matthaus_c: MagicCon
implode311: con
BigKevP79: MagicCON I think
AtomicAlchemical: World Championship Las Vegas
Strebenherz: Magicon
malfnord: Magic Marketing Event With Added Gambing
matthaus_c: I liked Grand Prix
KeytarCat: Majichon
DoctorHutch: GPs, Opens, pro tours, championships. made more sense to me
Driosenth: Gather ye crablegs while ye may
SquareDotCube: three pounds of crab meat from forty pounds of crab, after six hours of non-stop cracking
ghizmou: yepper
Diabore: yeah hes still on the yoga arc
Mazrae: Hope Alex gives some pumpkin carving safety
Strebenherz: Something $90?
RealGamerCow: do you think you'll be stopping by Desert Bus at all?
KeytarCat: Oh, magichon is the manner flip. G as a stop and C as an affricate
DAC169: the event's over before next week: "October 22–29: Kaldheim"
xantos69:
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Gekyouryuu: @RealGamerCow wait... is Cam not on DB this year?
Juliamon: All shifts have been revealed
Strebenherz: gourd stab!
Manae: !next
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gualdhar: it's so phallic when he phrases it that way
TehAmelie: it combined well if you happen to have a game on a second monitor where you stab guards
TehAmelie: combines
TehAmelie: hasn't happened yet, dear keyboard
Gekyouryuu: oh, wow. looking at DB shifts, no Cam, Kathleen, or Jacob listed this year. not to imply anyone needs to be there, just surprised to see when people you expect to be aren't.
KeytarCat: The blog post mentioned that Andrew formed a team to do the background work K had been doing so she could work on her own projects this year
LadyAiluros: Kathleen I know is taking at least this year off b/c she has a big projct in the works
Nigouki: wasn't it mentioned that Jacob has a Japan trip?
Strebenherz: Have they dropped any hints to what the project is?
TehAmelie: she's writing a book, she's said
Juliamon: We know about the book
Strebenherz: oh cool
Fruan: It's pretty cool that the DB roster is so deep that so many people can take a year off and it doesn't matter.
DigitalSeahorse:
zapshakur:
even if it's a different lineup, it's still DB and it's going to be tons of fun 
Juliamon: I had to explain to my mom that LRR isn't Desert Bus, they just started it.
Juliamon: It's their creation, and they still participate, but it's not Them
DigitalSeahorse:
time for orange
Rasputyne: Has anyone heard what Serge is up to? I know he took last year off, but I haven't ever heard what his intent was past that
Juliamon: He's taking a minication with Jo
TheAinMAP: Serge is retired from Desert Bus now.
DigitalSeahorse: which Jo?
DigitalSeahorse:
Nigouki: DB is a child of LRR but grew up and old enough to vote ;_;
TehAmelie: ah, if charities could vote
Juliamon:
malfnord:
Strebenherz:
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Fruan: P U M P
DeM0nFiRe:
TehAmelie: let's get orange!
DigitalSeahorse:
TehAmelie: there was a hilarious segue from MtG there that i missed
Nigouki: the annual innards-spilling stream
malfnord: Tonight on TTSF: Bald man commits violence on gourds
TehAmelie: Alex is the gun enthusiast, if the pumpkins are being difficult i think he's gonna be the one with solutions
spicyFerret_: Gunkin
Mazrae: Alex knows the dangers of pumpkin carving
malfnord: Generally if you're shooting pumpkins you want a trebuchet, since pumpkins generally don't have a set caliber.
DigitalSeahorse:
"Watch men stab their gourds!"
Mazrae: Wait didn't they do this last year but ran out of time and didn't finish or am I remembering wrong
korvys: Ah, punkin chunkin
KeytarCat: Chunk-a-punk
Juliamon: They do this every year
Juliamon: One year the pumpkins went aggressively mouldy overnight and it was an Issue
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Sliibee: I'd love to see a pumpkin trebuchet one year on TTSF
DigitalSeahorse:
TehAmelie: eek
patbaer: Booooooo
TheWriterAleph:
VorlonScout: Gourds!
Nigouki: i see we have motorized violence loaded up
DrakoniteDev:
TheWriterAleph: you ready for a gourd time, chat?
ladyjessica: so are we going to carve this Matt style?
TehAmelie: and a plastic pumpkin to show the real ones how they can do better
DeM0nFiRe:
ladyjessica:
DigitalSeahorse: xD
DigitalSeahorse:
TehAmelie: yes my gourd
iris_of_ether:
Just a Half-Life 3 logo 
DigitalSeahorse: YES
Strebenherz: What happened?
SquareDotCube: "Neat pumpkin, where you'd get it?" "Oh, I got it off Vine"
epsilon_vee:
DigitalSeahorse: sometimes it's not too warm out
TheAinMAP:
RatherLargeToad: The mold!
SquareDotCube: oof, the mold got it
DigitalSeahorse: a movie called GUTS?
zapshakur: "I learned this wonderful carving technique from Ben and Matt just this last weekend!"
TehAmelie: for the record Griffith definitely did a lot of things wrong
Nickiatori: Pumpkin!
RatherLargeToad: “carving”
patbaer: 90s Berserk is a beautiful nightmare
shurtal: it was eye opening
patbaer: @TehAmelie so many things
DiscordianTokkan: good wol
Nickiatori: or a positive space image if you were ben
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TheAinMAP: Who
SquareDotCube: That's just a butternut squash
ContingentCat: UM
SquareDotCube: ribs sans sternum
Master_Gunner: CHINESE WOR SWOR
iris_of_ether:
Alex
TehAmelie: what's this metaphor you've liked to use about turkey carving knives. . .
DrakoniteDev: uh.. return of the strawpoll time?
SquareDotCube: Alex is ready for the streets of Kamurocho
qcanoe: I step away for ONE moment, and Alex has a machete.
MAPBoardgames: Coring from the bottom is prefered for candling.
TehAmelie: is that the pumpkin rump steak?
patbaer: I have fully switched to "clean out from the bottom of the pumpkin"
DaxStrife: Now I've got "Pumpkin Head Guy" from Night in the Woods stuck in my head.
DiscordianTokkan: Same
SquareDotCube: big brain play is to hollow from the bottom now
malfnord: wait there's a secret bathroom?!
SquareDotCube: washlet bathroom
Juliamon: they have the bathroom with the washlet and the secret bathroom
DigitalSeahorse: secret bathroom! In the tunnel? Secret secret secret bathroom!
MAPBoardgames: @malfnord It was plumbed by the secret pipesmen
TehAmelie: there's no strength in a blade that lacks softness, they say
Arclight_Dynamo: Proposal: Design and fabricate *excellent* pumpkin carving tools.
DigitalSeahorse: ah, a poker
Arclight_Dynamo: High-quality steel; walnut handles.
SquareDotCube: Have Alex blacksmith the blades and prods, Ian can do the handles and scoop
ladyjessica: laughy gaffey
patbaer: I am almost out of the gaffers tape I... acquired... at my last theatre gig.
DigitalSeahorse: so far I'm thinking Alex's looks like it has a face hugger hugging it
TehAmelie: ah i get it, you make a hole in both ends of the pumpkin and blow it out like an egg
SonofThoth: Would you need something like a butternut squash for the long bones?
SquareDotCube: gourdian knot
mercano82: Flash Gordon
couchboyj: James Gourd-on
korvys: dammit tenor...
SquareDotCube: put a lambda on it, Gourdon Freeman
DigitalSeahorse: Gourdy Howe
TehAmelie: that "good fucking food" bit is really sweet in context
Arclight_Dynamo: One day I'm going to carve a traditional Halloween turnip.
spethycakes: @DigitalSeahorse oh this is GOOD
couchboyj: Gourdy LaForge
korvys: Oh *that's* a gif...
spethycakes: Gourd R. R. Martin
iris_of_ether: I went to the West Coast Giant Pumpkin Regatta last week, and one of the competitors was "Gourd Squashington"
shurtal: thought you were gonna hit us with the "Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z"
DigitalSeahorse: lol
Arclight_Dynamo: ISO Standard Reference Pumpkin
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: I cant tell if this is too many or not enough power tools
Shadowsoflife: Yes
mercano82: Tragically Hip frontpumpkin Gourd Downie
TehAmelie: using a picture someone crafted to map onto a pumpkin would seem like cheating really
DigitalSeahorse: so it's not a full hole for most of it
SnackPak_: ooo
Shadowsoflife: Neat
TehAmelie: maybe this week is a gesamkunstwerk
DigitalSeahorse: hehehehhe
DigitalSeahorse: Alex
DigitalSeahorse:
mercano82: The biggest lesson to be learned from Loading Ready Live is to never underestimate a desperate man with a spoon.
rosiedog88: shouldn’t you cut the pumpkins on next week’s episode when it’s Halloween?
