Bonus || LumBEARjack

SaxPython: What's good pre-game chat? What's your favorite wood cutting tool and why is it the crosscut saw
 accountmadeforants: How dare, it's obviously the jigsaw.
KeytarCat: I find axes extremely satisfying
KeytarCat: process over product
 baltimore_667083: that's an odd way to spell chainsaw
 baltimore_667083: 
SaxPython: @keytarcat  see this is why I'm team crosscut
 accountmadeforants: And in looking up the right word for jigsaw in English, I found out about the concept of a "treadle" mechanism: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treadle
 accountmadeforants: Which is derived from "to tread"
 accountmadeforants: And frankly that's great
 accountmadeforants: I hope there are kickle and punchle and grable mechanisms, too
 baltimore_667083: i can't hear treadle without immediately expecting monty python's spanish inquisition to jumpscare me 
SaxPython:   
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 accountmadeforants: And I now roughly understand what a crossbeam going askew on a treadle might mean, fascinating.
 RockPusher:   
 nevermore913: Be bear chop down trees?
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 baltimore_667083: !sir
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 SFSMaus: Be bear, punch many bears.
 SFSMaus: Many bears punched.
 shurtal: i wonder if this is a sequel to Enviro-Bear 2000?
kusinohki: meows
 shurtal: !bear
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 SFSMaus: I'm a Lumber-bear and I'm...ok.
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kusinohki: I assume this is a hybernating bear snoring, but part of my brain thinks it's paul falling asleep with a live mic...
 WriterRaven flops into chat and doesn't move for a while
 nevermore913: What is Paul if not a human shaped bear
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 lirazel64: ASMR snores...
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 SFSMaus: Sounds like a Beej snoring.
kusinohki: ba doob bee do bop
 baltimore_667083: the time has come
 baltimore_667083: @kusinohki speak of the devil!
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 MurphEP: Paul, you're on stream
 baltimore_667083: hi paul!
 LeeshaJoy: somebody was looking at chat
 Phailhammer: 
 nevermore913: Hi Paul and Heather
kusinohki: alan wake up call!
 aitsu100: all amgic is contained in Vegas for the week
 Xafty puts away the deck of playing cards
kusinohki: magic outlaw - new from ubisoft
 nevermore913: Magical bear transformation?
 RatherLargeToad: could be the Charmin bears.  Friday Night Toilet Paper Fight
 aitsu100: that goose did nothing too wrong
  mtvcdm: 3 minute games wow
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 KaleidoscopeMind: actually a square number!
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 nevermore913: Be heather do crimes
 LeeshaJoy: It is a beautiful day in not!Vegas and you are a horrible bear
 SFSMaus: We Didn't Playtest This Either has entered the chat.
 KaleidoscopeMind: or a wheel of cheese
 aitsu100: love BG3
 aitsu100: there is a cheese mod for MC
 WriterRaven: I never finished BG3... wanna get back onto it sometime.
 nevermore913: Whose mozzarella?
 aitsu100: Halsin
kusinohki: make the game too cheesy and it becomes a parody
 Marvoleath: Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am I to dis a brie?
 accountmadeforants: Will and Gale only know one thing, and it's dying
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  mtvcdm: Wyll, also a character we could have used
 WriterRaven: @Marvoleath Everybody's gouda for something~
kusinohki: lumbear support - a bear chiropractic
 nevermore913: But we don't do the crimes we clean up the crimes?
 SFSMaus:  said so
 accountmadeforants: SlumBEAR
 KV1NN4: woo its like i never left
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 ThorSokar: chained to the desk mode has been activated
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 NotCainNorAbel: compile once and ship it
  QuixoticScrivener: he switched which side he was sleeping on, continuity ruined
 niccus: not a fast typer.
 accountmadeforants: I wonder if this takes place in the same universe where a bear runs a motel
 nevermore913: We have an axe
 Mazrae: that is a good bear
  Juliamon: hm
  mtvcdm: This is a very good day to go wreck capitalism
 TheAinMAP: 
 cotp_dom: Immersion ruined
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 accountmadeforants: I hope the Axe button is the X button
kusinohki: bear trap = a trap belonging to a bear
 accountmadeforants: (i'll also accept A)
Desruprot: Bear Force Axe
 Nigouki: dog is a fed
  Juliamon: Yes, You Can Pet The Dog (but it feels wrong)
 accountmadeforants: Pet businessmen reading newspapers
 TheAinMAP: 
 Mazrae: look at that one tooth underbite that dog has
 ThorSokar: CanYouPetTheDog best and most influential twitter account ever
 Nigouki: Interaxe button
 KaleidoscopeMind: axident
Desruprot: ^
 SFSMaus: Paul, walk towards the Evil.
