Bonus Stream || Graham's out, let's play good games!

  Juliamon: well, I have access to the tips hotline
  Juliamon: did you know Sims 4 is releasing an update that lets you bone the Grim Reaper again?
 malfnord: Huh.
 TehAmelie: i figured the paying expensive money for questionable cheat engines to win at online games for points was a worn out story back when it was Rainbow 6 Siege
 malfnord: I'd say EA knows their audience, but then again I still remember their last try at SimCity, so...
 TehAmelie: didn't know they ever stopped
  Juliamon: but yeah, cheating software is not really news unless it does something particularly special
 TehAmelie: still remember this teen who was sued for selling cheats for £14/day
 TehAmelie: guess it isn't surprising the audience that would pay that kind of fee for cheating at games is still full of suckers
  Juliamon: There's a new one born every minute, so they say
 baltimore_667083: !box
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 TehAmelie: don't mention the Mox DIamond
 Nigouki: !fart
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 Wolfstrike_NL: @Juliamon Yesterdays homework done, hopefully Talking Sim end up on the higher side this week for amount of clips. 
 TehAmelie: ha, Penny Arcade's strip for the day: "Rainbow 6 Siege Cheaters"
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 Earthenone:   
 korvys: 
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 TXC2: CONTACT
 baltimore_667083:   
 Nigouki: recursive trash D:
 TXC2 comes running in from civ 6
 KBKarma: But what could this *beeeeeee*?!
 Earthenone: but yesterday was portmantuesday. i guess thats why the advice is bad
 TheAinMAP:   
 iris_of_ether:  ?
Metric_Furlong: @TXC2 run faster, it's right behind you!
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 TheDangerWaffle: LMAO the logo in the bin is sending me
 Diabore: love the trash can
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 accountmadeforants: Watch and Play? More like Watch and Play some good games for once, eh? 
Jethrain: Garbage day again so soon?
 lightfut: Watched and also played
 TehAmelie: we're ready to lie down with the devil
 TheAinMAP: Garbage day was put in the garbage.
 TXC2: we're in bizzaro world Play and watch
 TheAinMAP: 
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 JadedCynic: waste collection deferred due to unavoidable circumstances; now we get some good stuff today, instead! 
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 Wolfstrike_NL: If we end up playing demo games today, I will again pitch Demolition Day instead of Garbage Day for this stream.
 JadedCynic: @Wolfstrike_NL I second this
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 TehAmelie: time for Alex to do whatever he wants! *is immediately under Saruman's mind control spell*
 RocknGrohlNerd: 
 TXC2: here we GO!
 TheAinMAP:    
 BraveOthello: Someone hit the wrong intro button
 TXC2: Hello Alex
 JadedCynic: @BraveOthello nope
 TehAmelie: hello!
 TheMerricat: @BraveOthello It _is_ a bonus stream. 
 KBKarma: It's that guy!
 TheAinMAP: Hello.
epsilon_vee: ohai
Metric_Furlong: hello to you too Alex
 Nigouki: hallo
 BraveOthello: Yeah I just noticed
  QuixoticScrivener: A wild Alex has appeared.
 RocknGrohlNerd: a wild Alex appeared
 TXC2: howdy do do too you too
 TheDangerWaffle: hi
Krektogar: Alex!
 RocknGrohlNerd: hello chat
Artificer_Evan: hello.
offbeatwitch: Graham is gone.
Invitare: how do we know there's no Graham?
 TheAinMAP: Graham gone
 Mai_Andra: HamsterDance dot htm
lady_olynder: Spire noises?
 accountmadeforants: The Disappearance of Graham Stark
 DoodlestheGreat: H'lo, Alex.
NimrodXIV: Graham escaped the trash
 malfnord: Have you checked in the ceiling?
 Nigouki: Graham has been pickled by Adam and Ben...
 Therberus: A dumpless watch & play? Joy for Alex!
 Wolfstrike_NL: Hi empty chair that holds Graham's entire presence.
 TehAmelie: @NimrodXIV to go to Vegas. . .
 MrQBear: Alex has placed Graham inside the steam mines to mine for more games?
 GhostValv: 
 wench_tacular: 
epsilon_vee: computers: working great, all the time
 KBKarma: Hooray!
aggrocrow: It's Alex! Love me an Alex
Invitare: you should try being electrically lit instead
 empyreon: 
 JadedCynic: Stream looks good
 korvys: Good... games? Those exist?
 RocknGrohlNerd: hi everybody, Graham (not) here
 KBKarma: 
 Therberus: Jalopy? I hope it's Jalopy
 TXC2: an amose boosh of games ?
 DoodlestheGreat: Kewl.
 TXC2: !patreon
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 KBKarma: Th'intro!
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 korvys: !yt
 TXC2: BraveOthello  por que no los dos?
 DigitalSeahorse:   
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josh___something: OOOOOOH
 korvys: Oh damn!
 Brozard: Ah, this game
 MrQBear: Hell yeah
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fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: this song sounds very familiar
 KBKarma: That sounds exactly like the sort of thing you might enjoy.
 Earthenone: buckshot roulerre, everyones a winner!
 AtakChees: OOooOOooo
NimrodXIV: ooooooh
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 TheAinMAP: Gambling?
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Artificer_Evan: huh
JoTyler: Content warning for shooting self and opponent
 TXC2: anon 
 niccus: easiest aiming in a shooting game ever
 BraveOthello: @theainmap Gambling? I'm in!
 KBKarma: Afraid?
 Dreadelicious: Banger alert
 Wolfstrike_NL: Afraid?  No, Confused? Yes
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Metric_Furlong: boy that is some headbob, alright
 iris_of_ether: Unz unz unz unz
 wench_tacular: 
 TXC2: oh shit the russian rave
 TehAmelie: it definitely looks like a color negative Prayer Warriors
 Nigouki: no party like a chernobyl sarcophagus party
 DoodlestheGreat: boom*tsk*boom*tsk*boom*tsk*boom*tsk*boom*tsk*boom*tsk*
 DigitalSeahorse:    rave roulette
 LostThePirate: Alex sounds real quiet compared to that thumping music
 public_key_reveal_party: I kinda do love this game, and that is not actually a recommendation that you should play it
 AFamiliarCalledEl: Oh, this game is cool
 KBKarma: OH GODS.
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NimrodXIV: great start!
 wench_tacular: good start
 JadedCynic: wow, I might sign off just to use that keypad devices
 korvys: !cw
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DEATHlikescats: nice
 TXC2: ok, this....this sure is a concept
 TheAinMAP: 
 JadedCynic: dangit
 JadedCynic: now 3: 1 
 public_key_reveal_party: 3 blank 2 live
 MrQBear: Wow
 Diabore: rip
 wench_tacular: 
Metric_Furlong: ah, the downsides of gambling
 JadedCynic: welp
 ekimekim: woooow
 Atarra: this feels wildly unfair
 KBKarma: Game over, you lose.
 korvys: It gets more strategic
 korvys: Yeah
flouncy_magooo: This says a lot about society
 JadedCynic:   
 KBKarma: This looks like some kind of prison.
 TXC2: how did we get up to here?
 public_key_reveal_party: Defribulators are the standard treatment for gunshot wounds right?
 JadedCynic: I'll be outside on the dance floor
 GreatWahooney: does this technically count as a first person shooter
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 kristian_fischer: Waaaait a minute... this doesn't look like trash?
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 JadedCynic: aw, dealer don't look so happy now
 KBKarma: @public_key_reveal_party Red v Blue - mouth to mouth is treatment for a bullet wound.
 CaptainSpam: I like how defib is the answer to BEING SHOT IN THE FACE.
 KBKarma: Ayyy!
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 JadedCynic: yay
 TXC2: winner!
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 KBKarma: Good show that meat!
NimrodXIV: now it gets more interesting
Despoiler98: @CaptainSpam electricity solves all problems
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 accountmadeforants: 
 TheAinMAP: 
 TehAmelie: i figure we're a robot, with the charges of health and all
 JadedCynic: love the old, pre-8bit sfx from the 'ui'
 rustenskurk: Speaking of aesthetic, I'm curious Alex did you ever play Lethal Company?
 TXC2: kinky
 TehAmelie: a robot called Meat, very subversive
 RealGamerCow: We are also a demon
Despoiler98: well then
 KBKarma: Good show!
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 TXC2: was that a windows noise ? 
 TheMerricat: He has items too... 
 kristian_fischer: I assume G isn't here because of the Magic Times?
 TehAmelie: classic filters,  yes indeed game
Despoiler98: easter egg
 Diabore: crack a brew
 JadedCynic: wait, God's release form?
 TXC2: kristian_fischer  preping for Vegas yes
 GreatWahooney: @TXC2 thanks, I was looking for a notification on my pc
Despoiler98: yeah covered in blood, which means God Lost
 kristian_fischer: @TXC2 Figured
 Diabore: 50/50
 KBKarma: Ah, and the dealer has all the unused items.
 PixelArtDragon: What if you use the beer on the last round?
 JadedCynic: um
 Diabore: we skip a turn though
 KBKarma: Next one's live!
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 TXC2: all that for a drop of blood
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 ThrinagaBattleheart: 
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 KBKarma: Oh yeah.
 GreatWahooney: what's that gun made of if you can slice it with a knife
 TehAmelie: the shotgun regenerated
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 JadedCynic: @GreatWahooney IKR?
 MrQBear: @GreatWahooney THEY can slice it with the knife. you have the saw it off.
 kristian_fischer: Shortgun made of meat.
Despoiler98: @GreatWahooney one that regenerates
 type_variable: this game slaps
 KBKarma: 3/5 chance of a boom.
 public_key_reveal_party: You could use this game to teach statistics
 KBKarma: Ah, can't overcap.
 TXC2: well now we know
 TXC2: can you mouse over the dealer's items ?
 KBKarma: Hover over the knife, see if you can see what it does.
 Dreadelicious: no over heal
 accountmadeforants: This explains those MENTLEGEN Spy memes, man's just trying to heal.
 RocknGrohlNerd: see chat, smoking is not only cool, it also provides extra health
 Dreadelicious: saw makes it do double damage
 Mnemonicman: Information is ammunition. So said that Adam Steiner guy.
 TehAmelie: in the 1990s a study showed smoking doesn't calm you down at all except for reducing the stress of nicotine withdrawal for addicts
 korvys: There's only live ones left
 KBKarma: Buh bye
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 KBKarma: Yup, knife doubles damage.
 Diabore: 1 live left
 JadedCynic: 1 live round left
 Coloneljesus: what's this game called?
 TXC2: TehAmelie  not even as a placebo?
 ThrinagaBattleheart: Buckshot Roulette
  Juliamon: Buckshot Roulette
 Coloneljesus: ty!
 TehAmelie: apparently not
 JadedCynic: 3: 3
 TehAmelie: it is a powerful stimulant i guess
 KBKarma: Fiddy fiddy
 Dreadelicious: bang
 notthepenguins: whaton eart have i just opened this stream to
 notthepenguins: *what on earth
 Dreadelicious: piwo
 JadedCynic: 2:2
 TXC2: notthepenguins  welcome to Buckshot roulette
 Diabore: if this is shot we win
 ekimekim: beer is good for breaking a tie, but once you're at 3:2 you're better off gambling
 Diabore: FUCK
 KBKarma: Uh oh.
 JadedCynic: welp
 niccus: speaking of no longer thinking
 Dreadelicious: welp
 ThrinagaBattleheart: So fucked 
 TXC2: the wolverine of shotguns
 wench_tacular: 
  QuixoticScrivener: I think this game might have a mature rating.
 malfnord: say g'night, gracie
 KBKarma: Well, thankfully yer man doesn't have a knife.
 RocknGrohlNerd: maybe our opp will forger to shoot
 RocknGrohlNerd: nope never mind
 public_key_reveal_party: @rockngrohlnerd play to your outside though
 JadedCynic: 1:1
 KBKarma: Well goodnight.
 JadedCynic: now there's yeah
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 public_key_reveal_party: There is a whole arg around this iirc
 KBKarma: Ah, still round 2.
 TehAmelie: streaming and reading chat adds two levels of difficulty to any game right
 KBKarma: Oh well.
 accountmadeforants: Apparently they also added multiplayer (it's currently in beta, will release the 31st)
 KBKarma: Ciggies.
 niccus: the author also recently released a collection of mini horror experiences
 JadedCynic: @KBKarma yeah, keeps your 'success' progress at least
 PixelArtDragon: Am I reasoning this correctly? If you're at 1-1 rounds, shoot the dealer always because if it was a blank, you're dead whether you aim at the dealer or not
 type_variable: where is adam he loves flipping coins
 JadedCynic: 2:2
 GlennSeto: or a very short one
 JadedCynic: "I  am fully charged!
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 Denny40k: What's all this then
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 JadedCynic: 2:2
offbeatwitch: @PixelArtDragon if you shoot yourself with a blank you get an extra turn
 KBKarma: 2 live, 2 dead.
 JadedCynic: 1live: 2blank
 KBKarma: Now that.
 AugmentingPath: ooh, unlucky
  QuixoticScrivener: this game is cheating
 JadedCynic: 1/3 odds and still
 Brozard: wow, so rude
 KBKarma: Empty.
 ThrinagaBattleheart: WELP
 JadedCynic: 1 blank
 baltimore_667083: this game is literally pulling a houston astros
 gualdhar: is there a benefit to shooting yourself with a blank?
 JadedCynic: and done
 type_variable: @gualdhar you get another turn
 accountmadeforants: @gualdhar Skips the dealer's turn
 TXC2: gualdhar  you get to go again
  Juliamon: gualdhar Dealer skips a turn
 ThrinagaBattleheart: Shooting yourself with a blank skips the opponent's turn
 JadedCynic: 3 live : 2 blank
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 Hangedman: good ol grimy textures
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 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: What is this, Saw the party game?
 KBKarma: 3/5 chance.
 JadedCynic: @I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo pretty much, really
 KBKarma: Dead shell.
 JadedCynic: @KBKarma BLANK SHELL
 KBKarma: Ooo, clever.
 public_key_reveal_party: So you have to use statistics to win here, so I'm counting this as edutainment
 JadedCynic: 2: 1
 accountmadeforants: Oh, this is gonna be a big turn
 JadedCynic: 1: 1
 TXC2: Lets go!
 ThrinagaBattleheart: They have a lot of stuff though
 Brozard: YUH
 KBKarma: Haha! Nice!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 RocknGrohlNerd: first try
 KBKarma: He's gonna have to blow both his ciggies.
 ThrinagaBattleheart: Knife, two cigarettes, and magnifying glass
 AugmentingPath: welp, we're gonna get shot
 JadedCynic: and now a live round
 JadedCynic: and now he gets his health back
 TehAmelie: funny, now that for once we're free of Grahams rule you elect to play the most messed up game since the face eating simulator
  QuixoticScrivener: all your work undowe
 JadedCynic: double power, too
 TXC2: the uno reversal card
TomfooleryFox: woah woah just came in, this(??) looks horrifying
 JadedCynic: @QuixoticScrivener easy come, easy go
 SkylerRingtail: @TehAmelie Face eating simulator???
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 JadedCynic: @TomfooleryFox "Buckshot Roulette"
 Denny40k: Standard gun functions
 notthepenguins: as near as I can tell @tomfooleryfox this is the exciting game of "point a shotgun at each other and pull the trigger untl someone fucking dies"
 KBKarma: fiddy fiddy
TomfooleryFox: @jadedcynic yikes
 lamina5432: disturbingly good sound design
 JadedCynic: also Defibs don't work like that, either 
 korvys: Shooting yourself is the same, but free
 niccus: it's perfectly safe if you're perfectly lucky
 accountmadeforants: They're named buckshot after bucks. Like buck horns, the gun can regrow 
 korvys: (if you know it's a blank)
 ThrinagaBattleheart: And the dealer has two more cigarettes XD
 GlennSeto: Wouldn't work anymore because of the racking mechanism or ballistics?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 KBKarma: Well, that looks like it hurt.
 ThrinagaBattleheart: Welp you ded I think
 JadedCynic: @accountmadeforants yeah, the size of the pellets - buckshot is used for shooting deer (male deer are bucks)
TomfooleryFox: @notthepenguins a classic ‘relax and unwind’ title
 KBKarma: Haha!
 TXC2: GlennSeto  well it cuts the magazine tube as well, so that would stop feeding 
 SkylerRingtail: Huh. So the Dealer can make mistakes
 korvys: 1 live left
 TehAmelie: was that the first time today the dealer shot himself?
 notthepenguins: he shot himself in the face
 ThrinagaBattleheart: He forgot the shells XD
  QuixoticScrivener: they're styling on you
 KBKarma: He only saw his *next* shot.
 JadedCynic: so apparently the dealer doesn' thave  perfect prediction
ButButTheJesus: hi folks, just got here too. are we made of meat
 DigitalSeahorse: he tried to clear blanks on himself
 JadedCynic: yep, new round
 notthepenguins: lost the 50/50 on shot 2
 KBKarma: Yup.
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 AaronBSam: 130 month subiversary and tomorrow is my BIRTHDAY! Hooray! WATCH AND PRAY!
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 TXC2: hello ButButTheJesus  welcome
 accountmadeforants: @JadedCynic Common misconception, it's definitely the regrowing barrel thing 
 JadedCynic: 5: 2 
 JadedCynic: yep
 JadedCynic: lotsa live rounds
 KBKarma: That's a hell of a mg.
 AugmentingPath: seems winnable
 ekimekim: ok you have a chance...just gotta handcuff, use the knife, and pray
 korvys: Just go ham, I think
 KBKarma: *mag
 ThrinagaBattleheart: I mean, you're dead on his turn
Bearudite: hanccuff and saw off and you might just get him
  QuixoticScrivener: handcuff, double shot and hope for luck
 gualdhar: idk, use both and go all out just this once Senpai?
