v_nome: Ooh a Cam Magic stream you say? Nice.
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Porsgaard81: I wish for an Ian Magic stream.
v_nome: I think he took part in the Canlander by proxy stream?
Nickiatori: is there a lrrmtg today?
Juliamon: !next
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Juliamon: it hasn't even been a minute
Nickiatori: sweet I didnt know cause of vegas happening this weekend if there would be onm
LoadingReadyRun:
Ian has also played in a few other FNPF streams (leading to the Chromeshell Crab incident 
)
v_nome: Ah right!
Porsgaard81: @LoadingReadyRun It's been a while, though, hasn't it?
Juliamon: Ian wouldn't have worked for today because he has TTSF immediately after
Porsgaard81: He might as well do both shows, while he's there.
Juliamon: I suspect it usually conflicts with his day job though
theguardianotter: whos on deck for magic?
TehAmelie:
i say, 
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theguardianotter: kaldheim is back to draft, so hopefully we can do that
TehAmelie: Kaldheim is cool
TehAmelie: at least literally
sporkraptor: okay the masto post and .gif made me cackle, I'm here XD
TehAmelie: in this scenario, we're the witch king, right?
TehAmelie: just go zap zap and Gandalf's staff goes boom, i don't think he or the audience ever figured out what happened
rammfan9423: Hi
TehAmelie: hello Cameron!
theguardianotter: cameron!
Artificer_Evan: Hello mr cam
TheWooglie:
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lamina5432: afternoon Cam
Nickiatori: Hi cam!
Gekyouryuu: Time for some LRRCamTG
lochnessseammonster: it's a cam!
Flyingdelorion: Hello Cameron and chat
lochnessseammonster:
hello 
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MrPipboy3000: I also don't want to got to Vegas and am also here
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cybercobra5: Cam is on cam
TehAmelie: if i could choose to go to Vegas i might try it once. but probably not
lamina5432: to broke
kumatsu: I wanted to go to Vegas but someone is giving me many dollars to be in Seattle instead this weekend
Vampyre_Lord: o/ I can take or leave Vegas.
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Land_Manatee: Hell yeah Cam. Vegas sucks!
RealLegitStreamer: It's not near as bad off the Strip
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DoodlestheGreat: Hello, Cameron. I hope you're well.
theguardianotter: never been. i hear its a lot.
Juliamon: I've seen Vegas from the airport. That's close enough for me.
Gadora: The only reason I'd want to go to Vegas would be for BattleBots.
cybercobra5: Some of the shows are good
korvys: Hate crime or heat stroke?
Juliamon: Yes!
QuantumTwitch:
Hot is only good in Sauna 
TehAmelie: surely with chat helping you'll only make optimal plays
lamina5432: full confidence in you
korvys: Literally amazing. I am amazed. At the audacity
DoodlestheGreat: In relative terms, I'd say your "poor" is better than my best.
theguardianotter: lmao
v_nome: I went there once. Also did not see the appeal
cybercobra5: Vegas: , Vegas at home: 🇨🇦
kumatsu: I like the weird tourist kitschy stuff
Vampyre_Lord: yeah, but can you do those things IN VEGAS up there?
bwk789: I sleep in a bed with my wife
MrPipboy3000: Pompeii's eruption was amazing ... and everyone died ... amazing is overrated.
DoodlestheGreat: I'm in Los Angeles. Vegas has nothing on us.
korvys: And Magic, occasionally, apparently
50keyz: in the acrostic for "CAMERON" the C is Charisma and the R is Rizz
kumatsu: I spent 4 hours straight in Omega Mart last month, that was fun
pharmdnd: I'd rather have good food than copious amounts of food
DAC169:
it's Cameron!! 
hi! 
Gekyouryuu: Canadian Vegas, call that V-eh-gas
constablecrab: For puritanical Americans, Vegas is the geographical equivalent of a cheat day.
theguardianotter: ok. vegas has ONE thing
Artificer_Evan: I went and got dumplings the other day for my birthday it was very good
Gadora: Okay, OmegaMart and BattleBots. Exactly two things I'd want to do in Vegas.
kumatsu: They're starting a Meow Wolf in Los Angeles, I'm looking forward to that
DoodlestheGreat: @constablecrab That's perfect. For the rest of us... it's Tuesday.
EOstby: There are cool things to do there, but it's definitely not a "for everyone" place.
Musicsquid: going to Vegas for a family thing and the only thing I told them I wanted to do was Omega Mart
korvys: Isn't there also that nuclear history museum? If that's your jam
cybercobra5: Cirque de Soleil, ironically
Land_Manatee: Wooo, going to Vegas! (to see my mom)
Artificer_Evan: @constablecrab huh I never thought of it like that
50keyz:
are libraries even legal in vegas? 
sporkraptor: yeah, it seems like a straight up nightmare for me--too hot, too bright, too ;ikaqwejfr;iqawefr
AngelicKnighthood: Vegas is EXTREMELY extroverted.
sporkraptor: yes I saw that XD
TehAmelie: i like American Gods' version of Vegas that's like a temple to the concept of ritually sacrificing your money
kumatsu: the unfortunate part of my work trip to Vegas last month is we stayed ON Fremont Street and that is one of the most depressing places I've ever experienced
Juliamon: Pippin just ragdolls the hell outta there
RatherLargeToad: Assume a perfectly spherical hobbit…
ArdCollider: Cirque sometimes has the preshow audience jesters, if you enjoy being terrified of possibly being interacted with.
cybercobra5: "do the photons have mass?"
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KingOfDoma: Oh hey Cam! Sup? The monowhite deck treating you well?
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Elevation_4000_FT: Vegas is necessary to drive through to get to some of the best National Parks in North America. So theres that
sporkraptor: do hobbits have mass? XD
theguardianotter: yap time with cameron is so fun though
sporkraptor: meh, work is overrated
Artificer_Evan: @TehAmelie ooo that is pretty cool too
Mai_Andra: I'm here for 3hr Tolkien shenanigans.
theawesomeonev2: A cam on my LRRMTG? Let's gooooo
TehAmelie: three apples of mass?
lamina5432: you could easily go another 20 minutes have you seen let's nope
Land_Manatee: But no friction
Gadora: Are we assuming spherical hobbits?
ShaneLeeAtk: The Trashman cometh
sporkraptor: yessss oh god
Gadora: Oh, that makes sense.
halftrip: I used to love Vegas for two things. Neither exist anymore so…
MrPipboy3000: Bethesda also git it right with New Vegas ...
cybercobra5: All that Hobbit hair means serious friction
sporkraptor: nuke in a wagon would clear that vegas problem right up
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ArdCollider: I like it because everyone gets to experience my daily sensory overload.
Jillexie: Blow it up triggered by the Hand of God?
theguardianotter: what happens when we put a hobbit in a frictionless vaccuum
Artificer_Evan: eh lets just ignore air drag
couchboyj: Spool of a Took!
QuantumTwitch: ohno, I feel for you
Gekyouryuu: I feel like pippin's mass is a variable you can factor for depending on if he's had second breakfast or not
Mai_Andra: I don't think hobbits went to mass. Catholicism had a little more trouble getting roots while elves, who knew the literal gods, are still living in the world.
