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TehAmelie: did someone say Grahamourn?
TehAmelie: wow that was terrible
TehAmelie: in terms of wordplay, that was a Monopoly
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Diabore: drafting mono graham
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QuixoticScrivener: Ben is deaf.
TehAmelie: hi!
DadlyPuns: Forth LRRorlingas!
goatprince: hey graham is the stand in cohost i gave you helping
xantos69: Well he is deaf in one ear.
roastbeefsandwitch: Just how old is that green screen? For future ref?
korvys: The Show? With Ze Frank?
RadSpoonyBard: Wii U is there too!
ThorSokar: Ben was having lots of trouble with it last night too
Sorator13: ahoy!
roastbeefsandwitch: @korvys wow, that takes me back. ride the fire eagle danger day!
MommaGart: rearview mirror? ;-; please no
TheWriterAleph: it's clinging onto the back bumper
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korvys: Sealed? before it goes?
xantos69: I could go for a sealed
QuixoticScrivener: pass on alchemy
Diabore: at least once alchemy
Spades_Slicc: Let's go to hell, in duskmourn!!
Kentosaurus: no alchemy
couchboyj: Hell and Duskmourn are a good fit
RadSpoonyBard: Alchemy, eww
tru_boredom: Id pass and play the normal draft
MommaGart: i also vote no
Wiliart: No hellchemy please.
Flyingdelorion: Let's take the highway to hell!
Cephallope: Say hi to Al
goatprince: i suggest Balatro
RatherLargeToad: is worth a try once
korvys: No, I don't think we should do Alchemy at least once. WotC should not have done alchemy even once
samu_btdp1985: It's #fine
xantos69:
Honestly... Balatro could be fun 
Earthenone: welcome to lrrBALATRO
Diabore: im in for balatro, lets draft a banger
ShaneLeeAtk: I heard "I thought we got those Donkey Bongo drums" and my brain said what??? Then my brain said Duh.
Cephallope: Balrrtro
Robot_Bones: Balatro from the verb To Balat
BusTed: Neat.
roastbeefsandwitch: Alchemy *improvements* to cards are quite fun. It's their way of issuing errata to underpowered for-Limited themes. Shame that never translates to constructed.
xantos69: @Earthenone surely... BaLRRatro?
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ThorSokar: It's such a well polished game for something so silly
Foxmar320: Hello Grahams
ShaneLeeAtk: The things I hear when I come off a 4 hour support call.
inconvenientsnorlax: Good evening from the UK Mr Graham!
korvys: !dbcountdown
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Diabore: you excited for vegas next year, in FUCKING JUNE
ThorSokar: Drink water! Don't get heat stroke!
MommaGart: very sold out yeah lol
QuixoticScrivener: I like to call it "Lost Wages"!
ThorSokar: haha
Juliamon: Doesn't matter. Still hot.
ThorSokar: OH NOOOO
xantos69: June Vegas is a mistake
Foxmar320: Outdoors is a mistake
Earthenone: !card brave the elements
LRRbot: Brave the Elements [W] | Instant | Choose a color. White creatures you control gain protection from the chosen color until end of turn.
ThorSokar: WHAT
korvys: They should just build a big AC bubble over Vegas
BusTed:
tehfewl: September
Wiliart: Heatstroke after 5 secs in Vegas and frozen feet after 5 secs in Chicago?
ThorSokar: Was this schedule made by an actual devil
shaneandkk: Late September I think
roastbeefsandwitch: I've been to the lower elevations of south Utah in July (zion national park, etc.). Yes, it's hot, but compared to Midwest Humidity Heat, it's bearble.
luckyalien013: Very temperature
lesbianpunkpyromancer22: Oooo i may able to go to that one
tehfewl: After my birthday
ShaneLeeAtk: Atlanta? Can be VERY hurricany that time of yer.
Sorator13: Ooh, I might have to go to Atlanta, then
ThorSokar: "We got it cheap in Feb" WELL, YA, 'cause no one in their right mind wants to be outside in Chicago in Feb!
LemonOnRye: seems neat
Earthenone: i assume the schedule was made by someone who noticed it would be so cheap to book desert events in the summer and winter events on a northern coastal city
goatprince: those stairs promise only bad things
alchemistsavant: 3 rare rooms, whoo
ThorSokar: oops all rooms?
alchemistsavant: Kona's great, idk if she's great in limited though. Probably?
QuickHand98: Smoky Lounge 👀 UR Rooms are in play haha
goatprince: bro your stairs are so promising dude
Earthenone: that is enough rooms to win the game
lamina5432: good room count
kynelwynn:
SquareDotCube: It's murderin' time
Spades_Slicc: Leyline of the void is one of my favorite cards
xantos69: At that rate it is just 3 Murders and 37 swamps.
alchemistsavant: I went against someone in draft who had 4 skullcrabs. It was a nightmare.
Sorator13: do you want to shrink your pip or move the other chair so it's not blocking stuff? will be a problem when you're in game
kynelwynn: If you're going rooms, why not crab?
Diabore: teeth teeth teeth
DoomBringerIL: wooohooo they took down Sinwar!
Earthenone:
DoomBringerIL: what can i gift the channel?
Spades_Slicc: I like lost teeth, they're pretty good
Sogheim: three murders makes black playable, I think
QuickHand98: Splash white for Grelin Tamer, maybe?
QuickHand98: Gremlin*
Spades_Slicc: I would not try to mill someone out with a single crab
DrLigmaPhD: Always room for crab
alchemistsavant: Gremlin Tamer *is* great.
walkwithoutrhythm: crab is real good against green value decks. they already run so much self mill
Earthenone: !findquote murder
LRRbot: Quote #163: "I don't like murdering men in wheelchairs… but sometimes it's useful to do so." —Cameron [2015-04-19]
Veste: only afraid of losing 2 teeth. once you get to 3, it's just like, same old same old.
ThorSokar: sometimes something just need killin'
RatherLargeToad: can always splash for murders
Spades_Slicc: Graham Stark, professional Stabbist
Earthenone: sounds like a bloodborne quote?
Foxmar320: Yeah G ive been wanting to discuss all the murders with you
xantos69: "Beej get the bat!"
DrLigmaPhD: Crab gets in here I think
LemonOnRye: r/g? those are two colors
kynelwynn: As your legally appointed Twitch chat back seat, I say you go rooms and Force Staircase
ThorSokar: 41 is the new 40, or so I hear
MarylandJutsu: two colors? in MY MTG?
Spades_Slicc: Red Green could arguable be 3 colors
DrLigmaPhD: Jund?
ShaneLeeAtk: Duct Tape
Spades_Slicc: the third color is R and G at the same time
TehAmelie: sinople is the third color
xantos69: Well now you are speaking my language. Jund is literally never wrong.
Kentosaurus: jund em out. triple murder.
Spades_Slicc: and what do you get if you mix red and green paint? black
Spades_Slicc: jund em out
CrossXhunteR: is this sealed?
CrossXhunteR: oh, it's on screen
QuickHand98: Options so far are UR, UW, Jund, maybe GB? Anything I missed?
Juliamon: reading the screen explains the screen
TehAmelie: (sinople is an English word that means both red and green)
bytecaster: Nice I come in to some junding
Pharmacistjudge: afternoon all. How's the haunted house treating everyone?
kynelwynn: Isn't Turn Inside out good?
Gekyouryuu: Ah, nice, time for some LRRGrahamTG
bytecaster: @Gekyouryuu Wouldn't it be LRRMTGraham?
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thaigeprime: maindecking disenchants seems good in this set
Gekyouryuu: @bytecaster possibly, but my version rhymes with the normal one
bytecaster: Anything can rhyme if you try hard enough
Diabore: i think id definitely be on the manifests if we go jund, goo delirium enablers
DoomBringerIL: not trying to start a feud or anything but James DID SAY u can't get to 3 wins.... @LoadingReadyRun
bytecaster: I will start a feud!
bytecaster: Just in general
ThorSokar: Sounds like something James would say
DoomBringerIL: littelly the name of his last deck last stream @LoadingReadyRun
roastbeefsandwitch: shots fired!
TehAmelie: James was definitely try to start a feud (in a funny way)
tsp397: He did name a deck Better Than Graham last week
Sorator13: Oh, he cast a Lot of shade at you last week
couchboyj: On this very programme, this week past, if memory serves
DoomBringerIL: yep
korvys: Something like that
Gekyouryuu: Actually, let's seek G's opinion: which sounds better to you? LRRMTGraham or LRRGrahamTG?
Juliamon: You left him a deck that was 0-2 and he won a bunch with it
Sorator13: also, do you want to move the other chair or shrink the pip? it's mildly in the way
tsp397: He was adding exclamation points for every win
TimIAm: James annual performance review changing before our eyes
Darleysam:
yeah for Arena Pro+ Subscribers they upped the character limit 
Juliamon: Yeah, that was his point, the deck was good, you were not
Sorator13:
Wolfstrike_NL: He did add a couple of "!!"after each win
roastbeefsandwitch: the Curse of Arena is that the better you think the deck is, or it actually objectively is, the worse RNG will treat you
thaigeprime: sorry you have a what now
kynelwynn: "Luckily I have this Creepy PeePee" is not something anyone should say
Sorator13: I heard "my grumlin tamer" in the same voice as "my undertaker"
Gekyouryuu: Creepy Peepy
public_key_reveal_party: I support you supporting her
DrLigmaPhD: Creepis Peepis
Andymonium: it will always be Creepy Peepy in our hearts, and possibly other organs
bytecaster: When you marry someone, you also marry their nickname choices, okay
ShaneLeeAtk: Just say it over the PA at Vegas.