 KBKarma: Cut the barrel!
 PixelArtDragon: Could you just hope for luck and go all out on them?
 zerragonoss: Yep dps and dont let him heal.
 Strebenherz: Good afternoon, how is dis game?
 ThrinagaBattleheart: Just Hail Mary it yeah
 notthepenguins: well, cuff and knife gives yo a decent chance of just kill him i think
 KBKarma: Yeah!
 JadedCynic: crossing fingers
 korvys: It's in your favour to just unload
 GlennSeto: Right, classic sawed-offs are fed at the bass of the barrel.
 KBKarma: Good luck!
 JadedCynic: yes
 KBKarma: Nice!
 AugmentingPath: do cuffs keep him from smoking?
 JadedCynic: now 4live: 2bloank
 ekimekim: ok, 2/3 chance to finish the job
 JadedCynic: 2:1 odds
 BITs19_: Dealer and pray
 type_variable: cuffs make him skip a turn
 korvys: Before he can heal
 KBKarma: Do it again!
 TXC2: AugmentingPath  makes them skip a turn
 JadedCynic: YAY
 AugmentingPath: nice
Desruprot: oh this game
 BusTed: 
 gualdhar: pinata time!
 accountmadeforants: 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 KV1NN4: So this game is... very unique. ;
 boyesie: 
 ohohojoesama: Sick
 KBKarma: Weee hah!
 Brozard: 
 TXC2: Winner!
 Mnemonicman: 
 shendaras: 
 wench_tacular:    
ogundiety: What is the name of htis game?
 TheAinMAP: 
 TehAmelie: if potato salad came out that would have been weird
 Strebenherz: what is this game called?
 Drasvin: 
 Brozard: Meat! Meat! Meat! Meat!
 niccus: you'll stay all night if you get lucky
  Juliamon: Buckshot Roulette
 JadedCynic: love those SFX 
 TXC2: ogundiety  buckshot roulette
Desruprot: now you play for keeps
 DigitalSeahorse: 
ButButTheJesus: MEAT!
 AugmentingPath: @TXC2 right, I just wasn't sure if it skipped only the shooting part or also the item-using part
 blepharic: 
 JadedCynic: SUDDEN DEATH! 
 RocknGrohlNerd: potato salad, would go down real smooth right now
 JadedCynic: huh
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: I mean that was a Hustle bit right?
 JadedCynic: OH CRAP
 ekimekim: 1 live, 2 dud
  QuixoticScrivener: 2 blank, 1 live
 Bruceski: one live 2 blanks
TomfooleryFox: being shot in the face can be cured by defibs?
 KBKarma: 2 blank, 1 live.
 arcaneIllumination: 1:2
 shendaras: 1 live, 2 blank
Bearudite: 3 blank 1 live
 JRandomHacker: 1 Live 2 Blank
DrWreckage: 2 blank 1 live
 DigitalSeahorse: one live one dud
 AaronBSam: 1 red, 2 black
 JadedCynic: @AaronBSam *blue
 Mollylele: just tuned in to this unhinged tarot spread
 KBKarma: One live!
 JadedCynic: heya Molly!
 TXC2: hello Mollylele  welcome
 JadedCynic: got the one live round
ButButTheJesus: @Mollylele all the cards are Death
 KBKarma: @Mollylele  
  QuixoticScrivener: 2 blank
 JadedCynic: 0 : 2
 Bruceski: 2 blanks in there
 gualdhar: two blanks left
 JadedCynic: two blanks
 korvys: 1:2
Bearudite: 2 blanks
 arcaneIllumination: 2 blanks
 KBKarma: 2 blanks.
 ThrinagaBattleheart: Looks like it's six health each
3PlayerPolitics: ooh solo Alex W+P?!
 GlennSeto: @mollylele The death card came up way early.
 SquareDotCube: yeah you didn't have to use the handcuffs
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 JadedCynic: 4: 4
 arcaneIllumination: 4:4
 Bruceski: 4:4
 gualdhar: 4:4
 korvys: Cuffs were a waste, unfortunately, but then again, you have many items
 Brozard: 4:$
 AugmentingPath: that's so many knives for the dealer
 notthepenguins: 4:4
 blepharic: $:$
 CaptainSpam: 4:4
 KBKarma: Graham is regretting not being here.
Desruprot: 
 AaronBSam: 4-4
 JadedCynic: four live, four blank
 7gorobei: 4:4
 SkylerRingtail: Imagine the nerve of pointing a shotgun at your head and pulling the trigger, even if you 'know' it's a blank
  QuixoticScrivener: just handcuff and start blasting?
 PixelArtDragon: Can you double up on knives?
 arcaneIllumination: lock and shoot
 SquareDotCube: so given the pattern I'd say it's not mixed
 GlennSeto: With that many handcuffs? The best or the worst cards.
 boyesie: Is the order on the tray the same as the load order?
 TheMerricat: Saws don't matter if you never let him shoot
 TehAmelie: @SkylerRingtail what do you really know when the other guy loaded it
 TXC2: SkylerRingtail  IRL a blank at this range would still kill 
 accountmadeforants: I wonder if you can even chain handguns, the fact that they stick around until they actually get a turn makes me think not
 ekimekim: boyesie: no, it's randomized
Metric_Furlong: @boyesie no
 accountmadeforants: *handcuffs
Zu_o: @SkylerRingtail well, on top of that, blanks aren't *non-lethal* at that range
 boyesie: Cool
 notthepenguins: tbf @txc2 in this case the "blank" appears to be "no propellant at all"
 0x6772: Wasn't that a waste of the handcuffs?
 KBKarma: Oh, nice.
 JadedCynic: @Zu_o by 'blank' the mean DUD rounds with no primer, presumably
 nessiah_aries: Oh hai. I see Alex managed to find a Quarter in the W+P dumpster and went back to Vegas. Good for him.
 type_variable: the way the music goes away when you point it at yourself
  QuixoticScrivener: recuff?
 GlennSeto: nice
 DigitalSeahorse:  🍀
 ekimekim: 0x6772: no, handcuffs apply until the dealer *would* act
 Strebenherz: WHELP
 JadedCynic: shoulda used cuffs
 KBKarma: Ah well.
 0x6772: @ekimekim okay, cool
 SkylerRingtail: So many knives
 KBKarma: And he has maggies.
  QuixoticScrivener: lies!
 CaptainSpam: It would be hilarious if the dealer could use all three knives to somehow make a sawed-off sawed-off sawed-off.
 TehAmelie: at least you probably can't combo knives
 Bruceski: 2:2
 0x6772: @TehAmelie Keep cutting till only the stock's left
 notthepenguins: he's got another magnifying glass so
 Dreadelicious: and a very sturdy table
 JadedCynic: @TehAmelie yeah, looks like it - how do you cut off MORE of the gun? 
 Bruceski: 2:1
 Bruceski: 1:1
 KBKarma: Oofta.
 JadedCynic: time for cigs
 GlennSeto: I like that the AI plays smart.
 JadedCynic: oh crap
 nessiah_aries: Josh gets 5 minutes without the cuffs every day...he clearly makes the most of it.
 KBKarma: Ah!
 TehAmelie: now it's SUDDEN sudden death
 notthepenguins: is that sudden death, or is hathidden hp?
 KBKarma: Suddenly, sudden death!
 notthepenguins: *that hidden
 public_key_reveal_party: I think so
 KBKarma: Yup.
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JoTyler: i think you still get the health, it's just hidden?
 TXC2: well bus
 korvys: Yeah, so you can force the next load at least
JoTyler: i THINK?
 ekimekim: nope, once you're cut you're on 1hp
 notthepenguins: gues we'll find out if you cant just handcuff lock him
 0x6772: @JoTyler The wikipedia page says otherwise.
 MrQBear: Yeah, because it's cut the defib cables for your side
 SkylerRingtail: 3:2
 CaptainSpam: 3 live, 2 blank
 notthepenguins: 3:2
 blepharic: 3:2
Jethrain: @JoTyler it sounded like it's "no defibs any more"
 Bruceski: 3:2, 4 and 4 health
 korvys: 3:2
JoTyler: wait then why does it do it on 2hp?
 DiscordianTokkan: 3 live 2 blank
 public_key_reveal_party: 3 live, 2 blank
 accountmadeforants: 3 life: 2 blank
  QuixoticScrivener: Alex, are you shell blind?
 JadedCynic: @JoTyler yeah, got 2 hp, but cannot heal it at this point - if hit with a 'sawed-off' it's still game over
JoTyler: ahh gotcha
 AaronBSam: 3-2
 Dreadelicious: Alex please
 Bruceski: 2:2
 KBKarma: 50:50.
 type_variable: why alex
 KBKarma: Knife?
 accountmadeforants: Chat distracteth, chat remembereth for you. It's a fair trade
 Bruceski: 2:1
  QuixoticScrivener: saw time?
 GlennSeto: "Actually, I just don't see shell color."
 korvys: 2:1
 JadedCynic: 2 live, one blank
 JadedCynic: cuff again, then saw then shoot?
 JadedCynic: wow!
 TXC2: lets go!
 Bruceski: 2:0
 JadedCynic: now just two roudns
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 korvys: 2:0
 JRandomHacker: Now you saw and shoot and reload?
 KBKarma: SAW!
 ekimekim: you're dead anyway, there's 2 left
 type_variable: dob
 JadedCynic: that'll take him down to us - 2 left and no heals
 KBKarma: Hey, give him something to remember you by.
Boon_33: bop
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 SquareDotCube: wlp.
 JadedCynic: and one live round...- we've lost
 Bruceski: 1:0, 2 and 4
 JadedCynic: o7
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 iris_of_ether: 
 JadedCynic: 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 niccus: saw -> aim at self is the royal outcome
 wench_tacular: o7
 Bruceski: Oh, nvm
 JadedCynic: I guess it was closing time at the clib
 accountmadeforants: I assumed "Skip turn" and "Handcuff" would stack, at least. Dang.
NimrodXIV: rip
 KBKarma: Welcome to the *actual* game.
 korvys: I think that's why you save the beer, to rack when you can't end it
 KBKarma: (I have never played this game)
DaxStrife: Suddenly we in "Signalis."
 Bruceski: I guess it was sudden death not just hiding the health
 GlennSeto: rent's cheaper tho
 ohohojoesama: You a radiation ghost
 AaronBSam: !game
  LRRbot: Currently playing: Games + Demos
 Mollylele:  
 TheAwkes: NIN at home
 public_key_reveal_party: The music in this game does slap
 GhostValv: o7
Boon_33: you are dead
 Dreadelicious: I haven't actually seen this bit lmao
goombalax: wow death is kinda lit
 baltimore_667083: you are dead
 TheAinMAP: 
 Strebenherz: that was interesting
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 TehAmelie: i doubt winning would have a better ending than that
 Mollylele: wish Souls games played you a lil song like that
Bearudite: hit more info
 SquareDotCube: more info
Metric_Furlong: press more info
 KBKarma: More Info.
  Anaerin: More Info -> Run Anyway
Jethrain: "more info"
epsilon_vee: @AaronBSam That one was called Buckshot Roulette
  Juliamon: Windows pls
 notthepenguins: ah right, his one
 Laurence72: click mor einfo, then it will let you start it
Jethrain: or unblock in properties
JoTyler: more info
 LostThePirate: Always a good sign when Windows says, No really, you can't open that.
 UnboundLaconicness: The option is hiding under 'more info'
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Drasvin: The file carries the Mark of the Web
Metric_Furlong: @LostThePirate it's not uncommon with very indie games
 TehAmelie: the "is it spyware or is it not?" portion of the show
 JadedCynic: when EVEN Windows Defender doesn't like it...
 KBKarma: I thought we were doing not W+P?
goombalax: fuck da polis
ButButTheJesus: ok sure
 nessiah_aries: Funerafruitloops
Metric_Furlong: @KBKarma no, Graham's unavailable
 DigitalSeahorse: TRAM
 KV1NN4: @KBKarma Watch & Try
 GlennSeto: Souls games with the little Super Mario piano jingle when you die...
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 TheAinMAP: 
Bearudite: have you looked into Voice of the Void? it looks like it would be up your alley
DaxStrife: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PuzzledAcceptableWrenchPastaThat-_qWpBH2JxQv13ucv
 Piratical_tendancies: toot
Zipa8: Alex has conquered the bad games
Jethrain: @JadedCynic it's the windows default for "unsigned downloaded exe"
 Mai_Andra: when the trolley problems you...
 notthepenguins: Watch + Play but not deliverately aiming for the worst possible game
 TXC2: powerful Alex aesthetic already
 DigitalSeahorse:  good game so far, tram ftw
ND_Ericson: OUR textures
 JadedCynic: they'll just have to wipe and reinstall the gaming machine 
 Drasvin: @JadedCynic Windows will do that to any executable that has the Mark of the Web (meaning it was downloaded) and it isn't digitally signed.
 northos: am sky okay?
 northos: sky look not okay
 KBKarma: Oh no, my headphones ran out of power.
 nessiah_aries: Da.
 TheMerricat: @JadedCynic thing is, it's not Windows defender being upset. Browsers mark anything you download manually with a flag and windows checks executables for that flag if it has it, it pops up that window
 public_key_reveal_party: I might actually bail on watching because just from the 30 seconds of watching this, it looks like my jam
 undecided44: Halp! My apartment building has more polygons than my face!
 GreatWahooney: oh heck that is Polish
epsilon_vee: polish has that crossed L thing
Zipa8: Alex finds the best Soviet themed games
 JadedCynic: @Drasvin @Jethrain  yes.   I know.  I can STILL make jokes about it.  
 notthepenguins: i'm sorry did that newspaper just talk about going to mars
 GlennSeto: Aha, listening to western radio, are we?
 TehAmelie: it could be either an alternate timeline or Pradva's alternate timeline
Zipa8: Blowout soon?
 RocknGrohlNerd: I´m hoping for some more Hrot, I think Alex played it once
 DigitalSeahorse: pollution you say,    
 TXC2: so either we're in Poland in the 1980's, or London in the 1950's 
 nessiah_aries: Attention Stalkers, an emission is approaching.
 JadedCynic: @TXC2 1900s-1960s, really
 GlennSeto: (Tuning into western radio and TV was very ILLEGAL in East Germany.)
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 accountmadeforants: @TheMerricat Not really, it's just whether the .exe has been validated by Microsoft Smartscreen (or has an extended certificate). I forget whether Microsoft still lets you do that for free by submitting it for malware analysis, but it's not *super* difficult.
Zipa8: Seems save to me comrade
 TXC2: JadedCynic  yes, I'm just thinking of the REALLY big smog in the 50's that killed a lot people
 accountmadeforants: Oh dang, we're Brian David Gilbert
 Strebenherz: FIND HOLE
 TehAmelie: i think my mom owned that vacuum cleaner
JoTyler: you look like BDG as his therapist persona
 Drasvin: @JadedCynic Sorry for the dog pile. Just there are people out there that might not know that wasn't something wrong with the file.
 baltimore_667083: why does our character look like geddy lee
 KBKarma: There we go, my headphones are charged enough to turn on.
ButButTheJesus: HOEL
 Piratical_tendancies: !holes
  LRRbot: Did somebody mention classic young-adult action-adventure movie Holes??
 GlennSeto: Ah, it's the inverted bell from Blasphemous.
Zipa8: what do you mean "unidentified", precious
 DigitalSeahorse: a sofa bed
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 Mangledpixel: lightswitch rave!
 undecided44: The system... is down
Zipa8: are those bullet holes in the door
 nessiah_aries: Occident Evil
 RocknGrohlNerd: as 80´s kind born in former Czechoslovakia I enjoy this, very much
 CataclysmicReverb: Yeah I was thinking either Rust or Vomitorium, the two that seem to keep popping up in that genre for me
 GlennSeto: Comrade Alex blowing the last fuse in the entire block.
 Piratical_tendancies: reflections!
 DigitalSeahorse: that reminds me I need to do laundry soon
 wench_tacular: working mirror, extra points
 TehAmelie: i've seen a top loader, but that's got to be a REALLY cheap one
Zipa8: shitters full!
 TXC2: I have that IRL
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Hi @LoadingReadyRun alex.  What makes a game good?
 GlennSeto: efficient
 nessiah_aries: Why does this game give me My Summercar vibes?
 Gaelan_Maestro: i used to have a house with that bathroom set up
 Strebenherz: PFFFT
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 KV1NN4: love this kind of bathroom set up... grew up with that in Malaysia
 Drasvin: Toilet closet
 Going_Medium: My wife hates when I call that a poop closet.
 DigitalSeahorse: keeps your toothbrush free of toilet spits
 accountmadeforants: Wait, that's not normal?
 RocknGrohlNerd: @Zipa8 when I´m in, it is full
 kimmiekoneko: so you don't stink up the bathroom
3PlayerPolitics: sink too far from toilet eww
 Mangledpixel: I'd say what makes a game good is the game being good
Zatengo: Being able to get enjoyment from it in the way intended
 accountmadeforants: Every house I've lived in and been to has a separate room for the toilet (and sometimes a toilet in the bathroom)
 JadedCynic: yeah, gotta admit that I'm not fond of the custom of putting the washing machine in the same room with the toilet
 GlennSeto: Games don't even have to be pleasant to be good.
JoTyler: hell yeah dumplings
 SquareDotCube: honestly a toilet separate from washroom is a neat idea hygienically
 Mai_Andra: "Well, kids... when a developer and a publisher love each other very much..."
 Going_Medium: Poop closets are becoming more popular in larger houses here (california)
 GreatWahooney: "engaging" is a better word
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: that is one crusty frying pan
 zerragonoss: Only real claim I could give that is that general is the game being what its trying to be.
 accountmadeforants: Yeah, games can make you feel whatever, or otherwise be worthwhile
 TXC2: entertaining is not the same as fun
 TheMerricat: In the US most toilets in houses are in the same room as the rest of the bathroom.
goombalax: my fucking headphones just died I thought this game and Alex were suddenly just dead silent
 Gaelan_Maestro: yeah our bathroom was seperate from the toilet because the guy who built it had nine daughters
wildpeaks: as long as they're not bland
 TehAmelie: i don't love having a closed door between the pooper and the hand washing utility. . .
