Not a Drop to Drink Series 3 Ep2 || Dice Friends

  LunarJade: knock knock
KeytarCat: Who's there?
  LunarJade: boo
 WiJohn: boo who?
  LunarJade: I’ll get the tissues
 WiJohn: Thanks, it's been a week
 jessieimproved: @WiJohn understatement
jessicaengle: 
  LunarJade: if this was a FF related stream I could say, “That’s all the materia I have for tonight.”
  LunarJade: but its not… so fangs for having me
  LunarJade: 
 WiJohn: Fnags out hangs out
jessicaengle: 
 ContingentCat: !findquote fangs
  LRRbot: Quote #8161: "All forms of fangs are valid." —Heather [2022-08-14]
 accountmadeforants: World of Darkness: Universes Beyond, featuring Cloud Strife from Final Fantasy and Dante from the DMC series & Knuckles
  LunarJade: I mean isn’t that dude from FF7 a vampire.. the guy in the tattered red cape? He seems like he’s a vampire.
  Juliamon: He's not, he just acts like he is
 PharaohBender27: WHAT UP FANGSTERS 
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 Nigouki: Bite Hype
  LunarJade: It’s time to grab those snacks and that cozy blanket
 type_variable: thrink thrink thrink
 Julian_Rogue: I literally went here. saw it wasn't live. went to wheeler's stream. watched an ad. ad finished. live notif
Styxseus: \o/
DideRobot: LRR: Tonight on DICE FRIENDS! | It’s time for this coterie to get camping with Not a Drop to Drink S3E2 ~A Tale of Vancouver Island by Night! | Tune in at: https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3w8wiYI3MIk | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/113427598812809594
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  Sarah_Serinde: I'm excited to meet werewolves again 
  Juliamon:   
goombalax: koff
 Julian_Rogue: lol hi @LunarJade
 Julian_Rogue: hot mic
Styxseus: 
 PharaohBender27: Right, we're going camping!
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 shendaras: 
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 Julian_Rogue: I just heard a cough. I didn't hear any words.
 PharaohBender27: I looked up photos of the place, and it looks real nice
 Anaerin: I'm glad you're not nervous.
 lirazel64: Nope, we didn't hear a thing.
 PharaohBender27: Yeah, just heard a cough
 orrie104: nothing to be nervous about!
 sheqesi: No need to be nervous, it's just us!
 Anaerin: lrrFINE
 ContingentCat: lol love you too Heather 
 Anaerin: Awww...
 WiJohn: We hear nothing, it's all a coincidence
 neisan2112: BITE TIME!!
  SmithKurosaki: 
Fragged_Templar: Woo can't wait to see what the gang gets up to this session 😁
Oscelot: Heck yes it's TIME!
 Mischievous_Catgeist: Loading ready thrink
 groulux: Alright! some Dice Friends while I work on me Call Of Cthulhu game!
 corianderd: is good
  Juliamon:   
  Sarah_Serinde: Hi Heather!
 Anaerin: Fangtastic.
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy,  !
 KaleidoscopeMind:  
  Sarah_Serinde: Also hi Cori
  TheGreenMonster450: fanging out !
 iris_of_ether:   
 NotCainNorAbel:   
 LilyOfTheVeil666:   
 NotCainNorAbel: tea
DaxStrife: Emotional support teeth?
 KaleidoscopeMind: glass of wine
 ContingentCat: Cats
Fragged_Templar: Garlic chains?
Lysander_salamander: Hello everyone!
 Ignatiuspants: I am quite literally here for this!
 PharaohBender27: @KaleidoscopeMind Great minds think alike 
 sheqesi:  
 orrie104: beverage of choice
 Mischievous_Catgeist: At work but got some banana bread and a cookie
 Julian_Rogue: Not a thrink to drop
 mercano82: a pint of… beverage, certainly not blood
Oscelot: I have acquired comfy blankies. Excellent suggestion Heather
SaxPython: 
  Juliamon: banana bread, at work?
 Efhan: Not a Thought to Think
 JacobBurgessVO: Made it!
 Anaerin: Not a mess to crit.
 WiJohn: Got my chocolate peanut butter ice cream and a coke, sugar! 
 Efhan: Hi Jacob!
  Sarah_Serinde: Hey Jacob!
  SmithKurosaki: Hi Jacob!
Cunobelenos: hi Jacob!
Oscelot: Eyyyy @JacobBurgessVO !
 Ignatiuspants: hi Jacob!
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, Jacob!
 sheqesi: Hi Jacob!
KeytarCat: Hi frens!
  Sarah_Serinde: Also chat if you haven't watched session 0, you should check it out later https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhYDeoxwaqs
 ProcyonFlynn: Thanks to DLST I'm now heading out for my daily walk. Podcast Mode Activate 
 ContingentCat: !venga
  LRRbot: Come on, ride the Bus, hey, ride it
 PharaohBender27: !dbcountdown
  LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri  8 Nov 03:00 PM PST (3d, 22:02 from now)
  Sarah_Serinde: desertbus.org
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: BUS IS COMING
 Brozard: fangs out hangout
  Sarah_Serinde: All the prizes are up! You should go admire them if you haven't already
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 Nigouki: Just imagine Ian bringing the meat out
 Graham_LRR: oh hey, Thrink
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  Sarah_Serinde: It's fine we didn't hear anything compromising 
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 iris_of_ether:   
 Geldaran: 
 calculated_uncertainties: 1000
SaxPython: Van-pires
 Ignatiuspants: Not a 3drop to 3rink
Lysander_salamander: chomping at the bit
  Sarah_Serinde: I bet chat has some good ones you can really sink your teeth into
 PharaohBender27: "Note for next stream: Write out puns in advance"
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FadedOasis: Nah, I'm out of it. I have not a drop to think
 type_variable: oh i get it now, vampires camping is what glamping is
 Julian_Rogue: I'm still riding the high when Jacob gave me +1 xp for my snickerer pun
 Mischievous_Catgeist: Not a drop to drink RV drift
Oscelot: @type_variable it's out of Vandalf though so it's Van(m)ping
 PharaohBender27: Time to start the YT countdown?
  SmithKurosaki: Yea, you got ~1min to kill
 KaleidoscopeMind: at least 2 messy crits
  SmithKurosaki: @PharaohBender27 It's all automated
 Nigouki: I hope the RV survives 
 WiJohn: Messy crits, and then messier crits
 sheqesi: Messy crits!
 PharaohBender27: I think there will be at least one 
jacqui_lantern234: i think that youll be loved beyond measure, heather!!! 
 Ignatiuspants: I hope Stalks-By-Night, Marge, and Tiberius Buchanan get to come along on the camping trip
  Sarah_Serinde: @SmithKurosaki More like 3 minutes, because premiere countdown
 PharaohBender27: @SmithKurosaki Ah
Oscelot: Heather =P
DentedPockets: Oliver finds themself in a pool of water with a waterfall.
  Graham_LRR: who can sayyyy
 rosesmcgee: Plausible
 Julian_Rogue: shouldn't have used wooden stakes with the tent
FadedOasis: Tent Party Kills ar ethe worst
SaxPython: I just want Ollie to roll for Cryptids 
 gnyrinn: My bet is on TPK, so that the series can end before the bus starts running.
 spethycakes: getting staked while camping
 Mischievous_Catgeist: Highly possible
Oscelot: Okay but TPKing trying to set up a tent would be entirely in Adam's flavor
 Anaerin: Tent Pole Kill?
 PMAvers: The messiest Crit of them all: death by tent
  Graham_LRR: imagine we did all this for just two episodes
 WiJohn: Everyone gets torpored and wakes up in mad max times!
 PharaohBender27: It's been so long since I've gone camping
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: I Think Oliver is finally going to take his place as the rightful Baron of the Island in a Tony Montana style rise to power.
jacqui_lantern234: Total Party Kamping
 CaptainSpam: Fast-forward a half hour and they do, in fact, TPK building a tent, leaving about two hours of them faffing about.
 Brozard: Teeth Puncture Kneck
SaxPython: Hi Jacob!
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 Julian_Rogue: @Brozard Thats a good one
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 Brozard: @julian_rogue Thanks!
  LunarJade: I’ve got about two hours to figure out my outro plan for this stream
 saucemaster5000: Whattup thrinkers
 WiJohn: Oh man but I just spent all my money on seasonal handkerchiefs for my dog!
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Motherboards: Well, I have insomnia, so may as well hang out for this!
 PharaohBender27: That ending note, tho
Fragged_Templar: Love the sound track so much
 Brozard: Never skip the intro
  LunarJade: fangs for being here
 Julian_Rogue: @DeM0nFiRe Bite shamrock?
Motherboards: Or fang out for this rather*
jacqui_lantern234: @LunarJade 
  Sarah_Serinde: Ooh toys
 corianderd: yay!
 Nigouki: oh no
Lysander_salamander: yay
NimrodXIV: toys!
 PharaohBender27: 
Oscelot: For those that'd like it, Humble has a bundle of World of Darkness stuff.
 neisan2112: Oh boy
 DeM0nFiRe:  nice
Lysander_salamander: scream button
Styxseus: 
jacqui_lantern234: YEEEESSS
ButButTheJesus: fun
Oscelot: Oooooo they gave Jacob a streamdeck XD
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 type_variable: scare chord on request
 Efhan: "Welcome back to the night" is entirely literal for me, as it's 2AM here 
Oscelot: https://www.humblebundle.com/books/world-darkness-month-darkness-2024-bundle-renegade-game-studios-books The World of Darkness bundle
  LunarJade: we’re so freaking adorable
  Sarah_Serinde: It's true
Oscelot: Yes you heckin' are @LunarJade
 Ignatiuspants: (oh no! the show started some time ago and I missed it because my connection is bad!)
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 Brozard *messy crit noise*
Oscelot: @Ignatiuspants just starting on the game itself
  Juliamon: Ignatiuspants Literally *just* started
 Strebenherz: "By like a country mile" kills me
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 Ignatiuspants: awesome! thanks!
 WiJohn: Oliver is not a wizard
jacqui_lantern234: @LunarJade thats certainly the understatement of the century
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TriangularDarlingLeopardOhMyDog-JPuiGozxvqR7BrV-
Michael Stephens: so happy to catch one of these in real time!
 SmithKurosaki: Welcome in :)
PharaohBender27: FYI Twitch chat will be a couple minutes ahead
HamTechs McCarthy: woooo!!!
Paul Barudin: I here!
hawkwreak: let's go fangsters!
PharaohBender27: Has no one actually told YT about how *loud* these countdowns are?
ItsThugDimmadome: LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GO
Random Factor: Guess it's time for bite club to make a mark in a new location.
 SmithKurosaki: They're chronically a problem
 SmithKurosaki: ANd yea, I do wish the premieres were scheduled to start 2 mins early
Adam Szandrowski: We out here vampin fang gang!
John Jambo: What's Up Fangsters!
 SmithKurosaki: Alright, since Twitch is so far ahead, not even leaving chat open tonight
HamTechs McCarthy: oh, oh nooo.
raaabr: Hello Prerecorded Jacob!
Random Factor: Guess Silas did something reckless.
Thane1607: I'm just in time... for work to start. 😑
ColdGamersProdutions: WHAT UP BITE CLUB!!
Random Factor: Eh, I'm podcasting it at work as is.
ColdGamersProdutions: who else is listening while at work??
 SmithKurosaki: I just woke up from a post work nap 30 mins ago
 sheqesi: *Oliver is not a wizard "yet*
 Brozard: Oliver’s like Mr. Wizard
ButButTheJesus: a sad lad
Oscelot: Some day he'll take Protean. Some day.
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SharktoothJack: fwiw we do say “industrial arts “ in the US
  Sarah_Serinde: Jessica is thriving
 corianderd: complete opposites
  Juliamon: whether it's Industrial Arts or Shop in the US is on a school-by-school basis
 Julian_Rogue: Yes anding your way to xp
ButButTheJesus: Heehee
 DeM0nFiRe: 
Oscelot: I'm stealing "in my vein, satiated..."
 TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
 Nigouki: y'all are having just downright illegal amount of fun :V
Oscelot: Ooooo gettin' spoopy
protocol_gamma: What is a man?
SaxPython: Threat Level ++
  LunarJade: really sinking into that think
Oscelot: roflmao Heather XD
  LunarJade: *thrink
ButButTheJesus: TEETH
jacqui_lantern234: teethticles
 couchboyj: What is a streamer?  A miserable pile of references!
 DeM0nFiRe: Slippery floppy teeth
Oscelot: Not a fang to thrink with
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 DrLigmaPhD: Tenticleeth
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FurryAliveArugulaJonCarnage-A549LMtMbf4bh-Du
KeytarCat: Regular teeth are hard to brush!
TheInferno390: Oh thank goodness I haven't missed much
 KaleidoscopeMind: objectively correct
 TheDevil_Risen: Straight Shooter 
  Juliamon: Factually accurate
Oscelot: Bless XD
 KaleidoscopeMind: some of it includes dice
 TheDevil_Risen: Don't Forget Dice Rolling 
jacqui_lantern234: XD IM CACKLING
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DoubtfulWildMagpieArgieB8-gUclna2LSyys-16s
 Julian_Rogue: Oliver's mind palace is a mobile home
 Twilight_Spark: 
 ContingentCat: "invited"
  Juliamon: Invitold
Oscelot: "we became partied"
 WiJohn: Mandatory corporate fun
 Julian_Rogue: Mandated fun
  Sarah_Serinde: but before that Oliver had a creepy conversation
  LunarJade: told you this episode was a bop
SaxPython: VIP-ish
  Sarah_Serinde: LunarJade And you were so right
 Julian_Rogue: @LunarJade They're all bops.
jacqui_lantern234: @LunarJade heather, EVERYTHING youre in is delightful!!! #Gottem
 PharaohBender27: 
Oscelot: gdi I thought about Calliope again and now I just have Creepy Doll from Jonathan Coulton stuck in my head
 sheqesi: Mmm bop!