Diabore: acknowledge the creepy peepee
korvys: Just a part of being married
roefizzlebeef: if your wife is trying to make fetch happen, by god you help her make fetch happen
Cptasparagus: Graham finally ate his LRRMTG cohost, eh?
thaigeprime:
public_key_reveal_party: Not wrong
Pharmacistjudge: depends, Graham is not larger than Adam
TehAmelie: clearly it's Kathleen's creepy peepy world and we just live in it
thaigeprime: @Cptasparagus why does graham, the strongest lrrmtg host, simply not eat the smaller one
LemonOnRye: Just need to find a spooky dooky now
Sorator13: !card seized from slumber
LRRbot: Seized from Slumber [4W] | Instant | This spell costs {3} less to cast if it targets a tapped creature. / Destroy target creature.
thaigeprime: nice! enjoy it
Strebenherz: Good drafternoon, hope the mtg has been good today
Sorator13: @Strebenherz tis sealed at the moment, but yes
public_key_reveal_party: Something was correctly filed and then found?
DoctorHutch: I'm not sure I've won a game were my opponent played enduring courage
QuickHand98: 7?
bytecaster: Hit them with the creepy pepe
Gekyouryuu: Decent and kind? But this is a magic the gathering stream. Those words don't belong here. (Note: this is a joke, i am being facetious, they belong everywhere)
Strebenherz: !siezed from slumber
Wolfstrike_NL: Got chat anything?
thaigeprime: coffee delivery pog
Sorator13:
bytecaster: So many mysteries today: "The Thing", "Mystery colleague"
Strebenherz: wait nvm sorator did that a few chat entries ago
DrLigmaPhD: Hello [INSERT NAME]
LemonOnRye: Thee creepy peepy perhaps?
Sorator13:
DoomBringerIL: mystery hand
ThorSokar: Is that what a mini wife-time is like?
QuickHand98:
Not enough to share with the class... 
thaigeprime: seems good
kynelwynn: correct
bytecaster: Not so enduring after all, huh
Strebenherz: knoife
thaigeprime: helpful knife gremlins
MarylandJutsu: one knoife
bytecaster: Always important to give the streamer KNIFE
Diabore: who brought a knife into studip a(?)
Wolfstrike_NL: A knife? For stabbing?!
Juliamon: I hate when my drink complains
Sorator13: @Strebenherz they're watching. always.
TheWriterAleph: i think the eyeball-ferns are called chat
public_key_reveal_party: @strebenherz they were just curious what he got
ShaneLeeAtk: But what if whiff?
DrLigmaPhD: Whiffless
ThorSokar: well, if it's 5 lands we probably woulda known by now
RatherLargeToad: for knife time
bytecaster: Ready for the final knife down
stippledotter: The push pin last week and now this?
bytecaster: Is it fun?
TehAmelie: "who left this old knife here?" does sound like something you'd hear in a horror movie shortly before someone gets turned into a special effect
Sorator13: where it belongs!
bytecaster: Why does hospital hurt us, that seems like a flavor fail
Sorator13: No one said it's a /good/ hospital
ThorSokar: Probably just a hospital in the US
BusTed: Silent Hill style hospital
TehAmelie: they might have named it Darkplace Hospital if they could get away with it
Strebenherz:
dark souls has some very nice architecture, doesn't mean it's good for your health 
DrLigmaPhD: If Valgavoth weren't evil he'd have made an excellent interior designer
Robot_Bones: Structurally sound hospital
kynelwynn: Studio C was some kind of discover/cascade thing
BusTed: Haha
NotCainNorAbel: nice
Sorator13:
excellent
Bruceski: I believe Studio C was tapping creatures to "put on a show"
public_key_reveal_party:
That is beautiful
korvys: Yeah, I think it used tokens to Discover
lamina5432: it was like tap tokens to do something cast a spell or ascade?
SolarBlitz1: Yeah for the "Live and somethings gonna happen" feel
kynelwynn: Thank you for using "throw" and not "punt"
BusTed: Hello!
TehAmelie: hi Kathleen
LemonOnRye:
Aceviru: o/
roefizzlebeef: hi kathleen!!
baltimore_667083: the sky
thaigeprime: a wild kathleen
Sorator13: Ahoy!
MommaGart: hey howdy hey
Flyingdelorion: Hello Kathleen!
kynelwynn: It's the origin'swomen of Creepy Peepee herself
DrLigmaPhD: Hello Gamer
CrossXhunteR: like, the star?
Wolfstrike_NL: Hello mysterious coffee delivery person
Sorator13:
"from now on"?
TimIAm: Oh hey it's the premier BlueSky pilot of LRR
BusTed: No followup questions.
ThorSokar: "From now on"!?!? What were you doing before?
NotCainNorAbel: from the movie or like crushed bugs?
roastbeefsandwitch: BeetleLeen! BeetleLeen! Beetleleen!
raulghoulia: Everyone's favorite goblin, it's The Kathleen
public_key_reveal_party: we were just talking about graham being supportive actually
MajorFrostbyte: Graham has a Creepy Peepee, Kathleen!
thaigeprime:
ThorSokar: Also, if you ever see Kathleen with an axe maybe start running
thaigeprime: rookie mistake
SolarBlitz1: He challenged a fae, rookie mistake
TimIAm: You know that's not what it's called
Pharmacistjudge: I followed both of y'all a long time ago
BusTed: we support shenaniganery
GrassyDino: just followed
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MommaGart: I'm using the Twitter of it all to get on Mastodon more
GrassyDino: i set up my account 4 minutes ago lol
CrossXhunteR: how's Hive doing nowadays
korvys: I think people have wanted to leave for ages, but you need a critical mass of people to jump all at once, because unless people are already there, there's not enough reason to move. So you you need a big, single event to basically coordinate the timing, and this is maybe it.
Foxmar320: I just don't have the energy for another social.
Bruceski: I know the feeling
Bruceski: The best time to leave Twitter was years ago. The second best time is now.
thaigeprime: oh no
Spades_Slicc: Graham you're not considering the thermocline
Pharmacistjudge: and Hive was super insecure
CrossXhunteR: oh, was Hive racist?
Kentosaurus: milkshake duck
gamercat88: ahh the great hive break and then the hive break off
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I just don't social media. Once in a while, I open an incognito window and look at Graham's Mastodon. That's ALL.
kynelwynn: Twitter is vital for a large number of furry artists to have customers
DoctorHutch: I've found that the best way to go, is to leave twitter for nowhere. Just stop interfacing with that type of social media completely.
NeonsNeant: Mastodon is lovely, tbh
ThorSokar: Well, specifically NOW, because they silently updated the TOS to say they can use and have all your content to train AI and sell to AI companies
SolarBlitz1: It's the comic about leaving the comfort zone, being punched once and building the comfort box bigger
raulghoulia: inertia is a very powerful force
Wolfstrike_NL: Ooo, Kathleen, if you missed it earlier, Graham does love you enough to "make Creepy Peepy"happen
Pharmacistjudge: Hive had massive security holes
Strebenherz: Creepy Peepee returns!
orellien2773: Also, Wheeler somehow got Stephen A. Smith, of ESPN NBA hot take fame, to chime in on which is a better draft pick, Sol Ring or Black Lotus.
xantos69: Oh don't say "Creepy Peepee Sticks"
TehAmelie: @ThorSokar that's why i deleted my twitter
bytecaster: Cannot wait for the playtest card "Creepy Peepy" to launch in Mystery Booster 3!
Foxmar320: I kinda hate that everyone I want to follow is now split across many socials
kynelwynn: Mastodon is lacking an easy to use GUI for on boarding, so y'know.. it's lke "Dich Windows, use Linux!" and yeah, Linux is better but..
ShaneLeeAtk: Today I learned milkshake duck
Pharmacistjudge: that's the nickname for that card.. Princess Diana
thaigeprime: how could they
Flyingdelorion: Wait, what did you say?
Flyingdelorion: Princess Diana?
bytecaster: It's sad how useful a term Milkshake Duck is
Gaz_L: hi G and Kathleen, good Magic today, y'all are my second monitor while i try to finish The Answer in P3R
ThorSokar: typical duck, they are little jerks
theamc2000: cool hoodie Graham
CrossXhunteR: now im thinking about Dril's "you do not in fact have to hand it to them" tweet, which is one of my favorites
thaigeprime: its true
bytecaster: @ThorSokar Even Olive?
LemonOnRye: it do
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Can't tell you that.
raulghoulia: if I did I'd be wrong
Coloneljesus: oh the tamer, not the gremlin
kynelwynn: The Sarah Fawcett hair
TehAmelie: looks heavily based on Diana to me
theamc2000: I don’t know what princess Diana actually looks
kynelwynn: Farah Fawcet?
Sorator13: @bytecaster Is Olive a duck? did we decide that? I thought Olive was a goose but it's been a bit.
MommaGart: yeah the human woman, not the gremlin
Flyingdelorion: Hm, I am gonna google it now!
thaigeprime: cmon plains off the top
thaigeprime: got there
garion99: was confused about it looking like princess diana as all i saw was the token art.. maybe sleep time?
CrossXhunteR: piranha fly the set immediately following plumcreed escort is very funny to me, for how much worse it is
bytecaster: Disappoint fans
TehAmelie: dril got a book published and i think it's just a collection of tweets
Bruceski: "I will face God and walk backwards into Hell" is a level of poetry that is very difficult to beat.
Coloneljesus: is dril on other platforms yet?
dutchmoose: Have yall seen those edits of Magic cards with dril tweets for the flavor text?
Wolfstrike_NL: we could manifet dread if we sac the token
Strebenherz: "If the zoo bans me for hollering at the animals, I will face god and walk backwards into hell" is still hilarious
LemonOnRye: !vicious clown
CrossXhunteR: we have two of those?
Sorator13: after all, why shouldn't I have second Big Meow?
bytecaster: Big kitty
theamc2000: I call I glow cat
korvys: hoMEOWner
ThorSokar: Big Meow, goes in kitties deck very nicely
CrossXhunteR: if unwanted remake exiled, i wonder if people would play it alongside Swords and Path
roastbeefsandwitch: Someone needs to make a Monikers set, with oversized cards to show the full visual image also, for the sheet number of memes that have happened. We're full "Darmok, that one Star Trek episode" now.
roastbeefsandwitch: Maybe an LRR special
Gekyouryuu: oh, Graham, did you ever end up seeing that fake Gary Larson secret lair I linked you?
bytecaster: Most of the internet should just stop clowning for a few turns
Sorator13: ;-;
korvys: 12 removals
public_key_reveal_party: so is the opponent mono-removal?
