up people bits
 PawssumFable: Slushes have to get to a certain temp to be good
prince_infidel: No cop would go down alone
Boon_33: tonights gonna be...
 BluTGI: @prince_infidel That explains a lot.
A_Pleb_Has_No_Name: Her: “he’s probably thinking of other women” Him: “what did that lady mean it’s frozen but it ain’t froze?”
 JKBalch: The dog Merlin ends up being the Narrator
 ladyjessica: so dead
 CataclysmicReverb: Shot in the dark here, baby we're looking for is going to be the killer
 TruPhantomAngel: I’m gonna be REALLY annoyed if they kill this guy right off the bat.
 itira: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @prince_infidel He's a black cop in the US, and in the 1960's at that (also that's the most unbelievable part, a black cop in the 1960's)
Boon_33: Sam I can
 WiJohn: He's going to make a call on the radio not to war
 superdude097: Toms gonna slam the grate shut one he jumps down
 PawssumFable: what lol
 DoctorHutch: We got ourselves a guy to run faster than
 I_Am_Clockwork: I sure HOPE he does a good job
ButButTheJesus: wut
 public_key_reveal_party: tom hope, you're my only hope
 RatherLargeToad: 5 minutes later: “He could not, in fact, do this”
 Makoforte: he's a black cop in the... 20s? almost certainly doesn't have a partner
  Juliamon: 60s
 TruPhantomAngel: Sad that it’s true.
Boon_33: cool open pit, better hop in
 Makoforte: i missed the intro but
 BusTed: Homer Simpson, smiling politely
 Makoforte: yeah
 BluTGI: Gotta collect all the Sams
A_Pleb_Has_No_Name: Tom: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: mmm, tetanus
 AziraphalesShop: We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese
 TehAmelie: what's frozen but not froze? Madonna, she had some real limber moves in that video
  Juliamon: it's 1963 Makoforte
 dumbo3k: Sam Tetanus
 Makrosian_Tay: We fell into a hole? HIGHLIGHT REEL
 public_key_reveal_party: oh it's the undead asylum
 Makoforte: Ah
 empyreon: @AziraphalesShop 
 Makoforte: Sorry, I missed the intro and was making a wild guess
  Juliamon: (still basically no shot he has a partner)
 lamina5432: 
 itira: oh naur
Blakemcm: poopy hat
 SurfDownstage: 
 itsr67: d a m m i t
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Correct
 omdorastrix: Gonna be the very best, like no Sam ever was!
  Juliamon: I ain't touching that
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 superdude097: You gonna put that on your head?
 bosqueofpines: That's the take we used?
 BluTGI: The Hat belongs to the streets.
 empyreon: 
lochnessseammonster: 
  Sarah_Serinde: same thing
 brainbosh: How do you break a hat lol
 TruPhantomAngel: Damn, furnace chamber?!?!
 PawssumFable:   
 thesimbiote: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's the sewer's hat now
 PawssumFable: fuggin
 Makoforte: @Thefluffiestguineapig bleak but true
  Juliamon: That ain't wood
 public_key_reveal_party: that's not wood
ghyllnox: Aww we missed one
ButButTheJesus: horsie!
 itira: do we get to play monopoly at the end?
 TruPhantomAngel: “This is the moment you take control of Wolverine. “
 JoeLowe2: Sammy Trinket
 spethycakes: oh no, a trojan horse?
 PawssumFable: Look at that old lead pewter nonsense
 vanman229: Escape rooms were different in the 60s
 brainbosh: oh no, 2/13, does that mean you missed one?
 itsr67: I do like the idea that you'll just pick up an ultramarine at one point
A_Pleb_Has_No_Name:  ah yes, sewer horse, of course
 Rhynerd: which army you playing?
ghyllnox: A maze with one path
 PawssumFable: aaa
 Makoforte: man now i want them to do a warhammer game like this, i think you could do a killer but also stupid gory game in any of the warhammer settings
 Makoforte: that's a horror genre
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes, and they were even worse than they are now
 thesimbiote: Yea
 saucemaster5000: tetanus shots gave you tetanus in the 60s
 brainbosh: Gotta get your jabs
 dumbo3k: They just jabbed you with a rusty nail
 raulghoulia: "Why do we even HAVE these?"
 Rhynerd: @makoforte If you want, Goonhammer made a ruleset for Necromunda along this line and slasher movie tropes.
 Makrosian_Tay: I'm about to tetanus this foot up yo ass!
  Juliamon: Tetanus shots used the BIG needle
 Cptasparagus: oh oops I misread and got a tetanussy shot
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: You had to get it in your ass
 Makoforte: @Rhynerd intriguing, I am thinking of getting into kill team when I have money, but a bit broke
 ohjanji: the BIG needle in the BAD place
 public_key_reveal_party: is that mr house?
 thesimbiote: Even in the 80s, tetanus shots hurt like hell
 dumbo3k: Uhhh
 CataclysmicReverb: Boarhammer?  Pigs in space sequel?!?!
 Makoforte: oh no adam owned me in front of everyone, i will never recover
 notthepenguins: Respect, Adam
BrindleBoar: you can't just take stuff, that's stealing
 saucemaster5000: warhammer is just complicated monopoly all board games are the same
A_Pleb_Has_No_Name: it’s crazy he’s going alone, if this was modern day there’d be 60 cops here, a dog, and a tank if it was Lapd
 JKBalch: Sounding!
 dumbo3k: why is there a wall mounted brazier in the steel mill
 vanman229: Take the ear. Leave the locket
 ohjanji: 
 Tangsm: "Oh hey! Evidence!" *tosses it aside*
 SkylerRingtail: That 'sounds' quite painful
Patorik: Then you can't get tetanus
 MacbethSeemsSus: I love the way the characters only rotate the wrist, rest of the arm is locked.
  Juliamon: the tetanussy
 Rhynerd: @makoforte may you stop being broke soon
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Makoforte I would recommend not that because as someone who used to work at an LGS it's not for those who are financially insecure
 quatoria: you know how they sometimes have to put a camera up yr butthole? sometimes they have to put that camera in the other end
 e_bloc: please don't needle my cloaca
 omdorastrix: everybody poops
 gamercat88: the auto zone
 BluTGI: Back Shots were different back in the 60s
 spethycakes: try tetanus, but hole
 thesimbiote: Peen or clitty, pick your poison
 therepoman__: The Other Zone ™️
 Strebenherz: @Juliamon 
  Juliamon: shoutout to Cptasparagus for that one
 dumbo3k: Sam is clearly near sighted, so its a blurry corpse
 Cptasparagus: @Juliamon is this where I dab?
 omdorastrix: a whole teatnussy corpse
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Gadzooks!
 BluTGI: @thesimbiote Same thing?
 hatboozeparty: wow
 thesimbiote: @blutgi Yup
 notthepenguins: Bighead mode
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I have extra head for the hillbilly
 hackingducks: bonus head!
 spethycakes: we don't care; we got big ol' brains
EvilBadman: So, bonus head?
 10of9: Tetanus is stored in the balls 
 BluTGI: No one gets paid enough to crawl in a sewer.
 omdorastrix: Sam God Damn...
theambivalentagender: That's some good head 
 Strebenherz: it's pronounced HOW?
 Strebenherz: WHAT
Veste: it is for halloween
A_Pleb_Has_No_Name:  extra head
 PawssumFable: I do not like vaccine misinformation, so I need to say: Tetanus vaccines have been made with inactive toxins since the 20's. They did NOT give you tetanus in the 60's. That's probably some dumb crap where people misunderstood the side effects and how vaccines work. Like those people who think the flu shot gives you the flu.
 ohjanji: it's not grooning?? jk
 therepoman__: Sauce
 itsr67: sauce
 saucemaster5000: It was repo
 therepoman__: LMAO
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 itsr67: Caught emoji
 PawssumFable: lol you're making it so much more dramatic
 therepoman__: CAUGHT
 Thefluffiestguineapig: o7 Sauce and repo
 therepoman__: Do it you will only kill a man
 Strebenherz: Tetanussy
 thesimbiote: Tetanus vaccines were safe, just painful
EvilBadman: Thanks Repo for saccing yourself to save us from Sauce
 spethycakes: clitussy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben I hate all those words
BrindleBoar: my tetanussy!
ghyllnox: Clitussy is...
ghyllnox: Just what's there
theambivalentagender: Schoolteacher-ass punishment
 BluTGI: Tennessee? No. Tetnussy
 notthepenguins: Clint's ussy
 Strebenherz: WOW
ButButTheJesus: halp
 SurfDownstage: Hm
 itsr67: buh
 itira: was but is no longer
 thatguysteve2709: You telling me you don't have a clint
 saucemaster5000: "Do you feel lucky?"
 dumbo3k: "Get off my lawn!"
 30teracyte: jesus
Orxolon: feeling lucky punk?
 gamercat88: make my day
 TehAmelie: chat member Clench Eastwood should be here for this
ButButTheJesus: i just... wat
 spethycakes: Imagine a trip to the gynecologist with a Clintussy
EvilBadman: I call it my Gran Torino
 hieroglyphica: Haha best response to someone taking a joke literally 😂
 thesimbiote: I would hate if Dirty Harry was my vag
 NotCainNorAbel: but I like one of those things and it isn't Clint Eastwood
 itira: @thesimbiote LOL
 spethycakes: @thesimbiote Dirty Hairy also a bad choice
A_Pleb_Has_No_Name: I can’t finish without Clint Eastwood’s face myself
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "Dirty" in the context of a vagina is all bad
 public_key_reveal_party: i mean, if it was just the gorillaz song as like theme music...
ButButTheJesus: omg
 PawssumFable: put a fork in it, we're done
 ThorSokar: hell no, best stream ever
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I've hated this the entire time Ben, glad you got to my point of view
 TehAmelie: oh no, we've lost our hat in the excitement
 JKBalch: A Clintussy is a sex act performed in the USA's Whitehouse
aynahl_feasting: I hate it when my vagina argues with empty chairs
 MacbethSeemsSus: He wasn't even trying before now.
 ohjanji: @JKBalch a provable fact!
PhanTom_lt: @JKBalch it depends on the meaning of what the word is is
 BluTGI: Forge Baby
 Thefluffiestguineapig: CW child endangerment
 hackingducks: that's no place for a baby!
 ThorSokar: Hellish doesn't even begin to describe how hot that room would be
 hieroglyphica: Seriously?! There?!?!
 notthepenguins: Ah yes, this is where you leave baby
theambivalentagender: https://clips.twitch.tv/SmokyProudSamosaTwitchRPG-Cya8f_JRau1BNOnS
 Thefluffiestguineapig: CW violence
 public_key_reveal_party: did we take a wrong turn onto elm street?
wildpeaks: the former or the ladder
 TehAmelie: this is worse than snakes and ladders
 saucemaster5000: But ramp means we scale!
EvilBadman: No sick ollie's off the ramp today
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Perfect skill check
Patorik: Huge success
 BluTGI: He just didn't notice the 7 foot blacksmith in the corner?
 hieroglyphica: That baby would 100% be dead from overheating, hot babies die
 ohjanji: @Thefluffiestguineapig ty for doing these btw, out here doing the lord's work
 dougma: what are the chains for?
 TehAmelie: he's turning into Serious Sam!
 Kentosaurus: karate!
 Fe1ix66: so is this "we have until dawn at home"?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ohjanji I try to make life good for LRRchats as best I can
 spethycakes: See Sam. See Sam Grunt.
 thesimbiote: Gotta catch em all
 ohjanji: @Thefluffiestguineapig that rules
patrick_stonecrusher: Heck.   Darn.     Balls.
 SnackPak_: the joke that keeps on giving
 ButterBall000: Hooked!
 public_key_reveal_party: @Fe1ix66 it takes place in the dbd universe
 dumbo3k: Sam Screams!
 hackingducks: rip sam.
 Makoforte: hooked....
 BluTGI: Sam Regrets his life
  Juliamon: Sam impaled
 Strebenherz: fucking yikes
 SurfDownstage: hooked on you
Orxolon: good training,in case of problem:slashlight
 quatoria: maybe sam has Slippery Meat!
 schordash: 
 spethycakes: owwww
 quatoria: SAM HAS SLIPPERY MEAT!
 BluTGI: Sam Ruins his Tennis Game
 itsr67: sam tetanus
 SurfDownstage: Sam Gargling 
 PawssumFable: oh god
 saucemaster5000: Sam Gargling was the smurf's villain
noSmokeFire: now THAT'S how you get tetanus
 SuperWriterAndy: sup bro
 ohjanji: bill murray?
 JKBalch: Same Whimpering
A_Pleb_Has_No_Name: look at Frank’s hairline, I’d be upset too
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Slippery meat from Sam Gargling
 schordash: 4% 
 BluTGI: Sam Aims
 korvys: That dude looks like a Skarsgard
 spethycakes: "No pension is worth THIS exertion!"
EvilBadman: Shoot the baby end the bloodline
 ohjanji: @korvys you are so right tho
BrindleBoar: splorch
 hieroglyphica: Wow this got dramatic super bussing quick
 Blip2004: triple dead
PhanTom_lt: Hooked
 itsr67: ah gottem ggs
 empyreon: roll credits
Orxolon: exertion?
 awildshen: roll credtis
 thesimbiote: This whole scene makes me tired and sweaty just watching
prince_infidel: Good shot
  Juliamon: "saved" the child
 PhorrestGaze: they did kill someone in the opening
 Makoforte: good end!?
A_Pleb_Has_No_Name: mmm whatcha say
 ohjanji: ow
 SnackPak_: neat
 TehAmelie: then the baby died of heat exhaustion
 hackingducks: groce.
 RatherLargeToad: Gonna need a new Frank Stone
 PawssumFable: wh
 public_key_reveal_party: gross, i like it
 BluTGI: Jawesome
 schordash: 
 spethycakes: well, that's an image
 PawssumFable: What
 BusTed: jawesome
 saucemaster5000: IN 3D!
wildpeaks: nailed it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's a good line
 ohjanji: hate when that happens
 BluTGI: Sam Feints
 Makoforte: chekov's jawbone.....
 spethycakes:  
 SuperWriterAndy: dont let the bedbugs bite
frank_the_great: Frank!
 saucemaster5000: Jaws 3D
 ButterBall000: *The baby will remember that
 bosqueofpines: He just napping
 PhorrestGaze: he's just eepy
theambivalentagender: How it feels to be at the dentist
Taaty_00: Yummy
Orxolon: maybe Tom will help you
 PawssumFable: Bedbugs: Worse than this scene
 Kentosaurus: oh no, we just created a monster didn't we
 Tangsm: The closed captions are really spoiling that Sam is still alive.
 dougma: who makes buildings like this?
 RatherLargeToad: a sacrifice is a sacrifice
 rosesmcgee: That doesn't sound like a Yeti
 schordash: so that baby’s dead right?
BrindleBoar: who was the hooded watcher tho
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also if you don't want the things aside from dialogue I believe there is a setting (I find your narration funny but if it annoys you)
Orxolon: what's the entity?
 notthepenguins: Sky spider
 SnackPak_: let's go Adam
twistedsylvan: is this some freddy kruger shit now?
 korvys: Is that some DbD lore?