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 RatherLargeToad: now you’ve let in the evil!
 Mazrae: axe the bear trap?
 Critterbot: Axe the trap?
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/RelentlessBloodySnakeHotPokket-ulr-4mQrOqbkObRf
 Marvoleath: that's clearly a roman 6, E6L
 SquareDotCube: Well they have to source the ingredients for Yummiez Snack Cakes from somewhere
 Critterbot: Take that! 
Desruprot: I wonder if there are good working conditions in EVIL
kusinohki: Environment Vehicles In Landscaping
 BusTed: 
kusinohki: if only we had some way of removing these trees from our view...
Desruprot: 
 Critterbot: But not the sign?
 SquareDotCube: happy ex-junkyard dog
 KaleidoscopeMind: bears and pups
 RatherLargeToad: An evil dog area
 KV1NN4: oh no did they adopt what they thoguht was a puppy and ...they still think he's a dog? (this happens irl...)
SnowBuddy18: a bear-y upset person
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mrcontroll: I want to see a new speed run category.  Dog percent.  Fastest time to pet all the available dogs in game
 Nigouki: i'm starting to feel like if you have a bear come up to you and they pet you you don't question it because they can literally swipe you in half otherwise
 Sogheim: wait does that mean you can smack the dog?
  Juliamon: if a bear pets you, let it
Desruprot: yes
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/NaiveCloudyYogurtSMOrc-nqK-OB-EGGYlxuE1
kusinohki: nature is healing.... very quickly
Desruprot: Dirt > Garbage?
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raindelia: o/
 earlgrey82: Is it dangerous to pet the human with your bear hands.
 NotCainNorAbel: if a bear said that I was going to be a pet I wouldn't fight it
kusinohki: AX....  BEAR....   DOG....  by your powers combined....
 TheAinMAP: Wow, environmental disasters are so easy to fix!
 SFSMaus:  
 SquareDotCube: break the sign I bet
OmnipotentTrevor: Yeah, what kind of Lumberjack would chop down a tree?
 Critterbot: Probably the sign.
 ThorSokar: the evil sign?
 Critterbot: By the gate.
 shurtal: maybe the big evil sign at the beginning?
 earlgrey82: might be everything on the level
 Mazrae: maybe the tree is 100% a lvl?
 TheAinMAP: This is starting to feel like Groundhog's Day.
 Laogeodritt: I think I just saw that third objective. XD
 brainbosh: Pretty sure you have to get 100% of trash at once to get the last acheive
 Laogeodritt: Oops. Guess I was wrong.
 SquareDotCube: like the waterfall
 KaleidoscopeMind: smokey is notably anti-fire
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 HoloTheWiseWolf_: the axe of friendship
  QuixoticScrivener: it makes the waterfalls with secrets feel more special
 ladyjessica: Smokey
 Laogeodritt meows at holothewisewolf_ and offers them a cup of paintwater
 ladyjessica: the correct answer is you.
 accountmadeforants: We're a job creator!
 Mazrae: i think the first time you got everything but the evil sign so you might have to get everything in a run to get the Tree unlcoked?
 Mazrae: unlocked**
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OmnipotentTrevor: Alf?
 Laogeodritt: I can't remember whom I've seen play this before today. Either way—this is such a charming little game x3
 SquareDotCube: Shitter's nonexistent
 HoloTheWiseWolf_: @Laogeodritt hey i have yet to drink the forbidden solution
 shendaras: They're littering, get them
  mtvcdm: Is there anything back by start, given that hasn't turned to grass?
 HoloTheWiseWolf_: i mean as a mechanic i know a few way you can just RUIN that machinery
 HoloTheWiseWolf_: like just filling the fuel tank with sand
 Saltpetre_Academic: If Arthur Dent had a magic Nature Axe, the hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy would have been a VERY different story
 SquareDotCube: the solution is: bigger axe!
 control_rig: Smash the state!
 LordZarano: Parking sign too?
kusinohki: if you have a problem, hit it with an axe.  if you still have a problem, find a bigger axe
 control_rig: Goals
  mtvcdm: Parking sign?
 Astramentha:  we stan
  mowdownjoe: More sleep!
 Nigouki: you ever just nut with a squirrel?