 WiJohn: Could happen, we're going to lupine country!
 Gekyouryuu: "this episode is a bop." "and fire is hot. what are we saying here?"
SaxPython: Masque,   a aaaaah. Defender of the Universe
jacqui_lantern234: NECKsersizes
 Anaerin: @Oscelot And there's a creepy doll, that always follows you, it's got a ruined eye, that's always, open...
Oscelot: I'm sure Masque has plenty of greebles on that face to snap a mask onto
Oscelot: gdi @Anaerin XD lol
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 WiJohn: They are 100% smooching right now
 ContingentCat: I just figured keeping his mask on was part of his vampire powers
 PharaohBender27: They made a non-aggression pact 
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 Julian_Rogue: vampires were people too
SaxPython: @Julian_Rogue if it has a humanity score, it's a human!
  LunarJade: things are happening..
 Strebenherz: Oliver suddenly savants
KeytarCat: Three pips in politic!
 ContingentCat: politics intensifies
 DeM0nFiRe: Politics: Extant
ButButTheJesus: Happening: Something
Naroketh: is this where we go to talk about bite club?
raaabr: I prefer Youtube streams for the less intrusive ads, myself, even if it's behind
raaabr: Oh no he has a Soundboard
Naroketh: also YouTube works better on Chromecast.
 SmithKurosaki: @raaabr Ive got a Twitch Sub and YT premium, I've been finding YT ads too obnoxious in general myself
Yessica B.: this is the first time I actually remembered to come to the live show
 SmithKurosaki: Accurate Naro
 SmithKurosaki: Glad you made it :)
Naroketh: Smith, get a pihole set up on your network.
 SmithKurosaki: Yea, I just dont have time :(
 SmithKurosaki: oooo
Random Factor: Jacob has created monsters.
 SmithKurosaki: Correct
kenzie d: Oh baby I didn’t miss it!
raaabr: Concise
 SmithKurosaki: They just got started :)
ghostbirdofprey: What could possibly go wrong!?
Naroketh: I know how to find out ...
Oscelot: Pfff
SaxPython: Charlie XCX-y
 PharaohBender27: I was thinking like Cori there at first
 ContingentCat: brat like 360 party girl?
 ArdCollider: LOL picturing the "BDSM or XCX" situation
 niccus: how close was this to brat summer (observed)
  Juliamon: I was gonna say that and Cameron *beat me*
  Juliamon: by months
 Gekyouryuu: if one joins a college fraternity, are they a "Bro-sferatu" or a "Nos-frat-su"?
Oscelot: *snerk* @Juliamon
SaxPython: blah blah bleah
 Brozard: When will it be Ratt Summer?
  LunarJade: our show is very popular among the kindred
Oscelot: I think Bro-sferatu flows better @Gekyouryuu
 DeM0nFiRe: Blehddit!
 BusTed: bleddit
 Julian_Rogue: oh Bledit is good
SaxPython: Bleed(dot)it
 Jakelope13: I think calling a social media platform that's Vampire-only 'Bledit' is just asking the Second Inquisition to hack into it
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PoisedStormyHamsterUnSane-6-coxHa49JQbqYnG
 Julian_Rogue: @Jakelope13 I named my news website "the pulse"
 Gekyouryuu: @Jakelope13 like "coach feratu" in Rick and Morty
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EphemeralSparklyPeanutPMSTwin-6LmIBmTgCY-3p6iL
 Julian_Rogue: That's why country bumpkin vampires are so rare
  LunarJade: everything was fine
SaxPython: "Fine"
 BusTed: 
 corianderd: skill issue
 DeM0nFiRe: 
  LunarJade: maybe they should have just tried harder
Oscelot: Vampire darwin awards
SaxPython:  lol Skill Issue
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KingTaltia: Maybe they just REALLY sucked with their wilderness survival and they all just accidentally got caught out in the sun. Clearly.
 fracassio: They weren't vampire survivors
 DeM0nFiRe: If it were me I would simply not get mauled by a werewolf
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SaxPython: Do you want to cube that!!!
Oscelot: @SaxPython exactly what popped into my brain immediately lol
jacqui_lantern234: OHAI CORI 
 Anaerin: You spend a *fortune* on lint rollers./
  LunarJade: as a werewolf even if you aren’t transformed into a dog… do you always just smell like a wet dog in the rain?
 Gekyouryuu: @Anaerin they need to make clothes that automatically repel lint/animal hair. get those werewolves some wolf wear.
Oscelot: We're heading to Goldstream, right?
SaxPython:   
 Julian_Rogue: Just like live on a cruise ship
 amative1: Masque! Ah-ah... savior of the universe!
 amative1: The politics are politicking
raaabr: CAMERON NO
 SmithKurosaki: Correct lol
ghostbirdofprey: This is why you don't talk about bite club
ghostbirdofprey: "fine"
raaabr: Jessica Chadwick's Vtuber model would definitely say "skill issue"
 Nigouki: well that's a proper curse right there
 Anaerin: A "Free" RV
Oscelot: """"free""""
 ContingentCat: What kind of decal will be on the side?
  corianderd: free for me
 DrLigmaPhD: So does the gang get a talking great dane too?
 Brozard: A Carvamp
Oscelot: fair @corianderd hehe
 type_variable: @DrLigmaPhD they have a cougar
 Brozard: *caravamp
SaxPython: Fail luck roll, our RV is a 2005 Kia Soul
 KaleidoscopeMind: ask both of them independently. get 2 caravamps
 PharaohBender27: Oliver thinks Chainz supports Trudeau 
 fracassio: He's not wrong
Oscelot: Examining Oliver's motivations is *fascinating*
  Juliamon: Oliver probably hates all vampires as a baseline, because it's "their fault" he's one
Oscelot: wouldn't surprise me. though I think he's smart enough to know that only one sire is at fault, at least deep down?
Oscelot: though that doesn't mean he wouldn't be grumpy about it until that's resolved
  Sarah_Serinde: Others haven't treated him particularly well though
Oscelot: yeah
 Gekyouryuu: in case anyone missed it last week, I saw someone call it "Vandalf 3", so I propose that Vandalf 1 is Vandalf the Grey, 2 is Vandalf the White, and 3, going off some of Gandalf's other names, is Mith-van-dir, as a play on Mithrandir.
  Juliamon: yeah, the "I know it's not *actually* your fault but I can't help but feel that way"
  Sarah_Serinde: And I could see taking issue with vampire society as a whole for putting him in this position
 Nigouki: wait, are mermaids real in this world? D:
Oscelot: There's also the fact that--- yes, exactly @Sarah_Serinde
DaxStrife: Oh I hope that fishing tackle actually pays off later.
  Sarah_Serinde: A position that he hates and feels  that people look down on him
Oscelot: @Gekyouryuu *cackle* Mithvandir
TheInferno390: On top of the fact that vampire society has largely treated him like an unwanted puppy
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  Sarah_Serinde: I love Marge
Oscelot: The fact that Calliope isn't riding marge any more was a fascinating thing to just drop.
SaxPython: A+ cori faces
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 Shparky2197: 90 months! That's 2x3x3x5
 spethycakes: Marge is a treasure
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 Efhan: Marge is great
Oscelot: rofl Marge
TheInferno390: Marge has rear view mirrors
Despoiler98: Marge just homer simpsoned out
 Gekyouryuu: they'd do well against fae. "may I have your name?" "no, it was a gift."
DaxStrife: She exited the room like Soos. "I am needed elsewhere."
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
 Efhan: @Oscelot Calliope has way more interest in Oliver now, apparently
Oscelot: @Efhan indeeeed.
ButButTheJesus: t pose and walk back
Oscelot: T Pose and hover back
 Brozard: Oliver’s like that deer through the kid’s slide
 Ignatiuspants: ooh, Oliver is leveling up
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Gekyouryuu: Oliver bumps into a table, BUT he stumbles backwards and gracefully recovers like it was intentional
  Sarah_Serinde: There are two wolves inside of you. Neither one is a wolf
 Julian_Rogue: and a wolf  sorry about the transporter accident
 Gekyouryuu: like doing a flip/roll over it, and lands on his feet
 Jakelope13: Inside every Vampire there is a Human, likely cowering in terror from the Vampire that's also in there
 type_variable: you guys have wolves inside you?
 Shparky2197: Hey all, having a rough day today. Thanks for being here with your positivity, I really need the mood boost.
 amative1: 45 minutes later
 SmithKurosaki: Thats a rough constraint
 Anaerin: Ow.? Like "I'm shouting because this should hurt, but it didn't"
 Julian_Rogue: SHMEMPLE XD
Oscelot: Schmemple XD
  Sarah_Serinde: pfft
 KaleidoscopeMind: schm'mple
 Julian_Rogue: TEMPLE OF ZOOM
 ohjanji: LMAOO
 DeM0nFiRe:  top notch name
 Shparky2197: Hahahahaha
 Strebenherz: "Temple of zooooom"
gibbousm: Zoom Zoom Zoom
 neisan2112: Excelent
TheInferno390: 
 gualdhar: that's amazing
ButButTheJesus: GDI
almas_zarkona: Zoom Zoom!
 spo8n: with the schemelpelsteines
Lysander_salamander: That's an amazing name
 iris_of_ether: Hahahaha
 Julian_Rogue: 10/10 no notes
Chesul: Oh man, if there were time before Desert Bus I would totally make the Temple of Zoom.
  Sarah_Serinde: @Shparky2197  hope it gets better from here
 groulux: The Shemple
 Gekyouryuu: "he is.... trying." "is he succeeding?"
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Strebenherz: "NOOOPE"
 Julian_Rogue: @JacobBurgessVO Great writing! how do we spell the name?
TheInferno390: Oh Quinn
Despoiler98:      
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 Anaerin: Temple of Zoom is *obviously* a Mazda dealership. Because Zoom Zoom.
 JacobBurgessVO: Schmemple
 WiJohn: We don't talk about him
 Julian_Rogue: Thanks 
 JacobBurgessVO: 👍
Diabore: even the pontiac aztec?
 DeM0nFiRe: @Julian_Rogue t e m p l e space o f space z o o m 
 Gekyouryuu: there are rumors and stories about this reclusive car dealer. which is to say "Legends of the Hidden Schmemple"
 PharaohBender27: NGL, I initially thought this was an in-joke about a real car dealership in Victoria
 groulux: Oliver needs a Renaud 5!
 ladylinzington: omg. Roadquest: NADTD
Oscelot: @Gekyouryuu *groan*
 JacobBurgessVO: Happy to answer questions, but they may be delayed
  Sarah_Serinde: Oliver gets to be useful!
 KV1NN4: my HEART
Oscelot: CAT
 JacobBurgessVO: Literally at Tokyo Disney SEA, please tag if questions.
Oscelot: YES
ButButTheJesus: old car? can I get an old british roadster that won't start, they look great
 ohjanji: "no"
 Julian_Rogue: @JacobBurgessVO Greatful for answers nonetheless 
 Gekyouryuu: @Oscelot I apologize for nothing..
Oscelot: Cat cat cat cat. Caaaaaaaat.
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 spethycakes: Marge and cat, a full crew
Oscelot: Don't make the puma walk that far ;_;
  Sarah_Serinde: I adore them
Despoiler98:   oh HI MARGE
gibbousm: I want to see Oliver do a Princess Auto shopping trip
 TheDevil_Risen: I thought Oliver can eat food ?
KeytarCat: Food makes me not feel good, but I still have to eat it
 PharaohBender27 perks up at the mention of archive
 DeM0nFiRe: 
Oscelot: @KeytarCat mood x.x
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 groulux: @gibbousm Yes!!!!!
  Juliamon: He can eat food without immediate issues, but he still has to deal with it
 Jakelope13: You can't go camping without S'mores!
 Gekyouryuu: yeah, Jessica, talk to anyone lactose intolerant if they eat cheese
  Sarah_Serinde: He can eat food more easily than most vampires but still not the way humans do
 ArdCollider: (waits for the rotschreck explainer)
Despoiler98: yeah and camper beds are real small
 Anaerin: So, we need to invite a white guy named Graham, Marge of the family Mallow, and a person of colour.
 PharaohBender27: 
Oscelot: oh gods, having to ghoul someone in the DMV to be able to get your license renewed...
 TheDevil_Risen:   
Oscelot: 'cause they're definitely only open during the day
 MAPBoardgames: My driver's license was good for 60 years after its issuance.
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 Gekyouryuu: Oliver should've gotten it the DAY he became a vampire, just so we could debate if the DMV trip was the worst thing to happen that day or not
 Julian_Rogue: Just go buy an RV from costco
KeytarCat: RV is like 4 across 3 beds, camper is like 4 across 2?
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 saucemaster5000: costco memberships are goated
DaxStrife: Our Costco membership, comrade.