Kentosaurus: That rollercrusher ride was shaka when the walls fell
SquareDotCube: you know, when was the last Telestrations?
roastbeefsandwitch: I saw that episode, it was great! The feet-on-vlog card was quite cutting.
bytecaster: What are you saying, we have double kitty, literally perfect
Spades_Slicc: just imagine if this was jund
CrossXhunteR: with Thanksgiving having recently passed, and American Thanksgiving coming up soon-ish, does green bean casserole get much play up in Canada?
Nickiatori: went to my lgs to do a draft on tuesday but it didnt fire so i bought a kodama of the west tree for one of my commander decks instead
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Kentosaurus: no
Nickiatori: Canadian thanksgiving is mostley orange fods
ShaneLeeAtk: Never shows up at this family Thanksgiving
SourcePlaysGames: Green Bean Casserole is, no joke, my favorite thing about american thanksgiving
Nickiatori: Orange and beige
Diabore: the fucking dicktwister
CrossXhunteR: @SourcePlaysGames it's one of my favorite foods (am american)
kristian_fischer: Ahoy-hoy, G and K
KyojiTakenouchi: hello friends
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roastbeefsandwitch: @SourcePlaysGames I found an amazing recipe for it, making into Real Food and Good Food to boot, from the newspaper
Sorator13: oh yeah, you play that immediately
uneactrice: woooooooooo
Sorator13: nice!
Nickiatori: Turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, yams, fresh buns, peas and carrots, ceaser salad
ShaneLeeAtk: From the jaws of defeat!
bytecaster: The kitties take it
ShaneLeeAtk: I don't eat pie. I make the pies, though.
Pharmacistjudge: This is my first year of making Thanksgiving dinner solo
CrossXhunteR: im out of green beans, but still have leftover homemade cream of mushroom soup, so im making broccoli casserole tonight
xantos69: I'm hosting a dinner party this weekend. The menu is: Appetizer ~ Pork and Prawn Balls in Aromatic Broth Entree ~ Slow-Braised Beef with Fettuccine Side ~ Seasoned Potato Wedges Dessert ~ Espresso Panna Cotta
SourcePlaysGames: I have a recipe for pumpkin pie pudding with candied pecans and homemade bourbon whipped cream and it might be the best thing about me.
bytecaster: Great, now I'm hungry
ShaneLeeAtk: You know... Like you do
Nickiatori: My grandma makes a killer pumpkin pie every year, I really should ask her if she would teach me how to make it with her
TehAmelie: "I'm a green bean, Lisa. wait, what's the line?"
public_key_reveal_party: that all sounds amazing
xantos69: You are welcome to do so any any time G. The panna cotta will change your life.
Jethrain: espresso panna cotta? oh goodness yes
bytecaster: Ghosting is so rude though
theamc2000: pnna cotta is what?
SourcePlaysGames: For a second I heard espresso pancetta and that is NOT the same thing
ThorSokar: Did you go see Beetlejuice Beetlejuice?
DrLigmaPhD: Espresso works in near any dessert IMO
richard_ermen: Ohhh, nice, dreamteam of Graham and Kathleen? Sounds like a wins treak is happening here!
bytecaster: It's the Sheoldred stop
Nickiatori: my train of thought is if someone ghosts you they must have identified something in you that they thought you would react badly to being let down easy
roastbeefsandwitch: I don't suppose there's a place in Discord where people share actually-good or at least beloved holiday recipes?
chriswr5: this is Sheoldred stop, next stop: draw phase. Please stand away from the closing doors.
bytecaster: Razorkin needlehead
raulghoulia: you two were great at the 92 ollrympics
kynelwynn: Razorneedle Kinhead
Gekyouryuu: Needlerazor Kinhead
Coloneljesus: spoonerisms tickle my brain just right
Jethrain: raiderkin neezlehead
SolarBlitz1: Razorhead needlekin is a very Pen and Paper name
bytecaster: I cannot write it the wrong way around, WHY
Nickiatori: ggs lol
DrLigmaPhD: Name: Razorhead Needlekin Profession: Needlekin Razorhead
Nickiatori: they just saved us like 6 seconds jokes on them
Strebenherz: the way you phrased that, just duskmorne sealed? or more than that?
Darleysam: @DrLigmaPhD I loved him as Sherlock Holmes
Gekyouryuu: incorrect pronunciation: R'zork'n Need Le Head
Nickiatori: @Strebenherz all sealed everywhere, it is getting thanos snapped from existance /s
TehAmelie: i wonder if people with these like grave avatars are embarrassed to play the flying hippo
Strebenherz: @Nickiatori well huh. are we keeping arena draft?
bytecaster: Tap the cheerleader, save the world
Strebenherz: oh, I missed the /s, scratch that
theamc2000: be aggressive B E aggressive
Spades_Slicc: Ooh I love mid takes
ShaneLeeAtk: You send a message
Coloneljesus: i'd take mid takes over garbage takes any day!
Wolfstrike_NL: A seconds gremlin? 2 Kathleens?!
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Nickiatori: @Strebenherz oh sorry i wasnt joking, I put the /s on the end to show I was being sarcastic
Nickiatori: @Nickiatori WAS
bytecaster: Glimmer and Gremlin, they're best friends
Strebenherz: gotcha gotcha
bytecaster: Great Kathleen voice, Kathleen
MarylandJutsu: MAXIMUM MEOW
ShaneLeeAtk: Yes
Nickiatori: counting is math graham!
bytecaster: I mean, we have a whole discipline in math about counting
dutchmoose: Counting is technically addition?
Nickiatori: 1+1+1+!
TehAmelie: if you count enough numbers, you can math anything
Spades_Slicc: People like their dolls
Spades_Slicc: Maybe they smell a trick but don't understand no blocks = death
LemonOnRye: if you blinked a token it was lethal?
bytecaster: It is a blowout, is what it is
DrLigmaPhD: Bounced
theamc2000: bounced
brainbosh: Vanish
LemonOnRye: bounce, sorry
bytecaster: See, worked out
QuixoticScrivener: boom, get boinked on
ShaneLeeAtk: CRAB
MarylandJutsu: eyeball ACQUIRED
Cptasparagus: The "reading the card" step happens AFTER declare attackers and before declare blockers
bytecaster: This was the much more demoralizing play though
LemonOnRye: true
ElektroTal: oh hey, it's Grahmthleen!
phoenixletmeuseadashd: Beelejuice era, hates eyeballs.
Nickiatori: dont worry foundations is next where the identity is carpenters and stonemasons i assume
ShaneLeeAtk: It went from 36 on Sunday to 0 this morning. Woo!
ElektroTal: see you guys next week?
theamc2000: Kaham
lightfut: Woo Vegas!
TehAmelie: Katlaham?
ElektroTal: also the associated Shivam and Wheeler Love Magic live panel!
kynelwynn: Oh hey. Shivam! I hope you're having a good day today thus far
Cptasparagus: is your commander Creepy Peepy
SourcePlaysGames: Good times and shenanigans are what the format is built on!
Clockwork_Penguin: The concept of turning on AC this far into october is the true horror
Spades_Slicc: Kathleen if you don't mind using the horse and rider deck power ranking to let us know what to expect?
TehAmelie: does it have fake windows?
Spades_Slicc: Does it have unnatural windows?
ThorSokar: and many monitors which also produce heat
Strebenherz: I remember a panalysts where graham was "yes I will take the magical cooling hoodie, I dislike being overheated"
kynelwynn: Also in some places, despite being October, the temperature can still get over 90 degrees! (It's me, in california with that problem)
Robot_Bones: Graham of course, still wearing a hoodie
ShaneLeeAtk: Deep in the pocket of Big Meow
Spades_Slicc: Oh right did Beej set up that oxygen sensor?
CrossXhunteR: turn sideways, let them figure it out
DoomBringerIL: attack all EZ
MarylandJutsu: feard da cat
DrLigmaPhD: Gendly. Frhost propapl does it?
DrLigmaPhD: I have 3
Lord_Hosk: I have a suggestion. Win the game, or lose or draw... I guess just enjoy yourself in whatever way you define that I suppose.
kynelwynn: I do!
Spades_Slicc: You can vanish their screen?
phoenixfeather14: I do!
Commodore_Perry_GG: I've got an uncle Bobby
roastbeefsandwitch: "Bob's your uncle" is such an odd turn of phrase. Even more obtuse than "Keeping up with the Joneses" (later, "Jonesing")
Cptasparagus: in my family the men have their dads first name as a middle name
TehAmelie: not uncle and not exactly Bob but my parents had a friend called Rogert
DoomBringerIL: graham has a legendary Cousin from his eurotrip! amazing stories! @LoadingReadyRun
CrossXhunteR: they had something
Gaelan_Maestro: flunge!
Bruceski: My family naming tradition is to put a Y in the name. Martyn, Mervyn, Gladys, Myles...
kynelwynn: Need kitteh
DrLigmaPhD: Meow-Slam
TheWriterAleph: we've had one big meow, yes
Commodore_Perry_GG: and every grandmother went by gram
ghyllnox: His given name, Grahamothy
CrossXhunteR: not my first name, but my middle name was based on a brand of speakers
ElektroTal: his given name was actually Grom
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Hi @LoadingReadyRun Starkfam! Is this regular or Alchemy?
Flyingdelorion: @Bruceski but Y?
xantos69: I say go for it.
Diabore: should be lethal, but they have 3 cards
Diabore: a gremlin?
v_nome: @ElektroTal Hellscream?
brainbosh: The only one that can block lol
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raulghoulia: Kathleen have you been playing Metaphor ReFantazio?
Bruceski: @Flyingdelorion Given that side's from England one would assume "because Welsh" but I think at some point someone just noticed a coincidence and decided to roll with it.
Diabore: oh they have multiple things
xantos69: Kathleen, were can I get that D&D campaign you wrote? It is on my to-do list to check into that?
Aceviru: We're here
kynelwynn: Just a little gnome!
TherapyforNarwhals: So Ebay maybe!