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Musicsquid: I really wanted to like RoP but accidentally fell asleep a few episodes in and took that as a sign
Gekyouryuu: I wanna see that anime LotR prequel movie
coliforms: The show of "hey nobody needed this and we could gone back further and have picked literally anything from Silmarillion"
PorpoisesUnknown: I watched the LOTR movies for the first time this year and my humble opinion was The Hobbits were better and Star Wars as a whole is a better franchise.
PorpoisesUnknown: In case anyone cared lol
MilkInBags: hottest take ever
Mai_Andra:
The Hobbit movies were better than the book. 
Juliamon: That's a remarkable take
MilkInBags:
@Mai_Andra now this is bait 
QuantumTwitch: Rings of Power feels like it was written by a 10 year old who just discovered fanstasy
TehAmelie: The Hobbit could have been one great movie, but. . .
theawesomeonev2: Hot take. Never seen the films and my ADHD will probably prevent me from ever being able to sit still long enough to watch them
Juliamon: Mai_Andra I can't actually argue that, as I got through a higher percentage of the movies than I did the book
theguardianotter: good for green white
theguardianotter: imo
Akaiatana: Orphans of the Wheat? It's whatever
sporkraptor: orphans of the corn
DAC169: good if you have creatures with survivor
lamina5432: fine card
SolarBlitz1: My biggest memory from the hobbit films was that awful Go pro footage during the river escape that didn't have the yellow fantasy filter and just absolutely took me out of the moment
KingOfDoma: !card orphans of the wheat
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Joecool190: very cracked
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korvys: look away
PorpoisesUnknown: I really enjoyed Smaug and the protagonists made the Hobbit movies more of an adventure to me. But I respect your opinion as well Cam
Juliamon:
I'm sure it's nothing 
Artificer_Evan: @theawesomeonev2 Part of the problem I have with films is it triggers my noise sensitivity because they're loud I have a similar problem with the tv being on I just end up pacing all across the room bouncing up and down because I can't sit down long enough to actually watch it
QuantumTwitch: seems between very good in the GW survivors
MilkInBags: the others should have put a lock on it if they didn't want it stolen
SK__Ren: ALready?
Joecool190: sigh
cybercobra5: The hellsite isn't worth our time
Gadora: How dare they get voters!
sporkraptor: before the election has even happened, yeah this is all normal
Mai_Andra: @MilkInBags I genuinely think it's true, but they were written to serve different purposes. The book was just a series of random encounters to keep the kids entertained, then started to become a bit series in the end.
roastbeefsandwitch: isn't BC basically run but grumpy libertarians?
DoodlestheGreat: The election shouldn't have worn that dress. It was asking for it.
boyesie: Are the ndp the left wing/labour party?
Mai_Andra: @Mai_Andra The Hobbit movies actually had a plot from the beginning.
MilkInBags: that's alberta
Artificer_Evan: I still need to swap over
Artificer_Evan: to blue sky
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: left-ish is a good descriptor
Gekyouryuu: I wish I had the money to play limited on arena, but at least my luck irl with cards is good. Got a single play booster on Tuesday that had an alt art zimone, a foil ghost vacuum, and an expropriate
MilkInBags: compared to US it's extreme left
kumatsu: the party of "sucks mildly less"
Jillexie: My time on the hellsite has dropped significantly.
PorpoisesUnknown: Also sorry to 'come in hot' like that. How are you doing today Cam and chat
theguardianotter: both good
KingOfDoma: They're further left than the US Democrats, but they're still Western politicians
cybercobra5: Be gay, Do socialism
ArdCollider: I need to vape my tweets. I got my archive and am assessing my deletion options.
DoodlestheGreat: @MilkInBags Compared to the US, "Leave it to Beaver" is the extreme left.
theguardianotter: jump scareeee
theguardianotter: oh no they didnt have it
Mai_Andra: @Mai_Andra The movies are also bloated with meaningless CGI stunts and unnecessary combat shenanigans, to their detriment...
wordnerdify: Afternoon Cam, how go the battles?
Juliamon: I purged my account earlier this week, felt bittersweet
korvys: because it's nesting season?
Agnememnon: the pairing algorithm favours mirror pairing I swear
theguardianotter: living cheerleader
TehAmelie:
Akaiatana: Huh. As a non-arena player, I'm just now noticing the crack in the game floor is a mouth.
constablecrab: Doctor Livingphone, I presume.
cybercobra5: Somehow I'd missed that Bluesky was no longer invite-only
Juliamon: I HAD been planning on letting it just rot, but yeah, I want nothing to do with AI training if I can help it
Jillexie: Hellsite account is locked down.
DoodlestheGreat: I should purge mine, too. When I finally leave, all I intend to have on that site is goatse.
Mai_Andra: I still miss the potential Guillermo del Toro Hobbit movies we might have had...
sporkraptor: tbh I didn't purge my tweets before nuking my account, and if they want to use *my* brain dribbles to train an AI, good luck to them
MilkInBags: fun fact, google also uses everything for AI! so does microsoft! we cannot escape
DoodlestheGreat: True, but we can do what we can to minimize it.
TehAmelie: sure, 10 years from now twitter will go bankrupt to avoid the copyright lawsuits, but why wait around and also feed the AI grifts
Juliamon: MilkInBags But that I don't have control over. This I do.
Jillexie: Google Search AI is fun because it does things like link you to scam phone numbers for airlines
theguardianotter: flying
MilkInBags: I know, I'm not saying the opposite
theguardianotter: makes it easier to crack in to get the other counters
PorpoisesUnknown: Its got a big booty
Marvoleath: it's weird that it greyed flying out because it temporarily had it
theguardianotter: even in vegas, james's curse lingers
cybercobra5: Welp, have fun in the MTG salt mines 👋
Wolfstrike_NL: double blocking the 2/4 seemed better?
theguardianotter: WOW 4 lands
Gekyouryuu: I've had a semi-cursed idea: a twilight zone/black mirror episode where, despite our best efforts, chatgpt and other such ai never fails and only becomes more prevalent, and then someday someone has their life ruined by ai detection programs keep thinking anything original they write is ai generated
TehAmelie: if only we could harness the salt of Magic players
lamina5432: those lands would have been terrifying
kumatsu: @TehAmelie Bring back Magicfests to develop unlimited clean energy
KingOfDoma: @gekyouryuu This implies effort is required for the AI bubble to pop 😜
TehAmelie: they already have kids getting their grades ruined because the algorithm thinks their essays are AI. . .
MilkInBags:
simply don't write like an AI 
theguardianotter: oh no
Marvoleath: Arabella is so messed up in the right deck
MrPipboy3000: Cool, now we draft
theguardianotter: time to draft!
TehAmelie: inauspicious!
MilkInBags: RW is spooky, it's on theme
theguardianotter: kaldheim!
Mai_Andra: 4 color Good Stuff
Akaiatana: Arena has given us the clearance to go 5 colour.
SacrificialToast: RWUB let's go
QuantumTwitch: Kaldheim
theguardianotter: force snow!
Juliamon: Kaldheim and chill
boyesie: 5colour snow shenanigans!
QuantumTwitch: cool on so many levels
Akaiatana: ET Kaldheim.