 Robot_Bones: Guess we won't see them in the casting of Frank Stone 2
 SurfDownstage: 
 ButterBall000: Resident Evil?
 schordash: 
  Sarah_Serinde: @Thefluffiestguineapig Ben specifically chose this subtitle setting
 TehAmelie: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:20:49.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Orxolon The core thing from DbD? But I don't know the lore specifics
Orxolon: last year?
 RatherLargeToad: Lunacid?
lochnessseammonster: 
Orxolon: @Thefluffiestguineapig yeah i know the same
 Robot_Bones: do we?
 itira: notice us Adam
 spethycakes: we also like talking to you, Ben
 ThorSokar: Adam's a good antagonizer
frank_the_great: sure
 ohjanji: YES i swear
 Makoforte: adam picks the best fights
 Astramentha: yes
EvilBadman: Ben you should explain the Entity
crono3453: We're a bunch of animals that only Adam can (kind of) keep in line
 dumbo3k: Huh? Sorry, wasn't listening
 JoeLowe2: She ded?
 hieroglyphica: We love it!
  Sarah_Serinde: Hell yeah
twistedsylvan: YEP SURE THING BEN
 WiJohn: Ys sir!
 TherapyforNarwhals: He's fine
 SnackPak_: I do now
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes chef!
 empyreon: 
 MrSarkhan: Notice us Adam-senpai
 gualdhar: Adam's better than a lot of non-LRR streamers I know of
Micsig: 
 therepoman__: huh
novrdd: 
lochnessseammonster: yes  
 itsr67: 
 Larkonus: Not gonna lie, you're both pretty awesome.
 NotCainNorAbel: Adam  
 raulghoulia: you threaten us all the time!
 schordash: YES 
 30teracyte: 
 shendaras: 
lazermeow: The law requires me to say yes.
 CataclysmicReverb: I mean...
 rosesmcgee: engagement!
 TehAmelie: it was all a dream!
 RatherLargeToad: Polezig
 spethycakes: 
wildpeaks: new chat who dis
 hieroglyphica: Better than any other streamer!
 Astramentha:   
A_Pleb_Has_No_Name:  yes we like him, please don’t put us back in the bad place
 itsr67: 
 JKBalch: Madison Heavy Breathing, of the New Hampshire Heavy Breathings
 therepoman__: mmm night water
 dumbo3k: Whoa, I like that fancy glass
  Juliamon: that looked like a candle
BrindleBoar: does she look kinda like Sandra Bullock?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That is a very fancy glass
 TehAmelie: super fancy
 brainbosh: Of the New Hampshire Heavy Breathings?
 Makoforte: nice jacket....
 ohjanji: quick sip of vodka there
Patorik: Or Tatiana Maslany
lazermeow: She went to be wearing a jacket.
 BluTGI: Expensive roof
 schordash: Madison: Stops breathing audibly
 PawssumFable: Should I have a cider?
 Robot_Bones: real fake houses
 PawssumFable: hmm
 SnackPak_: is this house of leaves?
 Nigouki: more like Madison Heavy Drinking
 TehAmelie: or did we get Cubed?
 BluTGI: lmao
 therepoman__: 
lochnessseammonster: awwww
 ohjanji: hahaha "gays??"
 schordash:   
 rosesmcgee: Close the ceiling. Were you raised in a barn?
novrdd: 
 RatherLargeToad: I would invest in a roof
 SurfDownstage:  
patrick_stonecrusher: GreggvPolezig
 schordash:   
 PhorrestGaze: but mom's gay, so half right
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @lazermeow In her defense I've accidentally fallen asleep in scrubs when exhausted before
 Makrosian_Tay: Love it
wildpeaks: so many teeth
ButButTheJesus: ROOMATES?!
 PawssumFable: They met at the uncanny smile club
 Makoforte: look, if ben keeps asking eventually devs will listen
lochnessseammonster: right there with ya ben 
 hieroglyphica: I too desperately want every POV character to be gay as bus
 LithelyUnshod: Is... lady gay?
BrindleBoar: @PawssumFable 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ButButTheJesus Spinster aunts????
 rosesmcgee: Imagine?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That sounds about right
 Kentosaurus: roof dlc is extra
 ohjanji: imagine buying a house in 2024??
 Aceviru: Roof is work in progress
 spethycakes: the tree was coming from INSIDE the house
 PhorrestGaze: could get worse
lochnessseammonster: that's the only way i could afford a house
Orxolon: imagine a house
 dumbo3k: No, I think she was lying on top of the covers
 notthepenguins: she made the bed already? psychopath confirmed
 BluTGI: Fancy
 Robot_Bones: renting out the roof to a lovely northern couple
 circusofkirkus: that's an empty candle
 itira: hahahaha
 rosesmcgee: Chalice af
  Juliamon: that's a cup that used to be a candle
 Tangsm: Forged of pure mithral!
 BluTGI: lmao
 JoeLowe2: It's more of a goblet
BrindleBoar: yeah an elf smithed that, out of a shopping cart
 PawssumFable: She's drinking from a candle holder yeah
 hieroglyphica: Seriously if I pay off a house I actually consider that it for life, I'm set
A_Pleb_Has_No_Name: her shadow freaks me out
 itsr67: she drank a yankee candle
 spethycakes: I bet you could melt that down at the smelter
 bosqueofpines: Someone bought that at the Renn Faire
wildpeaks: yeah that's a candle holder
 saucemaster5000: Drink me some legolas juice
 BluTGI: For they were all deceived, for another cup was forged
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Because I'm so poor I can't afford glasses!
 JKBalch: The New Hampshire Heavy Breathings come from a long line of Breathings, coming from the Germanic Huvy Brethings
Orxolon: hhahahaah
 PhorrestGaze: MOTHER
 raulghoulia: thick candle
 ohjanji: @spethycakes smelter? i hardly know her
 PawssumFable: Candle holders might not be food grade, don't do that lol
 public_key_reveal_party: I think we might be dreaming
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 hieroglyphica: Ehhh materials are not held to the same safety standards across industries
 WiJohn: Mama, just killed frank stone
theambivalentagender: https://clips.twitch.tv/CourageousEncouragingBaboonCurseLit-4gxKSjYJS6PA2uBo
 hieroglyphica: Maybe don't drink out of candles or 3d printed items
  Juliamon: (100% do not assume a candle is in a foodsafe container)
 BluTGI: This stream sponsored by Chiropracters
lochnessseammonster: just for let's nope
 TehAmelie: all we have to see is who will be the first to cast Frank Stone
 spethycakes: I think Ben may have failed the reverse Bechdel with that clip
Orxolon: PT?
 Tangsm: Get a green couch, so it remains a secret to twitch chat.
 Nigouki: damnit Adam I was typing that joke
 7gorobei: this is not my roofless house, this is not beautiful wife/mom, how did i get here
novrdd: 
 public_key_reveal_party: good joke
 PawssumFable: reverse bechdel?
 Kramburger: What's good gang? I'm back from 2 hours in a dentist's chair and typing is my only form of communication right now
frank_the_great: 
 thesimbiote: Pride month never ends, Adam, because we're queer all year
 empyreon: cup is eternal
Orxolon: only candy xD
  Juliamon: Kramburger you've missed a hell of a first hour
 BluTGI: Shame we can't take the cup with us
 ButterBall000: @Tangsm Green couch for Desert Bus?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Kramburger Currently Adam is playing, previous character saved a baby
 Kramburger: Aw beans
wildpeaks: so we're going full Life is Strange
 ohjanji: are you a belmont?
 saucemaster5000: Shit, we're going to fall out
novrdd: Vania de castle
 PawssumFable: Mythical (company that produces Good Mythical Morning and a few other things) makes a shirt that says "Proud all the time" and I need to get it
 TherapyforNarwhals: PT but real
 public_key_reveal_party: I did like PT but I do feel like it has a lot to answer for
 BluTGI: @wildpeaks Frank is stoned
novrdd: 
 jessieimproved: Mom mummy mum mom mommy
lochnessseammonster: 
wildpeaks: @BluTGI 
 thesimbiote: 
 TherapyforNarwhals: It's even funnier th second time!
 PawssumFable: Their merch is kinda expensive tho
 schordash: 
 empyreon: 
 schordash: 
 SurfDownstage: 
frank_the_great: Wiggle wiggle
 itira: 
ButButTheJesus: wibbly!
 SurfDownstage: cup skillz
lochnessseammonster: correct
 thesimbiote: Rolling a natural 1 on grapple
Orxolon: Valgavoth?
 Kramburger: Cowards
 ohjanji: you mean this FOREST is poorly designed
 PhorrestGaze: it's a fixer upper. 2 mil.
  Juliamon: "What house?"
novrdd: What house
wildpeaks: now you're thinking with portals
 dumbo3k: Aren't the scratches just shorter duration when not running?
 CataclysmicReverb: Scrouches?
patrick_stonecrusher: Emergent gameplay
Orxolon: so you are heavy
 BluTGI: This level needs more pallets
 thesimbiote: Scrouches sound painful for my thighs
 Makrosian_Tay: Solomon Grunting
 WiJohn: Man is the whole grunting family in here?
 BluTGI: @Makrosian_Tay Grunted on a Monday
 itira: who leaves a tv in the woods
wildpeaks: time for Nightsprings
 squ3e: Hell yeah throw the game on
BrindleBoar: Of the New Hampshire Gruntings?
 WiJohn: I bet this is what Zuckerberg's Hawaii complex is like
 JKBalch: Change the channel, Fox News is on
 Magnifisquatch: Every Frank Castle is made one Frank Stone at a time. (I'm betting I'm not the firs to make this one)
Patorik: Only if they're in the past
 Thefluffiestguineapig: CW jump scare
 LilyOfTheVeil666: I Saw The TV Glow
 public_key_reveal_party: she's the witch from l4d?
 Nigouki: oh god for a moment I thought we found Mom's video tape
 Kramburger: This Is Fine™
 ohjanji: mom? are you crying with a voice filter on?
 Aceviru: "we couldn't get satellite coverage out here"
 public_key_reveal_party: dang
 schordash:   
 TherapyforNarwhals: Oh no! Anyways...
wildpeaks: I don't think it was mom
 Kramburger: WELP gg
 spethycakes: it was a dream!?!?!?!
 saucemaster5000: Parents, am I right?
 TehAmelie: double dreams!
 bosqueofpines: oh thank goodness, freedom units
theambivalentagender: https://clips.twitch.tv/EmpathicRefinedSkirretDerp-ZF_CUWgAi6BwheuL
 BluTGI: Darkest plane ever.
aynahl_feasting: I realise we've only seen like an hour of this so far nut this game feels so phoned in
 niccus: it's one of those slot-keeping routes
wildpeaks: because of Langoliers
drizztnailo: what is frank stone getting cast in?
 lamina5432: it's first class
 TherapyforNarwhals: Nah that whole row is empty
 dumbo3k: Whoa, that is a ton of leg room. like, first class leg room
noSmokeFire: "I wish I had my security cup"
 ZombieHendrix: Fancy dip can
PhanTom_lt: this airport does not exist
 BluTGI: @drizztnailo Cats!
 Robot_Bones: @drizztnailo your second main phase
  Juliamon: BANGER ALERT
 squ3e: late title card!!!
 Astramentha:    
 TherapyforNarwhals: END CREDITS
 thesimbiote: Actually being able to sleep comfortably on a Redeye? Fake
YeomanAres: Same song
patrick_stonecrusher: ALAN
 lamina5432: now the game begins
 varmintx0: the real reason to play these games: their banger intros
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @thesimbiote Yeah press x to doubt on sleeping on a plane
 Kramburger: Get baited
 bosqueofpines: Sides?
 TehAmelie: Frank can't be cast except by someone without sin. so, the baby?
 thesimbiote: Ha, ha! Now your music is diagetic
 LithelyUnshod: I know the Dave Matthews version of this
 Kentosaurus: distracted driving!
wildpeaks: so it's in England
 Tangsm: Stay on the right side of the one lane road.
 public_key_reveal_party: bruh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Bro
Orxolon: hahahahah
 GhostValv: D:
BrindleBoar: toodles
 ohjanji: BYEEEE
lochnessseammonster: 
 Robot_Bones: too bad
 Kramburger: WELP
 BluTGI: Your fate... has changed.
 schordash:  lmaoooooo
 Strebenherz: Rip ben
 Nigouki: noone stopping fo murder granny
frank_the_great: Adam's a survivor
 dougma: Adam, you are the absolute best
PhanTom_lt: you're the first one who has not picked her up
 Kramburger: Another one bites the dust
 Serivus: probably saved the hitchhiker, if they don't get caught in the fate
 TherapyforNarwhals: Drive on the right side of this narrow ass road
 raulghoulia: that character is never showing up now
 public_key_reveal_party: ben suprised adam plays this like a pvp game
 squ3e: Adam continues the tradition of killing Bens characters
drizztnailo: adam would survive a horror movie confirmed
wildpeaks: cool font
 BluTGI: @drizztnailo Not even 5 mins
lochnessseammonster: 
 spethycakes: we're playing real life!
 Kentosaurus: that's today
 TehAmelie: we're in the future!
 raulghoulia: as like an actor?
Orxolon: final girl spirit?
 bosqueofpines: I would simply not put myself in danger
 saucemaster5000: I'd kill the other people before the killer got to them. Checkmate
drizztnailo: adam got killer neutch don't listen to him
 Serivus: hitchhiker can't die if it doesn't get drawn into the spooky murder manor
 dumbo3k: Clintussy game strong?
 brainbosh: Why is the driver seat on that side of the car?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 But then the killer can focus entirely on you
 BluTGI: Americans
 saucemaster5000: nah, I ruined their run
 itira: how rood
 dumbo3k: @brainbosh England, probably. She was commenting about having to drive on the left side of the road
PhanTom_lt: @dumbo3k and they said you landed in a London airport
 ButterBall000: Sleep in the car until morning?
Orxolon: isn't that tresspassing?
 dumbo3k: @PhanTom_lt Right, that too, I didn't hear the pilot thing clearly
 spethycakes: Cue Tim Curry
 public_key_reveal_party: Adam is a vampire confirmed?
 squ3e: Bit presumptious to walk right in
 bosqueofpines: You don't have a foyer?
 BluTGI: Is it still Breaking and Entering in the UK
 BluTGI: ?
BrindleBoar: get all up in the foyussy
 TehAmelie: i want McMansionhell to do a review of this place
 WiJohn: Awk-ward
 dumbo3k: Hahaha, wasn't that Augustine Lieber you drove past?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben I've got bad news
Orxolon: liver?
 Kentosaurus: horse was the piece sam grunts found?
 saucemaster5000: we should drive back and tell them why we didn't stop.
 saucemaster5000: then drive back
 TehAmelie: this season on Bachelorette
 ButterBall000: I'm curious how we went from Oregon to England
 JKBalch: Maiden Mother Crone
 Kentosaurus: ^
 RealGamerCow: Meemaw looks like she's about to call someone a slur
 ohjanji: the place for WHAT
  Juliamon: ButterBall000 I mean, we woke up on the plane briefly
Orxolon: cool to have that hanging in your house
 dumbo3k: She can clearly see the glowing doorknob
 Larkonus: The door handle is lit up, of course that's where you're meant to go.