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 Marvoleath: That was some Krtek sounding squirrell
 cotp_dom: 2-3 wild hogs
 TheAinMAP: 
  mtvcdm: !advice
  LRRbot: Push the buttons.
 Saltpetre_Academic: Bear Crimes? Hmm This could be a fun idea for a Honey Heist game actually
 BusTed: 
 TheAinMAP: 
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kusinohki: not quite an imperial probe droid...
  mtvcdm: Barrel of toxic waste? Hit it with an ase, it's fine
  mtvcdm: axe
SnowBuddy18: well, your bear hands were holding the axe
  mtvcdm: There's gonna be a level 3 axe isn't there
Desruprot: seems like a peaceful game
  mtvcdm: Ohhhhh, is the tree icon 'get bigger axe'?
 lirazel64: How apropos
 TheAinMAP: Wayne Grizzly?
 ShaneLeeAtk: These warthogs have some incredible hangtime
adept_nekomancer: Our protagonist seems very bearudite.
 LeeshaJoy: I support the right to arm bears
KeytarCat: Satisfied.  I want to be satisfied
adept_nekomancer: "need a job?  Consult the employment bear"
 control_rig: Take. The. Bear
 WriterRaven: If a slap from a bear gave me a perfect job that I would be happy with, then slap away.
 firehawkzoa: My preferred NPC job is town fisherman that gives the first fishing rod
 KaleidoscopeMind: it means they have healthcare
 control_rig: Frogue
 Astramentha: Always choose the bear
thedepthandbreadthofseth: oh, there's no com-bear-ison.
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 Tripleyew: this is frog erasure, is what it is
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 RebekahWSD: Froggy says no touchy?
kusinohki: bear paws-itivity
thedepthandbreadthofseth: lemme axe you a question...
 Tripleyew: free the frogs
  mtvcdm: No downside to hitting a generator with an axe
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @mtvcdm and?
KeytarCat: I played a jazz gig with a group we called the Big Toad Trio
 Tripleyew: I have safety concerns
thedepthandbreadthofseth: the watercooler was destroying the habbitat?
  mtvcdm: Who needs safety concerns when we have an axe?
 Mazrae: ahhh all the frogs are sings
thedepthandbreadthofseth: there can be little eddies in the rapids sometimes that are great for surfing.
 Mazrae: singing**
 cutaos: we have a wake board permanent wave in the river in our town that people surf
 LordZarano: 
 Tripleyew: happy trees
adept_nekomancer: Bearslap: The Bob Ross origin story
 control_rig: A bear slapped some sense into him
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 Marvoleath: can you pet Bob Ross?
kusinohki: Bear Ross
 control_rig: Yes please pet Bob Ross
 Driosenth: Fishermen fear me...
 Mazrae: is that a worm?
  Juliamon: "women fear me, fish love me"
 control_rig: yaaaay
 Nigouki: fish wearing a "Fish fear me" hat
  mtvcdm: It's a worm
  Juliamon: oh worn!
KeytarCat: Ross the pet bob
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Not enough games let you pet Bob Ross.
 Tripleyew: some sort of shrimp-fish-raccoon hybrid, on the hat?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @LoadingReadyRun Bob Ross was actually an Air Force drill sergeant. After he was discharged, he swore he'd never yell at anyone ever again.
  Juliamon: worms fear me, fish love me
 SquareDotCube: And then the bear ate the fish.
 brainbosh: Strange how much the salmon are comfortable with a bear....
 control_rig: He's a raver? Glowsticks?
  mtvcdm: Gender reveal party?
 firehawkzoa: Forest rave
andiiiheld: you forgot to change title and game, you are still on chillpoint
 SquareDotCube: devil sticks?
  mtvcdm: @andiiiheld No we're good
 Marvoleath: !status
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/VainJoyousDiamondArsonNoSexy-JoYs7U1_eSOUk0t5
 ContingentCat: !advice
  LRRbot: Either pull harder or cut it off.
 loufghyslaufey: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Y'know, people could use more Drill Sargent yelling; anyone that tries to square one up ought to be ready to catch their hands, probably  
 Mazrae: cut the arm?
  Juliamon: andiiiheld if you haven't refreshed since Chillpoint, you may want to
 TheAinMAP: Hot air balloon.
 loufghyslaufey: It'd be cautious to assume that its not all just bark
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @loufghyslaufey I'm pretty sure they'd be better off with more Bob Ross.
 TheAinMAP: Chain ax
 control_rig: WH40k Chainaxe
 Tripleyew: 40k vibe there
thedepthandbreadthofseth: does this imply that next, we get a boom stick?