Juliamon: rosiedog88 They're busy then unfortunately
Juliamon: !ppr
rosiedog88: ahh yes
SquareDotCube: You can tell because it's a bad joke
MousseFilledCat: I am remembering when Alex got his hand stuck fusing a pumpkin in the smoothie special
MousseFilledCat: *fisting
SnackPak_:
DoctorHutch: Sometimes Ian is good at being confidently wrong.
Arclight_Dynamo: Turkey cooking tip: Get a different bird, turkey isn't ideal.
SquareDotCube: Great for going through cockpit windshields too!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Don't put it in the fryer if it's frozen.
TheMerricat: "It cooks more slowly at a lower temperature, so I've found that the breast often turns out juicier than than a fully-thawed turkey." "“Actually, from a food safety standpoint it's safer to cook the turkey when it's still frozen. A frozen turkey will not spread raw juices around the kitchen, will not waste water as you try to thaw it and will produce an excellent and juicy cooked product.”"
Geldaran: @Dread_Pirate_Westley unless you want a flaming pillar of oil...
CrossXhunteR: running water
Juliamon: We're getting a smoked turkey this year, apparently. (I don't eat turkey.)
Tempest2097: They often limit how often you can freeze samples in Biotech.
Tempest2097: Because freeze/thaw does damage.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @Geldaran Most people don't.
Tempest2097: So it absolutely effects food.
ContingentCat: @Dread_Pirate_Westley cowards
DiscordianTokkan: Ah, the Battle Angel Alita cooking method
jessieimproved: Our local BBQ joint will smoke a frozen turkey that you bring them for a charge
TehAmelie: the plasmised air can cook several more turkeys!
Nickiatori: If you lifted a turkey way up in the atmosphere would the friction from the fall cook it?
TehAmelie: xkcd answered that about a steak: no
DigitalSeahorse: neat
Geldaran: @Dread_Pirate_Westley seriously though, you also have to make sure they didn't leave the puch of gizzards in there, or any ice from the thaw process.... I forgot to check when someone else prepped the bird ONCE.
rosiedog88: nov 5th is coming up and I’m in the United States…. how hard is it to become a Canadian citizen lol
jessieimproved: Online recipes have only gotten worse now with AI too
DoctorHutch:
Yeah, it includes people telling you to drill a whole in your turkey and cook it frozen 
Arclight_Dynamo: You know what's great? Cookbooks of compiled local, historical recipes. None of that there.
SquareDotCube: "Just make a casseroie like you wanted to, Donna"
ContingentCat: @rosiedog88 By Nov/5 probably impossible
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: i didnt have eggs subreddit is a goldmine of horrors
Geldaran: it didn't explode exactly, but I knew something was wrong immediately and pulled it back out.
MousseFilledCat: The jump to recipe button is amazing.
ContingentCat: I've heard that story part is for SEO and copyright stuff
DrakoniteDev: fun fact: the reason they write a story is because you can't copyright a recipe, so they add a story that IS copyrightable to reduce (automatted) copying
Juliamon: Please keep the politics out of chat unless the streamer is actively discussing them
couchboyj: All that text is search engine optimization. So, there are good recipes out there that are just the recipe, perhaps, but you'll never find them.
Arclight_Dynamo: Part of it is that I believe you can't copyright a recipe. But you can a story.
MousseFilledCat: but also, this is why I only do serious eats
MWGNZ: yeah local supermarket did an ai recepie thing that would do things like recommend making mustard gas
iris_of_ether: Serious Eats is real good
TehAmelie: i read a post yesterday where someone was scared of experimenting with cooking cause they thought they could create deadly poisons
DrakoniteDev: @LoadingReadyRun nah, the stories are added for copyright reasons
Juliamon: Quality over volume
TehAmelie: lettuce and sugar could make cyanide? who knows?!
BrowneePointz: Oh, are these two handsome Fellas making some GOURDgeous carves!?
mercano82: VLDL did a great sketch earlier this year about the frustration of watching a recipe video that takes forever to get to the actual recipe.
Sliibee: Fun fact, you can use bird's custard powder as an egg-free substitute in baking, because the original Bird it's named for was married to a woman with an egg allergy.
BrowneePointz: yep it just coats your palette
Nigouki:
they'll also kill your dog 
ArdCollider:
Coke Zero tastes like a migraine to me.
Sliibee: He also invented baking powder because she was allergic to yeast
ArdCollider: just a one-way trip straight to a giant migraine aura.
brainbosh: Some places added xylitol to peanut butter which is poisonous to dogs
MousseFilledCat: I prefer diet sodas to regular, because I find regular is too sweet
BrowneePointz: All Donuts are good
SquareDotCube: You can reorganize rat poison atoms to make artificial sweetener
Arclight_Dynamo: Cake doughnuts are a real thing, too.
RealGamerCow: Cake donuts and raised donuts are both valid
BrowneePointz: Yeast Donuts are good, Cake Donuts are Good, Cider Donuts are good
ArdCollider: sugar alcohols may not be great for human blood clotting either, the science is definitely underway on that
offbeatwitch: there's two main types of donuts yeah, yeast and cake
Sliibee: My favorite are definitely cider fritters
RealGamerCow: brown paper bag
BrowneePointz: I LOVE Cake donuts, but I grew up in an American region with Casey's, and Casey's makes incredible Cake Donuts
DigitalSeahorse: mmmmmmmmmmm
DoodlestheGreat: Well done, Alex!
DoctorHutch: There is no convincing evidence that modern artifical sweeteners are carcinogenic. There are various studies that suggest some unpleasant side effects, but not causing cancer.
Arclight_Dynamo: @BrowneePointz I much prefer cake oughnuts.
ContingentCat: Like Trifle!
BrowneePointz: Fun fact, Casey's, being a GAS STATION(convenience store) is also the 4th? 5th? largest pizza chain in the US while being a Regional. Store.
ContingentCat: the aspic time oh nooo
MousseFilledCat: my mom keeps around her wartime joy of cooking is because it contains wartime rationing substitutions
Nickiatori: mmmmm jelly
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TehAmelie: have you seen that ad for corn? in thicc 1950s saturation, just a huge serving bowl of corn
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patbaer: lots of recipe sites these days have a "go to recipe" link towards the top of the page
BrowneePointz: The 70s had Disco though so it can't be worse
SquareDotCube: Julia Childs saved us from jello dinner.
TehAmelie: what's for dinner honey? corn
DrakoniteDev: my cousin's partner used to work at a company that developed new artificial sweeteners. after only knowing him a couple years he showed up to a gathering with a unmarked plastic bag of white powder offering us to try it... (it tasted minty)
DoodlestheGreat: Ian, Alex is right. I lived through the 70's. We had NO IDEA what we were doing.
Blip2004: Cook everything in the microwave!
RealGamerCow: when non-animal gelatin was developed, people went nuts with it
BrowneePointz: There's an entire thing about post war Home Marketing in Magazines
BrowneePointz: you're not wrong Paul
BrowneePointz: people have done documentaries about it
jessieimproved: rip the bird site mostly for 70sDinnerParty
DaxStrife: Aspic and gelatin companies pushed for aspic and gelatin recipes.
DigitalSeahorse:
meat of any kind jello 
SnackPak_: i'd try jellied olives
DoodlestheGreat: Tomatos in aspic.
BrowneePointz: and it wasn't really Wives cooking it, it was companies MARKETING to Housewives to do this stuff to be fancy
ContingentCat: It was really hard to get divorced then I think that might have been part of it
TehAmelie: use every party of the olive jar
patbaer: my extended family was still putting fruit in jello in the last 80s
TheMandrew: as someone that hates olives, the idea of dirty martinis grosses me out, and I enjoy a good martini
Nickiatori: I feel like eating different aspic recipes is a good Loading ready live segment
SquareDotCube: Also the US ate more lamb than beef back in the early 70s.