 KaleidoscopeMind: living alone means you never need anything in bulk tho
jacqui_lantern234:  oh, oliver XD
  Juliamon: KaleidoscopeMind But it's such a good deal!
 KaleidoscopeMind: (or at least so rarely)
 niccus: kirkland signature ass caitiff
Despoiler98: @KeytarCat depends how much your willing to pay and how old they are, the older the vehicle/trailer the smaller they were
ghostbirdofprey: is Marge just me? O_o
Gavin Li: Aw dang it! I missed the start of this one!
 ContingentCat: I like that presumably Jordan's ok with murder but not driving without a licence
Oscelot: My husband just hollered across the room that we were going to Schmemple's Temple.
 Julian_Rogue: I just imagined the Temple of zoom guy as dave spokesman XD
  Seabats: @niccus this is v good
  Sarah_Serinde: @Juliamon Not if you can't finish the food before it goes bad and don't have enough space to store bulk stuff...
 measureofhope: Is this live or pre-recorded?
 Anaerin: @KaleidoscopeMind You say that, but my late stepdaughter had a literal closet filled with dry and frozen goods. Enough food and sundries to last 6 months.
 DrLigmaPhD: @measureofhope Pre
  Seabats: it's live, I'm talking in twitch chat while I play
KeytarCat: very prerecorded
 PharaohBender27: 
DaxStrife: Camo Up Super Cup.
  Sarah_Serinde: @ContingentCat My read on that was that she worried Oliver would be very bad at it and/or they'd have extra trouble to deal with if someone asked to see it
 PharaohBender27: 
 Julian_Rogue: @Seabats Just imagined you frantically typing when the camera isn't on you
Despoiler98: LOL Yes that Pink Camo
  Sarah_Serinde: Adam is just that skilled
Despoiler98: the most stealth camo
 Brozard: yes
 Brozard: beach camo
  LunarJade: gotta wear camo.. it’s important
 wedge_x: safety pink
 Jakelope13: I don't think Jessica's dad was going 'camping'...
 Anaerin: Presence. Though she may also be bringing presents...
Despoiler98: @LunarJade I think she went "glamping"
 Ignatiuspants: pink camo could be useful for hiding among fields of cherry blossoms
 Julian_Rogue: ISn't his background in civil engineering? couldn't he like engineer a way in?
Oscelot: not quickly, probably @Julian_Rogue
 niccus: that's a social engineer
 Anaerin: @Julian_Rogue Sure, if they were drawing building plans.
 Jakelope13: @Julian_Rogue Maybe if he had the blueprints? He's an architect
 Julian_Rogue: @Oscelot Dinger
 Julian_Rogue: @Jakelope13 I bet they're on the inside
 Julian_Rogue: "Uhhhh yes!"
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 Jakelope13: Critical Success? Please Critical Success
  LunarJade: three hunger… I’m sure nothing will go wrong
Oscelot: Nope. totally not. never does.
DaxStrife: One simple question, goes hangry.
 Julian_Rogue: Silas has PTSD from uni
 niccus: job interviews are like that
 Anaerin: Students? No, I'm faculty.
 type_variable: good boys dont lie
 PharaohBender27: So the IRL Provincial Archives is on Government Street, but does have a vaguely brutalist look to it. It's also across the street from a park with a fountain, it looks like!
 definenull: Ah I'm late to bite club! Any messy crits yet?
 WiJohn: Give it a minute
Oscelot: Oooh I didn't even think to look it up @PharaohBender27 . To google!
 Anaerin: @definenull Soon™
  Juliamon: definenull No, but Cameron just made a bad choice
 PrinceNimzar: soon
KingTaltia: "I can't believe a simple lie would cause me to frenzy" (VHS rewind noise) "Silas is the smart one... by a country mile."
SharktoothJack: the night is still young
  Sarah_Serinde: 
  LunarJade: sometimes it takes a few minutes for those Messy Crits to warm up
 Vilun: "Are you university students?" "Yes..." everything goes black, sound of cartilage tearing
Oscelot: How can you be off by one? Serge isn't ev playing this game 
Gavin Li: Where’s the coterie at?
 amative1: Jo's house
 amative1: planning for the camping trip
Gavin Li: Oh right. Quinn and Knives gave them a hint that something was happening up island by some campgrounds, right?
ghostbirdofprey: splitting the party always helps
 Sarah: Quinn and Chainz asked them to investigate something because it's a big problem and they don't want Knives or other people to know about it
 SmithKurosaki: @Gavin Li Yea
 Sarah: Because it could cause a lot of conflict between factions
ghostbirdofprey: It was less Quinn and Knives gave them a hint and more "We don't know Go find out wtf that is?"
 SmithKurosaki: @ghostbirdofprey Always\
ghostbirdofprey: I mean DID they have any actual useful info?
Gavin Li: Temple of what?
 SmithKurosaki: Zoom
Korren: Can't stay for the premiere because I have D&D tonight but I am sooo excited for the VOD
 SmithKurosaki: It'll be available immediately on this channel. Have a good DnD
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ApatheticAlluringCrowNomNom-Yghqoto3ZdH6BDy5
 Nigouki: woooooooow
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh yeahhhh
Despoiler98: T BUUUUUCK
 WiJohn: Got that T Buck money
 type_variable: T BUCK!
 MAPBoardgames: Jacob seemed so disappointed there was no frenzy
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Strebenherz: BARTER IT DOWN (I know pre-record)
KingTaltia: "You pull out a bag of drug money" SICK, the guard is now COMPLETELY certain you're college students.
 Nigouki: is this guy a textbook publisher ripping off university students like that?
TheInferno390: @Jakelope13 Night clerk doesn't pay well I bet
 Julian_Rogue: @MAPBoardgames What no. He's bummed.
 PharaohBender27: "Is there a finding aid for these maps?"
Despoiler98: @Jakelope13 he's making like  $12 and hour, $200 is good money to him (i've been that night guard)
 Brozard: I mean, 200 Canadian
 Anaerin: @Brozard Oh, so it's like $30.
 TheDevil_Risen: 
  Juliamon: Nigouki Where are you getting textbooks this cheap?
 TheDevil_Risen: 
TheInferno390: 
 spo8n: I had a clean break poop earlier today, nothing can go wrong here
 PharaohBender27: (I actually work as an archivist at a historical society, so this is interesting on a whole other level in addition to the overall interestingness of the session)
 Vilun: what's the "bad" roll?
  corianderd: @Vilun no successes and a 1 on the hunger dice
 type_variable: @Vilun two 10s and at least one on a hunger die
 WiJohn: @spo8n sweet
Oscelot: @PharaohBender27 Oh neat! That's important work. Thank you for doing it.
  LunarJade: Now now.. Messy Crits aren’t bad. They are exciting
 ohjanji: hahaha it DOES look hand-built huh
 Jakelope13: Uh, wait, Oliver knows this car dealer guy in his normal life, and he's showing up to buy a vehicle with a Vampire's Boon?
 KaleidoscopeMind: messy crits are the narratively good roll
 PrinceNimzar: still waiting for a best failure to happen
  LunarJade: And one day I’ll get my wish of a Best Fail. One day.. it’ll totally happen.
 Brozard: Messy Crits create story
  Sarah_Serinde: @Jakelope13 He knows someone who works for the guy, he's never met the guy himself
 spethycakes: "not with THIS business model" preach
  corianderd: @Vilun sorry yes the one we're joking about is the critical success. I described the actual "bad roll"
  Sarah_Serinde: @LunarJade I believe in you
 Efhan: Didn't you figure out that Bestial failures were easier to achieve, only needing a 1 on a hunger and not *enough* successes to succeed? Seem to remember that from last Q&A
 PharaohBender27: Oh hey, just noticed - the IRL BC Archives are like a stone's throw away from Beacon Hill Park, the setting for many a LRR sketch!
 DeM0nFiRe: 
Oscelot: @PharaohBender27 handy X3
 PharaohBender27: 
Oscelot: the wacky inflatable arm men are an amazing touch @JacobBurgessVO
 Anaerin: They're caled "Skydancers", apparently, Jacob.
 mercano82: really good imagery here.
 lamina5432: wacky wavy inflatable arm man is the official name
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 PharaohBender27: @Anaerin Yeah, but "Wacky Inflatible Waving Tube Guys" is more entertaining
SaxPython:  We do talk about Bruno 
 Anaerin: Oh absolutely.
Oscelot: I always think of those half deadly kid's toys that you wind up and let go to fly up when I hear "skydaner"
  Sarah_Serinde: pfft
 PharaohBender27: 
Oscelot: Amazing
Despoiler98:    bariste
 saucemaster5000: Alright that really got me
 mercano82: not a justice of the peace?
  corianderd: i should have a mustard suit and a shirt covered in mustard
 Anaerin: @Despoiler98 Barrister. Not Barista.
 gnyrinn: The only thing missing was "Barrister, barista"
 RurouniGeo: Saul Carman?
 SmithKurosaki: Jacob is seeing this about to go sideways
ghostbirdofprey: I wonder if Jessica might have nicked Kimiko's school ID
ghostbirdofprey: (I think that was her snaccs name last season)
 Sarah: Yeah I think that's right
 Sarah: Real name was something like Claire but she tried to get anime club people to call her Kimiko
ghostbirdofprey: ah
 SmithKurosaki: Cant wait for that inevitable Messy Crit :p
ghostbirdofprey: What could possibly go wrong!!??
 Vilun: @corianderd thank you. I figured your one was the bad roll vs the "bad" roll
 iris_of_ether: I love everything about this
SaxPython:   Temple of Zoom!
Despoiler98: @Anaerin I hit enter to quick forgot the final R
  Sarah_Serinde: Good start Oliver
 ohjanji: we need uhhhhhhhh car
almas_zarkona: Sunglasses at night!
ButButTheJesus: A Chrysler, that seats about 20
 DirectorStephanie: uhhhhhh car? yeah. car!
 Jakelope13: Is... is Shmemple running for office or something?
  Sarah_Serinde: Oliver, buddy 
  Sarah_Serinde: Oliver *is* one of the kids 
  corianderd: rude
Oscelot: Struth, Sarah
SaxPython: Smoooth recovery
 type_variable: lmao geocaching
  LunarJade: geocaching is actually pretty fun
 v_nome: Yes... geocaching is looking at rocks. Definitely.
 DeM0nFiRe: 
Oscelot: I love that Geocaching is widely enough known to make that reference now
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 ArdCollider: not a throp, etc.
 iris_of_ether: CORI 
FadedOasis: HAHAHA
 Julian_Rogue: DAMN
adept_nekomancer: Geocashiers
  Sarah_Serinde: Amazing Cori
DaxStrife: Brutal.
 DeM0nFiRe: That was so fast
 definenull: Damn
Oscelot: HOLY CRAP
TheInferno390: omg
 ContingentCat:  perfect
 Shparky2197: damn
SaxPython: Woah!
ButButTheJesus: DAYUM
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahahahaha
 NotCainNorAbel: 
almas_zarkona: Damn!
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 neisan2112: Daaayym
KingTaltia: SAVAGE Jo!
 definenull: Stone cold
 Julian_Rogue: murdered em
  LunarJade: I did some geocaching in the city a couple years ago
Oscelot: @corianderd I didn't know you could final death someone with WORDS
  MrPhlip: 
 ohjanji: no.
 Jakelope13: The smackdown!
 Strebenherz: Dead ass "DEAD"
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 WiJohn: Messy crit to the heart
 ArdCollider: 
 KV1NN4: Oliver respects the shotgun rule XD
  Sarah_Serinde: pfft
 SnackPak_: 
 DeM0nFiRe: lmao
SaxPython: 
Diabore: oliver no
ButButTheJesus: "...YES."
 type_variable: lmao
 Twilight_Spark: Is Quinn okay?
 saucemaster5000: no one who drives a dodge viper goes to church
SaxPython: This is some Harry Wormwood action
  Sarah_Serinde: Only driven at night, definitely by someone *very calm* and *never in a rush*
  Sarah_Serinde: @Twilight_Spark Yeah he just changes vehicles, like, weekly
 PMAvers: "something that can move a bunch of bodies."
Oscelot: "Something that can move a body-- I mean wait"
 Jakelope13: Oh no, did Quinn sell (one of) his car(s)?
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SaxPython: Yo is this Ollie points in politics paying off in the negotiation?
  Sarah_Serinde: Jacob has mentioned more than once that people rarely see Quinn driving the same car twice. He probably got tired of this one and moved on
 ohjanji: olliver pls
ButButTheJesus: oli pls
 ArdCollider: sub ter fudge
 Vilun: he's got a huge what now?
 Gekyouryuu: inb4 1
 Gekyouryuu: or not, lol
 Gekyouryuu: there it is
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 DeM0nFiRe: lmao
 Nigouki: ahahahaha
 Strebenherz: PFFFFFFFFT
 type_variable: LMAO
 SnackPak_: that esclated
 niccus: auto success
  LunarJade: told you someone gets bopped
ButButTheJesus: DAYUM
 bladed_shadow: very direct
 ContingentCat: Jordan doesn't need to be told twice lol
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: "Bop"
 ohjanji: that's one way to go about it
SaxPython: DM I do the thing
 DeM0nFiRe: Cori is so fast 
 iris_of_ether: You're the best Cori
TheInferno390: Cori Jesus
gibbousm: nice
Oscelot: Gods I hope she did it gently so she didn't just cut him in half roflmao
 Gekyouryuu: HERE comes the high rolls
 Strebenherz: No hestitation
 wedge_x: permission, no hesitation
 niccus: *now* you messy crit
  Sarah_Serinde: I am so here for Jordan having zero tolerance for nonsense here
almas_zarkona: "Oh...that Quinn."