Commodore_Perry_GG: maybe a PDF falls off the back of a truck
xantos69: Off to the tunnels of the internet then.
roastbeefsandwitch: Can we buy recordings of some of the Dice Friends series? Such as Escape from Semolo Plateau?
CrossXhunteR: ask your local library
ThorSokar: *hears truck in the distance*
Jayrod1220: Get a PDF then donate separately!
QuixoticScrivener: make a private donation first!
TehAmelie: you could always make a donation of your own initiative
TherapyforNarwhals: Will you maybe do it again?
ghyllnox: If you want to be ethical about it, you could make a donation!
MarylandJutsu: you put your heart soul and other organs into making it
Flyingdelorion: @Bruceski Thank you for explaining!
shea_wolfe: As of this afternoon we haven't seen the new TTC so I'd assume no
Nickiatori: I hope they come back
ThorSokar: Also, who the hell DDOS's a library, assholes that's who
AtomicAlchemical: Tyvar is a Problem
Jayrod1220: Youtube Music allows for Dicefriends to be listened to.
Lord_Hosk: It wasn't a DDos attack persay... it was millions of people all trying to download the latest Dice friends at the same time.
xantos69: I did run a Bylaw and Order campaign a few years ago. The hardest part was transcribing all the box text. Everyone liked it a whole bunch.
micalovits: 17 months! Neat!
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ghyllnox: Have you considered publishing the Bylaw and Order stuff?
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Nickiatori: I need that Tyvar for my RG legends stompy EDH deck
Spades_Slicc: "Tyvar's gonna be a problem" -Everyone who has met him
Diabore: the absolute himbo in that elf
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DoomBringerIL: also can u plz host ur cousin james for the next foundations PPR?
ghyllnox: Ahh gotcha
DrLigmaPhD: Tyvar is bad in the sense I want to climb him like a tree
Cptasparagus: Tyvar, Kell of Kells
CrossXhunteR: G, I know you got more of the big D6s from The Dice Shop Online. Do you know what brand they were on there? I think i found what they are, but am unsure if I am seeing the right size ones.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I run Tyvar in my Agatha of the Vile Cauldron deck. Any activations after the first only cost GG. The game ends quickly from there.
korvys: Plus, DB coming up
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Nickiatori: can you just refer to Wheeler as a special guest?
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AtomicAlchemical: A good friend of mine ran a d&d campaign set in the 6th district of Ravnica
micalovits: I am sure you can just kidnap someone back home from Vegas
TehAmelie: ah, the Vegas extradition loophole
Gekyouryuu: Vegas is the weekend after this coming weekend, yes?
raulghoulia: I traveled once. never again
ghyllnox: That's where the kidnapping comes in
HLYCW: I wasn’t really paying attention, but “thank you roast beef sandwich” in a really earnest tone got me out of nowhere
KaleidoscopeMind: it wouldn't be traveling again. it would just be long travel
Jayrod1220: Unless it Beej and Graham on a train
QuixoticScrivener: hooray, acknowledgement!
CrossXhunteR: wait, when is Foundations? mid november?
QuixoticScrivener: both are true
kynelwynn: Lies! You speak French
hypergirlie_hyperpop: kwicksotic is an acceptable pronunciation, at least in US English, idk about your weird country
Gekyouryuu: ok, because I suspect (and with my luck it's been outright stated somewhere) they'll actually reveal stuff about the next set(s) at vegas
roastbeefsandwitch: @Jayrod1220 I watched those vods again in the last few days. Very wholesome.
Nickiatori: Shivam is here you could ask if he wanted to be kindapped
korvys: "kwik-ˈsä-tik ", according to Merriam-Webster
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xantos69: I've put in my PTO for DB, looked at getting my 7 day menu planned out, and put cash away for donations. DB readiness = 100%
CrossXhunteR: surely people don't say the king's english now, right?
MommaGart: the queen is dead. it's our english now.
RayFK: All my homies hate Webster
phoenixletmeuseadashd: The queen's english is BRAAAAAAINS
Nickiatori: King Chucks english
ThorSokar: Isn't the current King the one who has a Viego the Butch painting made of himself?
TehAmelie: how would you adjectify it in French? if Quixote is a loan word. . .
CrossXhunteR: the company store will provide for us all
Gaz_L: well, 'funny'
RuiFaleiro: @TehAmelie Don Quixote is Spanish
RayFK: Hey you dunno, the cheerleader could be friendly
TehAmelie: oh heh
Nickiatori: save the friendly cheerleader save the world
xantos69: Well both teams played hard.
RayFK: Well both teams played.
Spades_Slicc: Well both teams
AtomicAlchemical: Well
Spades_Slicc: We
Jayrod1220: "This text left intentionally blank"
Nickiatori: thats a pretty good record G 15+ years of playing magic and only one loss
RuiFaleiro: also I'm reading that the term in Spanish is "quijotesco", so key-ho-tez-ko
AtomicAlchemical: Do you remember the part of human centipede where they ate that dude's couch? Yeah me neather
Diabore: cheerleader bought to kick our shit in
raulghoulia: seize the cheerleader seize the world
Nickiatori: Seize the cheerleader save the world
TehAmelie: well sounds like we have a better replacement for "quixotic"
Spades_Slicc: save the cheeerleader seize the world
SourcePlaysGames: "You can seize the cheerleader" is a sentence I never expected to hear in the context of this game.
MilkInBags: gg i was tyvar
RayFK: Got pummeled
Diabore: i think we needed to double block the watchdog there with the 2/4 and the 2/5
Diabore: on that last attack
Nickiatori: I want to make a deck where i have ascetism out and that cheerleader so she can regenerate like the cheerleader from heroes
AtomicAlchemical: Milk how could you?! (Nice job)
Diabore: damn milk got ripped
raulghoulia: when's the folk album?
TehAmelie: this videogame is not especially reliant on sound for playing
QuixoticScrivener: "Play every game on mute." The phone experience!
Kentosaurus: @TehAmelie Yes, however I do think the sound design on arena is generally very good
file_maker: the Mac version of Arena had no sound for like a month until this past Tuesday
DoomBringerIL: can u explain why this set limited is so much better than BloomBurrow?
MilkInBags: no no i was actual tyvar
MilkInBags: not the player
thaigeprime: @MilkInBags big fan
DoomBringerIL: @file_maker lies lol... for me it worked
SourcePlaysGames: Surrak?
Spades_Slicc: *Knows he looks good while doing it
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TehAmelie: that beats being Clammy, even if she's a famous Street Fighter
QuixoticScrivener: I can't believe WotC isn't marketing Tyver Fanny Packs!
Nickiatori: jeepers creepers look at their peepers
file_maker: @DoomBringerIL but that would imply that different macs are different. what are the chances
MilkInBags:
dutchmoose: I hate the name for Creeping Peeper because my nickname for Creeping Tar Pit has always been "Creepy Teepee"
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dutchmoose: Very confusing
dutchmoose: For me
DoomBringerIL: @file_maker yes... so saying "the mac version" had no sound is incorrect... it's a per mac thing
Nickiatori: my partner has a cat named peeps who we use the nickname peeper for, they were not ammused when I showed them the creeping peeper card
file_maker: @DoomBringerIL my mac is all macs. your mac is also all macs. quantum superposition
dutchmoose: Maybe they can be friends
thaigeprime: its too late the holy wars have already begun
thaigeprime: the great schism is upon us
TehAmelie: let's not get too TENTS
Nickiatori: Lofi lorax to speak to the trees with
Nickiatori: how bad could it be
BeNiceImShy: Oh neat their theater counters our Stay Hidden
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thaigeprime: its fine just rip a plains again
DoomBringerIL: someone told me u did No Mans sky run on this channel... but couldn't find it.. any VODs?
thaigeprime: @DoomBringerIL might wanna check the youtube vod channel
Diabore: !youtube
lofilorax: dang no mana
Diabore: iirc there was also a talking sim of it a while back too
MilkInBags: *melodica jurassic park theme starts playing*
Foxmar320: Yep Talking Sim played some of it as well
TehAmelie: James has played it various times on Talking Sim with Cameron and Cori
JusticeJuice: The fishing they added wasnt bad.
Diabore: we die, yeah
bytecaster: Right the talking sim with the exploding eggs in the highlihts
Nickiatori: f
MilkInBags: anything but alchemy
roastbeefsandwitch: Reading the spreadsheet that the dev's made of all the player-made "species names" in No Man's Sky is an excellent and awful example of the internet naming things.
Commander_Taz: normal draft!
Nickiatori: normal!
AtomicAlchemical: normie
Dog_of_Myth: Normal
aWildWrenAppeared: alch?
Cptasparagus: theres good alchemy cards this set
HellsBliss: normal!
BeNiceImShy: Strong vote for normal
Kentosaurus: normal draft
korvys: Normal
micalovits: Normal for sure
phoenixletmeuseadashd: normal
Diabore: i think one alchemy is fine
Spades_Slicc: Alch
ShaneLeeAtk: Normal
LurkerSpine: whatever
LemonOnRye: not familiar with alchemy
Mr_Bitterness: Normal
Denis_Dobrolubov: Alchemy
arbysgaming38: i haven't seen any alchemy yet
Veggiekeks: normal please
Sitting_Mountain: alchemy
CrossXhunteR: i see scrunchie, i vote alch
redrags7: normal
Wolfstrike_NL: alch
ElektroTal: no one wants alch
lofilorax: magic
DoomBringerIL: 3 wins! way to prove James incorrect... AGAIN! @LoadingReadyRun
Oxdans: normal, never alch
ghyllnox: Magic
RatherLargeToad: alchemy
phoenixletmeuseadashd: alch is the reason I quite arena
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Never Alchemy.
Narset: ALCHEMY FOR SURE !!!
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Krillin_fan: Lion King for the Sega Genesis!
JusticeJuice: Traditional
Aceviru: One norm for me plz
file_maker: go alchemy
Jethrain: i tried the midweek magic event, it cemented just how much alchemy is Not OK
DoomBringerIL: no alchemy
file_maker: ah dang
MilkInBags: i accidently joined an alchemy draft and found out there's no way to get a refund
DoomBringerIL: 3+ wins back to back?? @LoadingReadyRun
AtomicAlchemical: sorry alch fans, the normies have it
Narset: I think alchemy is fun in a silly way
TehAmelie: alchemy, what is this, 17th century?
