LunarJade: knock knock
KeytarCat: Who's there?
LunarJade: boo
WiJohn: boo who?
LunarJade: I’ll get the tissues
WiJohn: Thanks, it's been a week
jessieimproved: @WiJohn understatement
jessicaengle: <3
LunarJade: if this was a FF related stream I could say, “That’s all the materia I have for tonight.”
LunarJade: but its not… so fangs for having me
LunarJade: :p
WiJohn: Fnags out hangs out
jessicaengle: jlrrFacepalm
ContingentCat: !findquote fangs
LRRbot: Quote #8161: "All forms of fangs are valid." —Heather [2022-08-14]
accountmadeforants: World of Darkness: Universes Beyond, featuring Cloud Strife from Final Fantasy and Dante from the DMC series & Knuckles
LunarJade: I mean isn’t that dude from FF7 a vampire.. the guy in the tattered red cape? He seems like he’s a vampire.
Juliamon: He's not, he just acts like he is
PharaohBender27: WHAT UP FANGSTERS lunarj1Fangs
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs
xantos69: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
Bobtheninjagoldfish: lrrSIG
lemmel: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
PharaohBender27: lrrSIG lunarj1Fangs
shendaras: lrrBartleby
LunarJade: we’ve got a countdown timer and a couple minutes after that. You’ve been warned.
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Nigouki: Bite Hype
LunarJade: It’s time to grab those snacks and that cozy blanket
type_variable: thrink thrink thrink
Julian_Rogue: I literally went here. saw it wasn't live. went to wheeler's stream. watched an ad. ad finished. live notif
Styxseus: \o/
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lirazel64: hmtgFine hmtgFine hmtgFine
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sheqesi: What up, fangsters!?
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PharaohBender27: WHAT UP FANGSTERS
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LilyOfTheVeil666: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
Earthenone: lrrSIG lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR lrrSIG
DeM0nFiRe: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
Sarah_Serinde: I'm excited to meet werewolves again :D
Juliamon: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
goombalax: koff
Julian_Rogue: lol hi @LunarJade
Julian_Rogue: hot mic
Styxseus: :D
PharaohBender27: Right, we're going camping!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE lrrHEART
shendaras: seabatClap
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Julian_Rogue: I just heard a cough. I didn't hear any words.
PharaohBender27: I looked up photos of the place, and it looks real nice
Anaerin: I'm glad you're not nervous.
lirazel64: Nope, we didn't hear a thing.
PharaohBender27: Yeah, just heard a cough
orrie104: nothing to be nervous about!
sheqesi: No need to be nervous, it's just us!
Anaerin: lrrFINE
ContingentCat: lol love you too Heather lrrHEART
Anaerin: Awww...
WiJohn: We hear nothing, it's all a coincidence
neisan2112: BITE TIME!!
SmithKurosaki: lrrFINE
Fragged_Templar: Woo can't wait to see what the gang gets up to this session 😁
Oscelot: Heck yes it's TIME!
Mischievous_Catgeist: Loading ready thrink
groulux: Alright! some Dice Friends while I work on me Call Of Cthulhu game!
corianderd: is good
Juliamon: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
Sarah_Serinde: Hi Heather!
Anaerin: Fangtastic.
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, lrrHEATHER !
KaleidoscopeMind: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Sarah_Serinde: Also hi Cori
TheGreenMonster450: fanging out !
iris_of_ether: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
NotCainNorAbel: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Messy lunarj1Fangs
LilyOfTheVeil666: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
NotCainNorAbel: tea
DaxStrife: Emotional support teeth?
KaleidoscopeMind: glass of wine
ContingentCat: Cats
Fragged_Templar: Garlic chains?
Lysander_salamander: Hello everyone!
Ignatiuspants: I am quite literally here for this!
PharaohBender27: @KaleidoscopeMind Great minds think alike :D
sheqesi: lrrFINE lrrSPOOP
orrie104: beverage of choice
Mischievous_Catgeist: At work but got some banana bread and a cookie
Julian_Rogue: Not a thrink to drop
mercano82: a pint of… beverage, certainly not blood
Oscelot: I have acquired comfy blankies. Excellent suggestion Heather
SaxPython: lunarj1Messy
Juliamon: banana bread, at work?
Efhan: Not a Thought to Think
JacobBurgessVO: Made it!
Anaerin: Not a mess to crit.
WiJohn: Got my chocolate peanut butter ice cream and a coke, sugar! lrrSPOOP
Efhan: Hi Jacob!
Sarah_Serinde: Hey Jacob!
SmithKurosaki: Hi Jacob!
Cunobelenos: hi Jacob!
Oscelot: Eyyyy @JacobBurgessVO !
Ignatiuspants: hi Jacob!
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, Jacob!
sheqesi: Hi Jacob!
KeytarCat: Hi frens!
Sarah_Serinde: Also chat if you haven't watched session 0, you should check it out later https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhYDeoxwaqs
ProcyonFlynn: Thanks to DLST I'm now heading out for my daily walk. Podcast Mode Activate balena2Bounce
ContingentCat: !venga
LRRbot: Come on, ride the Bus, hey, ride it
PharaohBender27: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 8 Nov 03:00 PM PST (3d, 22:02 from now)
Sarah_Serinde: desertbus.org
Bobtheninjagoldfish: BUS IS COMING
Brozard: fangs out hangout
Sarah_Serinde: All the prizes are up! You should go admire them if you haven't already
jacqui_lantern234: WELL WELL WELL!!!!! if it aint a beautiful group of stellar friends whomst i love AGGRESSIVELY <3
Ignatiuspants: it's cool to see at least three NaD3D players here in the chat!
Nigouki: Just imagine Ian bringing the meat out
Graham_LRR: oh hey, Thrink
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Sarah_Serinde: It's fine we didn't hear anything compromising :P
spethycakes: !venga
LRRbot: But the Raven still beguiling all my fancy into smiling, Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird, and bust and door; Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore Meant in croaking “The Bus is Coming.”
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SmithKurosaki: sup Pharoah
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jacqui_lantern234: @Graham_LRR you cant just CALL someone a thrink, Graham!!! KappaPride
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iris_of_ether: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
Geldaran: escher3PUN
calculated_uncertainties: Cheer1000
SaxPython: Van-pires
Ignatiuspants: Not a 3drop to 3rink
Lysander_salamander: chomping at the bit
Sarah_Serinde: I bet chat has some good ones you can really sink your teeth into
PharaohBender27: "Note for next stream: Write out puns in advance"
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gnyrinn: Don't apologize, that pun was perfectly servicable.
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FadedOasis: Nah, I'm out of it. I have not a drop to think
type_variable: oh i get it now, vampires camping is what glamping is
Julian_Rogue: I'm still riding the high when Jacob gave me +1 xp for my snickerer pun
Mischievous_Catgeist: Not a drop to drink RV drift
Oscelot: @type_variable it's out of Vandalf though so it's Van(m)ping
PharaohBender27: Time to start the YT countdown?
SmithKurosaki: Yea, you got ~1min to kill
KaleidoscopeMind: at least 2 messy crits
SmithKurosaki: @PharaohBender27 It's all automated
Nigouki: I hope the RV survives :(
WiJohn: Messy crits, and then messier crits
sheqesi: Messy crits!
PharaohBender27: I think there will be at least one lunarj1Messy
jacqui_lantern234: i think that youll be loved beyond measure, heather!!! <3
Ignatiuspants: I hope Stalks-By-Night, Marge, and Tiberius Buchanan get to come along on the camping trip
Sarah_Serinde: @SmithKurosaki More like 3 minutes, because premiere countdown
PharaohBender27: @SmithKurosaki Ah
Oscelot: Heather =P
DentedPockets: Oliver finds themself in a pool of water with a waterfall.
Graham_LRR: who can sayyyy
rosesmcgee: Plausible
Julian_Rogue: shouldn't have used wooden stakes with the tent
FadedOasis: Tent Party Kills ar ethe worst
SaxPython: I just want Ollie to roll for Cryptids lunarj1Fangs
gnyrinn: My bet is on TPK, so that the series can end before the bus starts running.
spethycakes: getting staked while camping
Mischievous_Catgeist: Highly possible
Oscelot: Okay but TPKing trying to set up a tent would be entirely in Adam's flavor
Anaerin: Tent Pole Kill?
PMAvers: The messiest Crit of them all: death by tent
Graham_LRR: imagine we did all this for just two episodes
WiJohn: Everyone gets torpored and wakes up in mad max times!
PharaohBender27: It's been so long since I've gone camping
Bobtheninjagoldfish: I Think Oliver is finally going to take his place as the rightful Baron of the Island in a Tony Montana style rise to power.
jacqui_lantern234: Total Party Kamping
CaptainSpam: Fast-forward a half hour and they do, in fact, TPK building a tent, leaving about two hours of them faffing about.
Brozard: Teeth Puncture Kneck
SaxPython: Hi Jacob!
Sarah_Serinde: !dragonshield
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Julian_Rogue: @Brozard Thats a good one
Sarah_Serinde: !dtrpg
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Brozard: @julian_rogue Thanks!
LunarJade: I’ve got about two hours to figure out my outro plan for this stream
saucemaster5000: Whattup thrinkers
WiJohn: Oh man but I just spent all my money on seasonal handkerchiefs for my dog!
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spethycakes: @LunarJade no plan is technically a plan
jacqui_lantern234: 😭 i want one of those player companions so bad, but SUPER cant afford them
LunarJade: @spethycakes good point
ButButTheJesus: @lunarjade "Thx all, bye
ohjanji: bite club!!
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LunarJade: love this song
e_bloc: what a smooth read by Jacob, just bottle that for every intro for anything ever
Efhan: Bite club, bite club, only partially a spite club!
jacqui_lantern234: @LunarJade right?!?!
Julian_Rogue: This music is always so good
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DeM0nFiRe: lunarj1Fangs ♣️
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WiJohn: @LunarJade The whole intro is fire
Motherboards: Well, I have insomnia, so may as well hang out for this!
PharaohBender27: That ending note, tho
Fragged_Templar: Love the sound track so much
Brozard: Never skip the intro
LunarJade: fangs for being here
Julian_Rogue: @DeM0nFiRe Bite shamrock?
Motherboards: Or fang out for this rather*
jacqui_lantern234: @LunarJade escher3PUN
Sarah_Serinde: Ooh toys
corianderd: yay!
Nigouki: oh no
Lysander_salamander: yay
NimrodXIV: toys!
PharaohBender27: :D
Oscelot: For those that'd like it, Humble has a bundle of World of Darkness stuff.
neisan2112: Oh boy
DeM0nFiRe: LUL nice
Lysander_salamander: scream button
Styxseus: :D
jacqui_lantern234: YEEEESSS
ButButTheJesus: fun
Oscelot: Oooooo they gave Jacob a streamdeck XD
Sarah_Serinde: tiltyhYAS
type_variable: scare chord on request
Efhan: "Welcome back to the night" is entirely literal for me, as it's 2AM here kymfoxLaugh
LunarJade: we’re so freaking adorable
Sarah_Serinde: It's true
Oscelot: Yes you heckin' are @LunarJade
Ignatiuspants: (oh no! the show started some time ago and I missed it because my connection is bad!)
Sarah_Serinde: Also funny and nice
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TheDevil_Risen: 10
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Brozard *messy crit noise*
Oscelot: @Ignatiuspants just starting on the game itself
Juliamon: Ignatiuspants Literally *just* started
Strebenherz: "By like a country mile" kills me
Sarah_Serinde: @Ignatiuspants You have missed no actual game content so don't worry
Ignatiuspants: awesome! thanks!
WiJohn: Oliver is not a wizard
jacqui_lantern234: @LunarJade thats certainly the understatement of the century
Michael Stephens: so happy to catch one of these in real time!
SmithKurosaki: Welcome in :)
PharaohBender27: FYI Twitch chat will be a couple minutes ahead
HamTechs McCarthy: woooo!!!
Paul Barudin: I here!
hawkwreak: let's go fangsters!
PharaohBender27: Has no one actually told YT about how *loud* these countdowns are?
ItsThugDimmadome: LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GO
Random Factor: Guess it's time for bite club to make a mark in a new location.
SmithKurosaki: They're chronically a problem
SmithKurosaki: ANd yea, I do wish the premieres were scheduled to start 2 mins early
Adam Szandrowski: We out here vampin fang gang!
John Jambo: What's Up Fangsters!
SmithKurosaki: Alright, since Twitch is so far ahead, not even leaving chat open tonight
HamTechs McCarthy: oh, oh nooo.
raaabr: Hello Prerecorded Jacob!
Random Factor: Guess Silas did something reckless.
Thane1607: I'm just in time... for work to start. 😑
ColdGamersProdutions: WHAT UP BITE CLUB!!
Random Factor: Eh, I'm podcasting it at work as is.
ColdGamersProdutions: who else is listening while at work??
SmithKurosaki: I just woke up from a post work nap 30 mins ago
sheqesi: *Oliver is not a wizard "yet*
Brozard: Oliver’s like Mr. Wizard
ButButTheJesus: a sad lad
Oscelot: Some day he'll take Protean. Some day.
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SharktoothJack: fwiw we do say “industrial arts “ in the US
Sarah_Serinde: Jessica is thriving
corianderd: complete opposites
Juliamon: whether it's Industrial Arts or Shop in the US is on a school-by-school basis
Julian_Rogue: Yes anding your way to xp
ButButTheJesus: Heehee
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Oscelot: I'm stealing "in my vein, satiated..."
TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
Nigouki: y'all are having just downright illegal amount of fun :V
Oscelot: Ooooo gettin' spoopy
protocol_gamma: What is a man?
SaxPython: Threat Level ++
LunarJade: really sinking into that think
Oscelot: roflmao Heather XD
LunarJade: *thrink
ButButTheJesus: TEETH
jacqui_lantern234: teethticles
couchboyj: What is a streamer? A miserable pile of references!
DeM0nFiRe: Slippery floppy teeth
Oscelot: Not a fang to thrink with
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
DrLigmaPhD: Tenticleeth
KeytarCat: Regular teeth are hard to brush!
TheInferno390: Oh thank goodness I haven't missed much
KaleidoscopeMind: objectively correct
TheDevil_Risen: Straight Shooter <3
Juliamon: Factually accurate
Oscelot: Bless XD
KaleidoscopeMind: some of it includes dice
TheDevil_Risen: Don't Forget Dice Rolling <3
jacqui_lantern234: XD IM CACKLING
Julian_Rogue: Oliver's mind palace is a mobile home
Twilight_Spark: mattlrBonk
ContingentCat: "invited"
Juliamon: Invitold
Oscelot: "we became partied"
WiJohn: Mandatory corporate fun
Julian_Rogue: Mandated fun
Sarah_Serinde: but before that Oliver had a creepy conversation
LunarJade: told you this episode was a bop
SaxPython: VIP-ish
Sarah_Serinde: LunarJade And you were so right
Julian_Rogue: @LunarJade They're all bops.
jacqui_lantern234: @LunarJade heather, EVERYTHING youre in is delightful!!! #Gottem
PharaohBender27: :D
Oscelot: gdi I thought about Calliope again and now I just have Creepy Doll from Jonathan Coulton stuck in my head
sheqesi: Mmm bop!
WiJohn: Could happen, we're going to lupine country!
Gekyouryuu: "this episode is a bop." "and fire is hot. what are we saying here?"
SaxPython: Masque, SingsNote a aaaaah. Defender of the Universe
jacqui_lantern234: NECKsersizes
Anaerin: @Oscelot And there's a creepy doll, that always follows you, it's got a ruined eye, that's always, open...
Oscelot: I'm sure Masque has plenty of greebles on that face to snap a mask onto
Oscelot: gdi @Anaerin XD lol
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WiJohn: They are 100% smooching right now
ContingentCat: I just figured keeping his mask on was part of his vampire powers
PharaohBender27: They made a non-aggression pact :p
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BusTed: 🧛
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Julian_Rogue: vampires were people too
SaxPython: @Julian_Rogue if it has a humanity score, it's a human!
LunarJade: things are happening..
Strebenherz: Oliver suddenly savants
KeytarCat: Three pips in politic!
ContingentCat: politics intensifies
DeM0nFiRe: Politics: Extant
ButButTheJesus: Happening: Something
Naroketh: is this where we go to talk about bite club?
raaabr: I prefer Youtube streams for the less intrusive ads, myself, even if it's behind
raaabr: Oh no he has a Soundboard
Naroketh: also YouTube works better on Chromecast.
SmithKurosaki: @raaabr Ive got a Twitch Sub and YT premium, I've been finding YT ads too obnoxious in general myself
Yessica B.: this is the first time I actually remembered to come to the live show
SmithKurosaki: Accurate Naro
SmithKurosaki: Glad you made it :)
Naroketh: Smith, get a pihole set up on your network.
SmithKurosaki: Yea, I just dont have time :(
SmithKurosaki: oooo
Random Factor: Jacob has created monsters.
SmithKurosaki: Correct
kenzie d: Oh baby I didn’t miss it!
raaabr: Concise
SmithKurosaki: They just got started :)
ghostbirdofprey: What could possibly go wrong!?
Naroketh: I know how to find out ...
Oscelot: Pfff
SaxPython: Charlie XCX-y
PharaohBender27: I was thinking like Cori there at first
ContingentCat: brat like 360 party girl?
ArdCollider: LOL picturing the "BDSM or XCX" situation
niccus: how close was this to brat summer (observed)
Juliamon: I was gonna say that and Cameron *beat me*
Juliamon: by months
Gekyouryuu: if one joins a college fraternity, are they a "Bro-sferatu" or a "Nos-frat-su"?
Oscelot: *snerk* @Juliamon
SaxPython: blah blah bleah
Brozard: When will it be Ratt Summer?
LunarJade: our show is very popular among the kindred
Oscelot: I think Bro-sferatu flows better @Gekyouryuu
DeM0nFiRe: Blehddit!
BusTed: bleddit
Julian_Rogue: oh Bledit is good
SaxPython: Bleed(dot)it
Jakelope13: I think calling a social media platform that's Vampire-only 'Bledit' is just asking the Second Inquisition to hack into it
Julian_Rogue: @Jakelope13 I named my news website "the pulse"
Gekyouryuu: @Jakelope13 like "coach feratu" in Rick and Morty
Julian_Rogue: That's why country bumpkin vampires are so rare
LunarJade: everything was fine
SaxPython: "Fine"
BusTed: onstaWELP
corianderd: skill issue
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
LunarJade: maybe they should have just tried harder
Oscelot: Vampire darwin awards
SaxPython: KomodoHype lol Skill Issue
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Bobtheninjagoldfish: Didam Adam just turn into Adam cole Baybay?
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KingTaltia: Maybe they just REALLY sucked with their wilderness survival and they all just accidentally got caught out in the sun. Clearly.
fracassio: They weren't vampire survivors
DeM0nFiRe: If it were me I would simply not get mauled by a werewolf
corianderd: @AnAnonymousGifter Thanks for the gift sub!
SaxPython: Do you want to cube that!!!
Oscelot: @SaxPython exactly what popped into my brain immediately lol
jacqui_lantern234: OHAI CORI <3
Anaerin: You spend a *fortune* on lint rollers./
LunarJade: as a werewolf even if you aren’t transformed into a dog… do you always just smell like a wet dog in the rain?
Gekyouryuu: @Anaerin they need to make clothes that automatically repel lint/animal hair. get those werewolves some wolf wear.
Oscelot: We're heading to Goldstream, right?
SaxPython: CurseLit FrankerZ CurseLit
Julian_Rogue: Just like live on a cruise ship
amative1: Masque! Ah-ah... savior of the universe!
amative1: The politics are politicking
raaabr: CAMERON NO
SmithKurosaki: Correct lol
ghostbirdofprey: This is why you don't talk about bite club
ghostbirdofprey: "fine"
raaabr: Jessica Chadwick's Vtuber model would definitely say "skill issue"
Nigouki: well that's a proper curse right there
Anaerin: A "Free" RV
Oscelot: """"free""""
ContingentCat: What kind of decal will be on the side?
corianderd: free for me
DrLigmaPhD: So does the gang get a talking great dane too?
Brozard: A Carvamp
Oscelot: fair @corianderd hehe
type_variable: @DrLigmaPhD they have a cougar
Brozard: *caravamp
SaxPython: Fail luck roll, our RV is a 2005 Kia Soul
KaleidoscopeMind: ask both of them independently. get 2 caravamps
PharaohBender27: Oliver thinks Chainz supports Trudeau Kappa
fracassio: He's not wrong
Oscelot: Examining Oliver's motivations is *fascinating*
Juliamon: Oliver probably hates all vampires as a baseline, because it's "their fault" he's one
Oscelot: wouldn't surprise me. though I think he's smart enough to know that only one sire is at fault, at least deep down?
Oscelot: though that doesn't mean he wouldn't be grumpy about it until that's resolved
Sarah_Serinde: Others haven't treated him particularly well though
Oscelot: yeah
Gekyouryuu: in case anyone missed it last week, I saw someone call it "Vandalf 3", so I propose that Vandalf 1 is Vandalf the Grey, 2 is Vandalf the White, and 3, going off some of Gandalf's other names, is Mith-van-dir, as a play on Mithrandir.
Juliamon: yeah, the "I know it's not *actually* your fault but I can't help but feel that way"
Sarah_Serinde: And I could see taking issue with vampire society as a whole for putting him in this position
Nigouki: wait, are mermaids real in this world? D:
Oscelot: There's also the fact that--- yes, exactly @Sarah_Serinde
DaxStrife: Oh I hope that fishing tackle actually pays off later.
Sarah_Serinde: A position that he hates and feels that people look down on him
Oscelot: @Gekyouryuu *cackle* Mithvandir
TheInferno390: On top of the fact that vampire society has largely treated him like an unwanted puppy
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SaxPython: SabaPing
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
PharaohBender27: :D
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
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KV1NN4: Ironically this game gives me life.
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Sarah_Serinde: I love Marge
Oscelot: The fact that Calliope isn't riding marge any more was a fascinating thing to just drop.
SaxPython: A+ cori faces
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spethycakes: Marge is a treasure
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Efhan: Marge is great
Oscelot: rofl Marge
TheInferno390: Marge has rear view mirrors
Despoiler98: Marge just homer simpsoned out
Gekyouryuu: they'd do well against fae. "may I have your name?" "no, it was a gift."
DaxStrife: She exited the room like Soos. "I am needed elsewhere."
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
Efhan: @Oscelot Calliope has way more interest in Oliver now, apparently
Oscelot: @Efhan indeeeed.
ButButTheJesus: t pose and walk back
Oscelot: T Pose and hover back
Brozard: Oliver’s like that deer through the kid’s slide
Ignatiuspants: ooh, Oliver is leveling up
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
Gekyouryuu: Oliver bumps into a table, BUT he stumbles backwards and gracefully recovers like it was intentional
Sarah_Serinde: There are two wolves inside of you. Neither one is a wolf
Julian_Rogue: and a wolf :D sorry about the transporter accident
Gekyouryuu: like doing a flip/roll over it, and lands on his feet
Jakelope13: Inside every Vampire there is a Human, likely cowering in terror from the Vampire that's also in there
type_variable: you guys have wolves inside you?
Shparky2197: Hey all, having a rough day today. Thanks for being here with your positivity, I really need the mood boost.
amative1: 45 minutes later
SmithKurosaki: Thats a rough constraint
Anaerin: Ow.? Like "I'm shouting because this should hurt, but it didn't"
Julian_Rogue: SHMEMPLE XD
Oscelot: Schmemple XD
Sarah_Serinde: pfft
KaleidoscopeMind: schm'mple
Julian_Rogue: TEMPLE OF ZOOM
ohjanji: LMAOO
DeM0nFiRe: LUL top notch name
Shparky2197: Hahahahaha
Strebenherz: "Temple of zooooom"
gibbousm: Zoom Zoom Zoom
neisan2112: Excelent
TheInferno390: LUL
gualdhar: that's amazing
ButButTheJesus: GDI
almas_zarkona: Zoom Zoom!
spo8n: with the schemelpelsteines
Lysander_salamander: That's an amazing name
iris_of_ether: Hahahaha
Julian_Rogue: 10/10 no notes
Chesul: Oh man, if there were time before Desert Bus I would totally make the Temple of Zoom.
Sarah_Serinde: @Shparky2197 lrrHEART hope it gets better from here
groulux: The Shemple
Gekyouryuu: "he is.... trying." "is he succeeding?"
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
Strebenherz: "NOOOPE"
Julian_Rogue: @JacobBurgessVO Great writing! how do we spell the name?
TheInferno390: Oh Quinn
Despoiler98: foodvi2LUL foodvi2LUL foodvi2LUL mruuLUL mruuLUL mruuLUL
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Anaerin: Temple of Zoom is *obviously* a Mazda dealership. Because Zoom Zoom.
JacobBurgessVO: Schmemple
WiJohn: We don't talk about him
Julian_Rogue: Thanks <3
JacobBurgessVO: 👍
Diabore: even the pontiac aztec?
DeM0nFiRe: @Julian_Rogue t e m p l e space o f space z o o m Kappa
Gekyouryuu: there are rumors and stories about this reclusive car dealer. which is to say "Legends of the Hidden Schmemple"
PharaohBender27: NGL, I initially thought this was an in-joke about a real car dealership in Victoria
groulux: Oliver needs a Renaud 5!
ladylinzington: omg. Roadquest: NADTD
Oscelot: @Gekyouryuu *groan*
JacobBurgessVO: Happy to answer questions, but they may be delayed
Sarah_Serinde: Oliver gets to be useful!
KV1NN4: my HEART
Oscelot: CAT
JacobBurgessVO: Literally at Tokyo Disney SEA, please tag if questions.
Oscelot: YES
ButButTheJesus: old car? can I get an old british roadster that won't start, they look great
ohjanji: "no"
Julian_Rogue: @JacobBurgessVO Greatful for answers nonetheless <3
Gekyouryuu: @Oscelot I apologize for nothing..
Oscelot: Cat cat cat cat. Caaaaaaaat.
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
spethycakes: Marge and cat, a full crew
Oscelot: Don't make the puma walk that far ;_;
Sarah_Serinde: I adore them
Despoiler98: foodvi2OMG foodvi2OMG oh HI MARGE
gibbousm: I want to see Oliver do a Princess Auto shopping trip
TheDevil_Risen: I thought Oliver can eat food ?
KeytarCat: Food makes me not feel good, but I still have to eat it
PharaohBender27 perks up at the mention of archive
DeM0nFiRe: :D
Oscelot: @KeytarCat mood x.x
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groulux: @gibbousm Yes!!!!!
Juliamon: He can eat food without immediate issues, but he still has to deal with it
Jakelope13: You can't go camping without S'mores!