PhanTom_lt: the door was open
 BluTGI: Chat, Meet the worst character ever!
 TehAmelie: the game seems to have skipped a couple of paragraphs about what Madison's plan is
 squ3e: cool mootive, still B&E
 MacbethSeemsSus: Well he's honest
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I hate this asshole
 niccus: that's a terrible allegation
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 bosqueofpines: Eww
 dumbo3k: No it doesn't, WTF
  Juliamon: This guy immediately sucks
 Astramentha: I hate him
lochnessseammonster: wow
 JKBalch: What!
 spethycakes: I don't want him rubbing off on anything
 ghizmou: that s not english, that s asbestos
 thesimbiote: Push him in the fire
prince_infidel: KILL HIM
 BluTGI: Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
 WiJohn: Oh my god how fast can we kill this guy?
 TherapyforNarwhals: I hope stan dies first
 MacbethSeemsSus: Dear slim....
ghyllnox: Hate this guy
 GhostValv: this guy is kinda the worst
 PawssumFable: MY TEA'S GONE COLD I WONDER WHY
 PhorrestGaze: You didn't even find his real name
Orxolon: kill him with fire!
 Makrosian_Tay: Stan is...yeah
 Kipstar: he's rubbed off a lot in this house i reckon
  Sarah_Serinde: This dude definitely sucks
 PawssumFable: I got out of bed at all
 itira: oop guy needs a punch
 hackingducks: we don't stan stan
 ladyjojo1987: Stan looks like a rat
 Robot_Bones: Quick Madison, throw him in the fire
 BluTGI: Stan-Bun
 Fuzzra: *Weeps bitterly in a home counties accent*
 7gorobei: stan with a man-bun, two strikes
 itsr67: s t a n more like stinky
ButButTheJesus: @PawssumFable 
theambivalentagender: Does every one of these games have to have some absolute fucking weirdo
 ButterBall000: Stan's a cryptobro isn't he
 Tangsm: What is happening?
 onetrueseth: He brought that turtleneck with him. He chose it
wildpeaks: oh dear
crono3453: Oh, everyone is insufferable
 Robot_Bones: New York City!
 TherapyforNarwhals: What the
 TruPhantomAngel: ….
 saucemaster5000: more like new york shitty
 Strebenherz: that was a lot
  Sarah_Serinde: yes
 dumbo3k: yes
 hieroglyphica: Wow that was a LOT
lochnessseammonster: very
 itira: yesss
Orxolon: me
 ghizmou: yes
 spethycakes: absolutely weird line-read, yes
  Juliamon: That was bizarre
 Makrosian_Tay: *raises hand*
 Astramentha: yes
 SurfDownstage: Average NYC resident
 Rhynerd: is the fact this guy ain’t playable a death flag for him?
 dumbo3k: I was VERY uncomfortable
aynahl_feasting: This is such a human conversation
 underhill33: very uncomfortable
 gualdhar: the longer it went the weirder it felt
 TehAmelie: it's like he's had plastic surgery to deliberately make his face more punchable
 jessieimproved: That was a nervous infodump
 mrjujubeans: eeew
 BluTGI: The director stepped out for that line read
 notthepenguins: madison are you ok
 JKBalch: That was the point?
 Kramburger: The windy apple
 itsr67: you overshared 1000%
 RealGamerCow: New York Citaaaaaaaaaaaaay
 PawssumFable: @ButterBall000 Stan's doing pyramid schemes in these pre-crypto times, get it right
 itira: Adam pleaseee
 varmintx0: her delivery has been weird the whole time
 thesimbiote: People from NYC don't call it NYC
ghyllnox: And she is apparently flustered okay
 thatguysteve2709: She did not believe that at all
Patorik: Sounds like she was the most uncomfortable
 JoeLowe2: that was awful
twistedsylvan: is the point of this scene making me look forward to both of their deaths?
 squ3e: I thought she was supposed to be awakward cause she was lying
  Juliamon: She's got the same read on Stan that we do and is panicking
wildpeaks: I bet our character talks a lot when nervous
Orxolon: super duper in 2024!?
  QuixoticScrivener: how to brag about new york when you've never lived in new york.
 TruPhantomAngel: Yep, this is my kind of game, I hate them all except Sam.
 Fuzzra: Why is there not an option to immediately punch that guy in the throat?!
 thesimbiote: They call it The City or New York
 bosqueofpines: Uggh, she didn't even say what borough she is from.  Fake NYer.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: -.-
  Sarah_Serinde: buddy
 RealGamerCow: *cough* dickhead *cough*
 TruPhantomAngel: This that kind of game.
 saucemaster5000: millenials don't know what houses look like anymore
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I hate this asshole
 PawssumFable: Muh DERN itty
lochnessseammonster: hate this guy so much
 Azralorne: Wow I hate both of them 😂
 itira: this guy has big murderer energy
 Makrosian_Tay: Lynn Da Castle
 ohjanji: awkward
 SurfDownstage: Lin da Castle
 SkylerRingtail: Linda in da Castle!
 schordash: smoooooooth
 JoeLowe2: this is going to be awkward
 BluTGI: Men who use the word Humbled... ICk
 TehAmelie: waait i'm almost sure Linda is Frank Castle's wife
 mrjujubeans: wait. Lin DA Castle?
Orxolon: nah
 ohjanji: SORRY DANG
 ghizmou: can we change MC or is it too late
  Juliamon: It WAS dark out
 SurfDownstage: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 dumbo3k: no, I saw a stranger holding a weapon
 Strebenherz: AMAZING
noSmokeFire: in fairness you were like a minute away from the house
 JKBalch: She had to be booking it to make it here
Orxolon: i was 60MPH
 JoeLowe2: blank look...
 Tangsm: He's just making things up now.
  Sarah_Serinde: dude
ghyllnox: Listening do the dude I'm glad we didn't stop
 Strebenherz: PFFFFT
 BluTGI: Stan. The 2nd worst.
 PawssumFable: That last one really rolls off the tongue
 Nigouki: I don't think we've ever had characters who I wanted to die faster than this game
 ladyjojo1987: this guy sucks
noSmokeFire: the faces in this game are a lot
 thesimbiote: To be fair, it's been pretty driven into femme Americans NOT to pick up hitchhikers
 dumbo3k: yeah, that mouth movement was really weird
 notthepenguins: what
 Strebenherz: AWWW
 Kramburger: STAN
 Kentosaurus: Stan, stop being a creep
 SurfDownstage: 
 ghizmou: cringe harder
 bosqueofpines: God I hate Stan
 RealGamerCow: Oh I get it, he's a STAN
 Kipstar: eeeewwwwwwww
 Fuzzra: This guy is like Otho without the charm
twistedsylvan: neither does Stan, I bet
Orxolon: nobody have sex in movies anymore?
 varmintx0: Adam proven right again.
 hackingducks: especially not stan. ever.
 BluTGI: Linda respects
lochnessseammonster: 
ghyllnox: 
 Kramburger: Tropes ARE ACHETYPES
 PawssumFable: oh my god the snob level
 Kramburger: DAMMIT LINDA
  Juliamon: sure it does
 raulghoulia: Ooo a Metaphor ReFantazio player
aynahl_feasting: This is how humans talk
ghyllnox: Holy shit they deserve each other
 TehAmelie: so close! Lisa Castle is the wife of The Punisher
 Kramburger: I SWIM TO JIM
BrindleBoar: @Orxolon no, ever since the Goofy movie they Hyuck
 Nigouki: oh fuck is he a crypto bro
 itira: >.>
  Sarah_Serinde: obviously...
 thatguysteve2709: Crypto bro
 JKBalch: Crypto bro
 saucemaster5000: Oh he's a nepo baby
 dumbo3k: can we just kill Stan now?
 PawssumFable: I DonT uSe TroPEs I use ARCHETYPEs
wildpeaks: ok can we burn this entire house and leave this cursed place
 ButterBall000: Knew it! Crypto bro!
 Makrosian_Tay: Stan dies first
 squ3e: Can we kill that guy?
 notthepenguins: yes, it is normal for legal people to insist its legal
 ladyjojo1987: pleassseeee
 mrjujubeans: is everyone here just in a murder mystery dinner?
 Larkonus: I'll kill Stan for a ham sandwich.
 InconsiderateHat: kill the crypto bro
 BorealMage: Stan needs to chibitty chill
  Pharmacistjudge: he parks cars at a hotel...and crypto
 Nigouki: "I'm the reason GPU prices are still garbage!"
 spethycakes: "Can I interest you lovely ladies in some NFTs?"
 ThorSokar: He was NFT's but he's moved on to "AI"
 PawssumFable: Wait, I missed it, what year we in now?
drizztnailo: LINDA, MY APES!
PhanTom_lt: but there are lame ways to kill Stan and an awesome way to kill Stan
 RealGamerCow: Might I show you my apes
 dumbo3k: Dumbwaiter?
ghyllnox: Ook Ook my dude
 dumbo3k: or not
drcthulu: what do you know about monkey and typewriters?
 ohjanji: dare you enter the murder mill?
 ohjanji: i daren't
 squ3e: Oh iss that a map?
 BluTGI: Thats how you know they got that good money
 PawssumFable: I thought it was still the 60s
 squ3e: in DBD?
 Tangsm: You mean "weird". "Weird choice".
 BluTGI: They keep movie posters in their own cabinet.
 itsr67: yes! yes! MILL!
 saucemaster5000: Holy shinobi
 saucemaster5000: kill this man
 TehAmelie: it's not Murdercide but
wildpeaks: he has the fancy glass
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This man needs to die
 JKBalch: Same fancy glass
 thesimbiote: "If you think AI art involves theft, you simply don't understand the technology"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Linda seems cool
patrick_stonecrusher: All of chat wants Stu dead
  Sarah_Serinde: gotta start somewhere
 spethycakes: it should have been .... dead by day(light)
  Sarah_Serinde: okay maybe not there though
Orxolon: did she say light of day?close
 Strebenherz: true artist, embarassed over their past work
 squ3e: Oh cool Run Rabbit Run rules
 Tangsm: Wait, the fancy dream glasses!
  Sarah_Serinde: my dude
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Crypto bro and conspiracy nut????
 dumbo3k: oh, god, he's a Conspiracy Crypto Bro
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I hate him
 BluTGI: They're taking our films!
 empyreon: ughhhhh
  Sarah_Serinde: in case of what??
 Makrosian_Tay: Jesus ....
BrindleBoar: oh yeah, it is a dream glass.\
 Nigouki: please someone throw him down the stairs
 Larkonus: New plan: Do whatever we can to end Stan, all else is secondary
 ladyjojo1987: Stan can not die fast enough
ghyllnox: So, also a conspiracy theorist
 Kipstar: how does he keep getting WORSE
 ohjanji: @spethycakes i see what you did there 
 varmintx0: he can't die fast enough
 ButterBall000: Why are we here again?
BrindleBoar: Stan gon' die
wildpeaks: of course he had to be a conspiracy nut too
 RealGamerCow: Is Stan going to start talking about Lizard People?
 schordash: 
 Strebenherz: Upside of this  guy, she's not annoyed at you for the hitchhiking
  Sarah_Serinde: "know" is a bit of a stretch here I'd say
 squ3e: Cause hes lying dude
twistedsylvan: oh yeah, this is the film equivalent of smallpox, apparently
ghyllnox: PAYS FROM WHO
 Tangsm: Was there some kind sale on the elvish glasses that everybody has them?
 MacbethSeemsSus: please kill him as soon as possible.
 Fe1ix66: so this is going to be a shotgun into the bush situation just like the quarry yeah?
 Nigouki: HVAC kicked in yo
 PawssumFable: Are they trying to out-obnoxious each other?
 TehAmelie: i thought Stan looked like he had plastic surgery to make his face more punchable, but the more he speaks, the more i'm sure of it
 PawssumFable: Is it a contest?
Orxolon: no more Sam i recon,from 1967 to 2024 assuming he was AT LEAST 21 he is gonna be VERY old
 wiganlass: Adam please let this arsehole die horribly
 squ3e: weird
 JoeLowe2: just 4 gay ladies all together.
aynahl_feasting: This is Cate Blanchette from Wish
 BluTGI: Linda doesn't get a drink?
 SkylerRingtail: Hell yeah
  Juliamon: the captions ignoring that entirely
 Makrosian_Tay: I like her
 squ3e: Writers creaming their pants overr that line
 ButterBall000: And the subtitles still refer to her as "Madison"
 BorealMage: Augustine best character
 Kramburger: Liba Sampson?
 BluTGI: I call myself Gandalf.
 schordash: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Staying sober is a good option
 saucemaster5000: that drink was the antidote!
 hackingducks: she's not at all spooky.
PhanTom_lt: did not offer it to Linda
lochnessseammonster: yes
 ThorSokar: I just assumed the drink was poison
 schordash: why is our fate tied to a drink offer??? 
 JoeLowe2: Your fate has changed
 BluTGI: Guess she knows Linda's Straight Edge
 JKBalch: there is only 1 fancy glass
 Makrosian_Tay: Ben wants this to be a CYOA
  Juliamon: What is that cup
Orxolon: what?
 thesimbiote: Off the rails, choice 1
 schordash: 
 ghizmou: I want book where you are the hero kind of consequence
 Astramentha: UUUUGGGHHH
ghyllnox: Fuck off
 TehAmelie: come on
 wiganlass: why is it wrong to not drink alcohol
drcthulu: just like space quest one wrong move, game over
 Mazrae: Just need a, damned if you do, damned if you don't
 BorealMage: Stanford Stanford
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also that's absolutely not his real name
 RealGamerCow: Is he wearing pink courdoroy pants?
 thesimbiote: I went to school with a Thomas Thomas. We called him Thom-Thom
silenceaux: Rare ephemera that I am going to just dump into a bowl.
Boon_33: this 1 neat trick to get into stanford
F1SHOR: god the true spoops my sub lapsed and i had to watch 2 ads for reeces buttercups
 Fuzzra: That reel looks a bit 8mm for original camera roll.
 ohjanji: welp
 schordash: 
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Orxolon: are they doing offerings?
 WiJohn: Wha?
ButButTheJesus: ?
 thesimbiote: Super 8 film
 hackingducks: lol wat
novrdd: 
ghyllnox: They're going to Exodia the film
 JKBalch: Burn it all
 TherapyforNarwhals: I've been physically cringing half the time
 PawssumFable: RELIQUARY
 Thefluffiestguineapig: She's too rich for life
 RealGamerCow: Reliquary?
 Makrosian_Tay: WTF is this script?
 dumbo3k: Who TF has a RELIQUARY?
 Robot_Bones: I must Auger the Stars
 squ3e: A private reliquary?? Nice, no max hand size
 hackingducks: 'private reliquary' yeah this is totally normal folks.
 kimmibeans: PRIVATE RELIQUARY????
aynahl_feasting: Nobody acts like this!!