MilkInBags: alchemy cards are secret mythics
chriswr5: alchemy?? in this house we obey the rules of thermodynamics!
LemonOnRye: got 4 glassworks on my first lgs draft, very happy 3-0
Nickiatori: rewarded for being normal !
QuixoticScrivener: Alchemy cards are like Modernest Horizowned X^N
korvys: Stipulation draft? Sounds fun
dutchmoose: The Euthanasia Coaster
LemonOnRye: big mono red fan this set
DoomBringerIL: ppl say foundations will push alchemy to its grave finally cuz they wanna emphasize standard on arena
Xafty: Alchemy feels way too powerful, but it does allow them to do things that are impossible to track IRL, if they scale back the power level i think it could be really fun
MommaGart: Sheltered by Ghosts is INCREDIBLE
chriswr5: i haven't done any duskmourn drafts in arena yet, but i've heard it's a really good limited format. is worth going to my first paper draft for?
MilkInBags:
we wanted 'fixed' limited cards after a format was solved, instead we got a different format with weirdly op cards
MarylandJutsu: love sheltered by ghosts
MommaGart: constructed all-star but great in draft for sure
TehAmelie: good horror concept, a rollercoaster as a method of euthanasia
DoomBringerIL: lets prove james wrong one more time
MarylandJutsu: ohhh white and red ok
Kentosaurus: I've been killed by sheltered by ghosts many times
definenull: Hello G+K!
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AtomicAlchemical: Rip just kills people
chriswr5: new pauper all star grab the prize
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Mangledpixel: Misturbing Dirth
Akaiatana: If Rip were a rabbit, I'd be more inclined
ShaneLeeAtk: Big Meow
MarylandJutsu: love da glimmers
chriswr5: mig beow omg
DoomBringerIL: card's OP
MilkInBags: also question for you two, did Wizards ever explain when or how magic just arrived in the real world with phones and guns? they went very far to say it wasnt the real world for the mafia set and then, this
GrassyDino: I really like the trend they have been doing of Selesnya being the Vehicle colors. Feels perfect for GW and something unique
MilkInBags:
Good question, next question
MarylandJutsu: yeah this is horror plane, so its just....shits wild
Gekyouryuu: it's not THE real world, just a plane that HAPPENS to be a lot like ours in the 80s, don't worry about it. >.>
RatherLargeToad: The 80s are old enough now that it might as well be a fantasy world
AtomicAlchemical: duskmourn has demon powered tech. also, bold assumption that the 80s were ever the real world
Spades_Slicc: g o a t
couchboyj: I think the backstory is the tech is fueled bt spirits and demons, bound unwillingly, and Valgavoth was one of them
MarylandJutsu: @RatherLargeToad erp
FullOfLiesAndBees: My headcannon is that this plane collects and manifests horrors from across the multiverse.
Mr_Bitterness: @MilkInBags A bunch of technology on Duskmourn is demon-powered so... it's a haunted telephone.
DrLigmaPhD: @MilkInBags Excellent question, the answer is "They're coming for you"
RayFK: Goat there
RayFK: (I'm bad at this set don't listen to me)
MarylandJutsu: i love....goat
ThorSokar: The actual real Mafia being mad at you is WAY worse than the 80s being mad at you
MilkInBags: @Mr_Bitterness sure but it's the first time I think a card as a modern name on it, like Phone
ThorSokar: hahaha
MarylandJutsu: the 80s mafia from a horror movie after you
MarylandJutsu: now that's DARK
Cptasparagus: they make their own tech
Mr_Bitterness: @MilkInBags Chainsaw is the one that specifically triggers me
ghyllnox: What can they do, I've got 40 years on them
DrLigmaPhD: That would unironically mean you are dead already
2Flower: I've seen enough Miami Vice to know the 80s mafia were incompetent.
Akaiatana: It's the 1980s Mothia that's after you, which is even worse!
RayFK: Nah you're right G, meetings means I am forever in and out
korvys: I know Prof called out the Cheerleader as being particularly egregious
AtomicAlchemical: 80s mafia? oh you mean Like A Dragon?
TehAmelie: Cabin in the Woods turned the 1980s horror genre into a crater and i guess we're still working on reinventing it
ShaneLeeAtk: The Fratellis
LemonOnRye: tony soprano secret lair when
Cptasparagus: "Out of necessity, survivors have grown adept at improvising weapons, tools, and other devices from objects and scraps around the House. These can range from simple weapons, like a plank of wood with nails hammered through it, to improvised devices for detecting supernatural entities. Because of their cobbled-together nature, these tools are prone to frequent breakage or failure, making reliance on them in critical moments a dicey matter." Its not a great answer but it is THE answer.
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Gekyouryuu: I will still never get over how much fun I had at prerelease where I had the goat AND Omnivorous Flytrap with 6 card types in my grave so I was able to activate the goat and then the flytrap immediately turned it into a 10/10
Akaiatana: Mardu?
couchboyj: If the survivors were dirtier and looked more like magic characters I think the set would have been a slam dunk, tbh
micalovits: Rollercrusher is easy to splash atleast
wandering_t: Rollercrusher is super splashable
MarylandJutsu: i love acrobatic cheerleader
chriswr5:
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RayFK: Put it in your hole Graham
DrLigmaPhD: I've seldom found a place that tolerates my bullshit so kindly
RayFK: The mouth hole
RatherLargeToad: It’s a flume ride!
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Aceviru: YOOO
Sorator13:
MarylandJutsu: YAYYYY
Dog_of_Myth:
Akaiatana: LRR, not enshitified
Spades_Slicc: Shock Jock Kathleen
Nickiatori: some of us lurkers have been in the community for a long time too even if we havent been subbed for all of it
AtomicAlchemical: aw Rip didn't wheel
2Flower: Jock Jams Intensifies]
TehAmelie: i've never known a community that tolerates my endless non secateurs so kindly
RatherLargeToad: Glimmerlight should not be going that late. is one of the top commons
Akaiatana: I had an acenstor who fought at watermeloon
MarylandJutsu: the calls were coming from inside the sideboard
Nickiatori: I found LRR when I went on reddit every week before fnm in like 2013 and would watch friday nights
micalovits: I am always glad to be here to hear your jokes Kathleen
RayFK: Uh ohhhhh, scampiiiiiii
Mangledpixel: the legend of the frozen conker is as old as time
Kentosaurus: scorch is good removal
definenull: But cat
DrLigmaPhD: Survivor is good right?
TehAmelie: Kathleen remember when you used to welcome subscribers so hard you had to lie down after 10 minutes?
DrLigmaPhD: Boo!
stippledotter: Tunnel of Hate was just high school
ghyllnox: Fwiw Kathleen, goblin energy fills a different niche than jokes
DrLigmaPhD: Arguably
RayFK: Mountaincycler IMO
Mangledpixel: as is the story of the kid who filled a conker with lead
RatherLargeToad: probably
micalovits: Pick 4 role model?!?
AtomicAlchemical: mono white signal
MarylandJutsu: yeah Role Model is goo
MilkInBags: is reluctant role model a player card?
Cptasparagus: I like agony
Mangledpixel: Buffy vs Caspar
Nickiatori: would being biased towards flyers be a flias?
definenull: First strike mucks combat math so hard tho
MarylandJutsu: only the best vibes
ghyllnox: Absolutely
RayFK: Next time can you eat the thing close up with those filters?
ThorSokar: Blind Luck is a Skill
MarylandJutsu: that goblin has seen things
TehAmelie: it's better in moderation eh
SonofThoth: The goblins never go away, you just age around them
Mangledpixel: Blind luck. Bluck.
DrLigmaPhD: That goblin is in retirement but does train the younger goblins
MarylandJutsu: mind gobolins
DrLigmaPhD: Clown honks
micalovits: Norin is mostly just a Savanah lion
Toadkillerfrog: so mono white it is
TheWriterAleph: @DrLigmaPhD heh.
Dog_of_Myth:
MarylandJutsu: the inheritence gems
definenull: Norin and the - 1/-1 creature is a cute combo
MommaGart: that's so cute!!
RayFK: Does that apply to everyone?
ThorSokar: Wait, did Graham never notice that?
ElektroTal: i do it all the time!
Kentosaurus: noice
DrLigmaPhD: I'm still shocked nobody played a stereotypical gangster from New Capenna
LemonOnRye: boiler boy!
ElektroTal: i have a framed picture of graham on my wall
Mangledpixel: B i l g e s
RayFK: I look to Graham with looks of "So do we make the inappropriate joke or wait?"
ElektroTal: no
TheWriterAleph: orgenlord of the borgenlorgen
ElektroTal: yes
ElektroTal: i'm not sure i've ever taken a picture with you two!
zelukester: straight bilgin' it and by "it" I mean my boiler
RayFK: Look we may have a certain "rapport" at DB
Spades_Slicc: I mean that one tcg in wisconsin has a framed picture of Wheeler on its wall
MarylandJutsu: we're SO sheltered by ghosts
Nickiatori: then Ian makes the joke first
LemonOnRye: shelter on the boiler is nasty
TehAmelie: hey, i bet everyone needs more laughs in their life anyway. unless you get 300 laughs a day every day, you can laugh more and feel better
korvys: !dbcountdown
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TehAmelie: science!
MilkInBags: are you the bus this year?
Dog_of_Myth: Something to do at Vegas then @ElektroTal
definenull: !venga
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DrLigmaPhD: If the set were fully modern that card would be "Screen Time"
SonofThoth: That is unfortunate to hear, but I hope you enjoy your time Kathleen! And good luck with writing
TriChronos: All I can think of when I see the red overlord is SaffronOlive calling it "Overlord of the Boiler-biggles"
dutchmoose: Hell yeah I just got my book done just a few months ago!
QuixoticScrivener: Is this a fiction book?
Dromos_GHG: Yeah Self Time!
MarylandJutsu: AT lassstttttt
Dog_of_Myth: @TriChronos That never gets old.