Gekyouryuu: yeah, Jessica, talk to anyone lactose intolerant if they eat cheese
Sarah_Serinde: He can eat food more easily than most vampires but still not the way humans do
ArdCollider: (waits for the rotschreck explainer)
Despoiler98: yeah and camper beds are real small
Anaerin: So, we need to invite a white guy named Graham, Marge of the family Mallow, and a person of colour.
PharaohBender27: :D
Oscelot: oh gods, having to ghoul someone in the DMV to be able to get your license renewed...
TheDevil_Risen: lrrSHINE lrrAWESOME lrrSHINE
Oscelot: 'cause they're definitely only open during the day
MAPBoardgames: My driver's license was good for 60 years after its issuance.
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Gekyouryuu: Oliver should've gotten it the DAY he became a vampire, just so we could debate if the DMV trip was the worst thing to happen that day or not
Julian_Rogue: Just go buy an RV from costco
KeytarCat: RV is like 4 across 3 beds, camper is like 4 across 2?
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
saucemaster5000: costco memberships are goated
DaxStrife: Our Costco membership, comrade.
KaleidoscopeMind: living alone means you never need anything in bulk tho
jacqui_lantern234: LUL oh, oliver XD
Juliamon: KaleidoscopeMind But it's such a good deal!
KaleidoscopeMind: (or at least so rarely)
niccus: kirkland signature ass caitiff
Despoiler98: @KeytarCat depends how much your willing to pay and how old they are, the older the vehicle/trailer the smaller they were
ghostbirdofprey: is Marge just me? O_o
Gavin Li: Aw dang it! I missed the start of this one!
ContingentCat: I like that presumably Jordan's ok with murder but not driving without a licence
Oscelot: My husband just hollered across the room that we were going to Schmemple's Temple.
Julian_Rogue: I just imagined the Temple of zoom guy as dave spokesman XD
Seabats: @niccus this is v good
Sarah_Serinde: @Juliamon Not if you can't finish the food before it goes bad and don't have enough space to store bulk stuff...
measureofhope: Is this live or pre-recorded?
Anaerin: @KaleidoscopeMind You say that, but my late stepdaughter had a literal closet filled with dry and frozen goods. Enough food and sundries to last 6 months.
DrLigmaPhD: @measureofhope Pre
Seabats: it's live, I'm talking in twitch chat while I play
KeytarCat: very prerecorded
PharaohBender27: :D
DaxStrife: Camo Up Super Cup.
Sarah_Serinde: @ContingentCat My read on that was that she worried Oliver would be very bad at it and/or they'd have extra trouble to deal with if someone asked to see it
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
Julian_Rogue: @Seabats Just imagined you frantically typing when the camera isn't on you
Despoiler98: LOL Yes that Pink Camo
Sarah_Serinde: Adam is just that skilled
Despoiler98: the most stealth camo
Brozard: yes
Brozard: beach camo
LunarJade: gotta wear camo.. it’s important
wedge_x: safety pink
Jakelope13: I don't think Jessica's dad was going 'camping'...
Anaerin: Presence. Though she may also be bringing presents...
Despoiler98: @LunarJade I think she went "glamping"
Ignatiuspants: pink camo could be useful for hiding among fields of cherry blossoms
Julian_Rogue: ISn't his background in civil engineering? couldn't he like engineer a way in?
Oscelot: not quickly, probably @Julian_Rogue
niccus: that's a social engineer
Anaerin: @Julian_Rogue Sure, if they were drawing building plans.
Jakelope13: @Julian_Rogue Maybe if he had the blueprints? He's an architect
Julian_Rogue: @Oscelot Dinger
Julian_Rogue: @Jakelope13 I bet they're on the inside
Julian_Rogue: "Uhhhh yes!"
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Jakelope13: Critical Success? Please Critical Success
LunarJade: three hunger… I’m sure nothing will go wrong
Oscelot: Nope. totally not. never does.
DaxStrife: One simple question, goes hangry.
Julian_Rogue: Silas has PTSD from uni
niccus: job interviews are like that
Anaerin: Students? No, I'm faculty.
type_variable: good boys dont lie
PharaohBender27: So the IRL Provincial Archives is on Government Street, but does have a vaguely brutalist look to it. It's also across the street from a park with a fountain, it looks like!
definenull: Ah I'm late to bite club! Any messy crits yet?
WiJohn: Give it a minute
Oscelot: Oooh I didn't even think to look it up @PharaohBender27 . To google!
Anaerin: @definenull Soon™
Juliamon: definenull No, but Cameron just made a bad choice
PrinceNimzar: soon
KingTaltia: "I can't believe a simple lie would cause me to frenzy" (VHS rewind noise) "Silas is the smart one... by a country mile."
SharktoothJack: the night is still young
Sarah_Serinde: sergeOffByOne
LunarJade: sometimes it takes a few minutes for those Messy Crits to warm up
Vilun: "Are you university students?" "Yes..." everything goes black, sound of cartilage tearing
Oscelot: How can you be off by one? Serge isn't ev playing this game ;)
Gavin Li: Where’s the coterie at?
amative1: Jo's house
amative1: planning for the camping trip
Gavin Li: Oh right. Quinn and Knives gave them a hint that something was happening up island by some campgrounds, right?
ghostbirdofprey: splitting the party always helps
Sarah: Quinn and Chainz asked them to investigate something because it's a big problem and they don't want Knives or other people to know about it
SmithKurosaki: @Gavin Li Yea
Sarah: Because it could cause a lot of conflict between factions
ghostbirdofprey: It was less Quinn and Knives gave them a hint and more "We don't know Go find out wtf that is?"
SmithKurosaki: @ghostbirdofprey Always\
ghostbirdofprey: I mean DID they have any actual useful info?
Gavin Li: Temple of what?
SmithKurosaki: Zoom
Korren: Can't stay for the premiere because I have D&D tonight but I am sooo excited for the VOD
SmithKurosaki: It'll be available immediately on this channel. Have a good DnD
Nigouki: woooooooow
Sarah_Serinde: Oh yeahhhh
Despoiler98: T BUUUUUCK
WiJohn: Got that T Buck money
type_variable: T BUCK!
MAPBoardgames: Jacob seemed so disappointed there was no frenzy
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Strebenherz: BARTER IT DOWN (I know pre-record)
KingTaltia: "You pull out a bag of drug money" SICK, the guard is now COMPLETELY certain you're college students.
Nigouki: is this guy a textbook publisher ripping off university students like that?
TheInferno390: @Jakelope13 Night clerk doesn't pay well I bet
Julian_Rogue: @MAPBoardgames What no. He's bummed.
PharaohBender27: "Is there a finding aid for these maps?"
Despoiler98: @Jakelope13 he's making like $12 and hour, $200 is good money to him (i've been that night guard)
Brozard: I mean, 200 Canadian
Anaerin: @Brozard Oh, so it's like $30.
TheDevil_Risen: sergeOffByOne
Juliamon: Nigouki Where are you getting textbooks this cheap?
TheDevil_Risen: lrrFINE
TheInferno390: sergeOffByOne
spo8n: I had a clean break poop earlier today, nothing can go wrong here
PharaohBender27: (I actually work as an archivist at a historical society, so this is interesting on a whole other level in addition to the overall interestingness of the session)
Vilun: what's the "bad" roll?
corianderd: @Vilun no successes and a 1 on the hunger dice
type_variable: @Vilun two 10s and at least one on a hunger die
WiJohn: @spo8n sweet
Oscelot: @PharaohBender27 Oh neat! That's important work. Thank you for doing it.
LunarJade: Now now.. Messy Crits aren’t bad. They are exciting
ohjanji: hahaha it DOES look hand-built huh
Jakelope13: Uh, wait, Oliver knows this car dealer guy in his normal life, and he's showing up to buy a vehicle with a Vampire's Boon?
KaleidoscopeMind: messy crits are the narratively good roll
PrinceNimzar: still waiting for a best failure to happen
LunarJade: And one day I’ll get my wish of a Best Fail. One day.. it’ll totally happen.
Brozard: Messy Crits create story
Sarah_Serinde: @Jakelope13 He knows someone who works for the guy, he's never met the guy himself
spethycakes: "not with THIS business model" preach
corianderd: @Vilun sorry yes the one we're joking about is the critical success. I described the actual "bad roll"
Sarah_Serinde: @LunarJade I believe in you
Efhan: Didn't you figure out that Bestial failures were easier to achieve, only needing a 1 on a hunger and not *enough* successes to succeed? Seem to remember that from last Q&A
PharaohBender27: Oh hey, just noticed - the IRL BC Archives are like a stone's throw away from Beacon Hill Park, the setting for many a LRR sketch!
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Oscelot: @PharaohBender27 handy X3
PharaohBender27: :D
Oscelot: the wacky inflatable arm men are an amazing touch @JacobBurgessVO
Anaerin: They're caled "Skydancers", apparently, Jacob.
mercano82: really good imagery here.
lamina5432: wacky wavy inflatable arm man is the official name
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PharaohBender27: @Anaerin Yeah, but "Wacky Inflatible Waving Tube Guys" is more entertaining
SaxPython: SingsNote We do talk about Bruno SingsNote
Anaerin: Oh absolutely.
Oscelot: I always think of those half deadly kid's toys that you wind up and let go to fly up when I hear "skydaner"
Sarah_Serinde: pfft
PharaohBender27: :O
Oscelot: Amazing
Despoiler98: mruuLUL mruuLUL mruuLUL bariste
saucemaster5000: Alright that really got me
mercano82: not a justice of the peace?
corianderd: i should have a mustard suit and a shirt covered in mustard
Anaerin: @Despoiler98 Barrister. Not Barista.
gnyrinn: The only thing missing was "Barrister, barista"
RurouniGeo: Saul Carman?
SmithKurosaki: Jacob is seeing this about to go sideways
ghostbirdofprey: I wonder if Jessica might have nicked Kimiko's school ID
ghostbirdofprey: (I think that was her snaccs name last season)
Sarah: Yeah I think that's right
Sarah: Real name was something like Claire but she tried to get anime club people to call her Kimiko
ghostbirdofprey: ah
SmithKurosaki: Cant wait for that inevitable Messy Crit :p
ghostbirdofprey: What could possibly go wrong!!??
Vilun: @corianderd thank you. I figured your one was the bad roll vs the "bad" roll
iris_of_ether: I love everything about this
SaxPython: KomodoHype Temple of Zoom!
Despoiler98: @Anaerin I hit enter to quick forgot the final R
Sarah_Serinde: Good start Oliver
ohjanji: we need uhhhhhhhh car
almas_zarkona: Sunglasses at night!
ButButTheJesus: A Chrysler, that seats about 20
DirectorStephanie: uhhhhhh car? yeah. car!
Jakelope13: Is... is Shmemple running for office or something?
Sarah_Serinde: Oliver, buddy gabyLul
Sarah_Serinde: Oliver *is* one of the kids :P
corianderd: rude
Oscelot: Struth, Sarah
SaxPython: Smoooth recovery
type_variable: lmao geocaching
LunarJade: geocaching is actually pretty fun
v_nome: Yes... geocaching is looking at rocks. Definitely.
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Oscelot: I love that Geocaching is widely enough known to make that reference now
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
ArdCollider: not a throp, etc.
iris_of_ether: CORI :D
FadedOasis: HAHAHA
Julian_Rogue: DAMN
adept_nekomancer: Geocashiers
Sarah_Serinde: Amazing Cori
DaxStrife: Brutal.
DeM0nFiRe: That was so fast
definenull: Damn
Oscelot: HOLY CRAP
TheInferno390: omg
ContingentCat: LUL perfect
Shparky2197: damn
SaxPython: Woah!
ButButTheJesus: DAYUM
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahahahaha
NotCainNorAbel: lrrWOW
almas_zarkona: Damn!
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neisan2112: Daaayym
KingTaltia: SAVAGE Jo!
definenull: Stone cold
Julian_Rogue: murdered em
LunarJade: I did some geocaching in the city a couple years ago
Oscelot: @corianderd I didn't know you could final death someone with WORDS
MrPhlip: lrrWOW
ohjanji: no.
Jakelope13: The smackdown!
Strebenherz: Dead ass "DEAD"
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
WiJohn: Messy crit to the heart
ArdCollider: FBtouchdown
KV1NN4: Oliver respects the shotgun rule XD
Sarah_Serinde: pfft
SnackPak_: lrrBartleby
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
SaxPython: KomodoHype
Diabore: oliver no
ButButTheJesus: "...YES."
type_variable: lmao
Twilight_Spark: Is Quinn okay?
saucemaster5000: no one who drives a dodge viper goes to church
SaxPython: This is some Harry Wormwood action
Sarah_Serinde: Only driven at night, definitely by someone *very calm* and *never in a rush*
Sarah_Serinde: @Twilight_Spark Yeah he just changes vehicles, like, weekly
PMAvers: "something that can move a bunch of bodies."
Oscelot: "Something that can move a body-- I mean wait"
Jakelope13: Oh no, did Quinn sell (one of) his car(s)?
SaxPython: Yo is this Ollie points in politics paying off in the negotiation?
Sarah_Serinde: Jacob has mentioned more than once that people rarely see Quinn driving the same car twice. He probably got tired of this one and moved on
ohjanji: olliver pls
ButButTheJesus: oli pls
ArdCollider: sub ter fudge
Vilun: he's got a huge what now?