 BluTGI: Worst negotiators ever.
 ohjanji: that's a made-up word
  Sarah_Serinde: So is she gonna die now
 PawssumFable: R E L I Q U A R Y
 thatguysteve2709: I assume it's pieces of the entire film
 thesimbiote: That's what she calls the bathroom
 RealGamerCow: Naw dog, she's RELIQUARY rich
 MacbethSeemsSus: The private reliquary is what I call my bathroom.
 spethycakes: ah, the reliquary in my foyer
BrindleBoar: Reliquary? Augustine "I will drink your blood" Lieber here
Boon_33: why don't I have a reliquary?
 kimmibeans: That is beyond foyer rich
 WiJohn: She's reliquary rich!
 PawssumFable: Hey, I said foyer yesterday
 TehAmelie: she's one day away from becoming so rich she sheds her body and turns to vapor
wildpeaks: so it's 3 copies or 3 parts of a single copy ?
Orxolon: what did Agustine promised them?
 empyreon: foyer rich sure, but reliquary rich?
 schordash: what if we burned the pieces now? 👀
 PawssumFable: I have NEVER said reliquary
 BluTGI: Augustine: Narrates
 squ3e: ew
 Fuzzra: Who doesn't have a reliquary. You need one to distract people from where you store your phylactery. <.<
theambivalentagender: "I must return to my reliquary, I am not a vampire or demon wearing human skin goodnight"
 Kentosaurus: she was the shadowy watcher?
 Makoforte: mill's haunted
aynahl_feasting: 10 quid says Madison was the baby
Boon_33: what do the poors do without a reliquary? where do they keep their relics?
 F1SHOR: I just watched the stream from when Adam was away and im glad he is back to make everything less scary again 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup, good screaming face
Bearudite: ah so the movie is Murder Mill
Orxolon: but why?
 Mai_Andra: The Age of Reliquarius
 Makoforte: not enough games are about buildings that are haunted
 Nigouki: @squ3e booooooooo
Bearudite: I get it
 dumbo3k: @aynahl_feasting Oooh, good call
 Robot_Bones: Benford
 BluTGI: @Boon_33 They go in the china cabinet
Orxolon: young Cameron
 WiJohn: @Boon_33 coffee table?
 empyreon: can he be worse than Stan?
  Juliamon: He looks kinda like a young Cameron
 PawssumFable: Let's make a game about all the types of weird ass rooms rich people have
 JoeLowe2: He's better than Stan
 thesimbiote: She's gotta go pinch a loaf in her private reliquary
 squ3e: @Nigouki hehehe
 Makrosian_Tay: I wass say! Cameron!
 Fuzzra: @Orxolon 
lochnessseammonster: 
  Juliamon: Orxolon same hat
 TehAmelie: next time oi play Magic i gotta remember to play my relics into my reliquary zone
 PawssumFable: And you just get to explore them
 superdude097: Is it just me or does his hair look like it's sitting on top of his head rather than growing out of it?
 BluTGI: Haime's best acting ever.
 circusofkirkus: a Thespian
theambivalentagender: @juliamon was literally gonna say the same thing then Ben said he didn't like the look of him lmao
 niccus: imagine being an actor
Boon_33: a snuff actor
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @niccus How horrible would that be 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Sounds like consent
 matthaus_c: he's puttingg his whole jaimussy into it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 schordash: 
Boon_33: Wolverines!
 BluTGI: We've got spirit, yes we do
twistedsylvan: WE ARE FIGHTING DREAMERS
 TehAmelie: it's got to be challenging for the graphic artists to make an actor this unconvincing
 gualdhar: the bad movie's writing is still better than the rest of the game
 Fuzzra: My spirit is rum. It regularly defeats me.
patrick_stonecrusher: Jamie Pants
 empyreon: How's that scenery taste, Jamie?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WOOOOOOOOOW
 ButterBall000: What is this, anime Saw?
 JoeLowe2: Turns out we just have rickets.
 Strebenherz: amazing
 SurfDownstage: this is peak
 WiJohn: This has to be intentional
 thesimbiote: Award winning
wildpeaks: give him the Oscar already
 BluTGI: Best acting since Star Trek
lochnessseammonster:   
 ThorSokar: Is this the worst version of saw?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @empyreon Flavorless because he's chewing the same bite endlessly
 Nigouki: please help me I can't tell when the acting is intentionally bad or when it's unintentionally bad
  Sarah_Serinde: pfft
aynahl_feasting: I have been cringing for an hour straight
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Bro
noSmokeFire: @ThorSokar it's Seen
 onetrueseth: Cinching that daytime emmy
Boon_33: a game of the year
 superdude097: @noSmokeFire 
 matthaus_c: @Nigouki give it a minute
 BluTGI: VIVA LA RESISTANCE!
novrdd: Hand him the oscar
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm going to cringe into my floor
wildpeaks: oh this one is definitely intentionally
Boon_33: are you not entertained?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Bro
 PawssumFable: Overcome cringe, submerse in it until you are immune
 lamina5432: the cringe
 ButterBall000: Casting vid?
  Sarah_Serinde: I bet the actor had fun with this one though 
 empyreon: @Thefluffiestguineapig just cud forever
crono3453: I'd watch this movie.
wildpeaks: 
Orxolon: so,tiktoker?
 squ3e: Mans got a fuckboi haircut kinda
 Astramentha: omg
novrdd: Bad guy stuff
Boon_33: what does the scouter say about his power level?
wildpeaks: we'll fix it post
 Robot_Bones: for 1 generic and 1 Black you will pay the ultimate price
 BluTGI: *blood spray*
twistedsylvan: okay, now THAT was a perfect line read on "Bad guy stuff"
 Makrosian_Tay: Calling it now, this is a homemade acting reel
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PawssumFable Flooding is the psychological term for being around a negative stimulus so long it no long has an effect
ghyllnox: Jaime: Efforts
Orxolon: @Boon_33 is over 100!
 BluTGI: Post nut clarity
 TehAmelie: he's going into the zone!
 lamina5432: moon knight much
 PawssumFable: I would think a fuckboi haircut would be a haircut of someone who gets fucked
 PawssumFable: Then yes, flood in cringe!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "feeling the moment
Boon_33: ok, anything good on the craft services table?
silenceaux: Ah, Now I understand.
novrdd: Off the script 
Orxolon: yeah adlib my movie
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ma'am
 squ3e: YOU WROTE THAT??
 BluTGI: Chat I lied, Meet the actual worst character
 thesimbiote: Okay, Kubrick, take it easy
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: YOU just talked about the importance of your fucking script
 circusofkirkus: we got a bunch of auteurs here
 Kentosaurus: chris has no chill
  Pharmacistjudge: the kraft dinner?
Boon_33: rate their AV gear
wildpeaks: it's been too long since I've watched it
Orxolon: what is she taping in?are we still in 2024?
 PawssumFable: Hai-May
 BluTGI: @Kentosaurus She traded it for audacity
 PawssumFable: 
 RealGamerCow: wide closeup? is that a thing?
ghyllnox: Wide close up?
 Kramburger: A Wide Closeup?
 thesimbiote: Tf is a wide closeup?
  Juliamon: "wide close-up"
twistedsylvan: a wide close up
 schordash: 
 circusofkirkus: Is this a Crapshoot?
 BluTGI: lmao
 Saintnex: oh boy
 dumbo3k: Thank you
 Kramburger: Righto Hitchcock
 korvys: These people all suck
 Makoforte: yesssss
 korvys: Can't wait for them to die
 thesimbiote: Naur
 Astramentha: nope
 onetrueseth: *bafta nominated director
Orxolon: omg this person
 Saintnex: hey face acting lol
 hackingducks: uhh no?
 jchinnock: pan up! PAN UP!
frank_the_great: Chris will remember this
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twistedsylvan: this is only okay if all of these people are less than 20
 Makoforte: awful director lady, push her in the well
 dumbo3k: Great idea Chris, fire the Director
 PawssumFable: Their eye bags say they're not
 thesimbiote: Great question
 LilyOfTheVeil666: Chris is such a Karen
 SurfDownstage: 
 empyreon: good point! BYE
 Fuzzra: Hey, Jaws was made by the crappy prop mostly not working and being shown sparingly.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Bitch
Boon_33: marsha marsha marsha!
 TehAmelie: why indeed, what does she do while they're shooting?
 korvys: Everyone sucks here
 lamina5432: wow a video game is making more sense then my company in real life.
 BluTGI: And the editor
 squ3e: Yikers
 BluTGI: And the producer
PinkFlashu:  my way im director
 circusofkirkus: EWWWW
 BluTGI: LMAO
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/MildHelplessJuiceTheThing-AQNdB9quQdESc7Jt
 Astramentha: ew
 squ3e: YIkeRs
 Blip2004: Direct yourself to the unemployment line
Boon_33: this is work place harassment
 TherapyforNarwhals: Dating the wrong one
lochnessseammonster: 
 squ3e: Where is HR in this
wildpeaks: and I bet the camera person has a crush on the guy and that's why she was doing a closeup
 BluTGI: The straights are not okay
 thesimbiote: Vom
lochnessseammonster: 
 squ3e: @wildpeaks 1000%
 CataclysmicReverb: Chris still not the WORST character  in this one
 Makoforte: the straights have never and will never be okay
 PawssumFable: He's dating them both
 lamina5432: did we just foreshadow the sex and kill scene in here
Orxolon: sound speeds?
 PawssumFable: You watch
Boon_33: grr arg
 BluTGI: Linda does a racism
 squ3e: Oh flashback?
 thesimbiote: Grunts family lore goes deep
 Makoforte: SAM SURVIVED
Boon_33: vat are vou doing vhere>?
Orxolon: so he is 80
novrdd: This game is made by theatre kid 
 SurfDownstage: 
prince_infidel: Holy shoot
 Makoforte: HELL YEAH
 notthepenguins: sam hasnt aged in sixty years
 BluTGI: But can we shoot a porno here?
 Makrosian_Tay: The NPC who lived!!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: He was testing you
frank_the_great: You're making the murder movie!
Boon_33: nice smile
 Makrosian_Tay: Teeeth]
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And you failed Chris
 PawssumFable: 
 matthaus_c: Miss Raphael Ambrosius Costeau
 ButterBall000: Be the teenager
 Makoforte: sam is actually like. being competent here
Boon_33: but the regional finals are coming up!
 circusofkirkus: brutal
 BluTGI: The 1980s audacity of teens breaking into property to make gonzo films
 Strebenherz: "What"
 matthaus_c: he's trying to give you a slap on the wrist here, kid
Boon_33: please make this into a big problem for us?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Abandoned does not mean safe
 Fuzzra: Pro tip - Never say "With all due respect" to the police (or anytbody) in Britain.
  Juliamon: Abandoned is the *opposite* of safe
 Makoforte: he can't explain 'i killed an evil serial killer here'
 squ3e: Ill just film oon my iphone 16!
 PawssumFable: Abandoned things are usually NOT safe, that's why they're abandoned
 RoastedGravy: You know, horror movies would be a lot simpler if people just told people what was going on.
 squ3e: This whole thing is just an ad
 ButterBall000: Oh woah those headphones
 Astramentha:   
 RoastedGravy: "Get out of this steel mill." "Why?" "There's a monster here." "Oh, okay" *end credits*
 matthaus_c: @Makoforte that would only make them want to be here /more/
Orxolon: was this before or after the fight  wuth cursed man?
 schordash:   
lochnessseammonster: 
 SurfDownstage:   
 BluTGI:   
 Makoforte: yeah exactly
 Thefluffiestguineapig:   
 thesimbiote:     
 Robot_Bones:   
 empyreon:   
 superdude097:   
 Aceviru: 
 PawssumFable:  
ghyllnox: @RoastedGravy "Cool let's go back and film a monster"
 7gorobei:   
theambivalentagender: Why *does* it have to be here? Why can't they just make a quick fort out of abandoned sheet metal or something?
wildpeaks: suddenly, Jalopy
 Astramentha:   
ButButTheJesus:   
 PawssumFable: The dinos sync perfectly for me
 Makoforte: ben i am surprised your gay vibes aren't going off for Linda, that's an extremely lesbian fit to me
Boon_33: this puppy gets 13 litres to the hectre
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/LongDirtyTermiteAMPEnergyCherry-wjPbzU-CVNyZxyrj
 Kramburger: Murder Mill is the name of my Phenax commander deck
 thesimbiote: That kind of van usually had the engine under the drivers seat
 dumbo3k: Saving Babies does tend to get people elected
silenceaux: Sam just camping out at the mill all night because there's really nothing else to do
 matthaus_c: wait, you saved the baby? what happened to you, Adam
ghyllnox: And shot a man into a foundry
drcthulu: but I did not shoot the deputy
  Juliamon: matthaus_c he didn't
Orxolon: what is a fast one?
  Juliamon: Ben did
 Kentosaurus: the fish poster was different
 MacbethSeemsSus: I think it's also at least a decade later
 saucemaster5000: the baby wa the mayor, they made the call
 PhorrestGaze: Your Turn!
 matthaus_c: @Juliamon ahhh that makes more sense
 BluTGI: lmao
 RealGamerCow: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AdorableOptimisticClamNinjaGrumpy-FiNd508V-Wo6L4Ei
 RoastedGravy: Wait, Adam saved a baby?
 Makoforte: saved the baby and stuck around a small southern town despite being black in the 60s and making sheriff is really. a move.
 Kramburger: Never been more alive
 Makoforte: the titles rule
 thesimbiote: Stuck with the straight couple and the cop. Poor Ben
 squ3e: Chapters going fast
  Juliamon: 1980 huh
 Kramburger: Ben saved baby? But Ben IS baby!
YeomanAres: Ben's in the past Adams the present
 PawssumFable: Short enough sample is fair use
ghyllnox: VANS R COOL
 itira: sick van
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Did copyrighted music get turned back on when we had to restart without twitch integration?
 NotCainNorAbel: The shoes are nice
Orxolon: @squ3e maybe there are 20 xD
 Thefluffiestguineapig: CALM DOWN
ButButTheJesus: depends on the van
 saucemaster5000: so.... saturday?
Boon_33: mood
 Thefluffiestguineapig: She's a maximum Karen
 squ3e: @Orxolon oho god  I cant take it
Orxolon: ggrrr
 Saintnex: careful with those edges lol
 TehAmelie: what if, hear me out here, you go back when it's dark and don't leave the car parked right out front?
 thesimbiote: Isn't this your last day shooting?
frank_the_great: That T-Shirt is now worth $30,000
 Makoforte: man
Boon_33: the idea that that camera still works is a plot hole
 squ3e: yikers
 Makoforte: someone writing this game has beef with directors
 Kentosaurus: he was the baby
 dumbo3k: Wait, was Jaime the baby
 Strebenherz: WHAT
lochnessseammonster: 
 schordash: 
drcthulu: who's the baby
 Makoforte: chris
ghyllnox: UHHH
 Makoforte: thiks is cursed
ButButTheJesus: ohhhhh
 SurfDownstage: skill issue
frank_the_great: What about Twitch chat?
 notthepenguins: guess the baby survived the heat stroke
 squ3e:   
 Kipstar: "i was just a baby" A convenient excuse!!