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Gekyouryuu: For half a second I thought that Mabel plush charm was the witch from episode 3 of Madoka and was very confused
lamina5432: could go for some good elves n the lotr spirit
ArdCollider: as for AI-assisted life-ruining, I mean, I typed my stats homework and my prof insisted I bring my laptop and demonstrate that I could typeset equations.
theguardianotter: we might be in the same pod, so ill close the stream til its over
Mai_Andra: 5 ♪ 5-colour ♪ 5-colour Good Stuuuff ♫
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: it wins games
Mai_Andra: (now on sale for $6.99 - this week only. )
Juliamon: I mean, ultimately the actual end result of AI is climate change-induced extinction
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Chesul: I definitely remember the sagas being particularly good in this format.
Juliamon: but anyway, magic
MrPipboy3000: Runeforged champion is an honorary angel
lamina5432: oracles good
MilkInBags: all i remember from this set is that the uncommon green saga is cracked, so is the blue 1/4 flying changeling
matthaus_c: I recall Infernal Pet being so annoying
Chesul: being able to play Oracle for 1 then play something else is very strong, yeah.
Akaiatana: 2 Spells 4 Tell
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: WB is 2 spells, angels is just kind of also there
MilkInBags: divine gambit was actually playable, weirdly
Artificer_Evan: I have to go was nice seeing you guys
MilkInBags: also because of foretell, sometimes they have no cards in hand
Chesul: I think gambit was actually pretty decent in limited, still not amazing, but definitely fine.
MrPipboy3000: Its good in a hand attack deck
Mai_Andra: "2 Fast 2 Furious" was a great movie.
Mai_Andra: I don't need to die on this hill, but I'm happy to live here.
matthaus_c: Pulse Tracker... now there's a name I haven't heard in a dog's age
Chesul: skald better than duskwielder for what we're building, yeah.
PorpoisesUnknown: 2fast 2 furious was probably the Fast and Furious doing their thing the best IMHO
fourtoedsloth: How about just toughness
Diabore: Oh if we're shouting out bad ff movies i have an unashamed love for tokyo drift
Juliamon: mooo
Chesul: rites is a decent first spell for a turn.
lamina5432: we could go farming with the ox and plow
Chesul: it's not ideal, but it's decent.
PorpoisesUnknown: Is milling in Dusmourne limited even a good strategy? I haven't got to play this set like at all
Gekyouryuu: On the topic of "bad" movies, anyone planning to see the new venom?
Chesul: Valk is a nice wheel.
matthaus_c: so we have a Withercrown card, probably could find a Cross somewhere, when do we get Stigmata
Chesul: boat!
Juliamon: Ox, pilot this boat
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: get that ox a boat
Akaiatana: "Never foretell me the Ox" - Han Solo, probably.
Chesul: showdown might be worth the splash, since we're playing multiple spells a turn ideally.
matthaus_c: Showdown is a very compelling case for ditching Black, or at least splashing
matthaus_c: there /are/ duals in this set
fourtoedsloth: This set is coming back to me. I remember the pickaxe meta
Chesul: Berserker is great.
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Mai_Andra: @Diabore I don't dislike Tokyo Drift, but I don't have a high opinion of it. I do still want to watch "Better Luck Tomorrow" sometime.
PorpoisesUnknown: Remember chat always get your Infernal Pets spayed or neutered to control the pet population
Chesul: ring for bad splashing?
Chesul: *fixing
Transient_Bea: Hello cam!
TehAmelie: but what if i want to make experimental devangel pets?
cyanidevalentine: Are you winning?
Chesul: ideally we won't run the ring, but it's at least something.
PorpoisesUnknown: Bob Barker told us NO! but I'm not one to tell people how to live their lives lol
jaimeblacken: snowwww
Transient_Bea: How goes the magical card games?
TehAmelie: wait why is a funeral boat an attack vehicle?
jaimeblacken: the cards are magical
thegreatwyrdling: !next
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Juliamon: TehAmelie gotta stay in business somehow
Khalstrom: I played someone yesterday who had at least 4 Sarulf's packmates
TehAmelie: the enemies will see it coming and go "how sad, they didn't make it on fire, let's burn it for them"
Jethrain: @TehAmelie nobody said *whose* funeral it was gonna be
Akaiatana: @TehAmelie Draugr is preferable to draw go
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: of course this is the pack with a dual land
PorpoisesUnknown: I like the double edict here
lamina5432: exile so spell
Wolfstrike_NL: I like the reaper
Chesul: I think the reaper, the edict won't wheel, but I think we need creatures? the land should wheel.
Akaiatana: We need creatures at the moment, yeah
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: this curve is just a giant middle finger
QuixoticScrivener: Hi Cam!
Chesul: It's looking like we won't get, or super need, the red splash. the deck is looking reasonable so far.
theguardianotter: draft is done! what'd we do here
fourtoedsloth: 40 cards, deck's perfect
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: I'd play the 3rd valkyrie
theguardianotter: ooh, black whit
Akaiatana: What's our creature ratio like?
theguardianotter: white
jaimeblacken: the discard elves are good
Marvoleath: the boast tapper is decent
MrPipboy3000: T:cre
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: t:creature
theguardianotter: t:Cre
jaimeblacken: and they're good fodder for sacrifice
TehAmelie: how much divinity are we gonna need to invoke here
Akaiatana: Oh, 15/9 is not bad
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Firja's Retribution is technically a creature.
MrPipboy3000: the 3 drop white flyer?
fourtoedsloth: Crew 3 is a lot without the ox
CookieMom: TANK! THAT! RANK!
matthaus_c: ramping after turn 4 is also sus
jaimeblacken: maybe one of my favorite quotes by you
v_nome: With objectives like that, you should play fighting games
fourtoedsloth: If Divine Gambit is so bad why did they immediately reprint it in the next set, huh?
MrPipboy3000: It needs snow lands, its probably going to stay a 1/1
matthaus_c: who knows, they might have no snow lands
matthaus_c: welp there's one
samu_btdp1985: What's weigh downs addition cost
WesLynx: Sarulf's Packmate my beloved
matthaus_c: maximum greedy
Marvoleath:
Akaiatana: This isn't my beautiful house. Time to host a party.
CookieMom: Cameron, ask yourself, what would a capitalist do?
matthaus_c: uh oh
Wolfstrike_NL: Cat Car!
AugmentingPath: wow, these are some real annoying constructed cards oppo has
TehAmelie: snow lands are rare because Kaldheim lost the guy who knew the recipe for snow
Akaiatana: Probably, yeah
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SarkhanGluedBackTogether: will they even have enough snow mana for it... time will tell
Chesul: I think we hold back to threaten the double, yeah.
TehAmelie: wait for the angels to get here: things you could put on any given gravestone
WesLynx: Is this the counterspell? the draw 2?
matthaus_c: that surely was not the worst turn of events
Chesul: that... that was a really weird move for them to make.