Master_Gunner: I love old recipes - after seeing other people test and curate them.
Juliamon: "You, housewife! You need to make something for dinner! Try this recipe!" "Will you shut up if I buy your recipe book?"
TheMerricat: So minor correction for Paul. Aspics were not big in the 70's. They were big just after the war. They started falling off in popularity in the 70's which is why the marketing pushes occured. The companies were attempting to make it popular again.
ContingentCat: yuuup big Corn
DigitalSeahorse:
Nickiatori: thats also the case in canada
TehAmelie: big grain and big meat in collaboration, i think
Nickiatori: big grain and big milk
TehAmelie: ah
Tempest2097: Wait Seriously? That's IT?!
gibbousm: for a brief moment, I thought that paper towel was a giant glass of milk
DrakoniteDev: dept of agriculture was bribed by the grain industry lobby
Tempest2097: I could be eating venison much more?
MousseFilledCat: I get my hunter friend to trade me meat for baking. Because Venison is good and deer are vermin
Jillexie: Also the big push away from fats and towards sugar was another agri scam.
Nickiatori: but canada's food guide is a neat little rainbow
BrowneePointz: a bunch of it is....sorta right, but with bad things. It asks for a bunch fo Grains...but not WHOLE GRAINS which is much, much better for you. and yea came from Fatphobic Health marketing
Nigouki: the real food shape is a downward spiral
BrowneePointz: and kicked off the "Fat is bad for you" trend for DECADES
MousseFilledCat: red meat is still probably something the typical American diet has too much
DaxStrife: The Food Pyramid: "Gentlemen, behold! CORN!"
Nickiatori: apparently in the most recent canada food guide veggies is the biggest group no longer grains
ladyjessica: these days it’s a plate: 1/2 plate is vegetation, 1/4 protein, 1/4 carbs
DigitalSeahorse: omega 3s can help you lose the worse fats
RealGamerCow: emmental
gibbousm: Ian knows about the US Cheese Caves right?
TehAmelie: boy does the US have too much cheese
MousseFilledCat: It’s delicious
ContingentCat: Ah capitalism
Nickiatori: what is this bubble tea?
BrowneePointz: I could actually go really deep on Health/Food agendas based on Fats, but part of my work is like..actual Fat Activism and body positivity and I don't have the spoons for that.
RealGamerCow: Not very hidden racism
DiscordianTokkan: "Our bubble tea is CERTIFIED MAYONNAISE FREE"
Nickiatori: Bubble tea the forever enigma
BrowneePointz: the SHORT version is, most of what is "public knowledge" of diet and medical beliefs about diet is very very wrong, and rooted in racism
Arclight_Dynamo: That's why vodka took off, too. Some guy had too many copper mugs, so he got together with a guy who had too much of this new-fangled clear liquor, and made up a drink to sell both.
Nigouki: 2006?
ladyjessica: simu
ContingentCat: yikes
MWGNZ:
DoodlestheGreat: It's no more a cultural appropriation than omurice.
Nickiatori: yeah like taxes
BrowneePointz: I mean Buns on Hamburgers only goes back to the...30s? 40s?
iris_of_ether: I do love milk tea (boba without boba)
TehAmelie: heck, the nuclear family was a marketing scheme
Tempest2097: I love bubble tea but can't do large amounts of caffeine
xantos69: Also... Who cares who invented something? We live in a global world now. Just have nice things and be happy that lots of folks are trying stuff out and innovating. Fusion food is really good.
Master_Gunner: 100% on board with Paul here
niccus: the best boba doesn't have tea in it
Nickiatori: the big straws are good for slurpees though
MAPBoardgames: I'm exactly right there with Paul
ghyllnox: If you market a thing heavily in a foreign market, and then they make their own version, is that appropriation?
DigitalSeahorse:
my spoonstraw is too big!
DrakoniteDev: @xantos69 how do I upvote you on here?
ContingentCat: That sounds worse
RealGamerCow: Tired: boba, wired: vietnamese coffee jelly
DigitalSeahorse:
Nickiatori: is that like pop rocks?
DigitalSeahorse: cheese tea?
MechaKuuga: its a cream cheese topping
epsilon_vee:
cracking the crust of my creme brulee is so difficult with these tiny straws 
ghyllnox: Does anywhere else have cheese tea?
DeM0nFiRe: Easy to have the best cheese tea in town when you made cheese tea up and are the only ones who sell it
klace26: the cheese is tasty
Arclight_Dynamo: Man, I just like a cup of Red Rose. Hot, strong, and full of milk.
TehAmelie: is it made with the worm cheese?
ArdCollider: cheese tea is visually offputting to me in a way that ensures I would have to work to try it.
niccus: cheese tea is a lot more widely available these days, if you're near a big city you can probably find it
DigitalSeahorse: sounds like if they put poutine curds into milk tea
BrowneePointz: To Ian and Alex, since you're carving Pumpkins. Is Pumpkin Bread a known or popular seasonal thing up in Canada?
spethycakes: There's something charmingly reclamatory about a society using the trappings introduced by colonialism to form their Own Thing
ContingentCat: Oh that's how that word is pronounced
ButButTheJesus: hi folks, how are the punkin chunks
RealGamerCow: The cool thing about Puer is that you can age it yourself
Nickiatori: @BrowneePointz its kinda common
KeytarCat: Butter cap or milk cap is just a layer of butter. Important to know that before you order
RealGamerCow: Turkish
Nigouki: Turkic cultures
RealGamerCow: I think
Master_Gunner: Iran, Azerbajin, that area
TehAmelie: i once put cottage cheese in a cup of coffee cause i desperately lacked milk. it was wrong, even for coffee
DigitalSeahorse: hindu cultures too maybe?
ladyjessica: I’m feeling super uncomfortable with this discussion by very white Canadians talking about how cultural appropriation isn’t really a thing. I’m trying really hard to get past this but it’s hitting a part of me that isn’t happy about this…
Juliamon: ladyjessica does it help to be reminded that Ian is Metis?
Shadowsoflife:
PigmyWurm: I spent 2 weeks in Turkey and their were many great things about it, but one of the things I miss the most is constant good quality tea. And I mean constant.
ghyllnox: I'll be surprised if Alex doesn't know about chifir
ladyjessica: @juliamon a bit.
LoadingReadyRun: @ladyjessica we're not saying it isn't a thing. We are just expressing our enjoyment of various food and drinks from other cultures
MousseFilledCat: I once poured my morning orange juice into my coffee instead of milk. I refused to make more coffee and drank it.
Juliamon: ah, the gravlax
MousseFilledCat: I love making gravlax
ladyjessica: ok. thank you. I know. I trust you. it just was going in the ears weird.
RealGamerCow: Speaking of bagels, I found out why NYC bagels have so much cream cheese, it's because traditional lox was SUPER salty and needed something to cut it
BrowneePointz: Also a reminder that Walmart, for all its dings, does actually have some pretty decent quality food products(not across the board but some of their in brand stuff is quite damn good)
MousseFilledCat: gravlax is so delicious
TehAmelie: bagels, or wherever salmon can be found
ladyjessica: speaking of Walmart - there was a waffle recall recently that affected a bunch of store brands
DigitalSeahorse: ground meat?
ContingentCat: Ohh like the shark thing
BrowneePointz: Japan put fish in salt and let it kinda rot
MWGNZ: easy storage
DigitalSeahorse: so hamburger but with dirt
MousseFilledCat: nytimes and seriouseats both have good gravlax recipes
TehAmelie: we only had ice in the winter so stuff went bad
serramarkov: I get the smoked steelhead at Walmart, because it's the only place I can find it- and it doesn't make me stop breathing like salmon does!
DoodlestheGreat: You can build a smoker out of a cardboard box, a pie tin or cast iron frypan, and a hot plate.
Astramentha: oh noooooooooo
Strebenherz: it had WHAT?
DrakoniteDev: @BrowneePointz yeah, slightly disappointing but walmart has a better selection than most of my local grocery stores
ButButTheJesus: weaponized aged fish
Strebenherz: oh
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BrowneePointz: Not just that. Some of Walmart's brand stuff is like, actually good quality wise
Tempest2097: OHhhhhh NO
ButButTheJesus: noooo
spicyFerret_: Does that count as a bio weapon
ContingentCat: oh nooooo
Astramentha: D:
DrakoniteDev: agreed @BrowneePointz .