Orxolon: he cannot be the bby unless he is 13
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Chris is going to be incredibly sensitive about the victims (sigh)
wildpeaks: I bet on Linda being the baby
 TehAmelie: i thought that was why you were shooting there?
 thesimbiote: If a building is old enough, yeah
  Pharmacistjudge: probing?
 notthepenguins: in a small town, "this is the place a murder happened" would definitelyl stick forever
 dumbo3k: @TehAmelie nah, just a free creepy looking spot
 saucemaster5000: no one has died in my bathroom
 brainbosh: Just if they had a violent death or not
 thatguysteve2709: No the McDonald's down the street no
 spurius: imagine how many people die at hospitals, never go to one
 Robot_Bones: How many people has beej killed in  studio C?
 SymphonySolstice: a guy died in front of my house a few years ago
Boon_33: maybe less common on the west coast of america
Bearudite: food for thought
 squ3e: I murder the toilet every time im in the bathroom
Boon_33: but that's the general deal with old places
 MacbethSeemsSus: You've got to go back and complete the Warhammer set.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: She's not being respectful and she's also brow beating her boyfriend
 dumbo3k: Ok, changed my mind, kill Chris first
Orxolon: totally
  Pharmacistjudge: umm...you are trying to put on a film where you are showing evidence you committed a crime
 DrLigmaPhD: "This is a safe and ethical idea!"
 Darleysam: she's got all the energy of a GTA character
 matthaus_c: why are you buying clothes at the drug store??
 PawssumFable: 80's girl culture
 saucemaster5000: to get the camera a vaccine
 Fuzzra: That choice mechanic rubs me up the wrong way. "Your curiosity in asking a specific question first is a moral choice that will affect the end of the game."
 Robot_Bones: yes???
YeomanAres: Madison's mom
 Saintnex: yes.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup, big gay sister
 thesimbiote: Queen
Orxolon: she said"I am not 16 anymore and i don't live in this house"
 Kramburger: Ben's gonna get murdered
ButButTheJesus: @Orxolon thankee
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Orxolon: ^^
 Makoforte: chris is such a fucking example of what people think BPD is
 PawssumFable: Hot goth maid?
 Makoforte: man bonnie is such a fucking mood
Orxolon: you don't look like a fucking maid,but you could
ghyllnox: Chris: Still more of a rollercoaster than Bonnie
 ButterBall000: Bonnie is the best character
Boon_33: say what you will, their barber is on point.
 BluTGI: Bonnie. Our Queen.
 BluTGI: All Praise Bonnie.
noSmokeFire: oh, Bonnie is Ben's character's mom, isn't she
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Bonnie is great
 saucemaster5000: A million dollars
 Tangsm: If only SOMEBODY hadn't spent all the budget on custom t-shirts for the crew...
  Juliamon: neither of these sound accurate
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @noSmokeFire Yup, I think she's Maddie's mom
 SymphonySolstice: $20 for a lens? nah bruh
 saucemaster5000: Never make the first offer!
 dumbo3k: yeah, 10 or 20 ain't gonna fix that
 Aceviru: ?
 BluTGI: 1980s 20 USD
 hackingducks: what year is this again?
 Makoforte: i mean this is the 90s? 80s?
 matthaus_c: hey it's $10 in 1980
  Juliamon: even in 1980
 PawssumFable: @SymphonySolstice The 80's
 BluTGI: That's pretty much $5k
 Makoforte: inflation is a butt
Orxolon: Joan Jett has money
Boon_33: most important decision in the game
 ButterBall000: Twenty and give back the change
 dumbo3k: even in the 80's, that ain't gonna fix shit
Boon_33: 10$ is 10$
 Fuzzra: *sweats like a freak* *still has the option of being casual*
 thesimbiote: Executive producer
 saucemaster5000: offer her the camera!
 therepoman__: According to an inflation calculator, $10 in 1980 is like $38 now
 thesimbiote: Not the cool van
 Strebenherz: WOW
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 dumbo3k: HAHAHA
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben with the soul read
  Sarah_Serinde: 
wildpeaks: 
 spethycakes: called that shot
 Makrosian_Tay: 
Boon_33: @dumbo3k oh, you must have not experienced radio shack back when.
 Makoforte: hahahaahahah
 feet2big: yes
ghyllnox: 
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 SurfDownstage:  
  SmithKurosaki: The called shot
 RTwo28: Clip it!
n3ther: wow Ben is just Jaime
 BluTGI: Ben = Jaime Confirmed
 SkylerRingtail: We've found Ben's character
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm laughing so hard
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 BluTGI: CONFIRMED
 Fuzzra: @dumbo3k Yeah, lenses were not cheap.
 schordash: 
 JKBalch: Called shot
novrdd: Ben IS Jamie
Orxolon: ok,Jaimie was meant to be played by Ben
 Makoforte: like this is such a real genuine fair offer?
silenceaux: If it's all of them then when are you going to shoot the film
 Makoforte: like it's not great
 Makoforte: but
ghyllnox: She might have said no
 SymphonySolstice: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ToughAbstemiousKiwiWholeWheat-KtDSqR2YjmDM7lcb
lochnessseammonster: 
ghyllnox: If you'd asked for more
 saucemaster5000: "sorry, this camera's gonna set you back 11 whackers"
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/GiftedPleasantNewtItsBoshyTime-h11ztEv2z1l8_4mp
 Rhynerd: i love how at first folks thought Jaimie was gonna be the jerk but instead he’s just Ben.
 Makoforte: this house is already depicted as hyper sexist
 therepoman__: Holy shit, $20 in 1980 is like $76 today, what the fuck
 Thefluffiestguineapig: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DeafFreezingJalapenoOneHand-POAddG3Uro-xSC9v
 Makoforte: dgjn;kjfsngs;jkgn
 BluTGI: The Period. WORST. Period.
 Makoforte: chris why do you suck so bad
Boon_33: radio shack in the 80's and 90's had incompetently good deals on parts. they had inventory problems.
 matthaus_c: this new antique shop that just opened
Orxolon: hhahahaha
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Get me a sunset sasparilla
 Fuzzra: @therepoman__ Bet you wish wages had scaled the same way . . .
twistedsylvan: is that the fucking Devil shop from that Stephen King book?
 BrowneePointz: my only gripe so far is I wish the animation was a bit better on the eye tracking
 DrLigmaPhD: I love how these games waste no time getting every trope in right away
  Pharmacistjudge: Gentlemen?
 dumbo3k: oh man, yeah, they are gonna get some mystical lens that summons the entity
Boon_33: @Fuzzra and my dad mowed lawns for only 10$ an hour... in 1965
  Pharmacistjudge: Don't you have a drug store in Victoria that has a very good electronics department?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Cookieville????
 saucemaster5000: Those kids know how to package
 Darleysam: but.... that Curiosity Shoppe burned down 80 years ago!
  Pharmacistjudge: London Drugs could 100% fix that camera.
 BrowneePointz: are those thin mints? those look dark enough to be thin mints and no brown for samoas
 rosesmcgee: Cookieville Minimum Security Orphanarium
voren_chalco: Is the frogurt also cursed?
ButButTheJesus: Frank Stone 2: The Cookie Mill
twistedsylvan: NOOOOOOOOOOOPE
 dumbo3k: Damn, Lieber got old
 PawssumFable: what
  SmithKurosaki: Hi Kathy Bates
Patorik: That is the fakest old lady voice
PhanTom_lt: "Just one small favour from each of you"
 PawssumFable: Hello young woman voicing an old woman badly
Bearudite: this is some real fake old lady voice
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hot tip: explore the store before talking to the storekeeper
 Fuzzra: The sprinkles are also cursed.
PhanTom_lt: "and a small drop of blood"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: If you talk to her you lose the chance to explore
 therepoman__: @Boon_33 According to an inflation calculator, that's $100 today...
 BrowneePointz: very 25 year old trying a 70 year old voice lol
PhanTom_lt: are the streamers interested in collectibles?
 NotCainNorAbel: I want the camera to be $11
noSmokeFire: @BrowneePointz my sentiments exactly
  Pharmacistjudge: she's a RED
 MacbethSeemsSus: Communist!
 DrLigmaPhD: "Unopened Unlimited packs!?!"
Boon_33: so little product in the store, normally those places are hoarded up to atleast the fire code.
theambivalentagender: This looks like the appliance murder shop from brave little toaster
 rosesmcgee: Sure you can, they just had that oil shortage
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Bearudite: wait was that the huntress mask?
 saucemaster5000: how much for the skeleton???
 WiJohn: I saw a killer mask!
 niccus: this was before inflation so it's only warhammer 10K
 saucemaster5000: I need that "dead weight" sign
PhanTom_lt: i dunno, the details are kinda key
 Makrosian_Tay: ART
 matthaus_c: chair BDSM
 superdude097: Art piece
BrindleBoar: it's an art
wildpeaks: ah yes, the goldfish attention span summary
 therepoman__: birb
 BrowneePointz: The only thing Adam reads is his Opponents
 SymphonySolstice: BIRB
 MacbethSeemsSus: Hey russell
 dumbo3k: Russel Crow here
 matthaus_c: chair-bari
  Juliamon: I want that birb
noSmokeFire: it's russel!
 Darleysam: this is just any bric-a-brac shop
 thesimbiote: Fix chair?
Orxolon: go birds!
 DrLigmaPhD: For dancing on the ceiling time
Boon_33: the school will need to be atleast twice this size!
 PawssumFable: She's got ADHD and was fixing it, then something happened
ButButTheJesus: caw
 saucemaster5000: actually a wakizashi is a motorcycle
 therepoman__: 
skuzzo: Legion pin.
 Darleysam: banger movie
 BusTed: 🙂
 Makrosian_Tay: Bloodborne?
 PawssumFable: ew
theambivalentagender: You turn around and that baby and/or those mannequins are gonna have moved ill bet money on that
Orxolon: "tonight a comedian has died"
 ButterBall000: Oh it's a scythe!
voren_chalco: Why do games keep giving Ben control of objects?
 Kramburger: Oh good and normal
 thesimbiote: Made from genuine spine
 BrowneePointz: BING BONG!
twistedsylvan: so is this like a DbD prequel or something?
 BrowneePointz: he goes bing bong before he spooks you
 PawssumFable: I miss weird antique shops
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Isn't Bing Bong from Inside Out?
 Rhynerd: oh yeah, the skull and spine are supposed to be the remains of his boss, right?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PawssumFable Same
 BrowneePointz: in the dbd universe @twistedsylvan
 dumbo3k: it's the Bell of Invisibility
 DrLigmaPhD: Because he's a forgotten imaginary friend?
 Fuzzra: @therepoman__ Those are squirmy things. The consumer price indices used change a lot and they're prone to being cooked to show economic prosperity in ways that minimise what happens at the basic end of food and shelter.
 Darleysam: you have to shout "HEY EVERYONE, I'M GOING INVISIBLE NOW"
 BrowneePointz: I mean, part of the thing Adam, is it’s also trying to lean into the camp
Boon_33: gotta scare them, the thing from dead by daylight demands it.
 PawssumFable: eBay and craigslist ruined them forever
twistedsylvan: @BrowneePointz okay cool, the boys were making too many connections to it for it all to just be shout outs lmao
 PawssumFable: You don't have to go anywhere to find weird old shit anymore
 thesimbiote: Chris doesn't seem to introspect much
  QuixoticScrivener: She has opinions about ART
 saucemaster5000: OUr movie is spooktacular
prince_infidel: Madi's dream hallway
 Kramburger: Classic D&D item, shoes that make you invisible, but squeak loudly with every step
 Rhynerd: exactly. they should be watching her creepfests.
 thatguysteve2709: Is that a TV set from dead by daylight
 matthaus_c: fishing rod reeling noises
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @thatguysteve2709 Yup, for Samira
 BluTGI: Thought they did a DBD Dr. Who edition
 Kramburger: Ben is suggestable
Orxolon: what's your fav killer Ben?
 BrowneePointz: love me who. it’s great, it sucks!
 BluTGI: that would be amazing to killl as a dalek
teejayrivers: Roll of filum
 DrLigmaPhD: Oh yay! The Sinister demon is here too!
Boon_33: if only they had a Dr who tie-in
 PawssumFable: Sigh. I need to catch up Dr Who, I hated the Chris Chibnall stuff
 Kramburger: Rellik is Killer backwards
 PawssumFable: So depressing, but I wanna watch what's happening now
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SullenGrossYakWutFace-oxcB3S_TXuIUGWbc
 BrowneePointz: I think Adam would enjoy dbd if yall got some decent lobbies
 thesimbiote: So Chris isn't a monsterfucker. Noted
  Pharmacistjudge: who needs bear trap?  You want Log trap assist
 protojman: yesss
PhanTom_lt: these things have a good description in the inventory menu
 DrLigmaPhD: Define monster
BrindleBoar: yeah but do you have a card in your wallet
 Kramburger: I'd spoon with bigfoot
 ButterBall000: Chris would monsterfucker for a price
crono3453: Yeah, because of the incident.
 hieroglyphica: It's my orientation tbh
 protojman: a skeleton in my closet and a monster in my bed
 spethycakes: what if WE are the monster?
 RealGamerCow: what in the Ready Player One is this shop
 thesimbiote: True, there's a pot for every lid
 matthaus_c: did you grow up on Looney Tunes? congrats, you're a furry
 PawssumFable: What's your monster, chat
 BrowneePointz: BIG BUFF LESBIAN MOMMY!?
 protojman: i mean under my bed. no wait i mean
 saucemaster5000: I'd hold hands with a chupacabra
 schordash: 
 Blip2004: Is this a Cabin in the Woods choose your death thing?
Boon_33: have you heard of memes kids?
 niccus: getting pandered to feels so good though
 JKBalch: Ah, cool. Bioshock mask
ButButTheJesus: bumnmnuy
Orxolon: remember,remember!?
 BrowneePointz: Adam would get a crush on the huntress immediately
 DrLigmaPhD: No Unknown? Shame
drizztnailo: we need nick cage to show up
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, I don't think they got the licenses
 Fuzzra: That is not a cute bunny. That is a monster bunny from a Venetian nightmare.
ghyllnox: Long ago we absorbed other human-precursor species, so really we're all half-elves
drizztnailo: THATS WHAT IM SAYIN
 Makrosian_Tay: Nickie Cage!
Boon_33: not the bees!
 Darleysam: where's Goku and John WIck?
 dumbo3k: That skeleton hanging in the window, that was Nick Cage
Boon_33: 8/10 not enough Goku
 itsr67: god
 therepoman__: Fucking craig
ButButTheJesus: "you got lights, you got cameras, bitchin' technology!"
drizztnailo: im too slow, ill nevber be able to work in this town again
 Tangsm: OH NO
 itira: ahhhhh
 therepoman__: AAAAAA
 Makrosian_Tay: 
teejayrivers: AAAAA
 matthaus_c: AHHHHH
 Kentosaurus: Linda Blair!
 itsr67: LMFAOOO
Orxolon: aaaaaaggggggggg
  Juliamon: OH NO
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NOOOOOOOO
 schordash: 
 dumbo3k: ahhhh
wildpeaks: ohno
Boon_33: the HORROR
 Strebenherz: OH NO
 niccus: congratulations!