Zu_o: I think there are a myriad of qualifiers depending on the genre. It needs to give a draw to bring you back to it, it needs to give a good experience, it needs to grab your attention, or creates enjoyment
Metric_Furlong: yeah, 'fun' as a prequisite puts horror and tragedy genres in an awkward place
 SquareDotCube: Hey Alex, what size is that breadbox?
 GreatWahooney: most people don't consider This War of Mine or papers Please fun, but quite engaging
 Drasvin: My metric is games need to be entertaining, for a broad definition of entertaining.
 Strebenherz: Hey Alex?  Are you taking suggestions for games for this stream?
Thisbymaster: Any reaction that isn't boring
 JadedCynic: I mean, some people might only WANT to play a game that is fun for them... and that's their subjective but valid criteria
  Juliamon: TehAmelie Not to mention when you have food poisoning and it's coming out both ends...
 GlennSeto: So poop closets as a second guest toilet are definitely more of a thing in Germany.
 accountmadeforants: @TheMerricat So what if you have a big household and could use more than one toilet? Do you add a whole 'nother bathroom?
ghyllnox: W&P games almost always leave me with a lot of questions
 TehAmelie: oh yeah
 TheMerricat: @TehAmelie I mean if you are washing your hands properly it shouldn't matter. 
 Robot_Bones: So in a worthwhile experience term is Prayer Warriors good? You definitely got a reaction and a memorable time.
Jethrain: There's def been some movies/games where i've been "I don't think i *enjoyed* that but I appreciated the hell out of it"
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I would much rather interact with actively bad media over mediocre and boring media
3PlayerPolitics: I had to quit paper please after 2 minutes, too stressful
3PlayerPolitics: papers
 TheMerricat: @TheMerricat We do have half-baths which are just a toliet and a sink.
 SquareDotCube: Half bathrooms serve the same purpose in the US, it's usually a toilet and sink
 JadedCynic: "the opposite of 'love' is not 'hate'; it's 'apathy'. Hate is still an attractive force"
 GlennSeto: I never called them poop closets before, credit goes to chat.
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 PixelArtDragon: It's like how the "best" W+P games are the ones that tried much more than the lazy asset flips that we've seen 100 times
Zipa8: Didnt the Soviets use the same plug as Europe
 DigitalSeahorse: Canada has half bathrooms too
 nessiah_aries: What makes a game good? - A Shotgun that doesn't suck
 Gaelan_Maestro: is this gonna be a silent hill 4 game?
 JadedCynic: 'water closets'
 TheMerricat: @PixelArtDragon one of the many unfortunate problems with asset flips is... being an asset flip means once you've seen 10, you've seen them all. 
 GlennSeto: Yeah, with a small sink, for sure.
 JadedCynic: or 'en suite bathrooms'  like with the sink
ButButTheJesus: @Gaelan_Maestro yeah now I'm hoping for a weird hole in the wall
 undecided44: Games have reached the level of poetry... analyzed on the basis of the authors intent, the degree to which that intent was realized, the relevance of the message and medium to present issues, and subjectively was it enjoyable to experience.
 Mangledpixel: USSR (and modern Russia) used 230 V 50 Hz
Zipa8: "mining hole"
 Drasvin: !hole
  LRRbot: Did somebody mention classic young-adult action-adventure movie Holes??
 notthepenguins: you know, the soup that gets on the train
thedepthandbreadthofseth: broth?
 niccus: the town is at soup
  Juliamon: Why are they at the soup store
 SquareDotCube: why are you buying death from soup?
 TheMerricat: !game
  LRRbot: Currently playing: Games + Demos
 KBKarma: Uh oh!
 BusTed: 
 RocknGrohlNerd: love soup
 kimmiekoneko: soup spoops
Zu_o: Somebody call Tasha Yar!
 TheMerricat: BTW chat,  I missed the name of this game, did any one catch it?
 DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
 JadedCynic: okay, time to move out
 DigitalSeahorse: icker
Zipa8: ruh ro raggie
 Drasvin: Why are they mining soup?
 JadedCynic: BYE
Thisbymaster: soup in the walls?
 ValTheDrake: 
 Kasran: Mine Hole Death Soup (clap clap clapclapclap)
 DigitalSeahorse: what happened?
 nessiah_aries: Polish Walter Sullivan is coming for you.
 JadedCynic: nope_girl dot gif
Metric_Furlong: 4, yes
 RocknGrohlNerd: death soup, even more, gimme gimme
  Juliamon: TheMerricat Funeralopolis or something like that?
 Gaelan_Maestro: yuuuup, SH4
ButButTheJesus: yeah, SH4 had some neat parts
 nessiah_aries: Second half of the game is MISERABLE to play though.
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I wanted to like SH4 so bad
 notthepenguins: funeralopolis after days i bbelieve
 Radjack: Are we impromptu Let's Nope?
 Gaelan_Maestro: could have been so much fun
 TehAmelie: i have dreams where this happens to my bathroom floor
 TheMerricat: @Juliamon thanks!
 GlennSeto: SH4 is fun if you don't have to play it.
 KBKarma: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES IN THE SOUP STRORE?!
 RocknGrohlNerd: @Kasran Mine Hole Death Soup (clap clap clapclapclap)
 JadedCynic: time to move
 Dreadelicious: this hole was made for you
 TXC2: a person!
 accountmadeforants: Could be mold. Mold to the death dimension.
ButButTheJesus: @TehAmelie do you fall in it? does stuff come out?
Thisbymaster: where did the lady go?
 nessiah_aries: Like...combining an escort mission with SEVERAL unkillable stalkers.
 TheMerricat: @Juliamon yep that was it! https://banana-jeff.itch.io/dniostatnie
 undecided44: Why do we have that portal? Can we not?
 KBKarma: Huh, interesting, there's a dishrack over there.
lady_olynder: It's also important to understand that just because a game is bad doesn't mean it isn't enjoyable
Zipa8: getting some G man vibes from that dude
 Mai_Andra: Adam dropping by to ask if you're trying to infringe on Let's Nope over here.
 TehAmelie: mostly i worry what the downstairs neighbor will think
 GlennSeto: I imagine the death soup being flourine-based?
  Juliamon: Mai_Andra But it was Alex's show to begin with!
 Drasvin: Oh, you have a reflection
Thisbymaster: just run for the hills
jumping_point: Hi Alex, hi chat! What did I miss?
 TXC2: Alex started lets Nope, it's his to infringe upon!
 aussie_rob_w: Hi Alex! Good morning. Have fun playing good games!
 SquareDotCube: Communal stuff is rare, which is kinda disappointing but understaindable
Metric_Furlong: ah, yes, early '83 Poland: very easy country to emmigrate from 
 TXC2: hello jumping_point and aussie_rob_w  welcome
saintguard: I hear Prague's lovely this time of year
 GreatWahooney: we used to have that exact vacuum cleaner lol
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 TehAmelie: like the movie Prometheus, i think it's extremely good, but i've watched it twice and i'm not sure i like it
 Gaelan_Maestro: woooooow XD
 Strebenherz: PFFFT
 Kasran: that's what she said
 aussie_rob_w: Gimmick Franchisement?
lady_olynder: What a good line
Thisbymaster: Is there glory in the hole?
 DigitalSeahorse: hehe
3PlayerPolitics: um
 wench_tacular: pardon!
 LostThePirate: Uhm
 KBKarma: Watch as the hole gets biggerer overnight.
 MAPBoardgames: I hear you, man
 Dreadelicious: sir
 empyreon: 
Zipa8: thats called forshadowing
 JadedCynic: they KNEW exactly what they were writing 
 DigitalSeahorse: can't play with your hole tonight
 RocknGrohlNerd: @Metric_Furlong notoriously easy
  Anaerin: As DGR_Dave says, every hole is a chance for glory...
 KBKarma: Check on hole.
 nessiah_aries: Is it no nut November already?
jumping_point: Hello @TXC2 ! Great to rwad you!
 GlennSeto: Let's Nope began with Alex, Kathleen and Outlast, correct?
 MAPBoardgames: You closed that door!
 Mai_Andra: @Juliamon It was.  
 MrQBear: Dare you to look out the peephole
 TXC2: GlennSeto  yes
 accountmadeforants: You know they've only given you those light switches so they can take them away at the worst possible time
 DigitalSeahorse: do you hear something?
 TehAmelie: this apartment has more doors than windows
Zipa8: nobody in the poop hole
 DigitalSeahorse: is fridge?
 TheMerricat: Let's be honest chat, Ben and Adam's Let's Nope really is "Let's Bullshit for an hour+ and then play a little bit of game" 
 MAPBoardgames: !holes
  LRRbot: Mugs are portable holes.
 KBKarma: Oh, not hole.
JoTyler: nick says "i hope this is just luigis mansion and you have to suck up ghosts with that vacuum cleaner"
 SkylerRingtail: Get ye knife?
 JadedCynic: no coffee?
 Kasran: don't climb in. there's a sphere of annihilation in there
 PixelArtDragon: @TehAmelie But does it have more doors than wheels?
Thisbymaster: the toilet is in the apartment, but sinks are outside?
 JadedCynic: or even a smoke?
  Juliamon: TehAmelie A window is just a very small door
ButButTheJesus: There was a hole here. Its still here, but it was here too
 SquareDotCube: what if it's just a literal plot hole
 TXC2: the plot hole, in that the plot is about the hole
 accountmadeforants: What if the game isn't actually a horror and instead just "poorly maintained apartment vibes".
 KBKarma: Spoop time.
 notthepenguins: you mean the thing the hole plot is about @TXC2?
Zipa8: this guy seems sketh
 GlennSeto: Just did a mental count and my place has more doors than windows too ... but there's a balcony door in that tally.
 TheMerricat: So... Perhaps if you are a secret SCP like organization... even if you call it 'your private frequency'... don't broadcast in the open on it. 
 TXC2: notthepenguins  exactly
 MrQBear: 'The church showed up, geared up and shit' is a fascinating line.
Zipa8: hes about to report this
 TehAmelie: i don't like not seeing his face. well there we go
 Strebenherz: pffft
 DigitalSeahorse: I like that we look like the hacker from Kung Fury
ParanoidRabbit: Omnibus ~~
Zipa8: bye grandma
 Strebenherz: Alex having a good game as a treat
 GlennSeto: What was the Church's role in Soviet Poland?
 DigitalSeahorse: but more ginger
 accountmadeforants: Cult Classic PSX game energy
 DigitalSeahorse: ah thanks
Jethrain: ahh, much better
ButButTheJesus: thankee
3PlayerPolitics: thank
 TehAmelie: we're going to Mars!
jumping_point: thank you!
Zipa8: Everything is fine!
 GlennSeto: I need to finish Vagrant Story one day.
 JadedCynic: "Hey, I understand that reference!"
ButButTheJesus: hey sweden how fucked are we
  Juliamon: btw Alex the tearing is pretty bad on this end when you move, is vsync an option?
ParanoidRabbit: Very
 DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
 shendaras: got bored
Zipa8: "got bored"
 Strebenherz: wait, nuclear storage.. they can just do that?
josh___something: Sorry, a nuclear storage drum WHAT?!
 Gekyouryuu: And just think, someone somewhere in the world is having the best birthday party of their life while this is going on
ButButTheJesus: ah, thankee
 KBKarma: @josh___something Exploded.
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 Strebenherz: WHAT
 KBKarma: As one does.
 nessiah_aries: *M. Night Shyamalan is trying to get through the wall*
3PlayerPolitics: as you do
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 MrQBear: @Gekyouryuu Is it us?
Zipa8: isnt a 6 "serious accident"
josh___something: It DOES that?!
 notthepenguins: look sometimes a drum gets bored
 GlennSeto: like... did it go critical?
 TehAmelie: that may be why we're trying to make secure storage for that stuff
 Strebenherz: Now was this a mismanaged nuclear waste drum OR do they just do that regardless
 Gaelan_Maestro: yeah, NBC wastes are....unpredictable sometimes
 JadedCynic: 'bored' as in 'drilled' or 'bored' as in 'idle and impatient'? 
 DigitalSeahorse: it bored itself a hole
 ProcyonFlynn: "It got bored, and decided to be excited instead" - a simplified explanation.
Zipa8: i learned what nuclear batteries are recently
 TXC2: to be clear, Alex means the waste was not stored correctly, and the storage failed
 PixelArtDragon: I thought this was about how the rest of the world found out about Chernobyl because Swedesh workers at a nuclear facility showed up with more radiation than expected and they get scanned daily
 JadedCynic: @ProcyonFlynn nicely put 
 GlennSeto: There are absolutely places in the Eastern bloc that you cannot walk through anymore.
  Anaerin: "Decided"
 SquareDotCube: RTGs are neat. Dangerous, but neat
 MrQBear: 'Decided'
 DigitalSeahorse: one of the particles in there ran into another and then looked at the other funny
 RocknGrohlNerd: @MrQBear 
 accountmadeforants: "Some trains don't arrive at all", arrive where, the station or their destination. This matters.
 TehAmelie: we've lost some trains eh
  Anaerin: Yes, the Seebeck Effect. Same thing that Peltier junctions work on.
 KBKarma: @accountmadeforants Yes.
ND_Ericson: wasn't that the song that guy listened to while boning? 
 Mollylele: 
 DigitalSeahorse: not as efficient as steam
 nessiah_aries: When Germany shut off all of it's reactors to avoid nuclear fallout, forgetting they exist next to France...
 DigitalSeahorse: lol
epsilon_vee: you can just set it up and it works for decades
Pal_Friendpatine: that’s how the Biolite campstove works. But with fire
 Drasvin: It's a forever* battery
3PlayerPolitics: spicy battery
 GlennSeto: I was about to say, this sounds neat for wifi extenders.
 PixelArtDragon: There's also use for the wasted heat for the rover to keep it from icing
 accountmadeforants: Most power is just a dynamo, usually via steam turbine
 RocknGrohlNerd: stram engine wtih more steps
 TheAinMAP: 
 TXC2: everting is a steam engine, it's all we know how to make
 SkylerRingtail: Extra spicy steam engine
 HorusFive: A FANCY steam engine
cdgentry1: Most energy production is hot thing make steam
lady_olynder: Two be fair /most/ power is just steam engines
 TehAmelie: did you hear there's a theory for using fusion power to generate electricity with magnetism? it's not steam!
 JadedCynic: steam is still the most efficient energy generation we've found yet
 DigitalSeahorse: farrrrrrrr from ppl
 MAPBoardgames: We harness the vast limitless potenal of the atom... to boil water.
 SquareDotCube: I've always wondered why we've never tried a closed loop sytem involving a turbine and alcohol
Bearudite: so many lighthouses
  Anaerin: To be fair, a large portion of Russia, Siberia especially, are also "Far away from anybody"
 JadedCynic: @lady_olynder yeah, nuclear power gen is mostly just a spicy 'fire' to heat the boiler
 GlennSeto: I was joking about the wifi extenders...
 Gaelan_Maestro: sooooo winnipeg in january?
 RocknGrohlNerd: @MAPBoardgames of the atom... to nudge another bunch of atoms a bit
 Strebenherz: The ENTIRE border?  The ENTIRE perimeter?
JoTyler: set em and forget em
 TXC2: much of Russia is in the artic circle
 BrowneePointz: unfortunately one of the reasons we still use petroleum is it’s still one of best and most efficient ways you can store energy on a macro scale 
 JadedCynic: @GlennSeto truth is crazier than fiction; fiction has to try to sound plausible...
 GlennSeto: To breach...
 PixelArtDragon: Obviously no one would take them, right?
 KBKarma: I think the radio is going again.
 Strebenherz: oh no
Bearudite: and then die horribly
 DigitalSeahorse: oh deer  
  Anaerin: Ways to make money. Or just to stay warm. And what do you know, there's the hot box nobody's using anymore.
 Coloneljesus: right to repair lol
 Driosenth: Tamper "Resistant" fasteners
 GlennSeto: fuck and half of them didn't know what ot was
 JadedCynic: @Strebenherz ambitions exceed capability often through history
 PixelArtDragon: The ol' "hi-vis vest and an allen wrench"
 Kasran: Motivated Scrapper sounds like an mtg card name that graham would use to address us at the beginning of a crack-a-pack
 SquareDotCube: RTGs and MRI machines tend to be the culprits
ND_Ericson: also fitting name, since it probably causes some new orphans
Zipa8: like the ones the Soviets just dumped in the sea from old submarines
 RocknGrohlNerd: @Kasran it so does ! !
 MrQBear: meanwhile I'm reminded that my friend had an RTG installed in his shoulder at one point for heart hardware...
 accountmadeforants: @TXC2 Nearly everything's a dynamo, we've got wind turbines, water turbines and for some extra novelty, gas-powered engines attached to dynamos! (And then there's solar cells, but there are also solar installations which heat up salt to then heat up steam  )
 JadedCynic: @ND_Ericson or if it happens early enough in the person's life, prevent orphans from existing at all 
 ProcyonFlynn: @Kasran Now I'm imagining a mana-rock that gives you a rad-counter every upkeep 
 KBKarma: "Avoidable mistakes" - someone falling out of a window.
 RocknGrohlNerd: @ProcyonFlynn  oh rad, dude
 GlennSeto: Ever heard of poor sods who stumbled upon an xray machine in a decommissioned hospital?
 DigitalSeahorse: this game seems to be holy
 GreatWahooney: ooh, a portrait of JP2? nice touch
  Anaerin: @accountmadeforants There's also solar installations that heat water to make steam that turn turbines. The big "field of mirror" types work like that.