DigitalSeahorse:
MWGNZ:
xantos69: Anybody else remember that Did Not Work for Indy?
TehAmelie: they usually sell them already bulged. . .
BrowneePointz: @DrakoniteDev Yea I go to Sporked semi often and read their product reviews and there's been some surprising Walmart things that topped their lists I picked up
DigitalSeahorse:
that's a trophy rib cage, it's just grate!
ButButTheJesus: @DigitalSeahorse HA
BrowneePointz: Is there a technique to make like...a heart inside the ribcage?
Arclight_Dynamo: Having a bunch of "contractor quality" tools is very useful.
DigitalSeahorse: xD
DrakoniteDev: strongly recommend two sets of chisels: one that you baby and use for precision work, and a second, cheap set that you abuse the hell out of
emboar2235: the place i volunteer at has a bunch of owls
DoodlestheGreat: "I prepared this owl this morning and now it's ready to serve."
TehAmelie: but. . .who pumpkin?
ButButTheJesus: @DoodlestheGreat owl starts breakdancing
LordZarano: Will you be using an awl on the owl?
Astramentha: @browneepointz Could have left some flesh in a thinner layer for the heart, but it’s carved out now
TehAmelie: that may be a joke just for Alex
Astramentha: @browneepointz Basically you can do a lot by planning in advance to have different thicknesses to add depth
TehAmelie: first, we gotta invent unbreakable adamantium
RealGamerCow: the "slice a paper thin tomato slice without holding the tomato" display of sharpness impresses me
DrakoniteDev: That lotus cut is from a very old japanese folk story IIRC
Strebenherz: "Demonstration of cutting shiso leaves under water after sharpening the knife."
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Tempest2097: It's such a cool sequence.
Astramentha: XD
Tempest2097: Discworld absolutely slaps.
DoctorHutch: I sword sharp enough to cut a man's shadow from his shoes.
gibbousm: man, I should re-read Reaper Man. I rewatch The Hogfather pretty much every holiday season
BrowneePointz: yep! Planing competition with the longest thinnest pieces with the smallest microns
jessieimproved: I have a Japanese plane it's awesome
TheWanderingNomad:
Boooo
RealGamerCow: Do Alex and Ian know about the "cut things precisely in half" contests?
Driosenth: They don't actually cut, they just crush
RealGamerCow: cut wire once, get giant pits
ContingentCat: does that count as planned obscelessence
Arclight_Dynamo:
@ContingentCat *Planed obsolescence.
Astramentha: @contingentcat probably, yeah
VexedVivienne: Oh I think I've seen this video
Astramentha:
@arclight_dynamo 
Driosenth: 5 minutes after the first bolt and nut seized
CrossXhunteR: keeps all digits away during go time
RealGamerCow: That's like the bolt cutters I have that will cut through half-inch steel rods
BrowneePointz: Shaved pumpkin designs are a whole different thing
CrossXhunteR: i wonder if people top coat their carved pumpkins
SquareDotCube: wait, shouldn't the back be a spine?
BrowneePointz: mmmmmhm
TehAmelie: carving the pumpkin down to the bones, for authenticity
BrowneePointz: I think you can vaseline Jack o lanterns to make them last longer
DigitalSeahorse: xD
BrowneePointz: @CrossXhunteR so kind of
TehAmelie: vaseline eh? wet those bones
Juliamon: yeah, we always used vaseline on our pumpkins. it didn't stop the squirrels though.
LordZarano: !vaselineorbarcodealloneword
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Mazrae: I don't know why but the few TTSF streams that I catch seem to be very chill and I feel like I'm about to fall asleep with how calming they seem to be
Juliamon: That's the normal vibe honestly
Juliamon: it's a chill stream
TehAmelie: i started thinking, wax, but then i thought, candles will probably melt that
spethycakes:
DigitalSeahorse: love this song
DigitalSeahorse: it reminds me of Pictionary music
TehAmelie: but if you've got LED pumpkin lights, maybe you can wax them and make them last till christmas
DigitalSeahorse: (NES)
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TheAinMAP:
RealGamerCow: That looks so good
VexedVivienne: that's rad
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Juliamon: I love bone spiders
ohjanji:
Juliamon: I even have some bone frogs and a bone iguana
Alas_Babylon: So I was actually just listening to this in another window, I haven't looked at the video feed in awhile and that pumpkin looks *super* cool
DigitalSeahorse: the bone face hugger
TehAmelie: to be fair, if you had the choice of looking up an anatomical diagram of a spider for reference or make up stuff
RealGamerCow: Someone in my town keeps their 12 foot bone skeleton up all year. They have it hold a pride flag during June, which rocks.
Astramentha:
?
BusTed: Depending on how you consider candles
Juliamon: I always loved gnawing on the carved-out chunks. Tasty pumpkin noms.
niccus: i prefer carving boneless pumpkins
TehAmelie: all 12 foot skeletons just remind me of this video of a tiny girl who gets one delivered and decides it's her new dad
TehAmelie: "you've been replaced by the taller version" only with more baby language than that
BusTed:
Astramentha: @tehamelie omg XD
DigitalSeahorse:
CrossXhunteR: you ever see those videos where someone goes to poke a normal looking pumpkin, but it's completely rotted and their finger passes through too easily?
ohjanji: OMG UNDER A THOUSAND?? i'll take it
ButButTheJesus: oh like apartment space
Sliibee: Time to get another pumpkin fisting scar
Nigouki:
poor crab
Sliibee: don't look up delta p
Sliibee: even if you're not squeamish
Sliibee: it will make you so
Too_Many_Knives: That poor crab
Strebenherz: OH RIGHT NOPE
Nigouki: delta = difference P = usually used for pressure
BrowneePointz: I've seen the Crab video
CrossXhunteR: if you need to vomit for whatever reason...
xantos69: Alex MEANS that crap
DigitalSeahorse: it is NOT a challenge
jessieimproved: bad things have happened y'all
Too_Many_Knives: Ending of Alien Resurrection too
DigitalSeahorse: this is why it's not a good idea to have sex under water
BrowneePointz: Well, water is....resistant to being compressable
Pheonix888: a teeny bit, very deep
HorusFive: Basically uncompressable
Sliibee: Delta Pee
Master_Gunner: I think the water in the deepest part of the ocean is compressed by like 10%.
ghyllnox:
"It becomes very angry"
CrossXhunteR: cause oil is awesome
Too_Many_Knives: Lubricates and doesn't rust
xantos69: Well we say "Can't" be compressed. I mean. It can, but not usually in ways that are meaningful most of the time.
RealGamerCow: also, PV=nRT
DoodlestheGreat: Because oil is denser, the equipment needed is smaller.
SquareDotCube: water is the weirdo molecule that's everywhere
Blip2004: oil doesn't boil as easily as well since hydrolics gets very hot
Going_Medium: also boiling and freezing points
Nigouki: also temperature considerations
DigitalSeahorse: doesn't evaporate as much
RealGamerCow: so that you know what is leaking, and where.
Nigouki: you don't want steam in your hydraulics
BrowneePointz: Water is also the weirdo molecule that is like...one of the most useful things in the universe we've found. and not just from a survival standpoint
TehAmelie: what if we insulated the hydraulic tubes with WD-40 and filled them with water
Driosenth: The only real downside to common hydraulic oils to water is the heat transfer capacity, but that can be overcome with more flow.
CrossXhunteR: and dreams. can't forget the dreams
BrowneePointz: it's like a reverse "make your own dice" paper cube
CrossXhunteR: that dude got paid
SquareDotCube:
it's colored tide pod juice! 
Master_Gunner: yeah, some oils and fuels are coloured so you know which is which at a glance.
Driosenth: UV reactive, and if you have many different fluid lines, good to know which is which
PigmyWurm: Its like how in kitchens they use blue bandages
Sliibee: usually the liquids that melt you instantly probably also can't be dyed easily
BrowneePointz: Like that poor idiot that ignored boundary lines at Yellowstone and fell into a hot spring
Sliibee: Since they will also react with the dye
Too_Many_Knives: Monomethyl Hydrazine is hypergolic yes
Arclight_Dynamo: If you can smell hydrazine, that's a lethal exposure.