 TheAinMAP: 
adept_nekomancer: And then that goat killed a guy
 Nigouki: just straight up murdered the guy
KeytarCat: Tugger Nuts busts the sack?
 loufghyslaufey: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Bob Ross didn't help me turn out better from my initial experience.
 control_rig: "Tugger Nuts Pops Them From Behind"
 Nigouki: turns out we were the gentle onese with the slaps
 Tripleyew: @control_rig the bear is a Custodes, maybe?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @loufghyslaufey I'm sorry to hear that.
 accountmadeforants: Or we made him Abraham Lincoln
 shendaras: they're not all winners
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @control_rig tugger nuts makes 'em go down?
 drrek0: that's a compass not a clock
 accountmadeforants: Maybe we should make him some wooden teeth, too
KeytarCat: Saw blade
 Mazrae: the saw blade?
kusinohki: tugger nuts in the dense forest
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: i swear that sounds like the ICQ alert noise
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 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TenaciousStrongCucumberRuleFive-g3zWkge0oZ4j7tYh
 Mazrae: is that the goat from Hood winked
 SquareDotCube: Tugger Nutts Lets It Hang Loose
 Mazrae: furry?
KeytarCat: Bought them a fur suit
 HadesLeprechaun: air guitar?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: tugger nuts bust his stuff all over the forest>
 Mazrae: is that a cat head
 niccus: pray we don't improve them further
thedepthandbreadthofseth: sorry
 accountmadeforants: Turned them into a Mexican wrestler or furry or metal singer
adept_nekomancer: @KeytarCat Roadquest has a vehicle that would work great for them.
SnowBuddy18: @accountmadeforants a combination of the three
 loufghyslaufey: @thedepthandbreadthofseth No idea what was expected. Their work wasn't something I watched every day, if ever.
  mtvcdm: Well yeah, the woodpecker trap was designed by apple, of course it's expensive
 JadedCynic: green-ify the dump
 WriterRaven: Late response, but: Tugger Nutts Pops Off
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @loufghyslaufey it wasn't the painting that mattered.  it was the kindness and radical acceptence.
 loufghyslaufey:      
 JadedCynic: oooh, crane gaem!
 TheAinMAP: !birb
  LRRbot: Stretch out your neck!
 LordZarano: 
 JadedCynic: picnic tiem! 
 TheAinMAP: 
  mtvcdm: A tree stump grew directly out of the fire pit
 JadedCynic: conifers grow fast 
adept_nekomancer: Tree latency
 RealGamerCow: pileated woodpecker
 loufghyslaufey: @thedepthandbreadthofseth I don't have a valid answer by those rules then. It wasn't a deed that managed to read the same across the room with every point of view.
 accountmadeforants: Banjo Three-ye
 control_rig: It's an Axeaxe
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 loufghyslaufey: An "A_a__"
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Wouldn't surprise me if each time you meet the chameleon it has a different outfit.
gualdhar: and my bow!
SnowBuddy18: are you going to axe them a question?
 loufghyslaufey: the Urkin Empire?
 WriterRaven: chimkens! =D
  mtvcdm: Old school barbells
 Mazrae: Circus strongman?
SnowBuddy18: old timey strongman
 loufghyslaufey: Seems sus of  to recognize almost immediately   
  mtvcdm: Nice on
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: So will the next one be a triple axe?
 ShaneLeeAtk: Double Axe-shun
 loufghyslaufey: "Axe-Has-Been Creek'd"  
 aitsu100: id say this game is less Assassin's Creed and more HACK and SLASH
 accountmadeforants: Staving off the entropy of... bottle
 TheAinMAP: 
 HadesLeprechaun: his backpack actually is just open on the bottom, so when he drops it in it just rolls back out
Nickiatori: this kinda has donut county vibes
 Marvoleath: Freeing a fox with all those chickens around does not seem like a great idea 
KeytarCat: They have weird saws
 Nigouki: No VLC here, this is MPC-HC country!
kusinohki: think I used the saw of a swiss army knife once...  i do not recommend
 loufghyslaufey:  
 Marvoleath: Biggus Dickus?
 cotp_dom: I think you got the bear trap right at the beginning behind the sign
 accountmadeforants: @Nigouki Now that's a name I haven't heard in a while, is MPC still being updated?