Gekyouryuu: inb4 1
Gekyouryuu: or not, lol
Gekyouryuu: there it is
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
Nigouki: ahahahaha
Strebenherz: PFFFFFFFFT
type_variable: LMAO
SnackPak_: that esclated
niccus: auto success
LunarJade: told you someone gets bopped
ButButTheJesus: DAYUM
bladed_shadow: very direct
ContingentCat: Jordan doesn't need to be told twice lol
Dread_Pirate_Westley: "Bop"
ohjanji: that's one way to go about it
SaxPython: DM I do the thing
DeM0nFiRe: Cori is so fast LUL
iris_of_ether: You're the best Cori
TheInferno390: Cori Jesus
gibbousm: nice
Oscelot: Gods I hope she did it gently so she didn't just cut him in half roflmao
Gekyouryuu: HERE comes the high rolls
Strebenherz: No hestitation
wedge_x: permission, no hesitation
niccus: *now* you messy crit
Sarah_Serinde: I am so here for Jordan having zero tolerance for nonsense here
almas_zarkona: "Oh...that Quinn."
CaptainSpam: Ah, the Sneakers strategy.
RurouniGeo: death by ballshot
Strebenherz: Do we know if this guy is human
Oscelot: Same @Sarah_Serinde
Juliamon: Kick, not obliterate
Vilun: can Brujah turn off the super strength?
Anaerin: It's in the balls, it's ALL potence.
WiJohn: She'll kick you apart
Jakelope13: Oh god not a hungry crit here
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
SmithKurosaki: Schmemple's totally gonna turn out to be a Saul type
raaabr: Geocaching is a great joke
SmithKurosaki: DAMN
ButButTheJesus: @WiJohn she'll kick you apahhht, ooh
DeM0nFiRe: :D
Sarah_Serinde: I am cackling
adept_nekomancer: Discount code "deez nutz"
unarmedoracle: Jo's foot goes further into his body that she was really expecting, probably nothing.
Ignatiuspants: Quinn speaks Yiddish?
Oscelot: *cackles*
Strebenherz: Quinn: Busy
Gekyouryuu: NAH, car backfiring
KingTaltia: God I love Quinn, there's never a scene Quinn's not stealing the show.
the_walking: so good
ProcyonFlynn: Must be Engine Maintenance - guy likes cars :p
Julian_Rogue: OH
iris_of_ether: OH
ladylinzington: Jo is so over everything, this is hilarious
Oscelot: Ahahaha
Seabats: c viper
SaxPython: NotLikeThis SabaPing NotLikeThis
type_variable: adam!
Sarah_Serinde: :D
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
Strebenherz: Adam
spethycakes: quantu105Lol
gibbousm: Adam
Oscelot: @Seabats you're a breath of fresh air my GODS XD
iris_of_ether: :D
Julian_Rogue: Adam! XD
TheInferno390: Adam lmao
Gekyouryuu: Quinn's the protagonist of the ACTUAL vampire show, and we're following the goofy B plot that in the actual show we just check in on once or twice an episode as things get wildly out of hand
Efhan: Adam is amazing
saucemaster5000: fucking hell so good
ButButTheJesus: katesGigl
gibbousm: lrrADAM
iris_of_ether: I'm a little late on the emote but seabatHITBOX
Singenmeister: Commitment * Ti * The * Bit
Oscelot: I hope they pick out a hearse
adept_nekomancer: Vampire Bus for Hope!
SnackPak_: gross
PMAvers: I feel like Ian would feel at home here
Julian_Rogue: Desert suck for hope.... Nope
SaxPython: @adept_nekomancer <3 <3 <3
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gibbousm: lrrFINE
corianderd: Cinn-a-bego
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iris_of_ether: Sin-a-bego D:
ButButTheJesus: but can they also take the viper
niccus: oh no..
gualdhar: what about a very high end motor coach, which is no longer going to a certain judge and ended up in Canada somehow
unarmedoracle: THe quinnebago
Oscelot: Ow XD @unarmedoracle
DaxStrife: Oh he's never seeing that pod again. It's gonna get torn to shreds.
PMAvers: Oh, someone's *seen* Oliver's house.
chaostreader: a nice rv that fits at least four people.
Julian_Rogue: Stalks by night accidently sires a new vampire. vampire culture gets that much more confusing
LunarJade: gotta fight some werewolves with the rv
Transmuted_Elf: glamping!
Sarah_Serinde: pfft
Oscelot: @Julian_Rogue Yessssss
Diabore: did one of them get popped? an hour is a long time to be on the ground
Efhan: Man, I love Oliver
ButButTheJesus: but but the viper
KingTaltia: "I do!" Oliver says excitedly, It's his Costco membership again.
MacbethSeemsSus: I'm picturing quiet sobbing in the background as this all goes on.
TheInferno390: @Julian_Rogue A Cougar Thrall siring a thinblood is such a funny idea
Julian_Rogue: @TheInferno390 Right?! XD
Gekyouryuu: @Diabore if not, it's at least lost somewhere in his midsection
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
SnackPak_: dang Jessica
PharaohBender27: lunarj1Heart
type_variable: i figured lmao
Sarah_Serinde: pfft
Julian_Rogue: (Take the 200$ back)(I know its pre recorded)
Oscelot: *snerk*
Despoiler98: foodvi2Mad foodvi2Mad foodvi2Mad Jessica be cold
Julian_Rogue: yes adam!
Julian_Rogue: he heard me through time
Oscelot: """"""Consentual""""""
Strebenherz: OH NO
Despoiler98: HAHAHA
Sarah_Serinde: :D
ProcyonFlynn: Leave an extra 50 ;p
ButButTheJesus: I did not know/remember feeding feels good for the human
Julian_Rogue: @Oscelot continues enthusiastic? consent?
Sarah_Serinde: LunarJade Heather you were so right about this episode
Oscelot: Look, he got a hundred dollars per blood pip
Oscelot: @Julian_Rogue hehehe
SmithKurosaki: Excellent deadpan
amative1: Would you like to rouse to add two dice to that?
SmithKurosaki: ADAM
PharaohBender27: D:
Oscelot: Amazing
Juliamon: Does he even have enough blood left to *actually* jack off
Julian_Rogue: @Juliamon probably pass out while doing so but yes
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: lolol
Despoiler98: @Juliamon thats why he passed out it all went to other priorities :D
Julian_Rogue: beautiful sound. fistfull of dice
TheInferno390: Questions only VtM might bring up :p
type_variable: oh no gangrels?
Oscelot: I'm surprised there aren't mineshafts
Julian_Rogue: Diglet vampires
MacbethSeemsSus: Ah, the minecraft gambit
Oscelot: @Julian_Rogue I love that so much
Ignatiuspants: the first night in Minecraft solution
ContingentCat: into the pit
Nigouki: just a minecraft sleephole
LiveFaust: Feels like Lucy at her "Psychiatrist" stand. "I LOVE the sound of nickels!"
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
circusofkirkus: bat time
Oscelot: roflmao
ButButTheJesus: ♪ diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole ♪
Efhan: ♫I am a Gangrel and I'm digging a hole♫
Oscelot: I think he will never get Protean at this point XD
TheInferno390: lolololololol
mercano82: Jacob feels like Quinn does any time he has to deal with Oliver.
Julian_Rogue: sounds like a mist opportunity
Oscelot: I meannnnn @mercano82
Gekyouryuu: "stay tuned to the end of the episode for bonus scene...."
ContingentCat: he already has a cougar friend
SnackPak_: worse? that's better
TheMandrew: nah, i feel like this is the Bontan, "I AM a necromancer" moment :P
Brozard: bat(s)
Terr0rc0tta: more like amateurean, amirite
LiveFaust: Gruff voice.
Julian_Rogue: just eat som pre work out for some protean
LiveFaust: "WHERE IS SHE."
gibbousm: cmn princess auto
phoenixfeather14: not Princess Auto?
Gekyouryuu: I saw a great comic of a vampire talking to a lich, the vampire takes bat form, and it's just a bat the size of an adult human, and then it walks away
Oscelot: Canadian Tire but not Princess Auto?! Blasphemy!
Julian_Rogue: canadian Van Tire
Sarah_Serinde: Look Beej isn't the one playing :P
ContingentCat: camping supplies is what canadian tire is good for
Oscelot: lol @Sarah_Serinde
Oscelot: @Sarah_Serinde this is just how we know that vampires are actually evil ;)
PharaohBender27: Wait Silas *took* the documents!? :O Archives aren't lending libraries!
ContingentCat: plus you get to experience that really interesting smell of a canadian tire
Nigouki: Q comes before R, so Quinn gonna have to pay
Sarah_Serinde: Oh Oliver absolutely does
Julian_Rogue: @Sarah_Serinde Next campaign maybe
KingTaltia: @PharaohBender27 I just want to voice the absurdity that is the sentence; "Tangible Tsundere Titan; Hassan Chop"
Julian_Rogue: But I can help!
SnackPak_: what a wild shopping list
PharaohBender27 rolls a 1 on stealth for going to dinner, so he loudly trips over furtniture to the point all of chat look at him
Twilight_Spark: Forget the teacher's discount, we've got the vampire discount.
Julian_Rogue: Bite club membership coming in handy
Gekyouryuu: you need the extras to make the camper look legit. otherwise a vehicle with no supplies just SCREAMS suspicious
Brozard: I thought he meant an RV hookup
ButButTheJesus: @PharaohBender27 katesSus
Julian_Rogue: That's for canadian Pire. its different
SmithKurosaki: Wait, he no longer wants to be a BAT?
Sarah: I'm not sure how much Oliver actually *wanted* to be a bat, he was just fixated on it as "a thing that vampires can do" and wanted to know if he could
Sarah: iirc anyway
SmithKurosaki: Makes snse
Julian_Rogue: just straight to murder
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
wedge_x: not Canadian Tire, but deffo Bulk Barn
Gekyouryuu: @PharaohBender27 *rolls a 0 and fails to even notice that much*
type_variable: i just think we dont explore murder much as an option
LiveFaust: Good thing you're not a mod, Pharaoh. I'd hate to see you make a bestial failure in chat.
Oscelot: Oliver made so many of them
jacqui_lantern234: not much, past adam, whats rib-eye with you?
LunarJade: not dead, just asleep
Diabore: they go to sleep... permanently
Oscelot: @PharaohBender27 *perceives Pharaoh*
Julian_Rogue: Turns out canadian tire was lupin teritory
LunarJade: Best Fail alludes me again
corianderd: @LunarJade one day
KingTaltia: Nah, they just go into Torpor. It's surprisingly hard to kill a vamp in Masquerade.
Oscelot: Alas @LunarJade
MyrddintheWizard: Trying so hard to get that fail @LunarJade
Nigouki: D:
Sarah_Serinde: ooh
Nigouki: suits!?
Oscelot: dun dun DUNNNNN
jacqui_lantern234: i feel like those suits are an "OH NO" moment
type_variable: messyyy critttt
type_variable: cmon
ContingentCat: suits in a canadian tire at night is really sus
Oscelot: Suits at Canadian Tire is so anachronistic
Nigouki: Oliver thinks they're MPPs
Oscelot: "Do you want to risk i--" "YES."
cavvdor: The answer in this group is always yes ;)
Julian_Rogue: Man dice un-friends
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Vilun: where is Marge wearing the hands?
cavvdor: I bet Oliver had a considerable stash of Canadian Tire money in his home
jacqui_lantern234: "yay im useful :D "
groulux: Your retirement Canadian tire money!
CaptainSpam: Wait... they have a TARP BUDGET? They're saved!
Oscelot: """""camping"""""
DeM0nFiRe: Wow so this whole game is just so LRR can live out a fantasy of having a tarp budget
Sarah_Serinde: Oliver gets to be useful and like, actually use his skills
jacqui_lantern234: all of Olivers money went to the tarp budget :p
corianderd: I said glamping and I meant it!
Oscelot: Oliver is the best
adept_nekomancer: You never know when you'll need a fish
Julian_Rogue: Sire a catfish and just leave it confused
Nigouki: Mermaids know where the sasquatch is!
ohjanji: why WOULDN'T we go fishing? we're going outside
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
SaxPython: SabaPing
Oscelot: roflmao @Julian_Rogue
Sarah_Serinde: Blue screened
jacqui_lantern234: for the SPORT, Jessica!!! :P
Rhynerd: show of skill, just for fun, etc.
ButButTheJesus: becau.......
LiveFaust: Silas dressing down for camping is wearing a polo and khakis.
Rourke9: oh Oliver
Oscelot: WOAH
LunarJade: I mean seriously we probably can’t drain blood out of fish… can we?
cavvdor: Trying to explain catch and release to someone who doesn't understand is a delight
Julian_Rogue: Oh fancy back ground transfer
Oscelot: Jacob teleported
Sarah: And then he got kinda distracted from that journey of discovery by meeting Marge and getting pulled into that whole thing
Sarah_Serinde: :D
Rhynerd: actually, can you make a fish your thrall like Oliver did with Stalks at Night?
CaptainSpam: "Why would we go fishing?" "Because we're millennials and we require fishing minigames at all times!"
Oscelot: @LunarJade You couuuld but it wouldn't be much
ohjanji: @Rhynerd ZOMBIE FISH ARMY??
Julian_Rogue: @Rhynerd I was joking but I imagine you could? although idk why.
Oscelot: Okay but for real now I'm super curious, had Jacob had a green screen behind him the entire episode?
corianderd: @Oscelot it's a real screen
niccus: the dreaded vampire candiru
Julian_Rogue: Hey @JacobBurgessVO hypothetical question. can you make a fish your familiar?
cavvdor: At least Silas has clothes to dress down TO, my Toreador had to dress down for a hike in rainy woods and was going through his clothes thinking "which one of these designers do I love LEAST"
LunarJade: @oscelot it’s a tv with images that Jacob has access to on the stream deck.