Tempest2097: Hot glass being the same color as cold glass is also a laboratory problem
DoctorHutch: HF and water puddles looking the same is something you tell everyone about the first day in the clean room
SquareDotCube: red is transmission fluid, green is antifreeze, black is used oil...
DigitalSeahorse: if it's not glowing red it's hard to tell
DigitalSeahorse: eep
omdorastrix: Similar to blacksmithing - 200C steel looks like 20C steel - it stops glowing around that temperature.
DigitalSeahorse: yikes
CrossXhunteR: i saw a natural gas powered step van the other day. didnt realize they did that
roastbeefsandwitch: Hot glass being important for cooking (and cleanup from cooking) also. Not making that mistake again.
Going_Medium: Did you know that vultures like natural gas, and will gather around gas leaks.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @Arclight_Dynamo Phosgene, too.
SquareDotCube: @Going_Medium thermal updrafts
Tempest2097: @Going_Medium Given that hydrogen sulfide is released as a decay gas, it doesn't surprise me
Tempest2097: Vultures have incredible senses of smell
Sliibee: Gotta love the pink diesel. Alex, Ian, and Paul, do you all know about Edison Motors?
Tempest2097: And the dye REALLY sticks around in an engine.
Arclight_Dynamo: Revenge proposal: Put dye in someone's car gas tank, call the authorities to report him.
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
Blip2004: purple gas/diesel is still a thing in Alberta. And they usually find where the fuel is coming from before they find who is using it for non farming
Master_Gunner: different grades of avgas are also dyed differently (so you don't put it in the wrong plane)
DoctorHutch: Can we turn down Ian's mic while he scraps?
Sliibee: They get around the coloured fuel thing by using the diesel in a generator that powers a bank of electric batteries to run an electric motor in his logging trucks
CrossXhunteR: did he store the gas in trash bins?
DigitalSeahorse: that sounds like a no bwaino
Sliibee: It's happening out of BC too
TheMerricat: "Color Farm fuel is often dyed red to indicate it's off-road diesel, which is tax-free. You can use a flashlight to look for the red dye in the gas tank, or lower a test strip into the tank to detect even diluted fuel. Tax authorities can also use a black light to detect any remaining dye in the fuel or in key areas of the engine compartment."
Strebenherz: what
Driosenth: When the dye is filtered out, Is it also cleaner than regular red diesel? Cause man that stuff can get nasty straight from the trunk
Tempest2097: Yeah it's all photoshopped but it's really funny
klace26: gotta stir the stew
Tempest2097: Fucking WHAT
PharaohBender27: Oh geez
TheAinMAP:
ButButTheJesus: SURE
Too_Many_Knives: In Soviet Russia, detector fires you
ohjanji: smoke detectors that continually sound off unless there is smoke present
Sliibee: We love old soviet smoke detectors
Going_Medium: I think they all used to?
Pathfinder430: I believe the most recent 'development' is that his wife texted him recently and said she wanted half the stew in their divorce
Sliibee: the go in The Big Stew
Driosenth: You can join the IPPu club
CrossXhunteR: just a nice higher-than-normal amount of background radiation
LoadingReadyRun: pulled down Ian's mic a bit while he is scraping
DigitalSeahorse: I still can't get over using lithium batteries just to make them last longer instead of sticking with something less explosive
qcanoe: Are those the ones that boy scout tried to make a nuclear reactor from?
Too_Many_Knives: Isn't Pu pyrophoric?
Spanked42: Oh god, could you imagine the nuclear boy scout with plutonium?
DigitalSeahorse: at high temperatures*
Tempest2097: It's very radioactive, highly nasty, AND POISONOUS because it's not naturally occurring and evolution has no chemical defenses against it.
SquareDotCube: FOOF: Just. Don't even.
roastbeefsandwitch: I really enjoy Alex's weird deep dives in strange science and history. Like nuclear powered radios in Soviet Russia.
Tempest2097: Legit, your body has ways of processing uranium. It has ZERO defenses against plutonium
PigmyWurm: Ian if you can make it your self the IAEA is probably going to get involved.
Astramentha: whomst among us hasn’t gotten bored and spontaneously combusted
CrossXhunteR: very hard to select for resistance
Master_Gunner: @Arclight_Dynamo plsno
Too_Many_Knives: Stuxnet says hi
ohjanji: @Too_Many_Knives THIS is a good joke
Sliibee: Oh I hate having hexes of fluorides
Arclight_Dynamo:
@Too_Many_Knives Bravo.
Too_Many_Knives: :bow:
Mai_Andra: oh-ee-ay ♫
CrossXhunteR: spin too fast or spin too slow?
ArdCollider: enriching uranium: a thing you can do in Minecraft but should not do "in Minecraft"
ohjanji: @CrossXhunteR oscillated it
Simonark: Look, everyone, there's no need to fall into shameful stereotypes. The whole world thinks Canadians can't carve pumpkins without talking about Stuxnet, every single time, and I'm tired of being made fun of over it.
RealGamerCow: And the method of delivery was USB drives largely.
Arclight_Dynamo: I also love how they infected these machines.
ohjanji: it's the first major use of a virus to affect physical objects
Arclight_Dynamo: @RealGamerCow Yep, that!
Blip2004: it looked for the PLC controllers
Too_Many_Knives: Siemens IIRC
ButButTheJesus: ha
ButButTheJesus: love it
omdorastrix: Pizza places ALWAYS know where things are
Astramentha: XD
Pathfinder430: Oh, that one was recent, like a month ago
RealGamerCow: I do physical USB security testing every year. It surprises me how many get plugged in. "Payroll" is usually the one that gets plugged in the most
CrossXhunteR: pentagon getting extra food delivered during operations
epsilon_vee: oh the starlink node
Tempest2097: Oh that works, it 100% will create an artificial traffic jam
TheMerricat: Was it the captain or just a crew member?
DigitalSeahorse:
Arclight_Dynamo: The Diefenbunker was revealed because a reporter counted too many toilets being delivered for what the army said they were building.
Pathfinder430: The headline on Ars Technica was "After seeing Wi-Fi network named “STINKY,” Navy found hidden Starlink dish on US warship "
niccus: uh oh! stinky!
CrossXhunteR: y'all remember scantrons
DoctorHutch: Never got rid of them
Tempest2097: I've also heard that they're secretly including white text that tells a prompt to include a Frankenstein reference in a paper.
ohjanji: @CrossXhunteR i hated those stupid strips of life-altering rectangles
Too_Many_Knives: When I was at uni we had rooms and rooms of thin clients
TehAmelie: take the test inside aFaraday cage
CrossXhunteR: do either of the gentlemen at the table currently own a typewriter?
Tempest2097: Humans can't see the white text, and the AI can
Master_Gunner: I remember doing Computer Science exams writing code with pen & paper. It was fine.
Too_Many_Knives: Would be trivial to use a thin client lab for this idea
PigmyWurm: As someone who has a learning disability in Writing I took many tests on computers with the internet disconnected.
Arclight_Dynamo: In law school, they made people write exams on a DOS program from 1993. This was 2011. I chose pen and paper.
DigitalSeahorse:
Adobe
CrossXhunteR: yes
Astramentha: yes
ohjanji: i thought those lights came from the data getting slinged around inside
Simonark: As one of the VERY last batch of kids taught to use typewriters? Even, the genuinely top of the line ones right before the desktop computer was everywhere? I don't think people would even see a typewriter as doing anything compared to the worst computers available.
MousseFilledCat: A history prof friend of mine has a standard response to send when a paper has been written by ChatGPT. Because they don’t deserve a personal response.
RealGamerCow: @Arclight_Dynamo I learned Fortran72 in 1994. Not very useful either
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Too_Many_Knives: @MousseFilledCat I like the cut of their jib
TehAmelie: today some cryptobros bought a big share in bluesky, speaking of technological advances
ArdCollider: I used to do my stats homework in Word with Equation Editor and my prof was like "no you have to prove to me that you're not buying homework" and I'm like "uh, I'm 30 and have credits in engineering textbooks for copyedits, but sure"
Arclight_Dynamo: @RealGamerCow Oof.
Driosenth: No more baking of the performers
CrossXhunteR: i know it didnt happen, but i feel like lights changed over night. twice.