 Nigouki: I think there've been a few forks of MPC in the past decade or so
 Astramentha: 
  mtvcdm: I cannot tell what ball that is
 TheAinMAP: 
  Juliamon: Grizzlies
  mtvcdm: My vote is for Generic Gym Class Rubber Ball
 accountmadeforants: @Nigouki Right, I remember MPC-BE being a thing for a while, seems that one is still being updated.
 SymphonySolstice: Mr. Resetti is getting extreme
 mercano82: it’s a Chicago thing. (Da Bears and da Cubs)
 HadesLeprechaun: secretly mini bomb golf
 loufghyslaufey: Wait, wait, chat? Chat.
kusinohki: nothing in the rules says a bear can't play basket ball...
 JadedCynic: golf too?  Now we just need fishing to be perfect...
 TheAinMAP: 
 aitsu100: time to bgolf
 accountmadeforants: @accountmadeforants And MPC-HC is, too. Dang
 loufghyslaufey: This is just Yogi Bear after getting a job   
 TheAinMAP: 
 CaptainSpam: Huh.  Yep, that's a ghostbuster, all right.
 loufghyslaufey:  or  concur?
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 ContingentCat: throw enough bombs around and you'll blow up the right thing
 HadesLeprechaun: Alan Wake is like, at least half about ghosts in the forests
 TheAinMAP: If problem persists, just add more explosives!
  mtvcdm: Nice on!
 ContingentCat: @HadesLeprechaun I thought that was a game about collecting flashlight batteries
 HadesLeprechaun: @ContingentCat and thermoses. Thermosi?
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 definenull: bear bear bear bear! 
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 firehawkzoa: Search and rescue maybe
adept_nekomancer: At least this golf isn't 4D.
 accountmadeforants: GOLF: Ghosts Obviously Live Forever
  Juliamon: I think it's for us
  mtvcdm: It might be for us
 7gorobei: bairbourne
 ContingentCat: why not?
 Heckhoundbolt: well known forest ghosts
 aitsu100: hes a greaser
 JadedCynic: 
kusinohki: I heard "someone from Greece" as in the country, not the musical...
 SymphonySolstice: Tugger Nuts Hits Hard
  Juliamon: Tugger Nuts Gets Too High
 aitsu100: we need to save this goat for Matt
 definenull: oh its a cat goat
 AdamYMHMI: "Why did you name it the Deth Ray... oh, never mind I understand now."
 JadedCynic: "Well, while I'm up here..."
  Juliamon: 
  QuixoticScrivener: Sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell.   
 definenull: im not sure thats how a double-axe works
 JadedCynic: that would be poor level design to not predict how a gamer can get themselves into a fail-state
 JadedCynic: like mopping the beach...
 lirazel64: Got there
 JadedCynic: "Chat will remember that"
 SymphonySolstice: 
 jessieimproved: 
 dumbo3k: I appreciate the Puns, but I think there are Bearly enough of them
 Nigouki: Bear CAN melt steel beams!
 definenull: 
 aitsu100: thats how you get basement flooding
 JadedCynic: dargonflies 
 ThorSokar: lots of towns are built on swamps because they were next to an easy mode of transport (river)
 JadedCynic: "I'm not complaining about this turn of events, just puzzled"
 JadedCynic: Bear threw him?
 cotp_dom: Steam
 definenull: goats can get really high up
 JadedCynic: updrafts
 AdamYMHMI: Goats can jump really high.
 Mazrae: Goat magic
 JadedCynic: lumberbear
 jessieimproved: Beargineering
 JadedCynic: 
 definenull: 
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 JadedCynic: *dubstep drop*
 Marvoleath: Beejdrop
 AdamYMHMI: Need the Beej drop sound effect now 
 Heckhoundbolt: 
  mtvcdm: !addquote (Heather) [now] Oh no, we made him Beej.
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 definenull: 
 ContingentCat: michelangelo needs his friends
 JadedCynic: they stole turtle's pond?  END THEM
 ImmortalLen: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BigSpotlessPlumVoteYea-zUPNdS9ozkjRAlPY
 CaptainSpam: Don't worry, we'll restore everything to the way nature intended, like with hang gliders!
 SymphonySolstice: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TastySeductiveLorisFreakinStinkin-1riFMIjYl1O2tus3
 WriterRaven: Bear cares not for your silly EVIL-branded puzzle!
 definenull: BFA
 ContingentCat: next we need pointy hair
 definenull: 
  mtvcdm: Are we the toll booth?
 definenull: 
 definenull: turtle surfing!
 Heckhoundbolt: the taxi just driving on its roof
 TheAinMAP: Surf's up!