 BrowneePointz: look the reason we keep making steam engines is mostly just a byproduct of water being one of the most useful ass molecules we’ve found thus far in the cosmos
Zipa8: @GlennSeto which one its happened multiple times
 Strebenherz: What does in service mean in this context
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 northos: @BrowneePointz what other ass molecules are there besides water? 
 PixelArtDragon: That is 15 years longer than I expected
 TXC2: Strebenherz  making electrical power
 DigitalSeahorse: you're measuring the rads there all the time
 RocknGrohlNerd: well if it aint broke....you know.
 Strebenherz: *concern*
 JadedCynic: @Strebenherz functioning and producing power for the grid
 KBKarma: Oh, outside.
 BrowneePointz: if it ain’t broke don’t break it
 KBKarma: Your office is in the hall.
 PixelArtDragon: The commute was hell, figuratively and literally
ButButTheJesus: @northos methane
 GlennSeto: @zipa8 I believe the one I heard of it happened in South America.
 KBKarma: In your office, in the hall.
 undecided44: Stay on the road, do not leave the road, do not stop along the road.
 TheMerricat: Is it still safe given what's going on in that area?
Zipa8: @GlennSeto there was one in India too i read about
 KBKarma: Outside.
 TXC2: what's funny is that being in the control room in the CNPP is one of the safer places to be in and around Pripyat
 accountmadeforants: @Anaerin Those usually go for molten salt as an interim way to store the heat, as mentioned. Though I'm sure there are some which skip that step because we just can't help ourselves making steam.
 Gekyouryuu: Silly idea: arrange some petals to look like a radiation warning symbol. Nuclear flower plant.
 DigitalSeahorse: it's less safe with the war happening but thankfully the Russian soldiers didn't get access to it
 GlennSeto: But is the new safe confinement still movable after deployment?
ButButTheJesus: @Gekyouryuu cute
 DigitalSeahorse: they had to pause some cleanup op
 TehAmelie: worth pointing out they're using the low fi art style for all its worth
Zipa8: isnt that why they dump it in water pools
 accountmadeforants: @accountmadeforants Ah, I see now the "straight to steam" ones are smaller-scale things, that's rad as fuck.
 Strebenherz: wait, it's at risk of melting?  what
 Strebenherz: the heat is that intense?
 GlennSeto: Can it still boil water?
 JadedCynic: ironically, water is a GREAT moderator of radiation
 PixelArtDragon: That was the specific failure at Fukashima
Zipa8: At least France reprocess theirs
ParanoidRabbit: Don't the french have like ever smaller reactors they put the waste into to squeeze out as much as possible?
 TXC2: the point is they can bad REAL fast
 Kasran: nuclear people is the modern version of cardiac people
 MAPBoardgames: 87
 Driosenth: core temperature is dependent on the purity of the rod, the diameter of the rod, and the temperature the coolant is kept at.
 MrQBear: 80%?
 notthepenguins: 60%
Tehbeard: 95-98%
 DigitalSeahorse: 90?
 KBKarma: 85%
 NotCainNorAbel: 95%
Bearudite: 70%
 wench_tacular: 90
Zipa8: its in the 90s
 JadedCynic: 2/3 the first time?
 GlennSeto: 80?
ButButTheJesus: 80?
 CataclysmicReverb: 92%
 notthepenguins: 95!?
 DigitalSeahorse: it's expensive but you can reclaim a lot
 shendaras: Has it not been done because it is difficult or for financial reasons or?
 GlennSeto: SHIT
 lamina5432: 90
 undecided44: The types of people: nuclear, cardiac.
 empyreon: that is BONKERS
 RocknGrohlNerd: 420%
 TheMerricat: "Thanks to Orano's world-leading industrial-scale technologies, almost 96% of the spent fuel used in nuclear reactors for power generation or research purposes can be recycled. Nuclear material is recoverable to make new fuels that will in turn generate their own electricity."
 JadedCynic: MAN, humanity is a wastrel species, huh?
  Anaerin: That's why Sellafield is/was so valuable.
 BusTed: wild
3PlayerPolitics: uh
 KBKarma: Cable box on the floor?
Metric_Furlong: the wonders of the free market
Desruprot: 
Zipa8: sellafield is shut down now
lady_olynder: Insert rant about capitalism here
 PixelArtDragon: The whole E=MC^2 is that the actual amount of material that get converted into energy is absolutely tiny
Zipa8: or windscale as its called now
 GlennSeto: Germany still hasn't settled on a final storage facility, AFAIK.
 KBKarma: Oh, is she on Bsky?
avi_miller: AtomicMarshmallow is really cool
Tehbeard: @Zipa8 Still has pools of "spent" rods that could be recycled later on.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 BrowneePointz: No, humans are wonderful and resourceful, Capitalism is a wastrel species @jadedcynic
 SkylerRingtail: Mastodon is still worth considering too!
ButButTheJesus: yep, been off twitter for like a year now, am healthier
 fastlane250: I'm just kinda done with social media altogether
 Strebenherz: bit of both i think
 DigitalSeahorse:  it's not twitter
Tempest2097: Bit of both
 KV1NN4: I prefer Mastodon but Blusky is definitely a backup where most of my friends went...
Zipa8: @Tehbeard the chances of the UK government actually spending money on it is slim to none
 Strebenherz: @fastlane250 legit, especially with everything happening lately
 JadedCynic: yeahhh, I was worried it was just "twitter v 2.0" but the choices they've made are promising at blue sky
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: a lot of LRR and LRR-adjacent folks are all over Mastodon too
 RubikDarkwill: BlueSky is Twitter without PvP enabled
 BrowneePointz: Yea. it’s like old twitter
 KV1NN4: So i poke in whenever i remember i have it
GazzyInferno: I was hoping cohost was going to go somewhere, but with it crashing out bsky is basically the one logical place to move to for that sort of posting now yeah
 BrowneePointz: like old old twitter
 Kasran: bluesky feels like how twitter used to be, which to me just means i give it a couple years before it enshittifies just like twitter did
 Gekyouryuu: I'll stick to tumblr and just have a weird but good time online
 RocknGrohlNerd: have you all seen the kyle hill vid on glass model of nuclear reactor? kinda cool
 0x6772: I don't think going to another Jack Dorsey product is a very good plan.
 Driosenth: Just watsoning their way into the room
 eric_christian_berg: What we playing?
 TXC2: Church scientist? well there's a contradtion of terms 
Zipa8: da fuk did she get in here
 DigitalSeahorse: it's good to know that your tweets aren't being used to train anything
vensers_lab_tech: I'm still holding strong to the old LRR sketch about "Not going on twitter"
 TreeVor84: I'm a Mastodon user as well, but I understand that it's not for everyone.
 wench_tacular: snitches get stitches
 KBKarma: Oh no, a moral quandry.
Zu_o: #notontwitter
 DigitalSeahorse: "tweets" equivalent I mean
 LostThePirate: I mostly stay off character-restricted social media, but if I've got something I've gotta shout into the void, kind.social is a good spot, lol.
Desruprot: Church Science to go along with Monty Python's Church Police
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 SkylerRingtail: @Kasran ^ this. I fear Bluesky is just us repeating our mistakes of trusting the same sort of folks
 MrQBear: I was expecting it not to be there.
Zipa8: you will get the stalker NUOUP
 accountmadeforants: I'm just happy whenever someone has a Mastodon-equivalent thing, because that means I can view their posts without having to make an account for shit. (Unless Bluesky lets you do that , too, nowadays)
 JadedCynic: @BrowneePointz no, humans are both - they're also loving, and peaceful, and also cruel and malicious, brilliant and stupid, strong and cowardly, etc. etc.
 DigitalSeahorse: this lady reminds me of Purifier
ButButTheJesus: oop
 BrowneePointz: I like Mastodon as well but it’s not my primary because of how federation works and things being splintered when I need wide net needs
Zipa8: isnt that G Man
 JadedCynic: ♫ you're in the (secret) army now... ♫
 GlennSeto: You shall be kept around until your mind is pure.
GazzyInferno: uh oh
avi_miller: uhhhh
Tehbeard:  ummmm
 GlennSeto: ummm
Tempest2097: WELP
GazzyInferno: is that good
 JadedCynic: rip
 TXC2: DOOOOMED!
 LostThePirate: Is this suddenly kaiju?
 accountmadeforants: The Flying Dutchman?
Zipa8: well that escalated
 NotCainNorAbel:   
Tempest2097: Holy fuck
 wench_tacular: doomed I tell you!
ParanoidRabbit: uhm... bad ending..?
 RocknGrohlNerd: or liberated
goombalax: Survived! WooGot There!
 TXC2: o....k
GazzyInferno: oh no it was a good choice to make, so this is the good ending
 richard_ermen: Funeralopolis Prologue.
vensers_lab_tech: The soup won?
Desruprot: looks like Armageddon to me
avi_miller: Hell has come to earth
 SquareDotCube: probably is
 Strebenherz: interesting
 MrQBear: Oh okay that was the thing. I mean, go back and don't tell them?
 GlennSeto: Have we been mining Hell for the glory of Socialism and/or God?
Metric_Furlong: there might be
 richard_ermen: There's more coming. It'll just take some time
 JadedCynic: so this is a game with the "choices matter" tag huih? 
 KBKarma: Bad soup.
 DigitalSeahorse: is there a good ending?
NimrodXIV: there are multiple endings, there technically is more
 TXC2: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
Zipa8: more bad soup incoming
 Marvoleath: !status
 JadedCynic: thanks! cya soon 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 TXC2: right chat I'm off
 accountmadeforants: So... the church was good, actually? They were genuinely trying to evacuate people? Or did I misunderstand?
 MAPBoardgames: That was really good.
 TheMerricat: If anyone wanted to play that one on their own - https://banana-jeff.itch.io/dniostatnie
 KV1NN4: woo break! *keeps inking*
 TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Alex
 RubikDarkwill: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
 TheMerricat: Night TXC2!
 KBKarma: @TXC2 Night!
3PlayerPolitics: 
 notthepenguins: @accountmadeforants jerks but genuinely trying to evac people i think
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 TheAinMAP: 
Jethrain: "wrong organ" 
  Anaerin: We are indeed back.
 Mangledpixel: we are so back
 KBKarma: Wrong again, wrong again, God be good wrong again.
 Mangledpixel: this game is awesome, btw
 RocknGrohlNerd: @TXC2 good night
lady_olynder: Are we back? The world me never know
 Kasran: ohh i've heard GREAT stuff about tis game
 SquareDotCube: as long as it's not Pregnant Disney Character Dentistry
 GreatWahooney: is that Larry Trainor
Zipa8: He needs more than a dentist
 HadesLeprechaun: oooh, this one is GREAT
 tidehollowcat: Wait is this what tumblr has been telling me about?
 MrQBear: OH.
 Kasran: i might actually duck out because i want to try this game myself
JoTyler: yeah it's a great story
Zipa8: space shipping you say?
ButButTheJesus: GO ON
GazzyInferno: oh this is gonna be right in alex's wheelhouse
 MAPBoardgames: I CAT I
 LiveFaust: Oral health? Don't forget to floss! 
 KBKarma: You had my attention, now you have my interest.
lady_olynder: Space shipping‽
3PlayerPolitics: lol
 DigitalSeahorse: 
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 MTGRanger: Good games? In *MY* LRR stream? It's likelier than I thought!
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3PlayerPolitics: ?
 JadedCynic: "seems familiar here"
 wench_tacular: eh?
 northos: 'scuse
 KBKarma: Hey Alex, have you ever considered doing a webcomic about space hauliers? 
 KBKarma: !alex
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Zipa8: This seems like Alex's jam for some reason...
 BusTed: Wuh oh
 JadedCynic: 
 PixelArtDragon: Always a good start
goombalax: sir I'm detecting elevated levels of sass
 DigitalSeahorse: very green
 0x6772: Time to rearrange some space deck chairs.
GazzyInferno: time to go larboard
lady_olynder: Oh that is a wonderful way to start
 KBKarma: Leftwards? What happened to larboard.
epsilon_vee: going left, in space
 PixelArtDragon: Great celestial coordinates "leftwards"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Uh, that was a strange thing to walk into here
 wench_tacular: good job fixing it hero!
 notthepenguins: I like that it told you to turn left and the instruction said steer right
 JadedCynic: The Company!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 JadedCynic: yeah, autopilot
 DigitalSeahorse: SCRAM
 JadedCynic: not the control stick
 GlennSeto: at least Ash gave us his sympathies
 MAPBoardgames: It's probably fine
3PlayerPolitics: F
 JadedCynic: did we do that already?
 JadedCynic: 
Mushbie: 
 JadedCynic: um...that's a LOT of valves
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wow, that sure is badly constructed pipe valves
Zipa8: my plumber would hate those pipes
 0x6772: 50 feet of rope?
 JadedCynic: rope is ALWAYS useful
 wench_tacular: only one way to find out
 JadedCynic: and now swerve?
BrindleBoar: welp
 LiveFaust: God, I COMPLETELY forgot about Boondocks Saints.
 TheAinMAP: 
GazzyInferno: whups
 wench_tacular: 
offbeatwitch: ah, the illusion of choice
 MrQBear: Turns out you are the problem.
 KBKarma: Goodbye, so long, auf wiedersein, adieu!
  Anaerin: "I hope this hurts"
 HorusFive: Well that's not a better alarm
 MAPBoardgames: Blame Canada?
goombalax: Branko dammit
 LiveFaust: YOU SAID WE HAD TWO DAYS!
 wench_tacular: wasn't us Gov
 Mangledpixel: whatcha do that for?
 MAPBoardgames: Blame Branko
 JadedCynic: code scannner....
offbeatwitch: novelty mug this was your fault
 GlennSeto: Zeta shift
 KBKarma: Blame Branko!
 DigitalSeahorse: there will be nobody left to blame including yourself
 KBKarma: @MAPBoardgames Legit.
ButButTheJesus: #blamejames?
 Drasvin: And my ISP decides to do network maintenance now. x.x
goombalax: we know in our hearts it was something Branko did
 Gaelan_Maestro: the space ship steam ship is gonna crash!
 DigitalSeahorse: cute
 SkylerRingtail: I'm getting uncomfortable "suicidal pilot intentionally crashes" vibes from this
JoTyler: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Are those all the same poster?
 JadedCynic: it's still efficient - if you get a high-pressure pipe rupture, you won't feel pain from the burn, the jet of steam will just cut the offending body part off and cauterize the wound.
Metric_Furlong: perfectly normal amount of posters
 PixelArtDragon: Okay, so which way was it back to the cockpit?
Lazarus2511: this layout is circuitous
 KBKarma: Crew of five. Literally only one person seen.
 DigitalSeahorse: corridors
 wench_tacular: haven't seen this many posters since Hardspace Shipbreaker
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this like PT?
Metric_Furlong: absolutely not-at-all-concerning amount of posters
 Thefluffiestguineapig: A loop that changes subtlely?
 GreatWahooney: 
Tempest2097: OH HELLLLL NO
GazzyInferno: friend?
ButButTheJesus: NOEP
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 MAPBoardgames: Every one of those posters cover a hole or crack.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: rake not shovel?
 wench_tacular:   
 JadedCynic: safety mascot shows up, eff that
 KBKarma: Most deadpan reaction to horror I've seen.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is that groaning in the game?
Tempest2097: NYOUPE
 TehAmelie: i took a potty break and we've already gone full Silent Hill?
JoTyler: yes
Zipa8: its probably fine
 PixelArtDragon: "Lend" a hand
 KBKarma: "Yeah, nah, goodbye,
 wench_tacular: wish we still had that rope
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
 HorusFive: So now we know why we want the ship to crash.  Good
thedepthandbreadthofseth: is this a train with t-junctions?
 DigitalSeahorse: oh on
 accountmadeforants: Most elaborate coworker prank
 DigitalSeahorse: no
 JadedCynic: I mean, the mascot is def not here to give us a cookie
Metric_Furlong: oh these doors have locks, I'm sure that's nothing to consider
 shendaras: cost efficient
 0x6772: Surely, the one who steered into the anomaly shouldn't be blamed for this.
 Driosenth: more cost effective
Zipa8: nightmare drive aka Warhammer 40K
 DigitalSeahorse: lul
 CataclysmicReverb: Nightmare drive was cheaper
 KBKarma: Oh hey, night mare
 BusTed: hey, we live
 HorusFive: Shortest route we could find was directly through hell
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Did the mascot become a safety eldritch mascot in that last moment?
Lazarus2511: I expected a different genre of horror
 GlennSeto: The warp is secure.
Tempest2097: It turns out nightmare fuel has remarkable energy density.
 JadedCynic: Well, it was cheap as we'd already gotten detailed info on how to make it from the bestselling book "Never Make The Nightmare Drive"
Metric_Furlong: well, when you think about it, we're all dying slowly
Zipa8: someone forgot their gellar field
  Anaerin: Everyone's dying slowly, at least you'd better get paid for it.
 darkcyril: @Anaerin "We'd like to discuss the bonus situation."
JoTyler: Pre Crash you play as the Captain, Post Crash you play as Jimmy
Jethrain: Gottem
 accountmadeforants: They saw Event Horizon and figured thas doable
Zipa8: just dome your way in
 accountmadeforants: *that was
 KBKarma: Whoopsie, time for me to suppress my immunos. Back in a bit.
Zipa8: look at me im the captain now
 Kentosaurus: look at me
 JadedCynic: there's a crew of 5, I see you and 3 others?
 JadedCynic: what hap to 5th crew?
 HorusFive: If everyone else is dead, aren't we automatically the ranking officer
 JadedCynic: 'clouds' 
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: I guess the captain died in the crash?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is that giant caulking on the walls?
 PixelArtDragon: Is time going backwards? You needed the code scanner before, no?
 Strebenherz: it's a great read
 JadedCynic: Big boost for Space Shipping content 
  Anaerin: Spaceshipping is awesome.