DoctorHutch: We used to make grilled cheese on 6 of them
MousseFilledCat: Also, dammit, I hate that this is what ml is being known for when I work in a lab where they are doing great work with ml models identifying cancer
Too_Many_Knives: @MousseFilledCat LLMs eclipsing the entire ML sphere is a problem for sure.
ArdCollider: @MousseFilledCat dude this, so much this, people keep looking at me all "if only we used AI for medicine" and I'm like "do you want! to see! the whole exome summary report! about me! from a lab!"
CrossXhunteR: do they still use gel packs for colored lighting
Tempest2097: Machine learning is great, LLM's can eat a fuck
Arclight_Dynamo: ^
DrakoniteDev: film uses a lot of non-LED for specific color reproductioin
Tempest2097: We have like, a dozen novel antibiotics completely unknown to science thanks to machine learning.
DigitalSeahorse:
MousseFilledCat: I do like llms for writing some things. I’d rather have it write my makefiles
Tempest2097: Just fed the algorithm a bunch of antibiotics and went "go look for stuff like this"
Too_Many_Knives: Also ML protein modelling just won a Nobel
MousseFilledCat: because c++ is my enemy
TehAmelie: back in my day a weak lightbulb would use more watts than my massive television does today
CrossXhunteR: i bet those were hot
DoctorHutch: Don't wanna make a big inductor
DigitalSeahorse:
Too_Many_Knives: I gotta imagine doing production in small spaces got a whole lot easier with lights running much cooler
Cptasparagus: Alex, you can't have topless pumpkins on twitch
LoadingReadyRun: Yup
Juliamon: in BR? I'd believe it
Too_Many_Knives: Don't appliances in the UK ship with bare wires and you're just expected to put a plug on yourself?
DigitalSeahorse:
that pumpkin behind Alex is judging his new ribcage
DoodlestheGreat: It's true. I watch some Brazilian streamers and they'd show me some of the wiring they have and I just... GAPED at the bare wire & glass insulator setups.
TehAmelie: did anyone ever try out a 100+ watt bulb in a basic fixture at home and experience true brightness for once in the 1990s, for one second before tripping a circuit breaker?
BusTed:
DigitalSeahorse: eep
Astramentha: D:
DigitalSeahorse: they're surprisingly fragile
Driosenth: just don't tap the disc
DoctorHutch: Zap
DigitalSeahorse:
BusTed: Unsettling
LoadingReadyRun: according to my HR Giger Counter there's a new Alien movie in production!
DoodlestheGreat: @LoadingReadyRun Oh you...
DigitalSeahorse: POP
TehAmelie: Giger counters have stayed at a surprisingly stable rate since his death eh
MousseFilledCat: not good, but not horrible
DigitalSeahorse: neat
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hey Juliamon
Travilogue: So like a cloaca.
Izandai: WOW rude
OhaiMireiya: lol
APODionysus: we were discussing Best of Both Worlds
APODionysus: the average opinion is that it was very very good
TheMerricat: Wiggins was sick and had to call stream early chat, send "feel better" thoughts his way.
TheAinMAP:
omnilord: nuclear waste is the basis for the traveling wave reactor technology
DrakoniteDev: there are uranium recycling facilities. IRC france recycles quite a bit
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ArdCollider:
you and wedge_x need to go drinking again, Alex.
Master_Gunner: There's a fun video out there of the British ramming a train into a containment cask (as a test).
RealGamerCow: And now corporations own nuclear power plants to run their AI machines!
Arclight_Dynamo: Hey, uranium burns, right? Why don't we just throw spent nuclear fuel into coal plants? Great way to get a bit more energy out of it.
PigmyWurm: With this talk of nuclear stuff you need to have Kyle Hill on a PPR one of these days.
DrakoniteDev: some day I want to take a Geiger counter to the neighborhood I grew up in. a few years ago I learned it is a superfund site, with no official explanation... but there is a runway nearby that was built for "long range heavy payload" bombers
Tempest2097: METERS?!
Strebenherz: WHAT
Sevinon: Wow
MousseFilledCat: how did the workers get in and out safely?
Blip2004: as long as they can get the companies that run them to do proper maintenance they work great
Izandai: *stretches out tape measure* That's quite big.
CrossXhunteR: those Vogle plants down in the southeast US took forever to finish being built
wedge_x: a little bit of the old in-and-out
Strebenherz: @MousseFilledCat Yes, THAT, how?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: wait, people kept working in Chernobyl?
Travilogue: Long, long, rooooood
DigitalSeahorse:
SquareDotCube: Ah yes, the top, where nothing but GRAVITY held it down.
TheAinMAP:
Tempest2097: That is so cool.
Too_Many_Knives: Wow.
CrossXhunteR: still 5.5 meters long
thedepthandbreadthofseth: 18 feet?
DandyGeek: Alex, don’t they have illustrations/video of that train on youtube somewhere?
CrossXhunteR: do you want to make a new sun?
Arclight_Dynamo: I know what Ian is talking about. hold on.
Tempest2097: Oklo was the only discovered natural nuclear reactor
ProcyonFlynn:
And if it doesn't work - Build your own Volcano
Tempest2097: It operated longer than human history.
Master_Gunner: Well, not Oklo
DoctorHutch: I recommend the book "Command and Control"
DigitalSeahorse:
ArdCollider: also Restricted Data by Alex Wellerstein! it's about nuclear secrecy.
Tempest2097: It's in Gabon
Ed25519: you know what they call an unplanned uncontrolled nuclear reaction? .... an "excursion"... like going on a trip!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: centrifuge time!
TehAmelie: i find it funny there is no primordial lead, it's all exhausted uranium
Arclight_Dynamo:
Ian was referring to Deep Borehole Pressurized Water Reactors. You dig a hole and put a reactor at the bottom. Then you fill it with water. The pressure at the bottom is enough to run the reactor. https://i.imgur.com/Guv1A6d.png
TehAmelie: uranium rendered inert, still a deadly heavy metal. . .
Driosenth: Humanity came along at a very weird geological time, any earlier and we would have a lot more U235 in the earth
ProcyonFlynn: "Either the test is wrong, your science is about to get exciting"
Too_Many_Knives: Oklo needed groundwater as a moderator too right, so it wasn't always going
Driosenth: any later and we wouldn't have enough to enrich
ButButTheJesus: I'm not saying it was aliens... dot jpg
Strebenherz: Oh right, this!
Tempest2097: 1.7-1.8 Billion years.
niccus: i believe uranium is part of the bucket of heavy elements that now is believed not to come from supernovae, but neutron star collision shrapnel
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @TehAmelie stars won't make lead? I mean, the answer is probably one in a trillion versus one in a septillion or something.
TehAmelie: no stars we know, i guess
Tempest2097: It basically would heat up for a half hour, form a geyser, water would flow back, and it would heat up for a half hour
DigitalSeahorse: geology is coooooool when it's not hooooot
DigitalSeahorse: LOL
Too_Many_Knives: For many definitions of "hot"
Arclight_Dynamo: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Stars won't, no.
CrossXhunteR: onsen episode, to follow the beach episode
PigmyWurm: I think it was all underground
Tempest2097: Also this is pre-dinosaurs.
DigitalSeahorse: well swimming in the water was probably safeish
Sevinon: Part of Baru Cormorant is about that
Tempest2097: This reactor was active before The CAMBRIAN
DigitalSeahorse: not too close to the uranium part
RealGamerCow: He's caught the Uranium Flu
Tempest2097: Older than Anomalocaris
Strebenherz: OH NO
DeM0nFiRe:
wedge_x: wow sick concrete spikes bro
Driosenth: Lets go to the center!
ButButTheJesus: wow this stuff boils water! I'm keeping this!
Strebenherz: Given current culture, that's totally going to happen
Driosenth: It's KILLER
dm818: I like the idea of "this is not a place of honor" becoming a common "curse" in tombs.
Too_Many_Knives: Didn't they settle on "completely unmarked and unremarkable"?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @TehAmelie I know that like our sun will never make anything heavier than iron... except for like a 1/10^21 chance a fusion chain making one gold atom.
TehAmelie: funky
Mai_Andra: how long did it take for words that mean "bad" to actually mean "good"?
Master_Gunner: I like the Finnish solution - bury it *really* deep, backfill with concrete, and then forget about it. Super stable ground so it will never leak, and by the time a civilization has the industrial equipment to get to it - well they can probably deal with it.