 CaptainSpam: Ah, the Sneakers strategy.
 RurouniGeo: death by ballshot
 Strebenherz: Do we know if this guy is human
Oscelot: Same @Sarah_Serinde
  Juliamon: Kick, not obliterate
 Vilun: can Brujah turn off the super strength?
 Anaerin: It's in the balls, it's ALL potence.
 WiJohn: She'll kick you apart
 Jakelope13: Oh god not a hungry crit here
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 SmithKurosaki: Schmemple's totally gonna turn out to be a Saul type
raaabr: Geocaching is a great joke
 SmithKurosaki: DAMN
ButButTheJesus: @WiJohn she'll kick you apahhht, ooh
 DeM0nFiRe: 
  Sarah_Serinde: I am cackling
adept_nekomancer: Discount code "deez nutz"
  unarmedoracle: Jo's foot goes further into his body that she was really expecting, probably nothing.
 Ignatiuspants: Quinn speaks Yiddish?
Oscelot: *cackles*
 Strebenherz: Quinn: Busy
 Gekyouryuu: NAH, car backfiring
KingTaltia: God I love Quinn, there's never a scene Quinn's not stealing the show.
 the_walking: so good
 ProcyonFlynn: Must be Engine Maintenance - guy likes cars 
 Julian_Rogue: OH
 iris_of_ether: OH
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SpikyCuteEggSMOrc-DBhxQWDVPwNUq0dE
 ladylinzington: Jo is so over everything, this is hilarious
Oscelot: Ahahaha
  Seabats: c viper
SaxPython:   
 type_variable: adam!
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 DeM0nFiRe: lmao
 Strebenherz: Adam
 spethycakes: 
gibbousm: Adam
Oscelot: @Seabats you're a breath of fresh air my GODS XD
 iris_of_ether: 
 Julian_Rogue: Adam!  XD
TheInferno390: Adam lmao
 Gekyouryuu: Quinn's the protagonist of the ACTUAL vampire show, and we're following the goofy B plot that in the actual show we just check in on once or twice an episode as things get wildly out of hand
 Efhan: Adam is amazing
 saucemaster5000: fucking hell so good
ButButTheJesus: 
 gibbousm: 
 iris_of_ether: I'm a little late on the emote but 
 Singenmeister: Commitment * Ti * The * Bit
Oscelot: I hope they pick out a hearse
adept_nekomancer: Vampire Bus for Hope!
 SnackPak_: gross
 PMAvers: I feel like Ian would feel at home here
 Julian_Rogue: Desert suck for hope.... Nope
SaxPython: @adept_nekomancer   
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 iris_of_ether: Sin-a-bego D:
ButButTheJesus: but can they also take the viper
 niccus: oh no..
 gualdhar: what about a very high end motor coach, which is no longer going to a certain judge and ended up in Canada somehow
  unarmedoracle: THe quinnebago
Oscelot: Ow XD @unarmedoracle
DaxStrife: Oh he's never seeing that pod again. It's gonna get torn to shreds.
 PMAvers: Oh, someone's *seen* Oliver's house.
 chaostreader: a nice rv that fits at least four people.
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CovertBoxyCrocodileKeyboardCat-8fYUfnkNTV_KWoma
 Julian_Rogue: Stalks by night accidently sires a new vampire. vampire culture gets that much more confusing
  LunarJade: gotta fight some werewolves with the rv
 Transmuted_Elf: glamping!
  Sarah_Serinde: pfft
Oscelot: @Julian_Rogue Yessssss
Diabore: did one of them get popped? an hour is a long time to be on the ground
 Efhan: Man, I love Oliver
ButButTheJesus: but but the viper
KingTaltia: "I do!" Oliver says excitedly, It's his Costco membership again.
 MacbethSeemsSus: I'm picturing quiet sobbing in the background as this all goes on.
TheInferno390: @Julian_Rogue A Cougar Thrall siring a thinblood is such a funny idea
 Julian_Rogue: @TheInferno390 Right?! XD
 Gekyouryuu: @Diabore if not, it's at least lost somewhere in his midsection
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 SnackPak_: dang Jessica
 PharaohBender27: 
 type_variable: i figured lmao
  Sarah_Serinde: pfft
 Julian_Rogue: (Take the 200$ back)(I know its pre recorded)
Oscelot: *snerk*
Despoiler98:    Jessica be cold
 Julian_Rogue: yes adam!
 Julian_Rogue: he heard me through time
Oscelot: """"""Consentual""""""
 Strebenherz: OH NO
Despoiler98: HAHAHA
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 ProcyonFlynn: Leave an extra 50 
ButButTheJesus: I did not know/remember feeding feels good for the human
 Julian_Rogue: @Oscelot continues enthusiastic? consent?
  Sarah_Serinde: LunarJade Heather you were so right about this episode
Oscelot: Look, he got a hundred dollars per blood pip
Oscelot: @Julian_Rogue hehehe
 SmithKurosaki: Excellent deadpan
 amative1: Would you like to rouse to add two dice to that?
 SmithKurosaki: ADAM
 PharaohBender27: D:
Oscelot: Amazing
  Juliamon: Does he even have enough blood left to *actually* jack off
 Julian_Rogue: @Juliamon probably pass out while doing so but yes
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: lolol
Despoiler98: @Juliamon thats why he passed out it all went to other priorities 
 Julian_Rogue: beautiful sound. fistfull of dice
TheInferno390: Questions only VtM might bring up 
 type_variable: oh no gangrels?
Oscelot: I'm surprised there aren't mineshafts
 Julian_Rogue: Diglet vampires
 MacbethSeemsSus: Ah, the minecraft gambit
Oscelot: @Julian_Rogue I love that so much
 Ignatiuspants: the first night in Minecraft solution
 ContingentCat: into the pit
 Nigouki: just a minecraft sleephole
 LiveFaust: Feels like Lucy at her "Psychiatrist" stand. "I LOVE the sound of nickels!"
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 circusofkirkus: bat time
Oscelot: roflmao
ButButTheJesus: ♪ diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole ♪
 Efhan: ♫I am a Gangrel and I'm digging a hole♫
Oscelot: I think he will never get Protean at this point XD
TheInferno390: lolololololol
 mercano82: Jacob feels like Quinn does any time he has to deal with Oliver.
 Julian_Rogue: sounds like a mist opportunity
Oscelot: I meannnnn @mercano82
 Gekyouryuu: "stay tuned to the end of the episode for bonus scene...."
 ContingentCat: he already has a cougar friend
 SnackPak_: worse? that's better
 TheMandrew: nah, i feel like this is the Bontan, "I AM a necromancer" moment 
 Brozard: bat(s)
 Terr0rc0tta: more like amateurean, amirite
 LiveFaust: Gruff voice.
 Julian_Rogue: just eat som pre work out for some protean
 LiveFaust: "WHERE IS SHE."
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TangibleTsundereTitanHassanChop-_OQ0bF0vh_RlDd-3
 gibbousm: cmn princess auto
phoenixfeather14: not Princess Auto?
 Gekyouryuu: I saw a great comic of a vampire talking to a lich, the vampire takes bat form, and it's just a bat the size of an adult human, and then it walks away
Oscelot: Canadian Tire but not Princess Auto?! Blasphemy!
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/RockySingleAppleShadyLulu-1bCmhtecLyBO5ppo
 Julian_Rogue: canadian Van Tire
  Sarah_Serinde: Look Beej isn't the one playing 
 ContingentCat: camping supplies is what canadian tire is good for
Oscelot: lol @Sarah_Serinde
Oscelot: @Sarah_Serinde this is just how we know that vampires are actually evil 
 PharaohBender27: Wait Silas *took* the documents!?  Archives aren't lending libraries!
 ContingentCat: plus you get to experience that really interesting smell of a canadian tire
 Nigouki: Q comes before R, so Quinn gonna have to pay
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh Oliver absolutely does
 Julian_Rogue: @Sarah_Serinde Next campaign maybe
KingTaltia: @PharaohBender27 I just want to voice the absurdity that is the sentence; "Tangible Tsundere Titan; Hassan Chop"
 Julian_Rogue: But I can help!
 SnackPak_: what a wild shopping list
 PharaohBender27 rolls a 1 on stealth for going to dinner, so he loudly trips over furtniture to the point all of chat look at him
 Twilight_Spark: Forget the teacher's discount, we've got the vampire discount.
 Julian_Rogue: Bite club membership coming in handy
 Gekyouryuu: you need the extras to make the camper look legit. otherwise a vehicle with no supplies just SCREAMS suspicious
 Brozard: I thought he meant an RV hookup
ButButTheJesus: @PharaohBender27 
 Julian_Rogue: That's for canadian Pire. its different
 SmithKurosaki: Wait, he no longer wants to be a BAT?
 Sarah: I'm not sure how much Oliver actually *wanted* to be a bat, he was just fixated on it as "a thing that vampires can do" and wanted to know if he could
 Sarah: iirc anyway
 SmithKurosaki: Makes snse
 Julian_Rogue: just straight to murder
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 wedge_x: not Canadian Tire, but deffo Bulk Barn
 Gekyouryuu: @PharaohBender27 *rolls a 0 and fails to even notice that much*
 type_variable: i just think we dont explore murder much as an option
 LiveFaust: Good thing you're not a mod, Pharaoh. I'd hate to see you make a bestial failure in chat.
Oscelot: Oliver made so many of them
jacqui_lantern234: not much, past adam, whats rib-eye with you?
  LunarJade: not dead, just asleep
Diabore: they go to sleep... permanently
Oscelot: @PharaohBender27 *perceives Pharaoh*
 Julian_Rogue: Turns out canadian tire was lupin teritory
  LunarJade: Best Fail alludes me again
  corianderd: @LunarJade one day
KingTaltia: Nah, they just go into Torpor. It's surprisingly hard to kill a vamp in Masquerade.
Oscelot: Alas @LunarJade
 MyrddintheWizard: Trying so hard to get that fail @LunarJade
 Nigouki: D:
  Sarah_Serinde: ooh
 Nigouki: suits!?
Oscelot: dun dun DUNNNNN
jacqui_lantern234: i feel like those suits are an "OH NO" moment
 type_variable: messyyy critttt
 type_variable: cmon
 ContingentCat: suits in a canadian tire at night is really sus
Oscelot: Suits at Canadian Tire is so anachronistic
 Nigouki: Oliver thinks they're MPPs
Oscelot: "Do you want to risk i--" "YES."
cavvdor: The answer in this group is always yes 
 Julian_Rogue: Man dice un-friends
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 Vilun: where is Marge wearing the hands?
cavvdor: I bet Oliver had a considerable stash of Canadian Tire money in his home
jacqui_lantern234: "yay im useful  "
 groulux: Your retirement Canadian tire money!
 CaptainSpam: Wait... they have a TARP BUDGET?  They're saved!
Oscelot: """""camping"""""
 DeM0nFiRe: Wow so this whole game is just so LRR can live out a fantasy of having a tarp budget
  Sarah_Serinde: Oliver gets to be useful and like, actually use his skills
jacqui_lantern234: all of Olivers money went to the tarp budget 
  corianderd: I said glamping and I meant it!
Oscelot: Oliver is the best
adept_nekomancer: You never know when you'll need a fish
 Julian_Rogue: Sire a catfish and just leave it confused
 Nigouki: Mermaids know where the sasquatch is!
 ohjanji: why WOULDN'T we go fishing? we're going outside
  Sarah_Serinde: 
SaxPython: 
Oscelot: roflmao @Julian_Rogue
  Sarah_Serinde: Blue screened
jacqui_lantern234: for the SPORT, Jessica!!! 
 Rhynerd: show of skill, just for fun, etc.
ButButTheJesus: becau.......
 LiveFaust: Silas dressing down for camping is wearing a polo and khakis.
 Rourke9: oh Oliver
Oscelot: WOAH
  LunarJade: I mean seriously we probably can’t drain blood out of fish… can we?
cavvdor: Trying to explain catch and release to someone who doesn't understand is a delight
 Julian_Rogue: Oh fancy back ground transfer
Oscelot: Jacob teleported
 Sarah: And then he got kinda distracted from that journey of discovery by meeting Marge and getting pulled into that whole thing
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Rhynerd: actually, can you make a fish your thrall like Oliver did with Stalks at Night?
 CaptainSpam: "Why would we go fishing?" "Because we're millennials and we require fishing minigames at all times!"
Oscelot: @LunarJade You couuuld but it wouldn't be much
 ohjanji: @Rhynerd ZOMBIE FISH ARMY??
 Julian_Rogue: @Rhynerd I was joking but I imagine you could? although idk why.
Oscelot: Okay but for real now I'm super curious, had Jacob had a green screen behind him the entire episode?
  corianderd: @Oscelot it's a real screen
 niccus: the dreaded vampire candiru
 Julian_Rogue: Hey @JacobBurgessVO hypothetical question. can you make a fish your familiar?
cavvdor: At least Silas has clothes to dress down TO, my Toreador had to dress down for a hike in rainy woods and was going through his clothes thinking "which one of these designers do I love LEAST"
  LunarJade: @oscelot it’s a tv with images that Jacob has access to on the stream deck.