BrindleBoar: nice
 PawssumFable: AAAAAAA
 superdude097: 
 Makrosian_Tay:  
SmoreThanAFeelin: 
wildpeaks: mistakes were made
 MrSarkhan: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: 
 Makrosian_Tay: TOUCHDOWN
 GhostValv: 
 magical_writer: Got there
 RTwo28: The horror!
ButButTheJesus: AAAAAAAAAA
 itira: dear god
 ButterBall000: Watch & Nope!
 Rhynerd: the true horror
 empyreon:   
 JKBalch: Ahhhh
 tidehollowcat: JESUS
 Makrosian_Tay: 
 hackingducks: whoopsie
twistedsylvan: SCARIEST THING ALL NIGHT
Orxolon: ooohh nooooooo
Boon_33: our poor bones
lochnessseammonster: 
 Nigouki: please keep twisting
 thatguysteve2709: True horror
 TherapyforNarwhals: CHRIS HELP
 schordash: loooooool
frank_the_great:   
BrindleBoar: twimst
 spethycakes: 
 thesimbiote: Halp
 TehAmelie: you got Erorcisted
 Darleysam: GOTY
teejayrivers: CHRIS YOU HAVE BIGGER PROBLEMS THAN THE MILL!
  SmithKurosaki: 
 dumbo3k: oh go, I can't stop laughing
 JKBalch: Uzamaki
ButButTheJesus: HELLO HIGHLIGHTS
 7gorobei: just making it worse
  Juliamon: I'm dyin
 varmintx0: amazing
 niccus: how is this the first time we got this through all the dark anthology
 schordash: foreshadowing✨
 JoeLowe2: I can't quite put my finger on it, but something seemed wrong
wildpeaks: plot twist
 thesimbiote: Oh god 
 BlueFingers5: just had to crack her back
 protojman: terrifying but i can't look away
 TehAmelie: Exorcisted
 therepoman__: She's so fuckin dark and twisted man
 itsr67: excorcised
Boon_33: that was.... rough
Orxolon: there could be some benefits from that
n3ther: just had a really bad neck cramp
 Tangsm: This is very Death Becomes Her
ghyllnox: She had an ANIMATION FOR THAT
 itira: LOL this looks like death becomes her
 lamina5432: was that on purpose?
 CataclysmicReverb: SHE SAID AMOGUS?!
 Makrosian_Tay: I love this shit 
ButButTheJesus: I need an old priest and a young priest
 matthaus_c: that was incredible
Boon_33: necks how do they work?
 Fuzzra: @Tangsm LOL
 thatguysteve2709: Why did she seem to know she was twisted and put herself back that was the most unsettling part
 itira: @Tangsm i just watched this last night!
 dumbo3k: oh god, my lungs hurt so much from that laughing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Boon_33 Badly apparently
 InconsiderateHat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ElatedBadOwlVoHiYo-fk6iCyecWC6f8bQs
 saucemaster5000: because it doesn't shave
 BrowneePointz: but yea I’d bet 10 bucks in a heartbeat that Adam would think The Huntress is hot
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HardResourcefulWatercressLeeroyJenkins-_BpwZ_CYo_GvLUZt
Boon_33: @Thefluffiestguineapig the neck code was a stretch goal
Bearudite: oliver tyndal lookinass
 empyreon: @itira "I can see right through you!"
twistedsylvan: honestly, knowing that this is in the DbD universe makes all of the cheese so much more tolerable
Orxolon: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/LivelyPatientCheetahOSsloth-FcOOjOwsDrVmvptD
 PawssumFable: Damn, everyone's faster than me
theambivalentagender: https://clips.twitch.tv/ExquisiteArtsyHamsterJebaited-0JcRHBKDVq1LiFRi
 PawssumFable: If that shit ISN'T on highlights
 DrLigmaPhD: On the round white table?
 squ3e: Are we supposed t0 do smething with all the things we fondle
 therepoman__: 
frank_the_great: 
 Darleysam: I hope the drugstore also has a bunch of DbD references in it
Orxolon: don't turn around that fast,remember what happened last time XD
 thesimbiote: Did you find the collectible?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I think this is before Warhammer got started
 BrowneePointz: depending on what year in the 80s this is set it might not have been created yet
 Makoforte: they're clearly d7d minis then
theambivalentagender: @browneepointz you're telling me there once was a world without Warhammer? 
 NotCainNorAbel: $11
 DrLigmaPhD: Why is she presenting it like that?
teejayrivers: A vintage mini-chainsaw
Boon_33: oofa the bones in animation
 mrjujubeans: super 8 yo
 Makrosian_Tay: This, honestly, might be the corniest, most stock "old lady" voice I've ever heard
patrick_stonecrusher: I think there was something on the other side of the shelf from the huntress mask
 gualdhar: wow Chris is a douche
frank_the_great: Chris, the negotiator
  Juliamon: what do you mean pretty old, it looks newer than YOURS
Boon_33: we won't pay more than 4$
 Makoforte: uh oh
 RealGamerCow: "Your Soul"
 JKBalch: Be honest
teejayrivers: negative 10 bucks! 
 Fuzzra: My grandparents had one like that. It was lost at around the time they were sucked into the shadow realm.
ghyllnox: Everything here is old Chris
frank_the_great: I'm glad it's not a lie, lol
 JKBalch: Gavlin wheel, Gavlin deal
 thesimbiote: She's haggling like a dweeb
twistedsylvan: also, you KNOW this is a special cursed camera, right?
 niccus: now you're double cursed
 Darleysam: her glasses are round her neck...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Double cursed
drcthulu: one curse mirror
 WiJohn: Eeevil
drcthulu: free
 squ3e: 3 butter scotch candies!
YeomanAres: That shopkeeper send like it's one of the actresses aged up
Boon_33: I'll throw in this cursed relic.
 BluTGI: Great for 1980s parties
twistedsylvan: lens cap?
 thesimbiote: Lens
 Tangsm: It's a lens cap.
 TehAmelie: valuable? why is it $10 then?
 Makoforte: oh this is what we call haggling
 Fuzzra: Ooh, evil filters are really expensive.
 Makrosian_Tay: A cursed relic for my R E L I Q U A R Y
 BluTGI:   
  Sarah_Serinde: You're in a horror story, you need all the luck you can get 
 DrLigmaPhD: In what way is that "polite"?
Orxolon: grab anything you find and call it a luck charm,deal!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie Because this is the early 1980's
 squ3e: he stole ssomoething 100%
Bearudite: fools
 hackingducks: it's 19 *mumble mumble*, ten bucks goes a long way.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: He took the film out already
 PhorrestGaze: we're dumb
 saucemaster5000: SHe was checking the booty
TomatoKigu: …wait hold up I'm pretty sure I have that exact model camera…
 raulghoulia: you took out the sd card
 thesimbiote: They took out the film
Orxolon: why DID we leave the old camera?
teejayrivers: 80's 
 BluTGI: It was a golden age.
 Makoforte: assume they got the film out already
  Sarah_Serinde: I hate to break it to you but this is 44 years ago
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup!
frank_the_great: Emergency sock quarter!
BrindleBoar: we got inflated on before we were even born, Adam
Boon_33: 25c and it's not even in a bag
 JoeLowe2: She's going to pay for it with foot money?
 Fuzzra: Never go to any shop that's been lifted from a King novel.
 BrowneePointz: CAPITALISM!
 matthaus_c: milkies too expensive 
 Darleysam: @Sarah_Serinde no
drcthulu: warhammer has always been too expensive
 NotCainNorAbel: Milk is still a quarter, just a quarter of my salary
teejayrivers: "Here you go, one stinky quarter for your finest jug of milk"
  Sarah_Serinde: @Darleysam I'm so sorry
Orxolon: according to google:A half-gallon of milk cost $1.09 circa 1985,
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You know what would help? Forcing billionaires to have a cap on their personal wealth and redistribute it
 Makrosian_Tay: Looney Ox?
twistedsylvan: @Fuzzra okay I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking it lol, what was the shop in the book called?
 hackingducks: i mean, at least it's not eggs. a carton of eggs will bankrupt you today.
Boon_33: a tub of something that might be protien? sure.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No brand SALT
voren_chalco: Ah, Adam, at last you're becoming a crafty consumer
EvilBadman: Cows keep raising their minimum wage, the milk cost keeps going up
 PawssumFable: That's a family can
teejayrivers: So much haddock
 Robot_Bones: FRESH HADDHOCK!
 dumbo3k: They had a lot of kids back then
 ButterBall000: shrinkflation
 JKBalch: Famliy and Friend size soup
 LaconicLad: I grew up in the 70s. I was uncomfortable walking around with $20. It seemed like too much for a kid to have.
drcthulu: LuL
 DrLigmaPhD: No fake product will touch Peans IMO
Boon_33: art
 thesimbiote: 
teejayrivers: You're STEALING!? D:
 TehAmelie: a waterlogged croc
 PawssumFable: My parents filled up their cars gas with $20 in the 90's
 Fuzzra: @twistedsylvan I was thinking of Needful Things but that's not the only one he's written like that.
 BrowneePointz: It kind of looks like a ballet slipper
 matthaus_c: he meant twitch chatter Milk
 saucemaster5000: that's the last straw -- you're going to military academy
theambivalentagender: https://clips.twitch.tv/CrazyAmericanSardineAllenHuhu-bmpQtP78SbjqidTX
Boon_33: this is not what ben trained for
  Sarah_Serinde: Really disappointed that Milk doesn't appear to be here right now
drcthulu: it's ok if he brings back some magic beans
 ohjanji: this is just the stream now
  SmithKurosaki: @Sarah_Serinde too busy being bagged 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 thesimbiote: Now you'll need to break into the haunted dairy to milk a ghost cow or your mom will kill you
 Makoforte: so adam vs space invaders bonus stream when
twistedsylvan: @Fuzzra tbh I also thought of Needful Things, but I couldn't remember if that was the real one or the Rick and Morty parody lol
 ButterBall000: And a whole large pizza
 matthaus_c: how many projectiles could Space Invaders actually have on screen at once
 saucemaster5000: ain't no UFO50
 Makoforte: i mean it is
 Makrosian_Tay: I would rather do Galaga any day over Space Invaders
teejayrivers: LET'S GOOO
 Makoforte: but you talked a big game
 couchboyj: Gonna have your brother kill the last guy for ya Ben?
 DrLigmaPhD: This will be the remaindder of the stream
Orxolon: hahahahaha
SmoreThanAFeelin: soo gooood
 mrjujubeans: galaga 88 is da best
 Fuzzra: @twistedsylvan Heh
teejayrivers: "I know that monkey! His name is Donkey!"
lochnessseammonster: here for it
 couchboyj: Amy, comfort the widow Pac Man
 Larkonus: Fun fact: Enemy ships sped up not because it was intended as a difficulty element, but because less enemies freed up processor cycles so it was able to handle it faster.
ButButTheJesus: what is that from?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is like the sharpshooting game in RE4
 BrowneePointz: futurama
voren_chalco: Monkeys aren't donkeys. Stop messing wioth my head!
drcthulu: look as I shoot up through my own defences
Orxolon: now i wanna watch that episode,where's Futurama at?anybody knows?
 Makoforte: new to being awake early enough for the stream, but only cause of daylight savings
 BluTGI: And this is how they padded the game play time.
Boon_33: horror game space invaders for anti-hope
 itsr67: dogsht* *unless its ufo 50
 BluTGI: Smart move developers
 Darleysam: where's the meta progression?
 itira: damn
 Tangsm: So what part of Dead by Daylight is this?
 Fuzzra: @Larkonus Ah, the old days!
 TherapyforNarwhals: Surely theres a steam achievement somewhere
 BrowneePointz: it has a revival that fees a bit out of date @orxolon
 NotCainNorAbel: 
 saucemaster5000: if you lose let's nope is getting the axe
lochnessseammonster: 
 Makrosian_Tay: "And now, I'm going to use my secret technique, and blast through the CENTER of the shield where they'll least expect it!"
 TehAmelie: 
Boon_33: he's popping off!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wouldn't the axe be helpful in this game?
 hackingducks: her friends must be furious.
drizztnailo: THEY GOT THE AXE
drcthulu: no pressure
 MacbethSeemsSus: I wonder if this is legally distinct enough for the ghost of Atari to not sue.
Boon_33: game over
 PawssumFable: 80's games were easy he says, go play Dragon's Lair and get back to me
Orxolon: @BrowneePointz what?didn't know
Boon_33: man
 Makrosian_Tay: How was that Fear, or a Trap?
teejayrivers: L + ratio + get invaded + earth is doomed
 TehAmelie: that game lasted a long time
 BrowneePointz: No, that’s what they did with the MMO Ben
 BluTGI: Chris, you have a boyfriend.
 Makrosian_Tay: Robert's got a GREAT voice. I'm swooning here!
 BluTGI: You are the worst Chris
Orxolon: if there's a God,i thought Adam was atheist
teejayrivers: 
 Kramburger: Robert can get it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes, bookworms are real
 Makoforte: oh robert is hot
 BluTGI: She couldn't find the milk?!?!?
 MacbethSeemsSus: wait, she didn't check the cooler.
  Sarah_Serinde: Who'da thought
 matthaus_c: no god
 Tangsm: She doesn't know where the milk is because she can't read.
 Kramburger: Is she trying to flirt, or is she stupid?
 BusTed: cowards
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No god
 Makoforte: good voice, good look
voren_chalco: @BluTGI She got distracted by aliens
 dumbo3k: @MacbethSeemsSus it was glowy, but Ben didn't interact with it
 thesimbiote: Ewww, it's all sweaty
Orxolon: in the shoe!?
drcthulu: what a handsome shirt
 Kentosaurus: he's dressed like waldo
 TehAmelie: hmm movies was the first artistic medium immune to being eaten by bugs
 Makoforte: chris is clearly into robert as well, huh
 matthaus_c: he looks like Thing No. 1
 BluTGI: That coin smelled amazing.
drizztnailo: worst part of inflation is i cant really pay for stuff in coins, coins are so much cooler
 saucemaster5000: god said "LMAO"
 hackingducks: @Orxolon where do you keep your emergency shoe quarter?
 BrowneePointz: What was with that facial animation?
 BluTGI: Chris. You have a boyfriend.
Boon_33: @BrowneePointz sock
 TehAmelie: nitrate film would be more prone to self destructing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ma'am
 Makoforte: oh no
 ohjanji: 
 Makoforte: she just sucks
patrick_stonecrusher: SHE NEED SOME MYLK
Orxolon: @hackingducks you're right,my bad
teejayrivers: "He's right behind me isn't he?"
 Strebenherz: A+
ButButTheJesus: yeesh
 BluTGI: Dad senses tingling.
Boon_33: @BrowneePointz oops, sry
Orxolon: ok
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Same face capture
 DrLigmaPhD: "And I'm the dad-cop in this horror film"
drcthulu: that's some quality acting
 dumbo3k: Sam got affected by the weird Entity Energies
 Fuzzra: @Orxolon I have to admit, I've been in situations where I've shifted some of my cash to my shoe. Wouldn't recommend finding the need.