 AdamYMHMI: Turtle Power!
  mtvcdm: That house was actually nice
 definenull: that is very extra
 ContingentCat: wow
adept_nekomancer: The ursaw
 SymphonySolstice: that's a bloodborne weapon isn't it?
adept_nekomancer: (or "ursaw major")
 firehawkzoa: Is that cam reading in the woods
 definenull: and a beehive!
 SymphonySolstice:   
 cotp_dom: The duck army grows
 CaptainSpam: Okay, I seriously thought you were going to smash the tunnel and the mountain would just reform into it.
 TheAinMAP: Duckling army.
 TheAinMAP:  
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 definenull: uhh oh
 TheAinMAP: 
 AdamYMHMI: They started shelling
 TheAinMAP: ^ 
 definenull: 
BloodnBullets: have you not heard of a fire axe before?
 TheAinMAP: 
 TheAinMAP: 
 SymphonySolstice: 
 ShaneLeeAtk: DJ TurnLRR
 AdamYMHMI: Remember, if you put something off long enough eventually the heat death of the universe will make it not matter.
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SmilingCrispyChipmunkPipeHype-zcrp6QG9cdgXNEcf
 NotCainNorAbel: delivery?
 SymphonySolstice: oh it's muscle touching
 KodeMage: !game
  LRRbot: Currently playing: LumbearJack
 TheAinMAP: 
  Simriel: Is this a game where you are a bear who chops things down?
  Simriel: Sold.
 SymphonySolstice: indeed
 KodeMage: looks like a real kill-a-ma-jig
  Simriel: Is this reverse industiralisation?
 nevermore913: Put out the fire with your own fire
 AdamYMHMI: Oh dam!
 TheAinMAP:   
BloodnBullets: that beaver plays root!
  Simriel: Well guess I need to buy this game. Very cute
BloodnBullets: riverfolk company
 Marvoleath: !store
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 Marvoleath: !break
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  Simriel: Cycle tour fluids chat!
  Simriel: Your*
 WriterRaven: Stretch your fluids, cycle your legs.
 LordZarano: Tour de France your fluids
steelfox13: If you recycle your fluids that saves a step
 TheAinMAP: 
 TheAinMAP: Yarr
 LordZarano: Yo ho yo ho a pirate bear for me
 TheAinMAP:  
NeoGabi: Why mess with a winning strategy? =P
 definenull: pachydab
 DoomBringerIL: why no paper fights tonight?
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SullenObliqueRadishDAESuppy-MUSWlChFdAyHyivU
  Juliamon: everyone's in Vegas
 DoomBringerIL: ohhhh
NeoGabi: 
 TheAinMAP: 
 definenull: yeah maybe that was a mistake
  mtvcdm: No, you got one more thing
  Juliamon: There was one tower you didn't break
 cotp_dom: One more radio tower by the exit
 definenull: noooo
 definenull: can we have bombs back
 definenull: plz
 TheAinMAP: Pave the save.
  mtvcdm: A symbol of our failure
 Marvoleath: Bearrr
adept_nekomancer: Yarr... a little bit to star-bear-d
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/MotionlessBoredSeahorseNotATK-xqM0ciM_TDlHN31m
 TheAinMAP: 
  Juliamon: gator has a fishing license, Evil doesn't
 AdamYMHMI: Paul's new political platform: More horse-shoe magnets, more anvils, more buttons that make things have an earth-shattering kaboom
 Mazrae: Can you break the rails up top?
Orxolon: Good evening everyone
 7gorobei: the rails upper left?
 BusTed: satisfying
  Juliamon: no boats, only pirate ships
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  mtvcdm: Must have had to wreck the dock
 AdamYMHMI: You made that boat's dream come true and become a pirate ship instead.
  mtvcdm: Christmas?
 lirazel64: Swiss?
 brainbosh: Is that that french hat that they ad at the olympics
  Juliamon: vaguely nordic
 SymphonySolstice: looks Georgian
 lirazel64: Russian?
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EncouragingKnottyAubergineDeIlluminati-hf-I1bUWxAndgQQM
 TheAinMAP:  
adept_nekomancer: Re-introduction program
 Julian_Rogue: hmmmm I know i'm late but this doesn't quite look lik the FNPF
 Mazrae: You are lumBEAR"jacked"
 AdamYMHMI: Bears are more concerned with eating a bunch then sleeping
 AdamYMHMI: Which is why I support the bear diet.