Despoiler98: has oliver tried writing down things to see if its just an auditory thing?
  Sarah_Serinde: Jacob mentioned that Paul gave him some new toys
jacqui_lantern234: @Rhynerd you can do this, yes, but its not gonna be super useful much
 Vilun: what does Adam mean by "one of those conversations"?
Oscelot: @corianderd @LunarJade OH. For some reason I thought that TV was smaller. I have no idea why. Ty!
 type_variable: so hungry
Lysander_salamander: well, that's worrying
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 JacobBurgessVO: You can. There are... aquatic gangrel
 WiJohn: Live in the now
  corianderd: @Oscelot >_> it's the tv from the friend zone
almas_zarkona: Shark Vampires!
Oscelot: @JacobBurgessVO I feel like that would be a whole new level in detangling
 Julian_Rogue: @JacobBurgessVO Neat. and spooky. thanks ! 
 Strebenherz: @LunarJade Scene cut to a vampire trying to fang a fish and the fangs keep slipping off the scales
Oscelot: @corianderd Ohhhh XD
 NotCainNorAbel: YES!
SaxPython: OooOOOoooh
OmnipotentTrevor: "would you like to risk a role for information" is a fun way to state that
 definenull: failing forward ✨✨
 TheDevil_Risen:   
  Sarah_Serinde: 
  MrPhlip: Windmill slam
Despoiler98:   lets go Cameron
 mercano82: Yes, and!
 Rourke9: yeeeess
Lysander_salamander: I bet it's a Tsimsce
cavvdor: Blood Dimmed Tides was some great nightmare fuel
ButButTheJesus: heckin' buffering...
 Julian_Rogue: Me a vampire. drinks a horshoe crab because hty're also immortal
Oscelot: @Julian_Rogue The fanciest blood. It's blue!
cavvdor: I mean they probably have something similar
 Julian_Rogue: @cavvdor Horshoe crabs do. they use it in cancer research
Oscelot: @cavvdor Horseshoe crabs aren't the same as crabs. Also yes, they're vitally important to human medicine!
 Nigouki: yeeeeeeessssssssss let's gooooooo
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cavvdor: That's so cool! I did not know that. They usually freak me out, but a little less now.
 Brozard: oh no
  Sarah_Serinde: uh oh
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Nigouki: D:
Lysander_salamander: yay
SaxPython: 
 ohjanji: whoa
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Jakelope13: oh nO
jacqui_lantern234: UH OH
Oscelot: Oh she has Opinions about the Tremere
 itira: 
 LilyOfTheVeil666: 
  Sarah_Serinde: I don't think we want to be a lamb
 iris_of_ether: 
 spethycakes: ohhhh
 neisan2112: Ohhhhhh
 iris_of_ether: OH NO
 gibbousm:     
 iris_of_ether: NO NO NO NO N O NO
Lysander_salamander: heck yeah
 Jakelope13: oH nO
almas_zarkona: Oh no
Despoiler98:    OH NO
TheDailyMapleSyrup:  
Lysander_salamander: yayyyy
cavvdor: I saw her there again today, I wish, I wish, she'd go away.
cavvdor: OH
 Rourke9: was this the price
 RurouniGeo: oh noooo   
Lysander_salamander:   
 Brozard: kermit_tremble.gif
cavvdor: NGHH
 iris_of_ether: That's real real bad
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
 Isaac3567: Doesn't Silas recognize her from last season when he did the blood walk(?) on Marge? Or am I remembering wrong
SaxPython: I'm going to need a new silver bowl
 Julian_Rogue: I was so focused on Vampirrahnas I missed plot
 neisan2112: OH wow
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  LunarJade: curse buddies!
 DeM0nFiRe: oofa and/or doofa
cavvdor: Perfect
  corianderd: same curse!
 niccus: what does it sound like to a third party if they tried to each other about this
Oscelot: @Isaac3567 He saw her then, though she may have changed bodies again
Lysander_salamander: @Isaac3567 No, that was a different one.  A Malkavian elder named Bloody Mary
 Brozard: twinsies!
 spethycakes: this is Very Bad and I'm so excited
jacqui_lantern234: spiderman pointing meme dot curse
 Rourke9: oh nooo I thought that everyone was saying oh no bc stream froze but that was just me 😭
 Rourke9: but i missed whatever it was
 Gekyouryuu: my stream blooped for a moment. what happened with a curse?
  Sarah_Serinde: 
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 ohjanji: 
 SkipIives:         
 RurouniGeo: oh nooo
 Vilun: this little girl is infinitely more patient than Quinn
jacqui_lantern234:  GDI CAM
Oscelot: @Rourke9 Calliope showed up again
 BusTed: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: @Gekyouryuu Silas sees the lady, but now also can't talk about it
 neisan2112: @Rourke9 Cameron saw the girl, and is now cursed as well.
 Julian_Rogue: @Rourke9 Cam took a devils bargin. and got cursed lmao
PaulOkon1981: fish have blood
raaabr: Cameron will never not choose to succeed at a cost
Oscelot: @Oscelot and Silas is now cursed too
  Sarah_Serinde: Silas tried real hard to figure out what's up with Oliver and now the thing that's paying attention to Oliver has noticed (and cursed) Silas too
cavvdor: Perfect
  Seabats: this is so good
 LiveFaust: DwarfFort patch notes?
  Seabats: forgot about this
 Gekyouryuu: ah, that seems bad
  LunarJade: love this scene
cavvdor: Silas - mid main?
  Sarah_Serinde: ooh
cavvdor: Support maybe
jacqui_lantern234: @Seabats YOUR EXISTENCE is so good!!!!!!! 
 KaleidoscopeMind: "dates"
  Sarah_Serinde: time for girl talk 
Oscelot: "some benefits" lol
 sblue333: You know what I hate about the curse is that it prevents a solid Silas-Oliver bond which could be good....
 iris_of_ether: "Benefits"
 Rhynerd: I wonder what I'd talk about if I got hit with this curse. There's a few options.
 Julian_Rogue: @unarmedoracle what position is Silas?
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 BusTed: 🤔
 Efhan: So both cars have awkward conversations...
 spethycakes: 
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Unless you're into that.
 DeM0nFiRe: Maybe YOU dont
Oscelot: Getting STRAIGHT to the point lol
 ContingentCat: so same as normal precautions dating as a young woman
  Sarah_Serinde: Cori I love this version of the "be safe about it" conversation
 neisan2112: Are you sure she doesn't tho?
 neisan2112: @Oscelot No its gay
  unarmedoracle: @Julian_Rogue I have never LoLd. I assume he's whatever would be funniest.
 Rourke9: this is delightful
 sblue333: LMAO
 niccus: a good kicking foot,
 KaleidoscopeMind: does "made yourself" include sir-ing
Oscelot: Mom Senses Activated
 Julian_Rogue: @unarmedoracle I vote Jungler because its the most complicated and the most ironic for a vampire
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
 Rourke9: @julian_rogue good call imo
ButButTheJesus: partyhard dot gif
 Vilun: did Cam just hit his elbow again?
 Gekyouryuu: a vampire that plays LoL gets frustrated about feeding, so they go feeding
 iris_of_ether: This is magnificent
jacqui_lantern234: yeah, casually committed 
cavvdor: Jungler is also a kind of multitasking position which is very Silas
  Sarah_Serinde: Beautiful
Oscelot: *chefkiss*
Lysander_salamander: 
 ContingentCat: Causal starts playing
Lysander_salamander: delightful
  unarmedoracle: I think Silas played league while he was in undergrad.
 Julian_Rogue: @unarmedoracle Same
  Sarah_Serinde: Aw Jessica
Oscelot: @unarmedoracle that makes sense
 definenull: Aww
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 ArdCollider: this question! Jessica!
jacqui_lantern234:  CORIANDER
 gualdhar: got bit by the glampire
 wedge_x: yes
 neisan2112: Awww Jess
 niccus: you became a vamp
Oscelot: rofl cori
 DeM0nFiRe: Fellas is it gay to be a vampire?
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
 iris_of_ether:  
 Rourke9: great question
 Gekyouryuu: becoming a vampire is inherently queer, so....
 neisan2112: Oh my god that would be incredible
jacqui_lantern234: I LOVE YOU Cori, i love you so much
TheInferno390: Oh. My god.
 Julian_Rogue: cut to Jacob dying
 itira: 
Despoiler98: Be gay DO VAMPIRE
ButButTheJesus: this kills the Jacob
 WiJohn: Turn the frickin' vamps gay
 spethycakes: 
cavvdor: Jo is having a lot of thoughts
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahahaha
SaxPython: #TheBloodWantsWhatItWants
 gibbousm: Does being a vampire make you gay? Not necessarily, but it does make your fabulous
 Julian_Rogue: A Vamp-Bi-er if you will
cavvdor: You know Jacob's gone when the glasses have come off
 ohjanji: 
NimrodXIV: sexuality is fluid, so is blood, etc
Despoiler98: @Julian_Rogue YESSSSSS     
KingTaltia: This... is beautiful.
 ArdCollider: 
 Gekyouryuu: "I can turn into a bat and now I'm into both genders. I call that fly-sexual"
Oscelot: Excellent, Adam XD
 sblue333: I love this
ButButTheJesus: ah why do i keep bufferiiiiing
 Rourke9: that’s great
cavvdor: Buffering too, not just you
  LunarJade: Told you this episode was great
 ohjanji: silas still talking LoL haha
  Juliamon: I think it's a Twitch thing
 spethycakes: "did my trauma make me queer?" is TOO relatable
  Sarah_Serinde: @LunarJade It's so so good
 Julian_Rogue: What's a top laner?
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jacqui_lantern234: @LunarJade tbf, youre ALWAYS great, Heather!!! 
  Sarah_Serinde: For the record, I haven't been having any buffering. Doesn't mean it's not a Twitch thing though
Lysander_salamander: roll for cryptid
 neisan2112: League, soooo Soccer?
  Sarah_Serinde: Chat please be clipping this episode, don't make me do all of it later 
jacqui_lantern234: @Julian_Rogue a miserable pile of secrets 
cavvdor: I'd love for the buffering to stop now though, twitch
 ohjanji: 
  Sarah_Serinde: That face 
 Julian_Rogue: This campaign brings me so much joy. Thank all of you.
SaxPython:   
 definenull: They share another moment
Lysander_salamander: "welcome to the club!"
 neisan2112: Oliver pogs
 Nigouki: just swerves momentarily into oncoming traffic before getting back
 SmithKurosaki: Well deserved cursed
raaabr: So which canadian politican is he going to start talking about instead
 SmithKurosaki: Thats even more cursed'
raaabr: "Your honor, League of Legends"
raaabr: "Death"
Troy Earnest: But... but the Teemo buff!
 SmithKurosaki: omfg lol
Oscelot: I feel like oliver could drive with his belly
 Julian_Rogue: Can't talk about bite club
 sblue333: Oh I'm so glad Oliver knows
 circusofkirkus: eyes on the road, oliver
 Vilun: I feel like Silas would have a moment like Michael in The Good Place. "Oliver figured it out? Oliver! Oh, this hurts."
  Sarah_Serinde: Oliver's not so alone in this now
  Sarah_Serinde: But also Silas is in more trouble now 
 Julian_Rogue: Ya know?
  Sarah_Serinde: But this scene is just such gold
Lysander_salamander: Oh I forgot it's a mlm
 Efhan: It's a pyramid org
 Julian_Rogue: @Lysander_salamander MLM as a religion. wait
 ArdCollider: that's your two picks on Vancouver Island: the MLM or the megachurch of woofs.
 Julian_Rogue: @ArdCollider If not friend, why friend shaped?
 Gekyouryuu: @Lysander_salamander the blood will trickle down
 PharaohBender27 returns to chat discreetly, having rolled a 19
 Julian_Rogue: I know its a pre record, do they do a half time break?
  Sarah_Serinde: Nope, no breaks
 ShaneLeeAtk: Silas has a P-card
Oscelot: @PharaohBender27 *Fails to perceive*
SaxPython: Boon: I have a credit card
 LilyOfTheVeil666: Company Card!
 ContingentCat: they are there on company business so it's ok
 Julian_Rogue: Dickbutt!
 WiJohn: Needed 'em to fight the Sabat brother
 type_variable: a tent!
 Ignatiuspants: silver bullets are probably going to be expensive
 PharaohBender27: Ugh, bros
 Nigouki: oh no, imaging cracking open a dudebro. cheapest tasting way to satiate
 ContingentCat: ah dude bros, unavoidable
 Julian_Rogue: @Ignatiuspants I wonder if they'd melt under the heat of the cartridge
Oscelot: @Ignatiuspants Yeah, and you probably have to use a slower gun for them so they don't melt
phoenixfeather14: Oliver has forgotten that s'mores require fire and vampires don't do fire well
  QuixoticScrivener: @PharaohBender27 Anyone want to crack open a case of dude-bros?
 PharaohBender27: @Nigouki "Why does this one taste like Smirnoff Ice?"
SaxPython: I don't know how World of Darkness Werewolves work. Do we need to know the Lunar Calendar?
 Gekyouryuu: I've had a dumb thought: a dude-bro vampire buys a muscle car and names it after Dracula.
 Gekyouryuu: it's Vlad the Impala
 s1ck1y: BITE CLUB BITE CLUB
gnyrinn: Let this be a critical success.
 WiJohn: If this scene ends with Oliver trying to toast marshmallows and then everyone frenzies...