Arclight_Dynamo: If we ever build a repository that is Not a Place of Honour, it would last six months before some YouTube chud broke in for views.
DigitalSeahorse:
Blip2004: just cover the hole with a mountain of skeletons so that no one wants to dig into it
DrakoniteDev: @Too_Many_Knives the best idea any have had is completely unmarked, buried deep below an unremarkable field
Nigouki: It's Miya-chan's darkest thoughts, so not what you usually expect from him
Sevinon: @Blip2004 Ah yes, because we never dig up tombs
Blip2004: @Sevinon tombs yes, valley/lake of bones nope
Too_Many_Knives: @DrakoniteDev "We're doing nothing. It's the best idea we've had." (:
CrossXhunteR: dunbine preempted eva, right?
Nigouki: That shot is from the documentary The Kingdom of Dreams and Madness and EVERYONE should watch it
Nigouki: and yeah Anno is a top tier effects animator
CrossXhunteR: of the Itano circus
CrossXhunteR: and it's awesome
SnackPak_: rad
ButButTheJesus: fuckin A
TehAmelie: from an action standpoint, the battle with the d8 angel melting the mountains with its death beam is my favorite part of Eva
DigitalSeahorse:
CrossXhunteR: man knew what he wanted
Tempest2097: Dang that's dedication
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
Izandai: Tom Scott
NotCainNorAbel: Tom Scott did
DrakoniteDev: you get pretty screwed up for a bit if you black out completely from Gs
wedge_x: the Blue Angels and Thunderbirds take up press all the time; my Brother's flown with the Blue Angels
DigitalSeahorse: Otaku Jeff owns some non-zero amount of nukes doesn't he?
TehAmelie: thinking of the story of Neil Armstrong on one of his first space flights, getting into a spin where he lost track of Earth and blacked out and then straightened himself out while unconscious
asddsa28: yup
DigitalSeahorse: true
DigitalSeahorse: it's a stimulant!
maybe_games: nicotine is a stimulant, it can make one feel good or cope with a discomfort
CrossXhunteR: remember kids, smoke.
maybe_games: but no, it does not reduce anxiety
DiscordianTokkan: Those Pumpribs look GREAT
CrossXhunteR: that will be it for me this evening. good luck on the pumpkins
DigitalSeahorse: don't huff the pumpkin smokes
Sevinon: night everyone
TehAmelie: listen to REM: try not to breathe
ButButTheJesus: happy I tuned in for nuke talk
PharaohBender27: @CrossXhunteR NGL, never once smoked tobacco, twice smoked weed and decided it wasn't my jam, but because of the soundboard employed during the Watch+Play episode "Spud!," I will be in the shower and at least mentally remixing "Smoke Weed Everyday"
TehAmelie: i smoked the baccy for one week once when i was going a lot of partying. then i could literally feel the addiction growing so i quit
DigitalSeahorse:
chillin to the underwater vibe of that last song
ohjanji: @TehAmelie good for you for getting out!
DigitalSeahorse: this one is more for when you need to get something done or you're playing a final boss
DigitalSeahorse: made myself think back to Homestuck
DoodlestheGreat: Atmosfear for Halloween... Seems legit.
DigitalSeahorse: Homestuck inspired music is good too
RealGamerCow: Ok so how is "UFO 50" tied into "Is this your card?"
TehAmelie: i mean it's so strong, how does it not scare more people
Juliamon: One of the 50 is a card game
spethycakes: @RealGamerCow FIFTY games!
Juliamon: and apparently quite a competent one at that
spethycakes: that's two away from being a full deck
RealGamerCow: ah, got it.
DigitalSeahorse: Alex is sorting his gutts?
TheAinMAP:
DigitalSeahorse: guts*
DigitalSeahorse: saving the seeds
Too_Many_Knives: Roasted pumpkin seeds are nice
ButButTheJesus:
Too_Many_Knives: Enrich a salad
DigitalSeahorse: xD
DigitalSeahorse: HAHHAHHA
iris_of_ether: Mmmmmm
TehAmelie: enrich the seed to empower the emperor's soldiers
PharaohBender27:
ButButTheJesus: how radioactive are pumpkin seeds
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
PharaohBender27: Oooohj
goombalax: maybe twist them into ropes
ghyllnox: Are we doing pumpkin transplants?
ButButTheJesus: matted
DigitalSeahorse: put it on Ian's head?
iris_of_ether: Pumpkin merkin?
DigitalSeahorse: no don't
MousseFilledCat: it looks like a mutated face hugger
TehAmelie: it looks like a flayed doll
DigitalSeahorse: make the face hugger wings!
RealGamerCow: shoulder blades?
Chesul: Those pieces could make good shoulderblades Alex.
ContingentCat: Roasted pumpkin seeds are so good
Arclight_Dynamo: Pumpkin seed tip: Boil them in salt water before roasting. It makes the shells softer and easier to eat.
NotCainNorAbel: but if you take the shells off how will I scrape my insides clean?
DigitalSeahorse: le salad
DigitalSeahorse: xD
TehAmelie: what is the thing with corn? you have to boil it in salt water or something to release any nutrition
patrick_stonecrusher: Lye. Its nixamatized corn, or masa
Ed25519: how to make chicken broth: first, boil six chickens.
DigitalSeahorse: cooking with ramen noodles with that lady
BusTed: been there
Nigouki: INSERT NUTRIENTS
shurtal: substitute spoon with celery
DoodlestheGreat: YES! The Sad Bastard cookbook. It's free on itch.io!
Driosenth: buy this artisanal spoon to eat the organic peanut butter
RealGamerCow: Yan rules
DigitalSeahorse: WOK with YAN!
SnackPak_:
Yan
goombalax: James Barber was a huge inspiriation for me becoming a chef
DigitalSeahorse: I loved his WOK jokes
patrick_stonecrusher: Dissect a chicken
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SquareDotCube: While rotating doesn't work in real life,a lasagna is easier than you think
DigitalSeahorse: fuck around, find out
Too_Many_Knives: "Take chances; make mistakes; get messy!"
Going_Medium: Sucking at something is the first step to being kinda good at something.
ContingentCat: Learning how to deal with screwing up is extremely underrated
goombalax: Trust The Process
DigitalSeahorse: that's me every time I do a Desert Bus craft
ContingentCat: Or the point when you have to accept the initial goal won't happen, but that doesn't mean it will become trash
DigitalSeahorse: it looks like ass until it looks kinda rad
DrakoniteDev: an entire era of TV shows and such were built on pretending things worked on the first try, and thus shamed people for making mistakes. that is why I so much enjoy videos where people show stuff going wrong and working to fix it
DigitalSeahorse:
Mazrae: So, do things within reason
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ohjanji: OH HOW THE TURNTABLES
DeM0nFiRe: So hbomberguy videos then lol
TehAmelie: the author of Quantum Documentary says?
ContingentCat: it's been a while since I've seen Exit Through the Giftshop
Chesul: that's fair, I personally have a preference for quantum documentaries.
Telnaior:
DigitalSeahorse: that poor man, I sympathize with the footage hoarding
Juliamon: I still quote horse_ebooks on a regular basis
DigitalSeahorse: nightbot maybe
Arclight_Dynamo: Riker Googling
Astramentha: god, I miss our Twitter prophets
LordZarano: That's what the musical The Assassins is about right? Using all the musical tropes about believing in yourself and following your dreams, but applying it to people like Lee Harvey Oswald
iris_of_ether: Wasn't it proven that horse_ebooks was actually a person?
TehAmelie: he's real, he wrote a book and all
Arclight_Dynamo: @iris_of_ether Yep. It's not a bot.
ghyllnox: *purportedly full
Nigouki: dril being the first AI would be hilarious because there's actual intelligence evident in that madness and depravity
ButButTheJesus: praise CUBE
iris_of_ether:
DigitalSeahorse: braise CUDE
shurtal: OBLATE SPHEROID
ContingentCat:
Arclight_Dynamo: I kind of want to do a 3D shapes-based movie marathon. Cube. Sphere. ...that's it, huh?
TehAmelie: i'm pretty happy with Cube^3: Metacube, a movie that broke into the real world and caused a worldwide conflict with higher dimensional monsters in a dream i had once
DoodlestheGreat: Would these flashbacks involve a certain elf?
thesurfaceofthemoon: We gotta remember that children are also online and often indistinguishable from other accounts.