 FarleyF: read Spaceshipping
 DigitalSeahorse: !alex
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DaxStrife: I do and it's great. 
 JadedCynic: it's LOVELY stuff
Zipa8: space shipping is great
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ScrapyardGhostTrain Or the mascot took them to a hell dimension while the crash occurred
 Gaelan_Maestro: i thinkn cap went coocoo for coco puffs
 0x6772: Bought that same set of modular books a few times.
Mushbie: how many of the same books do they need?
 LostThePirate: So many copies of ASTRONOMY
 Strebenherz: Also I now look for "branko was here" moments
 BusTed: 
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: @Thefluffiestguineapig Well, yes.
Metric_Furlong: visual storytelling? but where's the skeleton on the toilet? 
 JadedCynic: 3 sauces 
 MrQBear: only the captain gets sweetener
 JadedCynic: remember theses codes 3142 is water
DaxStrife: They have the forbidden Third Spaghetti?!
 PixelArtDragon: Ah, conveniently all permutations of 1234
 TehAmelie: sugar is for winners
 GlennSeto: I just adore when Alex and/or Cam start quoting the first two Alien movies.
 RealGamerCow: cocaine and cocaine accessories
Mushbie: where is gelatin 1312?
Zipa8: only the captain gets sweetner for his coffee
 HorusFive: Only the captain gets the cocaine
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So one of the literal four ingredients is restricted because I assume happy people cost more
GazzyInferno: ones in a tin, the others in a pot
Lazarus2511: potted is cooked with spices I think
  Anaerin: Ludo. Yes.
 MAPBoardgames: No coffee? AAAAAhhh!
Bearudite: parchisi
GazzyInferno: hell yeah, ludo
JoTyler: pacheesi
 JadedCynic: ludo!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So the man is a jerk and drank all our caffeine?
 DigitalSeahorse: Parchessi
 LostThePirate: That board game is Agrivation, I played it with my dad as a kid
 Strebenherz: AMAZING
 TehAmelie: we've been subsisting in this diner with three kinds of spaghetti for 2 months?
 JadedCynic: omg, yeah, that's a reference!
 DigitalSeahorse: also called Trouble
 LiveFaust: Obviously the Captain is the only one to mete out the rum rations.
GazzyInferno: god i know all about menu fatigue
ghyllnox: Potted meat seems to be multiple meats with fats and spices, canned meat is usually one meat, just that meat
 JadedCynic: yeah, 'varitety is the spice of life'
 notthepenguins: yeah, a lot of people just cannot handle eating the same thing over and over
Zipa8: is "bread" one option
Lazarus2511: the veggie omlette
 Gaelan_Maestro: the veggie egg omlete
 JadedCynic: oh yeah - the rubber egg
 Astramentha: oh no
 TehAmelie: you can't keep morale up with just discipline
 Gaelan_Maestro: also know as the Vomlet
Mushbie: the so called "Vomelet"
 7gorobei: MRE are gacha?
ButButTheJesus: "Its bread."
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
Zipa8: plenty of meat on swansea
 wench_tacular: 2020 flashbacks
 TheAinMAP: 
 DigitalSeahorse: they don't use TP in spaceships
 CataclysmicReverb: @7gorobei Nah they usually print on the Mister Eats what variety they are, whether or not the ink keeps
GazzyInferno: clown mania!!
 Strebenherz: what
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Part of the reason to be nice in survival situations is cooperation and to not be on the chopping block
 MrQBear: "What kind of Clown are you"? I need to know more.
 KV1NN4: is she pantiless? *Squints in concern* she could get cold!
 DigitalSeahorse: clussy? lol
  Anaerin: Why did you make me hear that with my own ears, Alex?!
 JadedCynic: #JustSayNoToClowns
Mushbie: oh it's PU foam? 
Zipa8: reminds me of when i saw a can of expanding foam get run over
 FireSpectreZero:  hi
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MrQBear I don't, I've embraced being a crazy animal behavior person
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is that the captain?
  Anaerin: I've seen enough Just Rolled In to know spray foam fixes everything.
 DigitalSeahorse: seems they used too much
 Thefluffiestguineapig: On the bed?
 KBKarma: Right, immunos suppressed. What's happened? I was in the meeting.
 TehAmelie: oh, we've found someone else to put on the top of the food list
 KBKarma: Jimmy's rustled.
 GlennSeto: Was it because of fire or due to a hull breach?
JoTyler: That is who you play as in the pre-crash segments
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What the fuck did the mascot do to him????
 Mazrae: Hello Alex how are you doing
 TehAmelie: unless something "happens" to Swansea 
 empyreon: o o f
 JadedCynic: @KBKarma we explored the crew lounge and kitchenette, we're in the med bay - cap is here, bandaged and unresponsive
 notthepenguins: uh
 BusTed: 
 richard_ermen: Yeah, we're not really a good person
 JadedCynic: oh 
 MAPBoardgames: He's all smiles!
 DigitalSeahorse: poor guy
Tempest2097: Yeah he need a hopital
 LiveFaust: o7
ButButTheJesus: TEETH
 HorusFive: 
 Nigouki: extwa_cwispy.jpeg
avi_miller: You were playing as him before
Zipa8: He needs hospital
 JadedCynic: no extremeties
 BusTed: 
 Mazrae: Also that face kind of looked a little like Lidia from Beetlejuice
 KBKarma: @JadedCynic Thanks!
TomfooleryFox: you’re doin!
JoTyler: his face is seperate interact
 notthepenguins: why is the wall, um, lumpy?
 richard_ermen: Do you need to use them on his mouth?
 GlennSeto: Whole bottle and a pillow in the face?
 JadedCynic: @Zipa8 yeah, and we're midpoint in our journey - 5mon out, and 5 mon back
 Thefluffiestguineapig: AAAAAHHHHHH
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 fastlane250:   
 Nigouki: just dig right in
 wench_tacular:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Super effective design and I HATE IT
 KBKarma: Get yer fingies in there!
 DigitalSeahorse: he's got no lips to close
 HorusFive: One might argue the painkillers aren't going to help and are more valuable as a resource for those who might survive
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: 
 JadedCynic: place palm on chin; keep fingers OUT of mouth
 BusTed: that is certainly a take
Tempest2097: Jesus fuckin hell
 LiveFaust: He's living SO MUCH!
Zipa8: at least he cant scream with no lips
 KBKarma: He has a mouth and he can't scream.
 BITs19_: just put this man out of his misery, jeez
Tempest2097: This is why I never ended up in the medical field
 GlennSeto: Alex, whatever you do, don't give them a Behelit!
Metric_Furlong: @KBKarma oh he can scream
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And she's a moronic nurse, if you have an airlock you can probably at least sterilize some of the bandages
 richard_ermen: It's not a horror game without reason
 JadedCynic: @Zipa8 you'd think that, wouldn't you...
DaxStrife: Ah, another Wednesday of "Let's Watch+ Nope."
 MAPBoardgames: A mouth, he has. He just can't scream.
 MrQBear: @BITs19_ He's company property. we'd get in trouble for destroying him when we get back.
 Bassios: Oh those are some noises
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I can't handle this for humans, but for animals I can
 richard_ermen: Did not know there would be actual sounds
 KBKarma: Well, those were unpleasant sounds.
 BusTed: pat, pat
 Astramentha: ow
 KBKarma: Poke him in the eye!
ButButTheJesus: I can't handle anything related to needles
 Mazrae: How did that guy end up like that
 JadedCynic: I'm not fond of the various...'goo' that comes out of us, but I've handled accident site 'patients' before
 HorusFive: narrator "He would not be fine"
 LostThePirate: Gotta love it when you can't close your eyes because you have no eyelids...
 tidehollowcat: I keep expecting to see the painting from Signalis on a wall somewhere.
 Drasvin: I-is it just the art style, or is Curly missing his hands and feet?
 Strebenherz: just because the game graphics are a little lower tech, doesn't mean they can't be horrifying
Zipa8: the bigger question is what the EFF did that mascot do to him
Metric_Furlong: @Drasvin he's missing his hands and feet
 Thefluffiestguineapig: His eye is going to get a corneal ulcer since I doubt Anya is giving him eye drops
 JadedCynic: @Drasvin I think it's the result of the explosion that also managed to deglove him
Zipa8: at least the captain is pre tenderised
 Nigouki: lmao
 BusTed: 😬
Metric_Furlong: Alex.
GazzyInferno: alex...
 LiveFaust: Alex.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I would check to make sure he isn't necrotic first
 HorusFive: ALEX!
3PlayerPolitics: OH NO
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 wench_tacular: alex!
 KBKarma: I'm not allowed to eat stuff unless it's been peeled.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: ALEX
 Drasvin: Alex!
 KBKarma: So I'm good to go.
 JadedCynic: @Zipa8 skinned, but not boneless...yet
ButButTheJesus: 
 Gekyouryuu: Why do they call it bacon when it's clearly fried?
Zipa8: the new captain is called Jim too, so thats a good sign!
 MAPBoardgames: It was planning on eating people which makes us monsters.
 Gekyouryuu: 
 KBKarma: (everyone keeps yelling my name  )
 GlennSeto: Already smells like bacon.
 JadedCynic: (it is bad that I have both the skill sets for a first aider AND a cook?)
 TehAmelie: no, you have to work consistently at making bad decisions to be a monster, like Swansea
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also even if she was a normal nurse burn care horrifies a lot of nurses I know
 Thefluffiestguineapig: (Keep in mind I work in animal care)
 KBKarma: Oh, I hate it.
 GlennSeto: "My ears still work fine!"
 JadedCynic: @Thefluffiestguineapig this
 LiveFaust: Big nope.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I hate him so much (the mascot)
 Wolfstrike_NL: Yeaaahhh
 0x6772: Better that than selling plushies of him "for adults".
 TehAmelie: big Mooby the Golden Calf vibes
 MrQBear: @Thefluffiestguineapig Okay, you have to choose to keep swansea or the mascot...
 JadedCynic: critical care is a specialist assignment which isn't for everyone
 Akaiatana: Oh heck yeah, Mouthwashing.
 JadedCynic: she's QUICK
 PixelArtDragon: The twist is totally gonna be "it's all in your mind and everything is actually fine", isn't it
 LiveFaust: Almost as much as the phrase "another day in paradise"
 GlennSeto: Puke in the recycler, we need the proteins.
 JadedCynic: @PixelArtDragon or that we're dreaming all this, when we're actually Curly?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MrQBear Swansea because I am fully aware of exactly the kind of threat he poses unlike the eldritch horror
 HorusFive: 4 and a HALF!
Zipa8: Jimmy laying it down
 JadedCynic: when you predict the writing
 KBKarma: Suck my wally, Swansea.
Mushbie: @0x6772 must not... say... the word... that rimes with... donut
 MrQBear: @Thefluffiestguineapig Fair enough. Also if we can just outright delete the mascot right now, Swansea is 'handleable'
 JadedCynic: then you can take your break over there, out of the way of the door
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "Letting"
 GlennSeto: On Earth it's your woody, in space it's your wall-e.
Zipa8: hes out of line but hes right
 TheMerricat: He's hiding something isn't he chat. What's behind the door.....
 BusTed: heheh
 JadedCynic: accident scene safety and patient care are two different skill sets
3PlayerPolitics: his what
JoTyler: i changed my mind again, we're eating swansea first
 MrQBear: I think he's talking about Daisuke
  Anaerin: I think he means Daiske
 DigitalSeahorse: a teeny bopper intern
JoTyler: yeah he means daisuke
 TheMerricat: The opening said there were 5 crew.
 JadedCynic: swansea will fry up nicely with all that fat
 JadedCynic: 
 SkylerRingtail: Mascot is the secret sixth crew member
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheMerricat Probably the caffeine supply or food or hoarded things
 GlennSeto: I mean, Curly looks like he'd be awfully dry on his own.
 Akaiatana: Churls just want to have foam
 DigitalSeahorse: they're the opposite of gamers, they don't look down
Tempest2097: This feels like a notes game
 notthepenguins: wait they're just three digit codes?
 KBKarma: Oh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That is Checkov's "well main power can go out"
 JadedCynic: oh wait, that code might open the door we had a keypad for?
 MrQBear: Captain's Emergency Box (739)
 KBKarma: @Tempest2097 Mos def
Gizmoloid: didn't someone explicitly mention they didn't come in after dragging the guy out?
 JadedCynic: maybe?
JoTyler: the crew is Curly (captain), Jimmy (second captain), Anya (psych/medical), Swansea (utilities), Daisuke (intern to utilities)
 GlennSeto: Quick question: How carcinogenic is this foam, scale of 1-10?
 notthepenguins: also I seriously am not cool with this "foam"
Mushbie: @GlennSeto 11
 Strebenherz: given this game so far, probably an 11
 Drasvin: No one went into the cockpit, because no one was sure if the foam patch would hold
 notthepenguins: I am convinced it is going to spawn monsters at any moment
  Juliamon: GlennSeto oh 17 minimum
  Anaerin: Of *course* it's 451
Gizmoloid: @glennseto at least 12
 DigitalSeahorse: 4517
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: Wait, "Says it's filled with foam"? Has he not let anyone else look? Because that's not suspicious at all.
 KBKarma: Ah, so in this game no-one has blacklights.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @notthepenguins I think it deployed when they crashed because it's cheap and simulates safety
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 JadedCynic: oh wow, we are hauling a LOT
Metric_Furlong: flashback!
 DigitalSeahorse: woo back in time
 TehAmelie: totally fine non-foamy storage area? seems good
 Nigouki: it's all empty boxes that we can use to pile up and jump into doing stunts
 JadedCynic: oh great, time jumps 
 notthepenguins: yeah but I super do not trust how organic it looks @Thefluffiestguineapig
 PixelArtDragon: I do appreciate that the actual "oh shit oh shit oh shit" horror seems to be sporadic to give it more of a punch
 GlennSeto: Huh
 DigitalSeahorse: heheheheh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @notthepenguins Oh not at all, did you see what happened during the crash? How we were hunted by the mascot?
 MrQBear: So now we're Curly.
 wench_tacular: a bit bladerunner ish
3PlayerPolitics: kinda sus...
 GlennSeto: "I passed and I am fiendishly good-looking!"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Woooooooooooooooow
Zipa8: lolwut
 BusTed: 
 Strebenherz: WHAT
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
3PlayerPolitics: UM
 fastlane250: Oh
 BITs19_: brony
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 wench_tacular: sigh
JoTyler: yes, we are Curly in the pre-crash segments, and Jimmy in the post-crash segments
 TehAmelie: My Little Pony has gone too far
 KV1NN4: We've all been there
 0x6772: Yeah, like THOSE plushies "for adults", dammit.
 MAPBoardgames:  Wilbur!
 KBKarma: So, neither protagonist is entirely dependable.
 PixelArtDragon: Clop?
 KV1NN4: 30-30 was the best horse-cyborg buiddy
Zipa8: is it me or does everyone seem a tad incompetent
Ba_Dum_Tish: Oh yeah ALL of the content warnings for this game
 GlennSeto: I mean, whomst among us?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 PixelArtDragon: He's a competent asshole
 Thefluffiestguineapig: But he became that way from being shafted
 KBKarma: Ah, a competent asshole.
 Nigouki: Character prompt: What if Scotty was an asshole?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Swansea is the guy who has been there forever
3PlayerPolitics: yeah
Zipa8: malicious comliance asshole
  Anaerin: Swansea seems to have the attitude that he's entirely done with this shit.
 LiveFaust: "You're not wrong, Walter, you're just an asshole."
Zipa8: compliance*
 notthepenguins: oh no I did miss the mascot hunting us @thefluffiestguineapig , i managed to be looking away every time it showed up
 Drakas: why dose she look like a blow up sex doll with one of them paper beauty mask on her face
 0x6772: Pony for a mascot: "horse pills" makes sense.
 KBKarma: Odds of that being Checkov's vent?
 notthepenguins: that's upsetting to know
 KBKarma: *Chekov
Ba_Dum_Tish: Get the AEIOU AEIOU
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @KBKarma Same as Swansea hiding something
 fastlane250: æd
ButButTheJesus: ponder the A E D
 DigitalSeahorse: aeiou
 KBKarma: @Thefluffiestguineapig So, yes.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @KBKarma Precisely
 GlennSeto: The ship's doctor is Scottish?
Mushbie: does Chekov's vent imply Chekov's amogus?
 KBKarma: FOOD.
 TehAmelie: i got the impression Swansea takes it personally that our guy was left in charge after Curly
 DigitalSeahorse: neat
 JadedCynic: the movie?
 7gorobei: last starfighter
Zipa8: Scotty in star trek had booze stashed everywhere on the enterprise
 Nigouki: DeLorean
 JadedCynic: 
 TehAmelie: (almost made a Curly fries joke)
 KBKarma: Ah, so not the Vlaada Chavtil game?
 KBKarma: *Chvatil
 DigitalSeahorse: wow
 DigitalSeahorse: that's a game of sorry now I think...
 Nigouki: I still have his big book on my amazon wishlist waiting for a sale 
 GlennSeto: Curly needs a "Man, nothing can shit on this day!" moment.
 DigitalSeahorse: didn't get a good look at it
Mushbie: "put dispenser here!"
 JadedCynic: naw, alex - remmber? ingredients are 4 digit 
 KBKarma: Need a dispenser here!
 0x6772: Can you see the code for sweetener as the captain?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Dispense pills here
 DigitalSeahorse: a buddy joke?
 Drakas: butty
Zipa8: butty is a bread roll
 0x6772: As in a sandwich with butter as filling (and maybe bacon, if called out).
Invitare: oh like a chip butty
 JadedCynic: and lots of butter
 DigitalSeahorse: oh
 JadedCynic: thus, 'butty'
Invitare: oh no, the pie sandwich is a northern thing
Zipa8: chip butty is one of Englands great inventions
 KBKarma: I wonder what Jimmy's doing now.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So a heart attack inside a roll?