Oscelot: Hey @s1ck1y 
  LunarJade: Hey Jordynne!!
 chaostreader: @saxpython No. every night is damgerous, iirc
  Sarah_Serinde: Hi Jordynne 
 PharaohBender27: Welcome, Jordynne! We're camping!
Oscelot: @WiJohn Oh my gods XD
 Julian_Rogue: What're you looking for? The unseen
SaxPython: @chaostreader 
 Julian_Rogue: Oh hail no
 Nigouki: KITTY
Oscelot: KITTY
 PharaohBender27: 👁️ 👁️
SaxPython: SbN?!?
 type_variable: KITTY
ButButTheJesus: KITTY?
 WiJohn: Kitty!
 spethycakes: KITTY
TheInferno390: That's the lupines!
 ContingentCat: Stalks by Night?
Lysander_salamander: I'm hoping it's one of the fae from Changeling.
SaxPython: Stalks by Camp?
 ohjanji: 🐈
 Julian_Rogue: wouldn't all vampires be cougers? like age thing
Oscelot: @Lysander_salamander Oh man
  Sarah_Serinde: Oliver pls 
 circusofkirkus: oliver
 PharaohBender27: Oliver plz
 ohjanji: okay great oliver ty
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 ArdCollider: way to go Joe Exotic
 itira: HA
 ContingentCat:  oh Oliver
ButButTheJesus: oli pls
 circusofkirkus: oliver...
 Strebenherz: oh my go
Oscelot: OLIVER XD
 spethycakes: 🤦
 Julian_Rogue: OLIVER!
Oscelot: *dies*
 Julian_Rogue: David shwarma
cavvdor: Oh god Oliver
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
NimrodXIV: That's nice?
 SnackPak_: wow Oliver
 LiveFaust: Oh, he was great in Friends.
ButButTheJesus: 
 Rourke9: that’s great buddy
Despoiler98: Oliver's g/f is in Canada you wouldn't know her.......oh wait
Oscelot: lol @Despoiler98
 ohjanji: 
 type_variable: were going to keep it DOWN
 Strebenherz: aww
 Twilight_Spark: In Canada?
Lysander_salamander: aw
  Sarah_Serinde: so smooth, Oliver
SaxPython: 
Oscelot: He's learniiiing 
ButButTheJesus: learmnmning
Despoiler98: so the Bro dudes are either 1. Werewolves or 2. GETTING EATEN 
TheInferno390: Adam.
 Gekyouryuu: "they DO eat people." "so? we do, too." "SHUT UUUUUUUUP."
 neisan2112: Man eatter you might say
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 DeM0nFiRe: lmao
Oscelot: Marge lol
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Lysander_salamander: Marge is great
 SkipIives: 
Despoiler98:  OHAI MARGE
Lysander_salamander: I love Marge
SaxPython: Hitchhikers Guide to Cougars - Mostly Harmless
 Rhynerd: like the final fantasy cutscene
SaxPython: Jess 
 Julian_Rogue: lol @LunarJade checking the runtime
  Sarah_Serinde: Jessica... 
 circusofkirkus: jessica is an instigator
 sblue333: I love Jacob's acting of Marge
Oscelot: I mean he IS a teacher. He's good at wrangling children.
 ohjanji: jess out here starting stuff
Lysander_salamander: Jessica is such an enabler
 PharaohBender27: Heather sowing chaos . . . 
 neisan2112: Jess is just smirking so hard
Lysander_salamander: oh no
 type_variable: oh no
  LunarJade: hahahaha
 JacobBurgessVO: @sblue333 Thank you!
 circusofkirkus: 
 Strebenherz: time for another firewalk
 SmithKurosaki: nice save
 definenull: Narrator voice: it was not fine
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 ContingentCat: 
 Strebenherz: messy crit!  messy crit!
 Julian_Rogue: You're gunna be fine *Probably*
 type_variable: messy crit
 type_variable: aww
Oscelot: And if not, well... snack time
  TheGreenMonster450: messy crit messy crit
  LunarJade: oh did the time pop up? I must have hit the mouse by accident on the screen. oops
Oscelot: nbd @LunarJade 
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah it's happened a couple times
 Rhynerd: Doesn't a messy crit require hunger dice? I'm not familiar enough with the rules
  Sarah_Serinde: It does
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AdventurousOpenSwallowBabyRage-ZQa8ht2c6O-dWqR3
 LiveFaust: BIG substitute teacher energy.
  LunarJade: @sarah_serinde huh.. oh well
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 type_variable: what are you? a teacher?
 Julian_Rogue: "hey"
 SnackPak_: Oliver putting all that teaching experience to good use
 definenull: Dang I love this side of oliver
 spethycakes: good for you, Oliver
Oscelot: Get 'em Oliver!
 neisan2112: Teacher coming back out
Despoiler98: yeaaaaah TEACHER TIME
 Julian_Rogue: Oh no hes got a dad voice
 ContingentCat: teacher powers activated
  Sarah_Serinde: LunarJade It's fine, just the progress bar popping up briefly on stream
 saucemaster5000: hell yeah oliver
 neisan2112: Teacher power with vampire umph behind it
TheInferno390: oh no
 WiJohn: heeeeee
 DeM0nFiRe: Hshshs
SaxPython: 
Oscelot: rofl Jacob XD
Oscelot: The flippydoo
 SnackPak_: 
Despoiler98: YEAH CRIT FAIL
 ohjanji: noice
Lysander_salamander: nice
SaxPython: 
 PharaohBender27: Let's goooo 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Julian_Rogue: Oliver says Hey in the brown note tone
 spethycakes: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Good job Oliver
jacqui_lantern234: gg oliver
Oscelot: Hell yeah!
SaxPython: Let's go Ollie!
 Rhynerd: Perfect Teacher Voice
 WiJohn: Oliver has never been prouder
Lysander_salamander: 
 iris_of_ether:  
 ohjanji: 
 Vilun: Oliver is MVP this season
 LiveFaust: Bryce and Chad. 
 groulux: Oliver gets a win!
 type_variable: unlocked core momory of being told off by a teacher
 NotCainNorAbel: 
 sblue333: 
KingTaltia: Oliver hit the "I'm a substitute teacher everyone loves who is VERY disappointed in you." tone
Oscelot: @KingTaltia Exactly
Despoiler98: @KingTaltia I was gonna say the "substitute who doesn't give a fuck about this job and will mess you up" tone
  LunarJade:   
 definenull: Uh oh
 Rhynerd: How visible would the blood be?
 SnackPak_: 
 type_variable: YESSS
  TheGreenMonster450: yessss
 definenull: we did it!
  Sarah_Serinde: "yeah it is" they say with a grin 
cavvdor: Awww
 iris_of_ether:   
 gualdhar: Hell yeah!
Oscelot: I feel like using Defense of the Sacred Haven in the middle of a campsite might be a bit of a masquerade breach...
neisan2112: GOT THERE!!
SaxPython: 
 ContingentCat: 
neisan2112: lrrBartleby lrrBartleby lrrBartleby
 circusofkirkus: very messy
 NotCainNorAbel:   
Lysander_salamander: yay
 Ignatiuspants: messy crit!
 Jakelope13: First messy crit of the session!
 v_nome: Did we skip ahead?
 WiJohn: The best thing to stop sunlight is Chad hide
Chesul: Oh man, I love this group. so many messy crits.
 e_bloc:    
 PharaohBender27: Is this the first  of the series, or did I miss one? For clip titling purposes
cavvdor: Here we go
SharktoothJack: 
 BusTed: 
 type_variable: first of the season
 DeM0nFiRe: messy crit puting up curtains is a thing
  LunarJade: first of the season
  LunarJade: definitely not the last
 RurouniGeo: that implies more lol
 ProcyonFlynn: The RV isn't making it back to the lot is it.
 PharaohBender27: Thanks, @type_variable and @LunarJade
grander_pastures: We gerbering this baby?
Oscelot: I have no idea how you made it through the first episode without one, knowing you guys @LunarJade
Despoiler98: Jacob its been 2 seasons and y ou haven't anticipated the messy crits?
 Jakelope13: Please let Oliver figure out how to modify the RV unfold system open silently!
  LunarJade: @oscelot we only rolled a couple times. Honestly think our dice just needed a bit of a warmup
 lirazel64: I love the smell of a messy crit in the morning.
  Sarah_Serinde: He's been anticipating them all season
SaxPython: 3 points of haven but you wake up the sleeping kids. They watch you for the rest of camp
Oscelot: @LunarJade fair XD
 ohjanji: welp
 chaostreader: I just want it to be that Oliver makes noise and wakes the kids.
SaxPython: @chaostreader  same braincwll
  corianderd: I think chat should write down their guesses for messy crit total on paper and seal it up until the finale
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SmoothHomelyKathySwiftRage-MGDc7VZKCktmjJdD
 Strebenherz: Measure three times
 SmithKurosaki: Adam tryna talk these dudes down is great
SaxPython: @Cori but we don't know how many streams you'll survive
 iris_of_ether: Guess: noted
  LunarJade: ah I see what’s happening now… every time the door has to get shoved closed on the streaming office it makes the table shift and bumps the mouse.
  corianderd: @SaxPython coward
SaxPython: 
 PharaohBender27: @LunarJade "Shoved closed" - is the door difficult to close? Sorry if that's prying too much
SaxPython: @pharaohbender27  boooooooo
  LunarJade: @pharaohbender27 it just requires a little push, its not particularly difficult.
 type_variable: @LunarJade suddenly imagining the front door on slow horses
 PharaohBender27: @SaxPython ... I did not even register the potential pun, if that's the cause of that reply
Despoiler98: @LunarJade sanding the frame of door where its hitting each other usually fixes that
Oscelot: "how bad could this do" oh gods
  Juliamon: iirc they're nice sound-blocking doors so they probably have a little weight to them
Despoiler98: *frame or door*
  corianderd: @type_variable I have been thinking about Dead Lions all day
SaxPython: @pharaohbender27 
  LunarJade: @despoiler98 I think its set up that way so that we get as little sound leakage as possible from this room. Honestly it’s fine.
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  TheGreenMonster450: "Who's afraid of Messy Crits"
Despoiler98: @LunarJade o i c
Oscelot: The photo for this campsite is gorgeous
 PharaohBender27: 
Despoiler98:  uh oh
 Julian_Rogue: Simba!
 Anaerin: Cougar's been busy.
Chesul: @Despoiler98 I recommend altering the door, not the frame, since it's easier to replace when it eventually needs to be.
Oscelot: For the love of... that's your food! Stop being messy!
 ohjanji: cougar been coug-ing
Despoiler98: @Chesul true
 Vilun: Jessica and Joe having another private conversation about a cougar
 SmithKurosaki: Took long enough
 amative1: Gerber rule!
 type_variable: silas is the smart one but once again tasting random blood
 PharaohBender27: This is the second time Silas has tasted blood - at least it didn't cause frenzy this time
 v_nome: Silas was a geologist in a past life. Sometimes you have to lick the science
 iris_of_ether: Tasting blood does grant information to a Tremere
  LunarJade: Silas is getting us information. He’s doing good
 Rourke9: good job silas
Oscelot: Together, they make one entire vampier!  (teasing lovingly here)
  LunarJade: Maybe Jessica should learn some Dominate skills…
Oscelot: Jessica would be scary with Dominate @LunarJade
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh yeah?
 iris_of_ether: 
cavvdor: Ohhh
Oscelot: Well she's already very persuasive
Lysander_salamander: hmmm
Oscelot: I love how groggy
 ohjanji: "from town"
cavvdor: Pumonca?
Lysander_salamander: quite a mystery
Oscelot: What was his name?
Oscelot: I missed it
 type_variable: richard hayes
 spethycakes: @Oscelot Richard Hayes
 type_variable: the helicopter pilot
 PharaohBender27: @Oscelot Richard Hayes, if I heard right
Oscelot: Thanks folks
  LunarJade: right.. be barely aware
  LunarJade: got it
Oscelot: Perfect recall @LunarJade
  corianderd: I'm aware of bears
Oscelot: He sounds SO tired
 PharaohBender27: (which *very mildly* unsettles me in that the surname is the same as mine)
 sblue333: The sleepiness is kinda sus
Despoiler98:   
 iris_of_ether: Bear bear bear beeeaaaarr 
SaxPython: Be Bear-ware feels very Teddy from P4
almas_zarkona: Does he perhaps...need some iron? Or just more blood?
  LunarJade: it’s late at night… why is sleepiness sus?
phoenixfeather14: He sounds unnaturally tired. Is he down a pint?
Despoiler98: @LunarJade 11:30 is not that late
  Sarah_Serinde: I mean he could just be an early riser
  Sarah_Serinde: 11:30 is late if you get up early
João Marcos Souza: Oh shit, I almost forgot! Time to roll back to the start :P
 SmithKurosaki: Enjoy :)
  Sarah_Serinde: Also it's probably at least a bit later than that by now
 Jakelope13: Funny this guy shows up almost immediately after they found the blood
jacqui_lantern234: @Sarah_Serinde just ask James 
  Sarah_Serinde: @jacqui_lantern234 You don't even need the  that's just true
  LunarJade: I think you’re all too easily suspicious of everything. Not everything is vampires.
TheInferno390: In tents? But it's an RV!