Astramentha: @arclight_dynamo There’s probably a movie called Pyramid?
Arclight_Dynamo: @Astramentha Ooh...
Juliamon: thesurfaceofthemoon My mom does the same thing though
Arclight_Dynamo: Looking at YOU, Lost/Heroes/Battlestar Galactica.
Juliamon: she won't go to movies because she needs to be able to ask someone what just happened
thesurfaceofthemoon: @Juliamon Yeah, I know adults who are like that as well. What I was meaning is just as to reacting to a specific post by an unknown human we don't know their circumstances.
ohjanji: all of them
TehAmelie: the domino meme forms: starting with Lost, ending with Nolan's Batman movies spending half their time commenting on themselves to ensure the audience doesn't miss any part of what they're doing
ContingentCat: Lost is why I'm more accepting of shows finishing when they're ready not getting drawn out because it's been good
KeytarCat: REeading the book will do it for you
Juliamon: Lying for engagement
fastlane250: rage-baiting for engagement sucks
PigmyWurm: That said their is also explicitly absurdist media where questions of "how" are pointless. In my highschool English class I has a classmate who was very upset that The Metamorphosis didn't say how he turned into a bug.
KeytarCat: And that's not a "Go ReAd ThE BoOk", it's actually more fleshed out as a "You aren't supposed to know this or be comfortable with it"
DigitalSeahorse: Alex, you have seeds stuck to your elbow
Arclight_Dynamo: See also people who got *real* mad at Inception and at The Green Knight for having ambiguity.
patrick_stonecrusher: What if you empathized with the androids from Blade Runner?
RealGamerCow: BRB making a reaction of a reaction of a reaction video
ContingentCat: I've started assuming those people who are so obviously stupid have a humiliation kink an don't want to support that.
asddsa28: twitter was never a thing for me b/c most people taking there needed to be someone to get noticed or have a bad take
PharaohBender27: I watched a lot of Lost, other than the first couple episodes, as binging during grad school, and watched the finale. And honestly, I appreciated the finale in the context I was in, namely "How does this story end for *the characters*?" And I've seen a YT video that kind of had the same attitude I did, "Look, some of the 'mysteries' weren't solved, but that wasn't really the point"
DrakoniteDev: I hate the trend of youtubers intentionally triggering their audience to trick them in to leaving comments
Master_Gunner: The number of things that I first see by people being mad at people being mad at people being mad at people about thing.
DigitalSeahorse:
PigmyWurm: That really is the difference between the old IRC and Forum days. People on line getting in stupid arguments has a long history, but exploiting and provoking it for money is different.
NotCainNorAbel: Never argue with an idiot, people won't know the difference
DigitalSeahorse:
ContingentCat: @DrakoniteDev yeah I find it so disrespectful of your audience I leave them immediately
wedge_x: your home timeline is linear
fastlane250: oh dear
patrick_stonecrusher: Alex your elbow! Alex!
DoodlestheGreat: EEk
wedge_x: and teh block function is exquisite
DigitalSeahorse:
oh great
Arclight_Dynamo: I prefer Mastodon, but Bluesky is where people are. And that's the value proposition for a social network.
TehAmelie: it's built on the same principles, by the same people, and going the same direction twitter did. it's just a matter of time. . .
PharaohBender27: I did make a Bluesky account recently because the main reason I've not deleted my Twitter account was to Kathleen's posts, and she's on Bluesky
Too_Many_Knives: Frizzle
ButButTheJesus: hwat
ContingentCat: Mrs. Frizzle
DigitalSeahorse: xD
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DoodlestheGreat: There's a nice browser extension called Sky Follower Bridge that helps people transition off Twit-ler.
ContingentCat: the lorum iplusm of data
PharaohBender27:
ArcOfTheConclave: the students from the magic schoolbus
iris_of_ether:
RealGamerCow: My team uses simpsons characters for test users. We make Ralph Wiggum do dumb stuff
spicyFerret_: Not throckmorton?
niccus: people are all about orb pondering
NotCainNorAbel:
500
iris_of_ether: Magician's Brick is *great*
SquareDotCube: don't forget to add Mavis Beacon to that list, Ian
DigitalSeahorse: ELBOW seeds
LoadingReadyRun: Even if it will inevitably go to poop, at least folks can enjoy Bluesky while it lasts
DoodlestheGreat: Cam is the man.
ContingentCat: true
TheAinMAP:
Greyah: When I volunteered at the library a few years ago I took great joy in redirecting kids from the terf wizardry to Animorphs.
Too_Many_Knives: Let's get lit
DigitalSeahorse: LOL
Lysander_salamander: nice
DigitalSeahorse: thanks, Paul
fastlane250: serious case of Seed Elbow
SquareDotCube: pumpkin pox
ContingentCat: thankyou paul
fastlane250: at least it's not relish foot
DigitalSeahorse: wooooo
iris_of_ether: Suddenly clickbait elbow
DigitalSeahorse: those look RAD
ButButTheJesus: hootie!
Astramentha: oooooooooo
DigitalSeahorse:
DoctorHutch: Point Alex's straight upward
phoenixfeather14: Hootie looks great!
RealGamerCow: very good owl
TheAinMAP:
ContingentCat: those eyes are nice and bright
TehAmelie: we can call it the Who Pumpkin?
DrakoniteDev: *clap clap*
niccus: make a paper cutout of a heart
DeM0nFiRe: Those are some nice pumpkins
TehAmelie: overnight, a dirty elbow fetish sweeps the internet
Too_Many_Knives: Both rocked it
ArdCollider: ggs
Lysander_salamander: heck yeah good designs
Riandisa: those are both amazing
spethycakes:
PharaohBender27: IAN That is a work of art!
LordZarano: Very well awled owl
Too_Many_Knives: It's gonna collapse!
iris_of_ether: There were old "doctors hate this" that had gross elbows with seeds embedded in them
ButButTheJesus: yaaaassss
DigitalSeahorse:
DigitalSeahorse: that's good
Texan_Reverend: These both turned out fantastically.
AegeusEvander: that owl has got some bones on him
Ballistic_Meatball: Hootie, what happened to you're ribcage?
ohjanji: NICE
phoenixfeather14: Yeah, both pumpkins look great!
Going_Medium: Nice work!
patrick_stonecrusher: Have the video thumbnail be Alex's elbow red circled with a arrow
TehAmelie: challenge for next year: invent a pumpkin skeleton
ContingentCat: @AegeusEvander they do tend to yeah
DigitalSeahorse: it could also be one of those ancient bugs
ContingentCat: bus is coming
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Texan_Reverend: !patreon
Too_Many_Knives: !desertbus
TehAmelie: thanks for the stream!
DrakoniteDev:
Astramentha: except that one time
DigitalSeahorse:
Texan_Reverend: !schedule
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TheAinMAP:
PharaohBender27:
Astramentha:
🐻
Astramentha: THRINK
Too_Many_Knives: I look forward to listening to it when it lands on the podcast feed.
kimmiekoneko: that's the cast of the alternate moonbase
iris_of_ether: Yay NaDtThrink!
Chesul: just finished rewatching the memorium of season 2 today.
Lysander_salamander: neat
ContingentCat: Yay! New vampire stories!
TheAinMAP: !venga
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Lysander_salamander: Maybe a fan-made video?
Chesul: There needs to be at least one per year made now.
HorusFive: ATMOSFEAR DLC?
kimmiekoneko: another ppr already??
DigitalSeahorse: it's been a HOOT
Riandisa: Thanks for the great stream!
Juliamon: PAUL.
TheAinMAP:
Redbassist:
ContingentCat:
Travilogue:
TheAinMAP:
ohjanji:
DeM0nFiRe:
calculated_uncertainties:
1000
DigitalSeahorse:
Astramentha:
iarethel0ser:
KWardJenx: Thank you so much for the stream!
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
Too_Many_Knives: G'night
DeM0nFiRe:
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spethycakes:
Thank you for stream!
Redbassist:
lamina5432: gnight
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
ContingentCat:
Thanks Ian Alex and Paul
DigitalSeahorse: seeing that ribcage in the dark seems even spookier
DoodlestheGreat: tank u 4 strem
DigitalSeahorse: !alex
DigitalSeahorse: go read Spaceshipping if you like sexy scifi
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