Mushbie: ahh a Wigan kebab
Lazarus2511: ahh captialism cutting corners
  Anaerin: "Fried Egg Chilli Cheese Sandwich"
Invitare: butty is just a sandwich, usually a roll, with butter and something
Metric_Furlong: pea wet
Zipa8: you can put anything in a butty thats the neat thing
 DigitalSeahorse: and pea wet
Mushbie: there is also the chip butty
 TehAmelie: if you want to put a pie in a sandwich, why not just bake it with lots of crust?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Anaerin Now I am putting cheese on my list because I'm going to make fried egg sandwiches
 Drakas: @Zipa8 can i have a butty one a butty
 KBKarma: Ah, smack barm pea wet.
Invitare: @TehAmelie Look they're northern. They like pies
 DigitalSeahorse: 4 digits
Zipa8: @Drakas yes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: AHHHHH
 DigitalSeahorse: uh
 KBKarma: Hehehe.
 empyreon: hahahhahaa
 Thefluffiestguineapig: He's ferklempt
3PlayerPolitics: kid...?
ButButTheJesus: cool cool cool
Metric_Furlong: good job, team
 Astramentha: um
 Mazrae: Why in all that insolation
 SkylerRingtail: Don't lie, we'd all play in the foam too
 Nigouki: you know urethane foam gets REALLY HOT when it cures right? that fucker is cooked
Mushbie: "too the windowwww. to the wall."
 0x6772: You can still just walk away.
 JadedCynic: hmmm, this is 7 days BEFORE the collision...
 KBKarma: I think we know Swansea thinks he's an idiot.
 DigitalSeahorse: kid must have thought it would be comfy
 KBKarma: *why Swansea
  QuixoticScrivener: that's going to make using the bathroom difficult
 JadedCynic: oh wait, that's the vent in the loo?
DaxStrife: Just getting Homestar Runner dialogue for this: "Explain to me how this happened?" "Well, I was in Bermuda, hanging a picture on the wall..." "Stop, that tells me everything."
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Exactly
 DigitalSeahorse: these guys are acting pretty foamy
 GlennSeto: Give the kid a spoon and go back to your important duties.
 KBKarma: Maybe you have it?
 Strebenherz: a difference between this and what?
JoTyler: youre the captain! you have it already 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I think we have one and the one in the cockpit was a backup?
3PlayerPolitics: the axe thing had one
 KBKarma: Oh hey, try break into the cargo bay!
Lazarus2511: good old corporate mistrust
 Drakas: i have had a sausage roll butty
 TehAmelie: i don't see the axe being good with the foam
Ba_Dum_Tish: Also you absolutely should have stuff spread out on a ship because if there is a hull breach all your medical stuff being in one room would be a problem if that is the room that is broken
 JadedCynic: abused to create Yet Another Fetch Quest to get the passcode
DaxStrife: Use -> Axe on -> Man.
 Nigouki: just slice off a kneecap
 TehAmelie: which leg do you like the least? just in case
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I feel like this is yet another example of "people do not implement things well and blame the tools"
 fastlane250: schlorp
 Akaiatana: Dice uke
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 accountmadeforants: Fuck, this game is cool
 KBKarma: No venting.
 JadedCynic: @Ba_Dum_Tish the mentality behind the US Navy having the mantra "every crew member is a damage control officer"
Gizmoloid: would the game allow you to axe him straight into crotch on first strike?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Right
 Nigouki: Swansea's bootlegging stash air vent
Metric_Furlong: or, at least, comparitively good at his job
 KBKarma: I'm sort of thinking he's a dick for a reason. The reason is Daisuke.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @JadedCynic Similar principle in a small veterinary clinic. everyone helps with a CPR patient
 GlennSeto: Swansea is probably irreplaceable.
 PixelArtDragon: If you're going to have someone like that, at least make it nepotism or something
 JadedCynic: nepotism is the usual reason for assholes' employment
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: Engineering 10; People skills 0
 Nigouki: undiplomatic but qualified
 TreeVor84: A trope I hate is "asshole genius"
  QuixoticScrivener: giggity?
 tabbyphobos: He's probably the only one who knows how to do something
 KBKarma: Swansea == competent Branko?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @GlennSeto Oh absolutely
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OOOHHHH SNAP
 Strebenherz: PFFFFT
 JadedCynic: poor Swansea
 TehAmelie: ah, Branko. . .
DaxStrife: What game is this again? I'm going to have to check this out myself.
 accountmadeforants: I'm glad we saved Daisuke, man's got Guilty Gear songs to write.
 Strebenherz: "Now turn the cameras off"
 JadedCynic: "Mouthwashing"?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You're nit helping
Ba_Dum_Tish: Daisuke going out an airlock
 KBKarma: @DaxStrife Mouthwashing.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Gizmoloid: ooh a dumbass who thinks "I can fit" equals "I have technical skills"
Zipa8: Swansea is right the kid is a idiot
 Nigouki: what's in side the skull? MORE FOAM
 Thefluffiestguineapig: STOP
 empyreon: 
  Juliamon: I think I understand Swansea
DaxStrife: @KBKarma Appreciate it.
Ba_Dum_Tish: 60 is not old Daisuke
 TehAmelie: "I'm 62"
 fastlane250: if metal gear solid has taught me anything, it might not be okay to be Big Boss. 
 PixelArtDragon: Hey, that's above age for his family!
 TheAinMAP: 
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's for only Maximum soldering!!!
  Anaerin: Hot air rework station?
 GlennSeto: Swansea is gonna die for that kid later, isn't he?
 DigitalSeahorse: calculus
 KBKarma: Feels like zeerust tech.
 accountmadeforants: I'm starting to understand how Swansea's patience reserves got drained.
 JadedCynic: sandwich board! 
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: Maybe it doubles as an arc welder? 
 PixelArtDragon: An actual breadboard, whoever made this knew what they were doing
 JadedCynic: @PixelArtDragon 100%
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also it feels like there is a reveal for why the intern was dropped on us without warning too
 JadedCynic: takes me back
Zipa8: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Strebenherz: Alex what was this game called?  This is GOOOD
  Juliamon: !game
  LRRbot: Currently playing: Mouthwashing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Scrape that man off the floor because you destroyed him
 Drakas: i mean its ok to go a bit insane when you in space long term
 Strebenherz: Thank you
 JadedCynic: Can we put a call into The Company? I need to report a murder 
 KBKarma: Maybe you have to wash Curly's mouth?
 TheMerricat: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2475490/Mouthwashing/
 Piratical_tendancies: oh no
 DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
 Strebenherz: the music slowing down is concerning
 accountmadeforants: Keeps you on your toes
Metric_Furlong: very sane, very normal captain
Lazarus2511: so we have indecisive, idiot, asshole, offkilter, and slight asshole
 JadedCynic: 
Ba_Dum_Tish:  We are extremely normal
 0x6772: Cool, the ship has a subway system!
 KBKarma: Oh hey, these stairs weren't here before.
 Bassios: Ooh, descending into hell
 GlennSeto: maybe the warp drive is just weird
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So our psych evals are all getting rubber stamped?
Zipa8: is this the sub basement
 KBKarma: Here comes the jump scare!
  Anaerin: We're not crazy we're just a little unwell...
Ba_Dum_Tish: God I hate this it looke like we are going up
 lightfut: Right to the sub ocean
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 Drakas: is it going to turn out we are alone on this ship
 GreatWahooney: just slightly off center
 JadedCynic: I mean, the ship DOES have a huge cargo hold...
 MAPBoardgames: There is no "deck-40, ensign!
 TehAmelie: i mean when is it ever bad to think of Night in the Woods
ButButTheJesus: *sounds of boat horns*
 DigitalSeahorse: cause of Cabin in the Woods movies?
 Piratical_tendancies: sploosh?
Zipa8: did we die
Mushbie: horror protagonists yearn for the hole
 0x6772: There's *water* in this sub-ocean? What?
 shendaras: sub ocean? 
 UnknownFriday: Odd we get the sound of the sub ocean.
 KBKarma: Spoiler: I don't think that was the way to the cockpit.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Oh Daisuke forgot to clean up the blood ocean
Metric_Furlong: Alex!
 DigitalSeahorse: red planet
 Bassios: River of blood?
 Astramentha: um
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Blood
 Nigouki: nice post-Impact ocean
 TehAmelie: isn't this where you fight that witch in Elden Ring?
Zipa8: a fan of Khorne then
 LiveFaust: LCL time?
 wench_tacular: holodeck is neat
 GlennSeto: Not trying hard enough then
 KBKarma: Here comes some horse!
Metric_Furlong: oh, are we joining the Godhand?
 0x6772: @Thefluffiestguineapig Oh.
 DigitalSeahorse: seems radioactive
 DigitalSeahorse:  
DaxStrife: You found the sub-space ocean!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Alex how did you find the sub ocean in a good game?
 Astramentha: ah, Blood Whales
 UnknownFriday: No Hablas Whale
 GlennSeto: Angry trombone monster incoming
 Thefluffiestguineapig: uuuuuhhhhhhhh
 JadedCynic: I'm seeing radiation distortion pixellation...
Zipa8: RIP
 Akaiatana: Now is a great time in the northern hemisphere to play the NitW soundtrack and do errands
 DandyGeek: seems fine
 fastlane250: 
 Astramentha: 
Ba_Dum_Tish:  I am so glad we are totally normal and sane
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 KBKarma: 
 Mazrae: Is this where we fight the dark Captain (like dark link)
  Anaerin: Emergency, Emergency, There's an emergency going on. It's still going on...
 Drakas: Blood whale has to be the name of a metal band
 BusTed: 🙂
Gizmoloid: follow the crumbs of emergency
 accountmadeforants:   
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 KBKarma: Do you know, I'm not sure this is normal?
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 JadedCynic: "Going crazy?" "No thanks - did that earlier!"
 empyreon:   
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Mushroom cloud? Or sun?
Ba_Dum_Tish: 
 KBKarma: Nuke!
 lightfut: This guy really likes ladders?
 notthepenguins: look soemtmes you get to have a mental break, you know, as a treat
 TehAmelie: i may have missed something but didn't we pass on questionable grounds while not revealing too much to the therapist?
 DigitalSeahorse: so bright
 JadedCynic: @Thefluffiestguineapig por que no los dos?
 KBKarma: And suddenly, we're watching Solaris.
Ba_Dum_Tish: The game went into light mode
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie I believe so
 DigitalSeahorse: and I'm in a dark room
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 DigitalSeahorse: heheheh
 BusTed: 
 KBKarma: You can't see your knees!
 JadedCynic: @notthepenguins yeah, save your sanity for when you're gonna need it, like in a real emergency
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 MrQBear: @TehAmelie she said we gave the same answers as last time, which leads me to believe Curly has 'memorized' his psych answers?
 Wolfstrike_NL: !clip
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
ButButTheJesus: 
 TheWanderingNomad: The horses he waht now!?
 GlennSeto: gotta quit those cigs
ButButTheJesus:  
 MAPBoardgames: "I need you to answer these psych questions honestly. But If I don't like the answers you'll be out of a job."
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yuuup
 JadedCynic: you can't QUANTIFY an opinion, usually
 LiveFaust: That's what the axe is for.
 KBKarma: You can. You just won't see what's going on.
 TehAmelie: MRI personality analysis did turn out to be fake science
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 accountmadeforants: Yeah, they gotta be real atomic opinions for me not to wish for a "partially agree, partially disagree"
 JadedCynic: @KBKarma in fact, if you look inside someone's head drastically enough, things stop going on in there 
  Anaerin: Thinking? Oh you don't want to do that.
 KBKarma: @JadedCynic Ah, yes, quantum observation. By observing, you change what you're observing.
 Nigouki: fuk
 Strebenherz: Whelp
 DigitalSeahorse: oof
 JadedCynic: Krillin: "Thinking used to stress me out, so I stopped doing that." 
3PlayerPolitics: oofies
 SymphonySolstice: hey,
 KBKarma: "Also, I may be going through psychotic episodes. You know how it goes."
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is a big mood
Bearudite: hey stop it
 GhostValv: big mood
 DigitalSeahorse: shtalp!
 GlennSeto: "Just gimme gimme gimme ... fried chicken!"
Ba_Dum_Tish: "you might be on the wrong ladder" is such a hard line
Metric_Furlong: luckily, this sort of anxiety is having no bleedover into anything else Curly is going through atm
  Anaerin: And here comes self-doubt WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
 MrQBear: this dialogue is giving me some psychic damage.
 SymphonySolstice: hey stop that
 Nigouki: can we go back to horsetalk? this is too real
 AtomicAlchemical: game. game I need you to stop being real.
 fastlane250: a human made completely of beefy jeefy
ButButTheJesus: this might bother me if I still had hope
Metric_Furlong: space fax!
Metric_Furlong: fax in space!
 0x6772: Glad that the venerable fax made it to space.
 PixelArtDragon: Teletype!
 MAPBoardgames: Unsubscribed Space Fax
Ba_Dum_Tish: Time for a space fax from Waylan Yultani
 JadedCynic: crew expendable
3PlayerPolitics: lolll
 JadedCynic: WaylanD
 GlennSeto: Crew expendable
 BusTed: Maybe we don't want to remember
Metric_Furlong: well the first words were 'after all'
 KBKarma: Oh hey!
 Gekyouryuu: is Pony Express actually Wayland Yutani?
 JadedCynic: ah.
 BusTed: aha
 JadedCynic: there we go
 Forgebold: aaand here we go
 DigitalSeahorse: I seeeeeee
Ba_Dum_Tish:  They said the thing
 KBKarma: Wait for the horse to jump out.
 lightfut:   
  Anaerin: Is it still made with alcohol?
 KBKarma: Honse!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I wonder if the horse is a substitute for Jimmy?
 SymphonySolstice: amazing
ButButTheJesus: you wanted cargo? YOU CAN HAVE SO MUCH CARGO AAAAHAHA
 TehAmelie: all the mouthwash in the Soviet Union apparently
 JadedCynic: again "why do the send cargo by ship, and ship by truck?"
 Drasvin: That's a lot of mouthwash
 GlennSeto: what if the ship gets eaten?
Motherboards: This game is so damn good, hope everybody's having a good time
 KBKarma: Remember, Cori is legally not able to draw the mascot.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Colorful?
 shendaras: Colorful.
 JadedCynic: oh wow...50's cartoons
 Akaiatana: This is a real propaganda from 1949. I looked it up
 lightfut: The reflection on the floor lol
 DigitalSeahorse: time to get lost in a training video
petitmarouillat: <message deleted>good evening @loadingreadyrun today Cities Skylines 2 next all consoles Xbox PS5 Nintendo Switch
 HadesLeprechaun: yeah this is def copyright-free old cartoon
  Anaerin: Wow, this video aged like fine milk.
 GlennSeto: public domain now, I imagine
 DigitalSeahorse: HAHAHAHHA
 JadedCynic: yay, capitalism
 SymphonySolstice: lol. lmao
 AtomicAlchemical: hmmmmmmmm
 DigitalSeahorse: I'm sure
 SkylerRingtail: "And if the business is unprofitable, it's entirely the employee's fault."
 MrQBear: the image reflecting off the floor is beautiful
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: As someone working for a wildly profitable business being incredibly underpaid I will assert that I cannot maintain a savings account
 JadedCynic: there's that good old company health insurance coming in handy
 LiveFaust: I love fantasy.
 lightfut: Heh, cut off at the investors
 KBKarma: Huh. That's not concerning.
 Akaiatana: Insert accretion disk 2
 DigitalSeahorse: there goes our income
 JadedCynic: pulsar?
 accountmadeforants: Honestly, we need more Capitalist Propaganda for our memes. No need to let communism have all the fun.
 KBKarma: GIANT MAN.
 MrQBear: Oh, gurren lagaan?
ButButTheJesus: ah, the big succ
 fastlane250: 
 KBKarma: In his wally.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
thesurfaceofthemoon: Non-Garbage Day
 GlennSeto: drift compatible
thesurfaceofthemoon: Garage Day perhaps?
Ba_Dum_Tish: PEPSIMAN
Tempest2097: I mean, people have seen atoms NOW
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DepressedAbstemiousNeanderthalAMPTropPunch-AT4YZop7EC4M9aKI
 LostThePirate: Alice in Wonderland reference?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Get your ISM here
Metric_Furlong: ah, anti-union propaganda
 TehAmelie: Pepsiman, made of the pure irreducible element of pepsi
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, anti union
 SymphonySolstice: 10/10
Tempest2097: Seasonal entertainment
Metric_Furlong: 2spoopy
Ba_Dum_Tish: Spooky scary skeletons
  Juliamon: SMASH CUT
 accountmadeforants: Here is said video, it's called A For Atom: https://youtu.be/KKm2n82CpQ4
Bearudite: is the rest of the ISM on that Fasc?
DaxStrife: Channel change to bleach white skeleton.
 TheAinMAP: 
 fastlane250: one of these channels is not like the others
 KBKarma: Ah, this is what you were meant to see.
 DigitalSeahorse: Home Simpson Logo
 MAPBoardgames: did you push the 'suck me into the TV' button again?
Motherboards: Kill bacteria AND kill germs?!
 RealGamerCow: banger alert
 Astramentha:   
 KBKarma: Spoiler: the mouthwash is an eldritch abomination (I am guessing).
Tempest2097: Dragonsbreath doesn't accept any harm for using it?!
 DigitalSeahorse: FIRE fresh?
  Anaerin: That crossfade really does a number.
 TheWanderingNomad: Oh dear
Tempest2097: Oh so that's all they were carrying.
Tempest2097: OHHH
 TehAmelie: i bet the main ingredient is uranium
Metric_Furlong: ah, that's why the game's called what it is
Ba_Dum_Tish: They said the thing
vensers_lab_tech: Before during and after is pretty great
Tempest2097: Well, so much for useful cargo
 0x6772: Good for disinfecting the captain's wounds?