Nickiatori: will Alpha flight be more or less chaotic this year then?
Spades_Slicc: Graham I can help with your desire to acquire a fear of being hunted
ThorSokar: It's a direct channeling of Douglas Addams from what I've heard of it
MommaGart: Has Desert Bus announced all the entertainers yet?
KaleidoscopeMind: what is a book except really really long box text?
TriChronos: @dog_of_myth It makes me smile more than it should, lol
MarylandJutsu: we're making our own cheer squad
Spades_Slicc: remember chat: Cheeleaders > Clowns
DrLigmaPhD: Everyone's favorite gameshow: Girl or Clown?
ElektroTal: ok, gotta jet, be well folks! see you two in vegs
ThorSokar: haha
Mangledpixel: Chaos levels across DB are always in flux
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stippledotter: If you think of it as nonfiction, does it become incredibly ominous?
Nickiatori: bye Shivam!
DrLigmaPhD: Can't wait to read it
kireawolf: What is the book about and when can I buy it?
micalovits: I mean, that is an amazing inspiration so...
Nickiatori: how many cheerleaders till it becomes a cheersquad?
micalovits: Or more hands
DrLigmaPhD: Meow
MarylandJutsu: I say go full meow?
QuixoticScrivener: where can I pre-order Kathleen's book?
RayFK: Also well done on dodging for 4 and a half years
TehAmelie: conversely, i'll be taking a break from writing my book to watch Desert Bus. this may not be good writing strategy
Bruceski: I love listening to the commentary on this set. "Do you want a fear of being hunted?"
MarylandJutsu: we got a stew going
DoctorHutch: The card that gives first strike in combat is great with clown
Spades_Slicc: 2 clowns are better than 3 cheerleaders but 2 cheerleaders are better than 2 clowns
Mangledpixel: just veg out
Datnade012: Watch a lot of .RR too
roastbeefsandwitch: hot liquids until you're sick of tea, as well
DoctorHutch: Also be lucky
MarylandJutsu: force yourself to recover and heal
Datnade012: LRR
Greyah: "Second clown or third cheerleader" is truly a conundrum of the ages.
roastbeefsandwitch: have someone drop you off super easy meals too
Dromos_GHG: watching LRRMTG is good for chill ibes
Dromos_GHG: vibes
Gaz_L: actual Drs LRR
RayFK: Need to do your best with COVID? Remember the song of the summer: H-O-T-T-O-S-L-E-E-P
ghyllnox: "Luck favors the prepared, darling"
Spades_Slicc: What if someone was brave enough to envision the perfect life form: clown cheerleader
ShaneLeeAtk: I had Covid during the SubAThon. I had so much CanCon.
Oxdans: Also, vaccine preemptively
ThorSokar: I hear 46 is the new 40
korvys: You have a landcycler, so you could cut a land
korvys: And a low curve
DoctorHutch: The mountain cycler could probably be the cut
BeNiceImShy: I don't think emerge is doing anything special for us here
micalovits: Do we want double cat?
definenull: Cut the second lionheart glimmer?
NvN396: Nice deck, I was to your right during the draft and got a pretty deece Golgari deck
korvys: Do you have mill for Emerge?
MarylandJutsu: time to test the deck
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micalovits: Something something Egg joke
definenull: noot noot dot dek
bo_brinkman:
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raulghoulia: leave Jim alone!
Sorator13: wah!
zelukester: you do, it's a zone change
micalovits: I would be scared to o-ring a manifest
MarylandJutsu: rest in rip our clown
zelukester: also fyi, it's pronounced "ze-luke-ster" lol
Spades_Slicc: 12 turn clock
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Diabore: oh noooo
Diabore: oh yeaaaah
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Spades_Slicc: !card overlord of the boil
LRRbot: Overlord of the Boilerbilges [4RR] | Enchantment Creature — Avatar Horror [5/5] | Impending 4—{2}{R}{R} / Whenever Overlord of the Boilerbilges enters or attacks, it deals 4 damage to any target.
MarylandJutsu: hmmmm big think
micalovits: I think I would cast the glimmer
Tweygoh: I haven’t played this set a lot, but I feel like sheltered by ghosts does a lot of work
QuickHand98: Big meow
MarylandJutsu: @Tweygoh sure does
Sorator13: is anyone tracking how much damage that room does? I'd be curious about the total at the end of this game, whenever that comes.
Spades_Slicc: @Sorator13 3 so far
micalovits: That also lets us swing
undecided44: It could be anything, it could even be a boat
MarylandJutsu: THATS A BIG BOY
Sorator13: OH
LemonOnRye: huh
QuickHand98: Ward 4 big meow is pretty hefty too
definenull: Good call
Gaz_L: The Thrice-Called?
chriswr5: that's what we in the biz call oh my god you're cracked
Sorator13: also yeah, big meow now has double ward (which is basically the same as single ward but bigger)
zelukester: lmao REKT
MarylandJutsu: VALIDATION
Sorator13:
roastbeefsandwitch: speaking of bikes: Consider running either Kids on Bikes (or the related Kids on Brooms) RPG as a 5-of session for Dice Friends sometime. Clean, simple system
TehAmelie: already looking forward to laughing until i pass out
MarylandJutsu: @roastbeefsandwitch that's a neat one
Mangledpixel: well boil my bilges
DrLigmaPhD: She boil on my bilges til I impending?
zelukester: stickytwistums is a helluva nickname
MarylandJutsu: eheheheh burn dat tree
definenull: Good ol rock
MarylandJutsu: Dats a 6-6
definenull: Not the sheltered by ghosts?
QuickHand98: Coulda killed the shelter by ghosts for their 9/9 back lol
tehfewl: lmao 2 cat
Spades_Slicc: what if that demon got jump scared
TehAmelie: judge, my opponent is playing spells AND creatures
Sorator13:
MarylandJutsu: so scawwwy
raulghoulia: uhoh Beej is doing the Typhlosion story?
MarylandJutsu: OH HELL YEAH
zelukester: crunch
Mazrae: Hello everyone how goes the MTG
DrLigmaPhD: Absolute gamer chad
Sorator13: but why the smaller non-lifelinked one? why not the larger lifelinked one?
Kentosaurus: oh no
lofilorax: this is a cool deck
MarylandJutsu: dats a WINNNNNN
Sorator13: Nicely done
Spades_Slicc: you also had a room that was gonna take em out
zelukester: @Sorator13 couldn't be targeted due to higher power
MarylandJutsu: you deserve a cookie
TehAmelie: not even spells and creatures could save them
Sorator13: @zelukester ahhhh right, I'm silly
MarylandJutsu: reminds me....i should buy some chocolate chip muffins
zelukester: big mood sorator, no worries
dutchmoose: Wow imagine nabbing that username
TehAmelie: whoa, we're fighting Bitterblossom
Diabore: THE bitterblossom? im such a fan
TehAmelie: what was that about someone being a card we joked about earlier
zelukester: kindred enchantments have come a long way
file_maker: now i'm sad i have no cookies
MarylandJutsu: oh to have a spouse to give you cookies
chriswr5: "destroy target enchantment, targeting my opponent: Bitterblossom"
Sorator13: I went and grabbed my own cookie
TehAmelie: that's what they get for being an enchantment player
MarylandJutsu: only milling allowed
Sorator13:
Molator: asmr
MarylandJutsu: yeah
MarylandJutsu: those look like cake
Nickiatori: asmLRR
Gaz_L: the jaffa cake conundrum
stippledotter: What kind are they?
TehAmelie: are they torts?
MarylandJutsu: moist?
EvilBadman: (I move away from the mic to masticate)
chriswr5: whatever you do, do NOT give kathleen the idea to chew into the mic with the reverb on
Kentosaurus: cream cheese frosting?
Nickiatori: I dont mind chewing but the mic taps and clicking and stuff makes my skin crawl
Sorator13: that sounds delicious
zelukester: I'm guessing lots of butter
korvys: The mic doesn't have reverb, G being picked up by both mics gives him reverb
micalovits: I bet its murder
MarylandJutsu: whats in the frosting? heart and soul
Nickiatori: asmr people keep telling me it isnt a sex thing but it really feels like a sex thing
QuickHand98: That's awfully *root*
RayFK: Macheese
RayFK: For short
EvilBadman: no
MarylandJutsu: this new person is scary
stippledotter: No matter what happens in this game, you have beautiful cookie and opp probably doesn't
CrossXhunteR: i thought kathleen was reading ingredients. nope, bag goblin
GreatGodOm: According to QI, a cookie starts out hard and softens over time. While a cake starts out soft, and hardens over time.
MarylandJutsu: opponent
MarylandJutsu: i'm sorry
MarylandJutsu: >-<
Sorator13:
TehAmelie: no i fear our opponent has only bitter fruit
MilkInBags:
Dog_of_Myth: hahahahah
MarylandJutsu: i done goofed
RayFK: KATHLEEN
Strebenherz: WOW
lord_forcekin: just bought my first precon edh deck since years getting back in the game
Sorator13:
NorthstarTex: WOW
Redbassist:
Wolfstrike_NL:
Diabore: we're just super dead
Strebenherz: I thought we went to bluesky for LESS bullying
Gaz_L: follow him? but that will just encourage him!
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MarylandJutsu: damn this is just rude
MarylandJutsu: (the oppponent)
TehAmelie: you win this round, incredibly powerful enchantment
definenull: Good save
CrossXhunteR: i bought that knight precon as my first commander deck the other day
N0N3_2401: I want to get back into Modern. But no card shops does Modern anymore.
Akaiatana: The plaything was so OP before the patch.
Cptasparagus: I like the new clipping interface, it loads a lot faster
lord_forcekin: the merfolk deck from a while ago btw didn’t wanna get you with the name the original owner wasn’t me
Sorator13: My proudest moment from this set was that blue equipment that manifests hitting my Patched Plaything so I swung for 8 flying damage on turn four
Dromos_GHG: The duskmourn EDSC ep was insane!
bo_brinkman: I got the Osgir precon (red/white) from Strixhaven at random in a silly con event, and I love him.
MarylandJutsu: this kind of tomfoolery?