Gekyouryuu: off topic, this seems like the exact streamer and chat who'd appreciate this funny tumblr post I just saw. it was pure text and just said ""love is what makes us human" actually it's 'select all images with boat' but go off I guess"
Akaiatana: Good call
jaimeblacken: nice read
theguardianotter: we saw it coming
fourtoedsloth: masterful
korvys: Saw saw it coming coming
Bruceski: "You fool, you gave me flying!"
boyesie: You might say, we saw it coming...
matthaus_c: we're dead to a breeze but not dead on board
theguardianotter: gotta try
MrPipboy3000: 1 is not 0
TehAmelie: maybe we could even have saw the saw saw it coming coming coming
Khalstrom: dang
MrPipboy3000: -2 however ...
jaimeblacken: that was a curve, but there was a chance
fourtoedsloth: Cat Car is rough
matthaus_c: they never did get a second snow land for that Spirit
jaimeblacken: mull
Akaiatana: Toss rites?
jaimeblacken: there we go
Wolfstrike_NL: Game knows what the stream title is
unleashenlightenment: I must tell thou, thine choice in basic land attire is suboptimal for visual clarity - those plains look like mountains!
GredGredmansson: this elf is running a clinic
matthaus_c: this disciple is dealing 20 points of damage
satyropodobny: got them on a clock
GredGredmansson: oh no elf
matthaus_c: oh no!
satyropodobny: nvmd
Chesul: This is certainly a game.
tsp397: Oh we're dead
Chesul: Whelp, that probably has us.
matthaus_c: could our opponents, very politely, not have Rares
fourtoedsloth: Look at all these great rares our opponents have!
Chesul: You know, that mainboard naturalize might be a solid choice, it deals with cat car and lantern.
GredGredmansson: bound in gold would have been real neat on the lantern
MrPipboy3000: maybe that divine invocation isn't a bad idea ...
satyropodobny: should have drawn more rares
AugmentingPath: Opening Pioneer playables seems strong in this format
GredGredmansson: fair
matthaus_c: Plains off the top and this is a very solid curve for us
jaimeblacken: this is it
Akaiatana: A game??
matthaus_c: so they went draw, go, and did not play anything on your turn huh
matthaus_c: what is their hand like
satyropodobny: substantial bovine
MrPipboy3000: champion taps a thing too with boast
Chesul: that's only to creatures they control, so I think they're still dead here.
GredGredmansson: is this how Holy Cow came to be?
theguardianotter: That ox was an angel the whole time!
Khalstrom: you can you can tap before blocks
TehAmelie: maybe this isn't an original observation, but Sagas sure have a lot of text
matthaus_c:
we got to ranch someone the way we got ranched before 
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ghyllnox:
I've just tuned in and seems like false advertising
roastbeefsandwitch: about 12 or so
TehAmelie: and it hurts someone
KingOfDoma: Assuming indirect control. I assume control by buying up shell companies and lobbyists
jaimeblacken: jesus
Gekyouryuu:
"presuming direct control"
theguardianotter: game
Chesul: Arena, please.
MrPipboy3000: well, better than mulling to 5
matthaus_c: substantially better, at least
GredGredmansson: its gonna.
Akaiatana: I agree with your decision.
OldManJohnsonMB: hey new dragon age comes out next week. the last one qwas (checks notes) 10 years ago??
Wolfstrike_NL: Well, you did say you could get fucked here, and didn't have to go to Vegas for it
matthaus_c: Plains off the top one time
TehAmelie: i'm just lucky memory is holographic and infinite cause my brain is etched full of decades old videogame trivia
Bruceski: I just had a game where I said "this is a perfect hand, all I need to do is draw one swamp and I'm off to the races" and kept it. 6 turns, no swamp, I was a fool.
matthaus_c: that's... Plains-adjacent
MrPipboy3000: Its a plain ... swamp
GredGredmansson: oh NO
jaimeblacken: oh, that's the biggest bomb of the set
MrPipboy3000: oh F that dude
theamc2000: unfort
matthaus_c: it gains us some life
MrPipboy3000: You kill the other thing .. then hope for a plain to gold it
Orxolon: good afternoon everyone,hello Cam!
GredGredmansson: we can village rites too if we can't kill it
jaimeblacken: you can sac if they make it indest
SilverHalcyon: nice play
matthaus_c: oh boy
SilverHalcyon: nvm
Khalstrom: wlp
GredGredmansson: oh screw you game
MartonyTho:
Not the double white
matthaus_c: oh hi divine gambit
jaimeblacken: well
boyesie:
theguardianotter: are you bussing kidding me
unleashenlightenment:
jaimeblacken: you did lose to divine gambit
ghyllnox: Wooooooow
jaimeblacken: being drawn
Akaiatana: Divine Gambit lost us a game in the worst way
boyesie: That was just rude
lamina5432: good reasons to skip Vegas huh
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
why did you have so many white cards in your mono black deck?
satyropodobny: outgambited by a big dragon
matthaus_c: always heartbreaking when you get punished for a correct mulligan decision
Akaiatana: We're in Loss Vegas
TehAmelie: at least our gambits here don't put us in debt eh
Akaiatana: Hmm.
iris_of_ether: How are you liking Bluesky so far?
matthaus_c: did you hear the news that they finally identified some bones from the Franklin Expedition as James Fitzjames?
v_nome: Does this go in Aristocrats?
Going_Medium: Any flooding near you guys in the last storm?
theamc2000: a good book to read? fiction pls
GredGredmansson: anything you're looking to hear more about from MagicCon
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TehAmelie: did you see the fabulous article on Space Marine 2 on Rock Paper Shotgun?
kumatsu: The only person that matters was fine
SilverHalcyon: going to do early voting tomorrow, who should I vote for?
ThorSokar: Lets discuss the fascinating topic of long-term nuclear waste storage and how to label something as dangerous while being language agnostic!
Akaiatana: Zyym, mesmeric Lord
SolarBlitz1: How have you found the new Kill Team edition (if you got more than the one stream game so far)?
Going_Medium: Good to hear, I was concerned when I saw the Vancouver flooding.
matthaus_c: !card zyym mesmeric
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matthaus_c: the weight of decisions did come through a lot on the KT streams. very happy to hear it was on the radar for changes!
Akaiatana: What character/card in MTG would you most like to see as a cosplay?
iris_of_ether: Cam
matthaus_c: LMAO
theguardianotter: based
SK__Ren: spicy
matthaus_c: good answer
GredGredmansson:
TehAmelie: @ThorSokar i think the problem is bigger than language. a good example is, what would you possibly have said to keep the British from raiding the tombs in Egypt
SK__Ren: of course
matthaus_c: if we could not drive ourselves extinct that would be swell
ThorSokar: yea, that is the hope
theamc2000: we also need symbols for us to know since a lot of words is a lot
ThorSokar: hahaha
TehAmelie: no honored deeds are commemorated here
kumatsu: "This is not a Place of Honor" booty shirts is S-tier content
theamc2000: bury it underground in a concrete bunker?
Marvoleath: just launch the waste into the sun, it's gonna be fine
AveryCorvus: "Ah, a weapon we can use against our enemies!"
matthaus_c: Nemesis of Reason?
Akaiatana: Magma Mine
kumatsu: "Catch"
Nickiatori: not gruul then die
xblue007: I want a banana this big
Barb4rian: "Flunge"
TehAmelie: Raging Goblin
SolarBlitz1: Yargles
ThorSokar: "I'll loose my house"
Gadora: "Ach, Hans! It's the Lhurghoyf!"
satyropodobny: I'm gonna start a cult around one of those nuclear waste storage facilities as soon as civilization collapses
couchboyj: Ack, Hans, Run! It's the Booty Shorts!