Despoiler98: has oliver tried writing down things to see if its just an auditory thing?
Sarah_Serinde: Jacob mentioned that Paul gave him some new toys
jacqui_lantern234: @Rhynerd you can do this, yes, but its not gonna be super useful much
Vilun: what does Adam mean by "one of those conversations"?
Oscelot: @corianderd @LunarJade OH. For some reason I thought that TV was smaller. I have no idea why. Ty!
type_variable: so hungry
Lysander_salamander: well, that's worrying
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
JacobBurgessVO: You can. There are... aquatic gangrel
WiJohn: Live in the now
corianderd: @Oscelot >_> it's the tv from the friend zone
almas_zarkona: Shark Vampires!
Oscelot: @JacobBurgessVO I feel like that would be a whole new level in detangling
Julian_Rogue: @JacobBurgessVO Neat. and spooky. thanks ! <3
Strebenherz: @LunarJade Scene cut to a vampire trying to fang a fish and the fangs keep slipping off the scales
Oscelot: @corianderd Ohhhh XD
NotCainNorAbel: YES!
SaxPython: OooOOOoooh
OmnipotentTrevor: "would you like to risk a role for information" is a fun way to state that
definenull: failing forward ✨✨
TheDevil_Risen: lrrFINE lrrHAM lrrHAM
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
MrPhlip: Windmill slam
Despoiler98: foodvi2Hype foodvi2Hype lets go Cameron
mercano82: Yes, and!
Rourke9: yeeeess
Lysander_salamander: I bet it's a Tsimsce
cavvdor: Blood Dimmed Tides was some great nightmare fuel
ButButTheJesus: heckin' buffering...
Julian_Rogue: Me a vampire. drinks a horshoe crab because hty're also immortal
Oscelot: @Julian_Rogue The fanciest blood. It's blue!
cavvdor: I mean they probably have something similar
Julian_Rogue: @cavvdor Horshoe crabs do. they use it in cancer research
Oscelot: @cavvdor Horseshoe crabs aren't the same as crabs. Also yes, they're vitally important to human medicine!
Nigouki: yeeeeeeessssssssss let's gooooooo
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cavvdor: That's so cool! I did not know that. They usually freak me out, but a little less now.
Brozard: oh no
Sarah_Serinde: uh oh
DeM0nFiRe: zeldaEyes
Nigouki: D:
Lysander_salamander: yay
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs
ohjanji: whoa
DeM0nFiRe: lrrFINE
Jakelope13: oh nO
jacqui_lantern234: UH OH
Oscelot: Oh she has Opinions about the Tremere
itira: tqsSweat
LilyOfTheVeil666: lrrFINE
Sarah_Serinde: I don't think we want to be a lamb
iris_of_ether: lunarj1Fangs
spethycakes: ohhhh
neisan2112: Ohhhhhh
iris_of_ether: OH NO
gibbousm: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
iris_of_ether: NO NO NO NO N O NO
Lysander_salamander: heck yeah
Jakelope13: oH nO
almas_zarkona: Oh no
Despoiler98: foodvi2OMG foodvi2OMG foodvi2OMG OH NO
TheDailyMapleSyrup: PrideHeartL PrideHeartR
Lysander_salamander: yayyyy
cavvdor: I saw her there again today, I wish, I wish, she'd go away.
cavvdor: OH
Rourke9: was this the price
RurouniGeo: oh noooo lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
Lysander_salamander: PrideLionYay mattlrHype2 PrideLionYay
Brozard: kermit_tremble.gif
cavvdor: NGHH
iris_of_ether: That's real real bad
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
DiscordianTokkan: lol
Isaac3567: Doesn't Silas recognize her from last season when he did the blood walk(?) on Marge? Or am I remembering wrong
SaxPython: I'm going to need a new silver bowl
Julian_Rogue: I was so focused on Vampirrahnas I missed plot
neisan2112: OH wow
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LunarJade: curse buddies!
DeM0nFiRe: oofa and/or doofa
cavvdor: Perfect
corianderd: same curse!
niccus: what does it sound like to a third party if they tried to each other about this
Oscelot: @Isaac3567 He saw her then, though she may have changed bodies again
Lysander_salamander: @Isaac3567 No, that was a different one. A Malkavian elder named Bloody Mary
Brozard: twinsies!
spethycakes: this is Very Bad and I'm so excited
jacqui_lantern234: spiderman pointing meme dot curse
Rourke9: oh nooo I thought that everyone was saying oh no bc stream froze but that was just me 😭
Rourke9: but i missed whatever it was
Gekyouryuu: my stream blooped for a moment. what happened with a curse?
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
ohjanji: LUL
SkipIives: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR notthatRIP notthatRIP notthatRIP notthatRIP notthatCult
RurouniGeo: oh nooo
Vilun: this little girl is infinitely more patient than Quinn
jacqui_lantern234: LUL GDI CAM
Oscelot: @Rourke9 Calliope showed up again
BusTed: LUL
MacbethSeemsSus: @Gekyouryuu Silas sees the lady, but now also can't talk about it
neisan2112: @Rourke9 Cameron saw the girl, and is now cursed as well.
Julian_Rogue: @Rourke9 Cam took a devils bargin. and got cursed lmao
PaulOkon1981: fish have blood
raaabr: Cameron will never not choose to succeed at a cost
Oscelot: @Oscelot and Silas is now cursed too
Sarah_Serinde: Silas tried real hard to figure out what's up with Oliver and now the thing that's paying attention to Oliver has noticed (and cursed) Silas too
cavvdor: Perfect
Seabats: this is so good
LiveFaust: DwarfFort patch notes?
Seabats: forgot about this
Gekyouryuu: ah, that seems bad
LunarJade: love this scene
cavvdor: Silas - mid main?
Sarah_Serinde: ooh
cavvdor: Support maybe
jacqui_lantern234: @Seabats YOUR EXISTENCE is so good!!!!!!! <3
KaleidoscopeMind: "dates"
Sarah_Serinde: time for girl talk :P
Oscelot: "some benefits" lol
sblue333: You know what I hate about the curse is that it prevents a solid Silas-Oliver bond which could be good....
iris_of_ether: "Benefits"
Rhynerd: I wonder what I'd talk about if I got hit with this curse. There's a few options.
Julian_Rogue: @unarmedoracle what position is Silas?
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
BusTed: 🤔
Efhan: So both cars have awkward conversations...
spethycakes: quantu105Lol
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Unless you're into that.
DeM0nFiRe: Maybe YOU dont
Oscelot: Getting STRAIGHT to the point lol
ContingentCat: so same as normal precautions dating as a young woman
Sarah_Serinde: Cori I love this version of the "be safe about it" conversation
neisan2112: Are you sure she doesn't tho?
neisan2112: @Oscelot No its gay
unarmedoracle: @Julian_Rogue I have never LoLd. I assume he's whatever would be funniest.
Rourke9: this is delightful
sblue333: LMAO
niccus: a good kicking foot,
KaleidoscopeMind: does "made yourself" include sir-ing
Oscelot: Mom Senses Activated
Julian_Rogue: @unarmedoracle I vote Jungler because its the most complicated and the most ironic for a vampire
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
Rourke9: @julian_rogue good call imo
ButButTheJesus: partyhard dot gif
Vilun: did Cam just hit his elbow again?
Gekyouryuu: a vampire that plays LoL gets frustrated about feeding, so they go feeding
iris_of_ether: This is magnificent
jacqui_lantern234: yeah, casually committed Kappa
cavvdor: Jungler is also a kind of multitasking position which is very Silas
Sarah_Serinde: Beautiful
Oscelot: *chefkiss*
Lysander_salamander: :D
ContingentCat: Causal starts playing
Lysander_salamander: delightful
unarmedoracle: I think Silas played league while he was in undergrad.
Julian_Rogue: @unarmedoracle Same
Sarah_Serinde: Aw Jessica
Oscelot: @unarmedoracle that makes sense
definenull: Aww
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
ArdCollider: this question! Jessica!
jacqui_lantern234: LUL CORIANDER
gualdhar: got bit by the glampire
wedge_x: yes
neisan2112: Awww Jess
niccus: you became a vamp
Oscelot: rofl cori
DeM0nFiRe: Fellas is it gay to be a vampire?
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
iris_of_ether: lunarj1Fangs BisexualPride
Rourke9: great question
Gekyouryuu: becoming a vampire is inherently queer, so....
neisan2112: Oh my god that would be incredible
jacqui_lantern234: I LOVE YOU Cori, i love you so much
TheInferno390: Oh. My god.
Julian_Rogue: cut to Jacob dying
itira: LUL
Despoiler98: Be gay DO VAMPIRE
ButButTheJesus: this kills the Jacob
WiJohn: Turn the frickin' vamps gay
spethycakes: HypeLUL
cavvdor: Jo is having a lot of thoughts
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahahaha
SaxPython: #TheBloodWantsWhatItWants
gibbousm: Does being a vampire make you gay? Not necessarily, but it does make your fabulous
Julian_Rogue: A Vamp-Bi-er if you will
cavvdor: You know Jacob's gone when the glasses have come off
ohjanji: lrrSPOOP
NimrodXIV: sexuality is fluid, so is blood, etc
Despoiler98: @Julian_Rogue YESSSSSS BisexualPride BisexualPride BisexualPride BisexualPride BisexualPride
KingTaltia: This... is beautiful.
ArdCollider: lrrJUDGE
Gekyouryuu: "I can turn into a bat and now I'm into both genders. I call that fly-sexual"
Oscelot: Excellent, Adam XD
sblue333: I love this
ButButTheJesus: ah why do i keep bufferiiiiing
Rourke9: that’s great
cavvdor: Buffering too, not just you
LunarJade: Told you this episode was great
ohjanji: silas still talking LoL haha
Juliamon: I think it's a Twitch thing
spethycakes: "did my trauma make me queer?" is TOO relatable
Sarah_Serinde: @LunarJade It's so so good
Julian_Rogue: What's a top laner?
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jacqui_lantern234: @LunarJade tbf, youre ALWAYS great, Heather!!! <3
Sarah_Serinde: For the record, I haven't been having any buffering. Doesn't mean it's not a Twitch thing though
Lysander_salamander: roll for cryptid
neisan2112: League, soooo Soccer?
Sarah_Serinde: Chat please be clipping this episode, don't make me do all of it later :P
jacqui_lantern234: @Julian_Rogue a miserable pile of secrets :P
cavvdor: I'd love for the buffering to stop now though, twitch
ohjanji: :O
Sarah_Serinde: That face gabyLul
Julian_Rogue: This campaign brings me so much joy. Thank all of you.
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs SabaPing lunarj1Fangs
definenull: They share another moment
Lysander_salamander: "welcome to the club!"
neisan2112: Oliver pogs
Nigouki: just swerves momentarily into oncoming traffic before getting back
SmithKurosaki: Well deserved cursed
raaabr: So which canadian politican is he going to start talking about instead
SmithKurosaki: Thats even more cursed'
raaabr: "Your honor, League of Legends"
raaabr: "Death"
Troy Earnest: But... but the Teemo buff!
SmithKurosaki: omfg lol
Oscelot: I feel like oliver could drive with his belly
Julian_Rogue: Can't talk about bite club
sblue333: Oh I'm so glad Oliver knows
circusofkirkus: eyes on the road, oliver
Vilun: I feel like Silas would have a moment like Michael in The Good Place. "Oliver figured it out? Oliver! Oh, this hurts."
Sarah_Serinde: Oliver's not so alone in this now
Sarah_Serinde: But also Silas is in more trouble now :D
Julian_Rogue: Ya know?
Sarah_Serinde: But this scene is just such gold
Lysander_salamander: Oh I forgot it's a mlm
Efhan: It's a pyramid org
Julian_Rogue: @Lysander_salamander MLM as a religion. wait
ArdCollider: that's your two picks on Vancouver Island: the MLM or the megachurch of woofs.
Julian_Rogue: @ArdCollider If not friend, why friend shaped?
Gekyouryuu: @Lysander_salamander the blood will trickle down
PharaohBender27 returns to chat discreetly, having rolled a 19
Julian_Rogue: I know its a pre record, do they do a half time break?
Sarah_Serinde: Nope, no breaks
ShaneLeeAtk: Silas has a P-card
Oscelot: @PharaohBender27 *Fails to perceive*
SaxPython: Boon: I have a credit card
LilyOfTheVeil666: Company Card!
ContingentCat: they are there on company business so it's ok
Julian_Rogue: Dickbutt!
WiJohn: Needed 'em to fight the Sabat brother
type_variable: a tent!
Ignatiuspants: silver bullets are probably going to be expensive
PharaohBender27: Ugh, bros
Nigouki: oh no, imaging cracking open a dudebro. cheapest tasting way to satiate
ContingentCat: ah dude bros, unavoidable
Julian_Rogue: @Ignatiuspants I wonder if they'd melt under the heat of the cartridge
Oscelot: @Ignatiuspants Yeah, and you probably have to use a slower gun for them so they don't melt
phoenixfeather14: Oliver has forgotten that s'mores require fire and vampires don't do fire well
QuixoticScrivener: @PharaohBender27 Anyone want to crack open a case of dude-bros?
PharaohBender27: @Nigouki "Why does this one taste like Smirnoff Ice?"