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MarylandJutsu: oof
Sorator13: I hate the clipping interface but I tolerate it.
MarylandJutsu: *oop
korvys: "If you would like more of this energy, buy my book"
wordnerdify: Nice energy
MarylandJutsu: tomfoolery abound
ghizmou: I've seen worse plans
undecided44: As plans go, that one has legs... or wings?
MarylandJutsu: @undecided44 leg-wings
stippledotter: Can't block? Must attack? It's the bird site!
Sorator13: As plans go ,that one's illusionary yet still effective
Krillin_fan: it's important to focus on the positives!
lord_forcekin: I wanna get back in to legacy etc but dredge isn’t really a thing anymore makes me sad
TehAmelie: dad-blame-it
MarylandJutsu: dang, some of these opponents did not come to play
Gaz_L: oh, that reminded me, big applause for the vaudeville Crapshot from... last week?
ghizmou: hope for sheltered by ghosts next turn?
TehAmelie: i am still reeling from the return of Dave's Spokesman
ghizmou: woot
Strebenherz: Ian proceeds to Ian
MarylandJutsu: YES SHELETRED
micalovits: Massive indeed
electra310: The vaudeville one was very funny!
Gaz_L: "Ian ensues"
TheWriterAleph: @TehAmelie the spokesman breached containment
N0N3_2401: I used to play Tron back in 2019. Went in break, and started playing MTG again this month, and I heard no Tron deck uses Karn Liberated anymore. Was like, "What happened?" lol
lofilorax: gamer
MarylandJutsu: heck ye
Akaiatana: What a draw? Looks like a win to me
Diabore: i would not be happy to lose this game if i was op
Cptasparagus: 5 life burgers and... strife?
MarylandJutsu: never stopping big meow
Sorator13: increase the c l o w n
bo_brinkman:
@lord_forcekin I'm still dredging. You can do whatever you want if you don't care so much about win rate.
raulghoulia: This Disco Eylsium bit is gold. Perfect way to relate this
CrossXhunteR: those swamps are too blue
electra310: The clown must grow
MilkInBags: modern horizons happened
Diabore: if we draw a land its almost certainly lethal, because we can unblockable the bear, give it indestructible and 1 power, and the boff from the lionheart
ghizmou: they can't really block profitably
micalovits: Huh, I guess we have lethal
Diabore: hurray
MarylandJutsu: Huzzah
Sorator13: Double strike: it ends games!
electra310: What a comeback!
MarylandJutsu: never underestimate Double strike
definenull: What a steal
ghizmou: ranked up
CrossXhunteR: bye K
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MarylandJutsu: no lefting has been had
Gaz_L: will have been going to have left
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QuickHand98: Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food and hot eat the food
TehAmelie: now you're thinking with time travel!
BusTed: That's a good gag
Dog_of_Myth: Wow
Redbassist: !left
MarylandJutsu: AI could never
TehAmelie: except it doesn't wish, cause it has no hopes or fears
ghyllnox: "You have to be fairly skilled to come up with this level of tomfoolery"
bo_brinkman: I showed my 13yo daughter "The Dad Joke" and got a real solid laugh.
kragmabutch: i loved the drag (in terms of physics) joke it was so good
Sarah_Serinde: As someone who has too much experience with AI content due to my current job (sigh), AI is *so bad* at this stuff
bo_brinkman: Great acting by Graham in that one.
MarylandJutsu: just missed 4:30
MarylandJutsu: tragic
Gaz_L: dawww
MrSarkhan:
definenull: nahh plains are overrated
wordnerdify: you guys are very cute
MarylandJutsu: we all want things i suppose
dutchmoose: Someone asked if I used AI to help write my book and I felt kinda insulted about it
lirazel64: Ah, love...
TehAmelie: we'll miss you too!
CrossXhunteR: i watched the cheese rolling video earlier today, for the first time
Sorator13: @CrossXhunteR oh that's a fun time
micalovits: It will be tapepd however
micalovits: So stilll trigger survivors
TehAmelie: i think we're going with "sir-or-madam" to cover all quantum states of modes of address
raulghoulia: when I want cast a creature spell with a diverse group of participants I use the brand new magic mechanic conwoke
Akaiatana: "Deathtoucher" Always reminds me of the Muscle Touch sketch
MarylandJutsu: come onnnn big meow
Sorator13: @Akaiatana Muscle Touch would be very different if they had deathtouch
MilkInBags:
a....prompt? like AI!? 
Ukon_Cairns: very funny to have 1 card exiled with the survivor, and 1 card exiled with whats enchanting the survivor
Sorator13: oh man, they are trying
Sorator13: it's not working great but they tried
Sorator13: "they" being Arena's UX devs
definenull: jumpscare math?
definenull: oh nvm
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offbeatwitch: Goodbye.
wordnerdify: See you later, Kathleen
Strebenherz: Take care Kathleen
Sorator13: farewell Kathleen!
MarylandJutsu: goooodbyyyyyyeeee
micalovits: Thank you for the stream!
wordnerdify: It was nice to see you
QuixoticScrivener: Same
TehAmelie:
Wolfstrike_NL:
raulghoulia: your wife is funny
ghyllnox:
Thank you and I'm sorry! 
Ukon_Cairns:
KaleidoscopeMind: i feel like G will see kathleen tall-ly
Sorator13: There is an eyeball that looks attached to the empty chair and it's kinda freaky
Marvoleath: what do rollercaster now?
MarylandJutsu: or a second covered by ghosts
theamc2000: they realized their stuff untaos
Marvoleath: OK, this is suspicious
definenull: whoah!
definenull: RUDE
TehAmelie: Chair has evolved
Sorator13: OH
Krillin_fan: oof
MarylandJutsu: OH NO
micalovits: F
Molator: gg
MarylandJutsu: NOT SPLIT UP
Diabore: ruined
Sorator13: oh dear.
lofilorax: that was wild
TheWriterAleph: UHM.
CrossXhunteR: oh, we're screwed
thanzo: ohno
Frostwriter111: well that’s a blowout
wordnerdify: ouchie ouchie
Marvoleath:
definenull: welp
MarylandJutsu: Too many lands *cries*
CrossXhunteR: more. land.
offbeatwitch: james must be nearby
JKBalch: That is unfortunate, the lands just don't stop coming
definenull: kathleen come back! we need your luck!
Ukon_Cairns: with this many lands the next rollercrusher is gonna be awesome
Krillin_fan: the wheels didn't just fall off, they done exploded
MarylandJutsu: great googly moogly
MarylandJutsu: dang it
offbeatwitch: cool
lofilorax: more land!
wordnerdify: oh, more land. Just what we need
bo_brinkman: James?
stippledotter: Marriage makes mens life expectancy go up, you see
offbeatwitch: i love 12 lands
MarylandJutsu: i hate when too much land
TehAmelie: this is james' vengeance. it's only for Graham, so that's why Kathleen kept him safe
Sorator13:
(could you move the chair again pls )
wordnerdify: we will take whatever amount of Graham magic playing he grants us
Marvoleath: I sometimes wonder if we are already in 16 lands by default formats, or is it still ahead of us and 17 is the base
Sorator13: thankies
theamc2000: bye chair
stippledotter: That was a chair-atable choice
Only_Exception: you winning son?
TehAmelie: i thought it was fun the chair looked like it had grown eyes
MarylandJutsu: four damage is four damage
Sorator13: @TehAmelie It was neat/freaky but also it blocked cards in hand
Akaiatana: Suspicious Armchair
korvys: !card Patched Plaything
LRRbot: Patched Plaything [2W] | Artifact Creature — Toy [4/3] | Double strike / Patched Plaything enters with two −1/−1 counters on it if you cast it from your hand.
micalovits: That seems dangerous
MarylandJutsu: the scaries of all cards.....land
MarylandJutsu: *scariest
Wolfstrike_NL: kinda funny we hyjacked 2 lands now
definenull: they get free ramp.. yay...
theamc2000: but what does deghosting do?
Diabore: not blocking first?
Sorator13: @definenull "free"
Diabore: a really good creature
Diabore: sucks theyre just dead
micalovits: I mean,they are very very dead but... Cool
theamc2000: lava axe
Diabore: dead both on, and off board
Cptasparagus: have you considered having a boy so you can have a sonogram of SonOfGraham?
definenull: uh oh
Diabore: !card floodpits drowner
LRRbot: Floodpits Drowner [1U] | Creature — Merfolk [2/1] | Flash / Vigilance / When Floodpits Drowner enters, tap target creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it. / {1}{U}, {T}: Shuffle Floodpits Drowner and target creature with a stun counter on it into their owners' libraries.
MarylandJutsu: mmm free life
TehAmelie: the "fear of" cards make me think of A Fantastic Fear of Everything. could have been a fun five color card
DoomBringerIL: missed lethal?
theamc2000: or just impend
Spades_Slicc: @DoomBringerIL No I don't think OP could've done 29 there
Sorator13: Overlord goes face
micalovits: I mean, they had mana up so we don't know if the overlrod would have resolved
Sorator13: yeah
Diabore: we wanted to do the fun thing chat, which was rollercrusher
JKBalch: Possible counterspell
Sorator13: @Diabore which is absolutely fine
MarylandJutsu: all right we got this
theamc2000: I said just impend , to draw land not missed lethal
Akaiatana: Working as impended
theamc2000: @akaiatana good one
TehAmelie: it's a good day when you learn something new!
lamina5432: always forward never learning
MarylandJutsu: a role mohdell?
theamc2000: oh no. pet sound man
DrLigmaPhD: Master of the House?
Sorator13: @TehAmelie several folks have pointed out the missed opportunity for "fear of flooding" (as in land/mana)
Diabore: ops a key jangler
TehAmelie: heh
wordnerdify: Gotta run. Thanks for the stream, Graham. Have a nice evening!
definenull: beep beep
Diabore: now we dont need to put a lifelink on now
TehAmelie: i learned Don Quixote was not originally written in French. wild.