GreatGodOm: "quick! inflate the toad!"
theamc2000: that just means they toot
Akaiatana: Spellbook is text on booty shorts I'd wear
Stevie_T: Swansong, but booty instead of beauty
matthaus_c: my personal dream would be Blazing Archon
ThorSokar: Oh, I bet a bunch of the un-set flavor test would be great
Nickiatori: Someday, someone will best me. But it wont be today and it wont be you
Chesul: "Don't mourn for me. This is my destiny" from Vindicate.
Gekyouryuu: secret lair version of Yoshimaru: "they would never be parted again."
Akaiatana: "Everything the wise woman learned she wrote in a book, and when the pages were black with ink, she took white ink and began again." Like, seeing that on booty shorts would be amazing
iris_of_ether:
TehAmelie: which parts are we parting or joining in this quote exactly? >_>
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: alternatively, just play one colour
BlueDaNewb: Maximum effort.
SacrificialToast: you want TWO colors of mana AND spells? seems pretty demanding
Nickiatori: “Well, at least all of that arm-waving and arcane babbling you did was impressive.” -Remand
Nickiatori: my pick for best booty short text
TehAmelie: @Nickiatori i put on my robe and wizard hat for this?
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: I like packmate or Svella forcing snow
Nickiatori: @TehAmelie XD
matthaus_c: I'm boring, I'd take the dog
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Chesul: I think Svella will be the more interesting and fun deck, so I support your choice.
satyropodobny: wasn't this format all about forcing snow?
matthaus_c: this format was about forcing lots of thins
Pazy160: Now is the time to get risky, you have 30 other picks to fix your mistake.
matthaus_c: oooooh Path
lamina5432: path
iris_of_ether: Spicy
matthaus_c: oh boy, Path AND Pick in the same pack?
Chesul: path lets us search for a basic to ramp and fix.
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AtomicAlchemical: path definitely doesn't wheel. pick might
theguardianotter: cam if it makes you feel any better, the deck i drafted in that pod went 1-3
matthaus_c:
incredible 
Gekyouryuu: just saw a picture of some great graffiti: "Do you believe in life after work?"
theguardianotter: strerg bider
matthaus_c: Strider is quite potent
matthaus_c: oh hey, Icy Nips
theguardianotter: we probably want the lands themselves?
Chesul: the iciest of manipulators.
theguardianotter: pillar isnt bad tho
QuantumTwitch: snocverd mountain
Akaiatana: Pillar of Gottem?
Gekyouryuu: at least 2
AtomicAlchemical: Imagine being such a chump that *Tibalt* got the better of you
theguardianotter: subtle foreshadwoing
theguardianotter: blizzy
matthaus_c:
Blizzard Brawl 
matthaus_c: it's all coming together
Chesul: brawl is great
satyropodobny: kronk based drafting
couchboyj: 'S no problem, or, snow problem?
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: if all the snow lands wheel this pack, I would be so happy
TehAmelie: Vjolative Fjord
Chesul: simic snow splashing red seems good.
QuantumTwitch: Now that is a snowland
matthaus_c: the Starnheim sundogs are so god damn pretty
Diabore: Svella my girl!
SacrificialToast: a funeral boat is a 3/3? what do they load on that thing
Akaiatana: In a blue moon, I draft 'demolish' decks where I get to 4 and make my opponent miserable.
Chesul: @SacrificialToast fire, lots of fire.
Diabore: @sacrificialtoast its actual a 1/1 ferrying a zombie
theguardianotter: beeg wurm
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
that is the worst
Diabore: I like inda here
Chesul: yeti?
Diabore: Linda*
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: the worm
Diabore: Lindwurm
Chesul: the Lindworm
theguardianotter: ravenous linda
Akaiatana: Snoooooo
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: I think frost is the pick
Akaiatana: Vale?
theguardianotter: shimmerdrift veil?
theguardianotter: birb?
Akaiatana: I love the raven, but that's a personal one
Mr_Horrible: "I don't hate the bird" okay, we've caught you, Ian-in-disguise
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: rewarded
Chesul: well that's a great thing to be passed.
theguardianotter: Welllllll
satyropodobny: score
AtomicAlchemical: OH we are SO in
theguardianotter: terror of standard, faceless haven
AtomicAlchemical: banned standard rare even!
theguardianotter: i honestly forgot how many cards came from this set that made big impacts
theguardianotter: good ol linda wheels
petey_vonwho: Oh hey Linda, long time no see
theguardianotter: AND the frost??
theguardianotter: wild
Chesul: was not expecting the frost to wheel, dang.
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: how did you do that
matthaus_c: quite positive Linda shouldn't wheel, but hey, this format hasn't been on for a while
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: a snow swamp isn't bad with path in the deck
Diabore: oof untapper elf
Chesul: on color dual.
Diabore: ooh*
matthaus_c: hell yeah
theguardianotter: or the sculptor
QuantumTwitch: falls all day
Diabore: i like horizon seeker
petey_vonwho: Birb
satyropodobny: is a giant
Chesul: vandal isn't bad, it deals with cat car.
theguardianotter: fraugur
Diabore: frost bite though
Chesul: the bite I think.
QuantumTwitch: forest
theguardianotter: frost bite def
Wolfstrike_NL: snow
matthaus_c: I like the Bite a lot
theguardianotter: correct
Wolfstrike_NL: !chat
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satyropodobny: ye olde monty hall problem
Chesul: arcanist is a giant.
Diabore: craven hulk also a giant, and a coward
theguardianotter: time to provoke some trolls
satyropodobny: mistwalker is a giant
petey_vonwho: I wish I had the gems to draft this right now. This set was so good
theguardianotter: id cut the boat tbh
WalrusOntheCourt: I thought streaming on Twitch was already "Provoking the Trolls." Seems redundant.
Diabore: slam land
Marvoleath: Mistwalker is playable and a giant
Diabore: pog
Chesul: lake is fine.
Diabore: we can copy calamity bearer!
roastbeefsandwitch: the format resembles Dominaria United: pick the lands, then care about the other spells mid-pack. Go for 3 to 5 color insanity
arkham1981: What would you say are the top 1-3ish all time sealed sets?
Simriel: You are always cute Cameron
theguardianotter: sealed or just limited?
arkham1981: just rip 6 packs and go
BTownMC: innistrad
BTownMC: the first innistra
Simriel: Scars? Scars was so good in limited
Simriel: Origins was So Good
matthaus_c:
ABU 
Nickiatori: m15 was so good
BTownMC: origins was really good too
sqaulie: Don't make me feel old
SK__Ren: Origins and the super standard was a fun time
Chesul: for the lrr video ref. Zendikar?
theguardianotter: god, theres so many\
Akaiatana: I would love MTG to make a set called Gamma
satyropodobny: mistwalker in the sideboard though
theguardianotter: im biased, but amonkhet
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: it waits, patiently
Earthenone: if they ever get over the reserve list they could print the good alpha cards in gamma
Chesul: If magic ever dies, the last set they release has to be named Omega.