SaxPython: I don't know how World of Darkness Werewolves work. Do we need to know the Lunar Calendar?
Gekyouryuu: I've had a dumb thought: a dude-bro vampire buys a muscle car and names it after Dracula.
Gekyouryuu: it's Vlad the Impala
s1ck1y: BITE CLUB BITE CLUB
gnyrinn: Let this be a critical success.
WiJohn: If this scene ends with Oliver trying to toast marshmallows and then everyone frenzies...
Oscelot: Hey @s1ck1y <3
LunarJade: Hey Jordynne!!
chaostreader: @saxpython No. every night is damgerous, iirc
Sarah_Serinde: Hi Jordynne gabyLul
PharaohBender27: Welcome, Jordynne! We're camping!
Oscelot: @WiJohn Oh my gods XD
Julian_Rogue: What're you looking for? The unseen
SaxPython: @chaostreader <3
Julian_Rogue: Oh hail no
Nigouki: KITTY
Oscelot: KITTY
PharaohBender27: 👁️ 👁️
SaxPython: SbN?!?
type_variable: KITTY
ButButTheJesus: KITTY?
WiJohn: Kitty!
spethycakes: KITTY
TheInferno390: That's the lupines!
ContingentCat: Stalks by Night?
Lysander_salamander: I'm hoping it's one of the fae from Changeling.
SaxPython: Stalks by Camp?
ohjanji: 🐈
Julian_Rogue: wouldn't all vampires be cougers? like age thing
Oscelot: @Lysander_salamander Oh man
Sarah_Serinde: Oliver pls :D
circusofkirkus: oliver
PharaohBender27: Oliver plz
ohjanji: okay great oliver ty
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
ArdCollider: way to go Joe Exotic
itira: HA
ContingentCat: LUL oh Oliver
ButButTheJesus: oli pls
circusofkirkus: oliver...
Strebenherz: oh my go
Oscelot: OLIVER XD
spethycakes: 🤦
Julian_Rogue: OLIVER!
Oscelot: *dies*
Julian_Rogue: David shwarma
cavvdor: Oh god Oliver
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
NimrodXIV: That's nice?
SnackPak_: wow Oliver
LiveFaust: Oh, he was great in Friends.
ButButTheJesus: katesGigl
Rourke9: that’s great buddy
Despoiler98: Oliver's g/f is in Canada you wouldn't know her.......oh wait
Oscelot: lol @Despoiler98
ohjanji: :|
type_variable: were going to keep it DOWN
Strebenherz: aww
Twilight_Spark: In Canada?
Lysander_salamander: aw
Sarah_Serinde: so smooth, Oliver
SaxPython: CoolCat
Oscelot: He's learniiiing <3
ButButTheJesus: learmnmning
Despoiler98: so the Bro dudes are either 1. Werewolves or 2. GETTING EATEN foodvi2Mad
TheInferno390: Adam.
Gekyouryuu: "they DO eat people." "so? we do, too." "SHUT UUUUUUUUP."
neisan2112: Man eatter you might say
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
Oscelot: Marge lol
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Lysander_salamander: Marge is great
SkipIives: mruuCult
Despoiler98: foodvi2OMG OHAI MARGE
Lysander_salamander: I love Marge
SaxPython: Hitchhikers Guide to Cougars - Mostly Harmless
Rhynerd: like the final fantasy cutscene
SaxPython: Jess NotLikeThis
Julian_Rogue: lol @LunarJade checking the runtime
Sarah_Serinde: Jessica... gabyLul
circusofkirkus: jessica is an instigator
sblue333: I love Jacob's acting of Marge
Oscelot: I mean he IS a teacher. He's good at wrangling children.
ohjanji: jess out here starting stuff
Lysander_salamander: Jessica is such an enabler
PharaohBender27: Heather sowing chaos . . . lunarj1Heart
neisan2112: Jess is just smirking so hard
Lysander_salamander: oh no
type_variable: oh no
LunarJade: hahahaha
JacobBurgessVO: @sblue333 Thank you!
circusofkirkus: LUL
Strebenherz: time for another firewalk
SmithKurosaki: nice save
definenull: Narrator voice: it was not fine
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
ContingentCat: lrrFINE
Strebenherz: messy crit! messy crit!
Julian_Rogue: You're gunna be fine *Probably*
type_variable: messy crit
type_variable: aww
Oscelot: And if not, well... snack time
TheGreenMonster450: messy crit messy crit
LunarJade: oh did the time pop up? I must have hit the mouse by accident on the screen. oops
Oscelot: nbd @LunarJade <3
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah it's happened a couple times
Rhynerd: Doesn't a messy crit require hunger dice? I'm not familiar enough with the rules
Sarah_Serinde: It does
LiveFaust: BIG substitute teacher energy.
LunarJade: @sarah_serinde huh.. oh well
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
type_variable: what are you? a teacher?
Julian_Rogue: "hey"
SnackPak_: Oliver putting all that teaching experience to good use
definenull: Dang I love this side of oliver
spethycakes: good for you, Oliver
Oscelot: Get 'em Oliver!
neisan2112: Teacher coming back out
Despoiler98: yeaaaaah TEACHER TIME
Julian_Rogue: Oh no hes got a dad voice
ContingentCat: teacher powers activated
Sarah_Serinde: LunarJade It's fine, just the progress bar popping up briefly on stream
saucemaster5000: hell yeah oliver
neisan2112: Teacher power with vampire umph behind it
TheInferno390: oh no
WiJohn: heeeeee
DeM0nFiRe: Hshshs
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs
Oscelot: rofl Jacob XD
Oscelot: The flippydoo
SnackPak_: lrrBartleby
Despoiler98: YEAH CRIT FAIL
ohjanji: noice
Lysander_salamander: nice
SaxPython: FBtouchdown
PharaohBender27: Let's goooo lrrBartleby
Dog_of_Myth: lrrBartleby
Julian_Rogue: Oliver says Hey in the brown note tone
spethycakes: lrrBartleby
Sarah_Serinde: Good job Oliver
jacqui_lantern234: gg oliver
Oscelot: Hell yeah!
SaxPython: Let's go Ollie!
Rhynerd: Perfect Teacher Voice
WiJohn: Oliver has never been prouder
Lysander_salamander: PrideLionYay
iris_of_ether: FBtouchdown seabatBRAIN
ohjanji: lrrBartleby
Vilun: Oliver is MVP this season
LiveFaust: Bryce and Chad. tqsLOL
groulux: Oliver gets a win!
type_variable: unlocked core momory of being told off by a teacher
NotCainNorAbel: lrrBartleby
sblue333: LUL
KingTaltia: Oliver hit the "I'm a substitute teacher everyone loves who is VERY disappointed in you." tone
Oscelot: @KingTaltia Exactly
Despoiler98: @KingTaltia I was gonna say the "substitute who doesn't give a fuck about this job and will mess you up" tone
LunarJade: lunarj1Messy lunarj1Messy lunarj1Messy
definenull: Uh oh
Rhynerd: How visible would the blood be?
SnackPak_: lrrBartleby
type_variable: YESSS
TheGreenMonster450: yessss
definenull: we did it!
Sarah_Serinde: "yeah it is" they say with a grin :D
cavvdor: Awww
iris_of_ether: lunarj1Messy lunarj1Messy lunarj1Messy
gualdhar: Hell yeah!
Oscelot: I feel like using Defense of the Sacred Haven in the middle of a campsite might be a bit of a masquerade breach...
neisan2112: GOT THERE!!
SaxPython: lunarj1Messy
ContingentCat: lrrFINE
neisan2112: lrrBartleby lrrBartleby lrrBartleby
circusofkirkus: very messy
NotCainNorAbel: lunarj1Messy lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Messy
Lysander_salamander: yay
Ignatiuspants: messy crit!
Jakelope13: First messy crit of the session!
v_nome: Did we skip ahead?
WiJohn: The best thing to stop sunlight is Chad hide
Chesul: Oh man, I love this group. so many messy crits.
e_bloc: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Messy lunarj1Messy lunarj1Messy
PharaohBender27: Is this the first lunarj1Messy of the series, or did I miss one? For clip titling purposes
cavvdor: Here we go
SharktoothJack: lrrGOAT
BusTed: LUL
type_variable: first of the season
DeM0nFiRe: messy crit puting up curtains is a thing
LunarJade: first of the season
LunarJade: definitely not the last
RurouniGeo: that implies more lol
ProcyonFlynn: The RV isn't making it back to the lot is it.
PharaohBender27: Thanks, @type_variable and @LunarJade
grander_pastures: We gerbering this baby?
Oscelot: I have no idea how you made it through the first episode without one, knowing you guys @LunarJade
Despoiler98: Jacob its been 2 seasons and y ou haven't anticipated the messy crits?
Jakelope13: Please let Oliver figure out how to modify the RV unfold system open silently!
LunarJade: @oscelot we only rolled a couple times. Honestly think our dice just needed a bit of a warmup
lirazel64: I love the smell of a messy crit in the morning.
Sarah_Serinde: He's been anticipating them all season
SaxPython: 3 points of haven but you wake up the sleeping kids. They watch you for the rest of camp
Oscelot: @LunarJade fair XD
ohjanji: welp
chaostreader: I just want it to be that Oliver makes noise and wakes the kids.
SaxPython: @chaostreader same braincwll
corianderd: I think chat should write down their guesses for messy crit total on paper and seal it up until the finale
Strebenherz: Measure three times
SmithKurosaki: Adam tryna talk these dudes down is great
SaxPython: @Cori but we don't know how many streams you'll survive
iris_of_ether: Guess: noted
LunarJade: ah I see what’s happening now… every time the door has to get shoved closed on the streaming office it makes the table shift and bumps the mouse.
corianderd: @SaxPython coward
SaxPython: <3
PharaohBender27: @LunarJade "Shoved closed" - is the door difficult to close? Sorry if that's prying too much
SaxPython: @pharaohbender27 boooooooo
LunarJade: @pharaohbender27 it just requires a little push, its not particularly difficult.
type_variable: @LunarJade suddenly imagining the front door on slow horses
PharaohBender27: @SaxPython ... I did not even register the potential pun, if that's the cause of that reply
Despoiler98: @LunarJade sanding the frame of door where its hitting each other usually fixes that
Oscelot: "how bad could this do" oh gods
Juliamon: iirc they're nice sound-blocking doors so they probably have a little weight to them
Despoiler98: *frame or door*
corianderd: @type_variable I have been thinking about Dead Lions all day
SaxPython: @pharaohbender27 <3
LunarJade: @despoiler98 I think its set up that way so that we get as little sound leakage as possible from this room. Honestly it’s fine.
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TheGreenMonster450: "Who's afraid of Messy Crits"
Despoiler98: @LunarJade o i c
Oscelot: The photo for this campsite is gorgeous
PharaohBender27: O_o
Despoiler98: foodvi2OMG uh oh
Julian_Rogue: Simba!
Anaerin: Cougar's been busy.
Chesul: @Despoiler98 I recommend altering the door, not the frame, since it's easier to replace when it eventually needs to be.
Oscelot: For the love of... that's your food! Stop being messy!
ohjanji: cougar been coug-ing
Despoiler98: @Chesul true
Vilun: Jessica and Joe having another private conversation about a cougar
SmithKurosaki: Took long enough
amative1: Gerber rule!
type_variable: silas is the smart one but once again tasting random blood
PharaohBender27: This is the second time Silas has tasted blood - at least it didn't cause frenzy this time
v_nome: Silas was a geologist in a past life. Sometimes you have to lick the science
iris_of_ether: Tasting blood does grant information to a Tremere
LunarJade: Silas is getting us information. He’s doing good
Rourke9: good job silas
Oscelot: Together, they make one entire vampier! ;) (teasing lovingly here)
LunarJade: Maybe Jessica should learn some Dominate skills…
Oscelot: Jessica would be scary with Dominate @LunarJade
Sarah_Serinde: Oh yeah?
iris_of_ether: lrrFINE
cavvdor: Ohhh
Oscelot: Well she's already very persuasive
Lysander_salamander: hmmm
Oscelot: I love how groggy
ohjanji: "from town"
cavvdor: Pumonca?
Lysander_salamander: quite a mystery
Oscelot: What was his name?
Oscelot: I missed it
type_variable: richard hayes
spethycakes: @Oscelot Richard Hayes
type_variable: the helicopter pilot
PharaohBender27: @Oscelot Richard Hayes, if I heard right
Oscelot: Thanks folks
LunarJade: right.. be barely aware
LunarJade: got it
Oscelot: Perfect recall @LunarJade
corianderd: I'm aware of bears
Oscelot: He sounds SO tired
PharaohBender27: (which *very mildly* unsettles me in that the surname is the same as mine)
sblue333: The sleepiness is kinda sus
Despoiler98: 2020Suspicious 2020Suspicious 2020Suspicious
iris_of_ether: Bear bear bear beeeaaaarr lrrHORN
SaxPython: Be Bear-ware feels very Teddy from P4
almas_zarkona: Does he perhaps...need some iron? Or just more blood?
LunarJade: it’s late at night… why is sleepiness sus?
phoenixfeather14: He sounds unnaturally tired. Is he down a pint?
Despoiler98: @LunarJade 11:30 is not that late
Sarah_Serinde: I mean he could just be an early riser
Sarah_Serinde: 11:30 is late if you get up early
João Marcos Souza: Oh shit, I almost forgot! Time to roll back to the start :P
SmithKurosaki: Enjoy :)
Sarah_Serinde: Also it's probably at least a bit later than that by now
Jakelope13: Funny this guy shows up almost immediately after they found the blood
jacqui_lantern234: @Sarah_Serinde just ask James Kappa
Sarah_Serinde: @jacqui_lantern234 You don't even need the Kappa that's just true
LunarJade: I think you’re all too easily suspicious of everything. Not everything is vampires.