 Julian_Rogue: @AdamYMHMI every bear I know is like that
 7gorobei: deadpool axew
 7gorobei: axe
  mtvcdm: shhhhhhh
adept_nekomancer: "Your new job is not having pants!"
 cotp_dom: Wilson!
 BusTed: Wilson
 AdamYMHMI: He was only wearing synthetics, except for his cotton undies.
 gibbousm: you aren't going to help him?
 definenull: but theres a bear with an axe!
 TheAinMAP: This is a drill.
 7gorobei: tengatoppaBearLagran
Zu_o: This seems like What the Golf and What the Car, same studio?
 AdamYMHMI: A Bear-ier?
 TheAinMAP:  
  mtvcdm: Soccer. 100% soccer.
adept_nekomancer: If they don't need the flamethrowers, can bear have them?
  mtvcdm: One's dressed like Argentina and the other Brazil.
 definenull: *superbear
 SymphonySolstice: destroying a nuclear power plant will not have any consequences whatsoever
 NullColaShip: Frisboomerang
  mtvcdm: Why did we decide to produce lit bombs near our power plant?
adept_nekomancer: And that's how the region became known as bearnobyl.
 AdamYMHMI: @mtvcdm AI told them to, and who are we to argue with that?
 TheAinMAP: 
 Pheonix888: gump!
 Lord_Hosk: Rabbit?
 Beleqwaya: That goat must be Tugger Nuts with his shenanigans
 SnackPak_: 
  mtvcdm: !clip
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 lirazel64: Modular construction has plusses and minuses.
Kessig_IRL: Stretch your hands big dog
adept_nekomancer: Not built to code.
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AdventurousMistyWallabyUncleNox-dl3sOyuT3x70rqQW
 niccus: when will the bear learn zandatsu
 TheMerricat: to be fair, our bear punches a WRECKING BALL and seems fine. Either it's styrofoam or the buildings never had a chance anyway.
file_maker: is... this game fascinating?
 SnackPak_: @SquareDotCube I was wondering that, too
file_maker: it was
 Lord_Hosk: upgrade axe to REALLY LONG axe so you can get the buildings
 TheAinMAP: But what if the bear is your buddy?
 Mazrae: Tongs with an axe??
adept_nekomancer: Quick, before it gives everyone e-coli
 definenull: "health and safety inspector coming through!"
 BusTed: Everything half off
 SquareDotCube: fast food, now smash food
 Beleqwaya: 15% burger, obviously
 ThirdGames: Made with 15% real food!
 Beleqwaya: I think that's a tweety bird reference
 TheAinMAP: Duck backpack.
 Julian_Rogue: I kinda miss when fast food resteraunts looked cool
  Juliamon: it was a playplace
  Juliamon: it had a tube slide
 Julian_Rogue: I'd smack em anyway
  Juliamon: is that why my cat's always trying to smack me?
 Julian_Rogue: Probably
 SymphonySolstice: I appreciate that they took time to put as many movie references as possible
 Beleqwaya: They saw a bear with an axe coming and decided to IMMEDIATELY change their ways
 WriterRaven: There was a person back there to slap. XD
 MTGRanger: Kathleen must be in charge of the resistance now
adept_nekomancer: Smash!  That!  Bus!
 definenull: sewer surfing!
 cotp_dom: Ahh, it's giant tongs
  mtvcdm: We're reverse speedrunning SimCity
 SymphonySolstice: missed a person to slap by the enterance
  mtvcdm: Wait, are we the SimCity disaster button?
 TheAinMAP:   
 7gorobei: corpbearate takeover
 cotp_dom: Very Sirius Bearsiness
kungfubanana subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 81 months!
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 lirazel64: Bear drives stock prices down...
  mtvcdm: We're what you call a market correction
 WriterRaven: @lirazel64 It's an ursa major disaster for the company.
  Juliamon: Maybe a different camera angle?
  mtvcdm: Do we just have to whack the front of the truck until it moves?
 SymphonySolstice: the cab was reacting yeah
adept_nekomancer: @WriterRaven They should have read the claws at the end of the contract.
  Juliamon: ah, that's why no costume
 TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TenuousFastSushiMingLee-Ievse2M3ap8Wxwgr
OmnipotentTrevor: I watched that anime
 dougma: wolverine
 CaptainSpam: Oh, hey, now we're just straight up playing Blast Corps?
 MTGRanger: wolverine?
adept_nekomancer: Part truck, part agitated seagull
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 Riiiiiiis: Oh.. I saw this happened a few hours ago. I love that I'm not too late
 dougma: now green lantern...
 dougma: smacking people into super hero cosplayers
 dougma: and now electra
 CaptainSpam: Quickly!  To the Businesscopter!