 Kramburger: Taylor Tomlinson had a story from someone in their audience who came out to their dad, only for their dad to tell them about the bisexual poly relationship he an their mother were in back in the day
 thesimbiote: Same actor, I believe? Several of the characters share actors
 BrowneePointz: yeah, I think it’s mostly just the eyes throwing me. the mouth animation is very good but the eyes really aren’t animated
Boon_33: so if it's the 80's where did she get the fallout sweater?
silenceaux: if every place has its demons then why can't we shoot the film there
drcthulu: milk in bags?
 Kramburger: Milk in bags? HISSSSSS
 saucemaster5000: Robert needs to go stand in a lively crowd and see if we find them
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Milk in sock leads to soggy shoe?
 dumbo3k: There is Bagged Milk, why not Sock Milk?
 PawssumFable: Cookies
prince_infidel: Break?
Boon_33: she didn't have to spend an extra 25c for a bag
wildpeaks: maybe the mirror makes a difference, we might find it later
 PawssumFable: What is a sock if not a bag
 matthaus_c: sock milk is unbelievably cursed
 PawssumFable: A bag for your foots
 Makrosian_Tay: "He also let me build his skill tree"
 saucemaster5000: @matthaus_c would you prefer merkin milk?
 itira: when did that happen 
drcthulu: time blindness is an adhd trait
 Kramburger: Classic Let's nope
ButButTheJesus: tha fuk
 ButterBall000: This game's a banger
 Fuzzra: @twistedsylvan Yup, she's straight up lifted from that book.
 matthaus_c: @saucemaster5000 yes. used, preferably.
 PhorrestGaze: some time spend quashing democracy
lochnessseammonster: yep
  Sarah_Serinde: Suffering makes it harder to art
silenceaux: simply do not suffer
 MacbethSeemsSus: *hits forehead*
 Larkonus: Shit, all my life's ails have been cured! Thanks Adam!
 PawssumFable: Suffering is only necessary for empathy.
wildpeaks: "have you tried not suffering ? it's great"
 BluTGI: Are you suffering? Stop it.
teejayrivers: I would simply not suffer for my art #BuiltDifferent
 ohjanji: 2024?? that's the year that this year is!!
Bearudite: got real silent
 Kentosaurus: wait did augustine just say she gave them the camera? is she the old shopkeeper?
drcthulu: they got eyes, the house on the hill
 saucemaster5000: We gotta suffer through lieber's monologues apparently
 dumbo3k: Were they just watching her Nap? wtf
prince_infidel: House on the Hill has Eyes
RedArrogantKnight: I've been going for the "all suffering, no art" strat
 hackingducks: life is suffering, so... maybe don't stop suffering.
 PawssumFable: You have to suffer a LITTLE bit, so that you feel bad when you see other people feel bad.
 matthaus_c: she's so David Lynch coded
 spethycakes: oh no, she's a cat-therapist
 Makrosian_Tay: It's been 5 seconds and I'm already done with Stan
 dumbo3k: went to her RELIQUARY
Boon_33: these walls are made for watching, and that's just what they'll do
 matthaus_c: wouldn't you
 BluTGI: She's watching the films and eating popcorn
 BusTed: Sometimes you need a nap
 spethycakes: relegated to the reliquery
 PhorrestGaze: she has sleeping problems
 TehAmelie: long elephant? that's a new one
 notthepenguins: She was TIRED ben
lochnessseammonster: big chillin
 thesimbiote: Hey, with narcolepsy, you wouldn't believe where I've fallen asleep before
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Maddie may be exhausted
 matthaus_c: it's only polite
 brainbosh: Jet lag is super real
 saucemaster5000: at least get in their bed
 NotCainNorAbel: She said may myself at HOME!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "Audacity"
 PawssumFable: Narcolepsy
frank_the_great: She's napmaxing, a napper grindset
 BluTGI: No Naps, No Life.
ButButTheJesus: but what if we normalize casual nap time
 hieroglyphica: I gotta say, back in the b vitamin deficiency days yes I would absolutely do that. I fell asleep on a stool in an ER once
 ButterBall000: We did abandon her on the side of the road
 matthaus_c: sigma napper
 thesimbiote: I've fallen asleep in public before. Narcolepsy is awful
 PawssumFable: Even if we normalize casual naps, I would still fall asleep for at least 4 hours
 itira: 
 PhorrestGaze: you can't make me
lochnessseammonster: 
 Mollylele: sorry i was napping
 spethycakes: would you like us if we weren't weird?
BrindleBoar: I've never paid attention my life
Boon_33: naps are the leading killer of free time
XerinRosewood: What game is this?
 itira: 
 saucemaster5000: get your head in the game!
ButButTheJesus: can confirm, am sick
 BluTGI: Isn't Adam on record as being Anti-Nap?
lochnessseammonster: i'm always loched in
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Boon_33 Not stress?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Holding back?????
 Darleysam: "it's not on my IMDB page"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You met each other 10 minutes before
crono3453: I tried to pay attention, but someone's body decided to do a 360 Kickflip while talking to her boyfriend
 Makrosian_Tay: Stan...just...why are you?
 Tangsm: All of the conversations in this room are so awkward. Like nobody had the same script.
PhanTom_lt: and how did you get it
 saucemaster5000: wait we have pie?
 squ3e: yummy
voren_chalco: Is that collectors of cursed films, or film collectors who are cursed?
PhanTom_lt: how does he know
 PawssumFable: Everyone's hair is good
 PawssumFable: Even if the texturing is weird
Boon_33: @Thefluffiestguineapig consult a physician to see if naps are for you.
 TehAmelie: "can we just get the inevitable murder mystery started? i nominate Stan for the victim"
patrick_stonecrusher: Fuggin Stu Stupot needs to zipit
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Bro, take your entire self and yeet yourself into the sun
twistedsylvan: NOT THE ROCKETSHIP
ghyllnox: Linda: It's pretty cursed
 matthaus_c: "I prefer not to dwell on the past" is such an awful non-answer!
 saucemaster5000: "don't worry dad, we'll be dead in a few minutes" "NOT SOON ENOUGH!" ejects
 BluTGI: Stan. 2nd Worst.
 TehAmelie: yeah Augustine, don't you have Piratebay?
 Tangsm: Ew, Stan
 PawssumFable: Oh no
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ghyllnox By "it" I mean your entire self Stan
teejayrivers: shut up shut up shut up
 Larkonus: Can we just voluntarily send him into a trap?
 DrLigmaPhD: Kill him ASAP please
 PawssumFable: He's got pillow face
 MacbethSeemsSus: I picture Stan's VA spit-taking blood between takes reading this.
 itira: this guy i swear to god. i am so uncomfortable D:
 dumbo3k: I thought the first rule of business was to get a "Small Loan" of 1 million dollars from my parents
KeytarCat: Looksie?  I woulda spelled it Look-see
 Strebenherz: always nice to know which person you're rooting to get murderated first
 itsr67: blue 42 hike hike
 BluTGI: Stew > Stan.
 NotCainNorAbel: I'm willing to turn into the killer to remove Stan
 PawssumFable: Stan how many fillers you get over time?
drcthulu: Disco Stu
teejayrivers: Stu W. Piddington III
theambivalentagender: Why does every word out of this guy's mouth make me want to slap him
frank_the_great: Frank stays winning
 Makrosian_Tay: I'm calling it now, Stan has been Big'd. He's gotta be like 11 or something
 BluTGI: Food > Stan
 PawssumFable: Stop before you end up like Madonna
 saucemaster5000: But when we gonna get a stew going?
 raulghoulia: I was saying Stu-art
 Kramburger: Stu Pickles is a real one
drcthulu: the secret is in the sauce
TomatoKigu: The Stew is made out of people???
ghyllnox: @theambivalentagender So you're happy when he dies
 kimmibeans: just got back from walking the dog. What nonsense is Stan doing now?
  Sarah_Serinde: @theambivalentagender strong character design?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat But you're a human and not a conglomeration of all that's bad about conspiracy and crypto bros
 BluTGI: @kimmibeans Existing.
 BluTGI: And he's the 2nd worst at it.
 TehAmelie: Stewart is a great man's name, Stuart, i dunno
 kimmibeans: @BluTGI Fair
 Makrosian_Tay: Actually an 11-year-old
teejayrivers: Dark Souls ass room
Boon_33: off to her.... suppositorium
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's accurate Linda
 thesimbiote: Just a quaint little tower
 PawssumFable: She said reliquary and he's surprised at this?
 saucemaster5000: when do we get in the doom buggies and the room stretches?
 DrLigmaPhD: My scouting skillz
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PawssumFable If he knows what a "reliquary" is I would be shocked
 Kentosaurus: Stan Huffs
 Kentosaurus: got his name
Boon_33: nice turtleneck
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Bro I know that from seeing her once
 PawssumFable: @Thefluffiestguineapig That's fair, he only knows words from hustle books
 Kramburger: #Plug
 TehAmelie: nice smooth plug
 Aceviru: Nice
drcthulu: you don't fuck with trains
 matthaus_c: everyone's a little bit of a trainfucker
 Aceviru: Smooth
 Strebenherz: choo chooussy?
  Pharmacistjudge: who doesn't  with trains?
 circusofkirkus: good plug bois
 7gorobei: caboose chan
crono3453: Every time that comes on i want to tune in, but also have that game sitting on my shelf. Waiting.
ButButTheJesus: I'm caboose-curious
 FlyboyZeb: Welcome to the highlight reel lol
 itira: 
 e_bloc: please god put that on the highlight reel
 Makrosian_Tay: @Strebenherz No! Bad!
Boon_33: clip it?
 thatguysteve2709: I am so sorry that was such a long bit
 thesimbiote: Trains are sexy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PawssumFable Hey, also those seduction books (I'm blanking on the name)
 spethycakes: dark...pictures, even?
 PawssumFable: @Thefluffiestguineapig "Game"
 NotCainNorAbel: Not jsut dark blue, but black
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Stan, go fuck yourself
PhanTom_lt: does anyone still have the clip where Chris' neck got twisted open?
ButButTheJesus: mmm torky
 matthaus_c: tbf chain napping is tempting af
 Lithobraker: Rack towards the future
Orxolon: we will cover more ground that way
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Maddie's sarcasm is great
Boon_33: cool pants
theambivalentagender: https://clips.twitch.tv/ApatheticJazzyTapirDatBoi-M-6FCbZPOxO1CqhW
 BrowneePointz: did he say eye-talian?
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 thesimbiote: I once fell asleep while standing backstage waiting for my cue to enter
 Aceviru: eye-talian
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And Stan's reaction is so awful
 Makrosian_Tay: Is that a portrait of JK Simmons in his famous role as J Jonah Jamison
 TehAmelie: Stanford "Stan" Stanford, so full of himself he's named after himself
 Larkonus: Can we PLEASE kill him
drcthulu: too many guys
 itsr67: 
 NotCainNorAbel: stab stan
 Nigouki: can we just get a candlestick and wack this guy?
 TherapyforNarwhals: They make him so hateable
Boon_33: please tell us more
crono3453: Is there some stairs to push stan down?
novrdd: 
 PawssumFable: Stan, just TAKE THE COMPLIMENT
BrindleBoar: someone has gotta kill this guy
 dumbo3k: wait, he said Eye-talian, but then he also said Eh-talian
Orxolon: TL/DR
 PawssumFable: "Thanks!"
 matthaus_c: this dialogue is pretty fucking funny tho 
 BluTGI: Stan's lines make me want to take a madi-nap
 PawssumFable: That's all
twistedsylvan: this game is going to make me into a serial killer
 empyreon: "I was talking to her..."
lochnessseammonster: this is painful 
  Sarah_Serinde: gasp
ButButTheJesus: HALP
ghyllnox: Cluuuuub edition
 saucemaster5000: Stan is a walking 5-hour energy shot
 therepoman__: Nah Stan is hilarious
 niccus: next week can we have a prediction for who gets to be responsible for his death
 DrLigmaPhD: Shoutout to the VA for making the most hateable man of all time
 ohjanji: the SHADE though
 e_bloc: hol-y shit
Orxolon: stahp
 BluTGI: Stan killed a guy for that belt.
TomatoKigu: That guy's got the most punchable personality
 matthaus_c: he does have really nice pants tbh
 tehfewl: can we kill stan?
 Makrosian_Tay: This is what Adam was BORN for!
 Kramburger: I love that he actually thinks it's embarassing
Boon_33: Killing that man is a imperative
frank_the_great: Stan's winning me over a lil ngl
 wiganlass: Adam please arrange Stan to have the most painful of deaths
 ButterBall000: This game has driven Ben to kill
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Take his turtleneck and strangle him
 Lithobraker: Is there a kill this guy-guy?
twistedsylvan: @DrLigmaPhD for real, the performance is perfect
 BrowneePointz: lemonade!?
 spethycakes: what if keeping Stan alive is the only thing that lets everyone else live? 
ghyllnox: Mike gets hard from lemonade
 Twilight_Spark: Is this a bonsai?
 Kramburger: Even Mike's lemoade is hard
 Larkonus: "And now, you must choose which one of you will die here, for if you don't..." *Everyone shoves Stan in*
Orxolon: worst part is he is the type of characters writers keep alive the longest possible
 Darleysam: I'm on Team Stan
 thesimbiote: Cursed angle
 PawssumFable: @spethycakes If Adam's in control, then it means everyone dies.
 BrowneePointz: Stamn Staniel!
BrindleBoar: STANIEL
 Makrosian_Tay: @Darleysam Why would you say something so foolish yet so brave?
Boon_33: a very special hell... for those that speak during theatre
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Stanathon
 wiganlass: ok Ben please also try to arrange Stan to have the most painful of deaths
 Kramburger: Stanthony
 TehAmelie: Stanward
 couchboyj: Staniel Stay Stewus
 BluTGI: Stamithy
 Darleysam: @Makrosian_Tay they hate me,because I speak the truth
 Makrosian_Tay: Woo! I made the refernce first 
Orxolon: The term stan originated from a combination of the words "stalker" and "fan", but has since evolved to become a positive term for fans who are highly engaged and supportive of their favorite celebrities.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's an incredible sneer
Patorik: Cave Johnson
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YEAH
 thesimbiote: Ewwwww
Boon_33: and yet her hair is AMAZING
 Kramburger: OOOOOOH
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's the most English name ever
 empyreon: my face every time I have to listen to Stan
 BrowneePointz: Archie still exists
Patorik: Archie
 matthaus_c: Stan for short
drizztnailo: that is not a real name no shot
 PawssumFable: Archie now
 ButterBall000: Kinda looks like Peter Cushing and Lovecraft merged
 Kentosaurus: that name was used earlier
 Kramburger: Achibald MacMillan is a book publishing house
theambivalentagender: https://clips.twitch.tv/UglyHyperStarlingVoteYea-2dGF3ih0AvgKs5bS
 kimmibeans: Watch, we later see a video of Sam making a beautiful speech on the nature of life and death, viewed after his death
Boon_33: look at that hair, it's a cosplay nightmare
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @empyreon For real tho
 matthaus_c: Archibald is a cat name now
 saucemaster5000: did someone say my name?
drcthulu: Benjamin buttons
 BrowneePointz: It's Benjamin 9/10 times
 spethycakes: Benjathy
 ghizmou: or Bernard
 CataclysmicReverb: Benethy
silenceaux: Or Benson.