TheInferno390: In tents? But it's an RV!
Despoiler98: LOL
Nigouki: looked in-tents :V
BusTed: LUL
jacqui_lantern234: HEATHER YES
KeytarCat: You tend to wake and sleep with the sun when you're camping, so the ranger has probably been up since 6 or 7 and went to bed at 8 or 9
Sarah_Serinde: @LunarJade Yeah sometimes it's werewolves!
PharaohBender27: NGL I'd probably be like that at 11:30 PM most nights. And not just because I share a surname with him
Oscelot: @LunarJade Some times it's the fae!
ContingentCat: camp rangers would be used to the 'dad in a mode' look
Rourke9: yeeess
Despoiler98: Why does Jacob keep asking that its always YES
MrPhlip: Oh, I assumed the "intense" comment was about Marge
SaxPython: PogChamp
cavvdor: And sometimes it's a shapeshifter and sometimes it's a ghost and sometimes it's ...
jacqui_lantern234: ADAM
spethycakes: ADAM
type_variable: ADAM
Seabats: what
ButButTheJesus: katesGigl
TheOtherKT: severed arm is an actual weapon in VTM Bloodlines
Ignatiuspants: it could be a werecat! there are probably werecats in the World of Darkness
TheDevil_Risen: loll
Despoiler98: foodvi2OMG oh no
PharaohBender27: Heather just diving into the depths without hesitation
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs
jacqui_lantern234: @Seabats "its not delivery, its dejorno"
Oscelot: @Ignatiuspants Yep! I played one
LunarJade: lol
Gekyouryuu: @TheOtherKT how else are you supposed to "take up arms"?
TheInferno390: Say his name three times and he shall appear
JacobBurgessVO: @ignatiuspants There sure are, rare, but they exists.
cavvdor: Jacob is well familiar with the severed arm from Bloodlines
ohjanji: heather just YEP
cavvdor: I miss that playthrough
definenull: Follow the lunar-lit road!
Despoiler98: @LunarJade HEATHER NO
Ignatiuspants: neat!
LunarJade: Not even letting him finish asking the question
SaxPython: Awe
LunarJade: it’s fine
Oscelot: As is tradition @LunarJade lol
Oscelot: Ooooo pretty picture
LunarJade: Jessica is being perfect and doing it well
jacqui_lantern234: @LunarJade heather no!!! (affectionately)
Sarah_Serinde: Obviously Jessica is always perfect
corpocracy: I'm loving these backdrops
type_variable: what even are consequences?
DiscordianTokkan: Beloved by the Mooooon
grander_pastures: HEATHER YES
Gekyouryuu: it's her girlfriend, Moonica
LunarJade: consequences are for future Jessica to worry about
Despoiler98: the moon is NOT YOUR FRIEND vampire!
LunarJade: current Jessica is vibing
jacqui_lantern234: @Gekyouryuu OH MY GOD escher3PUN
gibbousm: The Tindler
Oscelot: @Despoiler98 It's the sun that doesn't burn!
Despoiler98: @Oscelot yeah it just calls out the bitey bitey claw claw ppl
Transmuted_Elf: Cam that ref chefs kiss a+
Oscelot: hehehe
PharaohBender27: I got that reference, Cameron
LunarJade: it’s fine
ohjanji: adam ahahahaha
LunarJade: don’t worry about it
TheInferno390: ewwwwwwwwwwwww
Oscelot: Oh someone had a bad night. a bad, bad night.
Nigouki: nooooooo Silas tasted it
grander_pastures: Ahhhhhh.... blood poops
Gekyouryuu: it IS blood, but it's a Chipotle run
Despoiler98: @LunarJade IM WORRIED ABOUT IT foodvi2OMG
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
itira: D:
PharaohBender27: tqsSweat
jacqui_lantern234: and THIS is what happens when you eat at taco bell :P
definenull: Heather no! (Heather yes!)
SaxPython: I wanted Jo to give Silas Uppies
Despoiler98: MAKE WAY FOR PISS
cavvdor: This is very ending of Blood Meridian suddenly
neisan2112: MAKE WAY FOR PIIIS
DaxStrife: Make way for PISS
Lysander_salamander: yes!
ContingentCat: make way for piss!
Nigouki: Make way for PISS
type_variable: if its brown flush it down, red like wine is probably fine
LunarJade: Jessica can go so fast
iris_of_ether: MAKE WAY FOR PISS
SnackPak_: lrrBartleby
neisan2112: I'm so glad everyone went there, thanks yall
Julian_Rogue: Meep Meep
ArdCollider: PvP outhouse
Despoiler98: foodvi2LUL foodvi2LUL foodvi2LUL foodvi2LUL Heather channelling Kathleeen
Jakelope13: Blink into the Outhouse!
grander_pastures: MAKE PISS FOR WAY
cavvdor: Blink is a delight
ohjanji: when you gotta go you gotta go
Jakelope13: WAY PISS FOR MAKE
Efhan: MAKE BLINK FOR PISS
DaxStrife: "The vampire knows where it is because the vampire knows where it is not."
jacqui_lantern234: @cavvdor YOURE a delight!!!!! <3
protocol_gamma: PISS WAY MAKE FOR
spethycakes: Clear moon, full bladder, can't lose
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
WiJohn: Porting potty
ButButTheJesus: MAKE WAY FOR PISS
definenull: BOOO
TheInferno390: Cori omg
jacqui_lantern234: OH MY GODS escher3PUN
SmithKurosaki: Im loving the use of the screen
ShifuDaxiongmao: Jacob, ever the victim of Heather acting on all "Would you like to?" with a "Yep!" :D
SmithKurosaki: I mean, they're all chaos gremlins in that way
Sarah: To be fair, it's not just Heather doing that XD
ShifuDaxiongmao: True. But the others tends to think about it sometimes. :D
neisan2112: CORI LMAO
grander_pastures: PLEASE BLINK FOR PISS
DeM0nFiRe: lmao cori
jacqui_lantern234: and THIS is why im friends with Cori
SaxPython: Magnificent
Brozard: T-pose clip through the ground
ButButTheJesus: NONE SHALL PASS
ArdCollider: oh, not "you! shall! not! PISS!"
neisan2112: Jess just blinks to it and t-poses
Nigouki: guy can pee in the woods!
Rhynerd: RV full of vampires? Check. Fridge Full of Blood? Check. Gun loaded with silver bullets?
Despoiler98: he can have a MANS ROMANCE
LunarJade: Jessica.. just always disappearing.
ohjanji: ahahahahaha
Brozard: @Rhynerd Fridge Full of Blood is a great movie name
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
grander_pastures: Jess' Romance
corianderd: this man is dying
Oscelot: amazing
LunarJade: this poor mortal
LunarJade: I’m sure its fine
Oscelot: RIP this poor guy
Lysander_salamander: nice one
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
definenull: *hangs out of order sign*
Lysander_salamander: :D
SnackPak_: "dam-buster trundle" is a phrase that is going to stay with me
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LunarJade: it’s fine
LunarJade: everything is fine
Jakelope13: The body is /under/ the toilet, isn't it?
JDMan94: Jessica REALLY had to make way for PISS
Sarah_Serinde: oh dear
spethycakes: lrrSPOOP
Sarah_Serinde: oh
ohjanji: OH
LunarJade: well not fine.. anymore
ContingentCat: oh no
BusTed: oh noooo
cavvdor: Turn off any Heightened Senses
Oscelot: WHAT
Lysander_salamander: dang
SnackPak_: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Strebenherz: WHAT
TheInferno390: WHAT
iris_of_ether: NO
definenull: Welp
Sarah_Serinde: well then
ohjanji: OHHH DEAR
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSPOOP
itira: awful .... oh my god
Nigouki: noooooooooo
Lysander_salamander: ooh
Despoiler98: foodvi2OMG foodvi2OMG foodvi2OMG foodvi2OMG
Rhynerd: oh no
DeM0nFiRe: Uhh?
Strebenherz: I'M SORRY WHAT
iris_of_ether: NO NO NO
Oscelot: GAH
DiscordianTokkan: FBtouchdown seabatClap
JDMan94: Oh
DaxStrife: O_o
Transmuted_Elf: trapdoor spider
spethycakes: MY WORST NIGHTMARE
cavvdor: WHAT
TheDevil_Risen: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Julian_Rogue: WAT
type_variable: OMG
neisan2112: WWAAAAHHHTTT???!?!
sblue333: ehhhhhh
Brozard: oh NO
grander_pastures: THERE IT IS
Rourke9: oh noooo
Twilight_Spark: Zelda toilet-paper hand strikes again.
JDMan94: OH
gualdhar: Oh no
iris_of_ether: JACOB
GirlPainting: wait WHAT?!?!?!?
neisan2112: Excuse me?!
Rhynerd: this poor man
jacqui_lantern234: WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE GETS PULLED IN JACOB
Phaughk: SHLOOP
cavvdor: NGGHH
BubastiBR: Slurping sound!
lamina5432: what a way to go
ohjanji: lmaoooo
TheDevil_Risen: wait, WHAT?
Lysander_salamander: well, ok
ladylinzington: what
sblue333: EW
Strebenherz: NO NOT THE HAUNTED TOILET
QuixoticScrivener: Don't remind me of childhood fears
HorusFive: New fear aquired
Despoiler98: THANKS A LOT I CANT GO TO THE BATHROOM TONIGHT
iris_of_ether: *JACOB*
DeM0nFiRe: *concern*
Sogheim: oh no did Adam call it again?!
neisan2112: NotLikeThis NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
Styxseus: OH NO
Jakelope13: Oh god, that Vamp is going to have a MESSY dinner
almas_zarkona: When people say don't fall in...I thought it was a joke
SaxPython: BOP
niccus: really dropped a big one
JacobBurgessVO: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
KV1NN4: no
JDMan94: TOILET'S HAUNTED
Rourke9: poor guy 😭😭😭
NotCainNorAbel: jlrrPit \
KV1NN4: noooooooooo
gualdhar: ITS IN THE POOP
Strebenherz: POOPHANGER CLIFFHANGER
jdr_42: What?
DaxStrife: That was a Freddie Kruger level kill.
Lysander_salamander: toilet is a fairy circle?
Nigouki: He's not gonna hold it even in that situation
Gekyouryuu: his face must've been red. he was very flush, and then he became flushed
ProcyonFlynn: #NewFear - Mimic-OutHouse
WiJohn: Farewell pooping guy, we hardly knew thee
Efhan: WHAT?!?!?!
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Despoiler98: @JacobBurgessVO I HATE YOU I CANT POOP NOW
MacbethSeemsSus: Toilet's haunted
TheGreenMonster450: TPK Total Pooper Kill
DirectorStephanie: JACOB. rude
OldManJohnsonMB: ahh
SharktoothJack: if it’s Sasquatch I’m going to bite something
SkipIives: coxWiggle lrrFINE notthatRIP
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Rourke9: thank you all!!!
iris_of_ether: God and it's gonna be 2 weeks...
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500
DirectorStephanie: LuvSign LuvSign LuvSign LuvSign
SaxPython: NotLikeThis NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
Dog_of_Myth: Heck of a way to go
groulux: Thet is the WORST way to stay out of the sun!
gualdhar: ITS THE POOPSQUATCH
ButButTheJesus: @JacobBurgessVO ...ew
Ignatiuspants: so it IS a teleport-a-potty
neisan2112: I swear to god Jacob!!!!
Efhan: Toilet Party Kill...
itira: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Transmuted_Elf: Ananansai!!!!!!!!
definenull: 2 weeks on that cliffhanger? You monsters!
cavvdor: Damn what an episode
Oscelot: Pffftahahaha
Sarah_Serinde: And it WAS
corianderd: i'm cackling
Oscelot: Amazing
KaleidoscopeMind: toilet's haunted
Strebenherz: JACOB HOW DARE
KeytarCat: Shlorp
neisan2112: That was so good wow
SaxPython: Toilet Cryptids
Chesul: Shitters Hungry.
DirectorStephanie: ahhhhh
rosesmcgee: last episode. Woo!
SnackPak_: sure was
DiscordianTokkan: The mortal forgot the golden rule. ALWAYS ask it it's a mimic first
TheDevil_Risen: hahaha Heather :D
Lysander_salamander: that was a great episode thanks!
jdr_42: Two weeks to learn how he went
ArdCollider: lrrBartleby unarmeGameplay lrrBartleby
WiJohn: Sasquat
KV1NN4: oh my god
Riandisa: Another great episode
jacqui_lantern234: @JacobBurgessVO JACOB BURGESS!!!! you beatiful, glorious, EVIL, LOVELY storyteller
JDMan94: Yeah absolute bager
TheDevil_Risen: WAOW
MyrddintheWizard: What the shit...literally.
Rourke9: lmao that was great
sheqesi: Haha so good!
TheInferno390: Antlion toilet hecker
JDMan94: banger even
ContingentCat: For some reason I'd just assumed Jessica was already Bi
itira: bus bus bus!
TheInferno390: NOOOOOOO
chaostreader: we just see an man die to toilet monster and leave it there.
grander_pastures: DAMMIT DB
Dog_of_Myth: !venga
LRRbot: The Venga Bus'll be coming 'round the mountain when it comes.