 Lord_Hosk: THey kinda gave it away by labling the building "evil"
 Julian_Rogue: Tuggernuts Bears it all
 Singenmeister: I saw someone mention the other day, that from the prospecting of Lego people, Lord Business is an eldritch horror. And I don't know what to do with that.
 Beleqwaya: That parachute should have been golden
 Julian_Rogue: @Singenmeister what is capitalism if not a modern eldritch horror?
 Singenmeister: @Julian_Rogue I mean, yes, but like specifically in the sense of his size and coming from a world they can't comprehend.
 CaptainSpam: A bear with a very specific and somewhat inexplicable set of skills.
 dougma: it me!!!
 Beleqwaya: He transformed into a Dad?
 Julian_Rogue: theres your magical girl transformation
 cotp_dom: Yaaa! We successfully destroyed thousands of homes!
 CaptainSpam: Happy Slapsgiving, everyone!
 SymphonySolstice: 
 TheAinMAP: 
 shendaras: 
 dougma: the market value of the remaining homes just went waaaaayyyy up
 Riiiiiiis: Slappy hamsgiving
 Singenmeister: The boss is just a dump tank with a business guy in it.
 WriterRaven: Tugger Nutts and the Slap-Happy Bear
 Beleqwaya: Tugger Nuts Hangs Out
Genie_M: I think I arrived a bit late
adept_nekomancer: Angry hateful disdain?
 Mazrae: Tender loving Bear?
 WriterRaven: TLB - Tender Loving Bear.
 AdamYMHMI: Wanting scrubs
Zu_o: Brutalist russian architecture?
  Juliamon: Reckless Hateful Destruction
 Riiiiiiis: @Genie_M I assume you're a wizard, and arrived precisely as you wanted
 NullColaShip: Just needs a little more percussive maintenance
Kelazi5: You missed upper ledge fences
 Mazrae: Missed the railing up top
 Beleqwaya: Do eet again.
 lirazel64: Brutal Hateful Neglect.
 shendaras: I think there was some railing or something in the upper area?
 TheAinMAP: The Learning Channel when it started vs. whatever it is now.
 Heckhoundbolt: the railing
 AdamYMHMI: Chasing waterfalls
 AdamYMHMI: Business up front, party in the axe
 Julian_Rogue: Heather, best at towers of hanoi
 Beleqwaya: Short the Boat
 far2muchsarcasm: One bollard
 dougma: booooooooo m
 CaptainSpam: I'm learning a lot this stream.
BrightstormRising: Except whales, they explode.
 Elboron_Sr: Except for the penguin on top of the television set
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 Beleqwaya: Power Washer - BEAR Edition
 CaptainSpam: His business jammies.
 Beleqwaya: It's Bear Business - or Bearsiness
  Juliamon: I think it's just achievements
 CaptainSpam: "Nothin' personal... it's just cheevos. *CHOP*"
  mtvcdm: This is about as long as you want to be hitting stuff with an axe as a bear
 SymphonySolstice: bear/10
  Juliamon: There's an achievement for comforting a certain amount of humans
 Mazrae: I wanted a lvl 4 axe
 LordZarano: A climb-axe?
 lirazel64: 300
 Mazrae: Bear trap axe
 NotCainNorAbel: 500 H+P Stream
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 Raincoast_Bear: Bear reporting!
 Mazrae: The next two Fridays are going to be crazy busy
  mtvcdm: !findquote 6515
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 TheAinMAP: 
  mtvcdm: !quote 6515
  LRRbot: Quote #6515: "The Bus takes everything off the road." —Heather [2019-10-24]
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 Phailhammer: cya 
  mtvcdm: Alex
  Juliamon: Alex did it
 TheAinMAP: Alex!
 BusTed: 
 SnackPak_: snitch chat
 gualdhar: narcs!
 Nigouki: wow, buncha snitches
 gualdhar: all of you narcs!
 Beleqwaya: Garbage Day!
 gualdhar: none of you are free from sin!
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  Juliamon: SnackPak_ I mean, given the logo in the trash can, it's an easy guess
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PlacidDarlingSwanSpicyBoy-tT1QES778kjKfaQ-
 TheAinMAP: !alex
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 SarkhanGluedBackTogether: they're still narcs
 niccus: oh so paul's in trouble instead
  Juliamon: !paullove
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 SnackPak_: it's true, Paul can do no wrong
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