Despoiler98: LOL
 Nigouki: looked in-tents :V
 BusTed: 
jacqui_lantern234: HEATHER YES
KeytarCat: You tend to wake and sleep with the sun when you're camping, so the ranger has probably been up since 6 or 7 and went to bed at 8 or 9
  Sarah_Serinde: @LunarJade Yeah sometimes it's werewolves!
 PharaohBender27: NGL I'd probably be like that at 11:30 PM most nights. And not just because I share a surname with him
Oscelot: @LunarJade Some times it's the fae!
 ContingentCat: camp rangers would be used to the 'dad in a mode' look
 Rourke9: yeeess
Despoiler98: Why does Jacob keep asking that its always YES
  MrPhlip: Oh, I assumed the "intense" comment was about Marge
SaxPython: 
cavvdor: And sometimes it's a shapeshifter and sometimes it's a ghost and sometimes it's ...
jacqui_lantern234: ADAM
 spethycakes: ADAM
 type_variable: ADAM
  Seabats: what
ButButTheJesus: 
TheOtherKT: severed arm is an actual weapon in VTM Bloodlines
 Ignatiuspants: it could be a werecat! there are probably werecats in the World of Darkness
 TheDevil_Risen: loll
Despoiler98:  oh no
 PharaohBender27: Heather just diving into the depths without hesitation
SaxPython: 
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FunnySavageSangBatChest-rJP5bx44Mv-zsEH5
jacqui_lantern234: @Seabats "its not delivery, its dejorno"
Oscelot: @Ignatiuspants Yep! I played one
  LunarJade: lol
 Gekyouryuu: @TheOtherKT how else are you supposed to "take up arms"?
TheInferno390: Say his name three times and he shall appear
 JacobBurgessVO: @ignatiuspants There sure are, rare, but they exists.
cavvdor: Jacob is well familiar with the severed arm from Bloodlines
 ohjanji: heather just YEP
cavvdor: I miss that playthrough
 definenull: Follow the lunar-lit road!
Despoiler98: @LunarJade HEATHER NO
 Ignatiuspants: neat!
  LunarJade: Not even letting him finish asking the question
SaxPython: Awe
  LunarJade: it’s fine
Oscelot: As is tradition @LunarJade lol
Oscelot: Ooooo pretty picture
  LunarJade: Jessica is being perfect and doing it well
jacqui_lantern234: @LunarJade heather no!!! (affectionately)
  Sarah_Serinde: Obviously Jessica is always perfect
 corpocracy: I'm loving these backdrops
 type_variable: what even are consequences?
 DiscordianTokkan: Beloved by the Mooooon
grander_pastures: HEATHER YES
 Gekyouryuu: it's her girlfriend, Moonica
  LunarJade: consequences are for future Jessica to worry about
Despoiler98: the moon is NOT YOUR FRIEND vampire!
  LunarJade: current Jessica is vibing
jacqui_lantern234: @Gekyouryuu OH MY GOD 
 gibbousm: The Tindler
Oscelot: @Despoiler98 It's the sun that doesn't burn!
Despoiler98: @Oscelot yeah it just calls out the bitey bitey claw claw ppl
 Transmuted_Elf: Cam that ref chefs kiss a+
Oscelot: hehehe
 PharaohBender27: I got that reference, Cameron
  LunarJade: it’s fine
 ohjanji: adam ahahahaha
  LunarJade: don’t worry about it
TheInferno390: ewwwwwwwwwwwww
Oscelot: Oh someone had a bad night. a bad, bad night.
 Nigouki: nooooooo Silas tasted it
grander_pastures: Ahhhhhh.... blood poops
 Gekyouryuu: it IS blood, but it's a Chipotle run
Despoiler98: @LunarJade IM WORRIED ABOUT IT 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 itira: D:
 PharaohBender27: 
jacqui_lantern234: and THIS is what happens when you eat at taco bell 
 definenull: Heather no! (Heather yes!)
SaxPython: I wanted Jo to give Silas Uppies
Despoiler98: MAKE WAY FOR PISS
cavvdor: This is very ending of Blood Meridian suddenly
neisan2112: MAKE WAY FOR PIIIS
DaxStrife: Make way for PISS
Lysander_salamander: yes!
 ContingentCat: make way for piss!
 Nigouki: Make way for PISS
 type_variable: if its brown flush it down, red like wine is probably fine
  LunarJade: Jessica can go so fast
 iris_of_ether: MAKE WAY FOR PISS
 SnackPak_: 
neisan2112: I'm so glad everyone went there, thanks yall
 Julian_Rogue: Meep Meep
 ArdCollider: PvP outhouse
Despoiler98:     Heather channelling Kathleeen
 Jakelope13: Blink into the Outhouse!
grander_pastures: MAKE PISS FOR WAY
cavvdor: Blink is a delight
 ohjanji: when you gotta go you gotta go
 Jakelope13: WAY PISS FOR MAKE
 Efhan: MAKE BLINK FOR PISS
DaxStrife: "The vampire knows where it is because the vampire knows where it is not."
jacqui_lantern234: @cavvdor YOURE a delight!!!!! 
protocol_gamma: PISS WAY MAKE FOR
 spethycakes: Clear moon, full bladder, can't lose
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 WiJohn: Porting potty
ButButTheJesus: MAKE WAY FOR PISS
 definenull: BOOO
TheInferno390: Cori omg
jacqui_lantern234: OH MY GODS 
 SmithKurosaki: Im loving the use of the screen
ShifuDaxiongmao: Jacob, ever the victim of Heather acting on all "Would you like to?" with a "Yep!" :D
 SmithKurosaki: I mean, they're all chaos gremlins in that way
 Sarah: To be fair, it's not just Heather doing that XD
ShifuDaxiongmao: True. But the others tends to think about it sometimes. :D
neisan2112: CORI LMAO
grander_pastures: PLEASE BLINK FOR PISS
 DeM0nFiRe: lmao cori
jacqui_lantern234: and THIS is why im friends with Cori
SaxPython: Magnificent
 Brozard: T-pose clip through the ground
ButButTheJesus: NONE SHALL PASS
 ArdCollider: oh, not "you! shall! not! PISS!"
neisan2112: Jess just blinks to it and t-poses
 Nigouki: guy can pee in the woods!
 Rhynerd: RV full of vampires? Check. Fridge Full of Blood? Check. Gun loaded with silver bullets?
Despoiler98: he can have a MANS ROMANCE
  LunarJade: Jessica.. just always disappearing.
 ohjanji: ahahahahaha
 Brozard: @Rhynerd Fridge Full of Blood is a great movie name
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
grander_pastures: Jess' Romance
  corianderd: this man is dying
Oscelot: amazing
  LunarJade: this poor mortal
  LunarJade: I’m sure its fine
Oscelot: RIP this poor guy
Lysander_salamander: nice one
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 definenull: *hangs out of order sign*
Lysander_salamander: 
 SnackPak_: "dam-buster trundle" is a phrase that is going to stay with me
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  LunarJade: it’s fine
  LunarJade: everything is fine
 Jakelope13: The body is /under/ the toilet, isn't it?
JDMan94: Jessica REALLY had to make way for PISS
  Sarah_Serinde: oh dear
 spethycakes: 
  Sarah_Serinde: oh
 ohjanji: OH
  LunarJade: well not fine.. anymore
 ContingentCat: oh no
 BusTed: oh noooo
cavvdor: Turn off any Heightened Senses
Oscelot: WHAT
Lysander_salamander: dang
 SnackPak_:   
 Strebenherz: WHAT
TheInferno390: WHAT
 iris_of_ether: NO
 definenull: Welp
  Sarah_Serinde: well then
 ohjanji: OHHH DEAR
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 itira: awful .... oh my god
 Nigouki: noooooooooo
Lysander_salamander: ooh
Despoiler98:    
 Rhynerd: oh no
 DeM0nFiRe: Uhh?
 Strebenherz: I'M SORRY WHAT
 iris_of_ether: NO NO NO
Oscelot: GAH
 DiscordianTokkan:  
JDMan94: Oh
DaxStrife: 
 Transmuted_Elf: trapdoor spider
 spethycakes: MY WORST NIGHTMARE
cavvdor: WHAT
 TheDevil_Risen:   
 Julian_Rogue: WAT
 type_variable: OMG
neisan2112: WWAAAAHHHTTT???!?!
 sblue333: ehhhhhh
 Brozard: oh NO
grander_pastures: THERE IT IS
 Rourke9: oh noooo
 Twilight_Spark: Zelda toilet-paper hand strikes again.
JDMan94: OH
 gualdhar: Oh no
 iris_of_ether: JACOB
GirlPainting: wait WHAT?!?!?!?
neisan2112: Excuse me?!
 Rhynerd: this poor man
jacqui_lantern234: WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE GETS PULLED IN JACOB
Phaughk: SHLOOP
cavvdor: NGGHH
BubastiBR: Slurping sound!
 lamina5432: what a way to go
 ohjanji: lmaoooo
 TheDevil_Risen: wait, WHAT?
Lysander_salamander: well, ok
 ladylinzington: what
 sblue333: EW
 Strebenherz: NO NOT THE HAUNTED TOILET
  QuixoticScrivener: Don't remind me of childhood fears
 HorusFive: New fear aquired
Despoiler98: THANKS A LOT I CANT GO TO THE BATHROOM TONIGHT
 iris_of_ether: *JACOB*
 DeM0nFiRe: *concern*
 Sogheim: oh no did Adam call it again?!
neisan2112:   
Styxseus: OH NO
 Jakelope13: Oh god, that Vamp is going to have a MESSY dinner
almas_zarkona: When people say don't fall in...I thought it was a joke
SaxPython: 
 niccus: really dropped a big one
 JacobBurgessVO: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 KV1NN4: no
JDMan94: TOILET'S HAUNTED
 Rourke9: poor guy 😭😭😭
 NotCainNorAbel:  \
 KV1NN4: noooooooooo
 gualdhar: ITS IN THE POOP
 Strebenherz: POOPHANGER CLIFFHANGER
 jdr_42: What?
DaxStrife: That was a Freddie Kruger level kill.
Lysander_salamander: toilet is a fairy circle?
 Nigouki: He's not gonna hold it even in that situation
 Gekyouryuu: his face must've been red. he was very flush, and then he became flushed
 ProcyonFlynn: #NewFear - Mimic-OutHouse
 WiJohn: Farewell pooping guy, we hardly knew thee
 Efhan: WHAT?!?!?!
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Despoiler98: @JacobBurgessVO I HATE YOU I CANT POOP NOW
 MacbethSeemsSus: Toilet's haunted
  TheGreenMonster450: TPK Total Pooper Kill
 DirectorStephanie: JACOB. rude
 OldManJohnsonMB: ahh
SharktoothJack: if it’s Sasquatch I’m going to bite something
 SkipIives:   
 searchingforself: glad to see i'm just in time
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 Rourke9: thank you all!!!
 iris_of_ether: God and it's gonna be 2 weeks...
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 DirectorStephanie:    
SaxPython:   
 Dog_of_Myth: Heck of a way to go
 groulux: Thet is the WORST way to stay out of the sun!
 gualdhar: ITS THE POOPSQUATCH
ButButTheJesus: @JacobBurgessVO ...ew
 Ignatiuspants: so it IS a teleport-a-potty
neisan2112: I swear to god Jacob!!!!
 Efhan: Toilet Party Kill...
 itira:   
 Transmuted_Elf: Ananansai!!!!!!!!
 definenull: 2 weeks on that cliffhanger? You monsters!
cavvdor: Damn what an episode
Oscelot: Pffftahahaha
  Sarah_Serinde: And it WAS
  corianderd: i'm cackling
Oscelot: Amazing
 KaleidoscopeMind: toilet's haunted
 Strebenherz: JACOB HOW DARE
KeytarCat: Shlorp
neisan2112: That was so good wow
SaxPython: Toilet Cryptids
Chesul: Shitters Hungry.
 DirectorStephanie: ahhhhh
 rosesmcgee: last episode. Woo!
 SnackPak_: sure was
 DiscordianTokkan: The mortal forgot the golden rule. ALWAYS ask it it's a mimic first
 TheDevil_Risen: hahaha Heather 
Lysander_salamander: that was a great episode thanks!
 jdr_42: Two weeks to learn how he went
 ArdCollider:   
 WiJohn: Sasquat
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SteamyHeartlessRaccoonAMPTropPunch-tLJIY_6NnrrYVg1e
 KV1NN4: oh my god
Riandisa: Another great episode
jacqui_lantern234: @JacobBurgessVO JACOB BURGESS!!!! you beatiful, glorious, EVIL, LOVELY storyteller
JDMan94: Yeah absolute bager
 TheDevil_Risen: WAOW
 MyrddintheWizard: What the shit...literally.
 Rourke9: lmao that was great
 sheqesi: Haha so good!
TheInferno390: Antlion toilet hecker
JDMan94: banger even
 ContingentCat: For some reason I'd just assumed Jessica was already Bi
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/IgnorantQuaintPepperoniSSSsss-6V9g2cXSR1WK1UKR
 itira: bus bus bus!
TheInferno390: NOOOOOOO
 chaostreader: we just see an man die to toilet monster and leave it there.
grander_pastures: DAMMIT DB
 Dog_of_Myth: !venga
  LRRbot: The Venga Bus'll be coming 'round the mountain when it comes.
 KV1NN4: have we seen Heather's pretty dice that impressed jacob?
DaxStrife: Bus is coming.