KV1NN4: have we seen Heather's pretty dice that impressed jacob?
DaxStrife: Bus is coming.
TheDevil_Risen: bus bus beep
ButButTheJesus: DER BUS KOMMT
gibbousm: The bus is coming
JDMan94: BUS IS COMING
DiscordianTokkan: HAH
GirlPainting: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
iris_of_ether: Heather omg
neisan2112: Oh god 2 week cliffhanger
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
SnackPak_: lrrBartleby
Jakelope13: Now THAT is what I call a Violation of the social contract! No Attacking People While They Poop!
Styxseus: Oh bus
Strebenherz: QUICK INTO THE TOILET
corpocracy: BUS
KeytarCat: well NOW the shitter's full
WiJohn: full...of murder!
ButButTheJesus: SHITTER'S FULL
KingTaltia: "pulled in" to a toilet bowl he was able to sit on moments prior? ... freaking Tzimisce
PharaohBender27: Well I missed the cliffhanger because of clipping :D
Bobtheninjagoldfish: *cocks gun* Shitter's Haunted
MrVirite: thgat's soooooo mean
BubastiBR: The joke was there, waiting for us.
Efhan: And *what* a clifffhanger to have to wait 2 weeks on
GirlPainting: can´t we just air it NOW?
Oscelot: Lordy lol
jacqui_lantern234: toilet: "MAKE WAY FOR SUCC"
iris_of_ether: lunarj1Fangs lrrGARBO lunarj1Fangs
PharaohBender27: Cheer333
corianderd: it was so hard!!!!
ohjanji: that is nightmare fuel lmaooo
Rhynerd: Two weeks of sitting on a toilet mystery.
niccus: category 5 dooker
grander_pastures: SHITTERS FULL
sheqesi: *dies laughing*
SkipIives: This is why white phosphorous grenades are so nice to have in most eldritch games.
HorusFive: Bus has no toilet- we're all safe on the bus
neisan2112: Oof
JacobBurgessVO: Just pulled in by his butt
SaxPython: Omg Jacqui
Strebenherz: Toilet cliffhanger AMAZING
Julian_Rogue: If it teleports somewhere else it really could be a portal potty
Oscelot: oh man, two weeks between sessions
Rhynerd: Actually, sitting on a toilet mystery sounds like a great way to get sucked in as well
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JDMan94: @JacobBurgessVO Walked Butt First into Hell
SaxPython: !clip
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DirectorStephanie: @jacobburgessvo rude!
FenrisSchafer: What if I'm scared to sit now? Am I just supposed to stand for two weeks?
Sogheim: but that hole is not large enough for a person to go through in tact...
TheDevil_Risen: Coming Up > Subscroll
TheInferno390: I have to sit on it. Like a toilet
spethycakes: I'm flush with anxiety
Nigouki: I want to know how long the recording session was because this was edited Extremely Tightly and still had so much shenanigans
ButButTheJesus: @JacobBurgessVO just a lil butt pull down the chute
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Sarah_Serinde: youtube.com/lrrtt
KV1NN4: episode 3 will be just what i need after 20 hours of international travel
Jakelope13: @JacobBurgessVO How desperate does a Vampire have to be to camp INSIDE an outhouse?
xantos69: Cheer50 Bits!
gibbousm: Someone is proud of themselves
Sarah_Serinde: Definitely watch it again :D
Rhynerd: @FenrisSchafer Might explain the blood?
MyrddintheWizard: I am so upsety spaghetti right now.
cavvdor: How am I expected to just move on from this in a minute
jacqui_lantern234: @JacobBurgessVO i like to imagine that this man was already poopin by the time he started the squat.... AND THEN he got voop'd
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
BusTed: haha
Despoiler98: @JacobBurgessVO Im sending you the bill for clogging my toilet after not being able to shit in it for two weeks
Styxseus: :D
ohjanji: oh good call i want to see those reactions lmao
SkipIives: lol
Oscelot: *cackle*
Transmuted_Elf: @JacobBurgessVO brain is going anasai, trapdoor spider, and if you did that i hate/love you. all my nightmares......
Nigouki: POOP TIME IS SACRED TIME
Nigouki: THIS IS EVIL
Seabats: not me just another day at the office
JacobBurgessVO: SLURPED DOWN THE TOILET!
Oscelot: @Transmuted_Elf oh that's good
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
Julian_Rogue: The antithesis of a mans romance
e_bloc: Corgo100 Corgo100 Corgo100 Corgo1 Corgo1 Corgo1
SmithKurosaki: @JacobBurgessVO He got T-rex'd
Despoiler98: @JacobBurgessVO STOP SAYING SLURPED
Strebenherz: TIME TO NUKE THE TOILET FROM ORBIT
DirectorStephanie: kudos to @seabats and Oliver finally getting a big dub
spethycakes: Moonbase toilet has suck-ins all the time
Efhan: Jacob is enjoying this too much
Jakelope13: @Nigouki Well, they /are/ monsters :3
type_variable: fingers crossed for sasquatch
DiscordianTokkan: jlrrPunch
MyrddintheWizard: @Strebenherz its the only way to be sure.
Kretchmar: sorry can't stay only just started S3E1 but wanted to say hey hey hi and thanks for this series!!!!!!!!!!!
SmithKurosaki: Enjoy catching up :)
Sarah: Welcome, enjoy the videos!
J D (JDMan94): Make way for PISS
amative1: oh no
ShifuDaxiongmao: I love the expression Jacob gets :D
SmithKurosaki: He got T-rex;d
amative1: 👏
TheDevil_Risen: @Seabats <3
Rourke9: love holes
JacobBurgessVO: @efhan So much.
cavvdor: But the toilet just has a like a limited-size hole, did he just get broken in half or schlorped down like a noodle?!
corpocracy: What's worse, getting slurped down the toilet, or pistol shrimp shot from the toilet?
TheInferno390: Mmm toilet slurpies nom nom nom
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JacobBurgessVO: Cackling in the middle of Disneyland
Transmuted_Elf: @Oscelot when friends introdiced me to World of darkness shortly hafter they told me the Anansai werewolves...and i was like nope
Juliamon: It was just that one time, but sure
Rourke9: yeah that neck was something
Efhan: @DirectorStephanie What do you mean, now the others have another reason to deny him the opportunity to poop
SnackPak_: @JacobBurgessVO you earned it
Oscelot: @JacobBurgessVO I can just SEE you sitting n the middle of Disney cackling madly
DirectorStephanie: @efhan lrrJUDGECALL
Despoiler98: @corpocracy stop....asking.....questions
sheqesi: Backwards swirlie
Rhynerd: Aw dangit, I'm gonna miss W+P again probably.
Strebenherz: @JacobBurgessVO You magnificent ?$#! of a DM, how dare, 20/10
Oscelot: @Transmuted_Elf This is the sane reaction to have
MacbethSeemsSus: Somewhere Elliott is still moaning in pain.
gibbousm: Test stream for bussing?
KeytarCat: The Shitting Man, Inverted
PharaohBender27: Thursday will likely be tech test
Juliamon: Bee Sheds aren't announced
spethycakes: nothing good....
Juliamon: you'll just need to keep an eye out
Sarah_Serinde: You'll find out about the timing of the tech test roughly when the tech test happens
JacobBurgessVO: @keytarcat Ahahahaha! Beautiful
Sarah_Serinde: !store
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Despoiler98: chat we have paid them for this
DirectorStephanie: thank you to everyone who helped make Bite Club possible!!
Despoiler98: we PAY them to do this to us
Sarah_Serinde: Money well spent
DirectorStephanie: @despoiler98 we did. MY GOD
s1ck1y: vamp post vamp post vamp post vamp post
UltraVioletVodoo: is the DB shirt available yet?
JacobBurgessVO: Thank you for hosting @lunarjade !
Ignatiuspants: if the fundraiser lasts through the next Monday, it'll be THREE weeks until we see what happens next
spethycakes: already did CoolCat
Juliamon: UltraVioletVodoo Not yet
Efhan: I *gladly* pay them to do this to us
jacqui_lantern234: @s1ck1y A B C - Always Vamp Post
sheqesi: Bus is coming!
JacobBurgessVO: Yeah! Get 'em!
SmithKurosaki: @Ignatiuspants That would be /ver/y impressive
neisan2112: I've definitely been shilling NADTD in another Discord recently
Oscelot: Shared pain is lessened my butt ;P
SmithKurosaki: @Efhan saaaame
Despoiler98: foodvi2OMG the bus is coming
cavvdor: Yeah I'll just sit on this for a while and really digest it
TheInferno390: That man experiences spooky dooky in it's most primal form
JacobBurgessVO: 2 weeks is plenty of time to watch seasons 1, 2 and the first 2eps
Shparky2197: So hype for bus!
Strebenherz: @cavvdor CAN'T SIT, TOILET'S HAUNTED
TheGreenMonster450: good good, I cursed you and I do not regret it :p
Sarah_Serinde: @JacobBurgessVO Less so if you're spending one full week watching DB though :P
Transmuted_Elf subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 33 months!
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Sarah_Serinde: But then I binged it in a few days
TheGreenMonster450: (yet)
DirectorStephanie: @juliamon AH THANK YOU for the link!
BusTed: FBtouchdown
Efhan: Everyone must learn about the shitter that *GETS YOU*
JacobBurgessVO: @sarah_serinde I dunno. Most folks have two screens now a days, yeah?
Sarah_Serinde: This is true :D
ButButTheJesus: Death Potty: The Potty That Eats!
JacobBurgessVO: Man, I forgot how packed this EP was
Oscelot: @JacobBurgessVO *thank you* for reminding me that I need to get my second monitor plugged in to the new computer
SaxPython: I just feel like cliffhanger is now a euphemism for needing to use the toilet and getting pulled in
KeytarCat: Such a densely wonderful ep
JacobBurgessVO: Two of my favorite scenes the whole seasoned happened this episode.
Nigouki: Thanks for the show!
PharaohBender27: lrrSHINE lunarj1Fangs lrrSHINE
JacobBurgessVO: Season*
DirectorStephanie: LuvSign LuvSign LuvSign LuvSign
s1ck1y: heather the GOAT
iris_of_ether: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
Transmuted_Elf: lrrGARBO lrrFINE
jacqui_lantern234: remind chat that i love them aggressively?
Oscelot: is blood seasoning? :think:
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART lunarj1Fangs
SaxPython: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
ButButTheJesus: night
definenull: HEATHER
sheqesi: Mock. ing. Bird. Bird
iris_of_ether: Fangs for the memories~
Oscelot: Night Heather! Thanks for running this!
lamina5432: gnight
DirectorStephanie: and this is somehow the last season? betwee2Cry
definenull: lrrSHINE
NotCainNorAbel: lunarj1Fangs lrrHEATHER lunarj1Fangs
spethycakes: lrrSHINE
DirectorStephanie: night cuties!
Efhan: Fangs for the mental images
jacqui_lantern234: @iris_of_ether escher3PUN
Ignatiuspants: goodnight!
Rourke9: thank you all!!
Sarah_Serinde: @JacobBurgessVO Only two? :P
Juliamon: btw chat, if you're feeling stressed out tomorrow, FOR ANY REASON, come hang out and watch some streams.
LadyEarlGreyWarden: lrrSHINE
SnackPak_: wooooow
Ignatiuspants: you've all been awesome!
Sarah_Serinde: Oh yeah probably
Oscelot: Heather =P
MyrddintheWizard: Great job sharkf11CLAP
JacobBurgessVO: Good night all and thank you!
cavvdor: Can't imagine why I'd be stressed
Nigouki: oh there will be TP alright
Efhan: A Best failure and a TPK
KV1NN4: lunarj1Fangs
TheDevil_Risen: Heather!!!!
DiscordianTokkan: tqsClap
spethycakes: Toilet Paper Killer
TheDevil_Risen: Spoilers :D
cavvdor: Good night all! Thanks to everyone!
Juliamon: We'll take good care of you here.
Transmuted_Elf: no tp in the outhouse
sheqesi: Thank you, Heather!
ContingentCat: thankyou Heather lrrHEART
TheGreenMonster450: Total Pooper Kill
Oscelot: @Juliamon May well do <3 ty
Efhan: Toilet Bowl Kill
corpocracy: Damn, Heather
phoenixfeather14: @JacobBurgessVO No, thank you! This has been amazing!
LunarJade: lol
Sarah_Serinde: Also chat when you come here for good distractions tomorrow, please leave the stressful distracting things behind
Transmuted_Elf: @spethycakes the headline writes itself
LunarJade: I’m glad you all had fun
Oscelot: Yesss
Sarah_Serinde: so much fun
iris_of_ether: Good times, also how dare you all
Oscelot: well said @iris_of_ether lol
PharaohBender27: Sorry/not sorry about my clickbait title https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SassyLazyBorkKreygasm-dzGdcadteAXHNiWH
Oscelot: *snerk* nice
LunarJade: lol
LunarJade: nice
AriaHibiki: gnite@
Oscelot: o7 night folks
Sarah_Serinde: Night Heather!
ContingentCat: thanks secret Heather byeeee
spethycakes: good night!
PharaohBender27: lunarj1Heart
DeM0nFiRe: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
NotCainNorAbel: thank you all
TheGreenMonster450: bye !
cavvdor: Niiight
LunarJade: night
KV1NN4: lrrSHINE
MyrddintheWizard: Night!
KV1NN4: i forgot i had left this tab open >.>;
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs
MyrddintheWizard: @KV1NN4 The classic!