 Makrosian_Tay: 
 itira: hahaha Adam!
 BluTGI: Benjimithy
 PawssumFable: Nobody's Christopher
 korvys: Adamuel
 PawssumFable: We decided 3 syllables is too fuckin much
 Kramburger: Ben my mum's a midwife, I've heard some STORIES about kids names
 matthaus_c: goon cave 
 thesimbiote: Gotta sunscreen your hands, too
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Secret tunnel??
Orxolon: i know an Archer,i will ask them if they're an Archibold
 Kramburger: Secret game dev room
Boon_33: is this where the adam plot leads?
 thatguysteve2709: She was watching Madison nap
 superdude097: The Quarry had a room like this
ButButTheJesus: computadors!
 raulghoulia: This is the dog room in Silent Hill 2
 thatguysteve2709: All that good napping footage
Orxolon: you have a Castle guy?
 TehAmelie: i hope at some point there's been an Archduke Archibald Archer
 dumbo3k: oooh, showing off that Audio Engineering knowledge
Boon_33: no shortage of cameras here
 saucemaster5000: to keep it equal
 CataclysmicReverb: So she can remix the security footage
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Maybe she has a bunch of sound she plays?
 PawssumFable: Yes
 SkylerRingtail: Making a new movie
Orxolon: @TehAmelie hahahahah
 ohjanji: gotta balance those room tones
silenceaux: Okay but why hide this room instead of just locking it properly you clearly have the money and resources
TomatoKigu: Nah nah the EQ is to compensate for the reflections in the room, clearly.
 tehfewl: because the average person just see complicated video equipment
 Makrosian_Tay: She records the screams of your victims and turns it into a BNAGER MIX TAPE
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Aubergine????
 Kramburger: Can we bass bost the security videos?
Boon_33: gotta be able to isolate sounds
 MrSarkhan: 
 NotCainNorAbel: you want the cameras to all bring in the correct sounds, which is why it is in the christmas tree form
 thesimbiote: Augustine Lieber
 BrowneePointz: Aubergail Abergine. Pronounced just how you think @LoadingReadyRun
 Larkonus: She hired a security guy and gave him a blank check to get whatever he needed, and he went buck wild. That's my bet.
lochnessseammonster: same ben 
 BluTGI: Augustine.... Augus...AuguSTAN
 matthaus_c: Abigail Aubergine is going in my notebook
crono3453: Got a soundboard so she can pipe fart sounds and radio zoo sound effects into the place
 matthaus_c: that's ADHD baby
 TehAmelie: Augustine Aubergine, wearing benedictine gabardine
 PawssumFable: lol
Bearudite: benadeezer pappapleaser is a CLASSIC
 BluTGI: Abigail Aubergine isn't a Spiderman character?!?
 Darleysam: beefy jeefy
 BluTGI: Stan Lee All dAy
 PawssumFable: Gabardine
seeweda: looks like the design to iron man’s ark reactor
 PawssumFable: Bulbous Bouffant
 Makrosian_Tay: "Classic films? A woman of your talents?" - "It's an honest living"
 Astramentha: ADAM
 PawssumFable: ooo
 PawssumFable: Ooohh!
 saucemaster5000: oben wide kenobi
ButButTheJesus: only 2 meters wide
 ohjanji: he did disappear long before the saber hit him
 BluTGI: From a certain point of view. In the corner. While you're in the shower Luke.
 dumbo3k: What?
 BrowneePointz: That's nothing. He bullseye'd Womp Rats in his T-16 back home
crono3453: Are you frying chicken in here? It sounds like a million voices cried out at once
 Makrosian_Tay: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Can you pick it up?
 SymphonySolstice: large hadron collider type beat
ButButTheJesus: @BrowneePointz they're not much bigger than 2 meters!
 thesimbiote: Look, if you know, you know
silenceaux: Horologium?
lochnessseammonster: 
 notthepenguins: She's a time traveler obvs
 BrowneePointz: She's a hot lesbian grandma. She knows EVERYTHING
drcthulu: she's a knower
 Makrosian_Tay: Maybe The Entity taught her
 BluTGI: @BrowneePointz And yet they made her evil.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean Augustine already mentioned "changing our worlds" in the intro
wildpeaks: is she the 16th Doctor
 PawssumFable: It came to her after the wild mushroom soup dinner
 BlueFingers5: pan tilt
 thesimbiote: Look, look with your special eyes
 BrowneePointz: @BluTGI Gay folks CAN be evil
 Kentosaurus: enhance
 TehAmelie: magnify, then enhance, then magnify two more times
 Makrosian_Tay: Now lock them in!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We need to work in all the Adam misremembered named into the Subway-verse
 BluTGI: Cracker Jack Box
 dumbo3k: Chris
 PawssumFable: Is there a subwayverse lore wiki
 BluTGI: Martha?
 BrowneePointz: Aw-ber-zhail Ah-ber-gheen
 dumbo3k: oh Jaime's sister
 PawssumFable: Have you lovable nerds put that together yet
 therepoman__: Bonnies was gay!
 SymphonySolstice: lebsians...
 Tangsm: So Ben was half right about the photo, at least
 thesimbiote: Bonnie and Maddie have the same actor
 Thefluffiestguineapig: FUCK OFF STAN
frank_the_great: Both? Is still a silly question, given that the previous sentence was that one passed away
 itsr67: waow
  Juliamon: wow
 BusTed: good framing
BrindleBoar: Staniel shut up
 Strebenherz: STAN GO AWAY
 matthaus_c: THE CHEST PUMP
 magical_writer: That's rough
 30teracyte: he's so funny\
 Larkonus: I hate him. So much.
ButButTheJesus: waow
 matthaus_c: peak that's rough buddy
crono3453: Stan gonna dab to pay respects to the dead
 Saintnex: Stan eat a bag of dirt!
Blakemcm: i think he is actually written as autistic
 TehAmelie: Stan nobody invited you to this conversation
 Darleysam: you've gotta keep Stan alive
  Sarah_Serinde: Gotta insert himself into the meaningful connection that his idol is having with this random person
Orxolon: Bonnie is Joan Jett?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You didn't acknowledge her pain
 dumbo3k: because you didn't say "That sucks" to madi
 Makrosian_Tay: This guy was genetically engineered to be as hatable as possible
 BluTGI: This guy's name is Bruno Stanford III and he went with STAN.
 awildshen: what pocket did he just put that film into?
 thesimbiote: Really booked it
 ButterBall000: He's Chris's son. It's the only logical explanation
 Nigouki: i went to imdb to look who plays stan so hatably and he isn't even listed
 BluTGI: He could have been Bruno
 TehAmelie: also is his face perfectly symmetrical?
Orxolon: hahahaha
 therepoman__: Mishima wavedashing across the room
twistedsylvan: @Makrosian_Tay It's working, I'm typically a "save everybody" kind of guy but Staniel makes me want to feed him  a 12 gague
seeweda: yeah that guy really living up to the top knot.
ghyllnox: Chris would have a kid like this
 dumbo3k: Wait, how does Linda know it's missing a piece?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @twistedsylvan Just a 12 gauge? Let's get a hook and then deliberately camp so he goes back as soon as he frees himself
Boon_33: I worked in a high security office, we had controls for the movable HQ zoom camera to spot into tractor trailer cabs at the entry gate into our strategic site,  no creepy controls over cameras in the gym or production area. those were all straight to storage or blurred so you could only use them to spot someone unconscious on the ground.
 matthaus_c: haven't thought about chupa chups in a dog's age
 thesimbiote: The young actors are all newcomers. They made that choice for immersion, I guess? That's what I read
 BluTGI: That's what you stick your dick in
 Makrosian_Tay: IT's like Madi's cup
 Larkonus: What in the Resident Evil is this mansion?
ButButTheJesus: hoel
 Tangsm: "Haven't seen metal work that nice since my water glass this morning."
 TehAmelie: put your hands in the holes and the game suddenly morphs into Scorn
 Makrosian_Tay: Joaquine Phoenix ass looking mutherfucker
 thesimbiote: Books for the elderly
  Pharmacistjudge: 18 pt  font
 ButterBall000: Three paragraphs per page
 Darleysam: text on the right is smaller
twistedsylvan: @Thefluffiestguineapig I am unfamiliar with DbD strats, but this reads as BM for that game
UtilityPunk: Lol, imagine if they published an entire book in a game 
 matthaus_c: he's like that guy that releases 50 page books for $50 on amazon about the lands beyond the ice walls of earth
 saucemaster5000: why was there a picture of joaquin pheonix?
 Makrosian_Tay: Uhh
 Kentosaurus: is she talking to a ghost?
PhanTom_lt: and also Sam did not take credit for the ccapture
 TherapyforNarwhals: Eyo you good M?
ghyllnox: Her mom
 TehAmelie: you should have about 50 characters per line for readability. that book i think had 15
 Makrosian_Tay: @ghyllnox Which one?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @twistedsylvan Oh sorry, I don't play DbD, I was more making a joke about how hateable I find him
 saucemaster5000: yeah unlike those cupboard that open with an apple
 BluTGI: Throw stan out the window
crono3453: Can Stan be pushed out that window
 BluTGI: @crono3453 We can do this
 Lithobraker: Someone's getting pushed out of that window later
 Kentosaurus: ^
 DrLigmaPhD: Nana you don't have to be that close to the camera
 thesimbiote: Hey, Stan, check out this view. Get close to the ledge
Orxolon: Linda looks like Madam Rolanda Hooch
Boon_33: like you should know you were speaking loud.
 Twilight_Spark: Trauma backstory dump
 BluTGI: Hey Stan, I think someone's releasing a new cyrpto coin outside, come check it out at this window
frank_the_great: Sounds easier
 dumbo3k: Yeah, Bonnie is telling you to run the fuck away from this murder mansion
  Pharmacistjudge: she's guiding you.  "cut your hair"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: ADAM
 BluTGI: Linda was DTF
 ohjanji: who's kurt
 matthaus_c: hell yeah Adam
lochnessseammonster: it hurts 
Orxolon: backstory?nah
frank_the_great: 2% of players chose that
 spethycakes: @ohjanji who kurt them?
 saucemaster5000: more like back bore-y
 TherapyforNarwhals: Kilin the mood Adam
ButButTheJesus: 
 thesimbiote: Adam says no romo
Orxolon: you can kill the narrative
 DrLigmaPhD: Adam homophobic confirmed
drcthulu: gotta play the long game, killing them softly
Boon_33: hairtalk is all I want, they should be asking each other how they maintain such great hair.
 BrowneePointz: This during Pride Year?
  Pharmacistjudge: killing ben softly with Adam's song
EvilBadman: Yeah this is way better than letting us vote
 BluTGI: Push him!
 dumbo3k: quick push him out the window!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Pharmacistjudge Softly? seems really loud
 notthepenguins: omg what a quote
 ohjanji: a wild bitcoin appeared
 ButterBall000: push him
 Larkonus: Push! Him! Push! Him!
Boon_33: impossibly great hair, all around.
 hackingducks: zomg there's someone outside? everybody panic!
 itsr67: oooooooooo
 saucemaster5000: we got a thing!
 notthepenguins: bc you found the room maybe?
 30teracyte: extra dialogue for playing the game good
Orxolon: because you found information?
Orxolon: yeah,that i guess
 itsr67: actual gameplay in one of these is actually cool
 Makrosian_Tay: Stan with those weird, weird side-eyes
 Makrosian_Tay: God I hate this guy
 ohjanji: that's a MADE-UP WORD
Boon_33: no, for relics.
 BluTGI: It's where I keep the good porn
 Fuzzra: It's about time for Stan to be crushed by a rusty old steam hammer in the woods.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Which again, is a perfectly normal thing to tell people.
 thesimbiote: Typical rich lich
 TehAmelie: Stan looks like he wants to look like Travolta in Pulp Fiction. let's help him fulfill his character arc
Boon_33: salmon colored pants.
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
Orxolon: and what if the person outside is a guest as well?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Perfect timing
 empyreon: you stay up here Stan, for science
 itira: seems good so far
 Robot_Bones: its the guy from hitman
PhanTom_lt: when are you playing next
 Kentosaurus: this was fun
 notthepenguins: its agent 47
 matthaus_c: fucking love to watch Adam play these
 lamina5432: gnight
 spethycakes: This has been a game! Such fun!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is a fun game even though I'm frustrated not hearing Linda's backstory
Boon_33: cool microphones
 thesimbiote: Thanks for the stream, guys!! That was fun 
 ohjanji: thanks for streamin!
 dumbo3k: Thanks for the Stream! A little disappointed no one died yet
ButButTheJesus: thamk strem
 Fuzzra: o/
Boon_33: byeee
 thatguysteve2709: Thank you for the stream appreciate it greatly
 ohjanji: LMAO
Orxolon: did you tell Adam about Murky Divers?
 therepoman__: Get em AHT
 itsr67: FROGS R GONE
lochnessseammonster: yes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 itira: hahahaaaaa
 therepoman__: You've been down too long in the midnight sea?
NimrodXIV: LOL
 hackingducks: hahaha!
 matthaus_c: LMAO
 Kentosaurus: hahaha
 hackingducks: 
Orxolon: hhahaha
 itsr67: 
NimrodXIV: good joke streamer
 thesimbiote:      
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SpeedyObliviousSangPoooound-6S9j7LwCNfIaocPO
 brainbosh: Waiting for one day the youtube vod to have this end bit by mistake
SmoreThanAFeelin: 
 hackingducks: clip it and ship it!
ratstronomer: Adam got all of us
 matthaus_c: dude that's a GOOD JOKE
 BrowneePointz: Murky Divers! you've been down to long in the Midnight Sea!
Boon_33: finally, we're alone 
 Darleysam: I loved him as Dr Strange
 MacbethSeemsSus: Murky Divers vs Peaky Blinders would be a great rap battle.
 BrowneePointz: it had more gameplay than Content Warning
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That was terrifying
 thesimbiote: Horrifying
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And then it cursed you!!
Orxolon: non Talassophobic
 spethycakes: oooh mysterium!
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DarkPopularMomBibleThump-5LxI2dq2Npn1CLN5
 ohjanji: that sounds cool
ButButTheJesus: oooo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah sabaac simulator returns
lochnessseammonster: not spiders
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 Fuzzra: Two philosophies collide
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: And thank you to chat for good chats and mods as always
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 KWardJenx: Thanks for the stream. Without this program I'd never be brave enough to watch these spooky games
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The clip posted earlier was the eye outside the door
 Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
 Darleysam: o7
 itira: Ty for the stream! have a good night everyone!
 spethycakes: 
 Makrosian_Tay: 
 drcthulu: twitch has to go home
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 Makrosian_Tay: 
 Darleysam: favourite what
 kimmibeans: thank you for the stream! Goodnight 
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 Makrosian_Tay: "Sure" 
 itira: damn Adam 
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