 KBKarma: "mouthwash"
Ba_Dum_Tish: Yet is completely normal
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also its so much space
 TheAinMAP: So.... roll credits?
 accountmadeforants: Or "A Is For Atom", rather, and here's the older YouTube rip that other video ripped theirs from: https://youtu.be/Gi-ItrJISQE
  Anaerin: @0x6772 The captain is 99% wounds.
 Akaiatana: WASH + PLAY
Invitare: probably has alcohol in it though
Invitare: yeah
 DigitalSeahorse: for a product that disrupts your mouth micro-biome
  Juliamon: Is it--- yeah I knew it
 accountmadeforants: Lmao
 MrQBear: It's... Schnapps:?
Tempest2097: I mean they can distill it maybe
 NightValien28: its sugary booze
ghyllnox: Could probably distill it?
 Strebenherz: WHELP
Tempest2097: BRO
 fastlane250: glontch
 NightValien28: that man, dead
 PixelArtDragon: Definitely competent asshole
 TheWanderingNomad: Shit snacks
  Anaerin: Women love an Aqua Velva man...
 wench_tacular: brave
 accountmadeforants: Swansea has had it with y'all
ButButTheJesus: bruh
 lightfut: It's only been 2 months
Tempest2097: Oh fuck
Ba_Dum_Tish: Oh alcohol and being trapped. That combo can only go well
 DigitalSeahorse: oof
 PixelArtDragon: Oh no
 RealGamerCow: This reminded me of the documentary of the Japanese guy that lived off of contest winnings for a year. "The Contestant"
 Astramentha: ooooooof
 TheAinMAP: 
  Juliamon: Bro.
 Omthebox: Ethanol!? *glug*
 TheDangerWaffle: :<
 MrQBear: you know what? I'm worried for swansea.
 KBKarma: With mouthwash, which generally has stuff to discourage drinking it.
 DigitalSeahorse: bad bad bad
 TehAmelie: my nurse cousin tells me under 70% boozahol is going to infect more than it disinfects
 GlennSeto: A real asshole.
 accountmadeforants: Swansea was one of the only competent ones 
Tempest2097: Anya is having a bad time.
 PixelArtDragon: You're all going to get soooo dehydrated
  Anaerin: 14% Ethanol, 20% Formaldehyde.
  Juliamon: Daisuke will try it anyway.
 HadesLeprechaun: totally, completely unrelated, anybody see The Lighthouse?
 Nigouki: i'm suspecting Utility isn't actually all foam as Swansea claims...
 DigitalSeahorse: don't drag him in with you
 wench_tacular: @HadesLeprechaun yep
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No bullying!
 Astramentha: leave the baby ALONE
Ba_Dum_Tish: Swansea you were the competent one
ButButTheJesus: vomit incoming
 KBKarma: @accountmadeforants And this is how we make him less competent.
Metric_Furlong: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (The LoadingReadyRun crew play a board game! Game: Psycho Killer) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (1:52 from now).
 KBKarma: !moonbase
Metric_Furlong: yeah, you've got some time
 KBKarma: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time:  3:07 PM
 wench_tacular: !time
 LostThePirate: Yeah, stream's scheduled for 3 hours
JoTyler: yeah go for it
 Strebenherz: it's good
 RealGamerCow: What is the name of this game?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This game is rad
 KBKarma: Ah grand.
  Juliamon: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
 SquareDotCube: got an hour, hour and a half if you want to push it
JoTyler: probably wont finish but it's good
 DigitalSeahorse:  
Metric_Furlong: !game
  LRRbot: Currently playing: Mouthwashing
  Juliamon: !game
  LRRbot: Currently playing: Mouthwashing
 KBKarma: I'll go brush mine tooths.
Ba_Dum_Tish: This game is super good and you should finish it on your own time
   LoadingReadyRun: I got a coffee thing after werk
 accountmadeforants: @TehAmelie Yeah, once you hit that threshold you shouldn't even be using it on your skin, let alone cuts.
 SquareDotCube: and look, NaDtD Thrink on on the schedule!
Metric_Furlong: @SquareDotCube hell yeah!
Metric_Furlong: Tee-Buck!
Metric_Furlong: (I'm also trying to binge re-watch season 2, to be better prepared)
 LostThePirate: I need to do that, too
  Juliamon: yeah... I don't know where the hell I'll find time
  Juliamon: the archive.org stuff isn't helping
 BusTed: congratulations
Tempest2097: HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAY
 DigitalSeahorse: well the archive is safe for now I think
 Robot_Bones: Congratulations
 DigitalSeahorse: daww
 tidehollowcat: congratulations
 MAPBoardgames: Congratulations
Ba_Dum_Tish: Time for corporate mandated 'fun'
 DigitalSeahorse: congratulations
Metric_Furlong: man this company *sucks*
 KV1NN4: Horses have their birthday ont he same day. Pony Express employees follow suit
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @KV1NN4 That's only race horses with papers
 Strebenherz: PFFFFFT
Tempest2097:  SERIOUSLY?!
 Strebenherz: "HOP TO IT CAPTAIN"
 SquareDotCube: you know it's going to be awful cake to start with
Bearudite: this shit is dire
 accountmadeforants: Clearance to make a cake, I'm not sure we're ready for that responsibility
Bearudite: lovin it
 GreatWahooney: [restricted item] cake, my favourite!
 Drasvin: Does the corporation not trust the crew to make a cake?
 MAPBoardgames: Mmmm.. Restricted Nutrient Pouches...
Ba_Dum_Tish: The cake is not a lie surprisingly
 FarleyF: oh hey folks - for anyone that has Amazon Prime Killing Floor 2 is the free game this week
 accountmadeforants: I've said it before, but I'll say it again: Fuck, this game is cool.
 FarleyF: Also why does that oven remind me of the Demon Core
Ba_Dum_Tish: Mmm microplastic water
 KV1NN4: mmm macroplastics
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Delicious microplastics
 Astramentha: ….sure
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That is a great phrase
 Strebenherz: "Mockery" XD
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "A mockery of sugar
Jethrain: "mockery of sugar" is glorious
 Strebenherz: PFFFT
 TheAinMAP:  
 Drasvin: Wait, the cake is just water, gelatin, and sugar? That's not cake, that's jell-o
 Astramentha: 
 accountmadeforants: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 MAPBoardgames: Pay no attention to the cake behind the curtian
Ba_Dum_Tish: Mmm jello cake
 Strebenherz: This game is amazing
 SquareDotCube: what's the description?
JoTyler: jello cake, like in fallout!
 wench_tacular: that cake is, in fact, a lie
Ba_Dum_Tish: Chekovs knife
 GreatWahooney: which part made the candles?
 Mazrae: A space knife
 SquareDotCube: poke it with a knife and then it just pops like a zit
Ba_Dum_Tish: We're going under!
  Anaerin: That cake is mostly gelatine. So it's jello.
satyropodobny: Oh Jimmy is on screen; brb gotta puke real quick
Tempest2097: Oh fuck, so if the company's going under there's no one to RESCUE YOUR ASS
 Strebenherz: Oh no
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So then Curly's fragile mental state is pushed over the edge?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Oh to spring it on them at the end
Ba_Dum_Tish: Jimmy dammit.
 wench_tacular: oof
 lightfut: Jimmy, my dude....
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Jimmy don't vent this on Curly
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SpikyBoredRhinocerosFreakinStinkin-3HFupl5eCWrh13Rl
 KBKarma: Oh, I can hear noises that aren't happy.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Damn that line is real Curly
Tempest2097: Damn those are some daggers Jimmy is throwing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Don't tell someone you know what they meant
 TehAmelie: Jimmy keeps reminding me of Capa in Sunshine and not in a fun way
JoTyler: well the first thing you did was turn right into the thing, instead of left like it told you
JoTyler: i think it's pretty unambiguous
 KBKarma: Fucking cake? Neato! Everyone gets fucked!
 rasterscan: Oh jesus.  I came in to find the W+P, but uh.  Playing the "all of the content warnings" game today.
 TheAinMAP: 
Firewhiskers: Interactive?
 TehAmelie: i wonder if "Tulpar" is some Tibetan-Polish wordplay
 HadesLeprechaun: do the saw motion!
Firewhiskers: Zandatsu!
 KBKarma: And reset.
 MAPBoardgames: That "knife" definitely does d6 damage
 Astramentha: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's maximally obnoxious and I appreciate that
 DigitalSeahorse: the cake was a lie
 TheAinMAP: It's deflating.
karmic_guide: Have fun mouthwashing!
Ba_Dum_Tish: This is such a good (painful) game
JoTyler: unpleasant noises incoming
 TehAmelie: i think that knife was too large
 Thefluffiestguineapig: is Jimmy forcing Curly to suffer?
 rasterscan: Yeah, again, this game has like all of the content warnings.
 rasterscan: So good though.
Ba_Dum_Tish: God I would not want to be left like that
 HadesLeprechaun: I like that the whimpering is louder -outside- of the room
 KBKarma: I wonder if we'll find a murder or a suicide.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh Swansea
karmic_guide: Delicious mouthwash
 MAPBoardgames: Is she hopped up on the mouth juice?
 DigitalSeahorse: does him with the mouthwash
 TehAmelie: is Swansea swimming in a lake of mouthwash empties yet?
 KBKarma: Utility?
 PixelArtDragon: Does the ship even keep a consistent layout?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Where is anyone?
karmic_guide: @PixelArtDragon I believe so
Metric_Furlong: @PixelArtDragon it does when we're playing as Jimmy, for now at least
 Omthebox: Yep. That's space
karmic_guide: The exceptions are very notably different tho
 Driosenth: 
 HadesLeprechaun: the ship is a sortof a big oval with the lounge at one side, the cargo on the other, utility in the middle, and the cockpit just off a little to the side of the middle
 KBKarma: Mercy killing?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Were they having a heart to heart?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, I think they were agreeing to mercy kill Curly
 KBKarma: Most definitely.
Ba_Dum_Tish: It was swansea in the cockpit with the axe
 KBKarma: Missed medical.
 TehAmelie: Anya seems to be Swansea's best friend. i just hope he appreciates her
  Anaerin: Having a heart to heart, just the anxious nurse and the drunk engineer with an axe...
 KBKarma: Oh, my mistake.
 accountmadeforants: "I hope this hurts" indeed
 0x6772: This game is nothing but band names - "I once saw Potential Murder Weapons open for Mouthwash"
Tempest2097: They're running out of painkillers, he's an 11 on a scale of 1-10
Tempest2097: Just fucking agony
 TehAmelie: the art style does not lend itself to subtlety i guess
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Tempest2097 He would be an 11 in a fully equipped burn unit
Tempest2097: So 15
Tempest2097: Oh
 Astramentha: 
Tempest2097: Oh fuck
 KBKarma: That doesn't sound like it's working.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Ba_Dum_Tish: Oh yeah these sounds
Zipa8: He looks like Hisashi Ouchi
 fastlane250:  
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Tempest2097: I don't think that was giving him the painkillers Jimmy
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: They did a great design job making him not truly human
Tempest2097: Are we in fuckin purgatory?
 lightfut: Oh my
Ba_Dum_Tish: We cronked out on mouthwash
 TheWanderingNomad: so...is that cream or teeth on top?
 KBKarma: Oh neat. Jimmy's having a psychotic break as well.
 LostThePirate: Did *we* take the painkillers...?
 fastlane250: the madness is inside jimmy now
 MAPBoardgames: That cake: a lie!
Zipa8: we are so off our tits on mouthwash
Tempest2097: Mouthwash and painkillers.
 TehAmelie: Mouthwashing. . .could it be about cleaning out lies?
 KBKarma: Oh neat. Should I find your friend for you?
 RatherLargeToad: Hey, don’t take it out on the cake
 SkylerRingtail: (I don't think the knife is for the cake, chat)
KeytarCat: I don't think that's gonna have been the cake...
 PixelArtDragon: This is absolutely not going to end up being used on the cake, isn't it
 DigitalSeahorse: nope, still parcheesi
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WOOOOOOOW
 TehAmelie: reminds me of when i turned 25 and got a coupon for a cheap icecream cake from the grocery store
Tempest2097: They're hitting it pretty fuckin hard, goddamn
Lazarus2511: the spoon would work okay
 0x6772: How're the toilets on this barge working?
 TehAmelie: and i ate it alone
Tempest2097: Endless mouthwash
 KBKarma: So, are there gonna be jumpscares here, or just psychological horror?
 HadesLeprechaun: behold: a knife
 Thefluffiestguineapig: AAAAHHHHHHH
Ba_Dum_Tish: FEAST
 DigitalSeahorse: LOL
 KBKarma: FEAST.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope
 RatherLargeToad: 
 kumatsu: I heard u liek panopticon
 PixelArtDragon: @KBKarma Some of the scene transitions were pretty jumpscary, just without the noise
 TheAinMAP: 
 fastlane250: 
 GreatWahooney: in soviet russia, monitor look at you
offbeatwitch: feast!
 HadesLeprechaun: gonna go feast on some cake!
 Forgebold: cake cake cake cake
Zipa8: some chaos fuckery is happening here
satyropodobny: perhaps this is hell
 HadesLeprechaun: musical swell!
 TehAmelie: some butterfingers. no wait that's mean
Metric_Furlong: yes, cake. normal, non-cannibalism-metaphor cake
Ba_Dum_Tish: Blood for the blood gods
Tempest2097: OH no
 MAPBoardgames: The axe makes sense, the cake tastes like wood anyway
Lazarus2511: ah
 Gekyouryuu: uh-oh
 KBKarma: FEAST
Ba_Dum_Tish: Mmmm meat cake
Bearudite: curly lookin like cake
 wench_tacular: 
 niccus: cake! cake! cake!
Zipa8: welp
 GreatWahooney: go on, cut your cake
Ba_Dum_Tish: FEAST
 KBKarma: FEAST!
offbeatwitch: mmm, cake
Jethrain: izzet cake?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: nopenope
 Bassios: "You're not cake!"
 Forgebold: oh I've seen this star trek episode
Invitare: we have already established that the cake is a lie
 DigitalSeahorse: I guess he wanted to be the cake
 Nigouki: i hope there's an exotic dancer inside
 0x6772: I don't think this is "taking responsibility".
 KBKarma: Oh. No feast.
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Chat can you tell me when the bodily harm is over?
 DigitalSeahorse: oh no
 KBKarma: Hi @AdzyandJaneComics !
  Juliamon: Welcome raiders! CW: everything
 niccus: hi adzy's crew things are breaking bad here so maybe don't watch
 lightfut: This order of stuff is messing me up
  Anaerin: @Thefluffiestguineapig Nothing happened, it's okay.
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 The_Crab_Goddess: what fresh low-poly hell is this
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 DigitalSeahorse: 
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 AdzyandJaneComics: having a good ol sip of 'Thwash to take the edge off the morning?
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Anaerin Thanks
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 KBKarma: @The_Crab_Goddess It's some fucking psychological horror shit.
 TehAmelie: it's a long story, but we're trapped on a freighter with almost no resources left but infinite alcoholic mouthwash
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Tempest2097: Not really
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Can be
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CrowdedDaintySpiderBabyRage-RngnN55H9Jea0gwL
 Gekyouryuu: that one might be
Jethrain: at 14% i'd say no
 MAPBoardgames: This stuff is probably
 KBKarma: It has ethanol. Maybe?
 0x6772: Not at 14%
 Gekyouryuu: it does have alcohol
Zipa8: wouldnt it depend on the booze content
lady_olynder: At 14% ethanol, yes
 CataclysmicReverb: Depends on the proof, not at 28
 DigitalSeahorse: if you light it on purpose maybe
 AdzyandJaneComics: It's flammable if you distil it a bit
 The_Crab_Goddess: we're coach Z, basically. coach Z in space
 tidehollowcat: I would imagine it can be
 fastlane250: is this what Listerine addiction is like for Coach Z?
 ButterBall000: Dewater it a bit
 The_Crab_Goddess: @fastlane250 YOU
 0x6772: Yeah, what this ship needs now is a makeshift still.
 The_Crab_Goddess: braincell
 SquareDotCube: probably, if aerosolized
Zipa8: surprised swansea isnt distilling it already
 KBKarma: @0x6772 hey, they ain't getting less crunk.
 0x6772: Having enough pipes is not the only limiting factor!
 PixelArtDragon: @0x6772 Could it really make anything worse? I don't think so
 DigitalSeahorse: rubbing alcohol is flammable
Jethrain: 14% is like a somewhat strong wine
 AdzyandJaneComics: we need to figure out how to distil it into alcohol then convert that alcohol back into grains
 fastlane250: @the_crab_goddess I am so glad I wasn't the only one who went there
 ButterBall000: Can one spit listerine fire?
 DigitalSeahorse: just reading the label
 DigitalSeahorse: I wanted fresh breath
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That framing is such good storytelling
 niccus: Kills
 DigitalSeahorse: we're germs
 KBKarma: Becha Swansea is in Utility.
Zipa8: kills 99% of everything just leaves the germs
Ba_Dum_Tish: Oh good someone was thinking.
  Anaerin: And we've got an axe.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: But she now doesn't want to listen to the burn victim screaming
 0x6772: Has anybody checked to see whether the mouthwash melts foam?
Zipa8: shouldnt that be blown out not sucked
 The_Crab_Goddess: @fastlane250 can't ever see mouthwash and not htink of the decemberween carol
 ButterBall000: This feels like a convo the crew of the Nostramo would have
 GhostValv: 
Tempest2097: Swansea is partying haaaard
Zipa8: lol
 PixelArtDragon: Those moves tho
 The_Crab_Goddess:   
3PlayerPolitics: Tequila Sunrise!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Huh?