SacrificialToast: that kraken will be down in no time
theguardianotter: uh
theguardianotter: whoops
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: whelp
Simriel: If Magic ever has a "final set" it should be named Ultima right?
satyropodobny: umm
SilverHalcyon: awkward
barbmitzvah: Hit em with an oops
theguardianotter: we can linda next turn at least
roastbeefsandwitch: @Earthenone the issue is that the number of playable cards they could even reprint at common or uncommon is extremely low, from anything on the reserved list. That include reprinting rares in those slots. I wish they would just abolish the list altogether, but most of the cards in those older sets are just trash.
Krillin_fan: we were just lulling them into a false sense of confidence
theguardianotter: linda's comin
Earthenone: mtga needs a takesies backsies button
theguardianotter: WurmSounds.flak
BTownMC: i think i heard them crap their pants
Defrost: @sqaulie the gamecube is 23 years old, which is a longer timespan then NES->gamecube
SilverHalcyon: getting pretty close to the kraken
theguardianotter: dunk that boat into the trash
satyropodobny: finally the boat is useful
BTownMC: i wouldve brought the house on their last turn
SilverHalcyon: 1 more snow land and it is kraken time
BTownMC: them, they need to bring the house I think
TehAmelie: did you know the founding of Nintendo is closer to when the pyramids were built than the release of the Switch?
TehAmelie: okay, no
theguardianotter: pump the yeto
theguardianotter: oh whoop[s
theguardianotter: thought it gave a pump
theguardianotter: my b
TheWriterAleph: mom's spaghetti
theguardianotter: so close
BTownMC: release the kraken
SilverHalcyon: kraken time
sqaulie: hew can top deck something maybe
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: no, but it blocks
ghizmou: the next time they tap everything we're p^rob dead
satyropodobny: it big
xElMerYx: Can we play Release the kraken by NSP or too copyrightee?
Krillin_fan: beep beep were declared
theguardianotter: i believe in a thing called kraken
theguardianotter: hoo hoo hee hee
roastbeefsandwitch: the classic "wait, you blocked with 3 creatures? you should have used 4"
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: ok then
BTownMC: nice
Krillin_fan: woo!
theguardianotter: Victory!
roastbeefsandwitch: otherwise known as the Rage Scoop
satyropodobny: we take those
electrobrains: Shrekted
Kentosaurus: so much for tankin' the rankin'
BTownMC: they couldve played it out honestly
electrobrains: 1land1keep
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: all in on the seeker
electrobrains: Spiked the red
Akaiatana: Boast is proto-survival, huh?
TheOtherTrevor: no chance, you've clearly got the frost bites
Barb4rian: Super low chances I'm sure
Earthenone: who holds down until we get a forrest?
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Krillin_fan: 2 green pips? in this economy?!
TehAmelie: a digging wurm, now i have seen everything
satyropodobny: fracking with Linda
theguardianotter: one more land and we're in business
Akaiatana: Linda has our first pick.
electrobrains: Hagi Mob without Rune of Death is Sadge
Chesul: sure, that's still a 2 for 1 for us.
matthaus_c: that was a lot of work to get rid of Linda
Akaiatana: The most elabourate trade
BrindleBoar: might have something to make that more attractive, prowess or whatever? May just be running it because it draws a card, dunno.
theguardianotter: there was cash in that guy
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: can you copy the kraken?
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: oh shit oh no
Krillin_fan: that yeti holding 'em up by their boot like a loony toon
theguardianotter: ugh
Bearudite: hitting wizards till the money comes out
matthaus_c: let's get kraken
theguardianotter: dangggg
Akaiatana: Stunning reversal.
BrindleBoar: crack in, you say
theguardianotter: and you can berg!
Spades_Slicc: On the battlefield straight up copying it and by it let's just say, heh heh, my krakin
Strebenherz: hello! also oh no, second kraken also taps down.
Earthenone: !card doomskar
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QuantumTwitch:
On the note of fun limited formats I have fond memories of EMN seald from the GP in stockholm 2016, or as I called it if you don't have atleast one liliana in your pool it is not realy a seald pool is it. I got a full playset in the gp and side events. Hard to beat that feeling a better player could probably done somthing with it.
SilverHalcyon: nice comeback
Wolfstrike_NL: Doomskar
satyropodobny: doomskar or bust
matthaus_c: Hidetsugu's First Rite
Earthenone:
i think our haven wins through doomskar
Strebenherz: there it is
theguardianotter: 2 for 2!
accountmadeforants:
BrindleBoar: sick plays
Strebenherz: hell of a comeback
MrPipboy3000: I used to play drums for Unblockable Yeti back in college
matthaus_c: we may have a banger here
satyropodobny:
QuantumTwitch: gg Cameron.
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: ok, so the game plan is to just play kraken, got it
QuantumTwitch: forcing sow for the win
satyropodobny: can we get that boat out after the break please
TehAmelie: momma's serving up some serious macaroni (we hope)
theguardianotter: kraken, kraken, crack in
Krillin_fan: i find very few of life's problems aren't solved by two 8/8s
Nickiatori: if you have time for snackin you have time for Kraken
theguardianotter: mistwalker
matthaus_c: Boat is just like Null Rod
Marvoleath: Mistwalker in
satyropodobny: mistwalker is a giant
matthaus_c: "it doesn't do anything!" "no, it /does/ nothing"
roastbeefsandwitch: "fear me! I command the wrath of the Kraken!" "Uh, boss, how do we make the Kraken not bother us after?" "Silence!"
Juliamon: !break
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theguardianotter: it draws a card!
satyropodobny:
Spades_Slicc: manamorphos draws a card
GreatGodOm: Null rod does nothing.
matthaus_c: rotate your legs, stretch your fluids
theguardianotter: acab: all camerons are beautiful
TehAmelie: imagine being a pee cop
StarSurveil: can cops order people to pee in Canada? whoa
Jensling:
What Cam doesn't know if that I respect comedian streamers far more than cops 
TehAmelie: dangit now i have to pee
Kipstar: pretty sure someone in authority ordering me to pee would be the best way to ensure I was unable to pee
Juliamon: see, I would just piss myself right then and there out of terror
satyropodobny: in my restless dreams I see that town; The Peeing Hill
Kipstar: there are two types of peeple...
TehAmelie: hello darkness my old friend
Spades_Slicc: does anyone know if Slay the Princess is on the talking sim radar?
TehAmelie:
Cameron might
Juliamon: I hope it is, it's really not Let's Nope material and does deserve some stream time
Spades_Slicc: And the pristine cut came out today
Strebenherz: welcome back
xantos69: Ok. Then what is it?
Spades_Slicc: Got it, Cam's eating a frozen Saturn Bar
accountmadeforants: Unthawed Mars Bar
v_nome: Could be anything, even a boat
KaleidoscopeMind: is it merely refridgerated?
Strebenherz: your face says otherwise
TehAmelie: didn't they find ice on Mars lately?
xantos69: Look, I'm 100% prepared to lie for you, but I must know the lie.