Diabore: budget cuts, bottomless pools are in short supply
twistedsylvan: Oh my god, the center of the battlefield is that one playmat we all had as kids
Diabore: they need so much water
MarylandJutsu: yep the driveway
korvys: !card Reluctant Role Model
LRRbot: Reluctant Role Model [1W] | Creature — Human Survivor [2/2] | Survival — At the beginning of your second main phase, if Reluctant Role Model is tapped, put a flying, lifelink, or +1/+1 counter on it. / Whenever Reluctant Role Model or another creature you control dies, if it had counters on it, put those counters on up to one target creature.
MarylandJutsu: its neato....brito
MarylandJutsu: *burrito
micalovits: Huh, I never saw the moth before now
definenull: there are moths everywhere
theamc2000: I dislike the eye plants
Diabore: next turn we can clown and unblock
micalovits: I honestly think the playmate might be better than the clown this turn, but yea... Last turn
twistedsylvan: oh, the tvs didn't like that I guess
definenull: i like pushing for damage wherever possible in this match-up
TehAmelie: i dislike the spiderwebs. it looks like Shelob had a snack in front of the TV here
Sorator13: I love the TV effects
theamc2000: there was not enough moths in duskmourn
twistedsylvan: I know some people really dislike the 80s horror flavor of this set, but I think they did a fantastic job with it
Diabore: AHHH
theamc2000: 80s horror is something I never interacted with
definenull: kill it with fire!
Diabore: kill it with (scorching dragon)fire!
definenull:
more choo choo!
TehAmelie: i bet they have a lot of arguments with Lord of the Pit
lamina5432: duskmourn two will be a really long train.
Marvoleath: @twistedsylvan I only wished they tuned down the ghost busters tech on cards
MarylandJutsu: yayyyyyyy
Diabore: up to x creatures is messed up
TehAmelie: i'm the lord of all pits, that includes floodpits! nuh-uh, i'm the OVERlord of those
definenull: o//
RayFK: Looks like you got uh ohhh meatied
definenull: oop OP mistimed that probably
CrossXhunteR: opponent heard you had to go
Diabore: oh they just die?
MarylandJutsu: welp
micalovits: They played it to late by accident
Diabore: they definitely should have tapped cheerleader pre attacks
Aceviru: Wooo
Sorator13: \o/
Molator: you get to keep your job
Sorator13: Take that, James!
TehAmelie: woot
Dog_of_Myth:
stippledotter:
Dread_Pirate_Westley: By Adam's rules, that means Graham can't fire you!
DoomBringerIL: eat it JAMES @LoadingReadyRun
Marvoleath:
yay, now Graham does not have to fire you
definenull: hooray job security!
Sorator13: pff
Diabore: are we facing 2 mono colour decks back to back?
Diabore: no, ok
Akaiatana: "Putting the Clown Out There," a LRR biography
Spades_Slicc: I mean a 10 point lifeswing isn't bad
MarylandJutsu: dawwww its a fbilthwip pplayer avatar
MarylandJutsu: i love taht scrungle
definenull: uh... one more?
Aceviru: Just clowning around
TehAmelie: crushed by the coaster!
Diabore: sadly dont think we can one more
RayFK: That one only took 2 minute
theamc2000: no more
RayFK: You got time
theamc2000: Ggs
Krillin_fan: OP couldn't handle the ups and downs
DoomBringerIL: 1 more
KeytarCat: Loading Ready Riography
Spades_Slicc: !card rollercrush
LRRbot: The Rollercrusher Ride [X2R] | Legendary Enchantment | Delirium — If a source you control would deal noncombat damage to a permanent or player while there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, it deals double that damage instead. / When The Rollercrusher Ride enters, it deals X damage to each of up to X target creatures.
RayFK: HA
RayFK: THIS ONE WILL BE 15 MINUTES
Dog_of_Myth:
krypt0nite_:
Heyo! You just crushed me out of this world
Diabore: note it, i was the voice of reason
Akaiatana: This will be The Long Game
Spades_Slicc: get turbo fogged
LurkerSpine:
got time to hit cancel 
DoomBringerIL: 30 min timer each side is gonna b used
Sorator13:
@krypt0nite_
krypt0nite_:
You screwed me by exiling the pig I was relying on it for the green mana 
RayFK: Hee
RayFK: Hee
RayFK: Hee
theamc2000: Hee
RayFK: Chat don't emulate me, I'm a monster
micalovits: Hee
RayFK: GDI okay this one is my fault
kumatsu: @RayFK chat messages you can hear
DoomBringerIL: sleeves will only cost u 2 eyeballs @LoadingReadyRun
krypt0nite_:
And then you just had straight gas That was my 3rd loss. 4-3 with the deck, not so bad. but thanks for the game also
RayFK: I could FEEL those arms crossed
DoomBringerIL: relevant for chainsaw
DoomBringerIL: u get 2 counters
CrossXhunteR: in case the sign off gets abrupted, is there a FNPF tomorrow?
Molator: this is sadness
Kipstar: "I enjoy watching token's life flash out"
RayFK: Hey you're the one who kept this hand
Diabore: @CrossXhunteR yes, the yearly costume commander
TehAmelie: save us, Fisher Price
CrossXhunteR: bueno
Spades_Slicc: Surely OP casting spells has never been a problem in any game of magic ever
theamc2000: nice of them
micalovits: That... Is sorta a plan?
LurkerSpine: I feel like that's good for you lol
Krillin_fan: ahh yes, the plan for the overlord, overlord's plan, the plan specifically for the overlord
definenull: here comes the value train
Spades_Slicc: they trade a creature for delaying your overlord when you're clearly off a color and/or short on land. I don't hate it
Diabore: i think doll? its close
micalovits: Bookworm lets you smash
micalovits: But don't see us winning anyway
CrossXhunteR: huh
DoomBringerIL: ye of little faith
definenull: huh.
offbeatwitch: we need to draw 4 plains
definenull: that's a special guest i guess
Diabore: not yet at least
TehAmelie: our plains have deserted us
Aceviru: Hold. HOLD
Molator: no bueno
Spades_Slicc: @TehAmelie farmers in the dust bowl
DoomBringerIL: i believe
micalovits: I like the fear?
Diabore: i like fear now, hold crusher
RayFK: Fear and stop their doll?
theamc2000: if you play fear and target the doll it sacrifices
DoomBringerIL: clear their board
korvys: Fear, and if you draw another land, you can kill all 3
korvys: Oh, wait
korvys: No, I'm wrong is why
korvys: sorry
korvys: I was saying me, wait
micalovits: We also have a 5/5
DoomBringerIL: we win this
DoomBringerIL: EZ
Krillin_fan: he's starting to believe
kumatsu: I want to believe
RayFK: Every attack nuke for 4 is pretty dang good
Spades_Slicc: Don't believe in yourself. Believe in the me that believes in you
definenull: is the comeback real?
CrossXhunteR: you did it
micalovits: Guess we DO win these
korvys: Overlord seems strong
krypt0nite_: Bombs do be bombs
TehAmelie: what a turnaround
MilkInBags:
CrossXhunteR: 5pm on the dot
Krillin_fan:
Molator:
lofilorax:
Aceviru: LETS GOOO
definenull: GAMER
korvys: on the dot
theamc2000: easy
SilverHalcyon: one more game
Aceviru: (home)
offbeatwitch: well slap my hat clean off
DoomBringerIL: knew it from the start
Sorator13: Turns out, 4 damage every turn on a stick is pretty good!
Sorator13: also, Just In Time
TehAmelie: like some sort of. . .rollercoaster ride
thanzo:
lamina5432: have a good night
Marvoleath: !patreon
Marvoleath: !prime
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GapFiller:
thanks for streaming G 
Marvoleath: !cardkingdom
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Sorator13: thanks G!
Marvoleath: !dragonshield ?
LostThePirate: Oh yay, I'm not late for TRAINS
xantos69:
50 Bits!
Marvoleath: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Long Game (Choo Choo! We train barons y'all! Game: Ticket to Ride Legacy) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (1m ago).
definenull: choo choo!
Driosenth: chathew
definenull:
Dog_of_Myth:
TehAmelie:
A1_Saucy: Take the last train to Clarksville And I'll meet you at the station You can be here by 4:30 'Cause I've made your reservation
thrythlind: oh... I see they're being mysterious as to whether it's Beej or James
serramarkov: Ah don't be slow, oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
A1_Saucy:
kusinohki: meows
SnackPak_:
trains
A1_Saucy: those aren't pillows
DaxStrife: [Preparing intensifies]
Kentosaurus: Train time
LostThePirate: HI
TehAmelie: ahoy!
stippledotter: Gosh I love this intro
Sorator13: James, did you hear what Kathleen said about that?
midnightcurryjazz:
nelly
Dog_of_Myth: Oh, it's Nelson first time
v_nome: Why is Blue Sky the hot new thing of the day?
definenull:
nelly's back!
thrythlind: meanwhile, I've got a program scanning my tweets to delete
Sarah_Serinde:
I'm excited to see Nelly play this game for the very first time
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: First time Nelly
stippledotter: @v_nome bird site got worse
thrythlind: also, I'm posting a lot on Mastodon and Bluesky due to the backerkit campaign
Dog_of_Myth: @v_nome twitter being dumb with new rules and "features"
A1_Saucy: if you love a streamer, set them free
TehAmelie: build 16 trains and what do you get, a piggyback ride and deeper inland
ghyllnox: That happens irl, we just keep saying you do have to pay and hound you irl
53 raiders from unarmedoracle have joined!
ghyllnox: Cam fam
KaleidoscopeMind: Fameron fameron
LordZarano: Welcam fam!
KaleidoscopeMind: *Cameron fameron
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Mother nature is doing her best to get rid of Florida (I say this as a Floridian).
Kentosaurus: 1885 was movie
LostThePirate: Wasn't it back in 2015?
Kentosaurus: It was 2015 in part II
EvilBadman: 2015 yeah
A1_Saucy: and don't feed momma o'connel after midnight
adept_nekomancer: The future in back to the future was 9 years ago, yes
korvys: 1885, 1955, 1985, 2015
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Yeah, I was going to say. I remember celebrating it years ago.
Jillexie: The years for all three movies were 1985, 1955, 2015, and 1885
A1_Saucy: where is my hover board!
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