 TheDevil_Risen: bus bus beep
ButButTheJesus: DER BUS KOMMT
 gibbousm: The bus is coming
JDMan94: BUS IS COMING
 DiscordianTokkan: HAH
GirlPainting: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
 iris_of_ether: Heather omg
neisan2112: Oh god 2 week cliffhanger
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 SnackPak_: 
 Jakelope13: Now THAT is what I call a Violation of the social contract! No Attacking People While They Poop!
Styxseus: Oh bus
 Strebenherz: QUICK INTO THE TOILET
 corpocracy: BUS
KeytarCat: well NOW the shitter's full
 WiJohn: full...of murder!
ButButTheJesus: SHITTER'S FULL
KingTaltia: "pulled in" to a toilet bowl he was able to sit on moments prior? ... freaking Tzimisce
 PharaohBender27: Well I missed the cliffhanger because of clipping 
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: *cocks gun* Shitter's Haunted
 MrVirite: thgat's soooooo mean
BubastiBR: The joke was there, waiting for us.
 Efhan: And *what* a clifffhanger to have to wait 2 weeks on
GirlPainting: can´t we just air it NOW?
Oscelot: Lordy lol
jacqui_lantern234: toilet: "MAKE WAY FOR SUCC"
 iris_of_ether:   
 PharaohBender27: 333
  corianderd: it was so hard!!!!
 ohjanji: that is nightmare fuel lmaooo
 Rhynerd: Two weeks of sitting on a toilet mystery.
 niccus: category 5 dooker
grander_pastures: SHITTERS FULL
 sheqesi: *dies laughing*
 SkipIives: This is why white phosphorous grenades are so nice to have in most eldritch games.
 HorusFive: Bus has no toilet- we're all safe on the bus
neisan2112: Oof
 JacobBurgessVO: Just pulled in by his butt
SaxPython: Omg Jacqui
 Strebenherz: Toilet cliffhanger AMAZING
 Julian_Rogue: If it teleports somewhere else it really could be a portal potty
Oscelot: oh man, two weeks between sessions
 Rhynerd: Actually, sitting on a toilet mystery sounds like a great way to get sucked in as well
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 HorusFive: Bus Bus Bus Bus
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JDMan94: @JacobBurgessVO Walked Butt First into Hell
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 DirectorStephanie: @jacobburgessvo rude!
 FenrisSchafer: What if I'm scared to sit now? Am I just supposed to stand for two weeks?
 Sogheim: but that hole is not large enough for a person to go through in tact...
 TheDevil_Risen: Coming Up > Subscroll
TheInferno390: I have to sit on it. Like a toilet
 spethycakes: I'm flush with anxiety
 Nigouki: I want to know how long the recording session was because this was edited Extremely Tightly and still had so much shenanigans
ButButTheJesus: @JacobBurgessVO just a lil butt pull down the chute
 TheDevil_Risen: Sponsor Spots
  Sarah_Serinde: youtube.com/lrrtt
 KV1NN4: episode 3 will be just what i need after 20 hours of international travel
 Jakelope13: @JacobBurgessVO How desperate does a Vampire have to be to camp INSIDE an outhouse?
 xantos69: 50 Bits!
 gibbousm: Someone is proud of themselves
  Sarah_Serinde: Definitely watch it again 
 Rhynerd: @FenrisSchafer Might explain the blood?
 MyrddintheWizard: I am so upsety spaghetti right now.
cavvdor: How am I expected to just move on from this in a minute
jacqui_lantern234: @JacobBurgessVO i like to imagine that this man was already poopin by the time he started the squat.... AND THEN he got voop'd
 DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
 BusTed: haha
Despoiler98: @JacobBurgessVO Im sending you the bill for clogging my toilet after not being able to shit in it for two weeks
Styxseus: 
 ohjanji: oh good call i want to see those reactions lmao
 SkipIives: lol
Oscelot: *cackle*
 Transmuted_Elf: @JacobBurgessVO brain is going anasai, trapdoor spider, and if you did that i hate/love you. all my nightmares......
 Nigouki: POOP TIME IS SACRED TIME
 Nigouki: THIS IS EVIL
  Seabats: not me just another day at the office
 JacobBurgessVO: SLURPED DOWN THE TOILET!
Oscelot: @Transmuted_Elf oh that's good
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 Julian_Rogue: The antithesis of a mans romance
 e_bloc: 100 100 100 1 1 1
  SmithKurosaki: @JacobBurgessVO He got T-rex'd
Despoiler98: @JacobBurgessVO STOP SAYING SLURPED
 Strebenherz: TIME TO NUKE THE TOILET FROM ORBIT
 DirectorStephanie: kudos to @seabats and Oliver finally getting a big dub
 spethycakes: Moonbase toilet has suck-ins all the time
 Efhan: Jacob is enjoying this too much
 Jakelope13: @Nigouki Well, they /are/ monsters :3
 type_variable: fingers crossed for sasquatch
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 MyrddintheWizard: @Strebenherz its the only way to be sure.
Kretchmar: sorry can't stay only just started S3E1 but wanted to say hey hey hi and thanks for this series!!!!!!!!!!!
 SmithKurosaki: Enjoy catching up :)
 Sarah: Welcome, enjoy the videos!
J D (JDMan94): Make way for PISS
 amative1: oh no
ShifuDaxiongmao: I love the expression Jacob gets :D
 SmithKurosaki: He got T-rex;d
 amative1: 👏
 TheDevil_Risen: @Seabats 
 Rourke9: love holes
 JacobBurgessVO: @efhan So much.
cavvdor: But the toilet just has a like a limited-size hole, did he just get broken in half or schlorped down like a noodle?!
 NotCainNorAbel: https://youtu.be/3w8wiYI3MIk?si=rGjJ7yCg9SyLvpnO&t=7293
 corpocracy: What's worse, getting slurped down the toilet, or pistol shrimp shot from the toilet?
TheInferno390: Mmm toilet slurpies nom nom nom
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 JacobBurgessVO: Cackling in the middle of Disneyland
 Transmuted_Elf: @Oscelot when friends introdiced me to World of darkness shortly hafter they told me the Anansai werewolves...and i was like nope
  Juliamon: It was just that one time, but sure
 Rourke9: yeah that neck was something
 Efhan: @DirectorStephanie What do you mean, now the others have another reason to deny him the opportunity to poop
 SnackPak_: @JacobBurgessVO you earned it
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ProudCuriousDiscKeyboardCat-IT--Q0qnv-iINsOM
Oscelot: @JacobBurgessVO I can just SEE you sitting n the middle of Disney cackling madly
 DirectorStephanie: @efhan 
Despoiler98: @corpocracy stop....asking.....questions
 sheqesi: Backwards swirlie
 Rhynerd: Aw dangit, I'm gonna miss W+P again probably.
 Strebenherz: @JacobBurgessVO You magnificent ?$#! of a DM, how dare, 20/10
Oscelot: @Transmuted_Elf This is the sane reaction to have
 MacbethSeemsSus: Somewhere Elliott is still moaning in pain.
 gibbousm: Test stream for bussing?
KeytarCat: The Shitting Man, Inverted
 PharaohBender27: Thursday will likely be tech test
  Juliamon: Bee Sheds aren't announced
 spethycakes: nothing good....
  Juliamon: you'll just need to keep an eye out
  Sarah_Serinde: You'll find out about the timing of the tech test roughly when the tech test happens
 JacobBurgessVO: @keytarcat Ahahahaha! Beautiful
  Sarah_Serinde: !store
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Despoiler98: chat we have paid them for this
 DirectorStephanie: thank you to everyone who helped make Bite Club possible!!
Despoiler98: we PAY them to do this to us
  Sarah_Serinde: Money well spent
 DirectorStephanie: @despoiler98 we did. MY GOD
 s1ck1y: vamp post vamp post vamp post vamp post
 UltraVioletVodoo: is the DB shirt available yet?
 JacobBurgessVO: Thank you for hosting @lunarjade !
 Ignatiuspants: if the fundraiser lasts through the next Monday, it'll be THREE weeks until we see what happens next
 spethycakes: already did 
  Juliamon: UltraVioletVodoo Not yet
 Efhan: I *gladly* pay them to do this to us
jacqui_lantern234: @s1ck1y A B C - Always Vamp Post
 sheqesi: Bus is coming!
 JacobBurgessVO: Yeah! Get 'em!
  SmithKurosaki: @Ignatiuspants That would be /ver/y impressive
neisan2112: I've definitely been shilling NADTD in another Discord recently
Oscelot: Shared pain is lessened my butt 
  SmithKurosaki: @Efhan saaaame
Despoiler98:  the bus is coming
cavvdor: Yeah I'll just sit on this for a while and really digest it
  Juliamon: https://kind.social/@desertbus/113426462892469691 Shirt preview
TheInferno390: That man experiences spooky dooky in it's most primal form
 JacobBurgessVO: 2 weeks is plenty of time to watch seasons 1, 2 and the first 2eps
 Shparky2197: So hype for bus!
 Strebenherz: @cavvdor CAN'T SIT, TOILET'S HAUNTED
  TheGreenMonster450: good good, I cursed you and I do not regret it 
  Sarah_Serinde: @JacobBurgessVO Less so if you're spending one full week watching DB though 
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  Sarah_Serinde: But then I binged it in a few days
  TheGreenMonster450: (yet)
 DirectorStephanie: @juliamon AH THANK YOU for the link!
 BusTed: 
 Efhan: Everyone must learn about the shitter that *GETS YOU*
 JacobBurgessVO: @sarah_serinde I dunno. Most folks have two screens now a days, yeah?
  Sarah_Serinde: This is true 
ButButTheJesus: Death Potty: The Potty That Eats!
 JacobBurgessVO: Man, I forgot how packed this EP was
Oscelot: @JacobBurgessVO *thank you* for reminding me that I need to get my second monitor plugged in to the new computer
SaxPython: I just feel like cliffhanger is now a euphemism for needing to use the toilet and getting pulled in
KeytarCat: Such a densely wonderful ep
 JacobBurgessVO: Two of my favorite scenes the whole seasoned happened this episode.
 Nigouki: Thanks for the show!
 PharaohBender27:   
 JacobBurgessVO: Season*
 DirectorStephanie:    
 s1ck1y: heather the GOAT
 iris_of_ether:   
 Transmuted_Elf:  
jacqui_lantern234: remind chat that i love them aggressively?
Oscelot: is blood seasoning? :think:
 DeM0nFiRe: o/  
SaxPython:   
ButButTheJesus: night
 definenull: HEATHER
 sheqesi: Mock.  ing. Bird. Bird
 iris_of_ether: Fangs for the memories~
Oscelot: Night Heather! Thanks for running this!
 lamina5432: gnight
 DirectorStephanie: and this is somehow the last season? 
 definenull: 
 NotCainNorAbel:   
 spethycakes: 
 DirectorStephanie: night cuties!
 Efhan: Fangs for the mental images
jacqui_lantern234: @iris_of_ether 
 Ignatiuspants: goodnight!
 Rourke9: thank you all!!
  Sarah_Serinde: @JacobBurgessVO Only two? 
  Juliamon: btw chat, if you're feeling stressed out tomorrow, FOR ANY REASON, come hang out and watch some streams.
 LadyEarlGreyWarden: 
 SnackPak_: wooooow
 Ignatiuspants: you've all been awesome!
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh yeah probably
Oscelot: Heather =P
 MyrddintheWizard: Great job 
 JacobBurgessVO: Good night all and thank you!
cavvdor: Can't imagine why I'd be stressed
 Nigouki: oh there will be TP alright
 Efhan: A Best failure and a TPK
 KV1NN4: 
 TheDevil_Risen: Heather!!!!
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 spethycakes: Toilet Paper Killer
 TheDevil_Risen: Spoilers 
cavvdor: Good night all! Thanks to everyone!
  Juliamon: We'll take good care of you here.
 Transmuted_Elf: no tp in the outhouse
 sheqesi: Thank you, Heather!
 ContingentCat: thankyou Heather 
  TheGreenMonster450: Total Pooper Kill
Oscelot: @Juliamon May well do  ty
 Efhan: Toilet Bowl Kill
 corpocracy: Damn, Heather
phoenixfeather14: @JacobBurgessVO No, thank you! This has been amazing!
  LunarJade: lol
  Sarah_Serinde: Also chat when you come here for good distractions tomorrow, please leave the stressful distracting things behind
 Transmuted_Elf: @spethycakes the headline writes itself
  LunarJade: I’m glad you all had fun
Oscelot: Yesss
  Sarah_Serinde: so much fun
 iris_of_ether: Good times, also how dare you all
Oscelot: well said @iris_of_ether lol
 PharaohBender27: Sorry/not sorry about my clickbait title https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SassyLazyBorkKreygasm-dzGdcadteAXHNiWH
Oscelot: *snerk* nice
  LunarJade: lol
  LunarJade: nice
 AriaHibiki: gnite@
Oscelot: o7 night folks
  Sarah_Serinde: Night Heather!
 ContingentCat: thanks secret Heather byeeee
 spethycakes: good night!
 PharaohBender27: 
 DeM0nFiRe:   
 NotCainNorAbel: thank you all
  TheGreenMonster450: bye !
cavvdor: Niiight
  LunarJade: night
 KV1NN4: 
 MyrddintheWizard: Night!
 KV1NN4: i forgot i had left this tab open >.>;
SaxPython: 
 MyrddintheWizard: @KV1NN4 The classic!
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