Spades_Slicc: but would you gnaw on a cold rock?
accountmadeforants: This is a post-glacial Mars bar
Spades_Slicc: actually I guess rocks are just frozen lava
TehAmelie: Mars was never big on my top list, but now i want to try one frozen
Strebenherz: wait what does their name symbol mean
matthaus_c: this is gucci
UtilityPunk:
We can play better
matthaus_c: @Strebenherz ladder rank
roastbeefsandwitch:
If I were to be in vegas, it would have been for the World Series of Board Games (3rd year event!). The issue being that you have to be decent at 20 diverse games, not just a fraction of them 
satyropodobny:
roastbeefsandwitch: But I look forward to the Vods that Graham will post after
Krillin_fan: bonk
Spades_Slicc: Cam, hard at work inventing new ways to minorly injure oneself
SacrificialToast: a frozen mars bar!?
xantos69: Don't worry Cam. Nobody missed it. We all saw.
BusTed:
matthaus_c: I think we can hold on the bite
Spades_Slicc: But Cam, I have it on good authority that you were absolutely NOT eating a *frozen* mars bar
UtilityPunk:
Gotta clip it for the highlights 
Juliamon: remember chat, if you don't clip it, it didn't happen
matthaus_c: we certainly have the beefier board
SacrificialToast: well you don't have any choice this turn
matthaus_c: that's a pretty strong peel
TehAmelie: i feel we have the momentum on our side now
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: I think any untapped land does it with the treasure because of the glittering frost
matthaus_c: we have enough Snow to both animate Haven and activate Pillar, right?
DoomBringerIL: does ur wife also play mtg? being it a big part of ur life as it is @LoadingReadyRun
Strebenherz: Having had a totally not frozen mars bar, would you recommend it?
Spades_Slicc: You got 2 for 1'd but the good way?
Swamplor: The way you said "paint" leads me to suspect that you don't mean, like, happy little trees
satyropodobny: double tap?
Strebenherz: legit
matthaus_c: oh that's pretty brutal
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SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
gee, I wonder what they foretold
Spades_Slicc: doomskar
matthaus_c: well, this means they're not using Jarl on the Kraken
satyropodobny: someday faceless haven, someday.
matthaus_c: please not Koma
matthaus_c: uh oh
Strebenherz: well F*CK
Spades_Slicc: why didn't they play the lantern?
Strebenherz: A valid reaction to Tergrid
satyropodobny: that draugr was doing overtime
fourtoedsloth: Fun in magic is a zero sum game
Strebenherz: @Spades_Slicc Cam was at 22 life, more mileage to tergrid on creature side, at least as I see it
Spades_Slicc: Probably, I never played Kaldheim only kinda understand how good some cards are
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: this doesn't seem that bad, you can foretell the bird and any land lets your frost
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: oh, they're aggro, nvm
Strebenherz: the lantern's a good pinger, but creatureside tergrid with everything else was a good play in the grossest of ways
Strebenherz: angry raven here's to hold the line
Strebenherz: you can do it raven!
tokenblackguy420x: the aggro is aggroing
Earthenone: !time
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matthaus_c:
my opponent's deck is too sick
Gadora: Cool game!
satyropodobny: I knew uninstalling Arena and League of Legends were good decisions
Strebenherz: choo choo!
Strebenherz: come ON deck
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
oh right
TehAmelie: anyone who can read the opponent's name?
TehAmelie: you know, so we can say nice things about them
maywecomein: tetsu tetsu
maywecomein: not sure if it’s supposed to mean anything in particular
TehAmelie: they sure have an aesthetic
DoomBringerIL: Koma?
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Spades_Slicc: !card pilfering hawk
LRRbot: Pilfering Hawk [1U] | Snow Creature — Bird [1/2] | Flying / {S}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
DAC169: >fishy
Spades_Slicc: you have the ability to turn lands into spells
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Hold on, hold on! That creature doesn't have any rules text. How can this be?
satyropodobny: looters can be exchanged for goods and services
Strebenherz: Condolences Cam
xantos69: Yes please!
fourtoedsloth: Maybe a Duskmourn
DoomBringerIL: duskmourn?
gualdhar: we can draft a deck, and force it on the next group
Strebenherz: If you see a tergrid in your pack is it getting pulled or passed out of spite?
Earthenone: its like jenga, it will never get back to you!
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The_Passerby: What are the rares you don't want to see?
TehAmelie: i wonder what those satisfaction buttons can possibly do. show that 98% of players like it when they win and don't like it when they don't win, and 2% click the wrong button?
Kentosaurus: @Strebenherz you take it so no one else can
Strebenherz: @Kentosaurus legit
The_Passerby: Damn. Its that sort of life?
AtomicAlchemical: truuuuuuue
The_Passerby: What are the rares you do want to see then?
Strebenherz: Also ty Cam, I forgot Kroma was IN kaldheim
DoomBringerIL: komaaaa
Strebenherz: Kaldheim has some unhinged cards
SK__Ren: That angel that brings stuff back every turn
electrobrains: Never pass a tardigrade
DoomBringerIL: liessa
couchboyj: Gol D. Span was this set right?
BigKevP79: So do we just grab every card that says Snow on it?
MrAyeAxe: Immersturm Predator is also pretty wild
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: predator
xantos69: Predator
satyropodobny: big snek is the tekh
AtomicAlchemical: Tibalt, Vorenclex
electrobrains: My favorite is the Righteous Valkyrie + Maskwood Nexus combo
matthaus_c: cat car baby
Spades_Slicc: what a bout a 1/3 deathtoucher
couchboyj: Cat car is a banger
AtomicAlchemical: Totski is real
BigKevP79: Haven isn't bad, right?
AtomicAlchemical: GOD CAT CAR!!! What a busted magic card
BigKevP79: But you need snow lands.mana rocks
matthaus_c:
Haven and Path are the best cards here by a country mile
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: it only really works in snow
BigKevP79: Yeah, but is it P1P1 worthy?
fourtoedsloth: Haven is a tough P1
Kentosaurus: ooh giant ox
satyropodobny: we got burned on snow before\
Strebenherz: could try red deck wins?
Kentosaurus: ox is silly
Strebenherz: What color do you prefer/like to play?
Earthenone: !card see red
LRRbot: See Red [1R] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +2/+1 and has first strike. / At the beginning of your end step, if you didn't attack with a creature this turn, sacrifice See Red.
Strebenherz: Yessssss
fourtoedsloth: I like the way this is going
Strebenherz: it clears the way
h3rsh3yb4r: reds good in this format
Earthenone: yeah i think i would have taken the white 1 drop over the red 4 drop, but good picks overall
electrobrains: Frankly they are some of the best red for their rarities
h3rsh3yb4r: i love kaldheim
AtomicAlchemical: Biiiiiiiig Red
ghizmou: that s gonna be an awkward p3 koma
TehAmelie: ahoy
matthaus_c: basically Red Deck Recall
h3rsh3yb4r: svella my beloved
arkham1981: svella is red?
MrAyeAxe:
Svella is indeed a good one 
DAC169: I like Svella
Strebenherz: I vote Svella
AtomicAlchemical: Maybe boros?
Swamplor: The best kind of red!
electrobrains: Svella or Verdict or land
arkham1981: itll come together. trust the process
Earthenone: the BB removal?
matthaus_c: RB is pretty legit
ghizmou: that serpent gonna be so well fed
TehAmelie: got a win con, now we just need answers for all the other cons?
Chesul: the menace on the helm could be really good for us.
h3rsh3yb4r: these have been weird packs ngl
matthaus_c: Doomskar Titan with the Helm!