 TheWanderingNomad: Uh oh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NOOOOOO
 TheWanderingNomad: Oh well at least he didn't use it on us
  Anaerin: So that's how that got like that.
 Gekyouryuu: well, that's how THAT happened, at least
 lightfut: So that's how
 AdzyandJaneComics: We're all dying at different speeds. I mean in this case your choice is Usain Bolt or Florence Griffith
 Strebenherz: alrighty
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Momentarily happy but now not
 The_Crab_Goddess: swansea, you utter meoln
 The_Crab_Goddess: melon
 PixelArtDragon: Now it's more disco-y!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh can we use that to get into utility?
 TehAmelie: i like meoln. it sounds like a word for drunken fuckup
 AdzyandJaneComics: That man has an acute case of Welsh
 Strebenherz: PFFFFFT
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We didn't need that
Zipa8: Lol
Tempest2097: Well
 GreatWahooney: yum!
 Strebenherz: JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED
 The_Crab_Goddess: lol you listerine chuggin fireaxe swingin' nihilistic \
 HadesLeprechaun: oh hey we needed more of that
 Nigouki: oh good, this one will make you go blind
 KBKarma: MORE alcohol!
 The_Crab_Goddess: MORE ALCOHOL
 AdzyandJaneComics: ah beans
 Omthebox: Now that is flamable
 fastlane250: ala chol
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 empyreon: ah good, finally something to chase the mouthwash with
 GhostValv: jumpscare
 KBKarma: Surprise Anya!
 0x6772: There's the jump scare!
 Forgebold: I guess it was her turn to startle you this time
 TehAmelie: Anya is sneaky
 Strebenherz: jumpscaring the person WITH THE AXE, A+
 accountmadeforants: If you're not drinking something nearly instantly lethal, why bother?
 PixelArtDragon: Wow. Way to patronize
Zipa8: wat
Tempest2097: Poor Anya.
Lazarus2511: hello EVA
 The_Crab_Goddess: oh hey, EVA
 TehAmelie: the universe is telling Jimmy to take responsibility
 The_Crab_Goddess: again, braincell
 0x6772: Hello, fourth wall!
 AdzyandJaneComics: @accountmadeforants I promise you, Iso is not instantly lethal
Zipa8: 4th wall is here baby
 micalovits: Uhhh
 AirmanKJE: Jimmy is the new Marcia. Marcia Marcia Marcia!
 HadesLeprechaun: maybe Curly wants some mouthwash
 PixelArtDragon: Axe can solve many problems
  Juliamon: oh no they're down the paracetamol
 KBKarma: HMMM
 Gekyouryuu: "Get in the robot, Jimmy. or else Curly will have to do it again."
Zipa8: weak
Tempest2097: Oh these aren't even the good shit
Lazarus2511: uuhhhh
 fastlane250: Is it fucking medicine or medicine for fucking?
 0x6772: Just give him the whole bottle.
  Juliamon: we got Tylenol now
 KBKarma: Hey wait, what about the alcohol?
 AdzyandJaneComics: 500mg of Paracetamol is NOT going to help anything
  Anaerin: Paracetamol. Also known as Acetaminophen.
 0x6772: Wash it down with the mouth-… well, you see.
 Astramentha: Jimmy.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Tylenol might not actually have any analgesic effects at all
 PixelArtDragon: To be fair, I once had a killer headache that the only medicine that helped was Paracetemol
 TehAmelie: the over the counter stuff that's not even going to kill you unless you keep overdosing until you get liver failure
 Mangledpixel: depends how you define "worst moments"
satyropodobny: fuckin Jimmy I swear to god
Ba_Dum_Tish: That sound never gets better
3PlayerPolitics: idk about that dude
 accountmadeforants: @AdzyandJaneComics In the sense that you reach the lethal dose very quickly, not in the sense that it won't take you very long to die after.
 fastlane250: UM
 PixelArtDragon: "better"
 Strebenherz: Someone get this poor man a sensu bean
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Judgement?
 empyreon: pardon?
 MAPBoardgames: pardonfuck?
Ba_Dum_Tish:  we are moving curly like a muppet
 Astramentha: UM
 KBKarma: Judgement? That's new.
 wench_tacular: pardon?
Zipa8: purgatory! yay
 tidehollowcat: And where is judgement in the timeline?
3PlayerPolitics: oh
 Astramentha:   
 Bassios: Excusenfuck
Ba_Dum_Tish: 20 minutes until judgement Alex
 niccus: it's in six hours!
  Juliamon: oh, we're facing a reckoning
 fastlane250: is God coming?
 MAPBoardgames: I love the base on this remix
 KBKarma: Rope?
 lightfut: Come again
 KBKarma: Huh.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Pipe here
Zipa8: hes going to get straight piped
 Astramentha: 
  Juliamon: That is a specific number!
 KBKarma: Oh hey, there we go.
 PixelArtDragon: How long after the crash even is this?
 MAPBoardgames: Did you take his mouthwash away?
Tempest2097: Oh fuck
Ba_Dum_Tish: HERE'S SWANSE
Ba_Dum_Tish: A
satyropodobny: based Swansea
JoTyler: @PixelArtDragon 4 months i think
Zipa8: this crew is just a bunch of fuck ups isnt it
 0x6772: It's real "Good Night Moon" "out" there.
 fastlane250: Normal people, pushed to their limit
 TehAmelie: the finest of the Soviet Union
 accountmadeforants: Yeah, the crew aren't fuck-ups
  Juliamon: Daisuke's just a kid, so's Anya
 PixelArtDragon: This is very Lord of the Flies, come to think of it
 Strebenherz: pffft
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
Ba_Dum_Tish: Psych evals don't help for this kind of thing
 Mangledpixel: a dead WHAT?! 
 MAPBoardgames: I bet this would make a good Alien RPG one-shot.
 accountmadeforants: Even Jimmy is arguably just stressed to all hell
Tempest2097: Normal people under the maximum amount of stress they can handle, it turns out people don't do so well under maximum stress.
 AdzyandJaneComics: normal people pushed to their limits will always surprise you. But one would argue that it's better to make sure human beings never GET pushed to their limits.
 0x6772: @Mangledpixel Our apologies for this hate speech.
Ba_Dum_Tish: @MAPBoardgames Do we also get a beach episode?
Metric_Furlong: @accountmadeforants he's also apparently Been Through Some Stuff prior to this job
Zipa8: Anya seems to be losing it before the crash
 Nigouki: Safety (of company property)
 KBKarma: Safety: it comes first.
 KBKarma: Huh. So, when's JUDGEMENT?
 LordZarano: !quote safety
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 Astramentha: awww
 PixelArtDragon: @KBKarma And what's JUDGEMENT?
 AdzyandJaneComics: !quote theme
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 accountmadeforants: Oh dear
satyropodobny: so umm trigger warning
Tempest2097: She's doing all the drugs she can get her hands on
Zipa8: shes getting cronkl on mouthwash and pills
 TehAmelie: several grams of paracetamol
  Anaerin: Jimmy needs to vent.
Tempest2097: Oh shit
 KBKarma: Mercy killing!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: uuuuuuuuummmmmmmm
Zipa8: ruh ro raggie
 MAPBoardgames: She did it.
  Juliamon: Why do YOU get to do it, Anya
 MAPBoardgames: Yikes!
 empyreon: UM
Tempest2097: Ohhhh fuck
Lazarus2511: 
Ba_Dum_Tish: Lot of talk aout our worst moments here
 MAPBoardgames: @Juliamon We couldhave earlier
 Strebenherz: this game really does have... EVERY content warning
 0x6772: Why'd she wait for a conversation?
 KBKarma: Chonk.
 KBKarma: The vent.
Zipa8: Checkhovs ve
Zipa8: vent*
 0x6772: That was a leading question to: "She probably doesn't want to."
 MAPBoardgames: @Strebenherz There aren't any dogs or kids to kill. So not quite.
 Strebenherz: @MAPBoardgames fair
 KBKarma: Time to find out what's going on in Utility!
 TehAmelie: how i miss the good old days when were just languishing in a creepy little apartment with a weird black hole in the wall
 PixelArtDragon: Given who Swansea is, I feel like there still is a legitimate reason not to let people into Utility
 0x6772: Swansea's gone full Disco Elysium on us.
 accountmadeforants: I do like how the start of this game tricked us by thinking it was a regular jump-scare horror-thingy. When really, people are the monsters.
 KBKarma: Goodbye Daisuke.
 niccus: daisuke vented
 PixelArtDragon: This is the Good Place but (spoilers) the people are much more overtly supposed to be each others' tortures.
 MAPBoardgames: Did he take an axe to the leg?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Jimmy didn't listen to the one dude who was competent before melting his brain with bad alcohol
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The sound design in this game is super effective and deeply upsetting
 KBKarma: Mouthwash.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The water?
 KBKarma: Ooo!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: FUCK
JoTyler: we found isopropyl alcohol
 KBKarma: A captain code thing!
 KBKarma: @JoTyler Apparently it was used in a cocktail.
 TehAmelie: blood has antibiotic properties
 Gekyouryuu: ummmmmm
 PixelArtDragon: Oh good, all the tylenol's gone
Metric_Furlong: oh good
Metric_Furlong: very good
 BusTed: cannot look
 fastlane250: Someone didn't seal their map properly in hammer
 0x6772: Nice use of that effect.
 DigitalSeahorse: aren't you carrying the rubbing alcohol?
 accountmadeforants: That's awesome
 TehAmelie: white blood cells you know
 Bassios: Oh gods it looks like a migraine
JoTyler: oh its the part of the room where curlys bed is
 Akaiatana: @DigitalSeahorse Time skipping
Zipa8: mr stark i dont feel so good
 KBKarma: I think I know what happened to Daisuke.
 SquareDotCube: someone didn't seal their Source map
 accountmadeforants: ?
3PlayerPolitics: um.
 KBKarma: I think that corner of the room is blurred because Jimmy's going through PTSD and refuses to see it.
  Anaerin: Did Curly escape?
 TheMerricat: I don't think the game/Jimmy wants to see what's in that corner, the corner where Curly was...
 TehAmelie: i think Swanson activated idnoclip before taking the axe to that screen
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ummmmmmm
 Gekyouryuu: whaet?
Metric_Furlong: so things are going well
 Nigouki: those are faces
Metric_Furlong: I think
 AirmanKJE: This is fine 
 Nigouki: those are 100% faces
 KBKarma: Perfectly normal spaceship.
 AdzyandJaneComics: We have found Jimmy's Ladder
 MAPBoardgames: I think this mouthwash I've been drinking is kicking in.
 accountmadeforants: Wow, what an artistic captain code
Zipa8: everything is fine
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That was so much fucking mouthwash to drink
 wench_tacular: who let mc escher on the design team?
 Astramentha: 
 Gekyouryuu: see, people, this is why you don't hire Escher to design your ships
  Anaerin: I sure picked the wrong day to stop drinking Mouthwash...
 0x6772: "I know Escher's got a checkered architectural history, but he put in the lowest bid to design this ship!"
 KBKarma: Oh *dang*
 DigitalSeahorse: lol
 fastlane250: Could be worse, could be in Event Horizon right now
 PixelArtDragon: Lol
 Thefluffiestguineapig: at least on the nostromo death can be quick
Tempest2097: Fun fact, one of my favorite ambient albums by Sleep Research Facility is titled Nostromo
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 AirmanKJE: Oh no....
 LiveFaust: That's some nice euclidean space you got there. Be a shame if something were to ... happen to it.
 ButterBall000: I think so
 Astramentha:   
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 KBKarma: It was, yeah.
 accountmadeforants: I'll take this over the Event Horizon, at least.
 HadesLeprechaun: Ah, the one part of this game I wasn't a big fan of
Zipa8: this is average for a warhammer ship without a gellar field
Tempest2097: @accountmadeforants I'd take the hostile killing void over the Event Horizon
 TehAmelie: an invisible wall!
 BusTed: it is unknowable
 Thefluffiestguineapig: nopenopenopeniope
 micalovits: Hair or... Teeth?
satyropodobny: Frankly xenomorphs tunneling through the foam would be an improvement
 DigitalSeahorse: a wall of moving barcode?
 TheAinMAP: 
 Akaiatana: @LoadingReadyRun This is, sadly, a bad stealth section. Don't move when it gets close, that's it.
 FarleyF:  
 0x6772: @Akaiatana "It"?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
josh___something: experiencing fear
 TehAmelie: hey, at least this awful flashlight is a key component in the game
 ButterBall000: can you look up the wall?
 PixelArtDragon: @Akaiatana The game doesn't have any failure states, does it? So at worst it's stumble through until it works?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: If it is the mascot I'm going to fuck right off
 BusTed: oh no
 Thefluffiestguineapig: nopenopenopenopenopenopenope
 Nigouki: space honse!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 NorthstarTex: Ludwig?\
 MAPBoardgames: 
 fastlane250: HONSE
 Akaiatana: @PixelArtDragon It resets you back to the start of the encounter
 ButterBall000: It's the Pony Express!
Gizmoloid: hello horsey
 KBKarma: @Thefluffiestguineapig Sorry bud.
 wench_tacular: 
 TheMerricat: Remind me again what Jimmy's psych evaluation said?
satyropodobny: still can't believe they got Freddy Fabear to star in this part
Bearudite: the spirit of the pony express
 TehAmelie: the express pony
 TheMerricat: About cartoon horses
Gizmoloid: so it's a stampede?
 niccus: would prefer to not draw horses club
 Bassios: Can't Draw Horse Club got weird
 Astramentha: @themerricat it said 
 accountmadeforants: Ah, the sound of clopping horses. Majestic
Zipa8: just a demon NBD
 RatherLargeToad: Is this game just Wheeler’s horse joke?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @satyropodobny This is so much scarier than any of those damn games
3PlayerPolitics: it CLOPPIN Time Fool
 TehAmelie: oh no the horse is Jimmy's Pyramid Head
 DigitalSeahorse: that's some loud coconut shells
Gizmoloid: what if we just keep walking?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: UUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH
Boon_33: bad horse
 Akaiatana: Pay to Equine
 TehAmelie: the manifestation of his hate for his dangerous sexual urges? totally Pyramid Head
Ba_Dum_Tish: Glad everyone here is very sane
 KBKarma: Don't worry, Cori cannot legally draw it.
Metric_Furlong: "race me, Jimmy"
 LiveFaust: Of course. Of course.
 RatherLargeToad: of course, of course
 0x6772: Well, if Equus taught us anything…
 NorthstarTex: ludwig can you not, go back to Yarhnam.
Gizmoloid: wait, is it on the ceiling?
 LiveFaust: #drift
 KBKarma: Through the ceiling.
Boon_33: the thoroughbred of sin
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 MAPBoardgames: Some kind of invisible spider-horse?
 YFiddler:  
3PlayerPolitics: s p o o.p s
 KBKarma: Can't go through there.
 AdzyandJaneComics: no no, death rides ona PALE horse, this is clearly a Painted
 FarleyF: maybe squeeze in another bonus stream while everyone is at vegas
 DigitalSeahorse: we can't walk thru the curtain?
 Greyah: Is that like, really long horse neck?
 GreatWahooney: can you go through the thing with the scanner off?
 HadesLeprechaun: you should be able to finish this segment if you don't fail it, you just need to go around
 Greyah: Like a giant snake, but horse?
 ButterBall000: Might be best to come back to this fresh
 DigitalSeahorse: hmm
 BusTed: It's great
 wench_tacular: it's sweet
 accountmadeforants: Yeah, this rules for sure
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Mushbie: Thank you for the stream Alex
 Gekyouryuu: wait... the ship is the Tulpar. is that horse a tulpa?
 TehAmelie: thanks for having us!
 wench_tacular: byeeee
 YFiddler: Where's the laminate?
 DigitalSeahorse:  read comic
offbeatwitch: tulpar is a legendary winged horse
 KBKarma: !alex
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 DigitalSeahorse: woo
 ButterBall000: back to Bit club!
 shendaras: 
Metric_Furlong: Tee-buck!
 MAPBoardgames: Not a drop to Threenk!
 accountmadeforants: Wait, this is the first I've heard of this, somehow. That's awesome.
 Robot_Bones: At most, Fear
 SkylerRingtail: There's an APP?!
 accountmadeforants: (New Not a Drop, that is)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I am excited and afraid for this new Atmosfear
 MAPBoardgames: The Blaggole come for us all!
 TheAinMAP: 
 KBKarma: Subs: no one and no thing.
 fastlane250: It goes in reverse?
 TheAinMAP: 
 KWardJenx: Thank you, Alex!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks for the fun time Alex!!
 accountmadeforants: @KBKarma Subs: one hour of silence as  slowly trudges across the screen
 TehAmelie: Dreadelicious ironically describes this game perfectly
 KBKarma: Wouldn't it have been *awful* if the sub read was broke during the subathon?
 DigitalSeahorse: !alex
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 empyreon:   
 TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Lazarus2511:   
 KBKarma: !alex
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 Mnemonicman: Have the good evenings
3PlayerPolitics: thx for strim!
 DigitalSeahorse: read Spaceshipping! it's fun
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
Lazarus2511: I can't find the comic link on your website
 Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
 Robot_Bones: Yes I can testify its a great comic
 TheAinMAP: Oh right, the trash can.
 TehAmelie: it's sexy and fun! well, it has a family friendly setting but i don't know anyone who cares about that
 FarleyF: @Lazarus2511 https://www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/spaceshipping/list?title_no=626584&page=1 if this helps
   LoadingReadyRun: @JoTyler can we git comic linx on site
JoTyler: https://tapas.io/series/SpaceShipping/info
JoTyler: yah i can add
Lazarus2511: 
 DigitalSeahorse:  welp tata for now
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Now to go watch something to decompress from the emotional heaviness
 TehAmelie: imma rewatch NADTD 
  Sarah_Serinde: That's what I'm doing right now!
Metric_Furlong: I am also doing that
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