TehAmelie: condition contingencies
Earthenone: yeah we dont need a 3rd 5 drop
Strebenherz: Somethin STRANGE, in the Kalddheimhood, who you gonna call, cardbusters?
AtomicAlchemical: Weigh Down we go
electrobrains: Cmon Magda
matthaus_c: for Ancestral Recall, right?
matthaus_c: Pursuit just reminds me of the god awful Ill-Gotten Inheritance games in RNA
electrobrains: Pursuit is much worse in this format than low power RNA
AtomicAlchemical: on color land wheels for sure
ghizmou: revenge of raven eldraine meta was much more frustrating
h3rsh3yb4r: i think we need dudes
Chesul: Wielder is a solid aggro card, so it's good here.
Earthenone: we need mans
matthaus_c: there is that guy who cares about Boast abilities, he'd be good to pick up
TehAmelie: men to fight their men, right
Earthenone: the white 7 drop
electrobrains: Squish
fourtoedsloth: or demon bolt
Chesul: the bite was a decent pick, it fills the early removal slot we needed.
fourtoedsloth: Dog!
Earthenone: LRRspot
electrobrains: You often run a Craven Hull or two
Spades_Slicc: pyre of birthing
fourtoedsloth: Dog is a great early aggro card
electrobrains: Pyre is totally EDH stuff
Chesul: do we have enough creatures that share types for pyre to be good?
h3rsh3yb4r: kardur in pack 3 for sure
TehAmelie: but we love marginalia
Earthenone: yeah that 0/4 has strong magic card or metal band energy in art and in name
Chesul: if we get a 5 mana berserker or giant then pyre gets much better, and it does work nicely with the shackles.
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electrobrains: I think reinforcements is generally actively good
DAC169:
would you prefer haste or it be an instant? 
ghizmou: and the snowland
BigKevP79: Mire
BigKevP79: for snow mana
TehAmelie: i so rarely see creatureless decks. could it be because they're not good?
BigKevP79: no
Earthenone: no its still a sorcery
BigKevP79: you can fortell at instant speed on your turn
Chesul: no, it still has timing restrictions when fortold.
ArcOfTheConclave: no you still obey timing
BigKevP79: but to play it it follows the normal rules of the card
DoctorHutch: that would make doomscar crazy
h3rsh3yb4r: alchemy giant
Earthenone:
you can pyre the titan into it 
Diabore: god can you imagine instant speed doomskar
electrobrains: @diabore printed in OTJ
Chesul: firewalker is a fine pick, it helps once our hand is empty.
TehAmelie: i always wanted more Conspiracy style cards like where you get to grab one whole pack
implode311: @Diabore I would hate old then
fourtoedsloth: snow swamp?
implode311: kld* *
electrobrains: Yeah, normally I think of Shadow mage as strictly an elf deck card but berserkers could do it or warriors
ghizmou: this could be a gentle caress
DAC169: you don't even have to name the creature type. it automatically picks the biggest
Earthenone: build your own bump in the night
GredGredmansson: yeah, "greatest number of creatures that share a type"
RealGamerCow: just one sneaky little game
DAC169:
isn't this event only a week long?
electrobrains: I already like this deck but I like it even more now that it's Graham's problem
KeytarCat: Punk pins!
AtomicAlchemical: HUZZAH! Somebody else's problem!
BigKevP79: Pull shackles and ship it
Mazrae: This is a problem for future Thursday MTG
MrPipboy3000: The real question is, will the Kalheim draft still be a thing when they get back?
BigKevP79: No real sacrifice outlet
Strebenherz: Thank you for streaming!
matthaus_c: MagicCon
implode311: con
BigKevP79: MagicCON I think
AtomicAlchemical: World Championship Las Vegas
Strebenherz: Magicon
malfnord: Magic Marketing Event With Added Gambing
matthaus_c: I liked Grand Prix
KeytarCat: Majichon
DoctorHutch: GPs, Opens, pro tours, championships. made more sense to me
Driosenth: Gather ye crablegs while ye may
SquareDotCube: three pounds of crab meat from forty pounds of crab, after six hours of non-stop cracking
ghizmou: yepper
Diabore: yeah hes still on the yoga arc
Mazrae: Hope Alex gives some pumpkin carving safety
Strebenherz: Something $90?
RealGamerCow: do you think you'll be stopping by Desert Bus at all?
KeytarCat: Oh, magichon is the manner flip. G as a stop and C as an affricate
DAC169: the event's over before next week: "October 22–29: Kaldheim"
xantos69:
50 Bits!
Gekyouryuu: @RealGamerCow wait... is Cam not on DB this year?
Juliamon: All shifts have been revealed
Strebenherz: gourd stab!
Manae: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (We give Ian and knife and some pumpkins, what could go wrong?!) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (0s ago).
gualdhar: it's so phallic when he phrases it that way
TehAmelie: it combined well if you happen to have a game on a second monitor where you stab guards
TehAmelie: combines
TehAmelie: hasn't happened yet, dear keyboard
Gekyouryuu: oh, wow. looking at DB shifts, no Cam, Kathleen, or Jacob listed this year. not to imply anyone needs to be there, just surprised to see when people you expect to be aren't.
KeytarCat: The blog post mentioned that Andrew formed a team to do the background work K had been doing so she could work on her own projects this year
LadyAiluros: Kathleen I know is taking at least this year off b/c she has a big projct in the works
Nigouki: wasn't it mentioned that Jacob has a Japan trip?
Strebenherz: Have they dropped any hints to what the project is?
TehAmelie: she's writing a book, she's said
Juliamon: We know about the book
Strebenherz: oh cool
Fruan: It's pretty cool that the DB roster is so deep that so many people can take a year off and it doesn't matter.
DigitalSeahorse:
zapshakur:
even if it's a different lineup, it's still DB and it's going to be tons of fun
Juliamon: I had to explain to my mom that LRR isn't Desert Bus, they just started it.
Juliamon: It's their creation, and they still participate, but it's not Them
DigitalSeahorse:
time for orange
Rasputyne: Has anyone heard what Serge is up to? I know he took last year off, but I haven't ever heard what his intent was past that
Juliamon: He's taking a minication with Jo
TheAinMAP: Serge is retired from Desert Bus now.
DigitalSeahorse: which Jo?
DigitalSeahorse:
Nigouki: DB is a child of LRR but grew up and old enough to vote ;_;
TehAmelie: ah, if charities could vote
Juliamon:
malfnord:
Strebenherz:
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Fruan: P U M P
DeM0nFiRe:
TehAmelie: let's get orange!
DigitalSeahorse:
TehAmelie: there was a hilarious segue from MtG there that i missed
Nigouki: the annual innards-spilling stream
malfnord: Tonight on TTSF: Bald man commits violence on gourds
TehAmelie: Alex is the gun enthusiast, if the pumpkins are being difficult i think he's gonna be the one with solutions
spicyFerret_: Gunkin
Mazrae: Alex knows the dangers of pumpkin carving
malfnord: Generally if you're shooting pumpkins you want a trebuchet, since pumpkins generally don't have a set caliber.
DigitalSeahorse:
"Watch men stab their gourds!"
Mazrae: Wait didn't they do this last year but ran out of time and didn't finish or am I remembering wrong
korvys: Ah, punkin chunkin
KeytarCat: Chunk-a-punk
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